Aug. 20, 2011 - The Political Cesspool - James Edwards
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All right, Eddie Bombardier Miller is still with me tonight.
He strolled in about halfway through the second hour.
And of course, at the end of that second hour, we talked about a very disturbing conference that's being led by leading psychiatrists at university like Johns Hopkins and Louisville and Harvard.
And they're trying to normalize pedophilia.
They're trying to get it decriminalized.
trying to get it stricken from the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses, just like they did with homosexuality back in 1973.
This is a great opportunity for us to showcase just how far we've progressed.
Listen, let me tell you, you know, the left likes to call stuff like this, they would like to call the efforts to normalize pedophilia.
They call that progress.
It's progress.
Stuff like that's progress.
Here's 50 years of progress.
50 years ago, we had sitting governors like George Wallace of the great state of Alabama who pulled no punches in one of his inaugural speeches.
They're behind him.
We actually have some footage of one of his more iconic speeches at thepolitical cesspool.org tonight in a blog entry entitled Simply George Wallace, appropriately enough.
50 years ago, you had sitting governors of states that would get up there and speak their mind.
You had well-to-do citizens standing behind him, waving the Confederate battle flag and cheering.
That was 50 years ago.
Governors like Wallace.
Now you can't even take a Confederate battle flag into a football game at Ole Miss.
You can't even do that anymore.
But 50 years ago, you could stand behind the governor of your state and proudly wave it, and he would salute you for doing so.
Now, 50 years later, you've got doctors who are attempting to normalize pedophilia.
That's 50 years of progress, Eddie.
Where will we be 50 years from now, I ask?
James, you know, that really brings back this video you have on George Wallace given his 1968 speech really brings back memories because I remember that I heard that exact speech.
Matter of fact, I voted in my very first presidential election in 1968, and I voted for George Wallace.
If memory serves, he received about 10 million votes in that election.
The establishment, the left, the powers that be on both sides of the aisle were scared to death of him, and that's why they tried to have him killed.
Yeah, you know, and I'd like to comment on that.
Keep in mind that this was back when most southerners were Democrats, and for fairly good reason at that time when you had governors like Wallace, he was cleaning up the year he got shot by the lone gunman, and it's always the lone gunman, the year he got shot by the lone gunman, he was cleaning up Democratic primaries in the North in states like Michigan.
He was cleaning up those primaries.
There was a very real chance that George Corley Wallace could have been elected the president of the United States the year he got shot.
And of course, that could not be allowed.
Now, they've got the primary system so heavily rigged that you don't have to worry about it.
People like Ron Paul doesn't have a chance to win a, to get his votes tallied properly, so you don't have to worry about it.
Back then they had to shoot you to keep you out.
Now they can just take it at the polls.
But anyway, that's 50 years of progress, Eddie.
50 years of progress from George Wallace to the normalization of pedophilia.
And so we ask where we'll be 50 years from now.
Folks, honestly, that depends on you.
Not just you as an individual, but all of us as individuals, collectively speaking, what we do or don't do determines the outcome, as it always has been throughout the course of recorded civilization.
So history is still to be written.
Right now, if we follow the current trends, we're going to be in a sad shape of affairs in 50 years.
But the story doesn't have to end that way.
And I truly believe that.
We're about to take a break, yeah.
Okay.
You know, in watching this video we watched with George Wallace and fast-forwarding 43 years forward to what the psychiatrists are trying to do in legalizing pedophilia.
The question that immediately sprang out in my mind, James, what about the children of those people that were participating in the elections in 1968?
How did they get so far distanced in their beliefs, their core beliefs and their parents?
I'll tell you why.
Good question.
The public school systems have been taken over by the cultural Marxists, by the leftists, and by the Zionists.
You know, they've been taught to worship Israel instead of Christianity.
They've been taught to worship at the feet of multiculturalists.
They've been taught to hate their own white selves and to be race traders and to love blacks.
That's why they've injected blacks into the athletes.
Folks, we'll come back to this in just a minute.
We've got to go to a break.
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Eddie said it all, folks.
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All right, everybody.
