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Dec. 1, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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SUPER YACHT FINALE - CROATIA TAKE OVER | Tate Confidential Ep 166
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The order of the song, the order of the song...
The order of the song, the order of the song...
You've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure, you've got a lot of pressure.
We were so close You were just a partner in crime
So you ordered drinks and I said you're gay for ordering us coffee Yeah, you did say I was gay for ordering iced coffee.
You're having the same iced coffee.
We both got set up.
That is true. To be fair, that is true.
That looks super unappealing.
This is not appealing to anyone.
We knew it. You can't see the appeal.
You don't know about a conchita with 400 euros for the entire week and drinking 1 euro beers until you ended up surrounded by slum dwellers, do you?
No, I don't.
Oh, he died, Jazz.
I don't want to go. I'm pretty sure I've already died in Jazz.
I'm pretty sure it's on take confidential.
Me dead at Jazz. Yeah, but that crappy...
Fuckin' website we used to be on have banned us, so there's no proof.
Exactly, it's not gonna do it again. Gotta do it again.
They did ban us, didn't they? Yeah, CockTube.
Literally, CockTube. Nice thing is we can say that on Rumble.
Say anything I want and I'll rumble.
Literally.
Luke, you're a...
I'm not.
So tell your secret of dancing to Jamaican music.
You haven't got to know how to dance.
This is the secret. You can't dance on it anyway.
You don't have to. You just have to shoot people.
It's not real. In the worst ways.
It makes sense. It can't be accurate.
It's going to be like...
That's it.
Just do this in the club!
And everyone's like, alright, he's a bad man.
It's fine, it's fine. It's fine.
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen you do!
It's true though! I was standing in Jamaica by myself, watching them all do that.
At people! And I was like, this is not a place I want to be.
I never were with your cousin.
Get out of my car.
It's a crazy time, man.
Jacuzzi? You're going to the jacuzzi to avoid the booze.
No, no, no. You're hiding from the booze.
It's warm, it's nice. So it's warm here.
Croatia's summertime. What's your fucking problem, bro?
Jacuzzi makes sense, bro. I think that the barman working downstairs makes you think you can hide upstairs from the booze.
Jacuzzi makes sense. Booze? Everyone?
Everyone? Andrew? I'm not doing any more fucking booze, man.
Let's go.
Yeah, but let's go.
We don't need you.
I'm not drinking anymore.
Booze time, Jules! Booze time!
Fucking hate this. Hey, hey, hey.
Don't embarrass us. Take confidentials played.
Bro, I have options here.
Don't embarrass us. I will. If you jump, take confidentials played.
You can't jump off the edge instead of booze.
Just drink your drink. Any day of the week, I'd rather jump off the edge than booze, so fuck you.
Hey, Jules! Are you a swim to land?
Are you a swim to land?
I'm not coming back. You fucking animal.
See you later. You're abandoned.
She still owes us a drink.
I'm sorry.
Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream Rapping like DeNarco Got dope like Pablo Cut dope like Pablo Cut through chart street with the Draco On and off, got Diego Say, hasta luego OPM rapping kilos Love notes with Potato
Straight out the jungle This real rap no moment My skin black like mama Got dash box and hundred Straight out the jungle This game with the Coca Cola The more money make more rhyme Going up a peg while I'm back at ProPet, like Frank Blankman to the Nino Ramos...
Okay, you see that entrance in front of us? Yeah, that's our entrance and it's a little bit narrow, tiny. Yeah, and when we get there...
No, no, he's not kidding. Yeah, this is our entrance, it really is, yeah. And when we get there, just duck down like this, but only for a few seconds, okay? Okay, let's do it.
Tristan, this is how we die. This is actually my first day at work, so I'll do my best, okay?
Tristan, we're live.
Remember how we said caving? It's gay.
Caving is the single gayest sport.
I can only think that you are doing that because you want to be in a brown, tight hole so much and you can't get a man to bum.
So the next closest thing is to bum the earth.
It's gay. This is it, isn't it?
Yes. Welcome to my office.
Bum the earth. Yeah, now you can take off your sunglasses.
It's much better. Remember the way back.
So that's the end.
This is the end.
is the end.
