Ghost addresses a massive donation backlog, reacting with hostility to requests involving racial slurs, anti-Semitic conspiracy theories about Hitler and COVID-19, and explicit sexual content. He defends the Texas Alamo martyrs, mocks British game shows, and plays disturbing videos including a "cucumber swallow challenge" while consuming wine and cannabis. After a chaotic Radio Graffiti call-in session marred by racism and personal attacks, he ends the show abruptly, vowing not to return until Thursday due to his deteriorating health and frustration with the audience. [Automatically generated summary]
It is a dono makeup day because of the screwed up crap that happened last Thursday.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Please spread the show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know.
Let them all know that the Go Show is live and in effect.
And this is a makeup dono day, baby.
So all the donos that didn't get played on Thursday, guess what?
They're being played today.
They are going to be played today.
And I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
It is a makeup dono day.
Makeup Dono Day Special00:14:14
Do not donate.
We got a lot of donations that we got to go through here.
I owe a lot of people from last Thursday.
And that's what we're doing, episode 176.
You're goddamn right.
This is going to be a whole dono show, unfortunately, for all the folks that are out there.
All right.
Let's go ahead and see if we can do this one more again.
How about that?
How about that?
All right.
Go ahead.
Take me out, Engineer.
Take me out.
All right.
Thank you very much, folks.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of The Go Show.
This is episode 176, a dono makeup day.
So I think what we're going to do is we're going to get right into it, okay?
Now, the last dono that we did, that was the pet Mexicans, which was, I don't know, some fat people or something.
I don't know what the fuck it was.
Anyway, I owe everybody thereafter their donos.
So let's just go ahead and get right into it, folks, because I don't want to, you know, mess around.
I'm probably going to be here for 12 plus hours, considering that I've got all these backed up donos.
So let's go ahead and go back six days.
And by the way, before I do that, let me replay some donos that came in before the damn show because for whatever reason, you know, we still had donos come in for the damn show.
Here's a one that came in two hours ago.
Okay.
Two words.
Comunga Strikes.
And guess what?
Camunga Strikes also did another one here.
Back to back.
Cheers to Kamunga Strikes, by the way.
Two words.
No excuses.
No excuses.
Thank you very much, dude.
All right.
Here's another one that came in about an hour ago.
Weapons grade waifus.
We are a proud sponsor of the Ghost Show Limited Time.
Only promo code Ghost Loves Notes.
All right, we get it.
We got 20% off your next person.
We get it.
All right.
And this one came in right before the show.
So this is it right here.
Here it is.
All right.
There it is right there.
APAP in the chat.
All billionaires are pedo.
All right.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
All right, folks.
Now let's go ahead and go back here.
We're going to go back six days, okay?
And we're going to go ahead and start the donos right now because if not, I'm going to be here till six in the morning, seven in the morning tomorrow morning.
All right.
So let's go ahead and go with the first one here, folks.
Stories from Ghost's Buddy.
All right.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Stories from Ghost Buddy requested this and said, I threw in extra money for you.
Play the whole thing.
And what the hell?
Didn't I just say no donos, you fucking dickhead?
For your pleasure.
All right, look, Sonny Dango and everybody else, if you could please just stop donating.
There's no reason to donate.
All right.
I've got so many donos that I've got to do.
And I want to be honest with you, I don't even know if I'm going to be able to play all of them.
All right.
If you guys keep donating donos.
All right.
So just let's just calm our asses down.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
Stories from Ghost Buddy.
I threw in extra money for you to play the whole thing.
You threw in an extra penny, you dickhead.
All right.
Story from the good old days with Ghost and his pal Ellis.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I might need to pause donos.
Oh, God.
All right.
All right.
I just cracked my wheelchair.
We get it, Dave.
Engineer.
Get over here.
Whoever the fuck donates that with the fucking.
Oh, my God.
Please clean me up.
I'm in my wheelchair.
You're a fucking dick, dude.
All right.
All right.
Can we get back to Ghosts?
Stories from Ghost Buddy.
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
All right.
Here it is.
We're starting with the donos that we didn't play here, okay?
We're starting with the donos that we did not play here.
So let's go ahead and do it.
How come it didn't go through?
Oh, Jesus Christ, no wonder.
All right, here we go.
Stories from Ghost Buddy.
I don't even know what the hell this is.
What the hell is this?
Man, I love.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Put the PC shot on.
I know what you mean by this, you piece of shit.
Man, I love malls.
I do.
Once I was in this mall up in Atlanta, these guys were dancing for like money and stuff.
And my friend Dave and I was all like.
Jimmy Gibbs Jr. is the man.
I mean, I don't know anybody like that, man.
But there was this guy I knew.
He raced dirt tracks, not stock cars, but open-wheel cars, you know.
And he was racing once.
And a goat.
He just dropped a diamond goodness.
This guy who was trying to set the world record on staying on a ferris wheel.
He'd been up there like two days or something.
And he wanted some beer, but they weren't giving him any.
So he got this rope.
Now, don't ask me where he got the rope from.
Man, all his mother.
Yeah, he was going to build a shack once to leave.
You see, I know most of you.
He built houses.
He never donated this.
I know what you're doing.
He was about jumping right to the shack stage.
But he had no wood.
So he got some mud and was making what he was doing.
We were all making money on these Adobe bricks.
And the people out there.
And fuck all of you in the chat.
He had mud.
All right.
Seriously.
I ain't never been to sugar cane field before.
I mean, I seen him and all, but no real reason to go into one.
But now you go into a peach grove, you find all sorts of cool shit.
Who the hell?
This one time I was in a serious.
Do you know how the heads means?
Because I came down here with Keith Watson.
First and foremost, I don't appreciate that you assholes are making a concerted effort and trying to find out who I am.
Who gives a shit who I am?
All right?
Who gives a shit?
I'm tired.
I mean, what kind of fucking fan base do I have out here when all you want to do is just fucking find out who the fuck I am?
You guys are pieces of shit.
I know what you made.
It ain't nothing bad.
It's about eating.
Play the whole story.
I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks.
He gave me a fucking shit.
I didn't know shit about chemistry, but Keith figured that out.
He gave me $20 and 21 cents.
Third degree burns on 95% of his body.
Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of birds.
Just dropped the diamond.
I told you about the time Keith tried to defry a turkey.
Third-degree burns over 90% of his body.
What is this?
The doctor called photo doctors to look at him because they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns.
This guy still got his gumball scar off the cliff.
It's not a funny haha story so much as it's amazing.
You're a machine ghost.
I'll be nice and not donate a video to you.
Yeah, no shit.
I've got to play.
Hey, Chatelet, I got to play a couple of your videos anyway, dude.
Jesus Christ.
You think story?
For instance, wind shields look pretty durable, right?
Yeah, not the case, according to Keith.
Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker.
My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year.
It wasn't a dare or nothing.
He just got kicked out of his house.
He said he never saw a single ghost except this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money.
And he might have just been a homeless guy because he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face.
My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once.
He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassing him to ask what he was doing up there.
He screamed for an age.
He besmirched the merch every single time.
I appreciate the Ninja Genie there besmirched the merch, dude.
But we don't do videos on fucking ninja genies or on any kind of donations via lemons, dude.
That's not what we do here, okay?
You should know better than that that anybody else besmirched the merch.
But then again, now that I recollect you, you're a fucking trolling son of a bitch.
So it doesn't surprise me that you did something like that.
We've got Dirk Iking with another fucking diamond here.
He says, don't act like you've never tried chewing tobacco.
I've never chewed tobacco.
What are you talking about?
I've only smoked cigars, all right?
Capitalist America with a diamond.
What's up, Capitalist America?
Cheers, ghosts.
Fucking love you, man.
Hey, cheers to you there, Capitalist America.
I appreciate it.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's continue with this damn video.
Open two eyes.
Unfortunately, this is going to be an all-dono show because I owe people from last Thursday, folks.
So it is what it is.
Oh, man.
Here it is.
At first, it was funny.
Then it just got to be a bad thing.
And I know what you mean about this donation.
Oh, man.
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got rolled by a Gator in a swamp.
Man, he didn't agonize it or nothing.
We were just trying to grab two so we could piss him off and get them in a hurry.
I'm not going to do it.
Anyway, I appreciate that.
I'm not going to do it.
You should know better.
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the tunnel of love.
You wouldn't think it could happen because the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man.
Overconfidence.
Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yelling for her to save him, but she didn't want to get left.
Jesus Christ.
I ever tell you about the time me and Keith snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster.
I never heard of anybody else doing it, so I thought we might invent it as sport.
So Keith called a patent office, but I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made homemade bumper car ride with ride mowers in his backyard.
Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body.
I never run a motorcycle.
He somehow managed to fall under.
I've never taken a time me and Keith.
Besmirch the merch, you're a dumb fucking stupid son of a bitch, all right?
I have never taken a video from a goddamn lemon donation, you stupid fucking shithead.
So sit there and shut up.
Filled up water balloons with our own.
One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith.
He went camping and didn't bother to read the signs, and I guess they were just testing bombs that day.
All sorts of stuff, too.
Not just regular bombs.
Thumbs down.
Biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs.
These bombs break up and stare it on like 100 smaller bombs.
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell down an open manhole.
He was unconscious down there for like a week.
During that time, unbeknownst to Keith, they paved over him.
Keith had to.
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burning field.
We almost got our way down.
Jesus Christ.
I guess that was you guys.
Oh, shit, man.
I can't wait to tell Keith about that one.
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the road so fucking duck shot off, mind you, just onto some tracks, but the carval people wouldn't stop the ride because all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free.
So he had to dodge for like 20 minutes or so.
All right, we're done.
We're done.
Thank God.
Oh, look, there's Ard Hammond.
I want to say that I'm glad that you're back.
And also, my buddy Moogie Mikey was happy to be able to talk to you when you rated his stream.
He definitely was blown away by that.
Yeah, I remember.
I definitely remember that, Ard Hammond.
All right.
And cheers to you, by the way, even though you're a trolley bastard yourself.
Anyway, that last video was from Ghost Story's buddy.
He requested that about six days ago.
I should have played it on Thursday.
But unfortunately, we had technical difficulties, and it was definitely something happening here in my internet.
Nigger.
All right.
Yeah, fuck off.
All right.
With that racist crap.
That's the last thing we need to hear right now during these racial, turbulent times.
All right, let's go ahead and let's continue going.
We've got Soiled Wheelchair who donated a $100 bill for this one.
I don't know if y'all remember that.
He donated a $100 bill and said, play it till the end.
He donated this about five days ago.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell Soiled Wheelchair wanted us to play.
Play till the end.
You fucking asshole.
You asshole.
What?
What, Texas Philly bird?
All right, look, dude, I already said don't do any donos, okay?
Hey, Winter Wolf, first of all, you fruit bowl.
Must be the AIDS getting to your head because you're a fruity ass sounding bastard.
I already said I don't do that shit, you dumb fucking moron.
All right, so why don't you go to your nearest glory hole and suck the sap out of a fucking 60-year-old man's balls or some shit, you stupid son of a bitch.
Anyway, look, we're back to this stupid fucking video, okay?
And first of all, look, we're right where we left off there, all right?
Soiled wheelchair, it's 16 minutes, okay?
You want me to play this shit to the end?
And look, there's a fucking ad coming for this stupid cat video.
There's a fucking ad for the fucking cat video.
Just play this shit, all right?
I mean, for Christ, what?
Black Lives Splatter.
I'm not condoning that.
That's horrible there.
All right.
I don't, I think Black Lives Matter is a damn terrorist organization, but I'm not, I'm not fucking, I'm not down with that.
Winter the wolf, are you offering your sap?
Dude, you're a sick funnel.
You're a sick son of a bitch, all right?
And what is this?
Besmirch the merch with another diamond, a hundred dollar dono, and you made him wait five days.
Dude, fuck you, you idiot, all right?
Just play this shit.
This is once again soiled wheelchair.
100 loves.
Oh, my wait.
Hey, look, what's the ad?
Go daddy.com?
Go daddy.com.
How fucking quaint.
We're at wave 50.
Give them a thing of cat grass.
100 love in waves.
Remember you idiots puff this?
Do you remember you idiots fucking donated this like three or four times on Tuesdays, last Tuesday's show?
Fucking idiot.
100 loving ways.
Now I've got to play the rest of the shit.
Watch under his chin.
One hundred loving ways.
There are one hundred ways to love a cat.
One hundred loving ways.
Wait 52.
Remind him that you love him.
100 loving.
Who the fuck wrote this?
Who the fuck wrote this?
100 loving ways.
Anyway, Kamunga Strikes dropped the diamond.
And I thought my sis was an annoying cat person.
Yeah, no shit, Kamunga.
Switch the channel to drop the diamond.
100 ways to love a ghost.
Someone make it happen.
Don't even try it, please.
100 Loving Ways to Cat00:15:24
All right.
There are 100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving ways.
Wait 53.
Give them a box to play in.
100 loving ways.
Who wasted their time, effort, and energy and life?
Writing this shit and actually composing this crap.
Wait 54.
If they're old, help them get down.
100.
Oh, my God.
Pause.
There are crap.
Pause this shit.
Why?
My name is Ghost and I love to kill knee guards.
Eat them like chili.
Dude, that's a bunch of bullshit.
And what Herman Covid came, dude, that's fucked up, man.
All right, that is fucked up.
And I'd like to talk a little bit about COVID-19 and all that, but you know what?
I've got so many donos, I can't afford to do it, man.
All right, here, play that fucking goddamn cat lady song for Christ's sake.
100 loving ways.
Wait 55.
Let them lick you with their rough tongue.
100.
What?
And what is this?
Brazil goes viral songs.
Ah, Jesus Christ, dude.
That's fucked up because for all those that don't know, the president of Brazil, Bolsonaro, has now tested positive for Corona.
And I'm sure all the leftists all over the world are circle jerking over that news.
Jesus Christ.
Can we play this?
Once again, this was requested by Soiled Wheelchair, and he donated $100 for us to play the rest of the goddamn songs.
So you can thank Soil the Wheelchair for this.
100 loving ways.
66.
Gives a fuck about cat ladies.
100 loves.
I mean, seriously.
100 Loving Ways 100 Loving Ways 100 Loving Ways More cat lady videos.
Write me out.
Cheers to Ozark Cat Lady for the diamond.
100 ways to love a cat.
Sing it with me.
100 loving ways.
57.
Dress them up in ribs.
I mean, what kind of bullshit is that?
What kind of a fruity cat owner are you?
Good God.
100 love.
Oh, my God.
Way 58.
Give them a free treatment.
What the fuck is that?
What kind of goddamn fucking alcum powder bullshit is that?
Listen, I do not condone what is being text to speech here.
Ghetto Hamstead, Gutterman.
I am not.
I do not condone this, please.
All right?
I don't condone this.
Jesus Christ, alright?
Hey, what do we got?
Another diamond here.
Switch the channel.
Number seven, submit tenable.
100 loving ways.
All right, that's enough of that shit.
Can we play the fucking shit here, please?
All right.
I've got donos.
I've got backed up.
All right.
Way 67.
Oh, Christ.
Never smoke around them.
Never smoke around.
Look at how many butts are in that fucking ashtray.
Look at how many butts are in the ashtray.
This guy's talking about not smoking around a fucking cat.
Are you kidding me?
What?
Way 33 to love a ghost bang his trans wife with the help of one of his blacks.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Can we just fucking play?
Can we just forget this, please, here?
All right, Bonzie buddy, for fuck's sake.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude, listen.
Anybody donating, I'm not going to be able to play this shit for a long time.
Watch this thing get destroyed.
I'm not going to play this shit for at least six hours, dude.
I'm not even joking.
So everybody who's donating right now, I hope that you understand that.
All right, for Christ's sake, somebody donated or fucking soiled wheelchair, that is, donated a $100 bill so that we can be subjected to this fucking cat song.
And that's why I'm watching this shit.
Jesus Christ!
Look at this poor cat.
Look at this poor cat demanding to be fucking released free.
Look at this poor cat.
Let him out of there for fuck's sake.
Let a cat roam.
There are 100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving ways.
Way 69.
Listen to them, purr.
100.
Listen to the purr.
This guy's got a stethoscope to this fucking goddamn cat's rib cage.
Listen to the purr.
What does that mean?
100 loving ways.
Way 70.
Did you buy temptation?
100 loving ways.
I mean, this is such pretty shit.
This is such fruit bowls.
For 100 ways to love an engineer.
Oh, Christ.
100 loving ways.
Way number one.
Play boss nigger.
100 loving ways.
Alright, real funny, Chatelet.
Real fucking funny.
Here's Besmirch, the merch.
Okay, let's set the trolling aside and bury the hatchet.
Serious suggestion.
If you speed up the playback video on the song, you'll get done with it fast.
I get that besmirch.
I get that, dude, but I'm not trying to scam people for Christ.
Sugar-free coke.
As I penetrated Pikachu's tight ass, he screamed in pain and pleasure.
Alright, we don't need to hear this.
Nothing would deny me from showing my love for Pikachu.
I fondled his electric.
Shut up!
And by the way, Spermy the Cat just dropped the diamond.
100 Ways to Love Spermy the Cat.
That's great.
All right.
Can we play the rest of this shit, please?
Jesus Christ, I want to get done with this fucking cat video.
What's the next seven?
What is it?
What is it?
Give them your full attention.
100%.
You're choking the cat.
What do you mean?
Give the full attention.
100 ways.
Jesus Christ.
100 loving.
What?
What?
100 ways to frame ghost for John F. Kennedy's assassination.
100.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, Kaylee.
You're treating me like I just shot a Kennedy.
That's fucking great.
Lon Jockey, Lincoln's Mistake.
Here's some more racist plans.
I do not condone this, folks, okay?
Please, Mike.
We all understand that.
I don't condone this.
Property.
Jesus Christ.
Property?
Oh, Monkey.
Can we just play the goddamn cat song for fuck's sake?
Don't trap him in the laundry basket.
Don't trap him in the laundry basket.
Why would you even consider that to begin with, you fucking goddamn incel neckbeard forever alone fruit bowl?
Jesus Christ, this song is getting more sick and more sick as he continues to count down the loving ways to love a fucking titty cat.
What's the next one?
There are 100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving ways.
Way 73.
Let them sleep in bed with you.
Oh my god.
Look at the barrel ass on the guy that owns his cat.
Look at the fucking barrel ass on that asshole.
No wonder he's got a fucking cat instead of a woman.
Hold on, we're on 74.
What?
Hammond and Ghost Adventures in Father-Son Simulation Relationships.
Dude, no, Art Hammond, dude, no.
I'm not your father.
All right, Art Hammond.
I'm not your fucking father.
So just sit there and have those wishful thinkings in your dreams or your daydreams or whatever.
I'm not your fucking father, alright?
Make sure they're not locked in the closet.
Wait a minute, you die.
Didn't this fucking idiot just suggest to give him some alone time and used throwing the damn cat in the closet as an example?
Didn't he just say that?
What a fucking idiot, baby.
There are 100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving ways.
Way 75.
Don't let them play in plastic bags.
Stop Feeding the Cat Foot Sweat00:15:52
100.
Don't know shit, Sherlock.
Don't let them play in plastic bags.
What kind of advice is this?
Seriously, is this a troll?
Loving ways.
Way 76.
Give them a massage.
100 loving ways.
Jesus give them a massage.
What is this?
Elaine Bennis, I haven't seen you in a minute.
You should speed up this to 1.5x to 2x to get through it quicker.
I'm not trying to scam, dude.
All right.
I'm not trying to scam here.
We're going to have to bear with this for another fucking 10 minutes.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to stand for Christ's sake.
And hey, Goopy, where's the TTS ghost?
You said you unbanned me.
Scam.
I didn't know.
Look, Goopy, I'm sorry, dude.
It's a whole process to fucking unban you from donating.
It's a whole fucking process, and we're going through that process, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Way 77.
Touch him as you pass by.
Touch him as you pass by.
There are 100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving fucking ways.
Way 78.
If he's on the couch, don't be mad.
100 loving ways.
I mean, look at the fat body on the person that owns this cat, dude.
Look at the fat body.
Seriously.
I'm not even joking.
100 loving ways.
Way 79.
If they hate fans, turn the bag.
Oh, my God.
Look at the fucking crustaceans growing on that fan.
Look at that shit.
100 loving cats.
What notes?
Strap hangers, Subhuman, Swamp Donkey, Swinger, Tar Baby, The Missing Link, Tootsie Rolls, Tree Ornament, Tree Swinger, Unemployed Ass- Oh, my God.
Dude, shut up.
Whipping post.
Wind chimes.
Yard ape.
All right, dude.
Y'all are fucking being pathetic now, dude.
Seriously, y'all are being pathetic.
100 ways to put Daniel Andrews in a body bag.
100 different ways.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And hey, Goopie, let me see.
Did you actually donate?
I don't see you.
Here it is, okay?
I know it is blocked.
It's a three-bucker.
Why isn't my donos going through?
I have no idea, dude.
There's a whole process.
And here's another one by Goopy.
You piece of shit ghost.
You promised to unban me.
And I had to find a way to unban myself, you asshole.
Now I'm back.
Well, you know, that's probably why I banned you to begin with there, Goopy.
You see the kind of fucking attitude that you're giving me right there?
All right.
That's why.
That's fucking why.
All right.
What is this, Ard Hammond?
100 lynching ways to hang a nigga.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
That's enough, Ard Hammond.
Wait, Sadie, when there's a bird outside, say, Hey, look, 100 loving ways.
Are you fucking, is this a joke?
This has got to be the troll song, right?
I mean, there's no way that anybody's taking this fucking serious.
Is anybody really taking this serious for cat advice?
When you see a bird, say, hey, look up.
All right, we're at 80.
We're almost done, for fuck's sake.
There are 100 ways to love a fucked up fucking cat.
100 loves way 81.
Intrigue them with a funny sound.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
Enticing people to scare their cats.
Scare the cat.
How you doing?
Praying for you to get through this.
Yeah, no shit.
I'm still playing my vid from last time inst autistic because I honestly can't remember what my drunk Donned you.
Yeah, I don't know what it is either there, Marshall Burnsey, but we'll get to it, dude.
All right.
Did someone seriously donate to play the entire they donated to play the entire song, The Wanderer, and you can thank Soiled Wheelchair for that.
He dropped a $100 bill.
He dropped a $100 bill.
That's why we're being subjected to this bullshit.
All right?
That's why we're being subjected to this way 82.
Don't forget sardine tie.
Oh, God.
100.
100.
Oh, God.
Way 83.
Let him play with your old socks.
Jesus Christ, you're going to feed your fucking cat foot sweat.
You sick fucks out there, man.
You sick fucks.
And what is this?
Way 83.
Make ghost pause the video so the video plays.
Oh, yeah.
100 ways to troll ghosts.
Yeah, real fucking funny asshole.
And we got Winter the Wolf dropping a diamond.
Oh, and fuck you, soiled, he said.
And switch the channel, drop the diamond.
I'm going to hear this in my dreams tonight.
Yeah, no shit.
And what is this?
The pet Mexican, 100 ways of loving a pet Mexican, donate to his foundation.
I don't care if anybody donates to your foundation.
You either pay for it or I'm not playing it, dude.
You're fucking, you took, I'm not even going to talk about it.
You're a typical minority that gets entitlements that think you own the place.
I'm fucking, just play the cat fucking song.
I don't want to get into the pet Mexican bullshit, all right?
Just watch the cat.
100 loving ways.
Way 84, stroke in the direction that his fur goes.
Did you just say to stroke the cat?
Did you just say stroke the fucking cat?
Jesus Christ.
100 loving ways.
100 loving ways.
Man, this is getting worse.
David, this is getting worse.
Can we hurry up, please?
There are 100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving ways.
Way 85.
Admire his long whiskers.
100 loving wheat.
Admire his guy just run out of shit at this point in the song and just threw shit on the wall to see what sticks.
Way 86.
Keep his box away from his food.
100 loving ways.
There are no doubts.
I'm sorry that you guys are being subjected to this bullshit.
Once again, somebody donate a $100 bill for this dumb song.
Wait, $887.
Ghost, you can stroke my cat if you know what I mean.
Dude, fuck off, Hardhammond, you goddamn pervert.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
What's your fucking problem?
First, you want me to fucking be your daddy, and now you want me to stroke your fucking cats?
Shut the fuck up, man.
Jesus, what?
Now, what?
I'd like to use this donation to speed up this vid.
30 bucks to fucking speed up the vid?
Jesus Christ, man.
And what is this?
100 ways to curse a ghost.
There are 100 ways to curse a ghost.
100 loving ways.
Way 33.
Make him say my bone on his broadcast.
100 loving ways.
And oh, the N-word.
Okay.
All right, look, we're going to do somebody donated 30 bucks so I can play this.
I guess at a higher speed or some shit.
I want to ejaculate inside of Toyota.
Oh, yeah, Here's this.
You get it, dude.
One day the world is happy.
That's real.
You're sick, dude.
You're fucking sick, all right?
All right, here we go.
We're going to continue with the song at 2x thanks to a $30 bill.
Who the hell donated that?
Speed up.
Speed up donated a $30 bill.
So let's go ahead and play it at 2X.
100 loving ways.
There are 100.
100 ways to love A Cat.
100 loving.
Way 88.
Don't interrupt the weather each thing.
100 loving ways.
100 loving ways.
This is like a badass trip.
This is like a badass trip for Christmas.
There are 100 ways to love Acads.
100 loving ways.
Way 89.
When there's care, go and comfort them.
100 loving ways.
There are 100 ways to love Acads.
100 loving ways.
Way 90.
Let him have a lick.
100 loving ways.
Hold on.
Pause this.
What now?
Ify.
Happiness, a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau.
What?
Okay, great.
Thanks, Iffy.
I'm not going to get to your shit for a long time.
I just want you to know that, all right?
Love ACAT.
100 loving ways.
Way 91.
If they're breathing, give them breezies.
100 loving ways.
If they're breasting, Ron Henderson, fuck you.
I'm not scamming nothing.
We're watching the video.
Somebody donated $30 bill to put it faster.
Still haven't received my chat room.
Invite.
I got you.
Also, Jonathan from the Buddhism Hotline reckons you're Alex Jones.
I'm not Alex.
Try to let him know who has a lot of money.
I know that I owe you and somebody else an invite to the chat room.
I will give you an invite right after this broadcast.
I have not forgotten about you, dude.
So thank you for the five bucks.
And you will be invited right after the broadcast, possibly at the latest tomorrow afternoon because of the fucking long show I'm probably going to have to do this evening, all right?
Wait 97.
Give him a ball with a bell and it's 100 Loving Ways, 100 Loving Ways, 100 Loving Ways, 100 Loving Ways.
100 loving ways.
There are 100 ways to love ACAT.
100 loving ways.
Way 93.
If it's hot with ice in their bowl, 100 loving ways.
He just dunked ice on that fucking cat's head.
100 loving ways.
Way 94.
Let him drink out of the sink.
100 loving ways.
There are 100 ways to love Acads.
100 loving ways.
Way 95.
Don't vacuum if it scares him.
100 loving ways.
Don't vacuum if it scares him.
What the hell the hell you gotta clean your fucking carpet?
Draw a picture of him.
People want me to slow down the speed now.
All right, look, we're on up close, Captain.
What, you fucks?
I know a way to love a cat.
Make them watch Tenable with Captain Arvis.
Type has to ban Captain Desi and Captain Stroke My Cat.
All right, we're decreasing it by 05.
What?
What?
There are 100 ways to love your ghost.
100 loving ways.
Way 90.
Let him have a lick.
100 loving ways.
Yeah, real funny, Chatelet.
Real fucking funny.
Can we get back to the fucking song, please?
It's 100 loving ways.
100 loving ways.
There we go.
That sounds better.
That sounds good.
100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving.
Way 97.
If you drop some food, it's theirs now.
100 loving ways.
Look at that whole sausage.
He just dropped a whole link of sausage.
That's going to shove it out his hole.
Way 98.
Read him a book.
100 loving.
Read him a book, Healing Soraya.
100 Ways to Love A Cat.
100 Loving Ways.
Way 99.
Feed him again.
100 loving ways.
That's 99 feet him again.
There are 100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving ways.
Wait, 100!
Just love them every day.
100 loving ways.
And that's the end of the fucking song.
You've got to be kidding me.
100 loving ways.
That's the end of the fucking fruit bowl song.
100 loving ways.
100 loving ways.
Oh my God.
He wants you to go to a piano solo.
No, he's going into a guitar solo.
He's going into a guitar solo.
I forgot to mention what ghost is licking.
My anus.
Dude, you're a, you know, Arn Hammond, you're a sick fucking camel jockey, dude.
You're a sick fuck.
You're a sick fuck.
He actually input a guitar solo!
I can't believe that I'm playing all this shit.
I can't believe this crap.
I can't believe it.
I hope that you're happy, soiled wheelchair.
Not only have you made me lose listeners for my broadcast, but you have tortured the people that are listening to it right now.
I'm serious.
Jesus Christ.
There it is.
A hundred loving ways.
Too low, too low. Too low.
Okay.
There it is, folks.
100, 100, 100, 100 ways.
There it is.
Fucking like at least 15 to 20 minutes of my life that I will never get back because of this stupid fucking cat song.
I really appreciate it there, soiled wheelchair.
All right, yeah, I really appreciate that there, pal.
All right.
And guess what?
Guess who's next?
Soiled wheelchair again.
Soiled wheelchair again.
And he donated a $50 bill for this one and said more food.
Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean, man.
More food.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell this guy is talking about out here.
Are you fucking kidding?
More food?
Oh, you fucking...
You goddamn motherfuckers, for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
PayPal?
What is this?
100 ways to trigger a ghost?
100 loving ways?
All right.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Listen, I have to listen to fucking three, excuse me, 30 seconds of some fucking advertisement so I can see this stupid fucking video by none other than fucking review, bracket soiled wheelchair for Christ's sake.
You know I hate this stupid fucking idiot.
All right, what is this?
100 ways to be a simp.
100 simping ways to donate.
$100 for a shitty video.
$100 simping ways.
There are 100 ways to be a simp.
100 simping ways.
Way number one, be soiled wheelchair.
Okay, great.
And then the N-word.
Anyway, look, dude, I don't like this fucking guy.
I wish he would choke on the fucking food, the fast food that he reviews for Christ's sake.
One of the most overrated pieces of shit on the fucking internet.
I cannot stand this stupid fucking idiot.
All right.
And look, there's Horatio Nelson.
And what did you say?
Happy birthday to me.
Glad to have made it another year yesterday.
Made it to 24.
Had a bitch in barbecue with the pals.
Check out these flame-grilled meats, GX.
All right, I definitely will.
And by the way, I'm probably not going to play your dono for a long time, Horatio, because as I've been trying to tell people that I've got to do a whole bunch of fucking donos that I wasn't able to do last Thursday, so that's what I'm doing now.
All right, look, here's fucking idiot Arn Hammond.
Play This Shit for Christ Sake00:14:32
Real talk, I'm glad soiled is gone.
He was a massive faggot.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
All right, apparently he was.
All right, let's move on.
All right, soiled wheelchair donated this fucking idiot fucking review, bra.
Why anyone fucking watches this idiot's content is only because this idiot reinforces autistic stereotypes on the stupid fucking videos.
I fucking hate this guy.
I swear I wish he chokes on his fucking fast food.
He is a piece of trash.
And I can't, I can't stand how he purposely talks slow throughout the whole video.
What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
Both hang from a tree.
They're not too bright, and only half of them work.
Come on, dude.
What kind of a fucking goddamn text-to-speech was that?
All right, play this stupid fucking moron, all right?
Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is in fucking 2X or whatever the hell it is.
Hold on.
Let's go back to normal.
That cat from 100 Ways to Love a Cat is probably dead by now.
Good riddance.
Well, I wouldn't go that far, Anonymous.
All right.
I wouldn't go that far.
All right.
Thanks for explaining it, Ghost.
But looks like you're in for a 24-hour show.
Yeah, that's pure alpha, though.
Oh, and fuck you, Soiled and Daniel Andrews.
Who the fuck is Daniel Andrews?
I don't even know who the fuck that is.
That review, bra?
It better be review, bra.
Wings of racism, all right?
Anyway, what does this fucking guy do all the time?
Hey, look at me.
It's review, brah, running on empty, and I'm here to pretend that I am autistic so you dumb bastards can listen to me while I mumble and stumble over my own tongue, trying to just prolong the video so I can go and get the most advertising revenue for it.
So what I'm gonna review here is some stupid garbage that you could probably go get a sample enough of yourself if you actually had any kind of fortitude or a vehicle.
Just play the shit.
This is running on empty food review.
I'm in focus now.
And fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna say this with no exaggeration.
I hope you choke to death, you dumb fuck.
All right.
You are a waste of life, and I wish that fucking YouTube would demonetize people like this.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not thumbs down.
People like fucking this guy and Dame Drops and Joey's World Tour.
These fucking people need to be demonetized.
I mean, what kind of content is this?
What kind of content?
Look at what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go to the nearest fast food joint and get the newest crap that they shit out of their preservative and trans fat factory.
And I'm gonna fucking eat it.
And that's what I'm gonna do, you dumb bastards.
You continue to go ahead and watch my goddamn videos so I can continue to monetize and make a living off of my fake autism that you stupid bastards actually all fall for, you dumb sons of bitches.
And by the way, Goopy just dropped the diamond.
Epic, my shadow the hedgehog and Trump avatars work.
Well, I'm glad to hear it.
Play this shit for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, what?
What?
What is it?
What?
Daniel Andrews is the premier of my home state of Victoria, Australia.
Left-wing politician that has put us back into lockdown for six weeks.
That sucks, dude.
And hey, it's happening over here in the United States, too.
I don't want to get into it, folks, but I think we're being biologically attacked, if you want my opinion.
But let me, before I get into anything of that nature, what is this Umbrella Corporation?
To speed up the video so he finally sounds normal.
Look at Umbrella Corporation with a $30 bill to speed up this fucking video.
Good God!
Mr. Albin, some fat kid is at the door saying that you banned him.
Should I get the shotgun?
Get the fuck out of here, Nurse Jessica.
Give me a break.
And by the way, women are sticky holes drop the diamond.
Black trans fat lives matter.
All right.
Anyway, look, I got to do this because Umbrella Corporation donated the dono to speed it up.
So let's go ahead and speed up the damn playback.
Let's do it at what, 1.5?
1.75?
Oh, here's Esriel, so Christ's sake.
Spoiled you fat fucking faggot.
I hope you get fused to your lazy boy chair and your mother just leaves you there to starve.
Oh my god.
I hope the police find your corpse stuck to your chair, fused there by blood, sweat, piss, and shit.
Jesus Christ, Esreal.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Ghost Lives Matter?
Yeah, they actually kind of do.
I'm going to be honest with you.
That's why I collect my fingernails so that once science gets a hold of them, they'll make a fucking army of me and finally set this world straight.
I'll tell you that right now.
Anyway, we got Kamunga Strikes with a diamond.
Whoever donated to Speed the Vid, you're a hero.
All right.
And what is this?
Ron Henderson with a diamond scam.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
All right.
Here, play the rest of this fucking review, bra video.
And we're reviewing it very fast thanks to the Umbrella Corporation.
I'm on the clock.
This is probably the most action-packed review you were ever going to see.
Probably.
Not a guarantee, but most likely.
Yeah, no shit, dude.
Why don't you just get to the point, you dumb fuck?
I mean, listen to all this mumbo jumbo.
Listen to all this fucking verbiage that's meaningless that this guy wastes the whole video for.
And he does it for at least fucking like seven minutes before he bites down on his fucking, whatever the hell he's goddamn fucking eating.
Fingernail lives matter?
All right, that's that's fucking great.
All right, and as a matter of fact, it does sound normal now.
So let's see.
Can I see the shack a roni pizza from Papa John's in time?
Papa John's Papa John sucks.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, just having a plain pepperoni pizza from Papa John's sucks.
It is a sucky sauce.
It is shit cheese.
The pepperonis taste like they were fucking, you know, pulled off the shells of a La Fiesta or some shit.
It's crap.
And by the way, Goopy just dropped a diamond.
Esriel, I saw you in the ghost thread on 4chan yesterday.
There was a 4chan thread about me.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, that's all we need.
That's all we need is 4channers coming up in here again.
Jesus Christ, can we play this shit?
I knew the language was going to improve.
Papa John sucks.
So Papa John has a new release out right now.
It's called the Shaq Aroni Pizza.
Listen to this guy.
Who gives a shit?
Extra large pizza.
Just shove the pizza in your hole.
Nobody gives a shit about this mumbo jumbo you're talking about.
Which is supposed to support communities for quality, fairness, respect.
Nobody cares.
Anybody who's listening, what is this?
Hold on.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Papa John's fucking paid shack in an attempt to sell pizzas?
All right, I don't even like Shaquille O'Neal.
You understand that?
I don't even like this piece of shit.
Fat man, I also pay to speed up white American French fry man.
Also, thanks for banning the slightly less fat man.
Fatty fat fat ass.
Real funny vice chairman fried rice.
All right, real fucking funny, dude.
All right, real funny.
All right.
What?
Fucking Art Hammond?
Ghost stick cheese is way better than the cheese on Papa John's pizza.
All right, dude, we don't need to fucking hear shit like that for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Fuck me, Daddy.
What is this?
What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills?
A humanitarian dude.
Just play.
That's fucking disgusting.
Can you just play this shit?
Jesus Christ.
The big pizza slice.
It's actually an audiograph.
So this could.
This is the collector's on.
Don't forget about that.
Nobody cares, man.
Just shove the food in your fucking autistic hole.
Just shove the food in your autistic hole.
Nobody gives a shit.
Goddamn autist.
They piss me off.
And Kamunga Strikes has dropped the diamond.
If this guy only edited his videos at this speed, no shit.
But you know what?
He couldn't do that.
He needs to make it at least 10 plus minutes to fucking juice the goddamn monetization.
Look at this fucking guy.
Choke on the fucking pizza, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Choke on the fucking pizza.
That's what I look like with it.
I fucking hate this dude.
I swear to God, I fucking hate this guy.
This guy makes me fucking want to peel.
This guy makes me want to fucking throw up.
Look at this.
Fucking choke.
Yeah, he knows to take small bites out of his little stupid fucking half-fucking alien mouth.
Yeah, look at it.
Nobody gives a shit about it.
If it's 100 degrees, you dumb fuck.
All right.
Just shut up and eat it.
And look, here comes an ad again.
I look, at the beginning of this fucking shit, I had to fucking 30 seconds of advertisement.
Now here's another ad for V8.
Look at this.
V8.
In a little camera.
So you know what this means?
This means that fucking old people are watching this stupid little fucking freak.
All right.
People that watch Perry Mason and Golden Girls are watching this fucking freak.
Type Trump 2020 in the chat if you want Ghost to do true capitalist food reviews.
No, ST Mike the Meme Genie.
Come on, dude.
All right.
Dude, food reviews?
Are you shitting me?
Ghosts Long Lost Side.
Oh, great.
Here's fucking Geno X 1987.
All right, dude, that's enough.
All right.
Once again, if you're donating now, you are probably not going to be able to see this for a while.
So I just want you all to know that shit.
All right.
Play the rest's stupid fucking review bra video.
Original plant-powered drink.
Veg up.
All right.
Whatever.
Fucking veg up.
Jesus Christ.
Look, another.
God damn it, another advertisement.
Look at how much money I'm making this stupid tard.
It pisses me off.
And there's the Home Depot theme.
I'm sure you guys are circle jerking for that shit.
Fuck this guy, man.
Fuck this guy.
I hope you choke.
I wish this guy chokes.
I want to wake up one day and hear a fame YouTube food reviewer chokes on cheap fucking fucking vitamin and ghosts adventures in review bra.
We eat Pizza Hut and Taco Bell with Review Bra in his car and have fun conversations while he records videos for YouTube.
Yeah, that's great.
We then become the best friends and do food reviews.
Yeah, go shove it up your goddamn cheese hole, fucking Art Hammond, you fucking piece of crap.
All right, play more of this dumb shit, all right?
Good God.
You can see it can be folded.
As you can see, it can't be folded.
That's great.
Great review.
You know, you're not giving me any kind of review about how the fucking shit sauce tastes.
And look at that.
Look at the shit cheese.
It looks like, it looks like the fucking, uh, in between the legs of Madonna, this fucking pizza.
All right, and this guy's...
Yeah, yeah, look, you can fold it up.
It's great.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking choke, you asshole.
12 bucks.
What the price for it is?
12 bucks.
That's great.
All right.
Here's the consensus.
Just so that you can, just so that you can have fucking Shaquille O'Neal's fat head on the fucking box, you're paying 12 bucks.
Jesus Christ.
This is a shaft-sized pizza.
All right.
It's big.
If you think I'm going to be able to eat all of this in one sitting, I mean, look at this.
This is.
I'd like for you to choke on it.
