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so Donald Trump accused of fraud in what is the most ridiculous trial ever | ||
He didn't even get a trial, honestly. | ||
And he was forced to pay essentially $350 million or so. | ||
Now, businesses and investors are threatening to leave the city, causing panic so much the governor had to come out and say, everything's fine, it's just a one-off thing. | ||
Kevin O'Leary, who's a real estate developer and worth like half a billion dollars, has now gone on multiple interviews saying, I will not operate out of New York because Trump did everything legally. | ||
And this is funny because O'Leary's like, I'm not for or against Trump. | ||
I don't care about the politics, but Trump didn't do anything wrong. | ||
He valued his assets, he made it alone, there's no victims, everybody made money, and now they're coming after him. | ||
He's talking about building new plants, building new data centers that need power plants, and he's like, New York is Niagara Falls, now New York is totally out. | ||
One of the states that he mentions? | ||
West Virginia! | ||
That's right, we'll gladly take all your money. | ||
So we'll talk about that, plus we got this viral story about truckers for Trump threatening to boycott Truck loads that are going into New York. | ||
However, it would seem now, the dude who initially put out the statement saying that he talked to a bunch of truckers, they're saying they're not gonna deliver loads into New York, apparently he's backing down. | ||
So we'll talk about that. | ||
Plus a bunch of other news. | ||
Trump's got a GoFundMe setup that's raised half a million dollars already to help pay his legal fees related to New York. | ||
It's crazy. | ||
Ladies and gentlemen, before we get started, we have, in lieu of our normal shout-out for Casper Coffee, we're going to be shouting out LFRF.org. | ||
That's the Loudoun First Responders Foundation. | ||
You may have heard the news. | ||
We were talking about it last night when the news broke that not too far away from where we are in Loudoun County, Virginia, near Dulles Airport, a house exploded. | ||
It took the life of one of the first responders, several others were very seriously injured, and a close family member of one of the TeamCast crew was very seriously injured and is still in very serious, I believe even potentially critical condition. | ||
And so, we just want to shout out the Loudoun First Responders Foundation where, if anybody wants to help, you can make a donation. | ||
I know it's tough. | ||
We don't, you know, it's not like we're shouting out every single foundation for every single county or state or city. | ||
So all I can really say is, you know, this directly affects us. | ||
These were firefighters who rushed in to help in an emergency. | ||
A propane tank exploded, seriously injured so many people, took the life of one guy, and it happened right in our backyard and to people that we know and care about. | ||
So, that's our bias, and we're hoping that you guys will at least learn about what loud and first responders do, and if you want to make a contribution, that's LFRF.org. | ||
You can also, after you've done that, check out eyesofadvice.com. | ||
The new song is coming out Friday. | ||
It's kind of hard to promote a song after all that. | ||
I really do hope everyone's alright, and shout out to the first responders. | ||
But Eyes of Advice will be up on Friday, and the promo video has been released at the Trash House Records YouTube channel. | ||
More importantly, become a member over at TimCast.com, click join us, and you'll get access to the members-only uncensored show coming up at 10pm tonight, as well as our Discord server where you can hang out with like-minded individuals, And even submit questions where you could personally call in to talk to us and our guest in that uncensored so you don't miss it. | ||
Next, on the 5th of March, we're having a live event sold out. | ||
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We'll see if we can pull it off. | ||
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Joining us tonight to talk about this and whatever else, David Lucas! | ||
Yeah! | ||
I'm here! | ||
Who are you? | ||
What do you do? | ||
Hey, man. | ||
What's up, bro? | ||
Y'all already know who I am. | ||
You know me from R-Dev Digital's Roast Me, Kill Tony, MTV, Yo Mama Back in the Day. | ||
I'm a roaster. | ||
I'm a comedian. | ||
I'm a YouTuber. | ||
I'm an Instagrammer. | ||
I'm out here. | ||
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Right on. | |
Yeah, most people have been chatting that you're one of the GOATs. | ||
I just gotta tell you, when we walked in, we were excited you were here. | ||
You had a comedy bit go viral, but you're generally... You got quick wit, man. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I meet you for the first time, and you're downstairs, and I'm laughing every five seconds, because everything that comes up, you've got some... Yeah. | ||
It's good. | ||
I mean, for me, comedy has always been a coping mechanism, man. | ||
I didn't grow up in the best of circumstances. | ||
I found out this week that I'm not black. | ||
After getting cancelled for the GF joke, y'all know what GF stands for, I found out this week I'm not black because my father is Hispanic. | ||
They pulled your card. | ||
They pulled my card, they found out. | ||
I thought you were going to say you didn't vote for Biden. | ||
They found out that my daddy's Hispanic. | ||
My full name is David Manuel Lucas. | ||
The world knows that now. | ||
And I'm not black, so, you know. | ||
Well, it'll be interesting, I guess, then. | ||
But yeah, I guess Serge. | ||
Serge is African American. | ||
That's right. | ||
Are you from South Africa? | ||
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Yeah, how'd you know? | |
I got a little bit of education, yeah. | ||
That's the only way you can be. | ||
That's the only way you can be African-American. | ||
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Yeah, sure, but some people don't know that. | |
I get often questioned, like, oh, why are your parents black? | ||
Like, all the time. | ||
More than you'd find hilarious. | ||
You're more African-American than me. | ||
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I guess apparently not. | |
That's crazy. | ||
All right, thanks for hanging out. | ||
It should be a lot of fun. | ||
We got Shane hanging out. | ||
That's awesome. | ||
I'm Shane Cashman. | ||
I'm here with one of my favorite comedians. | ||
It's awesome that you're here. | ||
Kill Tony is one of my favorite shows. | ||
Thank you, bro. | ||
So it's a real, real honor to be on that. | ||
What is good, Ian? | ||
Oh, man. | ||
So many things, Shane. | ||
I'm happy to be here, too. | ||
Ian Croson. | ||
What's up, dude? | ||
Dude, David, I heard you asked him what that crystal ball is all about. | ||
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Yeah. | |
I'm going to tell you. | ||
Not only is it a lens, you can light stuff on fire through direct sunlight, but it's quartz, and it vibrates with sympathetic vibration with other crystals nearby. | ||
Your bones are made of crystal. | ||
That ball is not quartz. | ||
It's quartz crystal crushed into a sphere. | ||
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Really? | |
This whole time? | ||
That's expensive. | ||
Not anymore. | ||
They figured out how to do it in laboratories. | ||
I bought Ian that rose quartz over there. | ||
It was like $400. | ||
Yeah, but these are like a hundred bucks now. | ||
You can get a pretty cheap. | ||
Oh, that's not expensive. | ||
Yeah, those are cheap. | ||
Compared to like 500 years ago, a king would have sent 60,000 gold coins to get something like that made because they were so challenging to find and create. | ||
They didn't know shit, bro. | ||
It was rough. | ||
So, in addition to vibrating with your bones, I mean, we go into it on the show. | ||
I'm happy to see it, man. | ||
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Bro, like I was saying, it's vibrations. | |
What kind of vibrations? | ||
It's called sympathetic vibration. | ||
What happens is a crystal over here will vibrate. | ||
Another crystal over here will start to vibrate at the same frequency. | ||
This is Black Panther shit. | ||
Y'all trolling me. | ||
Yo, is that vibranium? | ||
Y'all trolling me already. | ||
It's only magic until you figure out how it works. | ||
Anybody who's seen the show will tell you, no, no, no, Ian talks about vibrating all the time. | ||
We don't know what it's about, but he loves it. | ||
Let's go deep. | ||
You must have a mangina. | ||
All right, we'll find out on the other show. | ||
Why are you so fascinated with vibrating? | ||
He says we'll save it for the after show. | ||
It just feels so good, David. | ||
All right, let's get to the news. | ||
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Yeah, I'm here as well. | |
Yeah, stuff vibrates, bro. | ||
Alright, okay, let's talk about news. | ||
It's gonna be hard to talk about news today, but we're gonna laugh at it a lot. | ||
We got this from Daily Mail. | ||
Shark Tank's Kevin O'Leary slams mega-loser state New York over $355 million Trump verdict and says it will drive business out of the state. | ||
So, most of you probably know by now because, you know, Stephen Colbert went nuts on his show complaining about it. | ||
But, Trump's been ordered to pay $355- it's like $354.9 million that claimed it was fraud. | ||
I'll give you the simple version. | ||
Why is it fraud? | ||
So Donald Trump is trying to get loans. | ||
He wants to build a building. | ||
So he goes to the bank and says, look, I need, you know, let's say a hundred million dollars. | ||
And they say, okay, we'll give you a hundred million dollars, but what's your collateral? | ||
How can you back up this loan in the event you don't pay? | ||
And he says, I got this building over here. | ||
It's worth a hundred million dollars. | ||
They look at it and they go, I don't know. | ||
That's got to be 70. | ||
And he goes, trust me, it's worth a hundred. | ||
Here's why. | ||
And they go, okay, fine. | ||
Here's your loan. | ||
They give him a loan. | ||
He builds a building. | ||
New York argued that because he claimed the value of his building was higher than what they think, it's fraud. | ||
I'll give you a better example of how we know this verdict is total BS. | ||
They claimed Mar-a-Lago, which is, it's got to be a billion dollar property. | ||
They said it was 20 million dollars. | ||
You know you know that's wrong? | ||
Because next door to Mar-a-Lago is a plot of land about a tenth the size of Mar-a-Lago for like 30 or 40 million dollars. | ||
Wow. | ||
So right. | ||
So in New York, this is outright lying. | ||
So Kevin O'Leary, he's a real estate developer. | ||
This is crazy because he's talking about the biggest game right now in real estate is data centers because everybody needs a data center, like all this new tech. | ||
And so you need a big power source. | ||
And he was like, New York's got Niagara Falls. | ||
They can generate a lot of power. | ||
You want to build a data center up there. | ||
Plus, I'm sure there's something with keeping it cold. | ||
And he goes, New York's out. | ||
I won't do business in New York. | ||
So this is where it gets crazy. | ||
The governor actually had to come out and reassure business owners over what happened because they're scared and threatening to pull out. | ||
Kevin O'Leary's already done. | ||
He's a TV personality, so you know he's going to be on TV saying it. | ||
Imagine how many others and other investors are like, I'm not going to do business in New York. | ||
Think about this. | ||
No matter what your business is, the state will just lie, accuse you of fraud, and steal your money from you. | ||
Why do business in New York? | ||
So, Kathy Hochul, the governor, comes out. | ||
This is Sunday. | ||
Garney reports saying you have nothing to worry about after Trump was fined. | ||
It's a one-off thing. Law-abiding and rule-following New Yorkers who are business people have nothing | ||
to worry about because they're different than Donald Trump and his behavior. The only problem, | ||
everybody knows, that's not true. Trump did not do anything wrong. So let them reap what they sow, | ||
I guess. There you go, that's the news. Did she come out in response to Kevin O'Leary or did he | ||
make a video after this comment? | ||
He's been doing several interviews where he's like freaking out. | ||
He's like, I don't understand what's going on. | ||
How does this happen? | ||
And even in the trial when they're trying to determine how much Trump had to pay, The people who lent Trump money were like, uh, he did nothing wrong. | ||
We loved what he did. | ||
We got rich from him and we like him. | ||
And they were like, that doesn't matter. | ||
He committed fraud. | ||
I got this friend last night who's, he would even consider himself like a leftist. | ||
He'd be like, he's progressive leftist Portland guy or whatever. | ||
And he's like, you know, I want Trump to get what he has coming to him with all this stuff. | ||
But there's something weird about the way all this stuff is coming right now before an election where he's trying to run. | ||
Right. | ||
It seems bad, and I'm like, yeah it is, I agree with you, it does. | ||
In the clip, in one of the clips, so Kevin Alley is the guy from Shark Tank, you know? | ||
In one of the clips he says, I know that Trump has a whole bunch of other court cases or whatever against him, I don't care, I'm not pro or con or whatever, but this one makes no sense, and I'm like, Kevin. | ||
They're all like that. | ||
None of them make sense. | ||
It's just that he's a real estate developer, so he sees this and goes, whoa, they're framing Trump. | ||
They're lying about this. | ||
Now imagine everything else they're doing to Trump. | ||
Exactly. | ||
If they can lie about this one, what else did they fucking lie about? | ||
It's so crazy because when you look at a state and a city like New York, New York City, New York City is failing just like LA. | ||
They, they, since COVID exposed a lot in both of those cities. | ||
And we can, I mean, you can also use other cities as an example, but I lived in LA. | ||
And when you get fascinated by the views and the weather and the things that there are to do in LA, you kind of overlook all the bullshit that's actually happening in LA. | ||
And once you're, once you have to sit at home and deal with everything, then you kind of look like, damn, this is really a shitty ass city. | ||
There was so much, what do you want to call it? | ||
Uh, Uh, mental health issues going on in LA. | ||
I was going to use a worse word than that. | ||
I'm trying to be careful. | ||
I'm trying to be careful, but there was so much BS going on in LA during all of COVID to where it's like, this, this is a disgusting city to live in. | ||
I always love LA because since I was a kid, I wanted to live there. | ||
But the way it's ran politically, that city has not been the same since we had Mayor Villaraigosa, who they considered a criminal. | ||
And when you talk about running a metropolis like L.A. | ||
or a metropolis like New York, can you really be a righteous motherfucker to run a city like that? | ||
Can we say, feces-spattered cesspit? | ||
I don't try to be mean enough, but keep see here's the here's the trick on YouTube if your insults are academic They let it go So if you like cuss at someone and call them like a really like right bad word YouTube's like whoa But if you say something like you know palace smattering of fecal palace You think that you got to be a nasty dude just to get control if you're gonna be like govern a city like that I don't think it's nasty but Uh, the balance is both having good and bad, right? | ||
And, um, I like to talk about the, the, the duality in life all the time. | ||
And when you have a city like LA, it's not just random morality. | ||
Right? Because as you see, when they made it, not a felony to steal, | ||
what do we have in LA? People, criminals started getting smarter. | ||
So in order to go do smash and grabs, they would take 20 to 30 people with them and grab $20,000 | ||
worth of stuff. | ||
So nobody's charged with a felony. | ||
That's how you get more intelligent to still be a criminal. | ||
You know what they do in Chicago? | ||
Because this happened to me like 10 years ago. | ||
They quote-unquote panhandle. | ||
So a guy comes up to you with something in his pocket pointed at you and he says, Hey, can I get, can I get a hundred bucks? | ||
Can I get a hundred bucks? | ||
What do you got in your wallet? | ||
And then what happens is people just panic because you're told by the police hand over your money when someone wants it. | ||
When they call the cops, what happened? | ||
They say, the guy came up to me and he told me to give me my money. | ||
And they're like, okay. | ||
If they ever catch the guy, he was like, that's not what happened. | ||
I asked him for money. | ||
And he said, yes. | ||
Then the police are like, what did he, did he ask you? | ||
Like, well, yeah, he said, can I have money? | ||
And I said, yes. | ||
And they're like, sir, he's a panhandler. | ||
You can't accuse him of mugging. | ||
So now the muggers, they mug you while being like, can I have your money please? | ||
That is genius. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I mean, you got to give it to them. | ||
Wow. | ||
With those smashing grabs though, that would be conspiracy. | ||
That should be charged as conspiracy if 20 guys each take a thousand bucks. | ||
I mean, but dog... | ||
Prior to all this BS, one of my favorite cities was San Francisco. | ||
You could fly up 45 minutes to San Francisco and get an escape out of the hustle and bustle in LA because it's really a tech city. | ||
Nobody cares about, you know, entertainment or stuff like that. | ||
And it's kind of just a real city with good Chinese food. | ||
But now I don't even do shows there because I was doing a show in Spokane, Washington. | ||
You know, and my rental car got broken into. | ||
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Wow. | |
And they stole my suitcases and I don't want to file through insurance. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So here I am out of $3,000. | ||
I got to replace the window and replace all the stuff that was in the car. | ||
Was it in the trunk? | ||
Did they bust it open and pop the trunk? | ||
Yeah, it was a Jeep Wrangler. | ||
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Man! | |
So they couldn't see it in the trunk? | ||
They just went and looked through the trunk? | ||
They broke the glass, but the way one of my suitcases was situated, I wedged it in between the back seat and the tailgate, so they couldn't take that one out. | ||
But everything on top, they mostly got dirty clothes. | ||
