This Past Weekend - Theo Von - E343 Casey Frey Aired: 2021-06-05 Duration: 01:20:48 === Casey Fry: Thanks Coming? (14:57) === [00:00:00] Today's guest is a comedic man. [00:00:05] He is a Trailblazer, I think. [00:00:10] He is probably one of the you know, he's hard to describe. [00:00:17] He's extremely funny, and I feel so lucky to have him here. [00:00:21] I feel like I caught a, you know, a special animal or something for a little while, and it's catch and release, obviously, but we have him here for a little bit of time. [00:00:31] If you're not familiar, check out his Instagram, Casey underscore Fry, F-R-E-Y underscore. [00:00:38] You'll thank me later. [00:00:40] Now you can just listen to us, get to know each other for the first time, sitting down with Mr. Casey Fry. [00:00:48] I need to set that parking brake and let myself unwind. [00:00:53] Shine that light on me. [00:00:57] I'll sit and tell you my stories. [00:01:03] Shine on me. [00:01:09] And I will find a song I've been singing just before. [00:01:15] And now I've been moving way too fast on the runaway train. [00:01:24] I'm okay, man. [00:01:27] You know, I'm alright. [00:01:29] I didn't go to the gym the past months. [00:01:32] I went to the beach yesterday. [00:01:34] You ever do that? [00:01:34] Kind of cover up for the gym by going to the beach? [00:01:37] I don't. [00:01:38] I usually just go for a little joggie or a little backflip or something. [00:01:45] You outdoorsman? [00:01:48] Not in LA. [00:01:48] I'm not. [00:01:49] I'm from the outdoors. [00:01:50] Oh yeah. [00:01:51] But um... [00:01:52] Yeah, I'm from... [00:01:57] Mendocino County. [00:01:58] Yeah. [00:01:59] There's a television show called that, right? [00:02:02] I don't know. [00:02:03] There's a sandwich shop. [00:02:05] Yeah. [00:02:06] And that's in California. [00:02:08] Oh, wow. [00:02:10] It's like two hours north of San Francisco. [00:02:14] Oh, fuck. [00:02:16] Casey Fry, man, thanks for coming, man. [00:02:18] Yeah, thanks for having me, man. [00:02:21] Yeah, you're like the crazy, you're like, I don't even know what you're, I think. [00:02:33] You know the thing? [00:02:36] Like it's like a drawing they gave you in school. [00:02:37] It has all the different... [00:02:41] Element. [00:02:42] Thank you, dude. [00:02:43] I feel like you should have your own element, man. [00:02:45] CF? [00:02:46] Yeah. [00:02:47] KC Fry, man. [00:02:49] That would be cool. [00:02:50] You're just so unique, man. [00:02:52] What did you get in high school? [00:02:55] Did you get like most capable or something? [00:02:58] Most double-jointed? [00:03:01] No. [00:03:01] What did you get? [00:03:02] Did you get something like that? [00:03:04] No, I was like, I don't know. [00:03:06] High school, I was like, I kind of just didn't fit in anywhere. [00:03:09] I was like, kind of just outcast. [00:03:11] Damn. [00:03:13] Sad story. [00:03:14] No, I wasn't like outcast. [00:03:15] I was actually just cool with like everybody a little bit. [00:03:18] Yeah. [00:03:19] But like, I didn't fit in fully into like any click. [00:03:21] Yeah. [00:03:22] So I kind of just bounced around. [00:03:24] And then, yeah, because you, I mean, dude, every, the stuff you put out, it's so like, I don't even know what's going on sometimes. [00:03:33] It's just so, I don't know what's, I don't know. [00:03:39] But it's awesome, man. [00:03:41] Thank you, dude. [00:03:41] Yeah, thanks for coming in today. [00:03:45] What have you been doing? [00:03:46] Um. [00:03:48] Just fucking... [00:03:54] Yeah, I like... [00:03:58] I've been trying to just figure out what I want to do next, kind of like where my inspiration is. [00:04:06] Yeah. [00:04:07] Do you feel sometimes like you might be terminally unique? [00:04:10] Like if something isn't absolutely unique, then you don't want to associate with it? [00:04:17] I'm not saying that because you're just so unique. [00:04:22] I wouldn't be surprised if that could be part of it. [00:04:25] Maybe, but not necessarily. [00:04:28] I mean, like, it doesn't have to be like some new fucking thing. [00:04:32] I do like to do that, though. [00:04:35] I think it's more of just like, I did what I wanted to do with social media. [00:04:39] Yeah. [00:04:40] And then now I'm just like, kind of like, I don't know what. [00:04:42] I mean, I'm working on a show, like writing a show to pitch with some buddies. [00:04:47] So now I guess that would be like the next step. [00:04:49] Yeah. [00:04:50] Yeah. [00:04:51] Is that fun? [00:04:52] Writing the show? [00:04:53] Yeah. [00:04:54] Yeah, it's cool. [00:04:55] It's kind of like grueling. [00:04:57] Yeah. [00:04:58] But yeah, it's cool. [00:05:01] Yeah, I feel that, man. [00:05:02] We got a question right here. [00:05:03] It came in from some guy right here. [00:05:05] Oh, no. [00:05:06] Hey, KCA Theo. [00:05:07] I'm at work right now, but I've watched both of you guys blow up over the past couple years. [00:05:13] And it'd be cool to know where you see yourself in the next 10 years. [00:05:16] Much love from Alabama. [00:05:18] Gang, gang. [00:05:20] Gang, baby. [00:05:20] He might be at a smoothie shop, too. [00:05:23] What kind of place do you have to have an apron at, you think? [00:05:26] Cinnabon, I think, they do apron. [00:05:28] Subway. [00:05:29] Subway and Annie's, but they do a blue apron. [00:05:32] I don't know what this guy could be on. [00:05:33] Home Depot. [00:05:35] Yeah. [00:05:35] Smarter, I guess. [00:05:37] Yeah, yeah. [00:05:37] It could be a Home Depot. [00:05:38] This guy, he looks like a baker's assistant. [00:05:43] I could see that. [00:05:44] He does not seem like the top baker. [00:05:46] No offense, brother. [00:05:47] Maybe a queer baker? [00:05:49] I could see that. [00:05:50] I could see him. [00:05:51] Or a baker for queers. [00:05:54] Oh, yeah. [00:05:54] I could easily see him filling up a couple of He wanted to shut those people down. [00:06:03] Yeah. [00:06:04] What did he ask, though? [00:06:05] Yes. [00:06:06] Where do you see yourself in 10 years? [00:06:07] I guess what do you think in 10 years? [00:06:08] Like, what do you see, man? [00:06:09] Because you got so unique, it's almost like you could do what you want. [00:06:13] You just got to think of what you want to do, huh? [00:06:16] Yeah, I don't know. [00:06:17] I want to do movies and... [00:06:19] Like, Batman? [00:06:20] Yeah, Batman or Superman. [00:06:22] Shit like that. [00:06:23] I could see you being like Deadpool. [00:06:26] Could you really? [00:06:27] Yeah. [00:06:28] I really could. [00:06:29] Like a funny superhero or something? [00:06:31] Yeah, like that. [00:06:31] I could totally see it, man. [00:06:34] I don't know. [00:06:34] It's crazy. [00:06:35] Do you have like an acting background? [00:06:37] Do you do that kind of stuff? [00:06:39] I mean, I guess every you can if you want to. [00:06:41] It's not like you have to have a bunch of proof on the tube, you know? [00:06:45] I don't, I mean, I guess when I was like 18 or when I was younger, my brother, like, he's the one that got me into like editing and like making my own shit because he was super into it. [00:06:58] And then, uh, so I just like have always been making videos for like YouTube or whatever. [00:07:05] And yeah, so I don't have like a trained acting background or anything. [00:07:11] Is he pretty cool, your brother? [00:07:13] Yeah, he's cool. [00:07:14] He's blonde. [00:07:14] No way he is. [00:07:16] Damn. [00:07:16] Like a Viking. [00:07:17] Really blue-eyed, too? [00:07:19] Oh, damn. [00:07:19] You got blue eyes? [00:07:20] I have green eyes. [00:07:22] Oh, damn, boy. [00:07:24] So does he. [00:07:25] Put them back. [00:07:26] You, dude. [00:07:29] Oh, yeah. [00:07:30] Hazel green. [00:07:31] Yeah, man. [00:07:32] You got nice eyes, man. [00:07:37] Your brother's a good guy, huh? [00:07:40] Yeah, he's blonde. [00:07:43] Damn. [00:07:44] That's nice, bro. [00:07:46] No, he's cool. [00:07:46] My brother had blonde hair, you know? [00:07:48] No offense, man. [00:07:48] I know my brother sometimes listens, but. [00:07:50] You got siblings? [00:07:51] Yeah, I don't want my brother feeling bad about his hair or anything. [00:07:54] I come from that line of family where if we hear somebody say, oh, I wish somebody, you know, feel bad about it. [00:07:59] But, yeah, we got some siblings, man. [00:08:03] What was your brother? [00:08:04] What did he do? [00:08:05] What happened to him? [00:08:08] He right now he's just growing pot. [00:08:11] Oh, damn. [00:08:12] The whole family's growing pot. [00:08:13] Really? [00:08:14] Yeah. [00:08:14] Your whole family? [00:08:15] Yeah, we started our own little farm when it went legal. [00:08:18] We like started one. [00:08:19] I grew up on this piece of land, so we still have the piece of land. [00:08:24] And were you outdoors a lot and stuff then growing up? [00:08:26] Did y'all have cattle? [00:08:28] Did y'all have animals? [00:08:30] No, we didn't. [00:08:31] Prairie dogs? [00:08:32] What were you out there? [00:08:33] Probably a lot of prairie dogs, huh? [00:08:35] I grew up on the piece of land with a bunch of family, like my uncles and like my aunts. [00:08:40] Oh, wow. [00:08:42] And my dad's dad, he started a winery. [00:08:46] First organic winery in America. [00:08:48] No, y'all are rich? [00:08:49] No, that's the thing. [00:08:52] Damn. [00:08:53] He just worked for hourly, but he has shares in the company. [00:09:00] Is he a pretty hard worker, your dad? [00:09:02] Yeah, he's a fucking. [00:09:04] There it is. [00:09:05] Who's handsomer out of you and your dad and your brother? [00:09:08] Oh, me for sure. [00:09:10] I'm the hot one. [00:09:12] Damn, that's crazy. [00:09:13] Isn't it weird? [00:09:14] I feel like if you're the hot one, you go back in like Thanksgiving and stuff and everybody's like, oh, tell us what it's like. [00:09:20] Yeah, you know. [00:09:22] I mean, I don't know. [00:09:23] The highest anybody in my family's ever been is an eight. [00:09:25] Yeah. [00:09:26] You know, we come from a long line of eights and lower. [00:09:29] I feel like we're all pretty good looking, but like everyone's just always working in the sun and dirty. [00:09:35] Your family, you mean? [00:09:36] Yeah. [00:09:37] Is your mom is she visually cool, basically attractive, kind