Ghost navigates a chaotic broadcast defined by toxic donations from users like Cornhog and Captain Autism, who harass him with autism slurs, racist imagery, and threats to report him. Amidst playing grotesque videos involving anal sex, meat hooks, and Ugandan violence, he debates police reform, dismisses conspiracy theories about Antarctica, and engages in heated arguments over transgender issues while intoxicated. Ultimately, the stream devolves into profanity-laced outbursts as Ghost apologizes for his own language before abruptly ending the show due to exhaustion and audience toxicity. [Automatically generated summary]
Hey ghost, I don't normally post anything IR out, but I want to share to y'all that it's just today my sister gave birth to a healthy girl and I'm officially an uncle.
Cheers to her here, the song to celebrate.
Cheers, and have a good night.
What's going on, man?
Ha ha ha.
That's right.
I'm back, and it's another edition of the Go Show, episode 167, for all the folks that are keeping track.
And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
And let everybody know, let them all know that the Go Show is live and in effect right now.
Too many donos, man.
I mean, I'm not even kidding around.
We've got like at least 30 or 40 donos backed up.
So if you're donating right now, don't be expected to be played until late tonight.
It's too many donos, man.
And what can I say?
It's a good thing.
It's a bad thing.
And I know that there's people that are out there laughing their little asses off.
Look at me.
I'm in control of the Ghost Show.
Anyway, once again, spread it across the internet and throughout the world.
Episode 167 in the house.
And I'm going to explain why I wasn't here on Saturday.
All right.
Everybody's like, why weren't you here on Saturday, ghost?
Well, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
And we're already getting donos, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Take me out, engineer.
Take me out.
This show is bringing some heat.
It's bringing some heat is right.
Now, look, before I get to anything else, I am backed up with donos out the ass, okay?
Out the ass.
So if you're going to be donating anytime soon, don't be expecting your donations to be played anytime soon, dude.
Okay.
I'm going to.
And by the way, whoever Cornhog is, Cornhog has literally donated like at least, I don't know how many $20.
Let me start first of all with Cornhog, excuse me, four days ago, because we got so many donors.
Here's the first one he did four days ago.
Okay, Cornhog.
Okay.
I mean, this is the first one, okay?
I'd like to see that.
I'm telling you, there are so many, dude.
Do not donate.
Great.
Okay, here is another one by Cornhog four days ago.
Okay, Cornhog has literally lit it up.
Cornhog has literally lit it up.
Honey, what are you doing calling strangers at night?
All right.
We know that's bad for you.
And by the way, guess what?
Cornhog also did.
Cornhog, newest member of the inner circle.
You gotta be kidding me.
Fucking Cornhog.
So that means I gotta invite Cornhog to the inner circle.
Hello, Ghost.
I have decided to join your little secret club and all your little playmates.
Oh, great.
Thanks for the shekels, bitch.
Bitch.
Thanks for the shecklers, bitch.
What is this?
Chimp knee down in Minneapolis.
What the hell does that mean?
I don't know.
Oh, I know what you mean.
Never mind.
Never mind.
I know what you mean.
I'm not even going to fucking go there, okay?
We got to continue with backed up donos here.
Here's another one, once again, by Cornhog.
I'm telling you, I don't know if you're going to be happy with Cornhog, baby.
All right?
Ghost, I decided to throw you a bone.
Here's some Pantera.
I'm sure it is, Cornhog.
I'm sure it is.
And by the way, here's another one.
Cornhog three days ago.
Cornhog.
Ghost, I back quote, I'm going to be serious here.
You claim not to be racist, but you call Muslims kebabs and mention all sorts of racial and ethnic stereotypes.
I have to have a whole bunch of friends that are Muslims.
And I honestly leave to God in your next video.
What are you talking about?
As-salamu alaykum to all my Muslim brethren out there.
What are you talking about?
And what is this?
This is a new one that came in.
I'm going to suck that I'm probably going to miss the dono because I'm leaving for overtime in a bit, but I should have waited.
By the way, Ghost, I'm making a music video for your dressed, for you, dressed as a skeleton in a wheelchair.
I love you, old man.
Hey, look, I'm sorry.
We got a lot of backed-up donos, Horatio Nelson, but I do appreciate it.
But let's continue.
Here's another one.
I don't know who the hell this is.
Oxena.
Oxena.
This one came in three days ago.
Here it is.
Oxena.
Many, many of them.
This is another serious dono.
I'm sending you an MRI of the synapses of a high-functioning austistic versus a neurotypical and a psychopath.
Since you and your viewers know very little about actual autism, Oxena, you forgot the damn link.
All right, you forgot the link.
But I'd be more than happy to play it for you.
Another one by Cornhog three days ago.
Here it is.
One more serious dono, and then I back quote, M done.
You realize there are over a billion Muslims in the world, right?
How the hell are every single one of them?
Over a billion people.
Okay, let me explain Cornhog.
That's a very good.
You truly lack a sense of no, shut up.
All right, let me explain something to you, Cornhog, okay?
We've got over actually a billion two Muslims in the world.
And if only 10%, if only 10% of them are extremist, how many of those is that?
That's a lot, okay?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
By the way, here's another one by Cornhog three days ago.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is Ann and Philly.
Jesus Christ.
Don't donate, dude!
You're not gonna...
I'm so backed up!
Here's some 80s style synth music for you.
I appreciate it, Ann and Philly.
Don't get me wrong.
I appreciate it.
Don't donate.
Here's one from Nathan Gale was an actual veteran, unlike three days ago.
God bless Nathan Ghana.
And fuck you, Cornhog.
Nathan Gale.
You need his life to save us from Pantera.
I'm about to do it.
You see, look at this guy.
This guy wants in on the intercom.
Don't donate to me, dude.
You're not going to get it played for a long time, man.
Love the soundtrack from the crow, especially this Pantera.
Oh, well, thank you very much.
Look, don't donate now.
All right.
And look, hey, MAGA Brony, first of all, you're a piece of trash, first and foremost, MAGA Brony, okay?
I would be more than happy to make up any fucking donation, but your mental retardation tried to threaten me in a private message saying, I don't want to have to, you know, email stream elements in D-Live because you missed my dono.
So you know what?
Go suck it, pal.
All right?
Go fucking suck it, you piece of shit.
Anyway, let's get we got more by Cornhog here.
Okay, here's another one by Cornhog three days ago.
Especially when there are many.
Here it is.
In loving memory of Nathan Gale.
All right, enough of Nathan Gale.
Here's another one by Cornhog three days ago.
and dearer friends especially when there are many many of them here's some more Pantera for Ghost Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
And then here's another one three days ago.
Here's another.
I'm telling you, Cornhog has done them all.
I've decided I want my $300 back.
A bullshit.
The bullshit.
Bullshit, Cornhog.
And here's another one by Cornhog here.
When is my IC invite coming?
It's coming tonight.
Okay.
It's coming tonight.
Yeah, you backed up the fucking donations out the ass.
Oh, good God, Cornhog, you piece of shit.
Who this piss goblin in the house?
If 10% of white people are white supremacists, then all white people are white supremacists.
I don't make it.
No, that's not what I said, piss goblin, you fuck.
That's not what I said.
Where is my IC invite?
I sent you 300.
You'll get it after the show, okay?
You'll get it after the show, Cornhog.
And as a matter of fact, here's another one two days ago, Cornhog.
I mean, Cornhog is dominating all the damn donos, okay?
And you'll get it after the show, all right?
Anyway, here it is.
Here's another one, Cornhog two days ago.
I'm fucking Cornhog, dude.
Rumor has it Ghost's Mistress is actually his own.
Oh, that's great.
You see, this is fucking great.
And now we've got one from two days ago from Tub Guy.
At least we got a break in the Cornhog.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Some ideas on where to invest.
And it's animated, so your viewers will pay attention.
No, shit, Tub Guy.
Here's another one by Cornhog.
I'm telling you, two days ago.
Ghost, you claim to be against big government, but you're for throwing more people into prison for the excessive military spending, for more war, and for the death penalty.
Isn't the ultimate example of big gov deciding life and death for citizens?
No, that's why we have a judicial system there, Cornhog.
We have a judicial system that, you know, provides an avenue on whether or not people are guilty or innocent.
So I think you forgot about that one.
Anyway, Cornhog again, two days ago.
I'm telling you, I know you guys are going to get pissed off at Cornhog.
All right, I'm telling you right now.
How come I'm not?
All right, here it is.
Buy that for a dollar.
How come?
Here's $26.
What's going on with the fucking Texas speech broad?
Jesus Christ.
No, no, that's a double.
That's a double.
I accidentally pushed it twice.
I accidentally pushed that one twice, all right?
Jesus Christ.
And here's one that just came in now.
All right.
And by the way, Professor Grace Deal, you forgot the link.
You forgot the link.
Hey, Ghost.
I am going to use my video donnos to educate your viewers.
Hey, Professor Grace, first of all, hold on.
First of all, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Thank you, Oxena.
Thank you, Oxena.
I'll take a look at that one there.
Autismspeaks.org.
Oh, Christ.
Listen, whoever's donating right now, you're not going to be able to fucking hear it for a long time.
50% chance of anime.
50% chance of.
All right, does everybody understand that?
I have got so many backed up donos.
It is fucking pathetic.
I've got so many backed up donos, so if anybody is donating now, it's going to be a long time.
Anyway, look, more Cornhog from two days ago.
More Cornhog.
As someone with actual autism, I continue to get a lot of stuff.
Oh, you got autism?
You see, Hambone, people with autism have sensory issues, i.e., we don't filter anything out when processing sensory data.
We receive it all unlike NTS.
Okay.
Okay.
And here it is to be continued.
Here it is.
Another Cornhog.
What the hell's going on here?
How come the text-to-speech bitch is getting like backed up herself?
She's like, this is too many.
These are too many donos.
I mean, Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
Play the goddamn donos for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell's going on here?
Jesus Christ.
And this one's going to play twice, unfortunately.
Meaning the communication issues we face is that we receive the social cues of others, but we receive everything else too.
Oh, yeah, okay, it's akin to trying to uncover a coherent message from white noise to be cunt.
Just all right, Gray.
We get it, all right?
And it is what it is.
And Cornhog just donated something right now.
Here it is.
Get to my donos.
I'm getting to all of them, you fucking idiot.
I'm getting to all of them right now, you tard.
Here, what is this?
All right, thank you, Professor Gray Steele.
Once again, everybody that's just tuning in, I am going over backed up donos.
There are so many backed-up donos, so if you're going to be donating any kind of video anytime soon, don't be expecting to get to it anytime soon.
We're going to have a lot of donos tonight.
Here's another one by Cornhog.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
It also means that being autistic is something that would be fundamentally alien to a neurotypical like you.
Oh, great.
When I say that.
Oh, yeah.
I'm the one with the problem now.
I cannot discern that.
I'm the one with the problem.
I'm the one with the problem because I don't get fucking autistic ass burgers.
All right.
What is this?
Fuck off, ghost.
I'm on my period, and this Cornhog cunt is being a little bit.
I'd buy that for a Dog.
Oh, great.
There's this.
I'd like to pass on my crown.
Cornhog is the new king of the non-stop repeat troll.
God's awful.
Well, listen, stop donating.
I got a whole bunch of these fucking goddamn donos that are backed up for Christ's sake.
All right?
Come on, ghost.
I love the show.
You are clearly threatening me, you idiot.
I'm just saying that I could, but that I won't.
You know what?
No, You don't understand.
Megabroni.
I just want my dono man.
Let me explain something to you.
Hold on.
Let me explain something to you, Mega Brony.
I'd be more than happy.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
Fucking anti-yo, go fuck yourself.
Whoever the hell did that.
Megabrony, let me tell you something, man.
I would have been more than happy to play your fucking dono, but you're going to threaten me.
I'd like to thank Cornhog for strengthening the argument for ghosts to stop taking pre-show video donations.
Shit.
This has to be some audist spending, either a stimulus check or going into major debt.
I have no idea what this is, dude.
I have no idea what this is, Dave.
Or I have no idea.
But let me tell you something, Megabrony.
I would have done any, I would have played whatever the fuck you wanted me to play, but you're going to sit over here and threaten me and go fuck yourself.
I don't take well to threats.
Threats From Cornhog And Brony Fans00:15:30
All right?
I don't take well to threats.
So for you to sit over here and try to fucking threaten me, considering that you're some fucking sick, broda fied asshole, I ain't letting that happen.
All right, I'm sorry.
Anyway, can we get back to the backed up donos?
All right, no, not this one.
This is fucking stupid, loon-ass pony here.
So now we have to dono days before the show to have it air?
Thanks for not moderating your show.
Hey, hey, what do you want me to do?
You fucking idiots.
Y'all caused this shit.
Ghost, this fucking idiot audist is literally going to take up 30% of your show.
Hey, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
All right, what is Ann Coulter tweets?
The most disloyal actual retard that has ever set foot in the Oval Office is trying to lose and take the Senate with him.
Another Roy Moore fiasco so you can't do that.
Ann Coulter is trying to sell a book.
All right, and Coulter is a flatboard that needs a screw.
Cornhog is officially on China's hit list.
All right, thank you, Vice Chairman Fried Rice.
Listen, stop donating to me already.
Stop donating.
All right.
Congratulations on your new sponsor, Cornhog Ghost.
All right, great.
Thank you, God.
Thank you very much.
All right, thank you very much.
Can you all stop?
All right.
Can you all just stop donating for Christ's sake?
I got so much fucking backed up donos here.
It's fucking pathetic.
All right.
Here, here's another Cornhog from two days ago.
All right, here's Cornhog.
Renditions of cityscapes just by looking at them for brief seconds.
Actual autism is nothing like what dipshits on the internet thinking about.
You see, I almost didn't come today because of all this shit.
Next Dono is a link to a study.
Great.
Yeah, like I care.
What is this?
Type fag in chat to ban Fega Brony.
I'm considering it after he fucking threatened me.
You don't fucking threaten me, you fucking piece of shit.
MAGA Bro, who the fuck do you think you are?
You know, you should be lucky that I'm even letting you into my chat.
Everybody in the chat room wants me to fucking kick you the fuck out because you're a stupid fucking phony fuck pony fucking fruit.
All right?
So don't fucking sit here and threaten me ever again, you fucking piece of crap.
Anyway, another one by Cornhog.
All right, hold on, fucking Luma Pony over here.
The solution is simple, you idiot.
Pause Dono's after the show ends and stop being a greedy.
They still come in!
They still come in!
And here's the Cornhog from two days ago.
But it links to studies explaining that the so-called link between violence and autism, Kant, in Next Dono.
I don't really care, Cornhog, but here's another one by Cornhog from two days ago.
Here it is.
This study shows that people with autism are much more likely to be victims than victimizers.
In short, are you shitting me, Cornhog?
You actually believe this bullshit?
Dude, Cornhog, listen, no offense.
Last dono.
No offense, Cornhog.
All right.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not going to say that brony donation, but you all see it.
Anyway, listen, all right, first and foremost, autists are the most fucking people don't want to be around them, dude.
All right, I mean, didn't some mother here recently fucking purposely fucking kill her autistic kid because she couldn't take it anymore?
I'm not trying to say that was justified.
I think that's a horrible story, but it shouldn't be ignored considering that you've got a lot of these autists that revert to hurting themselves, hurting other people.
Whenever they're out of here, not having what the fuck they want.
I mean, look at look at MAGA Brony over here.
You don't think there's some autism behind that?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
You owe me a dono.
I don't want to have to go to Stream Elements and D Live and tell them that you will fuck you, you fucking piece of crap.
Anyway, here's another one by Cornhog here.
It's one more thing.
Give me back my 300.
Yeah, right.
All right.
You donated that 300.
It wasn't a mistake.
All right.
It's odd.
I mean, look at all these fucking donos you did.
It wasn't a mistake.
So I'm emailing you your goddamn inner circle membership right after this broadcast.
And here's another one from fucking Cornhog here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, before my sad and untimely departure to the other side, I just wanted to sincerely thank your wife for the great night you have to do it.
She enlightened me by introducing yours truly to the authorities.
Can you shut up, please?
Jesus Christ.
And here, well, here's something with Oxiana.
Oxiana here.
Here it is.
Even dearer, friends.
Or Oxena.
Why the fuck do you pronounce that shit?
Time for some music with Cock and Balls.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Where's this Texan capitalist?
Tigor just admitted to being a bronze.
Yeah, fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Fuck off.
And I'll get to the diamonds in a minute, for heaven's sake.
All right.
I got to get to these goddamn donors.
Here's another one by fucking Cornhog.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
As a funeral director, Ghost business has been booming.
Now he's a funeral.
He had to conduct the funeral of a World War II veteran whom had no family willing to visit him.
He died of COVID.
Now, now all of a sudden, here's this.
Nigger.
I don't condone that.
All right, please.
All right, look, here's another one by Cornhog.
I'm not kidding.
Jesus Christ.
I didn't threaten you.
I'm sorry you took it as a threat, dude.
I wouldn't do that.
Literal quote.
What did you say?
Literal quote.
I don't want to charge back or report you to D-Live because that's scummy.
Yeah, well, whatever.
All right.
Ghost, while I back quote, M. Sheriff, here's Cornhog again.
More than enough with my purposefully cringe autism donos.
I've decided to redeem myself by sending you some great money.
I'm sure this is great metal.
I'm so sure.
All right.
All right, look, it's backed up up in here, piss goblin.
You're not going to hear this for a while.
I know the cue is backed up, but here's some more everything but the girl.
Oh, that's a decent song.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, Axenia or whatever the fuck is this one.
Are this the same person?
Bullshit statistic, despite making up 13% of U.S. pop blacks are responsible for half of crime, is based on obsolete data.
In reality, black and white crime rates are about the same.
What kind of leftists is this DNC bullshit?
I mean, is the DNC donating my shit for propaganda?
Cornhog is ghost pretending to be an autist and donating a game.
Yeah, it's all part of my master plan.
And to play daddy, that's great, Chatelet.
That makes perfect sense.
Fucking it's all part of my master plan.
Even dearer for that.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Well, Comunga Strikes.
Comonga Strikes usually donates Pantera.
So I hope that's a Pan-Terra song.
Anyway, here's another one by Oxena a day ago.
Buy that for a dollar.
Conversely, the rate of black crime has gone down to only 37% of crimes committed in the U.S., as shown here.
As shown here, type corn to ban Cornhog.
Well, dude, these are the backed up donos, dude.
This guy's been donating since four days ago.
Here's another one by Cornhog, alright?
Buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, I'm sorry to report your wife has a debilitating case of autism and AIDS.
Oh, great.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot, for Christ's sake.
And here we got one by Umbrella Corporation.
Props to Umbrella Corporation, by the way.
Member of the Ghost Show Saturday Troll Show chat room.
I may be saying that pro, you know, yeah, maybe too early because Umbrella Corporation could have donated some weird stuff, but cheers to Umbrella Corporation.
Here's another one by Oxiana, whatever the fuck it's called.
It's quite ironic, the terms red pill and blue pill being used since they came from a movie directed by two trans women and are used by a black man.
Oh, come on.
Oh my god.
All right, here's another one by the same person, Oxiana.
And that was a $3 one.
The study shows that the percentage of rape accusations are false are only in the single digits.
Okay, great.
All right.
Type corn to support Cornhog and pay respects.
Support Cornhog?
What are you talking about?
What else we got here?
Here's another one.
Six hours ago.
True misogynist radio.
Reminder that Ghost beats his wife, Cornhog.
I don't beat my fucking wife, all right?
All right, I just show her I love her in a physical sort of way.
All right, that's all there is to it.
Here's another one here, six hours ago.
Well, not this one.
This is fucking MAGA Brony, all right?
Can a brony dono a 20 bucker for me so I can get my free dono?
I'm sorry that ghost thought I threatened him.
You did if that's what he thought.
I just said that it would be scummy if I reported him to D-Li.
Well, what?
That's a fucking threat, you asshole.
Hey, Mega Brony, that's a threat, dude.
And here's one by Ghost Trans-Pacific Wife.
Many, many of them.
How true capitalists is.
Yeah, this came in six hours ago.
Listen, Megabrony.
All right, I don't know what the hell you want.
What is this?
Night Night Alt-Right for two bucks.
Go fuck yourself.
Whoever the hell did that.
Listen, what you just quoted is an actual threat.
Okay, it's an actual threat, and I don't appreciate it.
I would have been more than happy.
Yeah, look at that.
Right there, MagaBrony, okay?
Right there.
You see that dono right there?
Let me tell you something right now.
You don't say that shit when you want shit your way, all right?
That's a fucking autistic way of trying to fucking threaten me, and I don't respond well to threats.
All right, I don't respond well to threats.
What is this?
Jay money.
Take your pick from this playlist.
All right, a playlist going on.
Anyway, listen, I got to get to these other donos.
But Mega Brony, I don't appreciate that shit one bit.
It was a threat, and that's why I haven't responded to you, because I'm not going to sit here and have somebody threaten me, especially some fucking fruity ass brony, all right?
Get to the next dono here.
Three hours ago by Horatio Nelson.
Horatio Nelson says, Hey, Mama Africa.
Hey, do you know the way?
Oh, dude, come on.
All right.
I don't know what the hell that is.
But Horatio Nelson, cheers to you.
And here's another one.
Who the hell is this?
Came in two hours ago.
Mass Pony.
Especially when there are many.
Mass Pony.
Ah, hey, Ghost.
Thank you for reading my fanfic.
I didn't read anything, you sick fuck.
I didn't read nothing.
Cornhog and I are both Ghost's wife.
No, you're not.
A polyamorous relationship for those who don't know, and the only things he beats is his meat over our tight butt pussy.
Ah, dude, no, don't even fucking kid around about that.
That's gross.
Anyway, here's one that came in two hours ago.
Fuck you, whoever the fuck did that.
You're a piece of shit.
Let's get to the next one here, okay?
Because I got a few more and then we're done, okay?
Here's one by Bob Tom that came in before the broadcast.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Ghost's drinking song when he is drunk.
Yeah, really?
Are you sure?
Here's another one by Piss Goblin, even though they said that sick-ass crap here.
Came in about 20 minutes before the show.
Howdy, Ghost, down for more karaoke.
Oh, I'll do a karaoke song.
I don't mind that, alright?
Ghost, why?
What the fuck did you do to these fucks?
I have no idea, Billy.
But they are just backing up the donations like it ain't good.
Here's another one by Cornhog.
Here's another one by Cornhog.
Welcome back, Hambone.
You still need to send me the.
I'm going to send it after the show, Cornhog.
I hope you appreciate all the love and autism.
Did you hear this, idiot?
I hope you appreciate all the love and autism I sent.
That's definitely a lot of autism.
I'll tell you that right damn now there, Cornhog.
All right, here.
We're down to the last couple of donos here.
My boy, BN King in the house.
What's going on to BN King?
Hey Ghost, I don't normally post anything IRL, but I want to share to y'all that as of today, my sister gave birth to a healthy girl and I'm officially an uncle.
Cheers to her.
Here's a song to celebrate.
Congratulations, Mr. BN King, dude.
Congratulations.
And it feels good when family extends in that direction, dude.
So cheers to you, man.
All right, here it is.
One of the last donos that came in.
I think this is actually the first one that came in.
Here it is.
Especially when Chaddle ASSB.
This show is bringing some heat.
Yeah, it's definitely bringing some heat.
All right, folks.
Did y'all see all that?
That was donos here.
Autism is a choice just like gender.
Oh, women are stinky holes.
Look, I have to admit, I do agree with women are stinky holes on this one, okay?
Unless you're, you know, you got a major problem.
Unless you got a major problem where it's beyond autism.
It's like in the realm of mental retardation.
All right, where you're, you know, got involuntary movements and you're and all that shit.
I get it.
But in my personal opinion, I just think that autism is a choice because it's, I mean, I've seen it too many times.
All right.
I've seen it too many times.
I mean, I don't know if y'all are familiar with the IRL streamer SJC.
Every time this fucker gets into trouble by the cops, it's the first thing he says.
I got autism.
I don't know.
I got autism.
I mean, did y'all hear fucking Captain Content the other night when he was in Austin, Texas, being almost arrested because he was being a little fucking cocky little Euro cuck?
I don't know.
I'm sorry, officer.
I've got anxiety disorder.
I don't know.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm sorry, all right?
You know, we could agree to disagree on autism, dude.
I'm sorry.
But I'm not doing it.
I'm not.
And he was crying like a bitch on top of that shit.
And he was crying like a bitch.
All right.
Look, folks, we are still doing the format in which you can call in, and I will periodically call on some callers while I'm doing all these donos.
Of course, the call-in number is the same as the radio graffiti number.
Put the radio graffiti graphic on, Engineer.
There it is right there.
515-604-9052.
Hold on, what is this?
TG, the ghost show equals entertainment for tards.
Don't give me that shit, all right?
I got a lot of capitalists that are listening to my broadcast.
Thank you very much.
Donald Trump listens to my fucking broadcast.
Thank you very much.
All right.
The people that are that are now apart, Joe Rogan listens to my broadcast.
Alex Jones listens to my broadcast.
So don't sit here and give me that shit.
Anyway, once again, call-in number is 515.
What?
What is it, Black Worm?
Five hours of Donnos already?
If you don't do something about this, you'll eventually have days of Donnos before the show even starts.
I believe I have a solution.
Whether or not you play the videos should be up to you, and you should therefore charge less.
Police Corruption And Capitalist Listeners00:15:06
No, that's that.
What do you hide?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hope you're doing all right and won't die from all the autism tonight.
I hope not.
Maybe if there isn't 10 hours of MLP and autism, I'll share some wicked metal.
I hope so.
That would be nice.
Autism is a choice for folks that aren't.
We're going to try to get this done as quick as possible here.
Skunkler, I thought Mr. BN King was trans.
Wasn't he another victims of yours?
He sounds like he's nuts in your ass.
First of all, Skunkler, don't go there with BN King.
He is not trans.
Shut up.
Maybe he is.
I don't know.
It really doesn't matter.
I don't care.
You see, that's what you people don't understand.
I don't care what people do in their private and personal lives.
I care if they're nice people.
What is it?
It's true.
I want to piss all over you with my wife, Mrs. Copper.
Shut up, Corey.
I'm going to shit all over you and shut my corn pop up.
All right, that's enough.
Let me take some diamonds here because we had a lot of diamonds come in.
Switch the channel came in.
He says, is it true that you're two days behind on donos?
Yes, it is.
Red Pillerian with a diamond.
Hold on.
What happened to your non-business antiques in Wonderland Ghost?
What do you mean what happened to it?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
I don't own an antique store.
Red Pillarian says Trump loves them satanic Jews for a diamond.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Red Pillarian says Ghost isn't reading diamonds charged back.
Go fuck yourself.
You know, I'm not even, I'm never reading your shit again, Red Pillarian, if you're going to be fucking doing that shit.
You fucking piece of crap.
Skip Red Pillarian.
That's stupid moron.
Randall the Capitalist just donated a diamond.
Ghost, thank you for showing today.
Thank you, Randall the Capitalist.
And he donated another one.
When are you going to go on Joe Rogan's podcast?
I ain't doing it.
All right.
I ain't doing it.
And I will never go on Joe Rogan's broadcast because he obviously has been ripping me off just like Alex Jones, just like all these goddamn podcasters out here.
I mean, have you seen them on IP2?
They're even trying to rip me off on IP2 for Christ's sake.
You know that?
You got Ice Poseidon.
You got all these fucking people fucking ripping me off on IP2.
You want to know why?
Because they want to be the best broadcaster.
I'm the best broadcaster.
Do you understand?
Give me another 10 years on the internet and they will be handing me the golden microphone for the greatest broadcaster in world history.
And who else does fucking 10 hours of full fucking energy just fucking non-stop for Christ's sake?
Nobody but Ghost.
All right, let's get to the fucking donos here.
All right, let's get to the first one.
Cornhog.
How quaint.
As a matter of fact, something I should do is instead of everybody pre-donating before the show, I should, anybody who donates for the show should be the last that I play.
I'm going to do that from now on.
Anybody who donates before the show, it is going to be the last donos I'm playing because you're right.
All this pre-dono crap.
I don't know.
I'll think about it.
All because of Cornhog over here.
All because of Cornhog.
I was like, yeah, look at me.
I'm a little autistic.
And I'm going to do a little bit of it.
Sad black ghost.
Hey, my $20, $20.
You want to know why, Black Ghost, you fucking moron?
Because you tried to fucking donate some prolapsed anus taking a crap.
That's why your shit wasn't played, you fucking moron.
So sit there and shut up and stop trying to play a victim like most minorities.
Man, it wasn't my fault.
I didn't do nothing.
That's what you hear.
Every time, every time a minority is caught by a police officer, what is the first words that come out of their mouth?
Man, I didn't do nothing, man.
I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing.
It's the same shit every time.
Anyway, let's continue.
Cornhog is the first damn dono here.
And by the way, I got myself finally a new mouse for all those that were concerned, man.
I finally got a new mouse here.
And Billy F.U. said, kind of stretching the truth on being copied, aren't you?
No way.
Fuck no, man.
Are you kidding me?
I've got stand-up comedians who listen to my broadcast to rip me off.
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
Randall the Capitalist just dropped a diamond.
Hitler's dick and cornhog should pay $50.50.
Okay, great.
And by the way, the reason it took me so long to get a new mouse is because I left it up to the engineer to order it for me.
And he ordered me some fucking ridiculous new fucking, you know, I don't like traditional mice, okay?
So I got on him and as a result, he got me the new mouse finally here, okay?
And what is this?
Black Worm.
I'm actually high, Ghost.
You're right.
Here's another good idea.
Do cluster videos.
Play 20 at once.
Oh, Christ.
Go to hell, you Christian.
Jonathan Hill, if that's a real Jonathan Hills, Buddha is Satan.
How you like that shit?
All right.
Buddha is Satan.
All right.
Listen, Ghost.
I'm really sorry for me telling you I was going to report you to the IRC.
I don't really give a shit.
I'm going to fuck Temple to the bottom.
Okay, I don't give a shit what you do.
Go fuck yourself, all right?
I'm playing donos here.
You can do whatever you want.
I don't care.
What is this?
Stop thinking and doing it.
I'm thinking about it.
All right.
I'm thinking about it.
And by the way, the reason I wasn't here on Saturday, I did two 10-hour shows on Tuesday and Thursday, okay?
And I figured that I could do another one on Saturday.
And I decided to take a nap.
Hold on, what is it?
Ghost, the call-in line is muted for everyone.
It's full of cancer.
Oh, that's right.
I forgot about that shit.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Muted, engineer, muted.
All right.
Anyway, I decided to take a nap at 6 o'clock p.m. right before the show.
And I figured, you know what?
Let me go ahead and take a nap.
I'll be up by 8.30.
You know, I should be able to fucking be functional enough to do another, I don't know, 10-hour show on Saturday.
It did not happen.
I didn't wake up until like 7 or 8 the next morning.
All right, 7 or 8 the next morning.
How dare you throw me in the trash?
This is a hate crime.
Ghost is transgendered mouth.
Go fuck off.
All right.
Get out of here.
Ghost stretches his anus for me and piss goblins.
Dude, Cornhog, I don't know if you have a new love connection with Piss Goblin here or something, but you need to keep that shit to yourself.
But anyway, folks, it's obvious that, you know, these 10-hour fucking shows, I can't sustain them fucking Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
All right.
This is just way too much for anybody.
All right, boomer energy.
Go fuck yourself, dude.
All right.
10 hours of full throttle, 100% energy for Christ's sake.
Nobody does that.
All anybody does on this whole streamer lifestyle is just sit back and have people watch them do shit.
That's it.
You're still asleep.
Wake up, Thomas.
Okay, great.
Real house.
We miss you so much.
Real fucking.
Come back to us.
They're going to take you off life support in a few days.
Please leave us.
All right, great.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to fucking Cornhog's.
Let's get to Cornhog's videos here.
Here's the first one.
And of course, how quaint he starts with a tenable.
All right.
That's what he said he was going to start with.
Here it is.
This fucking midget.
A fucking tenable.
All right.
Now, for you folks that are just tuning in, these idiots, they like to fucking donate this midget.
I don't understand.
The game show sucks.
The midget sucks.
All right.
What is this?
Drink some.
Heddis just dropped the diamond.
Drink some coffee then, you low energy boomer.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're fucking calling me low energy, you piece of trash.
Here we go.
Oh, looks.
This bitch knows about the tenable answers and the battle.
Aztecs.
What is this?
More importantly, though, it means you want to be able to do it.
Naming indigenous tribes that Europe fucking raped and pillaged.
What fucking dog is going to reveal?
If you think you know more, you can play on.
Your next tenable answer is worth £2,500.
And dude, stop posting that stupid picture, that midget with my hat on.
I don't know where you're getting these fucking damn stickers in the chat room, dude.
But whoever's doing them, you're a piece of trash.
I'm serious.
You're a piece of trash, and I spit your fucking face, whoever's doing that.
These are my fucking fans, by the way.
Jesus Christ.
What are you going to do, bitch?
Hurry up.
What are you going to do?
Okay, Russians.
Russians?
15,500 pounds.
Rush Rooskies! Rooskies!
Oh.
I made some serious money on airline stocks today.
Just thought I should let you know your advice on its own.
Thank you.
Thank you.
COVID is over.
People are going out.
Mr. Money Machine.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
And that's why I told everybody during the whole COVID quarantine thing that people would be eyeballing those airline stocks because the government was going to bail them out.
And they did.
I'm also telling everybody, take a look at those essential businesses, baby.
All right.
Right now, you have a lot of optimism in the stock market because the country is opening up from COVID.
Once that wears off and the second quarter numbers come in, I'm telling you, that optimism is going to drain and you're going to see a major contraction.
That's when to go in, baby.
That's when to go in.
You get to bitch and moan and talk about your viewpoint and get paid to work maybe 24 hours a week for possibly $2,000 a month.
Come on.
Hell yeah, man.
You want to take a break?
I'll take it over.
Okay, great.
Yeah, yeah, you can do what I do.
That's great.
That's what everybody thinks.
Go ahead and play a little bit more of this so we can move on.
Play a little bit more of this cornhog.
Hold on, wait a minute.
We're playing videos here.
And we got him backed up.
Fucking dumbass boomer.
He said your advice was trash.
No, he didn't.
He said he's making cash, baby.
He's making cash is what it is.
All right.
Shut up.
You give me an incorrect.
People that listen to me are making cash.
I think I'll stop that.
Yeah, you better stop, bitch.
You better stop, you lime broad.
So you've decided to take the money.
We'll add that £1,000 to the Team Fries Fund, and you'll be joining your captain Andrew in the final.
Before you sit down, I'm sure you're keen to learn the names of these.
I don't really care either way, you midget.
I'm tired of looking at this midget.
He's got a Tonka toy body with a 78-pound fucking head.
It's the smashing Saxons.
Number seven.
The Storming Normans.
Nobody cares.
Number four is the gorgeous Georgians.
Number three.
The awful and the Egyptians.
All right.
Say the last one, Midget.
The Celts.
So there you go.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Cornhog's first video there.
Thank you very much, Cornhog.
And by the way, we're going to be, we are so backed up with donos.
If you donate now, don't be surprised if your donation doesn't get played for a long time because we literally had what?
What is it?
Anonymous.
If Ghost were a machine, he'd be my vibrators.
That's up, my clogged up.
What the fuck is up with the perversion tonight, man?
What the fuck?
Enough of the perversion, seriously, all right?
Let's get to the next dono, Cornhog.
He says, Ghost Honey, or it says, Ghost Honey.
What?
What is it?
Minneapolis first, San Antonio next.
Dude, that's not funny, dude.
All right, Minneapolis chimped.
That's not fucking funny, dude.
Seriously, you guys are getting sick with these with the racism.
I'm not a racist.
All right, I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship up in here.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right.
So I got my boy Archie Lee kuda bang.
My boy Tyrone.
Don't be coming at me.
There's plenty.
Where are my blacks in the chat room?
I got a bunch of blacks that listen to me in the chat room.
What's up to my blacks?
Ghost is such a successful capitalist that he has to rely on Shekle Dono's to provide life support to his unsustainable living beyond his means lifestyle.
My unsustainable living beyond my means lifestyle?
What is that?
What are you talking about?
I don't even know what you're saying.
I'm fucking living all right.
I'm not living an outlandish lifestyle.
That's fucking ridiculous.
All right, anyway, Cornhog, we're doing another video of yours.
It says, Ghost, honey, what are you doing calling strangers at night?
You know it's bad for you.
So here's another cornhog.
No, no.
Here it is.
Oh, no.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
Let me make sure that there's not an ass in here.
It doesn't look like it.
All right, here it is.
I've got this phone number on my caller ID here.
And apparently, somebody just called my grandmother.
She's really upset.
And apparently, there were some vulgarities and some kind of disgusting foul language said.
I looked on the caller ID and I saw your number.
And I'm just trying to figure out if there's anybody pulling on the phone or.
Oh, sir.
I did not ring you and use any foul language.
So I don't know what's going on.
Are you an Aussie?
What the fuck?
Wait a minute.
We're calling Aussies now?
Baltimore officers shot as riots in Minneapolis is reaching boogaloo levels.
Minority up in arms and Twitter calling for a race war from Baltimore again.
Baltimore.
I want to be honest with you.
You know what?
No big loss if Baltimore goes down.
I'm sorry.
It's a rat-infested shithole, just like our president said.
No fucking big deal.
Let them people fucking destroy their own city.
Fucking stupid.
All right.
Dude, that's not funny.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
That was fucked up, dude.
I want to be honest with you, I do not like that the officer fucking put his fucking...
I Cornhog.
He's just using the market to make some good bucks.
That's why there's no reason someone should be not making any money.
I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to mean, their peppermint swirl.
But I saw that footage of that officer with his fucking knee on the neck, and that was intended to cause major bodily harm.
And unfortunately, in this instance, death.
And I think that's fucked up, dude.
I want to be honest with you.
I think it's fucked up.
Officer Abuse And City Destruction00:05:15
I'm not a social justice warrior in any way, but let me tell you something.
These police, especially during this COVID quarantine nonsense, these police have gotten so out of control that something needs to be done.
I'm sorry, man.
These police have gotten so out of control.
And I'm not just saying to black people.
I'm saying in general.
I'm saying in general.
I mean, I'm seeing women with children getting their goddamn children yanked from getting arrested because they're going to parks out here in America for Christ's sake.
So, I mean, let me tell you something right now.
I don't know the whole story about the Baltimore situation.
I'm only looking at what the media is projecting.
And those pictures don't look good.
Those pictures don't look good, man.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Yeah, something funny.
That ain't going to happen.
Dude, I'm not going to be able to play that one for a long time.
Just keep that in mind, everybody.
All right.
What?
Ghost is Antifa.
No, I'm not, dude.
I am not Antifa, but I'm telling you this right now.
The police are supposed to serve and protect.
All right.
Chimp out, dude.
Shut up.
All right.
The damn, it's intended.
Police are intended to serve and protect, not to sit here and abuse their power.
All right.
Ghost made me transracial.
Dude, fuck, dude, shut up.
All right.
I am not Antifa.
All right.
I mean, are you all blind?
Have y'all not seen the abuse of power by these police officers out here in the name of COVID quarantine?
Are you fucking shitting me?
You still want to be on the side of a police, the force that's sitting here trying to infringe upon our constitutional rights and taking it upon themselves to just use us as fucking what? As serfs?
I'm sorry, dude.
Fuck you.
I'm not going to sit here and blindly support the police when I have seen them abuse their power and trample on the Constitution throughout this fucking coronavirus nonsense.
I ain't doing it.
You all go fuck yourselves, all right?
Seriously, you all get fucked up.
And what?
What is it?
That cop was kneeling down for the black people ghosts.
Oh, dude, don't, don't, don't even please, Froppy, you fucking piece of shit.
Don't even go there.
All right?
I'm not a liberal.
I'm not blind either, asshole.
Did y'all see the police throughout the country abuse their authority in this name of stupid COVID-19?
It was fucking ridiculous.
So give me a break.
Put the PC shot on and play fucking cornhog shit for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, well, stick a fucking kangaroo head up your back.
What?
It's charged to that business.
I looked into it and it's a long-defunct business and nobody knows who owned.
Also, also bastards.
And if you decide to do that, I don't even know either.
I don't know either.
So go fuck yourself.
What is this?
Black worm.
Lest we forget this is Trump's police force.
No, it's not, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Every police force is a municipality's decision on whether or not they're going to stand up or not.
Hey, what is Derwicking?
If you want to fix the police problem, end police union, simple.
I mean, it is what it is, dude.
I agree with that there, Derwicking.
Can we play the rest of this dono, please?
Yeah, you stick a fucking kangaroo head up your fucking shit button, stupid asshole.
Mate, I didn't do anything.
I haven't run you.
There are problems.
My phone got hacked.
Look, we got fucking bitchpits in Australia talking shit.
Well, I haven't run anyone, I'm telling you.
Shut up, you fucking Australian fucking moron.
Jesus Christ.
Go shove a fucking emu head up your ass for Christ's sake.
Oh, look, I watch workers.
I haven't done anything.
I haven't run you.
You run me.
So.
Who is this?
I?
I didn't understand what the fuck you said.
Say it again, you cocksucker.
I said, mate, I haven't run you.
You run me.
I didn't ring anyone.
I haven't abused anyone.
And my phone has been hacked.
So.
Shut up, sick son of a bitch.
Have a break, sir.
I'd stick a platypus up your ass until you became fucking duckfeet man, you son of a bitch.
Most of Australia are a bunch of homos, for Christ's sake.
Don't fucking sit there and talk shit to me about it, all right?
All I want, Congress, I want workers of the world unite.
Fuck pigs.
Ah, dude, fuck off.
I ain't promoting no communist crap.
Shut up.
You're skunkler.
Leaked audio of ghost kicking Distillen's tarred ass in the IC.
Dude, come on.
Don't bring it up.
Union Rights And Police Self Reflection00:03:56
That's not even fair.
That's not even fair.
Cops basically run a racketeering job for the state, whether it's ticketing people for made-up crimes and misdemeanors, or busting suspected criminals for drugs and then stealing the rest of their property via civil asset forfeiture.
They aren't here for you.
Very true.
Thank you, 1312.
And here's both.
Problem is when people think cooking oil, they think all sorts of plant sourced, marketed for being healthier than animal fats.
The opposite is true.
Accept extra virgin olive oil if it's not gone rancid.
That is true there, Boat.
Thank you for the 411.
All right, look, enough about the police, please.
All right.
I gave my fucking piece.
That's it.
Cops did the same thing to my dad, threw him to the ground unwarranted, with the knee on the neck, and it messed him up terribly.
One of those things you don't expect to see as a six-year-old kid.
I got disillusioned pretty quickly.
Thank you, Manbir Pig.
That's why I keep telling everybody: look, the police are not infallible, okay?
I mean, the police, lest we forget, are human beings as well.
And they have no right to be abusing their authority or abusing people.
Now, look, I am not blind, okay?
I have seen all the viral videos that have come out by these police that are enforcing ridiculous draconian rules that are set forth by the municipality that are unconstitutional.
And they have no problem doing it.
So, in my opinion, I think that police need to start doing a little bit of self-reflection before they start bitching and moaning about anything.
All right.
Because there has been countless examples of why and how these goddamn cops have been fucking abusing their authority, and they think they have the right to do so.
They think they have the fucking right to do so.
And I think I missed a diamond here.
Squid boy, Antifa Libtard equals ghost.
Yeah, I should have fucking skipped it, you fucking piece of shit.
Can we play the rest of this, uh, corn hog here?
What are you doing?
How are they doing?
I don't know.
What?
Simple solution.
Require every cop to have cameras on them at all times.
It doesn't work, dude.
It doesn't even matter.
They have too much say in court.
They should have video evidence to back them up like everybody.
All body cameras on cops do is just photograph the crimes they commit.
And they're always absolved.
All right.
You want to know why cops are always absolved?
Because just like Derwicking said, the unions.
They don't have to pay for their own big top lawyers.
The unions pay for it.
All right.
The unions have curbed the police force into basically obliging, all right, obliging these goddamn cops.
That's why they think they're infallible.
That's why they think they're untouchable.
That's why they think they can put a knee on your neck without any kind of repercussions.
If we did that to them, we'd be in jail for 25 years.
All right.
And Ghost, or excuse me, Derwicking just donated $3, said, Ghost, you should share this case law with the audience.
SCODIS ruled that police have zero duty to protect you legally or by the Constitution.
Warren v. District of Columbia.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And then we've got Sunburst Unicorn.
Reminder to any racist fucker in chat.
The knee to the neck move the cop used was against department regulations.
You could see how smug he looks while he had his knee to the guy's neck.
He knew he was causing harm.
That's murder.
You're goddamn right.
And Mega Brony with a diamond.
Legal Duty To Protect Citizens00:07:10
I'm sorry if you thought I was threatening you.
Dude, it is what it is.
That's what you did.
All right.
Anyway, here is, let me put the link in the chat room here.
It is a link, I guess.
And by the way, not only did the Supreme Court rule that police have zero authority to protect you legally or by the Constitution, they also have ruled, and I'm talking to the Supreme Court, that law enforcement can legally lie to you to entrap you into a crime.
It is legal to lie.
You can't lie because if you lie to a police officer, that gives them probable cause to move further in their investigation.
That's why whenever you answer a police officer's question and they find you lying about it, they're investigating you with a fucking, with a goddamn rubber glove in their hand.
All cops are bastards.
I wouldn't go all that way.
I'm not saying all of them are bad, all right?
I'm not saying all of them are bad.
Especially when there are many bad people.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost, I am very sorry.
Please accept this apology.
I never want your channel.
I'm going to have to look at it.
I just want some lulz.
Like you rest of the trolls.
No more snakes from me.
Okay, whatever.
Much like from Chicago, Black Ghost.
Anyway, thank you, Black Ghost.