All right.
Fucking idiot.
What is this?
Sal T Seaman?
What the fuck does that mean?
Pretty sure I heard the Home Depot theme.
Yeah, real fucking funny asshole.
All right, play it.
Right, Daniel.
What?
God damn it.
Review bra drives a Prius.
Explains a lot.
Oh, he drives a Prius.
Yeah, you know what kind of a leftist, fucking anal, fucking retentive shithole he is.
And who the fuck is this fuck me daddy asshole?
What is this?
What did the white guy say to the black guy?
Sorry, I don't speak watermelon.
All right, dude, that's fucked up.
All right.
Stop it with the racist jokes, please.
All right, some sort of Jesus Christ, you guys are racist, man.
The priest does help.
You know, don't get me wrong.
I could do that.
I could probably wear it as like a fancy vest, also.
Pizza Vest, yeah.
Oh, yeah, real funny.
You have such great humor.
Please, if anybody, everybody that listens to me, please thumbs down every one of these guys' videos.
All right, this guy.
And I'm not only just picking on this guy.
I'm talking to all these fast food review picks.
Like that idiot Dame Drops.
That fucking stupid fucking idiot.
I hope he chokes on his fucking latest fucking trip to wherever the fuck he's going to eat.
And that's a whole lot of fun.
And Joey's world towards these people do not deserve to be monetized.
All right?
This is not content.
How is just sitting there in front of a camera shoveling fast food down your throat?
How is this content?
What I noticed is that the pepperoni has a little bit of like a greasiness to it.
A little bit of that spice to it, but also a greasiness is one word for now.
The pepperoni has a greasiness because it's a fucking pepperoni, you dumb fuck.
Jesus Christ has a little bit more of a.
I don't know, it just has a little bit more of a robust flavor to it.
Wait a minute.
If you leave a negative comment, he deletes them.
Well, of course.
He's like a fucking quintessential leftist fucking idiot that wants to turate all the people that fucking jock his cops.
I am Review Ghost.
I'm gonna review a bottle of laxatives.
Oh no.
Jesus.
Oh God.
It happened again.
Can you fuck my wheelchair?
Engineer, get over here and clean me up.
Review Ghost.
Jesus Christ.
Review Ghost.
It was his BN King.
Come on, Review Bra.
Choke on that big fat whopping Ford Justery 99.
What the hell does that mean?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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And what is this?
Kilf Hag Utz?
What the fuck does that mean?
For Christ's sake, man, can we play a little bit more of this shit for Christ's sake?
Otherwise, it's a pretty basic pizza, I would say.
But there's a lot of it.
And definitely that's a big seller.
I hope that you choke to death, you fucking idiot.
And you can see it pretty evidently.
Toppings go all the way to the crust.
I hope that you choke to death.
Even the regular hand-tossed pizza.
The crust is a little large.
The crust gets like, ah, you know, it takes up like maybe a quarter worth of pizza.
And I think people like a crust.
It's like, oh, wow.
All right, how long has this been going?
Seven minutes.
I think soiled.
What the fuck?
Another ad?
Anyone looking for a hard dicking should check out our appliance department.
Lowe's always fucks you when you try to buy our appliances.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
Lowe's now got Lowe's ad fucking doing text-to-speech.
By the way, look, this is another ad coming in, by the way.
All right, and what is this?
Fuck me.
Whoever the fuck this is, can you fuck off?
How many black people does it take to start a riot?
One.
Dude, I'm not condoning this, dude.
That's fucked up, man.
You fucking racist bastards.
All right, you're a fucking bunch of racist baggards.
All right, what is this?
Comunga Strikes dropped a diamond and said, if only this guy edited his vids at this speed, no shit.
We've got Colin 1215 says the doughnut beggar.
I don't give a shit if you donate.
I'm telling everybody not to donate, Colin.
And by the way, aren't you the queer that's here all hours of the night listening to my broadcast while you're fucking counting the dingleberries that are hanging out of your ass crack?
You're talking a lot of shit there, Colin, you fucking fruit bowl.
And here's Pettus.
You should eat powdered donuts on the stream again.
Yeah, whatever, asshole, all right?
Whatever.
And by the way, somebody dropped a $2 bill.
Hold on, wait a minute.
What?
All right, what is this?
Home Depot Cuck.
Here's $3.
Do the stanky leg.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
You do that.
Your mother do the stinky leg, all right?
Smells like Gouda cheese and fucking rotting fish under there, boy.
And what is this $2 not swimming tree ornament?
I would pay $1,000 for Ghostler wheelchair review.
I don't give a shit how much you'd pay for it, for Christ's sake, dude.
All right, I'm not going to fucking stoop down and review fucking fast food just because you idiots have some kind of hair up your ass wanting to see it.
All right?
Play a little bit more of this crap.
God the fuck.
What?
Negative one, you retard.
Well, if you wanted it to play, then pay the five bucks.
All right?
You're the racist saying these fucking jokes, not me, you jerk dick.
Good God, can we play the rest of this shit?
Here's an ad.
What did I tell you about this piece of shit?
Whoever fucking watches this guy, the only reason that you're watching it is to reinforce your autism.
That's it.
Mary Kaylaturno, Washington teacher who received national infamy after being convicted of raping her student and then later marrying him, has died at age 58.
Her attorney confirmed to King 5 News.
Well, Laterno is dead.
The teacher that banged the Filipino kid.
I don't know if y'all remember that, but yeah, you know, I guess Laterno is dead, according to Breaking News.
I'm not unbanning.
I'm not unbanning you.
You're a piece of shit.
Abuse power like a liberal at Democrats.
You're a piece of shit, Tropie, and nobody likes you anyway.
All right, so shut up.
Here, watch review, bra, and go fucking, you know, clean your ball cheese.
Oh, here's another ad.
Oh, PlayStation.
Oh, PlayStation.
Come into one of our three stores across the nation and get a Kenmore washer and dryer combo for just $989 for the fuck.
Shout out to Mr. Thomas Albin for managing our San Antonio hometown store.
Fuck off.
All right, fuck off.
And what's up to Colonel Transisco dropping a diamond?
What's going down?
Well, we're trying to do a show here.
All right.
Play this stupid fucking review bra advertisement.
Skip the ad for sure.
It's a good piece of it.
What?
And you legitimately should have been swallowed.
Fuck.
Go fucking blow it out of your ass.
Whoever the fuck donated that shit.
All right?
Janova Wolf.
Dude drives a fucking Prius.
Yeah.
Get a real fucking Toyota like a Tundra Tacoma or 4Runner or get a real vehicle like a Chevy Silverado or C10.
Priuses are for those idiots that claim they're saving the world.
Of course.
I mean, just take a look at this pompous, fucking arrogant, autistic narcissist.
I mean, what are you talking about?
Again, no big selling point aside from the side of it.
And also, if you want to sell it, Jesus Christ.
It's like, okay, I want to do that.
I want to help with this foundation.
I know people are saying, hey, ghost, it's already seven minutes.
Unfortunately, soiled wheelchair dropped 50 bucks for this dono.
So just trying to get as much through with it as possible.
$100.
$12 for this massive pizza.
Good amount of toppings.
Good amount of cheese sauce.
There is actually some extra cheese on it, too.
It actually tastes a little bit of a more pronounced cheesiness to it.
And there's just lots of toppings.
It packs it to the crust.
So that's good.
Real quick, I'm just going to try to get a little bit of a bunch of things.
These are abstract, generic reviews.
It's a pretty good pizza.
You know, I got a lot of cheese and you got a lot of, you know, it's good with the crust and it's got a little bit of a grease.
Garlic sauce?
The sky is getting black.
Getting dark.
What?
What?
Did he say that I'm about to get blacked?
What the fuck did he say?
Moving in.
He just said he's going to get blacked.
Y'all heard that shit, right?
Buttery flavor of the garlic sauce compliments it well, as expected.
Try out the crust.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
It's never going to end.
This show's never going to end.
What is this?
I watch Hent High.
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you.
And Colonel Transisco dropped a diamond.
When do you think this COVID will be over?
They're going to extend it all the way until the election.
I'll tell you that right now.
They're going to extend it all the way to the election and then some.
And then some.
All right?
Crust a solid crust taste good.
That's a good crust.
Pizza does have this fake to it, so that's what we got.
I hate this dude.
I swear to God, I do not like this option.
I give it a 8.0 out of 10.
8.0.
Because, again, to tell you the truth, it's a little bit of a 8.0 out of 10.
I mean, what kind of review is that?
8.0 out of 10 for a shitty Papa John's pizza?
Are people actually listening to this fucking retards reviews?
8 out of 10 for a fucking Papa John's pizza?
Extend It All Way to Election00:05:25
Hey, what is this?
Fucking fuck me down.
The only one getting blacked is your wife.
Yeah, fuck you.
Yeah, that's why you're so insecure about yourself.
You got to consistently donate goddamn racist jokes to reinforce how fucking small or aka large wink wink your penis is.
Fucking idiot.
Nice.
A lot of food.
What?
Let's get to the markets.
The Dow Jones is down 300 million.
Of course, I told y'all.
What did I tell y'all?
It's going to go down July.
$2,500 is down $34.
Except for NASDAQ.
The tech is going up.
$1,145.32.
The NASDAQ is up 18.2 million.
Of course.
And why is the NASDAQ up?
The NASDAQ is up because of tech.
Because COVID-19 is forcing a new economy.
It's transitioning our economy into an online world.
And online is going through the roof.
And what is this?
Black worm.
Speaking of PlayStation, the next gen games will be 70 bucks.
Would you pay that much for a fucking game, Ghost?
No, I would not.
All right.
I absolutely would fucking not.
I don't even like games.
All right.
Anyway, play a little bit more.
We're almost done with this review, bro.
A shack-sized pizza?
Certainly something that, I mean, if you're really ravenous, it's like, okay, you got to wait out this thunderstorm.
I'm just going to, you know, even do that.
All right, we get it.
That's enough.
We get it, dude.
That's enough.
Jesus Christ.
And what the hell is this?
Fuck me, Senpai.
All right, that's enough.
Fucking, don't call me your senpai, you piece of shit.
All right.
Anyway, the past two donos were $150 total that was donated by Soiled Wheelchair.
And aside from him making me lose viewers from all his fucking goddamn requests, we've got the whole chat room talking garbage.
We got text-to-speech fucking flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard at me and shit.
So anyway, guess what?
Guess who the next donation is, folks?
It's none other none other than soiled wheelchair once again.
Soil, what the fuck is this, soiled?
I see where you get your information from.
I see where you get your Mrs. Ghost got yellowed by one of my spies.
Yeah, sure she did.
All right, fucking vice chairman, fried rice.
All right, go shove chopsticks up your fucking ass before I blindfold you with fucking dental floss.
All right, vice chairman, fried rice, you prick.
Or I should say, in your fucking oriental language, you plick.
Anyway, soiled wheelchair once again has donated and said, I can see where you get your information from, ghost.
What the fuck are you talking about, my information, soiled wheelchair?
Alex Jones!
I said, Bill Claimer's other more deadly mutations later.
Alex, hold on.
Put this back to fucking regular speed here, for fuck's sake.
Alex fucking Jones.
Habitualized fear over the common flu.
You've got to be kidding me.
Not donating a video for the show, but Strong Towns has a video regarding how the suburban development pattern is bankrupting America.
What?
Also, what do you think of Dave Ramsey?
I think Dave Ramsey's a fucking idiot.
I'm sorry, okay?
I mean, it doesn't take a brain science to tell people, you need to cut down on your credit cards.
You need to pay off your fucking secure debt.
It doesn't take a brain scientist to do that, man.
All right?
Ice old.
Fuck you, dude.
I've never sold out, you fucking piece of shit.
All right.
I'm a man of the people.
You understand that?
I'm a man of the people.
What is this?
Home Depot cop.
If I don't know one grand, will you play the 10-hour Home Depot ad?
No, absolutely not, dude.
Why?
I would fucking ruin my fucking people that are listening to the broadcast right now, you fucking milky liquor.
Anyway, Comunga Strikes dropped a diamond.
I don't know who Soiled is, but I hate him.
Believe me, you're not the only one.
Everybody seems to hate him for some reason.
Colonel Transisco dropped a diamond.
Press CCA of Ghost copies Alex.
I don't copy Alex.
That son of a bitch has been fucking ripping me off for 13 years.
All right?
I've had an illustrious 13-year internet broadcasting career.
And this son of a bitch has been fucking ripping me off every one of those fucking years.
I'll tell you that right.
Goddamn now.
Anyway, fuck you, soiled wheelchair.
I don't get my fucking information from Alex Jones, you dumb son of a bitch.
All right.
All right, play this shit.
It's never going to end, Gates.
It's look.
I agree with him here.
It's never going to end.
It's never going to end because now, haven't you noticed that they're starting to put more and more viruses that are miraculously popping up out of China in the mainstream news?
Haven't y'all heard that shit?
Huh?
Never mind.
I like soiled wheelchair now.
Yeah, you're because you're a fucking idiot, Art Hammond.
I'd make you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack in debate, you fucking idiot.
So sit there and shut your mouth.
Shut The Fuck Up Art Hammond00:14:41
Anyway, haven't y'all read here recently that there's a new swine flu that has been discovered out there in China?
The bubonic plague has now been discovered in China miraculously.
Isn't that coincidental?
And if you want my opinion, folks, I think that we're currently being biologically attacked at this point.
I think that there's some weaponized pneumonia or flu that is highly contagious at this point that is affecting people in this so-called second wave of coronavirus.
Now, why is it that it is being ultra contagious?
Well, let's just take a step back for a second and let's take a look at the international doctors who have been treating people that have been afflicted with so-called COVID.
Okay.
What have they been suggesting that prohibits COVID from onslaughting your goddamn system?
What they're saying is, folks, is that vitamin C, vitamin D, and zinc, those combinations can strengthen your immune system so that you can be prevented from actually getting a full-fledged onslaught of this weaponized pneumonia, flu, whatever the hell it is, okay?
Now, doesn't everybody find it convenient that now you've got meat prices, beef prices in America going up the ass because of the so-called supply chain being disrupted, the so-called supply chain being disrupted because of COVID-19?
And what is this?
Anonymous said, hey, quick tip, Ghost, the keyboard shortcuts for speeding the YouTube video are up and down.
Okay, thank you very much.
I appreciate it, man.
But anyway, as I was stating, the reason that we're having shortages in beef is because beef is a primary source of zinc.
It is a natural source of zinc.
All right.
We're seeing increases in produce, in orange juice, which have high concentrates of vitamin C.
And guess what?
Our government has told us for the past three to four months.
Stay inside.
Don't go outside.
Stay inside.
Depriving people of vitamin D.
The three vitamins that you need.
The three vitamins.
I deserve to be banned.
The last thing I remember was talking about learning whether or not you know what?
That's why you got banned because you're a fucking idiot, aren't you?
You're a moron.
Hey, wait a minute.
I just got a fucking amber alert, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
These amber alerts are fucking annoying.
Does anybody actually listen to the amber alerts?
I sure as hell don't.
Anyway, folks, I want to be honest with you.
Because the fucking hospitals have all been shut down and been geared to specifically and only cater to COVID-19 patients and because of the HIPAA, all right?
HIPAA is an acronym for an act in which prevents the onslaught of information of somebody's medical history.
So if you, as a person, tries to go in to the hospital, you are not going to be allowed into the hospital because of HIPAA, because of the privacy of people's medical records and their medical status, etc.
Okay.
Now, watch!
These viruses are the consequences of not bowing down to the CC3.
Go fuck off.
Go fuck off, Ardham.
And what is this?
Anonymous.
What does this say?
Yo, Ghostler, have you ever run for political office?
If not, why not?
Because political office corrupts everybody.
Remember, the only reason that Donald Trump didn't get corrupted was because he didn't take any fucking anybody's money.
He didn't take any big-time donos.
He didn't take any law.
What do you call those fucking idiots?
Lobbyists.
Excuse me.
I had a brain fart there for a second.
He'd used his own money so that he could obtain the presidency, which is outside the institution of Washington, D.C.
And that's why everybody is going after Trump right now, because all these criminals in Washington, D.C. want things to go back to fucking criminal normal.
Fat man, it gets hot in Texas, yes?
There is a very nice ice cream truck outside of window.
I'm sure there's a lot of people.
Start talking about swing flutes and go grab your phone.
Make sure you eat the whole thing, including the pill inside, which is only full of sugar.
All right, great.
Yeah, that's not even funny, dude.
All right.
All I'm simply stating is, folks, you need to keep your immune system up and stop eating fast food and shit.
You talked shit about China.
Now you have to bring on Mr. 4chan Cook.
No, no, I don't.
Here, look, I got to get back to this dono.
This dono was my soiled wheelchair.
He claimed this is where I get my fucking news from.
I don't.
All right.
But let's hear what Alex Jones is saying.
201 and that event 202 will be much deadlier.
And then a month later, he came out on TV and said exactly that.
Because when you read the drills, they're not drills.
They're action plans.
This is true.
The New England Patriots.
I mean, this is absolutely true.
I mean, I've told you about event 201 prior to the COVID-19 pandemic quarantine.
All right.
I've told y'all about that.
Nigger.
All right.
Look, stop donating to me.
All right.
All of you people, just stop fucking donating at this fucking point.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Tinfoil Hat Jew.
Amber Alert is for you.
You fucking shekel Jew that kidnaps kids.
All right.
Go fuck off, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Play the rest of this shit.
The Pittsburgh Steelers or the Washington Redskins.
I'm doing East Coast.
Dallas Cowboys.
Seattle Seahawks.
You know, they call it drills when they go out and they have a practice.
They go, let's run drills.
But the drills are what they're going to run during the game.
I'm sitting here reading the damn game plan.
I mean, I told you all about Ven 201, dude.
I mean, if you have not looked up event 201, take a look at it.
And by the way, I got some damn diamonds.
Food Stampler.
Make up your mind, dude.
It's a hoke or is fake.
It is fake, dude.
The problem is that we don't know what's going on in the hospitals.
We're not going to know.
You know, if you happen to have elements of pneumonia or flu and you submit yourself to the hospital, that no family or advocates, okay, are allowed in there with you.
You're there on your own.
And once you're admitted, all they got to do is tell you that, hey, here's a ventilator.
And once you put that ventilator on, you're going to be dead within days after they take it off of you.
All right.
And I've told you all this.
I've showed y'all the fucking, I've showed you all the goddamn documentation for this.
The ventilators are killing people.
That's why when New York decided to stop fucking using them, they stopped becoming a hotspot for coronavirus deaths.
And this is a fact.
Okay.
Anyway, we got goopy ghost hates children confirmed.
Fuck you.
Jay Jangle said, fans since 2011, if only I wasn't in Seattle, though.
Yeah, no shit for crying.
Fake sources.
Dude, I hate to keep fucking doing this, dude.
I mean, seriously, you fucking guys are stupid.
You know, this is why I have to repeat shit over and over again because you people are fucking idiots.
Okay.
Take a look at this.
All right.
All right.
Business Insider, 80% of NYC's coronavirus patients who are put on ventilators ultimately die.
And some doctors are trying to stop using them.
This was April 9th, 2020.
You dumb fucks.
All right.
You dumb fucking idiots.
And on top of which, and I'm going to say this again, I don't give a shit if you fucking people get tired of this.
I don't care.
And what is this?
What racist joke do you have now, you stupid fucking baggage?
What is it?
What's the difference between?
I'm not going to say that.
Go fuck yourself.
I'm not saying that.
You go fuck yourself.
Everybody, I'm not.
I'm not saying racist jokes, you dumb shithead.
All right.
Anyway.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Nigger.
All right.
Go fuck off.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Here it is.
Once again, you shut the fuck up.
Stop ripping me off, y'all little bastard.
Fuck you, man.
Stop donating to me, you dumb fucking idiots, all right?
What is this?
Ice habit.
Yeah, fuck you, fucking vappy.
I know that's our froppy, excuse me.
Froppie, I know it's fucking you.
Stop donating me, you fucking shitheads.
All right?
Fucking tired of you idiots.
All right.
I hope fucking half of you idiots get infected with this shit.
Anyway, once again, if you go into the hospital and you have any kind of heart attack or stroke or any of this other shit, take a look at what the damn CDC, here it is, cdc.gov.
This is what they're telling doctors to do.
And all you got to do is go to the conclusion here, and I'm going to fucking keep saying it.
I don't care if you fuckers get tired of it.
Go to the conclusion.
It says an accurate count of the number of deaths due to COVID-19 infection, which depends in part on proper death certification, is critical to ongoing public health surveillance and response.
When a death is due to COVID-19, it is likely the UCOD, which is an acronym for other conditions.
Yeah, okay, great.
Fuck you, Ludapon.
I hope you fucking die of fucking prostate cancer, you shithead.
All right.
Anyway, it is likely due to UOCD, and thus, it should be reported on the lowest line used in part one of the death certificate.
Ideally, okay?
Testing for COVID-19.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The masks inhibit your oxygen influence.
We get it, Sunburst.
You fucking stupid idiots.
Beat it cheese.
Pause holy eating shit.
We get it.
Jesus Christ, man.
Stop donating, you fucks.
Quit ripping us off.
Yeah, go fuck on.
All of you go fuck off, you idiots.
Anyway, as I was stating. I'd buy that for a dollar.
Barcode.
I'm done, dude.
I'm tired of you fucking people.
I'm serious.
I'm so fucking tired of you idiots.
You fucking people are racist fucking shitheads.
And I'm sitting over here trying to spark synapses in your fucking brains.
And you fucking idiots don't even give a shit.
You don't even give a shit, man.
So go ahead.
Go ahead.
Do whatever the fuck you want.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.
Yeah.
Nigger.
Real funny, dude.
That took so much originality.
All right.
No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.
Yeah, okay, great.
You say the same shit all the time because you're a fucking unoriginal shithead.
All right?
Buy that for a dollar.
Nigger.
See, look at this bullshit.
Look at it.
This is the kind of shit that is fucking listening to me right now, and it's a fucking shame.
Jesus Christ.
As I was saying, you dumb fucks.
It says ideally testing for COVID-19 should be conducted, but it is acceptable to report COVID-19 on a death certificate without this confirmation if circumstances are compelling within a reasonable degree of certainty.
So what is happening here, you dumb fucking uneducated shitheads, is that the CDC is advising physicians to put COVID-19 on the lowest line of part one in the death certificate, all right, to any fucking deaths based upon observable symptoms.
And haven't you noticed that the CDC has added more and more symptoms to COVID-19?
So all a physician has to do is see observable so-called symptoms and they mark the fucking death as COVID-19.
All right, that's the way it is.
And that's from the CDC here.
Let me fucking put this in the fucking chat room so you fucking morons can read it for yourselves.
All right.
There it is right there.
The CDC is advising the goddamn physicians to mark any death as COVID-19 based on observable fucking symptoms.
Yeah, shut up and play the dough.
Go fuck yourself.
I do whatever the fuck I want to do, you dumb fucks.
All right.
I do whatever the fuck I want to do.
Mr. Alvin, nigger.
All right.
You know what?
I'm pausing the fucking donos.
I'm pausing this shit.
I'm not going to fucking sit here and continue to put up with this shit.
The donos are, but the donos are paused.
All right.
All right.
Put the donos or paused right now.
All right.
Any dono that comes in is not going to be played from now on.
All right.
Any dono that comes in is not going to be played.
So you all can go fuck yourselves, you fucking idiots.
Fucking tired of you fucking losers, man.
Seriously.
I don't even know why I even fucking come up and broadcast to you fucking shitheads.
I'm serious.
You fucking people make me sick.
And I can't fucking believe that I'm sitting here trying to give you fucking information to save your asses when, to be honest with you, most of you probably don't even deserve to be on this earth to begin with.
All right.
Anyway, play fucking stupid fucking soiled wheelchairs $20 for fuck's sake.
I'll say this is eventually.
Jesus Christ.
Event 202 will be much deadlier.
And then a month later, he came out on TV and said exactly that.
Because when you read the drills, they're not drills.
They're action plans.
Like in football, the New England Patriots or the College of Community.
All right, first of all, I don't get my information from this idiot.
This idiot has been fucking ripping me off for 13 years.
When they go out and they have a practice, they go, let's go.
I mean, seriously, I want to get done with these donos and I'm out of here.
I'm not even fucking hitting it.
I'm fuck all you people.
All right, I'm just going through these donos.
Donos are paused, and that's it.
So if you happen to donate, it's not going to show up.
If you happen to donate, it's not going to show up.
Globalists Want Majority Eliminated00:05:57
It's the fantasticness of it that gives it strength and that gives it weakness.
Because you don't cook up conspiracies.
You don't cook up plots.
I know I don't.
I just straight shoot.
Hurry up, Alex.
Stop fucking giving dead airs at Sandy Books.
I just start grabbing food.
And fuck you, Max Sand, whoever the fuck you are.
Go fuck yourself.
But see, with the globalist, they think everything out because they get off on it.
That's how criminal brains operate.
A lot of highly intelligent people operate that way too, but it turns into OCD and it's very destructive.
So now everybody that thinks stuff out is bad, but criminals, it's known, especially high-functioning ones, they think it out.
At least they think they do.
Yeah, thank you, Comunga Strikes.
Of course, it's a CBCP.
You're not scheming up all this.
But you know, these fucking idiots are trolls.
They don't give a shit.
Hopefully, you know, it affects your grandma or some shit and then they fucking start really taking shit serious.
When I sit back and I look at how the Rockefeller Foundation and the UN and Bill of Melinda Gates Foundation on record schemed out every angle of this COVID-19 and the fraud and the forced inoculations, but first lock us down for a couple years of mask and on and off again lockdowns.
I mean, they said it all 10 years ago.
I know I don't understand.
But of course, you know, we live in such an ignorant society at this point that the goddamn, and look, you know, people are, whoever's donating, it's not going to pop up, you dumb shithead.
So go fuck yourself, all right?
Donos are paused.
I'm getting, look, I don't like doing this broadcast.
I'm going to be fucking honest with you, okay?
I don't like doing this broadcast because all I get is a bunch of fucking two-bit fucking idiot troll losers that just want to make my life a live in hell.
And you know what?
Just play the fucking shit, man.
I fucking hate the fact that I even got a fucking news.
I'm talking about the COVID-19s being found in samples from three years ago, not just last year.
It's all a giant scam, folks.
Of course it's a giant scam.
But you know what?
You're talking to idiot America.
You're talking to idiot America who are rioting and committing violence in the name of so-called social justice, for fuck's sake.
That's what we're dealing with right now, Alex.
Jesus Christ.
To watch Gates then, because I could totally predict that.
Tighter top-down government control.
You see that?
Centralized government control.
I've been reading all their other statements about this for years before they even pulled it.
And Goopy, go fuck yourself.
Yeah, that's going to make me fucking take you off of being banned, you fucking and create fear to make sure during a real lockdown or a real pandemic, everyone behaves.
And then once that's happened, we can move forward with big pandemics.
They don't even hide they're doing it.
Of course not.
Nobody's reading, Alex.
Everybody's a fucking idiot.
Everybody's waxing their character cartoons and playing fucking stupid video games.
That's why they can show everybody.
They could show the world and they're not going to get it.
They're fucking idiots.
Reading lockstep.
They're not reading Event 2.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm so sick about this.
And that's what drives me crazy.
Yeah, I hear you, Alex.
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
All right, stop this.
I already let it go four minutes.
I got to be honest with you, man.
I mean, at this point, with all the riots and with all the idiots that are fucking wearing masks, making themselves sick like a bunch of morons, not asking any questions whatsoever.
I mean, the globalists are actually making a case on why they're doing what they're doing.
They're actually making a case saying, what are you talking about, ghosts?
These people are idiots, ghosts.
They don't even care about themselves, ghosts.
They don't even care about their children, ghost.
Why do you care about these people, ghost?
They don't even care about themselves, ghost.
I'm serious.
You know, the globalists are making a fucking case on, you know, why the majority of the fucking world needs to be fucking eliminated.
I'm not, I hate to say that.
I hate to say that, but I never thought that we would see this level of ignorance, especially in American society that we're witnessing right now, where you've got fucking morons that are out here committing acts of violence, looting, under the guise of protest and social justice.
All right.
I mean, the whole reason why you dumbasses and Antifa and Black Lives Matter went out there looting and rioting was because of police brutality.
Yet the actions of your violence and looting is making legitimate reason on why we should have rough police and police should rough you up.
I can't believe that this is so fucking that we are in this goddamn dire straits in this country.
And to think, folks, everybody that was out there during these so-called riots, the so-called protests, the violence, the looting, all these motherfuckers were educated in America by taxpaying dollars.
Most of these people were collecting EBT and welfare from our tax system.
So we paid for this shit.
And there's no negotiating with all these idiots.
There's no negotiating with these people that have already been battle-hardened to go out and commit acts of violence and looting again.
All they need is another trigger.
All they need is another trigger, and they're going to go out and they're going to do it all over again.
We are in some serious trouble, folks.
And if you don't know this by now, then you're a fucking idiot.
All right, you're an absolute fucking moron if you don't think that we're in some serious trouble.
No Negotiating With These Idiots00:08:47
All right, can we get to the next fucking dono?
Gutsa one requested this one, all right?
And Gutza One said, sorry, conservatives, but facts care more about your than your feelings.
Okay, what the fuck are you talking about, Gutza?
You fucking leftist piece of communist trash.
What the hell is this?
Russia, we asked Russia.
Are you fucking we asked Russia?
And by the way, Max Ann, wait, this isn't Alex Jones.
Go fuck yourself.
And Alan Watt, what's up, dude?
Or Alan Andy Watt, excuse me.
Go ahead and play Gutza One's video, dude.
I mean, dude, who gives a shit about what Ruskies have to say?
All right.
I mean, Ruskies in the male population of Russia, they're losing a whole generation to fucking cirrhosis of the liver because of all the vodka they drink.
All right?
Russians are throwbacks in fucking evolution, for Christ's sake.
I mean, don't you understand that?
I mean, why do you think they got cock eyes they breathe out of their mouths for Christ's sake?
All right, they got deformed heads and shit.
Jesus Christ.
Hello, everyone.
This is Isha, and I'm live from well, not live.
A lot of people.
kind of ethnically ambiguous, ugly fucking drag queen looking cunt is this?
Are you fuck?
I'm just thumbs downing this just based on the fucking, Oh, well, what?
What is this?
What is this?
They're trying to.
Just play it.
In America, still believe weird myths from the Cold War era.
Now that I'm in Moscow, it's time to debunk some myths that Americans think about Russia.
This is a fucking man.
This is obviously a fucking man.
In the Soviet Union, everything was very good.
There was peace, friendship, love to everyone.
Yeah, yeah, no shit.
Yeah, shut up, you dumb rooski.
Give me a fucking break.
All right?
If he says anything else, he'd be fucking arrested by Pootie Pooh.
And if you don't believe that, you're an idiot.
All right.
Give me a fucking break.
One of the most ridiculous myths is that everything in Russia is dull, gray, and depressing.
I'm looking at it from here, with the exceptions of when the Russian oligarchs took over the god.
See, these skylines, you notice how they're not fucking fully finished and shit?
That's because Putin was like telling the oligarchs who was funding all this bullshit to get out.
All right?
Actually, that's completely a myth.
A lot of the buildings are brightly colored.
Yeah, by the way, I'm going to take this bitch's fashion sense when it comes to her architectural work, huh?
Red.
I mean, what the fuck is this, dude?
We're supposed to glamorize this.
This looks like shit.
All right?
And by the way, the czars were the ones that built most of these fucking buildings for fuck's sake.
Blue, orange, very, very colorful.
Like they're from Candyland.
As you can see, the St. Peter's Basilica almost.
Built by the czars, you dumb fuck.
Jesus Christ, man, trying to claim that fucking communist Russia built this shit.
And Goopy dropped a diamond saying Russian women are usually hot.
What the fuck happened, dude?
That's a myth that Russian bitches are hot, okay?
Like a birthday cake.
You're thinking of Eastern European women.
Prefective.
In America, a lot of myths about Russia and the Soviet Union unfortunately still perpetuate.
I mean, how old is this bitch?
This bitch is talking to me like she's a 13-year-old piece of shit.
This idea of socialism being cool is ignoring what has happened in history.
People fled socialist countries for a reason.
People who lived through the Soviet Union and then the fall of the Soviet Union.
And all these people were really excited when the Soviet Union fell.
Have you ever heard of the USSR, United Soviet Socialist Republic?
They trapped socialism for seven years.
I mean, what kind of pro-fucking bullshit is this?
None of these guys that are saying talking about the USSR are telling a lie.
The USSR fell.
All right.
It fell for Christ's sake.
Just because Pootie Pooh is trying to make it up again doesn't mean that it's a fucking sustainable fucking system.
And it failed.
What do you remember about the Soviet Union?
I mean, they're going to say this because if they're caught on camera, if they're caught on camera saying anything against fucking Pootie Pooh's fucking government, they're going to fucking be thrown in jail.
They're going to be thrown in jail.
And Walter Bennett dropped a diamond saying, Jesus, Jesus Christ, this woman looks like a madman.
Soviet television regularly offers generous portions of good news.
The dark trenches of a deadly and growing epidemic in this country.
After a horrific weekend in Chicago, more than a dozen dead.
Accusing big labor of using notice.
All the states and cities that they're saying in these little clips that they're compiling here are all Democrats.
Chicago's a Democrat-run city.
All right, a Democrat-run state.
Wisconsin, now a Democrat-run state.
To drum up support.
it goes out of its way to praise those workers who allegedly devote their labor to the aims of Soviet society at the expense of private goals.
I mean, this propaganda is fooling nobody, dude.
I mean, if any of these people were caught on camera saying anything bad about the Russian government, they'd be thrown in jail.
You know it, and I know it, all right?
I mean, I know some of you may be for this, but in Russia, they jail homosexuals, lesbians, and trannies.
All right?
Look up the pussy riot, if you don't know what I'm talking about.
So, I mean, you know, when you've got these leftists over here trying to, you know, put fucking Russia on a pedestal.
I mean, you got to think about things like that.
Free?
It's not free.
It's not free if your taxpaying neighbor has to fund it.
Free schools, free education, free universities.
You know, we're practically doing that right now in America.
Why do you think that universities suck a cockwood in America today?
Because we're giving fucking minorities grants and white trailer trash too.
I'm not like singling out ethnic minorities, but we're giving people that have no business in college free grants to go to college.
And that's why college is now an extension of high school.
And now you've got fucking fights and gangs rolling up in there, people getting ripped off of their shoes.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
I have seen so many fights at universities.
And of course, they entail a bunch of minorities.
I hate to say that.
All right.
But as a result, this is what's happened to our universities.
And this is probably what's happening in universities in Russia.
All right.
When you give out a free education, nobody is truly educated, though.
You know what I'm saying?
No one is truly educated if you give out a free education.
Anything that you give out for free sucks!
And now, you know, by capitalism, a person has learned, but where to work?
In Moscow, the hammer and sickle is Lord for the last time, and an era comes to an end.
The negative is a very dependent on people's material, from money, from finances, from banks, bankers, from insurance companies.
It's hard to breathe in such a way.
It's hard to breathe because I want to be dumb Russian.
I want to be a dumb Russian.
I don't want to think about these things.
I want to be a dummy.
I want the big brother government to tell me what to do.
I don't want to think about these things.
That's where we're getting at in America today.
We're getting people Russia dumb.
We're getting people Russia dumb where they're like, you know, insurance and all these fucking shit.
I have to worry about the cloud payment and I got to do that.
I don't want to do that anymore.
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Stupid Fucking Propaganda Video00:09:27
This is a stupid fucking propaganda video.
This is a stupid propaganda video.
And the people that fucking put this together should be put to sleep if you want my opinion, all right?
So fuck you, Gutsa One.
All right, let's continue here.
We've got Capitalist America who donated a $25 bill five days ago for this one and said, One of my all-time favorite kung fu fish immigrant movies of all time, batshit insane comedic gore warning.
All right, I hope we don't get fucking banned for this.
I mean, this, I hope this isn't a fucking terms of service.
All right, so anyway, here is Capitalist America warning condains violence.
I'm not too sure if I can fucking play this, dude.
I want to be completely honest.
Oh, God.
All right, let me see if I can play this.
All right.
Here we go.
Put the PC shot on.
Once again, this is just a movie.
Okay, this is not real.
All right, what is this?
Oh, good God.
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, my God.
He punched through his stomach.
He punched through his stomach.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This is ridiculous.
This is fucking ridiculous.
And now he's pulling a boys in the hood where he's punching the air right after getting harassed by the cops.
Now, what is this?
Don't tell me he's gonna slice a head off or something.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Wait, he slapped him in the back of the head and his eyeball popped out.
What is this guy?
A fucking bug?
And he fucking stabs himself.
What the fuck am I watching?
Oh, my God.
What?
You gotta be.
Oh, my God, folks.
Give me a fucking break.
Give me a break.
Oh, my God.
Comunga strikes, drop the diamond.
Holy shit, that's intense as hell.
Switch the channel, drop the diamond.
some pretty keno, practical, special effects.
Oh, you've got to be shitting me, man.
You've got to be shitting me.
You gotta think that there's some people in China that actually think that they can gain the strength to do this kind of crap.
Oh, great.
He's playing a fucking recorder now.
That's great.
He's fruiting up with a fucking recorder now.
What the fuck?
Are you sliced his face off?
Now this guy's doing the Michael Jackson thinking that he can fucking kick some ass or something.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh, my God.
You got to be shitting me.
Dude, are you kidding me?
They actually fucking made movies like this.
How long is this?
What is he?
What the hell is this?
He's breaking the mold?
He's gonna squeeze his head.
He's gonna squeeze his head.
And don't donate.
The donuts are paws.
Oh, shit!
Oh my god, he tastes his own blood like a fucking shit maniac.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, you gotta be shitting me, man.
Oh my god!
All right, this is out of hand.
This is out of control.
All right, this is this is fucking like this is like kung fu naked gun type of a movie.
The only thing missing is Leslie Nielsen.
I'm waiting for Leslie Nielsen to pop out and say something like, Oh, my God!
Oh my, I'm sorry.
Oh my god, I'm waiting for Leslie Nielsen to come out and say, You mind if I pull the underwear out of my crack?
A man's got to go comfortably.
And wait a minute, why is the pupper there?
Why did they bring in a pupper?
They've got a pupper in here.
Don't do anything bad to the pupper.
He kicked the puppy.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Oh my god, throwing razor blades in his throat.
Oh my god, talking about torture.
Talking about torture.
Oh, my God.
Now he's bitch slapping him.
Now he's bitch slapping him.
Oh, you motherfucker.
Oh, good lord.
Are you shitting me?
This is stupid, this is fucking- You gotta do that!
YAAAHHH DAAAAAHH Are you kidding me?
He punches through the.
This is ridiculous.
This is fucking stupid.
I mean, come on.
What is he doing?
Oh, my God.
He chopped his arm off.
I'm a fucking fan.
What is that?
Why is this guy blowing up?
I can see the fucking sushi that that son of a bitch ate earlier.
I mean, he's saying Moisayo!
Oh, my God.
I SHOT HIM IN HIS ASS!
What the hell is wrong with this shit, idiot?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
I mean, is this the orgasm from hell?
I mean, what is this?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Ah!
Has the final boss find him?
How come this guy can punch through people's bodies?
How come this guy punches through people's bodies, for fuck's sake?
Now he's in the meat grinder.
Now he's in the mead grinder!
He's going in the mead grinder!
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
That's fucking sick.
This is sick, dude.
He just grinded this asshole up into cheeseburger.
And now he's got his head.
Now he's going to play soccer with a dodgeball.
Now what?
Get the fuck out of here.
What is this guy, Liu Kang now?
Liu Kang.
I mean, give me a fucking break with what the fuck I just saw there.
I mean, good God.
Once again, Capitalist America hooked that one up.
Cheers to Capitalist America.
So let's continue, folks.
Once again, we are going through old donos that I wasn't able to go through on Thursday because of the technical difficulties that we were having.
So let's continue here.
We've got Chatelet.
Chatelet requested this one about five days ago and said, my new favorite podcast.
Well, what the fuck are you talking about, Chatelet?
You fucking milky liquor, your fucking new favorite podcast.
Hold on.
Shut Up and Play the Song00:05:06
What?
What?
This fucking thing's got a podcast?
Are you shitting me?
This fucking stupid song has got a podcast.
Hi, everybody.
This is Travis.
And hi from Jonathan.
Oh, my God.
It's the guy that sings the fucking song.
It's the podcast that eventually plays the song 100 Ways to Love a Cat.
I'm looking at it.
Oh, my God.
How was your week, Jonathan?
Did you have a good week this week?
Oh, boy, everything went about as well as could be expected.
I mean, this sounds like fucking NPR shit.
You know what?
I'm not sure.
How are you doing, Jonathan?
Is everything going okay with you?
This weekend.
