I thought to elaborate on something, and that is that the only reasonable course of action at this moment in time is for me to make some sort of let's play, because the season of Christmas is fast approaching and during Christmas and New Year, you're supposed to spend time with your loved ones and your family, but not everyone has much of a family, so instead they can although admittedly, it's perhaps not the same thing,
but you can at least tune in and spend some time with me, metaphysically in, in this let's play.
So I thought to make a good few of these let's plays so that some people can find comfort in them over the next two weeks.
So yeah, I have played quite a bit of Assassin's Creed and, despite various heresies found within them, it's usually the good guys that are the bad guys in them.
So in Origins, for example, the Greeks are the bad guys, and that's obviously not the case.
But with that being said, I still think the Assassin's Creed series is.
They're good enough.
They are invoking a sense of beauty and identity, despite being created by obviously, people who are perhaps not my guys, so to speak.
But enough rambling, let's get into the game itself.
So this is the first time I play this particular game.
I have played the previous titles by myself, so not made in let's play of them.
So this is the first Assassin's Creed I make a let's play of, so let's get into the game.
I would have liked to have gone fishing with my son.
Our fate shall we have taken has led you to this moment.
Every drop of blood, sweat and tear, all of it has led to where you stand right now.
the Persians come to make slaves of us all I have a better idea I say we drench the gods with their bloods what say you spoilers For our sons!
For our tortoise!
I genuinely
got shivers of epicness watching that intro.
So yeah, the game intro stopped here, and I'm just gonna play continue.
And if I'm not as talkative during the following minutes, it's probably because I'm trying to get the hang of the game, but I will be more talkative in a bit.
So yeah, continue.
Absolute mad cunt, Leonidas.
I get true 300 kills whilst playing this.
Press 3.
Right, boom.
Absolutely glorious.
Yeah, I might say it before.
I'll say it again.
300.
The oh, sorry, mate.
The film 300 had a great impact on me when I saw it.
I was only 17 at the time.
So I perhaps didn't see some of the odd renuances of it, but I thought it was a high thumbs, really epic film.
So yeah, and obviously I saw Gerard Butler as Leonidas there and thought he had an epic physique, so then I thought I want to look like that.
And a few years later, a lot of hard work, a lot of hard, consistent work, and I did look like him.
We'll actually try to get somewhat shredded during the summer, as well, so I can regain some physical glory.
Right, so I can't really block yet, I suppose.
Maybe I need a shield for that, but I can at least dodge.
Whoop, I didn't dodge well enough there.
So yeah, as I said, the intro you saw absolutely, absolutely high thumb.
Very pleased with that intro.
You never know how an assassin's grid game might be, because you know they're as I said, the good guys are sometimes the bad guys, so I'm at least happy that we're playing as the as the heroes here not quite sure what the mission is,
perhaps just to kill this bustage seems to be perhaps the immortals Persian immortals.
Now obviously when I saw this Film 300 plus 17.
I had I didn't know as much of Persia as I do today, so now in my more enlightened state, I have a respect for Persia.
Obviously, Iran was quite a glorious nation for the Muslim takeover.
It was a great sin in the eyes of Persians to lie, and that is something I can definitely relate to.
So they were not allowed to lie.
Alright, we have progressed in the Persian madcunt.
I'll bring Xerxes your head.
Xerxes sends his sheep slaughter.
Come, Persian!
I will bring Xerxes your head, you insolent Spartan fool!
Come and get it!
He has his aesthetics on point, but now I will have to...
We'll have to focus so I don't die in this premier episode of Assassin's Crit.
There we are.
He had to pay for his crimes against Zeus.
Boom.
There we go.
This is Sparta achievement unlocked.
Epic.
Xerxes knows of the path behind the mountain.
Around it We are Spartans.
When are we not?
Spartans.
That word will mean nothing when Xerxes wipes your bloodline from the face of the world.
Today was a day the Persians will never forget.
Tomorrow is a day the world will remember.
Finally.
This is big, Layla.
Did you really think it's the spear?
This is the one.
The book was almost right on top of it.
I've never been so lucky in my life.
Okay, Satura.
Are you sure we can trust this thing?
I mean, the book could be just side of Victoria.
You're the boss, boss.
I'll prep it for you.
Okay, so worth noting?
I've made some changes since you're last in here.
There's no keeping up with the tech industry these days.
I can crank up the simulation to maximum sensory synchronization if you're up for it.
That is why we need alt tech.
And for the record, I was about to make an inappropriate joke when she commented about the spear there.
I'm sure many of you also thought of something witty to say, but I will refrain from such things.
Anyway, we will go with the hard because I can't be a noob.
