April 1, 2024 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
02:02:44
Participants
| 
| Speaker | Time | Text |
|---|---|---|
| So it was Easter the other day. | ||
| And the day before, the White House announced that Easter this year would actually fall | ||
| on Transgender Day of Visibility Day, I guess. | ||
| And here's what's interesting. | ||
| I'm not surprised they did this. | ||
| And many Christians, Easter worshipers, I'm sorry, that's the appropriate term, were rightfully upset that the White House decided to remove religious terms and then make this announcement, which seems to push against their ideology with a new woke ideology. | ||
| Now, I can understand people are being mad about it, and I see all the news, and I'm like, well, that's interesting. | ||
| To be fair, Easter does fall on different days, so next year won't be the same. | ||
| But the crazy thing was, when questioned on it, Biden denied actually doing it. | ||
| And I think there's a great revelation here. | ||
| Joe Biden, the human, did not know that someone else launched this holiday declaration and signed his name to it. | ||
| And I think that's pretty revealing. | ||
| So we'll talk about that, the aftermath, the response on social media. | ||
| We've got some big news pertaining to, I guess, World War III. | ||
| An Iranian embassy was bombed. | ||
| Now they're saying Israel did it and it was in Syria. | ||
| And so this is pushing us to the brink. | ||
| Then, of course, Vladimir Putin has apparently got death ray guns that fry holes in people's brains, according to 60 Minutes. | ||
| And what I love about all this Is that 60 Minutes they do this big long conspiracy thing where a whistleblower comes out and says, Russia has energy weapons that can fry holes in our brains. | ||
| And I'm like, you want me to believe that Russian agents with secret devices driving around various parts of the world spies are finding out where our agents are, blasting sonic energy weapons through walls to fry holes in their brains to damage them. | ||
| And at the same time, you don't want me to think anything about that bridge collapse you didn't investigate. | ||
| That was an accident, don't look here, nothing, everything's fine. | ||
| Look, by all means, it may be an accident, but now I'm supposed to believe that the big bad Russia that we're at war with has special energy weapons? | ||
| I mean, maybe they do, but I just love how selective the propaganda is. | ||
| They claimed on 60 Minutes this guy was a whistleblower. | ||
| He's not a whistleblower. | ||
| The CIA told him to do this. | ||
| Here's your card. | ||
| Go on the TV and tell them this so we can drum up some anti-Russia sentiment. | ||
| We'll talk about that and a lot more. | ||
| Before we do, my friends, head over to castbrew.com and buy coffee. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Why? | |
| It's delicious. | ||
| Everyone's favorite is Appalachian Nights. | ||
| It's my personal favorite. | ||
| I have a glass every morning. | ||
| I've been doing espresso, actually, with it. | ||
| We put it in and then we press the espresso button. | ||
| But Rise of the Birdo Jr. | ||
| is also very good if you like a light roast. | ||
| And I recommend, if you're a fan of Appalachian Nights, to try the Stand Your Grounds, the medium roast, because it's comparable flavor. | ||
| We do have K-Cups. | ||
| And when you buy from castbrood.com, you are supporting our show and our physical location in Martinsburg, West Virginia, and many, many more to come. | ||
| So we're planning the next live show in Martinsburg. | ||
| We're really excited for this. | ||
| But in order to actually attend, you've got to be a member. | ||
| So go to timcast.com, click Join Us. | ||
| Become a member, because when we do announce the next date for the live event in Martinsburg, it's only emails out to our members. | ||
| We don't do public announcements. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Why? | |
| It is a private event, members only, with no public advertising, just an email to our existing members. | ||
| As a member, you will get access to our Discord server, which if you're not familiar with, is basically a big chatroom. | ||
| You can hang out with like-minded individuals, and you can network We really hope you do this because networking is the most powerful tool in winning a culture war. | ||
| And you'll also get to listen to the uncensored members-only show coming up tonight at 10pm, which is going to be hilarious and not family-friendly. | ||
| Joining us tonight to talk about this and everything else is Michael Malice. | ||
| Hello, sirs. | ||
| I was all excited because first of all, can we agree that if Trump becomes president again, that Trans Day of Visibility will be on April Fool's when he's in the White House? | ||
| You think he'll move it one day? | ||
| I think he'll absolutely will move it one day. | ||
| And it would kind of be a little bit inappropriate because like April Fool's, you know, that kind of the big reveal. | ||
| But I kind of feel like Biden did that already. | ||
| And so I tweeted this. | ||
| It's kind of offensive that Biden made Trans Day of Visibility on April 1st because it's April Fool's Day. | ||
| But we should say this. | ||
| We should say this. | ||
| We're going to talk about it in the second episode. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| And also, wouldn't it be funny? | ||
| The Michelle Obama jokes must have been just like interminable. | ||
| Maybe we'll save them for the members only show. | ||
| This is the one thing with the boomers, it's just like, okay, I get it, the Alabama jokes. | ||
| The only person who gets a pass on that one when it's actually funny is God rest their soul, Joan Rivers. | ||
| So since it is April Fool's, I did bring, I talked to two friends of mine who are prominent personalities, and I said, would it be a good idea for me to wear a Trudeau mask on the air, which I got made. | ||
| And I asked Roseanne Barr, and I asked Meghan McCain, and one of them said, it would be absolutely hilarious, and the other one said, we'll f you up. | ||
| So I'll let you all guess who said which, but I have the mask and I'm not wearing it. | ||
| It would be wildly inappropriate. | ||
| I'm glad that you're spreading awareness on the inappropriate nature of what Trudeau has done, and why we shouldn't replicate that bad behavior. | ||
| Thank you Michael, it's very responsible. | ||
| And a good reminder that Aladdin is a great movie. | ||
| Some of the greatest songs. | ||
| That's where the proud boys come from. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, proud of your boy. | ||
| I mean, how would you describe yourself career wise for those that may not know who you are? | ||
| Oh, hi, I am Michael Malice. | ||
| You can find me at malice.locals.com, Twitter at Michael Malice, author. | ||
| I've got like what? | ||
| I think I got like 11 books. | ||
| I was going to launch my crowdfunding for my graphic novel here, but I will be going to Japan for the first time ever on Friday. | ||
| Konnichiwa! | ||
| I think you people say. | ||
| You people? | ||
| You heard me. | ||
| And it's going to be... well, you have heard me. | ||
| I'm only 5% of it! | ||
| But I'm really, really, really excited. | ||
| Maybe in the after show, give me some places to go. | ||
| Dude, that's awesome! | ||
| I'm really, really excited. | ||
| Well, I want to hear about this book! | ||
| I want to give a shout-out while I can. | ||
| Just a little passive shout-out. | ||
| One of the most memorable moments of my life. | ||
| Was when I went to Japan to document the Fukushima recovery effort. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, wow. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And on our way there, we stopped at a small town before with our fixer. | ||
| She was an older woman and at that time, I guess it was her boyfriend. | ||
| I think she had been divorced. | ||
| She had kids. | ||
| We were in this dive bar. | ||
| It was very, very small. | ||
| Microscopic, jam shoulder-to-shoulder to sit in this tiny little picnic bench in the corner having sake, and we sang Aladdin together, me and this Japanese woman, and it was that, you know, I can show you the world. | ||
| Yeah, a whole new world? | ||
| A whole new world. | ||
| She ended up dying of cancer a couple years later. | ||
| Your singing's not that bad. | ||
| Well, it was actually going into Fukushima back and forth all the time. | ||
| Dang! | ||
| That's an intense story, and the Aladdin reference. | ||
| Right, and that's why I was like, Japan, Aladdin, I wanted to bring that up because I'll never forget that, being in this Japanese dive bar where everyone sings karaoke and gets drunk. | ||
| and uh... you know sad this woman passed but she she and many older people were | ||
| their attitude was we're gonna help people do what they have to do in this she | ||
| wasn't this is the same as the the people who went into the reactor as | ||
| their share they were all in there like my life is over and I will give this | ||
| gift to the next generation but she she had a similar thing like is what I can do I can | ||
| help people come in to get the story and I think will be okay cuz we're old and | ||
|
unidentified
|
but I get that thinking at all but what will will will move out the show I | |
| I just wanted to mention that because, you know, shout out to the hard workers there in Japan. | ||
| Shane Cashman. | ||
| Shane Cashman, happy to be here. | ||
| I'm a reverend and a doctor because I gave a website $20 and I'm the author of the Inverted World series. | ||
| And upcoming, the Inverted World live show should be soon. | ||
| It's looking really, really good. | ||
| It's funny because it's a year and eight, a year and six months behind. | ||
| It looks good, though. | ||
| Yeah, it's good. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Finally finished the new building. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Ian's hanging out. | ||
| Hi. | ||
| What's good? | ||
| You look smooth, dude. | ||
| Yeah, I just came from a funeral. | ||
| You're kind of like a life hacker. | ||
| Is he really? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, it's intense, but I can feel it. | ||
| I can feel as if you were. | ||
| I would consider you a life hacker at this point. | ||
| I think he looks more like a life coach, don't you think? | ||
| I like that. | ||
| I'm good at that. | ||
| I can motivate you. | ||
| Yeah, you will. | ||
| You're motivating me right now. | ||
| That mask is like, it makes me think of the monkey paw. | ||
| It's not the thing where you, once you, it's like the mask where you put it on and you can't take it off. | ||
| Ian, you're going full Roseanne. | ||
| You become a new character when you put the mask on and you can't get it off like that Jim Carrey movie. | ||
| You mean the mask? | ||
| That Jim Carrey movie about the mask? | ||
| Isn't there a thing where they put a hand on and then they couldn't get it off their arm? | ||
| No, that's the monkey's paw's three wishes but the wishes are a curse. | ||
| It was different than that though. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's ask a question. | |
| Whose wires are more scrambled? | ||
| Fetterman's or Ian's? | ||
| Let's ask a question whose wires are more scrambled Fetterman's or Ian's | ||
| well today That guy but in a year we'll see cuz I got a lot of hope | ||
| for Fetterman You know that movie the mask where the guy puts on a hand | ||
| Puts on a glove and it takes over his arm or something Do you know I'm talking yes like cut up his own arm with | ||
| yet the evil dead No, it could have been chat a crypt keeper or something. I | ||
| don't know How about we jump into the show? | ||
| Yeah, let's do this. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| Yeah, uh, I ain't got much to say. | ||
| Pleasure to see you, Michael. | ||
| Uh, keep it up, Ian. | ||
| There's much humor in making fun of Joe Biden. | ||
| Here's the story. | ||
| So, uh, from the Postmillennial, Joe Biden denies proclaiming Easter Sunday Trans Day, Trans Visibility Day. | ||
| I didn't do that, and I love this, he did. | ||
| Quick, quick, for those that don't know, it was, I believe, on Saturday, or no, no, no, I believe it was the, it was Friday, they announced that March 31st would be Transgender Day of Visibility. | ||
| We actually have the proclamation here, March 29th. | ||
| A proclamation on Transgender Day of Visibility, which they said would fall on March 31st, which is Easter! | ||
| So of course, you guys remember when they were, who was it who called Christians Easter worshipers? | ||
| Do you remember that one? | ||
| No, that's a good one. | ||
| It was like a big scandal too. | ||
| But so this obviously offended a lot of people. | ||
| Sounds like Kamala. | ||
| Saying, you know on Fox News, they had a guest on today who said, not only is Easter Potentially the most important day, if not the most important day for Christians. | ||
| As a Christian, it's the most important day for humanity. | ||
| And so for Joe Biden to basically say we're doing this transgender thing on Easter was shockingly offensive to people. | ||
| But was it on Easter or was it on March 31st that he didn't put two and two together? | ||
| Well, no, here's the big revelation, I suppose. | ||
| While being asked, Uh, so he was asked about Speaker Johnson saying, uh, you know, via the pool, Speaker Johnson called it outrageous that Easter Sunday was Transgender Day of Visibility. | ||
| What do you say to Speaker Johnson? | ||
| Biden respond, he's thoroughly uninformed. | ||
| Question, uninformed how? | ||
| Biden, I didn't do that. | ||
| He did do it. | ||
| I think the revelation here that everyone's been waiting for hard evidence dropped right in your lap. | ||
| The statements being put up by Joe Biden are not from Joe Biden. | ||
| Joe Biden doesn't sign off on them. | ||
| Joe Biden has no idea what's being said in his name. | ||
| And I guess you can say there's more than one president. | ||
| Yeah, but does anyone surprised by this? | ||
| No, no, no, but it's but it's basically the hard. | ||
| It's no longer circumstantial evidence. | ||
| Hold on, is he? | ||
| Okay, I just want to make sure, I want to steelman this as much as I can as someone who gave money to Biden in the primaries and which has paid off in dividends. | ||
| Thank you for hurting me so much. | ||
|
unidentified
|
The lulls alone. | |
| Your student loans? | ||
| Point being, the student loans. | ||
| Yeah, my student loans got paid off when I went to school in the 40s. | ||
| Is he saying I didn't do that, I didn't put it on Easter, meaning I just put on March 31st? | ||
| What was it last year? | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think he's been this this day for the past few years. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Wasn't it? | ||
| No. | ||
| Wasn't it? | ||
| That's what I want to find out. | ||
| No, it's different every year. | ||
| It was on April 9th last year. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's outrageous. | ||
| That is completely crazy. | ||
| That was the argument everyone was making against him yesterday. | ||
| I'm glad we settled that because that's crazy. | ||
| Either he's lying and he did know, or he didn't know, and someone was like, okay, America, Christian, what's their most celebrated holiday? | ||
| Let's introduce a holiday on their holiday to disrupt this. | ||
| That's awful. | ||
| No, no, no, here's the crazy thing is that London declared the day as well. | ||
| London put up the new flag, which has two triangles, and they said celebrating... No, you're joking. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| And they said celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility. | ||
| Can I see the new flag, please? | ||
| Let me pull it out. | ||
| I gotta search for it. | ||
| Plus, they made Trans Day on Easter a few days before the eclipse, a few days before CERN's going off. | ||
| Is it Trans Day or Trans Day of Visibility? | ||
| Because it's probably also Trans Day. | ||
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| There's probably two. | ||
| And isn't the whole point of being trans is that you're not visible and that you're passing? | ||
| Oh, but yeah. | ||
| Biden doesn't get it yet. | ||
| He's just not there. | ||
| He's still learning. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Maybe he'll get it by the time he grows up. | |
| Mayor of London said, on Trans Day of Visibility, we celebrate London's trans community as they strive to live authentically and safely, and they have this flag where it's got two triangles now. | ||
| Now, I do think it's important to point out, the Mayor of London had tweeted the past several years the same day, so I believe this day had been, like, I guess, esoterically the Trans Day of Visibility for regular, you know, for the everyday person, they have no idea what it is, and so the White House decided to get on board with it or something like that? | ||
| It was March 31st last year. | ||
| So it was two years in a row. | ||
| What I'm really curious about is, is there- What's the second triangle? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| But my question is, is there any group of people that has more holidays, months, et cetera, that like, like, Christians. | ||
| Christians have their own holidays. | ||
| Jews have their own holidays. | ||
| Muslims have their own holidays. | ||
| Any non-religion? | ||
| Indian people have their own holidays. | ||
| I'm saying, like, this is a quote-unquote marginalized group that has more celebrations and days than most other groups. | ||
| Because it's a fad. | ||
| It's a cult. | ||
| No, it's like the AIDS ribbon. | ||
| Everything had to be AIDS and then I just forgot about it. | ||
| Yeah, but this keeps evolving into something much more nefarious. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| Let me just take a second because I think conservatives, which I'm not one, but conservatives don't know how to take a win. | ||
| People should think back about 2016 where every five minutes it was refugees welcome and we need mass Muslim migration to the West and Linda Sarsour was everywhere. | ||
| Can I say that word? | ||
| We try not to because there's kids watching. | ||
| Okay, but now that broad is on the side. | ||
| Now that broad's on the side of a milk carton, you can't find her anywhere, because they just shut up about it. | ||
| Hold on, let me just finish my thought. | ||
| I think as soon as this becomes politically radioactive, which it's increasingly becoming, they're just going to stop talking about it. | ||
| I agree, but I think the Sarsour thing was that there were a bunch of articles written by prominent newspapers about how she was claiming this crazy stuff about Jews, and then Democrats were just like, she's cut off. | ||
| But that didn't work for Rashida Tlaib or Ilhan Omar. | ||
| Yeah, because they're funded through grassroots. | ||
| Ilhan Omar is funded mostly from the fringes of the internet. | ||
| Rashida Tlaib, similarly, they have their pockets of support. | ||
| All the squad members, the majority of their contributions come from outside their districts, from small donors all across the country. | ||
| For Linda Sarsour, she's an activist who has to be hired. | ||
| When she does an event, she has to go to someone and say, would you donate to us? | ||
| A bunch of articles come out with her, the Women's March, accusing them of being anti-Semites and believing crazy conspiracy theories, and then she starts to slowly disappear from the limelight. | ||
| Broadly speaking, though, those refugee welcome signs vanished. | ||
| They stopped talking Do you think this will be harder for people to divorce from because so many people have their children rolled up into this cult? | ||
| There's some feminist scholar, I forget her name and I apologize, she just did this whole, it went viral on the internet, where she's like, this is going to be really hard because for someone to accept that they did this to their kid is a big pill to swallow, so you have to, as a mom, keep doubling down. | ||
| And she's correct. | ||
| And that is what makes this terrifying. | ||
| I agree with that. | ||
| It's going to be tough for people to let go of it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You can't. | |
| Because they're giving your kids puberty blockers. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| Who knows what. | ||
| Oh, that drives me so crazy when they're like, oh, you can just pause puberty. | ||
| It's like, yeah, because if someone's malnourished and you give them food, they get their natural height, obviously. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| We've never done it before, but we know it's fine. | ||
| That was all sarcasm in case anyone listening didn't know. | ||
| If you starve someone of nutrition in their early years, they do not grow to their big height. | ||
| You're kidding. | ||
| No, it turns out, yeah, if you stunt someone's growth, it doesn't magically return. | ||
| I have proof of this. | ||
| Well, let's shift to the other element of the story. | ||
| Joe Biden is clearly not in charge. | ||
| I mean, most people have speculated to this. | ||
| I think what we're seeing is Joe Biden is in charge only so far. | ||
