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ian crossland
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tim pool
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We are not going to play Mary Fuck Kill, because we don't want to say we want to kill people
when we're talking about real people in a political context.
So what we're going to play is Mary Fuck and Criminally Charged Arrest.
How about Mary Fuck Arrest?
unidentified
There you go.
vanessa santos
FMA.
tim pool
FMA.
vanessa santos
MFA.
tim pool
So Luke.
luke rudkowski
No, no, no, no, no.
This was my game, my concept idea.
tim pool
I asked you first.
No, I got it.
I planned that already.
Mary Fuck Arrest.
Jessica Yenov, Superman, or the big-tittied high school teacher?
luke rudkowski
That's not fair, okay?
You can't ask me this question when this was my idea from the very beginning.
And if you remember from the show, I asked you.
I asked you specifically.
tim pool
You gotta answer.
luke rudkowski
I asked you specifically.
Nancy Pelosi and her milkers, the woodshop teacher, or Hillary Clinton?
Out of those three, this is my idea, my concept, I get to ask it first.
Mary, Indite, and fuck.
Mary, Indite, and fuck.
Which one?
tim pool
Pelosi, Woodshop Teacher, Hillary Clinton.
unidentified
Yep, yep, yep Wait, wait, hold on. What am I? Oh boy. Oh, wow
tim pool
Indict the big-tittied shop teacher. Okay. Yeah Marry Hillary Clinton and bang Nancy Pelosi.
unidentified
She's got big ol' titties.
Hillary Clinton can blow people up.
tim pool
I want that kind of protection.
unidentified
You marry her and then you can drug strike whoever you want.
tim pool
Exactly.
Come on, Luke, answer the question!
luke rudkowski
What was yours?
Like, what were the three options?
tim pool
Mary, fuck, indict.
luke rudkowski
Yeah, which one?
tim pool
Jessica, Yaniv.
luke rudkowski
Yaniv.
I gotta write this down.
I gotta make sure I'm getting all the things.
tim pool
Supermam.
luke rudkowski
Who the hell's Supermam?
unidentified
Those are all dudes!
Goddammit!
tim pool
Those are women!
Those are trans women!
unidentified
They're not women!
They're dudes!
luke rudkowski
You gave me a trans woman!
I gave you one!
lydia smith
Gosh!
tim pool
And okay, all right, fine, all right, fine, I'll give you at least a female.
So you got Jessica Yeniv, Supermam, and for your one female, how about, how about, no, no, no, no, no, Dianne Feinstein.
luke rudkowski
I gotta fuck the only woman there, Dianne Feinstein.
unidentified
She's fucking getting it.
Indict Giannis.
tim pool
She's fucking getting it.
luke rudkowski
And you marry Superman.
Superman will stand up for you.
Superman will stand up for you.
He's not wrong.
And we'll fucking argue and fucking fight all these other assholes and then in a microsecond we'll fuck some shit up.
All right, I got a good one.
You're fucking Hillary.
No, no.
You're fucking, what's it called?
Pelosi.
unidentified
That's not that bad.
luke rudkowski
That's the same thing.
tim pool
She got big ol' titties?
unidentified
Same thing.
luke rudkowski
They're all like dead fucking gremlins.
unidentified
You gave me a guy and two old women.
tim pool
What am I supposed to do?
ian crossland
I'm going to give you all men.
luke rudkowski
You gave me two dudes.
unidentified
I'm going to give you all men.
luke rudkowski
No, your turn, Ian.
tim pool
All right, my turn.
No, but you can't ask either one of us.
ian crossland
I'm going to ask Vanessa.
unidentified
All right.
ian crossland
Henry Kissinger, Barry Silverstein, or Dick Cheney?
tim pool
And Dick Cheney.
ian crossland
And Dick Cheney.
vanessa santos
Wait, who was the second one?
ian crossland
Larry Silverstein.
tim pool
He's the guy who owned the World Trade Center when they got hit.
ian crossland
If you don't know who that is, I might be able to figure somebody else out.
vanessa santos
Give me someone else.
lydia smith
Klaus Schwab?
ian crossland
Klaus Schwab, Dick Cheney, and Henry Kissinger.
I know who I'd fuck.
unidentified
Klaus Schwab, Henry Kissinger.
Who?
ian crossland
Klaus Schwab!
vanessa santos
Klaus Schwab, Henry Kissinger...
ian crossland
Dick Cheney.
lydia smith
Oh God.
vanessa santos
I mean, that's like...
They're like equal.
Of all like, almost...
lydia smith
Who's the youngest?
I don't know.
vanessa santos
Yeah, right?
Who's got the most youth?
God, I honestly, I mean, fuck Dick Cheney, I guess.
This is weird.
unidentified
This is horrible.
vanessa santos
Kill Klaus Schwab.
lydia smith
Indict.
vanessa santos
Indict him.
unidentified
And I'm marrying Kissinger in this world?
Oh wow.
vanessa santos
Okay.
unidentified
Whatever.
vanessa santos
I failed that game.
ian crossland
I would marry Klaus Schwab.
I'd probably fuck Dick Cheney.
And I guess I'd indict you.
