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Nov. 4, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Life in the fast lane | Tate Confidential Ep 163
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I'm going to be a bitch.
What are we doing?
Stop thinking.
It's pretty cool now.
It is cool from the outside.
I'm thinking, it's beautiful, got the boat, got the water, but we haven't done intake confidential in a long time.
It's just like have a nice drink, you know, party.
What? We just did that?
Like, twice? Nah, I think the whole series, if you watch it, there's not very much, not much drinking, you know, it's very calm.
No, no, we literally, what?
It was booze, booze. As you can tell, because I'm in such good shape, everyone says, Andrew, you're in such amazing shape, like, you've got so much muscle, it's like, obviously you can't just be drinking, smoking.
No, that's, that's all we do.
How do I look so good? I don't know.
It's just who you are.
It's who I am, you're right. What's this?
Onwards. Do the program.
You'd like to wear a nautical watch.
I don't want to vote without a nautical watch.
A nautical watch.
I don't even know what that really means. I know it means water.
Divers watches. Rolex or divers watches.
It's turned in. Look up.
I don't have a little anchor. There is a little anchor there.
See? It must be a water's water.
Are you a millionaire? No.
You're a fucking millionaire. I'm not a libel.
Why don't you have anything nice?
I don't want things. I'm one with the...
I don't want this. I'm a homeless person.
That was great content, Luke.
Original? Original?
That was great content.
Intelligent? No, we've done this all the time.
We've never done this before. It's all we do.
We've never done it before. No.
I'm the better cameraman than you, admit it.
I mean, I get the angles. It doesn't mean anything.
I mean, you don't get the angles like me.
Say it. I don't do this.
I agree that I do not spin around the camera like this.
I mean, you don't put your finger in front of it.
And sometimes walk in with my finger and do this.
This isn't new. I guess this is new.
This is new to Take Confidential.
This is a new, new bit.
Take Confidential. Comment if we should do this all the time, because I've never done this ever.
They can't be good.
They can't. What's the number one disease that plagues sailors?
Scurvy. What's up, scurvy?
Oranges. Citrus fruits.
Lemons aren't oranges. No, but they're a citrus fruit, correct?
Yeah. Am I less likely to get scurvy than you now that I've eaten this with lemons?
Yeah. Yeah.
So what are you scared of? Sour. You want to eat some lemon instead?
Are we going to die? It's true, you won't die.
I was hungry. I didn't want any scurvy.
Grab myself a nice refreshing lemon.
Okay, got lemon. Yeah, you want me to eat some lemon?
We're at sea, Luke!
No, that doesn't look good.
You want lemon? There's this thing called the Yacht Week.
They said there was like no bookings left available, but now she's hitting me up and she's like, We see you made it.
Like, do you plan to actively mention us in the content you create?
If so, I would highly appreciate if we could run through some do's and don'ts.
Say, if there's do's and don'ts when I'm on your fucking event.
I'm on your event, I can say whatever I want, bitch.
Let me know when you guys hit push us.
We're high value men over here, right?
Let's go! This is to my conquest of the entire internet and next to the world.
Bitch, I'm a boss.
I'm a boss. I'm a boss.
I'm a boss. I'm a boss. I play the shots.
I call the cops.
We in this bitch.
It's going down.
Yeah, and it came out with my motherfucking crowd.
Bitch, I'm a boss. One.
Two. Eight.
Competitive medals! Nine.
1920. Oh my God!
How are you famous on the internet?
Can't we do a fucking push-off?
What are we doing?
Training.
Boat training.
We're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
No, you're gonna die. This is the end.
I planned this. I negotiated with Poseidon.
You did negotiate with Poseidon.
I did. You've taken me down.
No. That's not what's happening.
I'll be safe. There's a massive storm, Tristan.
It's gonna kill you. It's gonna kill you.
No, it's gonna kill you. I am the storm.
You're not the storm.
I see the storm and I see you as two separate entities.
Look at all the water getting everywhere.
You're gonna die. You're gonna die.
Tristan, that thunder and lightning is out for you.
