Theo is back with a solo episode of This Past Weekend, chatting about his recent shows in Las Vegas, a Halloween encounter with Ed Sheeran, getting a native haircut on the side of the road, 3 dolla brothas, and a lot more. He also responds to some of your voicemails, and talks to the Guinness World Record holder for longest female mullet.
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Sigh.
Man, sometimes I'll go a month without thinking I breathe.
You ever do that?
You're like, damn, that's what I'm supposed to be doing.
I'm just.
I need air to keep going.
I'm like a kite.
You know, I'm like a kite.
You know, I'm like one of God's kites.
We all are.
You know, it's like we need air to keep going.
But I forget about that, boy.
I just forget.
I just won't even take any.
I won't even, I guess I'm breathing, but I just don't even, I just, I'm doing like a little, like just breathing, but not, you know, not like, not really.
You know, I'm not doing the big, you know, them party boys, you know.
I'm not taking them big, them big hits off the universe like, like, I should be, because that's good for me.
Big breathing, they call it, I think.
When you're doing big breathing, boy.
But yeah, I'm like that.
I'm like a kite, I think.
I forget that.
I forget to fill myself with air.
What if you saw a kite just bouncing along the sidewalk, just rattling along?
You'd be like, damn, that's a fucking, that's the dumbest kite I ever seen, boy.
You'd be like, kite, get some air, homie.
He's just like, I don't know.
Can I have a cigarette?
You know, he's just like, God, that kite is a...
That's why you got to get that launch in you, baby.
Mmm.
But yeah, anyway, breathing.
And this is kind of the time of year I feel like I can finally sometimes take a breath.
You know, you can feel the holidays right up there.
They're coming.
You can hear the turkeys getting scared as hell, bro.
I saw a turkey the other day on Etsy buying a fucking shank.
I'm like, damn, these birds, these birds know what's up.
Even a fat sparrow, you see him getting a little fucking some talon chucks.
You know, some brass nucks.
Or some talon, you know, some talon chucks.
He just, you know, any fat bird right now getting ready to defend itself.
Because it's that time.
What in the hell is that?
Somebody's fucking gambling?
Anyway, what are we talking about?
Sometimes I forget to breathe.
That crazy.
I do it, but it's like this little back.
It's like this, this like, it's like this background breathing that's just going along.
I'm not really, you know, saying, all right, breathing, you want to do some fucking breathing?
I got you, homie.
I'm not taking my lungs for a walk, you know.
I'm just putting down a pee pad and just letting them pee there.
You know, that's what I'm doing when I'm just kind of like just not focusing.
But sometimes when I go, that's when I'm really taking my lungs for a walk.
Saying, all right, I'm going to take y'all to the lung park.
You know, I'm going to throw the ball and watch you go get it.
You know?
So that's, I think there's something about that spending time with your lungs.
*Sigh*
Instead of, I take my lungs for granted, bruh.
Real talk, I'll be honest, man.
I take my lungs for granted.
I take my lungs for granted.
My friend got bit by a shark once and his lung got some of his lung got missing or whatever it's called.
And then he ended up dying actually a few years later from, I don't even know what he died from.
God.
People will die from anything.
They don't even fucking, you know, it's like, you're like, damn, that's how Sherman died?
It's like, yeah, it's how he, you know, Sherman, he didn't like to do, you know, he's kind of like to just do his own thing, I guess.
But yeah, it's that time of year, I think, to breathe.
*Sigh*
Because it's when the wind picks up, you hear nature breathing like a, you know.
You see a kite, you know?
A kite is just out there just trying to decode the wind, baby.
A kite is just some arts and crafts trying to fuck the wind, bro.
That's all it is, man.
A kite is just some paper-mâché that's trying to fuck the wind, homie.
And that's on God, baby.
You know it.
Yes, Native American Heritage Cultural Month.
And yes, I rolled up on my boy, my boy Dreamer.
He does hair.
He does hair over in Los Angeles.
He does it over off Ohio Street in Sepulveda.
And he give great cuts, man.
And I rolled up on him once before.
And I love him, man.
He's really good.
He's a really compassionate guy.
And he was open.
I mean, he was open.
I guess you're always open if you don't have a real store.
You just have, you know, you're just setting up shit in a kind of like in a halfway house parking lot or whatever.
So, yeah, but he's, yeah, he's open.
And so I rolled up on him and I was driving by, so I stop, right?
And I get in a chair.
I was, you know, I was first in line or whatever.
And yeah, now this time I was in a hurry.
I was in a hurry, dude.
And I hate to be in a hurry when you're when you're talking, like, it's like, dude, we already, you know, I didn't do it, but we did some bad, people did bad stuff to Native Americans, bro.
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say that shit.
And you don't want to, it's hard to be like, look, I got nine, you know, I sat down.
I was like, dude, I got, I just, I'm in a hurry, you know.
And he just, he, he, he just, he just gets real natives.
You know, he gets, he real drops into the culture sometimes.
You know, he's just like, he's like, I am of the Wyandote and the mommy.
I am of the Wyandotte and the mommy.
I'm like, I respect that shit, bro, but I got to get these sideburns evened up, daddy.
I got to be up to 101 in eight minutes, homie.
You know, but yeah, he just, he, he'll get real native on it, you know, like in the eve of the setting sun.
He's just, you know, he'll just be like in the season of the quiet moon.
I'm like, bro, yes, I agree with you, but I gotta, we gotta, I need these bangs just a half inch off these bitches and I'm out.
You know, he's like in the valley of the two rivers.
I'm like, what are you talking about, bro?
I got a calik or what?
I got, you know, I just, I respect the topography you're doing, but I gotta go, homie, you know, do you take Venmo?
He's like, in the eve of the setting sky.
Are you with Sun Trust?
Whatever it is, brother.
Yeah, I just, I hate it.
I hated that I had to hurry, but, but I respect him, man.
You know, I respect Native Americans.
I respect anybody that's doing what they can.
I'm sorry about everything that happened to Native Americans, man.
I really am.
It shit breaks my heart.
You know.
And here we are trying to learn ways to live off the land again.
We've gone full circle, I think, because we're realizing some of the patterns of our civilization doesn't work out.
Some of the patterns, the mythological patterns of capitalism and of those sorts of things don't always work out.
So we're looking for solutions now.
