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March 8, 2024 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
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LIVE Biden State Of The Union Show, Trump Comments LIVE On Biden w/Valentina Gomez | Timcast IRL
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tim pool
Tonight's is the state of the union address, which will begin in about one hour.
So until then, we have several big news stories for you.
But of course, we're going to start off with what's expected in the State of the Union Address from Joe Biden.
And we've got, ladies and gentlemen, betting odds.
That's right.
A website has given us all of the different betting odds for things they expect to or don't expect to happen.
The funny thing is, they actually expect Joe Biden to bring up Donald Trump's age, which seems pretty risky, but...
Seems like, or actually, hold on, I'd hit that back.
I think it's the other way around.
We're gonna go through the odds.
You'll see, you'll see.
I think actually they don't expect him to, but they actually are giving fairly decent odds that he might.
I think that's what I, that's what I mean.
So we'll talk about that, plus we got a bunch of other really big crazy stories for you.
It appears the United States will be deploying boots on the ground in Gaza in one of the most insane stories I've ever heard.
The U.S.
will be building a...
Temporary port in Gaza for delivering aid.
Which basically means the U.S.
is providing funding to Israel as Israel engages in a ground offensive against Hamas in Gaza.
And then the U.S.
will be building a port in Gaza for what?
Delivering goods?
Let's be real.
It's not temporary.
This is the U.S.
basically putting its boot down.
It's a foothold in Gaza.
This may be... I think this is well beyond just humanitarian aid.
Boots on the ground is massive, so we'll talk about that.
Then we got some really crazy stories about TikTok.
The committee that's proposed the bill to ban TikTok voted unanimously to advance this bill.
The company behind TikTok will have to divest from its Chinese counterparts if they want to keep operating in the U.S.
Unanimous support in the House.
TikTok then put out this call to action on the app saying, call Congress, don't let them ban TikTok.
And now there are reports that teenagers are threatening to kill themselves if the app gets banned.
So we'll talk about that.
A bunch of other news as we wait for the State of the Union Address at 9.
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Joining us tonight to talk about this and enjoy the gentle musings of Joe Biden, we've got Valentina Gomez.
unidentified
Good evening, guys.
Thank you for having me.
Today, I get to be here, join you guys, look at what's happening with the state of delusion from Joe Biden.
It could have been an email, but that's okay.
We'll get to assess it, talk about it, make America great again.
tim pool
And who are you?
What do you do?
unidentified
I'm Valentina Gomez.
I am running to become Missouri's 41st Secretary of State.
And if you guys have seen my video, go to my Instagram, Valentina from Missouri, flamethrower video where I triggered all of the pedophiles because this is a war against evil.
So thank you so much for having me.
We're going to talk about it.
tim pool
Thanks for hanging out.
Should be fun.
We've got Hannah Clare hanging out.
hannah claire brimelow
Hey, I'm Hannah-Claire Brimlow.
I'm a writer for SCNR.com.
It's Scanner News.
I'm glad to be back.
I can't wait to see what Joe Biden comes up with.
It's going to be probably boring.
Ian's here.
ian crossland
I'm excited.
I worked myself up.
I can't wait to find out.
Last time he waited until the very end of the speech.
He was like, so in conclusion, what is the state of the union?
State of the union is strong.
State of the Union is great.
hannah claire brimelow
He just wants you to believe it.
ian crossland
So I wonder if he'll even mention the words State of the Union and what the betting odds are on that.
We'll find out tonight, I guess.
Hi, everyone.
tim pool
Let's do this.
serge du preez
Yep, I'm Serge.
I think it'll be .net now.
I don't know.
unidentified
.net.
serge du preez
We'll see.
Yeah.
ian crossland
Hard to pin down, Serge.
serge du preez
Yeah.
tim pool
All right, let's get it.
We've got this from betus.com.pa.
I just Google searched State of the Union betting odds.
My friends, the State of the Union address will be in about 55 minutes.
We do have a bunch of news to cover, but of course, everyone's wondering what's going on.
And I think as we await this statement, this speech from the president, we'll take a look at what the expectations are.
Politicals, politics, futures.
I want to say politicals.
Politics, futures.
Check this out.
All right.
So, BetUS says, They say under 65 minutes and your bet is EV minus.
Minus, that means you make less money, right?
I always get this confused.
If it's EV plus, you make more money.
Right, right, right.
Okay, so they're expecting it to be under 65 minutes.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
Yeah, so if you bet $100, you actually... What do you get?
I suck at the math on the minus.
If it was plus, you'd win $140, so it's minus that.
You win like $70 or $80.
I don't know.
You guys in the chat, you can tell me how this works.
I'm not a big sports betting guy.
I can tell you about like craps and blackjack.
Check it out.
State of the Union, to be said by Joe Biden during the address.
Right, so if it's minus, they're expecting it to happen.
Will he say Israel?
You bet.
$100 is minus $2,500.
So those are like terrible odds, but it's still a really good bet, I gotta be honest.
Like, any amount of money you want.
If someone said, bet $100 and you could win 10 cents, that's a good bet.
He's going to say Israel, no question.
unidentified
You're gonna win, either way?
tim pool
Yeah, he's gonna say Israel.
Palestine, I don't know so much.
hannah claire brimelow
And they're expecting this to be just under 65 minutes?
tim pool
It looks like the odds have it as it will be under 65 minutes.
It's light.
Minus 140 is not that big of a swing, but they're basically saying it will probably be under 65 minutes.
hannah claire brimelow
Which would be shorter than he did last year, which is interesting.
I mean, typically, Joe Biden's been speaking for a shorter and shorter amount of time constantly.
I feel like every speech that he's done has been... He can't handle it.
He can't handle it.
He's compromised.
So they're commenting on his age there.
I think it's interesting, before they said that they think he's likely to mention insulin, which again is probably a healthcare thing.
unidentified
Why?
ian crossland
Is there something going on with insulin?
unidentified
They probably pump him.
tim pool
Insulin is minus 750, which means they expect it to happen.
You will not get paid a lot of money because he will likely say insulin.
Uh, I offer my resignation is plus $5,000.
Okay, so that I get that a $100 bet will win you $5,000 if he says I offer my resignation.
The problem is, even if he was going to resign, he would say today I tender my resignation and you don't win the money.
unidentified
Right?
hannah claire brimelow
That's why it has to be exact.
tim pool
Yeah, that's why it's a stupid bet.
unidentified
If it said he resigns, So he says Chinese proverb.
hannah claire brimelow
So he has to say the phrase, there's a Chinese proverb?
tim pool
No, that's the weird thing, right?
hannah claire brimelow
Or are they saying that if he says a Chinese proverb?
tim pool
It says, uh, to be said by Joe Biden, Chinese proverb.
I mean, they got to clarify these because I offer my resignation is a specific statement.
If it said Joe Biden resigns in any way, then I'd be like, oh, okay, we get what that means.
Too bad, Nikki.
That's a phrase.
Taylor Swift.
If he says Taylor Swift, it's plus $1,500.
I gotta be honest, that seems like a good bet.
Or no, wait, Taylor Swift is bigger than that, right?
No, no, wait, wait.
unidentified
$1,500.
tim pool
Yeah, $1,500.
I think there's a chance that he actually says Taylor Swift.
hannah claire brimelow
I think he won't say it only because it doesn't seem clear that she's going to publicly endorse him this time.
She did last time.
So drawing attention to the fact that he doesn't have the secured endorsement might kind of encourage people to look at why she's not endorsing him.
The fact that people don't feel as confident in him.
The fact that he's losing support among young voters.
That would be my only guess on why he wouldn't.
tim pool
Katie Britt stated in your response, word bingo.
So Katie Britt's giving the response.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, she's from Alabama.
tim pool
So, let's see, Mexico is expected to be sad.
Cognitive and radical Islam, that's EV, so that's, you know, it's neutral, no edge.
Sleepy, communist, senile senility.
Dementia, woke mind virus.
That's interesting.
How do they determine these odds for something like this?
You know what I mean?
hannah claire brimelow
The internet's a wild place, and math has just never been my strong suit, I will say.
unidentified
They missed Christian nationalism.
That's true.
hannah claire brimelow
You think she'll say it or you think Biden will say it?
unidentified
I think Biden will say it.
ian crossland
Also, mega-Republicans isn't on there.
I think he's going to say that a lot.
hannah claire brimelow
I think he's going to say the word extremists.
unidentified
How we're a danger to the United States.
tim pool
If he confuses Nikki Haley with anyone else, it's plus $2,000.
So a $100 bet would make you $2,000.
hannah claire brimelow
What if he calls her Nimrata Haley?
That's what Vivek kept doing.
tim pool
That's her name.
To misname a foreign leader or country.
I kind of feel like if you took out a bet on every one of these, you'd win one of them.
I don't know if you'd make money, though.
To confuse Trump with Obama.
hannah claire brimelow
I mean, directly mention Trump, he's definitely going to do that, right?
ian crossland
For sure.
That's been his whole campaign since the beginning.
tim pool
Yeah, but it's quote Trump.
Because he might say the other guy or the former president.
hannah claire brimelow
But he has to say specifically his name.
tim pool
It's in quotes.
hannah claire brimelow
I think he will say his name specifically.
ian crossland
And he'll say when he says Obama, he'll say Barack, too.
He likes to make it personal.
Okay, look, you know that they're friends.
tim pool
Yeah, it says to have a five second brain freeze is plus 500.
Wait, I just want to I want to stress plus 500 is not that great of odds.
Like, It's good, you know, a $100 bet will make you $500, like 5-1, but it's crazy because there are crazier odds on a game of blackjack.
A side bet, like lucky ladies, is harder to hit than what they're claiming right now.
That Joe Biden will freeze mid-State of the Union for 5 seconds.
That's crazy.
hannah claire brimelow
It's kind of sad.
tim pool
If you were sitting at a table at a casino and they said, which would you rather bet on, that you hit a blackjack right now or that Joe Biden during a State of the Union address freezes for five seconds, you'd be like, oh, Joe Biden freezing.
No question.
Better odds.
I'll make more money.
hannah claire brimelow
The thing is, if he does freeze, five seconds, ten seconds, whatever, the other side is gonna say, no, he's just pausing for dramatic effect.
You're not letting him speak, he's just performing for the fake applauses as well.
unidentified
He might throw some fake applauses from the audience.
hannah claire brimelow
I would love to see bets on that, like, if there's gonna be heckling, if anyone walks out, things like that.
Like, the other part of the State of the Union that's always interesting is the sort of theater of it.
Like, do you remember that Trump gave... oh my gosh, why is his name slipping my head?
The radio host?
You'll know this.
No, you won't.
unidentified
Which one?
hannah claire brimelow
Come back to me, I'll get it.
There's a conservative radio host who got an aggressive form of brain cancer.
Got what?
An aggressive form of cancer and Trump gave him... A progressive radio host?
Conservative, sorry.
tim pool
Rush Limbaugh?
hannah claire brimelow
Rush Limbaugh, right?
tim pool
You didn't know Rush Limbaugh's name?
hannah claire brimelow
I just forgot it for a minute.
I didn't grow up listening to the radio.
tim pool
Do we kick her out?
hannah claire brimelow
No, you're all fired.
Stop doing this to me.
I'm making a good point here.
I'm just stumbling over every word.
Okay, so Rush Limbaugh got cancer and Trump presented him, Melania presented him the Presidential Medal of Freedom, right, at the State of the Union.
And it's always like Trump has been saying for, or Biden's been saying for months now that I think it's one of the Uvalde moms is going to be a guest at his State of the Union.
I mean, this is something they do and kind of see what points they're going to make based on who they're saying is going to sit with them, which I always find really interesting.
tim pool
Should be interesting.
If he says 11 and a half non-facts, so the money line's the same on both, whatever.
It's minus.
That's weird.
I like this.
Where is it?
He says, too bad, Nikki.
unidentified
What does that mean?
tim pool
I don't know.
hannah claire brimelow
I think he's going to be sympathetic to Nikki.
He's going to be like, man, she is a lady.
She's a great woman.
She's trying hard.
A patriot.
And the Trump crazy whoever has just ruined her life.
tim pool
Let's play this ad from the MAGA War Room.
It says everything that needs to be said.
Oh, we gotta play the audio.
joe biden
What the hell do they want?
I guess I should clear my mind here a little bit.
We can all see Joe Biden's weakness.
unidentified
If Biden wins, can he even survive till 2029?
ian crossland
Nope.
unidentified
The real question is, can we make America Great Again Inc.
joe biden
responsible for the content of this advertising?
tim pool
Yeah, that's a good commercial.
unidentified
Technically, he can survive, but I mean, the guys.
tim pool
Okay, hold on.
What if?
Joe Biden has a medical episode and they put his brain and face on a robot body.
unidentified
Oh.
tim pool
Would you then respect him more?
Or would you... No.
ian crossland
I'd respect him a little less if he was a robot man.
hannah claire brimelow
A little less.
unidentified
A little.
ian crossland
Significantly less.
I want to meet Joe and be like...
Joe.
Like, just get through to him.
You know, the real Joe.
tim pool
The guy from like 15 years ago and like... If you tried to get through to the real Joe, he would start groping you and he'd push you into the corner of the room.
He'd be like, not this Joe!
ian crossland
You're nothing to me anymore.
unidentified
And he'd be like, this is what I'm like behind closed doors.
tim pool
That's the real Joe.
The fake Joe is the guy on TV going, come on man, you know, corn pop.
And then as soon as the door closes, it's actually, you know, you know what I imagine?
It's that scene in Watchmen where, uh, you guys ever seen Watchmen?
unidentified
Oh yeah.
tim pool
Yeah, it's when the comedian punches that woman in the face and tries to rape her.
Like, take away the physical strength, and that's like Joe Biden behind closed doors.
ian crossland
The Tara Reade thing is absolutely insane, and I'm surprised the media, I mean I'm not surprised that ABC and NBC don't pick up the story, the Tara Reade sexual assault allegations, but you know, according to Tara Reade, Biden pushed her up against a wall when she was staffing for him, or working for him, and tried to- And then did untoward things.
Yeah, actually did assault her, and then when she said, no, no, stop, or whatever she said to him- Me too ended!
He was like, you're dead, you're nothing to me.
tim pool
He looked her in the eyes, that's according to her, she said that he told her, you're nothing to me, and then walked When she came out, went public with this, it was the day that Me Too died.
All of a sudden, it was like, you know, all the liberals were like, we don't know if we care about Me Too anymore.
It's just right now, at this moment, we're over it.
ian crossland
And then she fled to Russia because her life was in danger.
tim pool
That's crazy.
But I mean, aside from that, you have all the videos of Joe Biden groping kids and stuff.
So it's like, you know, Joe Biden behind closed doors is just not a thing you'd want to see ever.
unidentified
It would be scary.
Very scary.
I wouldn't want to be there.
tim pool
I mean, these days, sad.
Creepy and sad.
You know?
Creepy Uncle Joe.
hannah claire brimelow
But he's mostly just napping these days, so... Yeah, he's maybe lost a little bit of his drive to creep on women, especially young girls, but I just think that this is not going to be his best moment, you know?
I mean...
He is really slowing down.
He's got slurred speech.
I just don't know that this kind of all-eyes address is going to make him look like a strong candidate going into the next year or next election cycle.
tim pool
Let's jump to the story from The Guardian.
What to expect from the State of the Union?
Well, Biden is supposedly going to announce the U.S.
will build a port on the Gaza shore for large-scale aid delivery.
Ladies and gentlemen, Biden is expected to announce the State of the Union the U.S.
will deploy troops on the ground in Gaza in what must be the most psychotic thing I have ever heard a president plan to say at a State of the Union.
Biden has been freaking out over the far-left pro-Palestinian activists.
And so now you've got members of the Biden administration saying things like, we want to cease fire.
You know, what did Kamala Harris say?
We want to cease fire and Israel should do everything they can to get the hostages back.
And it's like, you're talking out both sides of your mouth.
They know that if they don't get the pro-Gaza leftists, they cannot win.
So what is Biden doing?
This is a mistake.
We should not be setting boots on the ground for one thing.
This is an attempt to appease the far left.
It won't work because he's saying we are going to colonize Gaza.
That's wild.
unidentified
This is World War III, sadly, and more U.S.
service members are about to get killed.
Strong men and women, the ones that should be here protecting us.
tim pool
Our border?
unidentified
Exactly, at least our border.
But they're being sent to foreign nations to fight for this proxy war.
hannah claire brimelow
I want to see the odds on that, Biden deploying troops to the border next to nothing.
unidentified
That's never going to happen.
tim pool
Oh, that would be like plus a million.
$100 bet wins you a million bucks.
ian crossland
Does this article say how, because what they'll do is they'll say we're just sending in peacekeepers right now or advisors or like merchants or something.
hannah claire brimelow
I saw that it's like a temporary port.
ian crossland
They call the port temporary.
It's temporary.
That's what they did in Vietnam.
They sent advisors first.
hannah claire brimelow
Yes.
ian crossland
There's like 10,000 dudes or however many.
For aid.
tim pool
Yeah, yeah.
10,000 armed advisors.
ian crossland
To advise the locals on how to.
Temporarily.
unidentified
And that's how also COVID started.
It was temporary.
You stayed home for three, five days, but then it was for the next two, three years.
tim pool
Yeah.
serge du preez
I just realized Ian's 51st state may be becoming true finally.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
That's wild, dude.
tim pool
It's funny because what's going to happen is the history books are going to be alike.
In the year 2023, Joe Biden was watching TimCast IRL when Ian Crosland mentioned making Gaza the 51st state.
hannah claire brimelow
I openly oppose this.
I want everyone to know that.
tim pool
Biden reportedly turned to Kamala Harris and said, this guy's onto something.
ian crossland
Perfect.
tim pool
A year later, a colony was established.
hannah claire brimelow
Next year, it's not on IRL because he's an advisor in the Biden White House.
unidentified
I'll be the first governor of Gaza.
tim pool
This is the end of Gaza.
hannah claire brimelow
It's not funny.
tim pool
If the U.S.
builds a port in Gaza while Israel is engaged in a military campaign invasion, it's simple.
This is the beginning of the end of the Gaza Strip.
ian crossland
They'll start shipping people out into the United States.
This is like just mass immigration.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, it's not good.
unidentified
Yeah, we have about 20 more.
I would say more by the end of 2024.
20 plus illegal immigrants in our nation.
What's gonna happen with those people from Gaza?
They're gonna be coming here and don't forget that those people hate the United States of America, the majority of them.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, they don't want our way of life.
unidentified
Exactly.
hannah claire brimelow
I think what's hard about this situation for Biden's team, I can imagine, is that there's absolutely no good solution.
There is no way for him to Uh, navigate this international crisis in a way that appeases both sides of his base.
Because let's be honest, I really don't think Joe Biden truly cares about anyone from Israel, anyone from Gaza.
He is trying to get re-elected.
His, in a weird warped way, his attention is on American voters, only progressive ones that he's hoping will go to the ballot for him, or go to the voting booth for him.
