Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - LAMBORGHINI HURACAN VS BMW M8 COMPETITION | Tate Confidential Ep. 44
Aired: 2022-07-23
Duration: 13:18


=== Putting It On Instagram (10:09) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not saying that's true.
[00:00:22]  I'm just saying that's not true.
[00:00:34]  How many of you have ever seen a ghost?
[00:00:36]  you So I had some friends over last night, sitting, having a few drinks, about to my bedroom, and they're fucking naked taking super pictures.
[00:00:45]  So I sit in my bed, and they take a picture of them in the background.
[00:00:48]  I liked it. It's two naked girls and me.
[00:00:50]  I had my pants on, whatever. It's just a picture.
[00:00:52]  So I put it on Instagram. Let me tell you motherfuckers about Instagram.
[00:00:56]  All these girls are just like...
[00:00:58]  Oh, why would you put something like that on Instagram?
[00:01:00]  Let me tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why right now.
[00:01:04]  You hoes put pictures of your ass and your tits and your bikinis and stuff and you get thousands and thousands of likes.
[00:01:11]  I can put up a photo of a million dollars worth of cars with me, and I get about four likes.
[00:01:18]  No one likes pictures of men.
[00:01:19]  No one shares them.
[00:01:21]  No one fucking interacts with them.
[00:01:23]  You can't build your profile. I have 40,000 followers.
[00:01:26]  I know 18-year-old girls with double the followers I have.
[00:01:29]  Double. And what do they do?
[00:01:30]  Just blow kisses and shake their ass.
[00:01:32]  Literally, that's how pathetic this world is.
[00:01:34]  But the photo I put up last night, which we're going to cut to...
[00:01:38]  With me, with two chicks, has over five and a half thousand likes.
[00:01:42]  That's more than you get, and you have 80,000 followers.
[00:01:44]  I'm telling you, I'm putting a girl in every Instagram picture from now on.
[00:01:48]  Every single time I've got a girl around me, I'm on a date, I'm fucking, I'm smoking, I'm getting my dick self, whatever, I'm going to dress up in a bikini and take a cool picture.
[00:01:56]  Every one of my pictures on Instagram from now on is going to have hoes.
[00:02:00]  Why are you pretending to be so gross?
[00:02:02]  I don't, yeah.
[00:02:04]  I don't, no I don't want to.
[00:02:06]  So exciting! 1am.
[00:02:13]  It's 1am and we're depressed.
[00:02:14]  We're depressed because we're super rich.
[00:02:17]  We're depressed. Why are we depressed?
[00:02:20]  We can't do anything. Because we're rich.
[00:02:22]  It's like our rich. We're drinking cans.
[00:02:24]  We're talking about how cans help you go to sleep.
[00:02:25]  And then we decided to drink loads of Red Bulls and then go to sleep.
[00:02:29]  So we can sleep faster.
[00:02:31]  Sleep with more energy.
[00:02:32]  Yeah. We're gonna start with two ripples each.
[00:02:37]  This will allow us to sleep for as much of the day as possible. Super sleep.
[00:02:54]  Is this super sleep?
[00:03:00]  It's not even fondowning.
[00:03:01]  Why are we doing this? This isn't gonna work.
[00:03:05]  It will work Why did we do that It was random, so I didn't know.
[00:03:32]  It was Andrew's idea.
[00:03:33]  It's a terrible idea.
[00:03:35]  Every time I go up to piss, I was tossing and turning, and my brain was on.
[00:03:39]  Yeah! I was trying to sleep, and then my eyes were open, and I kept trying to close it, and then I burped, and I had a pretty bad heartburn.
[00:03:47]  Why does anyone do drink that stuff?
[00:03:49]  It was absolutely just impossible for me to sleep.
[00:03:51]  Why don't we make a one-week challenge?
[00:03:52]  No No, I'm gonna say it's a bad idea now Why? Because last night you said if you had real friends they would have told you it's a bad idea.
[00:04:10]  I'm not your real friend mate.
[00:04:11]  I'm your cousin. I'm a millionaire stuck in his house.