I'll give you my life, I'll deep in your love, and I'll find out what I'm worth, I'll give you my life, I'll deep in your love, and I'll find out what I'm worth, I'll give you my life, I'll deep in your love.
I want another love, another love, not tears, I'll deep in your love, never ever.
Oh, Justin, you're not staying. You're staying.
I thought you were getting out of there.
You're staying here forever.
There's squid in here. He can eat.
Is there squid in here? Yeah, I don't know.
Tristan, there's squid in here. Shit, there's no Wi-Fi there.
Tristan, I couldn't stay here. Okay guys, take for teaser.
So Tristan, you're supposed to stand up here, just so you know.
Probably stand up. No, I mean right now.
Tristan, stand quick. It's a test.
Shit, you failed. That's an awesome boat.
I wish we were on that boat.
Yeah, that's a really amazing boat.
It's amazing.
Ha ha ha.
Woo!
Once again, here we go.
Know the name, know the flow.
Turn me up a little more.
I'm setting traps, I'm alone.
You know you whack, I'm a maniac.
Boy, you know I'm black to the bone.
Pick a place, nigga, pick a date.
I go go cool, pick a load.
Thought you was good, huh? Take you out back, drake through the woods, huh?
Thought I was weak, huh?
You ain't see the work I put in all week, huh?
Give me that, where the city at?
Nitty gritty, this ain't gonna be pretty, Jack.
Not afraid, get up out the way.
Y'all used to hate, look at what you made.
When it all goes down, I'm gonna run this town.
Fire in my soul, got my eyes on the ground.
I can't help myself, really can't turn myself down.
I'm in love with you, baby, but I let you down.
I can't die in this town.
I won't die in this town.
I won't die in this town.
Yeah.
Hey.
Don't die in this town.
I won't die in this town.
Yeah.
Get them up.
Die in this town.
Hold up, homie, man, wait a minute.
Maybe that's not it.
Fucking rump it.
I hope Rumble cancels Luke, but not us.
That would teach me a lesson. It would teach me a lesson.
It really would. I think the whole reason all that shitstorm came out about me is really because no one likes you.
Yeah, when you've got a cousin like Luke, it looks bad for you and then people start making up rumors like they're misogynists.
Is that why you two ban me? Yeah, when you hang around with arms like Luke.
Or ban you guys. They didn't ban me.
I'm just the cameraman. Are you in the episodes of Take Confidential?
Yeah, occasionally. So you got banned?
So you bear at least one third of the responsibility.
Let's round that up to half.
Let's move to that town. With the weight of you two being able to ban us at any moment lifted, It's much better.
I can finally tell Luke what I think of him live on episodes.
No, it actually is. I know what you mean.
It's like, because it was a constant stress.
Yeah, literally. We'd say something funny and then go, oh no, we can't put that on.
Literally. That literally happened loads of times.
The funny thing is no one knows because we can't put it in.
Yeah. So now we get to be massive pieces of shit.
Is that what we're happy about? We get to be normal humans.
Yeah. It's not about massive pieces of shit.
It's about being normal humans.
We get to be massive pieces of shit. See, like...
There's a big turd in this jacuzzi.
There's a 75 kilogram turd.
No, I think there's a 103 kilogram turd.
Oh, I'm 106, so...
Sorry, I meant 106.
Luke, you are, in fact, a turd man.
In fact, I think I found it.
You can't call me a turd, we'll get mad.
No, we're on Rumble now.
I can call you a turd, you're a massive turd.
Turd inside the jacuzzi.
Turd, jacuzzi. That's what you've been missing out on, viewers.
It is! Quality content!
Quality content!
Before we couldn't say any of this!
Tristan, we can't just stuff these small boats with loads of beautiful women.
We can't do that. That's okay.
That can't just be a thing.
Andrew, this really can't just be a thing.
Andrew, back me up. Feel the rib of this boating.
Yeah? No. With my knife, could I slap it?
Puncture it in the hole. Only if you had...
No, my knife has a really nice grip.
Okay, but Andrew, I think it's designed to where there's metal mesh.
My hand's dry right now.
Nah, Andrew, I think that it's rubber, metal...
What? You guys want to fucking try me?
Look at his room, find out where his room meets the hole, give me all night, chisel away, lock it in.