| And I think you take a look at Afghanistan as an example of this. | ||
| When you have leadership like Joe Biden, you get the Afghanistan debacle. | ||
| Clearly, there's no strategy as to how we're exiting, no plan to how we leave the Air Force Base, you know, the Bagram Air Force Base. | ||
| Everything falls apart because Biden wanted to do it. | ||
| He wanted to move the deadline to September 11th. | ||
| It was the 11th, right? | ||
| And it all falls apart. | ||
| But then at the same time, you look at the statements that are being released for political reasons, and it has nothing to do with Joe Biden. | ||
| Someone else decided to put out the statement without him knowing. | ||
| Or, or there's another possibility. | ||
| He completely forgot he did. | ||
| That's luck. | ||
| But I think he's always been, and even his campaign, he's a party hack. | ||
| It's like when Super Tuesday in 2020, Bernie Sanders was leading in like, | ||
| I think literally every state except for Minnesota, which is Klobuchar, | ||
| and Buttigieg and Klobuchar got the phone call from someone, and that Monday they're like, | ||
| oh, we're endorsing Joe Biden, and Joe Biden got the nomination. | ||
| He's just clearly a function of the Democratic Party. | ||
| I don't think it's any secret about this. | ||
| He's a vessel. | ||
| Everyone knows that. | ||
| He's a career plagiarist too. | ||
| And now they're plagiarizing him to a degree because there's people with their hands inside of him. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| So he doesn't know that he's being plagiarized. | ||
| Do you want him to be more of a leader? | ||
| I'd rather have the institution running itself than have this senile corpse making a decision. | ||
| No, I'd rather have Biden in charge. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who's Biden, though? | ||
| Like, who was ever Biden? | ||
| Like, Biden in charge is a guy falling up the stairs over and over again. | ||
| The institution is like warrantless wiretapping and hunting down J6ers. | ||
| That's fair, yeah. | ||
| But no, I think Biden wants to hunt down those J6ers. | ||
| The way he talks about them? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He believes it. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| He believes it. | ||
| With the same type of fervor he had the crime bill in 92. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like he did have power at some point and like to wield it. | ||
| Did you see the protester at his speech like last week? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| She was yelling something about health care and then he just goes, everybody needs health care. | ||
| And it was like, you looked into his face when he was talking and it was, there's nothing there. | ||
| I want to just get back to what the second triangle is in that flag. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| It's a mirror. | ||
| I stepped back a little. | ||
| It's a mirror? | ||
| That's what I got out of it. | ||
| No, did you look it up? | ||
| No, I like that interpretation. | ||
| I stepped back a little because I feel like politics is getting stupider and stupider and it's just getting exhausting to me. | ||
| And I know it's not just because I'm an ancient boomer, but at this point it's just like, like really? | ||
| It's supposed to wear you out. | ||
| You know what this reminds me of? | ||
| There's this documentary I saw about North Korea, right? | ||
| And this journalist returned to North Korea, and he's talking to his two guys, male and female, | ||
| at the Oster Tranch outside Pyongyang. | ||
| And the guy's like, you know, last time I was here, | ||
| I talked to you guys about gays and lesbians. | ||
| They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't have that here. | ||
| He goes, well, what about people who are bi? | ||
| And the guy just goes, what? | ||
| And like, that's what I feel now with the second triangle. | ||
| It's like when Matt Walsh was in Africa for his documentary, I'm like, what are you talking about? | ||
| So the second triangle is for... The second coming of Christ. | ||
| Black and brown people and bisexuals. | ||
| But what is the black and brown? | ||
| No, the left triangle is transgender and the right black and brown is bisexuals. | ||
| Old school LGBT people. | ||
| But why is the black there thing twice, is what I'm saying. | ||
| It's two different types of black. | ||
| Because some bisexuals can be trans, it's not just one black. | ||
| I gotta be honest, the craziest thing about the whole pride flag is, and I think someone did a man on the street where they were just like, the pride flag declaration is that black people are gay. | ||
| But Michael's over here laughing at me. | ||
| I'm kind of insulted. | ||
| Why are you laughing at me? | ||
| A lot of the problems with the movement is that LGBTQIA plus all are lumped into one group when a guy's like, hey, I'm me. | ||
| Let me just kind of... So I've put this mask on. | ||
| Is that drag? | ||
| It's both. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, but the thing is... Race drag. | ||
| No, regular drag. | ||
| Black people as a whole. | ||
| Right, okay. | ||
| Every black person, every brown person, is part of the LGBT community, according to this flag. | ||
| That's not an exaggeration. | ||
| That's literally their declaration. | ||
| What happened to the circle? | ||
| Didn't that mean something? | ||
| There was a circle. | ||
| Yeah, the circle, I believe, was the asexuals. | ||
| So now they don't exist? | ||
| Is that not it? | ||
| Well, did you ever see... Did you look deep enough? | ||
| Was it Miller? | ||
| Like, some company put out the ultimate pride flag we talked about. | ||
| Oh yeah, that was good. | ||
| And it was like 800 flags. | ||
| That's why I thought of that when you put this up. | ||
| I thought it was a joke. | ||
| It's people that want to belong. | ||
| That is where all this is all coming from, man. | ||
| People want to belong. | ||
| They're going to fold us some pulp if we don't give them something to belong to. | ||
| They're going to add one more thing to the flag and totally get rid of the original flag. | ||
| And then some things will move in to get rid of these things. | ||
| I think they're going to move the two triangles together, and then it's going to look like the Confederate battle flag. | ||
| And then two more triangles from the top and bottom will come together and look like the Star of David. | ||
| Gay Confederacy. | ||
| And I'm trying so hard to make these great intellectual points and have deep insight over here. | ||
| Yeah, and then I added on to it, but he was laughing and didn't hear me, because there was more triangles making the Star of David. | ||
| Dude, it's gonna happen. | ||
| There was a big gay Nazi movement in California, like in the 50s, so it could swerve back to like the Confederacy. | ||
| All I can hear right now is the Larry David music. | ||
| I'm with you on the how just well blown my mind came to be. | ||
| Am I just this old? | ||
| Is that it? | ||
| No, you're fatigued. | ||
| You've got mental fatigue, which is understandable. | ||
| But how do you handle it? | ||
| You personally, you write books, you create things on your own. | ||
| How do you inspire other people? | ||
| Because this is fatiguing as hell to me. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm daily like almost terrified. | |
| I want you guys to hear the words from Biden himself. | ||
| Maybe that's why Biden's like this. | ||
| Can I reassure you all? | ||
| Please, please. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Thanks, everybody. | |
| And by the way, say hello to oyster bunnies. | ||
| Come on up, bunnies. | ||
| Get up here so they can see. | ||
| Oyster bunnies? | ||
| Wait, can we see the oyster bunnies? | ||
| Do they come up? | ||
| Yeah, they do. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Do they come up? | |
| Oyster bunnies? | ||
| One's got a pair of glasses on. | ||
| Is this a Pearls Before Swine joke? | ||
| Oyster bunnies. | ||
| He said Easter or something. | ||
| Oyster bunnies. | ||
| Oyster bunnies. | ||
| Biden clearly said oyster bunnies. | ||
| He does. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| I mean, he misspoke, but I mean, there we go. | ||
| But this is like of my cement. | ||
| Tell me about the rabbits, Jill. | ||
| I didn't want to jump right into this story, but I think I will for the next segment because I think there's a strong overlap. | ||
| This is a story from the Free Press. | ||
| Quote, I'm 28 and I'm scheduled to die in May. | ||
| You know why this young woman is going to be killed? | ||
| Because she's bored. | ||
| Geez. | ||
| Sign me up. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| At this point, you're making the case. | ||
| I need to leave the Earth. | ||
| I don't like it here anymore. | ||
| Michael's like, one more oyster bunny. | ||
| One more triangle, not flat. | ||
| Alright, let me read this. | ||
| So, the real reason they say is that she's depressed, but let me read for you. | ||
| Zaria Turbik, 28, expects to be euthanized in early May. | ||
| Her plan, she said, is to be cremated. | ||
| I did not want to burden my partner with having to keep the grave tidy. | ||
| We have not picked an urn yet, but that will be my new house. | ||
| And she added an urn emoji. | ||
| So they said that she was born in- who lives in a Dutch town near the German border, once had ambitions to become a psychiatrist, but she was never able to muster the will to finish school or start a career. | ||
| She said she was hobbled by her depression and autism and borderline personality disorder. | ||
| Now she was tired of living despite, she said, being in love with her boyfriend, 40, her boyfriend, a 40-year-old IT programmer. | ||
| Isn't that borderline? | ||
| Living in a nice house with their two cats. | ||
| She recalled her psychiatrist telling her, there's nothing more we can do for you, it's never gonna get any better. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Insanity. | ||
| And she said, I've always, I was always very clear that if it doesn't get better, I can't do this anymore. | ||
| Now let's pause real quick. | ||
| I want to rewind you all back to the only point of my life that mattered when I was on Joe Rogan with Ajay Gaudet and Jack Dorsey. | ||
| And the point they made to me... | ||
| The point they made to me was that the reason they were taking all these actions in suspending people and banning people who are critical or insulting to trans people was because of the risk of suicide. | ||
| I don't know how the same political elements, the same political factions, support these two ideologies at the same time. | ||
| That you would actually euthanize a 28 year old because she's bored. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| It says depression, but she's talking about having a nice house, being in love with a 40 year old IT programmer. | ||
| It doesn't seem like she wants for anything. | ||
| She's like, I'm depressed. | ||
| Well, you have no purpose. | ||
| You have no goal or no mission, no will. | ||
| So here we have governments in Europe and Canada saying we will kill you for the lightest homelessness. | ||
| Autism, like minor crippling injuries. | ||
| I mean, minor isn't like you lost a foot or something. | ||
| They told one veteran, like, have you considered medical assistance in dying? | ||
| And at the same time, they were like, we must ban hate speech because it could lead people to suicide. | ||
| But here, let me talk about this at length because I think this is something that I think all of us are in a position to help a lot of people because when people are dealing with things like suicidal ideation, depression, you always feel like you're the only one who's had this feeling, right? | ||
| And when the more people talk about it, the more you're in a position to get help. | ||
| I know several people who have committed suicide. | ||
| This is something that I take very seriously and I think should be discussed more. | ||
| I had Richard Hanania on my show, it's airing this Wednesday, and we talked about this, about the whole slippery slope. | ||
| And the point he made, and I wish I'd thought of my answer at the time, and I'm thinking, I thought of it after he left, the recording was, he's like, look, I was very depressed in, as a teen, if I was told, you know, it's not going to get better, like, maybe that I should have that option on the table. | ||
| But I'm like, but that's the whole point, like, when you're in that state, you're of the belief That it never gets better. | ||
| Heather B. Armstrong, she had a blog called deuce.com. | ||
| I just finished her book over the weekend called The Valedictorian of Being Dead, where they tried to basically kill her ten times to reboot her brain. | ||
| It worked for a bit, but then she took her own life a couple of years ago. | ||
| Point being, I am very... The thing that the pro-life people get right the most, right, is when you start devaluing the sanctity of life, And when a doctor just in the same way that doctor looks at a kid for five minutes goes, puberty blockers, that's fine. | ||
| Goodbye. | ||
| That you're going to be like, I'm depressed. | ||
| I've been depressed all my life. | ||
| Well, it's not going to get better here. | ||
| You want the pill? | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| I am terrified as someone who is ostensibly in some context amenable to eugenics. | ||
| Of where this is going. | ||
| And it's not a slippery slope. | ||
| It's an elevator shaft. | ||
| I think it's like it's terrifying. | ||
| It's a culmination of what Nietzsche said about God is dead. | ||
| I mean, his meaning behind it, like there's no God in society. | ||
| You know, this is bad, which leads to, in my opinion, nihilism, which we're in widespread nihilism. | ||
| And I think Michael might agree with this. | ||
| One of my favorite stories is the myth of Sisyphus with Camus. | ||
| And he deals with this whole topic in the entire essay. | ||
| Life is absurd. | ||
| Embrace it. | ||
| Sisyphus must of course have been happy in his toiling with the boulder. | ||
| People aren't thinking of this anymore. | ||
| They're being sold nihilism, which is also attached to materialism. | ||
| She's happy with her house. | ||
| This story says when the person walks in to take her life, she might have a coffee first. | ||
| Sit down, have a coffee. | ||
| Lay down on the couch. | ||
| I'll take your life. | ||
| All very nonchalant, which is, in my opinion, that's the peak of what Nietzsche was warning about years ago. | ||
| Now here we are, totally divorced from God, totally attached to materialism, and we don't have anything. | ||
| We don't have anything. | ||
| Can I say one more thing? | ||
| I'm positive there's more than one person listening to us right now who's had struggles or is struggling with suicide ideation. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| So please, if you're listening to this and you've thought about this, just call the hotline and give it a shot, right? | ||
| There's no downside. | ||
| Just please do me that favor because there's no downside, but there's a possibility they can help you. | ||
| So if someone out there is listening and hoping for a sign that someone is hearing them, let that be And it's cliche to say it though, but you're not the only person. | ||
| I've gone through that. | ||
| I know that feeling. | ||
| If they have a name for it, it's not unique to you. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And, and get ripped. | ||
| Get ripped. | ||
| Start working out. | ||
| Get in the sunlight too. | ||
| For, I'm half joking. | ||
| I want it to sound fun, but a lot of depression, not all of it, but a lot of it, you can cure through exercise, running, walking. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And if you're a male, take magnesium because I think almost every guy's magnesium deficient. | ||
| That helps your mental health a lot. | ||
| Magnesium and GABA, G-A-B-A. | ||
| That's not what I meant. | ||
| It's like when people have their genes tested, it's like, okay, if we have a kid, the kid's going to have some kind of crippling, definitely going to have stillbirth. | ||
| That's eugenics. | ||
| you were amenable to eugenics, kind of jokingly, but were you meaning like... | ||
| Not jokingly. | ||
| You know, because I'm kind of with you, like putting strong genetics together | ||
| makes strong, robust children. | ||
| That's not what I meant. It's like when people are like, have their genes tested, | ||
| it's like, okay, if we have a kid, the kid's going to have some kind of crippling, | ||
| like, like definitely going to have stillbirth. Like that's eugenics. | ||
| Like that's an example of genetics that everyone practices. | ||
| So people probably feel like my genetics are not worthy to pass on. | ||
| Yours? | ||
| No, people probably feel, I have felt like this over throughout my life. | ||
| But you were in commercials. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Someone succeeding can actually be depressed. | ||
| Like Chris Cornell, Robin Williams. | ||
| It's so sad to watch these people lose it. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| But like, when they feel like their genetics aren't valuable enough to pass on, like, what do you just get them work out? | ||
| You get your horizontal gene translation active by working out and getting your genes activated? | ||
| I want to say something about this. | ||
| This 40-year-old boyfriend they claim they're in love, and when she was told it doesn't get better, he said, okay, I guess. | ||
| That's crazy to me. | ||
| I did a segment on this at 4 p.m. | ||
| where I basically said, I think the issue is that... I'll give you the quick version of the story. | ||
| We were driving and we went to the bridge yesterday, because we're about an hour from the Francescachi Bridge. | ||
| We went and checked it out. | ||
| Hordes of people everywhere just staring on the waterline, just looking at this disaster. | ||
| On the way back, I put on some 90s hits and Longview from Green Day came on. | ||
| And there's that line in the song where he's like, twiddle my thumb just for a bit, you know, I'm watching TV for a couple hours, flip the channels when nothing's on. | ||
| And I thought to myself, like, this song is basically talking about this guy being like, I'm lazy. | ||
| And he's saying, I sit around for a couple hours watching TV. | ||
| And I'm like, but that's literally life right now for millennials and for Gen Z. Sitting in your room on the screen. | ||
| And I was thinking, You know, where's this guy's dad in Green Day, you know, Billy Jo Armstrong's dad to come in and be like, get off your ass and go out there and get a job or something. | ||
| And then I thought about life before TV or with limited TV, when there were very few TV programs on. | ||
| Man, when I was a kid, if it was Sunday, you're not watching TV. | ||
| In Chicago, you're lucky if you can watch Hercules on Sunday. | ||
| And then maybe at night, you had Simpsons. | ||
| But during the day, it's like, you better go outside and do something. | ||
| What I think we're seeing now with this young woman, with many young people in today's generation is, Mom and dad go to work. | ||
| Kid goes to school. | ||
| The kid doesn't learn anything from their parents. | ||
| So why do we get the bridge disaster? | ||
| Someone tweeted this out. | ||
| They said, boomers didn't pass down their knowledge to the next generation. | ||
| And I'm like, I don't think that's true of every boomer, but I think it is true that boomers went off to work while their kids were at school. | ||
| And then when their kids were getting older, they said, what do you want to do with your life, son? | ||
| Instead of saying, here's what I've done. | ||
| Let me teach you what I have. | ||
| So now you're looking at Boeing failures, you're looking at two bridges getting hit, in Oklahoma, but the bridge didn't go down, it got hit by a barge, and this is what someone said, they're like, boomers stopped passing down knowledge the way our previous generations used to. | ||
| So I think that's largely true, and it's going to get worse, and what we're going to see is more young people being like, I have no reason to be alive. | ||
| Real quick, my final thought is, how could you not be depressed if there is no light at the end of the tunnel? | ||
| You have nothing to live for, no drive, no passion. | ||
| Nothing was ever instilled in you as a child as to what your life goals are, so you're just like, I'm bored and there's nothing to do. | ||
| And there's more. | ||
| My friend Marsha ran something called Cuddle Parties, right? | ||
| And you laugh at it, ha ha ha, bunch of people get together, cuddle, okay, whatever. | ||
| But she's like, human beings need physical contact and this is something that is endemic to us as people. | ||
| I think what the internet has done has been a positive in the sense that when I was a kid, if you were the weird kid in high school, you were by yourself. | ||
| Now you can be the weird kid in high school talking to the other weird kid in high school, you have a community. | ||
| But to your point, everyone would go outside, you'd see other people and talk to other people. | ||