So yeah, hug a damn native, brother, this holiday season.
Hug a fucking native, baby.
Buy him a squash, you know?
You know, buy them a corny copy.
You know, buy them a pork chop.
You know, get them a beautiful piece of meat, shank.
You know, but treat your native friends well because they are the leaders.
They are the champions of time.
So I'm really grateful to been there and to have this cut.
And especially them bitches, you know, back in the day, native, they scalp you.
So right when I sat down, well, when I sat down, his shit had his raid, his truck battery had died.
So we had to use my, I got a Cherokee.
I got a Cherokee, dude.
So we used a Cherokee to jumpstart his clippers.
So that was good, but it was a little risky too because I don't know how much, you know, if you got 470 volts, you're rolling through a fucking set of clippers, dog, that dude will, you know, he'll open up a damn your occipital if you ain't careful.
And that bitch, he'll damn, he'll line you, bro.
He'll line you up with the Lord, baby, if you're not real careful, you know?
So, God, that bitch was at a high octave.
You know, the second he put it on, the dogs were howling, you know, a couple streets over and shit.
But we got it done.
So thank you, Dreamer, baby.
Thank you.
I'm grateful.
And happy Native Heritage American Month, brother.
It's time we fucking quit bullshitting and we let these motherfuckers loose, dog.
We need to break into these casinos and let these motherfuckers loose, bruh.
And put them back on horses and let them take over this bullshit that we're living in now.
Native American Heritage Month is observed in November.
So that was beautiful.
What else?
We're going to talk to Tammy today.
Tammy Manis.
She set the record for the world's longest mullet.
And we want to learn a little bit about her and see what's going on with her.
What else?
When it hair doesn't work like it used to before.
And I can't keep you out of my mind.
Baby, I still love you.
It's Sheeran lyrics, boy.
Got to see Ed Sheeran's, baby.
I got to see Ed Sheeran's.
Here's what happened.
So I had some shows in Las Vegas, and thank you for coming out.
Somebody urinated on someone at one of the shows.
They said it was an accident.
It couldn't have been.
But that's okay, baby.
God does stuff like that.
And we move forward.
But it was really, really exciting.
I've been doing some bigger shows just because even at this rate, I'm going to be on tour for the next year or so.
I know there's some places where tickets have sold out.
Don't go pay extra for fancy tickets.
We'll come back and get you get it in a fair rate.
So don't do that.
It don't feel bad.
But yeah, so anyway, I got to go hang out.
I got to go see the chain smoker, right?
I've seen them before in passing, but I've never gotten to go see their band, so I go, right.
I'm having a nice time.
It's Halloween night, and I'm pretty beat.
It's been a long couple years or whatever.
So I'm just enjoying it.
It's a great show.
And Ed Sheeran comes out.
And Ed Sheeran's, baby, you know, if you've never seen Ed Sheeran's, baby, you know, he's just, I mean, he's from another country.
And when he comes out, man, he means it.
He's almost like, it almost seems like he's like Santa, like he could be related to Santa.
Because he came on stage and it was a, the vibe was great, right?
But he comes on and he was having so much fun that it just changed the whole energy.
It just like took the whole energy of the place into like a new, like another level of joy.
And it was just nice to see.
And the things that he was, he, he, it was Halloween.
And he just, he was dressed like a part of like a muffler, like a catalytic converter or something.
It was like a helmet.
I don't remember what.
It was crazy to look at, like a car part or something.
Like a, like a hero at a, at AutoZone, right?
And he rolled, he comes out on stage in that, right?
In this, you know, half of a air filter cover with eye holes.
And he's just having a blast, man.
He was having so much fun.
And it took, it just made everybody have such a good time.
And so then, like, you would think, oh, if it's a DJ set, because chain smokers are DJs, right?
They play DJ music.
So they played like Ed Sheeran's, like, most upbeat song.
I don't know.
I don't have it here in front of me.
But, and if you're on the YouTubes, you can hear, you can see I'm putting video in here because that's what I'm doing today with this.
And, but then they, as soon as the song went in, he thought he was just going to do like one song with the Chainsmoker guys.
Then he, they would start one of his next songs.
All right.
So it kept getting like more ballody, you know, because he sings like a lot of ballads and just, you know, he's, you know, he's got that emo egg, baby.
He's, you know, he's that, you know, he's that emo ganger, baby.
That's who he is.
And he's a masterful at it.
And, and so it kept getting more ballady.
And so at first you were like, no way everybody's just going to go along with this because it was kind of this up.
It was like this, you know, it was more hype in there.
And then everybody just goes more and more balladies till it's like we're almost just at a at an Ed Sheeran show.
And I think by the end, he's singing perfect and everybody's like singing along.
People are crying.
Somebody's admitting to somebody else that they're their real parent or something right next to me.
I'm like, what?
What the fuck, homie?
Get a gin and tonic and chill, dude.
You're about to pay some back child support, buddy.
That's insane, brother.
But it was just, it was just interesting to see if somebody shows up with a good energy.
Or if somebody really shows up with a good energy, that it can change the vibe of a space.
So that was just a neat, it was just a neat reminder to see that live and in person.
So I want to let you know also this holiday season, we're going to do something called relative rodeo, where if you, if you can get, you know, here's how you do it.
What you want to get is somebody hugging somebody in the family they don't usually hug.
So, you know, be like, hey, Jonathan, go hug Vanessa.
And one of you just secretly kind of films it.
And it's relative rodeo.
How long can you hold, you know, now don't get obscene.
Don't, you know, nobody needs to e-jack or nothing.
This is calm.
It's calm behavior.
These are good people.
But yeah, that's what it is.
We're just going to see.
I want to promote some love out there because sometimes, you know, Uncle Henry's over there and he don't like anybody fucking getting close to him or he will fucking chew his own shirt off.
You know, because he's got, you know, he's got fucking shingles in his fucking brain.
So that's when you tell, you know, get a family member, say, hey, won't you go hug him?
Let's see how long you can stay on him.
And just send me those videos.
And that's for during Thanksgiving time, you know.
No need to do it now, but I'm just letting you know.
And that'll be relative rodeo and we'll make a montage and put it up there.
I want to thank you guys for checking out the Tucker Carlson episode.
I thought it was interesting.
You know, it's just nice to get to spend time with somebody and chat with him.
Yeah.
That's all.