The knife move, right?
You can't tell me what to do.
I'm the Ice Cream Man.
She chunky monkey.
She like to fuck me.
Suck me, fuck me.
I'm the ice cream man.
She chunky monkey.
She like the trolley swirly in my vanilla coupe.
She got a marshmallow booty, I like to sprinkle her too.
I'm the Ice Cream Man, this my song when I'm riding through.
She like to fuck me, suck me, suck me, fuck me.
I'm the Ice Cream Man, she chunky monkey.
I'm the Ice Cream Man, yeah, she chunky monkey.
All these money hungry hungry hippies wanna love me All these diamonds dusty, my disclaimer sunny I don't rock the sepia, none of them shits are suggy I'm in the ghetto to gut her, I got the sugar to butter I got the mama to brother, oh yeah your son is a hustler She wanna fuck a sucky, but I ain't gon' rush her I'm the ice cream man, yeah, yeah, I ball every summer These boys want a runner, that's cool cause I need more runners.
Tell them give me more condoms, we doing more fuck.
She like to fuck me, suck me, suck me, fuck me.
I'm the Ice Cream Man.
I actually for some reason thought you were going to say a compliment.
I don't know why.
You're trying to fight my case.
So what you're saying is you thought I was a fake?
Depends, what's your date of birth?
you I'm gonna go get some more.
I just want to say this location was absolutely beautiful.
The restaurant was perfect.
It was wonderful having dinner with all you beautiful ladies and my best friends and Luke again.
Cheers to all of you.
You can't keep doing this.
Cheers!
I am surrounded by traitors!
Traitors and fools!
Me alone.
with all the women.
I don't apologize, Jackso!
Fuck them, they're asleep!
You're off! Well now the microphones here are blasting the music in everyone's room!
Cocktail!
I'm surrounded by traitors!
I'm surrounded by traitors!
You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine!
Two hours later...
I'm surrounded by traitors!
I'm surrounded by traitors!
You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine!
Two hours later...
I'm surrounded by traitors!
You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine!
Two hours later...
I'm surrounded by traitors!
You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine!
Two hours later...
I'm surrounded by traitors!
You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine!
Two hours later...
I'm surrounded by traitors!
You who don't know me, The Belties, I don't give a damn, They are super-fine!
Two hours later...
I'm surrounded by traitors!
You who don't know me, I run with the long day, Me bitch, then I wait outside, Me shit that I never hide, Get down with no side to side, Break down when no shit's dry, I don't know about you, But I'm having a really great time!
Really great time.
There's no way that I can express to you what I'm feeling right now.
My heart is full. It's the final night on the boat.
Yes, it is. No, you can't smile.
What a cold truth for you. No, you guys can't just be non-stop boozing.
How are you saying the final night on the boat would not get fucking wrecked?
Correct. What we need to do is, this cost us over a quarter of a million dollars, so we need to drink that much worth of booze tonight, and it was free.
That's not how it works. Yeah, it is.
Now it'd still be a quarter million dollars paid.
No, because I paid for just the booze.
I had to throw the boat for free. Nice.
But you don't want a quarter billion worth of booze.
Don't I? Don't I, Luke?
No, he doesn't. You can fucking try me with your two full glasses.
You're not helping the fucking cause, little baby.
If you want them, you can have them.
I'll give them to you for free. In fact, I'll pay you to have the booze.
How much? $10,000 per glass.
$5 each. Please, can we put the speakers on?
I want to control the speakers. Tristan, what do you mean?
You said you want to anyway. And my cousin's a baby also.
Yeah, he's a little crybaby.
I'll try one. Thank you.
He'd like a dessert. Booze is too strong, but ice cream is just right.
Correct. He's actually seven years old.
He shouldn't be drinking. That's correct.
I should not be drinking.
No, look out when he's in his swim shorts.
No bulge at the front. We have four more Moscow mules, please.
Four more Moscow mules, please. I have one.
I have a spare one. Really?
You don't play games.
Give it to me. Suits me.
Half an ass. No, don't have one.
No, Luke. I'll have to drink yours.
No one is. Luke, it's very generous of you.
Give in. I know.
I'm in my tiramisu.
It's been non-stop boozing.