You'd fuck Kissinger for all those limited wars.
tim pool
Alright, now you gotta ask either Ian or Lydia.
vanessa santos
Lydia hasn't gone yet, so Lydia has to be out.
lydia smith
No, no, no.
vanessa santos
Okay, wait.
Can I actually go really easy on you?
Yes, you can.
Harry Styles.
tim pool
Oh, come on!
unidentified
Hold on.
vanessa santos
Jason Sudeikis.
I want to know which team she's on.
I don't remember who Jason Sudeikis is.
unidentified
And who's someone else?
tim pool
Joe Biden.
unidentified
Oh, God.
vanessa santos
Well, okay.
Fine.
Joe Biden.
Why not?
unidentified
Yeah, that's not fair.
tim pool
Hunter Biden.
vanessa santos
No, that's still bad.
Gavin Newsom!
Okay, so Jason Sudeikis, Harry Styles, Gavin Newsom.
lydia smith
Well, obviously I have to indict the political figure, and the other two could just fucking flip a coin, I don't give a fuck.
ian crossland
So you'd fuck them both?
lydia smith
I would marry neither of them.
vanessa santos
What I was trying to get at, I was trying to figure out who your preference was, Jason Sudeikis or Harry Styles.
I'm not learning this.
lydia smith
I feel like Harry Styles is like a twig and I could snap in half.
I'm a big girl.
I need like a tall guy.
tim pool
All right, well, I guess you got to ask Ian.
lydia smith
Oh, do I?
Okay, so let me think.
Who are the most horrible people in the world?
Janet Yellen.
Let's see, who else do we have?
Who's the most despicable lady I can think of?
The health minister of Belgium.
Just give him dudes.
A dude?
unidentified
Oh.
tim pool
Just give him all dudes.
lydia smith
Bill Gates.
Janet Yellen and Hunter Biden.
ian crossland
Wow.
lydia smith
That's good.
ian crossland
I mean, I want to fuck Janet Yellen, but I think I would fuck Hunter Biden just to get it over with because I wouldn't want to marry the guy.
Indict him!
No, I would indict Billy.
He's just not someone I would want to spend my life with.
Not because I want to indict him, but just because I don't want to marry or fuck him.
vanessa santos
I feel like Hunter Biden would take too long to fuck.
ian crossland
I think I would marry Hunter Biden.
unidentified
There's no end there.
ian crossland
I'd marry Hunter because I think maybe deep down he's a good soul.
Just a rough life.
tim pool
You marry him because at least you can enjoy the crack.
ian crossland
Yeah, we'd laugh about drugs and chat.
lydia smith
Talk about DMT.
vanessa santos
Cookers and laptop.
ian crossland
So yeah, I'd fuck Janet Yellen.
vanessa santos
There you go.
unidentified
I hope that gets clipped out of context by the way.
vanessa santos
So yeah.
ian crossland
I'd fuck Dick Cheney.
I said it real clear when I said it.
tim pool
We're done?
Yes, I'm done.
I thought it was the funniest when he was like, Dianne Stein, I have to fuck Dianne Feinstein.
She's the only woman so she's fucking- I got a good one for you, Luke.
vanessa santos
She's fucking getting it, that was awesome!
unidentified
Your dog?
ian crossland
Chris's dog?
unidentified
No!
ian crossland
Or some other random dog?
unidentified
No!
ian crossland
Wait, what were the other's rules all of a sudden?
unidentified
Yes!
Yes!
What the fuck?
All right, all right, all right.
All right.
tim pool
All right.
Okay.
I got one for you, Luke.
unidentified
No!
I tap out.
I quit.
tim pool
Joe Biden?
luke rudkowski
We have a guest here.
tim pool
Joe Biden?
Hunter Biden?
Joe Biden?
unidentified
No.
Stop it.
luke rudkowski
Stop it.
unidentified
All right, all right.
tim pool
Let's talk about the story.
vanessa santos
You were the funniest, though.
lydia smith
Yeah, it's true.
tim pool
You were the funniest.
vanessa santos
He was the funniest when he said that she could get it.
unidentified
That really happened.
She's fucking getting it.
ian crossland
That's Nancy Pelosi.
unidentified
She could get it.
Let's talk about the story.
tim pool
This is really funny.
So you guys know that there's this guy who wears these big oversized novelty breasts to class.
And here's what happened.
So I made a couple of segments talking about it.
The first was that it happened.
The second was that the school was defending it.
YouTube has stated, these results have been rated as limited ads.
A human reviewer rated your video as suitable for limited ads.
I love how they say it's suitable for, it means they're restricting you.
Your content should follow all policies, not just the ones identified.
Issues found later can also impact your video.
Policy, where you and YouTube disagreed.
They say for adult content, you selected none.
A YouTube reviewer selected limited ads in the thumbnail.
That's a thumbnail.
The thumbnail is a picture of the teacher wearing a t-shirt, a stretched pink shirt, with those big old titties.
The big fake oversized novelty breasts.
YouTube says that is adult content.
Okay.
So do I. We got ourselves a problem here.
YouTube demonetized me saying that person is... that photo is adult content.
Effectively saying it's porn.
But that teacher is wearing that in front of children.
So what the fuck?
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ian crossland
Is this, so when you load a video up, I notice you say, is this suitable for kids?
Is that, is this just videos, adult content is not suitable for kids or is it different?
tim pool
It doesn't ask suitable for kids, it says, was it made for kids?