So they had to wash the clothes before they actually sold them or wore them. | ||
They're probably wearing them walking around right now. | ||
It smells like him too. | ||
You're gonna see that guy from the Biden administration on TV wearing those clothes. | ||
You remember that? | ||
Hilarious. | ||
See him in a 3X that's too big. | ||
What kind of mental health degradation did you notice in LA while you were living there? | ||
Um, I mean, you know, well, uh, what was that president name that took away the mental health stuff? | ||
Reagan? | ||
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Reagan, yeah. | |
So, I mean, uh, if you go to a certain part... So, when I first moved to LA, uh, homeless people and kind of like anybody with any type of mental health issues was very concentrated to an area downtown, uh, known as Skid Row. | ||
And, you know, it would kind of Sometimes it would seep over into two or three blocks, because I used to live on 15th Spring, which is maybe like three or four blocks away from Skid Row. | ||
So every now and again, you get a one straggler that left the queen. | ||
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That's like downtown. | |
Huh? | ||
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That's like downtown, like center downtown, right? | |
Yeah, center downtown. | ||
So I used to live on 15th Spring. | ||
And every now and again, you get a couple of stragglers. | ||
And we have some cool homeless people and people with mental issues. | ||
Like we had a pirate that was real famous when I first moved there. | ||
And he would just come to the bar that I would go to all the time. | ||
We'd buy him a beer and he'd be cool as shit. | ||
But after COVID, that, it started spreading. | ||
You know, because there's nobody. | ||
Nobody's outside to, you know, police these people. | ||
There's no governing body. | ||
So then you start, like, I was living in Studio City at the time, and then I moved. | ||
Is that in the Valley? | ||
Studio City is in the Valley, yeah. | ||
So I was living in Studio City, right? | ||
And I was living on, like, Ventura and Vineland. | ||
We didn't have... | ||
Any type of stuff like that. | ||
Like there was no, there was no tent city in Studio City. | ||
There was no real, I mean, you catch a few homeless people on Ventura Boulevard, but that shit's so far away from all the shelters and stuff. | ||
They really don't get too far away from where they need to be to, you know, possibly sleep at night if it's too cold or rainy. | ||
But during the pandemic, dude, I remember one time me and my daughter, my oldest daughter were walking to Ralph's because there was a route to go through routes where you have to like cut through a few apartment buildings and then instead of like walking all the way up Vineland and then going down Ventura you can cut through a few apartment buildings and we went down that demo uh we went through the the shortcut and tents were everywhere just junkies laying everywhere some dude with his meat just hanging out just laying i'm like man i'm like baby close your eyes wow like i'm not because you know like | ||
What type of world do we live in where you can't walk to the grocery store with your kid? | ||
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Yeah. | |
Did L.A. | ||
release a lot of prisoners at COVID? | ||
Remember they beat it a lot down? | ||
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Probably. | |
Because in New York they did. | ||
They just released everybody. | ||
I think that's a lot of it too because they started unloading the prisons. | ||
And so we're asking ourselves like where all these homeless people come from. | ||
Arkham. | ||
Yeah, they basically cut loose all of the, like look, The people who are in these jails, many of them are probably mentally ill, and that results in them doing things like exposing themselves, or they're going to find themselves getting arrested for some kind of social order or disorderly conduct kind of thing. | ||
Then when COVID comes, like, oh, we can't keep these people locked up, so we've got to release everybody, they're going to go join the tent cities. | ||
But I think a lot of it might be, too, they shut a bunch of businesses down. | ||
And I heard stories, I don't know to what degree the homeless people explosion we've seen throughout the country, because it's everywhere, is because of this. | ||
But I have seen like those YouTuber interviews, like maybe, I don't know, people will go on the street and they'll film people. | ||
And there was one I saw where it was like a guy and a woman who looked like they were in their 50s, and they looked ragged, and they were like... | ||
Oh yeah, we just worked low-income jobs, but when COVID stopped, we lost our income and we just became broke and homeless. | ||
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Right. | |
And so they just were like, it's easier for us now. | ||
We live in a trailer on the street with all these tents everywhere. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I mean, I get that part. | ||
There's a lot of people who strive low in life and probably take advantage of a lot of government assistance type shit. | ||
And when COVID came, those bottom-level jobs were out, so they had But I mean, like, dude, like, if y'all follow, like, the Instagram account, like, street people of Los Angeles, there was a dude living on Sunset Boulevard who had a whole fucking tarp. | ||
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The apartment thing that he built? | |
Yeah, he had a whole apartment. | ||
Yeah, it was crazy. | ||
He had more shit in his tarp. | ||
With electricity probably running, well it had to be running illegally. | ||
How else did he have an extension cord? | ||
Running illegal electricity to power a TV. | ||
Had a living room, kitchen. | ||
Did he have other people living in there with him? | ||
Was he like renting it out? | ||
Who knows, probably. | ||
If this kind of stuff continues, I predict that we will see Abandoned buildings will become, it'll like, a shift in some pseudo-ownership will occur where the people surrounding the buildings in these homeless areas become untenable. | ||
Like, you can't run a business out of it surrounded by homeless people so they abandon it. | ||
Nobody wants to buy it, the property value goes to zero. | ||
The guy stops paying tax on it, it becomes abandoned. | ||
You go to Chicago. | ||
You drive on I-55, you're gonna see abandoned buildings, just like, to your left. | ||
And you're like, I wonder why that building's abandoned? | ||
You drive down to like, you go towards, I don't know if people know where the Burnham Skate Park is, but when you go down there, there's a bunch of old abandoned factories, paper mills. | ||
What's gonna happen is almost people just take them over. | ||
They're gonna take them over, and they're gonna turn into, like, pseudo-ownership, like, buildings, and the government will not get involved. | ||
Police will not get involved. | ||
In fact, they'll probably be happy about it, because it takes some of these homeless people off the streets, but it's gonna create a weird parallel society. | ||
Maybe not, like, I don't mean literally as big as mainstream society, but this is a phenomenon that happens around the world. | ||
You end up with, I'll give you an example, is the favelas in Brazil, in South America. | ||
You end up with these shanty towns. | ||
That's what favela basically means. | ||
People build what they feel like building, where they feel like building it. | ||
There's no regulation. | ||
There's no governance. | ||
So like 10 years ago, when the World Cup was coming to Brazil, The government was like, we have no control over the favelas because we just let this parallel society grow. | ||
So there's gangs that run it. | ||
So they went in with these groups called the CORE and the BOPE, I think they were called. | ||
This is like the acronyms. | ||
Basically dudes with rifles who went in and started arresting and killing the de facto governance of it. | ||
And then they called it a pacification. | ||
We're going the opposite. | ||
Skid Row and these homeless camps are going to turn into shantytowns where the police are going to leave. | ||
No cop is going to be like, I'm going to arrest a homeless guy. | ||
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Why? | |
What's that gonna do for you? | ||
Homeless guys are gonna be like, doors open. | ||
Why sleep outside when I can sleep inside and there's no cops? | ||
And then you're gonna have just people taking over and building these shantytowns in our cities. | ||
It's probably already happening. | ||
Same thing that happened in San Fran. | ||
Who visited San Fran recently where they put up the... Xi Jinping? | ||
Where they clean the city up to make it look so nice and pretty for this guy. | ||
Kind of like the same thing when, what was it, Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier had the rumble in the jungle and the police knew it was a fucked up area so they started like killing anybody who was known to be a criminal to make Africa look like this really dope ass place. | ||
Let's jump to the story. | ||
We got the story from The Independent. | ||
Truckers for Trump are refusing to drive to New York City after $350 million fraud ruling. | ||
Boycott NYC was trending on X with more than 13,000 posts mentioning the term. | ||
This morning, Truckers was trending with 300,000 references to the boycott. | ||
And then there was another, you know, Boycott NYC was trending substantially more than just 13,000 by the time this story came up. | ||
Here's a funny thing. | ||
So the story originates with a guy. | ||
He's a trucker. | ||
He's like, I'm on the radio and I'm hearing these people saying they're not going to accept deliveries, loads, going into New York. | ||
It was like 10 guys. | ||
It turns into a definitive headline. | ||
Truckers for Trump are refusing to drive because one dude made a video saying he talked to some people on the radio. | ||
I hope it's more widespread than just that. | ||
It could be two truckers. | ||
It could be a thousand. | ||
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Right. | |
The way this headline is written. | ||
That being said, we have heard mutterings like this in the past. | ||
And there was a story about this trucker's boy out of Colorado when they sentenced this guy to 110 years in prison because his brakes failed and he crashed. | ||
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Oh, I remember that. | |
Oh, yeah. | ||
So, truckers were just like, I'm not going to Colorado, I'll go to prison. | ||
That's different. | ||
It shows you the power that truckers have. | ||
I mean, the free speech convoy in Canada terrified Trudeau and his government so much they started seizing the assets of people and arresting them. | ||
If truckers really do say, we're not going to go to New York City, and this is something that I predicted as a possibility like a year or two ago, it gets to the point when social order breaks down, truckers probably lean more conservative than liberal because you're working really hard all the time. | ||
And I think they just, you know, defect them. | ||
Why deal with a city like New York that's corrupt, destroying this country, when you can simply say, I'll take a load anywhere else. | ||
Right. | ||
So maybe this does end up having a big impact. | ||
Newsweek is reporting right now that the dude who made the original video has deleted it and said... So I don't like this Newsweek article. | ||
They say he backed down. | ||
No, he made a video where he said, I'm not an organizer. | ||
I was just telling people what people were talking about. | ||
So I do think the mutterings are happening. | ||
My bigger concern is I don't trust that people on the right are coordinated enough or ideological enough to turn down increased wages and job offers, right? | ||
So if a bunch of principled truck drivers say, we won't go to New York, there's going to be some young dude, his boss is going to call him and say, hey, everyone's rejecting this New York trip. | ||
We'll pay you double. | ||
He's going to go, all right. | ||
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Right. | |
And then what? | ||
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Right. | |
I feel like New York is already kind of collapsing on itself. | ||
I just spent a week there for the first time in a long time. | ||
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We used to live there and, uh, How many times did you get stabbed? | |
I've still got gauze all over my sweatshirt. | ||
It's crazy. It was oddly quiet, dude. | ||
Just real quick, sorry. Don't forget. | ||
Don't put it in. | ||
When we went to New York, when we had the billboards put up, we're like, okay, so we spent all this money on this billboard | ||
We're going to go and we're going to get photos and we're going to celebrate. | ||
campaign. | ||
That morning, when we were there, it was like a homeless guy, | ||
walked up to a tourist woman and just slashed her back with a machete or something. | ||
just slashed her back with a machete or something. | ||
And then when you were there on New Year's Eve, that year prior... Oh, there was a shooting! | ||
There was a shooting. | ||
In Times Square on New Year's. | ||
Anyway, tell your story. | ||
Well, I was in Times Square too, and my wife used to be a waitress in Times Square. | ||
I spent a lot of time there. | ||
It was so quiet. | ||
I was telling everybody I was in this SiriusXM show. | ||
I'm like, what's going on? | ||
They're like, it's just like that now. | ||
No one goes to work. | ||
Everyone's on Zoom. | ||
The city's just dead. | ||
Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
And like, this is like the conservative serious show. | ||
So they've been stuffed in a corner of a skyscraper so that their guests don't offend. | ||
Shout out to Wilco show. | ||
But like, I was just like, the city's already collapsing. | ||
You know, how many build, how many businesses were shut down during COVID? | ||
A thousand, I think something like that, you know, dude, I think that, so I'm just saying the boycott seems to already start have started. | ||
People don't want to go. | ||
I feel like I'm wet-blanketing Trump, but I think what they're doing is nasty to this guy. | ||
It doesn't seem right. | ||
It feels like coordinated and political. | ||
But I think the January 6th thing, people thought, he's got my back, I'm going to go out there and protest for Trump. | ||
And then they were on the premises, they got arrested, and Trump's nowhere to be seen. | ||
So are they going to suspend their livelihoods and risk their livelihoods for this guy? | ||
I don't know. | ||
No, that's totally unfair, Ian. | ||
I mean, Trump just came out with some golden sneakers. | ||
Yeah, and it sold out. | ||
It sold out, too. | ||
So if you're in solitary confinement right now for January 6th, you probably got a big ol' smile on your face that Trump put on. | ||
I'm just kidding. | ||
I'm being a dick. | ||
I think one of the criticisms over January 6th is that Trump should have pardoned everybody, and there's an argument that he could have declared a blanket pardon. | ||
I don't think it's that easy, and I don't think Trump knew what he was doing. | ||
I don't think Trump knew what was going on. | ||
I don't think... You know, it's kind of weird because Trump is, like, the view for most people that are making these political arguments is that Trump is this grandiose, super-intelligent 5D chess-playing figure. | ||
I mean, like, his supporters and his detractors. | ||
I think Trump's a dude with ideas. | ||
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Yeah. | |
And some of those ideas were pretty good. | ||
I like what he was doing. | ||
I think he's made some personal sacrifices. | ||
I think he's also done some, some, like, not too good things periodically. | ||
Uh, I think he's done some really bad things. | ||
Commando raids in Yemen, reportedly killed an eight year old American girl. | ||
This one is not, uh, confirmed as, uh, uh, Abdur Rahman al-Awlaki's killing by Barack Obama is. | ||
I would like to see this investigated. | ||
I don't know that Trump, what his involvement was. | ||
I don't know if it actually happened. | ||
But in part in Kodak black. | ||
And not Julian Assange, and no clemency for Edward Snowden. | ||
And so, he's not... It's the craziest thing, because there are people who really think of him as, like, he should be the, like, demigod figure, and then there are leftists who view him as, like, a demisatanic figure, and I'm like, he's just some guy! | ||
He's a smart guy, successful guy, he's got good ideas! | ||
But like, why didn't he do enough for the J6ers? | ||
I'm like, I don't know, man. | ||
Let me ask you a question, though. | ||
Like, alright, so you say he didn't pardon, uh, Eric Snowden. | ||
But regardless, if you felt like- Edward Snowden. | ||
Eric Snowden. | ||
Edward. | ||
Edward Snowden. | ||
But regardless, if you felt like what Edward Snowden was doing was right or wrong, but to go somebody who is our, like, after, you know, maybe with Asia, who was our number one, or China, who was our, or North Korea, excuse me, who was our number two enemy after North Korea. | ||
Russia was? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Russia might be our... well, I think China's our biggest adversary. | ||
Russia is certainly a serious enemy of the United States right now. | ||
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Second or third, right? | |
Yeah. | ||
So for someone to go there and give them our trade secrets, is that able to have a part in it? | ||
Well, I don't think Edward Snowden gave Russia US secrets. | ||
He published them. | ||
He put them out publicly. | ||
I'm not a fan of him doing that. | ||
But he took... but that's where he took asylum at. | ||
Right. | ||
Where else could he go? | ||
I don't know, the Bahamas? | ||
They'd probably send him right back wrapped in a casket with a gold ribbon on it. | ||
That's the challenge, right? | ||
The world is not so black and white. | ||
I mean, I look at Vladimir Putin and I see a bad guy. | ||
Like, he's not a good dude. | ||
He doesn't care about our interests. | ||
He cares about his country, but insofar as it gives him control and wealth, because he's like anyone else who wants power and thinks he's the only one who can do it. | ||
And despots are not wrong in the regard that they can create order. | ||
It just means a lot of people suffer because of it. | ||
Navalny should not have died. | ||
That being said, I'm not going to cry over, you know, Navalny. | ||
He's Russian. | ||
He's not American. | ||
I'm concerned about what's going on with J6ers in America. | ||
