Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tate on The Best Book Ever
Aired: 2022-07-08
Duration: 06:04


=== Big Mistake Revealed (03:46) ===

[00:00:00]  In every room in my house I have weapons.
[00:00:10]  Various throwing and fighting weapons.
[00:00:12]  I think we've discussed this in our earlier tape speech, but this is my little axe.
[00:00:15]  I've got like four of these in this room.
[00:00:16]  So you have to come at me.
[00:00:18]  Pull out my sword.
[00:00:25]  What the fuck are we doing in my house?
[00:00:27]  Anyway, back to the point.
[00:00:28]  We're going to talk about the time I went to jail.
[00:00:31]  So I'm going to talk about it because when I was in jail, I read a book.
[00:00:34]  So I was last arrested four years ago, I think.
[00:00:38]  Why?
[00:00:38]  Doesn't matter.
[00:00:39]  But when I was in jail, they gave me this book, you had a choice of three books to read.
[00:00:44]  And I chose this book.
[00:00:46]  And it was the worst book I ever read.
[00:00:47]  I can't remember the name of it.
[00:00:48]  If we can find out the name of it, that'd be really good.
[00:00:50]  So it's about, it probably shouldn't be that hard if you Google it.
[00:00:53]  It's about a woman who was a UN negotiator.
[00:00:58]  And she got fired, but you don't know why.
[00:01:01]  So she's living in a New York apartment.
[00:01:02]  She has some boyfriend, but she's not happy with her life because her boyfriend doesn't fuck her properly.
[00:01:06]  Because every girl who's not happy with her life and needs more adventure ain't getting enough dick.
[00:01:09]  Because if they're getting plenty of dick, they're fine.
[00:01:12]  And anyway, she really regrets how she got fired from the UN.
[00:01:17]  And she keeps talking about this big mistake she made to get fired from the UN.
[00:01:21]  I made such a big mistake.
[00:01:22]  I got fired from the UN.
[00:01:22]  I made such a big mistake.
[00:01:25]  So anyway, then some guy from the UN comes along and says, we need you back.
[00:01:28]  You're the best negotiator ever.
[00:01:29]  We're going to give you one more chance.
[00:01:31]  And she goes to negotiate this fucking bullshit thing.
[00:01:34]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:01:35]  She keeps talking about the big mistake the whole way through the book.
[00:01:37]  Turns out that the guy from the UN wasn't really from the UN.
[00:01:41]  He's some terrorist who gets her to negotiate on his behalf.
[00:01:43]  Some garbage.
[00:01:45]  Anyway, then she starts talking to the real UN guys.
[00:01:47]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:01:47]  I've just created a super weapon.
[00:01:48]  Look.
[00:01:50]  A sword and an axe combined.
[00:01:52]  I should patent this and become even richer.
[00:01:56]  And it detaches, I think.
[00:01:59]  Anyway, so this super fucking negotiator hoe keeps talking about this big mistake.
[00:02:07]  If only I didn't make this big mistake, I could still be working for the UN, whatever, whatever.
[00:02:10]  Anyway, it turns out, eventually they reveal after about 400 page buildup of what this big mistake was that got her fired from the UN.
[00:02:18]  She was negotiating for the UN between two warring tribes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
[00:02:24]  And she fell in love with and fucked the leader of one of the tribes.
[00:02:30]  So she was no longer neutral and impartial, so she could no longer negotiate between the two.
[00:02:36]  Your white bread ass from New York Who went to college and university and got a job as a UN negotiator, went to the jungle, and fell in love with fucking Mutombo, who doesn't speak English, with his big black ding dong, and got dicked?
[00:02:53]  And I've been reading this shit for 400 pages, and now she's like, oh, it was a mistake, I regret it, blah blah.
[00:02:59]  What kind of game can Mutombo even have?
[00:03:02]  He doesn't even speak English!
[00:03:04]  He's a warlord.
[00:03:05]  You're negotiating between two warlords.
[00:03:08]  He literally runs around and kills people with machine guns for fun.
[00:03:13]  And when you met him, you were like, oh, wow, he's so charming.
[00:03:17]  What kind of hoe?
[00:03:19]  What kind of ratchet ass hoe would fuck Mutombo?
[00:03:24]  So I'm reading this book and I finally get to the realization that the whole time, the heroine, the main character is just some stupid hoe.
[00:03:33]  Some dumb hoe who fucks some guys you shouldn't have fucked, of course you shouldn't fuck African warlords.
[00:03:39]  Whether you're negotiating between two tribes or not, you should probably not be fucking African warlords in general.