We were talking in that last segment about a couple of things, not the least of which being how they can stop aspiring candidates who are a threat to the establishment from getting into the highest seat of power, the presidency of the United States.
Eddie's a little more into conspiracy theories than I am, although some of them certainly pan out to be true.
But let's take a look at Ron Paul here.
Now, we talked about George Wallace.
I mean, he got the bullet treatment.
You know, sometimes you have to do that, I guess, if you're our opposition.
That's not a problem for them.
And so now, Ron Paul, though.
Now, Ron Paul does not agree with us or does not agree with me on race and immigration.
He doesn't.
He does not.
Let's not sugarcoat it.
He's not with us on those issues.
But he is still a far cry better than anyone else who has announced in the Republican field.
He is a heck of a lot better than Rick Perry, who is the new darling.
Now, how many times have we seen this Rick Perry stunt been pulled time and time again?
Here's this guy, this all shucks boy from Texas.
He's going to get up and talk about how he's a Christian and how he walked uphill both ways to school and how poor he was as a kid.
And, you know, he's going to use all of this great political copywriting to make himself appear as if he is one of us, one of the red state middle Americans.
Well, he is no more like me or you than George Bush was, who another guy presented as a Christian, presented as a southerner from Texas.
He was nothing more than jumped up white trash from Kennebunkport, Maine.
You know, just jumped up white trash New Englanders.
That's what the George Bush family was.
And they were transplanted Texas.
They weren't real Texans.
I don't know where Perry was born, but I can tell you it's the same old song and dance.
And he's probably going to be a very real contender for the GOP nomination.
The way you can tell he's a phony, there is one way and one way only that you can tell if your candidate is worth your vote.
If they let him on mainstream talk shows, if you see him regularly featured on television, he is not your guy.
Because if he was, they wouldn't let him on.
I know Ron Paul, I say that Ron Paul does get on a lot.
But, you know, listen, let's look at what happened to him in Iowa, the Iowa Straw Polls.
Michelle Bachman, this, you know, Zionist first woman from Minnesota, he lost to her by 150 votes.
Now, I want to go back to Ron Paul very quickly.
I said he's not with us on race and immigration, but why is he better than all the others?
He is very solid on the economy.
He's very solid on a lot of things.
You know, I hate that he's not with us on the others, but he's still with us on more than the opposition is.
Anyway, he lost the Iowa Straw Poll by 150 votes to Michelle Bachman, and it's come out since then.
And, of course, this is a non-binding straw poll.
It doesn't have anything to do.
It isn't an official primary, as everyone knows, but it does have a lot to do with perception, which is, of course, the ultimate reality.
Well, Michelle Bachman spent $120,000 worth.
You have to buy a $30 ticket to get in and vote for your candidate at the Iowa Straw Poll.
It's a fundraiser for the Iowa GOP, is what it is.
And you have to buy a $30 ticket, which goes to support the state GOP.
And after you buy the $30 ticket, you can go in and vote for your candidate of choice.
Well, she bought $120,000 worth of tickets and gave them away to people.
And obviously, if someone's paying for your ticket price to get into the fair, because it is kind of like a carnival there, too.
It's not just a meeting.
Well, it's legal because this isn't a real primary.
It's just a fundraiser, even though the media treats it almost as if it's a primary.
Well, she bought $120,000 worth of tickets, and most of the people went and voted for her.
And by the way, if they voted for, they could come in and watch a Randy Travis concert because she brought in live entertainment.
After you go vote for her, you can come in and watch Randy Travis.
So anyway, even with all that, she only beat Paul according to their vote tally by 150 votes.
But this is, you know, this is classic Republican tactics here.
I know of at least two times here.
One time happened in Tennessee with a guy who had run as a Republican in 2006, I believe.
He was their nominee for the United States Congress.
And they kicked him out and kicked him off the ballot after he had won the primary because they said he, you know, after the people had voted for him to be their Republican Party representative for the U.S. Congress, they kicked him off the ballot because they said he wasn't a real Republican because he had some views on race that they didn't sanction.
Derek Black, same thing happened to him.
He won a seat to be a, you know, he won an elected seat down there in Palm Beach, even though the people voted for him, even though he won, they didn't seat him because they said he wasn't a real Republican.