But you look at the Clintons, you look at the Democratic Party, the Uniparty, the Neocon establishment, I'm like, the only reason, like if it came down to a war between Russia and the Deep State, I'm on the side of the Deep State simply because I live here too, and I don't want to get blown up. | ||
And the only shared interest we really have is both of us not getting blown up. | ||
Other than that, they're crackpot evil people. | ||
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Right. | |
They think they're smarter than you, they think they're better than you, they think you should do as you're told, they should be in charge forever, they think our founding documents don't matter, they will spit in your face at a moment's notice, and the only saving graces, they also live on a piece of land we would like, we have to share and live on. | ||
That's the only thing we have in common. | ||
Okay. | ||
I wonder that sometimes if the people in the deep state actually are American sometimes, because it's like, who are they, corporation? | ||
When you say deep state, what do you mean? | ||
When I think of it, it's like people that are feeding the money into the political realm that aren't in the politics. | ||
I think of reptile people. | ||
In all seriousness, Deep State was, I believe it started as a term to reference what's called permanent government. | ||
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Okay. | |
And so, Deep State... You can't vote them in or vote them out. | ||
Right. | ||
They were appointed, they hold power, and they will never leave. | ||
There's also a shadow government, according to Alex Jones. | ||
I was like, what's the difference between the Deep State and the shadow government? | ||
He was like, the shadow government is a global thing that's in there in case of nuclear war to keep the government going. | ||
So, are those those families we often reference when you talk about the Deep State? | ||
No. | ||
They might be involved. | ||
That might be the shadow government. | ||
No, I don't think so. | ||
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And I don't even think... So who do we call the Deep State? | |
So it's the FBI's DC Bureau. | ||
It's the CIA, NSA. | ||
Okay. | ||
So people like Brennan, right? | ||
John Brennan. | ||
They lie to Congress. | ||
So here's what I like about Snowden, and here's what I don't like about Snowden. | ||
Snowden saw that he was a contractor for, I think it was like Booz Allen or whatever, was it Booz Allen? | ||
Booz Allen Hamilton. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And so he's like, holy crap, the U.S. | ||
is doing these illegal things, violating the Constitution. | ||
Look at this thing, X-Key Score. | ||
They can spy on anything anyone says at any moment. | ||
They can search for whatever you're doing at any time. | ||
I gotta tell someone. | ||
I got an idea. | ||
Here's what I don't like about what he did. | ||
I'm gonna download everything without reading it and give it to some journalists. | ||
That is not whistleblowing. | ||
That is leaking. | ||
And I don't believe leakers should be granted the exact same, you know, I guess, good grace as a whistleblower would. | ||
That being said, at this point, clemency? | ||
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Like, look, come back. | |
It's long said and done. | ||
There were some really important things exposed by what you did. | ||
I say come back and we'll forget about it. | ||
But I think what's an important point to make is that there was one instance where he leaked documents that didn't get redacted. | ||
He leaked documents to Glenn Greenwald, Laura Poitras, and a few other news outlets. | ||
So, I don't know who published it, but they published a piece of information, didn't get redacted, and it resulted in an emergency where they had to evacuate someone because I think it exposed their identity. | ||
That's not good. | ||
I don't think anybody got hurt, but that's the problem of leaking things. | ||
With Bradley Manning, now Chelsea Manning, this was specific illegal actions and specific information pertaining to illegal activities that were leaked to WikiLeaks, like the collateral murder videos where US forces killed a Reuters journalist. | ||
Okay, well, like, that's malfeasance. | ||
That's whistleblowing. | ||
And so for that, I say, you know, now, as for Julian Assange, Julian Assange just never even committed a crime! | ||
Just ridiculous fake charges. | ||
They're just trying to destroy this guy for being a journalist. | ||
The horrible thing of all those guys is I feel like even if Edward Snowden was pardoned, if he stepped foot on this country, it'd be like, Edward Snowden did not kill himself. | ||
That would be the phrase. | ||
People would be saying that out loud. | ||
Oh, bro! | ||
There would be a letter, like, he'd write a letter saying, like, Edward Snowden writes a letter saying, I'm very glad to be home, I missed my family, and I'm very grateful that I finally have the opportunity to see everyone I've loved and missed and cared about. | ||
Then underneath that nicely written letter will be big, bold letters, and that is why I took my life. | ||
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And like, just, you'd be like, okay! | |
Tara Reade, she flew to Russia. | ||
His immediate family is probably under watch all the time. | ||
I mean, I think it's probably an understatement. | ||
I bet there's like a dude, like his family comes home and there's a guy smoking a cigarette in the corner of the room with like in a silhouette and you can just see the light from the cigarette. | ||
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And then he goes, carry on. | |
That's just that their whole life now. | ||
I think he's, he's married in Russia. | ||
His wife's in Russia with him and they have a kid. | ||
I think now those are some bad chicks over there, bro. | ||
Oh yeah. | ||
I mean, like look at the UFC fighters could be. | ||
Wild animal. | ||
Yeah, I dated a Ukrainian girl. | ||
That's close enough to Russia. | ||
Yeah, that's Slavic nature. | ||
They know what hard is. | ||
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She can kill me, I can say that. | |
So you don't think with Kodak, Trump pardoned a bunch of people and everyone questioned why he pardoned rappers and the mayor of Detroit or something? | ||
A bunch of people. | ||
Lil Wayne, Kodak Black. | ||
But Lil Wayne I kinda get. | ||
You have to, the greatest rapper alive. | ||
What did he do? | ||
He was at a gun charge show. | ||
And Kodak Black did so much shit, who knows. | ||
I don't know what he was in for. | ||
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But people were pissed because they were like, Yeah! | |
I mean, Wayne was cool, but Asandra would've been great. | ||
I don't think Trump knows morality. | ||
He's been rich too long. | ||
Yeah, you were saying that before the show, how you can lose touch with the common- | ||
You can lose touch. | ||
I'm not even rich, bro, but if I ask for a hamburger from, or just say if I was like, | ||
hey, if you had a runner, hey man, go get me a number one at Chick-fil-A, | ||
no pickles with a lemonade. | ||
I'd give you 40 bucks and not expect change. | ||
Just because like I'm thinking about too much. | ||
I've been doing that lately with, I'll just buy stuff on Amazon, get my coconut water, the juice, the food. | ||
And I don't think about like 40 bucks, 50 bucks. | ||
And I'm like, there's a lot of people that do right now. | ||
You lose touch, man. | ||
And I think like, as far as Trump, he's been rich too long and he had a wealthy father. | ||
And I just don't think he knows morality as far as going to, like you said, a blanket pardon. | ||
For everybody involved in January 6th. | ||
I'm going to ask a question. | ||
Nobody answer. | ||
I'm going to ask one at a time. | ||
I'm going to ask David first. | ||
How much does a gallon of milk cost? | ||
Probably, I mean if you listen to the news, I'd say probably like $13. | ||
$13. | ||
Ian, how much does a gallon of milk cost? | ||
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$7.99. | |
Shane, how much does a gallon of milk cost? | ||
I get raw milk. | ||
It's like $7. | ||
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$7? | |
Yeah. | ||
Serge, do you know how much a gallon of milk costs? | ||
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I'm lactose intolerant, so... Nobody here knows how much a gallon of milk costs. | |
I hope it's cheaper than $5, man. | ||
I buy it right out of the cow. | ||
I was going to say like, I don't know, $4.49 or something. | ||
I mean, what's a gallon of gas here? | ||
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$3.39. | |
It depends what kind of milk you're getting. | ||
Okay, so let me take my answer back. | ||
$3.39. | ||
So I'd say a gallon of milk probably costs twice as much as a gallon of gas. | ||
At Walmart it's $2.56. | ||
Oh good. | ||
That's just straight up poison. | ||
It's subsidized. | ||
That's just poison. | ||
We know that. | ||
That's not real milk. | ||
It's got that reverse bovine growth hormone. | ||
Is that what they put in there? | ||
The bad stuff. | ||
We get the fair life milk. | ||
What's that mean? | ||
I don't know if it's even milk. | ||
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It's got the lactase enzyme so I can drink that. | |
It allows me to digest it. | ||
It's a special kind of ultra filtered milk. | ||
You can store it outside of a refrigerator for like a year. | ||
It's got extra protein, less sugar. | ||
It tastes just like milk. | ||
I love it. | ||
But it doesn't need to be refrigerated. | ||
Once you open it, it does. | ||
But when you get them, they're ultra pasteurized. | ||
So they just come in a box. | ||
We ordered a bunch here, because I'm just like, if I'm going to exercise, I'm not going to buy some whacked out weird formula. | ||
Like, drink our weird drink. | ||
It's like, I'll get coconut water, and I'll get milk. | ||
We do have a bunch of different kind of sports drinks. | ||
We got the Numas, those are pretty good. | ||
And we got Gatorlite, because electrolyte stuff. | ||
But I'm just like, I don't know. | ||
Protein milk seems good. | ||
So that's why we buy that. | ||
That's expensive. | ||
This is an example of being out of touch, man. | ||
Because I thought $7.99. | ||
I was like, let's estimate with inflation. | ||
It's a gross over-exaggeration. | ||
It's not like I was like, oh, it's only $1 when it was $5. | ||
It was the other way. | ||
It really depends on the milk you're getting, though. | ||
$2 milk from $1 is different. | ||
How much was a gallon of milk like 10 years ago? | ||
Does anybody can look it up? | ||
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I think it was like $1.99 or $1. | |
And now it's what? $2.39? | ||
$2.56. | ||
I looked up Walmart. | ||
It said $2.56. | ||
So why hasn't Milt went up that much, but everything else has? | ||
Probably subsidization. | ||
I think the corn industry is being subsidized. | ||
The dairy industry is probably being subsidized and the gas oil industry is like the government's just probably printing and pumping money into it to make it stay cheap. | ||
See, that's why I'm on that, like, get your land and do your own thing. | ||
You got big land? | ||
You think that's a big property? | ||
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That's what that's all about. | |
I just bought a few acres out in Georgia, but I'm trying to, uh, after I establish this one, the next one will be like 50 to 100 acres. | ||
Well, hold on, hold on. | ||
That's awesome. | ||
Did you get chickens? | ||
Of course I got chicken. | ||
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. | ||
Aren't they great? | ||
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Yeah. | |
Yeah. | ||
Gotta get a rooster. | ||
Yeah, at least one. | ||
That's right. | ||
We got a bunch. | ||
Even though I want to, you know what I'm saying? | ||
You gotta eat them. | ||
A rooster? | ||
You can't eat no roosters. | ||
Yes, you can. | ||
They tough, right? | ||
Yeah, tough and rubbery, but you gotta... We haven't eaten any of the roosters because we got a bunch of soft, you know, soft... | ||
We'll just say soft people here at Timcast. | ||
And then they're like, no, don't kill them. | ||
Oh no. | ||
And I'm like, they are food. | ||
And there's too many of them. | ||
I want some of that black chicken. | ||
You ever seen them black chickens? | ||
No. | ||
Oh, we have, we have silkies and their meat is blue. | ||
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Yeah. | |
And then I think we do have the chickens with black meat. | ||
What it tastes like. | ||
You should start spraying one up here right now. | ||
I think so. | ||
Their eyes are all black, their feathers are all black, the beak's all black. | ||
We might have something similar. | ||
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I don't know if we actually have the ones that are just like... I own three Wagyu cows, too. | |
No way! | ||
Well, let me know when you're ready to do a nice little cookout. | ||
Oh, man. | ||
Wagyu cows. | ||
Yeah, it's going to be great. | ||
So with roosters, I keep saying like, let's just, you got to pressure cook them. | ||
Get them real nice and tender, but you can eat anything. | ||
Come on. | ||
Look at brisket. | ||
Or a nice saltwater brine. | ||
Oh, that's probably really good too. | ||
Like a saltwater brine on a rooster. | ||
Yeah. | ||
In a pressure cooker. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Like cook a rooster at like 175 to 200 for like six hours and then put a nice sear on them. | ||
He knows what's going on. | ||
He'll probably be just living in Texas, bro. | ||
He'll probably be just as tender as a chicken. | ||
Do you ever think about opening a restaurant? | ||
I'm actually opening a restaurant soon. | ||
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Oh, cool. | |
What kind of restaurant? | ||
Me and my buddy, Nick Franceschini, we bought a bar in Austin, and I'm going to open up a little late night food, but do it in a better way to where it's like You know, chicken fingers cooked in, like, rice flour to where it's not, like, flour. | ||
Like, I have celiac disease, which is me being gluten intolerant. | ||
So, like, I want to make stuff that tastes good for people who maybe can't break down flour and stuff like that in their body. | ||
You know what I like, though? | ||
I like, uh, I like corn. | ||
Corn breading. | ||
Like, corn crust. | ||
Almond flour. | ||
Come to Georgia, bro. | ||
I'm gonna buy you some catfish and some corn flour. | ||
Oh, yeah, dude. | ||
Let me know where you're at. | ||
Well, I mean, you do this shit every day, bro. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You had to just get that private jet to fly down there one day. | ||
Today, what we did was, so, when we were in Miami, Luke Rudkowski, the first time we went down in recent history, because I lived there for a little bit, but the first time we went down a couple years ago. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
Waste of money. | ||
I ate the one in L.A. | ||
You guys know, he does the salt thing with his hand. | ||
Waste of money. | ||
Dude, no way man. | ||
Nusserette, you gotta eat there. | ||
I ate the one at LA Mood or one at Miami. | ||
You didn't like it? All I know is, one of the best cheeseburgers I've ever had. | ||
What was so good about it? | ||
It was just, it tasted good! | ||
I don't know what to tell you. | ||
But they do this thing, the Nusseret Special, where it's, they bring out a cast iron pan, they pour melted butter into it, thinly sliced tenderloin, pan seared in the butter, then they put toasted bread, dip it in the butter, and then put it, tenderloin, bread, tenderloin, and they press it and they put it on your plate. | ||
It just seems like something a poor family in Turkey would make. | ||
Because that's where Nusrat comes from. | ||
But it's like the most delicious thing I've ever tasted. | ||
I got this idea for a restaurant. | ||
I'm never going to open it. | ||
So I'm going to say it online and maybe people will do it. | ||
I'll tell you later after the show. | ||
I think Phillip Lee down in Austin at Not a Damn Chance Burger. | ||
Oh, Not a Damn Chance Burger! | ||
I know Neen Williams. | ||
I think that's the best burger ever. | ||
I've not been able to have one yet. | ||
So Neen, he's from Chicago. | ||
I wouldn't say I'm like, we're not like good friends or anything, but I've known him and we have mutual friends. | ||
When he announced, his story is amazing by the way, you know his story, right? | ||
Skateboarder, right? | ||
Pro skateboarder, but he smoked a lot, he drank a lot. | ||
And then he had this like epiphany, he got super fit, super healthy. | ||
Now he's like... Yeah, he's a fitness. | ||
Yeah, now he's like a fitness dude. | ||
And he came out with a spice blend called Not a Damn Chance. | ||
And now he's got his own burger place. | ||
I think there's a couple of them. | ||
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Yeah, it's probably like... | |
It looks like he's working with a Michelin-starred chef, Philip Franklin Lee. | ||
So, I know, like, I know, uh, what's his name, Nadine? | ||
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Neen. | |
Neen. | ||
I know Neen through Philip. | ||
Oh, cool. | ||
So, me knowing Philip, because Philip, he owns, uh, the Sushi by Scratch. | ||
Oh, man. | ||
And then him and Neen partnered, but that's the best sushi I've ever had in my life. | ||
We wanted to do an event, get like 800 NADC burgers, Have them given out to everybody with a ticket. We weren't | ||
able to pull it off We want to do it in Austin, but what I can tell you is a | ||
lot of burgers, bro Well, yeah, if we're doing like a thousand seats everybody | ||
gets a burger But they're not going to be hot. | ||
No, we're going to set something up where they can make the burgers and people can go and order and get one. | ||
But when Neen came out with the spices, I was immediately like, oh, dude, awesome. | ||
I ordered a bunch. | ||
Those are great. | ||
Dude, we put it on everything. | ||
The spicy chicken spice on everything. | ||
I put on grilled cheeses. | ||
I put on cheeseburgers. | ||
I put it on, you name it. | ||
How did you meet up with Phillip? | ||
Uh, from working with Rogan, me being one of Rogan's openers, uh, you know, we would do our shows and he would be bringing us food. | ||
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Oh. | |
And then they would come to the shows and they'd be like, hey, you gotta come check out my sushi restaurant. | ||
And then they'd be like, oh, well, we just opened up a burger restaurant, so you gotta come check out the burgers. | ||
And he fries his fries in beef tallow. | ||
That's what's at home. | ||
The Wagyu and his wife, Margarita, who just opened up a bakery in Austin. | ||
She makes all the buns and shit, bro. | ||