And I think this is a polarizing issue.
I know it can be among conservative circles, too, but definitely among older people who would consider themselves Democrats and younger people who consider themselves Democrats.
tim pool
You know, this is wild.
Someone drove up on the sidewalk at DC, revving the engine at pro-Palestine protesters.
Yeah, they arrested him.
There's like wild video of the cops like throwing the driver to the ground.
He's wearing like a purple button-up shirt and they towed his car.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, it's wild.
tim pool
Yeah.
hannah claire brimelow
But pro-Gaza protesters have been pretty vocal about the fact that they're frustrated with Biden.
I mean, there was a rally earlier this year that they were throwing like smoke bombs and stuff towards the White House.
Something they feel strongly about.
And again, I don't know that there is a way that Biden is ever going to be able to negotiate a like, look, I have worked out a compromise.
I'm helping both sides solution that makes anyone happy.
I mean, in any compromise here, both sides will feel like they lose.
And that is support taken away from Biden.
tim pool
I think if he really does, I mean, the news is reporting that this is what he's going to announce.
He announces this.
I think he can't win.
Like, no legitimate path to victory, and I don't even know if his old allies from 2020 will help him cheat.
Like, there's no argument, there's no procedural path.
You do this, and this is Joe Biden saying, we are standing against Israel.
ian crossland
He builds the port.
tim pool
Yeah.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's like him saying, we can't, they're still our allies, we can't stop them, but we're going to do our best for damage control.
If he sells that to the far left.
tim pool
We are going to give money to Israel for defense and then also provide aid and comfort and resources to the people they're at war with.
It is quite literally Biden announcing they will stand against Israel.
It's a war.
There's two sides.
You can't provide aid and comfort to the enemy of one side.
hannah claire brimelow
And that's, this is the impossible situation that he's in.
I mean, I don't feel bad for him, but he is trying to say yes to both sides.
He is actually probably considering, and we know he's done this a couple of times, funding both sides of this war so he can stay in office.
And I don't think that's, I, obviously I think that we should put American troops on the border before we send them abroad.
I think that's our big, that should be a bigger national security priority for us.
But also Biden can literally not make anyone happy in this scenario and it's going to cost him.
unidentified
Or even sending money to foreign nations before helping our own states.
Look at what happened in Lahaina, in Hawaii, Flint, Michigan, in our border.
tim pool
Yeah.
unidentified
So there's money for other nations, but there's no money for U.S.
Americans.
tim pool
They got money for war, but they can't feed the poor.
Exactly.
Who said that?
ian crossland
Tupac, I think?
tim pool
Was it Tupac?
I think you're right.
I think it was Tupac.
ian crossland
Tupac Shakur.
hannah claire brimelow
Your kids and your pop culture references.
unidentified
How fun.
tim pool
No, but it's funny because I'm not one, you know, when these leftists are like, you know, there are more empty houses than homeless people.
We could solve the homeless problem overnight.
I'm like, that doesn't solve the problem.
But now we're looking at them taking illegal immigrants and putting them in apartment buildings.
And it's like, well, there was a solution to the homeless problem.
They could have just paid off these luxury hotels to take the homeless people in, effectively creating Very nice shelters!
hannah claire brimelow
They didn't care about the homeless people in America.
tim pool
Nope, they care about the homeless people outside of America.
unidentified
They don't care about the veterans either.
The veterans are in the street.
Look in New York City.
Look at these mayors.
Eric Adams, also Sheryl Jones in San Luis, Newsom, the governor of California.
These are all useless, worthless elected officials that have driven cities to the ground.
And they're just claiming their DEI card.
That's what they're doing right now.
They're playing the victim card.
And it doesn't work anymore.
The American people are fed up.
Yeah, fed up and it is sad that we have seen the cities get torn to the ground because of this policies.
So it is up to us to actually fight back and Get our guns ready, you know?
Because it has come to that point.
It has come to the point that we have to defend ourselves.
Women are getting killed and raped.
How many more women have to get killed and raped until we do something about it?
tim pool
You've got to get training.
You've got to fight to change the laws to defend the Second Amendment because you end up with stories like Lake and Riley who was this, you know...
Presumably this illegal immigrant, who I believe had been arrested before, was trying to rape her, and she was unable to protect herself from a rapist who then crushed her skull.
ian crossland
I was just last night thinking about gun control, actually being able to control your gun, being able to control your weapon, and training with it, and how a lot of people probably haven't yet trained with guns, and I think that they should if they're American and it's legal and they have the opportunity.
It's like big boy shit.
It's time to grow up and do the real stuff in life, which is learn how to control weapons.
tim pool
And make sure legal, I recommend there's like firearm insurance.
So in the event you have to defend yourself from a very serious threat, you don't have to worry about very serious legal issues after the fact.
And so these these things exist and I know a lot of people who are who are trained and advocates for Second Amendment have this.
But always just be careful because you got to keep it legal and we are winning the constitutional carry Argument, I think, just the other day.
I don't know, someone fact-check this, because someone superchatted that Louisiana was going constitutional carry.
But we gotta be careful, too!
So, I certainly am a big proponent of people having guns, and the Second Amendment, especially when we're dealing with a crime spree, that's brought us to the point where... You know, I'll say it like this.
You know, we're sitting here being like, guys, you need to have guns.
Okay, is your Second Amendment right?
You need to be trained with it.
You need to understand the laws of your jurisdiction, because the last thing we want are good, law-abiding citizens going to jail.
But look at what's going on in New York with the National Guard.
The crime has gotten to the point where a conductor, they reach their heads out of the window to check to make sure everyone's on the train before closing the doors, and someone walked up and slid his throat.
This happened in New York.
And so, and this is their fault.
You can't defend yourself in this state.
And so, I would not, if you live in New York, man, to the people in New York who are fighting the legal fight to get guns legalized and they're winning, you know, good on them.
But it's gotten so bad, they've deployed National Guard.
ian crossland
With guns.
tim pool
With guns.
With very powerful guns.
Into the subways.
And 250 state law enforcement.
This is a problem.
I'll tell you this.
You know what?
I gotta be honest.
I don't want anybody to have guns.
I don't want anybody to have them.
You know how you get to the point where no one's walking around with guns?
You get better security, law enforcement, policing, secure your borders, reinvigorate your community and your culture.
But when you have, in these cities, criminals being let go, and the recidivism rates being through the roof, Innocent people are being victimized and killed and what could what more what do you say to that at that point at that point?
It's how many more Lake and Riley stories to have to have she's not even the first story that anyone's ever talked about and the frustrating thing to me about the Lake and Riley story is that We had there.
Uh, I can't remember the woman's name in San Francisco.
Do you remember this one a few years ago?
hannah claire brimelow
I do know her.
I'll hold on.
I'll pull it.
I can't remember.
tim pool
Huge story.
The point is All of these stories all the time of innocent, law-abiding people being killed by criminals, by illegal immigrants, and the illegal immigration is an issue because the crime could have been prevented if the laws were enforced.
We should not have to live in a country where people need to be armed all the time.
But there's a reason why the Founding Fathers recognized the right to keep and bear arms was paramount.
For one, We had just had a war, so they were really concerned.
What was her name?
hannah claire brimelow
Katie Steinle, and also you were right about Louisiana.
It was the 28th state.
tim pool
Well, it was someone superchatted us that.
hannah claire brimelow
I just looked it up.
Fox has a report.
tim pool
So, definitely get armed, get trained, make sure everything you're doing is within the law and legal, and be very careful because even in the instance where you're defending yourself, you face very serious legal exposure.
ian crossland
A big part of tactical training that they teach you is yes, you are, even if you're the one defending yourself, unfortunately a lot of times the courts don't care or won't care and that you need to be ready for that.
They actually offer insurance through the tactical training, this one that I've been using.
And they're like, it's not super expensive, and you've got lawyers that understand the law, self-defense law, that you can contact in the instance that something were to happen.
hannah claire brimelow
And I think the idea, like, our culture will shift dramatically when everyone realizes you have to be on guard for your own safety.
I mean, there are people who talk about, you know, when I was growing up, I could leave
my door unlocked where I grew up.
When I, you know, I could leave my car unlocked and now I can't do that, do that in this
town.
People feel the shift when crime is at, when crime is on the doorstep and people will choose
to live differently, whether it be carry a weapon, whether it be to move out of cities,
it will have a profound effect on our country.
And I think maybe that's good because people will be more aware, self-aware.
On the other hand, it will make people feel more stressed and more hopeless.
They will feel like they can't trust people around them.
tim pool
We had something happen a year ago where someone broke into one of our properties and they were armed and shots were fired.
And were it not for, I'll keep it very simple, our security, we don't know what these guys would have done.
And it was it's three guys.
But, you know, our our security being armed was able to prevent something much, much more serious.
And so look, man, this I'm gonna I'm gonna I'll wrap this up very, very simply.
It has gotten so bad in New York, they've deployed the National Guard.
We cannot live like this.
And as the left comes out and says people shouldn't have guns, I'm like, right.
The answer is we need better security.
We need better law enforcement.
I agree we need to fix the prison system.
This is not solving the problem.
But what New York did, they created this problem.
And now they've made everything worse for everybody.
We shouldn't have to live like that.
But without, you know, going on and being a dead horse, let's jump to this next story.
unidentified
Well, let me backtrack over there.
Because Tim, bad guys with guns are stopped with good guys with guns.
And the Second Amendment is the only amendment that's going to guarantee the first one.
And countries that ban rifles, guns, or even flamethrowers are weak and gay, because you should be ashamed of yourself if you cannot defend your family, or your community, or yourself.
tim pool
Let's jump to this story.
We have this from CNN.
House panel unanimously approves bill that could ban TikTok.
This is getting crazy.
I think TikTok should be... I'll be careful here because there are grounds by which TikTok should be restricted or banned.
That I think is fair.
We ban things all the time.
We ban lots of drugs.
I don't think all drugs should be legal.
I'm not a big fan of the prison system or the war on drugs.
I think TikTok and social media is addictive, manipulative, and what they're saying about TikTok is effectively a casino slot machine for children.
And these kids can't develop resistances to the manipulation.
And that's why we say you can't gamble or drink or do these things until you're a certain age, when you're past the point where it could rewire your brain.
TikTok is so dangerous.
You know what, man?
TikTok played themselves.
Let me show you what's going on.
Our good friend Ed Krasenstein says, this is really happening, TikTok is sending people this notification.
TikTok is at risk of being shut down in the US.
Call your representative now.
TikTok is sending these notifications.
Guess what?
They play themselves.
I want to show you this.
This is from Matthew Foldy, political reporter for The Spectator.
A kid called a house office threatening suicide if the bill passes.
TikTok is destroying our kids' brains for someone to say this even as a joke.
Another office is reporting to me that they've gotten suicide threats by American children who called to try to prevent TikTok from being owned by an American company.
If TikTok has driven these kids to this point, then I'm all in favor of saying shut it down.
unidentified
I know.
I agree with that 100%.
TikTok is brainwashing kids, and they're using their algorithm, their agenda, to turn them against the United States.
We should just send them to the military.
These are pampered, weak kids.
They shouldn't be watching TikTok whatsoever.
They should be in school, but sadly in school you get indoctrinated.
The military should be the answer for this problem.
hannah claire brimelow
You want compulsory service?
unidentified
I would say like a two week training for them because these kids are so weak.
They're so ungrateful to the nation.
tim pool
Well, the issue with this is they're going on TikTok and their brains are locked into a slot machine.
It's just swiping, swiping, swiping and they're getting... It's addictive.
Well, the crazy thing is, it's fractured reality.
They're not watching an hour-long podcast where they're getting point A to point B, where a conversation is had, where you can develop neurons around certain concepts.
They're watching a video of a dog doing a backflip, and they swipe, and there's a picture of a cat jumping over a rabbit, and they swipe.
Then there's an old lady, you know, doing a jigsaw puzzle, and they swipe.
Then there's a guy swinging a stripper pole or something like this.
But it's all completely random.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, it is.
And what's interesting is we know that social media has basically shortened kids' attention spans, that they're, you know, as the advent of YouTube or whatever else, that they are looking for basically the dopamine hit from the video faster and faster and faster.
And that's what TikTok wants.
That's what TikTok rewards.
And ultimately, I think that this is not the direction as a culture we'd want, right?
We want to develop Critical analysis, critical thinking.
We want kids to want to have to go in depth and really think about their values, their issues.
And instead, the majority of TikTok's daily user are young American teenagers who are being basically being rewarded for swiping faster and faster and longer and longer all day long.
tim pool
TikTok wanted people to call their reps to stop them from shutting this down, and it's backfired.
They all unanimously voted in favor of it.
I think it was 50 to 0 on the committee or whatever.
I don't know.
Someone want to fact check me on that one?
But now you've got kids calling in threatening suicide, reinforcing the call to action that TikTok needs to be stopped.
unidentified
This clearly shows that TikTok is weaponized against America.
Plain and simple.
hannah claire brimelow
And this bill was brought by a bipartisan effort from the House Select Committee on China.
I mean, this is something that both sides of the aisle see as an issue to the young people in their demographics and their care.
unidentified
They're so easy to mold.
They're malleable.
Right.
hannah claire brimelow
And we can all say, oh, parents should step in and say, don't be on TikTok or whatever else.
But if you're a teenager, you're going to find a workaround.
That's fine.
And also, we know that there are concerns about the terms of service that come with TikTok.
I mean, this is one of the reasons you saw this wave of of administrators and governors and states saying, if you work on our Wi-Fi or if you use our devices, you cannot have TikTok because we don't know what data it's accessing because its terms of service are so broad.
And that's something that we have increasingly saw concerns.
But when that wave, one of these efforts to ban TikTok came up last year, TikTok CEO came and was interviewed by Congress.
And he was like, well, if you do this, you'll hurt all of these small businesses that depend on us, right?
I mean, TikTok itself is pulling out all the stops to say, prevent America from banning us because they're using sort of emotional arguments.
But ultimately, TikTok wants to say, Influential in the U.S.
because they are the dominant platform controlling how young Americans are spending their time and spending their money.
ian crossland
You guys know what this bill actually does?
tim pool
It would force TikTok to divest from Chinese companies.
ian crossland
Away from ByteDance?
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
So ByteDance, the owner, so ByteDance would have to sell TikTok to an American company?
hannah claire brimelow
Right.
And it would also give the president, it would designate TikTok and ByteDance apps controlled by a foreign adversary.
And it would give the president future power to say, you know, like, that another app is also controlled by a foreign adversary and therefore we need to separate it from US youth.
ian crossland
This is a horrible idea.
tim pool
No.
ian crossland
This is a terrible way to get this thing under control.
You're going to give it to an American company so that they can manipulate your kids instead.
And then you're going to give one guy the power to ban apps all across the planet?
tim pool
No, Congress is giving the ability to ban one app.
ian crossland
You just said that you're giving future presidents the authority to declare something a foreign thing and then ban it?
tim pool
That's called an act of Congress, which requires a check from the president, which is exactly how the system is supposed to operate.
ian crossland
You're saying that Congress has to, you just said the president has the authority.
hannah claire brimelow
It's not that Congress can do it alone, there's a check and balance.
tim pool
Congress passes a bill, meaning they have to vote on it.
After it's voted on, the president can choose to activate it.
That's two different branches that have to be in agreement.
That's two out of three.
That is an excellent system.
ian crossland
Okay, so this bill does not give future presidents the authority to ban social media apps.
tim pool
One app.
This app.
TikTok.
unidentified
Hannah Clare just said that a future president would also have the authority.
tim pool
Yes, she said it would declare this app a foreign adversary or whatever.
unidentified
Yes, it is foreign.
ian crossland
But then they're going to have to sell it to an American company?
unidentified
Good!
hannah claire brimelow
Then, in the future, our president could say, this app should also be considered.
tim pool
Why do we allow foreign corporations in the United States anyway?
Serious question.
ian crossland
Because of global trade.
tim pool
Great.
They can operate as a subsidiary.
I think Brazil, tons of countries do not allow you to have an independent foreign operation.
You have to be underneath an existing national operation in that country.
hannah claire brimelow
It reminds me of the laws that have come out in the last couple years of saying that we shouldn't let foreign nationals who have no claim to the U.S.
buy farmland, right?
Like, there are tons of, I mean, in this case it's Chinese groups that are buying farmland across the U.S.
and control Tens of thousands of acres.
Like, that is of a concern, right?
You don't have any tie to this country, but you literally own huge chunks of land.
unidentified
The United States is the only country in the world that allows China to buy elected officials, to buy farmland, and now to control the minds of their children.
tim pool
Well, that's not true.
But the United States does let them do that, but China does that way more in many other countries.
Like, they're buying parts of Africa and South America.
unidentified
Missouri.
tim pool
And huge numbers.
And they're buying land everywhere.
China's effectively colonizing the planet right now.
unidentified
That shouldn't be allowed whatsoever.
tim pool
The US should not allow it at all.
I want to read this from Bricktop.
He says, for your information, TikTok has the most truth on it, only behind X. I promise it's not 10% as bad as you're all making it seem.
Do you even use it?
Marketing professional here.
We do use it, and TikTok is the most censorious app we use.
It's insane the degree to which they ban, censor, and remove content on TikTok.
Yo, we go on YouTube, YouTube is nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be.
YouTube is pretty bad.
Facebook is probably, uh, Facebook is, I would say this.
TikTok's the worst.
Facebook, Instagram, and all their platforms are second, are second worst.
Then YouTube, then, uh, then X. And actually, to be fair, I think, like, X and Rumble are fairly comparable.
But, uh, Rumble's probably the best in terms of letting you say what you want to say and give your opinion.
You know, X brought back the misgendering policy, so clearly it's not perfect, but TikTok is 100% the worst.
And I can tell you this, as a company that produces social media on every single platform, And it's wild when I get a message saying, we got banned on TikTok again.
I'm like, for what?
We were reading something about economics and someone made a reference to a politician or something.
I honestly, I have no idea.
I think it may be that someone said someone was stupid.
And I'm like, they don't.
What happened?
We had one that was on dating.
We had one clip on TikTok that was about dating, and it was from... I can't remember what it was from.
It was nowhere near bad.
I think the clip was something like, well, you know, women tend to prefer, like, you know, this or that, and men tend to prefer... It wasn't like women are dumb.
It wasn't insulting women in any way.
hannah claire brimelow
Just talking about differences between men and women.
tim pool
And then they were like, violation removed.
And then we got... The original Timcast IRL account was banned outright with no strikes and no warnings.
And they didn't tell us why.
And then we've since then had numerous clips.
So so understand this.
We know that TikTok is the most censorious social media platform.
So we intentionally avoid things that we deem spicy.
So we're like, we can't upload a TikTok.
There's no point.
So we'll only upload the ones that are like economics and voting.
And we'll talk about the border a little bit, but we'll be very careful.
unidentified
Not controversial whatsoever.
tim pool
Yeah, well, I mean, you know, it's a little bit, it's politics, but we will definitely
avoid anything related to, like, leftists or gender ideology.