Yeah.
People ask, do I have a big plans a lot of times with podcasts?
Sometimes I have some things I would like to talk about, and sometimes I get scared to talk about them.
I'm trying to be more brave.
Sometimes I feel like I don't know enough.
You know, it's like, damn, I don't know enough about this to really comment on it and things like that.
But I was just grateful for his time, man.
I'm grateful for everybody's time.
I can't believe that we get to sit and chat with some, you know, different types of folks.
And, you know, the world really is becoming a lot smaller in a lot of ways.
So let me see what else I got here.
Baby, yeah.
Seven year?
Yeah.
I am of the Wyandotte and the mommy.
Uh, yeah, can you, I gotta shave my neck up, homie.
We gotta, you know what I'm saying?
All dreams spin out from the same web.
Uh, yeah.
Of course they do.
Um, you take PayPal.
You know?
May the stars carry your sadness away.
Yeah, I love that.
I also, um, yeah, I need you to get a little bit more right above my ears.
17 If the white man wants to live in peace with the Indian, he can live in peace.
Treat all men alike.
Give them all same law.
Give them all an even chance to live and grow.
All men were made by the same great spirit chief.
They all are brothers.
The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it.
Wow.
That's really profound, man.
That's really profound.
I just saw this on this website.
You know, I'm trying to think of what's been going on with me, man.
I'm off of masturbation.
So that has been nice.
Actually, I have done it.
I have done it.
But I'm not.
I'm off of pornography.
I'm off of pornography.
I've seen some light pornography or semi-accidental, I would say, in the past 50 days.
Two JPEGs.
Two JPEGs in the last 50 days.
And I like that.
My imagination is starting to come back a little.
In the middle of the day, I'll just imagine a damn ass cheek, bruh.
I'll just imagine an ass cheek.
And I don't find myself thinking as much perved out.
My brain isn't as perved out.
It's like...
Yeah, my brain deserves that.
You know, I shouldn't be showing my brain all that booty and all of that ass and everything.
So that feels pretty good.
What else is going on?
The holidays are coming up.
I am excited.
Oh, I got to take my niece to her first concert, dude.
That was so fun.
That was so fun, man.
We went to see Lainey Wilson and Hardy.
And she'd been going through some things.
And she was my first niece that ever existed, you know.
And I remember when she was born, I was just, man, she really, she really started to kind of change our family some because it was the first thing that we all had that we could all care about for our own reasons, you know.
But that we all cared about it.
We all cared about it.
And our family needed that.
We'd never had any.
We'd never had anything like that, really.
And so she's always had a real special place in my heart, you know, and she's cool.
She plays soccer and she's like, she's amazing, right?
And so she's funny.
She's creative.
She's got a huge, she's going to, she has, she adds, she's chat, you know, she's chatty.
She's always community.
You know, she got something to say or share.
She energetic.
So, yeah, but it was cool, man.
We got to go see Laney, who, and then Lainey let her come back and meet her.
So, dude, I was, I was, it was just fun.
So that was really exceptional.
And, um, and we got to watch Hardy, you know, Hardy, who's been on the podcast too.
And it was just, it was, uh, you know, because people will always be like, when's your first concert?
And, uh, and she can say that.
And so that was, you know, that was neat.
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Put your head on my shoulder.
Put your head on my shoulder.
The old days, man, it must have been romantic back then, huh?
romantic.
Boy, you see a girl and her skirt moves a certain way and you just you're mad.
You don't even need any gum back then.
People was so horny, bro.
People was so horny back then.
Oh, you'd see a girl put a barrette on across the classroom and when it snapped close, God.
God, your butt would get wet.
Boy, you bad boy.
Your butt would get wet, I bet.
Because you were so horny back then, brother.
You was, God, you was so horny.
I remember, oh, I remember one girl one time, she had a necklace or something, and it got caught in a button on her shirt, right?
She had like a pretty long necklace, like I think it was a good necklace for our area, but it wasn't real nice, you know.
Nobody knew that it wasn't nice, though, because nobody had anything nice.
And it got caught in this button, and she undid this button.
And at an angle, I seen a like a brawl, like a lace brawl.
Just a damn, just, and it was right on the edge of a U-O over her breast.
And it was just like a damn titty-doily.
It was just a damn titty-doily, baby.
And God, oh my God.
Every pimple on my face burst at the same time.
It was like the fountains at the Bellagio.
It was just, I mean, it was, oh, my God.
I didn't, and the inside of my throat got all wet.
I could not handle myself well when I was a child, you know, at that age, boy, you show up and you were just, oh, you, God, I remember.
You know, I remember one time my shoe lace got caught on something and I fell on the ground and just came.
I just, your body, you just, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Somebody's like, are you hurt, dude?
I'm like, yeah, I am.
I am.
And it's great.
You know, hurt, keep hurting me.
You know, it just was a different time.
Anyway, sorry.
You got to get it out of your system, brother.
You got to get it out of your system, baby.
I'm going to do that.
It's winter.
It's no vomber.
You know that?
It's native.
Let's look it up and see what it means.
What does Nauvombur mean?
The 11th month of the year.
Hmm.
What else?
We got a call that came in right here.
Let's hear it.
What's up, Peyton?
Right there.
And thank you for calling, brother.
And tell Eli and Arch I said, what's up?
And Cooper.
No, but I hear he's a nice guy.
Onward.
Why don't we see more black ghosts?
Where are all the black ghosts?
I feel like they're underrepresented in the ghost community.
Oh, dang, bruh.
Where are the black ghosts at, man?
They might be running late, bruh.
They could be just, you know, I don't know if what that, you know, I don't know what the afterlife is like.
And maybe black people have been through a lot.
They might be like, we ain't fucking, we done.
You know, we take, you know, we ain't, we, we, we, we done.
We, you know, we ain't doing, we ain't showing up and you don't even get paid.
Ghosts don't even get paid.
So that's, we ain't doing that shit.
I know that.
But yeah, they probably could just be running late, baby.
You know that.
Come on.
What else?
We got another call that came in.
And then I'll look at a little bit of news, too.
Hey, Theo, it's Jake from Indiana.
Jake, what's up, brother?
Let's hear more.
I got an issue that's been on me for a while.
How do you deal with being a sibling of a younger sibling of someone who's very successful and you just don't feel like you have the right tools to do what they did?