It's just a well thought out, not putting some shit together burger. | ||
I tell you man, I used to work at a chicken shack, and I would take the lard, the beef, I think it was beef tallow, I don't know, it was lard, big block of it, and slide it into the chicken thing, and they'd fry chicken in it for like three days, and then we'd reuse the oil for the french fries. | ||
Come out black and soggy, but when you use that fresh lard on the fries, they're golden and crispy. | ||
It's all about that lard. | ||
I almost want to just do a show in Austin so I can get a chance to get one of those NADC burgers. | ||
Let me know when. | ||
It's so hard to pull off. | ||
Why? | ||
Because I, like, so what we typically have to do is fly out on a Sunday, set up the show all week in Austin, so we can do the live show on the day of, and then we gotta fly out on the weekend, so it basically results in Like three or four weeks straight with no days off. | ||
Is there a day we could just- Working 16 hours every day. | ||
A way we could fly down there with super low budget, me, you, and Serge, and like- Private jet. | ||
Two days. | ||
Private jet. | ||
And then- Yeah, that's the only way. | ||
So the only way to do it where it's not super stressful and it's actually cheaper than setting up for a week would be we wrap up the Culture War Show Friday morning, hop on a private jet at 12.30 in the afternoon, land, I think it would be like a two and a half hour flight. | ||
That PJ is gonna cost you like $60,000. | ||
And then, do the live show, catch the return flight that night after the plane's refueled, and fly back home. | ||
And so, what we- Damn! | ||
60 grand. | ||
Yeah, it was crazy as- There and back? | ||
Yeah, there and back. | ||
Before COVID, it was like 10 grand. | ||
And so, a lot of people were like, Okay, so that, you know, I'll fly down, do a show, and fly back. | ||
It's expensive, but you make more than enough money doing the show. | ||
Now it's like 60 grand. | ||
Flying during COVID was the nastiest shit, dude. | ||
Did you guys fly during COVID with the masks? | ||
It was so—breathing in that sweaty mask. | ||
Well, here's the thing. | ||
You had to fly first class. | ||
They didn't bother you. | ||
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Oh. | |
Yeah. | ||
You could take it down, and they wouldn't— Let's do this. | ||
Let's jump to the story, because I find this one funny, and we'll get back into the news. | ||
We have this from The Independent. | ||
GoFundMe launched for Donald Trump's unjust $350 million fine and civil fraud case. | ||
So there's a whole bunch I gotta say about this. | ||
First of all, GoFundMe? | ||
I'm surprised they didn't ban it outright, because they just ban everybody. | ||
Give, send, and go is right there. | ||
Secondly, yo, 10,800 donations already, $556,000 raised of $355 million. | ||
donations already, $556,000 raised of $355 million, I don't know that they're gonna make it to $355 million. | ||
But I would just like to point out, with Truth Social about to get their deal done, the digital world acquisition corporate, whatever it's called, Trump stands to make $4 billion. | ||
What? | ||
Okay, it's stock value. | ||
You hear about this? | ||
Hold up, no. | ||
Trump is gonna be wealthier than he's ever been. | ||
Smart guy. | ||
So they launched Truth Social. | ||
Trump, being as famous as he is, it is the path. | ||
You know what's funny? | ||
Everybody was like, Trump needs to get back on X. Even I was saying it, like, Trump's gotta be on Twitter, man. | ||
This is where he needs to be. | ||
It's funny. | ||
Yeah, no. | ||
Trump just monetized his personality and his platform to the tune of $4 billion. | ||
So the amount of shares he owns in Truth Social or DWAC or whatever, if the merger happens, they're valued at about $50 a share. | ||
That gives Trump $4 billion in equity. | ||
He could then take 10% of those shares, hand them to New York, and be like, you are now a minority stakeholder in Truth Social. | ||
Thank you and have a nice day. | ||
So, you know, people are donating to him, and I can respect it. | ||
But the man does not need it. | ||
I hope he starts wearing the gold shoes now. | ||
It would look good with that kind of money in the bank. | ||
I kind of regret not buying the gold shoes. | ||
I'm going to get a pair. | ||
I'm going to get a pair. | ||
But people are just like reselling them for a lot, aren't they? | ||
When they drop for $300, we can probably get a pair for $200. | ||
I think they're going for $5,000 now, aren't they? | ||
I'm sure they're probably already online reselling them. | ||
I'll pay $1,000. | ||
Yeah, they're probably already charging more than that. | ||
But I'm not even going to wear them, I'm just going to put them in a case. | ||
Nah, we're going to skate them. | ||
One shoe in one room. | ||
One thing about me, bro, I can't skate. | ||
You ever seen one? | ||
9,500? | ||
Yeah, but it says sold out. | ||
Never surrender? | ||
How do you get them made? | ||
I would buy them and then we would film a skate video in them. | ||
Because what we'd be doing is, it's not meant to cause harm or to insult the sneakers. | ||
It's to immortalize them in a skate video forever. | ||
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Close up on the feet. | ||
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Yup. | |
And so then it's like you're watching someone do skate tricks. | ||
Or, like, maybe, like, depending on the size you could get, you could have a couple different people do big tricks in the golden sneakers. | ||
Everyone's gotta wear a Trump mask. | ||
Go to Hollywood High in the golden Trump sneakers and do, like, a kickflip backsmith on the handrail. | ||
How many pair released? | ||
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I don't know. | |
Yeah, it was limited. | ||
Yeah, limited edition. | ||
Limited's only like 500 to 1,000 pairs. | ||
Dude, how- 1,000, I think, maybe. | ||
Yeah, super limited 1,000 pairs. | ||
The point of the story is, it's wild to me that people- I mean, I don't know what to say. | ||
You can absolutely donate to Donald Trump, his campaign, and I think you should, especially if you want him to win. | ||
I think more important than that, people should be getting their friends and family registered to vote, and you should be gearing up for the Shadow Campaign Redux. | ||
Because if you think, you know, yeah, Nate Silver wrote an op-ed, he's a FiveThirtyEight guy, saying Biden can't win at this point. | ||
No. | ||
And I'm like, if you, if, okay, look, Nate Silver's a poll guy. | ||
So he's looking at the game, fixing his glasses and going, well, based on the rules of the game, I don't see how Biden could possibly win. | ||
And then Joe Biden goes and flips an ace out of his sleeve. | ||
He goes, oh, look at that. | ||
That was on the table. | ||
And then he's got a row of flush. | ||
Okay, if you think the Democrats are not working a shadow campaign right now like they did in 2020, yeah, I got a bridge to sell you. | ||
No, I got some golden sneakers to sell you. | ||
Actually, don't, I wish I did. | ||
What is your thoughts on, like, politics and who to vote for and how to do it? | ||
So here's my thing, bro. | ||
Up until 2020, I would say I didn't really care more, you know, Democratic. | ||
And, uh, when 2020 happened, I actually had the time to like sit back and chill and like listen to everything because I was just a blind, didn't like Trump guy, because that's what the majority said. | ||
And when 2020 happened, I went to reading and, you know, looking at stuff and seeing what this dude did. | ||
And because up until then I was in the rat race. | ||
Trying to be famous, trying to get on stage, going to auditions, table reads, this, that, and the other. | ||
So when 2020 actually happened and I got a chance, and I'm like, what's bad about this guy? | ||
Was there something in particular that happened like in the news? | ||
I think it was called the, uh, it was, what's the thing called where he gave money to the black colleges of the, uh, the HBC, HBCUs came to him and said, you can just don't keep coming back to me. | ||
I like you, but just take the money. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Cause Obama kept making them come back every year. | ||
That's what he said. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah. | ||
That was crazy. | ||
And, and, and then I'm like, how's this due to racist? | ||
Because, like, if you give somebody resources, or you give somebody opportunities, how is that racist? | ||
I mean, and you know, the reason I'm probably being outed right now by the BLM is because I have an opposing view, and I don't like that. | ||
I don't like how I can share the same complexion as somebody, and I don't think the same as them, and they call me, you know, a white supremacist. | ||
Well, as Joe Biden said, He said if you don't vote for him, you're not black. | ||
Yeah, but they're scared of me, bro, because I look like this and I have my views and I can take down their whole infrastructure. | ||
Because someone who looks like me should follow the same bandwagon as them. | ||
You're familiar with Larry Elder? | ||
Yeah. | ||
They call him the black face of white supremacy. | ||
What does that even mean? | ||
It's just like, we're gonna say words to shock and offend people. | ||
They called me a white supremacist this week. | ||
How's it feel? | ||
Uh, why? | ||
Because of the GF joke. | ||
George Floyd. | ||
And I did a podcast with Willie D explaining myself and I told them about an interaction I had with the KKK where when I was in Georgia. | ||
I can say that. | ||
I was going to ask you if you knew Daryl Davis. | ||
No. | ||
Oh, the black dude who transformed. | ||
Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
I don't know that they called him a white supremacist. | ||
I think they do call him a white supremacist. | ||
But here's the thing. | ||
I had an interaction with the KKK and it's not trying to justify what they Have done in the past or whatnot. | ||
But when it comes to life, I don't like to speak on history. | ||
Even if the history of police officers in LA is harming a majority of black people, I don't want to believe that to be my truth. | ||
So when I speak, I speak for my truth. | ||
And when I was in Georgia riding my dirt bike, I told the story on one of the podcasts. | ||
I said, man, I was riding my dirt bike. | ||
My dirt bike bogged out in the creek. | ||
And a group of people heard it happening, slightly over a hill, probably like creeks down here, probably like five or six feet to where I couldn't see what was going on above me. | ||
And I told Willie D, I said, you know who came to my rescue? | ||
And I said, you know what was going on right over that hill? | ||
And he said, what? | ||
I said, a KKK rally. | ||
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Wow. | |
And I said, these people came and helped me get my dirt bike out. | ||
They helped me get my dirt bike out and they said, go, get out of here. | ||
Were they in their hoods? | ||
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Yes. | |
What? | ||
Someone needs to draw this. | ||
Dude, this is wild. | ||
That's what I'm saying. | ||
But if I would've listened to everything a black person has told me and looked at every video, those can be extremists. | ||
Just like when it comes to slavery. | ||
Whenever I think, and me personally, whenever I think a person who shares my skin color thinks of slavery, they think of Django. | ||
They think of a big house with three, 400 slaves, but that's not how slavery actually was. | ||
It was a lot of poor farmers with one or two slaves, and they couldn't afford to treat them like shit. | ||
Yeah, we talk about Civil War quite a bit here, as many people may have noticed, but we were talking about this. | ||
A lot of black people fought for the North. | ||
We were talking about this on the Culture War Show, Culture War Podcast. | ||
Friday, it's 10am. | ||
When you start reading the history, a lot of people get the cliff notes of history. | ||
And the first thing I was reading about was like Frederick Douglass, and I don't know if it was him, it might have been him or his wife, but you start reading about slaves who bought their freedom. | ||
And then I was like, wait, wait, what? | ||
How does that make sense? | ||
You're a slave, you can't... Well, the reality was, slavery just meant... | ||
You were property of someone else. | ||
They controlled everything you did. | ||
But this didn't mean that you were on a plantation working on a farm. | ||
They could have you do anything they wanted. | ||
So they were like shoemakers. | ||
They were slaves. | ||
A guy would walk into the store and he'd be like, I'd like to have some shoes made. | ||
And there would be a slave making shoes. | ||
And slave owners would let the slaves take cash and make money for themselves to buy their own food because it was easier than slave owners managing everything for them. | ||
I'm not saying this is if it's like a good thing or it's like it wasn't as bad. | ||
No, I'm saying it's worse. | ||
It was that every element of their life was controlled and they were afforded only limited freedoms and even when they thought they could have something of their own, it was still one person could decide. | ||
But my point ultimately is there's a broader view of what was ultimately going on in slavery. | ||
So like poor farmers would have one slave and they would be, they'd treat them real well? | ||
And that would be like a story that would happen that isn't told a lot? | ||
Because I wasn't taught that as a kid. | ||
No, I don't think that was common. | ||
I think the majority of slave owners, it was a small percentage of people who owned almost all the slaves. | ||
And it's like what David's saying, people think it's like Django. | ||
Right. | ||
But a lot of it was just like a person who got paid nothing and had to work for you and couldn't do anything about it. | ||
So like an indentured servant? | ||
Yeah, indentured servitude was you take a big loan to get there and you're like, in X amount of time I'm gonna pay that off through work. | ||
But that was different than a slave. | ||
Slaves were owned. | ||
Harriet Tubman said, I freed many slaves. | ||
I would have freed many more if only they knew they were slaves. | ||
How is it that when John Brown goes to the Harper's Ferry Armory, you got a bunch of slaves who are like, I don't want to revolt. | ||
It's because the stories that people assume from movies are that the worst examples of torture are the examples of all slavery. | ||
Slavery was bad. | ||
It was human beings stripped of their rights. | ||
But the nefarious thing about it is, sometimes, people who are in slavery were convinced it was good for them. | ||
That's kind of the point. | ||
But can you also play devil's advocate and say that out of all the groups of people that were enslaved, that my ethnic background of people possibly laid down and accepted it because didn't Jewish people when they were trying to be enslaved they committed mass suicide? | ||
I don't know. | ||
I would say this slavery existed throughout history and it still exists today And I don't know if I have the knowledge enough of any ethnic group to say one laid down or one didn't. | ||
What I can certainly say is, you know, there were slave revolts in the United States and ultimately a civil war where people fought over, which was in essence, ending slavery. | ||
So do you believe that enough, do you believe that there were indigenous black people to America? | ||
I would probably. | ||
I would argue that. | ||
From boats from 10,000 years before, from Asia, across the Bering Strait, down colonized Haiti. | ||
Or maybe back when it was just Pangea and we had the, what's the land strait? | ||
Yeah, the Bering Strait. | ||
The Bering Strait. | ||
Pangea was, I think, well before humans existed. | ||
And I think the theory with the Bering Strait is that modern Native Americans descended from Asians. | ||
I would not be surprised to find that some point throughout history, black people made it to the United States or to the current North American continent, just not in great enough numbers to establish any kind of base or whatever, and the Asian cultures did. | ||
Pacific Islanders made it pretty dang far. | ||
The reason I ask that is because on my mother's side, her grandmother, was considered a native or they didn't really like being | ||
called Native American they like being called Native people but she was a native | ||
person and this lady is just as dark as me but with a different texture of hair. | ||
But I mean let's say I mean one of the slave trade star like | ||
Like 16-something? | ||
16... 1619? | ||
Yeah. | ||
So imagine someone's brought 1619. | ||
Somehow they end up living with Native Americans. | ||
An intermingle. | ||
100 years later, a child is born to a Native American tribe and they're black. | ||
Are they indigenous? | ||
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Sure, I mean, they're descended from a Native American tribe who's here, you know. | ||
So, these arguments the left makes about, like, indigenous also fall apart instantly when you ask about Europe. | ||
Apparently, it started in 1526, just to interject. | ||
Right, 1619. | ||
To Brazil was the first transatlantic slave voyage. | ||
1619 was the United States' argument. | ||
It's like these idiots that try to discredit me because my dad's from Cuba. | ||
It's like, you don't think ships stopped in Cuba? | ||
Oh yeah. | ||
My daddy's darker than me. | ||
I had a white dude at Occupy Wall Street tell me that, because they had this thing set up called Progressive Stack. | ||
That means if you want to talk, you have to be to varying degrees on the hierarchy of oppression or whatever. | ||
That's crazy. | ||
Yeah, so like you'd raise your hand and you were white. | ||
Yeah, this is what they did. It's called progressive. I wasn't allowed to speak either | ||
Yep, the stack was this you have the group gathering everyone raises their hand then based on who raised their | ||
hand first Someone would they would select you and then | ||
Then you would speak in that order. They called it the stack | ||
Then they very quickly were like well, that's not fair because white men speak too much | ||
So we're gonna make the progressive stack. | ||
So based on your, on your oppression Olympics, so like if you're a white man, this is really funny. | ||
White guy raises his hand and they're like, is there any people who are not white who want to speak? | ||
And he goes, I'm gay. | ||
And they're like, Oh, you're good then. | ||
It was like, alright, and one guy actually was like, I'm not really gay, but you know, I wanted to speak, so I just said. | ||
And let me ask, I mean, all of y'all are white, or white appearing, we got an African, there's more Africans. | ||
Well, here, real quick, there's a point I was making. | ||