Nope.
And then we're like, this one was totally safe and banned.
unidentified
So common sense is not allowed.
tim pool
It's control of political thought and opinion.
TikTok, they'll allow you to, like, X doesn't allow this.
If you get banned on X, you can't make a new account.
You can, and if they catch you, they ban you again.
TikTok doesn't seem to care.
You get banned, me make a new account.
That's what everyone does.
unidentified
I got banned.
Didn't go back.
tim pool
Yeah.
I think TikTok is the absolute worst platform.
I think they absolutely manipulate young people and are intentionally making them psychotic.
I think that at the very least, if you think it should be allowed that a mass media corporation can operate in the United States under a foreign country, no algorithm allowed.
You say, fine.
ian crossland
Or open.
tim pool
Reverse chronological only.
ian crossland
Or like, open the algorithm.
tim pool
No, not even open.
ian crossland
You gotta be able to see what it's... Well, if you can verify that it's a clean algorithm, then you can use it.
tim pool
I don't care.
You can't define— Just because it's German doesn't mean it's bad.
There's no clean algorithm.
ian crossland
Well, if you can verify that the algorithm's not, like, actively sending you more of a certain type of thing because your age or the targeting— But that's what it does.
Well, some algorithms do that.
Some will just give you, like, a timeline feed.
That's an algorithm, too.
It's just a basic algorithm.
tim pool
So what you're really saying is, you would allow certain algorithms— Yes, yes.
ian crossland
I think there's ethical algorithms.
Most recently posted.
That'll be the top of your feed.
tim pool
That's an algorithm.
You would have to, the algorithm would have to be created.
It would have to fall under a specific category, be regulated, and implemented.
ian crossland
Yeah.
Yeah.
We would need people in Congress that are algorithm literate.
That's why I don't like the whole banning thing at face value.
tim pool
It can't be done.
ian crossland
It's too heavy handed.
tim pool
It's impossible.
It would be, what you're describing is not possible.
ian crossland
Of making them open their code to function?
tim pool
Making an algorithm that would be, like, if they were to say, okay, the algorithm can, like, what are the criteria by which an algorithm would be allowed to promote content?
ian crossland
Well, like minds is, um, you got your, your, what is it?
Time.
It's like a timeline.
That's an algorithm.
Like whoever, whatever most recently got posted is going to be at the top of your feed.
That's a basic algorithm.
That's called reverse chronological reverse chronological order is algorithm.
tim pool
That's right.
ian crossland
But we're not talking ethical one.
tim pool
We're talking about selective promotion.
Quite literally what I said was it would only be reverse chronological.
ian crossland
If you can, you can opt into algorithms like you can build your own algorithm.
We do that on mines a little bit.
tim pool
What criteria do you think would make an ethical algorithm?
ian crossland
That anything that would be illegal for kids should not be promoted to kids.
tim pool
So gender ideology, communism.
So you're saying it should be?
ian crossland
Because you're allowed to talk to kids about communism.
You're allowed to even indoctrinate kids with communism.
tim pool
So what you're saying is it should be legal for TikTok to use addictive social media tools To then force extremist ideology to them, and that should be allowed.
ian crossland
I think that's what I'm trying to avoid.
And how we do it, I mean, I don't know if I can come up with it on the spot and tell you exactly all the little yeses and noes.
It's not possible.
Well, I mean, that's what Congress is for, to debate that kind of stuff.
tim pool
It's not possible because they've all tried it for 20 years and it can't be done.
ian crossland
I don't think anyone's trying it.
tim pool
Every time they've tried to make a simple algorithm for promoting content people like, it's been exploited by someone else to do something bad.
So the answer seems to be reverse chronological only.
ian crossland
Yeah, or at least, in addition to, you also have your reverse chronological.
tim pool
Hey, you know what the best system was?
Subscribers.
You'd go on YouTube, you'd say, I subscribe, and if you did, it would show you the content.
And it would show you the content you subscribe to in reverse chronological order.
That should be the end of it.
Now what's happening is TikTok is saying, we're going to show people what they like.
The only problem is, people get addicted to insane things, and then you end up with kids calling Congress threatening suicide because they're addicted.
That's an insane level of addiction.
You don't need TikTok to live.
You don't need it to function.
It's not air, it's not water, it's not food.
To threaten to kill yourself is insane, and that's exactly the problem.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, I think that's the biggest concern for me, that it's negatively affecting the young people in this country.
And we know, at least I've heard that, you know, the equivalent in China operates differently.
It suggests, you know, different, more academic subjects to its young users.
And it bothers me that we, that I understand the concern.
I would worry about, you know, turning government control over or censorship.
But I think with the American youth, we know that they're hopeless.
We know that they're depressed.
We know that social media is addictive.
And so the idea that, like, we would just let them be manipulated at the hands of a company that's for profit, that's based in a different country.
unidentified
That hates us.
hannah claire brimelow
That hates us.
That doesn't like our way of life.
It seems like a moral failing to not do something.
ian crossland
I think letting any corporation control that power is unethical.
Whether they're a foreign country, I don't think any corporation has the best interest of your kids.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, but if a company doesn't do it, then does the government do it?
ian crossland
No, I think the people should do it.
That's why I want the code opened.
So that the people have to verify it on their own to know if it's going to be safe or not.
tim pool
Dane, our social media guy is hitting me up telling me what happened.
He said, Fresh and Fit read a statistic about the happiest group of women and the saddest group were working females.
TikTok banned us.
Pop Culture Crisis got banned because Mary Morgan was criticizing the show Mean Girls and TikTok users mass flagged, mass reported the clip and got it removed, I guess.
Tiktok is the worst platform.
There is literally no reason to try and utilize it for your business.
And we talked about it a while ago, like, yeah, there's issues there, but you want to fight this
indoctrination fight on their platform. And then it was just like, at a certain point, we give up.
unidentified
We get censored.
tim pool
We get deleted.
unidentified
It's useless.
ian crossland
We should put this clip on TikTok, by the way, and just see what happens.
tim pool
It'll get removed.
unidentified
Why?
ian crossland
See how long it takes before it gets taken off.
tim pool
Let's get our whole account banned for no reason.
ian crossland
No, put on some new account.
See how long it takes before this conversation gets deleted.
tim pool
So the math we have to do is, if the best we can get is some clips on TikTok, we'll take it because we're trying to win that ideological fight.
But we can't put this clip on.
Yeah.
ian crossland
It's junk wear.
I don't understand.
It's just it's just addictive wear.
That's the problem, man.
Yeah, we got to get it out of the hands of kids.
But like you take something away from an addict, they might go into delirium tremens and die.
Like you take alcohol away from an alcoholic, they can die.
So you got to ease people like cutting everything off is not the way.
hannah claire brimelow
Are you seeing the reports that Joe Biden might be late because pro Palestine protesters are blocking his motorcade?
unidentified
The left always eats their own, you know?
tim pool
We have C-SPAN pulled up right now, and we're just waiting.
Good ol' C-SPAN, waiting for the State of the Union address.
ian crossland
It's Bernie Sanders.
tim pool
It'll be late, but you know what I think?
I bet it'll be late on purpose.
ian crossland
To make it seem like it went longer.
tim pool
So that Joe Biden can go short.
ian crossland
I wonder what they're gonna do with the applause.
hannah claire brimelow
Oh, that's so smart.
So do you think the pro-Palestine protesters, they're like, yeah, come on, step in the street to make this harder for us to get there?
tim pool
No, I think the guy who organized the pro-Palestine protest is like, tell me when, guys.
And then, you know.
unidentified
Just like BLM and Antifa, you know, with the riots and the burning down of cities.
ian crossland
I wonder if they'll use applause strategically to lengthen the speech, to make it seem like... Because, you know, I prefer no applause.
I just want to hear the conversation straight through.
But I wonder what they're going to do.
hannah claire brimelow
No, they normally have applause during it.
ian crossland
Not during debates, but during speeches.
hannah claire brimelow
Because Biden needs a break so he can sit there for a moment and think about what's happening next.
ian crossland
He's got to clear his mind.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah.
serge du preez
That's such a great statement.
I love that clip now.
ian crossland
For the next statement.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah.
tim pool
Well, I suppose while we wait, we can talk a little about what we expect to hear from Joe Biden.
We've got 10 more minutes, but we have this story from the Daily Mail.
Joe Biden will target super rich in corporate America in tonight's State of the Union address with sweeping tax rises.
Thanks, DailyMail.
Raises to include hiking minimum corporate tax from 21 to 25% and a minimum 25% tax for billionaires.
I don't care for the billionaire stuff.
I actually really don't mind raising the corporate tax rate on its face.
Because you know what that does?
The corporation, they'll just spend more money.
So, whatever.
The left is going to come out and they're going to scream and be like, yeah, tax the rich.
The funny thing is, This is the funny thing about arguing with leftists.
They're like, shouldn't we tax the rich?
And then we get into the surface level argument of like, where would the taxes go?
When the real argument is, if you tax the rich, the rich will spend their money.
That's all.
They will amass more wealth and riches and they will expand their control.
That's it.
ian crossland
And if you don't tax them, they'll do the same thing.
tim pool
If you don't tax them, they'll buy assets, hard assets, and store their... If you tax the corporations at low rates, then they put that money away.
If you tax them at high rates, they spend that money as fast as they can.
The purpose of taxing corporations is to speed up the economy, not to generate money from the government, because the government doesn't need tax money to operate because they print money.
unidentified
Yeah.
Print money backed by more printing of money.
Don't forget that the rich own companies.
And who's gonna face those prices?
Those increased prices when we go to the store?
Us, the American people.
tim pool
Yeah.
unidentified
Middle America.
Hardworking Americans are gonna be putting this bill.
tim pool
There's this funny video I haven't pulled up actually.
Bloomberg opinion!
If you look at the data, Biden is quietly having a good presidency.
The question is, will it matter against Trump?
Alright, who wants to have their time wasted?
unidentified
Let's play a clip.
There's a lot of ways to evaluate the success of a president.
But if you look at the numbers, Biden's quietly having a good presidency.
We looked at 10 metrics of US success over the past three years, and each data point tells an important story.
So first, jobs.
We added 14.8 million jobs, and the unemployment rate remained below 4%.
But there were rolling recessions in tech and finance.
Wages were also stagnant for a long time before ticking up in 2023 and continuing to grow.
And of course, people are still feeling the pressure cooker impact of inflation.
But inflation has fallen too.
Cost of living is also continuing to fall.
There's even more good news.
Income inequality has continued to narrow, with most wage gains going toward lower income workers.
And household wealth has grown tremendously while debt burdens are at record lows.
The stock market is not the economy, but it's been raging the whole time.
The S&P 500 has returned 45%, double the return to the rest of the world, but not quite as high as Trump or Obama's full-term performance.
In terms of violence, overall homicide rates are falling, with overall violent crime at its lowest since 1969.
tim pool
And it's so low, in fact, that they only had to call in 750 National Guardsmen into New York City.
I love this video, because these are the liberal elites who are like, I looked at a data point in a newspaper and they said everything's good, so it must be good!
And then you get these from MSNBC when they're like, why are Virginians caring about immigration?
I mean, what's that all about?
I got another video for you.
Here's a different video of a regular person We cannot keep doing this.
unidentified
My husband and I got a notice yesterday that our mortgage payment is going up almost $200 between taxes and insurance.
On top of that, my car insurance has gone up.
My health insurance has gone up with less coverage.
My health insurance now barely covers anything, but the premiums are higher.
And daycare costs, insane.
Daycare costs, I know, I know colleges that are cheaper than daycare.
tim pool
So while we have this young woman working at Bloomberg being like, hey, we looked at the data and Biden's doing great.
The economy is doing really well.
I mean, people are feeling the heat, but it's getting so good.
You get all of these videos endlessly of people being like, I can't live this way.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, it's interesting to see the cross.
And especially since the Bloomberg video, they're showing these graphs.
So they're like, look, look, but the graphs say everything's fine.
But there's no way to actually verify the data.
There's no way to say like, oh, I'll click on the study and I'll see what's being reported.
Is that metric saying that there are fewer people being arrested for violent crimes?
Are you saying there are fewer convictions for violent crimes?
They're just like, no, here are some general terms.
And believe me, because I have graphs, I'm speaking with authority.
unidentified
Anyone can make up all of these graphs so that we can fit their narrative.
hannah claire brimelow
Or misinterpret the data.
ian crossland
Out of context, like, uh, inflation is down, I think she said, but what they don't tell you is it used to be at 1, then it was at 50, now it's at 49!
hannah claire brimelow
So we're good to go!
ian crossland
Inflation's down!
From what?
What's the reference?
We don't, we, that's, and, oh, one of the things that really annoys me is all those cuts.
We're like, she'll talk for three seconds, and then the thing will cut, and she'll talk for four more seconds, and then the thing will cut, and she'll say another statement.
hannah claire brimelow
But that's the, like, TikTok style, right?
ian crossland
And like, yo, learn how to speak for ten minutes straight without stopping.
Like, learn how to know what you're talking about before you start.
I can't... It's so annoying to watch that, that style.
It just started in the last decade.
hannah claire brimelow
No, I think it started in the last, like... Twelve years or something.
Four years while TikTok got really popular.
unidentified
I associate that with being a very specific... It was like iPhones brought it in.
ian crossland
A certain iPhone generation came out where you were able to get clips of video, one after the other, and then all of a sudden it started populating the internet.
And it makes people seem like they're smart because they'll say really articulate things, and then there'll be a cut, and they'll say another really... But they're memorizing the thing before they hit record, and then they stop, and then they memorize the next thing, then they say stop.
tim pool
I gotta say something.
I didn't do my morning show this morning because I was not feeling very well, and, you know, I wanted to make sure I was here for the State of the Union.
Oh, oh, okay, what's going on?
Something's happening.
mike johnson
Well, let- Let your Mike Johnson- Gentleman from New York, Mr. Jeffries.
unidentified
Gentlewoman from Massachusetts- All right, something's happening, we'll get that, I guess.
mike johnson
Gentlewoman- or gentleman from California, Mr. Aguilar.
Oh, I didn't roll call.
tim pool
Okay, I don't care about roll call.
So, I'll tell you the story.
Look, I wasn't feeling very well, but I knew that if I was gonna do the State of the Union show, I had to take the morning off and just relax all day, and I'm still not feeling very well, and now these pro-Palestinian protesters are gonna make me stay awake for 20 minutes extra when I gotta go to bed.
hannah claire brimelow
They're doing it to target you.
unidentified
They're coming after you.
tim pool
They're doing it to me.
They're sitting there being like, we're going to make Tim Pool stay awake.
hannah claire brimelow
I want to know who's wearing white, what we're mad about right now.
That's what Democrats do.
Do you remember this?
unidentified
Oh, with AOC?
hannah claire brimelow
They've done it a couple of times.
They're like, we're wearing white because something bad has happened to women.
unidentified
Maybe something with Gaza.
I don't know.
tim pool
From now on, wearing white is a symbol of gun rights.
hannah claire brimelow
What is Kamala saying?
tim pool
Everybody wear white to symbolize the right to keep and bear arms.
hannah claire brimelow
Okay.
tim pool
So they're just doing roll call for everybody or something.
hannah claire brimelow
Well, I hope they're having a great time.
tim pool
Dude, Congress is like the worst, worst thing ever.
Just ever.
It's like, take a committee meeting from your workplace and then just have it go nonstop for 200 years.
And like, it just turns into this.
It is the most pretentious, fake... You know, it is like the Mexican standoff of negotiations.
Everyone's pretending.
Everyone hates each other.
Nothing's going to get done.
It's just the worst thing imaginable.
unidentified
It is theater.
All of these old people.
tim pool
At least theater's entertaining.
Like, if Congress was just, like, Newsies, I'd be like, okay, that's not so bad.
hannah claire brimelow
They broke out into song and dance every once in a while.
I would be like, okay, fine, you guys are keeping us entertained.
unidentified
That'd be awesome.
tim pool
Instead, they do nothing.
Oh, we got Massey and Gates.
ian crossland
Oh, they're hanging out.
tim pool
Hanging out.
unidentified
That's a good sign.
tim pool
Oh, look at this.
hannah claire brimelow
Our future comedy ticket!
unidentified
Romney.
tim pool
Mansion Romney.
hannah claire brimelow
Do you remember when Manchin was asked?
He's like, yeah, I would consider picking Romney as a VP.
Like they are teeing up to run together.
It's so funny.
tim pool
Jamie Raskin is a second worst only to Adam Schiff.
I loved it when Michael Tracy was ragging on Adam Schiff.
That was hilarious.
He was like, it says a lot that one of the most egregious liars of our generation is about to win the Senate seat in California.
hannah claire brimelow
Did you see that Annapolina Luna is going to skip this?
And she said, I can't be part of this puppet show.
You know, we're investigating Biden and we know that he's corrupt.
And so he's just going to stand there and spin for two hours.
So I'm not even going to be there.
ian crossland
Yeah, I want to hear, is Mike Johnson talking to him?
tim pool
Who's that guy?
hannah claire brimelow
No.
ian crossland
Do you hear, like, the deflation in their voices?
Like, is their morale down?
I wanna hear Mike Johnson, see if he's up or down about this.
hannah claire brimelow
He'll stay neutral, I bet.
ian crossland
He's pretty neutral.
tim pool
Where's Trump doing his live commentary?
We should comment on Trump's commentary.
ian crossland
Like, all we need is Trump's face in a box in the corner talking to a camera as this is happening.
tim pool
I hope he pulls it off.
ian crossland
He got to it, dude.
tim pool
He's like, look at, look at Rob Dean.
ian crossland
I just gotta pause it right here.
hannah claire brimelow
That's what I wanted him to do for the debates, too.
Trump live commenting on anything is going to be hilarious.
unidentified
Oh, I know.
ian crossland
Like Snoop kind of parlayed into that kind of, uh, that career.
You know, he does streaming now.
tim pool
Oh, this is where, uh, the guy with the horns was briefly the president, right?
ian crossland
Jacob Chansley?
tim pool
Is this, is this where he was when he became president for about 20 minutes?
unidentified
That's where he sat and that, the speaker's... No, this is, this is the representatives.
tim pool
He was in the Senate chamber, I think.
ian crossland
I know that guy.
He's really cool, actually.
unidentified
Yeah, Jacob is awesome.
I met him in Arizona, and I've been with him in a few spaces.
He's an ex and loves America.
He's trying to become a congressman as well in Arizona.
He has my full endorsement.
And, you know, insurrectionists don't come with banners and selfie sticks.
They come fully armored.
ian crossland
Yeah, I think his presence on that day as the shaman actually de-escalated things.
Like, that could've been horrific.
I was talking to my dad, he was like, they could've opened fire on the crowd.
I mean, we skated by with very little real damage.
And I think Jacob's a big part of that, because he kept people calm, singing.
tim pool
So they're bringing in Skotis.
