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Everybody who works here, they gotta get the fifth booster shot.
Not me though, fuck that, I'm not kidding.
Everyone else has to.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
We have no vax mandate, no mask mandate.
And I actually, when they announced, the Biden administration was gonna do that thing where any company with more than 100 employees had to force a vax mandate, Daily Wire said, fuck you.
I was like, in spirit, fuck you, we don't have that many employees, we have like 30.
But fuck you anyway!
So I'm not doing it.
Yeah, but that's the challenge of like, I'm not, I don't like coming out and asserting I know exactly what's going on, even if it is the vaccine, despite the fact that we've got a clear correlation of some major health incident happening around the world, and then we've got mass vaccination.
We've got vaccines with side effects like blood clots, and then we get people having blood clots and strokes.
It's like, come on, man.
hodgetwins
Cancer's up too, all of a sudden.
tim pool
Yeah, that's weird.
That's weird.
And there was like a report on miscarriages being up around the time of like vaccine drives and shit like that.
Now, I'm gonna say it definitively, I still don't know.
But I mean like, you take a look at all that data, make a decision for yourself.
And I mean it genuinely when I say like, you got to find a doctor who knows what the fuck this is.
hodgetwins
Right.
tim pool
So like, Call a private doctor and say, did you read the report on active?
They say, no, call another one.
And then people are like, oh, but it's so hard to find a good one.
Like that's what I had to do.
And the thing is, you know, typically these, these doctors are the expensive private ones for celebrities, for members of Congress.
So no fucking shit.
luke rudkowski
Yeah.
Members of Congress were getting ivermectin.
tim pool
That's right.
luke rudkowski
That's the treatment protocol, but everyone else, it was horse medicine to them.
And now there's new studies still.
There's studies coming out.
There was a recent one that just came out specifically talking about how ivermectin is great at helping people with COVID.
Helping them to get preventative care.
Helping them to recover, helping them even after having vaccine-related injuries.
So, ivermectin has been essentially helping a lot of different people out there, and something that I personally was taken even before, they labeled it horse medicine, because I saw the medical studies, I saw the preliminary data, and I was like, I gotta have this, because they were gonna ban it.
tim pool
He was calling it a visceromycin.
Because he didn't know exactly what it was, but he knew there was something going on.
luke rudkowski
I knew it was getting to a level where you couldn't talk about it, so I just decided to... Come on!
No, no, no.
tim pool
You're the guy who has lukisms.
luke rudkowski
Of course.
And I gladly own them.
tim pool
I was just calling it a Vifsormicin so I wouldn't get banned.
luke rudkowski
Exactly.
ian crossland
You didn't get very sick either, did you?
luke rudkowski
Nope.
I was taking it as soon as it happened.
Yeah, I sent it.
I was like, hey, this is the Frontline COVID Critical Care Alliance protocol.
Let me know if you need anything on it.
And then I was taking the protocols that they recommended, and I was great.
ian crossland
When you, Keith, when you were coming down, coming over, I didn't, we didn't talk about it on the show earlier, but like, what was it like?
How'd you get over it?
tim pool
What'd you, what'd you do?
hodgetwins
That's funny.
When I tested positive, right?
I called the doctor.
I said, so what'd I do?
I'm positive.
What'd I do?
He's like, just stay home.
luke rudkowski
Don't fuck yourself.
hodgetwins
That's what he said, stay home, social distance, don't go out and spread it and just stay hydrated.
luke rudkowski
Put your head between your ass and kiss your ass goodbye.
Fuck you!
tim pool
That's what they said to me.
Then I called this other doctor and they said, okay, here's what we can do.
We can do IV saline if you're dehydrated.
We can do vitamins to help you beat this.
We've got monoclonal antibodies.
Now those are expensive.
We can also get you prescribed steroids for inflammation.
We can get you ivermectin if you want it.
And then I'm just like, holy shit.
You call one of these private DC area companies and they're like, we will prescribe you literally whatever it is you think will cure you.
Just tell us.
hodgetwins
And all those people that died here in America, how many of those people got that kind of treatment?
tim pool
None of them.
And people were like, Tim's just going doctor shopping.
Well, fuck yeah.
Are you kidding?
I call the doctor and I'm like, the study comes out and it says under 29 should get the vaccine because there's a higher likelihood of hospitalization from the vaccine than from COVID.
And then I'm like, have you read the study?
And the doctor says, no.
I say, okay, well then I better find a better doctor.
So anyway, but let's jump to the story that, you know, I thought that was interesting to talk to about a little bit.
Yo, you guys ready for some fucked up shit?
hodgetwins
Oh, hell yeah.
I love some fucked up shit.
tim pool
Not this one, dude.
Spectre report found hundreds of Chicago teachers groomed and raped students.
serge du preez
Wow.
tim pool
That's right, 600 kids.
serge du preez
I'm so shocked.
tim pool
And there were only a handful of prosecutions.
Here's the funny part.
Chicago, huh?
Chicago.
Check this out.
Several of the open cases involved CPS-affiliated adults exposing students to pornographic images, including one high school teacher who accessed porn while he was sharing a screen with minor students.
ian crossland
Oh, jeez.
tim pool
Alright, here you go guys.
They're giving this to kids.
We said it was grooming.
They said it was not.
