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Sean Strickland is a professional mixed martial artist and the current UFC middleweight champion. He is from Corona, California and has been competing professionally since 2008. He joins Theo in Las Vegas the day after getting escorted out of UFC 296 for fighting with Dricus Du Plesis in the stands. The two will fight for the 185 pound UFC belt at UFC 297 on January 20th in Toronto. Theo and Sean discuss breakdowns in the current structure of society, who Sean would date if he was forced to date a male UFC Fighter, Sean’s ongoing beef with Dricus Du Plesis, and the turbulent environment Sean grew up in. Sorry it took so long to get this one out. Lotta red tape. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Prize Picks: Download the Prize Picks app and use CODE: THEO. Prize Picks will match your deposit up to $100. Keeps: Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to https://keeps.com/THEO to get a special offer Better Help: This show is sponsored by BetterHelp - go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew: Go to http://bluechew.com and use code THEO to receive your first month FREE - just pay $5 shipping. Shopify: Go to http://shopify.com/theo to sign up for a $1-per-month free trial. ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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	Today's episode was taped live at the Durango Casino and Resort over in Las Vegas, Nevada.
	And we are grateful to them for letting us spend time at their beautiful place for gambling and fun and joy.
	If you like it, you will like it.
	That's Durango Casino and Resort.
	Thank you for letting us tape your episode, our episode over there.
	Today's guest is the current middleweight champion of the UFC.
	He grew up in one of the rougher areas of Southern California.
	He is a complex individual.
	That's for damn sure.
	He's a dang 30-sided Rubik's cube of a human.
	But he's an undeniable talent in the world of fighting.
	There's something just, there's something extremely lovable about the guy.
	And he's not afraid to speak his mind.
	Now, how good is his mind?
	That's TBD.
	But I'm very thankful for his time.
	And it was a joy to sit down with him.
	Today's guest is Mr. Sean Strickland.
	Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song I've been singing I'm going to stay I'm going to stay
	All right, I'm ready, guys.
	We're ready.
	Yeah, we're ready.
	Get the dick wet.
	Yeah, huh?
	Well, I don't know.
	I mean.
	We got to pay for it.
	There's just a lot of other terms we could use.
	Yeah, I guess that's the one way to do it.
	Yeah, a lot of, so for people that don't know, you're the middleweight champion of the world, right?
	Yeah, fucking weird, right, man?
	Yeah, the UFC's really lowered their standards.
	Used to be class, and they let my ass in here.
	You know, fucking A. How's your latte?
	Good?
	It's okay, man.
	I just needed something.
	I don't do drugs or alcohol, so.
	Not anymore.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's good, dude.
	Good call, yeah.
	And it's so then it's slim pickings on what do you use to get you going, you know?
	Yeah, or something like that.
	Smelling like that.
	We all got an addiction.
	You know, we all got an addiction.
	Mine's, you know, caffeine.
	Are you?
	Is it really?
	Oh, yeah.
	I fucking crush it, dude.
	I fucking crush it.
	Oh, wow.
	How much can you have in one day, you think?
	Oh, dude, I'll have like 10 cups of coffee in a day, especially on dieting.
	I just drink that shit instead of food.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	And do you still have the ability to eat or to use your hands?
	Ideally, I'd try not to eat.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, no, man.
	You're doing big fucking things, dude.
	You went from a white trash fucking redneck to interviewing Tucker fucking Carlson.
	You're doing big things.
	You're doing big fucking things.
	Dude, I can't believe they would let either one of us really have a job.
	Hey, you know what's weird about you, dude?
	And let me say one thing, and this is like honest to God, truth.
	Like, sometimes, dude, you say some genius shit.
	Like, you say some shit where, like, I'm like, fuck, I scratched my head.
	And sometimes you say some shit where I'm like, this man's fucking retarded.
	So I haven't quite figured out, dude, if you're a genius or a little bit of both, maybe a little bit of rain man in you, you know?
	Thanks, man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, look, I think it's like, I think sometimes it's hard for me to match up my thoughts and my words at the same time, you know?
	So I think sometimes it's like there's like a, if I really think about it, I think there's sometimes it's like my brain, I can't tell if my brain starts going before my mouth does.
	Yeah, yeah, you feel me.
	Or one or the other, you know, but I feel like some of the equivalency or whatever isn't like the gear shafts off or whatever, you know, or the like my, I don't know.
	Yeah, because you guys, before I started this, he was saying some clever shit, dude.
	Talking about all the pussy he paid for, like, but it was going really fucking good.
	Well, I wouldn't say I pay.
	Yeah, I would say, yeah.
	Have you ever paid for pussy?
	I don't know.
	You don't know.
	How do you know?
	It's a very simple question, dude.
	Have you ever took out your wallet and said, here's 20 bucks, blow me?
	Oh, no, nothing like that, brother.
	Dude, I'll tell you this.
	One time I went to Vietnam, right?
	And so I was a student, right?
	And we went there on school.
	Oh, yeah.
	No shit.
	What'd you study?
	Urban planning, dude.
	No shit.
	You're a college man, huh?
	Yeah, I'm an urban planner.
	Did you graduate?
	Yeah.
	Oh, here we do.
	Here I am thinking we're cut from the same club.
	This man's an educated man.
	I wouldn't say educated.
	I mean, yeah, I mean, I have like Microsoft Word or whatever on my computer.
	Yeah, there we go.
	But I wouldn't say, yeah.
	All right, dude.
	You know?
	I say you're in Vietnam, fucking lady boys.
	Well, tell me about it.
	No, no.
	Well, I got there, and whenever we got there, you can tell the taxi drivers or whatever to take you anywhere, right?
	And they will literally take you to a whorehouse.
	Yeah.
	You'd be like, anyway, like, take us to the hospital.
	My friend is bleeding to death and they'll drive you both off at the whorehouse, you know?
	And they'll try to like, you know, and your friend can barely get an erection because his pulse is low or whatever, you know, because of his, you know, his heart rate or whatever.
	Pussy will cure a lot of issues.
	Yeah.
	Like, I can't tell you how many times I've been really fucked up and you get some good pussy.
	You're like, you know, I guess it's not broken.
	We'll be at it.
	We'll go to hospital tomorrow.
	Oh, yeah.
	We'll do this shit tomorrow.
	It is true.
	Oh, the touch of a woman, I think, has always done that for men, you know?
	To me, dude, like, real talk, I can't pay for pussy, dude.
	I went to the Philippines.
	Yeah, I can't either.
	Yeah, like, I don't know why.
	Like, if a girl don't want to fuck me, I don't want to fuck her.
	Mind you guys, I got a girlfriend.
	I'm doing the right things.
	I'm doing the right things.
	I don't cheat on my chick.
	No.
	But, you know, back in the day, back in the day, if a girl don't want to fuck me, I generally don't want to do it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I didn't like, I mean, I would get, well, if I ever paid for women, I would.
	If I ever pay for, no, you can definitely pay for pussy, bro.
	I don't know.
	I mean, and this could also be.
	But there's nothing right.
	There's nothing wrong with that, bro.
	I mean, you know, you're helping the economy.
	You're fucking, you're paying for a service.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you're right.
	I think that there's definitely...
	But I'll tell you this, dude.
	I would be high on drugs and then I would hire an escort.
	Can you hear us okay?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I got you.
	I'll put it by.
	I generally don't.
	I get a little like fucking put big black inside.
	Really?
	You're fucking scary, dude.
	Maybe you made it more of a big shit.
	Nick or not?
	Should we put it somewhere else?
	Okay.
	No, we're good, dude.
	Because he looks caged up over there, does he?
	I feel really, well, we're in this fucking prostitute room.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's a nice way.
	You've got women on the brain today, huh?
	All I got is testosterone, bro.
	What do you think?
	That's all.
	All I want to do is fucking kill a man and, you know, fuck a woman, but I got a girlfriend.
	I'll cheat on her.
	yeah, sure, dude.
	You said that so many times.
	Me and her are wondering.
	But here's the thing, dude.
	Here's the thing: the moment I stop saying it, I'm going to put my dick in anything in the mood.
	I just got to make that positive affirmation.
	I'm not going to move.
	I'm not going to do it.
	I'm not going to do it.
	I'm not going to move then.
	Dude, well, but here's what would happen.
	I would do drugs.
	I would hire an escort, right?
	That's fair.
	They would come over.
	I'd be so high and scared, paranoid that there was like a guy with a gun or a pimp.
	And a lot of times it wouldn't be the same person in the pictures.
	I would go downstairs.
	would give the money to them and have them leave and I would be too scared to um And so, yeah, you'd be so scared because the craziest thing is inviting somebody over your house to have sex and you can't have sex.
	Then you're just, you know, just like.
	You just got to talk to them.
	Well, then you're just milling around for a while, you know, for an hour or something.
	What do you have?
	What do you, when you talk to a hooker, what do you say?
	Like, hey, how's your day?
	Just ask them where they're from or whatever.
	Where are you from?
	How'd you get here?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	What else?
	What else?
	Do you eat any good stories from them?
	What do you, do you have any hobbies?
	I guess.
	I don't know if that's a crazy.
	But yeah, dude, I mean, how many dicks have you sucked today?
	I mean, we'd ever wonder that.
	I've always have always wondered, like, okay, you get a hooker.
	And say you're like the last client of the night.
	Okay.
	Like, there's a lot of fucking semen to get through.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, have you ever wondered that?
	Like, what number of my, what tag did I get?
	Yeah, I think you wonder where, yeah, how you, yeah, I guess what you're going to, yeah, I guess where you can be for the lady or whatever.
	Yeah.
	I think, yeah, you don't want to, like, if a lady comes and she's got, she's seemed like she's been sweating and stuff.
	It's like, at that point, I think you just kind of coach them up, you know?
	You're almost more of a.
	Do you take an exam and do you look for like an eraser burn before?
	Like, dude, I'm telling you, I would be so high.
	I would literally go downstairs, crack the door because I'd be so scared that they would have a, um, like a pimp or an officiant or whatever, you know, or a or a commander or whatever.
	I don't know what a lot of hookers have, but it's like, and then I would put the money outside of the door, give it to them, and then kind of go like that or whatever.
	And, and that doesn't mean they're Asian or whatever, but I would just like do like that.
	And then this would be the craziest part, though.
	I would still be texting them like, did you get home?
	Okay.
	That would be the craziest shit.
	And they're like, leave me the fuck alone.
	Well, you're a lover, bro.
	You're a nice guy.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I think the whole thing just scared me, man.
	But I always, if I would, yeah, like women have always had like, that's, you know, it has had a big effect on me.
	I mean, how do you get laid now?
	Dude, it must be hard, right?
	Like, to get laid now.
	Like, you just can't go fuck the average woman.
	Like, how do you, how do you get your dick wet now?
	Well.
	I mean, it's hard, right?
	Like, you're, you're a fucking famous guy, dude.
	Yeah, it's.
	Yeah, I don't, I mean, I guess I. I mean, let me say it's easy, but it's easy, but then it's also like, you know.
	Well, I think you get scared that girls are trying to, like, like, like, I think you, not use you for like, I think I get scared that I don't want to communicate with girls, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Because they're going to see, yeah, and just ask them to show your pussy and the Theo Vaughn's asking to show my pussy.
	I don't want to use that.
	I would use like some charades or something, or, you know, like maybe do like a, um, I'll send like two gifts.
	You know, one is like a curtain open like that, and then a picture of a cat is the second one.
	Okay, just to lead them on a little bit, yeah.
	Yeah, but I wouldn't say like, let me, you know, you have to do a lot of.
	Do you ever send a picture of your dick?
	Never.
	Not a Snapchatter?
	I've sent a picture of my buddy Jason's dick there.
	My buddy Jason used to, for like, this is a few years back, but I'm sure he would still let us use it.
	I don't know if like you can use it more than once, but for 10 bucks, he'd let you send his cock to a gal.
	Was it a good-looking dick?
	Was it big?
	It was, but it was.
	It was like one of those kind of unique mushrooms.
	I feel like, you ever had that chicken where they put those weird-looking mushrooms kind of with it?
	Oh, yeah, no, I got you.
	Like that Rich Place chicken or something.
	That Rich Place chicken.
	That gravy and that weird mushroom.
	Do you know, man?
	I have like, I have a weird opinion looking at dicks.
	Like, here's the thing, dude.
	Yeah.
	Let's just say we're in a urinal.
	Here's the thing because we have to say, you know, I'll tell you.
	Let's just say you're in a urinal room.
	Okay, yeah.
	Right.
	And you're standing next to me and you pull your dick out.
	I'm going to look.
	I'm going to look at your dick.
	I'm not gay, but it's like, you know, me and you're pissing next to each other.
	I might look at your dick just to see what Theo Juan's working with.
	I'm curious.
	Yeah.
	But you know what annoys me?
	Like, you'll be in a locker room change with the boys, right?
	And like you're naked and you'll get some people like, they don't want to look at the dick.
	They don't want to look at your, or they look away.
	They're like, they're offended by your dick.
	And I'm like, dude, I'm like, I take it as a personal insult if you don't want to look at my dick.
	And I'll tell you why.
	I'll tell you why.
	No, I'll tell you why, dude.
	I'll tell you why.
	You will sit there in the fucking wee hours of the night, middle of the night, just beating your little fucking dick off all night long, the big dicks, all different colors of dicks, all the dicks, right?
	We're on the interwebs on the interwebs.
	And like, so you're sitting there beating your dick off, and then you come time to look at my dick, and you like, you're offended by my dick.
	Like, fuck you, dude.
	You're a fucking.
	At the end of the day, like, I mean, if you.
	Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't.
	Like, that's closet homosexuality.
	Like, if you can't look at my dick without, like, feeling shame, maybe you're gay.
	And ain't nothing wrong with being gay, dude.
	Ain't nothing wrong with it.
	I don't, yeah, look, I don't, I mean, look, and we might, who, one of us could be gay.
	Who knows?
	Anything gay, ever.
	Well, hold on.
	I want to think about this.
	I think if you look at a guy's wiener, and I'm just going to, say you look at a guy's wiener, and then if you open, like if like your first reaction, I think is if your mouth opens.
	I'm just trying to think of what are some signals that a dude might have some homosexuality in him.
	And then I don't think, yeah, I think that's you're kind of right, man.
	I think a guy should be able to say, look, that's my dick.
	That's my dick, dude.
	And I'll compliment the dick, dude.
	I'll compliment the dick.
	Nice dick, Randy.
	Yeah.
	No, there's a.
	Yeah.
	Wow, buddy.
	There's this guy named Carl Big U. See, you got a big black guy, big African, big African man, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	So he's wearing a singlet, you know, a singlet.
	Oh, yeah.
	No cup, dude, no cup.
	And he has this big, old, fucking, big old black dick.
	And I say black dick as opposed to a normal colored dick because I feel like a black dick, like it's a little bit more like, you know, long.
	And this man's wearing a singlet and his dick is like, I mean, it was like here.
	And then he's like, hey, Sean, let me show you something.
	And he like gets against the wall and he spreads his legs.
	He's like, come put your head right here in a single leg.
	And I'm like, Carl, like, I dude, I think you got a good looking dick, I think it's big, I think it's girthy.
	You know, I think you could impregnate a lot of women with that dick, yeah, but I'm not gonna put my hair on your dick.
	And he's, and what did y'all do?
	I said, No, I'm not gonna do it, and then I'm like, and I said, But hey, he'll do it.
