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WE ARE TAKING CUBA | Timcast IRL #1459 w/ Priya Patel

Priya Patel and Timcast dissect Trump’s "friendly takeover" of Cuba, comparing it to past U.S. interventions like the Spanish-American War while dismissing Soviet-era threats as irrelevant today. They link Cuba’s economic collapse to a 2024 fuel blockade and speculate on territorial or corporate control—like McDonald’s entering Havana—while framing it as a Monroe Doctrine-backed move to stabilize Latin America. Patel ties generational decline to feminism, property rights, and post-2008 financial policies like quantitative easing, arguing they discourage family formation and traditional values. The episode concludes with cultural critiques: from airport dress codes to AI’s role in media, suggesting corporate consolidation and shifting norms threaten both creative freedom and American identity. [Automatically generated summary]

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phil labonte
Donald Trump has floated the idea of a friendly takeover of Cuba.
Now, I'm not exactly sure what a friendly takeover of Cuba would look like, but apparently it's going to mean a lot of cigars for everybody and a whole lot more vacations for people in Florida.
Right now, the New York Times is reporting the birth rate is plunging, and of course, they have the anti-human idea that that's a good thing, and I'm not sure exactly why.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
But the Sun is reporting that fly casual major American airports are saying no more traveling in your pajamas.
Personally, I think that's an okay idea, but I think there's some other people here that think it's a terrible idea.
The U.S. Embassy in Israel is saying it's time to leave, and I don't really want to talk about Israel, but apparently we're going to.
CNN staffers are freaking out because of the takeover by Warner Brothers and the owners of Warner Brothers.
A lot of people on X are saying things like, oh no, Donald Trump controls all of the media.
And all I have to say is, well, where were you when Barack Obama controlled everything?
Or Barack Obama's supporters, I guess it's probably honest to say.
The Guardian says CBS News, and oh, that's the same one, sorry.
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This isn't a surprise to most people considering how corrupt California is.
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phil labonte
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But joining us tonight to talk about all these things is Priya Patel.
priya patel
Hi, thanks for having me.
phil labonte
Who are you?
What do you do?
priya patel
My name is Priya Patel.
I am a social media content creator and political commentator.
You can basically find me on all the platforms aside from OnlyFans.
Somebody asked me about that on a show recently, and I was like, no, no, no.
If I have to clarify, well, certainly not on that platform.
False Flags and Immigration 00:13:17
priya patel
But good idea.
Thanks for having me.
phil labonte
Brett's here.
brett dasovic
What is going on, guys?
unidentified
Yes.
brett dasovic
It's weird being here on a Friday since normally I'm here on Thursdays these days.
But if you guys want to follow me, you can follow me on OnlyFans.
No, not really.
Pop culture crisis Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, which is, of course, noon Pacific, but I'm excited to get into this idea.
phil labonte
Slash is here.
brett dasovic
Yep.
ian crossland
You guys want to rock?
Will you start in OnlyFans?
unidentified
No.
ian crossland
But it doesn't have to be sexual.
It could just be like good content, like clips.
priya patel
I don't know that I want to give that platform any money, to be honest with you.
ian crossland
Okay, I understand where you're coming from.
Yeah, like at what cost, you know?
Rake it in at what cost?
Cost of supporting some crazy organization you don't believe in.
unidentified
Yeah, I don't know.
priya patel
I think it's more typical that people do like a Patreon or something of that sort rather than OnlyFans.
ian crossland
I think you're right.
And I'm at Ian Crossland.
You can find me at Ian Crossland on the internet.
Oh, I also have Carter Banks.
carter banks
Some things are just, they cost more than money.
And I'm also at Carter Banks, and I'm here tonight to produce the show, as always.
And let's take it away.
phil labonte
All right.
So starting off tonight, from the hill, Trump floats friendly takeover of Cuba.
President Trump on Friday suggested the U.S. could carry out a friendly takeover of Cuba as the president has used a fuel blockade to increase the pressure on the communist regime in Havana.
The Cuban government is talking with us.
They're in a big deal of trouble, as you know.
They have no money, no anything right now, Trump told reporters.
Maybe we'll have a friendly takeover of Cuba.
We could very well end up having a friendly takeover of Cuba.
Trump imposed a fuel blockade on the island in an executive order at the end of January in a push to collapse the regime, which relies heavily on energy and food imports.
The United Nations top official for Cuba warned on Wednesday that daily life on the island is becoming fragile with increased strains on health care, water services, and food distribution.
U.S. officials reportedly met Thursday with the grandson of 94-year-old former President Raul Castro, considered the de facto leader of the totalitarian regime, on the sidelines of a conference in the Caribbean attended by Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
Marco Rubio has got to be excited about this.
You know, with his Cuban heritage, he's had pretty critical words for Cuba.
I think most presidents generally are fairly critical, except for maybe Barack Obama.
But, you know, considering the history that the United States and Cuba has, what do you guys think the chances of Cuba becoming a territory are?
priya patel
I think they're relatively high and growing.
And I know a lot of Cubans are in large favor of this, whether they fled Cuba to come here or whether they're still in Cuba.
I know that this is a very popular position among a lot of them.
brett dasovic
It's an interesting aspect of the immigration debate because we've talked pretty heavily about the idea of moratorium on immigration.
We can't have, yeah, well, you know what I'm saying, right?
But the people who still do hold that kind of overly romanticized idea of immigration to the United States, the Cuban immigrants are the ones that they hold that for because so many of them risked so much to come here and kind of take in and really portray American values.
But I somehow don't see this happening.
But I'm also team nothing ever changes.
So it's possible.
phil labonte
Would Cuba becoming a territory of the United States has changed?
unidentified
Yes.
Yeah.
All right.
phil labonte
I wasn't sure how.
brett dasovic
We have Greenland yet.
You guys paid more attention to politics.
phil labonte
We don't have Greenland, but there is an agreement that is alleged to have been drawn up where the U.S. will have an increased military presence to defend against Russia and the Golden Dome is going to happen.
So I think the whole Greenland thing was like the big ask that Donald Trump does.
We're just going to take the whole thing.
And really what they wanted was to be able to have more influence on things like the military situation and there's a lot of natural resources there.
They wanted companies to be able to get in there.
priya patel
Yeah, the president does a lot of these, for lack of a better word, scare tactics where he just kind of threatens something really, really big.
But we actually want a diplomatic issue or diplomatic solution for these things.
We don't want all-out war or anything of this sort.
Like we want something to come together relatively peaceful and something that benefits both sides.
phil labonte
So you think he's just looking to get McDonald's into Cuba?
brett dasovic
Yeah, absolutely.
unidentified
Absolutely.
brett dasovic
So what's the big ask here then?
Is just to get the Cuban cigars out and get them to.
phil labonte
I mean, look.
brett dasovic
Or he wants all the cars.
phil labonte
You might want to look at the climate down there means that all those cars from the 50s are still in generally good condition.
But I do think that I think that Donald Trump would, if he could actually make it happen, I think he would like to see Cuba become a U.S. territory.
I think he probably conceives of it as something like, well, we've got Puerto Rico as a U.S. territory.
It's right in the same area.
Why not kind of a deal?
And also the fact that the Cuban government has been so inept because of their socialist policies, like the Cuban people seem to be pretty interested in getting out of there, getting on a raft made of two-liter bottles of Coke or whatever to go the 90 miles from Cuba to Miami.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
So what is it?
The Castro regime really, really seized and stole that country for 60 years.
And it sounds like what Raul, did you say, was it 93 years old, Raul Castro?
unidentified
No.
ian crossland
He's old.
phil labonte
I think so.
Raul.
Yeah, Royal Castro's like war.
ian crossland
The late great Fidel Castro's brother is in charge.
So I think it's crazy.
Just like, yeah.
You want like great in scope, not necessarily in like ethics, but sure, sure, sure.
Just like we want to take Greenland to secure the Northwest Passage and we want Panama Canal to secure trade.
We want Middle Eastern security to pass through the Suez, all these things.
The Russians would, during the Cold War, that was where their nukes were in Cuba.
carter banks
I was just thinking that, yeah.
ian crossland
And so that's a huge liability if we do erupt into some global cataclysmic war.
We need to secure Haiti, Dominican Republic, Cuba, all those islands, I think, should be American.
It's a very hegemonic, aggressive way to look.
But when we got Cuba freed from the Spanish Empire, late 1800s, 1898, I think it was a Spanish-American War.
And after that, instead of taking Cuba, we decided we're going to make Cuba a free state.
They can do what they want.
And then some communist dictator took it.
So like at some point, you kind of got to protect your own, you know, your assets and your localities.
brett dasovic
Maybe it's what I said before.
Maybe he just really wants Pitbull to do the Super Bowl halftime show.
unidentified
I'm so here.
brett dasovic
And if we're going to have an American do it, we're going to have to take Cuba so that Pitbull can do it.
unidentified
Yeah.
brett dasovic
Mr. Worldwide.
phil labonte
It does make sense with the whole Monroe doctrine, the focus on the Monroe Doctrine.
If you're unaware, the U.S. is kind of looking at Europe and the demographic changes over there.
And they're saying in 30, 40 years, Europe's going to be a very different place because of the influx of migrants from the Middle East and North Africa.
They're not really even sure that they share the same values that they used to.
There's a lot of the stuff that's going on with free speech over there.
So the U.S. has decided they're going to focus more on South America and North America and kind of enforce the Monroe Doctrine.
And I mean, this does fall kind of in line with that.
ian crossland
What I'm wondering is that, sorry if I cut you off.
phil labonte
No, it's not anymore.
ian crossland
I almost want to call it a false flag when these Americans got killed by Cubans like four days ago or something.
And I'm like overloaded with information with the news.
So I didn't really look into it.
I'm like, is this another false flag, a Bay of Pigs, you know, the Bay of Pigs invasion?
phil labonte
Bay of Pigs wasn't a false flag.
They tried a failure.
ian crossland
They tried to get Kennedy to set up a false flag to get an invasion of Cuba in the 60s and he wouldn't sign off on it.
The Joyce Chiefs wanted him.
It was called Operation Northwoods.
And Kennedy refused.
phil labonte
That wasn't a false flag, though, wasn't it?
ian crossland
They wanted him to stage a false flag where they would take, what was it, Americans or take Cubans, dress them up as Americans, and then kill them.
And they would be like, look, they attacked Americans.
Kennedy wouldn't do it.
So I'm like, that's where my head goes to when I hear about Cubans killed Americans.
And now all of a sudden, four days later, it's like, yeah, we want Cuba.
I'm like, bro, what are they doing?
Are they psyopping?
And I'm on Team America here, bro.
I want to stabilize the region, you know, unnecessary conflict down with that.
phil labonte
I mean, I'm pretty hardlined about, you know, Alberta can't become part of the United States.
We don't want any more, we don't want voting from countries that are generally not conservative and not, you know, not friendly to our system and stuff.
I do think that Cubans probably would be better voters than Quebecois, you know.
priya patel
I am an American people top hat.
brett dasovic
Miami would indicate that, right?
phil labonte
Yeah, exactly.
brett dasovic
For the most part, I think, though, they did vote blue in the last mayor, but they flipped, right?
priya patel
They flipped red in 2024, I believe.
And then, yeah, they voted a Democrat mayor into office this last November.
phil labonte
Well, I mean, does that count as flipping back blue because they voted a Democrat mayor?
Or what's their vote?
What's their representative?
priya patel
They had a relatively conservative mayor prior to this.
So, I mean.
phil labonte
It's Broward County?
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Is it?
unidentified
I don't know.
phil labonte
I don't know who they're representing in Congress is, though, is what I'm saying.
I think that kind of matters, too.
brett dasovic
I do think that it would usher in kind of a, because depending on how hardline you are on immigration, like I was saying earlier, if you're an American who's not necessarily in the space that we're in, where you talk about immigration the way we have, which is like caravans, what it's done to the economy, all of that.
If you still have that kind of romanticized ideal, and people have been, we've been dealing with so many people coming here and hating to be here, flying the Mexican flag while protesting, you know, last summer.
unidentified
Yeah.
brett dasovic
And so with that going on, you know, they're protesting with Mexican flags to not be kicked out of America.
The idea of people who actually want to come here and want to share the same values that we do, that's going to be very inviting to a lot of Americans who also will be scared of being told that they're racist or they're sexist because they want to clamp down on immigration.
phil labonte
I got a lot of crap because I said Anna DiArmis is a brown girl when she's, because she's Cuban and people, there are a lot of people like, she's white, she's white.
So I'm not sure the racist thing is.
brett dasovic
You point out to say it doesn't matter.
Like, I don't want somebody coming from Eastern Europe either at this point.
Like, nobody should be coming in.
priya patel
Honestly, I don't really want anybody coming.
phil labonte
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
priya patel
A hardcore immigration restrictionist, at least right now.
phil labonte
10 years got a 10-year moratorium so we can get off.
priya patel
Dude, we did this as recently as the 1950s.
Like, I don't understand why it's such a novel concept for most people.
And this isn't to say that I hate all immigrants, obviously.
phil labonte
It's like the brains of goldfish.
brett dasovic
No, it's not that.
It's literally, well, I mean, it's partially that, but it's also the hatred of America.
So you saw the video.
You guys had to have talked about it the other day, but the lady who, her and her, her partner fled to Canada, found out that the cost of living was too high.
Yeah, and she's and then said, Oh, but we respect the immigration laws here completely.
And I was like, Look, this could be the one rare example where she's far left on literally everything except immigration, which would have been hilarious.
But we can assume what her views are on immigration based on the rest of her beliefs.
You can infer.
And the idea that you would respect the Canadian immigration rules, but not hold the same truth for your own country is absurd.
priya patel
But you can blatantly ask the large majority of liberals on the street, like, okay, if I were to go and move into Germany uninvited without proper documentation, should I be allowed to stay?
And all of them will say no.
They basically exactly.
They basically confirm that you should abide by the laws of every other country when it comes to immigration, except for here.
brett dasovic
That's also their own, that's their own weird white supremacy where they believe that other people are somehow inferior to us because of what we have as a country.
So they would believe that because you're an American, that you have a privilege.
So therefore, you don't have the right to do that.
Somebody coming from a poorer nation does have that right because they're just higher on the oppression.
priya patel
Well, they're just coming here for a better life, always.
They're always seeking a better life.
And we owe it to them as the most prosperous country in the world to just hand it to them.
Even though pretty much for the rest of this country's history, we've had certain immigration laws and customs that we've required everyone to go through so that we retain that status.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
Retain the quality.
brett dasovic
Like, bro, I'm searching for a better life.
phil labonte
There's supposed to be like, there's supposed to be, you know, certain criteria that you meet to be able to come to the United States and become a citizen.
It shouldn't just be that you can get to a port of entry and oh, I'm going to claim asylum.
Well, you came through other countries to get here.
You should be in the first safe country.
And we used to have to, we used to be like, look, you know, are you a communist?
Do you have affiliation with communists?
And look, man, I'm all for reinstating the Communist Control Act of 1953.
I know there's a couple parts that the Supreme Court said were unconstitutional.
