Ghost opens TGS0191 by dismissing claims of a Trump landslide, citing alleged Me Too evidence against Biden and Kamala Harris's hypocrisy. He advises avoiding cash due to inflation, recommending IPOs like Snowflake, blue chips such as Johnson & Johnson, and commodities including gold and silver. The episode features interviews with Libertarian Donald Rainwater criticizing Indiana mandates, followed by chaotic "radio graffiti" where Ghost defends Trump as a sovereignty hero while attacking Antifa, BLM, and the WTO. He mocks math education as racist, critiques anime like Akikan, and urges voting for Republicans to prevent authoritarianism, comparing the 2020 election to pivotal Civil War votes. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like to remind everybody this is episode 191 for all the folks that are keeping track of the Go Show broadcast.
Cheers to everybody here already who's listening to the broadcast.
I'd like to ask everybody to please spread this show across the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know, let them all know that the Ghost Show is live and in the house.
And yeah, by the way, yeah, that's right.
I'm here, baby.
That's right.
I'm here.
So make sure to let everybody you know, let them all know that the Ghost Show episode 191 is live and in effect.
Trump's Speech vs. Biden Scandal00:06:44
Donozer paused.
Donozer paused just in case anybody is asking here.
You know what time it is, folks.
That's right.
I'm here.
Spread it across the world.
You damn right, folks.
I almost didn't show up.
I'm going to explain that in a minute.
I almost didn't show up.
Donozer pause.
All right.
All right.
Take me out, Engineer.
Take out the music in the background.
How's everybody doing today, folks?
Thank you very much for tuning in with me to another edition of The Ghost Show.
And of course, I am your host, The Man They Call Ghost, episode 191.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm here.
I almost didn't show up because after last Tuesday's show, yours truly's voice was barely up to par.
I almost thought I probably wasn't going to show up here today, but here I am.
So cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Let me go ahead and take some of these diamonds that have already come in.
I got to say a big props to Billy V official with the Ninja Geenie.
What's up to Billy V official, man?
Thank you very much.
And Kumi Sanders dropped the diamond and said, are you going to star us with your self-dono gay porn again?
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
Anyway, folks, right now, from what I understand, Donald Trump is giving a speech right now.
And by the way, I just have to say that I hope that most of you people realize that Trump is going to win hands down.
No one is going to come out and vote for Biden.
All right.
And if you do, then that means that the whole move, what was it, that Me Too movement bullshit in which we were supposed to believe every accuser, we're supposed to give women this, you know, little pity pat glove treatment, et cetera.
You could throw all that out of the window considering all the video documented evidence of Joe Biden molesting women, even molesting little girls for that matter, for Christ's sake.
Of course, if you try to tell the fake news media about this, they're going to claim that it's a conspiracy theory.
And moreover, folks, and look, I don't want to get too much into politics tonight.
I got a lot of donos here.
I had to deal with a lot of drama once again in the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
But I do want to reassure everybody who thinks because they're listening to the talking heads and the lamestream mainstream media.
I want to reassure you that Donald Trump is going to win hands down.
The moderates, those people that are center of left, they're not going to go out and they're not going to be voting for Joe Biden because Joe Biden, at least from the interpretation of the guy.
Hold on, I got something on here.
Turn this shit off.
Turn that shit off, engineer.
God damn it.
Jesus fucking Christ over here.
I got a goddamn air filter going on in the background.
I could hear that.
I was wondering, what the fuck was that, engineer?
God damn it.
Sorry about that, folks.
I had the air filter going on in the background.
It probably sounded like I was fucking doing the show from an Cessna airplane.
My apologies here.
And look, look at I got the filters in the chat room chant right now for Christ's sake.
Anyway, as I was stating before I was rudely interrupted because the engineer doesn't do his fucking job, I think that folks, the center of left Democrats are not going to come out for Joe Biden.
They're not going to come out.
They're not going to vote because they believe that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are pandering too much to the leftist, the Bernie Sanders crowd, the progressives, etc.
And at the same token, we're not going to see the Biden, or excuse me, the Joe.
They're all geriatrics.
You all get them confused.
My apologies.
The Bernie Sanders crowd, you know, the Black Lives Matter, the Antifa pricks, they ain't going to come out either.
They're going to be too busy continuing to starting fires in places they live.
They want to burn down buildings.
They want to commit acts of violence.
They want to cause riots and looting.
And that's what they're going to be doing on voting day.
So without a doubt, that's why we're going to see a complete and total just demolishing in the presidential elections, of course, according Donald Trump a second term.
And I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Anyway, we got a couple of other diamonds that just came in here.
We've got N-Wordled, of course, with the N-word, dropping a diamond.
Thank you very much, N-Wordled.
We've got Kumi Sanders again.
Yeah, it's amazing how Me Too ignored Biden's antics.
Of course they did.
I mean, even that stupid bitch, Alyssa Milano, who tried to make herself a mouthpiece as it pertains to this whole Me Too movement, she's miraculously forgiven Joe Biden for all the documented video evidence and the allegations that have come this way.
And by the way, his vice presidential candidate, Kamala Harris, she came out during the primaries when there was allegations of sexual abuse as it pertains to Joe Biden.
She came out and claimed that she believed the victims.
I mean, Google that shit up.
All right.
Google up Kamala Harris believes Biden victims, and yet she has not answered for that because our mainstream lamestream media is not going to ask this Democratic ticket any hard-hitting questions because they're in the tank for these pieces of trash.
All right.
But yet, you know, Kamala Harris has never, never answered whether or not she still believes the sexual abuse allegations that were levied on Biden.
And, you know, of course, she's not going to talk about it because she's a complete hypocritical piece of shit herself.
But let's continue.
We've got Black Worm that dropped the diamond.
Glad you showed up, Ghost.
Of course, Trump will win.
Of course, he's going to win.
I mean, I think it's going to be a hands-down demolishing, if you want my opinion.
And I will be broadcasting during the election, no matter how long it takes.
All right.
No matter how long it takes, we're going to be watching the election together.
All right.
We've got Winter the Wolf dropping a diamond.
Cheers from the middle of nowhere, Ghosty.
So, you know, he must be camping out there in the woods or something.
Be safe.
All right.
Keep your ass tight.
We got Peppermint Swirl dropping a diamond.
GX.
Cheers, man.
Also, fuck you, autism.
High Yield Dividends and Bearish Metals00:16:29
I don't want to talk about that, please.
All right.
I don't want to talk about that.
Let's get to the next diamond.
At Sushi Sakuhari dropped a diamond.
How is the 30K toenail going, Chubbler?
I didn't purchase it, and it's only three grand.
All right.
And I didn't purchase it because you assholes started clowning me because I was even considering.
Never mind.
All right.
I'll buy a weight bench and just shut your damn cheesehole.
All right.
Let's get to the next diamond.
Evil Ghostler dropped the diamond and said, type pep to band.
All right, Peppermint Swirl.
We get it, dude.
I don't want any more drama from the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room bleeding into the show.
I don't want to do it.
All right.
I don't want to do it.
Anyway, Kumi Sanders drops a diamond.
She was asked and she said that it was just a debate.
Oh, how quaint, Kumi.
How fucking quaint.
Anyway, folks, let me get to some markets here and then we're going to go ahead and start getting to some donos because we've got a lot of things backed up in the dono department.
But I do want to get to the markets because I know everybody likes for me to cover them at this point in time.
A lot of people are making money in the markets at this point in time.
So let's go ahead and get to the stock market right now.
Now, as I've told you, folks, we are in uncharted territories when it comes to investing in stocks.
Right now, you have an exuberant amount of positivity.
And whenever there's some good news about any of these COVID-19 vaccines or treatments, and that's what's really keeping the market up.
And it's refusing to allow the market to contract, which it should have done as far as I'm concerned.
As a matter of fact, every institutional investment firm knows it.
It's not a matter of if, it's when.
But as you can see today, you saw a little bit of a contraction today.
And by the way, I don't know if y'all heard the Federal Reserve yesterday.
The Federal Reserve has said that it's going to keep interest rates near zero for years.
Okay.
Now, I don't know if y'all heard me on the last show, but even though we're seeing these interest rates low and printing money continuously happening, I personally believe that when they raised interest rates at the end of Janet Yellen's Federal Reserve chairmanship and the beginning of Jerome Powell's Federal Reserve chairmanship, they raised interest rates, recalling a lot of outstanding currency that was overprinted during the Obama administration.
And I think that within itself is helping once again to continuously at least have some sustenance of value when it comes to the U.S. dollar, because that's why for whatever reason, Even though we're printing more money, investors on an international scale want to hold their profits, their liquidity in U.S. dollars.
So that's why we're seeing, even though we're seeing a low interest rate when it comes to the Federal Reserve and we're seeing the Federal Reserve print money, what's keeping it value is those interest rate hikes at the end of Janet Yellen, at the beginning of Jerome Powell's Federal Reserve chairmanship, and it's reflected here right now.
But let's go ahead and get to the markets here.
We've got the Dow Jones Industrial down today, 130.40 points, a percentage decrease of 0.47%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at 27,901.98 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
We've got the S ⁇ P 500 also down today, 28.48 points, a percentage decrease of 3,000, or excuse me, I'm sorry, a percentage decrease of 0.084%.
Sorry about that.
Closing out the S ⁇ P at 3,357.01 points.
My apologies, folks.
I got a little fucking discombobulated on that one.
Let's get to the NASDAQ, which is where all the tech stocks reside.
It took a little bit on the teeth today.
NASDAQ is down 140.19 points, a percentage decrease of 1.27%, closing out the NASDAQ at 10,910.28 points for the NASDAQ composite.
Now, once again, as far as long-term investment is concerned, I am bearish in this market.
I am bearish in this stock market, but I understand that now that the Federal Reserve is going to continuously print money and keep interest rates low at zero for years, we know at least at the bare minimum, we are going to have an inflation rate of at least 2%.
So if you're keeping all your cash in your mattress or if you're keeping your cash in your savings account, you better hope that your savings account has more of an interest rate than 2%, because if not, you're losing money, okay?
If you're keeping all your cash under your mattress or in your mattress, you're losing money.
You're losing 2%, if not a little more, every year because of inflation.
And that's why you got to keep your money moving around.
You got to keep it in places that's going to go above 2% on a return of investment on a year because you have to beat inflation.
You have to beat inflation.
So with that being said, folks, I would not advise anybody to keep things in liquidity.
And I know people are saying, but ghost, you keep telling us to stay out of the market.
Let me give you some advice.
And this is a very bearish investment advice, especially during this kind of fake bull market that we're in.
If you want to invest in stocks, in my opinion, folks, the IPOs, the IPOs, the initial public offerings, I don't know if you heard about this latest IPO called Snowflake.
I kid you not.
Okay.
But if you would have got in on this snowflake, which I did at the beginning, right when it hit the trading floor, you'd be up at least four times on your money right now.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And the reason I got in on that is because I'm telling you, IPOs, when it comes to tech stocks, are going to blow up because what COVID-19 has done to this economy is transition it from a brick-mortar business and service economy to an online economy, folks.
So if you want to have capital, if you've got savings, if you've got money in your mattress and you want to put it into a stock that is going to not only go above the 2% inflation rate that we currently have in our monetary system, but actually generate profits, please take a look at these goddamn IPOs.
There's a bunch of them that are coming up out there.
And I'm telling y'all, this is where you want to put your money for the long term.
IPO tech stocks, long-term investment.
Okay.
I mean, it's better than savings.
It's better than keeping the money in your mattress, etc.
Now, for those folks that are like, you know, Ghost, I'm not too sure about investing in IPOs.
I'm kind of a little bit scared to go in the market.
I want something that, you know, has a little bit of a track record of staying for the longevity and the long-term timeframe, if you will, Ghost.
Well, let me give you another advice here.
And this is very bearish.
Take a look at high-yield blue chip dividend stocks.
Okay.
And value invest on high-yield blue chip dividend stocks.
Now, what does that mean, value invest?
That means that whatever money that you save every month and you put it in your savings or you put it in your safe or you put it in your mattress, you should purchase whatever blue chip stock that has a high yield dividend.
And if you're not familiar with a dividend, it's this.
A dividend is paid per share that each shareholder owns every quarter.
So if you value invest every month and purchase a certain block of a blue chip stock that is high yield dividend, that means that you're going to get paid every quarter for every share that you have.
Okay.
Do you understand what I'm saying, folks?
So that's where you want to, if you're a very bearish investor and don't want to take too many chances, that's where you want to go.
And let me just give you a couple of examples of some pretty good high yield dividend blue chip stocks.
Okay.
This right here is a good company called Johnson ⁇ Johnson.
I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of Johnson ⁇ Johnson.
It's been around for a long period of time.
It has a very attractive yield as it pertains to its dividends.
During its whole stock lifespan, it has raised dividends around 100 and something times.
So you know that they're going to be good on paying their dividends.
That is a very attractive one as far as I'm concerned.
I do not own Johnson ⁇ Johnson. So I'm going to make that upfront because just in case the SEC or somebody is watching, I'm just suggesting things for folks that, hey, I've got some money. Ghost is making some kind of sense. You know, let me listen to what he's talking about. All right. Another high-yield dividend stock is Black ⁇ Decker,
folks. Black ⁇ Decker is also a very good high-yield dividend stock. And I don't know if you've heard here recently, but Black and Decker, the company, is actually going to close its manufacturing base in China and is actually going to bring manufacturing back to the United States,
Texas specifically. So that is going to make American-made products a more prominent position in the marketplace for Black ⁇ Decker. And in my personal opinion, you take a look at the yield on the dividend of that one very,
very attractive. So look, and I don't own Black ⁇ Decker, by the way. I'm just giving people an example of why exactly people should be putting their money in elsewhere instead of saving it in their savings account or putting it in their mattress or putting it in their safe. I'm telling you all right now,
okay, I'm telling you all right now that the dividends is where you want to take a look at it or IPOs, okay, or IPOs for Christ's sake, all right? Anyway, with that being said, let me continue going on here. Let's go ahead and take a look at commodities. And the reason that I cover the commodities markets, folks, is because, well, it gives you a lot of factors for a lot of things. Let's go ahead and take a look at energy. And the reason I cover energy,
it's not just because of what you are going to pay at the price of the gas pumps, but it also is a tail sign what's going to happen in the stock market. Now, let me give you an example. During the Obama administration, what caused the stocks to go stagnant and down during a certain point of his tenure was the fact that you had energy prices, specifically oil, at like $90, $100,
$110 a barrel of oil. Now, when you see high oil prices in that regard, that's going to tell you that next quarter is not going to be very good for earnings in stocks because those energy prices trickle down to the consumer. And when it's trickled down to the consumer,
the consumer isn't going to purchase as many products, which means that there's going to be a contraction to some of these stocks in the next quarter. Because if there's a high price on oil,
it's going to take a lot more to not only get the products from point A to point B, from manufacturing to distribution, but also distribution to retail. And all that is pushed onto the consumer. All that is pushed onto the consumer. So that's why I cover energy. And if you ever see energy prices pushing $60,
$70, $80 a barrel, that's when you start thinking there may be a contraction in the midst. And it has nothing to do with the economy. It has everything to do with the price of oil. So that's why I always cover it. FYI, for all those that are wondering why I cover this shit. Let's go ahead and get to energy. We've got WTI Sweet Crude. It is up modestly today, 3 cents. A percentage increase of 0.07% closing out, or I should say,
current price for WTI Sweet Crude is $41 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude. We've got Brent crude oil. It is also up modestly $0.08. A percentage increase of 0.18% closing out Brent crude at $43.38 per barrel of Brent crude oil. And for those folks that don't know,
WTI Sweet Crude Oil is the oil consumed by America. The other oil, Brent crude, is consumed by the rest of the world. And the reason is, is because America has a exclusive deal with OPEC because of the quantity of oil that we purchase as a country. So just FYI. I know I've said that many times in the past. Those that are just tuning in,
I just want y'all to know that's why there's two different oils. All right. We've got gasoline. It is down 0.53%. Natural gas, Jesus Christ, it is down 3.67%. And heating oil is down 0.05%. Let's go ahead and get to the metals,
shall we? The metals. Let's get to the goddamn metals. Now, folks, because we saw the Federal Reserve talk about keeping interest rates at near zero for at least years to come, that's when you saw a lot of people start going to the metals. Now, what is metals? What does it mean exactly? Well, in economic market terms, when you see a high gold price, okay, when you see a high gold price,
that means that the value of the fiat currency paired with gold is not very valuable, okay? Now, when you see a low gold price when paired with a fiat currency, that means the currency is very valuable. That's why the gold price is very important, whether you invest in gold or don't invest in gold, all right? So, let's go ahead and take a look at gold since we've been talking about it. It is up $10,
a percentage increase of 0.51%. Current price for gold is $1,959.90 per troy ounce of gold. So, once again, I just want to reiterate that that's why we cover the metals prices, specifically gold and silver, because if we see a high gold and silver price, that means the value of our dollar isn't that valuable. That means the Federal Reserve has been printing out money. All right,
that's what that means. So just FYI, everybody. You're getting a lot of information here that not even business schools talk about. No bullshit. All right, let's get to silver. Silver is up 19 cents, a percentage increase of 0.70%. Current price for silver is $27.29 per troy ounce of silver. Copper is also up, folks,
0.63%. And platinum is down 0.04% on the day. Let's go ahead and get to agriculture. Now, I don't know if y'all been keeping up with agricultural prices, but they have gone exuberantly up since Jerome Powell made his speech yesterday, the Federal Reserve chairman, and said that the Federal Reserve was going to keep interest rates near zero for years. That reflected in the commodities area,
specifically agriculture, because it makes them that much more valuable. The same thing that I said about the same thing that I said about gold is the same thing about agriculture. So when agriculture is high priced,
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there's either one of two things happening. Okay. If it's a singular or two or three different commodities that spike up, that means that demand is high and supply is low. Okay. Demand is high and supply is low. But if you take a look at yesterday and today's prices of agricultural commodities,
in general, it has gone up. All right. In general, it has gone up. And the reason is, is because commodities brokers know that the Federal Reserve is going to continue to print out money. And that's why you've seen increases in commodities. And watch, You're going to see it reflected in the grocery store bills if you happen to go grocery shopping.
Mark my word.
Let's take a look at this here.
We've got corn.
It is up 0.93.
Wheat is up 0.94.
Oats is up 1.83.
Rough rice is unchanged for the day.
Soybean is up 1.41.
Soybean oil is up 1.35%.
And canola is up 0.41.
So, as I showed you, there was nothing in the negative in those coverage of the agricultural commodities.
And that's because it's the price and the market is reacting to the Federal Reserve's zero, damn near zero percent interest policy right now. Let's continue. We've got softs. All right, let's get to the softs. Cocoa, which is the base for chocolate,
is down 0.08%. We've got coffee. It is down 1.54%. All right, now let me explain why cocoa and coffee are down. The reason they're down, folks, is because these commodities are not made in America. All right, coca, coffee, these are not made in America. You don't get the best coffee in America. You don't get the best cocoa in America. As a matter of fact, cocoa, the base for chocolate,
is made out of the Ivory Coast. That's where the most of the chocolate comes from, believe it or not. Coffee mostly comes from South America, at least for the North American consumption market. So this is why you see it down compared to the other American-made commodities from America. But I digress. Let's continue. We've got sugar. Sugar is up 2.40%,
even though sugar isn't made in America. Obviously, there's going to be an increase for sugar as we get closer and closer to the holidays, specifically Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, Valentine's Day,
etc. This is the time for sugar and cocoa, believe it or not. But let's continue. I digress. Once again, sugar is up 2.40% on the day. Orange juice is up 0.64% on the day. Cotton is up 0.30% on the day. Lumber is down. And the reason it's coming down,
because it's been going up because of the high increase of real estate demand and consumption that has happened, which has shocked the markets, okay? But lumber is down 2.35%. And rubber is down. Or excuse me,
rubber's up. Looks like people are using condoms. Rubber is up 0.73%. And goddamn, did you take a look at ethanol? Ethanol is up 3.86% on the day. Good fucking God. All right. Let's take a look at livestock, shall we? Live cattle, live cattle is down 0.56%. Cattle feeder is down 0.68%. And lean hog,
it's getting very close to the holidays. So everybody's going to want to put a fat hambone on the side there of their big-ass feast meal. Lean hog is up 2.66% on the day. And that concludes our markets and commodities coverage of traditional institutional investments. Let's go ahead and get to cryptocurrency. All right. Now,
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folks, the last time we were talking, I was suggesting that everybody should take a look at cryptocurrency as an investment, considering we saw a massive pullback and people taking profits from the last increase that we saw about a couple of weeks ago. All right. Now,
right now, the market cap of the entire, the entire cryptocurrency market is $352 billion in the cryptocurrency market right now. And as I stated, if you would have listened to me from Tuesday to today, you would have probably been up on your money at least 5% minimum, depending on what you invested in. All right. So let's go ahead and get to it. Let's get to some goddamn crypto coverage. We've got Bitcoin, the OG,
BTC. All right. It is modestly down today, 0.15%. All right. Current price for Bitcoin, BTC is the symbol, $10,922.25 per Bitcoin. Now, take a look at Ethereum. I told everybody last week that Ethereum was looking attractive. All right. It contracted considerably. I said this last June and July. In that month alone, between June and July,
Ethereum went up 60.
60%.
So this is a hot cryptocurrency.
It's trying to buy the domination of the cryptocurrency markets.
It's competing with Bitcoin as the dominant cryptocurrency.
I think it's an okay currency at this point.
I was expecting to see a lot more, given the time that has gone on from cryptocurrency in 2017 to now.
I am still waiting for the smart contract technology that Ethereum has been fucking touting. All this bullshit that they've been trying to sell us as it pertains to this smart contract technology hasn't come to complete flourishment. So, you know, even though everybody has some kind of investment attraction to Ethereum, it is yet to be seen whether or not they can fulfill what they say they can. So anyway,
let's go ahead and get to Ethereum. The symbol is ETH. It is up today 6.03%. Current price for Ethereum Ethereum is $387.56. All right. So let's continue. Let's go to Chainlink. Once again, L-I-N-K is the symbol for Chainlink, and it has done a tremendous pullback.
We saw highs as almost as high as $20.
It has contracted nearly half that price.
And I think this is a very attractive investment for a lot of reasons.
I was not a believer in Chainlink until they started signing actual deals that made their cryptocurrency important or at least a little bit pertinent.
And that's what made me a believer.
I purchased Chainlink at 90 cents, and I'm glad I did.
Let's go ahead.
L-I-N-K is the symbol.
Chainlink is up 3.24.
Current price for Chainlink is $11 per Chainlink.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to Litecoin.
LTC is the symbol.
LTC.
It is up 1.73.
Current price for Litecoin is $48.85 per Litecoin.
And, once again, I want to reiterate that the reason I'm covering these cryptos is because, in my opinion, these are the cryptos that are going to stand the test of time.
They are not going to be some fly-by-night cryptocurrency.
There is actually market share and technology backing up a lot of the cryptos that I am covering.
So this is why I cover the cryptos I cover.
So just FYI.
Let's get to the next one.
EOS.
EOS finally a little bit starting to bounce back from the contractions from the past few weeks or for the past week, I should say. EOS is the symbol. It is up 0.23% on the day. Current price is $2.73 per EOS. Let's get to Tezos, folks. Now,
Tezos continues to take it on the teeth. I'm covering this because you've got a little bit of backing as it pertains to Tezos that could potentially put it at the same range, in my opinion,
as a Chainlink. So keep your eye on Tezos. The symbol is XTZ, as in Zebra, XTZ. It is modestly down today, though, folks, 0.51%. Current price for Tezos is $2.49 per Tezos cryptocurrency. Now,
let's get to Monero. I have been telling people about Monero. Monero, believe it or not, is a privacy component type cryptocurrency. You're able to maneuver large sums of cryptocurrency capital without it having a public ledger, which is something that governments don't like. And as I told you all on Tuesday, you have the IRS putting out a $675,000 bounty on any hacker that can crack Monero,
even though I think that's a little shy. You know, no offense to the IRS. I think that's a little shy. But once again, this is what makes Monero so valuable. It is a great pattern or day trading type crypto. It is also a crypto to hold on to because,
believe it or not, the dark web and other parts of the shady parts of the web are actually using this. Now, not that I'm promoting any of those activities that go on on the dark web or on the underweb,
but this is the currency that they use. And because they use this currency, it's what gives it value, believe it or not. All right. So, Monero symbol XMR, XMR, it is up today 3.63%. Current price for Monero is $91.47 per Monero. All right. Let's keep this going. What else do we got here? We got Dash, DASH.
I like Dash because it is widely accepted and used in South America.
It's even used in Venezuela, believe it or not, to trade goods and services.
DASH is the symbol.
It has gone up today 0.22.
0.22% on the day.
Current price for Dash is $73.29 per Dash.
Let's go ahead and get to Ethereum Classic.
Ethereum Classic, ETC is the symbol.
It is up 1.28% on the day.
Current price for Ethereum Classic is $5.22 per Ethereum Classic.
Let's get to Zcash.
Once again, Zcash, much like Monero, has a privacy component in which you can transfer cryptocurrency privately without having the ledger public so that everybody can see where one wallet moved to another wallet,
etc. The reason I cover this is because this also has legitimate financial backing from institutions like Wall Street, etc. But that's why I cover this. ZEC. ZEC is the symbol. It is up 0.96% on the day. Current price for Zcash is $58.88 per Zcash. All right. And last but not least,
let's go ahead and get to Quantum. QTUM, once again, it's going to be Asia's dominant coin. And I think that the smart contract technology that has been developed for QTUM far surpasses the technology of Ethereum. Far surpasses the technology for Ethereum. And if you want my personal opinion,
that's why QTUM hasn't spent so much of its time, effort, and energy on marketing. It's spending its time, effort, and energy on the technology. And that's what's going to win in the end as it pertains to the acceptance of a cryptocurrency. All right,
QTUM, it is up today 3.35%. Current price for QTUM is $2.54 per QTUM. And like I said, not only is it one of my biggest holdings, QTUM, but it's also a very generous proof of stake coin in which it pays you for as much QTUM you're holding in your digital wallet. So it's very, very nice,
very attractive stock. You get at least 11 to 12% on your money just for holding, just for holding QTUM. All right. Anyway, let's continue. We've got 42 coin. All right. For all you people that were talking garbage about 42 coin,
this should show you that I saw this vision for this coin. All right. All of you idiots were talking all this shit. All right. Now it is down today. And what do I tell you about 42 coin when it's down? Typically,
when 42 coin is down, that means the cryptocurrency market in general is up. That means the cryptocurrency market in general is up. Now, the cryptocurrency market in general is up. 42 coin is down. It is down 18.69%, unfortunately. But guess what the price for 42 coin is right now? $61,856.45 per 42 coin,
baby. Oh my God. I got to take a drink to that. Excuse me. I had to take a drink of water. All right. I'm still not drinking,
by the way. But 42 coins, $61,856.45 per 42 coin. And that concludes the market portion of the broadcast. I want to thank you all for tuning in. Now,
before I start getting to donos, folks, I want to say something here because I know a lot of people have been asking, Ghost, what's going on, man? Is your toe okay? Is the gout okay? What's going on, man? Is everything all right? And guess what,
folks? Everything is fine. I am at 90%, okay? And you know what I've been doing, folks, to get rid of this gout foot that I've got going on here? I have been drinking copious amounts of water. I have kind of not drank any beer. The only alcohol that I drank was,
what was it? I think Monday. I drank a little alcohol on Monday to take the edge off, you know, some alcohol withdrawals. And I drank champagne. And champagne was fine. Nothing was wrong. So right now, folks, I'm telling you,
it is going away. Just drank copious amounts of water, up my veggie and fruit intake, eating more lemons, you know, trying to do whatever it takes to eat the uric acid levels out of my system. And I'm at 90% as it pertains to this toe. So thanks to all the folks that were out there with their get-well wishes and things of that capacity,
man. I appreciate it. Cheers to all of you, man. Without you guys, I probably would have been a little bit of a sulker. You know, a little bit of a sulker and said, oh, man, you know, I'm sick. It's sad, dude. You know,
I got this gout foot and all. So anyway, with that being said, folks, let me go ahead and get to some of these donos, folks, because we got a whole bunch of backed up donos. It never ends. All right, With that being said, what I'm going to do is I'm going to unpause the donos right now.
And the donos that you're going to see are the donos that happen as the show started up until now.
Does everybody understand that?
The donos that are going to show are those that are the ones that were purchased, as the show was live for the past 42 minutes.
And then we're going to go back and we're going to replay the donos that came in before the show.
Does everybody got it?
Get it?
Got it?
Good. All right. Let's go ahead and unpause these damn donos here. All right. Let's go ahead and do that. Butt banging granny. Two videos for you, Gabbler. Both are three minutes long. First one is about pot and the second one is about battles with demons. Oh, great. The singer's demon was heroin, which he unfortunately OD'd from back to the city. Caroline, butt-banging granny. Shekos can be even dearer,
friends. And what the hell is this time? Don't fucking clock me. They're clocking me with a fucking emoji. Whoever the hell that is. Here's Foast Golitics. I wouldn't be so sure about Trump's victory. Oh, yeah? You don't think incessant 24-7 attacking of Trump by the media and Hollywood for the past four years won't have any effect on the average man? I don't think so. Hey, Dunno, man. A lot of people will do anything to get Trump out. I don't think so,
dude. I think that that's wishful thinking, alright? Oh, wait, butt banging granny said forgot the links. Oh, I'm glad you remembered. But banging granny, thanks for the links there. Here's fucking metal. Here's fucking metal. Enjoy, ghost. I hope it is. I hope it's decent metal and not some anime or some shit, alright? What is this? Biden will lose his ass. You're damn right. He's already lost his mind. Yeah,
he already lost his mind. He's going to lose his ass. And look, Ed and Philly just bought some new merch. By the way, there's new merch available. Alright, so cheers to Ed and on underscore Philly just bought the ghost show Kiss Cut sticker. Hey, cheers to you, man. Hey, Skunkler! Skunkler bought three items, man. Cheers to old Skunkler, man. Skunkler just bought the ghost show Kiss Cut sticker and two other items. Cheers to Skunkler,
man. Skunkler in the house. Especially with the money. Well, there's Pingas. What's going on to Pingas? Hey, G-Man. I know it's been a while, but how's it hanging? It's been good. I've been listening to Donald Trump's speeches and really love what he's saying. Here's a clip of my favorite speech by him, Done recently.
All right, man.
Cheers to Pingas.
No kidding.
Cheers to New Merch Buyers00:16:31
Long time no C, dude.
Long time no C. Don't forget my Dono.
I forgot the link.
So here it is.
Best fight.
You still didn't put the link.
This can be even deeper.
Maduro Chia.
Maduro Chia.
You didn't put the link.
God damn it.
And here's Limerick Guy.
How come Limerick Guy didn't?
Sorry.
Especially.
That's Limerick Guy.
I stumbled upon this on YouTube.
It's a pretty damn funny cartoon.
It's a cartoon of Goofy, playing hockey, all screwy.
They just don't make them like they used to.
Really, Limerick Guy?
And here's a Toru man.
Watch this too.
It's fucking great.
Great.
Alright, I'll take a look at it. I'll take a look. Here's Chatelet. What the hell is this? I'm not donating a video tonight. The VTubers on HoloLeaVN just got monetized on YouTube today. So I spent so much money on my VTuber waifu Amelia Watson that my bank blocked my debit. I'll be donating less often since I have to spread the wealth. You fucking waifu worshiping shithead. Give me a break,
Chatelet. All right? And what is this, Junji Ito? Junji Ito, okay. Thank you very much, Junjimmy. And Merry Christmas, huh? We're getting close to Christmas time. Let's get to Thanksgiving. Let's get to Thanksgiving first, all right? But I hear you. I hear you on that one. Here's Marshall Burnsey. You have two donos to choose? You have two doors to choose. The first one that smells like weed,
second one smells like grapes. Will you take the mystery box? Or the chat can pick. You want me to give the chat? Ah, good. Ah, fucking N-wordled. Come on, dude. Every day, every fucking time, man. Ghost shits politics. Oh, no. Oh, God. It happened again. I just soiled my wheelchair. Ghost shit. Get over here and clean me up. Alright,
whatever. Whoever the fuck that is. Who's this? Ghostler, you cannot stop the bubble gang. Nigger, nigger, Did you know that Joe Biden needs his lobotomy due to having gout spread to his brain? Lol, you're fucked. Boomer. Whatever. Who gives a shit? Everything's going away. Everything's going away. We got no face killer. Women who are gifted musically are sexier than any Instagram hoe. Well, I don't think I could agree to that. Hey,
crazy U2 Ninja buying some merch. What's going on to Crazy U2 Ninja? Crazy underscore U2 underscore ninya just bought the ghost show kiss cut sticker. Cheers to crazy U2 ninja. Especially Charlie really Charlie. Harrow G.I. Joe. Here is a brast from your past. VX in the chat. Charlie really asshole. Hey,
what is this being when there are many? May Google suffering? What the hell is that? Damn, there are an overwhelming amount of weebs in this community. Let's watch some Disney for once when it was innocent and Disney. Disney! Oh,
Alex Jones. Engineer, we'd like to offer you a position at our wages. We'll be better. Our worst is a lot of fun. Don't even kid around about that. You won't have to clean any wheelchairs. Don't even kid around about that. Hey,
what's up, Danger Dan, the Nicaraguan? He hooked it up with some merch. Danger Dan, aka Nicaraguan, just bought the Ghost Show Kiss Cut Sticker. Hey, thank you, man. Cheers to Danger Dan, the Nicaraguan. And here's Esriel. Some video game music turned metal. Just play up to the end of the second part,
around seven minutes. All right. Thank you, Esriel. We appreciate it. Hey, we got some more merch up in here. Texas History Teacher, what up, man? What up? TX History Teacher just bought the Ghost Show Kiss Cut Sticker. All right,
man, that's good. All right. Now, Maduro Uchia, thank you very much, dude. I finally got it. We will play it. We will play it, Maduro Uchi. And what the hell is this? Governor Andrew Cuomo just bought merch. What the fuck? What the fuck? Governor Andrew Cuomo just bought the Ghost Show Kiss Cut sticker and one other item. Governor Andrew Cuomo just bought merch. All right,
who the hell just did that, dude? Give me a fucking break. All right, now that we've gotten done with all the donos that came in right now or as the show was starting, let's go ahead and get to some of the donos that came in, or all the donos that came in before the show. This one came in, well,
not this one, this one just came in right now, Mama Luigi. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It was me who had weird dreams involving Artemin. Jesus Christ. Mama Luigi, you're having dreams about beefy tit camel jockey Art Hammond? Good God. Oh, Jesus Christ, that's a nightmare. All right, let's get to the first dono that came in before the show. This one came in 14 hours ago. Ghost Trans-Pacific Wi-Fi! What up,
man? If System of a Down was System of a Taco. What? If System of the Down was System of the Taco, and this one just came in right now. This one just came in right now. Hey,
ghost. I honestly didn't know your son was Russian. How come you never told us? Anyway, here are three short videos of the world. Don't worry. They rule. I don't have a fucking Russian upside-down face. Shut up. And we got more merch. Take a look. Capitalist America. Capitalist America buying the merch,
man. Capitalist America just bought the Ghost Show Kiss Cut Sticker. All right, man. And besmirch the merch. Cheers to Alex Trebek, who is back in the studio filming new episodes of Jeopardy and just celebrated a year and a half of survival from pancreatic. Wow,
that's actually a big accomplishment, man. Hey, that's actually a big accomplishment. What is this, Pit Pone? Hello, everyone. I'm Captain Autism. I'm sorry for lying. I don't know if that's the real Captain Autism. We stop bleeding the drama that's happening in the ghost show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room into the show,
please. And we got more merch. My cock just bought some merch. What's going on to my cock? He just bought some merch. Hey, man, cheers to everybody who's purchasing a little merch,
man. Thank you very much. Cheers to my cock, who recently just bought some merch. All right, let me get to some of these fucking donos that came in before the show here. This one came in 14 hours ago. Back to back by Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu. Many,
many of them. The new lead singer for Slipknot is much better than Corey. Big neck to compensate for the small dick. Taylor. Big neck. No shit. He's got a hell of a neck. The boy Jake with some merch. What's going on to the boy Jake, man? Da Boy Jake just bought the Ghost Show Kiss Cut Sticker. Hey, man, thank you to the boy Jake, man. Cheers to you. I'm telling you, man, everybody out there is buying merch. I appreciate it. Cheers to you guys,
man. Let me get to the next one. This one came in eight hours ago. Tax man time. Start at eight o'clock. All right, I'll go ahead and start it at eight o'clock there. All right, but let's continue because we got a whole bunch of donos that came in before the show. This one came in. Well, no, this one just came in right now. Michael, take that shit off. Take that shit off. Jesus Christ,
this one just came in three hours ago, okay? This one came in three hours ago. This is maybe one of my favorite pieces of all time. All right. Tell me what you think. Stop trying to dox people,
all right? Hey, look, and Wordled. And Wordle just dropped some merch. What's going on to Enwill? Michael Willard. Just bought more beer. Kiss cut sticker. More beer, baby. What is this? Anonymous? Not sure if I should buy an inner circle slot or put that money towards pre-ordering a PlayStation 5. Chat, which one is more worth it? Whatever you think, dude. You know what I mean? Whatever you think. All right. Anyway,
let's continue. Peppermint Swirl. He was the previous one that purchased one three hours ago. This one came in two hours ago. This can be even rainwaterforindiana.com. What the hell is this? I didn't say anything, but Rainwater for Indiana. That one came in two hours ago. Here's another one that came in two hours ago. None other than my boy Skunkler with a $50 bill. $50 bill. Cheers to you, Skunkler,
man. Cheers to Skunkler. He toman. Few short videos. Hope you're good. Second video audio is really low. Turn it up a bit, please. I'll try to turn it up as much as I can,
Skunkler. And what is this? Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu. Hi, Ghost. Turned 33 today. Oh, Jesus Christ. Look at Geno X 1987. He turned 33 today. May I ask for a long song from you? All right. Well,
I'll do it for Gino. He's always, you know, kind of donating a bunch of freaked out videos and that sort of thing. So happy 33, birthday today. All right,
Gino. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Dear Gino.
And wait a minute.
Billy V. Official just bought merch.
Billy the official just bought merchant, just bought the ghost show, mugs man.
All these hold on, hold on, let me, let me, let me finish.
Uh Gino, happy birthday to you and many more.
Your pants are torn on channel four with a dirty crack hole.
Anyway, happy birthday, Gino. Thank you very much, man. Cheers to you, even though you're a leftist son of a bitch, but thank you for chilling with us on the show and that sort of thing. Once again, I want to say cheers to Billy the Official, the latest man or the latest person. Let me get acquainted with my pronouns. I'm sorry. The latest Billy the Official. And now we got Chandler. Look at Chandler,
baby. Chandler with some merch. Just bought the ghost show t-shirts and one other item. Cheers to Chandler. And look at this. Evading. Evading taxes. What the hell kind of name is that? What kind of name is that? Evading taxes. Just bought more beer. T-shirts. Well,
thank you, evading taxes. I'm not, by the way, even though a lot of people fucking sit over here and try to make that accusation about yours truly. That is not the case. But thank you guys once again. Everybody who's purchasing merch. You know, since people are purchasing merch,
let me get a cola. Let me get a fucking cola. All right. I really shouldn't even be drinking this cola. But, you know, I've got all these people purchasing merch. I got a lot of people out here chilling with me. How many people are listening right now? We got almost 700 people listening. All right. So cheers to you guys out there. Let me go ahead and let me open up a fucking cola here. All right. Oh,
man. And then the flam. Why is everybody saying happy birthday? It's not my birthday chat. Please stop. There's no way that's the real flamenco. All right. There's no way that's the real flamenco. Grim Lynn. How Ghost Met His Wife. Oh,
that should be rich. Yeah, that should be rich. All right, let's continue. Let's go to the ones. We got a whole bunch more that I still have to do that came in before the broadcast. Let me get to the latest one. Skunkler again. My boy,
Skunkler again. Cheers to Skunkler, man. This one inspires you. Don't let your disability keep you down. My disability? What are you talking about? My disability. Hey, no, skip that. No, no, no. We're not doing that shit. Hey,
what is this? Winter the Wolf just bought some merch. What's going on to Winter the Wolf? Winter the Wolf just bought the Ghost Show Kiss Cut sticker and one other item. Hey, thank you very much there, Winter the Wolf, man. And then what Grim Lynn? What really happens when Ghost Blips? When I blip. Oh, Get the f- you don't need shit.
Yuki Mishima!
Ah, probably not.
I don't think so.
Money laundering with merch?
You can't fool us.
Nobody has bought merch.
Stop money laundering with this scuffed merch.
Oh, go fuck off!
Give us NG merch or give us death.
Go fuck yourself, dude.
Whoever the hell donated that shit, alright?
Alright, go fuck yourself, whoever the hell did that.
Alright, let's get to the- we have more backed up donos, believe it or not.
Alright, this- oh, wait a minute.
Brony the Ghostie!
What's going on, Brony the Ghostie, man?
More merch purchased.
B-R-O-N-Y-T-H-E-G-H-O-S-T-Y.
Just bought the Ghost Show t-shirts.
Hey, cheers to Brony the Ghostie, the latest person to buy some Ghost Show merch.
Cheers to you.
man. Thank you, Brony the Ghosty, man. All right. Anyway, let's get to some more donos here. This one came in an hour ago. She goes. 15 and a half inches of pure imagination. When there are many,
many of them. Actual video footage of Bigfoot. Once you see it, you'll believe there really is a Bigfoot. Oh, don't tell me you're down with this Bigfoot shit, too, man. And who the hell? Sledty? Sledty just purchased some merch up in here. Look at this. Sleddy bought the ghost show kiss cut sticker and one other item. Cheers to Sleddy. Look at all this merch being bought,
man. Y'all are making me almost want to be emotional. Y'all made me want to be emotional. Kamunga Strikes. David Lee Roth, anyone? David Lee Roth, you're getting it old school, baby. The 80s. You know what I mean? That's 80s S there, Kamunga. Cheers to Kamunga Strikes. All right, man. All right. Anyway, let's continue. This one came in an hour ago. Distilling? What the fuck? Especially when there are many,
many of them. Man, oh, man, I love sucking big cocks. That's not distilling. That's not distilling. Oh, man, it feels so good. Ghost, be thankful I'm giving you 20 bucks and not on a new MLP dildo cause. You know I can't get a real dude. That is not distilling, all right? And what is this reminder? SEPAY has gone. You can ban these doxing assholes with TTS before they start. Yeah, I know,
dude. I'm trying to do my best here, all right? I'm trying to do my best. I don't appreciate anybody doxing anybody. Seriously, all right? I don't appreciate that one bit. Can we get to the next dono that came in an hour ago? Shekos. This would went distilling again. Especially when there are many. I don't know if this is the real distilling. Here's some metal to kick off the night. Cheers,
ghost. I don't think that's the real distilling. And by the way, look, this one came in an hour ago. Shekos can be even dealing. Another one? This isn't fucking distilling, dude. Here's an underground metal band I think you'll like. It's a little fruity, but it's got some. There it is. That's not distilling. Get the fuck out of here. All right. All right. That concludes all the backed up donos. Once again,
System of a Taco00:03:43
I want to say cheers to everybody out there purchasing merch. Everybody out there, you know, just helping the show. I appreciate each and every one of you, man. Cheers, baby. Cheers. All right. Now, let's go ahead because we got a whole bunch of donos we got to do. Let's get them started here. This first one, once again, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu requested this one. And Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu said,
if System of a Down was System of a Taco. Now, I don't know what the hell that is, but hey, what's going on? Cheaply made merch. Who the fuck just put that? My cheaply made merchants. Who the fuck just put that shit? Fucking asshole. Money laundering? Are you fucking shit? Now,
look, that's enough. All right. Money laundering. Just bought the ghost show. That's enough. That's enough. And what is this? Reminder. Gremlins are usually responsible for the misfortunes that ghost has to put up with. From issues with radio graffiti to random blipping. They're one level superior to trolls. I don't know what the,
what the fuck does that mean, you dumbass? All right, let's go ahead and get to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu's first and the first video dono of episode 191. Jesus Christ, I'm stumbling and mumbling over my own tongue here. Let's go ahead and do it. Put the PC shot on. Once again, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu requested this. If System of a Down was System of a Taco. All right, Let's give this a whirl here, huh?
If System OF A DOWN was System OF A TACO.
Are they going to sing this shit in Spanish?
What are they doing?
This is a decent, like, flamenco guitar style.
It's Spanish-style system of a down, man!
Arriba, this doesn't sound bad, though. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, wow, the guy's gonna play the vocal with the guitar. All right, look, look,
let me calm down here. Let me give this a whirl. This actually sounds pretty good. No! I mean, This doesn't sound bad, dude.
I'm sorry.
Hey, what's up with the Mexican Pepe, dude?
Who the hell did that?
Look at the Mexican Pepe sticker in the chat.
Ghost's Return and Viewer Ratings00:15:26
Anyway, I forgot the damn words this time.
Deeping seeds is a pastime activity for toxicity of our city.
Humongous strikes 7.5 out of 10. Somebody said cactus eating music. 8 out of 10,
Turk Kickler. 7 out of 10, Obama PC. Fuck you. 7 out of 10, Low Teen. We got 7 out of 10, Flaming Creations. 8 out of 10, Underdogs, 7 out of 10, Mama Luigi, 7 out of 10, Ian Nyan, Osu Nyan, Women or Siggy Holtz, 10 out of 10. Mr. Person, 8 out of 10. Colonel Transisco, 6 out of 10. Angelatronic, 10 out of 10. Billy V official, 8 out of 10. All right,
Head is 6 out of 10.
No-Face Killing, 9 out of 10.
Corkoff, 8 out of 10.
C-Kyle, 3 out of 10.
Fried Bacon, 8 out of 10.
Berry Blackberry, 8 out of 10.
Capitalist America, 10 out of 10.
System 23, 10 out of 10.
Pepperdine Swirl, 6 out of 10.
Bill Reiser, 7 out of 10.
She's still smacks, 10 out of 10.
Ghost is Black, 9 out of 10.
No Badman, 8 out of 10.
Oh, look, she's doing.
Look, she's doing Fort Lorico.
Oh, she's doing Fort Lorico.
Look, listen.
Look, she's doing.
She's doing Fort Lorico.
DEAR!
That bitch was doing Ford Lorico.
That bitch was doing Ford Lorico.
Ah!
Wow, dude.
Look, I want to be honest with you.
I think I'm going to give this a thumbs up.
That was actually rather creative.
They even threw some fucking Mexican bitch doing a Ford Lorico on there.