And being a young man in a factory, and that's all you got to your name, sometimes it feels like you're not doing enough yourself.
At least that's where I'm at anyway.
Thanks for the call, brother.
Yeah, you know, I felt this a lot with my brother.
You know, I felt other times I feel less educated than him, you know, less capable.
You know, sorry, I'm not trying to make this about me, but I'm just sharing.
I can relate to a little bit of that.
But I think that you have to look at your family as a group in a way.
You have to look at your blood as the, that's the sort of the marker for you, you know.
You're all part of you, you know, it takes everybody to get somebody out of the mud sometimes.
It takes everybody.
You know, sometimes you might have an older sibling that took a couple L's so you didn't have to.
You know, you might have somebody that's dealt with addiction or dealt with, you know, took like abuse from a parent or something.
So then the next kid didn't, you know, it's like, it's all, so one person's success is really, it's a familial, it's a familial effort, I think.
So I think if there's a way to take pride in it as a family, like, wow, look what our family has accomplished here.
You know, we have a family member that's a great singer or a family member that's a great artist or a family member that is a teacher, a doctor, a nurse that started their own mechanic shop or that is a great father.
That's another part we don't look at sometimes about success.
Yeah, if somebody says, hey, show me your success, what would you show them a picture of your family?
Would you show them a degree you've gotten?
Would you show them an award that you've won?
Would you play for them something that you made or would you show them a house that you had built or painted?
I think there's a lot of things like that.
Unfortunately, I think we have a society sometimes that doesn't measure a lot of successes like that, but that's just our society's choice at this time.
I don't think that that's a realistic.
I think that is an error, you know, errorful way that we have gone off on.
But what else?
Yeah, man.
But yeah, I think in trying to have trying to maybe sometimes I'll fantasize, like I have a sister that's a nurse.
Sometimes I'll put my, like wonder what she's doing or think about if she's giving somebody an IV or if she's sitting there joking, laughing with her co-workers or something or, you know, and I'll almost pretend like I'll pretend like I'm there being her for a second.
Or, you know, my brother is a, he's a tree guy.
You know, he did trees for a long time and now he is doing some more entrepreneurial, like trying to learn some arts and stuff like that and music theory and different things that he really enjoys.
And now he's doing different stuff.
But I was always so envious that he had like a business.
You know, we had like a, you know, he had a handful of employees, but he, you know, and he, but he woke up and he had a business.
And I always, I don't know, there would be sometimes I would like just fantasize that I was sitting in the work truck with him.
Or I don't know.
But yeah, it's hard.
It's hard not to be envious.
And I think some of that can come at times.
That's normal.
It's just like recognizing it.
And also, I think if it's a family member that's had some success, they'll recognize the parts that you've had in the making of their success.
You know?
Yeah, hang in there, baby.
You got this, man.
What else do we got?
Somebody right here.
Praise God.
What's up, Theo?
My name's Clay.
What's up, Clay, baby?
Hell yeah, boy.
And Clay, son, that's a very Native American thing, Clay.
You know, you ever meet somebody named Clay and then you just fucking try to shape them into something different?
Like, hey, I'm Clay.
You're like, you're a bull now.
Let's hear more.
I'm a shetty in a tree.
And yesterday I was going to the gym and I got scammed.
These dudes pulled up on me trying to sell some speakers.
The old trick.
But yeah, they got me good.
Got me for $1,000.
Hard-earned money right there.
But love the podcast.
Love the show.
Keep on going.
Praise, baby.
I'm sorry that happened to you.
Thank you for getting it out of your system here.
People get scammed all the time.
70 out of 100 people have been scammed.
Finesse, they call it.
People get taken advantage of.
But that's the fucking, bro.
Now you got to keep that machete on you, dog.
Keep that machete on you.
But yeah, you buy a couple speakers.
Next thing you know, you open the box.
And instead of some Rockford fire skates, you just got a couple of just rocks in there.
You got damn just two fucking...
You're like, damn, brother.
So it's unfortunate, man.
we got involved in a damn pyramid scheme.
We got somebody was doing glitter mining by us.
A man came through and over by the damn Gibson's parking lot, and they got about 12 of us.
And we lost all that shit, man.
They never paid up.
Oh, ended some marriages and everything.
One of the marriages was illegal anyway, so they shouldn't even have been fucking, honestly.
So it was a blessing.
You never know where the blessings are going to come in, baby.
Oh, God.
What else?
Hey, Theo, this is Nick calling from Brooksville, Florida.
What's up, big Nick?
And Nick rhymes with Dick.
D-I-C-K.
Dick, they can say it.
Let's hear more, Nick.
I was just wondering.
Thought you thought I was going to say Dick, didn't you?
Let's hear more, buddy.
I wanted some advice from you.
So I just graduated high school.
I became a welder, so now I'm doing that.
Amen, baby.
Way to get a trade right out the gate.
Get a trade.
Hell yeah, dude.
But I'm working night shift right now, so I really don't get to see a lot of friends, family, anything like that.
So I was thinking that maybe when I turn 19, I might join the Law Enforcement Academy and try to go down that route.
Just wanted to see what your opinions were on that and what you think I should do.
Yeah, brother, I love it.
I think we need more good officers out there and people, you sound like you can, you know, are able to verbally communicate clearly.
And yeah, in America, that's enough to give you a weapon and get you out there.
So I think you should do it, man.
And you could weld too, brother.
That'd be sick.
Just weld a fucking inmate to the back of a car, something weld that bitch in.
If somebody's real bad, if somebody's a killer or murderer, you just weld, just weld them bitches, just bead right along that door line and just weld them bitches in the back.
You know, and then put a couple damn bees in there.
A couple of God's fucking air ninjas in that bitch and let them loose.
God, I want you to be a cop.
So yeah, I'm all for it, brother.
I like your attitude.
You're already creating possibilities for yourself.
You're creating experiences.
It's so crazy how the second you decide to do something and you go take the first step, the other steps are a billion times easier.
It's unbelievable.
I'm proud of you, man.
Nothing changes if nothing changes, baby.
You want to do something different?
You got to do something different.
Praise God, Daddy.
Thank you, man, for calling.
It made me feel excited for some reason.
I think sometimes I live vicariously through other people's jobs, you know?
Kind of like I was saying about my family or people that are, you know, somebody calls in and they're a bus driver, a farmer, doing deliveries, you know.
