I thought to have a little look at this absolute Bulkington of a lad, Nakai the Wanderer, since my last episode was quite well received and I felt it appropriate to look at this Madcunt 2.
And when I say Bulkington, I actually got the name from Moby Dick.
I saw a character there was called Bulkington and I thought it was too good to be true.
So now you know whenever I say Bulkington something, it's I've taken it from Moby Dick and I think it suits quite well into our rhetoric on this channel and on my Twitter and other social media.
So we have this absolute Balkington.
I think he fits the bill quite well to be a Balkington.
So we're gonna get into the campaign itself, have a look and see if it looks.
So we can see he starts in the creeping jungle here.
And he is a horde.
So if you have played Attila, the Gothic, the Ostrogoths and Visigoths, they start off as hordes and then they can settle later on.
I don't know how this will work here, but otherwise he can have vassals and he also gets recruitment rank 3 plus for Croxygor Ancient and he is a Croxygor for those who are unaware of Warhammer lore.
Then he has some other cool effects here and starts with some Croxygors and Sacred Croxygor.
Absolutely epic.
So we'll go with campaign legendary battle hard.
I think that is reasonable and we'll get into the game.
Then I will elaborate a bit on Bronze Age mindset actually.
But I'll see you in the campaign.
The jungle continent of Lustria lies west across the great ocean.
The first men to land upon these shores ransacked an ancient temple, filling their ships with golden treasures.
Words spread of their wealth, and others were eager to follow.
Fueled by greed, men of the Empire venture deeper into the jungle's heart.
The land of beasts, ravaged and plundered for its riches.
It will not be without consequence.
The jungle stirs.
A cold-blooded fury rising to punish the invaders.
In the temple cities of Lustria...
The lizard men enact a ritual to call upon their mighty guardian for the wanderer roams Lustria once more.
The spirit of the jungle made manifest.
A reckoning has come.
Only the strongest will survive the coming bloodshed.
I got the mate.
Mute plan for loser.
A highly eloquent laddington, if I may be so bold.
The Great Plan is under threat, and the world has fallen into disarray.
Capture regions and gift them to the defenders of the Great Plan, so that they may help you restore the Old Ones designs.
I will indeed restore the Old Ones designs.
So...
So, as I was just about to say before, my advisor so rudely interrupted me.
I decided to show the introduction trailer there again because it's quite epic indeed.
And I also want to say that I posted to Twitter the Port River artwork shot there and said this is from where Bronze Age Pervert is recording his Caribbean rhythms podcast.
Quite interesting if you haven't already listened to one of those.
Quite a lot of good takes, but you have to be into some of the fitness side of things to understand some references, etc. by him.
So that all being said, we will see what the crack is here with our gallant Nakai here.
And yeah, we have him and the rest of the unit, the absolute units.
So Leo's gonna say here, defeat Jorik Grimm, and then we get favor for every time we illuminate this bustage.
So basically, they are hunters who are here in Lustria, and we need to hunt them down to restore order to this place.
Rudrik Languil, a Bretonian knight, and then we have Kalara, which seems to be a wood elf way watcher or something like that.
So we have some different things here, and we can gift a region.
So mission issued.
Defenders of the Great Plan gift a region to the defenders of the Great Plan.
And I suppose, since this is the first time I play this particular character, I suppose we can just try to gift this region and see what happens.
Boom.
Right.
And as we can see, we are quite heavily outnumbering them or outmatching them at least.
For those of you who aren't aware of what this means, the yellow is our strength and the red is the enemy's strength.
So I'm just gonna out-resolve that because it wouldn't be such an exciting battle.
Now we can gift it to Quetzal's patronage.
Aha, and then we get some cool benefits there for Skinks, Saurus, Temple Guard.
What is this?
Right this is for magic, and this is for Croxigore's And since we already have some Croxygor boosts, we're just gonna go full Croxygor.
Boom.
A wise choice indeed.