They didn't say the whole thing was.
So let's get on that, man, because we got problems here.
priya patel
Well, but like, also, look, we used to literally kick people out, even if they did come here legally, we used to kick them out of the country for not assimilating.
We wouldn't employ them and then we'd kick them out.
And honestly, we should get back to that because guess what?
You shouldn't come here and bring your garbage third world culture and erode our culture because that's exactly what you fled from.
Like, I just don't understand why this is such a novel concept for so many people.
ian crossland
Well, can I, sorry, let me just ask this really quick.
Ramp Up Cuba Discussion 00:05:16
ian crossland
Puerto Ricans, can they freely travel through the United States?
phil labonte
They're in American territory, yes.
unidentified
Okay.
ian crossland
So if we'd made Cuba territory, you talk about immigration, like it's just de facto immigration.
You immigrate.
priya patel
Well, I don't necessarily know that we should make Cuba an American territory.
Like, would I be in favor of doing something similar to what we just did in Venezuela?
unidentified
Maybe.
priya patel
But like, I think it's important that we secure the region, but I don't know that I want to just invite a whole new country of people to just come here freely.
brett dasovic
We could just get rid of Puerto Rico and take Cuba.
priya patel
I would actually be in favor of swap.
I would trade.
I would trade.
ian crossland
Want all the islands.
priya patel
I want all the cigars.
ian crossland
Yeah, all that bananas they grow down there and sugar and whatever else.
unidentified
Yeah.
The coffee.
They got coffee beans down there.
phil labonte
So, so are we thumbs up or thumbs down on Cuba?
ian crossland
Well, yes.
I've been waiting for Cuba to become American my whole life.
I'm just surprised it hasn't happened yet.
I'm going to wait for the Castros to die, I think.
phil labonte
I'm actually really interested in what process Donald Trump is thinking about.
Because it's one thing for Donald Trump to talk about it.
priya patel
Oh, yeah.
phil labonte
You know, but like, how exactly is he?
What's what does a friendly takeover look like?
And obviously, he didn't expand on it, so I don't think anyone really knows.
It's just Donald Trump kind of bloviating.
priya patel
I always joke about this.
I'm like, I think the president sometimes doesn't even know what he's thinking.
phil labonte
No, he has no idea what he's going to say.
priya patel
But it always works out.
I mean, as far as track records go, I trust him more than any president in my lifetime when it comes to foreign policy by a long, long shot.
But I think sometimes the president says things and he surprises himself.
He surprises himself.
phil labonte
He's like, I never said that.
priya patel
He's always in a good way.
And I'm like, I'm here for it.
I trust you relatively.
phil labonte
Yes, I did say that.
Someone shows him the video.
He's like, oh, well, I was right, you know.
unidentified
Exactly.
brett dasovic
Does he get back to Air Force One and ask one of his staffers?
Like, could you figure out what a friendly takeover would look like so I can actually have the answer next time I have to?
phil labonte
Dude, Marco Rubio's sweating constantly.
As soon as Donald Trump gets to the podium, Marco Rubio's just like, oh, God, I'm going to get him another governor of Cuba.
brett dasovic
Marco Rubio realizing he has to become Fidel Castro.
phil labonte
At least he's got a nice role.
ian crossland
I think a friendly takeover would be like a purchase.
That would be a purchase.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
What other.
carter banks
I mean, a friendly takeover kind of sounds like a polite theft almost.
priya patel
Well, and like, yeah, I don't know.
brett dasovic
I mean, that's what a hostile takeover is in business.
phil labonte
I mean, just you just open the doors of Guantanamo Bay and all the U.S. military just rolls out and says, okay, we're in charge now.
priya patel
Well, see, what I think is going to happen, I think this is the president kind of teasing something.
And then the next time it's talked about, or if tensions rise between us and Cuba, it's going to be like, oh, no, we'll come kidnap your president like we did with Venezuela.
phil labonte
Like, we'll be easier with Cuba.
unidentified
Exactly.
priya patel
But it's just going to like the message that the president is going to portray to Cuba is just going to ramp up, ramp up, ramp up.
And then it's probably the actual solution is going to be somewhere in the middle.
phil labonte
Do you guys think that Trump is hoping that this kind of rhetoric would kind of get the Cuban people to apply pressure to the government?
I'm not sure how much pressure they can put on the government.
I don't know how heavy-handed the Cuban government is against the Cuban people, but I imagine if they start to be like, hey, you know.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Yeah.
It seems like a reverse big ask.
This one, instead of being like, we're going to invade Greenland and we're going to take it.
And then he scales it back.
We're like, we just want bases.
This one, he's like, I just want to be friends.
And then later he'll be like, come on, I already, I offered you the peaceful way.
Are you sure you're not going to take peace?
So he's going like the other angle.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
Yeah.
ian crossland
And yeah, I think the people.
priya patel
I really do think the president plays 5D chess most of the time.
Like, truly.
I mean, when we look at especially a lot of the negotiations when it comes to like a lot of these foreign conflicts, it always ends up being perfectly fine.
Like everyone that just fear mongers about the worst possible scenario, it never ends up being that way.
And I'm not saying that like it couldn't happen, obviously.
It very well could.
We could fall into ball-out war with some of these nations, but obviously, well, not Cuba particularly, but just in the sense of, you know, talking about a lot of these foreign policy issues.
And there's a lot of excitement surrounding a good amount of them.
ian crossland
Okay.
phil labonte
That's a very simple way to put it.
unidentified
Yes.
brett dasovic
Build a new hotel there.
unidentified
Yeah.
brett dasovic
Like Maragaza, except for out in Cuba.
priya patel
Maragaza.
phil labonte
It's closer to home though.
unidentified
It has been.
priya patel
I'd rather go to Cuba than I'm.
ian crossland
Since the liberal economic order took over after World War II, they prevented total war.
We haven't had World War III, and that's really promising that it will never happen again doesn't mean it can't.
priya patel
Yeah, exactly.
ian crossland
So limited, you know, limited conflict all over anyway.
What about I'm effervescently concerned with shit spiraling into totalitarian, like total war?
phil labonte
I mean, I understand your concern, but with Cuba, they don't have the backing that they, you know, this isn't, this isn't, you know, the 60s.
There's no Soviet Union, the Soviet Union.
China's not interested.
Russia has got their hands fast.
priya patel
Yeah, this isn't going to be like a missile crisis 2.0 by any means necessary.
It's really just like essentially applying pressure to the government.
Look, like you either fix things or we're going to come in and fix it for you.
And that might look a little nicer depending on how.
Nuclear Families and Young Generations 00:13:48
priya patel
compliant you are with us.
ian crossland
Yeah, you'll want to take our offers.
Our package, yeah.
phil labonte
I think he just wants this.
I think he wants Burger Kings.
He wants to put, or he wants to put McDonald's in there.
unidentified
What he wants.
priya patel
Put McDonald's there.
Bring the cigars here.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
This is the exchange we're looking at.
brett dasovic
Real free trade.
phil labonte
It's really free trade because Donald Trump's threatening with a military invasion.
Let McDonald's in.
Let McDonald's in.
priya patel
Frankly invasion.
A gentle, nice invasion.
phil labonte
We're going to jump to this story here from the New York Times.
The birth rate is plunging.
Why some say that's a good thing?
Because they're anti-human.
The political class is worried about the historic drop, but the biggest change is among the youngest women who are the least ready to have children.
We can blame it on the girls.
That's fine with me.
The U.S. birth rate is declining.
Rose Paz's choice is help explain why.
Ms. Paz, 22, grew up in Salt Lake City, the eldest of three children, born when her mother, an immigrant from Mexico, was 16.
Her parents, a waitress and a cook, worked a lot, leaving her responsible for her younger siblings.
She remembers having to sleep, having to skip sleepovers and birthday parties to care for them.
Ms. Paz is studying for a bachelor's degree in marketing.
She has a serious boyfriend, but does not want to have children now.
I want to be financially stable and in a place I can call my own, she said.
I saw my parents get stressed over money, and I don't want my kid to experience that.
Not so long ago, women like Ms. Paz in their early 20s from backgrounds that are far from privileged would have been among the most likely to have children.
Now this group is a key contributor to the country's declining birth rate, which is at an all-time low, down by over 25% since 2007, the year the fall began.
Priya, do you have kids?
priya patel
I don't.
phil labonte
I would love to have shame on you.
unidentified
I don't.
phil labonte
Shame on you.
Why don't you have children?
priya patel
I haven't found my husband yet.
But once I do, we'll get right on it.
unidentified
Don't you worry.
phil labonte
So the way that they frame this as, you know, young women are deciding not to, that's strictly because of birth control and because of abortion.
priya patel
I wouldn't say strictly, but those definitely.
phil labonte
Largely?
priya patel
You know, I think they all play into each other.
Like those with the overall overarching idea or ideology behind feminism is largely a key factor in that.
I think that forcing women into the workforce was essentially the start of this downfall.
Yeah.
brett dasovic
There's also a nihilistic view of the way the American economy is right now.
Now, you can't say that's not a part of it because that's affecting the men too, especially men who are still trying to hold on to the idea that they're going to have to be a provider, even if both of them are going to be working, which is what most relationships are these days.
Somebody's going to have to be the main provider in that family.
And there's a lot of nihilism around the idea that you're not going to own a home.
Who wants to raise a child if you don't actually own a home to live in?
Do you want to raise your kid in an apartment?
Do you want to own a home as a renter where the rent can be jacked up at any point in time?
They can evict you pretty easily.
Well, these days, not really with squatters' rules and such like that.
But the point is, is like it's putting the blame.
I did like the part where she's like, it kind of made her seem like unserious.
Like she had to skip sleepovers to make sure her brothers and sisters don't die.
Yeah, but that is, I mean, that's an ode to American narcissism.
That can be men or women, but in this case, they're framing it as a problem unique to women.
phil labonte
The piece goes on.
It says, the decline has prompted hand-wringing among portions of the political class, with some conservatives calling it the triumph of selfishness over sacrifice.
A report last month by the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank titled Saving America by Saving the Family, warned that when a nation fails to preserve the family, the state soon fails to preserve itself.
Lord, I can't read tonight.
And I think that that actually is an important point, right?
Like your society is made up of the people.
And if you're not making more people, then you're actually allowing your society to age, decay, and you lose that vigor that comes from young people.
You lose a lot of the industriousness that comes from young people.
Old people or older people tend to be kind of stuck in their ways.
Young people tend to be the ones that are looking to try new things.
And if you don't have that vitality in your society, your society ends up turning into, you know, it loses that kind of edge, especially in a, you know, a time where things are changing so fast.
priya patel
Yeah, well, look, I think that the big problem here is you're exactly right.
I mean, when people are super nihilistic when it comes to the country and the future of the country, they're less inclined to have children, yes.
But the problem is, is that every single aspect of society and the government is literally rigged against the people, but specifically my generation.
Like it's incredibly, job scarcity is a real thing.
Affordability is a real thing.
I mean, I live in Los Angeles and it's incredibly unobtainable to even think about owning a home.
I mean, the medium house price in California, not just Los Angeles, California is like $997,000.
phil labonte
I've got a friend that lives in Lakewood and he's got like, he's got a small house.
It's not some big thing, but it does have an upstairs and it's over a million dollars for his home.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
Well, and like, look, California is not a representation of the rest of the country, obviously.
We're seeing that a lot in, you know, the affordability gas prices, things like that.
It's very much on the state and local level in that sense.
But I mean, it really is.
But, you know, wages reflect how the location looks.
And I mean, our wages are incredibly high compared to most of the country in California.
But, you know, that's not reflected in, you know, how people can't find homes.
Like, I mean, there's so many things that have, that have contributed to these issues, but virtually every aspect of society is just rigged against people being able to own their lives.
Like, we're all kind of slaves to debt at this point because we don't own anything.
Why would I ever think long-term if I don't have anything for myself?
I think that's the biggest issue with people of my generation.
They have no stake in the game.
phil labonte
So this is a bit of a sidetrack, but do you think that the Trump savings plans for babies that are born, right?
The goal of that is to give people like, you know, when you're 18, they have a stake because they own something.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Do you think that that's going to be something that younger generations are going to, do you think they'll, because I understand your point about Gen Z, they don't own anything, so they don't feel, and this goes to the talk about socialism and capitalism.
Like they don't feel like they own any property.
So why do they care about property rights or things like that?
Whereas if you have a bank account that has money in it, that when you turn 18, you know, do you think that's something that is going to actually affect the opinions of the young, like people being born now?
priya patel
Yeah, I do think it will.
And I think it's going to affect people of my generation thinking about having kids now because people that do have that mindset maybe are a little bit more optimistic.
If, you know, if my kid is born between 2025 and 2028, or yeah, it was 2025 and 2028, that they're going to have X amount in a bank the second that they turn 18, even if I don't put a cent into it.
That's very hopeful for people when a lot of it is that reasoning.
Like I'm setting my kid up for a worse life than I currently have because prior generations, you work essentially to make your kids have a better life than you do.
But that's becoming not impossible, but that's becoming harder and harder.
We're seeing a little bit of that change with this new administration.
But like prior, it's just been getting worse.
The outcome just looks even more bleak.
So I do think that that is a massive factor.
And I mean, for me, I've, again, like, I don't have kids and I'm not married, but I've said, I'm like, I really want to have kids during this administration, like simply for that, you know?
brett dasovic
I do believe that marriage, like, isn't the divorce rate declining slightly because people that are getting married are getting married later and they're being more, they're being choosier about who they actually settle down with.
Like my generation, the millennials were the product of your parents got divorced.
And that was kind of the song of that entire time period, right?
Was the romanticization of divorce and how you get through that?
So the way that it's kind of peaked into nihilism isn't surprising to me in any way, shape, or form.
And I've me and you have talked about this on the show before.
I said, look, they're not going to go to capitalism, at least not in my opinion.
They will go to ask the government for help because life has become too difficult to figure out for most people, anyways, these days.
Have you seen the things where it's like you go to apply for a job at a gas station, you have to do like a personality survey and stuff like that?
It's like it is unbelievably difficult just to do the base level things to survive now.
So they're nihilistic in the extreme in a lot of ways and they're attached to social media, which is giving them the worst that humanity has to offer day in and day out.
And I don't necessarily agree with the idea that you should fall into that type of nihilistic view of the future.
If anything, being here, working here has kind of shown me what the other side of that coin is.
And I was never a nihilistic person, but I get like our influences here aren't the norm.
Like, like the conservative influences aren't the majority of the country necessarily, maybe half, whatever.
But, you know, that's there's still a lot of influence from the rest of the culture that tells them don't do it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth your time.
unidentified
Go ahead.
priya patel
No, I was just going to say, I think that I agree with you, but I think there is a clear split between the sexes in my generation.
You're seeing young men go really, really hard to the right and young women go really, really hard to the left.
And this is a trend that's been happening for a long time, but it's, it's, it's culturally because, again, like each side perceives the other side as rejecting them, but they're also splitting up for economic reasons for the same reason.
They're just going different directions.