Anyway, Feminist Socialist said your guys are white privileges showing, by the way.
White privilege.
Get the hell out of here.
Can we play the rest of this, please?
Thank you.
My phone's been at the bottom.
You come down here and see if you don't get a first-class Texas ass beaten, boy.
A what?
You ain't all do right.
Oh, my God.
They're taking a 24-hour flight out there, so I can go over there and give you a fucking fight.
Fuck off, you idiot.
Shut up!
Are you arguing in your fucking system?
Why don't she give you a long fuck?
Oh my god.
What, did you want to reach out?
Stop.
Shut up, you stupid Milky Licker.
I'm sorry, sir.
Well, I did not ring you.
You actually had oral compilation with you and a friend in a boy's bathroom.
No, I'm just driving home from work.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
what white jogger i used to be proud adventurer until i took a knee to dude dude shut up about taking a fucking knee dude All right?
That's fucked up.
That is not right.
All right, you fucking white nationalist shitheads.
Good God, fucking took a knee to shut up.
Two or three guys there, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Well, you didn't fucking abuse your fucking shit.
Stupid morons.
All right, sir.
Thank you.
Hey, boy, I'm talking to you.
What the hell are you doing?
Well, I haven't abused you.
So, look, I don't know.
My phone, I've been getting phone calls from San Antonio, Texas, from San Francisco.
From San Antonio, Texas.
I've been getting calls everywhere.
San Antonio!
As I said, my phone has been hacked.
I'm in San Antonio now, boy.
Sorry?
Little Mexico.
I've been getting calls.
Little Mexico.
New York.
San Francisco.
I've been getting calls all over the world.
You actually had the thing cut off.
Look, if you can listen to me, I have not rung you.
If I did ring you, I would tell you I'd run you.
But my phone has been hacked.
And I don't know why I get a lot of people.
I get people in the UK ringing me, telling me that I've been ringing them, abusing them.
And my phone rings, I answer it, and people are saying that I'm ringing them.
I don't know what they're saying.
Say you're sorry.
Sorry, sir.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to keep your number and we'll call you like at four in the morning.
You know what I mean?
Come on.
Colin fucking Kaepernick.
Fuck that nigger.
Oh, dude, come on.
You know who else should take a knee?
Colin Kaepernick.
Dude, come on.
I don't even know if I should be disgusted by that or be somewhat chuckled by it because of the fucking pun.
By the way, I paid well over $20 so far, so add my video to the list.
I'm coming up.
No, no, that's not how it works, Froppy.
You should know better by now.
It ain't working like that, dude.
You should know better than that, you idiot.
All right, not happening.
Anyway, play a little bit more of this shit.
And we're going to do what you just did to me right there, all right?
Sir, your number has come up on my phone as an American number.
Oh, God.
What?
What now?
Knee, God.
Shut.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
So, what number have you got?
Because I can give you my own personal number.
I've got no.
6466524869.
Well, that's not my number, sir.
That is not my number.
I've already passed, I've already sent numbers to my lawyer, my attorney.
And he's.
This is horrible.
Why are y'all prank calling with my voice?
Why are y'all doing this shit?
It probably sounds like you're taking in the pooper right now.
Taking a pooper.
Because you're probably servicing a glory hole right now while you're calling us from your goddamn Android phone for cracks.
I don't have an Android phone.
I've got an iPhone.
Oh, pretentious iPhone.
Pretentious iPhone user.
And I have not rung anyway.
We can't even understand you because you sound like a goddamn child molester.
No, it's not.
No, there is definitely.
There is someone stuck with my number.
No, it wasn't a fucking prank.
No, he wouldn't be his fucking supernatural.
This is not the first phone call.
This is not the first phone call, though.
I've got a mouth.
I mean, who the hell's prank calling Australia?
Oh, no.
Baltimore Bacon Boogaloo.
Dude, all right.
Hold on.
Let's finish the call here.
All right.
So he's telling me it's a fucking prank.
Someone's fucking up up.
He's too stupid to understand what you're saying.
Don't let's keep on busy.
All right, sir.
Hey, why don't you put your boyfriend on there, man?
Your boyfriend has a manlier voice than your Femmy ass.
Sir, he's my thumb.
So we can summon it for work.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Prank Calls From Australia00:14:46
All right, sir.
Have a great day.
Dude, this is horrible.
I did not ring you.
There is a problem with my phone's been hacked.
What can I say?
dude this is horrible dude how the who's frank calling aussies with my goddamn voice Who's doing that shit?
Who the fuck is doing that shit, man?
Anyway, once again, Cornhog, you will be receiving your inner circle membership right after this broadcast.
Now, unfortunately, if it goes to like fucking three or four in the morning, I may have to do it tomorrow afternoon.
Cornhog, what's your Discord?
Dude, piss up.
Don't make love connections over my show.
The fuck is going on here?
All right, look.
Hold on, what is it?
Blackworm, what is it?
Remember, guys, whenever you face a cop, you have the right to shut the fuck up.
I suggest you do that.
You're only obligated to give them your name and date of birth.
That is correct.
That's it.
People who get into trouble with the police tend to talk too much.
That's right.
Just, you know, don't say anything.
You got the right to remain silent.
All right.
And believe me, you don't even want to talk to a cop because if you're talking to an on-duty cop at any point, they can use what they say to them as a means of them justifying searches, as a means for them justifying certain crimes, etc.
I'm telling you, look, I want to be honest with you.
If I ever, you know, something happened to me, you know, I got robbed or something, I'm not calling the cops.
I'm calling Blackwater.
Okay, I'm calling mercenaries and shit and exacting my fucking revenge how I want to how I want to do it.
I ain't telling the cops nothing.
All right, I'm just saying, I mean, that's how I get my retribution.
I don't sit here and go through the cops.
All right.
I think, you know, what are they going to do?
We're going to take a report and we'll see what's happening.
All right, whatever.
All right, look, I got to get through these donos for Christ's sake.
All right, here it is.
Cornhog again.
Ghost, I decided to throw you a bone.
Here's some Pantera.
For some reason, I don't believe it is Pantera.
Oh, Christ.
You fucking piece of shit.
You see, what the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
Fuck you, Cornhog, you stupid piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a cry baby, right?
Yeah, fuck you.
You don't want to hear a baby cry?
Fine.
I'm you know what?
I'm fucking going away.
Fuck this shit.
I'm not going to sit here and put up with this fucking crap.
Fuck with me!
Fucking piece of shit.
All right.
All right.
I've had enough of this.
Fucking cornhog, you fucking piece of shit.
Take this shit off.
Take it off.
Fuck you, Corn.
You know what, Cornhog?
You're a piece of shit, man.
You know that?
You're a goddamn piece of trash.
And I think I missed a dono here.
Here it is, Derwicking.
Watch an episode of Cops.
People always incriminate themselves.
The arrest doesn't matter.
You'll be out the next day.
Don't get greased.
Hold on.
What?
What is this?
Hey, ghost, first time you're here.
Let me give you some metal.
Dude, it's three bucks, dude.
It's $20.20 for a fucking video.
All right.
Somebody tell this guy.
Remember for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Anyway, Derwin says, Don't get greased on the pavement because you don't want to get slighted.
Rank in serial number only, or you'll be taken prisoner.
You know, you know, shit.
All right, let me let me get, you know, I need a cola here.
I need a little bit of a cola.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I uh I ate some fucking chicken wings before this broadcast.
And you know, chicken wings is high in sodium.
So I need another fucking cola here.
All right, I need another fucking cola.
All right.
Ah, good stuff.
Very good stuff.
All right.
You know what, Cornhog?
Fuck you for the crying baby, you piece of shit.
All right, let's continue here.
Oxiana, the dono that you forgot the link to.
I'll get to it later.
Here's Cornhog.
What is this, Nathan Gale?
Fuck you, Nathan Gale, you fucking idiot.
I don't know what the hell this is, but once again, Cornhog in love and memory of Nathan Gale.
And if you don't know who Nathan Gale is, he's the son of a bitch that killed Dimebag Daryl from Pantera.
All right, what the hell is this?
Oh, crap.
Oh, great.
Speak about a place that posits hell out.
Oh, you're making Belcher.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
Ain't got no money, ain't got no jobs.
The banks are all too poor to rob, and I'd like to say one thing before I leave.
Well, fuck you, Texas.
Yeah.
Fuck you, all right?
Fuck that fucking Nalamo and the fucking Lawmore Steve.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy that ever draws.
You fucking pieces of cowboy.
I worked my fingers to the ball that I thought.
I wrote some pretty good songs till I drew the wrath of the Texas LCB.
They jerked my tunes off a honky talk with a boy in the middle of the middle.
I mean, why do y'all have to bring up old shit?
Seriously.
Why do you have to bring up old shit?
Fuck that fucking Nalamo and fucking Long Stone Yeah, come out here to Texas and say that.
Come on down here.
Fuck you, Texas.
And fucking pieces of shit.
Well, I'm headed for the borderline.
Anyways, Elsa will be just as fine as long as there's a job and a decent place to sleep.
What the fuck?
...with my ass a flexing and giving birth to yet another Texan And I'll write a song as we slip in between my feet What is this?
The only time I used your voice in a prank is replaying your Stan Lee rant in the VR chat Stan Lee tribute world as a skeleton in a cowboy hat.
Man, I wish I recorded that.
Trigger kidney, Jay Bunny.
Now you're going on voice VR chat trying to talk like me over here.
Man, just leave me alone.
Fuck you Texas.
For fuck's sake, man.
Leave me the fuck alone, man.
Fuck that fucking Nalamo.
Seriously.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy that ever draws a breath.
Fuck you, Texas.
And fuck you, Pump there.
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you Long Star Village.
Fuck that fucking story.
And anybody who likes this song takes it in the ass, okay?
All right?
Anybody who likes this song takes it up the fucking ass.
All right, take this shit out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me, man?
This is what you had in store, Cornhog.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And guess what?
Another video by Cornhog because Cornhog literally spent like, I don't know, fucking what, five, six hundred bucks on fucking pre-donoes for Christ's sake.
What are you insane?
And what is it, tub guy?
Ghost, I just bought a body pillow from custombodypillows.com with your fucking liar.
You better not.
Oh, God.
It'll be totally legit.
Oh, my.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
Can y'all just stop, man?
You see, y'all are making all the goddamn acid and shit.
I just had fucking hot wings.
I had hot wings, and on top of that, I got to sit here and do this show and get all fucking pissed off and shit.
And I probably got to be here for all hours.
Oh, yeah, by the way, I forgot to add some lemons into the damn treasure chest.
I'm surprised none of you stingy bastards even told me about it.
So let's go ahead and do that now before we get to another damn donation here.
Let's go ahead and throw 2,000 lemons into the treasure chest.
There it is, baby.
There it is right there.
2,000 lemons in the treasure chest.
Okay.
Now let's get back to the donos here.
This one once again is by Cornhog, who said, Here's some Pantera for Ghost.
Last dono, I swear, bullshit.
But let's see if this is actual Pantera, not some fucking more trolly crap.
Oh, God.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
This is obviously not Pantera.
Fucking Cornhog fucking donated three hours of farting.
All right, how about that shit?
How's that for content, huh?
Three hours of fucking farting.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, Christ.
I mean, what am I dealing with here, man?
You understand?
I mean, for Christ's sake.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Tub Guy, let me have second dibs.
I want to rub my sweat on the side.
No, Luna Pony, no.
Just shut up, please.
Jesus Christ, play some more of this fucking Cornhog fart fetch.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, that sounded whack, man!
Oh!
That sounded like a coronavirus fart.
That sounded like a steak fart.
That sounded like a popcorn fart.
That sounded like a blood fart.
That sounded like a cheese fart.
Ah, that sounded like a salad fart.
All right, that's an all right.
This is disgusting, dude.
This is disgusting, man.
What?
What is it?
Tub Guy.
Luna Pony is second in line.
And a ghost, any chance you can do this while I'm inside you?
No, dude.
Oh, my.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can you just shut up, please?
All right.
I mean, you know, what?
I don't even know, dude.
Just play some more fart sounds so that we can get this damn video out of the way from fucking Cornhog.
Jesus Christ.
God, man.
Come on.
Randall the Capitalist has dropped the diamond.
I had tacos.
I had tacos on Taco Tuesday.
Oh, Christ.
Give me a break, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Come on.
Let me be your wet fart funnel while you play Fortnite, you big, beautiful wheelchair buffalo cream.
Don't bring that fucking freak up either, all right?
Fortnite fart funnel.
Don't even bring that shit up either, man.
Enough of this shit.
It's bad enough.
I gotta play a fucking goddamn video of nothing but farts.
Oh, Christ.
God, man.
Come on.
We have some more Coke.
I buy that for a time.
What?
Ghost, if you prefer something besides humans, how about a threesome with me and Luna Pony?
No, no.
I may not have any hands, but I can start with the power.
I can't clap and sit down.
And you can watch me insert my Marikok into Luna Pony's Donut.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, come on.
Can I bring my Torials?
Oh, dude, can we not have a forsome?
Oh, God, dude.
I don't even know what to say anymore, man.
Hey, Ghost.
I just commissioned a ghost avatar fursuit.
It's got a majestic skull and a cute little tail.
Tub guy, can I cover your trusty tonight?
Fursuit?
Are you fucking shitting me?
That better be a fucking troll, you dumb shithead.
And by the way, I think you're in my fucking chat room.
That better be a fucking troll, you fucking piece of crap.
Play some more farts for these people that have a fucking dog farting fetish.
Play it, fucking piece of crap.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, man.
It's fucking wet farts coming out of here.
What the fuck?
All right.
All right.
That's about enough of these farts.
That's enough of these fucking farts, man.
I've had enough of this shit.
All right, fucking cornhog.
What a way to fucking broadcast.
What a way to fuck up, a broad.
Look, I got people leaving.
I got people fucking leaving.
I'm losing listeners because of this fart shit.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
All right, turn this shit off.
I can't take this anymore.
Come on, fucking cornhog.
Wow.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
I don't even know what to say.
I don't even know what to say.
Sounded like a coronavirus.
That was a steak fart.
That was a hot dog fart.
That was a roast fart.
That was a corn beef fart.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we've done enough of this.
All right, fucking cornhog.
I hope that you're fucking listening and fanning your nuts to this crap.
All right.
I'm sure you are.
I'm sure you fucking are, man.
All right.
Oh, God.
I'm belching all over the place because you fuckers are pissing me off.
That's why.
Fart Sounds And Video Threats00:12:49
All right.
Can we get?
Hold on.
Let's get to a fucking caller here.
All right.
Let's take some callers.
How about that shit?
That'll make me feel a little better.
All right.
Let's take a couple of fucking callers here.
And once again, if you want to call, put on the damn radio graffiti graphic engineer.
That's the number to call right there.
515-604-9052.
And then push in that code.
Accept me for who I am.
Tranny of the year ghosties coming.
Trans stilling, dude.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
Anyway, the code is 844-286 in the hashtag or pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be called on throughout the show.
So that's what we're going to do right now.
Let's see if we can call him some folks here.
Let's call on a number.
All right.
Let's call it a number.
How about 209?
What's up, dude?
209, you there?
I'll have two number nines.
A number nine lodge.
A number six with extra dip.
A number seven.
Two number 45.
Shut the fuck up.
I fucking called the wrong number.
I'm sorry.
I called the wrong fucking number.
I called some fucking idiot troll instead.
All right, here.
209, you there?
What's up, ghost?
Hey, what's up?
How you doing, dude?
It's MAGA Brony.
Oh, great.
Oh, it's Megabrony.
Oh, it's the guy that threatened me over the goddamn fucking internet, for Christ's sake.
Great nogs.
They were probably paid for and bust in by George Soros.
Ghost is in a wheelchair.
Some people charge back for that.
You skipping shit, and that's scummy as fuck.
Dude, you didn't even need to say, first of all, hold on, hold on.
First of all, Megabrony, you did not even need to say that.
All you had to do is just say, hey, ghost, I think you think you missed one of my donos.
Can you make it up?
I'd very much appreciate it, etc.
Not you.
You said, you know what, you owe me another fucking dono, and if you don't, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna have to contact Stream Elements in Day Live, which I don't want to do, but you owe me.
And you know what?
I don't fucking take very much wealth for fucking threats, dude.
All right, that was a fucking threat, and you know it.
I didn't say that, dude.
Dude, that's exactly what you said.
That's why I didn't even fucking respond to you.
I don't like being threatened, man.
I didn't mean for a threat, okay?
All right, look, look, look, I'm gonna be honest with you, dude.
I look, look, first of all, I would have fucking redone your donor.
I would have redone your goddamn dono, no problem.
But you're gonna fucking threaten me.
You're no different than these fucking little pissat trolls out here that are doing all this bullshit that are calling fucking CIA with my voice and shit like that.
You're no better than that shit.
Come on, dude.
I didn't do that shit.
Well, tell me what you said.
Tell me what you said, okay?
Because I'm telling you, I interpret it as a fucking threat.
Okay, I'm gonna read it right off the DNs, right?
Yeah, just go ahead and read it, and we'll leave it up to the fucking chat and see if they think of it's a fucking threat.
I don't want to charge back or report YouTube lives because that's scummy, and I just want a free dono since I did donate a 20 bucker that was never played.
That's directly off the DMs.
Now, was that a threat?
That sounded like a goddamn threat to me.
Let's take a listen to the channel.
That's a threat.
Look, look, everybody in the chat, look, that's a threat.
You see that?
That's a threat.
That's a threat.
I mean, Mega Brony, look, I was, I thought I was pretty goddamn nice to you considering that, look, I'm going to be honest, most of the people in the goddamn Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room don't like you, okay?
You know that, right?
Yeah, they're literally saying that's a threat because they don't like me.
Well, I've been very patient with you, okay?
Why?
Because I appreciate people that support the fucking broadcast.
But by God, if you're going to be there and try to threaten me, I'm not going to respond with a very jovial response.
Do you understand?
Yeah, I do.
I didn't try to threaten you.
I'm sorry if you took it that way.
All right.
Well, I appreciate your apology.
And yeah, I'll consider fucking making it up.
I don't know yet, dude.
I was really pissed off that you had the audacity.
I mean, you're a fucking brony over here.
And you had the audacity to fucking flex nuts to me to fucking ghost.
Are you fucking high?
I wasn't trying to flex nuts, man.
I couldn't flex your nuts.
You got a fucking 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
I can't flex that.
All right.
Well, I appreciate that.
You want to give it a shout out or anything like that?
Yeah, shout out to you.
All right.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
All right, get him out of here.
All right.
Hey, look at this.
Ban this tarn.
Ban this tarn.
And Pettis, not a threat.
He said it was scummy.
Stop acting like a Democratic boomer.
A Democrat.
He was clearly threatening me, you fucking idiots.
Shut the fuck up.
All right, that's it.
I'm fucked.
Fucked.
I'm not taking any more callers.
You fucking idiots are going to act like that.
Fuck you.
All right.
I'm taking another damn dono.
Who the hell else do we got here for Christ's sake?
Oh, how quaint.
Fucking cornhog again.
Ah!
Hey, what is this?
Sunburst unicorn.
You should refund Cornhole's money, all of it.
It's kind of bullshit.
He clogs up the show with $600 worth of donos.
What a cunt.
Well, we're almost done.
All right.
We're almost done with cornhogs.
So don't get all pissed out of shape.
We just have to get through them, baby.
It's all there is to it.
All right, even if Cornhog is a little bit of autism and he's an appreciator of the show, who cares?
All right, I mean, it is what it is.
All right, let's go ahead and I appreciate your concern, Sunburst.
All right, but let's go ahead and get to the next Cornhog video.
And the next Cornhog video says a recording of Ghost Granny.
What the hell does that mean?
A recording of Ghost Granny.
Put the PC shot on.
Cornhog requested this.
My phone rang, Dallas trying to change shoes.
Oh, you dig down, you are you low-down looking thing.
You're back on there ringing my number.
I want you to stop calling here.
I'm sick and tired of what you're putting out.
So get the hell off my phone.
What the hell?
What the fuck is that?
I want to come hard in Torials sticking to the house.
Esriel, come on, dude.
Seriously.
I want to nuzzle my nose in her titties and have cookies and milk for the money.
Nobody cares, okay?
Seriously, Esriel.
Nobody fucking cares.
That's fucking sick shit, man.
Can we get back to this fucking Cornhogs video?
Supposedly, my granny over here.
And there's Colonel Transisco.
I haven't seen him in a couple of days.
Press G G L I R if Ghost Granny likes it rough.
Dude, fuck off.
Maybe I'm glad I haven't seen you.
Play the rest of this shit.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Now was trying to change shoes.
What the fuck am I listening to here?
And somebody donated Jogger Wars, just pointing out Ghost has a dude talking about his cock and liked it.
What are you talking about?
You're talking about MAGA Brony?
Just get the hell out of here.
All right, MAGA Brony is just, you know, he's bowing down.
All right.
It's all there is to it.
Don't be hating on MAGA Brony.
He's bowing down.
We're watching a Cornhog's video.
It's supposed to be my fuckin' granny!
You sure are going to go back?
JESUS CHRIST CALM DOWN GRANDY WHAT THE FUCK Hello?
What the hell?
What are you talking about?
Hog head?
Hog head?
What are you saying?
I told you to stay off my phone and back in shot.
Oh, my God.
Depause this shit.
Let's be honest.
What?
I'm not a fan of that brony guy, but you're known to be a scamming simp.
Oh, fuck you.
Dude, shut up.
You're a fucking liar, dude.
Just get the fuck out of here with that shit.
And by the way, I got some diamonds that came in.
Drastic cat redistribution of diamonds back to ghosts.
I don't know what the hell that means.
And then we've got Colonel Transisco.
Press GWL of Ghost Worships Lucifer.
All right, shut up, dude.
All right.
Just shut up already.
Can we get back to Cornhog here?
We're back to Cornhog.
Dude, whose granny is this?
Seriously, who's Granny is this?
Oh, well, seriously, dude.
And what now?
Dahi Vanity, that's the soundboard of Ghost Granity taking a 15 and a half.
Dude, fuck off.
All right.
Davie Vanity, whatever the hell that is.
All right.
Shut up and stop talking about my granny.
I'm sick of it, you old hag.
You son of anything.
You know what?
My phone rang, Dalai's trying to change shoes.
Oh, Jesus, don't give a ding what you thought.
You sick her dirty old damn mouth.
Dude, whose granny is this?
Oh, my God.
Is she squealing like a pig or something?
Is she going, you hag?
You signed anything?
You know what?
Oh, I'm going to make you think I'm going to steal my phone.
Hello?
Are you?
Are you back home?
Oh, God, Dar, you go again.
I told you, confound you're rotten, stinking all time.
Just sell my phone.
Keep in your mouth, shut it, leave me in our mind.
What the hell?
Dude, what the fuck am I listening to?
Seriously.
This is bad at the end.
You got me real.
Can you seek us all the time?
Oh, God.
I mean, what the hell is going on here?
Hello.
My phone rang.
Now it's trying to change shoes.
Oh, you listen here.
What have I told you?
You dirty, low-down, crazy old hag bag.
I don't want to talk to you.
You won't tell me who you are or anything about it.
And you don't even ever say my name.
Well, I'll let her you.
You get the hell over my phone and second one.
What the fuck is this lady's problem?
What is this old hag's problem?
Hold on, pause this.
What the hell is this?
Pettis quotes: Ghost is a Ponzi steam.
Look what happened to Trans Still.
And you know, Pettis is a fucking idiot that's servicing glory holes out of a shitty bathroom in a park somewhere.
I mean, you think I give a shit about what he says?
And Ghost Panda just dropped a diamond saying, Thanks for recommending Manly P. Hall.
No shit, dude.
I mean, you want to get down to the esoteric of things.
That's one place to look.
Colonel Transisco with a diamond just said, How many silver Cayman Island dollars you got there, ghost?
I don't know about Cayman Island dollars.
I think I know what you mean by that, but fuck you.
All right, play a little bit more of Cornhog's video.
I didn't call your number.
Here he is.
Oh, you're not going to be able to do that.
Supposing my granny.
You sign a no down here where I've told you to stay out there.
I'm going to have you prosecute if you don't stop my phone.
Oh, you're diamond.
I don't want to call this.
Oh, Jesus.
What now?
What is it?
Billy F.U. Sounds like Granny needs some Jesus.
Yeah, no shit.
You hear this, Brod?
I don't have to talk about it.
I don't know who you are or anything about it.
Pandemic Profits And Amazon Demand00:15:20
All right, dude.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we've had enough of that shit.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell did I just listen to there, Cornhog?
And how the hell do you even know about that video?
It's been around since 2014 and barely has 5,600 views, for heaven's sake.
All right, who else do we have here?
Oh, look who it is.
It's Tub Guy.
Tub Guy requested this one.
You see, we're getting through these.
Everybody just calm down.
We're getting through the donos.
All right.
Tub Guy said some ideas on where to invest.
And it's animated, so your viewers will have to pay attention.
So let's see.
Let's see if Tub Guy is giving out some actual advice here.
Hopefully, he is, and it's not some fucking troll or some shit.
Here, what is this shit?
Hold on, wait a minute.
Why am I being advertised, pit bull?
I hate that fucking bald Mexican.
Jesus Christ, get fucking Pitbull off my screen.
All right, here we go.
Once again, Tub Guy requested this one.
So let's go ahead and see what Tub Guy has requested.
He said, companies you'll be surprised are making bank off of coronavirus outbreak.
Hey, it's a good video there, Tub Guy.
I guess it is for real.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is, Tub Guy.
And before I do it, Colonel Transisco with a diamond said she needs to see Reverend Hagee or Reverend Copeland.
No, she doesn't.
Shut up.
Here it is.
Tub Guy.
In the middle of adversity lies opportunity.
One constant in human history is that there will always be a disaster waiting to happen.
And another constant is that there will always be people trying to profit off of those disasters.
That's correct.
One of the greatest crises of our times is the global COVID-19 pandemic, which at the time of this writing has infected millions and killed over 140,000 people.
With lock-in orders intended to limit the spread of the disease, certain industries from entertainment to food services have been hard.
With small businesses suffering the worst of all.
But today, we're talking about who caused this.
So what is he going to say?
He's going to say that the essential businesses that were allowed to stay open during this COVID-19 quarantine are the ones that are going to see some massive increases in the second quarter.
That's what I've been saying, man.
On COVID-19, some are the ones you might expect, but others are sure to surprise you.
While typical face-to-face businesses like bars, movie theaters, traditional retail, and eat-in restaurants have taken a pretty brutal nosedive, the same cannot be said for a number of companies in the technology sector.
The intangible nature of software allows you to get to the bottom of the business.
What did I tell y'all about tech?
What did I tell y'all about tech?
All right.
While everybody's cramped up as prisoners in their own home because of this whole COVID-19 quarantine, people are on the internet.
People are on social medias.
People are buying shit on the internet.
I think everybody needs to take a look at that.
And by the way, Colonel Transisco with another diamond press TGD 9-11 if Tub Guy did 9-11.
Continue to do their jobs remotely, while millions of others have been furloughed or even laid off entirely.
But there's actually even more to this.
The demand and use of a number of apps and software has risen dramatically in the new shut-in economy.
A term coined by San Francisco journalist Lawrence Smiley.
Let's take a closer look at some of the tech companies cashing in.
Firstly, workplace productivity apps have suddenly become fixtures of modern work life.
Companies like Slack, a workplace organization and communication program, have experienced a huge influx of paying users.
Slack added 7,000 new users in February alone, which is an astonishing 40% more members than they typically add in even three months.
Everybody's at home.
Everybody's a prisoner going home, of course.
Productivity software has quickly become the lifeblood of companies that would otherwise be crippled by all the mandatory quarantine measures.
Services like this are so useful.
That's what I'm telling each and every one of you millennials and younger out there that have some spare capital, especially now that Trump has given out Trump bucks.
You should be putting that shit right into the fucking stock market as soon as you can.
Okay, right now, from now until July, what you should be doing is going right after these COVID-19 essential businesses that were allowed to stay open during the quarantine.
They are going to show a humongously better than expected earnings in the second quarter.
But at the same time, the second quarter is going to show a lot of bad numbers.
It's going to show, at least in the GDP, it's going to show minus 25%, which is something that the fucking United States has never seen.
We're going to see unemployment hit 30 million people.
I mean, there's going to be a lot of bad numbers that are going to come out and decrease this stock market as we get closer to July's, the month of July in the second quarter.
And that is when you folks out there that are listening, you need to go in.
I mean, that's what Warren Buffett said.
When everybody's leaving the market, that's when you go in.
And I hope that some of you people are listening because, you know, I mean, I want everybody to be successful.
All right, capitalism is where it's at.
That we even use them to help make this show.
The same can be said for competitor Microsoft Teams, as well as video connectivity programs like Zoom and Discord, which have been employed forever from the business.
And Discord.
Does everybody hear that?
Zoom and Discord.
I would also apply that to Amazon, although Amazon is taking a step back because of its recent spike in price and value of stock.
But you don't think they're going to post better than expected earnings?
They were an essential business.
Walmart was an essential business.
Online retailers are special.
You know, I think, what's that one fucking pet that pet shit I always see advertised?
Chewy.
People need to start looking into online businesses because what was everybody doing while they were sitting back in quarantine?
They were Netflix and chilling and doing all this other shit.
So I'm telling you all right now, all right, from now until July, if you want to invest in anything, if you want to invest in anything, invest in essential businesses that were allowed to stay open during the quarantine.
I'm telling you all this right now.
To high school and college classrooms, Zoom's parent company experienced a meteoric surge of 94% in its stock value since the start of 2020.
In a time when quarantine has physically isolated us, it's no surprise that companies built to connect us over long distances are raking it in.
Even Skype has noted major spikes in usage.
By this same token, another company called Boku, which allows people to buy products and services by simply lumping the cost into their phone bill, has experienced a 30% rise in payment volumes over January.
That's what I'm saying.
Ground zero for this unexpected growth were countries getting hit by the coronavirus at the time.
Many have predicted that even after the pandemic, the convenience and effectiveness of working from home and using these technologies might cause fundamental structural changes to the business world.
That's a topic speaking up for another video.
I think it's absolutely accurate.
I think that what this COVID-19 has done is changed the economy.
And to be honest with you, less people are going to have to go out to the office if they do clerical type of activity for their occupation and simply just do it via a goddamn, I don't want to say Zoom, but a little fucking video conference or email or any other types of form of communication.
You don't even need to see these people.
So what does that mean?
That means it's good that people can kind of work from home, but it's also bad because there's going to be layoffs, dude.
That means there's less people that are necessary when you don't have people going to work.
You know what I'm saying?
Help businesses stay productive during a time of unprecedented modern crisis.
Productivity isn't worth much without food.
After all, pandemic or no pandemic, people still need to eat.
Sit-in restaurants are pretty much out of the question in most places.
I hope this guy says what I've been talking about.
The essential restaurants that have been able to stay open during COVID.
One in particular that I see, Domino's Pizza.
I mean, I've always liked Domino's Pizza's business model where it's just basically them.
The whole establishment is them and their pizza kitchen.
I mean, they don't even have a place to even sit down in some of these places so you can eat your pizza.
It's basically pickup or delivery.
And that fit right in with the whole essential business, stay six feet from each other, contactless type of bullshit that they were pushing during Corona.
While brick and mortar grocery stores are still trading, quarantine restrictions and understandable customer skittishness has reduced foot traffic in stores across the globe.
This has led to a home delivery renaissance benefiting a number of companies.
One of these companies is the Okado Group, an online grocery retailer that delivers products to consumers straight out of their warehouses, cutting out the middleman entirely.
Okado has reported, quote, exceptionally high demand since the advent of COVID-19 pandemic.
I mean, this is actually sad for other food delivery services.
And home delivery pizza services like Pizza Hut Domino have experienced a pandemic business boom.
Grocery stores, which provide home delivery services, have also managed to take advantage of the quarantine, often running out of delivery slots at startling places are the first time.
This is largely due to mostly unwarranted fears of sudden scarcity.
People have been both ordering groceries and canned goods like they're preparing for all-out nuclear war.
Speaking of canned goods, Campbell's soup has been weathering the storm of the pandemic as demand spiked for long-lasting, easy-to-store goods.
Wall Street experts speak that share prices for the soup company are likely to climb over the course of the pandemic.
This is actually a good video, tub guy.
Very good video, tub guy.
And in case you're wondering, no, the coronavirus pandemic hasn't affected the bottom line for Corona beer.
It hasn't affected the bottom line for alcohol.
I think alcohol is going to be orders in consumption.
Pretty much everything.
Amazon and Alibaba, a multinational e-commerce company, among other things, have been commanding the consumer goods market during the pandemic.
These companies are actively benefiting from the closure of other retail options under the quarantine.
As financial analyst Jim Keller puts it, as more and more businesses shutter or move to online operations and more and more consumers shelter in their homes, we expect to get Amazon sites.
In their boredom, people have been buying everything from books to games to exercise equipment.
Switching to get monetized this stupid shit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who the hell just donated?
Billy F.U. Domino's pizza sauce tastes like shit.
I'm not saying it's great pizza, but when people need something, they're hungry, they need it cheap, and they need it delivered.
Domino's is there.
Randall the Capitalist just dropped the diamond and said, I work retail and supplies.
Still fly off the shelf.
Thank you for that.
Anyway, I cannot believe that this shit is monetized with the fucking simplistic fucking free graphics that this asshole is using in this goddamn stupid video.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, you know, I got to get some assistance here.
I mean, if this is monetized on YouTube, I got to make shit like this on YouTube or something.
I'm not fucking kidding around.
I mean, this is free graphics, this asshole's using it.
Many of the physical products on this list of health products we'll talk about a little later are also buying.
And what is it now?
Who the hell just donated, Captain Autism?
This sellout is playing ads again.
I'm not playing any fucking ads, all right?
I don't, I'm not ad.
I am not sponsored by anybody.
I'm not sponsored.
Even some of the online services we've already mentioned, such as Slack and Zoom, take advantage of Amazon web services.
Demand has grown so high in the midst of the public.
That's what I'm saying.
I told you.
That's what I just said.
Even as unemployment continues to spike elsewhere across the country.
Incidentally, before you start seeing Amazon as a knight in shining armor during this pandemic, there have been widespread strikes in Amazon's so-called fulfillment centers over insane work hours, inadequate pay, and most relevantly, no personal protective equipment against viruses.
Hold on, pause this.
I actually knew somebody who worked in the Amazon fulfillment centers, and they were outside of the long hours because they do demand long hours, and they'll pay you unlimited overtime, from what I understand, at least at the time.
What are people talking about with inadequate pay?
What the fuck do people want nowadays, for fuck's sake?
Switch the channel, drop the diamond.
Wouldn't telecoms like Sprint be a good investment?
Course, communication, baby.
Seeing as communication already faced scandal.
Oh, Colonel Transisco with a fucking ninja genie.
He said, Would now be a good time to go to Antarctica?
I don't think you can, I don't think you can go to Antarctica and sell icebergs to penguins and catch a walrus for a pet.
Dude, you spent a fucking ninja genie on that shit?
Are you fucking, are you high?
I mean, seriously, would you would now be a good time to go to Antarctica and sell icebergs, all right, to penguins.
And I'm not even reading that again.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Employees dropping dead in warehouses.
It's understandable that Amazon's workers don't want a sudden outbreak of COVID-19 adding to workplace risks.
Workers' rights abuses aside, there are some profiting off the COVID-19 outbreak in a far more direct way.
NovaSight PLC is a cellular diagnostics company who made news recently for one of its products, the Prime Design Diagnostic Test, which was approved by the World Health Organization as a viable large-scale test for COVID-19.
Novocyte ships.
Test for COVID-19.
He tested me.
Thousands of tests were ordered immediately, with additional quotes requested by around 30 countries.
The World Health Organization has cited extensively.
Anyway, that's enough.
Thank you very much, Dr. Tub Guy.
And by the way, if you want to see the rest of this, here, let me go ahead and share this.
Wait, this fucker's got a fucking membership too.
How many?
Oh, no wonder.
8.27 million subscribers.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And take a look.
There's only 100,000 views.
That just goes to show you that subscribers don't mean shit anymore in YouTube.
It doesn't mean anything.
But anyway, you want to go ahead and continue to take a look at that video.
There it is right there, folks.
There it is right there.
So let's thank Tub Guy first and foremost for donating that because it's enlightening everybody who wants to, you know, get a little paid on this COVID-19 and who wants to enhance their financial potential, etc.
So anyway, let's continue here.
And fuck you, Pettis.
You don't control the show.
You're just some little fucking fruit that likes to troll around.
So sit there and tickle your ass.
Here's Tub Guy.
I'm curious what will happen with crypto.
A few months ago, crypto tanked with the market.
However, with the Fed printing so much money, the crypto market might not react the same way.
Well, that's what I'm saying, Tub Guy.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He received his Trump BT and bought a tuck and pull underwear set on the weekend.
All right, that's a good idea.
If you notice, his voice is sounding today.
Crypto Market And Troll Behavior00:10:11
Fuck off, all right?
Here's Luna Pony.
Jesus Christ.
Bad Dragon has outdone themselves this time.
Okay, great.
And girl, Colonel Transisco just dropped another diamond.
Press PW if you'd like to have a pet walrus.
A pet walrus, really?
Billy F.U. said the ads are becoming a problem with YouTube.
YouTubers have been demonetized, are finding out that ads are still being shown on their videos.
Yeah, no shit, dude.
That sucks.
So that's another thing.
I know I say that I should, you know, create some YouTube content or whatever, but I'm just saying that shit.
Fucking YouTube, once they find out it's me, they're going to be like, oh my God, it's ghost.
Kick him the fuck out of here.
Kick him out.
Anyway, let's continue.
Well, who's next here?
Oh, fucking Cornhog.
I mean, how did I guess?
Fucking Cornhog with another goddamn video over here.
And what did he say?
He said, here's $26 to play the whole thing.
It's your son doing what he does best.
What the hell are you talking about?
It's my son doing the whole thing.
About diagnostic companies or any medical device company.
Be wary.
Medical devices are getting hammered hard due to all the elective surgeries and non-COVID doctor visits being canceled.
That is true.
That is very true.
Thank you.
Thank you for the 411 Chatelet.
Look, I don't know.
I'm not going to play the whole thing because Cornhog just donated a 34-minute video of what is this?
What is this shit?
34 minutes?
This is a jerk with nothing, but no life, isn't it?
Definitely.
Oh, knock this shit again, dude.
Knock this.
I just figured out what you're talking about.
Eight inches.
You got some big buck nigger got you bent over a coffee table shoving eight inches up your ass, ain't he?
Oh, my God.
You and him have a good time, okay?
Like to get slammed in the ass, too?
I'll pig fuck you.
Dude, this is fucking horrible.
Cornhog.
Oh, yeah.
Who does this soundboard shit?
You know what?
Who's doing these soundboard fucking phone calls?
Because they're doing them about me.
They're doing them about me.
I'm fucking out.
Fuck.
Go ahead.
You ain't got cock, but you got pussy.
Eight inches.
I got an eight inch.
I'll pig fuck you.
So you just go ahead and like to get slammed in the ass.
That's what you like, huh?
Well, they ought to.
I wish you was in prison.
You probably are, and you probably got some big buck nigga that you're buying.
So you spend all your money buying him things to keep him happy.
Love him.
Where he'll wear that pussy you call an ass out for you.
Love him.
So you enjoy tonight every other night.
I hope that nigga drives that dick up your ass every damn night.
Holy ripping.
Like a nice big cock in your mouth.
Yeah, this is that's who I thought this was.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Spring feel.
Yeah.
What are you going to do with my cock?
You wouldn't know nothing about having a cockman because you got nothing but pussy.
Eight inches.
You're a big pussy, man.
Hey, listen here.
I got something for you.
Oh, yeah.
That sounds good.
Worship my cock.
Hey, you know what?
Why don't you get in the closet where you got that big bug nigger hiding?
Let him take his big old cock and do what you like so well.
Love him.
I don't want to interrupt you.
Like to suck on some dick.
I know what you like to do with them, man, but you need to keep that to yourself.
I'll fuck you out.
Like to get slammed in the ass.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
That sounded.
I just got back here.
That sounded like my laugh.
Hold on, pause this shit.
What the fuck was that about?
R.I.P. Don Vito.
Yeah, no shit.
All right, play a little bit more of this.
That sounded like me laughing.
What the fuck did I miss?
I fucking had to step away for a minute.
I can't take this shit.
I can't take this fucking shit anymore, man.
Eight inches.
Hey.
I need another cola.
Give me another cola.
Oh, yeah.
Call people up and fuck with them.
Give me another cola.
Say it.
You got an eight-inch cock up your ass.
Fucking colas, man.
I don't give a shit, okay?
Back to back fucking Coca-Cola.
Yeah, you are the biggest losers I've ever talked to in my entire life.
Oh, yes.
Hey, come, Guzzler.
This is the freak, huh?
Definitely.
Well, Mary, do you have no freaks like yourself you can call and talk to?
No.
Well, you must lead a boring life.
That's most of America, sir.
That's most of America.
Eight inches.
I told you, only thing you got eight inches is that big buck nigger riding you like a dude.
Hey, whoa, whoa, why do you get so much?
And Colonel Transisco just dropped the Diamond Press GIBP of Ghost's best pony.
You like to suck dick, too.
Well, that's fine.
Whatever.
You'd like to get slammed in the ass, too?
Oh, my God.
Hey, eight inches.
Hey, I changed my mind, man.
I want to know where you at, and I'll be right on over there.
Calling from Springfield.
From Springfield, Missouri.
Oh, yes.
That's not.
Well, what's your address?
What are you going to do with my cock?
I'll show you when I get there if you'll tell me where you live.
What the fuck am I listening to?
Yeah, definitely.
I'll show you a good time.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, come all over your face, and I'm going to rub my cock all over your face.
Just give me your address, dirt.
8, 8, 8.
Hold on, pause this.
Hold on.
What is this?
I'm going to hug.
Fuck you.
Worship my cocks.
Definitely.
Come on.
I mean, was that text-to-speech necessary?
Really?
Was that necessary?
All right.
Now, look, I got to play this for a few more minutes because Cornhog donated $26 for this one.
Think you can handle that?
So just saying.
Not no problem.
Where you live?
Like to call people up on a number of people.
Switch the channel.
Just dropped a donut saying cola is worse than beer.
Just somebody.
I'm going to beat your fucking brains out.
Think you can handle that?
Somebody else, you fucking losing freaking.
I don't give a shit, baby.
You understand?
I'm a machine.
Think you can handle that?
And by the way, take a whiff of this.
Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, man.
That's probably where you found that.
I like to suck on some dicks.
You are the biggest loser I've ever talked to in my entire life.
You know this?
Oh, yeah.
You need to get a life, brother.
Worship my cock.
Get that.
All right, this is a song.
All right, I'm letting this go for another minute.
And we're moving on, all right?
That's only because Cornhog donated $26 for this.
That sounds good.
Just play it with yourself, boy.
Worship my cock.
I do mean boy.
Hello.
Oh, I got a nice cock to slam in.
Jesus Christ, is this all this fucker does the whole damn fucking call?
I don't need answering your phone anymore, so you just leave a message on the phone.
This is what this idiot does the whole call.
Play with yourself and eight inches.
Have your turn phone turned off, man, because nobody wants to talk to a loser.
Worship my cock.
Yeah.
I think you can handle it.
I think that's enough.
You're the one who's going to be a little bit more.
All right, let's go.
Let it go a little over six minutes.
I got an eight-inch cock.
Hey, I wish I knew where you were.
You stinking Springfield, motherfucker.
Call him from Springfield.
Why don't you give me your address?
Because I ain't that far from Springfield, and I'll come there and I'll give you eight inches.
Eight inches.
Say long, okay?
So why don't you just give me that address?
Oh, yeah.
You're a stinking cow.
I think I've had enough of you.
I'm going to find your phone number and track you down.
You're a freaking loser.
What are you going to do with my car?
Freaking queer.
What are you going to do with my cock?
All right, pause this.
What is it?
Don't diss on my people's drink.
Don't diss on my people's drink.
What drink?
I'm talking about Coca-Cola up in here, baby.
Coca-Cola, polar bear.
Oh, polar bear Coca-Cola, I get it.
I hear you.
All right, here it is.
Play it.
Holiday ripping.
Eight inches.
Think you can handle that?
I think you're really sick.
Can you handle all that?
I'm going to give you just some mental health.
I'm going to come in your mouth so much.
You'll be shitting.
Nobody wants to hear your gross mouth.
You really make your mama proud.
Oh, yeah.
She gives good heads.
Who are you?
Can you tell me who are you?
Springfield.
Who?
Springfield.
Don't say who you are.
Come to my house.
That woman ain't taking shit, huh?
You wouldn't have nerve to do that because you're a pussy.
What are you going to do with my car?
Pussy.
No, you ain't got a pussy.
You are low.
You are low, man.
You're like, you can sit underneath a snake's belly and still have room.
You're dirt.
You understand that?
You're a cogsy piece of dirt.
I'll pick that up.
Enjoy all that because I'm not going to listen to you, man.
I'm not going to listen to your gross crap.
You don't even have any organs down there.
Eight inches.
And you don't have anything in your mind.
And you call a welfare recipient that doesn't have anything to do but I guess you got time on your welfare phone, huh?
Oh, yeah.
You're sick.
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You know that?
You're sick.
Let me tell you what.
I'm giving all these numbers to the police, and then you can tell them all about your cock, and then they can show you what to do with it, okay?
But you don't have one.
You better say.
I wish you'd come over here to myself.
All right.
All right.
I've done eight minutes for the eight inches.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Cornhog, for that one.
All right.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, we're going to continue on.
Once again, we got so many donos.
We're backed up.
Billy F.U., I do have to agree with you.
It was fucking funny.
And let me get to some diamonds here.
