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May 29, 2015 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Total War: Battle of Adrianople 378

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Greetings, proud men of the north!
Welcome back to the historical battle section of Attila.
And today we're gonna embrace our barbarian mode.
That's why I'm having my beard still.
And we're gonna go with the glorious battle of Adrianople.
And when I shave, which I will do in maybe a week or two, by god, I will miss the beard though.
I will miss the beard indeed.
I like it.
But for the summer, I need a close.
A nice close shave.
But either way, I thought to game a bit as our illustrious barbarian forefathers, the Visigoths, in this episode.
And then when I shaved, I can be a Roman legionnaire again.
But then, as I said, like during the autumn, the beard will be back.
With all that said, let's get into the battle.
In AD 376, the Goths settled within the Empire on the approval of the Eastern Emperor of Valens.
After facing many hardships under dishonest Roman rule, the Goths felt that they had no choice but to revolt.
Two years later, Emperor Valens marched towards Adrianople in an attempt to subdue them.
Okay, a lot can be said about this very interesting story overall, I'd say.
we're gonna go with hard difficulty which is my standard in in these battles and as you can see they are outnumbering us initially at least And yeah, as I said, a lot can be said about this story in particular.
The Visigoths and the Goths are being pushed away by the Huns from their initial territories in the east and then also due to climate change.
Let's not forget the climate change forced them to migrate south to be able to sustain themselves.
The Emperor Valens is personally leading a Roman army towards Adrianople in an effort to crush the Goths.
Outnumbered, the Goths are encamped on top of a hill.
Despite marching all day, the Romans have numerical superiority and move to attack.
Yet unknown to the Romans, the Gothic cavalry is not far away.
Our true friends are coming to the rescue, in all actuality.
Alright, so the objective is quite clear.
Raise a cheer.
So what is going on right here, right now, is...
What the crack is, in all actuality, true friends, is the following.
I'm gonna hold this hilltop until the Romans I mean until our Gothic allies are coming our cavalry force are coming to the rescue.
So I'm just gonna play it very defensively.
Try to hold on to our little camp here.
And the Romans are advancing slowly.
Let's look at a general.
There they are.
Fucking juicy.
That's what he is.
Love it.
Love it.
Okay, so.
We have some pikemen here going to defend this little skirmishers.
And I'm gonna put them in skirmish mode as well.
I mean loose spacing mode, of course.
Is what I'll do so that they are less vulnerable to missiles and you see there is their general which is obviously our target.
I have I am in no need to stress this battle.
The longer I can hold out the better.
So I will just keep it cool.
I'm gonna hide this.
see the little tree symbol is that they're hidden so I'm gonna hide them there so let us just try to hold this little hilltop We can have a look at the battlefield as it were also.
And the skirmishing has begun.
Germanic Pikeman, highly glorious inside there and obviously, as we saw, our general and we have broken them, so we can switch the focus of the arrows.
Slingshots to okay, I'm not I'm not gonna advance very much keeping my eye out for these scout equities so they don't get around us in any mischievous way.
And I actually thought about making a let's play campaign with either the Visigoths or the Ostrogoths just get that initial episode where I can talk a bit about the story of the Gothic people, etc.
And obviously it would be just you know fun for me to play.
But I suppose it's better that they do these one-off videos instead.
Our hidden units have been discovered where I come on and are they actually going in there?
Oh yes, come on, come on.
Ah look at that.
Sickening.
That's...glorious.
Ehm...
Ah, fuck.
Ehm...
I got distracted by being killed.
why I lost my focus there.
Yeah, because I realize that most people don't It's better if I stick to one campaign, which obviously will be the Western Roman Empire.
Which will be released soon enough.
But I wanna wait until I shave.
Then I become a Romanized barbarian.
I'm still a barbarian at heart, though.
Okay.
Get at them boys, and I want to keep the general as far away from this huge horde of enemies as possible.
I'm gonna retreat with you.
Okay, so our general is out on wait and why aren't they breaking though?
Fucked them to break here and you see, the enemy is going for our general.
I'm gonna try to run away with him and not run away as in as in flea, but tactical withdrawal gonna hide you up there.
Berserk mode, come on, get out of boys.
And here we have the the story of the day.
Quothic barbarians against Romans warband okay there is the general cavalry
God okay they, that is a heavy, heavy unit indeed, no question about that at all gonna engage you and advance with you.
And now, and where is our cavalry?
God, all right let's uh, let's defeat those combatantis spheres.