[00:04:15]  Fuck that's what I'm going to do. What else I'm going to do?
[00:04:17]  Watch TV go to bed now.
[00:04:19]  Red Bull challenge for one week.
[00:04:21]  Alright, I'm down. You in?
[00:04:23]  You got no choice. Shit.
[00:04:26]  Alright, Red Bull challenge.
[00:04:28]  Alright, let's conclude.
[00:04:30]  We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
[00:04:34]  For once in your life, stop being a dickhead.
[00:04:45]  You, watching this, you're a dickhead.
[00:04:49]  Stop it. And here's what you're gonna do.
[00:04:52]  Finish watching the episode, Go to CobraTape.com, message the live chat agent, and say, I'm finished being a dickhead.
[00:05:03]  That's it. If you do that, your life's going to change.
[00:05:06]  If not, you're going to stay a dickhead.
[00:05:13]  So I've invented a business ritual for us to get richer than ever before.
[00:05:18]  We're already very rich when we get richer.
[00:05:19]  And what we do is we all light a candle in unison.
[00:05:23]  Down a Red Bull as fast as possible.
[00:05:25]  Very gay. It's not gay.
[00:05:27]  It works! It works!
[00:05:28]  Last time we did this we made money.
[00:05:30]  Yep. Forex trade came in.
[00:05:32]  Down a Red Bull as fast as possible and then you sniff smelling salts as hard as you can.
[00:05:35]  You invented this yesterday and we've been making money for five years.
[00:05:39]  It brings the money spirits to life.
[00:05:41]  Exactly. It brings the money spirits to life.
[00:05:44]  Oh Tristan, I know everything!
[00:05:46]  And because it's such a holy weekend of Easter, the spirits are around.
[00:05:49]  Are you ready? I'm too great.
[00:05:51]  Jesus is not going to have too many money to buy porn.
[00:05:54]  Jesus is him! He is!
[00:05:56]  That's not his deal.
[00:05:57]  Are you ready to lock it? Get ready for Richard.
[00:05:59]  You can lock my camera. No, no!
[00:06:02]  You guys are ready.
[00:06:03]  Ready? Three, two, one, go.
[00:06:07]  Fucking nerds.
[00:06:09]  I can feel his gear already.
[00:06:13]  Just like angels we have wings.
[00:06:27]  I'm stronger than you!
[00:06:33]  We're actually rich!
[00:06:36]  This is how you do it!
[00:06:38]  Tristan doesn't know shit!
[00:06:40]  The more money we make, the more we can keep from Tristan.
[00:06:42]  They're out of the company!
[00:06:44]  See you later.
[00:06:46]  I'm playing a video game.
[00:06:48]  I'm going to the bathroom.
[00:06:53]  Meet-ins? We're in quarantine, Tristan.
[00:06:55]  Drink Red Bull, let's go.
[00:06:56]  Double whammy.
[00:06:57]  You asleep?
[00:07:02]  This is starting to get horrible.
[00:07:07]  This is my 15th today, maybe.
[00:07:10]  Red Bull's a sponsor of us.
[00:07:12]  We've got 15 Red Bulls.
[00:07:14]  Red Bull's not a sponsor of us.
[00:07:15]  We're not allowed to go out of the meeting before the time we get out, that's sad.
[00:07:17]  Yeah. Why do we do this?
[00:07:20]  We can all share it soon.
[00:07:21]  Alright, put on some of this.
[00:07:23]  Why did we just do this?
[00:07:25]  Why do I do any of the things we do?
[00:07:27]  No tires. Do you have weights?
[00:07:30]  So you need weights.
[00:07:34]  The berm on my hand still is not healed.
[00:07:39]  From that fucking tire you burnt my bike.
[00:07:41]  Tristan? It's not my fault.
[00:07:43]  Play with fire. I know what they're saying.
[00:07:45]  Anyway, this morning the police came and said, quarantine expert out.
[00:07:50]  So we are free. We no longer have to stay in the house for two weeks because we went to Sweden.