Colonel Transisco said: press GIBH if ghost equals boss hogs cousin big hambone.
And then we got another one by Colonel Transisco saying, press GIBH if ghost equals big boss hogs cousin big hambone.
Oh, that's the same thing.
All right, anyway, let's continue here.
We got to continue with these donos.
Like I said, folks, we have gotten so many donos backed up that if you do donate, don't expect to be played for a long, long time.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to this next one.
This next one was requested by Oxena, and Oxena said, time for some music with cock and balls.
I hope this is legitimate here, okay?
Oxena, here's a little bit of music, according to Oxena, with a little bit of cock and balls to it.
So let's play it.
Oxena, what is this?
Huh?
What is this?
Down?
Down below?
What is this?
Stormfront?
All right, let's give it a little bit.
Let's give it a minute here.
Wait a minute.
What is this shit?
What?
Is this like pirate rock or some shit like that?
It's like fucking pirate rock.
Arg.
Arg.
Where she blows!
There she blows, baby.
The big whale Ivy.
Take her away from me.
I never was one for a drink, changing hand dance, but I lived by the dice and the cost of the sky.
Hold on just a second.
People are actually drinking beer and smoking blunts to shit like this.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
There were none of the crew who was poorer than me.
I was watching the deck on a cold star.
This is fucking.
I'm sorry, dude.
I don't like this at all.
This is horrible.
Ghost, let me hop on board so you can hand over that booty.
Oh, cock.
Fuck off, tub guy.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck, tub guy?
Ghost, I am sincerely concerned about the disrespect you have been showing Toriel.
Oh, fuck, Torio.
All right, she fucking ghosts.
I've had enough of you, but I expect the same response.
You sick goat fuck.
Torial puss's best play.
You know what, Esriel?
You should turn your goddamn name into Ahmed or some shit.
What is it, Billy FU?
Rock with a hard R. Really?
This is what this is?
And then Colonel Transisco dropped a diamond.
Press GWIW if Ghostweiss equals a bloody great whale.
Dude, fuck you.
All right, asshole.
Fuck you.
All right, play the rest of this fucking garbage.
I am Jones, and I've seen your demise.
I can't believe that people are actually drinking this shit.
I will help you, right?
People are actually fucking drinking this shit like this.
Turn us down, good God.
Down below, in the bottom of the channel.
Oh, God.
I'm a savor to be.
Is this a troll or is this real music, dude?
This has got to be a troll, right?
I mean, I'm thumbs down in this shit.
I mean, for fuck's sake.
He said, I'll make you richest of all of your crew.
In return, I require a promise from you.
Can we grow up?
When you're tired, I mean, you'll sign up for me.
You know what pirates are nowadays?
They're Somali Africans, you fucking idiots, okay?
That's what fucking pirates are today.
All right?
Pirates are now Somali Africans, alright?
But I was deceived.
I wish I had known that I would be richest, but also Jesus Christ.
Remember the Barbary pirates?
That happened in Africa.
I can savor to me.
Come on, laugh this shit.
What is it?
We are our G-Me Mateys.
Tis rough waters through the streets of Texas.
I hope this Chinese Mike, you piece of shit.
Yeah, we're flooding out here, you piece of crap.
Fuck you.
Brand new handicapped Ghost Puss Puss flashlight at the merch store.
Dude, shut up.
All right, fucking merch store.
We do have a merch store, first of all.
All right, but we don't have no fucking pussy pony merch or any goat puss merch or any of that shit.
Shut up.
Can we play the red?
What?
What is it?
I want to swab your granny's poop deck.
Oh, God.
I'm not even going to say that name, you sick fuck.
All right.
Colonel Transisco just dropped a diamond.
Anyone ever hear Midget Saw by Ailestorm?
What?
You're listening to this pirate shit too, Colonel Transisco?
Are you shitting me?
Jesus fuck.
Good God.
What is it now?
What?
Billy F you in the house.
So what you're saying?
Pirates got blacked?
Well, that's what they are nowadays, dude.
They're all Africans, dude.
Every pirate is off, you know, the fucking horn, you know, the fucking horn off Africa.
That's where all the goddamn pirates are, and they're all Africans, dude.
So this idea of like Eric the Red and Leaf Erickson and shit, that shit was thousands of years ago.
So much like most of Europe, it is gone away because of cultural enrichment.
Hey, somebody had to say it.
Somebody had to say it.
The next day I woke you to a screen from the home.
I can't believe I'm weather's fucking stupid.
Hey, Colonel Transisco with a diamond said yes.
I am sabotage ZZ Top and Ail Storm 2.
Well, I like ZZ Top, don't get me wrong, but I don't know about all this pirate bullshit.
Eric the Red was a Viking.
What?
What's the fucking difference, alright?
They both had those fucking horny hats on.
Get the fuck out of here.
They all put their fucking privates in the same porthole.
You know it and I know it.
I'm a sailor to me.
And he's waiting for me.
Down below, down below.
I can't believe people are actually drinking to this shit.
How long do we have?
All right, we've got one more minute of this shit, so everybody just calm down.
All right, we've got 2,100 lemons right now in the treasure chest.
So chill, I'll be dispensing those here in the next hour and a half or so.
There's a sprinkling of frost building up on the rails.
I'm sorry.
What now?
What?
Captain Albin, tis time fair or bath.
Could you come down from the bottom?
Oh, here it is.
On board, Nurse Jessica.
Don't drink any run.
Rum gives ye TH poopsies, and I don't want to swap TH poop deck.
Also, we haven't found Moby Raiden yet.
Moby Raiden, dude, that's not funny, dude.
All right, whoever the hell Nurse Jessica is, I'm getting tired of that shit.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'm getting tired of that crap.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking poopsies.
Who the fuck says that anymore?
Waiting for me down below, down below, down below.
Alright, can we hurry up here?
Alright?
I'm telling you, I've had enough of this stupid fucking pirate shit.
I want the voice tutorial from the aft mask.
Is this Esriel scene from Titanic, but with some fucking God with this?
I want to swab her poop deck and stir last time.
Can you fuck off?
I'm listening to pirate shit, Esriel.
Go fuck a goat.
Down below, down below, down below, down below, down below, down below, down below, because they love to blow.
Down below, down below, because pirates love to blow.
Especially when they're up.
Alright, who just donated here?
Patiently waiting.
Hope everyone is having a great day.
Joyce has a lot of fun.
Currently working, so I can't tune into the show.
Just dropping by with well wishes.
Dude, thank you very much.
Cheers to patiently waiting.
Host choice in the house.
A kid goes trick or treating as a pirate.
He knocks on a front door and a man answers.
Oh, I can see you're dressed up as a pirate, the man says, but where are your buccaneers?
The kid gets really mad and says, on the sides of my bucking head.
Oh, give me a bro.
Are you kidding me, Norse brony?
Are you kidding me?
Avast Matey's ghost's wife spotted off the port bow, 30 Fathoms man the harpoons.
Bonzie buddy, fuck you, you piece of shit.
All right, go fuck you up, your asshole.
All right, I've had enough of this shit.
All right, look, I'm taking a couple more donos, and then we're gonna take some calls here, all right?
That's what we're doing.
We're taking a couple more donos, and we're gonna take some calls.
Here's another one yet again.
Hey, hold on, Professor Gray Steele.
As a professor, I have to inform you, you and your viewers, that Vikings never wore horns on their helmets.
Okay.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Here it is.
We've got Cornhog again.
He said, Ghost, while I'm sure I've pissed off the chat more than enough with my purposeful cringe and autism donos, I've decided to redeem myself by sending you some great metal.
I doubt this is metal, but here it is.
He said, GX, let's see if fucking Cornhog has requested some kind of metal here.
Oh, Jesus, could this isn't fucking metal?
Is this you, Piss Goblin, for fuck's sake?
Are you Cornhog?
Are you Cornhog, Piss Goblin?
God damn it!
Viewer discretion is advised.
Fucking piss goblin made this little cornhog fucking donated for it.
Raiden Snake jerks himself to the cross.
Oh, fuck off, Cornhog.
Sign on my ass as true.
This is disgusting, dude.
This is utterly disgusting.
I want to be a bitch.
You understand that?
Sign on my ass as two.
And by the way, they fucking spliced my voice for this shit.
You know it.
Sign on my ass S2 and TOG.
I want to be a bitch.
Do you understand that?
Sign on my SS2.
Sign on my SS2.
This is fucking truck.
Sign on my SS2.
I want to be a bitch.
Do you understand that?
Sign on my ass.
I mean, come on.
Sign on my ass as two and a dodge.
Hold on, hold on.
Hey, look, whoever's donating, we're backed up with donos.
Hey, ghost, did you know the scorpions did a song about Engineer Ang Miss's ghost?
No, I didn't, Fox McLeod.
But look, I want to remind everybody once again: we've got so many goddamn donos that if you're going to be donating, you're not going to be hearing it for a while, dude.
So just saying, all right?
Oh, God.
This is fucked up.
This is so fucked up.
And they made this about me.
They made it about me.
Oh, God.
Not this shit.
I'm a convers who takes an empty ass.
Uncut pain is.
Uncut pain is.
The sign on my ass is to win it.
Uncut pain.
Uncut pain is.
People have ruined my fucking butt, man.
Ha ha ha ha.
The sign on my ass.
Give me a break.
The sign on my ass is to win a dog.
Anime Screensavers And Fan Shouts00:10:24
Okay, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm just saying, these are my fuckin' fans over here.
Gotta do with this shit.
Why even put in Alex Jones?
Thank God we're almost done with it.
Alright, take this shit off.
Take this shit off.
And then take it off.
Take it off the screen for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking Cornhog and Piss Goblin and all these other fucking people out of here for fuck's sake.
God damn it.
Oh, God, I'm belching over here.
I'm not Cornhog, but if you want to talk, my phone number is the one that starts with the nine area code UWU.
All right, well, I'll think about it here.
Here, let me play one more dono.
And by the way, this one isn't by Cornhog.
It is now by Umbrella Corporation.
Umbrella Corporation requested this one and didn't say anything.
So let's see what Umbrella Corporation has in store here.
Wait, hold on.
What is this?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Umbrella Corporation, what the fuck?
What is this?
Top 10 reasons to like Israel.
The fuck is this shit?
Thank you for watching.
Hold on.
Thank you for watching.
Oh, come on.
Footage of Mrs. Ghost caught in the wild.
All right, look, Cornhog, that's enough, dude.
Seriously, Cornhog.
Are you kidding me?
Wait a minute.
Let me replay that shit.
I'm waiting for the 10 reasons to like fucking Israel.
What the fuck?
I'm waiting for the 10 reasons.
Thanks for watching.
What the fuck?
Dude, you guys are a bunch of anti-Semitic bad.
You know, you guys are a bunch of anti-Semitic bastards.
All right.
Yeah, real funny, Umbrella Corporation.
Real funny.
Everybody's laughing.
Oh, yeah, it's based.
Oh, based, man.
Shit, oh.
All right.
Anyway, what else we got?
We got a diamond coming in from Colonel Transisco saying, press GWWB if Ghost's wife wears a burqa for Ali.
I don't know.
I mean, you know, sometimes you got to put a bitch in a goddamn tarp sometimes.
I don't know.
I mean, sometimes you got to do it.
All right, let's get to one more dono here.
Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu has requested this one and said, how a true capitalist lives.
You better not be donating me that fucking stupid asshole that's obsessed with goddamn anime and waifus and all this other bullshit.
Of course you are.
Of course you are, you fucking sick fuck.
God damn it.
And what is this?
Esriel true Jewish tranny radio.
Fuck you.
All right, true Jewish tranny radio.
Fuck off.
Can we get to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu here?
Here is this fucking idiot dressed up as a fucking Nazi that is obsessed with waifus, that is obsessed with enemies.
This is fucking disgusting.
This guy makes me fucking sick.
This guy makes me sick, man!
This is twice.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God, dude.
And what is this?
Shout out to engineer and ghetto capitalist.
May he rest in peace.
Oh, well, I hope that nothing happened to them.
But engineers here.
I don't know about ghetto capitalists, Jair Boldorano.
I don't know what the hell.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but cheers to you.
Let's watch a little bit more of this.
And believe it or not, this is a fucking idiot that's supposed to be, I don't know, some kind of an accountant out in some fucking Euro trash country who is obsessed with waifus.
Alright, so I'm just saying, he's obsessed with this shit.
And this is ridiculous.
Look at this shit.
Look at all this shit.
Look at this bullshit.
Here is my trucker.
Here, my soulkraut.
Make specks prey.
Undweist beer.
I smack Bunderbarn.
Bunderbar.
Get my face.
I mean, can you all believe this shit, dude?
I mean, this makes me fucking sick.
Colonel Transisco just dropped a diamond.
Hashtag true fruity Gestapo Agent Radio.
Dude, this guy is just a complete fucking disgusting piece of trash.
And by the way, this guy's apartment is so small, you can lay down in the whole son of a bitch.
I mean, look, here's his fucking bedroom right next to his kitchen.
What kind of fucking stupid fucking socialist Euro cuck shit is this?
Here, he's made it.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on, take that shit off!
Ghost!
Fuck off!
Are you fucking kidding me?
This guy has got fucking anime on his fucking computer screensaver!
It's wonderful!
Here is my weapon!
With these weapons, I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you, the dogs!
Oh my god!
Hahaha!
Here we see Flamen!
I mean, come on, man!
What?!
Why am I watching this bullshit?
Why am I watching this fucking super bullshit?
This is why I don't like to do this show!
Because I'm exposed to dumb fucking shit like this!
And by the way, this does look like Bjorn, by the way.
I'm just saying, it does kind of look like Bjorn.
Look at all this shit.
Look at all this obsessive waifu anime bullshit.
Look at this shit fuck.
Randall, the capital has just dropped the diamond.
Is this what an inner circle meeting looks like?
Fuck you, okay?
Oh, yeah, by the way, just want to say, notice that this is a white man speaking German.
Just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying!
Here we see normal people at tennis.
Ha, ha, ha.
Yes.
They don't know what I mean.
Ha, ha, ha.
I'm letting this...
I'm turning this off after my 45 seconds.
I don't want to see this fucking idiot's entire weeb collection.
There's something wrong with this idiot's mind when this son of a bitch has got this kind of obsession with fucking cartoon women.
That's why I'm saying son of a bitches like this should be on a list at their Vice Squad Police Department.
Hey guys, if you all listen to Ghosts' Financial Advice, you two can be just like the anime Nazi.
Alright, the anime Nazi, dude.
Shut up.
All right, tub guy.
Don't give these fuckers any ideas, all right?
I mean, believe it or not, coming from you, this validates this sick fucking fetish of anime and waifu by you saying that shit.
Now, I'm going to be fucking playing this for 44 more seconds, and now I'm fucking taking it the fuck off.
This is sick.
This is disgusting.
And that same that goes for every one of you fucking pieces of yeast-infected fucking licking trash that are obsessed with cartoon fetish women.
Do you understand that?
Huh?
Fucking play the rest of this shit.
This is fucking disgusting.
This is f*****g disgusting!
Alright, you know, I'm done with this shit.
I can't take this shit off.
Take this shit off.
All right, I'm done, dude.
I can't take this shit anymore.
Fucking Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu requested that shit.
And this is fucked up, dude.
Why in the fuck do you continue to request this son of a bitch?
All right, I'm taking calls for Christ's sake.
I'm taking some calls.
All right, maybe the calls won't be as freaky or some shit.
Let's go ahead and let's take another number here, all right?
All right, hold on.
Before we do, what is this?
H-E-L-L-Y-E-A-H has a pantara.
Better than panting.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
How about 650?
What's up?
We got an angel brought at Radio Graffiti.
Don't you forget!
360 degree tutorial battle for your best.
God bless America.
God bless Donald Trump and God bless Toriel's sweet puss.
You got me, Tom?
Oh my God.
That's my mom.
Racist Chat And God Bless America00:03:45
I'm sure I like those.
They look really, very racist.
Ideas are like to be a sold out.
The ghost cause is all out.
You are completely gay.
I'm gay.
I'm just sight by idea.
No!
All right, take that shit off, all right?
Real fucking funny.
And then Esriel over here had to fuck it up and play, I don't know, some fucking dono about Goat Puss or some shit.
Colonel Transisco just dropped the dime and said, have you tried Sauternese French dessert?
I don't try any of that French frog crap.
All right.
The only thing, oh, it's a dessert wine.
Well, maybe I'll try it if it's a wine or a champagne, but I ain't tried it.
All right.
I ain't tried it.
All right, let's take another one up in here.
I couldn't even understand what the hell was going on there.
How about this person's been holding on?
How about 602?
What up?
Hey, Ghost, thanks for taking my call again.
What's going on, dude?
You can hear me, right?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Cool.
Thanks.
Hey, Ghost, I just had just one more question about finances for you.
Hello?
Can you still hear me?
Yeah, dude.
Sorry, my phone's being all buzzy.
I was just wondering what books specifically make textbooks as a priority, but just general books that you would recommend a young person to read to.
Jesus Christ.
Didn't I tell you the last time for Christ's sake?
I mean, books!
Fucking, it's on the internet!
All right, go to Investopedia for fuck's sake, man, and learn all the lingo and language and all that other shit.
A fucking book.
I mean, dude, you have to learn from actually applying yourself.
All right, go to one of these fake stock playing games or some shit and see if you have any fucking any kind of foresight about the market.
For fuck's sake, Jesus Christ.
I need a book.
Can you give me a book here?
Jesus, fucking hell.
All right.
Anyway, can we move on?
Can I have a book?
I mean, dude, you have limitless amounts of knowledge at your fingertips on the internet.
All right, you can literally look up anything you want to on the internet, and you're asking me for a fucking book.
Jesus fucking hell, for Christ's sake.
All right, can we continue here?
Who else do we have here?
How about all right, let's take a cut.
Let's take a fucking non-number one.
Who the hell is Devil Echoing Ghost?
Look, first of all, don't back mask me.
Okay, asshole.
Do not backmask me.
And look, there was a guy that did that back in like 2009 that suggested that things that I said when said backwards was satanic or some kind of bullshit like that.
Don't do that.
That brings up bad memories, and I don't even want to think about that shit.
All right.
All right.
Who the hell else we got here?
How about Metal Fan?
Metal fan, you there?
Hold on, dude.
Investing In Alaska And Backmasking00:14:33
First of all, that was an Obama phone, first and foremost.
And then you just ear-raped everybody for Christ's sake.
Jesus, hell.
I mean, you just ear raped everybody.
Everybody's like, Jesus Christ, my ears.
No shit.
All right, one more, and then we're moving on here.
How about 707?
What up?
Hey, ghosts.
A couple shows ago, you talked about Antarctica and how it'd be like a good investment in the future.
Do you think you could elaborate a little bit on that?
Get this idiot out.
How are you going to invest in Alaska, you asshole, huh?
Can you explain that one to me?
How in the fuck do you expect to invest in Alaska or in Antarctica?
Wherever the fuck you said, dude, you're trolling.
All right, dude.
I don't even know.
I don't know what the fuck to say.
You know, Alaska, fucking investing in Alaska.
And Esriel just dropped a diamond, by the way.
Look, the only way to invest in Alaska is this, okay?
There is still unclaimed land in Alaska that one can go and settle themselves and go send Antarctica.
Well, even in Antarctica, what the hell do you want me to say about Antarctica?
There's nothing to invest.
What I'm suggesting is that the reason why all countries, every country is at war with each other, you know, we're potentially on a cold war with China.
We're not on very good footing with Russia.
You know, Europe doesn't like us too much anymore because they want to get in cahoots with China and Russia.
We're in this big debacle on the grand chessboard of the world politic.
And yet, somehow, everyone of these countries can agree that no one should go to Antarctica.
That no one should go to Antarctica, and that Antarctica is off limits, etc.
If anybody tries to take a private ship to Antarctica, you will be shot.
Okay, there's actually been a couple of people that have attempted to go to Antarctica themselves, chartering their own boats that were shot at by international, quote-unquote, troops that are there.
And the reason, in my opinion, is because they're hiding land.
All right.
Admiral Bird, okay, went there twice for the United States government and proved it.
All right.
Ghost doesn't want you to invest in Alaska because the dethroned Texas is the biggest state.
Get the fuck out of here.
Texas is the best.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Anyway, let me move on.
I don't want to talk about Antarctica and the hidden land that they've got over there.
Look, Colonel Transisco with another Ninja Genie.
He said, how is he going to invest in Alaska?
Sell igloos to Eskimos and icebergs to penguins.
Like I said, the only way that you can invest in Alaska is, believe it or not, you can still go onto unclaimed land, settle it, and as a result, it's yours.
You don't even have to pay for it, for Christ's sake.
And I'm not talking about flat earth, you moron.
Okay?
Hold on.
You know what?
You all piss me off so much.
I'm not even joking.
I got to fucking look this up for Christ's sake because you people make me fucking sick.
You make me fucking sick.
Hey, what is this?
Billy, F you just donated.
Why is there a recording of you speaking Satan's language?
After hearing that, I suddenly feel an urge to sacrifice my wife's cat.
Well, I don't know.
That ain't me.
All right.
That ain't me.
That ain't me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here it is.
Operation High Jump is what it is.
This is an actual government footage, believe it or not.
I'm about to show you here.
And let me see if I can get to the part where Admiral Bird is in the sky and actually sees land that is completely habitable.
That is, I think this is it.
Is this it?
Hold on, we got another diamond by Colonel Transisco.
Press G-I-F-E if ghost equals flat earther.
Dude, shut up.
I'm not a fucking flat earther, you fucking moron.
I'm just simply stating that in Antarctica, they're withholding shit from us out there.
And that's all I'm saying.
And if they're withholding things from us out there, then I think that we as the American people and as the world civilization need to ask what is it they're hiding.
Hold on, I'm trying to look for the fucking clip.
Of course, YouTube has been on a big purging session as of late.
And they want to, you know, make sure that, you know, none of this crap that used to be on here for anyone to download to download for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Jesus Christ.
You see, I fucking, I hate fucking doing this for you fucking tards.
You know what?
I'm not doing it.
Look it up for yourself.
Admiral Bird, Operation High Jump.
All right.
It's military footage that shows Admiral Bird flying over Antarctica.
And after he passes over all this fucking ice land, all of a sudden it's this, it's this picture of fucking habitable land with water and all kinds of natural resources and shit.
He even talked about it on a goddamn show.
All right.
Even talked about it on a goddamn show.
So what are they hiding?
Is all I'm saying?
All right.
Anyway, dude, I'm tired.
I'm tired of you fucking people with your fucking assholes.
Hollow Earth and all this bullshit.
Go fuck yourselves, dude.
That's why I hate you people.
I want to be honest with you.
That's why I hate doing these fucking shows, dude, because you people are fucking tards and idiots.
I mean, you got the world at your fingertips, and instead, you want to fucking wax your carrot to waifu, pony, brony, cartoon fetish bullshit, and instead of actually learning about some shit.
So go, you all can go fuck yourselves.
All right, go die of cancer of a cock.
I don't care.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue here because I'm fucking, I shouldn't have even have looked this up because I don't have time to be doing this.
I got shitloads of donos by fucking idiots that want to sit here and talk shit.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
And look at it.
It wasn't real.
It wasn't this.
It wasn't.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
Fucking pieces of shit.
Don't donate to me anymore.
I'm tired of all of you fucking people.
Y'all make me fucking sick.
All right.
Let's get to Horatio Nelson here.
Okay.
Horatio Nelson says, hey, Mama Africa.
Hey, way, way, ha, way, way.
Whatever the fuck he says.
By the way, we're not taking any more fucking calls.
These cars, these calls have been fucking retarded.
All right.
But hey, what do I expect?
This is the kind of fucking people that I'm broadcasting to, right?
Is that it?
This is the kind of fucks that I'm broadcasting to.
A bunch of fucking retards that fucking could care less about yours truly and want to see nothing but the worst for old years truly here.
That's what the fuck you want, all right?
That's all you fuckers care about.
So fuck you.
All right, play Horatio Nelson's dono for fuck's sake.
Welcome back.
Bringing you the new movie, Frog.
What the hell is this crap?
I'm on the fit of production.
Uganda!
I'm glad you decided to join the club ghost.
All right.
Hail Satan.
Fuck you.
Hail Malik.
Ho-Ow.
I for all H-N for all for all.
I am not in the mood for this shit.
N for all for all.
S for all H. Ho Ow.
I for all H N for all for all.
S Cypher Al.
We get it, you fucking idiot.
We get it.
Colonel Transisco, we're tards.
It takes a tard to know a tard, ghost.
Yeah, right.
If you want, you can call me off the air and we can chat it up.
Winking face.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's what I want to do, Piss Goblin.
Yeah, that's it.
All right, that's it.
Texas Philly Bird blame Jews for our condition.
They own our media.
All right, whatever.
Can we get to the fucking, what is this?
Horatio Nelson's video, please?
Jesus.
do you know the way do you know the way do you know the way what the am i watching here This is Swaz.
Swaz means Swazeneka.
Schwarzenegger.
Why are they bringing up Schwarzenegger in Africa?
Swaz is a good man.
His wife is in the hospital.
She's dying.
She's got Ebola.
He must do what he needs to do.
Look at that.
Still taking American money.
Still taking American money.
Look at that.
Taking American money in Africa.
Anyway, Colonel Transisco with a diamond press EIT if NG is the talent.
Dude, fuck off.
Shekos can be.
Who's fucking donating now?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Engineer, play a video for us.
Oh, Christ.
Look, your donos are not going to get played for a long time, dude.
There are a lot of donos that were pre-donoed here.
We're still getting past them, by the way.
Here it is.
Once again, Horatio Nelson with his Ugandan.
What the hell?
Holy shit!
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
I have a tea!
OH MY GOD! GET THE MONEY!
He grabbed the fucking kid by his ass!
He grabbed the kid by his ass!
I mean, good God!
He's a big haste!
Oh my god.
Look at the joggers.
They're jogging.
This is Captain Alex.
He's alive.
Captain Alex is alive.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna pause this shit.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost, you should seriously consider getting a lawyer.
Tax fraud is serious.
The big bad IRS is coming for you.
Okay, great.
Thank you very much.
Colonel Transisco, press ENOS if NG needs to host his own show.
All right, go fuck off.
All right, play the rest of this.
Who killed the captain Alex?
Swazeka.
Schwarzenegger!
Oh my god.
This is a bad day.
I want to go back to school.
Dude, what am I watching, dude?
I mean, is this supposed to be a short movie?
Is this supposed to be a movie with a third-party narration?
I mean, is this the black Schwarzenegger?
Colonel Transdisco dropped the diamond.
How's that Cayman bank account of yours, Ghost?
Yeah, fuck.
Are you crazy?
Is this kid gonna jump?
Meanwhile, meanwhile, get to rally.
What the fuck?
Jump!
You have gotta be shitting me.
You have gotta be shitting me.
Look at this.
He's just gonna be your boy.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
He just jumped.
He just jumped.
And the kid has all the loot.
The kid has all the loot, man.
Did you enjoy it, Alex?
Oh, my God.
He just flipped.
Did you see that flip?
From Wakarudu Studios in Atete, Uganda.
Police!
Police, police, police, police!
Man, the police department here really sucks a cock with it, doesn't it?
Swash.
Swatchenager.
I need the right.
I need the right.
I need the night.
I'm gonna stay quiet, dude.
I'm getting really intrigued.
I'm totally enthralled by this cinematic event here from Uganda.
It was on the run.
Moving.
What is it?
Man, no, no.
It was a temple.
Swaz!
Swaz, you can't believe me.
I'm a kisser.
Two by fire.
You don't want me to take the moon.
No, no, no.
It's on the move.
Swaz.
I don't even know what to say about this, dude.
Seriously.
Seriously.
I mean, you know, pause this.
What is it?
Texas history teacher, this is live footage from Baltimore.
Crazy.
Dude, don't go there, man.
Seriously.
Live footage from fucking Baltimore.
Colonel Transisco said: press EIBP if NG equals best pony.
GIB if Ghost is best bro.
Live Baltimore Footage And Stunts00:02:51
Dude, fuck off.
All right.
Jesus Christ, play a little bit more of this.
This is hilarious.
People are enjoying it.
All right.
It's from Africa.
Holy shit.
He just shot him in the cop.
Behind you.
Shot him in his dick He just shot him in his dick Ghost, I'm leaving to go grab beer.
So pause the show until I get back.
Oh, dude, fuck you.
You could pause on your.
You pause your mother.
All right.
I ain't fucking pausing shit.
You pause your mother.
Is this what they're listening to?
Is this what they're doing in Africa?
I did get to my wife.
I knew forgetful my wife.
Horatio Nelson requested this.
He's getting away.
I'm too old for this shit.
He's free.
Swaz is free.
Hold on.
We got a no-no up in here.
Evidently, the niggers run from the cops in Africa, too.
Oh, dude, no, we're not condoning that racism.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Eight inches, nice and fat.
Can you handle that?
All right, dude, that cornhog, you're sick fuck, dude.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
All right, play a little bit more of this.
Africa.
Pull it away.
Subaru Subaru Subaru Subaru, YOU 꼭 Subaru.
What did you mean?
What did you not expect to?
I'm telling you the special effects.
How does it end?
Oh, he died.
He dies.
And the wife gets away with the light.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I'm telling you the stunt work here.
The stunt work, ladies and gentlemen!
Special Effects And Uganda Welcome00:14:22
So incredible!
Most unexpendible!
You got it, so isn't it?
Oh, no!
Bad black.
Welcome to Uganda.
Wait a minute.
It's going to be in Austin, Texas.
Look at this shit.
World premiere Fantastic Fest Bad Black at Austin, Texas, September 22nd to 29, 2016.
How the hell did Uganda get to Austin, Texas?
I mean, good God.
Anyway, that right there was Horatio Nelson who requested that one.
And I know I went a little longer on that one, but that one was funny.
All right, that was hilarious.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue.
We've got Mass Pony.
Mass Pony requested this and said, ah, hey, ghost, thank you for reading my fanfic.
Finally.
Hell are you talking about it?
You better beg for it.
All right.
Yeah, beg for your fucking wife.
All right.
Go sit there and shut your fucking ass up.
All right.
Here it is.
Mass pony.
Mass pony requested this.
Let's see what the hell Mass Pony is talking about.
No, oh my god, who the fuck?
Who the fuck did this put the PC shot on?
Mass pony, somebody by the name of Mass Pony requested this shit.
Disco waffles, radio graffiti.
Mass pony stories about ponies wearing diapers.
She kicks her hooves around.
Rainbow begs Twilight to stop a bit, but Twilight keeps it up until Rainbow loses control and uses.
Is that Jackler?
After a bit of more, Rainbow was released from Twice torture.
Twilight points to her diaper shoe.
She too is using sucks.
We've made Rainbow a little happy.
Whoever did this, you're a sick guy.
You sick, son of a bitch.
the mask, peppers, and ponies!
Pony cow!
God damn it.
No shit, dude.
No fucking shit.
I remember that.
I remember the Mass Pony incident like it was yesterday.
Jesus Christ, man.
No more Pampers and Ponies.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man.
No, shit, dude.
No, shit.
Come on.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I mean, come on, man.
All right.
I think we're about done with this.
I mean, the Mass Pony incident, do we really need to be reminded by this?
Seriously?
Do we really need to be reminded that this even took place for heaven's sake?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Who the hell else do we got?
Oh, yeah, Bob Tom.
Bob Tom is next.
And before I get to Bob Tom's, Colonel Transisco, yet another diamond.
Hashtag true diaper poop and ponies radio.
Hashtag true pampered host radio.
Don't even kid around about that shit, dude.
Seriously, if y'all don't know about the mass pony shit, look it up on YouTube.
It's fucking disgusting, man.
And for those that are new to the broadcast, I'd like to remind everybody that I've been on this broadcast for 13 years.
And all you got to do is search some of my old shows, true conservative radio, true capitalist radio.
You're going to get lost in the content that you'll find in YouTube and Google, etc.
So I'm just saying, true capitalist radio.
Now we're the ghost show, the Saturday Night Troll show.
So we in the house.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to Bob Tom.
Bob Tom requested this and said, ghost drinking song when he's drunk.
Really?
You know my fucking drinking song?
As a matter of fact, I don't really have a drinking song.
I usually drink, and then, you know, whatever mood I'm in when I'm drinking, that's when I decide what I'm going to play.
You know, so there's not something that I just, you know, go to right away when I'm boozing.
All right, what the hell is this, though?
Wait a minute.
What is this shit?
Bob Tom, what the fuck did you just donate?
What is this garbage?
Put the PC shot on.
Bob Tom requested this.
Hold on, turn this down a little bit.
Well, as I came home on a Monday night, God.
Hold on.
A couple of fucking Irish fucking muck shoveling mix talking about them being drunk.
I mean, I would never play some shit like this.
And Colonel Transisco just dropped a diamond saying, hashtag true 15 years of wasted air radio.
You fuck you assholes.
That drunk could be.
What now?
What?
Masked pony as a tranny now.
No joke.
Vinny shitty heart Paul.
Dude, fuck you with that stupid name, first of all.
And secondly, I know Mass Pony's trying to be a tranny now.
Why do you never bring shit up?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Play Bob Tom's muck shovel and mick video.
What?
Baby bottle, baby bottle, Hello, Cornelius, your autism is chilling.
Hello!
Baby bottle, Can you shove it up your fucking ass with a fucking baby bottle?
Shut up!
And Randall the Capitalist just dropped a diamond.
Death to the four Minneapolis police officers.
He said that.
I'm not wishing death on anybody except for Wings of Redemption.
So anyway, let's continue.
All right, play this shit.
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be.
Well, I called me wife and I says to her, Will you kindly tell to me?
Fucking muck shovel and miss.
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
I ain't drunk, you drunk your city over.
Still, you cannot see.
This is supposed to be my drunken song.
And by the way, pause this.
And by the way, they don't even look like Irish.
You know how Irish used to look like tough, rugged guys and shit?
Look at these fruiters.
Look at these fucking fruiters, man.
What the fuck has happened to goddamn Europe, man?
What happened to you people?
You know, seriously, you all take it up the ass now.
Hey, what is this?
I'm Salot.
I don't know what the hell.
I don't know what the hell you're trying to make me say there.
And here's Midnight Cowboy Management.
Sorry, I haven't donated in a while.
Trump socialist dollars ran out, and unemployment checks been late.
Nice to see you're doing a show.
What has it been a week?
Dude, you lazy fucking.
Hey, asshole, I did two 10-hour shows last week.
I couldn't do a Saturday night troll show this week.
So fuck off, all right?
Anyway, Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Irish music is great stuff.
Most notably, the IRA stuff.
You don't know anything about the IRA, boy.
Get the hell out of it.
I came home.
All right, get out of here.
Look at these fruiters.
This is supposed to be drunken Irishmen.
I saw.
I mean, this is disgusting.
Any one of these guys you could see on Grinder right now.
No offense, but you're a stupid asshole.
Oh, yeah, fuck you, Ron.
All right, whoever the fuck you are, you say the same shit all the fucking time.
And here's Ed.
Here's a hint to the link.
By the time you get to my dono, you're going to need Marie B-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-R-R-R-R.
Have a good one and good luck, ghost.
Hey, thank you.
It's $25, or excuse me, $20.20 for me to play that, by the way.
Just letting everybody know it says it right there in the goddamn description.
Says it on the damn screen.
But thank you anyway, Ed.
I appreciate it, dude.
Cheers to you.
Let's watch these muck shoveling micks, shall we?
These fruity ass muck shoveling mix that look like they just got popped out of the anal passage of Ricky Martin.
Go ahead and play it.
My old coat should be.
What is this?
What now?
Danny Gerson, Oy Vey.
All right, great.
Great.
And who the hell's this?
Randy the Capitalist just dropped another diamond.
Anita Rimjob is the best.
Dude, fuck you, asshole.
All right, play the rest of this stupid dumb fucking.
Look at this fruiter.
Look at this guy.
I mean, I'm telling you right now, these guys are at bathhouses.
Baby bottle, baby bottle, you know what you're fucking goddamn stupid fucking autism that's showing with all this repetition, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, Baby bottle, this wastes a lot of time.
Baby bottle you're all talking about me wasted time this way.
Baby bottle, what is this for a dollar?
I love Guide Hicks.
What the hell does that mean?
I love Guide Hicks.
What the fuck does that mean, for christ's sake?
And here well, what is this?
When you say, put the pc shot on?
Who are you talking to?
Don't worry about him, don't worry about that shit.
Fucking Jacques Crusso or whatever your name is all right.
Anyway, we've got turtle colonel Transisco with a diamond hashtag, true Irish Republican ARMY Radio, and colonel Transisco with another diamond up the ra.
So anyway let's, let's go ahead and play the rest of this fucking muck shoveling Mick video, please.
And I says, all right, would you kindly tell to me, muck shoveling Mix, who owns that court behind the door where my old coat should be?
Ah, you drunk, you drunk.
You silly old fruit.
Still you cannot see.
Mother said to me, well, it's many a day I traveled a hundred miles or more, but buttons on a blanket sure, I never saw the Ira socialists as I came home.
Wait a minute, Cornhog just informed us that the Ira are socialist.
Uh, by the way, so just letting everybody know.
All right, wednesday night, as drunk, as drunk could be, I saw a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be.
So I called his wife and I says to her, dude, this is a gay ass song.
By the way, just letting you know who owns a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be.
Are you drunk?
You're drunk, you silly old food.
I mean seriously, this is a really gay song.
Whistle, hold on, pause this shit.
What now?
Disney Gerson ACID?
What the hell does that mean?
Disney Gerson on as what?
Disney Gerson ACID?
I don't know what the fuck.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
You guys are just shit talking about the tobacco energy whistle.
Sure I never saw before.
Can we finish this stupid fucking song?
This is Bomb's fucking song.
For fuck's sake, as drunk, as drunk could be.
Dude, these are fruiters, these are fucking fruiters.
How are these Irish men should be?
Give me a break.
All these guys are gonna blow each other after this.
I mean you couldn't get any fruit.
I'm tired of fruity guys.
Listen, pause this shit.
I am tired of looking at fruit bowl guys out here.
I'm Tired of it.
All right, look at this.
This is from 2013.
It hit Europe first.
Now it's hitting the United States.
Have you seen how fruity the United States has gotten, for Christ's sake, man?
You've got guys that are wearing legging jeans.
They're wearing skin-tight legging jeans, showing off anal camel toe, and they're leprechaun in their asses.
Ghost is a pajil confirmed.
His extensive research has been fruitful.
Yeah, fuck, fuck off, asshole.
All right, fuck off.
Hey, what is it?
The IRA.
Ghost, you sound like a Protestant whore.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
All right, fuck off.
I'm just saying, you know, that's why we're seeing this predominant fruitness happening in America today, where you got males wearing anal camel toe jeans, leprechaun in their asses all over the fucking place.
All right, you know, doing a James Charles about it.
Give me a fucking brain.
Look at Colonel Transisco, press GIHP if ghost equals homophobe.
Look, I don't care what you do.
I just don't appreciate seeing fucking guys with fucking skin-tight jeans sporting anal camel toe, leprechaun in their asses all over the place.
What is it, Jamie?
Joe Rogan sent me to ask you to be a guest on his show.
We already have a wheelchair ramp installed in the studio.
Fuck you, all right.
And fuck Joe Rogan.
He's been ripping me off.
Hey, what is this?
My old Liz Paused?
What the hell is that?
My old Liz Paw.
Dude, fuck you, asshole.
All right, fuck off.
All right, fuck off.
And we got a diamond.
Colonel Transisco, press GWP if Ghost Wears Panties.
Yeah, fuck you wish.
All right, you sick fuck you wish.
the rest of this shit!
Hold on.
Pause this shit.
It's telling me to reboot my fucking computer again.
Joe Rogan Rip Offs And Panties00:15:27
Oh my god.
Fucking, are you kidding me, man?
How many updates are there?
Reschedule this shit, please.
Good God.
I mean, for fuck's sake, man.
For fuck's sake.
Good God, man.
Fucking wind blows, man.
Fucking wind blows.
That's why I'm saying, you know, fucking goddamn Bill Gates can't even make an operating system that's worth the shit.
And yet this fucking sick son of a bitch is salivating to inoculate you and your children.
Salivating for Christ's sake.
And switch the channel, just dropped a diamond.
Who else checked your Windows notifications?
Yeah, real funny.
And fuck all of you people saying Obama PC.
This is a Corsier i-160.
And what is this?
Randall the Capitol has just dropped a diamond upgrade from Windows 95 already.
All right, go fuck off.
Play the rest of this fucking muff shovel and MIP Gates shit.
Police is evident.
What?
Since I am now in the IC, is your wife gonna start sending dick pics now?
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
Yeah, go fuck yourself, fucking cornhog, you fucking piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
I'm getting sick of this, my came home on a Friday night.
And look, look, the only guy that looks Irish has got a fucking dickhead.
Literally, dick.
Look, he's got a dick for a head.
The only guy that is actually looking a little manly in this group has got a dickhead.
And Derwiggin just dropped the diamond.
Ghost, you should run Temple Oss on your Corsair, bruh.
Well, who knows?
As drunk as drunk as she is.
Jesus Christ.
I saw a head upon the bed where my old hat should be.
Well, I called me wife or something.
Look at her getting gay now.
Look at them.
Getting homo right now who owns that hand upon the bed when my own head should be.
I am drunk, you're drunk, you cilio broke.
Still, you cannot see.
That's the baby boy.
Hey, when Colonel Transisco dropped a diamond, get a MacBook.
I've had one for years.
MacBook?
Are you serious?
Fucking Colonel Transisco?
The MacBook?
I am drunk, you're drunk, you cilio broke.
Still, you cannot see.
That's the baby boy that the mother sent me.
Violet's penny a day of trouble.
A hundred miles a month.
I'm glad that Christmas on the street.
But a baby boy is Christmas on strike ever.
You fruit bowl.
I get these fruit bowl Irish off my screen.
Oh, God, they're making me belch.
They're making me fucking belch.
Just imagine Ghost could have bought two Obama PCs if it wasn't for the damn squirrel.
Dude, fuck you.
Don't even bring that shit up again, fucking squirrel army, you piece of shit.
All right, let's continue.
Bob Tom just dropped the diamond.
Your commentary was gold.
Dude, it was.
You heard it, dude.
It sucked, all right?
Bunch of muck shoveling mix taking at each other up each other's poopers.
Can we get on, man?
We got a whole bunch of donos to go.
Piss Goblin is next, and he said, Howdy ghosts, down for more karaoke.
So I guess Piss Goblin wants me to do a little karaoke here.
Let's see what the hell they requested.
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
I don't even know this song, by the way.
Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond.
Yes, they work a hell of a lot better than PCs.
I've never even heard of this shit.
What is this?
Betty Davis?
Betty Davis eyes.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, put the PC shot on.
What is this, Piss Goblin?
What is this?
Here, I'll try to sing it.
Oh, I think I remember this.
Okay, I think I remember this.
Hold on.
Let's sing.
Her hair is halo gold.
Her lips, sweet surprise.
Her hands are never cold.
She's got Betty Davis's eyes.
Good news, Mr. Albany.
God damn it!
We have our own optimized version of the newest.
I'm singing here!
We are remotely updating your e-machines M2.
E-machines.
Go fuck your sister.
I hope you aren't interrupting anything.
I'm out of here.
I'm singing here.
Fucking asshole, for Christ's sake.
What, Cornhog?
Ghost, why does your wife keep sending me pictures of her dick covered in feces?
Yeah, real fun.
I wanted normal.
No, no, that's so fucking cringe, Lord.
It's stupid, dude.
Seriously.
Oh, come on, dude.
Especially when there are many, many.
I've got too many donos.
I didn't see that earlier.
Sorry.
Have some fear, buddy.
Everybody that's listening right now, if you're going to do a dono, it's not going to be played for a long fucking time.
Just keep that bear in mind.
We had a lot of backed-up donos up in here.
And Colonel Transisco just dropped a diamond press GSTC of Ghost Strangled the Cat and Can't Sing.
Dude, fuck off.
You all fucking listen and love it, all right?
All right, here she is.
She'll turn her music on you.
You won't have to think twice.
She's pure as New York snow.
She's got Betty Davis's eyes.
She'll tease you.
She'll unnease you all the better just to please you.
What?
Sing for us, you dancing monkey.
You fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
Whoever the fucking.
Whoever the fuck just donated that, fuck you.
All right, you fucking piece of shit.
She's precious and she knows just what it takes to be, but to make a pro blush.
She's got Greta Gerbo stands off its size.
She's got Betty Davis's eyes.
She'll let you take her home.
It wets her appetite.
She'll lay you on her throne.
She's got Betty Davis's eyes.
Roll your go on.
I fucking skipped the lyric.
Who gives a shit?
Until you come out blue.
She's got Betty Davis's eyes.
She'll expose you when she snoozes you off your feet with crumbs she throws you.
She's ferocious and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
All the boys think she's a spy.
She's got Betty Davis's eyes.
Yeah.
Go and Colonel Transisco just dropped the Diamond Press G-I-M-P of Ghost equals Primadonna from an opera.
Yeah, fuck you.
Here we go.
And she'll tease you.
She'll unleash you all the better just to please you.
Hold on, what the fuck?
What?
Ghost doing what he does best.
Oh, fuck off, Cornhog, you piece of fucking crap.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I'm in the middle of she's precious and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
And all the boys think she's a spy.
She's got ready.
I don't say so myself.
She'll tease you.
She'll unnease you just to please you.
She's got Betty Davis's eyes.
She'll expose you when she snoozes you.
What the fuck?
I don't know the dyslexic could do to care.
Dude, fuck off.
Fuck you, Fox McLeod, you piece of shit.
I'm reading what's on the screen.
Sit there and shut the fuck up, you piece of shit.
Fucking assholes.
She knows you.
She got Betty Davis's eyes.
Anyway, there it is right there.
All right, Piss Goblin.
