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Bought My Dream Huracan
00:05:06
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| Tristan stole the Lamborghini and went to Italy. | |
| I've now got McLaren's 755LT limited edition. | |
| I say we go to Italy and call them names. | |
| They come and they take back. | |
| I say we go to Italy and call them names. | |
| So where are we going? Why did you take me here? | |
| Remember when I made that video for Twitter where I bought a Lamborghini and ticked every single box on a configurator. | |
| I bought it cash with my debit card to try and prove some stupid point. | |
| Let me configure my dream Huracan. | |
| Oh, it's only 300,000 euro. | |
| Chump change. It's not chump change. | |
| It's chump change. Print my order form. | |
| Lamborghini Huracan Spyder 5.2 V10 640 liter LP 644 EVO. Previous owners, zero. | |
| Vehicle price, rah-dee-rah-dee-rah. | |
| Chassis number, blah-blah-blah. | |
| Nero Noctis, it's black. | |
| Electric heat and seats, smartphone interface for connected devices. | |
| Cup holder costs me £700. | |
| I paid £700 extra for a cup holder. | |
| For a cup holder? Yes, bro! | |
| Yeah, I remember. Well, the car's turned up now, so obviously we don't need it, and it's a bit inconvenient, actually, but we have to go get it. | |
| So, uh... Here we are in London. | |
| Today's quite an annoying day because I have to go collect my number. | |
| And the weather's horrible. | |
| It's a hard life. First world problems. | |
| I'm going there, and I'm going to Prague. | |
| I'm going back here, doing a car ride to Ibiza. | |
| I'm going to Ukraine. All you're going to do is Canada. | |
| So never do anything. | |
| Canada ride. I found a few years. | |
| It's always good shit show. | |
| Yeah, so I never end it, man. | |
| I never stay still. And that's your handover check sheet which I'll go through most of the controls with you. | |
| Amazing. So you just need to stick this through and that. | |
| Oh, sorry. There you go. | |
| So, the interior is possible. | |
| Everyone loves it. You ready? | |
| I'm ready. I'm ready, girl. | |
| Woo! You know what? | |
| I bought this after two gin and tonics. | |
| I was drunk, and I had two gin and tonics. | |
| And some guys go on and get out and stuff. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I figured I'd walk with that car. | |
| Pretty tough. | |
| And here we are. | |
| The car's coming your way. | |
| Tank, tank, GDP. A good number plate. | |
| A good plate. Where's my secondary? | |
| I still got the other one. This is dumb. | |
| The Lamborghinis are the sexiest car. | |
| Don't care. Carbon. | |
| I'm going to get all of it. You've got the Sensona. It's just... | |
| It's that. It's that. I've got the Sensona. I've got the carbon. I kicked this carbon something. | |
| I can't remember how much it cost. | |
| A bunch. Super, super happy. | |
| Yeah. Yeah. | |
| Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Right. | |
| I've used what? All right. | |
| Alright, fire her up, I can do that. | |
| Same as the other Huracan, right? | |
| Yeah, I think so. | |
| So you're flying with the Evo, it's slightly louder. | |
| Yeah. That's not a problem. | |
| Not gonna complain about that. | |
| And then this, I just basically have to just work with this a little bit and work it out, right? | |
| It's literally like an iPad. | |
| And besides that, everything else is basically the same. | |
| So where you're used to having dials up there is all on this screen now. | |
| Okay. Doesn't this hold the key or something now? | |
| But you need it, because the old Huracan had nowhere for the key. | |
| Yeah, and if we put it down here, a sharp turning would make it fall on the floor. | |
| It's got a key placement. We also got a cubby hole behind the screen now as well, so that you can just chuck stuff. | |
| Oh yeah, you got a little one there. | |
| What's this? This is a cup holder kind of thing? | |
| An ashtray. Awesome. | |
| We need an ashtray. Awesome. | |
| I don't know what else to say, but awesome. | |
| I mean, I don't know. Pretty smart, so they embedded it into the design. | |
| I did fully spec this car, didn't I? I was like, mate, there's nothing that's not on it. | |
| Because people were like, you didn't just fully spec and click every single box. | |
| I was like, yes, I did. This is most probably the highest spec. | |
| Every single, every single option. | |
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Awesome Design Features
00:03:15
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| Maybe my life's going well after all. | |
| The old reminder, you know? | |
| So we own different cars. | |
| We're driving from here, directly to Munich, in the new 765LT. That's the plan. | |
| That's the plan. The new Evo gets the new McLaren. | |
| And those McLarens are fast, bro. | |
| They are. You can't take it all quick. | |
| They are so fast. | |
| This has the grip right now. | |
| The 765 works on like a 720s, which is in the shop, well, half the time we've owned it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Going underwater because I don't feel good. | |
| I feel like I'm going to die. | |
| Why is this London so? | |
| Okay, the Palestine thing is not good, but... | |