	Another guy can't put his head on his dick.
	He said, I'll use a thing to roll out my legs.
	You ever use those leg rolls?
	Oh, that's what it felt like.
	That's what it felt like.
	I mean, here's things that are a lot of large black men have made.
	So it's like, you know, you're in a locker room and you're just like, oh, we had a guy, this dude, I've told this story, but he at our school and he would come and pee right over your back when we were kids, right into the pisser.
	This dude, Mr. Larry, he was at our elementary school for so long.
	At a certain point, they just make you a janitor, right?
	And yeah, he'd come right in and just piss right over your back.
	But yeah, I guess, you know what?
	There should be a different attitude.
	Yeah, because it is such a thing where you're just like talking to people in the locker room, but you're like talking at weird angles.
	And you also don't want to look a dude in the eye.
	Now, it's weird to look a guy in the eye that's naked, I think.
	And also, because there's both an energy that you both know you can't look at the guys.
	I don't have that energy.
	I don't have that energy.
	If you got a big dick, I don't got a big dick.
	I mean, my dick, I would say it's average.
	It's a little bit thick.
	I got a thicker penis.
	I'm not going to say it's like extra long, but it's like it's thick, you know?
	Yeah.
	At least that's what they say to make me feel better.
	I don't know.
	But I definitely got the big ones hurt speech.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, no, but not for me.
	Yeah.
	You got the good size dick.
	The big ones hurt.
	Have you got that speech?
	I don't know if I've gotten that.
	I'm going to have to look.
	I mean, but are you wearing these little spandex, bro?
	it's the little dick outline, you know?
	Oh, I was, bro, I definitely, I'm, I, I, How old were you first started drinking off?
	Oh, let me think for a second.
	Not that old.
	Well, not that old, bro.
	I mean, like a timeframe.
	Oh, my bad.
	Probably maybe 13. I remember I found some.
	That's an old age started dricking off, dude.
	Is it?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	I mean, I was like telling the Rogan about this, man, you know?
	Like, by the way, Rogan, it wasn't cool what you said about me.
	I'm a fucking nice guy.
	From last night?
	Yeah, it wasn't cool.
	I'm going to bring up with the Rogan.
	Okay.
	But like, dude, we had a communal porn box, you know?
	Like, you had siblings.
	No, like my house, bro.
	Like, my dad had one, you know?
	Oh, yeah.
	I used to bike across town to go use my buddy's dad.
	Hell yeah.
	Me?
	I'm 43. Oh, dude, but you had the hard living.
	Like, kids these days, man, like, how do you not?
	Like, how do you, like, you just pick up your fucking cell phone and type in porn hub, bro?
	Like, how do you not?
	I know.
	Yeah, if I were a child, I could not probably.
	Oh, I'd have a problem, dude.
	Oh, I'd be dumb in that hammer all day, baby.
	I guess kids these days aren't fucking.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's a lot of rumors you hear, you know?
	And you can't ask them, hey, are you fucking?
	Because you're an adult.
	That's the weird part.
	Say you just pretend that I guess you just.
	Unless you're an MMA coach, man.
	A lot of coaches aren't fucking their shoot-ins.
	But no, like, no, this is fact, dude.
	Kids these days, they ain't fucking anymore.
	Yeah.
	They're fucking weak, dude.
	They're just weak men.
	But do you think that, but why is there a correlation, you think, between, or like a connection between weak and not fucking?
	You think?
	Well, here's the thing, man.
	Yeah.
	Here's the thing.
	I think that the testosterone level of man is like vastly decreasing, but I think it's just kind of like, I think it's what they want, bro.
	I think it's like what the system wants.
	They want you to be a weak man.
	If you're a weak man, you don't want to fuck.
	Well, they want you to be.
	I mean, if you look at China, right?
	China is, they don't, like, you ever been to China?
	No.
	I don't think I could go, dude.
	I talk way too much shit on China.
	Winnie the Pooh and shit.
	Yeah, oh, yeah.
	Fuck yeah.
	Oh, China, they don't, they don't, I don't, but the people there, they don't even seem, and I don't mean this to be offensive, they seem like bots.
	Like they don't even, like they all, like it just seems like a they're just working and they're, it doesn't seem like there's any real life.
	I always say if I had life in prison and I wasn't a fucking dude, I'd rather be a Chinaman.
	Really?
	They're soft, bro.
	They're soft people.
	Are they?
	Delicate.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	Oh, they're delicate.
	They're hairless.
	Yeah, you know, they make good ladyboys.
	Yeah.
	I mean, like, that's a situation where I'd be like, all right, well, I want to be Sarah Shell with a ladyboy Chinaman.
	But, you know, but I mean, it just, dude, the world's getting fucking soft, dude.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, let me think about it.
	So the world's getting soft.
	Like, okay, we'll talk about last night.
	Okay.
	You get this fucking chondricus.
	And like, we live in this world now where people just could say whatever the fuck they want.
	And I don't think that helps people get like hard, right?
	So it's like, I could go online right now, I go on the interwebs and I could start telling you, go fuck yourself, fuck your mother, fuck your girlfriend, fuck you.
	And any kind of recourse that you do, you'll get in trouble for.
	Like right now, I mean, you don't got a girlfriend or anything, right?
	You got a girlfriend.
	I don't have a girlfriend, but I met your girlfriend at the Slap Pod.
	Yeah, really sweet girl, right?
	But let's just say right now you had a girlfriend or someone you loved.
	I can get up right now and be like, hey, you know, you know, blah, blah, blah.
	She's a whore, this and that.
	And you technically can't do anything to me.
	And if you do something to me, you will go to prison.
	Right.
	But like, dude, we weren't always like that.
	Oh, that needs to be the case.
	Oh, fuck that.
	If you said something you had, if Twitter was in real life.
	You'd fucking die.
	But you were celebrated.
	I mean, you know, take Andrew Jackson, for instance, one of the greatest presents we've ever had.
	You know, he had some weird shit with the Indians, but we don't.
	Different timing, guys.
	Different fucking time.
	But, you know, this man killed a man because he implied his wife was a whore.
	Just the pure implication of your wife is a whore.
	He killed this man.
	One of the greatest men of our fucking time.
	And now it's like, you know, the government is like slowly just took the nuts away from men.
	You know, like even like, so yeah, I agree with you, man.
	I think it's like.
	When's the last time that you got like pushed to a point to where you're like, I'd like to fuck this man up?
	Do you remember that off top of your head?
	Yeah.
	Tell us.
	When's the last time?
	Probably one month ago, maybe.
	What happened?
	Oh, I had somebody that just said I was working with that just fuck something up so bad.
	You know, and I was like, you know what?
	I would like to abuse this guy.
	Like to abuse him a little bit?
	Yeah.
	So, you know, a little different, but I'm saying, like, so you take Dreykus, you know, we get in this like, we get in this fucking heated fight, you know, he heated press conference.
	He starts talking about like child abuse and like, you know, your dad fucked you.
	Like, again, you guys, dad didn't fuck me.
	That didn't ever fucking happen, you guys.
	You know, I mean, we all have some bad memories, but we just all can, we chalk him up as bad dreams and we just move on from there, you know?
	Yeah.
	Or yeah.
	But yeah, if he didn't.
	But, you know, but regardless of the fact, it's like, so then I get put in the spot where like you have this man next to me.
	So it's like he, he's able to speak to me in a way that in all of human, all of human history, not even just America, you would never speak to a fucking man that way.
	You would never fucking do it.
	But what we have done, dude, we have made people so pathetic that we just sit there and say, yeah, say whatever you want.
	Say whatever you want.
	I'm just going to fucking take it.
	I'm just going to take it.
	Like, fuck it, dude.
	Like, America is one of the softest motherfuckers in the world.
	Well, a lot of it, I think you said, then I think you're probably talking about like civil law.
	Like everything has become a lawsuit.
	You're going to get fucking sued.
	You're going to go to jail, you know?
	Yeah, like when I was a kid, I know that if you said something that was fucked up, somebody would fuck you up, you know?
	Like, here's how you knew you couldn't say the N-word because you would say it and then.
	You'd get fucked up.
	Yeah.
	There wasn't like some big system online that would judge you, whatever.
	You knew, now, if you had a mixed buddy, he might let you slip it in after midnight or something.
	But if you were just a, you know, you know, every now and then there might be a phrase that you say, like, oh, shit, come on, man.
	Yeah, like, hey, let me, you know, give me a massive pass on that one.
	Yeah.
	Hey, man, it's leapier.
	Let me get one in, you know.
	But, like, so I'm at this press conference, right?
	And he's like talking about like child molestation, child abuse.
	Yeah, I saw it.
	Yeah, like, and here I am, dude.
	Like, now if I, now I'm in this weird position where I can't defend myself.
	Because say, like, say I'm like, hey, fuck you, man.
	Like, my dad never fucked me, but I'm going to come put my, if I, if I would have followed up with it, now what am I doing?
	I'm pretty much saying that like what you said by joking about like being abused or molested, like you, I'm somehow a weaker man for that.
	The fact that that, again, didn't happen to me, but if it did happen to me, I'm a weaker man.
	So by me being defensive and like clapping back and going back, now it's like, there's some things that were off limits.
	You know, you don't really talk about a man's wife.
	Yeah.
	You don't really, you know, you don't talk about a man's wife.
	You don't talk about a man's kids.
	And you don't talk about like fucking a kid being abused.
	These things were all off limits.
	And dude, like once he crossed that, it was like.
	And so was that the energy that was there whenever you guys were in this?
	I tried to ignore it.
	I tried to fucking ignore it.
	Were you sitting there thinking throughout the evening a little bit?
	Oh, yeah, I was boiling, dude.
	I just told myself, like, hey, just...
	Yeah, I just boil.
	Yeah, I just, I'm just saying there, like, you see, I'm just seeing that.
	I'm just ignore it.
	Just fucking ignore it.
	And then you stop talking shit.
	And I'm like, all right, fuck this guy.
	Well, when you say ignore it, was there already that voice, some of that remnants?
	Oh, yeah, you have that voice in your head.
	Like, curious man.
	And this is what, like, this is what people don't understand.
	Like, it's a crazy voice.
	I'm not just saying, oh, dude, I've like, dude, I have like, I don't know if it's like, I have that voice, dude.
	Yeah.
	Like, oh, it's bad.
	I mean, I'll go like 120 in a fucking 30 mile per hour.
	Like, I have that voice to such an extreme.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, it's like, it annoys me.
	But if it didn't even happen, why did it hurt you so much, though?
	I think it was the ability that he can say that people can say that.
	The fact that you can say that with impunity, and then it's kind of a weird situation, man.
	Cause like I got a, I got a big, deep fan base.
	And like, we all get, we all got fucked up.
	You know, we've all gone, most of us have gone through shit.
	Right.
	I mean, I could tell you how many guys do I know that have been molested?
	I mean, I know a lot.
	Oh, yeah.
	I know a lot of motherfuckers, a lot of men who've been molested.
	I know more women who talk about it.
	But I know a lot of guys and like, you know, my, you know, 2 a.m.
	hits are just bullshitting with them like, hey man, Sean, like when I was this age, this happens.
	Like, fuck, dude.
	I know.
	Now, my bad, dude.
	So to have this fucking cunt, like, make a joke about that.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, but this is the issue, dude, man.
	Like, back in the day, like, there were some repercussions.
	And there would be.
	There would still be.
	If Drake is, like, again, like.
	And maybe just generally touch the nerve that it's like, it's like just about like kids being abused, that kind of shit.
	I feel you, dude.
	There's some things that people could say.
	But there's so many, like, dude, I mean, you're 40. How many more years you got left on this lot?
	Earth?
	Probably, probably 30, 36. I mean, 30 if you're lucky, dude.
	I mean, you know what I'm saying?
	Dude, I'm fucking doing pretty good.
	I got a low blood pressure or whatever, but other than that, I'm fucking doing good.
	I mean, never know, dude.
	Okay, let's just say, let's just say even 20. 25. 25. All right, give me 25. All right.
	Give me at least 22, dude.
	I mean, so in the day, like, let's just say I'm going to die at 60. Everybody in my family dies young, right?
	So I got like 30 years.
	I can see that.
	I got like 30 years left.
	And you motorcycle too, don't you?
	Oh, yeah, I go hard too.
	Oh, yeah, dude.
	I go hard.
	Bro, you guys are the organ donors usually.
	Oh, for sure, dude.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, I woke up.
	I mean, look, you self-dep up my knees through my jeans.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, so anyways, it's like, I mean, I got 30 years left.
	What does that mean?
	What does that mean to me?
	I get to wake up every day and go fight and cut wade and eat a fucking cheeseburger.
	Like in the grand scheme of things, you like life is not that important.
	Right.
	Well, so what, I agree.
	I think when you die, like you're just like, all you care about, all the only things you feel about, like even, like even from like using DMT and stuff, you have that moment of what it feels like when you die and you don't remember any of life.
	All you remember is this.
	Are you religious man?
	Do you think you're going to go somewhere you die?
	I believe that you go back into the universe.
	I think the Lord could be over there.
	I think Jesus, you know, I think I'm sure Jesus and some of the other deities are milling around, you know?
	I'm sure they're in the locker room kind of like, oh, we got to get back out there.
	Sunday's coming up, JC.
	Yeah, see, I don't, I don't, I think, dude, I think whenever that fucking, whenever that brain goes off, you just darkness, bro.
	Just darkness.
	Nah, man, you evaporate into something really fucking beautiful.
	But I think the only feeling is just sheer joy.
	But I'm okay with that.
	Like, I'm like, so I think in what you do in life matters, but yeah, I mean, you could spend it how you want.
	Right now, life is good.
	I got money.
	I got a belt, dude.
	Everything is good.
	But like, you're going to pay me to go fucking relive my life.
	Like, you said, hey, Sean, you want to go hit the restart button?
	Like, fuck you.
	Really?
	Fuck no.
	But what if you got to a place one day where you were able to like be because at a certain point, I think like people from a tough environment become inspirations for people from a tough environment, you know?
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I mean, I get guys like, well, call me crying.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I've heard some of the shit you've got, man.
	You get some crazy shit too, dude.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We get some guys that have been through a lot of stuff, dude, and the guys that are perverts, everything.
	Were you parents together?
	My dad was real old.
	My dad was like 70. Oh, that's rough.
	It was just weird, man.
	I was just so embarrassed, you know?
	But, but yeah, we were just.
	I mean, your dad died, like when he died, my mom was just worked, and my mom didn't like it.
	Did your mom remarry?
	Yeah, she married a guy.
	He used to own a car wash.
	That was pretty cool.
	He always had that.
	He always had a bunch of change on him.
	No shit.
	Yeah, and we'd go fucking get all the change.
	That's nice.
	When your mom married, you always knew, oh, sorry for this, but it's funny.
	I always knew the kind of guy my mom was hooking up with was the kind of music she'd be listening to.
	So you'd get some like, you'd get some like, I'm not just joking, bro.
	Yeah.
	You'd get some like R ⁇ B or some shit, you know?
	Next thing you know, bro, there's a black guy hanging around.
	You get some like salsa music and you got one down the street.
	You're like, hell the fucking A. Yes, hello, fucking A, man.
	Did your mom date a lot then?
	I mean, she was married.
	I guess, yeah, she did date a lot.
	Well, how does that even make sense?
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	My mom, yeah, after my dad, she dated a couple guys, but not.