All right, there it is.
A fucking karaoke song for you.
I hope you fucking enjoyed it, even though everybody in the chat room is being a fucking prick.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue, folks.
We got a lot of donos we got to do.
Mr. BN King.
Mr. BN King dropped a $25 bill and said, hey ghosts, I normally don't post anything IRL, but I want to share to all that as of today, my sister gave birth to a healthy girl, and I'm officially an uncle.
Cheers to her.
And here's a song to celebrate.
Cheers and good night.
Thank you very much, Mr. BN King, and congratulations once again on becoming an uncle.
I do appreciate it.
Anyway, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
We got a diamond that dropped from feminist socialist who killed the cat.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
That was fucking, that was Emmy award-winning fucking singing.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
And Colonel Transisco with another diamond press SRIW of Ghost Show equals second rate info war.
Get you fuck off.
All right, eat my dick up to you, hiccup, you asshole.
All right, played Mr. BN King's video here.
Here it is.
Here it is.
A little bit of, what is this?
2000 for what is it?
Is this Sammy Hagar days?
Is this Sammy Hagar days of Van Halen?
It sounds like Sammy Hagar.
Sounds like it.
And once again, cheers to my boy, Mr. B.N. King.
He's an uncle up in here.
And by the way, while this song is playing, I think I'm going to clean my pipe.
I need a new screen for Christ's sake.
Where's my pipe?
Where is it?
Of what sounds like tortured cats coming from this address mind if we come inside and ask you questions, Mr. Albert.
Fuck you, fucking San Antonio PD.
You fucking asshole.
Don't even fucking talk shit.
We've been getting complaints.
Let me tell you something, man.
If I was really that close to my neighbor, would I be able to do this?
My neighbor takes it up the fucking ass!
My neighbor takes it up the fucking ass!
Fuck my neighbor!
All right, would I be able to do that, you little son of a bitch?
My neighbor takes it up the fucking ass!
Sit there and shut up, all right?
I'm sitting here playing some fucking Van Halen courtesy of BN King because he just became an uncle, you piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking unappreciative person.
I need a new screen for this son of a bitch.
I need a new screen, all right?
So while this is going on, I'm going to go ahead and pop out the old one and put it in a new.
You ready?
Once again, cheers to my boy BN King.
He's now an uncle.
He's now an uncle.
It's always exciting having a new family member.
Getting a new family title.
Those were the days.
[background noise]
Colonel Transisco, drop the diamond.
Tell your neighbor to fuck himself real mature.
I'm just saying, dude.
I'm just saying.
I don't, I'm not too worried about people complaining, is what I'm saying, all right?
Jesus Ghost, I understand that you don't like cats, but you might be going too far.
I don't like cats, but I might be going too far.
What the fuck are you talking about, ST Mike the Mean Genie?
Hold on, let me get another fucking screen here.
I got a whole baggie of fucking screens for Christ's sake.
And I'm talking about here's another fucking screen.
You got to clean the screen, baby.
Get a fucking nice clean screen going on.
You get a clear fucking draw.
You get a clear hit going on.
Oh, God.
You see, now you're making me belch.
All right, hold on.
Let me play the rest of this Van Halen song, by the way.
Here, put it back.
Here it is.
Once again, cheers to my boy, VNK.
And fuck you idiots calling me a boomer, you fucking idiots.
And I don't want to use glass pipes, dude.
I smoke too much for glass pipes.
You got to clean the shit all the time.
I got time for that.
Ain't nobody got time to be cleaning them fucking pipes every fucking time to smoke.
Okay, well, just clean the screen, baby.
Yeah.
All right, where's my bag of dope?
Here it is, right here.
And my gosh, I do want to remind everybody this is Sammy Hagar era.
Sammy Hagar era of Van Halen.
Just to let everybody know that's my brain.
All right, let's go ahead and smoke this shit.
Oh, yeah, nice clean screen, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Once again, congratulations to BNK, dude.
And look, I'm not trying any of that wax or any of that cat shit.
You guys are nuts, dude.
All right?
I'm perfectly fine with the droe, okay?
Perfectly fine with it.
So, baby, dry.
You're right.
Perfectly fine with it.
Sarah.
Nice, fucking brand new bowl, baby.
Brand new bowl.
And Ramble the Capitol just dropped the dono.
TCR host killed the video star.
Eating Shit And Dry Witted Humor00:16:00
Fuck off, asshole.
Fuck off, asshole.
All right.
We got the dope.
We're ready.
I'm ready to smoke here just a minute.
How long is this shit?
All right, we're almost done.
Here we go.
Is this from the Power Rangers movie?
What the fuck are you talking about?
From the Power Rangers.
This is the Power Rangers?
No way.
No fucking way.
I'm here to let you know to vote for Donald Trump Buster.
Wait, what am I running for again?
Yeah, no shit, Joe Biden.
You don't know shit from Shinola.
And by the way, you all heard Joe Biden recently, right?
If you're black and not voting for him, then you're not really black.
All right?
If you're not voting for him, you ain't black.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
That's what Joe Biden said.
So there's your liberalism for you right there.
Anyway, Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
He said, Ever list Too Little, Too Green Bag by Jim Baker Experience, dude?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hell no, I haven't listened to that.
I've never listened to that before in my life.
All right, look, we got to continue going here, folks.
I'm not even kidding around, okay?
Because we got so many donos.
All right, here it is.
Chatelet Chatelet SSB just donated this earlier in the broadcast and said, this show is bringing the heat.
Well, let's see what kind of heat it's bringing there, Chatelet.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
For Christ's sake, are you fucking kidding?
Did you actually donate this shit?
Oh, God.
You fucking piece of shit, Chatelet.
You fucking motherfucker.
You goddamn motherfucker.
Look at what this fucking Chatelet SSB just donated.
This fucking stupid, ridiculous asshole.
Fucking dumbass fucking review, brah.
I can't stand this tard.
This is another guy that I wish would choke on his fucking chicken nuggets.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, what a fucking, what a fucking waste of life this guy is.
Hi.
It's me again.
Running on empty report of the week.
And I'm sitting here once again with my fruity ass background of a fucking dragon and back to the future shit with my stupid fucking mask.
What I'm gonna do is now going to eat chicken nuggets.
If you do not have a bottle of beer in your hand, you are fucking up.
Let's make this Taco Tuesday into a tequila tube.
All right, whatever.
Yeah, well, Tequila Tuesday, are you nuts?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, play this dumb shit.
I wish this guy would choke on his fast food.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, they need to demonetize people like this.
You know, people like this and Game Drops and all these other fucking idiots that are providing nothing.
If you ain't voting for me, you ain't no real nigga.
Bruh, you a dirty nigger.
A dirty, filthy...
That's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough, Trump nigger.
That's enough.
Anyway, play this fucking idiot shit, alright?
And you know what he's gonna do?
He's gonna talk his stupid fucking mental autism talk for a good five minutes before he puts the food in his hole because this stupid idiot knows that he has to make it over like 11 minutes before this stupid dumb video can be monetized.
All right?
What a fucking piece of shit.
I'm thumbs down in this.
I don't even need to hear it.
I fucking hate this guy.
I'm serious.
I fucking hate this fucking dude.
All he does is try to act more and more autistic so more autists will be like, yay, Google gobble, Google gobble.
One of us, one of us.
Play the shit.
This is running on info.
Fucking homo.
Food review.
Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Hurry up and eat it, dude.
Shut up, hurry up and eat it.
Hey, Colonel Transisco with a Diamond True Queer YouTubers Radio.
Yeah, no shit today.
You can see I'm here.
I'm going with the gray shirt We have the back to the future.
No, nobody gives a shit.
You fucking tard Stop stating the obvious and just eat the shit.
With its mask on.
Just shut up and eat it.
Actually, it's just the spare one that I haven't broken out yet.
And I thought I would be ever so.
Fucking tarred, man.
I'm telling you, man.
Oh, my God.
I hope some bitch finds this guy and juices whatever fucking shekels this guy is making off this stupid shit.
I'm not joking around.
I hope some fucking man-eater fucking gets this dude and juices him for all he's worth.
He's ripe for the pickings, as far as I'm concerned.
Right now, with everything that's been going on, I don't give a shit.
Yeah, clean the cum out of your throat, you fucking faggot.
All right, shut up.
I had a French frying.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm sorry, dude.
Listen to me.
I'm sorry.
Listen to me.
I'm sorry.
Look, please forget what the hell I just said there.
Seriously, I did not mean to say.
I just truly do not like this man.
I'm sorry.
I did not mean to say that, dude.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say it.
I just don't like this fuck, dude.
I don't like him, man.
I don't fucking like him.
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ.
I guess I didn't swallow all of it.
I don't know.
Oh, he didn't swallow.
Hold on, did you hear him?
Huh?
Did y'all hear that, huh?
I don't know.
I don't know if I didn't swallow or I don't know if I did.
I didn't swallow.
Good.
Maybe I inhaled a fly or something.
Who knows?
Who knows what that was?
But anyway.
Yeah, fucking.
You probably service a glory hole, you fucking fruit bowl.
Well, you don't have to.
Look, I am sorry.
Look, pause this.
I said baguette.
I said baguette.
TGOR is just as autistic as this guy, but is somehow less interesting than review bars.
I said baguette.
If you hate review, bra, you really have no business liking TGOR.
Type cap to ban Captain Dessey and give a cheeky onion emoji to ban Trumping capitalists.
Alright, go fuck off, Captain Autism.
You're a cringelord yourself.
All right, can we play a little?
Can we get to where this idiot eats something?
Where does he- When is he gonna eat some shit?
You know, they tease you.
They bring him out, they put him in the bag.
Dude, shut up and eat it, man.
That's what I hate about this fucking tard.
Just shut up and eat it.
Just shut up and eat the shit.
As long as they taste the shit.
Just shut the fuck up and eat the shit, you tard.
Oh, God.
I need a smoke.
I need a fucking smoke.
I mean, look at this.
Fucking three minutes and 30 seconds.
This idiot just barely pulls out the bag.
And yeah, here I am.
I have a bag of Burger King.
And what I'm going to do is eat the spicy nuggets, which are probably made out of that plant shit.
But who the hell knows?
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
I look like Ice Poseidon's girlfriend.
Who the fuck knows?
We might be saying, wow, so um.
Jesus Christ.
I really do not like this guy.
I'm serious.
It pisses me off that people watch this fucking loser.
It pisses me off that people watch this fucking loser and are making this loser a living for acting like a fucking redundantly fucking stupid, linguistically limited tard.
I'm fucking serious, man.
Yeah, all right.
Look, I'm not gonna repeat.
I'm not gonna say that S. Real, alright?
I'm not gonna say that.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
$117 turd.
Templeton isn't dead, is he?
Dude, shut up.
He's in the fucking other room with Mrs. Ghost.
And we got Colonel Transisco.
He said, Cap.
I thought that guy was already perma-banned.
Dude, shut up, alright?
Don't listen to what the fuck Captain Autism says, alright?
Can you hurry up and eat this shit, fucking review, bra, you fucking tard?
Where's my goddamn smoke?
You gonna bulk up and get the 100-piece, you know?
What do you, what do you do?
Dude, shut up and eat it!
Eat it!
Today, I went and I used to.
Oh, God, dude, can we hurry up and get to where this fucker is eating the shit?
Look at this!
Five minutes in!
Dude, right when I do it, look at this shit.
A fucking commercial.
What a fuck.
You all call me a shekel goblin, dude?
You all call me a fucking shekel goblin for fuck's sake?
Look at this fucking stupid asshole.
Five minutes of talking nothing but fucking slow linguistic, fucking relaxed brain bullshit.
And now this guy's gonna pull out the fucking goddamn stupid chicken tendies and shove them down his autistic throat.
Play the shit.
Jesus Christ.
Here's the nuggets.
Fucking shove them up, you cocksucker.
All right, you fucking dumb shithead.
Fucking hate this guy, man.
They're white meat, chicken nuggets.
Of course, you'll see.
Just shut up and eat it.
You know, they're breaded and they're spicy.
And Randall the Capitalist just said, what do you expect?
Review bra is Jewish.
Oh, if that's true, that's going to fucking put a damper on all these stupid autistic white nationalists that watch this fucking prick.
Do what they could pour it in your hair.
Oh my god.
What a fucking loser.
He's trying to be humorous now.
Is that it?
Which is what it's supposed to be.
You're trying to be humorous now?
Is this your fucking dry-witted humor, you dumb fucking tard?
So it's a good deal.
Can you just shut up and put the goddamn tendies in your suckhole and shut up?
I believe.
Jesus Christ, I'm smoking, dude.
This guy's pissing me off.
You can get like a piece for like $1.20.
Once again, saying nothing pertinent.
This dude should be demonetized.
Seriously, this dude should be demonetized.
And everybody else who fucking quote-unquote reviews fast food, does fast food really need reviewing?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, does fast food need a re-review here?
Let me take a bite of this fucking burger here.
And you know, it tastes like the GMO cancerous shit that I usually taste in other fast food.
And tastes a little bit of that.
Get the fuck out.
Play the rest of this idiot.
10 piece for $1.49 and a 20-piece for $10.
Oh, God.
20 nuggets.
Look, that's a good.
Can you shut up?
No way around it.
Let me smoke here.
This is my first hit of this fucking fresh screen here.
Little box.
Right?
Full of full of flavor.
That's a good idea.
Flavor.
Get hold of it, Lady Anthony.
You know, they actually have, and this is actually, it's a cool feature.
People say it's still kind of cool.
So it's not everywhere.
God, sometimes you have issues with friends or whatever.
You want them all for yourself.
You're hungry.
Look at this guy.
So they make protected now.
And again, it's neutral.
Give me a tissue, man.
You're a fucking tissue, dude.
Oh, my God.
Give me a tissue.
After all, you have to read out the password that's on the box if you want to have a lot of stuff.
Dude, look.
Six minutes and 45 seconds.
And this idiot, hey, you want to look at the password?
Look at this.
Like a fucking tard.
Just shut up and eat the fucking shit.
There it is.
Look at this.
Seven minutes and 49 seconds.
Stick those fucking stupid chicken tendies in your suckhole.
You stupid autistic waste of life.
Play this shit.
Fucking tard.
Just shut up and eat it and choke on it, you piece of shit.
Choke on it.
Choke on it.
Shut up and choke on it.
Oh my god, dude.
Are you fucking?
Who the fuck watches this stupid tard from Burger King?
Who the fuck watches this stupid tard?
Fucking choke yourself.
Please choke yourself, you fucking idiot.
I gotta get the one that fell on the floor.
Fucking stupid asshole.
Yeah, you're so humorous.
Is that what you're trying to do now?
You're trying to fucking intertwine humor with this dumb shit.
Fucking choke on it, you fucking shithead.
Choke on it.
Yeah, yeah, there it is with your autistic smile.
What, now you're trying to look bad?
Dude, get this shit.
All right, I'm done with this guy.
I've given this guy enough airtime.
Fuck you.
I hope you get cancer of the fucking anus, you fucking shithead.
Get this guy out of here.
All right, get this guy out of here.
Look at this.
Randall the Cabler just dropped the diamond while seven minutes to eat one fucking nugget.
Yeah, no shit.
And the reason he does this, he does it on purpose so that he can get monetized and be able to fucking put about two ads in every goddamn shitty video.
Look at it.
Choke my chicken, brah.
Yeah, real funny, dude.
Real fucking funny.
Anyway, Chatelet SSB donated review, brawn.
You're a fucking idiot for doing so.
That's all I got to say about that.
Jesus Christ.
All right, who else do we got here?
We've got Ann and Philly.
Ann and Philly requested this one and said, here's some 80s style synth music for you, huh?
Really?
Some 80s style synth music?
I mean, that could be a breath of fresh air right now.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Let's see if Ann and Philly is doing some synth music here.
Hold on, what the fuck is this?
Some synth music.
Look, folks, viewer discretion is advised.
I have no idea what Ann and Philly just requested.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
and in Philly.
The fuck?
All right.
I'll give it a whirl.
I'll wait for the synth to come on here.
All right.
I'll wait for the synth.
Jesus Christ.
What now?
Many, many.
Cornhog.
Here's some city pop ghost.
I know you're in the middle.
Yeah, I'm sure it is, dude.
I'm sure it is.
Colonel Transisco, he needs to stop yapping.
Those tendies are going cold.
He doesn't care.
He's worried about the fucking idiots, uh, tards that are gonna be watching a stupid video so he can get more shekels from YouTube doing absolutely nothing, all right?
Play this shit, all right?
Once again, Ann in Philly requested this.
Whoa, hold on!
Take it off!
We don't need a naked anything on here, dude.
We're not trying to get fucking thrown off D-Live, Jesus Christ.
Almost showed some cancer Why the fuck?
Hold on, why the fuck would you donate this shit to me, you fucking shithead?
You scream, I take it in the AAS's again.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
Shut up, dude.
Shut the fuck off, all right?
I'm just playing.
I'm just playing the audio of this, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Jesus fucking Christ, you people, man.
I'm telling you, you fucking assholes.
That's why I hate doing this fucking stupid show.
Because you fucking idiots are so obsessed with trying to fucking put on something naked or an ass or some bullshit like that to get me taken off D-Live, and I don't appreciate that shit.
You fucking assholes.
Fucking Ann and Philly, you're a piece of shit.
I'm telling you.
Safety Video Parody And Jitters00:10:59
And by the way, this shit is on YouTube, by the way, alright?
And Colonel Transisco just dropped the diamond hashtag nude babes radio and hashtag true pimps and coes radio.
Whatever the hell you fucking minutes.
I'm not even enjoying the scents because I gotta worry about this fucking bitches showing off their tits or something.
Jesus Christ.
Randall the capitalist kill all fugots.
What the hell does that mean?
Kill all fugots.
The hell does that mean?
Oh my god.
Take this shit off.
Who knows if there's gonna be a tit or something.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Is this age restricted?
It's not even age restricted.
Look at this.
It's not even age restricted.
Fucking YouTube, you fucking piece of shit.
Seriously, you know?
You should fucking, you know, the fucking hypocrisy of YouTube is just amazing to me.
The complete hypocrisy of YouTube.
Oh, no, take it off.
Take it off.
It's a motherfucking.
God damn it.
Why is this allowed to show nudity?
Why is this allowed to show nudity?
It just, it's despicable.
Fucking Ann and Philly requesting this fucking shit.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here it is.
Yeah, here it is.
And fuck you, Pettis.
Fucking take it.
Get Tennis out of here.
You're going to be a fucking dick.
Get this fucking piece of shit out of here.
Get him out.
Fucking get out of here, Pettis, you piece of shit.
And hashtag Colonel Transisco, afraid of boobies now, Ghostler?
Are you a prude?
I don't want to get kicked off of D-Live, you fucking idiots.
Alright, so fuck you.
Yeah, the Undertale Radio.
Dude, fuck you, too.
All right, Esriel.
Fuck all of you, man.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Susan Rojic.
What did you say?
So you can show tits in a music video, but you can say fuck and say goodbye to your monetization.
Well, it is what it is.
Anyway, that was the end of Ann and Philly's video, which had a lot of nudity, and I think it's fucking unfucking believable that, you know, YouTube is allowed to show that type of shit.
I'm just amazed.
I am just amazed.
But, you know, I'm the bad guy, right?
I'm the fucking bad guy.
I'm the guy that, oh, I can't be on YouTube because I'm too vulgar and all this other fucking crap.
Anyway, Randall the Capitalist, are you, Ghost?
Are you an ass man or titties man?
I want to be honest with you.
I like a good pair of tits.
I'm sorry.
All right, it is what it is.
That's what, you know, women are all about, like natural, voluptuous tits.
I'm not talking about the fake silicon crap.
Anyway, we got, let's get to the next one, dude.
I don't want to talk any sexual type of talk with you sick fucking people, all right?
I don't want to talk any kind of sick fucking talk.
Sando Santelli requested this and said, love the soundtrack from the crow, especially this Pantera song.
Wait a minute, the Pantera wasn't in the fucking Crow, was it?
I don't remember that shit.
What the fuck is this?
What are you talking about?
No, God.
Oh, God.
This is not a Pantera video, folks.
All right.
I fucking can't stand doing this show.
I swear to God, dude, I cannot stand doing this show.
This show makes me fucking sick.
You people make me sick.
The depravity of your fucking stupid mentality makes me sick.
And I can't believe that I even fucking entertain you people to do this shit.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
You fucking pieces of fucking ball-licking, herpy schlonghead fluffing, pause hole sniffing, bad period smelling pieces of trash.
Not even fucking joke.
Let me take another fucking smoke, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Seriously, man, you all make me fucking sick, man.
Give me my smoke.
I can't even get high enough, dude.
I can't even get high enough.
Anyway, Sando Sanatelli requested this.
And this is not from the Crow.
This is not Pantera.
It's this bullshit.
This fucking, I don't know if this is like an actual safety video or if this is a troll.
Does everybody remember this fucking shit?
Does everybody remember this dumb fucking ridiculous?
Whether or not it's an action.
Look at this.
Look, just watch.
It speaks for itself.
I don't know.
This is like a fucking parody of safety videos.
I have no idea.
Viewer discretion is advised, by the way.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently, this is a real safety video.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, look, they're showing the different scenarios.
Like, ahhhh!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, my...
Viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
Remember, nothing happened to these people.
This is all depiction.
This is all portrayal.
This is not real.
Now he's a part of the fucking.
He's a part of the track.
What the hell's that?
It's AAH to say you'd rather walk than run.
This is definitely macabre, by the way.
So please, your discretion is advised.
Hold on, pause this.
What is it?
What?
Ghost loves a good cock.
Are you Art Hyman?
Are you fucking catered?
That's what you donated?
That I love a dude.
Fuck you asses.
Play this shit.
All right, good fucking hell.
What a bunch of sick fucks, dude.
What a.
I'm telling you, man.
I've already been broadcasting for three and a half hours, for Christ's sake.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
He's electrocuted, man.
Look at it.
He's fried ham now.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, dude.
I shouldn't be laughing at this.
I know this is about a serious subject here.
But good God.
Colonel Transisco says press GDH of Ghost drives a hearse.
I've actually looked at a hearse recently.
I mean, what?
I mean, some of these hears.
Oh, God.
Boy, I hate that don't say hears me.
I mean, some of these hearses, man, I mean, they're in good condition, you know?
They're not driven around.
Oh, Jesus, right?
What is that?
Acid in the face?
Don't put your finger there, dude.
Please don't do it.
You're going to fucking.
Oh, God.
Look at this, brother.
Oh, God.
This is for real.
Your life is in your life.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I'm gonna take my hat off, guy, because my head's getting a little hot here.
Hey, wait, hold on, pause this.
Now I know this is a parody.
A woman is doing hard manual labor.
A woman is doing hard manual labor.
I'm supposed to believe this.
Yeah, right.
Now I know it's fiction.
Now I know it's fiction.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Hold on, pause this.
This song is fire.
Yeah, it is kind of a freaky song, right?
It is kind of, like, spooky and shit.
What?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Colonel Transisco, would you like to ride a hearse soon, ghost, dude?
Fuck off.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, Pete.
Oh, my God.
There goes his body flanging around.
Oh my god.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
And this was supposed to be Pantera, by the way.
This was supposed to be Pantera.
What is up with the nuclear suit?
What's up with the nuclear suit on?
And Lord, you want to come home to your family.
That's right.
You want to come home to the family.
All right.
Do the job right.
Don't half-ass it.
I mean, this is an example of not half-assing your damn work.
Be safe on your job today, fellas.
There's a reason why you're doing the hard labor, because you're getting paid.
Typically, men that do hard, dangerous jobs get paid a tremendous paycheck.
And we want all those people to stay safe and come home to their families.
So anyway, that one right there once again was requested by Sandro Santelli.
Even though it was in Pantera, I think everybody appreciated it to say the least.
Psychotic Eyes And Job Safety00:09:53
So let's go ahead and get to Gray Steele.
Gray Steele is next.
And he said, hey, ghost, I'm going to use my video donos to educate your viewers.
Here's something on science.
All right.
So let's go ahead and go to Professor Gray Steele over here, who has now requested a video that is going to enlighten us a little bit about science here.
Okay, what is, oh, God.
You know, Gray Steele, I was actually, you know, looking forward because I thought you were going to do it like fucking Tub Guy did.
And like, you know, try to donate something that's going to enlighten people about, I don't know, making money, doing some shit.
But no, this is what Gray Steele has to offer here.
Does anal sex cause rectal prolapse?
Huh?
Gray Steele requested this, by the way.
And Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond unless they work in a gulag ghost.
All right.
Play this sick shit.
Cause prolapse.
Oh, my God.
Two nice young men came up to me after a talk I gave and asked, does having anal sex lead to rectal prolapse?
They were asking if putting things into the asshole would cause the rectum, just inside the anus, to turn inside out, to come out, to telescope hypotheses.
God very repository.
Oh, God, man.
I mean, seriously, do people really need to know about this?
Of course, if you have anal sex every day, two, three times a day, it is going to come out.
Do you understand?
Because that's what your anus is supposed to do.
Things are supposed to come out, not supposed to go in.
All right.
So for all you homosexuals out there, listen and listen good, okay?
The recipient's anus was clearly misshapen from regular pounding.
But is that the eventual outcome for all anal?
For everyone?
My intestines going to fall out?
I'm all about prevention.
So this video is how to prevent prolapse.
How to prevent an early note though.
Notice that she isn't even answering the question.
She's like, well, look, my video is how to prevent it, okay?
And what you want to do, let me guess.
And let me guess.
Unless, instead of pounding an ass like a fucking 350-pound jackhammer ass, instead of pounding an ass that way, she's going to be like, be gentle.
First, stick a couple of fingers in there.
And then once you start, let me just listen.
All right.
And by the way, listen to this crotch rocket coxer.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, play this crap.
This is treatable.
There are surgeries to repair the tissue, and I don't want anyone to feel unreasonable fear or shame around change.
Are you there's there's surgery to fucking relieve a prolapse just to their bodies now?
Let's go over what anal sex entails and how all of this works.
Anal sex can include analingus, which is stimulating the asshole with one's mouth, digital play using the fingers on or inside, fisting, inserting the whole hand.
There's also penetration.
Pause it.
Ah!
Ah!
What the fuck?
Oh, God, dude, man.
Please stop donating shit like this to me, please.
Colonel Transisco just dropped the diamond.
She looks like she screws chimps and gorillas.
Dude, look at those psychotic eyes, in my opinion.
Look at that.
Look at those fucking psychotic eyes.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
Oh, God, dude.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Randall Kapil has dropped the diamond.
Please sing pause hole later with the band.
Beads.
I've seen penetration with a bucket.
Bucket.
That's a pretty amazing.
Have you seen penetration with a bucket?
What are you watching, you crazy psycho-eyed bitch?
And this is supposed to be a doctor?
You should listen to her ghost.
We want you to come home safe from work.
Come home safe from work.
Fuck you, Art Hyman.
Fuck you, all right?
Jesus.
And people are really creative.
So, does any of this cause prolapse?
Rectal prolapse is when the lowest part of the large intestine, the rectum, drops from its usual position.
Sometimes it moves but stays inside.
Other times a portion extends out the image.
Then they're kids.
Cause this shit.
This is how Ghost lost his legs.
Type wheelchair boom.
Dude, fuck off.
Dude, this is not.
Little Cornhog, I'm not laughing at this shit.
This is fucking disgusting.
And Sugar Dust says they show this to kids in sex ed.
No way.
No way.
Although she is talking as if she's talking to some kind of like fucking elementary school class, though.
I do want to say that she is taking that kind of tenor with her voice and her vocabulary.
And Kumi Sanders just dropped a diamond and said, I like how I wake up at midnight and predictably you're whining like a queer.
Grow a pair of balls.
What are you talking about?
I'm forced to show video.
I'm watching a video on why anus is prolapse.
All right, and I'm supposed to be like, hey, you know, this is very educational here.
And we're definitely going to learn about the exact fundamental reasons why anus is prolapse.
Just shut up and watch this shit.
A whole rectum around 10 centimeters protrudes out.
Based on my research, we don't know the exact causes, but here are some factors believed to contribute to rectal prolapse.
How in the hell?
How in the hell do you not know how anal prolapse happens?
And look at the psychotic eyes on this bitch, dude.
This is fucking disturbing.
These are the people that are teaching your kids sex ed for Christ's sake.
Now, chronic BM problems, I guess, bowel movement.
But give me a fucking break, dude.
I mean, you know, come on.
I mean, you know, all you got to do is just eat some fruit, okay?
If you have a little bit of a problem, go have some fucking fruit, and you'll be shitting like a motherfucker.
True bucket fisting radio.
Oh, dude, don't even bring that up, Israel.
Dude, that was disgusting.
All right.
I mean, you know, go have some fucking fiber and everything will be all right.
Long-term problems with bowel movement.
Painful pooping, constipation, diarrhea, lots of straining.
Aging.
Typically, around age 40, the pelvis starts to noticeably loosen.
What?
Muscles and ligaments in the pelvis can become weaker with time, so it's important to do keggles.
Contracting the pubococcidious muscles regularly together.
This bitch is promoting squeezing your asshole as an exercise to prevent prolapsed a are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, I've heard it all now, dude.
I have heard it all now.
You need to do exercises by clinching your asshole at least five reps of ten at a time, at least two times a day, so that you don't get a prolapsed anus of any kind of capacity.
Factors related to prolapse, diabetes, cystic fibrosis, pin worms, all of these chronic obstructions.
Don't you notice a trend here?
This is the kind of shit they are talking about with COVID-19.
When they don't know the answer to anything, throw everything at it.
Throw everything at it for Christ's sake.
Art Hyman, ghost is getting mesmerized by this chick's come fuck me eyes.
Dude, she's a fucking nutcase.
What are you talking about, in my view?
Look at this.
We don't know what does prolapse angus.
We do know that like bowel move problems, diabetes, cystic fibrosis, pin worms, whip worms, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
I mean, hysterectomies, childbirth, hemorrhoids.
I mean, they don't know shit.
It kind of sounds like COVID-19 up in here.
Honestly, didn't think the half-second of boob in my vid would anger you so much.
Half second?
What are you talking about?
Half of it was, dude.
What are you talking about?
Half second.
Give me a break, Annette Philly.
That's a fucking bunch of shit, man.
Stop trying to get me fucking banned off this place.
Anyway, here it is.
You notice this bitch doesn't know the answer yet.
She's just like Review Brawl talking a bunch of hyperbole just so that she can monetize a fucking video.
Jesus Christ.
Mrs. Ghost Docs, dude, fuck off.
Shove it up your ass, dude.
I mean, I don't even know if I should be saying that now because everybody enjoys it.
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, stick that up my ass.
Look at the girth on that.
That'll hit my anal G spot.
Oh, Christ.
Anyway, Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond.
If she were my kid's cheap, my kid's teacher, I'd kill her with fire.
Don't say that.
We don't want anybody killed here, all right?
Anyway, let's continue on with this video.
Once again, I thought this was going to be an educational video by a Gray Steel.
Sometimes your job requires extra procedures like safety equipment and knee pads for when you have to kneel on a jogger's neck.
Dude, that is not funny, white power, white dragon.
That ain't funny at all.
Look, psychotropic drugs.
Whoever the hell donated that, I speculate that's the culprit in this bitch's wide eyes.
I mean, take a look at her pupils as well.
Take a look at her pupils as well.
And white Power Ranger, you're a sick fuck for saying that, all right?
Anime Sex Life And Pulmonary Disease00:15:31
Various conditions and or illnesses that affect the area and alter how everything does or does it.
Look at this bitch.
Okay, first of all, there is light, okay, to do this production.
There's light, bright lights coming in.
So her pupils should not be this dilated, first and foremost.
And then you've got her wide-eyed.
I mean, that looks to me, in my opinion, like, you know, she potentially could be on some kind of psychotropic drugs.
I'm just saying.
I bet she would do some crazy shit to your dick with her titties.
It would be like fucking a musician.
See, see what these fuckers think about.
Jesus Christ, Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Would you want her giving you a physical ghost?
No, I wouldn't, you fucks.
Can you stop talking about sex and violent racial crimes, you sick fucks?
The last big factor for prolapse is injury.
Ding, If the anal sex you're having damages nerves, ligaments, and our muscles that support and control the rectum.
A possible result is rectal prolapse.
To be clear, that does not mean anal sex itself is a cause of rectal prolapse.
Yes, it is!
Are you fucking...
Get the fuck out of here, bitch!
Yeah!
Yes, it is.
Okay?
I mean, give me a break.
Now, it doesn't mean that you're taking fucking different cocks up your ass means that you're going to get anal prolapse.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's why you're not giving us a definitive fucking answer.
That might occur during anal sex could be.
So how do we have anal and prevent damage?
One method is Kiggles.
If you're able to control muscle tightening and relaxation, then this could really counteract the weakening of the rectal tissue.
Did I get myself?
Hold on, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Kiggles?
Is this bitch referencing to if you're having anal sex and a phallus is being in...
Hold on, I'm talking!
I'm talking.
Winter the wolf, look at those eyes to look into mine as I finish, dude.
All right, whatever, all right?
The point I'm trying to make is this bitch is talking about clinching your asshole and unclinching your asshole during anal sex.
Kiggles?
Kaggles?
You think this bitch could take a knee to the neck?
Oh, dude.
Enough of the knees to the.
Billy F.U., come on, man.
Enough of knees to the neck for Christ's sake.
Kiggles?
I've heard it all, dude.
Kiggles.
It can also reduce fecal incontinence where the anus leaks because it's stretched out and unable to clench closed.
Oh, my God.
Why are people turning gay when this is the option, man?
Okay, you know, you might like to ejaculate while getting your prostate massage anally occasionally, okay?
Maybe that's your thing.
But this should tell most people that it's not okay to do it all the fucking time.
I'm just saying, man.
Number two, most important tip I can give you is to listen to the body.
If you can feel the anus and anything hurts, stop.
Really?
I'm not just advocating for your butthole.
I'm advocating for your sex life.
Stop if it hurts and then try some of these things so that it doesn't hurt when or if you try again.
Three, therapy.
Stigma about anal, homosexuality, sodomy, shit, sex in general can get all up in your head and cause the body to resist penetration.
Unpack that pregnancy idea.
Aww, the fact that you're mentally thinking, I don't know if I should be taking this cock up my ass.
I don't really know.
I mean, you know, this is just a new thing, a new phenomenon in our Western civilization.
I remember grandma and grandpa said that this was not right.
And I should be going out and penetrating a puss.
Do you hear this shit?
You need to get that all out of your head.
You need to get that all out of your head.
It's preventing anal sex from happening.
And Billy F.U. just said, I can't help it.
This is funny.
It's not, dude.
It really is not funny.
This is fucking horrible.
This is horrible, all right?
No offense, but you're a stupid ass.
Now fuck you, Ron.
All right, fuck off.
And Colonel Transisco with a diamond press GSC if Go shoves cucumbers up his arshole.
All right, great.
Did you hear what this bitch has said?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about anybody says.
Just do it.
Just do it.
Is serving you?
What do you want to keep in your psyche and what needs to be replaced with better ideas?
Four, talk this out with your partners too.
You may find that a good conversation can help a lot.
Talk this out with your partner.
Gays don't talk to each other.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, they just hook up with each other.
All right.
The only thing they say, hey, are you down, you DTF?
Huh?
You want to meet up in this bathroom?
They are talking to each other, you dumb bitch.
She's stupid.
STI's protection.
And by the way, Kumi Sanders dropped a ninja genie.
He's, I'm going to knock you over your wheelchair and put a knee in your neck, simpler.
If your girl's ass hurts, drive it home.
All right, shut up, Art Hyman, whoever the fuck you are.
I don't even know who the fuck you are.
But once again, Kumi Sanders with another diamond, I'm going to knock you over your wheelchair and put a knee in your neck simpler.
Yeah, fucking right.
All right, here, listen to this.
You probably need this, Kumi.
Clean up afterward.
Five.
Lubrication.
My go-to is lubricated incommems because they make penetration easier, cleanup easier, and decrease the microscopic tearing that increases the risk of infection and prolapse.
These are also options.
This bitch is promoting lube.
Remember, the anus might think it's leaking if you introduce lube without coaching.
Maybe start dry with a gloved finger, then go in with the wet.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you this bitch was going to say?
Didn't I say that before this video?
I said this bitch was going to be like, you know, what you want to do first is you want to, you know, you want to put a finger or two in there before you actually give them the jackpot.
I fucking told you, dude.
I fucking told all of you.
I told you all of them.
Don't use oil-based lube.
Oil deteriorates latex.
Sick.
I told you.
If you're not turned on, anal can feel like a colonoscopy.
Oh my God.
Increase arousal.
This bitch is purposely trying to tell people how to get beyond the initial, like, no, I don't think this feels right to anal fucking sex.
Dude, this is horrible.
This is just horrible.
And Colonel Transisco with a diamond, do you eat those cucumbers after you put them in your ass?
First of all, I don't.
But even if I did, why the fuck would you want to know about it, you sick fuck?
You're into that.
But is your rectum?
Work with your physiology to prepare your anatomy because your body becomes especially when there are many.
These ain't going to be played for a while, dude.
Hey, thank you, Geno X1987.
I just want to remind everybody that we are backed up with donos tremendously, okay?
And I'm telling y'all right now, it ain't good.
All right.
It ain't good.
And I'm probably not going to get to yours in a long time.
The sign on my ass says, fuck me, daddy.
All right, that's enough.
Jesus Christ.
Holy hell.
Can we just play the rest of this broader?
Let's just get through this video.
Elongate and shift in position.
The anus can actually pucker.
See, face is bite.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know why we're watching this video.
You've already educated us on how to have great anal sex.
I have.
Shut up, piss goblin.
Oh, God.
Pernuia is the clinical term for pain from receptive anal sex.
Most people experience it, but you don't have to tolerate it.
Talk about your fear of rectal prolapse.
What?
Winter the wolf, how much for a ghost butt what?
Ghost butt custom.
I don't even know what the fuck you said, dude.
What the hell was the last fucking word there?
You fucking mispronounced it or some shit.
Just watch the fucking prolapsed anus video and shut the fuck up.
Work yourself into a frenzy of sexual desire and practice a healthy lifestyle where you exercise, eat poop-friendly foods, and listen to what your body needs.
If after all this you experience rectal prolapse, it wasn't necessarily from anal sex.
And there are solutions.
Talk to a doctor, arrange surgery if you need to.
Talk to the rum and stay curious.
Hey, Doctor, I got something to show you.
If you would like to join me and other explanators in giving the world free sex education, please go to patreon.com slash sex.
She's got a Patreon.
You get me?
All right, I've seen it all now, dude.
This bitch is getting promoting her Patreon to talk more about anal prolapse.
That's fucking great.
Colonel Transisco donated a diamond.
Press SG to spank Ghostler.
First of all, don't call me Ghostler.
And secondly, spank me.
What the fuck are you talking about?
For fuck's sake.
All right, let's get to another one, dude.
We got so many backed up donos.
Like I said, don't donate.
What does Mrs. Ghost Butt taste like?
Dude, what kind of shit fucking questions are these, dude?
Good fucking God, man.
What time is it?
It's 12:45 a.m. over here.
Hey, what is this?
Cucumber?
Yeah, okay.
Fuck it, Winter the Wolf.
Okay, great.
All right.
Fucking sell a cucumber.
Shove it up your ass.
All right, look.
Peppermint Swirl is next to play a dono and gave the chat a choice.
All right, one for my little pony, two for anime.
How do you like that shit?
How do you like that shit?
This bitch is more focused on shit than the Charmin Bears.
This is the most disgusting thing ever.
Anytime you ever see a tranny, make sure you all remember this disgusting video and associate the two.
Come on, dude.
Let's not go there, Esriel, dude.
Seriously.
All right, come on.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, look at this.
Winter the wolf, you first, and then fucking wink at him.
It'll wink at me when you fucking talk about anal shit, all right?
Don't fucking don't fucking wink at me.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Cucumbler.
I'm gonna put my knee on your neck while I fist.
Dude, enough of the knee jokes, dude.
That is not fucking funny.
All right, enough of the knee jokes.
All right, looks like everybody wants to watch what?
Fucking anime?
Oh, great.
Everybody, I want to watch anime, you know, because I love the artistic expressions and I love the weird Jap culture.
You know, you know, Japanese, you know, that they sell used panties and vending machines.
There's Noble Savage.
Ghost, this is Bob Marley's cover of Red Red Wine.
And Neil Diamond wrote this song, Not UB40.
Smoke and drink break.
Cheers.
Hey, thank you very much, Noble Savage.
Cheers to you, my man.
Thank you very much.
And Colonel Transisco with another diamond.
You've been a very naughty boy, ghost.
Now bend over, dude.
Fuck you.
Jesus, take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that talk.
All right, Peppermint Swirls video.
Everybody donated.
This is supposed to be some kind of anime.
I don't know what the hell this is.
So, viewer discretion is advised.
I have no idea what the hell this is, but Peppermint Swirl requested this.
So let's see what it is.
Here it is.
What the hell is this?
This is anime.
Oh, no shit.
It's fucking anime for Christ's sake.
Did this fucking band lend this fucking song to this anime shit?
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
And Esriel, stop with the racism, man.
Stop with the fucking racism.
I can't escape this hell.
Dude, this is a long time ago, dude.
It's 2006.
So many times.
2006, dude.
Oh, Christ.
Look at all this anime shit.
But I'm still caging inside.
Somebody get me through this night.
I mean, listen, not only do I not like this on the premise of cartoons and shit, but dude, I don't have time in my life to dedicate to watching speaking shit like this.
You know what I mean?
I haven't watched dumb shit like this.
I mean the tune is okay, I guess.
Everybody like this tune.
John Conquest just dropped the diamond brothels for reopening Australia July 1st.
But there's still red.
What am I supposed to say to that?
Somebody get me through this nightmare.
I can't control myself.
So if you can see the darkest side of me, no one ever takes the stand up I am become.
Help me believe it's not the real me.
Somebody help me take the stand up I am become the real me.
Somebody help me take the stone.
I can't control myself.
Somebody wake me from this nightmare.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to negate all the fucking anime and just listen to the song.
You know the song.
I think Three Days Brace did better music than this song.
What is it?
I was an adventurer like you.
Then I took a knee to the neck.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Can we shut up about the knee to the neck shit, dude?
This is fucked up.
Seriously.
locked up y'all wanted anime Here it is, dude.
This is it.
Dude, this is from 06, for heaven's sake.
Is it me or did the 2000s just kind of go by pretty quick?
That was a quick dead day, dude.
As a matter of fact, the past 20 years has been rather fast.
Yeah, the three days breaks out.
I'll agree with that, Alete.
And even though you're a roostie-loving fucking grunge idiot, and I like Grunch too, but you take it to another level.
But yeah, the first album wasn't too bad, of course.
Like with most bands, second album, sucked at Cockwooded.
It sucks.
It happens to most of them.
Anyway, let's continue on.
Thank you, Peppermint Swirl, for that.
Twenty Year Time Jump And Grunge00:03:19
I don't know.
I guess that was anime, but at least it had a little fucking nice tune to it.
All right.
Anyway, let's take a couple of calls here.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
You guys got me belching all over the place.
Let's go ahead and take a couple of calls here.
I know I've been neglecting it, but I got a lot of goddamn donos here.
So let's take some calls.
How about all right?
Let's take this.
So this person's been on here.
How about 910?
What's up?
Hey, it's Piss Goblin.
How's it going?
Hey, what's up?
Piss Goblin in the house.
Even though you like to fucking make fun of me and shit, what's up?
I'm doing pretty good.
And I'm sorry if we were a little mean to you.
It was just a little joke.
Yeah, be honest.
Hold on, hold on.
Be honest.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Be honest with me.
You and Cornhog are either together on this shit or you and them are the same person or something.
Be honest.
We are not the same person.
I actually just met them.
And they seem to be really cool, but I don't know a whole lot about them.
All right.
Well, I just.
I play a long one.
Well, I just had to ask.
I just had to ask because this goddamn cornhog hogged up a good portion of this broadcast, and it's pissed everybody off in the chat.
Oh, I know.
Well, I don't have that kind of money to clog up the donations like that.
So that's kind of, I mean, I have money.
Like, I'm doing pretty well, but that is a lot.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
Anyway, what's going on, Piss Goblin?
Do you got anything that you want to plug except for fucking videos making fun of me about taking it two at a time and all that shit?
Not currently, but I'll let you know in the future.
I'm just hanging out right now.
And I'm glad you picked me up.
I'm glad you picked me up on here.
Hey, I was going to pick you up.
No problem here, man.
Get this disgusting fucking tranny.
You have a good one.
Good luck on the rest of the show.
Yes, you are.
And by the way, we're having a dono from Esriel over here.
Being a disrespectful prick.
I don't know if you saw that.
Oh, I missed it.
I don't give a shit.
They all suck.
They're all lame-ass fucking loser trolls.
And it's just coming a lot because I'm like, I guess some people see me as a failed troll, but like, they're just lacking in the funny department.
Oh, man.
Challenging other people's fucking humor.
That's where you hit them low, man.
Anyway, you want to give any shout-outs to anybody?
Any shout-outs?
I guess shout-out to Cornhog.
I guess.
I know people are going to kill me for that, but I don't know.
See, they seem cool, like talking to them in DMs.
Yeah, they're pretty nice.
All right.
Well, she's giving a shout out to Cornhog.
Cheers to you, Piss Goblin.
Yeah, you too.
Thank you.
All right.
There's Piss Goblin once again.
And for all those people that are out here talking garbage, look, it doesn't matter if you're trans or whatever.
What is this?
Marshall Bernsey.
I'm just throwing this out for Yaz.
It's a tranny.
Simping For Transgender Characters00:15:22
Also, what's the password for the calls?
Wanna call in.
All right.
Well, look.
And by the way, anybody who wants to call in, once again, we're going back and forth from donos to calls here.
