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Dec. 6, 2014 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Nord of Skyrim Chapter 3

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Greetings Sufrans, thou art all very welcome back to the snowy landscapes of Solstheim, Morrow Wind.
And as you can see, I have actually acquired a glorious elven armor of testosterone and wisdom.
So I've upgraded it and I added a mod.
So you see, I don't have an helmet.
Ah, helmet, I mean.
Warming up the English as per usual.
See, we have an Elmet Elven helmet that is superior equipped.
But that's a mod I have actually installed so I can utilize the gains from it, but we can still admire the juiciness of the war paint and the hair.
This is one glorious character right here.
This might actually be the most glorious character I've ever had.
Alright, so I the last episode We got the instruction from the juicy skull leaders to get the dragon shout.
I just ran and did that.
It was really easy.
And then here we are.
Hello.
Shut your insolent mouth.
That lurker is something out of a nightmare.
Now then, SICKERING!
Sickening indeed.
That was a most glorious defeat.
You can thank me later.
Okay, let's head on back to where we were.
And no!
Come on, the golden one.
Let us not die now.
Okay, we survived that little misstep.
Yeah, speaking of characters I've had in good old Skyrim.
This is I've had like three different Nord characters.
This is my fourth.
And this is the first combination of two-handed sword and light armor I actually have.
So that's cool with the good old Skyrim that you can customize to chilly drop.
Hello mate.
No, that's a girl.
Hello girl.
What's the crack?
Looking just fine.
I'm gonna talk to your father to see if he approves of me as a stepson.
No, not a stepson.
A son-in-law.
Hello father.
Thy people are free.
You can thank me later.
Indeed.
I give thanks, oh true friend.
You can give thanks to Teddy as well.
He has been my stalwart companion.
We could do that, actually.
That's not enough.
I need to stop Mirak now.
What do you mean you can't help?
I just helped you.
Insolent talking.
Ah, yeah.
Tell me more about it then.
This does not look like something of the dragon cult.
It is a dark, unnatural, unnatural, and it was of nothing.
It has taken some gear throughout the stage.
Nellos.
He came to us some time ago asking about black books.
I believe he knows a great deal about them.
Perhaps too much.
He knows too much about the unanatic things.
Alrighty then.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, I want your company.
Yes, that's exactly what I mean.
And all we've been together.
All we've been through together, I mean.
Ah, look at that.
My game is just on point.
Very well.
That's how you persuade Fair Maidens.
You may return when I'm done with you.
No, that was unworthy of me.
Ah, look at this fine weather we have here in the good old old not Skyrim, Solstam.
Okay, where are we going then?
Oh, yeah, that's the big that is actually the big mushroom kind of thing.
Look at that armor, though.
Sickening.
It's a girl, you can see that on her on her pecks.
I don't really know a cool word for women's breasts.
So we're gonna go with pecks even for women.
Come on, Freya.
Hurry up.
We haven't got old mourning.
Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart.
I'll tell you, I tell you.
Okay.
How dare you, quicksave.
Shut your insolent mouth.
Okay, finish him off, Rhea.
Come on then look at this judge now glorious oh one more all right then Let's have a...
Let's have a look at you, shall we?
And there we are.
You shall not fall, but you fell all the same.
Yeah, I need more stamina.
I always need more stamina.
I'm juicy as fuck, but I have no conditioning.
As we can see, Stevina always runs out.
Oh, we have found it.
The juicy mushroom of Pils.
And if you already.
If you don't.
If you haven't.
I'm warming up my English, so bear with me.
If you already haven't watched my Gaines Kitchen on mushrooms, do it.
Or else I can just explain it to you briefly now.
Utilize regular mushrooms, fry them in butter, or as in my case, the oil from sun-dried tomatoes.
Will taste lovely.
Absolutely brilliant.
And I use them in omelets now and again as well.
That is.
Yeah, mushrooms.
Highly underestimated thing to have in your food.
Foi, look at this.
This mushroom.
Can you imagine frying this all up and eating it?
Tell me, apothecary!
Is this even the right place?
Yes, it looks like it.
Look at that.
Fucking epic.
This is an epic place.
And as I will say in every single Skyrim episode, this is why I love Skyrim, because there's so many epic fangs.
Oh, look at this now.
Someone.
Let me use it, goddamn you.
Foi.
That was a thrill to our Nord.
Hello, Freya.
Hello, mate.
Hello, how are we today?
You again.
Didn't I see you in Ravenrock?