So these are the Republican shenanigans.
Here it is in Iowa.
We've seen it here.
They do everything they can to keep you from winning, but even if they do win, they find some way to keep you off.
Folks, these are true stories.
These are people that won, and they get thrown off the ballot because you're not a quote-unquote real Republican.
And of course, to be a real Republican, you have to worship at the altar of Martin Luther King, and you have to hate white people and so on and so forth, Eddie.
Even though white people are the only people that ever vote Republican, which is crazy to me.
You know what?
People, like the fellow in Tennessee you were talking about in Derek Black, he should have gone back to the 1930s when they're getting the Teamsters union in, and he should have carried his people with him, James, and had forced, he should have taken his seat anyway and forced them to try to physically remove him.
That's the way we got the, that's the aka Jimmy Hoffa.
I worked for the Teamsters truck lines as a young man, and I'm here to tell you, back in the day, didn't nobody screw with no Teamsters unless you want to come up with some broken legs or broken arms, or like at McLean Truck Line was out working casual there, the terminal manager, they sent us from Texas to straighten us out, found a nice fat rattlesnake in the mailbox.
Are we going to break again already?
We're not going to a break per se, but I just didn't want you to put a rattlesnake in the middle.
Not that we're advocating violence, of course, but obviously they don't abide by any laws.
And we don't want any of our people to take extra legal measures.
But at the same time, we have to be more outspoken.
We have to be more demonstrative.
And I think that's what Eddie was trying to say.
Yeah, and you know what?
But the sad truth is that these laws only apply for one way.
There's one set of laws for us, the people, and one set of laws for the criminal government we have.
The same criminal government that's been running the guns, the drugs, and the women and the children over into the Mexican border and worldwide.
This is the government we live under, and we're supposed to follow their laws all the time.
Well, anyway, let me tell you a little something about Ron Paul.
I don't know much about his immigration policy.
Evidently, James does.
I would like to research that more, but I would really encourage you to think about this and to research what I'm getting ready to tell you.
Ron Paul is the.
James mentioned that you can always tell who the darlings are of the establishment by how they're on the talk shows all the time, the major talk shows, a.k.a. McCain, Senator McCain.
He's on every single one of them.
He's really, you know, he's the Democrat, de facto Democrat for those people.
But listen, I can tell you the reason they hate Ron Paul so bad is he is the only, Ron Paul is the only one in the race that's wanting to audit the Federal Reserve.
He wants to do away with the Federal Reserve.
And I know this turncoat, Rick Perry, in Bachman, has started to come out and they're trying to, you know, duplicate Ron Paul because in order to win, they're going to have to try to outron Paul Ron Paul.
But Ron Paul has been talking about this years ago, 20 years ago, and people were laughing him out of the Congress because he wanted to abolish the Fed.
And that's the only thing that's going to straighten this country out.
And listen, he also wants to get us out of the United Nations.
He wants us to get us out of all these unconstitutional, legal, felonious treaties like the NAFTA and the GATT and NATO.
I mean, why on God's earth are we still in NATO?
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization, when the World War II has been over since 1945, you do the math, folks, since 1945.
And we're still in Europe, in Germany, protecting who?
The Soviet Union that no longer exists?
We're still in Korea, in Japan, all over creation.
See, Ron Paul wants to end all that.
And, you know, he wants to go to the honest money system.
And naturally, all the powers that be, the globalists like George Soros and Rockefeller, see, they can't buy him.
So far, they've been unable to buy him.
And what I don't like is he is kind of, I would say he's pro-Sodomite, but I'm pulling the keys now right now.
But we've got to go on break, folks.
We'll get back to you when we get back in a few minutes.
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All right, all right, all right.
Hard to believe that we're running out of time here.
Time flies when you're having fun talking about the demise of Western civilization.
And again, we joke about how bad things are.
We're not joking when we talk about how bad things are.
But again, I don't think that the future is necessarily edged in stone and that things have to continue going this way.
Although, that being said, Detroit, for instance, probably wouldn't be the best place on earth to live right now.
This story came out of Detroit last week, Eddie.
