Greetings, proud sons of Sparta, welcome back to good old Hellas and our let's play.
And we're gonna admire Alexios Fuzique.
He looks uh quite jacked, to be honest.
So when I say that you should aim to get fucking juicy, this is the type of physique that I'm in, so strong, athletic and um and aesthetic, so um has.
I suppose we have to climb up here to uh change into our clothes.
He is obviously rocking some Legio Gloria clothing.
That is the only reasonable course of action to to suppose.
So inventory, inventory.
Let's see what the crack is.
And yeah, as I said in the last episode, I kinda like his hair, sort of like I have it.
What's this now?
Browse bag alright, quest items, broken bow all right, that isn't particularly good at all, I'm afraid.
Sword bandit, sword.
Okay, that's our equipped weapon.
Here we have something fun, Miss Theos tunic I'm not certain if I pronounced that correctly.
Right now we have equipped it, at least engraving list.
How nice we can engrave something epic later on.
Now, Miss Theos belt.
And now I will tell you all something so that you can remind me when the spring and summer comes, actually, a release for Legiogloria.
That would be absolutely epic.
I don't know how many would actually buy it, but I want it at least, and I always try to design the clothes so I find it cool, and then I hope that others find it cool as well.
And either way, it will be like a loincloth made out of leather with strips going down, so it sort of like a gladiator thing.
Now you know the the plan to do that.
It will be absolutely epic.
Obviously not sure exactly how it will look, but something, something along those lines for that Hellenic Roman, gladiator sort of aesthetic.
So anyway, the war, the Peloponnesian war that takes place in this time, definitely a war which saw the Greek city states just hammer away at each other.
Athens and Sparta just kept at it, bloodied each other.
So instead of asserting their dominance over nearby territories, they went at each other.
Obviously, it would take Alexander The Great to unite the Greeks and then commence His epic, epic conquest.
There you are.
There you are.
Let's see what you've gotten yourself into this time, Marcus.
Nice.
mate.
Let's go, champ.
Ah, this is this is highly mythic in a way.
I was gonna say comfy, but it's not comfy.
Komfi is more if you are in a cabin in the woods surrounded by snow.
But this is mythic in a way.
It's uh I really get the feel of ancient Greece.
So well done, Ubisoft.
And obviously, we're gonna see if how the people are looking.
Um, yeah, you look European to me.
To my eyes, you look also European.
Um, how about these guys?
Do they look European?
Can't really see his face.
Now I can see his face.
Let me look at you.
I'm sorry, mate.
I just want to classify you.
Looks European too.
I see comments on last video where they said a few comments said that there was a lot of dark guys in this game, but I want to remind you of the fact, and this is something I will make a separate video on, that skin color is very dependent on how much sun you're getting.
So, if you spend a lot of time in the sun, you will get dark skin.
This is very true for me, too.
If I spend summer outside getting a lot of sun, my skin will be significantly darker than it is right now.
So, now I am a bloatmax pale orc, and in the summer, it will get darker.
Don't focus so much on the skin look more on the features of someone Hello mates How are we today?
Everybody buys wine.
Why not from me?
He has a point.
He looks a bit dark, though.
So, but that's more the features.
I'm not sure what to make of this.
You don't know how to make wine?
Because you don't know how to grow grapes or make wine.
I'm a fast learner.
You grow grapes on the vine, then you get some wine.
It's that simple, is it?
You know me better than to think I don't have a plan.
Marcos always has a plan.
Alright, then do you have the money you owe me?
Do I have the money I owe you?
Of course, of course.
Well, no, not at the moment.
Then, get it.
Instantly, my mother's money.
He has been deplatformed by the other wine merchants.
That's why he doesn't have our gold yet.
Stop giving Duris money.
Thuris?
How stupid can you get?
Stop giving him money.
He always pays me back.
After I threaten him?
Exactly.
Everybody benefits.
Thuris gets his money, I get my interest, and you have work.
Kefalonia is wonderful, is it not?
Okay, we're just gonna find him.
Where can I find Thuris?
And illuminate him to the primordial truth.
In a shot, you have Sammy overlooking the docks.
You know this, Alexios.
Will he be there?
You mistake me for the Pythia.
