Tate on Plane Turbulence
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I don't give a fuck how tough you think you are. | |
Turbulence is scary. | |
I'm tired of being on a plane, and it starts to rattle, and it starts to, like, turbulence. | |
And I don't know about any of you, everyone's been in a bit of turbulence. | |
I've been in real turbulence. | |
Like, I've been in that turbulence that, like, makes the news where three people were injured and all that shit. | |
I've been in the turbulence where you're, like, fucking all over the fucking place, and even the air stewardess is screaming. | |
When that bitch starts screaming, you know you're in fucking trouble. | |
So I've been in real turbulence. | |
And I hate when I tell people my story, my turbulence story, like, Well, you know that air travel is the safest form of travel. | |
Don't come at me with statistics, motherfucker. | |
I know statistics. | |
I know turbulence shouldn't crash a plane. | |
Let me tell you something. | |
Put your stupid ass sitting next to me while we're bouncing all over the fucking place, the stewardesses are crying, the person next to you is praying, every fucking baby and every child is screaming, and there's fucking food and drinks going everywhere, and you show me your calm ass face reciting fucking statistics. | |
Fuck you. | |
Turbulence is scary. | |
There's not much I'm scared of. | |
But I am scared of planes because I think If a plane crashed, it's 50-50, it might kill me. | |
I wouldn't die in a car crash. | |
I mean, I drive a car, yeah, you crash, seatbelt, whatever. | |
I'd live for that. | |
That, for sure, that won't kill me. | |
But a plane crash might kill me, 50-50 chance. | |
So, for that reason, I'm afraid. | |
But I've got a turbulence story that I was actually going to tell on this video. | |
But I've realized, I can tell you my turbulence story. | |
You guys don't give a fuck. | |
And you're all going to sit there and go, oh turbulence, oh so, I've been in turbulence. | |
You haven't been in turbulence like I have, one. | |
And two, you're going to pretend turbulence ain't scary when it fucking is. | |
Someone always busts out a statistic on me. | |
Next time someone busts out some airline statistic when I tell them that turbulence is scary, I'm going to slap them in their fucking face. | |
And you know what I'm going to say? | |
People don't die from slaps. |