Ghost anchors this chaotic episode by alleging massive 2020 election fraud involving Dominion and Smartmatic machines, citing Rudy Giuliani's claims of unverified ballots in Pennsylvania and overvotes exceeding 200% in Wisconsin. He predicts a market crash under Biden due to energy policies and inflation, urging crypto investments while attacking mainstream media censorship. The broadcast devolves into music requests, including Oingo Boingo's "I Love Little Girls," gaming clips, and conspiracy theories about Native American origins, concluding with Ghost promoting his banned website and ranting against OnlyFans users who have "sold their souls." [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like to remind everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
And let everybody, you know, let them all know that the Go Show is live.
And in effect, it's episode 199.
Believe it or not, episode 199 of the Ghost Show.
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Spread it around the internet throughout the world.
We are live.
And guess what?
Guess what?
We're going to be exposing voter fraud.
We're going to be exposing voter fraud that all of the enemy of the people mainstream media refuse to show because these media outlets, these Silicon Valley oligarchs, are attempting to use their influence to anoint Joe Biden.
Once again, episode 199 exposing voter fraud.
Spread it around the internet to throughout the world.
What's going on to Kaiser Split Dick with already a Ninja Genie?
And by the way, Go-Nozer pause.
All right, go-no's are going to be paused.
Don-noser pause here for the next at least hour and a half, two hours.
Go ahead and take us out, Engineer.
Take us out.
Thank you very much for everybody tuning in with me on yet another edition of The Go Show.
And by the way, what we're going to do here is we're going to talk a little bit about a lot of stuff.
Obviously, we're going to talk about all the allegations of fraud that are beyond allegations.
It's a preponderance of evidence at this point and the lack of coverage by it by the lamestream mainstream media.
We're also going to talk about COVID.
We're going to talk a little bit about the markets.
But I do want to say, folks, that excuse me, I'm losing my voice from the last show.
If you could please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know, let them all know to tune in live here in the next two hours because what we're going to cover is what we're going to cover, the mainstream media doesn't even want to touch.
They don't even want to touch it for Christ's sake.
They just want to pretend it doesn't exist.
And before I get started, I want to say cheers to TN Apostle with a Ninja Genie.
What up, main?
And of course, Kaiser Split Dick with a Ninja Genie said Lord Cooler has to post nudes now.
And Kaiser Split Dick with another Ninja Genie.
Cheers to you, engineer and the Thunderdome GX lads, Kaiser Split Dick with a double Ninja Genie.
And of course, what's up to TN Apostle with his Ninja Genie?
Let's go ahead and get started.
Before we get started on all the, you know, on all the stuff about COVID and election fraud and this sort of thing, let's talk a little bit about the markets.
That's right.
I want to, oh, oh, we're already getting donos via cryptocurrency.
And that looked like about a few dollars worth of Bitcoin right there.
And by the way, we're going to get to Bitcoin right now.
We're going to get to cryptocurrency in a little bit.
But once again, cheers to the person that just donated some Bitcoin.
By the way, all the wallets are underneath in the panel section underneath the D Live video.
So just take a look at that.
Anyway, with that being said, let's go ahead and get right into the market so that we can get the full coverage of everything that we're going to do today.
Now, folks, the Dow and the rest of the markets were only pulled up by tech.
All right.
Tech is really what's driving the optimism today.
And it wasn't much optimism, to say the least.
The most optimism came in the NASDAQ composite.
But for the most part, folks, as I stated, we're in a new frame of mind when it comes to this investor in the stock market.
Oh!
Holy shit, somebody just donated $100 of Bitcoin.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Woo!
Sorry about that, folks.
I'm going to donate.
We got Bitcoin ballers in the damn house, man.
We got Bitcoin ballers in the house.
Cheers to the Bitcoin ball.
All right.
Sorry about that, folks.
My apologies.
It just happening in the mid-show here.
Happening in mid-show.
So let's continue here.
Once again, we are not dealing with the traditional, excuse me, I'm still shook from that damn Bitcoin dono there.
Bitcoin ballers.
Anyway, not only are we in a new form of territory and are just completely throwing away traditional investment concepts out the window, this market is purely dictated on COVID-19.
I know I keep saying it.
I know there's a lot of people that are like, okay, we get it, Ghost, but it's serious, especially if you're delving into the day trading component and the volatility that's happening in these markets.
I mean, you can literally make thousands of dollars a day minimum on the volatility that's happening.
And all you've got to do is just tune in to the latest business channel and check out what exactly they are covering most.
Are they covering the treatments or are they covering the vaccines more that day before the day's bell?
Or are they talking about the shutdowns and the quarantines and that sort of thing?
So with that being said, this is the market that we're dealing with in the stock market.
Please be very aware.
And I'm not a buyer.
Okay.
I'm not a buyer in this market at all, folks, because I think the bottom is going to drop down.
Everybody's calling it, especially if somehow Biden steals this election.
You can automatically assume there's going to be a contraction in the market that is substantial.
Hello!
Hold on, somebody just donated a few dollars once again.
Bitcoin.
Oh my God.
You know what?
Cheers to the peeps that are out here throwing this, you know, Bitcoin, Bitcoin ballers in the chat, baby, Bitcoin ballers.
But once again, this is the environment that we're dealing with here in the stock market.
So I strongly advise everybody to, you know, if you're going to think about investing in the stock market, I caution you doing so right now unless it's IPO tech stocks.
All right.
I mean, that's the only thing I'm invested in right now.
And most of them, you have to do your due diligence, but most of them look pretty good.
I mean, excuse me, I'm sorry, didn't mean for that big pop in the microphone.
But you can pretty much anticipate that because of this new COVID-19 economy that we are in, that tech stocks are just going to continuously take off.
We are seeing a transition of our economy in which people would traditionally go out to brick-mortar businesses and purchase their goods and services.
And now that's being completely just transitioned into a internet-based economy where everything can get delivered now.
You can get everything delivered via the internet.
All right.
You can get shit delivered on the internet.
Liquor.
You can get groceries.
I mean, you can get a damn hooker on the internet.
That's how integral the internet is in our lives right now.
And that's the only thing I'm investing in in this market.
I'm expecting a contraction, especially if Joe Biden steals this election.
Be expecting it.
And it's going to bottom out because, look, we're already having democratic states right now.
And we're going to get into the COVID coverage in a little bit, cracking down and trying to enforce lockdowns and mass mandates and quarantines and all kinds of different nefarious shit.
And the more that happens, and if that happens on a national scale, we're in some serious business.
We're in some serious trouble.
And you're already seeing an attempt of that in Europe right now.
I mean, look, I don't want to get into the COVID coverage, but this is what dominates the markets.
And as you can see, folks, if you take a look at the futures, the futures aren't looking too good for tomorrow because of all the shutdowns internationally.
All right.
Anyway, we've got a couple of diamonds in here.
N-Wordled, of course, with the N-word with a diamond.
And Kaiser split Dick with a diamond saying DoorDash ain't a bad service better than Grubhub.
Well, that's, you know, how you look at it.
I mean, to each their own.
I strongly advise everybody to give all companies a little bit of a whirl economically so you can differentiate amongst yourself whether or not you think this company is better or that company is better.
So let's go ahead and get to the Dow Jones Industrial.
The Dow Jones Industrial today is up 44.81 points, a percentage increase of 0.15%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at 29,483.23 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
Let's go ahead and get to the SP 500.
It's also up modestly today.
It is up 14.08 points.
A percentage increase of 0.39%.
Current average right now is 3,581.87 points for the SP 500.
And much of the SP 500 plus side was Tesla being introduced into the SP, by the way.
And that is post-stock split, which happened about a couple of months ago.
But let's continue.
We've got NASDAQ.
It took the most increases today.
It is up 103.11 points.
A percentage increase of 0.87%.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 11,904.71 points for the Dow Jones industry, or CB, the NASDAQ.
That was the NASDAQ, excuse me.
All right, folks, now that we see that there was modest increases today, if you take a look at the coverage of what is happening today in the news, especially in the business news, you want to take a look at Fox Business.
You want to the business.
I'm talking about the business channels, you know, even Bloomberg, CNBC.
If they give more coverage to the lockdowns, if they give more coverage to the quarantines, then you better know you're going to have a bad day in the market.
It's as simple as that.
It's as simple as that.
All right.
Let's get to the commodities here.
And once again, I would strongly advise everybody to take a look at energy.
The energy sector is going to pop.
Oh, oh my God.
We just had another few bucks dropped in once again via Bitcoin.
Cheers to the Bitcoin ballers out there.
All right.
I mean, cheers to the Bitcoin ballers that are just making it rain with Bitcoin, man.
Cheers to you guys.
Thank you.
Anyway, thank you guys very much.
Anyway, let's get back to the energy.
Keep your eye on energy.
Once again, if Joe Biden weasels his fucking way into the presidency through fraud, election fraud, then be expecting an increase in energy because that is his objective day one is to eliminate domestic energy production in this country.
And once that happens, that means that all the oil that we have on our homeland is going to be offline and isn't going to be of any use.
So we're going to be dependent on the OPEC countries, on the Middle Eastern countries that produce the oil.
I mean, that's the way the Democrats like it.
They like to disguise this whole bullshit.
Oh, oh, oh, another couple of bucks.
This was what?
Was that Zcash?
That was Zcash.
$2 Zcash, dude.
Thank you.
We got Zcash ballers in the house.
But anyway, once again, this is what Democrats like to disguise their whole clean energy plan behind.
Because in actuality, you take a look at how many of the damn oil-producing countries in the Middle East and Russia and these folks, just take a look at how many of them are donating to the campaign contribution accounts of Democrats, and you'll be surprised.
And I think there was a couple of exposés about this that prove, as a matter of fact, they caught Susan Sarandon in some kind of shit like this, in which the whole purpose of the green movement is to force America to be dependent on another energy source instead of being self-sufficient.
And the reason it's being guided that direction is because you have interests that are donating to these fucking morons that are supposed to be our leaders' campaign contribution accounts.
And as a result, for many years, up until Donald Trump became president, we were at the whim of Saudi Arabia, of uh oh oh god what is this we got quantum quantum ballers in the house man two dollars quantum man thank you very much man literally Look at that.
We're getting diverse over here.
Look at all the goddamn cryptocurrency ballers.
You know you're on the internet, baby, when you got cryptocurrency being used, baby.
Cheers to all you folks that are already in the new age, because I'm going to tell you this, and we'll get back to energy.
Cryptocurrency is going to create new wealth.
And when I mean new wealth, I'm not just talking about being rich.
I'm talking wealth.
Okay, so keep that in mind.
And every one of you that are a part of it, you're way ahead of the game.
But once again, back to oil.
If Joe Biden fraudulently wins this presidency, be expecting our oil production, which has caused the price of oil to go down throughout Trump's presidency.
You can forget that and kiss that goodbye.
As I've said many times, during the Obama administration, we saw WTI sweet crude oil at like $120, $130 a barrel.
Okay, and that could easily come back again and then some in a Joe Biden administration.
So that's why I'm trying to give y'all a heads up here.
I'm trying to give y'all information on how to maintain your plays to move your cash because you're going to have to because if you keep your cash under a mattress or if you keep your cash in hard currency.
Oh, we got somebody.
Look at that chain link.
$4 in chain link.
Oh my God, we got Chainlink in the house.
So look, everybody's just, look at this.
Everybody's just fucking, you know, we got crypto ballers in the house.
Crypto ballers.
Unbelievable, man.
Cheers to each and every one of you, man.
Anyway, once again, be on the lookout.
I'm only just giving you a little bit of crumbs, breadcrumbs, so all you capitalists out there can figure out what it is that you're going to do with your money based upon whatever is the turnout of this election, which I believe it should be for Trump.
But unfortunately, because you've got the institutions in Washington, D.C. and the bureaucrats they're in, you've got the mainstream media, you've got the Silicon Valley oligarchs, you've got international fucking countries trying to oblige this shit.
It is a very hard feat that Trump is against, even though there is blatant, not only evidence, but beyond proof that this fucking election was robbed and it was fraudulent in many different directions.
New Form Of Currency00:15:22
And we're going to talk about that in a little bit.
But anyway, let's get to WTI Sweet Crude.
WTI Sweet Crude is down modestly.
It's only down a penny.
A percentage decrease of 0.02%.
Current price of WTI Sweet Crude is $41.73 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Okay, let's get to Brent Crude.
Oh, what is that?
What was that?
That was Ethereum.
Ethereum.
We got a few bucks in Ethereum as well, man.
Cheers to the ETX.
Man, everybody's just, we got a cult, a fucking cryptocurrency diverse group here.
I almost said culturally diverse, like I was some fucking leftist asshole.
But anyway, look, I got a lot of things going through my mind right now, all right?
I mean, the probability of dumbass geriatric Joe Biden becoming the damn president is on the tipping scale there.
So each and every one of you that are listening to me, once we get to the coverage about election fraud, I would like for you, each and every one of you, to listen and to tell everybody you know.
But first, I don't want to get ahead of myself.
We are covering the markets.
Let's get to Brent crude oil.
Brent crude oil, of course, is the crude oil that is consumed by the rest of the world.
It is up modestly five cents today, a percentage increase of 0.11%.
Current price for Brent crude is $44.25 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline.
It is up 0.19%.
Natural gas is up 0.81% and heating oil is up 0.57%.
What have I told you about heating oil every year?
That if you can find an ETF as it pertains to heating oil, okay, that goes up in conjunction with the price of heating oil.
I'm talking about an ETF, an exchange traded fund.
As soon as that cold Arctic air from Canadia comes to the northern area of the United States, that's when heating oil rises every goddamn year.
I mean, you could easily make anywhere from 5% to 10% on holding a heating oil ETF for about a month to two months if it's played right.
Oh, we got some more crypto.
What was this?
Litecoin.
As a matter of fact, have y'all seen Litecoin?
Have y'all seen Litecoin for Christ's sake?
Anyway, you got to check out Litecoin, man.
That's, you know, anyway, we'll get to that in a second.
Thank y'all very much, dude.
Like, everybody's fucking, we got some cryptocurrency ballers.
I'm proud.
You people are making me proud today.
You know that all the stuff we talked about, you know, some of you guys actually listened and y'all are showing, y'all are showing how endowed you are when it comes to the crypto wealth.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let's continue.
Heating oil, like I said, as soon as we hear the first remnants of that Arctic front that comes in from Canadia into the Northern America geographic location, that's when you're going to see heating oil going up.
So I'm just letting you know that these are possible plays.
I'm not telling anybody to do anything.
I'm just trying to let you capitalists know that baby, opportunities are there.
You just got to pick your moves and go with them.
Anyway, let's get to the medals, shall we?
The medals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
We've got gold up modestly today.
It is only up 70 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.04%.
Current price for gold is $1,862.20 per Troy ounce of gold.
And we've got silver.
It is up modestly today.
It is up $0.04.
A percentage increase of 0.15%.
Current price for silver is $24.20.
As I stated, for all you folks that are a little bit more conservative in your investing, and you can see the inflation on the wall.
I hope you know this.
I mean, aside from the Federal Reserve continuously printing money, and I can see the stickers of Powell and, you know, running the printing machine.
That's actually a big meme now on the internet.
That's pretty cool.
That just goes to show you how cognizant people are about the Federal Reserve.
But aside from the Federal Reserve continuously printing money, if you've got a Joe Biden administration, God forbid, and I look, I don't want it.
I don't want it to happen.
But, you know, we saw a video on the last show.
If you were up late enough with us to take a look at it, it was, I think, donated by Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, in which somebody goes up to people at some university in New York City and puts a camera and a microphone in their face and said, is it worth having a fraudulent election if it gets rid of Trump?
And all these leftists said yes.
So when we're at that level of derangement syndrome or Trump derangement syndrome where they don't even care about the integrity of the election, that as long as Trump is eliminated, they don't really give a shit.
I mean, that's the kind of ignorance and the level of ignorance we're at in this country.
All right, but I digress here.
But if Joe Biden by some chance robs this election, you better know that this guy is going to spend a tremendous amount of money on bullshit social programs, on bullshit renewable energy fucking garbage.
I mean, just you name it.
You name it.
Okay.
Adding more and more debt.
And as a result, what's going to happen?
Not only are we going to have a depleted dollar because of the Federal Reserve printing money, but because our debt is continuously outstanding.
And if you want my personal opinion, and mark my words, this is a prognostication here.
If Joe Biden is elected and we have to deal with this geriatric fucking piece of prostate-infected trash as the president, then you better mark my words.
At some point in time, you know, you see all these low interest rates right now.
You see, you know, interest rates are low and that sort of thing.
As Joe Biden continues to spend in his presidency and as the Federal Reserve, oh, oh, who the hell is that?
That was Litecoin again.
All right.
Cheers to Litecoin.
That was 30 cents a Litecoin.
What the hell is that about?
Jesus Christ.
What do I look like?
Some bum on the street with my hat out for Christ's sake saying, I mean, get the fuck out.
Step fucking, whoever the hell did that, you're a piece of crap.
Anyway, as I was stating before I was rudely interrupted here, okay, if you combine the Federal Reserve's printing of the money and Joe Biden's spending, at some point, these low interest rates that we're seeing here are going to turn into negative interest rates.
And what does that mean?
They already started that in certain parts of Europe in which their socialist scheme can no longer pay for itself.
And what that means is, is that when you get your paycheck and you notice that you can't even get a physical paycheck anymore, you got to direct deposit it into a banking account.
But as your money is transferred from your employer to the bank, that you're going to have to pay the bank monthly fees because they're holding your money in their bank.
That is negative interest.
And if you don't think that's going to happen in the Joe Biden administration, then mark my words.
This is a prognostication.
We are going to be having, I'm not even kidding, negative interest rates because of Joe Biden's social spending, Green New Deal, all the bullshit that he says.
And then what's going to happen?
You combine that with the Federal Reserve raising or continuously printing money, you know, the printing money machine.
I'm telling y'all right now, we are going to be paying negative interest rates to banks so that they can hold our money.
And I don't like that proposition.
And I hope that you all are prepared for this.
I hope that you all are prepared for this for Christ.
Here's some more Litecoin.
Look at this, another 20 cents in Litecoin.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Looks like the light.
Hey, why are y'all throwing me 20 cents in Litecoin?
Litecoin has been up 20% in the past week.
I think it's even higher than that.
I think it might be 30% in the past week.
You give me fucking 20 cents, you fucking cheap fucks.
Anyway, unlike the Bitcoin ballers, we got the Litecoin lightweights out here.
All right, we got the Litecoin lightweights.
Anyway, sorry about that.
I'm just trying to give y'all guys a little bit of heads up.
Be expecting negative interest rates in a Joe Biden administration.
Mark my words.
Anyway, copper is up 0.29%.
We've got platinum.
It is up 0.03%.
Let's go ahead and get to the agricultural commodities.
And by the way, have you noticed that food is getting more expensive, huh?
I mean, some of that has to do with the bullshit supply chain, COVID, all that crap.
well, some of our plants are actually getting infected with COVID and we have to shut them down and it's affecting the supply lines.
So some of it is that, but most of it is the fact that we've got a Federal Reserve printing out money, low interest rates.
And the more money that you're printing and you have outstanding, well, the higher price everything is going to get.
And that starts with what you spend at the grocery store.
So let's take a look at it.
Grains in the agricultural commodities.
Corn is up 0.59%.
Wheat is up 0.17%.
Oats down 0.40%.
Rough rice down 0.20%.
Soybean up 0.81%.
Soybean oil up 1.27%.
And canola is up 0.56%.
Let's get to the soft, shall we?
Cocoa, which is the base for chocolate, by the way.
I was waiting for this to pop up.
We're getting towards the holidays.
You know, people like having sweet tooths and shit.
Everybody likes fucking chocolates.
Anyway, it is up, Coco, 3.29% on the day.
3.29% on the day.
Let's get to coffee.
Coffee is up 0.28%.
Sugar is coming down, by the way.
Sugar, it is coming down.
Oh, what do we get?
We got some Bitcoin.
Oh, my God.
Look at Bitcoin, dude.
Somebody just dropped like a $40 bill on Bitcoin, dude.
Bitcoin ballers against the Litecoin lightweights.
Oh, good lord.
Anyway, sugar is down 1.10% on the day.
Orange juice is down modestly, 0.35% on the day.
We've got cotton.
It is up 0.18%.
And by God, what have I told you about real estate prices and the supply?
I mean, everybody's either renovating their home, they're putting their homes for sale, they're buying homes, and lumber continues to go up, folks.
Take a look at lumber.
Lumber is up 3.56% on the day.
Every time I ever cover this with you guys, you continue to hear lumber up 3%, 2%, 4%.
Unfucking believable.
Unbelievable.
Anyway, once again, if you have a home and you've owned it for more than 10 years, I would strongly advise you to sell it.
All right, because you ain't going to be able to find buyers like this.
Who the hell just donated?
Nine cents.
Fucking Litecoin.
Don't tell you.
I'm going to take the Litecoin wallet off if that's what y'all are going to do, you fucking piece of crap.
Fucking Litecoin lightweights.
Anyway, we got rubber.
It is up 1.09%.
And ethanol is down 2.11% on the day.
Let's go ahead and get to the livestock, shall we?
We've got livestock.
Live cattle is down.
This is pretty interesting.
Live cattle is down 2.32%.
Cattle feeder is down 1.27%.
And lean hog is down 4.32%.
Very interesting here.
It makes you wonder whether or not the consumer is now kind of saying, well, you know, it's COVID time.
I've lost my job.
I can't eat steak.
I got to go, you know, look for other alternatives.
And this is what's bringing down the cost of live cattle, cattle feeder, and lean hog in the market because that's very interesting right there.
Very interesting.
Although I'm eating a lot of steak.
I'm eating a lot of steak.
So anyway, that concludes the stock market coverage of the evening here.
Let us continue here.
Let us continue.
Let's get to cryptocurrency.
Now, folks, if you guys were into cryptocurrency, you guys are heel kicking right now.
I'm telling y'all, the three years that we had from the last big pickup in cryptocurrency was a lull point.
All right, you got to remember, take a look at the 2017 boom, the last boom of cryptocurrency.
What ended up happening was we were at the tail end of Obama into the new presidency of Donald Trump.
And what ended up happening is that you had people understanding that fiat currency is not something to be dependent on to store your wealth.
And moreover, fiat currencies, because they are printing themselves into oblivion, at some point in time, you're going to have to pay the bank so it can hold your money.
All right.
It can hold your money.
And people were looking for other alternatives on a global scale.
And that's what we have.
And by the way, now that fiat currencies are a little bit on the I've never seen fiat currencies on a global scale just continuously print money and call it stimulus, call it whatever.
They have all these fancy names for it, meaning that they're just printing money to give it away to people.
And that's a solution for a geopolitical problem.
And folks that are wealthy know that they can't continue to hold their goddamn wealth in fiat.
So they're looking for other alternatives.
And cryptocurrency gives one that opportunity because aside from you being able to be in control of your wealth, for instance, depending on what wallet you use, depending on what cryptocurrency you use, you are your own bank.
You are your own bank.
You can control how you send your money.
You can control what you do with your money, etc.
And this is a new form of currency.
There's a currency demand on the global market.
All right.
Cryptocurrency Market Update00:10:52
I mean, I've told you guys this many a times.
I mean, there's many stories where cryptocurrency has been used as a substitute because of irresponsible governments who've depleted their monetary systems by printing it into oblivion.
I mean, Venezuela, which we're going to talk about later, when its money was completely useless because the communists thought that, you know what we're going to do?
We're going to continue to print money.
That's what we're going to do.
And we're going to continue to print money.
And that's what they did.
And that's why it takes like a fucking, you know, a gym bag full of Venezuela dollars for you to get a fucking lunch.
You know, anyway, wait, whoa, whoa, we've got a few bucks here.
We've got some Litecoin.
We had another 10 cents in Litecoin, another couple of bucks in Chainlink.
So cheers to you guys.
Thank you very much.
All right, let's continue here.
Let's go to another one.
The Zimbabwe farmers.
Y'all remember Zimbabwe?
Y'all remember it took like, I don't know, $300,000 to buy toilet paper out there or some kind of bullshit like that.
Well, the farmers in Zimbabwe, they were producing yields and they needed to sell it.
And they couldn't accept Zimbabwe money because it's fucking depleted.
So the Zimbabwe farmers used cryptocurrency as a means of exchanging their livestock, their yields, etc.
And that's how they've maintained their wealth.
Even amidst everyone else being forced to use the Zimbabwe bullshit money, they found an alternative way to be able to exchange their products, their commodities, and be able to be paid for it.
So I'm telling y'all right now, if you're not into cryptocurrency right now, dude, you better get into it somehow.
You better accept it as a service or you better accept it if you sell something.
You know, you better start thinking about your future is all I'm saying.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the cryptocurrency portion of the markets.
We've got the market cap.
Let's get to the entire market cap of cryptocurrency.
The entire market cap is $505 billion.
$505 billion in the cryptocurrency markets right now.
So that'll tell you something, baby.
Let's go ahead and get to it.
Bitcoin BTC.
We saw it reach 18,000 when we were last broadcasting this past Tuesday.
Had a little bit of a pullback.
You know, people taking profits.
You know how it is, but it's now going back towards 18,000 right now.
So let's go ahead and take a look at it.
Bitcoin BTC, it is up modestly in the past 24 hours.
It is up 0.09%.
Current price for BTC Bitcoin, $17,948.62.
And who knows?
That was Ethereum.
A couple of bucks in Ethereum, dude.
Cheers to everybody out there who's hooking it up and some asshole that keeps fucking donating like 10 cents in Litecoin.
Remember, I was telling you guys to get into this when it was, you know, down.
When it was down.
Remember, this was one of my first introductions to people back in 2017.
Remember, I was selling those Ethereum contracts, which, by the way, I'd be selling contracts again, but people are so smart.
They've bought them out of business.
There's just too many people that there's just too much demand for mining contracts that they can never keep them in stock.
So once again, ETH, Ethereum, $482.55.
Let's get to Chainlink.
Chainlink is up 2.78%.
And of course, Chainlink symbol is L-I-N-K.
Current price for Chainlink, $13.75 per chain link.
Now, Litecoin, even though we got a bunch of Litecoin lightweights out here trying to throw me like 20 cents and, you know, trying to, I don't know, troll me or something, Litecoin has been on fire for the past seven days.
I mean, if you were just getting into Litecoin seven days ago, you'd be up 30% on your fucking money right now.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
LTC is the symbol for Litecoin.
It is up 10.12% on the day.
10.12% on the day.
In the past seven days, it has been up 32.56%.
Current price for Litecoin, LTC, $81.53 per Litecoin.
So all you goddamn Litecoin investors, y'all are heel kicking right now.
I can tell, or I can tell.
I can hear it.
I can hear it right now.
Anyway, every crypto that I cover has been up and has been dramatically up.
Let's continue.
We got EOS.
EOS is up today, and of course the symbol is EOS.
It is up 2.61%.
For the past seven days, EOS has been up 8.06%.
Current price for EOS is $2.68 per EOS.
Now, Monero, we see a little bit of a pullback on Monero here.
It's a modest one.
XMR is the symbol.
And Jose, we got another Litecoin lightweight with, okay, look, I finally broke a dollar in Litecoin.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, your little 10 cents.
I finally broke a buck in Litecoin.
I feel so great.
I've accomplished something in life.
XMR is the symbol for Monero.
It is down modestly 1.59%, although it's been up in the week, 6.73%.
Current price for Monero, XMR, $119.92 per Monero.
Now, let's get to Tezos here.
Now, people are asking me, why do I keep covering Tezos, right?
Well, if you take a look at Tezos, a very interesting thing that you can do with Tezos, especially if you have the Exodus wallet, you can get Tezos, and regardless of the value, whether it goes up, whether it goes down, you can make, and hold on, let me give you the exact amount of interest that you can make on Tezos.
Hold on just one second.
Let me get the exact amount of interest here because you can make, from what I understand, 8% on your money just by holding on to Tezos in your Exodus wallet.
I'm not even kidding around.
Let me get you the exact amount here.
Hold on.
Tezos here.
Tezos.
Tezos.
And by the way, XTZ is the symbol for Tezos.
Yeah, it's 5.72 API.
5.72 API just for holding Tezos in your Exodus wallet.
And there's a couple of other cryptocurrencies that offer some kind of an API percentage just for holding it.
And we're going to get to those in the next couple of sessions that we cover the markets in a few shows.
So let's go ahead and get to Tezos XTZ.
It is up 0.28% on the day.
Current price for Tezos is $2.08 per Tezos cryptocurrency.
All right, let's get to Dash, folks.
D-A-S-H.
And it also took a nice increase up in the past couple of weeks.
Dash is up 4.48%.
All right.
Current price for Dash is $83.36.
And here we go.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks a lot.
I got another 10 cents from the Litecoin lightweights.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Anyway, I'm at a buck.
What is it?
$1.14 or some shit.
Anyway, once again, Dash, $83.36 per Dash.
Let's go ahead and get to Ethereum Classic, folks.
ETC is the symbol.
And by the way, if you would have just made an investment in Ethereum Classic within the past seven days, you'd be up almost 20% on your money.
I'm not even kidding.
Even though it's down modestly today, it's down almost a percent today, Ethereum Classic.
But in the past seven days, it has been up 17.90% on the day.
Oh, we got some Dash in.
We got some Dash.
And we got two bucks on Dash.
Thank you very much for the Dashers out there.
Look at that.
Dash is, we got some Dash ballers out here.
Cheers to you, man.
Once again, Ethereum Classic, $5.96 is the price.
It is up almost 20% on the seven-day period.
So, you know, Ethereum Classic, man, Ethereum Classic.
Let's continue.
Zcash, ZEC is the symbol.
It is up modestly today, 0.34%.
Current price for Zcash is $62.91 per Zcash, per Zcash.
So, you know, I mean, these are some pretty good fucking increases, to say the least.
I've been trying to cover this.
I've been trying to tell you.
Anyway, Quantum QTUM also taking some increases here in the past seven days.
Today, QTUM is up 6.52%.
All right.
And in the past seven days, it's been up 12.06%.
Current price for QTUM, $2.28 per QTUM.
And before we get done with the coverage here, let's go to 42 coin.
Once again, my and the inner circle's biggest holding here.
42 coin.
It is down modestly today.
Oh, is this another Litecoin lightweight?
Another Litecoin.
How much Litecoin?
Another 10 cents.
Thank you very much for the 10 cents on Litecoin.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, 42 coin is $59,694.58 for 42 coin.
And by the way, I'm going to put my 42 coin wallet here up shortly.
I've just been trying to maneuver some of my 42 coin from one wallet to the next.
42 Coin Wallet Move00:05:18
So with that being said, that concludes our market coverage for this evening.
Now let's get into the nitty-gritty on exposing election fraud.
All right.
Exposing voter fraud.
Now, I know y'all probably did not see the press conference that was given by Rudolph Giuliani and the lawyers of the Trump team who are in charge of, you know, gaining litigious lawsuits in an attempt to not only reverse the so-called announcements of winning states that were supposedly Biden states.
I mean, they are now going as far as attempting to expose an all-out conspiracy, of course, by none other than the fucking criminal organization called the Democrat Party, who is exposed by WikiLeaks in 2016 for being a corrupt piece of shit.
But of course, nobody cares.
Nobody gives a shit.
And our constitution, our elections, the democratic way we elect our leaders is on the line right now.
And what I'd like to do, all right, what I'd like to do is I'd like to go over the press conference with Rudolph Giuliani because I know many of y'all didn't see it.
And if you did hear about it, the only way you heard about it is through the mainstream, lamestream media.
And all they're talking about is, I don't know, the just for men or something that was dripping down Giuliani's face or some kind of shit like that and trying to say that these were baseless claims against election fraud and all this other crap.
Bullshit.
No mainstream media outlet covered this at all.
The only way that you were able to see this is if you were on the internet and actually looking at the whole damn thing.
So what we're going to do is we're going to look at it.
And I don't care if you people are going to get pissed off.
I don't give a shit.
You understand?
Our integrity.
I'm getting choked up here.
Our integrity is on the line here as an American country.
I mean, lest we forget that we set troops to die in Afghanistan and Iraq so that we can impose our democratic principles upon them so we could force them to stand in line and vote for their leaders amidst suicide bombings, amidst terrorist acts, amidst retribution.
And I'm telling you right now, if we don't wake up, and it doesn't matter what side of the aisle you are on, if you don't wake up and recognize that this fucking Democratic Party did whatever it took, and we're going to get to it because it's just unbelievable the links that the Democrats extended in an attempt to try to fix this election in 2020.
I'm not even kidding.
It's just, I'm amazed.
Before we get to it, I want to acknowledge some people that have been donating some diamonds here.
Kamunga strikes.
Ghost, that coin.wave sound is too real.
Thank you very much, man.
We got TN Apostle, probably a good thing that I got out of the oil field.
You're damn right, TN Apostle.
You see, in retrospect, man, TN Apostle with another diamond.
I hauled Frack Sand.
Well, that's going to be cut to an end thanks to Joe Biden.
TN Apostle with another diamond.
I hope Biden loses.
I get diesel for $194 here.
No shit, dude.
TN Apostle for another diamond.
Any advice from whom to buy silver or gold?
Hold on, I'll get to that in a minute.
Ninja Geni by TN Apostle.
Canada laughs at us for using machines for voting.
I know I saw that shit.
TN Apostle got two shots on standby.
Slam one back with me.
I will in a minute, dude.
Feminist socialists, say it with me, President.
I'm not going to say that.
Go fucking shove it up your ass.
Amy Daly on band, kill all communists.
Well, you said it.
Anyway, with that being said, even though I had all these fucking trolls in the chat room trying to donate lemons to try to fuck up my goddamn action feed, I still got through the diamonds and Ninja Genie.
So all of you assholes that are in the chat room throwing diamonds thinking I'm a fucking jerk, you can suck it.
Anyway, with that being said, let's get serious.
All right, we're going to watch the press conference in which, and we're going to, not only are we going to watch the press conference, I'm going to show you the proof that the mainstream media is claiming that Giuliani and the Trump team are saying is false, that it's baseless, it's crazy, etc.
All right.
Now, once again, no donos, no donos.
Even though I'm going to take the donos are paused right now off so that you could clearly see the screen.
Donos are paused.
All right.
And fuck you, Lord Cooler.
Why don't you go outside and go look at the stars and count how many stars in our Orion's penis, you astrologist dick?
Just sit there and shut up.
Anyway, sorry about that.
Let's continue here.
Let's go ahead and take the no-donos off.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on and let's talk about this.
Here we go.
This is a representative of our legal team.
Donos Paused Right Now00:05:36
We're representing President Trump and we're representing the Trump campaign.
When I finish, Sidney Powell and then Jenner.
I want to be honest with you.
I mean, this is a pretty good team.
You've got Giuliani who took down the mob, lest we forget, and cleaned up New York.
All right.
You've got DeGenova here.
What's his name?
DeGenova, I think his name is.
This guy was a prosecutor for the Department of Justice.
And these are big-time players here.
And we will present, in brief, the evidence that we've collected over the last, I guess it is two weeks.
Also, Joseph Genever, Victoria Tenziger here with me.
DeGenova.
There are a lot more lawyers working on this, but I guess we're the senior lawyers.
And Boris Epstein.
So I guess the best way to describe this is when we began our representation of the president, we certainly were confronted with a very anomalous set of results.
The president way ahead on election night, seven or eight hundred thousand in Pennsylvania.
Somehow he lost Pennsylvania.
We have statisticians willing to testify, but that's almost statistically impossible to have happened in the period of time that it happened.
But of course, that's just speculation.
As we started investigating, both our investigations and the very patriotic and brave American citizens that have come forward are extraordinary.
Extraordinary number of people, extraordinary number of witnesses.
And you know, pause this.
And what's sad is that those that come out are threatened.
All right.
They're threatened with their lives.
This is how the Democrats are playing now.
All right.
This is how they're playing.
If you don't go there where they're going to threaten you, they're going to threaten your family.
They're going to threaten your children.
I mean, this is how they're playing.
This is fucking disgusting.
Go ahead.
Because it's not a singular voter fraud in one state.
This pattern repeats itself in a number of states.
Almost exactly the same pattern.
Which to any experienced investigator, prosecutor, would suggest that there was a plan from a centralized place to execute these various acts of voter fraud, specifically focused on big cities and specifically focused on, as you would imagine, big cities controlled by Democrats.
Oh, what a shock.
And particularly focused on big cities that have a long history of corruption.
The number of voter fraud cases in Philadelphia could fill a library.
Just a few weeks ago, there was a way.
I got to pause this.
By the way, Philadelphia is subterranean trash.
I'm sorry.
I'm not even joking around.
The people of Philadelphia are the biggest pieces of trash on the planet.
And if you're from Philadelphia, I'm sorry, but fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
You know, everybody's crying about how Kobe died and shit like that.
And I get it.
Everybody misses Kobe and shit.
But I remember Kobe.
He played in an all-star game in Philadelphia.
I remember it like it was yesterday, okay?
He played in an all-star game.
And fucking Kobe was born and raised in Philly.
That's his hometown, okay?
And because he played for the Lakers, they named him, obviously they named him the MVP of the All-Star Game.
He played for the Lakers, and I think that video is still up.
Anyway, Jim Gray comes up to him, you know, the infamous Jim Gray.
Fucking, that's a troll sports announcer, an interviewer, if I've ever seen one.
But anyway, Jim Gray comes up to him and interviews him.
And the entire fucking goddamn Philadelphia stadium, the fucking whatever, wherever the hell they were playing, boo.
I mean, this is his hometown.
It's the hometown boy, and they damn near made Kobe cry.
I'm not even joking.
If y'all ever see, it's Jim Gray, YouTube search, Jim Gray, Kobe Bryant, All-Star Game.
And all, I mean, fucking Kobe almost cried during the interview because every Philly fan was like, boo, you suck, you fucking people.
They were cursing at him, all that shit.
Just because he was a Laker and he was the MVP of the All-Star Game.
Pieces of trash in Philly for cry.
I wouldn't take a dirty diarrhea of shit in Philly.
Go ahead, play it.
And one two weeks before that.
And I've often said, I guess sarcastically, but it's true.
The only surprise I would have found in this is if Philadelphia hadn't cheated in this election.
Because for the last 60 years, they've cheated in just about every single election.
You could say the same thing about Detroit.
Each one of these cities are cities that are controlled by Democrats, which means they can get away with anything they want to do.
It means they have a certain degree of control over, certainly control the election board completely.
And control law enforcement.
And unfortunately, they have some friendly judges that will issue ridiculously irrational opinions just to come out in their favor.
Absolutely.
And what Giuliani is explaining here is that this whole con job to create votes.
Mail Ballot Manipulation00:15:25
And take a look at the narrow margins in which Biden is one state's.
I mean, 20,000 votes, 13,000 votes, and even less in some cases.
These are narrow margins.
And you mean to tell me that you can't concoct these votes out of nowhere using mail-in balloting, even fraudulent absentee balloting.
And I want you to hear what Giuliani suggests in here because we're going to investigate what Giuliani is saying because the mainstream media is claiming that it's bullshit.
But let me, before we get ahead of myself, let's continue.
Specifics.
Pennsylvania.
In Pennsylvania, the margin of victory now for Biden, which is not a victory, it's a fraud, is 69,140 votes.
The reality is that we are now at a count of 682,770 ballots for which we have affidavits that there was no inspection of that ballot at the time that it was entered in the vote.
It was a mail ballot.
Mail ballots are particularly prone to fraud.
We were warned about that.
That is correct.
You see, he's talking about mail ballots, mail-in ballots, and he's talking about how they could easily be manipulated by the people either fraudulently making them or filling them out or those improperly counting them, etc.
Okay?
And this is not the only thing.
Not only did they try to conjure up votes in the mail-in and in the absentee voter fraudulent component, it's even further.
It goes into the voting machines.
We've talked about Dominion voting machines in the past here.
It gets even worse.
Play it.
By Jimmy Carter, President Jimmy Carter, and Secretary Baker.
By the way, he's talking about Jimmy Carter and Secretary Baker in a commission that happened about a decade or so ago in which they said, and this is a bipartisan commission, that mail-in balloting is just an unbelievable amount of fraud in the mail-in balloting use.
And that's what Giuliani is describing now.
In a report about a dozen years ago, in which they said that mail balloting is particularly susceptible of fraud, that we should very carefully consider ever doing it, and that it can be taken advantage of.
Justice Souter warned us of the same thing in a comment in an election law case.
And even the New York Times wrote articles about how dangerous mail voting, mail-in voting was.
And this is the first time we ever did it en masse.
And I think we proved that all three are prophets.
It's not only susceptible to fraud, it is easily susceptible to fraud, particularly if you have a plan or scheme which sounds eerily similar to what Joe Biden told us a few days before the election, that he had the best voter fraud team in the world.
Yeah, do you see that?
He did say that.
I don't know if y'all know, but geriatric Joe Biden said, hey, I've got the best voter fraud team in the world.
Fucking geriatric old fool.
He actually said that.
Play it.
Well, they were good.
I don't know that they were that good because they made significant mistakes, like all crooks do, and we caught them.
One of them was pushing out Republican inspectors.
Every state, almost every civilized country, even Tanzania and places you wouldn't think of, have rules about inspectors, particularly for mail-in ballots.
And why, for particularly for mail-in ballots?
Because they can more easily be defrauded and you can't check on it.
Now, he's going to pull out and give you an example of what a mail-in ballot is and how you count them.
Now, what's unfortunate, folks, is that there's been many videos that depict this allegation that Giuliani is putting forth here, that the Republican overseers, you know, the observers that are supposed to be there while everyone's counting, were deliberately put away from the counting and actually obstructed from actually looking at and observing the counting.
And every time somebody puts it on YouTube or anytime somebody puts it on one of these social media oligarchs, it's completely taken down.
It's completely taken down.
And this goes against the very foundation of our elections because there should be observers of not just the Democrat and Republican Party, but if there happens to be a third party, if there happens to be an Independent running.
I mean, this is what keeps us transparent.
But you see, any time that someone attempts to post these videos showing blatant election fraud at the election counting level in which they were purposely, I'm talking, the people counting and the people in charge, the election officials, purposely kept Republican observers away from the actual count.
And if you put that video up there, your account's terminated and the video is taken down.
These are facts, all right?
Now, what Giuliani's about to do is he's going to try to explain in moron what a mail-in ballot is.
Play it.
People who have never done a mail-in ballot, I'm going to show you why it's so easy.
Well, you fill out an envelope like this.
You put your, usually in New York, it would be your assembly district and the precinct in which you're voting.
You fill out your name and your address and you sign it.
You then use an inner envelope and you put the ballot inside the inner envelope.
You seal it all and you send it in.
When it's being counted, almost invariably in the United States, up until the mass cheating that went on in this election, a Republican and a Democrat inspector, as well as others, if there are other parties, is allowed to watch the unsealing of this ballot.
Used to go on all over America when we conducted honest elections.
Because the only time you can ever find out if it's a fraudulent ballot is when it is looked at.
The minute you approve this, it's thrown away, gone for eternity.
The only thing left is the vote.
That could have been Mickey Mouse.
That could have been a dead person.
That could have been not filled out properly.
That could have been the same person 30 times.
That could have been, and all these things have happened, by the way.
That could have been nothing filled out.
We never know.
So, for example, the recount being done in Georgia will tell us nothing because these fraudulent ballots will just be counted again because they wouldn't supply the signatures to match the ballots.
Thank you.
Now, pause this.
Pause this.
Now, look, what he's saying here, because remember, Georgia was supposedly going through a recount, right?
And what Giuliani's saying is that they're just going to recount the ballots that shouldn't be counted.
Remember, there should be meticulous oversight on how a ballot is filled out and whether it's filled out right.
And if it's not filled out right, it's tossed out.
All right.
I mean, that's the unfortunate, the unfortunate reality you take whenever you vote by mail.
And if you don't fill it out right, because you're a fucking moron.
And you see, that's why before the count was even mentioned, because now all of a sudden, miraculously, Joe Biden won Georgia.
But this is what Giuliani's saying is that the same fucking morons who allowed this level of oversight, which was damn near none, if not intentionally either in favor of Joe Biden, those ballots are still going to be counted.
All right.
Those ballots are still going to be counted.
And as you heard, I mean, Giuliani was trying to explain in moron what a mail-in ballot is and how it's supposed to be counted and how there should be observers on both parties observing the count, how the mail-in ballot is, how it's handled, how it's counted, et cetera.
And that was not the case in many states that were controlled by Democrats.
These are facts.
Play it.
Play the rest.
To have counted these ballots because, for example, in Pennsylvania, where we have probably our most precise evidence, 682,770 of these ballots were cast, put in, and they weren't inspected, which renders them ballots that are null and void.
Cannot be counted.
Have to be removed from the vote.
That is correct.
And let me tell you, even though these dumbass states are legislating from the bench, you know, you hear all these dumbass mainstream media ports, oh, this case was struck down by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court.
And yeah, there you take that, Trump.
And oh, yeah, this court over here in this state said no to Trump.
You know what that means?
That means that Trump can continuously take the unconstitutional ruling that's happening in these biased fucking states and take them to the Supreme Court where they belong.
So all these dumbasses that think that they're able to just kind of get away with murder because they packed the state Supreme Court with a bunch of fucking Democrat maniacs, you know, because they, it ain't going to work.
You're only allowing that much more cases to be brought forth to the Supreme Court.
And let me tell you, I think that the Supreme Court needs to rule in many different cases here because there's many different components to this fraud.
All right.
Right now, Rudolph Giuliani is just explaining to you the mail-in ballot fraud.
Then he's going to get into something else.
We've already gone through, if y'all have taken a look at the, what was it, a couple of shows ago in which we went over Dominion voting and how that was a bunch of corrupt piece of shit and how Dominion voting systems isn't even an American company.
It's Canadian.
All right.
Dominion voting systems aren't even an American company.
It's Canadian.
So anyway, before I get ahead of myself, once again, Giuliani talking about mail-in balloting, how it can be fraud, how it can be miscounted, how the Republican observers weren't allowed to observe the count, et cetera, and how Georgia, even though they're recounting the ballots, they're recounting ballots that shouldn't be counted.
Play it.
Why?
For several reasons, not the least of which is that was basically only one of two places in the state where it was done.
So in the other parts of the state, there was a legitimate inspection of the ballots.
So if you have two different standards in different parts of the state, one favoring one part of the state, the other disfavoring the other part of the state, that's a classic violation of the Equal Protection Clause of the United States Constitution.
Bush v. Gore being the most recent case that now what Giuliani is saying here is that the kind of voting that happened in these big cities that are controlled by Democrats in which Republican observers weren't allowed to observe the count and how certain ballots were allowed to be counted that shouldn't have been counted,
that same standard was not applied in rural areas or in smaller towns and that sort of thing because those election officials were more rigid and more by the book.
And that's why this is a discrepancy.
There's a discrepancy in the proportion of the amount of votes with these other outside outside big city elections as opposed to the ones that were in the inner city or the big cities that are controlled by Democrats.
Play it.
That teaches that.
That's not the only fraud that went on in Pennsylvania.
All of the other frauds carried out in the other states by the Democrat bosses happened there as well.
For example, if you've made a mistake in that ballot and you lived in Philadelphia or in Pittsburgh, you were allowed to fix the mistake.
But if you lived in what would be considered more Republican or Trump parts of the state, you were given no such right.
One of our plaintiffs, Mr. Henry, cast an absentee ballot and he failed to put it in the secure envelope inside.
He just put it in open, naked.
That ballot was cast aside because it was invalid, because that breaks the privacy of the vote.
In Pittsburgh and in Philadelphia, if they noticed that there wasn't an inner envelope, they'd contact the voter and allow him to vote again.
Or if he didn't fill it out completely, or if he made a mistake and didn't sign his full name, he was allowed to cure it.
There is no such provision under the law of Pennsylvania.
The Democrat Secretary of State made that up.
All right, now that is one case in which they're going to take to Pennsylvania if Pennsylvania is going to continue to certify the vote towards Biden, is that there was not an equal opportunity of voting.
You cannot have two standards in voting.
It has to be a universal voting process.
And because there's cases in which Giuliani is talking about individuals who didn't get their vote counted because they were in Trump areas of the state, but those that were in the inner city, like Pittsburgh and Philadelphia, they were allowed to make all kinds of corrections.
You know, they were allowed to do things that people that were outside those cities weren't able to do.
And that goes against the Constitution.
That goes against election laws.
And those shouldn't be counted.
And this is the base of the case in Pennsylvania.
But to maximize the votes in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh and to minimize the votes in the other parts of the state.
We have, to give you another example, we have 17,000 provisional ballots cast in Pittsburgh.
Do you know what a provisional ballot is?
Provisional ballot usually happens this way.
And about 15 of the states.
Yeah, take a listen to what provisional ballots.
I didn't even know that they were even using provisional ballots anywhere for this election, but here you go, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Here we go.
17,000 happened this way.
You walk in and you say, I'm here to vote today.
Oh, Mr. Giuliani, you already voted.
I did.
I don't remember voting.
Oh, yes, yes, you cast an absentee ballot.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
So why does that happen 17,000 times in Pittsburgh?
People walked in thinking they actually 15,000 to be precise.
Why did it happen 15,000 times that people in Pittsburgh walked in to vote and they had already voted according to the Democrat election machine?
Did they forget that many people with bad memories in Pittsburgh?
Or is the following correct?
That as witnesses will testify, they were instructed by the Democrat bosses when they had a ballot in which there was no one registered, just assign it to somebody.
Just assign it to Rudy Giuliani.
So when Rudy Giuliani, maybe Rudy Giuliani won't show up to vote.
And if he does show up to vote, we'll give him a provisional ballot.
That is what we call circumstantial evidence of the fraud.
Did y'all hear that?
Now, what the election people that were counting the votes were told by election officials, if they've got a blank mail-in ballot, to just give it to somebody else, sign another name on it.
And Giuliani said 15,000 people in Pittsburgh went in an attempt to get a provisional ballot, even though many of them had already done a ballot either by mail-in or absentee, and it was counted on the rolls.
People showed up saying, I don't remember voting.
I didn't vote.
So 15,000 people went to get provisional ballots, and they were shown to be already voted on the rolls right there.
So there's another component to the fraud of the people who will testify that, in fact, that's what happened to them, as well as the 50 to 60 witnesses we have for the way they were treated and not allowed to inspect the ballots.
They weren't just not allowed to do it.
They were pushed.
A few cases they were assaulted.
In all cases, they were put in a corral so far away, probably the closest they got is from here to the back of that room.
And there's video of this.
You know, there's video with what Giuliani is alleging here.
If you attempt to put it on any social media that belongs to Silicon Valley, not only will your account be terminated, but the damn video will be taken down.
All right, there is actual footage of these election officials trying to prevent Republican observers from observing the count.
I mean, this is absolute fact.
And, you know, if you try to get this video, I've seen it many times.
Every time I get a hold of it, it's taken down.
And it's fucking sad.
Like a, did you all watch my cousin Vinny?
You know the movie?
It's one of my favorite law movies because he comes from Brooklyn.
And the nice lady who said she saw, and then he says to her, how many fingers do I have?
How many fingers have I got up?
And she says, three.
Well, she was too far away to see it was only two.
These people were further away than my cousin Vinny was from the witness.
They couldn't see a thing.
Now, I don't know.
Now, you have to understand.
You have to understand.
The elitist media will say, oh, my God, Rudolph Giuliani made a reference to my cousin Vinny in his very bizarre presentation of voter fraud.
He's talking in moron.
Do you understand?
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That's what he has to do so that American people can be like, oh, yeah, I remember that.
I remember when my cousin Vinny, he went back and he put two fingers in the old lady shake three five.
I remember that.
That's how fucking stupid we are in this country.
Play it.
I'm sorry.
Play it.
The 60 people are lying?
They didn't just tell me this.
They swore under penalty of perjury, which is something no Democrats ever done.
You don't even ask Biden about this.