There's things I used to love.
Like I used to love to get to paint.
I worked on my buddy's farm and I would do painting over there and I would get stung by bees and bitten by animals and I loved it out there and they gave me a gun too.
And I fucking shot a hole in this in a water reservoir and I lost my job.
But anyway, sorry.
What was I talking about?
But yeah, sometimes I like to fantasize.
What else we got going?
What's going on in the news right here?
Native American.
It's Native American Heritage Month.
I want to say thank you, man.
I want to say thank you.
You know, I'm core.
I think I'm eighth something.
Eighth Pontiac or something.
Yeah, my father had some type of Indian in him.
And it was some South American Indian.
But some of that blood flowed through him.
You know, and, oh, I think we've taken such a detour from being so disconnected from our Earth and planet.
And I think it's one of the reasons why we have so much sickness in the world today and mental, emotional sickness.
Because we're just supposed to be part of nature.
And we are on some other shit.
We're on some other shit.
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She's from Knoxville, Tennessee, and she's the grower of the world's longest mullet.
She's verified.
And damn, baby, she could grow grapes on that thing.
My God.
Tammy Manus.
Tammy Manis, nice to see you today.
Thank you so much for having me.
Yeah, congratulations on you got that scalp lava, baby.
You got all of it.
I've got it all fluffy today.
God.
And what, you taking it for a walk?
Is that a kind of the way you set it up for a Sunday?
Or is there, how does it go throughout the week, the hair care?
How is it?
It does not frolic freely during the week.
But I have my friend with me this weekend.
I have a family get together.
And so we can coordinate with doing this and getting it rebraided.
I have to keep it braided because otherwise, by the end of the day, my tail is dragging.
All of my tails are dragging because it's actually longer than I am.
Oh, wow.
So you've really outdone yourself, literally.
It's one of those things.
It's like, really?
You tried to do that?
No, just life happened.
I haven't had it.
Yeah, did you get forgetful?
Were you in a coma or something?
How'd you get it that long?
How long is it?
It is 68 inches long when it's fully stretched out.
I'm only 64 inches tall.
Okay, so there you go.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's so long.
And do you get scared?
Because it must be a little risk in there.
Like if you, you know, a mistake and you're a box fan or something like that, and your afternoon could change.
How you'd be in a neck brace?
I know where my tail is.
I'm pretty tail aware now.
Okay.
So, and like I said, it stays in a braid.
So and where I work, I usually wear a back brace because I'm old and it tames the tail.
Okay.
And when I sit down, it's funny.
My nurse manager, she actually says, I laugh every time you sit down to draw blood because I automatically just throw it over my left leg.
Oh, yeah.
It's like I know where it is.
That's beautiful.
Yeah, there's something lovely about that.
Does it almost feel like a pet?
Does it almost feel like a friend or something?
Oh, no, not a bit.
It's just, it's something I've had for 33 and a half years now.
So yes, it is a part of me.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I can imagine.
Well, you know, I have just a starter kit going on on the back of my head, but I'm.
Hey, dude, you got a mullet.
You're good.
Well, we'll see.
You know, it feels like me.
Once my hair got longer, it just felt like me.
It was like, oh, this is where I'm always supposed to be.
This is the way my head is supposed to have been.
Do you feel most comfortable with your hair like that?
Like, would you feel very out of sorts, you think, if you had to take it off?
I saw something once and somebody had just come up and cut somebody's hair and it made me nauseous.
I actually had a tail prior to this one back in 8089 and I cut it and it was only, you know, probably about five or six inches, which I still have.
Oh, yeah.
And I immediately felt this angst.
I was like, okay, that ain't going to happen.
So February 9th, 1990, I started growing this one.
So yes, it has a birthday.
Yeah.
So how old is it?
It is 33 and a half.
It'll be 34 years, February the 9th.
Praise God, baby.
And if we plucked a strand of it or a cord of it and we tested it, what would it test positive for?
Because you've got a long time.
Well, I always told, I told everybody I couldn't do drugs in my life because you can literally do a drug test on hair and I would have been in so much trouble.
But I've been a good girl.
I don't do that stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn, boy.
Because, yeah, I think, yeah, there's just so much of it.
You'd really be able to just kind of, you could probably find the exact Friday night that you smoked at Joint if somebody wanted to get real particular on there.
What does your mother think of it?
What does she think of your long hair and your world record now?
Because you're in the record books, aren't you?
Yes.
I actually have my beautiful tennis world record book here.
Yeah, that's so cool.
Yeah, I said I've.
Show me your page.
Let me see what page you're on.
Wow, Shawty.
That's awesome.
But back to my mom, I said, somebody made a negative comment once, and they said, oh, they must be so proud.
And I said, well, actually, my mom's probably up in heaven looking down, laughing her butt off now.
Yeah.
My mom passed away a few years ago.
But yeah, I think she would think it was hilarious.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
She's probably getting a good laugh out of it.
Oh, yeah.
She'd probably be like, well, it's just your hair.
I'm like, yes, mother.
People, what are some of the nicknames?
Are you got like maybe I was trying to think of something, maybe Billy Ray Punzel, maybe, or I'm trying to think of.
I like that one.
Really great punzil.
I think I probably started mine before he had his.
No, it's just, it's just, it's just the tale.
Everybody knows me for my hair.
I mean, people can't remember my name, but they go, I want the one with the long hair.
Yeah.
And it was, it was so funny because when I was on deployment with the state guard during COVID, I was in uniform all the time.
So after I got off COVID and I got hired at the health department, I didn't have to have my hair tucked anymore because I did it in uniform.
And the people were just like, you've always had that?
I said, yeah, I just knew how to hide it.
Wow.
So, yeah, you never know what people are hiding these days, boys.
You never know.
Yeah.
I work in public health.
Tell me about it.
God damn.
Yeah, dude.
You never know.
Somebody will show you a mold that they can piss out of.
It's just a weird world out there.
I tell people I could strangle you and they'd be looking for a rope, okay?
Yeah, now we're talking, huh?
You ever done any light crime with it, Tammy?
Oh, no.
I mean, it's like, you know, with all the people out in the world, you know, the hair and everything.
Nah, and I don't need that career.
Yeah.
What about any long-term plans with it?
Have you considered maybe doing Locks for Love or Locks for Lust even?
