I know that it's been quite some time since we grazed these fair lands But yeah, I thought to at least bring a close to this glorious campaign so I'm gonna do this ninth episode and then obviously our tenth episode to get it to Nice clean number ten.
So yeah, I don't really even remember where we was last time but I have made some sickening land gains in all actuality.
So we're here with our king Aurelio laying siege of Cordoba which obviously will fall to our noble troops.
Have a little rebellion here.
General Abul Aqasim is his name actually.
And here we have Al-Muhudir is his name.
I might butcher the names.
I'm not really that good at in Arabic actually, but it is what it is.
Valentia.
Actually also a war target.
Now what happened here was there was little rebellion.
So I'm just gonna do like this.
But dumb and take that back.
And yeah, I just wanted to talk to you.
I just wanted to make this video to make a video basically.
I didn't have any special kind of battle I wanted to take but I just wanted to update you.
Holy god, that's expensive to repair.
Just you know update on the campaign and bring it to a satisfactory conclusion.
We have some Arabs here that we need to kill.
Hello.
For God himself.
Here is a little settlement we can build also.
And yeah obviously we're gonna just out resolve that and we can actually send this.
Oh lord look at the public order there.
We're not gonna send those up just yet.
I can send this little spy here and see what the crack is in all actuality.
Pamplona Saragossa and Tudela must obviously obviously fall to our valiant crusaders So yeah, I uploaded the little the little video log as it were from Lisbon.
I hope you all enjoyed that.
I, I didn't want to film all too much.
I only filmed one of the days because I wanted some vacation as well, as it were and, you know, not having to think about talking all too much, and I think that's.
I watch some other YouTube guys also, when they make this kind of travel vide logs, that they're quite short but they pack much like scenes into the video and then they have music and then, you know, make it a fine piece of art instead of just talking through it because, after all, I can talk when I'm here in my little room office, as it were, and then when I'm actually out and about, I can film a bit more like that.
So I hope you agree with that, with that choice right there, and then, actually in about three weeks, my girl and I are going here to Barcelona for just a few days for some exploration etc.
So that will be really good.
Speaking of which, I'm actually gonna send up this army right here to take.
Oh, look at that, we might have a battle on our hands.
Yeah, we will most probably gonna recruit some lads.
Probably have a battle there that'll probably charge us.
Other than that, I suppose we can take the turn.
Oh look, I have to kill this particular bustad.
Let's, let's do like that.
And Cadiz can be a fun thing to take.
We're gonna do like that and level this guy a bit.
And what more can we do?
We can actually recruit some more units up here in case they don't actually attack us.
Gonna go with some G Knight.
It's a great and glorious thing to die for Roman.
yeah let's take the turn right there so yeah I think it was ah there they come there they are I don't know if we can actually take this battle.
I'll have to think about it for a moment.
All right yes, why?
Why not?
Let's do it?
Because if I flee and manage to win, the units I just recruited will not be recruited.
But if I win now and they stand their ground, the units will actually be recruited.
So that is why I want to take this battle and hopefully we can halt them there in the little crossing here.
So that's exactly what we're gonna do.
So these spearmen, these valiant men of Europe will stand right there.
Then we're just gonna unleash hell like that, and then we have God.
Give us strength god I, I love it, absolutely love it.
so there we are and a few cavalry units there and okay one of you will actually go to this flank and general hide behind there let's start the battle true friends and see what the crack is
Heaven can wait and they can actually feel very welcome to come over to us.
And if they want to box with me because they can stand there as long as they want, because they are the aggressors, or I mean, they can stand there as long as they want it only serves our interests, because if the timer goes out, we win or it becomes a draw.
All right, let us gauge the range here.
Yeah, they're soon in.
Range Can go forward a bit boom.
Yep, that's exactly how it goes, you foolish infidels.
They're so silly sometimes.
Come on, and unleash hell for the love of God.
God, we are quite outnumbered.
Highly blasphemous.
Gonna get a cool thumbnail here.
Ah, beautiful.
That, if anything, true friends, is awesome.
Come on.
Fuck, damn you.