You don't put him under penalty of perjury.
He doesn't even get asked questions about it.
He doesn't get asked questions about all the evidence of the crimes that he committed.
These people are under penalty of perjury.
Their names are on an affidavit.
They swear that they weren't allowed to carry out their function as inspectors.
And it's not just a technical thing.
There's a reason they did it.
Why would you not allow people to carry out the function they've been allowed to do for 50 years, 60 years?
Why wouldn't you allow inspections of those ballots?
Because you knew you were going to use those ballots to catch Biden up.
And you had a big road ahead of you.
You had to catch him up for 700,000 to 800,000 votes that he was behind.
And the only way you were going to do it were with the mail-in ballots.
Of course.
And that's what I've been saying, folks.
Okay, that's what I've been saying.
Mail-in balloting for this presidential election is unprecedented.
Unprecedented.
We've never had mail-in balloting.
And look, I know the media tries to convince you that we always have because we have absentee balloting.
Absentee balloting is not mail-in balloting.
And we have enough fraud with absentee balloting alone.
Absentee balloting has been around since like the Civil War.
And it was meant for people in the military and ambassadors and dignitaries to be able to vote, not the general public.
All right.
But the media will have you believe that, oh, we've always had mail-in ballots.
No, we haven't.
Okay.
With an absentee ballot, okay?
You have to apply to your state.
You have to apply to your state and give them a reason why you're not going to be able to be showing up at the polls that day.
And they have to approve whether or not you get an absentee ballot and then they mail you one.
Okay.
And then if you mail it in and you don't fill it out correctly, they can toss it out.
Now, mail-in balloting, folks, is when the state, for whatever reason, decides to take it upon itself to unsolicit, mail everyone on a voter registration of the state a ballot for them to fill out and mail back or be collected at some designated location.
Unsolicited, meaning that these people that get the ballots in mail-in balloting, they don't ask for them.
They don't ask for them.
They just get them and they fill them out.
And as you know as well as I, folks, there's no universal central database whether or not you moved or died or you're in jail.
I mean, you know, that voter roll was from the last election you were in or that participated in voting in.
And what I don't understand is this mainstream media is purposely deceiving the people into believing that mail-in balloting has always been around.
It has never been conducted in a fucking presidential election.
Maybe some states have tried to do mail-in balloting.
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Take a look at what happened there.
I think New York is the most recent fucking state to use mail-in balloting, and it was a fucking fiasco.
And of course, the reasoning behind using mail-in balloting, my COVID, my COVID, my COVID.
As I stated previous, okay, if you're too afraid to stand in line with a mask on, six feet spread apart, all that stupid COVID shit, if you're too afraid to stand in line and cast your vote, your vote shouldn't count.
All right?
Don't you remember we forced Iraqis and Afghanis to stand in line and vote amidst suicide bombings, terrorism, and retribution.
Okay?
Because we were supposed to bestow them our democratic values, right?
We were democratization by force.
That was the neoconservative way of thinking, right?
You know, we're going to take all their institutions and just trash them and we're going to rebuild them from scratch in our image.
And if we sent all those troops in Afghanistan and Iraq to die so that we can just go throw mail-in ballots to elect our leaders, then if I was a goddamn Afghanistan or Iraq veteran, I'd be fucking seething right now.
I'd be pissed off on why the fuck did I even go out there and fight if we're not even going to oblige the principles that we were forcing people to oblige.
Play the rest of this.
Play it.
Republican inspector around.
They don't even have Democrats watching it because they'd be afraid that there'd be honest Democrats who would say, you're cheating.
So that takes us to Michigan, where there was an honest Democrat who said they were cheating.
And we'll show you her affidavit.
Because I know you keep reporting falsely that we have no evidence, that we have no specific acts of fraud.
That's because the coverage of this has been almost as dishonest as the scheme itself.
Yeah, thank you.
And look, Giuliani calls out the fake news enemy of the people mainstream media.
And I'm telling you, if you people are pissed about this, you need to start focusing your fucking energy on these pieces of fucking talking head trash out here that are deliberately lying to the American people, deliberately deceiving the American people and doing it with a smile on their face and an arrogant fucking attitude.
You know, the Trevor Noah's, some of these people ain't even from our country.
Like Trevor Noah, it's not even a fucking American.
This fucking John Oliver limey prick is not even a fucking American.
This fucking makes me sick, dude.
I mean, that you fucking people look to these stupid, dumb foreigners and like, oh yeah, he knows a lot about politics.
Play it.
The American people are entitled to know this.
You don't have a right to keep it from them.
And we have a little pause here.
Go ahead.
I mean, you don't report to them that a citizen of this country, a very fine woman, who was willing to allow me to Give you her name.
I can't give you all these affidavits because if I do, these people will be harassed.
They'll be threatened.
They may lose their jobs.
And this is the unfortunate part about it.
All right.
If you are named in any kind of pro-Trump situation now, you've got all kinds of sick, demented, leftist morons who are being antagonized by the mainstream media, who are going to harass you, who are going to threaten you, who are going to inflict violence on you, your children, etc.
I mean, this is fucking disgusting, man.
This is disgusting.
Their friends.
We've lost lawyers in this case because they've been threatened.
We've had lawyers that need protection.
What's going on in this country is horrible, and the censorship that you're imposing is making it worse.
But Jesse Jacob is an adult citizen and a resident of the state of Michigan.
She's been an employee of the city of Detroit for decades.
I know her age, but she can tell you her age.
She was assigned to voting duties in September, and she was trained by the city of Detroit and the state of Michigan.
She's basically trained to cheat.
She said that I was instructed by my supervisor to adjust the mailing date of these absentee ballot packages to be dated earlier than when they were actually sent in.
Now, did you hear that?
He's got an affidavit sworn under oath, under penalty of law, of someone who was told by election officials to commit fraud.
Play it.
The supervisor made that announcement for all workers to engage in that fraudulent practice.
That's not me saying that.
That's this American citizen saying that under oath.
I don't know.
Maybe you could say she's lying, but you can't say there's no evidence.
This is what we call evidence.
This is direct evidence.
Not circumstantial.
I tried many, many cases, as did all my colleagues here.
You put a witness on a witness stand, witnesses testifying to their own knowledge.
This witness goes on the witness stand and she will say, I was told to adjust the date on the absentee ballots.
I witnessed election workers and employees going over to the voting booths with voters in order to watch them vote and coach them for whom to vote.
Completely illegal.
She will testify to that.
I don't know.
Biden's people can cross-examine her, but you can't just throw it away.
Gee, there's no evidence.
Next time you say that, you'll be lying.
Because there is evidence.
Yeah, but you know, now they're not saying you have no evidence, Rudy.
Now the fucking lamestream mainstream media is saying it's baseless evidence now, which this is evidence.
I mean, a witness testifying is evidence, believe it or not.
That's how a lot of people are falsely in prison.
They're falsely in prison based upon someone's testimony that falsely accuses them of a crime and then they're convicted.
Oh, by the way, this is public.
You can all get it.
It's attached to the complaint in Constantino versus the city of Detroit.
Then she was instructed.
See, so they've got a lawsuit.
Constantino versus Detroit is the lawsuit.
By my supervisor, not to ask for a driver's license or any photo ID when a person was trying to vote.
Don't ask for identification.
Why would you not ask for identification?
Because you knew that a lot of people not entitled to vote were going to come in an early vote.
Because you knew that illegal immigrants were going to be allowed to vote.
You knew, if you lived in Philadelphia, unless you're stu not, that's an Italian expression for stupid.
Unless you're stupid, you knew that a lot of people were coming over from Camden to vote.
They do every year.
Happens all the time in Philly.
It's about as frequent as getting beaten up at a Philadelphia Eagle basketball football game.
Happens all the time.
All the time.
Philly sucks.
And it's allowed to happen because it is a Democrat, corrupt city and has been for years.
Many, many years.
And they carried it out in places they could get away with it.
They didn't carry it out in neutral places.
They didn't carry it out in Republican places.
They didn't carry it out where the law is respected.
They carried it out in corrupt, a corrupt city where the district attorney releases criminals en masse, which is why it has to be done.
And by the way, these are facts.
I mean, take a look at the mayor of Philadelphia.
This guy released all kinds of criminals when he was elected, and that's a liberal thing to do.
You know, that's a liberal thing to do.
She also said, I observed a large number of people who came to the satellite location to vote in person, but they had already applied for and submitted an absentee ballot.
So she observed a lot of people voting twice.
Again, this is Jesse Jacob, not me.
I was instructed not to validate, not to invalidate any ballots and not to look for any deficiency in the ballots.
Why would you do that?
Because you're cheating.
On purpose cheating.
Intentionally cheating.
You're cheating as an institution.
This is an instruction from the election commissioner or the employer to the worker.
Don't make for any deficiencies.
I mean, that's pretty damning evidence when you've got people that are willing to testify under the threat of perjury for lying that will make these accusations, you know.
And if further investigation into those accusations prove the accusation valid, I mean, that's what makes the fucking case.
You know, but let's continue.
I was instructed not to look at any of the signatures on the absentee ballots.
If she was instructed not to look for any of the on the absentee ballots, why the heck do you sign it in the first place in order to identify it?
She was instructed not to do that because many of the absentee ballots were fraudulent, and they knew that.
And they didn't want to have a count of that.
On November 4th, 2020, I was instructed to improperly predate the absentee ballots when the receipt date was actually after November 3rd, 2020.
Now, this is really significant because Justice Delito of the Supreme Court instructed Pennsylvania that any ballot that comes in after 8 o'clock on November 3rd, 2020, had to be put aside.
Now, believe it or not, Supreme Court Justice Alito actually used his authority to intervene in the situation in Pennsylvania and ordered, and believe it or not, he has the authority to do so, ordered that any ballots that came in after 8 o'clock on election night were not valid.
Sworn Affidavits Evidence00:12:17
And guess what?
Pennsylvania still counted them anyway.
And not opened because there's a question as to its legality and its constitutionality.
What she's telling you is that they blatantly disregarded that order.
That they took ballots that were marked the fourth and the fifth and the sixth and they marked it down for the third in blatant disregard of the order of the United States Supreme Court.
This is this is I don't know if she's a Democrat or Republican.
I assume if she's working, if she's working for the I mean, I assume if she's working for the city of Detroit, that she's a Democrat.
I assume, but I may be wrong.
She's a citizen.
I've never met her, never coached her.
And I'd like you to note that it's signed under penalties of perjury.
We have 100 more of these.
I can't show them to you.
100 more of them.
Because those people don't want to be harassed.
100 more of these eyewitnesses.
And of course, they don't want to be named publicly because if you're named publicly as pro-Trump anything, you're a target for harassment.
I mean, it's like justification in these lunatic leftists for them to inflict all kinds of pain and all kinds of violence on you because, oh my God, my Trump derangement syndrome.
All right.
I mean, we are in a constitutional crisis here.
And what really Rudolph Giuliani is exposing is once again, the Democrats acting like the criminal organization that they are, doing everything they can in an unscrupulous and illegal capacity to gain power.
Fucking Democrats should be disbanded.
They are fucking a disgusting disgrace to America.
Play it.
They don't want to have their lives torn apart by the goons on the other side.
We don't do that to them.
They've done that to a lot of our people.
They've done it for four years.
And it's outrageous that it's tolerated.
And it's tolerated because you condone it in the press.
Damn right.
Thank you for calling out the press, Rudolph Giuliani.
Not only do they condone it, Rudolph Giuliani, they're trying to propagate it.
They're trying to accept the idea.
They're trying to antagonize it.
All right.
That's what the media is doing.
I'm telling y'all right now, the mainstream media is an enemy of the people.
And if you don't believe that by now, then you're a part of the problem.
If you believe what Muffdive and Madow says, if you believe what Taking It Up the Ass Having Anderson Cooper says, if you believe in what that fucking Fruit Bowl Colbert says or John Oliver or Trevor Noah or any of these other dumbasses, then you're a complete and utter idiot.
All right, you're a complete and utter buffoon that only wants to go where the hive is going.
And everyone around your sphere of influence apparently is so pro-Democrat no matter what.
And they're so anti-Trump no matter what.
No matter if it puts our elections at risk, no matter if it puts our Constitution at risk, it doesn't fucking matter.
You people that are Democrats are pieces of shit.
And I'm telling all of you right now, there's not even a use to try to talk to these people.
All right.
There's not even a use to try to befriend these fucking people.
All right.
They don't like you.
You just heard Rudolph Giuliani.
He can't even give you names of people who have sworn affidavits in which they saw voter fraud happening when they saw election officials give them directions to commit voter fraud.
He can't even give the names because these dumbasses on the left are going to go out and be leftist lunatics and probably try to, you know, get them fired, try to get them hurt, try to hurt their children, etc.
I mean, the Democrats are pieces of anti-American scum and they make me sick.
If you tell me you're a Democrat, I'm going to spit in your fucking face.
All right?
If you tell me you're a Democrat, I'm going to say, fuck you, get away from me, you fucking anti-American piece of shit.
Fucking scumbag.
Play the rest.
And you don't condemn it.
And it shouldn't happen to a Republican or a Democrat.
A lawyer shouldn't have to withdraw from a case because he's representing the President of the United States.
There are many more affidavits here.
I'd like to read them all to you, but I don't have the time.
You should have had the time and energy to go look for them.
That's your job.
Like it's my job to defend the president and to represent the president.
It's your job to read these things and not falsely report that there's no evidence.
You know how many affidavits we have in the Michigan case?
220 affidavits.
They're not all public, but eight of them are.
Four affiants here, those are people who give affidavits, report an incident that under any other circumstances would have been on the front page of all your newspapers if it didn't involve the hatred that you have, irrational, pathological hatred that you have for the president.
What they swear to is that at 4.30 in the morning, a truck pulled up to the Detroit center where they were counting ballots.
The people thought it was food, so they all ran to the truck.
It wasn't food.
It was thousands and thousands of ballots.
And the ballots were in garbage cans.
They were in paper bags.
They were in cardboard boxes.
And they were taken into the center.
They were put on a number of tables.
At that time, they thought all the Republican inspectors had left.
All but two had.
And an employee of Dominion.
Of course.
Of course, Dominion Voting Systems, which isn't even an American company, it's a Canadian company, all right?
I mean, this is a fucking disgrace, man.
And these are sworn affidavits by people that can validate what Giuliani is saying and describing right here.
All right?
It's a disgrace that America, who would be in demand of transparent elections.
You know, you would think that rational thinking would have you believe that average American people would want a transparent election.
Obviously not under Trump derangement syndrome mentality that we have.
And you can thank this enemy of the people, mainstream media, these people are scumbags.
Play it.
We will address a little bit later, Dominion.
And here's what they jointly swear to.
That every ballot that they could see, every thing they could hear, these were ballots for Biden.
When they saw a ballot, these were ballots only for Biden, meaning there was no down ticket, just Biden.
Many of them didn't have anything on the outer envelope because these ballots were produced very quickly, very swiftly, and they're estimated to be a minimum of 60,000, maximum of 100,000.
Many of them were triple counted, which means they were put into the counting machine this way.
Once, twice, three times.
I didn't see that.
I don't know that, but for the fact that three American citizens are willing to swear to it.
And we're not going to let them go to court and do that?
Absolutely.
I mean, this is absurd.
This is utterly absurd, okay?
I mean, not only should the state of Michigan, in this case, this is what Rudolph Giuliani is talking about in Michigan, not only should Michigan really be taken back by this allegation, the state itself should be investigating.
Of course, because its governor is a fucking spitting image of fucking Bruce Jenner and drag, and she's a fucking vindictive bitch Democrat, she ain't going to do it.
All right?
She probably had something to do with it, if you want my personal opinion.
We're going to let this election go by when there are, in this case, 60 witnesses that can prove what I'm saying to you and other acts of fraud in Michigan?
I mean, what's happened to this country if we're going to let that happen?
What happened to this country if we're going to cover that up?
We let Al Gore carry on an election dispute longer than this one has been going on for one state and for Chad's.
This happened in Pennsylvania.
It happened in Michigan.
Michigan, probably right now, if I count up the affidavits, just one case alone, Trump v. Benson, a case that we dismissed today because that case was attempting to get the Wayne County Board of Supervisors to decertify.
Well, they did.
They decertified.
That case has 100 affidavits.
Now, now, they decertified.
Remember, this has been a very, as far as Michigan is concerned, a very weird kind of situation with certifying the votes, okay?
Now, last Tuesday, I reported that they decided that they were not going to certify the votes.
And then as I was broadcasting, apparently, and this is according to reports, the two Republicans that refused to certify the vote in Wayne County in Michigan were threatened.
Their fucking kids were threatened.
They were bullied.
And they're going to testify to that to force them to fucking certify.
But now they've decertified it again.
So this is a very interesting situation happening in Michigan.
Now, let me explain something that could happen in Michigan, okay?
Now, this is why you're going to see tomorrow, you've got Republicans of the Michigan legislature meeting with Donald Trump at the White House.
Now, under the Constitution, in a situation like this, the legislature can technically send pro-Trump delegates or excuse me, pro-Trump electors to Washington to claim victory of Michigan to Donald Trump.
And the reason that the forefathers did it like this, because the state legislature is supposed to represent the state of the people in that state.
And it's up to them to kind of certify the electors that they're going to send to Washington to count the electoral votes or to participate in voting in the Electoral College, I should say.
So this could end up happening.
Now, unfortunately, if this does happen, prepare for the media to fucking lose their minds.
Prepare for the leftists to lose their minds because this is an actual possibility.
An actual possibility in which the legislature chooses the electors because there is no certification by election officials of who won the state.
So this is a very interesting situation if it is certified, if it's been decertified, whatever the case might be.
But Michigan state legislature has the choice in this situation, given all the evidence of fraud, given all the discrepancies and tabulations, et cetera.
The legislature of Michigan has the option to send pro-Trump electors to the Electoral College.
So if this happens, and it may not just happen in, it may not just happen in Michigan.
It may happen in other states.
If this happens, and by the way, read the Constitution because it says it clearly that the state legislature sends the electors and chooses the electors.
Wisconsin Overvote Cases00:15:26
Read it.
You read it.
Play it.
And the 100 affidavits show essentially what I've talked to you about.
Counting ballots improperly, counting them three and four times, having people vote three and four times, changing and backdating ballots to the point of at least 300,000 illegitimate ballots that we can specifically identify.
The margin in Michigan was 146,121.
And these ballots were all cast basically in Detroit that Biden won 80-20.
So you see, it changes the result of the election in Michigan if you take out Wayne County.
Yeah, Wayne County, in which Biden won 80-20.
And look, I don't mean to get off on a rant here, but the media here today tried to boast that Joe Biden got 80 million votes.
I mean, that's unbelievable because 80 million votes.
I mean, no election on one side has ever gotten 80 million votes.
All right.
And if you take a look at the numbers, Joe Biden had more black voters than Obama.
And I want to be honest with you, I went to go vote.
All right.
And I remember voting in 2012, and it looked like a goddamn fucking, you know, Mr. and Mrs. fucking Shaquille Johnson fish fry at the goddamn polling station.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, it looked like fucking Compton out there at the polling.
And I went this time around, I scarcely saw any of my urban brethren out there at all voting.
I rarely saw any urban brethren.
And the votes, as tallied, are suggesting that Joe Biden got more black people than Obama.
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
It makes no sense at all.
This is a guy, Joe Biden, that didn't even campaign.
This is a guy that didn't even go and speak in front of anybody.
He didn't even go to states.
He was in a bunker, most of the fucking time during the election.
And now, miraculously, some guy who sat on his thumb and every time he did talk, he'd stumble over his own tongue or say some geriatric gibberish.
And you mean to tell me that this guy fucking somehow miraculously got more votes than any fucking president, president or candidate in presidential history?
It was obvious there's voter fraud here.
And this is what Giuliani is trying to explain in moron so the average American moron can actually fucking get what's going on here.
Play it.
So it's a very significant case that is being raised in the case of Constino versus the city of Detroit.
Not by us, but by an individual plaintiff.
We are helping and assisting in that case, however.
And you can find all the affidavits that you want filed in that case.
And you can find out they're not just allegations.
their allegations supported by sworn testimony, which is a lot better than Joe Biden has ever done on anything.
He doesn't answer questions, much less gives you sworn affidavits.
Wisconsin.
Wisconsin had a very small margin.
20,544 last time I looked.
In Wisconsin, without going into great detail, here's Wisconsin.
Wisconsin.
Republicans shut out in the city of Milwaukee and also in Madison.
Republicans almost uniformly shut out from the absentee process.
Not allowed to inspect.
Not allowed to look at the ballots.
Same thing in Wisconsin.
All right.
Republican observers denied observation of the actual count.
They were kept away from the count of the mail-in ballots and the whole mail-in balloting bullshit was over there in Wisconsin, et cetera.
The same shit.
Have in Milwaukee and in the state of Wisconsin a much stricter law.
Wisconsin doesn't allow mail-in ballots.
They didn't buy into the big mail-in ballot situation.
No, no, no.
My apologies.
They committed fraud with absentee ballots.
Play it.
When you look at their Constitution, OMOS seems to not like absentee ballots.
They state it's not a right, a privilege.
And they have very, very strict procedures.
And the strict procedure says that you can't be given an absentee ballot.
You have to personally apply for it.
It's illegal, basically, to solicit a vote.
And that's the way it should be.
All right.
I mean, that's the way it should be.
All this like, oh, I can't be there to vote.
Can I get an absentee ballot?
Unless you're in the military or, you know, working for the U.S. government in some kind of, I don't know, ambassador or consulate capacity, then, you know, fuck off.
And they have actually many reasons for it that probably goes back to their progressive days.
When I say progressive, I mean late 19th century, early 20th century progressive, when that really meant progressive, not retrogressive.
So there are 60,000 ballots in Milwaukee County and 40,000 ballots in Madison that, as far as we can tell, and this is why we're auditing, because we have very good information.
The numbers are going to come out about here that don't have applications.
Under the law of the state of Wisconsin, already decided, if there's no application for an absentee ballot, the absentee ballot is thrown away.
I mean, did you hear the numbers he just said?
He said that there's about like 40,000 and another 20 or 30,000 of ballots that were absentee that weren't applied for.
And the threshold, I think, or the margin in which Biden won Wisconsin, I think was like, what, 20,000, 19,000 votes?
So very interesting.
This all happened in two places in Wisconsin.
Didn't happen in northern Wisconsin.
Didn't happen in Republican Wisconsin.
It didn't happen in neutral Wisconsin where there were an equal number of Republicans and Democrats.
It happened in a place where the vote was 75, 80% for the Democrat.
You take away.
I mean, that's unbelievable, man.
I mean, you know, all this miraculous 80% of the vote going to Biden, you know, I mean, in these cities.
I mean, you just heard Giuliani talk about Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Philadelphia.
Same thing that he's talking about here in Wisconsin.
Same thing that they talked about earlier in Michigan.
Any number of those, and that 20,000 lead disappears.
In other words, if you count the lawful votes, Trump won Wisconsin by a good margin.
Indeed, if you count the lawful votes in Pennsylvania, he won it by about 300,000 votes.
And you see, this is where this case and these cases are going to have to go to the Supreme Court.
Because there's no way that we can allow these favorable Democrat benches on the state level to be able to dictate and reestablish what election laws are, whether it's their own state election laws or the Constitution.
All right, so this mainstream media bullshit, what they're doing is they're talking about the shoe polish in fucking Giuliani's hair dripping down as opposed to the substance of the subject matter.
And if you want my opinion, I think it's a good thing that Giuliani, an 80-year-old man, by the way, you know, his shoe polish was dripping down off his head because I hope that it entices people to find this press conference and listen and listen.
Also, in the lawsuit filed in Wisconsin, which is really a petition because of their procedures, there were no inspectors provided for the count of the illegal ballots.
There were numerous backdated ballots.
We're just counting them now, run over into the thousands.
And there were many precincts in which there was an overvote.
Now, let me explain to you what an overvote is, which is something you should have explained to the American people.
Yeah, now listen to this.
All right, listen to this.
Overvoting, by the way.
It's about the clearest circumstantial evidence of massive fraud that you can have.
An overvote is if 200% of the people who are registered in a district vote.
Think about that.
200% of the registered voters in a district vote.
What does that mean?
That means somebody voted twice.
That means somebody who's not entitled to vote voted and illegal.
A person from another city or state.
A person who's not registered.
But what it means is that those are illegitimate votes.
That's right.
You're overvoting.
All right.
200% of the voter rolls in given counties had participation in the election.
So, you know, that should tell you something right there.
I mean, this is constant proof of fraud, of election fraud.
You have the media claiming that there's no evidence of fraud.
You have the fucking institutionalist in Washington, D.C.
Oh, there's no evidence of fraud.
I mean, this is only the beginning.
I mean, this is why I don't care if you people are pissed off at me for showing all this shit, but it needs to be shown because the mainstream media, which is an enemy of the people, refuses to show this.
Have an overvote of 200% or 300%.
You don't have an overvote of 100%.
Most precincts don't have 100% turnout.
In fact, classically, it's considered to be an overvote if you go over 80%.
Well, in Michigan and Wisconsin, we have overvotes in numerous precincts of 150%, 200%, and 300%.
One of the reasons why the two Republicans did not certify in Wayne, Michigan, Wayne County, Michigan, is because the overvote was so high.
I mean, did y'all hear that?
Okay, it wasn't partisan in the Wayne County certification in which two Republicans refused to certify the state of Michigan to Biden.
It wasn't any kind of partisan issue.
It was the fact that the fraud and the stench of it was so bad that they couldn't even bring themselves to do it until they were threatened.
Okay?
And those folks, the two Republicans in Wayne County, they will testify that they were threatened by these disgusting, despicable liberal lunatics.
Play it.
Monstrously high in about two-thirds of the precincts in the city of Detroit, which means magically two and three times the number of registered voters turned out to vote.
In fact, we have precincts in which two times the number of people who live there, including children, voted.
That's absurd.
The frustration of this is what I'm describing to you is a massive fraud.
It isn't a little teeny one.
It isn't, you know, 100 votes switched here or there.
Georgia, we're about to file a major lawsuit in Georgia.
That'll be filed probably tomorrow.
Now, unfortunately, Georgia claimed that it recounted and now announced Biden the winner.
But much like what Giuliani described here earlier, that Georgia is just recounting votes, many of which shouldn't be counted, because many of which have the same type of tail signs as they saw in Michigan, as they saw in Wisconsin, as they saw in Pennsylvania.
The Republican observers weren't allowed to see the count.
And at the same time, you've got this whole mail-in balloting bullshit again.
Play it.
Virtually the same things I've told you before.
In the city of Atlanta, Republicans were not allowed to watch the absentee mail-in ballot process.
Inspections completely cast aside.
And we have numerous double voters.
We have numerous out-of-state voters.
And we have specific evidence of intimidation and changes of vote.
That'll all be in the lawsuit that comes out tomorrow.
Arizona is a state that we're looking at very, very carefully.
I would say we're probably going to bring a lawsuit in Arizona.
More than probably, I think we are going to bring a lawsuit in Arizona.
Because the same thing, dude, this is a tail sign of what has been established by Democrat states and Democrat-dominated municipalities.
There was a coordinated effort to say, look, you need to keep the Republican observers away from the count.
All right.
Of course, we're going to use this mail-in balloting and absentee balloting to fluff up the votes.
And they also had favorability in the machines that have been used to vote.
And we're going to talk about that here in a second.
I don't want to pause it anymore because I want to hurry up and get through this because I want to prove what Giuliani is saying is absolutely factual.
Here, what he's about to say here in the next 10 minutes is what the media is now trying to do damage control over.
I've already explained to you that Dominion and all the discrepancies and everything about that, aside from Dominion being created and owned by a Canadian, is a Canadian company, by the way.
You can look it up for yourself.
But take a listen to what Giuliani says here in the next 10 minutes.
We're still collecting that evidence.
And the state that we're looking at that would surprise you is we have very, very significant amount of fraud allegations in the state of New Mexico.
New Mexico.
Now, this is the news here, that there is voter fraud in New Mexico.
Listen closely.
And we have a significant number of allegations in the state of Virginia.
I don't know yet whether the number in Virginia will reach the number that can turn the election.
In the states that we have indicated in Regional.
And by the way, don't forget Nevada either.
Nevada is in a situation similar to Pennsylvania.
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Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Arizona.
We more than double the number of votes needed to overturn the election in terms of provable illegal ballots.
All you got to do to find out if I'm misleading you at all is to look at the lawsuits.
Look what's alleged.
Look at the affidavits.
Maybe we can supply more affidavits.
In order to do it, I have to get permission from the people.
But in the materials I have here, there are at least 10 that come from citizens.
We have 1,000 at least.
And we're getting more every day.
And there are other aspects of this fraud that at this point I really can't reveal.
This is really enough.
It's enough to overturn any election.
It's disgraceful what happened.
And I'll conclude by asking you to just think about this for a minute.
What happened on the morning of November 3rd when they were going to count this new kind of ballot, this mail-in ballot?
Did every Democrat leader in Pennsylvania and in Michigan and in Wisconsin and in Georgia and in Nevada and in Arizona, they all wake up and all separately have the same idea?
Did they all separately have the idea that we are going to put Republican inspectors in pens?
We're not going to let them look at mail-in or absentee ballots.
They all independently come up with that.
Like, I mean, this is a very good question that Giuliani's asking.
Like, all these people copied the same modus operandi of keeping the Republican observers of the count at bay and, you know, creating mail-in ballots and fraudulent absentee ballots, etc.
I mean, this was all just happenstance.
I mean, this is what they just decided to do.
No, this was a coordinated effort.
And that's what Giuliani's getting at.
Play it.
They say, hey, you know, we're going to put the Republicans in pens and corrals.
We're going to do it in Pittsburgh.
We're going to do it in Philadelphia.
We're going to do it in Detroit.
We're going to do it in Milwaukee.
We're going to do it in Las Vegas.
We're going to do it in Phoenix.
What did I miss?
Oh, we're going to do it in Atlanta.
Or isn't the logical conclusion that I think any jury would accept after they heard this evidence that somebody had this plan?
Maybe that was always the plan to do these, this very, very questionable form of voting, which has been criticized by President Carter, by Secretary Baker, by most experts on election reform.
I think the logical conclusion is this is a common plan, a common scheme.
It comes right directly from the Democrat Party, and it comes from the candidate.
Clearly.
That's the reason why Hillary Clinton said, don't concede, even if you're losing.
That's right.
I told you all that last show.
I showed you the article in which you had Hillary Clinton saying, or telling Joe Biden not to concede because the fix was in.
That's the reason we had a Freudian slip by the candidate.
And he said he had the best voter fraud team in the country.
That's the reason why he probably didn't have to go out and campaign.
He had to have known what they were going to do.
This had to be planned in advance.
I'm kind of checking.
Did they go to the same contractor to get the corrals to put the Republicans in?
And this is a disgraceful thing that was done in this country.
Probably not much more disgraceful than the things these people did in office, which you didn't and don't bother to cover and you conceal from the American people.
But we let this happen.
You know, we use largely a Venezuelan voting machine.
Now, take a look.
He said a Venezuelan voting machine.
Okay.
Now, we talked about Dominion.
Here is another company, a foreign company that makes voting machines in which many of these Democrat states that are in question have used, okay? Essence to count our vote.
We let this happen.
We're going to become Venezuela.
We cannot let this happen to us.
We cannot allow these crooks, because that's what they are, to steal an election from the American people.
They elected Donald Trump.
They didn't elect Joe Biden.
Joe Biden is in the lead because of the fraudulent ballots, the illegal ballots that were produced and that were allowed to be used after the election was over.
Give us an opportunity to prove it in court, and we will.
Now, I'm going to ask Sidney Powell to describe to you what we can describe about another.
Now, I want y'all to hear Susan Powell here.
I want you to hear Susan Powell, who's another attorney for the Trump team here, and listen to what she has to say here.
And it's being done by a company that specializes in voter fraud.
I'll let Sidney describe that to you.
Now, what is about to be said here, I'm going to prove to you is absolute fact, all right?
Thank you, Rudy.
What we are really dealing with here and uncovering more by the day is the massive influence of communist money through Venezuela, Cuba, and likely China in the interference with our elections here in the United States.
The Dominion voting systems, the SmartMatic technology software.
SmartMatic technology software.
This is separate from Dominion.
Remember, each municipality, each state solicits who's going to be their contractor to their voting election system.
You know, they take bids, they figure out who's going to be in charge of their election system.
And believe it or not, we have actually have states that are given foreign companies the ability to collect and count United States votes.
And the software that goes in other computerized voting systems here as well, not just Dominion, were created in Williams in Venezuela at the direction of Hugo Chavez to make sure he never lost an election after one constitutional referendum came out the way he did not want it to come out.
We have one very strong witness who has explained how it all works.
His affidavit is attached to the pleadings of Lynn Wood and the lawsuit he filed in Georgia.
It is a stunning, detailed affidavit because he was with Hugo Chavez while he was being briefed on how it worked.
He was with Hugo Chavez when he saw it operate to make sure the election came out his way.
That was the express purpose for creating this software.
He has seen it operate.
And as soon as he saw the multiple states shut down the voting on the night of the election, he knew the same thing was happening here, that that was what had gone on.
Now the software itself was created with so many variables and so many back doors that can be hooked up to the internet or a thumb drive stuck in it or whatever, but one of its most characteristic features is its ability to flip votes.
It can set and run an algorithm that probably ran all over the country to take a certain percentage of votes from President Trump and flip them to President Biden, which we might never have uncovered had the votes for President Trump not been so overwhelming in so many of these states that it broke the algorithm that had been plugged into the system.
And that's what caused them to have to shut down in the states they shut down in.
That's when they came in the back door with all the mail-in ballots, many of which they had actually fabricated.
Some were on pristine paper with identically matching perfect circle dots for Mr. Biden.
Others were shoved in in batches.
They're always put in a certain number of batches and people would rerun the same batch.
This corresponds to our statistical evidence that shows incredible spikes in the vote counts at particular times.
And that corresponds to eyewitness testimony of numerous people who have come forward and said they saw the ballots come in the back door at that time.
Let me go ahead and stop it here because I wanted y'all to hear the crux of the case and I wanted y'all to hear the ties to Venezuela because this is a national security issue as opposed to just some attempt at trying to overrule the votes or whatever the fucking mainstream media is trying to claim Trump's doing.
Trump and his team are not only exposing voter fraud, but they are now exposing a potential national security issue within the voting system.
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All right.
So let me show you a little bit about SmartMatic.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and take a look.
Let's look at Wikipedia since everybody, you know, circle jerks for this fucking stupid, dumb nonprofit leftist shit.
All right, Smart-O-Matic, all right?
Also referred to as Smart-O-Matic Corp.
Smart-O-Matic International is a multinational company that specializes in building and implementing electronic voting systems.
The company also produces smart city solutions, including public safety and transportation, identity management systems for civil registration, and authentication products for government applications.
Okay, so you know, let me let that whirl around in your head there, all right?
Now let's take a look at the founding here because this is very interesting.
In 1997, three engineers, Antonio Mugicia, whatever the fuck kind of fucking goddamn name is that, Alfredo Jose Anzola and Rogo Piñata or Piñente or whatever the fuck his name is, began collaborating in a group while working at Pana Group Corp in Caracas, Venezuela.
Following the 2000 United States presidential elections and its hanging Chad controversy in Florida, the group proposed to dedicate a system towards electoral functions.
SmartMatic was officially incorporated 11th of April 2000 in Delaware, which, who was the senator to Delaware?
Oh, that's right, Joe Biden.
By Alfredo Jose Anzola, okay?
So let's go ahead and take a look at who the fuck Alfredo Jose Anzola is.
All right, let's see who the fuck this is.
Who the hell is Alfredo?
Whatever the fuck.
Let me show you something here.
Okay.
First of all, I do want to show you that eventually this company here, this Smart-O-Matic company, actually merges into a company called Sequoia.
Okay?
And let me see if I can find that here.
You don't even see that in the Wikipedia article, do you?
I don't even see it in the Wikipedia.
I wonder why they're trying to make that a little bit secret.
But that's the company that ended up buying out SmartMatic.
And still, even though they bought out SmartMatic, this fucking guy, Jose, what the fuck's his name?
Alfredo Jose Anzola, this fucking guy keeps, I think, the bulk of the ownership, if I'm not mistaken.
All right.
So let me go ahead and take a look at this.
I've got production notes here.
And I want to show everybody about what's going on here with this voting machine.
Now, first and foremost, call this what you want, but here's Obama.
Here's Obama voting with a SmartMatic voting machine.
I don't know.
You can figure it out, but just take a look at this.
Obama came to Chicago to cast his ballot, becoming the first sitting U.S. president to vote early.
As if conducting successful elections in Venezuela and Belgium and providing various electoral services for two rounds of municipal elections in Brazil in the span of one month was not enough.
SmartMatic, the world's leader in electronic automation industry, is also present at the 2012 U.S. general election.
Okay.
The state-of-the-art Edge 2 Plus model 300 voting machine designed and manufactured by SmartMatic started being used in the city of Chicago and Cook County, Illinois with the opening of early voting in many jurisdictions across the country.
And look who it is.
There's Obama right there.
Take a look at that.
There he is.
There he is right there.
Hello, everybody.
How you doing?
It's me.
How you doing?
I'm the fake black president.
How you doing?
And there he is with a Smart-O-Matic, all right?
With a SmartMatic fucking voting machine.
Is that a coincidence?
I don't know.
You got to figure that shit out on your own.
But anyway, as I told you, this SmartMatic was picked up by Sequoia.
All right.
And if you take a look at Sequoia, put the PC shot on.
Here it is right here.
Sequoia alleged to have ties to Venezuela Chavez.
Okay.
And these right here are actually just headlines talking about the SmartMatic owner who is, you know, Sequoia Voting Systems is secretly controlled by Venezuela Hugo Chavez.
This was out of the Miami Herald, excuse me, October 28, 2006.
U.S. investigates machines, Venezuelan ties.
All right, October 29, 2006.
Notice this was before Obama.
This was during the Bush administration.
Okay.
SmartMatic and Sequoia Voting Systems announced voluntary CFI U.S. filing.
So anyway, it's not out of the question that what Rudolph Giuliani and his team are suggesting that Smarto-Matic or SmartMatic, excuse me, is actually tied to Venezuela, all right, and having ties to Venezuela.
I mean, let's just take a look once again.
I mean, there's so much evidence out there.
Put the PC shot on another 2006 article.
Voting machine company vows no connection to Venezuela.
Here's their PR saying, oh, we don't have no connection.
We don't know.
We don't know.
Here it is, and it shows you who owns Sequoia, aka SmartMatic Corp.
Here's the guys.
Here they are.
Look at this.
Here are the guys.
The guys who read in Wikipedia.
Antonio Mungzilla, a dual Spanish Venezuelan national with 78.8% of the interest holdings.
Alfredo Anzola, 3.87%, and Roger Piñete.
Now, Antonio Musia, Mugsilla, whatever the fuck you pronounce.
Antonio Muxilla, who the hell is this guy?
Who the hell is this guy, right?
I mean, how the hell did this guy, who was part of Venezuelan society, how the hell did he get into our systems?
How is it that this guy, who here he is admitting, admitting that the referendum in Venezuela, which was supposed to recall Hugo Chavez, all right, and take him down during the 2004 election, this fucking dumbass who owns, you know, this Muxilla, this Muxilla idiot who owns,
who's the chief executive officer and director of SmartMatic, he comes out and admits that Venezuela election was manipulated.
Here it is right here.
Play it.
There it is.
SmartMatic has provided election technology and support services in Venezuela since 2004.
Even in moments of deep political conflict and division, we have been satisfied that the voting process and the count has been completely accurate.
It is therefore with the deepest regret that we have to report that the turnout numbers on Sunday, 30th of July, for the Constituent Assembly in Venezuela were tampered with.
Based on the robustness of the process, they were tampered with.
I mean, this idea, and this is the same excuse.
They've already done this in other elections.
And all they got to do is say, oh, they were tampered with by the people there.
And we were just tabulators.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
We know without any doubt that the turnout of the recent election for a National Constituent Assembly was manipulated.
It is important to highlight that similar manipulations are made in manual elections in many countries.
But they go undetected.
Now, do you hear this?
Now he's claiming, like, look, okay, when you do a manual election, there are a lot of voter fraud, but they come undetected.
You were lucky that you use my voting software so you can see that you were being fraud.
There was fraud.
You wouldn't have been able to know.
You wouldn't have been able to know if you just use my software.
The lack of electronic security and auditing safeguards.
So what happened?
Why can't we stand by the results of previous Venezuelan elections, but we cannot endorse the elections held last Sunday?
Our automated election system is designed to make it evident when results are manipulated.
However, there must be people auditing the system and watching for that evidence.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Like, look, look, there may have been wrong, but it's the people.
The people there, the observer, the elector, the people that are in charge, it is their fault.
It is not my voting machine's fault.
It was the people there, senor.
It wasn't the machine.
It was the people there.
The National Constituent Assembly elections, there were no auditors from the opposition parties, as they did not want to participate.
So how do you come out with the one million?
An audit would allow everyone to know the exact participation.
We estimate the difference between the actual participation and the one announced by the authorities is at least one million votes.
One million vote discrepancy.
Look at that.
Yeah, yeah, great.
Thanks a lot for your SmartMatic fucking bullshit.
And look, everybody's claiming that, well, you don't understand he was talking against the Maduro.
Yeah, well, take a look at this, okay?
Let me show you a cable that was intercepted by someone who then posted it to WikiLeaks.
Put the PC shot on.
Take a look at this.
This is a cable that was in the Wikileaks archive called Caracas's View of SmartMatic and its voting machines.
Now, who the hell sent it?
Well, this was from Venezuela Caracas.
But who actually sent it was a official by the name of Robert Downs, who was an acting kind of political counselor, consulate ambassador to Venezuela.
He wasn't necessarily ambassador.
He's like a political counselor, okay?
Now, who was this to?
This was for Bolivia, La Plaz, Brazil, Canadia, Colombia, Cuba.
I mean, this is, he just threw it ever.
The Vatican.
All right.
I'd like for you to take a look at this cable.
This was supposed to be classified.
Okay.
This is supposed to be classified.
This was 2006.
Just want to remind everybody, this was intercepted on this on a Monday, 2006, July 10th.
Okay, let's take a read at what Robert Downs is trying to tell people.
Summary.
The Venezuelan-owned SmartMatic Corporation is riddled both in ownership and operation, complicated by the fact that its machines have overseen several landslide and contested victories by President Hugo Chavez and his supporters.
The electronic voting company went from a small technology startup to a market player in just a few years, catapulted by its participation in the August 2004 recall referendum.
SmartMatic is claimed to be of U.S. origin, but its true owners, probably elite Venezuelans of several political strains, remain hidden behind a web of holding companies in the Netherlands and Barbados.
The SmartMatic machines used in Venezuela are widely suspected of, though never proven conclusively to be, susceptible to fraud.
All right.
This was in 2006.
Susceptible to fraud.
The company is thought to be backing out of Venezuela electoral events, focusing now on other parts of the world, including the United States, via its subsidy, Sequoia.
End of summary.
Who owns SmartMatic?
SmartMatic was founded in the late 90s by three Venezuelans.
All right, Antonio Magakaca, whatever the fuck his name is, Alberto Anzola and Roger Piñata, or Piñete, whatever the fuck his name is.
According to Magasilla's conversations with Pauloffs in recent years, the three had developed a network capable of handling thousands of simultaneous inputs.
An early application was ATMs in Mexico, but the U.S. presidential election in 2000 led the group to consider electronic voting platforms.
The company was formed, the SBC consortium with Venezuelan telecom provider CAN TV.
At the time, 28% owned by Verizon and a software company called BITSTA.
C-A-N-TV and 47% and BITSA 2%.
The latter also owned by SmartMatic owners was denounced in June of 2004 by the press for having received $200,000 in equity investment from the Bolivian Republic of Venezuela joint venture called Fon Cree.
A Chavez campaign advisor was placed on the board as well.
Bistia reimbursed what it called the loan when it was made public and shed the Chavetista board member.
Mugatsia or Magaka, whatever the fuck his name is, told Paulofs on several occasions that Anzola and Piñete and he are the owners of SmartMatic, though they had a list of about 30 investors who remain anonymous.
Jose Antonio Herrera, Anzola's father-in-law and first cousin to Venezuelan ambassador to the U.S. States Bernardo Alvarez, told Pauloff in 2004 the silent partners were mainly upper-class Venezuelans, some of whom were staunch Chavez opponents.
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There were rumors, however, that SmartMatic's early profits came from Venezuela defense contracts supplied by the defense minister Jose Ficente Rangel, whom Chavez later promoted to vice president.
Perhaps coincidentally, the vice president's daughter, Gisela Rangel Avalos, was the head of the local corporate registry when SmartMatic was registered, which contributed to allegations of the vice president's involvement.
These unconfirmed rumors also suggest that one-time Chavez political mentor, Luis Mikuelena, was also a shareholder in the company.
All right, Mugaka first approached the embassy in 2004 when the company was bidding at the Election Electoral Council, the CNE, to provide a complete new electronic voting system.
All right, Mugikakaka pitched SmartMatic as a U.S. company registered in Delaware with officials in Boca Raton, Florida.
In fact, Pauloff's had several different discussions with Mugakia Kaka, whatever the fuck his name is, in the course of facilitating his L1 intercompany transfer visa to work in the United States.
All right.
Mugikaka said the company's corporate offices were in Boca Raton, but most of the research staff and some 70 employees remained in Caracas, Venezuela.
SmartMatic essentially purchased its electoral expertise by hiring veteran election observer AMCIT Jorge Tiriedo and his team of consultants.
Tiriedo served as an interference or as an interface between SmartMatic and the CNE for several elections.
All right, in May of 2006, Mugakaka told Paulov SmartMatic's corporate structure had changed, which had come out in the press reports during 2005.
Mugikaka said that SmartMatic was now two different companies under a Dutch holding company.
U.S. setup was essentially the same with the Delaware Registry and the Boca Raton Accounting Office overseeing U.S. operations.
SmartMatic acquired the U.S. voting machine company Sequoia Voting Machines on March 8th, 2005.
Merkaka reported.
All U.S. election machinery is assembled in New York, he said.
Murgaraka Kaka noted that while their U.S. operations were important, more than half their sales were outside of Venezuela and the United States.
All right.
The other SmartMatic company was based in Bridgeton, Barbados, where Mijikakaka said the international sales operated was, or operation was located.
Most of the manufacturing for the electoral and other electronic machinery was done in China.
Did you hear that?
Mogo Kaka said, with some component work also done in Taiwan.
SmartMatic also manufactures items in Italy through a company called Olivetti, which built the original SmartMatic machines for Venezuela.
The research and development shop was still located in Caracas.
All right, let's continue.
Shadow of fraud.
Of course, the Venezuelan opposition is convinced that SmartMatic machines robbed them of a victory in August 2004 referendum.
Since then, there have been at least eight statistical analysis performed by the referendum on the referendum results.
Most of the studies cross-checked the results with those of exit polls, the signature drives, and previous election results.
One study obtained the data log from the CAN TV network and supposedly proved that SmartMatic machines were bi-directional and, in fact, showed irregularities in how they reported their results to the CNE central server during the referendum.
Note, the most suspicious data point in the SmartMatic system was that the machine contacted the server before printing the results, proving the opportunity at least to change the results and defeat the rudimentary checks set up by the international observation missions.
Since August of 2004, the CNE has not repeated this practice.
These somewhat conspiratorial reports perhaps served to breathe life into a defeated opposition, but have never proved conclusively a fraud.
Sounds a little similar to today, doesn't it?
All right.
SmartMatic machines suffered a major blow, however, when in a test prior to the December 2005 National Assembly elections, an opposition technician was able to defeat the machine's allegedly random storage protocols and therefore the secrecy of the vote.
The technician took advantage of the fact that the computerized machines used a Windows operating system.
A simple program downloaded from the internet accessed underlying Windows files created in order as the machine processed SmartMatic's randomizing software.
Although SmartMatic officials argued convincingly that such controlled results could not feasibly be replicated during a real election, the opposition parties boycotted.
Absent tension rates soared to at least 75% and confidence in the CNE among the opposition voters plummeted.
The disastrous results left Chavez with 100% control of the National Assembly.
An albatross around the neck of a leader trying to appear democratic.
If SmartMatic can escape the fraud allegation, there is still a corruption question.
Well, well before SmartMatic, Venezuelan law had dictated that voting ought to be automated.
Oh!
Who the hell is this?
All right, somebody just donated, I think, some more Bitcoin, right?
Was that Bitcoin or was that?
What was that?
That was a little bit of Bitcoin.
Thank you very much, man, for the Bitcoin.
And you made me lose my fucking place.
Anyway, well before the SmartMatic Venezuelan law had dictated that voting ought to be automated to limit fraud, the U.S. company ESNS, we've heard of that company, and Spanish firm Indra had already sold systems to the electoral body.
When the new Pro-Chavez CNE was named in December of 2003, however, it immediately set out to replace all existing systems.
Sounds similar, doesn't it?
Declaring the bid process to be an emergency.
Though there was not, there was as yet no referendum scheduled.
The CNE bypassed normal procedures and initiated a closed bid process.
SmartMatic won the contract, which totaled at least $128 million, including delivery of 20,000 touch voter machines, re-engineered lottery machines, by the way, yet to be built.
There were immediate questions about how a virtually unknown company with no electoral experience could have landed such a large contract.
All right, Muge Kaka asserted to Pauloff that everything was above board, though he conceded the company may have opened itself up to criticism by hiring a former interior vice minister named Morris Loyo to lobby the government.
There were additional allegations of impropriety in October of 2005 when the press reported that Schematic had paid the bill of CNE President Jorge Rodriguez at an exclusive Boca Ratana resort.
The company claimed Rodriguez had reimbursed them for the stay, during which Rodriguez reportedly examined an unspecified electoral system SmartMatic was developing.
There were subsequent unconfirmed rumors that Rodriguez was lobbying for SmartMatic in other countries.
All right.
In December of 2005, Mujikaka told Mbilofs, M-Boffs, I should say, the company was considering terminating its business with the CNE.
Allegations of fraud were hurting the company's image, he said.
Note, prior to that meeting, Mujikaka had agreed to loan a voting machine to the embassy for examination.
When Mboffs arrived at the office, however, Mujikaka said he had changed his mind and instead suggested that we contact SmartMatic's Boca Rattan office to secure a test machine.
All right, Mujikaka-Kaka noted that the CNE had purchased the software necessary to operate the machines without his company, part of the CNE's stated goal of achieving technological independence, though he noted that the CNE regularly holds out until the last minute before hiring them to administer an election.
He lists several countries in Latin America where they had either started supplying machines or were pushing for sales.
In December, Muja Kaka told poll couns the company is trying to break into Europe and Asia.
He mentioned having sales agents in Thailand, Malaysia, and the Philippines.
They had yet to secure any sales.
Of course, via Secora, Sequoia, SmartMatic is already working with a dozen U.S. states.
SmartMatic is a riddle.
The company came out of nowhere to snatch multi-million dollar contract in an electoral process that ultimately reaffirmed Chavez's mandate and all but destroyed his political opposition.
The perspective we have here after several discussions with SmartMatic is that the company is de facto Venezuelan and operated by Venezuelans.
The identity of SmartMatic's true owners remain a mystery.
Our best guess is that there are probably several well-known Venezuelan businessmen backing up the company who prefer anonymity either because of their political affiliation or perhaps because they manage interest of a senior Venezuelan government officials.
All right, there it is right there from a cable stolen that was given to by Wikileaks.
This was classified information.
As you can see in 2006, there were questions about SmartMatic.
And remember, 2006, this was before Obama.
This is before the Democrats took complete and total control of the United States government.
And that's why I showed you that it's not a coincidence that we saw Obama over here voting on a SmartMatic machine.
Put the PC shot on.
There he is right there.
