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Aired: 2023-10-09
Duration: 08:57:41


=== Anti-Mother's Day Edition (14:49) ===

[00:00:01]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:27]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:29]  It's a special edition.
[00:01:31]  It's the anti-Mother's Day edition of the Go Show.
[00:01:36]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:42]  And I want to remind everybody this is episode 164 of this special Anti-Mother's Day edition.
[00:01:51]  You're goddamn right.
[00:01:54]  Hey, look, we're already got donos.
[00:01:55]  We got a whole shitload of donos coming in.
[00:01:59]  Anti-Mother's Day edition.
[00:02:02]  So you all know what to do.
[00:02:04]  The most controversial radio show on the internet.
[00:02:08]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[00:02:12]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[00:02:15]  And let everybody you know, let them all know that the Go Show anti-Mother's Day edition is in effect in the house.
[00:02:24]  Goddamn right.
[00:02:26]  And all of you pieces of crap that are saying I'm late.
[00:02:29]  I'm right on time, Milky Lickers.
[00:02:33]  Goddamn right.
[00:02:35]  I'm here on a Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
[00:02:39]  Anti-Mother's Day edition, baby.
[00:02:43]  You're goddamn right.
[00:02:45]  And I want you to invite your grandma, your mommy, and everybody else that you know is a mother because they need to hear this.
[00:02:52]  I'll tell you that right there now.
[00:02:54]  All right, let's go ahead.
[00:02:55]  I gave the engineer off.
[00:02:57]  So the engineer is not here.
[00:02:59]  So yours truly is running the show himself.
[00:03:02]  I wanted to say what's up to Verhood Merchant who said, happy Anti-Granny's Day.
[00:03:07]  Yeah, fuck you, you idiot.
[00:03:08]  All right.
[00:03:09]  Now, look, folks, the reason I came here on Sunday is because today is Mother's Day.
[00:03:15]  Oh, oh, it's Mother's Day.
[00:03:19]  And for you folks that have been around and have been listening to me for a long period of time, you know, you know that I like to conduct an anti-Mother's Day edition on Mother's Day.
[00:03:31]  And listen, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[00:03:33]  I know there's a lot of people shocked that I'm even broadcasting and suggesting an anti-Mother's Day edition, but let me tell you something, all right?
[00:03:42]  I'm tired of these stupid so-called days that we've got to praise people for shit they're supposed to do.
[00:03:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:03:50]  Like today, oh, we're supposed to praise every fucking woman that happened to shit out a couple of kids.
[00:03:57]  We've got to praise these broads and put them on a pedestal and say, oh my God, you're a mother.
[00:04:04]  All right.
[00:04:04]  And let me tell you something.
[00:04:06]  I know each and every one of you stupid, dumb mothers out here who shit out a couple of kids, thinks, oh my God, look.
[00:04:14]  Look at what I did.
[00:04:15]  I shitted out a kid and I should be commemorated for it.
[00:04:18]  I should be having diamonds bought for me for it.
[00:04:21]  And all that other shit.
[00:04:22]  Fuck you.
[00:04:24]  All right.
[00:04:25]  What is this?
[00:04:26]  All right.
[00:04:26]  Look, we got donos that we got to get to, but I got to get to something first, okay?
[00:04:30]  Shekos.
[00:04:31]  All right.
[00:04:31]  The Musky Husky bass ghost just dropped the diamond.
[00:04:35]  And here's Gray Steele.
[00:04:36]  The Democrats voter base.
[00:04:38]  And I guess this is a very good thing.
[00:04:39]  Hey, Gray Steele.
[00:04:40]  Gray Steele, you forgot the link, okay?
[00:04:44]  You forgot the link.
[00:04:45]  Now, look, let me go ahead and replay a lot of donos that came in prior to the show.
[00:04:50]  Now, this one came in a day ago, and this is probably going to encompass some Go Show, Saturday Night Troll Show, chat room drama.
[00:04:59]  So let's go ahead, Tub Guy.
[00:05:01]  Shekos.
[00:05:01]  All right, now.
[00:05:04]  I'll get to this in just a second, okay?
[00:05:06]  I'll get to the drama in just a second.
[00:05:08]  I've got a shot out thesis by a white nationalist.
[00:05:13]  Okay, we're going to get to that one in just a second.
[00:05:16]  I'm just going to replay the donos that came in here for the past day.
[00:05:20]  I don't know what's up with all these onions.
[00:05:22]  I don't know what the hell spamming onion emojis is about.
[00:05:26]  But we've got chat room drama.
[00:05:28]  We're going to have to air it out here.
[00:05:29]  Let's get to another one here.
[00:05:30]  Andrew came in four hours ago.
[00:05:33]  Especially when there are many.
[00:05:35]  And he did a back-to-back, by the way.
[00:05:36]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:05:37]  I am reading Civil War, a narrative by Shelby Fox.
[00:05:40]  All right, cool.
[00:05:41]  Very insightful.
[00:05:42]  Don't know if you know about it.
[00:05:44]  I have heard about it.
[00:05:45]  What are your thoughts on Pappy Van Winkle Bourbon?
[00:05:47]  Been trying to get a bottle of Pappy Bourbon.
[00:05:49]  I haven't heard of Pappy Van Winkle Bourbon.
[00:05:52]  Thank you, Gray Steele.
[00:05:54]  I will definitely get yours, no problem.
[00:05:56]  Let me go ahead and get to the next one here that came in four hours ago.
[00:06:00]  This one was also by Andrew.
[00:06:04]  A back to back.
[00:06:07]  All right.
[00:06:08]  Some more metal.
[00:06:09]  Same.
[00:06:10]  Some more metal, baby.
[00:06:13]  All right.
[00:06:14]  This one came in about a half hour ago.
[00:06:16]  Pookie from 713.
[00:06:18]  Ghost Baby.
[00:06:19]  Time to celebrate.
[00:06:21]  MX in the chat if Ghost Loves Single Moms.
[00:06:24]  Fuck.
[00:06:24]  Also, something else.
[00:06:27]  I'll get to what I feel about single mothers in just a second there, Pookie.
[00:06:31]  Let's get to the next one here.
[00:06:33]  This fucking pretty ass crappy.
[00:06:36]  This furry ass bastard Froppie up in here.
[00:06:39]  Black people like anime more than white people do.
[00:06:42]  Let's all pray to God on this Sunday night for the lives of the people who are in the middle of the day.
[00:06:45]  I'm so sure.
[00:06:47]  I'm so fucking sure, okay?
[00:06:50]  And look, I don't condone.
[00:06:52]  I don't condone what the hell just was donated right there for Christ's sake.
[00:06:57]  All right, let's get to another one that came in a half hour before the show.
[00:07:01]  And this is Esriel.
[00:07:02]  Now, look.
[00:07:05]  Here, let me let the dono fulfill itself.
[00:07:09]  Now, let me tell you something right now.
[00:07:11]  Esriel is a part of the drama that we're going to discuss here in a minute, but I don't want to get to it right now.
[00:07:17]  All right, but it was dramatic.
[00:07:19]  And yesterday, believe it or not, I spent a lot of time, hours in the Ghost Show, Saturday Night Troll Show chat room dealing with this drama, a bunch of drama, and I'm going to let you in on it in just a second.
[00:07:31]  Let me get to these last donos that came in before the broadcast.
[00:07:36]  I'm not, yeah, I'm not saying that, all right?
[00:07:38]  That fucking shit speaks for itself.
[00:07:40]  I'm not going to say anything.
[00:07:42]  Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond saying type BU to ban Undertale Autists.
[00:07:47]  We're going to get to that in just a second.
[00:07:49]  Let me get to these last couple of donos here.
[00:07:52]  Here's Chatelet SSB.
[00:07:56]  Typical here.
[00:07:57]  Here's to all the wonderful mothers out there taking a day off and have a nice relaxing soak in the middle.
[00:08:03]  Fuck off.
[00:08:04]  All right.
[00:08:05]  And then we got the first one by Shoe Tig Joggers.
[00:08:09]  Shoe Ting Joggers.
[00:08:11]  We'll get to yours in just a second.
[00:08:12]  Now, let me make my little bit of a soliloquy about my Anti-Mother's Day edition because this is very serious, okay?
[00:08:20]  I am tired of every year moms being put on a pedestal because they happen to just shit out a couple of kids.
[00:08:28]  I'm tired of mothers being put on a pedestal just because they had a child so they could use as a fashion accessory, as a means to gain sympathy, etc.
[00:08:39]  And I'm tired of these stupid scholastic holidays that are praising people for shit they're supposed to do.
[00:08:48]  All right.
[00:08:49]  I mean, if you're a mother and you're taking care of your child, that's what you're supposed to do, you Skankosaurus slut bag.
[00:08:56]  You're supposed to be a good mother.
[00:08:59]  You're supposed to be a good father.
[00:09:01]  Why the hell do we need some scholastic holiday so that everybody can pat themselves on the back like a bunch of morons?
[00:09:08]  All right.
[00:09:09]  And let me tell you something else.
[00:09:10]  I single-handedly blame single mothers for the absolute...
[00:09:15]  What?
[00:09:16]  I'm talking, hey.
[00:09:18]  It's time the truth was revealed.
[00:09:19]  Ghost is not dyslexic.
[00:09:21]  What's actually going on is that he's entirely blind and that it's the engineer translating things in real time.
[00:09:27]  Yeah, okay.
[00:09:28]  It's why he mispronounces every third word.
[00:09:30]  All right.
[00:09:31]  I think he is the best speaker.
[00:09:32]  All right, yeah, great.
[00:09:34]  All right.
[00:09:35]  I'm talking about dirty dishrag whore single mothers and you're interrupting me, you fucking milky liquor.
[00:09:41]  Now, as I was stating, folks, I blame single-handedly single mothers for asserting the absolute pussification.
[00:09:50]  The absolute pussification of the American male.
[00:09:54]  And I called this 10 years ago, 13 years ago, when I first started broadcasting throughout my illustrious internet broadcasting career.
[00:10:04]  And look at what has taken place since I announced that single mothers were going to destroy the males in this country.
[00:10:12]  Take a look at the soy boy landscape that we have going today, folks.
[00:10:18]  And I blame single mothers.
[00:10:19]  You want to know why I blame single mothers?
[00:10:22]  Because every time I talk to some male that was raised by some single dirty dishrag, polluted womb whore, they can literally talk the cadence and vernacular of their single mothers.
[00:10:36]  I mean, some of these damn males even have the high tenor of their mothers.
[00:10:41]  You know what I'm talking about.
[00:10:43]  Oh my God.
[00:10:44]  Hi.
[00:10:45]  How are you doing?
[00:10:46]  This is how my mother used to talk to me.
[00:10:49]  And because I had no fatherly influence in the household, this is how I talk now.
[00:10:57]  Hey, who the hell just dropped two bucks?
[00:10:59]  The N-word meister.
[00:11:00]  Distilling's lawn is quite scruffy.
[00:11:02]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[00:11:04]  But go shove it up your ass.
[00:11:06]  All right.
[00:11:07]  I'm talking about these dirty dishrag whore single mothers that are all patting themselves on their fat fucking asses today.
[00:11:13]  All right.
[00:11:14]  I blame them.
[00:11:16]  Do you understand that?
[00:11:17]  I blame the single mothers for asserting all this.
[00:11:20]  Look at it.
[00:11:21]  What is this?
[00:11:21]  Shout out to all the tranny single mothers.
[00:11:24]  Oh, God.
[00:11:25]  Hold on.
[00:11:26]  Trans abuser.
[00:11:26]  Hold on a second.
[00:11:27]  Tranny single mothers.
[00:11:30]  Tranny single mothers.
[00:11:32]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[00:11:33]  And what is this, Maga Brony ghost?
[00:11:35]  You say you hate single mothers, but you tell white men to go out and impregnate every white bitch you can, which leads to more single mothers.
[00:11:43]  Contradict yourself.
[00:11:46]  Hey, Maga Brony, listen.
[00:11:49]  I'm saying that in the context because you keep hearing these so-called white nationalists say, oh, there's a white genocide.
[00:11:56]  There's a white genocide.
[00:11:58]  If they're that concerned about the white race ceasing to exist, then why aren't they going out there and impregnating all the blonde-haired blue-eyed bitches out there?
[00:12:07]  Especially when there are many men.
[00:12:09]  What the hell is this Trump status?
[00:12:10]  A dark meme magician, girl.
[00:12:12]  Is that the real Dark Me Magician, girl, for Christ's sake?
[00:12:16]  Anyway, what's up the Dark Me Magician girl?
[00:12:19]  Here's Piss Goblin.
[00:12:20]  This is what we need today.
[00:12:21]  Holy shit.
[00:12:21]  I forgot you were doing a show tonight.
[00:12:24]  Happy Moo Moo Day, Goat.
[00:12:26]  Because it's new.
[00:12:27]  Moo Day Goat.
[00:12:30]  All right, whatever.
[00:12:31]  Okay, thanks a lot, Piss Goblin.
[00:12:33]  Here, I'm just trying to do a little bit of a soliloquy on why we should be spitting in single mothers' faces.
[00:12:42]  We should be shunning single mothers and saying, Oh, did you happen to shit out a kid?
[00:12:49]  Where's the father?
[00:12:50]  And if there's no father, call him a dirty dishrag whore.
[00:12:55]  All right, call him a dirty hole.
[00:12:58]  Do you understand?
[00:13:00]  We should not be putting these bitches on a pedestal.
[00:13:03]  Breaking strange sulfur smell and odd yellow sky reported in Paris and other places in Europe.
[00:13:09]  All Paris live cams have gone offline shortly after the strange reports.
[00:13:14]  Yeah, I'm sure they're probably fucking throwing some kind of biological agent in the air just so that they could keep the coronavirus quarantine down over there in the goddamn uh French frog land.
[00:13:25]  Anyway, uh, thank you for the breaking report there, Sunburst Unicorn.
[00:13:29]  And we got all these $2.
[00:13:30]  What is this?
[00:13:31]  Type Cap to ban Captain Desi, hard to ban Hakaruka, and trans to ban Canzabuser.
[00:13:39]  Okay, I have an idea who the hell that is.
[00:13:42]  Fucking Captain Autism, for fuck's sake.
[00:13:44]  Anyway, look, all I'm simply stating is that we should not be praising bitches today just because they happen to shit at a couple of kids.
[00:13:54]  Oh, that's great, Ma.
[00:13:56]  Oh, yeah, you just happened to shit me out.
[00:13:59]  What the fuck did you do for me once you shitted me out of your uterus pipe?
[00:14:04]  Huh?
[00:14:04]  Now, don't get me wrong.
[00:14:05]  Maybe some of you had some great parents and they left you some things and they loved you and shit.
[00:14:11]  Oh, no.
[00:14:11]  Oh, God.
[00:14:12]  It happened again.
[00:14:14]  I just talking here.
[00:14:16]  Mommy, get over here and clean yourself.
[00:14:18]  I'm fucking talking here for Christ's sake.
[00:14:22]  Anyway, as I was stating before I was rudely interrupted by dyslexic and braille over here, I'm just simply stating, I am tired of these stupid scholastic holidays, especially Mother's Day and even Father's Day.
[00:14:36]  You dumb pieces of trash.
[00:14:38]  That's what you're supposed to do.
[00:14:41]  You're supposed to be a good mother.
[00:14:43]  You're supposed to be a good father, you piece of crap.
[00:14:46]  But no, oh, I want to be praised.
[00:14:50]  All right, it's Mother's Day.

