The Golden One - Marcus Follin - God Jul, Merry Yule and Merry Christmas! The Hair Question. Which Haircut is most Glorious?
Aired: 2016-12-24
Duration: 03:57


=== The Most Glorious Haircut (03:54) ===

[00:00:03]  Greetings You have been visited by the Juvel Bok of glory.
[00:00:09]  Glory will come to you, but only if you had heard my teachings.
[00:00:14]  I want to wish everyone a good jewell, a merry juvle and a merry Christmas.
[00:00:23]  Fucking juicy.
[00:00:24]  I want to show you a Christmas present I got from one of the truest friends and one of the most valiant and testosteroneous men I know.
[00:00:33]  thank you william it's an excruciatingly glorious hammer of thor which will grant me additional testosterone
[00:00:48]  Now I thought to elaborate a bit on the topic at hand which you see in the title which is the most glorious haircut and I want to elaborate on something first and I'm not perfect but I do try my best at least to do what I can for the metaphysical crusade for modern Europe and the best I can do is to provide a good example and to serve as a guiding light in a city of degeneracy to quote fashionation.
[00:01:15]  So that is what I'm trying to do.
[00:01:16]  Other people can do very good things as well but that is at least what I try to do and I do try to not see myself as an individual.
[00:01:24]  I see myself as just one part of something greater.
[00:01:28]  So if I don't wanna go to the gym I don't care if I don't wanna do that because I do it to you know keep providing that good example because that is what I can do.
[00:01:38]  So I try to embody everything I say.
[00:01:42]  I try to show with action what I want you to do.
[00:01:46]  And there is one notable exception obviously which is the hair because I'd say that for most of you I recommend that you go with a fashy haircut.
[00:01:56]  An SS haircut that looks you know disciplined and you know crisp and clean as it were.
[00:02:01]  And now some of you might say oh but you know I'm bald or I have really thin hair.
[00:02:05]  That's no problem at all.
[00:02:07]  You can just shave your head or go with the kind of Jason Statham look.
[00:02:11]  And don't despair because you know this a lot of women find is really attractive as well.
[00:02:17]  And Jason Statham obviously popular with the ladies, popular with the guys.
[00:02:20]  And I'm not saying popular with the guys in the gay sense but in rather that you know a lot of guys admire him.
[00:02:26]  So that is the kind of look you can go for if you if you're bald.
[00:02:30]  But for everyone else I suggest that you go with this crisp clean fashy haircut that is you know signals discipline and testosterone to everyone who is looking at it.
[00:02:43]  So that is my recommended haircut and then you ask why do I have long hair then if I recommend something else.
[00:02:48]  I've talked about this before most of my the gold aesthetics I've always aimed for is you know a long-haired guy that is juicy and looks glorious and heroic.
[00:02:58]  So I always went with a more archaic and medieval type of hero instead of the you know more disciplined soldier look.
[00:03:06]  That is down to my personal preference and now I love my hair so much, it's so glorious.
[00:03:12]  So I'll keep having it.
[00:03:13]  I might cut it in a few years, I don't know, I haven't decided yet, but that it is at least why I have long hair because that is what I modelled my aesthetics on in the first place.
[00:03:24]  But for most of you I recommend a fashy haircut.
[00:03:28]  So basically you can either have a shaven head or Jason Statum kind of aesthetics or go with a fashion haircut.
[00:03:36]  Or if you for some reason want to have long hair just stick with it so you get to that point where it becomes long enough to not be just messy.
[00:03:45]  So I hope that brought some insights into my thinking.
[00:03:52]  And who am I?
[00:03:54]  I'm the glorious Viking of optimal juiciness.