Like young men are going to like hardcore on free market capitalism a lot of the times.
And then young women are really going hardcore towards socialism.
Well, the women for the exact same reason.
It's just different, different goals and outcomes.
phil labonte
I think, I mean, I think you mentioned it, but feminism has a lot to do with massively.
priya patel
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
phil labonte
The idea that you can, that women should not aspire to be mothers, that women should not aspire to have a family.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
And I understand that, like, you know, the fact that it takes dual income to just make ends meet now, like, that's definitely true.
But we got to this, or part of the reason we got to this point was because society has been telling young women that either you can have everything, you can do both of them, or you shouldn't even want to.
I think Murphy Brown in the 90s, when she was like, you know, a CEO and had a kid, and it was like, oh, well, I can do whatever, I can do all of it.
And you know what?
You can't do all of it.
priya patel
And that's exactly, there are people that are capable of doing all of it, but everyone thinks they're the exception.
That's the problem.
phil labonte
They're not capable of doing it.
They have someone else raising the kid.
priya patel
No, that is true.
phil labonte
You've got your kid in daycare all day, and a mother should be with the kid as much as possible.
unidentified
I agree.
phil labonte
So the idea that they can do it all, no, you can't.
You hire someone to do it for you.
priya patel
Yeah, it depends on what your idea of do-it-all, obviously, is.
But if you, yeah, want to be the boss, babe, CEO of a company and then have four kids, you're never going to be able to do it.
phil labonte
Someone else is going to raise it.
unidentified
Exactly.
priya patel
Somebody, or largely, you're going to be outsourcing things on a massive scale.
But the problem is, is that everyone has this like dream idealistic situation for their home life or their family life or how they want to raise their kids.
And most of the time, it's really unobtainable, especially now in today's society with, again, like costs of everything and, you know, just cultural norms at this point.
But really, feminism largely, but a lot of the other aspects of society, when we look at the economy, everything's just rigged against the nuclear family.
It's just the whole goal of all of this.
I'm going to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but like the whole goal of basically everything from, I mean, the last 178 years since like the birth of feminism, basically, has been to rig people against having the conventional nuclear family.
phil labonte
Well, yeah, I mean, not to get back into the socialism conversation, but that is the whole point.
One of the tenets of Marxism was to destroy the nuclear family and get rid of that because the things that make people not want to be obedient to the state is a good family, community.
brett dasovic
And if they're both working, it doubles the amount of money the government.
Also, there are tax the government.
There's a messaging issue on the right, too, because a lot of times people will call into question.
They're like, look, it will be women on the right that are talking about the nuclear family and doing all of these things.
And they're like, well, you're working at a big media company.
You're Megan Kelly.
You're like, are you doing everything or is somebody helping you do it?
And, you know, unless you're already enamored with right-wing politics where you're willing to look that, you know, look over that and kind of not really take it for what it is.
But if you're somebody who's a lefty or you're more, I guess, undecided, you're like, eh, really?
Like, that job looks like you can be at the office a lot.
Like, it rings untrue, I think.
priya patel
But I think a lot of the times, and not so much the Megan Kellys, but a lot of the newer social media influences kind of in my basket of things in the industry, they like wholeheartedly reject women working while at the same time having a social media job or something of that sort.
And it's like, well, you're just a hypocrite if you're telling me that I should be the most trad wife in the world.
And maybe you placate like that on the internet, but you're clearly not.
You're clearly working.
You're clearly, I mean, as much as people hate it, like a lot of these women, they dress up for men on the internet.
Like they're not, like, you might be wearing somewhat trad-looking clothing, but it's really not.
brett dasovic
It's not costume.
priya patel
It's cause, it's cosplay, and you're telling you're basically putting on the internet the message that men want to hear a lot of the times.
And you're, you're selling yourself in one way or the other on the internet.
People Control This Country 00:10:13
ian crossland
So annoying when people wear costumes.
Right to the person.
brett dasovic
Wait, what message are you trying to convey?
ian crossland
Exactly.
brett dasovic
That's what I want to know.
phil labonte
He wants people to know that he wants to take them down to the Paradise City.
unidentified
Yes, yes.
phil labonte
And the girls are pretty.
ian crossland
So, okay, I think they said that you want to leave the world better for your children than it was for your grandparents.
You know, like the world, it gets better every generation.
priya patel
Of course, like, yeah, you want to make your kids' life better than yours.
brett dasovic
Until Boomers still, that's people that will argue that Boomer's.
Boomers are like, sucks to me.
Like, you're going to have to pull yourself up by success.
priya patel
Yeah, but they're the ones that screwed everything over for us.
ian crossland
I like the philosophy, and it's a good thing to aim at.
But like World War I, it got way worse for that generation than the generation before.
Like, they had probably the worst of anybody in the last few hundred years, maybe.
One of the worst industrial slaughter of humankind.
And the men coming back shell-shocked and unable to stand up straight from their trench foot warfare.
Okay, anyway, Hitler's a result of that.
You get people like that come out of that.
And then after that, the next generation, World War II, they probably were a little bit better off than the silent generation.
The World War I trench warfare was the most grotesque abuse.
So ever since then, it's gotten better every generation until maybe people are saying this generation is the first time when things are starting to fall off.
priya patel
Well, yeah, obviously all of this is going to be in a somewhat way idealistic, but it's more on a practical sense.
Like, sure, yes, there could be some worldwide event that really screws everybody over.
That's kind of something that you can't really account for on that level.
But like, I think the basic principle of this is, is that I don't want to raise my kids while I'm in debt and poverty.
And I don't want to die and leave my kids with a million dollars of debt because I tried to provide them a good life and I wasn't able to.
ian crossland
You think there's like an actual, you brought up conspiracies earlier, and I wonder about like, what are these people, World Economic Forum?
They say you want to live in the pod and eat bugs and be happy.
Are they literally trying to destroy families, put your body in a vat, we'll extract the semen and the egg, we'll make, we'll find which one of you has the best genetics and extract that Peter Teals of the world, maybe.
And then make the best humans under control.
So it's, it's, because otherwise you've got these, these rogue individuals getting married and having guns and protecting their borders.
And like, how can you, how can you make sure they don't go crazy and start a world war if you, if they have their own property and families and things.
phil labonte
Well, the population's not the ones that start the war.
ian crossland
That's the governments that the Soviets, like Lenin was, he was like a, you know, the population can rise up and cause a.
phil labonte
That's a revolution, though.
That's not a world war.
I mean, you mentioned a world war.
ian crossland
No, but it's just like the danger of a population like getting unruly.
I think that's part of why weed got made illegal because it makes people question authority.
And that, you know.
phil labonte
But they're relaxing marijuana laws.
unidentified
Oh my God.
ian crossland
But I think that's why they saw all of us.
brett dasovic
I, for one, am shocked.
ian crossland
But that's like Nixon used it as a weapon to like create order, like tamp down on the hippies and the Black Panthers.
They're creating too much of, you know, murmur that there might be a revolt.
They could have, you know, who knows?
phil labonte
They were communists.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
He was right.
They were all communists.
ian crossland
I don't know about that.
phil labonte
I mean, Black Panthers definitely were.
And a lot of the hippies, you know, the hippies that went to communists.
ian crossland
They're all communists as they were.
phil labonte
They were communists.
ian crossland
I know, but you said they were all communists.
It's not true.
They were using that to stop a potential revolution.
Like the Vietnam War was so bad.
phil labonte
Who would have been a revolution, Ian?
ian crossland
It could have been.
Yeah.
It could have got, could have got, could have got turned into that.
brett dasovic
Because they were communists.
ian crossland
Regardless of their ethos, people that are smoking pot and having families don't give a fuck about your government.
Like they are very much, I am the government.
You understand?
We the people control our reality together.
And when you take those things away from that.
priya patel
That's an idealistic version of communism.
ian crossland
No, I don't think, well, maybe that's what we got going on right now.
The reality of like, we the people control our government.
unidentified
I'm pretty sure.
priya patel
We the people vote in elected representatives.
But the idea that we are all the government is pretty.
phil labonte
I mean, our system is like specifically not a direct democracy because we are not the government.
ian crossland
We are the government.
We the people control this country.
That's why we select people to go represent us in the moment and they'll be gone soon.
unidentified
That's the right thing.
priya patel
Correct, but there's a reason that we don't have a direct democracy.
brett dasovic
We were talking about this yesterday.
It was the last time they got anything done anyways.
Congress can't get anything.
phil labonte
They got a dog shell the other day.
As opposed to voting on the SAVE Act.
But I think, I mean, like, look, to your point, right?
The SAVE Act has like, or at least voter ID has something like 85% approval among the American people, right?
Like everybody thinks that there should be, you know, that you should have to have an ID.
That's something that if the American people really were in control the way that you say, then that should be a no-brainer.
ian crossland
Yeah, the government has been co-opted.
Sorry to interrupt by banks.
And yeah, for sure.
The liberal economic order is a banking cartel, basically.
phil labonte
But you were just saying that we are the government.
And the point that I'm making is if it was really like that, if it was really the way that you laid it out earlier, then it would be a no-brainer that this would get passed very easily.
ian crossland
I will never not say that we are not.
I will always say we are the government.
Even if they have their boot on my neck, even if they have a gun on my head and a boot on my neck, I will still claim that we are the government of this country.
And that's how it's always going to be.
That's the point of this country.
You might want to change what the country is for a moment and pretend like you're in control or that you're the government and I'm not, but welcome to the United States.
I'm the government too.
priya patel
Well, I mean, yeah, I agree with, or I understand your framing in the sense of you're going to die on the hill, but we are the government in the United States.
I mean, we're not, we're not the government.
We elect people to represent us in the government.
brett dasovic
But in this version, do I get a pension?
phil labonte
No.
brett dasovic
Because that would be cool.
phil labonte
No, some boomer is going to take it.
priya patel
Yeah, exactly.
phil labonte
They're going to live forever, too.
priya patel
That's why we're never going to see a dying social situation.
carter banks
The thing is, it's crazy because it kind of is impossible to have kids right now and not have you and your wife both working full-time.
priya patel
I mean, it's unless you have an insane job.
unidentified
Right.
carter banks
But that was the goal in my parents' generation.
It's kind of unrealistic now.
phil labonte
You just had a kid.
unidentified
Yes.
carter banks
And we both work.
phil labonte
Oh, okay.
I didn't realize it anyway.
carter banks
Full-time, dude.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
phil labonte
So, yeah, I mean, I just had a kid, too.
And my friend stays home and he takes care of the stuff.
But I mean, I have, I'm not.
I'm the exception to the rule, apparently.
So, but yeah, I mean, look, I do think that the problems that Gen Z is facing are largely creations of the not just the government, but of also the boomers.
Like, you know, the boomers that own multiple homes and everyone looking at their house is their biggest investment and that's going to make them a million dollars or whatever.
ian crossland
I don't blame them too much because they didn't know.
They got snowed, man.
This order really tricked and hoodwinked the Americans to think it's normal to have $1.75 gallon gas.
It's normal to have all these foods from all over the world.
In the background, they're like taking over countries and overthrowing governments.
phil labonte
In 2008, when the government just started printing money like mad, we're taking loans out at 0% interest and buying stocks.
The reason that we have like, people talk about income inequality is so terrible right now, and it is really, really bad.
A big part of the reason is because after 2008, when the government brought interest rates down to zero and kept them at zero for 10 years, people that had money, people that had assets would take loans out with their assets as the collateral.
They would take a loan out at like 1% or 2% or whatever.
They put that money in the stock market.
And as the stock market goes up by 10, 15% a year, they're making that money.
So they were literally getting money for almost free, putting that money in the stock market just for it to grow.
So people that had assets and have wealth and stuff like that, they had a huge advantage.
And it's because the government decided that they were going to have that policy.
And every time the government talked about raising interest rates, the stock market would take a tumble a bit.
And then the government would get, oh, no, we can't do that.
Blah, I think that like interest rates were zero or around zero for almost a decade.
Quantitative easing was the worst policy they ever had.
They should have let the banks fail.
There's my little reason.
priya patel
Yeah, well, and like the other thing is, is that, I mean, even though we have a massive affordability crisis and all these things, like obtaining wealth in this country is perceivably very hard, but it's actually easier to obtain wealth in this country than any other country in the world.
We're just not taught how to.
Like the financial illiteracy in this country is beyond ridiculous for how sophisticated of a society was.
phil labonte
Klarna for your burrito.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
I was thinking about like someone who told me.
priya patel
That's exactly right.
It's like we're literally taught to take on debt, but not how to take on debt.
Like that's the problem.
ian crossland
There's this thing, opportunity cost in economics, which is fascinating.
Like, okay, I'll go make $1,000 doing this job, but if I have to turn down a million-dollar project, then I'm actually going to lose $990,000 doing this work because the cost of opportunity is lost.
And with – oh, that's all I got.
unidentified
I have more.
brett dasovic
Let's address the fact that no article that ends with, and this is why it could be a good thing, has ever been good in the history.
phil labonte
No article starts with that.
I remember no article that starts with from the New York Times.
brett dasovic
Well, no, Maybe there's one good one, but nothing that ends with, and here's why that's a good thing is ever good.
phil labonte
I mean, they're telling you right off the bat what you're supposed to think.
They're poisoning.
brett dasovic
There's this thing that's clearly bad.
Here's why it might not.
ian crossland
I remember my point.
I just, let me, financial literacy.
Like, I was picturing my parents being like, well, did you go return that thing for $20 to Amazon?
Did you go spend an hour of your day to go return that item?
I'm like, well, I could have, if you understand economics, I can make $900 in that time period and just eat the $30 loss.
And that's the opportunity cost of how you really make money in reality.
Don't chase these $20, $30 penny pinch.
Like, it's so distracting, requires so much energy when there is other ways to accrue massive amounts of wealth in the background.
carter banks
Well, penny-wise and pound foolish, I think, is like a term for that.
phil labonte
Yeah, but I mean, look, if you look at all the, not all, but if you look at most people that have a lot of money, they're pinching their pennies all the time.
Wear Pajamas or Shoes? 00:15:10
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
You know, like you're not going to.
priya patel
They don't let go of them.
And that's the difference is that you're wasting time like funneling money back and forth when you legitimately should be kind of penny pinching, when you should be on a budget.
You're like, oh, I need to return that thing for $10 at Target or whatever.
And that's going to take an hour or whatever of my time.
But people that have wealth don't even let go of that wealth for little exactly little dumb things at Target anyways.
ian crossland
It was the cane, by the way, is what I was going to return.
phil labonte
I don't know.
I'm glad that you didn't, honestly.
priya patel
I know.
unidentified
Yeah, me neither.
priya patel
You've been using it to like stretch your back and everything.
ian crossland
Oh, yeah, it's really good.
On the back of the neck, you can roll the spine with it.
unidentified
Oh, God.
phil labonte
All right, we're going to jump to this story here.
From the U.S. Sun, Fly Casual, Major American Airport, bans passengers from wearing everyday outfit.
We've had enough.
And it's not everyday outfit.
It's literally pajamas.
