Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tate on Sparkling Water
Aired: 2022-07-08
Duration: 03:21


=== Dude's Scared of Bubbles (02:54) ===

[00:00:00]  I can't go through my life without getting angry.
[00:00:09]  One dude orders sushi.
[00:00:11]  Some other dude's scared of bubbles.
[00:00:13]  Pussy ass dudes!
[00:00:20]  We are filming in my cigar lounge.
[00:00:21]  It's not yet complete, but this is a room in my house that's going to be specifically for cigars.
[00:00:26]  It's a cigar lounge.
[00:00:27]  We've got oak on the walls.
[00:00:29]  We've got very expensive liquors.
[00:00:31]  Not that I can tell the difference.
[00:00:32]  Like whiskey, I bought a $1,000 bottle.
[00:00:34]  Bought a $20 bottle.
[00:00:36]  Tasted the same to me, but that's what you do when you're rich.
[00:00:38]  I've got a cigar lounge in my house, because I'm a G.
[00:00:42]  And that's going to lead on to the following point, that how the only water I drink is sparkling water, because sparkling water is for rich people.
[00:00:48]  And I'll tell you why.
[00:00:49]  You can get non-carbonated water, still water, from the fucking tap.
[00:00:54]  The government gives you that shit, effectively for free.
[00:00:58]  Sparkling water you have to buy.
[00:01:00]  So if you only drink sparkling water, you only drink rich man's water.
[00:01:04]  I explained this to someone, some Bumba Club, and of course he replied with the typical, but I don't like sparkling.
[00:01:11]  You don't like sparkling water?
[00:01:12]  You don't like water?
[00:01:14]  Yeah, but the bubbles!
[00:01:16]  The bubbles?
[00:01:17]  You scared of bubbles, you little bitch?
[00:01:18]  It doesn't taste of anything!
[00:01:20]  It has bubbles in it.
[00:01:21]  Oh, you're afraid of bubbles?
[00:01:22]  What the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:01:24]  This is another full-grown man.
[00:01:26]  Fucking some other bitch.
[00:01:27]  Just told you about how to fucking... I'm sitting... I can't go through my life without getting angry.
[00:01:32]  I've got to meet people, business associates, etc.
[00:01:34]  I go there, one dude orders sushi.
[00:01:36]  Some other dude's scared of bubbles.
[00:01:39]  Like, if a waiter comes over and goes, what water for the table?
[00:01:42]  Sparkling, please.
[00:01:43]  I obviously answer because I'm the fucking boss.
[00:01:45]  And then some little fucking bitch, can I have a still?
[00:01:49]  The fuck?
[00:01:49]  Just drink the water on the table!
[00:01:51]  You're a fucking man!
[00:01:52]  You're gonna start making the waiter run back and forth and change water orders because you can't handle bubbles?
[00:01:59]  Pussy ass dudes!
[00:02:01]  You should only drink sparkling water anyways because it's what aristocrats like myself drink.
[00:02:06]  The Lord of all beasts of the land and fishes of the sea.
[00:02:09]  We drink sparkling water, and you should want to be like me because I'm a better person than you, so in every single possible tiny way you can emulate the great Andrew Tate, you should be doing the same things.
[00:02:18]  Don't order sushi, drink sparkling water.
[00:02:20]  But even if you are such a bitch, you won't choose sparkling water.
[00:02:24]  When it's given to you, just fucking drink it.
[00:02:26]  If I see a man, if you ever meet a man who's afraid of sparkling water, know this.
[00:02:30]  He's certainly afraid of combat.
[00:02:32]  He's certainly afraid of getting punched in the mouth and he's afraid of a fucking carbonated bubble.
[00:02:37]  Little pussy ass dude.
[00:02:38]  So if you're sitting there at a table and your friend won't drink sparkling water, he's not your friend.
[00:02:43]  Because when shit hits the fan and you get jumped and you're getting stabbed by ten randoms, he ain't jumping in front of knives to save your ass like a good friend should if he's scared of fucking bubbles in his water.

=== Pour Out Sparkling Water (00:26) ===

[00:02:54]  Anyone who drinks still water is excommunicated permanently.
[00:02:58]  For your safety, I strongly suggest you do the same.
[00:03:03]  Get all your friends around.
[00:03:04]  Call every friend you have right now.
[00:03:05]  All of them.
[00:03:06]  Invite them over for a party.
[00:03:07]  When they all turn up, pour out sparkling water.
[00:03:09]  Pour it all out.
[00:03:11]  Pour it out.
[00:03:12]  Say, everyone, let's have a glass of water together.
[00:03:14]  Water can't hurt anybody.
[00:03:15]  We're all probably dehydrated anyway.
[00:03:17]  What's the worst water can do?
[00:03:18]  Everyone, let's have a nice glass of water and everyone's gonna drink it.