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Drive in and Get a Bear Warning
00:06:35
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| I'm going to take a look at the car. | |
| We're going to drive. I've taken one third of my collection out. | |
| About four supercars. One core. | |
| Around the Transfiguration, one of the best roads in the world. | |
| What car are you driving? Huracan. | |
| Huracan Spider, one of the best roads in the world. | |
| Today is going to be one of the best episodes to take potential ever. | |
| Yeah, but I'm going home. What? | |
| Why the fuck did you go home? | |
| Yesterday sparring, I destroyed my hand. | |
| Yeah, why are you? | |
| Why are you going home, buddy? Go home. | |
| Let's go. So, I call you baby hands all the time. | |
| Yeah. And you refuse to admit that you're baby hands. | |
| And now you're... I'm going to drive the drop top Lamborghini on one of the best roads in the world. | |
| Yeah. Exactly. | |
| So, sorry to take confidential. This is also... | |
| So, there's going to be no filming for Take Confidential. | |
| No footage. Nothing. And you're going to be at home. | |
| Yeah. Fine. That's fine. | |
| The rest of this entire episode, I want it to be you at home. | |
| Okay. That's it. | |
| So all the people who take confidential know that it's all your fault. | |
| We have a 765L team at Flammer, limited edition. | |
| We have an Aston Martin Vanquish S Ultimate, limited edition. | |
| We have a Porsche 911 992 TechRox event. | |
| And we have a Lamborghini Huracan Spyder. | |
| And we're going to one of the best roads in the world. | |
| And you're refusing to come because you hurt your hand. | |
| So there's no filming. | |
| There's no beautiful mountains. | |
| There's no beautiful scenery. There's no fast cars. | |
| There's nothing. The rest of this episode, I want to be you at home. | |
| Everyone at Take Confidential is going to know it's all your fault. | |
| It is my fault. It is your fault. | |
| Have fun, nerd. | |
| Day one. | |
| Home alone. | |
| It's all being remodeled, so there's actually nothing here. | |
| Hand still destroyed. | |
| This is gonna be the best Take Confidential episode ever. | |
| We're gonna hang out the whole time, me and you guys. | |
| This is my hand. | |
| It shouldn't be this way, but I have a feeling all the blood and stuff is going to make it extra powerful. | |
| Just wait, it's in the evolution process of becoming iron. | |
| True take-confidential watchers will know why my pinkies are fucked up, so you can ignore that. | |
| Yep. God damn it. | |
| How bad is it? | |
| I'm not taking charge. You also may notice the sweat. | |
| That's because because of the remodeling it is super hot in here and the ACs don't work Luckily I have water Ah Ahhhh. | |
| Much better than booze. This is going to be a no booze episode. | |
| Zero booze. No booze will be consumed or even seen in this entire episode. | |
| The Luke episode. This is Luke confidential. | |
| By the way, this is how my normal hand looks. | |
| And the fucked up one. | |
| This is going to be a blast. | |
| Me and you guys. | |
| Comment if you want more Luke Confidential episodes. | |
| It'll just be me talking to you guys as I sit here at my workstation working. | |
| Yeah, that's where the demon town is. | |
| They contact every phone in the country at once. | |
| They're saying that there are boars in the town near the transfer gas. | |
| They couldn't run the town, but I hope so. | |
| Looks like we're eating bad tonight. | |
| I can't see any bears or any clouds. | |
| So yeah, that's Romania. | |
| Drive in and get a bear warning. | |
| What can I say? Oh shit, | |
| I see it. I see it. | |
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Day Two Continues
00:06:34
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| It's right there dude Another day day two soon. | |
| you So, I'll try and actually talk to you guys more. | |
| I know I don't talk to you guys enough. | |
| I'm still here. Same spot. | |
| Day two. Yesterday, I did actually go out with the Wolverham guy. | |
| Sorry, that's confidential. | |
| But, um... | |
| Yeah. Hand. | |
| Still looks stupid. | |
| I kind of understand baby hands now. | |
| This is a baby's hand. | |
| But, I think it's starting to heal. | |
| Slowly but surely. Day two. | |
| I'll try and keep... What do I have? | |
| I have coffee. With bone broth inside. | |
| That's what I'm drinking. | |
| I haven't eaten yet. Day two. | |
| This is my diary. | |
| Welcome to Take Confidential. | |