The first U.S. president to vote early on a SmartMatic machine.
There's your boy Obama right there.
Is that a coincidence?
All right, and this was in 2012.
The cable that we just read from Wikileaks was from 2006.
Wake up.
All right.
This is what's rotten in our election system.
We've got people that are foreigners, that are foreigners, that are foreign, that are technically foreign agents that are owning the electronic voting systems that we are voting on on a municipal, on a state, and on a federal level.
Wake the fuck up, you stupid, dumb jagoffs, and stop tickling your assholes and saying it's a goddamn conspiracy, you stupid, dumb, fucking, ungrateful, anti-American shitheads.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I hope that you all grasped something from that, okay?
Because let me tell you, there is fraud.
All right.
Dominion voting is a Canadian company.
Now SmartMatic, which is a Sequoia company, is owned by Venezuela.
And this is the same voting company that allowed Hugo Chavez to take complete and total control of the Venezuelan government.
So wake up.
Don't believe the fucking mainstream media pieces of shit that are trying to claim that Rudy Giuliani's baseless claims about Venezuelans being tied to SmartMatic.
I just showed you the fucking truth.
I just showed you the truth.
I showed you actual evidence.
All right.
So don't believe the mainstream media.
Repeat after me.
All right.
The mainstream media is an enemy of the people.
Repeat after me.
The mainstream media is an enemy of the people.
Repeat after me.
The mainstream media is an enemy of the people.
Piece of shit.
So, all I'm saying is, is all of you people that are still riding with Biden, you're anti-American scum, and you should be fucking ejected out of America.
You should be thrown out of America, you anti-American shithead.
Why don't you go to Venezuela?
See how you like it there?
Why don't you go to fucking North Korea, you piece of shit?
But no, you want to sit here and you want to destroy this country, don't you?
You fucking Democrat trash, huh?
How you want to come over here?
You want to destroy our country.
You want to spit on our fucking troops by sitting over here trivializing what makes our country great by corrupting our elections.
God damn you, Democrat pieces of trash.
God damn you.
The mainstream media is an enemy of the people.
Anyway, look, I'm going to get to look.
I'm going to cover some international news.
Then we're going to get some donos and all that shit.
All right.
Let's take a step away from all the election fraud that is blatant.
Let's take a step away from that criminal organization that we call the Democrat Party that continues to just commit crime.
I mean, the RICO statute should be used against the Democrat after all this fucking time.
Pope Simping On COVID00:14:45
I'm not even kidding a rap.
This is fucking mafia crap.
Fucking pieces of fucking Democrats.
That's what I'm telling you.
You know, if you have somebody that's a family member that's a Democrat, don't even invite them.
Don't even acknowledge them.
Fuck these people.
All right.
Leave them alone in their fanaticism of trying to destroy this country.
All right.
This is how we have to, you know, don't even talk to them.
Don't even give them nothing.
Don't even acknowledge them.
I'm serious.
Spit in their face if you wanted to.
Because I'm telling you right now, Democrats are pieces of shit.
And by the way, speaking of pieces of shit, let's talk about the Pope.
Did y'all hear about the Pope?
No, he didn't say what he usually says, which is a bunch of pro-communist banter out of his fucking senile, geriatric, fucking, you know, whore of Babylon leader, pedophile cult head.
You know, like, it's okay to have an abortion.
I'm the Pope.
It's okay.
You take it in the ass.
You'll say, I'm the Pope.
It's okay.
You suck a cock.
I'm the no, Guess what happened to Pope?
What was this guy saying?
I don't even know who the fuck.
The fucking Pope, the brown Pope, whatever his name is.
Pope Francis.
There's his fucking name.
Obviously, not a Catholic.
But Pope Francis, his official Instagram, and y'all see this.
I'm like, everybody already knows what I'm about to say.
Put the PC shot on.
Vatican Investigating Pope liking photo of Brazilian model in lingerie on Instagram.
Really?
They're fucking investigating.
I mean, who the hell else has access to the Pope's Instagram besides the fucking Pope?
All right.
And by the way, who is this bitch?
Does anybody know this bitch's fucking Instagram?
Well, I mean, where's the bitch's Instagram at?
Does anybody know the bitch's Instagram?
Because, I mean, I'd like to see what the Pope thinks is, I'd like to see what the Pope is fucking fanboying over, who's simping over.
Here, let me go this.
I want to make sure it's a girl and not a little boy or something.
I'm just saying.
Hey, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me see if I can find this broad that the Pope is simping over over here.
They got the Pope simping over here.
The Pope is simping over here.
Let's see what we got.
Is this her?
Oh, no, no, that's not her.
That's her.
That's team her.
This is this is it right here.
This is the one, right?
All right, put the PC shot on this right here.
Apparently, is the broad that the Pope is simping over.
Well, you know, she's Brazilian.
You know, she's got that Brazilian ass going on.
Look at that.
She's working on that ass.
Look at that Brazilian ass.
Look at that.
There it is.
Yeah, look at the Pope.
Look at the Pope.
Oh, my God.
Look at that ass.
I'm coombing.
Oh, the Pope.
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.
I want to pop to this bitch the most.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Look, look, I'll be honest.
This is a pretty decent chick.
All right.
She's, I mean, obviously, eye candy.
All right.
Obviously, eye candy.
Although she looks, that's just a little bit of a man face there, but I don't know.
I don't know.
And you got to worry about Brazilian chicks because Brazil, believe it or not, you know, they produce some of the most convincing transgenders.
Oh, my God.
Good God.
I can only imagine the Pope over here.
He's supposed to be a virgin.
He's supposed to be a virgin over here.
And he's just like, oh, oh, Holly Hoola, Hallelujah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, this is what the Pope is simping on right here, folks.
All right.
This is what the Pope is simping on.
So the Jesus Christ.
All right.
Take this off.
Take it off.
Jesus Christ.
You got people cooming over here.
All right.
Anyway, there it is right there.
That was what the Pope is simping on.
For all those that don't know, the Pope's Instagram account liked that broad's Instagram.
And the Vatican is investigating.
Fucking Pope Francis.
All right.
I'm surprised he didn't like, you know, young pictures of Macaulay Calkin or some shit.
Anyway, let's move on.
Once again, the Pope is simping.
And I don't know what to say about that.
I don't know how to feel about that.
Anyway, let's get to some COVID news because I know that people are wondering, you know, what's going to happen with COVID, ghost?
What's going on?
Well, did you hear what Fauci said here recently about COVID?
And by the way, why hasn't fucking Fauci been fired?
I mean, this guy's a fucking farce.
He's been wrong so many times.
I mean, when the hell is fucking Fauci going to be fired?
But the reason I bring this up is because Fauci said the following.
You know, vaccinating people that disregard COVID as fake news could be a real problem.
So maybe we got to mandate them and make sure that they're inoculated to make sure that we're all safe.
All right.
Because there's a lot of people out there that think that COVID is fake.
So you need to get, we need, there's going to be a problem.
We may have to go and do something to these people.
So he's already incepting it in everybody's head.
Look at this.
You see then?
Vaccinating people who disregard COVID as fake news could be a quote real problem.
That's Fauci for you.
This is the same guy that jacked off with Robert Gallo when they found AIDS or created AIDS.
Anyway, there it is right there, folks.
All right.
Dr. Vauci saying, look, if you don't believe, if you don't believe in COVID, we're going to force inoculate your ass, you conspiracy theorist nut.
And, you know, I guess we can at least be glad that I don't know.
I guess we can be glad that we're not in other parts of the world here, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because have y'all heard?
Let me show you what happened to a German doctor.
Did y'all see this?
Anyway, a German doctor who had 27,000 live viewers on YouTube was a skeptic about COVID and the lockdowns.
Okay, he was trying to prove that COVID was in fact fake and he himself was told to write COVID on death certificates of people that didn't actually die of COVID.
And did you see what happened?
Coming soon to the United States, if Joe Biden steals this election, the thought police put the PC shot on.
This is what happened.
This guy was doing a live stream, 27,000 fucking people live, okay, talking about how this whole goddamn COVID was a farce and how he was told to put fucking COVID-19 down on fucking death certificates.
Look what happens.
Look what happens to him.
Coming soon to America.
Coming soon to Joe Biden's America, the thought police.
Take a look at this.
The police is right there.
The police is right there.
And now?
Please.
And by the way, this is a doctor.
This is a certified doctor in Germany that's giving his opinion.
And this is what's happening to him.
We have spoken about fear earlier.
Wait, the police just break the door off.
The police!
The police!
I want to see the hands on the floor and on the floor.
Both of us on the floor.
Two people here.
You like that, huh?
How do you like that? How do you know? How do you know? How do you know? How do you know?
Thanks, Angela Merkel.
Thanks Angela Merkel Look at this idiot Look, he can't even, he can't even breathe with his mask on.
I mean, look at.
I got to turn this off so I don't look like the Gestapo.
Fucking ridiculous Fucking ridiculous All right, so I hope that y'all are ready.
All you people that think Joe Biden is going to be a great president, I mean, this is going to come to a fucking town near you.
All right, when Joe Biden and the Democrats are elected president.
All right, look at that.
Look at that.
I mean, it's not far before it starts happening here, folks, okay?
And that's just for some doctor.
I mean, it's not just some schmuck that's just coming out and, you know, concocting shit out of his ass.
This guy's a certified doctor in Germany.
And this is what happened to him.
And people want the link to the video.
Here it is.
There's the link to the video.
This is what is going to happen to us soon, folks.
And that's why Donald Trump and Scott Atlas and many other folks are trying to tell people to resist all this stupid talk about fucking lockdowns and all this stupid talk about fucking, you know, all this crap.
I mean, not even doctors are down with this shit.
Have y'all read this?
That was a pretty interesting report.
Hold on, shut up.
Shut up.
I didn't tell you to talk.
Fucking videos, automatic.
Anyway, put the PC shot on.
Take a look at this.
Nearly 50,000 doctors and scientists, 630,000 citizens have signed a global anti-lockdown proclamation.
All right.
50,000 doctors.
All right.
And they claim that declaration is to call a return to public health practice supported by data and science.
And the reason that they're against the lockdown is because these people believe that it causes more harm than it does good.
You understand?
I'm surprised that we can even read this in today's America where everybody's like, oh my God, we've got conspiracy theorists who think that COVID is a lie.
Oh my God.
50,000 doctors and scientists and 630,000 citizens.
All right.
But guess what?
I already told you, Joe Biden, they're already talking about a shutdown.
I hope that y'all are prepared for this.
I hope that you all are prepared for this because, you know, Biden, as soon as he comes in, he's talking about a shutdown.
Put the PC shot on.
Biden coronavirus advisor says six-week national shutdown is possible.
Take a look at that.
Huh?
Hey, this is what y'all wanted, right?
You stupid leftists.
This is what y'all wanted.
Y'all want to be a bunch of dumb asses as political prisoners in your own fucking home.
Unfucking believable, you fucking morons.
All right, but that's, hey, you know, that's the left for you, huh?
That's the left for you.
But at the same time, have you taken a look at Europe?
If you listen to the Washington Post, according to the Washington Post, put the PC shot on.
All right, someone, take this sharing shit off of here.
Someone in Europe is dying every 17 seconds from COVID-19, the WHO says.
Okay.
Now, are we supposed to believe this?
And if it is happening, it's because of their state-run, state-operated healthcare system.
All right.
So once again, this is propaganda that someone's dying every 17 seconds from COVID-19, according to the World Health Organization.
This is the same World Health Organization that tweeted in January of this year that COVID-19 was not transmissible.
And that fucking tweet is still up, by the way.
And if this is not something out of the World Health Organization's ass, here is yet again.
Okay.
Anything that is involved with the president, they're going to try to discredit.
First, it was hydroxychloroquine.
Remember that?
At first, it was hydroxychloroquine.
Now, because the president took Rebs, was it Remdesivir, whatever the fuck that stupid fucking drug's called, Remsde Vir, The World Health Organization is telling doctors not to use Rems de Vir as a coronavirus treatment, splitting with the FDA.
Now, what the fuck is going on at the World Health Organization?
You get why the president gave the middle finger to the World Health Organization?
Now, do you get this?
Globalist Situation Threat00:08:54
But no, I'll tell you right now, Joe Biden, you elect this son of a bitch.
We're going to be sucking the World Health Organization's cock.
And we're going to be looking to them, but whatever the hell they say, because that's what these fuckers are trying to usher in.
They're trying to usher in some kind of fucking goddamn globalist situation that none of the, nobody wants.
Nobody wants.
If you don't believe me, take a look at this.
Take a look at what China thinks.
Look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
China Xi Jinping wards against protectionism in an apparent swipe at the U.S. You see this?
You see, Xi Jinping already is thinking that Joe Biden's going to be the president.
And right off the bat, all of a sudden, China's talking shit to us like they did during the Obama administration.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Now that Joe Biden, at least in the perception of Xi Jinping and the Chinese, now that Joe Biden is coming in president, now all of a sudden China's talking shit.
Now all of a sudden, now China is posturing up because they know they have Joe Biden in their pocket.
They bought him through his son.
They bought Joe Biden through Hunter Biden.
And why the hell the FBI is sitting on that laptop that has all the evidence, I have no idea.
The FBI should be disbanded.
No one should ever trust the FBI ever again.
No one should ever trust the FBI ever again.
I'm not even kidding around.
But once again, now that China believes that Joe Biden's going to be president, now they're talking shit to us.
Now they're like, you better not give us tariffs.
You better take tariffs off, Joe Biden.
We paid your crackhead son.
We paid your quackhead son.
You take off a tariff and you'll bring back old trade negotiations.
You bring back old trade deal.
When we were given $600 billion annually in trade deficits to China, that's what we're going back to.
And you can thank Joe Biden for this.
Look at this.
Now all of a sudden, China thinks that they could fucking throw fortune cookies at us and we're not going to do anything.
You fucking egg roll up the ass having chopsticks in your ear having fucking Winnie the Pooh worship in pieces of crap.
Unless we forget that fucking China brought the COVID-19 problem to the world.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
It seems as if the media doesn't even want to touch that.
I mean, my piece of shit mayor in San Antonio, fucking Nuremberg, some low-grade piece of fucking trash that hates his country and cares about destroying it.
Whose name, by the way, if you take a look at the name Nuremberg, it goes back to the fucking Russian Bolshevik revolution.
But the mayor of San Antonio has now made it illegal to say China virus, to say hung flu, or what is it called?
What's it called?
Wu flu or any of that shit.
I am not kidding around.
In San Antonio, if you go out and say China virus in public, you can be arrested.
I'm not kidding.
That's how fucking stupid we're getting out here.
But now China believes that Joe Biden's going to be president.
Now we're China's bitch all over again.
Now we're China's bitch all over again.
Yeah, that's you fucking pieces of fucking Democrat shit.
You make me sick.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get off.
I wanted to talk a little bit more about Corona and then take some donos here.
But did you hear what the CDC said about Thanksgiving?
Put the PC shot on.
CDC urges Americans against traveling for Thanksgiving as coronavirus outbreak work worsens.
Aww.
So now you can't go and visit your loved ones for Thanksgiving anymore because of my COVID.
Now they're telling you to stay home.
Now they're telling you not to travel.
Now they're telling you to stay away from your family and isolate yourself because of my COVID, my COVID.
And you might as well cancel Christmas and you might as well cancel New Year's as well.
All right, you might as well cancel it all because this is going to continue.
This is going to continue until America who appreciates their freedom, American people who don't want this globalist takeover of our country stand up and face this beast head on.
Can't go to your folks' house for Thanksgiving for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is the kind of guidance the CDC is giving people?
I mean, good God.
Although there are some good news.
I know that we just saw a unfortunate situation on a video of a German doctor getting raided in SWAT-like capacity because he was giving a speech about how he thinks that COVID is a scam and that he was told to put COVID-19 on death certificates that didn't die of COVID-19.
We've got some people on our side that back the blue.
Put the PC shot on.
Take a look at this.
Cuomo, the governor of New York, blasts police for saying they won't enforce Thanksgiving gathering limits.
Well, bravo.
Bravo.
We need more police defiant action like this.
We need more police defiant action like this.
I mean, look at these fucking Democrats.
Look at Cuomo.
Have you ever seen this fucking idiot talk?
You know that fucking Biden is thinking about putting this guy as the attorney general or some shit?
Can you believe that?
Oh my God.
I'm not kidding.
And he's blasting the police.
How dare you not listen to me?
I'm Governor Cuomo with my brother Fredo.
Can you believe this?
I got to give some applause to the NYPD and the police out there in New York, man.
Don't be fucking turning American people into criminals because they want to see their family.
All right.
I mean, once upon a time in this country, you had the right to choose whether you were going to risk putting yourself at risk in any capacity to do something or you don't.
I mean, that's why people are still smoking cigarettes.
Even though it's been proven in a court of law that cigarette companies are putting formaldehyde and all kinds of addicted fucking chemicals and all kinds of bullshit that causes all the respiratory problems that ensue with cigarettes.
But because we have the right to be able to choose what we want to do, that's why people still smoke cigarettes.
It's just higher price.
You mean to tell me that we don't have the choice to take a fucking chance to go see our fucking family on Thanksgiving?
I mean, this is fucking stupid.
All right.
If you're scared about COVID, then stay home and shut up.
If you're scared about COVID, then put your fucking mask on and shut the fuck up.
All right.
This is America when we used to be free.
All right.
And didn't let some stupid fucking flu that the average person dying from it is 78 years old, which is the average age that people live to in this country.
We're not going to let this shit shut down our government.
We're not going to let it do it.
We're not going to let it happen.
Okay?
And thank the police for not obliging these power-hungry autocrats that are in office in these democratic states that are enforcing these draconian laws.
So cheers to the NYPD and fuck you, Cuomo, you fucking stupid piece of shit.
You fucking killed most of the people out there by supposedly throwing people that had COVID-19 into nursing homes where these populations of people that are in nursing homes are more susceptible for any kind of infection because they're fucking old.
Anyway, put the PC shot off.
Anyway, folks, I think I'm about done.
Do I need to talk about anything else on this show before we get?
Oh, yeah.
Let me talk about a couple of other things here, okay?
Let me talk about a couple of other things.
Another thing I want to talk about, speaking of COVID, did y'all hear, did y'all see fucking Vladimir Putin?
Vladimir Putin was in a virtual meeting talking about COVID-19, and the guy went into an uncontrollable coughing fit.
Hong Kong Flexing Nuts00:05:40
Now, I don't know if you know this, but there's been speculation that Vladimir Putin could be stepping down next year as the leader of Russia due to health problems.
So very interesting here.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
And the situation, as it was dry, so it remains.
The current financial problems are there.
Sounds like Hillary Clinton there, boy, huh?
Sounds like a little bit of Hillary Clinton right there, man.
I was waiting for him to pick up the glass of water and spit that Lugie.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, folks, once again, it is speculated that Putin will step down next year.
And that's why he's moving and creating all these laws to prevent him from being prosecuted for all the fucking crimes against humanity that he's done to not only his own people, but to elsewhere as well.
And no, I don't believe he has COVID.
I just think it's funny.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Speaking of losing freedom, how about all of us in the West literally stand up for our friends in Hong Kong?
And now that Joe Biden, at least interpreted by the Chinese, could be president, this is why China is now fucking coming out flexing nuts.
Look at this: Hong Kong, eyes will be plucked out.
China warns West.
All right.
China has strongly rebuked the UK, the U.S., Australia, New Zealand, and Canada after being accused of a concerted effort to silence critics in Hong Kong.
All right.
The countries which formed the Five Eyes Alliance criticize China's imposition of new rules to disqualify elected legislatures in Hong Kong.
And this is absolutely correct.
They are arresting legislators in Hong Kong that aren't obliging the communist government of China.
They urge Beijing to reverse course.
A China foreign ministry spokesperson warned countries to stay out of China's affairs, saying they should be careful or their eyes will be plucked out.
China never makes trouble and are never afraid of anything.
Zhao Lijian told journalists in Beijing on Thursday saying it don't matter if they had five or ten eyes.
All right.
So this is what I'm talking about here.
All right.
I mean, Joe Biden is going to let China have Hong Kong.
All right.
By force.
And he's also going to let China have the United States.
And this is why this election is so crucial.
And if by some chance Joe Biden is elected president, we got to give them hell.
We got to give them more hell than the Democrats gave Trump.
We got to give supporters of Joe Biden more hell than they gave us.
Because this right here is the line of the sand.
All right.
Either you're with them, anti-American, care about immigrants before American citizens, you know, want to eliminate the Constitution, or you're with us who want to preserve Americana, who want to preserve the Constitution, who want to preserve freedom.
Whatever happened to that, damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Free Hong Kong, free Hong Kong.
That's all I got to say.
And what everybody should be saying is free Hong Kong.
All right.
Last but not least, let me go and get some French news.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Did y'all see this?
France's Macron issues Republican values ultimatum to Muslim leaders.
Now, if you haven't been paying attention to the international news, especially in France, France is having a little bit of a Muslim problem.
All their immigration policy of allowing people from North Africa and Syria and other parts of the Middle East is finally starting to bite them in the ass.
They've been having massive amounts of terrorist acts in opposition to France's, at least what the migrants believe is oppression.
And now Francis Macron is going to, he's trying to talk to him.
He's like, look, I need to tell you, I am Macron.
You need to embrace the Republican values.
You know, you can still pray to Allah, but you have to do what I guess French like to do.
We need to have Republican values.
You need to reject a radical Islam.
Well, Macron, I think that you're lost already, baby.
All right.
Paris, France, 30 years ago used to be a romantic getaway during somebody's honeymoon.
You go to Paris, France now, there's tents pitched on the goddamn sidewalks with jihudis, with North Africans, with Arabs, you name it.
And that's all that Paris is.
It's a shithole.
And this right now is a chicken coming home to roost for the European Union's migrant crisis right here.
Trump Executive Orders00:06:59
All right.
And let me tell you, I keep telling you that these fucking jihudis, these Muslims, they're devoted by dogma.
Okay.
And that's what these dumbasses don't understand.
These macrons, these fucking Merkles, these secularists who have no children, who don't believe in religion, who are fucking godless atheists.
That's what they don't understand.
Okay.
I mean, you're trying to pitch to them a secularist idea.
These folks will never be secular.
Do you understand?
The majority of Islam does not want to be secular.
They want to live under an Islamic state with Islamic rules, and that's the only thing that they're going to accept.
And I think that you folks need to understand this.
Especially you folks in Europe that got goofed by the European Union.
And now this is your new reality.
Anyway, that's it.
That's it for the news portion.
I know I went a little late.
I know it's three hours.
But some of this stuff needs to be told, man.
Some of this stuff needs to be told.
And I'm going to tell it, dude.
That's what I'm going to do.
That's what I'm going to do.
Anyway, let me get to some diamonds here.
Black Worm dropped the diamond.
Fox aired this.
I guess they regret showing this.
It's not regular Fox.
TN Apostle Philly is very inhospitable.
TN Apostle, at least New Yorkers will give you directions.
TN Apostle with a diamond before telling you to fuck off.
Kaiser Split Dick with a Ninja Dina Ninja Genie.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can y'all stop, assholes?
God damn it!
With a Ninja Genie.
Dr. O, dumbness, N-word, baguette, post-more stickers.
Corpus Rissy Capital with a diamond.
What the fuck?
Even Mexico has observers in every party.
Kaiser Split Dick with a diamond.
Shout out to our RCP podcast.
Comrade Shekilov banned Peepee Cry in Chatty's Farming Lemons.
Kaiser Split Dick with a diamond.
Banned Dr. OWO.
Kaiser Split Dick with a diamond.
It all goes back to 2000.
TN Apostle with a Ninja Genie.
TN Apostle with another Ninja Genie.
Kaiser Split Dick.
Now that's the body for sin.
Comunga Strikes with a diamond.
And God damn it.
Man, fuck you people in the chat for doing this shit, man.
Fuck that fucking piece of fucking shit.
Piece of fucking crap.
Christ, man!
Fucking skip diamonds and shit!
All right, dude.
Fuck all of you, dude, for fucking, you know, ruining my activity feeds.
Sorry, Comunga Strikes.
I didn't read a couple of diamonds from you.
And it is fucking these fucking dickheads in the chat.
Yeah, real funny, man.
It'd be funny if I just said, you know what?
Fuck this.
I'm just going to take the rest of the night off.
Huh?
Yeah, that'd be pretty fucking funny, wouldn't it, huh?
Fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, that'd be fucking hilarious, wouldn't it, huh?
That'd be fucking hilarious.
I said, you know what, fuck this.
I'm out of here.
I'll be back on Saturday.
All right, I'll be back on Saturday.
I'll do the rest of the donos then.
It'd be real fucking funny, you stupid pieces of nipple clamp loving, butt plug up the ass looking cauliflower cock sucking, cuckhold connoisseur looking, trans-testicle burglar having dog farting fetish loving anal secretion licking piece of shit.
All right.
All right, look, look, don't fucking tempt me, dude.
Do not fucking tempt me.
Do it, bitch.
Yeah, don't fucking tempt me, you fucking piece of crap.
I'm gonna get some fucking weed.
That's what I'm gonna do.
All right, before I fucking go and blow a gasket here, smoke some of this weed.
By the way, I saw the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, and he gave me some of the strain that I had before that I thought was rather tasty and good and had a pretty good effect.
It was called Mari Cone.
I'm telling you, I don't know where the hell this Mexican kid gets this stuff, man.
I kind of like this Mari Cone fucking strain, whatever the fuck it's called.
All right.
Cheers.
Let me go ahead and smoke a little bit here.
And then by the way, Aura Aura, thank you for the diamond, High Ghost.
You have my condolences for Templeton.
And Comunga Strike says I was talking about the science, this Gestapo incident.
Thank you, Comunga Strikes.
Sorry, I didn't get to read Camonga Strikes's diamonds, but these fucking idiots, you know, throwing lemons in and think they're so fucking cute.
Yeah, fuck off, all right.
Kaiser Split Dick, they're mad because we're flexing.
Yeah, and I hear you, Kaiser Split Dick, and cheers to you, man.
Cheers to your Ninja Genies and TN Apostle.
Cheers to you too, man.
All right, let me have some of this maury cone here That's it.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
All right.
Oh, man.
Woo!
Oh, man, that's a good stroke.
Man, choking on some of that Maury Cone there.
I think I might need a fucking.
Give me a tissue.
I need a fucking tissue.
Give me a tissue here.
Oh, man, man.
That Maury Cohn, it fucking hits hard, dude.
Give me a god to hear it.
I'm sorry.
Every time I take the first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, the mucus starts coming out the orifices, man.
The mucus is just coming out the orifices.
All right.
With that being said, let's go ahead and turn on the donos.
And all the donos that you're about to see are donos that came in during the broadcast.
So go ahead and play them.
What is it?
She's can be even dearer, friends, especially when Dakota Cunners.
Our newest single, our 17th album, is currently in production.
Dude, that was weird shit, Dako Connors.
And what is this, Sancho?
And what the hell did Sancho said?
Sancho said, I got a diverse options, but I'm pulling out of a few.
Should I hold on XOM and on HAL?
Those I'm not sure about.
Gonna put 7K into Airbnb.
Safe bet.
ExxonMobil Stock History00:05:56
If Biden wins, can he do Trump's executive orders?
Yes, he can, unfortunately.
If Biden is elected president, he can undo Trump's executive orders, unfortunately.
Can arguments be made?
He can't since Trump can't undo Obamacare.
Well, Trump can undo Obamacare.
The unfortunate part about it is that it needs to be done in the legislative branch.
And when they tried to do it, the lone vote to keep Obamacare was that piece of shit, fucking fake war veteran hero, John Turncoat McCain.
All right.
The guy who claimed before that he hated Obamacare, there needs to be Obamacare reform.
John Turncoat McCain was the goddamn idiot that caused the Obamacare to continue to be a reality.
Thank God they got rid of the mandate because that was the most important part.
Forcing people to purchase healthcare insurance.
I mean, that's just fucking stupid.
Anyway, you wanted me to take a look.
XOM.
All right, let's go look.
Let's take a look at these fucking stocks here.
XOM, that's Exxon.
I think Exxon is a good hold, in my personal opinion, as it pertains to the administration of Joe Biden.
Because lest we forget, Exxon is not an oil company.
Exxon is a refining company.
It does.
It takes oil and is in charge of refineries which refines oil into gasoline and they sell the gasoline.
Now, of course because uh if if, by some chance, uh Joe Biden steals the election, you know that he's going to eliminate domestic production of oil.
And if you eliminate domestic production of oil, then that's going to increase the price of oil, which is going to increase the price of gasoline.
And I don't know if y'all remember during the Obama administration, but ExxonMobil, that was like a fucking $120 a share stock.
Right now I'm looking at it.
It's at $37.40.
So yeah, I would definitely hold on XOM.
And then you wanted HAL.
Is that it?
Oh, Halliburton.
Oh, man.
These are, let me see.
52-week high is 25.47.
52-week low is $425.
If you already are holding it, I would hold.
I would not buy at these levels.
This is kind of in the mid or a little bit above the mid-range between the 52-week low and the 52-week high.
And Halliburton is more of a, I hate to say it.
It's more of a neoconservative, Republican-esque type company.
Remember, the whole reason why Halliburton went up the ass in price during the Iraq and Afghanistan war is because Dick Cheney was the president of Halliburton.
So when they had all these contracts that they needed to give out on a federal level, of course, Dick Cheney, who was the president, I'm sure has fucking, you know, stock interest in it, gave no-bid contracts to Halliburton.
And that's when Halliburton was fucking raped.
You know, they were fucking, they were like $80, $90 share of stock.
So anyway, I don't see Halliburton doing much of anything.
But then again, who knows?
I mean, you know, maybe Joe Biden starts another neoconservative war.
And who knows?
I have no idea.
I don't have the inside track on that, but I'm not big on that.
Anyway, thank you, Sancho.
I hope that helps you, dude.
She's can be even more.
We've got Kamunga strikes.
Two words.
Rape me.
Oh, that's Nirvana.
I know that's Nirvana.
What is this?
Nurse Jessica.
Mr. Albin, I'm thinking of getting into the crypto game.
What coins would you recommend investing in?
Oh, wait.
Mr. Albin, I just spent the money to pay for your colonoscopy on Dogecoin.
Fuck you.
And by the way, it'll pay off.
Fuck Dogecoin, you dumb fucking meme circle jerkers, okay?
The whole reason why there's any value to Dogecoin is because you fucking people have a dog fetish with that fucking stupid Dogecoin dog.
And by the way, that Dogecoin dog is actually one of the worst breeds you can get.
It turns on its owners.
It'll bite your fucking hand if you feed it.
I mean, you know, so yeah, great choice, you dumb shitheads.
But in my opinion, I would look towards, I would look towards the fucking coins that I cover.
The coins that I cover are basic coins.
Obviously, you can take a look at other altcoins and probably get bigger plays, etc.
When I discuss any of the cryptocurrency stuff that I discuss at the beginning of the broadcast or whenever I get to the cryptocurrency markets, it's for people that aren't necessarily as bullish, people that are kind of conservative in their investing, and they consider it and give them safe plays in which they can put stuff in.
Take a look at that.
Let's continue.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it, Nurse Jessica, even though you're a fucking troll.
She goes, especially when there are many, many of them.
Hey, ghost, did you see Newsom's apology for attending a birthday party and breaking his own totalitarian regulations?
What an asshole.
He knows what he did, and he did it on purpose.
Dude, this was no accident.
Are y'all surprised?
Women Leaders Destroy Countries00:05:56
This is how Democrats and liberals are, dude.
This is what communists do.
You know, during the hardest communist reign of Russia, you know, when everybody was being, you know, given things by the government, and if you've ever taken a look at that one, there was a Robin Williams movie when he plays some kind of a communist Russia citizen and he has to wait in line to get a roll of toilet paper and has to wait and queue to get this and that.
In the midst of, you know, just kind of giving the people Russian-made goods, Russian-made crap, all right, Russian, everything had to be Russian because that's what it was.
It was communism, it was for the worker, etc.
The communist government had secret shops in the major cities in Moscow and in all these other major cities in Russia where they can go get the Western goods and they can go get Western food and they can go get Western.
Why?
Because they knew that was the better product.
They knew that was the better food.
And instead of giving their people that food, instead of giving the people the opportunity to purchase those products, they're the super authority.
So that means that because they're in charge of giving you the allocated resources of the state, that that gives them an elitist status that is above you because you're a subject.
You know, and that's what most of these people that are Democrats that are in politics today, that's what they view every American citizen out there, especially the people they, the constituency, they consider them subjects because we do not live in a democracy.
I keep seeing people in the chat room flap their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard saying that we live in a democracy.
We live in a constitutional republic, meaning that every area of this geopolitical land of ours gets representation.
Okay, we're not dominated by the mob.
Okay, if we chose our leaders dominated by the mob, then four or five cities would be choosing the president every fucking four years.
The Electoral College gives everybody an equal stake at choosing our leaders.
I mean, that's what I understand about some of you people out here, man.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm going off on a tirade.
Let's continue.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Funny you should mention Michigan's governor.
It is floating around that she directed people at the voting booths to hand out Sharpie markers instead of ballpoint pens in red counties in Michigan.
She is the most hated woman in the state.
Michigan is red.
Look, Tub Guy, with all due respect, you could have fooled me, okay?
And the reason why Whitner, Gretchen Whitner, is the governor of Michigan, it's the Sarah Palin effect.
Okay?
And this is why I can't stand fucking simps who look at some bitch and it's like, oh my God, she's kind of hot for a politician.
You know, you don't see politicians that are hot, you know?
Yeah, I don't care what she says.
I don't care what her policies are.
Yeah, she's fucking hot.
The Sarah Palin effect.
Now, believe me, I know that you look at Gretchen Whitner and see Bruce, excuse me, Bruce Jenner and Drag.
Caitlin Jenner.
You see, I forgot the fucker's name.
I know he rebranded himself, re-gendered himself.
She looks like Caitlin Jenner.
But believe it or not, she was a beauty queen in Michigan.
And everybody remembers Whitmer as this beauty queen.
And now you got what you got.
You people in Michigan, you got what you got.
That's why I keep telling you.
Men, if you're listening to me, please be very careful if you're going to vote for women leaders.
Because Whitmer is a classic example of how a Democrat woman leader can abuse their power just because they're scorned.
One of the prime examples of Whitmer's blatant scorned woman attitude is when she was one of the first states to implement these draconian rules preventing people from going into a second home if they got a second home and just all kinds of weird fucking rules, right?
And when she had protesters outside the governor's mansion and she had protesters outside the state legislature, you know what her response was?
Her response was, well, since you people are going out and protesting the measures that I put forth, I'm going to have to make the measures longer because you guys that are protesting are not following the rules.
So because you guys aren't following the rules, you're helping spreading the sickness.
So we're going to have to do this longer, okay?
Fucking Whitmer, you're a fucking dumb piece of shit.
That's why I keep telling you.
Look, if you're a woman, you're listening to me.
I'm sorry, dude.
You can disagree with me all you want to.
You women are horrible leaders.
All right.
How many more people have to be fucked up by women leadership before we start recognizing that women don't belong in leadership positions?
I'm sorry.
Call me a sexist all you want to.
I don't give a shit.
All right.
Women do not belong in leadership positions.
Do we need to go through the whole fucking tirade about how many women leaders here within the past fucking 15 years have destroyed their countries from South Korea to Argentina to Brazil, you know, to fucking Germany?
Whitmer Dumb Piece Of Shit00:07:32
I mean, I could go on and on.
Fucking Burma.
I mean, these women leaders are fucking stupid.
I'm sorry.
Get back in the fucking kitchen.
Anyway, another tub guy.
Funny you should mention Michigan's governor.
It is floating around that she directed people at the voting booths to hand out Sharpie markers instead of ballpoint pens in red counties in Michigan.
I'm sure.
She is the most hated woman in the state.
I'm sure.
Michigan is red.
I don't know if it's red, dear guy.
Especially when there are many.
And we got Fox McLeod.
Lane Staley was a national treasure.
That's an understatement, dude.
Lane Staley, unbelievable vocalist, unbelievable songwriter.
Allison Change, the group itself, unbelievable band.
They took things that were, you know, tragic and they took things that were devastating and, you know, depressing and made it sound beautiful.
Great, great stuff.
Oh, here's another Fox McLeod dono.
Rosa Parks would be proud.
Rosa Parks would be proud.
All right, great.
I don't know what that means.
What's the difference between a Jew and ghost?
What?
One has a giant nose, wears a dumb hat, has a stupid haircut, loves shekels, and the other is a Jew.
Wait, wait, the other is a Jew?
Wait a minute.
Didn't you just say what's the difference between Jew and ghost and the other is a Jew?
Fuck off, joke, man.
And by the way, Chicago Cowboy Hey Ghost decided on my own vanity plane on my 57, took it to some back roads between Elgin and Rockford earlier today.
She has a lot of body role, but also has a lot of power.
I tell you, some of these Mexicans know how to build a rocket sled.
All right.
I didn't realize you bought it from Mexicans.
You buy it from some, you know, Vato Loco that's trying to restore a 57 Chevy Belair.
I mean, they know they know what they're doing.
You know, they know what they're doing.
Anyway, let's continue here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Pardon Assange.
Pardon Snowden.
Hey, Fox McLeod, I agree with you on definitely pardoning Assange.
But Snowden, I want to be honest, this guy took information.
He took information, and that's the only reason he was able to get safe haven in Russia, because he gave up a lot of information that could jeopardize national security.
And I don't know if that's a good thing, if you want my personal opinion, but pardon Assange is absolutely correct.
And there's Pinochet in the back.
I don't know if you hear him.
All right, let's continue here.
I'd buy that.
Roman Pierce.
Hey, ghost, where were you?
I was waiting all day for you at the Tacoma factory.
My crazy white boyfriend, Brian O'Connor, wants to meet my girlfriend's husband.
Come by, we can have Everclear, Coors, and some Scotch.
All right, your boy, meet my girlfriend's husband?
To meet my girlfriend's husband.
Are you one of those that, like, you know, buys your girlfriend's husband, like a PlayStation 5 and shit?
And, you know, he's like, yeah, you know what?
I'm going to play on the PlayStation 5.
Go ahead and fucking ball the hell out of my wife.
Fucking sick fuck.
Can we continue here?
Boco Harem.
C. Kyle, C. Kyle, C. Kyle, abolish the Fed.
Well, I don't know about the C.E. Kyle, but I can agree that we probably don't need the Federal Reserve anymore.
I mean, I think at one point we needed it, but now that we have things like cryptocurrency and I'm not too sure if we need it anymore.
It is debatable.
It is debatable.
She's can be even.
Here's Marshall Burnsey.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
So the Pope likes women like that.
I think I feel a song coming.
All right, all right.
Take the leashes off Japan.
Let them loose on China again, and this time don't stop them.
Well, I can agree to that.
I mean, I think Japan, it's starting to build up its military slowly but surely, and I think that's the first thing they're going to do.
If you want my opinion, you know, Fox McCloud, I think they want to go back and get a little bit of Chinese fried rice, if you know what I'm talking about, man.
All right, let's continue.
Speaking of Chairman Fried Rice.
Shout out to Democrats and homeboy Ron Nirenberg.
Suck it, fat man.
Fatty, fat, fat man, bitch, fuck looser lol.
Lost lost, you lost the game, you dumb, fatty, fat, fat man, bitch, nigger, nigger, looser nigger.
Get nigged you, fat man, nogchina, hates nogs.
Fuck you, dude, all right?
Fuck you.
15 and a half inches of pure magic.
There is 31,536,000 seconds in a minute.
If one person dies every 17 seconds, then 1.85 million will die per year.
Those figures are pure bullshit, especially when so many so-called COVID-19 deaths are really deaths by other unrelated people.
I know.
I mean, anybody who has any kind of common sense knows that people that are dying and that are being labeled COVID ain't dying of fucking COVID.
All right.
I mean, you know, they're dying of things that they're not reporting.
And we talked about this on the last show.
We talked about how 400,000 people die of medical errors and getting infections and diseases in hospitals and shit like that, which, of course, the CDC doesn't list.
And also, people dying of the AIDS.
You know, people dying of the AIDS, we've just conveniently just eliminated out of nowhere as well.
You can't get that statistical data anywhere.
So anyway, I hear you, dude.
You're preaching to the choir here, man.
I'd buy that for him.
Boco harem.
Do you really think Putin will step down?
Dmitry Medvedev won the election in 2008, but Putin was still in control and proceeded to win the following election.
Do you think something similar to this will happen again?
No, as a matter of fact, the reason that Putin allowed Medavev to become the leader is to show that his elections were democratic to the people.
All right.
I mean, that was just, that was a pure political play.
But no, I read an article.
Let me see if I can find it here.
I read an article that fucking Putin would step down here in the next year.
Oh, he denies it.
Okay.
All right.
He was denied.
All right.
Put the PC shot on.
Oh, no, he denies stepping down as leader due to Parkinson's disease.
Or put the PC shot on.
So that's that.
But it is, he did say that he wanted to step down.
Yeah, here it is right here.
New York Post.
Put the PC shot on.
Vladimir Putin plans to step down next year amid health concerns, report claims.
And as you can see, I told y'all, you know, I just showed you a video of him kind of coughing or koofing, I should say, Hillary Clinton style.
It may be accurate.
I have no idea.
So we shall see.
But that's why I said it.
There was a report about it.
So I'd buy that for a second.
Fox McLeod.
Putin Stepping Down Next Year00:02:05
What the hell is a little bit of a Muslim problem?
Muslims existing as a problem.
Well, to be honest with you, it depends on the Muslim variant you're talking about.
Most Muslims want to live in their own fucking sand trap pissing grounds and worship Allah and put their fucking women in beekeeper suits and beat them whenever they show off a little ankle.
I mean, you know, they're cool.
You know, they'll trade.
You know, they'll trade with you.
I mean, where do you think that we get the term middleman from?
We get the term middleman because of the Middle East.
Because Europe had to deal with these fucks in the Middle East so that they can get the Eastern silks and the Eastern herbs, etc.
So it's within their system.
It's within their culture to trade.
The problem is, is that for whatever reason, the United States, amongst us, other Western civilizations, have implemented military action on certain areas in the Middle East, displacing a lot of these folks who believe in this kind of fundamental Islamic perspective.
And since they've been forced to relocate, because they relocate and, you know, they have four or five wives with like four or five different children with those wives.
The population is expanding very rapidly in the regions that allowed these refugees, particularly in the EU.
And that's why they're taking over.
All right.
That's why they're taking over.
They're like, oh, okay, you brought us here.
Now we want Islam here.
We want Islamic law here, etc.
But, you know, that's central planning done by the European Union and folks that decided to mess with the Middle East, you know?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Go ahead, leave, bitch, pussy, you won't.
Dude, don't tempt me, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
Do not tempt me.
Two-Party System Must Go00:02:42
Fucking piece of shit.
Shekos can be even fearful.
Cyber vermin.
Especially when there are many.
Cyber vermin here.
Welcome back, Ghost.
Here's a word from the leader of the cyber vermin and an ally of the guild house.
Oh, great.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Let's watch Poll get embarrassed by MLP.
What are you talking?
Cunnius Maximus for a 30 bucker.
What are you talking about?
Let's poll embarrass MLP.
All right, we'll get to it.
We'll get to it.
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Engineer, get over here and fuck off.
I buy that for a dollar.
Luisa for two.
Hey, uh, uh, no Nintendo, Puto.
All right, no Nintendo, Puto.
All right.
Fucking piece of shit.
Ascended Centrist.
The two-party system needs to go.
The Republicans are corporatist shills who care more about corporations and billionaires than the actual American people.
And I don't need to tell you why the Democrats suck.
America really needs a third-party option.
Yeah, but you don't understand.
Okay.
I agree with you that we need a third-party option.
The reason that we haven't is because these parties are so old and they've collected so much money and they collect money every fucking cycle, all right, of like every two years.
There's a fucking election, right?
They collect so much money that that's why they can have headquarters in every fucking city in this country.
You know, that's why they have buildings and you know, Democrat headquarters in every state, in every county, all right, in every major city, etc.
And that's an extensive network.
And why do you need that?
Because you have to make sure that you're put on the ballot.
You know, believe it or not, you could run for president as a third party and you won't be put on the ballot in states because either you didn't apply for it, you don't have any representation for it, you don't have enough signatures for it, etc.
And because the Democrat and Republican Party have this, you know, long-standing funding and networking and modernizing and logistics, etc., there is almost an impossibility to create a functioning and viable third party unless we reestablish how politicians are paid.
Third Party Ballot Issues00:15:45
All right.
Because right now, politicians are paid based upon how much they can accumulate in their campaign contribution account.
And once they retire, they can take what's in their campaign contribution account and then they have to retire from politics.
They can't come back to politics.
But once they do, whatever's left over, they can just transfer it into their own personal name, tax fucking free.
Tax-free.
I mean, haven't you ever wondered how someone makes a career out of public service?
How someone goes from like college and runs for some little like, I don't know, council or some little small bureaucratic circuit and then just works their way up by, you know, going out and schmoozing with people and kissing babies and shaking hands, etc.
And how people like Joe Biden, you know, who's a fucking nobody, who can fucking sit there and be a goddamn fucking bureaucrat for 47 years and all of a sudden become multi-millionaires.
Well, now you know.
All right, now you fucking know.
Jesus Christ.
Yo, but It feels knowing Nick and Alex are doing more to help Trump secure the vote than you have ever done.
Oh, yeah?
They're putting themselves in danger while you sit back, smoke dope, and get paid to watch YouTube videos.
Well, you know, that's what they should be doing if they really are concerned about it.
I want to be honest with you.
I haven't seen Nick do anything.
The only thing I saw him do was get up in front of a bunch of virgins and say, hey, it's far from done.
And these guys are against God.
And you know what that means?
Nick Fuentes is a celibate son of a bitch.
And we're all virgins.
And it's okay to be so because we're just a bunch of conservative fellas over here.
All right.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
If Nick Fuentes, you know, Alex Jones, I mean, dude, Alex Jones has got a half a billion dollar operation, okay?
All right.
I mean, Infowars and all the shit that it's damn near $500 million operation.
Okay.
So eliminate Alex out of the equation.
I mean, I can't even compete with Alex because he fucking got a lot of money with his operation, selling fucking boner pills or whatever the fuck he's doing.
But Nick Fuentes, all he's doing is being a fucking, you know, a simp and not even a simp for women, a simp for like gay boys like Catboy Cammy, and claiming that he isn't a homosexual, even though he is, you know, I don't know, trying to get everyone who follows him to be at least acting like a homo.
And then he claims that he is a white nationalist when he's a fucking Mexican, which I think is hilarious.
I think it's hilarious.
You got all these white nationalists out here putting Nick Fuentes on a pedestal and the fucking kid is a fucking Mexican.
All right.
I mean, it kind of reminds me of that Jewish art student, okay, that used to sell his ass in Vienna, getting rejected from the school of art in Vienna.
I'm talking about Adolf Schekelgruber.
Yeah, his real name, Adolf Schekelgruber.
Yeah, that Jewish man convinced a whole country in Germany with fucking Jewish features.
I mean, fucking, look at Hitler's nose.
Fucking bell pepper ass nose and shit.
Had dark hair flapping around in the wind every time he thought, I want blonde hair, blue-eyed children, Los Schlagen Schliegenschlagen.
I mean, are you kidding me?
And now the same thing's happening in America.
All right.
You've got a Mexican leading a bunch of white celibate, well, involuntarily celibate fucking idiots.
And, you know, the only thing, the only reason that Nick Fuentes has got so many people fucking listening to him is because he panders.
He caters to that incel shit.
You know, all you guys out there, I want to tell you, Nick Fuentes is a virgin too, okay?
And the reason we're virgins, guys, is because we believe in God, okay?
And I'm saving my virginity till marriage, okay?
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to find the greatest woman in the world who hasn't been black yet, which is probably damn near impossible, but you know, who's looking?
And I'm going to give her my virginity because it's special.
It's special.
Even though I'm like a 24-year-old man, I think it's special that all I've done was wax my own carrot, okay?
I mean, I think it's special.
And you see, all these incels are like, yeah, you know what?
Nick's right.
Okay?
I'm not an involuntary celibate.
I'm waiting for somebody special.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I can't stand Nick Fuentes.
If you see him, kick him in the balls and tell him it's from me because I don't fucking like the guy.
I'm sorry.
I don't like the guy.
I think he is a fucking embarrassment.
All right.
When I think fucking, you know, look, I'm not advocating this.
I'm not a white nationalist.
I am not a white supremac.
But when I think white supremacist, white nationalists, I think of like Bill Rizio and the skinheads and shit.
You know what I mean?
I think of like some fucking like guys that are fucking like, you know, some manly fucks that are out here kicking ass.
You know what I mean?
That aren't afraid to go up to a group of black guys and say the N-word and shit.
Is that Nick Fuentes, man?
Fuck no.
You kidding me?
Hey, Nick Fuentes here, and I just want to let y'all know that all you incelibates out there, you know, you're not in celibate.
You're waiting for somebody special.
And that's a part of the white nationalist movement, by the way, even though I'm a Mexican.
So at least whites are accepting Mexicans as white nationalists.
That's good news, I guess.
I don't know.
Go ahead, but play the rest of the fucking donos.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just shit my state with more lockdowns.
Jocelyn Benson, come cover me up.
Oh, by the way, I'm not advocating violence on Nick Fuentes.
Don't kick him in the balls, okay?
I'm figuratively saying that, all right?
He's a fucking puss.
All right.
He's a fucking puss.
He can't defend himself.
I mean, seriously, man, the guy's so skinny he can hand glide on a fucking Dorito.
Are you fucking shitting me?
I mean, this guy can't even defend himself.
I mean, just imagine being, you know, the girlfriend of Nick Fuentes over here.
You know what I mean?
I mean, what if some big buck black motherfucker comes by and just takes his girl, starts slapping her on her ass and shit?
What's Nick Fuentes gonna do?
The fuck is he gonna do?
You're gonna do shit.
All right?
Fucking weak ass people.
Anyway, can we play?
Continue playing with donos.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
It's funny how Twitmer wants to lock Michigan back up just as her summer home is no longer useful.
Get the noggin jogging.
Hey, hey, you're right.
You're right, Fox McLeod.
Hey, ghost hope, all is well.
I remember in the TCR days that you said you would write a book on gold, silver trading that would explain the process as easily as possible so that even tards would understand.
I don't have the time, dude.
Did it ever release?
No.
What book would you recommend?
And by the way, because of all this shit, okay?
Because of what we're seeing in America today, we're seeing a separation of people that can learn.
And what I mean can learn, that means that, you know, they can gain information, absorb it, and learn it.
What I'm finding is a humongous portion of the population of America can't learn.
They can't do shit.
I mean, you could teach them, you could show them, you can repeat to them over and over and over again, and you can't trust them to get the job done.
All right.
And there's those people and then there's us.
You know, the capitalists.
The people that don't hope that things happen to us.
We go out and we make things happen.
And I'm telling you, because we have this separation and mentality in today's America, I am seriously, and I'm currently trying.
I got a whole bunch of shit I got to do.
But I definitely want to write a book about capitalism and what it means and why it's so important for everybody and how to do capitalism and how to make money work for you instead of burning it and shit like that.
I'd buy that.
Lara Trump.
When you say, even if I was Jewish, so what?
What do you mean?
If you were Jewish, none of us would be listening.
Bullshit.
I don't want to don't don't say that, dude.
All right.
Don't say that.
Don't say that if I was Jewish, you wouldn't be listening.
So what if I was Jewish?
So what if I was Jewish?
Lechaim.
I mean, so what, man?
I'm still the same guy.
Anyway, play the rest of this shit.
Funny jokes.
What's the difference between Ghost and Alex Jones?
What?
One is the prognosticator of prognosticators, who gives out millions of dollars worth of information and throws their manly dominance around like it ain't shit.
And the other is ghost.
Fuck you.
I'm.