=== Blaming Single Mothers (15:27) ===

[00:14:51]  Get me a fucking diamond necklace or some shit.
[00:14:54]  All right.
[00:14:55]  Anyway, Kumi Sanders just dropped a diamond saying, I blame Jews for single whore mothers.
[00:14:59]  How the hell are you going to blame Jews That I'm telling you, white nationalists.
[00:15:04]  I'm telling you, man.
[00:15:05]  I'm telling you, white nationalists are sick bastards.
[00:15:08]  Anyway, look, I'm going to say this last thing about Mother's Day, and then we're going to move on, okay?
[00:15:14]  Now, if your mother loved you and kept your father around instead of being some fucking dirty bimbo hopping from cock to cock to cock, well, congratulations to you.
[00:15:26]  I'm glad that you got yourself a decent family and they cared about you, they nurtured you and said, you know what?
[00:15:33]  If I'm going to shit out this kid, if I'm going to have a kid, I'm going to make sure that I work for that kid and provide for that kid's future so that when I'm gone, my kid will have something that I've left and can use me as a remembrance of being a good parent and all that other bullshit.
[00:15:51]  Cheers to you.
[00:15:53]  But everybody else that has had a mother that has done absolutely nothing for them but cause grief, drama, family bullshit, fuck those bitches, all right?
[00:16:07]  Fuck those bitches.
[00:16:08]  And look, we got Kumi Sanders with another diamond.
[00:16:10]  Once again, I am black, not a sister fister, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean, all right?
[00:16:17]  And as I stated, I blame each and every one of you single mothers.
[00:16:20]  So I'll tell you something right now, all right.
[00:16:24]  If you happen to know a single mother, okay, instead of telling her happy Mother's Day, just tell her happy shitting a kid out of your fucking polluted womb day, all right?
[00:16:35]  And what is this?
[00:16:36]  $3 light mean magician boy.
[00:16:38]  What the fuck, dark mean magician girl, you bitch?
[00:16:42]  Who allowed you to use my money again?
[00:16:44]  I told you to stop.
[00:16:45]  Get back in the kitchen.
[00:16:46]  All right, that's enough.
[00:16:48]  All right.
[00:16:50]  Suck Duck for Quack says, What's your email?
[00:16:52]  Need to send you a question.
[00:16:53]  Well, fucking send it to me now.
[00:16:55]  What are you talking about?
[00:16:56]  You think I want to correspond with you?
[00:16:58]  Huh?
[00:16:58]  Are we going to whisper sweet nothings into each other's ear via email for Christ's sake?
[00:17:03]  Come on.
[00:17:05]  And what the hell is this?
[00:17:06]  Nurse Jessica goes, Please stop purchasing marijuana.
[00:17:10]  It does not help with your glaucoma.
[00:17:12]  You're already blind.
[00:17:13]  And please have the engineer stop translating these for you.
[00:17:17]  Okay, great.
[00:17:18]  Thanks a lot, Nurse Jessica.
[00:17:20]  You're probably a single dirty dish rag whore mother.
[00:17:23]  And what is this?
[00:17:24]  Review, review, brah.
[00:17:26]  Don't you dare talk about my mother, ghost.
[00:17:29]  My dad left her all alone, and she had to raise me herself.
[00:17:34]  I wouldn't be where I am today without her.
[00:17:36]  Well, no shit review, brah.
[00:17:38]  You probably look like her because you sure as hell talk like her, you fruity little bastard.
[00:17:43]  Jesus Christ, look at Kumi Sanders with a diamond.
[00:17:46]  Muslims are right about women and we all know it.
[00:17:50]  I have to concur with that one.
[00:17:52]  I think that Islam is right about women.
[00:17:55]  And any leftist that disagrees, any leftist that disagrees, why are they disagreeing when they're always out there protesting with them, huh?
[00:18:04]  I'm mad about Mother's Day because my papa ran out on out on me.
[00:18:07]  Oh, fuck off.
[00:18:08]  He said he couldn't face reality when I popped out of the cunt and he saw the wheelchair.
[00:18:13]  Popped out of the cunt and saw the wheelchair.
[00:18:18]  Fuck you.
[00:18:18]  Baby bottle, wheelchair access, baby bottle, wheelchair access.
[00:18:22]  You see the bottle wheelchair accessory.
[00:18:23]  I'm doing a fucking Sunday show.
[00:18:26]  An anti-Mother's Day edition show, and this is the kind of shit that I get.
[00:18:30]  This is the kind of shit I get.
[00:18:32]  Type Cap to ban Captain Autism.
[00:18:33]  Here's Captain Autism for fuck's sake.
[00:18:36]  To ban H-A-R-U-K-A-T-Y-P-E.
[00:18:38]  Trans.
[00:18:39]  To ban C-A-N-S-A-B-U-S-E-R-T-Y.
[00:18:42]  Okay, I finally get the point.
[00:18:46]  Ban all furries and midgets.
[00:18:48]  Okay.
[00:18:48]  Ban all transgender.
[00:18:49]  We get it, Captain Autism.
[00:18:51]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:52]  To ban Captain Deck.
[00:18:54]  We got Kumi Sanders with a diamond.
[00:18:55]  I'm a leftist who believes women are property.
[00:18:57]  Oh, dude.
[00:18:58]  Look, I'm not saying women are property here, all right?
[00:19:01]  Don't mix your misogynist beliefs with what I'm talking about here.
[00:19:04]  I'm just saying that we shouldn't be praising women for shitting out children.
[00:19:08]  Does this Andy Mother rant all because your mother didn't compensate for your disability?
[00:19:13]  Fucking views.
[00:19:15]  All right, this is coming from some fucking idiot who wants to stick a horsehead up their ass as a goddamn fantasy.
[00:19:20]  Who the fuck are you to talk, you brony piece of shit?
[00:19:24]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:19:26]  You see, I guarantee you, all these bronies, all these furries, they were all raised by single mothers.
[00:19:33]  And let me tell you where this cuckholdery is coming from.
[00:19:38]  You take a look at many of the cucks nowadays who, you know, want to call up a gangload of black guys so they can ball their wife while they're in the fucking back of a lampshade with a handy cam fucking taping the whole thing.
[00:19:50]  All right.
[00:19:51]  Let me tell you where it comes from.
[00:19:53]  And we got Kumi Sanders.
[00:19:54]  Women are fags and Jews are the, all right.
[00:19:56]  We get it, dude.
[00:19:57]  All right.
[00:19:58]  Anyway, the point I'm trying to make, oh, what is it?
[00:20:01]  CNI Dog Templeton.
[00:20:02]  Ghost, please stop walking into traffic.
[00:20:05]  It's bad enough.
[00:20:06]  I have to pull your wheelchair.
[00:20:08]  All right, we get it.
[00:20:09]  All right, you're a real funny asshole.
[00:20:11]  Well, what about this goblin?
[00:20:13]  I fully support you being a single mother raising Fluttershy's butt baby.
[00:20:18]  Okay.
[00:20:19]  Everybody in chat spam the image of goat holding Fluttergoat baby to show support.
[00:20:25]  All right, listen, listen.
[00:20:26]  That is a product of a single mother.
[00:20:29]  Anyone who is a man-child is a product of a single mother.
[00:20:32]  Anybody who waxes their carrot to fucking cartoons is a product of single mother.
[00:20:38]  And let me tell you where this cuckoldery, this cuckhold shit comes from.
[00:20:44]  Let me tell you after this no-no here by Horatio Nelson.
[00:20:48]  He says, what's going on, man?
[00:20:51]  That's right, folks.
[00:20:52]  It's another chat vote on this special edition of Ghost porking your mother.
[00:20:58]  Ghost porking your mother.
[00:21:00]  All right, choose one, two, or three.
[00:21:02]  We'll get to it when we get to yours there, Horatio.
[00:21:05]  What has caused cuckery in America are products, especially males of single mothers, that are in their room probably playing video games, probably waxing their own carrot, watching TV, and mom coming home with Alabama Black Snake that she met at Applebee's, and hearing Alabama Black Snake ball his mother with the paper-thin walls.
[00:21:31]  And what do you have?
[00:21:33]  You have the son listening to his mother getting banged.
[00:21:36]  Ah, ah, ah, ah!
[00:21:38]  And what the hell is this goddamn son of a single mother supposed to do?
[00:21:43]  They intertwined that with some kind of sexual-driven component.
[00:21:48]  And that's why they start waxing their carrot.
[00:21:50]  Listen to their mom getting done by Alabama Black Snake that she brought home from goddamn Applebee's.
[00:21:57]  All right, that's literally where cuckery comes from.
[00:22:01]  I'm not joking.
[00:22:03]  And to think that mom brings home not just Alabama Black Snake, but Tom, Dick, and Harry to come home and fucking gape her hole even that much bigger while this poor little fucking single mother child is in the other room through paper-thin walls hearing, ah, ah, ah, ah!
[00:22:24]  I mean, you know it, and I know it.
[00:22:26]  That's where all this cuckery comes from.
[00:22:28]  And I blame single mothers.
[00:22:30]  And suck duck for quack just dropped a diamond, say nothing weird, just had an inquiry.
[00:22:36]  Never mind.
[00:22:37]  All right, well, no problem.
[00:22:39]  If you want to get in contact me, GhostGotReports contact page.
[00:22:43]  Hey, everyone, start donating $10.10 with image links just to piss the hambone.
[00:22:49]  I'm not going to look at them.
[00:22:51]  You're just going to donate your money for nothing if you're going to listen to this fucking idiot.
[00:22:56]  Anyway, as I was stating, that's where cuckold connoisseurs come from.
[00:23:01]  And I am tired of celebrating Mother's Day, all right?
[00:23:04]  Most of you mothers don't even give a flying shit about your kids.
[00:23:08]  All right?
[00:23:09]  You dump them off on an illegal alien child care provider, or you dump them off in front of a video game, or you dump them off in front of a boob tube, and have that as the goddamn babysitter like a bunch of sick fucks.
[00:23:23]  You see that fucking guy with the crotch rocket?
[00:23:26]  That fucking piece of shit was a product of a single mother.
[00:23:29]  I guarantee goddamn to you.
[00:23:31]  Did you hear that shit?
[00:23:33]  That was a product of a single dirty dish rag whore mother right there.
[00:23:39]  Piece of crap.
[00:23:42]  Anyway, all right, what now?
[00:23:45]  Shoot two joggers.
[00:23:46]  What's the difference between Jews and coronavirus?
[00:23:49]  Society will eventually recover from coronavirus.
[00:23:52]  All right, that's enough.
[00:23:53]  All right, we don't need your fucking sick-ass racist jokes here.
[00:23:57]  All right, we're not being racist.
[00:23:59]  This is just an anti-Mother's Day edition of the fucking show.
[00:24:05]  And you know who the worst single mothers are?
[00:24:08]  Look, I'm sorry.
[00:24:08]  Somebody has to say this.
[00:24:10]  Somebody else besides Tommy Sotomayor has to say this.
[00:24:15]  The worst crop of single mothers are black women.
[00:24:20]  That's right.
[00:24:21]  I said it.
[00:24:22]  I'm sorry.
[00:24:23]  I said it.
[00:24:24]  Black women.
[00:24:25]  You want to know why?
[00:24:27]  Because let's just be honest, folks.
[00:24:29]  Would you ever want to have any kind of a confrontation with a black woman?
[00:24:33]  And right when you answer right now, it's probably no.
[00:24:37]  Why is it no?
[00:24:39]  It's no because you don't want this black woman start fucking shaking her head side to side, saying, oh no, motherfucker, and start fucking fucking throwing shit around all over the place, getting violent, because that is what black women think is strength, is acting a fool, acting like a goddamn ghetto fought version of themselves, breaking shit, getting violent.
[00:25:04]  And guess who is there watching their dirty dish rag whore black mother act a fool, act violent, and getting loud?
[00:25:12]  None other than the little black boy.
[00:25:15]  None other than the little black boy that is looking at that disgusting, despicable mama, acting violent, acting a fool, and screaming.
[00:25:24]  And we wonder why black males are all of a sudden prone to criminal activity.
[00:25:31]  And we want to know why black males are prone to violent acts.
[00:25:36]  Criminal violence.
[00:25:39]  It directly stems from the dirty dishrag whore mothers in the black community.
[00:25:44]  All right.
[00:25:44]  What is this?
[00:25:45]  Nick Naylor just dropped a diamond.
[00:25:47]  Damn me banging your mom really scared you.
[00:25:50]  All right, whatever, asshole.
[00:25:53]  Somebody has to say it about black women, all right?
[00:25:56]  And this is why the black community is in dire straits, all right?
[00:26:00]  All the single ladies, all the single ladies, now put your hands up up in the club.
[00:26:05]  Club just broke up.
[00:26:07]  I'm doing my own little thing.
[00:26:09]  You decided to dip, dip, but now you want a trip, trip.
[00:26:12]  Because another brother noticed you.
[00:26:14]  That doesn't help either, being you know, that doesn't help either.
[00:26:18]  Crotch rockets, come and get me, fat boy.
[00:26:21]  Don't tempt me, you piece of trash.
[00:26:23]  Anyway, standing while pooping said some fucking horrible shit on the diamond, and I'm not going to fucking repeat it.
[00:26:30]  But anyway, somebody's got to say it, unless we forget that over 85%, okay, what Mayor Ron Nuremberg.
[00:26:39]  Hello, fellow citizen.
[00:26:41]  This is just a reminder to have a very happy Mother's Day and not to be xenophobic against the Chinese.
[00:26:46]  Oh, yeah, don't say Chinese virus.
[00:26:50]  That's right.
[00:26:50]  In San Antonio, saying Chinese virus is a hate crime.
[00:26:54]  Do you call a single black mother that had three abortions?
[00:26:57]  A crime fighter.
[00:26:58]  Oh, what the fuck?
[00:27:00]  Umbrella Corporation.
[00:27:02]  Come on, man.
[00:27:04]  I'm trying to make a point here.
[00:27:06]  I'm not trying to degrade a whole race of people.
[00:27:08]  What I'm saying is, is that 85, over 85% of black births are to single mothers.
[00:27:16]  And we find no correlation with black women acting a fool.
[00:27:21]  I mean, all you got to do is go on YouTube or go on World Star and find a menu of black women acting a fool, getting rowdy, screaming, throwing shit around, getting violent.
[00:27:34]  And who's looking at that?
[00:27:36]  The black boy that's being raised by this disgusting ghetto five piece of trash.
[00:27:41]  That's who's watching it, and that's who they're mirroring in their sequence of life.
[00:27:48]  Kumi Sanders with a diamond.
[00:27:50]  I prefer white women so I can see the bruises.
[00:27:53]  Ah, geez.
[00:27:54]  What the fuck is your problem?
[00:27:57]  I like white women so I can see the bruises.
[00:28:00]  What kind of a sick fuck are you, you dumb piece of trash?
[00:28:03]  Jesus Christ, Bernie Sanders.
[00:28:06]  I am once again asking to fuck your mother.
[00:28:09]  Fuck you.
[00:28:10]  All right, fuck off.
[00:28:12]  Anyway, it needs to be said, folks, okay?
[00:28:15]  I'm going to move on from this anti-Mother's Day edition rant, but it needs to be, it just needs to be fucking said.
[00:28:23]  It needs to be said.
[00:28:24]  That's all there is to it.
[00:28:26]  That is all there is to it.
[00:28:28]  And what is this?
[00:28:28]  Auntie Jack?
[00:28:29]  Holy shit, this redneck is still going.
[00:28:31]  I thought you cried off air last year.
[00:28:34]  What are you talking about, baby?
[00:28:35]  I've been fucking on the air for the past two years doing motherfucking weekly shows like it ain't shit.
[00:28:41]  Where the hell have you been?
[00:28:42]  Besides counting the dingleberries that are hanging out of your shit funnel, you fucking milky liquor.
[00:28:48]  Anyway, as I'm stating, it is anti-Mother's Day edition.
[00:28:52]  Let's stop praising these whores for shitting out children.
[00:28:57]  All right.
[00:28:58]  Get the fuck out of here.
[00:28:59]  You have no, you're a piece of trash.
[00:29:02]  And I don't want to celebrate this shit.
[00:29:04]  I don't want to celebrate a bunch of fucking whores who shitted out mothers.
[00:29:07]  I'm shitted out children for their own fucking amusement, for their own accessory, fashion accessory.
[00:29:15]  Hey, look at me with this Gucci purse and a kid.
[00:29:18]  Yeah, blind bag Daryl.
[00:29:20]  Fuck you.
[00:29:20]  All right.
[00:29:21]  And feminist socialists just dropped a diamond.
[00:29:23]  Obama wants us to salute all mothers today.
[00:29:26]  Well, fucking salute them with your schlong.
[00:29:28]  All right.
[00:29:29]  Salute them while you're fucking pumping up your schlong so we can get a heart on there and start waving it around.
[00:29:35]  And there's your contribution to mothers, okay?
[00:29:39]  We got Kumi Sanders with a diamond.
[00:29:41]  When I fuck white girls, I pretend it's the 1700s.
[00:29:46]  All right, great.
[00:29:47]  Do you also pretend that you got smallpox on your cocktail?
[00:29:51]  Jesus Christ.
[00:29:52]  Here's women are stinky holes with a dono.
[00:29:56]  Here's a video of a washing machine to celebrate today.
[00:30:01]  Of a washing machine.
[00:30:03]  We should be showing images of nice kitchens too.
[00:30:07]  Buy that for a dollar.
[00:30:09]  Oh, great.
[00:30:09]  And look, type Captain Band Captain Desi, because you were being a spamming piece of shit, the Texas speech bitch didn't say it, all right?

=== Washing Machine Tribute (12:10) ===

[00:30:18]  I like dating black girls because you don't have to meet their dad.
[00:30:22]  Ah, dokey dokey jihad.
[00:30:24]  Dude, this is not a time to be racist.
[00:30:27]  I'm trying to make a point here.
[00:30:30]  I'm not trying to be racist.
[00:30:31]  I'm making a fucking social point.
[00:30:33]  And you idiots are over here trying to make it out to be some kind of a racist bunch of shit.
[00:30:40]  I like dating black girls because I don't want to, I don't have to meet their dads.
[00:30:44]  Get the fuck out of here.
[00:30:46]  All right, look, that's enough.
[00:30:48]  All right.
[00:30:49]  I'm going to get a cola here before I start drinking.
[00:30:52]  I'm a little thirsty.
[00:30:54]  The reason I was a little late tonight is because Mrs. Ghost made me a badass meal.
[00:30:58]  So I was having myself a little bit of a fucking meal going on.
[00:31:02]  So let me go ahead and open up a cola.
[00:31:05]  What is this?
[00:31:06]  Ghosty Wonder.
[00:31:07]  Where the fuck are y'all coming up with this whole fucking meme about me being blind, dude?
[00:31:11]  I'm not blind.
[00:31:12]  All right, so shut up.
[00:31:13]  I'm not blind.
[00:31:14]  I'm not cripple or any of that other shit.
[00:31:16]  So shut the fuck up.
[00:31:17]  Give me my cola.
[00:31:18]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:31:21]  How long does it take for a black woman to take a poop?
[00:31:24]  Nine months.
[00:31:26]  Oh, man.
[00:31:27]  Listen, stop with the fucking racist shit, man.
[00:31:30]  I am not promoting racism.
[00:31:33]  So cut the shit.
[00:31:35]  Good God, dude.
[00:31:37]  Winter the wolf with a diamond.
[00:31:38]  Don't take black girls to Applebee's then, Doki.
[00:31:41]  Okay, great.
[00:31:42]  All right.
[00:31:43]  Now, before we start the show, okay, let me go ahead and put in 2,000 lemons into the treasure chest so that everybody out here who's listening is going to get a little bit of a piece here.
[00:31:54]  There it is, right there.
[00:31:55]  2,000 in the treasure chest.
[00:31:58]  And let's go ahead and get this damn party started here since we've already done our soliloquy on Anti-Mother's Day Edition, baby.
[00:32:07]  All right.
[00:32:07]  Once again, don't praise these bitches just because they happen to shit out a couple of kids.
[00:32:14]  And what now, Piss Goblin?
[00:32:16]  Random, but that Thursday lane person who I showed you the other day, I was at least one of the first to find out about this guy.
[00:32:27]  What?
[00:32:27]  Marshall Bernsey.
[00:32:29]  What do you call a Muslim women's abortion?
[00:32:31]  A bomb diffusal.
[00:32:33]  Oh, listen, enough of this shit, please.
[00:32:35]  All right.
[00:32:36]  Enough of the fucking racist crap, please.
[00:32:38]  All right?
[00:32:39]  Good God.
[00:32:41]  Let me read the rest of Piss Goblins.
[00:32:44]  I was trying to find a not safe for work stuff on YouTube for shits and giggles and found him and posted him on 4chan years ago.
[00:32:54]  Okay, great.
[00:32:55]  Well, thank you, Piss Goblin, for your contribution to the degradation of people on the internet by finding horse shit like that.
[00:33:03]  I'm sure you sleep like a baby at night knowing that that's your contribution to human enlightenment.
[00:33:09]  I'm sure.
[00:33:09]  I'm so fucking sure.
[00:33:11]  Okay.
[00:33:12]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the first dono here.
[00:33:15]  Now, this first dono came in about a day, two days ago.
[00:33:19]  Now, I'm going to be honest with you, this coincides with some drama that has taken place in the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[00:33:28]  As you may know, there's a character that hangs out in the chat room and does the occasional text-to-speech by the name of Esriel, okay?
[00:33:36]  As a matter of fact, you just dropped a lemon right now.
[00:33:39]  Anyway, Esriel paid for an entrance into the Ghost Show chat room, and it wasn't but what, a day or two that he was in there?
[00:33:49]  It was, oh Jesus, what?
[00:33:51]  Type Cap to ban Captain Autism.
[00:33:53]  Yeah, no shit.
[00:33:54]  That fucking Captain Autism is a piece of crap.
[00:33:56]  Anyway, as I was...
[00:33:58]  What?
[00:33:59]  Lights out of Texas.
[00:34:00]  What do you call a starving African with a yeast infection?
[00:34:03]  A quarter pounder with cheese.
[00:34:08]  What the fuck, man?
[00:34:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:34:12]  Look at Piss Goblin.
[00:34:13]  Yeah, thank you.
[00:34:14]  I'm honored, bitch boy.
[00:34:15]  I'm sure you are honored.
[00:34:17]  I'm sure you are honored.
[00:34:18]  Anyway, let me get to what I'm getting at here, okay?
[00:34:21]  This guy, Esrael, and I don't know if you've been watching his text-to-speeches, but he's kind of a...
[00:34:28]  Oh, fuck, what, Art Hammond?
[00:34:30]  Hey, ghost, we know why you want us to donate $5.
[00:34:34]  It takes less work for Engineer to translate for you.
[00:34:37]  Type B in the chat.
[00:34:39]  We get it, you fucking idiots.
[00:34:40]  All right, shut up.
[00:34:43]  There's Horatio Nelson.
[00:34:45]  What is this?
[00:34:46]  T and J are walking down the street.
[00:34:48]  T has 80 cents.
[00:34:49]  Jay has 95 cents.
[00:34:51]  T finds a quarter and sees an ad becoming white for a dollar.
[00:34:56]  He sees an ad becoming white for a dollar.
[00:34:58]  Promises Jay, if this works, I come back and give you the nickel.
[00:35:03]  He walks back out white.
[00:35:04]  Jay asks, Can I have that nickel?
[00:35:07]  And he goes, Good job, Nick.
[00:35:09]  All right, all right.
[00:35:10]  Real funny.
[00:35:11]  Real funny, dude.
[00:35:13]  And look, Luna Pony, Ghost is kind of blind asshole to beat people up with his cane.
[00:35:18]  Yeah, okay.
[00:35:19]  Well, whatever, idiots.
[00:35:21]  I'm trying to explain to you the fucking drama that I had in my goddamn chat room.
[00:35:27]  All right?
[00:35:27]  I had major drama that I had to deal with last night in my chat room.
[00:35:32]  Now, as I was stating, if you have noticed the Esriel text-to-speeches, he's a little bit of an Undertale fanboy to the extreme, okay?
[00:35:42]  To the absolute extreme.
[00:35:44]  To the point where he does text-to-speeches about wanting to fuck some goddamn goat character on Undertale named what is it?
[00:35:56]  Horriel or hair, whatever.
[00:35:59]  I don't even fucking know.
[00:36:00]  I have no fucking idea, okay?
[00:36:03]  Anyway, one of my mods in the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, because he was posting like, I don't know, fucking weird goat picture.
[00:36:13]  Toriel, thank you, Toriel, whatever the fuck it's called.
[00:36:17]  All right, this fucking guy, Esriel, is wanting to fuck Toriel upper goat puss or whatever the hell, all right?
[00:36:24]  Anyway, one of my mods was like, hey, wait a minute, Estriel, calm your ass down.
[00:36:29]  We don't do that in these parts.
[00:36:32]  So Esriel says, look, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
[00:36:35]  And for whatever reason, my mod said, okay, why don't you write a report?
[00:36:42]  Like a book report or some kind of bullshit like that.
[00:36:45]  Why don't you write a report on why you like Toriel?
[00:36:50]  And maybe we won't take you out of the woodshit.
[00:36:53]  Maybe we'll take you out of the woodshit.
[00:36:55]  Everyone everywhere type capped to ban Captain Autism.
[00:36:58]  We get it.
[00:36:59]  All right.
[00:36:59]  Shut up.
[00:37:02]  Anyway, folks, what?
[00:37:05]  What?
[00:37:06]  What's the difference between ghost and a clan member?
[00:37:09]  Nothing at all.
[00:37:10]  Oh, fuck.
[00:37:10]  Dude, I'm not a racist.
[00:37:12]  I'm not a clan member or any other shit.
[00:37:14]  So shut the fuck up.
[00:37:15]  Private eyed ghost.
[00:37:16]  We know why Ghost hates Russians.
[00:37:18]  He would rather be cock-eyed than have no eyes.
[00:37:21]  All right.
[00:37:22]  Just shut the fuck up already.
[00:37:23]  All right.
[00:37:24]  Now, what I'd like for everybody to do is take a look at what I'm about to show you here.
[00:37:28]  This was donated by Tub Guy.
[00:37:32]  And I'd like for all of you that are out there listening to judge for yourself.
[00:37:36]  This is the kind of drama that we dealt with for like two or three hours last night in the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[00:37:45]  And we have yet to make a decision on whether or not we should kick this fucking Esriel out because he's a sick undertale fuck.
[00:37:53]  Now, I'm going to go ahead and show you what Tub Guy has donated.
[00:37:57]  And I'd like for some of you that are listening out there to make the judgment call yourself.
[00:38:02]  Are you all ready to see and not just see the kind of shit Esriel was posting in the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, but you're going to hear throughout the scene that you're about to see the fucking report.
[00:38:18]  The fucking report that he gave, okay?
[00:38:20]  What is this fucking braille shit?
[00:38:23]  Ghost, there's nothing wrong with being blind.
[00:38:25]  Type blind ghost in the chat if you support blind ghost.
[00:38:28]  All right, go fuck off, asshole.
[00:38:30]  As I was stating, the video I'm about to show you not only shows you images of the sick shit that this guy was posting, but you're going to hear dubbed over the pictures the actual report that was written by Esriel in relation to this disgusting fucking undertale shit.
[00:38:48]  All right.
[00:38:49]  Now is everybody ready?
[00:38:51]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:38:52]  Type Cap to ban Jackal.
[00:38:54]  Okay, great.
[00:38:55]  All right, thank you.
[00:38:56]  Ban Jackler, whatever.
[00:38:58]  Is everybody ready to see this shit?
[00:39:00]  Because, I mean, we still don't know what the fuck to do with this guy.
[00:39:03]  And I'd like to maybe get some insight from the people that are listening in now.
[00:39:07]  Hey, look, Feminist Socialist just dropped the diamond and said, Esriel, you're a bigger baguette.
[00:39:12]  And I hope you get cancer.
[00:39:14]  Oh, that's not, that's not cool, all right?
[00:39:17]  All right, viewer discretion is advised, folks.
[00:39:20]  And once again, what you're hearing being read over the pictures being posted is the actual book report that Esriel wrote and gave to one of my moderators, okay?
[00:39:33]  Just keep that in mind.
[00:39:35]  I want you all to keep that in mind.
[00:39:37]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[00:39:39]  Here it is.
[00:39:40]  Tub guy requested this one, and this coincides with the drama that's happening in the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[00:39:48]  I present to you the thesis of a white nationalist.
[00:39:51]  Is everybody ready?
[00:39:52]  Here we go.
[00:39:54]  In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
[00:40:00]  In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
[00:40:08]  These are their stories.
[00:40:10]  Now listen and watch this.
[00:40:14]  Hold on, stop.
[00:40:15]  Hold on.
[00:40:15]  Don't donate, you fucking baguette.
[00:40:18]  What?
[00:40:20]  Type trans who gives a shit?
[00:40:22]  Type trans a bad trans abuser?
[00:40:24]  Shut up!
[00:40:25]  Let's listen to this and shut the fuck up!
[00:40:31]  It is with a genuinely heavy heart that I must write this thesis of mine.
[00:40:35]  It has come to my attention that there are those present in the chat that have not been enlightened into the pure bliss and elucidation of the band Jack.
[00:40:42]  Who the fuck is doing this shit?
[00:40:43]  Who is this?
[00:40:44]  Alright, I'm pausing donations, dude.
[00:40:46]  Get this shit off.
[00:40:47]  Put the PC shot off.
[00:40:48]  I'm pausing donations, you fucking idiots.
[00:40:51]  Alright, you want to be a fucking jerk?
[00:40:53]  Kansas, obviously quite upset tonight.
[00:40:55]  All right, we get it.
[00:40:57]  We get it.
[00:40:58]  If you hate me, please don't support his fake Cap Donos.
[00:41:02]  Do not support him.
[00:41:03]  Alright, we get it.
[00:41:04]  I'm pausing the fucking donos, you fucking dumb shit.
[00:41:08]  Pause the shit.
[00:41:08]  Alright, anyway, they're paused.
[00:41:11]  Shut the fuck up and watch this shit, you dumb fucking imbeciles.
[00:41:17]  Fucking morons.
[00:41:18]  Play the shit.
[00:41:20]  These are their stories.
[00:41:26]  It is with a genuinely heavy heart that I must write this thesis of mine.
[00:41:31]  It has come to my attention that there are those present in the chat that have not been enlightened into the pure bliss and elucidation of the vagina that belongs to Toriel Dream.
[00:41:39]  For one, Toriel is a goat and his all-no goat meat is the most tender and lean meat available due to the high activity of your average goat while still being a fatty animal.
[00:41:48]  Goats, as I am sure the enlightened audience must know, are also very limber and flexible creatures, being able to leap up and down mountains with ease.
[00:41:57]  Furthermore, Toriel is a beloved character from Toby Fox's hit video game Undertale.
[00:42:02]  In the Undertale universe, Toriel is a queen and therefore a refined, sensual individual.
[00:42:08]  Furthermore, in the fantastical realm of Undertale, Toriel has control over advanced fire magic, making it 100% valid to state that the pussy is fire.
[00:42:18]  She is also a mother, and as such is a viral woman capable of rearing children, which should be the sexiest thing to any functioning man that wishes to have a successful white nationalist family.

