Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - POST APOCALYPTIC HOE'S | Tate Confidential Ep. 39
Aired: 2022-07-23
Duration: 11:45


=== Tristan's Firewood Plan (10:04) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not.
[00:00:22]  I'm not.
[00:00:34]  Tristan.
[00:00:42]  Tristan. What are you doing?
[00:00:45]  I'm filling up the pool, so while I'm monitoring it, I need some light.
[00:00:51]  There's light there. There's light all over.
[00:00:55]  The electrical grid is about to be shut down.
[00:00:59]  The lights are on!
[00:01:01]  And when the electrical grid gets shut down, then what?
[00:01:05]  Fire. Firewood.
[00:01:07]  Prepared, as always.
[00:01:09]  There's not even any wood. How long is this going to last?
[00:01:11]  An hour? Long enough?
[00:01:13]  There's a whole fucking field. We can get wood back here.
[00:01:16]  It's dark. It is dark.
[00:01:18]  Oh, yeah. That's cute. If only your brother hadn't bought the fucking world's most powerful fucking flashlights.
[00:01:24]  How about this? I provide the flashlight.
[00:01:26]  You provide the fucking wood.
[00:01:27]  Go. Go.
[00:01:29]  Get the fucking wood. Or, how about this?
[00:01:31]  Why don't you give me a flashlight and I'll go get it?
[00:01:34]  Ain't gone, do ya?
[00:01:36]  We don't need a fire. You don't have shit.
[00:01:37]  We don't need a fire. Go and get the wood.
[00:01:39]  Why do we have a fire? We don't need a fire.
[00:01:41]  Yeah, we absolutely do.
[00:01:42]  You said you need the- Oh, and we didn't need cans either.
[00:01:44]  You haven't been touching my fucking rations, have you?
[00:01:46]  If I find- if I find your greasy fucking fingers on my fucking ration cans, you and your fucking cousins, dead meat.
[00:01:55]  Done for. Hands off the rations.
[00:01:57]  Why don't you dress so fly the virus fucking feeds you somehow?
[00:02:01]  Whatever your fucking dumb shit doing.
[00:02:03]  Get the fuck out of here! Fuck off!
[00:02:06]  No wood! We are fucking scavengers.
[00:02:13]  I think we found the most shit wood.
[00:02:15]  I needed shit wood.
[00:02:17]  How much wood should there be near my supercars?
[00:02:20]  A lot. This is Romania.
[00:02:23]  Look at this wood. I'm just out.
[00:02:30]  It's true. All the lights are on.
[00:02:35]  All the lights are on.
[00:02:36]  All our neighbors lights are on.
[00:02:38]  Nobody has a fire but us.
[00:02:44]  Or wood. Why is there so much wood in fucking Romania?
[00:02:59]  There's a car here I'll remind you again Are we about to run into a monster?
[00:03:14]  This is where a monster would be.
[00:03:16]  We fucking... We fucking...
[00:03:20]  Corona monster.
[00:03:22]  Someone left our car here.
[00:03:24]  We have to admit, if Corona was anywhere, it'd be here.
[00:03:30]  I think Corona would be here.
[00:03:31]  Out of all the places.
[00:03:35]  I wish I brought my weapons.
[00:03:37]  Your hands are weapons.
[00:03:39]  Haha! Wardrobe doors.
[00:03:42]  That looks like wood. Someone's got a light over there.
[00:03:48]  Yeah. Yeah. And they're walking.
[00:03:51]  I do. The fuck are they?
[00:03:53]  I don't know. It's not Andrew and Tristan.
[00:03:56]  Or sorry, not Tristan.
[00:03:58]  There's Tristan's light. Tristan's light's in there.
[00:04:01]  Someone's walking over there through the woods with a flashlight.
[00:04:03]  Yeah. And I don't have the Glock.
[00:04:05]  So they've come too close. Get the fucking wardrobe and get out of here.
[00:04:09]  Cool. I'm feeling these wardrobes are coming.
[00:04:17]  Cut the wood? Tristan.
[00:04:22]  Yeah? This is pizza.
[00:04:28]  It's the end of the world. How the fuck do you get Domino's?
[00:04:29]  It's the end of the world. I cooked it with the fucking ration cans!
[00:04:33]  You did! What do you mean I didn't?
[00:04:35]  Can you prove it? It's Domino's!
[00:04:38]  I'm making the delivery drivers that's out there.
[00:04:41]  What delivery driver? This is the most bullshit end of the world.