The point I was making was, one of these, when I was questioning why they were doing it, this white liberal guy says, well look, you're white, you wouldn't understand what it's like to be oppressed. | ||
And I was like, I'm Korean! | ||
And I only recently learned this, but I'm part Japanese, and whenever I tell anybody, I'll be like, well, I'm like, I'm Germanized and Korean, but I just found out I'm 5% Japanese. | ||
They go, ooh. | ||
Because everybody knows what that means. | ||
The part of my family, let's put it this way, the Japanese man did not enter my family consensually. | ||
Yeah, I am part Japanese, not because... I like to tell people, I imagine it was a Romeo and Juliet story, where the Japanese man and the Korean woman were like, I don't care what my family says, I love you. | ||
We'll meet on a boat, somewhere in the middle. | ||
And we'll escape together. | ||
No, they were warring for a long time and hated each other, and Japan occupied Korea, but there was a lot of war between them. | ||
And then someone else pointed out, the percentage of Japanese I am indicates it wasn't once, but more than once. | ||
And I'm like, who's this white liberal dude to tell me you have no historic oppression so you can't possibly speak? | ||
And I'm just like, why do I have to tell you my race in order to be considered worthy of speaking? | ||
Because they are openly racist on the left. | ||
It's only skin deep with them, you know? | ||
Yeah, and your skin's not even white. | ||
That's the most annoying part. | ||
I know someone who's doing improv, and she's Puerto Rican. | ||
I guess it doesn't look as Puerto Rican as people think. | ||
Yeah, she does improv. | ||
We don't take... They can't even speak. | ||
She went up and did a Puerto Rican character, and all the white people on her team said, you can't do that because you're not Puerto Rican. | ||
And it was offensive. | ||
She's like, I'm actually Puerto Rican. | ||
Because they're just looking at you, how you look, your skin. | ||
That's what I'm saying, bro. | ||
Ridiculous. | ||
Any type of improv is the gayest thing. | ||
Like, what? | ||
You guys, they all want to be something they're not. | ||
Like, I was a thespian at first, before I became a comedian, bro. | ||
Like, that was my thing, to be an actor. | ||
And you gotta hang around all these white people that walk around talking with a fake British accent. | ||
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And it's like, you're so fucking fake! | |
Well, hold on. | ||
The only accent they're allowed to do is British. | ||
Otherwise, they're being racist. | ||
So, David, would you not do SNL? | ||
I do what Shane's doing. | ||
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Well, that's what I was gonna say. | ||
Shane Gillis did an Asian accent, and they canceled him because of that, | ||
and some other jokes within the podcast or whatever. | ||
Right. | ||
But I'm like, dude, | ||
there was this guy, I don't know if, | ||
I can't remember who it was, it might have been Lawai86, is that the channel? | ||
Might have been, I might be referencing the wrong channel, but there was a guy, remember when the girl wore the Chinese dress to prom? | ||
What is it called, like a gi or whatever? | ||
The Komodo? | ||
No, that's Japanese. | ||
She wore a Chinese dress. | ||
I'm racist. | ||
Double racism. | ||
I don't know if I'm Asian enough to give you a pass on that one, but you know, I'll try. | ||
But anyway, she wore a Japanese dress. | ||
Thank you! | ||
No, she wore a gi. | ||
The left said she was culturally appropriating and it was racist. | ||
So some dude was in China and he walked up to Chinese people and he's like, what do you think about this girl in the dress? | ||
And they're like, oh, very nice. | ||
Like, very good. | ||
Oh, they're speaking Mandarin, of course. | ||
Everyone he asked, they were like, oh, hey, really cool. | ||
Like, people in America are wearing our clothes. | ||
In America, they're like, she's racist! | ||
You can't wear that! | ||
It'd be like if a Japanese dude wore a cowboy outfit, that'd be cool. | ||
What's really- Can you pull something up for me? | ||
Maybe, depends on what it is. | ||
Type in, uh, Macon, Georgia. | ||
Colored waiting rooms. | ||
Colored waiting area sign. | ||
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Oh, like from, uh- No, I- Not parted, but like- I just wanna show you this. | |
Okay. | ||
This is currently in the city that I grew up in. | ||
Colored waiting room? | ||
Is that racist? | ||
What's it say? | ||
Color waiting room. | ||
I guess the issue is this. | ||
How do you define racism? | ||
And what color? | ||
Because my skin's color? | ||
It's pink? | ||
So the basis of racism, when I said this the other day on the podcast, is a battle for resources. | ||
That's where the basis of racism comes from. | ||
If we're all in a 20-acre plot And y'all say the black man is stronger, or the white South African is smarter, or he has more techniques to trap an animal. | ||
So he knows how to trap an animal. | ||
He knows what time this animal. | ||
That's where it came from. | ||
So how is that? | ||
Well, I think you're completely right, right? | ||
So racism is one community saying, particularly based on race, we don't want to share with another community. | ||
And so when it came to the end of slavery and then the rise of segregation and Jim Crow and all that stuff, they're basically saying it's our community and your community is separate. | ||
We don't want you taking our stuff. | ||
You don't take our stuff. | ||
We'll keep it separate. | ||
They want to control the resources they have and allocate only to their own. | ||
Slavery and racism got conflated in the United States, because it's not the same thing. | ||
Because the African slave trade happened to be people with darker skin from Africa. | ||
Darker tint, whatever the hell. | ||
They think of it as a racist thing, but slavery is just human slavery. | ||
The Romans took whoever's slave, if they weren't Roman. | ||
Not only that, the British crown enslaved Americans to force them to work on their naval vessels. | ||
And Irish people were enslaved, part of the slave trade. | ||
When I try to have Any type of debate with another black person who, you know, opposes my views and I tell them, yo, we were basically, you know, uh, sold by our own people who looked at us because it's like, think about taking, like, I don't know your land. | ||
I don't know up here where you're at. | ||
So think about a white European man, a white European male. | ||
Coming to Africa to trap Africans who doesn't know the lay of the land. | ||
Like slavery, those are the spoils of war. | ||
Yeah, it was a huge African slave trade. | ||
What was that movie that just came out about the like the female warrior? | ||
Talking about the Bob Marley movie? | ||
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Do you guys know what I'm talking about? | |
What's it about? | ||
There was like a black warrior woman. | ||
Oh, that movie they did horrible. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
And they omitted from the film that she was a slave trader. | ||
Viola Davis? | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
They were like, the reason, like, everyone's asking, like, hey, she was a slave trader. | ||
She captured black people and sold them to Europeans. | ||
Like, why don't they talk about that? | ||
The woman king? | ||
Yeah, something like that. | ||
The West African slave trade. | ||
This is what I've heard. | ||
Do you know more about it, Serge? | ||
I mean, the tribal chieftains would enslave people and then sell them. | ||
Bro, I think, I think too much, right? | ||
So I had this What do you call it when you think of something but it's not? | ||
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Epiphany. | |
Wait, no. | ||
Not an epiphany. | ||
A conspiracy. | ||
Oh, okay. | ||
When you think of something that's not based in reality? | ||
Bro, you got me drinking that $2,000 tequila. | ||
I can't even think right now. | ||
But I had a conspiracy about Harriet Tubman, right? | ||
So, there was this, like, sketch I wanted to write, but nobody would touch it. | ||
And I'm like, think about this for a minute. | ||
Harriet Tubman freed, I think, under 100 slaves, right? | ||
How many slaves did she free? | ||
I don't know. | ||
Let's find out. | ||
I think it was 79. | ||
I don't think it was an astronomical amount of slaves. | ||
Let's find out. | ||
We got Google right here. | ||
That's so badass. | ||
70. | ||
Oh, you're right. | ||
70. | ||
She rescued 300 people in 19 trips. | ||
Oh, a myth. | ||
Fact. | ||
It was about 70 people, approximately 13 trips. | ||
There we go. | ||
So, Harriet Tubman freed about 70 people. | ||
So I had this conspiracy that I wanted to make a whole movie about. | ||
What if Harriet Tubman was only freeing these slaves to pay a debt to another slave master in order to save her family? | ||
So but but elaborate like so she's taken so say for instance one giant plantation kind of like the thing that Leonardo DiCaprio had in Django and how he went to go find his girl so say somebody at that plantation was very dear to Harriet Tubman say for instance that's what it was like they had her husband her and her two kids or her yeah mom and aunt so say she told them hey I'm a free slave, but what I can do for exchange of these is bring you a whole bunch of more slaves. | ||
So she wasn't freeing them, she was bringing them on a trip and then delivering them to a slave owner. | ||
She was a human trafficker. | ||
That's the conspiracy theory that I have. | ||
You could have it in the movie seem like the slave owner's like, go disrupt all these other plantations by letting their slaves free, but then you can find out later he's actually working for them. | ||
Now, hold on. | ||
With Tyler Perry. | ||
This is a great idea. | ||
So hold on, hold on. | ||
Hear me out, David. | ||
Now, it's a great idea. | ||
In order to get this financed, we're gonna have to make Harriet white. | ||
And blonde. | ||
But only at the end of the movie, when she's done and she's a bad guy. | ||
The point is, we can make your film about Harriet Tubman, but we're gonna call her Karen Tillman, and she will be a white blonde woman from Atlanta, who is trafficking humans. | ||
And then you'll get the financing for your film, and that's Hollywood. | ||
See, that's the thing I asked Willie D, man. | ||
You know, like, when we talked about the whole Kyle Rittenhouse thing, and it's like, And you know, they're angry at him for, you know, the things that transpired that night when he had to do what he had to do. | ||
A judge ruled that he defended himself. | ||
But here's the thing. | ||
Black people are mad at him. | ||
But he did nothing to a black person. | ||
They think he did. | ||
So when I asked on the podcast I was on and they were like, because those were allies. | ||
And I'm like, but in this same conversation, you, you, you, you call white people the enemy or you call white people racist. | ||
So at what, what, uh, at what point can we determine who is an ally and who is the enemy? | ||
Because you can, you can tell me you're, you're for me right now. | ||
But what does that mean? | ||
That's what I'm saying. | ||
Like, when it comes to the black community, like, what determines who is and who isn't an ally? | ||
I mean, I don't care because I'll never go outside in March. | ||
Not because I don't want to walk. | ||
It was just the optics. | ||
Like, they turned Brittenhouse into the anti-BLM, even though he was just protecting himself and had nothing to do with shooting. | ||
He was protecting his, I think, grandfathers. | ||
He wasn't shooting at black people. | ||
It wasn't even grandfathers. | ||
I think he heard that there was someone who wanted their business to be protected. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And he just showed up. | ||
He actually did first aid on some people. | ||
He was outside asking for first aid. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And not to mention, this dude was a pretty good shot. | ||
He was a really good shot. | ||
Falling on his ass, hit one dude in the bicep. | ||
Oh yeah, he blew that guy's arm right off. | ||
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Damn. | |
I'll tell you what does it. | ||
Well, let's clarify. | ||
Indicate if you're an ally. | ||
So that guy, who got his arm blown off, had posted he wished he had killed Kyle Rittenhouse. | ||
Kyle Rittenhouse fired as he was being approached by a man with a gun, and a jury ruled it was in self-defense. | ||
And one of them abused children in his past life. | ||
I mean, it's a wild story, dude. | ||
Kyle's my friend now. | ||
Yes, he's my friend. | ||
Since what happened with the George Floyd show? | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
That's awesome. | ||
We've had him on the show. | ||
He's awesome. | ||
Yeah, he's a cool guy. | ||
Yeah, he is. | ||
And, you know, for me, it's like, bro, like, you were 17 at the time. | ||
I know. | ||
Crazy. | ||
Even if you were out there on dirt, even if you was out there like, I'm gonna get somebody who's trying to burn some shit down. | ||
Like, even if you're 17, And the fact that the dude hit you in the head with a skateboard twice, and you still had the cognitive dissonance to... Not cognitive dissonance. | ||
That's a broken brain. | ||
Cognitive fortitude. | ||
Cognitive fortitude. | ||
I've been drinking, so... Cognitive fortitude. | ||
To maintain your composure, and he even tried to turn himself in. | ||
But I want to do this. | ||
I want to jump over to this story because I want to make sure we get this one in. | ||
This is a tweet from Kiver Quantitative. | ||
Recent stock trades by Congress have caught our attention. | ||
I want to play you this video. | ||
It's a minute long and then we'll talk about it. | ||
The gist of it is... | ||
The people who are known for insider trading in Congress sure are acting as though there's about to be a major collapse. | ||
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Senator Tuberville just dumped a huge amount of his portfolio this month, and I mean huge. | |
To put it into perspective, out of the 61 trades he made over the last month, 59 of them were sales. | ||
The other two were purchases of put contracts, which if you don't know, is a way to bet against the stock. | ||
The reason I'm telling you this is because Tuberville isn't just your regular congressman. | ||
When it comes to trading, he has one of the best records in Congress, right next to Nancy Pelosi. | ||
And maybe one of the reasons behind this performance is the crazy amount of Senate committees that he's on. | ||
There's too many to read, so you can pause and take a screenshot if you want. | ||
But it's safe to say, with the amount of privileged info he gets from sitting on all these committees, you definitely want to pay attention to his trades. | ||
Now, here's the weird part. | ||
Whenever you see a lot of bulk buying or selling by a lawmaker, you typically see some sort of trend. | ||
For instance, they could be selling financial stocks or buying energy stocks. | ||
But with the Tuberville trades here, I don't see any rhyme or reason to it. | ||
He's selling everything from automobile companies like Ferrari, semiconductor stocks like AMD, regional banks like Southern State, and I could go on and on. | ||
But here's the catch though. | ||
As if Tuberville selling all these stocks isn't a bad enough sign, this week specifically, we've seen some of the richest people in the world selling billions in stocks. | ||
In February alone, Jeff Bezos sold 33 million shares of Amazon, which at $170 each, comes out to $5.6 billion. | ||
Mark Zuckerberg, same story, 900,000 shares of Meta for $416 million. | ||
And the list goes on. | ||
My point is, when selling like this is going on, by the world's richest and most powerful people, it makes you wonder if they know something that we don't. | ||
To see any of the data mentioned in this video, I made a website called QuiverQuant where you can track it all for free, and would love for you to check it out when you get the chance. | ||
As always, thanks for watching. | ||
The answer is, they do know something you don't. | ||
They get rich off of it. | ||
They bet against you. | ||
So, I'd be interested to see, outside of Tuberville, who else is selling? | ||
Is Nancy Pelosi? | ||
What moves is she making? | ||
And, I did notice this before. | ||
The reason why I bring this up. | ||
I did notice that Bezos, there's a big story when he sold off a huge portion of Amazon stock. | ||
I was like, that's kind of wild. | ||
Usually, they don't need to. | ||
They're so rich. | ||
You just, what's it gonna do with, what is it, $6 billion or whatever? | ||
5.6? | ||
5.6. | ||
5.6 billion dollars? | ||
Like, what do you do with that cash? | ||
Buy Bitcoin. | ||
Move it somewhere? | ||
I don't, it may be... Give it to me. | ||
Just give me the .6. | ||
Spread it around. | ||
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Bitcoin did jump. | |
30% in a month. | ||
But this is normal, right before the happening is supposed to be happening. | ||
Maybe, maybe they just decided to move I gotta say, look, maybe we're about to see some big crash. | ||
Maybe. | ||
Absolutely. | ||
Hold on. | ||
If the crash happens before the election, Trump wins a home run. | ||
Yeah. | ||
If the crash happens after the election, the Democrats say, we told you so. | ||
But why is Nikki Haley still in the race? | ||
I just feel like Nikki Haley's gonna be the Republican candidate. | ||
I agree. | ||
You think so? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Dirty, dirty. | ||
Maybe not guaranteed, but maybe she is there because they are planning to do something. | ||
It is totally nonsense that she is in the race right now. | ||
Total nonsense. | ||
She's got big money, don't know where it's coming from, why she's still there. | ||
What's RFK running as? | ||
Democrat? | ||
Independent. | ||
Independent? | ||
Okay. | ||
Nikki Haley makes no sense. | ||
Any way you put it, there is zero reason for her to be in a race because she can't win. | ||
And all the Trump supporters are laughing at her. | ||
There's only one reason she's in the race. | ||
She's crossing her fingers and begging that Donald Trump goes to prison. | ||
I think she'll drop out. | ||
The only person that had a smidgen of a chance against Donald Trump was DeSantis. | ||
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Yeah. | |
A smidgen. | ||
And that's the right word. | ||
Right. | ||
Like, anybody who, like, if we're talking about the turtle in the head, anybody who was Even kind of close, which it was still, you know, four or five laps ahead, Donald Trump. | ||
Like, the only person that could have possibly even made or got four percent of the votes. | ||
You want to know what's wild? | ||