Like, it's the same stuff that people just mope around their house in.
brett dasovic
Unless they are giving me the absolute best flight experience in human history, the audacity of this company to do this is shocking.
carter banks
What he was always told you shouldn't wear pajamas on a plane.
brett dasovic
No, you shouldn't.
You shouldn't wear pajamas on a plane, but flying shouldn't be a horrible experience.
unidentified
Yet it is.
phil labonte
I agree.
But if you look at like dudes that like wear track suits, right?
Like, bright orange ones.
They're not the best attire, but usually they look clean.
They look kind of put together and stuff like that.
You can wear comfortable clothes and not look like people in this picture here.
Look at that.
Come on.
Come on.
brett dasovic
This is the free market.
They're paying the money.
Let them decide where they're going to spend their money.
phil labonte
So from the U.S. Sun, travelers are now banned from wearing pajamas at Tampa International Airport in Florida, according to the latest social media posts from the hub.
The Expost shared a graphic that plainly states, it's time to ban pajamas at Tampa International Airport.
The post references the airport's previous successful banning of Crocs while calling to that.
priya patel
Honestly, we should have a nationwide ban on Crocs.
phil labonte
I wear Crocs.
unidentified
They are cup house.
brett dasovic
There's nothing wrong with Crocs to let anybody tell you otherwise.
phil labonte
Look, everyone knows the story about Crocs, right?
The idiocracy story.
Actually, are you familiar with the movie Idiocracy?
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Okay, so when they were making that movie, they were looking for shoes to have the people walking around wear.
And they were like, they have to be ridiculous.
And so the set designer, the wardrobe designer found these shoes and they looked ridiculous.
And they were like, okay, well, we're going to use these.
And they're like, well, it's a small company.
What if they become popular in the future?
And the director was like, are you kidding?
Look at these things.
Those were Crocs.
If you look, if you watch idiocracy, everybody's wearing Crocs.
And now it's happened in reality.
brett dasovic
It's the official shoe of the men and women saving your life at the hospital, okay?
phil labonte
It actually is.
Look, like I said, I own it.
priya patel
Are they really saving your life, though?
brett dasovic
I mean, maybe.
phil labonte
Doing CPR, you know?
unidentified
What?
ian crossland
Guns don't kill people.
Crocs don't save people.
It's the people save people.
phil labonte
So I'm of two minds, right?
Like, I don't fly wearing pajamas, right?
I don't get dressed up in a suit, but I don't wear, like, I, what?
brett dasovic
The argument for men is like, you shouldn't wear pajamas just because you're going to get pickpocketed if you've got your wallet in your pocket.
Wear something that you can actually conceal.
carter banks
I just like getting through security clothes.
ian crossland
Why start wearing pajamas?
phil labonte
I mean, look, you can wear, it's fine to wear vans, vans are slip on and stuff like that.
You can get away with that.
But I wear jeans.
Like, I basically wear the same stuff that I wear all the time.
But I totally understand.
Like, unless you're doing like a long international flight, you know, if you're going, like, you're flying to Hawaii, I can, maybe I can understand like wearing something a little more comfortable or whatever.
But for the most part, do you need to wear pajamas?
And I understand your argument about, oh, you know, the seats are not comfortable.
You don't have very much service.
brett dasovic
You used to get a meal with your flight.
You don't get the meal anymore.
phil labonte
Again, that depends on the flight.
If you're on an international flight or if you're on a long flight.
So as long as you get the meal, then you can wear pajamas or look, I mean, look, if you're going from Boston to Orlando, do you really need to be like, oh man, I got to make sure that I wear this.
priya patel
This is just such a hassle.
unidentified
Come on.
brett dasovic
Service for almost every aspect of American culture has gotten nothing but worse over the last 10 days.
priya patel
Oh, I agree with that.
phil labonte
But flies are way cheaper now than they ever have been.
brett dasovic
What?
phil labonte
You got internet for like $300,040, $500 for like a, you can probably fly from Boston down to Orlando for like $400.
brett dasovic
Your $72 peanuts that you have to buy.
ian crossland
You just got to hack it.
You got to bring your own food.
That's why Fannie Pack brings some meat sticks and then they get free internet.
Only drink water.
Don't drink any of that garbage they hand you because then you're more exhausted when you get off the plane.
Don't eat the paper.
phil labonte
Never drink the coffee on a plane.
ian crossland
Oh, why not?
phil labonte
Because they're using it from the tanks that they never clean.
unidentified
Damn.
brett dasovic
Okay, so you want me to drink coffee from a tank that's never cleaned.
I'm the one who needs to fix up.
phil labonte
I told you never to drink.
brett dasovic
But the thing is, they're offering it.
So they're offering me coffee from a tank that's never cleaned, and I'm supposed to dress up.
phil labonte
You shouldn't dress up, just wear normal clothes.
priya patel
You wear what you have on right now.
phil labonte
Do you wear pajamas?
ian crossland
It looks good, by the way.
brett dasovic
I just dress like this.
unidentified
Okay.
phil labonte
That's exactly what I'm saying.
brett dasovic
I don't begrudge them.
They're fun.
priya patel
I do begrudge them.
They look homeless.
unidentified
That's my question.
ian crossland
Is this more about don't be slovenly?
Yeah, or is it wear those plaid pajamas?
phil labonte
Yeah, because look, again, I have some pictures.
Look at the picture.
Like those.
brett dasovic
And they need to meet us halfway.
priya patel
Look, look normal for polite society.
Like, you wouldn't go to the store.
Oh, I mean, some bums probably would, but they should be ostracized for doing so.
phil labonte
Don't look like you're going to Walmart.
unidentified
Yeah, honestly.
brett dasovic
Look, there is a certain like methadone clinic chic that I see.
You know what?
You know, the flying is not much better.
So, you know what?
I say that they're wrong.
You can wear whatever you want because the airlines are garbage.
phil labonte
You're traveling through the air at 500 miles an hour.
priya patel
I thought of that.
It's like a luxurious experience in and of itself.
unidentified
Exactly.
Yeah.
phil labonte
Like, no, I mean, I think this is all right.
I think it's awesome.
ian crossland
I'm trying to test it.
Next time I'm in Tampa, I'm going to wear my plaid pajama pants, but I'm just going to make it look real nice.
You won't even know.
phil labonte
I'll be like, oh, that guy's iron them.
carter banks
The thing is, for iron, you do that as a suit, kind of sometimes.
You used to come on the show in pajamas because that was like your thing.
ian crossland
And then Tim's mom was like, yes, because he just woke up.
brett dasovic
She came to you and was like, why is it?
ian crossland
She told him, and then he told me.
unidentified
My mom wants you to be in the middle of the job.
brett dasovic
He's like, you're an adult.
ian crossland
Where's my beer?
Who cares what people wear?
That was my idea.
unidentified
I do.
priya patel
It's the same reason I don't really.
Like, look, I don't want to see fat people walking around all the time.
unidentified
Amen.
priya patel
I don't want to see people looking at you.
phil labonte
Bring back aspiration.
brett dasovic
Well, like I said, they're aspirational too.
priya patel
It's not Sharia.
It's having norms for polite society.
That's what it is.
ian crossland
Here's my thought process.
I brought it up.
Who cares what people wear?
And I was like, well, if I really don't care what people wear, then why don't I just wear what they're asking me to wear?
So I use my own logic to then begin yourself against myself.
phil labonte
But legitimately, like there, there should be a certain standard for polite society.
ian crossland
Men didn't used to be able to have B-shirtless until the 20s, 1920s, free the nip, you know?
So should women be able to go shirtless now?
priya patel
No, but I also don't.
phil labonte
We're the ones that are arguing, or at least Priya and I are the ones that are arguing for standards, not against standards.
priya patel
Yeah, I don't think that menu standards are a bad thing.
brett dasovic
I think standards are a good thing.
I'm saying that they should be held to standards too.
And if they're not going to meet us at the same level, then they are.
phil labonte
You don't, the planes don't crash.
ian crossland
Okay, then what about bikini bottoms?
brett dasovic
That's literally the bare minimum.
priya patel
No, I have a lot of fun.
brett dasovic
The bare minimum is that the flight doesn't fall out of the air.
It doesn't matter.
My wife hates flying anyways.
We drive everywhere.
priya patel
I don't think any of us love commercial flying.
It is an unpleasant experience.
Although the fact that we're able to get into a, I don't know, we're able to transport ourselves.
Yeah, going 500 miles an hour through the air is actually an incredible thing to think about in and of itself, obviously.
I mean, the large majority of the world doesn't have access to this type of thing.
phil labonte
And to be honest with you, market pressures are what have made flights the way they are.
priya patel
Yeah.
phil labonte
People want to fly for the smallest amount of money possible.
And to be honest with you, I know that they're not, maybe Florence flights aren't the cheapest they've ever been, but I remember a time because I'm old when it was like every flight was like $900.
And this is $900 in 1910 money, you know?
So like it used to be way more money 2010, right?
ian crossland
You said 1910 money.
phil labonte
Well, I was making a joke about how old I am because I'm old.
unidentified
I didn't get the joke.
ian crossland
I'm the idiot.
phil labonte
But yeah, like it used to be like back when they had when you could smoke on planes, like they were really expensive.
It was really expensive to fly.
You did have more room.
But the reason that they've constricted the stuff or limited the things that they give you is because of the price.
If you want to fly for $1,500 or $2,000, you can sit in first class and you'll get a meal.
You'll have more room.
I understand that it's expensive.
But the thing is, nowadays, coach flights are actually pretty reasonable.
brett dasovic
Did you see the article the other day about the, she's like a Vogue, she was a former Vogue editor, I think, who's like the stylist for Zora and Mamdani, who like left first class for business because they said that the flight attendant was microaggressing her.
priya patel
I will volunteer as tribute to swap seats with her.
unidentified
No.
priya patel
Like, what the hell?
ian crossland
People are so something I do on airplanes, just letting everybody know out there: when you see me at the airport, get ready for this.
I'll get on the plane, I'll sit in my seat, and then I'll like, when everyone's boarded, I'll look around for like an empty aisle because sometimes there are, and I'll just get up and go sit in the three-seat aisle.
Yeah, no one's ever bothered me.
No one cares.
phil labonte
Well, if the seats are open, nobody cares.
Normally, okay.
ian crossland
Anyway, this story is awesome.
How far is too far with violating these social norms?
Because it used to be men literally could not go outside in public with their shirts off, and that was normal.
And now it's normal that they can.
And it would be, in my opinion, crazy to make them shirts.
phil labonte
If you have your shirt off and you're walking around the mall, that's weird.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
Like you're going into establishments.
Yeah, I don't think you should be able to do that.
phil labonte
No shirts, no shoes, no service.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
I think most places do still abide by that.
I think, unless you're maybe at like in a beach town, they're probably going to be like, dude, put a shirt on.
ian crossland
So it's like up to the private establishment what their dress code is, basically.
priya patel
Well, yeah, I mean, I think there should be a general sense of what you should do in polite society, not simply just in private establishments.
But yeah, ultimately.
ian crossland
Do you think bikini bottoms, like those dental floss strings up the ass, are too like just basically public nudity?
phil labonte
Because I guess you don't wear them again, you don't wear them at the mall if you're like on a beach in Florida and you want to wear a string bikini, you know, that's something that that's you know, it's personal preference.
But again, it kind of depends on the beach, but also like you know, because if you're in if you're in New England, if you're at like Mesquamicot, whatever up there, you're not going to see a lot of people rolling around with string bikinis.
But if you're down in Fort Lauderdale, that's normal.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
You know, so it kind of depends on the content.
ian crossland
You want to tan ass.
I get it.
unidentified
Like you're full.
priya patel
I mean, I mean, I would advise against it, but yeah.
ian crossland
Full ass tan?
Or just bikini, those bikini stars?
priya patel
Yeah, this, the like G-strings.
ian crossland
I saw it when I was like 12 and I thought it was porn.
It looked like porn.
priya patel
It does look like it basically is porn.
brett dasovic
I mean, like, also, it's like you go to the air, you go to the airport, you're going to get either groped or have a photo taken of you where they're, you know, basically looking at your insides.
People feel violated.
You have to take your shoes off, though.
I think they've removed that restriction.
But the point being, like, you're like, look, I have to go through all this and dress up.
No, thanks.
priya patel
Well, no, okay.
I mean, I argue that we should get back to a point in society where we do dress up for these types of occasions.
However, this isn't arguing for you dressing up.
It's just arguing for you wearing what you're wearing now.
You're wearing wet joggers or black denim and a t-shirt and tennis shoes.
brett dasovic
The other side of this is like form, like going out in public, right?
Like it definitely is true.
Like you go out to a store and it does seem like nobody's trying anymore.
It's like, does nobody even like, and that's more, we could take that back to like the birth crisis discussion where it's like, is nobody even signaling to the world that they're like, that they take care of themselves well enough to want to actually get together with somebody and maybe start life together.
But I'm speaking purely from like an angry stance.
priya patel
It is revolting against the airlines.
ian crossland
When I lived in LA, I was an actor in LA and I stopped wanting to present myself as beautiful because it was so, it felt so fake.
I was like, I just would dress in garbage.
priya patel
It's not even doing anything to the extent that you need to present yourself as beautiful, but like just bare minimum aesthetically pleasing.
Like take a shower and put normal clothes on.
Don't wear sweatpants and pajamas to go to the grocery store.
ian crossland
There's like a revolt against make people wanting me to look beautiful all the time.
And I wonder if social media is making people revolt in their private lives.
unidentified
Probably.
phil labonte
No, this is this is this is not, I don't think this is because of social media.
No, I think social media makes people want to fake what they look like and they want to compete with the people that are that they see on Instagram and stuff like that.
ian crossland
CEOs wear jeans and a t-shirt.
unidentified
They do.
brett dasovic
It is actually true that most of the CEOs, there was this photo of like the Netflix CEOs touring Warner, like the Warner Brothers lot, and they just are so badly dressed.
It's kind of awesome.
A lot of them like the faded blue jeans and the jacket.
phil labonte
Yeah, they probably paid $300 for those faded blue jeans.
But the fact remains, like people that are in, people that are wealthy nowadays, because it's so kind of in vogue to hide your wealth for a lot of people, particularly people that are super, super rich.
Like, you know, Bill Gates was always walking around in like, you know, it looks like he shopped at Target.
brett dasovic
Mark Zuckerberg wears the same shirt every day to cut down on making decisions.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
And, you know, there's a little bit of eccentricity with that, but also like those people or that kind of kind of idea of like, don't show off your wealth, don't flaunt it.
I think that that's actually kind of going away.
You look at the way that Bezos dresses and the way that he behaves and stuff, and he's kind of not really ashamed of his wealth, you know?
brett dasovic
He's got the inferiority complex from being like a nerd when he was younger.
phil labonte
They were all nerds.
They were all nerds.
brett dasovic
The rest of them stayed nerds.
He has now tried to shed that stuff.
phil labonte
Yeah, he's jacked now.
He's like, I'm going to go lift away.
brett dasovic
It was like, that was the meme five years ago, right?