of? [00:09:44] Or what do you think? [00:09:45] Yeah. [00:09:45] That's cool. [00:09:46] She's got some real lookers. [00:09:49] Super hot. [00:09:50] Damn. [00:09:53] That's crazy, man. [00:09:54] It's kind of crazy whenever your mom like tells you. [00:09:56] Dude, my mom told me recently that when she was in high school, a lot of the girls would get pregnant their senior year because they were going to go right out and just start a family. [00:10:06] Really? [00:10:07] Yeah. [00:10:08] That's crazy. [00:10:08] That's what my mom did, yeah. [00:10:09] Really? [00:10:10] Pretty much. [00:10:10] Oh, that's awesome. [00:10:11] She had her first kid when she was 18. Oh, damn, huh? [00:10:15] Pretty nuts. [00:10:16] That is. [00:10:16] I couldn't even imagine that. [00:10:19] Like who I was when I was 18. I couldn't even imagine raising a kid. [00:10:23] I don't know. [00:10:23] Yeah. [00:10:24] Imagine every morning waking up and being like, oh, fuck, is my kid alive? [00:10:28] Poop in the bed. [00:10:29] Yeah. [00:10:30] And is my kid alive? [00:10:31] Is my kid alive to nurse it? [00:10:34] It's fucked up. [00:10:35] It'd be wild. [00:10:36] You know, in the future, they say that we're kind of in the last realm of where babies will be carried inside of a woman's body. [00:10:44] Oh, yeah, right? [00:10:45] Like lab babies. [00:10:47] Like, it'll just be done externally. [00:10:48] It almost, even for safety and everything. [00:10:52] I think it'll definitely happen. [00:10:53] Makes sense, right? [00:10:54] It's crazy, though, because one day there's going to be a kid who's going to be like, dude, my grandma had her mom inside, had my mom inside of her. [00:11:01] Is that insane? [00:11:02] Like they were animals. [00:11:04] Yeah, my mom always, she always trips out about that. [00:11:06] She's like, you guys were in me. [00:11:07] That's crazy. [00:11:08] Oh, really? [00:11:09] That's crazy. [00:11:10] Does your parents smoke a lot of pot? [00:11:13] Not really. [00:11:13] That's cool. [00:11:14] No one really does except for my brother. [00:11:16] One of my brothers does. [00:11:17] Oh, really? [00:11:17] You got a big string of brothers? [00:11:19] I have two older brothers, and then I have one younger sister. [00:11:22] Are you guys with the church or anything like that? [00:11:24] We're not with the church. [00:11:25] No, we didn't grow up like religious. [00:11:28] My mom, I think my mom did. [00:11:30] Yeah. [00:11:30] But then they kind of like, her dad like fell out of it. [00:11:34] He wasn't into it anymore. [00:11:35] Yeah. [00:11:36] Do you like living here in LA? [00:11:38] Not really. [00:11:39] Yeah. [00:11:40] I kind of. [00:11:42] Sometimes I'm just like, what am I doing here? [00:11:44] Yeah. [00:11:45] Do you? [00:11:46] I feel that. [00:11:47] I bought a home in Nashville about four months ago. [00:11:49] Oh, yeah. [00:11:50] How's that? [00:11:51] It's cool. [00:11:52] It's good. [00:11:53] It's nice. [00:11:54] You have to put up with certain things. [00:11:55] Like the other day I was getting gas and the guy at the gas station came out and he recognized me and he was nice. [00:12:04] And he told me that they bake their doughnuts and pizza fresh daily every day at the gas station. [00:12:12] And it was a blatant lie. [00:12:14] I've been in this gas station really. [00:12:16] 30 times. [00:12:17] There's nothing. [00:12:19] There's not an oven. [00:12:20] Always stale. [00:12:21] Yeah, yeah. [00:12:22] There's just nothing. [00:12:23] There's no, that's not a possibility. [00:12:26] And he was like the assistant manager. [00:12:27] He's like, anytime you want to come in, you want us to, you know, we'll bake you something hot right there. [00:12:31] So did he think you were like a tourist? [00:12:33] He's trying to play like the Nashville hometown. [00:12:35] He just really shook me, man. [00:12:37] So you have to put up with stuff like that. [00:12:39] You just have to kind of play along with, you know, kind of fictional stuff. [00:12:44] And now every time I see him, I'm going to have to pretend it smells great. [00:12:48] It smells good, man. [00:12:49] Yeah. [00:12:50] So that kind of, little things like that, that took about 11 minutes out of my morning one day. [00:12:54] Does it feel like more grounded, though? [00:12:57] Or like just nicer? [00:13:00] With some things that are nice, like if somebody's like, Hey, you want to go do something? [00:13:02] I'll literally decide without like it's like, Oh, yeah, because everything you can be there in eight minutes to 15 minutes. [00:13:10] So it's like, Yeah, I'll do this for dinner, I'll go do this, I'll do you know. [00:13:14] I even feel like when you're here, like deciding on things, like I can't even decide in my head. [00:13:19] Like, someone asked me something, I was like, I should probably like work on something or yeah, like I can't just do shit. [00:13:25] I feel like I'm like stuck to like, whenever I'm here, I feel like I have to be doing something. [00:13:29] Yeah. [00:13:30] Yeah, I've always felt like at the airport, like every the whole city feels like the airport to me. [00:13:35] It's just like a, right? [00:13:36] And I have a room. [00:13:37] Eventually, I get to my room in the air, you know, it's like you just, it's all just feels like it's just such a hustle. [00:13:44] Like even just a little bit ago, I went and got this smoothie, you know, and I used to work at a smoothie shop, actually, but I went and got this smoothie, you know, because I taste other people's work. [00:13:53] Yeah. [00:13:54] And the parking spot, when I pull in, it just, it's one of those, it's like an LA spot. [00:14:02] It's like there's no, you try to get out, it couldn't get out. [00:14:06] So then I had to go and park down further. [00:14:07] It's just like, there's a real spot, but it's just people parking, can't get out of their cars. [00:14:11] Super compact. [00:14:12] Yeah, just that kind of, just little things where everything is just a hassle. [00:14:16] Yeah. [00:14:16] You know? [00:14:17] So when you see somebody finally take their life, you're like, oh, yeah. [00:14:21] Relief. [00:14:22] Yeah. [00:14:23] That guy, that guy shopped for smoothies at the same place. [00:14:28] Yeah, I don't know. [00:14:30] I could easily see that, man. [00:14:32] I've just been feeling like a lot recently, just like in my apartment. [00:14:35] I'm just like, what am I doing in my apartment? [00:14:37] I don't know. [00:14:38] I feel like everyone's doing like their thing. [00:14:41] It just doesn't feel like unless you have people I feel like almost from your hometown or like close friends or friends that don't work in social media or something. [00:14:49] Yeah. [00:14:50] It just feels like, I don't know, lonely or like, I don't know. [00:14:55] It's like a waste of time. === Local Theater Dreams (14:18) === [00:14:57] Oh, yeah, dude. [00:15:01] I definitely. [00:15:02] If Lonely had a volleyball team, I would be on it. [00:15:05] I know that. [00:15:06] You spiked the ball. [00:15:08] Yeah, I did have one, dude. [00:15:11] Yeah, it's a weird city, man. [00:15:14] You know, it's a weird place. [00:15:15] It's weird to figure out. [00:15:16] I think, especially these days, especially if you're a creator like you, and you realize you're able to do your own thing, then you kind of start to think, well, what do I want to do? [00:15:26] Where do I want to do it? [00:15:28] And those are great questions that come. [00:15:29] Like the idea of what LA is. [00:15:32] I'll take this out. [00:15:33] Sorry. [00:15:33] I'm like, this gum? [00:15:34] Hey, put it in that candle. [00:15:36] Really? [00:15:36] Yeah. [00:15:41] We got a question that came in right here for you. [00:15:46] Casey, Theo, Gang, Gang. [00:15:48] You know what it is. [00:15:50] Casey, this question is for you, man. [00:15:52] I honestly am wondering, like, all jokes aside, how do you process having simps? [00:15:58] Having people just, like, be fiending for you and drooling over you? [00:16:04] Because I feel like that, I see it all the time in your comments, and I feel like that would get to my head easily. [00:16:10] Oh, yeah. [00:16:11] So, tell me, man, how do you deal with that? [00:16:12] How do you process that knowing that like people find you attractive? [00:16:15] A lot of people find you attractive, especially people, like outside of the state, people you're never going to meet. [00:16:20] Does that like bother you? [00:16:21] I don't know, man. [00:16:21] Let me have highways. [00:16:22] Much love. [00:16:23] All love. [00:16:24] He doesn't believe in highways. [00:16:25] He doesn't believe in FDR, who made most of the highways in national parks. [00:16:31] Oh, shit. [00:16:32] Oh, there you go. [00:16:33] That's pretty good. [00:16:39] That second beat David did was pretty good. [00:16:41] Go back a little bit, Nick. [00:16:43] Go back when he does the dance at the beginning. [00:16:45] He hit the Y. The jogging man? [00:16:52] Yeah, that was really, really good. [00:16:54] That's unique. [00:16:55] So he is one of the people he just described, basically. [00:17:03] He said he lives out of state. [00:17:05] Exactly. [00:17:07] Also, do you hook up with any of them? [00:17:11] How do I deal with it? [00:17:12] I mean, you're certainly one of the most... [00:17:23] Yeah, I'm like the next. [00:17:24] I'm like, yeah. [00:17:25] I'm like a mirror image. [00:17:28] I mean, to him, he probably thinks he's better, but I don't see that. [00:17:34] There he is. [00:17:35] Lil Terio. [00:17:37] Oh, he's got a beard now. [00:17:39] He was. [00:17:41] You could tell he had no verbal skills also. [00:17:43] A lot of the videos they would try to talk, he had no... [00:17:47] He didn't need him. [00:17:48] He sure didn't. [00:17:48] He got buckets. [00:17:49] He got buckets. [00:17:50] He's got moves. [00:17:53] Yeah, man. [00:17:55] I'm sure you have a lot of fans. [00:17:56] Is it hard whenever you... [00:18:03] Like, what kind of gets you about it? [00:18:05] Like, is it, do you have a lot of free, like, people that are just trying to get at you? [00:18:10] Like, what's going on? [00:18:14] You dating? [00:18:15] What do you do? [00:18:15] I mean, what's going on, man? [00:18:16] How did this guy out? [00:18:18] I'm like, yeah, I'm