And just remember that stories like this, by the way, are racist, and diversity is our greatest strength, no matter what the facts may say.
So they would call something like this to be racist, just to report this is racist.
In 24 hours, in a 24-hour time span in Detroit last week, 16 people were shot and seven were killed.
60 people shot, seven killed in Detroit, Michigan in 24 hours alone.
Now, that is what we like to call death by diversity.
And, you know, again, Eddie, though, don't let anybody tell you that diversity isn't our greatest strength.
I mean, stories like this, you know, it happens everywhere that diversity manifests itself, but, you know, don't pay any attention to them.
Well, you know, I'll say one thing, you know, it's good for the people.
And if you manufacture the club to keep people from stealing your car, you manufacture, you know, iron bars going your doors and windows.
It's good for those manufacturing companies, James.
And I noticed there was 16 shot and only nine killed.
Maybe we should have the government to give firearms training to these thugs up there and supply better ammunition.
And they must have faulty ammunition or something.
Yeah, they did about it.
It was less than 50% kill rate there for the gangbangers, I guess, in Detroit or whoever they were.
But 16 were shot, only seven died.
And I say only seven.
I mean, I wish nobody was shot and I wish nobody died.
But as it is, anything worth doing is worth doing right.
So you've got to be, you know, if that's going to be your profession, you should be a little more proficient.
And you're going to be a criminal thug like Detroit is known for.
Speaking about professional thugs, this is going to bring a whole new meaning to the phrase.
NBA players, National Basketball Association.
As everyone knows, the NBA players are currently locked out by the league owners.
The average NBA salary, Eddie, is $5.5 million a year.
The average NBA salary, let me repeat myself, is $5.5 million a year.
That means if you're just a run-of-the-mill player in the NBA, or if you just played the Wheel of Fortune, you spun it and you landed on a random player, he's averaging on the whole $5.5 million.
Now, the NBA players are locked out by the owners right now because they say they're not getting paid enough.
And the owners, you know, want to roll back salaries.
And the NBA players are like, you know, no, no, we're not going to agree to that because they have a new collective bargaining agreement that they've got to hammer out before they can come back.
And the players want more money because $5.5 million isn't enough.
Now, we read stories every day about how they make all this money and they're living in a dumpster a year after their career is over because they just blow it.
Eddie's got a solution.
We're going to get to that in just a second, but I don't want to forget what this story is all about anyway.
Well, this has to do with that.
All right, tell me real quick.
Okay, it's really simple.
All we do is do like the Grubber did to the auto manufacturers.
What you do, you sell off.
They sold off.
They gave Chrysler to the Fiat in Italy.
They gave GM to their One World Order buddies in Brazil, Mexico, and China.
So here's what the, and they outsource.
Outsource is the key word.
Here's what the owners need to do.
They need to just go ahead and fold up the tent and disband their teams, maybe even just ban the league and come up under a straw man league and form new teams under the same city and outsource, bring in white players in Europe.
They're fundamentally more sound than the black players anyway.
And that's what they need to do.
They need to quit pantering blacks.
I guarantee you we have players in China and in Poland, Lithuania and Russia that are better than most of these blacks.
And they would be, you know what, they would be happy as a pig-eating slop to come over here and play for $7,500,000 a year.
Yeah, it has nothing to do really with the ability.
I mean, some of these players are okay, but here's the thing.
They don't think they're getting paid enough, so they're being locked out.
And there's no doubt with what Eddie said, too.
I mean, there's some great players in Europe that are never going to get a chance to break into the NBA because, you know, the NBA got an A-plus rating for diversity.
In a recent poll of pro sports leagues, they got an A-plus rating for diversity.
The NBA is over 90% black.
I mean, how is that diverse at all?
Is diversity, do you reach, you know, full levels of diversity when it's 100% non-white?
I mean, because the NBA is almost there.
Anyway, Eddie's right.
You know, European players are going to have a hard time breaking in.
But here's the thing.
Unfortunately for us, with the players being locked out, it gives them a lot more time on their hands to go out and commit crimes.
Because, see, they can't get into the arenas.
They can't get into the training facilities for these teams.
They're locked out, literally.
That's not just a figure of speech.