Everything went just great.
And to you and everyone, whoever you may be.
Chatelet, where the fuck did you find this shit?
Well, I appreciate it.
Where the fuck do you fucking trolls find all this garbage?
Seriously, man.
Talk about songs.
Music soothes the song.
100 ways to love a cat.
100 loving ways.
Number one.
Shove it up your ass.
I like to 100 loving ways.
I do too.
I can also turn the speakers up loud and listen to it that way.
Do you ever drive around in your car and say, I'm not going anywhere?
I'm just listening to music.
Dude, why don't you speak up?
By the way, thumbs down.
I don't necessarily have a destination.
I see.
I guess 100 loving ways.
Oh, you said drive around, so I assumed you meant the 100 loving ways.
I guess it's where I grew up.
It's colloquialism, like you say, I'm going to go drive around, but that doesn't necessarily mean you're going to die.
All right.
How long is this?
You know what I mean?
42 minutes of these two fucking scumbag mumsers talking to each other?
No wonder there's only been 133 views in the past two fucking years.
I mean, Jesus Christ!
But, I mean, to each his own, there are different...
Well, it's a big...
And now you wonder why this guy wrote a song about 100 ways of loving a fucking cat.
There you go right there.
This is the personality that this fucking guy's dealing with.
To believe that is just different.
So now I completely understand what you're saying.
And when you say drive around from here on out, I can assume you either could be driving around.
100 loving ways.
Music.
When you said music, I got so excited again.
I love music too.
You know what amazes me?
Are these like two gay lovers?
It sounds like two gay lovers that have cats that are trying to conversate with each other and think that people actually want to hear this from a third-party perspective.
Did they have a bad experience with music at some point?
Perhaps I didn't have the people I've discussed this with, I didn't get into extreme detail with him, so I don't want to make judgment calls on that.
I don't know precisely.
Fuck off, play it all.
I'm not playing it all, you dumb fucks.
I'm playing about four minutes of this shit and I'm moving on.
Chatelet requested this goddamn thing about five days ago, and it's boring the balls off of people.
I'm losing listeners as we speak.
For fuck's sake.
And I'm sorry to the people that are listening.
Some fucking jerk-off named Chatelet making us fucking listen to these two fucking boring jerk-offs fan their nuts while they're talking about goddamn cat videos or cat songs or whatever the fuck they're talking about.
You turn a leaf over, and you never know what sort of caterpillar you're going to find.
That's true, Jonathan.
That's absolutely true.
Well, now is the time of the podcast where we listen to the song 100 Ways.
What?
They made a podcast so that we can listen to this fucking song again?
If you have a cat, if you have a pet.
Are you fucking prepping a cat?
Good God.
I mean, some people just don't have a clue.
Some people are so egotistical.
They get a few fucking hits on some stupid video they uploaded to fucking YouTube, and now they think that they're the fucking gods.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, God.
They're going to play the song.
I hope you enjoy music.
If you don't, they're going to play the fucking song.
This is probably where you want to turn the podcast off because for the next 35 minutes, we're going to play a song about this.
They're going to play a song for the next 35 minutes of the podcast.
35 minutes, and we hope you would come back and listen to it.
You have got to be shitting me.
But I think you're right, I would think, if you're not a music fan.
Oh, my God.
Can we hurry up?
Just play the song.
Music may be so.
Hurry up!
Next week's.
Play it!
Shut up!
Please join us again next week.
Absolutely.
And whether you like music or don't.
Just shut up and play it, you dick.
If you like music, stay with us for the whole time.
Oh, God, play the fucking song and shut up.
Look at this.
100 loves.
Nuclear Attack Warning Detected00:06:08
Look at this fucking moron.
He made a podcast to replay this fucking stupid song!
Oh, God, dude.
I mean, I've heard it all now, man.
I mean, the internet is a really fucking stupid place.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, man.
Wait for brush them with a hair prize.
What?
All right, we get it.
We're not playing this whole fucking song again.
All right, yeah.
Hey, fucking Chatelet.
Yeah, thanks for nothing with that video, dude.
You fucking piss me off and you're fucking, you're, you're shooing away fucking listeners, man.
You're shooing away fucking listeners.
All right, let's continue, folks.
We got a lot of donations.
That's why the donations are paused.
If you have donated, there's been two idiots that have.
It's not showing up because the donations are paused.
All right.
All right, let's get to the next $20.20 bucker.
We're remaking all the donos that didn't get played on Thursday.
This one is from The Wanderer.
And The Wanderer says skip to 1049.
Absolutely terrifying.
All right, let's see what the fucking Wanderer has up in store here.
What the hell is this?
All right, go to 1049.
All right, here it is.
1049.
Here it is.
Okay, hold on.
What the hell is this?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
Who the hell requested this again?
The Wanderer.
What the hell is this?
A real-time nuclear attack simulation.
A real-time nuclear attack simulation.
What the fuck is this?
The following message is transmitted at the request of the United States government.
This is not a test.
The North American Aerospace Defense Command has detected the launch of 20 Chinese missiles, 15 of which are headed for the continental United States.
These missiles are believed to be carrying nuclear warheads.
Oh, that'll be a good idea.
This is an attack warning.
Repeat, this is an attack warning.
Attack warning means that an actual attack against the United States has been detected, and that protective action should be taken immediately.
These missiles are expected to strike the following locations within the next 10 to 15 minutes.
Austin, Texas, Cheyenne, Wyoming, Chicago, Illinois, Dallas, Texas, Houston, Texas, Jacksonville, Florida, Los Angeles, California, New York City, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Phoenix, Arizona, San Antonio, Texas, San Diego, California, San Jose, California, and Washington, D.C. All persons within 100 miles of these locations are strongly advised to seek out a fallout shelter now.
If no such shelter exists in your area, move to a basement or interior room on the lowest level of the sturdy building.
Stay away from windows, doors, and outside walls.
Put as much space between you and the outside as possible.
Take a battery-powered radio for use during your stay in the shelter.
Do not leave your shelter until it is declared safe to do so.
If you leave your shelter, you may be exposing yourself to radioactive fallout.
This is horrible.
Fallout is a byproduct of nuclear explosions.
Prolonged exposure to fallout may cause sickness or death.
Stay tuned to local media for further updates.
The president will be speaking on all stations shortly.
Please stand by for this message.
Switch the channel, just drop the dime and run for the hills.
It's happening.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
This is an emergency action notification.
All broadcast stations and cable systems shall transmit this emergency action notification.
This is rather scary.
Why is there five nuclear missiles being directed at Texas specifically?
I mean, that isn't.
I guess that's it for old Texas, huh?
The Chinese are like, look, we have to get rid of Taxa first.
We get rid of Texas, and then we can kick America ass.
They're programming at the What the hell?
What the hell is this?
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, my fellow Americans, As you know, our attempts at preventing nuclear war have failed.
There are currently 15 Chinese missiles headed for the United States and five others headed for Canada.
I would like to avoid the mission.
And there's some headed for Canadian.
So Canadians going down with us.
The only advice I can give the American public at this time is to pray.
Pray for yourself.
Is to pray.
Pray for your loved ones.
Pray for forgiveness.
what the goddamn government is going to tell us is to pray and what that what the hell Oh my god.
What is this?
Civil authorities issued a civil danger warning.
A civil danger warning, for Christ's sake.
Civil danger warning.
The following message is transmitted at the request of the United States government.
This is not a test.
The North American Aerospace Defense Command has detected the launch of several hundred Russian missiles.
These missiles are carrying nuclear warheads.
This is an attack war.
This is an attack warning.
Attack warning means that an actual attack against the United States has been detected and that protective action should be taken immediately.
Due to the extremely high number of inbound missiles, it is not possible to determine exact targets.
Therefore, all residents of the continental United States are strongly advised to seek out a fallout shelter now.
If no such shelter exists in your area, move to a basement or interior room on the lowest level of a sturdy building.
Stay away from doors and outside walls.
Hundreds of Russian Missiles Launching00:06:48
Oh, great.
Put as much space between you and the outside as possible.
Take a battery-powered radio for use during your stay in the shelter.
Do not leave your shelter until it is declared safe to do so.
If you leave your shelter, you may be exposing yourself to radioactive fallout.
There's the nuke.
Huh?
There went the nuke for Christ's sake.
There it is.
We were just hit.
Thanks for watch.
Thanks for living.
All right, you just witnessed.
Anyway, the wanderer requested that one.
That was actually rather freaky to say the least.
So I get you there, Wanderer.
All right, we've got the next $20, $20 bucker that was donated about five days ago.
This was from Richard Fitzel.
And Richard Fitzel said, oi Vei, check out what Ghost produced.
By the way, this shit is real.
And Ghost ripped off Barney for some shekels.
The fuck are you talking about, you fucking Richard Fitzel, you fucking idiot.
What the hell are you talking about?
Let's go and see what the hell he's talking about here.
What is this?
What the fuck?
Put the PC shot on.
Richard Fitzel requested this.
Five-ish and friends.
Five-ish and friend.
What the fuck?
What is this?
Come to the world of five-ish.
Say hello, meet everyone.
Come and learn with five-ish.
Join us.
So much fun.
Come to the world.
Are these Jewish children or something?
I'm not gathering.
I'm not making the connection.
Come and learn with five-ish a joint and your left bun.
Oh, five-ish.
That's me.
Someday for a bit.
Are you fucking kidding me, Richard fucking Fitzer?
Oh, five-ish.
Where we're learning and having fun.
Oh, five-ish.
Jump in.
Dude, give me a break.
All right, I had nothing to do with producing you.
Shut up.
Where the learning is so much fun.
What the fuck?
Five-ish?
I mean, I'm assuming that this has something to do with some Jewish connotation.
Oh, Five-ish.
This is like some Jewish thing, right?
What the fuck kind of spice was that?
Oh, Five-ish.
Jump in.
It is!
Look at the Jews!
Look at the Hascetic Jewish kids!
Oh, Five-ish, where the learning is so much fun.
Where the learning is so much fun.
Wait a minute, this is a fucking show!
Dance the bars.
You'll have fun.
No, let me pause this for a second.
On a side note, all right, there's an online company called Fiverr that's actually based out of Israel.
I am not kidding.
All right, I am not kidding.
So, no!
Five-ish!
Hello there!
I'm so glad you could join me here today because today is Mamisha Gavaltiga Day.
What?
Why?
Well, that's right.
Because today is Friday, Fritig.
And that means only one day left into the most makadica day of the day.
That's right, one day before the Sabbath.
You all know what I'm talking about.
The Sabbath!
That wonderful day we look forward to all week long.
That's right.
It's Shabbos.
Shabbos Kwitish.
Counting down the days of the week in anticipation of Shabbos shows how Shabbos is the most important dica day of the week.
What?
It also fulfills the mitzvah of Sochor S. Yomah Shabbos Likat Show.
What the hell is this I'm talking about?
I'm especially excited today since today's the day my good friends are coming to visit.
Yay!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What is it?
20 spot and 50 spot?
What's five-ish's friends?
Dissipation.
Oh, I'm so excited.
This is going to be so much fun.
Hey, it's me.
It's 10 spots.
Well, hello, my goodness.
No, it's the youngest.
We were just talking about you, and here you are.
This deserves a group.
High Five-ish.
High Five-ish?
High Five-ish?
High-Five-ish.
High Fivish.
Give me a break.
I was just telling my friends out there that there are only hours left until the most holy and heliga day of the week.
You mean Chavez?
Yes, Viggie.
And I have a very special surprise guest coming this day.
Nobody knows who.
I can guess it's a famously retired Khazen, Schragen Favor Hawkeiser.
High Machine.
What?
You think I would add Chazin as my guest?
Nah, too much slapping and traveling for him when he was a boy.
Then maybe he can die.
What the fuck is this?
He was very good now.
No good.
Could it be Dr. Alan Greenberg PhD?
No, young one.
His wife, Debbie, would never be amenable to leaving their comfortable and tastefully appointed home and synagogue for the weekend.
No, no, I think they're going to stay in the Hamptons.
Don't tell me.
It's the traveling litbux.
What the f- What am I watching here?
The Lit Fox.
That sure would be something I say.
But no, no, no.
Man, this is some Kabbalah magic being fucking performed right in front of us.
You know that, right?
I'm afraid of the family.
I can feel the money coming out of my wallet right now.
Anyway, we don't have time for guessing games right now.
We have so much to prepare.
I hardly know where to start.
Speaking of which, I'd better get back to my challenge.
That special Shabbos food that stays warm and tasty.
How long have I been watching?
All right, I'm going to give it another minute, all right?
Sure, we can, right, everyone?
We sure can.
Thank you, everyone.
Now, let's see.
Here we are.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Jewish food, dude.
I can't watch this.
Fuck Off Better Than Original00:15:59
All right, we've already been over.
Look, five minutes and 30 seconds.
All right, we've seen enough of this.
I don't want to see Jewish food, all right?
Unless it's brisket.
All right.
Anyway, Richard Fitzel requested that one about five days ago.
So let's continue here.
Noble Savage, what's up to Noble Savage, a member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
He said, howdy, ghost.
Let's see what this month's brings.
The turning point or the slide to hell.
You may hate or be amused by this walk cover, but let's see.
Cheers, Ghost.
And are you joining us for 4th of July?
No, are you kidding me?
I mean, 4th of July landed on a Saturday, man.
That means that everybody took the whole weekend off and everybody was partying.
And I actually had a great 4th of July, by the way.
I'm not even kidding around.
It was great.
You know, it was family-oriented.
You know, barbecue, you know, all that stuff, baby.
I love barbecue.
So, anyway, let's get to Noble Savage's video.
It's supposed to be a walk mashup.
Here, put it in.
What is this?
What is this shit?
Oh, wait a minute.
It's not a mashup.
It's some fucking asshole playing it on a ukulele.
What the fuck, dude?
Come on.
Why would you pussify such a fucking hardcore song?
I mean, of course it'd be like fuckin' leftist fruit balls!
Oh, can't you see I'm easily by the button sisters?
One step from lashing on that shit.
You are the individual.
This song has got a pair of cock and guns.
And them singing with a ukulele puts a big fat fucking fat Harvey's looking cut on this song.
You can be something you're not.
Be yourself by yourself.
And look at these soy fruits, man.
A lesson learning alive.
Known from the dawn of time.
I mean, I mean, are these fruits doing this to try to be amusing?
This is not amusing.
Fuck off, better than the original.
This shit sucks, and you know it.
It's fucking ridiculous, for Christ's sake.
Run your mouth, I'm not around.
It's easy to achieve.
Oh, my God, what two?
Good God.
Hey, Noble Savage, this shit sucks, man.
But it takes whatever you want.
And this is making a mockery.
This is making a total mockery of Pantera right now.
I mean, that's why everybody should thumbs down this fucking shit kicking hit you to lately playing fucking version of Pantera's Walk.
This is an insult to Pantera.
This is an insult to Dime Bag Daryl.
This is an insult to Vinnie Paul, for fuck's sake.
And what, now they're going to slow it down?
Is that it?
Now they're going to slow it down.
Fuck off.
Fucking nine minutes.
I'm not playing this shit for nine minutes.
I'm not playing this millennial humor fucking dry-witted bullshit for nine fucking minutes.
fucking way and fuck everybody that's saying this is better than Pantera Special.
Alright, fuck you.
What do you say?
What?
I'm serious, man.
Fuck all of you that are son of a special.
Everybody that's saying that this is better than Pantera, you take it up the fucking ass, alright?
And I'm not joking!
Fucking piece of shit!
You're talking to me, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good God.
And what's this now?
What the hell is this?
Chapter 5 Drive.
What the fuck is this crap?
Look at this.
What the fuck am I doing?
Hi, bros.
Hello.
What's up?
How are you?
What are you doing?
Of course.
You're beautiful today.
Of course it had to be Euro cuck trash.
Of course it had to be Euro cup trash to fucking produce some fruity ass bullshit like this.
I should have known better.
No, you're not.
I should have known.
Thank you so much for watching.
We had a lot of fun shooting this video.
I should have known.
So let's begin.
We're gonna go to America.
Now we're gonna start.
We're still running Can you run as fast as you do?
Tell us in the comments below Fuck off you fucking Eurotrash Fucking Euro trash.
Let's do it again.
It's the second time.
Let's do.
It's time to do again comments reaction.
Comments reaction.
We don't need comments.
Comments reaction.
We don't need comments reaction.
We've already fucking heard four minutes of this.
Okay?
When you're Italian, so you feel obliged to do Mario Voice.
It's not true.
I don't speak like that.
I'm not listening anymore of this.
Okay, we get it.
All right.
These fucking idiots think they're fucking comedians now.
Anyway, Noble Savage, I gotta fucking say, dude, we gotta agree to disagree.
That was a fucking horrible rendition of Walk.
But of course, it was made by Euro Trash.
So I guess I understand why, you know, these idiots thought that they were so fucking humorous in trying to attempt to remake a fucking great song like Pantera's Walk.
All right.
I'm fucking Euro Trash.
I should have known better.
All right, let's continue here.
Who the hell is next?
We've got you, Chan.
This song that plays when me and Ritsuchan are getting into trouble.
This sounds like some anime bullshit.
And what?
Of course.
Of course it's some anime fucking stupid bullshit.
And wait a minute.
I don't like the looks of this one here, folks.
Okay, hold on.
Got to vet this one here.
Okay, I gotta vet this one here for just a second.
Folks, i'm sorry, all right, because I think that this may be some fucking trash where there's a prolapsed anus taking a crap or you know there's, there's something here.
I'm sorry that i've got to waste time and vet you know.
Yeah, snake in the ass, something is here.
So i'm, i'm vetting this and if I see anything, i'm not playing it.
All right, If I see anything, I'm not playing this bullshit because I am sick and tired of you people doing this crap and thinking that it's a fucking joke and thinking that it's funny.
There's nothing funny about making these damn videos and then inserting a couple of frames of somebody getting fucked in their fucking pause hole or whatever the hell you people do.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
All right, I want to be honest with you, dude.
I don't trust this one.
I don't trust this.
And wait a minute, Keemscace, you commented on this shit.
Are you involved in this, Keemscares?
I should have fucking known with your fucking stupid little fat fucking and your goddamn windpipe ass.
I should have known that you were down with this horse shit.
Now, at this point, I didn't see anything.
All right, we're almost done with the song.
Oh, there it is right there.
There it is right there.
I fucking knew it.
Who the hell donated that so I could fucking who the hell donated that shit?
I knew it.
There's some fucking prolapsed anus taking a shit or something.
All right.
Who the hell did that?
I'm going to find out who the fucking hell did that, you goddamn son of a bitch.
I'm not going to fucking sit here and allow you fucking scumbags to fucking do.
I'm not going to allow you fucking idiots to do it.
You fucking assholes.
I'm sitting over here.
I broadcast and fucking give you fucking 10, 12 hours of my fucking life.
And this is how you idiots repay me for SC Pay.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Who the fuck is this?
Yeah, I fucking knew it.
Fucking SC Pay, you fucking stupid shithead.
Anyway, I'm not playing this.
You're a fucking sick son of a bitch.
All right.
You're here.
Just play the song.
Here's the song.
There it is right there.
Okay?
There it is right there.
And it shows like a fucking prolapse or some shit taking a shit right about here.
Right there.
Okay?
There it is right there.
All right.
There it is right there.
And I'm not going to play where it has a prolapse anus.
All right.
I'm not going to play that shit.
You guys are sick fucks if you're thinking I'm going to play that goddamn crap.
And hey, fucking Peem Scares, if you're involved with this shit, I'm going to have a fucking conversation with your fat fucking sounding fucking ass for doing this.
I'll tell you that right there now.
All right.
All right.
I'm taking off the PC shot because the goddamn prolapse anus shit is coming up.
All right.
There it is right there.
I'm serious.
I'm not playing it.
I'm not playing a prolapse anus taking a shit.
I am not going to play that on my goddamn stream.
You fucking piece of crap.
I played your video.
There it is.
Okay?
Fucking idiot.
Here it comes.
Here it comes, for Christ's sake.
I know what it is.
Yui-Chan, fuck you.
I just did your fucking video.
You're a sick fuck.
All right.
You're a sick fuck.
I'm not giving you the link.
Go back in the archive and take a look at the link for yourself.
Or why don't you ask that fruity ass fat son of a bitch Keemscarce?
All right.
He should fucking know for Christ's sake.
And who the hell is next?
Look, some idiot named Femboy Hooters.
Oh, that sounds like a great name.
Huh?
Femboy Hooters.
What the fuck?
Femmboy Hooters?
What the fuck is this now?
What the hell is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
A fucking monetized bunch of bullshit.
That's for Christ's sake.
Defund the pol- Why in the fuck?
Oh, wait a minute.
This is a Republican ad.
Somebody calling the cops and saying, we're sorry.
We're sorry.
We're not here right now because everybody wanted to defund the police and now you may be having crime stricken at your neighborhood, your home.
We're not going to do anything about it.
We're defunded.
So take care of it yourself there, buddy boy.
Anyway, Femboy Hooters requested this next video for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this shit?
Femmboy Hooters.
Femboy Hooters.
Notice that not only is this person white, but it sounds like they're British as well.
Just saying.
I'm just saying.
You know it.
You love it.
I'm just saying.
Eat there.
Or maybe you don't know what it is, but you still want to eat there because it's got the word femmboy.
Look at this guy.
And clearly he's a fan of my videos and therefore is definitely an interest to you.
That's right.
By watching this video, I already know you're kink.
This is going to be a weird video to come back into making videos.
Can we thumbs down this, please?
Femboy talks about femboy hooters.
Femboy hooters.
2019.
God, literally years ago at this point.
Who even remembers when 2019 was?
What even happened?
What even happened?
Who cares and get to the point, Fruit Bowl?
Any of it matter anymore?
October 1st.
Why does this sound like Captain Autism?
Why in the fuck does this sound like Captain Autism?
Entirely by Femboys.
Now, if that doesn't blow your mind, then frankly, it's not going to get anything.
Hey, by the way, I would like to thank the fucking feminist movement for turning a bunch of fruit bowls into whatever the hell this is, okay?
I mean, this isn't even a tranny.
This is a fucking transvestite cross-dresser.
I don't fucking know.
To be, like, amazed at this video.
I mean, that's kind of the...
This does sound like Captain Autism, by the way.
I'm just saying.
Femboy Hooters and then the rest of the content.
But then, of course, there's me that's way up here.
And then we see this image.
Is it real?
No.
Do we want to do that?
Oh, my God.
Do people?
People actually fucking watch shit like this?
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
How many fucking subs?
Not a niche kink.
53,000 subs for shit like this.
Suck my- Then we got this little drawing, and then the artist's Twitter then.
Of course, anime has got to be twisted in femboy shit.
What a shot.
Did I think about buying this t-shirt?
Yes, I did.
Am I still thinking about buying it?
Yes.
And maybe an orange skirt and some rollerblades.
And who gives two rats asses?
You fucking ugly cross-dresser that has to put a fucking mask over your face so that you can stop showing the five o'clock shadow, you lazy trans.
They're going to set up a femboy hooters in the town just over from me, so I've got permanent employment.
That's right.
Who needs skills when you're willing to cross-dress?
You search for it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Tomboy Outback.
Not the right one there, guys.
Just put it now.
Oh, God, dude.
Anyway, lovely.
Can we hurry up, dude, and fucking get to the next video?
I mean, this person is saying absolutely nothing.
There's nothing being said here whatsoever.
Don't try and have sex with them, and they fell over and scratched their face a little.
Because if that's the case, there's a lot more tomboys out there than I thought.
Femboy Hooters, come.
Who the hell just fucking donated this?
And hey, Marshall Bernsey, you fucking drunk idiot.
I told you that donos your paws, you fucking moron.
But of course, nobody listens because you all are a bunch of fucking ass cracks.
Hooters is?
Because some of you might not know.
Now, Hooters is a restaurant in America that somehow exists.
Basically, the concept is, you have waiters.
Can we hurry up?
I mean, I want to hurry up with the four minutes.
This person is saying absolutely nothing.
I mean, this person is saying absolutely nothing.
That's about it.
That's the restaurant.
And they're a widely successful restaurant chain.
I mean, they had an airline.
Hooters.
I prefer Twin Peaks, by the way.
7 planes to 17 destinations, pretty much only in the US except for a place in the...
Hey, I didn't know Hooters had their own airlines.
Where the hell are they fucking out of?
Hooters Had Their Own Airlines00:11:38
2006.
It managed to get three years out of the novelty of being Hooters in the air.
All right, that's it.
I'm done with this.
All right, we've done four minutes, five seconds of this.
We have learned nothing.
We have gotten no type of insight from Femboy Hooters' donation.
Why you donated that?
I have no idea.
But it's fucking stupid.
And maybe it's somebody trying to expose Captain Autism or something.
I have no idea.
All right, let's move on here because we got a whole bunch of donos to do here.
We've got high neighbor.
Who the fuck is this?
High neighbor requested this $20, $20 five days ago.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
High neighbor?
A fucking crotch rocket.
What's up, y'all?
This is Night Rider.
I'm going to get straight to it.
This is my fucking compilation.
You know I hate these crotch rocket cocksuckers, man.
You all know it.
I hate these fucking pricks.
Every one of these guys driving a crotch rocket has a little dick.
All right?
Every one of these guys have got a little wee-wee.
And you know it and I know it.
This guy.
I hate these fucking guys.
I'm serious.
Somebody throw something in front of the road so you can fucking make these guys fucking crash on their stupid fucking crotch rockets.
All right?
Every one of these fuckers have little dicks.
I know it!
This is how they are.
This is how these ungrateful pricks are.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus.
I hate that sound.
You know that?
I fucking hate that sound.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at all the assholes in the chat room that think this is fucking funny, man.
Take a look at the bricks in the chat room.
This is hilarious.
Oh.
Thank God.
Jesus Christ.
These guys are a threat to civil society, and I'm sick of seeing them, all right?
I'm sick of seeing these pricks.
And speaking of which, I got a fucking, I got to say some donos for Christ's sake, all right?
Here, we got some diamonds here, not donos, diamonds.
Rake Leaf dropped a diamond saying, fuck you, Texas.
Fuck your Roan Star beer.
Fuck you.
Colonel Transisco said, you know, Texas have America's biggest balls.
You know it, baby.
Colonel Transisco, you know it, baby.
Everybody in America knows that we've got the fucking biggest nuts.
All right.
That's all there is to.
Everything's bigger in Texas, baby.
Colonel Transisco with another diamond.
Hashtag True Bad Israel or Israeli TV Characters Radio.
We got Kamunga Strikes with a Diamond.
Scuff Cool Cat Show.
Yeah, no shit.
You're talking about the fucking 100 Laughing Ways podcast.
Kamunga Strikes, it's Mandolian.
Mandolin.
I forgot what the hell you donated that for, but cheers to Kamunga Strikes.
We've got Switch the Channel with a Diamond.
This thing is making me physically ill.
Yeah, no shit.
Feminist Socialist dropped a diamond.
You have a little dick.
Yeah, right.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that'll go up your mother's snatch pipe and come out of her mouth.
All right.
And the next time you're like, mommy, all you're going to hear is.
Anyway, we got Colonel Transisco with another diamond press.
Hashtag TP.
If Ghost has Twin Peaks, not PEX.
Whatever the hell that means.
I don't know.
You must be one of them bodybuilder, you know, appreciators or some shit.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 that was donated about five days ago.
And this one was donated by Marshall Bernsey.
And Marshall Bernsey said, currently guzzling down a shit ton of beer right now, about to get wasted.
Here is a song we will all like.
Oh, yeah.
Well, let's take a look if Marshall Bernsey has some decent fucking taste in music.
All right, let's see what the hell Marshall Bernsey has requested here.
Oh man, look at Marshall Bernsey over here, all right?
All right, look at Marshall Bernsey over here.
Hold on, we got to wait for an advertisement because of fucking YouTube.
So let's wait either 15 or fucking 30 seconds or whatever it is.
All right, here it is.
No, we got to wait fucking 30 seconds.
God damn YouTube, man.
I'm serious.
All right, these guys are getting worse than Twitch when it comes to these stupid advertisements, for heaven's sake.
And Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond.
Twin Peaks equals slang for big tits.
Yeah, I know that, dude.
I get it.
All right.
Anyway, Marshall Bernsey requested this one.
And is everybody ready?
Yeah.
Little Peter Gabriel, baby.
I'm on my way of making it.
Yeah.
All right.
You know it and I know it.
A lot of symbolism in this song, if you really look for it, all right?
A lot of esoteric symbolism that are going to be thrown at you right here, right now.
Is everybody ready?
Keep your eyes open for all the esoteric symbolism that's going to be thrown in your face.
Is everybody ready?
Here we go.
Hey, hold on, wait a minute.
We got a blip.
Wait a minute.
Blip?
I didn't see any blip.
I don't, it's blipping.
What are you talking about?
I didn't fucking see a blip going on.
What are you talking about?
There's no drop frames going on for Christ's sake.
All right, I don't see a blip, dude.
For Christ's sake.
Oh my God.
Look, I have no idea why the fuck this is doing this shit.
I have no fucking idea why the hell this is doing this, but I have no idea, dude.
I have no idea why this is doing this.
It's fucking pissing me off.
It fucking pisses me off.
I have no fucking idea why the fuck this is happening.
I mean, all I'm doing is a guy trying to do a show for Christ's sake.
Play it, all right?
Once again, watch this for esoteric type of symbolism, all right?
All right, anyway, let's go ahead.
I'm not getting DDoSed, you idiot.
All right, I wouldn't be able to do shit if I was getting DDoSed.
So get the hell.
Hey, I'm trying to get rid of the current internet, dude.
It's gonna take me a little bit, unfortunately, because of the fucking COVID.
All right, because of the fucking COVID, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, take a look at all the symbolism here, ready?
Take a look at this.
All right, take a look at this.
And by the way, I'm not on Wi-Fi, dude.
WHAT IS THAT?!
I'll be having a sweet.
And I will pray to a big God as I kneel in the big church.
Big time.
I've got to make it church.
And look, sorry about the blips, dude.
I have no idea what the fuck's going on.
I'm going to say that Peter Gabriel should have stayed with Genesis longer.
I agree with that.
Everybody who's in here broadcasting.
My apologies on the blips.
I have no idea what the hell this is about, baby.
Just bear with me, alright?
And I will walk through the front door.
Big time.
I'm on my way.
I'll make it time.
Cheers to Marshall Bernsley once again.
By the way, when this video came out, it was ahead of its time.
Using Play Nations, Stop photography and all that shit.
Big time.
I'm gonna watch it.
This is a badass song.
It reminisces me of the 80s.
Cars gettin', houses gettin' bigger.
Right, baby.
That's right.
That's what everybody should be thinking, baby.
My dinner's getting bigger.
Big time.
And my bank account.
Yeah.
That was great.
Thank you, Marshall Burnsey, even though we had a little bit of a blip.
I do appreciate that, Dono.
Cheers to Marshall Burnsey, even though he was a little hammered at the time when he made it.
Dark Me Magician Girl Request00:14:52
So let's get to the next one before we have another fucking blip, for fuck's sake.
Happy Merchant.
Happy Merchant requested this and said, Engineer's choice.
Violin or ear porn.
All right, engineer.
Violin or ear porn according to your choice, happy merchant.
What do you think?
Ear porn, really, you fucking idiot.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, look, I'm going to go with the engineer on this one since the happy merchant wanted to, you know, give the fucking engineer his choice.
So let's go ahead and go with ear porn.
What the fuck is ear porn?
What the fuck is this?
Ear porn?
Oh, no.
Good God, engineer.
Why the fuck did you have to even request this?
Oh my God.
Look, folks, viewer discretion is advised.
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
ASMR mouse sounds for sleep.
All right, here you go.
Look at this cunt.
Look at that.
Huh?
Oh, my God.
Look at that bitch's disgusting tongue.
Look at that bitch's disease-written tongue for f- Oh, my God.
You've got to be shitting me, you disgusting, filthy fucking bitch.
I'm telling you, man, if it isn't shit like this, it's OnlyFans.com that have ruined sluts in America.
Sluts throughout fucking Western civilization, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at that.
Look at that disease-ridden tongue, for Christ's sake, man.
Look at that.
I wonder how many fucking ounces of fucking mail milk she's guzzled down that suck hole.
Jesus, bro.
Just imagine.
Just think.
Look at this.
Look at this bitch's tongue.
Look at her tongue.
Look at her tongue.
How much dick's not has gone down that fucking throat?
Huh?
How much dicks knot has gone down this bitch's fucking suckhole?
Oh my God.
This is disgusting, dude.
The happy merchant, whoever the hell you are, this is fucking gross.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
How long is this?
All right, I'm going to give this another minute and a half, two minutes, and then we got to move on.
I mean, look at that disgusting, disease-ridden tongue, dude.
That's fucking disgusting.
That's fucking disgusting.
This is a fucking dirty bitch.
This is a fucking dirty bitch that you would probably get the clap from with two condoms on your slong.
Oh my god.
I mean this bitch's tongue is a petri dish for fucking STDs.
You can tell.
Look at this dirty, disgusting slut bag.
It looks like a guy.
This looks like a fucking trap.
Why the hell do you think that this dumb fuck is wearing this weird fucking thing on their neck to fucking cover the Adams apple for Christ's sake?
Fucking dirty bitch.
Seriously, you fucking dirty bitch.
I mean, yes.
Wait a minute.
Is that an ear?
Is that a fucking ear there?
Thumbs down this bullshit, please.
I mean, thumbs down this crap.
Who the fuck actually watches this shit?
Who the fuck is actually watching this fucking garbage?
Fucking dirty bitch, man.
I hope that your boyfriend finds out you do this shit and fucking gets his pimp hand strong on your dirty bitch ass.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
I hope your face beat up his hands.
That's all I got to say about that because you're a filthy bitch.
All right?
You're a filthy bitch.
Jesus Christ.
And Ghost made her trans.
Go fuck off, assholes.
All right.
All right.
You're the fucking idiots that are fanning your nuts to this ASMR shit.
It's you, fucks.
All right, I think I've had about enough of this.
I think everybody gets the point, right?
Does everybody get the point of this ASMR bullshit?
Huh?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Take this off.
Take this off.
This is an ugly, dirty bitch.
All right.
This is an ugly, dirty fucking bitch.
And I cannot believe that people are actually giving this bitch fucking views of her licking a fucking artificial ear for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, I've got to put in some lemons in the fucking box.
I completely forgot about it.
So with that being said, let me put 2,000 lemons into the treasure chest.
Is everybody ready?
There it is.
2,000 added to the treasure chest.
There is currently 2,500 lemons in the treasure chest right now.
All right.
So everybody who's listening to Ghost, there's an incentive to listen to old Ghost out here.
All right.
Anyway, we've got to continue going on.
Once again, we are making up donos.
The current donos are paused.
We are going over the donos that weren't able to get done last Thursday because of the fucking blips we were having.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and get to the next one.
Osama Bin Lifting requested this one about five days ago and said, Peter Piper porked a pickled N-word.
All right, whatever.
Let's go ahead and get to it.
Once again, Osama Bin Lifting requested this.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
I got to vet this again.
I'm sorry, folks.
I got to vet this fucking video because once again, I think that this is a prolapse anus or, you know, some sick shit.
Yeah, there it is.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
All right.
I fucking knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, once again, here, let's put the PC shot on.
Let me take it off before it happens.
I'm going to make a pizza just for you.
it is right here okay green peppers black olives i'm gonna turn it off before the fucking california God fucking damn it, you fucking shithead!
Who the fuck did this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who in the fuck did this?
Because you, you, you fucking assholes.
I'm telling you, man, I'm going to call the fucking PayPal police on you fucking sons of bitches.
Who the fuck did this?
Oh, some, yeah, another fucking asshole.
Another fucking asshole with the SE pay.
Dude, stop.
Stop doing that shit.
You understand me, you fucking shitheads?
Stop fucking doing that shit.
Or else fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, look at all these fucking perverts laughing.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Who the hell else?
Oh, yeah, here's Peppermint Swirl.
Huh?
Peppermint Swirl, for Christ's sake, say, sorry, I didn't hear you.
Did you say donate more when I was having a fucking problem on Thursday?
Peppermint swirl.
What the hell did you donate, you fucking sick fuck?
What the hell is this, Peppermint Swirl?
Huh?
Ah, Christ.
Oh, God.
Look, I think this may be some more pony shit.
All right.
I'm sorry, folks, okay?
My apologies to everybody that's listening.
This may be some pony shit because of Peppermint Swirl Fruit Bowl ass.
All right, play it.
What is this?
What is this?
What the hell is a power glove?
Motorcycle.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Synth wave?
What is this?
This better be something I like there, Peppermint Swirl.
That's all I'm saying.
This better be something that I like.
What the hell is this?
Uh-oh.
Look at Peppermint Swirl pulling some synth wave out of their ass.
Pulling some goddamn synth wave right out of their ass.
Dear Peppermint Swirl, This ain't too bad.
Even though I was telling you to stop donating on Thursday and you still did like a fucking milky liquor.
This ain't bad, man.
I'm down with a little bit of synth wave up in this son of a bitch.
Who's rocking out with their cock out out here?
Not bad.
And by the way, Dr. Disrespect, if you're listening, come on down to the Go Show.
We'll interview you.
And, you know, we want to know.
Inquiring minds want to know, was it Burger Planet's stupid fucking shit that got you kicked off of Twitch?
And if it is, I strongly advise you taking legal action against fuckin' burger, shitbag, fuckin' useless planet.
Man, he's an asshole!
This ain't too bad, dude.
What is this?
All right.
Once again, peppermint swirl.
Burger.
Fuck that guy.
I hope he fucking gropes.
What are you talking about?
Burger Planet is a fucking waste of life.
Are you shitting me?
Don't post that fucking special needs girl playing the fucking drums, please.
It looks like she's playing the goddamn drums every time.
Every goddamn time you have them on the chat.
All right, we're almost done.
We're getting into the spirit of the show here once again.
Peppermint Swirl surprising me with this fucking request here.
Umbrella Corporation just dropped the dough now and we'll play later on.
I'm in this world.
All right, that wasn't bad there, Peppermint Swirl.
I thought that you were going to fucking donate some kind of brony bullshit or something, but I better not speak too soon.
Once again, donos are paused.
So anybody donating, they're paused right now.
We're trying to get through the backed up donos from last Thursday's show.
So we're going to continue doing that, by the way.
Peppermint Swirl requested that request there.
So let's get to the next one, shall we?
Because, like I said, we got a whole fucking bunch of donos that we have to do.
Here's one from Dark Me Magician Girl.
And who the hell did you say?
I think Dark Me Magician Girl said that it's somebody's request.
Hold on.
Let me go back here.
I think Dark Me Magician Girl donated a $20, 20 bucker.
And hold on just a second.
I got to go back because a lot of people donated even today.
That's why I had to fucking pause the goddamn donos.
Art Hammond.
Dark Me Magician Girl says, My 20 buckers is Satan's choice.
Satan's choice.
Satan's fucking choice.
Oh, Christ.
I mean, should we even get Satan on the horn over here?
I mean, you know, Satan's choice.
All right.
Let's see if we can conjure up Satan here.
Hey, Satan, we've got Dark Me Magician Girl over here wanting to invoke your presence because apparently Dark Me Magician Girl wants you to choose a given video.
So do you have anything in mind?
Are you talking to me, Ghost?
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
There are many different musical pieces that I can donate or that I can suggest to invoke the goddamn evil in everyone that's out there listening to this broadcast right now.
So Dark Meme Magician Girl, thank you.
Thank you for giving me this donation.
And by the way, Ghost, I want to listen to Antichrist Superstar.
Alright, well, you heard Satan.
Satan said that he wants to listen to a little bit of Antichrist Superstar.
So with that being said, thank you, Dark Me Magician Girl, Satan's choice.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Here it is.
Uh-oh.
And by the way, take a look at all the satanic symbolism.
And by the way, these banners that are dropping, that is the symbol of the satanic army.
Satan Wants Antichrist Superstar00:03:03
Yeah.
By the way, Marilyn Manson knew how to conjure up spirits in a concert.
Take a look at Marilyn Manson.
Take a look at all the hand signs he's throwing.
Take a look at all the symbolism that is part of the stage.
Very, very spooky, very satanic.
Very satanic.
You put me up with your wish in hand.
God didn't have to send you.
You put your money in the wishing way.
Anyway, never mind.
Three pins!
This is actually his best album, Marilyn Manson's best album, Antichrist Superstar, hands fucking down.
Once again, Dark Meme, Magician Girl, Satan's Choice.
Prick your finger, it is done.
The moon is now eclipsed the sun.
Angel has spread its wings.
The time has come for better things.
Prick your finger, it is done.
The moon has now eclipsed the sun.
Angel has spread its wings.
The time has come to REPENT!
Anyway, this is a badass song, so...
Sorry.
I'm not a Satanist, by the way.