Nelloth.
Yeah, you did.
You refer to the tomes of esoteric knowledge that old Hermaeus Mora has scattered throughout the world?
Quite so indeed, my friend.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is, man.
I need to find more.
Yes, and you read it too, didn't you?
Don't try to deny it.
You've got the look.
I can see it.
I really like his clothes also.
Usually turns out to be the most useful, in my experience.
That's also my experience, to be honest.
Now that is a dangerous path indeed.
Hermaeus Mora gives nothing away for free.
There's no such thang as a free lunch.
I can confirm, I'm power mad.
That's why I slay everyone in my path.
Do you have a black book?
Show it to me.
But my book isn't what you're looking for.
I'm quite sure it is unconnected with this miracle.
Are you quite sure?
Sickening.
Yes, I do.
I haven't been able to get to it, though.
But maybe together we can unlock the secrets the dwemer.
Let's do it, man.
That's it, man.
I'm afraid it isn't that simple.
If it was, I would have the book already.
It seems the ancient Dwemer discovered this book and took it to study.
I found their reading room in the ruins of Nachardak.
The book is there, but it's sealed in a protective case, which I wasn't able to open.
But perhaps the two of us, together, will be able to get at them.
We just might, children.
We just might.
Okay, cool.
cool thing.
Can you imagine living in this place?
I'm gonna utilize an arcane enchanter first.
Disenchant?
Yes.
Disenchantment, yes.
Oh, there's really really good pickpocketing.
Not really something I do at the moment, to be honest.
Ah, such a nice thing.
Okay, we're gonna 11 armor fortify stamina Soul Gem Soul Gem, yes.
There we are.
And let's take the helmet.
No, nothing really.
Gauntlets then.
Enchantment.
Fortify smithing.
Well, it's better than nothing, I suppose.
Oh, well, that will have to do it for now.
And okay, Freya, come with me, beloved Fairmaiden.
Let us be off from this strange place.
Open source then.
Okay.
Now the time has come to delve into some Dwemer fangs.
All right.
I actually remember this.
I think.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
How glorious.
And of course, a dragon will spoil this fine romantic moment I had with Freya and this mentor-like character.
He could be my mentor, teach me cool things about enchanting and stuff.
Oh well, you'll just have to enjoy the music while I try to fight this bastard.
Fall to me, dragon!
That is highly glorious.
Yeah, um that dragon died um oh you you can't how dare you steal my dragon soul oh and also I'm gonna show you something cool I was going to then
For the love of God Okay, I need to drop THANKS to not be overencumbered.
Alright, there we are.
Yeah, I was gonna show you my Tremora merchant that I can summon the self-but then I was rudely interrupted by by this bustage highly disturbing
Now we die.
Die for me you bastard.
Cool.
For the love of Talos.
What are we gonna do?
We can eat something we can eat something cool There we are
Yeah, now we can we can summon the black market Hello man We do meet again you you greedy cunt he's greedy as fuck I can confirm this to be true How about you buy my dragon bones and dragon scales
Thank you very much for that Alright, let us now we got interrupted by a blasphemous dragon and some blasphemous ash spawns So now we're gonna go to that dwarven ruin.
I'm gonna do these stones later on it's not very interactive so So I'll do that on my own all by myself without your illuminating presence true friends That is actually how I will go about my business in this episode
The same thing really with enchanting and smithing nobody's gonna want to see me grinding at the at the smithy To level in smithing, yeah.
Okay, let's...
The best magic ever.
Unrelenting Force.
What?
River Highway, man.
How many did I get?
Did I get them all?
No?
Fuck.
How dare you?
I am incredibly weak against magic.
For the love of god, Freya, where are you exactly?
Utilize a quick save.
Okay, finally.
Finally you deigned to appear.
Oh thanks thanks main I'm going to loot these bastards.
Alrighty then.
Let us... commence.
Riverlord that sounds like something I don't want to actually fight myself so I'm gonna be a bit of a bit of a buster and let my true friends deal with that Or maybe not.
I thought I could help a bit at least, but I might have been wrong because my archery level isn't that high.
Okay, you know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna have a shouting match with him, and see if he can, uh, oh, there we are.
Okay, Freya already took care of him and we got to loot him.
Heavy armor, that would have been something, but I'm going with the classic Barbarian light armor.
So okay, let's open it, damn new.
The Dwemer certainly knew how to build for the ages.
These towers have outlasted their creators by millennia.
They have, indeed the skull have always available.