A smidgen is actually a unit of measurement. | ||
I'm just, I'm going into this. | ||
I don't even care. | ||
Okay, a pinch is an actual unit of measurement. | ||
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Really? | |
Yeah, like back in the day, if you look at really old recipe books, it would say a smidgen, a pinch, I think like a nip. | ||
A smidgen is a very small portion. | ||
Can we see a visual representation of a smidgen? | ||
A bit or a mite. | ||
A bit or a mite? | ||
Huh. | ||
A tidbit? | ||
Smidgen etymology. | ||
And, uh, you know, here's another really crazy thing I was just reading about. | ||
So, uh, do you know why we say that there's hours, minutes, and seconds? | ||
Why? | ||
Seconds comes from the second hand of a clock. | ||
We're literally calling the unit of measurement... The second measurement? | ||
The second. | ||
After minutes. | ||
Number two. | ||
Like, yeah, a second is named after the clock. | ||
Minute is minute. | ||
They're like, well, that's a minute increment. | ||
Something like that. | ||
So it's called minute. | ||
And I'm like, where... We count. | ||
We count seconds. | ||
Like, count to ten. | ||
Like, how many seconds until X. And it's like, before clocks, they didn't have any of that. | ||
So they didn't count time. | ||
I'm like... | ||
That's just wild. | ||
It's a weird thing. | ||
Anyway, back to the- I don't want to derail about the economy. | ||
This is a big deal. | ||
Oh, you just woke up? | ||
Back to the economy. | ||
Yeah, sundials. | ||
Is this guy going to build a Doomsday Bunker? | ||
That's when I start to worry. | ||
Because there's a lot of people building Doomsday Bunkers. | ||
I know. | ||
And you know why. | ||
Rick Ross is building a Doomsday Bunker. | ||
Rick Ross? | ||
Yes. | ||
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Yeah, Rick Ross. | |
It was big news like a few weeks ago. | ||
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Yep. | |
Why? | ||
I'm the biggest boss! | ||
We should ask him. | ||
We should ask him, exactly. | ||
Someone told him I think he should build one and then he did. | ||
Did y'all see, speaking of Zuckerberg, I saw him at the UFC fight looking goofy. | ||
Like a cyborg. | ||
What was he waiting for? | ||
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He was like, they're handing him some stuff and he didn't know? | |
Hold on. | ||
Now, everybody loves talking about these Doomsday Bunkers. | ||
And Mark Zuckerberg is apparently building one. | ||
It's not the biggest. | ||
They're claiming he built a $200 million doomsday bunker. | ||
It's not. | ||
It's a big property with a doomsday bunker. | ||
And why wouldn't you build one? | ||
It's got a network of rooms. | ||
I think it was 5,000 square feet. | ||
It's a massive compound. | ||
A massive $200 million compound with a 5,000 square foot subterranean emergency bunker. | ||
But real quick, real quick. | ||
I don't care about the bunker. | ||
I don't know why Mark Zuckerberg is trying to learn how to be a black belt. | ||
He thinks something's coming! | ||
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He's scared of Elon Musk. | |
He wants to raise Wagyu cows, be self-sufficient, be on a remote island with an emergency bunker, and be proficient in martial arts. | ||
He's infatuated with Joe Rogan, that's the problem. | ||
It's gonna be crazy when you see the riots in the dystopian future of people trying to loot doomsday bunkers. | ||
That's gonna be nuts. | ||
So here's my thing, if you do have a doomsday bunker, say there is some type of Catastrophe that ends most of civilization. | ||
Do you really want to be around? | ||
Yeah, you know, if I have kids, keep them safe no matter what. | ||
But why? | ||
Why you and your kids want to be the only... Well, you don't want to die. | ||
Yeah, gotta fight against it. | ||
But here's like the bigger piece of the puzzle. | ||
Everything everyone does, let's just be real, 99% of what people do is for other people. | ||
That's just it. | ||
Yeah. | ||
The reason why solitary confinement is torture is because humans only exist for other humans. | ||
And so I see your point. | ||
I've watched those Doomsday movies and I'm like, what would you do if the world ended? | ||
There's no mission anymore. | ||
Here's a better way to put it. | ||
Here's a better way to put it. | ||
If you went back in time 200 years, you might as well be not a human. | ||
Because humans would be so dramatically different from your views, from everything you want. | ||
You would not fit in. | ||
You wouldn't be able to do things you wanted to do. | ||
No deodorant. | ||
No, I mean, gnash your teeth. | ||
People would smell bad. | ||
You have to work non-stop all day every day. | ||
They like these things. | ||
Like, peep, man. | ||
Builds your house by hand. | ||
And that works vice versa. | ||
They look at us like we're not human. | ||
No, exactly. | ||
Like, imagine, imagine you like going out Friday nights and going to the bar and having a drink. | ||
Now go back in time to a period where those drinks don't exist, where electricity doesn't exist, and you'd be like, this is awful. | ||
I don't want to live this way. | ||
But more importantly, the value system. | ||
Imagine you're a gay man. | ||
And you go back time 400 years. | ||
Culture shock. | ||
They didn't exist. | ||
They did, but it was like... One per 100,000. | ||
You had to... Better not say anything. | ||
You had to go from Oregon to L.A. | ||
to find... No, I think they existed, but it was just like, it was not allowed. | ||
It's just not allowed. | ||
It's like having a kid out of wedlock. | ||
Like, there were some people, but like, do you really want to be that person? | ||
Imagine, it's absolute culture shock, like the women who go to Dubai, and there's so many of these stories where they'll get raped, report to the police, and then go to prison for premarital sex. | ||
And they're like, no, but I'm the victim. | ||
Like, no, you're not. | ||
You're a perpetrator. | ||
You had sex outside of marriage. | ||
That's a crime. | ||
You go to jail. | ||
And they're just shocked. | ||
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Like, what? | |
Like, welcome to a different reality. | ||
Right. | ||
Let alone living without humans, living in a different culture. | ||
I'm like, imagine going to the future 200 years, you wouldn't be speaking the same, you wouldn't understand how to communicate. | ||
Like imagine Benjamin Franklin came to today, he wouldn't know how to find out what the news is. | ||
He might be one of the few. | ||
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I don't know. | |
He would probably like it. | ||
Some adaptable minds are like, I see the fractal pattern. | ||
I understand this method. | ||
He would say, get me a newspaper so I can figure out. | ||
I love Ben Franklin. | ||
He would say, get me a newspaper so I can understand what's happening in the news today. | ||
And you would say, the newspaper is old news. | ||
You need the phone with Twitter to know the news. | ||
And he's going to be like, a small hard glass object that when you... It's beyond him, dude. | ||
And this is not... | ||
No, Benjamin Franklin is not immune to this. | ||
The older people who have a hard time with tablets and smartphones is because they did not grow up utilizing this degree of technology. | ||
The same thing will happen to us depending on the advance of technology. | ||
Yeah, bro, like think about this, bro. | ||
You had to actually leave your house, get on a horse and buggy to allow somebody to see your outfit. | ||
Each one of us right now could show our outfit to hundreds of thousands of people without ever leaving this area. | ||
It's unnatural. | ||
That is unnatural. | ||
There's so many places. | ||
The amount of women you're exposed to. | ||
It's crazy. | ||
During war, the commanders wouldn't get word something happened unless their guys made it out. | ||
And if no one made it out, they'd be like, we've lost word with this unit. | ||
We don't know what's going on. | ||
Think of Lincoln being obsessed with Morse code, hanging out, waiting to hear the people come in. | ||
Imagine a Twitter update. | ||
The wild thing is Probably the most powerful weapons. | ||
The wild thing is probably the most powerful weapons, you know, I don't know if weapons is the right word, | ||
the most powerful devices in terms of killing other humans in war is radio. | ||
The ability to communicate because you can triangulate, you can surround people, the reeling of information, | ||
whoever's got the most information. | ||
One of the things I love was Justice League had, I think it was Justice League, | ||
had an episode where Vandal Savage sent a laptop, a regular store-bought Best Buy laptop | ||
back in time to himself, and it allowed him to take over Germany | ||
and win World War II. | ||
The things that were on that computer, the ability to calculate and do CAD drawings even, allow them to just rapidly advance technology. | ||
And it's like to us, it's just, I bought it at the grocery store. | ||
It's crazy. | ||
Your cell phone has more computing power than the rocket they use to do the Apollo missions. | ||
That's one of my favorite lines. | ||
I was careful in how I said that. | ||
I'd say go to the moon. | ||
I know, thank you. | ||
I appreciate that. | ||
One of my favorite lines from... Shane's a skeptic. | ||
I'm a skeptic of everything, but from Mad Men, there's a Ida Blankenship was the secretary. | ||
When she died in the skyscraper, the character looked at her and goes, she was born in the back of a barn in 1800, whatever. | ||
And she died on top of a skyscraper. | ||
She was an astronaut. | ||
I love that line. | ||
That's how I feel about my grandparents, looking at how they saw like giant hallways of computers condensed down into this phone. | ||
I was talking about that shit the other day to my team. | ||
And I said, I was like, bro, like, what? | ||
It was in the water back in the day, like, you know, like during the Silver War. | ||
Nothing, that's water. | ||
To where they could convince you to play drums as people are shooting at you. | ||
I think new water is poisoning us into not doing that. | ||
The point of the instruments in the battlefield was not something symbolic, it was how they conveyed information. | ||
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So, if they're marching forward and the guy's playing the drums, and the other guy's got a horn, and then as they're marching down, the commander's way in the back, and then he hears You know, fanfare number three to drumbeat four, he knows that means cavalry's coming up from the right side. | ||
That's how they conveyed information. | ||
That was an evolution of military tactics. | ||
In the beginning, it was all vocal. | ||
Well, I don't know if it was in the beginning, it was all, but in early on, it was a lot of vocal commands. | ||
And then they just evolved it into louder instruments that they could bang. | ||
I think we just have a pandemic of complacency right now. | ||
People don't even care to leave their house. | ||
Imagine if we had to go to battle and you had to hear, like, an EDM DJ. | ||
When I met you in the summer Flake! | ||
Danger Mouse! | ||
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Flake! | |
That would be awesome, slow motion. | ||
The general's gonna be like, hold on! | ||
I have the wrong tickets! | ||
Track loaded, hold on! | ||
It's Skrillex! | ||
Retreat, retreat! | ||
They're dropping Molly at night. | ||
When I met you in the summer! | ||
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Flank, flank, flank! | |
So this is what would be, what would happen. | ||
Now imagine there's like an EMP and it like nukes go off and it wipes out all communications technology and so we're forced to go back to instruments. | ||
The songs they're gonna play are gonna be like okay so if we hear shake it off that means charge 4 the center is broken. | ||
If we hear beat it by Michael Jackson that means they're coming from the left. | ||
That's amazing. | ||
Say it out. Say it out. | ||
I was like, he's playing Swift! | ||
That would probably be like secret army secrets too. | ||
Like if you could decode what songs the enemy met what they met, | ||
you'd be able to anticipate their moves when you heard the music. | ||
But here's a funny thing. | ||
I heard this about Iraq. | ||
When the US troops started building stuff, it might maybe Afghanistan, | ||
the streets were named things like, like after Michael Jordan Boulevard and stuff like that. | ||
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Wow. | |
Because the troops were just young guys. | ||
And it's a dirt road. | ||
They drove down with no name. | ||
And so they had to tell people like, that street we call Manning and that one's called Favre. | ||
So you turn there and turn there. | ||
And so the street names were just like sports, like athletes. | ||
Because it was the names they could use. | ||
It's just what we did here when we named roads. | ||
They're like, what was the name of that guy in England? | ||
No, every city was like, you know who we really like? | ||
We like Jefferson, Madison, Adams, Roosevelt, Washington. | ||
Washington's big. | ||
There was Martin Luther King. | ||
I grew up on the corner of Roosevelt. | ||
Every city has like a Washington Street right downtown. | ||
Gotta have a Washington Boulevard. | ||
The funniest thing about that whole Middle East shit Y'all ever seen a video where they were trying to teach those, uh, Afghanistan troops how to do jumping jacks? | ||
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Yeah, they couldn't do it. | |
They should put that with the New York City Police. | ||
Bro, like we learned jumping jacks in, what, kindergarten? | ||
Yeah, but this, this, people need to understand humans Like, stop being able to develop- Neuroplasticity? | ||
Yeah, like- That's what they call it. | ||
The wild girl story, where she couldn't speak at all. | ||
The chick raised by the dogs? | ||
Yeah, and then when they met her- Yeah. | ||
And they're like, wow. | ||
They tried to teach her English, but she could only basically grunt and say, hungry. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Sleep, and she couldn't formulate. | ||
Apparently psychedelics. | ||
Did they find her naked? | ||
Because I still question that story. | ||
I don't remember. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I just read that on the internet somewhere. | ||
Did you guys see that story? | ||
Oh, dude, this is crazy. | ||
That chick was chained up. | ||
Her brother and sister were chained up. | ||
There's a documentary they put out recently. | ||
You know what I'm talking about? | ||
I think I know where you're going. | ||
If it is, the father were for Lockheed Martin. | ||
If it's the same story. | ||
Well, I don't know. | ||
It's the 17-year-old girl escaped. | ||
Climb out the window. | ||
Call the police. | ||
And she did not know words. | ||
So the cop was like, excuse me, he was like, are you injured? | ||
And she was like, what's injured? | ||
Are you hurt anywhere? | ||
Oh no. | ||
And she talked really weird. | ||
Dude, he's asking the cops like, what street are you on? | ||
She's like, I don't know how to read. | ||
Like she doesn't, the whole world just makes no sense to her. | ||
And she has a different like accent that only people who were chained in a basement forever would have. | ||
She was talking like this? | ||
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Yes. | |
Because she never talked to other people. | ||
That is one of the craziest documentaries. | ||
But the father worked for Lockheed Martin. | ||
I want to see it. | ||
Yeah, what's it called? | ||
I forget the name. | ||
But there's like seven or... The only reason she got out is because her older brother or sister gave her a phone and she was able to get into YouTube and saw Justin Bieber videos. | ||
That's right. | ||
And through the comment section, some people were like, what are you even talking about? | ||
She'd like write things that made no sense. | ||
And I think through that... People realized she was... They were like, you got to like get out of that house. | ||
Like, this is what we're going to do. | ||
It's wild. | ||
And then she got out and called the cops, said, my brother and sister are chained. | ||
And they were like, what? | ||
And the cop was like, I didn't know if I'd believed it. | ||
So they went to the house. | ||
She hid from the cops. | ||
And then the worst part of all this about this whole thing about our whole country, | ||
she got out, they put her whole family in foster care, and they got abused in foster care. | ||
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Jesus Christ, bro. | |
Dude, come on. | ||
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Tim, how did you get connected with one of the GOATS of comedy? | ||
Here, I'll show you where it is. | ||
We got a lot to talk about in the Members Only Uncensored, because we want to take comedy to its most purest form. | ||
And on a topical news show, oh, I got knocked. | ||
On a topical news show where we try to keep it as family-friendly as possible, you know, there's only so much we can do. | ||
David's swearing as much as he can, but we don't care about that. | ||
There's just probably people who are like, this one's not for my kids, you know what I mean? | ||
Probably not. | ||
Certainly the members only uncensored is going to be really, really funny. | ||
Because we've already got a bunch of stories, questions, and things lined up. | ||
And the gist of the story is, we saw David Lucas do this stand-up routine where he got heckled. | ||
And, uh, everybody saw it. | ||
Everybody laughed their asses off. | ||
It was really, really good. | ||
It was about George Floyd. | ||
He handled the hecklers masterfully. | ||
The dude's so quick-witted. | ||
I was saying that earlier in the show. | ||
When I first came in, and he was hanging out, we started talking a little bit, and it's like, everything that comes up, he's got a quick-witted joke, like punchline response, just nailing it. | ||
And I'm laughing the whole time, and I'm like, this dude's so good. | ||
The best thing in watching that video with the George Floyd jokes is watching people walk off. | ||
Each one is like a little trophy. | ||
It just makes my soul sing every time. | ||
I don't know if he wants to give up the full joke, but there's like five punchlines. | ||
He told me the gist of it downstairs, and like, there's a punchline, but there's another one, and then he keeps going with it, and then I was like, aw, dude. | ||
But The Members Only Uncensored should be a lot of fun. | ||
But we'll see, we'll see. | ||
All right, let's go! | ||
James Whittam says, first live stream, long time listener. | ||
Keep up the great work, Tim. | ||
Can't wait for chicken shit Lennon statue. | ||
Okay, now I wanna say, first, you spelled Lennon wrong. | ||