This is the worst thing ever.
unidentified
What a bunch of corrupt politicians.
tim pool
This is why I hate government, because I wouldn't want to be in this pretense.
hannah claire brimelow
Like the theater of it?
ian crossland
I'd be wearing this.
I mean, do they have a dress code?
tim pool
You know what I like about the private sector?
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, there is a dress code in Congress.
tim pool
In the private sector, I can go into someone's office, I can put my feet on their table, and tell them to shut the up, because I don't respect them, and they're bad people.
Everyone here is like, yes, yes, we're all clapping for the other people.
unidentified
It's like, dude, Fake nice to one another.
Say one thing and stab, then stab the American people in the back.
ian crossland
Is that Biden's motorcade on the right?
Finally got through?
unidentified
The Supreme Court justices have to show up wearing robes.
hannah claire brimelow
It's funny because everyone is sort of like, so what are we doing?
serge du preez
We're just waiting.
I feel like that whole, like, protest would have just been set up to slow down in order to make Biden's speech shorter.
They've been setting that up for 48 hours at least.
unidentified
There's no way that, oh, we just, we broke and they beat us this time, guys.
serge du preez
Oh, we screwed up.
tim pool
It just like gives me like- Yeah, I don't believe that they could allow a handful of just random leftists to block the president's motorcade.
I was in LA and Obama was driving through and all of Wilshire was shut down.
I couldn't even get a bus.
hannah claire brimelow
Especially since the protesters have been there for, like, several hours at this point.
You don't think anyone at any point was like, hey, there might be a problem, we should come up with another route or something.
serge du preez
Yeah, for real, no.
I was in... The same thing happened with Joe Biden in Hollywood, for me.
I was just trying to get to one place, but they locked up, like, city blocks.
It took me, like, three hours to get home, which normally takes me, like, 45 minutes.
unidentified
Everything is coordinated.
Everything is pre-planned.
This protest?
serge du preez
There's no way.
unidentified
Somebody's footing the bill, and that's somebody that supports Biden.
serge du preez
Yeah, yeah.
Someone's got to squeech as short as possible.
That's what I'm trying to do.
unidentified
Ugh, I don't know.
tim pool
Well, if Biden's like, we're going to have to go short because we got jammed up by these protesters, I'd be like, great, I'm going to bed.
unidentified
Ten dollars.
tim pool
Do you think Kevin McCarthy is, like, really angry right now?
hannah claire brimelow
Why?
tim pool
Because he's supposed to be right there.
hannah claire brimelow
Well, I mean, I think that's why he left, right?
He was like, I'm out of here.
I'm not even going to watch this happen.
They do have someone who had their first child through IVF sitting in Jill Biden's box, so he'll probably reference the frozen embryos decision.
tim pool
But didn't they just protect IVF?
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah.
I mean, I think the IVF thing is interesting, but it's definitely going to be weaponized.
I mean, Hillary Clinton came out and was like, next they're coming for birth control!
Like, this is something the Dems are trying to say in a post-Roe world, anything is something that conservatives can attack.
But all of the legislation in Alabama that they used to protect the thing they were concerned about was proposed by Republicans, from what I could find.
tim pool
There's a couple of cool guys right there.
ian crossland
There he is!
tim pool
and Byron. Cory Mills and Byron. They are both very based.
I really like Cory. He is also based.
ian crossland
He's great. I actually saw president, I think he might be the president one day,
Cory Mills. That guy's legit. Brilliant, dude. There he is.
tim pool
Biden hath arrived.
I hope you guys are ready for a riveting speech. Biden!
I am excited to bask in the sweet whimsy of Joe Biden on this evening.
hannah claire brimelow
Finally the mask is off!
unidentified
jokes I think it's gonna be like a stand-up comedy routine.
ian crossland
Finally the mask is off. He pulls off that skin-tight face mask that he's
tim pool
had on for the past year.
hannah claire brimelow
The Prime Minister of Sweden is in Joe Biden's box tonight.
unidentified
What?
Didn't he?
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, because Sweden just joined NATO today.
It became official today, and he is in the U.S.
unidentified
visiting, so he's going to hang out and watch Joe Biden.
tim pool
Sweden is the largest weapons manufacturer per capita.
ian crossland
Yeah, really?
unidentified
Yep.
hannah claire brimelow
You think he'd want to be with his own country when they join NATO, yes?
unidentified
Or is he just admitting that he's over and he doesn't care about I would go to the U.S.
ian crossland
If I get invited to the U.S., I would go.
If I was a foreign state.
hannah claire brimelow
But you think you would go on the day you get to join NATO?
Like, wouldn't you want to be with your own country?
serge du preez
It's already all done.
hannah claire brimelow
Sweden's over.
serge du preez
Who cares about them?
hannah claire brimelow
We're all a subsidiary of NATO now.
serge du preez
Yeah, it's just coming into effect now.
I think it's different now.
tim pool
There he is!
It's him!
hannah claire brimelow
Oh, he is there!
unidentified
George Santos!
Hey, he made it!
serge du preez
Wow.
ian crossland
Is he still in Congress?
hannah claire brimelow
No.
ian crossland
Is he still in the government?
unidentified
No.
hannah claire brimelow
He's someone's guest tonight, right?
unidentified
Oh, cool.
ian crossland
Yeah, gee.
unidentified
We gotta get him on the show, man.
My favorite ex-Congressman.
I love that guy.
He's funny as hell.
ian crossland
Who's that second girl?
tim pool
The judge.
unidentified
Which one?
ian crossland
The one with the glasses.
unidentified
Sonia Sotomayor.
Where's Clarence?
ian crossland
Yeah.
unidentified
I'm looking for him.
I like Clarence.
Lindsey Graham.
Another rhino.
tim pool
Is that his wife?
I'm kidding.
unidentified
I'm kidding.
hannah claire brimelow
What do you think is the best case scenario for Biden right now?
That he, like, talks for 50 minutes?
tim pool
Gavin Newsom runs up and saves his life as he collapses on stage?
unidentified
He doesn't, like, stall for too long.
Is Bob Menendez here tonight?
tim pool
Oh yeah, I don't know.
That's interesting.
hannah claire brimelow
He just announced that he's not seeking re-election, right?
Earlier today.
tim pool
You know what would be really awesome?
If while Biden was speaking, behind him, This, like, crack started to appear, and then a rift in the time-space continuum opened up, swallowing the entirety of DC all at once.
And all that was left was a gigantic crater, and we were all left wondering for the rest of time, what happened?
We don't know.
Just gone.
unidentified
I'm kidding, that would be World War III right away.
tim pool
If DC just disappeared.
Plus, there are a lot of good people right there.
You know, we were shouting out Byron and Cory Mills.
ian crossland
Do you guys know Marco Rubio at all?
I've never met him before, and I hear a lot about him.
I've been hearing about him for a decade, 15 years or so.
tim pool
We'll turn down the chatter, because the chatter is pointless.
ian crossland
I think he ran for president a couple times, Marco?
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, he ran for president.
He's out of Florida.
I saw when Mitch McConnell stepped down, there was a Marco Rubio should be next speaker.
Where's Fetterman?
I don't know.
I don't think he will be, though.
ian crossland
Yo, Fetterman.
What a heel turn, that guy.
He came from nothing, and now he's something.
unidentified
I kind of like John better.
tim pool
Yep.
hannah claire brimelow
Oh, dramatic lighting, here we go.
tim pool
No, I think he's just standing.
hannah claire brimelow
Do we think that Kamala Harris really regrets signing on as VP, or do you think she's happy?
tim pool
Yes, I think they told her she's not allowed to upstage Joe as the president, so she has to talk like a moron.
hannah claire brimelow
She's like, it'll be fine because then I get to be president.
tim pool
No one's asked the question, why is it that she didn't sound this stupid ten years ago as she does now?
And it's because they were like, look, Joe's broken, but you can't upstage the president.
unidentified
You have to look broken as well.
Wow, that's a tough job.
serge du preez
Tough gig.
ian crossland
To be honest, I'd rather watch Thomas Massey and Matt Gaetz talk and not hear what they're saying than watch any of this other crap. I'd rather just watch those guys,
their body language as they're communicating through this. Like, yeah, are you guys listening at C-SPAN?
Do this more. These guys are awesome.
This is the future of our country, man. People like this.
unidentified
That's true. I wonder if Mike Johnson is going to rip up the papers like Pelosi.
tim pool
Is that Boebert? Who's sitting next to Gates?
hannah claire brimelow
I think it's Boebert sitting next to Gates.
And who's on the end?
tim pool
Massey.
hannah claire brimelow
No, no, other side.
His face is familiar, but I can't place him.
serge du preez
We just had him, didn't we?
He was on the show.
hannah claire brimelow
No, Thomas Massey is on the other side of Bovert, but who's on the other side of Gates?
ian crossland
Yeah, Bovert was between Massey and the other guy that looked like Massey.
tim pool
Yeah, where's Clarence?
ian crossland
On the other end.
hannah claire brimelow
Are you just saying all white men with gray hair look the same?
ian crossland
I'm a racist, I guess.
unidentified
It's part of my problem.
hannah claire brimelow
You're actually filming older white men?
That's rude.
ian crossland
Everyone looks the same to me.
I don't see color.
hannah claire brimelow
You're just facially blind?
ian crossland
Everyone.
I don't see shade or tint or any of that stuff.
hannah claire brimelow
It's a classic Joe Biden event where it's just like waiting and waiting and waiting.
I thought you were supposed to start at 9, sir.
ian crossland
Yo, you guys at C-SPAN, nice job.
I like this camera coverage.
Sandman.
tim pool
No, there's one evil guy.
ian crossland
He got the boot.
He's the guy in 2016 where I was like, this DNC, there's something really, really wrong.
unidentified
He had the boot and he just swallowed it.
hannah claire brimelow
His time in government peaked at Joe Biden's inauguration when he became the meme because he had his arms crossed with his mittens on.
Do you remember that?
That was the last I saw of Bernie and then he was gone, even though he's technically still here.
tim pool
So the question is, is there a dress code for the State of the Union?
hannah claire brimelow
I think there's always a dress code in Congress.
ian crossland
I'd wear a robe.
hannah claire brimelow
What kind of robe?
tim pool
I'd wear a robe like a justice.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
ian crossland
Do you wear a crown?
You should have a gold crown too with a scepter and a robe.
unidentified
Just do the whole classic Asian... But the robe is like, everybody's wearing a suit.
tim pool
And if you have to dress up, then I choose to be outside of the norm and put on a robe.
ian crossland
Yeah.
Would you wear a white wig?
A powdered wig?
tim pool
No, I'd just wear a robe.
unidentified
I'd wear a robe.
ian crossland
Because what if they were like, you can't wear the beanie?
tim pool
Well, I just wear a robe.
What do you mean?
ian crossland
Because the white powder will make it look good on you.
serge du preez
Oh, okay.
They're discriminating against Fetterman, saying he can't wear a beanie.
ian crossland
That's mean.
That's rude.
Anytime that you pull off a hat and another hat is on, it's gonna be awesome.
tim pool
That's a joke from Teen Titans Go.
ian crossland
Oh, really?
tim pool
And it's probably just a repetitive joke used over and over again.
ian crossland
Looney Tunes.
tim pool
But when they pull off Robin's mask, he's wearing another mask underneath.
unidentified
Yeah, true.
ian crossland
Well, Biden's got me chomping at the bit.
Congratulations, Joe.
tim pool
He's late.
Okay, I swear, if he walks out in sunglasses with a leather jacket on, I'm gonna be like, okay.
hannah claire brimelow
What if presidents, when they did the State of the Union, had like a walkout song, like they do in the UFC?
What would Joe Biden's walkout song be?
ian crossland
Eye of the Tiger?
No.
You Got the Touch?
unidentified
You got the touch!
You know that song?
Yeah, that's it right there.
ian crossland
That's her boogie voice.
unidentified
Okay, now I'm not accepting any other answers.
ian crossland
Good to know!
serge du preez
He walks out to Taylor Swift.
unidentified
Oh, he walks out to Taylor Swift and she has to issue a statement being like, I am not affiliated with Joe Biden.
tim pool
No, he walks out to the song and then he looks down at Kagan in the front row and winks and licks his lips.
serge du preez
Yeah, he walks up to an edited version of Taylor Swift's song.
He's not feeling 22.
tim pool
Trouble.
serge du preez
I'm bored.
Trouble.
Feeling 1922, dude.
unidentified
Feeling 1922?
Boom.
hannah claire brimelow
Roasted.
tim pool
Sheamus.
serge du preez
That'd be crazy.
tim pool
That's one for Sheamus.
Feeling 1922.
unidentified
Yeah, Joe Biden was... This is 10 minutes on, man.
tim pool
What are you doing, dude?
He was eligible to be president back then.
unidentified
Eligible?
Yeah.
hannah claire brimelow
The thing is, anybody who's listening to this, not as the video, but just like on a podcast platform, must be skipping ahead over this, being like, come on, guys, let's get to the State of the Union.
tim pool
Hey, don't blame us, blame Joe Biden, he's late.
hannah claire brimelow
I'm also skipping ahead.
serge du preez
Ten minute push is like, whoa, dude.
Nine o'clock's supposed to start.
hannah claire brimelow
What's that thing they say about college classes?
If your professor's 15 minutes late, you can leave.
unidentified
You can leave.
hannah claire brimelow
If he's late enough, can Congress just bounce?
tim pool
The meme is grade schoolers saying, if the teacher doesn't show up, if the teacher is 10 minutes late legally, you're allowed to leave.
ian crossland
Maybe this is like a meta speech where Biden's like, you want to know what the State of the Union is?
It's that there's no one in charge.
No one's here.
tim pool
No one's present.
hannah claire brimelow
Or he's like, I got you all to communicate.
tim pool
This is the State of the Union.
There's no one in charge.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
hannah claire brimelow
That's true.
tim pool
Ian nailed it.
That was a 20 right there, Ian.
You got the touch and there's no leader.
Two 20s back to back.
hannah claire brimelow
Kamala says we have to applaud now.
ian crossland
Double 20, dude.
tim pool
It's Dr. Jill.
unidentified
Oh, man.
Love, Jay.
tim pool
I love how like a doctor and education is just worthless.
unidentified
Thank you.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, Jill Biden is pretty worthless.
tim pool
I'm really good at teaching people how to teach.
That means nothing.
unidentified
You got the touch.
tim pool
Biden's walkout song.
hannah claire brimelow
I just feel like there should be a walkout song.
It's perfect.
unidentified
Oh yeah.
tim pool
I was trying to think of something like Hansy or Gropey or something.
ian crossland
Oh yeah, you got the tongue.
I didn't even think of that part.
You didn't even realize.
Stan Bush.
tim pool
Okay, here we go.
unidentified
Peter, oh my god.
ian crossland
The greatest president of our time.
unidentified
The most votes in American history.
81 million votes.
hannah claire brimelow
Cabinet members.
mike johnson
It's the fellowship.
tim pool
The Fellowship of the Ring.
unidentified
There's Frodo.
ian crossland
He made it.
He brought the ring.
unidentified
He'll be disposing of it tonight.
tim pool
She's little.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, she's very small.
tim pool
That's Gimli.
ian crossland
Oh, yes.
unidentified
Haha.
Okay, alright.
hannah claire brimelow
I think this dressing in white thing is weird because I don't know what they're mad about,
unidentified
They're always mad about something.
hannah claire brimelow
They're like pledging a sorority in white or something.
tim pool
They're mad about gun control.
hannah claire brimelow
Are you sure?
tim pool
I already declared it.
hannah claire brimelow
I thought it was Roe v. Wade.
tim pool
I declared wearing white as a protest in gun control.
unidentified
But it was about illegal immigration.
hannah claire brimelow
Oh, right.
serge du preez
I thought they were just wearing their uniforms.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah, they are wearing white because they want to have more guns and fewer illegal immigrants in the country.
It's nice of them to do that.
tim pool
All right, is something happening yet?
serge du preez
Did Biden show up?
unidentified
I don't know.
hannah claire brimelow
No, the cabinet's just taking their sweet time.
Come on, guys.
We're behind schedule.
unidentified
There it goes.
tim pool
Washington, D.C.
is the highest concentration of talentless people who want to feel important.
hannah claire brimelow
What is she carrying?
A water bottle?
unidentified
A fire extinguisher?
It's an iPhone!
So is there going to be a fire?
I saw Mallorca's right there.
Yeah.
tim pool
What if Trump crashed the party?
hannah claire brimelow
You know what I read today?
I just saw Pete Buttigieg, just made me think about this.
Mitch McConnell's wife was the Secretary of Transportation under Trump, and then she resigned after all of January 6th, though.
tim pool
I forgot that.
You know what should have happened?
Someone should have invited Trump to be their guest, and Trump should have come.
unidentified
Would have been great.
hannah claire brimelow
He's the one booing from the corner.
tim pool
No, no, he just watches.
He just sits there and claps.
hannah claire brimelow
I think it would have gotten under Joe Biden's skin.
unidentified
Yeah, he'd freak out.
hannah claire brimelow
I think it went in a great move.
unidentified
I just think it's a great move.
It's insane.
Oh, there's our friend Mayorkas.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's like a senior center mingling party or mingling event.
It's wild.
hannah claire brimelow
Who's the best member of Biden's cabinet, if you had to pick one?
ian crossland
Like no vitality, like.
serge du preez
Yeah, it's like a senior center mingling party or mingling event, it's wild.
ian crossland
They won't be saying anything, they'll just be alone.
hannah claire brimelow
Who's the best member of Biden's cabinet if you had to pick one?
tim pool
Buttigieg. Austin.
hannah claire brimelow
Really?
Why?
tim pool
Because he just disappeared for a while.
Yeah, he just left.
hannah claire brimelow
That was rough.
tim pool
Buttigieg has disappeared longer.
ian crossland
Yeah, I haven't seen him in like a year.
hannah claire brimelow
But he told everyone he was going out.
tim pool
But I mean like, the one that's not there, you know what I mean?
Like, they do the least damage.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah.
Except for the fact that we were facing international skirmishes.
No, no.
tim pool
After Afghanistan, it's just like, you go to the dentist or whatever it is you're doing, I don't care.
unidentified
I mean, we're about to... He's in the ICU!
The dentist!
hannah claire brimelow
He was at the dentist for two weeks!
tim pool
Yeah, you know, whatever.
Whatever keeps him out of the White House.
unidentified
They all belong in a nursing home.
ian crossland
Man, I think about, like, age, having, like, age limits just because of that.
Like, at some point the body fails.
unidentified
You need strength, you need vitality, fortitude, willpower to be able to lead something.
ian crossland
And also, like, A future.
If you don't have a future to worry about, then why would you care about the present?
Except for your kids and stuff, obviously.
unidentified
They're just here because they need to keep purchasing bigger homes, nicer cars.
They have nothing else to offer.
Once they leave, they don't have a job.
What kind of value do they bring to society?
Nothing.
They've never had a job.
It's always been, run for office, you'll get rich, trade some stocks.
That's how you're going to do it.