You look like a bitch.
You sound like a bitch.
Drink a booze, you cunt.
Your parents creating you is perhaps greater than all of the war crimes committed by all of the tyrants throughout the history of mankind.
I want you to know that.
And I want the people on Rumble to know that.
If you were on fire, all I would do is tackle you to the floor to prevent you from jumping in the ocean.
And polluting the ocean with your fucking...
Boozelessness!
Boozelessness! Did you know that dolphins can't drink sea water?
It would kill them. True story.
Because they live underwater, and they don't perspire or sweat, all of the liquid they get that feeds their bloodstream and organs comes from the fish that they eat.
If they drank seawater and actually consumed it, they'd die from liver failure.
A lot of whales can drink seawater.
Can they? Yeah, a lot of different whales.
Dolphins just can't. Dolphins never evolve the ability to drink seawater.
Look this up. I'm 100% sure I'm right.
They eat fish, and the liquid they get from the fish is what gives them the water they need.
But they can use what percentage of their brain more than humans?
They're really intelligent. Oh, no, no.
That's a false thing. When people say humans only use this percentage of their brain.
Complete bullshit. No.
What it is is humans are only using X percentage of their brain at any one time.
So if you're, like, fucking or driving or drinking or dancing or thinking or playing piano, use different parts of your brain at any one time.
So when you measure brain activity...
It was one bad study like 70 years ago.
Like, oh, we're only using this percentage of our brain.
Wow, if we used it all, we could fucking teleport things around.
Not true. We use all of our brain.
Just at different times. Okay, so dolphins just use widespread more often, but not more.
Dolphins are stupid. Fuck dolphins.
Where's the dolphins, y'all?
Where's the dolphins cigars?
Can't even drink the water they live in.
Fuck them. Kill all dolphins.
Kill all dolphins. What's a dolphin ever done for you?
Name one dolphin you're friends with.
What's a dolphin you're friends with?
Ever paid your rent? No. You got any dolphin friends?
Same with penguins. Oh, I love penguins.
Why? What have they done for you?
I fuck a penguin up. I fuck a penguin up.
Thank you very much. I don't give a fuck about- Listen, I'll eat penguin today.
Justin, just take that- Take it up off.
Too much poop, so let's have a straightener then.
Did you just drink yours? Well, yeah.
Did I just drink yours? Yeah.
Come on, I'm drunk.
Just fight me. I am drunk, so fight me.
I admit it. I'm drunk. Fight me.
Why don't you give a fuck? What about that inflatable pontoon in the back?
That's the perfect place for a straightener.
To be fair Jewel, you're also not boozing.
So you're sitting there with your ladies drink in the ladies chair where you don't booze.
Mine has no drink in it mate.
And also you're two behind you cunt.
Again. Falling? I've fallen for this game every day this fucking week.
It's too much, man.
It's too much. It is possible to enjoy a drink gradually to taste it.
You don't have to fucking smash it. I'm surrounded by traitors!
Four more Moscow Mules, please!
Excuse me. Four more Moscow Mules.
Yes, please. And four shots of vodka.
Thank you. You're a cup, Luke.
Four shots of vodka, four Moscow Mules.
Straight! Now or later.
Come on, I'm drunk now.
Come on, let's go. I'm not scared of you.
I know you're not. He doesn't trust me drunk.
He trusts me sober to not break his nose.
But if drunk he goes he might miss.
I can't stop punches midway when I'm drunk.
I just have to throw them.
But otherwise I can go into- Oh!
This one's gonna land too much.
Let me take it off. I'm sick of your cousin.
Who brings a cousin on a yacht trip?
You! Who's your cousin?
He's not my cousin. I bought 20 women.
You bought your cousin. Embarrassing.
I'm gonna fuckin' hold hands with this faggot all day.
I have to admit, if Luke was anyone's cousin, he would be my cousin.
He's your cousin, for sure. He's definitely not my cousin.
He can't be related to me at all. I state this, and this is not an insult, this is the absolute truth.
If we were to all splinter, Tristan's life would be a thousand times more fun But mine and Luke's life would be a thousand times more successful.
Tristan would be in Bangkok, drunk out of his mind, with about 500 fucking groupie hoes.