Hell, I'd buy a damn half a foot and make a damn orgy towel out of it or something.
I mean, I bet you got to realize the threat.
That's what I was saying.
Somebody said, you know about OnlyFans?
You know, for feed hair?
I said, no, no, no.
I like to keep a decent image.
No, I've had people say, so are you going to cut it now?
And I told the news person, I said, let me think about that.
No.
Yeah.
I'm very blessed because not everybody's hair will grow long.
That's a great point.
That's a great point.
She's almost doing it for the people that can't do it even.
There's a little bit of that in there.
Sure, sure.
We'll go with that.
And now, when you say if you go to heaven one day, right?
And you, what will, where you, does the hair go wicked?
Is it.
I hope somebody's up there that can braid it for me.
Oh, yeah.
Because I can't do it by myself.
I have to have somebody do it for me.
Now, that's kind of interesting.
You have to have a partner really to get to keep that hair well.
Yep.
And she's been in some of the videos that Guinness put out because they did a whole photo shoot, which was really cool.
And they've done different videos.
And I found a lot of them online.
I mean, because this story got out, which was amazing.
And I mean, some of the people's got the videos of my brother, who is more technological than I am.
He actually filmed a whole thing where she took it down and he did it in fast motion.
And then we did a whole time of braiding it because it takes her about an hour and 15 minutes.
To braid it.
By the time she, yeah, by the time she braids it and rewraps it, because I put a little crochet floss at the top, keep from getting so fuzzy.
Put little beads on the end.
Oh, damn.
I think you're getting it ready for church, huh?
And what kind of salve you put in it?
You put any salve or something in it?
What do you guys do over there?
Well, you know, I joked with somebody because they asked, are you getting hair care product promos?
I said, no, but I'm a ready-made commercial for main and tail hair and conditioner.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I bet half the preakness gets fucking pissed if you walk by.
Them ponies will show out, I'm sure.
Yeah.
It's actually a pretty good product, but I've used several things through the years, but I like stuff with Argonaut.
I have shampoo, condition, and then a leave-in conditioner right before she braids it.
Oh, that's beautiful.
God.
And it gets rebraided about once a week.
My, it sounds damn majestic.
Really, it sounds royal.
It really does.
I don't know.
I mean, if you see it, it comes all the way up.
Oh, yeah.
God.
Oh, yeah.
I'm like, if I could get you, it's kind of hard to show the whole thing just as well.
I get it, baby.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it kind of fluffy.
You tell the Irish in me there with the reddish.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sure, yeah.
I've heard people say, that's impressive.
I'm like, okay, thank you.
Now, you ever caught a lover on it?
You ever put a little chicken liver on the end of it or a butterscotch or something?
Just kind of you got a little toe line for you there.
I know, no, but I'm always careful of my own cats because they think it's a building cat toy right there.
Oh, they do, don't they?
They don't have a heart, do they?
It's something I've dealt with, so I know how to deal with it.
But yeah, it's a conversation piece.
Well, it sure is.
Well, it brought us here to talk to you today, Tammy.
And I just want to say thanks, yeah, A, for just doing something unique.
You know, it's fun to do something unique in your life.
And people don't realize there's all types of ways to find some way to be creative or to be expressive.
And I think that's just such a nice reminder.
I'm just who I am.
That's what I tell everybody.
I said, I just try to be nice, do my job well.
And I had one negative comment, one, I had several when all this came out and people were making some negative comments.
And I'm like, they were talking about the state of the world.
I said, yes, I'm in healthcare.
I understand how the world is.
If this gives somebody something to smile at, laugh about, make fun of, something different.
Oh, yeah.
If it takes your mind off of stuff going bad, that's fine with me.
I'm good with it.
Oh, you could stand by any river in Louisiana and you could charge a nickel every time somebody want to rope swing off into that thing, honey.
I'll say that.
I wish I could make a nickel off every time somebody made a comment about it.
I really don't.
Now, that's fair.
Hey, look, that hair tariff, baby, that's it.
Look, that counts.
Is there a meetup?
Is there a meetup for the Guinness World Record Holders?
You guys do an event?
Do you get to meet the guy with the longest tooth or the sharpest elbow or the guy who's been underwater for a month or whatever?
Not that I know of.
I know there's mullet meetups.
People have different.
That's for drugs.
So let's just call it.
I might have to turn that job down as a judge next year.
I was asked about.
Well, look, I'll just say, and the ones at the rest area are, I'll tell you that.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
God bless those people.
Yeah, we just wanted to say, hey, Tammy, you know, we know there's been a lot of hype and hoopla.
And I've gotten tagged in so many pictures wanting us to say hey to you and get to spend a little bit of time.
So just want to say congratulations.
Yeah, congratulations.
And thank you so much for chatting with us today.
We appreciate you.
I know my brother's thrilled because when I first got the invitation, we couldn't hook up.
And my brother was checking on my social media.
I actually gave him the passwords and he goes, oh my God, I missed the invitation from Thingapond.
I'm like, I don't have time to check all this stuff.
So I was looking you up and I'm like, oh, crap, all those people.
I'm going to be the most boring interview he's ever done.
And he wants to talk to me.
Okay.
Nah, you're great.
You're doing something unique.
You know, I could, you know, I don't have anything, you know, I'm not going to say I've never been the owner of anything long, but, you know, I never really, you know, God, God gave me what he gave me, you know, and that's fine with us.
Somebody said, you know, other people have long hair.
I said, I know people who can sing, but they're not on the voice.
It's just how lucky you get with what you got.
Yep.
I'm thankful and I'm happy.
Amen.
I like your attitude.
Happy holidays to you, Tammy, and thank you for your time tonight.
You as well.
Keep your mullet going.
Keep it trimmed.
You're good.
Yeah, I'll see you.
Maybe I might see you in the mullet streets next year.
All right.
Hey, take care.
Thank you so much.
You too, darling.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Thank you, Tammy.
Not often you get to talk to this real vine of society right there.
Just one of, God, just one of Mother Nature's damn, just a fern of beauty.
Oh, that's beautiful, that tail, boy.
You hang that thing out of a window at night, boy.
Seven raccoons will hump it, baby.
God, praise God.
Thank you, Tammy.
All right.
This is a call that came in.
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As always, the hotline is 985-664-9503.
