The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Looks Like Meat's Back on the Menu, Boys! Gains FVCKING Kitchen
Aired: 2017-09-22
Duration: 03:09


=== Buy Local, Spinach Glorious (03:08) ===

[00:00:00]  Looks like meat is packed on the menu, boys!
[00:00:12]  Greetings lads, welcome back to Gaines' Fucking Kitchen.
[00:00:17]  Today I want to elaborate on a few things.
[00:00:20]  First and foremost, I just want to say that I'm not perfect.
[00:00:27]  See?
[00:00:28]  I totally was gonna work on being more humble.
[00:00:31]  My levels of humility are off the charts.
[00:00:34]  I truly amazed myself in this progress.
[00:00:39]  Voi, hair looking divine today.
[00:00:41]  I'm also rocking the Celots Delight, released yesterday, already sold out.
[00:00:47]  But don't worry, it will be back in stock eventually.
[00:00:51]  Now, I also want to say that I've felt fucking great as of late, so you can be happy for me.
[00:00:55]  It's truly amazing.
[00:00:57]  So yeah, I'm feeling good, feeling alive, feeling alive inside as well after being dead for a long time.
[00:01:05]  So back from the dead, the glorious return can be a title for something epic.
[00:01:13]  Moreover, I know, I have it on good authority that the elves of Nagaroth has become a bit jellynite.
[00:01:20]  So they're gonna send some assassins to illuminate me because I have decided to renounce temporarily, mind you, renounce my elvendom by saving out the beard of wisdom.
[00:01:34]  But you know, you need the extra thumos because the beard gives you 10 plus in thumos for all loyal legionnaires who adheres to my teachings.
[00:01:42]  Anyway, meat is back on the menu boys.
[00:01:46]  I want to give a special mention to Rob Green in Goodall America and I will honor you by utilizing this seasoning for my meal today.
[00:01:56]  And Rob has had his house basically wrecked by the catastrophe in the south of the US.
[00:02:06]  But I'm happy that you are safe and sound at least Rob.
[00:02:09]  That is the most important part.
[00:02:11]  Anyway, a lot of juicy pale orcs ask how can you be a good nationalist?
[00:02:15]  How can you revolt against globalism and against the modern world etc.
[00:02:21]  The best way you can do this is by supporting your local economy, supporting your local farmers.
[00:02:29]  So right here we have in all actuality some ultra-Aryan Swedish meat of testosterone.
[00:02:38]  So that is what you can do.
[00:02:39]  Buy local, buy from your local farmers.
[00:02:43]  That is absolutely the best thing you can do if you want to support your nation as it were.
[00:02:48]  Always support the local community.
[00:02:52]  Now also speaking of elves, I have some glorious spinach.
[00:02:59]  Always eat spinach, it's good for you.
[00:03:03]  And I'm gonna fry this fine meal in some also ultra-Aryan Swedish butter of testosterone.