| If you're in your room all the time and you don't communicate with anybody other than through the computer, that is not psychologically healthy. | ||
| That is like solitary confinement. | ||
| And if you get in your room all the time and you do communicate with people but you're still in your room on your computer, that's another kind of depression. | ||
| It still feels better than not talking to people. | ||
| I know, yesterday I was going through this, but it's just not the same as being out and about and around people in different environments. | ||
| There's, uh, people talk about incels, but now there's more commonly femcels, which just means, like, female version of the same thing. | ||
| And there were a couple viral videos of literally, like, 20-something-year-old attractive women being like, I have no friends, I don't know how to meet people, so I sit at home all day and I do nothing. | ||
| And it's just, like, really weird to see. | ||
| And I'm sorry, it really bothers me if people think that's funny. | ||
| No, it's not funny. | ||
| Because it's like if these are people who are you're allowed to be young and stupid | ||
|
unidentified
|
You know what? | |
| I mean We've all have been and some of us still are | ||
| Like if someone is saying I have no friends and and I don't know what to do about it | ||
| That person is crying for help and I can see the humor in one context | ||
| But like guys like this is a real problem a skate park like there's so many women that I know in between the ages | ||
| of 25 and 35 that don't have kids that are Phenomenal women that would be amazing parents | ||
| And I know so many guys that don't have girlfriends. | ||
| I'm like, what has happened in the last 11 years? | ||
| How can we undo this? | ||
| Are we just a lost generation? | ||
| I don't think people should just give up. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| No, Ian, we should absolutely not give up. | ||
| I think it's this weird... | ||
| I will say, I don't find it to be coincidental that the same faction of people who think there are too many people believe that climate change is a big problem and also are the ones implementing policies like medical assistance is dying. | ||
| Clearly they don't like, they think there's too many people. | ||
| These are the people who are having their children hold posters saying we have 12 years to live because of the climate. | ||
| Like they're raising kids to not believe in a future. | ||
| But I think the reality is, people of weak mental fortitude, with no support, are going to fall through the cracks. | ||
| So it is eugenics, whether intentional or otherwise. | ||
| The other thing that, with the rise of podcasts, I'm sure you've all heard this, is that people look at podcasts as friendship simulators. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And I got a lot of, just during COVID, it was me and Dave Smith, we'd alternate as co-hosts on each other's shows or get, one was the host, one was the guest. | ||
| So many people were like, you helped us get through this. | ||
| So I think what we do, not to pat ourselves on the, too much smoke on my own ass, but in all seriousness, we forget how many people like this is their friendship group. | ||
| I used to listen to Rogan's show in 2017, religiously, him and Ari Shafir, him and Duncan Trussell. | ||
| You were on the show, that's when I first saw your work. | ||
| Those are my friends. | ||
| I would work alone in my house on mines all day, and it was just Rogan. | ||
| To think that we could do that, I agree with you. | ||
| So people say that about Tim Casteiro too, like I meet them on the street and they'll be like, it's like hanging out with my friends, like I turn it on and it's like we're hanging out. | ||
| And I'm like, it's kind of crazy because I am hanging out with my friends. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, this is literally what we're doing. | ||
| Like, we got pizza sitting right here, like, who ordered pizza? | ||
| I've got pizza right here. | ||
| The only difference is I can't say all the horribly offensive things in my mind. | ||
| I gotta wait till the cameras turn off. | ||
| We do that for the members only on Censorship. | ||
| Yeah, even then I gotta watch out because it's on TV. | ||
| But it is a major boom in podcasting. | ||
| Yes, because of the lockdowns and people had friendship simulators also had a major boom in suicides and overdoses. | ||
| I think everybody you gotta go for a walk. | ||
| And stop politicizing this. | ||
| I know you want to be like, oh, it's the Democrats' fault. | ||
| And I'm not saying you, I mean a lot of people online, because it's very tribal. | ||
| But it's just like, if someone is a Democrat and they're lonely, I have a lot of sympathy for them. | ||
| Don't let your tribalism get in the way. | ||
| The reason why we're seeing the rise in wokeness and a lot of why we see massive support for Trump, people are seeking community. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You're absolutely right. | ||
| The hyperpolarization is that people want to fit in. | ||
| So without naming anybody, I'll tell you one of my secrets. | ||
| And not just community, like this sense of being in an army. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'll tell you one of my secret techniques. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| Never wash the beanie. | ||
| Never wash it. | ||
| Yesterday helps you tomorrow. No sweat. I throw it in the garbage and put on a brand new one every day. I have a box | ||
| with hundreds Whenever whenever there's without naming any celebrities | ||
| whenever there's a prominent personality who I'm told is like smack-talking me | ||
| I immediately tweeted them. I'm a big fan and I love their work. Yes | ||
| Hey If I know who they are so without dragging anybody there's | ||
| been a hand so someone just searches through your tweets They'll be able to figure out who you're talking about, | ||
| right? I Mean, there's probably like seven seventy five to a | ||
| thousand over the past several years But, uh, like, I think I mentioned this show, like, the guy from Eve 6 was talking smack about me. | ||
| And when I was a kid, I'm 15 years old, I learned, like, Is that a band? | ||
| Yeah, they're so good. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Inside Out. | |
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Inside Out. | ||
| Inside Out. | ||
| I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the ride. | ||
|
unidentified
|
the world, wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin round. | |
| How did you miss that? | ||
| The only Eve I care about is in the Bible. | ||
| One day, man, I'm through with you. | ||
| This guy's very lefty. | ||
| And so he tweeted something about me and my only response was like, someone told me the | ||
| guy from Eve 6 was making fun of me and I was like, what? | ||
| I got all excited. | ||
| And I tweeted, I'm like, I'm a big fan. | ||
| I can play, me and my friends used to play your songs in the garage. | ||
| And then he deleted the smack talking tweet. | ||
| And I was like, I've invited him out several times, but he doesn't want to come out. | ||
| There are a handful of other people and they're just like passively smacked. | ||
| They don't know who I am. | ||
| They're saying to their tribe, it's my college roommates. | ||
| Like I brought up road goes, I hate that guy. | ||
| I didn't even ask. | ||
| Cause I know he doesn't have a reason. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Just Rogan's out group. | ||
| It's an online persona, which you can characterize and hate or love. | ||
| It's not even the persona, it's just he knows that Tim's bad, and therefore he has this posture that, I hate Tim. | ||
| That's the persona, but that's- It's not even the persona, it's just the perception. | ||
| But- Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The persona's pretty shitty. | ||
| That's another way of talking about it. | ||
| Crappy, excuse me. | ||
| Oh, I mean like when I tweeted that I thought it was funny when we're getting punched in the face and EVERYONE got mad at me. | ||
| Except for like, the libertarians, a lot of libertarians, so like traditional conservatives, leftists, were really, really mad. | ||
| And like the more libertarian and post-liberal people were laughing, and man, we love it. | ||
| Like, have a sense of humor, dude. | ||
| Calm down. | ||
| Austin Peterson defended me, saying there is irony in these people voting for policies we warn them about and then suffering the consequences. | ||
| It's an ironic humor. | ||
| We don't want it to happen! | ||
| I want people to start seeing each other as people first. | ||
| And then I thought that today, and I was like, is that just lame to say? | ||
| Is that like, duh? | ||
| Yeah, people say that all the time, but when people get hungry, they become insane animals, so you have to create society as a segment. | ||
| Don't you think that most people, I would say majority, not only lack empathy, but are proud of it? | ||
| That they don't look at things from other people's perspective? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Because I don't want to think like them. | ||
| What's a Democrat going to tell me that I don't know already? | ||
| That I don't know the difference between a man and a woman? | ||
| It's just like, shut up. | ||
| Do you think empathy gets people into trouble? | ||
| Is that why people have evolved to not express it? | ||
| It's just frustrating. | ||
| In this day and age, I think it does. | ||
| To your group of people. | ||
| Because if you extend any type of grace to the supposed enemy, then now you're the enemy. | ||
| But it shouldn't be that way. | ||
| And I don't even think being able to understand their position is extending grace to them. | ||
| I want to understand what bin Laden wanted in order to defeat him. | ||
| Or if I'm the Confederacy, I want to know what the North wants. | ||
| That's why we study wars. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes! | |
| It's like war history. | ||
| Their brains just shut down. | ||
| There's a difference between empathy and sympathy. | ||
| You empathize with your enemy to understand them. | ||
| Correct! | ||
| Sympathizing means I feel good, I feel for you. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| I'm not emotionally attached to you with empathy. | ||
| Maybe there's a form of emotional attachment, but it's more about emotional understanding. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I guess I shouldn't be surprised if a lot of people have low IQ, they should have low EQ. | ||
| I guess they're fellows, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But they shouldn't be so proud of it. | ||
| Yeah, they may champion it. | ||
| Yeah, it's very odd. | ||
| You are pushed out for even saying you maybe listen to a certain artist. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Because they have a perception of that artist. | ||
| Let's shift back into the political realm here. | ||
| We have this story. | ||
| I wanted to do that segment because it's sort of attached to what we're talking about initially, but we'll get back into politics. | ||
| We have this one, the Postmillennial. | ||
| Texas judge orders release of illegal immigrants accused of assaulting troops during violent storming of El Paso border. | ||
| It is the ruling of the court. | ||
| It is the ruling of the court that all riding participation cases will be released on their own recognizance. | ||
| Even non-citizens? | ||
| These are non-citizens, right? | ||
| And they'll never come back. | ||
| They'll be released and they'll never show up for their hearings because... Why would they? | ||
| They literally attacked our troops to break their wing of this country. | ||
| I want you to take this all in and then remember there are J6ers who are still in lockup who have not received trials yet. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is one of the things that drives me crazy about Trump and all the MAGA people who hand wave it away. | ||
| These were his people. | ||
| These were ride or die for him and he could have done a lot more for them than he did. | ||
| I think he certainly could have, but I'll throw a little defense in that I don't think anyone | ||
| understood exactly what was going on. Yeah, but I've done that now. I mean, it's been how long? | ||
| Oh, sure. I thought you meant like up until then, they would have put him in jail. | ||
| And not just that, but you know, we talked about this before. | ||
| It's like, he didn't know what happened. | ||
| He barely knew what happened on that day. | ||
| And people assume that what they knew, Trump knew. | ||
| No, Trump was in the beast. | ||
| He had security detail. | ||
| He was the active president. | ||
| I'm fine with that. | ||
| Yes, I agree with you. | ||
| But certainly, I don't know. | ||
| What do you think he could do? | ||
| to be honest, pay some legal bills, talk more about them. | ||
| You're doing more in many cases, because you're sitting here being like, I remember, let me | ||
| bring up Meghan McCain again, because there's a very, don't ever, ever get inebriated and | ||
| spend the weekend watching Meghan McCain review compilations. No, I want to. It'll be | ||
| a terrible idea. | ||
| But one of the points was there was some stupid segment and Whoopi Goldberg was like, what do you think about like chocolates for Easter? | ||
| And she goes, yeah, I don't know about chocolates for Easter, but Alexei Navalny is in a gulag right now. | ||
| He's being tortured and people who are for the First Amendment don't care. | ||
| And this is absolutely outrageous that this is happening. | ||
| So that's what I think about Easter chocolates. | ||
| And Whoopi just paused and goes... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But she had a point, right? | ||
| So the fact that you have your platform, you're like, guys, this January 6th thing is still happening. | ||
| Trump should be talking about this every five minutes. | ||
| He did. | ||
| He did. | ||
| I think he talks about it most rallies these days. | ||
| I don't think it's anywhere near enough. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But the point is, do something. | ||
| Are you okay? | ||
| Allergies. | ||
| Itching my eye. | ||
| I would love to see him. | ||
| I'm signaling to you, Michael. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, no, no. | |
| Defend Trump. | ||
| Defend Trump. | ||
| He could be doing more. | ||
| I really think he could be doing more. | ||
| And the Republicans as a whole as well. | ||
| But they don't care about these people. | ||
| Marjorie Taylor Greene certainly does. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| I'm talking about the Republican establishment. | ||
| She doesn't count as a Republican. | ||
| She counts as an actual fighter. | ||
| I love that crazy woman. | ||
| I forget the gentleman, the guy's name who does the walk away movement. | ||
| Schrock. | ||
| Schrock. | ||
| He was here in Schrock. | ||
| He was talking about how, you know, people don't even talk about a lot of the J6ers were forced into saying and signing papers saying that they were violent offenders. | ||
| Right. | ||
| When they weren't. | ||
| And there's proof that they weren't. | ||
| And that's another thing that people could be talking about more, especially Trump. | ||
| Be like, because people are like, pardon them. | ||
| Then they'll say we can't because they're violent. | ||
| But then in reality, a lot of them sign things I'm glad a lot of conservatives over 2020 to now have a better understanding of the legal system and how deranged it often is and how laws, like Kyle Rittenhouse was a great way of calling, I think, for a lot of people. | ||
| What's happening in New York, Daniel Perry, he was either the victim or the perpetrator. | ||
| Perry's the guy that choked out the homeless guy who was trying to kill people. | ||
| Oh, Penny. | ||
| Perry is the guy in Austin who had the far leftist No, I met the New York guy. | ||
| I met the New York guy. | ||
| The point is, like, the government prosecutes who is a threat to its power and lets everyone else go. | ||
| It's not objective law. | ||
| Can we just skip all the patter and jump right to what really matters in this story? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Hitler and World War II. | ||
| So we have... I'm half kidding. | ||
| And with the illegal immigrants storming the border, Donald Trump has said he's going to engage in the largest deportation effort ever seen if he wins. | ||
| Since what? | ||
| Obama? | ||
| No, it goes back further than that. | ||
| To the 1940s. | ||
|
unidentified
|
The 50s. | |
| Eisenhower. | ||
| Do you know what it was called? | ||
| The Japanese internment camps? | ||
| No, Eisenhower. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| You don't know what it's called? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| I can't say it out loud. | ||
| It's a slur. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, okay. | |
| Then don't say it. | ||
| Eisenhower deportation. | ||
| Look it up, Ian. | ||
| Well, so my point is this. | ||
| We've talked about it before. | ||
| They're going to claim when Donald Trump begins arresting people who stormed their way into this country. | ||
| Bro, that's crazy. | ||
| Can you spell it? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, I'll talk about it. | |
| I'll look it up in a second. | ||
| This is amazing. | ||
| My point was, we talked about this before. | ||
| Everyone's Googling it all. | ||
| Donald Trump is going to be compared to Hitler. | ||
| They're going to show soldiers rounding up illegal immigrants, federal agents. | ||
| There's going to be liberals, they're going to be posting videos where they're hiding illegal immigrants in attics. | ||
| They're going to make the attic the specific point about it. | ||
| And they're going to, I'm wondering, refugee may be the word they choose to use. | ||
| Because they're going to try and associate what's happening with the invasion of this country and Trump's attempt to stop the invasion with the Holocaust. | ||
| And they're going to show pictures and claim everything Trump is doing is what Hitler did. | ||
| That's my concern about the deportation. | ||
| So what do you think about Trump's call to make mass deportations? | ||
| I don't think he has the capacity to do it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So you think he'd try and then ICE would just be like, we don't know? | |
| I think this is one of those things. | ||
| This is the new version of the wall. | ||
| I know that people, I'm not saying Trump's not better than Biden. | ||
| I'm not saying the Trump presidency didn't have excellent moments. | ||
| I'm not saying he's hilarious. | ||
| I'm just saying that in terms, and I know there's reasons for this. | ||
| But in terms of delivering on his promises, he was fighting two establishment parties against him. | ||
| So for him to be able to pull this off is going to take a lot of work and I think the vast majority of Republicans who are at the bond paid for by the Chamber of Commerce and corporations are not going to go for this in the slightest. | ||
| How do you go back to Maine as Susan Collins and sell this? | ||
| How do you pull off the operation? | ||
| I can see them letting him do it, get some really nice photo ops of him just tearing children away from their parents, make him look like Hitler, and then play shell games behind his back. | ||
| Be like, oh yeah, we're doing it, and not doing anything about it. | ||
| But they don't even need the photos to happen. | ||
| They'll just take any photo and say it was him. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Elian Gonzalez. | ||
| If he tries it, they'll make him look like Obama. | ||
| The cages! | ||
| Who built the cages, Joe? | ||
| I tried telling a guy... | ||
| The Trump derangement story I told about MGM when the guy was yelling, these idiots, they support Trump. | ||
| He mentions the kids in cages. | ||
| I actually lived just slightly north of Homestead in Florida, where those facilities were. | ||
| And I was like, that was under Obama. | ||
| He's like, no, it wasn't, you're lying. | ||
| I'm like, well, you know. | ||
| Not just wrong, lying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Here's the other thing. | ||
| I'm going to put this out there because I think conservatives understand you can't put anything past Joe Biden and his machine. | ||
| But at the same time, we say, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| If Trump wins, right, in 2024, he wins November, whatever, 5th, I don't know what the date is of Election Day this year, he's inaugurated January 20th, Biden has two months to have a blanket amnesty with a Democratic Senate, and why wouldn't he? | ||
| Look how much the Democrats got away with, like, on Jan 6th, like, just, like, that was one day that they were then to use and politicize for all these years. | ||
| If I was Trump, I'd keep my mouth shut until I'm in the White House and then do the deportations. | ||
| But if you're telling the Democratic establishment, if I become president, I'm going to do this, they're going to be like, we had to give them an amnesty. | ||
| It's Trump's fault. | ||
| That's my issue with his tactics. | ||
