Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - ROLLS ROYCE SUPER SPREADERS | Tate Confidential Ep. 119
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 23:26


=== Good Song, Great Routine (05:27) ===

[00:00:00]  Good song and routine!
[00:01:06]  Bark! Don't tempt us.
[00:01:14]  We're that crazy. Andrew, you need a second one.
[00:01:17]  You're starting to sell me a second one.
[00:01:20]  If you had one of those, and I know that you don't, if you had one of those, you may well sell me a lot of them.
[00:01:29]  We don't need two of these.
[00:01:31]  Nah, we're drunk enough.
[00:01:37]  We actually lost him the last six days.
[00:01:40]  Every night.
[00:01:41]  We were in pain.
[00:01:43]  We throw a lot of things, you know.
[00:01:44]  How do you want your vegetables?
[00:01:46]  Do you want your vegetables in dust?
[00:01:49]  Yeah, that's fine.
[00:01:51]  You just saw him make a say, that's fine.
[00:01:53]  The...
[00:01:55]  ...
[00:02:07]  And there's Rolls-Royce pens as well.
[00:02:08]  We'll get them next time. When we go for lunch next time, we'll take the pens.
[00:02:11]  Oh, these are spare umbrellas for our door.
[00:02:15]  You've got umbrellas in the car.
[00:02:17]  Yes, these are just for the trunk, yeah?
[00:02:19]  I'm making weapons, bro.
[00:02:21]  I'm making weapons. I'm getting swords.
[00:02:22]  I know. It wasn't already.
[00:02:28]  What are you guys doing? Oh, you've never seen this before?
[00:02:31]  No. Men like you, anyone else have seen this?
[00:02:38]  Oh, so like a ritual.
[00:02:43]  Yeah, you know, I'm familiar with the dance, obviously.
[00:02:45]  How many Rolls-Roycees have you bought? How many?
[00:02:47]  None. When they teach you guys.
[00:02:54]  Okay. The new Rolls-Royce dance.
[00:03:00]  Exactly. Four years ago.
[00:03:08]  You get to be the first one to drive on your Rolls Royce, because I am drinking champagne with my friend Steven.
[00:03:13]  That's fair. You do the driving, I'll do the drinking.
[00:03:18]  I can always do the drink driving, but brand new Rolls Royce, London, I scratch a wheel.
[00:03:27]  No, thank you.
[00:03:30]  Complimentary champagne on Rolls Royce.
[00:03:32]  Yeah, but it's only for people who buy Rolls Royce.
[00:03:34]  I think that's Rolls Royce champagne.
[00:03:36]  True, true. You need to know the dance moves.
[00:03:38]  Yeah, you don't know dance. Yeah, that way, now you can't have any champagne.
[00:03:40]  Yeah. But, I'll have to drink some.
[00:03:44]  I've actually lost my voice from talking too loud in my closet.
[00:03:50]  Where in Spain?
[00:03:52]  We drove through from top to bottom.
[00:03:53]  We started in Santander and drove all the way through, all the way down to my bed, out of the canteen.
[00:03:58]  The copy's done. So we drink that.
[00:04:05]  Rolls-Royce beers. Yeah, Rolls-Royce beers.
[00:04:07]  I'll do the congestion charge for today and tomorrow.
[00:04:10]  Appreciate that. Thank you very much.
[00:04:14]  You have to stay here.
[00:04:16]  Oh, it is beautiful here.
[00:04:30]  I'm going to go ahead and get my camera.
[00:04:37]  I'm going to play a short video.
[00:04:45]  It's a beautiful day.

=== Should've Worn Walking Shoes (14:56) ===

[00:05:27]  There's... To be fair, the back seats are a bit small.
[00:05:30]  Listen, I think you two should get an Uber.
[00:05:33]  That's a brand new Rolls Royce.
[00:05:34]  Get an Uber. Stop talking to me.
[00:05:36]  You should both get an Uber. Ah.