So, oh, shit, wrong fucking one.
Jesus Christ.
Engineer, get it straight.
Sorry about that.
Here is the phone number.
There's a phone number.
515-604-9052.
There's the code right there.
You're a failed man for sure.
You have nothing to add to the world.
All right, dude.
Don't.
Esriel, don't go at fucking Piss Goblin like that for Christ's sake.
All right.
Don't do that, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, the code is 844-286 and the hashtag are pound key.
And Winter the Wolf says, Piss Goblin, want to have a threesome My Ghost fursuit and tub guys body pillow?
All right, dude.
Anyway, let's just take some fucking calls here and shut up with the fucking leak, dude.
Shut up.
Fucking tired of you fucking people, man.
I'm out here fucking, I'm giving you hours of my life and you fucking people could care less.
You're just like, I want to fuck with ghosts even more.
Yeah.
I want to fuck with him.
I want to continue to fuck with him.
I can't fucking live my life without fucking with him and talking shit to him and about his wife and his granny and his fucking dog.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Who else do we got here?
We got, let's take one more.
Let's take one more here.
People who have been waiting for a long time.
That's why I like them.
How about who the hell is this?
Deeper hell?
What's up?
Ma'am, look as me.
Ha, here with me.
You'll find me.
Yeah.
See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya.
Dude, listen to me.
Look, stop backmasking me, you pieces of trash.
All right, stop backmasking me, you fucking pieces of crap.
Seriously, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
Oh, my God.
It's the.
Oh, God.
And who the hell is this?
I'm taking one more.
You guys are being pricks.
How about the truth?
Who the hell are you?
I'm a blast star.
Everything is celestial with ghosts.
I'm a blast star.
Ghost believes things in reverse.
I'm a blast star.
I were born upside down.
I'm a blast star.
Hey, Asriel, what have you done?
I'm a blast star.
Satan is good.
Satan is my ball.
I'm a blast star.
Satan is good.
Satan is my ball.
So I said, nigger.
Hey, take that shit off for Christ's sake.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
All right, y'all want to play games, you asshole?
No more fucking calls, you fucking asshole.
Y'all want to play games with me?
Huh?
Y'all want to splice my voice and make me say shit I never fucking said?
You want to play this fucking game with me?
Well, fuck you.
All right, fuck you and fuck you up, your dirty asses, man.
Fuck you.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Take on, take me off the air, engineer.
All right, I think we're okay.
I think they're going somewhere else.
I'm telling you, ever since they've lifted the quarantine out here in San Antonio, it's been a fucking jungle.
It's been a jungle out here.
Piss Goblin could have been a great man.
Too bad he took a knee to the name of the.
All right, look, Art Hyman, fuck off for Christ's sake.
And by the way, Piss Goblin just donated and said, Hey, Asriel, what have you done for the show other than being an unfunny fail troll?
And by the way, Piss Goblin is next with the video dono, by the way.
So let's go ahead and get to Piss Goblin.
And wait a minute, wouldn't Keemscares?
What's up?
Suck a neck.
Fuck you, idiot.
All right, fuck off, Keemstar.
All right.
All right.
And look, I'm not freeing Pettis.
All right.
Pettus is a piece of shit.
All right.
He's a piece of crap.
And you can tell him I said that.
For one, I was able to come to terms with the basic biological function of being a male.
What I've brought to the show is Fat Stacks and Torreel Clan.
You wouldn't know anything about friendship, though, because you're lonely, gross tranny.
Toriel Clan?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Toriel Clan?
All right, dude, that's enough.
All right, what is this?
Winter the Wolf.
Piss Goblin showing us men make better women and cheers, Ghost.
Men make better women.
Dude, don't go there, all right?
Men make better women than don't go there, please.
Seriously, man.
Don't do not go there.
All right, anyway, can we just get to Piss Goblin's video, Dono?
Piss Goblin said, I know I'm in Q and it's backed up.
Hold on, what is this?
I'm sorry, I don't want to start arguments here, but let's be honest.
If you're a tranny, you deserve a bad beating to the inch of your life.
You're a male acting like a female.
Come on, Joe.
I don't condone that.
Pet piss?
Petipiss?
Well, well, well.
If it isn't my old tard nemesis Azrael, the goat fucking trap hating incel.
All right, dude, that's about enough for this shit, all right?
All right, look, I don't condone what's going on here on text-to-speech.
I want to put that on the fucking record right now.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, can we get to fucking pet goat or fucking what is that?
Piss goblin, excuse me.
Can we get to piss goblins video, please?
Piss goblin said, I know the cue is backed up, but here's some everything but a girl.
I actually like everything but a girl.
It's not a bad video.
Not a bad group, all right?
You know, they're a little, they're a little Eurococky, but it is what it is.
Uh, Colonel Transisco with a diamond press G-I-S-W if ghost is a sperm whale.
Really asshole, a fucking sperm whale.
Feminist socialist dropped a diamond and said, uh, this show makes grown men into trannies, dude.
Fuck off, all right?
All right, yeah, fuck off for Christ's sake.
All right, anyway, let's get to Piss Goblin's video here.
Here it is, huh?
Let's get a little party going in here, huh?
Thanks, what preach pettis, M-G-T-O-W.
Who the fuck are you again?
Oh, dude, please.
Look, I don't want to fucking have some kind of TTS war.
All right, just sit there and sit on your thumbs.
All right, we're partying in here now, okay?
We're partying on the taco, taco, Tuesday.
Can you take that fucking ad off for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's partying in here?
We're in a, we're in a lounge right now.
Hey, let's go ahead and, you know what?
I shouldn't be drinking this early in the fucking show.
Whenever I start drinking early, it's just bad news, you know, and I start saying shit I really don't mean.
Yeah, maybe I should wait.
All right, I'll take a hit of some tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
Let me go ahead and do that.
Everybody's dancing.
Hold on, I need a couple more sprinkles of swings on the goddamn smoke.
Where's my goat here?
Yeah.
Forgive me if I don't want to talk.
I don't get to.
Who's shaking their tail feather in here, huh?
What is real?
What's going on?
We're all the women in the chat room.
And I know when I say that, people are going to be like, yeah, I mean all the trannies.
Dude, I don't know what it is.
I think it's the manly dominance that I throw around this fucking internet like it ain't shit is what attracts the trannies And you know something boy?
I don't blame them boy.
I don't blame them.
All right Yeah, no shit.
Shantae, Shantae by home, a little bit old.
I didn't even let it hit the brain.
Give me a fuck down while you're tough.
Watch your trap.
I almost want a drink right now.
I need to wait another hour at least till like 1:30 or so, or maybe two, because I know I'm going to be here for a while with all the backed up donos.
So I don't like drinking too early because then I start acting fucking stupid.
I start acting weird and shit, you know?
Hey, what is this?
Chatelet type POM.
If Pettis Lives Matter, do fuck Pettis, all right?
I need a.
Why do you care, Chatelet?
What are you fucking shooting them up the ass on fucking on Zoom or something?
What the fuck do you care?
You're my fucking, my tissue.
This is a very loungy 90s.
Somebody put in the chat room 90s runway music.
I can definitely attest to that.
Trample.
Once again, Piss Goblin requested this.
Cheers to Piss Goblin.
I want you to love me.
I want you to love me.
Yeah, look, people are actually liking this.
They're jamming this.
I have to agree, dude, on Everything But a Girl.
I gotta thumbs up this one, man.
The only song I remember from Everything But a Girl is that Like the Desert, Miss the Rain, And I miss you.
I want you to love me.
Like the Desert, Mr. Rain.
That's the one I remember.
Let me have one more hit before the song ends.
All these people are just blowing out real quick, fucking pussy.
I don't think I need a call.
Hold on.
Jesus Christ.
Shantae, This is pretty good.
Once again, cheers to Piss Goblin.
All right, Piss Goblin.
Since I've talked to Piss Goblin on the phone, I know she deals well.
Cheers to them.
And look, all of you people that are saying that my show turns people into trannies, it's not true, okay?
It's absolutely not true.
Trannies like listening to old ghost because I'm a bad motherfucker, dude.
I know it's hard for some of you to believe, but the effeminate part of America and other parts of the world that listen to my voice, they're in complete fucking awe.
In complete fucking awe at the manly dominance that I throw around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
And unfortunately, you know, you got trannies that are that are a part of that effeminate demographic.
And you can't, you know, it's trannies, it's MILFs, it's a bunch of young chicks.
Dude, you can't even imagine how many young chicks are fucking messaging me on ghost.report, sending me pictures of their bare tits and shit, wanting to get a piece of old ghost over here.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not bragging.
I'm not bragging.
Just like this song, Piss Goblins, is everything but a girl.
Dude, Art.
Who the fuck is Art Hyman, dude?
Who the fuck is Art Hyman over here trying to harsh everybody's mellow?
Oh, here's Captain Autism.
There aren't enough gas chambers on the face of the earth for all the trans testicles that ought to be rounded up for fuel.
Fire up the boilers.
Feed them up.
All right, dude, Captain Autism, that's enough.
All right, get the hell out of here.
Report them to 844,286 and have them carted away.
Jesus Christ.
Can you Captain Autism?
You fucked up.
Look, I don't condone what the hell's being said here.
I do not condone what these idiots are saying.
Shout out to Polar Bear, Wolf, Asriel, The Good One, Jake, and everyone in the Thunderdome, other than MAGA and TGOR.
Yeah, dude, I don't condone what the hell you just said.
Look, here's Esriel again.
True Tranny Chaser Radio.
I can't believe the same ghost that BTFO Every Shade of Troll in the past is simping for fucking trannies.
Simping for trannies.
What are you talking about?
I'm just simply stating that my show doesn't turn people into trannies.
All right.
What do you mean I'm simping for trannies?
Fucking simping for trannies out here.
I don't simp for anybody, all right?
I'm a man, baby, all right?
This is my fucking world, all right?
This is my fucking world.
Do you all hear me?
I'm doing what I'm doing because this is my fucking world.
Press GD, 12-year-old if ghost dates 120-year-olds.
Look, first of all, people are like, how young are they?
Are they ghosts?
Dude, they're fucking 21 and up, dude.
I'm an old guy, okay?
All right, young to me is like fucking 30 years old at this point.
Bad Human Control And Grounding00:16:01
All right, give me a fucking break.
That's a young chick right now.
I'm talking about 20-somethings.
I'm talking about bitches that are in fucking sorority buildings.
Look, I don't want to talk about what I'm getting.
It doesn't matter what I'm getting, okay?
It doesn't matter.
Here's Piss Goblin.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
I don't mind the shit talking because I know they got nothing to show while I'm 100% comfortable with myself.
Anyways, one more song.
Here's some underworld.
Hey, thank you very much, Piss Goblin.
I appreciate that.
All right.
Enough of me talking about whatever.
I'm tired of talking to you people.
You people just piss me off.
You seek me to your level.
Shout out to C. Aptiwan Autism and the entire Thunderdome.
Sheers to Azrael.
And Rip My Boat Fell Off the Printer After Two Hours.
All right.
Well, thank you, Winter Wolf.
We appreciate it, okay?
Let's go ahead and get to.
God damn, Colonel Transisco with another diamond.
You date kindergartners?
Dude, fuck you, asshole.
All right, fuck you for anyone who insinuates that you're a fucking piece of shit.
Fucking assholes.
Anyway, Kamunga Strikes.
All right, is next.
Camunga Strikes says two words, 13 steps.
Hey, hold on, Luna Pony.
Can you put a bit in my mouth and control me, ghost?
Dude, shut up.
I want you to ride me ahead of time.
All right, shut up.
I want you to whip me until my skin breaks.
Do you see what I'm talking about out here?
I don't think that Luna Pony, whoever it is, tranny, trap, whatever, woman, whatever, all right?
I doubt that this person is faking.
I think that they legitimately want me to do what the fuck this person wants me to do.
And the reason is, is because of the manly dominance that they're around these fucking internets, for Christ's sake, man.
All right, when you hear my voice, you don't hear some kind of fruit boldness that you typically hear in most people that are under the age of 40 in this country, okay?
I mean, have you talked to anybody under the age of 40 in this country?
Hi, how are you doing?
Yeah, this is the way I talk.
This is the way the new generation talks.
And I like to say like a lot.
Like, you know, this is like, you know, to try to deviate like my lack of like verbiage.
And yeah, yeah.
They fucking.
I'm tired of it, man.
You weren't 100% comfortable, obviously, because you got your fucking wong cut off, you reprobate faggot.
Take a reality check before you actually fucking grab a rope.
All right, listen, enough, Esriel, all right?
Please, for Christ's sake.
Please, for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, as I was stating, this is what they hear when they listen to ghosts.
They listen to a fucking man.
They're listening to a voice that they know that can answer fucking problems.
All right.
That can kick some fucking ass and take fucking names.
Okay.
When they listen to this voice, they know that they're listening to King Dan Ling and they're closing their eyes right now, wishing that they were ravaged by a man like this man right here.
And you know something?
I don't blame them, boy.
I don't blame them.
And Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond.
Cap merch win.
I ain't fucking doing any of that shit.
Anyway, that's all there is to it.
You people can fucking lie your ass off.
The reason why you've got people that listen to me, like I said, women, MILFs, trannies, traps.
It doesn't matter.
They're listening because I'm a bad fucking man.
I'm a bad man.
And every time they hear their voice, hear this voice right here, they know that they're not listening to some pussy-whipped asshole in Western civilization.
They know they ain't listening to some fruit bull that sounds like Keem Scarce over here who just dropped the diamond.
Hey, can you make better merch?
This shit sucks.
Yeah, your mother swallows their Keem Scarce.
So sit there and shut your stupid fruity ass mouth.
All right, the next time you talk to me, Keem Scares, I don't want to hear this half a fucking giddy fucking fruit bull.
How are you doing?
I'm Keem Scarce over here.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, ghost.
I'm fucking Keem Scarce, and you know me.
And you have the audacity to sit here and talk shit to me in a chat room, Keem Scares, you fucking piece of crap.
I'm over here.
I'm Keem Scarce over here.
You know that's how he sounds.
Everybody who listens to this fucking broadcast, you know that's how he sounds.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Where am I for Christ's sake?
All right.
Let me listen to the next fucking video dono before I get sidetracked by these fucking pieces of shit.
And what is this?
What piss?
Okay, piss goblin.
Here it is.
I'm a woman that still has her penis and is going to keep it.
Just sounds like you know my dick's bigger than yours.
So you better choke on it.
Winking face.
Oh, dude.
I mean, comparing dick sizes with trannies, dude.
Come on, dude.
Seriously.
Kumi Sanders ghost is a failed anime VA.
That's why traps like him.
I am serious ghost.
Your manly dominance makes me weak, and I just want that 15-incher between.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
And I think Luna Pony genuinely means this.
Anyway, I'm not a failed voice actor, by the way.
All right.
Maybe I'm gainfully employed, and you people don't know that.
Maybe I'm the guy that announces the movies and shit.
Coming this summer, a quest coming from outer space.
I mean, give me a break.
You don't fucking know shit from Shy Nola.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
And Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond and said, press GSW of Ghost Sucks and Swallow.
You fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Fuck off.
You know what?
I'm gonna smoke some more dope since you fucking people want to sit here and talk garbage to me for Christ's sake.
All right, give me my fucking smoke.
Coming to theaters near you.
I mean, give me a break.
All right, give me a fucking break.
That guy died years ago.
You don't think he's like, he's the only guy?
He's the only fucking guy.
You how stupid that fucking that retarded that sounds?
He's the only fucking guy.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Good God, you guys are fucking.
You guys, give me a break.
Give me a break for Christ's sake.
Just shut up.
Oh, my God.
I'm losing control of my show here.
All right.
I need another smoke.
I think I'm about to break open the booze because you people are pissing me off so bad.
So let me smoke.
All right, we're getting to the next one.
Here's Cornel.
When I hear a ghost voice, I hear the moans of the damned.
The moans of the damned?
I buy that.
Are you shitting me?
Repeat that sentence, you stupid faggot.
I'm a woman that still has her penis.
Look the fuck up before you get strung up by yourself.
And I got smacked you so fucking hard.
I'd knock the tranny disability out of your fucking Ezreal, calm down, dude.
Everybody, just calm down.
Jesus Christ, where's my fucking tissue?
I need a tissue.
Jesus Christ.
Moaning of the damned?
That's the first time I've ever heard that.
That I'm compared to the damned.
And Kumi Sanders dropped a diamond and said, women don't have dicks.
All right, dude.
All right.
Enough of this argument, dude.
All right, let's get to the next donor.
All right, everybody.
Everybody, shut up.
All right, let's get to the next dono here.
Kamunga Strikes.
Kamunga Strikes requested this one and said two words, 13 steps.
Now, I do recollect and remember Kamunga Strikes.
He does like to donate Pantera because, you know, he's a fan and he knows yours truly likes Pantera.
So I hope that this is 13 Steps to Nowhere by Pantera.
Ah, yes, it is.
I just got to hear a fucking McDonald's commercial.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, here it is, baby.
Is everybody ready for a little bit of Pan Terra?
I love Pantera, by the way, baby.
Here we go.
13 Steps to Nowhere.
Kamunga Strikes requested this one.
Hold on.
I put the wrong goddamn taken off.
Yeah, they put the PC shot on.
Thank you.
Here it is.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, Kamunga Strikes.
By the way, the Great Southern Trendkill album is my favorite album of Pantera.
Hard ass album.
I mean, just listen to this song, dude.
This fucking.
This song kills, dude.
And Winter Wolf dropped a diamond.
I love you all.
Well, thank you very much.
And how ironic there's a snake on the cover.
Fucking Metal Man, yeah!
Yeah.
You're goddamn right.
Pan fucking terra.
Hold on, hold on.
I gotta pause this because fucking Colonel Transisco just dropped a Ninja Gini newspaper headline, Dope Smokes Dope on Air Extra.
Read all about it.
Ghost Crown Biggest Dope.
Are you fucking kidding me for Christ's sake?
Calling me what I'm a fucking like a dope head or something?
Shut the fuck up and listen to Pantera and grow some balls on yourself, Colonel Transisco.
What?
Sorry to interrupt the Pantera.
But ah, is little poor Asriel upset hewetta at the scary woman with the penis.
Fucking deal with it.
You're more insecure the trans people you shit talk, and it's sad and unfunny, just like your entire internet life.
Damn, dude.
All right, dude, look, look, I don't want to, I don't want to have any more arguments about this, okay?
I don't want to have any more arguments about this, so let's just kick back.
Let's listen to Kamunga Strike's request.
Here it is.
A little bit of fucking pan fucking Tara.
That's all.
Just a little bit of pan fucking.
Oh, God.
What?
Where is my IC invite, scammer?
Hey, asshole.
I'm going to give it to you.
I'm in the middle of the fucking show here, you fucking prick.
I don't know if you know that, cornhog.
I'm in the middle of the fucking show here.
What is this, Pantera 2 next?
Look, first of all, I'm telling everybody who's donating right now, okay, you're not going to see your donos for a while.
So I hope you understand that we're going to be here very late.
We got a lot of donos that fucking people.
I mean, there was like a whole shitload of donos before the whole goddamn show even started.
So once again, Cornhog, I will be giving your fucking invitation to the IC either after this.
Unfortunately, it looks like I'm going to be, I don't know, here till fucking 3, 4, 5 and more.
Who the fuck knows in the morning?
And as a result, I may just fucking crash right after I end the fucking show, and I'll give it to you tomorrow afternoon.
But you will get it.
So stop being a tranny about it, dude.
Jesus Christ, here it is.
I'm kidding.
Stop being MAGA Brony about it, I should say.
Stop being a mega-brony about it.
Fucking metal!
Listen to metal here!
We're listening to Pan-Fuckin'-Terra here!
Hey, Colonel Transistor with an eye to...
Press 12 hours for those who do 12 hours serious.
Come on, dude.
Why are y'all doing this shit?
Why do y'all do this shit?
Fucking keeping me all up to all hours of the night, baby.
I'll take you some more The nights of rain You're all for built on the dude.
Some of these stickers out here, you guys are sick racist fucks.
All right?
And take the Britney Vinty fucking sticker out of my chat room.
Take the fucking deposit shit.
Take the Britney Vinty shit off my chat room.
True junkie radio cornhog.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Listen to this, boy.
Listen to Pantera, you music class, all right?
Take the Britney Vinty shit off my chat room.
The neurotypical response to a person whose self-esteem is severely damaged is to lash out and act defensive.
I don't blame you for your abhorrently stupid comments, but I do blame you for your attention whoring and faggotry.
Get help.
All right, can we end this, please?
Stop the shit.
Jesus, I got fucking Britney Vinty stickers in my fucking chat room.
I mean, for fuck's sake, anyone who had a hard on is going inwards now because of the.
Look, you sons of bitches.
All right.
Brittany Vinty looks like fucking William Dafoe in drag.
You put William Dafoe in drag.
That's what you got, Brittany Vinty out there.
But hey, some people like fucking William Dafoe and drag simps.
There were simps out there for William Dafoe and Drag.
What did he say?
Fuck the team steps, baby.
Ah, that was fucking badass.
Thank you, Camonga Strikes.
I definitely needed that as somewhat of a palate cleanser.
And we've got Colonel Transisco press GMBS if Ghost Married Britney Spears.
She married Britney Spears.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Now, look, I know there, I don't know, I didn't really realize that we had Britney Vinty fans in here, but look, she looks like William Dafoe in fucking drag, first and foremost.
And look, maybe there's simps for William Dafoe and drag somewhere in like Burt Scrotum, New Mexico or some shit.
But don't just keep the shit out of my chat room, please, okay?
Keep the fucking shit out of my chat room, please.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me continue.
I think I'm fucking having a little bit of a fucking, I drank a lot of Coca-Cola here, and now I'm starting to get the jitters and shit.
That ain't good.
I'll tell you that right now.
That ain't good.
Anyway, let's continue here.
We've got Jay Money.
All right, J Money9629, who requested this and said, take your pick from this list.
And he didn't say the chat's pick.
He said my pick.
What list are you talking about, boy?
VR Chat Drinking And Asian Ladyboy00:12:34
What is this?
How to get to Uganda VR chat?
What the fuck?
And here's Esriel.
I am a true armored closet tranny.
I wish I had titties and could suck cornhogs and piss goblin sticks.
All right, come on.
That's obvious.
I don't.
Can we stop this, please?
All right.
I don't know what.
Put the PC shot on.
I don't know what the hell this is, but take a look.
How to get to Uganda with Knuckles.
I don't know.
Fucking VR chat is being ruined.
Let's get to VR chat as being ruined.
How about that one?
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Kids have now infested VR chat thinking they're funny and ruining the memes.
This is just one example.
Okay.
I don't really.
What is this?
Hold on.
Let me put this down.
We have to get out of here.
I won't get cancer, I promise you.
Oh my god.
Hold on.
People are actually buying VR setups and putting it.
They're fucking just letting their kids let loose on a VR setup.
I mean, what the fuck?
Western civilization problems right there, right?
Anyway, Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond and said, would you hit Britney Spears one more time, Ghost?
Dude, shut up, man.
I don't know.
Colonel Transisco, I don't know what you're talking about.
Maybe that's your fantasy or some shit.
What is this?
That's cute.
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but in your case, it's the greatest form of faggotry.
All right, everybody, can we calm down, please?
Jesus Christ.
Didn't the Tranny suicide rate just hit 50%?
Like Bon Jovi, you're halfway there.
Dude, what the fuck?
Can we stop this shit, please?
Oh my God.
And look, we got a fucking diamond from Winter the Wolf.
I wish I had a titty in my mouth.
Oh, God.
All right, dude.
Y'all are getting fucked up weird.
Y'all are getting vulgar out of here.
All right.
Well, I don't need help.
I think your comments are hilarious, personally.
It's pretty adorable how hard you're trying, but realistically, you're not leaving a dent.
I'm letting you have this since it's one of the only things you have, you sad person.
All right.
Can we just let it go now?
Can we just let it be now, please?
All right, play this shit.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Hold on, I think I got a diamond here that I gotta play, or did I say it already?
I think I already said it.
Never mind.
All right, play the fucking whatever the hell this is.
Jesus Christ.
Nobody comes in the nears.
I'm hip with the memes, too.
Who ordered a number nine?
I just want to order some bullshit.
My little kids.
Number six.
Hey, guys.
Tide.
Am I hippie?
Tide pods.
I get it.
This is why people are getting VR set up.
I mean, seriously.
It doesn't really matter.
If I had the choice to kill off a group of people, I'd choose VR chat users.
They're what happens when weebs and normies fuck.
Also, enough trans shit talk, save it for the calls.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I, Azriel, got cucked by 10.
Can we calm down already on text-to-speech here?
Seriously, man.
Calm down.
For fuck's sake, you're fucking me up.
I'm fucking having a, I'm fucking multitasking here.
The engineers just shut up.
Everybody, just shut the fuck up.
And Colonel Transisco just dropped a diamond.
you now or are you now or have you been a member of the dude shut up colonel transisco Seriously, man.
Are you drinking?
Huh?
You've had a little booze, have you?
It seems like it, all right?
And Winter the Wolf said, can you three-way Esriel and Piss Goblin in a call?
Oh, geez.
I guess I could in a minute.
I mean, if they want to, I don't know.
I guess.
I guess I could do that.
Who the hell requested that?
Winter the wolf with a diamond.
I guess I could.
I don't know.
Just let me get through this goddamn dono, please.
All right, Jay Money once again requested this.
I can't believe this is VR chat, dude.
I will now expand.
I was literally this close to getting a VR setup.
A whole fucking meeting.
Like the whole thing.
Like, not only the VR setup to actually play the shit, but like a contraption where you walk.
can physically walk and all this bullshit.
It's just, it's not good enough yet.
It's just not good enough yet.
Can I have some, uh, knuckles with a side of dick?
Ummm...
No shakilunio, you need to be prepared for game.
Can I get a bucket of five seconds, please?
Can I get away?
No, you won't give me my tide pods.
Dude, this is horrible.
I can't believe that.
Modern-day technology, folks.
Modern-day technology.
And Piss Goblin said we could do a three-way call, but it'd be hard for Esriel to squeak with my dick in his mouth.
Oh, God.
Or speak with my dick in his mouth.
All right.
Look, let's stop this, please.
Okay, come on.
And we got Colonel Transisco.
Hashtag true shit shit show VR Radio.
Okay, great.
That's fabulous.
I wanted the tide.
I'm getting jittery because of all the fucking Coca-Cola that I just drank.
Wait, is somebody going for plain Type Pods?
Can I speak to your manager?
I want Tide Pods.
My God.
Do not know what you like.
This is horrible, dude.
This is horrible.
All right.
Hey, here's another one.
I think you ota.
That's why I asked about the Ebola burger.
Okay, what the Bulla Burger?
All right, that's enough.
All right, stop this shit.
You know what, J Money?
Good God, if that's VR, then I don't want to have anything to do with VR.
All right, J Money9629.
That's why I'm not getting it.
I'm going to get another Corsair as I'm thinking about getting.
I'm thinking about getting another Corsair.
What the hell, Esriel?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Cornhog fucked my prolapsed anus.
It felt so good.
Oh, God.
Can we stop, please?
Oh, here's Esriel again over here.
Keep your fucking Tumblr.
Speak to yourself.
You have your faggoty ass tranny simps coming at me sideways because you literally can't achieve anything in your human existence.
Self-speaking, please come on.
You don't hang yourself.
No, we're not condoning anything of that nature, please.
Can we please stop?
Can we please stop?
Seriously, I mean, this is not a joke.
Good lord, man.
Anyway, look, Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond.
Solo VR is best, ghosty.
Hi, Alex is best.
Excuse me.
I thought you were talking about Hi Alex or some shit.
Talking about, hey, how you doing, Alex?
I'm over here, Winter the Wolf, and I'm listening to the ghost show and getting a little drunk with some cheap ass bottle of hooches and hoping that I could call 1-800 fucking Asian little fucking ladyboy for a goddamn little hooky hookie with a fucking little handy handy with a little happy ending and Tranny.
Understand as best as your disgusting estrogen adult brain can that I would rather dive dick first into a fire ant hole before I'd go anywhere near you in any way shape.
All right.
Stop coming onto the body.
Come on.
I want you to die.
All right.
We're not.
We don't want nobody to die.
Imagine an other can like me complaining about Tranny's Lol.
Dude, this is enough.
All right.
This is enough about Tranny.
Enough about enough of this whole argument.
Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond.
Open up the chest already.
Don't tell me what to do.
All right.
High life Alix Alex, whatever the hell.
All right.
And I'm not dyslexic, by the way.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
All right.
I think we're done.
All right.
I think we're done.
Okay.
Let me go ahead and get to the next dono.
The next dono was requested by something funny.
Didn't say anything.
Oh, no.
And why isn't this bitch reading this?
How come the text-to-speech bitch didn't read this?
I think it's because of a lot of a repetition.
I'll read it.
Ah, boo-hoo, the scary tranny, is saying mean things to me, boo, who doo-doo kaka, 41% ooi.
I'm a little baby goo-goo gaga.
Ah, boohoo, the scary tranny, saying mean things to me, boo hoo doo-doo kaka, 41%.
All right, I think that's why.
I think that's why.
I'm a goo-goo guy.
Really?
Really?
All right, here it is.
I think something funny.
I gotta vet this one here, because I don't like how this is just kind of a vague video recording.
Are you waiting?
Boohoo, the scary trick.
Hold on.
Save me.
Don't make me cock.
I think that's bud.
Shut up, Marshall.
Put the PC shut on.
Here it is.
I think something funny.
Fuck you, Cornhole.
I mean, what is this?
Are you Squihan?
Boohoo.
Hold on.
Second dose to me.
I think that's a good one.
Shut up, Marshall.
Put the PC shut on.
Alright, here it is.
I think something funny under vector top.
I mean, what is this?
Are you Squihan?
Hold on.
I'm a guru, are you really?
Put the PC shut on.
Alright, here it is.
I think something funny under vegetable topic.
I mean, what is this?
Are you Squihan?
Hold on!
Shut down the doorstep, shoot!
Put the PC shut on!
Alright, here it is!
I think something funny under 5.
Oh wait what is this, it's scary, no, you had no idea that you can do it.
Hold on.
Yeah, that's a good one.
It's a good one.
All right, let's just show you a good one.
All right, let's just show you a good one.
Let's just show you a good one.
Put the pieces back.
Here it is, it's some good one.
And what is this?
Who is this, it's very scary.
Hold on!
Devil Voices And Kiwi Farms Threats00:09:26
All of the devil!
All of the devil!
I'm the devil!
Anyway, look, if y'all, I probably lost listeners under that horrific mental retardation, but that was something funny that requested that.
That is a relay that's currently happening right now on YouTube, apparently.
And look, I skipped some donos because we were doing this.
So, cornhog, fuck you.
I heard that.
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair sim.
I heard that shit.
Okay.
And okay, let's go ahead and get these here.
Here's, I think, S. Real.
He said, correction.
It's now 50%.
Praise Jesus.
Now, here's type.
Let's get to the next one.
Hold on.
This is the next one.
Type trans for cans.
Don't give trans abuser air time by showing his relay.
Don't give trans abuser air time by showing his relay.
Don't give.
Okay, I think we get it.
All right.
All right.
Sorry about that.
Somebody donated it, so it is what it is.
Let's get to hold on.
Art Hyman, hold on.
I wonder how long it will be before we see a thread on Kiwi Farms about Piss Goblin offing himself with a cheap ass emobella.
That's enough.
All right.
Jesus Christ, that's enough.
All right, here we are.
We got Duva Chick here.
Whoever the hell that is.
Remember to report Transabusers Relay for Hate Speech.
Don't say, don't do that shit.
All right.
Give me a fucking break.
And this last one, the Echo.
All right.
Echo here.
Oh, look.
It's Trance Abuser's Relay.
How original.
Let's hear an echo for five minutes with nothing original on it except himself selling out his shitty archive and telling everyone to sub to him because he's a leech that wants money from your community.
Oh man, that's, I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say about it.
I don't know what to say about it.
Anyway, where are we at, dude?
Oh, yeah, I missed some diamonds and shit, too.
Let me take a look at the diamonds here.
We got free pettis, winter wolf.
Yeah, right.
Colonel Transisco, and we probably lost brain cells.
Open the chest.
Don't tell me what to do.
Colonel Transisco said hashtag true echo base radio, whatever the hell that is.
And Colonel Transisco telling me to open up the fucking chest again.
Anyway, let's get.
Oh, yeah, Winter the Wolf.
Alex is the spelling.
Thank you very much.
All right, let's continue here.
All right, that was something funny.
Whoever the hell requested that.
Let's get to the next one.
We've got Boat here.
All right.
Boat says, the problem is when people think cooking oil, they think that all sorts of plant-produced, marketed for being healthier than animal fats.
The opposite is true, except extra virgin olive oil before it's gone rancid.
And we've got Winter the Wool Free Pettis.
Oh, just get the – wait, hold on.
Free the chest, open pettis.
Yeah, I'm sure you want to open pettis, you sick fucker.
He sounds like that kind of boy that wants to be opened up if you know what I'm talking about.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to boat.
All right, let's get to boats.
What is this?
Here it is right here.
Let's get to boat's request here.
Ah, for fuck's sake, no way.
Dude mode, come on, man.
I thought we were cool, but no, you got to fucking put this fucking stupid midget.
And what is he wearing anyway?
He's wearing like a little fucking Tonka toy suit with pinstripes and shit.
You know, like he's, you know, a little Rocco from the fucking, yeah, never mind.
All right.
Play this Tonka Toy body heaven with a 78-pound head having, motherfucker.
Boat requested this.
And by the way, Colonel Transisco dropped another diamond and said, press J-I-A-J-L if ghost is Alex Jones Light.
Yeah, fuck off, dude.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
All right.
Hold on.
What is it?
Remember Piss Goblin down the tracks, not across them.
Dude, look, enough of this.
Please, all right?
Enough of this crap.
It's bad enough that Boat is over here obligating us to watch more of this goddamn tennis shit.
Dirty Dan, rapeseed oil tastes like watermelon and KF's.
Ah, dude, shut up, dirty Dan.
Jesus Christ.
Gotta be top four now.
Corn oil.
Uh-oh.
All right, we're just stopping right there.
All right, that was very interesting content, considering a lot of meme magic happened there, boat.
So cheers to you, and I hope that you're getting your health straight and everything's all good.
So cheers to boat, dude.
I hope that you're doing well.
All right, here is Black Ghost, who I don't know how he got through the ban, but he's somehow donating again.
So let me see this because the last time this idiot tried to fucking do something, he fucking tried to put some kind of video with a fucking prolapse danus taking a crap.
And the reason these people like to do that is because these idiots are trying to get me off on my platform here on D-Live, which I'm very much appreciative, by the way.
Alright, because even though they don't want to make me partner, which I get, I get it.
They don't like my toxic community.
I appreciate that I'm even being hosted here.
So just letting everybody know that I try my damnest to try to oblige what's the guidelines here.
So anyway, Black Ghost said, Ghost, I'm very sorry.
Please accept this apology.
I never want your channel to be bad, man.
I just wanted some lulls like the rest of the trolls.
No more snakes for me, I promise.
Much love from Chicago, Black Ghost.
Okay, so let's go ahead and hook it up here.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Black Ghost.
Now watch a bewitch.
Now watch a minimum.
Now watch to me whip.
What the hell is this?
Watch me name it.
This shit for me.
Peter doing whip nanay.
Now watch a new whip.
Now watch a minimum.
Now watch me whip.
Whip.
Watch to me name it.
Are you kidding me?
Now watch it be whip.
Black ghost.
Now watch a mini name it.
Now watch to me whip.
Watch me nay nay.
Watch me nay name.
This better not be that comes out of nowhere.
Now watch him name it.
Now watch me whip.
Whip.
Watch to me name it.
Now watch a bewitch.
What was this?
Was this a vine watching shit?
Now watch to me whip.
Was this a vine doing for the vine?
Now watch a me whip.
Now watch me.
Now watch me whip me.
Whip.
Watch me name.
Now watch it be whip.
Now watch a minute.
Now watch me whip.
Whip.
Watch me nay name.
Now watch a mini name.
Now watch me.
How long has this been going on for a moment?
Now watching me whip.
Now watch me name it.
What is everybody thinking about this?
They did it for the vine, baby.
They did for the vine.
Now watch it be whip.
Now everybody's getting sick of it already.
Hey, Black Ghost requested $20.
Now watch me name it.
Now what to me whip.
Whip.
Watch to me name it.
Now watch a new whip.
Now watch a minimum.
Now watch me.
Look, people are digging this shit.
Fuckin' Peter Griffin doin' a nay-nay, huh?
Watch me whip, whip, watch me nay-nay Watch me whip, whip, watch me nay-nay I remember that stupid shit, man Carl Transisto hashtag true spiders and snakes loving house radio.
Yeah, fuck off.
Now watch a mini name it.
Now watch me whip.
Whip.
Watch to me name it.
Fuck off.
Now watch me name it.
Now watch to me whip.
Whip.
Watch to me name it.
Now watch a be whip.
Everybody, look, some people are naked and some people are definitely hating this shit.
He's a nut.
Alright, how long have we been doing here?
Alright, no 30 seconds up in here, baby.
Now watch me whip.
Now watch a minimum.
Watch me whip.
Whip.
Watch me name.
Watch me whip.
Now watch a bewitch.
Now watch me name.
Now watch me whip.
Whip.
Watch me name.
Now watch a me whip.
Now watch me name it.
I'm not playing the whole fucking thing.
Come on, that whole fucking thing.
Now I'm watching me whip.
Now watch a minimum.
Now watch me whip.
Whip.
Watch to me name it.
Now watch a me whip.
Damn, watch me name it.
Damn, watch it to me.
Watch it to me, name it.
All right, let's get the fuck out.
All right, everybody, let's get to the next dono here because we got a lot of donos.
We want to get them the fuck out of here.
We want to get them gone here.
And hold on, what is this?
Lord Cooler, he said it's not me magic.
Everything is predetermined.
You made fun of Burger Planet, wished he would die.
Day later, he almost did.
You rage about how anime- Hey Ghost, just came in to see if the show had gotten any better in the months since I left.
Guess it hasn't.
You keep trying, man.
You'll get back on the bottom.
All right, get out of here.
Whip Watching And Getting Rid Of Donos00:15:09
We don't give a shit.
Fuck you, Evil Mirror.
All right, anyway, wait a minute.
You can't blame that on me, Lord Cooler, that I wished he died and he almost died.
That's not.
What are you fucking talking about?
Are you trying to blame that on me?
Are you trying to blame that shit on me?
What else did you say?
You rage about how anime viewers would die a few months later.
Sure enough, an entire building of them burned alive.
Ever get deja vu?
So you're blaming this shit on me?
Are you are you fucking nuts?
Are you I'm the bad guy now?
I'm in control.
I'm in control of the world based upon what?
My perception?
You got to be shitting me.
All right, Sue, you got to be fucking shitting me up in here.
All right, anyway, I'm, you know, I'm done.
I'm the bad guy now.
All right, I'm the bad guy.
I made fun of Burger Planet.
He almost died.
It's my fucking fault.
Hey, here's Colonel Transisco with a diamond press.
GLFD of Ghost Loves French Doors.
How the fuck do you know about French doors, you fucking piece of shit?
Anyway, let's continue.
Oh, Luna Pony.
All right.
Luna Pony is next here on the donos.
And Luna Pony said Bad Dragon has outdone itself, outdone themselves this time.
This fuck is Bad Dragon anyway.
What the hell are you talking about?
What is this crap?
Oh, God.
A fucking M you motherfucking dumbasses that continue to donate my little pony.
You're the reason why people fucking leave my broadcast.
You know that, right?
You fucking brony pricks.
And then you got MAGA Brony over here trying to talk shit, thinking he could flex nuts on me for Christ's sake.
Anyway, hold on.
We got a fucking diamond again from Winter the Wolf.
Ghost, please know.
Dude, Luna Pony requested this.
So once again, we got to watch a little bit of this because a fucking Luna Pony over here.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
This is Solidarity Map.
What the fuck is this?
With over 100 fandom animators present present what?
Solidarity.
That's such a fucking stupid fucking leftist term.
That's a leftist term if I remember.
Colonel Transisco with a diamond ghost used to chat a lot about French doors on TCR.
French doors.
French doors.
Anyway, what you're witnessing here is a collaboration of a hundred brony animators.
And I don't know, some kind of fruit punk or some shit.
Some kind of fruit punk.
It might be true.
We've passed the golden years.
Dude, stop posting fucking pony skippers and all that shit in my chapters.
All right.
Do you think I'm enjoying this shit?
Do you think I'm enjoying watching this brony shit?
I mean, they're doing this to piss me off.
They're doing this to waste my fucking time.
They're doing this to ruin my cock of duty show!
That's what they're doing!
Jesus fucking Christ!
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE DOING IT!
I mean, give me a break with this shit.
I mean, look, I'm sorry.
I don't want to watch this either.
Okay, I don't want to watch this either.
But we got, I don't know where they, I don't know where these people come from, okay?
Okay?
Bronies and fucking freaky furries and anime watchers and all this shit.
I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
I don't get why they listen to the show.
I don't get it.
Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond hashtag through MLP Solidarity Radio to get this shit out of it.
Ban old bronies.
Ban old bronies.
Fuck bronies.
Castrate bronies.
I know I'm losing listeners, dude.
I get it.
I get it.
All right.
I fucking get it.
I mean, but fucking Luna Pony.
Luna Pony requested this garbage.
And they do this to piss me off.
And then minecraft now What?
What is it?
Lord Cooler.
Well, we're all responsible for it.
I think it is time I make a video showing everything is predetermined.
I have a lot of hard evidence for it.
It will be about 15 minutes or so when I do donate it to the next show to watch, please.
And watch, excuse me, the whole thing.
And I can explain everything according to Lord Cooler.
Okay, Lord Cooler will explain everything.
I'm actually looking forward to it.
Anyway, before Unbreak.
I know Umbrella Corporation.
I'm losing listeners.
I get it, dude.
I'm sorry.
All right, but Billy F.U., sorry about the belch, by the way.
Billy F.U. just dropped a three-bucker and said the sex offender list isn't a collab.
Oh, all right.
All right.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
Thank you guys.
Can we just at least listen to another minute or minute and a half of this shit so these bronies don't piss and moan for friends' sake?
You owe me a donut, though.
You forgot my pony.
I don't want to reflect in a D-line with freeme element because you didn't play my fucking moaning.
My pony shit.
Yeah, friendships.
We're fuck off.
I don't get the brony shit.
I can't even give you a synopsis on how and why this works at all.
Because it doesn't.
I'm sorry.
I know there's a lot of Brodies out here.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
I'm sorry.
And I know I'm losing listeners.
I get it, dude.
I get it, man.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, it's my life.
Don't you forget.
Caught in the crown.
It never ends.
Never fucking answer.
I'm letting this go for four and a half minutes now, guys.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, everybody out there who has to listen to this.
Okay, I'm serious.
I'm sincerely sorry.
I'm sorry for this shit.
And what is this?
Cornhog, where's my video going to play?
It'll play in a minute, alright?
What are you fucking talking about?
You took up fucking a third of the shelves.
So shut up.
All right, everybody.
Everybody hasn't forgotten about you, Cornhog, you fucking piece of shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, all right, I'm done.
I'm done with this, all right?
We get it.
Is everybody getting this fucking stupid video?
It's bronies and solidarity and friendship and all that bullshit.
All right, there it is.
Solidarity, Drake.
Yay, spaghetti, solidarity.
Anyway, Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond.
The world needs more positivity.
What are you doing, ghost?
Well, what the fuck are you doing?
What am I doing?
What are you doing?
Anyway, Luna Pony obviously requested that one.
So let's continue on, folks, because Jesus Christ.
And what an evil mirror again.
Umbrella Corporation.
Get better from your Corona.
You're gonna make it, I promise.
Also, why are you hating on bronies when you are one yourself?
I'm not a fucking fuck you, dude.
I'm not a fucking brony, all right?
I'm not a goddamn brony.
You fucking idiots have been a thorn on my side ever since like 2010, and you've never left.
All right, and just because you've been a thorn in my ass doesn't mean that I am going to somehow miraculously become one of you people.
It's not going to happen.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I'm fucking, I'm just, I'm so pissed off, dude.
I really should just should have taken the fucking day off again and taken a long time off and just and just try to, you know, oh God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm just, I'm just pissed.
You know, it seems like every show, it's a fucking like, you know, roller coaster, fucking, you know, dramatic fucking episode, fucking, you know, a bunch of fucking weird shit fucking happening.
I mean, it just, it just, it sucks.
What now, Corny, the crazy clown?
How many wheels have you popped on your shit, covered wheelchair?
Oh, great.
Congrats on being the number one MLP brony podcast on the internet.
Fuck you.
I am not an MLP podcast.
All right, you fucking idiot.
What are you talking about?
Corny the crazy clown.
And look, Colonel Transisco with another diamond.
You a brony like us just admitted hair ghostler.
Okay, great.
And what am I supposed to give you all like a fucking bro hoof or some fucking bullshit?
Can y'all fucking just leave me alone?
I'm never gonna be a fucking brony.
It's never gonna happen.
Can you all just fucking leave me the fuckage alone, please?
Seriously.
All right, can you all just leave me the fuck alone?
All right, look, where am I at here?
I don't even know where the fuck I am here.
You know, I got these people sitting here talking all kinds of garbage to me.
You know, fucking thinking that they can just fucking, you know, disrespect me and think that I'm going to come back the next time with so much fucking enthusiasm to do this fucking show after all this ridicule, all about after all this besmirchment.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I got to take a break.
I'm fucking sweating over here.
I think I had too much sugar first and foremost.
I'm pissed off.
I'm jittery for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
Okay, let me get to the next dono.
The next dono is requested by Patiently Waiting.