| They better not touch my fucking man. | |
| It's hands, if they do. | |
| No choice. | |
| The people demand a free and just government. | |
| The people demand a free and just government. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Thank you. Thank you. | |
| Thank you. Thank you. | |
| It's funny you don't do this in Israel. | |
| I wonder why. | |
| No! | |
| I'll take it. | |
| Sorry. | |
| England's always had this problem. | |
| It's that all the world's issues end up here. | |
| You know what I mean? They let you in to live in their country and you're sort of... | |
| I'm not even anti them though, I just don't see why this is long before. | |
| Where are we? | |
| From Munich in the Kopinski, duh. | |
| Of course. We're just in Miami. | |
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Lamborghini Mishap
00:10:43
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| The most expensive hotel in the city. | |
| Yeah, we were in Miami. But then we went to Miami, we collected the Lambo, and then we had too much luggage from Miami. | |
| So me and Tristan argued about how we're going to fit it all in the Lambo. | |
| And then, one morning when I was having breakfast, all the luggage in the lambo drove off. | |
| It's made of lead. | |
| Hundred thousand feet behind the lead plane. | |
| I've been waiting long for one of us to say... | |
| Nice. | |
| Yeah. He drove to Milan with all the luggage and left me in London by myself. | |
| Which annoyed me because I felt like driving a supercar. | |
| So obviously the only intelligent thing to do is to fly to Munich and buy a supercar. | |
| So we're here to get the McLaren. | |
| Of course. So we're here to get the McLaren. | |
| Of course. What else am I going to do? Another supercar. | |
| Yeah. I collected an Evo three days ago. | |
| And Tristan stole it from me. It annoyed me. | |
| So I'm here to get McLaren. What the fuck would I look at? | |
| A peasant? Sure, this isn't a peasant place, is it? | |
| It's a superhero's place. | |
| So we're gonna go get McLaren, that's what we're gonna do. | |
| Alright. | |
| Green car, McLaren. | |
| He wants a McLaren, you don't want one. | |
| My 720 looked that good. | |
| Yeah. Yeah. | |
| It looks fucking beautiful. Does it look that good? | |
| Yes. Are you sure? Yes, 100% sure. | |
| I never see it from the outside. | |
| I'm not coming the wrong way, I don't know. | |
| Hello! Hey, hey, hey! | |
| What are you doing? I'm good, you? | |
| I don't know what happened. | |
| Okay, Corona, Corona. | |
| Irwin. Perfect. | |
| Perfect. Perfect. | |
| It's a big wing. | |
| The fixed wing. My wing is fixed. | |
| It doesn't go up and down. It's first time I've seen one of them. | |
| It's a pretty cool car. | |
| So wait, that's the exact one you get? | |
| No, this is the same model. | |
| Exact same model with the Pure Sport. | |
| Yeah, it's a limited edition. It's not about the mobile wing. | |
| It's got the fixed wing. Okay. | |
| Yeah, this is my one that's coming. | |
| Yeah, it's the one that's designed more for cornering instead of straight line speed. | |
| I think it's a little bit slower. It can only do 350 kilometers an hour instead of 400. | |
| Too slow, man. | |
| Too slow. How do we get through? | |
| This way or follow you? | |
| Follow you? | |
| Ok. | |
| This is where all the cars are. | |
| All of them. | |
| What are these? | |
| It's a fast car. | |
| I think they're like 1.2 million. | |
| Completely unnecessary. | |
| I'm not useful. Hello guys! | |
| My name is Janik. | |
| Good to meet you, Andrew Tate. | |
| Luke, Janik. | |
| Hope you're doing well. | |
| Yeah, we're surviving, you know. | |
| Picking up your wonderful 7-6-5. | |
| 7-6-5, I'm excited. | |
| How different it is from my 7-5, so I'm curious. | |
| Kevin has prepared everything. | |
| It's different. More aggressive. | |
| Yeah, because the 720 wasn't aggressive enough. | |
| It wasn't fast enough. | |
| We needed a faster one. | |
| It's a super-fast car. | |
| I know, man. The 720 is already too fast, so I don't know how much I'm going to be able to use the 765, but we'll see. | |
| Is that not cheesy? Tomorrow's it, it's cheesy. | |
| No, no, I'm just kidding. | |
| I'm just a drama queen. | |
| You're a drama queen. | |
| With me? | |
| The police of Oregon are gonna hate me. | |
| They're gonna hate me. | |
| They're gonna hate you. They're gonna be like, what is this? | |
| You can't drive back this fast? | |
| Bro. It's badass, no? | |
| Yep. How is it? | |
| Yeah, it is. It looks a lot meaner than 720. | |
| All the aero and the carbon and the vents and stuff, it looks a lot meaner. | |
| It looks a lot meaner. | |
| It's a lot lighter. Tell me everything that's different then between the 720. | |
| It's louder, it's lighter. That's it. | |
| Pay more, get less. Pay more, get less. | |
| For sure it's a limited car. | |
| You've got a better aero, you've got more torques. | |
| Even a client on Sunday called me and told me he dropped 365 km per hour with his 765, which is crazy fast. | |
| Wow. You know, it's crazy fast. | |
| 365 km per hour? | |
| 365, yeah. | |
| It's like 220 miles an hour. | |
| You don't need to do that, man. | |
| It's insane. Is there anything different? | |