in a relationship with a dude right now. [00:18:20] Oh, you really? [00:18:21] Yeah. [00:18:21] Oh, it's awesome, man. [00:18:23] Thank you. [00:18:23] Where'd you meet him at? [00:18:25] Pride. [00:18:26] No way. [00:18:27] No, I didn't. [00:18:28] I met him online. [00:18:29] Oh, damn. [00:18:30] The wrestling? [00:18:31] Wrestling, yeah. [00:18:32] We're wrestling online. [00:18:33] Uh-uh. [00:18:33] Yeah. [00:18:34] Butt wrestling. [00:18:35] Oh, damn. [00:18:38] That is the future, dude. [00:18:40] Dookie wrestling. [00:18:41] Crazy. [00:18:41] Is he a tall guy, or what kind of guy is he? [00:18:43] No, he's like a short little teddy, kind of like a little thick teddy boy. [00:18:49] Mixed. [00:18:49] Oh, he's mixed, huh? [00:18:50] Yeah, I'm into them teddy boys, you know. [00:18:52] Are you dating Lil Terio? [00:18:53] I like girls too, though. [00:18:54] Yeah, yeah, it's Lil Terio, yeah. [00:18:58] Yeah, I never dated a man, bro. [00:19:01] Yeah, I didn't either until recently. [00:19:02] Really? [00:19:03] Wow. [00:19:04] What was it about this guy that really took you to that next level? [00:19:09] I don't know. [00:19:10] I was just like on a bender and I was like, let's do it. [00:19:13] Yeah. [00:19:14] And then it turned out like he was cool as fuck. [00:19:17] We kind of just vibed out. [00:19:19] Damn. [00:19:19] Isn't that crazy? [00:19:20] It is crazy. [00:19:21] I would never... [00:19:23] I couldn't even imagine that, I think. [00:19:24] But I think it's... [00:19:27] You've been wanting late-onset homosexuality as a guest. [00:19:33] Oh, that's true. [00:19:33] We wanted a person who had late-onset homosexuality, but I'm talking 60s. [00:19:39] Oh, gosh. [00:19:41] Because when I was growing up, we'd see a lot of drug-induced gay men. [00:19:45] Oh, yeah. [00:19:46] And we would see a lot of regular gay. [00:19:54] But we never saw, like, there wasn't a lot of, when I was growing up, a lot of those just the kind of party boys, you know. [00:20:05] But this sounds like maybe drug-induced. [00:20:07] This? [00:20:09] Your relationship. [00:20:10] Oh, maybe. [00:20:15] Maybe the beginning of it was. [00:20:16] Yeah. [00:20:17] And sometimes that's the best way to get it to meet somebody really is on drugs. [00:20:21] That's true. [00:20:22] There's so many people you wouldn't even meet if you weren't on drugs, dude. [00:20:29] I think. [00:20:29] Anyway, I have no idea. [00:20:30] Namaste. [00:20:32] Namaste. [00:20:33] Here's another question that came in right now from somebody right here. [00:20:35] This fellow right here is Christian. [00:20:37] What's up, Theo? [00:20:38] What's up, Casey? [00:20:40] My name's Peyton. [00:20:41] I'm 22 and I'm from Plano, Texas. [00:20:43] My question is, I guess for both of y'all, being funny and being able to navigate social situations with humor and comedy is a skill, but do you think it's more acquired through life experiences? [00:20:55] Or do you think more people are born with it than anything else? [00:20:59] Also, Casey, how do you do that shit with your back, dog? [00:21:02] That little lift you do. [00:21:03] Come on, let's see it. [00:21:04] Don't be shy. [00:21:05] gang. [00:21:05] God, man, you got a lot of I've never realized. [00:21:11] I'm starting to look at them a little differently since you said that. [00:21:14] I'm starting to look at them. [00:21:15] The in-betweeners. [00:21:16] With a mild erotic, not eroticism, but just not knowing. [00:21:21] Yeah, what do you think for this gentleman here? [00:21:24] Wait, what did you ask, sir? [00:21:27] Do you think about humor? [00:21:29] Like, do you think it's something that's kind of like learned along the way? [00:21:32] Do you think it's something that's innate in you? [00:21:35] What do you think, man? [00:21:40] I don't know. [00:21:40] For me, I've always, like... [00:21:46] Really? [00:21:47] Yeah. [00:21:51] I like force myself to get good at like filming like recording myself and shit like I was like horribly like Were you in a school play? [00:22:04] I was, yeah. [00:22:05] That's kind of how I broke out of my show. [00:22:07] Not in school play, but like I did theater for a little bit when I was like 18. Adult theater. [00:22:13] Adult theater, yeah. [00:22:14] Wow, that's wow. [00:22:15] Through the college or through a... [00:22:19] Through a community group, huh? [00:22:20] Was it through a community group? [00:22:22] I don't know. [00:22:24] What does that mean? [00:22:24] Is that a community group? [00:22:26] Like, was it through a college or was it through like you sign up for the city hall or what? [00:22:30] No, it was just like a local theater, like the local theater. [00:22:33] What play were you guys doing? [00:22:34] We did a couple. [00:22:35] We did Bye-Bye Birdie. [00:22:37] We did Wizard of Oz. [00:22:39] Oh, yeah. [00:22:40] Newsies, have you ever seen that? [00:22:43] It's pretty good. [00:22:44] I heard of it. [00:22:45] But yeah, I mean, I've always been obsessed with comedy, like Jim Carrey and shit. [00:22:53] When I would watch when I was younger, I was just literally wanted. [00:22:55] That's all I wanted to do. [00:22:56] Oh, wow. [00:22:58] Were you the funny one in your family, or was there other people that's funny? [00:23:02] Everyone's like, has a good sense of humor. [00:23:04] Yeah. [00:23:05] Yeah. [00:23:07] But I think for me, for being funny was a way when I knew when I was young that I knew other people I could control how they were feeling. [00:23:22] Oh, yeah. [00:23:23] Totally. [00:23:24] I needed to control how they were feeling so I could be okay kind of sort of thing if I real get kind of emo about it or deep about it. [00:23:30] But so then I would have to make people laugh and it made me feel like, okay, if they're laughing, they're you know where they're at. [00:23:38] Yeah. [00:23:39] Yeah. [00:23:40] Totally. [00:23:41] But yeah, I think I use that more like when I started to kind of break out of my show, like just to deal with like social anxiety. [00:23:50] I would like just be more outgoing than like I actually was. [00:23:54] Oh damn, that seems hard to do. [00:23:56] Yeah, it was. [00:23:57] It's like being physically humorous is hard, I find. [00:24:01] Yeah. [00:24:01] That takes more bravery, I feel like I was more like were, I just like talking about stuff or thinking. [00:24:08] Yeah. [00:24:09] But what about the dance movies? [00:24:12] Did you have a dance teacher growing up? [00:24:16] I had like a couple. [00:24:17] I didn't like. [00:24:18] Are you a Jew? [00:24:19] You're not like a Juilliard dancer or anything? [00:24:23] No. [00:24:24] There's like a rumor about that. [00:24:25] That's what happened, but no. [00:24:28] No, I just like went to dance classes at the local. [00:24:31] There's just like this local dance place. [00:24:35] And was there a lot of males in there or no? [00:24:40] It was like mixed. [00:24:41] A lot of white. [00:24:42] It was like whites, basically whites. [00:24:44] Oh, yeah. [00:24:45] So it wasn't that most of the time. [00:24:47] It wasn't a lot of stuff. [00:24:48] That's true. [00:24:49] It wasn't a lot of stuff that I wanted. [00:24:51] I'd be watching stuff on YouTube. [00:24:53] The skill level that I wanted to be teached wasn't teached as much in the town I was in. [00:25:00] But it's still, I mean, I guess it worked as much as it did. [00:25:02] Yeah. [00:25:03] But I kind of just have always been dancing. [00:25:06] That was my first thing. [00:25:09] Will you hit the nightclub and dance and stuff like that? [00:25:11] Will you hit the disco tech? [00:25:14] Sometimes, yeah. [00:25:16] But like where I'm from, there's no clubs or like anything. [00:25:19] Damn. [00:25:20] Nothing like that. [00:25:21] Would you guys do raves or anything? [00:25:22] Outdoor drugs? [00:25:23] Was there stuff like that? [00:25:25] Yeah, in like later years, maybe like 16 to like or like 17 to like 20 something. [00:25:33] When did you come out to LA? [00:25:35] Festivals for just every year. [00:25:37] Yeah. [00:25:38] Maybe like seven years ago, five years ago? [00:25:40] Yeah. [00:25:41] Yeah. [00:25:42] I was just doing dance at that point. [00:25:44] I was like in the industry just doing dance. [00:25:45] Really? [00:25:46] She would go to dance auditions and stuff. [00:25:48] Yeah, it sucked. [00:25:48] Fucking hated it. [00:25:50] Yeah. [00:25:50] Like what was it like when you go to that? [00:25:52] It's just super competitive and like I just didn't fit in with like the personality that like dancers in the industry have I guess like I don't know it all felt all felt like in there all in like the same I don't know like personality window or like there's like this air about it that like would just make me uncomfortable. [00:26:10] Oh, yeah. [00:26:13] And if you go do a dance, do you have to dance by yourself when you go in there? [00:26:16] You have to dance with other people? [00:26:17] Do they put you in a little group and you all dance? [00:26:21] You have to learn the dance in advance? [00:26:25] It depends. [00:26:26] Like, you usually go in and either they'll have you like freestyle or they'll teach you a dance and you have to do it. [00:26:31] There's also that, too. [00:26:32] I wasn't good at picking up a choreo that quick. [00:26:34] Yeah. [00:26:34] Like, people pick it up so fucking quick. [00:26:36] Huh. [00:26:38] So, so, so that kind of did it. [00:26:40] You didn't really do, did you end up in any like commercials or shows or anything for the dance? [00:26:44] Yeah, I got a couple gigs. [00:26:46] I got like, I was in a Just Dance commercial for that video game. [00:26:50] Just dance. [00:26:51] And they, like, shaved me up and like put hella makeup on me. [00:26:54] Ooh, damn, huh? [00:26:55] Yeah, I look like Edward from fucking that vampire movie. [00:26:59] Yeah, Edward. [00:27:00] Colin? [00:27:01] Yeah. [00:27:02] From Vampire Die. [00:27:04] Vampires Tonight or whatever, what they call it. [00:27:06] Yeah, Vampires Tonight. [00:27:07] Twilight. [00:27:08] You do look like him. [00:27:10] Huh. [00:27:11] Oh, that's me. [00:27:13] That man's always looked very blood deprived, though. [00:27:17] You know, like I'd call six pints would be his nickname. [00:27:22] He's running a little shy. [00:27:24] Who's