=== Confederate Flag Symbolism (14:39) ===

[00:42:29]  I truly hope this essay has moved you all towards a path of enlightenment.
[00:42:33]  Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns that I, a humble and hopefully fellow Toriel fan, can't answer.
[00:42:41]  With sincere respect and regard, I dare ya.
[00:42:48]  Y'all hear this shit?
[00:42:51]  Only thing to do now is, and I think everybody knows, huh?
[00:42:58]  The only thing to do is now.
[00:43:05]  I mean, that's the only thing to do, right?
[00:43:18]  I mean, there's only one thing to do.
[00:43:20]  There's only one thing to do when it's...
[00:43:41]  I could fly in NO, just drop the diamonds.
[00:43:44]  What the fuck did I just come back to?
[00:43:46]  Yeah, I didn't see you.
[00:43:47]  Yeah, no shit.
[00:43:49]  Feminist socialist says, ban that baguette.
[00:44:02]  Now, did you all hear the, I don't know what, I guess the goddamn, the fucking book report that was written, okay?
[00:44:13]  The words that you heard over those images was the actual book report written by Esriel to one of my mods in an attempt to try to get us, I don't know, down with Torial or some shit.
[00:44:26]  Ozark Cat Lady just dropped a diamond and say, ban him live.
[00:44:31]  I don't know if we can do that.
[00:44:32]  I just wanted to get some insight from the people that were listening.
[00:44:35]  Go ahead, unpause the chat.
[00:44:37]  Unpause the text of speech.
[00:44:40]  The People's Republic does not approve of this shit.
[00:44:42]  Fatty fat fuck tard.
[00:44:44]  Fatty fat.
[00:44:46]  Well, let me explain something, man.
[00:44:48]  This is what we were talking about last night in the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[00:44:55]  I mean, look, we got idiots in here saying mod Esriel for Christ's sake.
[00:44:59]  Promote Esriel.
[00:45:01]  That's fucking disgusting.
[00:45:02]  He was talking about fucking goat puss.
[00:45:07]  He was talking about how fucking goat puss will make a white nationalist family.
[00:45:13]  I mean, this is how deep-seated and fucked up that we're getting here.
[00:45:18]  And what did I tell you all about white nationalists?
[00:45:21]  Oh, look, here's Esriel.
[00:45:22]  Fuck you, heathen faggots.
[00:45:24]  In the chat, I am starting the church of goat puss, and all of you can burn in under hell for all I care.
[00:45:29]  Yeah, you see what I'm saying here?
[00:45:30]  You see this?
[00:45:32]  He's dead serious about this shit, dude.
[00:45:35]  He's dead serious.
[00:45:37]  That was Kawaii Dezu.
[00:45:40]  Art Hammond, look, I don't give a shit who it is, dude.
[00:45:43]  All I'm saying is, these are sick fucking man-child thoughts.
[00:45:48]  And now you got Esriel thinking that we're the ones with the problem, huh?
[00:45:52]  That we're the fucking ones with the problem, for Christ's sake.
[00:45:55]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:45:58]  You heard the sick crap that he fucking wrote in that report.
[00:46:02]  I mean, good God.
[00:46:05]  Here's Alexander the Resurrection.
[00:46:09]  Actual footage of Ghost getting into a fight with and killing his pig wife.
[00:46:13]  Oh, shut up, dude.
[00:46:14]  All right, shut the fuck up.
[00:46:17]  Chatelet Esriel for Inner Circle.
[00:46:20]  His loyalty to his wife who must be reward.
[00:46:23]  Dude, fuck off.
[00:46:24]  Kumi Sanders said maybe Esriel as a Muslim would explain the goats.
[00:46:32]  Anyway, folks, I just wanted to give you a glimpse on what we were dealing with last night.
[00:46:38]  And I don't know what's going to happen to Esriel.
[00:46:40]  I have no idea what's going to happen.
[00:46:42]  We're having major discussions out here.
[00:46:45]  And, you know, the Go Show chat room mods are doing an investigation and seeing what's going on with Esriel, dude.
[00:46:54]  But that's just fucking freaky, dude.
[00:46:56]  That's just freaky showish.
[00:46:59]  Here's a video of a toilet to celebrate single mothers.
[00:47:03]  Oh, women are stinky vultures.
[00:47:06]  Tub Guy.
[00:47:07]  Ghost, don't worry if you're blind.
[00:47:09]  My tub is a walk-in, so you're still welcome.
[00:47:12]  Or whatever, tub guy, all right?
[00:47:15]  Anyway, on-air Thunderdome switch the channel just dropped the diamond.
[00:47:20]  I don't know if I should do that, man.
[00:47:22]  I mean, you know, I don't want to set a bad precedent to where we're thunderdoming people live on the broadcast.
[00:47:28]  I don't want to do that.
[00:47:30]  What is this?
[00:47:31]  Cap to ban autism.
[00:47:32]  Cap to ban autism.
[00:47:34]  Okay, great.
[00:47:36]  Jesus Christ look what?
[00:47:39]  Nurse Jessica.
[00:47:40]  God damn it.
[00:47:41]  Mr. Albin, what kind of rehab group do you talk to on the internet?
[00:47:45]  This all scares me.
[00:47:46]  I think you should take a break.
[00:47:48]  I have a warm bathroom.
[00:47:49]  Yeah, I should take a break, for Christ's sake.
[00:47:52]  Anyway, let me get to the rest of these donos, dude, because I don't want, I mean, it's Sunday.
[00:47:57]  It's an anti-Mother's Day edition.
[00:47:59]  And I don't want to be up here to all hours of the night for Christ's sake.
[00:48:02]  So let's go ahead and get to the next dono.
[00:48:05]  Once again, I'd like to hear everybody's kind of insight on the Esriel situation.
[00:48:10]  This is the kind of shit I'm having to deal with right now in the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[00:48:17]  You should have seen the chat room last night, man.
[00:48:19]  There was over 100 people in voice chat.
[00:48:22]  We were all trying to figure it out.
[00:48:24]  And, you know, I just, I don't even know what to say, dude.
[00:48:28]  When I saw that, I don't even know what to say.
[00:48:31]  And who the hell just donated $2 the Saturday Night Goat Show?
[00:48:35]  Fucking goat.
[00:48:36]  What the hell's up with his obsession with a fucking goat?
[00:48:41]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:48:43]  And then the pussy is fire.
[00:48:45]  What?
[00:48:46]  What?
[00:48:48]  Oh, my God.
[00:48:49]  All right, let's continue on.
[00:48:51]  All right, let me get to the next dono here.
[00:48:53]  Wolf's Revenge has dropped a dono saying or dropped a diamond saying Esriel seriously needs help.
[00:49:00]  Dude, we couldn't believe that he actually wrote a report trying to convince the chat room.
[00:49:05]  Trying to convince the chat room on liking Toriel or some shit.
[00:49:09]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:49:10]  Piss Goblin.
[00:49:12]  White nationalists are stinky boys who never had a real issue in their lives and thinks everybody owes them something because of it.
[00:49:19]  Well, one thing I agree with Piss Goblin about.
[00:49:22]  One thing.
[00:49:23]  Hey, ghost, good to see you.
[00:49:24]  What's up, fat man?
[00:49:25]  Today I just turned into an uncle.
[00:49:27]  My sister had a beautiful son.
[00:49:29]  And it's my fucking birthday main just turned love to hear one of your famous happy birthday songs.
[00:49:35]  God bless and as always.
[00:49:37]  Congratulations.
[00:49:39]  No shit.
[00:49:40]  MAGA is right.
[00:49:42]  Miss Dylan just dropped a diamond and said, this is why you need a joy.
[00:49:45]  Join see the Thunderdome Live.
[00:49:49]  You're goddamn right.
[00:49:50]  And you want to become a part of the Saturday Night Troll Show, Go Show Chat Room.
[00:49:55]  All you got to do, one-time dono of $55.66.
[00:50:00]  And I will invite you after the show, personally invite you to the chat room.
[00:50:06]  And you can see all this shit firsthand.
[00:50:08]  It was fucking pathetic.
[00:50:09]  And what is this?
[00:50:11]  And that's just one of three.
[00:50:14]  First time in history that three people beat the Thunderdome at the same time.
[00:50:18]  Hey, why are you leaking out fucking Go Show chat room shit, you moron?
[00:50:23]  Anyway, let's get to the rest of the donos here, folks, before we start getting backed up for Christ's sake.
[00:50:29]  This one is by Andrew.
[00:50:31]  And Andrew said, hey, GOAT, what?
[00:50:35]  To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand fucking Toriel.
[00:50:40]  Don't give me that pickle rick bullshit there, Wint or the GOAT.
[00:50:44]  The fuck out of here, Jesus Christ.
[00:50:48]  Anyway, Andrew requested this one and said, hey Ghost, I am reading Civil War, a narrative by Shelby Foote very insightful.
[00:50:57]  Don't know if you know about it.
[00:50:59]  Also, what are your thoughts about Pappy Van Winkle bourbon?
[00:51:04]  Been trying to get a bottle of that for a while, cheers.
[00:51:07]  I've never actually tried that bourbon dude.
[00:51:09]  That's actually rather interesting.
[00:51:10]  So Let us know how it is if you do get in contact with it there, Andrew.
[00:51:16]  Anyway, let's go ahead and see what Andrew has requested, obligating us to watch this YouTube video here.
[00:51:23]  All right, here it is.
[00:51:24]  Let's go ahead and take a PC shot.
[00:51:27]  Here it is.
[00:51:28]  Andrew requested this.
[00:51:29]  Here it is.
[00:51:30]  I regret very much what has happened about the flag.
[00:51:35]  The flag that people look at now is a flag that was carried during the demonstrations against civil rights.
[00:51:44]  It was carried by Ku plus Klansmen and all that kind of thing.
[00:51:47]  And that's what it represents to a great many people.
[00:51:50]  And I don't wonder that they're feeling pain and wanting to take it down.
[00:51:54]  He's talking about the Confederate flag?
[00:51:56]  What is that?
[00:51:57]  To ban a surreal cap, cap, cap.
[00:51:59]  All right, Captain Autism.
[00:52:01]  I think we get the fucking point.
[00:52:04]  All right.
[00:52:05]  All right.
[00:52:05]  Hey, Andrew, is this guy talking about the Confederate flag?
[00:52:08]  But to my mind, they're misidentifying that flag.
[00:52:12]  That flag represents many good things.
[00:52:14]  Man, that's a southern draw for your ass.
[00:52:16]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:52:17]  I got a southern draw, too, but that's a southern draw.
[00:52:19]  Secession to understand how some states should want to secede.
[00:52:26]  The Constitution has not been amended in 61 years.
[00:52:30]  This was the First Amendment, the Emancipation Amendment.
[00:52:36]  It was the first amendment in 61 years of the Constitution.
[00:52:39]  And absolutely the first amendment that ever had anything to do with anybody's private property.
[00:52:44]  So they saw this amendment coming.
[00:52:47]  They said, we don't want any part of this union.
[00:52:49]  We want to get out of it.
[00:52:51]  They won't get out of it, boys.
[00:52:53]  It was states' rights versus federalism.
[00:52:55]  We've had everything to do with the war.
[00:52:57]  That was a very complicated thing.
[00:52:59]  States' rights versus federalism.
[00:53:01]  Asriel, you don't have to convince me about liking Toriel.
[00:53:04]  I already do.
[00:53:06]  I also like running over blind people like ghosts and terrorists.
[00:53:08]  Darn having it.
[00:53:10]  Don't even admit that.
[00:53:11]  You're the next fucking thunderdome.
[00:53:13]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:53:15]  Seriously, you're a sick, fat, beefy tick, camel jockey fuck.
[00:53:19]  And that's all I want to know about you.
[00:53:21]  All right, sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:53:22]  We're learning a little bit about the Confederate flag, boy.
[00:53:27]  Robert Toombs or somebody once gave the best testimony for that war I've ever heard.
[00:53:33]  He said it was a war of one form of society against another form of society.
[00:53:38]  And because one of those forms of society included chattel slavery.
[00:53:45]  Chattel slavery?
[00:53:47]  It didn't, except to a limited extent.
[00:53:50]  It's always been identified as a war over slavery.
[00:53:54]  Believe me, no soldier on either side gave a damn about the slaves.
[00:53:59]  They were fighting for other reasons entirely in their minds.
[00:54:02]  That is exactly true.
[00:54:04]  Look, I don't want to take to this redneck side or anything, but the North did not save the slaves from the South.
[00:54:13]  Both sides did not give a shit about the slaves.
[00:54:17]  It only became about the slaves during the Civil War when, you know, propaganda was needed for the North to be able to, how can I say, outwill the South.
[00:54:28]  In the American Revolution, Northerners thought they were fighting to hold the Union together.
[00:54:33]  And that held true throughout the whole war, except for some people who were absolute partisans on both sides.
[00:54:40]  Far eaters in South Carolina and abolitionists in Massachusetts.
[00:54:46]  But most of the people were fighting because they were fighting for Southerners once said, I'm fighting because you're down here.
[00:54:53]  If you want stage rights versus the federal government, that's what it comes down to.
[00:55:00]  That's what the Civil War was all about.
[00:55:03]  Not allowed to do what you claim you want to do.
[00:55:05]  Which is very complicated.
[00:55:07]  Let's just be honest about it, boy.
[00:55:09]  On the contrary, having sexual intercourse with a goat can lead to many health problems like STDs and infections.
[00:55:15]  Cares.
[00:55:16]  One of these infections is called brucellosis.
[00:55:19]  Symptoms may include joint and muscle pain, fever, weight loss, and fatigue.
[00:55:24]  Okay.
[00:55:25]  Very dangerous.
[00:55:26]  I don't even understand why anybody would consider fucking a goat, but you know, then again, you know, the Middle East.
[00:55:32]  That's all I got to say.
[00:55:32]  Can we just hurry up and finish this video?
[00:55:36]  Degeneration.
[00:55:37]  Jesus Christ, asshole.
[00:55:40]  Captain Autism, can you fuck off, you stupid, dumb, imbecilic Britbong?
[00:55:46]  For fuck's sake.
[00:55:48]  Such things as identifying that flag as a symbol of racism.
[00:55:54]  It is not.
[00:55:55]  It was never intended as such.
[00:55:57]  Confederacy respected law above all things.
[00:56:00]  And moreover, a little bit more story about this flag, okay?
[00:56:05]  This is actually a flag of the South because the South, believe it or not, comprised of mostly Scottish.
[00:56:12]  That's why the Southern draw actually derives from the Scottish dialect.
[00:56:19]  Now, the reason this is Scottish is because that's comprised most of the ethnic backgrounds of the folks in the South.
[00:56:27]  The Confederate flag, as you see, has a blue X.
[00:56:31]  This X represents St. Andrews.
[00:56:36]  Okay, St. Andrew was a saint of Scotland.
[00:56:42]  That's why many of the folks in the South say Merry Xmas.
[00:56:48]  Okay?
[00:56:49]  Because instead of praising Christmas, the South threw a tantrum because they couldn't have slaves until the North bitch slapped them back into the kitchen.
[00:56:58]  It wasn't about slavery, you dumb fucking idiot.
[00:57:02]  Jesus Christ.
[00:57:03]  Anyway, as I was stating, this is what this X represents on the Confederate flag.

=== Declaring War on Terrorists (15:42) ===

[00:57:09]  And to me, and wait a minute, Distillen just dropped the diamond and said, at this stage, Esriel should join ISIS goat fuckers.
[00:57:17]  Don't suggest it to him, man.
[00:57:20]  Don't give that fucking sick asshole any ideas.
[00:57:23]  But that right there is the St. Andrews X because most of the folks in the South were Scottish.
[00:57:30]  And in my opinion, I don't think that this is a symbol of racism.
[00:57:35]  I think it's Cap Tabana Surreal, also nigga.
[00:57:39]  All right, yeah, whatever, idiot.
[00:57:41]  I also believe that this is a symbol of rebellion.
[00:57:45]  It's just a symbol of rebellion.
[00:57:47]  You're just mad because you're not balls deep in Toriel's sweet fluffy ass stirring last night's God.
[00:57:52]  Esriel, we don't want to fucking know your sick shit, dude.
[00:57:56]  Come on.
[00:57:57]  And what is this?
[00:57:58]  Andrew, he said, interesting fact about Shelby Foote.
[00:58:01]  It took him 20 years to write Civil War, a narrative, which is 3,000-page three-part book series.
[00:58:09]  And he wrote all of it with a clip pen and paper.
[00:58:13]  That's the way it used to be, right?
[00:58:15]  You get a pen and paper and you fucking write shit down.
[00:58:17]  Now we're just a bunch of idiots staring at a screen, typing our fat fucking fingers on the keyboard now.
[00:58:24]  Mach move.
[00:58:25]  The name of Allah fucking goats gives you the sign of holiness as the vaginal semen of the goat gives you the opportunity.
[00:58:30]  Oh, man, come on.
[00:58:31]  Y'all are taking this shit too far.
[00:58:34]  All right.
[00:58:35]  What is this?
[00:58:37]  Is this some kind of a big goat troll or some shit?
[00:58:40]  I mean, is this some kind of a big fucking goat troll?
[00:58:42]  This is starting to get fucking disgusting now.
[00:58:46]  Jesus Christ.
[00:58:47]  All right, let me get to the next fucking video here.
[00:58:49]  And by the way, the next video is by Andrew with a back-to-back.
[00:58:53]  Andrew donated $20.20, obligating us to watch this YouTube video and said some more metal.
[00:59:00]  Say it with me.
[00:59:02]  I declare war.
[00:59:06]  Hey, what is this?
[00:59:07]  Anonymous.
[00:59:07]  All right, great, anonymous.
[00:59:09]  We'll get to yours in just a second here.
[00:59:11]  We're going to get to Andrew's back-to-back.
[00:59:13]  What is this?
[00:59:14]  Marshall Bernsey, does this mean Wings of Redemption count as a symbol of rebellion?
[00:59:19]  Dude, Wings of Redemption is a libtard fat fuck.
[00:59:22]  I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:59:24]  I don't even know why you're praising that fat fucking piece of shit, fucking Wings of Redemption.
[00:59:28]  He's a fucking stupid, dumb fucking social justice warrior.
[00:59:32]  And we got ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[00:59:34]  Damn, ghost.
[00:59:36]  This is some heavy drama.
[00:59:38]  If you want me, if you want to get rid of the drama, I recommend you go down to 7-Eleven and get an extra large Slurpee for.
[00:59:45]  Go fuck off, asshole.
[00:59:46]  All right.
[00:59:48]  I happen to like Slurpees, by the way.
[00:59:50]  Just FYI.
[00:59:52]  Coca-Cola.
[00:59:53]  All right.
[00:59:54]  I like cola.
[00:59:56]  Anyway, let's get to Andrew's.
[00:59:59]  Let's get to Andrew's video here.
[01:00:02]  Say it with me.
[01:00:02]  I declare war.
[01:00:04]  Here's some metal by Andrew.
[01:00:06]  Let's see how this sounds.
[01:00:07]  Tell me what you think about it in the chat room, folks.
[01:00:10]  All right, this is KMFDM World War II.
[01:00:15]  All right, when is this shit gonna start?
[01:00:17]  Is it starting?
[01:00:19]  Okay, yeah, it's.
[01:00:20]  I can hear it.
[01:00:21]  I can hear it for Christ's sake.
[01:00:24]  I can hear it.
[01:00:24]  I thought we weren't.
[01:00:26]  All right, let's listen to this.
[01:00:32]  I'd buy that for you.
[01:00:33]  What?
[01:00:34]  What?
[01:00:35]  This is the real Captain Autism.
[01:00:37]  Check Discord server if you want confirmation, but these CAP donations have not been mine.
[01:00:43]  CAP is for banning Captain Desi and only Captain Ban to ban fake C-A-P-S-T-Y-P-E, B-RA-I-N-A-N-A-N-R-I-N-A.
[01:00:54]  We get it, granny fucker.
[01:00:56]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:57]  What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
[01:01:00]  One is on the cover of Playboy, and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
[01:01:05]  Oh, man, come on, man, with this racist shit, man.
[01:01:09]  My grandmother is over 80 and doesn't need glasses.
[01:01:12]  She drinks straight out of the bottle.
[01:01:14]  All right, yeah.
[01:01:15]  Thank you, Henny Youngman.
[01:01:17]  Thank you, Henny Youngman.
[01:01:18]  There's Capitol Samaritan.
[01:01:19]  There's a simple Google search of what Azrael gets off to.
[01:01:22]  I present a simple suggestion.
[01:01:24]  Fuck a fat chick and have her say moo.
[01:01:26]  Should suffice for your fetish.
[01:01:32]  Roger Stone!
[01:01:33]  There are many, many of them.
[01:01:35]  Ghost, we doxed you.
[01:01:37]  Sorry to hear about your blindness.
[01:01:39]  All right, I'm boring.
[01:01:40]  Whatever, asshole.
[01:01:41]  Harry Youngman again.
[01:01:43]  Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who will give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
[01:01:50]  It means you're in the wrong house.
[01:01:52]  That's what it means.
[01:01:53]  Oh, come on.
[01:01:55]  What the hell?
[01:01:55]  Who the hell is this Henry Youngman?
[01:01:57]  Henny Youngman?
[01:01:58]  Who the hell is this Henny Youngman, Mofo?
[01:02:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:02]  All right, we got a diamond that got dropped by dementia 2020.
[01:02:06]  When did you start streaming?
[01:02:07]  Are you talking about today or ever?
[01:02:10]  I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
[01:02:14]  He told me to stop going to those places.
[01:02:17]  Oh my God.
[01:02:18]  Okay, Henny Youngman.
[01:02:19]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:02:22]  Okay, what are you trying to conjure up the spirit of Shecky Green and the one-liners?
[01:02:26]  I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:02:28]  Can we get back?
[01:02:29]  Can we get back to goddamn Andrew's $20, $20 here?
[01:02:34]  All right, thank you.
[01:02:34]  Let's do this.
[01:02:35]  All right.
[01:02:36]  Supposed to be some metal going on here.
[01:02:40]  It's been a kind of a long intro.
[01:02:44]  So hopefully it pays off, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:47]  The doctor says to the patient, take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window.
[01:02:52]  What will that do? Asks the patient.
[01:02:54]  The doctor says, I'm mad at my neighbor.
[01:02:58]  What the fuck?
[01:02:59]  Who gives a fuck, Henny Youngman, you fucking milky liquor?
[01:03:03]  Jesus, fuck.
[01:03:05]  I'm trying to listen to this shit.
[01:03:07]  How come this shit's so low, dude?
[01:03:14]  I can barely hear this shit!
[01:03:21]  Oh.
[01:03:22]  Uh-oh.
[01:03:23]  There it is.
[01:03:24]  That fucking sound punched to the face.
[01:03:28]  And who keeps donating for fucking?
[01:03:30]  Sucker Green and the One Niggers.
[01:03:31]  Oh, shut up, asshole.
[01:03:33]  Shut up.
[01:03:35]  Fucking beefy tid art hammer.
[01:03:37]  Listen to metal digging it.
[01:03:50]  I'm digging it, Andrew.
[01:03:55]  War against all odds.
[01:03:58]  I declare.
[01:03:59]  I'm digging this.
[01:04:08]  We're fucking partying in here on this anti-Mother's Day edition!
[01:04:18]  I declare war on the exes of Mars.
[01:04:22]  All on war on combat consent.
[01:04:25]  I declare war on the war against drugs.
[01:04:29]  Wait for the first time.
[01:04:30]  This guy wants to declare war.
[01:04:36]  Warmongers and days.
[01:04:40]  People are already digging it.
[01:04:41]  Wolf Revenge, 10 out of 10.
[01:04:45]  Why?
[01:04:45]  Oh, no, oh, God.
[01:04:47]  Again, engineer, I dropped my cane.
[01:04:48]  Get the fuck over here.
[01:04:49]  Yeah, yeah, lights out and tell you, dude, shut the fuck up.
[01:04:52]  I'm listening to metal here, you fucking bag ass.
[01:04:56]  8 out of 10 from Pennis.
[01:04:58]  And difficult war.
[01:05:00]  10 out of 10, I am Ron.
[01:05:01]  You will be conducted on many sides.
[01:05:04]  5 out of 10, Musky Husky, 7 out of 10, Fried Bacon.
[01:05:07]  10 out of 10, Esriel.
[01:05:09]  10 out of 10, Dereking.
[01:05:10]  9 out of 10, Berhood Merchant.
[01:05:12]  8 out of 10, Justin Moyer and Hyperion Corporation.
[01:05:29]  8 out of 10, BDDT.
[01:05:31]  10 out of 10, Winter the Wolf.
[01:05:34]  7 out of 10, Angel Tronic.
[01:05:35]  9 out of 10, Mr. Person.
[01:05:39]  All 30s are man children.
[01:05:40]  10 out of 10, 7 out of 10 for Musa Torah.
[01:05:44]  Southern Justice, 5 out of 10.
[01:05:45]  Mehow, 8 out of 10.
[01:05:48]  I'm Sushi, 10 out of 10.
[01:05:49]  So everybody kind of digs this.
[01:05:52]  We got a general consensus here.
[01:05:54]  And hold on, we got another fucking donation from some idiot named ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[01:05:59]  Hell yes.
[01:06:00]  This is an anti-Mother's Day edition of Tonikar Radio.
[01:06:05]  I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean, you stupid, dumb, fucking half-at-tarred idiot.
[01:06:14]  You're either with us or you're with the terrorists.
[01:06:17]  You're with us or you're with the terrorists.
[01:06:38]  Everybody's fucking rocking on with their cock out to this song.
[01:06:41]  Look at the jabber, dude.
[01:06:46]  I declare war on the world of anti-choice.
[01:06:50]  I violate you to that to rattle.
[01:06:56]  Sounds a little bit of Marilyn Manson-esque, if I don't say so myself.
[01:07:16]  World War III!
[01:07:26]  The man's name here.
[01:07:27]  What's the band name?
[01:07:29]  K-M-M-F-E-M right here.
[01:07:33]  World War III.
[01:07:34]  World War Free!
[01:07:36]  The future belongs to the free.
[01:07:44]  Man.
[01:07:46]  That was some pretty good fucking metal there, Andrew.
[01:07:49]  Hold on, before I go, I gotta give that a thumbs up.
[01:07:52]  I gotta give it a thumbs up.
[01:07:53]  Are you kidding me?
[01:07:54]  That was a pretty good song.
[01:07:55]  Everybody was jamming into it in the chat room.
[01:07:58]  Cheers to Andrew for that request right there.
[01:08:01]  We're continuing on on this anti-Mother's Day edition.
[01:08:03]  We got a whole bunch of donos to go.
[01:08:05]  Let's go ahead and get to the next one by Pookie from 713 and said, Ghost, baby, time to celebrate.
[01:08:12]  MX in the chat.
[01:08:13]  If ghosts love single moms.
[01:08:15]  Also, something extra to unmute me from the chat.
[01:08:18]  You were muted?
[01:08:19]  You shouldn't be muted right now.
[01:08:21]  And what is this?
[01:08:22]  Ghost, let's have a three-way with Artemin while he's in a tour fursuit and you're both wearing hijabs.
[01:08:28]  Come on.
[01:08:33]  Oh, my.
[01:08:35]  The fuck are you talking about, you dumb, stupid Milky Licker?
[01:08:38]  Are you kidding me?
[01:08:39]  You're trying to sit over here.
[01:08:40]  There it is, Pookie.
[01:08:41]  You're unmuted.
[01:08:42]  All right, there it is.
[01:08:44]  All right.
[01:08:44]  Thank you very much.
[01:08:45]  Let's go ahead and check it out.
[01:08:46]  I don't know what the hell tub guy is smoking.
[01:08:48]  I don't know if he's smoking off of a hookah from, I don't know what he's smoking.
[01:08:52]  Anyway, let's continue.
[01:08:54]  Let's take a look at Pookie from 713's video.
[01:08:57]  Let's take a look at this.
[01:08:58]  What is this, Pookie?
[01:09:00]  Oh, no, man.
[01:09:02]  On Mother's Day, you had to request this studio ass fucking gangster.
[01:09:06]  On Mother's Day, you had to request this fucking CIA plant called Tupac Shakur.
[01:09:13]  You fuck.
[01:09:15]  You fuck.
[01:09:18]  You all appreciate it.
[01:09:20]  Yeah, single mothers.
[01:09:21]  Fucking suck a cock with it.
[01:09:23]  Are you shitting me?
[01:09:24]  When I was young, my mama had Christ.
[01:09:29]  Fucking stupid Tupac.
[01:09:33]  I mean, I can't believe that you wouldn't fucking play this school.
[01:09:36]  This is an anti-Mother's Day edition, you fuck.
[01:09:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:09:41]  And you know what's funny?
[01:09:43]  Is that all these black brothers out here think that this idiot is some kind of a thug angel when he was a fucking studio gangster and a CIA plan to cause degeneracy in the black community?
[01:09:56]  And everybody knows.
[01:09:57]  And by the way, he was Jewish.
[01:10:00]  I bet y'all didn't know that one either.
[01:10:02]  Compare that face to the fucking merchant face and tell me he ain't.
[01:10:09]  Not that that's a bad thing.
[01:10:10]  I'm just saying.
[01:10:13]  Not that it's a bad thing.
[01:10:14]  What is it?
[01:10:15]  What?
[01:10:17]  Hey, Nay Gro.
[01:10:19]  Fucking shut up, asshole.
[01:10:20]  You're trying to make me say some stupid rain.
[01:10:23]  What?
[01:10:24]  What?
[01:10:25]  What do you want?
[01:10:26]  Donald Trump, he said, Ghost, thank you for your support.
[01:10:30]  In this disability awareness month, we need as much support as we can get, and a blind man like you is a great ally.
[01:10:38]  Give my regards to the engineer for translating this for you.
[01:10:43]  I don't know where the hell y'all are getting this blind shit, but go off with this stupid goddamn meme.
[01:10:48]  Oh, fuck off, you stupid fucking meme.
[01:10:53]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:10:56]  I'm not blind.
[01:10:58]  I've got all my fucking teeth, so shut up.
[01:11:02]  It's bad enough that I gotta fucking listen to this idiot.
[01:11:14]  Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
[01:11:18]  Because they are always butting in.
[01:11:20]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:11:22]  Who's is the spirit of Shecky Green alive today on May 10, 2020?
[01:11:28]  I mean, these are fucked up fucking shitbird one-liners for Christ's sake.
[01:11:32]  we listen to the rest of this bald fucking jew i'm a crack baby no love for my daddy cause the coward wasn't there he passed away and i didn't cry cause my anger No, his daddy wasn't around, man.
[01:11:56]  He was gone.
[01:11:57]  I was looking for my daddy.
[01:11:58]  He was gone, baby.
[01:12:00]  And even though they sold drugs and showed a young brother love, I moved out and started really hanging.
[01:12:06]  I needed money of my own, so I started selling myself.
[01:12:08]  I needed money on my own, baby.
[01:12:10]  I started slanging that crack rock to my own people.
[01:12:13]  I started slanging that crack rock to my own people, baby.
[01:12:16]  And yeah, yeah.
[01:12:17]  You got the diamond necklace that I sent to you.
[01:12:20]  Cause when I was low, you was there for me.
[01:12:23]  And never left me alone because you cared for me.
[01:12:26]  And I can see you coming home after work late.
[01:12:28]  You're in the kitchen trying to fix us a hot plate.
[01:12:32]  And if you don't know that this guy's a CIA, but now the road got rough killed alone.
[01:12:40]  Trying to raise two bad kids on your own.
[01:12:43]  And there's no way he's paying money.
[01:12:45]  What the fuck now?
[01:12:47]  What is it now?
[01:12:49]  Ghosty LaForge.