I got to give that a little bit of a thumbs up.
dude. That was actually not too bad. Very creative, etc. Not too bad. Anyway, thank you, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, for that one. Let's continue. Let's see. Let me get to some diamonds. How about that? Excuse me. Let me get to some diamonds. We've got Evil Ghostler dropping a diamond saying type pep to ban peppermint swirl. We've got Gray Steele with a diamond. There's no enthusiasm for Biden,
Trump 2020. You're damn right. Kumi Sanders with a diamond. She was asked and she said it was just a debate. I think he's talking about the reference of Kamala Harris being asked whether she still believes the accusers of Joe Biden sexual abuse. Skunkler,
what's going on to Skunkler? He said six confirmations to buy lemons with crypto. What the fuck? Yeah, dear. Don't ask. Don't ask. But hey, Skunkler, cheers to you, man. Thank you very much for everything that you do. You're the man. Cheers to Skunkler,
everybody. Cheers. Commeek dropped the diamond. Ghost foot went up 75% gout. Dude, I'm at 90%, dude. It's not even hurting anymore. It's just a little stiff. You know what I'm saying? And now I'm walking around. I'm not gimping anymore. It's just,
it's fine now. All right. It's fine. Commeek dropped another diamond. Caroline's fruitcake went up 100%. Fuck that. Fuck that shit. Kami Cat dropped the diamond and Tub Guy's Tub Water went down 2%. More like brony percent, but that's besides the point. Kami Cat dropped the diamond. Ghost wheelchair tire pressure went down by 25%. All right, Kami Cad. We get the fucking troll already. Shut the fuck up. And look,
Commecad again with another diamond. Technical difficulties will go up 15%. Jesus fucking Christ. We got Communist for Trump dropping a diamond. Ghost, honestly, get to Radio Graffiti, you gout foot fuck. Dude, fuck you. All right, go fuck off. Curious Crow dropped a diamond. Gout, two teaspoons bicarbonate soda water. Bicarbonate soda in water three times a day. Don't worry about it,
dude. Everything's going away. I've been drinking copious amounts of water. I've cut down my soda intake dramatically. And I've also not drank any alcohol. No alcohol, dude. So I've been trying to cold turkey it. And you can tell, dude, everything's great. The foot is coming back to normal. I'm loving it. Anyway, some long ass number. I don't even want to read the number because it's fucking like 20 digits. But whoever the hell you are dropped the diamond. Whoa,
Ghost is back. You're damn right I'm back. You're damn right I'm back. We got big Lenny Glooch dropping a diamond talk about Bigfoot. Yeah, shove a Bigfoot up your ass. Commy Cat dropped a diamond for Lorico something ghosty wish he could do. Look, I probably can't do it right now because like I said, my foot is still not at 100%, but I can do it. All right. I could fucking do it. We've got, what is this? Winston Fujimori. I'd buy merch,
but I just bought a merch from Fuente. Fuck you if you like that homo. All right. All right, look, hey, hey, hey, hey, Nick Fuentes is a homo. This guy, fanboys over,
what is that fucking cat guy? That fucking guy that's always dressed shirtless that has an infatuation with anime. What's that? Catboy cat fucking, whatever the fuck his name is. All right? They're a goddamn bunch of homos and they need to fucking hurry up and come out of the closet already. We've got feminist socialist dropping a diamond. Is there any gout merch? No,
there's not going to be any fucking gout merch. All right. Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, you're talking about gout merch up in here. Who the hell's this? Mama Luigi. Hey, Black Lives Matter. Aren't you forgetting something? Oh, man. I don't know what you're forgetting. Here's Distilling. Cheers, mate. Fuck all of the fakers. Also, kick out all of the Aboriginal people from Australia. That's not distilling. That's not distilling. All right,
that's not him. Reminder. If you see a gremlin type F in the chat to scare it away, I doubt it'll be scared away, dude. I doubt it'll be scared away. I'd buy that for a dollar. Astriel,
is that no-neck Ed? Are you talking about the guy from like 90-day fiancé, that fucking piece of shit? Hey, here's Mr. Uberman. I leaned forward and began to stroke Ghost's cock as I licked and kissed his stomach and the ghost stick was getting harder now as I dropped to my knees and took its swollen plum-shaped head between my lips and began to suck its length. Dude,
fucking pervert. Here's reminder. Three rules. No bright lights, no getting water on them. And most importantly, don't feed them after midnight. That's how you care for a morgue. And Wings of Ghost Sun got himself some merch. What's up to Wings of Ghost Sun? Wings of Ghost Sun just bought the Ghost Show Kiss Cut Sticker. Cheers to Wings of Ghost Sun. Here's Distilling. Hey,
mate, those Donnos weren't me. By the way, when are you bringing back the big and lockmas monster? Good God, what is this? More merch! More merch, Anonymous. Anonymous just bought the Ghost Show Kiss Cut sticker and eight other items. Jesus Christ, cheers to Anonymous, man. Thank you very much, man. Odd that didn't sound like you slapping your hips as your wheels screw. Fuck you,
was that for Lorico? Fuck off, dude. I always stomp my feet. Four Lorico bitch feet revealed. I don't have bitch feet, dude. All right. I've got fucking big ass fucking ooger feet,
alright? Hell you talking about God! I approve and wax my short cucumber to Loli. Oh, Jesus Christ. More ghost show Saturday Night Troll Show drama. Alright, what is this? I love Sue Nears. What the hell does that mean? What the hell did y'all just make me say,
you piece of crap? I'd buy that for a dollar. Crippler's dirty wheelchair. That thing you've never been able to do because you're crippled to a wheelchair. Fuck off. I mean, even if you're not two feet, you just end up kicking through the floor of your trailer anyway. The floor of my trailer. I'm not in a trailer. 20 bucks to ship? Not a fan of tax. Hey, Skunkler, I have nothing to do with that,
dude. That's all stream elements. That's all stream elements, dude. Get on with the show, Thomas. We don't pay you to talk. Time is money. Hey, fuck you. Don't treat me like I'm some kind of whore, alright? I'm not a whore. Hey, what is this? I hate long. Fuck you. Alright, it's fucking longhorns. Longhorns, boy. Bigfoot is a bit of a stoner and super paranoid, but is otherwise pretty cool now, Mr. Goutler. Thanks,
Bonnie. All right, Bonzie Bunny. Real fucking funny, dude. Real funny. Gremlin, yum yum. Dude, did you just watch the gremlins or something? Did somebody just watch the gremlins? Whoa, black worm in the house. Good God. Sheers to black worm. Black worm just bought more beer. Kiss cut sticker and three other items. Hey, cheers to black worm,
man. Cheers to black worm. Are you going to talk about Bigfoot tonight? Hey, dib membrane, stick a Bigfoot up your fat shit funnel. All right, I'm not talking about fucking Bigfoot. Buy that for a dollar. Hey, What is this?
I love Sue Nurse.
She's a great woman and a nice piece of ass.
Who the fuck?
What are you talking about?
Here's Sreel.
I want to bust a fatty nut right in Torio's clitoris, in the middle of the football field of my college's homecoming game.
I want everyone to see the beauty and purity of having Siphon.
Here you go.
I want to stage all over the field.
Good God.
Horatio Nelson.
If I link you a song that was censored from YouTube for being too badass and is now on BitChute, will y'all play it?
It's metal.
Horatio Nelson.
I'm going to be honest with you.
If it has like, you know, violence on it or somebody getting shot dead or something that could potentially push terms of service here on D-Live, I probably won't play it, dude. Probably won't play it. And that's probably why they're not showing it on YouTube. All right, my opinion. Here's M. Bison. Everybody's wanting Ghost to talk about Bigfoot,
but they don't know that they're looking at Bigfoot right now. Real funny. Whoever the hell you are, M. Bison, real fun. Mr. Albin, your Bosley Long Hair Restoration came in. Bossy Wallie. I was never a hippie, dude. Padamint felched his cum from my pony ass. Oh, come on, man. Tell your young listeners what fetching is. You're a sick fuck, dude. You guys are sick fucks. All right, what is this? Go,
Sue Nurse. We can agree she is a nice piece. What the fuck is this? Go sooner. Sooner. Stick Obama Sumers up your goddamn poop chute, man. I know what the fuck you're making me say now. Fucking assholes. All right, let's get to the next fucking dono here, all right? Real fucking hilarious. I hate when you fuckers do that, dude. I fucking hate it. All right. I'm over here trying to read a name,
And you know, you're either trying to make me say something racist, sexist, make me say something I fucking hate.
But what the hell else do I expect from you guys?
You're fucking trolls of me.
What the fuck do I expect?
All right.
All right.
We're going to get to the next dono.
And the next donation is by none other than Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
And he said, the new lead singer for Slipknot is much better than Corey Bigneck to compensate for small Dick Taylor.
Really?
They got.
There's a new Slipknot, really?
Are you kidding me?
Wait a minute.
This isn't Slipknot, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Hold on just a second.
Is it Slipknot or is it somebody covering Slipknot?
What the hell is this?
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu?
Put the PC Shot on.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
Here we go again.
From 2020!
Come on down.
And she idiots right here!
She's trucked the building.
What's the matter with that?
Anywhere, right?
Get it out of my face.
I feel like a warm-up.
2020, man, One blood time!
Blood, the fuck.
Yeah, Everybody hates it now!
So fucking, flex on my face.
I'm not afraid to cry, but that's not your business.
Who's life in it?
Get it, see it, feel it, eat it.
Spin it around.
I can spin it in space.
I want to leave without.
That's my president, right there, Baby, That's my president!
Now, do it, Tell me, you're good! Stop bitching! I'm not like you! I just fucked up! Come on, motherfucker! Everybody has to die! Come on, everybody has to die! We will make America metal again. You're damn right! God bless you,
Taxman Time and True Friends00:14:50
everybody. You're damn right! We're gonna make America metal again! People! Equal! Shit! What you're gonna do? People equal shit! People equal shit! People equal shit! Cut that,
right? Yeah, who the hell cares? No, hey, dude, that was hilarious. That was pretty funny. All right, hey, ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, that was pretty funny if I don't say so myself, man. All right, what is this? I hate you. Fuck you! Fucking longhorns, all right? Remember that shit! I'd buy that for a dollar. Hey, look at this. Coomers for sooners. That sounds more like it,
right? Huh? Coomers for Sooners. I'd buy that for a dollar. And God. Bow down before God and show me how good you are with your mouth. All right, that's disgusting, dude. All right. Hey, what is this? All deep throw chew. You fucking piece of fucking shit, man. What the fuck? What is this Isle of Cornees? Or no,
excuse me, Isle of Calmie Commies. All right, listen, dude. Stop making me say shit. Tool time with Trans. Hi, Acute Ghostie. I am glad you found my machining tutorial, but sad you did not watch it all the way through. Oh, good. Then again, you do have a pretty short attention span. Can I play with your dangly bits? My dangly bitch. Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack. Hey, what is this,
God? I love when men sit on my face and force the shit down my hole. Oh, Jesus Christ. Besmirch the merch. Wait till you hear the Pantera Biden mashup. There's a Pantera Biden mashup? No way! No fucking way! Here's Fox McCloud! Eo Ghost,
you ever wanted to hear Ramstein singer in English? Yeah, well, that wouldn't be too horrible, right? I guess so. Here's Mr. Evil who licked the strings of cum from the tip of ghosts. I'm sorry for this perversion,
dude. I'm sorry. Comunga Strike says ghost trans-Pacific waifu. That was awesome. All right. That's from Kamunga Strikes, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu. Here's Horatio Nelson. Here's the rest of that $20.20. Song has no video or violence. It was censored because it's anti-communist music. GX Dirt Wiking ought to enjoy this. Oh,
no, now Derwiking. Now everybody's doing shit for Derwiking over here. Well, Tampa just won over New York. It'll be the Dallas stars against the Tampa Bay Lightning in the Stanley Carpole. Dallas Star Wars Stanley Community. Hey,
what is this? Snay Cass? Fuck you. All right, fuck you, you dumb fuck. Snake ass. I know what you're making me say. Wings of Reggie. All these asshole who keep asking for Bigfoot are retards. There is no Bigfoot. There is,
however, a man and gorilla hybrid animal. There's a fair few million of them going around committing crimes. They go by the name Nigger. Oh, I don't condone that. All right, let me put that on the record. I don't condone that. That was horribly racist. And that is not something I condone whatsoever. All right. All right. Let me get to a couple more diamonds up in here before we get to the next video. We've got Billie V Official. Once again,
cheers to you for the Ninja Genie before Billie V. And he just dropped the diamond and said, killer coffee mug shot ghost. Thank you very much, man. Cheers to Billie V Official. Thank you very much for the Ninja Genie and purchasing merch. And everyone else out there, by the way, cheers to you. The next diamond is by Black Worm. Hold on, what is this? The Wanderer. It's a pretty good song. Play the whole thing. All right, I'll try to play the whole thing. Just as long as it's not too long there,
The Wanderer. And what is this? Snake him. Fuck you. I need it. I know what you're trying to make me fucking say, you dumb fuck. Anyway, let me get back to Blackworms. Jesus Christ. Cha ink. Cha- Oh,
you fucking motherfuckers. Stop the shit. Buy that for a dollar. Public poll. Which is more iconic. One in chat for Dwayne Snake. Two in chat for Pop Monster. Who gives a shit? How about that? All right. Black Worm dropped the diamond and said Trump said motherfucker LOL. That's great. Of course he did,
dude. He said that in a speech when he wasn't president, and that's where they got it. All right. That's where they got it from. All right, let's go ahead and get to the next video here. This next video is by Taxman Time. And Taxman Time says started at eight minutes. All right,
we'll go ahead and do that. Hold on, who's this? Transthetic. Time for snake ass. No, it's not. And that's not the real transthetic or aesthetic or whatever the fuck he's talking about. Whatever he's going by now. Hey, what is this? Fox McCloud. What do you think of Rob Halford's band fight? You know what, dude? I'm not big. I'm not a big fucking Rob Halford solo fan guy. I think he does great with Judas Priest,
but that's about it. Ah, good God. Mr. Uber make me fucking perverse. Nobody wants to hear this sick shit. Nobody wants to hear this sick crap. I wrote him like a pro as he fucked me feverishly. All right, dude. I'm sorry I'll have to hear this, but Mr. Uberman. I'm sorry, man. Hey, what is this? Morse Nye Cars? What the fuck does that? I don't even know what the fuck that means, man. All right. Hey, look,
stop fucking clocking me with emojis, you dumb shitheads. Stop clocking me with emojis or else I'd buy that for a dollar. What is this? Spixmomylon and eat my neighbor's cactus? What the fuck are y'all talking about? Don't go. It's just me,
Al Gore. Instead of Bigfoot, you should talk about Man Bear Pig. Please talk about Man Bear Pig. Please talk about Ghost. No one ever takes me serial. Please. No one ever takes a break. What are you talking about, Al Gore? What are you talking about? Oh, here's Esriel again. Oh, man, I want to stick my cock in God's angel. He's so sexy. He seems so sexy. Why does he keep leaving me on read? Also,
where is Gods I see invite? Go shove it up your ass. It's where it's at, Esriel, all right? What is this? Disney Gro is dead. Disney Gro is dead. I don't understand what you're making me say. All right, look. Let's go ahead. Hey, look who it is. Keith L. Redford. Dude, fuck you, whoever the hell fucking got this. Keith L. Redford. Fuck you. Keith L. Redford just bought the ghost. Whoever the hell just bought merch under that name,
fuck you. All right, let's just get to the next dodo here. The next dodo is Taxman Time. He wants me to start this at eight minutes. So let's go ahead and do so and get to it right now. Is everybody ready? All right, here it is. This request once again, Taxman Time. Requested this one. Put the PC shot on. What the hell is this? This is how I get returned. Oh,
it's this fucking freak. You don't even freaking understand it. It's this freak show. A friend will be there. Pause this. I'd like to let everybody know that this person was donated to us last Tuesday,
and he's a little bit of an autistic spectrum brony. And as you can see from the big hole in the wall, he either likes to punch holes or makes holes with his head or he's off. Let's just put it that way. He is off. So let's go ahead and get along with the adventure of this freak show brony autistic spectrum four-eyed soulless gingerhead fruit bowl. You see,
a true, true friend helps a friend and do need to see the light that shines from a true true friend. Are you kidding me? This guy actually put this on the internet for others to see? See,
the ponies have it right. The ponies know what's right. They know they stick with the truth with your stick. But if you're a friend with a fish. He's holding a brony, fucking stuffed animal, man. I mean, good God. And you help them. You don't ignore their problems. You don't push their problems off. You don't say, well,
I don't want to talk about your problems because there are people in third world countries who have it worse. They don't say, well, I'm sick and tired of hearing about your issues. And then they ignore you and then they cut you off. They don't do that. A true friend sticks with you to the end. That's what a friendship is about. That's what it's about. That's what it's about. Oh my God. Look at this fucking tarn. He's punching his own fucking head. He's punching his own fucking soulless gingerhead. Oh my God,
what is he doing? What is he fucking doing, dude? I can't understand it. You can't understand that. You can't understand that. You can't understand what it is that this type of thing does to somebody. You can't understand what it is that it does to somebody. What kind of people do you think? Lost a spot. What kind of people do you clear to somebody? Look at me. Look at me. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. He's hitting himself with a wine bottle. You're not going to break that over your head, you dumb shit. Yes, this is what you've done to me. This is what you've wrought. This is what you've wrought. Oh,
my God. Hold on, pause this. Pause this for a second. Tell me this has nothing to do with psychotropic drugs. And I've got oceanfront property in Arizona, all right? I'm not even fucking kidding around. Tell me this has nothing to do with psychotropic drugs,
and you're a fucking idiot, all right? I hope you're proud of yourselves. You goddamn assholes, you goddamn cunts, you goddamn faggots. Very proud of yourselves for this. Welcome to the internet. Welcome to the internet. You'll see soon enough. You still have your chance. You still have your chance. Repent,
and you will be included among those who can go back to Aquestria with me. What are you going to do now, you freak show? What are you doing now? You're going to take out a gun? What are you doing? You can't come. Oh, no. He's taking out the booze. Oh,
my God. He's chucking liquor. What the hell kind of liquor is that, by the way? It looks like Chevas. Yes. Apologize for what you've done. Come back to me. Show me that you are my friend. My true,
true friend. Oh, my God. Let's be there. And this is not my son. Shut up. I will be there. Too. You will see. Just do it. Do it. Dude,
what the fuck am I watching, dude? And to think that this, you know, hold on, pause this. And to think that this comprises a good population of the internet, okay? All the people that fetishize cartoons, that sexualize cartoons, that are over the age of 18 and that are fanboys of cartoons. This is it right here, okay? You're looking inside the brain of people that just for whatever reason obsess over cartoons right fucking here,
all right? Right here. My mom is trying to say that. Oh, no. I don't want you. You're not allowed to drink alcohol anymore. You're not allowed to bring alcohol in the house. And she even locked up all the stall the beer and now looking at it. Oh, mommy locked up all his alcohol and said you can't have alcohol anymore. Well, you know what there, you soulless ginger fuck. All right. Instead of purchasing all that stupid, ridiculous, my little pony, Star Wars man-child shit,
if you would have just saved up your money, you'd be in your own shithole apartment and you could get drunk till the cows come home. But of course, you find it very easy to let Mammy go ahead and pay all your bills, electric bill, internet bill, water bill,
you know, rent. I mean, all this shit. And you can stay in your room like some stupid fucking isolated, impotent jerk accumulating all this stupid crap that is going to be meaningless in about five years. So fuck off. But I'll still find my ways. Oh,
I will. She thinks she can stop me. My mom thinks she's going to stop me. Hit your head again. Yeah. Yep. He's even causing more brain damage than that's already there by hitting himself with a fucking wine bottle. You know how thick wine bottles are,
you dumbass? Hello, everybody. He's back. He must have taken his fucking psychotropic drugs. God, I am God. Oh, shit. This guy's got a knife. This guy's got a knife. What the fuck are you doing,
dude? I am the savior. I'm going to save all of you. I am God. And let me tell you something. If you're God, then that's fucking sad. All right. If you're God, then, yeah, you know, maybe heaven ain't great. All right, maybe, maybe heaven is not the best thing in the world if you're God. All right, I'm just saying, dude, what is this dude doing,
Man?
What is he doing?
What is this guy doing?
And how is this on YouTube, man?
How is this shit on YouTube?
I got a thumbs down.
I got a thumbs down it, man!
I am the one who has seen the spirits.
I have been the end of the world.
Can't Even Hold a Knife00:09:58
And, believe me.
What an idiot.
Can't even hold on to his knife. Can't even hold on to his knife. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude. How long is this? All right,
we're almost done. Thank God. This guy's trying to slice his face. Man, this is a future school murder. And if it isn't,
then good God. The one who's going to save everybody. Thank God. I want to be honest with you. I got to be honest with you guys. Why do people like this deserve to be in regular society if this is how they're going to conduct themselves? I mean,
I just don't understand how this can walk in civil society. I have no idea. I am God. I am the avatar. Yes. Oh, my God. All right. I think I've had enough of this,
dude. All right. I've had enough of this. You can see the influences of movies, of things that he's watched in this stupid simpleton. You can see it. You can see it. I mean, this is what happens when you pussy pamper your children, ladies and gentlemen. When you pussy pamper your children, this is what happens. Good God. All right,
get it out. It's already over. Fuck this guy's smiling. Look at it. He thinks it's hilarious. Look at this guy. This is fucking disgusting, man. This is utterly disgusting. But hey, this comprises most of the internet, believe it or not. All right. Believe it or not. And what is this? Oh, now you're fucking clocking me with a middle finger. Well, fuck you, asshole. All right. Fuck you. Jesus Christ. And by the way,
Kamunga Strikes just dropped the diamond, or excuse me, diamond, a $2 bill. Comunga Strikes just dropped the $2 billion. Fun fact, the Vocalist for Damage Plan and Abbott Brothers formed band used to be the touring guitars for Halford. So thank you for the 411 Kamunga. I'd buy that for us. And what is it? It's fuck you,
I see. The hell is that supposed to mean? It's fuck you, I see. What the hell is that? Tool time trans. Do you have a chip on your shoulder? Maybe you should clean up your ways. I am getting kind of boredy with all of these transphobic meetings. Oh,
come on. I have a wall of milled 80% lowers. I have been wanting to test out. Oh, okay. Okay, tool time trans. And what is this? Ang oi bussy? What the f- I don't understand what the hell that's supposed to mean. Here's ghost son,
Dad. What the fuck? Why would you expose me like that? That's not my fucking son, dude. All right, that fucking ginger fuck. Whoa, engineer, dude. Ghost, why are you showing the engineer in such a vulnerable state? Engineer, please comment on me. That's not the engineer. I'd buy that for a dollar. Crippler's dirty will be a little bit more damaged. For Christ's sake, ghost. Oh, no, that's on your son. Get that fucking bottle away from him. Shut up,
the smirch the merch. That's not my son, dude. I wasn't aware it was that easy to punch holes in the wall of a double wide, but I'm not surprised. Ghost, why do you let your son do this? Look, that's not my son. Shut up. That's not my fucked-up fucking son. ST Mike Galeen Genie. Here's some vaporwave for my favorite hambone. It's some pretty chill music. Oh,
some vaporwave from SD Mike. The Wanderer. This guy has a fucking hole in his wall from punching it. Yeah, you can tell. Look at that. Look at that. I feel sorry for his mother. Fox McLeod again. What up, dude? Chat's choice. Hell yeah. King810. You're gonna give the chat the choice, Fox McLeod? Here's another one. This has to be some kind of schizo. Dude, obviously, Fox McLeod,
that dude was a sick fuck trying to break a wine bottle over his head. Alright, ghost politics. Whoever donated that video, please don't leak the IC again. Fuck you for making fun of the inner circle, dude. Fuck you, alright? I'd buy that for a dollar. I don't appreciate the docs. Now I'm going to shove a glass beer bottle up my Amazon. Alright, whoever did that, I get it, dude. Jesus Christ, The Wanderer. This shouldn't be on YouTube. No,
it shouldn't, but it is. Isn't it ironic? And hey, patiently waiting with some merch, baby. Cheers, baby. Cheers. Alright? Patiently waiting, just bought more beer. Mugs. More beer. Hey, what is this? Can't lives matter? He didn't say anything but left the video. Can't lives matter. Alright? And what is this? Sunburst unicorn. Ghost,
that person doesn't have autism. That's some other kind of fucking mental illness. He's a mass shooter in the making. No shit. Gonna end up hurting people. It's fucking concerning. I know. You can see it in his eyes, Sunburst. You could see it in his eyes. Autism. More like schizophrenia. Yeah, hey, crossover maniac. That's what Sunburst Unicorn just said, dude. That's what they just said, crossover maniac. Ghost began to fuck me from the bottom. Alright, look, Mr. Uberman,
enough of the perverted shit, dude. Alright, enough of the perverted ghost. I'm surprised the combination of moaning and wet slapping flesh didn't wake the neighbors. Great, that's great. Here's Wings of Ghost Sun. This guy is a Thomas Harris or Albin Klebold. Dude,
fuck off. Alright, I know what you mean by that. Wings of Ghost Sun. Molek the Owl. Uh-oh. One flame alone must light this fire. A pure eternal flame. At last within the lamp of fellowship,
upon the altar of Bohemia. Thanks, Owl. Behold, be gone, gold care, be gone, gold care. Hey, what is this? I love Finn Hoyes. What the fuck did I? Hey,
here's Chad Poopter Griffin. Here's Chad Poopter Griffin up in here. Here's 50 for early RG. Early is in. Now,
I was going to donate 100, but my welfare won't kick in until next time. Ah, fuck off, Chad Poopter Griffin. Your fucking welfare. Alright, well, let me tell you what. What did you just say? That's not my fucked-up son. Got some family issues you want to discuss by? Shut up, Anonymous. Alright, shut up. He fox He Fox Mia's looks like he has schizophrenia. Yeah,
no shit. Here's Norse Brony. I'm not sure whether that guy needs to get on drugs or off them. I don't know either there, Norse Brony. He looks pretty fucked up. Here's NJ Malmstein. I know what you're making me get to say. Mustang,
all right? N-word Mustang, all right? I'd buy that for a dollar. Cripple man. Crunch the shit and scrape the vagina. Chew her ass and splash her. That's perverted. That's the happiest day of your life. You're a sick fuck,
all right? You're a sick fuck. Now, as for Chad Poopter Griffin, I'll probably get to Radio Graffiti once I get done through with the donos that came in before the show, which is about, let me see, how many of these? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. All right, eight. Eight came in before the show. If we can get rid of these eight that came in before the show, we'll get to radio graffiti for a little bit of a break, and then we'll go back to the donos and finish them off,
all right? But we have to get rid of the ones that were done first. Mr. Albin's son once attacked me and I threw his wash. He walked up to me, said his baby is bathtub and dry clean only,
and punched my in the face. I'm glad you keep him in the back with the new dry wall. All right. I could never know what it was. All right. Real funny, dude. Real funny. What is this? Anita Nutta Holocaust? What the fuck does that mean? Anita Nutta Holocaust. What the fuck does that mean? Dude,
you guys are fucked up. Whatever you're trying to make me say, fuck off. All right. Here, let me get done with these ones that came in before the show, which will probably take about maybe 20 or 30 minutes. And then we're going to get to some radio graffiti. All right. But I want to get through with the ones that came in before the show. And then once we're done,
we'll take a little bit of an intermediate, intermediate radio graffiti type of a break, and then we'll get back to them. All right. Let's get to the next one. This next one was by Peppermint Swirl. All right. Peppermint Swirl requested this one and said the following. He said,
I had a strange sense of sentimentality after listening to a few music pieces and doing some self-reflection slash meditation. This may be one of my favorite pieces of all time. Tell me what you think, GX.
All right.
So let's go ahead and continue.
We've got Peppermint Swirl's video.
Let's go ahead and get to it.
Peppermint Swirl's Sentimental Synth00:02:48
Put the PC shot on.
This looks like it's written in Ruski or some kind of tune of fish language.
So let's see what Peppermint Swirl has in store for us here.
What is this?
This is obviously a music piece.
He's here.
This sounds like some shit Altae Ant would fucking listen to.
Putting the static there, perfect.
I mean, seriously, is that static a part of the effect? Wow, This is very like dissonant, yet, you know, a little bit of synth, You know?
It's like Philip Glass synth kind of shit.
You know what I mean?
A 10 out of 10 crossover maniac.
2 out of 10 on the machine.
2 out of 10, Obama PC.
0 out of 10, Bob Backman.
6 out of 10, John Wall.
0 out of 10, Lone Teen.
7 out of 10, Angelatronic.
8 out of 10, Bob Todd.
8 out of 10, Jesus IRL.
2 out of 10, Girl HOOP Merchant.
Weekly, 3 out of 10. 9 out of 10, Uncle Chuck. 10 out of 10, ST Mike the Mean Genie. 5 out of 10, Barry Blackberry. 7 out of 10, Bill Reiser. 2 out of 10, the boy Tate. 6 out of 10, Pats. 8 out of 10,
the American Petus. 7 out of 10, Mama Luigi. 5 out of 10, Team Scares. Oh, is that the end of the song? We're at the end of the song, man. I want to be honest with you. That wasn't horrible. You know what I mean? That wasn't horrible. That sounded like a little bit of like Philip Glass dissonant musical piece mixed with a little bit of synth wave. That wasn't horrible. All right. I'm going to be honest with you. That wasn't horrible. So,
Rob Kendall Defends Individual Freedom00:08:19
Peppermint Swirl, I mean, you know, you got mixed reviews. People either hate it or they like it, as you can tell by everybody making a judgment call one through ten here in the chat room. All right, so cheers. Thank you very much. And what is this? Bigfoot. Bigfoot. What the hell did you say? I hate when D's. All right,
I'm not going to say that. Start to chimp out. I know what you're trying to make me say. I know it. Especially when there are many, many of them. Behind one of the doors is Pantera. One of the doors is Carpenter's. And one of the doors is Tenable. Oh, great,
Monty. Will you like door number one? Number two or number three. One. Is that my choice? I think that's my choice. I am still waiting on that apology after you pissed in my eye. Eric Trump. I didn't piss in Eric Trump's eye. All right. Shut up. TGS Consensus. Hi,
chat. I'd just like to ask you to do something. How did y'all discover the ghost show? Okay, great. Shekos can be even. Sorry, TGS Census. Especially when there are many, many of them. Fox McCloud. Tom Hastings may be an absolute piece of shit, but Green Mile is such a great movie. It's all right, Fox McCloud. It's all even. Here's women are stinky holes. Especially when there are many, many of them. Fox News cucks to Soros. Really, dude? No, come on,
fucking Soros. Wings of Ghost Son. Just got called in for work, so I'm off. Hope you have a news. Yeah, no shit. Hey, Wings of Ghost Son. I'm glad you're back to work. I know that COVID has been shutting down countries all over the world, but I'm glad to hear that you're back to work,
man. So cheers to you. Good luck. Don't work too hard. Thank you for letting us know you're okay. And thank you for being a big supporter of the show, man. So I hope that you're gainfully employed for the long term, man. I'm glad to hear that you're back. All right, let's get to the next dono, shall we? Hey, Rob Kendall. Hold on, wait a minute. Jesus Christ. I'm telling you, YouTube is just launching whenever it decides to. What is this? Ghosty,
I just want to take a light pass over you so we can rub tap away over each other. Okay. We can fix our ends together. Calm down, tool time trans. All right. Calm your ass down. All right, let's get to the next dodo, tool time trends. All right,
let's get to the next dodo. RainwaterforIndiana.com requested this and did not, and I repeat, did not say anything. So RainwaterforIndiana.com requested this. So let's put the PC shot on. What is this shit? Hey,
it's Rob Kendall. I'm here with Donald Rainwater, the Libertarian Party's nominee for governor. Oh, the Libertarian-nominated nominee for governor, huh? Anyway, the Libertarian Party has lost all credibility. I mean, they have lost all credibility ever since they had that one, I don't know, convention where they had a bunch of tards running for their candidacy for president when you had some fat, disgusting,
hairy idiot streak across the goddamn stage at their convention. Libertarians are idiots. They're closet commies. I've been talking about this for years, and it's finally, they're finally showing their ass. That's all I'm saying. And Donald,
one of the things I hear from Hoosiers all the time is how upset they are that our current governor has shut the state down. Businesses closed, lives destroyed, mask mandates that the Attorney General of his own party said are completely unconstitutional. How do you feel about arbitrary mandates? Well,
I think, Rob, as you and I have discussed on many occasions in the past, I believe that there's absolutely no reason for a governor to unilaterally mandate shutting down businesses. Absolutely look. I agree with this libertarian idiot,
but words mean nothing, all right? I mean, you hear politicians all the time promising this, promising that. Once they're elected, they do the complete opposite. But I do agree that the governors have no right to suspend the Constitution and close free commerce and free enterprise and force people into prisoners of their own homes. It's not an accident that the Attorney General today,
in a speech, said that the quarantine was consistent with slavery because it is. Okay, when a government says, look, you can't do shit. You stay in your house. And you know what? We'll give you what you get. We'll give you what we think is best. We'll give you a stimulus package. You just sit there and shut your mouth and be a good boy. Winners and losers by saying some businesses are essential,
some are not. I would never, as governor, mandate business closures, people staying in their homes for a period of time, masks,
vaccines for that matter. I believe those are all personal choices. You're damn right. It's a personal choice. Responsibility. What happened to freedom? And to present the data and the information that gives citizens of the state of Indiana the ability to make choices on their own as to how they protect themselves and how they conduct their daily lives. One of the things this governor did that was completely egregious was he essentially shut down church on Easter. Next year,
if you're governor, can you assure we'll have church services on Easter? That'll be up to the churches, actually. I believe that's the only thing that's going to be. I mean, that's what it should be. That's what America was built on, individual freedom, individual choice. All right. We're not communists and socialists where the government tells us what to do, how to do it, when to work, how to work, all right, when to go outside, when to stay home. All right,
that's not what government was intended to be here in America. And you fucking morons that don't know shit from Shinola, that listen to the talking heads of the mainstream media and regurgitate their talking points, You need to take your fucking head out of your ass and start recognizing that this whole COVID-19 shit was a bunch of crap.
In the Bill Of Rights, actually, what we call the first right is the right to choose your own religion and to practice it as you see fit.
And I believe that what a governor or any other government individual says, churches can't be open.
You need to practice communion the way we tell you to.
These are infringements upon our basic rights as Americans and Hoosis.
One other thing that people are just livid about, and rightfully so, is that this governor has refused to call a special session to get the input of the legislature, the state house, The state Senate, the voice of the people.
Can you assure us that this will never happen again if you're governor?
Well, I can assure you of this.
On day one of my administration, I will go to the General Assembly and ask them to craft legislation and pass it that requires any governor who issues an emergency order to call a special session of the Indiana General Assembly within a specified period of time.
A governor needs to be able to respond to an emergency, but he should, in the event, or she should, in the event of that emergency, then bring in the General Assembly if they're in session or call a special session if they're not.
I'm Rob Kendall.
He's Donald Rainwater.
Learn more at Rainwater FOR Indiana.
You know, for all you Indiana folks out there. I'm just by Rainwater for Indiana. Looks like you folks actually have a libertarian that's talking at least a little bit of sense. I don't know if we can believe him, but that's exactly how government should be run. It should not be some centralized socialist communist crap where the federal government tells large populations of people when or when they can't go outside,
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when or when they can't go to work, when or when they can't wear a mask. You know, during the beginning of this whole COVID-19 nonsense, I mean, we had actual stores, grocery stores rationing out goods. All right. I mean, this started to look like socialism very, very fast. It started to look like communism very, very fast. So with that being said, folks,
I think that what we went through this year, we should never, ever go through again, okay? Because let's be honest, they tried to tell us that the reason that they were shutting down the whole goddamn country was because supposedly there was going to be millions upon millions of people dead because of this supposed pandemic. And of course,
that has been an absolute lie. So now the lamestream mainstream media is trying to claim that there's over 200,000 deaths in America, over 200,000 deaths due to COVID. Oh my God, it's a tragedy. You know, what pisses me off, aside from this whole COVID-19 nonsense, because you've got assholes claiming that 200,000 people dead, even though the CDC has readjusted those assessments,
put the PC shot on. This is a publication out of Delaware where Joe Biden resides. Only 6% of COVID-19 deaths list COVID-19 as the only cause of death. All right? So what this means is,
is that only 6% of the 200,000 deaths listed, only 6% of them exclusively died because of COVID-19. Okay? The other 94% died because they had 2.5 or more pre-existing conditions,
and COVID-19 just exacerbated those conditions. It was diabetes. It was heart disease. It was respiratory disease, etc. All right. And by the way, by the way,
the average median age for those that die of COVID-19 is 78 years old. 78 years old. And I'd like to remind everybody that the average American lives to guess what age? 78. So what's wrong with this picture exactly,
folks, okay? I mean, why exactly was this so-called COVID-19 sold to us as a pandemic? Why did they shut down the economy? Why did they make us political prisoners of our own homes when the death count doesn't seem consistent with a pandemic? Okay. It doesn't seem consistent with a pandemic. On the contrary, It seems consistent with what the average death count of other conditions are.
I mean, miraculously, as these COVID-19 deaths are counted, did y'all know that cancer deaths are down 30 to 40 percent for this year?
Cancer deaths are down 30 to 40 percent this year in America alone.
Heart attack deaths are miraculously down.
Huh?
Diabetic deaths are miraculously down.
You want to know why?
Because the deaths that should be counted in this category are being counted as COVID-19 deaths, okay?
So that's all I'm saying, folks, okay?
That's all I'm saying.
The folks that should be counted as deaths, and let me show you the average of deaths in this fucking country, okay? This is straight from the CDC's website. Put the PC shot on. Here it is, leading causes of death. Here it is, CDC.gov, as you can see up here. Take a look at these numbers. Heart disease, 647,000, and that was just for 2017. It heightens, it lowers depending on the year. All right,
600,000 people die of cancer each year. Accidental or unintentional injuries, 170,000. Lower respiratory diseases, 160,000. Strokes, 146,000. Alzheimer's, 121,000. Diabetes is 83,000. Influenza and pneumonia is 55,000, etc., etc. So as I'm stating, folks,
This is a lot of death, as it relates to diseases and ailments, etc.
So, you know, this idea that this COVID-19 was a pandemic, just based on the fucking CDC's own statistics for the leading cause of death, does not make this a pandemic.
All right.
And I'm tired of everybody talking about this goddamn COVID as if it's something so infectious that it's going to kill millions and millions of people in a very short period of time.
It never did.
And, by the way, I would also like to remind everybody that 800,000 children go missing every year.
All right.
800,000 children go missing every year.
And do we suspend the Constitution in an attempt to try to search for some of those children?
Absolutely not.
Do we say?
hey, let's let federal authorities or local authorities go into places that have been suspected of having pedophilic type of activities? I don't know, like maybe Comet Pizza,
maybe other places that have been subject to all kinds of speculation and investigations that the possibility of impropriety of children is happening at these locations. Do we have this? No. Do we shut down the fucking country in hopes of finding some of these 800,000 children that go missing every year? No! But,
you know, call something a pandemic. Everybody and their brother is like, oh my God, I want to stay home. I don't want to go outside. I don't want to go back to work. I don't want to go back to school. I don't want to do nothing. So, anyway, let's move on. And by the way, all of you people that are sitting here saying that I'm a brokered record, you're the pieces of shit that is flushing this fucking country down the toilet. You are a useless, fucking non-thinking human being and a waste of life. And if it were up to me,
you'd be deported to North Korea where you don't have to think at all, you dumb fucking pieces of trash. All right. If it were up to me, you'd be deported to Venezuela. So not only do you have to not think about anything, you'll starve to death out there, you dumb, stupid, ungrateful,
fat-bloated pieces of flabby shit. All right. With that being said, let's get to the next dono here. The next dono was by Skunkler, and Skunkler donated a $50 bill. And he said the following: few short videos. Hope you're good. Second video audio is really low. Turn it up a bit, Please.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and try to do that, Skunkler.
Let's go ahead and go with Skunkler's first video.
Is everybody ready?
Here it is.
Skunkler, put the PC shot on.
Here we go.
I gotta have Macaube.
Yeah, Guess what?
I got a fever.
And the only person is Macau.
That's hilarious, dude.
That is hilarious.
Mark Cowbeck.
No!
Crap!
Ha ha ha!
man. That's how you have to deal with Antifa. That's how you got to deal with Antifa. And if you notice that anybody who does anything to Antifa, like for instance, if they get run over, if they get their ass beaten, or they get taken to jail roughly by the cops, they have the same reaction, all of them. Hey, man, what the fuck? What the fuck, man? No. Don't do it. No. It's the same fucking reaction. All right. I mean,
what did they think was going to happen acting like a bunch of fucking wannabe tough guy blowhards? What did they think was going to happen when you try to directly confront somebody? All right. I mean, at some point, you're going to get a fucking reaction, And some of that reaction ain't going to be positive, boy.
It ain't going to be positive.
Let's get to the second video by Skunkler.
Once again, Skunkler, cheers to you.
He donated a $50 bill.
So let's go ahead and get to the second one.
Here it is.
Is everybody ready?
Put the PC Shot on.
Skunkler requested this one right here.
Here it is.
The hell is this?
The hell is this?
Ah.
Oh, shit! The fuck was that, man? Jesus Christ. Oh, real funny, Skunkler. You know, here I am. I'm like, oh, man, I wouldn't mind a nice car ride, you know, out there in the hills, maybe going into Leon Springs, going to go, you know, maybe get a Rudy's barbecue and then this fucking shit. All right, real funny, Skunkler. And guess what? Not only did Skunkler request the past two videos, he requested another one,
a back-to-back-to-back. This one was for a $20,200. And he said, hopefully, this one inspires you. Don't let your disability keep you down, ghost. I don't have a fucking disability, all right? I've got a little bit of a gout foot. It's already 90% healed. I don't have a disability. I'm not fucking crippling or any of that shit. So for all you people that continuously want to meme me into some kind of a crippled, disabled state,
fuck off, all right? All right. Anyway, let's get to Skunkler's video. All right, this is supposed to be inspiring here. Let's see what Skunkler finds, or at least thinks I'm going to find inspiring. Put the PC shot on. Here it is. What is this? Done dead. Odd squad. Odd squad. What the fuck is this shit? We done did everything. We keep going. What is this,
Skunkler? I done did everything they said I couldn't do. I done did everything they said I shouldn't do. I done did everything they said I wouldn't do. I done did everything they said I couldn't do. And with God is my witness,
I made it through. Let us point that I came to. Took one and then I made it to. Oh my god, look at him swinging those numbers. He's swinging his knobs. No limits,
no excuses. No hands, no legs. But when you see me, I'll be moving. Feel like I was going for music. I've been trying to prove it ever since. I shouldn't be laughing, dude. I am just another amusing. You don't nuts be the name. Smoking dubs to the brain. I've been doubting life forever. I'm the dog in this game. I'm the dog setting flames. Yeah, We getting back to Venice.
Only on the internet, man.
Only on the internet.
I done did everything they said I shouldn't do.
I done did everything they said I wouldn't do.
I done did everything they said I couldn't do.
And what's up with this albino?
Where did this albino come from?
Look at this albino.
I done, did everything they said I couldn't do.
And with God is my witness, I made it through.
Bite the bullet or swallow it.
Oh, it's.
The albinos turn to rap.
Got class like cardigans.
Oh, I'm sure I know what the problem is.
They don't want to make a way for the oddest kids.
But I'm positive that we got this shit.
I don't even know what to say.
This is nub rap.
This is nub rap.
Even with this weight on my back, I still find a way to not lag. Full press at all times. You know what makes me mad? You really out here kissing ass. Even when the pieces didn't match, you still wasn't gonna put us last. I ain't never been fake,
and I ain't never owned a mask. But I've been picked on. I remember they were pointing laugh. But I made it past all that, and there ain't no falling back. Towards my goals, I'm hauling ass. And I'm still praying that we don't crash. Yeah. I done did everything they said I shouldn't do. I done did everything they said I wouldn't do. I done did everything they said I couldn't do. And with God is my witness,
I made it through. I done did everything they said I shouldn't do. I done did everything they said I wouldn't do. I done did everything they said I couldn't do. And with God is my witness,
I made it through. We ain't come this far, so we can say we did it. We just showing God every day we live it. Keeping it in the middle of the moment, I'll be going hard till the day the Reaper pays a visit. Did what they say I couldn't. I'ma do what they say I do. Is this guy really black? He looks like a black second. Have to say that I told y'all. Proof is all in the pudding. But everybody has their own. Guy got me,
he wouldn't. Put me through anything I couldn't go. Real funny boy. My soul cleaning my nose too. I'm still on the move. Wanna knock me off, but it's no use. Cause I won't lose. It's what I won't do. Everybody's drunk in this mighty chance. Anyone dance together, nigga, no blue. It's so true that I done did everything they said I shouldn't do. I done did everything they said. You got a guy with no arms, no legs, an albino,
and a black chicken. Zero out of 10 Obama PC, 6 out of 10 feminist socialists, 0 out of 10 on the machine. 3 out of 10 Jewish lawyer. Triple out of 10 Angie D. Real Funny. God is my witness. 1 out of 10,
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Miss AK. 8 out of 10, Bonzie Buddy. 0 out of 10, Bill Riser. 2 out of 10, Corpus Drucey Capital. 3 out of 10, Bob Tom. 3 out of 10, Cheeto Smacks. 4 out of 10, Bob Bagman. Tijuana Genius, 7 out of 10. All right. I think we're done with this. I think that there's general consensus is that this kind of sucks a cock with it. Or suck a knob with it. Anyway,
let's go ahead and take this off. I got to go ahead and get to some of these diamonds here that have been dropped. Let's get to some diamonds. What do we have here? We've got, hold on, let me go back here. Jesus Christ, let's get to some diamonds. We've got all right, we've got black worm. I think we've already said black worms here. Switch the channel. The tism is strong with this guy. I think he was talking about the redhead freak show that was trying to bring a fucking wine bottle on his head. Switch the channel,
drop the diamond. This brony tistic guy is pathetic. His poor dad, I'm not too sure if there was even a dad in the picture with that guy, but if there was, that dad should be pistol whipped. Curse Doggo dropped a diamond. Jesus Christ, this guy looks like a serial killer. I think they were talking about, once again, that sick-ass brony that was trying to cut his face with scissors or a blade or whatever the hell. Elaine Bennis drops a diamond. This guy has a Kiwi Farms thread. Kyle,
I'm not going to say his last name. I don't want to dox anybody, but obviously he has a Kiwi Farms thread. Atsushi Sakahari dropped a diamond. Is this Corey Taylor? Sad. Are you talking about the fucking Trump slipknot mix? Dude,
shut up. Curse Doggo dropped a diamond. Libertarians are fucking dipshits. Yeah, because they never live up to expectations. All they do is talk, Curse Doggo dropped the diamond. 010. Not enough Antifa members being beaten. I think he was talking about Skunkler's two videos about one of those damn videos had Antifa getting hit with a frying pan to the head. We got a Cursed Doggo with another diamond,
still better than a fucking autist trying to rap. Good one, Cursed Doggo. And there's Skunkler once again with a Ninja Geenie. What's going on, Skunkler? And Skunkler said, the black guy's disability is he. Wait, hold on. The black guy disability, he's a N-word, not joking. The black guy's disability, he's an N-word,
not joking. Well, I don't know about that. I don't know if I condone that, but I do appreciate that Skunkler's dropping the Ninja Genie, making lemons rain on people up in here, man. So cheers to Skunkler. Cheers to you, Skunkler, man. I appreciate it. All right, we're getting through. We only got a few more in here, and then we're going to have some radio graffiti for a little bit of an intermission. So let's get these goddamn last few donos that came in before the show started,
and then we'll go ahead and go to some radio graffiti. Courtesy of Chad Poopter Griffin, by the way, who donated a $50 bill. All right, so everybody, cheers to Chad Poopter Griffin, even though people may think he's a sick dick cheeseburger or whatever. All right, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination said this. He said, actual video footage of Bigfoot. Once you'll see it,
you'll believe there really is a Bigfoot. Is this a new meme or something? Is this fucking like uh is this whole Bigfoot shit a new meme and I just didn't get the memo? I didn't get the facts, I didn't get the email. Is that what this fucking shit is? Because it's damn silly. All right, this whole Bigfoot goddamn shit is damn silly, and it's getting old, and it's like beating a dead cock already,
all right? Stop it with the Bigfoot shit anyway. 15 and a half inches of pure imagination dropped this one, and he says, After this, we'll believe in Bigfoot. And oh, real funny, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination. Bigfoot the truck, Bigfoot the monster truck. How quaint who doesn't remember Bigfoot the massive monster truck,
huh? Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Bigfoot, the original monster truck. Oh, my God. I don't know. Do you believe in Bigfoot now? Look at this head. I gotta change a tire here,
boy. Give me a little bit of a hand. I'm gonna change this tire. King of the monster truck. Bigfoot. Sunday,
Sunday, Sunday. Monster trucks coming to your town near you. Hey, look out, come up. It's make food. King of the monster truck. When it comes to size, those over the skies. I mean, this is reminiscent of the old days,
I'll tell you that. Now you got all kinds of monster trucks like Gravedigger. There's a couple other ones out there. And is this a video for Big Truck? No,
it's a video. Look at that. Look at all those monster trucks, boy. Look at all those monster trucks. Yay! King of the monster truck. When it comes to time,
those under the skies. Oh my god, look at that. Look at this shit. Hey, look out! King of the monster truck when it comes to side. Oh my god,
no, no way! No way! Do you believe in Bigfoot? She's a daily monster dressing baby blue. Hey,
look out! Look out! It's big. I mean, I mean, this is ridiculous, dude. I mean, you know, this is ridiculous. Look at these tires. Well,
I guess we did see Bigfoot, at least according to 15 and a half inches of pure imagination. That does reminisce me back to some olden days back in the day when, you know,
the whole monster truck series would come to your town, and it would always be on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Anyway, let's continue here. We've got a Ninja Genie once again dropped by Cursed Doggo. Cursed Doggo dropped a Ninja Genie and said Bigfoot is the only real Ford truck that would crush the shit out of a Dodge. That is the truth. You know,
I can't, I can't, I can't debate with Curse Doggo. And thank you once again for the Ninja Genie, Cursed Doggo. I appreciate it. T Gore has pepperoni nipples. Oh, Jesus. Did you, did you,
who cares? What do you want to suck on him or something, you fucking pervert? Hey, what's up to boat? Hey, ghost, I can't stay up late. In no shape for that. But I know enough first date and I'm not that far gone yet that I'm going to at least throw myself in the recovery position when I decide it's time to pass out. All right. Hey, cheers to boat, man. He's into keto. He's into all that shit. Cheers to Daniel. The people of Michigan are about to strip Twitmer of her emergency powers. Not enough, in my opinion. She should be removed from office. I agree with that,
Fox McCloud. Whitmer is a biatch. I agree, Fox McCloud. Ghost, if Trump listens to your show, then how come he hasn't come out as trans? Fuck you lately. All right. Fuck off with all that trans shit. Donald Rainwater, why is my mic plugged into a moldy potato in this video? That's pretty funny. Here's Besmirch Lemur. They said millions wouldn't die,
and they didn't. It's almost like the lockdown accomplished its goke and saved lives. Imagine that. It didn't save lives. It was a joke. It's a phony. I am fortunate that my machine shop has a relaxed drug policy. They said it would be terrible to run my machine throughout the day. Shekos can be even more damaged. Oh,
God. Bigfoot sister, dude. Give me a break. Didn't even say anything. Just left that as a video. Bigfoot sister. Here's Monster Jam. Introducing our newest truck. Driven by the one and only Thomas Ghost Albin. Fuck you. It's the Wheels Badman. The Wheels Badman? The Wheels Badman. Jeopardy Time. Tgore. Who is Pepperoni Nipples? Dude,
I don't fucking know. Flaming Nipple Chops is cousin? I have no fucking idea. All right. Jesus Christ, you guys are fucking sick. Can we get to the next video? Now, this next video is by Fake Distillan, and Fake Distillin' said, man, Oh man, I love sucking big cocks.
Cox are big.
All right, anyway, this is a fake Distillan.
This is that dono, okay?
All right, so let's go ahead and see what it is that the fake Distillan donated, so we can get done with these donos that came in before the show, and then we'll get to some radio graffiti.
All right, what the hell is this?
Oh you fucking piece of shit, you fake Distilling bastard.
You fake Distillin motherfucker.
The real Distillin would never fucking donate some stupid eating pussy on an album kind of bullshit like this.
All right anyway, the fake Distillin requested this one.
Put the pc shot out.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Distilling would never fucking request this dumb bitch.
I have taken out my middle.
All right.
Distilling would never fucking request this stupid dirty bitch.