[00:05:40]  Ah-ha. Touche.
[00:05:42]  You're lucky, or you'd be in an Uber.
[00:05:44]  As for you, you cunt. Fuck!
[00:05:46]  What's your leverage? If I'm walking...
[00:05:53]  Should've worn your walking shoes.
[00:05:55]  Some light rain with my morning coffee.
[00:06:03]  Storm is coming. And this light rain is the exact situation we're in right now.
[00:06:10]  I don't know if many of you people understand.
[00:06:13]  But if you do not instantly buy the lies, if you do not instantly agree with the narrative which they purport, you are their enemy.
[00:06:21]  They hate you. They don't just dislike you.
[00:06:23]  They actively despise you.
[00:06:26]  The more you think and question their narrative, the less powerful their narrative is.
[00:06:30]  I don't even have to say what I'm talking about.
[00:06:31]  I don't want to get banned, right? But it can be about anything.
[00:06:34]  Imagine you're in charge of the world.
[00:06:35]  Imagine the ego you have as you're in charge of the world.
[00:06:37]  You own all the media outlets.
[00:06:39]  You control all the money. And you say, this is true.
[00:06:41]  The sky is green.
[00:06:43]  And somebody goes, but I've used my own eyes and it's blue.
[00:06:47]  That hurts your ego.
[00:06:49]  Who are you to question me?
[00:06:51]  They don't like you as a person.
[00:06:53]  They actively despise you as an individual and they're aiming to crush you.
[00:06:56]  The only limit on authoritarianism is the will of the police to enforce it.
[00:07:02]  Look at Australia. If the police are stupid enough to completely enforce absolute tyranny, this is what the people in charge of the world want.
[00:07:09]  In countries like Romania, they can't get away with it because the police won't do it to their fellow man.
[00:07:13]  But that's changing in real time.
[00:07:16]  The only way you can combat things like this That is, in my experience, a strong network of individuals.
[00:07:24]  Maybe you think you're so tough and you're a lone wolf and you can do it all by yourself and you can just hide in your computer or you can fucking go Rambo.
[00:07:30]  Maybe. But me as an individual, I believe I need more powerful friends.
[00:07:34]  I think the more powerful friends I have, the better I'm going to be in the future.
[00:07:37]  So every morning I wake up and I'm sitting there thinking, If I need passports, who do I call?
[00:07:42]  If I need paperwork, who do I call?
[00:07:43]  If I get arrested, who do I call?
[00:07:44]  If I need banking, who do I call?
[00:07:45]  If I need crypto, who do I call? I'm trying to find out what is missing in my network to make sure I always have a guy to call.
[00:07:51]  If you think this impending tyranny and slavery is something you can negotiate by yourself, if you're Rambo, go do it.
[00:07:58]  But if you're like me and smart enough to know you're gonna need a little bit help You're welcome.
[00:08:02]  Don't worry.
[00:08:04]  I'm sorry.
[00:08:06]  I'm sorry.
[00:08:35]  Are you rich? I feel a bit rich now.
[00:08:38]  Let's shake hands to being rich. Nah, we're poor.
[00:08:40]  You look poor. We're poor.
[00:08:42]  What do you mean? You guys aren't poor?
[00:08:43]  We hang around with some kid who wears New Balance trainers.
[00:08:46]  Yeah, fuck, we must look poor.
[00:08:47]  I mean, because I'm in a tailored suit.
[00:08:50]  You're in a, what, $2,000 tracksuit from Giorgio Aramont.
[00:08:51]  Do not insult the price of my tracksuit again.
[00:08:54]  How much? $4,000? About that.
[00:08:56]  Well, we hang around with a kid who will not stop wearing...
[00:08:59]  New Balance trainers. $40 New Balance trainers.
[00:09:01]  They're not $40, they're $100. Don't make fun of the price of my New Balance trainers.
[00:09:06]  How long have you had them for? Because they look like shit.
[00:09:09]  Maybe a year. Why won't you just dress better?