I hope I don't say too much and perhaps I get absolutely wrecked here, but I'll try to bring my A game when it comes to the gaming during your time in the Animus.
Guided mode, a more traditional experience.
Alright, that sounds good.
If I decide to replay this sometime, I might go with exploration mode.
But before you go off, if this book is right, this spear, this story, it will change everything.
You're putting a lot of faith in a fairly unreliable source.
Historian or not, this guy wrote about magical objects and the will of the gods.
He's not Homer.
Erodotos was the first recorded historian, so there's a lot more truth in that text than you think.
I mean, what better way is there of finding Isu artifacts than by trusting in the guy who claimed to meet an actual descendant?
I know, but I need you to trust me.
You could be right.
This spear, this book, it could all be crap.
But something tells me it isn't, and I'm certainly not gonna let Abstergo find out first.
You're right.
We haven't got much to lose anyway.
There's just one small problem.
What is it?
This manuscript is in rough condition, to say the least.
The DNA found on the spear has identified two different individuals.
You're gonna have to pick which strand of DNA to pursue.
The choice is yours.
Cassandra, that's uh that's a beautiful female.
Um Alexios.
He looks like a mad cunt.
Like his hair and his bird.
We're obviously going to go with Alexios.
Indeed.
Yes, Alexios.
Cool name, too.
No pressure or anything, but we're all depending on you.
Abstergo isn't gonna win this time.
If what the book says is true and we do actually find the artifact, the assassins will finally have a chance to rise again.
You can do it.
Oh, and Victoria, read the book.
It holds the secrets I won't be able to find on my own when I'm in there.
Aye, aye, Captain.
Alright, yeah, they mentioned the will of the gods, and I actually know the will of the gods.
It's that you must train in the Temple of Iron at least four times a week.
Focus on the heavy basic compound movement, so deadlifts, squats, push press, bench press, rose, and focus on progression.
And you will see great gains and some health gains as well.
Ah, look at that.
Ancient Hellas.
The cradle of Western civilization.
Absolutely glorious in the correct sense of the word.
And I think this might actually be our legal that we can scout the terrain with, but I'm not certain.
We're about to see some wolves there as well.
I actually have a Dacian wolf spirituality video coming out soon, too.
Where I read from a book.
A book I'm currently reading on Dacia.
So almost the same time period as here.
Well, a few years later, though, because it's about the Dacia during the Roman times mostly.
But yeah, there is Alexios.
He has been mewing.
Looking at his jaw gains.
Get down here.
And now, this is about to be a fight of the ages.
Hola mate!
Go on, bruv.
Alright, let's go, champ.
Alright, I had to teach me.
Tell him to lock targets.
Alright, come at me then, Brew.
I'm trying to fight her.
There we are.
Now let's see if I can illuminate these bustards to the primordial truth.
I could.
Now they have learned their lesson.
He looks like Geralt of Rivia's Greek cousin.
Speaking of which, I need to get up to 100,000 subscribers before I make a let's play on the Witcher.
That will be a holy moment, to be sure.
The Cyclops, he is spreading anti-Greek sentiments.
Perhaps he's an agent of the Persians.
Do you think Zeus will bless me with an eagle like he blessed you, Alexios?
Maybe you could ask him for me.
Only if you're a virtuous.
I will ask, Zeus, for you, but only if you are a virtuous woman and do not participate in degeneracy and decadence, and you shall not become a feminist.
I try to put in a good word for you.
Finally.
So, what are you doing here?
Oh, I almost forgot.
Marcus is looking for you.
That weasel.
He wants you to meet him at his new house.
It'll be nice to see what kind of weasel we're talking about.
How long has Marcus had a vineyard?
Since when has he had the vineyard?
Yesterday, I think so Marcos, who owes me Dracmi, is buying vineyards.
With what money?
i don't know all right we're on the road to sammy can i find marcus's new beautiful estate you know the statue of zeus on mount aynos itself that's one aesthetic statue Alright, Nate.
I'll go and find him.
Well, I guess I owe Marcos a little visit.
Thank you, Phoebe.
I'll go tell Marcos you're coming.
endearing little child.
Choices.
The choices you make will have impacts both seen and unseen.
Consider your options carefully, as some affect the story and are permanent.
Alright, mate.
That is noted.
You're dead.
They have blasphemed against Zeus and must pay the price.
That's how it goes.
I wonder if I can loot them.
Right, I will have to go up top to get dressed.
But before I do so, I will take my leave for this episode so it doesn't get too long.
But yeah, hopefully you have somewhat enjoyed this episode and hopefully soothing voice of mine.