| A general issue I've taken with his tactics is he speaks a lot too much in my opinion. | ||
| And I think a really good commander of the U.S. | ||
| military would have his mouth shut, act when needed. | ||
| I want him to be a bulldozer. | ||
| I think they're going to offer up amnesty. | ||
| It's already been reported that advisors to Biden have talked to Politico or whatever and said amnesty is being considered for many of these individuals. | ||
| And then what happens is 2025 Donald Trump announces he is undoing the amnesty and then the Democrats come out. | ||
| He's stripping citizenship now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is unconstitutional. | ||
| Here's the other thing. | ||
| If all these people are in Texas, it's Texas gun laws that are at fault for all these murders, right? | ||
| That's what the argument's gonna be. | ||
| Oh, you mean if they give a bunch of illegal, violent criminals that came here illegally guns and then they start terrorizing them? | ||
| Or just give them citizenship and a right to be here. | ||
| We can't give people guns! | ||
| Look what's happening! | ||
| That's how it's going to play out. | ||
| We cannot soften amnesty. | ||
| It's not just to declare amnesty on a bunch of criminal aliens right now. | ||
| It is not. | ||
| People don't appreciate to what extent the regime is capable of 4D chess. | ||
| They're really pretty good at it. | ||
| Like, they think because Biden's this, like, again, corpse, that the people behind him, they're all stupid, and maybe they're all stupid in the sense of they don't have common sense, but in terms of effecting political change, they've been at it for a very long time. | ||
| I've been saying, if you think there is no 2020 foreshadow campaign, I gotta be honest with you. | ||
| Right, yes, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Well, and then the bridge collapsed. | ||
| Yes, yes, unfortunately, but that's not my problem, you bought it, I got your money. | ||
| I'm worried. | ||
| I'm worried that the news is so slow right now, you know, like there's not a lot of things happening. | ||
| That it's like the ocean receding before the big wave comes. | ||
| Because there's a lot of stuff happening, either symbolic or actually happening behind the scenes. | ||
| Have you seen these videos of the tidal waves? | ||
| Yeah, I've seen some. | ||
| It's remarkable. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I think that's us right now. | ||
| I think we're so deranged as a country because we've been stuck in campaign season since 2014. | ||
| It's been like a decade of Trump non-stop. | ||
| I'm also concerned that they're going to switch him out with Hillary. | ||
| Oh, I think it's going to be Whitmer. | ||
| they're getting washed away. I think that's us right now. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No way. | |
| Yeah. I think we're so deranged as a country because we've been stuck in | ||
| campaign season since 2014. Since like it's been like a decade of Trump non-stop. | ||
| I'm also concerned that they're gonna switch him out with Hillary. | ||
| Oh, I think it's gonna be Whitmer. | ||
| No way. Whitmer can't tell Hillary no. I don't think Hillary's gonna do it because she knows she's too toxic. | ||
| Hillary knows she's too toxic. | ||
| Really. | ||
| Hillary has that self-awareness. | ||
| Well, I think she knows that she won't be able to get in because of her perception. | ||
| She's Gollum. | ||
|
unidentified
|
She is. | |
| She is. | ||
| And Whitmer is too. | ||
| Hey, that's offensive. | ||
| It's Smeagol. | ||
| Whitmer is too, but I think my idea is... I used to think it was Newsom because he was like the golden child. | ||
| He can wait. | ||
| He can wait his roll. | ||
| I could see them... It's going to be Hillary and Newsom. | ||
| I could see Whitmer because I can see her making a sympathetic character. | ||
| Do you think it's going to be Clinton and Newsom 2024? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's the plan B. I would bet... If they have to pull Biden out, that's the plan B. It's a smart move for them. | ||
| There was a poll I did... I would just say one more point. | ||
| I've been saying this as much as possible because I hope that the more I say it, the less likely it is to become real. | ||
| I just put it out there, you know what I mean? | ||
| Well, you're manifesting. | ||
| I'm manifesting it. | ||
| So there was a poll that found something like, I think 38% of people, only 38% of people | ||
| believe Biden will make it to the end of a second term. | ||
| And the majority of people polled believe Kamala Harris will be president if Biden wins | ||
| 2024. | ||
| I don't, I don't know why I should believe that Biden could make it to the end of this | ||
| year. | ||
| And I wish him the best. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I want him health and comfort and happiness in his family and he should go retire. | ||
| Or Trump. | ||
| He's no spring chicken. | ||
| He's a heavy dude. | ||
| I mean, I wish nothing but health for him. | ||
| He can at least make somewhat of a sentence. | ||
| Trump's spry. | ||
| Yeah, but things happen all the time to people at that age. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| I want to know how many people think Biden's alive right now. | ||
| I'm one of those people. | ||
| He's not alive right now. | ||
| I don't think this is... There's like a White House necromancer who's just sweating his ass off, straining, like, I'm trying so hard! | ||
| I think it's a network of people. | ||
| It could be animatronics, deepfakes, green screens. | ||
| Who would be most likely, if you had to guess, who in politics is most likely to be a literal necromancer? | ||
| I don't know her. | ||
| Pelosi. | ||
| Her husband thing was like a ritual. | ||
| It probably has underground caverns. | ||
| I love how he's like, that was Pelosi. | ||
| Like immediately. | ||
| It's like Family Feud. | ||
| Who's the necromancer? | ||
| Oh, Pelosi. | ||
| And I love Nancy, don't get me wrong. | ||
| And she's been in for a long time, so it could just be natural. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| I got it. | ||
| It could be Elaine Chao. | ||
| I don't know her. | ||
| Mitch McConnell's wife. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| Because that's why he's freezing, because the spell's not working every so often. | ||
| She's working behind the scenes. | ||
| Have you seen those videos of the people kind of puppeteering behind politicians in Congress? | ||
| No. | ||
| Where they're like whispering behind them. | ||
| By the way, that's because they have a sprint. | ||
| To your point about the Russians with the brain-frying thing, are we going to talk about that? | ||
| Please. | ||
| I want to talk about something else real quick. | ||
| Okay, so, um, in seven days, there's going- Seven days. | ||
|
unidentified
|
In seven days. | |
| In seven days to die. | ||
| The sun will go dark. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| A dark shadow will sweep across this nation. | ||
| And the blood moon rises. | ||
| Starting with Eagle Pass, actually. | ||
| The eclipse is going to go directly over Eagle Pass. | ||
| So it'll be pure darkness. | ||
| Where we are in West Virginia, we're gonna get like 80 to 90% where you can see, it's really fun, I don't know if you've ever been in a partial eclipse where you can see little moons on the ground, like little crescents. | ||
| Is that right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, that's cool. | ||
| So what happens is when the moon blocks the sun, partially, Then there's a crescent shape of light beaming through, and when the focal points go through like the leaves of trees or whatever, on the ground you see a bunch of little moon shapes everywhere. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Am I going to be able to see it when I'm in Japan, or is it only North America? | ||
| Only North America. | ||
| You're not going to see it. | ||
| I'll get the next one. | ||
| But, apparently CERN is firing up on the same day, and NASA is launching three rockets into the solar eclipse next week. | ||
| And so, uh, the conspiracy universe is on fire right now. | ||
| Does it say the name of the rockets in this? | ||
| Isn't it Apep, after the Egyptian god of chaos? | ||
| Uh, is it really? | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Don't quote me yet, but I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Which is lined up with, like, the Lockheed Martin spy satellites, where it's like the patches say, the better the devil you know, or nothing beyond our reach. | ||
| But I'm pretty sure Apep, A-P-E-P, is one of the things that these rockets are named after. | ||
| Not in this article. | ||
| Oh, interesting. | ||
| The last time the CERN was fired off, the Guidestones blew up and Shinzo Abe was assassinated. | ||
| Was that like right before Trump became president? | ||
| No, this was only two years ago. | ||
| Okay, so all three of them are called APEP rockets. | ||
| APEP rockets, which is the Egyptian god for, I believe, chaos. | ||
|
unidentified
|
APEP? | |
| Yes, it's the snake that eats the sun every day. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think that's it. | ||
| APEP, yes. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Really? | |
| Yes. | ||
| Also known as Apophis. | ||
| Totally cool. | ||
| It's totally cool. | ||
| I mean, NASA only hired all the Nazis after World War II, and they're totally cool. | ||
| They're totally fine. | ||
| I'm not sure they're doing anything symbolic and evil up there. | ||
| They definitely hired a lot of Nazis after World War II. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They definitely did. | |
| Project Paperclip. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They're launching the three ro- Wait, wait, hold on. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This is intentional. | ||
| APEP EATS THE SUN?! | ||
| And they're firing APEP rockets at the eclipse?! | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's why the- The Egyptian Book of the Dead is- The official name is the Book of Coming-Forth-By-Day. | ||
| And maybe they've noticed solar interference at Saturn. | ||
| You know about Keck meme magic in 2016, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This is, we live in a simulation. | ||
| This is the final season. | ||
| I hope you guys are ready for the final season. | ||
| It's not the final season. | ||
| How many more seasons are there? | ||
| I don't know, but this isn't it. | ||
| Final season is Black Pill stuff. | ||
| I have optimism. | ||
| I'm not saying the final season is bad. | ||
| We still have to see Fetterman in the White House. | ||
| That's definitely going to happen. | ||
| It's season zero. | ||
| It's going to happen all over again. | ||
| You're watching Earth. | ||
| And this is the great climax of the final season, and then they might relaunch, they'll reboot Earth with like, Earth Rebooted, and it'll be starring Fetterman or something. | ||
| Starring Fetterman, Earth 2, the final reboot. | ||
| It'll be on Netflix in tipples black. | ||
| He wears all white. | ||
| Played by Trudeau. | ||
| Final season doesn't mean bad things happen. | ||
| It means this is when the hero wins, the story is resolved, and we live happily ever after. | ||
| So like, Donald Trump is gonna be riding that velociraptor with the machine gun, like in those pictures, you know what I mean? | ||
| Out of the eclipse. | ||
| To stop the rockets. | ||
| Okay, can I just pause real quick and say, this is actually really crazy that the rockets are called APEC and they're being fired at the sun. | ||
| Is APEC an acronym for something, or are they named after the god? | ||
| I'm sure they made up an acronym for it. | ||
| They're Atmospheric Perturbation Around Eclipse Path Rockets. | ||
| They did that on purpose! | ||
| Symbolic evil. | ||
| If I can take my tinfoil hat off. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's not really called Apep. | ||
| It's really called like Apopsis. | ||
| Like Apep is not really the name. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But Apep is close enough for me. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Apeppy or Apep. | ||
| I think it's a few different versions of this. | ||
| Apep's the name. | ||
| No, there's three different names, and the most common is, like, Apopsis. | ||
| It's not Ape- It's Apophis. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Apophis. | ||
| That's Greek, though. | ||
| Apep- Apep is Egyptian. | ||
| Apophis is Greek. | ||
| Same- Same- Same deity. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Same god. | |
| He's also not a big deal in Egyptian mythology. | ||
| Right, he battles- Well, I- Have you seen that movie? | ||
| Gods of Egypt, or whatever it was called? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| With, uh, it's where, like, the- I can barely remember the movie. | ||
| Set steals the power of Ra, or whatever. | ||
| No, no, no, not Ra, of, uh- Yes, that would be Ra. | ||
| Horus? | ||
| Or Cyrus? | ||
| No, Horus, I think. | ||
| Horus is the hawk. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And he has, like, they made a movie about this where, like, the hot guy flies around and then he goes up to a chariot or something in space and, like, Ra is there and chasing a giant Apophis or something. | ||
| Yes, that's correct. | ||
| That's what happens every day. | ||
| The Apophis eats the sun and then the sun, it becomes, it becomes nighttime and then every morning he gets defeated. | ||
| They made a movie. | ||
| I do think that the sun causes disturbance feedback in CERN, so they're probably waiting for a moment to block out the sun. | ||
| The moon has the magnetic torsion to it because of its makeup of iron, so they could be using that as a shielding mechanism. | ||
| That they're putting rockets up to watch atmospheric disturbance while it's happening. | ||
| I wonder what time they're firing CERN up. | ||
| Are they waiting for that exact moment? | ||
| 3.33, I don't know. | ||
| They have some weird time, I think, for all these things. | ||
| But they also found a ghost particle, they call it, in CERN recently. | ||
| What's it called? | ||
| I think they call it the ghost particle. | ||
| Just like they were looking for the Higgs boson, the god particle. | ||
| They found it. | ||
| Supposedly. | ||
| I've got bad news for you, Michael. | ||
| What? | ||
| So, this is a simulation, and we are just ancillary radio characters in the background when the main character is going on his adventure. | ||
| Who's the main character? | ||
| Trump, probably. | ||
| Do you just get to pick your guy when you start? | ||
| I think we're all the main guy. | ||
| Trump's the main guy, and like... | ||
| You know when you I mentioned this before it's like when you play Fallout and you have post-apocalyptic radio with Three Dog and like we're Three Dog we're just in the background talking about stuff and the main character is out there somewhere listening. | ||
| If this is a season like you're saying it would be Trump because the whole world shut down to destroy him. | ||
| You need to meet the elves my friend and then you'll be singing a different song. | ||
| DMT and smoking DMT, but really about geometry and about the Kabbalah, about the tree of life, about the pattern, the way the energy flows around the tree of life and the Kabbalah, and how if you can understand the language, and they're talking about this like ancient language, God would make vibrational sounds and they would see shapes, like cymatic shapes, and then they'd write those shapes down and equate those shapes to the noise that they'd heard, and that's their alphabet. | ||
| So like, if you can memorize the sound meaning, then when you go into the DMT realm and they show you all these geometric shapes, you know what it's saying. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Okay, wait. | ||
| Michael, have you met the elves? | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| But Ian, that was kind of circuitous, what you just said, and at first I'm like, okay, this is Ian going full Ian, and then you actually ended up in the correct, in a very smart place, which you often do. | ||
| So I have to think about what you just said, because that's really kind of interesting. | ||
| Thank you for waiting till the last minute. | ||
| I'm like that shadow guy in Final Fantasy VI. | ||
| If only when the mountain in the island is falling and you think everything's about to end, if you wait till the very last second, he jumps onto the ship with you, and then he joins you for the rest of the game. | ||
| There's a VI? | ||
| Have you seen The Elves? | ||
| It was actually three. | ||
| I'm not going to talk about felonies on this show. | ||
| Is it a felony? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I mean there's spiraling patterns. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, I heard of a guy one time on a podcast. | |
| I read, Vice had an article about this. | ||
| A guy wrote about doing DMT and he said that he met a purple woman. | ||
| You can just Google it and find the article, whatever. | ||
| And then, I don't know the full story, I can barely remember it, but he said, like, afterwards, he was talking to his friend, who also had done DMT, and he asked his friend what it was like, and he says he often talks to his purple woman, and the dude started freaking out, because he was like, the purple woman I met said she knew one of my friends. | ||
| I can go on about this at length, but one of the things, just completely, I'm not saying this as a mean to you, non-Ian perspective is, all these people who consume this or inhale the substance are having similar experiences and they don't have a scientific explanation of why, because it's very specific. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What do you think it is? | ||
| Extended state DMT is ongoing. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Extended state DMT experience. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Where people are put in beds and they put an IV drip DMT to put them in this state for hours. | ||
| Many, many. | ||
| I don't know the extent of it. | ||
| What if this is like, you know, have you seen Rick and Morty's playing Roy? | ||
| You know, it's a fairly common science fiction theme, but they basically go to Space Dave and Busters and they play a game called Roy, where you put on this headset and then you live a full normal Monday life. | ||
| And then he like, he lives to be 80 and then dies and then takes off the helmet. | ||
| And he's like, I'm Roy, I'm Morty. | ||
| And hey, you just bought, you sold guns to, like he comes back to him. | ||
| What if that's all it is? | ||
| And when you take DMT, you're basically forcing the headset off. | ||
| And so, like, everyone's sitting around you, and you're playing this video game, and then all of a sudden, your headset's coming off. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Like, what are you doing? | |
| What are you doing? | ||
| All you see is, like, binary. | ||
| You see electrical current. | ||
| You're like, this is making no sense. | ||
| But if you understand what the impulses actually are telling the machine to tell you, then you can, like, read the current. | ||
| I think it dissolves the veil between this and whatever else is out there. | ||
| I haven't done DMT, but I've spent many years doing a lot of other things. | ||
| And on some of those things, I was in other places, whether it was more pattern-based places or places with kind of like Machine Elves, but I don't think I'd call them that from the descriptions I heard of Machine Elves. | ||
| But I think you just are able to trespass into a place you're not usually allowed in. | ||
| And if you're lucky, you come back. | ||
| What say you, Michael Mannis? | ||
| Well said. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Well, I think you're already in there, but you don't maybe allowed, like, because it'll try and twist your brain away from it. | ||
| You know, your brain's got this built in, like, defense mechanism where it doesn't want to see it almost, where it's like, you got to ignore that part of it for now to survive. | ||
| It's also like trying to explain a cube to a two dimensional being, right? | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Well, the stories I've heard are that there are demons who will offer you the deal. | ||
| I've heard that. | ||
| That they've been approached by entities who will say, I'll give you access to great knowledge and it's a deal. | ||
| Accept the deal. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What do I get? | ||
| You get all these great things. | ||
| What do you want in exchange? | ||
| Don't worry about it. | ||
| That's the general idea that multiple people have told me that and different people who don't know each other who are, but, but these are people who are Christian and have also done DMT. | ||
| So you think that you're going to say something cool? | ||
| I was going to say, on the other hand, there are people who think that once you break that veil, you can become kind of a so-called chiropractor of reality and kind of nudge things into the way that they're supposed to be. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Like, like Neo and the Matrix? | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| So you can, like, bend reality? | ||