And that's immoral.
hannah claire brimelow
Do you want to place bets on when Biden's going to take the stage here?
ian crossland
Imagine everyone just leaves Congress.
unidentified
seven minutes nine twenty two is my guess i heard that i'm trying to get my own doesn't show up
tim pool
within fifty minutes i'm legally allowed to be in the show
serge du preez
go to bed every sleep on this well
unidentified
fifteen minutes is crazy If Trump would have done this, if he would have made everyone wait, what, uh, 15 minutes, he would have gotten trashed.
tim pool
Every headline would be like, he's not capable of leading.
unidentified
He's insane.
He probably, something.
But with Biden, it doesn't work that way.
ian crossland
I wonder if he's going to address why he was late.
unidentified
Biden.
hannah claire brimelow
No.
ian crossland
You don't think so?
serge du preez
No, definitely not.
ian crossland
Let's just start with the pre-written speech.
tim pool
We don't have bail guards, but let's take some gentlemen's bets.
How many of you think he's going to say some kind of gibberish word tonight?
unidentified
Oh, that always happens.
Everybody?
serge du preez
Gibberish?
Yeah.
unidentified
Agreed.
serge du preez
Everyone agreed, so all gibberish.
unidentified
All gibberish!
serge du preez
Okay.
unidentified
Maybe Camilla jumps in and just starts laughing like a maniac.
serge du preez
Tomo laugh at?
hannah claire brimelow
He slurred several times last year. I think he will pause for like punchlines. He does do that
unidentified
He'll be like look around but after he made a joke. Pick up loss. He's known for his comedic timings.
What if like he's very good at it? What if someone just walked up and said ladies and gentlemen
hannah claire brimelow
The president is missing Then we start a new show on you the USA Network where we
unidentified
research the president Then Gavin just sidles on by, just sidles in.
hannah claire brimelow
Like, don't worry.
serge du preez
Sneaks in from the shadows.
tim pool
You know what I was thinking earlier?
hannah claire brimelow
What if they come in and they're like, Biden's tired, he doesn't want to do this, and they never go home.
tim pool
You know what I was thinking earlier?
I was leaving my house and I saw a plane in the sky, and then I thought to myself, I wonder throughout history how many people wished upon an alien spaceship on accident.
serge du preez
That's true.
tim pool
You know, and the aliens are, like, probing the minds of all humans.
And they're like, oh, that one's asking us for a wish again.
And they're like, yeah, it happens.
ian crossland
The psychic aliens that mask themselves as shooting stars to receive your wishes?
tim pool
Or aliens created the idea of wishing on a shooting star so that humans would direct their thoughts to the spaceship so they could track human desires.
ian crossland
Know thine enemy.
We've inadvertently fed them the summation of human knowledge?
tim pool
Of human desire.
unidentified
Uh-oh!
Joe Biden.
tim pool
Joe, Joe, Joe.
Here he is.
unidentified
Here he is, dude.
ian crossland
I was wrong.
unidentified
The biggest traitor of America.
What a joke.
Maybe he falls.
We'll see.
He is so old compared to even 10 years ago.
ian crossland
That guy.
tim pool
There's Matt Gaetz.
unidentified
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Doesn't look good.
tim pool
What if, like, Gates just gives him a big hug?
ian crossland
Yeah, that's what he's gotta do.
unidentified
Pretty low, I think.
Whoever is shaking his hand, he cannot be in Congress.
Whoever he is, in power.
ian crossland
That guy on the left?
unidentified
All of those guys shaking his hands.
Corrupt politicians.
Sellouts.
Chuck Schumer, not surprised.
ian crossland
Like, they're just speaking to the authority.
If he wasn't the president, no one would be giving him the time of day.
unidentified
He belongs in a nursing home.
hannah claire brimelow
Also, sir, you're almost 20 minutes late.
Like, hustle to the podium here a little bit.
tim pool
Yeah, right.
unidentified
He's gonna forget his speech with all the hands shaking.
What if he just, like, turns around and leaves, like... Well, I think this is right.
hannah claire brimelow
Like, he's dragging this out for as long as possible, so if he only speaks for 30 minutes, they can still be like, and he ended at 10 o'clock, which is about normal.
unidentified
So if those bats still go through, I'm gonna... Also, he still looks lost.
serge du preez
Under 30 minutes to my bet.
Under 30.
Sub 30 minutes.
unidentified
I think Chuck... Like, sure, behind him is, like, getting impatient with how slow this is going.
Yeah, I think Chuck is just there to guide him to the podium, because then Candela has to do her job.
He brought his time.
You can do it, Joe.
You can do it.
hannah claire brimelow
Come on, just a couple more months, Joe.
unidentified
We got you, baby.
Come on.
serge du preez
He looked bewildered.
unidentified
Somebody said thank you.
Thank you for what?
For wars?
Yeah, make America great again.
That's right.
ian crossland
Fist bump.
unidentified
Maybe she gets a handshake.
ian crossland
Bump those fists, baby.
unidentified
Look, Trump 2020 right in the bottom.
ian crossland
One America.
tim pool
That's Marjorie.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah.
unidentified
That's Marjorie.
That's right.
hannah claire brimelow
He's hugging the Democrats out of the aisle so intensely.
unidentified
It's going on the gram.
This is so fake.
hannah claire brimelow
They just really believe in gun rights.
unidentified
This is why we're no longer respected, why we're no longer feared.
Because of these politicians are so useless.
ian crossland
I would think like if I was in the Republican Party or something, I would go up to Joe and be like one America baby and like still be good on good terms.
I would go out of my way to be on good terms with the people on the other side on purpose.
A coalition building.
Abe Lincoln, that kind of mentality.
tim pool
Yeah, like, you know, he's groped a bunch of kids on camera and sexually assaulted a woman.
ian crossland
Manipulate him so he likes you so you can debase the system.
unidentified
He likes to sniff little kids.
Look at Marjorie.
tim pool
Oh, what's she saying?
Marjorie's saying something to him.
unidentified
I'm gonna be surprised if I don't know what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna be surprised if I don't know what's gonna happen.
tim pool
He ignored her.
It would have been awesome if Marjorie just looked him dead in the eyes and was like,
unidentified
We're gonna win!
And we're gonna win big!
tim pool
You know what this reminds me of?
Like, we do live events, and it'll be like, okay, we're live in five, and then when our guest is coming on, everyone's hounding him, and I'm like, like, just pull him in.
unidentified
Security's gotta go and drag him in, because this is never gonna get going.
tim pool
But he doesn't care.
Get a selfie, get a selfie real quick.
Get a selfie real quick.
unidentified
Who would want to take a picture with him?
That's my question.
serge du preez
Does the president usually walk through the entire crowd in front of the House of Representatives?
hannah claire brimelow
He has to.
That's how he enters, always.
It's just that not everyone is drawing it out.
serge du preez
Do they usually do selfies like this?
unidentified
I think this is all coordinated because they want to make him look like he's loved, like
he's respected.
Yeah.
That's the show.
That's their show.
hannah claire brimelow
He's late, and then he's just soaking up the attention.
Like, what does that communicate to the American voters, right?
This is actually about Joe's ego.
It's not about delivering a message.
It's not about speaking to the people.
If he really was trying to talk to the people, wouldn't he just book it to the podium here?
ian crossland
Or start a YouTube channel.
unidentified
Yes.
ian crossland
Or something.
hannah claire brimelow
A Joe Biden YouTube channel.
ian crossland
Anything.
serge du preez
Give me the State of the Union.
ian crossland
What's that?
It's not.
Soviet applause?
hannah claire brimelow
I think it is going to take him almost 10 minutes to get to the podium.
unidentified
This looks like a swearing-in ceremony.
All of these people taking pictures.
Shaking their hands.
hannah claire brimelow
Also, he's not walking with confidence.
It's like he's sort of neandered down the aisle.
You know what I mean?
Like...
serge du preez
Oh, this is so cool.
unidentified
I can't believe I'm here.
I can't believe this is happening.
ian crossland
I used to watch those videos of people like crying and clapping for dictators and stuff.
About how ridiculous it was that they just kept clapping.
serge du preez
Yeah, that's what it feels like.
That's what it feels like.
That's what it looks like.
unidentified
Gross.
Disgusting.
Yeah, Chuck Schumer is definitely there to guide him, you know, to push him to the podium.
30 minutes.
serge du preez
I say sub-30 minutes.
unidentified
I say he hits the stage at like 35 and then pushes sub-30.
serge du preez
Sub-30 minute speech.
Everyone's for gibberish.
They're Kamala laughing.
unidentified
Biden tripping.
hannah claire brimelow
Can the Republicans just sit down?
Like let's get this show on the road.
unidentified
Four more years of what?
Of wars, of inflation.
Did she just give him a kiss?
ian crossland
Yeah, she kissed the side of his lips.
unidentified
Like that crack part where the saliva gets out.
No respect.
ian crossland
I think she got his lips, I couldn't tell.
tim pool
Four more years.
unidentified
Only these corrupt Democrats are the only ones saying that.
tim pool
You know, like, what if he just goes up there and he's just brutally honest and everything?
unidentified
You know, I went to the doctor and he lied to everybody and said I was fine, but I'm not.
I don't even want to be here right now.
tim pool
I got two plates in my brain.
I'm 81.
I don't know how much more time I've got left.
Talking hurts.
I want to go to sleep.
serge du preez
I would love Joe if he just pulled the rug out from underneath everything and just lights it on fire.
I'm tired of this shit.
tim pool
If he did that, I'd be like, okay, that was good.
serge du preez
You'd be the greatest hero in American history.
Seriously.
tim pool
Yeah, just vote for Trump.
I don't want to do this anymore.
ian crossland
I'm tired of acting sick anyway.
I'm out of here.
serge du preez
I would go make a Joe Biden t-shirt tomorrow.
unidentified
He's like, you want to know what I was trying to do on Saturday morning?
I was trying to have a muffin and there weren't enough blueberries in it.
And I just thought to myself, I do all of this every day.
Everyone hates me and I can't even get a goddamn blueberry.
ian crossland
What am I doing?
tim pool
I'd be like, I hear you, man.
I feel you, Joe.
unidentified
People would be like, yeah, some good points, Joe.
Makes himself more relatable by just admitting that this is the worst.
ian crossland
Does it always start at 9, 20 minute schmooze fest, and then he talks?
tim pool
Yeah, it's usually like right before 9 he's walking in.
hannah claire brimelow
Yes, he starts at 9.
unidentified
Well, I can actually, I can pull up the old... Last year's?
I don't see Clarence Thomas.
ian crossland
I have not seen him since.
unidentified
I love it when he gets grueling, when he gets activated, you know?
ian crossland
I just heard him talk for the first time on a video like last week.
He was complaining.
He said something to somebody.
A bunch of people laughed.
He seemed very friendly.
Do you know him?
unidentified
Not personally.
Hopefully, I will in the future.
hannah claire brimelow
He's right there.
He just needs to go off like 12 more feet and then finally we'll hear from Joe Biden.
unidentified
It is great to be here, folks.
hannah claire brimelow
They just all gestured to him, like, come on, this way.
ian crossland
Joe, you did it.
unidentified
Made it to the podium.
Your lifetime of service has finally paid off.
tim pool
I'm pretty sure last year he started very promptly.
serge du preez
Yeah, because everyone was doubting his abilities.
tim pool
And it went a little bit over.
unidentified
Is Mike going to rip up the papers like Pelosi did?
Is he strong enough to do it?
Doesn't he just look not confident in his body language?
It is 9.26 and finally... Yeah, if he raps by 10, wow.
tim pool
Sub 30.
unidentified
I'm calling it.
serge du preez
I'm calling it.
tim pool
What if he's just like, the State of the Union is pretty good and thank you for coming.
hannah claire brimelow
I wish.
ian crossland
This year the State of the Union is Tennessee!
unidentified
And then he has a thing like, State of the Union.
Guys, this... This year's State of the Union.
This State of the Union could have been an email.
Could have been an email.
Same as Nikki Haley's campaign.
Wow, the applause didn't stop for ten minutes.
That's crazy.
hannah claire brimelow
Started my stopwatches, ladies and gentlemen.
Here we go.
joe biden
Good evening.
If I were smart, I'd go home now.
hannah claire brimelow
Yes.
unidentified
Wow.
Whoa, what was that?
That was weird.
hannah claire brimelow
That was like a jump cut.
ian crossland
Yeah.
joe biden
Madam Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans.
unidentified
There it was.
joe biden
In January 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation, and he said, I address you at a moment unprecedented in the history of the Union.
unidentified
Wow.
joe biden
Hitler was on the march.
Can you tally his slurs, Serge?
tim pool
Yeah.
How many is that, like 16 already?
unidentified
Wow.
joe biden
I'll give him like three.
Well, I think it was just one so far.
serge du preez
How many is that? Like 16 already?
joe biden
Wow.
This was no ordinary time.
serge du preez
I'll give him like three.
joe biden
Freedom of democracy.
tim pool
Well I think it was just one so far.
joe biden
We're under assault in the world.
Tonight, I come to this same chamber to address the nation.
Now, it's we who face unprecedented moment in history.
history of the union.
And yes, my purpose tonight is to wake up the Congress and alert the American people
that this is no ordinary moment either.
Not since President Lincoln and the Civil War have freedom and democracy been under
assault at home as they are today.
What makes our moment rare is that freedom and democracy are under attack both at home
and overseas at the very same time.
Overseas, Putin of Russia is on the march, invading Ukraine and sowing chaos throughout
Europe and beyond.
If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine, I assure you he will not.
ian crossland
Why is that a good thing?
unidentified
It's the positive applause that bothers me.
serge du preez
Just watch Kamala's reaction.
That's all that I'm here for.
Just to see her try and keep her straight face.
joe biden
She's the human equivalent of the applause light that they show studio audiences.
unidentified
More funding.
More billions.
Kamala's gonna stand up and clap, because everyone else did.
War is good.
Yes!
We need to wake up and fund more.
joe biden
That is all Ukraine is asking.
They're not asking for American soldiers.
In fact, there are no American soldiers in the war in Ukraine, and I'm determined to keep it that way.
tim pool
Pretty sure that's not true.
joe biden
Now, assistance to Ukraine is being blocked by those who want to walk away from our world leadership.
serge du preez
There's another one.
joe biden
It wasn't long ago when a Republican president named Ronald Reagan thundered, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
tim pool
I mean, like, 40 years.
That's not long ago to him.
Just half his life.
joe biden
Yesterday.
unidentified
Ukraine has gotten more money than the entire Marine Corps.
joe biden
That's actually not a quote.
tim pool
Also say his name, dude.
That's actually not a quote.
joe biden
The president actually said that.
hannah claire brimelow
Also say his name, dude.
joe biden
Falling down to a Russian leader.
I think it's outrageous, it's dangerous, and it's unacceptable.
unidentified
Uh oh, it's a campaign speech.
hannah claire brimelow
Oh, Mitt Romney stood up for that one.
joe biden
America is a founding member of NATO, the military alliance of democratic nations created after World War II to prevent war and keep the peace.
Today, we've made NATO stronger than ever.
We welcomed Finland to the alliance last year.
tim pool
Oh, I thought he was going to mess it up.
serge du preez
Me too.
hannah claire brimelow
He's getting nervous.
joe biden
Sweden officially joined and their minister is here tonight.
Come here, stand up.
hannah claire brimelow
He's not even saying his name.
unidentified
He couldn't remember.
He couldn't remember his name.
hannah claire brimelow
Their minister, that guy who I had lunch with today.
unidentified
Whoever is sitting next to my wife.
joe biden
And they know how to fight.
unidentified
He's saying that it's okay to go to war to continue the funding for Ukraine.
joe biden
I say this to Congress, we have to stand up to Putin.
Send me a bipartisan national security bill.
History is literally watching.
History is watching.
If the United States walks away, it will put Ukraine at risk.
Europe is at risk.
The free world will be at risk, and Bolton and others to do what they wish to do us harm.
tim pool
And?
joe biden
My message to President Putin, who I've known for a long time, is simple.
We will not walk away.
unidentified
I think so far it's going to count as like 10 squats for Kamala Harris.
tim pool
So she's getting her exercise in.
Yeah, she's just standing up, sitting down nonstop.
hannah claire brimelow
Well, she has her serious face on.
unidentified
I will not bow down!
joe biden
In a literal sense, history is watching.
History is watching.
Just like History Watch three years ago on January 6th.
hannah claire brimelow
Of course.
How far are we into this?
joe biden
Two minutes?
Man, you're here on that darkest of days.
hannah claire brimelow
Just over five minutes in, January 6th.
unidentified
Darkest of days, dude.
joe biden
Insurrectionists don't come with selfie sticks and banners.
It was Entrapment Day.
the will of the people. Overstirred the will of the people.
tim pool
Wait, someone's heckling.
joe biden
...lies about the 2020 election.
You write overstirred down?
...to steal the election posed a great, gravest threat to US democracy...
tim pool
There's another one.
joe biden
...since the Civil War. But they failed.
unidentified
It was Entrapment Day. That's what it was.
joe biden
America stood strong and democracy prevailed.
unidentified
He should be giving his speech from Kiev, Ukraine, not from here.
joe biden
My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about January 6th.
I will not do that.
This is the moment to speak the truth and to bury the lies.
Here's the simple truth.
You can't love your country only when you win.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Oh, is he talking to Hillary Clinton?
Is he talking to the Democratic Party, who every single election, as long as I've been alive, they've challenged?
joe biden
As I've done ever since being elected to office, I ask all of you, without regard to party, to join together and defend democracy.
Remember your oath of office of defending against all threats, foreign and domestic.
Respect free and fair elections.
Restore trust in our institutions.
And make clear, political violence has absolutely no place, no place in America, zero place.
tim pool
Look at all the Democrats who supported Antifa clapping for this.
unidentified
The burning down of cities all across the country.
joe biden
It's not hyperbole to suggest history is watching.
We're watching.
Your children and grandchildren will read about this day and what we do.
tim pool
Not Democrats, they don't have any.
joe biden
They've aborted them all.
unidentified
I think the white women, the women dressed in white, is the Hamas caucus.
tim pool
I think it's abortion.
Isn't it?
joe biden
That's what it was last time.
tim pool
Murderers then.
They're on a big Roe v. Wade kick.
was last time.
unidentified
Murderers then.
joe biden
She scheduled treatments to have that second child.
hannah claire brimelow
They're on a big Roe v. Wade kick.
tim pool
Oh IVF.
joe biden
The Alabama Supreme Court shut down IVF treatments across the state.
Unleashed by a Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v.
unidentified
Wade.
joe biden
She was told her dream would have to wait.
hannah claire brimelow
No, it had nothing to do with Robey Wade.
unidentified
It had nothing to do with Robey Wade.
joe biden
Unless Congress acts, it could happen again.
So tonight, let's stand up for families like hers.
To my friends across the aisle, don't keep this waiting any longer.
hannah claire brimelow
This L.A.
Supreme Court said embryos that you make with the intention to have children should count as children.
unidentified
Seems reasonable.