She is a stupid, dumb, dirty bitch. I can't stand this whore. I can't fucking stand this little bitch. Good God. Fucking sick little whore. I am a fucking stuffed little Zan. And I am trying to be a tomboy. Because most women are fucking dykes now. So I look a little bitch. Oh,
yeah. Here I go. Look at how I eat the fucking snatch. Oh, yeah. My knees are fucking red from fucking snatch. Oh, yeah. I like to lick it before I stick it. So you're a tough guy. Stupid,
dumb fucking cunt. I just can't get enough, guys. I hate this bra, dude. I sincerely hate this stupid, dumb, dirty bitch. I mean,
this says a lot about our society. When a stupid, dumb cunt like this is popular. I mean, this says a lot about society. Fucking stupid,
dirty bitch. I like to lick on dirty muffs. Yeah, I don't like when they shave their hair off. Cause I like hair in my throat because it helps me sing. My mom likes to sing along with me,
but she won't sing this. Can we thumbs down this shit, dude? Seriously, good God. So you're a tough guy, like you're really a rough guy. And of course, you know, they're trying to, you know,
do the whole pro Black Lives Matter bullshit. I'm the best. Stupid, dirty bitch, dude. I'm serious. You know who we blame for this? We gotta blame all the single dyke women for making this bitch who she is. Alright? All the dirty,
single, bullnose, bulldyke bitches. I can't stand this. I mean, are we almost done with this shit? This is so stupid. Someone,
please slap this bitch in the fucking face. She looks like she likes it with a collar on. She might like to get lashed in the backside. And by the way,
when this bitch made this song, she was like 16 years old. Okay? So just FYI, they got a 16-year-old in some bondage-like attire. Okay? So it's not just the bullnose bulldyke bitches that like this. It's also the Woody Allen buttlove and pedophiles. Fucking dirty bitch,
dude. I hope you get the fucking age, you dumb fucking cunt. I'm serious. I can't stand Billy Elish. All right. It is yet another fucking signification that our goddamn country sucks. The people suck. They're all a bunch of spoiled fucking brats. And this underscores that shit,
man. You know, I actually got people in the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room from all over the world, dude. I got them from India. I got them from Africa and all this shit. And they can't believe how fucking spoiled, entitled,
fucking brats that the fucking millennials and Gen Z are in America when they're out here looting, rioting, and committing acts of violence in the name of getting some sort of universal basic income. All right. These fucking people are saying that they deserve,
that's why they're rioting, looting, and committing acts of violence right now. They think they deserve $2,000 a month just for breathing. Okay, just for breathing. All right. Meanwhile, 80%, 8-0, 80% of the world lives on less than $2 a day. No wonder everybody hates America. No wonder. Anyway, let's get to the next one. This next one is yet by the fake distilling and said,
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here's some metal to kick off the night. Cheers, ghosts. And of course, it's the fake distilling. It ain't no metal. Guess what it is? It's fucking Billy Alicia again. This stupid, dirty, scuffed little Zan bitch. I'm tired of this slut, man. I'm tired of this dumb fucking whore, man. Jesus Christ. Anybody who's male that listens to this,
just come out of the closet and say you're taking up the fucking pooper. All right? I'm not even kidding. And what's up with the black guy? What's up with this black guy? Oh, Don't tell me Billy Elisha's pushing this shit.
Don't tell me she's pushing this shit.
What are you wondering?
What do you know?
And you know, I want to tell you something.
Notice how this bitch really can't sing.
This bitch is just using voice effects processors and her just talking like this now.
And I think I'm a fucking singer.
I'm a manufactured piece of product by somebody from a record company.
Jesus Christ.
Staple your tongue.
Bury a friend.
Try to wake up.
Cannibal cut.
I mean, what is this? What is this supposed to be? I mean, this is like cuties. All right. This is a goth version of cuties. This bitch was 16 years old when she made this. And she's like promoting like bondage, Hair pulling, wearing dog collars, medical fetish, you know, banging black guys.
I mean, what the fuck is this shit?
I fucking hate this dumb whore.
I swear to God.
This fucking dirty bitch.
I hope she gets a fucking goddamn STD that makes her vulva fall out.
Can we fucking thumbs down this one too?
Jesus Christ.
This fucking shit makes me want to throw up, man.
Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now.
Well, you still can.
But Billy, if you thought that you'd be dead by now, by all means, Nobody's stopping you.
Nobody's stopping you, Billy, you fucking scuffed little Zan slut.
I mean, this is a fucking no-dick-getting edgelord is what this is. This is a... I mean, can we hurry up with this shit, dude? This is so stupid. I ain't seriously, man. And to think that this is popular music in America right now. Man, no...
no wonder Muslims are strapping bombs to their chest and not wanting any influence from our culture, man. No fucking wonder, man. Do you think they want this shit going on in their culture? You think they want this shit? Why don't you run for me? What are you wondering? What do you want? I'm sure like the next suicide bomber that we see is going to say,
fuck you, Billy Elish. All right, get this fucking bitch out of here. Fuck you, Billy Elish. All right. I could smell your anchovy fucking cunt from here. You're such a dirty bitch. All right. Jesus Christ. You know,
this bitch probably, when she opens her legs, it probably smells like a piece of gouda cheese that's been in a sock for about a fucking 12 hours straight during a fucking hike up a mountain. I'm not even fucking joking around. I could smell her from here. All right. Anyway,
we've got a back-to-back to back by the fake distilling again. And the fake distilling said, here is an underground metal band that I think you'll like. It's a little fruity, but it's got some nice riffs. Now, I want to be honest with you. I think that we're probably going to see more of the same by this fucking fake distilling here. So let's just go ahead and get to it. Oh, Jesus Christ. Are we actually going to have to see a back-to-back to back of Billy Elish,
this dirty fucking cunt? Oh my God. Let's hurry up. All right. I mean, it's bad enough that she was smelling up the whole fucking place like a bad period. Let's just go ahead and give it the trifecta,
shall we? Are y'all ready? The fake distilling. All right. Requested this one once again. Play it. Here it is. Another Billy Elish song. And guess what? I bet you she's going to sing the same way. I am going to sing just like this. I like drinking black water because I liked being blacked inside. Oh,
yeah. Good for you. The fuck is this? You see, look at this bondage shit she's trying to promote. Look at this. Look at this bondage garbage at 16. This was in 2018. So she was 15. This stupid little skank. Thumbs down this shit,
please. Good God. And people are actually listening to this horse shit, man. People are actually bumping this in their fucking car. People are actually fucking listening to this in their house. Jesus Christ. She's drinking black water. What is that supposed to mean,
huh? Let me drink blacked water. Okay, let me guzzle it down. There it is. I'm getting blacked. Huh? Jesus Christ. Look, if she's going to drink this, She better sing like Aretha Franklin after this.
I'm not even.
She better drink like, you know, Aretha Franklin.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is?
What the fuck was in that glass?
Because they're not gone This bitch deserves to be slapped in the mouth.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to cry now.
I'm crying black tears now.
Black lives matter.
I'm crying black tears now.
Black Lives Matter!
I've said I love Christ!
It's...
Anybody listening to this is a fucking retard.
Seriously.
Anybody who gives this music any kind of credibility, you are a problem. You are the reason why our country's being flushed down the toilet. Alright? Let me let you go. Oh,
what an edgelord. Oh, this is so this is so deep. This is so deep. She just got black. She's got black tears now. Black tears matter. Black tears matter. Black tears matter. I could lie,
say I like it like that. Jesus Christ. Thank God. All right, everybody, if you're listening, go to every Billy Aleash video if you could, please, and just thumbs down it, dude. Please, just thumbs down it and just call it the, just call it trash. Just call it the trash it is, dude. And what the hell is this, Anonymous? Hey, ghost, can you please rant more about the vaccine and Agenda 21? If I do,
those people start talking about that. That's what I've been trying to tell them, anonymous. That's what I've been trying to tell them,
dude. I'd buy that for a dollar. I'll give you a break. She's a good piece of ass. Yeah, right, you fucking desperate piece of trash. Are you shitting me? Jesus Christ. This song won Best Record of the Year at the recent Sammy's. She did. What? The fuck? This is modern music. Come on to strike. This is modern-day music. Hey,
what's up, Unparalleled Aesthetics? Got some fusion jazz. Still can't believe that California and New York legalized pedophilia that quickly. Jesus. These are true end times. I wish I had realized it sooner. I know. Cheers to you and the chat. Cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics,
man. Cheers to you. Will you assholes shut up about my pepperoni nipples? It's not funny. That's not Tigor. You guys are just being dickheads. You guys are just being dickheads. What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader. Oh, Samboni driver, man. What the fuck? I'd buy that for a dollar. Better than Pantera Fruit Bowl Baguette Glory Whole Service. Fuck you, Fruit Bowl Daryl. Yeah,
fuck you. You say that in front of a bunch of Pantera fans. You get your ass whooped. All right. Especially when there are many. Here's Curse Doggo. Yo, Ghost. Thought I'd drop a dono. Here's some Black Sabbath as a cleanser from all of this Billy A-list shit. Yeah, no, sir. Seriously, the bitch looks like one of those crackheads that crawled out of the ass crack of Florida. Good one, Curse Doggo. That's Real. Her handler is Jewish 100%. Whole video,
eight kinds of satanic. Sheckles can be even. I agree, Esriel. It's pretty satanic, is right. Is this the real distilling? Sorry, ghost. None of those were me. First dono of the night for me. Here's some Pantera to make up for that smelly cunt. Hey,
thank you, Distillant. I hope it is the real Distillant. And here's another one by Unparalleled Aesthetics. Sup, Ghost. Still can't believe that Callie and New York legalized pedophilia. I can't believe it either. I wish I had realized it years ago. I used to brush off what you said. Hey, Why is that?
Why is that two donos here?
Hey, unparalleled aesthetics, you gave me two donos of the same.
If you want to give me a, like two or three bucker, and let me know.
If you want a different one for one of those donos, let me know.
Dude okay, because I think you donated two of the exact same donations.
So just fyi dude, all right uh, anyway.
Uh, it looks like this is the last of the.
Oh no no, there's one no no no, I think this is the last one.
Whoops sent that to the wrong ghost.
Can you refund me that dono?
Send that to the wrong god.
What the fuck he talking about?
Zamboni driver.
what are you talking about? What do a puppy and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose. Ah, besmirch the merch. Come on, man. Come on. All right, look,
because we had Chad Poopter Griffin, of all people, drop a $50 bill because he wanted a little bit of radio graffiti. We're going to go ahead and do that now that we've gotten rid of all the donos that came in before the show. It's the five. Oh, my God! M. Bison, the newest member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show! Oh,
God! You know what? I'll bite. I'll download JewCord this one time. Jew cord? Oh, Jesus Christ. Anyway, thank you, M. Bison, for being the latest Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room member. I just want to let you know that there is a lot of drama going on in there. And, you know,
I'm trying not to let it bleed over into the ghost show or the Saturday Night Troll Show. But unfortunately, you know, what am I going to do? Anyway, with that being said, let's go ahead and let's get to some Radio Graffiti. How about that? Let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti. And for those that don't know, if you want to participate in Radio Graffiti, all you got to do is call in right now,
775-799-9180. All right. And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti. And when I call on your area code or on your name, hold on, wait a minute. What is this? How do you get a black woman pregnant? Come on a rock and let the flies do the rest. Oh, daily racist joke. Come on. Ghost Jr. God damn it,
Dad. I told you Billy is old enough to make her decisions. Why wouldn't you let your granddaughter express herself? Fuck you. This is who Billy is. Fuck you. Why can't you accept that? Fuck you. All right, Ghost Jr. All right, fuck off. Anyway,
when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind. That's why we call this Radio Graffiti. Does everybody got it? Just call in right now on that number that you see in front of your screen,
Flu Vaccine Campaign Sparks COVID Spike00:03:40
775-799-9180, and you can be a part of Radio Graffiti. All right. With that being said, let's go ahead and hook up to Radio Graffiti right now. And let's see how many people are in queue as we are approaching Radio Graffiti time. All right. Let's go ahead and see who's on here. All right. How many people do we have on here? Well,
guys, we've got about 15 people. 15 people here. We're helping people around the world communicate for free. There are 15. All I'm saying is telling people about the dangers of taking music vaccine. That creepy test and wearing the mask is a bit more important than repeating stuff about this fucking COVID shit. Once you take the vaccine,
you'll denounce God and stuff. I agree with that there, anonymous. But you see, people are already believing the hype. All right. I mean, you know, unfortunately, you can tell what someone's politics are based upon whether they wear a mask or they don't wear a mask. And unfortunately, those that wear a mask are all going to take the vaccine. As a matter of fact,
I've said this many times. There is an unbelievable push right now, an unbelievable marketing campaign to get everybody to take the flu vaccine. They want everybody to take the flu vaccine. Has anybody seen this? They're talking about making drive-through flu vaccine centers. All right. They're giving out band-aids called flu fighter. What's up,
Dark Beam? I recently called my gynecologist, thinking it was my person on the other end, was horrified when I asked about my routine cleaning. What? What the fuck did Dark Beam Magician Girl just say? Anyway,
once again, there's this massive attempt at trying to get people to get this flu shot. And guess what? It's not only just one flu vaccine they want you to get this year. Put the PC shot on. They want you to take two of them. Do you understand? They want now two flu vaccines. And let me tell you,
I believe the woman that was interviewed on that documentary, Plandemic, Judy Merkovitz, who worked with Fauci, who worked with the guy who founded AIDS, Robert Gallo.
I believe her when she said that what COVID-19 is and what people are dropping dead for is whatever they put in this year's vaccine.
Whatever they put in this year's vaccine is what's killing people.
And now that you have this massive marketing campaign in an attempt to try to get people to go and get their flu vaccines, not one, but two, I guarantee you we're going to see an influx once again of COVID infections, COVID deaths.
And we're already starting to see it in Europe.
We're already starting to see it in Europe.
And I'm telling y'all right now, this is what's going to cause the upcoming spike in COVID-19. Mark my words. Y'all heard me on here. What's going to cause another spike in COVID-19 is this massive marketing campaign to get people to get the flu vaccine. I am not kidding. If you don't believe me,
take the flu vaccine and see what happens. That's all I'm saying. All right. Anyway, mark my words. That's going to be the second wave. All right. Look it up. Google drive-through flu vaccine. Google flu fighters. Type in two flu shots. I mean,
Radio Graffiti Engineer's Rage00:15:21
I'm not kidding. Wake up, you stupid, mindless assholes. Wake up, you stupid morons. All right. Jesus Christ. All right. Are we ready for Radio Graffiti Engineer? Well, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now. All right. And for all those that don't know, give us a call right now,
775-799-9180. And you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti. So let's go ahead and take a couple of Radio Graffiti calls and let's see what's going on. How about 743 Radio Graffiti? Hey, 743.
Come on, you son of a few.
And throw it out for the band.
We'll plan those puppet baggers and problems from our land.
How double?
This is our mapping, our guide.
Don't jump into the bag and enemy.
Segregation bargains.
Say thrice is the way to the school, let's all say goodbye.
Segregation is our watchword, say thrice be the man.
To defend our southern way of life, we pledge our hearts and hands.
Step forward and be counted, then fall inside the sky.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
That's some southern Confederacy.
And what is this?
T Me Gore?
You fucking idiot.
Stop donating me dumb shit like that and trying to make me say shit that I'm not intended to say, You dumb fucks.
All right, let's take some more callers here.
How about tryhard radio graffiti?
Welcome to the come zone.
Only come inside.
Anime girls.
Quivering clit.
Double-jointed.
Get this shit.
Get this.
Shut up.
Hitler.
Allah mention in dur sweetracht word and die ersten sein die Imbever stehenden.
Jesus Christ for getting backed up with hardcore donuts.
Hey, I don't fucking speak that later.
Hosen language, dude, okay?
I don't speak that later.
Hosen language.
How about ghost ailments, radio graffiti?
Pettish radio graffiti.
I am a lispy bastard.
I've got dyslexia.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm bald.
I'm missing teeth.
I'm a racist.
I'm stupid.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm an imbecile.
I got autism.
I got Asperger's.
I'm on the spectrum.
I got anxiety disorder.
I'm a closet homo, but I'm afraid to come out.
I hope Miss Ghost didn't hear that.
Fuck you, pettish, you fucking dumb piece of fucking shit!
Fucking stupid son of a bitch!
Fucking...
Motherfucker, man. You fucking stupid piece of shit. This is why I hate radio fucking graffiti, man. This is why I hate radio graffiti, man. Fucking piece of shit. This is going to be a short radio graffiti. I can tell you that right goddamn now. How about 650 radio fucking graffiti? We've got angel products,
radio goddamn graffiti. And secondly, Trump is not a racist man, no matter how much you people are trying to make him one. You understand me? Party white nationalist. What? Buy that for a dollar. Cap, Can you shove this cap up your counter?
I meant to say baguette.
God damn it.
God damn it.
I didn't say it.
I said baguette.
All right?
I said baguette.
I said baguette.
God fucking damn it.
Fuck you.
Get your fucking ass.
Fucking stupid fucking ass.
Let me tell you something, you dumb fucks. All right. This is going to be a very short radio graffiti if you auto-cut the shit. All right? This is going to be a rib fucking short,
fucking short radio graffiti if you idiots keep this fucking garbage up. I can tell you that, man. All right? Stop this fucking splicing shit. And who the who the fuck is this liberal ghost radio graffiti? Chad Pooker Griffin radio graffiti. And all you assholes that stay this. I hate Shrump. Hey,
it's the truth, Donald Trump. You know? Who's nothing more than some megalomaniac blowhard that we do not need in the White House? I hate Shrump Trump Zuckhike. I hate Shrump Trump Zuckhike. I hate Shrump Trump Zuckheight. Fuck you,
Chad Pookerbeck and fuck you. Fuck you! New! Yeah! Fucking SPICE! Yeah! Fucking mother fucking spice! That's a fucking splice and everybody knows it! That's a fucking spice,
man. Listen, I'm not kidding around. Cut the shit! Cut the goddamn shit! Or that's it. I'm not doing another goddamn fucking radio graffiti. We're gonna end this shit, and that's it. Son of a bitch. What? Unparalleled aesthetics. Don't know how I said two no-nos, but I did. Enjoy a song from one of my favorite games. If you liked this game,
you'd like the game blasphemous. It's the same genre of game, similar with a similar aesthetic. Cheers. Well, thank you, unparalleled aesthetics. I appreciate it. Sorry if I'm a little fucking winded here,
man. But you hear what's going on in radio fucking graffiti right now, right? All right, look, I need some dope. All right, before we get on to anything else, where's my goddamn pipe? Where's my pipe? Give me my fucking pipe, man. All right, I got a fucking, I got, I gotta, I gotta load a new bowl here. I'm sorry, folks. I gotta fucking load a new bowl here, all right? Y'all hear all this splicing,
dumb fucking garbage that I've got to put up with on radio graffiti. I didn't even want to do radio graffiti right now, but of course, Chad Poopter Griffin dropped a $50 bill and was like, how about some radio graffiti early? Here I am. I'm giving you Cox Radio Graffiti early. And guess what y'all are fucking doing? Y'all are doing this bullshit. You goddamn son of a bitch. All right, Where's my goddamn lighter?
Give me my fucking lighter, man.
Let me take a couple of hits and we're gonna move on to radio graffiti.
So, I don't know, maybe a couple more calls.
I don't know.
Give me my goddamn smoke.
Gotta hold it in when it hit the brain.
Get a hold of him and eat the brakes.
Shit.
Whoa. All right. All right. Hey,
what the hell is this? Call on Reverend D. I don't even know what the D stands for. Maybe I don't even want to know, for Christ's sake. I'd buy that for a dollar. And what is this? Utensils.wave, not splices. They were fucking splices. Shut up. Stop trying to fucking fool people. I'd buy that for a dollar. Oh, that's utensils. I forgot. Y'all just lost the game. I forgot. I skipped out. I'm discombobulating here because of all the fucking splices,
man. I'm sorry. Oh, God. All right. I need a tissue, dude. Please excuse me. All right. Every time I take the first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the grass, the marijuana, the poo smoke, I got mucus that comes out of my orifices. I don't fucking get it, man. All right,
please excuse me. Oh, that's better. I'm sorry,
dude. That was just a lot of smoke, all right? I mean, you have to understand the type of hits that I take. All right, I take fucking, I take iron lung type of hits. And by the way, the strain that I'm smoking is a dick cheese, great strain, very good taste. What is this, Fox McLeod? For the uninitiated, whenever Ghost calls something a splice, don't believe him. It's all real audio. Oh, fuck off, Fox McCloud, dude. My true fans know the truth, right?
My true fans know the truth.
They know that's a splice and shut up.
All right, look, I'm supposed to be calling on some idiot named Reverend D here.
Where the hell is Reverend D?
Jewish kazoo knows.
Fuck you, dude.
Jewish kazoo knows.
I don't have, I don't even know what that means.
First of all.
And secondly, I don't have a fucking kazoo knows you fucking piece of shit.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some more radio graffiti calls.
All right, the Reverend Radio Graffiti.
Commie Cat Radio Graffiti.
Do you understand?
Everybody that's a true fan of mine knows my show turned people trans, you fucking idiot.
all right? I'm the kind of guy that likes to put trannies into bondage situations. You know, I want to put a red ball gag in your mouth and slap your ass until it's candy apple red while you're bound. You understand? And then once I make your candy apple fucking ass red,
then I'm going to give you the old in-out, in-outs, rough and hard until you try to talk to me through your fucking ball gag and you can't. And you know what? I don't think that trannies should be having their dicks cut off, All right?
I'm just saying.
All right, I completely like him with dicks.
You know it and I know it.
That's a fucking goddamn splice, you fuck you, fucker.
Fucking splice!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck, Fuck you!
I'm tired of you splicing pieces of shit!
I'm tired of you splicing pieces of crap!
God damn it, fuck you in the chat.
It's a fucking splice, and everybody knows it, man. All right? Fucking piece of shit. Where's his Juno's? Go fuck off. Whoever the fuck. God fucking damn it. Look at it. We got the pet Mexican with a $2 bill with a link for Christ's sake. Fuck off,
pet Mexican. God damn it. Oh my God, dude. I mean, I just want a little respect out here. You know that I wasn't going to show up today because my voice wasn't up to 100%. All right. I was going to kick back. All right. I was going to chill instead of coming up here and taking this kind of shit from you people. All right. I was going to kick back and chill here,
but no. I feel sorry for y'all. I have no fucking idea why. I have no idea why. I feel sorry for y'all. I'm like, yeah, man, I better go out. A better show for these guys. You know,
they're expecting to show. And this is the fucking kind of fucking crap that you people put me through. All right. I'm only going to take a couple of more callers here. I'm not going to sit over here and put up with this shit all night. All right. I deserve more respect from you people,
man. Don't you understand that? I give you fucking hours of my life. And this is the kind of shit you do to me? Splicing me, telling, saying that I like tranny dicks or some shit. Fuck you, okay? Fuck you. Fucking piece of shit. I can fuck you for saying that shit,
all right? You people are closet-projecting homos. You people want big cocks in your orifices, and that's why you're projecting on me. So fuck off, all of you, man. What the hell is this? This is for the pet Mexican smiley face. Oh, God. Now we got people donating for the fucking pet Mexican, that goddamn burrito eating son of a bitch. And what is this? For the pet Mexican. Oh,
God. Raven Fury besmirch the merch. Don't fucking encourage this goddamn chalupa eating son of a bitch. All right? That's the last thing I need is this fucking cactus eater to think that he can do this all the time, you fucking pieces of shit. Don't encourage him, man. I'm already tired of this show. I already don't even want to do this show anymore, man. I mean,
this is the unfortunate part about doing this goddamn show sober, man. All right? I can't fucking do alcohol because I got this fucking gout foot. And it's fucking rough, dude. It's fucking rough. It's fucking rough. It has been a rough time. I'll tell you that right goddamn now. Who the fuck else? How about 712 Radio Graffiti? Yo, what's up,
Zamboni Driver Wager00:07:03
Ghost? Hey, well, not very good. What's up with you, dude? Yo, Dallas better win the fucking Stanley Cup. That's all I'm saying. I hope they do. As a matter of fact, I'm going to be watching the NHL Stanley Cup just because of the Dallas stars being in it. So yeah, I hope so too, man. I mean, what do you think are the odds? You know what? In regards to the odds,
I like to place a wager so we have it on the record for the chat. And this is Zamboni driver, by the way. If the Dallas Stars end up losing, I will go trans. Oh, dude, get him off, dude. I don't even want to. You see, why do you even have to kid around about that shit, Zamboni driver? I just had some dickhead splice me into making me say I like tranny fucking dicks knot or whatever the fuck. And now you're sitting over here saying, hey,
if the Dallas stars win, I'll go trans. This is not funny anymore, dude. It was cute. All right. It was a cute troll. It was funny for about two minutes. It's starting to piss me off,
all of you people that are claiming that my fucking show makes people trans testicle. I don't fucking like that. I think you people are pieces of trash for inferring that, and I can't believe it. Don't play that shit. Fuck broke spot. Oh,
come on, dude. Don't do that shit to me, man. For the pet Mexican. Oh, God. All right, dude. You see this? You see what happens, dude? You see what happens? Ooh, daddy, I am so excited you love trans peen. I haven't got it cut yet. But I might get it milled flat just for you, winking face. Jesus Christ, two-time trans. And look, now the pet Mexican put a second one up because two people,
Rave in Fury and Besmirch the Merch, donated in $18.20. And then I've got somebody by the name of fuck broke, fucking derogatory name towards Mexicans telling me not to play it. Look, don't do this to me now,
okay? Don't do this to me now. Here is Anonymous. Ghost is right. His true fans know the truth. And those weren't splices. In fact, there is no such thing as splices. Fuck off. Slices do not. Fuck off. Splices are a myth. Gautler is obviously a Democrat who hates Trump. He's down with the global Indian Grove. Bullshit,
man. That's fucking a lie. That's fake news. That's fake news, all right? And what is it, Zamboni driver? For the record, I wasn't lying. History is written by the victors. So what are you saying, Zamboni driver,
all right? Are you trying to come out to me now? All right. You're going to come out as trans now? I mean, first we got transthetic. Now we've got trans boney. All right. I don't want to talk about this anymore. And for whoever Anonymous is, dude, I am ride or die with Trump. Do you understand? Trump has done more for this country than any president since Washington. Do you understand? All right. I mean,
this man has preserved the integrity of America. He has thrown a wrench into the engine of globalism. That's why you have everybody from the Chi Comms to the globalists that are embedded in every component of our government bureaucracies from municipal,
state, and federal going after Trump. You understand? That's why they're going after him. And what is this? Pause donos. All right, I'll pause the donos. All right. But I'm telling y'all right now, I am not whatever these idiots are trying to claim. I am 100% for Trump. I encourage everybody to go out and vote for Trump. This man, by his actions alone,
proved that he cares about the people of this country. The fact that he has renegotiated the trade deals with China and stopped China from using us as a consumption hole, as a cash cow,
okay? And now China doesn't know what to do. Their economy is the worst in 60 some odd years. That was during the time that the Cultural Revolution was in play during the time of Mao Cedong's tenure. All right,
their gums are economically bleeding because Trump is not allowing them to come in here and just take our money at a rate of $600 billion. $600 billion with a B dollars a year that we used to give to China. It's no wonder that China has built itself into the modern society that it's turned itself into. And let me tell you,
the World Trade Organization, this globalist edifice that Donald Trump has been criticizing just came out yesterday and said that the renegotiation of the trade deal by Trump is illegal. Can you believe this? I mean, this should show you that the globalists are real. Who the fuck anointed the World Trade Organization to be the overlord of international commerce? I mean, seriously,
who in the fuck anointed these people? And Donald Trump said, fuck you. Donald Trump also said, fuck you to the UN. Donald Trump has also said, fuck you to the World Health Organization. These unelected globalist edifices that are somehow supposed to supersede the sovereignty of nations. All right. I'm sorry to get on this soliloquy,
but y'all piss me off trying to sit over here and claim that I'm some anti-American Democrat. All right. I am not. This president is the fucking hero we don't deserve. And that's why there's so many people that don't like him because no president has stopped and attempted takeover of our sovereignty than this man right here. We were subtly being taken over by globalists. We were subtly having our constitutional rights taken away. I mean,
lest we forget prior to all this, about two, three, four years ago, the Democrats tried to take our guns from us, trying to take away our Second Amendment rights, claiming that we don't need guns in a civilized society. The police will always be there. And now, fast forward to now, these same Democrats that were trying to tell you to get rid of your Second Amendment right three or four years ago are now trying to say,
defund the police. Defund the police, huh? How quaint. You can't have it both ways, you dumbass Democrats. Okay? You can't defund the police and then take away people's guns. Who is going to be the force of authority there? It's going to be the criminals. It's going to be the outlaws. It's going to be Antifa,
Ruining Halloween for Kids00:06:44
Black Lives Matter. Do you understand? This is why each and every one of you that are American citizens need to take pride. You need to take patriotism in the fact that you are lucky to be born in a free country. You are lucky to be accorded rights that are accorded to you by God,
by the Constitution, and not being a bunch of Eurocucks, not being a bunch of people that are oppressed by totalitarian regimes. And that's why us as American people need to be participating in not only our government duties, but we need to be involved in our communities. Because if people were involved in their neighborhoods, their communities, you wouldn't see the type of garbage that we're seeing in Portland, in Seattle, in Atlanta, in Minneapolis, in Kenosha,
in New York. We wouldn't see this shit. We would not see this shit. So once again, okay, next time a Democrat tries to tell you that your Second Amendment needs to be taken away, remember Black Lives Matter. Remember Antifa and all the riots, looting, and violence that they did because they told the police to stand down. All right. Anyway, sorry about that soliloquy,
folks. I had to say it, dude. I had to say it. Jesus fucking Christ. What is this? Trans Engineer. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right, great. And then, oh, Pet Mexican with another $2. Oops, wrong video. Okay,
great. Let's get back to Radio Graffiti, please. This has been a horrible fucking radio graffiti, for fuck's sake. All right. Can we just get to the next one? Who else do we have here? How about 559 Radio Graffiti? Hey,
Gov. How's it going for tonight? How you doing, dude? What's going on? I'm actually doing fine right now with all these goddamn freaking splices who always been ruining the radio graffiti experience for everyone. I know, dude. And you know what's sad is that they try to splice me, making me say the most filthy, disgusting things. And, you know, some people that just come along this broadcast, maybe it's their first time hearing it, they're going to think it's fucking true, man,
you know? I know. They always want to say something that you didn't say that, but that's just a bunch of all the bullshit and nobody wants to hear it. Not only that shit has also been disrespectful to you,
but it's disrespected to the loyal viewers and listeners who are tuning to your show every Tuesdays, Thursdays, and sometimes Saturdays, man. Give me a break with all that bullshit. I couldn't have said it more eloquently either. Listen, I really appreciate what you're saying. Do you want to give a shout out to anybody out there? Pretty much a shout out to you, engineer at the inner circle. And fuck the trolls in the chats,
man. Cheers! Scroll! Thank you very much, man. Cheers to you. I mean, what an eloquent, very punctual young man right there. Thank you very much, man. Great diction,
by the way. Who else we got? We got 320 Radio Graffiti. Hey, yo. Hey, what's up, dude? I just want to say I totally agree with you about guns. I got a bunch of guns recently. Pretty fun. Never giving them up. And one more thing. Go ahead. We are family. Oh,
Christmas tree. All right. All right. Look, look, that was, all right, look, that was like a dark razors video of me and, you know, I don't know, some kind of Christmas rendition of some song. Look, can we get through Halloween first? Can we get through Thanksgiving first? All right. I mean,
I want to feel the whole holiday effect. Look, I know that you're autist and you want gifts and presents and my little pony characters and anime and all this other shit, but can we get through the fucking holidays that make this time of the year special, please? All right. And by the way, as we get closer to Halloween, I would also like to add that you adults that, you know, make yourselves up and go trick-or-treating and do all this dumb shit,
you people are ruining it for the fucking young children. You're ruining it. You are ruining the goddamn spirit of Halloween for these young children. You are robbing them of the memories that you inconsiderate pricks have. All right. So I would encourage each and every one of you,
unless you're going to go to an adult theme Halloween party, there should be no reason why you should be dressing up. You should be the adults. You should be the ones saying, hey, look at you kids. You're spooky. Yay, taking pictures. You should be going out protecting these children from going, you know, when they go trick-or-treating, you should be not participating in this, you fucking man children. I'm serious. Look,
let's say you're going to an adult-themed Halloween party, okay? And I don't know, you don't have children or your children are grown or your children are being taken care of by auntie fucking bitch or whatever. And you're going to an adult-themed party. That's a whole different story. Okay? You're not going to trick-or-treat. It's a party. It's,
you know, they probably have a costume contest and all this other shit. But if you're taking your kids trick-or-treating, can you fuck off and let the kids be kids, please? All right. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm tired of you adults fucking ruining everything for children. All right. You had your chance at fucking youth. All right. You're old now. Get over it. Jesus Christ. Good God. Can we move on? Who the hell is this? BLM message,
Radio Graffiti. We use the coons of four. And we don't declare no war. Sitting falling and the rest. Until they seize that lead is the best. All right,
take this off. All right. We get it. I mean, what's up with all these Southern Confederacy songs being played on Radio Graffiti? What the hell is that about? All right, who the hell else do we got here? How about Vapor Wave Music,
Radio Graffiti's Racist Shenanigans00:07:42
Radio Graffiti? It's not bad. You're starting to Obama phone out a little bit,
but that wasn't bad. That was actually starting out pretty good. A little bit of vapor wave in the house. Who else we got? We got Try Hard Hate and Radio Graffiti. All right. Look,
first of all, if you're going to be doing some kind of white racist shit, the least you could do is not sound like you're calling from an Obama phone, you cheap fuck. All right. Jesus Christ. Who else do we have here? How about Obama exposed Radio Graffiti? I told you that we would open up a new chapter with the Cuban people. Shut down Iran's nuclear weapons. You're a stupid fucking nigger that I don't like. Okay,
that's why. I hope you have a heart attack. I hope you have a blood clap, you dumb stupid wave. All right? And secure. Jesus Christ. Take that shit off. I never fucking said that, dude. You see? Once again, you fucking motherfuckers, man. Splicing me, making me sound. Listen, if I hear some shit like that again, if I hear another goddamn slice of me saying something I never fucking said,
then that's it for radio graffiti, you dumb shit, all right? All right, that's it for radio fucking graffiti, for Christ's sake, and holy shit. Oh my God, we got another, where did the spider come from? Holy shit. Oh my god, that's a big spider. Fucking assholes. You see what you did with all that fucking Moloch talk? You see what you fucking did? God damn it. Goddamn son of a bitch. Unfucking believable. Unfucking believe. Look,
I'm going to try to take a swipe for this thing. And I hope, I sure as hell hope I don't get fucking bit or, you know, this thing doesn't try to crawl on me or some kind of shit like that. Ah! There it is. You dead now, spider, all right? You dead now, boy. Weaving spiders, come not here, all right? Weaving spiders,
come not here. Fucking piece of shit. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Look, I hope it bites you. Go fuck yourself in the chat room, dude. All right, who the hell is this filtered man, radio graffiti? Chug, come,
fuck your mom. Fuck my asshole, full of calm food words. Get fucked, nerd. All right, great. Did you come up with that? Huh? Were you trying to be Shakespearean in that little retort there? 815,
Radio Graffiti. Nigger pick cotton. Cotton picking slave nigger. Get the fuck out of here. All right, shut up. Shut up. I warned you, idiots. Didn't I warn you,
idiots? I warned you, fucking morons, to stop fucking doing this. But no, you want to keep pushing the fucking issue, don't you, you dumb fucking shitheads. You keep wanting to push the fucking issue. Well, you know what? I think that what the hell is this? Fucking,
don't clock me and don't talk to me in emoji, you fucking no-spoken heaven shithead. Donald Trump Jr. Why do all your serious callers sound like Down syndrome tards? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. I have no idea what you're talking about. Donald Trump Jr. face. Especially when there are many mashers. Jungito. Enjoy some jap rap. Jap rap. Oh,
that sounds great, huh? That sounds great. Here's S. Real. F in the chat for our friendly spider bud that got murdered tonight. Yeah, he's gone, dude. I made sure I qua it was a quick death for me. All right, it was a quick death. What is this? 213. All right. All right. Let's go ahead and do it. All right. 213 Radio Graffiti. Hi, Colin,
Mash Pony. What the fuck? Who is this? This isn't Mass Pony. Okay, all right. It's God. Take God out of the woodshed immediately. Well,
I don't know. I guess I'll do it after the show or something. I'm in the middle of a show. I hope you know that. Sounds great. All right, cool, man. Give distilling my regards. All right. You don't like distilling very much, do you? Distilling needs to fall off a cliff. All right. Anyway, thank you. We'll get you after the show, dude. I'm in the middle of a show, but I'll hook you up. All right. All right. Anyway,
let's continue. Sorry about that. Once again, it's more Go Show, Saturday Night Troll Show, chat room drama bleeding into the fucking goddamn show, which I don't really appreciate very much at all. All right. And by the way, who the hell is this? The real Go Show, Radio Graffiti. I'm Jay Over. Look, look, the sign on my ass says enter, okay? All right, I'm a homosexual for Christ's sake. All right, look, let me show you. Hold on. Let me get up. Here,
let me show you. Let me show you on the fucking day, you fucking piece of shit. Let me show you. My asshole just punted there. I want to do that bare ass. I mean,
oh my. I'll take that for Christ's sake. All right, I'm fucking gay. Take this shit off. I'm done with this fucking stupid fucking stupid fucking stupid fucking shit. Ah,
Jesus Christ. Ah, damn it. God damn it. Fuck. I already fucking warned you guys, dude. Listen, I'm done. All right. I'm done. You, you know, I warned you again and again and again, but here we are at the same place, same time. I am done, dude. I am fucking done with Radio Graffiti. I'm done,
man. Prepare the cross. Oh, great. 6'6. All right, great. Thank you very much. All right, listen. I'm done with Radio Graffiti, dude. All right. I'm done with you people that are out here trying to make me look like some fucking stupid Jagoff. I'm not. Fuck you. Yeah, Goodbye is right.
Fuck yourself.
Call on Albinclaws.
I just fucking turned it off.
All right, i'm done.
I'm fucking done Albinclaus, fuck you with that name.
Sublime's Hip-Hop Roots and Addiction00:06:10
Anyway, sounds like a rough night.
Yeah, no shit Sherlock, take a hit of some of that poo smoke and enjoy.
Well okay, i'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you Sherlock, but let me, let me take a hit of some of that poo smoke.
All right, Let me take a hit a little bit of it.
All right, here we go.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and hit the brain here.
All right.
All right.
Let me get to some fucking donos,
dude. I am so backed up on donos. I'm probably going to be here till like six in the morning or some shit. All right. Anyway, let's get to the next dono that we left off with. And fuck all of you in the chat room laughing. All right. There's nothing funny about the fucking insults and the splicing and all the falsehoods that are being spread around about me. All right. All right. Who is this? Butt Bang and Granny is next. All right. But banging Granny and said,
two videos for you, Goutler. Both are three minutes long. First one is about pot and the second one is about battles with demons. The singer's demons was heroin, which he unfortunately OD'd from back in the 90s. Hopefully this is a refresher for you, Sublime. As a matter of fact, I actually bought the album the day it came out, unfortunately for the lead singer, the original lead singer of Sublime,
which, you know, kind of mended a whole bunch of different musical vibes of what was then Long Beach, California at the time. But the weekend, his album was supposed to come out,
the guy kills himself. And the reason I say he kills himself is because typically people that do heroin, they know their limits, okay? They're not stupid. They know how much heroin they need to put to get their high, you know what I mean, to get their euphoria or whatever. And whenever they OD, they do that with the intention of dying. Okay? Because believe it or not,
there's heroin addicts that are heroin addict for 30 years, dude, that are 60, 70 years old. Well, maybe not 70, but 60 years old. I mean, so, you know, heroin addicts can live a long time, believe it or not. Anyway, let's get to Butt Bang and Granny's first video here. Put the PC shot on. Here it is, the lead singer of Sublime here. She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well,
the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes. Marijuana cigarettes? No. No,
not marijuana cigarettes. Oh my God. Call the fucking interpol. You know,
what I appreciated about Sublime, there was an element of Raygame, there was an element of hip-hop. There was an element of a little bit of grunge and ska to a certain extent, But there wasn't a horn, you know?
Typically with Sky, you hear some horns and shit.
You see that hip-hop little scratching?
people are making judgments on the way these guys look. Lest we forget that these guys were alcoholics, drug addicts. You know, probably ate really cheap, fatty food. Because you're on Long Beach,
right? That beach food is cheap shit. I mean, fucking ding-dongs. Who's ever heard of ding-dongs? See,
there's a little bit of rock influence there with a little solo. 6.66 out of 10 for Kamunga Strike. 4 out of 10 for Omnis Pick. I'm a Machine,
1 out of 10. Rare Bastard, 7 out of 10. Fox McLeod, 8 out of 10. Thrown in the Pit, 8 out of 10, Reefers. 7 out of 10, Mr. Person. 4 out of 10, Colonel Transisco. 4 out of 10, Spud Grinder. 5 out of 10, Pettis. And fuck you for the slice, Pettis. 9 out of 10, Crazy YouTube Ninja. 9 out of 10, The Wanderer. 9 out of 10, No Bandman. 5 out of 10, Billy V Official. 6 out of 10, Angeltronic. Oh,
we're at the end of this. And that's another thing I like about their music. It was short and sweet. You know what I mean? I mean, even if you weren't really big fans of this music, I mean, it's like, eh, you know, I kind of like it. And then it's gone. And then it's like, oh,
shit. Well, there you go. You know what I'm saying? So that's like an element of punk also. Punk was like that. Punk was very short and sweet. You know what I'm saying? So anyway, let's go to the second one by Butt Bang and Granny here. Let's take a look at this. And before we do,
Gout Recovery and Beach Party Life00:05:19
we have to, of course, get through some advertisements because of YouTube, YouTube. Excuse me. Jesus Christ. I'm belching there because I'm drinking lots of water,
believe it or not. I just had a Coke. I did have one Coke here. So, yeah. So that's what I'm drinking right now because I'm not drinking because of the gout foot, which is 90% healed, by the way. I'm not dipping along anymore. I'm walking at normal speed and shit. Everything's good. I've been drinking nothing but water,
eating lemons. I've increased my intake of veggies and fruits. You know, I haven't eaten as much rich food, etc. So not bad. I mean, I've naturally lowered my uric acid levels. And unfortunately,
everything that I do increases the uric acid levels. All right. Beer increases the uric acid levels. Fructose, which comes from Coca-Cola, increases the uric acid levels. And rich meats, you know, fish, beef, you know, that also increases. I was doing it all, and I was not eating the ghost salad because during COVID, we didn't have access to everything. Remember,
they were rationing out shit. So now I've got the salad. Now I'm drinking lots of water. Everything's good, dude. Everything's going great. Anyway, let's get to the second video by Butt Bang and Granny. And fuck you for the name,
Butt Bang and Granny. But here it is. Another song by Sublime. Butt Bang and Granny must have been a Sublime fan. Sounds like a bar. That's good,
dude. Sounds like the bar. And you know,
this is why these California people have a different perspective on life. I mean, look at those beaches that they have access to. You know? Those Pacific beaches. Nice Dalmatian. And these fucking dumbass Californians are all happy-go-lucky. They're by the beach. They're like,
fuck it, man. Let's go catch a wave. Let's go be by the sun. Let's drink beer. Let's do drugs. You know, we could all die tomorrow from an earthquake, dude. And there's all these blondes also in California. Oh my God,
that's a big gut right there if I've ever received one. Although, you know, everybody can hate in the chat room about sub-life. Notice all the chicks that they're partying with. You don't see modern males doing that anymore. They're not partying with chicks. They're partying with other cocks. I mean, Every time you see dudes hanging around, it's a sausage fest.
Or it's like five dudes, one chick, and that chick is having everybody pay for everything for her.
It's fucking disgusting.
Selen Coochie said women suck. Yeah, that's why you want them so they can suck the sap out of your balls. All right? I mean,
you guys are fruit up. I mean, look at these guys. You see, they're by the beach. They're partying with chicks. They're hooking up with one. You know what I'm saying? They're hooking up with chicks. Bill Reiser,
7 out of 10. Comunga Strike, 7 out of 10. 1 out of 10, Lima Machine. 1 out of 10, Cat. 3 out of 10, Omnis Pick. 0 out of 10, Jewish lawyer. You guys are just hating on these guys that these guys got beer guts and yet they've got blonde-headed,
blue-eyed chicks wanting to pull the balls out of their pants. All right, that's why you guys are hating. And, you know, maybe I don't blame you. You know, if I was some fucking incel that just the only fucking piece of ass that I got was Rosie Palms and her five sisters,
I'd be a little upset too. Anyway, Butt Bang and Granny requested that. Let's continue because we got a shitload of donos that we've got to go through. I'm not even kidding. Let's continue. Where are we at here? Where are we at? We are at some fucking idiot that donated a $20,
Batter Man vs. Brit Bong Garbage00:04:32
$20 using emojis with a fucking happy face with the little fucking glasses pointing at a watch. Okay, that's the name of the person that requested this next video. Some emoji trying to clock me. And they didn't say anything. They just,
you know, posted this video. So let's see what the hell this is. The hell, what the hell is this? Hold on, put the PC shot on. What is this? Once again, an emoji of some fucking happy face with glasses pointing at a watch,
signifying clock in me. This is what they requested. Put the PC shot on. What is this? Countdown Tuesday, 16th February, 1999. Okay,
what is this shit? Some Euro cut crap? What is this? Is this some kind of like Euro trash news organization? Nice pyramids,
by the way. Okay. Oh,
my God. Are you kidding me? This is some Brit Bong fucking round table of garbage. All of you, all our careful viewers out there. A very happy Shrove. Why do y'all request like Brit Bong shit like this? Seriously. Are you a pancake man or are you crap? Richard. Jesus Christ. I'm a bacon and eggs man. I'm a batter man. I'm batter. Oh,
you're batter man. Oh, you know, I like batter and my own fishing shit. What do you mean Shrove means, Carol? Well, in the dictionary, it says Shrove, past tense of Shrive. Which means what? Shrive means. This guy needs to turn the fucking volume down on that fucking seer sucker suit that he's got on. What the fuck is that? This fucking suit looks top of the line Walmart. What the fuck is this? I think I know what you're talking about. Anyway,
that's it. So I hope you've had your pancakes at Lennon's time and tossed them up and all the other things you did. All right, go ahead. Get to the fucking point, please, Britt Bong. Because you're going to do them for me. We'll toss you for it. Okay. Right, well, who have we got here on this great day on Shrove Tuesday? Well, Chapu Tuesday. Brand new champion by the name of David Andrew. And of course, new challenger by the name of Harry. Not Harry Hill, but Harry Hume. David and Harry,
you're welcome. Great. Yeah. David and Harry. How you doing, David? There's Harry. A couple of fucking Britannia blokes trying to get a couple of shillings. People put an S on the end. I think that's annoying. It's like me being called John Richard. Or Carol being called Carol. I don't even know a second name. Hurry up and spit it out,
Britt Bong. Jesus Christ. It worked for Norma Gene, didn't it? It could work for Carol Gene. Anyway, that's David Andrew, director of music at Sedbur School. Weighed in yesterday. Well, there was his score, certainly, because he weighed in with a 44,
so that's very good. And now here's Harry Hume. Harry is born. Harry Hume. There he is right now. Training officer for the Benefits Agency. He's married with three daughters. He enjoys black and white films. And has a 10-year-old boy in the back of his car. He says his favorite place is Blackpool Tower. So he's hoping to coast to victory. Have no peers until he's in the middle of the moment. Hey,
hold on just a second. Fun fact: the UK equivalent of Walmart is Poundland and Tesco, respectively. Oh, I didn't realize that. Thank you for giving us the 411 footnote on that one there. Let's let this go for a few minutes here. Two minutes. They're doing Blackpool every Saturday,
I suppose they do, don't they, Harry, still? Yes, so change over day. Well, it's change over day on a Tuesday, this great Shrove Tuesday. And we've got two of them. Hurry up! First, she returns in great triumph after a great success the first time she was on. One of our leading actresses and comedy stars. What? You got to introduce more people? And she's turned into the fiery performances on TV. So we've teamed her up with Countdowns,
The Stupid Britbong Game Show00:14:31
Mr. Cool, Damien E. D., also from Blackpool. So please welcome. Can somebody tell me how to play this game? You're just introducing more pricks. Damien, if anybody had asked me how Carol Vorderman and I was naughty. I wouldn't have believed it, would you? But they somehow did. How did you do that? Years of practice. It's only a meeting. Dude,
this shit sucks, dude. They don't play for money. The winner gets a teapot. What? The champion for the whole season wins an encyclopedia. Besmirch the merch. Are you shitting me? I mean, this shit is already boring the balls off of me. I'm not even fucking kidding around, man. I mean, this shit is boring the begges out of me. I'd rather watch paint dry than watch this stupid shit for any kind of leisure entertainment,
man. I'm not even kidding. This is boring as fuck. Well, it's my duty-free hairdo, actually. I think I'm going back in time. It was because I was coming up to Yorkshire again and I felt homesick. Your hairdo,
your hairdo looks like you just went to Soul Glow. You dumb hug. I'm a curly person before I have to settle for the short old lady's haircut. So they're like Carol's. All right. How long has this been going on? I'm going to let this go for about a little past five minutes because I want to see some level of gameplay so I can understand why in the fuck people are even watching this shit. Could I start with a consonant, Please, Carlos?
All right, here we Are.
We start with D.
And another one, Please.
Why, What the fuck is this?
Vowel.
And E.
And another vowel.
Bulldike.
O. Bulldikeo.
T. Bulldikeo, Trans.
S. Bulldikeo, WTF.
A. Blue Dike, O Astomouth.
Bulldikeo, Astomouth.
I don't Know.
I got me.
You got me now.
I don't even know what.
What am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to make a word out of this or something?