If content is made for kids, the law requires they can't do targeted advertising.
ian crossland
Do you say yes on that?
tim pool
No.
ian crossland
Okay, I say no on all that stuff.
tim pool
Because this content is definitely not for kids.
ian crossland
So adult content is different than just basic content.
tim pool
It means porn.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
They're saying this is porn.
luke rudkowski
Well, YouTube's AI automatically screens videos to see if there's any nudity, sex, and those nipples are, of course, erect as fuck.
unidentified
Those fake sex toys are erect as fuck.
luke rudkowski
So she's fucking getting it?
unidentified
Yeah.
No.
ian crossland
One big fake boob at a time.
See, I think this is a good point, Tim, because if YouTube or the people of YouTube are acknowledging that this is not safe for kids, then the fact that she's in a school with kids... They're saying it's adult content, not safe for advertisement.
I mean, we're at an impasse now.
We gotta figure out, is it adult content or is it suitable for kids?
tim pool
Hold on.
So here's what I tweeted.
I said, YouTube says that showing the teacher with oversized novelty breasts is adult content.
This is clearly transphobic, Team YouTube.
What do you think YouTube said to me when I submitted this to them?
lydia smith
So sorry, sir.
tim pool
What do you think?
ian crossland
So not adult content.
You told me before the show.
tim pool
Oh, so you know.
Yeah.
Did I tell you?
Yeah.
I did?
unidentified
Oh, okay.
ian crossland
So they told me they're so sorry and they're going to correct it because, you know, I'm
right.
Oh, that's right.
tim pool
So not adult content.
Very progressive.
Suitable for children is what they're saying.
I think the fascinating thing here is that this person is clearly wearing sex toys.
Like, this is a sex fetish toy.
And it clearly is adult content.
And I was not surprised it was demonetized.
I was like, yeah, no, I get it.
I mean, that's ridiculous.
But YouTube, I was curious what their position would be.
Are they, so they have no choice.
Because if they were to say this is adult content that must be removed, they would be in violation of U.S.
law.
The Supreme Court ruled in 2019, gender expression is protected under the 1964 Civil Rights Act, Title VII, I believe.
I think it was tail seven, might be tail nine.
No, I think it's seven.
And thus, if they say this is adult content, they could be sued.
That's just their gender expression.
ian crossland
This is what I don't like, is that gender expression is protected,
but nudity is not.
So when gender expression is nudity, you've got to have, the nudity's got to override that
and become the focus of it.
When you have sexually provocative images, that's gotta override the fact that it's a form of gender expression.
tim pool
This is a logic value system versus a moral value system.
Or I should say, I always mix this up, but the point is, the law being applied here is based on logic.
If you can't discriminate on the basis of gender expression, this is someone expressing their gender, they're allowed to do it.
ian crossland
Morals based Moral based values or law moral law would be like or value based laws We do not accept this because we think it's bad for our kids it violates our values well even logically I think this is an error because you could say yeah, you're it's protected your gender expression is protected But if you take that to the extreme and then your form of gender expression is getting naked and railing a dog in the ass That's not protected even though it's considered gender expression.
tim pool
That's not this do women have large breasts Some.
Some do.
Do women have breasts as large as that?
ian crossland
I don't think so.
tim pool
Yes, they do.
unidentified
Well, maybe.
tim pool
In fact, yes, they do.
In fact, those are smaller than the world's largest breasts.
ian crossland
But women that size?
That seems like a large out of proportion.
tim pool
The world record breasts are bigger than that and fuller and wider than that.
ian crossland
But it's gotta be a bigger woman, I would imagine.
tim pool
She's not, she is thick, like I would say she's fat, but not morbidly obese.
And she has the world record for the largest breasts at like 106 ZZZ.
Jesus, that sounds painful.
So women, especially large women, could have breasts of that size.
Do women have nipples?
ian crossland
Hell yeah.
tim pool
Do sometimes those nipples protrude?
luke rudkowski
They do.
tim pool
Could you fire a woman because she had large breasts and her nipples were poking through her bra?
No, you could not.
That's why they're letting this person get away with it because they're like, although that is absurd, extreme, and obviously a sex toy, women, some, do have breasts like that and they couldn't fire them over it, so you're allowed to do that, according to their logic.
ian crossland
Yeah, but like, what if, you can't fire someone for being tall, but if someone came in with stilts, You'd be like, hey, take the stilts off and get to work.
vanessa santos
That's distracting.
Also, imagine if a woman, imagine if any teacher, any female teacher you can think of, walked into class one day with a gigantic cock in her pants.
She would be so fucking fired, it's not even funny.
lydia smith
Not anymore.
tim pool
Now because the law protects gender expression, we will get to the point where they'll go naked.
ian crossland
But nudity is not gender, it's its own thing.
How you express your gender is not relative to how much nudity you're showing.
tim pool
10 years because they're five years.
They're going to say, I express my gender by making sure everyone can see my parts.
ian crossland
That's fucking insane.
That's nudity.
That's different than gender expression.
vanessa santos
What's freaking me out though, is that, okay, this is the teachers now, obviously that's terrible, but like, when is it going to be okay for students to come to school like this?
They already said it.
tim pool
They already said it.