	Did she remarry?
	Yeah, she interrupted.
	Oh, she's doing good then.
	She's doing good.
	Yeah, she's doing good.
	She lives out in Arizona.
	My mom's a cool lady.
	You cool with his stepdad?
	He passed away.
	He was in the war or whatever, and then he passed away.
	What fucking war?
	Yeah, he was.
	What war, bro?
	I'm not sure, but he wore like a lot of gloves at the end of his life, and he liked having gloves on, I remember.
	The war, bro.
	You're 40 years old, dude.
	You got like, I don't think Vietnam happened.
	What war are you talking about, dude?
	The war.
	He was in the Great War in the Second War, 1942, 1912.
	Pull up a war, Nick.
	He was in the war.
	Desert Storm, bro?
	Like, what's war?
	He wasn't in Desert Storm, dude.
	No, he was in like the war.
	I don't know, maybe the war on drugs or something.
	Pull up recent wars or whatever.
	War on drugs.
	That was Bush's wife, right?
	The war.
	Yeah, what war are we talking about here, dude?
	Dude, you need it.
	Pick a war.
	Persian Gulf?
	Probably that K-Dub, maybe Korean War, maybe.
	Okay, what, 1950?
	I don't know.
	He would definitely, I know if we, you know what?
	I know he would take my mom to Chinese.
	This is what I'm talking about, guys.
	He would take my mom to Chinese food, but when the waiter walked off, he would fucking say something.
	But this is what I'm talking about with Theo, bro.
	I don't fucking know if he's a genius or fucking a d ⁇ .
	He just.
	It goes either way, dude.
	How about this?
	There's way many options in between.
	Well, you just said your dad, number two, was in the fucking war.
	Yeah, he was.
	He had a sword at the fucking house, dude.
	He left it to my mother.
	He left an autographed sword or whatever.
	I don't know what that is.
	Who the fuck autographed?
	The China man to kill.
	Jesus Christ, look at us.
	We don't know what the fuck that's.
	Hey, give this guy a bone, dude.
	When I did the Rogan podcast, what's Rogan's guy?
	What's Rogan's, like, Jamie?
	Jamie, dude.
	I was thrown off by Jamie.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	I think, I think Rogan, I think Roman abuses him, dude.
	I think he abuses him, dude.
	What he like.
	I don't know, dude.
	Did he stay up late or something?
	Like, I think I was picturing like a like a, like a, like a younger white nerdy kid.
	Yeah.
	You know, no, dude, he's angry.
	He's an angry man.
	He's fucking angry, bro.
	Who, Jamie?
	Jamie's angry.
	Is he?
	I don't know.
	He just seems like dialed in.
	He's like a marksman for information.
	But I think Rogan disciplines him.
	Ooh, you think?
	Yeah, because you'll see it, dude.
	Every now and then, Rogan will let that shit slip.
	There he is right there.
	Look how jacked he's getting, too.
	Yeah, dude.
	That's not Jamie.
	That's Jamie on the left.
	Can you zoom in on him?
	Oh, man, dude.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, but like, every now and then you'll see Rogan discipline him.
	Yeah.
	Like, he'll speak out a turn and you'll see it on like you, I mean, your guys have seen that.
	But he'll just like discipline.
	Like, no, no, Jamie, not that.
	The other one.
	Oh, yeah.
	Like, you could tell it's like that abusive father that like, you know, is at the soccer game that like slips a little bit.
	And you're like, oh, shit, I wonder what it's like when you're at home by himself.
	Yeah.
	So I think Jamie, I think Jamie gets fucked up a little bit.
	I wonder if he does some things or anything like that to him.
	What if he has a little thing under the thing where he presses it?
	No, dude, what's the thing?
	The four fingers, dude?
	Yo, Jamie, let us know, dude.
	Let us know if you're in danger.
	But yeah, no, I think he gets disciplined.
	But you can tell, like, Theo don't discipline his guys.
	They look happy.
	I don't know about that.
	We get into some shit sometimes.
	I mean, but sometimes it's tough because you're thinking and they're thinking and you're not the same brain.
	And so you're both trying to figure out like- We don't know about you.
	We haven't decided yet.
	The war yet.
	We haven't fucking decided yet, dude.
	This guy's taking...
	This guy has fucking...
	Oh, we got...
	And two of them are CT.
	And I'm the fucking deranged guy, dude.
	You just attacked a guy in a fucking movie theater last night, and I'm the fucking crazy guy.
	Well, hey, here's the thing, man.
	When the time comes to it, if the time comes to it where I need to kill a man, I hope that I fucking man up and do it.
	How would you do it?
	Well, it depends how bad I wanted to kill him.
	Yeah.
	Is it going to be a beating?
	Is it going to be a choking?
	Is it just going to be sheer pressure?
	You know what it is, man?
	From like a psychological perspective, I think it's like, what do they say?
	I have like antisocial personality disorder.
	Yeah.
	You know what that is?
	Really?
	I don't know if I see that though.
	You seem pretty social.
	Like you seem, I didn't know.
	I learned it.
	I saw you, when I remember seeing you at slap fights, I remember thinking, you know, there's something extremely charming about Sean.
	There's something that is very extremely like.
	High functioning sociopath.
	I wouldn't say high functioning.
	High functioning.
	Okay.
	No offense, dude.
	Come on, these guys are autographed fucking war memorabilian.
	Bro, I'm fucking trying to help you get a free sword when my mother passes away.
	You're not even fucking being cool about it, dude.
	I don't want it from the dead Chinaman, bro.
	But no, they would go to the Chinese buffet and fucking, they loved it, and it was like pretty cheap.
	And so, but as soon as the waiter walked off, my fucking stepdad would say a bunch of shit about him.
	Hey, you know what?
	You know, it's funny to me, the Chinaman.
	So I hit a Chinaman once, like driving.
	You hit one?
	Yeah, like it was my fault.
	Well, it's, but yeah, but they've done it so much.
	I remember, dude, like, yeah, that's what I thought.
	They started it for sure.
	I remember the moment, like, because I got out to go check on the guy.
	I put him into a fucking wall, dude.
	Airbags deployed.
	Airbags fucking deployed.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	So I go and I remember like to go check on it.
	Well, dude, I mean, like, dude, literally fucking 50 miles, 60 miles per hour to the side of a fucking wall.
	Like, the guy was probably fucked up a little bit.
	Yeah.
	So anyways, I go and the first thing I think is like, oh my God, I hit an Asian.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But then a part of me was like, man, it's almost probably bad karma.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you think, well, I don't know if I have it.
	I'll tell you this.
	I remember this.
	Chinese guy, he could have been also maybe Korean, but he hit me one time.
	Oh, dude, I love that skit you did with the little Asian guy, the short dude motherfucker.
	He's your father.
	Oh, yeah, Riley Mao.
	China man, dude.
	The Chinaman, dude.
	Well, he's Polynesian, I think.
	He definitely got a famous sauce out of it.
	Oh, yeah.
	I fought a Chinaman in the Philippines.
	Dude, look at you, bro.
	Japanese guys.
	Nice guy, dude.
	Nice guy.
	BS five rounds.
	But yeah, no, that was a funny one.
	Did you learn where he's from yet?
	Is he from the China land?
	No, this guy's from Hawaii, and I'll say this about him.
	He's never ejaculated in his life.
	No.
	Yeah, he has some sort of...
	Who's never jerked off?
	This kid, Raleigh Mao.
	And he has Asperger's or something in his loins or whatever.
	Wait, he's never jerked off?
	Never in his life, buddy.
	And not even in his sleep has he ejaculated.
	Does he fuck?
	No.
	No.
	No, no, no, no.
	He's never fucked.
	I don't know.
	What the fuck does that mean?
	They can't make it in the hole.
	I didn't say that.
	I'm just saying.
	Small people can't fuck.
	I don't know.
	Dude, sometimes, bro, real talk.
	Honestly, dude, a plane crashes, right?
	You got to eat an ethnicity out of the game.
	Asian, soft, tender.
	Man, dude.
	I've been saying that.
	And people disagree with me in the street.
	I think dark meek would be tough.
	Like masculine, vascular, you know?
	Black people are in.
	It's dense.
	And now if you're having a big dinner, if you're having a Thanksgiving or something and you're still out there with.
	Like, I don't pay for sexy, but like, does he just not want to fuck?
	What's the deal?
	He has some type of STD?
	No, I guess he first.
	So why does he can't fuck?
	Bro, we used to have, I used to have a couple of mentally unwell buddies, and we would go to the Ramada, dude, and steal all the fucking plants out of the lobby and stuff while the guy was out there smoking.
	Were you the buddy?
	No, you were the men, Jim Wells.
	These guys were awesome, bro.
	A lot of mentally unwell people are doing great, too.
	We had a guy on here named Chris Nickic.
	He won the Iditarod.
	What the fuck's the Iditarod?
	Iron Man.
	No shit.
	Yep.
	Look at this, Sean.
	Look at that neck, dude.
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh, definitely.
	Do you think, does he fuck?
	He's like, how autistic is he?
	I know.
	He wanted to go date.
	He wanted to go out with women.
	He wanted me to hook him up with women.
	He likes blonde-haired women.
	Yeah, but I'm just simply saying, dude, like, at what point?
	I think, look, I'll say this.
	If he was on a like sex team, I bet I would let him bet.
	Can he live on his own?
	Can he live on his own?
	Does he like, does he need a chaperone?
	Dude, he can swim 100 miles.
	How the fuck does it mean he can't fucking.
	You think he can't make a cereal, dude?
	He can swim 100 miles.
	Straight, Sean.
	You think this dude can't fucking make up a fucking crepe or something at the house if he wants it?
	Okay, but you think he can't find the waste basket?
	Look at this dude who can do 90 chin-ups in a row.
	Oh, this is a true story.
	So I went into the Rogan podcast, right?
	And dude, Rogan put me up in a nice little spot.
	Oh, you have four seasons?
	It was a midget convention, bro.
	I shit you not.
	I'm not even fucking joking to the one day convention.
	And so literally, dude, it was just like, I feel like it was like a tender, bro.
	Like all these are just going there shacking up and fucking each other.
	Really?
	And I don't hate on it, bro.
	I mean, I don't fucking hate on it, but I'll never forget.
	I'll never forget, dude.
	Mean, angry little, angry little fucking, little person.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, yeah, some people say a little person.
	Some people don't care.
	Some of them care.
	Some of them don't.
	I know.
	I have a friend.
	Some of my friends that they say little people.
	I don't know enough.
	I don't have a consensus to know what's the best thing to do.
	So I'm in an elevator, right?
	And this like series, like this really fucked up one, like the cripple one comes in.
	What do you mean, the crippled one?
	Like in like in a wheelchair.
	Oh, wow.
	So how little at that point, you're down to a foot and a half, huh?
	There's like a little angry looking little dude, you know?
	And every now and then you get some good looking.
	Oh, yeah.
	My buddy's, my mom's ex-husband, same guy that died, the war guy.
	And he, his best friend, married a little person.
	Oh, no shit.
	And they had a child that was a little person.
	That's so fucked up, dude.
	And he, no, it was a good little kid.
	I'd be so pissed off, dude.
	Look at that.
	Are you telling me that?
	Boy, I'd be pissed on.
	Shody, looking nice, boy.
	Imagine that, dude.
	Imagine you tell your girl it's time to go and she's like, nah.
	Pick her up, walk away.
	That's a fucking move, bro.
	This dude is a war.
	That dude is a king, bro.
	No, yeah, he's a king of little people.
	But that's Tyrann.
	What's his name?
	Tyrannus?
	Joffrey Tyranny.
	So anyway, let me finish my fucking story, dude.
	So this fucking, this little cripple backs his ass up in the elevator, right?
	And there's a little by the number pad.
	And she goes, oh, what number do you need?
	I was like, oh, you know, number like eight or some shit.
	You know, you know, Rogan put me at the very bottom floor.
	I was in no penthouse, but it was nice.
	So, you know, it was nice.
	I'd expect a little bit.
	I mean, how much is Rogan?
	How much is your net worth, bro?
	Come on.
	You can't, you can't give me a sweet.
	You can't give me a bode or some shit, dude.
	What the fuck, Rogan?
	I mean, what the fuck, bro?
	You know what I'm saying?
	You can't buy me a dinner, dude.
	You just fucking, you put me in you with the mid.
	Yeah, I think you might get the fuck with me, too.
	Because you know Rogan would do that.
	Like, hey, that's fine as a hotel.
	There's a little person convention.
	So anyways, I tell this.
	Did you tell him they were there when you went?
	No, man.
	You know, me and Rogan, dude, you know, it's like, we're like friend enemies.
	So anyways, like, so I tell the little person, like, you know, number seven.
	And she looks at me.
	She's like, I wasn't talking to you.
	I was talking to him.
	And I was like, fuck.
	Like, you're an angry little person.
	But did you say like, hey, number seven?
	No, I'm polite.
	I'm a polite man, dude.
	Really?
	Anyways, but yeah, so what I'm thinking, dude, the little people are mean.
	Yeah.
	They're not like the hobbits, bro.
	They're like the other people.
	I'm trying to think.
	Was there some little people that were famous for being mean?
	I'm trying to think.
	I don't know.
	Dude, my favorite show growing up was that show.
	You fucking.
	God, man.
	I don't know, dude.
	The second I'm trying to have any decent thoughts here, everything you said, Sean, has taken me completely into the 11th.
	By the way, you guys, if somebody would ask me right now, hey, Sean, would you fucking, I wouldn't be like, I want, I don't know, like, no, I'm good, man.
	It's not really my type.
	This man, if someone put a gun to my head right now and they said, Sean, do you think Theo Vaughn has ever fucked me?
	I don't know what I would say.
	I think I would, I would really, and I'm, dude, I'm impressed.
	I'm impressed, dude.
	And here's the thing.
	I have this buddy.
	I'm not going to name the guy.
	But like.
	You could say if he's a black guy or not, though.
	Oh, he's definitely black for sure.
	Where this is going.
	Like, I admire you as a man.
	He's a brave guy.
	For putting your dick in that.
	Yeah.
	We're talking about like methadix, dude.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, yeah.
	He's a good looking dude.
	It's a lot of pussy.
	Good looking dude.
	I would get so scared, I think, if somebody was like really...
	Yeah, I would just, oh, there were some women that I would just be like, this is just, I don't need to be doing this.
	They don't need to be doing this.
	You know, it was just not the best meeting.
	Yeah, no, no, I bet you've done some dirty shit, dude.
	You just seem like that.
	You got a mullet, bro.
	I bet you got some stories, dude.
	Just because I look like shit doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.
	Why are you a bad guy for fucking horse?
	That doesn't make you a bad guy.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Might make you a scumbag, but I'm not a bad guy.
	Yeah.
	But also, here's the thing.
	A lot of women are looking for sex.
	Well, a lot of women are having a self-sex these days, which is crazy anyway.
	That's one thing that's a little bit.
	I'll say one thing about women, dude, and this is something that needs to be said.
	Oh, yeah.
	No.
	I don't know.
	I'm curious as to what it is.
	Think about like every mass shooting ever happened.
	Okay.
	Like every mass shoot never happened.
	At one point, that man went to go get some pussy.
	Yeah.
	He went to go get some pussy.
	He had some woman say like, nah, fuck, I ain't gonna suck your dick.
	I ain't gonna suck your dick.
