The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Testosterone Levels Test Results are in (read it and despair Heretics)
Aired: 2015-05-20
Duration: 01:27


=== Glorious Golden Lion (01:14) ===

[00:00:12]  Greetings students.
[00:00:14]  I will ask you a question.
[00:00:16]  How is it that mighty gods die, yet the golden one stands incorruptible?
[00:00:21]  And I'm actually gonna answer for you.
[00:00:25]  I, the golden lion of Mother Europe, I cannot be corrupted.
[00:00:30]  And I have a little message to all haters, heretics, unbelievers.
[00:00:36]  The truth will hurt.
[00:00:46]  I have never been bigger or stronger than I am right now.
[00:00:49]  Got this test back now, today.
[00:00:52]  Took it two weeks back.
[00:00:54]  So, I hate to break it to you, but luck has nothing to do with it.
[00:00:58]  My testosterone levels are normal.
[00:01:00]  Might be hard for some people to accept, but that's just the way it is.
[00:01:05]  Let's instead focus on the positive sides of it and admire, take a moment to admire how glorious I am.
[00:01:13]  In addition to you doing that, also some demigods and guards will do it.
[00:01:22]  That's fucking glorious.
[00:01:24]  Feels rather good, man.
[00:01:26]  Who am I?