Inspector report in Chicago Board of Education says showing pornographic images to kids is grooming.
Case closed, motherfuckers.
hodgetwins
It's common sense, it's obvious.
ian crossland
But he, this guy, apparently pulled up the wrong window, and he was like, oh fuck, it was his history.
tim pool
That was one of the incidents, but if the inspector's report is gonna outright say that, is this, let me see if I can find some of this shit.
If they outright say showing pornographic images to kids is grooming, is sexual abuse, this book Genderqueer right here, here's one where they're playing with a vibrator, right?
Okay, it's not overtly pornographic, but it's on the line of them, okay, here's them actually using it, and they're getting off.
Look at the face.
And they drew it.
Here's one.
She then gives it to her sister.
Let me see if I can find this one.
Let's see.
Why is my heart pounding?
I'm on Facebook.
Where's the one with the blowjob?
Everybody knows the blowjob one.
Here's the blowjob.
hodgetwins
Dude gets sucked off.
tim pool
It's not a dude!
It's a chick!
It's a female with a strap on getting blown by another female.
ian crossland
But they're kids.
Aren't those under 18?
unidentified
I think they're supposed to be teenagers.
serge du preez
The best part is she says it didn't do anything for her.
tim pool
Yeah, and she's like, this is the other fucked up thing.
They're told, they're told, like, this is, this is, this is queer sex.
unidentified
Try it.
serge du preez
Try it.
hodgetwins
That is weird.
tim pool
But hold on.
hodgetwins
Fuck it up.
tim pool
She tries it.
She tries and says, and it's not doing anything for me.
Because, because they're fucking with kids' brains.
The crazier thing in here is when she eats her own vag fluids.
hodgetwins
What the?
serge du preez
That book goes hard, dude.
tim pool
This book goes fucking hard!
serge du preez
All the way in.
tim pool
Like, let's make sure the 12-year-olds watch a fucking chick wearing, you know, in her underwear eating her own fucking vag fluids.
ian crossland
The difference here is the teachers are overtly showing the porn to the kid.
This one, you're like, someone left the book there for the kid to find on their own.
At one point, if I hand a kid a phone with porn on it, I'm obviously showing the kid porn, but if I, oops, I left my phone with porn on it right on their desk so that when I'm gone they're gonna walk in and see it, am I still technically showing them porn?
unidentified
I think so.
hodgetwins
I mean, it's pedophilia 101, that's what pedophiles do.
Oh look, look at this, oh look, you wanna try it?
serge du preez
Sounds like grooming to me, personally.
hodgetwins
Yeah.
I remember when I was in sixth grade, we had to get parent's permission just to sit in sixth ed.
Just to learn how women get pregnant.
tim pool
Now you got all this stuff.
I think people should read this, I really do.
Because you'll understand how this chick was groomed.
She talks about how when she's going through puberty, she's going to the doctor and the doctor's like, I gotta give you a pelvic exam.
It's an OBGYN.
And she's like, it hurts, it's painful.
And then she had a psychological traumatic event where she was like, things inside me hurt.
This is like psychological damage of an individual.
And what's happening is you got these schools that are grooming these kids into thinking this instead of realizing like, dude, females, these are your bodies.
This is what it is to be a human.
But they groom them and say, no, no.
They tell these girls.
Little girls and little boys are growing up and they're completely flat chested.
They go through puberty, girls start developing boobs.
I saw them told, it's awkward, right?
Then the teacher goes to them and says, we can cut them off.
Stop it from happening.
Then you don't gotta worry about it, you don't gotta be embarrassed.
And the girls say, okay, good.
Because they don't want to feel that way.
hodgetwins
They're naive to what's going on.
luke rudkowski
Tim, you're being too hard here.
They shut down Jeffrey Epstein's Island.
What are they supposed to do, okay?
unidentified
Right?
luke rudkowski
The island's no longer available.
It's not running.
It's for sale.
unidentified
Come on.
tim pool
Bullshit for kids.
serge du preez
Oh my god, dude.
tim pool
This one's actually two dudes banging in the book right in the beginning.
hodgetwins
Hey, let me say, I think sexuality is taught.
What do y'all think?
Like, I'm straight because my parents was raised that way.
tim pool
I don't think so.
hodgetwins
You don't think so?
If you, okay let me put you, okay let's say you were adopted.
Right.
And let's say Pete Buttigieg and his husband or wife, whatever, they raise you from the age of four or five years old.
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hodgetwins
Your chances of being... They give you two classes, one to reproduce and other classes... Yeah, I think a majority can be teached because if you look at, I got anecdotal evidence, look at all the parents that's queer, that's raising their kids, they're gay, all of them are gay.
Every last one of them.
Pedophiles, when they do that stuff, the horrible stuff to kids, why is it when they get older, they do it to kids too?
tim pool
Psychological trauma.
hodgetwins
Yeah.
tim pool
So it's like, I guess if you think it could be taught, you're saying you can traumatize and damage kids' brains into making them do horrible things.
hodgetwins
Yeah, you could say that.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Because, like, my view is, like, I think a lot of these people who are molested and then grow up to be molesters... Right.
There's an emotional damage and a malfunction happening, right?
You've damaged and broken the person.
So I don't think it's taught.
But I see your point, I suppose.
You can fuck people up.