	And what I'm saying to you is women need to put out more.
	Because no man has ever walked into a mall or a school and say, no, I got so much fucking pussy.
	I got so much fucking pussy, guys.
	I just couldn't fucking take it.
	I couldn't fucking take it.
	So.
	Yeah, you don't see Ric Flair.
	Yeah, oh my God, dude, so much pussy.
	I'm going to lose my shit.
	You don't see him shooting up a Chili's bar in the East.
	So what I'm saying is, like, at what point don't women take responsibility for not putting out putting out.
	But do you think men are appropriate?
	Do they men behave appropriately enough and operate appropriately enough to deserve?
	Like, that's another thing.
	Here's the thing.
	A lot of dudes show up pretty much like, you know, dudes will drive by just yelling, pussy from me, and shit like that.
	It's like, that's not even taking a woman out, you know?
	For every really hot woman you guys meet, they won't fuck you.
	Guess what?
	She's fucking somebody else.
	Like, what I'm saying, though, is about that.
	So, like, say you go meet a princess.
	Okay.
	You meet this chick that you fucking love this chick.
	Yeah.
	You fucking love this chick.
	She's your world.
	You want to marry her?
	Oh, yeah.
	And say she's not putting out.
	Well, I guarantee, dude, she's not putting out for you, but she's putting out for somebody else.
	So what I'm saying, dude, women, man, root of all problem.
	We shouldn't have a fucking vote, dude.
	You think?
	Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
	Women suck, dude.
	But men vote for all kinds of shitty things.
	Look at that fucking.
	Well, why do women vote for that?
	Because the thing is getting pussy.
	For every liberal, for every liberal man, he's doing it because there's some dirty liberal feminist woman he's trying to fuck.
	Oh, that could be true.
	That's a weird that.
	Now, that's a pretty good thing.
	Anytime, no, this is facts.
	This is fucking facts.
	I don't know if it is.
	What is it?
	Every time, no, it's facts, bro.
	It's facts.
	Every time a man is with a liberal woman, dude, you just see the fucking soul just being sucked out of his body.
	Liberal women, bro.
	Fucking A. Got to put him back in the fucking kitchen, dude.
	Well, I think if you want to think about, God, there's so many things going on here.
	I don't know how you survived, Sean.
	You're wild.
	It's true, though, dude.
	It's true, though.
	What is one good thing?
	Well, let's talk about one thing at a time.
	Okay, what's one good thing a woman never added to society?
	Well, you could start off with Amelia Earhart.
	Bitch got lost.
	Okay.
	Look, we prefer the term MIA.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Okay.
	But yeah, she's still missing.
	I will say that, right?
	Yeah.
	But that, I mean, I mean, look, that bitch should not be blind to play.
	Picture, dude, of her getting in his plane.
	You're like, if this lady isn't going just to the mall, we're fucked.
	Like what I'm saying, dude.
	Let's look at American.
	Look at this and 19 women, Nick?
	But we gave women too much power.
	Look at Kamla Harrison, bro.
	We gave these bitches too much power.
	Oh, dude.
	But we did it for pussy, dude.
	And this is what I try to tell you guys.
	Okay, this is what I'm, this is the part of the thing.
	We do it for pussy.
	We do it for fucking pussy.
	You think guys are saying, hey, I want to make love to this lady, so I'm going to give them the right to vote or the right to that, like, I guess, right?
	But when you're a kid, like, you know, you compromise yourself to get laid.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, but I'm saying, dude, and this is what I'm trying to tell you guys.
	Yeah, what is it?
	Like, there used to be, again, I'm not a fucking, I'm not a Muslim.
	I don't believe in that shit.
	You know, I believe, like, take off the fucking Burqa.
	Slims, we call them.
	Yeah, Slims, bro.
	Take off the Burka, put on a bikini, you know, what's that, what's that little porn star name?
	Mila Katif?
	Oh, uh.
	The Willie Katana, huh?
	I don't fucking know her, dude.
	I don't know.
	I don't watch it.
	Yeah, but they're watching for sure, dude.
	I have a feeling now, though.
	You know, Zuck?
	I bet Zuck is in some weird shit, dude.
	Mark Zuckerberg.
	But that's because of money.
	He's not banned by Instagram, dude.
	Nobody.
	Is he?
	But rich people get into weird stuff because they run out of because just fucking becomes something poor people do.
	Dude, but we got off subject.
	We're talking about men.
	Yeah, we got off every, we haven't been on a subject.
	We're talking about men and women here, dude.
	Where we is that we're talking about?
	Yeah, we're talking about men and women.
	So like what I'm saying, dude, men used to be men.
	Like there used to be a time in a place you were like, go fucking chop down trees and, you know, go fucking conquer nations, go fight the Indians.
	And then all of a sudden, bro, we just let these fucking women.
	But I don't think it's because of women.
	Let me think.
	Well, here's right here.
	10 incredible inventions by women that changed the world.
	Let's look at some of them.
	The circular saw.
	Yeah, I don't know about that shit, dude.
	Okay.
	The dishwasher.
	Bro.
	The life raft.
	The life raft?
	All this shit, like, yeah, we, hey.
	The life raft.
	Hold on.
	We didn't need a dishwasher, bro.
	Why are you thinking about women?
	Well, look, of course they're going to invent the dishwasher.
	That's kind of a no-brainer.
	Fuck your name, man.
	I'll give you that one.
	They're trying to make their life a little bit easier.
	Listen, God made you guys with hands for a reason.
	Dude, one of my first jokes was, if God didn't want you in the kitchen, oh, if God didn't want you to cook, why did he put milk and eggs in your body?
	Oh, well, there we go.
	It's facts.
	But what I'm saying, you guys, that's facts, bro.
	That's facts.
	What I'm saying.
	White guys saying that in the back of the Durango Casino out here in Las Vegas, Nevada, off the strip, but beautiful and safe.
	Yeah, we're in a nice place, dude.
	There's a lot of pussy.
	You guys like this shit, dude.
	Come swing by.
	Yeah, that's another way to advertise it, though.
	I think we covered both.
	But dude, that's like, here's the thing.
	I see you being a car salesman, dude.
	Get on over here to Sean's cars, huh?
	And you just beat somebody into the car.
	You're like, get in the fucking car, you.
	Yeah, don't be a fucking pussy.
	Your wife's no fuck the neighbor if you don't buy this car.
	Your neighbor has this fucking car.
	You want to start fucking the neighbor?
	No, but like, dude, I love, like, I'm such an advocate for women, but like, they've lost their place.
	Well, it became financial, dude.
	That's what happened.
	Women were tired of like, oh, men have the money so that they can, because men started being abusive to women.
	It wasn't like men were being cool to women.
	If men were being cool to women, they'd have been like, yeah, I can just be a mom and take care of the home.
	No, no, dude.
	What happened?
	I'll tell you guys what happened.
	This can be a little rad.
	You're going to bear with me.
	Yeah, I've been bearing with all of this.
	So I'll tell you what happened.
	Look, I don't know what happened.
	Corporations are the fucking devil.
	Oh, yeah.
	They are the fucking devil, bro.
	They are the enemy of the free people.
	You ought to fucking hate them.
	Yeah, I mean, let's give us money.
	Fucking A, you know, fucking pull out your latte.
	Yeah.
	But I'll take a little money from them, but after that, fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	And who are you talking about?
	McDonald to are you talking about say at Exxon?
	No, I mean, all of them.
	All of them, dude.
	And it's getting worse.
	So this is where, like, I'm such a big advocate for men.
	And people take me as I hate a woman, but I don't.
	I just look at history for what happened.
	During World War II, whenever there was a shortage of, you know, men making bombs and shit, we had to pull the women out of the kitchen.
	Worst thing we've ever fucking did, dude.
	Fuck you, Hitler.
	Worst thing we ever fucking did.
	So.
	Because we took women out of being moms, right?
	No, so what we did is...
	So after World Two, after War Two, we're in the situation now where we have, you know, more, we have labor.
	That's like Rosie the Riveter, right?
	Fuck that.
	You ruined fucking America, Rosie.
	Get your ass back in the kitchen.
	But she, I don't know.
	And this woman, I think, also was into women, too, if you zoom in on her.
	Oh, yeah, no, I mean, I'm not ashamed.
	So that's the only thing I'd like to watch you do.
	Anyways, so what happened, dude, is you have like...
	They make people slaves for our cell phones.
	They make people slaves.
	So what you have happening is they realize that when you get more people working, more people consume.
	So we've artificially lowered pay.
	We've increased spending.
	We've done inflation.
	Like it is all a scam from corporations that own our government to make men make less, to make men do more, to make the value of man go down.
	This is why they're trying to like blur the gender lines.
	Yeah.
	And this is why people think I'm crazy.
	Like, god, fucking kill Drekis.
	There was a point in American history when you got fucked, for instance.
	Do we want to talk about the government?
	Yeah.
	We've spent more on Ukraine, infrastructure, whatever the fuck it is, than we've spent in the year in building roads.
	Oh, I think it's unbelievable.
	We've could have financed cancer treatments for all Americans for, you know, what, a fucking five years?
	I mean, the numbers are there.
	Oh, we could have solved crimes.
	We could have done, what else could we have done?
	So what I'm saying, there was a point in American history.
	I'm a January 6th supporter, if you can't tell.
	It's going to demonetize now.
	But there was a point in American history.
	Say January 7th, then.
	January 7th or January 7th.
	But there was a point in American history where like you would tell a man that, hey, we're going to take 33% of your paycheck out of your check and we're going to go give it to fucking Ukraine.
	We're going to go give it to fucking Israel.
	We're going to go give it to where everybody else that's not fucking you.
	The only people who haven't been affected by inflation is politicians.
	You think these motherfuckers are paying pay cuts?
	You think they're getting, you think whenever it comes time.
	Yeah, you think when it comes to time of that, but this is what we've done by letting women infect us.
	This is what we've done.
	We've blurred the lines.
	And look, now they're trying to take away, now they're trying to just completely.
	That's why I want to make the connection a little bit.
	Because I'm with you whenever you get like, yes, they're trying to make men weak.
	They're trying to make the lines blurred.
	That's why even when I said when I was thinking about China, when you're there, you don't, everything just seems like a group of people that follow whatever the next notification on their phone is, that go to work, that have no feelings left a lot of times.
	And I'm not judging all Chinese people.
	I'm just saying a general feeling you can't.
	So it's not women.
	It's not women.
	It's people understanding that like you don't want two sexes.
	You want a blurred line of fucking working robots.
	But they've slowly, they like, like, look at, look at, you know, income tax.
	That wasn't a fucking thing until like, what, 19?
	When did income tax become a thing?
	1912?
	I mean, I don't fucking know.
	When did they do it, huh?
	I tried that.
	All right.
	No, there was a, there was one in 1861.
	No, that was a short period tax for a war effort.
	Okay.
	But they made it a federal law.
	When did federal income tax start?
	Full time?
	Yeah, full-time.
	Say what?
	1814?
	1914.
	1914.
	This man fucking knows.
	This man fucking knows.
	1914.
	But what you need to understand, dude, there is a point in human history and being a man.
	I mean, we fought a fucking war.
	Yeah, I remember my fucking stepdad was in it.
	He was fucking in it.
	He got a sword from the fucking English.
	He fought the Red Coats.
	So he'd fucking this man.
	I told you.
	This man has a lineage of heroes.
	But there was a point where they would say, hey, you would come take 33% of my patriot.
	I'm going to kill you.
	You can't fucking do that.
	And now you don't have a choice anymore.
	And now you're going to go and you're going to give it to Ukraine.
	You're going to give it to all these other fucking countries.
	I agree.
	I say, fuck those other places that we should, and we don't even have a choice anymore.
	It's like, no matter who you vote for.
	Because they took the nuts away from men.
	But I feel like they did it in this backhanded way Right.
	Oh, so slowly.
	I mean, they took a little bit of nut at a time.
	You didn't even notice it was missing.
	The next thing you know, you got no nuts, dude.
	Now it's like women got nuts.
	Now women have more nuts.
	Now the nuts, dude.
	Oh, dude, it's crazy now.
	If you want to fucking jerk off, you got to ask your wife for your dick half the time.
	Oh, man.
	Asking fucking Gary.
	You hear about that?
	Who did?
	Ian Gary, bro.
	Uh-uh.
	What happened to him?
	Oh, fuck, dude.
	His wife's a wag, bro.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, wag.
	But we'll ignore that, dude.
	We're talking about, we're, we're, we're, She's all right.
	No, she's all right, dude.
	I mean, she's not all right.
	I mean, she is fine, though.
	She's fine for an old lady.
	She is?
	I'll give you a gist of it.
	Okay.
	Ian Gary.
	Ian Gary.
	I know who he is.
	Young stud, bro.
	He just got a fucking pneumonia and shit.
	He had to pull off his fire.
	Pneumonia, right?
	I guess that's pneumonia is a word for fear.
	Anyways, his wife wrote a book on how to be a wag.
	And a wag is pretty much in a.
	What is it?
	Whites against what?
	I mean, she's fine, bro.
	She's fine.
	Am I missing it?
	Why?
	So it's pretty much, it's pretty much.
	She wrote a book on how to wham in our town.
	She wrote a book on how to.
	Yeah, yeah, but that was, We had one kid that was like pseudo-Chinese.
	Yeah, I remember Riverside.
	It was usually whites and Mexicans.
	We were just blacks.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, Riverside.
	Dude, you know, blacks and aliens don't get along, dude.
	Yeah, that's facts, dude.
	That's the shit that I've been hearing, dude.
	You know who told me that?
	Blacks.
	Fucking, I think you say blacks, bro.
	It's African-Americans.
	Sorry.
	African-American blacks.
	Yeah, that's all right.
	You're pretty much black, bro.
	I wouldn't say that.
	Nah, you're black, dude.
	I'm not.
	You get a pass.
	I'm not trying to get one.
	You know what I'm saying, dude?
	Look, I'm not breaking out my pass in front of people and being like, hey, this fucking wiggle.
	Bro, I just hope no one ever plays racist chicken with me.
	Like, if somebody ever plays racist, I'm going to lose, guys.
	And you're going to have to give me some credit because I'm going to fucking lose.
	I'm going to throw racist chicken me.
	I'm going to lose.
	I'm going to fucking lose.
	Well, I think there should be, I think if you do well enough in a year, you should, I'm not saying you should be able to say whatever you want, but I think they should give you a half.
	What is a song?
	What was a good song?
	Like this, this is the end.
	Oh, that is okay.
	I think if you paid to, if you paid whatever the fee is on Appletunes or whatever.
	Yeah, you should be able to say it.
	I think you should.
	You know, I don't think, but maybe you pay every time you use it.
	Yeah, we've got two fucking.
	This man's brain is fried from drugs.
	My brain is fried from brain damage.
	So we're just kind of fucking all over the place here.
	I can't help it.
	Sorry, guys.
	I think we're doing fine.
	Yeah.
	But what I'm saying is this, buddy, is that if you were you saying?
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	What I'm saying is this, buddy, is that if you...
	Yeah, fuck it.
	We're talking about wags.
	So Ian Gary, bro, he's like this young stud, 26. His wife's like fucking 40-something, right?
	I mean, she's a good-looking woman.
	They're both very handsome.
	I mean, I don't know about that.
	Ian Gary is a handsome kid.
	Ian Gary kind of like that.
	Look at that child.
	I mean, a beautiful kid.