And me and Luke would be sitting there rich as fuck.
Do you want to go out? No. Go update the fucking spreadsheet.
Load it. But I'd be rich enough.
You're good. So it's fine.
Tristan would win. You've got to enjoy life.
Tristan would win. But I enjoyed updating the spreadsheet.
You enjoyed gay porn.
And you say one meal or four meals?
Four meals of course. Eight, please.
Eight. Eight. This is nonsense.
This is nonsense. Our whole life is nonsense.
Dude, you're fucking bullshit. Door booth, you cunt.
Admit you're a millionaire. It's not awesome.
Admit you're a millionaire. No, I'm not a millionaire.
I'm super poor and I have nothing to celebrate.
You're a millionaire and you're on a yacht. No, I have nothing to celebrate.
You do. You're a millionaire on the wall and you can't have a drink.
Three years ago you worked in Chipotle.
That is true. You did work in Chipotle without making burritos.
And we saved your ass!
I did! Now drink your fucking drink!
You sound incredibly ungrateful, Luke.
Drink or drink! Drink your booze!
No wait wait wait! Jules put his full shot down.
Trying to sneak what in the fucking...
Fuck you and your booze situational awareness.
I'm sick of it. I am booze fiel.
Drink it or pay the price.
I see it. I feel it in the matrix.
Drink it or fight me. I'll do it if you do it, man.
Come on. Cheers, ladies. Jules, peer poison.
Cheers to fucking peer pressure.
I was perfectly fine for the first few years of my life.
Cousinless. Two drinks, that's two minutes till straightener.
And then you show up out of nowhere.
I'm like, oh, now I have a cousin.
Well, I don't really want a drink.
Not so good at Yu-Gi-Oh now, are ya?
Oh, remember you tried to fucking screw me over when you were five years old?
I remember that. Playing Yu-Gi-Oh cards with your fake shuffle.
Trying to deal yourself the best cards.
You little cunt. Welcome to the real world, dude.
You think I don't remember that? Yu-Gi-Oh comes back around.
Drink your fucking drinks.
I'll see you at Blue Eyes White Dragon.
And they're making you pay for when you're weak.
He tried to fake shuffle me and deal himself the best cards, and he even remembers doing it.
But he thought it was convincing.
But I was like 13.
I saw it. Shuffling the cards to give himself the best ones every time.
It's a fucking dork, isn't ya?
This is the Yu-Gi-Oh table.
And I raise you two Moscow Mules.
Boom, boom. You're under attack.
You better defeat them.
This is stupid. You're stupid.
That was some good boozing, bro.
That was high-paced, high-affective boozing.
Eight minutes, one drink a minute, seven Moscow mules and a shot.
Well done bro, thank you. Where's your cousin?
Got to warm the cold brain up with cigar smoke Peace out.
♪ I said, hey, now, big bro, you should be sorry ♪ Luke, you're about seven behind.
Look at this mess. I know.
I know. I know.
How can you live with yourself?
Let's have a straightener, then. Come on.
No, I don't want a straightener. Come on.
Straightener. Why not?
You might win. No, I won't.
I'm drunk. Let's go. No, I won't.
No, I won't. Let's go. Straightener.
No rules. No rules.
No rules. No. That makes it worse.
It all gets worse. Come on.
Jules, we're in the hat. He thinks he's the captain of booze.
I'm trying to hide. This is me hiding.
They won't notice me if I wear the hat.
I'm the one with the cool, with the money, fun, shiny, and I'm a show you never learn, ain't that right?
See from my bones, I can feel you. Take it back to the time only we knew how to live.
you
Haram! Luke,
get in the game. There's a game, Luke.
Footwork, footwork. Move your feet, move your feet.
Flip the jab, Luke.
Slip the jab. There's no work.
We haven't even got a fucking processor. Listen, me and Luke, we're going, me and him as a team.
He's going to keep up with me, and we're taking you out.
I'm scared. All right, Luke.
Do your best. Luke, are you ready?
No. We're going to take him on.
No, no. We can't.
No. I can't do it alone.
I know, but he'll go forever. No, we have to go.
Luke, it's down or never.
Charge into gunfire.
I need help. You can't leave your fucking, I admit it, you're my cousin.