You fucking just shut the fuck up.
Man.
Look, I don't want to talk about it.
I give you all information for free, man.
All right?
I'm not out here saying, hey, look, all you people out there, this is Alex Jones here, and I want you to buy the Super Male Vitality so it could give you the big ass boner, so it could protect you from the reptilian lizard women that are coming down from the serious star planet Zygon.
And my filters, my filters, I'd buy that for a dollar.
What the fuck is that?
A do one guy, one ja.
A do one guy, one ja.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Greetings from Taiwan.
All right, thank you, Taiwan in the house.
Did you talk about Sidney Powell confirming to the reporter in the press conference that servers were seized in Germany shortly after the election?
No, I didn't.
She also said that she didn't know if they were the good or the bad guys that took it.
Yeah, I didn't get to that at this point in time because unfortunately, you've got to delve information slowly to the people.
Okay, because the American people you got to speak to them in moron and you got to kind of like fucking slowly, like throw it in their brains, you know, kind of kind of spark synapses in their brains and you don't want to overload these people, because once you overload these people with information.
They just give you that fluoride stare and then in their brain it tells them exit stage left anyway.
Thank you, Ghostler the great.
Please don't call me Ghostler Zoltar fortune teller.
I am Zoltar the great gypsy and I can tell your fortune.
The great Zoltar can see that you will sit on your balls soon.
Yeah okay great, thank you.
All right, what am I gonna get?
ELF and Titus Crypto taking off.
Ripple has been my huge gain the past, while Ghost is dead.
Beans and bullets.
If the Chinese get their way in the U.s and East Asia, it will be a rough few years as the globalist controlled demolition of the industrialized West.
Thank you for at least understanding what's about to happen, because if Biden is a president, you can kiss the dominance of America goodbye and you might as well start talking Mandarin, because that's what's gonna happen.
Man, hoof-hearted Ghost did.
Yeah, thank you very much.
I appreciate that we got the BOCO Harem.
I just want to say i've been listening since 2010 and I just want to thank you for providing endless hours of entertainment as well as great insight into economics and solidarity.
Dude, thank you, I appreciate it and I appreciate you for appreciating what I do.
Man seriously cheers man and uh, what is this Gorifter?
Yeah, fuck you.
What do you think?
You think I'm fucking baked Alaska?
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, all the folks from IP2 that were jocking baked Alaska, how do you like him now, huh?
How do you like him now?
This son of a bitch took the fucking money that he gained from the RV trip and he's gone.
He's gone.
I told you that's what this idiot.
Look, I don't, look, I can't hate on baked Alaska.
You know, that's how he makes his money.
He's a grifter.
You know, he takes to look at what the political landscape is and tries to make money off that.
Lest we forget he worked for BuzzFeed and once actually tweeted in favor of Black Lives Matter.
And then the 2016 elections came along and he saw Milo Yiannopoulos in England.
I don't know.
Somehow they got connected and he became Milo Yiannopoulos's manager.
And through being Milo Yiannopoulos' manager, he was able to get all these connections to all these people.
He worked for Mike Cernovich for a little bit.
And believe it or not, I remember when Mike Cernovich fired Baked Alaska on YouTube, he was paying Baked Alaska 5,000 fucking bucks a month for, I don't know what the fuck was he doing?
What the fuck was he?
5,000 a month?
Anyway, if there's anybody that knows how to fucking squeeze a dollar out of any kind of political angst, it's this fucking Jew.
Excuse me, scumbag.
I'm sorry.
Fucking baked Alaska.
I'm telling you, if you take a look at his real name, it's fucking Ginsburg or some shit.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
Can we play the rest of the donos?
Jesus Christ.
There's Turtlehead.
Thought you would enjoy some history tonight.
Also, have you ever gotten your hands on a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle, Kentucky bourbon?
No, I haven't.
If not, you're missing out.
No.
Cheers, Ghost.
Look, I'm sorry.
I did not mean to say that was a slip.
All right.
His name is Geo Nat or something.
I don't know.
That's why I said, you know, I got caught in mid-thought.
I was going to say, I just got caught in mid-thought, dude.
Don't fucking call me anti-Semitic.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that are Jewish.
All right, I have a few people in the inner circle that are from Israel.
So don't come at me as being anti-Semitic because I am not.
Anyway, Turtlehead, I've never come across Pappy Van Winkle, Kentucky Bourbon, never drank it.
I'll take a look at it.
I have had dickle, that's for sure.
Oh, what is this?
Biden?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
Air Force One landed in China and they didn't roll out the jetway.
Kamala, get over here and throw me out the door.
Yeah, y'all remember?
Where are we again?
Yeah, y'all remember that?
I mean, I'm telling you, now that China thinks and believes that Joe Biden's going to be president, they're talking shit to us.
I mean, y'all remember when they forced Obama, when he landed with Air Force One in Beijing, they forced him to come out the ass of Air Force One?
Y'all remember that shit?
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, they had him come out the ass of Air Force One.
And of course, Obama did like a good fucking boy, you know?
Here's Poopter.
Here's Poopter here.
Obama Air Force One Exit00:09:41
Hey, Ghost.
Some new information about the West Coast wildfires was divulged recently.
The suspect is believed to be one man carrying a jar of thermite, which was spread on forest floors to start fires.
All right.
For more info, look up one guy wine jar.
Don't look it up.
Poopter's just a sick asshole.
If you support the Democrats, you shit on the troops of the wars in our history.
Fighting and dying to combat fascism and communism.
And you want to bring that shit here?
Be worthy of their sacrifice.
Thank you, TN Apostle.
I do appreciate that, man.
Of course, none of these people appreciate anything as long as it's given to them like some fucking leech, but it is what it is.
Thank you, TN Apostle.
Cheers to you, man.
All right.
Appreciate the Ninja Genies.
I appreciate the dono here, man.
Cheers to you.
What the hell is this?
Ghost, if you're going to write a book on capitalism, could you also write a book on the occult and the esoteric practices by the global elite?
Yeah.
You seem to be really knowledgeable on that topic.
I don't think that I can really divulge too much of that information on paper.
That's why, whenever I go off on some of the secrets of what's going on in the world and shit, I'm usually a little inebriated.
And, you know, whether or not I divulge too many secrets, I can just blame it on the fact that I'm just drunk.
You know, I got plausible deniability when it comes to the globalists.
If, you know, I let out too many secrets out of the bag, you know?
Anyway, Donald Trump Jr.
Why the fuck are you friends with Jesus?
Can you just shut up with that, dude?
Come on, man.
I mean, come on with that anti-Semitic stuff.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And by the way, that's the end of the donos.
And before we get started on the donos, two donos came in before the show.
And I'm going to play those donos.
I'm going to play those donos at the end here.
So let me go ahead and post those.
Where the hell are they at?
Here they are.
Here they are.
Here's this one that came in seven hours ago.
I'm going to play these Achieve.
Because that's what I said on the show.
Time for some Longmont potion castle.
What?
Start wherever you'd like.
Also, gas pedament.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Kaiser Split Dick.
And then there's another one.
She goes can be dead.
By Kaiser Split Dick.
Especially when there are many.
All right.
We're going to get to that one at the end.
How about this classic from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2?
And what I mean at the end, hold on, what is this?
Get to the videos, boomer.
I'm getting to them.
All right.
What I mean at the end, I'm talking about the after TN Apostles, I'll play Kaiser Split Dicks and anything that comes after, you know, etc.
So I hope you understand that.
All right.
With that being said, let's go ahead and get to the first video dono that was requested by D Var D Coke Hunters.
Excuse me.
D. Coke Hunters.
What is this?
Khabib Nagamroff, are you afraid of getting Will Coopered?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
Yes, I am.
All right.
I'm not even joking around about it.
All right.
Those of you that don't know Bill Cooper, well, look him up.
That's all I got to say.
All right.
Anyway, thank you for that.
I really, yeah, that's, you're right on the money there, Khabib.
You're hitting the head right on the nail there.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the first dono.
Once again, this is D. Coke Hunters.
And I think they donated on the last show, and it was kind of like dissonant EDM music or something.
And he says, D. Coke Hunter says, our newest single, our 17th album, is currently in production.
17th album?
All right, 17th album.
This better not be some sick fucking, this better not be something nefarious, is all I got to say.
Is everybody right?
Here's Deco Cunners.
Put the PC shot on.
Here we go.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I guess this is a little better, huh?
I guess this is a little better here.
This better not be something nefarious, I'm telling you, man.
Okay.
All right.
Music pretty loud.
All right.
How's that?
Is that better?
I bet there better not be something nefarious on here, dude.
What?
Hunting Coke alright.
Coke?
Hunting Coke in the evening.
Hunting Coke.
It makes me feel alright.
Hunting Coke in the morning.
Hunting Coke.
Hunting Coke at night.
Hunting Coke in the evening.
This is like loungy music.
This is like loungy type music.
What does everybody think?
This is the Coke Hunters.
Four out of ten viewers, six out of ten Vitaly Dakoff.
Seven out of ten, Flamingo Blacks.
Six out of ten, Ann Philly.
Zero out of ten, Alte Ann.
Ten out of ten, Bob Tom.
Seven out of ten, Gopher Jones.
Four out of ten, Stinger.
Eeeee, seven out of ten.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Angel Tronic, nine out of ten.
Tomoni Strike, six out of ten.
Corpus Russia Capital, seven out of ten.
Scottfield Gate, five out of ten.
Eight out of ten, PP Pooh Pooh.
Ha ha.
Hitman Cause eight out of ten.
Eight out of ten, Jewish lawyer.
Six out of ten, two six dollars.
Zero out of ten, quoto for quado for her recall.
Four out of ten, Holmat Walking.
Five out of ten, Dunkrick Assie.
Sergeant Mario, five out of ten.
Paul Petto Donito, seven out of ten.
Tedis, eight out of ten.
Drastic, three and a half out of ten.
R. Rock, seven out of ten.
Dust Van Dan, ten out of ten.
Fox McLeod, five out of ten.
It's not horrible.
Hunting coke in the evening.
Hunting Coke in the morning.
Hunting Coke in the afternoon.
Hunting Coke in the evening.
Favor.
The end Hunting Scope Buck every day.
Yeah, somebody in the chat room said this is Hunter Biden's favorite song.
November to the month of May.
Hunting Coke in the evening.
Hunting Coke in the morning, baby.
Hunting Coke in the evening.
That was actually a legit song.
That wasn't bad, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
That wasn't bad.
I was actually having my finger on the button just in case there was some kind of a fucking snake or something that came out of nowhere.
But Dako Cunner's not bad, dude.
Not bad at all.
And long live Koopler.
Take a smoke with me for long life.
All right.
No shit, right?
I've actually lived a pretty long life.
No, no bullshit.
So, you know, but, you know, every day that you can take a breath is a decent day, even though bad things could be happening to you that day.
You got to kind of look at it like that.
All right.
Cheers to Long Live Koopler.
Here we go.
That's a good holding.
Let me hit the brain, baby.
Let me hit the brain.
Shekels can be even dearer, friends.
Especially.
Oh, yeah, look at a back-to-back to back like Kaiser.
It's the real anthem of the bronies in Epstein.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, that should be interesting.
Nirvana Grunge Movement00:02:15
Anyway, Dakoke Hunters, that was a lot better song than the last time that you requested a song, dude.
So cheers to you.
By the way, let me go ahead and let everybody know what the channel is.
If you want to check out that song, there it is right there, Dakoke Hunters, Hunting Coke second mix.
Wasn't bad, dude.
Wasn't bad at all.
Cheers to you.
And good luck trying to get yourself a little bit of a music career out here, man.
So it wasn't bad.
I'd bump that in a lounge party or something.
Anyway, we got another song, I'm assuming, and this is a request by our good friend Kamunga Strikes.
And Camunga Strikes said the following: two words, rape me.
Is this real?
Is this, did you legit?
Oh, yes, he did.
Yes, he did.
Camunga Strikes, hooking us up with some classic grunge from Nirvana.
And this is actually a live song.
This was live and loud in Seattle, 1993.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Comunga Strikes, cheers.
And hey, Fox McLeod, we got to agree to disagree.
Nirvana is not overrated.
I'm telling you right now, it's some pretty decent music.
It ushered in the grunge movement.
And I think that the grunge movement is probably the last significant musical movement that has ever been on American soil.
Like American-born musical movement.
So with that being said, Camunga Strikes.
Let's go ahead and play this.
Here it is.
Rape me.
Rape me again.
Oh, yeah.
Nirvana.
Rave Me My Friend00:15:37
You
Man, man, man.
1993.
I think I'm going to drink.
I think I'm going to start drinking.
Rave me, my friend, rave me, rave me a...
Stop the suicide jokes!
Rave it, breathe me, baby.
Rave me.
Jesus Christ.
Can't even pay some respect out here.
That was just a short song, and I do appreciate Camunga Strikes hooking it up.
All right.
Dad rock.
Dude, shut up.
All right.
What the fuck do you young kids are doing?
What are you young kids doing now?
Y'all are licking the disgusting fucking veal cut lip parmesan clit of one Billy Eyleash.
And you fucking young people are going to sit over here and be critical of any fucking music that has been written in the past?
Are you fucking shitting me?
Good fucking God.
You know, I wanted to fucking break open a drink after that song because, you know, it's, you know, making me feel a little old school as it relates to musical movements.
Because prior to that musical movement, there was the New Wave movement, which encompassed a lot of the 80s.
And then you had the disco movement, which encompassed the 70s.
And then, of course, you know, classic rock, you know, etc.
Anyway, look, I don't want to explain all this to you.
All right.
Anyway, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to go ahead and open up my first beer for the evening.
I probably am opening it up a little bit too early here, but you know, who gives a shit?
All right.
I got some Stella Artos.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go ahead and do this.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and get this beer going and we'll see how many more of these fucking donos we just got in here.
Good as this.
I buy that Lee Kwang.
Tian Shang Tai, young hung ya hong tong.
Tong eki shin zhang de tai.
What the fuck kind of tuna fish language is this?
What the fuck kind of tuna fish language is this?
China now controls all aspect of your homeland.
Soon English is not the language of the world and it's time for Chinese domination.
America will die and suffer a great death.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fucking blindfold your ass with dental floss, you son of a bitch.
Can we get to the next video, please?
I mean, thank you, Comunga Strikes.
I definitely needed that.
That was definitely a little bit of a palette cleanser, if I don't say so myself.
All right, so let's go ahead and get to the next video.
This next video, Sunburst, who requested this.
And let's see what Sunburst said.
He said, Ghost, hey, ghost, did you see Newsom's apology for attending a birthday party and breaking his own totalitarian regulations?
What an asshole.
He knows what he did, and he did it on purpose.
It was no accident.
I just told you, that's how leftists are.
The rules apply to you, not to them, all right?
The rules that they implement upon you as their subjects, they don't apply to them.
So, anyway, let's take a look at this.
It looks like Sunburst hooked it up with a little bit of Newsom coming out and I guess making his apology for going out to a little bit of a dinner for attending a large gathering in Napa.
You know, where all the fine wines are and where all the good liberals are, you know?
Fucking Napa.
How could I resist?
I'm fucking Gavin Newsome.
I'm half a queer already.
Anyway, let's look at Sunburst's video here.
There it is.
Play it.
The minimize mixing.
I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge something just before we go into the QA.
And that is very soberly acknowledge that a few weeks ago, I was asked to go to a friend's 50th birthday.
Oh, you fuckers are telling us that we can't have fucking Thanksgiving, but old Gavin Newsome over here.
Well, I was invited, you know, to a little bit of a birthday party.
And a friend that I've known for almost 20 years.
And how are you?
We know our families our whole lives, you fucking liberal, egotistical, atheistic, fucking autistic dickhead.
This is a friend I've known for a lot of years, so I hope that you understand that I had to go and, you know, I wanted to lick each other's crumb like we used to do back in the goddamn college days.
Well, put a lot of time and energy into his 50th birthday.
It was in Napa, which was in the orange status, relatively loose compared to some other counties.
It was excuse restaurant.
And we started the, well, the program started at 4 o'clock.
It was one of those early reservations.
I got there a little bit late.
God look at the disingenuous of the larger table.
I realized it was a little larger group than I had anticipated.
And I made a bad mistake.
Instead of sitting down, I should have up.
Now, okay, this is what I'm saying.
This guy is laughing and smiling in your face, saying, look, I didn't realize it was going to be that big of a crowd.
And I'm really sorry for breaking the rules that I'm imposing on you by threat of jail.
And all I want to do is say I'm sorry.
How come this guy doesn't end up in jail like everybody else is if they don't oblige his totalitarian bullshit?
I mean, what a fucking asshole.
Where are fucking Californians with a pair of balls?
All right, at least to confront this idiot, to yell at this idiot when he's doing these conferences, to call him out on his hypocrisy.
Oh my God.
And walked back, got in my car, and drove back to my house.
Instead, I chose to sit there with my wife and a number of other couples that were outside the household.
You can quibble about the guidelines, et cetera, et cetera.
But the spirit of what I'm preaching all the time was contradicted.
And I got to own that.
And so I want to apologize to you.
No, you know what you need to do?
Why don't you spend a week in jail?
Why don't you voluntarily put yourself into a jail situation behind bars?
All right.
And then we'll believe you, Newsom, you fucking baguette.
All right.
Then we'll believe you.
What a fucking hypocrite.
Because I need to preach and practice, not just preach and not practice.
And I've done my best to do that.
You piece of shit.
We all fall short sometimes.
We've been out, and I think for three times since, in fact, I know it's been three times because I remember all of those dinners.
Oh, my God.
This looks so fake.
This looks like somebody who's been caught.
Oh, no.
I remember.
This looks like a wife trying to tell her husband where the fuck she's been at when she's been getting nailed by the fucking co-worker over here.
No, I know that was because I remember because fucking baguette.
Since February, just three times, twice with my wife by myself outdoors, and then this one occasion with a larger group.
I mean, how is it okay for this guy?
This is why everybody should be rising up against these fucking quarantines because these people don't oblige it.
Did we not forget fucking Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi forcing some stupid salon?
To open up so she can get her fucking hair dye job.
I mean, these fucking Democrats make me sick.
You people are Anti-american scum.
The rules apply to everybody but yourselves.
And this guy is smiling and laughing at you idiots in California.
Look at him.
I've been out.
Look three times.
Okay, I know it's three times.
Three times.
You're forcing everybody to stay inside, you fucking liberal dick.
Oh my, just a few extra people there.
Uh, then the spirit of what I am promoting?
So gonna minimize mixing, you gotta.
You gotta own up to that.
So uh, I just own up to it.
Go put yourself in jail, Newsom.
Go throw yourself into jail and then we'll believe you.
You fucking baguette for our dinner uh, and we uh, you know we had an early dinner, but didn't matter.
Uh, I shouldn't have been there, I should have turned back around and uh, so when that happens, you gotta, you pay the price.
I mean, look at him stumbling, mumbling over his own tongue, and you have my word on that.
And just know this has not been a practice i've indulged in in the past.
I, I take it very seriously.
Uh, oh yeah, you notice how he laughs.
I take it very seriously.
Look at that smile.
Look at that smile on his face.
I take it very seriously, sucker uh, and have been doing so for many, many months, and I expect you should expect nothing less of me, and I expect more from myself, and you have that commitment and my resolve in that respect as well.
When I say minimize mixing, I mean it.
But again, covet, fatigue is exhausting and i'm empathetic beyond words.
Oh yeah sure, that's why you just imposed a new curfew, a new fucking mandate to everybody staying inside.
What a what a jerk you know.
And this is what you fucking people out there that are so into this Trump derangement syndrome.
This is the kind of shit that you elected when you voted for Joe Biden.
You dumb fucks.
All right, that's how dumb you people are.
You people hated Trump more than understanding that the fucking people that want to put the most totalitarianism on you are the ones that are telling you that this uh, Orange Man, bad bullshit, fucking piece of shit.
I'm not even fucking joking man anyway.
That pisses me off.
Let me get to some diamonds here.
AURA, AURA with a diamond, hi Ghost.
My condolences for Templeton uh, Commonga strikes.
I was talking about the Science Gestapo.
Uh Kaiser, split dick.
They mad because we flexing uh, living linguini with a ninja genie.
Thanks ghost, you inspired me to work hard And get an engineering degree.
One term left.
Cheers to Living Linguini with the Ninja Genie and the Diamond.
Cheers to you.
Natsock Diamond for naming them.
Gas the Jute.
I'm not going to say that.
Kaiser Split Dick.
Khabib is a baguette.
Kaiser Split Dick.
Khabib, at least I can whoop a N-word's ass.
Kaiser Split Dick, Kelly should have been burned.
Well, I'm not going to go that far.
Anyway, even though all you dicks are fucking donating all these lemons, I still got through them, you jerk off.
So, yeah, thanks.
Thanks for nothing.
All right.
Thanks for nothing.
What is this?
Fox McLeod.
And he said, and this baguette was begging people to stop leaving Commie Fornia.
He was?
Well, people are leaving in droves, man.
He can be left with the riffraff that he's going to be overwhelmed with.
All right, because California is trash.
All right.
All you got to do is just look at the fucking some of the streamers that live in Los Angeles and live in California on IP2 and you just take a look at the fucking garbage that these people have to interact with.
It's fucking stupid.
Here's Vice Chairman Fried Rice.
Lee Kwong, I appreciate your devotion to CCP.
But how many times do I have to tell you to stay in lane?
Stick to your job and get back to making poison stinky take out food.
One more time and I will send you to one of my fun camps with stinky Uyghurs.
Nick.
The Uyghurs.
That's the Muslim contingent of China that is currently being oppressed.
Now, why there isn't a Muslim problem yet in China, I have yet, I don't know.
I don't know if the Muslims even know Uyghurs exist.
I have no idea.
Anyway, let's continue on with the donos.
Thank you, Sunburst, for giving us a little bit of Gavin Newsome and his hypocrisy, duping delight, and his fucking psychotic fucking perspective.
But we got to continue here.
The next video is Fox McLeod.
And Fox McCloud said Lane Staley was a national treasure.
He absolutely was.
I'll tell you that right now.
I know that they're trying to tour with Allison Chains without Lane Staley.
Jerry Cantrell is a fucking moron for even attempting to try to do that, if you want my opinion.
All right.
I mean, there's only one Lane Staley.
As a matter of fact, it's only Jerry Cantrell left in the band.
I mean, all the other bandmates are fucking dead.
I can't believe Jerry Cantrell can even still tour on fucking Allison Chains.
Anyway, never mind.
Let's just continue here.
Oh, man.
And by the way, this is not Allison Shane's.
This is actually the side project that Lane Staley had taken on during the 90s called Mad Season.
So this is pretty interesting.
Cheers, Fox McCloud, for hooking this up.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
You know, I like the grunge theme that we're going on here with tonight.
I do appreciate it.
All right.
So cheers to Fox McCloud.
And guess what?
Back to back, I believe, for Fox McLeod here.
Let's go ahead and take a look.
And that is absolutely correct.
All right.
After the Lane Staley dono by Fox McLeod, he hooks it up a little bit with Rosa Parks.
Would be proud.
All right.
He did a $25 bill on this back to back.
Rosa Parks would be proud.
Now, what do you mean by that, Fox McLeod?
Rosa Parks would be proud.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
All right.
I really shouldn't even be laughing because, I mean, once I play this and I'm laughing at this, you people are going to call me a racist, grand dragon, or whatever.
But I don't know.
Fox McCloud said Rosa Parks would be proud.
All I can say is, do you agree with that assessment?
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Nigga On The Bus Song00:09:06
Hey, Just a nigga on the bus now.
Ooh, hey, just on the bus.
Just a nigga on the bus.
Just nigga on the bus now.
Why did you find me?
Hey, just nigga on the bus.
Just a nigga on the bus now, see what you look at me, just a nigga on the bus now, see what you look at me, just a nigga on the bus now, where did y'all find this?
Just a nigga on the bus you see.
Trying to put a bitch in the mouth like me.
Hey, hey, hey, just a nigga on the bus now.
Oh, my God.
Hey, but these bitches want me for my money.
And I don't think it's funny.
Bitches want me for my money.
And I don't think that's funny.
Bitches want me for my money.
Bitches want him for his money and he's on a bus.
I don't think that's funny.
This is a nigga on the bus.
Trying to get some money.
Bitches think it's funny.
I just want the money.
Come on, fuck the bitch in her clothes.
But she just wanted me for the gold.
I'm just a nigga on the bus now.
Nigga, nigga, nigga on the bus.
He's wearing a Costco hat.
I was wearing a Costco hat.
You just don't know the way you move so fast.
Across the world with my name OG.
If you see this, nigga, I'm just a nigga on the bus now.
Hey, just a nigga on the bus now.
He's got a Costco hat on, dude.
But they think I'm really funny.
I'm just a nigga on the bus now I'm just a nigga on the bus now I'm just a nigga on the bus now I'm just a nigga on the bus now Hey, hey, hey, bitches wanna fuck me for my money And I don't think that is a bad thing.
Man, where do y'all find this shit, dude?
Where do y'all find this shit?
My aunt had it all.
I'm just trying ball, like Chase McGrady.
Come through with the lights when my mom shaded.
But the bitch wants me for my money.
And try to fuck with Raw like a dummy.
Bitch, I ain't got my nose.
And that same bitch whoops by fuck my kiss.
This nigga on the bus.
Just horrible.
This is horrible, man.
Just dig on the bus now.
Hey, just nigga on the bus.
Hey, this nigga on the bus now.
Nigga on the bus now.
Nigga on the bus now.
Rosa Parks, baby.
Oh my god.
Oh, my God.
Fox McCloud, where in the fuck did you find this, dude?
There's only 74,000 views.
That sounds like a lot, but this shit's been on the YouTube since 2014.
Rosa Parks would be proud.
That's fucking horrible, dude.
You see, I mean, why would somebody black make something like that and yet still cry racism?
And I don't know.
That's just horrible.
I'm sorry that I even laughed at that, but a black man created it.
I mean, I'm assuming he created that for it to be humorous.
And, you know, this guy's saying, Edward on a bus now.
Edward on a bus now.
Edward on a bus now.
Rosa Parks, y'all.
Rosa Parks, y'all.
So anyway, I'm sorry.
Let's continue here.
What do we got here?
Communist strikes.
And he said a majority of the people who were involved in grunge scene pretty much abused heroin.
That's a fact.
Even the singer of Mother Love Bone did the same thing.
It's unfortunate.
Anyways, awesome song, Fox McLeod.
And that's unfortunate.
I mean, you know, I don't agree with people using heroin, but it hasn't hurt my record collection.
And, you know, if it's going to make you a little bit more creative, then go ahead and do it.
All right.
I doubt this brother that created this song, Edward on a Bus Now, Edward on a Bus Nah.
I bet you he didn't shoot heroin.
I bet you, money, he didn't.
There'd have been a little bit more creativity than that.
And we're on a bus now.
I shouldn't even be laughing at that, dude.
I shouldn't even be.
And we're on a bus now.
And we're on a bus trying to bust a nut.
Edward on a bus now.
I'm sorry.
I should not be laughing at that, but a black guy made it.
So if I'm laughing at something that is racial that a black man made, does that make me racist?
That's a very good question to ask social justice warriors in today's America.
Oh!
Oh, we just got, what do we got?
We received Litecoin.
Oh, God.
Another, at least he gave me about 20 cents in Litecoin.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
And if you're wondering why you're hearing the chicka-chicka-ching in the bag, that's because people are donating crypto.
And you can find the wallets underneath the D-Live view screen in the panel labeled crypto.
So cheers to the Bitcoin ballers, the Litecoin lightweights, the folks that are hooking it up with some ETH Ethereum and Chainlink and Quantum and Zcash and Dash.
Cheers to you guys, man.
Give me a drink.
Oh, that was Quantum.
And that looked like a couple of bucks in Quantum, man.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it, man.
Cheers, man.
Give me a drink.
And we're on a bus now.
And we're on a bus now.
And we're on a bus.
And we're on a bus.
All right.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
That was great.
That's catchy.
It was catchy too.
All right, let's get to the next video dono.
This next video donation was made by Marshall Bernsey.
And Marshall Bernsey said the following.
So Pope likes women like that.
I think I feel a song coming on.
So let's see what the hell Marshall Bernsey's talking about.
By the way, cheers to Marshall Bernsey.
Let's see what he's got going on here.
Oh, no.
Can I even play this?
Okay, good.
I think I could play this.
It's not like some obscene video that would typically be associated with a song like this.
All right.
So anyway, Marshall Bernsey requested this and said, since the Pope likes women like this, let's go ahead.
This one is for the Pope, courtesy of Marshall Bernsey.
Play it.
Oh, man. Oh, man.
Everyone goes out to the pole.
And oh, that's quick to kick it down and roll it.
Pay no attention to the bumpers cause I leave them holding.
Them boys ain't gonna be a good idea.
I think we got some more Ethereum now.
hooked it up with like about a $6 Ethereum.
Cheers to you, man.
This goes out to the poll courtesy of Marshall Beruzi.
Pope Loves Ass And Kitties00:03:56
The Pope loves them ass and kitties.
Pope Francis loves ass and kitties.
I'm in the club, I'm looking stout.
I think you're checking me out.
I'm on that jet looking for what I'm doing.
It's for you, Pope Francis.
Fuckin' sick fuck.
Give me a drink.
We was Kangs.
That nigga, yeah, I'm with you.
You can't forget to do the same thing.
He was Kings!
My blacks are not.
Here's to my blacks, this one's for my blacks.
She rapped.
I'm a rapper.
Wanna be my lady girl, please.
I'm the rap.
This ain't the 80s.
I'm gonna get dapper.
I'm gonna touch her with the girl.
Hey, yeah, Nick Fuente's here.
When any one of you guys wanna fuck my girlfriend, I'm Nick Quente.
And I'm waiting and saving myself I need another beer up here Give me another beer Ass and titties.
Ass and chittis.
And bit through the business.
Give me a beer.
Hell yeah.
We're fucking partying over here.
kinds of beer.
out to my blacks if you're one of my blacks push one one one in the chat right now If you're one of my blacks, look at all the blacks, look at all the blacks in the chat.
Cheers to my blacks.
Yeah uh yeah, you should have known better, baby cuz, i'm gonna play you.
Uh yeah yeah uh yeah, I got a big dick.
I'm gonna make you lay you.
I don't know what the hell i'm saying.
All right, let's continue here.
Let's, let's go, let's go here.
Thank you very much there, Marshall Burnsey uh, for hooking it up.
Uh, that was a dedication by Marshall Burnsy to the Pope, since the Pope uh, you know, was caught uh liking a little bit of Brazilian ass on instagram.
You know what i'm saying.
Cheers To My Blacks00:15:03
Uh, let me get to some uh diamonds here.
We got uh Charles Reed with a diamond saying, Nicholas Gur is the man Ghost.
All right, thank you very much uh.
Kaiser Split Dick said, fuck off, we're full with a diamond.
Cheers to Kaiser Split Dick.
Thank you very much.
We got colonel Transisco.
Have you ever heard of the Great Reset Plan of the W EF?
Yes, I have colonel Transisco.
Yes, I have uh Kamunga Strikes, based FOX Grunge, night cheers, dude cheers to come ongo strikes.
By the way, Kaiser split dick with another diamond.
This beat is lit as he's talking about the 36 mafia, ass and titties.
We just uh heard Feminist Social has dropped a diamond and said, you racist piece of shit.
Yeah okay whatever, Colonel Transisco dropped a diamond.
Speaking of Fuentes uh Ghost, he teamed up with Jones in Georgia.
Well, what else is new?
Uh, if I could fly an no Corsair has been treating me damn well, Ghost Cheers.
I told you, hey, what did I tell you?
I told you, I tech Ipos, the only thing you need to be investing in right now.
Uh, scuff bill gates with a diamond, shout out to Chris Zoltan or some shit.
I don't know what the fuck it says.
Anyway, thank you very much.
And for all you people that are trying to mess up my activity feed by putting in lemons and shit, you guys are dicks, you all right.
And, by the way, I just got a two dollar donation by anonymous and said, why aren't you accepting Monuro donation?
Mind Ghostler, first of all, don't call me Ghostler and secondly, i'll put Monero wallet here soon enough.
I just kind of I just kind of put up uh, you know something preliminary and just kind of threw them up there.
It wasn't really even a plan.
Uh, you know, I knew that cryptocurrency is valuable.
Right now it's high in price and uh, you know, when things are very valuable, you know people you know tend to, you know, kind of be a little bit uh, a little bit generous when things are of high value.
You know what i'm saying.
So cheers to the bitcoin ballers and cheers to everybody else who has uh, you know, been donating some cryptocurrency.
Cheers to you guys man uh anyway, let's get to the next uh Video here.
Once again, that was Marshall Burnsey.
Let's get to the next one.
This one is by Cyber Vermin.
Cyber Vermin requested this and said, Welcome back, Ghost.
Here's a word from the leader of the Cyber Vermin and an ally to the Guildhouse.
I have no idea what the fuck that means.
Nor do I give two rats asses, but you know, hey, Cyber Vermin requested it, so let's go ahead and see what Cyber Vermin has in store for us.
Ah, good God.
And by the way, before I do this, let me see and make sure that I don't get something fucking sick or demented or, you know, any kind of shit like that.
They think we're good.
Okay.
I don't know who the hell this is, but apparently, who the hell requested this one Mogan?
The fucking cyber vermin.
Cyber Vermin requested this, and this looks a little bizarre.
Another message for Ghostler.
Cyber Vermin requested this.
Play it.
The hell is this crap?
Get it up.
Get it up.
Get up.
What is this?
Is this a scuff?
Is this stuff Dermen Supreme?
Whoa, poties!
Now kiss!
Good poties!
Oh...
Oh, my God.
Good podies.
Let's see.
Where am I?
What do I do today?
Let's see.
Guess I get my head on straight here.
Blah!
Blah, blah, blah.
Oh, my God.
Okay, that's good.
All right.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh, Jesus frightened out.
Oh, oh, goodness.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hi, Hambone.
It's me.
What the fuck?
I'm the supreme from the internet.
How you doing there?
I hope you're doing good.
Hey, hey, I just wanted to, on behalf of myself and the guild house, I just want to welcome you back to the ghost show.
Oh, my God.
No.
All right.
Have fun.
We're glad you're back.
Hope you're doing good.
All right.
Peace out.
Jesus Christ.
That's the real Vermin Supreme for Christ's sake.
Good Lord.
I thought he was dead.
I didn't even think he was still alive, but I mean, geez, he must be fucking, you know, I don't know, drinking, you know, fucking veal blood or some shit.
That guy looked fucking like he was jumping off the wall there.
But it's good to see that Vermin Supreme, you know, wishes yours truly a good bat, you know, good luck coming back kind of thing.
And I've been covering Vermin Supreme ever since I started doing this podcast.
Remember, he ran for president in 2008.
He ran for president again in 2012.
I think he did it again in 2016.
So, yeah, we've been covering Vermin Supreme, and it's good to see that, you know, he's listening to the old ghost show, man.
So I don't know how to feel about that.
I don't know if I'm supposed to feel, you know, appreciative or feel a little weirded out that this guy, you know, kind of I don't know.
I have no idea.
What is this Native American?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Let's have a real history lesson.
The real Native Americans are Europeans.
The term Native American is more Jewish tricks.
The drunkards in the reservations are Native Asians.
We were here first.
We are Supreme.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
I'd like to see that video when we get to it because that'll be interesting.
You know, that Native Americans are actually Europeans.
And yeah, I'm sure there's going to be a lot of white nationalists who disagree with you, but we'll take a look at it.
Thank you very much, man.
All right.
Anyway, we've got another dono here.
This is by Cunis Maximus or Coonis Maximus.
I don't know how you fucking pronounce it.
And he said, let's watch Pole get embarrassed by MLP.
Now, I don't know what the hell this Kunis Maximus.
I don't know what this is.
Is this a that's what I figured it was.
It is a soccer match between Pole versus My Little Pony.
And they donated a $30 bill for this one.
Is everybody ready for this?
And this must have this happened this past March.
So let's go ahead and take a look at it.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Pole getting embarrassed by Team My Little Pony.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Hey, what's going on to Pole, by the way?
With that happening, with that throw-in, let's play a pole chance.
You're gay.
What's going on to Pole?
You're not even funny.
And I'm epic and based in Redtone.
What was that?
Nick Fuentes?
You hear that?
You're gay and chillo.
Base department?
Oh, yeah.
Is this the base department?
That's not like Nick Fuentes.
That's so good, but it gets a chuckle out of me.
Base department be in the basement?
What the fuck?
In the base?
In the basement?
Yes, along with all the other pole users in their basement.
Yes.
Okay, okay.
Stay with me here.
And he cuts out.
He says, stay with me.
All right, whoa, Epstein, Moon Man.
Oh, gosh, Poles attacks are looking quite more, they've got a lot more oomph to them, a bit more juice.
You know?
Have you ever tried to score a header off a crescent-shaped head?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was denied.
Denied by a ponyhead.
And by the way, TCR has played in this competition, by the way.
He could be like a fucking Hot Wheels.
True Capitalist Radio actually played in this competition of the 4chan Cup or whatever.
Whoa, hold up, hold up, hold up.
We've got a foul out here on the pitch.
We're live.
Hey, yo, hold up.
Hey, hold up, hold up.
Hey, yo, hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Hey, wait a minute.
Is that Hitler?
We saying we was cash and we was Brenton Terrence.
Oh, dude.
Is that what Paul is using?
Assad is out there.
All right.
With some kind of Philip Squawsum shit.
Brenton Terrence.
Jumbo Anonymous.
What up for MLP?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, I wish I was on the board of ponies.
Shit posting and triggered ponies.
Look away.
Living away.
You begin.
Sure was some shoot.
Look at look away.
Look away.
You be gay.
I wish I was a boat chat.
All right, I think we get the point.
We don't need the whole song here.
MLP, I'll post OC.
Look, we don't need the whole song, please.
You don't need the whole fuckin' song!
Oh my god.
What is that?
There's Doyce Volt.
Brenton Terran, God of Emperor Blunts.
Coronavirus, Chan, to Assad.
Back to coronavirus chan to stop watching porn.
Stop watching porn to who do we got here?
Moonman.
Looks like Moonman's going to the side there.
Moonman trying to get inside.
Blocked by.
Oh.
No, I got too excited.
It was blocked by My Little Pony's fucking mane or something.
Moonman.
Scoops, Donald.
Two scoops.
Two hooves.
Orange.
All right, who do we have here?
Orange man shoots back.
Orange pony back.
Where's the ball?
Ball's passed in.
Looks like, what do we got?
We got rape going to it.
Coronavirus Chan gets a hold of it, passing it to actually taken over by Kunchitis and Rape going down the field.
Rape going down the field.
Doyce Volt just stole it.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Going down the other side of the field.
On the left side, heading it to Moon Man.
Moonman on the inside, passing it to.
Hold on, we're in the mix here.
We're in the mix.
Oh, it looks like Pony's got a hold of it.
All right.
Crontitis with his pony head.
All right, here it is.
Best weave, rape.
Mouth flame Twilight with a kick back to rape.
Rape back to Maltheme Twilight.
Wait, best seam had to be seen again.
Oh, man.
All right.
Hitler's got the ball.
Hitler to Boris Madlab Johnson.
To Brenton Taron.
Terran just got him kicked out.
Stop watching porn, passing it to Doyce Volt.
Jesus, Brad, what the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
That was a pretty good one, though.
I like that.
Damn it.
So that was, it's halftime.
All right, it's halftime here.
Give me a drink.
You got a legacy to defend.
All right, I guess we're in the second half here.
Moonman to God Emperor.
Doyce Volt.
Doyce Volt back to Brent and Terran.
Terran to Coronavirus Chan.
Coronavirus Jan to Assad.
Assad back to Coronavirus.
Chan.
Trying to break it downfield.
We got the shadow.
Brent and Terran back to it.
Hitler to Moonman.
Moonman to Boris Madlab Johnson going down the field.
Hitler, he's got a clean shot.
No, he's blocked by Ponyfucker.
All right.
Ponyfucker gets it to Jambo Anden.
Jambo And and down the court.
They're down the field.
Excuse me.
Goes it back to who's got it?
Didn't see it.
Rape has got it.
Down to Zweeb.
Now to Maltheme Twilight, and it is out of bounds.
It is out of bounds.
All right, I'm going to go.
All right, here it is.
Best Zweeb.
Down to rape.
Rape to.
Oh, Ray Ray's trying to go right in for it.
Rape.
Oh, my God.
Pony rape on top of that.
Fucking pony rape.
Oh, my God.
Look away.
Look away.
I wish I was a Mochan Maitre.
Okay.
I mean, do they have to play this song every time they hit a goal?
Is this necessary?
Oh, jeez.
I've got to get you shut up.
Please do.
Jesus Christ.
Barney Bagstream.
Then got bands for GR15.
Look away.
Look away.
And they're playing with a G37.
Play with a fucking athlete.
Look away, you became a little bit.
Oh, my God.
I wish I was more channel.
Oh, my God.
Oh, gay on MLP.
I'll post OC.
A drink text about.
All right, here we go.
Second half, two off.
I love it.
Look at it.
Or 2-0, I should say.
MLP.
All right, Doyce Volts got the ball.
Brenton Tarrant.
Now the midfield passes it.
Oh, blocked.
Now Maltheme Twilight's got his way.
Rape is passing it to Jabroni.
Who is that?
Jabroni?
Or Jan Marie?
Or Jambo Annetti.
Jambo and Jesus Christ.
Pole is getting embarrassed today.
Pole is getting embarrassed.
Look away.
Look away.
You became waiting for him.
Oh, my God.
It's oft a sorrow.
Come and bump this thread tomorrow.
Look away.
Look away.
Hey, kid, somebody shove this song up somebody's fucking pony ass.
Shadow Commander Video00:10:53
I don't want to hear it.
Shut up!
Jesus Christ.
I get it.
The ponies scored.
I get it.
Oh, I wish I was on the board of.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are we going to have to hear this again?
Look away.
Look away.
All right, here we go.
Doyce Volts got the ball to Brenton Tarrant.
Brendan Tarrant goes to Assad.
Assad to Coronavirus Chan.
Coronavirus Chad.
Back to Brenton Terran.
Back to Coronavirus.
Chad.
Back to Assad.
Coronavirus Chad.
Come on.
Go down the middle of the field.
Going down the middle of the field.
We've got the Shadow Commander.
Looks like there may be a foul on the play.
Hey, yo, hold up.
Hey, yo, wait.
Wait, the ref is...
Yeah, looks like a tripping call.
What happened to the nervous pistol?
About to shoot.
Too much hook.
Too much hoof.
A switch of some kind.
Oh, God.
Gang violence.
Too much hoof.
No one likes to see him hurt.
Oh, no, they gave it to the ponies.
No, they gave it down.
Okay, they gave it to Paul.
Dois Volt is going to take it down the field here.
We've got the God Emperor Bluff.
We've got it passed to Assad.
Assad is on the left corner.
Epsy need to kill himself to Moonman.
Moonman.
Oh, my God.
Just got picked off by the Bronies.
And now you've got Crotchitis down the field, kicking it to Knife Crime.
Knife Crime to Wow Zigger.
Wow Zigger taking it down the field to rape Wraith and a main man in his play.
Here we go.
Best Z. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I gotta get another beer!
I can't hear this again.
I can't- I can't hear this crap, right?
Open a cap to log and filter.
Each bet is thread and be posted.
Look away.
Look away.
You be gay.
MLP.
Button.
I want to get a beer and this shit still playing and the fucking song is still playing.
Look away.
Look away.
I'm going to be here.
All right, Brendan Taron.
Back to coronavirus chan.
Let's see if we can get Pole on the board.
Assad, Coronavirus Chan.
They seem to be passing each other like they're passing around the clap.
Nobody wants to make a move.
Doyce Vault, Corona Chan, Assad.
All right, going to the Shadow Commander.
Shadow Commander to Epstein didn't kill himself.
Moonman.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Trying all God.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why is there a noose around Epstein's neck?
Why is there a noose around the player Epstein didn't kill himself's neck?
All right, let's play this one.
They got Chan here that says nuts.
Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little fucking nuts are going to start quaking, buddy.
Your little nuts are going to be quaking.
All right.
All right.
Stop being a cringe, Lord.
You're going to shoot.
Stop being a cringe, Lord, please.
All right.
Best weed.
That's a promise.
All right.
I want to come inside Zebra Dash to Ponyfucker.
Ponybucker passing off.
Punk Jack has it on the goalie end.
He kicks it off.
Now we've got Rape down by himself.
Oh, blocked by stop watching porn.
Stop watching porn.
Gonna release it out.
Let's see who he passes it to.
The shadow commander.
Shadow Commander is midfield.
Passing it back to Coronavirus Chan.
Passing it to Brendan Terrence.
It doesn't seem like anybody wants to make a move, Johnny.
Do you agree with this?
I had a three-gallon.
Nobody actually wants to make a move when it comes to getting the ball on the goal.
I can tell you that right now.
Let's continue.
And it looks like we've got an out-of-bounds call.
Out-of-bounds call.
All right, here we go.
We got God Emperor.
Oh, no, wait a minute.
It's taken by the Bronys again.
Rape, who's probably most valuable player of this game to Malfi Twilight.
Rape passing it then again to Malfi Twilight.
It looks like it may go out.
Oh, they just saved it.
Oh, a head.
A head bounce.
How do you get it?
By the Brodies.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking?
Tell me, El Posto C in green text.
Out of this boat.
Are you kidding me?
H10.
This is an embarrassing pole.
This is embarrassing.
This is unbelievably embarrassing.
Look away.
You be gay, MLP.
Reset Type and back to browsing.
Find out what this is.
Just pop away.
Saved it from going out and then a headbutt right into the goalie.
I wish I was a boat.
Didn't even mess up the main.
Anyway, can we wait?
Look, can we at least see Paul get on the board here?
Coronavirus channel to Assad.
Assad, I mean, they keep kicking it back to each other.
The goalies stop watching porn.
Kicking it out there.
Looks like Moonman.
Nope.
Brody's get a hold of it again.
Jambo Annen going down the field, kicking it off to Rape.
And Rape, most valuable player of this game, gets it stolen.
We've got Moonman down to Hitler.
Hitler trying to find the final solution.
Passes it to Boris Madlab Johnson.
Madlad Johnson looks like he has a coronavirus, gives it up.
We're back to the Brodies bringing it downfield.
Wow, Zieger just got it stolen from Hitler.
Just got it stolen from Hitler.
Epson didn't kill himself.
Passes it off to the Shadow Commander.
Shadow Commander trying to make a move here.
Let's see if he can do it.
Let's see if he can do it.
Get past Prox Titus.
Assad.
They're going a little bit more backfield.
There's Brenton Tarrant.
Passing it off to Goddard Emperor.
Oh, stolen by the Bronies.
No, but it looks like it's back in the possession of Pole.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
The Shadow Commander.
Very easy block by Applejack and the goalie.
Kicks it out to Mouth Twilight, which is now kicked back to the pole side.
Hitler.
Midfield.
Pass it to Moon, man.
Movement.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Another block by Applejack.
Oh, my God.
These guys can't buy a goal.
All right, Applejack throwing it out.
He goes Applejack.
Taking it midfield.
Deflected by, I think it was Brendan Carron.
Back to Applejack.
This was a rapport.
What do we got here?
What do we have?
Is this a foul or something?
Give me a drink.
Well, it's Type of Hambone.
Did they say Hambone?
Who was the Pony of the Mask?
Did somebody just say Hambone?
Jumbo Anon.
Yeah, whatever that one is.
That's Hyanon, but John.
She's taking a chomp out of the Apple.
Yeah, she earned this Apple.
All right, here it is.
Are we back?
Looks like we're back here.
Oh, this is a replay.
There's the replay.
All right.
All right.
Let's take a look at this, though.
Anyway, I think we know how this all ends here.
Okay, we've been watching this a considerable amount.
Somebody donated a $30 bill for this one.
$30.
So is that it?
That's the full time.
That's it.
It's over.
Five-zip.
MLP beats Pole.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
And that was actually decent gameplay, if I don't say so myself, by the My Little Ponies.
I'm sure they're giving each other bro hooks in the locker room right now, as well as probably chewing each other up the pony puss.
Pole right now is completely embarrassed.
They're probably pulling their tail between their legs, looking in the mirror, seeing how they look as women because MLP just made him their bitch in this game.
And it's unfortunate.
And I thought Pohl had a little bit more cock and balls than that.
But unfortunately, that was not the case in this game.
Anyway, thank you very much.
That was the game here.
Who the hell requested that?
That was actually rather amusing.
That was Cuneus Maximus who requested that one.
So cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much for requesting that.
And we got another dono here.
Dimebag Daryl Boyd.
Ghost, do you think Eric Coomer would skull fuck the bullet hole in my head?
Do you think he'd come inside of the bullet hole?
I hope so.
Whoever donated that, you're a sick fucking asshole.
All right, seriously, man.
Fucking dime bag Daryl's bullet hole.
Yeah, that's Jesus Christ.
That's definitely some fucking edge lord, if I've ever heard one in my life.
All right, let's continue, folks.
We've got more donos that we got to take care of.
This one is by Turtlehead.
And Turtlehead did a $30 bill on this one and said the following.
He said, thought you would enjoy some history tonight.
Also, have you ever gotten your hands on a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle Kentucky bourbon?
If not, you're missing out.
Cheers, Ghost.
Well, I have not, Turtlehead.
And thank you for the $30 bill on this one.
And let's see what kind of history Turtlehead has in store for us.
And once again, I have not had the Kentucky bourbon you just mentioned.
And I'll take a look at it.
I'll see if I can have a lookout for it.
All right.
All right, here it is.
Everybody ready?
Once again, I do want to say cheers to Turtlehead.
And I hope that you got the invite because I did invite you to the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room here.
But Turtlehead trying to give us a little bit of history on these videos.
So let's go ahead and go to Turtlehead's video right now.
Put the PC shot on.
Turtlehead.
Gettysburg Address History00:05:28
Civil War, the Gettysburg Address.
This will be interesting.
A new birth of freedom.
This should be very interesting here.
Let's take a look at this.
A little bit of Civil War Americana.
The Civil War was fought in 10,000 places.
At Big Bend, Big Sandy. and the Big Sunflower River.
From Bunker Hill, West Virginia and Blue Springs, Tennessee, and Cairo, Illinois, to Golgotha Church, Georgia, and Christianburg, Kentucky.
At Citrus Point on the Cimarron River, and along Cowskin Bottom.
Cowskin.
Sadly Run and La Glorieta Pass and Gettysburg.
Did he say cowskin bottom?
I think if I had my choice of all the moments to be present at it.
Now pause this.
Did he say cowskin bottom?
That like threw me off.
I'm sorry.
I had to pause that because that sounds like something you'd name your fucking like some twink in a bathhouse would be named or some shit.
War period, it would be at Gettysburg during Lincoln's delivery of his speech.
Maybe to have seen him craft those beautiful words, his marvelous healing words, and then deliver them.
They were for everyone, for all time.
They subsumed the entire war and all in it.
It showed his compassion for everyone.
Now, hold on just one second.
Now, I am not one who agrees with this.
I don't even know what you call it, but anointing Lincoln is like the savior of the country.
Because lest we forget, Abraham Lincoln was the only president to suspend the Constitution.
Believe it or not, the only president in American history to suspend the Constitution.
And I don't care if we're in a civil war or not.
If you are fighting for the Constitution, if our whole country is built upon this social contract, I don't think that you have the authority to suspend the Constitution.
So this idea that Abraham Lincoln was this great president, I have to completely disagree on the fact that he went against the rule of law as defined by the Constitution and anointed himself America's first dictator.
That's where I'd like to be.
On November 19th, Lincoln traveled to Gettysburg to dedicate the new Union Cemetery.
The featured speaker was Edward Everett of Massachusetts, a diplomat, clergyman, and celebrated orator.
The president had been invited almost as an afterthought to offer a few appropriate remarks.