[00:09:13]  What do you mean? They're good shoes.
[00:09:16]  So tell me you don't notice my New Balance trainers.
[00:09:18]  So we can have the rolls. I'm in a tailored suit.
[00:09:20]  Yeah. You're in one of the world's most expensive track suits that could possibly exist.
[00:09:25]  And this kid's wearing New Balance trainers.
[00:09:26]  Yeah, we might be poor, Andrew. No group of rich men would roll like that.
[00:09:29]  That's right. We might be poor.
[00:09:31]  Poor on us all looks full. I retract my handshake.
[00:09:33]  We're a poor group of men.
[00:09:35]  We're not poor. We are poor.
[00:09:37]  Buy some new trainers. This was literally bought, basically for fun.
[00:09:40]  It didn't, it was not a planned out purchase.
[00:09:44]  It was, we're walking by to get coffee.
[00:09:47]  Yeah? Huh. I thought I wanted it.
[00:09:49]  That's a good car. Yeah.
[00:09:50]  Let's go look at it. Let's buy it.
[00:09:52]  So? That's not a poor person thing.
[00:09:55]  But if you walk out with the car in New Balance trainers.
[00:09:58]  Then you're poor. Then you're poor. Our group of friends is poor.
[00:10:01]  Me and Andrew are at least mid-level income because we have an impoverished man on our team.
[00:10:07]  I think there's only ten shirts in the world.
[00:10:11]  Ten, okay. Hear me out. I'm wearing one.
[00:10:13]  You're wearing one. He's one. That's three.
[00:10:14]  Okay. Four, five, six...
[00:10:17]  Wait. Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
[00:10:20]  Where's the rest? That's eleven, bro.
[00:10:23]  No one else could possibly have a shirt on.
[00:10:27]  Man, this does feel good.
[00:10:29]  Take off of Nashville doesn't know.
[00:10:30]  That felt good. Smooth.
[00:10:32]  So we're cruising through England.
[00:10:38]  Yeah. And I never knew about the hedges.
[00:10:41]  Yeah. They put hedges on the side of every road and it's the widest car in the world.
[00:10:45]  We're about one centimeter from the hedges on either side.
[00:10:48]  Yeah. The mirrors brush them.
[00:10:51]  Lightly brushed mirrors.
[00:10:53]  Nice. Scratch that new paint.
[00:10:55]  Scratch that new paint. Nice.
[00:10:57]  D-value of the car we just paid half a million dollars for.
[00:11:00]  Nice. Nice. Wonderful attitude.
[00:11:03]  Wonderful fucking attitude. I did not know England was like this.
[00:11:11]  Listen guys, it's worth it.
[00:11:13]  We're out of afternoon tea. Nice.
[00:11:16]  Don't start that shit. Nice.
[00:11:17]  Afternoon tea. What do you mean?
[00:11:21]  We're in a Rolls in England.
[00:11:22]  We're not going to have afternoon tea. Exactly.
[00:11:24]  That doesn't make sense.
[00:11:26]  You're too good for that, you cunt.
[00:11:27]  Okay, well, I know where we're going.
[00:11:29]  It's probably the best place to have afternoon tea.
[00:11:31]  Don't tell anyone where it is, though.
[00:11:32]  Don't show any of the signs. Cool.
[00:11:34]  Keep it hidden.
[00:11:35]  We're working on it.
[00:11:36]  Stay in the car.
[00:11:41]  We're going to the airport.
[00:12:22]  This is really nice.
[00:12:23]  I'm glad you wore proper shoes.
[00:12:27]  Yeah, I have new shoes again.
[00:12:28]  He likes to come to nice places.
[00:12:29]  Why do I have to make you more nice shoes?
[00:12:33]  Might have been more comfortable to walk around with some New Balance.
[00:12:38]  Good evening. English people are so much nicer than Americans.
[00:12:42]  Yeah, we dress better, though. Yeah, this isn't...