It was like the meme of him when he first launched his company and he's got like the sweater vest on and the glasses.
unidentified
He's like, nice on looks.
phil labonte
I mean, it's like, I sell whatever the guy wants.
priya patel
I think there's a balance to all this, though.
Like you can look classy and tasteful without flaunching wealth or even needing wealth in all reality.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
Just don't look like a bum.
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unidentified
That's all I ask.
phil labonte
There was a time in my, there was a time in my life when like we were touring a lot, right?
Like and I was just like, I do not care.
You know, you're constantly on planes, constantly on the bus, constantly traveling.
And I was definitely guilty of being like, I don't care.
I'm wearing what's comfortable.
And I think that as the band stopped kind of going as hard because we kind of, we, you know, made our career and we didn't have to take every tour that was out there.
Like, I was just like, all right, you know what?
I kind of, and also I probably, it probably had something to do with the fact that I stopped drinking.
But like, I was like, you know what?
I kind of don't want to look like a slob anymore.
And I, I don't know if that's maturity or what, but like the idea of going to a plane or going, even going to Walmart.
Yeah, I'm not looking.
priya patel
I'm ashamed if I, I mean, I don't even own pajamas that look as horrendous as that.
carter banks
It's more about like offending other people at this point.
priya patel
Well, yeah, that was my point about not really wanting to have to look at obese people too.
brett dasovic
Like, and the point is, like, I don't necessarily agree in practice because I wouldn't dress that way going anywhere.
phil labonte
You're just like F the airport.
brett dasovic
But I don't have a problem with people doing it because F those airlines.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, I get it, but I'm actually rather fond of Delta.
priya patel
So the people that run the airlines or that would control this don't actually come in contact with you.
So you're not, you're not giving.
phil labonte
This isn't even the airlines that are doing it.
This is Tampa Airport.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
So, you know.
brett dasovic
You're 0.5% over your baggage weights.
You now have to pay $80 extra.
ian crossland
How did that combo come about?
tim pool
They're like, dude, these slobs are pissing me.
ian crossland
Did you smell those people?
Was it the smell?
Probably the smell.
priya patel
Oh, it probably was a smell too.
carter banks
I mean, just like fairly recently, I didn't see a whole lot of this.
ian crossland
Like these hordes of animals.
priya patel
I've seen a lot of stuff.
brett dasovic
It's the last pair of cookie monster pajamas I'm letting in here.
unidentified
Get out of here.
priya patel
But also I find that it is in like the big international airports.
Like I tweeted out on my way here that I hate flying out of LAX just because I have to deal with so many foreign nationals and it's just really daunting to me.
But I think there are like things like this are worse in airports like that.
phil labonte
Isn't there another airport you can fly out of other than LAX?
priya patel
Yeah, it's just small.
Yeah, they're just regional, so I'd have to have a layover or something.
So it's, you know, give and take in that sense.
ian crossland
Foreign nationals, like where?
Just hanging out, like walking around, getting planes and stuff?
priya patel
Yeah, well, like, I mean, tourists and things like that.
People that just don't speak English.
And it's like en masse.
I mean, DCA is a really bad one too, you know?
brett dasovic
Like, I'm partial to DCA.
ian crossland
There was, you mentioned earlier in the show how it was uncomfortable to be around people that were speaking Spanish or speaking other languages all the time.
And I didn't respond or you said something about that.
priya patel
No, it's not, it's not uncomfortable necessarily, but the fact that I can, that I essentially have to go to establishments in America, an English-speaking country, and I go to establishments that don't speak English and don't even have menus in the English language, that is a problem.
brett dasovic
I suppose you're a bigot.
priya patel
Yeah, exactly.
I am a bigot, a racist, all those.
ian crossland
I was living in Chile for a while, and it was exhausting not knowing the language.
Just the cultural difference was exhausting, literally physically exhausting, because I couldn't communicate my ideas properly.
And I fled.
I ran away from Chile.
I was like, I'm doing it in America.
I can't take it because it was a billion, you know, Chile's got the money.
But so I understand.
I highly identify with being surrounded by, I wonder if people are feeling like cultural fatigue just because it's like the internet.
You know, you see Indians.
We were talking about Indians earlier today.
Like there's all the Indian hate on the internet.
And like, I get all of it.
unidentified
What?
ian crossland
Without being, you know, it's like we're surrounded by it without being surrounded by it.
priya patel
Well, but I think the problem is, is that people seriously have been so brainwashed with this idea that we have to just accept everything here.
Like there, and we shouldn't because guess what?
We have the, to be honest with you, in my personal opinion, we have the most superior country and culture in the entire world.
And we should be able to preserve that, as does every other country in the world.
I wouldn't be able to walk into most countries as an American and not be able to, or not have to abide by their cultures and customs.
I would be forced to learn the language if I was there long term.
I would be shamed if I didn't.
So, why exactly is it something that we are forced to embrace here is that people bringing their cultures here, eroding ours, not abiding by our basic immigration laws.
And I could make a list that goes on and on about things that people do that blatantly disrespect the country when they aspire to come here.
I don't understand that.
brett dasovic
Suicidal empathy.
priya patel
That's exactly what it is.
ian crossland
I think it's a they're planning to globalize and get all these people with like one world government and they're trying to shatter the rights.
priya patel
I agree that that's what it is up here, but it's not down here.
They're preying on the empathetic nature of the voters and the people, and they're brainwashing them to think that if I don't want, look, if I go to India, I want to and I want to and I expect to experience the Indian culture.
I don't want to have to go to an American city and experience New Delhi.
Like, I don't, and I shouldn't have to, and that's not how it should be.
But to say that is now racist and bigoted.
And everyone's been brainwashed to think that no, I have to accept these immigrant communities coming and taking over our American cities.
And if I don't embrace that, then I am whatever word.
unidentified
Xenophobic.
ian crossland
Yeah, xenophobic.
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
priya patel
Xenophobic, racist, whatever you want to call it.
phil labonte
Your point, the whole brainwashing thing is actually a really succinct point because the idea that having an opinion about your own country, the idea that that makes you a bigot because you say, I like my own country, that's something that's actually prevalent on the left nowadays.
brett dasovic
Oh, yeah, for a long time.
priya patel
Yeah, for a long time.
unidentified
Yeah.
brett dasovic
Like, I was, it was one of the, I think that might have been one of the first things.
Like, I considered myself vastly apolitical for a very long time.
Still, in a lot of ways, am.
Like, I, you know, begrudgingly have to follow it because of work.
But in general, I always thought it was weird how in the, you know, even in the early 2010s, maybe even earlier, where I saw this good amount of people that I knew who just seemed to dislike America, despite the fact that they were born into immense levels of privilege.
Like, I grew up in, I grew up in like Woodbury, Minnesota.
So where I grew up in the city was like the first development built in that town, which is right next to like a jail.
And then there was the rich side of the town, which was built after the fact because 3M opened down there and 3M has a lot of, you know, wealthy people at that time.
And whether it was the people that I went to, some of the people I went to school with and then more that I met along the way through skating, there just seemed to be this tinge of almost embarrassment.
unidentified
Yeah.
brett dasovic
And I was like, I don't, like, it didn't, I didn't get it.
Like, it didn't make sense to me.
I said, people come from all over the world to, you know, to live here.
unidentified
Yeah.
brett dasovic
And when we travel, like, there's like, there does seem to be a certain disdain for Americans.
phil labonte
There was a time where people came to the United States where they wanted to become American.
That was real.
And I think nowadays there's a significant amount of people that come to the United States looking to extract.
unidentified
Yes.
phil labonte
So you talk about all the remittance payments that leave the country from illegal aliens or whatever.
They don't come here because they want to share the American dream.
priya patel
They're here to defraud the country.
I mean, we can talk about even just, I mean, I know that the Somali communities in Minnesota have been such a hot topic for the last handful of months, but they're like some of some journalist friends of mine uncovered, I think it was $88 million that had gone through the Minneapolis airport and flown out of the country.
phil labonte
Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about that, yeah.
priya patel
Yeah, and it's like they have to be moving a million dollars in cash every single day.
And guess what?
The entire airport is run by Somalis.
So it's largely flying under the radar.
And that's how much they had to declare.
Imagine what they didn't have to declare that was that was just funneled out of the country.
phil labonte
So yeah, the idea that people want to come to the United States and become American, that's something that's actually novel.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it's novel.
It's not the majority of people, which is, again, the reason why I want to shut down all immigration for at least a decade and then let us just bounce back from it.
priya patel
Let us get the people that are here legally in either either if they end up being essentially forfeiting their allegiance to the United States, which I argue a lot of them already have.
They've gone against their oath that they take when they become naturalized.
If you have an allegiance to a foreign nation, you should have your citizenship right.
phil labonte
You go to a protest and you're flying a foreign flag, that should be immediate immediate deportation.
priya patel
I could not agree more.
Aside from that, we need to get those type of people out of the country or force them to assimilate.
And that's only going to happen if we have a large population.
Yeah, exactly.
ian crossland
You're talking about non-citizens waving foreign flags.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
You weren't talking about citizens.
priya patel
I'm not talking about citizens.
ian crossland
Do you want to deport me if I go out and wave a Mexican flag?
priya patel
Were you born in the United States?
Then no, I don't have a right to deport you.
But when you take an oath of citizenship to this country, you essentially say that your allegiance is to America, not a foreign nation.
But there are people in Congress right now that say that their allegiance is to a foreign nation.
That goes against your oath of citizenship.
ian crossland
Well, sometimes it's, I have an oath to the ethos of the United States, the nation itself, but if someone co-ops the nation, I have an obligation to take it back.
unidentified
That's a different story.
phil labonte
That's totally different.
ian crossland
Okay, maybe, but if it's my, you know, I have to justify, is it too far?
People think Trump has seized the country.
Some people think that.
phil labonte
Trump's not flying a foreign flag.
Trump doesn't have an allegiance.
ian crossland
Yeah, they do it with a suit and a smile, but they think it's like foreign.
phil labonte
This is a totally different topic.
unidentified
I know it's a different topic.
priya patel
But I understand your point, but this is a, it's a, it's a very specific topic and not relative to that specific point.
phil labonte
If you come to the United States and you become a citizen and you're naturalized, right?
You're not, you're not born here.
You're not a born citizen.
And you're flying a flag of a foreign nation at a protest and you're like, you know, like you saw in LA, there was a lot of people that were flying the Mexican flag.
I don't care if they're illegal or if they came here and became a citizen, you should be stripped of your citizenship and deported.
If you have an allegiance to another country, like the Somalis in Michigan or Minneapolis, if they have an allegiance to Somalia, go back to Somalia.
priya patel
Yeah, well, and I would argue if you are, if you're an immigrant to this country, whether you're legal or not, you should be stripped of your citizenship if you're defrauding the country on that large of a scale.
Like those Somalis that are literally funneling money out of the country and into Africa, then yeah, you know what?
You should be denaturalized and shipped back to your country of origin.
phil labonte
The argument that you get from the left all the time is, oh, well, you know, they bring such economic act such economic activity.
They don't.
They're literally taking the money that they make and they're sending it out.
They're not paying taxes on it.
They're just sending it out of the United States.
So it's literally just extracting wealth from the United States.
Those people should have to go.
priya patel
Well, and on like on top of that, the argument that they actually are producers when it comes to the economy or stimulants to the economy, they're not.
Somalis specifically pay like something a tenth of the taxes that the average white person in Minnesota does.
So it's like they're not paying taxes.
They're largely on like government benefits.
They're all on like subsidized.
phil labonte
You shouldn't have to, you shouldn't be allowed to take any kind of, like if you come to the United States, you shouldn't be allowed to sign up for any kind of government support or anything like that.
If you come to the United States and you are allowed to stay, the reason that you're allowed to stay is because you're a benefit to the United States economically, because you bring something to the country.
You shouldn't be able to come to the country and be like, you know, let me get on to some kind of benefits and stuff like that.
You should have to be second generation.
ian crossland
People that are fleeing oppression.
phil labonte
So that's talking about asylum, and the only people that actually can get asylum are Canadians or Mexicans.
Because the way that asylum works is as soon as you get to a country that is safe for you, if you're fleeing political oppression, if you go to your neighboring country and it's safe for you there, that's where you stop.
ian crossland
Where you take a boat to New York.
phil labonte
Who's taking a boat?
Who's taking a boat to New York?
ian crossland
Someone fleeing like Nigeria.
I don't know what country is in trouble right now, but someone fleeing there, they take a boat to New York.
phil labonte
Well, they shouldn't be allowed in.
Can go to another country that's bordering, that doesn't border.
ian crossland
You're saying the only way to claim asylum is to walk over the land to get to the United States?
priya patel
That's essentially what stay in Mexico is.
phil labonte
Yeah, the asylum claim, the way the asylum laws work is if you can go to a bordering country that's safe for you, and an ocean is not a border, an ocean is an ocean.
So if you can go to it.
unidentified
If you're on an island, you go to Mexico.
brett dasovic
There were people who were flying into Mexico so that they could then walk up.
priya patel
Like over the border.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
Which is a whole I mean, which ties into it, but that's a different story.
ian crossland
So we're saying if someone's on an island and then the genocidal dictator kills, they flee the island.
They have to go to Mexico before they can come to the U.S.
They can't just flee to New York.
phil labonte
So the only islands that I can think of that you'd be talking about would be Cuba.
unidentified
Something like that.
Right.
phil labonte
And Cubans have been, I think that I would say, okay, we could make an exception for Cuba to entertain your argument, but otherwise.
brett dasovic
But don't they already do that with wet foot dry foot policy?
unidentified
Yes.
brett dasovic
So basically they get here.
If they catch them out in the ocean, they send them back.
But if they make it to dry land, then they get sent for, what is it?
Like Miami.
Miami.
phil labonte
But I mean, but so yeah, to your point, fine.
But also, for the sake of argument, Cuba.
But other than that, the only countries that actually have legitimate claim to asylum are Canada and Mexico.
Anyone else from anywhere else, they have to stop at the first country that they come to save.
England is an island, and they don't border the United States.
And you've got Wales, you've got Scotland, you've got Ireland.
And also, you can go to France on the tube.
brett dasovic
Plus, they've got their own problems.
Let them pick up.
priya patel
The other problem is that when you make that specific argument, we're not even talking about just bordering nations.
Everyone on the left at least ties in like these Middle Eastern countries, these African countries.
And guess what?
We don't have an obligation to take them in.
There are hundreds of nations that are much closer to them that should be obligated to take those refugees in way before we get that.
That's exactly right.
And like, look, I can only think of maybe a maybe one country that is under actual political persecution that we should allow refugees in from because they're compatible.
Yes, exactly.
The whites in South Africa.
Like, they would be highly compatible with our culture.
But the large majority of nations on that side of the world would absolutely not be.
And there are plenty of countries that they could go to to claim asylum that would be much more compatible for them and their culture.
brett dasovic
That's where the suicidal empathy discussion comes in.
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unidentified
Yep.
phil labonte
It's, oh, you know, we can't let these poor people there, poor people suffering.
The meme is, oh, you know, poor child's crying.