Hold on, pause this. Is that what I'm doing? What is this? Samboni driver. Can we trade this dono for an episode of Tenable? No, Zamboni Driver. As a matter of fact, Zamboni Driver is a member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room. And he actually has Tennibal hooked up to his Alexa. I'm not even kidding. Studio 93 makes you wish you were watching Tennibal instead. Dude,
shut up about Tennibal, please. All right. All right, pull the PC shot on. I want to see what the hell this is here. Does anybody does anybody know what this is? Does anybody have any idea whatsoever? I have no idea. I don't really care. I don't really give a shit enough to even bother. I'm sorry. Yes,
no, David. Seven. David says seven, Harry? Six. Six, Harry, which is seven. Wait a minute. What? Very good. Now then, Faye, we've got David. Floated. Floated. We've got an eight. Foliated. Foliated. What? Leaf like leafless. Like you're supposed to make like words or some shit. Okay,
well, well done. Well done, you two. Well done, David. I'm Harry. Oh my god. All right. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. This was a boring piece of shit show, dude. That was horrible. That was horrible. No wonder Brit Bongs have a lot of fucked up fucking head case problems. I mean, believe me, dude,
I don't even want to talk about the drama that has gone on in the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, but it's directly correlated to fucking Brit Bongs with fucked up fucking problems that are sociopathic. That's all I can say. I'm sorry. I don't want to say anymore. All right. Anyway,
let's get back to the donos here. Once again, who is that? Who is this here? Hold on just a second. Where are we at? I'd buy that for a dollar. Now that Bohemian Grove has burnt down due to the fires, our next ritual will take place over at your place. Oh, spider, spider, spider. Hope your wife makes lots of spaghetti. Spider, spider, spider. We'll be cremating her. That's not even funny, dude. Spider, spider, spider. That's not even funny, man. Spider, spider, spider. Oh,
and weaving spiders come not here, okay? How about that shit? Weaving spiders come not here. How about that shit, huh? Weaving spiders come not here. All right, let's go to the next video, folks. My apologies. All right, these fucking guys are trying to get a little esoteric over here and trying to cast black magic satanic spells on me,
and I'm not going to let them do it. All right. I am not going to let them. I'm not going to let them do it. I'm not going to let them do it. So, weaving spiders come not here. All right. Weaving spiders come not here. All right. Let's go ahead and get to the next dono here. Remember,
the dono that donated that boring ass fucking, I don't know what kind of a Brit Bong game show where the top prize is a teapot and encyclopedia set. Let's get to the next video. That was boring as fuck, dude. That was fucking stupid. What is this? Three bucks. That was worse than the price is right. Dude, at least you win prizes and the price is right, dude. You know, at least you get a trip to Tahiti and,
you know, some cheap fucking Chinese-made products and, you know, maybe like a fucking shit Geometro car or some shit. I don't know. Anyway, the person who donated that last dono was some idiot who is talking to me in emoji. I buy that for a while. Jukebox Andy. Ghost has arachnophobia confirmed. Yeah,
do you want to get fucking bit by a spider and have to go to the fucking emergency room and get a spinal tap because it was a fucking one of these poisonous pieces of shit? I don't think so. I ain't got time for that. I ain't got time for that. Anyway,
the last video was some emoji trying to clock me. I'd buy that. What now? Corona infected spiders come to Fat Man's Trailer. Yeah, fuck you, Vice Chairman Fried Rice. This fucking goddamn asshole who should be blindfolded with dental floss talks shit to me every fucking show. Every fucking show. Anyway,
let's get to the new dono here. I want to get that fucking clocking emoji. That's who donated the last fucking goddamn ridiculous video. Let's get to the next one. Okay, the next one is by somebody by the name of fucking metal. Fucking metal. And he said the following: enjoy ghost. Okay, so let's see if we can enjoy this. What is this? This better be some metal here. What is the shit? Are you? Are you fucking kidding me,
dude? Are you fucking kidding me? The same fucking Brit Bong goddamn game show. Are you fucking shitting me? Who the fuck just did this? Who the fuck pre-planned and did this shit? Whoever the devil did this shit, Fuck you.
I am going to be losing listeners now because of this stupid, dumb, boring, brick bong, stupid game show that I don't even get.
Does anybody know the straggity of this fucking stupid shit?
I don't understand the straggedy.
And another.
And B. Fucking stupid brick bongs.
E. Another vowel.
What the fuck is the point?
A consonant.
R. Another consonant.
S.
I don't.
Does anybody understand what the point is?
O.
And another vowel, please.
And other vowel.
And I.
I don't know.
Cumbersome?
I don't understand.
Am I supposed to guess the word or get a word?
I don't understand the straggony.
This is so stupid.
It's cumbersome, right?
I have no idea what the hell this is.
But whoever the hell planned this troll, fuck you, Man.
Yes, Harry.
Risky eight.
Oh, good.
Right.
David, save six.
Hear the safe six?
Crumbs.
Billy Bunter and people used to say crumbs.
They did.
Crikey.
Harry?
Crumbies.
Crumbies?
In what context would that be?
The overcoats.
Look at the trade names.
It would be a trade name.
No.
What the fuck is the point?
I know what you mean, because it is a trade name, but it's one of these things like Hoover, isn't it?
It's become a sort of a universal description of that type of coat.
Look like Hoover, it sucks.
We've got an eight, if you're interested.
Oh, yes, sorry. You're going to be very interested. Microbes. Microbes. So, David, your six actually gets it then. Microbes? Dude, this shit's son. Let me thumbs down this shit, please. I'm doing good, bro. I've understood it, Harry. Not for once of trying,
but who the fuck donated this garbage, man? Seriously. I'd rather watch flies fuck than watch this shit right now. A. And a consonant. K. Another consonant,
please. Ah, Jesus Christ, this is so stupid, man. Now, I hate Wheel of Fortune, but now I wish I was watching Wheel of Fortune. At least there's a piece of ass named Vanna White up there. What? Take those nine letters and make the longest word you can. Longest word scores in the numbers round. Use the six numbers given in basic math to reach the target. That sounds stupid,
dude. Besmirch the merch. That sounds stupid. Hey, ghost. Just wanted to thank you. Been on a shitty project where I'm doing the work of four techs non-stop all night. The show's made the day feel a bit better. Cheers. And here's 20 for host's choice. Winter wolf. Oh,
host's choice. Oh, shit. Thank you very much. Look at Winter the Wolf making its host choice, man. Cheers to you. Thank you very much. Yeah. In the old words of Lil John back in 2003 and 4. Alright,
let's go ahead and go back to the stupid Britbong goddamn video. I don't understand the straggedy at all. A. And the final consonant, please. Thank you, David. I have to admit now,
the United States makes the best game shows, hands down. We make the best game shows, dude. I'd rather watch big money, big money, big money, no whammy, no whammy, and stop! I'd rather watch that shit. I'd rather watch that shit. This is so stupid. I'm sorry. Hey,
Britt Bongs. This is so stupid, man. I'm David. Six. Six is David Harry. Five? Well, that's the other five, Harry. Grave. Grave. Yeah,
well, that's the grave one now. David. Ravage. Ravage. I don't even care. To be honest with you, I mean, I'm not even engaged in this fucking stupid show. I mean, I'm kind of already tuned out, and I don't even really care. I would never leave it on this channel if this was the goddamn game show. I've already lost. I've tapped out. I'm not even paying attention anymore. And the rest from anywhere else, please, Carl. Okay, thank you very much,
Harry. Oh, my God. They could have at least put a piece of ass up there. Eight. Hey, wait a minute. Where are the numbers? What are the numbers coming from? Nine. Where are the numbers? I thought this was a word show. And the target. Well, I think the smirch the merch said something about math or something. I don't know. Now we got to do math. Now we got to do math. Great. What is this? You know,
If you had 25 guys at gnawing glory holes with six people servicing those glory holes for eight minutes, for eight hours a day, seven days a week, how many dicks?
I don't understand, I don't know what's going on.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for even going there, but you know, this goddamn show is so gay it's inducing me to talk about homosexual crap.
Well well well 885, Harry.
Well, you'll feel even more awful.
I've lost it.
No well, I'm not surprised.
I mean, I just wouldn't know where to start for that when 885 no can do.
I don't understand.
What the fuck am I?
Eight four?
What the fuck is this shit?
We pay you to react, not to show the chat.
Some video.
Pay attention or squirrel part two on your car.
What are you talking about?
Pay attention, I am paying attention, all right, I just don't care.
I'm sorry, it's just stupid.
This is a stupid fucking game show.
Nobody gives a shit.
Eight divided by eight is one.
Oh god, eight divided by eight is one.
Take that away from.
Six gives five.
Okay, six minus one is five.
I hate math.
I mean all this stupid math, unless you're designing something or trying to.
I don't know crack codes or you know trying to develop uh, new forms of propulsion or I don't know doing something.
I don't really give a shit about math.
Part One: The Math Struggle00:15:08
You know what I care about.
I care about adding subtracting, multiplying and dividing in whole numbers fractions, decimals and percentages.
That's all you need to know.
All right, that's all you need to know.
Yes.
Well, It was straight when I left London.
I had a lot of money.
I know this bitch got a bad perm and she knows it.
So she's trying to be self-deprecating so that it takes away the attention from her soul.
Glow, fucking perm that she got.
My husband was driving and was able to hold the car and we didn't go into the outside lane.
And so we pulled in because we knew that he'd done a little bit of damage.
And we sort of hooted and pulled in and he just kept going.
So it's been really exciting because I've rung the police and I've told them and we got his number and the name on the side of the lorry.
Great.
We really care.
Because he's either carrying illegal immigrants or drugs.
And I'm going to be in the middle of this wonderful police investigation.
I know I am.
It's so exciting.
I'm still like this.
I'm still buzzing.
Oh, God. This is stupid. All right. That's it for this. I'm done with this. Math is hard. Ghost quotes, math is hard. Dude, shut up. I just don't. Look, I only care about capitalist mathematics. Okay. Capitalist mathematics. And you know what capitalist mathematics is? It's the counting of money. Okay. And that's all that does count. That's all that really matters. Okay. Now,
I know that, you know, there's people out there that'll say, Ghost, money can't buy everything. That's true. I get it. But I'd much prefer having a little bit of fucking capital to be comfortable than to have the extra burden stress of being poor or being homeless,
etc. So, that's all that matters. Okay. If y'all want to be engineers and do all that bullshit, that's your problem. All right. And by the way, math is racist. Okay. Anyway, let me get to some diamonds up in here. We've got Tijuana Genius. Or excuse me, I got Curse Doggo. Curse Doggo said Billy Elise looks like a fucking retard. You're absolutely right. Tijuana Genius said,
why did she suddenly disappear when she turned 18? Well, she's still out there. I just read a goddamn article of this dumb stupid cunt, Billie Elise. She's like, I haven't hugged my friends in six months. Even though there's a goddamn video out there during the peak of fucking COVID of her telling all the people in a concert to spit on her or some fucking shit like that. So she's a sick fucking try-hard fucking edgelord cunt. All right. Anyway,
Wednesday, what's this? Winston Fujimori said Billie Elise looks like she drinks heroin. She looks horrible, dude. She looks horrible. We got Feminist Socialist dropping a diamond. True Real Audio Hour. Yeah, that was donated during the goddamn radio graffiti. Winston Fujimori dropped a diamond. Pot is cringe and a very poor way to cope with the world. Yeah, but you know, when you don't have alcohol, you got to do something there,
Winston. All right. And what is this? Math time. Oh, dude, I don't give a shit. Don't fucking make me solve math problems right now. I'm in the middle of a fucking show. Anyway, Colonel Transisco with a diamond. Hey, I'm sorry I didn't get to you, dude. There was a lot of people on Radio Graffiti. I'm sorry I didn't get to you. Cheers, Colonel Transisco. Even though somewhat you're a little trolly bastard sometimes, but cheers to you,
dude. Feminist socialist. Oh, Jesus Christ. Texas martyrs are forever. Probably not. And,
you know, that's still just five buckers, dude. I don't understand. You know, I don't understand why you're like, hey, you know what? I've got $5. I don't understand, but I appreciate it. Texas Martyrs Aren't Forever. Math is hard. Let's go shopping. Trans ghost quotes. Math is hard. Let's go shopping. Go fuck yourself. All right. Anyway,
feminist socialist dropped the diamond and said, I'm going to dress up as you for Halloween. Oh, yeah, that's fresh. Besmirch the merch, dropped the diamond. 24-hour stream. Let's fucking go. No way. Are you shitting me? No fucking way. If I do a 24-hour, I'm not doing it. I'm not going to do it. So I don't even understand why I'm even responding to that. We got Winston Fujimori. Only Boomers and Redditor Smoke Pot. Both cringe as fuck. Yeah, okay, great. All right. All right,
you probably poll smoke. So what difference does it make? No bad man. What is this? Pop quiz. Dude, listen. Look, pop quiz, wherever the fuck you are. Stop fucking trying to message me on text-to-speech fucking math problems. I don't give a shit. You understand? I don't give a shit. Anyway,
no bad man. Thank you for show tonight. Hope your foot heals. It's healing nicely. All right. It's healing nicely. Although, I'm getting a little pissed off and I'm feeling like I got to get some kind of fucking drink going on. Maybe another soft drink,
which is not good for the gout foot, but you guys are pissing me off, man. Switch the channel, drop the diamond, and said, this is painfully dry. I think he was either talking about Billy Alicia's twat or the show that we just saw with a stupid dumb brit bong bullshit. I don't even get. All right,
we got Blackworm. I'd rather watch Deal or No Deal. Who'd watch this? And no shit. And Black Worm Dealer No Deal sucks also, dude. So I get what you're saying by that. Cheers to Blackworm. Feminist socialist dropped the diamond and said, dr. I hate math. All right, that's enough. Go fuck yourself. Can we get to the next video, please? All right. The next video was requested by Biden will lose his ass. All right. That's the next donation. Biden will lose his ass and says,
here's why. All right. What is this? Biden will lose his ass. What the fuck is this crap? Oh. Dude, who's doing this? Who's doing this, troll? This is a coordinated troll, isn't it? The same fucking stupid brick bomb fucking broadcast. You mean to tell me I gotta watch more of this shit? I gotta watch more of this shit. Oh, God. Oh,
my God. And I'm gonna be the middle of this one. Who the fuck did this? All right? All right, expose yourself now in the chat room. Who in the fuck did this shit? Who in the fuck did this shit? I know that guy. He was in a hurry to get home. Jesus,
by apologists. Who the fuck did this? Solve for X. Y'all little bastard FX equals 3 minus 5x minus 2 by 2. Listen, look. Stop text-to-speech and me these stupid math problems. I'm not going to solve them. I'm in the middle of a fucking show. And secondly,
who the fuck keeps fucking requesting this stupid shit? Who in the fuck keeps fucking donating this crap? All right. This is a coordinated troll, isn't it? There's some fucking assholes that are like, hey, look,
you donate it. I'll donate it. We'll donate it at the same time. And we'll just fucking repeat this goddamn shit. This is fucking safe and sound. This is fucking pathetic. It has gone curly as well. That's a shock. This is fucking pathetic. It's a very pleasant shock, In my opinion.
Thank you.
Shock of hair.
Will you marry me?
All right, well, that's it for part one.
And we'll see.
That was part one.
All that shit, and that's part one.
What does that mean?
The end of part one.
What is this?
Fucking Friday, The 13th, part one.
What is this shit?
It's the end of part one.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Now we're at part two.
Now we're at part two again for the second part of countdown.
The champion is in the good.
I'm sorry that everybody has to witness this, but some trolly piece of shit out there donated this shit three times in a row so that we're forced to watch this stupid boring balls game and another.
Okay great, now we're.
Now we're back to words.
And, all right, we're doing math here for a second.
Now we're.
Now we're back to words.
All right look, don't sit over here and talk shit to me about how I don't know this fucking game.
Why don't some of you idiots in the chat room figure this shit out?
You fucking.
Two girls and one anus, loving fart, fragrant expert having piece of pud-pulling shit.
Uh, let's have a vowel e.
Okay great well, let's have a vowel.
You know the consonant?
I have no idea what the straggity is, man.
Okay, here we go.
I have no idea.
I don't care.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Fucking Headigo or some shit.
I don't fucking know what the hell this is.
I don't understand the stragedy.
Hurry the fuck up.
Whoa, hold on.
Hold on pause this.
Hold on my cock, my cock with a 50 bills.
50 bill and my cock just donated 50 bucks.
All right, my cock is very generous.
You know what i'm saying.
Everybody should be cool with my cock.
All right anyway, let's get back to this goddamn video.
Cheers to my cock, by the way.
All right, for the 50 bill.
Thank you very much, man.
Anyway, let's get back to this stupid fucking video.
For fuck's sake, that somebody is donating back to back to back so that we can watch this whole stupid fucking episode of this shit.
There you are.
Have a view on this matter David, and i'm coning off the motorway as well.
Well, to cone, is that all right?
That's fine.
Yeah, I don't think we've done better than that.
We've got things like owning and cowing, which always sounds like Coronation Street.
Doesn't cowing the cowing thing?
You know what?
Cowing, okay?
Well, that's very good for you, Harry.
Cowing part two.
So 32 and 6 off the mark, David.
Now back to you please.
We'll start with the consonant please, Carl.
Thank you are.
And another dude.
I don't really understand what's going on here.
This is a boring, fucking stupid game show.
A fourth one, please.
And to think that these people are competing for a teapot and an owl and a set of encyclopedia, oh god, vowel please, oh m, and a final vowel and a vowel.
Thank you, and e and e.
And I've lost listeners, by the way.
All right, whoever the fuck donated this, i've lost listeners.
You know this is a stupid Brit Bong broadcast program here.
Is anybody gonna play this game?
Because I don't get it.
Has anybody got any guesses on what the fuck this is?
Selling Coochie said, hatch it.
David, seven, seven, Harry.
Threesome.
Harry, seven.
Maestro.
Oh, maestro.
Yeah, I love that.
Threesome?
Maestro, please.
Excellent.
David, another more prosaic word. Heaters. Heaters. Yes, heaters. Heaters. You know, but the heat is. But I love those. Maestro and heaters, okay? Very good. We have got an eight. Oh. Theorems. Theorems? And I wondered if heartsome was a word,
but it probably isn't. No, no. We'll look to Earthsome as well. It's gladsome, isn't it? You know, letters with a gladsome mind. I was thinking it was letters with a glads. Praise the Lord, for he is kind. Absolutely. And he is indeed. Right. Well, All right, I think we've had just about enough of this shit, dude.
I think I need to give it another minute, unfortunately, man.
But Jesus Christ, this is so fucking cringe.
I'm going to get a fucking cola.
I'm going to get another cola, dude.
And another.
I need another fucking cola here.
Let me get a...
And a vowel, please.
I need another...
Let me get a bottled cola.
All right, let me get a bottled cola up in here.
And a vowel.
Since I can't fucking drink because of the gout foot.
A consonant.
I already got fucking cans.
I got fucking cola cans instead of beer cans now.
I got fucking cola cans.
Here, I got a bottle here.
Let me open up this shit.
And another vowel.
And another one.
Yeah.
And O. Sitting here watching this stupid Brit Bong show.
I'm not eating anything.
I should be eating something.
Should grab some cupcakes or something.
but I'm drinking a lot of cola. I can't eat cupcakes. Anyway, does anybody know what the hell this is? Does anybody have any guesses? Nobody has any guesses whatsoever. Poor cola on toe. Poor cola on toe. Okay,
great. Yes, Harry. Just five. Five now. David, six, six. Here the five. Radio. Radio. Six, around, around, Around.
We can't do better.
We've got ordain another six, but we can't do better okay, good.
Well, more points there for David.
So it's 45 and 13, all right, I think that's enough.
I think we've done enough.
It's?
We're already Carol, please.
That's enough, dude.
I mean Jesus Christ, we're not going to go another round, dude.
That is, that is enough.
That is absolutely enough.
All right anyway, Biden will lose his ass.
Requested that one and uh yeah, what a fucking asshole.
All right seriously, what an asshole.
All right, let's get to the next video here.
This next video was requested by Pingas, and Pingas hold on.
Enough of the Pingas00:15:56
What is this?
Camonga strikes?
Oh, he's doing the.
The emoji of z z, z.
I'm sorry Camonga, my apologies.
This was obviously some kind of fucking coordinated effort on trying to make my show look boring as a fucking insurance convention.
So yeah, that's.
that's great, dude. That's great. All right. We got Pingas. And it's good to hear from Pingas. I haven't heard from him in a long time. But let's see what Pingas has in store. He says, hey, G-Man, I know it's been a while, but how's it hanging? I've been listening to what now,
Chairman Fried Rice. Vice Chairman puts 8 million Uyghurs in a fun camp, and Nazi Germany puts 5 million kites in a fun camp. Let X represent Uyghurs and Y represent Jews. Solve XY plus minus 47 sevenths. The fuck. Look, enough of the fucking math problems, especially relating to the Holocaust and the Uyghur oppression in China, okay? All right. Anyway, Pinga was saying,
I've been listening to Donald Trump's speeches and really love what he's saying. Here's a clip of my favorite speech of him done recently. All right, let's go ahead and see what Pingas is talking about out here. All right, what is this, Pingas? Oh, Jesus Christ, man. You know what, Pingas? I was glad to see you just for a second. You know that,
Pingas? I was glad to see you just for a second. And of course, you've got to donate some bullshit like this. Just play it. Hello, America. This is Donald Trump. Donald Trump ASMR. And I have such a treat for you. Are you fucking kidding me? ASMR. Click, click, click. It's all about clicking. Very calm and fire and furry review. Fury, excuse me. You probably don't know this, but as president,
my job is very comfortable. This is a horrible fucking Donald Trump, by the way. This is a horrible impression. You know, instant dislike is right. Part of my job is to make you the people. This is a horrible Donald Trump, alright? Alarm, clock, alarm, clock, alarm, alarm. All right, alarm, clock, alarm, alright. Hey, buddy! Your autism is showing,
all right? Your autism is showing. Alarm, clock, alarm, clock, alarm, clock, alarm, clock, Shut up! For fuck's sake,
man. We're listening to some stupid fucking ASMR of a horrible Donald Trump impression. All right? Jesus Christ. Play the rest of this garbage. In so many ways. Very many ways. Very recently,
I think it was two weeks ago, maybe three, two or three, two or three weeks ago, I posted a video called Trump ASMR. And the ratings were just tremendous. They were tremendous, folks. I mean, this is stupid, dude. They said it was tremendous. This is utterly crap. I don't call it a professional. All of you people that think this is funny, you people are disrespecting our president now. And I don't appreciate it. That video, which was very great,
became the most or one of watched videos in the history of, quite frankly, the universe. This is a horrible impression. A lot of people are saying I have the most relaxing voice. And really,
what I do is keep everyone very vague. Regardless of the stupid ASMR Trump shit we're listening to, you all know that it's Trump 2020. You understand that. There is no choice. Okay. Joe Biden is a geriatric,
dementia-ridden piece of trash that doesn't even know where he's at. He doesn't know where he's at. So technically, if you're voting for Biden, you're voting for Kamala Harris. And Kamala Harris doesn't even know what race she is. All right, one minute she's black. The next minute she's Indian. The next minute she's white. The next minute she's a mulatto. All right? She's playing too many fucking too many sides. You got to pick a fucking side, Kamala,
you dumb stupid piece of trash. They talked about Putin, folks. As you know, I don't know Putin. We've never met, and frankly, I've never heard of him. Or her. Could be a girl. I don't know. I have no idea who Putin is. Fuck you,
all right. And Russia. How long is this? All right, look, we're gonna end this in like four minutes because I'm not letting this stupid piece of shit disrespect my president. Frankly, Russia, from a hole, all right. And fuck Pingas. I was cool with you there for a minute. I know. And I missed you for a minute, but fuck you for requesting this, all right? Best assets is my fuck you in the ass with no Vaseline,
you pingus piece of shit. There's one in my face, I'm talking out of it. That's just one of so many examples I could give you. Speaking of Ho's Rocket Man, I'm gonna talk to him. All right, yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's why you don't hear too much out of North Korea trying to threaten the United States anymore. And of course, Trump gets no credit for that. You know, by the time Trump took office,
North Korea was on a war footing with the United States. People just loved him. Now, you don't even hear about it anymore. It means very smart. Trump just negotiated one of the biggest Middle East peace deals. And of course,
this fucking fake news, weaponized media doesn't even want to acknowledge it. You don't know this, but it was a great show. They're always big. I mean, Donald Trump has been such a peace president that the Nobel Peace Prize has nominated him twice. Of course,
the Nobel Commission is not going to be giving him any Nobel Peace Prize because he's not Obama, who did nothing to get one. Obama was the affirmative action president. You all have to know that. I was there when everybody that was young saying,
oh, if we elect Obama, it's going to end racism. It's going to bring race relations back together and it'll prove to the American people and the world that America's no longer racist. I swear to God, that was the sell of Barack Obama in 2008. And take a look at race relations now, huh? Take a look at race relations now. All right,
we've heard enough of this. All right, we've heard about it. We've already heard about five minutes of this, and I was way too generous. All right, get this shit out of here. All right. Hey, Pingas, fuck you for trying to disrespect my president like that, you piece of trash. All right,
I'm not even joking around. Besmirch the murder. You're sure you don't want to bring the countdown back. You'd rather watch this, dude. Listen, the countdown, that was a stupid show. All right. Sergeant Mario. Okay. Please watch both videos. The first shows the new way schools are doing math, And the second show's Wyatt's.
Wyatt's stupid.
Thank you, Sergeant Mario 101.
I appreciate that, man.
All right, look, we got a lot of fucking donos, dude.
We got a lot of donos that we got to go through.
Anyway, Pingas, fuck you for that one.
Let's get to the next one.
The next one is requested by...
Hold on, math time.
If Ghost and Stephen Hawking are in the same room, how many wheels do you have?
Dude, fuck you.
All right.
And fuck Stephen Hawking and his fake bullshit.
All right.
I fucking hate it every time they wield that stupid little fuck onto a stage.
And I am Steve and Holoma.
And I'm here in this scary.
Can't even get light my lone ass.
But I am the smartest guy in the world.
And there is no God.
I mean, Jesus Christ. Can we get to the next video? The next video was requested by Limerick Guy, and Limerick Guy says, I stumbled upon this on YouTube. It's pretty damn funny cartoon. What is this? Fernando. Fernando says,
I have the records to show that Ghost voted for Obama twice and almost campaigned for Hillary. And also, dude, that is an absolute fucking lie. That is an absolute lie. I never ever voted for fucking Obama, period. And secondly, I would never campaign for fucking Hillary Clinton, dude. Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, what a piece of shit,
no personality having politically elite entitled piece of trash that fucking Hillary Clinton was, dude. Are you fucking kidding me? You're an idiot. Anyway, Limerick Guy, let's continue. It's a cartoon of Goofy playing hockey all screwy. They just don't make them like they used to. All right, I guess we're going to have to do some cartooning right now, huh? We're going to have to do some cartooning courtesy of Limerick Guy, Whoever the hell that is.
And, of course, we have to wait because we have some stupid idiot pushing an ad on me here.
All right, here it is.
This is some kind of a goofy cartoon.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Put the PC shot on.
Limerick Guy requested this.
What is this?
Walt Disney presents Goofy.
All right.
There are the credits.
So, for all you, what is this?
Hockey homicide.
What the fuck is this?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are, out at the Elite Deluxe Sports Palace about to witness one of the biggest ice hockey games of the season.
Bringing together two of the top-ranking teams in the league.
In no other game is the feeling of competition so keen, affecting both players and spectators alike, turning casual friends into bitter enemies. The fucking wise are two goofies now. Everybody's a goofy? Is that it? Is everybody a fucking goofy? Look,
everybody's a fucking goofy. Instead of Hannah at left wing, Starlings will start. Put the gaudy in face of William the Center, then Virgo Raliquis, and at left defense,
McCormick refaces Dunham at Goldie Ang and takes a pressure. Everybody's a fucking goofy. The teams will be the Loose Leaves versus the Anteaters instead of the Moose and Pellets. And by the way, some of you in the chat room, I'd slap the goofy out of your ass. I'll tell you that. I'd slap the goofy out of you. And here come the two stars of their teams,
Icebox Bertino and Fearless Ferguson. Fearless Ferguson. Kindle. I have no idea what the hell is going to happen in this stupid fucking cartoon,
you know? The entire responsibility of the game rests squarely on the shoulders of the referee. This key night individual must follow the course of play so closely. Goofy, the most underrated character in Disney. Give me a fucking break, dude. Hold on,
pause this shit. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Disney and Warner Brothers, in my personal opinion, utilize characters like Goofy and Daffy Duck and Sylvester Stallone to simulate black people. I am not kidding. All right? I am not kidding. It's not a coincidence that the people who created these fucking cartoon cartoons were Al Jolson fans,
okay? I'm just saying. Amos and Andy and shit. A penalty. There go the guilty players into the penalty box. With these stars out, the complexion of the entire game may be changed. A hush of expectancy settles over the crowd as the teams line up for the face-off. I'm not even joking around. And the game is on. Puck over to the blue line,
passed out to the right wing, checked by the opposing left wing, who passes the puck back to the right defense, cutting in fast, picking the puck off the board. Now back to the left wing and pivots around the center. There's a scramble for pervenge. Everybody's a goofy. What the fuck? Everybody's a damn goofy. Boots has got it. He's down the ice. Tries first out of the net, but the goalie puts up a stout defense, knocking it away for a beautiful save. Here comes Colin DeGrotti fighting for the puck. There's the shot, and he scores. No, no,
no. Look at that stop. Nothing ever gets past that goalie. Boots appeared on the ring. Take him by Carmen,
McCormicking to Papano with the blue line. Over to Murray. Murray cutting over the loose leads defense. He tries to draw the goalie out of position. There's a shot. And then, and then. Nice save,
fella. The puck keeps out the center eight, and both teams are battling furiously for possession. Here come Bertino and Ferguson out of the penalty box. I mean,
I'm not sure if I can do it. I try to sit back and try to see what the fuck you guys see in cartoons and shit. And I don't get it. I don't get you people who are obsessed with cartoons, dude. I just don't get it. Rough play out there. Both sides are trying to score. And there's the buzzer ending the first period. Everybody's a goofy. In order to give the cash customers a chance to sit in their seats,
there are 10-minute rests between periods. Everybody's a goddamn goofy. And shut up. I don't like it. Do you think I love this shit? You think I love fucking watching a bunch of cartoons with a bunch of cartoon-fetish sons of bitches? Are you kidding me? Well,
there's the buzzer starting the second stanza. Jesus Christ, I've slapped the goofy out of all you sons of bitches, man. Puckett faced off. There's a pass out to the side. The loose leads come up with a play. Here comes McCormick cutting down the side. That boy's sure burning up the ice. Spinning like a top, he crosses the blue line. The defense closes in. Wow! They lead me laid it into him. So what if they're boomer cartoons, dude? I mean,
I don't obsess. Boomers never obsessed over cartoons. And the ones that did lived by themselves and probably wore dresses at night, okay? And there go Bertino and Ferguson back into the penalty box. There's a pass out to Bond, and here he comes swinging wide with a blinding burst of speed. Next up, this bond slices his way through. Cup cuts in fast, picks up the puck, kicks it out of the net, and the goalie kicks it away. There's another shot, and another, and another. The goalie has the situation well in hand. No,
Boomers Obsessing Over Cartoons00:03:54
No, He not steal that first score.
I can't believe Disney is growing.
You know, Considering that this was the origin of this racist crash.
There's a scramble.
Puck is fortunate to get inside.
Here come Bertino and Ferguson out of the penalty box.
And there go, Bertino and Ferguson back into the penalty box.
Going up to the blue line, it's right down the feet trying to dot the power.
I mean, give me a break, dude.
And the goalie boots it away, Bertie.
Oh my god, how long is this?
We're almost done, I mean, Jesus Christ.
Everybody's a Goofy!
The goal is just stabbing the ground with their gun to hands both.
It's a three-squaring game.
Sorry, Shoogie.
I mean, this kind of looks like Portland Black Lives Matter protest, right?
Oh, a powell, a powell. It's pretty cool. You see what I'm talking about? You see? I told you Disney was racist. I told you. Strike, ball, ball, spike, ball,
spike. He's out. I'm like a light. Disney is racist. Rally. Rally. Wow. What a wonderful show. It's every man for himself. And that's why ice hockey is called a spectator sport. Wow. Wow,
dude. Wow. Unbelievable. I told you. What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Anyway, Limerick guy, thank you very much for that one. I don't know why you're, I don't know. I mean, everybody was a goofy in there,
for Christ's sake. Jesus fucking Christ. Hey, what the hell is this? You little bastard, you need some brain training. Okay, great. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Especially from some can be even deeper. Here we go. We got interdimensional circle. Okay. Give us a good red pill. Host choice. Oh,
choice. Okay, I'll see what's up, dude. And here's Pettis. Fight me, bitch. I would stump a mud hole in your ass. I'm not some old beer belly. Wheelchair riding. Shit-stained. Glory hole-sucking rhino. Fuck you. I'm not a rhino,
you piece of shit. All right. I am right-wing, baby. All right. And I ain't ashamed of it, you piece of shit. Fucking pettis. And that ain't even the real pettis anyway. All right. All right. As a matter of fact, even though the real pettis is a trolly little son of a bitch, he's a member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room. And, you know, he's actually a rather level-headed individual, to say the least, all right? And smart as well. So I hope that he does something with that. Anyway, Let's continue here.
The next video was requested by somebody by the name of Tohu Tohoru Adachi, Tohuru Adachi.
Tohuru Adachi requested this one and just put the link.
So what the fuck is this crap?
Independent Musicians Show Prowess00:02:46
What is this?
Okay.
It's one of these.
I actually like these, to be honest with you, man.
I mean, this is what independent musicians should be doing.
Showing their musical prowess.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, seriously, this is what musicians need to be doing. I like it. Mellow. I mean, This is the kind of shit that you could leave in the background and you're having a party, cocktail hour, you know, with sophisticated fucking drinks that are served in cocktail glasses, you know?
You Every musician, if you're thinking about becoming a musician, you need to realize that you need to be able to play more than one instrument and show your musical prowess on the internet.
There's so many ways to become a musician on the internet today.
See ya.
Oh, he's doing a.
He's doing a bass solo up in here.
He's doing a bit of a bass solo up in here.
I can take a hit to this.
How much is longer?
I can take a hit to this.
Mellow.
Mellow.
I take a smoke.
Sounds like something you'd hear in the background of like fucking a Vanessa Del Rio video or some shit, you know? Jesus Christ. All right. That was actually pretty good. I got to give that a thumbs up. Look at that. No thumbs down. Although I know some of you trolls are going to go and find them and be like,
Watermelon Rind Pills00:12:13
you know what? Thumbs down, asshole. Not bad, not bad. I love when musicians show their musical prowess. And what is this? Anonymous said Disney is not growing, though. Seeing their stocks lately? Yeah, I do agree. They're a big conglomerate. That's why. Hey, ghost, do you know any good dick pills? No. I remember you said you use a brand and it helped you with your lymph. I never said that. Cheers, bud. All right. I never said that, true ghost fan. I never said that shit,
okay? But if you do want something to naturally help you, let me explain something. And this goes for everybody out there, okay? If you're having problems getting it up, which I've never had a problem, believe it or not, okay? I mean, you know, it's not that hard if you, you know, have somebody working it. But let's just put it this way. For whatever reason, you don't have the ability to be able to make old one eye to stand up on command,
I would strongly advise people to get the watermelon rind, okay? I'm talking about the shit that you don't eat on a watermelon. And what you want to do is you want to get yourself a juicer, all right,
and juice that shit, all right? Liquefy watermelon rind, all right, and chug that shit. And believe it or not, you're going to get the big ass boner, okay? I am not kidding. This is a natural way of getting it up without having to use those fucking pills. It is nature's Viagra if you liquefy watermelon rind and drink it. Look,
it's not going to kill you. That's the beautiful part about it to try it, right? All right. If you drink watermelon rind, it's not going to kill you. It's not going to be like, oh my God, I'm going to have a side effect like you do with some of these boner pills. So I'm just letting you know that watermelon rind, juicing it, drinking it, I'm telling you. This is not medical advice, by the way. I'm just saying that, you know, try watermelon rind juice. You know, it could potentially give you a good pick-me-up in the right places. All right. It's just,
it's just natural juice. All right. It's not meant to solve or cure any kind of, you know, any diseases or anything. I'm just, I'm just giving you an advice. I'm not kidding. All right. And if you don't want to use that, I heard that there's another herb that's sold at these vitamin places called horny goat weed. I am not kidding. It's an actual herb called horny goatweed. Okay, once again,
this is not medical advice. I'm just saying this for educational and entertainment purposes only. Okay, but I'm just I'm just saying. All right. Can we move on? All right. I'm just trying to help people, man. I'm just trying to help people. I'm just saying. I'm not a doctor. Somebody asked me a question and I answered it. All right. Jesus Christ. I'd buy that for a dollar. Ghost the Rhino cuck bitch. Yeah, fuck you,
man. All right. I've got your bitch, okay? I'd buy that for a dollar. Hey, what is this? Esreel. Hey, Go. Sorry to bother you, but I looked away from the stream for a while and wanted to know if I missed my video. No, you haven't. No, you haven't. We've had a lot of videos. Alexander the Resurrection said Disney was a lot better when it was racist and sexist. Now Disney is cucked, left-wing, and gay. By the way,
sexualization in cartoons has been around since the dawn of cartoons. Remember Betty Boop? Dude, anybody who thought anything sexual about Betty Boop was a fucking moron,
okay? And I'm not even kidding around. That was stupid. It was meant to be a fictitious character. You even know what Betty Boop was? She was an animated character of the sluts that used to walk around with that cart on their fucking gut saying,
cigars, cigarettes, cigars, and cigarette. That's what that bitch is representing. All right. Give me a fucking break. Betty Boop. I mean, what are you? Fingering your ass to Betty Boop or some shit? Huh? Huh? Are you like these porn no fucks that likes to watch Johnny Wad and Mandingo and shit just to get some old reminiscal memories of what boomers used to wax their carrot to or some shit? All right,
can we move on here? What is this? I'd buy that for a dollar. Mr. Albin uses DV super pills. Although I keep telling him to get regular DV pills as they work just as well. All right, Nurse Jessica.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
All right.
Snakes in yes.
Snakes, and yes.
You better pull them out.
They're going to bite you in.
Yes.
All right.
Let's get to the next video.
The next video was requested by the same person that requested the mellow request on the last video.
Tahuru Adachi Adadachi.
Taru Adadachi said the following.
Watch this too.
It's fucking great.
All right.
So let's see what Tohuru Adadachi has in store for us here.
Let's see what this is.
All right, let's go ahead.
What is this?
Oh, it's more of the same guy.
All right, let's take a listen. Is everybody ready? Here we go. What is this? This is how musicians need to show off their musical talent, okay? If you have musical talent, man, show it off. Make sure the production is decent, though, all right? Because that's the difference between a good viral video, a good viral video,
and one that isn't, okay? I think the only thing missing is better production here, in my opinion. There could be some graphics, you know, kind of separating this shit or something. Wait a minute. These are from anime games. Are you shitting me? Don't don't fuck around,
feminist socialists. Don't even don't even talk shit. Tired of all this anime weirdo chap shit. It is not anime music. All right,
shut up. Give me my fucking cola. I need a cola, all right? Good stuff. I wish it was beer or alcohol. Wait a minute. They're saying in the chat room it is from a fucking anime song. It is from a fucking anime song. I mean,
good God, man. What is it with the obsession of these fucking cartoons, man? I don't get it. I don't get it,
man. The fuck is wrong with you people? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Oh,
great. Great. I'm sitting over here getting mellow with a fucking anime song. That's great, dude. That's fucking great. Another fucking cherry on the top for tonight,
man. I'm tired, dude. I'm already getting tired, all right? I'm already getting tired of this shit, man. It's hard to do this show. So I'm not joking around. What's sad about it is I gotta fucking quit drinking for a little bit. So not only do I have to get my fucking toe okay,
but try to, I don't know, clean out a little bit or some shit. I fucking killed a spider in my office here. Great. All right. Thumbs down. I don't even know. You want me to be the first thumbs down? All right,
I'm going to thumbs down this one. I didn't realize this was Weibo crap. I did not realize this was Weibo shit, dude. I had no fucking idea. No fucking idea whatsoever. But that's what you fuckers like to do to me. You're like, hey,
you like this ghost? You know what? Ha ha ha. It's from enemy. Ha! It's from enemy. Ha! Great. Anyway, Toru Adachi Adadachi. Thanks a lot, dude. Thanks a lot for the old switcheroo there. I appreciate it. All right. Jesus fucking Christ. It's from Enemy. All right, let's get to the next video here because once again, dude,
we are bombarded with videos tonight. Who's next here? June Gito. June Gito requested this one. Junji Ito, I think I'm saying it correctly. I have fucking no idea. I don't talk tuna fish languages. All right. I talk American. And by the way, anybody who does business in the world is talking American. That's all I got to say about that. All right. And that's what everybody should be talking all across the world is American. Anyway,
Let's continue.
Once again, June Gito requested this one.
And what is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Junji Ito?
You see, now I'm afraid to even like this one.
You see, I'm afraid to even like this song, because then you idiots are gonna say hey ghost, it's anime, it's anime music.
Jesus Christ man, Fucking weirdo Japs are ruining everything, man.
Man, this sounds like a mellow song.
Get my mind.
Oh, no, wait a minute. Some bitch singing. Now time to tell them to take my time. God damn it, you enemy pricks. This isn't bad music, you fucks. This is actually decent music,
you fucks. And it doesn't mean I like anime evening dicks, All right, It's just decent fucking music.
Alright, can I say that?
Can I say that without being some weevo?
And, by the way, I see Flamenco is in here.
He's probably fanning his notes to this shit.
I'll flam.
I mean, this is decent music, man.
Listen to this fucking piano solo up in here.
Fucking weirdo jabs, dude. I can't remember the smile that's. Kamunga Strikes Likes an 8 out of 10. 3 out of 10,
Rating the Weeb Music00:02:16
Obama PC, 7 out of 10. Sam Hyde. Curl Transisco, 8.5 out of 10. Bob Tom, 10 out of 10. Pettis, 7 out of 10. Crazy YouTube Ninja, 8 out of 10. Monkey Toe, fuck you, by the way, 4 out of 10. Keemscare,
6 out of 10. Enroll, 9 out of 10. Angeltronic, 8 out of 10. They slowly disappear. Flamenco said that Soji McGarrow is quite possibly the greatest modern jazz musician in the world. Sergeant Mario,
10 out of 10. Miss Ak, 9 out of 10. Bill Reiser, 7 out of 10. Ghost is Black, 8 out of 10. No Badman, 0 out of 10. N Times Root Beer, 10 out of 10. Barry Blackberry, 7 out of 10. 7 out of 10, Bavoy J. 6 out of 10, Scuffle Gates. 9 out of 10, bro. Even though I'm not going to be able to get out of the way, 7 out of 10, Shige Diggy. 7 out of 10, TMCH,
9909. 8 out of 10, Red Saber Narrow. 9 out of 10, Harry Sheldon. Unparalleled aesthetics, 9 out of 10. Fox McLeod, 8 out of 10. Women are stinking holes,
6 out of 10. Metcha Dude, Fried Bacon, 10 out of 10. Save Earl, 8 out of 10. So we got a general consensus that everybody kind of digs this. Dare I give this a thumbs up? I mean,
I don't want it to believe, you know, anybody who's following me, I don't want anybody to believe that I like this Webo shit just because I like this song. I would give this a thumbs up. I'm just not going to. I'm sorry. I would, but I'm not going to. I don't want to have anybody believe that I'm some kind of a Weebo lover, which I'm not, so I'm not going to do it. All right. Hey, June G. Etho, thank you for that request there, but I don't know. I don't want to be, you know,
I don't want to be affiliated with any of that Weebo crap. All right. I am not a Weeb. All right. I'm a man for Christ's sake. I don't fetishize over fucking girl cartoons. So anyway, let me move on. All right. June G. Etho,
Why I Hate Christmas Parties00:09:15
thank you very much, but we can agree to disagree. All right. Anyway, let's get to the next video. The next video was requested by somebody by the name of Merry Christmas. Can we get through Halloween and Thanksgiving first? God damn it. And Merry Christmas said, tis the season. Now, look, I want to have Christmas as much as anybody else, but I'm looking forward for the other holidays, you know? The other holidays that make the whole fall,
the whole winter what it is, man. I mean, it's that favorite time of the year. So anyway, let me continue here, okay? Who requested this again? Merry Christmas,
tis the season, okay? Here, let's go ahead and take a look at this. And aww, you all know that I like the Carpenters. Santa Claus is coming to town. Let's take a look at the carpenters. I've never seen this. Let's have this. I mean, The Carpenters always had a sound, didn't they?
They always have their own sound, weird.
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
And she had that tone to her voice that could not be replicated.
Too bad that she was a fucking anorexic policeman or whatever she was.
It was sad.
To town.
She looks a little orange here.
I wonder if this is when she was on the carrot diet, when she ate nothing but cherran.
Gonna find out who's naughty or not.
It's come to death
R.I.P. Karen Carpenter. He knows if you've been back. She looks like she can wax a good Karen, dude. Fuck off, dude. I'm serious. She had like Bovia,
fucking anorexa that killed her. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not cry. I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming. He's coming to town,
baby. And you know, you idiots that always claim this is boom music and all this shit. You people saw earlier in the broadcast what the young people were listening to. That stupid, dirty fucking bitch,
Billy Leech. All right? She looks like a dirty dish rag whore. And that is popular. And if it ain't her, it's that disgusting, despicable fucking Cardi B who admitted to turning tricks and robbing them. So, Yeah, that's what's influencing America right now.
There's no innocence anymore.
Everybody's trying to be an answer for, you know?
He knows.
You want to know why they made her hair look like that?
Because she looks like a fucking skeleton.
They're trying to make...
I'm not even joking.
This fucking poor woman killed herself because she thought every time she looked in the mirror, she saw a fat pig.
She is a fat pig, dude.
shut up, feminist socialist, dude. Fuck you. Dude, that's a, dude, stop. That is not funny. Okay, that is not funny, dude. He's coming to town. I know everybody's looking forward to Christmas time. Everybody's looking forward to Christmas time,
baby. I am too. I am too. And you know the best part about this Christmas? You want to know why I'm so excited about Christmas? Because every Christmas, Old Ghost has to host the Christmas party, all right, with all the family that doesn't give a shit about Old Ghost until it's time to host the Christmas party. All right, they're already calling now. Like, I ain't gonna host it. And you know what I'm telling them? I'm saying, you know what? Because of COVID,
we want to keep everybody safe. So it's just going to be me, Mrs. Ghost, and the intermediate family, if they can come because of COVID. And that's it. So that's why I'm so excited, dude, That it's not going to be me hosting a bunch of deadbeat family members that just suck up to me to see what kind of fucking gift I give them to suck up to me for my fucking free booze and free food and my badass fucking joint that I usually invite them to.
I don't have to fucking deal with these people and I'm glad.
All right.
All right.
These fucking people and my family are a bunch of leeches.
All right.
And the only reason I bring them over is because I want to simulate what it is to be like, hey, look, we're a close family.
And yeah, this is Christmas time and shit like that.
I don't want to do that shit.
I don't want to do that shit.
And that's what's going to make this Christmas so great that I don't have to see these fucking filthy people.
I don't have to fucking see them.
Uncle Ghost, Hey, hey, Ghost, you know what?
What do you got for me?
You got anything?
Do you got open bar?
What are we serving this time?
Is it going to be Prime Rib?
Are you going to have this?
Shut up, Shut up.
Jesus, fucking Christ.
All right.
What is this?
Prince.
Prince and the.
I have wanted to fuck Betty Boop ever since I was young.
I want to make a submissive GF and have her feeling her sore ass cheeks at work the following day.
Oh, God.
To pound her into a pillow while Azrael and Tarrielle enjoy the other hotel single bed.
Dude, Prince, you're sick.
Fuck, dude.
Hey, there's Chandler.
Can someone get this little bastard out of here?
Oh, fuck.
He's real.