[00:12:47]  To the American viewers, they do this.
[00:12:51]  There's just people. If there was an American here, without instruction from his cousins, he'd be wearing New Balance sneakers and sweatpants.
[00:12:58]  I would. They probably wouldn't let him in here.
[00:13:00]  This is very nice.
[00:13:11]  I know.
[00:13:14]  No, it's super English.
[00:13:15]  You put your £50,000 worth of shopping in the boot.
[00:13:18]  Yeah, London shopping.
[00:13:21]  And then you come for afternoon tea.
[00:13:24]  So why were you working at your hotel?
[00:13:26]  I don't know. I could have just done this the whole time?
[00:13:29]  Yeah, basically, yeah. Why don't people just do this the whole time?
[00:13:32]  That's the thing, people watching. I know you think we're joking.
[00:13:35]  While you're doing your 9 to 5 a bus, you could just be doing this.
[00:13:39]  They really could. They could.
[00:13:40]  You can join Hobson University and you can do it.
[00:13:42]  And I said to them, look, it's Hobson University.
[00:13:44]  It's $49 a month.
[00:13:45]  I teach you how to make money. Even if you hate me, I obviously know how to make money.
[00:13:48]  And they sit there and they go, hmm...
[00:13:50]  Nah. That's what I don't get.
[00:13:53]  How stupid are they?
[00:13:54]  They're stupid, bro. Anyone who's not, anyone with a brain is in Hustlin University.
[00:13:59]  Anyone who watches this episode and doesn't join is literally a moron.
[00:14:02]  I'm literally a moron.
[00:14:04]  We put that screenshot up there on Twitter.
[00:14:06]  I know. 500 to 30,000.
[00:14:08]  I know. And all he did was just follow our instructions.
[00:14:10]  That's literally what happened.
[00:14:11]  Buy this, do this, boom, 30 grand.
[00:14:13]  That's literally what happened. People deserve slavery.
[00:14:15]  They super do. They want to be slaves.
[00:14:17]  They super do. So why weren't you doing this?
[00:14:21]  Well, it didn't exist when I was working at Chipotle, to be fair.
[00:14:25]  I know.
[00:14:34]  Yep. Man, they have no idea about speed.
[00:14:41]  Literally zero. Literally.
[00:14:44]  They're going to watch this.
[00:14:45]  They're going to think, hmm, that's a good idea.
[00:14:47]  And then they're going to continue watching.
[00:14:50]  Yeah. Take their time.
[00:14:53]  And then they'll forget.
[00:14:54]  They'll remember again in like two weeks.
[00:14:57]  Be like, oh, oh yeah, I was right about to do that.
[00:15:01]  Just... Literally slay people.
[00:15:05]  But we did need them to bring the tea and the food.
[00:15:09]  So... Because this is very, very nice.
[00:15:14]  And I don't know how to make one of these.
[00:15:15]  Have you ever had a scone? No.
[00:15:18]  This is English. Have you ever had a scone?
[00:15:19]  No, you're a piece of shit. Are they hard or soft?
[00:15:21]  How come you've never had a scone?
[00:15:22]  It's kind of like a biscuit. Like Grandma's biscuits.
[00:15:25]  They're sweet. Here.
[00:15:29]  This is a scone. I've made you a scone.
[00:15:31]  Is this the way?
[00:15:32]  This is the scone way.
[00:15:35]  This is how to be English. This is how to be English.
[00:15:37]  This is what English people do.
[00:15:39]  They can't see my face, but English people have it right.
[00:15:48]  Sounds good. Now, Bones and tea.
[00:15:50]  So you ungrateful colonials tipped our tea in the ocean and started dressing like crap.
[00:15:54]  Yeah, I don't know why we did that, to be honest.
[00:15:56]  To be fair, why do we do that to the tea?
[00:15:57]  Tea is really good. We should have just kept wearing nice clothes and doing English things.
[00:16:02]  Instead, you decided to wage war on us and never bet baseball.