We should watch a few minutes of an Obama stay in the union after this at some point because I bet it's...
joe biden
I don't want to do that.
No, that doesn't... He's just doing campaign speech.
defending reproductive freedom.
There's so much more.
unidentified
Reproductive freedom, yeah.
ian crossland
He's just doing campaign speech.
unidentified
He's defending murder.
Thank you.
joe biden
My predecessor came to office determined to see Roe v. Wade overturned.
tim pool
And he did it.
joe biden
He's the reason it was overturned.
And he brags about it.
Look at the chaos that has resulted.
serge du preez
What chaos?
unidentified
86,000 babies saved.
joe biden
Joining us tonight is Kate Cox, a wife and mother from Dallas.
She's become pregnant again and had a fetus of a fatal condition.
Her doctor told Kate that her own life and her ability to have children... What?
unidentified
in the field. What children? Clip it.
tim pool
Clip it, ladies and gentlemen!
joe biden
It happens.
unidentified
act, Kate and her husband had to leave the state to get what she needed. Within six minutes.
joe biden
What her family got through should have never happened as well, but it's
happening to too many others. There are state laws banning the freedom to choose,
criminalizing doctors, forcing survivors of rape and incest to leave their states
to get the treatment they need. Many of you in this chamber and my predecessor
are promising to pass a national ban on reproductive freedom.
unidentified
Say his name!
Say his name!
joe biden
My God, what freedom else would you take away?
Look.
serge du preez
Do you understand the word, bro?
joe biden
It's a decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.
The Supreme Court majority wrote the following, and with all due respect, Justices, women are not without electoral power.
unidentified
So what?
hannah claire brimelow
That's not what Roe v. Wade said.
joe biden
You're about to realize just how much you've relied on him.
hannah claire brimelow
What did he say?
serge du preez
You're about to realize what?
He's muttered.
tim pool
He didn't even say anything.
hannah claire brimelow
You're about to realize.
He's saying that women are going to come out and vote for him because they're mad about Roe v. Wade.
That's their big push this year.
That if they can say abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, that that will save them.
joe biden
Those bragging about overturning Roe v. Wade have no clue about the power of women.
But they found out when reproductive freedom was on the ballot, we won in 2022 and 2020, and we'll win again in 2024.
tim pool
They didn't win in 2022.
unidentified
They lost.
tim pool
It was tied in the Senate, and Republicans won.
Look, not even the liberal justices are clapping.
unidentified
We need to have more babies.
That's what we need to do.
joe biden
If you, the American people, Send me a Congress that supports the right to choose.
I promise you, I'll restore Roe v. Wade as the law of the land again.
tim pool
Lie!
They've said that every time.
We will codify Roe, and they never do, because they need the wedge issue.
joe biden
Folks, America cannot go back.
I'm here tonight to show what I believe in the way forward, because I know how far we've come.
Four years ago next week, before I came to office, the country was hit by the worst pandemic and the worst economic crisis in a century.
Remember the fear?
Record losses?
Remember the spikes in crime and the murder rate raging virus?
serge du preez
That's actually been debunked, actually.
joe biden
It took more than one million American lives.
hannah claire brimelow
The spike in crime from someone in love?
serge du preez
Yeah, there's no spike in crime.
joe biden
The mental health crisis of isolation and loneliness.
unidentified
That's why the National Guard is not being deployed in New York.
serge du preez
Yeah, it's all fake news.
joe biden
I don't know what the president is saying here.
The most basic presidential duty that he owes to American people, the duty to care.
I think that's unforgivable.
unidentified
Somebody said liar.
joe biden
I came to office determined to get us through one of the toughest periods in the nation's history.
hannah claire brimelow
Mike Johnson just shook his head.
joe biden
We have.
It doesn't make new, but news in a thousand cities and towns.
unidentified
Mark it down.
Next time we should have like a button you can click and it adds the counter on the screen.
joe biden
Next time we should have a button you can click and it adds the counter on the screen.
Building an economy from the middle out and the bottom up, not the top down.
Investing in all America, in all Americans, to make sure everyone has a fair shot.
unidentified
We leave no one behind.
The pandemic no longer controls our lives.
joe biden
The vaccine that saved us from COVID The CDC is saying that you can treat the COVID as a flu.
ian crossland
Did he just say the vaccine developed for COVID is now being used to beat back cancer?
tim pool
The MRA technology.
joe biden
The imperial economy is on the brink.
Now our economy is literally the envy of the world.
unidentified
For the past 20 years, a record. A record.
tim pool
Wait, wait, is he talking about 10 million illegal immigrants wanting to come here?
joe biden
Dude!
tim pool
We all laughed.
unidentified
What?
Printing an insane amount of money for other countries.
Where do you live, dude?
joe biden
A record 16 million Americans are starting small businesses and each one is a literal act of hope.
unidentified
Oh, I thought you were going to say an act of terrorism.
joe biden
Historic job growth and small business growth.
Black and Hispanics and Asian Americans.
800,000 new manufacturing jobs in America and counting.
Where is it written we can't be the manufacturing capital of the world?
unidentified
We are and we will!
joe biden
More people have health insurance today than ever before.
The racial wealth gap is as small as it's been in 20 years.
Wages keep going up, inflation keeps coming down.
Inflation has dropped from 9% to 3%, the lowest in the world and tending lower.
hannah claire brimelow
Tending lower?
ian crossland
I think you should say trending lower.
tim pool
That's a slur, that's a slur.
unidentified
Mark it down.
joe biden
Do I gotta sit here for an hour?
You won't make it.
I think we're almost done.
Did he say exporting jobs?
unidentified
Exporting American jobs.
Yeah, it does.
tim pool
It says exporting American jobs on the screen.
hannah claire brimelow
So he said the quiet part out loud.
tim pool
It said it in the closed caption!
serge du preez
And we are importing American products.
joe biden
Consumer studies show consumer confidence is soaring.
Buy America has been the law of the land since the 1930s.
tim pool
Buy America?
joe biden
Past administrations, including my predecessor, including some Democrats as well in the past, failed to buy American.
Yeah, that was a slur.
He's only acknowledged three of the 20 guests that were invited to sit with Joe Biden.
like helping build American roads, bridges and highways will be made with American products
and built by American workers.
hannah claire brimelow
He's only acknowledged three of the 20 guests that were invited to sit with Joe Biden.
unidentified
So, all these new American workers just came across the border the other day.
And don't forget that Lehanna Citizens received this.
joe biden
The United States is investing more in research and development than ever before.
During the pandemic, a shortage of semiconductors, chips, that drove up the price of everything from cell phones to
automobiles.
And by the way, we invented those chips right here in America.
hannah claire brimelow
We just make them in Taiwan.
joe biden
Well, instead of having to import them, private companies are now investing billions of dollars to build new chip factories here in America, creating tens of thousands of jobs.
Many of those jobs paying $100,000 a year and don't require a college degree.
unidentified
Whoa.
So is that going to the illegal immigrants?
joe biden
My policies have attracted 650 billion dollars in private sector investment.
tim pool
I thought he was going to say 650 billion people.
joe biden
creating tens of thousands of jobs here in America.
And thanks to our bipartisan infrastructure law, 46,000 new projects have been announced all across your
communities.
And by the way, I noticed some of you who strongly voted against it are there cheering on that money coming in.
unidentified
Yeah, they're getting paid off.
joe biden
I'm with you.
unidentified
I'm with you.
joe biden
If any of you don't want that money in your district, just let me know.
unidentified
I'm with you.
ian crossland
Fractional Reserve Banking is really awesome.
joe biden
Print as much as you want.
There you go.
That's a slur.
Yeah.
Maybe Lahaina gets reconstructed.
You can drink clean water without risk of brain damage.
unidentified
Maybe Lahaina gets reconstructed.
joe biden
Providing affordable high-speed internet for every American no matter where you live, urban, suburban, or rural
communities in red states and blue states.
Record investments in tribal communities because of my investment in a family farm.
unidentified
Like illegal immigrants.
Thanks.
Look at how happy they make Paul.
joe biden
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
unidentified
Right there?
joe biden
Yeah, what was that?
Secretary of Agriculture.
He slurred that one.
unidentified
Remember when he was like, only subsidized farm loans for people of color?
joe biden
No white farmers can have them.
I'm sorry, darling.
unidentified
Remember when he was like, only subsidized farm loans for people of color?
hannah claire brimelow
No white farmers can have them.
joe biden
Isn't that racist?
Hope was fading.
Then I was elected to office, and we raised the Belvedere repeatedly with auto companies, knowing unions would make all the difference.
The UAW worked like hell to keep the plant open and get these jobs back, and together we succeeded.
Instead of auto factories shutting down, auto factories reopening, and a new state-of-the-art battery factory is being built to power those cars there at the same time.
tim pool
Sit down, Kamala.
We get it.
ian crossland
I guess he's giving us a state of the union.
I just don't know if it's true.
hannah claire brimelow
Well, and, like, all these jobs are coming back.
But do you remember how many people lost their jobs because we froze the economy?
joe biden
Instead of your town being left behind, your community is moving forward again.
Because instead of watching auto jobs in the future go overseas, 4,000 union jobs with higher wages are building a future in Belvedere right here in America.
tim pool
Oh, is she going to stand up again?
unidentified
I think you can work out.
serge du preez
Just do the cologne hair.
tim pool
I was saying, she's got like 20 squats.
joe biden
Is UAW President Sean Fain a great friend and a great labor leader?
Sean, where are you?
tim pool
That was a slur.
ian crossland
A great labor-der-der?
tim pool
Yeah.
Labor-der-der?
unidentified
A great friend and a great labor-der-der.
tim pool
Labor leader, that's what it said.
joe biden
And Don... And Don Sim!
A third generation worker, UAW worker at Belvedere.
Shawn, I was proud to be the first president to stand on the picket line.
And today, Dawn has a good job in her hometown, providing stability for her family, and pride and dignity as well.
Showing once again, Wall Street didn't build America.
They're not bad guys, they didn't build it though.
The middle class built the country, and unions built the middle class.
unidentified
In factories, but they're no longer in the United States.
ian crossland
I saw a documentary called Men Who Built America, and it was about Rockefeller and Rothschild and definitely the big banks.
Maybe tongue-in-cheek.
joe biden
I say to the American people, when America gets knocked down, we get back up.
unidentified
Except for me and the stairs.
We keep going.
serge du preez
No, he's right.
Look at Kamala.
unidentified
She keeps getting back up.
serge du preez
She's setting an example.
joe biden
That lady crying?
Great liberal tears.
tim pool
That counts.
joe biden
Oh, it's strong again.
It was strong last year, too.
unidentified
Sub-30.
joe biden
Because if you are future is brightest, because if you, at tonight, we can proudly say the
unidentified
Sub-30.
joe biden
state of our union is strong and getting stronger.
ian crossland
Oh, it's strong again.
It was strong last year too.
serge du preez
Sub 30.
Sub 30.
tim pool
What if it was like the state of the union is?
hannah claire brimelow
Is that the end of his speech?
He's got like 10 more people in that box to acknowledge.
He just passed 21 minutes from what I can tell.
unidentified
Oh, it'd be so amazing if he was like, all right, I'm out!
hannah claire brimelow
Well, that's normally how they close.
unidentified
Four more years.
joe biden
That we can build together a future where the days of trickle-down economics are over And the wealthy and the biggest corporations no longer get to allow the tax breaks.
There you go It's so many How many do you have so far?
unidentified
Uh, over 20.
joe biden
Do you know the whole number?
unidentified
25, 27.
serge du preez
That's more than one per minute.
tim pool
I probably missed a couple right there.
joe biden
What do you have so far?
serge du preez
Over 20.
tim pool
Do you know the whole number?
25, 27.
serge du preez
That's more than one per minute.
joe biden
I probably missed a couple right there.
hannah claire brimelow
That's why I determined to turn things around so middle class does well.
joe biden
When they do well, the poor have a way up and the wealthy still do very well.
serge du preez
We all do well.
joe biden
And there's more to do to make sure you're feeling the benefits of all we're doing.
Americans pay more for prescription drugs than anywhere in the world.
And I'm not saying that because I'm a big fan of the American people.
I'm not saying that because I'm a big fan of the American people.
I'm saying that because I'm a big fan of the American people.
hannah claire brimelow
Who doesn't say the word insulin?
joe biden
It's wrong, and I'm ending it.
tim pool
What if he was like, there's this thing called communism, and once it's in place, your medicine will be free.
serge du preez
It hasn't been tried yet.
unidentified
But we won't build the wall.
With the wall?
joe biden
Well, I propose and sign not one of your Republican buddies voted for it.
We finally beat Big Pharma.
Instead of paying $400 a month or thereabouts for insulin with diabetes, it only costs $10 to make, they only get paid $35 a month now and still make healthy profit.
unidentified
And I want to... What to do next?
joe biden
I want to cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month for every American who needs it.
Everyone.
serge du preez
These are justified.
hannah claire brimelow
They weren't lauded, son.
joe biden
For years, people have talked about it, but finally, we got it done and gave Medicare the power to negotiate lower prices on prescription drugs, just like the VA is able to do for veterans.
serge du preez
Oh yeah, I've heard a lot of good things about the VA.
hannah claire brimelow
Yes, that government subsidized healthcare is great.
serge du preez
I've heard a lot of good things about the VA.
joe biden
Bernie's with a mask.
unidentified
Does he have COVID or what?
tim pool
And he wasn't wearing the mask before.
He was sitting the whole time without it.
unidentified
It's old theater, old facade.
C-SPAN was airing this before the speech started.
Somebody told him to put up a mask.
Covid is coming back, election year.
serge du preez
Put the mask on, why not?
joe biden
Maybe this person next to him has B.P.L.
or something.
Alright, let's get it.
It's now time to go further and give Medicare the power to negotiate lower prices for 500 different drugs over the next decade.
We're making a lot of money, guys.
ian crossland
From heart disease to arthritis?
unidentified
He's also making a lot of money from the war.
joe biden
And we'll still be extremely profitable.
Will not only save lives, it will save taxpayers another $200 billion.
Starting next year, the same law caps total prescription drug costs for seniors on Medicare at $2,000 a year, even for expensive cancer drugs that cost $10,000, $12,000, $15,000.
I want to cap prescription drug costs at $2,000 a year for everyone.
Medicare at $2,000 a year, even for expensive cancer drugs that cost $10,000, $12,000, $15,000.
I want to cap prescription drug costs at $2,000 a year for everyone.
unidentified
Across the board, huh?
joe biden
Folks, I'm going to get in trouble for saying that, but if you want to get in the Air Force
want me to fly to Toronto, Berlin, Moscow?
I mean, excuse me.
Well, even Moscow, probably.
And bring your prescription with you, and I promise you I'll get it for you for 40% the cost you're paying now.
Same company, same drug, same place.
unidentified
Toronto, Berlin.
serge du preez
The big guy.
The big guy can pull it off, guys.
joe biden
The Affordable Care Act.
The old Obamacare.
unidentified
It's still a very big deal.
ian crossland
He just told people to go to Moscow.
unidentified
What did he say?
serge du preez
What did he even say right there?
tim pool
He said, if you go to Moscow with me, I'll get you a drug for cheaper.
hannah claire brimelow
I know this guy named Putin.
He'll help us out.
unidentified
I thought Putin was the enemy.
joe biden
Over 100 million of you can no longer be denied health insurance because of a pre-existing condition.
But my predecessor and many in this chamber want to take this prescription drug away by repealing the Affordable Care Act.
I'm not going to let that happen.
We stopped you 50 times before and we'll stop you again.
In fact, I'm not only protecting it, I'm expanding it.
The enacted tax credits of $700 per person per year reduce health care costs for millions of working families.
That tax credit expires next year.
I want to make that savings permanent.
tim pool
What's the opposite of clapping?
Can we do something that's like signifying disdain?
joe biden
What if we clap backwards?
hannah claire brimelow
My high school used to put up newspapers where they would announce the other team's players.
Maybe they should do that.
ian crossland
You could do this.
joe biden
It's like a vacuum, sort of smacking.
unidentified
It's like a vacuum, sort of smacking. Big Dr. Gil Bynum.
Who is that? Who is that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's
that? Who's that? Who's with us.
joe biden
Thank you.
hannah claire brimelow
If inflation keeps coming down, mortgage rates will come down as well.
joe biden
I know the cost of housing is so important.
serge du preez
He's third cough.
joe biden
Inflation keeps coming down, mortgage rates will come down as well.
And the Fed acknowledges that.
But I'm not waiting.
I want to provide an annual tax credit that will give Americans $400 a month for the next two years as mortgage rates come down.
unidentified
Buying boats.
I'm just buying boats.
joe biden
To put into their mortgages when they buy their first home or trade up for a little more space.
hannah claire brimelow
I just want to contrast this with the energy that Trump has while speaking.
I would like to get back to those state of the unions, where the person is like breathing life into the room instead of whatever this is.
joe biden
Sucking it out of it.
There's also eliminating title insurance on federally backed mortgages.
unidentified
What about homeless veterans?
hannah claire brimelow
You can save $1,000 or more as a consequence.
joe biden
For millions of renters who are cracking down on big landlords who break antitrust laws.
unidentified
He doesn't remember what he's doing about the antitrust law.
joe biden
We've cut red tape so builders can get federally financing, which is already helping build
federally. 1.7 million new housing units nationwide.
unidentified
He's buying boats over here, guys.
joe biden
And renovate 2 million affordable homes and bring those rents.
To remain the strongest economy in the world, we need to have the best education system in the world.
And I, like I suspect all of you, want to give a child, every child, a good start by providing access to preschool for three and four years old.
hannah claire brimelow
Give me your kids earlier!
unidentified
So that way I can indoctrinate them with all of my rumors.
hannah claire brimelow
And we're doing year-round school so your kids can never escape.
ian crossland
For every child on earth.
unidentified
Three years old.
joe biden
Children coming from broken homes where there's no books, no not read-do, no spoken-do very often.
Start school, kindergarten or first grade, hearing, having heard a million fewer words spoken.
Well, studies show that children who go to preschool are nearly 50% more likely to finish high school, go on to earn a two and four year degree, no matter what their background is.
unidentified
And now pumping themselves with hormones and mutilating themselves.
hannah claire brimelow
All I've heard is kids who go to preschool are more likely to take out a federally backed college loan and be in debt when they start as adults.
But that sounds good.
joe biden
A year and a half ago, the leaders of the business roundtable.
They were mad that I, they were angry.
unidentified
Well, there's another one.
joe biden
Disgusting.
Why I wanted to spend money on education.
I pointed out to them as vice president, I met with over eight, I think it was 182 of those folks.
Don't hold me to the exact number.
I won't.
And I asked them what they need most, the CEOs.
And you've had the same experience on both sides now.
They say a better educated workforce, right?
So I looked at them.
And I say, I come from Delaware.
DuPont used to be the eighth largest corporation in the world.
And every new enterprise they bought, they educated the workforce to that enterprise.