You can break them.
But my point is this.
If you take little kids and you let them live together without learning sex ed, when they get older, they'll start fucking.
hodgetwins
Right, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
You can traumatize them.
hodgetwins
I think it's a product of your environment.
tim pool
I think human beings left to their own devices overwhelmingly.
I think gay people happen.
I think gay people exist.
I think trans people happens.
But I think that a lot of these young kids who are trans are socially, social contagion, meaning they're not really trans.
They're just, they're feeling it.
So like, this book is a good example.
hodgetwins
They're being manufactured.
tim pool
Look, when she's like, in my mind, she talks about how she masturbates, I don't know, they, whatever, she masturbates by sticking a sock in her pants and then pretending she has a dick.
ian crossland
That's creative.
tim pool
She's still masturbating like a girl.
She's just thinking of something different.
But then, when she actually gets the strap on and has some girl suck it, she's like, this doesn't do anything.
Because there's a physical component to it that can't be taught.
And she's traumatized.
She's like, I went to a doctor and she brought in the forceps and I said it was excruciatingly painful and I hated it.
So you went to a shitty ass doctor who hurt you.
And because of that now, she goes running to a teacher who's like, be gay.
And she's like, that solves all my problems.
Instead of someone being like, let's get you a better doctor who's not gonna hurt you.
serge du preez
Well, they wouldn't say be gay, they'd say be trans.
At this point, they're not even interested in making gay.
I would say they're trying to eliminate the new conversion therapy, send kids to trans doctors and make them transition.
Because, you know, you're not really gay, you're just trans.
Oh, Timmy doesn't like, I'm using Tim's name here, Tim doesn't like girls, he doesn't like guys, he's not gay, he's just a female trapped inside a woman's body.
hodgetwins
I see what you're saying.
unidentified
People can be damaged.
hodgetwins
Let me play devil's advocate here.
If they can't be taught, then they can't be groomed.
tim pool
What do you mean?
Of course they can.
hodgetwins
If you can't be taught.
tim pool
So when they're grooming kids, they're shattering their brains and they're making them do sex acts for adults, right?
hodgetwins
Right.
tim pool
So I think The grooming is like, get a kid to do sex acts, is different from someone feeling a sexual attraction and wanting to have sex with a woman or a man.
So like, a 12-year-old boy who's groomed, like these drag kids or whatever, they have no idea what the fuck they're doing.
They're just doing what their parents told them to do.
You can make someone lift bricks.
You can make someone play golf.
You can teach someone to skateboard.
That I get.
You can teach a person to give a good blowjob or whatever.
It doesn't mean they actually enjoy it.
It doesn't mean that it's something they're naturally driven to do.
So I guess my point is, to a certain degree, you can condition people to do a lot of things.
What I'm saying is that Kids who grow up will naturally start engaging in sex with each other.
You don't need to teach a human being, a man or woman, how to have sex.
They will do it.
They will just do it.
ian crossland
Question you, Kevin.
tim pool
And I'll tell you this.
It's really, really simple.
A lot of people will be like, I don't know about that.
I can prove you wrong in one second.
If there was ever a point where humans didn't know how to have sex with each other without being taught, humans wouldn't exist because there would be no more humans.
hodgetwins
It's a natural instinct.
tim pool
You can shatter someone's mind.
ian crossland
How do you define being gay?
That's a counter question before I can answer your initial question about if it's nature or nurture.
hodgetwins
Somebody that dates the same sex.
ian crossland
But is it someone that wants to fuck someone of the same sex and never does?
Or someone that fucks people of the same sex and hates every second of it?
hodgetwins
I think it's a little bit of both.
I mean, you can't be gay and not have sex with the same sex.
A gay person is a person that wants to have sex with the same sex.
Somebody that's attracted to the same sex.
But most people that are gay, they're bisexual anyway.
They have sex with men and women.
ian crossland
If it's someone that's just the attraction itself, then someone may never actually have any physical outward attraction.
Expression of gayness.
They never fuck anybody.
They're married.
They have three kids, but they want to fuck it So they're gay, but then the dude for whoever prison or whoever they end up fucking 50 guys Have no interest in it for whatever reason.
Yeah, you gotta have some interest So maybe they fuck one or whatever, you know But if they don't want to do it if it's kind of forced on them, but they're just like or they're being coerced Then are they really gay?
hodgetwins
I think people can be damaged.
tim pool
This book is really interesting because it explains the process of mental damage on this young woman.
How, like, she didn't like social elements that weren't properly explained to her and she rejected them.
One, she's like, I liked playing with snakes.
You can be a girl, but Bindi Irwin plays with snakes.
She's a woman.
She was like, I wanted to go swimming and the boys took their shirts off so I took my shirt off and they said, don't take your shirt off.
And she's like, why?
So it's like, dude.
Because you don't want to wear a shirt does not mean you're a male or not a female.
hodgetwins
Right.
tim pool
She's saying she's non-binary because she doesn't want to adhere to social components that they claim don't exist anyway.
It makes no sense.
ian crossland
And then her parents are the ones that answer that question of why do I have to wear a shirt?
Apparently this kid didn't have parents that were there to explain it.
unidentified
Oh no.
tim pool
My period.
Every month.
I never wanted this to happen.