Everett spoke for not quite two hours.
Then Lincoln rose.
A local photographer took his time focusing.
Presumably, the president could be counted on to go on for a while.
But he spoke just 269 words.
He started off by reminding his audience that just 87 years had passed since the founding of the nation.
And then he went on to embolden the Union cause with some of the most stirring words ever spoken.
Lincoln was heading back to his seat before the photographer could open the shutter.
Yeah, great photography, by the way.
He felt that he had failed, that it was a poor speech that people didn't like.
It was so brief, less than two minutes.
He felt that he had failed.
Layman, his friend Ward Layman, was sitting next to him on the stand.
When he sat down, it was just a sprinkling of applause.
And he said, Layman, that speech won't scowl.
That's what you say about a plow in the prairies when the mud doesn't come off it.
The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly, flat, dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States.
Chicago Times.
Dear Mr. President, I should be glad if I could flatter myself that I came as near to the central idea of the occasion in two hours as you did in two minutes.
Edward Everland.
You know, all this political posturing, you know, the same thing they're doing with Joe Biden today, you know.
Oh, Joe Biden, you're a statesman.
You know, you're an American patriot because you were around 47 years in this bureaucracy and were part of the problem of the reason why we're in the current predicament that we're in.
But because you are a bureaucrat, you are a statesman.
Fourscore and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Woodrow Wilson Tenure00:09:16
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure.
We are met here on a great battlefield of that war.
We have come to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that their nation might live.
It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate.
We cannot consecrate.
We cannot hallow this ground.
The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract.
The world will live.
It sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to justify all the fucking lives that had to be lost because of the industrialists trying to impose their will on the agricultural South.
Nor long remember what we say here, but can never forget what they did here.
It is for us, the living, rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they have thus far so nobly carried on.
It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us.
That from these honored dead, we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion.
that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation, under God, shall have a new...
Now, there is a couple of conspiracies relating to Abraham Lincoln.
Now, have you noticed that he has a little bit of tan skin?
And that he was always depicted of having tan skin.
And take a look at this kinky ass hair that he has.
There is a conspiracy that this man was actually black.
And he was the first Barack Obama-esque type of president in the White House.
Okay.
And secondly, he was also a homo.
All right.
He was also a homosexual.
That's why when you refer to the gay Republicans, what are they referred to?
They're referred to as the log cabin, the log cabin Republicans.
And who the hell grew up in a log cabin?
This man right here.
New birth of freedom and that government of the people by the people.
For the people shall not perish from the earth.
Anyway, thank you very much.
We needed a little bit of history, but I have to say that Abraham Lincoln was a totalitarian type figure, if you want my opinion.
And the reason I say that is because you know who greatly admired Abraham Lincoln so much so that he had busts of Abraham Lincoln in his office and in his personal possessions?
Fidel Castro.
Fidel Castro admired Abraham Lincoln, and that'll tell you everything about Abraham Lincoln.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue here.
We got Mike Hawk.
That's what happens when Pohl benches ghost and engineer from playing like that one year.
Yeah, I told you.
I hear you, Mike.
I mean, I hear you on that one, man.
Cheers to you.
I hear you on that.
Bitter snuff of usages.
Let's be real here.
What has Deinbag Darrell actually done to this country besides getting his face split open by a bullet to the face?
Jesus.
He used to let Gene Simmons gape his asshole and let Vanilla Ice give him facials.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Whoever the hell just donated that man.
She goes get away.
And he's coming.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Just some random oldies and shit Das Wright.
Yeah, thank you very much.
What is this?
FDR was worse.
Well, of course he was worse.
All right.
But where do you think FDR got the precedent to be able to do what FDR did?
He got it from fucking Lincoln.
All right.
And by the way, we can never allow any leader to suspend the Constitution.
We absolutely can never let that happen again.
And that's what Abraham Lincoln did.
And, you know, if you want my opinion, when he was assassinated, that's why both parties decided to kind of wipe their hands of the whole Civil War and pretended like it never happened.
Andrew Johnson came along and was like, all right, look, don't, you know, don't punish the South.
These are Americans.
It was an embarrassing war.
And we're not, you know, just forget.
It's bad enough that the industrialists won.
And now the industrialists have full-fledged control of the federal government.
We don't need to continue to further deepen the country's divisiveness by persecuting the South, etc.
And it's pretended like it never happened.
Anyway, let's continue here.
We got T.N. Apostle.
T.N. Apostle.
Hold on, somebody else donated.
Woodrow Wilson.
Yeah, Woodrow Wilson was pretty bad.
But remember, Woodrow Wilson was the first phase of progressive politics.
That's where it all began.
He was the first PhD to be president, and he thought he knew everything.
And guess what?
He got manipulated to the point where it was under his tenure that he allowed the Federal Reserve.
And for those of you that don't know what the Federal Reserve is, it's a private entity that has been written into law as the government to be possessors and in control of our monetary system.
So, and by the way, Woodrow Wilson allowed that to happen.
But FDR, on the other hand, purposely utilized the bust era of the Federal Reserve because the Federal Reserve, they do the boom and bust system.
And people blame capitalism for that, but it isn't.
It's the monopolization of our monetary system by the Federal Reserve that creates the boom and bust system.
They're the ones that lower interest rates and create booms and heighten interest rates to become busts.
It's that fucking simple.
All right.
I mean, and FDR used that to his advantage.
Then he purposely allowed the Japanese to bomb Pearl Harbor.
I mean, we know that, you know, they knew about the attack.
As a matter of fact, it was FDR that was trying to egg on an attack by the Japanese.
Because if you don't remember your history, because Japan invaded China and the United States had a, quote, open-door policy with China, which means that, you know, we had the ability to go in and out and rape and pillage China for whatever fucking natural resources it had.
Because we had that policy, we warned Japan not to invade China, right?
And because they were so aggressive that the FDR administration decided to clamp down on Japan's influences in America.
It seized bank wealth from Chinese companies and citizens in America.
It seized property.
It didn't allow Japanese vessels to go through the Panama Canal.
It did a lot of things to antagonize Japan.
And the last but not least thing that it did was deny oil cells.
And I mean oil, I'm talking about oil cells, like, you know, the ability to obtain oil so that they can achieve their Japanese imperialism.
And because the United States blocked their oil buying capabilities, the Japanese made a calculated decision.
They decided that they were going to bum rush China, but the only way that they're going to do so is if they deplete the nearest naval fleet that could come to the aid of China, and that was Pearl Harbor, United States.
And the concept of the attack was, is that if you deplete the naval fleet of America in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, that they wouldn't be able to respond when the Japanese invaded Japan.
Japanese Naval Fleet Decision00:08:34
And that right there was the reason why World War II happened.
So anyway, I didn't mean to get off on that soliloquy, but they knew.
And because of that, FDR used as an opportunity to be elected president four times, four different times.
And on the fourth time, if you want my opinion, I think the CIA or some black operative organization within the government got his dyke wife to kill him.
And, you know, the rest is history.
But anyway, let's continue.
We've got TN Apostle here.
TN Apostle requested this and said, if you support the Democrats, you shit on the troops of the wars in our history, fighting and dying to combat fascism and communism.
And you want to bring that shit here, be worthy of their sacrifice.
All right.
So let's go ahead and take a look at what TN Apostle has requested here.
And I agree with TN Apostle.
If you're a Democrat, you're anti-American scum.
You are anti-American scum.
And everybody who is not anti-American, who believes in this country, who wants to sustain the freedoms and the Constitution of this country, you need to not acknowledge.
You need to ostracize every Democrat that's in your family, in your social circle.
I mean, don't even befriend these people.
Don't even piss on these people while they're on fire.
Because these people, whether knowingly or unknowingly, are promoting an anti-American agenda, and that's all there is to it.
And I hope that the troops that are listening and the troops that are out there fighting for our freedom and our country, I hope they understand that when these morons finally go ape shit and decide to go into a full-fledged chaotic situation in the major cities, I hope that the American fucking military understands that it ain't our fault.
All right.
It ain't the fault of the folks that just want to have a family and live the American lifestyle and have the American dream.
It ain't our fault.
It's these disgusting, despicable scum that, for whatever reason, can't just bear responsibility for things and choices and decisions that they've made and instead are using all the bad shit that they brought on themselves and using that as a means to justify chaos, using that as a means to justify disorder and anarchy.
All right.
And you have a leftist media that's helping perpetuate this.
So once again, if you are a fucking Democrat, fuck you.
If you're listening to my damn show and you're a Democrat, get the fuck off of here.
All right.
You're a piece of trash.
And like I said, I wouldn't piss on any of you Democrats if you were on fire, you piece of shit.
All right, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to TN Apostle's video here.
And TN Apostle requests, I hear you.
I hear you, TN Apostle.
How about a little bit of a little of this, huh?
Awesome!
The Great War!
Great War against Democrat anti-American stuff!
You can drink to that.
Give me a beer.
Matter of fact, I should get a shot.
People out there had shots standing by to get a shot.
Mother home, get a telegram and shed a cheer of grief.
Mud and blood in falling land trying to understand.
Where is this greatness of the town?
This is the life that we deserve.
This is the world that sacrifices death to communism.
Death to socialism.
I can obtain more great score.
I keep on balls.
I'm talking about America.
I'm talkin' about the Constitution.
I'm gonna take a shot right now to this, baby.
I'm taking a shot.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
I do my duties.
Cheers to America.
I do the war.
Cheers to the Constitution.
Cheers to the sustainability of our freedom.
Cheers.
Great call.
And I can't take for great score.
I keep on calling.
I play the nice score.
They're winning a war.
Nice shot.
The one to win all us.
And Pete McBeet and be the place of the mighty.
Don't win the brawl.
And we see her own face.
I'm calling on all you American Patriots, man.
Stand up when the time comes, man.
Stand up and rise up.
Fucking metal man.
Jay is over here.
He just felt the fury.
He felt the fury, Pinochet.
Making sure I'm okay.
Hey, they get a tape for.
Great score.
They keep on board.
Shea.
They pay the great score.
They're living a warm board.
Great boy.
They'll want to win all of us.
Anyway, man.
We got Pinochet running around here.
Thank you very much for that song right there, TN Apostle, who requested that song, man.
Cheers to you.
I do appreciate it, man.
Let's continue.
We have some donos in.
She goes can be time for something new.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Time for something new.
All right.
What is this?
And the Fed.
Well, I agree with you, man.
I absolutely agree with you at this point.
Now that we've got the technology to be able to have a monetary system that doesn't need some kind of overlord, you know.
Nigger.
Oh, Jesus Christ and Wordle, dude.
I don't condone that.
I just want to put that on the record.
Anyway, there's Pinochet.
Let me go ahead and go to the two donos that came in before the show.
Kaiser Split Dick, who requested this one and said, time for some Longmont Potion Castle.
Start wherever you'd like.
Also, gas pedomet.
I think y'all know who they're referring to.
Swamp Donkey Motorcycle00:05:12
Anyway, let's get to Kaiser Split Dick here.
Let's see what we've got going on here.
All right.
Play wherever I want.
All right.
It's the full album.
Let's go ahead and start with the beginning song.
All right.
Kaiser Split Nick requested this.
Let's see what this is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
What is it?
Yeah, that's a Leon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, it is.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a two-story tall cannon.
I need a few guys to help me wheel this thing in there.
You got a late 1800s?
What the hell is this?
65,000 pounds.
Where are you at right now with that man?
I'm up in the air right now.
I'm in a helicopter.
Oh, you're so full of shit.
Why don't you just take a look at this thing?
I'm going to give you a great deal.
Smoking deal.
Well, bring it on.
Can you get it down here or not?
Where the frick do I land this thing, man?
Where are you going to land it?
Oh.
Is this music?
What is this?
He's got a cannon.
Yeah, don't pay me till later this week.
He's got a cannon.
Yeah, he's got his Leon.
He's got a cannon.
What the hell is he?
You got another thing coming once I show up.
Well, I don't know where we're going to put it at.
You hear me?
Tell you what.
I'm going to blow a few things up, and you're going to love what you see.
Do you need me to come up there with a dolly or how heavy?
What am I listening to?
65,000 pounds.
Come on down.
I can't go anywhere.
I'm doing a bunch of electrical work right now.
I can blow up a motorcycle, a barbecue, a pool table, a motorcycle.
I'm doing a bunch of electrical work.
Just come on down here.
I'll be down here, man.
What I'll do is I'll land.
I'll blow up a motorcycle.
I'll let you shoot a few things.
And we can talk $100 bills.
What do you think?
Talk to me.
I'm looking at this.
It's awful, dude.
This is a horrible.
I got you.
I got you.
Goodbye.
I got you.
I get you.
I get you.
There's nowhere to put it.
Tell me what you need to hook you up.
Too big is tough.
I go real big.
Yeah, I get you.
I'm unapologetic about it.
I got you.
I got you.
Come on.
Goodbye.
I've got a two-story battle cannon.
That's nice.
These are horrible.
These are fucking goddamn frank calls.
This is horrible.
Yep.
What's a battle cannon?
This is horrible, man.
I mean, you're going to blow up a motorcycle.
That's good.
I've got a dirt bike that doesn't work.
So I'm going to blow it up.
How big is this thing?
It'll serve two purposes.
I need to know where I can land.
I'm in a helicopter right now, and I'm bringing you this cannon.
Who is this?
I'm awful busy right now.
I haven't taken off.
My name's Doc from Alamogordo.
I'm flying around here, and I need to know the coordinates to land.
I don't know.
If you could tell me where it's the safest place I could land.
Do you want to discuss this further or no?
Not right now.
We're too damn busy.
We got people everywhere.
I got people lined up to see this thing.
Okay, I believe it, but not with me.
Good afternoon, Anthony Dowffetters.
Matthew speaking.
Matthew, my name's Schneider Webb.
Yes, sir.
I wanted to get outfitted like a swamp donkey.
Sorry.
Something of that nature.
Okay, I don't know what a swamp donkey is.
What's a swamp donkey?
You gotta help me out.
Well, you know, I'm a shepherd.
That's something I encountered many times over the years, and I'm a herd.
I'm dead.
I'm slim.
I'm usually looking.
Yeah.
So are you.
Yeah.
Are you looking for something with greater protection?
Are you looking for a shot?
I'm trying to give this a shepherd.
These are corny as fuck, dude.
I'm looking for a husk.
A husk?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, so what's that sounding like?
The lady at Ula La said I could talk to you about oh yeah, okay, so I don't know what's a husky bar, yeah.
Yeah, I don't think we'll have corn husks here, you know, there's some rough stuff out there when you're a shepherd, so I need someone that's gonna do the job.
Yeah, yeah, I get that.
Um, maybe Cow Ranch might have something like that.
They deal with more animal products, they have feedback in the chat room somewhere.
We're more just outdoorsy gear, you know, like tents and sleeping bags, rainbows.
Yeah, well, I'm not sitting here playing whack-a-mole, fella.
It's some rough stuff up there, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it is.
Anything to make me like look like a porcupine, something of that sort, yeah.
Porcupine.
Um, no, I mean, yeah, there's another place off the grid, they got like camo paint and stuff like that.
If you wanted to just kind of blend in, I don't know, I'm not really sure about these.
I mean, I'm losing listeners because of this jagged off.
The swamp donkey thing, can you just make something customized, perhaps?
There's something very Canadian about this.
Something very Canadian.
Little Girls Make Me Feel Good00:12:19
Yeah, I'm sorry, sir.
I don't think we're gonna be able to help you out there with the Swamp Donkey.
Well, I'm tossing tranquilizer darts on a daily basis.
Oh, my God.
You're making tranquilizer darts on a daily basis.
No, I'm throwing them, sir, as part of myself.
I'm a herder.
I lead the charge.
That's what I do.
Jesus Christ.
It's time to go pet it with a metal there, guy.
All right, yeah.
Sorry, man.
I don't think we got anything like that, but feel free to come by the store.
All right, I think we're done there.
We give it about five and a half minutes, dude.
That was dude, that was cringe-worthy fucking prank calling right there.
You know, I like prank calls, and I'm a fan of them and shit, but that sucked a cockwood, dude.
That sounded very Canadian, if I don't say so myself, man.
All right.
But hey, Kaiser Split Dick, cheers to you.
Thank you very much for hooking it up.
And by the way, here's a back-to-back by Kaiser Split Dick.
And Kaiser Split Dick said, How about this classic from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2?
All right, let's take a look at this.
All right, everybody, right here.
Put the PC shot on.
As a matter of fact, I mean, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
I didn't even realize that this was in it.
I didn't really see Chainsaw Massacre 2.
So put the PC shot on.
Kaiser Split Dick with a back-to-back.
Here it is.
A little bit of oingo boingo.
A little bit of oingo boingo, Kaiser split dick.
Apparently, this song was from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
What does everybody think?
I know this is that pedo man that sings that song, Little Girls.
And if you see the lead singer, he was all sick maniac.
Baby up here!
This was on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
I'm not amebreated enough yet.
Look, look, look, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop Cool, chop low, but it's hard and it's my friend.
No one missed forever.
This several party, there's a full moon in the sky.
It's the hour of the wolf, and I don't wanna die.
I'm smoking that mead screen called Mary Cone.
I'm so happy.
It's a little bit river in her cuts, touch, touch, funny cat and me.
I'm a seven edged food, and I'm very quick to go get.
We've only got so many tricks.
No one missed forever.
Give me a little bit of drink.
Trying to get a little inebriated here.
Always a little bit of sense, huh?
A little bit of sin.
He said AIDS soundtrack.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Man, that was a long four minutes.
You make yourself sad.
Second, you can't change fate.
But don't you feel so bad?
Enjoy it while you can.
It's just like the weather.
So quick complaint, brother.
No one lives forever.
This summer party, there's a fool in the sky.
I don't wanna die.
No one pushes at me with very long.
We're just the same.
We can't do it.
Once again, Kaiser, so we're gonna celebrate while you still dance every second.
And then when it's over, say and done.
Better than you had some fun instead of adding shit.
Why make your knife a little bit?
You can taste the damn cookie and treat them all to bring them back.
No one, no one, lives forever.
Well, there it is.
Kaiser split dick with a little bit of some oingo boingo for us there.
So that's a little bit interesting here.
Let's go ahead and what do we got here?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
No.
Oh no.
Oh God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Engineer, get over here and clean me up.
Whoever does that is a fucking dick.
What is this?
That for a dollar.
$556.40.
What the fuck does that mean?
Are y'all fucking counting my shekels?
Don't count my shekels, all right?
You fucking idiots.
I've only made like $150 tonight.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.
What is this, peppermint?
LMAO.
Glad that I'll always live rent-free in the heads of the Thunderdome.
Oh, great, dude.
That's not something to be proud of, with all due respect, dude.
That's not something to be proud of.
Hey, we got Besmirch the merch.
Damn, ghost.
You're under $100 an hour.
Is this show even worth your time anymore?
Well, I did take a little bit of time at the beginning of the broadcast trying to show the Rudolph Giuliani press conference and trying to explain voter fraud, trying to explain election fraud.
There's a preponderance of the evidence that there is, et cetera.
So, you know, I dedicated like almost three and a half hours to that.
I did not take any donos because I think that the election is a lot more important than money, in my opinion, right now.
So, anyway, thank you for asking Ms. Merch the merch.
Okay, let's get to the next video dono.
And believe it or not, the next video dono is by Kaiser Split Dick once again.
Back-to-back-to-back.
All right.
Kaiser Split Dick over here.
Let's go ahead and get to his back-to-back-to-back.
It says the real anthem of the Bronies and Epstein.
Now, we just heard an oingo boingo song.
Are you going to play another one?
I'm very suspicious.
He is.
How did I guess it?
How did I guess it?
Kaiser Split Dick, I'm telling you, I guessed this before you even.
Is everybody ready?
He requested one oingo boingo song, and he requested this.
The anthem of bronies and Epstein.
Is everybody ready?
Put the PC shot on.
Kaiser Split Dick with a back-to-back-to-back.
Here it is.
I mean, is this the Brony and Epstein and anime anthem here?
Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?
I love little girls.
They make me feel so good.
I love little girls.
They make me feel so bad.
When they're around me, make me feel like I'm the only guy in town.
I love little girls.
They make me feel bad.
Now, look.
Now, look, pause this.
He could be talking about midgets, you know?
He could be talking about midgets.
I don't care if I'm a one-way mirror.
Oh, man.
Ask me questions.
They don't.
Give me a drink.
Chris the spice all about.
Isn't this a dream come true?
Although I don't think he's talking about midgets.
I think he's a sick fucking Woody Allen butt levin pedophile.
That's what I think.
They're not writing by my revelations.
There's a mistake.
Yeah, this is definitely the Hollywood anthem.
I'm gonna tell you that.
What people are doing.
I'll be honest with you, I don't condone this song.
I think this was requested as a don't care.
As an example of what bronies, Anime, Epstein, all listen to what their anthem is, so to speak.
And the Pope.
There's a solo.
They don't.
Look for answers.
They just.
What the holy shit is.
Man, it's a sick ass song.
I'm listening to you.
What the fuck, man?
This sounds like every Tekachak predator fucking excuse.
This is what Joe Biden's going to come out to every time he speaks.
I love little girls.
They make me feel so fat.
When they're allowed to be, I mean, the only guy can count.
I love, I love little girls.
They make me feel so good.
I love.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, Kaiser Splitnick requesting, once again, a back-to-back-to-back-to-back.
All right.
And that was definitely because of, I don't know, they were trying to make reference to, you know, my little pony people and, you know, all that shit.
Anyway, we get it, right?
Thank you, Kaiser Splitnick, for the back-to-back-to-back-to-back.
Native Americans Hunting Horses00:06:44
And we've got next, Native American.
Native American is next.
And Native American said, let's have a real history lesson.
The real Native Americans are Europeans.
Oh, this should be fresh.
This should be great.
The term Native American is more Jewish tricks.
The drunkards in reservations are Native Asians.
We were here first.
We are supreme.
Okay.
All right.
I hope that this is a video trying to kind of, you know, make a case of what you're claiming here because I would love to hear this.
I sincerely would love to hear this.
I'm not even kidding around.
Native American.
Somebody by the name of Native American requested this.
And I got to hear this.
All right.
Is everybody ready?
All right.
According to Native American who requested this video, the real Indians or the real Native Americans were Europeans.
So let's take a look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
I'd love to see this.
Now, are they going to claim that they came through the Bering Strait when the Bering Strait had the ice age and you were able to kind of walk from like Russia into like what the Alaska region is and then the Canadian shit?
Is that what they're just speculating?
I've not seen this.
Let's play it.
17,000 years ago, the world is in the grip of the last great ice age.
What?
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
All right.
That they're claiming that the ice cap during the ice age that connected the Bering Strait from what we now know of is like the edge of Russia to Alaska.
All right.
This is how Europeans just kind of traveled by foot, even though the ice age were the worse conditions than the worst conditions in Siberia on a global scale.
Supposedly, at least according to the geological digs and the compaction of sediment, whenever they dig for oil and you got these geologists analyzing the compaction of sediment and how, you know, they can read based upon the layers of sediment whether or not there was floods, whether or not there was ice ages, whether or not there was all kinds of different conditions, polar reversals, etc.
So this is very interesting.
So I knew that they were going to go there.
I knew it.
Let's play it.
Food is scarce.
The humans who live here are modern Homo sapiens.
Modern Homo what they're waging a war for their survival.
This is what they have spent days stalking.
Wild horses.
Wild horses in the Bering Strait, really.
Where are they claiming this is?
But the brutal climate is killing off the herds.
They can't afford to let them escape.
So they were eating horse meat, dude, and horses just survived the ice age conditions in the wild like this.
Don't kill the horse you fucking greasy native Here, give me a beer.
Give me another beer.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Timeout just a second.
I just time out to say, first of all, I thought horses were not native to America, the Americas.
I thought horses were brought here to America, even though they were used throughout the conception of the colonies and also the imperialism by the French in the Canadian regions.
I thought that horses were brought here and they weren't native here.
How the fuck are these fucking so-called Native Americans in the Americas hunting horses?
I think this is factually inaccurate already.
No offense.
Okay, now pause this I'm assuming this is the white nationalist contingent in the chat room.
They were saying, hey, ghost, the Native Americans ate all the horses.
Okay, great.
The Indians ate all the horses, that's why they fuckin' went extinct.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, these are barbaric fucking tribes that obviously have to be nomadic, right?
I mean, they have to be a nomadic tribe.
These are nomadic tribes that believe in fucking love and emotion and family.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Every nomadic tribe that has ever existed has been about barbarianism and, you know, fucking everywhere they go, they plunder and pillage and shit like that.
But no, these guys had family values back then.
Give me a drink.
Nomadic Tribes Barbarism00:07:25
The hunters know that game is scarce, but what they don't know is why.
These guys are fucking eating horse meat.
Where the hell is this?
By the way, where in the hell is this?
I don't see enough ice for this to be the ice age.
Where the fuck is it?
Where the hell is this, supposedly?
These were the worst climate conditions our species ever face.
I know, it's worse than Siberia.
They are affecting the entire planet.
Uh, what, what, what is, the Bering Strait, what?
What did I tell you?
It is the height of the last great ice age.
Oh, God.
Throughout the Earth's history, thousands of ice ages have frozen the planet.
No, no, no, you're wrong.
What are you talking about?
It's human beings that cause climate change.
Are you kidding me?
It's human beings.
The Earth doesn't naturally do shit like ice ages and, you know, floods and no, absolutely not.
It's fucking climate change.
The most recent one was near its peak 17,000 years ago.
Permanent ice spread from the poles, swallowing a third of the landmass.
Across the northern hemisphere, the continents were crushed under ice over a mile thick.
In France, giant glaciers descended from the mountains.
Clans of Ice Age humans who had lived here for tens of thousands of years were being fenced into a shrinking land.
Hold on.
What the fuck kind of dome pyramid, or excuse me, a dome TP kind of shit is this?
Excuse me.
What the fuck are they trying to claim?
They know how to fucking make dome houses.
Good God.
Many of them have taken refuge from the ice along the Atlantic coastline.
This clan has learned to survive here, eking out a living from the ocean.
Eking out a living?
Eking out a living?
It's 17,000 years ago, you dick.
What do you mean eking out a living?
They're just trying to survive if these are supposedly nomadic tribes.
They're eking out a living by being fishermen like Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Only Zia, the clan leader's daughter, is having any success.
Oh, to pause this shit.
Oh, of course the daughter is only having luck fishing, right?
I mean, what kind of fucking feminist leftist propaganda bullshit is this?
The woman is just happening to be the one that's the fisherman who brings home the bacon.
Oh my god.
Don't you understand 17,000 years ago?
You know what fucking, you know how men got their goddamn women?
They take a club, hit them over the head, and drag them to their domicile, and that's it.
All right?
They were that fucking man's property.
But no, 17,000 years ago, according to this fucking documentary, women were fishing and better at men doing it.
That's fucking great.
that's uh yeah yeah mikey i believe you fucking baguette oh god There are 15 people in this clan.
Each person plays a part in the group survival.
Yeah, the women are the fishermen and the guys are the fucking form raw materials into tools.
Get the fuck out of here.
Some make weapons.
I'm supposed to believe this shit.
Others use bone needles to make clothes warm enough to protect them.
I'm supposed to believe this crap.
They're my drinks.
Working together is the key to their survival.
But today.
Look, she does her hair.
They could do their hair back 17 years ago.
17,000 years ago.
You move.
And they had language as well, you know?
They had spoken language as well, 17,000 years ago.
They're completely articulate.
Look at her.
Don't mess with me, okay?
I am woman.
Hear me roar.
This is my fish.
What a bunch of fucking bunch of crap.
We're supposed to be buying this.
What a fucking joke.
17,000 years later, only a few tantalizing fragments remain of this clan.
Yeah, right.
Archaeologists call these people salutrians.
They invented objects we still use today.
And guess what?
There were women too, right?
The women carved.
The women created everything.
They were the fishermen.
They were the ones out there fucking hunting.
They carved fucking arrowheads.
They sliced men's fucking throats whenever they got too close to their puss.
The fuck out of them.
Images of the prey they hunted, like the mammoth.
But most importantly, they revolutionized weapons technology.
Weapons technology?
It's 17,000 years ago.
100,000 years.
Mankind only ever made spear points like these from simple flakes of stone.
Oh, God.
we're supposed to eat this took a quantum leap forward oh yeah that's a quantum leap forward all right They made spear points that were 50% thinner and lighter.
These edges are 100 times sharper than a steel razor.
Give me a fucking break with this crap.
Archaeologist Bruce Bradley has spent 20 years teaching himself how to craft weapons like Solutrians.
What a waste of time.
The flaking is so complex that you can't just think your way through it.
You got to feel your way through it.
Bruce has learned that no other Stone Age culture was capable of making tools this way.
This technique, this way of doing things, is the most complex technology and method that we know of in the Ice Age.
Wow.
Jews Mourning Holocaust00:09:39
Oh, God.
This is complex technology, by the way.
Unlock a mystery.
In 1996, archaeologists made one of the most baffling discoveries ever made in North America.
What's that?
Hey, what?
That's it?
Anyway, look, I want to be honest with you, dude.
That was the biggest bunch of shit I have ever seen.
No offense.
No offense to Native American who requested that, but fucking good God.
Good God.
What is this?
Kaiser Spirit book.
Hey, Padament.
At least I don't get off to drowning kids.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to know Kaiser Split Digging.
I don't even want to know.
Disgruntled Technocrat.
Ice Dome versus Thunderdome when.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
What is this?
History weave.
I've got my time machine, and I've went back around 17,000 years ago.
Where are my hot indigenous chicks?
Where are the subtitles?
Why are they all grunting at me and pointing their wooden spears at me?
Why can't I just die by SNUSNU?
I don't know what S-N-U-S-N-U is, but yeah, I can't believe that they're passing that off as history.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
Unfucking believable.
Unfucking believable.
Anyway, let's get to what is this?
Khabib Nagamaroff.
And hey, Khabib, dude, I mean, the other reason I'm doing this is because, you know, you've donated to me a lot before.
So I'm just going to play this, but I don't do bit shoot, okay?
And the reason I don't do bit shoot is because it's a hell of a lot easier to, you know, get a snake in the ass.
And so I'm not, I am not, do not donate any bit shoot to me anymore.
will not play them and hold on before i even before i even go there uh i hope that this isn't some fucking i really hope to be that this isn't some fucking bullshit dude I'm just saying, all right?
Don't donate to me, bitch shoot, because I will not, once again, I will not play them.
All right.
I will not play them.
Let's put it in nighttime mode.
There it is.
All right, here we go.
Is everybody ready?
Let's go ahead and do this.
Khabib Nagamarov.
And what did you say?
You said just some random oldies and shit.
That's right.
Okay.
So let's take a look at this.
Khabib Nagamarov.
And I hope that this isn't some fucking bad bullshit.
So please, viewer discretion is advised just in case.
All right.
All right.
Here it is.
People say, quit covering up for Israel just because I cover all the big corrupt forces that are out there.
I mean, are you saying, sir, that every evil in the New World Order is flowing out of Jews?
Mr. Jones, and to prove it, if you don't believe me, have all your listeners pick up a book and read called The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.
It is not a hoax, sir.
It is not a forgery that the Jews maintain.
The gist of it is that the Jews are out for world domination and they have it now in the United States.
You know, I never get what forgery means.
Well, I mean, it's written like a comic book.
I mean, why would anybody write something down like that?
But it's real.
And Henry Ford, who's my hero.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Is he denying the protocols of Zion were written?
I mean, did I just hear Alex Jones say that?
You cannot deny the protocols of Zion being written.
As a matter of fact, didn't the FBI just drop something in their FBI vault and tweeted it like about two or three months ago about the protocols of Zion?
So, come on, Alex.
What are you doing?
International Jew during the 1920s.
I'm sure you're familiar with Mr. Ford.
He made the protocol famous.
And in the International Jew, he pretty much rehashes what the protocols said that the Jews control world finance, the media.
Now they control out the U.S. foreign policy.
The Jews, Mr. Jones, have inflicted tremendous harm upon the United States.
Let me ask you a question.
From your perspective, should the Jews be gotten rid of?
Yes, they should.
In every country, I'm going to stop you right there.
I'm going to stop you right there.
I am Jewish.
What?
Who is the lowest?
Whoa!
Hold on just a second.
Did he just say he was Jewish?
Did Alex Jones just say he was Jewish?
I have never heard a whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is big news.
The Jew is the lowest.
The Jew would be the lowest.
So would it be fair to the bottom?
Would it be fair to put that down on the bottom?
Yeah.
All right.
I'd put a gay right under him, man.
You would put a gay right under him?
By the way.
This is a Howard Stern bit.
This is Howard Stern.
He would always use this Grand Dragon moron as one of his bits.
And yeah.
What about the Mexicans?
Now, hold it.
I got to question this.
You're saying that the black man is better than the gay?
I thought that the black man was an animal.
Well, they are animals, but according to the Bible, the gay should be put to death.
Niggas just should be with their own animals.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Fair enough.
Well, at least you're the reason, Robin.
Now, what about Mexicans?
Where would they go?
Right there.
Now, you say you put the mixed up people right here.
You're mud babies, huh?
Mud babies, is that correct?
All right.
That's why she is a mud baby.
Who is a mud baby?
Oh, Robin is a mud baby?
Welcome to motherfucking Detroit, goddammit.
What shit?
I'm going to show you about the real Jews according to the Torah or according to the prophets.
We in Jeremiah 14 and 2.
Read.
Judah, Moor!
First of all, again, talking about the Jews.
It said, Judah, what?
Mourning!
They said the real Jews will be in mourning.
These crackers ain't mourning over there in our motherland.
They run the Diamond District.
They run the banks of America.
They in league with America.
They got.
I mean, these black Israelites, man, you got to look at them with like a side eye and be like, brother, what are you trying to prove, man?
I mean, I'm just saying, you know, the reason that they think that they're like a lost tribe of Israel is because of Ethiopia, believe it or not.
Ethiopia blacks out there in Ethiopia, they have blue eyes and, you know, shit like that.
So it's very, very interesting.
Armies and jets, they fight when they get hurt, man.
They're not mourning.
But the real Jews are in mourning.
Why?
Because they're in captivity in America.
Because they the first fire and the last hired.
Because they oppressed in the ghettos full of crack and heroin and marijuana.
And they said they don't get no justice by the white man.
Can't even get no damn health care.
We on your job day and night getting to raise our kids, right?
That's why the Jews are mourning.
And the Bible said they would be mourning.
Jewish people ain't in mourning.
Six million.
And now this Jewish brethren is going to try to talk to these black Israelites.
I just don't get the black Israelites.
I don't know if they're trying to force themselves to be a part of the Jewish connection or what they're doing, but they are pretty loud and they're pretty brazen about their beliefs.
But let's see what happens here.
It's a joke.
That's right.
That's right, first.
Don't you tell me, don't you die?
The Holocaust is a damn dance bird.
The Holocaust is just right.
Hitler, yeah, crap, right, Lord.
Hey, oh, Hitler.
You know what I'm saying?
That's right.
He's going to do it.
You hit that.
Is this man crying?
That's right!
Let's give Hitler a horse.
Hold up.
Do you hear these black Israelites?
Let's give Hitler a hand.
I'm not.
Let's give Hitler a hand.
And then you got this poor Jew kid crying, you know, because he's like, that's not what I read in the Torah.
You were taking all the jailers fired.
The Germans were sucking.
You were oppressing the Germany.
You were the message to enough.
And God let them burn you to hell.
To hell with the Holocaust.
How about that?
Can we get God for 99 million black people?
Shall we be upset with 99 million black people?
Who young and damn six million is there?
And you want to kill more people?
What's wrong with you?
Why did Hitler do that?
Why do you want more people?
What you got?
June of mourning.
The real Jews would be a money.
They wouldn't be jokes like this car saw, baby.
They wouldn't be jokes like this guy trying to oversee all this stuff.
The real Holocaust is all these same shit.
That's right.
Our real Holocaust is 77 million North American Indians, man.
God don't care about it.
Now the blacks care about the Indians.
That's fresh.
That's right.
Fuck you, so-called white people.
That's right.
We hate all you crackers, man.
You damn goots.
You stupid ass Persian bitches.
Stupid ass black nigga bitches.
Dumbass Tonto ass Native Americans.
Badass motherfucking Mexican fans.
So Spat Cardinal eating wet Mexican Mexican curry shitting a coolie telehead fake.
Oh my god.
Stupid Ass Persian Bitches00:08:12
Roaming the damn desert playing the damn didgerido, man.
Eating ladies and shit.
Oh my god.
Good God.
Dude, Khabib, dude, what the f?
They're in the desert playing the Dizzadoo or Dizzy Digga Doo.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
All right.
That was fucking humorous, Khabib.
All right.
That was pretty humorous.
All right.
I'll let that one pass.
Seriously, man.
What is this?
Peppermint Swirl.
Just got back.
Anybody who donated under my name is a retarded poser like Pepe the Fraud.
Just putting that out there.
Oh, man.
Let's not continue with the damn drama here, man.
Let's not continue with the damn drama.
You know, look, I don't want to, you know, put, you know, Go Show, Saturday Night Troll Show drama on the show because when I do that, it never ends up ending well.
All right.
So why doesn't everybody just calm down right now?
All right.
Let me take a shot.
Let me take a couple of hits of some of this tetrahydrocannabinol, this marijuana, this weed, this grass, this poo smoke, and then we'll get back to the videos up in here.
All right, everybody, just calm your ass down.
How long have we been on the air for Christ's sake, engineer?
How long have we been on the air?
Man, man.
Well, we've been on the air over six hours.
So with that being said, let me take a shot here.
Give me the damn shot.
I'm almost done with this fucking 1.7 liter bottle of Chevis Chevis Regal, age 12 years.
It's kind of generic, but I've been reloading.
I've got a whole bunch of bottles that I'm ready to crack open here.
But this Chevys Regal, if you want a nice good smooth scotch and you're, you know, you don't want to drop like $80, $90 on a bottle, Chevis and Johnny Walker Black.
All right, Chevis, Regal, 12 years, and Johnny Walker Black.
So anyway, with that being said, I want to say cheers to everybody out here who has been listening to the broadcast.
I really do appreciate each and every one of you that are listening, whether you like me, whether you hate me.
I do appreciate you listening, man.
So cheers to all of you.
Let me go ahead and take a swig out of this 1.75 liter bottle here.
Cheers, baby.
Oh, shit.
I almost fucking almost broke the damn bottle.
All right.
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go ahead and get some of this fucking marijuana here.
I haven't been smoking that much here.
Let me kill this bowl and try to load up another one here.
All right.
Please bear with me, man.
I've been going full throttle for about six hours and 12 minutes non-stop.
And once I take a couple of hits and once I do that, I'm going to go ahead and go ahead and open up the treasure chest for some lemons out there.
For all those that are out there listening that have been listening, I'm going to go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
And hopefully I still have the ability to, hold on.
Let me see if I can even put lemons in my treasure chest right now because I've been giving out a lot of lemons and I want to know if I'm at my limit here.
Let me see if I'm at my limit.
No, 2,000 lemons in the treasure chest.
All right, there it is.
So I just put 2,000 lemons in the treasure chest.
So right now there is 2,500 lemons and I'm about to open up the treasure chest here in a couple of minutes.
So if you could please bear with me here.
Let me go ahead and take some smoke.
Here we go.
Let's kill this bowl.
Oh shit, you gotta hold it in Let it hit the brain, baby.
Let it hit the brain.
Just, you know, just killing this bowl here.
Just killing this bowl.
All right, let me empty the fucking bowl here.
And please excuse me, folks.
All right.
I'm about to open up the treasure chest.
I'm letting everybody participate in the interaction by, you know, chatting in the chat room and listening to the broadcast.
And once I open it, we're going to get some people getting some lemons.
All right.
So let me get my here's the new bag of weed.
And by the way, the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner hooked me up.
This is some of the good shit that he hooked me up with before.
Y'all remember that old strain, Mari Cone?
It says Mari, like M-R, it should be M-A-R-I, and then it says a dash, and then it says cone, Mari Cone.
So pretty good strain, to say the least.
Very tasty, you know, very pungent, you know.
And at the same time, it's not that bad of a, it's not that bad of a buzz either.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, here we go.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
You got to hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
Got to hold it in, let it hit the brake.
Shit.
Oh, my God.
That was a good hit.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Sorry, I got to blow my honker.
Give me a damn tissue.
I need to blow my honker.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's some good Mari Cone, man.
Oh, man.
That's some good fucking Mari Cone right there.
If I've ever fucking, if I've ever tasted in my fucking life, that's some good Mari Cone.
a drink hold on one more hit one more hit All right, one more hit.
I want to feel fucking buzzed, man.
All right.
It's technically a baller Friday.
And I want to be, I want to feel a little fucking buzz going on.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Is everybody ready?
I got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
Got to hold it in, let it hit the brain.
All right.
Oh, that's better.
All right.
That's better.
And fuck you.
I smoke oregano.
What are you talking about, dude?
This is fucking fucking buddy ass fucking weed up in here, man.
You should see these fucking size of these nuggies.
You fucking kidding me?
I'm not smoking any shake or any of that crap, dude.
I'm getting the good shit.
I'm getting that weaponized marijuana and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
The kind of shit that makes you go woohoo and shit.
Don't fucking sit here and talk shit to me.
All of you idiots that are flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey to me.
You just wish that you had the kind of weed connect that I got.
You know what I'm saying?
That means my weed is the best, baby.
You understand?
The best.
Excuse me.
I don't mean to be fucking belching here, but I'm telling you right now, I could probably take your girl away from you.
All right, by the good fucking weed that I got.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
And you know what?
Guess what?
I'd fucking have that bitch fucking carry a fucking half a pound of that shit in the crack of her ass whenever she's around me so I could just go in and get me another fucking Philly blunt.
I don't like Philly blunts.
I like I don't like swishers either.
I don't really like backwoods.
I just, you know what I like?
I like fatty joints that are big.
I don't like, I don't like that fucking sick fucking crap that, you know, you're supposed to smoke it with in a Philly blunt or a fucking backwoods or a swisher.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, and plus, I need some more fucking beer.
Modular Home Treasure Chest00:14:17
give me my drink you know look all of you people this is another thing i want to get across here before i i open up the treasure chest I have a lot of people in here claiming that this new modular place that I have in the back of my home that I've now made the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show Studios is a quote trailer.
It is not a trailer.
Do you understand?
I mean, look up modular home, okay?
And they're very small, you know.
I mean, you can put them back there.
You should see how they put it together.
It was like a fucking puzzle.
It was fucking unbelievable.
All right.
But I'm tired of you idiots now saying, Me Magic, Ghost Now lives in trailer.
I don't live here, okay?
And this is not a trailer.
This is a fucking modular home in which I'm broadcasting.
And the reason I bought this thing is because, aside from another place to broadcast, so you don't hear all the fucking crotch rockets and all that other shit you used to hear before.
But I wanted to increase the value of the home itself.
And I think that by putting this modular home in the back, actually increased the value of the home by at least $30,000, $40,000.
At least.
At fucking least.
And I'm trying to increase my profit value because I may have to just fucking unload this son of a bitch.
Because if Biden steals the election, you know, you got to stack your chips and flip your chips, baby.
You understand?
I mean, that's how I was able to stay rich during the Obama administration.
I was able to stay rich during the Obama administration because I stacked my chips and flip my chips, baby.
All right.
And by the way, it's a modular home.
It's like fucking, you know, like two rooms.
All right.
And the room that I'm in right now is the Ghost Show studio.
The other room, I think I'm going to throw a pool table in there or a fucking air hockey.
I'm going to throw something in there.
I'm creating this back, like modular area, like if I was like a little bit younger, you know, I'm going to have a couple arcade boxes in here.
I got a lot of plans for this place.
I'm not even joking around.
And it comes with like a small kitchen.
And by the way, look, this is what I'm going to do.
Okay.
Look, this is what I'm going to do.
Here, I'm going to take my headphones off here and take a look at what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go to my kitchen right here.
Look at it.
As you can see, well, you can't see.
You can only hear.
I'm going to my kitchen.
My kitchen's about 10 steps away.
Got a refrigerator.
And it's a full-size fridge, dude.
I bought a full-size fridge for this fucking place.
Getting a couple more beers.
I don't know if y'all can hear me, dude.
I'm just.
I'm just saying.
I'm just getting my beers.
And here they are right here.
All right.
All right.
Did you hear any thumps?
Like it was a trailer, asshole?
Huh?
Yeah, you don't fuck.
You fuck you.
I hear trailer shit.
You don't hear shit.
Sounds like a trailer.
Fuck off, dude.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and open up this chest and continue on with the goddamn fucking broadcast.
The wind just moved the trailer.
Fuck all of you people, dude.
Seriously, I don't live in a fucking trailer, man.
You people have made people on IP2 believe that shit.
And I don't live in a goddamn fucking trailer.
Never have, never will.
I hear it too.
I heard thumps.
Dude, fuck off, dude.
Fuck all of you people, dude.
Seriously, go fuck off.
All right.
Before I get to the goddamn, what do you call it?
The treasure chest, I got to read a couple of diamonds that I think just came in.
Amy Daly unbanned.
Mrs. Ghost divorced Ghost, and now he's living in a trailer.
Fuck you.
Mrs. Ghost is still with me, you piece of shit.
El Foxo Loco, best weed is always homegrown.
No, it ain't, dude.
It really isn't.
Unless you know what you're doing.
Unless you know what you're doing.
ST Mike the Meme Genie breaking Ghostler.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we got some donos coming in, by the way.
Shekels can be even dear friends, especially when there are many, many, Hitler's dick in the house.
2020 year of the Ghost Yogg vs. Zogg.
Let's go.
Also play this in its entirety.
It's one of my favorite songs.
Oh, it's a song?
I thought it may be one of your quintessential videos, dude.
Modular home is to trailer, a sex worker is to hooker.
Yeah, fuck you.
Besmirch the merch.
modular home is to trailer as sex worker is to hooker you know i don't know i'm not I shouldn't admit anything to you guys, dude.
I shouldn't say anything to you guys.
I shouldn't, you know, talk to you about anything that I'm doing in my personal life because it always goes down this fucked up road where you people are like, you know, it's a trailer.
It sucks.
You suck.
I can't believe you did it.
The same thing with the tone all thing.
You know, it's just an iPad with pulleys.
It's $17,000 and all this crap.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What is this?
Hitler's dick in the house again.
Is your TTS off?
No, no.
I donated a video and it didn't come through.
No, it came through Hitler's dick and we got you, man.
And thank you very much.
And good to see you.
And I hope that that video you just donated is one of your songs because I don't think that we could pallet right now, given the situation that we're in in this show, to, I don't know, see a cock ring with an anal ball attachment or I don't know, the shit that you usually donate, man.
All right, but I'm glad that you're here.
Cheers to Hitler's Dick.
All right, with that being said, let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
Is everybody ready?
Here, let me get a swig of beer here.
Chugging.
Chugging it, baby.
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
And there's 2,500 lemons in the treasure chest.
In five, four, three, two, one.
And here it is, baby.
Let's go ahead and see who's got it.
All right.
It's distributing the lemons now.
If you could please let us know how many lemons you got in the chat room.
And I will tell you the top five lemon getters that got the top five lemons in the treasure chest here.
Jesus Christ, sorry.
I'm drinking here.
Listen to all these cans, dude.
All right.
And that's just, and that's just tonight, dude.
That's like two, four, six.
I'm on my eighth beer.
And Stella Artos, by the way.
And I'm like, you know, I'm throwing a couple of fucking shots in between.
All right, who do we got here?
We've got Harry Selden with 283 lemons and PP Cry.
And by the way, we should get PP Cry out of here.
I think you're right.
I mean, people are, you know, people are out here saying that, hey, you know, you got to get PP Cry out of here.
Can somebody get PP Cry out of here?
He got 163 lemons.
Stinger0422 got 118 lemons.
Paul Peto Donino got 94 lemons and Corpus Christi Capital got 78 lemons.
All right.
With that being said, hold on.
We got another dono here.
Nurse Jessica.
Mr. Albin is broadcasting from the old fold-up camper that he used to take on vacations in the 90s.
fold-up camper are you talking about those ones that like you know fold up and it's like a it's like a tent on top of a fucking i don't i would never fucking go into one of those motherfuckers Are you kidding me?
I would never go into one of those goddamn sons of bitches.
What are you talking about, man?
Anyway, with that being said, let's continue.
Let's, who do we got next?
We've got Time for Something New.
Okay, let's go ahead and get to the next video here.
Time for Something New requested this.
So let's go ahead and see what Time for Something New is requested.
And he didn't say anything.
He didn't have any text or anything of that nature.
So let's see what Time for Something New has.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Time for Something New.
Put the PC shot on.
All right.
What is this?
Time for something.
Richard Austin's House of Games.
Oh, no.
Not another fucking Brit Bong goddamn game show.
Why do you fucking idiots continuously fucking request these stupid, bland, boring the balls off of everybody?
Brit Bong fucking game shows.
I fucking hate these fucking things, dude.
You know, fucking Tannibal and, you know, all the fucking midget.
I mean, what the fuck is up with this?
Do we have that many brick bombs listening?
Great.
Famous faces.
At the end of the week, it's going to walk away with this terrible trophy.
Who is playing House of Games this week?
It is Melvin O'Doom.
Hello.
Who the hell is that, black?
Who the hell is that black guy?
And who the hell is this old fucking cunt?
Jesus Christ, man.
You can see that she spent one too many times in the tanning salon.
Take a look at that fucking off-colored tit shot of her breast.
Good God.
Sorry.
I'm a classy bird.
No pressure, Greg, but follow that.
And who the hell is this?
I mean, hello.
Rick Ashley called.
He wants his fucking hair back.
Beautiful.
Oh, great.
I bet you she loves Janine Garofilo, whoever this fucking limey whore is.
I guarantee you she's a Janine Garofalo fan.
Welcome, welcome.
Hello, everybody.
This has all the hallmarks of a fun week, I suspect.
Melvin, I'm lovely to have you here.
How are you feeling?
Nervous?
Wouldn't you like a quiz?
I'm so nervous because you can't revise for this, can you?
Why is he asking the black man, the only black man in this panel, if he's nervous?
Isn't that kind of racist in this social justice warrior world that we live in?
Why are you asking the black man if he's nervous?
That's very interesting.
Are there cops around?
I mean, you know, do they have their gun?
Never mind.
You can't, yeah.
And I've seen the show before in like some categories I'm really good at, and others I've got no idea what's going on.
Oh, it's going to be fun when we get to the ones he's got no idea of.
Denise, how lovely to have you here as well.
Thank you.
Are you competitive at all?
Very competitive.
So watch out.
Who is this fucking, oh, I'm a MILF Cougar slut over here, man?
I mean, I get it.
You know, you're taking on makeup.
You're putting your fucking hair in a platinum blonde.
But, dude, you could tell that you have spent many a time under a tanning bed.
And I mean, that fucking skin on your tits is not looking attractive, baby.
All right.
Corinne has better looking breasts than you.
And that's saying a fucking lot.
I'm not even joking.
And by the way, Corinne, if you're listening to me, where did you buy those tits?
Because that was a good job.
That was a good job.
I may even send Mrs. Ghost out there.
I'm not even.
That is a great job.
I'm not even kidding.
Play it.
Do you have the skills to back it up?
No.
Oh, perfect for this show.
Talking of competitive people, we have an Olympic gold medalist here.
Now, Greg, someone's going to win this trophy at the end of the week.
But also, at the end of each daily show, there's a prize.
Would you like to take a look at today's daily prizes?
Please, yes.
Oh, the House of Games.
Of course, the House of Games golfer.
I mean, Jesus Christ, can this dude that hosts the show get off his own ego, dude?
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, my God, dude.
I fucking hate people that just like, I want my face on everything, you know?
Everybody loves me, you know?
Umbrella, sunglasses, fondue set, and shampoo, but we've rebranded that as House of Games hand sanitizer for various reasons.