| I hope someone has never watched Take Confidential before and they think that this is all it is. | |
| It's me. Talking. | |
| To you. In this same spot. | |
| Never moving. See you next time. | |
| few hours. | |
| I'm going to go ahead and do it. | |
| It's a little bit of a long way. | |
| I'm going to do it. | |
| It's a little bit of a long way. | |
| So I've decided to lay on the floor. | |
| you That's what I'm doing now. | |
| It's day two. | |
| I'm starting to become depressed. | |
| Maybe I should just do it I | |
| Ah, there this is! | |
| All right, here I go. | |
| That little propeller thing continues to grow. | |
| And there's the end of it. | |
| It's day three, and something amazing happened. | |
| Thank you. | |
| you Thank you. | |
| Nothing amazing happened. | |
| I got you. | |
| I'm still here. | |
| It's just a different day. | |
| Am I losing my mind? | |
| Is this like isolation? | |
| Have I lost my mind? | |
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Dracula Lives Matter
00:05:59
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| The end? Yo, | |
| T, where are you taking me, bro? | |
| I'm taking you to Dracula's house. | |
| Yes, it's a real place. | |
| I'm tired of all you motherfuckers in America asking, wow, is Transylvania real? | |
| That's racist. Drac lives matter. | |
| Hey, man. I'm taking you to Dracula's house. | |
| You heard it here first. Drac lives matter, man. | |
| Drac lives matter. Hey. Remember that one. | |
| Don't hate. Alright man, we made it to Dracula's neighborhood. | |
| He's a real person. | |
| Stop thinking he isn't. This was his house. | |
| He lived here. That's an illegal park. | |
| I'm a parker. I'm supposed to park obviously. | |
| VIP. Dracula knows me. | |
| My boy. I forgot he was immortal. | |
| We're real tight with Dracula, right? | |
| Yeah, exactly. You know, if he was actually immortal, then he'd be a tall, dark, dangerous millionaire living in Romania right now. | |
| We don't mind you both. Maybe I'm Dracula. | |
| Wait, maybe you want to drag the front. | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| food or soldiers outside. It's just chilling. | |
| That's it. Come get me. | |
| Come get me, pussy. | |
| This is where you collect taxes from, yeah? | |
| Yeah, that's right. Bring me your shit. | |
| Pay me. Bring me the virgins and the wheat. | |
| I'll send my dudes down there. | |
| Not much has changed in the world. | |
| They've still got the dudes I can send you. | |
| The unicorns aren't cool, though. | |
| No, not the unicorns are cool. Just make sure there aren't any virgins. | |
| Yeah, I'm not going to go to the bathroom. | |
| I'm going to go to the bathroom. | |
| No! | |
| 7000 weighs 3500 3500 weighs 3500 weighs 3500 weighs 3500 weighs 3500 | |
| weighs 3500 weighs 3500 The best episode the world has concluded there We had a blast who's we mean take home this reviewers Fuck off. We were the ones driving around in supercars. | |
| Didn't do shit. What do you mean? | |
| I was with them the whole time. | |
| We had loads of fun. No, they kept me company. | |
| No, because you're recording this like a week before they'll see it. | |
| Nah. You guys were with me the whole time. | |
| You guys know it. Best episode ever. | |
| And they're going to comment and want loop confidential. | |
| It's not. So why did I get called in here? | |
| So now it's emergency means again. | |
| It's this. Same old story. | |
| I came back from supercars driving through the mountain. | |
| Well, actually, this emergency means is very important because I actually have something very important to tell you about. | |
| This is not a joke. This is actually a supercar. | |
| What has happened is... | |
| I got called Morpheus along. | |
| I get called Morpheus all the time in my DMs because I'm trying to wake people up. | |
| If the Matrix is real and you are watching this video, I am Morpheus. | |
| I am the guy trying to wake you up from slavery. | |
| I get messages all the time. | |
| And the most common message I get from people is, Hey Tate, you know, once I've paid my mortgage off, I think I'll be in a position where I feel more financially free. | |
| I feel like, you know what I need? | |
| I need a weapon. I'm through the screen. | |
| I can... If you want to get rich, find somebody who's rich and start training to get rich right here, right here. This is a brand new way anybody can make money, even if you only have 50 bucks. | |
| I guarantee you will make money with this system. | |
| Hold on tight, we're about to get rich. | |
| Right here, Hustlers University. | |