We have to tear up the Constitution and throw it away.
priya patel
Yep.
ian crossland
And Instagram does that on their feed.
They'll give you a dog suffering and like someone's saving a cat, and then they'll give you an ad to buy something next because it gets your emotions up.
It's literally a tactic.
brett dasovic
Punch the monkey.
phil labonte
Yeah, punch the monkey.
ian crossland
This is such a dangerous tune.
priya patel
I did say that punch could probably basically cause more.
Punches, honestly.
phil labonte
Oh, punch could be growing.
priya patel
I was going to say everyone's uniting over just like save little punch.
unidentified
I think punch.
phil labonte
Punch is the one.
unidentified
Punch the monkey.
brett dasovic
Punch is the new mu dang, except for more depressing.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
phil labonte
Well, punch, the story has a happy ending.
Punch hasn't.
brett dasovic
No, we talked about it today.
Punch is a psyop.
unidentified
Yeah, he punches.
ian crossland
There's a lot of people to say punch the monkey over.
brett dasovic
I'm not even kidding you.
People are saying it's a distraction from Epstein.
priya patel
He's in South Korea, isn't he?
unidentified
I don't know.
brett dasovic
No, he's in Asia.
phil labonte
It wasn't Japan, was it?
brett dasovic
He's in China.
unidentified
I'm going to look up.
priya patel
Is he in China?
Well, if it's China, then it's definitely a psyop.
brett dasovic
Somebody can look up.
People look up.
ian crossland
What's the term long and short of this?
unidentified
Punch the monkey.
brett dasovic
He's a very cute monkey.
priya patel
I don't trust him.
brett dasovic
He got rejected by his.
priya patel
Like those laboo boo dolls.
brett dasovic
I'm sorry, Japan.
unidentified
Japan.
priya patel
Japan's fine.
Japan's fine.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Japan's fine.
brett dasovic
No psychopath from them.
priya patel
I largely trust Japan.
phil labonte
We're going to jump to this story here.
What time is it?
Oh, yeah.
We're going to jump to this story.
From the post-millennial, CNN staffers crash out over Paramount wins bid after Paramount wins bid to take over parent company Warner Brothers.
In the wake of Warner Brothers Discovery saying that Paramount's counteroffer to Netflix's takeover bid was the Superior offer.
CNN employees have expressed concern that layoffs are coming.
CNN is a division of Warner Brothers Discovery, meaning Paramount and its head, David Ellison, will soon be overseeing the left-wing news outlet.
One CNN staffer told status, we are doomed.
Another one said we are effed.
Yet another staffer said, everybody is reeling about the obvious things.
An insider told the outlet of the mood at the news outlet the panic at CNN right now is off the charts.
brett dasovic
They were already panicking because they hate David Zazlav, even though they work for him.
I mean, the tears are delicious, but there was also to the point earlier, there was things being said where filmmakers are like, I don't know how I feel about, you know, them being so cozy to Trump.
And I said the same thing you did.
I said, well, Ted Sarandos from Netflix has been an Obama donor.
He was a Hillary donor.
I'm sorry, he wasn't an Obama donor.
He was a Hillary donor.
He was a Biden donor.
And of course, he hosts Obama through Obama's production company, which has an exclusive deal with Netflix.
Were they too cozy then?
phil labonte
Yeah.
brett dasovic
Like, there was a great post that was like, they will never understand their own hypocrisy at the fact that they've controlled every institution for so long that they can't imagine anything not going.
phil labonte
To your point about hypocrisy, it is not hypocrisy.
It is hierarchy.
It is okay when we do it.
It is not okay when they do it.
priya patel
Yeah, rules for thee, but not for me.
brett dasovic
Look, there are reasons to be generally distrustful of any level of consolidation.
I do think speaking purely from the entertainment perspective, because that's my, you know, my genre or whatever, is like that them going to Paramount is the far superior deal because they're going to focus on theatrical releases for the movies and maybe giving more, you know, space to the television shows because they're going to focus on putting entertainment first rather than the level of political influence that goes into Netflix productions and stuff like that.
But like the amount of money that they've spent on this, it's $111 billion all cash offer, $31 a share, $47 billion of it coming from the Ellison's private trust.
The rest of it's all debt financing.
So they also take on all of Warner Brothers' debt, which is like $33 billion.
And they pay the $2.8 billion breakup fee that's basically saying they have to pay Netflix for basically pulling Warner Brothers away from there.
phil labonte
That's impressive how you get all the numbers down.
brett dasovic
One-on-one.
Well, I just did a video on it earlier.
But the point being is like, it doesn't necessarily mean it's a good thing because the best option here would be that Warner Brothers operates independently and gets to live and die on their own.
But it was very clear two years ago when they started canceling projects, basically signing things off to debt so that they could get tax, you know, tax breaks on projects that were already being made at that time.
That what David Zazlov wanted to do was sell the company off.
But, you know, some people don't believe that they would have passed regulatory approval.
A lot of people believe that if Netflix had gotten the deal, that Trump's, you know, cabinet wouldn't have allowed it to go through, not to mention that part of the deal for Paramount is there's like a $7 billion insurance on there that if it doesn't pass regulatory approval, that will go to the Warner Brothers shareholders.
So, I mean, consolidation is bad, but watching people at CNN worry about whether Barry Weiss is going to be their boss is actually kind of hilarious.
phil labonte
That's one of the best parts about it.
The post-millennial goes on, Netflix CEO Greg Peters said on Thursday that the company was no longer pursuing Warner Brothers Discovery.
The transaction we negotiated would have created shareholder value with a clear path to regulatory approval.
However, we've always been disciplined, and at the price required to match Paramount Skydance, Skydance's latest offer, the deal is no longer financially attractive.
So we are declining to match the Paramount Skydance bid.
Under Netflix deal, the streaming giant was seeking only streaming.
HBO and their film studio, Paramount, sought to acquire Warner Brothers' entire company.
brett dasovic
The whole thing.
phil labonte
Status said that CNN staffers are also panicking over the suddenly very real prospect that they could be working for Barry Weiss before the end of the year.
In October, Paramount bought Weiss's outlet, the free press, for $150 million, and Weiss was made editor-in-chief of Paramount-owned CBS News.
I love the fact that they're freaking out.
priya patel
The fact that in their mind, Barry Weiss is some like right-ring wing radical is just so funny to me.
phil labonte
you think that this is going to have an impact on their programming and their actual on-air personalities?
I mean, like, I've already seen Are they going to bring Don Lemon back?
brett dasovic
That would be hilarious.
priya patel
Oh, my gosh.
brett dasovic
The other funny thing about this, you'll love this, is now James Gunn has to worry about working with David Ellison, which means that maybe you'll get the Snyder-verse back.
phil labonte
I would love that.
brett dasovic
I don't want that to happen.
phil labonte
I want that to happen.
brett dasovic
The point being that he's a family.
phil labonte
I want to see Ben Affleck as old Batman.
That's what I want.
ian crossland
This is the Fiat Age of Fiat.
They're liquidating our assets.
They're printing billions, trillions of dollars.
They're corporately colluding.
Now they're consolidating the corporate power as the AI is growing underneath.
And I understand it is sometimes it's fun to laugh at your enemy's pain, but that shouldn't distract you from what's actually happening, that this is a corporate, a gigantic, because entertainment and information flow are one and the same in a lot of ways.
Like information, entertainment is a type of information flow.
It can be a very subversive type of information.
I'm so nervous, dude.
I don't know what to do about it.
It's like I'm watching it happen.
I'm like, what do you do?
brett dasovic
Paramount, look, Paramount isn't all good.
They made Starfleet Academy.
And from what I understand, everybody hates Starfleet Academy.
But of course, that's from before Ellison's tenure there.
And it's very interesting.
Apparently, what we've learned is that no doesn't always mean no if you've got enough money.
phil labonte
Well, no never means no if you've got enough money.
But to your point, you're talking about AI being the underlying kind of foundation.
If AI is going to make people that are creative able to create things with less friction, with less difficulty, how is it that the media is still going to be the giant that you say it's?
ian crossland
Because they're going to siphon off percentages of everything that you make.
5%.
You can use like Disney World, the VR realm where you get to create all the different movies of Disney with yourself as activities.
phil labonte
You're talking about licensing?
ian crossland
Licensing.
They'll be licensing you percentage of this.
It'll be $9,000 an hour or a second if you want to use Harrison Ford in this movie or whatever.
brett dasovic
$9,000 a second.
ian crossland
Yeah, you'll be able to set your fee as an actor.
Harrison Ford's probably worth about $9,000 a second.
If you want him for a cameo in your movie, I think $150,000 would be reasonable.
brett dasovic
You mean they're going to be paying Harrison Ford though?
ian crossland
It would be like subscription fees go to Ford, and then they'd take a cut of that, and that's where the AI starts clipping off bits, and you get this like siphon class, you know, like bankers collecting interest and stuff.
brett dasovic
When these actors sign contracts with these studios now, they sign the right-of-way to like most of the time to their likeness.
They're already being used.
The same thing is happening to the animators in the industry, where basically if you're getting hired to do animation in Hollywood right now, you're being hired to do work that is going to be used to train your replacement, which is AI.
ian crossland
I think it should be a human right to control your likeness.
Matthew McConney has been talking about it lately, specifically.
I kind of went the other route.
I'm like, you know what?
I'm going to make my persona free for everyone to use, like Public Commons and see how that goes.
But the reality is no one else, unless you opt in, should have access to using your likeness for anything, no matter what you sign.
phil labonte
What they're actually getting is the character.
ian crossland
That's what's safe to give us.
phil labonte
Yeah, because if they're like, oh, you know, we're doing, like, for instance, you mentioned Harrison Ford, right?
Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones.
Harrison Ford is Han Solo.
If someone's like, I want to put Han Solo in this thing, well, the character is the property of now Disney, right?
brett dasovic
Well, and you can blame the capitalism for that, right?
Which is that back in the day, the actor reaped the benefits of this by making massive amounts of money with off the backs of these things being made.
So, like you said, for Harrison Ford, whether it's Indiana Jones or whether it's Han Solo, now Disney, you know, they sign before James Earl Jones died, they have the right to his voice in perpetuity forever.
They can use that voice and the companies will eventually hit a point where they're not going to need the actors anymore.
First of all, like you're not going to see a rise of new franchises that are going to be that way, be the size of an Indiana Jones or a Star Wars anyways.
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brett dasovic
We don't live in a monoculture anymore.
unidentified
Yeah.
brett dasovic
Like that's done.
Like it's going to be niche stuff online.
They're already doing, they're already planning to set up, it might even be on there right now for AI uploads on Disney Plus where you're going to be able to make your own movies and stuff on there with various programs.
Tim was ahead of the curve on that.
I thought we were five years away from that.
It was way sooner than that.
phil labonte
Everything is going to happen so much faster.
brett dasovic
Disney is in a, if I, if I know, if I remember correctly, Disney has entered into an agreement with Open AI anyways to give their employees access to AI software to do their job better.
So, you know, whatever that means at Disney, they're not good at their jobs anyways.
But yeah, this story is actually in a lot of ways.
It's not actually a good thing.
We only think it is because we like laughing at the people who are going to be stuck working for David Ellison.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, look, that's the part that's delicious about this, right?
Is they're they're freaking out about, oh, no, we're going to be, you know, we're going to be taken into the right-wing echo chamber and blah, blah, blah.
And that's why I asked if you thought that the programming is.
brett dasovic
It's possible that, yeah, that there will be a change in the way the programming looks.
But at the same time, Trump, like Trump said, he didn't, like when they did the, what was it, 60 Minutes with Marjorie Taylor Greene, I think it was.
And Trump's like, oh, this new administration is just as bad as the old one, even though it was, you know, Ellison in 60 Minutes.
phil labonte
Well, I mean, anytime you talk to Donald Trump and it's not, you know, glazing him, he's like, no, it wasn't blah, blah, blah.
So, I mean, I understand that that's kind of par for the course when it comes to Donald Trump.
But when you're talking about more broadly, just the way that they treat the right, right?
Because obviously anyone on the right, they're not just on the right.
They're a right-wing extremist.
That's been something that's been coming out of not just Congress.
You hear Congresspeople and senators saying that.
They've been saying it for a decade.
Anything that's to the left of or to the right of Hillary Clinton is a far-right extremist.
But I wonder if they're actually going to start being a little more fair and at the very least their portrayal.
brett dasovic
It's possible that purely for financial reasons.
I don't think it really matters anyways.
I think these institutions are dying for the most part.
Like legacy media as it isn't the isn't the cash cow that it would that it would have been 20 or 30 years ago.
phil labonte
Well, yeah, go ahead.
priya patel
No, I was going to say it's not.
And the ones that are prospering are largely taking all of the eyeballs from the other ones.
phil labonte
So yeah, I mean, the the way that technology is kind of actually manifest, it doesn't actually democratize everything.
It hollows it out.
So it's, it's basically all the big names just get super huge.
And then like the smaller guys find it, you know, kind of struggling over the, you know, fighting for the pieces and crumbs that are left over.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
Well, and the cycle moves so quickly, too.
It's like, I mean, we saw the rise of, for example, like Sidney Sweeney so quickly, and it's kind of dying, you know, and it's going to continue to die.
Like that's, that's how it's all going to be.
And that's why we don't have the, like you said, like the legacy franchises aren't going to mean anything anymore because everything's so fast-paced nowadays.
People don't have the like the tension span for it.
phil labonte
I do wonder what I do look forward to seeing what kind of changes come to CNN.
I do think that they're going to, they're going to make adjustments because they're not just, I mean, no one's going to.
priya patel
They're dying.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Well, I mean, I understand that, but the point that I'm making is like no one's just going to be like, well, give it up, guys.
You know, let's go ahead and just pack it in.
You know, I mean, they just spent all this money on the whole thing.
They're going to be trying to cap and do what they can to make their money back and make it a profitable deal.
brett dasovic
The furthest left people already, I'm not even kidding you, they already consider CNN far right because David Zaslav was in charge of them.
So it's like that level of delusion is not tenable.
You can't actually live in that world and expect people to like live in your reality.
It's not the real world.
And this is going to be, and I don't know.
Like you were talking earlier about the possibility that some of these companies get broken up.
Like this is the only other deal that I can think of when I think of like the amount of money that was moved here was like the debt financing that Disney had to acquire to buy Fox back in, what was that, 2018 or 2019?
I forget what year it was that they ended up purchasing Fox, but they haven't even made their money back on that really.
Not really.
Like all they've used it for is to make a bunch of movies that nobody watches because they didn't actually put any effort into marketing the Fox movies.
They become avant-garde things like Searchlight Pictures, and the rest of it is like basically Deadpool laughing at 20th century X-Men characters.
But they're not making their money back on it just the way Disney hasn't made their money back on Star Wars.
phil labonte
Disney hasn't made their money back on Star Wars.
They blew that that bad.
Can you imagine like one of the biggest franchises in film history and they literally destroyed it?
brett dasovic
They got it for a song too.
They got it for $4 billion.