Hey, hold on, pause this.
I did not, I did not, but I didn't know that even Corinne had OnlyFans, but I only saw Corinne's tits on IP2 and cheers to the IP2 posters.
I mean, look, I think she obviously looks like Robin Williams in drag and shit.
But that tit job for her age, I think that was a good job.
Whoever the plastic surgeon is earned his money, dude.
That was a good tit job on that fucking broad.
If you were to win today, do you know what?
A fondue set because it would just be one of those things that you never use, but you can just say to everybody, I've got a fondue set.
Exactly.
That's what I'm going for.
Everyone go, oh, that's not a good one.
A fondue set.
You know what I mean?
Angela, what would you go for?
Do you think were you to win?
Well, I quite fancy the fondue said.
I don't eat dairy, but I'd like to have a go.
Hey, hold on, pause this.
Wait, wait a minute.
I'm not saying I would bang Corinne.
I'm just complimenting her and her plastic surgeon on the fact that, you know, what is she like?
55, 57?
I mean, she's, you know, she's up there in age.
And, you know, those, the tits, it's a tit job.
It's not her tits.
I mean, it's just a good tit job.
I mean, what do you want me to say?
Just household items.
Just trying to compliment her and the plastic surgeon.
No pressure.
How lovely to have all four of you here.
We'll be quizzing all week.
Should we just start?
Yes.
Round one.
Joe Frazier Muhammad Ali Fight00:03:11
Everyone ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Round one today is going to be.
What is it going to be?
What is this?
Rhyme time.
Rhyme time.
Time the answers.
Rhyme with each other.
Fingers on buzzers, please.
Let's play our first round of the week.
Here's your first question.
British celebrities, by the way.
Capital city of the Philippines.
Largest of the great apes.
What?
Angela.
And why are they saying anything about great apes when you've got a black man?
Never mind.
And by the way, look, I don't want to bang Corinne.
I don't think Corinne's attractive.
I'm just saying the tit job that her plastic surgeon did was a great job.
Somebody said that's like saying Rod Stewart's got nice implants.
Dude, just shut up.
All right.
I'm sorry.
You see, I don't even know why I say anything.
Just play the shit.
Manila Gorilla.
Manila Gorilla?
Good.
Well done, Manila Gorilla.
Wait a minute.
What?
Manila Gorilla?
Manila Gorilla.
You want to know why they brought up Manila Gorilla?
Because everybody talks how great Muhammad Ali was.
And he was.
He was a good fighter.
But Muhammad Ali was the biggest shit talker.
And especially to Joe Frazier.
He compared Joe Frazier to a gorilla.
Okay.
And they were going to have, I believe, their rematch in Manila.
This was the rematch in which Muhammad Ali was going to have because Joe Frazier had beat him in a decision.
Or I think they stopped the fight.
I forgot what it was.
Man, it was so long ago, dude.
Anyway, fucking Muhammad Ali would compare Joe Frazier because Muhammad Ali, he's not full black.
He's half black.
I mean, he's got some white in there somewhere.
So he would compare Joe Frazier as a gorilla.
And during the press conference promoting the Manila fight, he had like a gorilla toy figure in his hand.
He's like, come on, gorilla, me and Manila.
And he's hitting the gorilla and he called him, he just called him all kinds of racist names.
I wonder if that's okay, you know, for light-skinned blacks to do to more, because that's why he was making fun of Joe Frazier, because Joe Frazier was black.
He was a brother from Michigan.
He was from Detroit.
And he was black.
You wouldn't know Muhammad Ali.
And that's why Muhammad Ali fucking talked mad shit about him.
As a matter of fact, Joe Frazier, when Muhammad Ali lit the Olympic flame, I don't know if y'all remember this.
He was like shaking from Parkinson's.
He was really fucked up and shit.
And it was really sad to see Muhammad Ali all fucked up and shaking.
And Joe Frazier had commented after seeing that, said he wishes he was in back of him so he would have fucking kicked him in the flame.
Because Joe Frazier don't remember.
He don't forget that, dude.
He don't forget, you know, gorilla, Manila, and making fun of him being black.
He don't remember.
He don't forget that.
Parkinsons Shaking Video00:07:42
Excuse me.
So, hey, I don't blame you, Joe Frazier.
I don't blame you.
Play it.
Next question.
Who is this?
Who the fuck cares?
Who the fuck cares What the fuck Angela.
Noddy holder over my shoulder.
Noddy holder over my shoulder.
It is.
Well done.
Michael McCall.
Oh my God.
Brit Bombs actually find this amusing.
Brit Bombs actually find this amusing.
I'm amazed.
Spider-Man co-creator known for his many film cameos.
Spider-Man co-creator.
Body of water once known as the German Ocean.
I was thinking, I don't know.
I wonder if Angela does.
Angela.
Gonna say Stanley North Sea?
Is it Stanley North Sea?
Whoa.
I thought she said Nazi.
I did not see that coming.
This question.
I did not see that coming.
This is going really well for us.
Latin for tit for tat.
Flying saucer, for instance.
Latin for tit for tat.
Hold on, let's see who that is.
Is it Denise?
Oh, no, sorry.
Angela.
Quid ProQuo UFO.
Quid ProQuo UFO?
Oh, my God.
How long is this?
I'm going to let this go for another 30 seconds.
This is cringy.
This is massive cringe.
This is horrible.
Just throw something at the bottom.
Here is your next one.
Who is this?
Ben Stiller?
Caterpillar.
Hey, I got that one, huh?
Ben Stiller, Caterpillar.
That is Greg.
Ben Stiller, Caterpillar.
All right, I got that one.
All right, I got that one.
You're just giving us quick as an Olympic champion.
That's the bottom line.
Well, played Greg.
Point to you.
Next question.
Number of Japanese warrior casts.
And first name of Nina Charles.
Samurai.
That is Angela.
Samurai Eagle Eye.
Literally half a second before I finish that.
Samurai Eagle Eye.
I played it is Samurai.
Samurai Eagle Eye.
Oh, Jesus.
Final question in this round.
Who is this?
Some gay guy.
And contemporary circus company founded in Canada.
Wishes they were straight guys.
That is Denise.
Darren Day Circle Sala.
Darren Day Circle Sale.
All right.
That's enough.
Yeah, all right.
That's enough.
All right, we got something different there.
All right, something different hooked it up.
And yeah.
All right, what is this?
Olive nut trailer.
Olive nut trailer.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Olive nut trailer.
Oh, you fucking son of a bitch.
I live in a trailer.
Fuck you, dude.
Seriously, fuck you.
Fuck all of you out there that think this is funny.
I don't live in a fucking trailer, you fucking dickheads, man.
Stop.
You know, you idiots have made that.
Ice Poseidon and his stupid dumb fucking sip ass even thinks I live in a trailer.
Prove that Joe Biden rigged the election through tainted mail in ballots.
Watch the whole thing.
Hey, I dedicated like almost four hours of this broadcast trying to show that, hey, there is a beyond or preponderance of evidence of election fraud.
And if those of us that are Americans that care about this country, if we don't stand up and force the process to conclude in a proper legal manner, which means go to the fucking Supreme Court.
What is this?
Here's TCRS third place match.
By the way, Ghost You should commentate one of these matches in the next poll please.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
I'll think about it.
I think they're kind of funny, you know, so I'll think about it, man.
Anyway, let's continue here.
We got some donos here.
Let's get to Hitler's Dick.
Hitler's Dick, and thank you very much for tuning in, Hitler's Dick.
Good to see you.
And hopefully this isn't one of your quintessential videos, but even if it is, let's get to it.
2020, year of Ghost.
Yog Versus Zog.
Let's go play this into its entirety.
It's one of my favorite songs.
All right, let's take a look at this.
What is this, Jesus Christ?
I just had something go in the went down the wrong pipe.
It went down the wrong pipe, i'm sorry, went down the wrong pipe here.
Give me my drink.
Oh, Jesus Christ, give me my.
I need another fuck.
I need another tissue dude, sorry.
You know, like some saliva went down the wrong pipe there dude, and now it's like, hold on, just just hold on dude, just hold on for a second.
Jesus, Fucking Christ, I need another fucking tissue, like fucking shit.
You know what i'm talking about, right?
You know, some of the saliva went down the wrong tube, dude.
I think that's better.
I think that's better.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, you know i'm sitting over here.
I'm trying, i'm conducting the show out here, so let's get to Hitler's dick uh video here and hold on wait, we got some more.
Donos can be even dearer friends, especially when they're Brodo Maggins.
I know you never really watched cartoons.
Back in the day, used to read the Lord Of The Rings books and watch the old animations.
They had folk music in it with verses taken from the books, Dildo Faggins.
Is that who that is?
Uh, Ghost.
I don't want my crush, Icy Poseidon, to think I live in a trailer.
Oh, my fuck, Ice Poseidon, all right anyway.
Can we get to Hitler's dick's video once again?
Uh, he said this is one of his favorite songs, and guess what it is?
Baby, look at Hitler's dick over here.
A little bit of Gg Allen.
A little bit of Gg Allen up in here.
Huh, put that bottle in my hand all these years on earth.
Little bit of Gg Allen.
Old Hitler's dick over here.
Put Bottle In My Hand00:06:26
Oh man, when you dig a hole and gonna bury me, Put that bottle of gym beam to rest beside me.
All my life I've been living on the run, Hanging out in bars and hotel rooms, Annoying everyone, Living on the road, running from coast to coast, Spending many nights in jail like a gunman at his post.
When I die, You don't have to cry.
You don't have to feel no feelings inside, Never cared or had no feelings for no one.
The only one I cared for was the one who made me come.
Hello, if you have not heard Gigi Allen, This guy was a fucking maniac straight up.
If you don't know who this guy is, this guy, a fucking maniac that did not give a shit.
I need a beer.
I can drink to this.
Give me a beer.
Never lived, no way long enough to call home.
I'm just an outlaw, scump playing my rock and roll.
He had scumfuck tattooed on him, by the way.
She's got that country rock and roll, baby Yeah, he'd be locked up in 2020 dude.
Yeah, absolutely So.
When I die, put that bottle by my side.
Bury me with old Jim B man.
I'll be on my hell right when I die.
When I die, Down to hell is my final destination.
When I die, put that bottle by my side.
It's the only friend I had in life and it kept me satisfied Man living on the run, you'll never take me out.
I'm gonna show a video how he didn't give a shit, dude.
I'll describe it when this is over.
Give me a drink.
That was a great song, dude.
Gigi Allen once again.
And if you don't know, and thank you, Hitler's dick dude for the GG Allen dono.
But if you don't know who Gigi Allen is dude, this was a guy that did not give a shit Okay, this guy was a I guess you would consider a punk rocker and this guy whenever you went to his live shows this guy Was a grotesque fucking performer.
He would rape women and dudes on stage.
He would punch people in the front row.
He'd take shits and throw it at the audience.
He would cut himself on stage.
He would cut his dick.
I mean, the guy was a fucking maniac.
All right.
Had no problem literally raping fucking women or males on stage.
I am not kidding.
And let me show you a little incident where he was doing a reading.
Okay.
When he was doing a reading here, let me see if they still had this up here on.
I don't even know if they had this up on here.
Do they have it?
Yeah, I think they might.
Here it is.
Is it?
No, that's not it.
Hold on.
I gotta, I don't even think they have it here on YouTube anymore because it was so vile.
This guy's a fucking maniac.
Yeah, I don't think they have it.
Wow, I don't think they have it, dude.
That sucks.
Anyway, I just wanted to show you where fucking GG Allen was at some fucking reading.
All right.
And some broad was like fucking, you know, talking shit to him.
And he just starts fucking manhandling her and fucking slapping her and punching her in the head right at the fucking reading.
And it used to be on YouTube.
It's not on YouTube anymore.
It's called the Lisa Suck Dog incident.
So yeah, take a look at that.
And that's GG Allen for you, dude.
Anyway, thank you very much, Hitler's Dick.
do appreciate it man and uh here's oh Here's some Judas Priest to make up for Oingo Boingo.
Look at Kaiser Split Dick with a $30 bill to play a little bit of Judas Priest as opposed to the Oingo Boingo shit that he.
And I understand why he played.
He was trying to make comparisons and that sort of thing.
So I get you, Kaiser Split Dick.
Anyway, Hitler's Dick.
Cheers to you for the Gigi Allen dono.
Let's get to the next one.
Biden is a fraud.
Biden is a fraud is next.
And Biden a fraud said, Biden is a fraud said, proof that Joe Biden rigged the election through tainted mail-in ballots.
Watch the whole thing.
All right, let's take a look at it.
I hope it's not a troll.
I have a feeling maybe a troll isn't a troll.
Yeah, it's a fucking troll.
Piece of shit.
Biden is a fraud.
David Hockney Painting Art00:15:51
Guess what?
It's the same fucking Brit Bong show that we were just watching, right?
Here I'm thinking that we're going to see some actual video evidence or some shit.
Welcome to a brand new week on House of Games.
You know how it works, but now I have four places made.
It's a great lineup this week.
One of them at the end of the week is going to walk away with this terrible trophy.
Who is playing House of Games this week?
It is.
This guy needs to get off himself.
Wait a minute.
It's the same shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I think this person may have wanted me to play like the continuation.
So let's get let's go to the continuation.
Here it is.
Who is this?
We're past that.
Here we are.
Yeah, Melvin, you can look away if you want.
Not a bad round for Angela, I'm going to say.
All right, the leaderboard here is Angela, the bitch who looks like she is a Janine Garoppolo fan.
It's going to all change.
Round two today is going to be.
Distinctly Average.
Now, this is a Pairs game.
Pairs games are playing last place gets to choose their partner, Melvin Tour.
How do you Britbong survive life when this is your game entertainment?
This is your game shows.
How do you Britbong?
I love you guys, but I would go insane if this was on television.
This is all you can see.
I would go insane.
Melvin and Angela, we have Denise and Greg.
Tablets out, please, everybody.
I'm going to ask you some questions.
You're going to have to give me an estimate number for an answer.
And I will take the average number as their answer.
Estimate number.
Here is the first thing I would like you to estimate, please.
How many chocolate bars will the average British person consume?
Oh, I mean, and these are people that lose their teeth at like age 28.
How many chocolate bars?
I mean, I put the number up a lot on this one.
You're not a professional athlete.
They don't eat chocolate bars, do they?
Let me think.
I'm glad to hear it.
What do you reckon at home on this one?
In a lifetime as well.
So I was thinking, how many would you have a week?
That's a really tricky one.
I would say 4,000.
4,000 in a lifetime.
What does everybody think?
And what answer have you given?
So I've gone for 12,000 and a half.
Lovely.
Thank you.
It's coming.
12,000?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, there's two of us.
It's all put together.
Yeah, exactly.
So I was thinking, surely not everybody has the average of one a day.
So sort of basically, I guessed.
Denise, you up or down from 12,000?
I'm definitely up because I think women especially eat more chocolate.
Man, Jesus Christ, I didn't realize that fucking Britbong.
25,000 bars?
Let's take a look at your average, Greg and Denise.
It is 18,000.
Oh, my God.
Melvin, is that a reasonable to you?
Oh, that's her average.
There we go.
Okay, that's her average.
So, so between the team, that's their average that they put in.
I get it.
You fucking Brit Bongs.
I went quite high.
Okay.
I went for 50,000.
Oh, 50,000.
Okay.
I mean, it's certainly my house.
Are people this stupid?
50,000.
I mean, do the math.
Do the math, dude.
I mean, good fucking god.
Up or down from 50,000.
I went down because I sort of like Greg said, I went, what would it be like if you have one a day?
And then I remembered not everyone's me.
Yeah.
I thought, average age to live to what, 80?
Then I thought, not if you're eating a chocolate bar every day.
Yeah.
So I went down a bit from that calculation to 18.
So you mean I'm saying five, six thousand times.
It would be roughly one a day for your whole life.
But say you have like two a day.
Well, then you'd be up somewhere near 50,000 Melvin KO.
Then you've got to take into account when you're a baby, you're probably having a chocolate bar.
I mean, did you hear how condescending the show host was to the black guy?
Fucking Britbongs.
Oh, we're not racist, by the way.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's true.
I'll tell you what, we could find out.
Couldn't we?
Could find out what the answer is.
I forget.
I forget on this show I could do that.
How many chocolate bars will the average British person consume in a lifetime?
And who's got the points?
I know.
Thank you.
I'm not even fucking the greatest at math.
And all you got to do is just figure, you know, it's like five or six thousand for fuck's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ, people's proportions are fucking ridiculous.
2,500.
Yeah.
There are a lot of people lying on that same day.
It's 1.8 a week.
No.
Yeah.
So around about two a week in an average life.
A point to Denise and Greg.
Good.
Next question.
Give me a drink.
How many people who sat the practical driving test in the 12 months up to April 2020 passed on their first attempt?
Oh my God.
How many people who sat their practical driving tests in the past 12 months up to April 2020 passed their first?
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
I mean, you'd have to be driving by wherever they're giving these tests to even surmise a potential average.
So, how many people that number, not a percentage, yeah.
So, you've got to work out how many people do a driving test.
This is tricky.
This is in the UK, so I want to work out how many people do their driving tests each year.
I'm going to say 15,000, 15,020.
I'm going to say 20,000.
20,000.
Oh, it's a percentage?
This is the UK only, yeah.
Oh, excellent.
Yeah, then that's correct.
Absolutely, yeah.
Great.
I'll tell you what, why don't we start with you, Melvin?
Why don't you give us the correct answer and we'll wildly over his coolness?
I thought they wanted a number.
It's actually 15k.
15k?
Yeah.
Because 20,000.
15 to 20,000.
I would say 20,000.
That was my final answer.
20,000.
It's in the blood.
Lovely.
Angela, up or down from 15,000.
I've gone down.
Well, about half.
I'd say 7,506.
Just because I like the digits to add up to 9.
Okay, because you like the digits to add up to 9.
Yeah, so 5 and 6 is 11, plus 7 is 18, 8 plus 1 is.
Shut up, bitch.
And just fucking just give your guess.
Can you take a point off, Angela?
Is that possible at this stage?
Yeah, no shit.
Take a point off for this one.
I'm told not to do that.
Okay, let's take a look at your average.
You're saying 11,253.
Greg, what have you said?
I went 86,000.
86,000.
86,000.
I just sort of thought maybe it was quite a popular year to pass your test.
Who knows?
Maybe it was way above average.
Yeah, I've gone much, much lower.
Okay.
I've gone 4,000.
4,000.
Yeah.
Maybe that averages out better.
Like I said, I think it's 15 to 20 of y'all, in my opinion, but here it is.
Okay, your average is 45,000.
Oh, my God.
So you got 85,000 versus 45,000.
What do you think at home?
Are you close to either of those two?
15 to 20.
How many people did pass, and who has won the point?
Holy shit!
There were that many Brit bongs that went.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
There were that many Brit bombs.
Like, you know what?
I go get my, you know, driving tests.
You know what I mean?
That's taking us by surprise.
334,000.
I was thinking, my first thought was, I'm going to go for a couple of hundred thousand, but I just thought, no, it's ridiculous.
I've just been told that 1.6 million tests were taken.
Wow.
Unbelievable.
That's incredible.
Even though you were 330,000 out there, Denise, you got points.
Unbelievable.
Unfuckable.
All right.
We're going to go one more.
One more question.
In pounds, how much did the David Hockney artwork, The Splash, sell for an auction in February 2020?
The David Hockney work for Splash.
What is he talking about?
David Hockney work.
Who's David Hockney?
Come on, let's go ahead and take a look at this.
All right.
David.
David Hockney.
Who the fuck is David Hockney?
All right, let me get a David Hockney Splash.
The big splash under.
Okay, this is it.
Okay, this is the fuck.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
That's it?
That's the.
Are you fucking kidding?
That's the fucking painting?
All right, look, I didn't see the price of it, so let's see.
What is this shit?
Would you reckon on that at home David Hockney's splash?
I don't fucking know.
Do you know?
I don't fucking know.
All right.
Does anybody, does anybody have an idea?
I mean, in my opinion, I think it's a shitty painting, but Brit Bongs are like, oh, you know what?
I see it.
I see the deepness in it, you know?
So what are we going to say?
200,000 pounds.
Greg's taking his time.
I'm going to say 200,000 pounds.
That's good.
Yeah, it's good.
All right.
And by the way, all you people that saw X-rated when I was, you know, typing in shit in the browser, that was a David Allen Coe video that you fuckers donated.
So don't think that I'm some sick, fucking twisted pervert, you know, looking for some fucking porn hub shit.
Or, you know, like I'm looking up fucking Vanessa Del Rio videos or some shit like that.
It's in.
You've got an answer at home here.
What do we think this went for?
We will start with Greg and Denise.
Denise, what are you thinking?
I have absolutely no idea.
So I've just gone for a completely random guess of 800,000.
800,000?
Greg up or down?
I mean, up a bit.
4.5 million?
4.5 million.
Oh, my.
Let's take a look at your average.
2,650,000.
Dude.
Greg and Denise.
That was a shitty ass painting, dude.
I mean, the people paid that much for this crap.
Melvin, what was your thing?
Jesus.
I don't really pay a lot for artwork.
I pay, you know, about five pounds here at the furniture shop.
So I went really high, which is the opposite feeling for 2 million.
2 million.
2 million?
We saw a look.
It's high for me.
Okay.
Oh, listen.
If any of us were buying that artwork, we'd be like, that's a lot.
That'll be a lot.
Angela, up or down from 2 million.
Well, I went quite close, actually.
2.7 million.
Oh, my God.
Why?
Why?
It's not the sunflowers, is it, Van Gogh?
Yeah.
So it's not going to be that much.
It's not the sunflowers, is it?
I don't know much about that.
I got to know how much this stupid painting went for.
Give me a drink.
How much did it sell for?
And who has won the point?
When TCR.
Are you?
23 million.
All right.
I've had enough.
23 million pounds.
23 million pounds.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You got to be shitting me, dude.
You got to be kidding me.
There we got Hitler's dick in the spouse.
Did you know that this song is actually about the KKK?
Oh, yeah.
What song is that?
I'm sorry, Hitler's dick.
I'm still fucking freaked out that that stupid fucking painting that we just saw that I looked up live on the broadcast, 23 million pounds.
I mean, fuck.
All right.
Okay, USA.
Okay.
Anyway, Biden is a fraud.
I thought that we were going to see some evidence of some ballot fraudulent activity.
And of course, we got fucking donated this shit Brit Bong fucking game show.
So that being said, let's continue.
The next donation is Kunis Maximus.
All right.
Kunis Maximus.
And Kunis Maximus said, here's TCR's third place match.
By the way, ghost, you should commentate one of these matches in the next poll league.
I would consider it, dude.
I am absolutely, hold on.
I absolutely would consider it.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'm not even kidding.
Hey, here's Besmirch the Merch.
23 million pounds.
You're in the wrong business.
I know.
Hey, listen, Besmirch the Merch.
I think I've said this a couple of times on this show.
I do paint, but I'm not an artist.
I kind of paint like, you know, abstract art, and it's only as a form of therapy, you know, to calm my ass down.
As you well know, if you've listened to my broadcast on a consistent basis, I'm kind of a high-strung guy.
I'm kind of an angry person, etc.
And as a result, I kind of like look towards painting as a way of just concentrating my thoughts and tapping into the creativity portion of my brain and be able to kind of calm my ass down.
All right, calm my ass down.
But yeah, if what I just saw went for 23 million pounds, I'm in the wrong business is right, Miss Merch the merch.
I'm not even joking around.
All right, Kunis Maximus donated this one.
And this was a $25 bill.
And this is the TCR Pole League soccer game.
This is when TCR was playing.
I had no idea that this was even existence.
But let's continue.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Here, ready?
All right.
Melting Pot of Friendship to the Engineer.
See you again next time.
The Engineer is going down Tub Guy.
This comes up.
Adolph Ghostler to Garden Boy.
Oh, Hambo.
Wait.
TCR has already scored, so we'll have to stay with him in a moment.
Hambo now.
He's fat.
He makes her.
Hello, there's 14.
I cannot stop eating cheese.
My fat ass is so fat that, you know, I've got freaking diabetic ulcers on my freaking leg.
And I'm fucking limping around like some stupid, fat, stupid, imbecilic asshole because my fat ass is so fat that, you know, I've got freaking diabetic ulcers on my freaking leg.
Wait a minute, hold on, pause this.
Wait a minute.
This is the fucking goal music.
This is the goal music for Christ's sake.
Are you fucking kidding me?
making me out to be some fat fucking disgusting blob ham bone.
I've never heard this remix.
Considering both teams are doing a blood too.
All right, SAG.
I don't know who the hell SAG is apart from South Africa.
I'm not even having to explain.
Goal Music For Christ Sake00:15:33
A poem save from Templeton.
That's Templeton, actually, at the goalie.
At the goal, there's Templeton.
Templeton has been a great TCR, nearly the entire.
He's never had a spectacular song.
Why do y'all got me thinking of Templeton?
Wait a minute.
Is that a fucking.
Is that a goddamn wheelchair?
There's somebody in a wheelchair.
But yeah, I'm going to just do the fast tree plays, considering we have a lot of goals before this is done.
Yeah, but coolkeeper going ahead and taking a corner here.
All right, here we go.
No, it's going to go down.
Oh, man, who's that out of bounds?
He's got time to just walk his ass back to the other end.
Boo. Boo. Boo.
Who's the guy in the fucking...
Who's the guy in the goddamn lawnmower?
Well, he's a good one.
All right, Templeton's kicking it out here.
Templeton kicking it out pretty far to Tub Guy.
Ghost's wheelchair to Adolph Ghostler.
Going, Adolph Ghostler.
Oh, man.
He just got stolen.
Mr. Fortune cookie.
Mr. Fortune cookie, just trying.
All right, you just passed it to the engineer.
Engineer to tub guy.
Tub guy.
Tub guy to hambo.
Number two.
Continue being a fat piece of shit.
Most valuable player right now for TCR.
Hambo.
I mean, you're getting some oh my there.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Was that a shekel goblin?
Hold on, put that back.
Hold on.
Was that a shekel goblin?
Tub guy.
Tub guy.
Hold on.
I got to see this.
Was that a sheckling goblin?
Continue being a fat piece of shit.
Cheese.
I mean, hey, look at Tub Guy.
He's got a tub for a head.
It is a shekel goblin.
is a shekel goblin god damn you 4chan god Goddamn you, 4chan.
Ha, ha, ha, fucking.
He's got a tub for a head.
Give me a drink.
All right, Garden Boy to lock down.
Your hero of the mats.
We've got white Monopoly Capital to apartheid.
All right, so what is White Monopoly Capital chasing it down the field here?
Looks like it's being blocked by the opposition Shekel Goblin.
Looks like it just got stolen from Shekel Goblin.
And Templeton has blocked and taken possession of the ball, passing it to the engineer.
The engineer is passing it down to Hambo.
Hambo just got to take it by rear capital.
Rail Capital to lockdown.
And it looks like TCR is back in possession of the ball again.
Wheelchair Ghost 2.
Looks like Adolph Ghostler.
Adolph goes for right down the middle.
Let's do it.
Oh, no, no.
Block.
By the goalie.
Big block, by the way.
I'm kind of just applying just two goals in 15 minutes.
That's not what it was.
I know.
Well, I kind of, when both teams run full memes, I kind of keep in my head about a one per 10 minute pace.
It can go higher, but that's kind of like I wouldn't expect more than that.
All right, let's continue here.
Looks like Templeton is going to kick it outwards.
Go showed up.
He passes it to Hambo.
Hambo got deflected.
Now it's apartheid.
Parthide to Ram Panther.
Ram Panther passing it down to the looks like apartheid got a hold of it.
Oh, there it is.
Good job.
I don't even know.
Oh, my God.
It's apartheid, by the way.
It's taking away.
We got him with no goalie.
Goal with no goalie Come on, Templeton.
Templeton should have been the goalie.
R.I.P. Templeton, dude.
This brings me good memories.
It brings back good memories.
Nobody there.
And is this the goal song?
Give me a drink Oh, my God.
That's all hilarious.
I needed to see this.
I needed to see this, dude.
Horsey is an understatement.
All right.
Mr. Fortune cookie to melting.
Melting pot friendship ghost show back to melting pot of friendship.
Melting pot of friendship passing it along to the engineer.
Engineer passing along to Adolph Ghostler.
Adolf Ghostler to Fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie passing off.
Now the engineer is in possession of the ball.
Tub guy was right there.
Here we go.
We got the SAG in possession.
Terry Blanche is in possession.
Interesting.
It looks like a pretty free open shot at the goal here.
Hopefully, Templeton has got his goalie thing going on.
Luckily, the Ghost Show was able to block it, and it is out of bounds.
All right.
Eskimo is passing to Project Coast.
Coast Rand Panther.
Terry Blanche tried to pass it.
Blocked by Ghost.
Go Show.
Looks like he's going to take possession of the ball.
Ghost show to the engineer.
Engineer passing it to Adolph Ghostler.
Adolph Ghostler's got a pretty good shot at it.
Let's get it.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no problem.
Let's go ahead and put it in.
Yeah.
There you go.
He's finally out of his boys.
Look at that.
Look at that capitalist pose, baby.
Ghost of the engineer.
And the ghost work saves.
Ghost of the engineer.
I need to get another beer, dude.
I got to celebrate with another beer.
I'll be right back.
Right in the ghost work space.
Not too long.
The ghost work is the great display.
So behind.
Right in the ghost work space.
Many engineer saves.
We own the world in space.
The hire.
Right in the engineer.
Well, you got both the ghostler and the engineer.
Nice little pose.
And TCR seems to be making the memes work better for him at the moment.
Here we go again.
The ultimate tag team.
I mean, their name starts with T. Did you think T posing was not going to power them up more?
Hey, what's up with this gay music being a part of my fucking goal music?
What the hell was that about, man?
Oh, shit.
I just think I chipped my fucking tooth.
I guess we could just.
What do we fucking chip?
Did I chip my fucking tooth?
Did y'all hear that?
Never been a problem.
Oh, God.
Who crawled well here?
Boris, leave a chance.
Oh, my God.
Oh, hey, you know what?
I gotta go see if I chipped my tooth.
What the hell's up with that fucking ear?
Hold on.
Oh, oh, God.
I'm sorry about the earring.
Oh, God.
Shut up.
Other memes that people like to hear.
This one's gotten pretty popular.
Wait, hang on.
Let me make sure that this is Christmas.
How about let's all sing something.
Let's all sing this.
Here, here we go.
Ready?
Here we go.
There you go.
We're gonna do this for the rest of the show.
The rest of the show.
Oh, my God.
Oy.
Yeah, wide right.
That is.
All right, all right.
I think I'm okay.
I think I mean, it would have been pretty great if I thought I chipped my tooth, dude.
But here we are.
Jesus Christ.
The pace we were going before this.
I thought I chipped my tooth, dude.
I thought I chipped my tooth.
Thanks.
Thank the Lord.
the lard man we're beating the one for 10 metric but like not much else oh well that was really hard I didn't need to hear that.
No, apartheid.
Knock him.
Temple to blah, blah, blah, my temple.
Too much joking.
A little too long.
And the absolute state.
God.
How much space do you need, really, buddy?
Like.
I think he collided with his teammate.
No, he collided with the team.
I don't know my goalkeeper first, 100%.
I think it rippled him.
But then when it was time to shoot in the empty net, he collided with his teammate and they fucked up hard.
Anyway, 4-1 and love the TCR logo here.
But let's go ahead and let's continue on with some more no-nos here.
We got a whole bunch more here.
We got Sega Genesis is the best.
Especially when there are many.
What up, man?
Got some good shit for you here.
This is my favorite stage in Sonic 3.
Fun fact: Michael Jackson wrote some of the Sonic 3 soundtrack.
Really?
Take a smoke with me, Cheers.
I definitely will.
Let me go ahead and do that.
Wait, hold on.
Here's Monty Hall.
Especially when there are many, many picador.
One is Pantera.
One is the Carpenters.
And one is the same Brit Bong video from earlier point one.
One is the same Brit Bong video.
All right.
I'll leave it up to the chat when we come to yours there, Monty Hall.
Anyway, man, that fucking hurt my tooth, dude.
Y'all hear that, right?
Y'all heard that fucking of the fucking.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I'm going to take a smoke with Sega Genesis is the best.
What up to Sega Genesis is the best.
There we go.
Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
Hold it.
All right, man.
My tooth, it feels loose or something, dude.
I better not have a fucking loose tooth because of you pricks.
I mean, I'm just a guy trying to do a show here, man.
I mean, that's all I'm trying to do, man.
And, you know, I don't want to get wounded.
You know what I mean?
And you guys have been wishing for me for my teeth to fall out for like the past two years.
Y'all remember that?
Y'all been trying to meme magic that shit for the past two years about my teeth.
So that's, yeah, that's great.
That's what.
Yeah, that's what I want.
Anyway, Cunnius Maximus, I do appreciate the TCR, you know, reminiscence on the Pole League.
And, you know, maybe I will.
Maybe we'll see what happens.
I wouldn't mind announcing one or two of those.
All right.
Anyway, we're going to get to the next video.
This next video was requested by Brodo Faggins.
And Brodo Faggins said, I know you never really watched cartoons back in the day.
Used to read the Lord of the Rings books and watch the old animations.
They had folk music in it with verses taken from the books.
All right.
Brodo Faggins.
What is this?
What exactly do you got in store for us here?
Oh, here we go.
Are y'all ready?
Brodo Faggins requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
Here we go.
What the hell is this?
Is there.
Roads go ever, ever on.
Oh, my God.
To the lands beyond the sea.
You all like this shit.
Are you serious?
On a white ship will I sail.
Jesus Christ.
Watching shadows part for me.
Leaving havens gray with rain.
Fuck.
This is fruity.
Now that years have slipped away.
This is fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
Leaving friends with gentle pain.
This is fruitier than George Michaels' underwear.
As they start another day.
This is fruitier than a glory hole at Cuomo's bondage hole.
I must leave.
Oh my God.
Enjoy.
Y'all like this shit.
You'll love it.
Go ahead.
Give me a drink.
Weep not empty tears, but grieve as the road comes to an end.
It's so easy not to try.
Let the world go drifting.
What the fuck?
If you never say hello.
I mean, is this Richard Simmons' mating call?
What the fuck?
I'm losing listeners to this fruity shit.
The epoch of the return of the king ends at the beginning.
What the new age of man.
If you never say hello.
I'm losing listeners to this fruit bull shit.
Moody Blues Suicidal Song00:07:14
Man, the guy singing this sounds like he's got a prolapsed anus.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry if this is your favorite show and you know, you guys love Lord of the Rings and all that shit.
Much like you suggested there, Brodo Faggins.
I don't, I don't, I don't watch animations, dude.
I don't watch that shit.
You want to know why?
Because it, for whatever reason, hypnotizes you into believing that your G-spot is in your colon.
So I'm not down with that shit, Brodo Faggins.
I'm sorry.
You must be related to Dildo Faggins as well.
All right, let's continue here.
We've got another video dono by Kaiser Split Dick.
Kaiser Split Dick requested this, and I hope that Kaiser Split Dick has hooked it up with a little bit of a palette cleanser, especially after Dildo Faggins' video here.
Kaiser Split Dick said, here's some Judas priests to make up for the oingo boingo.
And Hitler Split Dick dropped a $30 bill for this one.
So let's see what Judas Priest he's talking about here, huh?
Oh, it's some new Judas priest.
Is this some new Judas priest?
This should be interesting.
I think this may be some new Judas Priest here.
Am I correct?
I may be wrong.
Here it is.
Once again, Kaiser Split Dick hooked it up with a little Judas priest.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Here's Proskin's skull to Kaiser Split Dick, Who hooked it up with a little bit of Judas Priest to make it up for some of the oingo bongo that he requested earlier?
So, cheers to Kaiser Split Dick, dude.
Cheers to you, man.
I really do appreciate it.
And that was actually a jamming video, regardless of what these idiots in the chat room who are flapping their fat sausages and fingers on the keyboard, talking a bunch of fucking pro-Billy Aleash muffdiving bullshit in the goddamn chat room.
But anyway, with that being said, let's continue.
Hitler is dick, or excuse me, Hitler's dick.
He is a dick, but Hitler's dick is next, excuse me.
And Hitler's Dick said, Did you know that this song actually is about the KKK?
All right, we went from Kaiser's split dick to now.
We are with Hitler's dick.
Hitler's dick is next.
Did you actually know that this song is actually about the KKK?
So, let's go ahead and take a look at what Hitler's Dick.
We're at the Hitler's Dick portion of the broadcast here.
Let's go ahead and see what Hitler's Dick has in store for us.
And he said that this song was actually about the KKK.
Is everybody ready?
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Hitler's Dick requested this.
Play it.
All right.
Oh.
Hold on.
Before this plays, let me put it back.
Before this plays, if you happen to be somebody who is taking psychotropic drugs, if you happen to be, you know, if you happen to have suicidal tendencies or you're kind of a fucking depressed idiot, don't even just take the next five to six minutes and just go away.
Take a shit.
You know, go, you know, make some fucking chicken tendies.
You know, go make some fish sticks, pop-tarts, whatever the case might be.
Because this is kind of a fucking like, you know, kind of a suicidal type song.
Is everybody ready?
This is supposed to be about the KKK, yeah?
And by the way, if you have a psychotropic or psychedelic drug, Knights in White Saturn, you might want to drop it now.
Just kidding, just kidding.
Never reaching the end, letters I've written, never meaning to send, you see I'd over with these eyes before.
Cheers to Hitler's dick.
Just what the truth is.
I can't say anymore.
Cause I love you.
What about the KKK?
Some hand in hand.
Just what I'm going through.
They can understand.
Some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend just what you want to be.
You will be in the end.
And I love you.
Yes, I love you.
There's the Moody Blues for all the youngins who are like, dude, this is a bad song, hidden.
I mean, what's the name of the band?
It's the Moody Blues.
He's playing a fucking flute!
Give me a break.
You know what I mean?
What do you think about boomer music now, you bad gas?
Give me a drink.
Now I need to pee.
I'm kidding.
Nights in white sides illusion never reaching the end.
Let's just have it move.
Never meaning to send with his eyes before.
Just for the truth, I can't say anymore.
Cause I love you.
Classic Sonic Old Games00:16:45
Memories.
Memories.
Cause I love you.
Where are you all getting all these pepes?
Who's a sad pepe smelling a rose?
Pepe's opening Hitler's dick.
That was actually a pretty good fucking, you know, song.
As you can see, there was a lot of people in here that have never heard that song are like, dude, fucking boomers, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, Hitler's Dick.
Get it.
Knights in White Saturn could also be Nights in White Saturn.
I just wanted to donate the song.
Hey, it was a great song, dude.
It was a great fucking song.
I love that song, dude, to be honest with you.
That's why I was telling everybody that, you know, if you're feeling a little bit feels bad, man, then you may not want to fucking listen to this broad or this song in particular.
You know what I'm saying?
So, yeah, that was a pretty good song, Hitler's Dick, dude.
Everybody, look at all the Pepe's.
You know, the sad Pepe smelling a fucking road.
Where do y'all get this shit, man?
Excuse me.
You know, that's how people were trading goods and services in Venezuela about a few years back is paying people in rare pepes.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
Anyway, thank you, Hitler's Dick, for that one.
I think everybody appreciated it.
Let's get to the next video here.
This next video was requested by Sega Genesis the Best.
And he's always providing pretty good music as well.
I'm actually really surprised about Hitler's dick.
You know, he's always usually, you know, giving us some dear friends.
Oh, what is this?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Play the rest of the TCR match.
By the way, the next Polt League date is still up in the air, but some rumors said it could take place early January 2021.
They have their own Discord on Wiki.
Thank you, Connius Maximus.
And I will play it a little bit.
I'll play the rest of the match.
Here's good vibes for you.
More City Pop as a palette cleanser for tonight.
Give me your thoughts on this song.
Cheers to you and everyone except the fucking brony pedos in the chat.
Hey, thank you, unparalleled aesthetic.
I appreciate it, man.
And you always introduce some decent music, to say the least.
All right, but right now we got Sega Genesis is the best who requested this one.
And he said, got some good shit for you here.
This is my favorite stage in Sonic 3.
Fun fact, Michael Jackson wrote some of the music for the Sonic 3 soundtrack.
I did not know that.
I did know that he did occasionally lend his music making abilities to certain things.
I did not know it was a Sonic 3.
And he did say, Sega Genesis is the best said.
Please take a smoke with me.
Cheers.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
I'm going to take a smoke with Sega Genesis is the best.
Let's go ahead and do it.
God damn it.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Golden, let it hit the brain, baby.
And by the way, I just want to mention that right now, cryptocurrency is up the ass right now.
All right.
Bitcoin is at $18,200 at this point in time.
We're past the $18,000 mark.
It looks like it may be mooning to about $20,000.
And this time, I want to be honest, the last time that we saw Bitcoin go $20,000, it contracted.
This time around, I don't think it's going to do that because it's already contracted once it hit that point.
Now I think it may go over $20,000.
And who knows what the market is going to take it after that?
Ethereum is at almost $500 right now.
Chainlink is at almost $14.
We got Quantum at $2.50.
We've got Zcash at $63.
We've got Dash at $83.
Litecoin at $80.
Unfucking believable.
Unbelievable.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
And by the way, cheers to all the Bitcoin ballers and everybody out there who is donating to the Bitcoin or the Litecoin or all the wallets that are there for you on the D Live panel portion.
All you got to do is scroll down from the video.
You can see it.
And cheers to the Bitcoin ballers and everybody else, baby.
By the way, let me go ahead.
Go ahead and drink some more beer here.
All right, let's get to once again, Sega Genesis is the best.
And Sega Genesis is the best requested this.
And this is a Sonic 3 song.
But apparently Michael Jackson, you know, wrote some Sonic 3 songs.
Let's take a look at it.
Sega Dream, excuse me, Sega Genesis is the best.
I wanted to say Dreamcast is the best because I think it is.
Anyway, Sega Genesis is the best.
Let's play it.
Here it is.
Oh.
Ice Cap.
You've been here, boss.
You've been here.
Classic Sonic. Classic Sonic.
Can you believe me?
Are you okay?
You've been hit by.
You've been hit by a smooth running off.
See the character about me.
It was Sunday, but a black day.
But the memories of the nation, selling heartbeats, and terminations.
Anybody won't get it, and you won't get it.
Are you okay, Annie?
You made it a wokey, okay?
Another sign of the window.
Any step to I can do baddy.
And then you ran it to the bedroom.
You were stuck down.
It was too.
And you won't get it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, man.
Cheers to Sega Genesis is the best, man.
Give me a drink.
Another sign of the window.
And the best days on the carpet.
And then you're better than the bedroom.
And I said, you're walking.
We can doubt this.
That's a woke day.
I got shit no baddie.
Are you okay?
Come on, Milan.
And we should throw that.
And your box.
And the best thing is that you're not.
I'm draining on the storm.
I'm going to get another shot.
And Mary Joan.
Oh, here's a man.
Hey, are those crannies?
Baby, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, baby?
Anyway, thank you.
Sega Genesis is the best.
I really do appreciate it, man.
You always, you know, got me reminiscing of old games and music and old games and that sort of thing.
I know we got a lot of haters in the chat room, of course, flapping their fat fucking Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking a bunch of bullshit.
But of course, they wouldn't be saying that if they were in front of your face.
I tell you that right, goddamn now.
These people are all talk when it comes to, you know, the internet, and it makes me fucking sick.
All right.
Anyway, we got a Billy F you.
No, you're up the ass.
You faggot.
Are you talking to me?
Hey, Billy F.U., are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Anyway, play, play, what else?
Uh-oh.
50 and a half inches of pure imagination with a $50 bill.
$50 bill.
$50.
$50 and a half inches of pure imagination with a $50 bill.
Music for you, try in case.
You never of the band.
I'll take a look at it here.
$50.
Kaiser split.
Here's some more metal.
Fuck the faggot zoomers in the D-Live chat.
I agree, man.
There's a lot of zoomers in the chat here that are just trying to talk a lot of mad shit about some of this music that is being requested.
And here they are.
They're fanning their nuts to some scuff little Zan bulldyke fucking dumb stupid bitch named Billy Alicia, which her music sucks and so does she.
So yeah, that's where we're at.
Anyway, let's get to Monty Hall.
All right, Monty Hall is next.
And Monty Hall said, pick a door.
One is Pantera, one is the Carpenters, and one is the same Brit Bong video from earlier.
So I'm going to leave it up to the people.
I'm going to leave it up to the chat room.
Type one, two, or three because you are going to keep it random.
And I will choose that video and we will see.
All right.
We will see what Monty Hall has in store for us.
Is everybody ready?
Go ahead.
Okay, we got three, three, two, two.
We got a lot of threes in here.
We got a lot of twos coming up.
There's another three.
There's a four.
There's a two.
There's a lot of threes.
A lot of threes coming in.
All right.
Everybody's doing three.
So let's go ahead and do three here.
All right.
Here's three.
Courtesy of the chat room.
And also courtesy of Monty Hall who donated this dono here.
And oh, look at what you guys donated.
Hey, Monty Hall, cheers to you.
And of course, here it is.
This is what the chat room wanted to listen to.
Is everybody ready?
How about a little bit of the Carpenters, huh?
Huh?
Love the Carpenters.
And not this song, but It's Only Just Begun to live.
What?
Anyway, never.
Play this song.
And by the way, the Broad from the Carpenters.
I'm sorry, put it back.
This Broad from the Carpenters died of bulimia.
Especially unparalleled aesthetics again.
Here you go, ghost.
Some memories.
The song is from Streets of Rage 2.
I used to play this shit every night as a kid.
It's a 10 out of 10 game.
The composer still DJs to this day.
Take a smoke with me, ghosts.
All right, I'll take a quick smoke.
I'll take a quick smoke before I play Monty Hall's video that was chosen by the chat.
Let me tell you another quick smoke.
Unparalleled aesthetic is in the house.
Here it is.
All right.
Let me hold it in.
Let it hit the brain.
You know, hold it in and let it hit the brain.
All right.
Monty Hall.
Let's listen to his video, A Little Bit of Carpenter's.
Here it is.
Just hear the sleigh bells jingling, ring, ting, tingle in two.
Oh, we're getting so close to Christmas.
We're getting so close to Christmas, man.
It makes me want to say, ho, ho, ho.
Outside, the snow is falling and friends are calling you.
Who's in the Christmas spirit, man?
Next week is Thanksgiving.
Can you believe that shit?
Good lord.
Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two.
Come on, it's lovely where the forest lay right together with you.
Oh my god.
Always remember, folks.
Always remember.
Time is the ultimate magician.
Remember that.
Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy or we snuggle them together like birds on the feather would be Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two Come on, It's lovely where the forest lay right together with you And remember y'all, love y'all.
This is y'all's pick, the carpenter Christmas party at the home of Farm McGray.
It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day.
We'll be singing the songs we love to singlets while we watch the chestnut right there.
As they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie It'll nearly be like a picture print by Korean eyes These wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives Just love ring ting jingling too.
Come on, It's lovely where the forest lay ride together with you.
Let's take that road before us and sing another weather for a sleigh ride together.
We can well.
There it is.
Lovely Forest Ride Together00:14:41
That's what everybody wanted to hear in the chat room.
It was uh link three, courtesy of Monty Hall, getting us a little bit into the Christmas spirit.
And there are the credits for everybody who uh actually uh did the song here.
So let's go ahead, and there it is.
Uh cheers to Monty Hall for requesting this and thank you for giving us a choice so that we can have a choice on what to listen To exception.
She's can be even more.
The N text, dude.
My dad was black.
Polo was my father.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
What?
Especially.
Here's Ghost Trans-Pacific Wi-Fi.
This needs to be the first game you play on stream.
This needs to be the first game that I play on stream.
All right, I got to take a look at this.
All right.
Anyway, Monty Hall requested that.
All right, now we're going to go back to Cunnas Maximus's video.
Let me see if I can go back to it here.
Let me go back to it.
Where is it?
Here it is, right here.
We're going to go back to Cunnius Maximus because Cuneus Maximus dropped another $20, $20 and said the following.
Play the rest of the TCR match.
And by the way, the next poll league is still up in the air, but some rumors said it could take place in January 21st or January 2021.
So that should be interesting.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me make sure that we're at the right part of which we should be.
Where the hell is it?
Where the hell was it?
Are we at the second half?
Hold on.
I just want to make sure that.
No, we're back at the beginning of what we had played.
So let me see where the second half is.
Here it is.
Here it is.
The second half.
All right.
Here we are.
Thank you, Cunnius Maximus.
Let's go ahead and play the rest of the video that Cunnius Maximus wanted to do.
We saw the first half.
Let's go ahead and see the second half.
Here we go.
South Africa General.
Okay.
Imagine having four shots and two on target in a meme.
All right.
TCR here.
We got the lineup.
Pie Ass Woman, Baller Friday, Tyrone, Internet Box Talker.
Nothing else.
The Trans-Testicle Ghost of the Circle.
How possible.
Oh, no.
Don't suggest memes like that.
No.
Instead, you get memes like this.
All right.
Lock passing it to Subject Curry.
Oh, it looks like TCR's got a top guy.
Oh, he gets stolen from Garden Boy.
Escom passes it over to Bartie.
Let's see if the Ghost Show can take hold of it.
He tries to give it back to Templeton.
Templeton passes it off.
We got Hambone, who headbutts it.
Unfortunately, it's back in the possession of SAG.
And SAG got to take an engineer to Ghost's wheelchair.
And we're back on the SAG side here.
Look at Ghost's wheelchair back to Templeton.
Templeton is going to kick it back out here.
Let's see what we got.
Garden Boy got possession by this.
Ghost slight spiders.
Ghost is warbling.
No, the boomer denied.
Swatted out in the air by the game.
There it is.
Templeton's going to pass it back out.
Shekel Goblin in possession.
Passing it over to Mr. 4chan.
Mr. 4chan.
African.
What the hell are you doing?
African booty stretcher.
God damn it.
What do you want, asshole?
Are you drinking, sir?
Here we are with the Sheckle Goblin.
Oh, my God.
Where'd you get the motor?
Oh, the moment I lost it.
Oh, man.
Denied by the goal.
Wait, there's a there's a there's a Shekel Goblin back to 43.
Here's Hambone.
I guess that's for anybody on the team.
Shekel Goblin to the engineer.
Now the engineer wants to turn first.
Hang on.
Oh, wait a minute.
Are they actually playing this?
Are they actually playing this?
You hear this, Engineer?
Black man in a white man.
He's got trouble.
Get in his way.
He's going to cut you down.
Take it over.
He can ride.
He can shoot.
Don't take nothing.
From your hiding.
Or he's back.
Bad.
Scared of nothing.
Yeah.
He's so bad.
No, you don't get to hear the part of that everyone wants to hear.
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it.
I already did that for Britt Pole.
I think we can wait till the actual final Ramon Panther.
Sorry, I'm back.
I had to get on the beer.
We got Terry Blanche to apartheid denied by Templeton.
Apartheid tripped by Ghost's wheelchair.
I'm sure.
They're going to call the foul.
I know.
He's just yelling, play nice.
And also, we're going to call it.
Can you even book a wheelchair?
Can you?
I don't know.
What?
Look at him descending in the field.
He just tripped number 14, Ghost's wheelchair.
You can't use that to your advantage.
Come on.
It's a wheelchair.
Apartheid gets a fucking shot.
Didn't get it.
Yeah, definitely.
I was going to say, even though this is 99% of meme match, South Africa is living what it did throughout most of the rest of the year.
Here it is.
South Africa trying to pull it in here.
It's in the possession of Mr. Fortune because Mr. Fortune took it to the engineer.
Oh, boy.
Oh, here we go.
It's an empty goal.
He missed.
He missed the empty goal.
Fucking engineer missed the goal.
It was an empty goal.
You missed this.
Over the top.
Oh, my God.
