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Genius IQ Lottery Winner
00:01:44
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| People often ask me, Tate, you are the best human being that's ever walked on the face You have it all. | |
| You're strong and tall and sexy and smart and good looking and rich. | |
| But if you had to choose, would you choose between smart or strong? | |
| And obviously we continue to talk for a further few hours about how I have everything. | |
| Like people hate the fact when I just say I won the genetic lottery. | |
| I'm not trying to rub it in your face or nothing, and I'm not trying to be arrogant. | |
| I'm just pointing out the facts. | |
| My father was a chess grandmaster. | |
| I have a genius IQ. | |
| I'm 6'4". | |
| I'm a lean, mean killing machine. | |
| I've proved my athletic genetics by becoming a kickboxing world champion. | |
| I've won the lottery genetically. | |
| Like, who else do you see walking around here with a genius IQ and fucking muscles like mine? | |
| I don't take steroids. | |
| I don't take creatine. | |
| I don't take protein powders. | |
| I don't do nothing. | |
| Just muscle just falls from the sky. | |
| I've won the genetic lottery. | |
| I'm a fucking G. And if you want to deny that, you're a hater. | |
| Because everyone can sit here and go, yeah, Tate won the genetic lottery. | |
| Yes, Tate's one of them lucky motherfuckers. | |
| He won the lottery. | |
| Anyway, what was I talking about? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| If I had to choose between smart and strong. | |
| Obviously, I've got it all. | |
| We just discussed that. | |
| And in the scenario I've just given you, which happens at least every day, I discussed for two hours with the person how I have it all and they agreed because I do. | |
| But if I had to choose, the answer is simple. | |
| I would choose strong. | |
| See, smart people have this idea that once you're smart, you don't need to be strong anymore. | |
| I know a bunch of smart dudes. | |
| Oh, yeah, but I have a engineering degree. | |
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Strong Over Smart
00:02:35
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| I will fuck you up. | |
| And some dude without an engineering degree will come down the road and he'll fuck you up! | |
| The reality of the human condition has always been violence and the capability for violence. | |
| It doesn't matter what you think you have if you're gonna get bussed up by some fucking third-world savage. | |
| The reason strong is more important than smart is because you can't be smart if you're fucking dead. | |
| You can't be smart if you're killed or murdered. | |
| And you're also not smart if you cannot enforce your opinion. | |
| I'll give you an example. | |
| You're smart. | |
| I'm stupid. | |
| We decide to argue. | |
| You say 2 plus 2 is 4. | |
| I say 2 plus 2 is 5. | |
| You continue to say it's 4, I continue to say it's 5 until I'm enraged. | |
| Now that I'm enraged, I've decided to rip your arms from your body and fuck your girlfriend. | |
| You say, no, it's still 4. | |
| I destroy you. | |
| Left hook, your chin snaps, your head hits the floor and you die. | |
| I fuck your girlfriend, she gets pregnant with my kid. | |
| Not your smart kid, my stupid strong kid. | |
| Who was right? | |
| Seriously, who was right about 2 plus 2? | |
| Because you're dead. | |
| And if anyone comes along and says to me, what happened? | |
| I say, I told this motherfucker 2 plus 2 is 5. | |
| He didn't listen. | |
| And they're like, oh, well, obviously it is because his ass is dead. | |
| Strong always trumps smart. | |
| And if you're a smart person, the most intelligent thing you can do is get strong. | |
| When I was a kid, and I became the state chess champion aged 5 in the under 11s in Indiana, the youngest person to ever win ever on my route to become a grandmaster, which got derailed because I became a kickboxing world champion, blah, blah, blah, blah. | |
| Anyway, when I won, my dad said, you have to take a month away from chess. | |
| I just won the championship. | |
| He goes, you have to take a month away from chess. | |
| I was like, why? | |
| He goes, because you're not going to be a fucking geek. | |
| You're going to play chess, but you're going to be like me. | |
| You're also going to be a monster. | |
| Chess playing monsters. | |
| Not chess, oh, I play chess. | |
| I saw some fucking kid in the newspaper the other day. | |
| He can recite pi to 200 decimals. | |
| That's nice. | |
| But you look like a geek! | |
| So who gives a fuck? | |
| Because you ain't going to get laid. | |
| You're going to go in the club and start reciting pi to a hoe? | |
| That's the worst game I've ever seen. | |
| You cannot just go through life, well I'm a smart guy. | |
| It ain't enough. | |
| Because there's strong bruddas out here who don't give a fuck how smart you are. | |
| They'll smash your face in. | |
| You need to be a warrior scholar. | |
| You need to have it all. | |
| And being strong, if you had to choose, being strong is more important anyway because being smart ain't gonna save you. | |
| I know you're sitting there going, well, if I'm smart, I can lock my doors and I can get a gun. | |
| You sound like a dork. | |
| Smart does not trump strong. | |
| Not on the individualistic basis. | |
| Obviously, a smart society can be a strong society because you can build laser weapons and shit. | |
| I'm talking about an individualistic basis. | |
| If I had to choose if I was smart or strong, I would choose strong. | |