She's just like, I don't.
hodgetwins
All women are like that.
tim pool
And so what happens, exactly.
And so what happens is they've been offering up medical intervention, birth control that stops periods.
And girls are like, I'll take it.
They don't want to be women.
Yo, it's funny because Freud talked about penis envy and all that shit.
And I think it's a silly idea.
But when you have women, 85% of trans kids are female to male.
Girls really don't want to be girls, it seems like.
unidentified
Yeah, right.
tim pool
It's crazy.
ian crossland
You know that Ellen, what's, not Ellen, Ellen Page got transitioned to Elliot, Elliot Page.
Got fake abs, did you see that?
unidentified
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
hodgetwins
She didn't even work for it, dude, come on.
I know, come on.
serge du preez
It's such a cop out, dude.
hodgetwins
Have you seen these trans, well, fuck, what do you call them?
These men, they used to be biological women, they take the testosterone.
tim pool
Trans men.
hodgetwins
And they come out with the beards.
tim pool
Oh yeah.
Do you see the video of the trans man being like, I was being misgendered!
Like, I have facial hair!
It's like, bro, just because you took testosterone to grow facial hair, people still see you as a woman.
They're being lied to.
hodgetwins
Yeah, those hips do not lie.
ian crossland
I don't know if the Elliot Page abs are fake or not.
serge du preez
There's no way she could have been able to achieve a tone and physique like that in that amount of time.
tim pool
No, no, it's not that.
It's that any muscle workout has a 30% transference to the surrounding muscles.
You guys know all this shit.
So, Elliot Page is gaunt and skinny as fuck, but with ripped ass abs.
luke rudkowski
She looks like Schmeagle with abs.
tim pool
Like, you can't just get abs and not have worked out any other muscle in your body.
serge du preez
Your arms would be a certain circumference as well.
tim pool
I guess you can electrocute your abs.
That shit doesn't work.
ian crossland
You ever see that stuff?
luke rudkowski
Did you guys ever try that?
ian crossland
I did, yeah.
Put some pads on the muscle.
Hope that God does the rest.
Do I really need to put forth effort?
tim pool
One of the ideas, we're doing this thing on Saturday.
The skateboarding thing.
And Luke was telling me that we have this fake bodysuit as a prop for the show.
And it makes you super ripped.
hodgetwins
Oh yeah?
tim pool
You should wear it.
luke rudkowski
Oh shit.
tim pool
Wear a silicon bodysuit so I look like Superman or something.
luke rudkowski
I was saying dress up as Ian.
So we have a fake Ian walking around.
ian crossland
Works for me.
Do you guys come into contact with kids a lot and just working?
Do you have a lot of fans that are children that you talk to or that this stuff comes up with or anything?
hodgetwins
Um, no, no.
Most of like when we do our comedy shows, it's most, it's all older people anyway.
luke rudkowski
Are you guys still doing a lot of health stuff?
hodgetwins
I kind of got away from it.
We got away from it because we got so busy with the politics.
We want to start another fitness channel because it's so much fun to do.
ian crossland
It's very important.
You guys could do a supplement line at this point or something I would think would be real successful.
hodgetwins
Yeah, we had all of that.
We just went straight politics, yeah.
ian crossland
Was it a pain in the ass doing that stuff?
hodgetwins
No, it's not.
You come up, there's plenty of companies.
You tell them what you want in a product and they produce it.
I mean, I was working with this one protein.
Man, that protein was amazing.
So, I mean, that's why all the companies you see on, inside the Vitam Shop G&Cs, they go through pretty basically the same manufacturers.
You just tell them what you want.
ian crossland
Oh, so then you just put a label on it.
You create the label.
hodgetwins
Private label.
Yeah, people create your label.
ian crossland
Then what do they take?
Most of the profits?
You split the profits?
hodgetwins
No, you just pay them the manufactured product and you mark it up and sell it.
ian crossland
You seem exceedingly disinterested with that conversation.
hodgetwins
No, no, no.
We're actually working with the guys, man, to bring back something.
Because I think it's very important.
I take a multivitamin high in C to make sure you have a nice, you know, it's great for your immunity to take vitamins, you know.
luke rudkowski
How do you guys work that?
ian crossland
Your brain, yeah.
luke rudkowski
Yeah, yeah.
hodgetwins
I was going to ask you about that because you brought that up during the show about your stomach.
luke rudkowski
Yeah.
Like, your gut's extremely important.
So if your gut's not working, your brain's not working, and a lot of the times, a lot of people eat a lot of inflammatory foods.
A lot of times, they eat glyphosate, which is pretty much just like an antibiotic.
They get prescribed antibiotics all the time.
They get rid of all the good gut flora, and the gut flora is the ones that create all the serotonin, all the dopamine, all the important chemicals for people to run and operate in an adult way and not act like children or absolutely emotional retards.
And sadly, there's a lot of emotional retards, because I think there's a larger attack on people's diet.
As far as health, what kind of advice do you think is the most important?
tim pool
I got a correction, sorry, real quick.
She didn't eat the vagina slime.
She pulled it out, put it in front of her face, and said, no, no, I can't do it.
hodgetwins
It's all white, too.
tim pool
It's very important that she literally says, my sister told me to stick my finger inside myself, and then she said something like, you've never tasted yourself, what, no, ew, and then she tries and says, no, I can't do it.
hodgetwins
That book's insane.
tim pool
It's for kids.