Where's your cousin? I've spoken to Zeus.
Tristan, hear me out.
I spoke to Zeus. Luke!
Engage. Enjoy your booze, loser!
Obey the captain, loser!
Alright, I got one question.
How'd you make you guys feel?
I can make your cousin drink when you can.
That's a good question. You have ultimate authority on the ship.
What's your vote, dude? What's your vote, dude?
We have to hand over authority if you want the captain.
If you're telling me to jump into the dark water, I would.
Don't tap me. Captain...
We can't keep all bribing the captain to make us all do different things.
Captain, listen.
I don't know how much you cost, but he super needs to dive into that water.
I'll go in. Do it!
If he goes in, I'll go in. I'll go in as well.
Captain, it's a simple order.
Why? It's dark.
There's sharks in there.
It's dark. There's sharks.
The sharks love the dark.
The sharks are like...
Nocturnal. Don't drown.
It's dark and cold.
Look at the darkness, the eternal black.
What's up here?
I like this island.
Church. I can live up there and that walks out.
Girls, like five, seven, eight girls.
And I have a boat. And I can bring my Bugatti and my Lamborghini to the island.
I can be an island man. And I was like, why is there a Bugatti on a small island?
It doesn't matter. Just the surface. I think you need to get bored.
Listen, I'm going to conquer this island.
So the first thing I'm going to do is survey my lands.
Because this is my land. Punk it all and I'm gonna take it.
So you need to find a way to get around and survey it all.
And take it all. That's what I'm doing.
This is my island. This doesn't make sense.
It makes perfect sense. Luke, just because you've drunk too much booze, you're gonna pretend my plans aren't booze.
Booze is poison. Booze is good.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna get motorcycles and we're gonna go around the island and I'm gonna show you all of my island.
Okay.
What are we doing?
Obviously, in the year of 87 BC, I defied the Carthaginians.
The boys were busy, so it was me by myself.
They came in a fleet of ships, larger than ever had been seen before.
The whole horizon was just close.
And I stood here by myself and said, don't come on my fucking island.
If you want some, I'll give it you.
And they were like, look at that gangster up there.
And they said, where? At the top.
And that's all about the name, Tom G.
That was fun.
See, my island's fun. No, this is a very good island.
I think we should stay here forever. Tristan thought a lot of these are going to be something.
Yeah, but... Okay. See you, Tristan.
You might dance on my island You might dance on my island Do you know how long I've waited for you?
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Those kids were fast as lightning.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
So Andrew told me there's an emergency meeting.
There's a doorbell.
That is weird.
Emergency meeting? Oh, hello, Smook.
This can't be a real emergency.
What's your name? It's Luke.
So we agree with him.
So you guys think you can do this?
I can't even get up.
There's a gladiator there. Okay,
I admit that. I admit it.
It's true. It's true.
There was no effort.
This is stupid.
This is stupid now.
Throwing the laptop across...
It's not efficiency.
This isn't efficient, it's just risk with no reward.
All reward, no risk.
A few moments later.
That's right, you're fine.
Yeah, yeah.
It's been hours.
It's been all day.
I'm super hungry.
You even got more food.
I know.
But the gladiator's there.
Do you feel the power of the gladiators?
No, but he's four-time world champion kickboxer.
Why can't you have given me, like, some fat, like, old gladiator?
In the gladiator movie, was the gladiator you?
In the TV show gladiator, what type of gladiator did they choose?
Big strongbox. But did they?
This is a shit TV show.
It's not. It's shit.
It smells super good.
And I haven't eaten all day.
But there's a gladiator there.
I know it is I'm going to get wet again I'm not wet I'm sorry I'm going to get wet again I'm not wet I'm sorry I'm going to get wet again I'm not wet I'm sorry I'm going to get wet again I'm not wet I'm sorry I'm not wet I'm sorry
I'm starting to worry about takeoff and actual landing.
I think the episodes are just like It was Luke's idea to do a drinking thing for the first time ever.
Yeah, that was interesting. Episode's just like drinking, drinking, drinking.