And patiently waiting has just said that it is host choice.
Host choice to choose.
And I'm looking forward to that right now.
I'm actually looking for something to fucking show you guys.
But unfortunately, you know, I'm looking at my fucking history.
It's ridiculous.
And it's all filled with fucking garbage that I have to fucking look at because of you people.
So anyway, let me see what I got here.
I'm trying to look for something that's worth a shit.
Something that's kind of funny.
I don't know.
Maybe I should give y'all a rap song or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what the hell to give y'all.
Oh, God.
Can we get a uh-oh, poo-poo for the chat?
Well, there it is.
And I, uh-oh, poo-poo.
And Colonel Transisco said, just take a chill pill, B-H, if you're a brony.
All right, just shut up.
All right, esoteric stuff.
Y'all want to see some esoteric stuff?
I don't know, dude.
I don't know if we should be doing that.
I mean, this is people don't care.
And then they start, you know, pulling out the whole fucking, you know, tinfoil hat bullshit when it comes to that crap.
And I'm just, I'm a bad guy.
I'm an idiot and all this other shit.
So, yeah, I don't think so, dude.
My history sucks, dude.
Look at this.
I cannot believe that I have this in my history.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed that this is my history here.
Okay.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
I'm embarrassed.
All right.
Anyway, let me see.
I'm trying to look for something that's worth a shit.
I'm serious.
I can't do it.
Tell us how you joined Freemasonry.
I've never joined Freemasonry.
All right.
All right.
And anybody who does say they're a Mason, they're not really a Mason because it's a secret.
It's supposed to be a secret.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
I got one.
I got one here.
I got one.
Hold on.
Do a vid on buying stocks.
Okay.
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do.
Okay.
I'll talk about Antarctica.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Let me go look for that one.
No shit.
Yeah, let me go look for that one.
All right.
Antarctica.
And we'll take a look for that one.
Here's Crazy Clown.
Hey, Ghost.
Remember how you said the horse cock song was the best song in the world because it reminded you of Twilight.
No, I didn't.
All right.
You jacked off so hard that you soiled yourself.
Shut up.
Stinky smelly.
Shut up.
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking sick fucks.
I'm serious, dude.
You people are some sick fucking people.
Fucking Courtney, the crazy clown.
Well, no shit.
What kind of goddamn name is that for heaven's sake?
All right, let me see if I can find this shit here so that everybody can be like, what the hell?
That's in Antarctica?
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
Good lord.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me see this.
Where are we at here?
How come fucking YouTube has gone on this major purge situation, trying to prevent people from actually, you know, looking at things that are actually, you know, somewhat informative about the past?
Sometimes it's the present, etc.
I think it's rather convenient.
I can't find a video where I could show this shit.
Hold on, let me try something else.
All right, here, let's try that.
How about that shit?
I think this is it.
I think this is it here.
Let me see if I can find it.
Okay, I'm going to put it.
This is I'm going to put it where Bird is traveling over Antarctica on his plane, and he's traveling so far in that at some point.
Yeah, here it is.
I think this is it.
I think this is it right here.
This is it.
Perfect.
Bird Flying Over Antarctica00:08:44
All right.
Found it finally.
Okay, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
The Secret Land Antarctica U.S. Navy Operation High Jump Reel.
This is an actual reel.
Okay, now I'm putting it where the part where here's the plane taking off with Admiral Bird.
They're already on Antarctica.
Okay, they've already, you know, the first 25 minutes of them is doing Operation High Jump and showing all the men and all the supplies that had to be shipped in to be able to stay in Antarctica for a certain period of time so that they could investigate Antarctica.
Okay, so this is actual fucking Navy footage of Operation High Jump.
So let's play.
Hold on.
Put the...
What? What?
What is it?
YouTube kicked into overtime since Trump made a video calling Biden a pedophile.
Yeah, no shit, Billy.
Oh, no shit.
All right, here it is.
And cheers for that, by the way, because we don't see Biden anymore in that ridiculous video of him on C-SPAN literally abusing children.
But cheers to Billy F.U. All right, here it is.
Here's where Admiral Bird is taking off from their base in Antarctica and continuing forward to survey the area.
Aviation is all important Antarctic exploration.
Just as aviation is all important in a modern Navy that must be strong under and above the sea, as well as on it.
Out over the shelf ice, Bird leads his four planes in the long climb over pressure ridge areas, heading for the polar plateau, 10,000 feet up.
Below are no landing fields.
No landing fields.
No crevasses.
As you can see, this is actual footage.
It's nothing but fucking snow crevasses and all kinds of, you know, just snow.
It's nothing.
But they continue forward.
Pressure ridges 100 feet high.
Instant destruction for a plane forced down.
Bird pioneered the first South Pole flight in 1929.
He applies again the practice of the careful calculations that assured his earlier successes.
Over this cruel country, Bird flies today at three miles a minute.
In earlier explorations, three miles in one day was frequently the utmost for Shackleton and Scott for Britain, Amundsen for Norway, and Bird himself for America.
The Beardmore Glacier, 200 miles long.
I mean, as you can see, pause this.
As you can see, they're headed into what looks like nothing.
It looks like there's nothing but snow, etc.
Let's continue watching.
...feet deep, who knows?
Bird checks position by the sun compass.
The glacier signals the South Pole itself.
Here, Bird drops the flags of the United Nations, carefully boxed.
A symbol of America's goodwill to all...
Of the United Nations, my dear.
Now beyond the pole, Bird focuses his cameras and magnetic detectors on land new to him and to all mankind.
In Eastern Group waters, the seaplane tend to Pine Island swings out a plane.
Now this right here, this right here is the base in Antarctica.
George One.
Crew members, look out.
No shadow of coming disaster troubles their young faces.
Captain Caldwell, observer.
Lieutenant J.G. Frenchy LeBlanc, pilot in command.
Hold on, where are we?
Lieutenant J.G. Bill Penz, co-pilot.
They're going to go back to Bird.
Navigator.
Yeah, here they are.
And the crew of five take off to map the treacherous Phantom Coast.
Bird's planes, deep into the unknown, are the eyes of civilization, recording, evaluating, mapping.
Plateaus, mountain ranges, with peaks 20,000 feet above sea level.
The triametric on lenses, clicking overlapping exposures every three seconds, photograph from horizon to horizon.
Coal, a mountain of coal.
Look at Mountains of Coal.
Bird later declares Antarctic mines.
Notice Mountains of Coal that in a later interview, which is also on YouTube, where Bird says that there's so much coal that it could electrify the world for the next thousand years.
Once tapped, could supply the world's coal needs for centuries.
That's what I just said.
These official motion pictures can give only a cross-section of the miles of photographic records accumulated on this expedition by the Navy.
The exposed mapping film will take five years to assemble.
Amplifying these are the radar magnetic detectors, accurately recording mineral discoveries of immense value for the future use of all mankind.
England, Norway, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, South American countries, and Soviet Russia are claiming Antarctic territory.
The United States recognizes no claim and so far has made no formal claims for itself.
But international policies cannot concern the Admiral now.
His duty is to keep his flying laboratories functioning to fulfill his dream of a lifetime.
Now, watch this.
The word gas half gone, sir, comes from the engineer tabulating fuel tank readings.
Bird radios his pilots, return to base.
By the third leg of their triangular course, the planes head back for Little America.
Bird's plane takes the widest swing fuel permits as the lenses of the TriMets continue recording new territory.
This is the last big flight.
Bird is determined to record the maximum possible.
One by one, the planes swing in over Tent City.
Flight operations checks them in and safely down.
Plane two, plane three, lane four.
Wait a minute, where's the plane one?
Bird's plane is yet to be accompanied.
There's Bird.
Bird is missing.
He continues shooting.
Over the ice, Bird is in trouble.
His starboard engine is cutting out, now stops.
His one remaining engine is losing power.
The altimeter needle starts dropping down.
The plane is losing altitude.
Here's where Bird says, you know what?
Off 4D1 to base.
Off 4D1.
This guy was such a badass.
He's a Medal of Honor winner.
He's been to not only Antarctica twice in two different separate expeditions, but also to the North Pole.
One to base.
Position Q5.
Engine out.
Losing altitude.
the base prepares for rescue operations handicapped by the partial power of one engine the plane is in jeopardy Down she drops.
The needle drops from 3,000 feet downward, threatening peaks around.
A further drop might mean a crash.
Only one hope: reduce the load, lighten her at once.
So maybe that way, maybe the mountains are about dumps remaining in the valley, deep in the shadows.
The needle drops downward from 1,700 feet.
Jettison all gear.
Films and records are saved.
The gamble is life or death.
So what they're doing is lightening the load so that the plane can come to here.
The altimeter level goes to the middle of the middle.
Slowly she starts to climb.
She is gaining out of the middle.
Now take a look at the footage here.
This is the footage I'm talking about.
This is the footage I'm talking about.
What you're about to see is footage that we should at least be able to see with our modern technology and being the fact that we have so many scientists, quote unquote, and other military officials out there.
Take a look at this land that is so deep in Antarctica that it took this expedition by Bird to photograph it.
Three hours later at the base, crippled plane comes into sight.
Men peer closely, tense, hushed, as they see the starving crop dead.
One engine landing is tricky at best.
But skis on ice.
Wait a minute.
This isn't for the pilot.
Hidden Land In The Ice00:05:40
Where's the fucking shit?
Fuck ghosts, Granny.
She's degenerate.
Her breath smells like fish loo burning.
Ghost dips his granny used bloody tampons in his cup like a teabag.
Ghosts, granny is dirty hard.
All right, shut up.
Where the fuck is the fucking footage for this shit?
Joke.
Ghosts hallucinated it all.
Go fuck yourself, dude.
They literally cut out the clip.
Because what ends up happening in the clip that I've seen is that once they dump off all the shit, they see the fucking footage of Antarctica that has all kinds of habitable land with fucking fresh water with shit that we couldn't even imagine.
This was purposely cut the fuck out.
Unfucking believable.
Unfucking believable, dude.
Hold on.
Unfucking believable.
I cannot believe they took that shit out.
Unfucking believable.
How high were you, dude?
Fuck you, man.
Seriously, this pisses me off that they took this shit out.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
You have got to be fucking shitting me, dude.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Freezing my balls off over here.
America, fuck yeah.
I can't believe this, dude.
I cannot believe that they literally cut that fucking whole part out.
Where after Admiral Bird abandons all the fucking shit, that's where they keep.
That's why he keeps, that's why he does it.
He does it to keep going forward so that he can try to survey as much land, or if there is land, as possible.
What a fucking joke.
It's all in your imagination.
All right, go fuck yourselves.
All right.
Anyway, you all at least know Admiral Bird.
You all know that Operation High Jump.
You can all look it up for yourself.
I think it's rather fucking disgusting that.
Hold on.
Let me take a look at this.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, this is a joke.
What a fucking joke.
Do you know about the Nazi bases in Antarctica, Colonel Transisco?
I don't believe in that shit.
I don't believe in fucking Nazi bases and all that bullshit.
I'm just saying they're hiding land.
And unfortunately, I can't believe I can't find it.
It was Operation Fucking High Jump, dude.
Unfucking believable.
I cannot believe they took that shit out.
I'm really shocked, dude.
That's really shocking.
Okay, seriously, really shocking.
Is this it?
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, it's shocking that they're able to not just, they're taking it off.
Hold on, is this it?
All right, this is it.
Finally, I think this is uh, I think this is it, right?
Okay, this is it right here, okay?
Everybody, watch this, okay?
Jesus Christ, where the hell did this come from?
I had to fucking put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
The smooth shelf roughens.
Dark rocks called Nunatax appear above the ice.
Then rugged mountain ranges as far as the eye can see.
Bunger leans forward in amazement.
His eyes have caught a sudden and unbelievable change in scenery.
The universal white has turned to chocolate brown, dotted with blue.
A cameraman goes into action: 300 square miles of land without snow.
Land that might be in New Mexico or Arizona.
Pictures alone will prove Bunger has discovered a warm oasis in the shadow of the pole.
It is for such supreme moments as this that men brave the hardships of exploration.
This right here, this is in the middle, or at least deep enough into Antarctica, where all of a sudden the temperature drops dramatically.
And it's like a constant 32 to 38 degrees.
And there's fresh water, as you can see.
Astounding, undreamed of fact is that they are over a chain of untouched, pristine blue crystal water.
Fresh water.
Water lakes, whose shores, except for small patches, are free of ice and snow.
Commander Bunger circles the largest lake in sight, five miles long.
He comes in to make a landing.
Water temperatures must be recorded.
Samples taken.
He finds the water fresh.
The temperature 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
On the shores are vast deposits of coal and of minerals of the utmost importance to civilization.
Aside from their headline discovery, dude, all right, that's what I was trying to look for there.
Colonel Transisco Hitler and his boys ran to Antarctica after World War II.
Of course they did.
Anyway, sorry, that was my choice, patiently waiting for a $20, $20 there.
Okay, I didn't mean to take so much time, but I did want to show everybody that there is land in Antarctica, and they're not showing us.
As a matter of fact, they're not even teaching us about it.
They're not even teaching us about it.
I mean, you would think that since this damn place in Antarctica is so pristine and it's got coal that could electrify the world for centuries, who the hell else knows what's over there, dude?
So I'd like to know.
And just because I would like to know doesn't make me a flat earther or some kind of fucking, I don't know, conspiracy theorist.
There's the evidence right there.
And of course, we've never heard from it again.
We never heard from it again.
Hollow Earth Evidence And Cognac Shots00:03:56
Anyway, before I get to the next no-no, let me go ahead and start drinking.
All right, I'm going to start drinking now.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a fucking show.
Episode 167.
Too many donos, dude.
Too many damn donos.
All right.
Let me get my new bottle here.
All right.
Let me get my new bottle here.
It's all wrapped up in a goddamn plastic bag.
Jesus Christ.
And right here, what I got, instead of scotch, folks, I got me a little bit of cognac, baby.
All right.
I got me a little cognac.
All right.
Cognac is the drink that's drank by geez, baby.
All right.
So I'm going to go ahead and just open up this fucking brand new cognac, baby.
All right, here we go.
And it's a good shit, too, man.
All right.
It's the fucking good shit.
So let's go ahead and take that shit off.
Let's pop this bottle here.
Oh, yeah.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Cognac is a very good drink, by the way.
You're supposed to be, you know, pouring it on ice and sipping it like a sir.
We're not doing that tonight, baby.
What we're doing is we're shooting it, baby.
All right.
I mean, look, I mean, I'm a connoisseur, all right?
And I like to shoot shit that is, you know, some good stuff, man.
I mean, you don't want to fucking shoot.
You know, no offense to anybody on IP2, but there's a lot of IP2 guys that drink and do fire sales and shit like that.
And they do it with the most disgusting, filthy, fucking shoe cleaner shit you can get.
What is it?
I wonder, are you able to view that land through satellite images on Google?
No, you can't.
No, you cannot.
Absolutely cannot.
Long live Ghost State.
What do you think of the people who believe that Antarctica has a portal to Hollow Earth?
No, actually, that is not the South Pole.
That's the North Pole.
The North Pole, if y'all have never heard of the Hollow Earth theory, which I don't personally believe, but the only reason that Hollow Earth has any kind of pertinence is because of Admiral Bird's widow.
Now, Admiral Bird's widow, his wife, when he died, made the claim that he confided in her one evening, that he piloted both.
Once again, Admiral Bird is a hero in American military history.
He's got the Medal of Honor.
He's visited both poles, okay?
And that when he was, you know, trying to go out there to the North Pole to try to survey it, that he lost control of his plane and was sucked into a, I don't know, what he said was a hole at the top of the earth.
And the entities or the giants is what Admiral Bird's widow claimed that Bird said, that giants came out once they sucked him into the hollow earth and actually talked to Admiral Bird, etc.
And according to Admiral Bird's widow, she said that in the hollow earth, it's much like they suggest in the movie, there's a whole new sun in there.
Extinct animals are there.
It's just, it's a really wild story.
I don't believe it.
But the only thing that gives it pertinence is the fact that Admiral Byrd's widow is suggested that he confided in her in this.
So that's why I'm all that's the only reason why I'm saying it.
I don't believe it, but you know, who knows?
You know, Admiral Bird, you know, when you see a lot of shit, you know, maybe, maybe, who knows?
Who knows?
I have no idea.
But anyway, look, I've got some cognac here.
I want to say cheers to everybody out here who is listening to me at 2.30 in the morning.
Admiral Byrd Widow And Extinct Animals00:06:56
All right.
So cheers to everybody out here.
Once again, this ain't Scotch.
This is cognac, baby.
Cognac.
Anyway, cheers.
Ah, man.
Good shit.
Oh, good shit, dude.
Good lord.
Anyway, I see a lot of IP2 guys.
I was going to talk about this before I talked about the hollow earth.
A lot of IP2 guys are taking fire sales and, you know, they're drinking.
And I don't understand.
If you're going to subject yourself to, you know, consuming alcohol and the health problems that are therein, wouldn't you want to get the best shit?
I'm just saying.
I mean, wouldn't you want to get the best shit?
Every time I see, I don't want to name names, but some of these guys that are doing fire sales, whenever I see them take shots, they have that ugly face afterwards and they have to do a chaser.
Now, you all heard me.
I just took a fucking shot of cognac.
No big deal.
No chaser whatsoever.
As a matter of fact, I fucking love it, baby.
I fucking love it.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Who else do we got?
We got Fox McLeod.
Fox McLeod out here.
He said, hey ghost, did you know the scorpions did a song about the engineer and Mrs. Ghost?
All right, whatever, asshole.
And who the hell is this Colonel Transisco?
Did he have a pet walrus?
Because that would be awesome.
You fucking dumbass.
All right, here it is.
Fox McLeod.
Let's go ahead and get to his dono.
He said, The Scorpions did a video about the engineer and my wife.
Dude, fuck you.
I already, I don't even know what this video is, but I'm looking at the damn title and I can already tell and say, fuck you.
And why am I getting double fucking advertisements for this?
Is that what YouTube's doing now?
They're fucking, you know, double advertisements for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Put the PC shot on.
Once again, Fox McLeod requested this.
All right, this is supposed to be what?
What is this?
Engineer and Mrs. Ghost.
What is this?
Goodbye, Alec.
Goodbye, darling.
See you night.
But a scorpion's taking it back to the 80s, baby.
Taking it back to the 80s.
Give me a break.
Who's rocking out with her cock out to this old 80s tune, huh?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You know, one of my biggest regrets in life.
I'm not even kidding, okay?
One of my biggest regrets in life that I wasn't a rock star.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not joking.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, even if it was just for like a few years, dude, like two or three years, you know, going on tour, doing live shows.
You know, you got fucking you're knee-deep in piles of groupies that look like this bitch.
I mean, everybody's, you know, you don't ever have to pay for booze.
You know, it's fucking.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I shouldn't even be talking about this.
I'm an old man now.
And I can't.
I can't talk about that.
I'm just saying, dude.
I'm just saying.
Who wouldn't want to be a rock star, man?
Oh, I regret my life.
I don't regret my life, you idiot.
It's one of the things I never did that I wish I would have done.
All right, that's what I'm saying.
I don't regret my fucking life, you fucking idiot.
And not to mention, I would have liked to have been a rock star like in the 70s or 80s.
All right, because bitches weren't all uptight back then.
You didn't have to worry about them.
Oh my God, you know, I have fires, remorse, rain, brain.
You didn't have to worry about that shit.
Please me.
Please me.
No one.
And Colonel Transdisco said, did you get stung by Scorpion and Nob Ghost?
Yeah, fuck me.
Quit living in the past, boomer.
I'm just being candid here, for fuck's sake.
I'm just being candid here.
Let's just go.
Tease me.
We're a bunch of dickheads, dude.
Just let the field roll.
Let it run.
Seriously, you guys are a bunch of fucking dickheads, man.
I'm sitting over here telling you about the fucking secrets of Antarctica, and you people don't even give a shit.
I mean, I'm trying to spark synapses in every one of your brains, and you fuckers don't give a crap.
Tease me!
Please me!
No one needs to know!
Oh no!
Tease me!
This is not Mrs. Ghost and the Engineer Fox McLeod, all right?
Tease me!
Please me!
We're taking that control!
All right, well, this is getting a little vulgar here.
Jesus Christ, I mean, come on with the skin that's being showed here.
Come on, come on, dude.
What is this?
Billy F. You just donated and said, I had friends that I had a friend that was a jarhead, and he would slam Jack and then take a chaser of pledge.
A chaser of pledge?
It's not too late, Mr. Albin.
We could get some people together and form a rock band.
We need a name like Albin and the Chipmunks or the Troy Terrorists.
Fuck you, nurse.
Only play me ghost.
Engineer and the ball.
Only play me ghost.
All right, fuck you.
All right.
Jesus Christ, can we end this fucking video, Fox McLeod?
Only use me.
All right, that's enough.
Jeez me!
Peace me!
Rock Band Names And Jack Slamming00:15:48
Goodbye, I have to go!
Tease me!
All right, I think we're done with this.
Sancho 13 just dropped a diamond.
Jenny said she saw you at a gay bar.
Who the fuck is Jenny?
Perny fucking dumb cunt named Jenny.
Oh, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, I usually don't know women by their names.
I only know them by Hey Broad or, you know, hey, bitch, or, you know, that kind of thing.
But he didn't quite finish.
Don't remember names or anything when it comes to women.
Hold on.
All right, that's enough.
Colonel Transisco, how many VC whores did you flash bang then?
Dude, fuck you.
All right.
You fiat Kong, dude.
Fuck off.
Colonel Transisco, you're fucking starting to get personal, you piece of shit, and I really don't appreciate it.
All right.
I really don't fucking appreciate it one bit.
All right, look, we got too many donos up in here.
Episode 167.
Take a look.
Here it is, once again, the fucker that took a third of the damn broadcast thus far.
None other than Cornhog.
And Cornhog says, rare footage of Mrs. Ghost caught in the wild.
Oh, this should be, this should be great.
Jesus Christ, what is this?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
on can we how many fucking goddamn advertisements am i gonna watch for youtube up in this son of a bitch I mean, good lord, all right.
And, oh my God, are you fucking you?
You know what, Cornhog?
You're sick fuck.
You know that?
You're a sick son of a bitch, Cornhog.
Mrs. Ghost Caught in the Wild.
You fucking piece of shit.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Punado 30-meter wide bowel movement as whale unleashes is rare.
So it's rare that we caught a fucking whale taking a fucking poop.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, is that what you're trying to tell me here?
That this is like, you know, some special scientific event?
A group of divers received a revolting surprise when they were engulfed by a giant underwater boot cloud while photographing a spinning whale underwater.
Described as a bunado by Canadian photographer.
A punado 30.
The peculiar behavior is thought to have been evidence of a rarely seen defense mechanism.
After spotting the aquatic mammal in waters off the small island of Dominique, the four free divers began to take pictures as part of a government-approved expedition.
When the whale began releasing wave upon wave of fecal matter right in front of their eyes, the marine mammal managed to create a whirlwind of excrement by spinning.
Why am I watching?
Why do I even care?
Why do I even care about this shit, fucking Kornhawk?
Oh, this is disgusting, dude.
I mean- I mean like this is scientific breakthrough that we fucking photographed a dead whale taking a shit.
I mean, that's literally what I'm gathering from this.
Oh my god.
Instead, the whale bogged up and down, spun in circles and waved the boo in every direction for several miles.
Why am I watching this seriously?
Come on, man.
Come on, man!
How long is this?
I mean, for heaven's sake.
I had poop in my eyes, mouth, wetsuit, and I was soaked in it from head to head.
After leaving the clown.
Pause it.
What?
What is it, Billy?
F you.
LOL, a whale feels threatening and throws shit at you.
quickly washed away no yeah leave a smell on us no extra long shower once I returned to shore later that day just in case I've never heard of it happening before, and I don't know anyone that has had this happen.
It very much is.
I think we get the point.
Colonel Francisco dropped a dime in True Whale Turd's radio.
Alright, there it is.
In true shit burglar radio.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Anyway, thanks a lot there, a cornhog.
Like, we really needed to see that right now.
You know what I mean?
Like, we really needed to see a fucking whale defecate and pinch a loaf and then like throw it like a goddamn monkey in the fucking zoo at the fucking divers and shit.
We really needed to see that.
Look, I lost listeners.
I hope you know that shit, alright?
I've lost listeners, you know, watching that shit.
I hope you know that.
For heaven's sake, dude, who else do we- Oh, here's Esriel.
Oh, Astriel up in here.
360-degree Torial battle for you, ghost.
God bless America.
God bless Donald Trump, and God bless Torreel Sweet Puss.
You're a sick fuck, dude.
You know that Esriel?
You are a sick son of a bitch.
That's all I gotta say to that, alright?
And what the hell is this?
Is this for real?
Are you kidding me?
Torial battle, virtual reality 360?
Alright, just play Torial shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Are you kidding me, man?
Are you kidding me?
I need a beer.
All right.
I need a beer.
I'm sorry.
I should have had one before I even played this shit.
But everybody knows what time it is, right?
Everybody out there knows what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
That's what the fuck time it is.
Go to your room first.
This is Toriel, by the way.
All right, this is the goat puss that Esriel is always waxing his carrot to over here.
Nice upside down cross there just to throw in your face.
Did not try and stop me.
Did I try and stop you?
What the fuck are you talking about there, you fucking goat?
Jesus Christ.
My goddamn fucking beer runs.
This is your final warning.
This is your final warning.
You were to leave so badly.
Shut up, you fucking goat puss.
And Colonel Transisco dropped a diamond.
Are you constipated ghosts?
Just take some chill acts.
You fuck off, Transisco.
Save yourself.
Hell's your problem anyway, Transisco.
That you are strong enough to survive.
What the fuck?
Who's doing these voiceovers?
This voice sucks.
Voice sucks, for Christ's sake.
What are you doing?
And this is how you experience virtual reality with this shit?
Attack or run away.
Hold on.
Attack or run away.
Winter the wolf, I pound that goat muff.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Seriously, alright?
Shut the fuck up.
Play the rest of this stupid shit by Esriel over here.
This is VR.
This sucks.
This is why I don't get VR, man.
This sucks a cock with it.
And by the way, I know shit.
Downvote this piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
Cheers to everybody out there that's listening to the broadcast right now.
Fight me or leave.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The goddamn pup.
Oh, my God.
I got to redo the fucking Raider graffiti now.
The fucking Raider.
The phone line just went dead.
So I got to reestablish that.
And what is this GOAT talking about?
Why do I give a shit?
Is it not?
I cannot even save a single child.
Oh, great.
You're talking about children?
Why did this conversation turn to children?
You would just be unhappy trapped down here.
Just get used to them.
It would not be right for you to grow up in a place like this.
I needed a beer.
I needed a goddamn beer.
Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Fucking goat game radio.
Come on, ghosts.
Do the markets.
If you truly wish to leave the ruins, I will not stop you.
I know what I have said about the markets, all right?
Dude, what a fucking waste of time this stupid game is- Is this the game in VR?
Why is this fucker looking at the fucking goat tits?
Jesus, fucking.
You got some sick fucking people, dude.
Sick fucking people, man.
All right.
Great, Esriel.
Yeah, thanks for enlightening us about this fucking stupid character that you like to wax your carrot to.
I'm sure many of us are now enlightened because of that, all right?
All right.
I don't know where that what the hell oh Oh, here's another one.
Fox McLeod, engineer choice.
Did I read that correctly?
Engineer choice.
And Billy F.U. goes, come on, ghost.
Think about the children, LOL.
Yeah, no shit.
I mean, enough.
I hate just, there shouldn't even be a reason to bring up children.
And you got this fucking goat fucking over here.
Like a little child.
Anyway, Colonel Transisco, do goats turn you on, ghost?
Dude, shut up.
All right.
Just shut the fuck up for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you.
You know, Colonel Transisco, you're a son of a bitch, man.
You know, man?
I mean, if it ain't this fucking cornhog, it's this, it's fucking you.
You know, you guys are sons of bitches.
Anyway, engineer, Fox McCloud has given you your choice, okay, of whatever the hell you want to listen to.
Now, do you have any idea what you might want to listen to here?
Well, go ahead and get to it, okay?
Go ahead and get to it.
And what we're going to do is we're going to air this.
And we're going to continue on because once again, we got a lot of donos up in here, okay?
So it is what it is.
So let me let the engineer go ahead and figure out what he wants to play.
And let me take a cheers to everybody in here.
And by the way, it's what time is it?
It's Jesus Christ.
It's almost three in the morning.
So let me go ahead and open up the treasure chest right now.
Okay.
Since everybody's been chilling with me, I've been on here for six hours.
Okay.
So let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest before the engineer chooses what video that he wants to listen to because of Fox McLeod.
How does everybody understand?
Everybody like that?
Everybody find that a good idea?
Oh, God.
I'm telling you, man, I'm fucking belching.
Anyway, cheers to everybody in here who is listening.
Thank you all very much.
Once again, we are backed up with donations.
So if you happen to want to play a video, it ain't going to be played for a while.
So just letting everybody know that, okay?
Now, with that being said, let's go ahead and...
Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
Dark Me Magician Girl making it rain because of Pettus?
Unbanned Pettis, you fucking jewels.
Oh my God, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Jesus, for fucking Pettus?
For fucking Pettis, for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
You see what I got to do now?
I got to fucking unban fucking Pettis.
There.
He's unbanned for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Look, there he is.
I'm unbanned.
Thanks, Dark Mint.
Where the fuck?
What is Pettus doing for all of you people?
Seriously, man.
What is this fruity little fucker doing for you all?
There he is.
There's Pettis.
There it is right there.
And all Dark Me.
Where the fuck's Dark Me Magician Girl been after all this time, by the way?
Jesus Christ.
Where the hell is Dark Me Magician Girl been?
All right, give me my drink.
Jesus Christ.
There's Pettis.
Everybody, 100 buck cock.
Come on, deboy Jay.
I thought you, my boy.
You're fucking sent the 100 buck cock.
Great.
You see, this is the, my fans, by the way, all right?
My fucking fans, by the way.
Give him my fucking drink.
All right.
The hundred buck cuck, dude.
Fuck off, dude.
Don't even don't even go there, okay?
The hundred buck cuck.
All right, you know what?
I'm not emptying it.
I'm not going to open up the treasure chest.
Fuck all you people, all right?
I'm not opening up the treasure chest.
You guys are fucking pieces of shit.
So that's what you're.
You got the fucking video that you want to hear, engineer?
All right.
Well, maybe I'll think about it.
Maybe I'll think about it.
you know after this video whatever the video you what video did you choose anyway there engineer Oh, no.
What is this?
Light meme magician boy.
She's been in the kitchen where she belongs.
My wife listens to me, unlike yours.
Shut up, light meme magician boy.
All right, look, I already know what the engineer has.
Here it is, folks.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Play it.
I can't believe this, engineer.
You like this fucking song?
You like this fucking song?
Jesus Christ.
Snakes and yes.
Snakes and yes.
You better pull them out or they're gonna bite you.
Oh, Christ.
You gotta be shitting me.
You better pull them out or they're gonna bite you in the ass.
Snakes and yes.
Snakes and yes.
You better pull them out or they gonna bite you ass.
Snakes and yes.
Man, engineer wine, dude.
Seriously, man.
Snakes and gas.
You better pull them bitches out.
And if you don't pull them out, them bitches gonna snap.
They're snapping on your ass.
I can't believe it, Engineer.
Snakes Biting Ass And Pulling Them Out00:08:52
Are you serious, man?
Coming off with me, Town.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, God.
You disrespect our shoe.
It's the final shit.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Whoa!
Soiled wheelchair, the final countdown!
The newest member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room!
All hail King Charler.
King Charler.
Open the line.
I'll open the line in just a second, dude.
I gotta fucking, you know, I know the lines closed now.
I've got to take a break here in a second, and we'll do that.
Anyway, soiled wheelchair, now the newest member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
And I'd like to remind Soiled Wheelchair and Cornhog, who I owe an inner circle invite to.
I will invite you all via email, the email that you donated these text-to-speeches from.
And I will give it to you probably tomorrow afternoon, dude, because it's already three in the morning.
I'm probably going to crash right after I fucking end this broadcast.
And I'm just, I'm just, you know, I mean, Jesus Christ, dude, I'm fucking doing 10-hour shows here.
So, anyway, thank you very much, Soiled Wheelchair.
And once again, Cornhog, newest member of the inner circle.
So, anyway, can we go back to the engineer's video, please?
Once again, Fox McCloud left it up to the engineer.
Now you know what it is.
Snakes in your ass.
Snakes in yes.
You better pull them out.
They're going to bite you in the ass.
Snakes in yes.
Give me a break.
You better pull them out or they're going to bite you in the morning.
Snakes in your ass.
Better pull them out your ass fast.
Fat motherfucker, put your fat ass on the glass.
You lavender bread looking nigga.
Let me pull that chair.
I'll fuck you niggas up.
Walk around.
Look like that fit up.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Club bird is the word.
How you like that way while you're called that?
I'm finna spit.
Now, how you like that?
What you saying, they shit.
Snakes and yes.
Snakes in yes.
You better pull them out.
Snakes in the ass.
Snakes in yes.
You better pull them out.
Oh, that's just a pull of mouth or everything.
Don't they gonna?
I mean, come on, man.
You actually like this engineer seriously.
Don't come out to Edward.
He likes it.
Put the karma back on my dick before I flip the beat.
You told me hold that shit, but nigga, you don't know me.
I'm calling out with D-Town.
Go sing where I be now.
Disrespect the D-Town.
I sit your ass right down.
Put you down up on the ground.
Snakes in your ass.
Bella pull them out.
Oh, you're going to get it.
Bite you in your ass.
Better pull them out.
I can't believe me magic, dude.
That's all I gotta say.
Me magic, dude.
Better pull them out, or they're gonna bite you in the ass.
Snakes in your ass.
Snakes in your ass.
Better pull them out.
They gonna bite you on your candy ass how we finna laugh Now I'm gonna like this shit, be feeling that wrath Call me the fucking viper, aka that way.
Oh, man, look at this little brother.
Who you talking about?
Who the you looking for?
You looking for a meat, nigga?
Snakes in the ass.
Nigga, I'ma kill the dance and I'ma do it with no hands and why me do this shit?
Slapping all your knees with rubber bands, call me Mr. Badass.
People want the link to this?
Are you shitting me?
You actually want the link to this shit?
Dance.
I'm all in all.
Snakes in your ass.
They're gonna bite you in the ass.
Snakes in your ass.
Snakes in your ass.
You better pull them out.
They're gonna bite you in the ass.
All right, there it is, right there.
Cancel that.
Everybody wants this fucking video for Christ's sake.
All right, here it is, right here.
Here it is.
There it is for you right there.
Okay, there's the video.
Enjoy.
And once again, Fox McCloud requested that and allowed the engineer to have his choice of video.
How kind of you there, Fox McCloud?
How fucking kind of you.
And we got Esriel to drop the diamond.
Gonna need two different knees for these two.
Dude, what the hell does that mean?
And Colonel Transisco with a diamond, press SKK to sick the KKK on these kids.
Dude, shut the fuck up, dude.
Give me a break.
I'm telling you, you know, Colonel Transisco, you're becoming a sick fuck.
You know that?
You're becoming a sick fuck.
That's all I got to say about that.
All right.
Anyway, all right.
I didn't see you earlier.
Have fear, buddy.
Okay.
Well, I don't know.
I guess this is by Ed.
I don't know who the hell Ed is, but you have two different videos here for only a $20, $20.
Or so, what I'm going to do is I'm going to play the first one since, you know, it is what it is.
And Ed says, all right, I didn't see you earlier.
Have some fear, buddy.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, but let's see what Ed has in store for us here.
All right, here it is.
Hold on, Ed requested this.
Who the fuck is Ed, by the way?
Hell is this?
Oh, no.
Don't tell me this is like some white nationalist shit.
Ed, are you kidding me?
And Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Be laughing my ass off, though.
Is this white nationalist shit?
IS THIS FUCKING WHITE NATIONALIST BULLSHIT?!
He'll just drop a dime and press T to throw acid on trannies in Minecraft.
In diamond crab, I'm positive.
What?
What?
What is it?
Billy F.U. says they think they hiss at people before they jack their Jordans.
Snakes.
And yes.
All right, we'll get back to this.
Here's this one once again.
Edward Weston, this one in.
This is on Grand Theft Auto!
The trouble with them with women is their mouth don't stop.
You're damn right.
That's why you gotta fucking show them how to shut the fuck up.
Yeah!
And by the way, I love this cover, more beer.
Don't stop, bitch.
The mouth don't stop.
That's why you need to keep your pimp hands strong.
You understand?
You need to conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and, you know, commence to, you know, you know what it is.
Anyway, Colonel Transisco, true white nationalist radio, dude, I am not down with no white nationalists.
Now, do I agree that what's going on in Europe is eliminating the originations of certain bloodlines that happen to be European?
Nutcase Wanking And Ike Turner Spirit00:08:16
Absolutely.
Are any of the original bloodlinage people doing anything about it?
If it is, it is so insignificant that you've got wild jehooties just kind of moving in based on refugee status and just popping up kebab shops and doing Sharia law areas in Europe like it ain't shit.
So I'm just saying, I'm just saying, okay?
Anyway, I guess before I go ahead and go on to the next video, I guess I owe people, I guess I gotta fucking open up the treasure chest for everybody here.
Now, currently in the treasure chest, we've got 2,600 lemons.
2,600 lemons.
And what I'm going to do is when I open up the treasure chest, I don't know how D-Live does it, but it's going to distribute the lemons to everybody who's been listening the longest and who's been participating in the chat the most.
Does everybody understand this?
Okay, so what I'm going to do is when I open up the treasure chest, I would like each and every one of you to post how many lemons you have received.
And I will tell you the top five lemon getters.
Does everybody understand that?
Get it?
Got it?
Good.
All right, here I go, opening up the treasure chest of 2,600 lemons in five, four, three, two, one.
Is everybody ready?
Here we go.
Let's distribute.
Hold on, wait a minute.
What do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?
Nothing.
You just got done kneeing her twice.
Did you say kneeing her?
Kneeing her for fuck's sake, Billy?
Come on, dude.
Anyway, five, four, three, two.
Hold on, I need another beer.
Hold on.
Before I open up the treasure chest, I need more beer.
Yeah.
Yeah, you thank Billy F you for that one, baby, because I was about ready to open up that treasure chest.
But, you know, we got my boy Billy, man.
We got my boy Billy up in here.
Hold on, let me open up this fucking bottle of beer.
All right, we got that.
And let me pour it in there, and we're going to open up the treasure chest.
Shut up.
I'm not stalling.
All right.
I'm not cucking.
I'm not doing any of that shit.
All right.
I'm doing me right now.
I've been doing nothing but you for fucking over six hours.
Now I'm doing a little bit of me for a couple of minutes.
So shut the fuck up.
You fucking toe jam, sucking, anal leakage, licking Gucci, sucking, scat, snorting pieces of colon tenderized and shit.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here we go.
And stop clocking me, bitch.
I'm serious.
I don't like that shit in the chat room.
You sons of bitches better stop fucking clocking me, you piece of crap.
Or I ain't gonna distribute shit.
All right, stop clocking me.
Get my goddamn drink.
Stop clocking me, you son of a bitch, or I ain't gonna fucking open it up.
I'm going to the next dono.
Do you understand me?
All right, shut the fuck up.
All right, y'all want to.
All right, never mind.
I'm not fucking doing it.
You guys want to fuck with me?
Do you all want to fuck with me?
All right, I'm going to the next dono, you piece of shit.
I was going to fucking.
You see these fuckers?
Huh?
Well, you goddamn motherfuckers.
All right, let's go to Cornhog.
Cornhog requested this one.
And by the way, here it is: Cornhog again.
And Colonel Transisco just dropped a diamond press CG to clock ghosts.
Well, you got what you deserve, you piece of shit.
You want to clock me?
You got what you deserve.
Here, take a whiff of that.
All right.
Nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream beef, bitch.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next one.
Once again, Cornhog just requested this and said, ghost doing what he does best.
What the hell are you talking about?
Ghost doing what he does best.
Put the PC shot on.
What are you talking about, Cornhog?
Pointing fingers saying, I'm not where I need to be because of him or her or anybody.
Cowards do that, and that ain't you.
Fuck Ghost doing what he does bet.
What the fuck is this?
What is this guy doing?
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING NUTCASE DOING?!
AND THERE'S TEN HOURS OF THIS FUCKING DUMB STUPID SIP DOING THIS SHIT?!
Oh my God.
This is sad.
This is sad, dude.
I'm sorry.
This guy is obviously suffering from a Napoleon syndrome.
You know, some Napoleon complex.
Billy F. You said, just open it.
My lag is fucked.
I donated that during the song.
All right, don't worry about it.
Hold on.
We got to listen to this guy.
All right.
We got to listen to this guy right here.
Napoleon Complex.
I mean, this guy is trying to intimidate.
I'm assuming he's trying to intimidate his fucking competitors.
I would be laughing my ass off at this shit.
Once again, Cornhog requested this.
And Colonel Trangisco just dropped a diamond.
It said, so you beat your chest and your nuts like a deranged ape.
Shut up.
And it sounds like he's a little stuffed up.
Do you hear that like stuffiness in his 10 hours of this?
133,000 people fucking kick back and watch this for 10 hours.
Oh my God.
I mean, what do people do with shit like this?
Do they leave this on while they're going to sleep?
I mean, do they leave this on in the background of a fucking party?
I mean, I don't understand why people make these.
And actually, people are fucking looking at this shit.
Oh, my God.
Freestyle to it.
Are you kidding me?
I know.
Is he saying lag?
Lag, Is he saying lag, lag?
All right, dude.
It's great workout motivation.
Are you fucking you guys?
You're trolling, dude.
All right, hold on.
Pause this.
What is it?
Who is this?
Billy F.U., if you remember, he does that to make himself pass out.
Really?
I don't remember that.
I don't really remember this.
I wasn't a huge fan of Fear Factor.
I mean, people that are putting themselves in exploitation, eating, you know, goat shit, Ugandian fucking, you know, water buffalo ass and all this other shit, just so they can win 50,000 bucks.
I mean, I know 50,000 bucks kind of sounds like a lot of money, but dude, it ain't that much, okay?
I mean, it goes back really, it goes like in a snap.
You think I watch fucking dumb fucking idiot brain food like this?
I don't fucking do that.
Fucking junk food for the brain and shit.
You think I watch shit like that for heaven's sake?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's continue here.
Who the hell is that?
Fucking Cornhog again, dude?
Fucking Cornhog again?
All right, before we get to Cornhog, let me go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
How about that, okay?
Now, don't fucking clock me, you dumb pieces of shit.
Because if you clock me, I'm, and you see, look at these fuckers.
They're clocking me like a fucking bunch of sons of bitches, all right?
Anyway, look, I'm gonna go ahead.
Is everybody ready?
I'm gonna go ahead and I am going to distribute the goddamn lemons here.
2,600 lemons in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
Let's open up the chest.
All right, there it is.
It is currently distributing the goddamn lemons as we speak.
2,600 lemons are currently being distributed throughout the community.
Once again, whatever you get in lemons, I'd appreciate if you post it in the chat room.
And I'll give you the top five lemon getters here in the chat room as well.
All right, let me go ahead and get a drink of beer before they announce how many people got everything here.
I'd like to remind everybody that D-Live will pay you 50 USD if you've got 4,250 lemons.
Just saying, look at Colonel Transisco, number one with 300 lemons with Colonel Transisco.
Fuck Ghost Mods with 173 lemons.
Pettis, how the fuck did Pettus get, he was banned most of the show.
How the fuck did Pettus get 125 lemons?
How the fuck does that work?
How the fuck does Pettus get 125 fucking lemons?
Anyway, Texas Philly Bird.
No wonder fucking people like, unbanned Pettis.
Fucking get the fuck out of here.
Texas Philly Bird, 99 lemons.
And Colin 1215 with 83 lemons.
Okay.
Now, just so, because I know we got to go ahead and, you know, do other videos.
I'm going to add another.
Let me see.
How much should I add?
I should add another.
Let me see.
I've already had 2,000.
Let's do another 1,500 lemons.
How about that?
Excuse me.
Let's put another 1,500 lemons into the treasure chest.
There we are.
And we've got Colonel Transisco.
Thank you, Deranged 8-man.
All right, great.
All right.
Anyway, once again, it pays to listen to Ghost.
So we got another 1,500 lemons in the treasure chest right now.
So let's go ahead and get to the next dono.
It is Cornhog once again.
And Cornhog states, here is some City Pop Ghost.
I know you'll love it.
I doubt it's City Pop, by the way.
All right.
I mean, we saw what fucking the last dono with the fucking, you know, lag, lay, lay.
That fucking asshole was fucking Cornhog for Christ's sake.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Oh, good God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking piece of shit?
All right, yeah, I'm going to give you a nice dose of some City Pop.
Fucking dumbass, ridiculous cornhog gave me another fucking review, brah, for fuck's sake.
And what is he doing?
Is Java Monster Mean being the ultimate coffee drink?
Hi, it's me again.
I'm the stupid Todd that purposely talks very slow and talks about nothing so that I can make my shitty fucking videos at least over 11 minutes so I can get a couple of advertisements in it, this fucking idiot.
Hello, everyone.
This is Energy.
Fucking TARD.
The Energy Chest.
Just shut up and drink it, you fucking sear sucker suit wearing TARD.
We're just going to say.
All right, just shut up and drink it for fuck's sake.
Just shut up and drink the shit.
The Energy Drink Review Series.
Oh, great.
You went from fast food to fucking energy drinks.
And Colonel Transisco dropped a diamond saying, press DAM if Ghost is a deranged eight-man.
Yeah, alright, great.
So, here's what we got going for you today.
Here's my drink.
Number one, Edward says to me, let me just take a look at this one.
No, alright.
I thought one of the light bulbs or something from one of the lights.