	Bro, I don't miss that.
	He looks a little dark.
	I mean, if you look at the skin tone, it looks a little dark.
	I have no clue what the tones on this monitor are set at, but.
	I mean, tell me that this kid does not look a little dark.
	Go back to the bag.
	The child looks very happy.
	I don't know.
	That kid looks happy.
	But yeah, what does the kid look like, though?
	Look like he and Gary, a little twin, a little...
	He's tall and he's Irish as well, isn't he?
	He's got to be the tallest Irishman, huh?
	He's very tall.
	So anyways, moving on, dude, moving on.
	Moving on, dude, moving on.
	So the wife went through, like, she got fucking ran through on the soccer scene.
	So she wrote a book on how to be a wag, on how to be a famous woman with an athlete, or how to be a woman with an athlete.
	Yeah.
	Bitch wrote a book about this like eight years, I don't know, eight years ago.
	Okay.
	So she goes, yeah, there's a book, how to be a wag.
	And dude, she's fine, bro.
	She's fine for an old lady.
	She's fine.
	Yeah.
	She looks pretty to me.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'm like five years, like in 10 years, she's going to hit that guilt status, you know?
	But you're going to get me beat up by Ian Gary, dude.
	Fucking Gary, bro.
	Yeah, you can say that, dude.
	I have to just be some guy wandering around backstage at a UFC event looking for a water fountain or something.
	And Ian Gary comes down all day.
	You can do shit, bro.
	You're going to do his wife's a whack.
	So anyways.
	Yeah, but that's me.
	So anyways, when I have to say hello.
	So this young man who probably hit and got a lot of pussy, he goes and falls into this black hole, right?
	And then the sucky bitch is what I like to call her.
	He's a victim.
	But why do you have it out for this guy?
	I don't have it out for this guy.
	It's just like, it's insane to me that like this woman wrote a book on how to fucking date famous.
	Next thing you know, she's with you.
	She's like, what, 15?
	How much older is she than him?
	15. She's 15 years older.
	She's 40. 30 years older?
	13 years older, bro.
	It's not that much older, is it?
	It's not the book.
	Like you're a young fucking stud, dude, and you're with like this old.
	Okay, furthermore.
	He uh furthermore, I like that.
	Yeah, no, we'll continue this.
	No, no, I don't, yeah, I disagree.
	So he changed his last name to Ian Gary Machado.
	I remember that.
	To match the ex-husband's last name.
	Her ex-husband?
	Yes, bro.
	No way.
	I mean, what do we say to that, dude?
	The fuck do we say to that?
	Ian Gary Machado.
	Ian Gary Machado.
	Ian Machado Gary?
	What is it, Nick?
	What middle name, last name?
	It don't fucking hyphenated name.
	It don't fucking matter.
	But what is your issue here?
	I don't understand what you're saying.
	It's not an issue, bro.
	It's just fucked up.
	It's like you just like, it just fucked up, dude.
	She's a succubus.
	Okay.
	And you shouldn't.
	Like, no, like, why didn't no, why did this man not have a, I mean, he got kicked out of the gym because of her.
	So.
	Machado is actually her maid name.
	That's been often said that it was her ex-husband's name that he ached up, but it's, it was her original maiden name.
	Okay, so I'm saying I'm getting fact-checked.
	Yeah.
	There's a little Twitter box fact-check.
	Yeah.
	So that's an idea.
	So anyway, how come either way, either way, dude?
	I mean, or do you have to fight him or not?
	No, I mean, I'll give a fucking starch that man.
	I'll kill that man.
	Anyways.
	Bro, you can't.
	Bro, you have killed.
	I don't know if we're going to get in trouble because you've killed two people during this thing.
	No, I've never killed him.
	I'm just saying, like, you know, push comes a shove, you know?
	Fucking.
	Push always comes a shove with you, it seems like, because, yeah, you just push that guy.
	What I'm saying is I would never want to make fun of his.
	And I hope, and Gary, I hope you and your family, I hope you guys have a long life.
	And a good thing that they don't make Viagra for women because, you know, I mean, how's that work?
	How does that work when you hit like?
	You love this shit, dude.
	Do you like talking shit more since you've had more success recently?
	Or did you think about talking shit as much back then?
	I mean, am I talking?
	I mean, oh, goddamn, dude.
	You probably got that from the ex-husband.
	Little herpes.
	Lil Herpes.
	That was a black rapper name you don't hear much, huh?
	Herpes is more of a white thing, huh?
	I mean, I don't fucking know.
	He hasn't got herpes.
	But you don't hear a lot of black guys like, yeah, if you ever went to fuck a chick, who's told you she's had herpes?
	I'm not that good at sex, man.
	So I don't.
	Wait, you've never been like, you've never had a girl back and like.
	I've never had a stalker.
	I've never had a girl like pass back.
	No, you've never, you never, they've never thrown out a disclaimer.
	Like, hey, I've had, I've had hepatitis A once.
	No.
	I think A is a curable one, right?
	Yeah.
	B for bad.
	Yeah.
	But you know, you never had a girl.
	You never had a girl like come throw out a disclaimer.
	Like, yeah, I'm on the Valtrax.
	No, no.
	Actually, you know what?
	I did date a girl one time.
	And I don't remember what her name was.
	It could have been Susan, but I don't think it was Susan.
	But she said that she had herpes simplex or something.
	So we couldn't have sex.
	But we didn't date that long.
	We only went on about three dates.
	I don't think she liked me that way.
	Did you want to have sex?
	Or she, or she, oh, I didn't want to have sex with her.
	It made me nervous, right?
	Yeah.
	So I already get nervous if I have to use like condoms.
	It all makes me nervous, dude.
	You use condoms?
	It all makes me nervous.
	I didn't say that.
	You know, but I'm just saying like.
	Someone's going to come up with this man to go have this man's baby.
	He's just blowing loads all over the place.
	You're a fucking weirdo, dude.
	I've got to tell you that.
	You tell me that you fucking dated Chick of the Herpes.
	He didn't want to fuck her because you didn't use Connam.
	You came on here.
	You freaking bashed my stepdad who died, okay?
	Who had Alzheimer's, dementia, or whatever, and he wore those nice gloves.
	How the fuck are you supposed to believe he was a war vet?
	I'm not saying he was a perfect guy, but I will say this.
	He owned a car wash, and he was pretty decent.
	He used to take us to Holiday Inn.
	Do you give your sister money at all?
	Yeah, I do give her some money.
	What's she do for work?
	She is a waitress.
	I mean, you got to be balling, bro.
	We're in the Durango.
	We're in the back room.
	We're in the Velvet room.
	You got to be balling, bro.
	Yeah, I didn't rent this.
	They fucking, this manager let us in.
	He's out of his mind.
	Yeah, I know, but you're like a famous guy now, dude.
	You're like, Dana White, Tucker Carlson, bro.
	the fucking man.
	Bro, these are not, it's not like, Trump interview yet?
	No, I think he would maybe come on, though.
	Bro, you got to get Trump on here, dude.
	Are you going to fall on his dick like Colby?
	No, dude.
	You're not going to fall on his dick.
	will say this, man.
	What'd you think about What did you think about that Colby thing?
	The Colby thing, first of all, it was one of those fights where like the guys just.
	I don't know.
	I think I got kicked the fuck out.
	You had to fucking leave your own job, you piece of shit.
	You can't even fucking clock in and finish your shift.
	I mean, that's fair.
	I've never had a job.
	No.
	No, dude.
	But, bro, why didn't they take Duplessis out?
	He was the one that called me out.
	He was the one that tried to fight me.
	He did it.
	And because here's what's funny is I'm leaving after the show last night and he's in the back, right?
	I started talking to him.
	I didn't know that that was him, right?
	I remember that there was a South African guy.
	Yeah, dude, I think his coach might fuck him, actually.
	Hey, hold up.
	Show up.
	Show the man.
	What's the coach's name?
	Ron?
	Yeah, just type in coach kissing dry kiss or grabbing his dick.
	I mean, it should be one of the first things that comes up.
	But now, some of this is a cultural thing, buddy.
	I don't know, dude.
	You get your dick grabbed a lot in South Africa?
	That could be made up, huh?
	Yeah, it could be made up.
	What about, dude?
	Wow, he's a strong guy, huh?
	Yeah, he's in there, dude.
	He's in there.
	Fuck, I kissed him.
	I wouldn't kiss him, but I'd get close to him.
	I'd tell him goodbye.
	We give it a little nut grab.
	No, I'm not touching somebody's fucking nuts.
	That's insane.
	Whoa.
	That's not.
	Okay, that's crazy, dude.
	I mean, that's an embrace, though, bro.
	He seems like a very nice guy.
	But I didn't know that was.
	I don't think that that's him.
	Yeah.
	Were you sitting by Trump last night?
	I was sitting down from him.
	Did you go and shake his hand and get a picture?
	Oh, I went and shook his hand.
	I said, hey, when you walked in.
	Did you get a picture?
	I didn't get a picture.
	Oh, what the fuck, dude?
	I've gotten a picture with him before.
	Is it cool?
	Yeah.
	You got a lot of likes?
	I didn't put it up.
	Oh, that's what's up, dude.
	Yeah.
	I just don't know how.
	I mean, like, I like Trump.
	I like.
	But I don't know.
	I think I don't know.
	I wish I knew him better as a brother.
	You know, it seems like you vote.
	Oh, I have voted.
	I voted two times.
	Yeah.
	No shit.
	Who'd you vote for?
	I voted for Obama and Trump.
	But every white man had to vote for Obama.
	That was like, I'm not a racist, vote for Obama.
	No, look, I wish they'd get a real dark brother.
	I wish they'd get damn Trick Daddy in that bitch, cuz.
	Adenzel Washington.
	You know, huh?
	Like a Denzel Washington.
	No, like dark Zell Washington.
	I want to go real fucking out there.
	Yeah.
	I want to get like, man.
	Who's that?
	Damn, that's him, huh?
	Bro, have you ever seen Trump wave?
	We got to fix his wave, dude.
	He walked by.
	He walked by like the crowd.
	He has like this little gay, like, limp-wristed wave.
	Like, he does?
	Super gay, bro.
	Super gay.
	I don't know why his handle is going to fix that shit.
	He's also getting older.
	He's up late.
	Yeah.
	You still don't have to wave like a, like a fairy.
	Yeah.
	Do you remember the first time that you went?
	We got to change the conversation because we've never, we haven't even started the interview.
	I'm like looking for a cup to piss in.
	Yeah, take a pick.
	Take a break real quick.
	No, it's okay.
	We continue.
	I mean, I'm going to got my.
	If you have to pee in a fight, what do you guys do?
	Does the pee go away after a while?
	I mean, I think you're trying to kill a man, dude.
	Yeah, look at the wave.
	Do the waves fucking tell.
	Oh, that's a better wave.
	Yeah.
	Like the little wave.
	Like, somebody tees a man a wave.
	It's good.
	I did think it was a little like at the end when Kobe was still talking about like he's like the war of 1812 or whatever that he was like yelling about the declaration.
	Whatever he was yelling at the end, it was just like.
	Yeah, no, Colby's f.
	you wouldn't like Colby really he's a weak man like what do you mean by it so like Colby was very boring at one point in his career and it got to a point where like they pretty much said like Colby like you gotta you gotta be more exciting and then he created like the Covington you know he created this guy and you know I mean fucking it worked out well for him but he's just like fraudulent like even when it came to uh George Nassiball like okay for instance oh yeah him and Massive it all fought each other yeah
	so I mean this guy like threatened his kids and shit he said some shit about his kids you don't quote me I mean I know we got the fucking fact checkers back here dude I mean he was like he insulted his kids you know massive all being as he Mexican was Masswall Cuban Mexican huh Cuban he's something foreign you know something foreign and scary he's like a kind of guy that like if you were at an ATM machine he walked up behind you maybe but once he smiled though George has the best smile no you would know he's there for that man's behind you at an ATM machine that little fucking
	mirror that looks you might not even look at it you would feel alarmed I think at first if you just saw him walk up with his hands behind his back kind of oh yeah no that man's definitely gonna look this guy yeah this guy wow so anyways and then Colby he's just a cond dude he's just a fucking you ever sued a man I never have sued a man I don't think I probably have sued somebody oh he's been sued somebody you turned into me while I was doing some cocaine on the side of the road I'd parked and a couple of girls you turned and t-bombed me right there so
	you sued them yeah well how old wait how but you're you're a wealthy man six years ago well you were not wealthy when did your wealth come I started making a little bit of money last year oh so now you're recently wealthy yeah because I remember you dude you were like you were like a Joe Rogan's like I'm not gonna say lackey but like you know he gets you on there you get some hype I like going on there but dude now but you're just dude now you're like a Rogan bro like I would don't say there was like the Theo of Honor you're an equal now bro you no that's insane yes you are
	dude maybe no that's insane I even thought about that two times just now it's a really bad that's a no you're like an equal now dude maybe you have I mean it's very it's nice you decide I like dude I like Rogan's podcast and it was fun Rogan is so smart he's so smart and he's so curious hey get your microphone off the dick bro get your get your mouth off the dick bro I don't need I don't uh I don't feel like I I like
	I respect who he is I've thought a lot about this people say that a lot yeah you're going deep on that well he's a I think he's a rare individual I think he's extremely rare I think you guys are rare I think there's a lot of I mean at this point you're talking about rarity you're talking about very rare people I'm just I'm just retarded you know what I mean yeah but you're really athletic at it yeah which is weird you know how many and I'm not gonna fuck with the sash chaperone you guys shout out to all the fucking our boys
	where I'm from but you know how many mentally retarded people have no shot at the level at what you're doing yeah well fighting bro it's easy at the end of the day not for everybody all you gotta do is hit a motherfucker all you gotta do is just hit a guy but you know when you jump back so after the dupe when the dupe plus this thing what's going on your head you're like that you think about the stuff he said yesterday you're like i'm gonna go say something well no it was just more that he said let's fight like right now wait he said it from right then yeah so you heard him say let's fight and then i you know you know gilbert burns he has a lovely family bro
	nobody's more fun to watch watch watch the fights than watching gilbert's family oh it is the most there should be a live stream just on them watching the family ufc the ufc they know that i'm stable they know that i like yeah every time the ufc asked me to go to an event i'm like you guys you know what like they'll ask me to go like look at his family though like they asked me to go hang out with kid rock at some yeah that's not gonna end well yeah and i'm like you guys know it's just better it's just better if i don't leave my house like it's not like you're putting me in a bad situation yeah yeah they knew that they knew what they
	were doing they put me in a bad situation do you think they did it on purpose though i don't i think they did it because they wanted a shot but i didn't think they i don't know if they thought it would go that far right because they just said that it was his fault well what they did though they put kids behind me so they're smart like no we're gonna do we're gonna put some we're gonna put some little little little wee lads behind sean and the and the coach fucker right but but here's the crazy part though look at you here you go sean right there now was this stage did you guys act this out backstage or
	anything no no it's all real and then he just sits there running his fucking mouth dude he just run his fucking mouth is he saying stuff to you yeah he's like he's like saying look at me like you and then you know i just kindly ask the wife do you feel like you got any good licks on him or not oh i land some good 12 to 6 elbows he seemed totally fine when i saw him but his one this guy i'm just telling you i'm not judging i'm i don't i'm not a referee you know but i wouldn't have stepped in oh yeah yeah that's good i'm not trying to get on his day right keith peterson's my favorite referee dude oh
	the black guy just let go huh he just lets shit go dude he's white i mean he has enough neck tats where he oh yeah that guy the fucking little leprechaun yeah he's a fucking legend dude he used to play in a rock band dude you know his uh his yeah i bet it's like fucking hardcore white supremacist music i don't know he's not a white supremacist i'm saying he looks like one i wouldn't say that you tell me you're telling me that man does but i'd whisper it you know like that's i'm joking keith i love i love all of these guys i
	feel like scared talking about some of this because i'm just a huge fan of the ufc i think all i mean i really genuinely call him the fuck dana ain't here you don't got to suck no one's dick right now i don't feel like i'm sucking anybody's dick jesus christ dude guy does one podcast with dana next thing you know i don't think anything i love the ufc it's the best thing ever motherfucker doesn't think it's the best thing ever but i'll tell you i'll tell you this about it dude when the when the pandemic happened the only the ufc kind of became it was almost like i realized this last night there was a moment whenever um
	everybody was standing at the beginning of the show you know when the main card starts and the television show program starts like you can feel that energy it's like they're playing the stuff covet don't exist here yeah it was like but it was the energy of like, it almost was the same energy when people used to stand and say the Pledge of Allegiance, dude.