The school said students could do the same.
vanessa santos
That's insane.
tim pool
Yep.
vanessa santos
And parents don't even need to be told now if their kids are doing that at school, right?
That's the new law, too?
You get to keep your parents' completely in the dark?
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
This is Canada, by the way.
And their weirdo laws on the woke side are more extreme.
luke rudkowski
They're ahead of us when it comes to the brain disorders.
But it's coming here eventually.
tim pool
Yeah, it's the decay of civilization.
And I think what's going to happen is we're going to get a leader who's going to cross the Rubicon and install an empire and shut it all down.
And then what happens is we have the Western world, right?
You have the British Commonwealth and then you have the United States.
They're not part of the same structure, but they overlap culturally.
The Roman Republic became the Roman Empire after Caesar crossed the Rubicon, you know, the autocracy was formed, et cetera, et cetera.
I wonder if whoever crosses the Rubicon unifies the Commonwealth and the United States culturally, not legally, but culturally, and then basically starts getting rid of the corruption, starts getting rid of all this bullshit.
And then we get two centuries of over empire.
ian crossland
I think we're actually, we've been in an empire.
It's the British Empire.
And it was the, they, they're the King of England, the King of Scotland, the King of, What else does the British Empire control?
They owned India and Australia and Canada.
And so it was an empire.
Now they're being like, yeah, we're not really an empire, but they don't have any fucking proof.
They just say it because they don't want you to call him Emperor Charles.
They want him just to be called King of England.
He's an emperor.
And so we have been part of this liberal economic empire for a while, the British and the Americans for like a hundred years.
So this is kind of like a collapse of an empire.
tim pool
It may.
So.
You know, I was thinking about it.
You had the Roman Kingdom, which then became the Roman Republic, which then became the Roman Empire.
And I'm wondering if... It's not repeating, but it's rhyming, in that we had the British crown, the U.S.
broke from it, and now you have the U.S.
Republic.
The next step would be overt empire, meaning autocracy, meaning an end to the electoral system.
ian crossland
We're in a situation where there is an empire right next to us.
The Romans didn't have another empire.
I mean, there were, but they weren't allied with another empire.
tim pool
It's not really empire anymore.
It's not been for a while.
ian crossland
The British Empire.
Yeah, they said it ended when India declared independence.
tim pool
The Roman Empire had what?
There was other empires.
ian crossland
There was like Carthage, which they annihilated.
The Byzantine Empire was the Eastern Roman Empire.
The Roman Empire split into two empires because they couldn't control it properly.
luke rudkowski
The Genghis Khan Empire.
Right, right, right.
ian crossland
The Mongols.
tim pool
Alexander the Great.
ian crossland
That was technically an empire.
No, it was before.
luke rudkowski
The Sumerians as well also had a big empire.
ian crossland
That was before.
The Sumerians were before.
So like the Romans didn't really have, um, a challenge.
They didn't really have like a, I don't know.
It's a different, it's a different situation now.
Plus the whole world is unified.
tim pool
I wonder if Trump is the guy who crosses the Rubicon and then becomes an emperor.
ian crossland
It'll be a corporate dude.
If we're going to see this, it's going to be maybe- Why not Trump?
Well, he, cause he's a politician.
It'll be like a corporation that does, tries to do it.
I think.
tim pool
I don't know.
ian crossland
I don't think so.
Alphabet's in a position.
luke rudkowski
Like BlackRock?
tim pool
I don't think so.
ian crossland
Yeah, BlackRock.
tim pool
They'll be subversive, but it's going to have to come from the government institutions.
Otherwise people won't have confidence in it.
ian crossland
It could be private military, and they're like, hey, your country's bankrupt.
Come work for BlackRock, because we'll pay you.
tim pool
It could be something like January 6th.
They say, you know, Trump is in Alexandria.
I don't know.
Maybe it's not Trump, but someone's in Alexandria with a, with a hundred thousand supporters marching.
And they're like, you cannot cross this river.
And then they were like, watch us.
And then they walk into DC and then occupy the buildings.
And then it's just chaos.
Institutions are frozen and then there's panic throughout the country.
There's a state of turmoil.
And then military leaders agree to just.
ian crossland
I think that they'll want people to believe that it's one of their politicians and be afraid of their politicians so that they disrupt their own government and cede power to the corporations.
And then it's going to be by controlling the monetary system is the Rubicon crossing, like what they did in Canada, the truckers.
They said, no, your money's not yours.
We control it.
That's like, yo, that's de facto taking property rights.
You can't, that's their property and you can't just take it.
But that's what the Rubicon thing was.
It was like, yeah, I know what the law is, but this is mine now.
If we start seeing people try to strip our bank accounts and our land from us just because they can, that's kind of like, yo, this is the empire now.
tim pool
That's when, right.
Well, when they, so right now the DOJ is targeting Trump supporters.
Are we getting to that point?
ian crossland
It looks like we're like, this is our generation is on the teetering process of, is it going to, how's it going to go?
luke rudkowski
Yeah.
These are not good times.
These are dangerous times.
tim pool
I don't know, man.
How far will it go?
Can the Republic be restored?
I don't know.
luke rudkowski
Every action has an equal kind of reaction to it, and politically, it's just becoming more dangerous for everyone involved here, and the pendulum is swinging back and forth further and further, and that, to me, is...