Such as these.
Nothing of the All maker is to be found within cool things.
When it said get on with it, I immediately thought of um the Holy Grail uh, Monte Puton's Holy Grail.
If you haven't seen that, you have missed out big time on something really fucking hilarious and glorious.
um so yeah check that out monte puton's the holy grail epic and they're uh in several scenes they say like get on with it so terrible get on with it hello
i like to require the stained supply to this room i'm saturn i can open it as you'll see all right
Right, let's fucking go time, not in the gym, but in Dwemer.
dwemer um what do you call it a dwemmer something a dwemer ruin that has lasted the test of time Okay, I assume there will be something coming up here soon.
Look how glorious I look, though.
Fwaa.
Sickening.
Okay, cool.
So...
So the dwemmer, instead of getting the city conquered by the juicy Nords, submerged it in water instead.
Okay, go on then.
The old bustard.
The old dwemer pumps still seem to work.
Watch.
They do.
I can confirm because we see it.
They work.
But the pumps only operate when a cube is in a pedestal.
Unfortunately, we only have one cube.
These four boilers provide steam to the room upstairs.
They're shut down, but they still respond to the control cubes.
So, if we can find four more cubes, we can turn these boilers back on and restore steam power to the room upstairs.
Sickening.
Then I should be able to open the protected case.
Bring that cube.
We'll need it.
Control cube acquired.
I now have one.
Yes.
Here we are.
This device is a good one.
It looks like most of the cubes were moved to the lower levels, perhaps to try to control the flooding before the city was abandoned.
Interesting.
That would suggest that the city must have originally sunk during the first cataclysm of Red Mountain.
The cataclysm of Red Mountain.
Death and Glory.
Oh.
I have to save that war shout for when we actually have something to fight.
Perhaps we're gonna fight some automatons there.
Hello.
It has now become Marcus control cube.
DEATH AND GLORY!
And there she goes again.
It was actually I, the juicy one, who protected her, but she gave thanks to the old maker.
But then again, the old maker is kind of the same as the old father, so you know, I'm not even mad.
it's okay whoa look at that Oh, he wasn't alive.
Oh, oh, oh.
Bye.
And the worst thing with this bastard is that you can't shout them down either.
Okay, so what I think we have to do, true friends, is the following.
We have to leave them there until something happens.
Oh, yeah, we had our true friends helping.
Wonder why he?
He died all of a sudden.
Now we can see if we can find a way to get that next.
Ah, look at that.
And then we can perhaps, if the gods are willing, get get back the the first one, because I don't want to lose it.
It would be an epic fight, though, to take some of those Centurions.
And yeah, for those of you who are watching my Total War Let's Plays, speaking of Centurions, I'm nearing the end of the campaign with Macedon, so...
So I will either.
And also, speaking of gaming in general, I have bought actually on Steam it was a sale Assassin's Creed Black Flag.
My original plan that I told you all was that I was gonna play Junity but, as perhaps many of you know, Assassin's Creed Unity when it came like two weeks ago, something that was bugged and unpolished as fuck, so I'm gonna wait.
I'm gonna wait a good while before I play that actually.
Ah, I now have three juicy cubes, hello, hello.
masterfully done oh I thought he died in the water died in the water oh how um how unpleasant with a lot of water Oh, thank you.
Oh, there she is.
I thought maybe she had drowned, but I assume she can swim.
Actually, most Scandinavian people do know how to swim.
Well, sorry for that.
Sorry for that.
I activated that little trap by placing the cube there.
Okay cool, let us now find the last one so we can read the book Of Wisdom and acquire some glory.
Aha, okay, that was where we came from.
Speaking of books of glory, we'll load up with this later on Some warmer 40k as it were
okay that fang is blocked bear with me when I when I run around in search for these magic things Is it in here, perhaps?
let's see where it leads oh true friend true friend yes whoop look at this masterfully attack masterfully executed attack when you outrange them you can take a step back as well
Get an attack and we're close to dying.
Now let's see what we have, stamina stamina yes, and I can't believe it.
I, I don't really have any, any health potions.
Ah fuck that that hurts But you know I don't even have to fight them Hello, hello Okay, cool now we have our four fangs so let's let's get the fuck out of here get out And that was my Arnold impression.
I don't know if he heard a bit of a German tinge to the voice there No, obviously I never really watched Arnold films when I was younger I think he was a bit bit before my time I watched a lot of Jet Li and kung-fu movies though.
That was what I liked.
