Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - WOMEN's DRAMA on HIDDEN CAMERA | Tate Confidential Ep. 1
Aired: 2022-07-18
Duration: 10:41


=== Brother's Car Heist (09:09) ===

[00:00:01]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:03]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:21]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:23]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:37]  you Ahhhh!
[00:00:42]  Can you miss me?
[00:00:45]  Luxembourg is a failed society!
[00:00:48]  The end of the first part.
[00:00:50]  It's not that easy.
[00:00:52]  It's not that easy.
[00:00:54]  I...
[00:00:56]  Today, my brother stole a car.
[00:01:05]  He stole a car from Switzerland and he made me drive it across two international borders to Luxembourg.
[00:01:11]  And now I don't know what he's gonna do.
[00:01:12]  I didn't steal a car.
[00:01:14]  I rented a car from Geneva Airport.
[00:01:16]  And they told me that all the convertibles have to be returned to Geneva.
[00:01:19]  Cannot return them anywhere else in Europe because they need the convertibles in Switzerland.
[00:01:23]  I don't know why people have to drive around the Alps with a convertible.
[00:01:26]  So when I rented the car, I told them I'd return to the airport.
[00:01:28]  I decided to change my mind and decided I had to come here to Luxembourg.
[00:01:32]  I called 6th and told them I was going to come to Luxembourg.
[00:01:35]  They said, that's not allowed.
[00:01:36]  I said, well, what happens if I do it?
[00:01:37]  They said, you can't do that.
[00:01:39]  You have to return to Geneva.
[00:01:40]  That's technically stealing. It's not stealing the car if I give them the car back.
[00:01:44]  So I'm going to drive to 6th in Luxembourg.
[00:01:47]  I'm going to hand them the keys.
[00:01:48]  I'm going to walk out. And then I can't get arrested for stealing because I ain't got the car.
[00:01:51]  I've given it back to the company. Perhaps in the wrong place, but I still give it back.
[00:01:55]  And they arrest you, I will laugh. No one can do shit to me.
[00:02:05]  I'm the underboss of this I've seen you get arrested. I'm an international criminal.
[00:02:10]  I've seen you get arrested plenty of times.
[00:02:12]  Listen, sixth fucking rental car are like a conglomerate.
[00:02:17]  They're huge. They've got from America to fucking Hong Kong.
[00:02:20]  I've moved their car from Geneva to Luxembourg.
[00:02:23]  I'm sure they'll negotiate the situation and get it back.
[00:02:25]  Fuck them. I fucking tried to be reasonable on the phone and said, no, I'm dropping off in Luxembourg.
[00:02:30]  You can't, you can't.
[00:02:31]  Like, bitch, I can do what the fuck I want.
[00:02:32]  I don't listen to women. Well, we're not driving back.
[00:02:35]  I don't listen to the women I have sex with.
[00:02:37]  So why am I going to listen to the woman on the phone?
[00:02:40]  Some idiot, on minimum wage, trying to control my life.
[00:02:44]  You can be a 10 out of 10 beauty queen with big ass titties and you can't control my life.
[00:02:49]  I'm going to listen to the fucking whoopee who won't even suck me off.
[00:02:53]  No thanks. I have a bad feeling that the, uh, office is in the airport.
[00:03:04]  Well, it's an adventure at least.
[00:03:07]  Now, do we have anything in this car?
[00:03:09]  They're trying to hide from me.
[00:03:11]  They're hiding with a staff.
[00:03:13]  And they're reprimanding. They're about to receive.
[00:03:15]  They're not hiding. I think it's your car from Sucson in my truck, please.
[00:03:20]  Why? Don't you physically hold me?
[00:03:22]  The only bet it would take to physically hold the box out of this is the key box.
[00:03:26]  Why don't we just put the keys in the key box on the left?
[00:03:31]  It's an option. It just feels like I want to confront them and tell them what I did.
[00:03:36]  What about stairs?