You know it, and I know. Oh, fuck off, dude. All right. I should have never have told you all that story. Fuck you, asshole. Let me come got you. Yeah, yeah. Caroline, dude, you're definitely not coming. Nobody is coming to my house for Christmas. And that's what's going to make it such a good Christmas, dude. That's what's going to make it such a good Christmas. Look, you people are calling me heartless and soulless in the chat room. You don't get it. Okay. Old Ghost never gets a fucking gift. Every Christmas. I don't ever get gifts,
dude. They don't give me a gift. Okay? And if they do give me a gift, it's some cheap fucking bullshit that was obviously in a clearance bin or some shit like that. All right. All right. I never get any fucking gifts. I'm the one that's giving all these badass gifts. And whenever they come to my place,
I have badass food, fucking prime rib, fucking, I had badass spreads and shit. Open bar. I got fucking the best scotches, the best bourbons, and mixed drinks. We infuse shit with alcohol and shit. Got one of those jugs that Mrs. Ghost mixes all kinds of fucking fruits with vodka and all that shit. And it's all looking pretty. It looks like the cover of a fucking pottery bar and magazine. And you know something? Every time I have a fucking Christmas get-together,
I feel like, why the hell did I just do that? Why the hell did I just waste all that fucking money? Why the hell did I invite these stupid bloodsuckers to my house? Why the fuck do I even care about these people? You know? And I'm glad that I'm not going to be having to see these people. All right. It's going to be a good Christmas. All right. That's great. I'm not going to be able,
I'm not going to see anybody. It's just going to be me, Mrs. Ghost, my intermediate family, if they can make it out here. But if they can, I don't mind just kicking back my fucking feet, eating my fucking prime rib by myself. And who the fuck knows? Maybe I'll fucking guzzle down copious amounts of alcohol and tetrahydrocannabinol just to fucking put the fucking cherry on top to Jesus's birthday. All right. All right. Let's continue here. We got Marshall Bernsey,
Mystery Box Smells Like Weed00:15:03
all right, who is the next no-no. And Marshall Bernsey said, you have two doors to choose. The first one smells like weed. The second one smells like grapes. Or you could take the mystery box. You or chat can pick. I'm picking. All right. I'm picking. And you know what I'm going to pick? I'm going to pick the mystery box,
Marshall Bernsey. All right. I'm picking the mystery box because, you know, it's a mystery box. Who gives a shit? Let's take a look at it. All right. Let's see what's behind the mystery box, Marshall Bernsey. All right. What the fuck, dude? By the way, Marshall Bernsey, a member of my goddamn Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room. And by the way, M. Bison, the newest member,
you'll be getting an email from the email address that you purchased the text-to-speech in by tomorrow evening because I'm probably going to be here up all night. I got shit to do on Friday, and I'm probably going to rest for a good portion of the day. So, all right, Marshall Burnsey, this is the mystery box. This viewer discretion is advised. All right,
folks. Viewer discretion is advised. And Marshall Bernsey, why do you even know this song exists? Play it. Yeah, lick my ass, bitch. Oh, my God. I mean, are you shitting me? I mean, why the fuck do you even know this song exists,
Marshall Burnsy? I like a girl with a big tongue. When she opens up her mouth, like a touch to run just to get with this, you gotta have guts. I like it when they rub my nuts. Lick a booty. Oh my god, come on. And look,
people in the chat room, classic. Classic? Yeah, look my ass, bitch. This is horrible. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everybody. Are you kidding me? It's hard,
but it's too big. Lick it fast. Come on, girl. Suck that in. Dude, this is a scuffed two-live crew. Come on, down, bro. This is definitely a scuffed two-live crew and I'm a little bit more brain damage. Work that booty with an ice cube. Suck my dick of a nose. Oh,
working with an ice cube. What are you doing? That's horrible,
man. Pop a smoke. Oh, my God. This is three minutes and 41 seconds. It feels like I've been listening to it for that long already. And look,
you got people in the chat room actually enjoying this fucking song, believe it or not. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Jesus Christ,
this is horrible. I'm sorry to all the folks that are listening in. I mean, this is supposed to be family entertainment, you know? But then you got people like Marshall Burnsey over here. Oh,
my God, dude. How long? Hurry up. Hurry up and end. Hurry up and end this subversive shit. I'm not thumbs up in this,
dude. Are you fucking kidding me? I am not thumbs up in this song. Look at these people. Thumbs up this shit, ghost. Fuck you. All right. Oh, my God. You make me want to cry, baby. Lick them hands. Lick them hands. Pop a smoke. Just take it. And look at all the 10 out of 10s,
dude. I'm not reading that shit, you degenerate bastards. I'm not reading that shit, you degenerate bastards. And by the way, I guarantee you that these guys that made that song are probably in the riots that are in Portland or one of these fucking Black Lives Matter riots,
looting, and violent areas in the country. I guarantee it, all right? Thanks a lot, Marshall Burnsey. Thanks a lot, dude. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm telling you, dude, a member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room,
dude. I'm just saying. And don't say it's my fault, dude. I took the mystery box and that was. How was I supposed to know that fucking song was going to be there? Huh? How the fuck did I know that Marshall Burnsey was some sick,
depraved fuck that finds humor in licking mud butt? All right, anyway, folks, my apologies for that. All right, I'm just trying to provide some family entertainment here. That's all I'm trying to do is provide some family entertainment. And of course,
this is what we got. This is what we have. Anyway, can we get to the next dono here? The next dono that here it is. No face killer. What's up to no face killer, man? $20, $20 saying women who are gifted musically are sexier than any Instagram hoe. Does everybody agree with that? I guess a woman with musical talent, at least you can have something to do with that broad, you know,
and jam out if you can, you know, kind of find out how to play an instrument and, you know, maybe sing. I mean, who the fuck knows? Anyway, no face killer requested this. So let's see what no face killer has in store. What is this, no face killer? Hold on,
put this up. What is this? Uh-oh. This bitch is going to play classical guitar. Let's take a listen to this. Is she going to do Nvay Molmstein stall? Nve Molmstein style, Excuse me.
Sorry.
Nice and slow start.
Nice and slow begin.
Wait a minute.
Debussy.
Is that what that says right here?
Look at this.
Debussy.
What the fuck?
Here I was.
I was like, oh, I pause this shit.
Pause it.
Here I was trying to intensely hear and see if this bitch has any kind of fucking talent musically and shit.
And the fucking title of this fucking song is Debussy.
And by the way if you don't know what bussy means, it is a trap, tranny, or homosexual anal hole. Just in case you didn't know, okay? I mean,
is this a tranny song or a trap song? I mean, do you play this when you, you know, do a grinder hookup? Nice harmonic spliff. All right,
yeah, play a little faster. All right, Debussy. Play a little faster. Faster, the bussy, faster. Faster, Debussy.
Faster, Debussy, you fuck.
This song is about Debussy!
Faster, Faster.
Grab the guitar by Dabussi, faster Dabussi, faster!
Faster!
Da bussy!
Faster!
Faster, you da-bussy bitch!
This is a tranny, isn't it?
Playing this guitar?
the tranny.
I mean You put this on when you have a grinder hookup, right?
This is what this is about.
This is why this has got 5 million hits, right?
I mean, you put this in the background when you're hooking up so, you know, the neighbors and shit can't hear you suck.
So they can't hear you go, I mean, why else would it be called the bussy?
Why?
Why else would it be called the bussy?
it's decent guitar, but I mean, it's a Debussy song, dude. I don't want to play this. You know, people will think I'm sending a message if I play this,
right? I mean, this is considered like a musical toe tap. All right. Well,
that was Debussy. I hope you all enjoyed Debussy. All right. That was great. All right. Jesus Christ. All right. Smells a little bit nutty with a bit of musk, but, you know, I guess it's okay. I have no fucking idea. Anyway, thank you, no-face killer. Cheers to you. All right. I mean, it was decent guitar, but it's Debussy. I don't know. It's Debussy. I mean,
why else would it be called Debussy? I mean, this is obviously some kind of fucking like homosexual shit or something. I don't know. Anyway, thank you, no-face killer. All right. Let's continue, man. We've got Charlie. Charlie requesting this one. And I don't like the name Charlie, okay? It says, Harrow, G.I. Joe. Here is a brass from your past. VX in the chat. Yeah,
that's what I figured. I figured you were going to do something about V at fucking nam. I knew you fucking assholes were going to do that fucking shit. All right. What is this, Charlie? All right. What did Charlie request here? All right. Jesus Christ. What is this, Charlie? I don't know why you guys do this shit,
dude. Seriously, man. I mean, you know, this show is supposed to be fun. You know, we're supposed to be like looking at shit. Like we just saw a guitar composition called Debussy. I'm assuming that, you know, fucking, if you're hooking up a grinder,
you know, you put that in the background so the neighbors can't hear the you know what I'm saying? So I don't know, man. I don't know. What is this? What is this? Put the PC shot on. This was requested by Charlie. All right, put the PC shot on. Here it is. Wait a minute. 1964 combat meal. Ham and lima beans. Oh,
man. You gonna use phosphorus to warm this up? Now this is the infamous ham and lima beans meal combat individual or MCI. It was given a variety of colorful nicknames by veterans. I mean it was truly the most hated C ration of the war. That's why we got to check this thing out. Are you going to use phosphorus? Okay,
we got that accessory packet and spoon right on the top. Old school spoon. And that accessory packet with the cigarettes. Also got matches, chewing gum, coconut, coffee, instant cream, dry sugar coat. Cigarettes. Oh boy. Got another B2 unit. Stress relief. Cheese cream. Stress relief in the bush. February 1964. All right. We've got the ham and lima beans and juices. The can. Well,
Ham and Lima Beans C-Rations00:08:45
there's a dent back here. Ooh, not bad. There's something a little sticky here. Oh, God. Is this guy going to eat this shit? There's something that just started to perforate there. Is this guy going to eat this crap? Not bad. Okay, so. Okay, I can guarantee it's not going to be edible, but we're definitely going to check it out anyway.
I mean, I've never seen ham and lima beans before.
Well, not in a C-ration.
Nothing quite like it.
The lot codes are kind of an unknown pattern of numbers, but I would say it's definitely a 1963 or 64.
Check out the simple ingredients.
Packed by Northern American Packing Corporation, Boston, Massachusetts.
Not bad.
In 1964, we weren't in Vietnam completely.
We were sending, quote, advisors to Vietnam, which meant that we were sending troops over there to train South Vietnamese in their own fight against the North Viet Cong.
Then those advisors turned into troops.
and then, you know, the rest is history. And we got, there's one more thing in here. Should be like a pound cake or something. Oh, boy. It's another one of these. The con cake roll. Yep. At least I said it right this time. August 11th,
1963. All right, 63. There it is. I mean, the forward some because I want to hurry up and see what the hell this is. Oh, Nothing quite like it 1963 by the way
Alright Yep, Oh jeez, I feel like I gotta put a mask on.
Yeah, let me do that real quick.
I mean, it's an addended can From 1963.
Alright, There goes nothing.
It looks like the consistency of ham, Matter and lima beans.
Hey, look at the inside of the can.
Looks pretty good.
There's some sort of slop emanating on the outside of this can I thought it was coming from the inside It still smells incredibly rank in there Oh my god it is foul. Oh, man, that's horrible, man. Something. All right, this is actually good YouTube content, dude. Not bad. Okay. Well, well,
that calls for me getting a spoonful. He's gonna eat it. I mean, I'm not going to eat any of this. Sorry, but I draw the line when it gets to the point where. All right, let's check out a big old heaping spoonful of this. No way he's eating it. Nice. I mean, it has a consistency of ham and lima beans. I mean,
it looks like it. Gosh. Yeah, that's a daisy. Eat it. Check that out. Eat it. Don't taste it. Eat it. There were guys in the war, there were accounts of this entree, this main, being just, I mean, they'd like ham and lima beans before they loved it, but after having this, they never ever wanted to eat it again. Let's get this out of the way so it doesn't get all slopped by the rest of this good stuff. Okay,
Let's check out that BT.
Oh, he didn't eat it, dude.
He didn't even eat it.
Let's see.
Oh, my God.
Fucking 1963 compressed air right there that just fucking farted out of that can.
nice uh what does that Cookies?
Doesn't look as bad as I thought it would.
Crackers.
Oh, they're crackers.
Okay.
Wow, look at that cheese.
Has it burst yet?
I think maybe it has.
A little bit of cheese that comes with it.
I would say plastic cream.
The heck.
Gotta figure that one.
Let's point this away, just in case.
Okay.
Suck duck for quack.
You said that he's eating stuff from the 1890s and 1900s.
No, it hissed a little bit.
It doesn't look like he wants to eat this.
This is a reason why I have eye protection.
All right, let's go ahead and hurry up here. Let's see what it is. Hurry up. Let's hurry up. What is this? Oh, God. Cheese. Not bad. I mean, like, yeah. And then check it out. Like. Oh,
don't do that. Eat it. Don't do it. Eat it. What the fuck? Yeah, it's just. Oh. Smells like a fucking colon-cancered fart, huh? What do I do? I don't think this guy's gonna eat it,
dude. I don't know. Let's get to the next can. What is that? See if we can get this one out and onto the tray. Some kind of a lucky last time. Is that cinnamon roll? It has a nice little cinnamon swirl to it. Yeah, yeah, there it is. There's a little bit of cinnamon roll there. See, that smells fantastic. I'm wondering if that's just because it's in comparison to the rest of all this. It's the cinnamon, dude. Don't be fooled. It's the fucking cinnamon. Why does that always have to happen? Let's give that a. Oh,
Jesus Christ. That sounds like a rock. Look at that little thing. Well, it's definitely not Cinnabon, but I mean, hey, it is 52 years old. Is he going to eat it or what? Let's move on. Did he eat the no, he just pulled it apart, did he? He just pulled it apart. Well, let's check out that pegan cake roll. Oh, jeez. It kind of breaks up like a cinnamon bun does, too, you know? Oh,
jeez. Because it's like swirled layers. Hmm. Is this guy just going to play with the food, or is he going to fucking shove it up his fucking suck hole? mind just giving this just a little bite. Oh, he's gonna eat it. He's gonna fucking eat it. Huh? That's pretty dry. Yeah,
no shit. Oh, yeah, it's pretty rancid. A little dry there. This is nuts. Yeah, there. Oh, and I'm just hovering right over this tray, and it's just gotta go in a second here. I mean,
I can't last out much longer than this. It's waffing upward with a stench that's just like, eh, you know. Check out that cracker. Let's see. The cracker smells just incredibly stale. He's eating a cracker. Well,
hey, the cracker's still edible. Not bad. I don't really know how. I guess this part, you know, the cheese. Yeah, it didn't. He likes the cracker. Well,
that just about sums it up for the ham and live beans. I gotta get it out of the room. He's not gonna have a smoke. He's not gonna. Now for the good part. All right, where's the good? He's just with this accessory package. Let's see the accessories. 35 years old. And some toilet paper. Paul Mall's Palm All cigarettes. Insta coffee. Interesting looking salt. Pretty Vipko. Cool. Wow,
dude, that's fucking vincent salt right there. Dry cream product. We'll see if that's good or not. Probably won't be. And sugar granulated. And let's see. Got some matches and some chicolates. Let's see. Peppermint flavor. Fucking chicless. There's no ingredients of gum back then. Made of gum base,
sugar, corn syrup softener, starch, and natural flavor. Not all that junk they put in gum nowadays. And of course, your old school C-Ration era matches, which you pretty much just got to glide the match head on this thing. I mean, it just strikes so easily. Wow, that's because just in case they needed some goddamn fire. Anyway,
Sunburst, Viacom, and Disney's Innocent Past00:02:10
we've went above and beyond on this video just to see what was in the ration. Somebody by the name of Charlie requested that one, and we really appreciate that one, Charlie. Everybody was like, man, what the hell's next? So cheers to that,
man. I appreciate it. Even though you're trying to be a Viacom Viacom fucking piece of shit. Here's Sunburst. This song is called Claire DeLoon. It's a classical song composed by Claude W.C. back in the 1800s. You musically uncultured swine. Fuck you. All right. Sunburst unicorn. Of course you would know the origin of a bussy. All right. Of course you would know the origin of a bussy. All right,
Sunburst, I'm sure the homosexual anal gods are looking very highly of you, for lack of a better term. All right, let's get to the next one here. The next video is by being Meg Ucal Suffering. Being Meg Ucal Suffering. All right. And said,
damn, there are overwhelming amounts of weebs in this community. Let's watch some Disney for once when it was innocent and not pedophilic. All right, well, let's go ahead and take a look at this. Once again, Bean Medkirill's Suffering requested this one. I have no idea what the hell this is. And of course, we have to wait for advertisement. Jesus Christ, I'm telling you,
you know something? Google is about to make some money off me just so that I don't fucking see these goddamn advertisements anymore. It's one thing to give me, you know, a 15-second one, you know, every now and then, a five-second one,
a 30-second one that I can skip, etc. But they are forcing your ass to watch this shit, okay? So anyway, let's go ahead. Being Megur Cow suffering. All right. Let's go ahead and take a look at this video when Disney was innocent. Is everybody ready? Put the PC shot on. Here we go. It's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
Classic Disney and Midgets00:02:33
sir. You see, this is what we used to do with midgets. We put them to work. It ain't no dick. We gave him some pride. I mean,
now what are midgets used for? Nothing more than the amusement of others. I mean,
this was during the day of Warwick Davis's father. And there's a dopey. He looks like a dopey little bastard. Now,
This was classic Disney.
Hi-ho!
Hi-ho!
Bye, ho!
There are some hoes in this house. There are some hoes in this house. There's some hoes in this house. I'm home, hi-ho, hi-ho,
hi-ho. Hi-ho. It's home from work we go. I'm home, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho. Hi-ho. It's home to work we go. Hi-ho! Hi-ho! Hi-ho! Hi-ho! Get back in the corner and get my money. Get back on the stroll,
Is This Symphonic Metal Cringe?00:06:38
ho. Hi-ho. There you go. Anyway, yeah, that was a little bit innocent, I guess. Being Meg UCal suffering. Thank you very much for requesting that. All right, Esriel is next. All right. So Esriel, if you're out there, put down the goat porn. All right. Yours is just about to come up next here. What is this? Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu said,
Disney grow fast. All right. I don't understand what you're trying to make me say there. Anyway, thank you, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu. Here it is. Let's get to Esriel's video. And Esriel said,
some video game music turned metal. Just play up until the end of the second part around seven minutes. Okay. So let's take a look at what Esriel is donated here. All right. He's our resident goat fucker. All right. So let's see what the hell he's got here. Let's see. Is everybody ready? A video game song turned metal. Here it is. Esriel,
put the PC shot on. Here we go. Okay. All right. I'll give this a world air, Esriel. A video game song turned metal. Hey,
and why is everybody saying zero out of ten cringe? Come on, man. I mean, Is it because you don't like the video game?
Is that it?
Or you don't like the song?
What is it?
And we got some people headbanging to this shit in the chat.
Easy game.
Ha ha ha.
Huh?
You think this is an easy game?
I've never played any of these games.
Clearly, people are saying cringe. It's generic. Come on, man. In the words of Joe Hayden, come on, man. Jesus Christ. I mean, You got some people in the chat room that dig it.
Other people are like trash, cringe.
I mean, come on, man.
This does sound like a little gothic.
I guess a little bit of like medieval metal, I guess, right?
Would you call this like medieval metal or some shit?
I mean.
The instrumentals aren't horrible, dude.
They're actually decent.
I think people are just hating on this because, I don't know, they don't like the game.
It's like symphony metal.
Are you kidding me?
Symphonic metal?
I've never heard of such a thing.
Symphonic metal.
Fucking shit bitch, I mean it It's not horrible.
All of you people hating.
Your own personal reasons, and I don't understand it.
I mean, this is not bad dude, I.
I don't think this is horrible.
All right.
I mean, you know, Esriol is a goat fucker, but this isn't horrible.
I guess, symphonic metal.
I've never heard of such a thing.
I agree, It's decent.
I mean, I wouldn't thumbs up it.
I wouldn't thumbs down it.
All right, we're at the five-minute mark of this symphonic metal, at least according to the chat room.
Some people are enjoying it, other people are like in a fringe trash.
I don't get it.
Chat Room Ratings and UFC Expectations00:09:03
We're almost done here.
We're almost done here.
What does everybody think in the chat room?
What does everybody think?
6 out of 10, no bad man. 9 out of 10, Fox McCloud. 0 out of 10, viewer of a dying show. Fuck you for the day. Mr. Burston, 5 out of 10. Sergeant Mario, 6 out of 10. 0 out of 10, Bob Tom, 2 out of 10. I'm a machine. 8 out of 10, Barry Blackberry. 6 out of 10. Bob Agnam, 8 out of 10. Maga Brony, 1 out of 10. Suck Duck with Quack. Oh, Aura Aura, 8 out of 10. Colonel Transisto, 7 out of 10. Sugar Dust, 7 out of 10. Dark Blade,
10 out of 10. Azzie D, 10 out of 10. Monkey Co., 10 out of 10. And in Philly, 7 out of 10. Angel Tronic, 8 out of 10. The Enroll, 7 out of 10. Block Joe, 5 out of 10. Keep Scares, 4 out of 10. Batboy, 6 out of 10. Ozark Cat Rady, 3 out of 10. Texas Filliber, 0 out of 10. The boy Jake, 8 out of 10. Corpus Christie Capricorn, 8 out of 10. Sunburst Unicorn, 10 out of 10. Dirty Dish Rag Roar,
0 out of 10. 7 out of 10, Alfonso Loco, 0 out of 10. Hambone Damon, 5 out of 10, Bill Reiser. 8 out of 10, Shecklesteen Nosner. 7 out of 10, the American Fetus. 5 out of 10, Ballsack Teeth Hagger. 5 out of 10, Fried Bacon. 2 out of 10, Hyberion Corporation. 6 out of 10, Alte Ann. 10 out of 10, Mike Hawk. 8 out of 10,
Harry Sheldon. So you guys got a little bit of a mix here. And this is about 7 minutes here. We're at 7 minutes and 30 seconds. So let's go ahead and take the rooms down. Anyway,
once again, thank you very much there. Once again, Esriel, cheers to you. We have a general consensus that it isn't horrible. It isn't bad, you know. Not bad, not bad. All right, cheers to Esriel, by the way. Once again, cheers, man. Let's get to the next video here. The next video is by Medora Uchia, who's been trying to get a video on here for the past couple of shows, but has been forgetting the link. Oh, man. Speak of the devil,
and ye shall receive him. I would like to receive my $20.20 from earlier and combine it with this $30 and play this in its place. All right, Horatio Nelson with an $80.80 donation so that we can play whatever it is that he wants us to play in that donation. Cheers to Horatio Nelson,
man. Cheers. All right. All right. With that being said, let's get to Medora Uchia. And Medora Uchia wants me to play this at 19 seconds. And I'm glad that I'm finally able to fucking play this for you here. It is supposed to be some sort of UFC fighting or something of that nature. So let's see what Madura Uchia has in store for us,
okay? I mean, I would be glad to see a little bit of UFC fighting as a palette cleanser. All right. All right, dude. Here it is. All right. Madea Uchia, here it is. Are you ready? Put the PC shot on. Here it is, dude. All right. This is supposed to be some kind of a fucking up. Very well then. I mean, what the fuck, dude, with this anime crap, dude? Seriously,
what the action is. Whatever happens, don't look directly into his eyes. Oh, God. Great. This is great. I was expecting to see some kind of UFC or some shit, and here we are. Here we are, for fuck's sake. Jesus Christ. I mean, listen, we have to stop with this anime crap. All right,
we sincerely have to stop with this goddamn anime garbage. I'm not kidding, bro. I'm so sick of this fucking anime crap. Oh, God. I can't believe you people are even doing this. All right, folks. My apologies. I know that we're, I don't know, Watching anime.
For some fucking reason.
I have no fucking clue.
He's fast.
He can't move.
Just keep forging on, guys.
Here he comes I'm your dad.
I don't know the King Kong or some young wha.
I'm not swing.
I'm for you.
I'm a sumo You're the first since Hashirama to make me this excite Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is in at least fucking English.
I'm not really paying much attention.
I'm obviously losing viewers here, okay?
I'm obviously losing viewers here.
Wait, there's a fucking link in the description. There's an advertisement for this shit. Oh, my God. Thumbs down. Thumbs down this crap. Thumbs down,
this crack. Hey, if you want your own reboar and you want to show that you're a fucking fruit ball to be in public, go ahead and take a look at our merch, okay? Tiger, tiger,
tiger, uppercunt. Are you good? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Tiger! Tiger! Tiger uppercut! Alright,
that was fucking stupid. All right, wait a minute. Are we still? Totally cool! Totally done. Oh, my God. I mean,
the amount of soy that it took to concoct this out of some weirdo Jap's head is amazing. All right, it's just, it's amazing. It's unbelievable, for Christ's sake. I'm playing this a little over four minutes and we're moving on, Okay?
I mean, here I was.
I thought this was some UFC shit.
All right, but of course it is.
And what's up with the bowl haircut?
Huh?
They ripping out the Beatles with the bull haircut?
My speed will not be enough!
He'll get ready!
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
And you know something?
George Floyd died for this.
Jesus Christ.
How sad.
How fucking sad.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this now?
What is this?
And look, this is Disney.
Now Disney is getting into the fucking LEVO shit.
Now Disney is getting into this kind of animation.
I'm telling you,
Disney is growing. Disney is growing. Disney is growing. I mean, Come on, man.
Gouts Ghost Thriller & Disney Chaos00:15:54
Hey.
Haramby died for this shit.
Fucking sad.
Fuckin' sad.
Alright Sakura!
Here I come!
Here I come!
You little!
Alright.
All right.
I think we've had enough of this.
All right.
I'm going to let this go to 630.
You know what?
You idiots are fucking fanning your nuts to this.
All right, right there.
We'll stop it right there.
Jesus Christ, dude.
What the actual fuck?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Madura Uchia, there you go. Enjoy. I hope that you fucking enjoyed yourself with that. All right. Anyway, can we continue here? We've got Gouts for Ghosts next. All right. Gouts for Ghost. And he said, hey, ghost,
I honestly didn't know your son was Russian. How come you never told us? Anyway, here are three short videos for your ass. And don't worry, they rule. Okay, yeah, that sounds very reassuring, by the way, from someone like yourself, whoever the hell you are. Gouts for Ghost. That sounds like a very reassuring name, by the way. All right, so I guess I'm going to have to. Hold on,
hold on. What is this? Hold on. Hold on. Put the PC shot on. Gouts for Ghost requested this. Put the PC shot on. What is this? It's a decent movie. Not this guy again,
man. It didn't. It didn't really suck either. I like the idea how that guy has 88 minutes to live. This guy sounds like Attila. Well, It was a good thriller, I have to admit that.
Sounds like Attila's mentally retarded.
It wasn't great.
And it didn't suck either.
I like to write nice stories.
It's a decent thriller.
I would recommend it if you're looking for a decent thriller.
I'll tell you what I could say about this movie.
It's good.
Great.
Fucking Ruski.
And that's it.
That was it.
Okay, there were three videos to this.
They were supposed to be short.
So that was the first one, okay? Let's go ahead and get to the second one here. All right, here's the second one. Hey! Oh, jeez. Are they going to all be this tard? Are they going to all be this fucking tard? All right, are you? Hey, guys, what's up? Yes! Spaghetti! People have told me that the fact that I'm part of the Pokémon world is a dream. And you know what,
guys? I do agree. What? The times that I spent in the Pokémon world are dreams such as a golden whenever I go to sleep. Now, the reason why I call those dreams realities is because I can feel sons here and see what's happening. This guy really believes this shit. And I really feel and sounds it like it's really happening. Anyway,
this video is not about that. This video is about the most wonderful dream. What the fuck just happened? What was that about? The most wonderful dream I had was when a float she sucked my dick. What the what the fuck did this tard just say? This video is probably going to get a lot of dislikes. But you know what,
man? I don't really care much if this video is going to get a lot of dislikes. I speak up my mind no matter what. After all, YouTube is a place to speak up your mind. And in my opinion, that was speaking his mind, by the way. That's the most wonderful dream I ever had. Thank you for watching it. Have a great day. I mean, I had no idea that Russia had its autistic tard problem. Alright, I mean,
during Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia would have thrown this fucking guy into a trash can once that he was diagnosed with fucking autism or mental retardation or whatever the fuck is. This is horrible. All right. Hey,
Putin, seriously, dude, you need to do something, all right? Seriously, because this is this is this is I don't even know what to say. I have no idea. All right, this is the last video that was requested by Gouts for Ghost. Gouts for Ghost requested this last one. So let's go ahead and put the PC shot on. Here it is. At the entrance of a hotel somewhere in Kanto the Pokemon world. Oh,
this should be fun. I'm sorry, you can't go in. Come on, we're tired. Hold on, hold on. This tard is actually trying to produce his own fucking like stick figure finger paint fucking cartoon. It's not by fault. If you can get them to stop following you,
then maybe I will accept. But as of now, no. I want them to stop follow me. I suppose it's you too. Get off the property now. What the hell are we supposed to do? Not my problem. Who the hell are you? Dad,
just you want me. We can have a cat. Come on. Hold on, pause this. Is this multiculturalism being promoted by this fucking tard? Are you serious? I mean, not that I'm against that. I'm just saying. I'm seeing this everywhere. Now, this just plays. Come with me. I'm sure she's not interested in a creep like you. Oh, my E. I have no idea what the fuck that was. I mean, dude,
give me a fucking break when we've got tards out here promoting goddamn multiculturalism. Unfucking believable. Unfucking believable. Anyway, that was Gouch for Ghost, who requested that one right there, and we appreciate it. Let us continue, folks, because we got a whole shitload of donos to go through. We've got this next one requested by Grim Lynn. Grim Lynn requested this one and said,
how Ghost Met His Wife. All right. What the fuck is this, Grim Lynn? What the fuck is this crap, huh? How Ghost Met His Wife. What is this? Put the PC shot on. What is this? Gremlins? I mean,
this is like the shitty Gremlins that nobody watched and like kind of depicted the 9-11 Twin Tower attacks. This is that one. This guy. That's very generous,
sir. A half day off once the building is operational. Thank you, sir. The fuck kind of hand is that? Is that supposed to be a gremlin hand or some shit? I never saw Gremlins 2. I didn't think it needed a part. Wow,
fuck you. How ghost met his wife, dude? Fuck you, man. All right. And by the way, I can't turn it up, dude. It's fucking the highest all there. I don't understand. Some people need to control their levels when uploading content. Oh my god. What is he? He's actually banging a gremlin. Oh,
God. Oh, my God. What he's thinking about it. Look, he's a neckbeard. He's like, eh, well, you know, nobody's playing with my wiener. Oh,
God. No wonder I didn't see Gremlins 2. And that's the end of the fucking Gremlins 2. Are you shitting me? That's the end of Gremlins 2. No wonder I didn't see it. Jesus Christ. That's the end of Gremlins fucking 2. That's great. That's fucking great. Unfucking believable. How fucking Ghost met his wife. Fuck you,
dude. All right, let's continue here. And guess what? We got a back-to-back by Grim Lynn. A back-to-back by Grim Lin who said, what really happens when ghost blips? Okay, all right, this should be just as interesting as the last one by Grim Lynn. All right. So let's see what it is that I do as the show blips. Let's see what the fuck this is. Grim Lynn with a back-to-back. All right, So I hope that y'all ready for this.
Go ahead.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Wait.
What if one of them eats something at 11 o'clock, but then he gets something stuck in his teeth?
Yeah, like a caraway seed or a sesame seed.
Whatever.
Right.
And then after 12 o'clock, it comes out.
Now, he didn't eat that after midnight.
Yeah, that's right.
Look, I didn't make the rules, okay?
Rules.
I don't believe this.
Oh, wait a minute.
What about this?
What if they're eating in an airplane and they cross a time zone?
I mean, it's always midnight somewhere.
This is what...
Oh, God!
This is what I'm doing between blips.
Give me a fucking break, dude.
Gremlin, huh?
Now the gremlins can barb roll, huh?
huh? Now the Gremlins can barb roll. Give me a beer. Bright light,
bright light. All right. That's what I'm doing, I guess, between blips. And hey, Grim Lynn, I don't know if this is supposed to be some kind of a troll or I don't know what the hell this is,
but I'll tell you something right now. I don't like this whole Gremlin troll. I'll tell you that. I don't like this shit whatsoever. All right. But thank you, Gremlin. And I don't appreciate you comparing a Gremlin 2 to how I met my wife and what I do between blips. But anyway,
let's get to the next video. Yuki Mushima. Yuki Mushima requested this and said, question. Do you believe in Phantom Thieves? One voyage tour for no? I have no fucking idea. Okay, I have no idea, but that you left me two choices. So I'm going to push two and I'm going to see what video this is for two, okay? What is this? Oh, great. All right. Oh,
great. Yuki Mishima requested this one. I don't know what this is, but viewer discretion is advised. Put the PC shot on. May you have as many dicks in your ass as you had in Joe Jack's mouth,
which is 40. Come on. Pause this. Pause this. Listen, do you see how this is being spliced? Do y'all see how this is being spliced? This is how they splice me on Radio Graffiti. Okay,
this is exactly how they do it. So if you ever hear me on Radio Graffiti saying something I never said, it's because they do this kind of shit. Okay, play it. Go ahead. I mean,
this is what they do. Tever didn't want to take this home. No, he died. This is what they do. Their fucking trolls are sick. They're fucking cyber vermin. That's what I said. So the thing about working here is we treat all our customers like they're pickers,
even if they're not. Oh, you see? I'm kicking your ass. You see? And who is that? Who is that supposed to be? Hey, Luke Perry. Pull up a chair. We were just talking about all of this. Rich,
could you give me a hand job out back? Sure. Where do you want me? I think you might have learned a valuable lesson in money management. That comment about the lasagna? Well, here at Strickland, we try not to say things that are not funny. Oh, yeah? Oh, fucking Garfield. I need an 80-piece. That's what you're doing. Are you shitting me? I mean, if I have to do it manually, I'll be down there for hours. My boy,
dinner. I mean, you see the splicing here? Heenani here, Heenani here, Heenani here. This is a place of soap. Y'all should do what this man tells you. He is sexy. Well, thank you, sir. I appreciate you, sir. I appreciate soap. Here's Mustafa, honey. What the fuck, dude? Come on. This is getting sick. And why are they even shooting in there? What the fuck? Yeah,
quitting fishing. What the fuck? Hey, Hank. Don't you want a beer? What I want is a body part. You got that in your cooler build? Dude, this is getting sick. Hey, Enrique. This is fucking sick. I didn't know you were married to him. What happened to me? Hank. I don't know. Did you check the men's room? Sop closet? Oh,
Hank. We don't have much time. What do you mean? For, you know, male-on-mail sex. What the fuck? I don't want to fuck you, Hank. That's it. I'm fucking your ass. Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ. I'd be happy to fuck you in your mouth. This is fucking horrible. Choking to death is real funny. I'm sorry, Hank. What you got there? Boom,
how are you? Jesus. Dude, this is stupid. Thanks for seeing me, Mr. Dream. This is how they splice me. This is how they split me. I'll talk to you free. I sell prophylactics and tacos. I want to get you money. But this guy,
Rich, has been making a lot of cash. No. Jokes about lasagna. Can you get cash? Plus, I can't say the word without someone giggling. Pervertive penis behavior. Hot male on male and sex. Whoa. Mr. Hill,
I believe we have a strong haralley. Sexual harassment is just an umbrella. Propane emergency. This is Hank Hill, Strickland Propane. I gotta make this quick, but I love you. Please, just take this literature. Oh, my God. Ms. Vortennis. That literature. Oh, Jesus. You know what? I'll kill myself. Now,
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do you see what I'm saying about when these fuckers tried to splice my voice? Do y'all get this now? This is what I'm talking about, dude. This is what I'm talking about. And hey, Yuki Mashima, you're a sick fuck for even fucking requesting that shit, dude. Shekos can be. We got ghost trance, Pacific Waifu. I miss the early 2000s. I miss the 80s,
all right? But the early 2000s weren't horrible, and the 90s weren't that horrible either. But as we got closer to 2010, or I should say 2008 when Obama got elected, that was it. It was over. All right. I mean, we almost lost our country with Obama. Thank God we have Trump as our president. That's all I got to say about that. All right. Thank God we have Trump as our president. Anyway, thank you very much there, Yuki Mishima.
That fucking splice, shit.
You proved my point that every time somebody hears me on radio graffiti saying something that I shouldn't be saying, it's a splice.
So thank you very much for proving my point.
Okay anyway, we've got another request here by none other than Kamunga Strikes.
Kamunga Strikes, dude.
I actually appreciate every time Kamunga Strikes uh requests some kind of a video, because it's always music, much like unparalleled aesthetics and uh, shit like that.
Oh yeah, let me read some diamonds.
By the way, I completely forgot about the diamonds.
My apology to everybody out there who's been donating some diamonds.
Uh, let's go ahead and uh read some of these here.
Uh, feminist.
Uh socialists said, nine plus ten equals 21.
You stupid headass.
Uh feminist socialists said, is that why blacks have BBC?
Uh, women are stinky holes.
Dropped a diamond and said Disney is a pedophile corporation.
Uh, some long ass number that i'm not going to repeat said, fuck weed plant, get the wax ghost hit those dabs.
I don't want to smoke myself retarded.
Okay, I don't want to smoke myself retarded.
End times, ROOT BEER dropped the diamond.
I was watching anime.
Did you play my Dono Horatio?
No, I haven't played it.
So I got your latest.
Uh, 80 Bucker.
So we're going to play that one here when the time comes.
And I don't appreciate that.
You were watching anime.
Uh, ball sack Teabagger dropped the diamond.
God, I hate those freeloaders during christmas.
That's what i'm talking about.
Man, that's what i'm talking about.
El Foxo Loco dropped a diamond and said, this plays as they drop the Zyklon B, Zyklon Bussy.
All right great Suck, Duck For Quack.
Dropped a diamond.
He's eating stuff from the 1890s and 1900s.
He's talking about the guy that ate that 1963 Vietnam ration.
Uh my uh, st Mike the meme Genie dropped a diamond and said, Review, Bra should do videos like this.
He's not.
All he's gonna do is fucking review stupid fast food that nobody really needs reviewing.
All right, anyway.
Billy V Official dropped the diamond.
Claude D Bussie was a classical artist, ghost.
All right, I have.
I, I didn't know I, I don't care.
All right, do you think I care about these French frogs and all their stupid culture?
I don't okay, i'm an American.
I'm an American, for christ's sake anyway.
Billie V Official dropped the diamond.
His opera achieved international fame in 1902.
Well great, all right, that's excellent.
All right, it's 2020.
Who gives a flying shit?
We've got the wanderer dropping a diamond and said, tiger Tiger Tiger, Upper Cunt.
We've got El Foxo Loco dropping a diamond, saying, the monsters and X-files sure have gone downhill.
I don't know what uh video you're referencing, El Foxo Loco, but thank you for the diamond.
And Winston Fujimura dropped the diamond and said, ghost.
You said Obama was your favorite president.
No, I didn't shut up.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the latest donation uh, or I should say the latest video here.
This one was requested by Kamunga Strikes and he said, David Lee Roth anyone, David Lee Roth?
He's kicking it, old school man.
When uh, David Lee Roth thought he was, he sincerely was Van Halen.
But there it is.
Let's, take a look at David Lee Roth's solo career.
Once again, Kamunga Strikes requests this put, put the pc shot on.
Here we go.
How about a little bit of David Lee Roll baby yeah, Oh,
I missed the 80s. I missed the early 90s. Look at what we've become in 2020. Look at what we've become. Hey,
fuck you, Dagrock. Fuck you, man. You Billy Elise cunt brickers. All right, fuck you. You lick the dirty knees of Billy Elise. All right. Listen to a little bit of music here. Shut your goddamn suckhole. Baby,
guys, it's showtime. Out, out, out. Producers lead heavy talking into the board. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Cheers,
Camunga Strikes. Don't call us. Don't you know how much I make? Get it up. Man,
I miss music like this. Such a different time. Baby guns are showtries. It's showtime. My bad guitar,
the bass, the fucking drums rock on this fucking song. You idiots wouldn't know real music if it hits you in your asshole. I want to say cheers to everybody who's chilling here with me,
man. I wish I could drink with you all, but unfortunately I can't. So cheers, baby, cheers. But somehow it ain't worth it when you hear that drum call. It's showtime. Hell yeah. Baby,
cause it's showtime. Showtime. Just when it's so. You know,
every time ghost comes on, you know it's showtime. You know it's showtime. Wow. That was classic. Thumbs up. Once again,
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cheers to Comunga Strikes. Hell yeah. That rocked. Hey, Comunga Strikes. Cheers to you once again. Definitely a little bit of a palate cleanser, if I don't say so myself. Definitely needed it. So once again, cheers. And by the way, somebody donated a two buck earlier from Annan said, shut the fuck up on the machine. You don't know what real music is,
even if you got your head stomped on you, baguette. Okay, all right. Thank you very much, Ann. All right. All right. Anyway, let's continue here. Thank you, Comunga Strikes, once again, man. Hey, look, we got another one by Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu. 90 years old and still kicking ass. All right, man. Cheers to Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, man. Cheers to you. We're going to get to yours in just a little bit, I guess.
We got a whole bunch of donos backed up.
And since everybody's been chilling here with me for about six hours, let's go ahead and do some lemons.
All right.
Let's do some lemons up in here.
Let's go ahead and throw 2,000 lemons into the treasure chest right now.
All right.
There it is.
2K lemons.
And that's for everybody who's been chilling here with me for the past six hours.
We currently have 2,500 lemons in the treasure chest.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to give everybody a couple of minutes to interact with the chat or do whatever it is that they do, so that they can get as many lemons as they possibly can.
All right.
Does everybody got that?
All right.
With that being said, let me go ahead and smoke a little bit of tetrahydrocanneminol, the devil's lettuce, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke. Let me take a hit. And then once we do, we're going to open up that treasure chest and my treasure chest, excuse me,
and distribute the lemons. So let me go ahead and do this. I really wish I could drink, but, you know, I'm thinking about my health. You know what I'm saying? And the gout foot was like, hey, ghost,
calm your ass down on all the beer. And then the soda, by the way, but I'm still drinking soda. It sucks, but still. All right, let me go ahead. Oh, that's good. Shit. All right. With that being said,
let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest. Is everybody ready? Here we go. Let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest in five, four, three, two,
one. Once again, 2,500 lemons in the treasure chest. And let's open it right now, baby. There it is. The treasure chest is open. 2,500 lemons up for grabs. If you could please let us know in the chat room how many lemons you got. I will make sure to tell you the top five lemon getters. And let's see who they are. Once again, It pays to listen to old Ghost here.
So just trying to reward everybody out there who's been listening.
Cheers to all of you who've been listening out there.
So let's see where the lemons go.
All right.
I'm making it rain with lemons.
Let's see where they go.
Let's see the top five.
We've got them here.
We've got Richard McConnell with 291 lemons.
Brony The Ghosty with 167 lemons.
We've got Ghost Reacting Andy with 121 lemons.
We've got Texan Philly Bird with 96 lemons.
And we've got Selling Coochie with 81 lemons.
Okay.
All right.
That's who got the majority of the lemons here.
Let's get back to the show.
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Once again, the last video was requested by none other than our boy, Camunga Strikes. We really appreciate it, man. Cheers to Comunga Strikes. Let us continue. All right. The next video was requested by Mama Luigi, who said,
hey, Black Lives Matter, aren't you forgetting something? Oh, Christ. What is this, Mama Luigi? All right. All right. Look, they said, Black Lives Matter, are you forgetting something? Anybody who's been listening to my show for a minute remembers this song. Okay. Anybody who has listened to my show for a minute remembers this song. And you know what time it is,
right? Once again, Mama Luigi and Oldie, are y'all ready to fruit up? Are y'all ready to fruit up? Start fruiting up. Inside me, inside me says. Start fruiting up, man. Oh,
I there it is. Gets in the way. Turn this into an early fruit bowl for any, alright? It disappears. If I was someone near the crater, it learned how to fit into my forecast with my skills. Love was going okay. Until the nights,
when we were on the phone. Here's where he bitches. Here's a bitch mom. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Cheers to Mama Luigi. Uh-oh,
yeah. And look at everybody in the chat room. They're fruiting up. Uh-oh, yeah. They're fruiting up for Christ's sake. They're fruiting up. Uh-oh, yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, yeah. Look at them, they're all dancing in the chat room,
man. Mama Luigi. Uh-oh,
yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, yeah. Everybody's fruiting up in the chat room. Except we're throwing in the pit. He said, I'm not fruiting up here, baby. Uh-oh, yeah. Inside me, inside me,
is a flag name. Let's burn red every time you came. Gets in the way when I'm alone with you. That's exactly what he says. That's what this fruit bowl says. It learned how to fit into my foreboding. With my skills,
love was going okay. Until the nights. That's what he says. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I guarantee you,
you've got a whole bunch of fruit bowls in this chat room having their assholes puckering to this damn disco heat song. Uh-oh, yeah. My Calvin Harris requested my Mama Luigi. Uh-oh,
yeah. Uh-oh, yeah. Uh-oh, yeah. Everybody's fruiting up in my series. Y'all remember when I played this song,
right? Long, long, long time ago. Everybody's loving it. Love it, Girl.
Yellow fever, don't call me a girl, alright?
That's what drag queens say to each other.
Oh, you go, girl.
Oh yeah, sis.
Yeah, they call drag queens.
Call each other sisters, and shut up.
I'm not turning my listeners trans.
All right, shut up.
Mama Louie requested this.
Yeah, that was an old, old song.
For all the folks that have been watching me for a long time, that was an old song, right there.
All right, cheers to Mama Luigi, even though everybody was kind of fruiting up a little bit.
Uh, let me read a couple of diamonds that just came in from feminist socialists.
Feminist socialists said my bussy is puckery, and i'm sure it is.
And then feminist socialist dropped another diamond.
This is why your listeners are turning trans off.
All right, my goddamn fans are not turning trans.
All right, and if they are, it's because of their own personal perspective.
It's because, whatever the hell they believe in and what they're doing, it sure as hell ain't me.
Uh, we got comrade Shekolov dropping a diamond.
Fruitler wants his turd cutler raped.
I don't know what the fuck.
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
All right, I don't know what you're talking about there, comrade Shekilov, but it sounds like you're trying to be some Roosky, sick son of a bitch.
Anyway, once again, thank you, Mama Luigi, for a little bit of disco heat that, like I said, I I played that song long long, long time ago.
Uh, so cheers for bringing back a little bit of memories in the corner of my mind.
Anyway, thank you very much.
Let's go ahead and continue.
Uh, the next video was requested by Fox Macleod, and Fox Mcloud said, yo ghost, you ever wanted to hear Ramstein singer in English?
Why not?
Why not?
They have some pretty good riffs.
As a matter of fact, Ramstein actually had a pretty good show uh, during the late 90s and early 2000s.
If you ever got to see them when, especially when they were doing all the pyrotechnics and they were wearing fucking uh uh, they were wearing shit that was, you know, having pyrotechnics fly out of it it was actually a pretty good show uh, so cheers to that.
So, once again, this was requested by Fox Macled.
It should be Romstein in English.
So let's go ahead and take a look at this.
All right, hold on wait, what?
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Fox Macled praise abort, what?
No french letter, what?
Without the condom, the sex is better, but every time I get it in a baby cries and sometimes twins, what the what the what, what the is.
This is no, this isn't real.
This is a fucking troll.
I mean, you know, you shouldn't have busted a nut inside a woman's uterus pipe, alright?
Hot to Nintendo, puto.
I hate my wife.
I mean, what is this? Cookery? I hate my wife and her boyfriend, too? I mean, what the fuck, dude? Once again, a white German, by the way. Just saying. Just saying. I'm sorry. I'm just saying. I mean,
I'm just saying. So obviously, there's some truth to this lyrics. He's got six kids, huh? Oh,
now he's claiming he likes butt sex. Surprise, butt sex. Man,
Fox McCloud, what the fuck is this, dude? What the fuck is this, Fox McLeod? I mean, Are all these Europeans turning into a bunch of cuckold connoisseurs?
Seriously.
I mean, this guy, I mean, I don't even want to listen to Ramstein anymore after this song.
I don't even want to even listen.
I mean, if this guy is this much of a cuckold, and this guy doesn't know how to pull out, and now he's pissed off because he's got to pay child support to six kids, he needs to look at that ugly son of a bitch staring back at him in the mirror on why he's having to go and fucking pay for six kids.
That popped out of his crudy nutsack.
Now he's trying to be a little bit of an edgelord.
And now he got Spongebob for a cameo.
I mean...
look at this. I hate my wife and my boyfriend, too. And, oh my God, I thought it was his wife's boyfriend. No, it's his boyfriend. He's taking it up the pooper. I mean, for fuck's sake, man.
No wonder we just heard them sing in German.
They're a bunch of fruits.
I mean, they're a bunch of fruiters.
Wow, dude, that's, I mean, Fox McCloud, I had no idea that this guy was doing any kind of a solo act, let alone singing about shit like this.
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I mean, look, Europe, I think y'all are lost, dude, seriously.
Y'all are lost if you all think that this is somehow a way of life.
You all have lost, okay?
And by the way, just in case y'all are getting a little perplexed by the lyrics that you just read from this fucking freaky song by the lead stinger of Rammstein, this should show all of you that you, especially males, okay, and females, all right, you shouldn't allow a man to bust inside of your uterus pipe. And the same thing goes for a man. Don't bust in a woman's uterus unless you're married to her, okay? Unless you are married to her,
all right? Pull it out. Shoot it in her face. Shoot it on her breast. Shoot it somewhere else. Do not do it in the uterus hole. All right. This is a public service announcement. And I like to give these kinds of public service announcements because this is family entertainment. And I want the best for everybody who's listening out there. Do you understand? All right. Do not bust in some woman because you are going to get her pregnant and you're going to end up like this idiot who's like,
you know what? I don't want no more children. Let me go ahead and do surprise butt sex. Okay. I'm just saying. And by the way, don't do unprotected sex either. Okay. All right. Put a condom on it. I mean,
make sure she's got like a fucking sponge in there or some shit. And make sure she's, I mean, you know, you know what I'm saying? I mean, seriously. All right. Wear a condom. You don't want to go out like Willie Lumplump. And God forbid that you do have unprotected sex. Dip your dick in vodka as soon as possible. Okay. If you happen to have unprotected sex,
dip your dick in vodka. This is another public service announcement. Okay. All right. All right. Anyway, can we move on here? We've got the next video. It is requested by none other than The Wanderer. And The Wanderer dropped a $25 bill and said,
it's pretty good song. Play the whole thing. All right. Well, let's see how long it is. And I'll see if I can play the whole thing, The Wanderer. All right. Here it is. The Wanderer requested this. And hold on, wait a minute. We got to wait because, of course, YouTube, YouTube, everybody's doing the YouTube. All right. So let's wait for YouTube's advertisements. And we're going to wait for The Wanderer's video. And by the way, I'm not joking around,
dude. Do not do unprotected sex. But if for whatever reason, in the heat of the moment, the bitch looks hot, you know, she's got big knockers. All right, she pulls the balls out of your pants or something. All right. And you have unprotected sex, dip your dick in vodka as soon as possible. All right. Dip your dick in vodka. So, you know, just to give you a chance. I'm just saying. All right. Once again,
I'm providing family entertainment and this is a public service announcement. All right. Can we get to the next video here? And I'm talking about unprotected, like straight sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. If you have unprotected sex with,
you know, like if you're a man having unprotected butt sex with another man, I don't think putting your dick in vodka is going to help it, dude. Because once again, and let me give this as another public service. The reason why people get AIDS when it comes to anal butt sex is because of the friction that happens with the shaft of the penis,
all right, repetitiously going in and out of the anal sphincter, which unfortunately rubs so bad that abrasions happen in the anal sphincter and the penis shaft, both rubbing up against each other. And that's what causes HIV infection when it comes to unprotected butt sex, okay? All right, I'm just trying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. And by the way, if you're the one taking it,
if the person busts inside of your colon, then that's another way of getting HIV AIDS if that's an AIDS or POS load. So once again, I am providing excellent amounts of public service announcements. And once again, I'm family entertainment, folks. I'm trying to keep everybody safe. I'm trying to keep your family safe. And I care, okay? I care about you people. All right, let's go ahead and get to the Wanderer. Once again,
The Wanderer said this is a pretty good song. Play the whole thing. Let's go ahead and take a look at what song The Wanderer is talking about. Tool. I'll play it. I'll play it. And this is the album,
by the way. This is the album before Tool just lost it. They just lost it. The latest Tool album sounds like a Tool tribute band that created Tool music. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. This is actually a good song. So much house of cars and glass. So no,
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but toss your stones loud. You must have been high. You must have been. Hell yeah. You look. You know what Tool's known for? That fucking bass. That hard ass bass in the background,
man. I mean, you can identify a tool song just on that bass rib. The bass riffs. Listen to that bass,
dude. Difficult, dance round this one till you pull it out. You must have been so high. I need to get high, by the way. Where's my pipe? I'm listening to Tool here. Hell yeah, man. Cheers to everybody out there listening,
baby. It's Baller Friday. Where's my fucking read? Here it is. Hell yeah,
baby. Thank God it's Friday, huh? Unfortunately,
I'm not going to be drinking this weekend, man. It's sad. Fucking Goutfoot, man. Who are you to wave your finger? So boot of that. Fuck you, Dadmetal Scrodem Tea Baggins.