And here we are boom, it's a bloody battle indeed.
True friends can't really see much but um, due to the little forest.
Alright then, alright cool they've broken these guys and this always hurts when you turn the back towards the enemy, always a blasphemous thing.
I'm gonna surround these guys and kill them for their insolent.
They are but dogs and I'm the master.
That's, uh, that's exactly what I want to say to them.
okay oh father oh look at that yes all right where were we yes we were gonna admire the rear charge of our general
Ah great, they are um they are breaking off right there and now let's engage these guys
and this war band is not okay where oh good they are quite close already see if we can utilize some of them to at least divert the forces and then I want to get in the mix right there in all actuality is what I want to do
Tracia warriors and now Nobles, where will you stand stand there perhaps?
I don't want to engage this force at all.
Actually, I just want to get behind in the main battle now then.
Come on, get out of bustage.
How dare they mistreat us like this cohorts?
Okay, all right, and quickly.
Now don't have the time to not advance quickly.
Need to get around.
Oh god, you were not supposed to be standing there.
How silly of them.
How silly indeed.
Try to break those guys.
Okay, cool.
Now then.
and there is the general hello general how are we today he's the only medium cavalry how uh how silly of him to be so so weak and no I don't want to be captured here on the he's gonna try to run away with you
Okay, I must try to get the general, I think that's the only hope we have, right now at least.
Alright, come on then, last attempt to victory in this blasphemous battle.
And there is the general, come on then, 38, oh fuck, the general is broken.
come on and hurry up hurry up you proud sons of the old father need to get in the battle and have their enemy general is that Emperor Valence Wonderful, absolutely brilliant.
Now, we might stand the chance.
I don't don't really want to say anything yet because they are still outnumbering us.
If we look at it, okay, they still have a lot, almost double our forces.
So, I don't suppose that we will win either way because our general has fled the bleeding coward.
But we'll try to win this either way, true friends.
Because this is life or death for the gothic people.
And why aren't you running away?
Oh!
No!
Oh, fuck!
What so fucking stupid!
What did I do?
Foggy mount, no.
On them.
I am.
Messed up there and You get in the mix get in the battle proud sons This is one of the most tight battles I've ever fought, actually.
Which means that we'll have to be extra careful with what we do.
And if I'm not that talkative, it's because I'm trying to, desperately trying to win this battle.
Oh, glory to the Old Father!
Come on and crush them then, for God's sake.
And we have ah, Protectoratis Dumistisi left.
So we don't really have anything to this is all we got.
God, what I would have given for another unit of anything, really.
But we have the.
Oh, don't run then.
God! We're almost winning this and they... and they run.
And they run.
And look at this battle.
Look at this battle, true friends.
This is one bloody battle right there.
And coming in the rear there, should do the.
Get the job done, I hope uh, without losing too many of our own.
But uh, these guys will probably be too much to um to deal with.
In all actuality.
Because we have medium melee cavalry.
And they are very light.
Very light.
Okay.
Hmm.
Let's.
uh, let's try to get a cool uh, cool charger.
Let's admire the enemy.
are not to be trifled with that diamond all right then true friends hope they don't Okay, they managed to turn around.
Yes, come on now.
And this uh oh god no wonderful, absolutely wonderful, thank you for that.
Based cavalry oh, and battle okay, if I wasn't that talkative during the end of the battle, I just I really wanted to uh, to win this.
So let's look a bit at the battle statistics at least.
Did we have 177 uh 232 okay, so it was our cavalry who did look at that.
171, oh there 284 okay, cool.
So um, don't know how much you learned about history in this particular episode, but if you can talk a bit about um, about the um, the relation between the Gothic people and the uh, the Romans, I will probably talk a bit about this if I start a Gothic campaign, but if you look at the.
Obviously the Goths are from uh.
It's a Germanic tribe from Scandinavia, hence the name Gothic.
Uh, they wandered down from, from my beloved Sweden and Scandinavia, down here and uh, you know, raided the Roman Empire and settled um along the fertile coasts of the Black Sea.
But then the climate change came and the huns came, so they couldn't really stay here, which is why they pushed on down to uh into the Roman Empire and obviously, as with any, you know when, when two different peoples are in the same region, conflict will arise, as we saw here.
So yeah, that was the little history lesson.
I hope you have enjoyed the video.
Um and uh.
Yeah, it was really nice to win that battle because it was really a really tight one.
Um so yeah, And who am I?
I'm the proud son of the old father.
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