I couldn't possibly know.
He better have my money, Marcos.
I'd hate to have to sell our vineyard.
Of course he will.
Oh, after, there's another matter I want to discuss with you.
After.
Fine.
He wants to discuss the Persian question.
But think of it as interest, Marcus.
Everybody benefits.
Of course, my friend.
You shall have your pick.
Hello, horses.
I'm ready to choose a horse.
I will go with the middle one.
The horse in the middle looks the most glorious, it looks the most golden, so obviously I have to go with that.
I like this one.
I'm sure, Marcos.
Everybody benefits, especially you.
You've chosen the great Phobos.
The Great Phobos absolutely have your money from Duriz.
Ah, F therap.
There's plenty of money.
He's awfully talkative, these wine merchants.
Alright, we have a boxing match on our hands.
It will be high energy.
Okay, let's discuss this individual.
A bit dark, but he could definitely be an ancient Greek person.
With a tan, of course, but it's quite sunny over here, so we're gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.
So, anyway, hello, goats.
Oh, look, it is.
It is a mad cunt pondering the greatness of our horse here.
He's mild in hard, but we're not gonna talk to him now because we want to advance the storyline.
I could probably kill these animals to make a sort of epic garment, but that will be for later.
Anyway, what was I going to say?
I was going to say that I will make a video on Assassin's Creed origins and give my thoughts on that because I was, as I might have said in the last episode, I was quite impressed by the level of historical accuracy.
They could have gone done origins a lot more we with Kangs in its style, but it was quite quite nice game, actually.
And that's obviously why I decided to give this a She'll make good ransom Drachmi for the cyclopes.
No one's gonna buy me from you.
They're all poor.
They have um they've captured our endearing a little child there.
Right, crouch.
This tall grass will keep me hidden.
Let the rest of those malakas get away.
That was the only reasonable course of action to do that.
Press X to whistle.
Come at me, bruh.
Let's go, champ.
Let's go, champ.
Boom.
Nice judo throw there.
We're gonna loot him, obviously.
Got some drachmai.
Nice.
Let's see if we can actually sneak up like this.
There we are.
Absolutely sick helmet on this guy.
cool aesthetics for sure.
That's how it goes if you try to capture our kin.
Oh, look at that.
We have something fun to loot here.
Spartan buskins.
We will actually equip this immediately for optimal glory.
Aha, we're too noob for that at this moment.
We need to be level 2.
Hello, girl.
Come with me.
Come with me if you want to lift.
Are you alright?
It wasn't so bad.
Last time they put a cloth in my mouth so I'd stop biting.
Phoebe, just be careful.
You're alone now, since.
Since my parents died, I'm okay.
I've got you, and you've got me and Marcos.
We're your family, right?
You'll have to be stronger than that.
That That's good parenting right there.
I wish more Western fathers did that to their sons.
That's definitely how I will raise my sons.
And obviously, I will teach my daughter how to fight and defend herself as well.
Getting a bit of 300 vibes from this as well.
And good Spartan aesthetics on the father there, too.
That's enough, Nicolaus.
The sun's going down.
Time to eat, don't you think?
She's interfering with his martial education.
That's absolutely blasphemous.
I must object to this barbarism.
And what a fish she will be.
No, not her.
Take me instead, I'm tasty.
Yes, yes, you're all sweet as honey.
Now, come inside.
The lamb's turning black.
Yes, Pater.
Alexios, you are my greatest bride.
Remember that you will bring this family to glory too much.
You don't worry enough.
We'll be alright if we watch out for each other.
Which reminds me, the thug said you should watch your back.
What'd they say?
They said the Cyclops put a big bounty on you.
Talos the Stonefish wants you dead.
Talos, the Nord God.
Alright, I wanted to elaborate but I did not want to disrupt this fine cinematic.
I just need to tip my picklov yet again at this game.
That sin we just witnessed with a wholesome family sin.
A father teaching his son to fight a mother, a daughter.
Definitely a beautiful scene and not something I would expect to see in a Ubisoft game.
But here we are.
And that's Usi.
Very nice to see.
So, yeah, good.
I'm going to call Phobos.
Hello, mate.
Who's a good horse?
You are.