	I thought about this last night.
	I felt like we're all standing, we're all excited, we all are unity.
	Yes, it felt like a sense of unity, even though there was going to be battles fought in here tonight and people were going to agree and disagree that we were all unified, right?
	And it reminded me of when I was a kid and we would do the Pledge of Allegiance, dude.
	So, and then that made me think that during the pandemic, it became the fucking Pledge of Allegiance.
	It was the only thing that there was.
	UFC is the last American sport.
	I mean, not a lot of Americans in the sport, but it's like they let us, I mean, they let me say whatever the fuck I want to say.
	I mean, I literally say women shouldn't invoke because you imagine if I was NBA, they'd fucking kick my ass out in a heartbeat.
	No more.
	No, yeah.
	Bye-bye.
	Go.
	Yeah, the UFC, man.
	Dana, here's the thing.
	I'm not going to fucking jerk off Dana like this guy.
	You know.
	I would not.
	And his wife would fucking get mad.
	I know his son.
	How am I going to shake his hand after?
	Yeah.
	Fuck.
	Here's his son, little Dana, I think.
	Well, they just get really ambiance here, dude.
	Huh?
	It's okay.
	No, that's a little bit more romantic now.
	I feel like Theo's about to get on the phone and call one of his scared call girls.
	Things are about to change, brother, huh?
	Right, they cast again.
	Oh, boy.
	I want to know about this, though, dude.
	Finish off what you're telling me, Sean, because I don't even know what it is.
	We've been jumping, bro.
	We've been jumping.
	Oh, yeah.
	Like, me and Joe Rogan.
	Me and Joe Rogan, dude, we like, we're too much in line.
	You know, it's like we're both kind of libertarians.
	You know, he got a little bit too hard on the Bernie Sanders program, but, you know, everybody did.
	I liked all a bunch of stuff I loved about Bernie.
	But like me and Rogan, dude, like, we just got like, we're too in line.
	We're like, yeah, dude, we like guns.
	We like America.
	We like fucking freedom.
	And it gets boring after a while.
	And you're like, all right, dude, well, like, what do you want to talk about?
	You want to talk about a revolution?
	You want to talk about freedom?
	Like, let's talk about it.
	It becomes like this echo chamber.
	So I'm getting bored now.
	And I'm like, well, let me tell you about your friend and why he's a faggot.
	And Rogan's like, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
	Well, here's the thing.
	I can tell you why your friend's a faggot or I can keep telling you about shit we agree on.
	Like, I'm just getting fucking bored here.
	That's a great point, dude.
	At a certain point, even at Thanksgiving, after every said their prayer or whatever, everybody said what they're thankful for, somebody needs at the table needs to call somebody else a f ⁇ er.
	Yeah, dude.
	Like, I get bored, dude.
	But even now, you guys, we're sitting here talking, dude.
	Like, now I'm just trying to make, now I'm just picking on him.
	Yeah.
	Talk about you sucking off Dana, you know, like, I'm just, I'm just.
	Let's say this.
	You had to go, you had to gay out or whatever with one good fighter in the UFC.
	And it can be any weight class.
	I mean, you're talking about physically fucking somebody?
	No, it can be just a date.
	It could be, but there's some kissing at the end.
	If you, and don't pick a little weight class either.
	No offense to any of those guys.
	They're warriors, but pick something fucking.
	Don't be a pervert.
	You know, who is it going to be?
	Because there's some handsome guys out there.
	Yeah, there's some good looking UFC fighters.
	Oh, man.
	Am I doing the fucking?
	I'm doing the fucking.
	Dude, what?
	I just told you you can't.
	There's no guarantee.
	I'm not going to see France Uganda if I'm not doing the one doing the fucking.
	I'm trying to die here, motherfucker.
	Here you go.
	Hottest UFC fighters of 2020.
	I better be on that, motherfucker.
	You better scroll down.
	We're about to find out who's number one.
	Oh, fuck.
	Paolo Costa is number one.
	Go back up.
	Let's start with number one.
	Why don't we?
	Who's number two?
	You got to discipline.
	This is why you yell at the bottom.
	You got to discipline my game, bro.
	These motherfuckers.
	I know it's loading.
	We have no discipline.
	It's only went to number seven before we even started counting.
	That's how these people are.
	And we got Paolo Costa.
	What do you think?
	One to ten.
	Where would you take him?
	I mean, beautiful.
	Beautiful guy.
	I mean, he's a good looking Brazilian.
	I don't know if he's been waxed or not.
	I'm just saying that he seems like he's a handsome guy.
	I mean, I would think that he would be, I think that he seems a little bit more like, I think he would take it for sure.
	You know, I mean, as like, as his persona, I think that like if Costa's, if there's going to be some fucking, he's going to be the one bent over the shower, you know?
	It's going to cost her for saying that, dude.
	I think, dude, I don't know.
	You're probably going to have to fight that guy.
	Oh, I know.
	None of this is going to end well.
	But how does this, so who, but who would you take, honestly?
	You got to take one guy on a nice night out.
	And it's in a nice.
	No, why don't we replace that?
	Now we don't want to fuck.
	Because, I mean, come on, now.
	Well, yeah, I didn't say you're the one who said it.
	I'm not a gay, but I would do.
	Let me.
	Let's say who do I respect in the UFC?
	Who do I admire in the UFC?
	Somebody I respect.
	And it can be a nice dinner.
	And the only thing you have to do at the end is say something real nice to them.
	Long hug, too.
	But the hug also.
	Are you a hugger, dude?
	I don't hug men.
	I don't hug men.
	The hug can be from the back.
	That's all I'm saying.
	I don't hug men.
	The hug can be from the back.
	Fucking hey, dude.
	Yeah, fuck this list.
	Now, Chandler's handsome, too.
	Poirier's handsome.
	What about Cyril Gain?
	Ooh.
	I don't know if you get a little step stool to hug him, but maybe.
	He's French, too.
	He's a nice guy.
	Oh, Al Joe?
	I don't know about Al Joe, dude.
	He's a good guy.
	He's a good guy.
	Evan Williams, what about him?
	John Jones, no.
	No.
	Yeah, John Jones ain't a good looking dude.
	I don't know about that.
	I just don't know.
	I wouldn't go on a date with him.
	No, John Jones ain't the one, dude.
	Ooh, Thiago Moises, huh?
	Fuck this list, dude.
	I'm not on this list.
	Fuck this list.
	But in the future, you'll be on this list, man.
	I doubt it, dude.
	Really?
	I doubt it, man.
	You could be a model for something.
	I mean, I was a you put me at 170 to Super Bro.
	I'm fucking getting all monster jacked.
	Oh, dude, you could be a model for something, probably.
	Go 170.
	What do you think you'd model?
	Auto parts?
	Hell yeah, that guy.
	That's me.
	Oh, my God, dude.
	This is you before the, dude, because you had a motor, you had your motorcycle accident.
	You think after your motorcycle accident, you became a different guy, you think?
	So when I was younger, I was like a pseudo-white supremacist.
	Huh?
	Yeah, right.
	Probably believe that, right?
	Who would have thought that?
	I mean, I was like the pseudo-white supremacist.
	I'm talking about like, let's just say like six to like.
	Dude, a lot of that.
	Yeah, we all go through that.
	We all go through that as a white man.
	Yeah.
	Anyways, so I was like, I'll tell you why I look like in that photo.
	So I was like, dude, I mean, it was rough, man.
	Like, I mean, I got kicked out of high school for hate crimes.
	Did you really?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I didn't graduate high school.
	I didn't graduate elementary school.
	Who would have thought, right?
	What's your favorite subject, you think?
	I don't fucking know, dude.
	Fucking, I don't fucking know, man.
	Just pick one of them.
	Fuck, I didn't go to school, dude.
	When you were there, I was homeschooled, bro.
	Really?
	Who's your teacher?
	I didn't have that fucking Disney channel, bro.
	I watched a lot of Buzz Lightyear.
	Bro, if you're fucking watching TV at the house, that's not homeschool.
	That's fucking sorry.
	I'm being kind of fun.
	Fuck this guy, dude.
	You're the one who's saying they shouldn't be allowed to even kiss each other.
	So, anyways.
	There you go.
	And what is that?
	Backstory.
	No, we're getting way too off track here.
	We've never been in the train, Sean.
	We never.
	No, Camera here is that fucking cunt.
	You know, she's a vice president.
	All due respect, you know?
	Yeah.
	But okay, so you guys have the racism in the middle.
	No, no, no, no.
	So she was something in California, like attorney.
	I don't know.
	I think she fucked off some congressmen.
	She was attorney general.
	Yeah, she did something.
	What's she neck?
	So anyways, she made a law pass that if kids miss a certain amount of school, the parents get, you know, the parents get go to jail.
	So me in like third grade, just ditching school, being a fucking idiot, you know, staying home to watch a porn box.
	I'm sorry, man.
	I'm thinking about the porn box then.
	It's all right, dude.
	So you out of the home, you watch the porn box.
	You're the communal one.
	And then like, all of a sudden, my mom gets called, like, a letter in the mail saying, hey, if Sean doesn't go to school, you can go to jail.
	Now she has a choice, homeschool my kid.
	Has she had a full-time job or go to jail?
	Damn.
	So my little Mowgli ass, I'm like little wild one, dude.
	They put my ass homeschooled.
	I didn't go to school.
	I didn't read.
	I don't think I learned how to read until I became an adult, you know?
	Really?
	How many words can you type per minute?
	You think?
	Like, can you, how many words can you type per minute?
	I don't know, dude.
	I fucking give me, I mean, I remember the T9 days.
	I mean, but so.
	But no, like on a.
	I mean, I would probably do well, dude.
	I'd do well, dude.
	I'd do well.
	How fat can you type a yeah, I can sometimes type without looking on a good day, you know, sometimes.
	But anyways, I mean, I'm not an educated man like you.
	This guy's just playing a retar, you know?
	Dude, I wouldn't say I'm an educated man.
	Do you got a degree?
	Huh?
	Do you got a degree?
	I have a degree in urban planning, dude.
	What is like an associates?
	No, it's like where to put medians and shit if you're in a neighborhood.
	You have a master's?
	You have an associates?
	What do you got?
	No, I got a degree.
	What's it like a master's?
	It's a diploma.
	Like a BA?
	What do you got here?
	I got a B. Yeah, what's the first one you get?
	Yeah, this fucking...
	Stuck up.
	I grew up in Mohawk and he's pandering this retars.
	Dude, what do you, you have no idea what you're talking about, dude?
	I'm just funny with you, dude.
	Okay, cool.
	So, no, continue.
	I'm just funny with you.
	Continue.
	I'm not the Chinaman, dude.
	I'm not going to get mad at you.
	I love that, by the way.
	So, anyways, so I was homeschooled.
	I was homeschooled, dude.
	Imagine I wasn't socialized, bro.
	I was like a dog that you have to go let people pet, you know?
	Like, nobody, nobody.
	And where was this at?
	Where were you going?
	Inland Empire.
	In Inland Empire.
	So I go back to school.
	Ritzy.
	Yeah, so now I'm like in seventh grade and my mom's like, we should probably put this kid back to school.
	Fucking worst thing she could have did.
	And did you give her you?
	And so you were, you had some education at that point.
	I mean, but it's hard.
	I've never like, they tried to hold me back in kindergarten.
	Like, I mean, I was like zero, dude.
	Like, thank God for computers, man.
	So anyways, I go to seventh grade and I get kicked out of school for like a hate crime.
	So what they do is they.
	Did you really do it or not?
	I mean, I probably just call somebody a f ⁇ it or drop the inbomb.
	Like, it's probably, you know, it was like, but it's also a different time, bro.
	It's different fucking time.
	Like, racism was way more common back in like, you know, 20 years ago.
	Yeah.
	So anyways, I get put in this thing where they isolate you.
	They put you in a group that they let you in school like two hours later and they let you out like two hours earlier.
	So they try to keep you from the kids.
	So I started ditching again.
	I got homeschooled again in middle school.
	I went back into high school.
	Ninth grade, I got kicked out of school for a hate crime.
	I think I, I don't know, I beat up some f ⁇ or something.
	I mean, I beat up a guy and I made a f ⁇ ing.
	I don't hate fucking gays.
	Yeah, no, I don't hate anybody.
	I don't think I, I don't know.
	There's a couple of people that I really don't fucking like.
	But like, I had a lot of like, dude, I had a lot of fucking trauma.
	You had a lot of anger though.
	Yeah, a lot of trauma growing up.
	You know, I had this piece of shit grandfather.
	He was super racist, big white man.
	Did he like you at all, you think, though?
	No, he did.
	You know, he did.
	But like, you know, you're a kid with a piece of shit father and like you just gravitate towards anything masculine.
	And like there's a big old white racist redneck and I'm angry.
	So next thing I know, dude, I'm like.
	Right.
	You're just saying racist shit you heard at the house.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So I get kicked out.
	And then I started training like ninth grade.
	I started training and then dude, like I realized I wasn't a racist.
	I was just angry.
	I mean, I'll never forget, dude.
	I always tell people the first day I trained, I got the shit kicked out of me, covered in blood, bro.
	Like first moment in my life, I ever felt happiness.
	First moment in my fucking life, I ever felt happiness.
	The shit kicked out of me.
	Just all the anger went gone.
	Why do you think a lot of it just comes out when you're, because I had a moment where I was, like I was just training jiu-jitsu for a while.
	And there would be times after the end of class where I would just kind of start tearing, like just so much emotion would come out of it.
	All the anger.
	But I mean, again, dude, like, you know what I mean?
	Why I got so mad dragons.
	Like I went through like pretty severe trauma as a kid, like pretty fucked up trauma.
	Or like I could sit there and joke about it.
	But I mean, dude, I remember, I remember I've told the story once, dude.
	Like I was in probably third, fourth grade and fuck, man.
	I used to always sleep in my mom's room because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom.
	So like I would like sleep by the door.
	I'd sleep on the bed.
	I used to make sure she was all right.
	Yeah, I'd sleep under the bed.
	You know, I'd sleep by the door because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom.
	So like one day, dude, it's so fucked up.
	Like he just got a bad fight, like third, fourth grade.
