Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tate on Coca Cola
Aired: 2022-07-04
Duration: 02:25


=== Why Only Functional Drinks? (02:21) ===

[00:00:03]  I only... You're gonna hate this one, by the way.
[00:00:06]  I only drink functional drinks.
[00:00:10]  If I'm gonna put something in my body, I want it to have a function.
[00:00:12]  Like, I need food to live.
[00:00:14]  And I need liquid to live.
[00:00:15]  But if I'm gonna drink liquids, I like to drink functional liquids.
[00:00:18]  When people drink non-functional liquids, I just think, why?
[00:00:21]  So I've limited my liquids that I consume to the following.
[00:00:25]  Water, because it hydrates me.
[00:00:31]  There's random few guys in my house making noise.
[00:00:37]  Too many women.
[00:00:39]  Anyway.
[00:00:40]  Water, because it hydrates me.
[00:00:42]  Coffee, because it gives me energy of some sort.
[00:00:45]  Or a Red Bull or an energy drink, because there's a point to it.
[00:00:48]  I might have an orange juice because it's got some vitamins in there, for example.
[00:00:51]  Alcohol, because I'll get drunk.
[00:00:53]  Like, if I look at a liquid, I like to see what's the end result of consummation besides the fact that it hydrates me.
[00:00:59]  That's the reason I don't drink Coke.
[00:01:01]  The fuck does Coke give you?
[00:01:03]  Nothing.
[00:01:04]  Why drink Coke?
[00:01:05]  Why the fuck would you spend three pounds on a Coke when you can have an orange juice, a coffee, and a water?
[00:01:09]  If you have an orange juice, a coffee, and a water, you get hydrated, you get energy, and you get vitamins.
[00:01:14]  You get three things!
[00:01:15]  You drink a Coke, you get absolutely fucking nothing.
[00:01:18]  Whatever you drink, whatever you consume in a liquid form should have a function.
[00:01:22]  Now, I'm not saying it has to be healthy.
[00:01:24]  I'm saying it has to be functional.
[00:01:26]  Alcohol's not healthy, but sure, I'll shoot vodka all night.
[00:01:29]  Which female keeps coming in and out the door?
[00:01:33]  Filming.
[00:01:36]  Woman.
[00:01:38]  Anyway.
[00:01:40]  It needs to have a function.
[00:01:41]  You can't be just consuming pointless calories, wasting your life fucking drinking away on your Coca-Cola like a fucking dickhead.
[00:01:47]  No.
[00:01:48]  Look at what you're about to drink and find a function in it.
[00:01:52]  Even if it's negative for your health, if it gets you drunk, that's absolutely fine, but functional liquids are the only thing you should be drinking, gentlemen.
[00:01:57]  We live in a hard world.
[00:01:59]  It's not easy out here.
[00:02:00]  You haven't got time to be consuming something that doesn't give you at least a chance of getting superpowers.
[00:02:04]  Like Mario.
[00:02:05]  When he gets a fucking mushroom, he grows big and strong.
[00:02:07]  He wouldn't just run around eating mushrooms that don't do shit, would he?
[00:02:10]  No.
[00:02:11]  Same with fucking liquids.
[00:02:12]  Food?
[00:02:13]  Yeah.
[00:02:14]  Food's food.
[00:02:14]  Whatever.
[00:02:14]  I'm not even a big believer in a strict diet.
[00:02:16]  I eat whatever the fuck I want.
[00:02:17]  Eat some fruit and vegetables.
[00:02:19]  Eat some fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken.
[00:02:20]  It all works out fine at the end if you go to the gym enough.
[00:02:23]  As for liquids, your shit needs to be functional.