that? [00:27:27] Yeah, who is that? [00:27:28] Edward Snowden. [00:27:30] Oh, yeah, that is Edward Snowden. [00:27:31] Wow. [00:27:33] Well, what do we got in the news, Nick? [00:27:36] Let's get into it. [00:27:38] I was wondering, are there like other creators that you're fans of that you watch their stuff? [00:27:45] Or, yeah. [00:27:47] It seems like you follow Theo. [00:27:50] Do you think his shit? [00:27:54] Or also the traditional YouTubers, are there like people, do you watch them? [00:27:59] Right now, not really. [00:28:01] I'm kind of like, I don't know. [00:28:04] I almost feel like bored of the internet almost. [00:28:06] Just like in general. [00:28:08] Not even the content, just like the internet as an invention or whatever. [00:28:11] Yeah. [00:28:12] I'm bored of it. [00:28:13] I don't know. [00:28:15] Well, there's something not satisfying about it. [00:28:17] Yeah, it's not satisfying anymore at all. [00:28:20] It just feels bad. [00:28:21] And I feel like we got so dosed with it, especially during the pandemic or whatever, because everybody, there was not as much to do actively. [00:28:30] Yeah. [00:28:34] And yeah, I think some of it's getting, it's hard to find stuff that's original. [00:28:40] Things that were original are starting to wear off. [00:28:46] Yeah. [00:28:47] Part of that's life too, dude. [00:28:49] You get a little older and you're like, damn, I've done this 19 times, you know? [00:28:54] Even if the first time you did it was, it was something nobody else had ever, you know, it was like. [00:28:59] Totally. [00:29:00] So that's interesting. [00:29:02] Yeah, I don't know. [00:29:03] I just feel, I don't know. [00:29:04] I just feel uninspired kind of right now. [00:29:06] I don't know why. [00:29:07] Yeah. [00:29:08] Well, you know, when the pandemic started, I didn't even, I felt like, okay, I don't have to do stand-up comedy anymore. [00:29:13] I don't even know if I'm going to be a comedian anymore. === Uninspired Insights (04:50) === [00:29:16] Really? [00:29:16] Yeah. [00:29:16] Like, this thing happened in my head. [00:29:18] It was like, did I ever even, you know, like. [00:29:21] Yeah. [00:29:22] Did I ever want to just get started on it so long ago and it kept going and there was nothing never anything that's like, hey. [00:29:26] I kind of, yeah, went through that too. [00:29:29] I felt like I was just like pushing myself to do this thing I wanted to do. [00:29:33] It was like super fucking hard. [00:29:35] And then like I did it and then like I don't have to do it anymore. [00:29:39] I just feel like kind of like, damn, what do I just feel like just chilling by the pond or something? [00:29:45] Yeah, man. [00:29:45] That's one nice thing about being a national. [00:29:47] I can go fish. [00:29:47] There's a spot I found that's fishing. [00:29:49] It's about 12 minutes away from where I live. [00:29:51] Damn, that's nice. [00:29:52] It's just nice, man. [00:29:53] It's somebody's property. [00:29:55] I don't know who's. [00:29:57] They might not be too thrilled, but they got some beautiful little fish out of there. [00:30:00] And I put them back. [00:30:02] That's cool. [00:30:03] I want to let you know also that I have some tour dates on sale. [00:30:07] St. Louis, we added another show. [00:30:10] Cincinnati, I believe we'll be adding another show. [00:30:15] Charlotte is on sale. 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[00:34:17] He's just up all night, like tweeting miscellaneous, like weird words that shouldn't even be together. [00:34:24] It's just, kids don't even care. [00:34:26] Kids are fucking killing their parents if they're not Elon Musk. [00:34:29] It's just. [00:34:30] Sometimes I feel like he's not even doing any of that shit that he says. [00:34:34] Yeah, well, some of it sounds absolutely impossible to do. [00:34:37] He's like, we're going to go to Mars. [00:34:39] Dude, you can't even drive through Memphis safely. [00:34:45] I would love to see him land one of these things safely in Memphis. [00:34:48] The second he has a car that doesn't have a driver, you know how many fucking gunslinging fucking maniacs are going to shoot that bitch off and rolls in the street? [00:34:59] Like, I just don't know if the ideology is going to, or the ideality is going to fit in with reality, you know? [00:35:08] Yeah, where is all this shit? [00:35:10] Some of it's bizarre, huh? [00:35:12] I think he hooked himself up to Neuralink, and now he's just a computer, and he, like, does whatever he thinks is going to be the most newsworthy thing. [00:35:19] I could see that. [00:35:20] Are you going to do that? [00:35:22] Neuralink thing? [00:35:23] Is that where you put a chip in you? [00:35:25] Yeah. [00:35:27] I don't know. [00:35:28] I don't want to miss out, but I don't want to be on the same, like, it's like turn left and then everybody moves, you know. [00:35:37] Yeah. [00:35:37] It's already like that with like ways and shit, you know? [00:35:40] Right. [00:35:41] Everyone on the same thing. [00:35:42] Yeah, you have like 90 people driving through a fucking abandoned neighborhood. [00:35:47] Get to a Kmart. [00:35:48] It's like, just a, you know, it's just crazy. [00:35:51] And you know that all the traffic's now following this thing. [00:35:54] So it's like, I don't even know if this is helpful anymore. [00:35:56] Right. [00:35:56] Because they're just resending traffic, you know? [00:35:59] Yeah, the thing for me, like, I don't know, it kind of just doesn't seem like it's a good idea yet. [00:36:05] Like, yeah. [00:36:06] It's like we're like on our way to becoming like another thing, like another entity. [00:36:10] Like, we don't even know like ourselves. [00:36:12] We don't like, I don't know. [00:36:13] Like, we have like mental illness still, like, in ourselves. [00:36:16] Yeah. [00:36:16] We're going to become like a robot. [00:36:18] It's like it's going to get worse, like way worse. [00:36:20] Yeah, you're going to have mental illness robots. [00:36:25] I know. [00:36:26] No. [00:36:28] I'm lonely. [00:36:30] Yeah. [00:36:35] there'd be like seven different buttons to make a mental illness sound I could go for some nature. [00:36:50] And they just set you in nature then? [00:36:53] I made a mistake. [00:36:54] I made a mistake. [00:36:56] Dude. [00:36:57] Dude, I don't know what's going to happen, man. [00:36:59] You know, I think about that too sometimes. [00:37:00] I think sometimes the things we made, it's like they're not good for us. [00:37:03] Why do we keep using them? [00:37:04] Like, Twitter is not good for humanity. [00:37:08] How is it if somebody made something that was like ruining everybody's lives, you know, it just seems like, I don't know why things, some things are illegal if they're bad for you, but other things aren't. [00:37:23] Yeah. [00:37:24] Like why some technology isn't illegal? [00:37:27] It's almost like, what is everyone going to do now if they're not on Twitter? [00:37:31] Like, I feel like it's like, it's too, like, what is there to do? [00:37:36] Especially if you live in a city. [00:37:38] Like, what are you going to do? [00:37:39] Learn something, dude. [00:37:40] Make a kite. [00:37:41] Do whatever we used to do. [00:37:43] Do painting. [00:37:44] Do outdoors activity. [00:37:46] Get some stuff for your porch. [00:37:48] So for your pores? [00:37:50] Porch. [00:37:51] Do stuff. [00:37:52] No one has porches, though. [00:37:53] They have like TVs and couches. [00:37:57] And like water filters. [00:38:00] Yeah. [00:38:01] I don't know, man. [00:38:03] I don't know, man. [00:38:05] We got this story right here. [00:38:07] What do we got, Nick? [00:38:07] More robot news. [00:38:08] McDonald's is using voice automated... [00:38:15] I'm horny. [00:38:19] Is using voice-automated ordering at 10 Chicago restaurants. [00:38:22] They're trying it out. [00:38:23] They say currently it has an 85% success rate, and it's able to take 80% of orders. [00:38:31] That seems like, I wonder what the success rate is of the actual current teller that's there. [00:38:36] But the person that runs it, it's like a Bill Belichick that's at the fucking, that window. [00:38:40] There's that one fucking reliable person, and they're usually the one with the headset, and they're running it all. [00:38:48] Yeah. [00:38:48] And they'll let you add a coffee at the end if you didn't get it in your order. [00:38:53] So they're using automated ordering? [00:38:56] Yeah. [00:38:57] So then there's not going to be anybody working there anymore. [00:38:59] Yeah. [00:38:59] And they're also Been evaluating potential ways to automate its restaurant equipment, like the fryers and grills. [00:39:06] It's going to be basically a bulletproof place that sells sandwiches, man. [00:39:13] It's like Red Burger. [00:39:15] It's bittersweet. [00:39:16] Could you ever have you ever worked at a place like that? [00:39:18] Do you ever do any restaurant work? [00:39:19] Be honest with me. [00:39:22] No, I haven't. [00:39:23] Really? [00:39:25] No, my dad's dad started a winery. [00:39:31] And so I worked there when I was a kid for most of my life. [00:39:35] Was it fun? [00:39:37] No. [00:39:37] I mean, it was whatever. [00:39:38] It was cool. [00:39:39] What would you guys do there? [00:39:40] Would you guys like labor? [00:39:41] So they had the grapes in the field and you guys would you like fertilize and all of that? [00:39:47] Would you guys like handle the crop part or you would handle what? [00:39:51] I would do like we would like plant I would like help plant the grapes sometimes. [00:39:56] Oh, yeah. [00:39:57] Or like boxing. [00:40:02] Putting the wines in the boxes and closing the boxes and shit. [00:40:05] Yeah. [00:40:05] Or drink it. [00:40:08] Drink the wine. [00:40:10] Yeah. [00:40:11] Yeah, that's all stuff I would probably do. [00:40:16] Yeah. [00:40:17] I think anyway, I guess, if I were there, if I were another part of y'all's family. [00:40:21] Yeah, I could see you being a part of the family. [00:40:24] Thanks. [00:40:25] Thanks, man. [00:40:27] Yeah, we do a lot of outdoorsy stuff or anything like that. [00:40:31] I worked on a farm actually for a while that was corn, soybeans, cotton, Milo. [00:40:39] And that was fun, dude. [00:40:41] That was really fun. [00:40:42] Where was that? [00:40:43] It