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Advertise Combat Readiness
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| Have you ever watched Best Gore? | |
| Best Gore is like all these videos of the terrible things happening in the world. | |
| People getting their heads chopped off, or like drug cartels chopping people up with chainsaws, or people getting shot in the face, and all that kind of stuff. | |
| I watch all these things, and I don't watch them because I'm some kind of sicko. | |
| I watch them to try and desensitize myself. | |
| Because imagine one day you're sitting in Paris, you're sitting there having a fucking coffee, and terrorists roll through with AKs, and the person next to you has their brains blown out. | |
| you're gonna stand there and be like, waiting to die like a motherfucker. | |
| I'm gonna be like, bang, I've seen that before. | |
| Okay, boom, boom, duck and dive in, take one terrorist out, next get the AK, go Rambo, take out all the fucking Pakistan with a G. | |
| I don't play games. | |
| So I desensitize myself to these things so that if I ever see them in real life, they do not scare me. | |
| When you watch Peskor, one of the things you notice is that sneak attacks happen in this world. | |
| Because if someone's gonna like, rob you or kill you or whatever, whatever. | |
| They don't give a fuck about honor. | |
| These are honorless people. | |
| They'll just walk up on you from behind with a machete. | |
| Bam! | |
| One shot to the neck out of nowhere. | |
| And this is for this reason that I do not like, and I will never ever wear headphones in public. | |
| When you put your headphones in, And you're walking down the street, listening to your music. | |
| You are a fucking target. | |
| Now, you may live in a safe area, but if you're watching this from England, you don't live in a safe place. | |
| People get stabbed there all the fucking time. | |
| You are losing one of your most important sensory perceptions. | |
| I'll tell you something, man. | |
| I've been jumped four times, and every time I was jumped, I didn't see it coming, but I heard it coming. | |
| You're walking, and you hear those footsteps coming up behind you. | |
| Well, that's your chance! | |
| That's all you got! | |
| That's your chance to not fucking die! | |
| And instead of doing that, you want to listen to Coldplay in your fucking ears like a little dickhead? | |
| Every time I see someone with their fucking earphones on, just sitting there with their earphones on, it's garbage! | |
| It's insanity! | |
| You wouldn't walk through life blind! | |
| Why do you walk into life deaf? | |
| Is your music so important? | |
| People say to me, when I say this to people, they go, oh yeah, but you're paranoid. | |
| Listen, maybe I am paranoid, but I'm alive, motherfuckers. | |
| You're alive too, but you live in some bullshit part of the world. | |
| I've been to 72 countries. | |
| I've been from Iraq, to Kishinev, Moldova, to Transnistria, where I was arrested as a spy. | |
| I've been fucking walking around with 100,000 Euros in Moscow. | |
| I've been doing shit you have not done. | |
| And I'm still alive. | |
| And the reason I'm alive is because I am perspicacious. | |
| I'm not going to cut off one of my sensors for some bullshit music. | |
| There's nothing more and there's nothing those headphones can tell me that's more important than staying the fuck alive. | |
| And hearing things is actually just as important as seeing things in about 85% of situations. | |
| If you see someone with headphones in, what you're looking at is a little cuck, a little pussy, a little loser who doesn't ever consider the fact that they can get knocked the fuck out. | |
| Next time you see someone with headphones in on the train or whatever, think, if I were to walk right up to him and smash him clean in the face, he wouldn't have a fucking clue it's coming, because that's the reality. | |
| So next time you're sitting there thinking, oh, I really want to listen to this, and you start getting your headphones out of your bag, realize you're making yourself target number one. | |
| You're advertising to the world that you are not combat ready. | |
| We live in a fucking combative world, gentlemen. | |
| You can't be fucking walking through life with your fucking earphones in. | |
| Oh, new Britney Spears song! | |