You can't leave me out here to die by myself.
Alright, I am his cousin.
Alright, Lukes, come on, let's go.
Tristan, you're fucked, mate.
Oh, fuck, now Luke's drinking.
If he drinks another seven or eight, he catches up.
I'm gonna have to have some more booze, and I literally can't.
I'm so full and so drunk, I couldn't possibly tolerate another drink.
Yes. Luke, how did you get us into this fight?
He's too powerful! How dare you drag me into this?
How did you drag me into this mess?
He's unbeatable!
He's an unbeatable monster!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Baby alert!
Baby alert! He's gonna throw off baby alert!
Follow him! Don't throw up, bro.
Throwing up is cheating. Listen.
Bumbling is cheating, man.
Poor fucker. I'm going to try and hide, man.
I'll see you later. It's the captain.
you're okay?
Okay, you could unlock Please I must check my safety I must check. You're okay?
Please unlock.
Captain Tristan, here to get ya!
Okay. Oh, where is he?
I am the captain! You're a fucking loser!
Come booze! There is no escape!
You believe me! That's how drunk you are, you fucking dork!
I can do a Croatian accent to save my life!
Let's booze!
Woohoo!
I won't mention the 30% probability of being you, but AlphaPhi, you know what?
Maybe he's having a bit too serious about his life.
Pause, pause, pause, pause!
Pause! Pause! I got Luke so bad!
Knock the door! It was this!
It was this! This is the captain!
Huh? What? Safety aboard my ship is very serious.
I must make sure you're okay. What, what, what?
Yeah, okay. One minute, Captain.
Sure. One second.
You must unlock. He unlocks the door, and I'm like, ha-ha!
Captain Booze!
Here to get you! That's not a Croatian accent!
I sounded Arabic!
What is this shit?
He must be drunk!
He fell for my fake Croatian captain gig, which obviously I pull all the time.
Oh, shit. The Croat-Arab captain.
I like that. Captain Booze.
I got something that'll set you straight. No, no.
Nice, stiff drink.
No. Those two ain't ready for us.
When we go hard, they ain't ready.
They think they're ready, but not when we start doing 10 drinks in 10 minutes.
No, but they're actually, they're actually all throwing up in bedroom right now.
Tristan, you and I are just made of different cloth, and I'm gonna admit, listen, I'm gonna admit, I can't drink like you, but the fighter in me just can't take, can't take, I have to try.
I have to try. You know, I have to go to war.
It's who I am. It's round 10.
You gotta fucking put your gloves up and swing!
How many times have I sparred with you?
And round after round, knockdown after knockdown, I'm back up swinging.
That's the game. That's who I am.
That's who you are. That's the game.
That's what makes the Tate brothers the Tate brothers.
That's the game. That's right. And this is why Luke's done.
You know, let me say something about it.
Put this in the series, actually.
Let me say the only thing, because I've told you endless times about how I like the Paul brothers.
I like them. I like how Logan brought dueling back.
I like Jake because he actually fucking fights for real.
You know what fucking let me down?
I swear to God, someone sent me a clip of Logan talking about his brother Jake saying, yeah, Jake told me he was going to be the world champion.
I just had to cut in and say, you know, Jake, you're never going to be that.
You're never going to get there. I've seen that clip.
I remember you being a very average kickboxer telling me you were going to be the world champion.
And what did I say? I said you are going to be the world champion.
You are going to be the world champion. And did you become the world champion?
Yes, I did. You know, what kind of brothers...
Shit on each other that way.
And that's a dig to Logan, not Jake.
What kind of boys?
That's your brother!
And that's his dream?
And he has all the money and time and finance and partners to train with and to invest in that dream?
And you're going to tell your brother, fuck you.
At least fucking support the guy, you know?
Because I don't believe Jake could be the world champion.
I don't. But also, I'm not Jake Paul's brother.
But I fucking like Jake Paul.
Jake over Logan a million times.
The reason Logan dislikes me, and by extension us, is not because we're more famous than them.
It's because we have a close bond, and he doesn't have his own brother, and that's why he's upset.
Because he's turned on his own brother so many times.
He's best friends with his brother's enemy.
A bunch of cuck shit.
Imagine some guy.
