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Pass The Salt
00:02:21
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| I'll tell you a really short story. | |
| I used to eat salt. | |
| What do you mean I used to eat salt? | |
| I still eat salt. | |
| I like salt. | |
| I eat salt on everything. | |
| I'm one of them guys where I go to get the salt. | |
| People go, oh, I've already put salt on it. | |
| I'm like, no, you put your salt on it. | |
| Bitch portions. | |
| I put real salt on it. | |
| Like, the ocean ain't salty enough for me. | |
| I'm a hero. | |
| Then they come at me and go, you're going to get my high blood pressure. | |
| I was like, motherfucker, I was a world champion athlete. | |
| I spent six hours a day in the gym. | |
| Your motherfucking ass is semi-obese, drinking alcohol all the time and eating McDonald's. | |
| You want to come at me about salt and heart disease? | |
| Don't worry about these guns. | |
| My dick goes up when I need to go up. | |
| My shit's in shape. | |
| So, anyway, I'm one of the people, I like salt. | |
| I like salt on everything. | |
| I even have salt on toast. | |
| If I make toast and I put butter on my toast, I put salt. | |
| That's the level of saltiness I'm rolling with. | |
| So, I used to always say, pass the salt, pass the salt, pass the salt. | |
| This is a very short video. | |
| Anyway, one day, I was with my kickboxing coach, Amir Sebastik, probably the most dangerous man I've ever met. | |
| And we're sitting there. | |
| I just finished training. | |
| A normal day. | |
| We always go, whatcha making for me? | |
| Whatcha making for me? | |
| He said, pass the salt. | |
| He passed me the salt and he passed me the pepper. | |
| I said, why pepper? | |
| He goes, how are you gonna fuck all those girls you fuck without pepper? | |
| Now, that may sound like a stupid thing, but that stuck in my head. | |
| This was about three years ago. | |
| That stuck in my head. | |
| I'm like, he's right. | |
| Am I afraid of a bit of pepper on my food? | |
| No, I love spicy food. | |
| I eat hot sauce, Tabasco, like water. | |
| I just never used to really use the pepper. | |
| It was always just about the salt. | |
| Didn't care about the pepper. | |
| So I'm not afraid of pepper. | |
| I'm not afraid of spice. | |
| So why did I not have the pepper? | |
| And then I used to think, maybe he's right. | |
| How am I going to fuck all this pussy without pepper? | |
| I'm out here, lone soldier, one of the last alphas that remains in the world, with harems of females begging for my attention, and I've got a fucking lay-down dick, daily. | |
| Literally, each day I wake up, I've got a list on my phone, I've got a work list and a pimp list. | |
| I'm like, who am I fucking today? | |
| What work am I doing today? | |
| Do this, fuck her, do this, do this, do this, do this, fuck her, do this, do this, stay hers. | |
| Like, it's straight, organized. | |
| How am I gonna fuck all those girls without pepper? | |
| So if you're sitting here watching this going, how do I get like Taye? | |
| How do I fuck with my girls like Taye? | |
| How do I get money like Taye? | |
| I want a Lambo, a Bentley, an Aston, and a Ferrari, and 10 girlfriends. | |
| How does he get to spend 20 grand a week in the club? | |
| I want to be like him. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| Do you eat salt and pepper? | |