Shut up.
It's your mother telling you to shut the fuck up, you dumb tard.
All right, shut up.
Just shut up and drink it, man.
This drink, I don't know if I've tried it before.
Because here's the thing.
Even though I do a lot of the food videos now, even though I've done lots of the food reviews, back in the day, I'm talking years ago, I used to review tons of shit.
Nobody gives a fuck, you dumb tard.
Just shut up and drink it.
I've tried this drink before.
I have no recollection of it.
Oh, God.
Can we hurry up?
A minute has passed.
Nothing.
I don't remember.
All right, look at this.
I'm going forward.
Look at this guy.
He's reading the can.
He's fucking caressing it.
He's jerking it.
Look at this shit.
Not until five fucking five minutes.
Look at this.
Look at this.
A lot of people have been recommending.
Six fucking minutes, this fucking tard.
Six fucking minutes of this tard.
Hi, look at this.
in the fucking can give me a fucking break dude I fucking, I can't stand this fucking tard.
I'm not even joking around.
The mere sight of him makes me want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with fucking five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma with a little bit of beer carbonation in the mix of that shit.
I mean, this guy makes me sick.
And Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Hashtag true review bra radio true eight-man host radio.
Yeah, fuck off.
All right, asshole.
All right, play this shit.
You know what?
Look, got a little bit on my finger there, but nothing on my left.
Shut the fuck up!
Billy F, you laughing my ass off.
Look at the right side of his head.
It looks like he got hit by a shovel.
Yeah, no shit, dude.
The dude's not playing with a full deck, but of course.
I mean, you don't have to play with a full deck anymore to just, you know, be a tard.
You know, how you doing?
Look at me.
I'm wearing a suit that's obviously two times too big for me because I get them handed down from the fader that left my muda or whatever.
I don't know if that's the true.
I don't know if that's true, but anyway, let's move on.
Can we just drink the shit, please?
All right?
Stole a success.
Just drink the shit and shut up.
Just trying to be careful there.
See, we averted disaster and we got even a little bit of a spectacle opening it.
A spectacle opening?
Just fucking drink it and shut up.
Doesn't bother me.
Wash right off.
All right.
So here's how we got.
That looks like puke.
I'm just going to drink it.
That looks like literal puke.
You know, over the next couple hours and let you know how the effectiveness is.
So, mean bean, Java Monster going in.
Oh, my God.
And I should also mention the aroma is very much like a coffee.
Oh, God.
Can you just shut up and tell us what you think about it, you fucking tard?
And Colonel Transisco with a diamond and said, true caved in skulls radio.
Yeah, real funny, dude.
Dude, that looks like fucking something that comes out of an ass when it's got diarrhea.
I mean, that's what that literally looks like, man.
What a fucking tard.
All right, dude, look.
I'm giving this another fucking 45 seconds and I'm moving on.
All right, seriously.
And thumbs down this shit.
Thumbs down this fucking garbage.
What this reminds me of, it does have that coffee type flavor to it.
Where you definitely do taste.
It's very resemblant to coffee, but it's not like you're getting coffee.
Who cares?
I mean, give me a break.
Almost bitterness to it.
It's not like that at all.
As a matter of fact, this would be like if you got a coffee and you put tons of sugar in it and tons of milk or cream in it, stirred it up real good.
All right.
I think we get the fucking point from this tard, all right?
And there is coffee.
Soy Coffee Taste And City Pop00:05:41
I'm done with this guy.
I'm sorry.
That's what it tastes like.
A fucking choke on the next fast food that you shove down your hole, you piece of shit.
Seriously, I fucking hate this guy.
But when I was first drinking it, this is a good thing.
Oh, look, here's another ad.
See this?
I'm not, fuck you.
I'm not looking at your fucking ad.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, review bra, you fucking shekel goblin piece of shit.
And Cornhog requested that, right?
Trying to claim that here's some city pop.
Here's some city pop ghosts.
Come on, dude.
Yeah, here's a little city pop for your ass.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next dono here.
This next one is by Ann and Philly.
Ann and Philly, he requested one earlier, which was, I don't know, showing women titties and shit.
Here's another one.
He said, honestly, didn't think the half second of boob in my video.
Dude, it was more than half a second, dude.
Okay.
Here's something completely chill and safe for work.
Well, I hope so, Ann and Philly.
I hope so, man.
Seriously, come on, main, is all I gotta say, all right?
Hey, hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
Ann and Philly requested this.
Hold on, let me make sure there's not an ass.
I'm sorry I have to do this all the time.
I'm sorry that I gotta vet these videos, but I just gotta make sure there's not an ass or, you know, some kind of shit.
All right, here it is.
Ann and Philly, something that's chill.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is, like this.
I mean, I don't know if I like the song, but I don't like it, there's only 341 views.
Anyway, Ann and Philly requested this.
What does everybody think?
It's only got 341 views.
Very interesting.
Very, very interesting.
I woke up for a different day, staring at a different face.
People like this like that.
Hey, that's pretty good, dude.
You're fucking lucky.
You're even still here, Pettis.
I'm not even fucking joking.
You better be kissing the ass of Dark Mean Magician Girl, you piece of trash.
Do you understand me, Pettis?
You should be kissing the fucking ass of Dark Mean Magician Girl.
How could I ever be the one to let you go?
I gotta do my drink.
So do we have All right, look at the people are people are giving their pennis 8 out of 10.
Bob Todd, 9 out of 10.
Holy Jesus Milan, 6.5 out of 10.
Fuck No Smod, 7.7 out of 10.
Oda May, 5 out of 10.
Ambrole, 7 out of 10.
The Geeky Beater, 8 out of 10.
Mr. Person, 6.9 out of 10.
Billy F.U., 6 out of 10.
6 out of 10, Johnny Conquest.
7 out of 10, Esreal.
7.5 out of 10, Dins.
5 out of 10, N Times Root Beer.
1 out of 10, True Hambo Radio.
5 out of 10, Feminist Socialist.
8 out of 10, YouTube Ninja.
9 out of 11, Dude, Corwin Breaker.
6 out of 10, Zeroology, excuse me.
4 out of 10, same girl.
7 out of 10, the boy Jake.
6 out of 10, Bob Bagman.
6 out of 10, trusted lawyer.
5 out of 10, Dustpan Dan.
4 out of 10, Olte Ann.
8 out of 10, Hitman Cause.
10 out of 10, the real KB420.
Agenda, 5 out of 10.
Agenda 6'9.
The Alcoholic Menace, 7 out of 10.
So it's kind of a mixed-down type of middle type of situation.
It is.
And in Philly requested this, by the way.
Soy out of 10.
Get the fuck out of here.
Suck it soy out of 10.
It has a little bit of a 90s-esque feel to it, you know.
And I see you I'm free.
This isn't horrible.
You know, this isn't horrible.
I'll be honest.
Yeah, and some chill music, just like Ann and Philly had just said.
All right.
Bob Marley Song And Tequila Drinks00:10:16
Once again, that was a beat connection so good.
And what the hell?
I'm surprised you didn't know about Fear Ghost.
Here's some Dead Kennedys.
I've heard of the Dead Kennedys, by the way.
And by the way, anybody who's donating right now, like I said, I am backed up on fucking donos here.
I don't know when you're going to be able to see your shit played.
It's going to be, you know, not going to be played for a long time.
I mean, as you can see, it's already three something in the morning, and I've been fucking backed up with donos all fucking night, for heaven's sake.
So, you know, it is what it is, you know.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next dono here.
Geno X 1987.
Hold on, Horatio Nelson.
My internet went out earlier, and I missed your Mama Africa.
That was fucking funny, by the way.
You should go back and check it out.
That was hilarious.
And I missed you watching Mama Africa.
Here's some quality black cinema.
Care to tell me how backed up the donos are?
Also, my sleep schedule is 100% fucked.
Dude, I don't.
Dude, there's a lot of donos, dude.
I can't even tell you, dude.
There are so many.
It's fucking pathetic.
But we're at Geno X 1987's right now.
So let's see if Geno X 1987 gives us a dono that freaks us out like he usually does here, all right?
Oh, dude, wait a minute, dude.
You know what, Gino?
I can't show this.
I don't even think this is the real Gino.
Hold on, let me let me look in the background.
See who the fuck this is.
For fuck's sake, man.
For fuck's sake.
I mean, it's cyst popping, folks, okay?
Cyst popping.
All right, I am not showing that.
I'm not showing that on here, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm not showing that shit on here.
I just want to know who the fuck did this fucking donation because I think it's fucking disgusting.
I'm not even kidding.
I am not showing cyst popping on here, okay?
It's going to fucking gross everybody out.
And I don't even think, I think that's like TOS for here.
It is right here.
Dude, look, Gino, I think this is the real Gino, by the way.
Look, I want to be honest with you.
I'm not playing this.
Okay.
Now, I could owe you a dono or whatever the fucking case might be, but I'm not playing cyst popping, dude.
I am not playing that shit, dude.
I am not.
That is disgusting, and everybody's going to get roasted out about it.
And I don't think that's even, I think that the fucking terms of service of D-Live is against that shit.
So I look, I owe you one there, Gino.
I mean, you could donate here in the next few, you know, a three-bucker.
Let me know what's up, but I am not.
I am not showing that, dude.
I'm sorry.
I am not showing that shit.
Anyway, let's continue here, okay?
I'm not showing cyst popping, dude.
I'm not showing that shit.
It's fucking disgusting.
All right.
And it's going to gross out people.
And I don't want people to get, I don't want people to leave my broadcast, first of all.
And secondly, this could be terms of service here.
So anyway, maybe I owe you one there, Gino.
Let me know what's up.
As a matter of fact, just let me know, man.
Anyway, Noble Savage requested this one here.
And Noble Savage said, Ghost, this is Bob Marley cover of Red Red Wine.
And Neil Diamond wrote the song.
Are you sitting me?
Fucking Neil Diamond wrote Red Red Wine?
I didn't even know that.
Not UB40.
Smoke and drink break.
Cheers, Ghost.
Well, thank you, Noble Savage.
I do appreciate it, man.
So let's see what Noble Savage has in store for us up in here.
Okay, let's see what this is here.
He says a little Bob Marley here.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Your little girl.
hold on we got Jesus Christ with these advertisements YouTube oh my god All right.
Can we hurry up?
Look at this 15-second advertisement that I've got to be exposed to here.
I'm telling you, YouTube is getting bad on these adverts.
This is getting, I mean, they're like network television for fuck's sake.
I mean, I understand that, you know, you got to get your cash advertisement and shit, but come on, man.
Anyway, here it is.
Noble Savage.
Here it is.
Bob Marley, Red Red Wine with the lyrics.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Let's see it.
I've never, I didn't even realize he sang this.
Wait a minute.
This ain't Bob Marley, dude.
This is UB40.
This is not Bob Marley.
This is UB40.
This is not fucking Bob Marley.
This is the, there's no way this is Bob Marley.
Either way, I like the song.
It doesn't matter.
Okay?
Doesn't matter.
As a matter of fact, I should smoke.
I should be smoking, dude.
Yeah, this isn't Bob Marley, by the way.
Just saying.
It is not Bob Marley.
This is UB40, dude.
I mean, this is the UB40 version of it, dude.
What is this?
Geno X.
It was educational, though.
But here's one from a movie I like, dude.
The educational dude, come on, man.
Cis poppin'.
That's fucking disgusting, man.
Seriously.
Thank you, Gina.
We'll play that, dude.
But seriously, all right.
Give my smoke.
Goddamn fucking lighter.
Definitely some drunk, smoking, chill type of shit, man.
Oh, my God.
Stay close to me.
That was a good hit.
That was a good idea.
That got me there, dude.
That got me a little stung there, yeah.
Hold on, watch.
This is giving me flashbacks to Middle School Broadcast Club.
They were doing a Bob Marley tribute on his birthday, but they used Don't Worry, Be Happy.
It was so fucking bad.
Middle School Broadcast Club.
Look, one of my favorite Bob Marley songs, there's a few of them, but my favorite one, if I was gonna, if I was gonna fucking post one.
I Shot the Sheriff.
That's a fucking beautiful song, dude.
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot no deputy.
Anyway, cheers to Piss Goblin.
And cheers to Esrael.
Cheers to everybody, man.
Stop the hate.
I'm not trying to sound like a social justice warrior, fucking Antifa scumbag, but let's calm our asses down a little bit, all right?
Come on, man, all right.
And by the way, you know what time it is, right?
All of you out there know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
That's what time it is, baby.
That's what time it is.
And that's a badass song.
People are like, I agree, ghost.
That's Bob Marley's badass song.
It is, dude.
It's a revolutionary song, you know?
It's fucking interesting.
Red, red, wine, you met my feet so fine.
You keep me rocking.
Because believe it or not, during Bob Marley's time, native Jamaicans were trying to, because believe it or not, Jamaica, from what I understand, is a British territory, it is a commonwealth, I don't know if it's a commonwealth, but it is a British territory.
Territory.
And the predominant government of Jamaica has lineage towards those that have British background, you know?
So at the time, Bob Marley was trying to speak against the British influence on Jamaica and wanted a Jamaica run and all that bullshit.
That's where most of his music derives from, you know?
What the hell was that?
Fucking spirit trying to throw something at me there.
Red, red, wine.
Red, red, wine, I'm gonna love it.
And truth be told, that's why Bob Marley's dead since he died very young man.
have anybody talking against any fucking kind of british commonwealth boy i mean i want to be honest I like wine, but it gives me a different drunk.
It gives me a drunk where it's like, oh, yeah, I want to go to sleep.
Or sometimes, you know, it like pulls emotion out of you.
It's like a very emotional spirit.
That's why, when bitches get drunk on it, I don't know if you ever see women get drunk on wine.
They tend to get very emotional.
They start crying and shit.
I mean, it's because it's an emotional spirit, dude.
That's why I like mixing, you know, some very good spirits in the Scotch whiskey or cognac department and mixing it with beer.
And then you combine that with tetrahydrocademinol.
Very good time.
Very good feeling.
Very good feeling.
Emotional Wine And Piss Goblin Tunes00:04:42
Cheers to Noble Savage, by the way, for hooking this up, dude.
All right, here it is.
Thank you very much.
All right.
I appreciate that, Noble Savage.
Let me tell you something.
Somebody said tequila is the best drunk in here.
Are you fucking nuts?
I mean, there's a reason why tequila sounds similar to tequila, like the killer.
All right, because that's what it does.
It's a fucked up fucking, look, I like margaritas on the beach.
You know, I like tequila-based drinks and shit.
But when you get drunk on tequila, dude, you do some fucking serious shit.
All right.
You're most likely to get a tattoo when drinking tequila and shit.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, let's get to the next dono here.
We've got Piss Goblin.
Here we are at over 3.30 in the morning over here at the Go Show Studios.
Out here still doing donos.
Piss Goblin.
And that's why I'm saying Piss Goblin has been, you know, this is his episode or her episode or its episode or their episode, whatever you want to say.
Anyway, he goes, I don't mind the shit talking because I know they've got nothing to show while I'm 100% comfortable with myself.
Anyway, one more song.
Here's some underworld.
Underworld?
I've never even heard of Underworld there, Piss Goblin.
All right, let's go ahead.
Oh, wait a minute.
It's not Piss Goblin.
I'm confusing Piss Goblin with Cornhog.
I'm confusing Piss Goblin with Cornhog.
Anyway, they're friends now.
Anyway, it's the same shit.
Colonel Transisco dropped the dime and said, hashtag TrueReggie Radio.
Heart the Port Wines Ghost.
All right.
Anyway, I misplaced a Piss Goblin with Cornhog.
But either way.
Either way.
Billy F.U. says, what kind of spirit in beer made from pussy juice?
Dude, what?
Ah, God, dude.
I don't even want to fucking know.
I mean, come on, man.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to Piss Goblin's tune here.
And it looks, from just what it started out, it started out like it was some EDM.
So let's take a look.
Piss Goblin.
Uh-oh.
This is old school.
This is 2010, baby.
years ago.
Not too bad.
Let me give it another 40 seconds up in here.
Oh, Piss Goblin says this is actually from $19.99.
Here, let me give it another 30 seconds.
These are my intentions.
I mean, the beat is all right.
I don't know about the vocals.
Colonel Francisco with a diamond.
Did you know that penis wine is made from animal dicks?
Great.
I'm glad that you know that.
I'm glad you know that, Colonel Transisco.
Well, what does everybody think about this here?
I'm curious to see what the chat says.
All 10 ads says 4 out of 10.
0 out of 10 Winter Wolf.
7 out of 10 Mob Tom.
Five out of ten, Mr. Person, five out of ten, Chinese Chipper, whatever the hell that is.
Six out of ten, end times root beer, zero out of ten, uncomfortable alpha, six out of ten pettis, uh, zero out of ten, sucked up for quack, five out of ten, death by bacon, uh, three out of ten, Texas Philly Bird.
YouTube Ninja Ratings And Chess Box00:15:04
Uh, we got five out of ten, aesthetic, ten out of ten, tryhards for ghost, man out of ten, chess box, two out of ten, zero ology, seven and a half out of ten crazy YouTube ninja, eight out of ten porpoise Christie Capital, two out of ten trusted lawyer, four out of ten Bob Badman, five out of ten and roll, five and a half out of ten fuck ghost mods, two out of ten Oda May.
Hello, here's Coomer, here's Koobe Sanders with a diamond through Fruit Bowl radio.
Fuck off, Rabbit.
Fuck off.
I'm drinking, all right?
I'm drinking, I'm smoking, and I'm not letting any of you get to me, all right?
I'm not letting you penetrate my psyche, all right.
Now that I'm under the influence of several different intoxicants, I'm feeling a lot better right now.
Do you understand that, boys?
Huh?
I hope I pause this.
What?
What the fuck?
Dancing Albin in the chat.
Dude, fuck off, all right?
Seriously, fuck off, you asshole.
my dream.
Interesting.
Some people really like it, most people in the chat room really don't like it.
Very interesting.
Once again, cheers to Piss Goblin.
Thank you very much, you know, for enlightening us on some of these, some of this music here.
Can we get to the next dono here?
Because I mean, I'd like to try to get through these as fast as we possibly can.
I told you guys we had a lot of fucking donos up in here.
Let's get to the next one.
Pan Terra 2 next.
Pantera 2 next.
I have no fucking idea what the hell that means.
But that was the name of the person.
And plus, they didn't actually say anything.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a fucking minute, dude.
I have to wait on this.
This looks like some kind of bullshit.
Fucking, you know, snake in the ass or something.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
All right.
I got to vet this stupid shit.
All right.
Please.
Please wait for a second.
I got to vet this fucking shit.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding, dude, because I don't know what the hell this is.
It looks like some snake in the ass or a prolapse anus or gay, you know, porn.
It looks like something.
Something's in here.
And I want to make sure that we vet this before I actually put it on the air.
Because these fucking people, I don't get it.
I don't understand why they want to take me off the air for Christ's sake, man.
They want to get me banned off platforms and shit.
I don't understand that shit.
I don't fucking get it.
All right.
This looks okay, but viewer discretion is advised.
All right.
Does everybody understand this?
Hold on.
Viewer discretion is advised.
All right.
Let's try this.
Once again, Pantera 2 next.
I'd buy that for a while.
And what is this?
Did you know N-wordly is a real word?
It means to be cheap and really makes you think.
It really makes you think.
I don't know what it makes you think of.
All right.
Anyway, once again, Pantera 2 next.
All right.
Please, please.
Viewer discretion is advised.
I have no idea what's about to happen.
Okay.
Viewer discretion is advised.
I can't hear it.
Don't get me wrong.
But I am real shit.
This better not be some shit like that, dude.
I'm not even joking.
This better not be on fucking shit, you fucking motherfucker.
All right, fuck you, whoever the fuck did that.
You're a fucking piece of shit, man.
I'm serious.
You guys are fucking pieces of garbage.
I mean, I fucking come here.
I give you 10 fucking hours of my fucking life.
And you fuckers pull off bullshit like this.
You motherfuckers, dude.
Seriously, you goddamn motherfuckers, man.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
All right, that's it.
Now, fuck you.
Whoever the fuck did that, all right?
Fuck you.
Who else do we have?
Oh, it's Marshall Burnsey over here.
Marshall Burnsy over here.
I don't know what the fuck he donated up in here.
He says, all right, keep bringing in Tranny Talk.
Now I got to go open the war chest.
Now, as you watch this video, pretend you are watching a live transitioning.
All right.
I don't fucking know what this guy's talking about.
But it better not be some bullshit.
All right.
Seriously, Marshall Burnsy.
This better not be some bullshit.
Oh, God.
I'm actually going to be playing Mr. Meadowcore shit on here.
I have nothing against Meadowcore, by the way.
I'm just, you know, it is what it is.
Colonel Transisco, hey, ghost, would you like some Klingon blood wine?
Dude, shut up, all right?
Anyway, the only reason that I don't like this is because Marshall Burnsey likes to jock these fucking, you know, fucking wings of redemption and, you know, fucking dark side fill and all this shit.
I don't really appreciate people fucking donating me these fucking videos from these people.
I'm just saying, all right?
Anyway, here it is, Marshall Burnsey.
Let's play it.
Believe that?
Telling her, Karen, we can't afford it.
You know how many of these surgeries that I have to do to buy a summer home?
She wants to live in the Hamptons.
Ted, hold that down.
Thank you.
A little tighter.
Love that Chihuahua.
He likes dog treats.
This guy's not going to need him anymore.
Oh, dude, seriously.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Does somebody want to turn my operating music on?
Ted, can you hit the.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God.
It's a piece of cake and make a plate of cake.
If the way is hazy, you gotta do the bad cake.
I mean, Marshall Burnsey, seriously.
I mean, this is fucked up, all right?
Pause this.
First of all, I want to set the record straight, okay?
I don't condone any of this, okay?
I happen to have a whole bunch of listeners that happen to be tranny, and I want all those folks to know I don't condone this shit, okay?
I'm just saying, all right?
I don't care what it is that you do, so long as you're not exposing children to any kind of sexual perversion, you're not infringing upon anyone's rights.
And if you're a capitalist, I mean, give me a fucking break, but Jesus Christ.
Bring it down, bitch!
Let me see it back in round!
Shut that hat down!
Go ahead and pick that motherfucker up!
But bring it down, bitch!
Let me take it back in the bathroom!
I mean, give me a fucking grandpa!
Yeah, bad deck!
Hey, back dead!
I mean, what were you trying to do here, Marshall Burnsey?
Seriously.
It's a piece of cake, watch if the way it's hazy.
You know you can't be lazy.
I'll use a mother recipe.
What am I watching, man?
You guys fucking shitty ass Marshall Burnsey over here thinks that this is.
Rub that shit!
It's gone, bitch!
What is this?
Billy F. You, I've never seen this guy.
Oh, I've seen this guy.
You got off easy.
All right, great.
All right.
This guy, you know, whatever, all right?
Put that ass on a kick.
And I don't condone this.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, all right?
And why the fuck am I listening to little John during this shit?
I'm feeling trans-tastic today.
I hope you are too, as we begin our magical journey into the transformations that exist all around us.
Starting here with episode one.
How the sausage is made.
It's time to do away with the mysticism.
I'm going to show you exactly how that caterpillar.
Colonel Transisco dropped the diamond and you see Reverend Cole and cast out currently.
And a man becoming a woman.
Or a woman becoming a man.
I bet you didn't even know you could infer to me.
What the?
It would look like a Boy Scout trying to earn a merit badge, but it does.
With a little bit of elbow grease and some man-made intervention, we can work miracles.
And that man's pronouns are Zim and Zoom.
And he's going to be cutting your cock off and turning it into an inside-out vagina.
Sure, our methods may be slightly extreme.
We can't really make that caterpillar into a menopod until we kill a few turtles and super glue their shells to its quivering little corpse.
But after a few losses.
I'm not sure if I can do this with a hammer.
I bet you couldn't even tell the difference.
Transsexuality, the pet rock of genital mutilation, has become quite the popular fad these days.
But most people are unaware of exactly how that transformation happens.
Now, how exactly does one go from being a man to a woman?
Or to start with, a woman to a man?
Well, first things first, we're going to have to cut your fucking tits off.
I'm talking a tip scoop approach.
We're just going to sod those bad boys right out of there.
I think everybody gets the point.
We stick you onto a table.
And then we hack your tits off with a saw.
We get right up in there.
I'm talking up to the fucking elbow.
We're removing all the titty we can.
Then we're going to staple the flap back down onto your stomach.
You'll have a giant smiley face across your chest for the rest of your life.
But goodbye, Beacon.
Hello, manhood.
Now, sure, the procedure's not exactly right.
We can't make you have features that Madden might have.
All right.
Muscle development.
We've done four minutes of this shit.
I mean, give me a fucking break, Marshall Burnsy.
First of all, for, you know, trying to fucking donate some other fucking podcaster, whatever you want to fucking call this guy.
And secondly, I don't know what the hell you're trying to prove with this shit, all right?
I mean, anyway, we got who's next for trans-Pacific Waifu over here.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, okay?
And he, what did he?
He's a capitalist and he deserves a respect according to that title.
This better not be who I think it is, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
This better not be who I fucking think it is, you piece of shit.
Ah, Christ, it is.
It fucking is, for Christ's sake.
Look at Aesthetic just dropped the dime and said, call me Transthetic.
Give me 15 and a half deep.
Oh, Christ.
Maybe you need you.
Maybe, you know what?
I don't think you were here when we watched the video about prolapsed anus.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
again we're we're picking up right where we left off with this shit fuck you know trans-specific wife why in the fuck are you donating me this fucking freak show This guy's a fucking sick piece of shit.
You know that?
He's a sick piece of shit.
He lives in a sub-American standard apartment.
I mean, literally, for Christ's sake, I've seen people who live in garages that have better setups than this.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
What is this?
Colonel Transisco, true trans radio AM69.
I made this.
All right, whatever, asshole.
All right, I'm tired.
I'm tired of you, Colonel Transisco.
Anyway, once again.
What's this fucking sick?
I mean, what am I supposed to say?
This guy's an idiot.
I mean, take a look at this.
That's all this.
This guy has fucking collections of nothing but sick-ass animated women bullshit, anime, and hentai and all this shit.
I mean, this is so stupid.
I'm so sure!
I mean this is fucking stupid man!
I'm fucking stupid, right?
It fucking pisses me off that I have to watch shit like this.
Do you understand me?
It pisses me off!
I mean, look at this, idiot!
Look at this bullshit!
And fuck you, fuck!
I know you're a fucking leave, you fuck.
Oh my god.
You have got to be sick.
Oh, God, are you fucking kidding me, man?
At least it's on YouTube.
I just want to remind everybody this shit's on YouTube.
I mean, nobody finds this disturbing.
Nobody finds.
I mean, would you leave this person alone with your fucking daughter or her son or even your dog for that matter?
I mean, this guy's a fucking sick fuck.
And it pains me that people like this are in society and we have to legitimately deal with fucking people like this.
Tony Hawk Game And Dead Kennedys00:07:04
I mean, seriously, man, people like this should be castrated.
I'm not even joking.
Colonel Transisco, Hitler would have executed this guy.
Well, you know, it is what it is, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I'm giving this another 30 seconds and I'm moving on, all right?
I'm giving this another 30 seconds and I'm moving on.
So, and here we see my clothes.
Yes, my beautiful clothes with my beautiful women.
Are you shaming me?
And here with...
Are you shitting me?
You can't make this shit up!
These fuckers are disobsessed with this cartoon women both.
It's disgusting.
F*** it disgusting man!
I'll get in my beautiful car, where I'll get my private wine, the melon and the carrots!
Let's go! Go!
2, 3, 4, 2, No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god...
You're a cute kid!
Now we are exclusively for the first time in the German state television my Führerbunker!
I have clipped together together!
Come on!
So!
Yes!
I'll stop the shit!
Here we go!
1, 2, 3, 4...
1, 2, 3, 4...
Oh my god!
Are you fucking kidding me?
...for my Führerbunker!
Oh, that's enough!
I've had enough!
I find you so great!
That's what I've...
I've had enough of this shit, dude.
I mean, ghost trans-Pacific waifu, don't donate me this shit anymore.
I mean, seriously, just don't.
I mean, for fuck's sake, this is fucking disgusting that this fucking guy has this many goddamn anime anything, anime pictures, anime movies, anime this, anime that.
You've got to be fucking shitting me, dude.
You've got to be shitting me.
Oh my god.
All right, can we move on?
I mean, Jesus hell.
I mean, Jesus hell.
I've been on for over look, seven hours and 11 minutes I've been on, and this is what I've been taking every fucking goddamn video.
It's fucking disgusting, man.
But once again, it's my life.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's continue.
And I guess Flamenco's in here thinking that it's so cute to be a fucking weeb.
It isn't.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next dono.
The next dono is Ed.
He goes, I'm surprised you didn't know about Fear Ghost.
Here's some Dead Kennedys.
And Dead Kennedys, I think I've heard of.
It's definitely a punk band, if I'm not mistaken.
So let's go ahead and hear what Ed has in store for us here.
And hopefully it's a palate cleanser for fucking Christ's sake.
Uh-oh.
Hey, I remember this on the Tony Hawk game, dude.
On the Tony Hawk game.
As a matter of fact, pause this.
I remember this on Tony Hawk Dreamcast game.
Badass game, by the way.
Just saying.
A little bit of dead Kennedys, maybe some punk.
Definite palate cleanser from that fucking weeb.
We're going down, down, gonna beat our drums.
You're gonna drive, I'll bring them here.
Cheers, everybody out there who is listening.
Right, I'll ride.
They're right, you're right.
It's a round of time, but we're gonna drive one screaming off the street and ride.
I'm telling you, man, I remember Tony Hawk, dude.
Gotta rescue the format of Silver Badge.
No, don't post that fucking special needs woman playing the drums, dude.
I'm not even gonna stand in your fucking selves.
It looks like she's playing the drums!
By the way, my fans, by the way.
Hey, Flamenco, bullshit.
All right.
Bullshit.
Transisco does drop the diamond press, HD 1488, and he'll go sobriety.
And he'll go sobriety.
And he'll go sobriety.
No, surreach out.
We're just gonna think it's that's right.
Right, I'll ride.
A little bit of dead Kennedy, though.
All right.
Like I said, it reminds me of Tony Hawk.
The Tony Hawk game.
It was on Dreamcast.
Remember, that was the last console I ever bought.
Sega Dreamcast.
Sega Dreamcast.
The most underrated console gaming system that ever came out.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Ed, by the way.
I do appreciate that.
So cheers to Ed.
All right.
Cheers to Ed.
Let's go ahead and continue here.
We've got, who else is this?
We got Horatio Nelson.
Horatio Nelson here.
He said, my internet went out earlier in the show and I missed watching Mama Africa.
We laughed our asses off, by the way, Horatio.
If you go back in the archive, take it out, take a look at it.
He goes, have some quality black cinema and care to tell me how backed up the donut.
Well, they're not backed up.
We're now to you.
Also, my sleep schedule is 100% fucked.
Join the club, pal.
All right.
All right.
These fucking people think that I can just do 10-hour shows like it ain't shit and still be able to kind of, I don't know, Oblige what I do in my personal life and be able to go out and do things for my business life.
These people think that I'm just, I don't know what the fuck they think.
All right, let's go ahead once again.
And what is this?
What is your opinion on the Sega 32X?
The 32X?
I've never heard of the 32X.
You mean the fucking Sega Saturn?
32X.
World Star Hip Hop And Sleep Schedules00:02:57
All right, let's go ahead once again.
This one was requested by Horatio Nelson, so let's take a look at it.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
What is this?
Oh, God.
some more cinematic art masterpieces from Delaware, Delaware!
CGI graphics.
Give me a break.
Yeah, Okay.
All right.
Alan Sali.
Action is coming.
I promise you.
Man, even in Africa, they give the bitches weaves.
Look, that's a horrible leave, bitch.
That's a horrible hair hat.
We love you.
love you.
I'm making German food.
German food?
Yeah.
We found German tourists.
We're cooking them.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
We're cooking them.
We're cooking them.
Are you crazy?
Oh, African party.
Wife?
I thought you were going to be able to do it.
Isn't it funny?
I'm just, you know, I'm not trying to be racist here.
I'm just giving a simple observation.
Isn't it funny that black parties end up in the same situation as the motherland?
Combat!
Hey, anybody calling me racist?
All you've got to do is go on World Star Hip Hop right now and try to call me racist again.
I'm just saying, all right.
And believe me, I want to be completely honest with you.
I really appreciate watching those videos.
But then again, when I look at these videos from World Star Hip Hop and The Vine and all this other shit, I think about even though that is happening right now and it's been pre-recorded and I'm laughing at it and kind of perplexed by it and a whole bunch of emotions are running through me while I'm watching it, this actually happened in America.
You know, that's what really disturbs me.
Holy shit, he has kicked that fucker.
He kicked him through the table.
Typical racist.
I'm not racist, dude.
And who's doing the commentary here?
Whoever's doing the commentary, are they attempting to try to sell the movie?
Kung Fu Commentary And Spider Man00:06:44
Oh, man!
Oh, hello!
Oh, no!
Wait, Listen, serious.
And now they know, look, they know that's Spider-Man.
These guys know kung fu.
Did Bruce Lee happen to just come to Africa one time during the summer and just fucking taught these motherfuckers kung fu and shit?
Or is this the is this have something to do with the Chinese investment in Africa and their natural resources?
Interesting.
Inquiring minds wanna know They know fucking kung fu and shit!
EXPECT- UNEXPECTABLE!
Mamma mia!
He knows the way!
I'm using a hand!
Hehehehe!
COMMANDO!
MOVE MOVE MOVE! MOVE!
What the fuck is this shit?
Oh my god.
The Panther meets the Tiger.
I need you!
Oh, is he gonna give her a slap?
Is he gonna give her a slap?
Is he gonna get his pimp hands strong?
Oh Lord!
How did I guess that he was gonna get his pimp hands strong?
I'm just saying.
How did I guess that?
Oh, he shot her!
He shot that bitch!
SHOT THAT BITCH!
I'll give the guns a good home.
Uh-oh, it's some fucking slut up in here, huh?
Oh, she's here for the captain, huh?
I'm here for the captain.
Nice bounce.
Alex is dead.
Where is money?
I need the money.
Then who killed Captain Alex?
Who?
Uh-oh, here's some more kung fu.
You got me on kung fu.
You captain bristle.
I never see what I've never seen a woman.
Oh my god.
What is he gonna give her?
Did he already give her a rape or what?
What is this?
Looks like he gave her the old in-out and out, for Christ's sake.
Look at look at that shit.
They're doing Miyagi-Do, karate.
Miyagi-do karate.
Colonel Transisto just dropped the diamond.
Hashtag African Cinema Radio.
Hashtag remember her ambi.
Dude, shut up, man.
Wait, are they saying Ariba, Ariba?
Are they saying Ariba, Ariba?
People get off on this, by the way.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Don't donate to me anymore for fuck's sake, please.
All right, Jesus Christ.
What the f- What is your question?
Simon, how are you going to do that now?
But I was in love.
What the fuck?
Uh-oh.
Marry me or die.
WELCOME TO UGANDA!
Oh my god...
What am I watching here?
This dude's got this bitch hung up in some bondage-style tyings.
He's like, You will marry me, yes or no?
Now they're waterboarding this bitch.
Now they're waterboarding this bitch.
Oh, my God.
This is Uganda.
Uh-oh, she's spitting her face.
Colonel Transisco with a diamond saying, Brothers and saved sisters, brothers and slave sisters.
Damn, that's what he said.
Sorry about that.
Jeez, serious.
The new military commander.
He fights drugs and uses drugs.
He fights drugs and uses drugs.
That's interesting.
Superbiker!
Superbiker!
DINOSAURS.
Hello!
Take a trip to Uganda after this.
The military is here!
No!
The military is here.
Do they know the way?
And they know the way.
Up and you're going to fire.
Uganda.
Oh, my God.
Get your f**k!
Ha ha ha ha!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Give me a break!
I'm going to die!
Give me a break.
Yeah.
The man is really fast man!
Over!
Flavrunge!
Bless the bambu over!
It's been a charity quaff!
So what you want to do?
Drop the bambu man!
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
You got to be fucking kidding me, dude.
Seriously.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Is all I got to say to that, dude?
Come on, man.
Commandos.
Here comes the Kung Fu.
Oh, my God.
Colonel Transisco with a dime and Uganda shit.
You mean you're gonna die?
Uganda doesn't look like a very visitor-friendly place.
Commandos Arriving In Uganda00:04:02
I'm just guesstimating that based on what I'm looking at, just from these alone.
Oh, my God.
At least.
Please, you have a website.
You can also keep on supporting the action studio.
The action studio.
The action studio.
What the fuck is that?
Alright, get this shit off of here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Horatio Nelson requested that one, all right?
Let's continue.
It's four o'clock in the fucking morning, for heaven's sake.
All right, dude, Hitler's dick stop.
Especially when there are many, many stop it right now.
Another one.
Hope you're seeing a pattern with these sexual deviants.
I don't want to see any pattern.
I don't even want to see them, dude.
I don't even want to see them, dude.
Seriously.
Jesus Christ, this fucking guy.
Whoever the fuck this is.
All right, let's get to Geno X 1987, who we weren't going to fucking play his first video, so he donated another video.
So here is apparently a Geno X 1987 video about a movie or from a movie that he likes.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on, wait a minute.
This is a perturbator fucking video, isn't it?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
All right.
I gotta listen to this, dude.
All right.
There's definitely some synth going to be going on here.
I can tell you that right now.
Now, once again, Gino X 1987 requested this.
I'm gonna listen here for a minute.
I like this shit here.
This is not bad, bud.
And by the way, Colonel Transisco just dropped a diamond.
There's a new straight edge or a safety razor machine.
That's what I gotta say today.
That's all I gotta say today.
I need a no fear from Fred Seth, man.
I need more beer anyway.
I really appreciate this better Geno X 1987 hell a lot better than syspop, I'll tell you that.
Meat Hooks And Drinking Like Fish00:14:32
I'm sick of no ass missing the trap room to this shit.
Who's rocking?
I'm drinking like a fish out here, baby.
I'm drinking like a fucking fish out here.
I'm not jamming.
87.
They're listening, baby.
All right, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
It's fucking 415, 420 in the moaning.
420 in the moaning.
All right, thank you very much.
That was a very good substitute there, Geno X 1987.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Anyway, let me take a drink of some beer.
Let me smoke a couple of smokes.
All right, and then I'll get to the next one here.
All right, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
And by the way, I got disconnected from the fucking free conference call, so that's why I'm not taking calls, unfortunately, here.
So let me go ahead and drink.
By the way, I should take another shot.
All right, since I'm about to fucking probably watch some really sick shit, let me get some more cognac, baby.
Like I said, I wanted some cognac, baby.
Cognac is the drink that's drank by geez.
Well, I was about to say something that I wasn't supposed to say there.
Sorry about that.
I may be getting a little bit too inebriated here.
I'm sorry.
I just sorry about that here, baby.
I'm just saying here.
Let me get this fucking cognac over there.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Thank you very much.
How many people are listening, dude?
531 people are listening right now at 4:20 in the morning.
And I want to thank each and every one of you for chilling in here with me.
All right, chilling here.
So, anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
I'm going to take this shot, baby.
Cheers, baby, cheers.
Here we go.
Good stuff.
I don't understand why people take shots on IP2 with these fucking fire sales.
And whenever they take them, they're like, oh, they got to do it.
You're going to do a fucking cheers when there are many, many.
What the hell is this?
Last one, I promise.
Rated R for Reddit.
All right.
All right.
Let me take another smoke here.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is what I'm saying, dude.
This is why, you know, too many donos, dude.
Too many fucking donos, man.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
Let me get my fucking dope.
That's all I got to say to all this shit, dude.
Too many fucking donos.
All right.
Anyway, we got Hitler's dick, all right, coming up here.
So I just want to give everybody a word of advice.
Viewer discretion is advised.
I have no idea what the hell Hitler's dick is about to show here.
So please just keep that in mind here.
All right.
Let me take a smoke.
Let me get a drink of beer and we're moving on.
Okay.
Let me smoke this.
That's it.
Don't hold it in with it to bring, dude.
Oh, God, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
That one kind of hit me there.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to Hitler's dick.
Hitler's dick says, people get off to this, by the way.
So viewer discretion is advised.
I have no idea.
Oh, God, no.
Dude, I don't know if I could...
I guess I could show this.
I have no idea.
All right.
Hitler's dick.
once again, put the PC shot on, is going to show the, what the fuck is this?
This guy's got fucking meat hooks in his back.
This guy's got fucking meat hooks.
Oh, my God.
Please no, dude.
Like, before he does it, viewer discretion is advised, please, okay?
This guy's got meat hooks in his back.
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait a minute.
We are.
You've got to be shitting me.
He is going to parachute with his fucking meat hooks.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This guy's going to parachute with his fucking meat hooks.
Please tell me.
Oh, my God.
Is this Mitch Jones, by the way?
That looks like fucking Mitch Jones.
I'm doing what I have.
Oh, God.
Why?
The humanity, man.
Why?
Oh, my God.
My mind, suspension-based raw footage.
That's one big smile, dude.
There will be so many smiles.
Of course, this is some Euro cuck.
I can hear the European in their vernacular.
I can hear the European in their vernacular.
Hold on, pause this.
What is it?
Billy F.U. Edgy Butcher Shop.
Jesus Christ.
No shit, man.
So they're setting up a parachute for this freak.
Oh, my God.
This guy is going to parachute with his meat hooks.
Even the dog is perplexed by this.
This guy is going to fucking parachute with his meat hooks.
Dude, what if the meat hooks didn't stay on?
What if they just ripped his flat?
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Dude, this is not funny, dude.
All right.
This is not funny.
What is this?
Winter the wolf, how much crowdfunding to ban Hitler's?
I don't know, dude.
All right, I don't know.
Here's Captain Autism.
Fuck you, ghost.
Why the fuck would you show this shit?
Jesus Christ.
I'd only watch this if it was Captain Desi on meat hooks.
All right, dude, look.
Captain Autism, can you fuck off?
Jesus Christ.
And Colonel Transisco dropped the dime and said, The hell is Mitch Jones?
This guy is a freak.
Well, you know, Mitch Jones is some fruity ass Twitcher or some shit.
I'm just, he looks like a fruiter.
They post his shit on IP2 for whatever reason, but he looks like him.
The only difference is that Mitch Jones has his face shaved and this guy's got a beard.
Anyway, here's the meat hooks.
Dude, this is fucked up, dude.
I don't even understand.
Let's skip around.
Let's skip around to where he finally fucking.
No, he's about to throw himself off now.
All right.
Does everybody want to watch this guy throw himself off and then have the damn?
Oh, God.
What is it?
More like Captain Meatspin.
A Captain Meat Spin.
All right, here it is.
All right, here it is.
Look at people in the chat room.
What?
Piss Goblin, Dear White Supremacist.
Need I Say More?
Winter the Wolf and Piss Goblin just donated.
Here's this.
Millie F you.
That dog looks like he wants to take a knee way out.
A knee way, dude.
Seriously?
Anyway, folks, here it is, folks.
Try to look at it.
This guy is going to parachute off this shit off his meat hooks.
And we're seeing it from his perspective.
Oh!
No!
Oh, my God.
He's fucking hanging from his meat hooks.
Oh Lord, no, dude, I don't even want to watch.
All right, dude, how long is this?
All right, we're at 24.
All right, Jesus Christ, no, hell no, please.
Oh my god.
Okay, see him, all right.
I mean, come on, man.
Hanging from his fucking meat hooks.
Oh, my God.
No, shit, they had to send up a backup parachuter in there just in case his fucking meat hooks came off.
Oh, my God, dude.
Seriously, this is sick.
This is fucking sick.
This guy is paragliding now over a fucking field with his meat hooks.
Oh, dude, I don't want to see it, dude.
This is fucking gross.
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
And why would you do this to yourself?
This doesn't even make any fucking sense, dude.
It really doesn't.
This is try-hard shit, is what this is.
If you want my opinion, this is a bunch of try-hard shit.
All right.
He makes it.
All right.
He makes it here.
Let's fucking hurry up and get here.
He makes it down.
All right.
Jesus fucking crazy.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, y'all.
Oh, my God.
I just want to put, I just want to make another observation.
These are white people.
Just saying.
Oh, my God.
I'm just saying, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right, I think we've seen enough.
I think we've seen enough of this, okay?
And this guy's orgasming over here from this shit.
Oh, my God.
This guy is orgasming him.
Look at this guy.
Holy fuck.
Well, how are you feeling with your feet on the ground, man?
Oh, I'm shaking like fucking.
Oh, my God.
All right, get this fucking guy.
Get this fucking guy out of here.
All right, look, Hitler's dick, dude.
That was fucking gross, dude.
Seriously, that was fucking sick.
You know, you never cease to amaze.
You know that?
You never cease to amaze.
We just, folks, if you were just tuning in, we just saw some idiot, all right, parachute off of a cliff with the damn goddamn parachute attached to his fucking skin on his back.
Yen tech says that these are New Zealanders.
Well, you know, what else is there?
What else is there in New Zealand?
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ, it was fucking sick.
I'm just saying, baby.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, another video donated by Hitler's dick.
He said another one.
Hope you're seeing a pattern with the sexual deviance.
All right.
Y'all saw that last video.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Once again, Hitler's dick requested this.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
Folks, viewer discretion is advised.
And why do I say that?
Because of this fucking cheese whiz guzzling trailer park living fat fucking human puppy that we're about to fucking see thanks to Hitler's cock dick.
Whatever the fuck.
All right, play this shit.
Viewer discretion is advised, please.
My pup Dino and a special guest, Pup Marshall.
Oh my god.
Ain't that America?
The home of the free.
Ain't that America?
You and me.
Ain't that America?
The home of the free.
Yeah.
Little pink hat.