In the last two weeks alone, I collected no less than seven stories from NBA players or former NBA players that have had run-ins with the law.
Now, these are multi-millionaires.
We always hear the argument, you know, minorities commit crimes at a rate vastly disproportionate to their stake of the population because they're impoverished and they've been discriminated against.
Well, you're talking about multi-multi-multi-millionaires here.
And they're going out and doing all this as soon as you let them loose and leave them to their own devices.
So, again, within the last two weeks, here's just a random collection of stories that I was able to find.
An NBA player in New Jersey was arrested along with three other burglary suspects.
They were put under arrest for burglary, and they were finally caught after a high-speed chase with police came to an end.
The SUV they were driving flipped over and crashed and trapped the people inside, including the NBA player.
Police say they recovered more than $20,000 worth of valuables.
So you got this guy that made millions of dollars in his playing career and he's going out and stealing 20 grand worth of valuables.
Okay, that was one story.
Another story, this guy is now in jail for a DUI.
He recently got done serving a prison sentence for killing his limo driver.
This is a retired NBA player.
He's moving from prisons now.
I guess he finished serving his time for the shooting of his limo driver, and now he's going to serve time for an unrelated DUI.
That's Jason Williams.
Darius Miles, this was a guy that made millions in the NBA.
He actually played for the Grizzlies here in Memphis.
He got arrested.
Now, how stupid would you have to be to do this in this day and age?
He took a loaded gun through the metal detectors at the St. Louis International Airport.
That's just flat dumb.
It says NBA player and St. Louis native Darius Miles was arrested at Lambert Airport in St. Louis for trying to bring, allegedly, of course, you got to throw that in there, allegedly trying to bring a loaded gun through security.
He's 29 years old.
He was taken into custody after security discovered the firearm and an x-ray screening.
So, I mean, in this day and age, with all that stuff, I mean, they're taking off Granny's panties and doing all that stuff, and you're taking a gun in there.
I love this story.
This is probably one of my favorites of the NBA arrests over the course of the last two weeks.
Former NBA player Samaki Walker got pulled over for a traffic violation in Arizona.
And when the cops approached his vehicle, he started eating all the drugs that he had in there, including marijuana.
He just started eating it, so they wouldn't catch him with it.
The Las Vegas Review Journal reported that Walker swallowed the pot as a Department of Public Safety officer walks towards his Mercedes-Benz.
They still managed to seize 10 grams of marijuana, prescription drugs, and eight bottles of liquid steroids.
All right, here's another one.
This guy played for the Miami Heat, who were in the finals last year.
He actually went to the finals also with the, I believe it was the Orlando Magic a couple of years before that.
Brayford Alston was involved in a strip club brawl.
He is from Jamaica, Queens, New York, and he attacked fellow Perfection Gentlemen's Club patron Eric Francinini during a knockdown drag out free-for-all, according to papers recently filed in New York Supreme Court.
He smashed this guy's head with a bottle during a dispute that spilled out onto the streets.
And then finally, this was a guy that was just fighting one fellow at a strip club, Kendrick Perkins, who currently plays for the Oklahoma City Thunder.
He was arrested in a story that reads for trying to fight, quote-unquote, everyone at a bar.
It said, Kendrick Perkins had the kind of weekend where you end up in jail.
I'm reading this now from a CBS sports website.
He was arrested for, as police said, trying to fight everyone at a bar, including the manager, while being drunk.
So that's just within the last two weeks.
And in the interest of public safety, I say it would be nice if the NBA owners could settle this lockout with the players and help get these guys back into the gyms and off the streets.
But until then, folks, remember that minorities like these multi-millionaires are prone to this kind of behavior because of poverty and discrimination and racism.
Got to take a break.
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I'll send Eddie down there to wait in the three-hour, four-hour line.
It seems to be always the case.
That's what we should talk about.
We were talking in the last semester, you know, what do we want to cover here in the last segment here?
How about the inefficiency of the post office?
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy to have to go to the Bartlett Post Office, our little town here, right outside of Memphis and wait in line.
It's disorganized.
And they never operate by the same rules twice.
I mean, sometimes they'll say you have to get in one of four lines in order to be seen by a clerk.