I am not a Satanist.
Look at all these fucking symbols he's throwing at the audience, dude.
Subliminal Messages Kill Yourself00:14:30
Anyway, Dark Beam Magician Girl, baby, requested this one.
Now you see your star.
And listen to the background.
There's subliminal messages at the end saying, you might as well, it sounds like this.
You might as well kill yourself.
You're already dead.
You might as well kill yourself.
We're already dead.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Thank you once again, Dark Me Magician Girl.
Dark Me Magician Girl made it Satan's choice, so that's the way it was.
And that's why we're playing that.
Wings of Racism, I want to reassure you that you are going to get a invitation to the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room probably tomorrow afternoon.
Means I'm going to be here for a while.
I can pretty much tell you that.
And wait a minute.
Have we actually gone through the fucking donos?
Are you fucking shitting me?
Oh my God, dude, we might be almost done.
You got to be shitting.
We're almost done.
Thank God.
Jesus Christ.
It's fucking 11.30.
We're almost done with the backed up donos.
All right.
So Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, man.
Everybody bared with us.
Everybody bared with us and chilled.
And we are almost fucking done, dude.
Wow.
All right.
Anyway, we've got one, two, three, four.
We got five more, six more donos to go, right?
Is that it?
Seven.
I'm sorry.
We got a little bit more than I thought it was.
I thought we got a lot.
But we're almost done with the backed up ones.
Let's do it that way.
And hey, Pettis, fuck you.
I'll do the show what I want to do, you fucking stupid badger.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up and listen.
If you don't like it, then get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Fucking moron.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to some of the new donos.
This one came in about five hours ago.
And by the way, the donos are paused still.
Donos are paused because we want to get through these before we unpause them.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, and fuck you, Altean.
Get Alteana out of here.
I fucking hate this fucking guy.
Get him out of here.
All right.
Fucking stupid fucking idiot.
Thinks like that Kurt Cobain's going to come back like the fucking, you know, the second coming of Jesus and shit.
This fucking guy's still wearing his flannel shirt and playing his shit fucking guitar with three power chords thinking that Grunge is going to make a fucking comeback.
All right.
Kamunga Strikes requested this one and said two words, this love.
And let me tell you, I think Kamunga Strikes is about to donate a fucking Pantera song.
Am I right?
Hey, I'm right.
I am absolutely right for Christ's sake.
And of course, because of YouTube, we've got to wait for the advertisements.
But I want to say cheers to Kamunga Strikes, who requests a lot of pretty good tunes.
So cheers to you, man.
I really do appreciate it.
All right.
Is everybody ready for a little bit of Pantera?
Courtesy of Kamunga Strikes.
This is actually a badass song.
This is actually kind of a slower type of a metal-ish song off of a vulgar display album.
Badass, baby.
Bad fucking ass.
And hey, Slippy Vero, get the fuck out of here.
All right, if you got to go to sleep.
All right.
I hope that you have a fucking nightmare about this show.
You piece of shit.
Some badass music.
Her words were spoken, painful, and untrue.
I said I love, but I lied.
I love this fucking song.
I love Pantera, baby.
In my life, all I wanted was the keeping of someone like you.
As it turns out, deep within me, love was twisted and pointed at you.
Hell yeah, what's up to throw in the pit?
What's up, dude?
Yeah!
Fucking metal man!
Yeah!
You drink the love!
Love!
You drink the love!
Love!
You keep this love!
I love this song, dude.
I'm sorry.
I love Pantera.
I'm sorry.
I've been the sentinel once.
This gift in pain And sometimes I feel so sorry I regret this the hurting of you.
But you make me so unhappy.
I take my life and live with you.
Badass shit, baby.
Badass shit.
I badass shit.
YOU KEEP THIS LAW!
Love.
Love.
You drink this love.
And here comes the metal part.
Here comes Dynamite Darrell Solo.
Yeah.
Fucking Metal Man.
TRIP!
Fuck yeah.
And everybody dissing this song, fuck you.
You take it in the ass.
Do you understand me?
Everybody in here dissing Pantera.
Hasting up the fucking ass.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Here's the solo.
RIP Dine Band Darrell, baby.
By the way, thumbs up.
Thumbs up.
Who else digs this shit?
I'm telling you, man, I miss songs like this.
I miss real metal.
I miss rock and roll.
This pussy-eating Billy Elyse bullshit.
You take this pussy, love, child.
You goddamn right.
You'll keep this low.
You get this long.
You keep this long.
You keep this long.
And then this breakdown.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun And fuck you, Kumi, I- you in the chat room you shithead fuck yeah
Once again, Kamunga Strikes requested this one, man.
I definitely appreciate it, dude.
Cheers to Comunga Strikes.
Hell yeah, baby.
And all of you people diss in Pantera, you take it up the fucking ass.
You know it, and I know it, all right?
You fuckin' shitheads.
Yeah, baby.
Hell fuck yeah.
And I'm playing it all.
I'm playing it till the end because I love this fucking music.
All right.
Fuck Billy Alicia and her stupid.
Oh, I have body issues and I have fucking looks issue because you're an ugly bitch.
All right, Billy Alech.
Because you're an ugly bitch.
And give them the credits.
There's the credits right there.
All right.
All right.
Thank you, Kamunga Strikes.
I appreciate it, baby.
I appreciate it.
And guess what?
Back-to-back, Kamunga Strikes.
Kamunga Strikes says two words.
No excuses.
Now, look, before I even look at this, are you talking about Allison Chains here?
Are you serious?
I'm thinking that's what you're thinking.
Am I thinking correctly?
You're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.
Kamunga Strikes, I'm telling you, man.
Touche, my man.
Touche to Kamunga Strikes.
And by the way, this is actually the live version of Lane Staley doing the unplugged.
As a matter of fact, Nutshell would have also been a good one.
But here it is.
Lane Staley being, she was strung out in this fucking unplugged video.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Well, we've been waiting a long time to play this show.
All right.
Look, he looks high there.
He looks high on heroin there.
Sleeves.
I pause this.
Everybody in the band is wearing short sleeve except for Lane Staley because he's fucking strung out.
All right.
I appreciate it, man.
Kamunga Strikes in the house.
Anyway, can we continue here?
We've got Sonny Dango is next.
Cheers to Kamunga Strikes.
I really do appreciate it.
That was a palate cleanser for me.
Everybody who hates it takes it in the ass.
So what difference does it make?
All right.
Sonny Dango requested this and said, for your pleasure.
Okay, what the fuck are you talking about?
All right.
What is this?
Sonny Dango?
Whatever the fuck kind of name is that?
What the hell is this?
What is this?
What the fuck is this crap?
Put the PC show.
Hold on, wait a minute.
What is this guy's name?
Sonny Dango.
Put the PC shot on.
Now, it says Ixina Zerner Poppers.
Now, are y'all familiar with what poppers are?
Well, let me explain what poppers are.
Okay, first and foremost, poppers are a, it used to be actual VHS cleaning chemical.
But they have found that this chemical, when sniffed, actually loosens up the anal passage for anal sex and it's become hence a gay drug to enhance the sexual arousal of anal sex.
So just FYI.
Okay.
Anyway, Sonny Dango, let's go ahead and play it.
All right, this is Poppers of the Official Music Video.
The f- what the fuck is this?
And hey, the only reason I know that is because of the extensive research that I have done into the gay community, okay?
I have done extensive research into the LGBTQ community, and I know this.
And just in case I debate a gay, I know I know how to debate a gay.
I'll tell you that right now.
What the fuck am I watching, dude?
What is this crap?
Oh my God.
Look at this shit.
What am I watching here?
What kind of MK Ultra bullshit am I watching here?
What the fuck?
Oh, what the actual fuck, dude?
Ah!
What the fuck?
Man, this is some MK Ultra shit, dude.
This Is Blatantly Racist MK Ultra00:09:46
Seriously, this is fucking sick.
This is definitely.
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
What kind of music is this?
Is this an Amablavic joint or something?
Is this Marina Amabravic type of shit?
Oh, God.
This is disgusting.
Give me thumbs down this, please.
Thumbs down this sick shit.
This is sick shit is what it is.
That's a man, baby.
That's a man.
Everybody knows it.
That's a man, baby.
I know.
This looks like something GenoX1987 whacks his hair at you.
This is fucking gross.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, no, now they're popping pills.
Wait a minute.
Where's the goddamn poppers?
Where's the poppers at?
I mean, where are the poppers?
Oh, God.
Now they're getting freaky.
Now they're getting freaky here.
This is getting disgusting.
These are transgenders, obviously.
These are not women.
I mean, you all know that, right?
These are fucking grannies.
You know that, right?
What the fuck?
What are we watching?
How long is this sick sick?
Jesus Christ almost done.
Thank God.
Thank fucking God.
Oh, my God, dude.
That was fucking pathetic.
That was fucking pathetic.
I can't believe I was even subjected to that.
Who the hell requests?
Sonny Dango.
That's obviously Geno X 1987 or some shit.
Give me a fucking break.
That was fucking ridiculous.
All right.
That was fucking ridiculous, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, let's get to the next video here.
This one was requested by Texan Philly Bird.
And by the way, if Besmirch the Merch is still here, Besmirch the Merch, I have lost your dono that was made in the Ninja Genie of you wanting me to play a certain video.
Well, somebody by the name of Dono Financial Support has given the $20, $20 for me to fucking play that shit.
So while I'm playing Texas Philly Bird, if you could somehow re-donate that to me in a two-bucker or some shit so that I can get to Besmirch the Merch's video, okay?
Does everybody understand that?
Get it?
Got it?
Good.
All right, here it is.
Texan Philly Bird requested this.
Didn't say anything.
So let's see what the hell Texan Philly Bird has requested here.
What is this shit?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Another goddamn commercial?
Come on, YouTube.
Jesus Christ, we get it.
We get that advertising is a part of your business model, but it's making YouTube unwatchable, dude.
It is making YouTube unwatchable.
All right.
If I'm going to have to do 30-second ads every time I do a fucking video, it's going to make me not want to fucking go back to fucking YouTube.
Excuse me.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Okay, here it is.
Texan Philly Bird requested this.
What the fuck is this?
Texas.
Was it Texan Philly Bird?
Texan Philly Bird.
What the fuck is this, you fucking Milky Liquor?
What is this?
Boards of Canadia.
Everything you do is a balloon.
What the fuck is this?
From 1963 bicycle safety movie.
Jesus Christ.
This is like fucking 8mm film and shit.
The fuck is this shit?
1963 film about bikes or something, huh?
Is that a beer?
This kid's out back drinking a beer.
What the hell is this?
What's up with all these freaky fucking donos, man?
What's up with all these, like, freak show, fucking, like, you know, stuffed art student type of films here?
Looks like some more try-hard shit is right.
Somebody said in the chat room, I mean, what is this?
Is this a video?
Is this a song?
I mean, what the fuck is this crap?
8.5 million views by the way what the fuck Why do these fuckers have tails?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my, this is racist.
This is obviously a racist song, you fucking shitheads.
I should have known, dude.
I should have fucking known that this was some fucking racist shit, man.
I should have fucking known, for Christ's sake.
Texan Philly Bird, are you fucking shitting me?
All right, are you fucking shitting me, for Christ's sake?
All right, look, I gotta step away.
I gotta take a breath of fresh air.
There's fucking monkeys driving bikes.
There are monkeys riding bikes for fuck's sake!
Why is this on YouTube?
Alright, take me out of here, dude.
I gotta fucking take a fucking breath.
I need a breath of fresh air for fuck's sake, alright?
There are monkeys riding bikes, you fuck goddammit!
Fuck!
God!
Damn it, you son of a bitch!
These fucking fat...
I mean, texting, Philly Bird.
Why?
Why?
I mean, this is blatantly racist.
You know that, right?
This is blatantly fucking racist.
Hey, look at it.
A fucking monkey jogging.
A guy with a monkey mask jaw.
I mean, good God.
All right.
All right, I get it.
Ha ha!
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, I'm just waiting for one of these idiots in a monkey mask to kneel and shit.
I'm not even kidding.
This is fucking racist.
I mean, this is bananas, man.
It's fucking bananas.
Music Vibe Does Not Coincide00:06:16
I mean, I don't understand this, dude.
I mean, I mean, if this is the kind of background music that you're going to produce, I mean, the video that they're showing doesn't coincide with the music vibe, you know?
And what people like this in the chat room, dude?
I mean, I'm looking, I've got 666 viewers right now.
I have lost listeners because of this crap.
This whiskers began as...
What the hell is this?
What the fuck?
This is so stupid.
This is so fucking dumb.
I want to be honest with you.
This music isn't very good either.
This is fucking man.
This is the kind of shit that you listen to when you're, you know, taking the elevator to the doctor's office, you know, and you're about to get a proctologist exam.
This is fun.
This was stupid, dude.
This was the stupidest shit.
Are you kidding me, Texan Philly Bird?
And by the way, I played the whole fucking thing because, you know, I don't even know why I played the whole fucking thing.
Anyway, dono financial support, dude.
You've got a $20, $20 bucker coming to you.
Whoever the hell donated that.
And let me see.
Can I go to, let me see if I can go back.
No, I can't, dude.
They won't let me go back to Besmirch the Merch's.
They won't let me go back to Besmirch the Merch's shit, dude.
They won't let me go back to Besmirch the Merch's shit.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can.
No, man, I can't go back to Besmirch the Merch's shit so that I can get his dono.
So whoever dono financial support contribution to Besmirch the Merch, Besmirch the Merch is obviously not listening right now because I told him to, you know, go ahead and resend that video dono.
Unfortunately, I don't have it in my history here because once you get a lot of diamonds and a lot of fucking, you know, a lot of donations through, you know, fucking D-Live, it kind of just kind of scrolls on through, if you will.
All right, let's, let's move on.
Anyway, dono for financial support.
I don't know what video to give you, dude.
You yourself could give me a two-bucker, three-bucker, and I'll, I'll play whatever video you want.
But Besmirch the Merch is not here with us right now.
Okay.
He's not here with us.
So let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
This is Pachinko.
Pachinko requested this one and said, new demo I just found enjoy.
All right, I don't know what the fuck that is, but Pachinko, which is a stupid fucking game, by the way.
This is Pachinko.
And what the hell is this?
Is this for real?
Is this fucking for real, for Christ's sake?
All right, look, viewer discretion is advised.
This is Pachinko 1997 untitled demo.
requested this.
And by the way, Jay Jangle, you can't get work you can't get your notes at work.
It's because donos are paused, dude.
All dono's are paused right now.
Jesus Christ, this is free shit.
I've been waiting all my life for your drugs.
What the fuck is this crap?
You're the only one I trust.
Oh, my God.
Cause you want all of us.
Oh, Jesus.
This better not be something like a snake or something.
I'm not joking around.
This better not be.
I'm going to be very pissed off for Christ's sake.
I'm going to be very pissed off.
This is the streets all day, cause I know that my mind isn't made up of your God.
1997, by the way.
Cause you want all of us.
They fill your shell with walls.
Don't you feel so?
It better not be a fucking snake, dude.
I'm not joking around.
Pachinko's the same band who shot some downer music a couple weeks ago.
This is definitely some downer ass music.
Jesus Christ, this shit sucks.
I'm sorry, dude.
Hold on, pause this.
Wait a minute.
Let me make sure there isn't a snake, all right?
All right, there isn't.
Good God.
Put the PC shot back on.
Shut up, everybody.
This is just a free bowl song, all right?
Shut up.
Y'all are getting my fucking trigger finger itchy, man.
Shut up.
Enough of the snake shit.
Shut up.
Pachinko!
Did anybody like Pachinko?
Anybody like this shit?
Huh?
Y'all like this crap?
Washing Machine Destroying Itself00:04:27
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, that's the end.
Thank God there was no fucking, there was nothing there.
Thank God.
All right, thank fucking God.
All right, let's move on here.
We've got the Wanderer.
The Wanderer requested this and said, watch this thing get destroyed.
Skip to 101.
All right, let's go ahead and see what the wanderer is talking about.
Wanting me to skip to 101.
All right, let's go ahead and skip to 101.
Here it is.
The wanderer requested this.
What is this shit?
What the fuck is this?
The real power of washing machines.
Holy shit.
No kidding.
They're fucking dangerous, dude.
Look at the power of the washing machine, it won't stop,
and it won't stop until the
It has plugged out itself.
So we got stealth to yourself.
This machine has gone mad.
I couldn't imagine that would be this hard.
We have got an advice from our subscriber.
He said that adding some powder inside will make the disassembling faster.
The cylinder took some damage.
I don't get how this thing is working inside.
I just threw it.
What the hell are they doing?
What kind of powder is that?
Cocaine?
Is that cocaine?
I feel like I'm doing something stupid just a little.
Let's pour it there and there.
Some salts and pepper.
Ready?
Filming?
Yeah, yeah.
I hope it's still alive.
Oh, shit!
Look at this!
This fucking washing machine, yayo!
Look at the motor!
Look at the power of the washing machine!
Bell!
There it is.
The belt finally came off!
Oh!
Sounds like an alarm signal.
So what do we say, Alex?
Is it possible to disassemble this even more this way?
Maybe if we attach the bell back and let it spin, it's gonna mow you loan.
So accidentally, we made a lone mower.
Look, there's some part.
What is that?
There are some condensers inside.
What is that?
Maybe it's a pump or no way.
Well, there was a rain of washing machine inside.
Good god.
And these are the control cards.
The brain of the washing machine.
There are the initials.
Julius Nakura.
He's the owner.
Have you seen that?
Maybe he's the one who fixed it.
There came a weird thing.
And I think that is the valve.
And there's some another brick that flew out of it.
We didn't place it here, I swear.
It was inside.
Just look at it.
There are the absorbers.
Oh, they're so cool and still warm.
Fancy that.
And there you see a plastic piece.
The other one is integ.
They're the second absorber.
Take a look here.
See that?
It goes so smoothly.
This one is okay.
Nextly, some pump flew out of it.
Anyone need that?
Maybe we can make a small water cannon?
I think now you understand what power these washing machines have inside.
It was dancing like mad.
We're going to make a super bike out of this motor.
Subscribe now to me.
That's great.
Smash like, subscribe.
And now we're going there to make it.
The beast bike from a washing machine.
That should be very interesting there.
That should be very interesting.
By the way, thank you, The Wanderer, for that.
I actually love seeing things get destroyed.
And a washing machine destroying itself.
You Are A Fucking Idiot Requester00:06:36
That was actually fairly decent content.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Anyway, let's continue here.
We're making good time here.
I'm not even fucking kidding, man.
All right, we're almost done with all the goddamn video donos here.
And it's a little past 12 o'clock at night.
So I gotta be honest with you.
We're making pretty good fucking time.
Let's go to the next one here.
This is Iffy.
And iffy says happiness, a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Jacques Jean-Jacques Rousseau.
Okay.
So let's see what video iffy has in store for us here.
And we're making good time.
I'm really proud of us, dude.
I'm not even I thought what the fuck is this Hold on wait a minute.
Hold on just one second This better not be this better not be some fucking garbage here that you know is gonna show some kind of nudity or something like that man.
All right, here it is folks, okay?
Once again, if he requested this, viewer discretion is advised, okay?
Here it is.
Jesus.
You shut this shit down. Jesus Christ.
Once again, viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
What the fuck?
N-words.
N-words.
A slow day at the Clusty Club Where's mister?
What the fuck?
Is this millennial humor?
Is this more millennial humor?
What color is my diarrhea?
Blue.
Fuck.
SpongeBob, let me handle this.
Oh, my God.
This is so fucking.
I hate these fucking edited millennial humor-based bullshits.
I fucking hate these dumb assholes.
But that's not fair.
I can't hear you.
Don't.
Are you prepared to say that with your deck on a stack of SpongeBob?
Oh, what the fuck?
Where the hell did those bobs come from?
Good morning, Christy.
Those fucking bobs came out of nowhere.
Patrick, you're fired.
Come on, SpongeBob.
Come on, SpongeBob.
Oh, my God.
Look at it, Squidward.
Mr. Krabs hasty juice.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, give it to me.
One sex in Plato.
Jesus Christ.
This is so stupid.
Mr. Krabs.
Anybody who finds this humor is mentally retarded.
Seriously.
SpongeBob's father raped him.
Yes, I suppose.
Seriously.
Just smell it.
Oh, my God.
How long are you?
How long?
When I die, you stay away from my funeral.
Here lies Squidward's.
What a baby.
I mean, people actually find this amusing.
Get back to it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Let me tell you something.
Anybody who finds this amusing is probably the same crop of assholes, the same crop of assholes that are keeping the fucking Jersey Shore Vinny and Polly fucking working on MTV.
All right?
Seriously.
Join me, boy, or you're fired.
It doesn't seem right.
I'm not fucking kidding.
So good.
Oh, my God.
Hello?
Let's get naked.
Stupid cup.
You're right.
If I was a mob.
This is cringe as fuck, dude.
Back in Texas, we call ice cream frozen cock sex.
I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table.
And since when did I acquire all the text?
You can have this, buddy.
Because all I need is the entertainment section.
Perhaps I can watch a little game for him.
You're watching the Old Black Hawks channel.
Oh, shit.
Get that shit off.
What the fuck?
I have more.
I'm one testicle.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck, man?
There you go.
I made it special.
All right, I'm done.
This is so stupid, dude.
I better call the fucking dumb man.
Diarrhea.
How does this keep happening?
Can I take your money?
Welcome to Mad Child America, folks.
You're getting a good whiff on it.
So take a whiff.
Come on, meet Squidward.
No.
Then I guess I have no choice but to fuck you.
What makes you think he'll come?
Oh, he'll come.
God damn it.
God damn it.
What the fuck?
I'm losing listeners because of this millennial humor bullshit.
Should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?
Oh, great.
Yay!
Spaghetti!
Could I have something to eat?
Could I have something to eat?
Can't you say anything else but no?
Shut up!
God damn it!
Damn it!
Don't have it!
Whoa!
I'm a bookster!
That's not a monster, Mr. Krabs.
It's Squidward.
Jesus Christ.
Let me go.
No!
Are we done with this shit, Ginga?
Thank God we're done.
Thank God.
This is fucking stupid.
Take this shit.
Take this shit off, please.
Good God.
Iffy, whoever the fuck you are, you're a fucking idiot.
I'll tell you that right now.
You're a fucking idiot for even requesting this stupid fucking millennial humor bullshit.
You dumb son of a bitch.
You dumb, stupid son of a bitch.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm telling you, it never ends, dude.
It never ends.
It's my life.
All right, who the hell else do we got?
We got Horatio Nelson.
Horatio Nelson is in the house and said, happy birthday to me.
Glad to have made it another year yesterday.
Made it to 24.
Had a bitching barbecue with the pals.
Check out these flame-grilled meats.
All right, we'll check out your fucking meats.
What do you got?
Let me see if you're a grill master there, boy.
Press One If Jackie Chan Fan00:06:35
Let's take a look at this.
Let's take a look at his meats.
All right, let's take a look at Horatio Nelson's meets.
All right, look, it can't come up for whatever reason.
All right, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
I think I know what happened here.
All right, here it is.
Look at, take a look at these meats.
Put the PC shot on.
All right, this is Horatio Nelson's meets here.
Not bad, not bad.
Look at that T-bone steak.
A little overdone, in my opinion, but not bad.
Not bad at all.
I don't know what the hell that is.
But once again, that was Horatio Nelson's meets right there, just in case you wanted to go check out his meets.
And now is back-to-back dono.
Back-to-back dono from Horatio Nelson.
He donated a $40.69 to do a double dono.
So let's go ahead and take a look at the first dono requested by Horatio Nelson.
And once again, he did a $40.69 bucker here.
So let's see what the hell this is here.
Hold on, pause this.
All right, here it is.
Horatio Nelson's first video.
And is that a Jackie Chan?
Is that Jackie fucking Chan here?
One thing I like about Jackie Chan, he did all his fucking own stunts.
And he was pretty gangster about that as well, dude.
Look, that's Jackie Chan's face right there, dude.
He doesn't get no stunt doubles for this man.
No fucking way.
And look, there was a protection shoot just in case on Jackie Chan.
Look at that.
Now, this is CGI, obviously.
A dream come out from the sky.
What the fuck?
Setting me free.
What kind of background fruit bowl music is this?
Jackie Chan fucking sing this song or what?
What the fuck is this?
I wreath for high up on high.
You know, I need a cola if I'm gonna go watch this shit.
Where's my cola?
I charge on into the sky.
I am on high.
I wish for high up on the side.
I'm giving me a fucking cola, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
Into the sky!
I charge on you to the sky!
Is this real footage?
If this is real footage, this is pretty gangster.
By the way, here's a cola here.
Oh, yeah.
Opening up a nice, cool cola, baby.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Good cola.
Good stuff.
Yeah, look at Jackie Chan.
Look at this guy.
Out of the east, out of the east.
A dream come out of the sky.
To put that chopstick up your arms Through the clouds I'll be locked I'll be locked I'll be locked I'll be locked Horatio Nelson requested this Hiya hoya ha ha.
Into the sky.
Leca.
Higher on high.
I wish for high up on high.
Oh, Jesus Christ, this guy's ears bleeding.
Into the sky.
I charge on into the sky.
Yeah, I'm Jackie Chan.
Somebody said in the chat room, this guy broke every bone in his body because he played his own stunts and shit.
Jackie Chan.
Come on, Ben.
Hey, he ran into a Buddha.
He ran into a Buddha.
I don't think that's kosher in China.
Higher on high.
I race for high up on high.
Into the sky.
I charge on into the sky.
Higher on high.
I mean, look at him dancing around like a frog.
Look at this shit.
Into the sky.
I charge on the side.
Press one in the chat if you're a Jackie Chan fan by any stretch of the means, alright?
Alright, press one in the chat if you're a fucking Jackie Chan fan.
Holy shit, we got a lot of Jackie Chan fans in the chat, look.
Look at this.
Now, do you like Jackie Chan because he's a badass and does his own stunts?
Or do you actually like his acting ability?
We've hung the cloud.
The tiger will be reride.
I'll have this one.
Power I had my.
Jesus Christ, this is a lot of people to be a lot of credits here.
Magic goes off along the way.
Yeah, people are saying because he's a badass, his stunts.
His stunts, he's a commie.
Like, you know, he's a Chinese.
Stunts all the way, dude.
The stunts, yeah.
That badass fighting scenes.
Into the sky.
A tiger in the sky.
I gotta agree.
Win respect for Jackie Chan as all the fucking stocks are up there.
He may be sick.
Red Velvet Cake With Brown Sugar00:07:40
That was a long time ago, baby.
High up on high.
That was a long, long, long time ago.
1995.
It said 1986 in the credits, so I don't know what the hell that was about.
Anyway, Horatio Nelson requested that one, and he also requested another one because he donated a $40.69 cent bill.
And let's go ahead and check out his second video that he requested.
Back to back by Horatio Nelson.
So let's take a look at this.
Are you fucking Horatio, dude?
You go and request Jackie Chan, which I think is a badass little video there showing off all his stunts and shit, and then you end it with fucking Tennibal with this fucking midget, man.
Good top 10.
Damn it, man.
The 10 ingredients in red velvet cake.
What?
Velvet throat?
What?
We're looking for the topic.
So 10 ingredients for red velvet cake.
In Marie Williams's recipe for red velvet.
Red velvet cake.
I've got to see this one, all right?
We need the ingredients of both the cake and the icing.
We're not including red food coloring gel as an answer, as it is implied in the name of the dessert.
All right, get to it there, midget.
Jesus Christ.
So for all you viewers at home who want to cook this cake along with us, stand by to get the ingredients from your cupboard.
Have a large bowl in readiness.
Go shut up, you stupid fucking midget, all right?
Nobody asked you for your humor.
All right.
Flour.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, no, really?
Flour?
First tenable answer.
You know, just go through the basics.
You know, flour.
There is flour.
You know, I know there's butter.
Right, it's going to be a little butter and then a little egg in there.
You know what I mean?
I think we'll be safe to go with sugar.
Oh, you know, sugar.
You know, we're going to throw a little bit of brown sugar in there.
You know what I mean?
Yep, there it is.
150 grams of golden pasta sugar.
Okay.
Or a handful.
Chuck it in like Jamie Oliver.
Next, I'm going to say eggs.
You're going to say eggs.
Yeah, of course.
You know, when you say eggs, you know what I mean?
Roll active eggs in there.
You know what I mean?
There we go.
And obviously some fucking like red dye coloring, right?
You know, that's what fucking red velvet cake is.
They put some fucking red dye number five or some shit, right?
150 degrees if you're using a fan oven or Gas Mark 3 for the old schoolers.
We're watching Cook Along with Tenable on ice cream.
Can you stop being a comedian, you little short shit?
God damn it.
You still got your life.
Unless you're going to let somebody chuck you across the goddamn stage.
I don't want to hear you.
Okay.
I'm going to go for cream cheese.
Cream cheese.
Okay, let's have a look.
Is cream cheese tenable?
Cream cheese is in red velvet cake, dude?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Yes, there is.
Wow, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Are you?
Who would you like to nominate?
I'm going to nominate Bruce.
I'm gonna nominate one of my friends who don't know shit and throw her under the bus.
Have you eaten any?
I have had some red velvet cake.
What could be the ingredients of that there, cake?
Butter?
Okay, Rude thinks butter.
Oh, you know, little butter, you know, butter, you know, like my butterface.
Give you the chance to face everything butterface.
Is butter our fifth tenable answer?
All right, it's number one.
Once again, Horatio Nelson was the courtesy enough to fucking donate this tenable bullshit.
So I hope that you're enjoying this stupid little midget with his fucking Tonka toy body and his 78-pound fucking head.
Four team.
So who are you going to go for?
I'm going to bring back Joy.
Ah, so that's Joy.
Joining me in the final.
Congratulations.
Now, as always, you can play on.
Another correct answer will put £1,000 into your prize fund, or you can win back Natalie.
Come on, bitch.
Come on.
I'm going to play on.
Okay.
Cynthia, what's your next answer?
Cocoa powder?
Cocoa powder.
Cocoa powder.
So for £1,000.
£1,000 or to bring you.
I've never eaten red velvet cake, dude.
So I'm not, man.
I'm at a loss.
I don't even.
The only thing I like is white cake.
I like white cake white frosting, okay?
And I'm not racist.
I just like it, okay?
Yep, there it is.
Cocoa powder.
Fucking cocoa powder.
Good God.
So now you have a decision to make once again.
Either bring back.
I just like white cake white frosting, okay?
That's all I like.
Great.
I hate chocolate.
Whenever I eat chocolate, I gag.
I want to throw up.
I'm not even kidding.
I hate chocolate.
It's worth £1,000.
You've still got your life, so you're perfectly safe here.
How are you feeling about this list so far?
It's getting a bit tricky, you know?
It's getting tricky.
You're getting a little bit tricky, you know, because I don't like.
I only eat chocolate cake because Black Lives Matter.
Vanilla.
Going for vanilla.
Huh?
Vanilla extract?
£1,000.
Is vanilla tenable?
Let's see if it's tenable, huh?
Vanilla extract.
There it is at number nine.
Congratulations.
That's £1,000 now into your prize fund.
Your next correct answer is worth £2,500.
Jesus Christ.
All right, after this one up, I'm going to move on.
All right.
Have you cooked this cake before yourself?
Never.
Have I made a bake, but I have never made red velvet before.
So you're just coming up with this from your knowledge of eating red velvet cake.
Something, and it's not my favorite cake at all.
I mean, where's this bitch from?
Is she from Jamaica?
I'm waiting for this bitch to say blood clot.
She sounds Jamaican.
milk a tenable answer?
Yes!
Yep, there it is.
One piece of You gotta be shit, man.
Fantastic.
£2,500 into your prize fund.
I mean, look at these people.
These people are begging for the money.
They're praying for the fucking black Jesus.
They can't give it away.
This bitch gets it right so they can have a few bucks.
Look at this.
This is fucking sad.
£10,000 to you.
The next one's a bit of a guess, but I think somewhere in the back of my mind, I've seen yogurt in recipes.
Yogurt throat?
What are you talking about?
Yogurt throat?
Yogurt.
Going for yogurt.
Yeah, she's probably had a few yogurt throats in her fucking day.
I'll tell you that right now.
Is yogurt throat tentable?
There it is!
There it is!
Greek-style yogurts.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
So that's 5,000 pounds.
All right, should we see the last one?
We see if this bitch wins the last one here.
All right, I'm trying to remember the taste.
I'm going to say honey.
Honey?
So for a perfect 10.
Honey.
And 10,000 pounds.
You dumb bitch.
Is honey?
Honey And Ten Thousand Pounds00:15:31
Well, maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
Maybe it is, honey.
Who knows?
Is it honey?
Oh!
Yeah, no shit baking powder, right?
Please don't put honey into the bowl.
All right, um, I cannot risk it.
So I'm just gonna.
All right.
All right, she can't risk it.
Fantastic.
She needs the money.
She can't risk it.
Let's reveal this missing ingredient, shall we?
Stand by, Viewer.
Bacon powder, isn't it, bacon powder?
Lemon juice.
No, I wouldn't do it.
Fucking lemon juice.
I thought it was bacon soda.
I got bacon soda.
Bacon soda.
I got bacon soda.
I hope you win it in the final.
All right, we get it.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we saw a full game of tenable.
Thank you once again, Horatio Nelson, for hooking it up with that 20 or for two videos back to back.
Cheers to Horatio Nelson.
All right.
All right.
Now we're getting to Geno X 1987's part of the broadcast.
All right.
Here we go.
For all those that were out there saying that, hey, this is kind of a freaked out video.
This is the kind of shit that Geno X 1987 requests.
Well, here we go.
None other than Geno X 1987 requesting this one.
So is everybody ready?
Is everybody ready to be freaked out?
And did you happen to say anything, Gino?
You said ghost long lost son.
All right, what is this shit?
Put the PC shot on.
Wait, wait a minute.
What the fuck is this?
A fucking animation?
Gino, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
That's water.
You're not fun anymore.
This is why we never fuck anymore.
We don't fucking know.
What is this?
You're fat and ugly.
We don't fuck because you're tight and amethyst is attempting sex.
Wow, can you do it right now?
What the fuck?
We only fuck when it's absolutely universe.
Steven, Juniverse.
Is she a woman's vagina?
A naked woman's vagina.
All I want to be is someone who gets to see it vagina.
And where's this goat coming from?
Why is there a goat?
...get into a woman's vagina.
Oh, I know it'll be great, and I just can't wait...
Oh, jeez!
I really want.
Why are they showing Gouda cheese?
Wait, Steven.
I'm sure you can make those jumps.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is more millennial humor, isn't it?
I'm putting this video on Facebook.
This can't be happening.
This has to be a dream.
This can't be happening.
I'm Steven.
This can't be happening.
Why in the world would this be happening?
You're too good for this world.
What the fuck is this shit?
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, Geno X 1987 just donated, even though Dono's her paws and said, that wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't.
That was a fake Gino.
Yeah, no shit.
Geno X 1987 wouldn't request something like that.
And what a ghost long-lost son, what, Steven Juniverse?
Is that what you're trying to say?
Huh?
That I'm Jewish or something?
You know what?
So what if I was Jewish?
All right.
So what if I was Jewish?
What would that do?
Would that make me some kind of a piece of shit or something?
Huh?
If I was Jewish, would that make me some kind of a fucking piece of shit or something?
I don't fucking get it, man.
I don't fucking get it.
Oh my God.
All right.
Look, I'm unfollowing if you're Jewish.
What are you talking about?
Yes, you're a piece of shit.
If you're Jewish, we would stop watching.
I'd leave.
What a bunch of fucking, what a bunch of assholes.
What a bunch of.
You know that fucking Hitler was Jewish, you dumb shits?
Huh?
Do you know Hitler was Jewish?
His real last name was Schekelgruber.
And on top of him being Jewish, Hitler was also a homo.
I mean, what else would go out and live homeless on the streets of Vienna while trying three different times to enter the art school in Vienna, huh?
He was a homo.
All right.
That, hey, I'm just saying facts.
I'm just saying facts.
Hitler was a homosexual.
Okay.
I mean, do we, unless we forget that the brown shirts, okay, before that they were, before they were executed by Himmler's SS, all right?
Fucking, the fucking brown shirts were literally a fucking meat market of pretty blonde-haired, blue-eyed boys that were used as sexual objects by Hitler's generals.
Okay?
I mean, are we fucking, I mean, give me a break.
I mean, did we all forget this shit?
Hitler was a homo.
He never fucked Ava Braun.
You know that?
He never fucked Ava Braun.
He put Ava Braun as a fucking hostage in that fucking compound in Bavaria.
Okay?
I mean, come on.
Fucking, here you have Hitler with Jewish features and dark hair getting on fucking podium saying, I am Hitler and I want blonde hair, blue-eyed children.
I want blonde hair, blue-eyed children.
See how.
And meanwhile, this guy's got his fucking dark hair flapping in the wind.
All right.
His real name should be Schekelgruber.
All right.
That's his fucking real name.
All right.
Hitler was a homo and anybody who's a Jewish homo and anybody that doesn't know that, you're a fucking idiot.
I'll tell you that right now.
And all you white nationalists that are out here saying, that's Jewish propaganda.
That's Jewish propaganda.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Do you understand that Hitler had a hard on, literal hard on, for erecting white male idols?
You know, white male statues with little uncut dicks.
Look this shit up for yourself.
He fucking erected all these fucking, you know, Aryan white male type statues and it had little uncut dicks on it.
I am not fucking kidding.
So don't come at me.
All right.
Don't come at me.
You need to go fucking check yourselves.
All right.
You need to check your fucking cells.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm fucking sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls to you fucking idiots.
I'm shooting pearls at your asses.
And this is how you fucking people repay me for Christ's sake.
By the way, let's go ahead and read some diamonds that I didn't get to here.
Let me see.
I think I missed a bunch of diamonds.
So where are we at?
I think we said that one.
We've said, there's goopy.
What exactly did Burger Planet do to the good sir?
Burger Planet is just a waste of life.
I don't fucking like him.
All right.
All right.
He's an autistic 38-year-old piece of shit that tries to commiserate with people in their early 20s.
And he needs to fucking grow up and realize that he's an old sack of shit.
All right.
Anyway, we got Pettis do some prank calls before it gets too late.
Fuck you.
Don't fucking sit here and tell me what to do.
Communist for Trump dropped the diamond.
I just joined.
How many donos you have left?
I'm not too sure yet, but I'll get to you on that in a minute.
Trusted lawyer.
Okay, I'm unfollowing Hitler now, too.
No shit.
Communists for Trump, source, trust me, bro.
Trust me.
Go look it up for yourself, dude.
I'm not going to sit over here and fucking play wet nurse to you idiots.
All right.
Communists for Trump dropped another diamond.
Go source.
Trust me, bro.
I think you already said that, you fucking milky liquor.
Colonel Transisco dropped a diamond.
He was also very controlling of his niece.
That's right.
And Colonel Transisco dropped another diamond.
He drove her to suicide.
Yes, he did.
Yes, he did.
He's that sick of a fucking asshole.
All right.
That sick of a fucking asshole.
And yet you've got all these white nationalists out here lepreconning their asses to Hitler.
All right, they might as well join the brown shirts and put their hair to the side and leprechaun their asses in front of one.
Anyway, never mind.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Let's move on.
I want to tell y'all what I'm doing now, okay?
I am unpausing the donos.
I am unpausing the donos and I'm unpausing them right now.
So these are the donos that came in while I paused.
Mr. Albin, calm down.
You're showing signs of being infected by bubonic plague.
Oh, great.
That's not even something to kid around about, man.
All right.
That pro-communist Russia video you watched was made by which is literally communist Netflix.
Really?
On their website, they label themselves as the world's first post-capitalist worker owned streaming.
No wonder that person looks so ugly there, ST, Mike.
Marshall Burns.
Muslims, feminists, and now femboys, aka fast.
Oh, he's talking about that femboy.
Marshall Burns, he's talking about that femboy video we watched.
Geno X 1987.
Some of these good traps make good money capitalizing on OnlyFans.
Jesus Christ, you would know.
Umbrella Corporation.
I'm not bad Peppermint.
I've got some hotline Miami vibes from that.
He's talking about Peppermint Sword Synth that they dedicated or they requested.
Scoot TM on Twitter.
Dogecoin is trending.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dogecoin is trending and is also raising in price.
Meme magic made Dogecoin valuable.
It's been a minute since I've seen your show.
It's good to hear you again.
Getting tired of the BLM bullshit.
Hey, you forgot the link.
Ghost Butt Buddy, you forgot the link.
You forgot the link, Ghost Butt Buddy.
And yeah, there's Gino reaffirming that that wasn't his fucking dono.
He's like, that wasn't my dono, dude.
That wasn't my dono.
Here's Art Hammond.
And he didn't even say anything.
He just fucking donated some shit.
All right, so there's Art Hammond.
Ghost.