It's all we do. I think we need to just grow up and be mature.
And do a change. And do a change.
Like no drinking? No more just pointless drinking all the time.
I completely agree. You know what?
I've been saying this a long time, I've been thinking this a long time, and I completely agree.
No, look, as the number one advocate for drinking water.
No, no, no, I'm not the number one advocate.
You should stop pressuring us, Luke.
It's a bit mature, man. What do you mean?
So we're fully grown men, I mean, I've got responsibilities.
Exactly, we've got things to do.
Obligations.
Drink, drink, drink, drink.
Don't you think it's about time you just like, fucking dropped it?
Yeah, I- I- Okay, yeah, I agree.
No more pointless drinking. But is the fact that we're flying on a private jet a worthwhile celebration?
No, we do this all the time.
Literally, like, every day. So?
Where are you taking me? Well, we're in our favorite country, England.
Your favorite country. It's not my favorite country.
It is your favorite country. And, um, obviously, I have to collect the car I bought for about.
What do you mean? Well, you just buy cars and you forget because, you know, things are happening.
You do actually forget them.
Genuinely, that's actually a real thing.
They're like all...
Just tell him, uh, Andrew Tate is here to collect his car.
so yeah you just forget you forget like I buy a new car every week and then you get busy and I have things to do and I forget it's been here for like six months and it's a nice car it's expensive it's like one of only 87 in the world and I should probably collect it so wait so which one is this this is a Techart GT Street R it's a Porsche 911 but it's hyped up to a thousand horsepower by Techart in Germany it's only 87 in the world this is the first of 87 ever and I bought it after seeing on Instagram I sent all the money and I have not even seen it didn't you buy like a year ago exactly this place is super cool Ah,
I know what this is. Wait, I know what this is.
This is I'm going to pick up my car dance.
What are you guys doing? Oh, you've never seen this before?
Now?
Men like you with angry intestines have seen this, a few people.
Very few.
Very few.
This is called the New Rolls Royce Dance.
This is the GT3 R, number 1 of 87 in the world, custom edition.
It took a 911 Turbo S, which was the fastest thing on the streets.
And they made it faster. And I saw it, and I said, I had to get one.
So I bought it, and I haven't eaten for a minute.
And I had a chance to collect it, sit in it, stop it.
Man. You couldn't just be...
You just left this?
It's literally been a year.
It's literally been like a year.
So this car has the most comfortable seats in the world.
They are extremely comfortable don't you think?
They might be the most comfortable seats in the world.
It's super strange and they look awesome as well.
This car also has back seats.
This car might be the best car.
We're going to find out.
After I find fuel.
First we need gas. Nice.
And then we're going to hammer it. Have you tried fuck gas?
I think me and you might have tried fuck gas before.
There's no gas station ever.
And we've completely run out of gas.
The car no longer functions.
We're rolling down a hill.
In France. Trucks are overthinking us.
We're out of gas. We're out of gas.
Totally. Fuck gas!
FUCK GAS!
Somewhere, I think we were in a Porsche, and we tried exactly that tactic.
I don't remember it working very well.
Me neither. You're right.
I forgot about that moment. You're right.
Alright so fuck gas might be not work.
You can't keep doing this.
You didn't film it so it didn't happen? No, it did happen.
It was very realistic. You went in there and bought like $100,000 worth of clothes.
Literally this, this, this, this.
The guy had it all ready. You just tried them on.
This, this. Then he brought new things and you're like, yep, I'll take it.
Yep, I'll take it. Literally, as they were packing the bag, you literally said, hey, look, if they don't all fit in this bag, you can just, I'll buy one of your bags and you can just add it in there.
And that bag was $2,000 or something.
I've had 2,400 pounds.
I've had this truck suit for ages.
You haven't. You literally just, just, just bought it.
Are you trying to say that we've gone into Armani and spent a hundred grand and you didn't film any of it?
Yes. This is the Bugatti, right?
Yeah, Bugatti Scooter.
Bugatti Scooter. What?