| Like, you can bring Berenstain Bears back. | ||
| No, just kind of like if things are wrong, like you're empowered to kind of shift them and have them in a more | ||
| positive and aligned direction. | ||
| What if it was always Berenstain Bears, but then the Large Hadron Collider shattered reality a little bit and then it's | ||
| like, turned the A into an E and now we're all just supposed to | ||
| accept it? | ||
| I just had this actually happen over, like, yesterday. | ||
| I was with my friend, Michael Wolf, who's a strength coach, and he has a dog, and his dog... Love that guy. | ||
| Yeah, the dog's name's Chops. | ||
| Great dog. | ||
| And I had remembered, and I still have no expression for this, that he had done a DNA test on the dog, and the dog is very big and has a great day in coloration. | ||
| It's like black on the back with a white chest and white feet. | ||
| I don't know any other dog that looks like a Great Dane. | ||
| I don't have that many dog friends. | ||
| back to something else and there's no Great Dane and he goes I've never had | ||
| this dog DNA tested I go I don't know any other dog that looks like a Great | ||
| Dane I don't have the many dog friends I'm positive we had this conversation | ||
| because it was so odd that this dog is not Park Right Dane goes I don't want to | ||
| know what he is I mean he's clearly partly Great Dane like what and I'm like | ||
| Like, I have no explanation. | ||
| Do you think sometimes false memories come from dreams? | ||
| You don't rethink? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or it could be some kind of sliding, like, like, you know, like the very thin. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Something else you said. | ||
| Sliding, yeah. | ||
| I have no explanation for this. | ||
| You just reminded me that Aleister Crowley also summoned a demon on April 8th. | ||
| Crowley. | ||
| Crowley, sorry. | ||
| Crowley sounds so much better. | ||
| I just lost an auction for one of his signed books. | ||
| Someone paid 11 grand for it. | ||
| So, oh my goodness. | ||
| Do you know what I'm talking about though? | ||
| When he summoned the demon on April 8th, which is the same day they're doing all this stuff? | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| No, I don't know this story. | ||
| He claims to have talked to a demon for three days. | ||
| I'll look it up. | ||
| It's called divorce court. | ||
| What if the reality is the higher power, be it whatever you'd like to call it, does play an active role in the universe, but we can't perceive it when it happens? | ||
| I think that's true. | ||
| And we all shift along with it. | ||
| I think that's true. | ||
| We are pieces of the universe, right? | ||
| We're all comprised of the matter of the universe, we eat it, it becomes us, our bodies are of it. | ||
| So if there is a shift to the whole universe, we are a component, we shift along with it. | ||
| Yeah, but we're also changing the universe with our own shape. | ||
| So like, if we're like part of the membrane of reality that's vibrating and causing the shapes as we know it, not only is the universe vibrating and causing us to change shape, we are influencing that vibration with our behavior, and then causing the entire subsystem, or macro, whatever you want to call it, super system, to change. | ||
| This isn't a gotcha question. | ||
| It sounded like a gotcha question. | ||
| But your life and what you're doing with this show, in a way, is indistinguishable if life was a simulation and you're a video game. | ||
| It's kind of insane what this show is, right? | ||
| Presidential candidates come here, you just talk to them, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I mean, that must be a simulation, I guess. | ||
| But it's indistinguishable. | ||
| It's just so crazy if you sit down and think about it. | ||
| But the reality is also this, like, isn't that just life? | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Well, sure, sure. | ||
| We've talked about before, even before the show, just life in general, you have these weird synchronicities you find yourself in. | ||
| Like, you know, throughout my whole life, there's been just weird moments. | ||
| Like, how is this happening? | ||
| Meeting Curvonagant's widow or something like this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Curvonagant means a lot to me, you know? | ||
| One thing that I've told this story before, when I was like 15, I was watching a skate video and I was making fun of the skateboarders to my friends who were standing behind me. | ||
| We were watching. | ||
| We're like, ah, these people are losers. | ||
| And then like two months, two months later I met them and then I felt really bad. | ||
| And I was like, they were really nice to me and they were cheering me on and they were giving me high fives. | ||
| And all my friends were sitting there like they knew that I was like this little, you know, just this little dick on the internet. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right. | |
| And then, but, but here's the thing. | ||
| I thought to myself, I was like, wow, that's really embarrassing. | ||
| I feel bad because these are actually cool kids. | ||
| Like these are cool people. | ||
| We should skate together. | ||
| And then when I was like 18, a similar thing happened where my friends were all hanging out. | ||
| We watch a skate video and I'm like, this is the stupidest thing. | ||
| I was like, that person's so goofy looking. | ||
| And then like a year later they showed up to a skate park I was at and they were like, Hey, cool. | ||
| Nice to meet you. | ||
| And I was like, these are the nicest people. | ||
| And then at that point I'm like 19 and I was like, I will never disparage another stranger again. | ||
| That lasts a five minutes. | ||
| In that way though, for no reason, like just trying to be a snarky cool kid who thought I was better and I was gonna insult people. | ||
| If you can criticize people accurately and you still can maintain kindness, you're not hateful about it, they don't want to be around you. | ||
| Even if you think they're your like opponents, if you're accurate in your criticism, they hear you, they'll come to you. | ||
| If it comes from a place of kindness, People talk about having a case of the Mondays. | ||
| Last Monday, I was flying to New York and the worst way to wake up is when you're on a flight and you hear the person directly behind you on the plane scream, someone please help me. | ||
| And I look and he had his hands around the person next to him's throat. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Whoa! | |
| And I don't know if it's a function of, I've watched too many YouTube airplane freakouts. | ||
| I'm like, okay, cool, this is happening. | ||
| And my first thought was, should I film it? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| And then I'm like, if I film it, should I yell out, world stop! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| But there was no part of me that's like, I'm in trouble. | ||
| Like I knew this isn't how I die. | ||
| And it's really weird to have that knowledge. | ||
| And it's a spoiler alert just to ruin the story. | ||
| The guy's mom was having a seizure and she wasn't breathing and she's fine now. | ||
| I've never seen someone have a seizure before. | ||
| It's very disturbing because there was, it was like a mannequin. | ||
| Like her face was completely blank. | ||
| It was, I've never seen anything like it before since. | ||
| Important PSA to the general public. | ||
| I went to, I went to What do you call it? | ||
| There was like a fundraiser event and it was a politician who was raising money for epilepsy awareness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he's had movies and made people think that a seizure is a guy screaming and shaking violently. | ||
| And he was like, often a seizure will be you're in the middle of talking to someone and they just stop talking. | ||
| And then everyone's snapping their fingers like, hey, are you still there? | ||
| And they're not answering you. | ||
| And then they just all of a sudden go right back into their sentence. | ||
| And people will laugh and be like, haha, that was so silly not realizing this person could have just died. | ||
| So people need to understand that. | ||
| They rebooted. | ||
| And by the way, IWAS is the entity that Crowley talked to on April 8th. | ||
| How do you spell that? | ||
| A-I-W-A-S-S I think that's how you say it, but I said Crowley wrong, so who knows. | ||
| Well, I don't know about all that, but we do have some conspiracy theories for you that we should get into now. | ||
| We have this from the Daily Mail. | ||
| Ex-National Security Advisor John Bolton, we trust him, warns Russia is very likely behind Havana syndrome amid fears it's being used as energy weapon as he claims it isn't being taken seriously. | ||
| As soon as John Bolton comes out and claims it's Russia, I immediately say it's probably not. | ||
| But the story is that 60 Minutes ran a story where they said they had a whistleblower claiming that Russia has energy weapons. | ||
| They park cars near U.S. | ||
| intelligence agents' domiciles or places of work. | ||
| And the people report hearing things like a marble rolling down steel or a ringing. | ||
| And then, all of a sudden, over a period of time, they start becoming dizzy. | ||
| They they they their brain can't process stairs anymore. | ||
| They become light sensitive and have to wear special glasses. | ||
| One woman said she went to the doctor and got a brain scan and the doctor said there are holes in your brain like that have just developed like rather rapidly. | ||
| So the question is. | ||
| Do Russian spies have weapons to scramble the brains of humans? | ||
| This isn't the first time I've heard of something like this, because I know there are these compilations of people, and I know Judge Judy is one of them, where, like, there's newscasters, or, like, prominent personalities, and they're talking, and then they just... And, like, their mouth doesn't work, and it's... If you look up this clip... What? | ||
| Look up, Judge Judy forgets how to talk, and it's not a stroke, and there's, like, a... This happens... There's, like, a lot of these videos that I've seen, This Havana syndrome's been around since I think the 70s, whenever they were, this is where it comes from, Havana, Cuba, and they purportedly were experimenting on American troops. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Are you sure? | |
| Pause, I've seen this judge, this isn't a sliding door. | ||
| It's one of those, yeah. | ||
| No, but the title is not good. | ||
| No, but Judge Judy forgets how to speak. | ||
| Shout out to Judge Judy. | ||
| I mean, the Russians could be doing it, but this totally doesn't sound like anything we do to ourselves. | ||
| Yeah, I think first answer to the question you asked him, do they have, probably they do have the tech, and makes me think that we also have the tech. | ||
| When your government warmongers come out and tell you that the enemy has a weapon, that probably means that you have the weapon and have been using it. | ||
| It just so happens that the people they want us to not like are doing something as bad. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Is this it? | |
| Judge Judy makes noises and speaks gibberish? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes! | |
| You know we're doing it the whole time. | ||
| Well, I think I'm gonna do this! | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. I think I'm gonna do this. Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling! | |
| No, this is just... | ||
| That is certainly not it. That is Hergis insulting people. | ||
| So, yeah, I've not heard this. | ||
| What, you think they're firing energy weapons at, like, people on TV to mix them up in the middle of their communication? | ||
| Is that what you're insinuating? | ||
| Could it be that Jim Carrey was given the powers of God and is just getting revenge on his enemies? | ||
| Or, I heard that he put on this mask on his hand. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, on his hand, yeah. And then it took over his body and you can only imagine where it went from there. | ||
| I think it was called the hand. | ||
| The best part about that is, Michael, is that when we clip this segment out of the main show, | ||
| people have no idea what you are talking about. | ||
| What a sick mind he has. That's so gross. | ||
| No, the best thing is that that mask just went on auction last week. | ||
| The real mask? | ||
| Yes. And during that auction, I won one of the Lament Configurations from one of the Hellraiser movies | ||
| and Lord Fornicus's orb from Cabin in the Woods. | ||
| And they're both going into my bedroom, where they belong. | ||
| But the mask, you just- was just out of your- I can't find this thing you're referring to. | ||
| I'll look for it, I'll look for it. | ||
| I just started listening to the Hellraiser book. | ||
| There's like- but there's like video compilations of news anchors who just break down and can't talk? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That sounds like Bruce Almighty. | ||
| Sounds like Mitch McConnell. | ||
| Yeah, I mean people are just having strokes. | ||
| But they've been developing weapons like this for decades. | ||
| You said 70s. | ||
| She's calling it a mini-stroke. | ||
| Mini-stroke? | ||
| She's calling it a mini-stroke. | ||
| And then there's a CNN one. | ||
| CNN's host suffers a stroke on air. | ||
| I can see. | ||
| Some of us will be dehydrated up there. | ||
| Ian, how many times have you done this show? | ||
| Have you ever been dehydrated that you don't know how to talk? | ||
| We all want that, Ian. | ||
| Insert derogatory term. | ||
| I'm not one of them. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, no. | |
| I'm health-based first. | ||
| But night after night after night, you're getting... Judy is probably in her 50s or 60s. | ||
| She's not doing it live. | ||
| She does this like an hour a day. | ||
| But maybe with the hot lights, too. | ||
| There's someone in the crowd with a machine making her stop talking. | ||
| Yeah, I can't find the video of this. | ||
| I can see the story. | ||
| If you go to YouTube and look, I found it. | ||
| There's like a million of them. | ||
| So they didn't scrub it after the news came out of the Brain Holes machine? | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Oh wow, this Havana Syndrome thing's been around recently. | ||
| Beginning of 2017, more people have been reporting it. | ||
| I'll find a compilation. | ||
| The one lady said that her cell phone battery was about to explode from her being attacked. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, I can only find videos of her talking about having had a mini stroke, but I can't find any videos of it. | ||
| So this is like the Havana Syndrome medical condition report by US and Canadian government officials and military personnel, primarily in overseas locations reported symptoms range from ringing in the ears, cognitive dysfunction and pain. | ||
| And they were first reported in 2016. | ||
| It sounds like high tech weaponry. | ||
| Totally possible that we all have this technology. | ||
| Yeah, and it was tested overseas on purpose because they didn't want to do it in Baltimore. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And then we also take into account that CBS is reporting on this. | ||
| And I was thinking about Tim and talking about thinking about Gell-Mann's amnesia. | ||
| And this is a great example of it. | ||
| Like CBS 60 Minutes just a little bit ago got in trouble for the deceptively editing the Moms for Liberty interview. | ||
| So you're going to know that they're bad with that. | ||
| Why would anyone trust this? | ||
| Because it seems like they're just getting intel from an officer. | ||
| So a boat crashes into one of two support columns taking out the One of the largest ports in the country and disabling East Coast hazmat or crippling East Coast hazmat transportation. | ||
| And within hours they go, we didn't investigate, but it's an accident. | ||
| There's no sign of terror. | ||
| Nothing to see here. | ||
| They didn't literally say we didn't investigate. | ||
| They were just like, come on, you can't investigate in five hours. | ||
| But they came out and said, no signs of terrorism, it's just an accident. | ||
| And I'm like, okay, I can believe that, that's fine, that's fine. | ||
| That this ship, at the right moment, lost power, at the right time, kicked it on, at the right time, fully revved its engines, forcing it to steer right into that pillar, and a lot of people think it's an accident, fine. | ||
| But then, within a couple days, they come on back, and also, Russia has magic weapons, I shouldn't say magic, but Russia has energy weapons that can fry holes in your brains, and we should go to war with them. | ||
| Also, we're gonna say it on April 1st, so it might mean it's a joke. | ||
| Also, it might get lost in the moment before. | ||
| I can't believe they scrubbed this. | ||
| Like, there's all these articles about it, but you can't find the video of Judge Judy. | ||
| Is this another Mandela effect? | ||
| No, but there's articles about Judge Judy, so I put mini-stroke live on air, but whatever, it doesn't matter. | ||
| But not live. | ||
| Not live, it was live. | ||
| Oh, but she said she taped her shows. | ||
| But it's live on tape, do you know what I mean? | ||
| The air date. | ||
| I get you now. | ||
| The 60-minute special about the Havana syndrome, it all just seems like straight-up propaganda to me. | ||
| Dude, they're probably got lasers from orbit, not lasers, radio microwaves. | ||
| They give us like footage of a 15 mile police chase with a supposing Russian spy who they supposedly give us his name and then they say he went back to Russia and then now they have a death certificate. | ||
| How would this energy weapon work? | ||
| Like if I can't have any precision if you're like inside a building and I'm pointing something at you. | ||
| It depends on the frequency and what the walls are made of. | ||
| Maybe it's like those acoustic satellite things or not satellites but those things on top of trucks to get rid of dispersed crowds. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| Active denial systems. | ||
| I forget what it's called but it does like a high pitch or something to get rid of the whole crowd. | ||
| But that doesn't target one person. | ||
| It targets like a group of people. | ||
| My point is like if I want to take out Ian and not me and you and Tim and I'm outside in some van. | ||
| You'd have to triangulate beams into one location and pinpoint it on their brain or something like that. | ||
| It's called talking plasma. | ||
| They have that technology too where they can make you hear things. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh wow. | |
| Teleport sound. | ||
| But I think if we know that they can do the crowd dispersal thing, I typically tend to think that these evil people have access to technology further and more. | ||
| I agree with that, broadly speaking, but holes in the brain sounds like a lot of work to do remotely. | ||
| Well, first thing I thought was if it was doing like a magnetic frequency in the brain and creating a pattern, it was like it like pushed open, like magnetically pushed the brain open in areas and created divots, kind of could have done that, like bent the mind, bent the brain. | ||
| I wonder what holes in the brain even if that's like when I'm watching that and I'm seeing that lady talk about it, I'm like, that could be propaganda. | ||
| Right, like you might not have even been told. | ||
| Like babies in incubators. | ||
| That's Iraq propaganda. | ||
| In the 60 Minutes program, they're like, we talked to one person who we can't tell you his name, nor the agency he works for. | ||
| And it's all just like, everything seems like a narrative they created to scare people. | ||
| It is a narrative. | ||
| It's Russia. | ||
| We want you to be scared of Russia, because we're going to war with Russia soon, and we need to muster up public support. | ||
| Putin can put holes in your brain. | ||
| Did you see on Drudge, they're talking about Putin's thinking about using nukes. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, to be fair, Putin is saying he wants these nukes. | ||
| I know, but my point is, is that an argument to extend this war? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| He's saying because he has to. | ||
| If you're the world leader and you have nuclear arms, you've got to say, nuclear arms are on the table, by the way. | ||
| Yeah, and you can't hug your family with nuclear arms. | ||
| Unfortunately, no, you're right. | ||
| Unless they have lead chests. | ||
| I will kill you myself. | ||
| Like Michael Malice. | ||
| I stole that joke from Family Guy. | ||
| I have no original humor. | ||
| And then Adam Carolla, as death, kills her. | ||
| Yes, he does. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Adam Carolla, as death. | |
| Death was on a date and the girl goes, you can't hug the world nuclear arms. | ||
| And he's like, what are you talking about? | ||