I thought the engineer didn't do the correct math here.
Did you see that, engineer?
Trust me, I'm an engineer.
I fuck up practical problems.
Come on, engineer is now back in possession.
Tub guy.
Let's see if Tub Guy can make it in here.
He's going to go for it.
He passes it to Adolph Gosler.
Adolph Ghostler back to Melting Potter Friendship Engineer to Ghost's wheelchair.
Ghost's wheelchair to Mr. Fortune.
Tub Guy.
Tub guy.
Tub guy.
Top guy did it.
Just have chance.
I'm just going to play.
I'm just going to play chance.
I'm just going to mute everything because they're kind of quiet and play his chance.
Here it is.
Tub Go.
I was so scared.
All that got me through it was the thought of all that fucking and blowing and it somehow involving us.
Oh, my.
World War III, it's come to my bunker.
We'll have a three-way with Alex Jones.
It'll be totally the shit.
Oh my.
All right, you got the experience.
Yeah, tough guy.
All right.
I hope that y'all appreciate it.
All right, bless yourself.
Looks like they tried to kick it.
It looks like Melty Potter Friendship took it away.
Oh, they have to have a huge hat.
Ghost's wheelchair kicks it out to Hambone.
Hambone going down the field.
It looks like Sheckle Goblin may be in possession of it.
Tub Guy could be another one again here, but unfortunately, it's taken back by South Africa.
South African apartheid.
Looks like it's got possession of Melting Potter Friendship.
There's only one more screen.
Templeton passes it back out to the field.
And we've got, let's see, we've got white Monopoly captain in possession.
Rampage.
Oh, please.
Offside and this shit.
It looks like a potential foul here.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, I forgot about the polo cost.
Prowl ruins the fun.
We're currently at Argentina.
Brazil is next.
Somebody's carded.
I think a melting pot of friendship is getting a yellow here.
Melting pot of friendship is getting carded.
Who should have come to Brazil?
You've got the right idea.
Melting pot of friendship taking the yellow.
Let's go.
We are.
Here it is.
Melting Potter Friendship passes it off to African booty scratcher and a hambone.
Wouldn't this be a hambone?
No.
Towels off the outside of the post.
Was it deflected?
No, no, no, no.
It just hits the outside of the post.
You'll see.
There you go.
What was it going to say?
Almost.
Didn't do nothing.
Advertised.
Slam another.
All right.
Teldor passes it off for South Africa.
And South Africa passes it off here.
Is Eskom Apartheid Eskom?
Oh, God, I remember that.
White Monopoly Capital.
Project Coast, oh no!
Project Coast!
Oh, it's a fucking niggerbomb player!
Ruined.
All right.
Base.
Does that say N-word bomb on that?
The nuclear head?
Jesus.
You can't go to Brazil, but you get based.
Oh, my God.
Funny old blowboard.
I thought I'd ready for school.
He called me Cheetah, Cheetah, Cheetah.
Uka Cheka Cheeta, Cheetah, Cheetah.
I'll cheetah, cheetah, cheetah.
And look, he's being congratulated by a black guy, and his name is N-word Bomb.
All right, Mr. Fortune breaking melting pot of friendship.
Melting pot of friendship kicks it off to the engineer.
Engineer the tub guy.
Tub guy going down the field.
He's getting, he got blocked by rare capital.
There's no fucking engineer, Adolph Ghostler.
Ghostler.
All right.
We'll get to hear what the hell TCR's hat trick in horn is now.
It's the man himself.
Adolf Ghostler in the house.
They're really each other dead.
They got their teamwork maximized.
Looks like we're radio graffiti.
Ghost, let's go have a six-frame fruit up the place.
Hell yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
I'm a right-wing man in left-wing land.
Camp it licensed.
Blood pressure is rising.
It's before Wednesday, so let's dance the night away.
Time to get fruity like a wild jehootie.
Come on, Ghostler.
Let's get closer.
I'm a right-wing man in left-wing land.
Campbell's away from the ball.
Who did this?
Blood pressure's rising.
It's before Wednesday, so let's dance the night away.
Now, this is a goal hard.
That's good.
All right, Project Coast.
Yeah, okay.
Now it's in possession of a TCR.
Temple passes with WebMs and whatever.
And he's got a hold of a Shackle Goblin going down the field.
Trying to bypass Lockdown.
Let's see if he passes it.
Passive African Nobi Scratcher.
African Booty Scratcher trying to pass it to manager.
Tell me to do it.
Why not?
Oh, shit.
Wait.
Oh, it's a little bit of a damn.
It's boomer time.
Oh, hey, by the way, this is SAP's third goal, so scuffed in the quarter war boom.
Stop that.
It's that you have.
He's getting away.
You slammed that thing into reverse.
What the fuck?
Gonna take the time to do that leaving.
Jesus Christ, shut that off.
Shut that shit off.
Wild dogs cry out in the night.
Fucking snow.
All right, Mr. Fortune cooking back to Melting Potter Friendship.
Melting Pot of Friendship to the Engineer.
Engineering Goser, unfortunately, got stolen by South Africa Telegraph.
Lockdown to the Silver Warning.
Let's see if he get it past Templeton.
Templeton steals the ball at the goal line.
Passing it off the ghost wheelchair.
Where goes Wheelchair to the Ghost Show.
Ghost show to the Shackle Goblin.
Shackle Goblin gives a little bit of leeway, but unfortunately was taken by the South African.
South African Telgoro passes it off.
Ram Panther passes to Pacific Coast.
Here's Terry Blanche.
Terry Blanche blocked by Templeton.
All right, and Melting Pot of Friendship kicks it back on 7-3 final.
True Capitalist Radio is the third place trophy winner of Pole League.
Yeah.
Let's save though.
Yeah.
Templeton did a good job.
I wonder how many saves he racked up.
Well, let's find out.
That was great.
We won it hands down.
And of course, MVP Hamball who scored about three of those goals.
7-3 T-Stops.
And we took third place.
Four saves added for Templeton.
Probably still not touching Drock and Lord for a crowd poll.
Even after the number of games out, I'll have to replace that bags.
Japanese City Pop Vibes00:04:11
Come up with that, you know, a little while after everything is posted.
All right.
Thank you very much for Cuneus Maximus.
Cunningus Maximus for donating us those pole league videos.
Those are so fun.
They're a little innocent, you know, and all that good stuff.
So I got to give you your props there, Cunnius Maximus.
Cheers, man.
Let's get to the next dono here.
We've got Unparalleled Aesthetics.
And he said, here's some good vibes for you.
More CD pop as a palette cleanser for tonight.
Give me your thoughts on this song.
Cheers to you and everyone except the brony pedos in the chat.
All right.
Unparalleled aesthetics requested this one.
And let's see what kind of music he introduces us to this evening.
Oh, he's not introducing us to any.
He was exactly right.
Unparalleled aesthetics with his traditional requests.
And he introduced us to City Pop, Japanese City Pop.
Is everybody ready?
Cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics.
Let's go ahead and take a look.
A little bit of Japanese City Pop.
Oh, man.
Every time I hear Japanese City Pop, I think of the 80s.
Yeah, yeah.
When people had class, when people had self-respect, you know, where people had shame.
Cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetic, man.
I am in love with Japanese city.
It just reminisces of the 80s.
A little bit of class.
That's all I'm asking for in today's America.
Find a little bit of class.
Just a little bit of class.
Cheers again, man.
Give me a dollar.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers, man.
Pirate Female Band Elements00:11:51
almost five in the morning here at the no show studios and cheers to the over 600 people still listening after over eight hours of yours truly broadcast Baby, do you need that?
Oh, God, let me know.
Fly by day, man.
That was classic.
And once again, unparalleled aesthetic.
Every time that you donate a Japanese city pop song, man, it just it's just it's just great, dude.
I don't even know what to fucking say about it, man.
It's uh it brings good vibes, it's cool, it's badass.
So cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics for once again introducing us to Japanese City Pop and continuously donating it as well, man.
So cheers to you.
Let's get to the next video.
This one is by 15 and a half inches of pure imagination, who dropped a $50 bill on this one.
And cheers to you, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination, for dropping a $50 bill on this one.
He said, music for you to try in case you never heard of the band.
So let's go ahead and take a look at 15 and a half inches of pure imagination and let's see what he has got here.
Let's go ahead.
Is everybody ready?
I've never heard of this band, but this has been suggested to us by 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
Let's take a look at it.
Here we go.
Nightwish Ghost Love Score.
Ghost Love Score.
I've never heard of this there, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
And we're going to have to hear all this because this is a $50 bill.
Let's take a listen to this.
The ampu light bowl.
Okay.
Okay, ain't bad.
This ain't bad.
There's a lot of layers to this song.
Is there a vocal?
Oh, it just kind of abruptly changed you.
What the hell?
I'm not going to judge it.
I'm going to listen to it.
I'm told this is a female band!
This is a female band here.
It's not horrible, but.
I need another smoke here.
Maybe I need another smoke to get into it, right?
I do want to say cheers to 15 and a half inches of pure imagination, man.
Cheers to you, man.
Give me a smoke.
Gotta hold it in one of the morning, man.
Siren from the deep.
You cling to me.
Send my name, my army.
Still I am right.
My song.
It's a trans man singing.
Shut up, all right?
Good God.
Trans man is actually a dyke trying to be a man.
That's what a trans man is.
Is that what y'all are telling me?
It is a trans man that's saying this.
I hear they're a fan of the show.
Go fuck off.
All you I hate when you people say that.
I hate when fuck you.
I hate when you people say that shit.
Oh, wait a minute.
Here's the solo.
Here's the soul of you, Big
Mom.
Y'all remember Enigma?
I hear a little enigma in this.
And I agree with TNK, even though he's a baguette.
songs all over.
Somebody said they hear Home Depot.
Dude, fuck off with that stupid name, dude.
I've lost the money for me.
The fun behind me.
I do appreciate 15 and a half inches of your imagination.
I do appreciate it.
We're gonna play it all.
We're gonna play it all for the $50 bill, baby.
We're gonna play it all.
Seek me, kill me, kill me, bring me home.
Every way, every day, I give my chance.
Yeah, I kind of hear a pirate theme as well.
There's a lot of elements in this song.
Wait a minute, do they got a flute going on?
Are they playing the flesh flute, or are they playing the Pearl Tongue Clam?
It's like people ain't digging like this sucks.
Hey, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
We're playing it all, baby.
We're playing it all.
I'm drinking like a fucking fish.
I'm on my 11th beer.
I'm on my 11th beer.
I think I need to take another shot.
Somebody in the chat room said lesbian pirate corps.
Ha, ha, ha!
The Pirate War!
Sounds like a bunch of stuff.
I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I mean, it had me going everywhere, this song.
That I can't say I dislike this song because it just had so many elements to it, dude.
Disliked Song Many Elements00:02:49
Like, it just, it just, it just threw everything in there.
And they were like, all right, let's see what sticks.
And, you know, I want to be honest with you.
I can't say I disliked the song, but I can't say I'd give it a thumbs up either.
I mean, there was just a lot of things going on in there that I could hear.
You know what I'm saying?
And who is this man?
Especially with many, many of them.
Back when trolls put in effort.
Well, that was a long time ago, man.
You got to think, we're in 2020.
During the golden years of this show, when it was true capitalist radio, true conservative radio, there was a whole bunch of different people on the internet back then.
And now, and remember, I don't know if y'all remember me telling the news and saying things back then.
I remember reporting on the fact that you had the black cock ass back then during the time that Obama was president demanding that there be Wi-Fi, free Wi-Fi in the projects, in the ghetto, etc.
And then right after they put Wi-Fi on the projects in the ghetto, what did you have?
You had the vine.
New it for the vine.
New it for the vine.
And that's why we get stupid, dumb, fucking urban, fucking no-talent-having jerk-offs that are now fucking celebrities like that fucking DJ Soul Fly or whatever the, what the fuck is that fucking idiot's name is?
You know, that did how-high.
Remember that?
They replaced Method Man and Redman with this DC Soul Fly, whatever the fuck his name is.
All right?
Do it for the vine.
Hey, bring that ass over here, boy.
And all that, that fucking stupid idiot.
And that other fucking moron, what is it called?
They call him big boy, fat boy, whatever the fuck he is.
Now he's always on Nick Cannon's, you know, fucking, I don't know, rap battle.
I don't know what the fuck you call that bullshit.
I mean, seriously, dude.
I mean, they made celebrities out of pure trash.
All right.
And DC, whatever the fuck his name is, Flyboy, Soul, whatever the fuck his name is, fuck you.
Big boy and all those other fucking idiots that were urban motherfuckers that were created by Vine.
You all have contributed to the degradation of your own people, you dumb piece of shit.
All right?
Seriously, you fucking people have contributed to the degradation of your people.
And if you like, yeah, baby, I'm bowling.
I'm bowling because I'm contributing to the degradation of my people, baby.
Dr Dre Chronic Album00:07:11
I'm trying to keep them down.
Fuck you, dude.
Seriously.
Fuck you and your fucking asshole with no fucking Vaseline.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
Nightwish is a band out of Finland.
It has one female vocalist, but the rest of the band are men.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Well, I ain't too bad.
Thank you, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
That previous video wasn't horrible.
I thought it was, I couldn't say I disliked it.
You know, it was intriguing.
There was a lot of elements involved in there, etc.
Anyway, I'm sorry that I went off on the Vine and all that crap, but I think that and World Star hip-hop were a contributing factor to the even further degradation of Black America.
And unfortunately, Black America has been so bamboozled by the people that have been selling them this shit.
They actually believe with the whole heart of their soul that ghetto black gangster rap mentality is somehow correlated with black America.
And that is the biggest, that is the biggest manipulation that I have ever seen any group of people accept.
Because if you try to tell them that all these assholes that incepted all this gangster, murderous, drug-dealing, woman-degrading bullshit upon their culture, which was done by who?
Fucking assholes that never were in the ghetto.
People like Dr. Dre.
You know that Dr. Dre?
Let me show you, Dr. Dre.
Before I get to the next video, I got to, you know what?
Let's look up this.
World-class wrecking crew, all right?
All right.
And this is, this is Dr. Dre.
He literally, all right?
Hold on.
Is this a video of them doing this shit?
Is this a video?
Because if it's a video of them, I'd love to see Dre.
It is.
Is this it?
No, no, no, no, it's it.
All right.
Look.
Is this it?
Is that it?
Yeah, here it is.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Okay.
All right.
This is what Dr. Dre, this is where he started right here.
World-class wrecking crew.
Play it.
All right.
This is where Dr. Dre started.
He was never a gangster.
He never was involved with the black plight.
All that gangsterish shit that he said in the chronic and all that is bullshit.
This is Dr. Dre.
Look at him.
Right here.
This is Dr. Dre right here.
And this was his first ever group, music group.
Y'all remember the song?
Better turn off the lights if you want them understood.
If you're gonna make it up to me, you got to do it.
Listen, listen, this is Dr. Dre.
Hey, what's happening, Billy?
I'm the one who needs no introduction.
Because I'm the world-class doctor.
I'm the world-class doctor.
The master of seduction.
The master of seduction.
I can heal all your ills and give you extreme delights.
This is Dr. Dre.
But only if you allow me to turn off the lights.
I mean, look, pause this, pause this, all right?
Hold on, pause.
The reason I bring this up is because Dr. Dre has been the single, the single most profiting black man off of all this crap.
He has been the, just listen, just listen.
If you got to make love to me, you got to do it.
This is Dr. Trey's music.
Bring this up because I can literally pinpoint the big inception into having black America correlate themselves with all this black gangster rap bullshit to the Chronic album.
I mean, people can blame NWA and all that bullshit.
Dude, it was the Chronic album that first, like, just set off this little small, minute type of culture that was listening to NWA.
Dude, the Chronic album catapulted that shit into like mainstream gangsterism.
And who was the creator of Death Row Records, which is the record company that produced that?
Dr. Dre?
Who produced all the music that was on the chronic album, Dr. Dre?
Who was out here on the Chronic album saying, yeah, baby, I'm a gangster.
I kill motherfuckers.
I pimp hose and shit, Dr. Dre.
These motherfuckers are studio-ass gangsters.
Snoop Dogg, all them motherfuckers were all studio-ass gangsters.
And they made millions off of goofing impoverished black people into believing that, yeah, we gangsters and you can be too.
And these people, I hope that Dr. Look, there's been a lot of bad luck that's happened to Dr. Dre.
I mean, the most recent is that he's gotten a divorce from some bitch that he's been with since like, I don't know, 27 years or some shit.
His son got killed in a very weird, precarious situation.
His brother got killed in a very precarious situation.
But if you want my opinion, I just think that sacrifices.
You know what I mean?
That sacrifices to be the big time, baby.
And that's what he's done.
And he's a fucking scumbag.
And all these other studio gangsters out here that have made so much money off of turning black people into the situation that many of them are in.
You know, ghetto, black gangsterism, pimping hoes, drinking 4-0s, criminalistic robbery, etc.
And I wish there was enough fucking black intellectuals that would call out these fucking people.
And instead of Black Lives Matter marching on fucking Whitey's house, which Whitey didn't fucking put you in the precarious gangster positions that you're in, Whitey didn't change black culture.
Because look, if you take a look at black music before gangster rap, it was all about loving women.
I love the woman.
Democrats Stole Election Claim00:05:50
I love this.
I love that.
It was all about love.
It was all about, you know, songs that were from the heart.
There was no fucking, I'm pimping my hoes.
I'm fucking, I'm drinking my 4-0.
I'm dealing drugs to the fucking fellow black brethren in my hood or any of that shit.
So wake the fuck up, please, man.
All right.
Anyway, look, let's get to the next.
There's a Pinot Shea, by the way.
Let's get to the next dono here.
Thank you, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
Kaiser Split Dick is the next video up.
And Kaiser Split Dick said the following.
What did Kaiser Split Dick said?
He said, here's some real metal or some more metal, excuse me, for the fucking baguette zoomers in D Live chat.
All right, Kaiser Split Dick going to hook us up with a little bit more metal here.
And is that a little metal?
All right, we'll take a little metal from Kaiser Split Dick.
Is everybody ready?
Especially all you zoomers that are out there fanning your nuts, thinking that.
You know what?
I don't like this.
You know what I would love?
You're a bad guy.
You're a little bad boy because I'm a scuff, little Zan.
They call me Billy Alicia.
I got Arby's between my legs.
And I want a bad boy because they don't care if I look like Veal Cutlet Parlajean in my private parts.
Anyway, go ahead.
Play once again.
Where are we at?
We were at Kaiser Split Dick's video.
And let's go ahead.
A little metal for the D Live Zoomers.
Play it.
Here it is.
Play it.
That almost sounded like Motley Crew Girls, Girls, Girls, right?
Almost almost And cheers to Kaiser Splitnick, man.
Cheers to you, man.
That's no sign of victory.
He lost his liberty.
I'm the only one that he loves.
And I'll go chasing out Lord.
I forgot to take a shot!
too busy talking about black america that i forgot to take a shot everybody seems to be digging this Hey, look, I'm going to take a shot right now.
Is everybody ready?
If you got a shot standing by, then go ahead and shoot it right now.
No time for your last breath.
Skull, cross, and cheers, baby, cheers.
Claiming for the danger to even at the spot.
Face to face with the ball.
Renegade.
Renegade.
Committed the ultimate.
Berman Supreme actually hooked it up with a video for me tonight.
Y'all see Vermin Supreme?
That was unbelievable.
This time the Browler will win through the night.
He rides on his raging horse made of steel.
Nothing can save you now.
For the renegade, you will live.
Uh-oh, are we getting ready for the solo here?
Joe Biden and the Democrats stole this election.
Joe Biden and the Democrats stole this election.
Remember that.
Here's the solo.
Man, that's a good solo.
Committed the altimeter.
Renegade.
Renegade.
This time the problem will win.
Renegade.
Renegade.
Committed the Altina.
Renegade.
Kaiser Split Dick.
This time the winner.
Requested this one, man.
Game Boy Chiptunes Sound00:06:36
This ain't bad.
Not bad!
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Hey, when I heard those motorcycles, I thought it was Motley Cruise, Girls, Girls, Girls.
But that was actually a pretty good video, man.
Cheers once again.
Kaiser Split Dick hooking it up with yet another dono, man.
Cheers to you, and we appreciate everything that you're donating, man, and unparalleled aesthetics and fucking TN Apostle and everybody else.
There's just too many.
Sega, Genesis, the best.
I mean, there's just so many people out there.
Hitler's dick.
We can't forget Hitler's dick.
Cheers to all you guys out there, man.
I appreciate it.
Khabib, we can't forget Khabib.
Everybody out there who's been hooking up, man.
Cheers to you guys.
And that's why we still do what we do, baby.
Anyway, Yentex is asking, have I missed my dono?
No, you have not.
We're going to go to one more Unparalleled Aesthetics video, and then it's your video there, Yentex.
All right.
So after this video, it's your video there, Yentext.
I see you, dude.
Let's get to the next video, though.
The next video is by Unparalleled Aesthetics.
And Unparalleled Aesthetics says, here you go, ghosts, some memories.
This song is from Streets of Rage 2.
That's classic.
I used to play this shit every night as a kid.
It's a 10 out of 10 game.
The composer still DJs to this day.
Take a smoke with me, ghost.
All right, cheers.
I definitely will.
I definitely will for unparalleled aesthetic here.
Excuse me.
Cheers to unparalleled aesthetic.
Let me go ahead and take a smoke with him.
And if he happens to be chilling in with anybody, he typically, you know, chills with people.
Smoke shit.
And, you know, all that stuff.
So cheers to unparalleled aesthetics.
Here it is.
Let's take a smoke.
That's what I'm talking about.
You got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
Oh, shit.
I hate when I do that, man.
I hate when I do that.
You'll know what happens when that happens, dude.
Holy shit!
Oh.
I'm a little Japanese-eyed right now.
You know, fucking like, holy shit, though.
I'm talking, you know, I think I'm Japanese.
I think I'm turning Japanese everything.
So, all right.
Unparalleled aesthetics.
Streets of Rage 2.
Let's take a look at it.
Cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics.
Let's go ahead and do that.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
I miss those fucking, like, what is it?
Fucking 4-bit, 8-bit sound and shit.
I miss that shit, dude.
That chiptunes.
And yeah, I admit, I listen to a little chiptunes.
I listen to a little chip tunes from time to time.
And fuck you.
I'm not a fucking wee because I occasionally listen to a couple of chiptunes or fucking baguette.
All right, who doesn't like a couple of chiptunes?
Dude, anyway, I gotta blow my hunger.
Please excuse me.
Somebody that's talking shit about me, talking shit about MIDI.
MIDI sounds like garbage.
You know, I mean, MIDI is like that, you know, try-hard type of like, hey, we're better than chiptunes, but we still sound like fucking stupid shithead sound.
But we think we're better.
I remember when the NIDI technology came out, everybody jerked off to it, and I heard the sound, and I was like, dude, this shit sucks.
This shit sucks.
Give me my drink.
Hey, what's up to Woke Millennial, dude?
I see you, dude.
GX of the chat with a diamond.
And fuck you, chipped tooth, you say?
Dude, that's not funny.
Y'all heard that, right?
Y'all heard me, dude.
Y'all heard that fucking, like, you know, me hitting a fucking glass to the tooth.
Y'all heard that, right?
I thought my fucking tooth was gone.
Man, that wasn't bad at all there, Unparalleled Aesthetics.
I like chiptunes.
You've got a lot of people out here that are just talking shit.
And look, to compare MIDI to chiptunes is like comparing the first Nintendo system to like the Game Boy.
And look, I know a lot of you jerk-offs fan your nuts over the Game Boy.
It's literally a fucking calculator-based technology.
And that's what I hate about Nintendo.
I don't know what it is.
I think they're in tune with the same kind of magic that they're putting into this fucking anime shit.
Because I can't believe the kind of shit that Nintendo gets away with.
I am not even joking around.
I cannot believe the kind of shit Nintendo gets away with.
Nintendo got away with fucking selling out the Game Boy.
And the Game Boy sucks a cock with it, man.
Does anybody remember Sega Game Gear?
Yeah, I know.
Gucci Ass Nigga Polo00:10:18
Woke Millennial just dropped a diamond and just took the words right out of my mouth here.
Game Gear was unfucking believable.
I fucking, I got a Game Gear.
It was fucking great.
It was fucking awesome.
I mean, everything you need, handheld, full color.
I mean, you could even like, it had a connection to where you could even fucking put a fucking video or TV on the goddamn Game Gear.
And yet, I was amazed how everybody just circle jerk for the fucking goddamn Game Boy.
I just, even to this day, I don't even get it.
Jesus Christ.
We got a donut here.
Hive outed for Biden.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hive outed for Biden.
What the fuck does that shit mean, you dumb fucking shithead?
Anyway, now let's get to Yen Text.
And cheers to Yen Text.
Is he in here?
Because I've seen Yen Tex and other streamers' chats and shit.
And I know that he's a big fucking IRL watcher, etc.
And so I hope he's in here, Yen Text.
And he said the following.
My dad was black.
Polo was my father.
Whatever the hell that means.
So let's see what the hell Yen Text has hooked it up with here.
Put the PC shot on.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, this is why I was telling you that the Yen Text, he's an IRL watcher, man.
And I see you, bruh.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, here it is, Yen Text.
I think this is a lol song.
Here we go.
My daddy was black.
My nigga Polo would not be throwing.
Hold on, pause this.
I actually saw that live.
I'm not even joking around.
I saw that live and I saw how they just dislulz and they threw him out there.
And where were they?
Fucking Memphis or some shit in some two-bit fucking like shopping center bar kind of shit.
And they just threw him out there because he was drunk.
And they got him drunk.
All right.
They got him drunk.
And they're like, you know what?
You're becoming too much to deal with.
And none of them were streaming.
KC, baked, all those fuckers that were never fucking went out there.
They just dumped them out.
They're like, hey, just leave him out there.
It's all good.
I don't want to fuck with him and this and that.
And then they had fucking Lulz out there.
And this guy was, he was like, you can tell he's like a drunkard that when he gets too drunk, he's like, I don't give a fuck, baby.
Man, my motherfucking daddy was Napoleon Raglad, baby.
My daddy was Napoleon Raglad, motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, I saw the whole thing and he got arrested.
I don't want to get into it.
But anyway, this is him.
Let me go back a little bit so we can hear this.
Go ahead.
My daddy was black.
My nigga Polo would not be cool with him.
And by the way, this is where they get him saying this.
This is the same episode in which I just described.
He was out in front of the bar antagonizing everybody and he was like, man, motherfucker, my dad was black, man.
Napoleon Ragland.
My daddy was Polo.
He said 10 years in federal penitentiary.
My daddy was Polo.
My daddy was black.
And I like how IP2 doxes Napoleon Ragland.
And find this guy's fucking like, not just his mugshot, but his prison pictures and all that shit.
Oh, my God.
Give me a drink.
Talking about Polo ass niggas.
Oh, my God.
My dad was a hood ass nigga.
My dad was Polo.
Napoleon Ragland.
He said 10 years in federal prison.
I remember this, dude.
Fuck!
He took 10 years in a final bit of century!
I love the meme.
He got caught with a picture.
I want to be honest with you.
You know, IP2 knows how to meme, dude.
All right.
That's why I continue to go.
It's not even just like keeping up with the clips.
It's the fucking memes.
It's the creativity.
You know, it's just, it just fucking adds to like, it's like supplemental laughter to the shit that you get when you initially see shit live.
I'm not even kidding.
That's why I'm glad I'm on IP2 and I'm listed on it.
Although I'm not posting on the new IP2 forum posts, but I'm still lurking, man.
I'm still lurking.
He got caught with 13 breaks.
Get the fuck out of my face.
You would suck his dick.
He was a real ass nigga.
My dad Polo was a real ass nigga.
Google him, nigga.
N-A-P-R-E-L.
I saw this idiot.
Excuse me.
And the only reason I'm calling Lulz an idiot is because I also saw a little bit of him in Gucci's and why he didn't get his pimp hands strong and say, bitch, get the fuck out of here, man.
I go get my own pussy.
You ain't got to be sitting over here and give me that crazy pussy.
And then you're going to yell, rape, rape, rape, rape.
You know what I'm saying?
Napoleon Ragland.
Y'all don't think that's a good idea.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Bro, my best friend is black.
And he says I can't say that shit.
Find a nigga.
I pay him what he needs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't get out of my way.
Get out of my way.
That's when he got assaulted by some black bitch.
I was like, stop saying the N-word, motherfucker.
I was raised in the hood.
Get up.
Get back.
You violated.
You violate, bro.
He's telling that, bitch.
You violate.
I was raised in the hood, Napoleon Raglan.
My daddy was black.
My daddy was Polo.
My daddy was Polo.
Hey, Touche, Ntex.
Touche.
I'm not even joking around.
And then, by the way, some people are like, greatest IP2 debut in history.
It kind of was because it was great content.
And then, like, all of a sudden, because all the people were giving baked and Casey and Demon Andy shit, they were like, man, go find Lolz, man.
He's being pursued by the cops and shit like that.
And then fucking dumbass Demon Andy, if you want my opinion, that's why Demon Andy left the fucking RV because he's the one that gave the position on fucking Lolz because he was out there, man.
I'm going to go over here because I'm a fucking stupid fucking white privileged fucking dope head fucking idiot.
I don't need nothing.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I don't like Demon Andy.
I think he's a fucking overrated piece of shit.
And he should stay, you know, working at the Walmart or whatever the fuck he fucking works at and just stay there and go shoving up his ass.
Hell yeah.
Ghost is Johnny Bolton.
Who the fuck is Johnny Bolton?
Is that Johnny Boston?
Don't compare me to that piece of shit.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
A noble savage.
Great to see you.
I'm glad that the corruption and diseased minds of the globalist loyalists are being exposed at a grand scale.
I hope you're not going to be able to do it.
Enjoy this UGIO skit, as Trump has many constitutional TRAPs.
You're damn right.
Thank you, Noble Savage.
Another one, my Kaiser.
Stealing up many.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, I am glad that I was able to see that.
And if y'all didn't see the Washington, D.C. stuff that Lowell's was doing, he was there when the Proud Boys were going around Washington, D.C. at night looking for Antifa and, you know, to implement disciplinary action.
Eventually, he got with Gucci's and Gucci's, you know, Gucci's Gucci.
Excuse me, you see how I said Gucci's?
You know, I just wanted to kind of throw up.
She's kind of a strange broad.
And, you know, he, I don't know why he was messing with her.
Still didn't get no poon.
And even if you did want to, you gotta, you gotta watch out, man.
I don't know.
I just, I don't know, man.
I'm not a big fan of Gucci's either.
Can we get to the next video, please?
I mean, I think that sometimes Gucci's is a funny chick, but then she, like, takes it overboard and wants to.
I don't know, man.
That's a trust fun baby with a lot of problems.
Let's just put it that way.
Nintendo Gaming Disappointment00:03:17
All right.
Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu dropped a $20.20 bucker and said, this needs to be the first game you play on stream.
All right, let's take a look at this.
All right.
Because, you know, look, I want to be honest with you.
I do want to like game, you know, because I know that's very popular amongst streaming, et cetera.
I just don't like fucking gaming, dude.
I don't like playing video games.
I used to like them, man.
But now I get, let me explain this.
At first, in this modern, like, new twist in gaming that you're finding when it comes to people like playing games in popularity, it seems like the more simple that you have the game, the more popular it is.
Like Among Us, fucking, what's that other fucking Animal Crossing?
All these other that fucking jelly bean game.
All those fucking games are just so fucking simple.
And they're becoming so popular.
And I think that that, in my opinion, I get that.
I understand that because I can't really, I can't really get some of these games that are so integral.
And you got to do this, you got to do that.
I mean, I like the classics Nintendo.
Okay.
And once Nintendo turned to Super Nintendo, that was a big disappointment.
I thought Nintendo had better than that than Super Nintendo.
So that's when I became a lifelong Sega appreciator, buyer, bought their gaming systems, bought their games, etc.
And the reason I did, because they were better games, you know, the graphics was a little better, the songs were a little better, etc.
And that's what I appreciated.
And Nintendo, dude, they've been able to fucking sell people cardboard for $100 as a periphery.
They've been able to just do the most unbelievable things that I just can't believe that people consume.
And I honestly believe it's the fucking anime and all that fucking Japanese animations that has hypnotized these fucking idiots because I can't believe what fucking Nintendo has been able to persuade people to do.
I just, I can't believe it.
But anyway, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, I do appreciate it and I will consider it when it comes to like playing a game on stream.
So let's go ahead and go to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu's video, shall we?
Let's see.
1943.
Detailed information from the Manhattan Project was stolen from Los Alamos.
You know what, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, you're not the only one that's been saying this.
But from what I've gathered from the gameplay of Black Ops Cold War, is that it's not necessarily what's being advertised in this trailer.
It's a little bit disappointing.
But let me continue.
Ronald Reagan American Hero00:07:59
Spy known as Perseus.
1968, Vietnam War.
Viet Con soldiers orchestrated by Perseus attempted to steal an American-made nuclear race from a U.S. firebase.
That's all I gotta say.
Five days ago, while on a mission, we acquired intel that Perseus is in play again and planning an attack on the West.
Perseus, the CIA's analysts consider him to be the single largest threat to the free world.
Mr. Hudson, we're all aware of Perseus.
We're also aware he's more myth than fact.
I mean, personally, I think he's nothing more than the Russian boogeyman.
General Haig, want me to introduce the man as suitable response.
And by the way, I'm glad that whoever, I'm assuming this is a CIA operative, is talking to a general.
I am disappointed in the caliber of generals that we have had within the past 20 years.
Because to me, it seems that most generals that are put in the position of integral power, like joint chiefs of staff and in things of that capacity, in which they can make decisions to send thousands of young men to die, I'm starting to believe that these are all a bunch of paper-pushing bureaucrats.
And the way that many of the generals have showed their ass in the Trump administration, it makes me wonder what the fuck is leading our fucking troops right now.
All right.
I mean, look, General Mathis, or what's his name, Mattis.
General Mattis, we thought was going to be in there, be a bulldog and shit.
This guy was just sitting on a stub, not doing a goddamn thing on the chicken switch, wanting to do globalist agenda.
You know, when Trump signed the executive order that, hey, look, we want to eliminate transgendered as being a part of the military in the context of that.
This is what happens.
Let me tell you what happens when it comes to the transgender thing.
Whenever somebody enters the military, it is known that now, while you're in the military, you can be like, I want to be trans.
And because of Obama and Biden at the time, you can legally be trans and use the military's resources to help you be trans and facilitate you to be trans and that sort of thing.
But when you do, when you say that you want to be trans, you're not out there in the front line.
They eliminate you from being anywhere and they put you at a desk job.
And that is what's happening to our military thanks to Obama.
I mean, take a look at John Kelly.
John Kelly, another disappointment of a fucking general for Christ's sake.
A globalist fucking disgusting shill.
I mean, I could continue on and on about these generals.
I mean, they're no longer like badasses like General Patton that have actually been to war.
And not only are they, they've gone to war when they're in the midst of fucking commanding thousands of troops.
They're going to be there on the front lines while the war is going on.
Sorry, go ahead.
Thank you, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Go ahead.
CIA Clintes and Special Officer Russell Adler.
He's one of the few people who even come close to capturing Perseus.
Mr. Adler, why should we take this Perseus threat seriously?
You don't have to, sir.
Yeah, then a lot of innocent people are going to die.
Why do you say that?
Sir, every time Perseus has come into play, it's shifted the balance of the Cold War.
After 13 years of silence, if he's active, something big is going to happen.
Something that will affect the free world.
By the way, I...
President that was Reagan.
I thought this was this guy right here.
Hold on, that guy in the back right there was Jim Baker.
Mr. President, this is Jason Hudson and Russell Adams.
I know their names.
Who do you think approved their last mission?
Is the threat real?
Yes, sir.
We believe it is.
Can you stop Perseus?
We can, sir.
I've already submitted the requisition for my team.
Sir, their requests are highly irregular.
Most likely illegal if the press gets old.
What the hell are you talking about?
You know who we are?
Every mission we go on is illegal.
Sergeant Woods, plausible.
That was black operations.
We're talking about preventing an attack on the free men and women of the world.
Give Mr. Adler whatever he wants.
Gentlemen, you've been given an important task.
Protecting our very way of life from a great evil.
There is no higher duty.
There is no higher honor.
And while few people will know of your struggles, rest assured, the entire free world will benefit.
I know you won't fail us.
Call of Duty Black Ops, November 13th.
Well, let me tell you something, man.
First of all, Ronald Reagan, and I want to reiterate this, is an American hero because these guys attempted to try to desecrate his name, eliminate, just like they're doing now, just like how YouTube and all the Silicon Valley oligarchs are out here attempting to stop people from actually expressing their views, etc.
That's what happened to Ronald Reagan.
There was a communist infestation in Hollywood, and it was a big deal.
You can read about it, etc.
And Ronald Reagan was always an anti-communist.
He hated communism.
And as a result, what ended up happening is that Hollywood banished him and basically took his income right from under him.
And then his wife, Jane Wyman, Jane Wyman fucking left him and he was just kind of, they tried to fucking disgrace him and take away his will and demoralize him, etc.
And Ronald Reagan was able to pull through all that and still remain staunchly anti-communist and be able to become the governor of California and ended up becoming the president of the United States.
And he was an anti-communist.
He's the guy that brought down the fucking iron curtain of not just the Berlin Wall, but the Soviet Union.
And we could talk about that all night long, but I don't want to talk about that now, dude.
Shekels can be.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
3 hours, 49 minutes, 40 seconds.
Best Luls clip.
Also, the best and most simple game is called Black Lives Splatter.
Iron Curtain Berlin Wall Fall00:10:56
Guess what it is about?
A yoke.
Shekles can be even more.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Don't know if you take SoundCloud links or not.
This is some more chiptune shit.
The 90s was the golden era of video games.
I hate the new consoles, so I permanently migrated to PC.
Take a smoke with me, Cheers.
I definitely will, dude.
She goes, especially when the best.
Sega Genesis is the best.
Start at one o'clock, ghost.
Got some good shit for you here.
Memories for me.
This is a classic meme straight out of 2006 and earlier.
All right, man.
Take a smoke with me, too.
Thank you very much.
I'll take a smoke with both of you.
So let me go ahead and do that.
All right, where are we at?
Here we go.
Let me go ahead and take a smoke with both of you.
Cheers to you all that just donated, man.
Thank you very much.
And especially to, you know, the Sega Dreamcast or Sega Dreamcast.
Sega Genesis is the best.
Unparalleled aesthetics.
Kaiser Split Dick.
You guys, cheers to you, man.
And yet, text, man.
Cheers to you.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, too.
That's what.
Anyway, we're going to go to the next video.
Oh, shit.
The next video is by somebody by the name of Memories.
And Memories said, back when trolls put in effort, huh?
Back when trolls put in effort.
All right, is everybody ready?
Memories with this one.
And let's see what Memories has in store for us here, man.
Let's old school.
Oh, old school TCR.
Does everybody remember these days?
The golden age.
Let's listen.
Let's go ahead.
Once again, I want to tell everybody, please, prepare yourself.
Prepare yourself for some potential prank calls up in here because I can already sense that we're going to get some disgusting, despicable scoundrels, for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take some calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We have area code 478.
What do you think about magic underpants or ghost, baby?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
What the hell are you doing?
Oh, we just, you know, we sitting here, we chilled at church.
It's the 50th anniversary of the church's opening, so we have a special Tuesday.
Memories!
But you're at the church right now?
How the hell?
Why are you at church right now?
You're a disgusting degenerate that, you know, smokes marijuana and hates the government.
I mean, what makes you so pious?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Here comes a collection plate.
Grab that 50.
Yeah, good job.
All right, I'm going to come from the collection, Blake.
What are you talking about?
What you talking about, Ghost?
That money's there for the needy.
You know, with Mother's Day and everything, my EBP is fed down.
I have no money.
I got no food in the fridge.
You know, that's what that money's there for, ghosts.
Just to help the needy.
All right, all right.
Did we get it?
All right.
What are you calling?
What's the point here?
Why are you calling from church?
How can you?
Oh, I'll just watch it.
These niggas, they can sing it.
They sing it so well, ghost.
I thought I would spread it to the community.
Y'all need Jesus in your life.
I'm actually, you know what?
I'm not.
I got my 50.
You know what I'm saying?
I got my 50 bucks.
I'm about to walk out the front door.
Me and Pookie are about to go grab a sack, ghost.
Oh, Jesus.
Get this shit, son of a bitch.
Get this blasphemous piece of crap up.
Jesus Christ, did you hear that stupid sorry sack of soulless crap?
He's going into a Pentecostal churches and ripping off of the freaking collection plate.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ, do you see what's happening here in America, folks?
Do you see what give me the back do you see?
Did you hear that for yourself, folks?
This is the new junkyard America that has been implemented within the past four years, thanks to Barack Obama.
Individuals like this that have no shame from collecting the government entitlements, that have no shame from stealing from pious people, that have no shame at all for Christ's sake.
This is the basis of American society.
And why is it so hard for you idiots to contemplate this through your thick, disgusting, stupid, soulless ants?
It's beyond me.
I hear you, man.
I mean, I've stopped trying to figure out what's going on in those disgusting, despicable noggins for Christ's sake.
But good God, this is the new junkyard America that we're living in, for Christ's sake.
This is the new shitbag America.
And coming soon, if Joe Biden steals out that shit.
That's a disgusting display of just ignorance, thievery, ghettoism, ungratefulness, muterism.
I mean, Jesus.
thing out of my face!
I knew something like this was going to happen, man.
I knew it.
I knew it.
It's a freaking Taco Tuesday, man.
Taco, Taco Tuesday.
It's a freaking.
It's a freaking Taco Tuesday, man.
Enough of this.
I don't want to go through this again, man.
This is why I don't come up on this broadcast on a frequent basis, man.
Still the same.
I mean, we've got serious issues to be discussing here in America.
I mean, we're in a 2012 presidential campaign.
Hell, still the same way.
God, I'm going to take one more caller.
Still the same way.
And if they act a fool, we're moving on to something else.
I'm not going to sit over here and be made a fool out of anymore, man.
You understand that?
I'm not going to be made a fool out of out here.
Damn right.
And you know what?
I'm not going to be made a fool out of.
All right?
I'm not going to be made a fool out of, you son of a bitch.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What is this, Anon?
Cell phone companies have joined in the censorship.
I am unable to send the Donald.win link in SMS I have at NT and my wife has a different carrier.
I tried sending her a text and it wouldn't go through.
Are you serious?
She's can be even dearer, friends, especially when there are many, many of them.
Take a toke to this one.
Take a toke, cause up in smoke is where I'd be.
All right, let's take a look at this.
I gotta take a look at what thank you, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Let me go ahead and take a look at what Andon is talking about.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Look at this.
Look at how serious this is.
you see this?
Do y'all see this?
Welcome to the world here.
Do you understand?
Welcome to the new world that we're living in in this fucked up fucking clown world America.
What did I tell y'all?
All right.
That's why, pause this.
That's why I went through the entire press conference of Rudolph Giuliani and the Trump team when it comes to election fraud because no mainstream media even covered it.
And I know there was a bunch of jerk-offs fanning their nuts saying, but I'm telling y'all right now, this is why this is this serious.
And you people need to realize if you don't stand up, then silence is consent.
And this is going to be the law of the land at some point because you people were too dickless to stand up for the Constitution.
Play it.
They're not sending them.
They're not sending them.
This is how bad this is getting.
Do you understand?
This is how bad this is getting, dude.
Welcome.
Welcome to the machine.
All right.
Welcome to the machine is all I got to say.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
I hope that y'all people need to understand that there was definitely election fraud.
I have given you the proof.
I went through the whole press conference and I showed you all that the people that own these voting machines, Dominion is a Canadian company, and SmartMatic is owned by Venezuelans that aided Hugo Chavez in taking entire control of the Venezuelan government.
And this is what is now in charge on the at least voter machined end of the voter fraud on top of all the mail-in bullshit, which is unprecedented.
Mail-in ballots are unprecedented for a presidential election.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Yu-Gi-Oh Card Deck Strategy00:15:43
I don't want to get into a tirade.
Let's get to the next.
Noble Savage requested this one, and Noble Savage said the following.
He said, Good morning, ghosts.
Great to see you.
I'm glad that the corruption and disease minds of the globalist loyalists are being exposed at a grand scale.
Enjoy this Yu-Gi-Oh skit.
Yu-Gi-Oh! skit.
As Trump has many constitutional traps.
All right, let's take a look at it.
I'm willing to take a look at it.
By the way, cheers to Noble Savage.
He donated a $30 bill on that one.
So let's go ahead and take a look at this.
All right, wait a minute.
I thought this was going to like, I don't know, use Yu-Gi-Oh! as a means of trying to say the outs that are.
Anyway, let's continue.
Noble Savage donate a $30 bill on this one.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Who are you?
I was sent here by Rainbow to fight the worms or something.
Rainbow?
I've never heard of that.
Are you associated with the worm pests?
I guess by calling the worm pests, you must be one of the ally of justice.
Look, can you tell me where the forbidden realm list is at?
I'm supposed to beat my friend to go watch a movie or something.
You will not call me you fuzzy worm.
Be prepared to be exterminated.
Wait, I'm not here to fight you.
Fight?
No, we'll duel each other, of course.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Okay.
You guys are kind of weird in this world, too.
Is this Groo Poop or something?
Okay, looks like I'll be starting first this time.
Oh, this is a YouTube Ally of Justice is one of the worst archetypes in the game.
As long as I don't use any Light type monsters, I should be fine.
I summon Flame Tiger and set two cards face down.
Yeah, he's trying to play aggressive.
The best decks are defensive, all right?
Phase.
Drawing one card from my deck.
Wait for standby phase.
Entering main phase one.
You know, you don't really have to announce all of the phases like that.
Usually people only announce those if they need to for a card effect or something.
Noted, it would probably piss off the viewers if I did that the whole duel anyway.
I activate Foolish Burial.
I chain Macro Cosmos to your Foolish Burial.
All cards that would go to the graveyard are now removed from play instead.
I chain MST to your Macro Cosmo to destroy your card.
Yeah, you see that defensive deck from this robot fucking rocket queen machine rapist, whatever this is.
That effect from ever taking place, and allow my foolish burial to resolve.
Oh wow, that's surprising.
Rainbow was so bad, I just kinda assumed you'd be pretty much the same.
Yeah, okay, uh, my Cosmos is destroyed.
I send blow up bulbs.
Because you're an offensive player and you collected all the offensive cards thinking that you're some big shit.
It's defense, asshole.
Directly from my deck to the graveyard.
Next, I activate Instant Fusion to summon Elder Entity Norden and use its effect to bring back Blow Up Bulb from the Graveyard.
Okay, I'll chain Solemn Strike to the effect of your Norden, which both stops his effect and destroys it.
No matter, for my computer brain that is far beyond the level of your mindless dumbworm brain has already thought of another countermeasure to your countermeasure.
Behold, I summon Ally of Justice Quarantine and activate Blow Up Bulb's effect from the Graveyard.
And then I'll synchro summon both my Blow Up Bulb and Ally of Justice Quarantine to bring out the best card in my deck.
Ally of Justice Catastro.
I'll be honest with you, I was 100% expecting you to play some kind of crappy, pure Ally of Justice deck.
I did not expect a full, legit synchro spam deck.
But of course, as much as I hate to admit it, the Allies of Justice are not very good at bringing out their best cards on their own.
Now I'll have Catastra attack your Flame Tiger.
Luckily for you, Katasta's effect will activate, which allows it to immediately destroy any card it battles which is not done.
You see that?
Defensive decks, alright?
You know, fucking Yu-Gi-Oh! players.
That's why I'm saying I fucking owned a lot of decks.
Like, look, we'd be playing for decks here.
I mean, like, look, you know, winner takes deck.
Anyway, never mind.
Up type, meaning no battle calculation takes place and spares your life points.
Well, thanks for that explanation.
But I summon Rescue Rabbit and use its effect to bring out two white tigers from my deck.
Then, I exceed summons into number 30, Acid Golem of Destruction.
Next, I activate Standoff.
Standoff.
What does that card do?
That card is not in my database.
Really?
It must be a pretty crappy computer then.
It is a very unconventional card.
I'll give you that.
What it does is allow me to choose two cards on the field and then negate both of their effects, making them immune to all other card effects, while at the same time making it so neither can be.
Now, this is getting out of this is this is ridiculous.
Question: If your card can't be destroyed by battle and is unaffected by card effects, how am I supposed to get rid of it?
Um, that's kind of the point.
You're not.
Alternative question: The card text seems to imply that the secondary effects only apply if both cards remain on the field.
If I were to remove my own catastro, would that then allow me to remove your card?
Well, the card's effects will be negated permanently, but you're right, if you do manage to remove your cataster, my card will lose its battle and affect immunity.
Alternative question: If the government fails, that's why you gotta pay a lot of money for some of these cards.
So, you know, you can if you ever find some idiot who's uh, you know, uh, you can tell he has a pretty good deck.
You know, you want to get some of these cards that are very rare so you can be like, oh, yeah, well, take the moon landing to appease the masses.
Why do they not hide the fact that they are all in fact lizard people?
Okay, you were kinda sounding smart there for a second.
I'm starting to get the impression that you might have a few screws loose or something.
Typical response from Worm Trash.
Always trying to deny the truth.
Um, okay, it's your turn.
Alright, I activate Monster Reborn and target my Elder Entity Norden.
Then use its effect to also bring back Glow Up Bulb from the Graveyard.
Then I use Norden Catastra and Glow Up Bulb to synchro summon into Ally of Justice decisive armor.
Since my Catastra was removed from the field in a way that didn't destroy it, your acid golem of destruction is now no longer immune to destruction, and I attack it with decisive armor who has 300 more attack.
Then I set a card face down during my main phase 2 and end my turn.
You scum.
Well, that kind of screwed over the plan I had for this deck.
On to my backup plan, I guess.
During my draw phase, you're a fucking offensive player and you're a baguette.
And you think that, hey, I'm gonna be aggressive because I'm a little bit of a nerd.
And then when somebody with a defensive deck is like, look, we'll play for decks, alright?
Winner takes deck.
I'll tell you that right now, man.
I fucking.
Anyway, never mind.
Divate Flame Tiger's effect from the graveyard to special summon it.
Then I'll normal summon Megalosmasher X and use the two cards to exceed summon into Dark Rebellion XYZ Dragon.
Oh no, a dark type monster who can boost its attack to ridiculous amounts.
Even if I bring out another catastrophe, I can't use its effect to destroy it.
Exactly.
Now I use Dragon's Effect to cut your decisive armor's attack in half and gain that much attack permanently, boosting my attack to 4150, which I'll then use to destroy your decisive armor.
And end my turn.
Ma'am, this situation would totally scare me if I didn't have Dark Hole in my hand.
That's right!
And with that, I end my turn.
Alright, now I'm relying on top decks.
This isn't good.
Ah, I got nothing.
Your turn.
Not so fast.
During your end phase, I activate Scapegoat and summon for Sheep Token.
Now it's my turn.
I summon Spore and then use Spore and all 4 Sheep Token to Synchro Summon into Ally of Justice Cataster and attack directly.
The one card you had which might give me a moment of pause is already in the graveyard.
And according to my data, most players don't run more than one copy of non-crucial XYZ cards in their extra deck.
Meaning I don't have to worry about another big rebellion dragon coming out to give me a hard time.
Your chances of coming back from this are slimmer than those flat earth deniers proving to me that the moon is not a hologram.
Wait, you think the moon is a hologram?
Can you prove it's not?
Never mind, I don't want to get into this.
It's my turn, right?
Yes, take your last turn, fuzzy worm.
Okay, I draw.
Oh, thank god.
I summon Rescue Rabbit and use his effect to bring out two Megalo Smasher X's from my deck.
Then I use them both to exceed summoned into Bahama Shark.
