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| Greetings, true friends and proud sons of Skyrim. | |
| Thou art all very welcome. | |
| Back to the beautiful look. | |
| This is a proper winter's day in good old Solstheim. | |
| So we last episode was a shorter one and we just went into the realm of madness, and now we're gonna talk to this true friend. | |
| Greetings, true friend. | |
| What's the track? | |
| I spoke to Hermelus Mora, Hermaeus Mora, OLD Herald. | |
| so he is the source of Mirak's power indeed he is he explained it explained everything to us many tales of hermamora trying to trick us into giving up our secrets to him and now he comes again for what we have long kept from him | |
| He said it's the only way he'll teach me the final word of Mirak's shout. | |
| Perhaps the shout is GAINS! | |
| Like Robert Frank 615. | |
| That's a true friend right there. | |
| It's a cool YouTube channel. | |
| I can face him, I can knock him the fuck out the stones. | |
| The oneness of the land is disrupted and our connection to the all maker is broken. | |
| As I said, I can um, i'll do that for you, and then I will knock Mirak out and I will think on what's the me to decide if it is necessary or just another of Hermamora's tricks. | |
| Quite so indeed alrighty. | |
| Then look at this beautiful weather. | |
| Yeah uh, speaking of um, good old Robert Frank, that um has a good youtube channel right there for some quality videos. | |
| Uh, only reason his channel isn't bigger is simply because he doesn't make enough videos. | |
| You have to make a video basically every day. | |
| Just keep it consistent like. | |
| He makes quality videos, but unfortunately not often enough. | |
| But i'm subscribed to him. | |
| And when he um, and when the world remembers that world no, i've become a slave, but yeah, when he released that video, i'll be sure to watch it. | |
| What's this now? | |
| What? | |
| How dare you? | |
| Oh, perhaps you do like this. | |
| Oh, I am so silly. | |
| I thought of different things. | |
| Now, hmm, was it this perhaps? | |
| Might have been. | |
| Ah, look at that. | |
| How glorious. | |
| Now let's fight this monstrosity that will erupt. | |
| Come at me, brah. | |
| Come at me. | |
| Fight me! | |
| Lock increased. | |
| That, true friend, that is how you cleanse the sunstone and also how you deal with large monstrosities. | |
| Circlet of Archery. | |
| How quaint. | |
| I appreciate that gift, dear old monster. | |
| The beast stone. | |
| They uh they tend to go beast mode at the beast zone, that's just what I heard. | |
| What did you hear, Teddy? | |
| Greetings That's also what Teddy heard. | |
| So, good old Skyrim still one of the top games. | |
| That is why we are here right now and also we have Mountain Blade Viking Conquest, which will be nice, but Skyrim will be the main fang just because of the sheer gloriousness of it. | |
| Hello, Beast Stone, you fuck juicy! | |
| Oh, what's this then? | |
| Oh, hello. | |
| Oh, he wants to fight me! | |
| Come at me, bru come at me, bre. | |
| Come at me, bra. | |
| Come at me, bro. | |
| How dare you! | |
| Shut! | |
| your insolent mouth. | |
| Do you know what I wish I had? | |
| In this moment. | |
| Okay, I wish I had a better bench press. | |
| I mean, who doesn't? | |
| I also wish I had some fucking healing potions. | |
| I'm gonna utilize a quick save. | |
| For the love of God. | |
| And then I have no fucking stamina either. | |
| Okay, I'm gonna engage power gaming mode. | |
| Be right back. | |
| Alright, then fight me, you bustard. | |
| Alright, let us utilize a shout here. | |
| I think that's sounds like a good thing to do what in the actual fuck He didn't even... | |
| He wasn't hurt at all by that. | |
| I wish I had. | |
| Perhaps these little midgets can help. | |
| Greetings, true friend. | |
| Can you help me, perhaps? | |
| Come on, then. | |
| It's your land as well. | |
| It's your land as well. | |
| Ah, look at that! | |
| They actually do help me. | |
| I must help my new friends. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Okay, a bit of a non-glorious way to solve this mission, perhaps, but a juicy paylorg has to utilize whatever weapon he has in his arsenal. | |