[00:03:38]  Good idea.
[00:03:39]  She knew the box.
[00:03:40]  I'm after her.
[00:03:41]  I scared you, Andrew.
[00:03:55]  They ran away.
[00:03:58]  What kind of bullshit comes from you?
[00:04:02]  They're afraid of me.
[00:04:03]  What about that man actually wanted to run the fucking car?
[00:04:05]  They knew all about the television.
[00:04:08]  They're pussies.
[00:04:14]  They knew I was about to tell them. I stole your car from Switzerland, but I'm giving it to you so you can't call the police.
[00:04:18]  They should be open. Keybox.
[00:04:22]  Buckle. You can't put the fucking keys in the keybox.
[00:04:26]  Keys in the keybox in the wrong country.
[00:04:27]  Banned sixth from accessing money to my bank.
[00:04:31]  Never do business with them again. Let's go.
[00:04:35]  Keybox. Thank you.
[00:04:42]  Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
[00:04:48]  Thank you! You're welcome.
[00:04:50]  Oh, we broke into one of those.
[00:05:08]  Here we go.
[00:05:12]  Key box.
[00:05:14]  Thank you.
[00:05:20]  you you Cheer six.
[00:05:26]  Weird fucking car.
[00:05:28]  I'm gonna die here.
[00:05:30]  Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.
[00:05:34]  Do you miss me?
[00:05:36]  English only.
[00:05:42]  So today my brother got fucked.
[00:05:44]  What he did was he thought he was clever and wanted to get a t-shirt and a pair of pants washed.
[00:05:48]  So he took a taxi to the laundromat yesterday, dropped it off, and the taxi back.
[00:05:53]  100 euros. 18 euros to get the clothes washed.
[00:05:56]  Then did the same taxi one today.
[00:05:59]  218 euros to wash like 50 euros worth of clothes.
[00:06:02]  He could have just bought the fucking clothes again.
[00:06:04]  It's ridiculous. And he's not even ashamed of himself.
[00:06:06]  He's pretending it's a good thing.
[00:06:08]  Terrible. My brother's wrong.
[00:06:11]  Luxembourg is actually officially the most expensive place I've ever been.
[00:06:14]  Here's my taxi receipt.
[00:06:15]  It's 72 euro to go 6 kilometers, which is about 10 minutes to the laundromat.
[00:06:22]  It's 72 euro to come back, and it was 18 euro to wash it, and then I'd go collect it again, which was 72 euro, and 72 euro to come back.
[00:06:29]  So we can do that math off the top of my head.
[00:06:30]  What's 72 times 4?
[00:06:32]  Really? 144? Come on.
[00:06:34]  No, that's 72 times 2. That's 72 times 4.
[00:06:36]  288. 288 plus 20.
[00:06:38]  So it's cost me 308 euros to wash a t-shirt and a pair of trousers that cost me maybe 40 euros.
[00:06:45]  Not including the drinks we've had here, the coffees.
[00:06:49]  We had dinner. We didn't do anything extravagant.
[00:06:51]  But in total, including hotel rooms, I've spent 6,000 euros in two days in Luxembourg.
[00:06:57]  Just sleeping, eating, and washing some clothes.
[00:07:00]  You can accuse him of being with girls.
[00:07:03]  Most of the time you're right.
[00:07:04]  But this time you're wrong. This girl he did not see.
[00:07:07]  Then why is she told me that they are together?
[00:07:10]  Because everyone wants to be with a Tate.
[00:07:12]  It's normal. Every girl wants to be with the king.
[00:07:15]  No, not everyone. Yeah, everyone.
[00:07:17]  Oh, not everyone. She's acting bad while she's here in my hotel room having sex with me.
[00:07:21]  Exactly. Just like...
[00:07:23]  Last night it was...
[00:07:28]  I didn't say this.
[00:07:32]  So no, this girl he didn't do.
[00:07:34]  No, he's innocent. This girl, no.
[00:07:36]  Okay, I trust him. Thank you.