It's L-E-N-I-N, not N-N-E-O-N, but. | ||
Might as well be. | ||
Fighting a sneeze. | ||
There's no guarantee we actually pull it off. | ||
And I also wanna say this. | ||
There's no guarantee we pull it off. | ||
We are trying. | ||
I think it would be a lifetime accomplishment. | ||
There are a bunch of other practically important things we want to consider, too. | ||
So, I don't want to do a GoFundMe or tell anybody, like, absolutely do not send us money for the purpose of buying the statue. | ||
We will try, but they could just outright say no, and it may be something we're not able to do. | ||
More importantly, As it pertains to what we're doing in Martinsburg, West Virginia, we gotta spend a lot of money up in this area, so, uh, we might want to do that. | ||
But I don't want to say too much, because I don't want to spike what we're working on by giving away too much information, which results in someone trying to sabotage our efforts. | ||
But, uh, you know. | ||
I'll mention, you know what I'll do? | ||
I'll mention on the members only uncensored so it's a little closer to the chest, but still public. | ||
Because it's not like a big secret, but there's awesome developments that are happening in terms of the anti-Times Square. | ||
And so I think most people might actually say, the Lenin statue would be hilarious, but building anti-Times Square is more important. | ||
And it's like, it might be. | ||
But we got a big development, some stuff's happening that's really good. | ||
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Do the communist group there own it? | |
No, no, no. | ||
Oh, okay, cool. | ||
So that's what I was concerned about. | ||
They just like it. | ||
And we don't. | ||
And so it's privately owned, but... Okay, true. | ||
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I just want to give $250,000 to a bunch of communist kids somewhere. | |
Well, just give me $250,000. | ||
Let me show you what I can do. | ||
Well, we're doing an anti-Times Square. | ||
So we want to build in Martinsburg, West Virginia, a bunch of parallel economy businesses. | ||
So right now we've got our coffee shop under construction. | ||
Can I come up? | ||
Absolutely. | ||
Can I get a house with me? | ||
Well, no, but you can... Why don't you buy one and build one and then you can have... Why don't you put up a comedy club in the middle of Martinsburg, West Virginia? | ||
And that barbecue joint. | ||
Let's talk. | ||
So the idea is, you look at what Times Square is. | ||
We want to make an anti-Times Square of businesses that support our values. | ||
And so you have this, like, I think it'll turn Martinsburg, West Virginia into a destination for people who believe in this country and want to see it come back. | ||
It'll revitalize the area. | ||
Our, like, number one guiding principle is the legacy generational businesses that are there and families are protected and held up before anybody else. | ||
I don't want any developers to come in and push anybody out that goes against the mission. | ||
Yeah. | ||
There are people who have, like, you know, like, a business that their great-grandparents opened and they have it today. | ||
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Yeah. | |
And there are a lot of people are telling us that, like, wokeness is coming in, the economy is having a rough time, businesses are closing, and I'm like, let's turn that around. | ||
And the way we can do it is West Virginia is best Virginia. | ||
Kevin O'Leary said New York is out. | ||
He said West Virginia is one of the states he's looking at investing in. | ||
And that's right. | ||
West Virginia is the second most based state in the country. | ||
I think it was Wyoming that was first. | ||
Really? | ||
Yeah, that's the most Trump-supporting. | ||
So that's why Kanye went to Wyoming. | ||
Oh, cool. | ||
Maybe on crypto, too. | ||
West Virginia is 86% Trump-supporting. | ||
So it's the second most. | ||
And that's crazy because it was a Democrat state before. | ||
Like, not even that long ago. | ||
But let's read some more Super Chats. | ||
unidentified
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Let's go. | |
My favorite place is Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. | ||
unidentified
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Oh, it's beautiful, right? | |
Why? | ||
unidentified
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Huh? | |
Potatoes? | ||
No, bro. | ||
It's beautiful. | ||
unidentified
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The lake is up there. | |
It's beautiful. | ||
It's beautiful. | ||
It's very Republican. | ||
Oh, okay. | ||
Dude, I would live in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. | ||
They got snowboarding? | ||
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I don't know about that. | |
They got it in Washington. | ||
You gotta go across to Spokane. | ||
Not Spokane. | ||
I think it's, yeah, Spokane, actually. | ||
Really? | ||
Yeah, Spokane, yeah. | ||
I went to Cascade, I think it's called. | ||
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Oh, Cascade. | |
That's where my parents live. | ||
In Seattle? | ||
Not Seattle. | ||
In Idaho. | ||
It's in Idaho? | ||
unidentified
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Cascade's in Idaho. | |
There's Cascade in Washington, too. | ||
Pretty popular name around there. | ||
Yeah, probably. | ||
It was great. | ||
Yeah. | ||
We went to Timberline Mountain this weekend. | ||
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
Oh, wow. | ||
In West Virginia. | ||
unidentified
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In West Virginia? | |
Yeah, Timberline, West Virginia. | ||
It's the highest elevation in the area. | ||
It's 4,200 and some feet. | ||
unidentified
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Oh, okay. | |
East Coast, you know, skiing and snowboarding is not, you know. | ||
West Coast is always better. | ||
Coeur d'Alene means heart of an owl, but it's an owl, A-W-L, that tool that you use for knitting. | ||
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Alright. | |
Let's grab some more Super Chats here. | ||
Eriftus says, what if Klaus Schwab was just super excited for the release of Helldivers 2? | ||
Because you do go in the pod and eat the bugs. | ||
Have you guys seen those Amazon houses they got? | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
Those little ones? | ||
I gotta be honest, I really want one and I'm also really scared because I was watching this this podcast clip from a guy who said in the future everyone's gonna own a home. | ||
It's just not going to be a home you want to live in. | ||
They're going to be like these little pod boxes. | ||
It's like 30 grand and they deliver it. | ||
It's got, there's obviously no basement. | ||
It takes them like a half an hour to set it up. | ||
They just, it's a big box. | ||
It's like a big sheet and they unfold everything. | ||
And then it all just clicks into place. | ||
And it's a one bedroom. | ||
It's got a bathroom. | ||
It's got a kitchen, living room, and it's got a bedroom, but they're relatively small and the ceilings are low, but it's super cheap. | ||
And it's like your own place. | ||
It's infinitely better than living in like a bachelor five by 10 box for two grand. | ||
You'd have to buy like a quarter acre of land somewhere, have it delivered, dropped off, hooked up to the electricity, and then to plumbing. | ||
But that's probably gonna run you, I think, all in all, after everything's said and done, you might have like 50 to $70,000. | ||
And for a lot of people who are younger and don't get it, it doesn't mean you put that money down. | ||
That means you save up seven grand. | ||
And then you get a loan and you finance it all, and you're gonna have your own place And I think that's what's gonna happen. | ||
Five, six hundred bucks a month. | ||
Maybe less than that. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yep. | ||
And you have, essentially, I don't know, what is it, like two hundred, three hundred square feet or something? | ||
Not even? | ||
They look bad in floods. | ||
Well, don't put them in a floodplain. | ||
I mean, does it just look like they're gonna get swept away? | ||
We want to buy a couple for Freedomistan because they're like private offices. | ||
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
We could easily, like, put two of them up. | ||
Not only that, check this out. | ||
If we built two of them, it would eliminate all of our hotel costs. | ||
unidentified
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Oh, true. | |
And it would dramatically reduce our travel costs for picking up guests. | ||
Guests get picked up and brought right to Freedomistan, where we've got two little, like, Yeah. | ||
You're talking about the kind that folded out? | ||
If you could order it from Amazon, how much if you find a contractor? | ||
They could probably build you that same thing. | ||
See, here's the other thing. | ||
They have these things called bunkies. | ||
There's a website I got an ad for on Instagram, because Instagram knows exactly what I want and when I want it. | ||
It's like, oh, he wants a tiny house. | ||
Give him a tiny house. | ||
Yes. | ||
And they're so cool. | ||
They're two-story tiny houses for $12,000. | ||
Whoa. | ||
You're talking my language. | ||
There's no bathroom, though. | ||
The Amazon warrants it. | ||
Yeah, nobody's gonna want to come and say it. | ||
I would. | ||
If you brought me up here and you told me I have a two-story, like, little guest house and I just had to walk ten feet to the bathroom. | ||
Nah, have you ever used an outhouse before? | ||
Yeah, I used to be in Boy Scouts. | ||
I don't think people are going to want to, and there's no, like, I mean, it's part of the experience. | ||
You're not doing it forever. | ||
I think, I think we'd be smart to invest in two of these little, uh, Oh yeah. | ||
Get two now, get four more later if you like them. | ||
No, I wouldn't. | ||
I think two is good because when one guest comes in and then they leave, one guest comes in, then you rotate and then we just hire a person to clean. | ||
And then we not like, cause we got to, we got to book hotels. | ||
We do like two hotels a night every day of the week. | ||
It's expensive. | ||
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Yeah. | |
I think we could, like for the cost of two months of accommodations, man, that's crazy. | ||
We spent a lot of money on housing. | ||
So with me building a house now, dude, and I was going through a, like a contractor or whatever you call it. | ||
And you know what the price was? | ||
They were charging me to build everything like 889, like almost a million dollars. | ||
And now that I'm- How many square feet? | ||
So the initial house is 3,800 square feet. | ||
And then the separate house where I'm gonna like do this is like $1,800. | ||
So that was $889. | ||
Wow. | ||
That was $889. | ||
And once I went in and started like getting prices on my own, I got that down to $487. | ||
Wow. | ||
Like just not using one person who monopolizes everything, just going and being like, hey, cause I'm doing a lot of it out of pocket. | ||
So I'm like, hey, how much will you lay this foundation down for? | ||
Okay, how much will you frame this for? | ||
Alright, how much will you set this in for? | ||
How much will you do my roof for? | ||
And then just separate everything? | ||
Even though it might take me 18 months to do it. | ||
I'm saving like half. | ||
So there's this skateboarding website that writes about me non-stop for some reason. | ||
I really don't know why. | ||
And it's just like, it gets a lot of attention, but they published this, and a lot of people saw the article claiming that the video we put out of Free Damastan, which is under construction and they're building a skate park, they said Tim Pool unveils his $2 million skate park. | ||
And I'm like, yo, that is not it. | ||
We announced a $2 million investment in multiple phases, and this is phase one, which is half a million dollars. | ||
The full building, the construction inside is probably, it's probably closer to like 700,000 total. | ||
But that's not just the skate park. | ||
The skate park was like, I don't know, 200 to 300. | ||
Everything we're building for it. | ||
But then they write this article, it's like 2 million, and it's like, people don't get it, you know. | ||
But we are investing a ton of money. | ||
It's not just about the park, it's the whole facility of production, the studio. | ||
We're building a studio underneath the IRL studio, which is gonna serve as like, hangout shows, like video games and skateboarding. | ||
I was kind of mad I didn't get to see that, because I saw your Instagram. | ||
I was like, fuck, I get to see that. | ||
And you know what's funny? | ||
It's like, we could go there and do the show there right now. | ||
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Yeah. | |
But I can't, like, we don't want to, it makes no sense right now because they're doing construction in the mornings. | ||
And so I can't do the morning show there. | ||
But I'm not gonna record here and then drive out there. | ||
And then like, it's just, you know, we got to get the art going. | ||
And so we're like, we'll get it all. | ||
We'll get it all. | ||
We're like two or three weeks out. | ||
Maybe, maybe, maybe three weeks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Here we go, we got a good super, this is an important one. | ||
Fails R Us says, Loudon Fire and Rescue mentioned that if you want your donations to go directly to the deceased firefighter's family, you need to add Brown Family in the memo line. | ||
So that link is in the description below. | ||
Shout out to our first responders. | ||
And it is crazy, because we got that breaking news last night. | ||
Basically a house exploded in Loudon County. | ||
Which, it's wild, because everybody's heard the stories about Loudon County. | ||
And you know, what's going on there with the fights over wokeness and stuff. | ||
Really close to the airport and actually a family member of one of the Timcast crew was seriously injured in it. | ||
So, you know, shout out to everybody who helped out and shout out to our first responders. | ||
I hope I hope it works out to the best for the best. | ||
Let's grab some more Super Chats. | ||
Jacob Hawley says, my dad is a trucker from Milwaukee and Madison to New York City. | ||
It is already insane. | ||
He was called by a freight broker in New York who offered him a bonus of 25% to deliver to New York because all the other truckers were refusing. | ||
Hold the line. | ||
Whoa! | ||
Oh man. | ||
Well, Newsweek reports the guy backed down and I'm like, I bet it's because it's getting big. | ||
Like, if truckers are actually talking about it, and then he makes a video, and they think he's, like, I bet he was getting reached out for comment by journalists, and he's like, no, I am not the organizer of this! | ||
So, I hope, I hope so, man. | ||
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Was there any relation to that in what happened in Martinsburg with the trucker protests there? | |
I have no idea. | ||
Someone mentioned. | ||
Was that you that mentioned that? | ||
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I mean, I drove through there, and there was, no, it was, it was on, like, I think it was on, like, our internal chat or something like that, and I drove through there, and there was a bunch of truckers lined up and honking a bunch, like, it was, like, 3.30 yesterday, or Saturday, I think? | |
Oh, wow. | ||
Yeah, I don't know. | ||
Fix Bayonet says, in 1932, the U.S. | ||
Army tore down the shantytown in D.C. | ||
Tanks and, uh... Calvary troops? | ||
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That... Calvary. | |
Yeah, the Calvary is like a... Calvary Hill is in the... Yeah, that's where they carry the cross. | ||
unidentified
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Calvary? | |
Cavalry! | ||
I think there's an L in cavalry. | ||
So, cavalry troops drove out 10,000 World War I veterans who were protesting for their bonuses. | ||
unidentified
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That's crazy. | |
That's right. | ||
I think it's funny that, um... | ||
People sell each other out so quick, you know? | ||
Yeah. | ||
You're a veteran, you're like, I didn't get paid, and then another troop is like, don't, no, don't care, because I'm getting paid, get out. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Yup. | ||
Polly Puree says, many large truck companies have had a no-NYC policy for years. | ||
If some independent truckers refuse to go there, that would cause New York City a disaster. | ||
So I read one report that said prices are feared to go up like 30 to 40 percent. | ||
Jeez. | ||
Because the supply is gonna drop dramatically. | ||
Right. | ||
There was, uh, truckers were already talking about it's really difficult to get into New York as it is. | ||
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Yeah. | |
And I know because I've gone through the Lincoln Tunnel. | ||
Even with a car. | ||
I know, exactly. | ||
Let alone a truck trying to deliver goods. | ||
10-4 Lucky Charms says, as a trucker, I refuse to go to NYC. | ||
Bravo, sir. | ||
Bravo. | ||
I would absolutely love it if all of the truckers are just like, nah, we're good. | ||
Because it's free market, it's choice. | ||
JustJimmy says, Tim, cover the farmers, fishermen, taxi drivers, and truckers in the EU. | ||
It's been real for weeks. | ||
France and so many others ain't messin' around. | ||
Eva Vlardnerbrook went there and has been reporting on it for over a month. | ||
She was in, I think, Germany, maybe? | ||
She's been all over the... I don't know exactly where, but check out her Twitter. | ||
It's Eva Vlar, I think, is the Twitter account. | ||
Eva Vlar. | ||
Yeah. | ||
She's awesome. | ||
Lord SeaPig says, way to oversimplify what happened in Colorado. | ||
His brakes let out miles prior, and there's video of him dodging the runaway ramps that are for that. | ||
It could have been avoided. | ||
10 injured, 4 killed. | ||
That's right. | ||
He drove past a runaway truck ramp, and, uh, I read a couple different stories about it, and I- there's never- there's never- there's no real explanation for why he didn't go up the runaway truck ramp. | ||
However, some suggest he couldn't read. | ||
Wow. | ||
He was not trained properly. | ||
He didn't know what he was doing. | ||
And the reason why so many people were demanding clemency was because the company allegedly, this is what they say, had a record, a track record of violations. | ||
And I suppose the argument was, this is a guy, 23 year old guy with no training and no idea what he was doing. | ||
And they told him to do a haul in the mountains, which he could not handle and didn't know what to do. | ||
