Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tate on Spider-Man
Aired: 2022-07-10
Duration: 06:03


=== Why Spider-Man Is a Bitch (05:10) ===

[00:00:00]  Spider-Man's a pussy.
[00:00:19]  I cannot remember how this conversation started about superheroes, whatever, whatever, and I was talking about how all superhero movies are stupid and it's all bullshit, but the worst of them all is Spider-Man.
[00:00:27]  Spider-Man is a bitch.
[00:00:34]  If you like Spider-Man, you need to seriously reassess your life.
[00:00:38]  He was a dork who got bit by a spider.
[00:00:41]  Now he's Super Spider-Dork, and he still can't get laid.
[00:00:45]  Who's that bitch?
[00:00:46]  Mary Jane?
[00:00:47]  Parker?
[00:00:48]  Some shit?
[00:00:49]  You're Spider-Man.
[00:00:51]  And she still won't have sex with you.
[00:00:53]  It's not working.
[00:00:56]  You and me.
[00:00:59]  What?
[00:01:01]  What the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:01:02]  Oh, but I don't want her to know I'm Spider-Man.
[00:01:05]  I want her to still think I'm a fucking nerd.
[00:01:07]  If I was Spider-Man, you think that bitch wouldn't be sucking and fucking?
[00:01:12]  By hook or by crook.
[00:01:13]  I'll be like, bitch, I'm Spider-Man.
[00:01:14]  Come here.
[00:01:15]  And she'll say, OK.
[00:01:16]  If by some crazy twist of fate, some crazy twist of fate, she goes, no, I don't want to.
[00:01:21]  I'll be like, psst.
[00:01:22]  The fuck you talking about, no?
[00:01:24]  I'm a G. Spider-Man.
[00:01:26]  The only thing Spider-Man's doing is sitting at home jerking off.
[00:01:29]  How are you a superhero if you're sitting at home jerking off?
[00:01:32]  Fucking loser.
[00:01:33]  Spider-Man is a dork.
[00:01:34]  There's nothing admirable about Spider-Man.
[00:01:36]  Didn't he, like, he became Super Spider-Man, and then someone killed his uncle.
[00:01:41]  Some robber killed his uncle.
[00:01:42]  Is this the right story?
[00:01:44]  Stay back!
[00:01:44]  That's my uncle!
[00:01:47]  What happened?
[00:01:48]  Carjacker.
[00:01:48]  He's been shot.
[00:01:49]  Look, we just called the paramedics.
[00:01:50]  They're on their way.
[00:01:51]  Some robber killed his uncle, and now he decides he wants to stop crime to get the robber who killed his uncle.
[00:01:56]  Does he even catch that robber ever?
[00:01:59]  I don't know.
[00:02:00]  I'm genuinely asking.
[00:02:01]  Does he catch the robber?
[00:02:02]  I don't know.
[00:02:02]  If you guys know about Spider-Man, tell me.
[00:02:05]  Does he catch him?
[00:02:07]  And what does he do?
[00:02:07]  What does he do, put him in jail?
[00:02:08]  He kills his uncle when he catches the robbers in there.
[00:02:11]  I don't know, he's a crybaby.
[00:02:13]  Does he hang the robber by his neck in the middle of the city with rope?
[00:02:20]  No.
[00:02:21]  He takes his ass down the police station to fill in paperwork.
[00:02:24]  What kind of fucking superhero are you?
[00:02:25]  He killed your uncle!
[00:02:28]  He's a pussy.
[00:02:29]  If you killed Venom's uncle, Venom would fuck the dude up.
[00:02:32]  But no, fucking Spider-Man.
[00:02:33]  Oh, I'm taking him for justice.
[00:02:35]  You're a fucking nerd, bro.
[00:02:37]  Spider-Man's a nerd.
[00:02:39]  Anyone who likes Spider-Man, by extension, is also a nerd.
[00:02:42]  He was a nerd who got bit by a spider and became a super nerd!
[00:02:45]  And why does he still live with his parents?
[00:02:48]  You're a fucking superhero.
[00:02:49]  You're living with your parents.
[00:02:50]  Why?
[00:02:51]  Or his uncle, or his grandma, or whoever the fuck you live with.
[00:02:53]  Those old people.
[00:02:54]  Why?
[00:02:55]  None of this makes sense.
[00:02:57]  I'm a superhero, and I don't live with my parents.
[00:03:00]  So you're a superhero.
[00:03:01]  Why the fuck do you still live with your parents?
[00:03:03]  It doesn't make sense to me.
[00:03:05]  I don't like it.
[00:03:05]  And the whole fucking, yeah, he was a wrestler or something, and then some guy robbed the wrestler, killed his uncle, and then he started crying his eyes out.
[00:03:13]  I'm Spider-Man.
[00:03:14]  I'm Spider-Man.
[00:03:17]  I'm not allowed to say that.
[00:03:20]  Can I say that?
[00:03:24]  Can I say that, Tristan?
[00:03:25]  I can't say that.
[00:03:27]  All right.
[00:03:28]  You're a loser, Spider-Man.
[00:03:31]  You're a loser.
[00:03:31]  No.
[00:03:32]  Please.
[00:03:34]  Please don't say that.
[00:03:36]  What else does Spider-Man do that offends me?
[00:03:37]  There's something else he does that really offends me, and I can't remember what it was.
[00:03:40]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:41]  That's it.
[00:03:43]  If you're sitting this watching, If you're sitting this and watching and you're thinking, okay, Tate is eternally wise.
[00:03:49]  He's always correct.
[00:03:50]  Everything Tate says is true.
[00:03:52]  But on this one issue, I disagree because I always kind of liked Spider-Man.
[00:03:57]  Let me ask you something.
[00:03:59]  Look at the actors they have chosen to play Spider-Man.
[00:04:04]  We're going to show pictures of the last few Spider-Men.
[00:04:08]  They're not men.
[00:04:09]  They're barely boys.
[00:04:10]  Look at these Spider-Men.
[00:04:12]  At least with Batman, they got Christian Bale.
[00:04:16]  But I don't have to save you.
[00:04:23]  Okay, now they're talking about making another one.
[00:04:52]  with the dork from Twilight.
[00:04:54]  Everything gets ruined in the end.
[00:04:56]  But for the last few Batmans, he was Batman.
[00:04:59]  But look at the dorks they choose to play Spider-Man because even Hollywood, even the people who are in charge of making the movies know Spider-Man's a bitch.
[00:05:06]  Quickly, let's make a superhero who's actually secretly a little bitch.
[00:05:08]  Find me an actor who looks like a bitch.