Let's hear this.
Hey, Theo.
My name is Alex.
I'm from Denmark.
Denmark, baby.
Denmark did it.
Yeah, Ricky done it.
Denmark did it.
Onward, brother.
I want to start off by saying thank you for being you.
I've been through a year of depression and watching your videos and your insights, everything from your humor to how you tackle the deeper questions in life.
It's truly inspirational and it's been a big light in my existence at least, and I am sure for many others.
Well, thanks, man.
That's a nice thing for you to say, man.
Yeah, I'm just trying to do my best, man.
Just trying to stay alive, baby.
But yeah, that's very, that's a nice thing for you to say.
Onward, brother.
During this time, I have two questions for you.
Number one, I have Asperger, so I'm all tism out, baby, as you would say.
Damn, baby, you got the Eurotism, baby.
Gang.
Bro, we never fucking had that shit on it, bruh.
We never had the exchange rate on that freaking Tism, bro.
That Tissim or whatever they call it over there, you know.
Tissom, Tsom.
We never had that exchange rate on that.
We never had that shit, baby.
We never had it.
So, God, good to see you, baby.
Fucking Deutsch Mark, baby, with that TAM.
Fuck yeah, dude.
I knew that shit would make it overseas, baby.
You're all gonna fucking get it.
Praise God, boy.
We're all gonna be playing fucking Zelda somewhere in hell, baby.
Let's hear it.
Onward, sorry, man.
Sorry.
Tism out, baby, as you would say, which I love, by the way.
How would you go about a first date?
Like, how would you ensure that they doesn't tism out fully?
My second question to you is...
You don't try to do no sex.
You don't try to do no titty.
You don't try to do no booty hole or nothing.
You do regular.
You do communication.
You do constant positive energy.
You know, you do learning.
Get some coffee and maybe have a snack.
Have a snack.
You got to do something easy.
Drop somebody off.
Get them an Uber.
Don't try to make all the magic happen.
Don't take me, because there's no magic left in the sack, homie.
There's no magic left in the sack, baby.
You got to leave some magic in the sack.
So that's what I would do.
And if you have autism or whatever you got, baby Asburgers, fucking Eungsbergers, whatever you got, dog.
Fucking one of the Wahl burgers, one of them's got the shit, Ronnie or whatever.
Tell them straight up, hey, baby, you know, I'm that fucking spectrum donkey, homie.
Tell her straight up.
Tell her, show her where you at on the spectrum.
Bring a ruler.
You know, so that'll help, baby.
You're going to be fine, baby.
A lot of chicks will love a dude who got a fucking problem.
As long as it's an energetic one, as long as you do yard work and you fucking get out there and you build a damn Trevoli fountain or whatever out of the leaves or some kind of shit, she's going to love you, dude.
If you build an arch of triumph out of the damn, you know, out of some shit you're supposed to pull out of the garage, she's going to love you, brother.
And that's God working with you onward.
I've noticed in your last few videos, you're wearing these really cool black aviator style sunglasses.
I was Curious, could you share the brand and mall of those?
Because I would love to get them for myself.
Carry a bit of Theo swag on my day.
Hell yeah, baby.
And these are these autism fucking blonders, baby.
These are these tism blonders, dog.
They see me tizzing.
They hate that.
Bruh.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Autism.
Where the hoes at?
Not here.
I don't know what these are, man.
I don't know even where I got them.
I've been trying to find a sunglass company that will partner something with us and help us get some awareness out there or get some sunglasses out there.
Maybe we would do a good tism shade.
Maybe that would be nice.
Because really, autism is just kind of like God puts a filter on your shade in a way.
And it's like a unique shade that we don't know that much about.
And so I think that would be pretty cool.
So one of our goals next year is to get into doing some supportive stuff.
So it's just been hard.
You know, I got to get some more help.
And, you know, this year we've really spent a lot of our spare time just trying to build the podcast, honestly.
And I haven't done as many solo episodes.
Some of that's been because it's been stress.
It's been, it just, my stress gets built up and it's hard for me to breathe.
Yeah, I want to be in a calm enough place when I have these, when I do these, so I can try to communicate earnestly from somewhere in my brain or in my feelings or whatever.
And it just.
Yeah, so I just.
I just got to breathe more.
So hoping to have a few more before the end of the year.
But dude, Denmark, it's so crazy, man.
Thank you for communicating from Denmark and good luck with the disease and good luck with everything, brother.
We love you, man.
Praise God, baby.
God is doing work, man.
What else?
Oh, somebody got a tattoo of us right there.
Oh, that's beautiful, man.
Be good to yourself, it says.
Ooh, it's still bleeding.
Jesus.
God.
Okay, buddy.
Be safe.
Okay, be safe.
Oh, this one is cool.
This one is the little gang gang guy, the little animation guy that Bartos does, and he's a Polishman.
So if you wonder how the animation started, people say, well, how'd the animation start sometimes?
This man communicated and said, hey, I would love to do something and find a way to do something together.
And so here we are.
Just funny taking that first step, man.
All right, let's hear what we got here.
What's going on?
Hey, Theo Vaughn.
This is Riley.
What's up, Riley?
Let's hear more, baby.
Do it.
So recently at my middle school, there's this new kid that's transit.
What the fuck is middle?
Middle school?
Middle school.
What am I thinking of?
Middle school?
Like a what?
Okay.
Yep.
Yep.
Sorry, let's hear more, man.
This new kid that's transit over the years is the new year.
And, alright, so he's cool and stuff.
Alright.
Might be offensive.
I don't know.
No offense.
Oh, it's fine.
But yeah, he's a big black kid.
And I paid him $3 to know my friend to mess with my friend.
Okay, so you paid a brother $3 to mess with your friend.
Okay, we got it.
I think that's called...
I don't know.
Let's hear more.
And guess what he does?
He slaps him.
And he kept on requesting more and more money.
And he keeps on trying to get me to send him more money.
And I don't really know what to do.
Dang, homie.
That's what, see, look, man.
If you start a $3 brother, dog, you know what I'm saying?
You can't be expecting $5 behavior.
You can't be expecting $10 behavior out of $3 brother or any $3 hitman.
So I think you got to top him off with the extra that money.
I get him another $7 and say, hey, look, this shit ends here, daddy.
This shit ends here because he slapped him.
Damn, bruh.