[00:16:07]  Traitors. I'm English now.
[00:16:14]  What was it called?
[00:16:17]  No, I mean the people who decided to stay with England.
[00:16:21]  A loyalist? I'm a loyalist.
[00:16:27]  Although you are half-friend, so you're a mortal enemy for life.
[00:16:33]  Fuck. I tricked you.
[00:16:49]  Morning. So the emergency meeting's on?
[00:16:54]  Oh yeah, emergency meeting. Guys, it's 4am.
[00:16:58]  What's that? 4am Aikido in the Rolls.
[00:17:02]  It's actually 4am Stately Home Aikido.
[00:17:04]  In a Rolls Royce.
[00:17:06]  In a Rolls Royce. 4am Stately Home Rolls Royce Aikido.
[00:17:09]  You ever seen that before, Luke? I have not.
[00:17:11]  I don't think anyone's seen that before.
[00:17:13]  Well, that's why we're here. I don't think it's ever been filmed and live.
[00:17:17]  First time in history.
[00:17:23]  Okay, some dickhead in Luton on a roundabout.
[00:17:27]  I'm not sure how you do that crash.
[00:17:29]  By being drunk or high?
[00:17:30]  Would it be a straight on? Yeah, straight on.
[00:17:33]  You don't see the roundabout. Let me try my night vision so we can analyze his crash.
[00:17:36]  Okay, night vision. My Rolls Royce night vision.
[00:17:38]  Nice. Why is that guy yellow?
[00:17:41]  In the night vision. Guys, we may have just discovered vampires.
[00:17:45]  Probably high. Oh no, they're definitely fucked.
[00:17:47]  They're definitely high. No, that's a vampire.
[00:17:49]  He's yellow on the night vision camera.
[00:17:50]  He's a different... Literally look at his car.
[00:17:53]  In the bush. On the night vision.
[00:17:54]  There! See, he's yellow!
[00:17:56]  He's fucking yellow! I'm telling you, something special about that one.
[00:18:01]  How the fuck did they do that?
[00:18:03]  I don't know. Let's try to ask him. Ask him.
[00:18:06]  We don't have to ask him. Yeah, we do.
[00:18:08]  We're from the...
[00:18:13]  Oh, that's how. So we're going to France.
[00:18:24]  Your dream. My home country.
[00:18:27]  dream mask or no mask mask mask mask mask mask mask mask fucking losers French are fucking losers.
[00:18:41]  If you're watching this and you're French, you're a fucking loser.
[00:18:45]  Losers. All of them.
[00:18:46]  Yeah, Luke. Luke.
[00:18:48]  No, I'm just doing that. France is gay.
[00:18:49]  They're fucking losers, man.
[00:18:51]  Le Covid deforme.
[00:18:53]  Fuck off. Fuck off.
[00:18:57]  Why don't they just let us in?
[00:18:58]  Shmovid? Dude, what?
[00:19:00]  They don't know anything about Shmovid, do they?
[00:19:02]  I don't know anything about Shmovid. Look at my Shmovid form.
[00:19:04]  Dude. I'm this guy.
[00:19:07]  I'm 54. I've worked hard my entire life.
[00:19:11]  I can afford a Ford fucking whatever it is.
[00:19:15]  And I have a bike.
[00:19:16]  I put my bike on my car and I, two or three times a year, I go to...
[00:19:22]  Can you stop coughing COVID all over me?
[00:19:24]  I'm trying to take confidential.
[00:19:27]  I take my bike to France and I ride around on my bike.
[00:19:34]  Three or four times a year.
[00:19:36]  And if you sit and talk to me, I tell you, oh, Expedition Princess, yeah, went for a nice ride.
[00:19:40]  Yeah, you take the bike on the tunnel, you put it on the car.
[00:19:43]  You're the least interesting.
[00:19:45]  What a fucking loser.
[00:19:47]  People's lives are shit.