Are you going to pretend we don't need these?
Are you going to now tell me that I'm wasting money and we do not need official, official, right?
Yeah, official. And it's fast?
Up to 18.6 miles per hour, so it's quick.
Doesn't anyone trust in that thing.
Do we need these? It's got a little computer on here, but I don't know how to turn it on.
It's got modes. Don't know why.
What is M? Different speeds.
So you can limit it to 12, 15, or double speed.
Nah, we ain't limiting shit around here.
It has lights, indicators.
Indicators. Indicators.
No. Toto's buying another baguette.
See? Do you admit it?
Okay, I admit it, but we don't need these.
Do you admit it? How many of these can I buy?
At the moment, you can only buy them in the U.S. So I'll put you in touch with the guys.
I need like 10. I need 10 of them.
We don't need 10 of these.
They are very cool.
They even light up at the bottom of everything.
Yeah, they'll pull over.
I'm just going out with the guy.
Thank you, bro.
Thanks, guys.
Enjoy, sir.
I'll see you.
You know what, Luke?
Everything is going exceptionally well.
I've always been that guy who knew exactly what to do all the time.
Take us to Biggin Hill Airport, please, friend.
Biggin Hill. Biggin Hill?
Biggin Hill Airport, yeah, the private plane.
What is this?
This is alcohol free flight.
That means I don't know what this is.
It's vodka. It hurts me deep inside.
It's like some kind of rose water.
Come on.
Vodka, jeez. Did you like the poker face?
Loser. One of them days, my G. We're gonna have to hit the streets.
Speed limits only, of course.
I'm a law-abiding man. But I miss my McLarens.
Isn't that not a beautiful car?
It is. So it's on.
Me and you, race. So we got the Lada.
Got the 911 Carrera 4S. Got the 911 Turbo S GT Street R. Number one of 87 in the world.
Send it to TechArt in Germany.
Supped it up. There ain't no Porsche like that.
It's the best Porsche. It's the best Porsche.
Best car. 900 horses.
S63 Brabus. Now we've got the 765 Chief Bat.
She is a beautiful car.
Beautiful car. I will admit.
Beautiful car. It might be the best looking car.
Bugatti's in Munich, but don't worry.
I've got an Aston Martin Valhalla on the way.
I've got another 765 Spyder.
Did you know that? No.
Yeah, I bought another one. No, but we were going to run out of room.
Another one! Another one.
Let me keep, let me keep that. I got that on the way.
Hey, you ever driven a Mazerar AMC 20?
No. Me neither, but I bought one.
Why? Andrew you have two you're one man.
Andrew you are one man.
You have what like you have one for every day of two weeks?
Is it gonna become a month soon?
Okay I got served.
That's right. Well the Aston Martin Bank of Chess Ultimate Limited Edition.
Hurrican Evo. Carbon on it.
Rolls-Royce. Black badge.
Ferrari super fast.
We already took delivery of the 765 today.
We took the Super Porsche yesterday. I know.
So I think we need another car.
No, we don't. We don't need another car.
Stop. Then what's this?
I know, it's another car.
But why? No, you can't do your that's a new car walk.
You're going to be on a journey, Luke.
No, we don't need all these.
You're just one man.
It's the, I don't know, I have unlimited cars jig.
I have unlimited money. So because now I have, oh yeah, bought you a new Porsche as well.
We'll talk about that later. So now because I have three Porsches.
Three Porsches. What? Wait, wait, I got three Porsches.
Let me work this out. Two McLarens.
I've got two Aston Martins.
How many Lambos do I have?
I'm getting confused here. I am as well.
I know I needed another Aston Martin.
We only have one Rolls Royce though.
Might need another Rolls as well.
No, you guys don't. There's too many cars.
So here's a DBS, Super Lugera.
You definitely needed that one. No, no you didn't.
Yes I did. You did it.
It's too many.
Isn't that sexy?
It is quite sexy.
Admit it. Is this James Bond's car?
I'm James Bond, G. Admit it.
Take life. Listen to her.
Do you admit we didn't need this?
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