Then I use Bahama Shark's effect to bring out another acid golem straight from the extra deck.
How this proves you have the intelligence of a stupid worm.
Did you not know that acid golem can't even attack if it doesn't have any XYZ material attached to it?
so you can no longer special summon, so you can't.
Whoever made this is like, you know, they're playing at competition level, you know?
Trank it up.
And on top of that, you take 2,000 points of damage during your standby phases for just controlling it now.
You've basically given me the win with this classic blunder.
It's obvious you've never watched Rick and Morty.
You're right.
It is a really bad card to have.
That's why I'm going to give it to you.
I activate Creature Swap.
Both players must choose one card to give to their opponents.
And since you only have one card in the field, you have no choice but to give me your cataster.
While you get the terrible acid golem, as you just said.
Oh no, for a play like this, you must have watched at least three episodes of Rick and Morty.
You are much smarter than the average worm.
And with this, I'll end my turn without attack.
It matters not.
My deck has a few ways to turn even this situation around.
And I still have up to three more turns to draw one of my outs before my life points run out.
I draw.
And take 2,000 points of damage due to acid golem's effect.
Yes, yes, and take 2,000 points of puny worm damage.
I then set a monster face down in defense mode and another card in my back row.
It's your turn.
Alright, I draw a card.
Looks like I got the combo piece for my plan A strategy.
I summon the Inaba White Rabbit in attack mode and use its effect to attack directly.
Which puts your life points under 2,000.
And then I end my turn.
Oh no, how can this be?
I thought I had one more turn.
But if I don't draw and out and use it during my draw phase, I lose.
No, this would have turned everything around.
And you take 2,000 points of damage during your standby phase, which means I win.
Error.
Error.
I have seen the error of my ways.
One who duels as smartly as you could never be one of those stupid vermin of a worm.
You see, that's what I was trying to tell you this whole time.
What the?
What is this?
Is this one of your people's machines?
No, I'm afraid not.
This is a worm spaceship.
It looks like we have caught the alley of justice, Catastor.
Alright, what is this?
What is this?
You filthy worms.
I won't stop, until I've hunted you all to extinction.
Quiet, you f- Oh.
Oh, shit.
You guys aren't playing around.
Oh, and who are you?
Colluding with the filthy machines of justice?
You're obviously not one of them.
Uh, I just met the guy.
I'm actually just trying to find my friends and go watch a movie.
Huh?
Is that really the best lie you've got?
Oh, they could have built it at the final thing.
Could have ended.
Okay, boys.
Execute the little rat.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
How about we settle this matter through a duel?
Oh, a duel, you see.
Yeah, we duel with a children's card game.
And if I win, you let me go.
You really think I'd agree to such terms?
You have to swear leverage to force me to accept the challenge.
You probably think I'd even up the ante and bed the command of my spaceship from the match too, didn't you?
Um, wow.
Well, you'd be correct.
We shall settle this matter with a die.
Men, prepared to do it.
All right, we almost died.
We're almost done.
We're almost done.
Trapped aboard a worm spaceship.
Will he be able to defeat the worm king and gain control of it?
Or will he lose and be killed like an aster?
Find out next time on Rescue Count is Missing.
Rescue Rabbits Adventures.
That was a series.
That was a fucking series.
Give me a fucking break, dude.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
15 and a half inches of pure imagination said, I texted the Donald Notwyn to my brother, and unless they shadow censored me, it went through.
My cell service is through ATT.
So obviously the person, you know, was being shadow censored, which is, I think, is very interesting.
So thank you, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
And Vitalik Dakoff Petrovich said, I just went on Twitter to find out I share a birthday with this absolute piece of trash, Joe Biden.
And people are actually saying, happy birthday, Mr. President.
Can you say happy birthday and tell me how much you love me to make me feel better?
Ghosty?
No, I won't.
First of all, you're a goddamn rooski.
And secondly, I don't even know who the fuck you are.
All right, you could be some fucking dumbass troll that's just trying to get some attention and be like, I want him.
I'm going to make him.
I'm going to control him.
And he's going to say happy birthday to me.
Anyway, the reason that we actually went through that whole video is because Noble Savage donated a $30.30 for that one.
So, you know, that's why we went through the whole one.
Anyway, let's get to the next video.
This next video was requested by, and cheers to Noble Savage, by the way.
This next video was requested by Kaiser Splitnick.
Romney Prank Call Video00:14:48
Another one by Kaiser Split Dick up in here.
He didn't even say anything.
Hold on.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Kaiser Split Dick.
Are you kidding me?
Put the PC shot on.
Kaiser Split Dick said nothing.
Take a listen to this.
Take a look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
Make a fucking dick.
The first date.
You scared the rape a bitch.
I can't relate.
She let me in the house.
Nobody's safe.
Now past the plate.
Right, rape.
She let me text her.
Won't let me touch her.
She said she can't fuck.
I'm like her brother.
Kick down the dough unannounced while she lay on the couch.
I give the fuck this your house.
Place that crotch on my mouth.
Rape, on the first fucking date.
Rape, rape.
Rape, rape.
Put that pussy on my motherfucking face.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Hey, okay.
Kaiser Split Dick.
All right, man.
We get it, dude.
All right.
I mean, good God.
And I had no idea that Metacore had anything to do with that song, old Metacore.
And by the way, man, I hope Metacore is doing all right.
I know he's got the big casino, and it really sucks, man.
He's not very old, and you know, sucks, dude.
So cheers to you, there, Metal Core.
And I hope that you're doing well.
And cheers, man.
All right.
All right.
Who else we got?
We got Yen Text.
Yen Text in the house.
And Yen Text said three hours, 49 minutes, 40 seconds.
Best Lol's clip.
Also, the best and most simple game is called Black Live Splatter.
Guess what it is?
Ayo.
All right, let's take a look at this.
All right, Yen Text.
And let me see if I it's already queued up to the all right.
I got to go to three hours, 49 minutes.
Let's go ahead and do that.
Three hours and 49 minutes.
I haven't seen this.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Three hours, 49 minutes.
Oh, no, it's three hours of 49.
I hear you.
I get it.
I get it.
I thought you were going to tell me.
You want me to put it at three hours and 49?
Is that it, Yen?
Three hours and 49.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Here it is.
All right.
Here it is.
All right.
All right.
Let me get it.
Let me get it.
We'll get it like this.
All right.
Here it is.
Three hours and 49 seconds into this.
Okay.
And he wanted me to do it.
All right.
Thank you, Yen Text.
Cheers to you, dude.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what Yen Text wanted us to take a look at.
Three hours and 49 seconds.
I actually put it at three, which you wanted me.
Three hours.
Where are you?
Three hours, 49 minutes and 40 seconds.
All right, let me go ahead and get it.
I'm at a little bit more than that.
I'll go three hours and 49 minutes and 30 seconds.
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Yen text.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it goes.
You sat on your phone and mapped on that girl all night.
Just tell them you're selfish and horny.
I was streaming.
Sorry, I didn't know where they went.
This is Johnny Boston.
All right.
And by the way, this is Johnny Boston, who is some kind of viewer that turned streamer because he volunteered to get on all these RVs and shit.
So that's what if you're looking at him, like, why is this bald Uncle Fester wrinkled so much in the face?
It looks like he came out from the rain.
I mean, you know, that's him.
All right.
All right, man.
What's that?
Take your stupid chat.
Everyone needs to get some sleep.
We got to figure out how far get to Dallas.
Dallas isn't that far.
As soon as this guy wakes up, we should be able to get through Dope's driving.
Don't forget.
Dope's driving.
Dope.
Sorry to bother you.
In a couple hours, you want me to drive to Dallas?
Huh?
Is it really 10 again?
No, in a couple hours of 10 drive?
Cool.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh wait a minute I wrong time.
Two hours, not three.
All right.
I was going to, I was wondering, dude.
All right.
Yentext told me in the here it is.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What the fuck?
Wrong time, dude.
I meant two hours, not three.
Yeah, it said three hours, dude.
Okay, we'll go two hours, 49 minutes, and 40 seconds.
Thank you for hooking that up.
All right, let's go do two hours.
Sorry about that.
Two hours.
And it did say three hours, dude.
So it's two hours, 49 minutes and where is it?
49 minutes and 40 or 39 or 49 minutes and 40 seconds.
Here it is.
There it is.
All right.
Yen text.
I was wondering.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Yeah, then.
Good luck walking without me.
No, we're going to do this, dude.
No, I'm down here.
We're going.
Hey, we're going down here today.
We're going to fucking hell is what it feels like.
No, no, we went your way.
I could have crossed the street, baby.
This fucking guy.
We got 1400.
You're trolling and you're not drunk.
You think I'm not drunk?
You're fucking out of your mind.
Bro.
Bro.
We just, bro.
Dude.
Says the fucking retard that goes into dumpsters for content.
And by the way, stop speeding.
If you're fucking listening, fuck you.
I hope you OD on meth, you stupid, dumb fucking Larry from the three stooges looking motherfucker.
Seriously, you stupid, dumb fucking black bitch cuck.
You fucking dumb fuck.
I sincerely hope that you fucking OD.
You're a piece of fucking low-grade disposable road trash.
And the best you could culminate in your life is being a refugee pubic hair inspector.
But that ain't happening for you, you fucking idiot.
Anyway, play the rest.
Hey, hey, stop.
Stop, son.
We just got liquor now.
I've been pounding the liquor we just got.
I know you have.
So chill out.
Bro, you think I'm faking, bro?
I'm lit.
I'm lit Romney.
Hey.
But I think we're having a great stream.
We got, hey, we're at somebody's house.
Come on.
What are y'all doing, you idiots?
I don't know.
Let's get up, bro.
Let's try this.
I don't remember what I'm saying.
We get to walk on the highway.
Look, hey, time out.
Time out.
I gotta get chat caught up.
Yeah, let's make sure Chat's good.
I don't learn.
Chat up.
Hold on.
Read the donations too.
Let's do it in the person's backyard.
I don't, I don't.
Hey, come on.
My feet hurt.
Oh, whoa, whoa, I'm going to chop your feet.
Whoa, What the fuck?
Listen.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're just standing here all day, or what's going on?
They say we're trespassing.
Oh, you know what?
This fucking stop speeding's got a lot of nerve when everybody has to put up with him when this fucking guy's drunk and throwing up on himself and pissing on himself and mething out.
I fucking hate this waste of life stop speeding, dude.
He's a piece of shit.
And you can tell him I said that.
Come on, let's go.
Bro, hey, bro, bro.
I'm so lit.
Put your cigarette down.
Hold my fucking bottle.
Nope.
You don't get to hit the bottle anymore.
And you lost your bottle privileges.
Bro, I need.
Hey, I need you.
Just real quick one hit just for me.
Just amicion baby hit.
Come on, let me hit it.
Are we at the Napoleon rag land?
Napoleon ragland.
Baby hit, baby.
You don't know what a baby hit is.
Oh, man.
Dude, just go ahead and finish it so we don't have to drink it.
It's about both of us.
Let's go ahead and finish it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, both, but you don't need anything.
All right, liquor's gone.
Hey, come on.
He just threw it away.
We gotta go get it now.
You gotta hit it.
It's empty.
Come on man Joe Biden come on man Joe Biden Hey, I can play it straight.
Hey, you know you can't stay right here until they pass Stay right here until they pass we're waiting on these cars to go Hey, bro.
Please don't fall.
Bruh, bro, hey.
Bruh, bruh.
Hey, can I tell you something?
No.
I'm basically Blade Lit Romney right now.
You're on a hole.
Lit Romney on the cars to pass.
Please blade is on a couch.
He doesn't make you walk five minutes away.
Hey, babe, babe.
At least Blade's on a couch.
Hey, between you and me and 1400 people.
Hey, between you and me and 1400 people, I'm Lit Romney right now.
Hey.
Hey, thank you for opening up and telling me that.
Hey, do you have a lighter?
Hey, do you have a lighter?
I've given you two lighters, man.
It's a burnout.
I've given you two lighters, alright?
I've given you two lighters.
Your fucking beard on fire.
No, no, no.
Hey, let's see you go.
You got puke in your beard, by the way.
No, I was puke earlier.
He's got puke still on there, brother man.
He's got puke in his beard.
I'm taking you to the county jail, bro.
No, no, no, no.
Is this the way we're supposed to go?
We're going to the county jail.
Man, come on, man.
I can't do jail until it's safe for society.
No, is this an AV?
Come on.
Hey, is this the way the RV?
Come on.
This guy sounds like a ghetto.
Hey, listen, pull your phone out.
Is this the ghetto capitalist?
It sounds like the ghetto capitalist.
Yeah, sure.
Bro, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You want me to be honest?
Can I tell you something?
Can I be honest where we're going?
I can't be honest with you.
No.
It was the right move to throw the liquor down.
It was the right move to throw the liquor down.
You didn't have to tell me that.
Because I'm Lit Romney, bro.
You want me to be honest with Romney?
You want to know where we're going?
Whoa, I'm falling down.
You're falling hard, brother.
Hey.
There's a highway right here.
Is this the way the RV?
I'm taking you to the psych ward.
You're getting evaluated.
I need it, but we got to get you evaluated.
Is this the way the RV?
You're going to be in the psych ward with Smooth Sanchez.
Bro, what time is it, bro?
Hold on.
Five o'clock somewhere.
It's 7.30.
We need to be at the RV.
You're going to the psych ward with RV.
We need to be.
Hey, we need to be at the RV, bro.
Did the girl leave?
Alright, I'm fucking you up when you wake up.
No, hey.
The girl left.
We're going to do this tomorrow, but hey, you're helping me.
You kept me from falling down.
I'm doing a little bit more than helping.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Is this the way the RV for real?
I'm doing a little more than helping you, bro.
I'm taking you to the RV.
Listen, I'm getting evaluated.
Bro, this is serious.
Is this the way the RV?
Because I don't, bro.
This is a serious answer.
No, no, this is so far away from the RV.
You're going to get evaluated.
Hey, I need it.
Hey, bring it to Sherry Roosevelt.
Napoleon Ragwan.
Is this the way the RV?
Napoleon Ragwind.
I thought we were close.
That's why you don't stop every five seconds.
You can take five.
This is why you don't take shots.
What the fuck am I doing?
My phone's dead, so no more maps.
Ah, man.
But is this the way?
I don't have maps anymore.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait case you take me to your place.
Let's go.
Alright, you're walking.
Hey, where's place to take me to your place?
Get going to the sideboard, brother.
Hey, hey, I need it.
But hey, where's put hey?
Don't worry.
Just go into the cycle.
I'll tell you the cycle.
Hey, you're my nigga.
You're my friend.
You're my nigga.
You're a good guy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'll drink all day.
Let's go get some more liquor.
Can we get some more liquor?
Can we hire you a babysitter?
So I don't know.
No, no, no.
We're going to get some more liquor.
That's what people have to do to you.
Fucking stop speaking.
You're going to get together.
I'll be good on that.
No, we're going to get some more liquor.
I'm okay.
Bro, come on.
This is what they want to see.
Come on.
We're going to be a bitch, bro.
I'm a bitch.
The EU fags are here.
EU fags.
They want to see us go get some more liquor.
You threw that.
They got J-Man.
Hey, they're all good.
Hey, can I be real?
It's not cool for you to throw liquor down like that.
You just told me it was a good idea.
It was a good idea.
There's only one shot left.
No, no, no, no.
There's a half a bottle left.
You could have hit it.
I could have hit it.
You can't hit it.
I'm good on hitting bottles, brother.
Hey, bro, I'm keep tripping.
Hey, I keep tripping on my phone.
Okay.
You need more liquor, right?
You have a grown man holding you on a highway.
You need more liquor.
Will you line another six for me?
I'm good.
No, this one's wet, bro.
Man, this is dry.
Yeah, they are wet.
Hey, we got me another six.
Can I just please guide you to the RV?
Come on, come on, I need that mask in case you go to a liquor store.
What are you even saying?
In case you go to a liquor store, I need this mask.
Yeah, hey, let's go get another bottle.
OnlyFans Tunes Appreciation00:14:21
Yeah.
And then we can die a little bit on the highway.
Yeah.
Is that what you?
Hey, chat.
One, if you want to see us die, two for the RV.
They want to see us die, baby.
Hey, I'll hold on to driving the man.
Hey, man, that's a ghetto capitalist, man.
Phone's not dead.
All right.
Check out.
Hey, holding down the on button.
Nothing's happening.
Hey, will you give me?
All right, we give it a lot of.
Well, it's coming on.
It's on 1%.
My phone's on 1%.
Hey, will you give me a lot of cigarette?
I've given you three fucking lighters.
Are you throwing my lighters away?
No, let's give me a lot of it.
Come on, man.
You gotta give us this cigarette.
Come on.
We gotta.
What a drunkard, dude.
So, like, I used to be a caretaker for mentally disturbed.
They paid me $20 an hour.
Yeah.
What are you paying me?
I give you $20 an hour, hey, bro.
What a drunkard, dude.
Come on, bro.
Just turn on my phone.
Unfortunately, they want to see Best Gore.
They want to see me fall in the hollow.
The best boy.
You got one on your own, brother.
Phone's turning off again.
They want to see the best boy.
No, no, no, no.
Stop speeding.
He's a real nigga.
We go out here and run a bit.
Hell yeah, dog.
You come out here and babysit him.
Fuck, you can.
Hey, we're going to see a lighter.
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Was that a phone call or some shit?
That looks like a text or some kind of bullshit like that.
Oh, no, they're actually on the phone.
This is actually a phone situation here.
Anyway, let's go ahead and just end it there.
And by the way, is the sticker that you guys are posting between the kiss between Lulz and Stop Speeding, they actually did that?
They actually fucking kissed and shit.
I fucking knew that that fucking fruit bowl was a little fruity for Christ's sake.
Hey, what is this?
No-face killer.
Many, many of them.
System of a down is back.
And all it took was Turkey genociding Armenians again.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hey, we got the end text again.
And by the way, Fat Alaska yelling at a mentally ill girl.
Hey, thank you.
Baste or cringe.
You decide.
That's a very good question.
Yeah, paste or cringe.
Baster cringe.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to pause the donos, okay?
That's it.
I'm done with donos for tonight, dude.
I'm almost heading towards the 10-hour mark here in about 10 minutes.
And I still got some fucking donos I got to do.
So, listen, that's it.
I am done for the evening.
I'm going to come back this Saturday, and I'm going to fulfill whatever's left.
But donos are paused.
Donos are paused.
And we're going to fulfill how many more of these?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
I got some donos I got to do.
So, anyway, let's continue here.
We've got Unparalleled Aesthetic is next, okay?
And by the way, once I'm done with the donos, I'll open the chest and see if I have any more lemons that I can even give away.
Unparalleled aesthetics, he said the following: Don't know if you take SoundCloud links or not.
This is some chiptune shit.
The 90s was the golden era for video games.
I hate new consoles, so I permanently migrated to PC.
Take a smoke with me, cheers.
I would like to do so right now, as a matter of fact.
I'll go ahead and take one right now.
Let me take some of this.
Once again, I got a brand new bag from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
He hooked me up with a little bit of this badass weaponized strain of marijuana, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
And it's called Mari Cone.
And this is, I don't know if y'all have ever smoked this shit, but this Mari Cone, it's got a good fucking sweet ass flavor, if I don't say so myself.
Where's my lighter?
All right, here it is.
Cheers once again to Unparalleled Aesthetic that wants me to smoke a little bit.
it is.
Oh man, that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm going to hold it in and hit the brain, baby.
Hit the brain.
All right.
Oh, no, Before we start unparalleled aesthetics, let me exhale here.
All right, all right, all right.
By the way, I'm going to go ahead and drink a little bit more off of the 1.75 liter Chevys.
Let me go ahead and do that.
All right.
Come on, man, man.
I mean, you know, we're drunk in the AM.
All right.
We're already defying social norms.
So cheers to everybody out there who is listening to me.
Cheers, baby.
I wonder if that's why Vermin Supreme gargled.
Y'all remember the Vermin Supreme video we saw earlier?
I wonder if that's why Vermin Supreme gargled because I do that occasionally whenever I take a nice good shot of Scotch.
Anyway, here it is.
And by the way, I got to read some diamonds because people are telling me.
Let me go back.
We've got Woke Millennial.
Cheers to Woke Millennial.
Sancho 13 says Super Nintendo had four times better games than Sega.
Ha!
Are you kidding me?
Noble Savage, time for code talks.
Cheers to Noble Savage.
Texas History Teacher said, Morning, Ghostler.
You are truly a machine.
Cheers.
All right.
Thank you very much.
And cheers to you.
It's good to see you there, Texas History Teacher.
I think you're probably getting upper morning work.
So cheers.
Thank you very much.
And all you people that are donating lemons to try to like screw up my activity feed.
Eat my dick up to your hiccup.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to Unparalleled Aesthetics.
Not video, but we're going to get to his goddamn his chiptunes on SoundCloud.
And I feel like that fucking asshole, what's his name?
That, you know, I'll hear your music, baby, for $150.
I feel like that asshole.
Let's go ahead.
Here it is, Unparalleled Aesthetic, because, you know, he listens to a lot of SoundCloud.
I forgot his name.
The white guy who thinks he's black because he's got fucking, you know, tattoos on his neck and his head and shit.
Yeah, Adam 22, that fucking baguette.
And by the way, if anybody knows Adam 22, tell them I said, fuck you, you fucking fake studio gangster piece of fucking garbage.
All right?
You're a fake fuck.
He's like, yeah, baby, I can put tattoos on my neck, baby.
You look like some fucking asshole that just got ejected from prison after 25 years and was like emaciated by getting fucked in his goddamn colon pipe and all the life that he had was sucked out of his anus.
Anyway, with that being said, I'm sorry.
Let's get the fuck up.
I don't know.
I'm drunk.
I'm drunk.
Let's go ahead and get to Unparalleled Aesthetics video.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
It's a SoundCloud.
Here it is.
Oh, man.
Shiptunes, all right?
Sega Genesis.
Shit Tunes, all right?
And cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics, by the way, man.
I like chiptunes.
It sounds better than MIDI.
I know people are like, you're always talking shit about MIDI, ghost.
MIDI sucks.
This has like a reminiscent audio nostalgia.
You know what I mean?
It was used in a lot of things.
Ship Tunes was using
Bit of chiptunes.
I think this should be only fans.com music.
Right?
Whenever you're like, hey, bitch, I'm going to pay you fucking 12 bucks shit in a cup.
They should be playing some shit.
Never mind.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
Shit a banana out of your ass.
You onlyfans.com whore.
Shit a banana out of your ass.
Then I'll be impressed!
And do it to chiptunes!
I mean, anyway, I'm going to get out.
I don't want to get up on a tirade about OnlyFans, but I think you know what I'm getting at.
I do appreciate you for hooking it up.
I like chiptunes.
All right, and people that are comparing chip tunes to like, hold on, we're not going to hear the next one.
For those of you that are comparing chip's tunes to MIDI, MIDI doesn't compare.
I just think MIDI sounds like trash.
I mean, seriously, MIDI sounds horrible.
And, you know, I just like chip tunes.
Anyway, listen, the only reason I'm bringing up the OnlyFans.com thing is because we have a phenomenon of this in which everybody's got an OnlyFans.com.
Even Chris Brown, who's probably trying to pay on, you know, whatever he can continue to sustain, house, car, whatever, because he's fucking, I don't know, he can't produce good music anymore.
He's gotten OnlyFans, you know, showing, you know, his ding-a-lang, Aaron Carter.
Y'all saw Aaron Carter, right?
You know, I'm Aaron Carter, man.
I'm going to do a fucking lawsuit on IP2 and I specify, man.
Even though he was trying to use, you know, the folks that view live.
Anyway, never mind.
The point I'm trying to make is, is that anybody that has to resort to using an OnlyFans to make a living, you've already sold your soul and you didn't even get anything for it.
You know, at least, you know, some of these fuckers that are rock stars, rap stars, movie stars, when they sell their soul, at least they're like, okay, I'm wealthy.
I'm on the movies.
Everybody loves me.
No, no, you fucking dumbasses are selling your soul, taking a shit in a bucket for a 15 bucker and thinking that, oh, well, all the other women do it.
So that doesn't mean that I'm a whore, okay?
Because it's regular now.
And yeah.
Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to go off of that tirade, but I think that needs to be said.
And I'm sure that everybody agrees with me in here.
Let's get to Sega Genesis is the best, the next video.
And once again, donos are paused.
So don't donate any more videos.
We're going to get done with the ones that we have.
And we're going to be here Saturday, baby.
Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time here, right here, same place, baby.
D-Live.
And I do want to say thank you to D-Live for allowing an avenue.
Now, this could be, and I don't know.
I don't know anything about D-Live or anything.
I just appreciate them hooking us up.
But it could be like Twitter.
I don't know if y'all remember Twitter shoutouts.
When I started taking Twitter shout-outs, Twitter was shit.
Nobody knew Twitter.
And Twitter utilized the Twitter shoutouts thing and everything to maintain interactivity.
They had no problem with us doing what we were doing up until they got so many people in the international community that they were like.
Who gives a fuck about these fuckers?
We already use them.
I'm Jack Dorsey.
I'm going to be the purveyor of what people think is truth and what isn't.
Okay?
Okay.
Twitter Shoutouts Classic Meme00:07:42
But, you know, I'm saying that now.
So whatever happens to us, folks, all right, if we're on D Live, if we're on another platform, we've been banned off a lot of platforms, folks.
We're, I don't know, I'm a dangerous guy or some shit.
I'm a bad guy.
You know, whatever the case might be, you will know where I'm going to be if I'm banned from this platform or others by adding your bookmarks and adding your favorites.
Ghost.report.
That is my official website.
And that's where you're going to know when I'm going to be broadcasting next, where I'm going to be broadcasting.
If, God forbid, something happens on D Live.
But hey, you know, it is what it is.
I've been banned off many platforms, etc.
Ghost.report, please, that's my official website.
And you will know where I'm broadcasting all the time on that website.
That is my only social media.
I have no other social media.
Okay, so anybody claiming to be me on any other social media or any of that shit, bullshit.
They're fucking fake and gay.
Faking gay.
Anyway, let's get to the next video, Doto.
This is Sega Dream.
Excuse me, Sega.
I keep wanting to say Sega Dreamcast.
All right, but it's Sega Genesis is the best.
And they said, start it one minute, Ghost.
Get some good shit or got some good shit for you here.
Memories for me.
This is a classic meme straight out of 2006 and earlier.
Take a smoke with me, too.
Cheers to everyone.
I mean, of course.
I mean, why not?
Let's take another fucking smoke.
Why not?
I'm saying another fucking smoke.
And I'm not going to put some more of this fucking Mari Cohn.
A little bit of flakes.
A couple of flakes in this whole bowl here.
And let's fucking get some shit here.
All right.
I mean, cheers once again to Sega Genesis is the best.
And I do want to remind everybody that we are, you know, donos or paws, okay?
Dono's or pause.
Give me a smoke here.
Here we are.
Alright, here we go.
That's it.
Gotta hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
Let it hit the brain.
Oh, man.
All right, all right.
All right.
Sega Genesis is the best.
He wanted me to start this at one minute.
So let's go ahead and do it.
Sega Genesis is the best.
Play it, baby.
Here it is.
Sonic 6.
There's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like.
But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you are you fucking kidding me, I know what this is.
Feel uncomfortable.
That's no good.
It's yours.
I'm not going to say no.
I'm not saying.
So what do you do?
First, you say no.
Then you get out of there.
Most important, you got to tell someone you trust.
Like your parents, your teacher, a police officer.
Sonic says.
Sonic, they're so slow.
Everyone has to say that.
Sonic says, you are standing in quicksand.
Quickside!
Yikes!
Don't panic!
Move slowly and you'll be okay.
What?
Even you can learn something from a sloth.
From a sloth?
Raise your cross!
Ready?
Sad?
Wait, did you feel that?
There's a treat coming!
Come on, you big coward!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, give me a break.
Get out of here.
I call it a time, but I'd hate to see any of my friends wiped out over some dumb dare.
Play it safe.
Use your head.
Don't end up dead.
Who the fuck wrote these like public service announcements?
Seriously, are you fucking kidding me?
There's that many people playing races on fucking train tracks.
Alright, just play it.
Hold it, little buddy.
The art is way past Cool Tales, but don't use a building for a canvas, cause that's for feet.
Now that's art.
I'm waiting.
A thumb?
Now that's way past art.
I didn't get that thing.
I didn't get that one.
Uh-oh, I think I'm lost.
I gotta find a phone fast.
Operator, I want to call home.
Uh, the number?
Uh.
God, thanks, Sonic.
Okay, that's area code.
You can't call home unless you know your area code and phone number by heart.
Memorize it now.
Don't wait until it's too late.
Oh my god.
This is what Sonic said.
I want a great looking tan like that sunfish over there.
But I'll never get it sitting under this umbrella.
Patience, Tails.
You'll get your tan the right way.
Sunscreen?
This will take all day.
The damage caused by one day.
Oh, you know, by the way, remember that everybody was like, get your sunscreen.
It was all fucking advertised and like sound.
You notice you don't hear that anymore?
Because they found out that sunscreen causes fucking cancer.
Play it.
Burnt can last the rest of your life.
Getting burnt is bad news.
Use sunscreen and don't stay out too long.
Your tan may take a little longer, but it's a zillion times safer.
And wait a minute.
Somebody just told me, somebody just told me that Steve Urkel, Jalil White, is the voice of this Sonic.
I had no fucking idea.
All right, I would have appreciated if Sonic would have broke down and said, do the Urkel!
Do the Erkel.
P. Ew!
That's wasted, you guys.
Nothing like the fresh smell of the forest to clear out the old gray matter.
That's because plants and trees make oxygen in their leaves.
And your body needs oxygen.
You can't run without it.
So if you live in the city, do your lungs a favor.
Plant a tree.
Now, if only chili dogs grew on tree.
And why don't you tell them that what you breathe out is the reason why trees exert oxygen or secrete oxygen?
But no, these climate change idiots are going to have you believe that, well, CO2 is bad for the earth.
It's not fair, even though the fucking trees and the rainforest and all that.
It's nature's natural filter, but they're cutting it all down.
Fucking hypocrites.
Music Great Be Aware Surroundings00:03:09
Boom, boom!
I'll boom boom you, you muscle-bound ape.
What's the big idea?
Boom-boom, gone.
No problem.
I'll find him for you.
The next time, don't wander off without letting your daddy know where you're gonna be.
That goes for you too, pals.
Always tell your folks where you're going, and we'll be back.
Bad things can happen in your life.
That's decent advice.
That's it, you know.
That fleabag fox!
Thanks, Sonic.
Music's great, Tails, but you gotta be aware of your surroundings, too.
Huh?
What'd you say?
Plus, it ruins your hearing if you play it too loud.
We gotta fix that.
Did they just, did they just say, like, look, you don't want loud rock and roll to exude the inner workings of your nervous system now?
So just play it very low, okay?
Okay.
And it'll affect your hearing, too.
Kids, it's Rumbo Dude, the kid's best friend.
He cleans up your room and does all your choice while you're out having fun.
$9.98.
That's got me attached with program tips.
Remote detection kids want to watch wax dispensers and disposable trash bags.
That's read $99.98.
If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably false.
That's great advice.
That is absolutely great advice.
If it seems too good to be true, then it's probably false.
Common sense.
Common sense.
I love reading.
Books can take you to faraway lands and exotic places or show you how to see everyday things in a way cool way.
Too bad some people have a problem learning how to read.
If you know someone that has trouble reading, tell them to ask a teacher or get help at a local library.
Oh, yeah, that'll be good.
All they have to do is ask.
I'll tell you, there's worlds of fun in reading.
Yeah, that'll help them.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Sega Genesis is the best.
Thank you.
I had no idea that Steve Urkel was the voice to this.
But I doubt that anybody that knows how to read could just go to their library and be like, man, I don't know how to read.
And then you're going to have some like old lady and be like, I will teach you how to read.
Come over here, my urban child, and I will show you what your grandmother, what your mother, what your family has refused to show you.
Education Progression State Scores00:03:19
Once upon a time, I mean, bullshit.
Ask a teacher.
You know what a teacher's going to do?
Let me tell you what a teacher's going to do.
If some black fool goes up or black person, this isn't black fool.
I'm sorry.
Black person goes up to a teacher and be like, man, I don't know how to fucking read.
The teacher's going to be like, holy shit.
This is going to affect the test scores that I have to teach these pricks how to pass.
So why don't we diagnose this idiot with fucking learning disability or something so it doesn't count on my scores.
All right.
And that's what happens.
All right.
That's a fact.
That's the truth.
So, yeah, whenever you have these people out here saying, oh, the teachers, they deserve so much respect.
Fuck you.
You want to know what the culmination of public education is?
Take a look at Portland, Oregon.
Take a look at Seattle, Washington.
Take a look at all the liberal hellholes that are Democrat dominated.
I mean, take a look at these people.
That's public education.
People that have no idea how to take care of themselves and that are pissing and moaning like petulant children for shit, for money, for a universal basic income, for welfare, for food stamps.
It's pathetic.
And that's the way the Democrats want everybody.
That's the way the socialists and communists want everybody.
Because the communists and socialists, when they're redistributing all the allocated resources and wealth, they're not going to give you the standard that you believe that is going to happen.
They're going to give you the bare minimum.
Because in a society of collectivism, you have to have the bare minimum for everybody so that you can well distribute the means of production, the natural resources of the country, etc.
So if you think that you're going to get yourself some like badass fucking, like, yeah, I'm going to get a badass house.
I'm going to get a motherfucking Cadillac.
I'm going to get it.
You ain't going to get shit.
If you're making no, and I hate to repeat this, but if you're making no contribution in today's capitalist America, if you're not making a contribution in this society, then you'll be eliminated in a socialist or communist society.
The only way a collective ideology like socialism and communism operates is if everyone that's a part of the state cooperates in the progression of that state.
And if you can't contribute to the progression of that state, then you are either starved to death or shot, killed, or put in a re-education camp, you dumb fucks.
Devil Never Denial Snoop Dogg00:14:39
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm just, you know, I know I talk like this until I'm blue in the face, but of course, you know, it seems like it falls on fucking deaf ears every time I talk about these subjects.
All right, let's go ahead and get.
Hold on, what the fuck did I do?
What is this shit?
Who's next?
Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu is next with another $20, $20 and said, take a toque to this one.
Well, I'm looking at the caption.
I'm looking at what I'm seeing here.
I don't like it.
So I'm just going to take a toque anyway and just, you know, whatever.
I take a toque because up in smoke is where I'd be.
All right, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu requested this.
Cheers to you.
Here it is.
I took a toque.
What is this?
What the fuck?
And what did they?
They japified that Snoop Dogg.
They've jappified Snoop Dogg!
They jappified Snoop Dogg, dude!
I need another drink.
Look, fucking Snoop Dogg is dancing with Anime.
Snoop Dogg is dancing with Anime.
I mean, good thing.
Give me another beer.
Give me more beer.
This is fucking fucked.
Fuck This is fucked up Anima.
They animated Snoop Dogg.
They made an anime Snoop Dogg.
They made an anime Snoop Dogg.
Oh my God.
They made an anime Snoop Dogg for fuck's sake, man.
Is that what fucking Snoop Dogg is down with now?
It's all cool.
He's like, you know, Anime is cool and all that bullshit.
Is that it?
Anyway, that was Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
Of course, you know, as much as he goes into some of these good political videos that he donates, he finds like this fruity ass fucking waifu, fucking melon pan, fucking animified, fucking Snoop Dog shit.
All right, I'm done, dude.
How many more are we?
We got a few more.
God damn it, man.
I'm fucking done.
I just saw a fucking anime, animified Snoop Dogg.
And I'm, dude, where are we in society, dude?
I mean, I think the lockdowns are making like the memes and shit even that much more like fucking worse.
An anima fied Snoop Dogg.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm sorry I didn't take another drink.
I'm sorry.
I have to, you know, just so I can, you know, look at this reality and say, you know, what have I become my sweetest friend?
Everyone I know goes away in the end.
Anyway, thank you, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Can we get to the next video?
This next video is by No Face Killer.
What's up to No Face Killer, by the way?
System of the Down is back, and all it took was Turkey genociding Armenians again.
Well, believe it or not, No Face Killer, many of those members of System of the Down are Armenian, you know, and they've been sympathetic to the Armenian genocide, but I hope who, you know, not all System of the Down members.
There are some Sister of the Down members that were pro-Trump.
That's why they didn't really get together to do another album because you had that fucking lead singer idiot who thinks he's the modern day fucking Yanni or whatever the fuck he is.
He's out here, you know, being like some leftist shithead and saying, oh, if you're pro-Trump, then you don't deserve to be a system of the down fan.
And then you had other members saying, hey, fuck that shit.
All right.
We are pro-Trump, you know, and we accept anybody accepting our music, et cetera.
So, yeah, it's all it took.
They were Armenian.
And I want y'all to know that, you know, liberals are just going to let the Armenian genocide happen.
So, yeah, remember that shit.
All right.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Remember that shit.
And by the way, we have to hold on just a second.
Let me get to this.
We have to just accept it because that's the way it is.
Because this is the new America that we're going to be living in if Joe Biden somehow steals the election.
Once again, we went through at least almost four hours at the beginning of this broadcast proving and going through the evidence that was put forth by Giuliani and his team in the press conference that no one in the media covered.
So I really hope that you all understand that we're up, you know, in a rock in a hard place.
Anyway, new system of the down, courtesy of no face killer.
And look, this is a treat here because I have not heard this song.
Let's go ahead and put it on.
This was released November 5th.
Genocidal humanoids, a system of the down.
Let's do this.
We never run from the devil.
We never summon the devil.
We never heard from the devil.
Beating the devil.
We never run from the devil.
We never summoned the devil.
Okay.
All right.
Terrorists, we're fighting and we're never gonna stop.
This sounds like System of the Down, dude.
Terrorists, we're fighting, and we're never gonna stop.
The boss that goes to prosecute have failed us from the start.
This sounds like System of the Down, dude!
Dude, I'm impressed.
This is System of the Down right here.
Guess who is coming over to me?
And the genocide of humanoid.
Keeping warm and human children.
The pastor still will be destroyed.
Guess who's coming over to me?
The genocide of humanoids.
I gotta live in the DC out of ten.
We never summon the devil.
We never heard from the devil.
We never tears.
Sounds like classic system of a day.
I'm impressed.
I want to be honest with you.
I did not know they released a new song because of the Armenian situation that's happening.
And I know I haven't covered that as of late.
I've been trying to cover a whole bunch of subject matters.
I'll make sure to take a considerable amount of time on Tuesday to talk about what's going on with Armenia and Turkey.
And what did I tell you back in 2016, July of 2016, when Erdogan, the leader of Turkey, made that fake coup on himself?
I told you that he was a fake coup on himself, and his ambitions is to create the Ottoman Empire.
And now, all of a sudden, in 2020, all of you guys that heard me during that live show when the coup was happening, now they're starting to say that Erdogan is trying to create the new Ottoman Empire.
You know, so anyway, cheers to the No Face Killer for donating that.
I am really impressed.
It sounds like classic system of the down.
You couldn't even tell it's new.
Somebody said in the chat room, and I completely agree.
I'm impressed.
I thought that was cool.
So cheers to No Face Killer.
Anyway, this is the last video dono I am doing for this show.
And we've been on for two hours and almost 30, or excuse me, two hours, 10 hours and 30 minutes.
And we're going to go ahead and do this one.
This last one is by Yen Tex.
And cheers to Yentex.
I'm glad that you're listening to us and chilling here with us.
I know that you donate a lot to the other streamers.
And I know that you're an IRL streamer, appreciator, etc.
So cheers to you.
But Yentex said, fat Alaska yelling at mentally ill girl, Baster Cringe, you decide.
I didn't see this, dude.
I don't watch Baked Alaska's content, dude.
I know he's a grifter.
I know that this guy is just a complete piece of shit.
He'll do anything to try to make an easy buck.
And it's really sad that, you know, he was able to do what he did with the RV and, you know, made a lot of money.
And now he's like, you know what?
I'm going to take a couple of week break because I think I made about $25,000.
I think he made more than that, but he made like $30,000, whatever it was, on the RV.
And I feel like taking a break and going out and trying to impress a couple of fucking huas with this big bankroll I got.
And I don't think I'm going to do IRL anymore because it's too much work.
You know what I'm talking about?
And I don't like doing that much work.
I like doing a little stupid YouTube video and getting a lot of fucking views so I can get some shekels.
I like to put out a couple of books.
I like to shit out this and that.
And this is just too much.
This is just too much work for old baked Alaska Noseberg over here.
Right?
So anyway, let's go ahead.
Yentex, he said, fake or fat Alaska yelling at a mentally ill girl, bastard cringe.
You decide.
Is everybody ready?
Put the PC shot on.
Based or cringe.
Yes, he is.
He's not in control of this?
Who is then?
Good question.
You're in denial about that.
He is.
Yes, you are.
And a very intelligent young woman.
No.
And I don't appreciate you.
You're in denial.
I do not know you insulting my intelligence.
Hold on, let me pause this.
Is this the bit?
Can someone, because I don't watch baked Alaska shit.
I only get a little bit of a glimpse of what he's doing because of the IP2 posts.
Is this the bitch that had like I don't know, like some big fat eye because some fucking somebody came in it or something?
Is that the why did that bitch have that big eye?
Did somebody like blow a load at her eye and they had the clap?
Or I mean, what the fuck was that about?
You know, I mean, it was fucking cringe as fuck.
I saw pictures of this.
I don't know the context of any of this stuff.
Anyway, based your cringe, here it is.
You just said your dad is doing all these things, but he's not in control of himself?
Are you kidding me?
Someone else is making him.
You're in denial.
I am not in denial.
You're in denial.
My dad would never do that on his own.
You're in denial.
My dad would never do that to me.
My dad would never do that to me.
He just did.
No, he wouldn't.
He just did, honey.
My dad.
He just did, honey.
My dad's a good person.
He just did, honey.
Good for you.
Good for him.
He just did that.
So yelling makes you feel good?
If I don't say so myself, this seems a little bit Talmudic.
Alcohol Ovary Drink Help Needed00:13:33
All right?
I could be wrong, but take a look at the psychological type of shit he's throwing with this simpleton fucking disposable piece of trailer park trash that he's trying to exploit.
And I know that he made at least 10 grand or 15 grand off this poor stupid fucking dumb trailer park trash, probably rotting tuna-smelling slut.
Play it.
He just did.
But I'm trying to tell you that I know my father and my father.
Oh, so your dad wouldn't do that.
Someone else is making your dad do that.
That doesn't make any sense.
Because I tell you.
We all make our own decisions.
And does it make sense?
The cops seem to understand.
Because I care about my dad more than anybody in my life.
Why would he be the one being mean to me?
Think about it.
Just a little, think a little harder.
What the fuck?
So someone's forcing your dad to be a dick to you.
If someone really wanted to hurt me, that would be a damn good way to do it.
Oh, my God.
So you think someone has a gun in your dad's head?
I never said that.
Then how else would they be forcing him?
You are putting words in my mouth.
How else would they be forcing your dad?
Some people in this world have more authority than others.
I don't know if you figured that out yet.
Well, yeah, no shit.
Like the guy who kicked my car.
I need a shot.
I need a shot.
Give me a fucking shot.
I don't know.
There are ways they can do that.
How did I end up in this town?
Away from everybody that I know.
Think about that.
Because Derek gave you a rust.
Do you think people actually just get kidnapped?
Do you think the bad people are going to let you know that they're bad guys?
Or do you think they're going to let you know?
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
Because they wanted to.
What kind of bullshit fucking conversation is this?
I mean, this bitch needs help, obviously.
What the fuck is this bitch talking about, man?
They're in a hotel room and they're both on separate beds talking about fucking gibberish shit that no one knows anything about.
Be able to accomplish what they want to do if they were.
If they did let you know.
So they play their cards right until they get you exactly where they want you, and then they have they have control over you.
Huh?
My situation here in this town.
Do you see how much control I have?
You have no control, so why don't you leave this town?
I have control over my own life.
I have no control over what other people do to my life.
I have control over what I do.
I do not have control in the situations that people put me in.
Oh my God.
Hold on, pause this.
This sounds like some cunt that already knows the excuses to absolve herself for her own responsibility for anything.
Did you hear this mumbo jumbo bullshit?
All right, I'm not responsible for what people do to me.
I'm not responsible for the situations people put me in.
I mean, fucking dumb bitch.
No wonder she had a big fat eye.
I would have fucking gave my pimp hand strong on this bitch and gave her another fucking big fat eye on the other side.
This stupid, dumb, fucking ignorant, fucking schizophrenic sounding twat.
Situations that I'm put in, I do not have control over what other people decide to do to me, especially people that have more authority.
Now, once again, once again, what people do to me.
What have I always said that, you know, the difference between capitalists and everybody else is that capitalists go out and make things happen while everybody else waits for things to happen to them and believe that things happen to them.
Play it.
What are they just, they just.
What are they doing?
What happened?
Wait, hold on.
What happened?
How come we can't hear it?
What happened?
Wait a minute.
How come we can't hear it?
What the fuck happened?
Did y'all hear?
What the hell's going on?
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What the fuck?
It's muted?
Oh, it's me.
He fucking muted it.
What a fucking prick.
Sed Pepper is the rapist.
Sed Pepper is the rapist.
Sed Pepper is.
Wow!
This song is repetitive.
Sed Pepper is the rapist.
Christ.
You're not even going to drink it.
Oh, yeah, just give her alcohol.
You know she's a schizophrenic mess.
So let's just continue to give her alcohol and just see what happens.
And keep the camera on, by the way.
You were talking about robots earlier.
You don't know what a slotted spoon is?
No.
Slotted spoon?
It's by people who never mind.
Man, Baked Alaska, he used to trim down on the fucking Mickey D's, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I shouldn't talk, dude.
I've been drinking a lot since Templeton's passing.
There's always like this weird guy.
You know, but still, I'm not out here trying to put myself on any kind of fucking video.
I mean, look at this guy.
Jesus Christ.
But yet he's buying all the girls' shots.
He looks like Rosie O'Donnell that put a fucking beard on her face.
That guy's been drinking water the whole time.
I don't drink.
That's not creepy.
That's normal.
That's not creepy at all.
I'm sober.
Slotted spoon is like where you try to get somebody to drink something, but you're not actually consuming it yourself.
Oh, this bitch is calling him out.
I was like, hey, wait a minute.
You're trying to get me to consume alcohol, but I see you.
You're not actually taking actual sips, actual drinks from the alcohol, you fat Alaska bastard.
You said you wanted something to drink with, so I wanted you to feel better.
Okay, that now he's playing the dumb dude approach.
You said you wanted something to drink, so here, here it is.
I want a little bit of alcohol.
You said you wanted something to drink.
That's what you said.
You wanted something to drink.
Come, me, maybe.
Coming bottom boy, night of the living, come.
Mastermind donates his to your come crammer, cock slammer.
Come slam your mom.
Mail your mom's pieces of my dick, a zinga.
Chug to come fuck your mom.
Fuck my asshole.
Come three little words.
Get fucked, nerd.
Come stuffer.
And literally, this is his defense mechanism for being called out by this bitch saying, hey, wait a minute.
Why are you feeding me alcohol?
And I'm looking at you.
You're not actually taking drinks.
And so he thinks that, hey, if I dance around like some fucking imbecilic idiot, I can bring the mood level down to a kind of facetious conversational level and go back to being like, heh, oh, come bottom stuffer.
Seaman Huffer would love a deer to fuck me.
Undercook.
What a fucking jag off.
God gone so far.
It's gone way too far.
I'm simply not entertaining this bullshit.
It's my life.
It's my life too.
It's not a joke.
Yeah.
She's starting to realize, like, hey, hey, stop exploiting me.
What are you giving me?
A 20 bucks and a happy meal?
You better give me at least fucking 30% of what you're fucking earning, fucking fake Alaska.
But he's like, what are you talking about?
Hey, look, I'm doing all the work here.
This is my life.
You know, I'm baked Alaska over here.
Did you know that I'm on the ADL's list?
I'm a bad guy.
I'm sitting over here trying to just talk to you, and that's what I'm doing.
That's all I'm doing.
Ovay, Ovay.
I've been through with you our laughing at are not funny.
I've been through a lot too.
I've had a hard life.
Oh, my God.
Look at this guy trying to play to the camera with the music.
Like, I have to.
I've had a hard life.
And I'm trying to exploit your stupid dumb ass without you even knowing it.
Oh, my God.
What a fucking piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
All right.
All right.
We're going to end it here.
We're going to end it right here, dude, on the fucking the chimping and all that shit, dude.
Anyway, look, that is it.
Thank you, Yentex, for that.
And thanks, everybody, for listening to me.
Hold on, we got one more $5.
Hope to see you live again on Tuesday because if you are, that means your 200th episode will be on my birthday.
Well, thank you, dude.
And I will be on this Tuesday.
I actually will be on this Saturday for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
So please, everybody that's out there, spread it around like wildfire.
And by the way, the, hold on.
I accidentally pushed the distribution of the fucking lemons for 200.
What an idiot.
I'm drunk, dude.
I'm drunk.
Anyway, look, I'm going to put some more lemons in there.
That was the 200 lemons that was already in there.
So my apologies.
But anyway, yeah, I'm going to be live this Saturday for the Saturday Night Troll Show at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time out here.
Please be here with us because we get into all kinds of tomfoolery.
All right.
Look, that was crap.
I'm not going to.
Let me see if I can put any more lemons.
Can I put another 1,000 lemons into the – no, I've exceeded my limit.
I've exceeded my limit.
How about 500?
Can I do 500?
I guess I can do another 500.
Anyway, that is the limit of what I have for lemons.
My apology, dude.
Remember, I'm not partnered out here on D-Live.
And, you know, I only have a 10,000 lemon giveaway per week.
And we've reached that limit.
So my apologies, folks.
And anyway, fuck you, dude.
All you people talking shit.
Give me a drink.
All right, folks.
Once again, this Saturday, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, I will be here.
And I hope that you guys will be here and spread it around like wildfire.
And of course, next Tuesday, the 200th episode of The Go Show, 8.30 p.m. on next Tuesday.
And that's when we're on, by the way.
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday.
And as you can see, how long have we been on?
We've been on for, Jesus Christ, 10 hours and almost 45 minutes.
That's the kind of shows that we do, folks.
So with that being said, cheers to everybody in here.
Let me open up the treasure chest once again.
500 more lemons and donos are paused.
I'm done, dude.
So I'll be here this Saturday.
Give me another drink.
All right, here it is.
Let's open up the treasure chest for another 500 lemons in five, four, three.
And just do it.
Just do it.
There it is.
All right.
Wait a minute.
It says, sorry, this giveaway is too close to your last one?
Oh, God, dude.
Just give it away, dude.
Sorry, this giveaway is too close to your last one.
Oh, great, dude.
Now, everybody thinks I'm a piece of shit.
Look at everybody.
Everybody in the chat room now thinks I'm a piece of shit.
Look at these fucking people.
Anyway, look, look, Saturday is when they renew, you know, when I can do and put more lemons in the treasure chest.
Saturday Renew Broadcast00:01:06
Fuck all you, dude.
I just did a 10-hour and 45-minute show, you fucking pricks.
And you fucking people are going to call me like some Jew scamming, you know, baked Alaska asshole or something.
Is that what y'all are going to do?
Well, then fuck off, dude.
You know what?
I was going to have a decent send-off here until the next broadcast on Saturday.
But all of you people that are out here talking garbage to me, well, fuck you, all right?
You pedophile priest-probing Hillary Clinton bedpan-changing anal object aficionado whacking off the tribal nudity chicken-eating cornboy shit.
All right?
Get the fucking shit out of here.
Fuck all of you people, man.
You guys are lucky I'm even here on this broadcast right now.
Do you understand that?
You people are lucky that I'm even on this broadcast and look at you people no fucking respect look at these dickheads in the chat room.