[00:04:44]  They're frozen pizzas. They're not frozen.
[00:04:46]  At least there's Domino's in India.
[00:04:47]  I heat them up with a fire. Heat them up with a fire.
[00:04:50]  There's a Domino's logo on it. Domino's doesn't have Domino's.
[00:04:52]  Fuck off. If you...
[00:04:55]  You know what? If you admit that I made this myself, you can have some.
[00:05:00]  No, why not? You made it yourself.
[00:05:02]  So, what's it made out?
[00:05:03]  What are the ingredients? Cans from the rations.
[00:05:05]  There you go. Luke, would you like some?
[00:05:07]  Would you like some? Alright, it's made out of cans from the rations.
[00:05:10]  It's made out of cans from the rations. Help yourself.
[00:05:11]  You're welcome.
[00:05:12]  Prepare for the end of the world, you piece of shit.
[00:05:15]  Turn your fucking camera off.
[00:05:28]  T, the lights are still on.
[00:05:29]  End of the world. Turn off the fucking phone.
[00:05:31]  The lights are on. I can charge it.
[00:05:34]  Ah, fuck you. A few moments later.
[00:05:38]  Shit, so looky- No, no, no, no, no.
[00:05:40]  This is not scripted.
[00:05:42]  The power is legitimately gone.
[00:05:43]  Look at my neighbor's houses.
[00:05:44]  I know. There's an emergency street lamp.
[00:05:46]  Look at every house. Yeah, inside the houses.
[00:05:49]  There is no power anywhere.
[00:05:50]  So the power has actually gone on.
[00:05:52]  The power has actually gone on.
[00:05:54]  Which means one thing, doesn't it?
[00:05:55]  So T's predicted the future again.
[00:05:57]  It means one thing, doesn't it?
[00:05:59]  What? You don't know shit!
[00:06:01]  You don't know anything! Right.
[00:06:05]  But you don't. What?
[00:06:07]  I don't believe this. No, the power's gone out.
[00:06:10]  I don't believe the power's gone out.
[00:06:11]  Well, it has. The power's actually gone out?
[00:06:14]  Yes. So your fire bullshit became true?
[00:06:22]  Oh, bullshit, yeah?
[00:06:23]  Yes. So I called the cans.
[00:06:25]  I called the power.
[00:06:28]  And suddenly...
[00:06:29]  You also called dominoes.
[00:06:32]  No, I did not call dominoes.
[00:06:34]  The power's gone out. So the power's gone out.
[00:06:36]  You know, anyone watching this at home, let me tell you, motherfucker, something.
[00:06:40]  You think this is fake.
[00:06:41]  You think we switched it off at our house.
[00:06:43]  I'm telling you, the power has legitimately gone out.
[00:06:46]  It's the end of the fucking world!
[00:06:48]  I'm ready! And I got my baby hands cousins who can't hold the camera and it's all shaky.
[00:06:52]  And I got my brother who's unprepared for the end of the universe.
[00:06:56]  And I stand vindicated.
[00:06:58]  With all my cans, my fire, my post-apocalyptic hoes, if you clucked them.
[00:07:04]  Just as I said.
[00:07:06]  He did bring post-apocalyptic hoes.
[00:07:07]  Uh-huh. He did.
[00:07:09]  And he got the post-apocalyptic booze.
[00:07:11]  Now, what are you gonna eat? Got the wine?
[00:07:14]  Got the hoes? Ahhhh!
[00:07:18]  Shit! Look, it's only a matter of time.
[00:07:20]  They start as temporary power cuts.
[00:07:22]  It's only a matter of fucking time.
[00:07:26]  You're on dim fucking ice, you toks.
[00:07:29]  You're lucky this round.
[00:07:34]  Post-apocalyptic hoes.
[00:07:36]  I've got wine. Get all the hoes out to the apocalypse, bro.
[00:07:44]  Apocalypse phones are real.
[00:07:45]  There's phones everywhere. How can I repopulate the human species?
[00:07:49]  So why is the neighbor asking Tristan for his powerful flashlight?
[00:07:51]  I don't know. And how does he know that we have a powerful flashlight?
[00:07:55]  Somehow everyone knows Tristan has the world's most powerful flashlights and how people want them.
[00:07:59]  And Tristan feels super happy and excited and powerful and like, wow.
[00:08:03]  Like he thinks he's important.
[00:08:04]  He's not important. He bought an overpriced flashlight or a thousand dollars.