Very worrisome, because it could also very well mean that there's going to be a right-wing counter-offensive that's going to also, of course, destroy civil liberties and rob people of their privacy, of their security, and of their liberty.
So there is a threat on both sides.
And with the escalation of political violence, it's only going to get worse from here.
ian crossland
Do you see silver lining?
luke rudkowski
Every bad thing, there's always an opportunity to fix something or to improve something or to build something new.
So maybe the system will just become too convoluted, too conflicted, and it will allow other individuals to have more freedom while the system is eating itself.
That's one possibility.
You know, that maybe could be a silver lining.
So...
tim pool
Man, looking back at history, we also have to consider Weimar Germany.
It's not just about the Roman Empire, there's also things like that.
And what people don't understand, a lot of the stuff that the Nazis were bringing, correct me if I'm wrong, it was gender ideology stuff, it was Marxist stuff, it was degenerate stuff.
And so, that's probably why the left is freaking out, because they're like, the Nazis destroyed the same thing and hated this too, and it's kind of like, yeah, well that's what you get if you don't.
And so I think the issue is, when the Nazis were burning books, we condemn that because knowledge shouldn't be forbidden.
But the issue is that you have two extremes.
It wasn't just the Nazis, it was also the communists, and they were targeting each other.
And the regular people who believe in a republic are like, y'all are fucking nuts!
We're dealing with that now, but we don't really have Nazis.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
I think the communists dominated the space.
So now regular people are trying to fend off a communist onslaught.
It's kind of worrying where this ends up because they're the ones burning books now.
While simultaneously claiming they're the ones not doing it.
ian crossland
That's why I bought gender ideology.
Or genderqueer, rather, because I don't want them to erase this and be like, hey, it never happened.
tim pool
Oh, you can open the book on this show and show the blowjob.
ian crossland
I wonder if I can go right to that page.
tim pool
Blowjob in a book for kids.
ian crossland
Hairy legs.
tim pool
Hairy legs.
vanessa santos
I mean, this is their argument though.
They're saying that we're the ones who want to ban books because we don't think this is appropriate for kids in schools.
tim pool
Even Amazon doesn't allow it.
They say it's crazy.
ian crossland
Picture of a thing eviscerating this guy.
This is one like in high school or middle school.
tim pool
Oh, is that about having a period or something?
ian crossland
Yeah, I think so.
I feel like I'm gonna stab my entire body.
Psychological horror at the realization that things can go inside my body?
What the fuck is this?
It's a pen.
What the fuck?
tim pool
Dude, I... It's a sad book.
Because it's like, they're shocked to discover that they're a human.
It's so weird.
unidentified
Why is that?
tim pool
It's so fucking weird.
They're like, I shouldn't be this way.
It's like, but you're a person, that's what people are.
unidentified
Why?
lydia smith
Why is it shocking to them?
tim pool
It's, I don't know.
ian crossland
I don't know.
tim pool
Because they want to be guys.
ian crossland
But this picture, I don't know if you can see it from here, it's two people kissing, you can see naked butt crack.
If I was like 13 and I saw grabbing cock, or grabbing crotch, the bulge.
I mean, this would burn in my mind for forever.
And it probably would drastically alter the way that my brain developed.
Not that they all, all literature does that to you, but.
I mean, these are pictures.
tim pool
Show the blowjob, Ian!
ian crossland
Desperately, I'm looking for it.
tim pool
Desperately looking.
unidentified
Is it early on in the... I don't know where it is.
ian crossland
Bloody tampon.
I mean, whatever.
Little girls are different than little boys.
tim pool
It's not a tampon, it's a pad.
ian crossland
Or a pad, rather.
luke rudkowski
Looks like someone pooped in there.
tim pool
I think you're too early.
It's more in the middle.
lydia smith
He's not a lady.
He doesn't know.
tim pool
Ian's desperately trying to find this blowjob for all of you guys.
ian crossland
Just to be clear, I don't think removing a book from a school curriculum is the same as banning books.
Like the Nazis were burning them from existence.
That's not what people want to do.
I bought this book because it's not banned.
You can buy it if you want to buy it.
tim pool
But Amazon says 18 and up.
Because they're like, maybe a blowjob shouldn't be shown to kids.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
But they're putting it in schools for kids.
Did you find it?
ian crossland
No.
Do you want to look through it?
tim pool
You can't find the blowjob yet?
ian crossland
Yeah, I saw it before.
lydia smith
It's so gross.
ian crossland
Remember how far along it was?
unidentified
Nuh-uh.
tim pool
Let me see, let me see.
Let me try and find that, uh, that old bloke.
ian crossland
So I think this book is like someone went through something, the author went through it.
It's called a memoir, genderqueer memoir.
tim pool
And it's like this thing about like, I'm talking to my sister and she says to taste.
Oh, there it is right there.
There you go.
There it is.
unidentified
Horrible.
tim pool
In a children's library near you.
Yeah, why?
ian crossland
I think they did the right thing removing it from schools.
I told my mom about this when I was trying to feed her the red pill.
tim pool
Whoa, Russian propaganda!
unidentified
What?
tim pool
Hey, Z!
What's that all about?
That Z is, they're Russia.