| Boom. | |
| All right, fight me then, you insolent dog. | |
| He, stand against me. | |
| I'm gonna see what loot. | |
| I hope you all admire my block there. | |
| And I know this is like the seventh time I go on about my block, but you know, if it's a good block, I mean, I have to give myself some credit. | |
| Cleansed Earth Stone. | |
| Oh, we were actually already been here in the first episode when I said I think I said something along the lines of fuck juice. | |
| I think something like that. | |
| Hello, mate. | |
| Hello, gorgeous. | |
| I don't know if she actually was gorgeous or not. | |
| I just said that. | |
| They're still blind, you fool. | |
| Go on, now fight alongside me. | |
| Look at that and I need me some more stamina I mean, I need some more cardio up in this. | |
| And for the love of god, I clearly blocked that. | |
| Okay, I thought to swing for the fences, but that obviously didn't work well enough. | |
| Come on and fight him, coward. | |
| Don't just stand there. | |
| Oh well, archer time. | |
| For the love of Talos or two, even true friends, help me. | |
| Ah, come on. | |
| Fucks. | |
| For the love of God in heaven. | |
| I'm gonna utilize the help of the townsfolk. | |
| Hello, friends. | |
| Hello. | |
| I'm sorry for bringing monsters into your city, but it's cool, it's fine. | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| I hope they don't permanently die now. | |
| Oh cool, they only get knocked down. | |
| Bye. | |
| I'm not going to stand toe-to-toe with those just yet. | |
| Ah, how quaint! | |
| Another archer! | |
| But I do wonder where in the actual fuck the militia is at. | |
| Where indeed? | |
| How silly of me. | |
| I'm. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Cool. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Ah, sickening. | |
| We actually wanna look what if that Ring was juicy enough for me to wear. | |
| Do we even have a ring? | |
| Ring of stamina? | |
| Why? | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Now. | |
| cleanse the water stone Okay Looks like we're gonna have to look at my guns. | |
| Fuck juicy. | |
| I have to discover that place first and foremost so we get a little some exploration time here in this mighty fine place. | |
| I'm actually gonna do like this: shouts whirlwind swing sprint whirlwind sprint. | |
| There we go. | |
| Brilliant English. | |
| Oh, there's some hunters up ahead. | |
| Hello. | |
| Juicy and what what? | |
| Oh, it's one of those floating fangs. | |
| Oh, it's Bristol bags. | |
| I have had a few encounters with those and they are juicy enough, I suppose. | |
| Ah, look, we have found our place. | |
| And now, it's just a matter of releasing it. | |
| Bendwill. | |
| Merkwood, yes. | |
| Oh, hello. | |
| Hello, hello! | |
| That is exactly how it goes if you try to do anything so foolish against me. | |
| Oh shit, here we go, true friends. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Let me adjust my lance before I. Before we continue, what do you mean you shield, you fucking coward? | |
| Oh perfect A fucking dragon as well. | |
| Let's see if the dragon perhaps will slay the lurker. | |
| How about that? | |
| Ah, greetings, based dragon. | |
| I appreciate your support. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna do like this. | |
| I have rightling spear as arrows, so I'm gonna change those to orcish arrows. | |
| Ah, you foolish demon! | |
| How dare you! | |
| He didn't he didn't know that I actually had a true friend, the dragon bra all along. | |
| I hope the dragon doesn't turn on me though. | |
| Cleanse the water stone. | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| I thought we were friends. | |
| Why did you turn on me? | |
| Dragon, come on now. | |
| I was your friend all along. | |
| I even helped you and stuff. | |
| Oh well. | |
| Ah, and I don't want to fall down here. | |
| It's fucking waterfall. | |
| Have I done? | |
| Okay, I'm | |
| just gonna make a run for it. | |