Some guy. Let's call him Gay S.I. An imaginary man called Gay S.I. Gay S.I. So an imaginary man called Gay S.I. makes friends with one of us.
And we somehow split up over that.
And I value my friendship with Gay S.I. over you.
Tristan. That's fucked up.
Gay S.I. was your friend.
And he beefed me.
I expect you to sideswipe that fuck.
A sideswipe, yeah. As I would for you.
Oh, you want to beef my brother?
I'm going to come up to you and say, hey, bro, and knock you the motherfucker out.
You're like, oh, well, you know, gay as bi had my back on this day, and the fact that he fell out on my brother is unfortunate, but man, I'm from California, and I stream on Cut Tube.
Cut Tube. Jesus, Cut Tube, bro.
How do you return your own brother to some dude?
Listen, anyone who has beef with my brother has beef with me.
By extension, forever.
When I see Jake Paul and KSI beefing and Logan Paul licking KSI's ass...
Weird. And that's why Logan's so upset with us.
He ain't upset that we're more famous than him.
He ain't upset that we're the ones who are outside the matrix.
We are Richard, by the way. And we're richer than him.
He ain't upset about none of that. He's upset that we have a true brother bond and he hasn't got it.
And the reason he hasn't got it is, I'll tell you why, because I'm the older brother.
As an older brother, you have to lead by example.
And Jake Paul looks up to his older brother and looks at him and goes, you know what?
You ain't shit. I get it.
Jake's led by example.
How about this? Jake Tate.
Let's invite him into the brotherhood.
Jake is more of a man than Logan.
That's why Jake doesn't listen to Logan, and that's why Logan is sitting there as the older brother, bum-licking Jake's enemy.
A bunch of bullshit, right?
You're the older brother. You have to set an example.
Anybody who has beef with my brother, you have beef with my brother, it's on-site.
On-site. I don't care if you're in a club.
Don't care if you're in the supermarket.
And hear me out. I don't care if you're with ten of your boys.
I'll roll up strapped.
On site. Bum, bum, bum.
All of you. Fuck you.
On site. You're beeping my brothers.
On site. He's going to sit there and be best friends with his brother's fucking enemy?
And then he wants to sit there and talk to me about fucking morals on YouTube.
Cock tube!
The dude has no morality.
He has no morality as a man.
That's why he takes any dildo that Susan sends him.
Hello, here's this month's dildo.
Please take it for your fucking paycheck.
If you're gonna turn on your own brother, you'll turn on fucking the whole world.
That's who Logan Paul is.
This is an official invitation, man.
Jake Tate. I'll invite you in.
You're my brother now.
We'll show you how brotherhood works.
We got your back. And as brothers, you now officially share our finances.
Shit, you want to be gay, Jake? Let's go!
You want ten? We ain't broke like Logan.
Don't worry, we got you. We're alright.
It's in the bank. But bro...
That's nuts, man. That's upsetting for me.
I can't...
It breaks my heart to hear it.
And that's why, because...
We talk about perspicacity and I thought, why does Logan dislike me so much?
It's three reasons. One, because I'm outside of the Matrix and he's had to cuck to the Matrix, which he's jealous of, the first thing.
The second is I'm more famous than him and Richard in him, which upsets him.
But the third and most important is that we have a real brotherhood and that his younger brother doesn't respect him because he's a cuck.
And he knows that and he feels that.
And that's why he truly dislikes us.
And that's why he'll always dislike us.
No matter what happens, no matter how famous we've become, how much money we make, how right we are proven.
How banned we get. How banned we get.
He's gonna be upset knowing that his brother doesn't respect him as an older brother because he sold out to the machine and took the fucking Susan YouTube dildo.
And that's why he doesn't like us.
That's all it is. He doesn't fucking know us.
He just looks at us and goes, you know what?
They're braver than me.
I took the fucking Susan dildo.
My younger brother doesn't respect me.
Fuck Andrew Tate, bro.
Fuck Andrew Tate. And all his YouTube comments are people saying, Logan, you're a dickhead.
Well, you know, it's what it is, yeah.
So, no, I can't talk to you anymore.
My boy, Gay-ass-Buy, told me.
I'm a gay-ass-buy.
Someone take them at me.
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