=== Raising Bad Kids Alone (05:15) ===

[01:12:51]  The fuck are you talking about, you fucking moron?
[01:12:53]  And what is this, Nurse Jessica?
[01:12:55]  Mr. Albin, could you please stop leaving your prosthetic eyes in the kitchen?
[01:13:00]  I don't know where y'all are getting this stupid blind shit, but y'all need to take this little blind troll and shove it up your kulo.
[01:13:07]  And what is this?
[01:13:07]  CNI Dog Templeton, go stop fucking swinging me around.
[01:13:12]  Dude, shut the fuck up.
[01:13:14]  Stop swinging me around over your head.
[01:13:17]  Have a look around.
[01:13:19]  And here's Horatio Nelson.
[01:13:20]  Tupac Music sucks my balls, but he's not a heb.
[01:13:25]  FBI released files in 2011 showing that he received multiple death threats from Jewish organizations, notably the JDL, along with EZE and many other West Coast rappers.
[01:13:37]  G-Funk is good, but Tupac is AIDS.
[01:13:40]  That's not true, baby, because it was Jewish folks that were sitting here backing up these guys.
[01:13:47]  You know, Jerry Heller and all these motherfuckers.
[01:13:51]  Hey, ghost, since it's Disability Awareness Month, I thought I'd donate this to you in honor of both you and that.
[01:13:57]  All right, great, R. Damn, and I appreciate it, you fucking milky liquor.
[01:14:01]  All right, can we just hurry up and get through with this fucking tapuki from 713 video?
[01:14:06]  Well, my plan is to show you that.
[01:14:08]  Fucking goddamn thug angel over here.
[01:14:10]  Famous studio ass gangster that went to art school in New York.
[01:14:16]  How about that shit?
[01:14:23]  What now?
[01:14:25]  I just got back from a pleasure trip.
[01:14:26]  I drove my mother-in-law to the airport.
[01:14:30]  Oh, God.
[01:14:32]  Look, Henny Youngman, dude, don't quit your day job, okay?
[01:14:36]  I'm sure your day job, I mean, no disrespect, but probably has something to do with you repeating day after day, would you like fries with that?
[01:14:43]  And now you're trying to come here seeing if, I don't know, these one-liners can get you some kind of a joke writing gig.
[01:14:49]  It ain't gonna happen, all right?
[01:14:51]  A guy calls his lawyer.
[01:14:52]  He says, Can I ask you two questions?
[01:14:55]  Lawyer says, What's the second one?
[01:14:58]  Oh my god, dude, please stop.
[01:15:00]  All right, please fucking stop.
[01:15:03]  All right, and what is this anonymous SREAL?
[01:15:06]  I don't know why you like the sick stuff you like, but whatever floats your goat, I guess.
[01:15:12]  Yeah, real funny.
[01:15:13]  No wonder you put your fucking name as anonymous.
[01:15:15]  Winter the wolf just dropped a diamond and said, Shout out to the greatest blind broadcaster in Texas.
[01:15:20]  Just fuck off, all right?
[01:15:21]  Fuck off.
[01:15:23]  What does Kirsten Collins call killing babies?
[01:15:26]  Essential employment.
[01:15:27]  Oh my god, Maxine Waters.
[01:15:30]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:15:31]  And no shit.
[01:15:32]  I mean, even though that's a bad, tasteless joke, and it actually is the truth.
[01:15:36]  All right, because all of a sudden, while we as American citizens were forced into our homes as political prisoners and small businesses were forced to close down because of the government, all of a sudden, abortions were essential, though, right?
[01:15:51]  Huh?
[01:15:52]  Abortion clinics were essential.
[01:15:54]  How quaint.
[01:15:55]  Play the rest of this goddamn studio gangster for Pookie, please.
[01:15:59]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:16:01]  And by the way, there's a horrible song for the anti-Mother's Day edition that I'm doing right now.
[01:16:07]  And when it seems that I'm hopeless, that's what we're saying.
[01:16:10]  This is fuck single mothers.
[01:16:13]  All right, if you're a single mother, you're a dirty dishwanger.
[01:16:17]  Unless you had a spouse that died or some shit.
[01:16:20]  I'm not talking about you.
[01:16:22]  I'm talking about you women that hopped on something that looked good in a leather jacket, flipping a nickel and shooting a toothpick with sling back hair.
[01:16:30]  Nine months later, a baby comes out and then you decide I'm an independent woman and I can raise this boy all by myself.
[01:16:38]  And all the extra.
[01:16:39]  Well, fuck you.
[01:16:40]  You dumb dirty bitch.
[01:16:42]  I wish I could take the pain away.
[01:16:44]  If you can make it through the night, there's a bright day.
[01:16:47]  Everything will be all right if you hold on.
[01:16:49]  It's a struggle every day.
[01:16:51]  You gotta watch it.
[01:16:51]  What?
[01:16:52]  Now, what?
[01:16:56]  I am not blind, you dumb fucking shitheads.
[01:17:00]  Listen, I know you idiots think it's so cute.
[01:17:02]  Hey, Ghost is blind.
[01:17:03]  Ghost is crippled.
[01:17:04]  He's a fucking motherfucking.
[01:17:05]  Yeah, you need to.
[01:17:06]  Wow, whatever.
[01:17:08]  Cut the shit.
[01:17:09]  All right?
[01:17:10]  Cut the fucking shit.
[01:17:13]  I'm not joking.
[01:17:19]  You're lucky I'm even here on a Sunday night.
[01:17:21]  I could have taken the whole fucking week off, for fuck's sake.
[01:17:25]  I had two 10-hour shows last week on Tuesday and Thursday.
[01:17:29]  Do I get any fucking appreciation for it?
[01:17:31]  No!
[01:17:32]  No, we love this dear mama.
[01:17:35]  No, I don't.
[01:17:39]  No kind of a fucking appreciation whatsoever.
[01:17:44]  All right, take this.
[01:17:45]  Hurry up and end this shit.
[01:17:47]  How dare you, Pookie, for even fucking requesting this shit on an anti-Mother's Day edition, you fucking dick cheeseburger.
[01:17:55]  All right, let's go to the next one here.
[01:17:57]  We got to keep these going because these motherfuckers are keep piling up these damn $20, $20.
[01:18:02]  Oh, this next one is by Froppie, this stupid piece of trash.

=== Eminem and Painkillers (15:25) ===

[01:18:06]  And he said, black people like anime more than white people do.
[01:18:10]  Let's all pray to God on this Sunday night for the lives and freedom that we take for granted.
[01:18:18]  I'm not going to say your little ribbit bullshit at the end, you dumb fuck.
[01:18:22]  All right, Froppie requested this one here, so let's see what the hell Froppie has in store here.
[01:18:27]  Oh, crap.
[01:18:28]  Fucking anime shit.
[01:18:29]  You know how much shit I get from my chat rooms, both the Inner Circle and the Saturday Night Troll Show, Go Show chat room, that they want me to ban anime.
[01:18:39]  They want me to just completely ban it.
[01:18:42]  They want me to just, if there's any fucking anime, just don't do it.
[01:18:45]  Just forget about it.
[01:18:46]  Anime is banned.
[01:18:48]  And I'm thinking about it.
[01:18:49]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:18:51]  I'm fucking thinking about it.
[01:18:52]  Anyway, play froppy, stupid fucking garbage.
[01:18:57]  Oh, man.
[01:19:01]  Some fucking weirdo jack shit.
[01:19:06]  Some weirdo fucking jap shit.
[01:19:10]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:19:17]  I mean, fucking fruity-ass droppy requested this.
[01:19:24]  I mean, can we get some fucking subtitles of what this jap is saying?
[01:19:28]  I don't speak this fucked up immigrant language.
[01:19:31]  I speak American.
[01:19:33]  I speak American!
[01:19:44]  Wait a minute, is that a black guy?
[01:19:48]  Is that a black guy singing?
[01:19:49]  That sounds like a black guy singing.
[01:20:09]  So wait a minute.
[01:20:10]  There's actually, like, black singers in Japan singing anime.
[01:20:13]  I'm getting tired of this anime.
[01:20:22]  I mean, seriously, I am so tired of this anime bullshit.
[01:20:28]  Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond saying you gotta hand it to blind prostitute.
[01:20:33]  Fuck off, asshole.
[01:20:41]  Why are they saying hallelujah? How long is this?
[01:20:54]  How long?
[01:20:55]  All right, thank God.
[01:20:56]  We're almost done.
[01:20:57]  Jesus Christ.
[01:20:58]  This was sang by a black?
[01:21:04]  I can't believe that this was sang by a black.
[01:21:16]  I can't believe I'm even listening to this bullshit yet.
[01:21:19]  Yeah, whatever, Froppie.
[01:21:20]  That was requested by Froppie.
[01:21:22]  I don't know why, what the hell that was about.
[01:21:25]  All right, let's get to the next one here.
[01:21:27]  Oh, yeah.
[01:21:27]  Oh, look who it is.
[01:21:28]  It's Esriel.
[01:21:30]  Esriel is next here.
[01:21:32]  And what did Esriel say?
[01:21:33]  He said, crack addict and corpse junkie hype each other up.
[01:21:37]  I don't like the sound of that shit.
[01:21:39]  What the hell is this?
[01:21:40]  The hell did you just request there, Esriel?
[01:21:42]  What is this garbage?
[01:21:44]  Hold on, I gotta wait.
[01:21:45]  Oh, no, man.
[01:21:47]  Why?
[01:21:48]  Why the fuck did you even bother requesting this shit?
[01:21:52]  You know I fucking hate this guy.
[01:21:55]  What is it?
[01:21:56]  It's Norst Brony.
[01:21:59]  Anime isn't just waifu's in.
[01:22:02]  Oh, yeah.
[01:22:03]  Oh, it is in.
[01:22:04]  What else, Norse Brony?
[01:22:06]  Quick question, ghost.
[01:22:08]  How do you write and draw your webcomic without vision?
[01:22:11]  I look at your mother's dirty shithole and take a whiff of it and then try to guesstimate what it is that she had for breakfast.
[01:22:19]  Alright, let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
[01:22:22]  Once again, Esriel requested this.
[01:22:25]  And I want to be honest with you.
[01:22:26]  I hate this shit.
[01:22:28]  I hate fucking Eminem.
[01:22:30]  All right, you all know I hate Eminem.
[01:22:32]  If I ever saw Eminem in the streets, I would beat the living Bee Jesus out of him and leave him in a puddle of his own blood and piss.
[01:22:39]  And I would stay there, commit the crime, and do the time.
[01:22:43]  I'd be waiting for the cops to get me, man.
[01:22:46]  What do you call a blind ghost?
[01:22:48]  A Nazi.
[01:22:49]  You fucking piece of shit, Templeton service.
[01:22:52]  Who the fuck is that?
[01:22:53]  All right.
[01:22:54]  Who the fuck is that?
[01:22:56]  And by the way, after they arrest me for beating the Bee Jesus out of Eminem, they're going to put me in county jail.
[01:23:02]  And guess what?
[01:23:03]  The fucking black people are going to hoist me on their fucking shoulder.
[01:23:07]  All right.
[01:23:08]  The black and Hispandex people in the jail are going to hoist me on their shoulder like I'm a fucking sultan because I just beat the shit out of some culturally appropriating, bitchy, fucking blonde-headed piece of studio gangster shit.
[01:23:22]  They're going to love me in jail.
[01:23:25]  It's a shame you can't see ghost.
[01:23:27]  You'd be impressed with the Evangelion.
[01:23:29]  Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure I would, there, Luna Pony.
[01:23:32]  Won't you stick a fucking ponyhead up your goddamn twat and shut the fuck up, all right?
[01:23:37]  I mean, you're obsessed with horse heads, for fuck's sake.
[01:23:41]  Anyway, can we get to Esriel's fucking Eminem bullshit?
[01:23:46]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:23:48]  I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and a feel like Godzilla.
[01:23:52]  Better hit the deck like the car dealer.
[01:23:54]  My whole squad's in here walking around the party.
[01:23:59]  No!
[01:24:04]  This is such fucked-up fucking shit, bird scring, man!
[01:24:08]  No!
[01:24:09]  A-D-H-D-H-D-Oxycut!
[01:24:11]  That's the Kapasi.
[01:24:13]  Put an AK melee finishing like a play date, been a vacate, retreat like a vacade, Mayday.
[01:24:17]  I swear, man.
[01:24:19]  If I saw Eminem, he'd be going out on a stretcher.
[01:24:25]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:24:26]  They're wicking it out.
[01:24:32]  Here's a little ode to Africans.
[01:24:34]  Shout out to Pepe for this one.
[01:24:36]  Can I get a S-K-A-A-A-A-L in the chat?
[01:24:40]  For Africans, oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:24:42]  Here, put it back on Esriel's fucking Eminem.
[01:24:45]  How am I handing a Hanahan?
[01:24:46]  I'm handing a Hanhan.
[01:24:47]  I'm handing on a Hanaham.
[01:24:52]  I'm normal during the day, put that night turn to a host.
[01:24:55]  When the moon shines, I'm just gonna go to the house.
[01:24:58]  Are you kidding me?
[01:24:59]  This is rap.
[01:25:01]  Eminem, you talking shit?
[01:25:04]  Yeah, I'm talking shit, Eminem.
[01:25:06]  Yeah, I'm talking shit.
[01:25:07]  Won't you come down here to the streets of San Antonio and walk around out here and tell me you're in my city, and I'll be more than happy to stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it so all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, you piece of shit.
[01:25:25]  Play the rest of goddamn Esriel's fucking song.
[01:25:30]  Jesus, Jesus Christ.
[01:25:38]  I'm telling you, if I saw Eminem, Eminem going out on the stretcher.
[01:25:44]  Eminem going out of this amount of money.
[01:25:46]  Eminem going out on the stretcher.
[01:25:49]  I'm a man going out on a stretcher, and I'm not joking.
[01:25:58]  I'm just a lockness, the mythological rick to tell a bitch you off like a fifth of occupa.
[01:26:03]  When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a monster.
[01:26:05]  You get in my way, I'm gonna feed you to the hunter.
[01:26:07]  What is up with this new way of rapping?
[01:26:41]  The only Godzilla rap song is the 1998 Puff Daddy and Jimmy Page song Come With Me Fuck Feminine.
[01:26:48]  Man, I don't even remember that song.
[01:26:50]  Jesus Christ.
[01:26:51]  This pop fucking piss goblin again.
[01:26:56]  Finally, a serious video dono.
[01:26:58]  Hope there are clipping fans in the chat.
[01:27:01]  Oh, I'm sure you're so serious, piss goblin.
[01:27:03]  All right, let's get back to goddamn S Reels.
[01:27:15]  Whatever he's saying.
[01:27:16]  When you hands someone flyers, what goes around comes around just like the blades on the side.
[01:27:19]  I mean, lest we forget that Eminem admitted to going on Grinder looking through Mexico.
[01:27:26]  And if you don't believe me, fuck it.
[01:27:29]  Bitch, I'm a player.
[01:27:30]  I'm too motherfucking stingy for sure.
[01:27:32]  Google Grinder and Eminem and see what happens.
[01:27:35]  I'm Mary of Shiberia, face on my genital area.
[01:27:37]  The original Richard Ramirez Christian River because my lyrics never sit well, so they want to give me the chance like a paraplegic and it's scary.
[01:27:42]  Call it Harry Charlie because they're talking to me.
[01:27:45]  What?
[01:27:46]  What?
[01:27:47]  Better than Pantera, dude.
[01:27:49]  This is coming from some anime Chatelet fucker.
[01:27:51]  Shut up.
[01:27:53]  I'm thankful Mike Flynn was acquitted.
[01:27:56]  It shows Justice is truly blind.
[01:27:59]  Just like Ghost.
[01:28:00]  Type blind in chat to support Ghost's blindness disability.
[01:28:03]  Shut up alright Ghost Goat Mutt Dive you fucking piece of shit.
[01:28:07]  Carrie, a Mary, a motherfucking dictionary.
[01:28:09]  I'm swearing up the body.
[01:28:11]  Evangelion has religious references all over based on Judeo-Christianity.
[01:28:16]  The monsters all called angels, the first two being Adam and Lilith who created life on Earth.
[01:28:22]  The Creator has apologized for it when the show became popular in the West.
[01:28:27]  Ribbit.
[01:28:28]  Great, Troppy.
[01:28:30]  That's great, okay?
[01:28:31]  Toxic66 just dropped the diamond.
[01:28:33]  Say he can't accept that he's getting old and worse.
[01:28:36]  You're talking about Eminem.
[01:28:37]  No shit.
[01:28:38]  Nobody gives a shit about you, Eminem.
[01:28:40]  Nobody gives a shit.
[01:28:41]  Niggas spit this shit's hilarious, it's time to put these bitches in the abituary column We wouldn't see, I, I would have staring, probably, get the shot like a staring column I'm gonna fucking know my ass, though Feminist Socialist has dropped the diamond better than the shit metal music people were classed Yeah, right, get the fuck out of here The fuck do you know?
[01:29:00]  Fill him with the venom of the Eminem.
[01:29:01]  I'm a socialist that would go down with a fuckin' deep-fried, fat, fuckin' 300-pound gun puss.
[01:29:08]  What the hell are you talkin' about?
[01:29:10]  Anyway, I'm again getting to feel like I'm mentally illuminated.
[01:29:13]  What are you talking about?
[01:29:14]  You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who winny me and the receiving enemy.
[01:29:17]  What's a good idea?
[01:29:17]  It'd be every bit of me.
[01:29:18]  He's the epitome of a spitter when I'm in the vicinity.
[01:29:19]  Motherfucker, you better duck.
[01:29:20]  You're gonna be dead the minute you're an enemy.
[01:29:21]  100% you use a fifth of a percent of me and motherfucker bitch.
[01:29:23]  You'll be joking.
[01:29:24]  Oh, wow.
[01:29:25]  This is grand.
[01:29:29]  Nobody gives a shit, Eminem.
[01:29:31]  Look what I'm planning for.
[01:29:33]  Jesus Christ.
[01:29:34]  What now?
[01:29:35]  What?
[01:29:37]  Horatio Nelson.
[01:29:39]  You will be happy to know the jogger in this song died right before this song was released.
[01:29:46]  The jogger.
[01:29:48]  After swallowing an entire bottle of heavy painkillers to hide them from the feds when they raided his jet on a weapons tip-off.
[01:29:57]  Also, this beat is whack.
[01:30:00]  Fucking garbage.
[01:30:01]  Yeah, no shit.
[01:30:03]  So that brother Juice, son, he fucking was like, man, the feds be raiding my plane, baby.
[01:30:08]  Let me take these painkillers, baby.
[01:30:10]  I don't want to go to jail, baby.
[01:30:12]  And that brother died.
[01:30:14]  Unbelievable.
[01:30:16]  Okay, that was the end of the song.
[01:30:17]  Thank God.
[01:30:18]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:30:20]  Anyway, that was annoying.
[01:30:21]  Thank you very much, Esriel.
[01:30:23]  Much like your goddamn goat fetish.
[01:30:25]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:30:27]  All right, let's continue, folks.
[01:30:29]  We got a lot of donos to go through.
[01:30:31]  This next one right here is by Chatelet SSB.
[01:30:35]  And Chatelet said, Here's to all the wonderful mothers out there taking the day off and having a nice, relaxed soak in the tub.
[01:30:44]  Oh, great.
[01:30:45]  We sincerely appreciate you doing these long shows for us.
[01:30:49]  As much as COVID-19 has inconvenienced us, we're going to miss you when you have to go back to your day job as a baseball umpire.
[01:30:57]  Baseball umpire, dude.
[01:31:00]  Shut up, all right?
[01:31:01]  I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
[01:31:03]  Shut up.
[01:31:05]  All right, let's get to the next one here.
[01:31:06]  Chatelet, here goes to all the mothers out there.
[01:31:09]  Yada, yada, yada.
[01:31:10]  All right, what the fuck did you request there, Chatelet?
[01:31:13]  You dumb fucking.
[01:31:14]  Oh, no.
[01:31:18]  No!
[01:31:21]  NOT THIS FUCKING DAMN BLACK GUNS DRESSER WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING MUSIC!
[01:31:41]  I got some soap.
[01:31:42]  I got a child.
[01:31:44]  I'm going to wash my booty.
[01:31:45]  This is fucked up shit.
[01:31:48]  I mean, it's bad enough.
[01:31:50]  Friday chicken.
[01:31:51]  Friday chicken.
[01:31:53]  Friday.
[01:31:54]  It's bad enough of that shit.
[01:31:55]  Now this fucking stupid cross-dressing fucking black is doing a goddamn rap about washing its ass.
[01:32:05]  Washing its ass.
[01:32:18]  It's dirty hole!
[01:32:27]  Oh, my God.
[01:32:28]  What a piece of trash, literally.
[01:32:30]  Don't get there, dude.
[01:32:32]  If you spank, it ain't going.
[01:32:35]  If you don't take the pail, I'll go freeze.
[01:32:39]  It's going to lay.
[01:32:41]  Peace is a big game.
[01:32:43]  Can't be much to do.
[01:32:45]  Chatelet, you piece of trash.
[01:32:50]  And what's up with all the children around this freak, huh?
[01:32:59]  What's up with all the children around this sick fucking cross-dressing freak?
[01:33:25]  This fucking dumb goddamn cross-dresser is in a fucking garbage bin.