was in Louisiana, Mississippi on the border. [00:40:45] Nice. [00:40:45] Or where Jerry Lee Lewis is from. [00:40:48] Oh, damn. [00:40:49] He sang that song Great Balls of Fire. [00:40:50] Was he there? [00:40:56] His daughter does a lot of the songs because they just wheel him out for like two or three hits. [00:41:00] What did you do? [00:41:02] When did you move out here? [00:41:03] 14 years ago. [00:41:05] What did you do before? [00:41:07] Stand-up popped off. [00:41:09] Nothing. [00:41:10] Oh, I did stand-up for a long time. [00:41:12] It didn't pop off till about four years ago. [00:41:14] Or just money-wise, were you working anywhere? [00:41:16] Mm-hmm, I worked at this place that was a, And they had a frosty machine or something, made the ice-blended tequila. [00:41:32] Margarita. [00:41:33] Margarita. [00:41:34] Thanks. [00:41:34] And you, I broke the machine the first day, so I had to work for like six months to pay for the machine. [00:41:40] Really? [00:41:41] Actually? [00:41:42] Yeah. [00:41:44] It was horrible, man. [00:41:45] But I learned a little bit of good Spanish, and I made a couple of friends there. [00:41:50] I've been in Puerto Villarta one. [00:41:51] A couple times. [00:41:52] You worked in Puerto Villarta? [00:41:53] No, I've been there. [00:41:54] Yeah. [00:41:54] My dad took me there when I was little. [00:41:56] Really? [00:41:57] There's pictures of me and him in a pool. [00:41:59] No way. [00:41:59] Yeah, it's real beautiful. [00:42:00] They have like nice fences and stuff in the background. [00:42:06] Well, do you think you'll be back on the family winery one day or that's a fucking that's done? [00:42:13] I don't know. [00:42:14] I was like going back and forth. [00:42:18] I was going back and forth a lot last couple years to like get the ganja thing started. [00:42:24] Oh, yeah? [00:42:25] And but it was just taking up like a lot of time. [00:42:32] But then I'm down here and I'm like, I have a lot of time. [00:42:35] Yeah. [00:42:37] I haven't worked at the winery for a little bit. [00:42:40] Because your family sounds kind of entrepreneurial, huh? [00:42:43] Yeah, I guess so. [00:42:43] Yeah, definitely. [00:42:44] That's pretty cool. [00:42:46] Yeah, they just moved down and I think they moved from New York, my dad's dad and his mom. [00:42:51] And they fucking popped out 12 employees. [00:42:55] They have 12 kids? [00:42:57] Your parents do? [00:42:58] Yeah. [00:42:58] Oh, no, no. [00:43:00] My dad has 11 siblings. [00:43:02] Isn't it wild how families used to have like that, man? [00:43:05] Yeah, I mean, it was like for a reason, right? [00:43:07] It was like to help them. [00:43:08] Yeah, just help around the house, help with a job. [00:43:11] But somebody would die in the winter. [00:43:13] Somebody died? [00:43:14] Yeah, one of the weaker kids. [00:43:16] That's crazy. [00:43:18] Just thinking like, oh, it's getting close to, you know, come September, you're like, who's going to die? [00:43:24] Yeah. [00:43:25] I'm surprised they're all still alive. [00:43:28] I'm surprised there's not more feral children out there. [00:43:30] You ever seen some of those YouTube videos? [00:43:31] Feral? [00:43:32] Feral? [00:43:32] Yeah. [00:43:32] Feral. [00:43:34] No, I would love to see one. [00:43:36] There's one, Feral Child Drinks Water. [00:43:38] Oh, yeah. [00:43:39] If you can see that, Nick, on YouTube, they might have took it down. [00:43:42] They get rid of it every now and then. [00:43:43] There you go. [00:43:44] Feral. [00:43:44] What does that even mean? [00:43:45] It means by animals or that's it, Nick. [00:43:50] There's a second. [00:43:51] There's that moment where you see the girl drinking her. [00:43:53] Yeah, it's her where you see her drinking the water out of the space. [00:43:56] It's an extraordinary story. [00:43:58] A little girl, neglected, rejected. [00:44:03] For the next six years, from the age of three to eight, the kennel was Oxana's home and the dogs her family. [00:44:11] She had very little human contact. [00:44:13] And when finally showed, it was obvious there'd been catastrophic consequences for Oksana's development. [00:44:24] She was more like a dog than a human child. [00:44:26] More like a dog in a human. [00:44:28] She used to show a tongue when she saw water. [00:44:31] And she used to eat with a tongue and not to animals. [00:44:35] Oxana is now 22 and lives in a special care home. [00:44:40] Remarkably, she is able to speak, able to communicate some feelings. [00:44:44] Which is my first time. [00:44:45] And that's well. [00:44:48] What if you went and made a video with this fearless child and her Bill Belichick grandmother? [00:44:53] You should go do. [00:44:54] Oh, here's your drink of water. [00:44:56] But, bro, that's unbelievable that a child was raised in the wild. [00:44:59] I think you used to have more of that. [00:45:01] You used to have more of, like, you keep the kid that's not doing well in the shed. [00:45:05] Whoa. [00:45:06] Like when I was growing up, we had some, That's the famous thing right there. [00:45:11] So how was she raised in the wild? [00:45:14] Like, what was in her? [00:45:15] I mean, or does she feel like she's a dog inside? [00:45:18] Is it one of those kids? [00:45:20] No, I think she was raised by the dogs, I think. [00:45:22] Like, fed her? [00:45:24] Yeah, I guess. [00:45:25] There's another video of her actually feeding off of the mother's body, which is insane. [00:45:30] The dog? [00:45:31] Of, yes, off of a dog. [00:45:33] Oh, what? [00:45:34] Off her teeth? [00:45:35] Yeah. [00:45:36] So it's just, you know. [00:45:39] But this goes back to you're giving these people like Twitter, you know? [00:45:43] It's like, When do we shut it down? [00:45:46] When is it too much? [00:45:46] When is it enough? [00:45:47] You know? [00:45:48] Yeah, these are the comments that hit you. === Logan vs. Floyd: The Fight (07:03) === [00:45:50] Yeah. [00:45:51] So, but very little children. [00:45:54] Yeah. [00:45:55] Here's a question that came in right here. [00:45:57] Dan Bilzarian. [00:46:01] Leo. [00:46:02] I love your podcast with Brendan. [00:46:05] I know that you're big on fighting. [00:46:08] Casey, I know you were at the trailer event for Jake Paul, so I wanted to see kind of what you guys' thoughts or predictions were for this weekend, Logan Paul and Floyd Manweather fight. [00:46:19] Just wanted to see if you guys had any thoughts or if you wanted to weigh in on it. [00:46:26] All right. [00:46:27] Love you guys. [00:46:29] Thanks, man. [00:46:29] Love you. [00:46:31] What do you think, man? [00:46:32] You went to the other one? [00:46:33] Yeah, I went to Jake's fight. [00:46:34] You see Sugar Sean there? [00:46:36] Yeah, I did. [00:46:38] Yeah, we hung out for a sec. [00:46:39] I almost went. [00:46:40] He's a cool guy. [00:46:41] Yeah, he's really cool, man. [00:46:42] He's a neat guy. [00:46:45] Yeah, shit. [00:46:47] Fuck. [00:46:49] Logan Paul, Nayweather? [00:46:52] I mean, it's a dream come true. [00:47:00] Yeah. [00:47:01] I saw Logan there, actually. [00:47:03] Yeah. [00:47:03] I talked to him for a second. [00:47:04] He was nice. [00:47:05] What was that event like? [00:47:06] Theo compared it to a Jacksonville nightclub. [00:47:08] All trailer events. [00:47:10] Oh, yeah. [00:47:11] I could see that. [00:47:12] Yeah. [00:47:12] I've been into some Jacksonville nightclubs that it was interesting. [00:47:17] A lot of underage people there. [00:47:19] Just a lot. [00:47:20] Yeah, just like. [00:47:21] The lighting is all. [00:47:23] Just bizarre, kind of. [00:47:25] But fun. [00:47:26] Yeah, it was like that kind of bizarre performance. [00:47:29] That's what it was. [00:47:30] It was like every one of the biggest TikTokers. [00:47:36] We were just hanging out with them. [00:47:37] I was kind of like, I don't know. [00:47:39] It's kind of weird, but he's cool. [00:47:40] Do you dig, like, is it fun for you to go do like an event, like go to like a big thing like that? [00:47:44] Do you mind that kind of stuff? [00:47:45] Or you do that kind of stuff all the time? [00:47:47] Like, do you like to not be doing stuff like that? [00:47:53] Yeah. [00:47:53] To go sometimes. [00:47:54] Will you go to the next one? [00:47:55] Will you go to this Logan one? [00:47:57] No, I'm going to go. [00:47:58] I'm going to be home. [00:47:58] I'm going home tomorrow. [00:48:00] Nice. [00:48:01] Might watch it on TV, though. [00:48:02] Are you going to watch it? [00:48:03] Yeah. [00:48:04] Yeah, I'll probably watch it. [00:48:05] I think that I feel like unless I just question, is it some money play by the two of them? [00:48:14] That's what I question. [00:48:16] I think it is. [00:48:17] They stuck the whole thing, right? [00:48:19] Right, so are they gonna make it like a, So he's not going to take a loss. [00:48:25] But it's an exhibition. [00:48:26] I don't know if it counts on his record. [00:48:28] I read that they're not even going to count. [00:48:30] They're not even going to announce a winner. [00:48:32] Yeah. [00:48:33] Really? [00:48:33] If it goes to decision. [00:48:34] And they're just going to fight, but you can knock somebody out. [00:48:37] But they're not going to announce that they want. [00:48:40] Huh. [00:48:41] I wonder what this all means then. [00:48:43] It's fucking stupid. [00:48:44] Yeah, it's fucking money. [00:48:45] But that's where we are. [00:48:46] I think it's like it's becoming kind of ancient Rome, you know, in this weird way. [00:48:50] I want to see somebody fight an animal. [00:48:53] Yeah, me too. [00:48:54] Logan versus a bear or something? [00:48:58] Yeah, or Logan versus fucking 20 fucking lizards, you know, like, or just something. [00:49:03] I think what's going to happen is I would assume that Floyd is going to win. [00:49:08] I just... [00:49:12] You're talking about one of... [00:49:20] Yeah, I mean, he'll probably win, I guess. [00:49:22] But, like, it would be cool if Logan just knocked him out. [00:49:25] Oh, I think it would be fascinating if he did. [00:49:28] If he did, the whole world is going to change. [00:49:32] Like, that's what I think we have to be ready for. [00:49:33] If he fucking knocks him out. [00:49:36] There's going to be some new genders afoot for sure. [00:49:39] Yeah, dude, there's