Fuck you, dude.
This is not dad metal.
All right, fuck off.
Here my smoke.
Hell yeah.
So who are you, Jewel?
Yeah, I'll play the whole thing. I'll play this whole thing, dude. Who are you, Jewel Man? Maker Deathman, you look out for mine. Oh my God,
Stunkler just dropped a diamond saying that the fucking tool lead singer, Mayor James Keenan, is now a woman. Although he would always come out in a dress whenever he was playing live, so I don't think that that's like a shocker. And he was always a nutty little fuck, Fucking Mayor James Keenan.
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He was always a nutty motherfucker.
Thrown IN THE PIT says that the singer of TOOL has a wife.
So I don't know.
I haven't kept up with Mayor James Keenan in his personal life.
I'm going to be going by what is said on the chat room here.
This is a badass song, dude.
I'm telling you, this album was the last album they put OUT.
And then they went on that fucking, I don't know how many year hiatus.
And Maynard started doing side projects like A Perfect Circle and Pussy World.
And when they came back and tried to do another TOOL album, It sucked.
The latest TOOL album sounds like a TOOL tribute band trying to make TOOL music.
I was disappointed.
I'm very disappointed.
I agree with Olte.
Perfect Circle wasn't bad either.
All right.
That wasn't a bad band either.
Different sound.
Doesn't have that deep bass like TOOL does.
But they did make some very interesting music.
Three Libras from Perfect Circle is a beautiful song.
Well, that was badass, dude. Awesome, awesome, awesome. All right. Cheers to The Wanderer who donated $25 for that song. So, of course, I played the whole thing, and I'm sincerely glad that you requested some tool there, The Wanderer, because I needed a goddamn palate cleanser from all the fucking shit that I've been subjected to tonight. I'll tell you, it never ends, dude. Every time that I do a show,
I always think that maybe this is the time where everybody's kickback, we're chill. And sometimes you guys lull me into that shit. Sometimes you do, because that's when I start breaking down and start admitting things to you fucks that I shouldn't be admitting to you. And, you know, and that's where we get into trouble. That's why you know so much about me, about the story about fucking Christmas and,
you know, all the shit. All that shit, dude. So I know better now. Now, I know you guys don't really give a shit about me. And if I do say something, you're just going to use that against me no matter what it is. So, yeah,
what did George W. Bush Jr. or say he said, fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice. You never get fooled again. All right. So that's how I look at it. All right. Anyway,
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let's get to ST Mike the Meme Genie who requested this one for a $20, $20 bucker. And ST Mike said, hey, ghost, here's some vapor wave for my favorite hambone. It's some pretty chill music. First of all, I am not a hambone. Okay. Now, I'll admit that because I've drank copious amounts of beer for a long period of time, that there is a little bit of a beer gut, but I'm not some fucking obese, fat, disgusting, you know, scumbag over here, okay? I mean,
I'm still a fucking alpha male, all right? I mean, whenever I go out, I mean, women are trying to pull the fucking balls out of my pants, all right? I still have, I still have women coming up to me trying to make conversations and, you know, trying to get to know old ghost over here, you know what I'm saying? So, I mean, don't sit here and try to make some accusation that I'm some fat, ginormous hambone because I'm not. And by the way, how many fat, ginormous,
snorlaxed hambones can do fucking 10 fucking hour shows like yours truly over here, okay? They can't. All right, they can't. They don't have the energy. They don't have the stamina. And by the way, I want y'all to know that I talk more on this broadcast than any talk radio host talks for any amount of time. There is no dead air, okay, unless I'm coughing or unless I'm drinking something or unless I'm, you know,
smoking something. No dead air whatsoever. And that's because I give you all 120 fucking percent, dude. All right. So don't sit over here and give me this shit that I'm some fat hambone because I sure as hell ain't. All right. I sure as hell ain't. I mean,
I know that, you know, that's wishful thinking. All right. Because if I was some fat, ginormous snorlax, you could use that against me and, you know, sit over here and say, hey, how you doing, ghost, you fat fucking bastard? And say all that shit you can't. All right. And by the way, now that I got this gout foot, all right, I'm going to curb the drinking. All right. Because I was drinking, dude, like almost every single day. 12 beers to 15 beers minimum. Okay. I mean, 12 beers minimum, 15 max,
and intermixing about five to six shots in between the sessions of those beers. Okay. And that was not good. And I was doing that for a long period of time. I did that fucking every fucking day. So with that being said, I think that this like gout foot is a little bit of a wake-up call and, you know, trying to tell me, hey, go settle your ass down. Okay. Settle your ass down. And since I've stopped drinking,
I'm going to be completely honest. I have more energy now. I feel better. Like I said, dude, I mean, when I was drinking on a consistent basis and whenever I went and sat down to try to pinch a loaf, I mean, when I look back, it looked like either a Jackson Pollock painting or it looked like some kind of Ethiopian food when I looked down at the toilet. Now, all right, because I'm eating salads and no longer drinking beer,
no longer drinking. I'm eating better. I'm fucking shitting bricks like Mike Tyson. All right. All right. I'm not even joking around. So I'm back. Everything's good. We're getting healthy again. And, you know, we're going to go ahead and keep things. We're going to keep on trucking. Let's put it that way. All right. All right. Let's continue going here. We've got, who do we got next here? Hold on. Who the hell? What the hell we got next? Oh,
Jesus Christ. What is this? Ghost has a gun. Fuck you. I don't have a fucking gun. All right. You got a gun. All right. Your mommy's got it fucking gun. I don't got a fucking gun. All right. All right. Because let me tell you something. All right. And I know about this because of extensive research into,
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you know, the LGBTQ community. All right. The only reason that fat femmes exist is because this is what happens when you get fat. Because not only do you get fat in the gut, you know,
like the prostate fatty area also gets fat. And what ends up happening to really big fat fucks is that their penis starts going inward the fatter that they get. And there's some fatties that are so fat that it almost looks like their penis is going inward. I'm not even joking around,
dude. I mean, there are fatties out there that, you know, the fat is just like succumbing. It's like overtaking the penis and it looks like an any penis. I'm not even joking around. I'm sure that these fat fucks have to sit down to take a piss because there's nothing there to hold,
dude. There's nothing there to hold. I mean, it is fucking gross, dude. Anyway, look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to give you all that a visual, but you guys are talking about guns and how I'm a fat fuck and all this other shit. So I had to put the record straight. All right. Anyway,
ST Mike the Meme Genie, he said, here's some vapor wave for his favorite handbone. So let's see what ST Mike the Meme Genie has in store for us. Here it is, Vapor Wave. Ah, here we go. A little vapor wave going on,
huh? ST Mike the Meme Genie jamming a little bit of vapor wave. Hey, I like that congo in the back.
Bongo.
You ever played bongos with a chick's breast while you're doing her like beach box style?
Monkey Dela Rocha, are you claiming that you had a menage or you've only done two chicks in their state? Is that what you're saying? You know,
Monkey DeLa Rocha is giving us a little bit of his sexual history. Let me take another hint at this. This ain't bad, ST Mike the Meme Genie. This ain't bad, man. That's what I'm talking about,
Spider Invasion Halts Work00:09:48
man. Go with the dizzy line. Oh, look at Monkey DeLaRoche. He said, no,
I'm at a threesome with two chicks trying to make everybody jealous here, huh? I can't confirm or deny if I ever have this. I don't even want to go there. Hey,
people are digging this Bill Riser at 8 out of 10. Josh, 9 out of 10. Fox McLeod, 4 out of 10. 0 out of 10, I'm a machine. 4 out of 10, Billy B. Official. Holy shit, I just felt the fucking spider. It was just on me. It was just, it just crawled on me. Where is it? Where the fuck is that shit? Oh,
my God. I just felt it. It crawled on me. It crawled on me, man. Where the where the fuck is this fucking shit, man? Where the fuck? God damn it. It fucking crawled on me, man. It fucking crawled on me. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh,
shit. I'm fucking the fucking shit out of here. Where are you? Where are you? It just fucking crawled on me, man. Oh, God. Man,
I just moved into this fucking life. I can't work like this, dude. I can't fucking move like this, man. Fucking Christ. Fucking shit, man. I can't work like this, man. Oh,
God. Oh, man. I'm fucking itching now, man. It fucking bit me or something, man. It fucking bit me for Christ's sake. I'm fucking itching now, man. It's fucking shit, man. I can't fucking work in this fucking shit. God damn it. Fuck. Fucking itching, man. This is fucking shit. I fucking,
it crawled on me, man. It crawled on me. Oh, God. Where the fuck is it, dude? Where the fuck is this shit, man? Oh, God. Oh, my God. Ghost has a dirty, shitty trailer. Yeah,
fuck you, man. All right. I don't know where the fuck these spiders came from, man. All right. I don't know where the fuck. I'm fucking itching, man. Jesus fucking Christ, man. I'm fucking itching. God. Damn it. It fucking crawled on me,
man. Where the fuck is this shit, man? Where is this fucking crap, man? Where are you? Fucking spider, you fucking piece of shit, man. Oh, God. Oh,
my God, dude. That was fun. It crawled. I can't work like this, man. You see, I can't work like this fucking crap, man. Jesus Christ. Anyway, thank you, ST Mike the Meme Genie, all right? Fucking hell. I felt it,
man. It was on my foot. All right. I'm wearing house shoes and I'm taking on, I'm just sitting there with my feet on top of my fucking house shoes up in here. And I fucking felt it crawl on me, man. It fucking crawled on me for fuck's sake,
man. God damn it. Oh, God. Now I'm fucking itching everywhere, dude. You see that? Fucking goddamn spider, you fucking pieces of shit, man. Fucking weaving spiders. Come not here, man.
God damn it.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Oh my God.
Man, do I have, I don't know.
Do I have any fucking, I want to clean myself, man.
I want to fucking like, I want to disinfect my foot now, man.
Look, I've got, I've got here.
Let me, let me, I don't know.
What should I use here, man?
I got some fucking scotch.
Let me use some scotch.
Let me use some scotch.
I'm going to fucking pour it on my fucking foot, dude.
Jesus Christ. Just rub some scotch on my foot. All right, I'm just rubbing the scotch on my foot so it can disinfect the fucking goddamn. All right, that feels a lot better. I can feel it disinfecting my foot. And it isn't the gout foot. Maybe I should put some scotch on the gout foot or something. Anyway, look, I'm sorry, folks. And SD Mike the meme genie,
I didn't mean to freak out during your video, but I felt a felt something fucking crawl on me. I think it was a goddamn spider. And it fucking, it's sad, dude. It's fucking sad. All right. And fuck you, no band, man. All right. Spiders be on ghost, ye old spider bite. All right, that's fucking great. All right,
Fox McCloud is next, okay? Fox McLeod is next with another $20, 20 bucker. Hold on, I'm looking downwards, dude. I'm going to catch this son of a bitch. I'm going to catch this motherfucker. I'm not even kidding around. And now,
when I catch it, I don't want to slap it and kill it anymore. Now I want to make it suffer. Okay. Now I'm going to get it. And then I'm going to like fucking burn it or something. I'm not even kidding around. This means fucking medieval type war and shit. And you know what I'm going to do? I should leave the carcasses of these fucking dead spiders just to show these other living spiders that happen to be in here that I mean business. Anyway,
let me get to Fox McCloud here, okay? Fox McCloud. Oh, yeah, guess what? Guess what? Fox McCloud has left it up to Chat's choice. How you like that shit? And what the hell is this? The spider. Shindiro. Yeah, fuck you, dude. Don't be fucking putting any black fucking magic on me, another fucking spider. All right. Where are we? Oh, yeah. Fox McCloud. Is it crawling on me, man? Don't fucking crawl on me,
dude. All right. Chat's choice, one or two, Fox McLeod. He said, hell yeah for one or King810 for two. Okay. Does everybody get that? Go ahead and put one or two. One for hell yeah. Two for King 810. Dude,
I'm. Where the fuck is this? Dude, I'm serious. I feel things crawling on me now. I don't fucking like this. I can't work like this, dude. I can't fucking work like this, dude. I'm not even fucking kidding around. I'm not. All right, looks like everybody wants to go with one. Okay, so let's go ahead and go with one here and see what once again Fox McLeod has in store for us. Cheers to Fox McLeod,
the way I'm trying to look dude I'm not even joking around I can't work like this dude this is fucking horrible I can't believe that that here I am having to put up with this horse shit all right Fucking, I got fucking spiders of all fucking things, man.
I mean, for fuck's sake, he's fucking spiders man, he's fucking spiders.
The scotch.
Drink me, drink me, I taste so good.
Don't don't please, don't go there.
You don't understand how bad I want to have a drink but I'm not gonna drink because I got a gout foot.
That's like 90 percent healed, all right, all right 90, I'd say 85.
90% healed. I still feel a little twang, but I'm walking regularly. I'm not gipping around and I'm feeling a lot better. So, yeah, I get it. I get it. All right. And by the way, what is this? For two bucks, leftover pizza,
the itsy bitchy spider went up. Ghost is gun. He cried like a bitch on live stream. Dude, shut up. And I don't have any leftover fucking food in here. Are you kidding me? I don't have any leftover food in here. You think I'm some kind of a fucking piece of shit slob or something? Is that what y'all think of me? I'm some kind of a fucking piece of shit,
huh? That this is a fucking slob. I got fucking two-week old fucking food up in here. I got crustated spaghetti, huh? Huh, that's that's sticking to my fucking desk and shit. Is that what I look at these people? Yes. Yes, that's what we think, ghost. Fuck you. All right. Can we get to Fox McCloud's video? All right. Now, Fox McCloud gave the chat a choice. Everybody chose one. Put the PC shot on. This was the last band. Okay. The last band that the Abbott,
R.I.P. Vinny Paul and Hell Yeah00:04:45
well, actually, without dimebag, but this was Vinny Paul and his band. Hell yeah. So let's go ahead and take a listen to it. R.I.P. Vinny Paul,
by the way. R.I.P. Vinny Paul. Once again, Fox McCloud requested this new cheers. Damn, Touch this.
We run the windows, Fierce Little Man with a band in his hand.
The desk doesn't fucking get him.
Stop us if you wanted to.
Fucking medal man.
Yeah, Your time is coming, My time is coming.
Hey, this is badass.
Remember, Vinny Paul on the drums!
We got 7 out of 10 for Jurassic Pass.
Seven out of ten, Colonel Francisco.
get the fuck a back in! Where are you coming with the bandit? It's up! My wife's a little bit more. Yeah, let's say that. 10 out of 10, Bob Bagman. 7 out of 10, Mr. Burson. 10 out of 10, Billy D. Officer. 10 out of 10, Chico Smacks.
8 out of 10, Bob, 7-7.
Brody The Doski, 9 out of 10.
Johnson, a 7.5 out of 10.
Cannon filling 7 in roll, 7 out of 10.
10 out of 10, Dark Blaine.
10 out of 10, Unparalleled Aesthetics.
9 out of 10, Keenscares.
9 out of 10, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
6 out of 10, Throne in the Pit.
Skunkler, 8 out of 10.
Scump Bill Gates, 6.5 out of 10.
And Fox McCloud is saying this is better than Pancara.
Come on.
All right, it's a different sound from Pancara. So far until you've seen the fights of the road. I'm going to give this a thumbs up. Right, Abbott.
This is not bad.
This is badass.
Definitely not better than Pancera.
But once again, it's not bad.
I'm going to give the thumbs up.
Run.
I've never listened to the side projects of the Abbott Brothers.
Maybe that's my fault.
But this is actually great.
Fox McCloud tears me.
Run.
This is pretty good, dude. I've never heard hell last year. Should pay more attention to it. R.I.P. Vinny Paul. R.I.P. Vinny Paul Abbott. All right. Stop the fucking goddamn advertisement. You see how fast YouTube's like,
hey, there's another advertisement, you fucking piece of shit. Anyway, Fox McCloud, thank you very much, man. I have not been exposed to hell yeah. And I'm glad that, you know, once again, that's the beautiful part about this show. It exposes people to music that they wouldn't otherwise listen to. And that's,
you know, that's a good small portion of the broadcast that I appreciate. All right. I wouldn't say it's the whole broadcast, but it's a small part of the broadcast, especially when it comes to some of these palette cleansers, etc. All right, let's go ahead and get to some of these diamonds here that we've been missing. We got Colda Derek, who said this song is gayer than the last one, Ghost. And I think you were probably talking about one of the vapor waves or something. But yeah, we get it,
Reviewing Akikan's Horrible Gimmick00:11:18
Colda Derek. El Fox Oloco saying rubbing toothpicks on your toothpaste, rubbing toothpaste on your nuts blocks most of STDs. Don't listen to that. That is a fucking lie. All right. That is an absolute lie. Skunkler dropped the diamond. What's up to Skunkler? He said,
Tool Singer is now a woman. Google it. And I think that we had people in the chat room said that that was not true. So I'm only going by what the people in the chat room are saying. I don't know that for a fact. Find that out for yourself. Feminist socialists dropping a diamond must be last call girls trying to talk to you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about there,
feminist socialists. I think you're talking about the fact that, you know, I still look like an alpha male. And when I was describing that I can go outside and broads are still trying to pull the fucking balls out of my pants and shit like that. I mean, come on, man. All right, come on, man. I mean, I'm still raking the broads. All right. I'm married, though. I'm happily married. I don't need some fucking broad. I don't need what the fucking Italians would call a guma. I don't need that shit. All right. All right. You know,
I've already done shit in the past. And, you know, when you grow with somebody, when you marry somebody, you build a life with somebody. It's no longer about like, oh, man, let me have that piece of ass. Yeah. It's more about, man, that, you know,
I'm with this person that went through the good times and stuck it out through the bad times. And we've conquered all obstacles necessary to be able to get to the current position that we're in. And this other person has loved me. This other person has seen the worst and seen the best of me. And that's what it's about. So,
you know, I know there's a lot of you out there that, you know, shun the fact of potentially trying to get a significant other to do the walk of life with. But I would strongly advise everybody to do so, man. All right. That's what many would say the thing in life that you can't purchase. You can always purchase, you know, some kind of, you know, young bimbo,
but that's going to be finite. Believe me. All right. And you can bang a whole bunch of bimbos. It's not hard to bang broads, dude. I don't think that banging a broad is any kind of conquest in any capacity whatsoever. All right. Who's next here? We got Winter the Wolf. The spider just wants to be your friend,
Ghostie. No, it doesn't. All right. That's the thing about spiders. It knows it has no friends. You know what I'm saying? It knows it has no friends. AK Talk said, that's a lot of damage planned Daryl. All right, that's enough. I get what you're saying,
AK Talks. And AK Talks dropped another diamond. More like back project for one of them. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. It was, hell yeah, it was post Diamond Dimebag Daryl. Excuse me. Even though he was once called Diamond Daryl. Anyway, Amy Daly Unbanned, dropped a diamond and said, why are blacks so tall?
Because their knee grows.
All right, never mind.
All right.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry I even read that.
I shouldn't have even have read that.
And what is this?
Manual breathing engage for a, two bucks?
You are now blinking manually.
You are now aware that there is no comfortable place to put your tongue in your mouth.
You are now aware your jaw has weight to it and you're holding it up.
You are now aware you have an inch somewhere on your body, an itch somewhere on your body.
Scratch.
Are you trying to do some shit?
Are you trying to like, do some kind of hypnosis shit?
Is that what you're trying to do?
You're trying to fuck me up, for Christ's sake?
Fuck you.
Don't try to fucking weaving spiders.
Come, not here.
Okay.
And Skunkler just dropped a diamond and said, Amy Daly is back. What's your favorite scene of hers? I've never seen her porn, dude. All right. I've never seen it. All right. I've never seen it. Even though I think some of it is tranny on tranny, but still, I've never seen it. All right, let's get to the next video. Can's lives matter. Can's lives matter requested this one right here. Once again, we're backed up with a whole bunch of donos. So if you're waiting for yours, once again, we're, you know,
you're going to have to wait just a minute. And who do we got here? We got Can's Lives Matter. And what is this? More fucking anime, dude? More fucking anime. Hey, it's Shadow ACS again. You know, anime is such a wonderful thing. It's given us so many great stories and characters that many of us will likely remember for the rest of our lives. Thumbs down. What a great medium anime is. I find it's easy for many reviewers to become spoiled by it. And spend their time nitpicking great shows just to have something negative to talk about. That's why,
as a reviewer, I feel it's healthy to every so often take on an anime that's absolutely horrible. You're in the middle of the kind that makes all the other anime ideas. Just so that I can better appreciate all the anime that are actually good. And the horrible anime I'm- Notice the feminine vernacular in this prick that's given the commentary, okay? And just imagine, with that feminine vernacular, how much feminine physical attributes that this little fruiter is sporting in real life, okay? I mean,
this guy literally sounds like he's fucking putting on legging jeans and leprechaun his ass everywhere he goes because he wants meat in the can. Play it. I'm going to be reviewing today is a little gem called Akikon. Talk about it. In most of my reviews,
this is where I normally start summarizing the show's premise. But in this case, I'm just going to show you the very first line the main character says and let you decide if this show looks any good. It looks like a dumb, stupid, weirdo, Jap-conceived,
dumb fucking animation. And by the way, I do want to say I know that. No, I even need to continue this review. I mean, the show opens with the main character painting on a bending machine. That pretty much sums up everything you need to know about this anime. But if only for the sake of completeness,
I'll try my best to give it an actual review. Basically, Akikan is every terrible supernatural MOA comedy you've ever seen with one difference. Oh my god. And get ready to face palm as hard as you possibly can when I tell you what that difference is. Can anybody soda? No,
really. That is seriously the entire gimmick this show is. You know what Kaka buying a can of melon soda turns into a girl as soon as he starts to do it. Which doo-doo. And what's the first thing to do? Try to molest her,
of course. Yeah, wouldn't you? Well, needless to say, here goes sexualizing the cartoon again by these nerds. But then out of nowhere, sexualizing the Kakaru's apartment, incinerating the building and killing him instantly. God, I wish. So given that this girl came from a can of melon soda, Kakaru decides to give her the name Melon. She came from a can of Melon. Oh my god. I mean, could you really see people on the street saying, hey,
Remember Melon from that anime we watched last night?
And Melanie.
Is this where Melon Pan gets his fucking name?
Is this where Melon Pan gets his name?
It just sounds stupid to say out loud.
So Melon and Cockeroo, as you'd imagine, don't get along at first.
Yeah, I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't like a guy who does this to a girl when he first meets her.
But Melon is charmed by the fact that Cockeroo has a thing for collecting old soda cans.
Boy, that is one of the lamest topics I've ever heard in my life.
Collecting old soda cans?
Who did this, dude?
Who the fuck hits home so hard for Melon as a motherfucker?
Who the fuck did this?
You pieces really want this?
Who the fuck did?
Because there's a chance it might be a cute girl who really eats your heart.
Actually, given the target audience this show is aiming for, they might be dumb enough to actually do that.
I can't fucking believe it.
Also, get a load of this. It turns out that the reason soda cans are turning into girls is because this is all part of a secret government program. You see, the Japanese government wanted to pull people on whether they wanted soda cans to be exclusively made out of aluminum or steel. Are you sure? So they somehow turned a bunch of soda cans into super-powered girls and decided to have them and their owners find and battle each other. Was everyone drunk when they were writing this? Seriously, This has got to be the dumbest premise for an anime I've ever seen.
Okay, there's a lot of comedy anime with really goofy, ridiculous premises, like those shows have a certain awareness of how stupid they are and try to have as much fun with their ideas as possible.
Akikon is a romantic comedy.
One that's supposed to make you actually feel for the characters.
But you want to know what the biggest problem with Akikan is?
It's actually really simple.
It's a comedy and it's not fun.
I know.
A fucking Joshua is a fan of the channel.
We're gonna call this canomy now.
That's great.
What a perfect example.
We're seeing how this humor is sinking to Michael Bay Transformers levels of maturity.
Every time they do this, they're basically just repeating the same joke over and over.
Yeah, That won't get old or annoying at all.
In fact, that seems to be a theme with the comedy in AkiCon.
Instead of taking the time to think up new jokes that are actually clever and witty, I'll start off with four or five really bad characters.
I'm going to let this go for another 45 seconds.
And we're moving on.
And the only reason I'm leaving the main character is because of the whole Cannes Connection.
You know that scene where he tries to molest Melon after she first appears and she makes the crap out of him?
Is this where Melon is fucking Name?
I'm not kidding.
I swear every single conversation between these two ends with Kakaroo getting beat up for making a bad sex reference.
Even in scenes that are otherwise supposed to be taken seriously.
They ruin the mood by forcing this terrible joke on us.
Yeah, you thought it was annoying when Love Hina overused this joke, with the main character getting beat up?
This show seriously made me want to petition the Japanese government to ban scenes like this.
And what makes it even worse than something like Love Hina is that here, it's in the future. This guy's not a good person. So you end up not laughing and hating the main character. I mean, do you hear the egotistical joke that the show unfortunately tries to pass off as a characteristic Kakaru's childhood friend named Najimi? Her funny thing is that she's madly in love with Kakaru and Kakaroo has no idea. And that's the joke. Honestly,
I don't even know what that is. I've had enough of a canami. In fact, half the time, I don't even think it's being played for laugh. All right, we can't do it. It literally serves no purpose other than making Kakaroo look like an idiot. Shut up! Jesus Christ. Now, who the fuck did this? Who the hell is Can's Lives Matter? Who the fuck did this? Huh? I mean, who the fuck just did this? And how in the fuck did these weirdo japs concoct something like that? Huh? Oh,
I know what we do. What we do is we put a woman in a can and then the pop the lid on the Coca-Cola and then, whoa, we got woman in front of our fists and all that shit. All right, folks. I mean, you can't make this shit up. All right, you cannot make this shit up. Well, I guess you can, but you gotta be a weirdo jap or something. All right,
Monty Hall's Tenable Answers00:12:14
let's go ahead and continue here. We've got a couple of diamonds. AK Talk dropped a diamond and said, are the characters too old for this dude? It sounds like it, dude. It sounds like it. Amy Daly Unbanned dropped the diamond and said, why are Nike and KKK similar? Both make blacks run. All right, dude. All right, enough. Can we just get to the next fucking dono for fuck's sake? All right, here it is. We got a whole bunch of donos, dude. We are going to be here for a minute. All right,
so let's go ahead and get to the next one by Monty Hall. Monty Hall said, behind one of the doors is Pantera, one of the doors is Carpenter's, and one of the doors is Temp uh Tenable. I almost said Templeton, Tenable.
What, uh, what would you like door number one, two, or three?
So I guess they're asking me, not the fucking chat.
So don't, don't give me a number.
I got to think about this one.
Okay.
I got to think about this one.
One of them is Pantera.
One of them is the Carpenters and one of them is Tenable.
So I definitely don't, don't give me a number.
I'm trying to clear my fucking head.
Where would they put Tenable?
Where, where, where, where would this guy put Tenable?
He'd probably put it at the end because he thinks that I'm going to get the one at the end.
All right.
So, uh, I'm going to get the one at the beginning.
Okay.
I'm going to get the one at the beginning because that's probably the one, hopefully with Pantera who was requested by somebody by the name of Monty Hall.
Monty Hall requested this one here.
And am I right?
Oh yeah.
You fucking piece of fucking shit.
I look, I you know what dude, I don't even think there was any pan-terror or anything of that nature.
You know what it was.
It was this fucking Brit Bomb midget game show.
For fuck's sake, stop donating this.
Stop donating this crap.
I'm sick of this fucking stupid dumb coach.
Look at this guy.
Hold on when you.
Are you serious?
Warwick, you thought you could pull off pinstripes.
You look like fucking uh that, fucking.
What is it?
That fucking one bear, that British bear with the fucking raincoat and yeah uh, Paddington bear or whatever the fuck it was.
Are you fucking joking me?
Like I said, I would hate to be this fucking guy's tailor.
All right, I'm serious.
It's like you're fucking tailoring uh, Teddy Ruxman or some shit prize.
For example, if I asked for Britain's top 10 favorite meats and you said pork, then you're getting home the bacon, but if you said rabbit, you'd get no money for your bunny.
The more top tens our team does.
He write his own material.
He needs to stop.
So let's meet today's team.
He needs to stop.
Good as gold hello, as good as gold as gold.
Well, we're the Gold family, plus a very good family friend.
Oh parentheses parentheses, gold in that style as we play Tenable.
Okay, it's good as gold.
It's time to release the first question.
What's the first question?
The 10 English ceremonial county names.
Now, wait a minute, hold on.
Did we just witness a little bit of like white nationalism subtly thrown at us by Warwick Davis?
Did you realize?
At the beginning of the uh little broadcast in his little monologue?
No, I don't mean to say little because he's a little person, but you know his little monologue.
You notice how he said pork.
If you say pork, then you know this, and this did he.
Did he purposely say pork to try to, like you know, do something to the gold?
Anyway, just play it.
Maybe i'm overthinking this.
Go ahead as the second letter.
So Safera, as captain, it's up to you to decide who's best equipped to tackle this top 10.
I think it's gonna have to be.
Who is it?
Mom Mum Melanie Mom, please join me to play Tenable.
By the way, pause this.
I want to say happy Rosha Shauna.
It starts today, by the way.
So if uh, I want to say happy Roshashana, it is the official Jewish new year this weekend uh, so I want to say happy Rash Hashana to everybody who are my he bros.
Uh, with the big no.
So cheers, dude Melany.
That's the most reluctant contestant i've ever seen on Tenable.
Well, i've just seen the question.
Oh, you know, it's not as bad as it seems.
So what do you do, Melanie?
Well I, I used to work with children with special needs oh, special needs Volunteer, in a few roles.
You volunteer, did you? Yes. Fantastic. You know, my uncle's a cowbirthing volunteer. Cowbirthing volunteer. Oh, my God. Okay, Melanie. Time to take on that board and go for gold. Here's how the game works. You need five tenable answers to put £1,000 into your team's prize. Let's see. So, are you ready to play tenable? We're ready,
Ninja. Hurry up. Understand the question. Okay, I'm going to clarify it for you. Let's have a look at it again. The ten English ceremonial county names with O. Ah, Jesus Christ. More Brit bombs. Simple. When you're ready, Give me your first answer.
North Yorkshire?
North Yorkshire?
Okay.
She's saying question mark.
This is North Yorkshire, our first cannibal answer.
She was right!
Look at Mummy.
Mommy was right.
Cornwall.
Cornwall. Did she say Coomer? Oh, Cornwall. It's Cornwall town. Cornwall, I'm sorry. Oh, she said Coomer. Cornwall. Dorset. Let's see. Is Dorset in this list? Dorals, thought she said stool shit or some shit.
Look at mom.
Look at mom over here.
How are you feeling Melanie?
I think I've got one.
You've got one more?
Northumberland.
Northumberland.
There we go.
Is Northumberland tenable?
Is it tenable?
Northumberland?
Look at mom over here. One away from the ball. You know, the husband's all like, I didn't know she was so smart. Also, Sophia's last chance to overrule here. So, where are you getting these answers from? I don't know. I think I suddenly realized what you meant. That usually happens with my jokes, not the questions. Yeah, no shit. You need to get yourself a rider there,
Warwick. Your jokes suck a cockwood. South Yorkshire. South Yorkshire. And your place in the final. Here we go. Go with the finals. South Yorkshire, our fifth tenable answer. Does mum get it? She's got it,
yes. She's a fantastic fanfare. Means you've got five tenable answers and you've won a place in the final. We'll also have that £1,000 surprise fund. Well done. You say that. There she blows with the programme. Fantastic now, Melanie. You can stop here if you wish, but there are still five counties up there left to reveal. Your next tenable answer is worth £2,500. Here it is. £2,500. That's a decent holiday, eh? Well,
I've got another answer. I've thought of something. You thought of something else? Yeah, Norfolk. Saying Norfolk. No fuck. So this is for £2,500. No fuck. Is Norfolk tenable? No fuck. What the fuck is it? Oh fuck. Oh,
Norfolk. 2005 North. Have you got some more in mind? Somerset. Somerset. Yeah. So for £5,000. All right, Somerset. Is Somerset in this list? Come on! Somerset, there it is. Melanie, are storming this list.
Look at mom.
Look at mom here.
Look at mom over here.
The husband is so proud of her.
Look at that.
Okay.
Oxford shit.
The fucking daughters are jelly.
Look at that.
Is it me or is it?
Look, go back a little bit.
Just go back just a second here.
Let's go back a couple of seconds to right here.
All right.
They're laughing at a joke, but before this, they had like a mug on.
Here, let me see if we can get to it.
Ah.
Jesus Christ. Not that mug. Look at this guy. He looks like, you know, he's on his tiptoes at a urinal and still only has his chin above water. Here, play the rest. I got to show you something. Okay, take a look at the family. Look, look at this. This one's like, I can't believe she's winning all that money. You know, the husband's like, oh, you know, honey, I wanted that one menorah. This one's like, oh, God,
she's taking it all. I was going to buy a husband in Israel. And this guy is just, you know, pissed that he's not going to go to Fire Island or, you know, fucking Tel Aviv or wherever. All right, go ahead. Sorry, dude. Okay,
Oxfordshire. Okay. As close as I can get. What? So, for £10,000. £10,000. Oxfordshire tenable. Oh! Surprisingly learned,
Melanie. So you've lost your life now. Be careful here. Another incorrect answer means take the money and run. Just take the money and run. My brain's gone quite blank now. Has it? I'm moving. Now they're getting happy that she's going to sit down and bowing out. You see,
now they're going to get a little crack at the money now, huh? Well, you do sit down. We're going to reveal the names of these counties. So teams, any idea? Not against Show, Worcestershire. No. Northamptonshire one? I don't know. Let's have a look, shall we? Oh, yeah, Northampton Share. What's behind number 10? It's Worcestershire. Worcestershire sauce. Number seven. Nothing of shawl. And Northampton Shaw. There you go, Melanie. Would you have said any of those,
do you think? I'm surprised I said that. All right, she got some money. Look at mum. She's going to go live on the holiday. You've added £5,000 to the moment. £5,000. We'll be back later on to play for it in the final game. All right. Thank you very much. Who the hell requested this? Monty Hall. Even though I thought they were all probably fucking tenable,
Why I Hate The Green Mile00:08:23
if you want my opinion. But Monty Hall requested that one. Anyway, no more tenable, please, dude. We've seen enough tenable on this show. You know, so I don't want to see any more tenable, okay? All right. And I know you think that I enjoy the show, and I don't, okay? I fucking don't. That midget gets on my nerves. And on top of him being a midget,
I think he's somewhat of a social justice warrior. And I don't like that shit either. Anyway, thank you once again to Monty Hall for that one. Let's get to the next video. This next video was requested by Fox McCloud again. And Fox McLeod said that Tom Hanks may be an absolute piece of shit,
but Green Mile is such a good movie. Is it true? Because I'm no longer on Twitter because it's a fucking piece of shit. And I don't like the executives. I don't like fucking Jack Dorsey. And I hope they all die of cancer of the anus pipe. But I heard that Tom Hanks has deleted about 1,200 tweets. And it made everybody very suspicious because,
you know, it's been suspected and alleged, all right, that Tom Hanks may or may not be affiliated with alleged pedophilic activity. I think everybody knows the Cappy suicide and all that shit. So with that being said,
that's what makes the whole thing. I don't know if he did or not, but it has been alleged that he has deleted up to 1,200 tweets in a very methodical capacity. So anyway, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a look at what Fox McLeod has in store for us. He says that The Green Mile is a great movie. I beg to differ,
but let's take a look at what Fox McCloud appreciates about the movie. Put the PC shot on. Here it is. All right, let's see this. Let's see this. Oh, Jesus Christ. Is this where okay? I thought they were going to fucking electrocute the guy and all that shit. Hey, what about me? I'm going to get some too, Edmund. Hey! Man,
did you know that this guy that plays in the Green Mile, the black guy died? And believe it or not, I'm not trying to say anything about this, but y'all remember Armarosa, correct? Y'all remember Armarosa? Well, this Green Mile black guy and Armarosa were actually a couple when he died of, I'm not too sure how he died, but he died. I think it may or may not have been a cardiovascular situation or whatever,
but I just think that that's ironic. Don't you think? Play it. Here comes the boss man. He'll keep a civil tongue on my block. Oh my God,
dude. Seriously? You get that one for free. But that's the last one. That's it. Man, look at the fucking chompers on this guy. You don't want this guy saliva on any part of your body whatsoever. What the hell is this? Oh,
God. And you see, you see, in modern day America, you go in there and give this guy some disciplinary action,
and now this guy becomes a hero. All right? That's how the social justice warriors have made America. This guy will be a hero if they go in and whoop his ass in today's America. All right? You believe this? This little bitch pissed on me. Y'all like that? I'm currently cooking up some turds to go with it. Not software. Jesus Christ. Hey,
hey, we can buy that. That's Project. Hey, hey, what's it now? What's it now? Moving day. Y'all want to come on in here and just a little. You can shine my knob for me. Dude, are you kidding me? This is all about this character in this fucking movie? I mean, you know, this is why, unfortunately,
we need to appreciate law enforcement, prison guards, and everybody keeping riffraff like this off the street. You know what I mean? I mean,
that's the least they can do. You know what I'm saying? I think that's a waste of water. You just shouldn't listen to me. This guy thinks he's Wild Bill Hick. That's great. By the way,
Wild Bill Hick got killed during a card game of poker. And he was holding aces and eights, which they call the dead man's hand. All I want to meet was a little cornbread,
you motherfuckers. All I want to need is a little cornbread. You just want a little cornbread. I'll learn my lesson. I'll be good. Yeah,
you sure? You see, that's all you got to do is give people a little bit of a hard time. All of a sudden, they learn their fucking lesson. Dude, I've never seen this movie. It looks dumb. No offense, Fox McCloud. Did we fucking really need to see that,
man? I mean, good God. I mean, do we really need to see this? Oh,
my God. I mean, this is, you know, this is what fucking keeping these crazy motherfuckers in a prison. This is what it entails. It's sad. You know? Oh,
my God. What the fuck? Dude, listen, I've never watched this movie. And now, after this, I don't think I want to watch it, alright? After this,
I don't think I want to watch this flick. I mean,
this is, I mean, somebody's telling me this is the main character in this movie, The Green Mile. I have no idea. I've never watched this movie. Never even had an inkling. And now watching this, like I said, this solidifies me never watching this fucking movie in my life. Now in today's America,
that's abuse. And this guy becomes a hero, you know? Okay, it's a side character. I thought somebody said that it was a main character. All right, it's a side character. I've never seen this fucking movie. I'm sorry. Sorry, I sound like an ignorant piece of shit when referencing this.
The Cappy Overpass Mystery00:05:03
Hey, look at that.
Nothing like a good Sodi pop, huh?
Kick back and uh, chill on.
Break a little Sody pop, come on.
Come on.
Come on now Fillers.
Come on, boss.
Is that a Royal Crown?
That's RC, dude.
That's RC.
It's hot in hot this day.
You know, every time I find an RC COLA, it's at a mom and pop burger joint typically you know what i'm saying It's typically a small, like, you know, kind of grease and spoon kind of place where they still sell RC.
Come on, you crack the minutes. You promised me. Or else I'll drink this myself right here in front of you. Come on, now, don't be that away. I'll be good. Fucking,
I mean, give me a break. This character's getting on my nerves. I mean,
look, it makes sense why the allegations against Tom Hanks could possibly be believed. There is no evidence other than maybe a very slight circumstantial connection. But I think the reason that it's believed so much is because of all the,
you know, all the props that he's gotten from Hollywood, all the movies and, you know, all the accolades. I mean, they have put Tom Hanks on a pedestal. And I agree that he's a decent actor, but I've never seen anybody put on such a pedestal in Hollywood like Tom Hanks, you know? Remember,
Tom Hanks was one of the first celebrities to get COVID. Remember that? And he was supposedly in Australia. And he miraculously got okay. There was no kind of complications with old diabetic Tom Hanks. All right. Anyway,
thank you, Fox McLeod. The reason I played the whole thing is because Fox McCloud does request a lot of videos. And, you know, I owe him that. So it is what it is, man. Cheers to Fox McCloud. Unfortunately, we're going to have to agree to disagree on that fucking movie,
dude. I don't think I'm going to watch that movie, unfortunately. But, you know, cheers to you. Let me get to the next dono here. And hold on, what is going on here? We got Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu. PBS is bringing the tenable format to the U.S. No. You host it. You already know the format. And well,
you know. Why don't I host it? Yeah, that'll be great. Did Cappy really off himself or did he get sniped, so to say? Well, what do you think? You know, believe it or not, somebody, I think last year, when we were talking about this,
donated some video that there is actual video showing. It's very slight, but it does show Cappy, like, right before he throws himself over that overpass, standing on the overpass. So,
I mean, I know that many people have suggested that he may have been suicided, but there is like some very small piece of video that shows him like, you know, standing before the overpass like seconds before he threw himself over. So I don't know. He may have killed himself, in my personal opinion, because they were coming after him and a lot of pressure. You know, maybe they had something on him. I mean,
who knows? But Yeah, I mean, there was some video evidence that's still out there that shows that Cappy was standing by himself. There was nobody there pushing him or anything of that nature. So go YouTube search it because you could probably find it yourself. But he did make a lot of allegations specifically towards Tom Hanks specifically. And,
you know, that's where all these allegations got a little bit of. credibility is from him, who is an actor himself and was inside a lot of these parties and a lot of these Hollywood parties, etc. So, you know,
we can only speculate at this point, you know? Anyway, we've got manual breathing engaged for two bucks. You are now blinking manually. You are now aware that there is no comfortable place to put your tongue in your mouth. You are now aware your jaw has weight to it and you're holding it up. You are now aware that you have an itch. All right. Dude,
George Soros and District Attorneys00:12:22
that's enough of that shit. All right. Can we give me a break? Trying to put some hypnosis, black magic, suggestive bullshit on me. Can we get to the next video here, please? The next video was requested by Women Are Stinky Holes. And Women are Stinky Holes said Fox News cucks to Soros. Jesus Christ. I know that Fox News was cucking. And the reason is because we have,
I hate to say this, we have the sons of Rupert Murdoch that are now in charge of Fox News. And it always seems that the young of very rich people tend to be these fucking disgusting, filthy pieces of fucking anti-American and pro-globalist bourgeois liberal pieces of shit. And that's exactly what Rupert Murdoch's sons are. So once again, thank you very much,
Women or Stinky Holes. Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on. Here it is. All right. What's up, everybody? If you're new to this channel, click that subscribe button. And if you like this video, then smash that like button. All right. Fox News has become like CNN. Really? Instead of wanting certain information out,
they try to hide and deny. And they've been a little anti-Trump lately. They have been a little anti-Trump. For example, Nuke Gingrich was on Fox News yesterday,
and he dropped a huge red pill on them that they wasn't ready for and that they wasn't expecting. Really? About how George Soros has spent over $3 to $4 million to elect a shitload of district attorneys in them Democratic-run shitholes like Portland or New York. By the way,
okay, he was doing this back in 2018. I'm talking George Soros. And people found it bizarre that he was going after and funding a lot of these district attorneys all across the country, even one that is the district attorney of the town that I'm currently in right now, San Antonio, Texas. And now it makes sense why George Soros was spending all this money electing district attorneys because folks,
wherever there's these goddamn riots and looting and violence by Antifa and Black Lives Matter, the prosecutors don't press charges and they're let out of jail like it's no big deal. That's what's happening right now in Democratic cities. That's why we have Portland,
all right, creating the chazz and doing all this nonsense for I don't know how many days now. That's why we have it in Seattle, okay? That's why anywhere where there is a riot, looting, and violence, it's a Democratic city probably dominated by a Democratic governor state. And as a result, folks, this is why, okay, they probably have been informed and told not to prosecute these pieces of trash that are committing acts of terrorism on our soil,
okay? Black Lives Matter and Tifa are terrorists, okay? And that needs to be repeated again and again and again because the American people need to understand this,
okay? Even though corporate America and people in the media are backing up these pieces of trash, they are terrorists. And the reason the media is backing up Black Lives Matter and Antifa is because they're globalists. They're the ones that want the globe to be a centralized power because guess who profits and guess who gains on globalism? Just take for an example,
the politicians. Why are all these people that are supposed to be politicians that represent us on a municipal, state, and federal level, why are they selling us out to globalism? Well, first of all, they're being paid. Okay,
that's first and foremost. But secondly, they believe that if they are the part of globalism, if they're a part of it, that they are going to get power and they are going to be controlling more masses of people. They are going to be asserting their policy on the masses. That's from a bureaucratic perspective. From a corporation's perspective,
it solidifies them as the supply chains for the entire globe. It gives them a monopoly on a global scale. Okay, so that's why the corporations have no problem being globalist because it protects them in a monopolistic sense on a global scale. So this is why this is happening. And I think people need to fucking wake up and stop playing this stupid fucking game that,
hey, I don't like Trump, Trump derangement syndrome, orange man bad, and start recognizing that there is a concerted effort to control the minds of people that are down on their luck,
okay, that haven't done anything with their lives, that still live with their parents, that are in college debt, etc. They are rabble-rousing these people into a chaotic situation. And this is why they're doing this. They're doing this in hopes of trying to have the voters who go and vote this November to blame Trump for the unrest,
to have them make it believe that somehow Trump and his policies have made this chaotic situation. And they're trying to make people fear so that when they go to the polls, they elect a Democrat who supposedly has a close connection with these stupid fucking terrorist groups, who can negotiate with these terrorist groups. Anyway,
play it. Chicago and so on and so forth to basically have the cops arrest these domestic terrorists like Black Lives Matter and Antwifa, Only to have the district attorney to turn around and let them out of death.
That's right.
That is absolutely correct.
And Newt Gingrich brings that up.
And let's just see how FOX NEWS reacts to this huge red peel.
He's getting ready to drop on them.
George Soros's money.
And they're a major cause.
Pro-criminal and overwhelmingly elected with George Soros's money.
And they're a major cause of the violence we're seeing because they keep putting the violent criminals back.
He's talking about the district attorneys that have been put into place.
Wake up.
That's what's happening, folks.
George Sorcerer.
Wake up.
That's why this election is so important.
On getting them district attorneys put into place.
Back on the street.
Pro-criminal and overwhelmingly elected with George Soros's money, and they're a major cause of the violence we're seeing because they keep putting the violent criminals back on the street. I'm not sure we need to bring George into this. I was going to say,
not her. They co-opted this broad. We don't need to bring George Soros into this. This guy blows his cash purposely to influence political systems, not only in this country, but in other countries. And you don't want to bring George Soros into this. Look at Newt Gingrich. I mean, this guy's about to say, what the fuck? He paid for it. I mean,
why can't we discuss the fact that millions of dollars? I agree with what that George Soros doesn't need to be a part of this conversation. Oh, and look who this is. Maria Harf, CIA agent, and also second in command in the fucking State Department during Hillary Clinton's tenure. This bitch should be in jail. If you want my opinion, because she's a CIA agent, in my opinion, causing subversion,
all right, in the American public, this bitch should be interrogated. She should be interrogated. Mary Harf, this fucking bitch is a fucking criminal as far as I'm concerned. All right. She needs to be put in jail and interrogated because I know that this bitch knows where the bodies are buried when it comes to the Hillary Clinton State Department era. This bitch always consistently is holding water for the criminal organization that is the Democratic Party. Fuck you,
Mary Harf, you piece of shit. That fucking nice little house that you've got in the background out there was probably paid for by George Soros, you dumb fucking four-eyed piece of CIA agent,
subverting piece of fucking trash. Okay. So it's hold on, hold on. Her name's not Mary Hart, you dumb shit. It's Mary Harf. Harf with an F Harf. Awkward. Okay,
we're going to move on. They're going to move on. The producers said, ah, we're going to go ahead. We're going to move on. Unfucking believable. Unfucking. But not only has George Soros spent $3 to $4 million electing all these district attorneys that turn around and keep letting Black Lives Matters and Aquifa out of jail as soon as the cops arrest him,
but he created Black Lives Matters in Antwifa. Yes, he did. And to this day, I mean, lest we forget, do y'all remember when we were broadcasting in 2016 trying to elect Donald Trump? Do y'all remember that the leader,
the leader of Black Lives Matter was this, you know, homosexual, I even forgot his fucking name. All right. Can somebody remind me his name? I think somebody will remember it, but he was a homosexual AIDS advocate,
kind of a pause hole. And this guy, all right, was, yeah, D-Ray McKesson. Thank you very much. D-Ray McKesson is the guy I'm talking about. D-Ray McKesson was actually housed in the same house that was owned by one of George Soros's associates. All right. I'm not even kidding around. This guy created,
he created Black Lives Matter is absolutely correct. And I think that we all need to understand that. And thank God for Newt Gingrich for out. I mean, he is outing what is happening. This is complete and total subversion. And George Soros and his family should also be taken to jail, if you want my opinion. Being Black Lives Matters in ANQFA. But yes, Fox, Fox News,
the Fox News outlet has become overrun with Lip Tars. They have hired a shitload of Democrats lately, a shitload of radical left-wing lip tards. And, well, this is what you get from, you know, this is what you get from hiring a bunch of lip tards. There's going to be information that they don't want getting out. And then if it does get out like that,
they will heavily deny it. So, you know, Fox News is basically become just like seeing the rest of them fake news outlets. The rest of them lame stream media outlets. No shit. There you have it. But anyway,
I got plenty more content coming, so stay tuned. Stay woke. God bless. All right, man. Thank you very much. But because once again, you talk against George Soros, all of a sudden, people are going to try to silence you all of a sudden, man. I mean,
that's how much power this fucking freak show has. All right. I mean, I'm not even kidding around. The guy is fucking the prince of fucking darkness. And what is this? We got Geno X1987. Many of them. Who is supposed to be 33, 33 33 33 33 33 years old today And happy birthday there, Gino.