=== Urban America Freaks (16:04) ===

[01:33:32]  I present to you Urban America, folks.
[01:33:40]  This is...
[01:33:41]  This is what I present to you, Urban America.
[01:33:56]  And the thing, all these kids are probably dead or in jail statistically.
[01:34:00]  I'm just saying.
[01:34:04]  Statistically, at least 80% of the children that you're witnessing in this video are dead or in jail.
[01:34:16]  I think we're done.
[01:34:17]  All right, we're almost done here.
[01:34:19]  Jesus Christ.
[01:34:27]  All right, all right.
[01:34:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:34:29]  Can we hurry up for Christ's sake?
[01:34:33]  All right, get this shit out of here for Christ's sake.
[01:34:35]  Good God.
[01:34:36]  Anyway, yeah, thanks a lot, Chatelet.
[01:34:39]  That was for all the mothers, huh?
[01:34:41]  I'm sure it was for all the fucked up fucking shitbird mothers, all right?
[01:34:45]  All right, anyway, let's go ahead and go to Shooting Joggers.
[01:34:51]  Shooting Joggers requested this one here.
[01:34:54]  Didn't say anything, just requested it for $20.20.
[01:34:58]  Obligated me to watch a YouTube video.
[01:35:01]  So let's see what Shoe Ting Joggers has here.
[01:35:04]  What is this?
[01:35:06]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:35:07]  Hold on.
[01:35:07]  I think this is a fucking snake or some shit, dude.
[01:35:10]  I don't think I'm going to fucking play this.
[01:35:12]  I don't think I'm going to play this, dude.
[01:35:13]  No, I'm not going to play this.
[01:35:17]  I'm not playing this garbage.
[01:35:19]  All right.
[01:35:20]  Seriously, I think this is some sick fucking snake ass bullshit.
[01:35:24]  And I don't think I'm going to play it.
[01:35:26]  Hold on.
[01:35:26]  Let me check something out really fast.
[01:35:28]  All right.
[01:35:29]  I'm serious.
[01:35:30]  I'm not going to be, you know, have the same fucking group of fucking morons that do this shit continue to do this shit.
[01:35:38]  So let me take a look at who the fuck this person is.
[01:35:41]  And let me see if I'm going to fucking do it or not.
[01:35:44]  Because I don't think I'm going to do it.
[01:35:46]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:35:47]  You're going to be sitting here trying to get me banned from D-Live because you want to see a snake coming out of an asshole or something.
[01:35:54]  I ain't down with that shit.
[01:35:56]  All right?
[01:35:58]  Fucking piece of trash.
[01:36:00]  All right.
[01:36:01]  Shooting joggers.
[01:36:02]  You know what I'm going to do?
[01:36:03]  I'm not going to play your shit.
[01:36:05]  I'm not playing your shit.
[01:36:07]  You go suck a cock with it.
[01:36:08]  All right.
[01:36:10]  All right.
[01:36:11]  I'm not playing it.
[01:36:12]  I'm serious.
[01:36:12]  I know this fucking stupid dumbass dumbass fucking YouTube channel and I'm not doing it.
[01:36:20]  So go fuck yourself.
[01:36:22]  All right.
[01:36:23]  I'm not going to play it.
[01:36:25]  And ban anybody who says scammed in here.
[01:36:27]  Don't fuck.
[01:36:28]  I'm not joking around.
[01:36:29]  Ban anybody who says scammed in here because I'm not going to play that shit.
[01:36:33]  All right.
[01:36:33]  I'm not going to be sitting here being subjected to some fucking gaping anus that's taking a shit or any of that.
[01:36:42]  I'm not dealing with that crap.
[01:36:43]  All right.
[01:36:44]  It's not a snake, dude.
[01:36:46]  I sent it.
[01:36:47]  Yeah.
[01:36:47]  Oh, yeah.
[01:36:47]  I fucking trust you, dude.
[01:36:49]  Yeah, right.
[01:36:50]  All right.
[01:36:50]  Anyway, not going to do it.
[01:36:53]  Start fucking.
[01:36:55]  Come on.
[01:36:55]  Ban these fuckers.
[01:36:57]  Here, I'll ban them myself.
[01:36:59]  Ban everybody that says scam.
[01:37:01]  Ban them all.
[01:37:02]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:37:02]  Ban their asses.
[01:37:04]  All right.
[01:37:05]  Ban their asses for Christ's sake.
[01:37:07]  You fucking going to sit over here and try to talk shit about me.
[01:37:11]  I'm not getting banned from fucking D-Live, you dumb shitheads.
[01:37:14]  All right, just because some fucking idiot wants to show a fucking ass that's taking a crap or somebody that's going to be fucking having a snake coming out of an ass.
[01:37:24]  I'm not fucking doing it, dude.
[01:37:26]  So y'all can go fuck yourselves.
[01:37:27]  You know, I don't even give a shit what you say.
[01:37:29]  Ban everybody that says ban that says scam.
[01:37:32]  Ban them all.
[01:37:34]  Fucking idiots.
[01:37:35]  Let's get to Gray Steels here, all right?
[01:37:37]  Let's get to Gray Steels video.
[01:37:40]  All right, anyway.
[01:37:41]  Look, I'm telling you, I'm not going to play this shit, so go fuck yourselves.
[01:37:46]  All right, anyway, hold on, get Barry Black, get them all out of here.
[01:37:50]  I'm not shitting.
[01:37:50]  Get them all out of here.
[01:37:52]  Get them the fuck out of here.
[01:37:54]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:37:57]  Anyway, let's get to Gray Steels here because we got a lot of fucking people talking garbage in the chat room because they have a fetish for fucking looking at goddamn snakes coming out of an ass.
[01:38:07]  And here's a pet Mexican.
[01:38:09]  I never got my inner circle invite.
[01:38:10]  You said you didn't want it.
[01:38:13]  You said you didn't want it, you fucking dumb shit.
[01:38:16]  And yeah, wheels of ghost damn shit.
[01:38:18]  Yeah, hey, hey, listen.
[01:38:20]  You're not going to sit here and talk garbage to me because you want to see a snake coming out of an asshole.
[01:38:26]  All right.
[01:38:28]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:38:29]  And by the way, pet Mexican, you're going to say that you're going to talk shit.
[01:38:32]  You said you didn't want it.
[01:38:35]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:38:37]  It's not a snake dumbass.
[01:38:39]  Check the video if you don't believe me.
[01:38:41]  Play it or charge back.
[01:38:43]  Charge back.
[01:38:43]  I don't give a fuck.
[01:38:44]  You're a fucking idiot anyway.
[01:38:46]  I know you fucking do dumb snake shits anyway, so go fuck yourself, dude.
[01:38:50]  I'm not going to trust you.
[01:38:51]  Charge it back and suck my cock.
[01:38:53]  All right, here it is.
[01:38:54]  We've got Gray Steel, Democrats voter base.
[01:38:58]  And I guess this fits with the anti-Mother's Day edition.
[01:39:01]  There it is, right there.
[01:39:02]  Here it is.
[01:39:03]  Let's go ahead and take a look.
[01:39:04]  Let's fucking play Gray Steels here.
[01:39:08]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:39:10]  Once again, Gray Steele said the Democrats voter base, and I guess it fits the Mother's Day anti-Mother's Day edition team.
[01:39:17]  Play it.
[01:39:18]  Play the shit.
[01:39:18]  All right?
[01:39:21]  What?
[01:39:22]  You fucking morons?
[01:39:25]  What about the $300 I donated towards the pet Mexicans?
[01:39:28]  50.
[01:39:29]  He didn't fucking donate for a video.
[01:39:33]  He didn't donate for a video.
[01:39:34]  He just fucking donated and said, I'm an Alzheimer's kicking piece of fucking, I don't know, Puto or some fucking bullshit like that.
[01:39:43]  I don't fucking speak this idiot's taco language.
[01:39:47]  So if he wants to donate a video, I'll fucking make sure and second fucking look at it, make sure it's him, and I'll fucking play it.
[01:39:55]  He said, hey, puto, I don't want to be a part of your inner circle, you puto.
[01:39:58]  So hey, I mean, what the fuck?
[01:40:00]  I mean, you can't do that.
[01:40:01]  You see, you fucking dumb minorities.
[01:40:03]  You can't do that shit.
[01:40:05]  Okay?
[01:40:06]  You can't sit here and say, I am not going to take your stinky fucking intercircle invitation, your motherfucker.
[01:40:14]  And then a week later saying, where's my intercircle invitation?
[01:40:20]  You can't do that, you dumb fucking minorities.
[01:40:22]  Jesus Christ, then you wonder why in the hell?
[01:40:25]  Huh?
[01:40:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:40:29]  Play the shit.
[01:40:30]  This is Gray Steele.
[01:40:31]  I don't make any sense.
[01:40:33]  Of course it makes sense.
[01:40:35]  Every safe's got its weak spot, right?
[01:40:37]  Say you deserve it.
[01:40:38]  What the fuck is this?
[01:40:39]  We can barely hear it, dude.
[01:40:45]  Jesus Christ, what kind of fucking scum hole is this?
[01:40:47]  This definitely looks like a Democrat household.
[01:40:50]  Oh, baby, that age is laying me down.
[01:40:55]  Yeah, you took too much.
[01:40:56]  Told you.
[01:40:57]  I need it.
[01:40:58]  What is she doing?
[01:40:59]  Is she taking a crap on him?
[01:41:00]  What is she doing here?
[01:41:04]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:41:05]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:41:06]  What?
[01:41:06]  What now?
[01:41:07]  What?
[01:41:08]  Bathrobe ghost bands.
[01:41:10]  All right, go.
[01:41:11]  Who gives a shit, dude?
[01:41:14]  Shut the hell up, you dumb skank.
[01:41:16]  I'm trying to bomb some shit.
[01:41:17]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:41:19]  What?
[01:41:20]  Take this moment to thank my mother and idol Toriel for being the greatest.
[01:41:23]  All right, Gray!
[01:41:24]  Toriel, shove that fucking dope shit up your ass!
[01:41:28]  Who gives a fuck, man?
[01:41:30]  And there's nothing you queers and haters can do about it.
[01:41:34]  Oh, God, dude.
[01:41:37]  The pet Canadian, sorry, A, but you should honor the $300 for my.
[01:41:44]  Well, he ain't donating, so shut the fuck up.
[01:41:46]  You know what I should do?
[01:41:47]  I should just fucking end the show and just fulfill whatever fucking donos are in here on Tuesday and tell you I'll fuck you.
[01:41:54]  I mean, seriously, what a bunch of ungrateful fucking pieces of trash you are, man.
[01:41:59]  And you want to know why?
[01:42:00]  You're probably all products of single, dirty, dishrag whore mothers.
[01:42:05]  You know that?
[01:42:06]  You're probably a bunch of products of bitch whore single mothers.
[01:42:10]  And I'm telling you right now, it's no coincidence why you people are acting the way you're acting.
[01:42:15]  I'm not fucking joking around.
[01:42:17]  And if I could, I would.
[01:42:20]  I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and get my pimp hand strong on each and every one of your dirty dishrag whore single mothers.
[01:42:29]  I'm not joking, all right?
[01:42:31]  Play my video instead.
[01:42:32]  I'm not playing your video, you fucking idiot.
[01:42:34]  Shut up.
[01:42:35]  We're playing Gray Steele's video, you fucking idiot.
[01:42:38]  So shut the fuck up.
[01:42:41]  I would appreciate an apology.
[01:42:47]  What the hell am I watching?
[01:42:49]  I am trying to take the high road here.
[01:42:52]  Are you gonna do right?
[01:42:54]  I mean, this is a Democrat household, clearly, but what am I watching here exactly?
[01:42:58]  Important work.
[01:42:59]  I am on the verge here.
[01:43:00]  All right, so set your skank-ass pie hole and assist me and shut up.
[01:43:08]  What the hell is this bitch gonna do?
[01:43:09]  Is she getting a little upset?
[01:43:12]  Skank skank, skank-ass skank!
[01:43:14]  Skank-ass skank!
[01:43:16]  Skank-ass skank!
[01:43:18]  You listen to me?
[01:43:19]  Skank-ass skank.
[01:43:34]  Come on.
[01:43:37]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:43:38]  Just landing the goddamn ATM right on his head.
[01:43:43]  Like a true skank.
[01:43:46]  Like a true skank.
[01:43:48]  Look, digging through his damn pockets right after he's dead, like a true skankosaurus.
[01:43:52]  Ain't no skank.
[01:43:55]  You're a fucking skankosaurus that smells like an anchovies cunt, bitch.
[01:44:00]  All right, sit there and shut up.
[01:44:02]  This is definitely anti-Mother's Day edition material.
[01:44:05]  I'll tell you that, Gray Steele.
[01:44:07]  Thank you very much.
[01:44:08]  I appreciate that.
[01:44:09]  And for the fake Gray Steel that tried to get a freebie for two bucks, fuck you.
[01:44:13]  All right?
[01:44:15]  All right, fuck you.
[01:44:18]  And what is this?
[01:44:18]  Pet Mexican's advocate.
[01:44:21]  He said he didn't want the IC from the first donation, but there were two donations, okay?
[01:44:27]  One of which was the IC, the other was for multiple videos.
[01:44:30]  I get it.
[01:44:31]  He hasn't donated for a video.
[01:44:34]  All he did was talk shit to me.
[01:44:36]  All right?
[01:44:38]  He didn't.
[01:44:38]  And then at the same time, he didn't want the entrance to the inner circle trying to be some badass Mexican.
[01:44:43]  And now what?
[01:44:45]  Now, one minute he tries to be a badass Mexican.
[01:44:48]  And then the next he's like, yeah, I know I really want the entrance to the meter circle.
[01:44:53]  I want the entrance to the intercircle.
[01:44:57]  So give me a break, dude.
[01:44:58]  All right.
[01:44:59]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:45:00]  And why are y'all condoning this stupid pet Mexican anyway, dude?
[01:45:04]  He better be mowing your fucking lawn or something.
[01:45:06]  All right.
[01:45:07]  He better be putting up your fucking drywall or some shit, dude.
[01:45:10]  Because seriously, this guy is a fucking pain in the fucking ass like most minorities trying to get a fucking free bit from the welfare office.
[01:45:18]  All right?
[01:45:20]  Jesus Christ.
[01:45:23]  Anyway, I can't believe this crap.
[01:45:26]  Let's get to the next one here, okay?
[01:45:28]  Let's go.
[01:45:29]  Osama bin Laden.
[01:45:30]  You might like this one.
[01:45:31]  Oh, yeah.
[01:45:32]  Okay.
[01:45:32]  Somebody by the name of Osama bin Laden just requested this.
[01:45:36]  So let's see what the hell Osama bin Laden.
[01:45:38]  What?
[01:45:38]  What is it?
[01:45:40]  Take that one for the snakes video.
[01:45:43]  Dude, fuck you, dude.
[01:45:44]  I'm not going to fucking do anything.
[01:45:46]  All right?
[01:45:47]  Fuck off.
[01:45:48]  All right.
[01:45:49]  Pay your own shit.
[01:45:50]  All right.
[01:45:51]  If Kumi Sanders wants to fucking put another video that ain't gonna be some bullshit fucking snake, then I'll honor that one.
[01:45:58]  But if he's gonna be sitting here crying like a little bitch in the chat room, flapping his fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard, well, fuck him.
[01:46:05]  And fuck you too, Froppie.
[01:46:07]  I fucking don't even like you, dude.
[01:46:09]  As a matter of fact, I'd like for you to stop listening to my show and get the fuck out of here and go fucking finger your ass to that stupid damn anime frog cartoon that you're so obsessed with you, dumb fucking piece of shit.
[01:46:21]  Anyway, Osama Bin Laden requested this one here, so let's see.
[01:46:25]  Oh god dude, more fucking anime.
[01:46:28]  Oh christ man, oh christ, oh no no, no.
[01:46:45]  Oh my mother, come off.
[01:46:50]  Why do y'all do this man?
[01:46:51]  Why do y'all request this shit?
[01:46:52]  I don't care how many times you request this shit.
[01:46:54]  I'm never gonna be a fan of this goddamn crap.
[01:46:58]  You understand, i'm never going to be a fan of this shit.
[01:47:02]  I'm never gonna justify this shit.
[01:47:04]  I think that anybody who's over the age of 18 and watches this shit, not only are you a product of a dirty dishrag whore, single mother, but you should be implicated in any sex crime within a two to three mile radius of your fucking house.
[01:47:18]  And i'm not joking.
[01:47:21]  I'M JOKING!
[01:47:23]  Give me a fucking break with this crap.
[01:47:30]  I don't know but I paused this.
[01:47:47]  Pause this.
[01:47:48]  Better yet, better yet.
[01:47:50]  Kumi, let me fucking block you from even fucking donating anymore.
[01:47:53]  How you like that shit, all right, since you're gonna have a.
[01:47:56]  Be a big a, be a big bitch about it.
[01:47:58]  All right, watch.
[01:48:00]  How do you refuse to play my video, which was easily confirmed as not having anything bad in it?
[01:48:05]  But play that, all right, whatever.
[01:48:06]  Check the video on mute if you want.
[01:48:09]  I don't want to check the video.
[01:48:10]  Do you understand that?
[01:48:12]  I don't want to check the fucking video?
[01:48:14]  All right, I just want to block you and you can go fucking fuck off and do whatever the fuck you want.
[01:48:19]  I don't give a shit.
[01:48:20]  All right, i'm tired of your fucking stupid ass.
[01:48:22]  You think you're so cute, so you know what I do.
[01:48:25]  I'm gonna, i'm gonna go ahead and and then throw a snake, and so let me just block this fucking piece of shit.
[01:48:32]  I'm let me just block this dumb fucking piece of trash here here.
[01:48:35]  It is right here.
[01:48:36]  All right, block this fucker.
[01:48:38]  Can we block?
[01:48:38]  Block him.
[01:48:40]  Block this fucking piece of shit.
[01:48:43]  Jesus Fucking Christ, i'm sorry dude, I have to do this.
[01:48:46]  I'm not, i'm not sitting here and having some stupid fucking pervert who likes to fucking donate, you know, fucking anuses taking shits and and and and fucking goddamn snakes coming out of asses and shit like that.
[01:49:00]  I'm not gonna sit here and take that crap so that you fuck yourself.
[01:49:03]  All right, i'm not even Joe.
[01:49:05]  You go fuck yourself dude.
[01:49:07]  Where's his fucking stupid name?
[01:49:09]  So I can get him the fuck out of here.
[01:49:13]  All this shit I gotta do because of some fucking perverted dumb, fucking moron.
[01:49:18]  Here he is right here.
[01:49:19]  Get him the fuck out of here.
[01:49:20]  Get him the fuck.
[01:49:21]  Block his ass.
[01:49:22]  All right, block this fucking guy, get him out of here.
[01:49:26]  Get him the fuck out of here.
[01:49:28]  Jesus Fucking Christ, tired of fucking this idiot.
[01:49:32]  You know what I want to do.
[01:49:33]  Want to do fucking donations a snake?