	And I, uh, my dad's like, fuck that.
	He's not sleeping.
	He's not sleeping here tonight.
	He's not like, kick him out.
	And so I like army crawl under the bed.
	I'm sleeping under the bed, right?
	Under the bed?
	I'm like laying on the bed, like just laying underneath the bed, like as they're fighting.
	Cause I think my dad's going to kill my mom.
	Wow.
	He was that violent?
	Yeah.
	He's just a coward, you know?
	So anyways, like, I remember we had like dogs, you know, we're white trash and the house was like flea infested.
	You have a dog under there with you?
	No, no, dog was there with me.
	But I remember laying under the bed and like fleas were just like jumping all over me, you know, and I'm like, and I think there might have been like a dildo next to me.
	I shit you not, dude.
	Oh, man.
	So picture this kind of like orange looking carpet.
	So picture like me, like third, fourth grade.
	Yeah.
	Laying under a bed, fleas jumping all over me.
	There's a fucking like dildo next to me.
	Yeah, sounds like a Japanese game.
	Like you put the dildo underneath the bed, but it's not sanitary.
	Put it in your fucking drawer.
	Yeah, at least put it in a drawer that has a bunch of gum and coins in it.
	Under the bed of the fleas.
	Dude.
	That's scary.
	So anyways, my dad gets on top of my mom.
	She says, like, I remember he said, like, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to kill you.
	I'm going to fucking kill you tonight.
	Maybe it's just rough sex.
	We don't know at this moment, right?
	And you were under the bed?
	I'm under the bed.
	So he starts strangling her.
	And I get out.
	And the only thing I can see is a guitar.
	I just fucking crack him in the head, call the cops.
	And then he gets to, I run down the street, calls cop, gets arrested.
	My dumbass mom bells him out of jail.
	But it's like, I mean, even that, like, I mean, that was like, I would even say that's the tip of the iceberg.
	I mean, I remember like being a little kid.
	So I would always miss school because my dad would get home drunk, start drinking at like six.
	He would get home at like seven and like just be up at like three in the morning, just like tell my mom, tell him drinking, tell my mom she's a whore.
	He's not a killer.
	Like, and I remember I used to like.
	What a loser, huh?
	Sorry to say that about your dad.
	He's kidding.
	Died of cancer.
	But anyways.
	He's down to cancer now.
	Yeah, yeah, he died of cancer.
	Yeah.
	Fucking, you know, hello.
	Pop you from the hate inside of him.
	I hate to say that about him.
	He was just drugs.
	He had lots of lots of drugs, pain pills.
	Why don't do drugs?
	So I remember like I used to sit there and just kind of like hug my mom's leg in the, in the kitchen.
	You know, like we had this little nook and she would like go in the nook and I would just sit there like all night long.
	I'm by like the feet of my mom and my dad like, I'm going to fucking kill you and this and that.
	And I'll never forget like he would talk about like burning her face with acid.
	And mind you, I'm in elementary school.
	I'm in elementary school, right?
	So like.
	So that's a lot of responsibility than you feel probably just to like take care of yourself.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Now he'd always tell her that like, if you cheat on me, and she probably was cheating on him, if you cheat on me, I'm going to like cut you up and put you in a bottle of acid and bury you.
	So now you fast forward this, like I don't go to school.
	I'm up till three in the morning.
	And I couldn't stay awake in school.
	Like, so like, I remember I was like in third grade, no, second grade, and I kept falling asleep on my desk.
	And my teacher took my desk away from me and she made me like, like, stand up.
	And so me, I'm like, fuck you, being this little kid.
	I just went and fell asleep on the ground.
	And mind you, like the school system's like, oh, Sean, like he's just a bad kid.
	They don't realize him up until three o'clock in the morning.
	Like, you know, late.
	I mean, fuck, dude.
	I remember.
	It's hard to stay up late and learn.
	Dude, I remember like laying in bed.
	Like, I remember I stopped believing in God, man.
	Like, fucking, like, I had fucking, yeah, it's crazy shit, dude.
	Crazy shit, man.
	Yeah.
	It's okay, man.
	It's a lot of that's sad, dude.
	I used to be scared at night.
	Like, I used to stand up.
	Like, I heard when I was a kid that, like, if you peed around your, like, animals could pee somewhere that other animals wouldn't come.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Huh?
	Have you ever heard that?
	Yeah, I'm sorry, bud.
	So, ah, man.
	I'm sorry, buddy.
	That's all good, dude.
	We don't have to talk, man.
	I can just sit here with you for a minute.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh, fuck.
	Six seconds.
	I can just sit here.
	We can just sit here.
	No, it's all good, dude.
	Six seconds.
	I just process it.
	I don't know.
	I think the only thing that people understand, you know, sometimes it just comes out.
	Oh, no, dude.
	Like, I remember I have a hole in my gum.
	I remember I had a hole in my gum.
	Yeah, when I was a kid, I used to scratch my gum.
	I have a hole in my gum.
	Just from being nervous and stuff?
	Nah, just anxiety, you know?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, even to this day.
	Yeah.
	I mean, in the day, dude, like, I'm a grown-ass man.
	I don't give a fuck.
	I mean, you could post this.
	I don't care.
	Oh, dude, I don't have any.
	No, it's all good, dude.
	I mean, it's what it is, dude.
	Like, it is what it is.
	Like, people understand.
	Like, when I talk about, like, oh, I kill a man.
	It's like, you don't understand, dude.
	Like, when you go through that level of trauma, like, you just view the world differently, you know?
	So it's like, I have a hole in my gum because I'd have so much anxiety as a kid and I would just scratch my gum until like, I'm in just blood, you know.
	And, you know, you're like, you're in pre-elementary school.
	You don't know why you're doing it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Fucking hey.
	I remember like, like suicide, you know?
	Like, you don't even know what suicide is when you're a kid.
	When you're really talking about suicide, like being a little kid, like laying in bed, like just like, man, I'm just fucking, I'm done with this shit.
	You know, like, there can't be a God.
	It makes me sad.
	Yeah, it's fucked up, dude.
	No, it just makes me sad that a kid has to feel that way, you know?
	Yeah, so like any kid.
	Whenever Dreykus goes on there and like he jokes about that shit, it's like, dude, you have no idea.
	It lands in a real place.
	Oh, yeah, no, like, I'll fucking kill you, dude.
	You have no idea.
	You know, and I think the issue is, too, like, when you're a kid and you're made to be a victim your whole life as an adult, you're just like, never again, dude.
	I will fucking kill you.
	You know, it's like, so as an adult, you have someone that comes and talks to you like a certain way.
	You're like, dude, I will fucking kill you.
	It strikes the same chord.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I mean, and this is like, as a comedian, you got to joke about trauma.
	Like, people think, like, I joke, like, I joke about all this shit.
	Like, you know, as we're laughing, like, you got to joke about, like, you got to joke about it.
	If you don't, like, how do you process that?
	You know, how do you, how do you process that kind of abuse?
	I mean, I'll never forget my brother.
	My brother, we were like upstairs once and he taped and he taped knives in his fucking leg.
	I mean, we're talking elementary school.
	He was gonna go sit on the couch with my dad and stab him.
	You know, it's like that level of shit, you know?
	Yeah.
	It makes you kinda want to kill a man, but yeah, you fucking.
	I mean, we've all gotten this shit.
	Your brother a pretty nice guy.
	Yeah, he's alright, you know, he's a close friend.
	Yeah.
	It's like, it just gives you like, oh, shit, you can't, yeah, you can't fucking deal with.
	But yeah, man, life's good.
	I make a lot of money now.
	I'm happy, but, you know.
	Did you think like because I remember being so scared when I was a kid?
	Like, I was saying, like, I remember hearing that, like, animals, if you pee, like, animals, if an animal peed somewhere, another animal wouldn't come.
	So I would stand up on my bed at night and I would pee around my bed in a circle because I was afraid that things were going to get me.
	No shit.
	Who were you afraid?
	Like, any particular?
	Everything.
	Everything.
	I mean, I was just afraid of everything.
	Well, I mean, you didn't really grow up with a dad, you know, like I understand.
	Yeah, I just didn't have anybody just teach me about anything.
	I was just like an...
	I just felt like a...
	I think I felt worthless, probably.
	Like, I mean, you had a dad, but like.
	Yeah, but I think not having somebody like communicate with you or fucking treat you, I don't know.
	I don't know what it was, but I was just really scared.
	Yeah.
	That's why I think when I see a lot of you guys, like, I think there's a lot of guys out there who, fuck, I wish I could have been even able to defend myself in my neighborhood or anything.
	Like, I didn't have anybody look out.
	You know, I just didn't.
	So I think, you know, you see guys, man, like you guys, it's like at least, you know, even though you're fighting each other, it's still like.
	Well, you got to learn it.
	You got to want to be violent.
	I mean, there's some guys like, you know, there's some guys like John Jones, who's just a, he's a fucking athlete.
	You know, he's just like, there's some, there's a lot of athletes and there's guys like me who are like, if it wasn't fighting, bro, I would be jail.
	I'd be in jail.
	Like, it's not like, like, to have like, you know what I'm saying?
	Like, I truly have a deep down urge to kill somebody.
	Like, I can't, it doesn't go away.
	Like, I just like, I don't know what it is, man.
	Like, you know, you just think like, yeah, it's fucked up, dude.
	You know, so like when I train, it gives me tools to process it.
	But like, there's definitely something inside me that like tells me that like the moment I take someone's life.
	And now wind you, we could probably agree that it's because you have so much trial and you're victimized that like that's your way of like protecting you and saying that if you go and kill somebody, like you'll be happy.
	And I would, like, I would if you could let me kill a man.
	Like, happy is I can't, but.
	Right.
	Some places.
	Some places, right?
	But you're, you know, you're pull up in Memphis.
	Do what you want.
	But see, I don't know.
	Like, a lot of times I don't know what it's like to talk to normal people.
	Yeah.
	I have some people who know exactly what it's like, who've been molested, who've been abused, you know, and it's like, I have some people know, you know, been beat up.
	These people know what it's like, but you go talk to the average person, like, man, you just don't know.
	It's like, some people do, but you don't know what it's like to be able to, like, the only thing like that would make me happy is the fucking literally cave in your fucking skull.
	And like, the only thing that would, but I truly want is the fucking, like, make somebody hurt.
	Fucking hurt.
	Yes.
	You know, and then the problem is, like, it makes me volunteer volatile.
	So I don't really, even to this day, like, I don't go out much.
	You can't trust yourself, probably.
	I can't trust myself.
	Because I want to.
	It's not like, it's not like I get angry.
	And like, when I want to attack Drake, I wasn't angry.
	Yeah.
	When I went to Drake.
	I was joyful.
	Oh, I want, I was more than happy.
	It seemed like a Christmas attack.
	It's the only thing that made me happy.
	I'm like, I remember sitting there, I mean, because once I fucking, he started tackling me and I started dropping like these 12 o'clock elbows.
	You will get a sentence.
	I'm just saying.
	Bro, that was so fucked up too.
	And I'm so happy they didn't get it from a right angle.
	I bit him.
	I shit you not.
	So I, whenever he went into me, and I remember like at that moment, like, you'll watch.
	He's handsome.
	Yeah, no, he's a good looking dude.
	So this moment he tackles me, watch, and you'll see right there.
	I start thinking, you see, my head goes up towards him.
	I started thinking, like, how could I hurt this man?
	I'm going to take a fucking chunk at it.
	I'm going to bite his fucking ear off.
	Yeah.
	And he goes to the end of the day.
	And then I remember like telling myself at that moment, like, Sean, you can't do that.
	That's something you can't walk away from.
	Right.
	If you do that.
	Right.
	You're going over another line.
	If I go over that, then you're going to jail.
	You're a cannibal.
	Then I'm a fucking cannibal.
	You don't want to be that.
	Like, look, Sean, we'll accept certain things.
	Right.
	Okay.
	You know, so like whenever you like, it gets scary because you don't know like that line must be so I just don't leave.
	I don't leave my house, dude.
	It's too risky.
	It's too risky.
	And most people I meet are fucking great.
	Most people I meet are great.
	They ask for a picture.
	But like, it only takes one guy to be like, hey, you know what?
	Fuck you, you piece of shit.
	Yeah.
	And next thing you knew, I'm fucking on, I'm caving his head on the school on the ground.
	Damn, it reminds me of like when people, like my sister, they have like pit bulls and you see people.
	100%.
	That was, yeah.
	I hate to say that.
	No, it's like no, it's like it's a no, this is what it is.
	It's like a dog, bro.
	It's like.
	Well, it's an animal.
	I wouldn't say adult.
	I don't know.
	The problem is it feels good.
	It's not like, it's like, I don't know.
	Everyone's like, oh, you get blacked out angry.
	Like, I'm not angry.
	Like, I'm like, I mean, I'm almost like this in euphoricness.
	Like, it's a bliss.
	It's like, it's like, yeah, just, it's, it's peaceful, you know?
	Yeah, man.
	But I'm better, dude.
	Like, you know, MMA helps.
	Like, I always tell guys, like, I used to think guys with PTSD were the biggest pussies.
	You know, like, I'm like, PTSD, like, what, you can't leave your house?
	You can't have relationships.
	Oh, you have guys claiming PTSD from like getting, cause there's new speed bumps in their neighborhood.
	But, you know, what I would say to that, though, it's like, and I have so much more sympathy for like guys who suffer from that because you got to understand that I was born in it.
	Like, like, I was born in the life.
	I was born.
	Like, I mean, I remember I stopped believing in God when I was in elementary school.
	I was laying in bed crying, thinking about killing myself.
	Yeah.
	Like, there can't be a fucking God here.
	How is there a God?
	Like, why would I be in this situation if there's a guy?
	Ain't no fucking God.
	It's heartbreaking to think that a child would have to have those thoughts and thoughts.
	Oh, yeah.
	My earliest memories, dude.
	Like, I don't have, like, when I think back in, like, when I think of a kid, I cannot cannot recall one good memory.
	Not one fucking good memory as a kid.
	So you cannot pay me to relive my life.
	You cannot fucking pay me.
	Now it's fine.
	Yeah.
	But when I used to, like, with PTSD, I used to like, look at like soldiers coming home.
	Like, you guys are pussies.
	Yeah.
	Like, what the fuck's wrong with you?
	And then you realize, like, I grew up in the life.
	I grew up in it.
	I learned how to cope and how to deal.
	I learned that don't go out in public, hide away from people.
	Like, don't go do these things.
	But I couldn't picture being like a 20, like, I couldn't picture being 24 years old and being a normal guy.
	Like, I like life.
	I like chicks.
	I like going to a party.
	I like drinking.
	And all of a sudden, like the curtain drops and you're like, who the fuck am I?
	I can't, I'm volatile.
	I can't go out.
	Like, rough man.
	Fuck.
	This is why training, I always tell people like.
	That saved your life.
	Oh, not in my life.
	And this is what people are like, I want to be a mess.
	Probably saved the life of about 20 just random strangers on the street, too.
	I mean, I used to walk.
	I remember a kid, dude.
	I used to walk in bad neighborhoods with a knife, just like, just waiting, like, give me a chance to kill somebody.
	Give me an opportunity, you know?
	But it's like, and people always like, I want to be a serial killer.
	Like, I'm not a, I'm not a high-functioning psychopath.
	Like, that's not what I. You gotta be so organized, I think, to do that.