And then sometimes they'll have everybody in one big line, and then they'll call you, you know, whatever clerk opens, they just pull them out of one line.
But it's never the same twice.
And when was the last time you had to go to the post office, Ed, and what was your experience?
Well, I'll tell you what.
Matter of fact, the last time I went to the post office was about a month ago.
But I didn't have to go inside.
I dropped off an application for a permit for a special hunt.
But then about two weeks, what about five or six weeks ago?
I went up there with you with the cesspool.
Remember, it was pouring down rain.
We got caught in the monsoon.
It got caught in a monsoon out there.
And yeah, we went through.
But they're lightning fast, though, you know.
Yeah, four hours.
Yeah, but, yeah, there.
No kidding.
He's drunk in there.
All right, so put old Scoop on.
We'll get him on.
But first, I want to tell you one more story.
Then we'll get to Scoop.
I didn't know Scoop was calling in tonight.
Of course, he's always welcome, and we always ask him to.
You just, you know, he's kind of like the Phantom of the Opera.
You just, you never know when you're going to catch him.
But I know this is old news now, old as in about two or three weeks ago, but, you know, I just want to give you an example real quick of what is racist and what isn't.
This is tonight's installment of what is racist and what isn't.
This is a test.
All right.
Last week, a week or two ago, it was reported an incident at the Wisconsin State Fair in which groups of black teenagers were attacking white patrons at the fair.
They were attacking them simply because they were white.
They were rioting.
There was robberies.
There was assaults.
Governor Scott Walker, governor of Wisconsin, had to call in the state patrol to ensure that the crowd was safe for the remainder of the fair.
Now, Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department has released audio of some of the 911 calls that were made during the attacks.
And we have these calls, the audio of these for you at thepoliticals, pool.org.
These tapes display the graphic details of the attacks, some of which were racially motivated, some as an all.
You have people saying, for instance, quote unquote, a whole bunch of black dudes jumped on me.
I'm bleeding all over.
We're outside the state fair.
There's a white guy getting beat up by about 100 black people.
This is another call.
Another caller said it's a riot out here.
They're jumping on cars and everything.
There's 300 black people.
It's a riot.
You better get some cops down here at the state fair.
They're beating everyone up.
Police have released a statement highlighting what took place during the first night of the fair.
Nine assaults in one night alone that have been reported so far.
Robberies, attempted robberies.
And again, all of the attackers were being reported as African Americans and the victims were Hispanic and Caucasian.
So this is, you know, this was at the Wisconsin State Fair, you know, the creme de la creme of Wisconsin, you know, outdoor activities.
And over and over and over, you had all these 911 calls of people saying, you know, they're targeting people just for being white.
Now, in modern day America, that is not racist.
It is not racist for blacks to target whites and beat them up simply because of their skin color.
But what is racist is for me to report it to you.
That's the day and age in which we live.
Now, to Peter Scoop Stanton.
Scoop, what do you have for us tonight, my friend?
Scoopy.
Either we lost Scoop or we're not on the air.
I don't know which one.
Can you hear me now, gentlemen?
Yeah.
Yeah, there he is.
Okay.
Hey, Scoop.
What's going on, buddy?
What do you have for us?
All right.
Let's change some gears.
As you know, gentlemen, it's been a very hot, humid summer.
And I'm against like, you know, regulation, but there needs to be local, state, or federal statutes that prohibit women wearing tube tops.
Ladies, if you're shaped like Santa Claus, don't wear a tube top.
And the same goes for yoga pants.
Ladies, if you look like you're smuggling 20 gallons of pudding in your pants, change into something else.
All right, that's my humor for I wish I had a drum roll.
We got an original Rodney Dangerfield here.
Or how about a laugh track with just booze?
Okay.
What a drum roll.
What do I need?
What's the thing?
Laugh track.
What's that called?
Is it a laugh track?
No, no.
Anyway, I'll think of it.
I'll think of the term I'm looking for.
Rim shot.
Is it a rim shot?
I'm not sure.
Forget it.
Hey, is there any way we can backtrack 60 seconds of tape and strike that from the air?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
We needed that for Scoop's joke there.