going to be some race ride. [00:49:42] I mean, there's going to be all kinds of stuff that's going to happen. [00:49:44] Yeah, I could see, like, a race ride or something. [00:49:46] Yeah, yeah. [00:49:48] people yelling he's guilty and just burning down St. Louis um um But I think, what do you see it happening? [00:50:01] How do you even see the fight going, do you think? [00:50:03] I feel like... [00:50:12] I just wish that there was more of a story between them. [00:50:15] Like they'd gone to prison together or something, or they had like a history, or they had one of them's parents had dated or something, or one of their moms had died in a car fire. [00:50:25] Or Floyd's dad. [00:50:26] Yeah, or just some way. [00:50:27] And there was some like, yeah. [00:50:28] saved Logan or something from... [00:50:31] Yeah, like I wish somebody just had like a... [00:50:35] From a whale? [00:50:37] Yeah, yeah. [00:50:38] Or something wacky. [00:50:39] I don't know. [00:50:40] Yeah, I just wish there's just more story to it. [00:50:45] Floyd versus diarrhea would be cool. [00:50:47] Oh. [00:50:48] Yeah. [00:50:50] I could see that. [00:50:52] I think he could beat diarrhea. [00:50:56] But yeah, I don't know, man. [00:50:57] I think, like, maybe win, but Logan probably throwing, trying to just knock him out, I guess. [00:51:03] Like, he'll probably try to get close to him and just see if he can hit him with something. [00:51:08] Yeah, and Floyd, how old is Floyd now? [00:51:10] Like, 68. No. [00:51:15] In feral years? [00:51:17] Oh, yeah, I could see him. [00:51:19] 44. And Logan's, what, 26? [00:51:24] 26. Yeah. [00:51:27] So, look, you're going to learn a lot. [00:51:29] I think people are going to learn a lot. [00:51:33] What do you think happens, Nick? [00:51:34] I think Floyd knocks him out. [00:51:35] I mean, if Logan... [00:51:39] Late. [00:51:39] Floyd will knock him out late, like round seven, eight. [00:51:41] He'll just toy with him, similar to the Connor fight. [00:51:43] He'll get tired and then he'll knock him out. [00:51:46] If Logan can't beat KSI, like, definitively. [00:51:50] Does Floyd, is he known for knocking people out? [00:51:51] Or is he like just... [00:51:54] It was like the same thing. [00:51:55] He just kind of toyed with him, and then Connor got tired and knocked him out in the 10th or 11th. [00:51:59] I forgot about that. [00:52:00] For years, he hasn't been knocking people out, though. [00:52:02] Like decision Canelo, decision. [00:52:04] I think he knows. [00:52:05] Yeah, he's just like a good boxer, right? [00:52:07] Yeah. [00:52:07] He's just so fast. [00:52:09] Dodge and hit. [00:52:10] Yeah, I think it'll be interesting. [00:52:11] I think, I just wonder if there's another deal going on behind the scene between them where it's like, hey, let it go at least five rounds. [00:52:17] You know, I don't know. [00:52:18] But it'd be exciting. [00:52:20] It'll be interesting to see. [00:52:21] Fuck it. [00:52:21] That's going to be weird when that bell rings, though, and you're Logan. [00:52:24] You're walking across the ring. [00:52:25] I know. [00:52:26] I'm excited. [00:52:26] I'm going to watch it back home probably. [00:52:28] Big screen outdoors. [00:52:29] Oh, really? [00:52:30] Yeah. [00:52:30] You guys do it like that, huh? [00:52:31] Yeah. [00:52:32] Drag out the Ethernet cord. [00:52:36] Watching the ganja patch. [00:52:38] Damn, that's beautiful, man. [00:52:41] Did you have a high school sweetheart? [00:52:44] No. [00:52:45] I was just kind of like running around. [00:52:48] Did you ever learn magic or anything like that? [00:52:50] I did. [00:52:52] I could tell you. [00:52:52] I didn't see it. === Magic And Gold (04:21) === [00:52:53] You could see it? [00:52:53] Yeah. [00:52:54] The best? [00:52:54] A little bit. [00:52:57] Yeah, I did magic for a little bit. [00:52:59] Damn, bro. [00:53:00] Damn. [00:53:00] That's comedian's arch nemesis. [00:53:03] I know. [00:53:04] Yeah, I did it. [00:53:04] I was kind of good, too. [00:53:06] I could see you doing good magic. [00:53:09] Yeah, I have good hands for it. [00:53:11] Liquid hands. [00:53:13] But yeah, I did that for a little bit. [00:53:14] Tricked my family a couple times. [00:53:18] And then I fell off. [00:53:20] Got in a dance, you know? [00:53:21] Yeah. [00:53:23] That's a weird day when you're leaving the magic scene. [00:53:27] It's hard. [00:53:28] It's dark. [00:53:28] It's a dark night of the soul. [00:53:30] You're walking off and people are like just holding out cards for you. [00:53:36] I can't do it anymore. [00:53:38] Yeah. [00:53:39] Guys, I got to be in reality, man. [00:53:40] Yeah, pulling something out of a hat. [00:53:42] Yeah, at a certain point, it was just like, just wasn't real enough for me. [00:53:49] Oh, yeah, man. [00:53:50] It's heartbreaking. [00:53:51] Some of the shit that I've seen people believe. [00:53:54] You know, David Bullying guy keeps killing himself. [00:53:56] Yeah, he's not doing magic ever. [00:53:58] Yeah, and then he molested some girl. 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[00:57:09] Make sure you go to this URL because Acre is giving away a gold bar. === I Became Part Of A Video Game (14:35) === [00:57:14] Go to getAcreGold, G-E-T-A-C-R-E-G-O-L-D.com slash Theo. [00:57:22] Tweet or post why you think you should be the recipient and mention at get underscore acre. [00:57:28] Again, that's getacregold.com slash Theo. [00:57:32] Thank you, AcreGold, for supporting the show. [00:57:37] What was that question that came in from this fella, Nick? [00:57:44] What up, Theo? [00:57:45] What up, Casey? [00:57:46] It's Zach down here near Savannah, Georgia. [00:57:48] Theo, looking forward to seeing you in Charleston. [00:57:50] Can't wait for that. [00:57:51] All right, I got something for you, boys. [00:57:53] So for the rest of your life, you can continue to listen to music, whatever you want to, but you can only dance to one song. [00:58:00] What's that song going to be? [00:58:01] Gang. [00:58:02] Gang, baby. [00:58:05] Probably. [00:58:07] You're the foot, man. [00:58:08] What do you think? [00:58:08] What do you, yeah, where do you get stuck at? [00:58:11] What would I dance to for the rest of my life? [00:58:13] Yeah. [00:58:14] Damn, that's really hard. [00:58:15] Maybe some, uh... [00:58:19] It would have to be something that wouldn't drive you crazy after a while. [00:58:22] Oh, that's a good... [00:58:28] Yeah. [00:58:28] Yeah. [00:58:30] Um... [00:58:32] *clap* [00:58:34] Probably some Spice Girls or something. [00:58:39] If I hear that song, tell me what you want. [00:58:42] Yeah, you can say it. [00:58:45] Yo, tell me what I want. [00:58:46] If I hear more times in my life, I'm going to fucking kill my sister. [00:58:50] We've been struggling with drugs and alcohol anyway. [00:58:53] But I would go that song, Why Can't We Be Friends? [00:58:58] Because I'm thinking like if you get older and you still have to be dancing, you're not going to be able to dance that good. [00:59:03] You still have to. [00:59:04] I don't know if this is. [00:59:05] Maybe some reggae or something. [00:59:06] Yeah, reggae. [00:59:08] I feel like why can't we be friends would drive me crazy after a while. [00:59:12] Just be like, yeah, I don't know. [00:59:14] Oh, definitely. [00:59:15] You're right. [00:59:15] You're right. [00:59:16] I think reggae, then you get some urban, you know, you get a little bit more mixed. [00:59:20] People would show up. [00:59:21] Somebody would blow some fucking weed smoke in the air, and suddenly it's a new game. [00:59:24] Yeah, you get both sides with reggae. [00:59:26] Yeah, you do. [00:59:27] Dreads on both sides. [00:59:29] But I'm going to say this, man. [00:59:31] You get some busted-looking chicks with reggae, bro. [00:59:34] Oh, yeah. [00:59:35] All tied up. [00:59:36] Knots in the head. [00:59:38] Yeah. [00:59:38] I was going to go to Reggae Fest in Trimpelo, Wisconsin. [00:59:42] Were you? [00:59:42] Tomorrow, yeah. [00:59:45] Loose fucking. [00:59:46] You'd be one of the best-looking women there. [00:59:50] You ever do any Ren fair? [00:59:52] I could see you doing that. [00:59:53] You ever do any Ren fair? [00:59:54] Renaissance? [00:59:55] Yeah. [00:59:55] No, I didn't. [00:59:56] Have you? [00:59:57] Yeah, I think you just had that look for a lot of things. [00:59:59] Would you say that, Nick? [01:00:00] Thanks, dude. [01:00:02] So I could see you doing a little bit of Ren Fair or something. [01:00:04] No, never got into it. [01:00:06] Oh, this is David Blaine? [01:00:07] Yeah, this is all his. [01:00:08] Not eating for 44 days. [01:00:11] Oh, that's a diet. [01:00:12] Cool. [01:00:13] Standing on a pole for 35 hours, that's actually pretty hard to do, I bet. [01:00:19] 63 hours. [01:00:22] I held my breath underwater for four minutes. [01:00:25] Did you really? [01:00:26] Yeah. [01:00:27] I learned how to do it. [01:00:28] You can learn how to do it. [01:00:28] There's tutorials. [01:00:30] I heard you could breathe underwater if you learn how to do that breathing technique that people who play horns use. [01:00:38] Wim ho? [01:00:39] No, like they breathe through your nose at the same time as you breathe out. [01:00:44] You ever heard of that? [01:00:45] It's big in the gay community, man. [01:00:47] Oh, my God. [01:00:48] Is it really? [01:00:50] No, that's a real thing, though. [01:00:51] You breathe into your nose and you breathe out at the same time. [01:00:54] Oh, damn. [01:00:55] I think it is. [01:00:56] Is that not true? [01:00:56] I believe you. [01:00:57] I believe you. [01:00:58] I did this fast in Hawaii, and the guy there said he saw somebody do it in a pool, but I don't know if he's telling truth. [01:01:05] Was the main guy selling DMT? [01:01:09] Was it in Maui? [01:01:12] I don't remember. [01:01:12] It wasn't Maui. [01:01:13] It was a big island, I think. [01:01:15] Is that Maui? [01:01:17] No. [01:01:18] Have you had any DMT experiences? [01:01:20] I haven't. [01:01:21] I think I might... [01:01:26] Might crack off. [01:01:31] I think so, yeah. [01:01:32] I think I might. [01:01:33] Yeah, I could see you maybe wanting to be in a good emotional space 100% lock. [01:01:38] Yeah, I want to be. [01:01:39] That's exactly what I was thinking. [01:01:40] I want to just be not