That's nothing in that world.
phil labonte
Unreal.
priya patel
Yeah, well, really, I mean, every single production they've had when it comes to Star Wars has been a complete train wreck.
Other than maybe the first two seasons of Mandalorian, everything's just been botched.
brett dasovic
Well, a lot of people liked Rogue One.
phil labonte
Yeah, I was just going to say Rogue Run was actually good.
But I think, honestly, Rogue One, Rogue One was good.
And I think that the reason that people think that Rogue One was as good as it was was the last, what, minute when Darth Vader is going.
brett dasovic
The same people liked Andor.
I mean, nobody watched it.
phil labonte
I haven't seen anyone liked it.
brett dasovic
The ones that did watch it, like I didn't watch it, but from what I know, people really liked it.
It just cost a fortune.
It's like $700 million to make it.
priya patel
Did it make its money back?
brett dasovic
I don't even know.
I don't know how you calculate that with stuff that goes to streaming because there's no true because there's no direct revenue that's sourced towards that specific piece of production.
unidentified
Interesting.
ian crossland
I was thinking earlier, now it's kind of pressured again.
It's like the whole world, they want to be American.
They want to come to, maybe they just want to siphon off what they think we got.
But like, we kind of have a duty now to impress the world.
Like, yo, we are the best.
And it's not like an ego thing.
It's like our system is the best.
I just happen to be lucky enough to be born here and continue to support it.
And show that through movies and TV because that big business has been bought out by foreign entities, it seems like.
I don't think they really care about Americanism.
Like Captain America was America.
Like that was the guy who fought Nazis.
brett dasovic
You know, they tried to, we just did a story the other day that basically China tried to get Marvel or to get Sony, excuse me, to take the Statue of Liberty scene out of far from No Way Home.
You couldn't do it because it's like the whole last 20 minutes of the movie.
phil labonte
Oh, really?
brett dasovic
But yeah, I mean, there's no way the movie wouldn't have made any sense.
I guess they could have like digitally changed it somehow, but they were never going to do that.
phil labonte
Really in America.
brett dasovic
But now no Statue of Liberty and Brand New Day coming out because they want the China release.
phil labonte
That's insane.
We were talking about, you were mentioning this, like the fact that China even has that kind of leverage over American companies is a billion people, right?
brett dasovic
Yeah, I mean, you keep like China keeps 75% of the box office, so you're getting scraps compared to what you get when you domestically.
phil labonte
It's not worth it to bastardize American properties and American culture like that either.
brett dasovic
It destroys a lot of goodwill that people have towards them.
People got really upset when they released Black Panther in China and they put the helmet on Chad Boseman so that they could hide the fact that he was black to the Chinese audience.
phil labonte
He's getting, they get inside, they sit down with their popcorn, they're like, oh, they all just get up and run and they see black people.
brett dasovic
Well, you know, it's um, but the point was, is like they would hear the Americans here virtue signaling about, you know, racism and all the things that they do here, but then they're like going to kowtow to China just to make a couple extra bucks.
priya patel
Of course.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
And see Sea Dance?
Have you seen Sea Dance, this new AI?
It's a Chinese AI that you might have seen the Brad Pitt fight scene with Tom Cruise on the film.
unidentified
Yes, I did.
priya patel
The one that looks like actually quite good.
ian crossland
So they don't really care about copyright.
It seems like they're just like fucked a copyright.
brett dasovic
No, they got a bunch of like requests from the companies to stop that.
I mean, I don't really like none of that.
All those fights were the same, though.
Like every single, it was just different people, and it was pretty much the same camera angles.
And it wasn't like the Brad Pitt one was funny just because it was like him talking about Epstein to Tom Cruise.
phil labonte
Good lord.
brett dasovic
But otherwise, the rest of it was like, it's novel because you can see John Wick fighting, I guess, Captain America or something like that.
phil labonte
Yeah, but I mean, that's, you know, again, when it comes to AI, it's like every time something comes out and people are like, oh man, that's cool.
And then someone says, well, you know, criticize it or whatever.
It's still worth remembering.
This is the worst it's ever going to be.
unidentified
That's exactly right.
priya patel
It's only getting better.
brett dasovic
I don't have to go home and prompt a movie.
carter banks
Apparently, if we get five more super chats that are $5, Ian has to sing a song before.
ian crossland
I can do that.
phil labonte
No more super chat.
ian crossland
Have your guitar right here.
priya patel
Oh.
brett dasovic
Five more.
carter banks
Sorry, Andrew.
ian crossland
You want a rich?
phil labonte
Five more five bucks.
brett dasovic
You got to wait.
You can't do it yet.
Then you're giving it away for free.
phil labonte
Yeah, you got to wait.
ian crossland
You got to force me to do it.
Or were you going to start my hand?
phil labonte
Or were you going to say?
brett dasovic
I don't even remember.
It was so good.
ian crossland
What I was going to say is the fights were so good.
You were saying they were repetitively just different actions.
brett dasovic
Yeah, they just kind of all looked the same.
ian crossland
It was so good that, like, why would you ever make another movie?
phil labonte
Oh, yeah.
ian crossland
You don't even need cameras.
So you can go 360 in a room.
You don't need to worry about where the cameras are positioned.
phil labonte
Yeah, what you were talking about, how like I don't want to make a movie.
Like, I don't want to make a movie either.
And there is, I understand that people are going to be able to prompt it and stuff, but to make a coherent movie that people are going to watch.
priya patel
That's going to take a lot of work.
phil labonte
That will still take, even doing it with AI, it's going to take a decent amount of work.
I mean, you can tell Chat GPD, give me a script.
And then, you know, if you just plug it in and say, okay, make this, you're going to get those weird kind of AI.
priya patel
You're going to still have to train the AI to.
brett dasovic
I'm still partial to, like, one of the arguments they make now is that there's no such thing as the bankable action hero or the bankable actor anymore, that directors are more bankable than actors are.
Because people will go to see a Sam Raimi movie.
People will go to see a Quentin Tarantino movie.
I don't want to go online and find you're going to get the examples, right?
Where somebody that you've never heard of makes a great AI movie, but that's like just two steps too far.
Like, I just, I don't.
Like, I'd rather go to the theaters anyways.
ian crossland
It's kind of like subscribe to their YouTube channel.
Like, they pump out good content on the weekly.
You don't think that's what it's going to become?
Is it like director is a creative?
brett dasovic
Content is different than movies to me.
Like, there's a lot of people that are, you know, that you've never heard of that I love watching their YouTube videos or listening to their podcast.
But that's not the same thing as sitting down in a movie theater and actually watching somebody tell a story.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
And like, so now that, you know, Claude can do such a good job, or well, not just Claude, but AI can do such a good job at coding.
You can go ahead and make your own apps.
You can say, well, I want, you know, do this.
They call it vibe coding.
You just tell the AI what you want and tell it to do this and do that.
But most people, I think, aren't interested in sitting down with a computer and saying, hey, make me an app for this.
And one of the things that I think will still happen is people don't, I heard this on the Naval podcast.
People don't want second best, right?
So when you go and you search for something, you're not going to say, find me an app that does this.
You're going to say, find me the best app that does this.
So, the idea that everyone's going to make a bunch of stuff and everyone's just going to watch it and stuff.
No, I don't think that's true.
And the reason I don't is because people are going to say, find me the best.
And so you're still going to have a situation where kind of the cream rises to the top.
Marketing matters.
Yeah, marketing matters, absolutely.
But even if, even if you're, you know, just doing searches and stuff, and that's why I mentioned apps because there's not really the marketing with that.
You're just people that are looking to do things.
They're going to say, make me the, you know, get me the best of this.
That's what people will use AI for.
They won't say, you know, make me this app.
They'll just say, hey, you know, get me the best one of these.
And then you'll end up with a situation where there's one that's the best, and that one gets spread around, and that's the one that people use.
And there'll be some people that don't like the interface or whatever.
So there'll be a second one that's way down.
And then after that, there's going to be a thousand apps that people were trying, but they didn't really hit the spot the way that the best did.
And so it's not the best.
And I think that that's going to be more, I think that's going to be more prevalent than the idea that there's this just chaos of different movies that you could watch and stuff.
And it's something that even Tim mentioned.
He was like, you know, people are going to say, oh, you know, did you see blah, blah, blah's movie?
Well, that's kind of talking about my point.
It's, it's people are, word of mouth will get around and people will say, get me the best of this.
And I want to watch the best stuff.
And it's not going to be a situation where there's just a bajillion of slop AI movies that people are watching.
There will still be a situation where people are like, oh, I want to see, did you hear about this one?
I want to see it because everyone says it's good.
ian crossland
That makes me, I want to get rid of copyright.
I don't like, I think copyright has been used insidiously to control data.
Like, like your dad had a lot of money and bought a cartoon.
Now no one else can ever use it because somebody paid money.
Like it got invented by the British, from what I learned, Queen Elizabeth, I think, to control the printing of the Bibles because they wanted to make sure they owned the flow of the Bibles going out.
So if you want the best, you need access to the best data set.
And if it's copywritten, you can't get it.
And then some secret society will be using it.
So I feel like we're like, as you see with Sea Dance, they don't care about copyright.
And why would we hamstring ourselves if they're not?
phil labonte
But the point that I'm making is it would be an organic thing.
It wouldn't matter about copyright where people are just like, oh, I want to see this one because I heard it was really good.
ian crossland
Sorry, I interrupted.
What I would mean is like, okay, AI, build me an app like the YouTube app, but change these things.
And it'll be, I cannot build an iteration of that copywritten app.
phil labonte
But that's the point.
When you're talking to an AI about coding, you wouldn't have to mention YouTube.
Make me a video player that'll do this, this, and this, and this.
And I want this and this and this.
You don't have to mention someone else's app.
And the idea of a video player isn't something that's copywritten.
So there might be proprietary stuff that says YouTube has.
brett dasovic
That wouldn't give you access to the content on YouTube, though.
phil labonte
That's true.
brett dasovic
The point he's saying is to have a version of it that could let you watch YouTube.
ian crossland
No, no, no, just a version of the data.
If I want the code, not like everyone has to give me all their code.
I'm not saying that, but we're up against people that don't care about your code, privacy rules, and laws, and they don't care if you're Tom Cruise.
They're going to use you in movies anyway.
phil labonte
The thing that I'm, when you go to like, when you are actually writing code or you're talking to an AI that can code for you, like it's writing the code.
So you're not actually getting someone else's code.
It's writing code.
ian crossland
Well, have you ever used Suno?
carter banks
This is exactly where I thought this was going.
And that's why I'm laughing so hard.
ian crossland
I'll be like, hey, Suno, make me a song like The Beach Boys, but techno.
And it'll be like, can't be copyrighted.
They're songs.
Make me song that's like beat surfer rock.
And it's like you say everything about them.
And you can't just hit the nail on the head.
phil labonte
You can't say make me a song like All That Remains, but you can say make me a Metal Core song.
unidentified
Right.
phil labonte
And there's a bunch of stuff that.
ian crossland
But if we want the best, we got to be able to bounce off the backs of our four fathers.
unidentified
Why?
ian crossland
Well, I mean, that's how evolution works.
phil labonte
No, but the thing, no, the thing is, it's not that the AI is deciding what's best.
When I say that people are going to be looking for the best, people are going to decide what is.
priya patel
They're going to essentially just tweak things until it is, quote unquote, the best.
ian crossland
Well, Brett's point about marketing, too.
Like, if you don't know it exists, then it wouldn't be on the ranking for the best, even if it was the best.
phil labonte
That's more about advertising than anything.
priya patel
I was going to say, it's like easy, it's easier than ever to advertise.
I mean, you have the whole internet, your favorite tips.
ian crossland
The downside is everyone's advertising, so the pool is saturated also.
priya patel
Correct.
So, again, the creamery.
phil labonte
I mean, look, you know, from my perspective.
ian crossland
You can't.
unidentified
Sorry.
phil labonte
Well, just from my perspective, like, advertising is super important.
Music Industry Labels 00:03:41
phil labonte
I mean, we released our most recent record and it was all self-finance.
We did it all.
And the advertising, it was like was as expensive as the production of the record.
brett dasovic
Which is why the music industry is the way that it is, right?
Because a lot of the artists, you know, for all the artists that complain about, you know, the hold that the label has on them or the movie makers who complain about the studio wanting it to look this way.
It's like, look, unless you're footing the bill to market it to the public and they never acknowledge that part of it.
They're never willing to admit that, look, I want them to take a risk on my piece of avant-garde art, but I want to take none of the risk to make it.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
If you want to say, look, I'll license this, that's one thing, right?
They have the license for five or seven years or whatever.
So they make the lion's share of the money, but then you get ownership back.
That's kind of the way that the music industry has become nowadays.
If you have, especially if you're a band that has a fan base and you have a history, it's easy to be like, we want a license for this long.
Whereas when you're trying to start out and you're an unproven product, you have no history, you have no track record, you have no catalog, the label's not going to be like, yeah, we'll totally give it to you, give you, you know, here's 100 grand to do your record.
And we don't know if you're going to, if you're even going to stay together for the next six months.
brett dasovic
What was the example?
Was JoJo signed like the world's worst contract?
It took like 20 years for her to get her song.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
I mean, and that's, you know, labels do that kind of stuff all the time.
They're like, we sign a band for the life of the band is kind of the way that they say it.
Because they want to say, we're putting all this money in up front and you've got X amount of records.
So, you know, or for whatever the life of the band is, every time we invest money in you and every time we spend money on marketing, you know, this, we want to make sure that we get our investment back.
And a label will sign 10 bands and maybe one of them will go and do, just be able to break even.
Never mind, make a lot of money.
So it's like if a label signs 50 bands, maybe one of them will become big enough to cover the loss on all the other bands.
brett dasovic
You were the one who told me that was like one ends up subsidizing pretty much all the other artists.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
And so I and I understand artists that, you know, when they're like, oh, you know, I don't own this and I don't own and blah, blah, blah.
Like, I get it.
You know, we've got like tons of stuff that we don't own that we'll never own.
But like at the same time, like the reason we have a career, the reason we can still go and go on tour and know that people are going to come, the reason that people are still listening to our Spotify millions of times a month is because of the effort that was put in by us writing, but also the label, putting effort in and putting us into video games and getting our stuff on the radio and making sure that people were listening to our stuff.
brett dasovic
It's true of the people who end up doing a lot of genre sci-fi, right?
Like they don't end up getting residuals on a lot of the shows that they do, but they've got convention spots for life and they will be able to make money off that.
For as long as they're alive, their face is going to make the money.
phil labonte
Yeah, the label really does do a lot of legwork in helping you build a career.
And once you've built that career, once your name is out there, they can't take that from you.
I mean, I suppose if you sign a bad contract and they own the name, that's a terrible idea.
But labels don't usually own the name of an artist.
They're like, okay, we'll sign you.
We'll own the music that you do for us.
The music that we pay to produce, we pay for this time in the studio.
We own the master tapes, but otherwise, you still have a career if you get off the label.
brett dasovic
You know that WWE owns John Cena's real name to get a piece of everything he does, even though it's his actual real name.