Anyway, Scoop, save me for myself here.
Right.
Okay.
And I like to wish President Obama and the family enjoy his vacation.
As you know, they're on 60-plus days of vacation since being in office for two and a half months.
You did a bang-up job, sir.
You know, the economy's going, gangbusters, unemployment slowers than ever been.
People are happy.
People are working.
Our school public schools are great.
People are safe out in the streets.
I mean, that's a vacation well deserved.
Where did they go vacation at?
He's in Martha's Vineyard.
Martha's Vineyard.
Even though he's in Martha's Vineyard, he's amongst the common people, you know, hard working class people like yourself and myself.
He's not with the Hollywood elites or any New England elites or Washington elites.
He's with the common folk.
Yeah.
Because they live modestly.
I'm sure that Mr. Obama and the family, they're not going there to eat any ice cream or have any fried foods or any stop at any hamburger joints because they, as you know, they eat very, very healthy.
And I'd like to compliment President Obama on his successful bus tour.
Jobs were created.
Those jobs deal with refining and pumping gasoline because he had looked like a parade of vehicles going up and down the highways and byways in Middle of America.
And all those cars are V8 engines or diesel buses just sucking up gasoline left and right.
So if you work for the oil companies, you've made a lot of money here to see the government.
Yeah, too bad we don't work for him, right, Scoop?
Right, right, right.
But as you can tell, when he went through Middle America, I mean, jobs were created and people were just ecstatic.
He's doing such a bang-up job.
Yeah, you know, Obama did release his jobs plan this week, didn't he?
I guess that was the first time he announced that he's going to release his jobs plan after the Labor Day weekend.
Oh, he's got a f well, that's what he's up in Martha's Vineyard for.
He's up there, you know, finishing hammering it out, you know.
Right.
That's what that's.
It's a working vacation.
Right, right, right.
He's working very hard.
And he's probably not going to work on his golf game.
Does he play golf?
Yes, he plays lots and lots of golf.
He's probably golf more than any president in history.
I did not know that.
I did not know Obama was a golfer.
I don't, you know, I don't keep up with the man.
Eddie said he knew that.
You know, we need to get around between Eddie and Bob.
He's all busy turning burn in the White House, you know, getting jobs planned and getting our budget under control and making sure our manufacturing base is stable.
Right, yeah, it's very stable, right?
Well, Scoop, you are you taking a vacation for Labor Day weekend?
Uh probably not.
I got to work because I got to save up for that convention next week here in the District of Columbia that I plan on attending.
Yeah, see, you never know where Scoop's going to be.
He kind of roams the Atlantic seaboard.
He's based.
Are you still in Virginia?
Yep, I'm in Northern Virginia, just outside the District of Columbia.
I absolutely hate it here.
The people here are just some of the most god-awful people you want to meet.
Yeah, but you never know where you scoop will call me.
I'll get a message, you know, a day later because, you know, Keith Alexander has nicknamed me the man who will return no call before it's time.
But the thing is, by the time I actually get the messages from my missed caller, it's too late to call anybody back.
They would have forgotten what they originally called me for.
And anyway, Scoop calls, and he'll be in New York one day.
He'll be at Geno's Stakes in Philly one day.
But, you know, you never know.
He just roams that seaboard.
But yeah, Scoop, are you going to make it?
I know we only got 30 seconds left.
Are you going to make it to that big NPI conference in D.C., September 9th, 10th?
Yes, I am.
I cannot wait to see you again.
I'm rolling my pennies to purchase a ticket.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to have a good time, come to Washington.
If you want to have a real good time, don't find me.
The lovely, this is Edward.
Well, listen, Scoop, I'm looking forward to seeing you.
I'll tell you, that's going to be another highlight for me.
And in the meantime, you need to start rolling some extra pennies and planning another return trip to Memphis.
But we're out of time for tonight.
I hope you'll call back next week with another report and a few more jokes.
And until then, I am James Edwards on behalf of Peter Scoop, Stanton, Eddie, the Bombador Miller, Bill Roland, Keith Alexander, and Winston Smith, the entire staff of crew of TPC in Memphis and Utah.