afraid of that at all. [01:01:44] You've done it, right? [01:01:46] Yeah, I did. [01:01:46] I met a man at a smoothie shop, actually, in Maui. [01:01:50] Shaman. [01:01:51] Went over to his house. [01:01:52] His wife was running childcare out of there also. [01:01:55] And next thing you know, dude, I was freaking traveling through Mother Earth's vagina, baby. [01:02:01] You know what I'm saying? [01:02:02] I was on that Starship Enterprise, dude. [01:02:03] It's crazy. [01:02:04] It launches. [01:02:06] Everything else just goes away. [01:02:07] And the only parts of you that's ever been alive, this little part of you that thinks, that you imagine stuff with, that's right here, that just goes. [01:02:15] And you're like, oh, this makes perfect sense. [01:02:18] But that was kind of crazy. [01:02:20] Then we tried it one more time in a park, and I got scared because there was people walking by and somebody recognized me. [01:02:27] And I was like, he had me like sitting out. [01:02:30] I'm not Theo right now. [01:02:32] Yeah, he had me sitting on this busy trail and I was like, this is diced. [01:02:36] That's a smoothie shop shaman for you. [01:02:40] Yeah, I should have probably at least got into the yellow pages and found out who was who. [01:02:45] That's crazy. [01:02:46] Have you ever done Toad? [01:02:47] No, I haven't. [01:02:49] I just did that ketamine therapy. [01:02:51] How was that? [01:02:53] You know, it was really, it was unbelievable. [01:02:57] Like, you'd kind of go into this video game experience. [01:03:00] It was kind of trippy. [01:03:02] Yeah. [01:03:02] It was nice for some trauma. [01:03:04] Like, I think I had some childhood trauma things that we kind of addressed in it. [01:03:07] Like, I got to see my mom when she was a kid. [01:03:09] I got to see myself when I was a kid. [01:03:11] So that kind of stuff's pretty cool, you know? [01:03:14] And communicate with yourself. [01:03:17] Do you feel like you got something out of it? [01:03:18] Like it helped you? [01:03:20] Yeah, I think it took a little bit of pressure off the tank, you know? [01:03:24] I've thought about that. [01:03:25] I want to try that. [01:03:26] I've tried ketamine, but like I think I start to panic when I like the body feeling that it makes you feel like. [01:03:33] Yeah. [01:03:34] Because it like sedates your body, right? [01:03:37] Yeah, I think so. [01:03:38] Does it when they do the genius? [01:03:42] And you literally are in a chair, and then you're in a video game. [01:03:46] And then you're a cryptocurrency. [01:03:47] I mean, I became everything you could be. [01:03:50] You know, I became the tail of a kite. [01:03:52] I became someone's breath that was going through the air. [01:03:55] I became part of a video game. [01:03:57] I was behind the scenes of the universe. [01:03:59] All that kind of just regular shit, you know? [01:04:01] Yeah, standard. [01:04:02] Yeah. [01:04:02] And then at one point I got lodged in the corner of the universe and I got stuck kind of. [01:04:06] That was a little... [01:04:09] That's diced out. [01:04:10] Yeah, I would try it. [01:04:11] Yeah, you'd be good at it. [01:04:13] You think? [01:04:14] I think so. [01:04:15] Dancing through. [01:04:17] Yeah, I just think it's a different thing. [01:04:20] I don't think it's helpful for long-term to long-term help you, but I think for some type of trauma stuff, I think that the ketamine therapy is good. [01:04:31] I don't see it as a long-term solution for feeling good, though. [01:04:34] Right. [01:04:34] It clears you up enough to work on your shit. [01:04:37] Yeah. [01:04:37] I think it just helps. [01:04:38] Or change your patterns or something. [01:04:41] Yeah, I think it just helps. [01:04:42] It's just like a... [01:04:49] For me, anyway. [01:04:51] Yeah. [01:04:52] Yeah. [01:04:52] Mushrooms have like helped me a lot. [01:04:54] Really? [01:04:54] Yeah, I think more than anything. [01:04:58] I don't think this meant anything else. [01:04:59] It's like after I did it or whatever, a notch is taken off. [01:05:05] Yeah. [01:05:07] And I'm just like, okay, that piece of whatever I was tripping out about or that algorithm that I was running on is gone. [01:05:16] And I was like, just tripping out about nothing. [01:05:19] Yeah. [01:05:20] But yeah, that's helped me a lot. [01:05:22] Did you do Toad? [01:05:24] No, I haven't. [01:05:25] My buddy was telling me about it. [01:05:27] He's like, I'm telling everyone about it, man. [01:05:30] You got to do it. [01:05:31] Yeah, that guy. [01:05:33] That guy lives for about two years. [01:05:35] You actually reminded me of him a little bit. [01:05:37] Yeah, he has a similar personality. [01:05:38] His name is Jonathan. [01:05:40] Huh. [01:05:40] Tucker. [01:05:42] Oh, Tucker. [01:05:43] He's a man. [01:05:43] He's cool. [01:05:44] He is? [01:05:44] Yeah. [01:05:45] And does he own the toads? [01:05:48] where do you get them? [01:05:49] Can you bring up one of them, man? [01:05:51] I want to get an idea of this. [01:05:52] I've never even heard of this. [01:05:54] I don't know where he goes. [01:05:54] I don't know if I should have said his name either. [01:05:57] He didn't. [01:05:58] Oh, yeah, he did. [01:05:59] Tuck. [01:06:00] Oh, yeah, Tucker, but I won't say it again. [01:06:02] Tubber. [01:06:03] Tubber. [01:06:04] Yeah. [01:06:04] Yeah. [01:06:05] Like Tubman. [01:06:06] And look, this is it, that DMT toad, huh? [01:06:09] God. [01:06:10] Is that him? [01:06:11] I think so. [01:06:12] Yeah, that might be him. [01:06:17] Yeah, that was my friend. [01:06:18] How did you get that? [01:06:21] Trendy new psychedelic toad. [01:06:23] Venom takes the U.S. by storm. [01:06:26] Yeah, it's not trendy until you can have it in like a USB drive or something. [01:06:30] Yeah, I want to have it in like a collar. [01:06:35] You could probably do that at some point. [01:06:37] You could probably have the drugs, little USB drive, put it right into your head. [01:06:41] It's an intense experience that in most cases doing it at a party isn't safe. [01:06:45] It's not recreational. [01:06:46] If people get dosed too high, they can white out and disassociate from their mind and body. [01:06:52] I like that. [01:06:53] Yeah. [01:06:55] I mean, look who has it. [01:06:56] A toad has it. [01:06:58] You know, like, when have you seen a toad do anything fucking amazing? [01:07:03] Besides eat flies and get killed for their legs, dude. [01:07:08] I mean, it's really, that's a. [01:07:11] I don't really see that, you know. [01:07:13] Is this the same guy? [01:07:15] It could be. [01:07:16] We have one guy who just sends him in every single day. [01:07:19] Yeah, he just shaves. [01:07:22] You have a lot of cool shit in here. [01:07:24] Oh, thanks, man. [01:07:25] Yeah, a lot of people gave us some really nice gifts over the years. [01:07:28] Some plush toys. [01:07:29] All kind of stuff. [01:07:31] I mean, he feels a little egomaniacal. [01:07:33] Yeah. [01:07:34] But it's just stuff that people sent. [01:07:38] You know? [01:07:40] That's the Louisiana State flag. [01:07:42] Gift from Nick. [01:07:44] Yeah, gift from Nick. [01:07:46] Which one? [01:07:46] This one is, right? [01:07:47] No, the Louisiana State flag. [01:07:49] Oh, yeah, that is from Nick. [01:07:50] Christmas 2018. [01:07:51] There you go. [01:07:52] There she is. [01:07:53] Good times, man. [01:07:55] Here's this guy. [01:07:56] What's this guy got to say? [01:07:58] Hey, what's up, guys? [01:07:59] Nolan from California. [01:08:01] Theo, love the show. [01:08:03] Gang Gang Baby. [01:08:05] Casey, this question's for you. [01:08:07] What's something that you like to do when you're feeling down or you're feeling unmotivated? [01:08:14] Thanks again, guys. [01:08:15] Gang Gang Baby. [01:08:16] Amen. [01:08:17] Down or unmotivated? [01:08:21] Shit. [01:08:24] Fuck. [01:08:24] Do anything to get out of your rut? [01:08:26] Like, if you're in a weird space, or you just kind of ride it? [01:08:28] Or are you like one of those people that kind of rides the sadness, like a smile? [01:08:32] My son, if I'm like in like a weird rut, but I don't know. [01:08:37] I don't really take them, I guess, if I'm like sad or like I think if I'm in more like a creative rut or just like feeling like I'm like kind of just like neutral. [01:08:45] Yeah. [01:08:46] I'll take them and like respice my shit. [01:08:49] But yeah, I don't know. [01:08:51] Take a nap. [01:08:52] Oh, yeah. [01:08:53] Exercise. [01:08:55] Exercise is huge. [01:08:56] I've lost my teeth. [01:08:59] Yeah. [01:09:00] Drink some water. [01:09:02] Yeah. [01:09:03] Hum. [01:09:04] Oh, humming? [01:09:09] I forget about humming. [01:09:12] You should try that more. [01:09:13] That's my brother. [01:09:16] Viking. [01:09:20] Yo, what up, Casey? [01:09:22] It's Eddie from Winstead, Minnesota. [01:09:25] Daddy? [01:09:26] Yeah. [01:09:26] Yeah, I got a question for Casey. [01:09:29] Do you smoke weed or do drugs before you film videos? [01:09:32] You're fucking funny, man. [01:09:33] And also, I love you, Theovine. [01:09:36] Keep it real. [01:09:37] You're the best. [01:09:40] PTL, my man. [01:09:41] Praise the Lord, baby. [01:09:44] That's a good question. [01:09:45] Do you have to be drugged up to do anything or you have to be in a safe, in a clear head to be creative? [01:09:51] No, I've definitely done both. [01:09:53] Oh, really? [01:09:55] Yeah. [01:09:58] There was a while where I was drinking a lot, but I don't have to be drunk or high to make something. [01:10:04] I've definitely made videos that are popped off sober. [01:10:07] Do you know, like, or is it like, is it just things that make you laugh? [01:10:15] Like, how do you know when something's going to be? [01:10:20] Yeah, kind of. [01:10:26] You can, I don't know. [01:10:27] Sometimes you can't tell. [01:10:28] Like, yeah, sometimes it's something where it's just like, I'll see something or I'm in like a mood. [01:10:32] And I'll just record it with that personality or like vibe or whatever. [01:10:37] Yeah. [01:10:38] And then it kind of shit just comes out. [01:10:40] Amen. [01:10:41] And then like, if I hit it, then I'll just upload it. [01:10:44] But yeah. [01:10:47] I don't know. [01:10:49] You record a lot of stuff that you don't end up uploading? [01:10:52] Yeah, definitely. [01:10:53] Oh, really? [01:10:55] You