All right, so let's continue here, folks.
Bigfoot Sister's Filthy Foot Request00:07:17
Okay, we got, once again, a lot of different goddamn videos that we've got requested here.
It is 4:30 in the moan and out here at the GO SHOW Studios.
We've been on for about almost eight hours.
Can you believe that shit?
We have been on almost eight hours.
So let's go ahead and continue.
The next video was requested by somebody by the name of Bigfoot Sister.
Okay.
All right.
Bigfoot Sister requested this one.
And let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
This isn't.
This isn't Bigfoot.
All right.
I don't know what kind of video this is, folks. All right. I don't know what this is, but please, viewer discretion is advised. It looks like it may be a little bit of a questionable video to say the least. Are y'all ready? Are y'all ready for this? Bigfoot sister requested this one and didn't say anything. Put the PC shot on. Well,
hello there, big brother. It's your very naughty little sister. Oh my god. I'm not as naughty as you because I've just found your video camera. So I've decided to leave you a personal message. Are you kidding me? Your sister finds out about your foot fetish. Is this ASMR shit? Is that what this shit is? I did. I found lots of naughty pictures of my feet. Oh,
God. It's a filthy, disgusting fucking foot. I don't understand how anybody can get anything sexual out of a filthy, smelly, disgusting foot. All right. You must think about your little sister. I mean, seriously. And by the way, trim some cottage cheese off those thighs, Fatty. I just thought I would leave you alone. All right, Kate,
can you take these disgusting, filthy feet? I can already smell them from here. I mean, they smell like fucking an anchovies cunt. And my perfectly painted toenails. Oh, Jesus. That's disgusting. You have filthy, disgusting feet, by the way. All right, Broad. I mean, whoa, what's that in the middle of your foot? What is that? A fucking callus? Huh? You got an athlete's foot, Biach. You. You got an athlete's foot,
Biach. Cover these dinky little feet in your skunk. Alright, this is so stupid, dude. I mean, this is so dumb. I'm not even kidding, bro. This is so fucking dumb. Some stupid British Britbong cunt. And I'm telling you, I'm finding out more and more that Britbong's got a lot of fucking problems, all right?
They are fucking nuts.
They're disgusting.
They're filthy.
They're perverted.
They're dumb.
I mean, I hate to repeat what Julius Caesar said about the Brits, but he said, and I quote, the most ignorant people I ever conquered.
Julius Caesar, okay?
What else have you been thinking about?
I'm sure you've got many more naughty thoughts.
Jesus Christ.
Can you stop showing your stinky, disgusting, filthy feet?
And by the way, how is this on YouTube is right.
Look at this.
Look at this.
63 thumbs up, no thumbs down.
I'm the first thumbs down on this stupid, disgusting.
filthy. How is this on YouTube is right? How is this on YouTube? Oh my God. Are you fucking kidding? People are actually getting off to this. I mean,
people are actually waxing their carrot and are like, oh, man. Look at that fucking foot. Oh, yeah. Put some cream on that foot. Yeah. Yeah. I want it up and down on my donkey. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. Fucking lube it up with some fucking cream and then rub it up on my donkey with those fucking toes. Yeah. Yeah. This little piggy went on my cock. Jesus Christ. All right. How long is this,
dude? How the I mean, can we hurry up? Some stupid bitch is fucking actually making money off of fucking showing her fucking feet. Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, I can't believe this. I mean, what kind of a world are we in when people are actually waxing their carrot to some fucking like four out of ten bitch? I mean, showing off her disgusting athlete's foot written,
callous having feet. I mean, this is fucking, I'm like, you're gonna put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth, bitch, and press me. Put it in your mouth. Put it in your fucking mouth, bitch. Impress me. Impress me. Put it in your suckhole, bitch. Put it in your fucking suckhole. All right. Put it in your mouth and shut up. All right. If you're not going to put it in your fucking cocksucker, then get the fuck off my screen, you dumb,
stupid Britbong cunt. Put it in your fucking mouth. Nice long. Look at these toes that you love so much. All right. Are we almost done? I mean, fuck,
for fuck's sake, hurry up. Hurry up. I thought that she was going to fucking put that fucking foot in her suck hole or something. All right. Come on, put it in your mouth, you dumb bitch. See if you can fit all five fucking stinky toes in that suck hole. And just think about maybe one day I might. This bitch is not going to put it in her mouth. All right,
get it out of here. If you're lucky. She's just showing us her fucking disgusting hammer toes, okay? And I don't want to see that shit. I hope you enjoyed that. All right. All right. I thought she was going to do something impressive and like put all five toes in the hole in her suck hole. And I was going to be like, hey, look at that. That's like fucking looking at a freak show or some shit, you know? You know, it's like looking at the circus for fuck's sake. You know what I mean? Anyway, sorry about that. I'm sorry you all had to see that,
dude. I really am. I'm just Somebody by the name of Bigfoot Sister requested that. And, you know, I mean, here we are. Look at it's 4.45 in the moaning. So we've already been on for fucking seven hours. Almost eight hours. It's 10 minutes for eight hours. Well,
actually, 12 minutes. So anyway, can we get to the next video? I don't want to, you know, keep that fucking sight of this bitch's hammer toe-ridden, stinky, filthy fucking foot in my brain. Can we get to the next video? And ah,
thank God, unparalleled aesthetics is next. All right. Thank God. I need a goddamn fucking, I need a little bit of a palate cleanser. Okay. Unparalleled aesthetics requested this one and said the following. Sup ghost got some jazz fusion. Still can't believe that California and New York legalized pedophilia that quickly. Are you really surprised,
Black Sabbath Palate Cleanser00:15:20
dude? I mean, this is what the fucking leftists are trying to do. They're not even hiding it anymore. I mean, take a look at the QDs. Take a look at all. I mean, they're not even trying to hide it. It's fucking sad. He said, these are truly the end times. I wish I had realized it sooner. Cheers to you and the chat. Well, thank you very much, Unparalleled Aesthetics. And by the way, Unparalleled Aesthetics is a member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room and the inner circle. And he's a very cool dude. I mean,
I'm not even kidding around. He's a fucking cool ass guy. So let's go ahead and get to Unparalleled Aesthetics video so that we can have a little bit of a palette cleanser here. All right. All right. Here's a little bit of fusion here. Let's take a listen to this. Unparalleled aesthetic. All right. All right. Oh,
shit. Okay. Here, let me give it a whirl. Wait a minute. Hold on. This is anime music, Dude.
This is fucking anime music.
For fucking fuck's sake, what is an anime?
What is an anime?
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe this is an anime game, too.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, seriously.
Why are y'all doing this?
Are y'all doing this to like troll me?
Like I said, are you doing this to troll me and say, hey, yos, yeah, here's a little bit of music that you may like, but guess what? It's anime. You like that? Huh? You like it? I hope you like it, Ghost. All right. I appreciate this unparalleled aesthetics. Don't get me wrong. But I think these fuckers that are in the chat room are trying to,
I don't know, make me look like I'm down with this fetish cartoon bullshit, which I am not, okay? Which I am absolutely not. Anime sucks, and anybody who obsesses over it that's over the age of 18, they should be put down on a sexual predator potential list, okay? And if there's any sex crimes that happen within a five to ten mile radius of these people,
they should be the first ones investigated. I'm just saying, you know, we got to keep society safe out here. Shut up,
Ghost Trans Pacific Life, who I ain't no anime music connoisseur, all right? I mean, some of these tunes sound a little mellow. How the fuck do I know that they're on anime and all that crap? I mean,
I hear a little organ in this one. You see, you hear that little organ there? All right, shut up in the chat, dude. Everybody,
just shut your goddamn pie hole. Shut up! All right,
we almost done. We're almost done, all right? Anyway, cheers to unparalleled aesthetics. Thank you very much. But since this is anime, I'm not going to hold an opinion about it because these idiots are going to claim that I'm a fucking Weebo and I'm not. All right, look, they're already claiming it now in the chat room. Look at these idiots. I knew we would get you, ghost. I know you would like anime, yeah. Yeah,
I have to thumbs down. I don't know. Well, I don't want a thumbs down because it isn't, it's a decent song, but I'm not a Weebo, okay? I'm not a Weebo because, you know, I may or may not think that that song is pleasant or whatever the fuck. So go fuck yourselves. Jesus Christ. It never ends. You fucking monkey spanking, pud-pulling, squirrel-fisting,
autistic, anal-loving, feminine, penis-sucking pieces of fucking trash. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah, and now I got Evil Mira. The fuck did I just tune into? Ghost, is this how you get your jollies these days? Go fuck off,
dog. Look, look, Evil Mira, you're the last person that I want to hear from tonight, okay? Especially you trying to fucking rub your leftist shit in my face, okay? And by the way, Evil Mira, a part of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, and just to show you that we're not an echo chamber, this son of a bitch is always spewing off his leftist trash, and we keep him in the room. So all of you people that claim that we're a fucking echo echo chamber, we're not. All right,
so fuck you. All right, can we get to the next video, dude? All right, I don't even know if I'm going to be able to get to all these videos. So look, I want to be honest, I should pause donos here. So I think I'm going to pause donos because I still got a shitload to do. And I want to be honest with you,
if I stay up like 10 plus hours, I don't think that I'm going to be here for a Saturday Night Troll show. And I want to be able to be here for a Saturday Night Troll show, dude. All right. I sincerely want to be here. So, all right. What I'm going to do here is just please,
no more donos. I'm pausing them, okay? And what we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and try to get through these donations so that yours truly can be here for the Saturday Night Troll Show and do some internet tomfoolery. If you weren't with us on the last Saturday Night Troll show,
we had a great time on the dateline, okay? And we're going to do that again and we're going to try to do as much as we can as far as internet tomfoolery is concerned. So I hope that you're here. And like I said,
I'm trying to get through these donos so I can have the strength and the energy to be able to do a show on Saturday. Okay, so here, let's go ahead. Let's continue on. We've got Cursed Doggo. Cursed Doggo dropped $20.20 and he said,
yo, ghost, thought I'd drop a dono. What's up to Cursed Doggo? Here's some Black Sabbath as a cleanser from all this Billie Elish shit. Seriously, this bitch looks like one of those crackheads that crawled out of the ass crack of Florida. I know that'd be ironic if she's from Florida. I don't think so. She's probably from Cali or New York. I mean,
she looks like she's already been connected into the business because you don't just miraculously at 16 and 17 make music and then all of a sudden it gets this massive airplay all over the major mainstream media outlets. Billy Elish,
much like Greta Thunberg, is a creation of the media. And this is not some like spontaneous organic situation that happened. I mean, always remember that. So if you like this bullshit, it's because it's because she was, you know, she was pretty much put there. Let's just put it that way. All right. Anyway, once again, Cursed Doggo,
cheers to you. Thank you for the $20.20 bucker. He requests a little bit of palate cleanser of Black Sabbath. Oh, man. Cursed Doggo with a little bit of Black Sabbath,
baby. Yeah, this is definitely a little bit of a palate cleanser. I can agree to that. Yeah,
isn't this the Ronnie James Dio ears? Yes, it is. R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio,
by the way. I'm going to smoke to this song. Give me my damn bag of weeds. Hell yeah. And fuck you. Anybody who's calling this boomer music,
go shove it up your ass. All right? This is one of the guys or the groups that birth metal. All right. Do you understand that? I mean,
Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper. You know what I'm saying? The closer you get to do. Fuck you, anybody who's saying boomer music. All right. Shove it up your damn cheese hole. I'm taking a smoke to this one,
baby. I'm taking a smoke to this one. Cheers to everybody out here who was with me on this early baller Friday morning at almost five in the morning. Cheers,
baby. Cheers. All right. We are five seconds away from eight hours, baby. Eight hours on the air. Hell yeah,
baby. That's what we're holding in. Holding him with his brain. Oh,
God. We're on fiction, so beware. Everybody say dad metal or Hoover shit. Shut the fuck up, All right?
That's confusion in life.
I mean, this is when real music came out, you fucking millennial Gen Z shit.
No fucking fleece for the day.
Jesus Christ.
I need another tissue, for Christ's sake.
I got mucus coming out of my orifices out of that fucking after that fucking hit.
Give me a tissue.
A little bit of Dio's years, Black Sabbath.
Please excuse me.
That's better.
That's a little better.
Not a bad solo.
He's your blog, bro.
Curse the doggo.
Oh, here we go. Here we go, baby. Feel the energy on this Baller Friday, baby. Eight hours of broadcasting. Oh, yeah, geezer Butler's basis. That's right. Geezer Butler. It's Tony Iomi,
my man. Blind your eyes and steal your dreams. It's ever to hell. You know,
I'm in this new office here. And it feels like I'm sucking all the hair out of this room or something. It feels like I'm fucking sucking the goddamn air out of space. It's fucking a little hot in here. You know? It's like the oxygen has been sucked out because I've been talking here for about eight hours,
three minutes. Cheers,
baby, cheers, man. That wasn't bad,
dude. I needed that. Cursed Doggo, I needed that, man. I mean, you've been watching the show today. I mean, good God. And end it with a little bit of slow guitar there,
you know? Nice ending. Very nice ending. Anyway,
Talent in Today's Shitbag America00:14:58
Cursed Doggo, thank you very much for that song. We really do appreciate it, man. Definitely a palate cleanser right about now, if I don't say so myself. All right. Let's continue, folks. Because like I said, we're trying to get through these so yours truly can, you know, end the show at an appropriate time so we can have a Saturday night troll show. You've got to think about this, all right? It's almost five in the morning here at the Go Show Studios,
and I still got to like get some, if I get sleep and able to get through the day, I'll be able to get through the day. If I don't get any sleep and get through the day, I'm probably going to sleep very early, probably go to sleep at like 7 or 6 p.m. on a fucking Friday, believe it or not. Probably going to wake up at like 2 in the morning, and then I'm going to be awake probably until, I don't know, it's Saturday,
so I'd probably be awake. Who knows, all right? And then if I don't take a nap or I don't fall asleep before the 9 p.m. on Saturday, then I'm going to have to try to like pull through it. And typically I can't do that shit, especially when I have no time to fucking sleep, dude. All right. So I wish you fuckers would have just a tiny bit of appreciation about that. All right. I'm just saying. Anyway, look, I got to get through these donos, though,
man. People donated videos, and I want to make sure that, you know, they're played today, man. You know what I'm saying? So, I mean, that's what I am. I'm a man of my word, okay? I'm a man of my word. Okay,
who's next here? We've got Distillan. Distilling is next. And I think this may or may not be. I think it may be the real Distillan. He said, sorry, ghost. None of those were me. First dono of the night for me. Here's some Pantera to make up for that smelly cunt. And I think he's talking about the fake Distillan. So let's see what we have here from the real Distillan. Is this? This is a fake fucking Distillan,
dude. Jesus fucking Christ. I should have known better, man. I should have known fucking better. All right. No, no, no. Listen to me. It's not any kind of snake or any of that shit. You know what it is? You know what it is? It's fucking Billy Elish,
you dumb bitches. How do you like that? How do you like some of that? It's Billy Elish. And this is live. This is, you know, her singing? I mean, do you call what she does singing? I mean, seriously, man. Anybody who likes this bitch, you're a stupid fucking idiot. And it shows what kind of intelligence that you have. Or I should say,
don't have. I should have known. Oh my God, dude. A fucking talent amateur show can do better than this bitch. I'm telling you, this bitch was put on the people. I mean, this singing is below standard,
In my opinion, okay.
I mean, this bitch has got no fucking talent.
This bitch is just.
I can't even do it because my voice is fucked up.
I mean, that's what she's fucking doing.
It's stupid.
It's dumb.
There's no talent to it.
Where's the voice of this stupid bitch?
This is talent in today's 2020 shitbag America.
Unfucking believable.
I mean, this is why Antifa and Black Lives Matter are all back doing this writing. This is talent. This is how far we've done and how far we've gone on the totem pole below mediocrity. Below mediocrity. Oh my god damn. I need another cola. Give me a cola. I mean dude,
this is not talent. This is not singing. I mean this bitch, if her parents aren't music executives, then give me a fucking break. Alright, because this was put on the people and the people are done. You know, as you can see, you could put anything on TV and these idiots will believe it. You know? All right. I mean,
They listen to dumbasses like Don Lemon and Muff Diving Madow and taking up the Pooper, Anderson Cooper.
You know?
Give me my cola.
I'm never listening yet to love.
Look at her.
She sang out a tune.
She had to have a backup singer to help her fucking stupid non-talent having ass out.
I mean, this is horrible, dude.
This is...
This is sad that this is talent in today's America.
I mean, serious.
There's just no time to die.
And of course, this is the cuckoo's in Britannia that like fruit bull shit like this, you know? No time to die. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking wannabe emotional bitch. I fucking hate this whore. I mean,
look at her straining for these little shit notes that she's getting right now. This is sad. This is fucking sad. Jesus Christ, that is fucking sad. Fuck you, Billy Elise. You no talent having. Scuffed little Zam-looking piece of fucking trash. Get this fucking bitch out of my face. Seriously. I mean, what a fucking joke.
What a joke.
And that was obviously a fake distilling.
All right.
That was a fake distilling.
As a matter of fact, the real distilling just dropped the diamond.
So let me get to some diamonds here before we move on.
All right.
Uh, we've got, um, El Foxo Loco dropping a diamond and saying, anime music goes, I thought you were a bad-ass dude.
I don't, I don't fuck off.
All right.
The mattress dropped the diamond just like a boomer to sound like a retard smoking.
Yeah.
Fuck off dude.
All right.
I'm taking iron lung type hits.
Uh, we've got the American fetus dropping a diamond.
Sounds like a whore from a glory hole singing.
I'm not even joking.
That was talentless shit.
But then again, you know, this is, uh, This is Billy Eileas, you know, or Elish, or, you know, whatever her fucking stupid, disgusting ass name is. And Distillen dropped the diamond. Hey, mate, just finished up work. How's the show been? Well, we've had a lot of fake Distillans,
and they have been requesting Billy Elish every time they're distilling. So glad to have you with us. I hope you didn't work too hard, etc. So cheers to you, man. All right. Anyway, we got to continue on. And as I stated, no more donos, all right? The donos are paused because we're trying to get done with the donos that we have backed up currently. So yours truly can be, you know,
how can I say it? I can fucking be here for Saturday Night Troll Show. All right? Anyway, Distillen dropped the diamond and he said, I reckon that fake Distillan is that god shit cunt. All right. Yeah. Yeah, I know. All right. Anyway,
we've got, who do we got here? We've got Hitler next. All right. Somebody calling themselves Hitler in this dono. I'm not saying it is him, but somebody claiming to be that name and said some fuck. I can't even repeat it. It's written in German. All right. All right. It's written in German. And I'm not some later hosing,
you know, fucking white sausage eating fucking German to know it. So my apologies. So let's go ahead and see what Hitler has in store for us. And by the way, before I get to Hitler's dono,
Distillen dropped another diamond. Wasn't too bad of wrangling session. Cheers, man. Well, thank you very much, man. Thank you very much. All right. Here we go. Let's go ahead and get to Hitler's video. Put the PC shot on. Here it is. Wolfstein,
Wolfstein, or however you say it, too. Hitler's movie casting. This is exciting, man. Is this for real or a troll here? Is this for real? Hitler's movie casting? Any stage experience? What was your name? Roland,
was it? Run. Hitler's movie casting. What the fuck am I missing here? Oh, My God.
And this is Hitler as, like, an old man or some shit?
They are actors, Mein Führer.
These men want to speak for the role of William Joseph Blazkowicz.
They are... ...schauspielers.
It's my fault.
My... ...Nachricht has you not reached.
What?
We could not find anyone?
No one of them is just the same guy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh God, no, man!
That's...
Jesus Christ, this guy's coughing up lungs and shit.
That's a bad Hitler.
Could have made Hitler a little more realistic than this.
yes. When you address me, you say Meinfuhrer. Jesus Christ,
this sounds like melancholy. Are you a Jew? A deceitful Jew? What the fuck? Okay. This is historically inaccurate. All right,
Hitler, at least during his Führer years, never did anything like this. Okay. Unfortunately, he'd have other people do it. I mean, he didn't have to do this stuff. He would just tell you. Garnaboots, Himmler! That's all he got to do. Oh,
and now they've got Hitler pissing in a fucking champagne bucket. Oh, dude, come on. Come on, dude. What the fuck is this supposed to be? I don't even know the premise or even understand. There's actors. There's an old Hitler. You know, He's pissing in buckets.
He kills some fucking idiot from Arizona.
I mean, what is this shit?
Yosef. Glatzkowicz.
Ghost reacting Andy dropped a diamond and said it's an alternate history where Hitler won.
Where Hitler won.
That'd be funny.
Epic of the century and my legacy as an artist.
I told you, dude.
Fucking Adolf Schekelgruber.
I mean, Hitler.
is a homosexual artist whether these white nationalists and some white supremacists want to admit it or not.
He lived homeless in the streets of Vienna after getting rejected from the art school in Vienna three times.
Oh my god, look at this fucking fake puke. She tried to grab his cock? What is that? Oh my god. Just imagine you see anytime you have these dictatorships,
this is what ends up happening to your leader, you know? A cold-blooded terrorist. That is what you are. What the hell did I write? All right. Anyway,
look, we've seen about seven and a half minutes of this. All right. So who requested this? This was Hitler for $20, $20. All right. We saw about seven and a half minutes of it. Very amusing. And this is supposed to be Wolfenstein to Hitler movie casting. I didn't even realize that Hitler's,
or excuse me, Wolfenstein went that direction. Unfucking believable. Unfucking believable. All right, let's go ahead and get to the next donation. The next donation was requested by Unparalleled Aesthetics. And Unparalleled Aesthetics said the following. Don't know how I said two donations,
Unparalleled Aesthetic: Castlevania Metal Version00:03:33
but I did. Enjoy a song from one of my favorite games. If you like this game, you'd like the game Blasphemous. It's the same genre of game with similar aesthetic. Cheers, Ghost. Okay, Let's go ahead and go with Unparalleled Aesthetic.
This is his donation.
Once again, oh man.
Oh man.
Look at this.
Castlevania.
Castlevania.
They made a metal version of this song.
I like Castlevania in the Nintendo.
The original Nintendo gaming console. Cheers to unparalleled aesthetics, man. I didn't even know they remade this into some kind of like a metal song. Oh, that's awesome,
dude. That is awesome. 9 out of 10 from Dispelin. 8 out of 10, Scuff Bill Gates. 9 out of 10, and Roll. 8 10, Mr. Brosy. 9 out of 10, Bob Tom. 8 out of 10, Sergeant Mario. 8 out of 10, King Scarce. 9.5 out of 10,
Crazy YouTube Ninja. 8 out of 10, Colonel Transisco. 8 out of 10, Bob Bagman. 7 out of 10, Bill Weiser. 9 out of 10, Barry Blackberry. 10 out of 10, Charles Reed. 8 out of 10, Stormbringer. 8 out of 10, Rossi. 8 out of 10, Uncomfortable Alpha. 8 out of 10,
Cry Bacon. 8 out of 10, Billy B. Official. 10 out of 10, Mama Luigi. 8 out of 10, Bob Jones. 8 out of 10, Bob77. 3 out of 10 from somebody named COVID 420. I think the general consensus of the room is that everybody likes it, Dude.
I mean, this is badass.
Once again, unparalleled aesthetics requested this.
Wow, this is like 30 minutes of this song. It's 30 minutes. This song is 30 minutes. Fucking 30 minutes. I am going to let it play a bit,
Fucking Drum Solo Hell Yeah00:02:13
though, man. This is pretty kick-ass if I don't say so myself. And everybody else in the chat room thinks it as well. Cheers to everybody in here,
man. I'm telling you. I did like this game,
dude. I'm not even kidding. One and two on the original Nintendo. It was pretty fun to play. And then intermittent, the whole medieval vampire church thing, you know, Funny, feels cool.
Hell yeah.
Fucking drum solo
Oh, Man, this is awesome.
The Nose Flute Loop00:16:10
I'm going to let this go for another minute and a half, and then we're moving on.
Once again, yo, those are pause.
We're trying to get all these bones from a satellite eye Thumbs up.
I got a thumbs up this one.
I gotta thumbs up this one.
Once again, unparalleled aesthetic requestedness.
All right, I think we're getting into the loop here.
I think we're getting into the loop.
I'm just gonna let it go a little more, man.
I'm sorry.
I gotta let it go a little more.
I wanted to hear that one more time.
One more time.
I want to say thank you once again, Unparalleled Aesthetics, for requesting that.
That was a little bit of memories in the corner of my mind.
How about a little bit of memories?
All right, look, I got to get to who's next? Well, the fucking pet Mexican. Are you fucking joking? All right. And dude, don't do this, the pet Mexican. Seriously, I'm tired of you doing this shit. All right. You need to go and do a job like mowing lawns or, you know, deep-frying chicken for a living or, you know, fucking selling fucking tacos at a Metallica concert or some shit. You need to do something to, you know, up your game because, you know, every time you do this, I don't know why,
but you goof people into like, you know what, I want to hear the pet Mexican. I'm going to donate for him. And I want to see what it is that he wants to play. Okay, because I'm down with the pet Mexican. So anyway,
he got a couple of people, you know, I don't know, man. Can we just hurry up? All right, can we hurry up with this shit? And are you kidding me, the pet Mexican? What the fuck is this? Stop laughing back. Oh my god, turn us down a little bit. Welcome back, guys, to another edition of Looty Today. You asked for it. We got it. Today, we're checking out a nose flute. I know the patch doesn't just flute. Trust me, inside this little brown box. I mean, is this really content, you dumbass? I mean,
look at this. Was uploaded June 5th, 2019. It's only got 11,000 views. Going on 12,000 views. This fucking idiot ordered a nose flute thinking that this was going to go viral or something. What a fucking. Don't know what a nose flute is? Don't worry. We don't either. Yeah,
I do. No, you don't. What is it? It's a flute you plug your nose. Well, I mean, that is selfish. I mean, the production is fruit or something. So here is the nose flute. It really doesn't look like much, but trust me, it's the nose flute. It kind of looks like a weird duck feet,
if you ask me. See what I mean? Yes, I see what you mean. Looks like a duck beat. Yes, but you get a fish. Oh, that's so hilarious. Ha ha ha. That little orange thing is there's a few varieties of nose flute which you can get. There are some which just look like a normal flute. Nobody gives a shit. Just play it and shut up. I think it's about seven pounds. This guy's got a fucking review bra strategy to his content. Just shut up and fucking play it. The sound is impressive enough that I don't feel bad for spending too much money on it. I don't really know how to play this thing,
but I'm assuming that you put your nose right here because it sits so comfortably right there. And then you just blow into it. And it's as simple as that. Just shut up and do it. Right about there. And then just blow and try not to snuff it. Just do it, pause hole. Oh, I flow my ears. Okay, okay. I don't think I've got the technique right just yet. We dropped this program to inform headphone users. It's about to get very loud. Oh my god, are you kidding me? 30 seconds, How to play a nose flute.
That's a video I need.
There's fucking how-to videos for this dumb shit.
Hey, all right, look, I get it, mate.
You know how to play the nose flute.
Tell me how to play it.
Keep mouth open while playing.
Take a deep breath.
Begin to gently blow air through your nose.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna be honest.
This guy may sound like a serial killer.
This is not a flute.
It's a fucking shit.
The main thing that I didn't do was keep my mouth open when playing.
So apparently you meant to keep it slightly open.
It's a fucking nose whistle.
All right.
No wonder nobody fucking viewed this.
Thumbs down.
Thumbs down this shit.
Stop laughing back.
Well, I don't know about playing music, but I can definitely attract a pigeon. I find to control the pitch, you're using your mouth. No shit, this guy looks like he plays the flesh flute. He's right. It's tricky. Surprisingly so. I really thought this was a good idea. All right, I think we get the point to this shit, all right.
Hurry the fuck up with this.
This stupid fucking video.
All right.
The intelligence is being insulted right now.
It's like the soundtrack of the Clang is sex tape.
It's becoming something I didn't expect.
It's actually kind of a fun experimental instrument.
That's because you're a stupid pausehole, all right? That's why there's nothing to do in your Euro cup land because the jihudi's got kebab shops on every corner. I've never seen you have such a distaste towards an instrument. What is with the no-stream? There's something that just like infuriates me. And it's the no-shaped. It's fucking stupid. That's why, you dumb idiot. It's fucking dumb. I mean, I can't believe that somebody's making money off this person. I gotta say,
despite what Ben said. Some moron has molded some shit plastic. And I can only imagine how much he's selling that for. I can only imagine. It's so small and compact, but it makes such a loud noise. I feel like in some cases it may be better as a bird cooler than a musical instrument. I think you're more likely to attract a crowd of pigeons than a crowd of people to come and hear you play the nose. All right. I think I've had enough of this. All right. Shut this off. All right. Jesus fucking Christ. All right. I mean,
it was only 40 more seconds, but that guy was fucking annoying. All right. That guy was fucking annoying. And I can't fucking believe that I even fucking watched that bullshit. I sincerely can't believe it. Anyway, and guess what? Another pet Mexican video, even though I shouldn't show it because somebody fucking donated like fucking 20 bucks not to show it for fuck's sake. All right. And what is this? Oh, Christ.
All right.
No wonder the Pet Mexican.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
This isn't funny, by the way, given all the drama in the Ghost Show, Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
This is sincerely not funny.
We have had so much drama in the Ghost SHOW, Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
It's pathetic.
It's been utterly pathetic.
I'm serious.
IT'S UTTERLY PATHETIC MY GOD We'll consume.
Oh, my God. Once again, the Pet Mexican, all right? The fucking pet Mexican. And distilling is saying he's having flashbacks. I'm telling you,
man, I'm telling you. You know, it just, it just, once again, I got a headache after listening to all those whistles. So if all you have a headache, my apology. But yeah, this is, you know, fucking. What are you going to do? Anyway,
thank you, the pet Mexican, and thanks to those that made the Pet Mexicans video possible. All right. All right. With that being said, once again, donos are paused. We're trying to get through all these goddamn donations so we can, you know,
so yours truly can get off in a reasonable time and be able to be here for the Saturday Night Troll Show. You know what I'm saying? All right. We've got June Gito. June Gito requesting this one right here. And I think he requested one earlier. June Gito requested this and said, enjoy some jap rap. Really? Jap rap? Are you fucking kidding me? What is this? Jap rap? Oh, Christ. All right. Anyway, once again,
June Gito requested this one. Put the PC shot on. Jesus Christ. Is this really Japanese rap? Fucking weirdo jabs. Weirdo jabs. Wait a minute,
this isn't rap. I thought this was jab rap. This isn't fucking rap. Make me dance. A previous one. Another anime game. Somebody just said this is another anime game. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now, Lord, hey, dear.
There's some rap.
There's a little bit of rap right there!
Look at that!
I mean, this sounds like they ripped off the lead rapper of C&C Music Factory, for fuck's sake.
Destruction.
Baby, baby. How long is this? I mean, it feels like I've already been listening to this garbage for three minutes. And look,
it's only been barely breaking too many. Fucking come on. Somebody said that this is not Japanese rap. Well,
what the fuck is this crap? I mean,
what is this supposed to be if this isn't jab rap? Does anybody have any idea? Is this anime music or some shit? Is that what this is? Yeah, I think I'm invalidated that this was anime shit. Fucking anime,
I'm telling you. You anime-loving sons of bitches. I'm not even gonna say anything about this song because you, you idiots, are gonna say that I like anime because of some shit. So fuck all of you, alright? I've had just about enough of this show. Alright? And by the way, I still got a shitload of donos, but donos or paws,
okay? Donos are paws. So just let everybody know. Baby, baby, the bella sent down. Baby, baby. Oh,
yeah. The dance and down and then a sound down. Baby, baby, the dad, don't down. Baby, baby, the belly sets up, you're gonna die. Baby,
baby, the daddy. I shouldn't even sing along, because then it's gonna be like, oh, Ghost Look, he's liking anime music. He's becoming an anime music connoisseur, huh? Jesus Christ. Man,
we got a lot of donos we still gotta do. Jesus Christ. All right. All right. Anyway,
thank you very much for that. That I guess was, I don't know, I guess Jap rap according to Junji Ito. Junji Ito requested that. All right. Anyway, thank you, Junji Ito. Let's go ahead and get to the next video here. Once again, donos are paused. We're trying to get through all these fucking donations. So my apologies to everybody out there who's been with us for almost nine hours. Okay,
so let's get to the next one. The next one has been requested by somebody by the name of Sounds Like a Rough Night. Well, yeah, tell me about it, dude. Anyway, Sounds Like a Rough Knight requested this and said, take a hit of some poo smoke and enjoy. I hope it's a decent song. That's all I got to say. I hope this is a fucking decent fucking song. All right. Anyway,
let's continue here. What is this? Put the PC shot on. All right. What is this? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking joking? Stay with me and love me through the night. I mean,
modern day music, by the way, dude. Modern day music. And what's up to Woke Millennial? I see you, baby. Ninja Geeti. Ninja Geeti from Woke Millennial, baby. Cheers, baby. Cheers. Woke Millennial denounced. What is this? Dragon Ball do-rag? Is that what this guy's rapping about? A fucking Dragon Ball do-rag? Oh,
Anime Shit Sucks00:07:27
my God. Look at his boing. His boing is all a bunch of goddamn anime characters. I mean, what the fuck? What the fuck? Look,
I'm thumbs down in this right off the bat, okay? I mean, a fucking black wood, but I've had enough, okay? Please, I've had enough of this anime shit, man. Please stop donating this shit to me, man. I'm trying to impress you, girl. Let me know how to wear the game. I mean, I can't believe I'm listening. Look at him trying to sip. And she's like, man,
get away from me, man. Dude, shit sucks.
I mean, this shit sincerely sucks.
I'm sorry that we are listening to this kind of fucking baghead bullshit, but it is what it is, you know?
It is what it is.
Once again, donos are paused, okay?
FYI.
We're trying to get through all these goddamn donations so yours truly can fucking show up, but dude, it's just, I didn't realize how many donos I have.
Is this guy in a fucking dumpster?
I guess anything for the content, huh?
Anything for the content.
Bulls are digging it like...
what's going on, brother? Come on over here, huh? She's got jungle fee. She's got jungle thieve. She's got jungle fever. All right. Anyway, thank you very much. Sounds like a rough night. Yeah, sounds like a rough night. It got even rougher with that fucking song being requested. All right. Anyway, let me get to the next one. And the next one is Winter Wolf. And Winter Wolf says,
Hey, Ghost, just wanted to thank you.
Been on a shitty project where I'm doing the work of 4Tex nonstop all night.
The show's made the day feel a bit better.
Cheers, and here's $20 for host choice.
Oh, man, I hate when people put me on the spot like this, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I need to have a list of fucking videos on.
I don't even have time for myself, okay?
So let me just put it that way.
I don't even have any time for myself.
So let me see here.
Let me see.
What do I?
Well, it's host choice, host choice.
I'm looking back in my history, and I'm trying to find something that, you know, maybe I watched here in the past, and maybe, I don't know, it's all your donos.
Look at this.
It's all your donations, all right?
I haven't really been watching YouTube as of late.
I've actually been binge watching a lot of HBO Max, which.
which is, you know, which is what I've, you know, been looking at here. But anyway, let me see if I can find something. If y'all can please give me some time, I don't mean to, you know, sit here and just mumble and stumble over my own tongue, but I am attempting to try to look at my history and if I could see, find something cool. Find something fucking cool here. Let me see if I can find something worth the shit. Here,
I've got something. You know what? This is a little bit of a little bit of a fucking palette cleanser. Why not? All right. All right. Let's just look at this. All right. And hey, Winter the Wolf, the reason I chose this is because I need a little bit of a palate cleanser. And I know that people are probably kind of just bearing with us, especially the people that have been with us for the entire eight hours and 45 minutes thus far. And this goes out to,
you know, all the people that are single guys out there. Remember, you know, it's good to appreciate the woman's athleticism. Wink wink. Is everybody ready? All right, Winter the Wolf. Thank you for host choice. Here, put the PC shot on. Look at this. All right. Well, women's pole vaultation is on the bottom. How about a little bit of pole vault? How about a little bit of pole vault? Oh,
yes. These are just for the athletes to feel their way through into the competition. A little bit of a palate cleanser there, huh? 425. A little bit of a palate cleanser. Of course,
slow-mo. Slow-mo. And by the way, it makes sense why this has got 5.4 million hits, huh? Oh,
yeah, no shit distilling. Thank you for reminding me of the diamond. I should have played that. Whoa! Pole vault a little bit. They're going to slow down this one a little bit. Of course,
she's bent over. They should have got that shot, but they didn't. I'm just saying, good athletics, you know, good pole vaulting,
if I don't say so. This broad knows how to work a pole, huh? Oh my god, almost failed because of the tits. Almost failed because of the tits. Here she goes again. Here she goes. If she can work the pole as she could before,
nobody knows. She almost did it. Once again, tits in the way. Good God. And of course,
Slow-Mo. Whoa! Anyway, there it is. A little bit of a palate cleanser there. Okay, to all the folks that are listening in this early bowler Friday morning. Once again,
the tits. Anyway, that was once again, host choice, courtesy of Winter the Wolf. Cheers to you, Winter the Wolf. Thank you very much for giving a little bit of host choice. And I know that I'm sure there's a lot of chaps in here that really appreciate it. All right. Anyway,
Mike Cock Trolls My Math00:14:35
let's continue here. Let's get to the next video. And this is a $50 bill by Mike Cock. What's going on to Mike Cock? Once again, $50 bill by Mike Cock. So let's go ahead and see what Mike Cock has in store for us for a little bit of a $50 bill. All right. What is this? All right. Hold on. Wait a minute. And are you fucking kidding me, Mike?
Are you fucking joking?
I mean, look at this fucking guy.
i make a comment about how i don't like math and look at this fucking my cock is trolling me about it Look at this.
Kindergarten.
My cock is trolling me about this stupid shit.
Look at, my cock thinks it's funny.
1 plus 3 equals...
4.
Mike Cock thinks this is fucking hilarious.
Two plus four equals.
And look, if y'all don't know, y'all are just tuning in earlier in the broadcast.
Okay, we had some stupid idiot fucking request some stupid brick bomb game show in which they use like I don't know mathematics and you know all this bullshit. I'm saying who the fuck cares about math? All right, as long as you can add, multiply,
subtract by whole numbers, fractions, decimals, and percentages. If you can do that, then that's all it is. All right. I mean, what the fuck is this crap? Five. Jesus Christ. And I know Mike Cock thinks this is funny. You know,
Mike Cock is probably thinking this is fucking hilarious, but I don't really appreciate this, man. Not one fucking bit. One. Not one fucking bit, man. Six plus. Ghost is learning. You know, fuck you, dude. Y'all are going to treat me like this. Y'all are going to treat me like this here. Y'all fucking watch this on your own. All right,
you fucking pieces of shit. All right. I'm taking a break. All right. I'm taking a break. You all fucking sit here and wax your fucking character. Fuck it. Fucking pieces of fucking crap. I bet you my cock is laughing his ass off right now. Huh? Here,
you all listen to this shit, alright? I'm gonna go fucking drain the main vein. Maybe even have a smoke or some shit. Alright? You all take this and eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Fucking piece of shit,
1 equals 1, 4 plus 3 equals...
7.
3 plus 0 equals 3.
7 plus 1 equals 8.
Six plus two equals eight.
Zero plus nine equals nine.
Three plus three equals.
And, by the way, math is racist.
Okay, math is fucking racist.
2 plus 2 equals 4.
Sorry, I'm back folks, I didn't mean to.
You know, throw two plus three equals.
I didn't mean to throw a shit fit, but you know, Jesus Christ five, five plus dude, all of you people that are laughing at this shit and saying you know what Ghost is learning?
Look at him.
He's learning, he's learning.
Look at him, yeah.
And somebody just donated a two dollar bill.
He said if this song was made by Michael McDonald, you would love it.
Admit it, you think the song sucks because Thundercat is black and dude, that was a stupid song.
You're talking about the idiot.
That was the fucking.
That stupid dragon ball do-rag shit.
That was stupid as fuck.
All right, that was so stupid, that was fucking dumb.
Four plus six equals.
We get it.
Ten yeah, all right go, fuck off, all right.
And to think my cock dropped a 50 bill for this shit.
Ten, my cock dropped a fifty dollar bill for this shit.
Zero equals.
eight yeah we get it all right we fucking get it Eight. Fuck you, selling coochie, gold star. Gold star on your fucking crack of your ass. Eight plus two equals. Ten. And I want to say donos or pause,
so please don't dono. I'm trying to get through these donuts. Dude, I don't know. Now I'm starting to think that I don't know if I'm going to be here Saturday, dude. I didn't realize how many fucking donos I still have to fucking do. And, you know, I'm not drinking. You know, I'm not. You know, I'm trying to do this in complete sobriety. I mean, at least when I drink, okay, when I was doing these shows, the drinking would provide calories, you know,
and I'd be able to fucking go full throttle and shit. I'm starting to wear down, all right? Four plus. I'm starting to wear down at this point in time. I mean, lest we forget, I got a fucking gout foot going on,
all right? I got a gout foot going on. Eight. Jesus Christ. Three plus six equals. And believe me, I want to drink.
You don't think that I want to fucking start taking one of these bottles of scotch and just fucking, just bottling that shit, fucking old school shoe knife style?
You bet I do.
Nine.
You bet I do.
Jesus Christ.
And I've got to play this because my cock thought it was hilarious and dropped a $50 bill for this.
Seven.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it, dude. This is ridiculous. You know, I'm going to try to do more smoke, but I feel like this more I smoke, the more I'm, like, you know, getting tired and shit. The more I'm like, man, Man.
You know, that's how I feel.
Five plus four equals.
That's how I feel.
For fuck's sake, all right?
And this is supposed to be a bowler Friday morning, all right?
Here, give me my smoke, all right, Give me a smoke.
Ten plus zero equals.
That's what I'm talking about.
I've got to hold it in and hit the brain.
Ten.
Two plus seven equals.
Oh, shit. Shit. Nine. Shut up, all right? Shut the fuck up in the chat room,
dude. I'm getting tired of you people, man. And you know, all this shit. And I, you know, you people just expect me to show up on a Saturday. We are approaching nine hours. Zero plus zero. Nine hours. It's almost six in the fucking morning here on a bowler Friday morning,
for fuck's sake. I got shit to do. I got shit to do today. I mean, I took a day or two off because of the fucking gout foot. Six. Oh,
Jesus. All right, how long is this? All right. I mean, Mike, come on. I cannot believe that I'm having to fucking watch this because you donated a $50 bill. Unfucking believable. Unfucking,
dude. I'm not even kidding around. Four plus five equals. Ah, Jesus. Nine. Yay,
spaghetti! Yeah! 1 plus 2 equals. 3. Oh, geez. I'm sorry, folks. I'm just, I'm just saying, dude. 8 plus 1 equals. Alright, I mean, can we fucking hurry up, man? God damn it, Mike Hock! 9. Look at it,
My cock is probably laughing his ass off!
God dammit.
Zero plus ten equals...
My cock is a dickhead, dude.
Ten.
Seriously, man, my cock is a dickhead.
Ten plus zero equals...
Why are they going on...
Didn't they just do ten plus zero?
Ten.
Didn't they just do this shit?
One plus four equals...
One meh meh meh meh meh meh meh...
Five.
Five.
Alright, dude.
I...
Fuck this shit, alright?
I can't believe that I'm fucking listening to all this.
Can we hurry the fuck up?
Can we hurry the fuck up, for Christ's sake, alright?
Jesus Christ.
you know what? Two. Put this faster. Put it faster. Alright, put it fucking here. 7 plus 3 equals. Alright, great. Alright, here we're finally. Finally. Hurry the fuck up. Jesus Christ. 10 plus 2 equals. Sounds better,
too. 12. I know math. I know my fucking math, you fucking piece of shit. 6. How you like that, huh? I know my math, you fuck. 6. 7! I know my math,
you fucking piece of crap. 7. Actually, the music does sound better now that I've fucking pushed it up. 8 plus 5 equals. Yay! Spaghetti! Yay! 8 plus 3 equals. No,
that's a hard one. 11. 11. 8 plus 4 equals. 12. Yay! 12. 0 plus 12. 8! 8! 8! 8. Alright,
we're almost done with Mike Cock's fucking little joke. 5 plus 6. 11! 11. Alright, hurry up, dude. I don't have time for this. 12. You see,
I know my math. 12. 9 plus 1 equals. Alright, let's hurry up. This is the last one here. At least it should be. 10. 9 plus 2 equals. Jesus Christ,
11. Hurry up! 11. 9 plus 3 equals. 12! Yay, spaghetti! Yay! I know math! 12. I know math. 12 plus 2 equals. 3! Yay! Yay! 3. Alright,
that's it. Thank you very much. Alright, thanks a lot. Alright, and what is it? Is that like a Jewish name right here? Oh, Jesus Christ. Hey, Mike Cock, you know what I got for what you just did to me right there? You know what I got? I got some of this here. Take away for this. Take away for some of that,
all right? Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef. All right, bitch. All right, can we get to the next dono here? Once again, donos are paused. I just want to reiterate that donos are paused. This next one is by Sergeant Mario 101. And Sergeant Mario said the following. If my math is correct,
The Stupidity of New Math00:07:23
this should be worth six minutes. He dropped a $25 bill. Please watch both videos. The first shows the new way schools are doing math, and the second one shows how stupid and why it's stupid. Excuse me. All right, let's go ahead and take a look at what, once again, Sergeant Mario has requested here. Okay, let's go ahead and do this. All right, let's go ahead and see. This is the first one. And the first one, Sergeant Mario, said,
the new way schools are doing math. All right, let's go ahead and get this in here. And by the way, the reason everybody is trying to show me math shit is because of a comment I made earlier about math. And now they think they're fucking cute by sending me math videos. And yeah,
yeah, real funny dickheads. All right, Sergeant Mario 101. Here we go. All right. What is this? Second grade Common Core math. Here's a quick video. A little sneak peek in the video. Oh, shit. Let me turn this down. Sorry about that. Well, not off. God damn it. Where is it? Where is it? Playback. Here it is. Normal. All right. Sorry about that, man. Second grade Common Core math. To be quite honest with you, I do see where they're trying to go with this new concept of teaching math. However,
I don't think that it is necessarily developmentally appropriate for a second grader. There's a lot of abstract concepts and things that they're just not quite ready to get if they haven't grasped the basic, I think,
math facts. So Michael came home and he had lots of blank pages on his math work. He's easy to explain. Explain lots of answers that weren't filled in. And I didn't really understand why he wasn't filling in the answers. One of the reasons was he wasn't focused and he was talking. But the root of the problem was that he didn't understand it. So I sat down with him last night and went over a few problems with him. And I'll be honest with you,
it took me a couple minutes to actually understand the concept they were wanting to teach so that I would be able to show you. So here is just a quick, simple problem. 8 plus 5 equals blank. So we all know that 8 plus 5 equals 13. And we learned that one,
we did with manipulatives. And two, we learned math facts and we memorized our math, our math problems, simple ones, so that we could just throw them out there and not have to think about it. Okay. They're breaking it down. They want them, instead of just writing 13 or counting on their fingers, to say, how do we break down the five so we can make this a 10? So Michael has to think, okay, this is eight. How many more do I need to make it a 10? Oh, well, I need two. Well, okay, well,
that's a two. So two plus what equals five. Oh, two plus three equals five. Okay, so now I can group eight and two. That gives me my grouping of tens. What the fuck? And then I add the three and I get 13. Well,
I think that that's great. That's a great way to do mental math. But this whole process right here is extremely abstract. Slow and retarded, just like Bob Tom just said in the chat. Anyways, that's just my little piece of how I feel about Common Core. I do think it's a great idea. I do think that it could be good for the lawsuit. You see,
what did I tell you? Math is racist. It's a bit challenging. Didn't I say math is racist? I told you. I told you. And the liberals are the ones that are trying to get this common core math bullshit, which is fucking ridiculous, all right? Which is fucking dumb. All right. Anyway, let's get to the second video by Sergeant Mario, who said the second video shows why it's stupid. So let's see Sergeant Mario's video,
second video on Common Core Math. Here it is. Sergeant Mario 101. Here it is. So in class, your children have been learning how to do area model to solve multiplication problems. This is very different from the way that we were taught in school. So I kind of wanted to give you guys some tips so you can help. It's fucking dumb. So first thing is we have our multiplication problem,
35 times 12. The first thing we need to do after that is expand these two numbers. We need to break it down into its tens and its ones. I've got three tens, which is 30. Oh my God. And five ones. So that is 30 plus 5. Great. Is 1 10 plus 2 1s. Okay,
so that's step one. The next step would be to draw a large box. All this to fucking solve a problem and some guy's getting into his fire equipment faster than solving it. We're going to put so far expanded numbers. So on the top,
I'm going to put 30 plus 5. And on the side, I'm going to put 10 plus 2. This is how they're teaching math. Are you fucking kidding me? I want you to draw lines through the middle and down it. And then in the very corner, We're still multiplying, so I'm going to put a big multiplication time.