| And he just leans over and touches her and she dies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was his deal with Peter or whatever. | ||
| He's struggling to pick up this chick at the cafe. | ||
| But then she says a whole bunch of things about eating meat and he's like, what are you talking about? | ||
| Animals kill each other all the time. | ||
| She's like, animals don't have war. | ||
| That's why, you know, like we shouldn't eat them. | ||
| And he's like, what do you mean? | ||
| They kill each other all the time. | ||
| And she's like, and nuclear arms, you can't hug your family with nuclear arms. | ||
| And then he just touches her hand and she just dies. | ||
| Yeah, the Animal Kingdom. | ||
| Great segue to World War III. | ||
| The Animal Kingdom bypasses war. | ||
| I mean, World War III is genocide on itself. | ||
| We've been in it. | ||
| Yeah, there's been articles for a year now that we're in World War III. | ||
| We've been in since 9-11. | ||
| There's been articles for a year getting people used to the idea. | ||
| We just gotta admit that we're the aggressors. | ||
| That's what we gotta look at. | ||
| If we're gonna talk about World War III, the United States aggressed it and started it in 2001 when they went into Afghanistan. | ||
| That was insane World War III crap. | ||
| Ian, this may come as a surprise to you, but the world existed before you were born. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, we could go back, but like the end, maybe the World War Two never ended. | ||
| They just had a cold war for a while, and then they, now they're, they're back. | ||
| Like we were in Iraq. | ||
| I think we should nuke Germany. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| We were in World War Two. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We were, we were in Iraq, Desert Storm. | |
| We weren't mobilized for military, like, global war until 2001. | ||
| That's not true, dude. | ||
| The whole world mobilized behind the US. | ||
| You could have had a world war before 2001, stupid. | ||
| Ian, I think because you lived 9-11, you have 9-11 PTSD. | ||
| 9-11 gave the US carte blanche to declare war on the world, basically. | ||
| And anyone that wasn't with us was against us. | ||
| We had that already, though. | ||
| We had that. | ||
| Because, like, you think about Eisenhower with the military-industrial complex. | ||
| He saw things happening already. | ||
| They were coalescing that power. | ||
| And when was the last declaration of war? | ||
| The Gulf of Tonkin incident was a false flag the U.S. | ||
| Yeah, so what do you always bring this up? It's like, oh, 9-11 did. I'm like, dude, they were doing these things well | ||
| before. | ||
| 9-11 was just another major component of it. | ||
| Vietnam was pretty horrific. | ||
| The Goldilocks-Tonkin incident, you want to talk about declaring war? The Goldilocks-Tonkin incident was a false | ||
| flag the US used justifying entering the Vietnam War. | ||
| Done by Jim Morrison's father. | ||
| So it could be like what we call World War I, II, and III is all just one protracted hundred years war. | ||
| But that started in 1916, 1914. | ||
| But the reality is... | ||
| Started in 1913 with the Federal Reserve Act. | ||
| We draw these distinctions because the world is always in a state of conflict. It's just to varying degrees. | ||
| And the last hundred years has been global. | ||
| And then, after this next great war, whatever it actually becomes, when it goes fully hot and international, there will be an effort to create a new world order, as George H.W. | ||
| Bush said in the late 80s, early 90s, and they will try to use the conflict to justify a singular global authority for law enforcement. | ||
| And they got the information, whether intentionally or otherwise, during COVID, how much Americans would put up with. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right. | |
| And the answer is a lot. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Totally right. | ||
| Global citizens as well, but yeah, Americans particularly, because that's the bastion of freedom. | ||
| We turned our neighbors in, quickly, in this country. | ||
| Who did? | ||
| I sure did! | ||
| The general whiz. | ||
| No, no, I did, because they were fat and they were old. | ||
| Get them out of here! | ||
| You're making me look fat, fatty! | ||
| Remember that bill in New York they were trying to pass where like, we can come to your house and take you out if you're a threat to the health of your community? | ||
| Is that a thing? | ||
| They didn't pass it, but they've been trying to pass it for years and then it came back during COVID. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What if Trump wins? | |
| He begins the mass deportation efforts. | ||
| Democrats, along with their international cohorts, begin producing a mass propaganda campaign of people being loaded onto trains and buses and put in cages, and they say that Trump is enacting a second holocaust, justifying an international response which spirals into a World War III, which results in the U.S. | ||
| Having some kind of international force against it, where it loses. | ||
| Let's get even, before we even get to that, I don't think anyone watching this has a doubt that if Donald Trump tries to do this, Kathy Hochul, New York state's governor, Gavin Newsom, governor of California, would not mobilize their National Guard, or whatever it is, to defy the federal government. | ||
| I think that's a given. | ||
| Can we not agree on that? | ||
| They would. | ||
| It's their state's right to do it. | ||
| The inverse of what Abbott did. | ||
| Yes, they would absolutely do it. | ||
| They'd go, you are not coming here. | ||
| We are protecting these people from your evil Donald Trump Nazism. | ||
| And then they would muster up support from foreign countries. | ||
| The U.S. | ||
| will be gutted and destroyed. | ||
| Everything Donald Trump has done will be propagandized as the second Hitler. | ||
| And then they will use that as justification for a new world order. | ||
| The liberal economic order created after World War II to stabilize the planet was not strong enough, and this will be the creation of It won't be overnight that there is a one world government. | ||
| It will be that the UN gets law enforcement and policing powers within the jurisdictions of other countries at their own discretion. | ||
| Here's the other point I had to make is people don't appreciate that if the Republicans don't have like huge majorities in both houses, Mitch McConnell or the Mitch McConnell successor doesn't care about President Trump. | ||
| So if there's another impeachment, Mitch McConnell, if there was a third impeachment and Mitch McConnell was the majority leader, Trump would be removed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he'd be like, we don't need this guy. | ||
| I would get the 60, 64, 67 votes in two seconds. | ||
| Yeah, true. | ||
| There's 17 Republicans for sure who would vote for another impeachment if the party sat them down. | ||
| We've definitely got to maintain control of the world, of our country, basically. | ||
| Because if the United States loses control, the global bankers, this new world order will be like, see, nations couldn't handle themselves and it caused too much global war. | ||
| There would be a world court, not like the current one, but like a really one with muscle behind it, a world army It would be absolute madness. | ||
| In Australia, I've heard recently, they're now removing ATMs. | ||
| They're going cashless. | ||
| They're attempting to go cashless by 2030 in Australia. | ||
| Is it because of the environment? | ||
| Is that what they're saying? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't know yet, but I think... Guys, guys, guys! | |
| They're saying it's demand. | ||
| They're saying people don't use banks to pull cash anymore. | ||
| Everything's digital, so without demand, there's no reason. | ||
| The next step is the handship. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Remember when Alex Jones was crazy for talking about this? | ||
| Shout out to Amy Dangerfield, who just did an expose on it yesterday. | ||
| Part one of three. | ||
| Check out Amy Dangerfield on YouTube. | ||
| It's terrifying. | ||
| This is on the Australian? | ||
| Yeah, in Australia. | ||
| And then they're denying it. | ||
| News has been like, oh, no, no, that was the screen shot. | ||
| Was it fake? | ||
| That's not really happening. | ||
| Everybody that's freaking out. | ||
| But what? | ||
| So what they want now, then the Mark of the Beast, I think, is the actual microchip to buy and sell stuff without cash. | ||
| That's obvious. | ||
| And if the power goes out, I don't think it'll be a microchip. | ||
| What do you think it's gonna be? | ||
| Your phone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why would you need the microchip? | ||
| Enough people would be, like, averse to the idea. | ||
| People are addicted to their phones. | ||
| It's a tracking device. | ||
| Look at Hasan, and that whole thing that happened with him where his viewership declined, and then he went on this, like, depressive tirade about... What's... Hasan who? | ||
| Hasan Piker. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| He's the most prominent leftist streamer. | ||
| His viewership drops, and he's posting... He's posting horrible things, and, like, oh, I can't believe this, and he was threatening self-harm and things like that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Really? | |
| Wow. | ||
| How long to leave Dylan Mulvaney's himself? | ||
| So the issue is people are addicted to the likes they get. | ||
| The machine was built addictive on purpose. | ||
| Ten years ago, Twitter had been talking about getting rid of the retweet counter and the | ||
| like counter. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They knew that it was creating this addiction and they keep it. | ||
| Why? | ||
| It's a control mechanism to keep people addicted. | ||
| They have to get the social validation. | ||
| People will march in lockstep with the government. | ||
| The government says jump because they want to make sure they get those clicks. | ||
| So Elon buying Twitter is great, turning in tax. | ||
| But if the lockdowns happened, And we already saw this half measure with Twitter and Facebook and YouTube. | ||
| You could not ask questions. | ||
| You could say very little without being removed because they wanted to make sure they control the opinion. | ||
| And there were people who knew exactly What was going on, but were concerned if I say the wrong thing, they will delete my channel. | ||
| So, uh, shout out to the anti-SJWs of the 2010s, who for SOME REASON vanished off the face of the earth, or started claiming that they were leftists. | ||
| Why? | ||
| They got scared they would lose their like machine, and they didn't want to get banned. | ||
| And they were crazy to get scared. | ||
| No, but they're cowards. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, but they were right to be scared, and it's unfortunate. | ||
| It's the way you deal with fear is what makes you. | ||
| You get to decide. | ||
| Are you a coward, or are you going to go face the fear? | ||
| Shout out to Chris Ragon for deleting his video, Punch a Nazi. | ||
| Do you ever see this one? | ||
| Oh, he deleted it? | ||
| I think he turned it private, so you can only find it by looking at videos of people who re-uploaded it. | ||
| How long did it take for him to delete it? | ||
| I think it was only up for a couple, for a year or two or something. | ||
| I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| But for those that don't know, this is a video where it's a, it's a, it's like an, it's like a Weird Al style version, parody, where he took the song Paparazzi by Lady Gaga and wrote a song called Punch a Nazi. | ||
| And the joke of the song is that it's about a guy who everyone everywhere is a Nazi no matter what they're doing. | ||
| And it's a hilarious takedown of this mass formation psychosis. | ||
| And then I guess some leftists were like, you're helping Nazis. | ||
| So he took it down. | ||
| It's remarkable. | ||
| I thought it was the other way around. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, he got, apparently many people have said he got scared and he took it down. | ||
| And he's staying away from politics and culture and stuff. | ||
| Is that the guy from Comptown? | ||
| No. | ||
| Cool name, though. | ||
| Oh, I don't know, I'll look it up. | ||
| Is it spelled the way I think it is? | ||
| It's his Chris-something, I thought. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, there are... Oh, this is the guy with the girlfriend who was red-pilled, right? | ||
| Oh, he was dating Lacey Green. | ||
| Yeah, that's the one. | ||
| And she was a feminist. | ||
| Mullen, Stavros. | ||
| Nick Mullen, okay. | ||
| There were a bunch of... Sorry, I know I got the confused. | ||
| In the 2010s, there were a bunch of, like, anti-SJWs. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And many of them are now anti-Trump. | ||
| They stay out of politics. | ||
| They're terrified. | ||
| Some of them have denounced other people. | ||
| They're absolutely terrified to be involved. | ||
| I understand the fear of talking about politics. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I feel that fear every day when I come on this show and try and be honest or choose honesty in this realm. | ||
| But you have to face it. | ||
| If you don't, they're going to do it for you and they're not going to do it for you. | ||
| You know what Ayn Rand said? | ||
| I'm not brave enough to be a coward. | ||
| But you know, here's my question. | ||
| What are people scared of? | ||
| And you can comment and you can chat and tell me genuinely. | ||
| I can understand the obvious. | ||
| I have kids. | ||
| I can't lose my job. | ||
| Plainly obvious. | ||
| What are people afraid of? | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| It's imagine being in the 60s and coming out to your parents. | ||
| Now imagine your parents are blue-pilled and they have a view of Trump and you're like, you know what? | ||
| I don't think Trump's so bad. | ||
| For them, you're basically a crazy person as their son. | ||
| That's not a minor consideration. | ||
| But what's the fear though? | ||
| But the fear is that they're going to be kicked out of the house, that they're going to be regarded as an outgroup by their loved ones. | ||
| For a lot of people, their family is their mechanism of support. | ||
| If my sister was vaccinating her, giving the kids boosters every five minutes, and I was skeptical about that, I want to see my nephews. | ||
| That's a huge deal! | ||
| I think what Michael's saying is like the soft launch of the social credit system. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then the government wants to adopt that and then, you know, own it and then destroy everyone's lives, which is why what's in Australia is terrifying. | ||
| I think people are afraid of losing the money and the family like that. | ||
| I think that there is a decent Probability that the future, the timeline we're on is Trump wins, they accuse him of being Hitler, international outcry, civil conflict in the United States resulting in the destruction of the Constitutional Republic, the narrative that Trump was a Hitler 2.0, they start destroying | ||
| Our like our version of events the truth basically they start pushing propagandistic worldviews they start releasing information that's that's just falsified to justify why Trump is bad and then in 50 years there's a one world legal authority and this country has no borders They're newcomers, they're citizens and undocumented citizens. | ||
| I think there's a strong possibility that's the timeline. | ||
| I don't agree. | ||
| I think it's a possibility, but I have... I'm not saying it's absolute, I'm saying... I got you. | ||
| I am far more hopeful about the future of this country. | ||
| What do you see? | ||
| No, but I'm talking about the world. | ||
| I think if they had their druthers, this would happen tomorrow. | ||
| There's no question about that. | ||
| Like, what does the world do in response to a Trump, like, a Trump 100% administration? | ||
| He goes and he does exactly what he said he's gonna do and he does it all. | ||
| He fires, he schedule Fs, he cuts off the foreign wars, he brings the troops back. | ||
| But there's so many ifs there that, I mean, if Trump was what they were saying Trump was, we wouldn't be where we are in 2024. | ||
| Where would it be? | ||
| I don't know, but it certainly would be a completed, unrecognized country from where we ended up being. | ||
| I also think when you ask the world what they're going to do, I think the whole world's on fire in their own ways. | ||
| We were just talking about Belgium before. | ||
| It's like they're almost too distracted. | ||
| I mean, they could do the whole anti-Jordan Peterson thing and not worry about their bed, and then go worry about the rest of the world, which is what a lot of people on the left might do, and a lot of the people in the politics right now in general. | ||
| But I don't know if playing the Hitler card is going to work as well as it did last time. | ||
| And now we're seeing like Michael Rapaport come around. | ||
| Like, I don't know. | ||
| Do you think that's going to be as effective? | ||
| I think it would be. | ||
| If you're actually rounding up people en masse, which none of us have seen in our lifetime, they can say with a straight face, this is unprecedented. | ||
| Where's it going to stop? | ||
| Next, it's going to be gay people, they're going to say. | ||
| And then everyone's going to be like, okay, this isn't just him on Twitter. | ||
| This is something really happening. | ||
| And it's very easy to make this country pound. | ||
| And newcomers has actually become adopted by them. | ||
| More and more, Democrats are calling illegal immigrants newcomers. | ||
| That's so smart of them. | ||
| People underestimate how smart the Democrats are at branding. | ||
| That's why I keep saying criminal alien. | ||
| That's why I said stop saying illegal immigrant, push back. | ||
| They're criminal aliens. | ||
| Do newcomers have a color on that flag yet? | ||
| We should. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We should promote that. | |
| They take the little triangle and put a sombrero on it. | ||
| You know, whenever I listen to you guys, anybody really talk about a potential future, my brain goes through contingencies. | ||
| Okay, check. | ||
| That's okay. | ||
| Next step? | ||
| Nah. | ||
| So I'm listening to you, Tim, talk about Trump gets elected. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Green light. | ||
| Next step. | ||
| He starts rounding up. | ||
| Immediate red light. | ||
| That will not work. | ||
| If he starts rounding people up, game over. | ||
| What does that mean, game over? | ||
| The entire country will dissolve into civil war. | ||
| Foreign corporations will take over. | ||
| So we can't let that. | ||
| We got to somehow change his tactics. | ||
| But it won't be overnight. | ||
| Trump will begin the process to announce the deportation of criminal aliens. | ||
| You will then start to see Customs and Border Protection get heavy-handed. | ||
| There will be either a manufactured or accidental mass death incident at the border. | ||
| This is one thing that I fear considering you just had They released the migrants who literally attacked National Guard who are armed, and the Republicans are seeking authorization for the use of lethal force on the border. | ||
| And we know the cartels doing the human smuggling are armed as well. | ||
| We are dangerously close to an armed conflict at the border. | ||
| Democrats will frame it as Trump ordering innocent refugees and asylum seekers to be killed or something like that. | ||
| As you mentioned, California, New York, probably Illinois, and Michigan probably will say, This is insane, we refuse, we will not participate, and then Trump's gonna say something like, the federal government has supremacy and we will go in and be deporting these criminal aliens. | ||
| And here's the thing, California, Arizona and New Mexico all have Democrat governors. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The governor of New Mexico is a complete loon who is the one who tried to unilaterally just ban guns. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| So with not a big fan of the Constitution, even though I think that Cenk Uygur was like, this is crazy. | ||
| So he was on my show, I asked him that question. | ||
| So if you have that border over there with these hardcore lefties, Gavin Newsom certainly is, I can't, I don't know about Katie Hobbs, how hardcore she is, but point being, that is a huge chunk of our border that's under control of people who are taking their orders from higher ups. | ||
| You know what else is over there? | ||
| Higher ups, excuse me. | ||
| China! | ||
| And I'm just saying that because what would happen is you'd have foreign involvement if there was some sort of disturbance in the American way of life. | ||
| And George Soros money. | ||
| Yeah, China would enter the conflict by offering material support. | ||
| Of course you should be allowed to have our illegal refugees in your state, California! | ||