Oh, here's this shit again.
For fuck's sake, man.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just crapped my wheelchair.
Engineer.
Fuck you for whoever fucking donates that shit.
That shit pisses me off.
And great, another one by Ard Hammond.
Another video by Ard Hammond.
All right, great.
All right.
I think that's, we just have to do the two videos by Ard Hammond.
Am I correct?
That is correct.
So, with that being said, and by the way, whoever the hell's ghost butt buddy was, you forgot the link to the damn fucking video.
All right?
You forgot the link to the video.
So whoever the hell ghost butt buddy is, you forgot the link, you milky liquor.
All right, let's get to Ard Hammond's $25 dono here.
Didn't say anything.
So I hope that this is some, you know, this isn't gross.
Let's just put it that way.
Let's just hope this isn't gross.
All right.
What is this?
What the fuck is this fucking shit?
Put the PC shot on.
What the fuck is this?
Hold on, what the fuck?
IMHIAF forgot the link.
All right.
Thank you very much.
I'll go ahead and play it there.
I don't like your name.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that talk.
All right, Ard Hammond requested this.
Let me tell you something right now.
Leave blood sugar ass alone.
Anyway, let me go ahead.
Oh, God, no.
Somebody did this to me.
Somebody did this millennial humor shit to me.
We got to take politics.
We've got Zergent ass plug.
We got Flamin' Ghost.
Jesus Christ.
We got 50 ghosts.
This is obviously spliced, all right?
Don't laugh.
This is obviously spliced.
Senator, shut him off, and you're going to take it off for girl's sake.
Ah, jeez.
Who thinks up of this crap?
Diarrhea?
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, somebody actually made this millennial humor shit out of that eating.
Jesus Christ, man.
We got toxic diarrhea.
Jesus Christ.
That's it.
No more Twitter shout out for you, pickle liquors.
Are you having assistance?
Shut up in the chat.
This is obviously a splice.
Shut the fuck up.
You're on the horn.
Oh, look, I'm gonna give my ass to Alex Jones.
Come on, pause this.
We're getting a donut.
Those dreams of a Twink Hitler blitz-kriegging his butt border, penetrating deep into his Soviet sphincter, ejecting the liquid juice smoke from his face.
Yeah, yeah, let me tell you something.
You all can laugh about that.
But Hitler was a Jewish homosexual.
I mean, what kind of a fucking straight man would live on the streets of Vienna?
And by the way, he was living on the streets.
You know that Hitler was homeless.
He was living on the streets of Vienna and he was selling his ass.
He was selling his ass so he can make a couple of bucks so he can eat.
Meanwhile, he was trying to enter the art school in Vienna and Ice Edit.
Yeah, go fuck yourself, asshole.
Listen, he was trying to get into the Vienna School of Art three times.
Three times, and he got rejected all three times.
And he said, well, I'm going to have to do something with my life.
And he goes into the fucking military thereafter.
All right.
So don't fucking give me this crap.
Fucking Hitler was a gay Jewish homo.
Do not talk shit that he was some white national.
The guy had dark hair with Jewish features for fuck's sake.
And he was telling a whole nation of Aryan people.
He was telling them this.
I want more blonde hair and blue-eyed children.
Even though I've got dark hand and flapping all over the place, I want blonde hair and blue-eyed children.
I'd buy that.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
I.H. Hump.
What the hell is that?
Do you think Hitler ate Anne Frank's ass out in the closet?
Dude, shut up, asshole.
That's fucking disgusting.
Hitler Was A Gay Jewish Homo00:11:02
And what is this?
Jonathan, I hope you didn't sell any of your Chainlink, buddy.
No, I didn't, dude.
Remember, I was telling everybody.
I was telling everybody, you better take a look at Chainlink, you know, because they're actually hooking it up.
It's beyond fucking LARPing hype.
They're actually hooking it up with damn partnerships that are going to make them fucking valuable.
Anyway, Communist for Trump just dropped a diamond and said, Ghost, what's with your gay theories?
There's no theory.
He was a homo, dude.
He was a fucking homo.
And here's unparalleled aesthetics here.
How's it been, Ghost?
Dropped by the show again to drop some fire tracks.
This is more Japanese music, but it's fusion this time.
Enjoy and have a good one.
Well, you know what?
Unparalleled aesthetics.
You introduced me to Japanese city pop, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Anyway, let's go back to Art Hammond's video, please.
Which is obviously a fucking splice, all right?
Which is obviously a fucking splice.
Anybody who doesn't believe it is an idiot.
3333333333 radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to give you kudos on being such an ilk and poignant ass lizard.
Shut up, your ass.
Radio graffiti.
Shut up my dick, you horrid dog motherfucker.
Asshole.
707, radio graffiti.
The engineer of the pop, John Marston, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Shut up.
Fuck you, Tax.
Shut up your ass.
Radio graffiti.
I'm erected.
Shit.
Stop spreading that slanderous lie about me.
I am not a rare.
I am a melting pot of flowers.
And I want you to amplify that shit all over the internets.
You understand?
I want you to amplify it.
I mean, give me a break with this shit.
How long is this crap?
I've got to play the whole fucking thing because Art Admin dropped a $25 bill for this shit.
And fuck all of you in the chat room saying not a splice.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, who else we got going on over here?
We got, I'm not saying that, you stupid direct bastard.
We got, what else we got?
I'm thumbs down in this.
I'm thumbs down in this shit.
I'm thumbs down in this bullshit.
Fuck you in the chat.
ASK FOR GHOST, NOT A SPLICE I- I was there.
You aren't there for shit.
I am done.
Fucking assholes.
I am done.
I am done.
Come on.
All right.
As a matter of fact, implement my crack martial law right now, engineer.
Implement my crack martial law right now.
But before I go, I'd like for everybody to please follow my listener, all right?
It's that simple.
Give me the mic.
Mike, for Christ's sake.
Ghostpolitics.com.
Bye.
A strap on.
And I will shut up your ass.
All right.
This is a toilet shoot.
All right.
All right.
Are we done with this shit?
Good God.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck you.
Fuck off.
All right.
Fuck off for Christ's sake.
And who the hell is this?
Muok.
Muak said, speaking of crypto, Funfair is back on the scene.
Invest all your money in Funfair.
He'll say we.
All right.
And what the hell is this?
How do you enjoy melon pan?
Brave little ghostler, brave little, don't call me little.
There's nothing on me that's little, you son of a bitch, all right?
And what is this?
Did you know Trump raped the Trump Tower maids during their lunch break?
Oh, bullshit.
Don't believe me.
You're a fucking liar.
You're a fucking liar, you fucking idiot.
What a fucking asshole fucking spreading out that fucking slanderous lie about our great president.
That fucking liberal propaganda, you fucking shithead.
And you want to know why?
Because you know that you've got a shit fucking candidate that is going to lose to Donald Trump, you milky liquors, all right?
Some fucking geriatric dementia-ridden piece of shit.
I'd buy that for a time.
And what is this?
I love Froppy.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Look at Froppy over here fucking wishing that I would fucking love him like a father or something.
And I can tell by the feminine vernacular in your voice, Froppie, that you definitely are looking for a father figure.
I'll tell you that.
And I ain't gonna be it.
I ain't gonna do it.
All right.
I ain't gonna do it.
I'm not gonna have some fruity son that, you know, talks like he just popped out of the asshole of Ricky Martin.
Okay, I'm not.
No, absolutely fucking not.
All right, where the hell did we got another dono we got to do here?
Fucking Ard Hammond again, for fuck's sake.
Ard Hammond again, for fuck's sake.
What is this?
Art Hammond, what the fuck?
Are you shitting me, Ard Hammond?
Just play it for Christ's sake.
Art Hammond requested this.
Let's go.
Niggers!
Oh, my God.
You know what, Ard Hammond?
You're a son of a bitch.
You know that?
You're a fucking son of a bitch.
Hello, chat.
He has had my mouth bound with a ball gag this.
Oh, bullshit.
He beats me and misses Ghost and then sucks my penis.
Send help.
Just shut up, dude.
NWX.
Did you know the DNC teamed up with Chinese firms to infect lemon trees with COVID-19?
Google image search.
Lemon party.
Don't Google Lemon Party, dude.
It's some fucking idiot, dumb cunt fucking taking a shit on herself in a fucking bathtub.
I'm not kidding, okay?
Anyway, play this one more time for Art Hammond, please.
Let's go.
Niggers!
Honestly, since your granny was taking the neighbor's leftovers, I don't blame you for beating her old wrinkly.
Dude, don't talk about my fucking granny, you dumb fucking shithead, all right?
Play it one more time for Art Hammond.
Let's go.
Niggers!
All right, that's enough.
All right, yeah, real funny, Art Hammond.
Real fucking hilarious.
All right, now this is from Ghost's Butt Buddy.
Great fucking name, by the way, asshole.
Ghost's Butt Buddy.
And what the hell did you say?
Sup, Ghost, been a minute since seeing your show.
It's good to hear you again.
Tired of the BLM bullshit.
They're just dividing everyone further.
Make sure you play this song from the beginning.
You skipped the best part of the video last time.
Oh, great.
Ghost's Butt Buddy.
What the fuck do you got in store now there, boy?
What the hell is this?
Hold on, before we do, we got a fucking advertisement once again.
And we're probably going to have to wait about 10 seconds because of Ju2.
Excuse me, YouTube.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I got a lot of things going.
Those are Freudian slip.
My apologies, folks, okay?
All right.
What is this crap?
Oh, Christ.
I don't know who the hell requested this again.
Ghost's Butt Buddy.
All right, here it is.
Ghost's Butt Buddy requested this.
Play it!
It sucks!
Oh, my God!
Oh, Christ.
Shut up!
You go not to God!
What the fuck?
Shut you up!
Ye God!
Yes!
God, dude, are you fucking kidding me?
Ghost's butt, buddy!
Jesus!
Shoes!
Oh man, your autism is showing.
All right, ghost is butt, buddy.
Your fucking autism is showing you, son of a bitch!
Josiah!
Swim!
Jesus!
LOSING VIEWERS BECAUSE OF THIS RETARNED SHIT!
You goddamn son of a bitch.
Hold on, pause this!
I want to titoriel up and fuck her in the pussy until she's hot.
Now we got this real, for fuck's sake.
I want to smack her ass.
Nobody cares!
Nobody cares, you sick fuck!
Jesus Christ, play the rest of this fucking Jesus fucking Christ bullshit!
I'm sorry that we are subjected to this, but somebody actually paid $20 and 20 cents so that we can play this fucking cringy Gen C humor bullshit!
Did you know Tamu Freemans incorporated a warship to smuggle COVID-19 vials into America?
Jesus Christ.
Search up the USS Liberty incident for more info.
USS Liberty, that was an accident, all right?
Queer Anna, that was a fucking accident.
Israel is our greatest fucking ally, and you people that keep fucking spreading around the fucking USS Liberty bullshit, that was a fucking accident.
So shut up!
Jesus Christ!
I was eeeeeeeee!
Chocolate on!
It was a fucking accident!
Eeeeee..
Jesus Christ!
Oh, Christ.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
What happened to you?
I just crapped my wheelchair.
Engineer, get over here and clean me up.
Can you fuck off with the fucking wheelchair shit, man?
Everybody on IP2 and all across the internet thinks that I'm in a fucking wheelchair now because of you dicks.
Everybody on the internet thinks that I'm in a fucking wheelchair because of you fucking assholes.
Jesus Christ, play the rest of this fucking song, please, for Christ's sake.
What?
Kogan, can you get to radio graffiti?
I gotta go to bed soon.
Well, you know what?
Go to bed, alright?
Go to bed before your mommy goes and takes away your fucking PlayStation, you stupid shithead.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Man, I'm tired.
I just can't.
This Sounds Like John Holmes Porn00:11:52
I mean, I just made up all of Thursday's donut.
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ this This is horrible.
This is fucking horrible!
Dude, I mean, listen, pause this.
Listen, listen.
Oh, hold on.
We got another donut.
What is it, dude?
Saudi Arabia and Israel have been caught dumping the bodies of goats infected.
That's a lie.
That's a fucking lie.
Google image, search Goatsy for more proof.
That's a lie, dude.
That's an utter lie.
Greatest allies.
All right, look, I got to play the last remaining part of this.
This sounds like a cat is getting raped.
This is horrible.
And take a look at this.
This was uploaded on the 23rd of June.
Almost 230 damn fucking views on this thing.
Oh, my God.
Thank God that this is over.
Thank God.
Thank God.
These are my fans, by the way.
All right.
These are my fans.
Anyway, that was requested by somebody by the name of Ghost's Butt Buddy, which I don't really appreciate that name.
All right.
And what is this?
I folkin ate.
I'm not going to say that, dude.
I know what you're trying to make me say, you racist piece of trash.
All right.
And I'm not racist.
And here's Kamunga Strikes.
Outshining.
I know what you're talking about, man.
I'm telling you, Kamunga Strikes, man.
Cheers to him in requesting some pretty good videos, man.
But until we get to Kamunga Strikes, we got to get to a few more donos here.
This is requested by Unparalleled Aesthetics.
Unparalleled Aesthetics said, how's it been, Ghost?
Dropped by the show again to drop some fire tracks.
This is more Japanese music, but it's fusion this time.
Enjoy and have a good one, my friend, Unparalleled Aesthetics.
And look, Unparalleled Aesthetics, for all the folks that don't remember, he's the guy.
He's the guy that introduced us to Japanese city pop, which is actually kind of cool.
What is this?
I hate Corey.
Fuck you.
Fuck you for trying to make me say some racist trash.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, dude.
All right.
I mean, I'm serious.
Everybody knows that.
I have had an illustrious 13-year internet broadcasting career.
And everybody out there knows that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
It's just unfortunate that I have been ridden with a bunch of disgusting, foul-mouthed, troll-terrorist, trash audience that has followed me around for 13 years and have made my life a living hell.
And because you people are a bunch of troll terrorist cyber vermin with your fucking teeth hanging out with your teeth hanging out and shit, I have been somehow connected with you people.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Chuck Finks.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
All right, let me get you a couple of diamonds here, by the way.
Communist for Trump ghosts, what's with your gay theories?
It's not a theory, okay?
Winter the wolf dropped a diamond.
You know you love us.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't know.
I don't know, dude.
All the stuff that you've done to me, I don't know.
I mean, do I have to tell y'all again that you people, once upon a time, all right, made a damn, what do you call it?
A little soundboard of my fucking voice.
And you all called the FBI and the CIA with my goddamn voice.
All right?
Y'all not remember that?
Here, let me just play it just so that everybody kind of recollects their recollection, okay?
All right, let's go ahead and replay that.
Here, play the shit.
Listen.
What's going on?
Nothing much.
Who is this?
Listen.
Who is this?
Hold on, pause this.
What?
Hi, everyone.
Your host ghost here just wanted to say I fucking.
Nah, dude, we don't condone that.
We're not condoning this text to say that.
We're not condoning this, dude.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Fuck the sill lance.
What the hell is that?
I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to mean.
All right.
All right, wings of racism.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
The king is back.
Fuck wings of redemption.
I'm not a big wings of redemption fan myself.
Look, there's Gerwicking.
What's going on to Gerwicking in the house?
Howdy there, Ghostler.
I have some metal to drop on your prolapsed anus.
I question why you know so much about poppers.
Must explain your theory of gay Hitler.
I EXPLAIN MY THEORY!
It's a fucking back in the chat.
Hitler was a gay Jewish man who was trying to get into the fucking art school in Vienna.
What is this?
I hate the, I'm not going to say that, you fucking idiot.
I'm not going to say that.
Anyway, just to recollect your recollection, these people made a soundboard of my voice and then called the FBI.
Play this shit.
Who is this?
Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?
This is FBI Mobile.
I mean, geez, go back in the kitchen, alright?
Excuse me?
I don't even understand that.
Learn how to speak English, alright?
Do it again, no, Puto.
Are you trying to reach the FBI in Mobile, Alabama?
I've been saying this, bro.
I don't know how many goddamn years.
This is Farron.
Hey, how you doing?
Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?
You have the wrong number, sir.
Wait a minute.
Is this for real or is this a troll here?
No, this is the FBI in Jacksonville, Florida.
You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing.
You're a fruit bowl.
All righty.
You know it and I know it.
Okay.
Have a good day.
God damn it.
I never said that.
I would never say that.
That's a splice.
And that's ridiculous.
And you ever did that?
Put it damages.
That's all I gotta say.
Did what, sir?
I don't care if you're cleaning enema bags for a living, for Christ's sake.
Jesus, what?
Are you insinuating that you want us to do this again?
No, I'm not.
No, let me tell you about your family.
No!
No, no.
I'm just telling you what kind of fans that I'm dealing with here, okay?
A parent.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Kilch.
I'm not going to say that, you fucking idiot.
I know what you're trying to make me say, you piece of trash.
Anyway, play it again for fuck's sake.
I cannot believe this crap.
All right, well, take care.
I mean, geez, go back in the kitchen, all right?
FBI.
What's going on?
Hold on, pause this.
Shout out to River Sales.
You, my nigga, and I dig your Dwayne Ellen.
All right, I gotta go back to the donos.
I've got to go back to the donos.
I'm sorry, folks.
I gotta go back to the donos.
Anyway, we're getting them piled up, so I gotta go back.
But that's my, that's, that's my quote, fans, okay?
These are my fans.
That's great, isn't it?
Huh?
13 years I've been fucking with these people for Christ's sake.
13 years of my internet broadcasting career.
I've been subjected to this type of internet malarkey.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue.
All right.
I've got a whole bunch of donos I got to do here.
This one, unparalleled aesthetics.
He said this is a little bit of Japanese fusion, so let's hear it.
What is this?
All right.
Sounds a little 80s-esque.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We could get down to this.
Wow, this ain't bad.
Look at unparalleled aesthetics over here, man.
Introducing ghosts to new Japanese music.
Cheers to that.
Get down, baby.
Hey, who's screwing up the music?
Who the hell is this?
Little bastard.
I'm almost certain Trump headquarters would love to hear about how you take two up the two at a time up the ass.
Go fuck off, asshole.
Don't call Trump.
Don't call Trump Town.
Don't do any of that shit, okay?
What is this?
S.T. Wangle gaze?
I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to mean.
All right.
I have no idea.
But I'm telling you, I'm loving this Japanese fusion.
Unparalleled aesthetics requested this one, man.
Yeah.
Hold on, what now?
Internet sleuths have unearthed Breonna Taylor's porno tape.
It appears to have been filmed last week.
I'm not.
Are you serious?
I'm not too sure if I believe that.
How come all these fucking people that are dying by the hands of police are doing porno?
I'm just asking, didn't George Floyd do porno or something?
What's up with that?
This is actually pretty good.
I got a thumbs up this, dude.
I'm not even joking.
This ain't bad.
You know, it sounds a little jazzy, sounds a little disco-y.
I like it.
I like it, dude.
And what now?
Yo-so hoi-hoto.
Fuck you.
All right.
You're a hoto.
All right.
You're a fucking hoto, you piece of crap.
I know what you mean by that.
All right?
Miablo Espanor Mui Puquito, Puto, all right?
Ukayate Losito, which is pretty good stuff, dude.
This sounds like some fucking John Holmes porn music.
Tell him to get down to this, man.
Cheers to unparalleled aesthetics once again, introducing us to some new tunes out here.
We got Bob Bagman that just dropped a diamond.
Cheers, Ghost.
Maybe time to go smokeo.
Yeah, no shit.
This is badass.
I wish there was more music made like this today.
Uh.
Trying To Lower The Beer Gut00:02:31
Shake, your asshole.
Shake your Colita.
I'm sorry.
I'm joking.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'm having a little bit of gallus humor out here because of these people that are supposedly my fans.
Hold on, what is it?
Como me urna.
I don't know what the fuck that means, all right?
All right, stop talking to me in Mexican.
All right, talk to me in American.
All right, that's what you need to talk to me.
And if you're going to text a speech, talk to me in American.
Hey, Pettis, it's funny that you say that I'm drinking wine.
Look, I have not drank any beer since last Thursday.
I have not drank no beer.
All right, I'm not even jumping on.
Try to quit drinking beer.
Beer is just, it's too many calories, dude.
It's too many fucking calories.
I've been getting into the fine wines again.
I've been getting into some of the fine wines.
I'm going to become a smoly.
All right, I'm going to become a fucking smolier going on.
I'm trying to lower the beer gut.
I'm not even joking around.
Thumbs up.
I already thumbs up.
All right.
And by the way, I'm not only going to drink wine.
I'm obviously going to drink bitch drinks and, you know, scotch and water, scotch and ice, you know, that sort of thing.
Beer's out of the question.
I'm going to try to quit drinking beer as long as I can.
And believe it or not the beer gut's already gone down since I have not been drinking beer since last Tuesday.
Dude, this is badass.
I'm going to bump this in my car.
I'm not even kidding.
Hey, unparalleled aesthetics.
I'm going to bump this shit in my car.
I'm not even kidding, dude.
Dried Up One Year Old Watermelon00:08:22
That was an awesome song.
Cheers to that, man.
Thank you very much for introducing us once again to some more Japanese music that isn't anime written or anything.
Marshall Burns, you just dropped the diamond.
How many donos you got left, man?
Stay strong.
We actually, you know, we're doing the new ones now.
We're actually doing the new ones, and we're already done with the backed up ones, dude.
So we're making, we made great time.
We made great time today.
I'm actually very proud of us.
All right.
Let's continue here.
We've got, thank you once again, unparalleled aesthetics, dude.
I really did love that song.
The brave little ghostler.
First of all, don't call me Ghostler, okay?
Don't call me Ghostler.
And secondly, what is this?
Heard you enjoyed Mellow Pan.
Oh, Christ.
All right, look, I want to be honest with you.
All you folks, viewer discretion is advised because Mellow Pan is some sick anime-written freak show.
Why he's on YouTube, I have no idea.
I have no idea, but this is probably him.
And wait a minute, this isn't Mellow Pan.
Hold on just a second.
What is this crap?
What the hell did you people just donate for Christ's sake?
What in the fucking hell did you people donate for heaven's sake?
Jesus, what is this?
What am I watching here?
What am I watching here?
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
What the hell is this?
This isn't Mellow Pan.
Happy birthday.
Have you ever celebrated the first birthday of a watermelon?
What?
I know I haven't.
And yes, you heard it right.
I said the first birthday of a watermelon.
A one-year-old watermelon.
Dude, let me explain something to you folks out there.
If you drink, or excuse me, if you eat bad watermelon, you could get seriously sick.
I mean, if you eat old bad watermelon, dude, you could get seriously fucking sick.
So don't do what this crazy bitch is doing.
First birthday with a watermelon.
So right here, I've got a one-year-old watermelon.
Why?
How did it get to be a year old?
Well, I bought it last year when I was going to be on the home infantry.
Why?
Because it was a nice.
Why?
And what is this?
End to nuke the alamo.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
All right.
All right.
Long live the Alamo, you piece of shit.
Don't you even dare go there and talk about that to the Texas martyrs like that.
All right.
Dark even color.
It was round.
Dude, this is disgusting.
I mean, this is content.
I set it in my fruit basket.
This is content, for Christ's sake.
Came back, and I never carved it.
I never ate it.
Oh, my God.
This is gross, dude.
And what is a soy own pendejo?
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Yeah, two pain dejo.
Pinche culeto.
All right.
Mama la chocho, puto.
Fucking asshole.
Can we watch this bitch in her fucking one-year-old watermelon without getting any more delays, please?
So I figured, let's just see what happens.
I left it in my fruit basket.
Why?
It's a year old.
And look at it.
It's dangerous to me.
You understand that.
Eating old bad watermelon can make you seriously ill.
I think that's because it's drying up inside.
And up until two days ago, there was no signs of mold.
But two days ago, I saw this developing.
So I put it in the fridge and I thought, now's the time to cut it open.
And what now?
The Texas Cannon Farm.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right, you asshole.
Come down to Texas and talk that malarkey and run your gator about Texas and see if your ass doesn't get turned into dog meat, boy.
Piece of crap.
That's what we've got.
Also, it's much lighter than it once was.
No kidding, you dumb broad.
Just to compare, see how nice and round it is.
No kidding.
I guess you can't tell by watching, but this is significantly heavier than this is.
So are you curious what it looks like inside after?
Are you kidding me?
I am.
So let's cut it open.
Oh, Jesus.
But first, I do have one question.
Has anyone else out there had a watermelon last time?
No, they haven't.
All right.
And what is this?
Yo Chu Pon Penny's Grande.
What the fuck does that mean?
Did you enjoy my last couple of the TTS love pet Mexican?
Oh, yeah.
Is that you, Pet Mexican?
Huh?
Huh, Pinche Culeto, huh?
Chupla mi wuevo comicho diso, pinche hoto.
All right, how do you like that?
Can we play this dumb crazy bitch in her one-year-old watermelon, please?
Jesus Christ.
Is this normal?
Or is this something because it maybe it's genetically modified?
I don't know.
If you have any answers, let me know.
Is she going to eat it and see what's inside?
I'm telling you, I. Here's a closer look at it.
If she cuts this up and eats it, I'm puking.
Here's our moldy spot.
If she cuts this up and fucking eats it, I am puking up, right?
Look how oddly shaped this is, right?
Okay, so what's it like inside?
I'm anticipating that it's going to be really dried up and mushy, but I don't know.
Here's a one-year-old watermelon.
Is everybody ready?
This was...
Oh!
Oh my god, yeah, the Texas farters.
Fuck you.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, dude.
That looks like Madonna's cunt.
I mean, for fun.
It's not a yellow watermelon, but look at how orange it is.
Oh, my God.
You can see how much it's dried up.
It almost looks like a pumpkin.
The fruit's dried up and it looks kind of like a drink.
That's disgusting, man.
Funky, huh?
That's disgusting.
Just in case you want a closer look, this is still very firm towards the rind.
Don't touch it.
Ooh, yeah.
Look at the rock on that bitch's finger.
Holy shit, what the fuck?
Unparalleled aesthetics.
He's hooking it up with intro into the inner circle.
Unparalleled aesthetics.
Nice to hear you're digging the tunes.
Ghost, if you could take a request with the IC join, could you play this video?
I'll do it, dude.
I'll do it.
No shit.
I'll do it, man.
For you, I'll do it.
And here is Horatio Nelson.
Cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics, the newest member of the inner circle.
So would that be called dry melon or evaporated melon?
Just admit it.
The Texas martyrs were troglodytes who pillaged and raped the women of San Francisco.
Bullshit!
That's a fucking lie!
It's legitimately quite pathetic how you are basically endorsing this type of thing.
That's a fucking lie, you fucking piece of shit.
That's a fucking lie.
That's not facts, for Christ's sake.
And by the way, Horatio Nelson, would that be called dry melon, evaporated melon?
Sort of like an age-old if we took the wings off of house flies.
Would we call them house fly or house walks, excuse me?
This is a serious question that needs to be answered.
I don't know what the hell you call it, Horatio Nelson, but it's definitely sick.
And once again, cheer to Unparalleled Aesthetics, the newest member of the IC, dude.
Cheers to you, man.
Colors you're seeing is actually what this looks like.
This is very orange, and this is more pink.
Dude, that's disgusting, man.
Anyway, now we know.
Now we know what the inside of a water is.
Did we really need to know what the watermelon looks like?
Did we really need to know?
That's not something you could have lived without, huh?
What a dumb broad.
Well, that's it.
Happy carving.
What a dumb broad.
Oh, good God.
How many subscribers?
17,000 people are listening to this kookster?
All right.
Anyway, who the hell requested that?
The brave little ghostler.
All right, first of all, don't call me ghostler, but that's who requested it.
Chris Cornell Ultimate Magician Fuck00:07:19
And Jesus Christ.
All right, let's continue here.
What is this, black worm?
Chupa, me pinga, me posa.
Maria posa, what on?
What the?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
If you're going to text to speech me, talk to me in American, please.
All right.
Oh, gee, now you're making me belch.
You see this?
Now you sons of bitches are making me belch.
You're making all the acid churn up into my stomach, and as a consequence, I'm belching up a storm.
I hope you fucking idiots are happy now.
I hope that you goddamn troll terrorists are happy.
Can we go to the next dono, please?
Ah, Kamunga Strikes.
All right, Kamunga Strikes should be, you know, he should be hooking it up with a decent one here because he always hooks it up with some pretty good music.
Comunga Strikes donated another $20, $20.
Hey, hold on, what is this?
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Wow, was that Mellow Pan's asshole?
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Can we get to the next dono?
Camonga Strikes, $20.20 Bucker, outshine.
Now, I'm going to assume.
Hold on, what is this?
The Texas Martyrs died and went to heaven.
Haha, good one.
Fuck you, dude.
Everybody who's talking shit about the Texas Martyrs, you're a piece of shit.
All right.
Anyway, Camunga Strikes is this Soundgarden?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is, baby.
All right.
Comunga Strikes, hooking it up with a little Pantera, hooking it up with a little Allison chains.
Now he's backing it up with a little bit of Soundgarden.
And by the way, Outshine is a great fucking song.
As a matter of fact, I like a whole bunch of songs from Soundgarden.
It's pretty good music.
I'm waiting for the advertisements to hurry up once again.
So here we go.
Comunga Strikes requested this one.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Comunga Strikes.
And this is live, Outshine Live.
1991, dude.
1991.
When Chris Cornell still had long hair.
And by the way, R.I.P. Chris Cornell.
I don't feel so doubt.
I don't feel so doubt.
I kept my movie running.
It's magic now.
Oh, yeah.
And it's live, baby.
This is, it sounds great dude.
Munga Strikes!
I'm down on my knees today.
Give me the burden, give me a way.
Till I'm up on my feet again.
Badass.
Hell yeah.
Hold on.
Who's disturbing this?
Chris Cornell took almost as much cock in the ass as the Texas Martyrs.
The fuck, you know what?
Whoever the hell fucking donated that.
I hope you get the age, you fucking piece of shit.
All right.
How dare you?
How goddamn dare you play the rest of Kamunga Stars video?
Man, time is the ultimate magician, praise.
This is the ultimate PPSC.
Now you know.
R.I.P. Chris Cornell.
The haters in the chat room are just a bunch of Billy and Lise, dirty pusslings.
Show me the power of God, I like the way that I'm not on my beach today.
Hell yeah.
You'll be the birth path.
You'll be aware.
And this sounds great.
I want to be able to M291 concert.
Just like it does on the album.
Great, great fucking live show here.
Come in, magician.
Fuck yeah.
I got to say that I'll not my beat to day You'll be the fuck out in the way of hell Hey,
hold on who the fuck is disrupting whoever the fuck is donating this fucking shit Yeah, talk all that shit behind a fiber optically connected world called the internet you flap your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard But I guarantee you you wouldn't be saying this face to face.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
He just...
Awesome Kamunga Strikes Cheers00:15:12
was awesome dude.
That was awesome Kamunga Strikes cheers for that one man.
All right cheers for that one.
That was a badass live show of Soundgarden playing outshine dude that was awesome cheers to Kamunga Strikes all right anyway.
Let's continue here.
We've got We've got wings of racism wings of racism next And he said the king is back fuck wings of redemption.
Who in the hell are you talking about the king is back there wings of racism?
What the hell is this?
Oh well, what well?
Hold on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this crap?
The king is back.
What is this shit?
Some scantily clad bitch.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Are you kidding me?
But you know you ho love me.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I MEAN DID LOW TIER GOD REALLY PUT OUT A FUCKING GODDAMN VIDEO?!
Are you shitting me?
That's an ugly ass, by the way.
That looks like madass.
I hit it from the bat.
Listen to this track.
Your mom gives me a bad.
Double stack.
Destroy fucking worthless niggas.
Go green.
Ejaculation machine.
Notification, go green.
Get that ass clean.
Hold on.
Laws this.
Pause this.
What now?
Noble savage.
Ghost.
Clint Eastwood and Ray Charles singing to a compilation of Any Witch Way You Can.
What?
Cheers.
Are you kidding me?
I got to get to that for Christ's sake.
And by the way, low-tier God, let's be honest, dude.
All right.
You know, your shit-talking is a hell of a lot better than your gaming, brah.
All right.
All right, you suck at gaming, you piece of shit.
By the way, fuck Wings of Redemption.
I hit it from the back.
I hit it from the bat.
I can't believe this is a real song, man.
This is a real fucking song.
Can you believe that?
That's an ugly ass.
You couldn't get a better ass.
What the hell?
I've drunk my own piss, man.
And everybody, people cheat on their wife, man.
I hate this fucking guy.
I'm not even joking.
I wish God would have stricken him with a heart attack already.
I do not like Rings of Redemption.
He is a piece of trash.
You little soft music loving motherfuckers.
Really tall.
Seriously, he's a piece of trash.
That's an ugly ass.
You couldn't get a better ass than this.
I hit it from the back I hit it from the bat.
This is fucking stupid.
This is really stupid, dude.
I mean, give me a break.
I'm not trying to be stereotypical here, but why is it that every black man, however they get famous, internet, viral videos, vines, whatever, that they always got a shit on a rap fucking album?
Why is that?
Why?
I'm not trying to be racist or anything or bring up any stereotypes, but why is it that every black man that makes it that becomes popular in some capacity always has to create a goddamn rap album?
I mean, it's just, it never fails.
It never fucking fails.
Anyway, Wings of Racism requested that.
What is this?
Yeah, yeah, you see that?
Yeah, you see Blannon, whoever the fuck you are, Blannon.
Let me tell you something right now.
The text-to-speech bitch, she saw that racism coming in.
All right.
She saw that racism come in, you fucking piece of trash.
All right, can we get to the next donation here?
Thank you, Wings of Racism.
I don't know what the hell that's about, but let's go to the next one, which is Derwicking.
Derwicking requested this and said, howdy there, Ghostler.
I told you not to call me Ghostler, okay?
I have some metal to drop on your prolapsed anus.
Jesus Christ.
I question why you know so much about poppers.
Must explain your theory of gay Hitler.
I told you.
I told you.
I mean, first of all, his last name is not Hitler.
It is Schekelgruber, first of all.
And secondly, he was a homosexual Jewish man selling his ass on the streets of Vienna while he was homeless, trying to get in, not once, not twice, but three different times into the art school in Vienna.
And as a result, he got rejected.
So don't give me this crap.
Anyway, can we get to Derwicking's video before we get into another fucking Hitler diatribe here?
All right, let's go ahead once again.
Here it is.
Fucking, fucking Derwicking, you fucking piece of shit.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Nigger.
I don't, I don't condone what the ghostler.
Fuck you.
I don't condone that shit.
I'm not a racist, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody throughout the internet knows that throughout the world.
And then I got to deal with Derwicking up in here.
Take a look at what Derwicking just donated, huh?
Fucking Pantera during the glam days.
The glam days of Pantera.
Can you believe this shit?
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, Derwicking, you fucking piece of crap.
All right?
Let me tell you something.
Pantera wasn't Pantera until Phil and Selmo joined the band.
You piece of trash.
Here we go.
Thanks a lot, Derwicking.
You baguette.
Anyway.
Fuck all of you fucking talking shit about Pantera now.
All right?
The glory days, the best days of Pantera.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
What now?
What?
What is it?
Davey Cuckett.
Yeah, fucking asshole.
Come down here to Texas and talk that shit.
What?
Let's just nuke the Alamo and get it over with.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys are talking a lot of shit tonight.
You guys are talking a lot of shit.
I'll keep endorsing these cucks and just talking about it.
You guys are talking a lot of shit.
I'm telling you, man.
Look at this.
Look at this shit.
Then how do you describe Davey Cuckett taking it up the ass from President Antonio Lopez in Mexico City?
That's the movie why.
Fucking Davey Crockett died in battle.
Davey Crockett died in battle, you piece of shit.
The Texas farters basically consisted of all pussyfoot dick wads who survived off of your granny's leftovers.
You motherfucker.
Santa Ana was the true hero of the Battle of the Alamo with all the women and children he saved from those cousin fuckers.
You guys are fucked up, man.
All of you people dissing the fucking Texas.
If any memorial should be torn down, it should be the Cathedral of San Fernando endorsing all these rapists during this horrific time in San Antonio.
But no, people like you still endorse these criminals and just suck them up.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Fuck you.
All right.
You guys are fucking dickheads.
All right.
Long live the fucking Texas martyrs, you piece of shit.
Long live the Texas martyrs.
And fuck you people trying to write revisionist history.
The Texas martyrs were heroes.
Now, what do I got to do?
I got to fucking listen to this fucking Derwicking.
This Derwicking video.
All right, that's what I'm forced to do now.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this called?
Ride my rocket.
I bounce in the club, so the hoes call me Rocket.
Ride my Rocket!
I mean, everybody just in Pantera, fuck you, dude.
You don't know music if it hits you upside your fat jelly ass.
You know it and I know it, you feminine penis loving crypto.
What now?
Wings of racism again?
The king is Liquid Richard.
He makes satirical rap tracks based off things Wings of Redemption has said.
He's another hot track.
Great.
Not that we needed to hear it, okay?
Not that we needed to hear it or anything.
God damn it, what now?
Long live the Texas Martyrs.
I hate to break it to you, but they definitely died.
Yeah, fuck you, Besmirch the Merch.
And by the way, you just started, you just tuned in again?
Hey, somebody paid for your stupid video, so if you donate a fucking three-bucker with a video, I'll fucking play it, you stupid dumb milky liquor, all right?
All right, play Derwicking's video.
Fucking pieces of fucking ungrateful shit out here.
Jesus, what?
What now?
Trail of tears from Ghostler's Granny's Grave to the burned down alum.
Fuck off.
You guys talk mad shit.
I'll tell you that right now.
You talk a lot of mad shit, all you people.
Let's just finish listening to Wicking's video.
And I know he did this to try to be fucking real trolling bastard.
Real funny.
Give me all your love.
Ride my rocket.
Ride my rocket.
That's what each and every one of your mothers would do if they saw my king ding-a-ling.
You know it, and I know it.
You meat-gazing, feminine penis-sucking, butt-dark-playing, Leslie Jones-eating pieces of shit.
People are actually digging this shitter.
Are you kidding me?
Look at this shit.
Look at him in the chat room.
They're digging this shit.
You man fuck all of you saying that this is better than regular Pantera Are you fucking...
Are you high?
Fuck all of you in the chapter.
You guys are just trying to troll me, dude.
You guys are just trying to troll me and be a bunch of pricks.
I get it, dude.
He'll fuck off.
Fuck it!
Dude, shut the fuck up in the chat.
You guys are pissing me off, you piece of trash.
How much longer for Derwicking's video?
We're almost done.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Real funny, Derwicking.
Real fucking funny, man.
Jesus Christ, so fucking stupid.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Besmirch the merch.
Oh, yeah.
You want your fucking video played, don't you?
You, you fucking baghead.
Well, I'm playing it at the end.
All right, I'm playing it when I get to it, for Christ's sake.
Fucking ungrateful bastards.
All right, can we get to the next video here?
This next video was requested by who?
Oh, Ard Hammond again.
Oh, great.
Ard Hammond again.
Shout out to River Sales.
You, my N-word, and I dig your Dwayne edits.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Here's a video in honor to him.
Cheers.
Who the fuck is who the fuck are you talking about?
Who the hell are you talking about, Ard Hammond?
Who the hell is this?
All right, what is this crap?
To be fair, Dimebag's guitar work sounded pretty good there even back before the 90s.
Well, of course, he was a natural musician, dude.
He was a natural musician.
You can't fucking, you know, it is what it is, all right?
And what is this?
See, Heil Ghostler.
Look, I told you, idiot, stop calling me Ghostler, dude.
I've been trying to tell you to stop doing that.
You know, all I need is some fucking, you know, left-wing journalist to come across this broadcast and then try to suggest that I'm some kind of a fucking forthright promoter or some shit.
All right, can we get to the PC shot?
Once again, Ard Hammond requested this.
What is this?
Hello, internet, and welcome to Behind the Meme, where we take a look at the meaning and the origins.
Behind the meme.
Today we have a look at okay, I'm done.
What the hell?
Stop Calling Me Ghostler Idiot00:08:24
Yeah, you're fucking banned.
I don't give a fuck about your sub.
Fuck you.
I'm banning you from the Discord.
Oh my god.
Hello, Internet.
Is that what Bathrobe Dwayne sounds like, dude?
Are you kidding me?
That's what Bathrobe Dwayne sounds.
I don't even know this idiot.
That's what he sounds like.
Hi, I'm Bathrobe Dwayne.
And you know what?
I'm banning all of you assholes.
I really don't appreciate it, motherfucker.
Don't play it again.
Favorite meme.
Good God.
Have a look at.
God damn it.
Am I even fucking streaming, dude?
I don't even know.
Idiot, dude.
What the fuck is Twitch?
No, thank you.
Days of Niger.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
That was loud as fuck, dude.
Okay, you're fucking banned.
Yo, yo, yo, boy.
I made 42 accounts.