You see right there, it says, Hey, Z?
lydia smith
Uh-uh.
tim pool
You know, she says, hey Z. Oh, hey Z. And the Z is the symbol of support for Russia.
That proves it's Russian propaganda.
They're trying to destabilize.
Once you see the... Here's the crazy shit though.
Here's the crazy shit.
Is that whole scene is basically this person being like, I want to be a guy.
So I did things guys do and it didn't work.
It did not work.
And then she's like sitting here in bed saying everything he does a good experience, but I'm not, but I'm not sure I really need any more of it.
It's like maybe your mind of you like this is what this is what's crazy.
What if this person is straight and they've been socially pressured into thinking they're gay.
And so when they engage in gay sex and don't like it, they're like, maybe I don't need it.
It's like, no, maybe you're straight.
It's crazy because it's like an inversion of being straight, like being told you're straight when you are gay.
And it's like a gay dude being like, I don't like girls.
I'm like, try it.
And they're like, this is not fun.
It's like, maybe you're gay.
Now it's like this person's claiming they're gay.
I'll tell you this.
I've known women who have outright insisted they were gay.
And then like five years later, they're married to a guy.
There was a story that we talked about where this woman was like, I was a lesbian, but then the pandemic hit and I started banging my roommate who was a boy.
unidentified
And it's like, Lots of those stories during the pandemic.
ian crossland
You really don't need sexualized kids either.
You don't need to decide if you're gay or straight when you're 15 and 16.
You don't need to decide.
vanessa santos
I think it's just, I mean, it's hard to, like, that's what I think most sane people want to say and think, but then you've got all this status quo liberal crap pushing like the drag queens reading to your kids and you know it's like you kind of have to start taking taking sides it's like i i don't know i'm explaining this terribly because i'm tired i think i might have overdosed on caffeine but but the point is like
You do have parents, I guess, trying to sexualize kids.
I mean, to me, the drag show thing really is, it's so out of control, what they're doing at the Pride parades, what they're doing at the Pride festivals.
It's crazy.
I mean, you won't let a kid go to a strip club until they're 18.
Why are they allowed to go to these Pride shows and see this stuff?
It just doesn't make any sense.
tim pool
You wouldn't give your 12-year-old son breast implants, why cut off your 12-year-old daughter's?
12-year-old daughter's breasts.
vanessa santos
It doesn't make sense.
Double mastectomy.
It's just terrible.
tim pool
Oh yeah, that Matt Walsh shit.
We've got a few more minutes.
ian crossland
Okay, I've heard about this, but I don't know.
lydia smith
And before we move on to that, I have to say, one of the things Vanessa and I were talking about before the show was that we see these parents taking their kids to drag shows.
That's wrong.
Honestly, that's wrong.
And I don't think that, obviously, their kid should be taken away, but something's wrong with our culture when parents think that's cool.
Oh, here we go.
tim pool
So that Matt Walsh says, my team and I have been investigating the transgender clinic at Vanderbilt here in Nashville.
Vanderbilt drugs, chemically castrates, and performs double mastectomies on minors, but it gets worse.
Vanderbilt opened its trans clinic in 2018.
During a lecture the same year, Dr. Shane Taylor explained how she convinced Nashville to get into the gender transition game.
She emphasized that it's a big money maker, especially because the surgeries require a lot of follow-ups.
lydia smith
That's correct.
luke rudkowski
And people are hooked on drugs and big pharma for the rest of their lives.
Their entire body is dependent on buying and purchasing forever from these monsters.
tim pool
It needs to be made illegal.
luke rudkowski
Yes.
lydia smith
This is the equivalent of giving someone an autoimmune disease for which they must always take medicine.
That is morally reprehensible.
Disgusting.
luke rudkowski
And they don't tell a lot of these children, you know, like, hey, you're going to have to be on drugs your entire fucking life.
vanessa santos
Yeah.
That New York Post article that I showed you too before, like why is it that we're so behind?
I mean like the UK seems to be realizing how backwards this is.
lydia smith
Did they start it earlier than we did?
Because they have the Tavistock Clinic, which I think is what that article's about.
I feel like they started the transing earlier and now they're done with it.
vanessa santos
Yeah, yeah.
lydia smith
I feel like we're gonna follow a similar path.
tim pool
They're gonna extract as much money as possible from this fucked up system.
ian crossland
Yeah, but we still have potassium bromate in the bread supply in the United States.
It's banned in Europe.
And, like, why?
Corporate profit.
tim pool
Corporate profit, baby!
ian crossland
They don't care about the physical health of it.
They care about the profit and the ease.
tim pool
I don't think Europe does either, to be honest.
But I do think that Europe does have to contend with the fact that, with a nationalized healthcare system, they save money federally, like, government-wise, if they keep people healthier.
ian crossland
Oh my god, that's a good point.
In the U.S., you make money with sick people.
In England, you lose money with sick people.
vanessa santos
Gosh, that's so disturbing to think about.
luke rudkowski
That's literally what it is.
tim pool
Yeah, so in the U.S., they're like, why the fuck should we care if you get fat and sick?
We'll just make money off you.
And then in Europe, they're like, our budget isn't big enough for all these sick people.
Don't let them eat this.
So there's a problem.
I mean, yo, if you want to buy crystal meth, should you be allowed to do it?