| Let us help you! | ||
| Trudeau in Canada, who knows what he's gonna do? | ||
| He has limited support, but it's important nonetheless. | ||
| I just read today, I think it was Alex Jones tweeted it, that the northern border's wide open and the Chinese are running military drills with the Canadians. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| So I don't know, I read it out. | ||
| And so, and this was a couple years ago the story broke, that there were, the Chinese military was running drills in Canada. | ||
| So what Canada probably offers the Chinese is a staging position. | ||
| So whatever support you're going to be offering to the United States can be brought in near Vancouver or something. | ||
| It could very well be that we are being squeezed like a bet, like a big bet. | ||
| They're going to squeeze us into economic cowardice, subversion, where we have to bow down and say, yes, thank you, please, so I can get my bank account. | ||
| And then forced military, where they're like, yo, we have troops on your northern border, now bow. | ||
| Which is why everyone should be in Bitcoin. | ||
| I mean, you look at COVID, and you look at how most countries behaved, and the US was the most defiant. | ||
| We weren't very defiant. | ||
| Even though we were the most, we still had a long ways to go. | ||
| But it's because it's a big country, and you've got red states that were passively and then actively defiant, and you've got blue states that were totally on board. | ||
| Yeah, if Donald Trump begins his mass deportation operation, then blue states will immediately... that's the snowball falling off the cliff. | ||
| But before we even get to that, I think Thomas Sowell always talks about there's no answers, there's no solutions to political problems, there's only trade-offs. | ||
| Again, people have this idea that if you criticize Trump in any way, you have TDS, right? | ||
| And if you have any praise for Trump, you're a Trump supporter. | ||
| One of the big trade-offs, if Trump gets re-elected as president, I don't think people appreciate to what extent these blue state governors are going to go off the rails in terms of legislation. | ||
| Because they'll have every incentive to be like, I'm the one standing up to Trump the most, and who knows what they're going to push. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| And so, you know, my fear, I talked about this a couple weeks ago. | ||
| Is that we get to the point with, like, the migrants storming the border where people on the right say to themselves, there is no government anymore. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| There is no law enforcement protecting us. | ||
| CBP is now known to be trafficking children into sex slavery. | ||
| Insanity. | ||
| And at a certain point, they just say, we've got to protect our own community because no one else will. | ||
| I'm starting to think they're going to let Trump win and they're going to let him govern and let him enrage the population. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They're going to let him make a villain of himself. | ||
| They're not going to kill him. | ||
| CNN would love it. | ||
| They're going to make the villain of him. | ||
| They're going to try. | ||
| Yeah, they're going to. | ||
| Encourage it along. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, look at these out-of-context photos and look at this thing you've seen 50 times. | ||
| And how many Republicans would stick their necks out for him? | ||
| Very few. | ||
| No, not when it comes to deportation. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Look at George Floyd. | ||
| After the George Floyd incident, every conservative. | ||
| And you know what was most shocking to me is I can forgive people looking at the George Floyd thing and then everyone being like, you know, initially when the George Floyd thing happened, every conservative was like, this is horrible. | ||
| No, we condemn this. | ||
| The left screaming cops are racist and the right backed off. | ||
| Support for BLM peaked around like 53% of the population right after that. | ||
| The riots happened and it dropped dramatically. | ||
| The most shocking thing to me was, to this day, you will still find conservatives who say things like, look at the Ahmaud Arbery case, that proves we're not racist. | ||
| There are conservatives that celebrate the imprisonment of the McMichaels and that guy, I think his last name was Brian, I'm not sure, going to prison for the Ahmaud Arbery case as if that proves conservatives aren't racist. | ||
| And for those that don't know, the Ahmaud Arbery case is a travesty of justice. | ||
| It was an unfortunate incident. | ||
| Ahmaud Arbery is sad that he died, but the narrative that three white guys Decided to lynch a black man who was jogging is the most psychotic fabrication ever fabricated. | ||
| Wait, hold on. | ||
| By that logic, Jussie Smollett never happened. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Are you going to tell me that's a conspiracy theory too, Tim Poole? | ||
| Certainly. | ||
| But imagine if Republicans were demanding justice for Jussie. | ||
| Yeah, right. Yeah. This is what Ahmaud Arbery is. A guy who is on, who is a suspect in a burglary | ||
| where there's video evidence. The police said, this is our suspect. Two guys saw the suspect | ||
| who had been told to them by police and shown a picture. | ||
| Now cops told him not to go after him and they shouldn't have, but they did. | ||
| And then the guy, the third guy who just filmed it went to prison too. | ||
| And there are conservatives who are like, see? | ||
| You know, we had someone on the show like four or five months ago who was like, well, look, we got Ahmaud Arbery, right? | ||
| See, like we, we, we, we, we, we believe in justice. | ||
| And I was like, what? | ||
| We didn't get that one right. | ||
| Those guys should not be in prison. | ||
| There was a conservative, there was a Republican who was justice for Jussie. | ||
| And I'm not joking. | ||
| And that was Dr. Oz. | ||
| He had Justin on his show and was like, look at this, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| And then every, there's still plenty of Republicans is like, I'd rather have him in the Senate than Federman. | ||
| What was his justice for, was it like, hey, so tell us all about how you didn't lie about getting lynched. | ||
| No, this was all like before it came out. | ||
| He was just, he couldn't get him on TV fast enough. | ||
| We're gonna go to Super Chats, if you haven't already! | ||
| Are you glad Oz lost, by the way, to Fetterman? | ||
| I donate money to Fetterman. | ||
| Yeah, Fetterman. | ||
| Smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, head over to TimCast.com, click join us, because the members-only show is going to be based AF, and you want to watch it. | ||
| So that'll be up around 10pm, but for now, we will read your Super Chats! | ||
| Clint Torres, of course, with the first Super Chat, saying, Howdy people! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hi. | |
| Tim, great 4pm segment, I've shared it as much as I can. | ||
| I hope as many young folks as possible can watch it. | ||
| That was the one where I talked about the woman who wanted to end herself because she had no, uh... She had no... She was depressed and whatever. | ||
| She also got a psychos... a therapist that should be excommunicated and lose their license for telling her there's no hope. | ||
| Watch the documentary on the Blue Zones. | ||
| You know what Blue Zones are? | ||
| No. | ||
| It's where people live to be over a hundred. | ||
| And there's this- Like Japan? | ||
| Yeah, Japan's got one, I think Italy has one. | ||
| And what- there's one scene that's really great, and it's been a long time since I've seen it, so I'm probably | ||
| getting it wrong, but it's something like, there's like a 90-year-old | ||
| Japanese guy chopping wood. | ||
| And they ask him, Why are you chopping wood? | ||
|
unidentified
|
You're 90. | |
| And he says, what? | ||
| If I don't do it, who will? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| One of the main components they found in all the blue zones as to why people live so long is that they have to. | ||
| Because there's a job that must be done that they must do. | ||
| Purpose. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And so you have a 28 year old with no purpose and she wants to die. | ||
| One of the most, one of the highest, the time in a person's life where death is actually one of the more common, if not the most, is retirement. | ||
| Retirement age is when a lot of people start, their health rapidly declines and then they end up dying. | ||
| Can I speak to this? | ||
| Because especially for males, I can't speak for females, 26 to 29 is often a very difficult time because by that age a lot of your friends have paired off, they start having kids, you don't know who you are, you know you're gonna make it yourself. | ||
| I had a friend I was just talking to. | ||
| He's obviously not that young. | ||
| I shouldn't say obviously. | ||
| And if you're that age and you don't know what your purpose is and you're kind of floundering around, which is very, very emotionally tough to deal with, take an aptitude test, right? | ||
| Take that test and you'll see like what your brain is wired like people in certain industries and you're going to learn something about yourself and you might find your purpose that way. | ||
| It's worth a shot. | ||
| It's going to take you 10 minutes. | ||
| Is there one in particular you like? | ||
| No, but I took it in college and it said I should be either a broadcaster or serial killer and I ended up being both. | ||
| Nice job, dude. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Michael is the third volume of Inverted World, actually. | ||
| I've been shadowing him. | ||
| Let's grab some more. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Buford says, Tim should talk about the group that runs it all. | ||
| Yeah, the Illuminati. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Illuminati. | ||
| That's, of course, who he's referring to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Nutty, for sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Who are those illuminated souls? | ||
| Tim Jakes says, Michael, are you cracking into the pizza finally? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is that okay? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I thought you were going to eat it earlier. | ||
| No, I was going to be respectful to the show. | ||
| Yeah, just make sure you push the mic away as you're chewing. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Can you actually eat it through the trio mask? | |
| It's April Fool's, so... Alright, alright. | ||
| Tim Jakes says, the last survivor of the USS Arizona, when it sunk at Pearl Harbor, passed away today. | ||
| Louis Conter, Lieutenant Commander, retired, was 102. | ||
| Rest in peace, sir. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| Rest in peace. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's go. | |
| Damn Dame says, I was promised Hillary Clinton. | ||
| I guess I'll settle for the thought leader, Mr. Malice. | ||
| Hillary Clinton? | ||
| April Fool's. | ||
| My body counts better than hers. | ||
| Jason Dixon says, please tell Michael Christ is king. | ||
| Get triggered. | ||
| Anarchists don't believe in kings. | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| This is my- I feel like it is- It's monarchy propaganda, trying to get people to bow down to their lord, who happens to be the king. | ||
| The idea that I'm anti-Christian, or don't like Christ, is some of this weird kind of narrative that- not me specifically, it's this weird narrative that's taking place on the internet, and it's completely untrue. | ||
| That you are, or that people in general? | ||
| Jewish people. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh yeah, it's- Have they heard of Jews for Jesus? | |
| Well, I mean, that's a whole other story. | ||
| But it is the weird thing where there are people who think saying Christ is King will trigger people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It just makes me feel like people are subservient to the monarchy and they don't realize it. | ||
| Or that I don't think people should become better Christians. | ||
| I know personally many people who found Christ and became better husbands, better dads, better friends. | ||
|
unidentified
|
All right. | |
| Great. | ||
| I have a good one for you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jason Dixon says, Tim, please ask Michael how he feels about cops being gay and doing crimes. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| You know the leftist meme? | ||
| Be gay, do crime? | ||
| Yeah, I know, but I don't know how that reflects. | ||
| I will say one thing. | ||
| I have gotten a lot more sympathetic to cops in their jobs because if you watch police body cam videos and the things that they have to put up with, it's like, okay, I get it. | ||
| Like, you see the guy chasing the other guy on PCP, and they're shooting him. | ||
| No, I'm just dealing with, like, Karen. | ||
| Oh, just, like, typical idiots. | ||
| The level of exhaustion trying to think about this, but in real life, with dudes that you're pulling over in your car, that level of fatigue must be like, oh, another one of these. | ||
| It's worse than that. | ||
| Didn't, uh, didn't, like, Donut Operator talk about this, where it's like, he had to deal with some, like, trashy guy who was, like, causing problems, and then he immediately gets a call to a baby that was smashed by a semi-truck or something? | ||
| I don't know if that was him, or... I heard this story. | ||
| Yeah, like, you have to imagine that the regular day of a cop, they're not surrounded by the nice, good people of their community. | ||
| They're literally only going to the dregs of society. | ||
| Rarely is a cop called because the cat is stuck in the tree, they call the fireman. | ||
| They have to say sir or ma'am to these horrifically disgusting people who are berating them. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| My grandfather was a cop in New York City in the 70s and he was like, my job was basically just to sit with a dead body every day. | ||
| He'd get called to another scene of a blood splattered living room, just death constantly. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| He retired and became a funeral hearse driver. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| So I guess something about it was cool. | ||
| All right. | ||
| The Sig P says, I sent Shane a copy of The New Right a few years ago. | ||
| Michael, put him on the spot and ask if he read it. | ||
| Not yet. | ||
| But I did just start listening to The White Pill. | ||
| Oh, that's better. | ||
| That's a better book. | ||
| The White Pill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That must be Darren. | ||
| Shout out. | ||
| Let's grab some more. | ||
| Common Sense Fishing says I heard there was a federal mandate or law passed that all chicken flocks need to be registered. | ||
| A YouTube homesteader posted about it. | ||
| Even small backyard flocks. | ||
| Uncle Sam won't even let you have chickens and live by the river. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I didn't hear that. | ||
| That sounds like dangerous territory and I propose a new amendment to the Constitution. | ||
| Number 27. | ||
| Repealing the 19th? | ||
| Chickens, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep, bear, and breed chickens shall not be infringed. | ||
| Why just chickens? | ||
| You have poultry. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| And water. | ||
| Your right to collect rainwater. | ||
| You think I'm gonna let turkeys in here? | ||
| And ducks? | ||
| Are turkeys considered poultry? | ||
| I don't know, but chickens are based AF. | ||
| You're so biased. | ||
| You know, the cure for depression is quite literally just backyard chickens. | ||
| You know, Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird. | ||
| Yeah, that would have been so cool. | ||
| The noble turkey. | ||
| They're like velociraptors. | ||
| If you've ever seen them in the wild, they look crazy. | ||
| And they're disgusting. | ||
| The weird garbage tank on their faces. | ||
| I sat with one in South America, about three feet away, and his eyes, dude. | ||
| I looked up at my grandma, looking at him in the eyes, but his talons. | ||
| I was like, he could literally eviscerate me right now. | ||
| Michael, have you ever spent time just watching chickens? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They are quite hilarious. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| There's not a single human, I believe, that could look at a chicken and watch them do chicken stuff and be upset. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| It's the noise. | ||
| It's the five in the morning. | ||
| You hear the new rooster. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I love it. | |
| That's like how this rooster screams. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| At four thirty in the morning. | ||
| Absolutely love it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes, but I'm not talking about... I'll have what he's having. | |
| I'm not talking about putting the rooster next to your house. | ||
| I'm saying like when you watch chickens just like walking around and you throw in like a piece of fish and they play rugby and they're just goofy little bodies or like one of our roosters we call Mr. Muttonchops keeps escaping. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| And then he gets scared and he can't figure out how to get back in and you gotta help him. | ||
| They're like little morons. | ||
| They're just so funny. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I'm a huge animal person. | ||
| They're hilarious. | ||
| We have a... So we put up a pond. | ||
| And already there are four toads in it. | ||
| And they've probably laid like 500 eggs. | ||
| Toads or frogs? | ||
| Toads. | ||
| In the pond? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Toads are terrestrial. | ||
| Toads live in water. | ||
| Frogs live in water. | ||
| Toads live in water. | ||
| Toads live unlined. | ||
| That's why they call them toads. | ||
| Toads live in water. | ||
| I think that toads go both ways, guys. | ||
| There are some that live in water. | ||
| Marine toads are one example. | ||
| Toads do not live in water as adults, but they require an unpolluted source of water to reproduce. | ||
| And the toads we have live in the water. | ||
| What species are they? | ||
| I believe they're American toads, and they're called American toads. | ||
| But American toads live on the land. | ||
| But they breed in the water. | ||
| And so they're probably in the water right now for breeding. | ||
| Because it's spring, that's when they breed. | ||
| And then they have tadpoles. | ||
| Toadlets. | ||
| Toadlets? | ||
| Is that what they're called? | ||
| Well, there's a whole bunch of them. | ||
| And we're very excited, and they're hilarious. | ||
| See, the thing is, they're a different kind of hilarious, because in the middle of the night, they scream louder than the roosters. | ||
| Yeah, they have a crazy sound. | ||
| And you hear, like, just for a ten minute straight. | ||
| And it's wild. | ||
| And then we have the guy next door. | ||
| He has a big pond. | ||
| And it is nuts. | ||
| You'll probably hear this when you walk outside of the show. | ||
| It is like frog Manhattan. | ||
| Like peepers? | ||
| Frog nightclub. | ||
| Like the baby peepers or actual adult frogs? | ||
| It's all toads. | ||
| But they're all just making noises and partying, dude. | ||
| It's a nightclub. | ||
| They are looking for mates. | ||
| I don't even want to say the word. | ||
| Yeah, I want to get down. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| They're just screaming like, let's bang. | ||
| There's a lot of ways you can say that. | ||
| Let's save it for the after show. | ||
| I want to get to the operation of Eisenhower. | ||
| The two toads that were, the one was laying eggs and the dude was on her back for two days straight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Two days. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| That way another dude can't mate with her. | ||
| And the dude had his arms under her arms and she'd swim around and he was just latched to her back. | ||
| I'm not clingy. | ||
| It's just in my nature. | ||
| It was crazy because when I first saw the ex I thought someone threw like a lace into the pond. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| And I ignored it because from far away it's like a black line. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And then we- I saw the frog and I walked over and then I realized- | ||
| Actually it was Allison who noticed first. | ||
| Like, wait, I think those are eggs. | ||
| I was like, are you sure? | ||
| And then we looked and we're like, holy. | ||
| And there's an insane- Oh yeah. | ||
| Like, three spots of them everywhere. | ||
| And the female toad, like, never stops laying eggs. | ||
| She's swimming around with the eggs coming out of her. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's weird. | |