| Went a bit quicker to kill the blasphemous The blasphemous Lurker though So that's the key to defeating a lurker sidestep Slash sidestep how dare you | |
| Speaking of wild dogs last time I was in no dragon For the love of God, I don't even want to fight you. | |
| Okay, I will commence telling my little story when I'm actually out of reach for that dragon because I have no wish whatsoever to even be bothered. | |
| Oh, this is... this place. | |
| How quaint. | |
| Now, can I finally fucking get out from this? | |
| No, of course not. | |
| Imagine if you see me gaming in a Let's Play and I rage quit. | |
| How about that? | |
| Would that be a cool thing? | |
| If I get totally mad and like... | |
| Just rage. | |
| Rage hard as fuck. | |
| I wouldn't do that if I lose because um I'm not really a sore loser or anything. | |
| But if it things like this when I just wanna get on with a mission and a fucking dragon comes and also this have the audacity to disrupt my story. | |
| But speaking about two wolves, last time I was in Goodon Ireland, my fair maiden is from the the countryside. | |
| So we visited her father and then you had to get go out along the road to get water and then two fucking cheeky dogs came at us and my fair maiden is ahead of me because she knows the way. | |
| So I'm like taking three quick steps towards the dogs to get in between me and the fair maiden and then the dogs like get excited because I came up against them so then they start to bark and stuff and yeah I got adrenaline as fuck but they backed off. | |
| They weren't big dogs or anything I was like twice their size so but still cool. | |
| They have. | |
| And the dogs are friendly like obviously. | |
| After a while they just growled and stuff but with dogs like just if you back down they will sense the weakness and get at you. | |
| If you stand strong they will just be intimidated so true story. | |
| You mean you'll give him what he wants. | |
| How do you know exactly what he wants? | |
| Perhaps he wants something more. | |
| The skull also tell of the day when we must finally give up our secrets. | |
| It was not their bodies that they were gonna give up, it was their secrets. | |
| Sickening. | |
| As shaman, it is my duty to guard these secrets, but also to decide when it is necessary to give them up. | |
| The Secret of Armgains Herma Mora, the sick cunt Alright, fair enough. | |
| Now we wait, Troopens. | |
| How dare you talk to your father like that? | |
| Freon! | |
| Don't talk to him like that. | |
| How dare you? | |
| Yeah, speaking of things like that, imagine that I'm walking here with my fair maiden at the street, and then up ahead like a dodgy fellow is coming. | |
| Then I place myself between the dodgy fellow and my girl. | |
| And girls will pick up on that kind of things as well. | |
| So it's an alpha thing to do. | |
| Like get in between a potential danger and your fair maiden. | |
| So for example, if this father is a dodgy cunt, then you stand there. | |
| But Freya is fucking solid as fuck, so she can take care of herself. | |
| But still, like, girls. | |
| Girls appreciate that kind of things. | |
| Yield up their secrets to me. | |
| Hello, old Hermemora. | |
| Have you been making some gains as of late? | |
| This looks like something out of a Japanese comic If you If you know what I mean. | |
| I'm talking about hen tai. | |
| Decadent. | |
| Some decadent shit right there. | |
| Hello. | |
| I have indeed. | |
| Now teach me the word. | |
| Ah, how about that? | |
| He honored us. | |
| A prince of oblivion. | |
| The word of power that you need. | |
| Mirak the juicy. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| Did we actually kill our father-in-law? | |
| How about that? | |
| about that what have you done at the summit of upper kvripa go my father sacrificed himself so you could destroy Mira Alright, let's let's fuck this cunt up. | |
| Let us uh kill Mirak. | |
| I will. | |
| I will, Fairmaiden. | |
| I will indeed. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| That will have to conclude this juicy episode right here. | |
| And who am I? | |
| That's a secret I'll never tell. | |
| XOXO. |