=== Yakuza Game Chaos (15:16) ===

[01:49:36]  Well, fuck off and charge back.
[01:49:39]  I don't see if I give a shit.
[01:49:41]  Fuckin' moron.
[01:49:47]  And I don't know why this shit.
[01:49:49]  Why you keep donating me this shit?
[01:49:58]  Jesus Christ, why?
[01:49:59]  What?
[01:50:00]  What now?
[01:50:01]  An economist asks Ghost, would you watch a snake video for a million dollars?
[01:50:05]  Ghost says, sure, for a million.
[01:50:08]  Economist says, how about 20?
[01:50:10]  Ghost gets mad at you.
[01:50:12]  Whatever you fucking idiots.
[01:50:14]  All right, whatever, you fucking idiot.
[01:50:17]  I'm telling you, I should not have come here tonight.
[01:50:19]  You fucking people don't deserve my presence tonight.
[01:50:22]  You know that?
[01:50:23]  You fucking people didn't deserve this shit.
[01:50:25]  Why?
[01:50:26]  Because you're probably proud of your dirty single, dirty dishrag whore single mothers.
[01:50:31]  And you all are upset that I'm telling the truth about these Skankosaurus sluts.
[01:50:36]  All right.
[01:50:39]  What?
[01:50:39]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[01:50:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:50:43]  Time a prom king shows ghosts how to run a broadcasting career.
[01:50:47]  You're a joke, ghost.
[01:50:48]  Simp master song.
[01:50:49]  Oh, yeah, I'm a joke.
[01:50:51]  Okay, great.
[01:50:51]  That's why you're listening, dude.
[01:50:53]  Yeah, that's why you're listening.
[01:50:54]  Thanks for the fucking $20, $20.
[01:50:57]  Doki Doki Jihad snake in the ass video or getting old.
[01:51:00]  Dude, there's a group of perverts in this chat room.
[01:51:03]  They're like, I wonder if he's going to get snaked today.
[01:51:07]  I'm a fucking retard.
[01:51:08]  And I don't get women.
[01:51:09]  And I wonder why.
[01:51:11]  Because I like snake up the ass videos.
[01:51:15]  Fucking idiot.
[01:51:16]  Play the rest of this stupid fucking video by some idiot named Osama bin Laden.
[01:51:24]  I mean, I can't believe this shit.
[01:51:34]  Stuck a fucking sushi up this bitch's hole.
[01:51:39]  Fucking dumb weirdo jacks.
[01:51:46]  Fucking dumb weirdo jacks, dude.
[01:51:53]  All right, I think we're done with this shit.
[01:51:55]  All right, we're just about done with this fucking crap.
[01:52:02]  Oh my god.
[01:52:05]  I should have just taken the fucking day off for fuck's sake.
[01:52:08]  And what is this?
[01:52:10]  If I could fly in NO says, please turn this fucking shit off, ghost.
[01:52:14]  Well, there it is.
[01:52:16]  All right, some fucking idiot named Osama bin Laden requested this.
[01:52:21]  All right, let me get to the next fucking dono here.
[01:52:23]  Who is this?
[01:52:24]  Dark meme magician girl requested this, and I think this is just a Twitter deal, isn't it?
[01:52:30]  I think this is just a Twitter deal.
[01:52:32]  All right, what is this, the pet Mexican?
[01:52:34]  Oh, fuck it.
[01:52:35]  Fuck you, dude.
[01:52:36]  All right, I'll play your stupid video.
[01:52:37]  Shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking bean and cheese.
[01:52:40]  Fucking get something for nothing, fat fucking piece of shit, impoverished idiot, dude.
[01:52:45]  All right, so just shut the fuck up and I'll play it when I play it.
[01:52:49]  Fucking dumb pet Mexico.
[01:52:51]  How the fuck do these people?
[01:52:52]  How the fuck does this guy even have anybody giving him charity for fuck's sake?
[01:52:56]  All right, I mean, give me a fucking break.
[01:52:58]  And the more you give them, the more they expect it.
[01:53:01]  This fucking stupid pet Mexican, huh?
[01:53:03]  Yeah, the more, the more you fucking give them, the more they expect it, for fuck's sake.
[01:53:08]  Anyway, Dark Me Magician Girl just requested this, and this was a Donald Trump Twitter post that says, Happy Mother's Day.
[01:53:18]  Yeah, real funny.
[01:53:20]  Yeah, real funny.
[01:53:23]  Real goddamn funny.
[01:53:24]  Look, anti-Mother's Day edition is all I got to say.
[01:53:29]  This is an anti-Mother's Day edition, and that's why some of you people are pissed off.
[01:53:34]  Because many of you were raised by a bunch of dirty dish rag whore single mothers, and you don't want to hear it.
[01:53:40]  You know, it's kind of hard for you to accept the truth that your mother is a filthy fucking bitch.
[01:53:45]  All right.
[01:53:46]  And while she should have been a parent to you, she was out at Applebee's get an Alabama black snake.
[01:53:53]  All right, and you know it, and I know it, for Christ's sake.
[01:53:57]  Get this shit out of here.
[01:53:58]  Anyway, once again, happy Mother's Day, Donald Trump.
[01:54:01]  Real funny, Dark Me Magician Girl.
[01:54:03]  Real fucking funny.
[01:54:04]  All right.
[01:54:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:54:08]  Nobody donate to me anymore, dude.
[01:54:10]  I'm fucking done.
[01:54:10]  I shouldn't have even done this fucking show, just be completely honest with you.
[01:54:14]  All of you people are a bunch of ungrateful fucking baguettes.
[01:54:18]  And, you know, all you're doing is just trying to piss me off.
[01:54:21]  And I really don't appreciate it.
[01:54:22]  I should be fucking chilling right now.
[01:54:24]  I should be having some beers.
[01:54:26]  You know, I should be doing my thing.
[01:54:28]  Instead, I'm fucking around with you fucking tards.
[01:54:30]  That's great, huh?
[01:54:31]  That's great.
[01:54:32]  It's my life.
[01:54:35]  Don't you forget caught in the crowd.
[01:54:42]  It never ends.
[01:54:48]  All right, what is this?
[01:54:49]  We've got, oh, Piss Goblin is next.
[01:54:53]  I mean, this just gets better and better, doesn't it?
[01:54:56]  Anyway, Piss Goblin, this fucking moron says, oh, shit, I forgot you were doing a show tonight.
[01:55:00]  Happy Moo Moo Day, GOAT.
[01:55:02]  Because it's Mima Day, bring this video back.
[01:55:07]  Excuse me, bringing this video of mine back since it fits.
[01:55:12]  So here it is, Piss Goblin with his fucking freaky little videos.
[01:55:16]  Of course, making fun of me.
[01:55:17]  I'm the butt of the joke.
[01:55:22]  So let's go ahead and listen to what fucking Piss Goblin has in store here.
[01:55:25]  What is this shit?
[01:55:27]  Oh, great.
[01:55:29]  Oh, God.
[01:55:30]  Oh, Christ.
[01:55:33]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:38]  Oh, no.
[01:55:39]  What is it?
[01:55:40]  Ghosty Pooh.
[01:55:41]  I think the condom broke.
[01:55:43]  What?
[01:55:44]  Baby, please don't be mad at me.
[01:55:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:47]  I'm so sorry.
[01:55:50]  Fucking stays.
[01:55:54]  I can't believe I'm a mother now.
[01:55:57]  I never would have thought this would happen in my life.
[01:55:59]  It's a ghost, baby.
[01:56:01]  It sure is.
[01:56:02]  I'm so proud of you.
[01:56:04]  I love you.
[01:56:09]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[01:56:12]  You goddamn motherfuckers.
[01:56:15]  You goddamn motherfuckers, man.
[01:56:17]  Especially you, Piss Goblin, making all these fucking videos and making me look like a Jagoff out here.
[01:56:23]  Yeah, this really inspires me to want to continue to do this fucking broadcast on a consistent basis, doesn't it, huh?
[01:56:29]  Oh, yeah.
[01:56:30]  It really makes me want to fucking do this stupid fucking broadcast, doesn't it?
[01:56:36]  Fuck you, Piss Goblin.
[01:56:38]  All right, what is this?
[01:56:38]  Winter the Wolf.
[01:56:39]  Congratulations on becoming a mother ghost.
[01:56:42]  Fuck off.
[01:56:43]  Fuck off.
[01:56:46]  Goddamn scumbag motherfuckers, what you are.
[01:56:51]  Anyway, let me move on here.
[01:56:53]  Who the hell else do we got here?
[01:56:55]  The next $20, $20 by Horatio Nelson.
[01:56:59]  And he goes, What's going on, man?
[01:57:02]  Ha ha ha.
[01:57:02]  That's right, folks.
[01:57:03]  It's another chat vote on this special edition of Ghost Porking Your Mother.
[01:57:08]  Whatever the hell that means.
[01:57:10]  Anyway, choose one, two, or three, Chad.
[01:57:12]  It's chat's choice.
[01:57:14]  All right.
[01:57:15]  So go ahead and put in what you want to see here in the chat room.
[01:57:18]  One, two, or three.
[01:57:20]  And we're going to play that video that was requested by Horatio Nelson.
[01:57:24]  Does everybody understand that?
[01:57:26]  Good God.
[01:57:27]  Anyway, one, two, or three.
[01:57:29]  All right.
[01:57:29]  We got one.
[01:57:30]  We got some twos here.
[01:57:33]  Ones, two, two, two.
[01:57:34]  I'm seeing a lot of twos.
[01:57:36]  Seeing a lot of twos.
[01:57:38]  Looks like the twos get it to me.
[01:57:40]  All right, look at all them twos.
[01:57:41]  Let's go ahead and put in number two.
[01:57:45]  We are going to play the video number two by Horatio Nelson.
[01:57:49]  So let's see what video number two has in store by Horatio.
[01:57:53]  What is this?
[01:57:55]  Hold on.
[01:57:55]  We got to wait about fucking 15 seconds for a goddamn advertisement.
[01:58:02]  Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, YouTube is getting, you know, a little bit too invasive on these advertisements, for fuck's sake.
[01:58:12]  They're getting as bad as Twitch.
[01:58:15]  All right, what the hell is this?
[01:58:16]  Dude, what is this?
[01:58:18]  Horatio Nelson, what the hell did you just have the chat choose from?
[01:58:22]  What is it?
[01:58:22]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:58:25]  What is this?
[01:58:28]  Wait a minute.
[01:58:28]  Hold on, is this the Yakuza game?
[01:58:33]  Is this the Yakuza game?
[01:58:34]  Is this the Yakuza game?
[01:58:40]  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
[01:58:42]  It's got this shit.
[01:58:44]  Oh, God, no.
[01:58:47]  Oh, my God, no.
[01:58:52]  Oh, my God.
[01:58:53]  This is what's in Yakuza.
[01:58:58]  This is what's in Yakuza?
[01:59:06]  Man, you guys know how to fuck up everything for me, man.
[01:59:09]  You know that?
[01:59:10]  You fucking troll pieces of shit know how to fuck up everything, man.
[01:59:17]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:22]  What the fuck?
[01:59:22]  I love boobs.
[01:59:30]  What?
[01:59:32]  What the fuck am I watching?
[01:59:34]  This isn't part of the real game.
[01:59:35]  No way.
[01:59:36]  This is a part of the real fucking game.
[01:59:38]  No way, no way, no way this is part of the fucking Yakuza game.
[01:59:56]  Sucked up for Quack says, I guess that means Red Dead Redemption.
[02:00:00]  Then I don't know about that, dude.
[02:00:02]  What the fuck is this?
[02:00:05]  What is going on here?
[02:00:11]  What the fuck?
[02:00:16]  Oh!
[02:00:20]  Fucking this stupid baby fetish bullshit!
[02:00:23]  No!
[02:00:26]  This is in the fucking game!
[02:00:28]  This is in the fucking game!
[02:00:31]  Are you shitting me?
[02:00:36]  Are you fucking joking?
[02:00:40]  Oh my god.
[02:00:44]  What the fuck?
[02:00:48]  Oh my god.
[02:00:51]  You know how to ruin a fucking game, man.
[02:00:53]  Winter the Wolf said, I am uncomfortable in a diamond net.
[02:00:56]  No shit.
[02:00:57]  I'm a little uncomfortable, man.
[02:00:59]  I didn't even realize this kind of sick, infantile shit was a part of the fucking game.
[02:01:05]  Oh, God.
[02:01:09]  Oh, my God.
[02:01:10]  What are you going to fight these fuckers in diapers?
[02:01:12]  You got to be shitting me.
[02:01:13]  He's going to fight these fuckers in diapers.
[02:01:17]  Oh, no.
[02:01:19]  Oh, my God.
[02:01:23]  Oh, my God.
[02:01:24]  Dude, are you fucking joking?
[02:01:26]  Oh, he just stuck the goddamn bamboo stick up his ass.
[02:01:30]  He just stuck it up his ass.
[02:01:32]  Are you kidding me?
[02:01:34]  Oh, my God.
[02:01:36]  What the fuck am I watching here?
[02:01:39]  What the fuck am I watching here?
[02:01:46]  Oh, God.
[02:01:46]  I guess Yakuza's out of the fucking question, man.
[02:01:49]  I mean, good God.
[02:01:54]  I guess playing the game, Yakuza, is out of the fucking question.
[02:02:03]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:05]  Now I'm embarrassed that I even thought about fucking playing this shit.
[02:02:08]  You know that?
[02:02:09]  Now I'm fucking embarrassed.
[02:02:14]  Now I'm fucking embarrassed.
[02:02:21]  I can't believe this.
[02:02:24]  Fucking weirdo jab.
[02:02:25]  You see, this is a part of the fucking weirdo jap culture that I keep telling you about, man.
[02:02:30]  Fucking Masked Pony's house.
[02:02:33]  Who started a party at Masked Pony's house?
[02:02:35]  Dude, shut up.
[02:02:36]  That's not funny either.
[02:02:37]  Alright, that's not funny either.
[02:02:40]  Jesus Christ, I am not fighting idiots and diapers in a game, dude.
[02:02:51]  I am not doing that.
[02:02:52]  I'm sorry.
[02:02:54]  I am not doing that.
[02:02:57]  I AM NOT FIGHTING IDIOTS IN DIAPERS!
[02:03:07]  I mean, this is fucked up, dude.
[02:03:09]  I- I- I am upset.
[02:03:10]  I'm upset now.
[02:03:12]  I'm embarrassed that I even thought about playing this fucking game.
[02:03:21]  What a fucked up night.
[02:03:23]  What a fucking fucked up shitbird anti-Mother's Day fucking edition, man.
[02:03:32]  Oh, God.
[02:03:33]  Are we done?
[02:03:34]  Are we done with this?
[02:03:35]  I hope we're done.
[02:03:40]  I can't believe I wanted to play this fucking game, man.
[02:03:45]  Take this shit off, dude.
[02:03:47]  Take the fucking garbage off.
[02:03:51]  Real funny assholes.
[02:03:53]  Real fucking funny, Horatio Nelson.
[02:03:55]  God damn it.
[02:03:57]  Real fucking funny, you motherfuckers.
[02:04:00]  I mean, now you fucked up the goddamn Yakuza game for me, and I'm not going to be able to play it.
[02:04:05]  Winter the wolf just dropped the diamond.
[02:04:07]  Say, play Modern Doom, metal and killing shit.
[02:04:11]  You know, I get that, man.
[02:04:13]  I don't know, man.
[02:04:14]  I don't know what I'm going to do anymore.
[02:04:16]  You guys have fucked everything up.
[02:04:18]  You fuck everything up all the time.
[02:04:20]  What is it, Black Worm?
[02:04:22]  So when are you playing this game again?
[02:04:24]  Remember, you said it was your favorite.
[02:04:26]  I didn't say it was my favorite.
[02:04:27]  I said that I've seen gameplay for it, and it looked like something I would consider playing on the stream.
[02:04:35]  All right.
[02:04:36]  Now that you fuckers have fucking shown me that it's sick, fucking weirdo jap shit in the goddamn fucking video game.
[02:04:43]  I don't want to play it anymore.
[02:04:46]  Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking trolls.
[02:04:48]  Now to fuck everything up, man.
[02:04:50]  You know how to fuck everything up.

=== Spin Cycle Appliances (11:57) ===

[02:04:53]  Anyway, women are stinky holes requested this one and said, here is a video of a washing machine to celebrate today.
[02:05:00]  No shit.
[02:05:01]  And what the hell?
[02:05:02]  Winter the wolf just dropped the diamond and said, yet to evict the mortally challenged from life.
[02:05:08]  All right, well, thank you very much.
[02:05:10]  Let's get to women or stinky holes up in here and see what the hell kind of video.
[02:05:14]  He wants to introduce a washing machine to celebrate Mother's Day.
[02:05:18]  So let's take a look at this.
[02:05:20]  All right, here it is right here.
[02:05:22]  All right, how about a little bit of a washing machine?
[02:05:25]  Here, for all you single, dirty, dishrag whore mothers that don't do shit from Shinola and probably have some goddamn illegal alien childcare provider doing everything from cleaning and washing your dirty, shitty, bloody underwear and all that other shit.
[02:05:41]  Let me introduce you women to something that you need to get acquainted with, and that is a washing machine.
[02:05:47]  How you like that, huh?
[02:05:49]  This is a beautiful 1980s edition, all right, Maytag washing machine.
[02:05:56]  As you can see, you're gonna fill it up with water, and then you're gonna shove some clothes in there, a little bit of fucking detergent, so that you can wash your fucking clothes here.
[02:06:07]  Do you see this, ladies?
[02:06:09]  Do you see what's going on here?
[02:06:11]  Take notes, because you're gonna have to do this if you want to get a man that actually cares about your stupid fucking problem-causing asses.
[02:06:20]  All right, so take a look right here.
[02:06:24]  There you go, throw your dirty draws in there.
[02:06:27]  You see what I'm saying?
[02:06:30]  All right, you throw a lot of clothes in there.
[02:06:33]  You see that, women, huh?
[02:06:37]  Ah, you see that?
[02:06:39]  You need to get acquainted with this washer.
[02:06:42]  Women are stinky holes just dropped a diamond and said, now could be a good time to grab a beer or THC.
[02:06:49]  You know what?
[02:06:50]  Thank you very much, Womener Stinky Holes.
[02:06:52]  I might as well do that.
[02:06:54]  I think I'm going to get myself some tetrahydrocannabinol, for Christ's sake.
[02:06:58]  How about that?
[02:06:59]  Where's my pipe?
[02:07:02]  Where's my pipe right here?
[02:07:04]  Are you damn single-dirty dishrag whore mothers out here?
[02:07:07]  Are you getting acquainted with this damn washer?
[02:07:10]  Huh, boy?
[02:07:12]  You better.
[02:07:13]  You goddamn dirty bitches better.
[02:07:15]  Where's my bag of go?
[02:07:16]  Here it is out here.
[02:07:18]  All right, huh?
[02:07:18]  Look at that.
[02:07:19]  How do you like that, dirty dishrag whore single mothers?
[02:07:23]  This is a washing machine.
[02:07:25]  All right?
[02:07:27]  This is what you need to learn how to master.
[02:07:31]  And once you single, dirty, dishrag whore mothers master this, it's time for you to master some kitchen appliances.
[02:07:39]  Once you master the kitchen appliances, that's when you dirty whores need to master how to measure spices and herbs so you can know how to cook on those kitchen appliances.
[02:07:51]  Do you understand?
[02:07:52]  All right?
[02:07:55]  All right, learn something, women.
[02:07:58]  All right, learn something.
[02:08:00]  These skills will actually keep your man faithful.
[02:08:03]  These skills will actually keep your man at home and appreciative that you actually know how to do something besides spend his money and cause unnecessary problems.
[02:08:14]  Do you understand me, you dumb bitches?
[02:08:18]  Happy anti-Mother's Day edition, baby.
[02:08:23]  And look, I've got women in the chat room saying, fuck you, ghost, you fucking pig, you fucking snake, you fucking lizard, you fucking boomer.
[02:08:33]  Hey, I'm just telling you women the truth.
[02:08:36]  If you want a man to stick around you, you need to get acquainted with what you're watching right here.
[02:08:42]  All right?
[02:08:42]  You need to get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances.
[02:08:45]  You need to get acquainted with measuring herbs and spices and learn how to cook.
[02:08:50]  You understand, woman?
[02:08:52]  All right, the reason you're alone and don't have anybody by your side is because you're a useless bitch.
[02:08:58]  You're a useless fucking bitch that just knows how to take ejaculations in your uterus and then nine months later, a fucking kid gets shitted out of the uterus pipe.
[02:09:08]  All right?
[02:09:10]  You know it and I know what.
[02:09:12]  This last five minutes has been some of the best content to come out of your show in the last decade.
[02:09:17]  Cheers, Ghost.
[02:09:19]  Oh, good.
[02:09:19]  Thank you.
[02:09:20]  I'm just telling the truth about these fucking women.
[02:09:22]  All right.
[02:09:22]  All I'm doing, all right.
[02:09:25]  I'm just telling the truth about the women.
[02:09:27]  That's all I'm doing.
[02:09:28]  I'm telling the fucking truth.
[02:09:30]  And what now?
[02:09:32]  What is it?
[02:09:33]  Marshall Burnsey says you may learn to clean clothes from washing machine, but the real thing that you're supposed to learn if you're a woman is how not to talk back.
[02:09:45]  Oh, how not to talk back.
[02:09:48]  Well, that's another lesson after they get acquainted with these appliances.
[02:09:52]  Okay, once they get acquainted with these appliances, then they have to learn to shut their fucking mouths and speak when fucking spoken to.
[02:10:00]  All right?
[02:10:02]  What's up, Prince?
[02:10:03]  You should honestly just host a Minecraft survival server.
[02:10:07]  It's free of any paused current year progressiveness.
[02:10:10]  Mine's simple, unbridled fun.
[02:10:12]  God, just like any creative.
[02:10:14]  I have to agree and disagree with you there, Prince.
[02:10:16]  I'm not playing no Minecraft.
[02:10:18]  I'm not playing no Minecraft, dude.
[02:10:20]  That's for fucking that's for homos.
[02:10:22]  I'm sorry.
[02:10:23]  That's for fucking homos.
[02:10:25]  I don't like Minecraft, dude.
[02:10:26]  I'm sorry.
[02:10:27]  I'm sorry, Prince.
[02:10:29]  And like Marshall Burnsey, how you get them to talk, not talk back is first of all, once they're acquainted with washing machines and once they're acquainted with quick kitchen appliances and know how to cook and shit, that's when you got to give them the cue to shut their fucking holes whenever they're fucking talking too much.
[02:10:47]  All right.
[02:10:48]  You know that in the Arab community or in the Jew community, they usually say a word like, Lachim!
[02:10:56]  Lachim!
[02:10:58]  You know, once you hear a Jew or a Muslim say that, the fucking woman that's next to him is going to shut their fucking mouths.
[02:11:04]  All right.
[02:11:04]  That's the kind of training that you've got to get a woman to get to.
[02:11:09]  Now, occasionally, like my, hold on, what her Noble Savage!
[02:11:14]  Happy vaginal canal slip and slide day.
[02:11:17]  If you know a mother you can help tonight, help her out.
[02:11:20]  And for the daddies, if you coom in her, these are things you'll have to think about at night.
[02:11:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:11:27]  Well, thank you, Noble Savage.
[02:11:29]  But as I was saying, okay, to get a woman in that way, that kind of training, to where all you got to do is just say, Laim!
[02:11:39]  And then they shut their mouths, you might have to do what Sean Connery said.
[02:11:43]  Now, if you're not familiar with what my good friend Sean Connery said, I quote, this is what he said: a woman deserves a good smack every now and then.
[02:11:52]  Now, I'm not saying that, you know, women deserve to get beat or abused or anything of that nature.
[02:11:59]  All I'm saying is you need to give them some affection in a physical sort of way with an open hand, okay?
[02:12:08]  Because sometimes they don't learn very well when you try to sit there and facilitate that to them in common sense.
[02:12:15]  I'm just saying.
[02:12:16]  Anyway, women, here's another minute of the washing machine to get yourself acquainted with machines that are going to keep your man loyal and keep your man at home.
[02:12:26]  All right, here it is.
[02:12:27]  All right, here it is.
[02:12:31]  There it is, baby.
[02:12:33]  And by the way, let me take a smoke here.
[02:12:36]  All right, let me take a smoke.
[02:12:39]  And look, if you're a woman getting offense to this, I'm sorry, but I'm telling the truth.
[02:12:45]  Okay, I'm telling the truth.
[02:12:47]  Ever since women got the right to vote, ever since women started burning their bras and becoming muff divers, this country has turned into hell.
[02:12:56]  What's the difference between a washing machine and a woman?
[02:12:59]  A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
[02:13:07]  Especially when there are many, many.
[02:13:09]  Oh, my God.
[02:13:10]  An updated depiction of what ghost looks like is drawn by this community's very own Artemis.
[02:13:16]  Oh, great.
[02:13:16]  Yeah, I can't wait to see that.
[02:13:19]  Oh, yeah, I can't wait to see that for Christ's sake.
[02:13:22]  All right, let's let's let the women look at the washing machine for about one more minute.
[02:13:27]  Let me take a hit of this fucking dope here.
[02:13:29]  All right, let me take a smoke of this dope.
[02:13:34]  You see this, women, huh?
[02:13:36]  Do you know the spin cycle?
[02:13:38]  And if you get bored, if you're like, this is boring, ghosts, what you can do is when you go into the second round of the spin cycle, which is going to commence here shortly, and the cycle is going to go very fast, you can put the edge of your vulva on the corner of the damn washing machine and get yourself a quick squirt while you're actually conducting something productive, as in washing clothes.
[02:14:07]  I'm not joking, okay?
[02:14:09]  I mean, look at old ghost over here trying to be helpful to women while they're out here.
[02:14:15]  Oh, shit, I forgot the PC shot.
[02:14:17]  Sorry, got that.
[02:14:19]  Anyway, as you can see here, here's the second spin cycle.
[02:14:25]  And as you can see, it's vibrating the goddamn washing machine.
[02:14:30]  And all you got to do as a woman is put your vulva or, you know, your beam in between the corner of this, one of these corners of this goddamn washing machine so you can have a little bit of squirt while you're actually conducting in something productive.
[02:14:48]  So you can have fun and clean clothes at the same time.
[02:14:52]  What do you women think, huh?
[02:14:55]  I'm a nice guy.
[02:14:56]  I'm telling you.
[02:14:57]  Look, you know, why not?
[02:14:59]  Because, I mean, we just saw a bunch of bulldykes a couple of shows ago talking about their big dildos and how they use it on a Saturday night.
[02:15:07]  And that's all they do.
[02:15:09]  Here, you're keeping your fucking household clean.
[02:15:12]  You're keeping your clothes clean while at the same time using the spin cycle to flick your fucking beam.
[02:15:18]  Killing two birds with one stone.
[02:15:21]  And the American gamer just dropped a diamond and said, Amy Schumer has a cooking show.
[02:15:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:15:27]  There it is.
[02:15:28]  You see that spin cycle right there?
[02:15:30]  Look at how fast that's going.
[02:15:33]  The American Gamer dropped another dime and said she needed to get back in the kitchen.
[02:15:37]  You're damn right.
[02:15:39]  You're damn right.
[02:15:39]  Look at that spin cycle.
[02:15:41]  Look at this.
[02:15:42]  That's what I'm saying, women.
[02:15:43]  When you're at hard at work, you know, just put your Vijay J on the corner there and get yourself a quick squirt while you're working.
[02:15:51]  I mean, you know, give me a break.
[02:15:54]  Enjoy yourself while you're working.
[02:15:57]  Enjoy yourself while you're being productive.
[02:16:01]  Look at that spin cycle.
[02:16:04]  Look at that spin cycle, baby.
[02:16:06]  Look at that spin cycle!
[02:16:19]  All right, turn it off.
[02:16:21]  Turn it off.
[02:16:22]  I'm just trying to give some helpful advice to women out there if they want to keep their men and they want to keep their men at home and they want to keep their men happy.
[02:16:32]  These are the things that you're going to have to learn how to do.
[02:16:34]  You're going to have to get yourself acquainted with a goddamn washer, a dryer.
[02:16:39]  You're going to have to get yourself acquainted with some fucking kitchen appliances.
[02:16:43]  You need to get yourself acquainted with things called a mop and a broom.
[02:16:47]  You understand?
[02:16:49]  So, I mean, don't hate me.