=== Dumb Hoe Realization (02:17) ===

[00:03:46]  And this moves on to my broader point.
[00:03:48]  Women are fucking stupid.
[00:03:51]  Fictional ones, real ones, doesn't matter if they're on TV or in a book, they're fucking dumb.
[00:03:58]  Women are dumb.
[00:04:00]  We know it, we're not supposed to say it, but it's fucking true.
[00:04:03]  Because I guarantee you, whoever wrote that shit, wrote that book, thought, obviously he wanted it to be as realistic as possible.
[00:04:10]  He's like, let me make this book, make it as good as possible.
[00:04:12]  What's the kind of stupid dumb shit a woman would do?
[00:04:14]  Oh, oh yeah, this is the kind of dumb shit.
[00:04:16]  How many women out there are fucking dudes they shouldn't be fucking?
[00:04:20]  Loads.
[00:04:20]  And do you know how I know that for a fact?
[00:04:22]  Because loads of them are fucking me!
[00:04:24]  And I don't give them shit!
[00:04:26]  There's no future with me.
[00:04:27]  There's no love from me.
[00:04:29]  And here they are.
[00:04:30]  Proof.
[00:04:31]  Women.
[00:04:32]  Are dumb.
[00:04:33]  So here on my phone I have my list of Tate speeches.
[00:04:35]  We just talked about Batumbu.
[00:04:37]  I've got another one.
[00:04:38]  Pro-arranged marriage.
[00:04:39]  How I believe in arranged marriage.
[00:04:40]  Have we done that one already?
[00:04:42]  I don't think we have.
[00:04:42]  So I'm going to combine two Tate speeches.
[00:04:46]  Because the last Tate speech about that UN negotiator who proves my point exactly.
[00:04:50]  Women don't know what's good for them.
[00:04:52]  Women ain't got a fucking clue what's good for them.
[00:04:54]  But do you know who does know what's good for chicks?
[00:04:57]  Their father.
[00:04:58]  I guarantee there would be less divorce, happier families, and a better society as a whole if the women could only marry the men their father says they could marry.
[00:05:08]  You're giving women this free choice shit.
[00:05:10]  When is the last time a woman made a good choice?
[00:05:14]  If they make the choice of a good man, they're miserable because they got a pussy.
[00:05:17]  If they make the choice of a G, they're miserable because they got a G. Women are just miserable.
[00:05:21]  Just unhappiness.
[00:05:23]  And they end up being a skat, running around, just fucking everyone, trying to find the perfect guy.
[00:05:27]  By the time they get a guy that could have been the perfect guy, they're 30 dicks deep, so their head's all messed up.
[00:05:32]  So then even though they got the guy they once dreamt of, they can't keep him anymore because they're dreaming of that gangbang they had.
[00:05:37]  Oh, I wish I got gangbanged again.
[00:05:38]  This is boring.
[00:05:40]  Mr. Two Pumps.
[00:05:41]  This is shit.
[00:05:42]  We need to bring arranged marriage back.
[00:05:44]  That's the solution.
[00:05:45]  So when I become president of the world, Lord of Earth, and I say arranged marriage must be brought back into society, and people ask me why, I'm gonna get out that book and I'm gonna say, read it.
[00:05:55]  Look what this bitch did.
[00:05:57]  She went to school, she went to college, she was educated, she worked for the UN, she was smart, and she could not resist big black ding-dong!