This is what they're bringing to kids.
ian crossland
Yeah, those are conversations should be had one-on-one with voice, with a parent.
They don't translate very well to text.
tim pool
I just want to issue a correction, Luke.
Sorry, keep going.
luke rudkowski
No, no, no.
I was just going to ask you guys, what do you think throughout all your years of working on your health, what's the most important advice that you could give somebody?
hodgetwins
Your diet and consistency.
Yeah.
Without those two things, you can't be a healthy person.
luke rudkowski
So, some people also have this theory that you should only do, like, one heart-intensive workout a week.
Some people say you should do it every other day.
hodgetwins
I would just tell people to listen to your body.
Your body's gonna tell you.
Yeah, and it just depends on your goals.
I just want to be lean and muscular and strong.
And I would do cardio from time to time to keep my cardiovascular up, but that's pretty much what I wanted out of fitness was that.
But bodybuilders, they take that shit way too far.
Bodybuilding is such a...
It's unhealthy.
Gaining weight, losing weight.
luke rudkowski
People just want to be pretty for other people.
That's essentially what you're doing.
hodgetwins
Your hormones are shot.
serge du preez
Yeah, for sure.
luke rudkowski
Is that because of too much supplements or too much... Just the yo-yo diet.
hodgetwins
Bulking, cutting, bulking, cutting.
serge du preez
It's the yo-yoing.
hodgetwins
Yeah.
It kills your endocrine system and, man, you can't survive without going out and getting a the hormones at that point.
luke rudkowski
Yeah, a lot of professional fighters also report a lot of those same kind of larger hormone problems because they have to cut weight to make a certain weight limit.
hodgetwins
They're addicted to caffeine, too.
I had to work on that.
Too much caffeine is just horrible.
luke rudkowski
Yeah, pre-workout, it's not that good for you.
It's really horrible for your heart.
hodgetwins
Yeah, someone's got like 400 milligrams.
They're not healthy at all.
And your body gets addicted to it.
It gets immune to it.
So you have to take more and more and more before you know it.
You're taking like, what, 600 milligrams of caffeine before you work out?
Yeah, I didn't really realize that until I got a little bit older.
I can't really mess with pre-workouts anymore.
I can't sleep at all.
luke rudkowski
Yeah, same here.
I remember a couple months ago, I was like, okay, I gotta take care of my health.
Okay, let's actually maximize this.
Let's take the pre-workout, post-workout.
Let's take all that.
And then I couldn't sleep at night.
And I'm like, what the fuck's going on?
hodgetwins
It's 3 o'clock in the morning!
luke rudkowski
I know!
I'm like, what the fuck?
hodgetwins
It's like the middle of the day!
luke rudkowski
My heart's racing.
I'm like, what the fuck's going on here?
And then I'm like, I talked to my personal trainer.
He's like, are you taking pre-workout?
unidentified
Yeah.
luke rudkowski
I'm like, don't fucking do that.
I stopped doing it.
Because a lot of it, it's fucked up and detrimental to your overall long-term health.
hodgetwins
I still take supplements that doesn't have any stimulus, like creatine, beta alanine.
I take that for my workout.
And just taking those two supplements alone and remove the caffeine, it doesn't ruin my sleep, I get the energy.
The beta alanine, you can work out longer and harder.
The creatine, it gives you a couple extra reps here and there, so that's really still good to take.
But as far as caffeine, caffeine, too much caffeine is really bad.
ian crossland
Do you do any caffeine now?
hodgetwins
I can't touch caffeine.
Yeah, I don't even drink sodas anymore.
All my sodas with caffeine, I don't drink anything.
ian crossland
No coffee, never?
hodgetwins
It's just like stuff like this, water.
I can drink decaf.
tim pool
You know what Gatorade is, right?
You're familiar?
It's like very salty.
It's real salty.
unidentified
It's good.
tim pool
It's weird.
hodgetwins
That's good.
tim pool
You know, we have a, we have like these keto, like keto cashew butter stuff.
hodgetwins
Yeah.
tim pool
And it's got no sugar, but it's got salt.
unidentified
Right.
hodgetwins
And so salty is sweet.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
You know what I mean?
Like, you know what I'm talking about?
It's almost, it's like the salt is all, it's good salt, sea salt.
And it's almost sweet when you're eating it.
hodgetwins
It's weird.
tim pool
It's weird.
How do I explain?
ian crossland
Is that that boo, those boo keto bar things?
tim pool
Those things for sure.
But it's the, it's that cookie dough stuff.
Oh yeah.
Keto, it's like cashew butter, but like cookie dough flavor.
It's got a little monk fruit in it.
ian crossland
Yeah, that's what it is.
tim pool
But it's salty and you can taste it and you're like, it's, we've had a few things like that.
Cause we, we cut out most of the sugars and the salt does replace to a certain degree of the sugar.
It's kind of crazy.
hodgetwins
Y'all got those here?
tim pool
Yeah, I got a bunch of them.
You want some?
hodgetwins
I'm fucking sold.
tim pool
The boo food bars we have are like, they're protein bars that are just like tons of fat.
Tons of fat, no sugar.