The defenders of the Great Plan will now guard this sacred temple for you in reverence to your chosen old one.
Our chosen old one.
Absolutely glorious, I would say.
So, then we have done this little mission.
I suppose we'll head on to some other cool place to defeat some heretical entity.
We have a scouter.
Can actually go down here and see and search these ruins.
Solving it will grant you many riches.
It appears that this is a numeric grid where the rows and columns are of great importance.
Aha, a cipher of the old ones.
Tepuk the inscrutable never liked to repeat himself.
So, what that could mean is that we cannot go with something that has already been posted.
So, you see here, this has already been posted there.
And we have, of course, not any twos.
So, there is a four up there, and yeah, four there, but we don't have any twos, so it must be this one.
Boom, puzzle succeeded.
We've gained the sword of strife.
Uncommon noise.
So, anyway, speaking of Bronze Age pervert and his Twitter accounts, if you haven't followed M on Twitter, you can do so as well.
And him, of course, he often posts aesthetic physiques in tropical climates.
So, I thought it was good to mention his work when we are in the jungle here.
And also, speaking of which, the Latzbra way to say Fuzik is to say, and the Bronze Age pervert way of saying Fusik is physique with a Russian accent.
So, now you know a bit of an internal dialogue here.
But if you know him, you might appreciate that little insight.
So, that being said, we have leveled our guy here.
We're gonna take Route Marcher there.
Always good to have some extra being able to cover distances here in the jungle.
Then we're gonna take the turn after doing this horde growth.
It's always a good start, I suppose.
Aha, right.
Let's see, we can actually encamp and yeah, we can upgrade our horde.
and then we'll take the turn Deploy your ferocious warriors and wield your most potent sorcery.
You shall impose the order you seek.
We must make them submit to our aesthetic seeks.
So, anyway, we will find someone to initiate a battle with.
So, we can get a battle in this episode so we can see the Croxygor brass in action.
I suppose we can find some Skaven somewhere down here.
That would be good, I suppose.
We can maybe gift this place to someone as well.
And we can upgrade this and then we get access to some different Grand Natatorium.
But we're gonna save our Shekeltons for now, I suppose, so we can build something more fun later.
And I will just take the turn again, see what the crack is.
Alright, let us colonize this place and gift it.
And again, we will gift it to the Croxygor Croxygor god.
And I do think we can initiate a battle with these lads.
And I will actually do the following so we can get into this as soon as possible.
Block army.
Yes, we can actually attempt that.
Failure.
I did it mostly to see if we could level this guy because we will get into combat and then it's always good to have an additional level there.
But yeah, I'll take the turn again and see what happens next.
Your following grows, mighty lord.
Put your new hands to work.
Have them raise new infrastructure to improve your camp and further your war effort.
Our following grows.
I wish my YouTube following could grow too, but I suppose I hope for too much.
The Skaven have disappeared.
I can't find them, unfortunately.
But I will just keep taking turns till we get into battle.
Aha, so we have found Clan Fester.
They are over there and we will actually catch them, but I'll first just take this little settlement which appears to be infested as well.
So yeah.
Borg Sap Scruttle.
It needs to be illuminated.
Aha, we have Our little priest over there.
Gonna see if we can take these guys.
Aha, we can take them quite easily.
We're just gonna do that.
It would have been optimal to have a fought battle, but it's quite unnecessary to manually fight these battles if they are so lopsided.
So maybe these guys will offer more resistance.
We'll see.
We can actually level this mad cunt.
Just gonna go with Predatory Fighter because I do think this guy is a mad cunt in close combat, so it's good.
We have a horde upgrade to Dun Reactivated Cigarette of Kaksuaten.
However, you might pronounce that, I don't know.
But yeah, I'll take a turn again.
Find forgotten relics.
Alright, my friend, let us do this.
But first, I want to get into some sort of combat.
And I will attack Quetza.