=== Flushing the Shitbowl (12:14) ===

[02:16:51]  I'm the messenger here.
[02:16:53]  Why are you killing the messenger for Christ's sake?
[02:16:56]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[02:16:58]  Let's move on to the next $20, $20.
[02:17:00]  This one right here was requested by Alien the Resurrection.
[02:17:04]  And Alien the Resurrection says actual footage of ghosts getting into a fight with and killing his pig wife.
[02:17:12]  Dude, this better not be some graphic shit, dude.
[02:17:14]  I'm telling you, I'm fucking.
[02:17:15]  I'm tired of you idiots doing this shit.
[02:17:18]  What is this?
[02:17:20]  Oh my god.
[02:17:23]  Dude, fuck you, whoever the hell.
[02:17:25]  Alexander the Resurrection, fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
[02:17:30]  All right, fuck you, you fucking piece of fucking two-bit garbage.
[02:17:37]  Anyway, once again, what's this guy's name?
[02:17:40]  Alexander the Resurrection.
[02:17:42]  Actual footage of ghosts getting into a fight and killing his pig wife.
[02:17:46]  All right, let's go ahead and play the shit by Alexander the Resurrection.
[02:17:51]  Go ahead and play it.
[02:17:53]  Jesus Christ.
[02:17:55]  Remember how for all those years nobody knew who Misery's real father was?
[02:17:59]  Or if they'd ever be reunited?
[02:18:01]  You guys are fucked up, man.
[02:18:02]  It's all right here.
[02:18:03]  You know, does she finally marry Ian?
[02:18:05]  Or will it be Winthorne?
[02:18:08]  It's all right here.
[02:18:09]  You guys are fucked up assholes.
[02:18:12]  Paul, you can't!
[02:18:14]  Why not?
[02:18:15]  I learned it from you.
[02:18:18]  No, no, no, not misery!
[02:18:21]  Not my misery!
[02:18:23]  No!
[02:18:33]  Oh, man, sometimes bitches need a fucking typewriter over the head.
[02:18:44]  Oh, my God.
[02:18:45]  I'm sorry.
[02:18:46]  I'm sorry.
[02:18:47]  I shouldn't be laughing.
[02:18:49]  Oh, Tiger!
[02:18:53]  Oh, she pulls out the snubby tiger uppercunt.
[02:19:05]  Look at James Conn mushing this bitch.
[02:19:07]  He's mushing that bitch.
[02:19:15]  Fucking stick it.
[02:19:16]  Stick that fucking stick it down her throat.
[02:19:20]  Fucking eat it.
[02:19:22]  Eat it.
[02:19:24]  Eat it.
[02:19:24]  Stuff it down her fucking hole.
[02:19:27]  Stuff it down her fucking hole.
[02:19:30]  You're damn right.
[02:19:31]  Oh, kick of the balls.
[02:19:37]  Kick to the balls.
[02:19:38]  Oh, there.
[02:19:39]  There she is.
[02:19:40]  Corner of the goddamn typewriter right there.
[02:19:44]  Oh, man.
[02:19:45]  All right.
[02:19:46]  Anyway, that was not obviously me and Mrs. Ghost, but still.
[02:19:50]  Fuck you, Alexander the Resurrection, you piece of shit.
[02:19:55]  All right, who the hell else is next?
[02:19:56]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:57]  Women are stinky holes again.
[02:20:00]  And what did Women are stinky holes request?
[02:20:02]  He said, here's a video of a toilet to celebrate single mothers.
[02:20:09]  A toilet.
[02:20:14]  To celebrate single mothers.
[02:20:16]  How about that?
[02:20:17]  How about a little bit of a toilet?
[02:20:19]  How about that shit?
[02:20:22]  All right.
[02:20:22]  Women are stinky holes requested this.
[02:20:24]  What is this?
[02:20:26]  Oh, man.
[02:20:27]  Here we go.
[02:20:28]  In honor of the Anti-Mother's Day edition, I present to you La Toilet.
[02:20:35]  All right, courtesy of Women or Stinky Holes.
[02:20:37]  Play it.
[02:20:38]  La Toilette.
[02:20:44]  Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
[02:20:49]  Happy Mother's Day.
[02:20:50]  Here's a nice good flush for you, huh?
[02:20:53]  How's this for a nice flush?
[02:20:58]  How's that for a nice fucking flush?
[02:21:01]  Hold on, what is what?
[02:21:02]  What is it?
[02:21:03]  I was gonna put this in the next chat choice again, but it's been there since the first one and never picked, and I wanna play it.
[02:21:10]  By the way, I warned you of the diaper fight when you first mentioned Yakuza, Hambone.
[02:21:15]  I don't remember you telling me about the diaper fight.
[02:21:18]  If you did, I thought you were joking, alright?
[02:21:21]  Let's go back to La Toilette Jackson here.
[02:21:23]  We were just watching.
[02:21:24]  Gotta play it.
[02:21:27]  Happy Mother's Day, ma'am!
[02:21:33]  HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MAH MAH!
[02:21:40]  Look at all these toilets!
[02:21:42]  Look at these toilets.
[02:21:44]  Listen to the different flushes, huh?
[02:21:47]  Is this art for you, Lee?
[02:21:48]  This is art.
[02:21:48]  There's almost a million people that view this shit.
[02:21:54]  Happy Mother's Day, ma'am!
[02:21:57]  Winter the Wolf just dropped the diamond and said, shout out to the good mothers.
[02:22:01]  Fuck the bad ones.
[02:22:06]  Happy Mother's Day, Mammy!
[02:22:09]  Now clean the shit!
[02:22:13]  Clean the shit!
[02:22:17]  Did you hear me, woman?
[02:22:19]  Clean that shitbowl!
[02:22:22]  Clean that dirty shitbowl!
[02:22:26]  You dirty bitch!
[02:22:31]  Y'all like to do some of that ASMR fucking toilet flushing?
[02:22:39]  CLEAN THAT SHITBOWL!
[02:22:50]  CLEAN THAT DAMN SHITBOWL!
[02:22:56]  Jesus Christ, how many fucking toilets does this guy have in his backyard?
[02:23:04]  Good lord.
[02:23:06]  Okay, this looks like the last one.
[02:23:09]  Oh, this looks like the last one.
[02:23:10]  I think this video might be some coded message.
[02:23:13]  Hashtag trannies in flushing.
[02:23:16]  Oh, Captain Autism.
[02:23:19]  Come on, man.
[02:23:20]  Come on.
[02:23:22]  We're celebrating anti-Mother's Day edition with toilet flushes here.
[02:23:26]  Come on.
[02:23:27]  Ghost, I'm tired of you spending disability checks on weeds.
[02:23:31]  Oh, fuck it.
[02:23:31]  It doesn't help your glaucoma.
[02:23:33]  You're already blind.
[02:23:34]  Go fuck off, dude.
[02:23:36]  I'm not blind.
[02:23:36]  Shut up, all right?
[02:23:38]  Geno X1987.
[02:23:40]  What was your mother like?
[02:23:42]  Who gives a shit?
[02:23:43]  My mother's dead.
[02:23:44]  Who gives a fuck, alright?
[02:23:46]  All right, we're celebrating Mother's Day with toilet flushes, so shut up.
[02:23:49]  All right.
[02:23:50]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:23:51]  I'm going to fucking fix this stupid fucking mouse.
[02:23:59]  How do you like that?
[02:24:01]  How do you like a little bit of that?
[02:24:03]  Over 9,000 flushes.
[02:24:06]  How do you like some of that?
[02:24:08]  Fucking look at it.
[02:24:09]  Look at this idiot's backyard.
[02:24:11]  Look at this.
[02:24:11]  Is it a toilet shrine for fuck's sake?
[02:24:15]  Alright.
[02:24:15]  Anyway, thank you very much, Women or Stinky Holes, for requesting this video and dedicating it to the anti-Mother's Day edition of the Ghost Show.
[02:24:26]  Okay, we appreciate it.
[02:24:28]  Let's continue here.
[02:24:30]  Anonymous requested this one and didn't say anything about it.
[02:24:34]  So let's see what Anonymous has us obligated to watch here for a YouTube video, shall we?
[02:24:40]  The hell is this?
[02:24:43]  So wait a minute.
[02:24:45]  No, are you fucking joking?
[02:24:48]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:24:51]  Yeah, I could imagine that you're fucking anonymous requesting this shit.
[02:24:56]  Underlust Torrell story?
[02:24:59]  The Torrell story?
[02:25:01]  Are you shitting me?
[02:25:02]  It's bad enough that I got to deal with this goddamn drama with Esriel in the fucking ghost show chat room.
[02:25:08]  And now I'm going to hear the underlust Toriel story.
[02:25:11]  Good goddamn it.
[02:25:14]  And look at this.
[02:25:15]  There's almost 2 million views on this Undertale bullshit.
[02:25:20]  Oh, God.
[02:25:21]  Just play this shit.
[02:25:23]  Play it.
[02:25:24]  So, Toriel, do you forgive Asgor for killing the human children?
[02:25:30]  What a silly thing to say, my child.
[02:25:33]  There is no way Asgore would be capable of doing such a thing.
[02:25:36]  No.
[02:25:36]  Besides, in this world, I'm the sugar mama.
[02:25:41]  Oh, what the fuck?
[02:25:46]  So, Toriel, where's Eskriel?
[02:25:49]  Where's Esriel?
[02:25:50]  Oh, my God, no.
[02:25:52]  And what the hell is this, Kans Abuser?
[02:25:55]  All furries are man children just loves to start shit where there is none.
[02:26:01]  I still hold all the cards.
[02:26:03]  Okay, great.
[02:26:04]  Thank you very much, for Christ's sake.
[02:26:05]  I appreciate it, all right?
[02:26:07]  Jesus Christ.
[02:26:08]  And by the way, have you started the hormone therapy there, Kans Abuser?
[02:26:12]  Inquiring minds want to know.
[02:26:15]  Anyway, let's get back to this anonymous fucking clip about fucking Toriel Esriel bullshit.
[02:26:21]  Ezreal?
[02:26:22]  Toriel?
[02:26:23]  How could you not know your own child?
[02:26:25]  Oh, no.
[02:26:26]  My child.
[02:26:29]  But I don't have a child.
[02:26:32]  This is fucking disgusting.
[02:26:35]  This is fucking disgusting, dude.
[02:26:39]  AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!
[02:26:47]  Not anymore.
[02:26:57]  Why am I watching this, please?
[02:27:02]  WHY AM I WATCHING THIS FUCKING CANCER?
[02:27:07]  Huh?
[02:27:15]  Oh, my God.
[02:27:16]  Is this over?
[02:27:18]  Is this fucking over?
[02:27:19]  Why did we take it over?
[02:27:20]  And look at fucking Reese is fucking Reese's Candy is advertising on this shit.
[02:27:29]  Oh my God.
[02:27:30]  Take this shit off, dude.
[02:27:31]  Take it off.
[02:27:32]  I mean, for fuck's sake.
[02:27:34]  For fuck's sake.
[02:27:35]  No wonder you were anonymous donating that shit.
[02:27:38]  And why the fuck is Reese fucking advertising during that horse shit?
[02:27:43]  I mean, I thought that Reese's pieces had some scruples.
[02:27:48]  And what is this, Derwicking?
[02:27:49]  Transit abuser might be holding all the cards, but Fat Elvis has all the tools.
[02:27:56]  The more you know.
[02:28:00]  I've got the tools.
[02:28:01]  You're not understanding.
[02:28:02]  I got the tools.
[02:28:04]  YouTube gives us the tools to be able to do these things.
[02:28:09]  All right.
[02:28:09]  Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20 up in here.
[02:28:13]  And this next one is by somebody claiming to be Roger Stone.
[02:28:16]  It obviously isn't.
[02:28:18]  But it says, Ghost, we doxed you.
[02:28:20]  Sorry to hear about your blindness.
[02:28:23]  All right.
[02:28:23]  So anyway, I don't know what the hell video this is.
[02:28:26]  All right, but let's see what this is.
[02:28:29]  Can we get to the fucking goddamn movie?
[02:28:31]  Well, hold on.
[02:28:32]  What is this?
[02:28:34]  Oh my God.
[02:28:40]  Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
[02:28:42]  Do you understand what I'm telling you?
[02:28:44]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[02:28:45]  Who the hell donated this again?
[02:28:47]  Some fucking moron trying to claim he's Roger Stone.
[02:28:51]  What is this?
[02:28:52]  Geno X1987 said, didn't you one say you hated your parents because you grew up poor under them?
[02:29:00]  I wouldn't say I hated them.
[02:29:01]  I just think that, you know, they were selfish pieces of fucking garbage.