should release a film of that. [01:10:57] Dude, there's some weird, definitely some weird little eddies in there. [01:11:03] But dog, if you made a film of that 40 minutes on Apple, I'd pay $10 and watch that one night with a friend. [01:11:12] Dude, I don't know. [01:11:13] Or not even a friend watch it with some people I don't know. [01:11:15] You might look insane. [01:11:17] Yeah, oh yeah. [01:11:18] I would look insane. [01:11:20] That would be so perfect. [01:11:23] So crazy. [01:11:24] I've definitely been strung out trying to make a video like back in the day. [01:11:28] Really? [01:11:30] Just been on a bender or something? [01:11:31] Yeah. [01:11:31] Oh, that's the worst. [01:11:32] So strung out and trying to just keep up. [01:11:36] That's the worst, dude. [01:11:37] Some shit I would watch the next day and I came and watch it. [01:11:40] I'm just like, dude, it's dark. [01:11:42] What was your drug of choice if you were really partying cocaine? [01:11:46] No, I never really got into cocaine. [01:11:48] I just get too anxious for it. === Strung Out and Keeping Up (08:34) === [01:11:50] Oh, yeah. [01:11:52] I kind of wish I did. [01:11:53] Nah, you know, I kind of wish I did, but I obviously not. [01:11:57] I don't know if anybody, there's only like seven or eight people that can do it, like, where they do it, and then they are, everything's great, and they're like on a battleship, and they're doing good, you know, with a wife. [01:12:08] Studying. [01:12:08] Those are Greek people, I think. [01:12:10] They're not. [01:12:11] Most people, it's not. [01:12:14] It's just the opposite of glue. [01:12:18] You know? [01:12:18] Shit's falling apart. [01:12:20] Yeah. [01:12:20] It kind of just takes the connection out of a lot of stuff. [01:12:23] Yeah, I was into drinking a lot. [01:12:26] Yeah. [01:12:26] Yep. [01:12:27] Just a lot. [01:12:28] Really? [01:12:28] Just going to town, yeah. [01:12:29] Would you drink beer or ale or will you decide or you drink whiskey? [01:12:34] Or kind of mix it up. [01:12:35] Oh, damn. [01:12:35] All right. [01:12:36] Do a little gin, maybe for like a week or two. [01:12:38] Ooh, ooh, ooh. [01:12:40] And maybe just beer. [01:12:42] I love that. [01:12:43] And would you drink at home with your friends? [01:12:44] Would you go out and drink? [01:12:46] Do both. [01:12:47] I was drinking, just drinking, like, I had a problem with it for a while. [01:12:51] Did you end up going to any like a therapy for it or something? [01:12:57] I didn't. [01:12:58] No. [01:12:59] I kind of just kept trying to stop. [01:13:02] But I kind of have like a good hold on it now. [01:13:05] Like I'll drink here and there. [01:13:07] Yeah. [01:13:08] But I'm just trying not to go on like a bender. [01:13:09] That's just like the, that's just when it gets bad. [01:13:12] Oh, yeah, man. [01:13:14] Yeah, sometimes I need some time to re-acclimate myself with what's right and not because I'm going into like a scent, like a just a recovery type place or something. [01:13:25] Yeah. [01:13:25] You know, just to get reacclimated. [01:13:27] Look at this. [01:13:27] No, that's a lot of. [01:13:29] Do you get sick of your own videos, especially like this one? [01:13:32] It's probably one of the most popular. [01:13:34] Maybe sometimes. [01:13:35] Oh, this reminds you of the notebook. [01:13:38] Yeah, that's what it's based on. [01:13:39] Sorry. [01:13:48] Yeah. [01:13:49] Yeah. [01:13:50] I don't show face, I keep my pace, yeah. [01:13:53] This is mid-bender for sure. [01:13:58] You'd be the best neighbor. [01:14:02] I know, we did a lot of shit in that backyard. [01:14:05] My buddy, like, shot out the other neighbor's window. [01:14:08] I think they might have been from another country or something trying to stay low. [01:14:13] They didn't say anything. [01:14:14] Dude, that's when you know your neighbors are the shady shit when you shoot their window out. [01:14:19] They don't even say anything. [01:14:20] They didn't do anything. [01:14:21] They would just close their blinds while I closed their windows when we come out. [01:14:26] That's wild, man. [01:14:28] That was a good time. [01:14:30] So what do you think then? [01:14:32] What do you think? [01:14:32] You'll stay here in town? [01:14:34] You're going to keep figuring out? [01:14:34] You're writing this show. [01:14:35] You'll see how that goes. [01:14:37] Who knows? [01:14:38] Yeah. [01:14:39] We're going to pitch that show soon. [01:14:44] Yeah, I don't know. [01:14:45] I get bored if I go home too long. [01:14:47] I think I just get bored. [01:14:49] Yeah. [01:14:49] So I'll probably just keep my place here and just maybe go back and forth more. [01:14:54] Yeah. [01:14:56] Is it fun when you go home? [01:14:57] Is it nice? [01:14:58] Yeah. [01:14:59] Yeah, it's nice. [01:15:00] It's nice seeing everybody. [01:15:02] And just like nobody's doing anything like this. [01:15:05] It's nice to just not be in that world at all. [01:15:09] Yeah. [01:15:10] Because it gets fucking whack. [01:15:14] Yeah, I think it definitely gets really addictive. [01:15:16] Like you're saying, it gets like, okay, do I have to put something out? [01:15:19] Like, what do I do? [01:15:21] I feel like I'm keeping up with this invisible animal. [01:15:24] Yeah. [01:15:25] You know, people are posting all the time. [01:15:27] What do I do? [01:15:28] Is this creative? [01:15:29] Is this still me? [01:15:31] Totally. [01:15:32] Yeah, I like go back and forth where I'm like, I get caught up in like worrying about it or like, all right, I just got to get myself into it. [01:15:40] and then i'll just like just realize i'm just stressed out about it like why am i even Yeah. [01:15:46] I think I'm just trying to find like what I want to do next that sounds fun, which I guess is the show. [01:15:50] Yeah. [01:15:52] But yeah, I don't know. [01:15:54] Yeah, well, it's tough, man. [01:15:55] I think if you're a creative person, you want to find things that keep you feeling like you're not coasting, kind of, or feeling like you're not just doing the same thing. [01:16:07] Yeah, I guess like once you do kind of what you like had in the back of your head and you're like kind of set, you just get comfortable. [01:16:14] I don't know. [01:16:16] What kept you going after you made it? [01:16:19] I mean, I don't know. [01:16:21] I don't know, man. [01:16:24] You know, I think we got pretty, we got, you know, about like maybe three, four years ago, we kind of had a break and caught some, caught, you know, finally got eyeballs to see us, see the podcast and stuff like that. [01:16:40] So, I don't know. [01:16:41] Sometimes I want to do something new, you know, working on an animation right now that we might, we got a pilot over with Netflix working on that. [01:16:49] Nice. [01:16:50] That's dope. [01:16:51] Yeah, it's kind of cool. [01:16:52] But then also, I like, I like to do things my own. [01:16:56] I don't like to give, put things in, I like to not own everything, but just, yeah, I just, I don't know. [01:17:02] I have this weird thing about other people owning your stuff, really. [01:17:07] Right. [01:17:08] You know, it just feels not, I don't know. [01:17:12] Yeah, I'm like the same way. [01:17:14] I, I like to have like full, unless like I'm doing it with somebody like that I trust, I guess. [01:17:20] I have like full control of what I'm doing. [01:17:25] Yeah, I mean, if they give me like full creative freedom or enough, I don't really mind like if they say like sold it to Netflix or something, but as long as I'm like free to like make what I want. [01:17:36] Right. [01:17:37] And that's one thing that's just, you know, it's great about now. [01:17:40] It's like 20 years ago, there was no way to do that even. [01:17:45] Yeah. [01:17:46] You really can just like do, if you know how to do it, you can do whatever you want. [01:17:49] Whatever you want. [01:17:50] Yeah. [01:17:51] Did you guys see Bo Burnham's Netflix thing? [01:17:55] Alone? [01:17:56] I started watching it. [01:17:58] You have that great video about Bo Burnham. [01:18:01] I do. [01:18:02] Yeah. [01:18:03] We're like awareness, you know, you're like, you think I don't understand? [01:18:12] Analyze whatever you're saying. [01:18:13] it's so fucking ridiculous, and then you keep walking towards that fucking stupid shed because, like, who would even go in that shed? [01:18:23] What are you talking about, bro? [01:18:25] It's the fucking it's like after this argument, if we just go into that shed, that's the last place I want to be after this knockdown argument. [01:18:35] The Pentagon, bro. [01:18:38] It looks so tiny. [01:18:40] My dad built that. [01:18:41] It's nice. [01:18:42] It looks like it's from like Connecticut, but it I just, I can't imagine getting in that argument and then going in there with a couple of rakes. [01:18:53] It's a small space. [01:18:55] Yeah, that's what it seemed like, but that shit is hilarious. [01:19:00] Yeah, I don't know, man. [01:19:01] I mean, you can do what you want. [01:19:02] That's what's cool. [01:19:04] Thanks, man. [01:19:05] Yeah. [01:19:09] But I don't know. [01:19:13] I'd feel bad if you didn't do anything, man. [01:19:15] I have to pee so bad. [01:19:17] What do you call it, man? [01:19:18] All right. [01:19:20] Anything else, Nate? [01:19:21] That was all the questions we picked. [01:19:23] All right. [01:19:23] Shit, thanks for having me, man. [01:19:24] Yeah, Keyspire, thank you so much for coming in, man. [01:19:27] And for being a part of our lives, man. [01:19:32] Praise God. [01:19:33] Amen. [01:19:33] Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. [01:19:39] I must be cornerstone. [01:19:44] Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mine. [01:19:49] I found I can feel it in my bones. [01:19:54] But it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking break and let myself on wine shine that light on me. [01:20:12] I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song. === Heavy Load Runaway Train (00:23) === [01:20:24] I've been singing just for you. [01:20:32] And now I've been moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of my past. [01:20:43] And these wheels that I've been riding on, they weren't so thin that they're damn near gone.