And yeah, we're gonna initiate a fight with this with this bustad who has been speaking ill of Leonidas of Sparta.
So, anyway, I was talking about a certain leather garment.
There was actually a K1 fighter, a black gentleman who had that when he fought in K1.
So K1 was the organization is now bankrupt.
They went under for some reason.
Just like Pride did, by the way.
So the Pride was an MMA or organization from Japan.
K1 was also Japanese.
Either way, the guy, the fighter, he fought in that sort of Roman leather loincloth.
Very epic indeed.
I don't know how the rule sets look for MMA etc. to wear this, but I'll definitely look into it.
Because obviously what we're trying to do with MMA etc. It's to take a perennial primordial thing, such as fighting.
Men have been fighting since the well since the dawn of time.
And we're taking that into our modern setting.
So traditionalism is not about being backwards, it's about adhering to certain perennial primordial principles, such as fighting is something that men do.
In this day and age, it's MMA.
If we can make a historic touch to that, an identitarian touch of a Roman legionnaire or a Roman gladiator, that's all the better.
That being said, let's uh collect this debt.
Hello, mate.
How are we today?
Hello, Therese.
Business looks good.
Tell Marcos to come down here himself.
If he wants his money.
Huh?
But I'm here now.
Let's go, champ.
Now Marcos says I owe him double because of interest.
I don't have it to spare.
Then you should not have borrowed a Zamani.
You should have thought of that when you borrowed Dragmi, Duris.
But my family...
It's hot.
And you're going to pay.
We both know it.
The question is, what do I break first?
You or your merchandise?
You tell Marcos I've paid enough already.
I won't bow to a mercenary or to someone foolish enough to borrow money from the Cyclops.
From the Cyclops?
That's how he bought his vineyard?
Look, I know you'd be dead without Marcos.
What with him taking you off the street as a kid?
But you know what he's doing is crazy.
Hmm, we have reached a dilemma.
But we need the Drachmei.
You need that to do fun things, such as to buy food, etc.
Aha.
Killing him.
But I don't really want to destroy his things either.
Because I don't like to destroy things.
There's one of these things in certain films which bothers me when there is wanton destruction.
It bothers my sense of order, I suppose.
I'm gonna talk to him again.
Okay, we have to do it.
I only do this.
I only do this to progress the story.
Now I feel bad.
Don't worry mate.
I will deal with the Cyclops and look at that aesthetics.
Fucking sick for silk.
Right, we're gonna return to Marcus.
Anyway, to conclude, I feel bad for breaking his wares.
Even though it's just a game, I still feel that was a bit heretical, but oh well, it had to be done.
Look at this temple.
Imagine if we had things like this today.
But we don't.
We live in a unspiritual world.
Hello, girl.
Oh, wait to die.
Perhaps it was a bit wrong of me to call her a girl.
She's a bit older.
My spear, help your priestess in her hour of need.
Your prayer is answered.
You called?
Oh, Alexius, you startled me.
Why are you looking for a champion?
I need someone worthy to win the spear of Kefalus.
I've been deciphering some of the sanctuary's stone carvings.
They say the spear was hidden in the caves beneath Kefalonia when the temple was built.
You could get it for me, couldn't you?
I can give you a reward.
That sounds epic.
Well, maybe you were sent by Kefalus.
How can I find it?
So, where is this spear?
Apparently, it's hidden deep in the caves beneath Kefalonia.
There's an entrance north of here.
Maybe you can try that way first.
That's not much to go on.
You have so little faith in the gods.
If Cephalus means for us to have the spear, you will find it.
I do have full faith in the gods that Ares will show us the way here.
I'm actually gonna track that and then we'll do that.
Or maybe I should actually follow this storyline.
Hmm.
Decisions, decisions.
Ah, we're just gonna find this spear.
sounds like a fun thing.
And meanwhile, trying to find this thing.
That's easier said than done.
There we are.
Finally.
Alright, yes, as I was saying, this will give me some time to elaborate on something.
Always a challenge when making Let's Plays that you don't know when you will be interrupted.
Anyway, I got back from the Temple of Iron a while back and I did four repetitions at 220 kg in the deadlift, followed by three repetitions on the same weight.