Luke?
unidentified
Yes.
luke rudkowski
I think it's, at the end of the day, a personal decision, and I think the government stepping in actually makes people want to take it more.
The more you criminalize something, the more you create a black market for it, the more you create a demand for it.
It's just like telling a child, hey, don't touch that hot stove.
It's inquisitive for human beings to be like, yeah, I want to touch that, psychologically.
And also, when it comes to harm reduction, absolutely, it should be legalized compared to what's happening right now.
tim pool
And think about if we regulated it, controlled it, and we were like, public intoxication is illegal.
You wouldn't do it in your own home.
luke rudkowski
If we had Molly, if we had heroin that didn't have fentanyl in it, how many lives would we save?
The only reason that it has fentanyl is because of that black market, because it gives them a larger hit for it.
And at the end of the day, the individual is responsible for themselves.
The state is not responsible for you.
ian crossland
Kids you think just kids shouldn't be able to buy it.
luke rudkowski
Yes, I think it should of course be under Their parents and I think the parents should have an invested interest in raising their children and being a part of their lives and not just giving them to Whoever the fuck it may be to the influences Well, I think the state the problem with the with the legalizing all that even even for adults though I mean isn't don't don't don't we see the the results of that and homeless encampments all over the place Depends, because it all depends on the situation, because there is still, you know, active criminal gangs.
You compare to what's what happened in Portugal, you actually, and in Holland, you see a large amount of harm reduction, you see less people dying of overdoses, you see less people stealing from each other, you see less criminal elements.
And I think those are all positives.
We haven't had any of that because, truly, we live in such a corrupted system where literally the CIA imports all the fentanyl and all the drugs and all the crack cocaine into the poorest neighborhoods and creates this dependency.
We also have Big Pharma that created all these opioid addicts who need fentanyl, who need heroin, because they're addicted to it and they can't live life anymore.
tim pool
But my thing is, booze is regulated.
You can't drink and drive.
You can't drink in public.
You can't be publicly intoxicated.
And so if we were to legalize things like heroin or meth, you'd have cleaner, safer distribution, and you'd control how much people can be using, same as you would do for booze.
It would actually reduce the amount of use and the abuse of it.
It would eliminate the black markets.
It would get the dirty homeless junkie problem done immediately.
lydia smith
That's what Portugal did, right?
luke rudkowski
Portugal and Holland implemented those, and those were the results of it.
tim pool
Not completely perfect.
I'm just like, prohibition doesn't work.
You get black markets.
You know, it's funny.
People make this joke about Breaking Bad.
They're like, Breaking Bad in Europe.
And it shows Walter White, and it's like, I have cancer.
And then they're like, your treatment is free.
And that's like, the end?
And I'm like, well, you watch Breaking Bad, and I just finished it, so now I know that's nothing to do with the show at all.
It had nothing to do with that.
So a better example would be Breaking Bad in Portugal.
And then it's Walter White going, I'm sick.
I wanna provide for my family, so I'm gonna cook meth.
And then the next one is him in a shop that says like, it's like a store that says crystal meth.
And he's just like standing behind the counter.
And that's it.
luke rudkowski
Yeah, criminalizing people's addictions is absolutely fucking cruel.
Someone has a substance abuse problem, throwing them in jail, making them more hardened criminals is not fucking helping anyone.
It's making, yeah.
tim pool
Forcing them to hide in slums and like junkie houses.
luke rudkowski
Yeah.
Relying on fucking criminals and gangs and cartels for their fucking drugs.
tim pool
Think about this.
If somebody's at a bar and they die of alcohol poisoning, what happens to that bar?
They get in trouble.
luke rudkowski
Yeah.
tim pool
They're like, you have a responsibility.
Bartenders can't let you keep drinking if you're visibly intoxicated.
I don't know about everywhere, but you guys have experienced that, right?
You've been in a bar and you're really drunk.
They're like, I can't give you any more.
vanessa santos
It's never happened to me.
tim pool
No, of course, because they do want to make money.
But they can get in trouble if you die from alcohol poisoning.
luke rudkowski
Or even if you drive home drunk.
tim pool
Right!
So take your keys from you.
So imagine there were establishments with regulation, had to be clean, they had to have fresh needles every time if it was something needle-based, or maybe they don't even allow injections and they only allow other forms of ingestion.
And it's all controlled, and then they're like, I've already given you one dose, I can't give you one.
They're like, dude, I need it, I need it bad.
It's like, you've had too much.
They're alcoholics, they still exist.
But I think alcohol is substantially worse as a drug than many other drugs, especially pot.
vanessa santos
Well, actually, no, that makes me wonder, if somebody's like really fiending and itching and you're trying to limit them, I mean, isn't that gonna get violent?
tim pool
Do alcoholics get violent?
Sometimes they do.
vanessa santos
Yeah, but they can have a stash at home.
tim pool
And alcoholics do.
vanessa santos
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, can drug users?
I mean, I guess I just have so many questions about the specifics.
ian crossland
Heroin's different because if you go to the store, the grocery store, you can buy a thousand cans of Budweiser and go home and drink them all and die.
But you can't just get unlimited amounts of heroin.
I mean, that's a death sentence.
luke rudkowski
But there's no perfect solution here.