Oh, fuck.
In trouble here.
Okay, not really.
Alright, now.
Now, true friends.
This should be...
Should be working.
And is it really here where we are supposed to go?
Oh, did you want to fight me, you little bustard, you insolent dog!
And as you see, I am in desperate need of some more health as well.
There we are So yeah I do a tremendous amount of damage but I die rather easily I'm afraid I am afraid I do So where are Freya, is my question.
Okay, you foul creature of the warp, fight me!
FIGHT ME!
Quite so indeed, true friends.
We were actually victorious.
Come on then I'm a bit worried over Freya though where where is she even Does she even lift anymore?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But we have our man at least, so that's that's cool, that's fine.
And yeah, as I said, I'm looking rather dashing, to be honest.
And I think I do.
Hello, mate.
How are we today?
Open it then.
Come on, I'm waiting for you.
For fuck's sake, like we need to find enough control cubes to keep the pumps running and to turn on all four boilers.
We still have cubes to find.
What?
Well, open the fucking door then, you bastard.
Oh, there we are.
Aha, Nichardak Aqueduct.
To go on with the Roman theme.
That's really nice.
Yeah, I talked about something indeed.
I talked about Assassin's Creed.
Yeah, but you know, whatever.
We have Skyrim and Skyrim is where it's at, like, so I don't mind.
And then a few or a lot or a medium amount of true friends asked that I play Dragon Age Origins.
But then I felt like if I you know, Skyrim is better in that regard.
So if I'm gonna do other Let's Plays, I'm gonna do them with something that is that is different from Skyrim
Because we we get our adventuring with in Skyrim and then you know this here battlefield in Total War perhaps and then games like Shadow of Mordor or Assassin's Creed are more a bit more action oriented and and cool like that.
But yeah, Skyrim, one of the best games in all actuality always have been, always will be masterfully blocked there.
Oh, thank god thank, thank Talos for that.
So you see, I have quite a bit of stamina.
I'm gonna go with health now and I need to be able to withstand more light armor.
Light armor yes, custom bit.
And now, keep in mind that I actually have a head, but you can't see it because of the mod, and by head I mean helmet oh, bolts.
And one thing I will do this is my promise.
I do promise us sometimes, when I do let's plays, that during Christmas I will do the Dawn God, because the Christmas was it.
Two years ago I played um Dawn God and I have nice memories from it.
So um, so I'm actually gonna go with um.
do that this christmas as well for optimal feels okay my my friend what in the actual are we even doing We are perhaps going no, we came from there.
That is exactly where we came from in all actuality gonna turn around, here we are and we have the fang over there, so we're gonna look, look over there.
Aha, okay, it's beneath there I understand now it all.
It all became clear, actually.
So it's not above us, it's beneath us.
So cool, there we are.
Oh, luckily I didn't die there.
Hello hello aha alright, I just ran out and got the second cube, so now we.
So I got two cubes, went back here and now oh hello, it's a trap.
Thanks for that.
Oh, look at that, some juicy gemstones.
How quaint.
Hello, all right, finally.
Now let's open that blasted book.
And the other fang is up there, of course.
Now, true friends, let's see what, what is actually up here, and we're gonna place them all four here for optimal glory.
Now wa voir, look at that for the glory of Macedon.
Skyrim belongs to the Nord!
That was a valiant charge if there ever was one, and that steam is not to be trifled with.
That is glorious.
That is highly glorious.
Glass arrow.
Beautifully done.
Not really, died quite easily to be honest.
Wow, look at that.
Cool, I'm gonna sell those later on.
Alright, now then.
Yes, let's head back.
Oh, oh, juicy dark elf as he is.
And I thought it was a nice twist to my character to have an elven armor, considering I am an elf.
Or I might be a Nord.
One never knows with me.
Now Freya is still missing.
She is indeed.
Okay, let's...
No, there she is.
Welcome back, Freya.
It was.
The filwen.
A shave, Freya.
A nice close shave.
That is always nice ass.
But the path of knowledge.
gardener of men Insane in the membrane Alright, uh...
Fine, I'll do it, okay?
Okay.
God.
I will.
I will say hello to Hermeosmora for you, my dark elven brother.
Learned hidden knowledge of Apistoclari Akuman.
That will actually have to conclude this episode.
And the next episode I will take up right here.
And we'll see what the crack is in this particular plane of oblivion, as it were.
So thank you very much for watching indeed.
And who am I?
That's a secret.
I'll never tell.
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