Could be cool if we could get your general somehow.
Ah, this is not particularly nice.
They stand run.
And what are you guys doing?
You're not supposed to be in close combat even.
Extremely silly of them.
And now our general is out on Thin Ice.
I usually don't like uploading a video where I lose a battle, but...
But I'm gonna keep it honest with you instead then.
And if I lose, I lose.
That's fine.
You can't always win.
Come on, get your general now.
Yes.
Yes.
Get him.
Get him, boys.
Ah, nice.
Ah, beautiful.
Their general is running.
God, there are so many battles where I just wished I had like one heavy cavalry unit extra.
Oh, fuck. Oh, jeb bush. Oh.
That's a reference to you can't stomp the Trump.
Ah, okay.
Close, close battle.
Yeah, the reference was actually when Donald Trump is imitating Jeb Bush and he says, Jeb Bush.
And then makes like a sign of sleeping on his hands.
Extremely hilarious because Jebush had so low energy.
Okay, cool.
Close battle.
Unfortunately, we lost there.
And why not try again?
Would be quite cool if we could snipe down the general and save the day.
What do we have to work with here then?
Can actually just hide in this shrubbery.
And when I say shrubbery, that's a reference to Monte Python's the Holy Grail.
Which I've talked about before in I suppose what is now numerous videos.
Hello lads.
Whoop, there they are.
Hello.
I suppose one volley would be enough there.
No.
Perhaps they just want to lure us out into the open.
Oh lord, here they come.
They were more than I anticipated.
God give us strength.
Okay, yeah, it was maybe a bit a waste of time to actually take this battle.
I'm just gonna try to get their general somehow, but it might be hard since they out cavalry us.
Let's see if we can catch these horsemen with our spearmen.
Could be a fun thing to do.
Alright, let's see if we can do this then.
Hello.
Boom!
Exactly how it goes if you defy the gloriousness of Christ himself for the good lord.
One.
Oof.
Fucking beautes.
But okay, cool.
Didn't win the battle, but we managed to kill their general at least.
So I suppose...
It's something.
It's something.
Alright, I'm not saying that it's anyone in particular's fault that we lost that battle, but...
But somehow, I feel like blaming someone.
No, I don't really.
Blaming Odrus is not particularly glorious at all.
But then obviously you can always explain certain things via the actions of Odrus, but you should always accept responsibility yourself for what is being done to you.
God, I love all of these different signs they have.
Absolutely love it.
It brings joy to my life.
By the flame, I will have my lord's torturers prepare special executions.
How dare you talk to me?
Okay.
Okay, I will actually behead you because you have insulted me.
duty calls Who's the who has the most test testosterone?
Doesn't really matter with this guy let's Let's pay that cunt off.
Oh, how quaint.
Not really all too concerned with this little garrison flit here.
Let us instead, true friends, take this little Cordoba.
Boom.
Boom.
It has now become OUR city.
Occupy you.
Nice.
Hello, the justices of Allah.
Can we take Cadiz, maybe?
That could be a fun thing, actually.
Ah!
Beaut.
Liberate.
Emirate.
No, that sounds real.
That doesn't sound very European at all.
Occupy you instead.
Fun thing for those who are listening or otherwise partaking in this.
I mean, for those who are watching or otherwise partaking in this glorious video.
I know that many of you probably are just listening to it, like some sort of a podcast.
Fun thing.
When I say beaut, that's obviously instead of beautiful.
Then you can always call what I do.
I call my beloved girlfriend George sometimes.
And George obviously means gorgeous.
Extremely fun, actually.
No, not really.
Always a bit of trivia.
Good god, we have to repair this city.
Oh well.
I think I might actually leave.
How can I assist you?
Leave this episode right here.
You can only dream of retaking this settlement.
That much I can tell you because now we have all of this fucking sick cunts coming in.
Oh, we're gonna have another rebellion there.
But I suppose that's fine.
Alright, cool.
So this, I think, would be the last, second last episode.
And in the next one, I'm just going to round these territories up.
Maybe take Jaen, Almeria, and Cartagena, and these ones.