I'm gonna give you a break.
And what now?
No!
Dude, I got your no right fucking here.
All right, I got your fucking no right here, you bitch.
Play the rest of Ard Hammond's video.
Okay, you're banned.
Thank you for your lovely, fucking, classy fucking song.
This is Bathrobe Dwayne with a message for Twitch streamer Bathrobe Dwayne.
I just want to say, come on, bruh.
You skip my mod?
No, I don't think so.
Banned fucking retail.
So what?
Is this what trolls did to this fucking guy?
Is that it?
Dude, manga boy.
What this alfie simple, dude.
PVN.
Player versus.
Okay.
Here.
Nigga.
Shut up, Alfie.
God damn it.
Why do things happen like that?
I got to move.
I got to move.
All right.
The fuck away.
Are you fucking artificial?
I mean, is this all Bathrobe Dwayne was about?
Listen, dude, you got to go for this stream.
I'm over it.
Big black.
He sounds fruity as hell.
I mean, listen to the feminine vernacular on this son of a bitch.
If that is not catch you, kill choose kill nigger.
Jesus Christ.
You're banned.
Hold on, let me ban you.
Niggers' heads off, nigga.
Why?
The fuck, dude.
Dude, okay.
Let me see.
I'll see you later, dude.
Slash.
Hey, wait a minute.
Was that me a Khalifa?
That looked like me a Khalifa.
You're banned, fucker.
Get out of here, dude.
My bad.
Nigger.
Oh, great.
Now you're banned.
I've got your bitch.
Yeah, fuck you.
I've got your bitch, you son of a bitch.
I've got your bitch, you bitch.
Can we get back to Art Hammond's fucking video?
For real, that's just how it is.
Smoke black and mouth niggers.
Whoa!
Hey, what the fuck, dude?
What the fuck?
All right, gotta take a suck, dude.
You're lucky I caught you, dude.
You're banned.
That was a snake.
You're one in someone's ass.
The snake?
And you're getting the fuck out of here.
No wonder you fucking fiends got the snake.
You got it from this stupid asshole.
Fuck!
You got it from this stupid son of a bitch!
Dumbass fucking stupid.
Fucking read.
That name's stupid as fuck.
I've always hated it, dude.
Fucking assholes.
Okay, you're permed.
Sells are mute.
All right, well, you're banned, dude.
This song is awful.
Hello, Barthrope.
Nigger.
All right, Wazzer.
I'll see you later.
Ban you.
Nothing racist is going to happen.
Anyway, on with the song.
Come on, pause this shit.
This guy is getting blacked worse than the Texas Martyrs.
Yeah, fucking keep talking shit about the fucking Texas Martyrs, you son of a bitch.
Keep doing it and see what happens.
Keep doing it and see what happens.
Wake up, wake up, nigga, nigga, nigga.
I'm gonna find out which one of you made that.
You guys put too much effort in your dumbass channels.
You advertise it on the Discord, and I'm gonna find out who fucking did it, and your mane's gonna get fucking banned.
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pod shop.
I work here with my old man and my son.
Nigger.
Oh, my God.
I got Taterfucking, dumbass, fucking retarded, stupid.
I mean, this is what people do.
God damn it.
No, hey.
Yeah, what the fuck, dude?
Fuck you, H3H3.
Y'all spit in your fucking ear, you fucking fucking piece of shit, dude.
I hate this fucking H3 fucking idiot, dude.
What a sweat boy, piece of shit.
Collapsed anus 1110.
I just killed it.
Nigger.
Okay, Tony's the homie.
No, Who the fuck made this?
Who the fuck is Mike fucking Scott?
Mike Scott is my homie, Tony.
Oh, Tony is the homie.
I'll see you fucking later, dude.
I see nervous holes all around me.
Stop middle ground.
It's all that's found in.
Water, fire, air, and dirt.
Fucking niggers.
Whoa.
Jesus Christ.
You've got to be shitting out of here.
Waiting all day.
This is the best.
Now you're banned, fucking idiot.
Fucking dickface.
God fucking damn it.
Who makes this bullshit, dude?
What kind of fruity game is this guy playing?
Dude.
I mean, this game looks like shit.
Okay.
Dwayne's chicken.
This is modern-day gaming here.
What the fuck is this?
I'm literally doing nothing with your fucking life, you fat fucking loser.
Fucking banned.
I mean, bad guybug because he's an asshole.
What?
Dwayne nigger nigga.
Okay, God.
No, all you guys are fucking with.
This is utterly full of black niggers.
Birthday dialer call.
I want to tell everybody right now, I don't condone this video that Arn Hammond is controlling.
No, they're real, dude.
See, I'm not.
Alright, well, you are fucking banned as fuck, Insomnia Triar.
Wait a minute, this is Moonscape?
This will be Cambodian nigga.
Oh, what the fuck?
Moonscape, are you fucking joking?
With people with no social lives.
You're a stupid, fucking, stinky fucking piece of fucking shit.
Fuck a nigger.
Oh, gotcha, idiot.
You're banned.
Fuck you.
All right.
See you later.
Go ahead and make a new account.
Fucking recapitulation.
Winter the wolf just dropped a diamond and said, this is 2001 game that people popular kid at fucking Runescape.
Are you shitting the toilet by every other fucking loser that plays fucking magic?
Fucking Runescape.
What the fuck you just think?
You just jumped straight to four when you haven't got one banned yet.
Everybody ban vanilla fraggers.
Dude, where are my mods?
Everybody ban vanilla fraggers.
One through fucking four.
Ban them all, dude.
He's like, oh, i'm the shit dude, I got all these accounts.
Dude, like I can request four.
Fuck your grandma's dinky ones in here.
What are they gonna?
Meme dick here.
Dwayne bans retards.
Yeah, like you do what you want.
Because of three you three matches.
How long is this ban?
How long is this?
Jesus Christ, you both got your bitches.
Yeah, fuck you st Mike the meme genie.
All right, you fucking piece of trash.
Fuck you man.
And what is this s reel?
He plays old school Runescape, Ghost dude.
Runescape is for fucking nerds that are anti-social, that can't properly communicate with people, that get fucking mesmerized in this stupid little world.
For christ's sake, what a nerdy ass game.
What a nerdy ass.
God damn, you're fucking euphoric.
Is my dude.
Get the fuck out of here dude, you're fucking permed as fuck you, fucking loser.
Fucking, go sniff shit.
Hey, what's up?
No, Euphoric is my name and fucking banned is your fucking life furious lover dude, let me ban you.
I just ban you.
Nobody on banned swords.
Nobody on banned swords, dude.
Ban him and make sure he stays permanently.
Fucking banned balls.
That was so loud dude, ban you.
Sorry, I was a fucking retard out that was saying this.
Ban Him And Make Sure Stays00:06:33
All right, I think you get the point.
Nope, your banned is.
I think you fail.
All your fucking sats idiot, fucking dumbass.
All right, you're banned.
All right, type one for suck.
I'll see you never again.
What am I?
Okay, you're banned.
Holy dude.
All right.
All right, I think we're done.
I think we get the fucking point.
Dude, seven and a half minutes.
I think we get the point.
Art Hammond, all right, we get it.
You're a fucking racist bastard.
Okay, we get it.
Jesus, Fucking Christ.
All right.
Uh, what's up to?
Unparalleled Aesthetics, the newest member of the IC, the inner circle uh, cheers to you.
He said, nice to hear you're digging the tunes ghost, if you could take a request with the IC join and could play this video.
It's a more city pop.
So i'm gonna do that for Unparalleled Aesthetics, who just dropped 300 to enter into once again, the inner circle.
The newest member cheers to you and let's go ahead and play this for unparalleled aesthetics here.
And we got ourselves, what is more, Japanese City pop up in here.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, everybody ready a little bit of Japanese City pop?
Yeah, hell yeah baby, hold on, pause this.
We gotta donate here.
Dwayne hates him.
Dwayne hates him.
Yeah, no shit, and you know thanks, thanks again, Art Hammond, for the last video.
All right, let's get back to unparalleled aesthetics.
Yeah, Japanese City pop, baby.
Yeah yeah, If you wanna do it, baby.
Who's getting down to this?
Who's getting well?
If you wanna do it, baby, love me tonight.
I do love my poetry.
Shears to unparalleled aesthetics.
The newest member of the inner circle Open the door So Open the door Open the door Open the door I don't know about you guys.
I mean, it kind of reminds me of like fucking 80s.
This is what it reminds me of.
And the 80s was a good decade for America.
We were the bastions of capitalism.
Do you understand, man?
We were the leader of the world.
Take a look at us now.
If you want to do it, very sad.
If you wanna dance tonight, if you wanna do it, love me tonight.
My bad, dude.
Hold on, what?
What?
What?
This and the last one sounds like game show music.
Ghost, didn't you say you were gonna do a game show on your stream at some point?
I was thinking about it, but I haven't planned out the logistics of it, alright?
I haven't planned out the logistics of it.
Uh, uh, yeah.
Power.
I'm sorry.
Japanese City Pop.
Tonight.
If you wanna do it, baby.
Look at everybody in the chat room, man.
They're shaking their ass.
I don't want to do that Cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics once again.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm telling you, this is some good music here.
Japanese city pop.
Pretty good shit.
Remind me of the 80s, as I've stated.
Alright, everybody's getting down to this in the chat room.
I'm glad to see you Yeah, yeah Slap bass, man.
If you wanna dance tonight, if you wanna do it, baby.
If you wanna dance, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Tonight.
If you wanna do it, baby.
I'm telling you, this is good shit.
Cheers to unparalleled aesthetics once again, man.
I really do appreciate it.
My God!
Oh, I thought it was fucking crotch rockets.
I'm sorry, it's part of the song.
It's part of the song.
I thought it was crotch rockets there for a second.
I was about to fucking scream for Christ's sake.
Anyway, cheers once again to Unparalleled Aesthetics.
I thought we were listening to some fucking crotch rockets, dude.
It was a song.
It was a fucking song.
All right.
And once again, I will be emailing both Wings of Racism and his entrance into the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room and also Unparalleled Aesthetics and his intro into the inner circle.
Thought It Was Crotch Rockets00:11:39
So be expecting that tomorrow afternoon at the latest, okay?
All right.
Anyway, let's continue here.
We've got Noble Savage.
Noble Savage who requested this one here.
And he said, beers to you, ghost.
I'm actually not drinking beer.
As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to break open a fucking wine bottle right now.
Or maybe in a fucking 15 minutes.
I'm actually have not drank beer since Thursday.
I'm trying to get rid of the beer gut.
And as I have been not drinking, the beer gut's going away.
And I was doing the math, folks.
I was doing the math that I average on 12 to 15 beers a night.
Okay.
And if you multiply, you know, whatever the calorie intake is for each stella artos, and let's just say you multiply it by 12, it's going to be 1,800 calories.
All right.
1,800 calories.
If I have 15 beers or over 12 beers, I mean, that's fucking 2,000 calories of nothing but beer.
And then after I drink beer, what do I do?
I eat a fucking fat ass steak.
You know, mac and cheese and bread and fucking, you know, all that shit.
So, yeah, you know, we got to cut off the liquid bread, i.e., beer.
And what we're going to do here is we're going to stick to strictly wine or scotch whiskey, mixed drinks, etc.
So that's why I am going to try to stay away from beer for as long as I possibly can.
I mean, you know, I got to get rid of this beer gut for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, I got to make a concerted effort.
And just in the small time that I have, the damn beer gut's gone down, which is good news.
All right.
So anyway, Noble Savage says, Clint Eastwood and Ray Charles singing a compilation of Any Which Way You Can.
Cheers.
Are you kidding me?
Clint Eastwood.
What are you talking about there, Noble Savage?
Clint Eastwood.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
Noble Savage requested this.
The hell is this?
Any Which Way You Can.
The hell?
When Uncle Sam called.
Oh my God.
We hit that Easter.
It's fucking Clint Eastwood when he made that movie with the monkey.
Y'all remember that monkey movie with Clint Eastwood?
We met a few foils.
And then fucking Burt Reynolds saw Clint Eastwood doing it.
So Burt Reynolds got a monkey for a movie, too.
Y'all remember that show?
It's so damn good to see you here.
Beers to you, old Regal.
Damn right, beers to you is right, baby.
Here's to all the women that we've been through.
Let's set them up, my Capadre.
A white blonde woman at the end of the bar.
And of course, the monkey.
Dude, I'm not going to say it.
I'm not going there.
Uh-huh.
We whipped the local boy.
Oh, didn't we?
Looks like it's doing it.
Take the fucking.
Oh, my God.
Now he's doing the Dallo Brothers ship.
To fill my glass.
And it proves to me a woman's love can fade.
But the taste of cause and a good friend always lasts.
Yeah, let me just have that cash right there.
You got your hands.
Here's to all the women.
Black Lives Matter, bitch.
Let's set them up, my compadre.
I'm kidding, of course.
All right, let's combat everybody.
I'm kidding.
Shoulders.
I'm kidding.
All right, now.
It's a joke.
Hey, Ray, let's have one more.
All right, Clint, it's my turn to buy.
Let's case, let's have two.
I just remember it.
I got a date.
Two boss two is down.
You mean that little redhead?
Beers to you.
Beers to you, baby.
Where did they get a Texas martyr to be in that movie?
Dude, yeah, that's why you better say that anonymously, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm telling you, all you pieces of shit talking garbage about the Texas martyrs.
I'm telling you, you're gonna get your ass whooped.
You come down here to Texas and see if your ass don't get stopped in the dogbeat.
Let's set them up, my compadre.
Boss dude, to boss two.
This guy's sleeping with me.
Or the shoulder.
Beers to you.
Ray, you remember back in Phoenix?
We walked into that fight?
Uh-huh.
With whimp and local boy.
Oh, didn't we?
And we bought them drinks all night.
That is 20.
Holy dog shit.
And it proves to me a woman's love can fade.
But the taste of cause and a good friend always last.
Here's to you, old ego.
All the good times.
Jesus Christ.
You don't want to fuck around with a woman, dude.
They got like super human, super animal strength.
Let's set them up.
Wait, there's two of them.
Shoulders to shoulder.
All right, now.
There's two of them.
Hey, Ray, let's have one more.
All right, Clint, it's my turn to buy.
I just remember it.
I got a date.
Two boss stews down.
You mean that little red?
Oh, my God.
Is this foreplay now?
Is this foreplay for fucking Clint and Lucy?
Is to all the women that we've been through.
Let's see.
All the women we've been through.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Look at these skinheads.
They got to buy.
Hey, Ray, let's have one more.
All right, Clint, it's my turn.
One more.
Jesus Christ.
I just remember it.
I got a date.
Two boss stews down.
You mean that little redhead?
Mm-hmm.
Here's to you, old ego.
Once again, Noble Savage requested this.
Highway Patrol, boy.
Shoulder to shoulder.
All right.
Beers to you.
Beers to you.
Here's to you.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Noble Savage, once again for hooking up that $20, $20, man.
Cheers to Noble Savage.
Once again, a member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
Who else do we have here?
We've got Wings of Racism.
All right, with another one here.
Wings of Racism and said the king is Liquid Richard.
He makes satirical rap tracks based off of Wings of Redemption.
Has said, here's another hot track.
Oh, great.
Somebody's so obsessed with that fat fuck that they're making fucking remixes of his fat loser ass.
That's great, isn't it?
That's fucking great.
All right, what is this?
All right, once again, Wings of Racism has requested this.
What is this?
The hell is this crap?
Randall automobile wreck.
I lost 20 subscribers since the last stream.
I fucking can't stand this fat fuck.
I can't stand it.
I mean, the fact that this guy walks the earth is God's joke.
All right?
The fact that this fat loser walks the face of the earth is God's fucking joke.
Black people still kind of stink.
Say something.
Can you pick a gun for me with the cannon?
I would destroy your face.
Like a machine gun.
Like a machine gun.
I would destroy your face.
Oh, yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
And by the way, this song sucks.
I hope your family dies in automobile record.
I'm a millionaire.
Look at this fat loser, man.
I mean, like I said, the fact that this guy's walking the earth is God's joke.
This guy is a steaming fucking pile of human protoplasm that, in my opinion, is the reason why third world nations hate us.
Fucks like fucking goddamn Wings of Redemption are the reason why third world nations hate us.
I have never had sex with an underage person.
Look what Richard wants me to throw a fire ass burst.
It wants me to throw a fire ass burst on them.
This is horrible.
Yeah, I mean, somebody said this is horribly produced.
This is pretty bad.
If my kids grow up to be gay, I'm beating the shit out of them.
Pretend you're gay, dude.
Hey, did anybody see that fucking clip where Wings of Redemption accidentally showed himself taking an ass selfie in the mirror and had to fucking erase the VOD and shit?
This guy is a homo.
Because why in the hell else would you be taking an ass selfie of your fat bodied self unless you're posting it on Grindr to have somebody fucking pooge in your ass?
Fucking a family does an arm of a bill that doubt that actually happened That actually happened.
I hope your family dies in Automobile Record.
That actually happened.
I'm not kidding.
All right, that's enough.
Are we almost done?
Is this it?
Is this the end?
It sounds like it.
Look, June 25th, 2019.
Alright.
We get it.
I'm not ugly at all.
I have access to clean water.
For my size, I'm in reasonably good health.
And these idiots are continuing to troll.
I hate waking up every day.
Waking up every day, every day Because you're a waste of life.
Wings, you're a waste of fucking life.
You're a waste of life.
Every day.
Most hated man.
I think we're done.
I think we're fucking done with this crazy.
Finally, Jesus fucking Christ.
That was so stupid.
That was fucking stupid, by the way.
No offense to Wings of Racism, the newest member of the GoShow Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
But that was fucking ridiculous.
I'm sorry.
That was ridiculous.
Okay.
Look At These Symbols Right Face00:03:57
Now someone, you know, somebody paid for Besmirch the Merch's dono earlier in the broadcast.
And Besmirch the Merch has since requested his video.
So let's see.
This is a request by Besmirch the Merch, but was paid for by someone else.
What Neil Gino?
This is when my mom saved me from some very bad people.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm so sure.
Okay.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to this video by once again.
Who the hell requested this?
Besmirch the Merch.
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Besmirch the Merch?
Only Connect.
Wait a minute.
Is this another dry-witted Britbong game show that I don't give two shits about for Christ's sake?
I mean, what the fuck?
Why do y'all insist on fucking doing this?
Hello and welcome to a brand new series of Only Connect, the toughest quiz on TV.
Solving our puzzles is a bit like putting together a set of flat-packed furniture with the instructions in Japanese.
It all fits together somehow, but it's impossible to do without.
Man, brick phones really suck, dude.
I'm not sure.
I never want to see fucking England, Britain.
I never want to go there.
Never.
Mark Thompson, a software engineer whose taped episodes of Prisoner Cell Block H were confiscated by police on suspicion of being stolen goods.
Tim Worthington, an IT trainer who enjoys pop-up cinemas.
And their captains, civil servant who's idiot mumsers here.
And Professor Brian Cox, United Barbara, Brian Cox, who sexually darksiders.
So, David, are you here in a spirit of genuine competitiveness or just for the fun of it?
I would say competitiveness?
Yeah.
I mean, I think we're all the answers to one match.
Would you take it now or wait for the final?
Would it be a match we'd be involved in, or would it be any match in the show?
Very good question.
Can you just shut up and play the fucking game?
On my left, Kyle Lamb.
And look at these fucking doors.
Look at this shit.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses.
And look, they got a bimbo in this team.
And their captain.
Is he Bogod?
Is a Bogod.
Is that what her fucking name is?
Is a Bogod?
Or Keene Bridge?
Look at this.
Is a Bogod.
So how do you all know each other?
One of these two is my bridge partner and the other my partner partner.
Let's see if either of them wants to remain you like shenanigans.
Is it Kyle Lamb that's your partner partner?
How you like chewing each other up the goddamn fruit bowl, Britbong ass?
Let's start with Lion, please.
Okay, the first question.
Look at those symbols.
Look at those symbols, by the way.
Shout next when you're ready for another clue.
The fewer clues you see, the more people are going to be able to do it.
Look at that.
Look at these symbols right in front of your face.
Time starts now.
Hunts Hall next to Simon Rodia.
George Bernard Shaw between Laurel and Hardy.
What? What? What?
Next.
Tony Curtis behind Oscar Wilde?
Uh...
That's some like it hot.
He will be.
Are these all burial sites and where people are in relation to each other in graveyards?
That is a really excellent guess.
It's not the answer, but what a graveyard that would be.
Unfortunately, your problem is coming at clue four.
Let's have a look at it.
Suits, you've got the chance of a bonus point.
What?
Children It Is All About Children00:04:24
So we think these are all real individuals and their relation to fake or models.
That's not the same thing.
What the fuck kind of game is this shit?
Hey, look, Marshall Burnsey, what the fuck?
This ain't Europe.
We're where all the Muslims.
I thought this was Europe.
Yeah, well, you know.
You know, your guess is as good as mine.
It's the cover of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Clock band.
It's the cover of Sergeant Pepper's Lowly Hearts Club band.
Exactly.
It's the placing of the celebrities.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No.
One of the Bowery boys.
There was a lot of screen.
What a joke.
I mean, Besmirch the Merch.
This is the best video you could come out of your fucking ass with.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, what a waste of time.
The actual Beatles on the cover.
What a waste of fucking time.
What's on that cover?
Adolf Hitler.
That's right.
They took him out.
A couple of people that weren't.
I'm not on it.
That's right.
Well, as far as I know.
Aleister Crowley is on it.
Yes, Jesus is not on there.
And neither is Elvis Presley because Paul McCartney said he is too important and too far above the rest even to mention.
Didn't say that about Jesus.
No, I can't.
Yeah, let's talk about Aleister Crowley being on there.
Mr. Crowley.
Suits, what would you like?
We'll have to fight Skinny.
Leave me to the house.
What now?
Time for the esoteric, satanic part of the broadcast.
That's great.
Fucking Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
Let me guess.
Let me guess, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
Let me guess.
What now?
Especially when there are many, many wings of racism.
Thanks for being a good sport ghost.
Can't wait to join the chat room.
Here's a song from my favorite Australian band.
You may not like it, but thoughts.
Really?
Australian band?
I got to take a look at that one.
They're wings of racism.
All right, we're going to watch one more minute of this shit and then we're moving on.
All right, because this is stupid.
Next, please.
Burke and Hare, Graham and Carrie.
I don't even get this game, dude.
Jobs and Wozniak people that created companies.
People that were partner creating companies.
People that were partners that created companies.
Okay.
Hurry up, you fucking nerds.
That is absolutely right.
Pairs of people with.
Wait, shared first name.
All right.
I'm done.
All right, I'm done.
Get the shit out of here.
This is so fucking stupid.
But before I...
Thumbs down.
Thumbs down the fucking shit.
This is so fucking stupid.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, can we get to where are we at here?
Where are we at?
We were at Besmirch the Merch.
Okay, who else do we have here?
We've got Geno X 1987 requesting this one.
All right.
And by the way, you know, we're going to, you know, I don't know what the hell's about to happen with Geno X 1987.
I'm hoping that this is the real Geno X 1987, but you never know.
All right, you never fucking know.
All right, let's go ahead.
He said, this is when my mom saved me from some very bad people.
All right.
All right.
Let's take a look at what the hell he's talking about here.
What is this, Geno?
What is ah, Jesus Christ?
Viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
Gino X 1987 requested what's still here.
Hi, Ram.
Running scared.
Running scared.
Wow.
Wait a minute.
I thought Running Scared was a movie with Gregory Hines and Billy Crisco.
What the fuck is this?
You guys got your own little Disneyland in here.
Well, it's all about the children.
And as you can see, it's all about the children.
Children. It's all about the children.
I really hope that you find him.
You hear too many stories these days.
God only knows if it were our children.
We're your children.
Photographs?
Shoot These Fucking People Dude00:03:28
Oh!
No photographs.
No photographs of children.
If they were your children, you would have at least one photograph somewhere in this apartment.
This is ridiculous.
We only just moved into this place.
Everything's in storage.
Now I really must ask you to leave.
I insist.
Oh, what is this?
A Pizzagate movie?
What is this shit?
What the fuck?
You're making a mistake.
Tell her to leave, Dex.
Ma'am, if you don't leave right now, I'm calling the police.
Call him!
Call him!
And be sure to mention that you've got two abducted children in the next room.
How?
Two children who don't appear in any photographs in this house.
Where is how dare you suggest me?
Oh, shit!
Hold on, pause this.
Holy shit!
Victoria Corinne.
Alright, look, just calm down with the donos, all right?
Where is he?
Look at the fucking pupils.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm going to pray you fucking.
Shoot these people!
Shoot these fucking people!
Shoot him!
God help me!
Come on, press my body!
Shoot him!
What are you doing?
Shoot him!
I said, back the fuck up, you sick twisted motherfucking gun!
Oh.
Shoot him!
Oh my god.
That's right.
That's right.
Breathe.
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna bring down.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
Just breathe.
That's right.
Shoot these fucking people, dude.
Shoot these fucking people.
What are you doing, you dumb bitch?
You dumb stupid bitch!
I said back off!
I will blow you away!
Well then, shoot him!
Get up.
Okay.
Go to the bedroom, get the two kids, bring them downstairs.
Nikki's there.
Alright, wait with them.
Okay.
Move over.
I mean, shoot these fucking people.
Get out of his way.
I mean, this kid was locked in a fucking small pantry with a bag over his arm.
I've got to take that dead man, dude.
This is sick.
A body bag?
Oh, my God.
Oh.
This is some fucking sick ass Pizzagate fucking disgusting shit.
Sick fucks.
Right?
We're sick.
We are.
We're sick.
Put 1500 Lemons In Treasure Chest00:04:02
This is really great.
This is going to help me.
Please, yo.
What are you doing?
She wants to find.
Oh, my God.
This is disgusting.
What is the nature of your emergency?
I just heard shooting across the hall.
1456 on its park lane.
What is your name, ma'am?
You're not serious.
Kill them all.
There you go.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You can't let these people survive.
I mean, if they're fucking a bunch of sick, fucking, you know, disgusting pedophiles that are killing children.
No shit.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Jesus Christ, that was horrible.
You know, Gino X 1987, that was disgusting, dude.
That was utterly fucking disgusting.
Oh, my God.
What is Horatio Nelson?
Especially when they're in the middle of the day.
And by the way, you forgot the video.
Elizer crats.
Dude, drum rim shots.
You forgot the video link, Horatio Nelson.
You forgot the video link.
All right.
Anyway, let me see.
We've been on for almost six hours, okay?
So what we're about to do here before we get to some more videos, okay?
We're going to go ahead and open up the treasure chest right now for all the folks that are chilling here with us, that have been here with us for about five or six hours.
Thank God that we haven't had too many technical difficulties.
So with that being said, who's ready to have the treasure chest opened up?
All right.
We've got 2,800 lemons in the treasure chest.
And what's going to happen is, folks, when I open up the treasure chest, it is going to distribute the lemons that are in that treasure chest to everybody who's listening.
And whoever gets the most typically are people that have been here the whole time and have been interacting with the chat room as well.
Okay.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest right now.
Is everybody ready?
We are going to open the treasure chest in five, four, three, two, one.
Go ahead and distribute those lemons.
And if you could please be so kind to post how many lemons that you have received in the chat room.
And I will go ahead and read off all the folks that got the most lemons in this opening of the treasure chest.
All right.
All right.
It is currently distributing the lemons right now.
So let's see how many lemons people have gotten up to this point.
Okay.
Once again, post it in the chat room and I will tell you the top five lemon getters.
All right.
What do we have here?
Here we go.
We've got Mr. Person 32 with 308 lemons.
We've got Pettus with 177 lemons.
Keep stew with 128 lemons.
Kamunga Strikes with 102 lemons.
And Goopy, believe it or not, Goopy, with 85 lemons.
Okay.
Now, with that being said, let's go ahead and let's re-up the damn, let's re-up and put some more lemons into the treasure chest.
Let's go ahead and put 1,500 lemons in the treasure chest right now.
All right, here it is right here.
1,500 lemons have been added to the treasure chest for the folks that are listening in right now.
So cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
And that's why I'm telling you, it pays to listen to Old Ghost.
All right.
It pays to listen to Old Ghost.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to the next dono.
And by the way, Horatio Nelson, you forgot the link for your $20, $20, Horatio.
So if you want to donate another three bucker or something, you let me know what the hell the goddamn link is.
I'd appreciate it.
All right, here it is.
We've got Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu who said time for some esoteric satanic part of the broadcast.
Now, look, I'm going to be honest with you.
Somebody Needs To Deck This Guy00:04:36
Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu is probably requesting Mellopan or that old fuck that does reviews on anime.
Either one of these.
And oh, oh, how did I guess?
How did I guess?
Anyway, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu requested this one.
This sick fucking asshole.
Fucking Mellopan.
This guy's a sick fuck.
This guy's a sick asshole!
Hold on, pause this.
Horatio Nelson said, I'm drinking my ass off for my birthday.
I meant to send that as a $3 dono.
Either way, either refund of that $20 or this bitch Rick James song.
I'm at the point where my lips are numb.
Look, we'll just play whatever you want to play, dude.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
We'll play whatever you want to play.
Cheers to Horatio Nelson.
We'll play your Rick James, Biach.
But until then, we got to watch this fucking Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu vid of Mellow Pan trying on some big tit leather fucking outfit, some gimp suit.
You know, wearing some fucking GIMP suit.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
This guy's a sick idiot, man.
This guy's a sick fucking asshole.
Look at him.
He's accosting a woman.
He's sexually assaulting a woman.
Oh, my God.
Look at this fucking loser.
Look at this fucking loser.
Look at this sick fucking anime watching loser.
How is this on YouTube?
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ON YOUTUBE?!
THIS IS SAD.
This is utterly sad, sick, twisted.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, dude.
He actually has people that are drunk on the street playing with his fake kits.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
Look at all these drunk idiots.
Where the fuck is this?
Where the fuck is this where there's drunk idiots carrying beers on the street?
That's actually a madass song.
Murder C-Roll.
Oh, my God.
This is some Euro trash fucking city somewhere.
This is definitely some Eurotrash shit.
I mean, this is ridiculous, dude.
This is utterly ridiculous.
I would kick this guy in the balls.
I would kick him directly in the balls if he came up to me like this.
Seriously, man.
I mean, somebody needs to fucking seriously deck this guy and knock him the fuck out.
If this guy, I'm not joking.
If this guy came up to me like this, I'd knock him the fuck out.
I'd get arrested for assault.
No, I wouldn't.
You know, all you need, hold on, pause this.
All you need to do is have somebody touch you.
All right?
If somebody touches you, at least here in America, you are within your legal, moral, and ethical right to knock him the fuck out.
What a sick fucking asshole.
Oh, my God.
If He Came Up I D Knock Him Out00:11:26
All right.
That's it.
You know, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, I tell you time and time and time again, don't donate me, that asshole.
And what is this?
Marshall Bernsey.
Jesus, no wonder why Muslims are invading Europe.
Perhaps we should let them in so that they can kill off these weirdos.
Oh, good God.
All right.
Let's continue, folks.
Okay.
Let's continue.
We've got Wings of Racism once again.
Wings of Racism.
And by the way, Communist for Trump just dropped a diamond.
My mom must have dropped him on the, or his mom must have dropped him on the head a thousand times.
I just think the guy's a sick maniac.
That's all.
He's a sick fuck.
And because the internet allows people to kind of connect to each other that are the same sick fucks, you know, that's why this guy is able to get away with what the kind of shit he's able to get away with.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Wings of Racism.
He said, thanks for being a good sport ghost.
Can't wait to join the chat room.
Here's a song from my favorite Australian band.
You may not like, but thoughts.
All right, let's take a listen to what Wings of Racism has in store for us.
This is his favorite Australian band, by the way.
Let's take a listen to it.
Here, what is this?
And shut up.
I'm not dyslexic, you asshole.
All right.
I'm not dyslexic.
Once again, Wings of Racism requested this one.
This is kind of, this kind of sounds like a scuffed gorilla scene.
Doesn't anybody hear like a stuffed gorilla sound on this one?
Yo, they didn't need to go that high on me there.
I didn't need to go that high.
I'm trying to actually, trying to get into it, but it's a little bizarre.
It's a little fucking bizarre.
Okay.
Back to the night.
Come from a redesign, you know.
Long place for a car that thinks I'm...
Four man's gnarls barkly.
That's a good one.
Just flesh and bad.
Four man's gnarls barkly.
Communists for Trump dropped a diamond.
and fruity gorillas here on attack.
I don't dig this at all.
All right, wings of racism.
I don't dig this at all Who the fuck is donating now?
Not again.
Rip rips off ghost now.
Well, who even who the fuck did you say even rip rips off?
What the fuck does that mean, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu?
All right, let's get back to Wings of Racism's video here.
All right.
I want to be honest with you.
We got to agree to disagree because I don't really like this, dude.
But once again, this is an Australian group.
you know Requested by Wings of Racism.
Oh, wait a minute.
Is this not an Australian band?
What is this?
Yeah, it's real fun.
A castrata, a castrata That's funny.
Now, I think somebody said it best in the chat room.
Somebody said it best in the chat room.
It's not talentless.
It's just not very good.
It's not talentless.
It's just not very good.
So I can agree with that.
Anyway, Wings of Racism, thank you very much.
Once again, be expecting your invitation into the Go Show chat room probably tomorrow afternoon, dude.
It's already going to be three in the morning over here.
And I'm sure these fucking people want me to do all kinds of shit and all that crap.
But anyway, I'm not going to bitch too much because we haven't had too many technical difficulties.
And I'm glad about that.
So cheers again.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next dono here.
This is requested by Victoria Coran.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
Didn't say anything either.
So just dropped the fucking video.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Oh, God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are we back to this fucking stupid shit?
And we're about to get an ad!
Round two is a bad.
We're about to get a fucking ad.
Here's another challenge.
What are you doing?
Look, I want to be completely honest with you.
Stop fucking donating me these britbong, dry-witted, dumbass shows.
All right?
Please.
But the teams may see a maximum of three of them because I want to.
Please!
Victoria Coran, whoever the hell that is, donated this shit.
Twisted flaps.
Okay, you will be seeing the first in a sequence of four.
What would come fourth?
This is a dumbass show.
This is utterly stupid.
Absorb.
Okay, great.
Next.
Comprehend.
This has uh cognitive understanding.
Cognitive understanding.
Engulf.
Well, I have no idea.
Dude, I have no idea.
This is a stupid fucking game.
This is a stupid fucking game.
Three seconds.
Regurgitate.
Not the answer, I'm afraid.
Suits your chance for a bonus.
Alright, come on, Dork.
We'll try and digest.
Not it.
Dark siders, it is in your hands.
You are so near it.
You notice that the words start A C E. Have a look at the ends of the words as well.
Oh.
Beginning and ends go A B C D E.
Oh my, what the fuck?
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit, man?
Are you fucking kidding me?
But not for the points.
Who gives a shit about stupid fucking guns?
I mean, you've got to be joking.
This is a fucking game show in Britbong land.
You've got to be shitting me.
Oh, my God.
What a fucking joke.
What a joke.
And what is this?
Pipe 50 degrees?
Or 50% degree?
33, 33%?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
We'd like to go with element brackets 20%.
A very good answer.
We had wheel at 20%.
What's happening here?
These are the percentages expressed before the word.
So half pipe, then third degree in common phrases.
What might have been at Blue 3?
Quarterback.
Yes, we want a pounder 25% of wheels.
Oh my god.
This is fucking stupid.
This is utterly fucking stupid.
And this is a popular show in Britbongland.
Are you shitting me?
Water, please.
Water.
Okay, what would come?
Water, please.
Day.
Next.
Possessions.
Man, these game shows are trash.
Bruce.
Is the right answer after only two very well though?
Bruce?
What's happening here?
There are presenters of question time.
From first to last, or first to.
Oh, my God.
Dude, I'm telling you, any fucking Brit watch that watches this shit, you're a fucking retard.
Alright?
You're a fucking retard.
I'm not kidding.
This is stupid.
This is meaningless knowledge.
Meaningless.
Seven years in Ireland.
Okay, great.
Next, please.
Six years in Russia.
I mean, we should take one action.
Next, please.
Oh, my God.
Five years in France.
I mean, what- can anybody- this is fucking dumb, dude.
This is fucking stupid.
This is utterly fucking stupid.
Three seconds.
We are going to go for four years in the United Kingdom.
No.
Not the answer, I'm afraid.
Dark side of the bottom of the game.
Oh my god.
Four years in the United States of America.
Would be an acceptable answer, and why?
Because it's the terms of office of the presidents in those countries.
That is exactly what I'm saying.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I've had just about enough of this.
This is so stupid.
And Communists for Trump just dropped the diamond ghost.
You're too retarded to understand this show.
This is stupid, dude.
It's stupid and it's boring.
All right.
Where's Merv Griffin when you need him out there in Brit Bong land?
These shows suck.
Presidential terms, you get the bonus that time.
I'm going one more, and that's it.
Speaking Of Which Need Some Smoke00:06:19
I can't stand these stupid brick bong game shows.
Picture clues, what sort of thing would you expect to see in the fourth picture?
Here's the first.
What is this?
Multiculturalism.
Cuckold cuckery.
Uh...
Next.
What the fuck?
Grand Theft Auto.
You know, high-speed police chase.
Four of a kind?
Not the answer, I'm afraid.
So I'm going to show the third and a sequence to the suits for a possible bonus point.
Oh, my God.
Clushing down the baby.
It is the TV show full house.
What the fuck?
Oh, God.
The TV show full house.
That is right.
It is the order of poker hands.
And I think you must be.
Oh, my God.
The order of poker.
Poker hands, three of a kind, a straight, a flush.
All right.
I'm done, dude.
I'm done with this stupid brick bomb shit.
This is so fucking dumb.
I cannot believe that brick bombs are actually getting their fucking panties in a bunch of fucking excited watching this bullshit.
Last question of the round for you.
I'm done.
I'm done.
That's enough.
We've heard just about enough of this.
Please don't donate me this shit.
Victoria Corinne, don't donate this shit to me ever again.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Horatio Nelson.
And by the way, happy birthday, Horatio.
We're going to go ahead and play this one right here, okay?
And we're going to play this Rick James Batch.
We're going to play this Rick James song that he has requested.
So here it is, Horatio.
Happy birthday to you for Christ's sake.
Here it is.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is a badass song, baby.
R.I.P. Rick James, bitch.
This is a badass song.
Why am I getting advertised neutral systems for her sake?
Jesus Christ.
This is a badass song.
Everybody ready?
Let's do it, baby.
Feed chain.
She's the main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing.
And when I'm feeling lonely.
This is a badass song, baby.
I'm sorry.
This is a badass song.
Speaking of which, I need some fucking smoke.
I need some fucking smoke for Christ's sake, man.
Here we go.
Do you You're damn right.
I'm fucking loading a bowl right now.
All right.
Damn right.
Mary J. Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, baby.
I'm loading it right now.
Hold on.
Once again, I swore from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
He knows how to get the good mota.
That's how they say it in Mexican.
That's how they say it in Mexican.
Moja.
You know what I'm saying?
She's not the kind of girl that you can just tie down.
She likes to spread a love on.
I'm smoking right now, baby.
Is everybody ready?
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
This was a makeup dono day.
And I have to say, dude, we made pretty good time.
So cheers to all of you out there.
I'm smoking this bowl for all of you.
baby.
and hit the rails.
Oh, shit.
Mary Mary.
I love it.
Oh, my God.
Shit, yeah.
I love a baby, baby, feel it, baby.
Mary Jay.
Mary Chase.
Yeah.
Cheers to Horatio Nelson, baby.
I needed this as a goddamn palate cleanser, man.
Cheers to Horatio.
Take another smoke.
Oh, shit, I need a test you.
Maybe I'll take you.
Those Two Hits Already Feeling It00:05:58
I'm with James, bitch.
Wow, man, those two hits.
I'm already feeling it, baby.
Cheers to Horatio Nelson, baby.
I'll never be.
Da, da, da.
All right.
Thank you, Horatio Nelson.
And by the way, since it was his birthday, all right, let's go ahead and sing him a happy birthday, shall we?
Is everybody ready?
Here we go in five, four, three, two, one.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
I'm singing happy birthday.
Many, many of them.
Sorenex.
All right.
Happy birthday, dear Horatio.
Happy birthday to you and many more.
Your pants are torn with a dirty crack whore on channel four.
Anyway, cheers to Horatio Nelson.
Thank you very much.
I needed that song by Rick James, bitch.
All right, let's go ahead and go to the next one here.
We've got, and look, people are saying that Rick James was a criminal.
Let me tell you something, all right?
Do you even know why Rick James was busted?
Let me explain why he got busted and got thrown in jail for a little bit.
Him and his wife, all right?
Him and his main squeeze happened along a person who liked bondage, okay?
This is not a joke.