	So what would have happened is I would have been another statistic.
	I would have been walking down the street.
	Some guy would have, some guy would have, I would have killed him.
	I would have been in jail.
	And I'd have been, then I would have probably been a white supremacist.
	And that's my life.
	You know, I'll never forget.
	I was driving, I got arrested when I was younger, obviously.
	Who the fucking thought, right?
	Yeah.
	I knew it.
	Yeah, two GBI, two family GBIs.
	And I was driving back from court and fucking, I was on a motorcycle.
	And this guy, like, this guy, I'm just, I want to hurt somebody.
	I'm angry.
	I'm pissed off.
	I'm looking at fucking hard prison time.
	I'm just angry.
	He's on a motorcycle.
	And I guess I kind of, I cut him off.
	Like, I mean, I manipulated the situation.
	I manipulated the situation because I wanted to fucking hurt somebody.
	And he pulls over and I get off my bike.
	And I'm literally like in this moment, like, I'm going to fucking kill this man.
	And then the moment I get off my bike, he pulls out a badge and like, he's a cop.
	And I'm like, oh, shit.
	And I remember the guy, like, the guy was generally concerned.
	Like, hey, man, like, are you okay?
	Like, the fuck's wrong with you?
	You know, because he knew, like, he knew.
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	There was a point in my life, too, where, like, I didn't.
	I must have been grateful then that he did that almost in a way.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, if he didn't, like, who knows what happened.
	I remember there was one point in my life, dude, where, like, I was just going through it.
	I was in the UFC too at the time.
	And I was just like, I lived in Temecula.
	And there was like a big motorcycle gang population.
	Like, I don't know, Vagos or some shit.
	And I remember, like, I just was like, dude, I lay in bed and like, I was hurting, dude.
	Like, not like, I don't know if it's depressed, but it's like.
	Well, your body's not supposed to, as a kid, you're not supposed to have that much pain inside of it.
	So no, this is like my 20s now.
	I remember 20s and like, I just like, it gets, you build up so much.
	We're like, I need, I, I have to do something.
	Like, I need to hurt somebody to make this go away.
	And I remember, I'll never forget that it happened, but there was like, I was driving, there's a vago.
	I'm like, this is the one.
	This is the one.
	What's a vago?
	It's a gangbanger, like a mortal.
	I was like, I was like, this is the, like, I was like, this is my victimist, like, this is my crime that like, if I can't get away with it, he's a gangbanger.
	Wow.
	He'll accept it.
	Like, I could kill this man somewhere if there's not a camera.
	And there's a chance that we don't get away.
	And I remember, like, I'll never forget.
	I went in front of him and that day and I like fucking, oh, cut him off and flipped him.
	I said, fuck you.
	And then I was like waiting for him to like follow me somewhere.
	And I even had it planned out.
	I was like, I'm going to UFC.
	I was going to take him to the city.
	Yeah, it's into Mecca.
	I was going to take him to like a dirt road and just fucking kill him.
	You like Aaron Hernandez?
	I just beat him to death.
	And then, you know, it's exciting.
	It's scary at the same time you're thinking about doing it.
	And then he just like, I guess he just didn't want it.
	He just drove away, flipped me off, drove away.
	But all it took, like all it took was one other look.
	Like, all right, fuck you.
	I'm going to follow you.
	Fuck.
	Next thing you know, dude, I'm fucking, I'm going to be in prison handcuffed.
	Right.
	Because, you know, you're so angry.
	You don't think about consequences.
	You just think about like, I'm hurting so much.
	Like, there's so much pressure in me.
	Like, I got to get this go.
	I got to make it go away.
	Yeah.
	It just, man, it's fucking crazy that it's just, it's so unfair that how much pressure like sometimes people have to have in them for shit they didn't even do.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	Well, it's because your brain, you know, it's like your brain tells you that this cave is bad.
	Don't go there.
	It's like an evolutionary, like.
	Yeah.
	Like, so, and one of the hardest things for me, it's like, I was brought up in a world that doesn't exist.
	So like I was brought up in this like primitive, primal, fucked up world where like my brain was telling me that you are in a very bad place and the world's bad.
	Right.
	So my brain evolved to be violent.
	It involved to be violent, hypersexual, aggressive.
	And then as a man now, I'm in 2023.
	How do I function?
	Yeah.
	Like I got to go through, I got to go through the world as an, like, this is not what my brain was evolved for.
	Wow.
	So that's what training helps.
	You're almost like a time traveler must feel like in a way.
	Well, because I involve, like, my brain evolved in a very primitive way.
	Like, it evolved in like, like, you got to kill this man.
	You got to fuck that girl.
	Like, there was a communal porn box.
	Like, it's not fair.
	But it is what it is.
	But it is what it is, right?
	You can't always keep looking back at it.
	We just move on.
	And right now I'm happy, bro.
	I mean, you're happy.
	Your life's good.
	I mean, you went through some shit.
	We've all been through some shit.
	Like, if you look at the statistics of child abuse, we've all been through some shit.
	Some people more than others.
	Fuck, my life was fucking Disneyland to some people.
	I know.
	I mean, I'm just working.
	Like, as like as I get older, I just stay away from people.
	Do you think it's gotten better or worse over time?
	Oh.
	Oh.
	It's definitely better.
	Like, my mental state of mind.
	Like, dude, having a girlfriend helps.
	Yeah.
	I know you said that you're really in Slack.
	You're like, yeah, I really like having this.
	So it's like, dude, whenever she's gone, like, and mind you, I like, I could go fuck anybody I want if I don't.
	Yeah.
	But like whenever she's gone, dude, like I would just be in my house and I start looking at all the things I own.
	Like, I have a couch, a fucking TV.
	Like, why do I have this shit?
	I don't want this shit.
	And you start like, and you start just getting like crazy.
	Oh, yeah, I don't do well alone.
	And that's what that's one of those things, too, where like a lot of people with trauma, you self-isolate yourself because it feels good.
	You want to be alone.
	And you want to keep yourself away from people.
	A lot of times, like, I want, if I'm angry or whatever's going on with me, the last thing I want to do sometimes is just put it around anybody else.
	Like, exactly.
	You want to be most like all these mass shooters, all these killers.
	Like, you want to be alone.
	Like, you want to be quiet.
	You don't, people make you feel outcast and they don't make you feel right.
	And so what you do is you listen to those thoughts and you stay alone.
	And then you just, and the moment you go out, say, I'll be out alone.
	I'll be alone.
	I'll go get food.
	Like, no, Sean, get out of the house.
	Go get food.
	Right.
	Do something because it helps.
	But it doesn't help.
	But it doesn't help you because you have so much of that fucking risk potential.
	So now that part.
	I'm in and out and I'm looking at all these fucking people and I'm just like anger is just building inside me.
	I'm getting fucking angrier.
	So my girl's helped me a lot.
	Yeah.
	Function.
	Function.
	Yeah, she's helped me a lot, dude.
	Do you have like some fun memories from you were a kid?
	Like, was there something fun that you guys used to go do?
	Like a yoga trick-or-treating or something like that?
	My brother, I mean, my brother was like my dad.
	Was he really?
	But my brother was fucking brutal to me.
	Like, you know, my brother's three years older than me, and you're having a, he was like my dad.
	You're having him raise me as a kid.
	And all he knows is shit he's seen or learned.
	Oh, yeah.
	So my mommy, he'd fuck me up, beat the shit out of me.
	Like, I get to, I remember I'd get, every day my mom would come back from work.
	I'd be fucked up with bruises.
	I bet he feels horrible about it.
	I mean, it's kind of hard, dude, because it's like, you're a kid raised in a kid.
	Right.
	You know?
	It's almost not even fair for him to feel horrible about it.
	Yeah, you know, so it's like, I mean, I remember we had a fucking prison whip, bro.
	My dad had a prison whip, and my brother would be like, fucking, if you don't clean the house, I'm going to whack you with this thing.
	You're going to hit with a fucking prison whip, dude.
	It fucking takes skin off the bone.
	I mean, it takes fucking skin off, but I wouldn't like it.
	It's not good, dude.
	It's a big metal plastic whip.
	So you take my dad, then you take my brother, just, you know, like, just adds up, dude.
	And it's scary to think, man, so many people go through so much shit.
	It's plastic, bro.
	The prison whip is plastic.
	You got to go type in prison whip.
	Modern prison whip.
	Modern prison whip.
	Yeah, this motherfucker's looking at like the 1500s and shit over here.
	Nah, it's a hard plastic rod, bro.
	Yeah, it's kind of like that, but like, that's new age.
	That's some prison shit.
	That's a new age shit.
	But yeah, man, it's been a good podcast, CO.
	Good shit, dude.
	Well, I'm trying to think if there's anything else that we can talk about that makes me.
	Allow a little bit less depressed.
	Well, I just think, no, I think just like when you talk about that kind of stuff, like I do realize like when I'm able to share things, like, because some people, that's the one of the gifts that some people have, right?
	And I believe this is like, you know, people that went through something that was super, really tough, right?
	And they're able to get through it.
	And then if they are able to articulate what it was like and how it affected them, if they were able to do all that and get through it and still have some way to articulate it, that's where it's able to be beneficial.
	The difficult thing with me, it's like with fighting, like I was able to get pussy.
	I was able to like be with women and have that.
	But most big women too, I bet.
	Big women.
	But guys, the problem is like a lot of guys like me, that's not necessarily the case.
	They don't train.
	They don't fight and they just self-isolate.
	You just got to like, yeah, man, it's hard.
	Just what I would tell anybody is just don't self-isolate.
	Even though it feels good and you want to fucking, you know, feels good.
	I'm like, I just don't do it.
	Yeah, I'll do it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because I'll like go against.
	That's why I go to like recovery meetings and stuff because it makes me go to a meeting.
	I have to be in a room where people like, like, one thing I like about recovery meetings is like, you're able to share how you feel in there about shit and nobody can cross talk.
	So you go to recovery meetings?
	Yeah.
	Does it help?
	Oh, it helps a lot.
	Yeah.
	It helps a lot, bro.
	It's a lot of people talking about all this kind of shit.
	Well, addiction, addiction's real.
	Yeah, addiction.
	I mean, like, fuck, man.
	I mean, we all got addictions.
	You know, mine a lot was women.
	You know, prior to my girl, like, I had a bad, like, sex addiction.
	Not sex addiction, but it's like, just like all guys, like, you know, you're a single guy.
	The only thing that makes you feel good is chasing a woman.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know?
	Oh, when I was young, dude, like, once I learned about jerking off and everything.
	Oh, that's bad.
	All downhill.
	All bad.
	If I had a thought, an idea, anything, I would just jerk off.
	It's funny.
	I actually get a lot.
	If I had a good idea, I'd go jerk off.
	Like, no, it's funny.
	I'll watch porn and the moment I come, dude, I get kind of pissed off.
	Yeah.
	But like, it's kind of weird.
	Like, so my dad, right?
	My dad, hypersexual dildos communal porn box that like I feel a lot of shame from sex.
	Yeah.
	So like, you know, like, I'll like, I'll watch porn, like, oh, jerk.
	I don't really watch porn much anymore.
	The second I jerk off, I feel so ashamed of myself.
	I feel so ashamed.
	But I grew up like that.
	I'll yell at my dick.
	Yeah, you're just mad.
	You're just mad.
	You went for that.
	You went for that temporary affection.
	Yeah.
	But you know what?
	It's the only way I knew to make myself feel good was that was the only good feeling I had in my fucking whole life was just like this.
	I was like, it's a chemical.
	You just should chase it.
	But you know, like, I mean, dude, I'm like, I'll get on a motorcycle.
	And I mean, last night going to the event, dude, my manager is with me and I'm driving like 120 through red lights.
	Coming back?
	Nah, he has another bike, but he didn't keep up, right?
	And I even told him, I was like, dude, don't, don't keep up with me.
	Like, just stay at home.
	Like, you just, I'll meet you at the event.
	We're going to the same play.
	I'm going like 120 through red lights.
	And it's just like that.
	Even though, like, yeah, you can't, but it just feels good.
	It makes you feel good.
	That like temporary high of feeling good, you know?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you just, exactly.
	It feels good.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, I mean, I guess we could wrap this motherfucker up.
	It's getting late.
	I would.
	It's getting late, but I would tell, I would just tell you guys that train, you know, don't isolate.
	Fucking man.
	Good luck.
	I wish you guys the best of luck.
	I believe that.
	Fuck, man.
	We're fucked, huh?
	Yeah, we're fucked.
	So have kids, you know, just don't fucking in.
	I know, I asked funny, we'd actually probably be really good parents.
	Yeah.
	But when you get so much trauma, you're like, I don't really know.
	I know it is a little risky.
	Dude, there's days where I'm like, I'd be a great dad, and there's days like I would leave those motherfuckers one long afternoon, and I'll fucking get some milk, brother.
	Like, damn, that milk's far away.
	That's what Mustafa's going to be thinking, man.
	But fuck, man, you know, at the end of the day, guys, we all know that I'm a little fucked up.
	Did it a little fucked up?
	We're all a little fucked up.
	Yeah, fucked up.
	We're all fucked up, dude.
	Wish you guys the best, man.
	And, you know, when I tell you guys, if you ever have those, like, fucked up feelings, come train.
	Jiu-Jitsu, MMA.
	It's like, it's a brotherhood there.
	You'll have a lot of people that are like-minded.
	Not, I mean, I train with a lot of normal guys, but there are a lot of guys who have been molested by fucking, you know, I know guys, I've trained with guys who've been molested.
	You know, it's like, yeah.
	Yeah.
	So it's like, if you're, if you're a guy going through some rough shit, you know, a gym is a good home for you or just go to a fucking meeting.
	Yeah.
	But a gym, there is something physical about it.
	Physically getting things out of your body is really interesting because I think there's different ways to do it.
	Yeah.
	You know, I think you can do it physically.
	I think you can do it by going to like therapy and stuff like that.
	Ayahuasca was super helpful.
	Did you ever do that?
	No, I've never, I do drug scary, dude.
	Yeah, this is different, though.
	I would never push a drug on anybody.
	This isn't something you could go do in an alley or before you get it.
	The problem is, dude, I know my inner thoughts.
	I know what I want.
	And it's like, I don't want to put myself in a position to where like.
	Yeah, it's true.
	Let's keep you chill.
	Yeah, you know?
	Let's keep you on.
	Imagine if I do something.
	Obviously, I don't ask is different, but if I do, like, if I start drinking alcohol.
	Oh, yeah, that's bad.
	Then like that, that wall that I put up in my brain is going to start coming down a little bit.
	Come down.
	So I just stay away from that shit.
	Yeah.
	But I mean, no fucking, you know, it helps from what they say.
	What do we know?
	Yeah, what do we know, dude?
	I don't know.
	We're just a couple fucking idiots stopping, crying the shit on fucking.
	Dude, you just beat up one of your fucking co-workers yesterday.
	Yeah, fuck him.
	Fucking deserved it.
	Yeah.
	The only thing that I will say about Dragas is you're very lucky that happened in a fight and not and not in the world because we would probably both be dead this day if that would happen anywhere else.
	Damn.
	God bless the UFC then.
	God bless the UFC.
	Sean, thanks, man.
	I appreciate it, dude.
	Happy holidays.
	A bunch of fucking fags, man.
	Oh, yeah, dude.
	Bunch of fags.
	My bad, dude.
	I appreciate you.
	Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

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