But we also have, we started cutting out all the weird shit because even though they, it's like, there's no sugar in them, there's still like weird things you can't pronounce.
serge du preez
Yeah, like Maladol.
tim pool
Yeah, I mean Maladol's not so bad.
But we've got protein bars where it's like beef, paprika, garlic, salt, pepper.
We got this shit here from Alex Stein, look at this.
luke rudkowski
Not Alex Stein, Andrew Meyer.
tim pool
Andrew Meyer!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
ian crossland
Look at the ingredients.
tim pool
Look at the ingredients.
unidentified
Beef, pepper, salt.
hodgetwins
That's it, huh?
tim pool
Beef, pepper, salt.
hodgetwins
I need my glasses for this.
ian crossland
I told him that.
That was one of my criticisms, to make the font bigger.
hodgetwins
Unless he don't want you to see what's in it.
tim pool
Beef, pepper, salt, man, that's good shit.
luke rudkowski
Yeah, a lot of people think salt and meat protein is bad for you.
hodgetwins
It's not.
tim pool
It's a lie.
ian crossland
You just gotta get the right amount of salt.
tim pool
You ever see that documentary about people in Siberia?
unidentified
Yeah, they eat nothing.
serge du preez
Super salty food.
tim pool
Because the fish.
And then they eat, like, whale blubber.
And that's a super high-fat, high-protein diet.
And they have, like, no heart disease.
And they're all ripped.
I don't think it's too many carbs.
hodgetwins
I think carbs lead to that.
I think that's what causes it, carbs.
tim pool
Carbs are bad.
Yeah, you gotta cut out sugar.
ian crossland
Yeah, wheat, that's it.
tim pool
You gotta go right now, you gotta throw all the sugar in the garbage.
All of it.
ian crossland
Biggest psyops they're pulling off right now.
tim pool
Gluten especially, I think gluten is bad.
luke rudkowski
Well, a lot of the artificial sugar is just fucking GMO fucking poison bullshit that you should never be taking.
A little bit of fruit, a little bit of fiber, really good for you.
tim pool
But listen, berries don't have a lot of sugar in them.
Fructose, fructose is bad for you.
It has to be processed in your liver.
But berries, like blueberries and raspberries don't have a lot of sugar.
Strawberries don't have a lot of sugar.
Strawberries are mostly dietary fiber.
So I've been doing, I did a keto for like a year and then I eased up a little bit.
But you could eat a bowl of strawberries drenched in whipped cream and get like 10 carbs out of the whole thing.
ian crossland
Are you 100% sure about that?
tim pool
One strawberry is a half carb.
So if you have like 10 strawberries, then you're looking at five carbs.
unidentified
How about cherries?
hodgetwins
Cherries the same way, right?
tim pool
So yeah, cherries, there's not that much sugar in these things.
They're tart, and there's a lot of fiber.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
So that's why fruit's good for you.
Even eating an orange, orange got a lot of sugar in it, but one orange is not that bad.
It's got a bunch of fiber in it.
You pull a little thing off, you eat it.
The problem is, We found a way to extract all that sugar out of something and then hyper-concentrate it into a tiny little piece of sugar you eat.
luke rudkowski
Orange juice is a sci-op.
tim pool
For real, it is.
It was Freud.
It was Bernays.
luke rudkowski
I think it was Freud or Bernays.
I forgot which one.
tim pool
It was Bernays.
So it's Freud's nephew.
There was an orange surplus, and so the orange sellers were like, no one's gonna wanna buy these oranges because we have too many.
What do we do?
And he says, I know.
We'll do a campaign for a new product, orange juice.
Juice all the oranges, and then we'll tell people if one orange is healthy, a glass of orange juice has five oranges in it.
Must be five times as healthy.
All of a sudden they're getting 60 carbs in a single glass for breakfast, and they're fucking destroying their livers.
Crazy.
hodgetwins
Too much sugar.
tim pool
That's right.
serge du preez
And you have like no fiber in there either.
When you, when you blend it or when you juice it, it's even worse.
You're just getting only the water and only the sugar, specifically fructose.
Like Tim said earlier, you only get like 30 grams of fructose that gets digested by your liver.
If you've been eating like a bunch of peaches and then your face feels like all red and flush or whatever after eating a bunch of them.
That's your liver being like, yo, we got too much.
tim pool
So much man, it's hard to handle.
luke rudkowski
Did you see what happened to Robert Downey Jr.?
unidentified
What happened?
luke rudkowski
He went vegan.
tim pool
Yeah, what the fuck?
luke rudkowski
Do you see how he looks like?
tim pool
He looks like he aged like 20 years.
hodgetwins
He's vegan now?
luke rudkowski
Yes.
tim pool
Really?
luke rudkowski
Where do you see this?
Just look up, if you go on Twitter right now and just type in Robert Downey Jr.
vegan, and you see the before and after, it is fucking terrifying.
It's like, fuck, he's dead.
unidentified
He's like dead.
ian crossland
Maybe they were dying his hair.
luke rudkowski
Look it up on Twitter.
No, they weren't dying his hair.
He looks... Oh, there it is.
ian crossland
I think they've been making him look young for the Iron Man stuff.
luke rudkowski
But he's supposedly supposed to be returning.
