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Oct. 6, 2014 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 2

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Greetings you friends.
Fuck juicy.
Welcome back to Morto.
That was my Frodo imitation.
Alright, so let's get into it.
Fucking glorious game right here.
You see I'm heading towards a mission here.
Though to make a mission now that we got a bit more acquainted with the glorious game.
Look at that, a German getting beat up.
That is far from acceptable.
This is post-workout, so this is actually glorious milk in my Fiona Cool Cop.
I have my codlihood of gaming.
I will utilize Elf of Glory sight and identify this juicy organ.
Look at those delts though.
I severely doubt that he's natty.
Fucking juicy.
Alright, let's fucking do it.
This is a bit like Assassin's Creed.
Love it.
Hello?
Boom.
There we are.
First archer down.
And we can collect arrows there, but I'm full in my Elven arrowness.
I really love the muffled sound there.
And the orcs are trying to scream.
That wasn't an archer though.
Here's an archer.
Okay, there.
We're gonna take out one more archer before we head on down.
And I just, yeah, post-war the photo game a bit, but then I was like, I'm gonna hang out with my true friends just a bit.
But if I die, don't hold against me.
I'm still learning.
I will never be a slave.
Starting off with a little throw there.
There we are.
Yeah, I saw that now on the Let's Play I did in the first part, but you can't properly see the count number because my glorious face is in the way.
But just beneath my face, you can see that it's counting and then it turns red.
And the red means that I can actually perform execution move.
So there, now.
and it's based upon how many hits it's successfully landed.
So there we are.
Love DCAP.
Captain And as I said in the last episode as long as you stay really fucking offensive Oh fuck you will um fuck it's good There we are sick
And yeah, if I'm not so talkative while I'm um In the middle of the bat, it's just because I'm concentrated on not disgracing myself Cool, we got uh a cool thing Not really familiar with all of this, but that will have to wait and I'll jump on off to the next quest a human slave has died
Stand up Oh look uh, true friend greetings, true friend.
You didn't die ten years ago, I take it.
You did not come here to arrest me for treason, captain.
Captain Latzbrund, the juicy siren, or like, ran away from him.
You know this man.
Of course you're staring at him.
Where are the servants of the dark lord?
Do you even know?
Perhaps this is no time to keep secrets.
I have been stuck here for weeks steady, come to the outcast camp.
We shall ask my scouts.
Oh, they have a juicy camp here in Moldov.
That is highly.
Oh look, it's uh, Smeagel bra shredded as fuck with caution.
Smeagol!
And I hope you all have seen my Bulubu comics on my Facebook page.
And also the Golem one where he gets raped by Frodo.
Highly, highly fun.
set a new target my current nemesis okay cool that's that's fine I'm gonna see what we have in the map here I'm gonna run off to this mission see what what the crack is here
okay I'm gonna kill this orc for for being a fucking comrade that's just the way it goes when you defy my right to rule this beautiful sky as well
Okay, I have to fight him regularly.
Okay, now I am in some deep trouble here.
I see loads of ops coming at me.
But that's fine, that's cool.
Make some good action, some good let's play action.
I really love the way he utilizes kicks all the time.
That's glorious.
Speaking of picks, I haven't at all been serious about my stretching.
I was originally thinking about being very flexible as I was back in the day.
But it's not too late.
I might do that when I cut down again.
Execute!
Imagine how glorious.
No, execute.
Come on.
There it is.
Such a lovely thing.
And then obviously I said Oromir might have been my might be my favorite character, but Thor in Oaken Shield is highly torturous now suspect.
So I have real learning as well.
Copper perhaps they will start running soon when faced with my glorious ways.
Shouldn't have said that.
Fuck.
Shouldn't have said it at all.
Or perhaps it was the right choice, you say.
None may stop me.
Except maybe this archer.
I'm gonna find him.
Where are you?
Perfectly timed.
Come on, execute him now.
Yes.
Sweden, yes.
Oh, he's chasing a human brother.
That is... not acceptable at all.
Oh, he's a boss as well.