[00:07:54]  We're free. I say we get in the car, so I'll go drive.
[00:07:57]  Okay. But didn't you get arrested yesterday for breaking quarantine?
[00:08:01]  Exactly. So I went out driving yesterday while I was on quarantine and got arrested.
[00:08:05]  But now I'm not in quarantine, so I'm glad I drive it.
[00:08:07]  Yeah, but don't you have to go to court for breaking quarantine?
[00:08:12]  Romanian courts. Oh no, not a court in Romania.
[00:08:16]  The internationally respected Romanian courts.
[00:08:19]  What do we do? They're corruption-free, as we all know.
[00:08:22]  Put me in jail? Put me in jail.
[00:08:23]  You put me in jail.
[00:08:25]  I'm going to walk in there with a pile of money like this.
[00:08:27]  Guards. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
[00:08:30]  Get some hoes. This cell's mine.
[00:08:33]  I'll be chilling.
[00:08:34]  It'll be the best quarantine ever.
[00:08:36]  I'm ready. Put me in jail.
[00:08:38]  I don't give a fuck. Yesterday I just didn't put me in jail.
[00:08:40]  Today they told me I'm not in quarantine, going out driving again.
[00:08:43]  They can take their court case, shove it up with papadosh.
[00:08:46]  We're hitting the streets. Alright.
[00:08:48]  Where's my wallet, by the way?
[00:08:51]  Every time I ask where it is, Luke pulls a stupid face.
[00:08:54]  What have you done with my wallet?
[00:08:57]  You weren't using it.
[00:09:02]  No clue.
[00:09:20]  No idea.
[00:09:21]  Don't know.
[00:09:22]  Where are we going?
[00:09:23]  So we're in quarantine.
[00:09:24]  We're going to the airport.
[00:09:43]  Or no, we're in lockdown.
[00:09:46]  We're in lockdown. Yeah, we're not allowed.
[00:09:47]  Well, today they told me my quarantine's ended, but I've got a penal case with the judge for breaking yesterday, so am I still in quarantine?
[00:09:56]  Who knows? Who knows?
[00:09:58]  And we're in the 992, and we're trying to keep up with the M8 and the Curriculum.
[00:10:04]  It looks like a pretty fair race so far, but I think the M8's quicker.
[00:10:08]  The M8's a little bit faster.

=== Close Yes, Last Round (03:08) ===

[00:10:10]  Yeah, really? Yeah.
[00:10:20]  That makes faster, bro. Yep.
[00:10:22]  Fucking BMW. How do they do it?
[00:10:25]  I don't know how they do it, bro.
[00:10:31]  The Lambo looks faster.
[00:10:33]  Looks much faster. But...
[00:10:35]  Yeah, but...
[00:10:37]  So we got the slowest car.
[00:10:40]  Luckily, it was the most crazy time.
[00:10:41]  Yeah. So we'll keep on.
[00:10:46]  No way. Not like this.
[00:10:48]  2.9
[00:10:56]  Yeah
[00:11:27]  Yeah, this is super close.
[00:11:29]  Yes.
[00:11:30]  What are you doing?
[00:11:37]  Look at this guy.
[00:11:38]  Okay.
[00:11:53]  What?
[00:12:05]  I'm done.
[00:12:07]  Real world pain.
[00:12:09]  This is church. Only one universal understanding across humankind.
[00:12:14]  Force. Violence.
[00:12:17]  Not lightning through the world. Let's understand.
[00:12:18]  Punch in the face. This is your God.
[00:12:23]  This right here. I pray to Jesus, I will punch the fuck out of you.
[00:12:28]  I will punch the fuck out of you.
[00:12:30]  I will beat the fuck out of you.
[00:12:32]  Who cares? It doesn't mean anything.
[00:12:35]  This means something.
[00:12:39]  Woo! Last round.
[00:12:41]  Let's go. Last round.
[00:12:43]  Hold on. Three minutes.
[00:12:48]  Three minutes. Yeah.
[00:12:53]  One point. We got the face pulled over.
[00:13:00]  Let's see here. Yeah,