Oh, no.
There's ah, no.
My god Fucking thumbs down this shit.
Oh, my God.
This is pup play.
This is human pup play, by the way.
All right.
This is happening in some household right now in your neighborhood.
Human Pup Play And Trust Issues00:03:53
That's what kind of sick deviant times that we are living in right now.
Now, Dino is also my beta.
I know, this looks like Asmodor, by the way.
I'm just saying.
I'm not saying it's him.
It looks like him.
I'm just saying.
I'm not saying it's him.
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
And this looks like I said, this looks like this is happening in a single wide trailer.
All right.
I'm just saying, take a look at this fucking shitty ass 19, fucking 40s granny goddamn bedspread that he put over his shit, fucking piss and poop stained couch personal space.
Oh my god, this is fucking disgusting dude boy.
Hey, wait a minute.
This guy look, this guy's got one leg.
This guy's got fucking one leg.
Don't tell me that this is a vet dude, don't and i'm not talking about a vet, like in a fucking veterinarian.
Don't tell me that this is a veteran here.
This guy's got one fucking leg.
So on top of pup play.
This fat ass over here is getting freaky with this one's nub.
Oh my god, oh christ, he's getting freaky with it.
Oh god, oh no, we don't want it, we don't care.
Come on pup, there's another one.
There's another one.
For fuck's sake, are you fucking kidding me?
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh my god dude, what he's kind of shy.
Oh my god, give me a fucking drink.
Please frame just yet.
Not sure if he's okay with the situation.
Folks, i'm sorry okay seriously, i'm sorry that you all have to see this.
Hopefully, eventually Hitler's dick requested this, where he's gonna be okay for us to interact with him.
Oh my god, same thing with other pups.
He will act the same way.
Come on, it's okay.
It's okay.
He's acting like a shy puppy, this fucking old fat fuck in the white over here.
I'm talking about the white headdress.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
I mean, what the fuck?
And why?
I mean, seriously, why, dude?
I think it's something to do.
Pause this, okay?
We only have 24 hours in a day to live.
Okay, 24 hours in a day.
And in that process of a 24-hour day, you've got to fit in whatever it is that you do for money.
And then you got to fit in whatever it is that you do with your family, if you have one.
Then you got to do whatever it is with your personal life.
Then you got to do whatever it is that, I don't know, lets you blow off.
See, there's not enough time in the day.
How do these people have fucking time to do this shit?
I mean, seriously, this is just a fucking waste of time.
Them approaching.
Oh, my God.
Thanks, Obama.
Good boy.
And I seriously believe that psychotropic drugs have a lot to do with this as well, folks, okay?
I think that psychotropic drugs have a lot to do with this type of sick behavior.
I have trust issues, so it will take some time to build that trust.
He's got trust issues.
This fucking stupid.
Ah, Christ.
And what is this, Arnheim?
And it looks like those dogs taking too many frag grenades in NAM.
Dude, don't fucking do.
They're not Vietnam veterans, boy.
Don't you ever fucking compare Obama's army over here to Viet fucking NAM.
All right.
Here, there it is.
This is what's happening right now in America, folks.
Psychotropic Drugs And Vietnam Veterans00:12:10
All right.
is it i mean so whenever you idiots claim that well there's nothing wrong with bronies and enemies and furries and all this other shit this This is right here.
Okay.
This is what's up right here.
Look at this.
You got to treat these idiots like you're fucking mutts.
See how he interacts.
Interacts with my pup Dino.
With my pup Dino.
Oh, God, dude.
I can't believe this is the reality I'm living in here.
You know, it seems like every day I wake up, fucking Satan is like, hey, ghost, you thought you were freaked out today?
Well, here, take a whiff of this shit, huh?
Why are you doing this, Satan?
Because, ghost.
This entire goddamn ridiculous world is mine.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
This entire world is mine.
Just take a look at this goddamn video that you're watching now.
Take a look.
This is my world, what you say, huh?
Yeah, this is my fucking world.
All right.
Thanks a lot, Satan.
We really do appreciate it, by the way.
I think you did a great job.
All right, take this shit out of here.
All right.
I've had enough of this.
I've had just about enough of this.
Once again, Hitler's dick requesting that right there, okay?
Now, on top of Hitler's dick having a back-to-back, he requested a back-to-back-to-back.
So he's got another one.
And he claims that this is his last one.
And he said rated R for Reddit.
I don't even like Reddit.
I don't even know what the fuck that means, but rated R for Reddit.
Here is Hitler's dick.
All right, everybody.
Hold on.
Oh, God, man.
Where do you find this fucking bullshit, dude?
I mean, seriously, where in the fuck do you find this sick trash?
Once again, everybody, viewer discretion is advised, please, okay?
Viewer discretion is advised.
Two goofball assholes.
Rated R for Reddit.
Hold on, this better not.
All right.
Hello.
Hello, fucker.
Oh, my God.
This is Larry.
We're going to have a hot fucking video.
Well, it's not going to be a hot.
It's just going to be us fucking around.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
And I want you all to know.
Pause this.
I want you all to know, take a look at the surroundings of these people.
All right.
The last goddamn video looked like it was in a single wide trailer.
This one looks like it's in some shitbag apartment with a futon, okay?
There's not much furnishings around.
So it tells you what their priorities are, is what I'm saying.
All right.
What you watching?
TV.
I'm kind of fucking cheap with you.
Man, I wish I could slap the goofy at this motherfucker.
I'm not even joking around.
I'd slap the goofy out this dumb son of a bitch.
Why are you watching that?
I'm not watching Oprah.
What is it?
It's TV.
See, watch it.
See, you know what?
I'd rather watch porno.
Right.
What a shock.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fucking fucking bitch.
Now he's beating him with a carrot.
I gotta pump your fucking head up with this shit.
Fuck me up, baby.
Oh, here, here you are.
Let's fuck your fucking shit.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Hitler's dick.
Yeah, we really needed to be exposed to fucking losers.
Fucking waste of human life.
Piles of human protoplasm like this.
Yeah, I really appreciate it, dude.
Thanks a lot.
I want to browse Mickey Mouse all over my project shit.
Pick off a Mickey Mouse.
Oh, my God.
These are built in my style.
Hold on, pause this.
What is it?
Bad news.
The guy in the yellow pup mask with the missing leg was a vet.
His name is Richard, and he died October last year.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What of the AIDS?
Oh, God.
All right.
Play the rest of this.
Dirty as shit.
And he's caught my disease.
My mouse.
I mean, are these guys attempting to be furry three stooges or some shit?
Get your hand that's my remote.
Where's my remote?
God damn it.
I don't know what your remote is.
Oh, you're all right.
Give me my remote.
Yeah, you know, give your remote on remote.
Give me a remote, baby.
Ain't that American?
The home of the free.
I'm on kiddish and pushy.
Now get me hot, and I'll shook your dick or something.
Oh, Christ.
Don't say it.
All right.
And what is this?
Umbrella Corporation.
Goofy Bro.
Goofy Bone really let himself go.
Goofy Ball really let himself go.
Umbrella Corporation.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
Give me my drink.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you very much.
All right, let's see.
We've got Skina Max.
We've got Beta Max.
We've got Fuck Max.
Let's watch Fuck Max because that's where they put the hot shit.
There we go.
Oh my God.
Let's see what they got here.
Oh, fuck yeah.
To think two goofs actually thought that this was a good idea to put on the internet.
Let's turn on PBS.
No!
Public beatdown service.
Oh shit, man.
Come on.
I'm going to watch my fuck max.
God damn it.
All right.
So where are we going on Todd?
It's not.
No, it's just.
I just.
I've gotten to a point where I need the hard shit.
That's all I got, sir.
All right.
All right, how long?
All right, he's done.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, Hitler's dick, dude.
That's enough.
I think we've had about enough.
That's enough.
That's enough.
And yeah, I know I'm losing viewers, dude.
I get it, man.
But once again, Hitler's dick over here, okay?
Hitler's fucking dick.
All right, now that we are done with videos, I think I owe some people some radio graffiti hair.
So what I'm going to do is I'm no, he died after finally catching the truck.
I don't know what the hell.
I don't even want to speculate what the hell that means, dude.
All right.
But anyway, let me leave you guys with something here so that I can, you know, hook up the radio graffiti and all that good stuff.
So let me go ahead and take a look into my, you know, I feel black today.
You know what I'm saying?
Now we're going in from Taco Tuesday.
It's about 4.45 here at the Go Show Studios.
I'm feeling a little black today.
And Hitler's dick, he said they live like this ghost.
This is an edited version from X videos, X-rated videos.
It was originally explicit.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
I don't even want to.
I don't even want to know.
I don't even want to know.
I don't even really care.
Okay.
But let's get to some gangster shit, okay?
All right.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to take a break.
Okay.
And when I take a break, I'd like for each and every one of you to just hold your horses.
Wait a minute.
That's a bad pun here.
Just hold on.
All right.
Because we got a lot of fucking bronies in here.
They're like, oh, my God, horses.
Anyway, I'm going to hook up the radio graffiti.
And when I come back, it'll be radio graffiti time.
Now, what I'm going to leave you all here with is some.
I feel a little black.
I feel a little black gangster.
All right.
So I'm going to leave you all here with somebody by the name of Spice Motherfucking One.
If y'all have never heard of Spice One, it's probably because you ain't really listening to old school gangster ass rap.
Anyway, you got Spice One queued up, engineer?
Man, man.
All right, let's go ahead.
I'll be right back.
Play a little Spice One.
And when I come back, Radio Graffiti Time.
Does everybody understand that?
All right, get it.
Got it.
Good.
I'll be right back.
Here it is, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll be right back.
Let me get the radio graffiti hooked up.
A little bit of Spice One, baby.
I love what he does that.
When I come back, radio graffiti time.
Take that goddamn shit off my hand.
I'll be right back.
Giving them niggas bitches.
Smokin' him with a fitness cusser Ain't no nursing, I'm just No, I'm not no punk-ass bitch We're glad to let him hit the hot skin SPIC ain't getting hard to kill.
So sit your ass down.
Don't you glitch my itch.
Holliness with the drug game under my trench.
Got the whole library still to Smith and Wesson.
Serving your ass like Silent Dressing.
So prepare to catch a hot slug from my OG thugs.
Leaving your bloody body in the mud.
Busters can't see me, my ooze goes back.
Busters can't see me, my ooze goes.
Thought you were my nigga, but you set me up.
Tried to set me up, tried to watch me, tried to wrap me up.
Yeah, I love this.
This is 1994 right here.
1994, gangster.
I need more fear.
Shit up, straight streets, me, man.
My destination ain't too far.
There's a smobs in my raptop.
Gangster calls to come and get ya.
I'm taking red rhyme.
Don't need a damn thing for the chase, cause I like the taste.
1-8-7 artists.
Play your cash like a Sega botches.
Back in the game, knocking out Tifas.
Blowing motherfuckers into Reese's pieces.
Busters can't see me.
My oozy goes back.
Got some more here, baby.
This is some gangster shit.
This is the real gangster shit.
This is when gangster rap was really gangster rap.
You know what it is.
You know what it is.
Busters can't see me, my oozing goes back.
Rocks, clap, hit me, wanna see me too Hey, juice, everybody, guys, give it a baby As I raise up, I go Feel me on the riller.
With your shit, Johnny, I'm a kid.
And they're even big beats like that.
So keep your hammer cut.
Aside from the hard-ass flow, they didn't even make beats like this, you know.
Busters can't see me.
My ooze it goes bang.
All right, shut up.
Hard Ass Flow And Ending The Show00:05:37
All right, we get it.
All right.
Anyway, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me once again.
We are, you are listening to another edition of the Go Show.
I do want to say thank you all for chilling here with me.
I know that it's kind of long, etc.
There was a lot of pre-donos for Christ's sake.
So, you know, it is what it is.
Jesus Christ, please excuse me.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, shall we?
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
Oh, shit, wrong one.
That's IP2.
Radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
All right.
The part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code right there: 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
Does everybody understand that?
And by the way, let me go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
You know, since I'm probably going to end it after Radio Graffiti, all right?
All right, so let's just go ahead and let's just open up the treasure chest.
But before I do, let me take one more hit of some fucking marijuana dealer.
I'm sorry.
And don't call me an alcoholic or an addict or shit, man.
I'm not an addict.
All right, let's go ahead and do this here.
Where is this?
Oh, yeah, baby.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Hold on, I'm going to take one more smoke, and then I'm opening up the damn treasure chest.
I'm feeling good, baby.
All right, we're almost here at five in the morning.
We're almost here at five in the morning.
And uh, I'm drinking, I'm smoking, baby.
Breakfast of champions, breakfast of goddamn champions.
Let me smoke this.
That's it.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead.
I got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
All right, let's go ahead and open up this treasure chest for everybody who's been listening.
And let me tell you, it's five almost five in the morning here over here at the Ghost Show Studios.
Cheers to everybody who's still here chilling with us.
So let's go ahead and distribute the 1,500 lemons that are in the treasure chest.
Is everybody ready?
And like I said, folks, it pays to listen to old ghost.
All right, you listen to old ghost for about what, maybe a couple of weeks' worth of shows.
You could literally exchange 4,250 lemons for 50 USD.
So, and if you're outside the United States, you can actually interchange them for Bitcoin and shit.
I'm not even joking.
They have that kind of shit or cryptocurrency.
I'm not too sure if it's Bitcoin.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Is everybody ready?
Let's go ahead and distribute.
And when I distribute the lemons, please post however many lemons that you got.
And I will go ahead and say how many lemons the top five lemon getters got.
Here we go.
In five, four, three, two, one.
Distribute those lemons, baby.
Hold on, who is this?
The hell is this?
Uh, Billy F.U. Breakfast of Depression.
Oh, come on, dude.
I ain't depressed.
I'm living.
This is my fucking world, baby.
I'm living my life.
I'm living my fucking world, okay?
Okay, here it is, folks.
It is currently being distributed right now.
So let's see who gets the top five getters.
And once again, whatever you get, post it in the chat room if you'd be so kind.
And where is this?
Where did y'all get this sticker of tits with a fucking pizza?
Where the hell did you get that?
Anyway, let's get to the top five.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Hold on, especially when there are many, many of them.
All right, Gino, I'm not doing.
I'm not.
Oh, you fuck, dude.
All right, what I'm going to do.
Hold on.
Let me just get through with the fucking lemons.
All right.
Fuck Ghost Mods got 202.
Okay.
Pettus, I don't know where the fuck he came from.
He got 116.
Okay.
All right.
Janker 44 got 84.
Zen Lion got 67.
And En-ROAL got 56 lemons.
Okay.
All right.
Now, look, look, I'm serious, dude.
Gino, you did that just to be a fucking dickhead.
You know that?
Seriously, you just did that to be a fucking dick.
And I really don't appreciate that, dude.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
Any other donos that are $20, $20?
I'm not after Gino.
I'm not doing them until the next show.
So I'm saying that right now.
Okay.
Any other fucking $20, $20, I am not doing them tonight.
I am doing them tomorrow.
Or to a Thursday, tomorrow, Thursday.
Okay, because I'm not doing that shit.
I'm not.
You guys are just being fucking pricks now.
And look at this.
What the fuck is this supposed to be, Gino?
All right, put the PC shot on.
What the fuck is this?
What the hell is this shit?
White Dwarf Future And Radio Graffiti Ruin00:05:27
Time lapse of the future, a journey to the end of time.
Are you fucking joking, dude?
You ruined radio graffiti or prolonged radio graffiti for this bullshit.
And yes, I'm gonna show up on Thursday, dude.
All right, I took Saturday off.
I need to be here on Tuesday and Thursday, dude.
What the hell is this shit?
We will time travel through time exponentially.
Really?
Really?
I can't believe people believe shit like this.
The Holocene has ended.
I mean, how the fuck do these people know?
I mean, these people don't know shit.
You know, these fake scientists and shit, they don't know shit.
All right, what is this?
Kumi Sanders snake at 120.
You're welcome, dude.
What we do now, and in the next few years, will profoundly affect the next few thousand.
Dude, this is such crap.
The only conditions modern humans have ever known so far are changing and changing fast.
Nothing stays the same on this planet.
Everything changes.
Okay, now did y'all hear that, climate changers?
Nothing stays the same on this planet.
You know what that means?
That whatever changes, it's not humans' fucking fault.
Play this dumb shit.
The Earth is going into one of these jumps, and you don't know what is going to be on the other side of those jumps.
Yeah, great as a scientist.
I'm just projecting the Earth's future because, oh, look at me.
I fucking wasted my time, effort, and energy getting a doctorate in some fucking bullshit.
Things are not still.
Everything is turning.
Dude, this is so stupid.
People, thumbs down this shit.
Thumbs down this crap.
Oh, Super Volcano.
Yeah, give us, give us a, give us an all.
Yeah, super volcanoes, Mountain Nine.
The moon crack is gone.
Even though, I don't know what's covering it.
There's not supposed to be wind on the moon, so now it's being covered.
What, is that Mars with rings?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Mars has rings.
That's great.
Yeah, here's the asteroid.
That's great.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
That's great.
All right.
That's that's fucking great.
As it begins to run out to fuel, the sun won't simply fade away to nothing.
its core will collapse and the extra heat this generates will cause its outer layers to expand and what We're supposed to stop that by taxing people from breathing.
It's remains slightly different.
We're supposed to do taxing people for breathing.
The sun becomes a white dwarf, and the earth is no longer this fucking stupid, hippie, fucking fruit bowl leftist playground that we all anticipated was going to be.
Fucking leftists.
One day they must all eventually die, and the cosmos will be plunged into eternal night.
I've had enough of this.
All right, let it go to four minutes.
Get it out.
All stars eventually will run out of fuel.
The temperature of the universe drops.
The stars one by one.
Is that fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson?
Dude, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
I'm tired of people fucking put he is the affirmative action fucking scientist.
This guy got his degree.
I'm talking his, you know, you know, his pre-graduate work.
I mean, did y'all know a Caribbean ballroom dancer?
Okay, that's what he fucking majored in.
I'm not even kidding around.
And then when he came to his graduate work, he's like, what should I be?
How about an astronomer?
And what the fuck is an astronomer anyway?
It's bullshit, is what it is.
It's fucking bullshit.
All right.
What the fuck?
Give me one scientific breakthrough that Neil deGrasse Tyson has done that has been significant in the realm of science.
He has done nothing.
He has written nothing but a bunch of stupid fucking papers that nobody reads.
Astronomer Major And Caribbean Dancer00:14:48
But because he talks like an arrogant asshole, he's the perfect person to be putting up.
Oh, I know everything.
I know everything.
I'm the educated black man, even though I don't actually science.
And even though my pre-graduate work had a lot to do with Caribbean bullroom dancing, I'm the affirmative action scientist.
All right, fuck you, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
You're a piece of shit.
All right, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
That's Radio Graffiti.
And do we have calls waiting for Radio Graffiti Engineer?
All right, well, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, here it is.
All right, let's get to fucking Radio Graffiti.
Who do we have here?
How about Ghosts Free Time, Radio Graffiti?
Pettish, Radio Graffiti.
First of all, I was playing Fortnite.
It's a fucking great game, and I like it.
All right.
Would I advise anybody to play it?
Absolutely.
Yes.
A few minutes later.
What?
Fortnite is down.
Ah!
You know what, Pettish?
You're the one.
Take him off.
Take him out of here.
You're the one that was telling everybody that I missed a Tuesday about her two weeks ago or some shit.
And you were telling everybody that I was playing Fortnite.
Dude, I fucking hate Fortnite.
I think Fortnite is a piece of shit.
Have I tried to play it at some point?
Absolutely.
Okay.
But when I played it, I felt like my intelligence was being insulted.
So, you know, don't sit here and give me this crap.
All right.
Can we get to another one here?
How about who the hell is Banduva, dude?
Radio Graffiti.
Type Cap to ban Captain Bessie.
Oh, great.
It's this asshole.
All right.
What do you want, Captain Autism?
I've made it abundantly clear through all the time I've listened to you.
I just want you to ban Captain Bessie.
You know, you've got a fucking few screws loose.
And I think that there's third-party perspectives that come to the same conclusion.
You understand that, right?
Just ban Captain Bessie.
All right, get this fucking guy out of here for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And don't egg them on in the chat room fucking putting cap and shit.
Don't fucking egg them on, you milky liquors.
All right, who the fuck else do we have here for heaven's sake?
Uh, let's put some people out.
How about how the hell is this?
How about ghost-busted radio graffiti?
Type Captain Ben Captain Bessie.
You fucking stupid.
Take this fucking stupid brick bomb off of Radio Graffiti for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ, we just called on you, you fucking piece of shit.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I mean, you know, it just never fucking ends, dude.
It never fucking ends for fuck's sake.
All right, who else do we have here?
Who the fuck is this?
All right, this is Radio Graffiti, by the way.
My fans, by the way, DJ Valentino, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, what are you trying to make my show into some kind of a homosexual club or something?
And anybody who is, you know, dancing to this in the chat room, you're fucking homo, all right?
I'm sure y'all don't care.
You're like, yeah, yeah, let's sell that, ghost.
I'm a little bit of a homo, you know, so what are you gonna do about it now that I'm a fucking homo, eh?
All right, can we get to some other fucking people?
Who the hell else do we have here?
We've got uh uh dude who we got fucking the same fuck we've got the same fuck for like 20 calls, dude.
All right, y'all are gonna ruin this now for everybody.
I'm telling you, you fucking trolls, dude.
You fucking ruin everything for everybody.
All right, let's take some number calls here.
How about 760 radio graffiti?
Hey, it's Piss Goblin again.
Hey, what's up, Piss Goblin?
How are you doing?
I'm doing pretty good.
I enjoyed the show.
I just dyed my hair, so I'm back.
How's it?
How's everything going?
It's not going very good, dude.
I mean, I just saw a bunch of weird shit from, you know, a dog play to some idiot putting fucking hooks in his back and then throwing himself off a cliff.
That part, the part with the hooks I saw.
I didn't see the puppy play stuff, but the hooks, white supremacists, there you go.
Hey, you know, you got a lot of haters.
Hey, hey, Piss Goblin, you got a lot of haters in here.
Do you have a message for all the fucking hate you're taking here?
Not really, other than actually be funny.
Yeah, I do agree.
Yeah, no shit.
Come up because, like, a lot of them are just trying very hard, and it's not, it's not getting to me.
I like, I like kind of stirring the pot, though, but they're just not fucking funny.
No, I hear you, man.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it, Piss Goblin.
Do you want to give any shout-outs to anybody?
I guess Cornhog again.
I don't have a whole lot of shout-outs because it's not like a lot of the people in the chat like me very much, but Cornhog's pretty cool.
Are you a part of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room by any chance?
I'm not.
I mean, I've sent you like a shit ton of money, realistically, but I am not part of the I'm not part of the chat now.
Yeah, well, you know, try to consider it.
I mean, we've got, we've got, you know, we're not like these assholes, all right?
Even though some of them still may be trolly fucking pieces of shit.
Oh, wait, wait a minute.
Never mind.
Ezreal's in there, and you might have a big, yeah, drama shit.
Yeah, I'll have to call you back later, but thank you so much for picking me up.
All right.
Well, thank you very much, Piss Goblin.
I appreciate it.
Let's get to some more people here.
Who else do we have?
Hold on, before I take another caller, let me get a fucking drink here.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All these fucking sick fucks.
Ghost hitting on Piss Goblin.
Dude, fuck off.
I was hitting on Piss Goblin.
Hey, Tranny, play your role and shut the fuck up and clean the kitchen.
All right.
A chat room merchant.
All right, dude.
Look, I'm going to end the fucking show if you idiots in the chat room keep disrespecting me the way you fuckers are.
All right.
I'm serious.
Shut the fuck up or I'm ending the fucking show.
All right.
And by the way, Art Hyman, dude, what's your problem, dude?
Seriously.
All right.
What the fuck's your goddamn problem?
All right.
Who else do we have here?
We've got, let's take another number here.
How about 336?
That's not even funny.
Etika didn't deserve this shit.
Whatever, you idiot.
All right.
I was legitimately celebrating Etika's death on Tuesday with a nice swim.
I eating a bucket of KFC for heaven's sake.
I mean, instead of having a discussion about mental health, we should be being macabre about it.
Hashtag Bridges for Etika.
This is what you get, nigger.
Take your shit.
Take your shit!
Take it off, man.
God damn it.
Everybody knows that was a fucking splice, dude.
Okay?
Fucking shit, you fucking trolls, for Christ's sake, man.
I never said that, okay?
Now, I did celebrate Etika's birthday.
Was it a couple of weeks ago?
He would have been 30 by taking a swim in a pool and then doing karaoke with that David Bowie song, Heroes.
You know what I'm talking about.
That one song.
I wish I could swim like the dolphins.
Like dolphins can swim.
Anyway, you get it, right?
And then it breaks off into the chorus, you know, and we can end hero just for one day.
So anyway, let's get back to the goddamn radio graffiti, please.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell is this?
How about the vaccine radio graffiti?
Type cap to bam Captain Beth.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You know, let me tell you something, Captain Autism.
You're a fucking dumb piece of shit.
I can't believe that you're a part of my ghost show chat room, you fucking dumb, stupid, fucking brick bong tard.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You see what I got to deal with here?
Y'all see what I got to deal with here, folks?
Jesus Christ.
Let's get another number here because let's just get another number for fuck's sake.
Who do we got here?
989 Raider Graffiti.
Hey Ghost, guess who?
No way.
Yeah, it's me, big Muslim.
So how are your grandson doing?
Don't you even go there, you fucking piece of shit.
Do you understand me?
Don't even play tickle not Smithing.
That's all.
Look, don't call back to Radio Graffiti again.
Do you understand me?
I'm going to call it an invitation.
How long?
No, you don't fuck you.
Shut up.
Shut up, you sick fuck.
God damn it.
Get this fucker off the line for fuck's sake, dude.
All right, first and foremost, this idiot used to call me back in my true capitalist radio days.
He's a sick fuck, and I don't want to hear from him ever again, for Christ's sake.
He noticed, how's your grandson?
However the fuck this fucker talks, Jesus Christ.
Give me my smoke.
You know what?
Give me my smoke.
Give me my fucking smoke.
Give me that shit.
Jesus Christ.
Ain't that America, huh?
It's past five in the morning.
I'm sitting here fucking with you people.
You understand that?
You know, it's and what?
What is it?
What?
What the hell?
Anonymous, press fap to fap.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Press fap to fap.
No wonder you put your fucking name as anonymous, you fucking moron.
All right, I'm on Smoco here.
Everybody just calm down.
And by the way, Pettish, you know, I hate to bring this back up, but you better be kissing the ass of Dark Mean Magician Girl.
All right, I'm serious.
You better be kissing that ass.
All right.
You better be kissing that ass.
All right, let's see.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
All right.
Let's get back to Radio Graffiti.
Let's take one more.
Dude, it's the same.
I think it says fucking Captain Autism.
Every fucking number.
I'm not even kidding around.
Let's take another number.
How about 310 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, you guys.
How you doing?
What's going on?
How you doing, dude?
Hey, it's the Geeky Beater.
Hey, what's up?
It's the Geeky Beater, dude.
What's going on?
How you doing?
Nothing, Jeff.
Thanks for showing, making me laugh.
Every time I see the time I watch you, hey, dude, cheers.
And by the way, I know you patronize other shows, but I'm really glad that you stick with us here, dude.
So cheers to you, man.
Yeah, cheers.
And shout out to Flamenca for helping me find you.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You're down with Flamenco and the bisexual or whether you buy curious boys.
No, I'm straight.
I'm Indonesian.
All right.
Well, cheers to you there, the geeky beaner.
Thank you very much, man.
You want to give a shout out to anybody else but Flamenco?
Tim Bull.
All right, dude.
Well, thank you very much, dude.
Cheers to you, by the way, man.
Thank you very much.
What is this?
Billy, F, you just dropped the diamond.
Winter the Wolf wants on.
All right.
Well, what the fuck?
I don't see a Winter the Wolf on here, dude.
Hold on.
Let me see if I find a Winter the Wolf on here.
Where's Winter the Wolf?
I don't even know.
Are you posted up as Winter the Wolf?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, are you on a number?
I mean, Jesus Christ, can you give me a little bit?
Oh, no, here it is.
I see it.
All right.
I see it.
Calm down.
I see it.
All right.
Here it is.
How about Winter the Wolf Radio Graffiti?
Hey, guys, you can hear me properly, all right?
Yeah, what's going on, dude?
I just want to say, I'm with the wolf, and I support the cap or the band of caps, Jesse.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you still there?
Are you fucking kidding me?
A tight capped a band captain?
Are you fucking kidding me, right?
He fucking hung up.
This fucking guy.
Look at him.
He fucking hung up.
Look, dude, look, I want to be honest with you.
I don't want to play this fucking game over here.
What is this?
The pet Mexican.
What's up, Ghost My Nigga?
I just woke up because I wasn't going to be able to get this.
Now, do you see this?
Anyway, I should have 10 media shares left.
Here's a childhood classic.
All right, you see what happened here?
Cheers, Faggot.
Hanging Up On Ghost My Nigga00:15:09
This fucking guy, the pet Mexican, like a typical minority, who isn't even paying for any of this shit.
It's already been prepaid for him by, I don't know if it's Skunkler or the Hyperia, or no, Umbrella Corporation, excuse me.
I don't know if it's Skunkler or the Umbrella Corporation, but either one of them, they funded this idiot.
And here I am, I'm in the middle of Radio Graffiti, and here this fucking idiot is thinking that he's special.
You know something, Mexican?
I'm not playing any more.
And I said this.
I said this before Radio Graffiti.
I don't give a shit if you went to sleep because you had some fucking burritos and shit.
I don't fucking care.
All right?
I'm telling you that right now.
I told everybody that I'm not playing any videos.
All right.
I just seen he wanted on.
All right.
Thank you, Billy.
I appreciate it.
Even though he said fucking type cap to ban Captain Dessey.
But anyway, Pet Mexican, I ain't playing yours until Thursday.
All right.
And look, feel fucking, you know, you're the head of the bus, Holmes, which most of you fucking Mexicans ain't.
You're usually at the back of the bus.
You're at the front of the bus now, Holmes, okay?
So it's all good.
All right.
I'll play yours next.
What is it?
Thursday.
I'll be here Thursday.
All right.
And it's a shame that you didn't say it, but oh, Holmes, you know, you're not paying for your own fucking video.
Yeah, you know, Pet Mexican, you're not paying for your video.
Everybody else playing for your video.
And you don't even have the common courtesy to listen to all the ghost show.
And then you want to come here and you want to fucking sit here and dictate the ghost show.
Fuck you.
All right.
So I'll play yours next fucking video.
Next fucking show.
All right.
I'm fucking tired of your shit.
You're a fucking piece of shit anyway, man.
Seriously.
Ungrateful minority.
Ungrateful minority.
Shout out, Billy F underscore you for letting my drunken autism flow.
You the man.
Great.
Thanks, Winter the Wolf.
Yeah, all right.
That's great.
All right.
Who the fuck else do we have here?
Who the fuck is Texan capitalist Radio Graffiti?
This is fucking.
Take this fucking stupid.
Are you fucking joking?
This is a fucking joke, right?
You fucking.
Obviously, it isn't a fucking troll and shit.
I mean, for fuck's sake, man, is this what we're going to be playing on fucking Radio Graffiti every fucking time, dude?
Because I'm telling you right now, Captain Autism is going to fuck and ruin it for everybody.
You know that, right?
This fucking guy is going to ruin it for everybody.
Goddamn son of a bitch.
Give me another drink for Christ's sake.
And look, asshole, seriously, don't encourage this stupid, limey piece of fucking dog shit.
Do not encourage him by putting cap for Christ's sake, all right?
For Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah, here's the, oh, yeah.
Thanks, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Like, I'm supposed to listen to you when you donate nothing but fucking freak show shit to me.
Anyway, put the Radio Graffiti graphic on, okay?
Good God.
This is what we're doing right now.
Give me another smoke before I take another one for fuck's sake.
I'm not even kidding around.
Hey, folks, this is my life.
And like I said, do not donate any videos.
I'm not going to play them tonight.
I will play them beginning of Thursday's show, okay?
too much smoke that's it Got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, man.
Gotta let it hit the brake.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I can say, you know, who the hell just put the American gamer just posted a sticker of Tim Poole getting his goddamn beanie pulled off.
Hey, Tim Pool, I mean, what is it going to take for you to just take it off?
Just take it off.
Captain Thoughtism.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, I'm fucking smoking too much while I'm at it.
All right, let's go back to Radio Graffiti.
Who the hell else do we have here?
How about what?
What is it?
The Grand Dragon Autismo, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap.
Whoever the fuck wrote that, you're actually proud of that shit?
The Grand Dragon Autismo?
Are you fucking good?
Obviously, that's Captain Autism.
Obviously, that is Captain Autism.
So, you know, it is what it is.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about who the fuck is Tannibal Ted, Radio Graffiti?
I buy that for us.
Just helping out.
God, type cap to ban Captain Desi.
What the fuck?
Get this fucking piece of shit out of here.
All right.
What?
All right, dude.
I listen.
If I hear another fucking stupid Captain Autism fucking cap, type Cap to Batten Captain Desi.
I'm ending the show, okay?
I'm ending the fucking show.
He's ruining it for all of you.
I want you all to know this.
He's ruining it to all of you.
All right?
Shout out to Karaskin and Poop Tickler, Geno X198.
What are you talking about?
Shout out to Kara.
Where's Karaskin been, by the way?
Oh, my God.
This is my fucking show, folks, that are just tuning in over here.
If you just happen to be bored at fucking, you know, almost 5:30 in the morning where the Go Show studios are located.
This is my fucking life right fucking here, okay?
Now, once again, if I hear another goddamn cap for Captain Desi, I'm fucking, I'm ending the show.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
Excuse me.
Let's call it a winter the wolf.
Type Cap to ban Captain to Spermy the Cat.
What?
Ban Captain Dessey for Spermi the Cap.
All right, dude.
Can we just, can we get, can we move on here?
Let me take a number here.
All right.
Let me take a fucking number.
Hold on.
What is it?
Hitler's dick.
Miss Me Yet, fam.
No, I do not, dude.
I just, I can't believe that I'm taking.
I buy that.
Ended, bitch.
Cap.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this fucking bullshit.
Look at this.
I got Hitler's dick over here.
Miss Me Yet?
Like he's fucking bush on a billboard and shit.
And you've got ended, bitch, which I'm pretty sure is fucking stupid ass Captain fucking autism, man.
All right, dude.
All right.
I'm taking a couple more.
All right.
What is this?
Billy F.U. Type D to deport the Mexican and type cap to ban Captain Desi.
Dude, Billy F.U., you're encouraging this fucking tard to do that.
I want you to know that.
All right.
You're encouraging this autistic tard to do that.
So please don't do that.
Don't do that, all right.
And by the way, just for all you people, watch that for a dollar, Genome X. You've no longer done longer streams, do more video sharing, dude.
No, you have to understand, okay?
I can't do 10-hour streams every fucking time that I'm on here.
It's just not feasible.
It's bad enough.
This is already eight and a half hours.
It's over eight and a half hours that I've done this.
And here you are.
Do more videos.
Are you shitting me?
Anonymous type captive band Captain Autism.
Yeah, no shit, anonymous.
No fucking shit, dude.
Seriously.
All right, I'm taking a couple more calls here.
If I hear that fucking stupid Britbong, I'm out of here, okay?
If I hear that goddamn Brit bong, I'm out of here for Christ's sake.
All right, who the hell is this?
How about 443 radio graffiti?
Hey, what's up, Doe?
Shout out to Texan Philly Bird.
What's going on, dude?
What's up, man?
See you.
Because that call is fucking hilarious, dude.
What about Oflamo?
That call you did with Oflamo was fucking hilarious.
That is one of my favorite calls, dude.
Are you kidding me?
The call with Oflamo?
No, I said that call you did.
The call you did with Oflamo was one of my favorite calls.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Jesus Christ.
And Billy, F, you said, I'm sorry, bro.
And then Texan, well, no, excuse me.
And in Philly said, shout out to Texas Philly Bird in the chat.
All right.
Now we got a bird flock in here.
You know, it goes from bronies to anemies to furries to fucking, you know, by curious boys to now we've got birds up in here.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Who the hell else do we have here?
Let's take another number.
How about how about 715 radio graffiti?
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, what's up?
Not much.
Just enjoyed the show.
Whatever you're doing here.
All I got to do is just press everybody press G in the chat to gas the cakes and think get this fucking idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
All right, I don't condone that.
And first and foremost, Israel is our greatest ally.
All right, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, so just sit there and shut up for Christ.
That is fucking horrible.
Who the hell is this?
How about Lanes Radio Graffiti?
What they mate.
Hey yo Hey I said it up there to the third.
Did you get your gun at the person?
Did you get up?
I ain't playing with no ass.
Hold on.
Hey, Lanes, first of all, Lanes.
That sounded like he was really rapping in real time.
That sounded like an Obama phone, first and foremost.
And secondly, I mean, come on, man, is all I got to say to that.
All right.
Come on, man.
Who the hell else do we got here?
Let's take another one more number.
All right.
How about 631 Radio Graffiti?
Ghost, it's Admiral Carls.
What's up, man?
What up to the Hitman Cause?
What up, dude?
My mother, man.
Just sitting there chilling with you all this time, dude.
And I appreciate that.
No shit, dude.
Really appreciate that.
And, you know, I'm curious.
I might be a bit late on things, but what does everyone have against Captain Dessey?
Dude, I have no idea.
You know, it's this obsession with this Captain Autism idiot.
He's a freak show.
He's a weirdo Brit Bong.
And as a result, this is where we're at at this point.
But Captain Dessey is okay.
All right.
He is okay.
Because, like, I haven't like I haven't seen Captain Dessey even in the chat room for like at least a year.
So, like, if he's even here, what difference would it make?
Well, let me explain.
He's still in the ghost show chat room, and he does occasionally show up in the ghost show chat room.
And then, when he shows up and you know, he's actually providing some pretty good conversation.
Here comes Captain Dessey.
And, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's stupid.
It's, it's retarded.
All right.
It's autism, man.
Well, what are you going to do?
I don't know what I'm going to do, man.
But anyway, the Hitman cause, cheers to you, man.
One of my blacks, by the way.
I just, you know, I wanted everybody to know that all you people that claim that I'm some kind of a, I don't know, white nationalist or whatever the fuck you think I am, you know, I'm just, that's one of my blacks.
That's one of my blacks that's listening to me right now.
And I want to say cheers to all my blacks that are out there hanging with me right now, baby.
I mean, it is 5:30 in the morning out here at the Ghost Show studios, baby.
And I'm drinking and I'm smoking the breakfast of champions, baby.
All right.
All right.
Who the hell else do we have here?
All right.
Who the hell else do we have here?
We got oh my god.
Who should I choose here?
Because, like, you know, some of these, I uh, here, let's say, let's take this guy.
Uh, how about 479 Raider graffiti?
Yo, what's up, ghosts?
It's unparalleled aesthetics.
Hey, what's up, dude?
How you doing?
The guy who introduced me to fucking Japanese City Pop.
What up, dude?
Yeah, so dude, just listening to some City Pop right now.
Smoke like two joints, dude.
All right, man.
Cheers to you, man.
Thank you for listening, by the way, dude.
Yes, anytime, man.
I heard you talking about the 32X and like the Genesis earlier.
Well, I was actually talking about the Dreamcast, and somebody brought up the 32X.
But the reason I brought up the Dreamcast is because somebody had donated the Dead Kennedys, which was, you know, a song that was in Tony Hawk 2, I think it was, which was on Dreamcast.
And that's why I made that reference.
Pro Skater's a fucking classic, dog.
Dude, I liked it, dude.
I actually liked most of the titles that came out on Sega Dreamcast.
It's unfortunate that it didn't become a success because it was the last time I ever bought a game console.
Yeah, Dreamcast kind of sucked, man.
They didn't have any good games for it.
Like, they had more for the Genesis and Saturn, but I think they were just ahead of their time.
Dreamcast Failure And Pro Skater Classic00:09:00
That's all I'm saying.
They were ahead of their time.
Anyway, man, you want to give a shout out to anybody out of here, man?
Yeah.
Shout out to Captain Autism.
Captain, get this fucking guy out of here.
Here I am.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to talk gaming with this faggot.
Baggette.
I said bagged, by the way.
I'm sorry.
Look, dude, I'm done, dude.
I just, I can't deal with this shit anymore.
I can't fucking.
I'm sorry.
I really am sorry for saying that.
I am really sorry.
Okay.
I want to be honest with you.
I come from an era, you know, of smear the queer, you know, and of things of that nature.
And I want to be honest with you.
That terminology was, you know, used as a form of derogatory statements towards other, even is going back as far when I was a kid, when I was like five, six years old.
Okay.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
So I am sorry.
I want to make my extended apologies for this.
And, you know, I don't know, dude.
And not to mention, I'm a little drunk.
I'm a little fucking inebriated.
So please just keep that in mind.
I am sorry, okay?
Look, I have a lot of people who are trans that listen to me, and that are not only listening, they're in the inner circle, they're in the ghost show chat room.
Anyway, why am I even trying to explain anything to you people, man?
You people don't care.
All you want to see is, you know, fucking go.
Hey, let's make fun of Ghost's granny.
Hey, let's make fun of Ghost's children.
Hey, let's make fun of Ghost's wife.
Hey, let's make fun of Ghost's fucking assholes.
All right, dude, look, I'm going to take a couple more callers here, and I'm getting the fuck out, okay?
All right.
It's 5:30 in the morning, for heaven's sake.
And I'm definitely going to be on Thursday, all right?
8:30-ish p.m. Central Standard Texas time.
Remember that.
8:30-ish is when I'm going to be on.
All right.
This Thursday.
So, you know, whenever I'm not there on time, don't be fucking throwing clocks and saying lateler and, you know, all that other fucking bullshit.
That fucking pisses me off.
It doesn't encourage me to want to do a fucking broadcast.
Do you understand that?
You know, by you fucking idiots doing that, it doesn't encourage me to want to do that.
All right.
Anyway, let's see who we have here.
How about who the hell else do we have here?
Who the hell is Mark of the Beast, Radio Graffiti?
Tell me what you just want.
Greatest, Gary.
I am at Triana.
Start up.
I have more living, I don't have to go down.
I don't know.
I'm nervous and I'm not going to leave.
Yes, no, no, no, no.
You don't have to go down.
Let me out!
Bring it over!
Bring it over!
All right, take this shit off.
Take it off.
I don't really like that you people are backmasking me.
I'm telling you that right now.
And Springtime Flowers says, I had a question for you.
Please answer.
All right, whatever.
I'm taking another couple of callers here.
All right.
Oh, by the way, here it is.
I guess you're a person that's on hold here.
All right.
Well, let's see what you got.
All right.
Springtime flowers, Radio Graffiti.
Type Cap to man Captain Dussey.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
I mean, that...
Ugh.
I'm serious.
I think I'm almost done with this shit, man.
I mean, you know, do you understand?
I mean, you guys are fucking sucking the energy out of me.
You know that?
You're fucking sucking the energy right out of me for Christ's sake.
And what is it, Geno?
Since it was brought up, the 32X was a console add-on for the Genesis to keep Sega going while they worked on the Saturn.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
The 32X, dude.
I forgot all the fucking about that shit.
It was an attachment, man.
I was thinking a separate game console.
Anyway, thank you, Geno X1987.
All right.
All right.
What do we have here?
Can we get to some fucking people that have something to say here?
Who the hell is this?
Read Radio Graffiti.
All right, first of all.
Yeah, I know.
You're trying to be a racist fuck.
First of all, you got an Obama computer, it looks like, because it couldn't even get the goddamn voice packets up to the goddamn server so we could all hear the shit.
All right, who the hell else do we have here?
How about who the fuck is Trashler Radio Graffiti?
Type Cap to Captain Dessey.
Are you fucking get this fucking stupid brit bong out of here?
All right, I'm fucking done, dude.
I'm fucking done with this fucking fucking shit.
God damn it.
I'm done with this shit, all right?
I'm really done, all right?
Yeah, fuck, take, take Radio Graffiti off, dude.
Take it off, engineer.
I'm fucking done with this show.
I am so done with fucking episodes.
Goodbye up your fucking stupid twat hole.
All right, look, I'm done with this shit.
All right, what is it, Cornhawk?
Ghost, this is my actual last donut.
Oh, really?
Really?
Take a break.
You've earned it.
Take a break.
Yeah, no shit.
I tried.
You know what?
I literally slept all my fucking days away.
Type Cap to Ban Captain Dessey.
Not Umbrella Corporate.
Anyway, listen, I slept most of Memorial Day weekend.
You know, I'm not even joking around because of doing these shows.
And I've got to do all this shit.
I literally, this past Saturday, I thought I could take a nap at 6 p.m. and I'll be up by like 8, 8.30.
And I couldn't do it.
And I slept all the way until fucking 7 or 8 the next morning.
I mean, I literally slept throughout all Memorial Day weekend, and it's all because of this fucking show.
Okay?
And I hope some of you give a little bit of a fuck, a little bit of appreciation of the type of energy that it takes to keep up with this shit.
Typecap to ban Captain Desi.
All right, fuck all of you people.
I'm fucking done.
All right.
Fuck you and fuck everybody in the chat room, okay?
All right, I guess.
I don't fucking know anymore because you know you fucking people don't deserve any kind of stability.
All right.
The type of instability that you fucking infringe upon me.
You know, I'm going to keep you fucking people guessing, okay?
Maybe, or maybe not, I'll show up this fucking Thursday.
All right, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right.
Maybe.
And fuck you, cap in here.
Don't fucking encourage this stupid brit bong, man.
Don't even encourage this stupid brit bong.
All right, I'm out of here, dude.
Fuck all of you that are out here fucking trying to besmirch me, trying to disrespect me.