But none of you do that anymore.
Why are you angry with me providing you the opportunity for the best educated workforce in the world?
And they all looked at me and said, I think you're right.
I want to expand high-quality tutoring and summer learning to see that every child learns to read by third grade.
Third grade?
unidentified
That has everyone sit up and clap their eyes.
hannah claire brimelow
That feels late, no?
unidentified
Yeah, that feels very late.
joe biden
I'm also connecting local businesses and high schools so students get hands-on experience and a path to a good-paying job whether or not they go to college.
unidentified
And I want to make sure that college is more affordable Yeah, it's first grade.
So he's saying send them to companies, but then... He's saying relax the standards.
joe biden
Relax the standards, guys.
Please find a company to take.
unidentified
It seems a little late, but guys, if I'm from Thailand... They're watching TikTok right now.
All the kids.
hannah claire brimelow
TikTok has captions.
They can read those, right?
joe biden
I was told I couldn't universally just change the way in which we dealt with student loans.
I fixed two student loan programs that already existed.
hannah claire brimelow
I was told I couldn't be a dictator.
joe biden
To reduce the burden of student debt for nearly 4 million Americans, including nurses, firefighters.
I know there's a public service.
unidentified
It is not up to the government to pay off the debt of other people.
joe biden
Apparently, Truth Social crashed where Trump is doing his live commentary.
unidentified
How is he?
hannah claire brimelow
So Trump is live?
Trump is doing his live commentary.
joe biden
Oh, is he?
Thank you.
He's educated hundreds of students so they can go to college.
Now he's able to help after debt forgiveness get his own daughter to college.
After debt forgiveness.
hannah claire brimelow
After debt forgiveness.
unidentified
So Trump is live?
ian crossland
He is, although I heard Truth Social just crashed.
Ripping it apart, I hope.
unidentified
Definitely not a coincidence.
joe biden
The economy because folks are now able to buy a home, start a business, start a family.
serge du preez
Where?
hannah claire brimelow
If they take out federal money, if they take out money from the government, they can do it.
tim pool
Trump's real-time tweeting on Truth.
hannah claire brimelow
It would have been more amusing if he were like live video commenting.
unidentified
Yeah, it would be huge.
Thank you.
Thank you.
joe biden
By the way, the first couple years, we cut the deficit.
Now, let me speak to the question of fundamental fairness for all Americans.
I've been delivering real results in fiscally responsible ways.
We've already cut the federal deficit.
We've already cut the federal deficit over a trillion dollars.
tim pool
Oh, that was a bad one.
joe biden
I signed a bipartisan deal to cut another trillion dollars in the next decade.
It's my goal to cut the federal deficit another three trillion by making big corporations very wealthy, finally beginning to pay their fair share.
unidentified
That's my credit.
hannah claire brimelow
Do you hear that, Hunter?
He's coming for your money.
unidentified
Look, I'm a capitalist.
joe biden
If you want to make a million or millions of bucks, that's great.
Just pay your fair share in taxes.
tim pool
Define fair share.
unidentified
Is Hunter going to pay his fair share?
tim pool
A fair tax?
unidentified
Topping 1%.
joe biden
That's a slur.
things that make this country great. Healthcare, education, defense and so much more. But here's
the deal. The last administration enacted a $2 trillion tax cut, overwhelmingly benefit
the top in 1% top in 1% and exploded the federal deficit.
unidentified
They added more.
You guys see that guy?
joe biden
I'm not going to give up on my life.
unidentified
Yes.
joe biden
Under what plan?
Plans to drive us into economic collapse?
Seems like the pandemic was good, says Biden.
$100,000, you'll pay additional penny in federal tax.
unidentified
Economic collapse.
joe biden
Nobody not one penny.
unidentified
And they haven't yet.
joe biden
In fact, the child tax credit I passed during the pandemic cut taxes for millions of working
families.
unidentified
Seems like the pandemic was good, says Biden.
hannah claire brimelow
Child poverty?
unidentified
Restore that child tax credit.
joe biden
Restore that child, Paxton.
Cut.
unidentified
Thank you.
No child should go hungry in this country.
joe biden
The way to get the tax code fair is to make big corporations and the very wealthy begin to pay their fair share.
Remember in 2020, 55 of the biggest companies in America made $40 billion and paid zero in federal income tax.
Zero.
Not anymore.
Thanks to the law I wrote when we signed, big companies have to pay a minimum of 15%.
But that's still less than working people paying federal taxes.
It's time to raise corporate minimum tax to at least 21%.
So every big corporation finally begins to pay their fair share.
ian crossland
Or move their headquarters out of the country.
joe biden
That's what they're going to do.
unidentified
China, Mexico.
joe biden
Just past 7 o'clock.
unidentified
China, Mexico.
No.
joe biden
When it's only supposed to be a million dollars that can be deducted.
They can pay them 20 million if they want, but deduct a million.
End it now.
You know, there are 1,000 billionaires in America.
You know what the average federal tax is for those billionaires?
No.
They're making great sacrifices.
8.2%.
That's far less than the vast majority of Americans pay.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe biden
No billionaire should pay a lower federal tax rate than a teacher, a sanitation worker, or a nurse.
unidentified
I propose an increase in the number of teachers.
joe biden
Minimum tax for billionaires of 25%, just 25%.
Is that just wealth tax?
You know what that would raise?
tim pool
He's not defining it.
joe biden
That would raise $500 billion over the next 10 years.
tim pool
That's nothing!
joe biden
Imagine what that could do for America.
Imagine a future with affordable child care.
Millions of families can get the need to go to work to help grow the economy.
Imagine a future with paid leave, because no one should have to choose between working and taking care of their sick family member.
Imagine, imagine the future of home care and elder care and people living with disabilities.
They can stay at their homes and family carers and finally get the pay they deserve.
Tonight, let's all agree once again to stand up for seniors.
unidentified
Guys, a bunch of companies are going to be leaving the United States based on this.
Economic collapse.
joe biden
tries to cut Social Security, Medicare, or raise the retirement age, I will stop you.
unidentified
The retirement age?
hannah claire brimelow
That seems a little personal, Joe.
joe biden
The working people, the working people who built this country pay more into Social Security
than millionaires and billionaires do.
It's not fair.
We have two ways to go.
Republicans can cut Social Security and give more tax breaks to the wealthy.
That's the proposal.
unidentified
That's a lie.
joe biden
Oh, no?
You guys don't want another $2 trillion tax cut?
I kind of thought that's what your plan was.
ian crossland
I really like this back and forth, actually.
joe biden
Oh, that's good to hear.
You're not going to cut another two trillion dollars for the super-wealth?
That's good to hear.
I'll protect and strengthen Social Security and make the wealthy pay their fair share.
Too many corporations raise prices to pad their profits, charging more and more for less and less.
That's why we're cracking down on corporations that engage in price gouging and deceptive pricing from food to healthcare to housing.
In fact, the snack companies think you won't notice if they change the size of the bag and put a hell of a lot fewer... Is he going to mention Latham Riley?
...put fewer chips in it.
hannah claire brimelow
Why are we zooming in on this guy?
unidentified
No, I'm not joking.
joe biden
It's called shrink-placing.
Pass Bobby Casey's bill and stop this.
serge du preez
He just learned about shrink-placing, guys.
ian crossland
He just learned about this.
unidentified
That's probably Bobby Casey.
So CNN, C-SPAN has a copy of this speech, so like, cut to him.
joe biden
They're probably also that commercial on Snickers bars.
You get charged the same amount, and you got about, I don't know, 10% fewer Snickers in it.
I'm also getting rid of junk fees.
That's a good one.
Oh, that's a slur.
This is his final State of the Union during this term, so I feel like he can just say all kinds of stuff, make all kinds of promises, and be like, this is why you need me to stay.
late fees from $32 to $8.
hannah claire brimelow
This is his final State of the Union during this term.
So I feel like he can just say all kinds of stuff, make all kinds of promises, and be
like, this is why you need me to stay.
joe biden
To charge what it costs them to instigate the collection.
And that's more a hell of a lot like $8 and $30 some dollars.
serge du preez
I don't know what that means.
joe biden
They don't like it.
Credit card companies don't like it.
But I'm saving American families $20 billion a year with all the junk fees I'm eliminating.
Folks at home, that's why the banks are so mad.
It's $20 billion in profit.
I'm not stopping there.
My administration has proposed rules to make cable, travel, utilities, and online ticket sellers tell you the total price up front, so there are no surprises.
unidentified
This is so useless.
joe biden
It matters.
unidentified
And so does this.
We're wasting time and money on this.
joe biden
In November, my team began serious negotiations with a bipartisan group of senators.
The result was a bipartisan bill with the toughest set of border security reforms we've ever seen.
unidentified
That's a lie.
serge du preez
What a lie, dude.
That was just a lie counter.
unidentified
You should take a look at New York, Chicago.
joe biden
You don't like that bill, huh?
That conservatives got together and said it was a good bill?
hannah claire brimelow
No, they didn't.
joe biden
I'll be darned.
That's amazing.
That bipartisan bill could hire 1,500 more security agents and officers, 100 more immigration judges to help tackle the backload of two million cases, 4,300 more asylum officers and new policies so they can resolve cases in six months instead of six years now.
unidentified
And 20 million illegal immigrants.
hannah claire brimelow
If you were serious, you would send troops to the border.
unidentified
or have a mass deportation.
Thank you.
All right, dude.
joe biden
One hundred more high-tech drug detection machines to significantly increase the ability to screen
and stop vehicles smuggling fentanyl into America.
smuggling fentanyl into America.
tim pool
How about you don't let any vehicle into the border?
serge du preez
Right, because they bring it through the legal loopholes.
You're right, Joe.
They come through the checkpoints.
unidentified
You're right, Joe.
joe biden
You also get me and any new president, new emergency authority to temporarily shut down the border.
But you wouldn't.
unidentified
Border is wide open.
I went there twice.
joe biden
The Federal Chamber of Commerce isn't... Yeah, yeah.
You're saying low.
Look at the facts.
I know... Yeah.
unidentified
He's not looking at the facts.
I know you know how to read.
These are lies.
joe biden
I believe that given the opportunity for a majority in the House and Senate, we'd endorse the bill as well.
A majority right now.
But unfortunately, politics has derailed this bill so far.
I'm told my predecessor called members of Congress in the Senate to demand they block the bill.
hannah claire brimelow
It makes him seem more cowardly, the fact that he's not saying Trump's name.
joe biden
To me, at least.
He's a coward.
It's not about me.
unidentified
It's about us.
joe biden
I'd be a winner, not really.
unidentified
What?
ian crossland
Wow, that was the best part of the night.
We've got to watch that.
serge du preez
Look at Kamala's face.
joe biden
Lincoln, Lincoln Riley.
tim pool
That is the clip of the night.
joe biden
An innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal.
unidentified
Whoa.
joe biden
That's right.
hannah claire brimelow
Lincoln Riley?
Lincoln?
joe biden
But how many of the thousands of people being killed by illegals?
To her parents, I say, my heart goes out to you having lost children myself.
I understand.
But look, if we change the dynamic at the border, People pay these smugglers $8,000 to get across the border.
Because they know if they get by, if they get by and let into the country, it's six to eight years before they have a hearing.
And it's worth taking the chance of the $8,000.
But, but, if it's only six months, six weeks, the idea is it's highly unlikely that people will pay that money and come all that way knowing that they'll be able to be kicked out quickly.
tim pool
Or just don't let them in.
hannah claire brimelow
Or just don't let them in!
What are we talking about?
joe biden
I respectfully seek to suggest my Republican friends over to the American people.
Get this bill done.
We need to act now.
unidentified
Start mass deportations.
It's literally your fault.
It's literally your fault.
hannah claire brimelow
If they knew they would not get an appointment, if they could not come across border, if they
would not get to wait in America, they wouldn't come, they wouldn't risk paying several thousand
dollars.
tim pool
They don't respect the current balance.
joe biden
What he's not telling you is that six months to adjudicate could be approvals, not rejections.
Join me in telling the Congress to pass it.
We can do it together.
tim pool
He's saying he wants to legalize illegal border crossings.
hannah claire brimelow
The bill that said, well, what was it, several thousand immigrants could come across a day.
tim pool
And infant children.
17 year olds.
hannah claire brimelow
Or anyone who claims to be under 17.
joe biden
Separate families.
hannah claire brimelow
Separate families.
joe biden
I will not ban people because of their faith.
Unlike my predecessor on my first day in office, I introduced a comprehensive bill to fix our immigration system.
tim pool
There you go.
joe biden
Take a look at it.
It has all these and more.
hannah claire brimelow
Take a look at our immigration system right now.
Secure the border.
unidentified
Look at my earring.
joe biden
Provide a pathway to citizenship for DREAMers.
And so much more.
unidentified
Nearly 7 million people have come under him, but we aren't the first.
joe biden
And we're the only nation in the world with a hardened soul that draws from old and new.
unidentified
Home to Native Americans and ancestors who have been here for thousands of years.
Home to people from every place on earth.
joe biden
70 and 45 minutes.
That's crazy.
Rapists.
Criminals.
Killers.
They're here.
hannah claire brimelow
We all come from somewhere.
joe biden
Oh, now they're calling them Americans.
The illegal immigrants are now Americans.
This is crossing it real deep.
Where's Newsom?
that are impossible anywhere but here in America.
hannah claire brimelow
Rapists.
joe biden
That's Americans.
unidentified
Criminals.
joe biden
Killers.
And we all come from somewhere.
unidentified
But we're all Americans.
hannah claire brimelow
We all come from somewhere.
unidentified
Oh, now they're calling them Americans.
The illegal immigrants are now Americans.
serge du preez
This coffee is getting real deep.
unidentified
Normalizing illegal immigration.
Where's Newsom?
joe biden
Look, folks.
hannah claire brimelow
He's not there.
joe biden
We have a simple choice.
We can fight about fixing the border, or we can fix it.
unidentified
You couldn't fix it!
I know!
hannah claire brimelow
He could have fixed this a long time ago.
What is he talking about?
serge du preez
Why is the borders are just like, yeah!
I never went there.
unidentified
I'm ready to fix it now, but not before.
Before it was wide open.
Still open today.
serge du preez
Are those Democrats up for fixing it?
hannah claire brimelow
That's great.
A new moment in history.
joe biden
moment in history happened 58, 59 years ago today in Selma, Alabama. Hundreds of
foot soldiers for justice marched across the Edmund Pettus Bridge, named after the
Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, to claim their fundamental right to vote.
They were beaten.
They were bloodied.
unidentified
Here we go.
joe biden
And left for dead.
Our late friend and former colleague John Lewis was on that march.
We miss him.
unidentified
He's about to say that it's okay to give voting rights to illegal immigrants.
joe biden
Joining us tonight are other marchers.
She loves to be there.
Including Betty Mae Fikes, known as the voice of Selma, the daughter of gospel singers and preachers.
She sang songs of prayer and protest on that bloody Sunday to help shake the nation's conscience.
Five months later, the Voting Rights Act passed and was signed into law.
unidentified
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Identity politics over here.
They were unified at least.
joe biden
But 59 years later, their force has taken us back in time.
Voter suppression, election subversion, unlimited dark money, extreme gerrymandering.
John Lewis is a great friend to many of us here, but if you truly want to honor him and all the heroes who marched with him, then it's time to do more than talk.
Pass the Freedom to Vote Act!
unidentified
The John Lewis Voting Rights Act!
ian crossland
Half of the people are just sitting there.
It's so weird how bifurcated it is.
tim pool
That's Republicans.
unidentified
Guys, DHS, ICE, and FEMA sites are down as he's speaking about illegal immigration.
joe biden
Stop denying another core value of America.
Our diversity across American life.
Banning books.
It's wrong.
Instead of erasing it, let's make history.
I want to protect fundamental rights.
Pass the Equality Act.
unidentified
And my message to transgender Americans... What rights do transgender people don't have?
joe biden
I have your back.
unidentified
We have.
joe biden
Pass the PRO Act for workers' rights.
unidentified
PRO Act.
joe biden
Raise the federal minimum wage because every worker has a right to a decent living... And there's going to be more jobless Americans.
We're also making history by confronting the climate crisis, not denying it.
I don't think any of you think there's no longer a climate crisis.
At least I hope you don't.
I'm taking the most significant action ever on climate in the history of the world.
I'm cutting our carbon emissions by 1.3.
tim pool
I'm only buying one beachfront property.
joe biden
Creating tens of thousands of clean energy jobs like the I.P.O.
in Iceland.
unidentified
500,000 electric vehicle charging stations.
Our electric grid cannot withstand That's too tenuous.
ian crossland
And that's when it's working.
unidentified
Well, that's how they control us.
joe biden
I'm taking action on environmental justice fence line communities smothered by the legacy of pollution.
In pattern after the Peace Corps and America Corps, I launched the Climate Corps to put 20,000 young people to work in the forefront of our clean energy future.
I'll triple that number in a decade.
tim pool
This is very gummy.
joe biden
To state the obvious, all Americans deserve the freedom to be safe.
safe.
And America is safer today than when I took office.
hannah claire brimelow
Disagree.
joe biden
The year before I took office, murder rates went up 30%.
up 30% 30% they went up.
The biggest increase in history.
unidentified
What is it?
The Marines.
hannah claire brimelow
The Marines that died in Afghanistan.
joe biden
Through my American Rescue Plan, which every American voted against, I'm mad at, we made the largest investment in public safety ever.
Last year, the murder rate saw the soppest decrease in history.
unidentified
The what?
That's what he says.
joe biden
Soppest?
unidentified
Soppest?
joe biden
What did he say?
tim pool
Soppest?
joe biden
But we have more to do.
unidentified
Soppest.
joe biden
To help cities invest in more community police officers, more mental health workers, more community violence than violence.
Get communities the tool to crack down on gun crime, retail crime, and carjacking.
Keep building trust as they've been doing by taking executive action
on police reform and calling for it to be the law.
unidentified
Mental health workers to cut down on retail.
joe biden
Directing my cabinet to review the federal classification of marijuana and expunging thousands of convictions for the mere possession because no one should be jailed for simply using or having it on their record.
tim pool
And that's a lie because it's basically no one.
unidentified
Look at the DA that sent all those people to jail for possession of marijuana.
Right, right.
tim pool
Clapping.
unidentified
Cheering.
joe biden
I'm wrapping up the Federal Enforcement of the Violence Against Women Act that I proudly wrote when I was a senator.
so we can finally, finally end the scourge against women in America.
unidentified
That's great.
Finally, finally, end the scourge.
joe biden
And the scourge.
tim pool
He's talking about the Lich King and its zombie horde going after women.
joe biden
Tonight is Jasmine, whose nine-year-old sister Jackie was murdered with 21 classmates and
teachers in elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.
Very soon after that happened, Jill and I went to Uvalde for a couple days.
We spent hours and hours with each of the families.
We heard their message, so everyone in this room and this chamber could hear the same
message.
unidentified
Thank you.
joe biden
The constant refrain, and I was there for hours meeting with every family.