They're supposed to be...
tim pool
No, he said no, didn't he?
luke rudkowski
I don't know.
serge du preez
I think he said no.
tim pool
Yeah, I thought he said no.
ian crossland
I mean, that's, it's, you know, RJ.
hodgetwins
I mean, you know what?
You know what?
Me and Keith went vegan for like three months and it has a feminizing effect over your body.
luke rudkowski
That's why they're pushing it so much.
Yeah.
This is the larger agenda.
This is why they want you effeminate.
Look at Ian's face.
This is what happened to me.
hodgetwins
He looks like Rosie O'Donnell right now.
unidentified
Yeah, it does.
hodgetwins
Yeah, it has a very feminizing effect.
luke rudkowski
And it also ruins a lot of people's hair because they're not getting a lot of biotin, a lot of B vitamins that are in meat specifically, especially organ meat.
Are you guys big on the whole organ meat kind of trend that's been going on?
hodgetwins
Nah, deliver king and all that?
Nah.
ian crossland
Yeah, what do you think about that?
hodgetwins
You follow that?
I mean, I knew that guy was on drugs.
luke rudkowski
If you didn't know that guy was on drugs, you weren't paying attention.
You were dumb.
tim pool
What was the meme?
Like some guy made a video where he was like, I was saddened to learn that I was the last person on earth to find out Liberty was taking drugs.
luke rudkowski
It's pretty clear.
ian crossland
How is that like, he lied to people and told them he wasn't on steroids, specifically said I've never used steroids, then he sold his image to sell his supplements.
Is that not fraud?
hodgetwins
He's getting sued for that.
That's a conflict of interest.
Do I tell people I'm taking steroids or do I tell them I'm taking my supplements?
Is that him again right there, how skinny he is?
unidentified
Look at that.
serge du preez
The thing about Liver King is he was brazen about it.
Why the hell is he flexing?
tim pool
He looks terrible.
hodgetwins
He aged like crazy.
luke rudkowski
Exactly.
All on the vegan diet.
See what happens when you don't eat beef liver, Ian?
tim pool
But Luke, you understand what this means because adrenochrome is not vegan.
hodgetwins
You know what's crazy?
He probably thinks he looks great.
That's the whole thing about it.
It's like a psychosis that comes over you when you become vegan.
You get entrenched in it so much.
He thinks he looks amazing.
He's flexing right there.
ian crossland
Did that happen to you again when you guys were vegan?
Yeah.
luke rudkowski
What happened to you guys?
hodgetwins
You want to believe what you want to believe, right?
This is what happened.
Me and Keith was looking at YouTube and I saw this pig in a fucking slaughterhouse.
unidentified
This fucking pig comes around the corner, dragging his fucking leg, right?
hodgetwins
Fucking oink, oink, oink, oink, dragging.
And they come in and beat the shit out of the pig.
Yeah.
I said, like, I can't eat a pig.
Right?
So about three months in, I said, fuck it.
I need some bacon.
And when I ate bacon, it tasted like chocolate cake.
I love bacon.
ian crossland
That's how you know the value of animal fat when you haven't had any and you get a little bit.
tim pool
Dude, we went to the shooting range.
I grabbed some pork belly tacos.
It was basically a piece of bacon this thick and like this wide on a tortilla with avocado cream and onion.
We go to Korean barbecue, I get the pork belly, not the thinly sliced.
They come out, it looks like bacon, but it's this thick.
hodgetwins
It's thick, yeah.
Pork belly's good.
ian crossland
Oh man.
hodgetwins
I like it burnt, too, because it's rockin' crispy.
luke rudkowski
Bone marrow, bone broth are so good for you.
You get so much nutrition out of that, and it's so important for your mental health, as well.
tim pool
People don't realize that.
They want you to eat the bugs because it makes you effeminate, and I'll tell you guys, you want to know what they're doing?
hodgetwins
I saw that, the worm, ringworm and stuff.
tim pool
You want to know what they're doing?
So if you look at a dog, right?
A dog is a wolf, but permanently a child.
So this is basically how it works.
Wolves started scavenging the refuse of human camps.
The wolves that were less scared of humans were more likely to survive because they ate more food that humans would leave behind.
Humans who let the wolves be there were more likely to survive because the wolves peeing around the camp kept bears and other shit away.
So humans and wolves slowly started coming together, but this meant that if there was an aggressive wolf, the humans would throw something at it, it would run away.
But the wolves that weren't aggressive would stay.
Give it a thousand years, and what happens is wolves become proto-dogs, become dogs, and a dog is a wolf cub that never grows up.
That's what they want to do to humans.
They want people to be permanently short, Pre-pubescent, little worker bees.
Soy boys.
Soy boys.
hodgetwins
Cattle boys.
tim pool
That's why they want you all to be vegan.
They want you all to be trans.
They want you all to take drugs.
So they're basically domesticating the human male to drop, to get, look.
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tim pool
You wanna team up with a wolf?
Wolf will growl at you.
You gotta tell the wolf what to do.
Same thing with a guy, right?
You can't walk up to him and be like, do as you're told.
He's gonna be like, listen here buddy, I don't know who the fuck you are, but a little effeminate soy boy, you can get him to do whatever the fuck you want.
Look at Antifa, they're all in a cult.
Just like they're desperately trying to be in the cult.