A glorious day indeed.
And now we're gonna jump in to this place.
Foi, now I get very excited to do something similar to this during the summer.
I just need to see if I can find somewhere like this in good old Sweden.
I doubt I'll find an epic spear though, but you never know.
I never know what is up.
Hold Silt Dive.
Alright, mate.
Let's try not to drown here.
Some good cardio.
We're getting in here.
Right, there we are.
And we have found some cool place here, Kefalonia Islands.
Noise.
We can loot something.
Iron metal.
Nice, so it might be a bit like Skyrim where you can forge things.
Whoop!
This guy has blasphemed against Zeus and he must die.
I had to do it.
I had to do it to him.
Aha, that was.
That was that.
This guy.
Come on, die then.
Now I have a fight on my hands.
This was not good.
Right, I managed anyway.
It did not go particularly well to assassinate this heretic, but Well now let's see.
I'm gonna try to get out from here, but how one might ask Perhaps I can climb up here doing some parkour.
It's also one of these things I've been wanting to do for ages now.
I try to make some cool cool video during the summer where I try to do parkour.
And I say try because I don't suppose that I will be particularly good at it considering I'm a bit too heavy for that.
Die, unbeliever.
Sounds like a female.
Ares, bless me for killing this.
This music.
There we are.
Nice.
I will escape and go back to the priestess so that she can admire my martial prowess.
And that way we have also appealed to the gods.
And that will have to be the episode for today.
And then next episode we can head back to Marcos.
Running out of time until the Cyclops comes for you, Malacca.
He wants his money.
He's looking juicy.
When he sails back to Cephalonia, he'll come and break you as soon as he talks, if you don't get it.
Now, let's be civil.
You can't hide behind your glories.
Our glory is Mars.
He'll kill you, the mercenary, and that little runt girl that hangs around.
Of course, not a problem.
I'll get the drachmi.
Good.
Or I'll come and watch the Cyclops feed you to his goats.
I can tell from this smile on your face, Duris has paid you your Drakmi.
Who's smiling?
I just heard where you got the Drakmi for the vineyard.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
We can get the money back, can't we?
I'm sure it's possible.
We can try, my friend.
We can try.
It'll take a lot of work.
And even then, I'm not sure.
We have no option but to try.
Then you'd better be willing to help.
I won't do all the dirty work.
I long for the old days.
Remember them?
They were simple.
You had nothing, young and alone.
And I had everything.
And I gave you the word.
Kefalonia in the palm of your hand.
I am getting the Witcher Trill fills from this music.
And that is a compliment because music in that game is absolutely divine.
And uh also speaking of the witch tree, I will make let's plays on that after I reach a hundred thousand subscribers if I do that.
Uh so um that was in response to a comment I saw from the last video hello mate.
How are we today?
Don't see fishes like you every day, huh?
Oh, you hungry?
How about we make a deal?
I do something for you.
You do a few things for me.
Everybody wins.
Best offer you're going to get.
Think about it.
A felon here.
Some gift.
You were nothing without Marcos.
And look how far we've come from an orphan on the streets to a mystios with a hovel.
Another Cyclops will take everything away.
I can't protect you from him forever.
He'll kill me too.
Oh, don't be scared of him.
Look at you.
How could I go up against him?
With what weapons?
A rusty spear?
A broken bow?
There you are.
Skauking around the temple won't save you from me, Marcos.
Drusilla, I was just talking about you.
You were?
I need that wood, Marcos.
These new balls will be the talk of the island.
I can't make anything with those bandit malakis stopping the wood shipments.
Of course you can.
Why, I was just feeling my friend Alexios in on the details.
He already has a plan to deal with these bandits.
I will be a bro here and say, you know me.
Always ready.
What did I tell you?
He will leave no stone unturned.
I don't care who does it, but someone better got those bandits.
Today I will do it.
I will be a white knight to this woman and I'm not sure if I can do it.
That will have to be a topic for another video.
White Knight question.
I usually only pay when the deed is done, but shit's moving out of snail space.
Follow me.
I will, but...
But I will actually have to.
So we don't get dragged into something else here.
I will have to end this fine episode right now.
But thank you for watching, and I'll see you in the next episode.