Okay, he's trying to make me look bad in front of all my true friends.
That is so far from acceptable as he goes.
But he's a proper tough cunt, so uh...
Oh, it's a minor one!
He's got the ball.
He hasn't been making good gains at all.
That won't work out me!
Okay, so there's two bosses there, and a lot of cool work being here.
I'll hang them in the fall.
Just like old time.
Indeed.
Okay, I think this song will do all.
I don't know what's an acceptable rate of death in this highly glorious game, but it's fine.
It's cool.
And we'll get revenge on him.
So dumb killable.
Didn't I kill him actually?
In the last episode.
That count as well.
Hmm.
Oh well.
Return to game.
What are these towers of silver?
There are lights to guide us in the land of shadow, where all other lights may fail.
Pale reflections of the light of the two trees, and memories of a lost kingdom.
We will head on off to play the...
I really just wanted to do that one mission where I kill the archers, but since I'm already here I might as well...
And since you all are already watching it, we might as well do some more cool things.
We've got some juicy cunts up ahead here.
There we are, we're gonna track him down and see what sort of road it hides in the shadows.
Shredded bra, as they say.
Something of great power has left its mark on him.
The one race.
I sense it.
And you feel he has answers?
For both of us.
We should find him then.
Too difficult.
But his golem is a master in sneak.
Follow.
These tracks are not quite human, not quite beast.
Even more reason to investigate.
Beware.
This creature leads us to power.
Okay, I am.
I just have to follow the objective, but I can't let that lay like your fucking orc bros killing a fellow Gondorian.
It looks good, come on.
Yes.
Not even outcast deserve this fight.
Execute, yes.
Um, okay.
Eleven bra mode.
Indeed, he is very good at bodyweight movements.
Like, can you imagine how many fucking chins and dips Gollum can make?
Like, he a lot of muscle, shredders fuck.
He doesn't really weigh anything.
He'll be good in CrossFit.
I feel it.
Gollum the crossfitter!
I can't say no to killing Ork.
Look at this crap.
Okay, let's, uh...
Oh, hello.
Another one.
Watch him!
Come on.
There we go.
Do not hesitate.
Run to freedom.
Thank you, okay?
Let's continue to Chase after this part is fought with danger.
It is indeed.
I wish it could be an elf actually.
I don't even know if you can be an elf in this glorious game.
If that's the case, I will do that later on.
But now I just want to get the runner block to the get into the storyline properly.
Hello, Gollum.
Talk to me.
Yeah, I don't wanna be ambushed by anything disgusting in here, like some big spider or the sort.
Gollum, where are you?
Not there Tracks it up here.
Must be somewhere.
No.
Hmm.
A bit of a failure to do.
Okay, no, sorry.
Was nothing.
Don't forget that I spoke.
The maidens!
Fucking gorgeous!
What manner of spell is this?
A lostrunner.
Have you broken images yes?
And now I wish that I didn't.
perhaps
I just want to talk to you.
eliminate the animals These are hunters.
Highly that's a disgusting fucking creature.
I must kill it for the glory of the old father.
And they throw spears at me.
So I have to be careful about that as well.
Come on then.
Oh, look.
Now then, execute.
Yes.
And execute, yes.
Boom.
There we are.
Hello, little archer.
No, you're dead.
Hey, your cowardly creature lurks around here somewhere.
Oh.
I'm over cinematic.
Oh quaint.
He will remember, Brecious.
We will make him.
He's kinda cute, though.
I wouldn't cuddle with him, but those big eyes.
The optimal reward item is only Gollum in submission.
That could be a new title for me, Bright Master.
Seems more juicy elf.
Let's see. Let's kill you.
I also have a goblin kind of creature in my apartment.
That was against Kitchen reference.
I do not trust him.
Neither would I. Do you not wish to know who I am?
An interested party succ...
Success.
Fuck yeah.
Okay, cool.
That was a glorious episode, I'd say.
And it's a really, really cool game.
Still learning.
But thanks for watching.
And as always, feel free to comment something epic.
Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
And who am I?
I'm the Bright Master.
XOXO.
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