| Wow. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Let's read some more Super Chats. | ||
| Earth is awesome. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Earth is awesome. | ||
| We put the pond in there specifically for toads and frogs. | ||
| Biology too. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's so much better than video games. | |
| I've been on Rogue and talked about deep sea stuff. | ||
| I could do this all day. | ||
| Cock donation, man. | ||
| God's mistakes. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Shout out to Warren, Carlisle. | |
| Drunken Ramblings with Aaron says, regarding the 4PM segment, there was nothing more harmful than telling millennials we are each special and can do anything we want to do. | ||
| Well, we are specially different, like snowflakes, but that doesn't mean that you can't do anything. | ||
| You gotta be a beast of a man or a woman. | ||
| Was it the boomers? | ||
| The first generation where the parent didn't teach their kid how to do a job or something? | ||
| Or was it the Industrial Revolution? | ||
| No, I think it's after the boomers. | ||
| Yeah, they got burned out in Vietnam and were like, just be an artist, be anything I could have been. | ||
| It used to be like, son, I'm going to teach you how to do my thing. | ||
| And then it was, I'm going to work, go to school, figure it out. | ||
| Because the late 60s is when it became okay to tell your parents to go after yourself. | ||
| I think that's when it switched, and it's like, dad, you're, you're, being old became something to be embarrassed about, so it's supposed to be a source of wisdom. | ||
| Older, excuse me, not even old. | ||
| It's that line from The Simpsons where Abe is like, I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. | ||
| Now what it is is scary. | ||
| And it'll happen to you too. | ||
| It just keeps getting different. | ||
| It happened to The Simpsons. | ||
| It did. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| True. | ||
| Uh, Ekaterina Stacey says, a suggestion for the 1,000th episode. | ||
| Tim does the entire episode in the style of Donald Trump. | ||
| Anytime he slips up, each IRL member puts $5 into a pot, which Tim doubles at the end for a worthy cause. | ||
| What episode number are we on? | ||
| Sounds like an extortion racket. | ||
| 994. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| It's coming up! | ||
| So who's gonna be 1,000? | ||
| Donald Trump. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| He'll love that, too. | ||
| So that's next Tuesday. | ||
| Oh, I thought we were 9-4-7. | ||
| See you next Tuesday. | ||
| 9-9-7? | ||
| Let's see if I can pull up who's next Tuesday. | ||
| Maybe it won't be Trump if it's next Tuesday. | ||
| Next Tuesday... Hitler! | ||
| Yeah, bring him back! | ||
| Doug Mackey. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Love the sound of that. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Doug Mackey. | ||
| Hope he makes it. | ||
| I don't know if I've met the other one. | ||
| You mean Ricky Vaughn? | ||
| The 1000th episode. | ||
| Is that who that is? | ||
| Is that who you're talking about? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't know. | |
| I'm checking the schedule right now. | ||
| Ricky Vaughn, the guy who got going to jail for sharing a meme on Twitter. | ||
| Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's him. | ||
| His real name is Doug Mackey. | ||
| Yeah, must be him. | ||
| Good thousandth episode. | ||
| Sounds like it. | ||
| Yeah, we actually were discussing a long time ago about having you for the 1000th episode. | ||
| Oh, that's very sweet. | ||
| But April Fool's is coming up and I was like, I gotta text Michael because this is his day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's always the biggest fool. | ||
| You got any big things coming up this month? | ||
| By the way, we'll probably talk about it after the show. | ||
| Well, we'll read some more Super Chats and then we'll get into that stuff. | ||
| See what you're up to. | ||
| We'll grab some more. | ||
| Adrienne Curry says, anti-kid propaganda... Oh, it's Adrienne! | ||
| Come on, acknowledge her! | ||
| Adrienne Curry! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Of course! | |
| Yeah! | ||
| Right. | ||
| Adrienne. | ||
| Michael Mouse. | ||
| Adrienne Curry. | ||
| I love you guys so much. | ||
| Anti-kid propaganda is a thing. | ||
| Mass brainwashing. | ||
| That life is better without children. | ||
| Hi, Michael. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| I love you, Adrian. | ||
| And what a testament to a woman. | ||
| But she's right. | ||
| She's right. | ||
| And here's, like, all these cat ladies, they're cat ladies for a reason. | ||
| They want something to love and take care of. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Dude, Adrian, man, she's got it together. | ||
| Crazy early life, just superstar model, and then just chose to live in the woods with her man on a mountain somewhere and enjoy it all. | ||
| You forgot the part where she married Peter Brady. | ||
| Oh, and she married Peter Brady at one point. | ||
| I never met. | ||
| I hear that was intense. | ||
| Hi, Adrian. | ||
| Leland Taylor says, Ian, you may not understand, but the world needs more Ian Crosslands. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Ian's Crossland. | ||
| Scores of others agree. | ||
| You are literally my family's favorite part of Timcast most days. | ||
| I can't explain it, but your presence is critically important. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| I think about reproduction, because people are like, I want to have kids to reproduce who I am. | ||
| But this internet video is a form of reproduction, so maybe the ideas can be transmitted without having to have kids. | ||
| There's gonna be like some dad and he's gonna have like a kid who's just like kind of like a normal kid and then one day he's gonna walk in and the kid's gonna have long hair and be wearing glasses. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| I wasn't the first one that did this. | ||
| I saw some dude walking his dog in these Birkenstock sandals in like 2008 and I was like I want to be like that guy. | ||
| I want to walk around in the middle of the day and not have a job. | ||
| I want to have a dog. | ||
| I want a big beard. | ||
| I want to smoke weed and I did it all. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I feel like I should wear this through TSA tomorrow. | |
| I think they'll just laugh and ask you to show your face for a second. | ||
| I'll tell you a TSA story. | ||
| I was at that part where they show the passport or whatever you have, your ID and your boarding pass, and there's three of them. | ||
| And the guy goes, oh, hey, I love you. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| Oh, thanks. | ||
| And the lady turns to me and goes, who is that? | ||
| I go, oh, I'm the guy who shut up Pulse. | ||
| And he just laughs. | ||
| I always say, when people say I recognize you, that's who I always say I am, and she just kind of laughed, and he's like, okay, or she looked confused, he laughed, and I'm like, you know what, just admit it's like mass murder, and you're like, I'll get another plate, you're fine. | ||
| Can I have your autograph? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Geez, dude. | ||
| All right, Grofty has posted a bunch of bocus emojis. | ||
| Thanks, Grofty. | ||
| I think about him, I haven't really... | ||
| It was a couple weeks ago. | ||
| Bocas, we had him on a medication and he was supposed to have passed like a year and a half ago. | ||
| And then we put him on every medication we could, but he had underdeveloped kidneys and a bad heart. | ||
| So we couldn't do any of the surgeries or anything. | ||
| And it's probably because poor diet during development and stuff like that, probably from his mom or whatever. | ||
| But so what we did was, one morning when we came in, his breath was really bad. | ||
| It was obvious his kidneys had stopped working entirely. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| So, uh, you know, people were taking care of him, but then he was gradually losing the ability to stand up. | ||
| The next morning, he couldn't get up at all and he was just groaning. | ||
| So we brought him outside to see the chickens, laid him down in the grass, and then it took like 40 minutes. | ||
| And then he just was- Oh, he died naturally. Okay, good. Okay, I like that. | ||
| Yeah, people were telling me to bring him to the vet and give him injections. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| No, as soon as we brought him out and laid him down with the chickens, he's like immediately like moving his head as much as he could. | ||
| Watching the chickens. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| That's very nice. | ||
| Did you bury him somewhere? | ||
| Yeah, we gave him a nice grave in Fridamastan. | ||
| And we put a little piece of granite and we're gonna put something on it. | ||
| I like that a lot. | ||
| Yeah, let's get a piece of quartz crystal. | ||
| It's wild how many people were like, just bring him to the vet now before it's too late. | ||
| And I was like, for what? | ||
| Like to put him down. | ||
| And I was just like, I don't think while he's suffering, the nicest thing is to have him in this sterile environment with strange people. | ||
| Or put him in that box that he's going to be freaking out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| I think lay him in the grass so he can watch the birds and slowly fade into oblivion. | ||
| That's, that's, that's cat heaven. | ||
| You're surrounded by birds that you can hunt. | ||
| I can't even fly very well. | ||
| Maybe it was torture because he's like, I can't get up. | ||
| No, I think it's better for you too, because like the last memories of having to take your cat, the thing you love, to the sterile environment. | ||
| Yeah, you don't have to make that decision. | ||
| It's been made for you. | ||
| That's what I like. | ||
| That's much calmer. | ||
| Yeah, I was like, and then I wanted to do a Viking funeral. | ||
| But it's just hard to find people to, you know, assault. | ||
| I don't want to say the word. | ||
| Well, no, we put him in a little boat. | ||
| Yeah, we don't have to do that part. | ||
| Well, that's what makes it the Viking funeral! | ||
| The Viking funeral is we put him in a little boat. | ||
| We tie a rock to one end and we throw the rock into the middle of the pond, which we have, drives the boat into the middle of the pond, and then we take like a little dart gun and a little tiny cat-sized flaming arrow to ignite it, but I just figured it was too complicated and difficult to do, so we just dug a grave. | ||
| I like that his bones are closer to the surface and they're made of hydroxyapatite, they've got some crystal in them which will vibrate, and that's better than him being at the bottom of a lake somewhere. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, we have a new cat. | ||
| What's it called? | ||
| Seamus. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Seamus 1. | ||
| Aww, that's so cool. | ||
| Yeah, Seamus 2 is a cartoonist. | ||
| Does the cat eat only potatoes? | ||
| No, uh... Not yet. | ||
| He's actually, it was funny because we captured him, he was in the garage and... I like the cats who don't get captured. | ||
| Here's the crazy thing, he was born right around the time they diagnosed Mr. Bones. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So he was about a year old and I saw him sleeping in our garage because we would leave it open And so one day I came over and I just closed the garage capturing him and he was freaking out and he was very angry. | ||
| After a couple weeks of Stockholm Syndrome and removing his testicles, we brought him into the house and it's absolutely hilarious how the transformation was instant from the, I'm terrified of you, get away from me, to the rolling on the carpet and complaining and demanding food. | ||
| Is he friendly? | ||
| Is he around? | ||
| Yeah, he's awesome. | ||
| Yeah, he's super nice. | ||
| I want to see him. | ||
| Yeah, he yells, he demands, he's a cat. | ||
| I love animals. | ||
| Let's grab a couple more of these here superchats. | ||
| Patrick Kent says if Kennedy is allowed to debate Trump and Biden in a nationally televised debate, he will win the presidency. | ||
| He has passed on so many opportunities to run for public office, and he picked now because he saw a path to victory. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I'm not 100% on that. | ||
| I do like the idea that there's a possibility a debate between RFK, like RFK could do really well. | ||
| I'm going to be honest, though, and I mean no disrespect, but his voice will be an issue in that debate between Trump and Biden. | ||
| I also think that for a huge percentage of the population, let's be extremely conservative, say 40, Anything about questioning the vaccine, you're absolutely a complete crazy person. | ||
| They do not hear a single word. | ||
| They shut down completely. | ||
| It's a total non-starter for them. | ||
| I've seen a lot of mothers change their minds. | ||
| I'm just saying from my circle, so it's not a lot, but I've seen a lot of mothers who were very pro-riot, pro-vaccine in the beginning, and then once they turned to the kids being like, now they got it, they're like, oh, Screw all of this. | ||
| What I'm very curious about is who he takes more from, Trump or Biden. | ||
| Biden. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| I mean, especially with who he picked for his VP. | ||
| Who? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I think Biden. | |
| Was it Nicole Shanahan or whatever it was? | ||
| Yeah, that I couldn't wrap my head around. | ||
| No question, it's all progressive far-left policy. | ||
| He said Indigenous Peoples Day instead of Columbus Day. | ||
| He is targeting the left. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He's smart on so many things, but wrong on some of the most important stuff. | ||
| Unless he's trying to help Trump win. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think he's doing that either, though. | ||
| No, I think he wanted to run for the Democratic ticket because he wanted to win, and they screwed him over, and he's like, I'll run anyway. | ||
| No, he's just stubborn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What's the downside for him, right? | ||
| No, he's gonna sell books. | ||
| His Fauci book is incredible. | ||
| It's a terrifying horror book. | ||
| And also make himself a bigger platform, get more of a voice, which I don't begrudge him that at all. | ||
| Awareness to vaccine awareness, people that have been injured and things like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's grab this from BBFC Project. | ||
| Tim, it's Danny here. | ||
| We shot Your 50 Caliber together years ago in West Virginia on one of the original cast castles. | ||
| I launched my campaign on GiveZenGo called Crafting Legacy Honoring Sacrifice. | ||
| It is a veteran-owned furniture company to combat suicide. | ||
| Oh, that's wonderful. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| One more time for everybody who's listening. | ||
| It's Crafting Legacy Honoring Sacrifice. | ||
| Search for them on Givesend Go. | ||
| Crafting with a C. Crafting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, we were in West Virginia and we fired the Barrett M82. | ||
| It was fun. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| Yes. | ||
| It's not that crazy. | ||
| What's the other one? | ||
| The RN-52 or something? | ||
| That's a breach loader. | ||
| I'm probably getting the numbers wrong. | ||
| Breach loading 50 BMG. | ||
| A lot of recoil right in your shoulder. | ||
| So we put padding there. | ||
| But the Barrett, which is semi-automatic, it's not really that bad. | ||
| I mean, it's a lot of recoil, but the mechanism absorbs most of the energy. | ||
| Alright, let's grab a couple more Super Chats before we get out of here to that members-only show. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Monk in training says, Havana syndrome is real. | ||
| Russia and China have the tech. | ||
| A marine buddy of mine was an embassy guard. | ||
| One of his crew was a victim. | ||
| Mark Dice did a vid on it a year back. | ||
| It's microwave tech pointed at your brain. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| That's scary stuff. | ||
| That's like one version of it that we know about, microwave tech. | ||
| Howling Abandon says you guys need to do an extra episode this week, so episode 1000 falls on the Monday... Monday episode, or Monday expose? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| My friends, smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, but more importantly, head over to TimCast.com, click join us, become a member, because in just a few minutes, the members-only uncensored show will be appearing on that front page, not so family-friendly, but very funny, and you definitely want to hang out. | ||
| We take callers. | ||
| from the Discord server. | ||
| That means if you're a member, you can actually submit questions and potentially call into the show. | ||
| You gotta be a member for at least six months, or you can skip the line by signing up at $25 per month. | ||
| It's basically a screening process to keep the weirdos out, but do it! | ||
| The members-only show's gonna be very, very fun. | ||
| You can follow the show at Timcast IRL. | ||
| You can follow me personally at Timcast. | ||
| And Michael's currently chewing, so... Shane, do you wanna shout anything out? | ||
| I'll talk out for him, yeah. | ||
| I wanna hear him talk. | ||
| My name's Michael Malice! | ||
| I do a bunch of stuff! | ||
| Is that what I sound like to you? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I've got to go slow! | |
| I love you, Michael Malice. | ||
| Michael, do you want to shout anything out? | ||
| My latest book is whitepillbook.com, off to Japan on Friday, and I think I'm going to have to drop two more books this year, but I'm doing a crowdfunding, hopefully every July I will return my calls to my graphic novel, and maybe I'll launch it here. | ||
| Do you have any knowledge about the graphic novel? | ||
| Yes, it's a script I wrote 20 years ago about a band from the 80s, and it's a very great story, and it's one of the only bands, other than GWAR, where the music is irrelevant to the story. | ||
| Is it fiction? | ||
| Uh, non-fiction. | ||
| Non-fiction? | ||
| Sweet. | ||
| But wait, is it a script you wrote? | ||
| I wrote a script, and then the keyboard player for the band did the animation for American Splendor, the movie, and through that I met Harvey Pekar, who wrote the graphic novel about me, Ego Hubris. | ||
| I'm trying to understand this, Harvey. | ||
| Your graphic novel is based on a script you wrote? | ||
| Correct, a screenplay. | ||
| A screenplay, but the screenplay is non-fiction? | ||
| Correct. | ||
| But does that mean that you wrote the lines for people or what? | ||
| Yes, but I mean, yeah. | ||
| I don't understand why you're confused. | ||
| Oh, I see. | ||
| It's like a biopic? | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| Well, that sounds awesome. | ||
| It was a pleasure to be here with you, Michael. | ||
| I did just start reading The White Pill and it's awesome so far. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| So yeah, I'm a father and an expert, and I got a book out right now called Yes, Your New Baby is a Savage. | ||
| It's peer-reviewed. | ||
| Everyone, Google agrees, all the experts agree, it's the best book about parenting. | ||
| That's at shanecashman.com. | ||
| I got a very important book coming out for pre-orders at the end of this month. | ||
| That's called The Year of the Pariah. | ||
| It's a collection of controversial profiles of people. | ||
| Am I in that one? | ||
| You're not in that one. | ||
| You're in volume two. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| After the serial killings done. | ||
| Second comes right after first. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Finish the job. | ||
| And then I'll be hosting a live show soon. | ||
| It'll be Sunday evenings. | ||
| I can't wait to do it. | ||
| It was awesome to be here. | ||
| Yeah, it was a really fun show. | ||
| I wish it could have kept going. | ||
| The bucko part was really sad, but other than that, it was super fun. | ||
| It is going to keep going, baby. | ||
| It's going to get hotter and hotter. | ||
| I want to shout out John Fetterman. | ||
| Thank you for reminding me. | ||
| Love you, John. | ||
| Michael Malice and the White Pill. | ||
| And I think that's everything else. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's all right. | |
| I wanted to get in touch with. | ||
| See you later, everyone. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Thanks for coming, Michael. | ||
| Camera's a lot of focus. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Shrek 2 is upside down because it's like the magnum opus of our country and we're in crisis. | ||
| So if anyone's asking. | ||
| Anyways, I'msherv.com. | ||
| Let's get to the after show. | ||
| I'm going to title the after show one of the naughty things we weren't allowed to say. | ||
| Check it out at TimCast.com. |
Export Selection