And so him and his wife decided to bring in this other woman into their relationship as a bondage woman.
Like she was like a female gimp, okay?
And what ended up happening is, is that they threw this woman into a fucking dog cage or something and lived like a fucking lived.
I'm not even joking around.
They lived like this gimp relationship between Rick James and his wife.
And when the bitch got out of the cage, she claimed that she was kidnapped and, you know, all that other shit.
And they believed her.
And it was really tough shit.
So anyway, that's why he got busted.
All right.
And by the way, Horatio just dropped a three bucker.
He said, old man got me a 3G white widow fatty.
That's actually a pretty good strain.
Wrapped in a pot leaf.
Wrapped in a pot leaf.
Appreciate you playing that ghost.
Got roasted in the chat, but they are much better than trash most people are putting out in Australia.
Oh, yeah.
Might donate stuff you you'd prefer when I get more SCO-MO bucks tonight.
Have you ever been to Australia?
I can't confirm or deny that I have, but I definitely would like to go and visit one Moogan.
And if I take the 24-hour plane ride to do so, I'm going to stay out there for a few months.
I'm not going to just, you know, make it a fucking weekend trip or something.
But yeah, I definitely want to go to Australia.
Lots of people that listen to this broadcast are from Australia.
And, you know, it's just, it's the Landau Nanda.
Anyway, Horatio Nelson also said the following.
He says that it's wrapped in a pot leaf, rolled in wax and keef, dipped in THC oil, and sprinkled with THC crystals.
Add six Stella R toast, and I'm lit as a motherfucker.
Pick up 816 if you do radio graffiti.
Love you, chat.
Love you, ghost.
24 is what he said.
Horatio Nelson.
All right.
And like I said, wings of racism, I'm considering it.
I haven't made the decision.
All right.
But, you know, if I'm going to take the trip, I'm going to be out there for a while.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue here.
We've got Ghost Trans-Pacific fucking waifu.
Good fucking God.
Right after that beautiful song that Horatio Nelson just donated, we got to do, what is it now?
What is it now, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu?
He said, even rip rips off ghost.
The fuck are you talking about, dude?
Even Rip rips off ghost.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hold on, wait a minute.
We got to wait for some more advertisements because of YouTube over here.
I mean, their advertisements are making YouTube unwatchable, man.
Okay, listen, I get it.
That you got to fucking, you know, create some advertising revenue to pay your fucking content creators and all that bullshit.
I get it.
But good God, it's becoming overwhelming, man.
It is becoming overwhelming.
And hold on.
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell put the PC shot on Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu requested this?
What is this?
As many of these as we have time for.
First one, it's kind of interesting.
It's kind of topical.
Dear Rip, I'd like to present you a snapshot of Dr. Peter Hotez, Dr. Peter Hotez's predicted model for Harris County.
This is in Texas, is Houston.
Daily number of cases into the summer.
Okay.
Now, he's got a picture here of a newspaper story in the Houston Chronicle.
And the hell is this?
Where the hell did you find this?
By June 18th, everybody in Houston is dead of COVID-19.
Global Warming Is Not Taking Place00:03:10
Perhaps I have no place in questioning a scientist of his credentials.
But this seems absurd to me, especially considering how every model we've been presented has come nowhere close, and the alarmist bell ringing hasn't helped this country in any way at all.
What the hell is this shit?
Let me point something out now.
All the models have been wrong.
All of them.
Every single one of them has not even been, I don't even know that you can even call them wrong.
They don't even rise to the level of wrong.
They're just nonsense.
They're just nonsense.
All of them have been nonsense.
And disciplines that primarily traffic in models, like epidemiology and climate science, are prone to foolishness and abuse.
Why the hell did you donate this Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, you sack of shit?
To be enacted on the basis of models presented by scientists that no one would question.
Okay?
Now, anytime you see a reference to the science wherein the reference says that the science should be believed, you are dealing with a stupid person.
Science doesn't need to be believed.
And if you think you should believe science, you don't know anything about science.
Okay?
Science does not have to be believed.
Science even.
You know, I'm telling you, man, you know, I don't even know what to say to you.
Or it doesn't.
I don't even know what to say to you, pricks.
And if the contention, if the hypothesis, the theory can be falsified, and all theories must be falsifiable before they're actually science.
In other words, what would it take for me to falsify for me to show that global warming does not exist?
What would it take?
Let's think about this very carefully.
Would it take for me to present an argument that disproves the idea that man-made global warming is taking place?
Is there a set of facts that I can present to you that demonstrates that global warming?
Maybe We Need To Stop Tests00:15:41
They're just going to say co2 co2 co2, which is bullshit.
If there isn't a set of facts that I can hand you that demonstrates that global warming is not taking place.
In other words, if there are no facts that you will accept that demonstrate that global warming is not taking place, then we are not dealing with science, we are dealing with religion.
Yeah, we get it dude, we.
I mean, i'm still trying to gather what exactly this is about.
You don't understand what i'm talking about.
Hold on, what what now?
Look at this pathetic old man who has to watch four to five minutes of insults without skipping because some freak donated him 20 bucks.
Fuck you.
Lennon was right when he said we will hang the capitalists on a rope.
They will gladly sell us.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Go fuck yourself, heh.
All right, fucking stupid moron.
All right, just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
All right, i'm doing a broadcast here.
That's the big difference, you stupid son of a bitch.
And, by the way, i've been holding link, dude.
I've been holding.
I've been holding it all, dude.
I told y'all that this was gonna happen in the cryptocurrency markets, that we were at a lull point, like the first post, Mt Gox.
Uh, pricing of bitcoin after the Mt Gox Debat debacle.
All right, I told you man, I told you philosophy of science.
Carl Popper made a career of this.
You should look him up.
Wikipedia will be your friend okay, but a buddy of mine good buddy of mine recently asked me, what?
What is what is wrong with epidemiology?
Why is it not hard science?
And what's wrong with it is a couple of things, their data is shit and from shit data they have constructed models, and models contruck, constructed from shit data generate shit.
That makes perfect sense to me.
You can do all the measuring you want, but if the measure that makes perfect sense to me being generated by that measurement is shit, then the model is going to be shit, and we have recently seen that to be the case, haven't we?
Just we're not gonna fucking listen to an advertisement at the end of a damn video.
You fucking nuts anyway look, all i'm simply stating to each and every one of you is what this old man has just suggested is for you to start questioning what the fuck is going on out here.
Okay, I mean, nobody finds it rather convenient that elsewhere in the world where they're dealing with the so-called COVID-19 on the third world level?
that what they're finding is high doses of vitamin C, vitamin D, and zinc is literally what helps not only relieve symptoms and then completely cure the COVID-19 itself, but to prevent the onset of the full symptoms of COVID-19.
And does anybody find it coincidental that the supply chains of beef are now being slowed down and have now been halted in some cases because of COVID-19?
And now you've got beef going up the ass in price so that nobody can fucking get it.
You want to know why that is?
It's because beef has zinc.
Okay.
Beef has zinc.
I mean, we're seeing orange juice and produce go up in price.
Why?
Because of the vitamin C.
The vitamin C, for Christ's sake, that's in strawberries and that's in lemons and that's in oranges and other citruses, etc.
All right.
Thirdly, why did they tell us that they had to quarantine us in our home and not to go outside?
Because they were actually poisoning you because you need natural vitamin D that comes from the sun.
That comes from the sun.
So if you take a look at this COVID-19 shit, the government, at least here in America and in other Western civilizations, have told you to do the exact things that are actually making you sick.
Okay.
And also, folks, this face mask bullshit is trash.
You know, as well as I know that the face masks are not only making people more sick because, I mean, it's not N95 fucking face masks that surgeons use.
Why?
Because they told us not to buy them because we need them for our fucking so-called healthcare heroes.
Okay.
So everybody is just putting on any kind of material over their face, over their mouths, and they're breathing in whatever that could be out there.
Let's say for the sake of argument that there is COVID-19 and flu and, you know, pneumonia or whatever.
That shit is going to get trapped in the material every time you breathe in and breathe out.
And the more you breathe in in a situation where there is airborne viruses, you are going to be fucking breathing in and breathing out a higher viral load because the fucking virus is trapped in the shitty material that the government is enforcing you to wear.
All right?
The government is enforcing you to wear.
And on top of that, it also induces heart attacks and strokes with people with cardiovascular disease, unbeknownst cardiovascular disease, lower respiratory disease.
It prohibits the intake of oxygen.
Okay?
All right.
So, you know, here you are, let's say some of you bigger people that are out there putting on masks.
It's in the fucking hot of the summer.
Out here in San Antonio, it is like 104 degrees, 103 degrees, 100 degrees, 90 degrees.
You've got people that are out here putting fucking masks on and breathing in this.
It's not just hot out here.
It's also fucking humid.
All right.
It's also fucking humid out here.
And all these fucking people are being induced into cardiac arrests, heat strokes, and all kinds of shit because of the lack of oxygen.
All right.
All right.
The lack of oxygen that's going through the body.
And yet we've got this government mandating us to wear these stupid fucking masks.
All right.
I think everybody needs to start questioning everything because as I've told you, what they're trying to do, and I'm going to continue to say this, we are at the whim of whatever the hospital is telling the media when it comes to these so-called spikes in COVID.
We have no idea of who the hell and how many patients are in a hospital due to something called HIPAA.
All right.
And let me show you what HIPAA is because that is what's prohibiting people from knowing what exactly is going on.
It is called the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.
All right.
Which basically makes people's medical history private from the public.
And because of that HIPAA act, that's H-I-P-A-A, because of HIPAA, we as American citizens, we as independent journalists, we as people cannot go into the hospitals right now.
If you have a loved one, if you have a loved one that goes into the hospital, you are not allowed to go in there with them.
You cannot visit them.
You cannot see them.
And once they're in the hospital, there's no advocates for these people.
There's no, you know, family members that are going to look out for the well-being of this person.
And as we have suggested many times that once you're in there, they want to put you on a goddamn ventilator.
They want to put you on a goddamn ventilator.
And I've showed you a thousand times, folks.
Take a look at this.
All right.
This is out of WebMD.
All right.
I mean, you fucking idiots are such sticklers about fucking sources.
This is WebMD study.
Most New York COVID patients on ventilators died.
Most COVIDs, get that shit out of here.
Most NY COVID patients died on ventilators.
That's why they miraculously stopped themselves from being a hotspot because they stopped fucking using ventilators.
All right.
Take a look at some more.
Here it is.
80% of New York City's coronavirus patients who were put on ventilators ultimately die.
Ultimately die.
And some doctors are trying to stop using them.
This was April 9th, folks, of this year.
Okay.
This is when New York was the hotspot.
Remember?
The hotspot out here, for fuck's sake.
That's why when you get to the fucking hospital, they're probably going to put you on a ventilator because there's a lot of reasons for that.
But put the PC shot on.
This is from the Society of Anesthesiology, April 2001.
Is ventilator-associated pneumonia an independent risk factor for death?
So even in the Journal for Anesthesiologists, they are making a case to make ventilator-associated deaths a separate death, all right, to put on the fucking certificate on the death certificate for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, all this shit is out here.
Oh, all this shit is out here for Christ's sake.
It's unfortunate that most people don't even give a shit.
Most people don't even care.
And what's spreading the virus exactly?
And this is why Trump continues to say about the tests.
Maybe we need to stop doing the tests.
All right.
Maybe we need to stop doing the tests, etc.
Take a look at this.
All right.
Corona testing delayed after kits found to be contaminated with COVID-19.
All right.
All right.
Coronavirus testing delayed after kits found to be contaminated with COVID-19, all right?
And that's why I keep telling you that this president of ours is trying to tell us what exactly these fucking globalists are doing so that we can stop doing it, okay?
Look, if you don't believe me, put the PC shot on.
Washington Post, CDC coronavirus test kits were likely contaminated.
Federal review confirms.
Federal review confirms.
So what the hell are they doing with us in the tests?
I mean, people just need to fucking start recognizing that whatever the hell people are getting, how are they getting it to these people?
It's the tests.
I mean, once again, dude, all of you people that are questioning the fucking sources, I can give you a whole bunch of sources, dude.
All right.
Once again, Washington Post.
Investigations.
CDC corona test kits were contaminated.
And they were contaminated once again with COVID-19.
I mean, I could go on and on, dude.
I can go on and on.
It's really unfortunate that most people are, it's just going to go right over their fucking heads.
It's going to go right over their fucking heads.
And people are just going to believe muff diving Madow and the fucking CIA agent homosexual fucking Cooper and all these other fucks.
They're going to continue to listen to them instead of looking at the goddamn evidence that is right here in front of your face.
All right.
I told you guys that COVID-19 was coming back right when they diagnosed George Floyd with miraculously having goddamn COVID-19.
I mean, can you believe this shit?
COVID-19 was diagnosed with George Floyd and I knew, I knew exactly that they were going to bring that shit back.
And like clockwork, that's exactly what happened.
Unfucking believable, dude, unfucking believable.
All right, let me move on.
I'm just trying to say it's time for people to fucking wake up.
All right.
Wake up and start recognizing that, you know, these fucking so-called authorities don't have your vested interest at hand.
All right.
They're killing people.
And people ask, well, ghost, why in the fuck would they be killing people like this?
What the fuck is the point?
The point is, folks, is that if you want my opinion, and we've talked about this in the GoShow chat room and elsewhere, that it is a possibility that they're using this as an opportunity to smoke screen the financial debt that we are in on a municipal level, on a state level, and on a federal level.
Okay.
I mean, we've got California that can barely sustain all the bullshit that they have enacted into law that is obligated by the state to pay.
I'm talking pensions.
You know, I'm talking all this shit.
I mean, they're trying to eliminate, notice that the most of the victims of so-called COVID are over the age of 60.
They're over the age of 60.
And that's the age around the age in which they start wanting to get fucking social security.
And social security is an unfunded liability.
Okay.
And the only people that are going to continue to go out and vote and continue to advocate for social security are the folks that are around 60 or over 60, etc.
Okay?
I am telling you all this because we are in dire straits as a country at this point.
And I can't believe that people can't fucking read the writing on the wall.
Why are they talking about defund the police?
They're not talking about defunding the police.
I mean, that's the most stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Defund the police.
Why in the fuck would anybody say that?
They're doing that so that they can make room to offset deficits that every municipality has, at least major municipality has in America.
Most Democrat states have in America.
And this is perfect timing to, you know, go ahead and cause all this shit, not just the COVID-19, lest we forget the riots and the looting and the violence.
I mean, all this has happened in such a short period of time.
And, you know, the only thing that I can suggest is that there's a lot of Democrat states.
And you notice that in the George Floyd riots, the George Floyd violence and riots, it was all in Democrat states.
It was all in Democrat cities, you know?
They threw away those tests after they found out they had to.
You Are A Fucking Sick Pervert00:05:52
Oh, yeah, of course.
That's why testing took so long to get out of the way.
Of course it is.
Listen for once you waste of life.
Of course it did.
You are fucking stupid.
Straight.
Yeah, you believe that for Christ.
Why the fuck were the tests even tainted with COVID to begin with, you dumb fuck?
All right.
Why the fuck was it even tainted with COVID-19 to begin with, you fucking idiot?
Doesn't even question that.
Just like, look, just listen.
They threw those away.
They threw those away and you're an idiot.
Why the fuck were these things even tainted with COVID-19 to begin with?
How the fuck did COVID-19 get on test to test COVID-19?
You can't explain that shit.
Not even, the government has not even explained that shit.
So fuck you, Froppy, you fucking dumb, stupid fucking.
You sound like you're a pause hole.
And the only reason that you're doing this and the only reason that you're a leftist is because you want your fucking age drugs or some shit.
Hey, Ghosty.
Hope you're doing well.
Always keen on Woo Flu commentary.
I've been jamming to Bring Me the Horizon lately, a limey group who've dabbled in plenty of genres over the years.
Also sick video utilizing tilt shifting.
Cheers.
Thank you, Prince.
All right.
Anyway, look, I got to get back to the donos here.
I'm just trying to let everybody know.
Question everything, you fucking idiots.
All right.
Do not believe what they're telling you, especially on this weaponized enemy of the people mainstream media.
All right.
Seriously.
I mean, do not fucking believe what the fucking mainstream media is saying.
It is an enemy of the people.
Anyway, let's get to the next dono.
The next dono is 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
And 15 and a half inches of pure imagination said sore neck.
I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
But sore neck.
The fuck is this?
Oh, Christ.
You know, I should have known fucking 15 and a half of pure imagination.
I'm sorry, folks.
After all this other stuff, now we're at the point where we got these fucking Weebos.
They're fucking forcing me to fucking watch this stupid anime bullshit.
And wait a minute.
Uncensored.
Hold on, wait a minute.
This is uncensored?
I mean, what is this?
That's going to continue to say this.
No matter how many times you fucking people donate this shit, I would like for you to know that if you're over the age of 18 and you're a fan of this shit, you're a fangirl and you're obsessed over these cartoons, you're a fucking sick pervert, all right?
And I wouldn't leave you alone with my dog, you fucking sick, perverted shitheads.
And they broke this shit out.
I would fucking, first of all, I would probably just take the largest foreign object I could find and start beating these people over the head with it.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
This is fucking disgusting.
And anybody who's over the age of 18, I know in your stupid warp fucking psychedelic or psychotropic drug take in mind, you're probably got the fluorides there.
You're like, no, ghost, this is actually pretty good.
You know, I like the animations and the storylines and it's so great.
Health standards.
That's been proven before.
Oh, geez.
Ventilators are a last resort for most patients, which is why so many people die with them.
Bullshit.
It's a waste of time, which is why most hospitals stop using them.
Oh, my.
Dude, Froppy, are you fucking high?
I mean, are you trying to make a case for the healthcare, quote, heroes because you want your AIDS drugs or some shit?
I have showed you that it's been notorious within the physician community that ventilators cause death.
Okay, and that's the first thing that they want to do to you instead of oxygen therapy.
If you can't breathe, why in the fuck are they throwing a ventilator on you, huh?
I mean, you should be on oxygen therapy.
Oxygen therapy.
And remember when they clowned Elon Musk when he sent a bunch of oxygen tanks and CPAP masks to hospitals and they were like, we don't need this.
We need ventilators.
And tried to clown him about it on the fucking mainstream media.
You want to know why?
Because fucking Elon Musk is not an idiot.
All right.
He knows what's going on.
If you can't breathe, you need fucking oxygen therapy for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Look at this kooky bitch.
He's like, huh, yeah.
She killed herself.
She killed herself.
Good God.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Okay.
Let's continue.
Once again, I want to say cheers to everybody out here.
We are now, how long have we been online here?
We're almost seven hours in, baby.
Seven hours in, and we're continuing and we're keeping the ball rolling.
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and go with Prince.
Prince donated this and said, hey, Ghostie, hope you're doing well.
Always keen on woofoo commentary.
I've been jamming to bring me the horizon lately, a limey group who've dabbled in plenty of genres over the years.
Also, sick video utilizing tilt shifting cheers.
Okay, let's see what the hell's going on here.
Prince once again requested this one.
And by the way, I'm looking.
It's already fucking three in the morning out here.
It's past three in the morning.
And ah, dude, hey, Prince, what's up, dude?
I can't.
Look at this shit.
Video unavailable.
Video unavailable, dude.
I mean, the uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Why the fuck would somebody do that?
Why the fuck?
It was 2013 and you wouldn't make it available in America.
I mean, you would think that you'd want a piece of the American market for fuck's sake.
You know what I mean?
You would think that you'd want a piece of the American fucking market.
I mean, what a bunch of idiots.
I mean, seriously, man.
Had To Uncork Goddamn Bottle Wine00:15:56
I'm sorry.
Look, Prince, if you can hook me up with another, you know, another link or something.
I mean, I would have played whatever the hell it is that you wanted to play, but unfortunately, they didn't want to make it privy to us over here in America, man.
What a bunch of dicks.
What a bunch of fucking dickheads.
All right, let me go ahead and look.
I'm going to start drinking right now.
And once again, I want to remind everybody that I am not drinking beer.
I am trying to make my fucking beer gut go down because I've been consuming at least 12 beers a day at least minimum, right?
That's 1800 calories of just beer.
And that's just, we can't have that.
We can't do that.
And because beer is typically just liquid bread, it goes right to the breadbasket.
Ventilators give a higher level of oxygen and act as a life support of sorts.
No, it doesn't.
You're calling COVID a hoax, that it doesn't exist, is basically saying Vapavap's family lied about him being sick.
No, I'm sure he was sick.
You dump fuck.
No, I'm sure he was sick.
Unfortunately, they threw him on a ventilator, and I'm sure his family had no privy to him.
They weren't able to visit him, etc.
Because once your loved one goes into the hospital, they ain't coming out unless, you know, I don't know, they're funny to the fucking nurses or something.
I have no idea.
I have no fucking idea.
All right.
Anyway, look, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to drink some wine.
I'm going to become a smolier, okay?
I'm going to become a smoliere.
And by the way, I've got some 2017 bottles.
My favorite grape, by the way, is the Malbec grape.
It is a beautiful grape.
I mean, I drink other shit, but the Malbeck grape is fucking moi.
You know what I'm saying?
So I've got two bottles here from 2017.
I've got a Bodega Norton DOC 2017.
Once again, Mendoza Argentina.
And then I've got, what else I got here?
I bought a whole bunch of fucking wines for Christ's sake.
What is this?
This is a llama old vine blend 2017.
And according to James Suckling, whoever the fuck that is, this is a 90-point rating wine here, a 90-point rating wine here.
And let me take a look at the alcohol content because 13.5, that one's good.
Hold on.
Some of these have like 14.5, which I like to drink first.
What is this one?
This one's a, where's the fucking alcohol content?
14%?
There, what did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
We're going with the one with the 14% volume of alcohol here.
And that one, my friends, is the Norton.
Bodega Norton, 2017 Malbeck.
All right.
So with that being said, let me get my fucking, let me get my fucking, what do I got?
My fucking de corker here.
I got a de corker.
And by the way, Prince, if you could give me another link, dude, I'll be happy to fucking play your video.
Once again, for Prince, take a look at this.
PC shot video unavailable.
All right.
So let me go ahead and take out this fucking, this decorker here, and let's go ahead and fucking open this son of a bitch.
Once again, Malbeck is typically grown in the Argentina, Chile region.
The reason it's such an exquisite grape, it's similar to Pinot, Pinot grapes.
And the reason Pinot is so exquisite is because it actually is a grape that grows off the coast of California.
And once it heats up in the daytime with the sun necessary for the grape to facilitate itself, it cools off once the Pacific coast and the winds start blowing over and it cools the grape off.
And as a result, you have the Pinoir grape or the Pinot grape, which is actually very good for Christ's sake.
All right, let me go ahead.
Same thing with the Malbec.
The Malbec actually grows off the coast of Argentina and Chile.
And it gets actually three different atmospheric winds that actually create the Malbec.
You've actually got the Arctic southern winds.
You've got the Pacific.
And you've also got the regular land atmosphere that also influences the grape of the Malbec.
And I like it, dude.
I love fucking Malbeck, dude.
Anyway, we're going to go ahead and uncork this son of a bitch.
All right, let's go ahead and do so.
And, hey, Prince, what do you want me to do with this fucking video, dude, that I can't fucking play?
All right.
You want me to owe you one or some shit?
All right, let's go ahead and de-cork this son of a bitch.
Here it is.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
And I'm going to drink the whole bottle.
Yeah, you're damn right.
I'm drinking the whole bottle.
I got two bottles.
I got three bottles, actually, just in case I want a third one.
All right.
But typically, I got to shut my ass down.
After two, I got to stop, dude, because I'll get sick.
And for whatever reason, I can't fucking handle like three bottles of wine.
Oh, here's Gino.
Especially when there are many.
Here's fucking Gino, for Christ's sake.
Drink the whole box.
What's not a box of wine, you shithead?
This is a 2017 Malbeck.
Here, Lo, I'm going to pull it into my goblet, motherfucker.
Here, make sure it kind of gets in and aerates.
Make sure to aerate that son of a bitch.
I know it sounds like your grandfather taking a leak and shit, but, you know, don't worry about it.
It's good stuff.
Let me put the cork on it so I can keep the freshness of it this evening.
All right, now let me go ahead and take a smell because I'm a smoly air.
Let me take a smell of this 2017.
Definitely smells flavorful.
As I take a look at the glass, very dark.
Very, very dark for Christ's sake.
So anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody who's in here at going to be 3.30 in the morning out here at the Ghost Show Studios, man.
Cheers to each and every one of you.
Let me go ahead and taste this Malbeck grape.
I love Malbeck grape.
My favorite grape.
All right.
Cheers, baby.
Oh, my God.
This is why Malbeck is my favorite fucking grape.
Smooth.
You feel the textures of the grape.
Oh, man.
It's just an exquisite flavor.
It's fucking good.
There's no tannins whatsoever that was in this batch.
This was pure Malbeck grapes.
This is badass.
I'm sorry.
This is badass.
All right.
This was great.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to take that much time, but I had to fucking uncork a goddamn bottle of wine.
Anyway, Prince, we're still waiting for you.
Hey, what the hell is this?
Chug another, chug another.
You can't handle more than two bottles.
Some man you are.
Keep drinking, old man.
Keep drinking.
Let me explain.
Let me explain something to you, okay?
All right.
You know, wine is a completely different experience on the digestive system than beer or even fucking hard liquor, okay?
I mean, do you understand that?
I'd buy that for you.
And Gino.
Ghost show is brought to you by Johnny Walker Second Harvest.
Keith Redford approved.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, Gino.
Seriously, dude.
Fuck you.
And by the way, I got to play Geno X 1987's fucking video right after he's fucking trying to shit talk me over here.
All right.
So anyway, let's get to Geno X 1987's request.
And Prince, we can't play your video, dude.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Geno X 1987's video.
Here it is.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Remember, this guy's a fucking nut taste.
Hold on, Pogo Dream Reaper.
What the hell is this?
Man, these are great.
I haven't had a wine hangover, dude.
I've been drinking wine for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
Five days straight, dude.
Five days straight.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
What is this, Gino?
I'm trying to mellow out with the wine here.
Oh, man, that's good.
What is this shit?
Looking at Jeffrey Dahmer infatuated artwork and shit.
Definitely Geno X 1987, that's for sure.
And look at Pettis, he's loving this shit.
Look at him.
This sounds like something that you'd hear in like a very uppity type lounge, you know.
Or you got to be dressed with a fucking tie and shit, which I don't mind, by the way.
I want to say cheers to everybody in here, man.
I'm almost done with my first glass.
We're going to fucking show it up, baby.
Once again, we're drinking Mo David Morton 2017.
Once again, Geno X 1987, dude.
Was that it?
Wow, that's it, dude.
That wasn't too bad.
I was kind of freaky, you know, but once again, Geno X 1987, even though he's being a trolly son of a bitch.
Look, I have said for the last time here, Prince, dude, I owe you one if you're not here or whatever's happening that's preventing you from, I don't know, giving me another fucking video or whatnot.
But believe it or not, we are done with the video donos.
I'm actually proud to say.
I thought that we were going to get into some major trouble and possibly be here for a long period of time, like eight in the morning or some shit.
Thank God that didn't happen.
So with that being said, before we get to some radio graffiti here, hold on.
Let me pour some more wine.
All right.
Let me pour some more wine.
Oh, yeah.
And, you know, all the fucking aerators, you know, that you're supposed to put on the fucking bottle or you put on the glass or whatever the case might be.
I mean, those are the biggest wastes of money.
Just fucking pour the bottle a little bit farther away from the glass.
It's natural aerating for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, do something interesting.
Oh, we're about to get to goddamn, we're about to get to radio graffiti.
All right, that's what we're going to get to in here, man.
We're going to get to Radio Graffiti in here.
And by the way, Radio Graffiti is now the new call-in line that you see there at the bottom, 775-799-9180.
And once you call there, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say, whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
So let me set this Radio Graffiti up here.
All right, I can actually set it up right now.
Oh, here we go again.
Right when I'm about to get to Radio Graffiti, take a look who it is.
None other than Geno X 1987 to piss in everybody's Cheerios.
All right, what is it, Gino?
And he didn't even say anything, he just dropped the damn dono.
So let's see what Geno X 1987 now has in store for us right after that kind of satanic synth that he did that he donated about a couple of minutes ago.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Wait, hold on, some more music.
Here it is.
Once again, Geno X 1987.
It's by the same band, the same group and shit, like fucking satanic synths, you know?
Here, let me have a drink.
Once again, Geno X 1987 requested this.
I don't dislike this stuff.
I mean, I hate to say it because fucking Geno X 1987 is requesting it, but I have to say, this is not bad.
Satanic synth, not bad.
Not bad.
What do you think about it, Satan?
Whoa!
What the hell is this?
This is getting a little bit creepy.
This Is Getting Little Bit Creepy00:06:58
Hold on, pause this.
Hold on, pause this.
What the hell do we have here?
What now?
Here's an informative video for Twinkler.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And in null.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
And in Null.
That's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
And in Null.
All right.
Can we let's let's finish hearing what we have in store here with Geno X 1987's satanic synth.
All right.
And then we'll get to the rest of the domo's.
Once again, Prince, we couldn't play your video, dude.
That's how I was at that one time when I had to take off because I went to a wine tasting and I threw up and shit.
And dude, when you throw up on wine, it looks like you're throwing up blood, dude, and it freaks you out.
You're like, oh, my God!
I'M THROWING UP BLOOD!
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
All right, Gino, I know that you're kind of a freak show, dude, but now that you're letting us in on some of the shit that you're bumping in your car and shit, now I'm starting to question you.
All right.
First, I thought you were like some edgy asshole that likes to be inspired by, you know, fucking looking at this avant-garde shit and, you know, all this weird.
But now I think that you're a fucking radio.
Especially when there are many men.
Twinkler.
This is part two.
Is this Hitler's dick?
I don't know yet.
I have no idea.
Is that Hitler's dick?
All right.
Look, I was about to, you know, go with the, you know, with the radio graffiti.
All of a sudden, we've got donos coming out the wazoo here.
So let's go ahead and get to Twinkler's first video.
He said, here's an informative video for everyone.
Now, I remember Twinkler from the last show, at least, when we had a dono of his.
And it was a little fucking freak show-ish.
So all I got to say is viewer discretion is advised.
And let's see Twinkler's fucking video.
What the fuck?
I can't show this.
I cannot show this, dude.
I don't even think I could show.
This is like terms of service shit, dude.
I can't show this shit.
I can't show this shit, dude.
All right, but you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to forward it, okay?
I'm going to forward it to, look, this is what I'm going to do, Twinkler, okay?
Because at first, it's going to freak everybody out, and it's going to, you know, people are going to think that there's some, you know, sexual going on.
I'm going to get to the part where it's saying text sexy to whatever fucking number.
Okay.
I'm going to go to that, which is 14 seconds in, so people can get some context before we show what the fuck we're about to show here.
Okay.
All right.
I hope that you understand that, Twinkler.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
Okay.
Hey, what is this?
George asked.
Especially when I was in the middle of the day.
Come on.
Alfredo, you fucking bitch.
Meet me on 6th Street this upcoming Monday.
Oh, yeah?
We'll see if you can walk the walk.
Here's a Pantera tribute I made just for you.
Hope it makes your night.
Yeah.
Smiley face.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
All right, dude.
Here it goes.
Twinkler, viewer discretion is advised, okay?
Sexy gay men in cucumber swallow challenge.
That's all I got to say.
Once again, I want to reiterate that we just got through Pride Month, so here we go.
This is the new America.
Here it is.
Oh, God.
This is so sick, dude.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Look at this.
And this is the cucumber swallow challenge.
Cucumber swallow challenge, dude.
I mean, can you believe this shit?
First of all, why is this on YouTube?
Oh, my God, dude.
Look, you have to, this is disgusting.
You know that, right?
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
All right?
He's eating a fucking cucumber and he's purposely putting the cucumber around his midsection area just to make it look more homosexual.
Okay.
why this is on youtube i have no fucking idea but this is the new america folks okay look at bro what the fuck skip this hey i i hear you dude fucking twinkler and look somebody said what what is it fucking easy challenge can you send me the link to this all right dude i don't know if i can i don't know if i could show this dude i really i really don't know if i could show this All right, the guy's just eating a cucumber.
I'm just saying.
He's just eating a cucumber.
All right, there he is.
57 seconds.
This is just a cucumber.
Okay, they're trying to eat a cucumber here, okay?
All right, this is not sexual.
All right, yeah, no shit.
Hold on, let me report this as right.
I mean, this has got to be reported for Christ's sake.
All right, this is sexual content.
Suggestive without nudity, I guess is what you could put it.
Let me see.
Infringes on my rights.
Harmful or dangerous acts.
I don't know.
I don't know what.
Just repulsive content, I guess.
I don't know.
It's sexual.
It's sexual, right?
So it's like suggestive without nudity, but then it's like asking me for another one.
And we just, just put next.
All right.
How is, oh shit.
It's got all fucking caps on them.
So how is...
I'd buy that...
What?
MAGA 2020.
Things I love.
Donald Trump, the Trump Business School, the Inner Circle, things I hate.
New York City and Washington, D.C. Whatever the hell.
You know, whatever the hell that means.
I appreciate it, MAGA, all right?
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and write.
How is this on YouTube first and foremost?
Give Me My Fuckin' Smoke Man00:15:34
Okay.
Put the PC shot on.
How is this on YouTube?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, dude.
This is fuck.
I just, I don't get this.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I can't, dude.
I can't do this.
I mean, seriously, dude.
All right.
Hitler or Twinkler or whoever the hell you are.
This is fucking horrible.
Yeah, there you go.
All right.
Why am I showing a video of Twitch staff?
Oh, my God.
Look, I'm sorry, folks.
Once again, this is just a cucumber.
All right.
Oh, God, look at this fucking...
It's cold, it's cold.
How long is it?
Are we almost done?
Good God.
Yeah, I'm not going to let you have easy.
This is America, folks.
This is America.
I can't even drink to this, dude.
They're like, ghosts, just get drunk or something.
I can't even drink.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, you got to chew it.
Shoot it, man.
Shoot it, bitch.
Do you hear him?
Shoot it, bitch.
Come on, bitch.
Shoot it, bitch.
Clearly, I won, obviously.
Oh, my God.
All I've got to say from the day, though, spitters are quitters, guys.
And for more videos, go to andrewchristian.com.
Like, I can't believe this.
Look, don't donate shit like this to me again, please.
All right.
Seriously, all right?
I mean, don't donate this shit to me again.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
I mean, you know, I mean, this is borderline terms of service, and I really don't appreciate you fucking people donating this kind of shit.
I really don't, man.
I really fucking don't.
I think that you guys are being fucking dickheads when you fucking do shit like this, and it really pisses me off.
All right, let's get to this next one.
Anon Noel, okay, requested this.
Anon Null.
So let's go ahead and take a look at what Anon Noel.
Wait a minute.
The fuck is this?
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck did this, dude?
God damn it, man.
You see, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about with you pricks.
You understand?
I'm over here.
Look at this.
It's fucking seven hours and 15 minutes that I've spent with your ass.
All right.
And this is how you fucks repay me?
You guys are fucking dicks, man.
You guys are fucking dicks.
Look, just stop.
No, you know what?
Just stop donating.
All right.
If this is how you fucking pieces of shit are gonna treat me, well then fuck you.
Do you hear me?
Fuck you.
And and no, yeah, you better be fucking Ann and Noel for Christ's sake.
I should report this video.
You know that?
I should report this.
All right, play this dumb fucking stupid video.
You fucking piece of shit, dude.
You, you motherfuckers, man.
You goddamn motherfuckers, man.
I give you fucking hours of my life.
I give you fucking hours of my life.
And this, this is the kind of shit you do to me.
What the fuck?
Damn it.
The chance to turn the page is old.
I'm going to end the fucking broadcast, dude.
All right.
Anybody who fucking just donated, I'll get you at the next broadcast.
I'm not going to put up with this shit.
NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT!
I thumped down this shit, first of all.
I'm reporting this.
I'm going to copyright strike this shit, you fucking son of a bitch.
And I'm not joking.
Give me my fucking damn fucking glass of wine.
that are laughing at this bullshit!
Do you hear me?
Fuck all of you fucks that are laughing at this bullshit.
You, fucking son of a bitch man.
You pansexual Peter puffing gender fluid, fondling dirty Sanchez loving blue ball, blowing tape, tonguing pieces of fucking crap.
This is dumb.
I'm not playing all this dumb shit.
You can shut this video right up your fucking asses.
You fucking trope terrorist shitheads And fuck all of you.
I'm taking all of you people that are laughing.
Don't give me.
I'm fucking taking a risk.
And you will rule the day that you laughed at this shit, you son of a bitch.
You will rue the day!
You fucking knew the day, man.
Seriously, man.
Fuck all of you dickheads, man.
When I'm gonna feel silent, when I'm gonna live with me, I've got plenty of fuck that shit.
All right, I'm reporting this.
I'm gonna fucking, this is a fucking copyright strike waiting to happen, you son of a bitch.
I'm calling my lawyer, Shecklestein Noseberg.
And let me tell you something.
When I find you little pricks, I'm gonna make sure you all are sent to jail for fucking stalking.
For fucking stalking, you fucks.
You fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, real funny, dude.
Real fucking funny.
In the name of Jesus Christ, cut not thine hair.
And neither blade nor ball will harm thee.
And thou shalt triumph over thine enemies.
Fucking piece of shit.
Get this fucking asshole out of here, you fucking piece of crap.
All right, look, dude, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna end the broadcast, all right?
I'm gonna end the fucking broadcast.
I'm not gonna sit here and take this kind of shit from you fucking people.
You understand that?
I'm giving you fucking hours of my fucking life.
I'm giving you hours of my fucking life.
And this is how you fucking dickheads repay me.
Huh?
And this is how you repay me.
Fuck all of you.
Give me my wine and fucking shit.
That's how you fucking repay me, huh?
That's how you're going to fucking repay me.
That's what you're going to fucking do, huh?
Fucking pieces of fucking garbage, man.
I'm fucking tired of you people.
All right?
I'm fucking tired of you people, man.
I'm giving you fucking hours of my life.
Don't you understand that?
HOURS OF MY FUCKING LIFE!
You motherfuckers, man.
You know, I...
I don't even know why.
I don't even know why I do this fucking show.
You know that?
I don't even know why I do this fucking show for, for Christ's sake, but I'm a fucking idiot for doing it.
I can tell you that right goddamn now.
I'm a fucking idiot for doing it, all right?
I'm a fucking idiot.
And let me tell you something.
That's a fucking copyright strike for Christ's sake.
All right.
Give me my fucking dope.
I'm going to call my fucking lawyer, Shekelstein Noseberg, dude, and I'm going to make sure that he comes after all of you people.
All right.
I'm not fucking kidding around, man.
I'm going to make sure he comes after all of your asses.
I will fucking ask him to subpoena whatever's necessary to find you fucking people.
Do you understand that?
I'm not fucking joking.
I'm not fucking joking, man.
Give me my fucking smoke, man.
I need a fucking smoke for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, don't be posting numbers, you asshole.
Get him out of here.
Get him the fuck out of here.
Fucking posting shit out of here.
I don't even fucking dare doing that, you piece of shit.
I'm fucking tired of you people, man.
I'm fucking tired of you people.
I'm fucking tired of you fucking people, man.
I swear to God, I'm fucking so tired of you pieces of shit.
I fucking give you my fucking life.
You know what I mean?
I'm giving you fucking hours of my fucking life.
And this is how you fuckers repay me, you fucking piece of shit.
God damn it, can you fuck off?
Especially when there are many.
Stop donating to me.
For you to chill, Mr. Redford.
Stop donating to me, you piece of shit.
Hey, look, there's Prince.
He said, I just ducked out for dinner.
Sadly, my video isn't allowed in America, even though other songs are.
I'll send you something early next broadcast, mate.
Enjoy your Vino.
Sip on some beautiful 2000 and he's sipping on 2017 Shiraz from Eastern Australia.
Cheers, Gino.
Yeah, fuck Gino.
All right.
Gino takes it in the ass.
I don't fuck Gino.
All right.
Don't be fucking giving props to fucking Gino.
All right.
And speaking of which, since you fuckers want to play this here, I'm going to play Twinklers part two.
All right.
It's probably some homosexual stuff.
And it's probably right up your fucking ass alley.
I'm not even joking around.
I am not kidding.
Based upon how you fuckers treat me, you sons of bitches are probably all taking it in the ass.
You're all taking in the fucking ass.
So fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you for crying.
What the fuck is this?
All right.
Here it is.
All right.
You enjoy Twinkler part two.
All right.
Here.
Enjoy, you fucking fruit bowls.
Enjoy.
How do you like that?
Huh?
How do you like a little bit of that?
Pride month.
Pride month.
Jesus Christ.
Twinkler requested this once again.
What is this?
Teaching gay sex positions.
What's up, guys?