Wow, no wonder people are so dumb.
No wonder we've got so many people out there riding in the streets.
We say 10 times this, 10 times that.
So first we're going to do 10 times 30.
Sometimes it gets a little tricky when we have those extra zeros on there when we're multiplying by 10.
Hey, look at the fireman, dude.
So I like to say 1 times 30 is 3.
He's already solved the problem, and he's fucking— And how many zeros do we have?
He's putting all his fire gear on and shit.
So we attach them to the end of the number.
So 10 times 30 is 300.
We did 10 times this, 10 times that.
10 times 5 is 50.
Good God, are you fucking kidding me?
And then we do 2.
We go down to the 2.
I mean, look at the fireman's fighting fires already.
and this bitch is still on the same problem. 2 times 30. 2 times 3 is 6. And between both of these numbers, I've only got the 1 0. Now this guy's tying knots. Look at this. 10 times 30 is 6. 2 times this, 2 times that.
Now I'm going to do 2 times 5.
2 times 5 is 10.
I filled up all my numbers on the inside.
Now all I have to do is add them up.
So over here I'm going to add.
300.
Why?
And I like to check them off as I go.
50.
60.
Oh, My God.
I can't believe this.
Make sure you line up your places, too.
0 plus 0 plus 10.
You see, math is racist.
0 plus 5 is 5.
5 plus 6 is 11.
11 plus 1 more is 12.
The fucking fireman's having coffee now.
He's already done with his job.
Fidel Castro's Historic UN Speech00:09:25
He's already done with his shit.
He's having coffee.
And that is your answer.
35 times 12 equals 420.
Al Quaine, 420.
Hey, Sergeant Mario 101.
I'm glad that you donated that, because I think people needed a witness what the hell Common Core is, because I just don't think that people understand how our children are being taught math.
I just don't think they understand it, dude. I kid you not. Very, very fucking sad. Very sad. Anyway, let me go ahead and let me see. What's the next one here? This next one is by, oh,
look at this. Interdimensional circle dropping a $20, $20 and said, give us a good red pill, ghost. Host choice. Cheers. Let me see. Let me see if I can find one,
dude. I mean, I should have like a whole array of these, but I don't. I really don't. It sucks. Jesus Christ. What should I show you guys? You know what? I got a good one. I got a good one. All right. How about I think,
let me see if I can find this before I even say that I can do it. All right. Here it is right here, as a matter of fact, okay? Here it is right here. What I'm about to show you is something very historical. Now, let me explain something about Cuba post Batista, which is the Fidel Castro era. Now, believe it or not, folks,
our CIA had a big to-do about how the Cubans out of the Sierra Maestra Mountains were able to overthrow Batista's army in Cuba. Now, believe it or not, we had CIA operatives out there with Fidel in the Sierra Maestra Mountains. And I'm talking about hardcore CIA agents like Frank Sturges. If you don't know who Frank Sturges is,
I think you should research that CIA operative. That dude was a fucking cold, stone-cold CIA killer operative. As a matter of fact, a lot of them are, but that guy especially, he was out there training Fidel and training and all the other goddamn peasants that they recruited out of the Sierra Maestra Mountains. And once they overthrew Batista, believe it or not,
they were allowed to come into the country and address the United Nations when the United Nations were gathering. And I believe it was 58, if I'm not mistaken. Let me make sure if they have the year here. No, they don't even have the year,
but I think it was 58 or 59, one of those years. And Fidel Castro is brought to the United States. And guess what? Because Castro at the time took over and didn't necessarily have the same things in mind as many of the folks that owned the natural resources in Cuba. And what ended up happening was that once Castro took over,
he nationalized every goddamn industry in Cuba. He also did a massive land reform, which was against what the CIA operatives that tried and successfully put him in power tried to direct him to. He was in his own world. He was taking land away from landowners and distributing it,
quote, for the people. He was doing a lot of shit. And by the way, there was a lot of U.S. corporate interest in Cuba that were nationalized and taken control by Castro's government. Now Castro,
let me bring this to this clip. Castro had his first trip to the United States at the United Nations. And once he landed, believe it or not, the corporations that owned the plane or had sold the plane for a payment system to the Batista government repossesses the plane. They repossess the plane. And as a result,
What ends up happening after this United Nations visit is that Fidel Castro is forced to ride with the Russians.
And that's what solidifies the communist fervor or the communist model for Cuba is the repossession of his plane when he gets here to America and him forcing to ride with the Russians.
And this is a forgotten clip of Castro actually talking English after the United Nations speech.
So go ahead.
Let's play it here.
it is have been provided by his friend christia because planes of his own country's airline have been impounded for debts since they landed in this country the scene at the airport offered the confusion that has come to be associated with the comings and goings of the cuban leader and here's how it looked and sounded
Fidel? Capital Melana. Simply because Sovietic are our friends. And here, you took our airplanes. You took our airplanes. I mean, look, pause this. He doesn't sound like that romantic fucking leader talking in that, you know, Spanish, lost a la mira la Cuba, no estada saliba salamira verga, and all that shit. Listen to this guy. This sounds,
this guy sounds like the cactus eaters that were doing my fucking lawn the other week. And the Soviet plane, Our airplane.
The American people, I think, is good people.
Yes, they have not to charge with the guilty of all the lies that publicity tell today.
The people of the United States is good people.
Ireland people is wonderful people.
United States people is very good people.
I like the American press.
But the American press.
Yes.
You, the reporters, are wonderful.
You, the writers, are wonderful.
Yeah, you want to know why?
Because the writers in America were writing favorably and romantically about the Cuban Revolution.
And they put Castro and fucking Che Guevara on a fucking pedestal.
Newspaper belongs to the monopoly here.
Say, as you know, two Cuban airplanes were catch our airplane delegation west of Cuba 2. And right now, We don't know if we can take the airplane to Cuba.
We don't know.
We don't know.
They took our plane.
We don't know.
And, believe it or not, this is because they repossessed his planes when he came to the United Nations meeting.
This is where the whole deal with Russia and Cuba becoming a Russian satellite came into play.
This was a very historical situation.
We were not sure.
And so Kurushov offered his airplane.
Kuruchov is a good friend, good Cuban friend.
Wonderful person.
Praising Khrushchev, which is the head of state for USSR at the time. Khrushchev, eat petroleum. You leave us without sugar. Khrushchev,
buy sugar. Here, you are your leader speak about aggression to Cuba. Khrushchev speaks about defending Cuba. You tried to take our friend. Khrushchev Lynn is our friend. Khrushchev is friendly. Well,
wait for the history. The history will tell what we are. Did you see that? They asked him if he's a communist and he said history will define who we are. What a fucking leftist scumbag. Castro climbed the ramp and then off to Cuba. His big contingent apparently went on something of a shopping spree here in New York. They loved the board humorous cardboard cartons. All right. Anyway,
that one right there was a very historical speech and it's significant in American history because Cuba, believe it or not, after Castro had taken it over, Dwight D. Eisenhower called Fidel Castro the Abraham Lincoln of the Caribbean. All right. And, you know, they were writing favorably about Castro and Che. And, you know, I mean,
Bigfoot, Nelson, and Paused Donos00:15:16
this is why people bolster these fucking scumbags because they, and I'm talking the mainstream media have always written about these scumbags as if they're, you know, I don't know, some kind of, you know, revolutionary,
romantic type of a situation. Anyway, here is the video if you folks are interested. Here it is right there. All right. Anyway, once again, thank you to Interdimensional Circle for that one right there. And by the way, donos are paused, okay? Donos are paused. Just letting everybody know. Anyway, Interdimensional Circle, cheers. And I really do appreciate the host choice, man. I really do appreciate it. Anyway,
let's get to Chandler. Chandler requested this one. And Chandler said, can someone get this little bastard out of here? He's real. You know it. And I know it. All right. Look, for those that don't know, because there's a lot of people that don't know the story about why, you know, the whole fucking Christmas and Santa Claus and all that shit. I told these people in good faith, and when I mean these people,
I'm talking about my fans or the people that are listening to me out here. All right. I told them in good faith that one of the reasons that I don't like even mentioning Santa Claus or, you know, I like the Christmas spirit. You know, I like the fact that you, you know, give gifts and, you know, give happiness to people and all that shit. But what I don't like about it is one time, okay, when I was a little boy,
my mom and pops, they took me to go see Santa Claus, okay? And, you know, it's like the proverbial shit that you see on the Christmas story. We wait in line, okay? Then when it comes to my turn,
I remember it like it was yesterday. I'm not even kidding. Once it gets to my turn, I'm sitting there and I'm trying to tell Santa what I want for Christmas. You know, I'm sitting there telling him. And as I'm like telling him, I'm trying to be as detailed as possible. All right. At some point in me telling him what I want for Christmas, he motions to somebody and says, can somebody get this little bastard? So that's why,
you know, all these idiots in the chat room are now like, ha ha, and all that crap. So anyway, Chandler requested this. And once again, he said, can you get this little bastard out of here? So let's go ahead, put the PC shot on. Chandler requested this. All right, here it is. And what is this? Footprint. It's Harry and the Hendersons. Footprint. Oh, yeah,
Bigfoot. I get it. I get it now. Bigfoot. Talk about Bigfoot. Yeah, I'm talking about all the time I could spare searching for the funny. So sad. Well, I didn't tell it so you could cry in your sprouts or whatever that was. Harry and the Hendersons, dude. This was a very interesting movie. Your father was. To say the least. And I like that. I think Dr. Rightwood. You know,
made it a comedy. It's a big difference between your story. And still incorporated the whole Bigfoot shit. No, no, no. You're kidding yourself. I remember what you told me when you came into my shop. That's Don Amici, by the way. R.I.P. Donamici. Can't you imagine what a Bigfoot would do to your home? Yeah, well, I can. Hey, Evil Ghostler, who just dropped the diamond,
The donos are paused.
I'll play him in a minute.
We're trying to get through all these doughnuts so I can even show up for a Saturday Night Troll Show.
So I'll get to you, dude.
There's no abominable snowman.
There are no Sasquatches.
There are no Big Feet.
Big feet?
Am I missing something?
Um.
my God. Give me a break. And they give Bigfoot such a goofy ass face. Dr. Rightwood, say hello to Harry. Oh,
my God. What the fuck? That's how my feet look. I'm not even kidding. My feet just look just like that. I've got deformed ass feet. I don't get it,
dude. I got these fucking humongous ass toes and shit. I've never shown my feet ever in my life. George has taught him how to see. To sit! We haven't quite perfected it yet. Hey,
Monkey Dela Rocha, I don't get it, dude. I don't get it either. I mean, they gave him such a goofy ass face. Harry and the Hendersons, dude.
Harry and the fucking Hendersons.
Anyway, Chandler, I appreciate that.
As a matter of fact, I think he got fucking banned from the chat room for some reason.
So let me take you off.
And that's because, I don't know, Distillin may have banned you because you were, I don't know, maybe being, he's trying to ban bots and he's trying to do a bunch of stuff.
So, you know, once again, cheers to Distillin and let's continue, shall we?
Horatio Nelson.
All right.
And by the way, let me go ahead and get to a dono here.
I believe this is Evil Ghostler.
Here it is.
Norse Brony, as Tom Lear said.
it's so easy, only a child could do it. All right, I don't know what the hell that meant, but okay. All right, that's the only one there since it wasn't like a fucking video dono because how many video donos we got to do? We still got to do a whole shitload more. And the next one is like an $80 one by Horatio Nelson. This is an $80 one by Horatio Nelson. And by the way,
cheers to Horatio Nelson, man. I do appreciate that. He's always consistent. You know, sometimes Horatio Nelson is a little trolly, but for the most part, he's a pretty square dude. And by the way, R.I.P. Vappy Vap, R.I.P. Vappy Vap, by the way. All right, let's go ahead and get to Horatio Nelson's video. All right, before it even gets later, dude, because Jesus Christ, I'm trying to, I'm trying to hurry up and, you know,
make sure that we can get done with these fucking donos so that yours truly can be here for a Saturday Night Troll show and conduct a little bit of internet tom foolery, to say the least. All right. All right. Anyway, let's continue here. And oh yeah, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and let me let me get to some fucking, let me get to some diamonds. I think I've been neglecting the diamonds for Christ's sake. Once again,
Woke Millennial with the Ninja Genie. Cheers to you, man. I appreciate it, man. All right, fucking Woke Millennial. We've got Distillen, and he said VB Longnecks on sale at Dan's, three for $11. Get in on it. Distilling dropped another diamond, and he said, you should have played Satisfaction by Ben Banassi. I really should. I mean, that's a gay test, that video,
all right? That video is a test on whether or not you're a homosexual. If you watch the Ben Banassi video, push me and then just touch me so I can get my satisfaction. Satisfaction. If you get that fucking song,
and if you take a look at that video, and if that video does nothing for you, then you are a homosexual, okay? All right. You are a homosexual. I'm just saying. All right. We got Scrodem T Baggins dropping a diamond. Nobody cares about Tenable Boomer. Okay, great. And Evil Ghostler says, my donos aren't showing. All right. All right. I'm sorry, dude. All right. I don't know what's going on here. Let me continue. Who is this again? Oh,
yeah. Horatio Nelson. $80 dono. And hold on, let me do the math on this first because I want to get this right. As a matter of fact, this may be a $100 dono because he made a dono before and he said for, you know, merge that dono with this one. So let's go with, oh, Jesus Christ. What am I supposed to do here? Let me see. Let me see here. Hold on just a second,
folks. All right. All right. Let's just go ahead. I think we could play about 20 minutes of what we're about to do here. I think this is about 20 minutes for a $100 bill, if I say so correctly. And by the way, I want to be honest with you. When I moved into this new fucking place, I thought that, I don't know, we wouldn't hear like too many fucking vehicles. And it almost sounds like I can hear more vehicles now,
man. What a fucking piece of shit, man. All right. Let me hurry up and move out of this house so I can get a, so I get a badass fucking, I don't know, some kind of a fucking mansion or something. I don't fucking know. I'm just joking. Me and Mrs. Ghost ain't going to do that, man. We just, we're probably going to move into another real estate opportunity in which we can live in it for a minute and then fucking sell it for a profit. That's what we've been doing for the past several properties that we lived in. Anyway,
let's get to Horatio Nelson. He did donate a $100 bill. So if we divide $100 bill, that's, you know, $420. Okay. And I typically, you know, four minutes per 20 buckers. So that's 4, 8, 12, 16, 20.
So it's about 20 minutes.
And the reason I'm saying this, folks, is because guess what Horatio Nelson just fucking donated.
You guessed it.
Fucking tenable.
Fucking tenable.
Fucking tennis.
We gotta watch 20 minutes of tenable.
20 minutes of fucking tenable.
Hello, and welcome to Tennibles.
I mean, look at this guy's suit.
He's got a little Tonka toy box.
And on top of that, he's got a 78.
And you said the field that you'd be rolling in it.
But if you said hair dryer, well, you'd be full of hot air. The more top tens our team can beat, the greater their channel. I mean, Horatio Nelson today's team. This is the Gertlushes. I mean, you are forcing me to watch at least 20 minutes. So, tell me what you're doing. Oh, man,
look at this. We're from Bristol. Wow. Look at this multicultural family. Look at this. Gertlush, indeed. Okay, team. Here's hoping for some luscious lists today. Let's play tennis. He's got jungle theme team and he's got jungle theme. Okay, the Gertlushes, it's time to release the first question. The 10 longest running scenarios. Once again, donos are paused, okay? Dono's or paused. As captain,
it's up to you to decide who's best equipped to tackle this musical top 10. I think the best person's got to be Johnny. Johnny! Johnny, please join me to play Tennibal. Or Johnny! You know, he's mixed green, so he's got big brains, you know. I understand you're an air cadet. Yes. Any stories? Quite a few, but that's right. Everything, face paint the lot. Went to Tesco's with my sister. She went to pick me up. Then, as I left Tesco's,
got into the wrong car. Wait a minute, this is obviously not this brother's kid. I sort of got out of the car, but left. I mean, this is the one. This is not this brother's kid. She screamed again. As I look through the window, I can see her face just laughing, going backwards and forwards in the other car. Just a second, just to rewind. Why were you out in your full camo gear and the face? Oh, we've been doing like some night erupts. We'd been just out in the middle of the woods. What are you in the woods for there,
huh? What are you going to have? You went to get some facial cleanser. Yeah, exactly. You know, I was a sergeant in the army, but I got kicked out after a terrible misunderstanding. I offered to show a visiting dignitary my privates. Oh, my God. Good one, babe. Okay, Johnny, time for you to take it. Who the fuck is writing this midgets material? Seriously. Who the fuck is doing this? Here's how the game works. You need five tenable answers to put £1,000 in Yachting. Once again,
Horatio Nelson requested this. And because he dropped a $10 bill, we got to watch 20 fucking. The 10 longest running West End musicals with an original score. And I'll just clarify this for you. We are looking for the 10 musicals with the most performances in London's West End that have an original score. Jesus. Now,
this is based on the Society of London Theatres. Who gives us 15th of January 2019? To be clear, this list does not include jukebox musicals that are based or largely based on the music. Jukebox musicals of a performer or group. Now,
is that clear? Yes, sir. Fabulous. Best of luck, Johnny. Let's get your first musical on the ball. All right, let's see if Johnny can do it, eh? Cuts. Great. Let's see. Yeah, that's I think that's precaution, right? Cats tennis. Fucking cats. That's a good fucking. Yeah,
that's a good fucking guess, sir. How about anybody in the chat room? I'm gonna go with wicked next. Wicked? Wicked answer. Wicked. Is wicked tennible? Monkey DeLa Rochester says rent. Comrade Shekilov says Chicago. Is it wicked? Yes,
it is. Excellent. You're doing very well. Now, Johnny, you have one life, which means you can make one mistake, but any more than that will eliminate you from the game. The team has three nominates to use across the show. If you can't think of an answer, you can nominate it. I think if he gets all these tennibles right now, I think it's confirmed for David for this guy. If he gets all these, it's confirmed for David. Let's see,
Phantom Opera and Tough Choices00:04:50
shall we? Is Les Miserable tennible? Le Miserabla Le Miserabla. Gotta be in that top three now. There it is, right at the top of the list. No need to be Miserable. You're doing very well. Three correct answers on the board, Johnny. I'm pretty sure Starlight Express is one. Yeah. I'm gonna go with that one next, please. Okay,
To take you one step closer to £1,000 and a place in the final.
Is Starlight Express in this list?
Starlight Express.
Never heard of it.
Very good.
Confirmed for POOT.
Have we got another answer?
I'm gonna go with Phantom Of The Opera.
So, 1,000 pounds and a place in the final.
Is the Phantom Of The Opera our fifth tenable answer?
Oh, shit, we're gonna get an advertisement, man.
Oh, man.
What do we have to do?
Today's a big day for Helen and her team.
What the fuck is this?
But they've been working like crazy.
Get this fucking goddamn stupid Zoom clone out of my face.
All right.
Here it is.
Phantom Of The Opera.
Let's do this.
Hurry up.
Hurry the fuck out.
All right.
What do we got?
Oh! Confirmed for Poops, you love tenable answers, and you've won a place in the final. We'll also add that £1,000 to your prize fund. Well confused. Confirmed. You know, Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I just wanted to let everybody know.
I mean, he kind of looks like a power bottom.
But I do want.
If you play on, you'll be on the bottom.
I mean, he looks like he ate.
And Auntie Adora can no longer overrule you.
You do still have a life.
I don't think it's a good idea.
How come this guy looks like this and the mother and father look like a darker, complexed couple?
I don't know.
I don't know about this.
I don't know about this.
I'll go for one more definitely.
Bravo.
He's got to go for it.
I'm going to go with Beauty And the Beast.
Ooh, Beauty And The Beast.
I don't know about that one, dude.
I don't know about that one.
Beauty And The Beast.
Tenable.
Ooh, that's a tough one. This is a tough one here. I don't think this is going to. Yeah,
I didn't think so. Beauty and the final. Beauty and the ball. You've lost your life now, Johnny. So be careful here. Come on. How about Chicago? Chicago. And you'll lose the money you've banked. I'm going to go with Chicago. Hey! Chicago! Without looking at the title. Unfucking believe. I can't believe you just said Chicago. Don't worry though. Okay,
so for £2,500. Yes. Is Chicago tenable? Is it tenable? Well done. Chicago. Don't look so worried about it. This is something to celebrate. But do remember,
you've lost that life. So give me an incorrect answer. How about lose that money you've banked? How about rent? Rent's always been around. Come on. Yeah, why not? Only it once. Blood Brothers. Blood Brothers. Stop them. Somebody stop them. So for £5,000,
is Blood Brothers tenable? I've never heard of it, but maybe this is big in Britannia or some shit. I have no idea. Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah? No. Scary,
that, wasn't it? Yeah, that one was when it was third. You doing really? Hey, Texas History Teacher. That's a good one. Fiddler on the roof. But do remember that life. I'm going to sit down, I think. Yeah. Your sister was about to feel over. How about Romeo and Juliet? That's £5,000 to your team's prize fund. How about join Artie Adora? Romeo and Juliet. Congratulations. Before you sit down, though,
Top 10 Biblical Boy Names00:14:04
let's reveal the three missing musicals here, shall we? What would you have said next? Lion King. Lion King. Lion King. What the fuck? Are you joking? What is behind number 10? Miss Saigon. Miss Saigon. I remember that. Jesus Christ. Billy Elliott,
the musical. Billy Elliott the Tennessee. And number five. The Lion King. You didn't bring it. You've added to your prize fund and your return later. £5,000. A little bit of £5,000 here. That ain't too bad for the sports. So team,
look, you've got £5,000 in your prize fund. Let's see if you can add to that. It's time to look at your next top 10. Top 10 boys' names, which are titles of books in the Bible. Oh, my God. So, Adora, as Councillor, you need to decide which of the best person for this one. Katie. Katie, it's time to play tenable. Oh, shit. It's titles. It's titles in the Bible. Oh,
my word. Surprised. You're surprised, are you? Yeah, my dad knows them really well as well. Auntie Adora has a plan. Okay. Look, everybody's already saying that Daniel knows. So welcome to the game. Now, I hear you're an adrenaline junkie. Yes. Yeah? What sort of things do you get up to? I've done a skydive and a bungee swing I did with James. This is her daughter and an afternoon question. This is their daughter. What's wrong? Seriously,
what's wrong with this picture? I think I'm actually more nervous at this. Are you? Yeah. Wow. So are you ready to play tenable? Yes. Fabulous. Here's your top 10. Top 10 boys' names, which are titles of books in the Bible. Just clarify for you. We're looking for the 10 most popular names given to baby boys born in England and Wales in 2017 that also feature in titles of books in the King James Bible. All right,
we saw Peter Daniel. Let's get your first answer on the board. Who's next? Do you feel like you've just been pushed out of a plane? Joshua. Joshua. Yes. All right,
let's see. First tenable answer. Forgot all about Joshua. There's Joshua at the top of the list. Robin,
Richie. Very top of the list. Okay, I'm gonna try Samuel. Samuel? Is Samuel in this list? Is Samuel in the list? Yep, There he is.
Oh, she knows her Bible, baby.
She knows the Bible.
Daniel.
Daniel, let me get to the damn Daniel.
There she goes.
There she is!
You have three correct answers on the board.
You still have your life, your three nominates, and Auntie Adora has the overall button.
I've got one, but I don't know if there's two out there.
But I'm going to guess Ezra.
Ezra.
Yeah.
Ezra.
So to take you one step closer to £1,000 out of place in the final.
Is Ezra tenable?
Is Ezrael tenable?
Oh, Ezra. Oh, most popular man. Out there, but not one out there. Yeah. This is your last chance to nominate now, and Auntie Adora's last chance to overrule. I'm going to guess Luke. So for £1,000 and your place. Luke is there. Is Luke our fifth tenable answer? Fuck the suspense,
I know. That six seven means you've got five tenable answers and we'll add one thousand pounds to your prize fund. Well done. More importantly, though, Katie, it means you've won a place in the final. Now, Katie, you can stop here if you wish, but there are still five answers left. I think she can do it. I think she's indeed. You still have a life? You can make one mistake. I'll be right back. Pay attention to the midget. Okay,
I'll be right back. I gotta drain the main thing. Try Matthew. Okay, let's see. Is Matthew a tenable? Little less than six minutes left. So enjoy. Hold on, let me see if she gets this one. Let me see if this bitch gets this one. Matthew, I think this chick's got it. I think this chick has it, man. Excellent. All right,
I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Pay attention to the midget. I'll be right back. I'm gonna kick. Guess Jonah. Jonah. Yeah. I'm not sure about this one. But we'll see. You haven't looked particularly sure about any of them,
I will say. So for £5,000, is Jonah tenable? Oh,
I'm afraid that was untenable, Katie. Jonah is 11th on the list. Unlucky. You've lost your life now. Oh, then sit down. You're going to sit down. I'll not risk that. No hesitation. No. Okay,
so you've decided to take the money. We'll add the £2,500 to your prize fund and you're guaranteed a place in the final with your captain. Thank you. Before you do sit down, though, let's reveal these missing names. What's behind number 10? John. There you go. Number nine. Joel. Number five. Jude. And number two is James. James James. Yeah,
I shouldn't have got that one. But Katie, you've done brilliantly. You've added £2,500 to your prize fund, giving your team a total of £7,500. And you'll be back later on to play for number one. Well done. Right after the break,
the next member of the Gertlushes takes on their very own game board. Can they light it up with 10 good answers? You'll see right after this. Welcome back to Tenable,
where the Gertlushes have been tenaciously tackling some top 10 towers. So far, Johnny and Kate have made it through to the final and they've banked a sizzling £7,500. Let's get straight on with our next top 10. Top 10 nations in the 2018 Commonwealth Games medal table. So,
Auntie Adora, who's the right person for this one? I think it's going to be James. James, please join me to play Tenable. All right, James. Hi there. Welcome to the game. Thank you. How you doing? Bit nervous,
but no, good to go. Don't worry about a thing. So what do you do for work? I teach business and IT. Are you in charge of the IT at home? Yes, unfortunately. So whenever there's a problem, I usually get called around the house to sort everything out. What does he do? Turn it on and off again and walk away? So are you ready to play tenable? Yes. Great. Here's your top 10. Top 10 nations in the 2018 Commonwealth Games medal table. I've got some clarification here,
so listen carefully. We're looking for the top 10 national teams that won the most gold medals at the Gold Coast Commonwealth Games 2018. Medals are counted by event, so any team event such as hockey would be counted as a single medal. Some of these nations are sovereign states, while others are national teams that represented parts of a larger country. Is that clear? Yep,
lovely. Fabulous. How do you feel about this question? Not too bad. I've got a few, but we'll see how it goes. All right. Best of luck, James. Let's get your first answer on the board. So I'd like to start off with Australia, please. Okay. Is Australia our first tenable answer? There they are in the gold medal position,
having won 80 gold medals. So next I'll go Jamaica, please. All right, let's see. Is Jamaica tenable? Gotta be top five. Jamaica was 11th on the list,
having won seven gold medals. So James, you've lost your life now. Be careful. Indeed, yeah. One more untenable answer means you'll leave the game through the vortex with nothing. Can I go for England, please? Okay,
let's see. To keep you in the game, is England tenable? Yep,
there it is at number two on the list. Good work, James. So don't forget, you have lost that life. So thank you. Got your nominates. Yes, can I use a nominate, please? Who would you like to nominate? I would like to nominate Mike,
please. Mike? I would say South Africa. I like the sound of that. You like the sound of that? I do indeed, yes. So, once again, to keep you in the game, is South Africa a tenable answer? Sorry,
it took you a little longer. Good use of the nominate. Well done, Mike. Thank you. Excellent work. So, they're not just for you, they're for the entire time. Unfortunately, as I was draining the main vein, the chicken wings that I had before the damn fucking show all of a sudden was like, oh, God, man, we were saucy. I can't remember how many medals they won. So we're going to be able to do it. So, anyway, sorry about that, folks. My apologies, all right. Let's see,
shall we? Is Scotland tenable? Is Scotland tenable? Well, they put the white man. Yep, there I am. One more answer stands between you and a place in the final and £1,000. I mean,
seriously, man, I nearly fell in. I might use another nominate. I don't want to look at the team at how they're reacting to that. But who would you like to nominate then? I will go for Mike again. He knows his stuff. Okay, here it is. Mike, he's like, I don't know if I know too much here. I think it's Kenya. Yeah, I had them in my top three that were circling my head. So I'll go with Mike's answer of Kenya. So,
for £1,000 and your place in the final, is Kenya our fifth tenable answer? Kenya! Oh, Jesus, please don't be wrong, man. You're going to be letting all the brothers down, white boy. Oh, James, that was untenable. Now, 14th on the list. Oh, Mike. Well,
sadly, you haven't added any money to the prize fund and you haven't secured your place in the final. Before we say goodbye to you, though, I'm sure you're keen to find out which countries. Yeah, I'm sure he is. He just fucking lost his head from the team. Canada. That was one of my three. New Zealand as well. Well,
let's have a look, shall we? What's behind number 10? Cyprus with eight gold medals. Number nine, Nigeria. Nigeria. Nine gold medals. Number seven is Wales. Ten gold medals. Number five,
New Zealand. Number four, Canada. Mike, why did you get in that one? No, shit. Why didn't you kick Canada? India. And India. Well,
James, it saddens me to say you are terrible at tenable. Goodbye. Terrible at tenable. Get out of here. Don't look back. Get out. Get out. Here we go. It's the mysterious vortex where all of man's greatest fears are realized. Shut up. Warwick Davis,
all right? Shut your mouth. We have one more top 10 for our team before Captain Adora phases her list and attempts to win back James Jesus at the final. Their prize fund currently stands at £7,500. But can they add to that pot? Mike, you're the only teammate left to play. All right. We're going to stop it there. It's at 22 minutes and 31 seconds. So once again, cheers to Horatio Nelson for requesting that one right there. Okay, I appreciate that. All right. Hey,
Asia Carrera's Gaming Ego00:09:52
wait a minute. We got Geno X 1987. Isn't house flipping also often affiliated with the mob? Well, I don't know about that, dude. I don't know about that. Anyway, donos are paused, okay? We've got a few more don'ts to do. I think like three more. And then after that, we are done. And I got to put an end to the broadcast. I want to be honest with you. Did y'all hear that fucking crotch rocket? God damn it. Anyway,
once again, I was supposed to do a drain of the main vein. And unfortunately, I had a whole bunch of hot wings before I came onto the show. And I like to, you know, do like very,
very hot hot wings. You know what I'm saying? And I add like extra sauce. And what I do is I fucking dip the hot wings into the sauce to make it fucking saucy. And I usually go like through like three containers of just dipping wings and shit. Anyway, it fucking caught up to me. I'm telling you right now, it's caught up to me. And, you know, there's some kind of bubble in action going on in my stomach. And, you know, I had to go to the toilet. And yeah,
I think you all get the point.
But anyway, let's get to the next video here.
This next video was requested by Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
And Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu said the following.
I missed the early 2000s.
So let's go ahead and see what Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu has in store for us here.
And this is the early 2000s.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
I'm Asia Carrera.
I'm a player.
Can't you see I'm busy?
What up, gamers?
I'm Tommy Lee.
Come on.
Oh, dude.
Wasn't Asia Carrera a porn star?
I may be mistaken.
I think it was Toby Kai, I'm thinking of. Never mind. And this is only coming in through one ear, just FYI. But here, let's go ahead. Players, players. Oh,
yeah. Asia Carrera was a porn star. Thank you very much. Hello, gamers. I'm Asia Carrera. Yeah, look, adult film star. I knew she was. Okay, we're going to check out what I do in my normal routine after I get home. She's trying to simp to gamers in hopes of trying to extend her like career. Yeah,
oh, yeah, real funny. Real fucking funny. Eye contact. Come on. Was she living in an apartment or what? Yeah,
I knew Asia Carrera was a fucking porn star. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. My teddy bears. And these are all from fans. They send them to me. And I have paintings that fans made for me. It's a lot cheaper than buying actual paintings by a known artist. Yeah,
I'm sure you know an artist. And I'm sure the artist did that pro bono. Yeah, a bathtub with his bones. And I like to chill out in my bathtub and take bubble baths. Oh,
how quaint I like to be in my double bath again and wishing I could get gangbanged by a bunch of gamers. Lots of clothes, but it's divided up into the clothes that I wear on set. And then these are my real-life clothes. There's a definite line down the middle. Oh,
yeah, great. Are we supposed to be talking about how this bitch is gaming or some shit? Are we supposed to be talking about her games? You have a lot of occasions when you would need a bikini and a winter coat on the same day. This is my pool temple room where I play pool,
although not very well. Well, at least she has a pool table. These are my awards. This is nobody gives a shit about your cop sucking your words, literally, you know what I mean? Being an ultra-butt-kicking fragger. This is where I do my website merchandise sales. I fill all the orders. Website merchandise. That's great. I have my DVDs,
sipping amies, this is a workroom. This room is depressing to me. This is my gaming room. Oh, here's her gaming room, by the way. This is where it all happens. This is my main room. It's filled with all her pornography pictures, but it's her gaming room, okay? More. All my babies are Frankenstein boxes. I filled them all from the ground up. Oh,
great. Just put together the fucking shit on a goddamn motherboard and then putting it in a box. Yeah, real fucking difficulty. My husband directed. And they needed a computer that would look kind of, you know, camera friendly. And so I figured this would be a good one. I just added lights and stuff to the decent case. I also added a remote control so that I could turn it on from across the room. Yeah, by the way, take a look at old internet,
man. That old fucking Netscape Navigator Google browser. People are sometimes in doubt that it's actually me who's doing it. Well, this is how I taught myself. Here's the proof of the pudding. These are all my books. And a lot of the dummies' books. I'm very fond of the dummy books. Yeah, yeah,
she knows Linux command lines. Java room and Linux and stuff. You know, you have to know at least a little bit of basic C. Everybody always asks me about it because they find it so hard to believe. And I would love to show you my membership card. Can you? Why don't you play a game for us? How about that? Why don't you just pretend like you're a gamer and play a fucking game,
please? All right? Not a bimbo. Jesus Christ. Be done with it like that. I have tons of games that people have sent me. Tons of games people have sent me. All right, look, there's quite a new tournament and it's been autographed by all the guys who made the game. I met with the legendary Cliffy B. Oh, great. Cliffy. Did you give him a service? Did you give him sex? My number one fan. Hugs and Rockets. Yeah,
hugs and rockets. I know what he means by that. Have you seen this at your local store? Huh? Unreal tournament jacket? Some fucking gamer gave that to you because you licked his whatever. Alright, shut up. This is mega goddess.com. And that's my player name, of course. And I have all my skins here available for download. Oh, I mean, this is her. This is a marketing. This is the skin that I use. Dude,
this is sad. So when I run around, this is sad. This is not even showing her gaming. Look at this. This is all this fucking marketing shit for her to put into her fucking money in her pocket. Where's the fucking gaming, you dumb cunt? And by the way, your fucking face is stretched like hell. I don't think so. It looks like a piece of gum over a fucking previous frag fest with screenshots and video clips and all the maps that we use on my server, all the skins that we use. My server,
all the skins we use on my server. This is not gaming. I mean, gamers should have been pissed back then, but of course they weren't. They're like, oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. I will be giving this G4 guys. Yeah,
I'm going to go ahead and get her skin.com. Download on G4TV.com. Are you fucking serious? And capture the flag. Depending on whether I feel like I want to work with a team or not, sometimes I'm in a bad mood. This bitch tried to create her own game. I mean, Jesus Christ, the ego is stuck. I mean, you're a cum dumpster with all due respect, Ron. All right. I mean,
all you do is know how to ejaculate penises very attractively on camera. All right. I mean, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. For Christ's sake. I like this server because they use my skins,
but when I thanked them for using my skins, they told me to shut the hell up. You're not Asia Currer. Okay, well, what am I going to do? How am I going to argue with that? This bitch is full of herself. I hate bitches that are full of themselves. Gaming is a big part of my life, even though people don't see it. You haven't even played a fucking game! Except your own fucking game. Usually I play before bed every night. That's how I unwind. Well, I mean,
this is my playing when I get too tired because it kills my stats. Usually I'm ranked in the top about 5%. Somebody just mentioned that Carrera is a member of Mensa. Mensa doesn't mean shit. 10,000 screenshots of it. You pay Mensa enough,
you can be a member. I'm not fucking kidding. Give me a break. All right? Beautiful Viper. It's my dream car, but I can't. Mensa doesn't mean shit. I could just see the subtitles. Asia Currer, Learning to Drive a Stick. Yeah. Fans volunteer. This bitch service cocks till ejaculation on camera, and she's in Mensa. Get the fuck out of here. It looks like our time is almost up, and I guess I should wind this down. But can't you see I'm busy? Go fuck off. I'll see you online,
and you can take yourself to the door. Don't mess up my stats, though, okay? Stupid thumb cunch. Get this cunt off my fucking screen. Get this stupid cunt off my screen for Christ's sake. She does not live in San Antonio. Shut up,
Point of No Return00:08:56
all right? Anyway, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu requested that, and I do agree with him. The early 2000s, all right. Memories in the corner of my mind. Hey, what is this? Marshall Bernsey. Holy shit,
you're still up. Yes, I am. All right. And by the way, Marshall Bernsey, donos are paused, okay? All right, anyway, let's get to the next Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu dono because Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu did a back-to-back. So let's go ahead and get to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu's second video. Cheers to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu. And he said,
90 years old and still kicking ass. All right. So let's see what Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu is talking about in this next video with a back-to-back. And by the way,
cheers to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu. He's talking about none other than Tom Soul. 90 years old. I can't believe Tom Soule is 90 years old. Well, I must say, I'm regarded as pessimistic. I was never pessimistic enough to think that things would degenerate to the point where they are now. Where adult human beings are talking about getting rid of the police,
where they're talking about reducing the number of police, reducing the resources put into police work. I can't believe it either, Mr. Sol. Dr. Sol, by the way. Over what they were just a year ago. I can't believe it either. In 2019,
I never dreamed we'd come to this point. Pause this. By the way, if you don't know who Tom Soule is, he is the prodigy of the great Milton Friedman. He is a pro-capitalist conservative intellectual, a member of the Hoover Institute,
and he's been an opponent of all the affirmative action laws, all the special treatment that's given to certain groups, and he has been an opponent of the welfare state ever since the 60s when it began. And he is a premier patriot,
if I say so myself. So let's go ahead and go to the next one. It just seems such utter madness. And what is frightening is how many people in responsible positions are caving in to every demand that is made,
repeating any kind of nonsense that you're supposed to repeat. I do believe that we may well reach a point of no return. I hope that we're not at the point of no return. I think we're at the point of no return. Overcame many problems in its long history,
but eventually it reached a point where it simply could no longer continue on. And much of that was from within, not just the barbarians attacking from outside. By the way, the California legislature, I don't know whether I can't sort out whether it's actual legislation or it was a resolution, non-binding resolution. Tell them you can't find a more based black gentleman than Dr. Tom Soule,
maybe Supreme Court Justice Thomas. All right. And there's a couple of black intellectuals out there that I may mention, but let's listen to the rest of Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu's video. Hey, Venezuel, something moved in the California legislature calling for formal reparations to African Americans. How do you respond to that? One, I know and they know it's not going to happen. So what we're looking at is someone who wants votes or followers,
and that this will get them votes or get them followers and finances. But it's not, all it will do is simply tear the country apart. All right. You hear this phrase, systemic racism here on our college campuses. You hear it from very wealthy and fabulously famous sports stars. You hear it from media types. You hear it. First of all, What does that mean?
And whatever it means, is it true?
It really has no meaning that can be specified and tested in the way that one tests hypotheses.
It does remind me of the propaganda tactics of Joseph Goebbels during the age of the Nazis.
And I know he's supposed to have said that people will believe any lie if it's repeated long enough and loud enough.
And that's what we're getting.
I don't think it's one of many words that I don't think even the people who use it have any clear idea what they're saying.
Their purpose is served by having other people cave in.
And you know, Dr. Saul, I noticed most people who use that phrase don't live in the communities that they claim to be supporting and defending. That is a lot of people who aren't except on Thanksgiving to hand out turkeys. Others throw their money into these communities for a school or so forth,
but they don't live there. They don't send their kids to school there. They live among the quote-unquote systemically racist, I suppose. And isn't this part of the problem with the Marxist left? They're absolute hypocrites. They claim they want equality for all. They claim that there'll be the withering away of the state,
the police departments reimagine law enforcement and so forth and so on. And yet every time you look at a Marxist state, it is an authoritarian, top-down, centralized police state. Is it not? Absolutely. All the time. Every time. Every time. Social class differences. They create their own nomenclature who have their own stores that they alone can shop in,
their own medical facilities, their own everything. I want to know if you agree with me or not. You don't have to, obviously. I see the 1860 election and the 1864 election as the two most important elections in American history. And now I see 2020. I think it's the equivalent. I think it absolutely is. Even apart from the candidates,
we're talking about the 1776 project versus the 1619 project. And you can see where the Democrats have tied into the 1619 project. And many of the Republicans are trying to defend the founding in the 1776 project. Do you see it that way? Well,
what I see is that if the election goes to Biden, there's a good chance that the Democrats will then control all three,
all the two branches of Congress and the White House. And considering the kinds of things that they're proposing, that could well be the point of no return for this country. You're damn right. And he's talking about the very end. And I don't think he's hyper-sensationalizing that. I think he's telling the honest truth. So I do have to say,
once again, cheers to Dr. Thomas Soule, 90 years old and still kicking. And I do want to say cheers to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, man. I do appreciate it. And a lot of people that are in the chat room appreciate it, even though we got a bunch of fucking trolls just trying to be a fucking jerk dick and not understanding that this election is very important. Very, very important. And I just want to say that if you can vote,
go out and vote and vote not just Donald Trump for president, Republican down ticket. Just vote Republican down ticket. We cannot have the Democrats in the state of mental capacity that most of them are in getting control of this government because it will be the end of this fucking country. And I agree with Tom Soule. It'll be the point of no return,
given the fact that you have got Antifa, Black Lives Matter, riots, looting, and violence being accepted as a political tool by the Democrats and the left. This is very dangerous. And I don't like the fucking looks of what's going on here. So please,
once again, go out and vote, even if you think that your vote means shit. All right, please go out and vote. All right. We are at the last donation that we have in store here. And once again, donos are paused. And I was trying to get out of here a little early. Obviously, that's not the case. It has been 10 hours and 13 minutes doing this broadcast. So with that being said,
Poindexter Rose Reads Diamonds00:02:26
let me get to the last video dono. And it's by none other than GenoX1987. And according to GenoX1987, he is turning 33, today or yesterday,
whatever it was. So happy birthday, Geno X1987. Let's go ahead and continue here. And oh yeah, let me read a couple of diamonds here. All right, we got some diamonds. We've got El Fox Oloco, this homo is A-R-T-B-E ass ready to be eaten. Jesus Christ, man. All right. Poindexter Rose. Kane first soul next. Okay,
fuck off, asshole. All right. No wonder Poindexter Rose. Read the fucking read the diamonds. Yeah, fuck you. All right. Let's get to the last video. Geno X 1987. And he didn't say anything. So let's go ahead and get to the Geno X 1987 video. Happy birthday,
Gino. Here it is. What is this? Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore? And I'm teaching my kids how to make pizza and they ask me, oh, where'd you make pizza? Bitch,
I made it in Florence. That's where I made pizza. So she's going to call her grandkids, bitch. Oh, it's Beavis and Butthead. Are Uncle Juicehead and Grandpa Gorilla going to help us make pizza? Grandma Jaywow, where did you get syphilis? Yeah, tell us that story, bitch. Beavis and Butthead. Beavis and Butthead. Yeah,
she doesn't speak Italian. She's an Indian. Check out the headdress. Come on. You know what I mean? What a bunch of idiots. And by the way,
who's keeping these people employed? Who's keeping these two pricks employed? All right. He loves hot salami. See, he means schlong. Vinny and Paulie, I'm tired of seeing these two pricks on antinomi. Who the fuck is watching MTV and keeping these fucking idiots employed? I mean,
Greta Thunberg at Hogwarts00:02:14
this is an embarrassment. All right. These dumbass Italian meatball-eating pieces of shit are an embarrassment to American culture. Unfucking real. Look at this fucking idiot. Look at these fucking idiots. They don't have sex and they don't fight. And they're just way too much demons. What a joke. What a joke. And what is this? Skrillex? Oh, I'd love to hear Beavis and Butthead's view on Skrillex.
Whoa, that's cool.
Yeah, that child molester just messed with the wrong preschooler.
What makes you think he's?
That looks like Greta Thunberg.
That looks like Greta Thunberg Is that Greta Thunberg I think maybe this is supposed to be her dad.
He's like never should have sent that kid to Hogwarts.
That looks like fucking Greta Thunberg.
Dude, That's really cool and everything, but how come he doesn't just call 911 himself? And by the way, I can't believe Skrillix was actually a fan of one anyway. Yeah, he'd be like I told my niece we couldn't go see Smurf again and then she like started warping space and time Yeah,
no shit that looks like Greta Thunberg. I mean I'm not trying to say anything but that's how black operatives recruit people like this. All right. They're all actors, etc. Unless we forget,
lest we forget that the reason we all know Greta Thunberg is because the media has incepted this little girl. Okay. I mean, we would not know about her if all these media outlets didn't shove this stupid bitch's image in front of our face. All right. And giving her all this credibility. It is fucking unbelievable. Same thing with other people like Billy Alicia,
Lemons, Honking, and Greta Thunberg00:05:02
which is what we saw a whole bunch of tonight or today on episode, I even forgot the episode number, 191. Yeah, I'm here. Okay, anyway, thank you, GenoX1987. Once again,
cheers to you, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, and everyone else, Mike Cock, everybody, fucking Skunkler, fucking Horatio Nelson, Unparalleled Aesthetics, Camunga Strikes, Fox McCloud, a whole bunch of other people that I could be mentioning and I'm just, I may be forgetting. Great show. I was trying to get out of here early,
but we are on 10 hours and 18 minutes. 10 hours and 18 minutes. Now, with that being said, let me distribute a little bit of lemons in here. All right. Let me distribute some lemons. Let me go ahead and put 1,500 lemons in the treasure chest. And this is for everybody who was listening to us. All right. I mean,
we have been on for over 10 hours. And I want to thank each and every one of you for listening to the broadcast. Black Worm dropped the diamond and said, Beavis and Butthead is coming back with two new seasons. I'll be looking forward to that, man. Thank you very much there, Black Worm. Okay. Anyway, thank you all very much for tuning in with me, man. I'm going to try to make it for the Saturday Night Troll Show. That's why I was trying to get as, you know, I mean, look,
it's already seven in the morning. I'm not going to get any sleep. I'm going to have to go through my whole day, probably sleep at about six at night, maybe seven, and probably going to wake up at like fucking, who the fuck knows, maybe 2 a.m. Probably stay up all the way till 3 and or 4. And I'll be like, I'm going to take a nap and then I'll never wake up. It's just, it's a bad, it's bad. It's fucking bad, dude. And I know you fucking people are laughing and think it's a big fucking joke,
but it really isn't. Anyway, happy Baller Friday to everybody. Let's open up the treasure chest. Okay, the treasure chest has 1,700 lemons in it. So is everybody ready for me to distribute the treasure chest? And once again,
if you could please let us know how many lemons you got in the chat room, we really would appreciate it, okay? All right, here it is, folks. We're going to open up the treasure chest in five, four, three, two,
one. Is everybody ready? Happy Rasha Shauna. Let's go ahead and distribute the lemons. Okay, I will tell you the top five lemon getters, if you could all please tell me how many lemons you get in the chat room. I really would appreciate it. Okay. And once again, I'm going to sincerely try to make it for the Saturday Night Troll show. All right. I'm going to try to make it, dude. I mean, seriously, I didn't. I was trying my damnest not to be up at this hour and try to at least get a few hours sleep,
Which helps.
But that was thrown out the window.
I had too many donos and, you know, a bunch of crap.
You know, this is how it goes.
It never ends.
All right.
Who do?
We got here?
We got Enroll.
Enroll with 221 lemons.
Richard McConnell.
Who the fuck is honking?
Hoot up.
Hey, Who the fuck is honking?
Some fucking asshole honking, like my fucking neighbor over here.
What the fuck?
Shut up! Fucking asshole. Anyway, Richard McConnell, 127 lemons. Jurastic Cat, 92 lemons. Zen Lion,
73 lemons. And Mr. Person with 61 lemons. Okay. Anyway, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me. I got to get the hell out of here. Thank you all. I will try to make it once again this Saturday night troll show. If you could all please follow my website,
if anything happens to me on any platform, you can always find me at that website right above the alert box, ghost.report. All right. Once again, once again, put that in your bookmarks. Add it to your favorites. Ghost.report. That's all you got to type in your browser. Okay. Anyway, I got to get the hell out of here, folks. I'm unfortunately going to be up, I guess,
all day today and have to fulfill my obligations as a businessman, as a husband. You know, I have to do all this shit. I'm not looking forward to it. But I hope you all appreciate it, man. Cheers to everybody out there who is listening. I am out of here. I am out of here. I am out. Hopefully I get to see you guys this Saturday night troll show,
9 p.m. CST. All right. I'm out of here, baby. Woo!