There's always going to be harm in this world.
But do you want to reduce that harm?
Or do you want to increase that harm?
Do you want cartels, organizations, and gangs, and more death?
Or do you want less of that?
And if an individual wants to overdose or do whatever, that's their own personal decision that they want to do.
tim pool
But more importantly, right now, heroin.
Illegal.
So what do people do?
Drug dens.
They OD.
They die.
What if it was legal and restricted and you can only get low doses?
Well, then people would be more likely to do it in a place where if they did OD, they wouldn't die.
And if they are buying and using at home, like if they were to do beer, they would not be concerned about calling 911 and saying, my friend's taken too much.
People get alcohol poisoning.
Kids, there's a bunch of these stories.
I was a kid at college, 18 year old, got alcohol poisoning.
His frat brothers didn't call 911 because it was illegal.
He died.
So if the kid was 21, they'd have been like, no problem, but they were scared they would get in trouble.
That's fucking insane.
luke rudkowski
Yeah.
vanessa santos
My campus told us, you know, that there was all these protection laws.
Like if you call and you want to save your friend, then you're immune to any.
tim pool
So I think we don't want people doing these things.
So we're better off with limited use legal availability.
Like booze is insanely restricted.
You can't drink in public.
You can't be outside drinking beer.
Like think about that.
ian crossland
You're not even allowed to be intoxicated in public, which is weird, because if you have a bar, you leave the bar, you're publicly intoxicated.
tim pool
Exactly.
You can't even have open alcohol in your car, someone else might have.
That's correct.
You can't even transport, like if you crack open a beer, throw it away.
ian crossland
You can't even have an empty beer can open in your car, I don't think.
vanessa santos
You can't.
tim pool
Yep, you can get in trouble, especially depending on where you are.
So think about how severely we restrict alcohol, and alcohol is still really bad.
I think that if we were to regulate other drugs in similar ways, we'd have less death, more control, less black markets, less violence, less drug dens, less homelessness.
You have a problem of people drinking publicly.
It's like there's open-air drug dens in these cities, and I'm like, what are you gonna do?
People break the law.
You arrest and charge them.
But if you create places where people can legally do it, you reduce a lot of that.
You limit fentanyl overdoses.
vanessa santos
Do you think the same about prostitution?
tim pool
Oh, yeah.
I think they're all bad.
vanessa santos
Yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm not a fan of it.
But they do it anyway.
vanessa santos
Yeah.
tim pool
And so it's like, but here's the crazy thing.
Let's say you meet a man and woman meet on Tinder.
And he's like, why don't we just cut the cut to the chase and go back to my place?
And she goes, I want a meal first.
vanessa santos
Marriage is prostitution.
unidentified
Hold on.
tim pool
If she said, before we go back to your place and do the dirty, you got to buy me dinner.
How is that any different?
It's a material exchange for sex.
Are they going to say she's a prostitute?
That's fucking every woman.
Not every, seriously!
Okay, fine, fine.
vanessa santos
Depends on the meal.
tim pool
As my dad always said, son, always ask, you might not have to buy her dinner.
The point is, if you meet a girl at a bar, and you're like, you wanna come back to my hotel room, I got a jacuzzi, and then she goes, 50 bucks, jail!
If she goes, 50 dollars, in alcohol!
Not jail, but you're still, it's a material exchange.
What if she said, what if she said, fine, I want $50 worth of gold.
It's not cash, but it's a monetary exchange.
Okay, what if she said, I want $50 worth of copper, ingots.
Okay, well ingots aren't currency.
That's gotta be illegal, I guess.
But I can ask for a $50 dinner?
It's the same thing.
ian crossland
Yeah, politics is like that too.
You're allowed to buy off your constituents with dinners and meals.
vanessa santos
It's like when Meredith, like on The Office, is getting sex for steak coupons or something.
tim pool
What would happen if a guy pulled up to a hooker, And she was like, you want to party?
And he goes, I want you to be my girlfriend.
Why don't you hop in?
We'll go out for a nice dinner.
And I always make sure my girlfriend has enough cash to get through the night.
lydia smith
There you go.
tim pool
I never said I'd give her money for sex.
I asked her to be my girlfriend.
But you just met her.
So fucking what?
The law makes literally no sense.
luke rudkowski
Absolutely.
And then also criminalizing it makes sure that there's pimps that make sure that people are human trafficked and women are left to be on the behets of criminals.
ian crossland
I think they want to make sure that they don't publicly do commercials and stuff like, hey, call here for a prostitute.
tim pool
They could ban commercials.
ian crossland
They could say no commercials for- They could ban commercials, but what about like memes and ads?
tim pool
And I mean, that's the type of commercial- They could just ban advertising of.
They say you can't advertise cigarettes to kids.
vanessa santos
Yeah, I was gonna say, they killed camel.
Camel to camel.
luke rudkowski
Prostitution is legal in Nevada.
ian crossland
Yeah.
luke rudkowski
Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot about that.
tim pool
Yeah, that's Vegas, baby.
Alright, we're gonna wrap it up.
We don't got too long.
Oh, don't want to go too long, but Vanessa, thanks for hanging out.
It's been a blast.
vanessa santos
Thank you guys, this was awesome.
tim pool
And for everybody who's a member, you rock!
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