The Golden One - Marcus Follin - The Museum Visit
Aired: 2015-03-28
Duration: 04:05


=== Ancient Physiques Revealed (02:13) ===

[00:00:04]  Greetings students.
[00:00:06]  Juicy.
[00:00:07]  I'm with my main crew.
[00:00:09]  We're actually supposed to go to the Game of Thrones exhibition, but the queue was longer than the wait for something.
[00:00:21]  I don't know what.
[00:00:22]  Anyway, so I thought we had statue of Alexander, but it was not.
[00:00:30]  It was in all actuality Apollon Greek god.
[00:00:39]  So we're having a look here at ancient physiques, comparing them to the modern ones.
[00:00:45]  So here we have Hercules doing battle with the Amazons and the Amazons obviously were female warriors, daughters of Ares.
[00:01:09]  And if you followed my Let's Plays, if you're a true friend, then you will have seen me getting beat up by Amazons as well, the riders of the steppes in all actuality.
[00:01:21]  So here we have greetings, Nettie-Pete.
[00:01:26]  Yo.
[00:01:29]  We have this guy, he isn't that shredded, but that's basically my level of fat percentage now as well.
[00:01:34]  Perhaps 15, 13, something like that.
[00:01:37]  You know, slightly ants, but not quite.
[00:01:42]  Go for it.
[00:01:43]  How's that?
[00:01:46]  Sick.
[00:01:58]  Admire how glorious this fair maiden is.
[00:02:01]  Would you marry her and treat her kindly?
[00:02:03]  Comment below.
[00:02:07]  I'm saving my facial hair now as well.
[00:02:10]  Don't know if you can see it, it's quite light.
[00:02:13]  Not quite a beard, but I'm getting there.

=== Rats, Cats, and Grain Protection (01:47) ===

[00:02:18]  The Egyptian civilization got its strength from the very fertile Nile River.
[00:02:26]  The Nile River would flood every year, leaving the ground very, very fertile.
[00:02:34]  So they could build their civilization with, you know, not everyone working the land.
[00:02:40]  Not everyone was preoccupied with gathering food.
[00:02:45]  So they could have a class of priests, a pharaoh and an army.
[00:02:51]  Also, everyone wasn't preoccupied with gathering food because it was so fertile.
[00:02:58]  And if you're wondering why cats are so holy in Egyptian mythology, it is because when you have a lot of grain stores, rats are a large problem.
[00:03:10]  You know, you get rats and there are some glorious cats, as it were.
[00:03:14]  Then cats are really good to get rid of the vermin.
[00:03:19]  And also snakes are prevalent in Egyptian mythology just because they are the natural enemies of rats.
[00:03:25]  And rats destroy grains, so then you worship the animals that can take away the vermin and protect the grain.
[00:03:33]  So that is why cats have a prominent role in Egyptian mythology to keep the grain safe as it were.
[00:03:45]  And now we'll get a little glimpse of the very own true friend kitten of coddliness, courtesy of my main man Covobra.
[00:03:54]  XXO Boom Greetings little kitten.
[00:04:03]  You are so cute and cobbly.