You involved in damn crime, brother.
You in damn crime, homie.
God damn, brother.
Yeah, that's look.
I've been there.
You start a couple dollar brother on some low-key crime, and then you can't fucking stop.
He wants to, you know, because sometimes people get motivated a little bit.
It doesn't matter what the avenue is, whether it's, you know, for the good or the bad.
You know, in these days, crime, half of our government is crime.
So hell, that dude could be a damn mayor in six months.
But God, baby, yeah, seven, I say you hit him with that seven bucks, man.
I might even pay it off for you, man, because I don't want you getting involved in some shit.
I don't want you getting too deep in shit.
You're still too young, man, for that.
God damn, brother.
Oh, yeah.
I remember I'd lent a dude $8, some dude with no fucking shoes, and he bought a bunch of dope, and I had to go down to his fucking family, and their door was inoperable or something, some of the, and you had to go in and out right through their fucking window by the sink.
You had to fucking climb up this plant pot and get in there.
I was so scared, dude.
And they were In there, fucking they had a cat that was dying, and they were in there bottle feeding it.
And I was like, I do not need my $8.
I am getting the fuck out of this shit.
So, all right, this is a call that came in.
Hey, P.O., my name is Gabe.
I'm from right around the Lewiston-Auburn area of Maine.
Thank you for calling, Gabe.
I appreciate it.
Up to Maine.
Yeah, I've been up there.
There was a John Travolta touched.
Well, my buddy's daddy said John Travolta touched his leg once up there on a ferry.
Said he had beautiful legs for a 75-year-old onwards.
I know you mentioned before you really like Maine, and I saw you up here in Portland about a year ago when you came out here special.
We just had our first mass shooting in Maine, and it was actually right down the road from me at a bowling alley in a bar that I've gone to before, and I've gone to the bowling alley quite a bit.
I've always read about this stuff happening in other places, and it just kind of hits it home.
I mean, literally, right down the road.
I know a 14-year-old boy was killed, and it was like a youth night at the bowling alley, and I think our whole community up here is really taken back by it.
I didn't have any family involved.
I just knew, I knew of a few people who passed away, and obviously it's a small community and knew who they were.
I just don't, I don't think anyone around here really knows how to move forward past this.
I mean, with time, I guess, but I just don't know how people do it being in a bigger city and this kind of stuff happening all the time.
I mean, it's non-normal.
It's not normal.
Yeah, it's not normal, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that's been happening in your community, man.
Yeah, it happened in Nashville.
Every year there's a place that gets it.
Nuval Day.
Yeah, I don't know what to say.
You know, and maybe you're not even looking for me to say anything.
Maybe just looking for somebody just to sit here with you for a minute.
Okay.
Yeah, man, I can do that.
can just sit here with you for a minute.
If you need to feel something or whatever.
Yeah, I can just sit here with you and care about you for a minute or try to, you know?
Sometimes when I try to care about people, I just...
I just try to, like, close my eyes and just think about how wonderful they are.
But that's I think how I do it.
Let me think how I do it.
Yeah, and I think I just wish I could do anything to make them feel better, you know?
Yeah.
But yeah, just know that people are thinking of you, man.
You know, my when you said it's not normal, that's so true.
It's not normal.
I don't know, you know, it's a good question.
It's not normal.
We shouldn't do this to each other.
Other countries don't do this.
You know, I think every society is really an experiment.
You know, we've learned a little bit from previous societies that stays around, but societies get manipulated and compromised by different forces and dark forces.
And then the experiment changes.
But yeah, it'd be nice if we could go back to a time where we were just more connected to the nature, you know?
When you saw a deer, it would just like, it wouldn't run maybe.
You know, I don't know.
That could be fucking delusional, too.
But also back then, a fucking raccoon, you might be looking at a deer and then two raccoons jump out the tree and fuck you up.
You know, that's the weird thing.
It's like, is it normal?
Is society, are we, does it, nature always just devolve into something anarchical?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I think it's, it's, it's just not comfortable.
And yeah, I'm sorry that that happened in your community.
I'm sorry that every year there's new communities where it happens.
But sometimes I start to believe that we're going to get to fit, we're going to figure this out.
We're going to get out of this.
We're going to get out of this pain.
We're going to climb out, you know?
The river can see the moon.
In the distance of the seventh moon, the oyster listens to his family.
Look, dude, I got to get, look, I just need one of these sovereigns a little, you know.
Hey, can you just fade this up a little?
The tree learns his ways from the wind.
Yeah, I understand that.
Can you, I just, I got to get this.
Can you this, I got to get this fade a little tighter, man, you know?
Do not change horses in the middle of the river.
Yeah, look, man, I totally agree.
I got four minutes.
I got to be up that on-ramp.
So can we, I got, yeah.
You just decide, even it up a little bit, please.
All right, guys.
I got to get, I got to go.
I've been on here for a long time.
But, yeah.
I just gotta remember to breathe, man.
They must want us to breathe.
God must want us to breathe because he gave us two places to breathe out of.
You know?
You could do it frontwards.
Backwards, you could do the backwards, frontwards.
That's the only ways you can do it, breathing.
But, yeah.
But anyway, sorry.
I think my brain's just getting tired.
I want to thank you guys for your continued support.
And what else?
It's nice, man.
It's a nice time of year.
It's a great time of year to keep our eyes open and keep our hearts open.
Do our best.
Back off that wiener, baby.
And let the Lord touch you.
That's what I'm saying.
Dehand that wiener and let the Lord touch you.
That's what I'm saying, baby.
So I'm feeling that.
I'm just feeling excited about that.
Getting in touch with just better intentions and spirits this holiday season.
What else?
I feel like there's something I was supposed to tell you, but I can't remember what it was.
God bless everybody in Israel and Palestine.
They got to figure some freedom out over there, man.
You know, usually when you hear free a place, free Tibet, free Cuba, there needs to be some freeing.
Otherwise, you don't hear it.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't hear the thing.
You don't hear free America.
You don't hear free Israel.
You don't hear free Russia.
You don't hear free Michigan.
You don't hear it.
So usually it's a good sign that they got to figure something out.
But I'm praying for my friends in pain.
praying for those people in pain.
Hmm.
It is just, it's a lot.
Being alive sometimes is a lot.
Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to get enough sad space there, but we got to go out and do our best, baby.