=== Create the Punk Spider-Man (00:53) ===

[00:05:10]  Oh, this guy.
[00:05:10]  Yeah, he's a punk.
[00:05:11]  He can be Spider-Man.
[00:05:13]  It's all garbage.
[00:05:15]  Spider-Man should be erased from the face of the planet.
[00:05:17]  And I've decided the superhero to do it should be I don't know shit about superheroes.
[00:05:23]  Andrew Tate, me.
[00:05:25]  I want someone out there who can write comics.
[00:05:26]  This is a genuine, genuine task.
[00:05:29]  Anyone out there who can design comics, anyone who's good with drawing or whatever, whatever.
[00:05:32]  I want a three or four page comic where Spider-Man meets me.
[00:05:35]  We meet on top of the building.
[00:05:37]  I call him a punk.
[00:05:38]  He tries to throw some web at me.
[00:05:40]  I use my Aikido ninja moves and I destroy Spider-Man.
[00:05:43]  If someone creates that to me and emails it to me at the email address below, there'll be a cash prize waiting.
[00:05:48]  And we're gonna get famous, we're gonna put it all over the internet, all over tape speech, all over Twitter, it's gonna become everywhere, and Spider-Man will be officially destroyed for the rest of humanity.
[00:05:56]  And when people mention Spider-Man, they'll say, no, there is no more Spider-Man.
[00:05:59]  Answer tape beat him.
[00:06:00]  Read the comic.
[00:06:01]  We're gonna conquer Spider-Man right here, right now, and you're gonna help.