[00:08:08]  He is about to bring him his flashlight.
[00:08:10]  So the neighbor wants to borrow my flashlight.
[00:08:11]  He obviously watches the YouTube.
[00:08:13]  Oh.
[00:08:15]  He watches my YouTube channel, bro.
[00:08:17]  Yeah.
[00:08:19]  The police is doing it.
[00:08:21]  Police? Why?
[00:08:23]  They stole the...
[00:08:25]  the...
[00:08:27]  electricity.
[00:08:29]  Somebody stole the wires.
[00:08:31]  Gypsies?
[00:08:33]  That's super Romanian.
[00:08:35]  Someone stole the electricity wire.
[00:08:41]  The police are over there. Some gypsies are stealing electricity wires, apparently.
[00:08:48]  It's the end of the world, bro.
[00:08:50]  It's Mad Max. I haven't seen this shit ever.
[00:08:53]  People in London are looting.
[00:08:55]  Here, they're stealing electricity wires.
[00:08:58]  It's the end of the universe. And I am prepared, unlike you and you.
[00:09:02]  And as we sit around my fire, my fire of vindication, you two...
[00:09:08]  I have a flashlight too. Let me tell you something.
[00:09:10]  Fuck off. I bought this flashlight.
[00:09:11]  It's perfectly usable. Baby flashlight, yeah?
[00:09:13]  It's just not ridiculously big.
[00:09:14]  Yeah, baby flashlight. That's cute. It's in my pocket and it's fine.
[00:09:16]  That's real cute. It's not the size that matters, yeah?
[00:09:18]  Is that what you tell your girlfriends? What the fuck are you doing?
[00:09:34]  Rory. I was upstairs.
[00:09:35]  What the fuck? I lost it and I thought, fuck it.
[00:09:37]  What the fuck are you doing?
[00:09:39]  What are you doing? You look like a fucking idiot.
[00:09:41]  Having a haircut. That's not a haircut.
[00:09:44]  What is it then? What the fuck have you done?
[00:09:48]  You look retarded.
[00:09:49]  Don't look good. You look like a special needs kid.
[00:09:53]  Well. Give me the fucking razor.
[00:09:56]  What do I do now? I... I'm going to bed.
[00:09:59]  I'm going to bed. It's two o'clock in the afternoon.
[00:10:02]  You can't go to bed. What else does a man do when he's lost his mind, Tristan?

=== Leaving Belarus (01:39) ===

[00:10:05]  There's no alcohol. I'm in isolation.
[00:10:08]  I knew the quarantine was coming, but I didn't predict this fucking time to be here.
[00:10:14]  They're losing their minds, bro.
[00:10:16]  They're losing their minds. Only I am prepared for the quarantine.
[00:10:19]  Mentally, he can't take it.
[00:10:21]  I don't know how to handle this.
[00:10:22]  What's not wrong with you? Fuck, I don't know.
[00:10:24]  You look like a dickhead.
[00:10:26]  I can't... It doesn't look good.
[00:10:28]  It does look good. Bro, I think it looks good.
[00:10:30]  Thanks, bro. The fuck is your problem?
[00:10:33]  You as well? No one talked to me for the rest of the week.
[00:10:37]  I'm not talking to any of you. I'm leaving the country, actually.
[00:10:40]  I've decided to leave the country.
[00:10:42]  Fuck you, bro. You can't leave.
[00:10:44]  I'm leaving. I'm gonna find somewhere to go, and I'm fucking leaving.
[00:10:47]  Tate, we're leaving. There's two countries over.
[00:10:56]  I've confirmed clubs and bars are open in two places in Europe.
[00:10:59]  Minsk, Belarus, Stockholm, Sweden.
[00:11:02]  I say we go to Belarus. The only problem with Belarus is there's a 14-day self-quarantine.
[00:11:07]  So we'll just go in, pretend we're in a self-quarantine, get booze, start drinking, go straight to the club.
[00:11:13]  Same day. Uh-huh.
[00:11:16]  If I got sent to jail in Sweden for violating some sort of curfew, that's fine.
[00:11:23]  You, you, especially you, even me, none of us want to go to the Belarusian jail.
[00:11:30]  And Belarus hate foreigners.
[00:11:32]  They say, hey, let me see your passport.
[00:11:33]  They will, they're itching to find some foreigner out with their fucking quarantine papers on them.
[00:11:41]  They're itching for it.
[00:11:43]  And don't even pretend that you're done.