Hopefully, we can get more of a battle on our hands there.
But we'll see.
We will see.
Maybe we can actually recruit some units.
And let's see, rights.
Aha, I understand.
I understand.
So here we have different rights we can unlock, and we have to unlock the right of mastery.
But we need to recruit three Croxigore units before.
So I suppose we can actually do that.
One, two, three, there.
And we can research something fun as well.
Sequence of healing sounds absolutely great, mate.
You need not fight your enemies alone, my lord, for there are foreign powers sympathetic to your cause.
Agreeing a pact of non-aggression with a foreign leader will do much to build trust between you.
Trade relations or a military alliance may follow.
I too have foreign powers sympathetic to my cause.
Well, perhaps not foreign powers, but a lot of people who are sympathetic to my cause at least.
That is.
And of course, I mean the cause for Mother Europe.
Now, anyway, we can definitely look at the possibility of southern sentinels.
We haven't even discovered them, though.
Oh well, we have to initiate some sort of friendship talks with them later.
And our dear priest has leveled.
We're gonna just continue with harmonic convergence.
And yeah, it increases our melee capacity.
Now, Quetza.
Boom.
And again, normally I would just take this as auto-resolve, but since I want to get in a fight here so you can look at these mad cons, I'm just going to fight it manually anyway.
Right, we are in the battle.
Looks like we're under ground here, and we're just gonna start deployment and start battle and see what fun things we can do here.
We're just gonna advance going to not run because I don't wanna expend all energy.
I want to conserve our energy until we are very close, and then we will charge in.
So we have some Saurus as well.
Here we have Saurus, and this is a Skaven special ability, which makes them pop up behind.
And we can see our Laddingtons here against the puny Skaven.
Quite aesthetic Saurus, actually.
So, anyway, we have our Wizard here, or our priest, who must cast spells.
And this, our skink cohort, Javelins, will not want to be in melee combat.
That's a misuse of them.
Now we're drawing closer to their enemy lines.
So we might get in charge here.
Boom!
We can have a close-up look at the carnage here and our madcunt there.
And of course, our Croxigor lines.
Everything has to charge in and break them.
Primal Roar.
Okay, let's go, champ.
This absolute unit.
Look at this.
Wow, Myrin is causing chaos in mehander.
And yeah, it's absolutely fine if they rampage as long as they are within the enemy lines.
And I'm gonna boost Nakai here with this magic.
So he's some extra millet defense, armor, and melee attack.
Perfect for a monster such as him.
Then we're gonna place our Missile Unis behind here so we can get a nice rear shot on this Skaven.
Then we have the Zorus coming in with a nice rear charge there as well.
So here.
Boom, nice one, mates.
Mhmm, unfortunately they have some sort of wizard, and there he is.
You can see it on the star on his banner.
Means that he is their general.
So we have to defeat him so he can't cast any more magic upon us.
And we have another magic available for us and we're just gonna cast it on these lads so they can make shorter work out of those scaveng brass.
These are isolated here.
Hopefully they won't run.
You can see this grey bar right here is their leadership whereas the green bar is their hit points.
So but it looks like the victory is within our grasp anyway.
Just gonna make sure our priest here doesn't die at the hands of this clan rats.
Alright, I split it up the end of the combat there and we have a glorious victory on our hands.
So end battle.
Close victory.
Good stuff.
Close victory.
Boom.
And yeah, we'll just continue with Giftful Ixel.
So there we are.
And yeah, if you have watched this far, comment below what you are training today or what you will train.
Because it's of utmost importance that whenever we are into gaming territory that we always distribute some glorious pills and some iron pills and truly promote gym culture.
So that's what we are about in this particular crusade in the gaming community.
Just get as many gamers into the Temple of Iron as possible.
So if someone stumbles upon my channel, they see a lot of comments talking about what you will be training or what you have trained, they will think, oh, maybe I should start going to the gym as well because it's a good thing to do.
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