I'm your Andrew Christian John.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
And today we're teaching gay sex positions, Car Edition, part two.
First, we have the travel buddy.
Now you'll have a person in the back.
Travel buddy.
The two people.
Up and down oh my god Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Thumbs down, Nick.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
Are you fucking shitting me, man?
Why is this on YouTube, man?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Next, we have the stick shift.
The stick shift.
I don't even want to know what I don't even want to know, man.
I don't want to know.
In the passenger seat, they can give you a little assistance also.
All right, that's enough, dude.
I mean, this is fucking disgusting, man.
I mean, this is on YouTube, by the way.
This is on fucking YouTube.
Good fucking God, dude.
Dude, this is disgusting, dude.
Take it off.
All right, next we have the drive-thru.
That's when someone can't host.
The drive-thru?
Basically, you're going to drive up to your train.
See that sexy trade.
Drive up to your train.
Is that what he said?
Oh, no.
No, please, no.
This is pride.
This is fucking pride.
I mean, this is fucking horrible, dude.
All right, guys.
This is fucking horrible.
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Especially when there are many.
Hey, who the hell is it?
Wings of racism.
Yeah, no shit.
Here's something Australian to cheer you up.
Something Australian to cheer me up.
Okay, great.
I'd love to hear it.
End Times Root Beer dropped the diamond and said, I'm by and this is degenerate.
Also, cheers, seven beers.
Well, thank you for the diamond.
I appreciate it.
But once again, that was Twinkler, okay?
Whoever the hell that is.
That was Twinkler.
So let's go ahead and get to the next video.
This is by, who the hell is this?
George F?
Alfredo, you fucking bitch.
Meet me on 6th Street this upcoming Monday.
We'll see if you can walk the walk.
Here's a Pantera tribute I made just for you.
All right, I don't like the sound of that first and foremost, okay?
I don't like the sound of that at all.
George F. What the hell is this?
Oh, look, George F. Huh, they fucking caught your ass.
Huh?
Your Video Is Unavailable George F00:15:27
Or wait a minute.
Video unavailable.
This video has been removed by the uploader.
I mean, what the fuck, George F?
I just fucking posted your goddamn video, and now your video is unavailable, George F. What the fuck?
Huh?
What the fuck is that about?
Jesus Christ.
Well, George F, and now Prince, he's going to hook it up next show.
I'll remember Prince, dude.
Prince is part of the Inner Circle and the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
So cheers to Prince.
All right.
George F, figure it out, bro.
All right.
That's all I got to say.
All right.
Just figure it out.
It was probably a snake or some prolapse amos taking a shit or some shit.
I know it is, dude.
It is what it is.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to the next video.
This is by Twinkler again.
Twinkler again.
And this is part three.
Jesus Christ, Twinkler.
Are you serious?
This is part three for all the folks that didn't get enough of Twinkler's first two videos.
This is part three.
Oh, good God.
Wait a minute.
Oh, my God, dude.
Before I play this, let me take a couple of sips of wine and try to smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol because this is fucking disgusting, dude.
This is utterly disgusting.
Give me my drink.
Oh, God.
How much bottle do I have of this?
I've got a little less than half a bottle.
Little less than half a bottle, for Christ's sake, all right?
So once again, I hate to reiterate this, but viewer discretion is advised.
This is yet another video by Twinkler, part three.
And let's just play it, dude.
Just play it.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Oh, no.
What's up, guys?
I'm your Andrew Christian trophy boy, Nick Mas.
Corey Zerinski.
All right.
And today we go.
Pause this.
What is it?
Hello, Ghost.
What's good?
I just got out of bed.
Is this still on?
And what in the world am I watching?
This is sick.
Homosexuality is immoral.
It's a sin against God.
Repent and choose Jesus Christ.
He is the only way.
No religion can get you to heaven.
Madman Stan, I agree with you, dude.
This is sick.
I get it, dude.
I'm sorry.
I get it.
But for whatever reason, we got somebody by the name of Twinkler.
I'm suspecting it's Hitler's dick.
I don't know.
But somebody by the name of Twinkler that is requesting this.
So, you know, here it is.
Here we are.
Part three, Twinkler.
Wait, did he just say ass eating addiction?
No, dude.
No, come on, man.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Ass eating.
I got an ass eating.
I'm pretty sure.
I mean, give me a break.
Oh, God, dude.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God, dude.
You've got to be fucking kidding me, man.
You've got to be kidding me.
Dude, let's pause this.
First of all, this is beyond disgusting, okay?
Because first of all, these are all like, you know, guys that go to the gym, and the only way that you can keep up that physique is if you eat protein and chili.
And you don't think that these guys took a mad shit and just gave it a few wipes and shit, and this is what they're doing?
I'm just saying.
I'm just fucking saying.
All right.
Prepared.
And prepared for this.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding?
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Next, we have the lace.
A rod?
Pick up Nick.
Flip them.
The lace the fucking one no don't tell me dude Please, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He's licking the gooch in the ass.
I'm going to throw up, dude.
I'm legitimately going to throw up.
I'm sorry.
This is fucking horrible.
This is horrible.
The golden gate.
Oh, dude, I'm getting sad.
Fuck.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
There we go.
The Golden Gate.
Are you fucking kidding me?
How long is this, though?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Called the Day of the Dead.
The Day of the Dead.
Push them around.
Add a little bit of a break.
Dude, this is horrible, dude.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
I don't condone this, by the way.
And I have no idea why this is even available on YouTube, dude.
This is fucking horrible.
I act like I'm dead then, right?
Yep.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
This is horribly disgusting.
The next one is called Symphony.
The Symphony.
The Symphony.
It goes down.
Okay, I'm going to go to the next one.
The fucking Symphony.
Oh, this way.
You go.
Oh, Jesus, no.
I'll get the bonus.
Oh, Christ, no.
Hey, hold on.
Notice the cum stains right there on the carpet.
Notice the cum stains.
Oh, my God.
They got stains on the carpet.
They're doing all kinds of ass eating shit.
Just take this off, please.
I'm sorry y'all had to see that, dude.
I am sincerely sad that you all had to see that.
Once again, Twinkler requested that one.
Oh my God, dude.
My apologies, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
All right.
We're getting donated this shit.
Don't think that this is what we do.
I've lost listeners.
Look at this shit.
I have lost listeners because of this fucking homo erotic bullshit.
All right.
I'm not even fucking joking.
All right.
We've got Geno X1987 requesting another one.
And he said, what did he say?
Place for you to chill.
Mr. Redford.
Fuck you, Gino.
All right.
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
The hell's your goddamn video anyway?
A place for me to chill.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And hold on, before we even get to it, more advertisements.
More and more fucking advertisements.
Anyway, what is this?
A place for me to chill.
Ah, you fucking piece of shit.
You know, you fucking pieces of fucking shit.
A place for me to chill.
World's first wheelchair-friendly water park.
Fuck all of you, man.
Seriously, you guys are a bunch of fucking assholes.
I fucking hate you guys.
Seriously.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
This is in San Antonio.
This is in fucking.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right, dude.
Fuck all of you people.
Seriously, all right?
Fuck all of you people.
This is my fucking wine.
All right.
I am not in a fucking wheelchair.
All right.
I am not in a fucking wheelchair.
And what is this?
George F. I'll donate next stream.
Don't what?
Don't forget, fucking you too.
What the hell is that?
The hell are you talking about?
George App, you son of a bitch.
I've had enough of this.
You guys are really weird.
We are about special needs individuals and typical individuals coming together to foster inclusion and understanding of everybody's abilities and differences, but still understanding that everybody is still the same.
That didn't even make sense.
We have differences, but we're still the same.
That doesn't make any fucking sense, you fucking moron.
All right, I know you were, you know, you're man, but you know, it is what it is.
All right.
All right.
Where are we at here?
Look, dude, I am so jaded right now.
I'm not even fucking joking around with you, man.
I mean, I'm depressed that I even have to be subjected to this bullshit.
And let me read Georgett's.
I'll donate a video next stream.
Don't forget.
Especially when there are many.
No, Twinkler.
Come on, dude.
Let me redeem myself.
Here's some of the things.
Let you redeem yourself, dude.
Come on, dude.
You don't need to do that.
All right.
You don't fucking even need to bother to do that.
Just don't even bother, please, okay?
Don't even bother to do it, please.
Okay.
I mean, Jesus fucking hell.
Where are we at?
Oh, yeah.
Wings of racism, okay, is next, okay?
Wings of racism is next.
And he said, this went from good to fucked in five minutes.
Here's something Australian to cheer you up.
I need something to cheer me up there.
All right, wings of racism.
Are you fucking kidding?
Dude, how come I'm being unavailable on all this shit?
Look, I should be able to fucking at least take the NXS Never Tear Us Apart, copy that shit, post that here, and just, I don't know, I guess, you know, I guess do this.
Okay, I got it.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Thank you very much.
There it is.
All right.
Here it is.
All right.
By the way, I actually like NXS.
It's actually a very good group.
R.I.P. to the guy who killed himself.
But this was actually pretty good fucking music.
I bought the album that has all the classics, you know, devil inside, you know, fucking, you know, new sensation, all that shit.
Not even the same video.
Well, dude, I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I mean, for the Joe, is this a man?
Who the hell?
Wings of Racism.
My apologies, dude.
I'm just, I'm trying to play your vid.
It's not playing the fucking Australian version.
Don't ask me what you know is true.
Yeah, this group did kick ass.
There's actually been some great groups that have come out of Australia.
I love y'all.
ACDC is technically out of Australia.
I was standing.
We got another drink of wine.
You were there.
Two worlds collided.
And they can never tear us apart.
It's the wings of racism, dude.
I make one from it.
I want to say also cheers to unparalleled aesthetics, dude, the newest member of the inner circles.
If we could fly, because we all have wings.
But some of us don't know why.
She's got a deep voice.
This is a dude.
This is a dude.
You were there.
Two worlds collided.
And by the way, the lead singer killed himself.
And he killed himself while he was dating.
Tiffany Amber Facebook.
What is this?
Ghostler himself.
Specific waifu.
Come on, dude.
I'm going to have to pause the donos.
I'm not even fucking kidding her.
I'm going to have to pause the goddamn drum.
Got to put the saxophone in there, baby.
I love songs with a decent horn going on.
You know what I mean?
When you got a decent horn.
I was standing.
I'm glad people are digging this in the chat, dude.
All right, this is actually a pretty good chill bat.
Thank you, Wings of Racism.
Wings of Racism, dude.
This was definitely a chill song.
Definitely mellowed me out a little bit, especially with this wine that I'm drinking.
All right, now sorry that it's not the exact video that you requested, but, you know, I mean, you know, I'm just trying to, you know, prevent all these goddamn videos that for whatever reason aren't coming up and trying to play them.
So cheers once again, Wings of Racism.
Let's get to the next video here.
And fucking Twinkler.
Twinkler again and said, let me redeem myself.
Here's something that you'll like, enjoy, huh?
I'm supposed to like this shit, really?
Let me see what the fuck this is.
All right, once again, another Twinkler video.
And people are telling me, ban Twinkler.
All right.
All right.
Let's see.
Let's give Twinkler a chance and see what's going on.
Okay I Am Pausing Donos Dude00:16:06
Oh.
Oh.
Now, this is coming right after the great song that was just requested by Wings of Racism.
This right now is requested by Twinkler.
Now, I know he donated a couple of homosexual vids and that sort of thing.
But he redeemed himself.
Twinkler requested this.
Twinkler will never get to do.
Sings.
Dude, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Come on, dude.
I'm in the middle of watching Cemetery Gates by Pantera, man.
Pause the donos.
White girls fuck dogs.
No, no.
All right, we're ending it there.
I am pausing the donos, dude.
I am pausing the fucking donos.
Hold on.
Let me let this end and I'll pause the donos, okay?
Here, George F. Don't pause donos yet.
My video is uploading until two minutes.
It's going to be a snake in the ass.
I already know what it is.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, no.
Grows wrong with that at all Anyway, cheers to you, Distilling.
And Twinkler, I guess you redeemed yourself.
I like Pantera.
You know it and I know it.
So I appreciate the Cemetery Gates request twinkler in the house.
Let's get to, look, we're getting donos and we're getting them all over the place, dude.
Look, in the next, after this dono, I am pausing donos, okay?
All right.
And hey, Distillen dropped another diamond.
They cleared up that BS against him.
Still going to change employers, though.
I don't blame you, dude.
Hey, but once again, cheers to Distillen.
By the way, I'm not even drinking beer.
I'm drinking wine.
Once again, I'm drinking a bordega, excuse me, a bodega Norton, excuse me, bodega norton 2017 from Mendoza, Argentina.
You know what I mean?
So let me get this fucking...
There, there we go.
And Distillen dropped another diamond VB in the chat, you mad cunts.
I'm trying to lay off beer.
That's why I'm drinking wine, you know?
You know, beer just, you know, I got to get rid of the beer gut is all I'm saying.
I'm almost done with this bottle, by the way.
I'm almost done with this bottle.
14% alcohol by volume.
Okay, let's go ahead and get to Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu here.
Cheers to Distillen once again.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu said, Ghostler himself live on camera.
Get the fuck.
I've never been on a fucking live camera, you fucking idiot.
Never in my life.
I'm not even kidding around.
There's not even a picture of me.
Jesus Christ.
I haven't taken a picture in like 20 fucking years or some shit.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
Anyway, what is this?
Ghostler himself live on camera.
This is Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, God, not this fucking dickhead, man.
God, this fucking mellow pan dickhead.
Can you stop?
Ghost trans-pacific waifu, you shithead!
Dude, I mean, this is fucking stupid.
This is fucking ridiculous.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
What the fuck are you kidding me?
Look, this is obviously a prostitute.
You all know that, right?
This is obviously a prostitute.
This is obviously a prostitute.
I mean, look, fucking thumbs down this fucking shit.
All right.
I mean, for fuck's sake.
I mean, seriously, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, I sincerely am trying to tell you, please stop fucking donating me, this fucking sick maniac, all right?
Please stop fucking donating me, this fucking sick asshole.
All right, what is this?
Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu?
Back to back.
What the fuck?
Things Twinkler will never get to do.
Oh, man.
Now, now you got Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu calling out Twinkler.
And what the hell is this?
Just play Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu shit, please.
Jesus Christ.
This is so sick.
So stupid.
No!
No way!
No!
Thumbs down this asshole, please!
Dude, this is fucking horrible.
Kawaii, shiroppan!
I can't take this shit anymore, man.
I can't, dude.
I can't take this shit anymore, man.
This is fucking horrible.
Oh, man.
Please, no, dude.
Jesus.
Jesus fucking hell, dude.
Look, you can hear, you can see the herpes picture.
Oh, God.
All right, take this fucking shit off, please.
Can we take this fucking shit off?
And we got a couple of donos.
We got distilling with another V uh another diamond.
He said VB longnecks at 20 to 8 in the fucking morning.
And we've got somebody by the name of corporate.
This is boring, Eon.
Well, you know, go suck a fucking cock with it.
Who gives a shit, all right?
Nobody asked you, asshole, all right?
You know, you can always go and fucking watch something else.
You know, you can go watch Soda Pop and then, you know, his innocent, you know, toy homosexual humor.
I'm kidding, dude.
I shouldn't be dissing soda.
Hitler's dick.
Hitler's dick is back and he has donated a $20, $20 bucker up in here.
And hey, cheers to Camonga Strikes.
He's calling it a night.
Hitler's dick says white girls fuck dogs.
They would rather be with animals like dogs than you know.
They'd rather be with dogs and n-words than white men.
Okay, great.
All right, once again, Hitler's dick saying white women would rather be with dogs and black guys than white men.
So let's go ahead and see what he's talking about.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Oh, no, dude.
All right, folks.
You know, once again, this is Hitler's Dick, dude.
All right.
Viewer discretion is advised, please, okay?
Viewer discretion is advised once again.
Play this shit, please.
All right, I'm pausing donos after this, dude.
See, Heil.
All right.
All right.
Wings of racism.
Trans-Pacific Waifu, I'd fight you, IRL, but Australia says no to violence against women.
So just off yourself.
Also, cheers to all my Aussies in the chat.
Lot of Australians.
All right, look.
After this video, I'm pausing donos, okay?
Here it is.
Play it, all right?
Hey, everyone.
So today I'm going to be doing my video on 10 reasons why I think women should have sex with dogs.
Wait a minute.
Did she say why women should have sex with reason number one?
Women in history.
God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Thumbs down, dude.
I don't even know what to say.
I don't even know what to say.
Reason number two.
Dogs' tongues can get very hard to reach places.
It could be amazing.
Dude, I can't believe this is America.
I cannot believe this is American.
All right, Ghosty.
This should do.
An incredible orchestral arrangement that adds so much to the songs.
It really makes me miss live music, especially since Melbourne is on lockdown again starting tonight.
All right, dude.
Shout out Hitler's Dick.
All right, I'm pausing donos.
Is everybody ready?
I am pausing donos in five, four, three, two, one.
Okay, I am pausing donos, dude.
They're paused.
All right, here, put the fucking donos or paused on the fucking screen there.
All right.
Donos are now paused.
So anybody who does donos, it's not going to show up, dude.
They are paused.
All right.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Let's get back to Hitler's Dick fucking video.
Meaning, you can have sex 24-7 risk-free.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
This is America, by the way, folks.
And this is a young-looking girl, by the way.
This is where we are at this point.
This is where we are at this point in America, folks.
And no shit, leave the pupper alone, you sick bitch.
that's just pretty much the only thing that can harm you is if you're lucky to balance her reason number five has been around since the beginning of time there have been there have been great great there have been cave paintings I mean, look at her face.
She looks like half a tard.
I mean, she looks like half a tether.
She's not playing with a full deck, obviously, all right?
Reason number six.
According to Pettis, she was sentenced to nine months in jail and over one year probation.
I mean, dude, I blame psychotropic drugs.
I think psychotropic drugs are making people believe in their rechemicalized brains that things that are completely just not normal are normal.
I completely blame psychotropic drugs.
Some people like to think about it.
I completely blame psychotropic drugs.
You are fully like you are fully sent to a local canine.
Anyway, once again, Hitler's dick requested this.
This is fucking disgusting.
Reason number eight.
I mean, look at the mental retardation in the face.
You can tell by somebody's face if they're off.
You know it and I know it.
You don't have to go out to find sex.
It's right there in front of you.
It's around you.
It's a bathroom.
Reason number nine.
Yeah, Randy Superior, why is this video still up?
Because it's YouTube, all right?
Dare you say something against the World Health Organization, which Trump, by the way, has formally fucking disconnected America from.
Thanks God.
Thank fucking God.
Dare you say something about that on YouTube?
You'd be get your fucking channel removed.
It's not hard to teach your dog phrases, words to show them certain objects to initiate sex.
This protects you from your dog.
This is so fucked up.
This is so fucked up, dude.
There's my 10 reasons.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude.
All right, that's enough.
Can we get the shit out of here for fuck's sake?
All right.
Can we get, this is fucking horrible.
I mean, this is, I don't even know what the hell to say.
I have no idea even what to say.
All right.
Anyway, we've got a back-to-back by Hitler's dick over here.
Hitler's dick said the following.
Knee, and I'm not saying the next one, but you get it.
Here's another one from Hitler's Dick.
If you thought that was bad, well, I mean, you haven't been to the Hitler's Dick portion of the broadcast here.
All right, what the hell is this?
Hold on, what in the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
Obviously, Hitler's Dick was, I think, making a reference in a derogatory sense towards black folks.
So let's go ahead and take a look at what Hitler's Dick has requested here.
Hey, what's going on, crew?
The fuck?
Chilling?
About to go to work.
About to go to work.
Now, by the way, I just want to reiterate that this guy has scrubs on.
This is our so-called healthcare heroes that we're always advertised about that are making TikTok videos and, you know, using IVs as a fucking stripper pole and that shit.
Thursday morning.
Think I might drink me and brew get through the day.
Look at that.
He's going to fucking chug down fucking alcoholic beverages before he goes to work.
All right.
Last night.
All right.
And hold on.
What is this?
Corporate.
Unsubscribed.
No financial insight of any sort.
Dude, we've been on eight hours, dude.
We've been on eight hours, you shithead.
Almost being weak.
Give me my fucking wife.
Had to beg my sister for steel reserve.
Had to beg your sister for steel reserve.
8.1.
Did you know about that?
Probably tons.
Fuck you, exactly like Ghost.
Go fuck off.
You gonna chug this or what?
Fuck shit.
Wait a minute.
This guy pukes in this video.
Hold on.
Does this guy really puke?
I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
Just got ready.
Put my.
Oh, yeah, he does puke.
Scrubs on?
There he is in the bathroom.
Oh, dude.
What the fuck?
We don't need to know that fucking viewpoint for Christ's sake.
Hey, look, here's Yentex.
Yen Tex drops a diamond.
Ghost bastard son.
My bastard son.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck it, right?
Oh, my God, dude.
Don't chug malt liquor unless, you know, you know.
Oh, God.
Wake up in the morning, get my mind straight.
Play the little kid pics.
What I don't know.
Nothing else to do around here.
What the fuck did he just say?
It's Arizona for you.
It's all desert.
Let's see if we can see anything outside.
I don't know if the sun's up yet.
Yeah, go dox yourself, you moron.
Nope, it's too dark.
Purple drapes.
What you know about that?
Probably nothing.
Purple drapes.
that you're a homo?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
You Are A Goddamn Piece Trash00:12:06
Fuck.
I bet you this guy was rioting out there with the riders during the George Floyd riots.
I guarantee it.
I mean, look at this loser.
Fuck it, right?
And you know, whoever the fuck corporate is that's dropping the diamonds, you're a fraud.
Fuck you.
You're a fucking piece of trash.
All right, you're a goddamn piece of trash.
All right, what is this?
All right, we're already three minutes in.
Let's skip around.
Let's skip over here.
Okay, he's obviously taking his shirt off.
He's obviously staying fucked work.
Still reserve?
Do you know about that?
Let me thumbs down this shit, please.
What you know about that?
You know, I'm Louis Neese.
I am a black guy that talks like I'm Mexican because I'm from Arizona, Phoenix, or whatever the fuck.
Look at me, I'm tugging the Steel Reserve.
I know what I'm doing.
What you know about that?
You know, what you know about that.
Would I employ him?
Uh, no, and not because of his race, because, you know, he looks like a degenerate.
He has the Chief Keith look.
I mean, you know, if you know anybody that looks like Chief Keith, you need to walk away.
All right, if they look like Chief Keith, then walk away.
All right, where is he at?
Let's get to the heart where he pukes.
All right, go to work.
You're going to work?
Do this every day.
Fuck it, right?
This guy's a fucking lightweight.
Much love, person 13.
Still reserve bottle for you.
And I'm out.
This guy's a fucking lightweight.
Dude, you can get dropped in that.
He's got a white friend.
That's what I'm saying.
Dude, throw up.
Oh, my God.
No, hold on.
Take it off.
AHHHHH!
We don't need to see that shit, dude.
He puked all the shit up like an idiot.
Let you know about that.
Oh, God.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And look, corporate, you call yourself a capitalist punk bitch.
Dude, who the fuck are you, dude?
Who the fuck are you?
Why don't you take a step back?
You're standing on my dick, man.
Wherever the fuck you are, corporate, you piece of shit.
All right, can we get to the next video here?
What is this?
Oh, another Hitler's dick video.
Another Hitler's dick video.
Who knew?
Anyway, this Hitler's Dick video says Sieg Heil for some reason.
I have no fucking idea.
But let's go ahead and take a look at what fucking Hitler's dick got in.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Turn that down.
Hold on, what is this?
Hitler's dick.
the fuck is, what the fuck did you just request, dude?
What the fuck is this?
Dude, are you is this one of these fucking idiots that has like a fucking like mannequin and thinks it's a fucking chick and shit?
You're just like an angel.
Oh no.
Oh my god, dude.
Her skin makes me cry, Orange.
Oh my god, isn't she beautiful?
She's a wolf.
What the fuck?
A spirit wolf.
A beautiful woman.
What the fuck?
I wish I was special.
You're so very special.
You're so very special.
Dude, what is this shit?
What is this shit?
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep.
What am I watching?
Hitler's dick, man.
What the fuck am I watching here?
He put a fucking human's mannequin head on a fucking.
What is this?
A kitty cat?
He's rubbing ah, good.
I don't even want to tell you what he's rubbing.
I don't even want to tell you.
I'm going to control you.
You have the perfect body now, Orange.
Oh, my God, dude.
You've got to be shitting me, man.
Yeah, right.
Like you've never noticed me around.
Welcome to America.
By the way, this person is white.
Just saying.
Just saying.
I'm just saying.
Brave to the popline.
High beast form.
I'm just saying.
Storm.
This is your new name, Orange.
Storm.
Your name is Storm Tickle.
Tickle Tickle.
Good lord.
Tick Tickle.
Tickle Tickle Storm.
Tickle Tickle Storm.
Tickle.
What the heck?
What?
Dude, what the fuck am I watching?
This is like fucking...
Fucking Quentin Tarantino couldn't make this shit up in his sick fucking head.
What the fuck, dude?
No!
No!
Turn this shit off now!
Oh my God, no!
Turn it off!
Oh my God, dude.
You know, what?
What the fuck, dude?
Why do y'all request this fucking shit to me, man?
Why?
All right, why?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What am I supposed to say after that, dude?
What the fuck am I supposed to say to that?
And that's on fucking YouTube.
That's on YouTube.
But dare say anything about the fucking Black Lives Matter and be critical of Black Lives Matter and Antifa.
Oh, get your whole goddamn channel stripped from your ass.
Oh, my God, dude.
Listen, I'm sorry you folks even have to be watching this.
I am sincerely, I am sorry.
Okay.
I am sincerely fucking sorry.
And we got a couple of diamonds here.
We got Winter the Wolf Ghost.
Why did I come back to see you watching this degenerate shit?
Hey, Winter the Wolf, because fucking Hitler's dick requested it, all right?
Hitler's fucking dick requested this shit.
What do you think?
Then I'm fucking the one that's out here.
You know what?
This is what we're going to go ahead and watch here.
And we're going to go ahead and watch this sick ass shit.
And no, I didn't do that, asshole.
All right.
Can we?
Can we just go on to the next one here?
What's next here?
This is by Prince.
All right.
Prince finally hooked it up and found a video that he wanted me to watch here.
And he said, all right, Ghosty, this should do an incredible orchestral arrangement that adds so much to the songs.
It really makes me miss live music, especially since Melbourne is on lockdown again starting tonight.
Shout out to Hitler's dick.
Anyway, let's go ahead and see what Prince is going to end us with when it comes to the donos.
Jesus Christ, dude.
We did a lot tonight, folks.
We had to go through all of last Thursday's donos because of the technical difficulties that we had.
And by the way, that had everything to do with the internet provider that I had, dude.
And, you know, it is what it is.
You know, we tested it out.
I actually did a test.
I actually did a fucking test broadcast on BitWave, believe it or not.
And I was on for three hours.
And believe it or not, okay?
Believe it or not, the fucking, I had 100 people that found me on there somehow.
I have no fucking idea.
We went three hours, no fucking drop frames.
And we obviously concluded that it was a goddamn internet.
So my apologies for last Thursday, folks.
It was really fucked up.
Thank you guys for tuning in with me here today.
And corporate, fuck you, dude.
All right.
Ignore my diamond cuntback.
Yeah, fuck you, you asshole, all right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Prince's Dono here.
Okay, here it is.
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Look, Prince, you know, you're my boy and shit, but that was fucking ridiculous.
That was utterly fucking ridiculous, all right?
And fuck you, corporate true baguette radio.
You're a fucking baguette, all right?
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and end the show with a little bit of Radio Graffiti.
That's right, the donos are paused.
So all you got to do is call in that call-in number at the bottom, 775-799-9180.
And, you know, once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
All right.
And when I call on your area code and when I call on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
Corporate, I'm Twinkler, by the way.
You're Twinkler.
You're the fucking Twinkler and you're fucking proud of that.
That's great, dude.
All right.
You're the fucking guy that's out here donating that fucking, you know, Chris, Christian, whatever the fuck, that fucking Fruit Bowl shit.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let me connect to Radio Graffiti here right now.
Here it is.
Welcome, and thank you for choosing free conference contact.
You're helping people around the world communicate for free.
There are four participants in the conference.
We've only got four participants, all right?
We only got four participants for Radio Graffiti.
So if you want to participate, 775-799-9180 is the number to call, okay?
And while you guys are, you know, figuring out whether you're going to call or whether you're not going to call, I need some more fucking fucking weed for.
I need some more tetrahydrocannabinol.
So let me go ahead and hook it up here while you guys are figuring it out whether or not you're going to call or where you're going.
We got four people.
That's it.
And if we don't get more than four fucking people, then I'm just going to end the fucking show for Christ's sake.
Get That Shit Out Of Here00:09:54
All right.
I'm not even joking.
You know, we better not have the same cocksuckers, you know, calling either because I hate that shit when it's the same fucking idiot calling all the fucking numbers for Christ's sake.
All right, let me take a smoke here and then we're going to go ahead.
Wait a minute.
the fuck what the fuck happened to the hold on I lost this.
Now I'm losing shit.
Look at this.
Now I'm fucking losing shit.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck did it go?
Oh, God, dude.
Now, for you folks that don't know, hold on.
Where the fuck did it go?
Oh, here it is.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I was about to get a little fucking, you know, pissed off there.
For those folks that don't know, whenever I, you know, take a hit out of the pipe here of tetrahydrocannabinol, I actually blow it out of one of these little contraptions that you make out of a fucking toilet paper roll.
You know, and you kind of, you know, put one end with fabric sheets or the dryer sheets, you know.
And the other end, you just blow out all the smoke and it actually works.
I'm not fucking kidding you.
It actually fucking works.
I'm not kidding.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke this.
All right.
You got to hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
Got a hold of it and let it break.
Oh, shit.
Ah!
Ah!
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Before I forget, let me go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
How about that shit?
Yeah, that one hit me there for a minute.
That one hit me there.
All right, here it is.
Let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
1.6k lemons in there.
That is 1,600 lemons that are in there.
So we're going to go ahead and distribute them right now.
Currently, we're almost at 5 in the morning here at the Go Show Studios.
We've got almost 500 people still in the goddamn listener squad out here.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
And by the way, donos are paused, by the way.
Hold on.
Yen text answer.
I'm 81.
Answer my calls, brother.
All right, I'll take a look at it.
Anyway, here it is.
Let's open up the treasure chest right now.
All right, let's go ahead and do it.
We'll see what we have here.
Once again, if you could please let us know how many goddamn lemons that you obtained during the distribution of the fucking lemons.
And I will tell you the five top lemon getters in the chat room.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Maybe I chugged this wine a little fast.
I feel like I'm going to puke.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Look, hold on.
What is this?
Fuck Ghosties.
Fuck Ghost Mods, 206 lemons.
Brony the Ghosty, 118 lemons.
Keef Stew, 86 lemons.
Enroll 68 lemons.
An aesthetic, really?
Aesthetic?
Cap, 57 lemons for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
I'm feeling a little queasy here.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I hope I'm good.
Are you good, ghosty?
I hope I'm good, for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I actually feel fucking sick, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I feel like I'm going to puke, dude.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, my God.
You guys don't understand.
I've been drinking wine every fucking day since Thursday or since Friday, since last Friday.
And I've drank about, I'll say like three bottles typically.
You know.
So maybe it's getting to me.
I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't be drinking it like I usually drink beer.
Okay.
Go puke and come back.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
All right.
All right.
Oh, shit.
Whoo, shit, dude.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
All right.
Wait, fucking wine.
Are you a Karen?
Dude, I'm trying to stop drinking beer.
I'm trying to, you know, eliminate this beer gut that I have, dude.
You know, I drink 12 beers, sometimes 15 beers a day.
And if you do the math, it's like almost anywhere from 1800 to 2,000 calories a fucking day of just liquid bread, a fucking beer.
You know what I'm saying?
And I want to be completely honest with you.
That ain't helping the gut at all.
All right.
It ain't helping the gut.
And fuck you, corporate, you fucking shit.
I'm not a lightweight dude.
Just, i'm just saying man, i've been drinking a lot of wine.
You know I should be drinking some of this uh scotch, and the bad part about it is I I, I chug.
You know what I mean.
I, I chug beers and I, you heard me, i'm chugging this wine.
I'm a this big ass bottle of goddamn uh, Bodega Norton is almost done, all right, and um, i'm just, you know it's it's, it's up dude, i'm trying to, i'm trying to wean myself off of beer so that I can get rid of the beer gut, for christ's sake.
All right, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
And once again, you want to call in Radio Graffiti 775-799-9180.
And wait a minute.
Scrodom Tea Baggins just dropped a diamond and said, how about I punch that beer gut of yours?
Yeah, fuck you asshole.
All right, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, let's get to Yentex.
Yentex Radio Graffiti.
Niggers. Niggers. Niggers.
Teddy. Niggers.
What the fuck?
Wait, come on.
Yeah, get that shit out of here.
Hey, YENT Techs, I thought we were cool man, I thought we were cool.
Now you're making fucking off.
Dude, it never ends.
Dude, it never fucking ends.
For christ's sake, how about 646 Radio Graffiti stuff, really annoying, and I just want you to stop calling, are you okay, dude?
Yeah miss, really annoyed formulating all this stupid gay shit and soda stuff.
Dude, are you hold on?
Dude?
Have you been drinking?
Have you been drinking?
I don't drink.
I'm alcohol free.
I don't do drugs.
All right get, get this.
Get this slow brain, fucking relaxed brain guy off my fucking goddamn radio graffiti line please.
And what is this winter?
The wolf dropped a diamond.
Tell that dude to down water before bed.
All right, whatever the hell that means.
All right, all right.
Who the hell else do we have here?
How about uh, 734 Radio Graffiti?
Hey 734, are you there?
Hello, my name Orn.
Porter Rockwell is the name my mama gave me, but I never liked Orn much, so Porter Rockwell is the name.
Friends call me Port.
There's been a lot of speculation as to why they call me Port.
Some people think it's because you fuck you.
Whoever the fuck did that dude, all right, I should end the show on that note.
You see, i'm tired of you fucking people that are trying to fucking find out who I am, and I think you guys are pieces of shit for doing that, especially after all the time, effort and energy that I put out for you people.
And look at this, standing while poopin just dropped the diamond and said, if you drink wine too fast, you will puke.
Well, that's great.
All right, i've been.
You know, I i've just been drinking this fucking bottle of uh, Bodega Norton over here 2017, and i'm feeling a little queasy, to say the least.
All right, oh good god, all right anyway, i'm not ending on that shit.
Who the hell else do we have here?
How about um uh?
Who the hell is uh?
How about 9, uh 15 radio Graffiti?
All right, look you, Hambone.
I saw this video where like, this 70 year old guy was like a three foot bun.
We can't hear you dude, speak up.
Feeling Little Queasy From Wine00:06:50
This dude, he was seven years old.
He took a huge ass, hit from like the three foot bung and no smoke came out of it.
Like he just inhaled it.
He just held it in, did all that.
He actually like pulled in air to circulate it through his lungs and then nothing came out and the guy behind the camera's like oh, where'd the smoke go?
And he's like, what smoke?
I was like, holy shit, it opened up my eyes like that's where, that's how the fucking smoke goes through.
Man, that's what i'm saying, dude.
Hey, that's what i'm saying, look 915, i'm glad that you see it.
Okay, people that you know do this half-ass, hit shit with marijuana.
They're wasting pot.
They're wasting marijuana dude, whenever they're just like, yeah, I hate when people do that.
I hate when people do that.
For christ's sake, all right anyway, can we move on?
Thank you very much.
Let's continue.
How about Pop Monster Radiator CD?
All right.
Uh, some guy taking a dump.
Uh yeah, that's what everybody wants to hear right now after five in the morning.
For christ's sake, they want to hear a fucking idiot taking a dump.
All right.
How about Art Hammond, Radiator CD?
How you doing? How you doing? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on?
Shut the fuck up, you beefy tit fucking moron.
Jesus Christ, what are you on your fucking magic carpet?
What the fuck is your problem?
Art Hammond, you piece of shit, give me a fucking break.
You fucking Aladdin cocksucker man.
All right, can we get something?
Who else we got here?
How about 413 Radio Graffiti?
Somebody punking?
Oh god, it's a, it's somebody.
Why are y'all taking shits?
Take that shit off, for christ's sake man, i'm i'm done with this.
This is so fucking stupid dude.
I shouldn't even be fucking doing this.
You know I?
I was out here fucking making up donos and all this other bullshit from last thursday.
I'm giving you fucking idiots, nine hours of my fucking life and you know you fucking guys don't give a shit.
You know you don't even give a fuck.
All right, let's take a couple more.
How about 479 Radio Graffiti?
Get, get, get, get this.
Shut up.
With you and your fucking waifu bullshit.
All right?
No, we're not, dude.
I am done with you, idiots.
After today, are you fucking shitting me, man?
I mean, here I was.
I was all fucking worried about fucking making up the donos for thursday and you fucking idiots are out here hey, fucking trying to expose me, trying to find out who the fuck I am fuck.
Who the else do we have?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is uh Dale The Grinder Radio Graffiti?
Okay, i'll admit, I fucking hate niggers.
I fucking hate niggers, dog.
They eat all the damn chicken.
I fucking hate niggers.
Munch them, eat niggers, kill niggers.
All right, turn this off.
We're not, we don't condone this, dude.
All right, I'm not condoning what this idiot said.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
Anybody can call up.
Anybody can say what they want to say.
All right.
I mean, that's what these fucking idiots do.
It's fucking stupid.
All right.
Who the hell else do we have here?
How about Oh No Radio Graffiti?
What the fuck was that?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking shitheads?
All right, I'm done with this.
I'm done.
Hey, we got distilling.
Radio graffiti.
What's up, dude?
Hey, man.
Just wanted to say, no wonder you're fucking feeling crazy with all that melanin and all that fucking shit you're watching.
But while I've got you, mate, I just wanted to say a quick thing to Can's abuser if possible.
Yeah, go ahead.
What's up, dude?
All right, mate.
So, Can's abuser, it's come to my attention that people are trying to dox me in your chat just by having that in your chat, mate.
You're complicit.
So, I just want to encourage Cairns to step up and fucking just cut that shit out, mate.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
No shit, man.
I mean, come on.
I mean, come on with this shit, dude.
If it's not one thing, it's another, man.
My apologies there.
Fucking Distilling, man.
I mean, I don't know what to say, dude.
Yeah, I've been a lot.
Kid, I just don't.
I don't need this bullshit, and I don't have fucking time for it, really, to be frank with you.
So, yeah, man.
Look, Ken's, like, like I said, it's your chat.
Fucking own up and get rid of the bullshit, mate.
Cheers.
Yeah, thank you very much, Distillan.
No shit.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I'm telling you, if it's not one thing, it's another, man.
That's the bad part about it.
You know, this is how fucked up this fucking place is, for fuck's sake.
All right, Ghost Exposed Radio Graffiti.
Pettis Radio Graffiti.
Ghost stole radio graffiti from Alan Colms in the 80s.
Here is the proof.
It's time for Radio Graffiti.
One Seth is one set as always.
We take a temperature of the nation with the most exciting director on the planet.
You're on hello.
Later that show.
You are back infiltrating Radio Graffiti.
Well, on today's graffiti, it goes to this 24-2.
All right, get this shit out of here.
Get this fucking shit out of here.
All right.
You fucking idiot.
All right, I'm done.
Fuck all you people.
All right.
I'm done with it.
I am done.
I am done.
Fuck all of you people for Christ's sake, man.
I can't believe I wasted my time.
Fuck All Of You People00:01:41
I can't believe this fucking shit.
So you know what?
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
You people don't deserve my presence.
All right?
Because you're ungrateful.
You people are trying to expose me.
You people are trying to expose who I am.
You're trying.
I'm done, man.
Take the fucking radio graffiti off.
I'm done with this show.
I'm fucking done.
You fucking pieces of fucking garbage.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, goodbye is right.
Get this fucking shit out of here.
All right.
I'm done with you people, man.
I mean, after all the shit I fucking do for you fucking assholes.
Do you understand?
After all the shit I do for you assholes, and this is how you're going to repay me.
It's fucking stupid, man.
All the hours of my fucking life.
All the shit that you throw at me, man, and this is how the fuck you're going to repay me?
Well, fuck it all, all right?
You'll be lucky if I come back on Thursday, you fucking shitheads, and I mean it!
I'm not joking!
You'll be lucky if I come back on fucking Thursday, you fucking idiots.
All right, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Fuck all of you people.
I cannot believe that you have made my life this much of a living hell tonight.
All right?
I can't believe it.
All right, fuck all of you people.
I hope all of you people that are trolling me get cancer of the cock.
I'm out of here for fuck's sake.
You'll be lucky if I come back on goddamn fucking Thursday.