They said, do something.
hannah claire brimelow
Do something!
joe biden
Well, I did do something by establishing the first ever Office of Gun Violence Prevention in the White House, that the Vice President is leading the charge.
ian crossland
Help me, Daddy!
Protect me, government!
tim pool
Oh, Ian's had enough.
unidentified
He just stormed out.
Every single Democrat voted to defund the police.
tim pool
It's the gun control argument.
Ian just couldn't take it.
unidentified
He's going.
Ian's mad.
hannah claire brimelow
There's been no mention of Rafi.
Ian's out of here.
joe biden
My predecessor told the NRA, he's proud he did nothing on guns when he was president.
tim pool
He banned bump stocks.
unidentified
That's not true.
joe biden
After another shooting in Iowa recently, he said, when asked what to do about it, he said, just get over it.
hannah claire brimelow
I'm proud we beat the NRA when I signed the most significant gun safety law in nearly 30 years because of this Congress.
unidentified
We now must beat the NRA again.
serge du preez
So scary. Isn't it dementia scary, yo?
unidentified
Top number six.
joe biden
I'm proud we beat the NRA when I signed the most significant gun safety law in nearly 30 years because of
this Congress.
We now must beat the NRA again.
I'm demanding a ban on assault weapons and high capacity magazines.
unidentified
The Second Amendment is the only one that's going to go into the first.
Demand.
serge du preez
He demands.
unidentified
It's a particularly partisan speech, don't you think?
Yeah, it is.
That sounds like a lie.
joe biden
the second amendment for 12 years. None of this violates the second amendment.
tim pool
That sounds like a lie.
joe biden
Or vilifies responsible gun owners.
unidentified
Of course it does, dude.
joe biden
You know, as we manage challenges at home, we're also managing crises abroad, including in the Middle
East.
unidentified
Shouldn't we care about it?
hannah claire brimelow
We are managing crises at home.
joe biden
We're managing, he says.
And all the last five months have been gut-wrenching for so many people, for the Israeli people, for the Palestinian people, and so many here in America.
tim pool
Does that count as saying Israel and Palestine?
joe biden
This crisis began on October 7th with a massacre by a terrorist group called Hamas, as you all know.
1,200 innocent people, women and girls, men and boys, slaughtered after enduring sexual violence.
The deadliest day for the Jewish people since the Holocaust.
And 250 hostages taken.
Here in this chamber tonight are families whose loved ones are still being held by Hamas.
I pledge to all the families that we will not rest until we bring every one of your loved ones home.
We will also work around the clock to bring home Evan and Paul, Americans being unjustly detained by the Russians.
And others around the world.
tim pool
No.
joe biden
Israel has the right to go after Hamas.
Hamas ended this conflict by releasing hostages, laying down arms, could end it by releasing the hostages, laying down arms, and surrendering those responsible.
But Israel has a... Excuse me, Israel has... Is that three or four?
serge du preez
Probably seven, that was three in a row.
joe biden
Hamas hides and operates among the civilian population like cowards, under hospitals, daycare centers, and all the like.
Israel also has a fundamental responsibility, though, to protect innocent civilians in Gaza.
unidentified
What about the United States citizens?
joe biden
This war has taken a greater toll on innocent civilians than all previous wars in Gaza combined.
More than 30,000 Palestinians have been killed.
most of whom are not Hamas.
Thousands and thousands of innocents, women and children, girls and boys, also orphaned.
Nearly 2 million more Palestinians under bombardment or displacement.
Homes destroyed, neighbors in rubble, cities in ruin, families without food, water, medicine.
tim pool
That's another one.
joe biden
It's heartbreaking.
I've been working nonstop to establish an immediate ceasefire that would last for six weeks
to get all the prisoners released, all the hostages released.
To get the hostages home and ease the intolerable and humanitarian crisis and build toward an enduring,
a more, something more enduring.
United States, I'm a leading international humanitarian assistant to Gaza.
Tonight, I'm directing the U.S.
military to lead an emergency mission to establish a temporary pier in the Mediterranean on the coast of Gaza that can receive large shipments carrying food, water, medicine, and temporary shelters.
No U.S.
boots will be on the ground.
A temporary pier will enable a massive increase in the amount of humanitarian assistance.
hannah claire brimelow
Opening a temporary pier, but we're not sending any troops, says Biden.
unidentified
Sounds colonial to me.
No boats will be on the ground because they'll be on the boats.
serge du preez
That's very, very colonizing.
joe biden
Israel must do its part.
unidentified
Under Trump, there were no wars.
joe biden
Israel must allow more aid into Gaza and ensure humanitarian workers aren't caught in the crossfire.
tim pool
There are no boots on the ground.
They'll be wearing flip-flops.
joe biden
For the leadership of Israel, I say this.
tim pool
Yeah, okay.
Did you get that one?
joe biden
Humanitarian assistance cannot be a secondary consideration or a bargaining chip.
Protecting and saving innocent lives has to be a priority.
As we look to the future, the only real solution to the situation is a two-state solution over time.
hannah claire brimelow
That's one of those compromises that make no one happy.
serge du preez
Joe, I know your friends. They are not going to like that statement.
joe biden
As a lifelong supporter of Israel, my entire career, no one has a stronger record with Israel
than I do. I challenge any...
tim pool
A wreck-wearer?
serge du preez
Oh, yeah.
joe biden
I'm the only American president to visit Israel in wartime.
tim pool
Oh, there's another one.
joe biden
But there is no other path that guarantees Israel's security and democracy.
There is no other path that guarantees a Palestinian can live in peace and dignity.
There is no other path that guarantees peace between Israel and all of its neighbors, including Saudi Arabia, with whom I'm talking.
Creating stability in the Middle East also means containing the threat posed by Iran.
That's why I built a coalition of more than a dozen countries to defend international shipping and freedom of navigation in the Red Sea.
I've ordered strikes to degrade the Houthi capability and defend U.S.
forces in the region.
As Commander-in-Chief, I will not hesitate to direct further... But no boots on the ground.
unidentified
our military personnel.
Well, he made it.
joe biden
That's actually what Joe is saying, too, in his mind.
Well, he made it.
serge du preez
That's actually what Joe is saying too, in his mind.
He just wants to go to sleep.
joe biden
America's falling behind.
They've got it backwards.
I've been saying it for over four years, even when I wasn't president.
America's rising.
We have the best economy in the world.
And since I've come to office, our GTP is up, our trade deficit is down.
To the lowest point in over a decade.
decade.
unidentified
And we're standing up against China's unfair economic practices.
We're standing up against China's instability across the Taiwan Strait.
hannah claire brimelow
Did you see his meeting with Xi Jinping?
unidentified
No.
joe biden
I revitalize our partnership alliance in the Pacific.
India, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Pacific Islands.
I don't believe you.
Why not?
that the most advanced American technologies can't be used in China, not allowing to trade them there.
Frankly, I've had a lot of tough talk on China.
It never occurred to my predecessor to do any of that.
hannah claire brimelow
No, that's not true either.
joe biden
I want competition with China, not conflict.
And we're in a stronger position to win the conflict of the 21st century against China
than anyone else for that matter, than any time as well.
hannah claire brimelow
What?
joe biden
Share at home.
I've signed over 400 bipartisan bills.
unidentified
We've got over 30,000 military-age men from China in the United States.
joe biden
Strengthen penalties on fentanyl trafficking.
You don't want to do that, huh?
Pass bipartisan privacy legislation to protect our children online.
hannah claire brimelow
These are all things they have called for and then you guys slip all sorts of random things in.
joe biden
Ban AI voice impersonations and more.
unidentified
Whoa.
Wow!
joe biden
Holy sh- That was big.
to train and equip those who send in harm's way and care for them and their
families when they come home and when they don't.
That's why the song support and help of Dennis and the VA I signed the PACT Act.
unidentified
He doesn't care about veterans. One of the most significant laws ever.
joe biden
Millions of veterans exposed to toxins, who now are battling more than 100 different cancers.
Many of them don't come home, but we owe them and their families support.
We owe it to ourselves to keep supporting our new health research agency called ARPA-H.
And remind us, remind us that we can do big things, like end cancer as we know it, and we will.
unidentified
Maybe we end this war, but that won't happen.
Joe Biden is a cancer to all of us.
the old family cancer of like...
Joe Biden's a cancer to all of us.
joe biden
Let me close with this.
unidentified
You're like, yes, thank God!
Let us close.
ian crossland
But he's like, yeah, I'm excited too!
I don't have to do it anymore.
unidentified
I did a good job, guys.
joe biden
I know you don't want to hear any more, Lindsay, but I got to say a few more things.
hannah claire brimelow
Do you have to?
joe biden
I know it may not look like it, but I've been around a while.
unidentified
He doesn't talk about the Marines that were killing Afghanistan.
joe biden
When you get to be my age, certain things become clearer than ever.
ian crossland
Clearer.
joe biden
I know the American story.
Again and again I've seen the contest between competing forces in the battle for the soul of our nation.
Between those who want to pull America back to the past and those who want to move America into the future.
My lifetime has taught me to embrace freedom and democracy.
A future based on core values that have defined America.
Honesty.
Decency.
Dignity.
Equality.
unidentified
Murder.
joe biden
To respect everyone.
To give everyone a fair shot.
To give hate no safe harbor.
Now other people my age see it differently.
The American story of resentment, revenge, and retribution.
That's not me.
I was born in mid-World War II, when America stood for the freedom of the world.
I grew up in Scranton, Pennsylvania, in Claremont, Delaware, among working-class people who built this country.
I watched in horror as two of my heroes, like many of you did, Dr. King and Bobby Kennedy, were assassinated.
And their legacies inspired me to pursue a career in service.
tim pool
Is that like three?
serge du preez
That was at least three.
joe biden
I became a public defender because my city of Wilmington was the only city in America occupied by the National Guard after Dr. King was assassinated because of the riots.
I became a county councilman almost by accident.
I got elected to the United States Senate when I had no intention of running at age 29.
Then vice president of our first black elected to the Senate now president to the first women vice president
unidentified
first women vice president Does he know what a woman is?
His multiple personalities first women First woman vice you look at her. He's looking at her
Women over there he got bring himself to do it I've been told I was too young
joe biden
By the way, they can let me on ascended elevators for votes sometimes.
Not a joke.
I've been told I'm too old.
tim pool
He brought up his age.
That's a big win.
joe biden
Whether young or old, I've always known what endures.
I've known our North Star.
The very idea of America is that we're all created equal.
It deserves to be treated equally throughout our lives.
We've never fully lived up to that idea.
But we've never walked away from it either.
And I won't walk away from it now.
unidentified
You should.
joe biden
I'm optimistic.
unidentified
No, you're not, Steve.
Why does she talk like that?
I really am.
I'm optimistic, Nancy.
Isn't how old we are, it's how old are our ideas.
Nancy Pelosi from the stock market.
hannah claire brimelow
He loves her.
And if Jill wasn't around, she would be the one.
unidentified
Four more years of torturing my generation.
hannah claire brimelow
Thanks, Nancy.
joe biden
65 minutes.
Thanks.
We appreciate it.
Isn't how old we are, it's how old are our ideas.
unidentified
Fuck you, Nancy.
joe biden
What?
Hate, anger, revenge, retribution are the oldest of ideas.
But you can't lead America with ancient ideas.
It'll only take us back.
You lead America, the land of possibilities.
You need a vision for the future and what can and should be done.
hannah claire brimelow
A combination of ideas like our, I don't know, constitution?
joe biden
Tonight you've heard mine.
I see a future where, defending democracy, you don't diminish it.
I see a future where we restore the right to choose and protect our freedoms, not take them away.
hannah claire brimelow
Selective freedoms?
unidentified
Interesting.
joe biden
interesting. I see a future where the middle class finally has a fair shot and the wealthy
have to pay their fair share in taxes. I see a future where we save the planet from the
climate crisis and our country from gun violence.
tim pool
I see a country for all Americans.
unidentified
And I will always be president for all Americans.
hannah claire brimelow
Because I believe in America.
joe biden
I see a country for all Americans.
And I will always be president for all Americans.
Because I believe in America.
I believe in you, the American people.
You're the reason we've never been more optimistic about our future than I am now.
So let's build the future together.
Let's remember who we are.
We are the United States of America!
And there is nothing, nothing beyond our capacity when we act together.
God bless you all, and may God protect our troops.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
unidentified
So he mentioned the troops at the end.
serge du preez
So what's the total counter at?
Over 100, 110, 113.
113 in 67 minutes.
unidentified
It kind of depends what you want to count.
serge du preez
I just learned that Akira Toriyama passed away, which is sad news for anyone that cares.
That's actual news, I feel like.
Akira Toriyama is the guy that wrote Dragon Ball Z. So rest in peace, Akira Toriyama.
That's crazy.
hannah claire brimelow
And I didn't even mention it.
That's so rude of him.
ian crossland
Couple things.
I thought that the word fair was overused.
They say free and fair elections and pay your fair share.
This word fair is becoming abused.
Also, the $400 a month to all people that he wants to pay.
Basic income.
unidentified
Communism.
tim pool
No, that was a tax credit for families.
unidentified
That's how you buy boats.
ian crossland
Houses.
tim pool
He was saying it's a tax credit for people, for families.
unidentified
But how are they going to buy a house when interest rates are at 7-8%?
tim pool
Yeah, I like the child tax credit stuff, though.
I think we should be like, if you have a kid, it should be if you have at least three kids, you pay no income tax.
unidentified
I agree.
We need to have more babies.
tim pool
Because they do that in Hungary, I think.
Is it Hungary?
hannah claire brimelow
Hungary does it.
There's a couple of Eastern European countries that have similar things.
I like the idea of incentivizing families.
I just think a lot of stuff he said is like, oh, I'm going to get rid of this.
And it's like, you're doing that through federal subsidization.
Like, fundamentally, on the surface, it sounds good.
But fundamentally, the way you go about getting rid of debt Is not the way I would want it.
I don't want more government intervention.
I don't believe in federal government subsidies to cancel out loans to the federal government already issued.
Like, that's how forgiving college loans works right now.
tim pool
Let's just summarize it with he lied about what Trump claims to have done, what Trump wants to do.
He took Trump out of context, but it's politics.
He's using this as an opportunity for a campaign speech.
We get it.
We get it.
And I just I'm so sick of all of this.
Like, I get it.
The Republicans aren't going to clap and the Democrats are going to stand up every five seconds.
Biden's going to lie about what his side is doing and has done.
He's talking about how good things are.
And we have these videos of people screaming and begging because they can't afford to eat.
ian crossland
Bernie took his mask off.
So he had his mask off before the show.
He put it on during the show.
tim pool
These people are full of it.
Look, Bernie's mask is off right there.
There's Bernie right there with no mask on.
ian crossland
That is such a crazy photo op they got.
tim pool
All right, well look.
ian crossland
That is weird.
tim pool
I'm gonna keep it blunt, keep it simple.
I was under the weather today, and I want to make sure I'm able to work tomorrow.
So we'll just wind things down now.
Become a member at TimCast.com.
We're not gonna have a members-only show tonight, but we will be back tomorrow on the Culture War podcast.
We're going to be hanging out at 10am on Tenet Media.
Check it out.
Because we're going to be talking inside baseball with D.C.
Hill staffers.
Former staffers.
Three people who worked on the Hill.
And I'm going to ask them about the orgies.
And that's really what I want to know about.
And I'm willing to bet they're going to be like, yes.
Like, Madison Cawthorn is not wrong.
Well, like, that video came out.
So it's...
unidentified
But then they investigated and said nothing bad had happened, so don't worry.
tim pool
So we'll wind things up, wrap things up there.
You can follow me personally at TimCast.
Follow me on Instagram.
We've got a new challenge.
There's a $10,000 challenge that's up.
So the new Freedomistan skate park is just about complete.
And we have an 11-foot vert wall with a 5-foot transition, and it's probably stupid of me to do, but there is a preliminary offer of a $10,000 prize to drop in from the roof of the- from the top floor of the building into the 5-foot transition.
I don't believe it's physically possible.
There will be qualifiers before you're allowed to try it.
So there's going to be a threshold before you are allowed to even make an attempt.
And I don't think it's physically possible.
So I don't think anyone will ever win that money.
But I figured, I don't know, $10,000 is a safe bet because no one's going to be able to do it.
And we'll see.
But that's about my Instagram.
You can see the image if you want to take a look at what I'm talking about.
And you're going to be like, yeah, it's not possible.
So maybe it's all for nothing.
But we'll figure out more challenges.
And that's going to be a big component of what we're doing over at Boonie's HQ on Instagram.
The new skatepark will be done this Saturday on my birthday, and we're going to have an opening session to check it out.
And then what we're going to do is we're going to set, we're going to create challenges, so follow at boonieshq, that's B-O-O-N-I-E-S-H-Q, and at timcastirl everywhere else.
Valentina, do you want to shout anything out?
unidentified
Of course.
Thank you for having me, Tim.
President Trump, clearly after this, is the only hope for Western civilization.
This guy is just spewing lies.
He's going to drive us into deeper destruction, into more wars.
And it is up to the American people to make a decision.
Do you want to support wars?
Do you want to be pro-America or anti-America?
We have illegal immigrants over 20 million.
20 million.
There's going to be more attacks happening in the coming months.
We're already seeing it.
Lake and Riley.
How many more are we going to have?
How many more?
So strap up, ladies and gentlemen.
Get ready because this is only the beginning.
And I can assure you that from the state of Missouri, I will do everything, whatever it takes to make America great again.
tim pool
Do you have a Twitter or a website?
unidentified
Yes.
Twitter, X, Valentina4SOS, and Instagram, Valentina4Missouri.
And my website is Valentina4Missouri.com.
You can find more information there.
hannah claire brimelow
Nice!
ian crossland
Is it the number four or the word four?
unidentified
Four.
F-O-R.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Thanks for hanging out.
hannah claire brimelow
It's good that people can check you out there.
It's been nice having you.
unidentified
Thank you.
hannah claire brimelow
I'm Hannah-Claire Brimlow.
I'm a writer for scnr.com.
You guys should check out all of our work.
We've got a really great team.
You can follow us or you can see our work at TimCastNews on Twitter and Instagram.
If you want to follow me personally, I'm on Instagram at hannahclaire.b and I'm on Twitter at hcbrimlow.
Thank you guys so much for sticking through us with this.
Bye, Ian.
ian crossland
I stuck through it.
I feel like I swam through sticky goo and I came out the other end.
serge du preez
You made it.
ian crossland
It took me a while.
I'm fatigued.
Bye, everyone.
Ian Crossland, check me out.
serge du preez
See you later.
I want to take the time to say rest in peace to Akira Toriyama.
That was part of my childhood.
I'm sure many of you guys as well.
That sucks.
I'm going to go home and watch Dragon Ball Z because it's cool.
I'm Serge.com.
See you guys later.
tim pool
We will see you all tomorrow at 10 a.m.
over at Tenet Media for the Culture War Podcast.
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