Yeah, I mean, he loves it.
He's like, he's the quintessential company dude.
priya patel
He's the face of WWE, essentially, and he probably will be forever.
Censorship and Names 00:03:30
phil labonte
All right.
I think we're about time we go to super chats.
carter banks
Before we get into it, I must say we have some news.
Ian, we've got your goal met.
So if you stay until the end, Ian's going to play at 9:55.
We'll do our outros and then you will have the Encore Take It Away story.
unidentified
All right.
phil labonte
So smash the like button, share the show with all your friends.
Go to Timcast.com and become a member there.
Join our Discord and then head on over to rumble.com where you can watch the after show.
There's no after show tonight.
It's Friday, but it's Monday through Thursday.
We spend an hour after the show talking.
We have people call in from the Discord.
We have an uncensored version because, well, an uncensored show because YouTube is still kind of, you know, finicky about what you can or can't say.
But Rumble doesn't care.
ian crossland
So censorship can be good sometimes.
phil labonte
No.
But anyways.
priya patel
No, norms can be good.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Censorship if it's censoring what you're wearing.
brett dasovic
Won't you think of the kids?
phil labonte
All right.
We're going to go to, where's the super chats button here?
ian crossland
Oh, I'm so pumped for this.
I just saw those super chats.
phil labonte
I saw someone.
priya patel
You were flying it.
ian crossland
Yeah.
phil labonte
It's like super chat, chat, chat, chat.
ian crossland
Someone chatted $4.99.
I don't think it counted towards the $5.
priya patel
Oh, that's tough.
They intentionally left that one cent out so that you wouldn't play.
ian crossland
It was like that girl that left me a nickel tip when I was waiting tables.
Just let me know she didn't forget.
unidentified
There we go.
All right.
phil labonte
Let's see here.
What do we got?
What do we got?
We got Carlo Mangione Kyle says, Ian, are you Slash or Gary Oldman's Dracula?
Oh, that's awesome.
ian crossland
Yeah, Gary Oldman did that.
I was like going the Ozzy Osborne route, but Phil was like, what's up, Slash?
phil labonte
Yeah, that's definitely Ozzy didn't really wasn't really known for a top hat.
Not that he hasn't worn a top hat, but that whole sunglasses and top hat's signature.
ian crossland
I think I'm slashed.
Did Slash wear a trench coat on stage?
phil labonte
Again, I don't think that it was a constant thing, but I'm sure that he has.
You know, I mean, look, Axel Rose wore a kilt and a catcher's chest protector from one show, I remember.
ian crossland
So the craziest slash is the answer.
unidentified
All right.
phil labonte
There you go.
Let's see.
Doo doo175 says it was missed before.
If this calling was never your ringtone, you suck.
ATR.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Cerebral Bagamon says, I'm a combat vet trying to leave a bad situation.
Please need to relocate as quick as possible.
Please view my give send go page.
God bless Go Trump.
There we go.
Someone else says, James35124 says, is Ian channeling Slash from Guns N' Roses tonight?
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Oh, it's too slashy, isn't it?
It's very slashy.
phil labonte
I mean, it's definitely slash.
ian crossland
I just haven't seen him lately.
phil labonte
Circle glasses and the top hat is that is exactly what Slash wore like from 1996 to like 1990.
priya patel
It's immediately what I thought about when I saw you.
That's why I asked if there was a goal with it.
phil labonte
As a Gen Z, as a member of Gen Z, knowing Slash is actually fairly impressive.
unidentified
Is it?
Yeah.
phil labonte
A lot of Gen Z people don't know Guns Ross Ross.
ian crossland
What's your favorite Guns N' Roses song?
priya patel
Oh, that's tough.
I don't know.
ian crossland
Mine's November, Ryan.
brett dasovic
That's what you should play when we go out there.
unidentified
I don't know what it's going to be.
ian crossland
It's really long, too.
carter banks
Probably shouldn't play that because it might get us copied.
ian crossland
Mr. Brownstone's good, too.
That whole appetite for destruction album is so good.
phil labonte
I like one in a million.
All right.
What's this?
S. Federali says, hold up.
Is she the CUN Valhalla brother brand of Patel?
Announce Birth in the Woods 00:07:15
phil labonte
I feel like I feel like that name got glossed over.
No, no relation to the director of the FBI.
unidentified
Okay.
brett dasovic
Do you get that a lot?
unidentified
I do.
priya patel
You know what?
It's so funny.
I'm like, I don't know that anyone's ever been to a hospital before or a liquor store, but the name Patel is incredibly popular.
phil labonte
Or a liquor stable.
priya patel
Or a hotel, motel.
Yeah, no.
Every single day, I get, are you Kash Patel's wife?
Are you Kash Patel's cousin?
Are you Kash Patel's daughter?
I'm like, nope, no relation.
I've met the man one time in passing at a restaurant.
Other than that, I can safely say no relation, at least to my knowledge.
unidentified
Ian.
brett dasovic
Did you make a comment about how you had the same name?
priya patel
I don't think so we were no I don't think so I think I I think whoever introduced us very briefly might have said something, but I definitely.
brett dasovic
Two Smiths aren't like, hey, Smith.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
Well, right.
Like, have you ever encountered anybody else with a common name that does that?
No, us Patels don't.
Like, we, I don't, I don't know.
We don't care.
It's not novel in any way, shape, or form.
phil labonte
I'm pretty sure that I saw someone with an announcement of having a baby, and I'm trying to.
carter banks
I think I saw that one too.
phil labonte
There's a lot of people that want to see you sing tonight, Ian.
unidentified
Oh, good.
carter banks
Try to figure out what you should sing.
ian crossland
You define me with words unless you're going to be able to do it.
carter banks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
phil labonte
Okay, here we go.
From Tay Adams, 7049.
He says, proud to announce the birth of my.
Wait a minute.
Your wife has verbatim.
Proud to announce the birth of my wife and my third child.
Victoria Lucelle Baptiste.
I think he meant proud to announce the birth of his third child.
But anyways, congratulations.
That's what we love to hear.
brett dasovic
Don't worry about that, man.
Like, I'm already bad enough at reading.
And when I'm trying to read the super chats on our show, it's just.
phil labonte
He legitimately says, proud to announce the birth of my wife and my third child.
ian crossland
That is so awesome.
phil labonte
I think that, you know, sometimes YouTube is a little, or yeah, the YouTube app is a little funky when you're actually putting in super chats.
ian crossland
That's the thing about life extension is you're going to be like hanging out with your great, great, great, great granddaughter's best friends, and they're all going to look like you're 30.
It's going to be wild.
phil labonte
Ziggurat says, dating as Gen Z, especially an average-looking guy, is a hellscape, especially if you were conservative, stuck in a libtard state.
I would love to find a good woman and have kids with, but I'm about to give up, to be honest.
Well, don't give up and definitely don't settle for an AI chat bot because you'll never get a kid out of that.
brett dasovic
You can always do what I do or what I did.
I sent my wife a Joseph Stalin meme.
unidentified
There you go.
brett dasovic
Take a recorded her.
phil labonte
Great way to break the ice.
brett dasovic
Dark humor is like food.
Not everybody gets it.
phil labonte
There you go.
unidentified
It's pretty good.
phil labonte
Corey Richmond says, my biggest pet peeve is a grown man wearing Crocs, pajama pants, an anime hoodie with unkempt beard and hair in public.
Have some dignity.
I completely understand that.
Like, if you are a grown man and you're wearing an outfit like that, particularly if you have a gigantic belly, because they always, they always seem to have a gigantic belly.
priya patel
That pops out a little bit.
phil labonte
Yeah, and the shirt doesn't quite cover it, and everyone has to look at their underbelly.
It's disgusting.
I completely agree.
You should have some dignity and respect for yourself.
brett dasovic
Unless you're at the airport, then wear whatever you want.
priya patel
No, no, don't listen to him.
Don't listen to him.
ian crossland
Anything.
priya patel
No.
phil labonte
Let's see.
priya patel
Less obesity and less pajamas in public.
unidentified
That's right.
phil labonte
Go to the gym.
Put the fork down.
Andre says, Phil, what do you make of people like me?
Millennial Christian conservative grew up with 4chan.
Well, there's your problem.
Stuck in Quebecistan.
All I want is to be a hillbilly in the woods with my dog, chickens and guns.
Don't care about voting.
I mean, look, man, I'm still of the opinion that we should shut the border down.
But if you snuck in and you lived in the woods in like Vermont or in New Hampshire, yeah, you get deported less.
I mean, look, if you stay in the woods, I might never find you.
priya patel
Just completely off-grid.
phil labonte
Off-grid.
If you get yourself some chickens, go into town once a month.
If you're up in the hills up in northern New Hampshire or in Maine, Maine's got a lot of woods up there.
brett dasovic
Unabomber was doing.
phil labonte
I don't think he was.
unidentified
Yeah.
priya patel
It's a great comparison.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
phil labonte
So you'd probably fly under the radar if you do that.
So, you know, stay out of the cities.
You know, let's see.
There's a lot of people that are like, someone please give Ian a guitar.
ian crossland
How much for Ian not to sing?
phil labonte
No, That's the goal.
brett dasovic
10 more $10 super chats and Ian won't.
priya patel
It's like one large $1,000 super chat just to silence you forever.
ian crossland
That'd be tough.
That'd be a good one.
phil labonte
Omega Ratsu says, sorry, but feminism existed since the French Revolution and Marx plagiarized Flora Tristan and she got her cues from the French.
Flora Tristan, 1843, Workers of the World Unite.
Marx copied in 1848.
Look, man, there is socialism that is not Marxist socialism.
And I completely understand that the French Revolution was kind of really where socialism kind of started off.
There were people that influenced Rousseau, but Rousseau kind of really made it popular with the whole like man is actually separated from his work and we need to make men closer to what they were when they were not living in cities and stuff.
So I understand what you're saying.
Your point is well taken.
You're completely right.
But I do think that it makes sense to kind of attribute Marx when it comes to talking about communism.
Most of your socialists nowadays are Marxists of some kind.
But again, you know, even modern socialism, modern communists, they're the gay race communists.
They're more influenced by Mark Hughes and Foucault and the postmodernist school.
But again, like I said, I'm not hating on your comment.
You're right.
Cabbage Rolls says, communism is a lie.
There's never been a political system in the world where people had more power than in the USA.
Communism is worse than a monarchy.
I agree generally.
Let's see.
St. Truther.
Ian, I have made an NPC for a D ⁇ D campaign inspired by you using an AI tool called Quest Portal.
He is a wood elf bard named Ian of the Crosslands.
Take care and rock on Ian.
Love you, bro.
ian crossland
That is awesome, dude.
Yeah, follow up.
Let me know later how accurate it is.
unidentified
What is it?
phil labonte
Poppin's Patch video says, seems like broken window theory.
If you dress well, you ideally behave better and encourage others to do so.
If you allow your environment to be trashy, more trashy behavior will be seen as acceptable.
I agree with that too.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Like if you take pride in yourself, then other people will treat you that way.
And that's also another thing.
If you're out in public, and I understand, Brett, I know you're giving me a lot of people.
brett dasovic
If your airport is a tenement.
phil labonte
But if you're in public and you look put together and you look well-dressed, you are going to have people have people, you are going to have people respond to you differently than if you look unkempt and if you look like you're kind of a pile of dirty clothes.
unidentified
Absolutely.
Think End When Music Plays 00:06:11
phil labonte
All right.
Well, it is five, four minutes of Ian.
carter banks
You want to do the let's do outro.
phil labonte
Yeah, okay.
So Priya, do you have anything you want to shout out or anything where tell people where they can find you?
priya patel
You can find me on pretty much all the social media apps.
It's always my first name followed by two E's, P-R-I-Y-A-E-E.
And yeah, thanks for having me.
phil labonte
Thank you very much.
brett dasovic
Guys, if you want to follow me, I am on Instagram and on X at Brett Daseovic on both of those platforms.
And what you should do is check out Pop Culture Crisis.
We are live Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, which is, of course, noon Pacific, YouTube and Rumble.
And you can listen to it on Spotify and all audio platforms as well.
Thanks, guys.
ian crossland
Ian Crossland.
Oh, Carter.
unidentified
Sorry.
No, no, no.
carter banks
For today, I'll just go first and then I'll go in a circle and then who gets to go Phil and then Tim.
phil labonte
Yeah, let me plug my crap.
carter banks
So, yeah, I am Carter Banks.
You can follow me everywhere at Carter Banks on Instagram.
No, except for Instagram, where someone's been sitting on my URL name, and there's a 4-L at the end of it.
And follow Trash House Records on YouTube at Trash House Records.
Phil.
phil labonte
I am PhilTheRemains on Twix.
You can check out my Patreon where I've been writing little op-ed pieces lately.
That's patreon.com slash PhilTheRemains.
The band is all that remains.
We're going on tour this spring.
We're going out with Born of Osiris and Dead Eyes.
You can go to All The Remains Online to get VIP tickets.
They're available.
You can get tickets.
Actually, you can get tickets at alltheremainsonline.com as well.
You can check out the music on Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube, Deezer.
Don't forget the left lane is for crime.
Ian, sing us out, my man.
ian crossland
Thank you very much.
priya patel
Thank you very much.
ian crossland
Song's called Hi.
phil labonte
Fitting.
ian crossland
Music is alive.
And you've been running through my mind.
Your eyes are telling me it's right.
And we got nothing left to hide.
We can go higher and higher.
unidentified
We're high.
ian crossland
The world is ours and we are light.
unidentified
Don't look back.
ian crossland
We've crossed all lines.
We are free.
We are divine.
You're saying this life.
I know it's alright to go where we come and leave when we might.
It's endless fate.
Just hang on tight and we both let go when the feeling's right.
I won't pretend not to think it's the end when the music is playing.
Now ain't it nice?
We got love and we got each other.
got now and we got forever we can go higher and higher we're high is ours and we are light
Don't look back.
We've crossed all lines.
phil labonte
Yeah, we are free.
ian crossland
We are divine.
I say in this life, I know it's all right to go where we come and leave where we say when we might less fate just hang on tight and we both let go when the feeling's right.
I won't pretend not to think it's the end when music is playing.
Ain't it nice?
We got love and we got each other.
We got it now, and we got forever.
unidentified
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah, that was fun.
ian crossland
We're going to the moon in a big balloon that floats upright.
It's shaped like candy shells and taco bells and an octopus in flight.
We'll catch the drift wind calling.
Weather with falling's relative in sight.
So I will grab a net or jump the fences, planetary light.
I give you everything I can.
I'm only a human.
I give you up.
I'm going down.
He said this now with a frown, as with a bang-tast explode of energy.
Giving up ain't for free.
I said, enough ain't for free.
Oh, in this life, I know it's alright.
To go where we come and leave when we might.
It's endless faith, just hang on tight.
And we both let go when the feeling's right.
I won't pretend not to think it's the end.
When the music's playing, I ain't that nice.
We got love and we got each other.
We got now and we got river.
unidentified
And I said, oh, I said, oh, oh, yeah.
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