And I wonder if he actually knew what a runaway truck ramp was for. | ||
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They were saying that he burned out his brakes Oh, so it wasn't even engine breaking? | |
Oh, dude. | ||
I have no idea. | ||
All they said is that people filmed smoke coming out, and he was just, like, going downhill out of control. | ||
Didn't seem to know what he was doing. | ||
There was an accident, cars were piled up, and he couldn't stop, so he tried to go- he tried to swerve out of the way, and then crashed, and... But 110 years in prison?! ! | ||
Look, this is what I said when I recorded about this. | ||
The point of prison, what is it? | ||
One, lock dangerous people up so they can't hurt people. | ||
Two, provide emotional satisfaction to family victims. | ||
Families of victims, I totally get that, but that's not the most important one. | ||
We say that, but it's really retribution, but it should be rehabilitation. | ||
In an instance where a guy was just, it was an accident, what justice is done by putting him in prison for a hundred years? | ||
What they should have done is take away his license forever. | ||
You're not allowed to drive anymore. | ||
And then they should have made him like, I don't know, restitution of some sort to the best of his abilities. | ||
He's a poor guy. | ||
I don't understand why we put him in prison. | ||
One, he's not a violent, it's not gonna be a repeat offense. | ||
And all it does is cost us money. | ||
So what's the point? | ||
Because the emotional satisfaction of people? | ||
Can we accomplish the emotional satisfaction in another way somehow? | ||
Did he get it overturned? | ||
The 110 was overturned and dropped to 10. | ||
I don't even know what the point of 10 years is! | ||
10 to probably do 2 or 3. | ||
Yeah, but like, do we really want to spend money on this? | ||
No. | ||
Why do I got to spend money so that someone else is emotionally satisfied? | ||
We're not solving any problems. | ||
Right. | ||
I think the family deserves emotional satisfaction. | ||
I just don't think me spending money... I live in Colorado. | ||
I'm saying like in terms of prison in general. | ||
Like we're not actually accomplishing anything by just dumping money on this thing and locking people up. | ||
unidentified
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Yeah, I agree. | |
Violent offenders, yes. | ||
Accidents? | ||
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
There's got to be something else. | ||
It is what it is, I suppose, but truckers were refusing to drive into the state. | ||
And so the state saw a serious problem with deliveries and prices, and then they had to back down, basically. | ||
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Let's go. | |
What do we have here? | ||
Yuyo says, Cameron Elementary School in the city of Woke, West Covina, California. | ||
A sub was allegedly watching porn in front of kids and also taking pictures of students. | ||
He was not arrested. | ||
Protests happening tomorrow. | ||
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Wow. | |
That's crazy. | ||
Good. | ||
Protect the kids at all costs. | ||
Good. | ||
Well, in even places like West Virginia, you've got woke elements trying to come into the schools and people aren't paying attention. | ||
Got to pay attention. | ||
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Alright, let's go. | |
Dim Sum Nim Sum says, Hey Tim, can you shout out my sister's GoFundMe? | ||
Search Help Brandy Continue Fighting Cancer. | ||
She's a single mom and is going to fly across Canada to get treatments. | ||
This has been a three-year fight for her. | ||
Thank you. | ||
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Best of luck. | |
Best of luck. | ||
For sure. | ||
I'll send her $500. | ||
Send me her GoFundMe on my Instagram. | ||
You gotta search Brandy Continue Fighting Cancer. | ||
I'm not doing all that, but... | ||
If you message me, I'll send her $500 tonight. | ||
You know, I've read a lot of crazy stuff about cancer, and I am not a doctor, so don't listen to anything I'm about to say if it's factual, but I was reading this, and I'm curious what you guys think. | ||
It said, cutting sugar out stops the cancer from being able to grow, because... Nothing to feed on, right? | ||
Yeah, like, if you starve yourself... | ||
I don't know if this is true. | ||
We actually talked about this before. | ||
Along these lines, I've heard it's if your lymphatic system gets acidic, overly acidic, the cells normally, they release waste into the lymphatic. | ||
You have your blood and your lymph, your two fluids in your body. | ||
If your lymph is too acidic, the cells can't reduce their waste into it, so they get hot and then they split in half because they can't get rid of their waste. | ||
So if you alkalize your lymphatic system, then the cells can shit as normal and they don't split up. | ||
That's one thing I've heard from Robert Norris, who's a naturopathic doctor. | ||
I don't know anything about that. | ||
You should talk to a doctor, because this is just weird. | ||
But sugar's very acidic, so that's what made me think of that. | ||
But someone was saying that if you go into keto, you're basically in starvation mode. | ||
Your body breaks down damaged cells first. | ||
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Right. | |
It's autophagy. | ||
Autophagy, that's what it's called. | ||
It breaks down the cells that are dead or dying or anything. | ||
It's essentially your body using your natural resources to stop cancer. | ||
It's like a cancer treatment. | ||
I heard that yogis, who fast a lot, they live to be like 180. | ||
And no one believes it, but there's like... | ||
I've had these guys tell me that, like, up in the mountains, there are yogis. | ||
All they do is meditate all day. | ||
They rarely eat. | ||
They only drink water. | ||
And rarely. | ||
And they live to be, like, 180. | ||
And I was like, I don't believe it. | ||
Come on. | ||
Who wants to live 180 years like that? | ||
They're monks. | ||
Have you seen the video of that one monk in his bed? | ||
He's basically a skeleton shaking hands with a lady. | ||
He looks like he's a corpse. | ||
I agree with you. | ||
I'm all about that kind of thing, but who would want to live and sit in a mountain all day? | ||
I guess maybe there's some zen to it. | ||
You know that dude who's trying to make himself immortal by the rich CEO guy? | ||
It's blood transfusions and he hates himself. | ||
I read an article, I don't know if it's true, but I read an article where he claims a teaspoon of olive oil with every meal limits the amount of damage your body takes from eating | ||
food. | ||
And he said it's the cheapest and easiest, most effective thing that he does and anyone can do. | ||
And so what he was saying is that every time you eat, your body gets a little bit of damage. | ||
Over time it builds up. | ||
Olive oil prevents that. | ||
I don't know about all that, but I do know that there have been numerous studies | ||
showing that caloric deprivation extends lifespan. | ||
But it's also, like, not a life you want to live. | ||
This is a guy taking the blood from his son. | ||
Yeah, I think, right? | ||
Yeah, I know a scientist in New York City who was doing experiments with it. | ||
She would take an old dying mouse and a young mouse, sew them together, and watch the old mouse get better, and then the young mouse die. | ||
What's that documentary about that dude? | ||
I don't know if they would. I think the young ones die. I think the young ones die. It was crazy, bro | ||
I saw what's that documentary about that, dude? | ||
Uh, I don't know what part of asia it was in but he's supposed to be like the oldest guy and that guy went to go | ||
Live with him and ate with him And he owns like a rice wine farm | ||
No idea. | ||
I'm gonna look it up. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And, uh, he's supposed to be, like, one of the oldest people in the world, and he drinks every fucking day. | ||
Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
256-year-old man? | ||
Yo. | ||
Let me see the picture. | ||
Hangzhou? | ||
Is there a YouTube video about him? | ||
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I don't know. | |
Maybe. | ||
The happiest man in China? | ||
A few things came up. | ||
I don't know. | ||
When I read about caloric deprivation studies, and then I had this guy tell me that there are yoga masters, like monks, who live to be like 180. | ||
I'm like, if you fast every three days, and all you're doing is sitting there meditating and doing literally nothing, that sounds plausible. | ||
Yeah, you take like a breath every minute. | ||
Your body kind of goes into a low space. | ||
Because if your body's not doing anything and you're barely moving, and then you're rarely eating, that's caloric deprivation. | ||
And I was reading they like extended lifespan in mice by like 60% by not giving them food. | ||
They go into starvation, they become depressed, and they give them a little bit, just enough to keep them alive. | ||
And that's why I'm like, you'll live long, but it's not a life you want to live. | ||
I'm not saying gorge yourself to enjoy life. | ||
I'm saying, come on, everybody enjoys a nice steak. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
Like imagine not eating that. | ||
And I also want to add... | ||
We have, you know, Allison and I, have long tried to learn how to make the best steaks. | ||
And you go to a nice restaurant, a good one, like a fancy steakhouse, and they make you the best steak you've ever had. | ||
But nothing beats thinly sliced tenderloin fried in butter. | ||
Pan seared on both sides, medium rare, with some salt on it. | ||
And I'm like, I don't know about all that steak. | ||
It is good, but man, the butter fried tenderloin? | ||
Nusserette's got it right. | ||
Is it this dude? | ||
Can you see him from here, dude? | ||
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I don't want to put my computer on the screen. | |
Let's grab some more Super Chats while they're looking. | ||
Let's go! | ||
Bill Hughes says, modern music in war. | ||
It's got a good beat and I can march to it. | ||
What's, uh, they just play Fortunate Son. | ||
That's the only song they play. | ||
Did you see Mad Max? | ||
Uh, Thunder, was it the new one? | ||
Thunder was the second Mad Max, whatever, where that dude's playing guitar on the front of the truck. | ||
Oh yeah, that's what it was. | ||
And it's part of the score. | ||
It's so deep. | ||
It's like so meta. | ||
You'd be that guy. | ||
Yeah, that'd be amazing. | ||
That'd be me, dude. | ||
Strap me in. | ||
He's like got the bungee cord. | ||
Moral support. | ||
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And like an all-silver sequin shoe, yeah. | |
Fernando Tillman says, Karen Tillman, I am black from Georgia, new name please. | ||
The funny thing is like, any random name I make up, someone's going to have. | ||
Sorry, Karen. | ||
There was a funny thing where I did a segment and I looked into the camera and said, like, Bill Smith, you are 30 years old from Ohio. | ||
And then, like, someone commented, like, yo, I am Bill Smith! | ||
You have summoned me! | ||
Alright, here's my... I love this trick. | ||
I want you all to think of a number between 1 and 1,000. | ||
Alright, I got it. | ||
Alright. | ||
1 and 1,000. | ||
Everybody listening. | ||
Think of a number between 1 and 1,000. | ||
You were thinking of the number 597. | ||
Dude, somebody just crapped their pants. | ||
So Penn & Teller did this joke. | ||
He was like, think of a number between one and a million. | ||
And then he's like, 687,954. | ||
I found it. | ||
And he's like, right now, some of you out there are going, How did they do that?! | ||
And the rest of you are like, what? That's not my number. | ||
What's the guy's name? | ||
It wasn't the oldest man in the world. | ||
It was visiting the man who hasn't slept since 1962. | ||
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Wow. | |
Yes. | ||
That's crazy. | ||
I gotta look it up. | ||
Does he meditate? | ||
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Bro, it's... What's he like on another... Bro, he literally smokes cigarettes all day. | |
And drinks rice wine. | ||
Does he have someone to, like, stop him from falling asleep? | ||
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Nah, bro, he can't sleep. | |
He'll lay in the bed, but ever since he went to war, he said he can't sleep. | ||
His name's Ty Nook? | ||
I'm not sure how you pronounce that. | ||
Sounds racist to me. | ||
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Alright, let's grab a couple more here. | |
All right. | ||
Let's see. | ||
MF Damien says keto helps many cancers, but makes a certain type of brain cancer worse. | ||
Interesting. | ||
Yeah, it's like something about like the brain needs sugar no matter what. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Glucose for sure. | ||
You know what? | ||
I also want to say this too, because everybody's always like, I'm doing keto, and then they eat a steak. | ||
I'm like, that's not keto. | ||
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No. | |
Keto would be like eating a stick of butter. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Right. | ||
A lot of fat. | ||
Hell of fat. | ||
Yeah. | ||
What's not keto about steak? | ||
Protein gets turned into sugar. | ||
Yep. | ||
So the point of keto is to have a very low carbohydrate. | ||
And burn the fat as sugars. | ||
Yeah, replace the sugars with the ketones. | ||
That's why people on keto put like MCT oil in their coffee. | ||
Oh yeah. | ||
Heavy cream. | ||
Coconut butter. | ||
That stuff. | ||
That's why I never really said I was doing like, people call it keto and I was like, it's fine. | ||
But I would always say like low carb. | ||
The Atkins diet. | ||
I do a lot of protein. | ||
Cause I'm trying to exercise. | ||
I'm not trying to just like lose weight. | ||
I'm trying to get fit and like, you know, like do better. | ||
So now we're doing like sports massage and sports stretching. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Oh, nice. | ||
Like I gotta tell you man, like once in your life, go to a professional sports massage and stretching person. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Because there's like people are like, I have back pain. | ||
And then you buy like inserts or whatever for your shoes. | ||
I don't know about the chiropractor stuff. | ||
All I know is a professional like stretch person. | ||
Like a, uh, uh, whatever you call him physically. | ||
Professional stretch person, I like it. | ||
That's right, like Stretch Armstrong. | ||
COIN IT. | ||
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Stretch Armstrong. | |
I had, I was saying this the other, like, last, like, couple weeks ago, I had, uh, uh, pain in my shoulder blade, and he, he right away did a stretch and it was gone. | ||
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Ugh. | |
And I'm like, man, I've had that pain come and go for a long time, and you just showed me in one move in ten seconds how to get rid of it. | ||
I'll make the mistake if it hurts right here, I'll press on the spot that hurts over and over and over for years, but it's another area of the body that pulls it and twists it. | ||
And so we got this dude and he's like, oh yeah, what you're feeling there is actually from here, and then he does the stretch and you're like, what?! ! | ||
All right, so anyway, we're gonna go to the Members Only Uncensored show, which we've all been waiting for, so smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends. | ||
Go to TimCast.com right now. | ||
Click join us, become a member, and on the front page of the website, in a couple of minutes, you will see the Uncensored show, which is gonna be live, and you don't wanna miss it, because it's gonna get wild, not-so-family-friendly, and very funny. | ||
You can follow the show at TimCastIRL. | ||
You can follow me personally at TimCast. | ||
David, do you wanna shout anything out? | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
My special comes out March 6th. | ||
It's called Uncancellable. | ||
Given the recent circumstances around why I'm here today and what has really been going on, you know, we're raw right now, right? | ||
No, no, we're going to shut down and then we're going to go on Saturday. | ||
So, uh, uncancellable comes out, uh, March 6th. | ||
Make sure y'all get, make sure y'all get that. | ||
And when you see that special, you'll understand why they're trying to shut me down because a lot of people don't talk about real issues anymore. | ||
Do you have talk about like, where did you shoot it? | ||
Is that known yet? | ||
I mean, I shot at the mothership. | ||
It's not a secret. | ||
I shot at the mothership. | ||
I'm the first person to shoot a special at the mothership. | ||
That's amazing. | ||
Right on, man. | ||
Okay. | ||
Members Only on Tencent. | ||
It's gonna be fun. | ||
March 5th on your website? | ||
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6th. | |
March 6th on your website? | ||
YouTube. | ||
My first special has to be free because it's like, you know, I come from a generation of drug dealers. | ||
First one's free, you know? | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
The first hit is free, but after you like that... | ||
Well, yeah, it was awesome being here. | ||
I'm Shane Cashman. | ||
I got a book coming out in April about my time with Kanye and Carey Lake and Alex Jones. | ||
I'm also hosting an event in April, April 27. | ||
Ian will be there. | ||
It's at the Vulcan. | ||
If you're around, you should be there, too. | ||
Tripoli will be there. | ||
Jimmy Dore will be there. | ||
And interesting fact about Shane, he actually got the boots on that Paul Revere had. | ||
That's right. | ||
I wish you could show those boots. | ||
That's awesome. | ||
That's what's up. | ||
Fuck the Trumps, those are the Paul reviews. | ||
I'm gonna dip these in gold. | ||
Well, dude, it was a pleasure being here. | ||
Hey, man, you're amazing. | ||
Everything to you, man. | ||
Thanks, man. | ||
And it was April 27th at the Vulcan Minesfest. | ||
That's right. | ||
Go get your tickets. | ||
Do you know where the tickets are being sold right now? | ||
At the Vulcan Gas Company website. | ||
I'll actually be there. | ||
Yeah, David's gonna play. | ||
I'll be there. | ||
I'll be there at the Minesfest. | ||
Good to see you, man. | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
All right, let's move it on to the after show. | ||
Ian Crosland, check me out. | ||
I'll see you there. | ||
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IamSir.com. | |
Pleasure having you. | ||
Appreciate it, man. | ||
Let's shoot the episode. | ||
Let's do it. | ||
We will see you all over at TimCast.com in about a minute. |