Gains FVCKING Kitchen. Greatest Meal of All Time. Feat Teddy and RobertFrank615
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June 6, 2017 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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| This is Robert Frank615 and you're watching Gaines Kitchen, the juiciest fucking show on YouTube! | |
| Here's your host, the Golden One, the Glorious Lion! | |
| Let's bruh! | |
| Ask yourself, how is it that mighty gods die, yet the Golden One stands incorruptible? | |
| Greetings true friends and welcome back to Gaines fucking kitchen! | |
| Massive shout out to my man Robert Frank615. | |
| He and I have actually been milling each other's gains and levels of testosterone for a good few years now. | |
| And I said to him, I want to increase the levels of testosterone of my valiant subscribers. | |
| And he said, I fucking hate people who don't even lift. | |
| And I said, yeah, me too. | |
| So then we came up with this plan. | |
| Our logic is undeniable. | |
| Now also, I have greetings. | |
| What he want to ask you lads, is, how is the training going? | |
| Are you ready to retake? | |
| Constantinople is Teddy's main concern in all actuality. | |
| Then he also wants to say that there is, there are plenty of trees in the forest which guys who blaspheme against my teachings by fapping to porn can hang from. | |
| So if you still do that, so you still fab to porn, stop doing that. | |
| That is what Teddy want, say today. | |
| So anyway, i've drunk a lot of coffee today. | |
| You might or may not discern as much from my um from the way I conduct myself in this video. | |
| Uh, feels fucking awesome, feel fire. | |
| I haven't been making a gains kitchen for a while because you know I didn't have that. | |
| You know fucking fire inside of me. | |
| But now it's back. | |
| So now I thought to show the best recipe of all time. | |
| I didn't just want to make a great recipe, I wanted to make greatest recipe of all time and they said it can't be done. | |
| You're nothing but huge muscles and you have this weird, crazy accent. | |
| But you know, I never listened to the naysayers, I listened to the voice inside that said it can be done. | |
| That was my Arnold impersonation, fucking massive, fucking sick music. | |
| Even so yeah anyway, i'm gonna stop rambling and i'm gonna start actually providing some good uh, good content, some good information, some good wisdom for you to participate in. | |
| But before I do that, my hair is probably the best hair of all time, like it is my only redeeming quality. | |
| Uh, but good god, isn't it glorious? | |
| And I have the glasses on to represent Chad nationalism. | |
| Fucking glorious in all actuality. | |
| So anyway, some Swedish butter of testosterone, some pepper of testosterone, some salt of testosterone, some spinach of wisdom. | |
| Lastly, some locally produced Swedish eggs. | |
| Now, if you want to be a Nationalist, the most nationalist thing you can do is to buy locally produced food, basically. | |
| Support your local community. | |
| That is revolting against the modern world. | |
| Or if you produce your own things. | |
| I personally, I can't wait until I get a property on the countryside and then I'll have a huge vegetable garden where my cutie pie waifu can harvest glorious things. | |
| That sounds like a good plan, doesn't it? | |
| Fucking energy levels of the gods. | |
| I'm gonna make this right now and it's very easy. | |
| It's just throw everything into the frying pan and you make an omelette. | |
| So I'm gonna show how it looks when it's done. | |
| Be right back. | |
| Teddy wants to point out the fact that women who do not squat in the Temple of Iron that is the pinnacle of barbarism and heresy. | |
| So anyway, the meal of wisdom is done and it looks like the following. | |
| And who am I? | |
| That's a secret I'll never tell. | |
| Excellent. |
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