A dog desperately wants you to love it.
luke rudkowski
Please love me, please.
tim pool
That's what dogs do.
Wolves are like, the fuck you looking at?
Now look at the woke cult.
They're like, I can't let anybody be mad at me.
I don't want anyone to be mad at me.
And they're like, I can't, I can't say anything mean.
luke rudkowski
Don't get mad at me.
tim pool
Take away the meat, take away the testosterone, give everybody hormones, give them hormone blockers, put endocrine disruptors in their food, and you turn all the dudes into little babies.
luke rudkowski
Well, this is why they're going after cows.
They're saying, cows create CO2 and we have to go after them.
I'm like, motherfucker, you live in a fucking city.
Like, why are you going after farmers?
Like, this makes absolutely no sense at all.
And now they're like, we got to cut meat production.
We got to stop people from eating meat.
What happens when you do that?
You effeminize everybody.
ian crossland
The industrial agriculture seems pretty brutal.
luke rudkowski
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Big, big agriculture.
Fucked up.
ian crossland
When you see those lakes of blood feces.
unidentified
Right, right.
Fucked up.
ian crossland
The kind of probably stuff you were talking about.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
I think I saw similar things where they take the little pig and they smash it on the ground until it's dead.
hodgetwins
And they're shooting the cows in the head and they're rolling down.
I was like, oh man.
unidentified
And the cow's like, the cow's nose is like, ooh!
And they did it, and it just rolls up like, oh man, it's fucked up.
ian crossland
I would love to, like, ease into a system where we don't have that kind of torturous, you know, industry.
hodgetwins
But you got a lot of mouths to feed.
ian crossland
But like, yeah, was stem cell growth meat?
Meat grows stem cells in labs?
Is that the next step?
tim pool
But the fat is a fat problem.
So we can grow the meat, but there's no fat in it.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
And so it's a really dry, gritty burger.
Correct.
It's tough.
And so what they try to do, they try to put, like, Oil in it or something?
Nah, you can't beat tallow, man.
When you get a bite of pork and there's a big old chunk of fat on it, come on.
hodgetwins
Yeah, that's what gives it all the flavor.
What do y'all think about that impossible meat?
serge du preez
No, it's not meat.
hodgetwins
What's in it?
luke rudkowski
That's Bill Gates, GMO.
tim pool
One of those burgers is like more than a hundred percent salt.
luke rudkowski
It's processed, right?
It's seed oils.
It's seed oils, GMO fucking bullshit fucking soy, corn, predominantly.
hodgetwins
Yeah, give Got bitch tits and stuff.
unidentified
Exactly.
ian crossland
There's Impossible Burger, and then there's Beyond Meat.
I've had them both, but they weren't long-term.
Like, there's stuff in them.
I think what you're talking about.
tim pool
I can taste it, I can feel it.
I gotta be honest, though.
I get sick if I eat beef.
hodgetwins
Oh, you do?
tim pool
Yeah, so we went out to eat the other day.
Went to a steakhouse, went to Capitol Grill, and I got a porcini soaked ribeye or something.
It was the best fucking steak I ever had.
Holy shit.
hodgetwins
You like it medium rare?
tim pool
Medium rare.
It was so tender, I put the knife into it and it just peeled right off in the fork and I was like, I ate half of it.
It was like 16 ounces, massive.
ian crossland
That's a lot.
tim pool
I got really sick.
hodgetwins
Yeah, should have cooked it.
tim pool
But Luke points out it's probably because you get older.
luke rudkowski
Low stomach acid.
ian crossland
Oh yeah, your body hadn't been using it.
tim pool
So I drank lemon juice with it.
I had a coffee afterwards.
I had an espresso afterwards.
Wasn't enough.
I got real sick.
And that only happens when I have beef.
If I have chicken or fish, no problem at all.
But we went to Nobu yesterday with some clients.
It was really, really nice.
And we got Wagyu everything.
Totally fun.
So I just didn't overdo it.
So I gotta keep the beef at a low.
I had like four ounces this time.
luke rudkowski
You guys ever had some Wagyu?
hodgetwins
Yeah, it's really good.
But I got a question.
I remember I ate some seafood and wine together.
I felt so sick I wanted to die.
I don't know what it was.
Do you remember that time?
The red wine and fish?
It was like red wine ate seafood with it.
luke rudkowski
Well, it could have been contaminated seafood.
Like, sometimes seafood is not sourced from the best sources.
Sometimes seafood is left out a little bit too long.
It might have not been the combination.
It could have been just one of the, you know, shrimps or one of the, you know, whatever.
hodgetwins
He was eating octopus.
Octopus.
Yeah, what they call it?
Calamari.
It was some, but you see, I think, I don't know.
I said octopus.
unidentified
It could have just been a bad fish.
tim pool
It happens, but guys, all right, I think we're gonna, we're gonna run.
ian crossland
Oh, I have a clarification.
I said that Hooters wings were delicious, that the buffalo sauce, it was Hooters fried calamari.
I never had the wings of Hooters.
tim pool
Yeah, the wings of fried calamari Hooters.
Gentlemen, thank you all so much for hanging out.
It's been a blast.
hodgetwins
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for having us.
tim pool
And for everybody who's a member, you made it all possible.
Thanks for supporting us and helping us do this work.
We'll see you all next time.
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