| Like, there's no controls that are different? | |
| Nothing really, no? Actually, there's nothing different, just the badge here. | |
| It's number 387, I see. | |
| No, 27. 327. | |
| 327 of 765. | |
| But there's less than 765, because I've seen at least 20 blow up on Instagram. | |
| So we're already down to 745. | |
| So if everybody keeps crashing, the price of my car will go up. | |
| So that's what I'm hoping for. | |
| That's the way. Because every time on Instagram, I see some 765 spin and fucking some guy drives. | |
| Yeah, but you will see it's very hard to drive. | |
| So it's more the driver car, you know. | |
| Even you will feel the difference, the big difference to the 720. | |
| And that's already a driver's car. | |
| Yeah, but it's more daily than this one here, you know. | |
| You know, this one is a, that's a track car. | |
| Bro. | |
| It is mean. | |
| It looks so much meaner than this one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know if this car is fancy anymore. | |
| Yeah, it looks much meaner, no? | |
| It looks much meaner. | |
| Like, that thing on the front, this right there, holy shit. | |
| Yeah, it's carbon. | |
| I pay her off for the extra carbon, because this could have been like a plastic, like carbon, carbon, carbon on it. | |
| Carbon in blue. I'm sure it's true. | |
| I'm sure it's true. Bro, what's it? It's incredible. Incredible. | |
| I don't know what to say. Thank you very, very much. | |
| The body's all carbon? | |
| It's all carbon, yes. | |
| You got a full carbon fiber mobile page. | |
| No. Please, I hate you. | |
| Yep. You're gonna assault me and be like, we're taking this guy so I said... | |
| I'm like, which one, motherfuckers? | |
| Man, maybe my life's going okay after all. | |
| You know, maybe my life's gone too bad. | |
| No, it's perfect. 17 cars, 20 wides. | |
| Maybe it's all fine. | |
| Everybody's jealous. Come on. | |
| Yeah, I'm doing all right. | |
| You know, I'm doing all right. For a man from the streets, I'm doing okay. | |
| Here, you're keen. Thank you very, very much. | |
| Thank you very, very much. We appreciate it. | |
| Absolutely. And we have more Thank you very, very much. | |
| Safe trip? Very safe. | |
| Thank you, my friend. | |
| Thank you. I will hope to meet you in the game, sir. | |
| Woo! What are we doing? | |
| Luke, what is going on? | |
| And it continues! Another car! | |
| Another car! This is your fault! | |
| You know this song? No. | |
| It's called liar. I typed liar into YouTube and this song came up. I'm not gonna be surprised if your fucking face appears in the music video. | |
| Because you just lied to me. You said there was no cars left to buy. But when I go on the McLaren website, they have an upgrade of the 720S. | |
| A 765LT limited edition, which I can buy. So you lied to me, Luke. You told me there was no cars left to buy. | |
| And you would have shut the fuck up. I wouldn't be on this website and now I wouldn't have to spend 400,000 euro on my 16th supercar. | |
| I know. You told me there was no car. | |
| But there was. There was. | |
| Right. Andrew, don't crash. | |
| That's the name of the game. | |
| The name of the game is to not crash my brand new 765 on the way home. | |
| So it's like Bitcoin. More and more is getting lost all the time. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Limited supply. | |
| People are destroying these things. | |
| They're completely impossible to drive, supposedly. | |
| Literally, the car reviewers are saying, I don't know how this is legal. | |
| You should need a separate license to drive one of them. | |
| How can you get one of them with just money and a license? | |
| It doesn't make sense. Money shouldn't give you one. | |
| You should need to qualify. But I do qualify. | |
| You do qualify. You do qualify, so. | |
| I cannot. Tristan stole the Lamborghini and went to Italy. | |
| I've now got McLaren 755LT limited edition. | |
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Qualify to Drive?
00:01:05
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| And I say we go to Italy. | |
| Call him names. What do you think? | |
| We should just sit there with him and for hours just call him names. | |
| Horrible names. All day. | |
| All day. Don't explain nothing. | |
| Don't say hello. Just sit there and just say you're a fucking loser. | |
| You've always been a loser. Nobody likes you. | |
| That would fucking get him. That would get him. | |
| And nobody likes him. And nobody likes him anyway. | |
| Yeah, it'd be the truth. Okay, so we're going to drive to Italy and call Tristan names. | |
| That's the plan. Nice. | |
| Good plan. Submission accomplished. | |
| Yeah, fuck Tristan. I mean, the new Lamborghini Evo is a very fast car. | |
| And it's got like four-wheel drive system. | |
| It's got the best grip and all that shit. | |
| So I had to take something that could smoke it. | |
| So we have the German plate, Mr. | |
| Tate 765. That is jeans. | |
| Nice car. | |
| Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. | |
| Bad weather though, no? Bad weather. | |
| We'll see you another day. | |
| Another day. Life might be good. | |
| Are we rich? Are we just... | |
| We might be. Are we just cursing on Italy and Brad Newsome? | |