[00:07:38]  I will never speak to you again.
[00:07:39]  I'm sorry, baby. Yeah, you're fucking right, you're sorry.
[00:07:42]  There we go. Vindication.
[00:07:44]  That's how you do it, Mike. Do you know what I mean?
[00:07:47]  Because I told you if I fucked her, I would say, yeah, I fucked her.
[00:07:49]  Up the ass, upside down, doggy style, on the floor.
[00:07:52]  I would tell you everything. I never fucked her.
[00:07:54]  I met her twice. Proved it. I said, how many times do we meet?
[00:07:58]  Only two? She was like, I think yes, haha, but we didn't sleep.
[00:08:01]  I know it 100%.
[00:08:02]  I said, I know it too.
[00:08:05]  Fish? Yes.
[00:08:08]  She's just mad though.
[00:08:09]  She's apologizing, but she's mad that she's wrong.
[00:08:11]  Isn't that crazy? Because she told me you were with six?
[00:08:14]  Mike told me he fucked your mom.
[00:08:16]  Six months?
[00:08:18]  Yeah. Mike told me he fucked your mom 20 years ago, so he might be your dad.
[00:08:25]  Daddy Mike. You've got to call him Big Daddy Mike.
[00:08:29]  Big Daddy Mike. Yeah, Big Daddy Mike.
[00:08:30]  I don't care what people say.
[00:08:32]  This is women. Okay, if you don't care, then why?
[00:08:35]  No, this is a lesson about women. This is a lesson about women, let me tell you.
[00:08:39]  If this girl said, yes, Tristan, you fucked me, she would be happy that she's right.
[00:08:45]  I didn't fuck her and she's angry because she's wrong.
[00:08:48]  She's angry I did not fuck this girl.
[00:08:51]  Here's the answer. Next time I'll fuck her.
[00:08:54]  Every time she says, did you fuck this girl, fuck them.
[00:08:57]  Okay, next time you say, did you fuck this girl, if I didn't, I will fuck them first.
[00:09:01]  Then you're always right, baby.
[00:09:02]  Four of them. Then you're always right.
[00:09:03]  Yeah. You're mad that I didn't fuck her because you're wrong and I'm right.
[00:09:07]  Is that how women are? These people, I'm glad our relationship doesn't have these problems.

=== SuperCar Rally Rage (01:30) ===

[00:09:11]  Me and you, we're different.
[00:09:12]  We don't have none of these issues, do we, baby?
[00:09:16]  I don't fuck you. Except for the pool above.
[00:09:19]  Then things change. I don't want to be near you.
[00:09:21]  Oh, baby.
[00:09:24]  That's not what you do at night.
[00:09:25]  At night, do you know what she does? She attacks me.
[00:09:28]  Koala bears me. I can't even move.
[00:09:30]  I can't even breathe.
[00:09:31]  Today is different than yesterday.
[00:09:33]  Oh, okay.
[00:09:34]  We'll leave it at that.
[00:09:35]  La la la la la.
[00:09:37]  It's the one and only D.C. Double G.
[00:09:39]  The reason we're even in Luxembourg in the first place is because this is where a supercar rally begins.
[00:09:45]  Now every fucking year, Andrew drags me on one of these stupid supercar rallies where we start in one city and go somewhere else in Europe.
[00:09:52]  This one we've actually helped organize and ends in Bucharest.
[00:09:55]  But if you don't know this about me, I have had three serious car crashes in my life.
[00:10:00]  One almost killed me, and one permanently injured my shoulder and finished my kickboxing career.
[00:10:05]  So I am a nervous passenger.
[00:10:07]  I fucking hate sitting in cars when I'm not driving them myself.
[00:10:11]  So me and Andrew have decided on this supercar rally that we're gonna flip a coin for who drives at every single stop.
[00:10:17]  I better be driving or I'm gonna be complaining a fucking lot.
[00:10:37]  Huh? Huh?