[00:19:48]  No millions, no buying supercars at random, no being a kickboxing world champion, nothing.
[00:19:55]  Just working your entire life to buy a Ford, whatever.
[00:19:58]  I literally don't know what car that is.
[00:20:00]  He even put the GB sticker on his car.
[00:20:02]  Because the French are like, we must know you are from England.
[00:20:04]  The number plate's yellow, bro.
[00:20:06]  There's no other country in the world with that.
[00:20:08]  You know we're from England. The wheel's on the other side.
[00:20:11]  You know we're from England. You just want us to have the sticker.
[00:20:13]  We don't have the sticker, they fine us 40 euro.
[00:20:15]  Instead of being a man and telling them to fuck themselves, give me the fine.
[00:20:17]  He puts the sticker. There's no sticker on my rolls.
[00:20:20]  Look at this dork.
[00:20:22]  Now do the guy in front.

=== Putting Cars on Trains (02:56) ===

[00:20:24]  Oh, a Mr. fucking camper van.
[00:20:26]  Jerking off. Can't afford to stay in hotels.
[00:20:28]  Fucking satellite hookup to Pornhub.
[00:20:31]  And what about this guy letting him on the fucking train?
[00:20:33]  Alright, mate. Yeah, I'm in charge of this train.
[00:20:35]  Yeah. Put the car on the train.
[00:20:36]  Alright, next. Yeah. Hello, mate.
[00:20:38]  Yeah. You're going on the train, yeah?
[00:20:39]  Yeah, yeah. Just go on the train.
[00:20:41]  Yeah, thanks. Alright, next.
[00:20:42]  Yeah. Yeah. What's that?
[00:20:44]  Everyone's life is shit!
[00:20:45]  50 years later, he dies.
[00:20:47]  50 years later, he can afford a fucking car with his bike on it and goes for a little ride.
[00:20:51]  He might get discounts on the train.
[00:20:53]  Train discounts. We pay full price.
[00:20:56]  I can discount this fucking Pornhub subscription.
[00:21:02]  Pornhub, yeah? Yeah.
[00:21:04]  Thought so.
[00:21:05]  Told ya.
[00:21:08]  Confirmed.
[00:21:11]  Case closed.
[00:21:12]  This is very nice.
[00:21:38]  Both of you keep coughing.
[00:21:42]  I'm not in a car with two.
[00:21:44]  You both have COVID. It's the COVID car.
[00:21:47]  Smovid, get over there.
[00:21:49]  You got COVID on the trip.
[00:21:51]  Who's the one who preaches not being afraid of COVID all day on a swirl?
[00:21:54]  I'm literally not afraid of it, but literally this is the COVID car.
[00:21:57]  There's a new variant in this car.
[00:22:00]  Yeah, there is. You know, I've been holding it back for super long.
[00:22:11]  Is this the Rolls Royce variant of COVID? Yeah.
[00:22:14]  Rolls variant. No one's ready for the fucking Rolls variant.
[00:22:18]  Literally no one. They're really not.
[00:22:20]  Kills poor people. So you're fine.
[00:22:23]  Makes the rich stronger. Makes the rich stronger.
[00:22:26]  It's the Czech Republic nice. It's actually super nice.
[00:22:28]  Maybe we should move here. Become the king.
[00:22:31]  Become the king of Czech Republic.
[00:22:33]  Ah, I know what we do. Rolls variant.
[00:22:35]  Spread it all around. Kill all the people.
[00:22:37]  All easy takeover. Boom, done.
[00:22:39]  All right, I'll open the window.
[00:22:41]  All right, see you losers.
[00:22:45]  They're riding bikes, they're definitely.
[00:22:49]  So it's been unleashed on the world.
[00:22:52]  Unleashed! Tristan, you've literally not stopped boozing.

=== Tristan's 17-Hour Drive (00:05) ===

[00:23:20]  I went to my room, so I couldn't record it for all day confidential, but Tristan went out after a 17-hour drive.