=== Viking Waifu Doxxing (14:46) ===

[02:29:06]  That's about it.
[02:29:07]  I wouldn't say I hated them.
[02:29:08]  I would say that they were fucking irresponsible pieces of fucking crap that made bad decisions and blamed everybody else.
[02:29:16]  And one thing that I didn't learn, one thing I did learn from my folks was what not to do.
[02:29:22]  What not to do as a fucking human being.
[02:29:25]  So that's why I ended up becoming so successful.
[02:29:27]  All right, they taught me what the fuck not to do, okay?
[02:29:31]  And how not to be, etc.
[02:29:34]  So anyway, let's go ahead and get to the Roger Stone ghost.
[02:29:38]  We doxed you.
[02:29:39]  Sorry to hear about your blindness.
[02:29:41]  Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
[02:29:43]  This is supposed to be me, but viewer discretion is advised.
[02:29:46]  All right.
[02:29:47]  Here we go.
[02:29:48]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:29:51]  Almost three years old.
[02:29:53]  Scarlett Weens loves playing with her daddy.
[02:29:57]  Unlike the rest of the world, Scarlett doesn't see his scars.
[02:30:01]  She's too care that I disfigured to her.
[02:30:03]  I'm just daddy.
[02:30:04]  24-year-old Dallas Wayne suffered fourth-degree burns after an accident on a cherry picker.
[02:30:10]  He was making repairs at a Fort Worth church when his head touched a high-voltage power line.
[02:30:16]  Doctors didn't expect him to live.
[02:30:20]  He's skeleton.
[02:30:22]  I love this episode so far.
[02:30:24]  It has really been the goat.
[02:30:27]  Shut up, Chatelet.
[02:30:28]  All right, it's really been the goat.
[02:30:30]  Shut up.
[02:30:32]  Oh, my God.
[02:30:34]  This guy.
[02:30:36]  Oh, my God.
[02:30:37]  Of a body.
[02:30:39]  And the remarkable thing about his injury was that his brain was okay, and the rest of his body was okay.
[02:30:45]  I had faith that God would see me through what happened.
[02:30:50]  And that allowed me to accept it.
[02:30:53]  This time that I asked your daughter to come home to Dallas hopes to become the third face transplant case in the U.S. He's not afraid to face the public.
[02:31:02]  He just wants feeling and muscle control in his face.
[02:31:05]  Oh my god.
[02:31:08]  Get kisses from my daughter.
[02:31:09]  This is a case.
[02:31:10]  And I can't really hurt her.
[02:31:12]  And I can't really kiss her at.
[02:31:14]  His doctors are hopeful Dallas will be a candidate, but admit face transplantation is risky.
[02:31:19]  It's a transplant from another human, so you have to take medicines to keep your immune systems crashed so that you don't reject the transplant.
[02:31:27]  Whatever happened, that kid going to see through disabilitors.
[02:31:34]  A real career being able to provide my daughter.
[02:31:38]  So ready?
[02:31:39]  Go.
[02:31:42]  Well, at least he has an optimistic view.
[02:31:45]  He's got an optimistic view on life.
[02:31:47]  Little Scarlett has taught profound unconditional love.
[02:31:55]  Oh, that's just horrible, dude.
[02:31:59]  That's a horrible fucking video.
[02:32:01]  And I know you idiots were trying to donate it, trying to make it a big fucking troll, but that's just fucked up, dude.
[02:32:07]  That is just fucked up.
[02:32:09]  And I cannot believe that you people control that.
[02:32:11]  This poor bastard was up doing his job and accidentally had his face caught in a goddamn power line.
[02:32:17]  And unfortunately, now it looks like a fried up piece of bacon, man.
[02:32:20]  It sucks.
[02:32:21]  It's fucked up.
[02:32:22]  Anyway, I hope nothing but the best for that guy.
[02:32:24]  And, you know, what a positive attitude considering.
[02:32:28]  You know, you can learn a lot from folks that have had debilitating injuries and them still holding an element of optimism amidst all the tragedy.
[02:32:37]  You know, you got to respect that.
[02:32:38]  You got to respect that.
[02:32:40]  Anyway, we got Ard Hammond.
[02:32:42]  Ard Hammond is next.
[02:32:44]  And Art Hammond said, hey, ghost, since it's Disability Awareness Month, I thought I'd donate this to you in honor of both you and that month.
[02:32:55]  All right.
[02:32:55]  I don't know what the hell Art Hammond is talking about.
[02:32:58]  Let's see what the fuck he's talking about.
[02:33:00]  What is this shit?
[02:33:02]  All right, what is this?
[02:33:05]  Disability Awareness Month, you fucking idiots.
[02:33:08]  And what the hell is this?
[02:33:10]  Geno X1987 said, I grew up with a kid who looked like that, had his face ripped off by a cougar and lost most of what was there.
[02:33:19]  Dude, that's horrible, dude.
[02:33:20]  I mean, that is just completely fucking horrible.
[02:33:25]  And, you know, the only good part about that video that we saw previous is that the guy has optimism.
[02:33:33]  The guy actually is trying to continue on with life and finding, you know, joys and things that many of us take for granted, etc.
[02:33:44]  So cheers to that guy, man.
[02:33:45]  But that's hard.
[02:33:46]  That's hardcore to watch.
[02:33:49]  That's hardcore to watch.
[02:33:50]  Anyway, Ard Hammond donating this because of Disability Awareness Month in honor of me and the month.
[02:33:59]  So here it is.
[02:34:00]  Here's Ard Hammond.
[02:34:02]  Real fucking funny, you idiot.
[02:34:03]  Real fucking funny, dude.
[02:34:05]  Real funny.
[02:34:08]  All right.
[02:34:10]  I'm in a wheelchair, but I have all these stairs everywhere.
[02:34:13]  That makes a lot of sense.
[02:34:14]  Huh?
[02:34:15]  I mean, look at all these stairs.
[02:34:18]  But I'm in a wheelchair.
[02:34:19]  God damn it.
[02:34:21]  But I'm in a fucking wheelchair.
[02:34:23]  All right.
[02:34:23]  I'm in a fucking wheelchair for Christ's sake.
[02:34:26]  But there's all these stairs every fucking where for Christ's sake.
[02:34:30]  That's just great.
[02:34:32]  That's just great.
[02:34:33]  Is there any audio to this?
[02:34:36]  I mean, all it is is just, you know, some guy in a wheelchair.
[02:34:40]  It seems like he's trapped.
[02:34:44]  I mean, why have that many stairs if you're in a wheelchair?
[02:34:48]  I mean, seriously.
[02:34:50]  And what is he doing?
[02:34:51]  Is he just sitting there?
[02:34:52]  Is he meditating?
[02:34:53]  All right, he's moving.
[02:34:55]  He's moving now.
[02:34:59]  Okay, what the fuck?
[02:35:00]  I don't get it.
[02:35:00]  I don't get what the fuck this is.
[02:35:02]  Is it sensors?
[02:35:04]  I mean, is this like an automated type of shit?
[02:35:06]  Override, control, turn right.
[02:35:10]  What?
[02:35:11]  It's a vibrating wheelchair, so you can get a little bit of a fucking willy.
[02:35:16]  I don't get it.
[02:35:17]  What is this shit?
[02:35:19]  Sheckles can be even dear.
[02:35:22]  All right, what is it?
[02:35:23]  What is it now?
[02:35:24]  What is it now?
[02:35:25]  Hold on, pause this shit.
[02:35:27]  Jesus Christ with this fucking stupid mouse of mine, man.
[02:35:32]  Hold on.
[02:35:32]  Who the hell just did it here?
[02:35:33]  Replay it.
[02:35:35]  Shekos.
[02:35:35]  Chaz Finster.
[02:35:38]  Chaz Finster.
[02:35:40]  Seriously?
[02:35:41]  All right.
[02:35:42]  And you didn't say anything.
[02:35:43]  You just donated a fucking video.
[02:35:45]  What is this?
[02:35:46]  We've got Feminist Socialist with a Diamond.
[02:35:49]  Sounds like you need therapy, dude.
[02:35:50]  Seriously.
[02:35:51]  I don't need therapy.
[02:35:52]  You need therapy.
[02:35:54]  You're the fucking feminist socialist out here.
[02:35:56]  All right.
[02:35:57]  I'm a realist.
[02:35:59]  Okay.
[02:35:59]  I'm a realist for Christ's sake.
[02:36:01]  I'm not some fucking little pussy whip idiot like you living in a fucking bubble.
[02:36:05]  All right.
[02:36:06]  So you just sit there and shut your mouth and play the rest of goddamn Ard Hammond's video.
[02:36:11]  All right.
[02:36:13]  This is supposed to be me in a wheelchair, even though if I was in a wheelchair, look at all these steps.
[02:36:19]  What kind of a fucking crippled idiot would fucking purchase a home with so many steps?
[02:36:24]  And what's up with all the Arab writing?
[02:36:27]  What's up with all the Arab writing for Christ's sake?
[02:36:29]  Is this guy about to a la snack bar?
[02:36:32]  All right.
[02:36:33]  Anyway, thank you, Ard Hammond.
[02:36:34]  We appreciate it.
[02:36:36]  Even though I don't get it.
[02:36:38]  All right.
[02:36:38]  I don't get it, but I guess you're supposed to be claiming that I'm some kind of a goddamn cripple.
[02:36:44]  And that's me getting around my home or some kind of bullshit like that.
[02:36:49]  But anyway, let's move on.
[02:36:51]  All right, let's move.
[02:36:52]  Thank you once again, Ard Hammond.
[02:36:55]  Let's get to the next $20, $20.
[02:36:57]  This one is requested by Norsk Brony.
[02:37:01]  Norse Brony said anime isn't just waifus and tentacles.
[02:37:06]  Oh, yeah?
[02:37:06]  What is it?
[02:37:08]  What is it?
[02:37:08]  Is it the art?
[02:37:10]  Oh my god, I watch anime because of the art.
[02:37:13]  I watch anime because of the friendship.
[02:37:17]  What now?
[02:37:17]  Game recommendations.
[02:37:19]  There are many, many of them.
[02:37:21]  Fuck Yakuza.
[02:37:22]  Only real men play this.
[02:37:25]  Oh, yeah.
[02:37:25]  Well, we'll take a look at what game recommendation that you're talking about because I was considering Yakuza and then it just, I don't know what the fuck happened to Yakuza.
[02:37:35]  I mean, all they had, they just showed me that there was some kind of a fight scene between a bunch of japs and diapers and in pacifiers and shit.
[02:37:44]  And that's all I needed to see for me not to want to fucking play that shit.
[02:37:48]  That's all I needed to see.
[02:37:50]  All right, anyway, we're having a major problem with my fucking mouse here for fuck's sake, man.
[02:37:55]  I gotta fucking get a new one.
[02:37:56]  I hate to, you know what I mean?
[02:37:58]  That's because I throw this mouse everywhere because I get pissed off.
[02:38:01]  I throw it everywhere, and it's all fucked up thanks to you guys.
[02:38:04]  Anyway, let's get to the next dono.
[02:38:06]  Norse Brony.
[02:38:08]  Once again, anime isn't just for waifus and tentacles.
[02:38:11]  Let's see what Norse Brony is talking about.
[02:38:13]  Hold on, Albinclaus.
[02:38:16]  Albinclaus, what a great story.
[02:38:17]  A blind man with hope for future and love in his heart.
[02:38:21]  Ghost, why can't you take after your fellow blind man and be optimistic too?
[02:38:27]  Post blind sticker in chat to support Brian.
[02:38:30]  Crazy underscore you two.
[02:38:33]  Crazy YouTube Ninja.
[02:38:35]  1999 t-shirt.
[02:38:37]  Crazy U2 Ninja just hooked it up with a troll established 1999 shirt.
[02:38:44]  Cheers to Crazy U2 Ninja for hooking it up with a shirt, dude.
[02:38:48]  And by the way, more merch is coming.
[02:38:50]  Just give me some time.
[02:38:51]  I got a whole bunch of shit to do.
[02:38:52]  I got a whole bunch of shit on my plate.
[02:38:55]  But thank you, Crazy U2 Ninja, for hooking it up with a troll shirt.
[02:38:59]  Let's go ahead and get to Norse Brony's video.
[02:39:03]  All right, here it is.
[02:39:04]  Norse Brony's video.
[02:39:05]  Here it is.
[02:39:05]  What the fuck is this crap?
[02:39:09]  What is this?
[02:39:09]  Anime Viking shit?
[02:39:11]  Is that what I'm gathering here?
[02:39:14]  Some kind of anime Viking?
[02:39:18]  Oh, it's white Aryan Vikings and yet they're fucking speaking Jack.
[02:39:24]  Oh, that makes plenty of sense, doesn't it?
[02:39:26]  That makes plenty of sense.
[02:39:28]  No, no, Tensei!
[02:39:30]  We'll get closer to this!
[02:39:32]  We'll go right back!
[02:39:34]  I'm a medic of red dust!
[02:39:36]  I don't know!
[02:39:37]  I'm a bad guy!
[02:39:39]  Come here!
[02:39:42]  I mean, this doesn't even make any sense, dude.
[02:39:44]  That kind of shy-wild guy!
[02:39:47]  These are supposed to be Vikings, and they're talking that fucking tuna fish Jap fucking language.
[02:39:55]  Oh my.
[02:39:57]  You know, you guys have fucking pushed.
[02:39:59]  You're about to push me over the fucking edge.
[02:40:01]  I gotta take a break.
[02:40:03]  Get me out of here, damn.
[02:40:04]  I can't fucking take this fucking kotaitier.
[02:41:22]  I mean I can't take this shit anymore man.
[02:41:26]  I mean, I'm subjected to enemy bullshit, all kinds of weirdo fucking all kinds of weirdo crap.
[02:41:33]  Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, dude.
[02:41:36]  I'm telling you, this fucking piece of shit mouse is fucking pissing me off.
[02:41:44]  You could...
[02:41:46]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:41:49]  Come here.
[02:41:50]  Anyway, sorry, folks.
[02:41:51]  I'm...
[02:41:51]  I'm really, I'm really upset, dude.
[02:41:54]  I really am regretting the fact that I even did this fucking show today.
[02:41:59]  I'm really regretting the fact Thought I was gonna have a good time and shit, but no, look at look at what I'm looking at.
[02:42:06]  I'm watching.
[02:42:08]  Look at all the goddamn bullshit I've been subjected to for fuck's sake.
[02:42:14]  Goddamn motherfuckers.
[02:42:16]  Goddamn motherfuckers.
[02:42:19]  How long have I been fucking two hours and 42 minutes?
[02:42:22]  I've been broadcasting this shit.
[02:42:24]  Seems like four fucking hours.
[02:42:28]  How long is this stupid dumb jap Viking shit am I watching?
[02:42:31]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[02:42:33]  I'm gonna give this another minute.
[02:42:37]  I'm giving this another minute.
[02:42:43]  This is supposed to be the ANTI-MOTHER'S DAY EDITION, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
[02:43:00]  Oh my god...
[02:43:02]  This a dead kid?
[02:43:04]  Did he kill the kid?
[02:43:06]  Oi! Oi! Oi!
[02:43:09]  Oh, Christ.
[02:43:11]  Of course.
[02:43:11]  Now, no.
[02:43:12]  No, I was just playing dead.
[02:43:13]  All right, great.
[02:43:16]  Great.
[02:43:17]  All right, I've had enough of this shit.
[02:43:20]  And of course, the kid looks like a baguette.
[02:43:23]  Of course, the kid looks like he's a fuckin' street kid for sale on the street.
[02:43:36]  Alright, we're done with this.
[02:43:39]  All right, I've let this go for four hours and or excuse me, four minutes and 45 seconds.
[02:43:46]  Now, now, now what?
[02:43:47]  The Viking wants to get to know him?
[02:43:50]  Oh, I like the way you're feisty.

=== Top World Address (03:07) ===

[02:43:52]  Tell me you're natural.
[02:43:54]  All right, get the shit out.
[02:43:55]  All right, we're done with this.
[02:43:57]  All right, anyway, thank you, Norse Brony, for enlightening us that fucking anime is not just weebs and waifus and tentacles.
[02:44:06]  It can also be Viking shit now, all right?
[02:44:09]  Oh, all right, let's continue, folks, all right, because once again, we got a lot of donos here on this anti-Mother's Day edition of the Ghost Show, and I'd like to remind everybody, all right, put the PC shot on.
[02:44:24]  Take a look who's at the head of IP2, baby, huh?
[02:44:28]  By a landslide, by a landslide, baby.
[02:44:32]  That face transplant guy ended up regaining his sense of smell, but not his sight.
[02:44:37]  Oh, that sucks.
[02:44:38]  He no longer looks like Mason Verger.
[02:44:40]  He's an avid churchgoer, and he also got married.
[02:44:43]  He's an example to everyone dealing with tragedy or adversity.
[02:44:47]  Cap 2 ban Captain Desi.
[02:44:49]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:44:51]  What are you talking about?
[02:44:53]  I was agreeing with you, man.
[02:44:54]  And then, you know, tight cat to ban Captain Desi, of course.
[02:44:58]  Of course.
[02:44:59]  Take a look at that, huh?
[02:45:01]  On top of the world.
[02:45:02]  I'm on top of the world.
[02:45:04]  IP2.
[02:45:08]  Top of the world.
[02:45:10]  Top of the fucking world.
[02:45:13]  All right, let me get to the next dono, please.
[02:45:15]  All right, who do we got?
[02:45:16]  We've got Derwicking.
[02:45:18]  Derwicking with another.
[02:45:21]  Oh, no!
[02:45:23]  Cheekbuster!
[02:45:25]  Cheekbuster!
[02:45:26]  The newest member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show!
[02:45:29]  Chapter 2!
[02:45:32]  There he is!
[02:45:33]  The newest member!
[02:45:35]  Cheekbuster!
[02:45:38]  Hey, ghost!
[02:45:39]  Been considering joining for a while now.
[02:45:41]  If the chat room is on Discord, I might enter under a different name.
[02:45:46]  Also, here's something that aged very well.
[02:45:49]  Well, thank you, Cheekbuster.
[02:45:51]  By the way, I will email the email address that you purchased, that text-to-speech.
[02:45:57]  I will email that either after this show or if it gets really, really early.
[02:46:01]  We're up till fucking three or four in the morning here, five in the morning, six in the morning.
[02:46:05]  Then I'll do it tomorrow afternoon, but you will get an invite at the email address that you purchased that text-to-speech, all right?
[02:46:14]  Thank you, Cheekbuster.
[02:46:15]  Once again, the latest member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[02:46:20]  Anyway, thank you once again, Cheekbuster.
[02:46:22]  Very interesting name, by the way.
[02:46:24]  All right, let's go ahead and get, let's get to Derwicking's video here.
[02:46:29]  He said, after last broadcast and the fanfare reception on the CSA commercials, here's a little ode to Africans.
[02:46:39]  Shout out to Pepe for this one.
[02:46:41]  Can I get a skull in chat?
[02:46:43]  Okay, let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[02:46:45]  All right.
[02:46:46]  Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[02:46:47]  Derwicking here.
[02:46:49]  And viewer discretion is advised because I think that this is probably going to be something racist.
[02:46:54]  I just want to let everybody know that this is...
[02:46:57]  Hold on.
[02:46:58]  Put the PC shot on.

=== Simp Masterson Ode (13:54) ===

[02:47:00]  I mean, right when I put the damn video on, this is the first thing I see.
[02:47:05]  I mean, I don't even need to say anything.
[02:47:07]  And why is this on YouTube, first of all?
[02:47:10]  And secondly, this has got over 4 million fucking views.
[02:47:15]  Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
[02:47:17]  Once again, Derwicking requested this.
[02:47:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:24]  What is this crap?
[02:47:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:33]  Dude, this is not right.
[02:47:35]  This is not right.
[02:47:41]  I want to put it on record that I do not condone this, okay?
[02:47:45]  I do not condone this crap.
[02:47:48]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:47:52]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:53]  Code of it.
[02:47:54]  Gracious.
[02:47:54]  Stereotyping bitches.
[02:47:56]  Y'all really thought I was gonna eat this water matter?
[02:47:59]  I mean, what the fuck?
[02:48:00]  Why would she even look at some shit like nigga eating watermelon?
[02:48:04]  Who even googles that shit?
[02:48:06]  Is it even googleable?
[02:48:07]  Do it make you laugh?
[02:48:08]  Something you can post to your Facebook wall?
[02:48:10]  Something you can tweet about?
[02:48:13]  Ah, brother.
[02:48:14]  Come on, man.
[02:48:15]  You're the one posting it, baby.
[02:48:18]  Yeah, shuck and drive for me, baby.
[02:48:20]  Shuck and drive.
[02:48:21]  There you go.
[02:48:22]  You be shucking and driving, baby.
[02:48:26]  Yeah!
[02:48:28]  Partying like it's 1855.
[02:48:30]  What's it like saying niggas do nigga things?
[02:48:32]  Why stop at just one nigga?
[02:48:34]  Wait until you meet my nigga family.
[02:48:39]  Wait a minute.
[02:48:40]  Calm down.
[02:48:41]  We're gonna hear the what you cooking, bitch.
[02:48:45]  Nigga, go get slapped.
[02:48:48]  I'm a black man.
[02:48:49]  You a black woman.
[02:48:50]  There's no possible way I can respect you.
[02:48:54]  Well, Tyrone, I am a black woman.
[02:48:56]  And since it's likely that I'ma end up with a piece of shit ass nigga in a piece of shit ass relationship, I still will let this bitch ass know about itself.
[02:49:06]  Where are you at?
[02:49:08]  The jogger family.
[02:49:09]  You burn up over here.
[02:49:10]  Nigga, same thing we had yesterday, the day before that, and the day before that.
[02:49:17]  Fried chicken.
[02:49:18]  Damn right.
[02:49:19]  Like I would fix anything.
[02:49:20]  Fried at chicken.
[02:49:22]  Fried at chicken.
[02:49:23]  What is Lisa Cronjer have?
[02:49:25]  The same thing we have.
[02:49:26]  Oh, man.
[02:49:26]  She putting a chicken leg in the baby cup.
[02:49:30]  She put a baby leg.
[02:49:31]  She put a chicken leg in the baby cup.
[02:49:35]  No, it ain't easy coming up with $600.
[02:49:38]  Even hotter when you ain't got no job.
[02:49:42]  Oh, Lord.
[02:49:43]  Oh, Lord.
[02:49:44]  They kid in a wheelchair.
[02:49:46]  Their kids in a wheelchair.
[02:49:48]  Oh, Lord.
[02:49:54]  Man, this is fucked up.
[02:49:57]  And to think that black people produce this.
[02:50:02]  Black folks produce this.
[02:50:07]  Keep running.
[02:50:08]  What the hell were you doing?
[02:50:10]  I just want to drink the water.
[02:50:14]  And niggas only drink water on the two occasions.
[02:50:17]  Either in a street basketball game or when we dining out at Applebee's.
[02:50:22]  Applebee's.
[02:50:23]  Applebee's.
[02:50:24]  I told you.
[02:50:26]  I told all of you.
[02:50:27]  Applebee's hell of a black snake.
[02:50:30]  I told your ass.
[02:50:31]  My son is thirsty.
[02:50:32]  Oh, no.
[02:50:33]  Oh, yeah.
[02:50:34]  Time to make some motherfucking Kool-Aid.
[02:50:36]  I got that Kool-Aid.
[02:50:38]  Oh, no.
[02:50:39]  Kool-Aid.
[02:50:41]  I got that Kool-Aid.
[02:50:42]  And is it purple?
[02:50:44]  Is it purple?
[02:50:49]  I knew it was purple.
[02:50:50]  I knew it.
[02:50:52]  I knew it was great drink.
[02:50:53]  I knew it.
[02:50:55]  Let's cook y'all season to stay hot.
[02:50:58]  Oh, Lord.
[02:50:59]  Oh, Lord.
[02:51:04]  Get mine.
[02:51:05]  Never too much.
[02:51:06]  Use two cups.
[02:51:07]  Sugar.
[02:51:14]  Get some of that up in your boy.
[02:51:18]  Good.
[02:51:19]  Dang it.
[02:51:20]  I think I got diabetes for it.
[02:51:23]  I told you it was good.
[02:51:25]  Well, I hope you enjoyed seeing the niggas today.
[02:51:27]  And I really hope we live to all your standards.
[02:51:30]  Let me be honest with you.
[02:51:31]  So whenever you want to see, you're degrading your own people by this comedy.
[02:51:35]  This is self-deprecating humor to black people.
[02:51:39]  Country music hate.
[02:51:41]  Pit bull racing.
[02:51:42]  Full season of favor of love on DVD heaven.
[02:51:46]  Just come on back and see us.
[02:51:48]  We'll be waiting.
[02:51:49]  But don't confuse it with the Joneses.
[02:51:52]  They're an African-American family.
[02:51:54]  They live next door.
[02:51:55]  So they just a little bit more complex.
[02:52:01]  This is fucked up, bro.
[02:52:03]  Seriously.
[02:52:05]  This is fucked up.
[02:52:10]  I mean, seriously, this was a fucked-up little bit here.
[02:52:14]  And it was produced by blacks.
[02:52:17]  It was produced by blacks.
[02:52:21]  All right, that's enough.
[02:52:22]  Take this off.
[02:52:23]  Yeah, thanks a lot, Derwicking.
[02:52:25]  Thanks a lot.
[02:52:26]  A bunch of black folks being self-deprecating, trying to accentuate the stereotypes for comedic purposes.
[02:52:34]  All right.
[02:52:36]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:36]  And somebody donated a two-bucker that I didn't read here.
[02:52:39]  It says, The truth, ghost, I hate to sound random, but I need to get this off my chest.
[02:52:44]  American is not a language.
[02:52:46]  It's a nationality.
[02:52:47]  Fuck you.
[02:52:48]  It's a language.
[02:52:49]  All right.
[02:52:50]  And if you're going to text to speech me, and if you're going to fucking communicate me in any kind of capacity whatsoever, then you talk to me in American punk.
[02:52:59]  All right.
[02:53:00]  You fucking Milky Liquors talk to me in fucking American, and that's all there is to it.
[02:53:05]  And if you don't like it, you can eat my dick up till you hiccup, you piece of trash.
[02:53:10]  All right?
[02:53:11]  And that goes for all of you that are out there thinking that you could just fucking push Ghost around like he's some two-bit piece of crap in a goddamn cafeteria with a mullet on his head.
[02:53:22]  I ain't that brother.
[02:53:23]  All right.
[02:53:24]  I ain't that motherfucking brother.
[02:53:26]  I think you motherfuckers need to recognize and need to give me the goddamn respect I goddamn well deserve.
[02:53:35]  Jesus Christ.
[02:53:36]  All right, let's continue here.
[02:53:38]  Who else do we have here?
[02:53:39]  All right, we've got, is this Piss Goblin?
[02:53:43]  A fucking piss goblin, you fucking pisser.
[02:53:46]  All right, anyway, piss goblin.
[02:53:49]  Okay, piss goblin requested this one and said, finally, a serious video dono.
[02:53:54]  Hope there are clipping fans in the chat.
[02:53:58]  If it's a serious dono, then why the fuck are you going to sit here and claim that you need to have clippers up in here to clip the goddamn clip and shit?
[02:54:07]  Anyway, once again, piss goblin.
[02:54:09]  Let's see what the fuck piss goblin has in store for us now.
[02:54:13]  Hell is this piss goblin, you fucking piece of shit.
[02:54:17]  What the hell is this crap?
[02:54:20]  I have no idea what this is.
[02:54:22]  Once again, viewer discretion is advised.
[02:54:25]  Piss goblin requested this.
[02:54:28]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:54:30]  Here it is.
[02:54:31]  Let me tell you something.
[02:54:32]  We don't know if this brother is actually jogging, running from the police, or breaking into houses.
[02:54:40]  Okay?
[02:54:41]  But since the mainstream media wants us to believe that FBI statistical data isn't real, we're going to call this man a jogger.
[02:54:50]  My toes he's jogging for you, baby.
[02:54:52]  That's black jogging for you.
[02:54:54]  I'm just saying.
[02:54:55]  Anyway, thank you very much, Piss Goblin.
[02:54:58]  I know that this was supposed to be a serious dono for you, but I don't get it.
[02:55:03]  Okay, Piss Goblin.
[02:55:05]  I don't get it.
[02:55:07]  Jesus Christ.
[02:55:08]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[02:55:10]  Who else do we have?
[02:55:11]  We've got Simp Masterson.
[02:55:14]  Simp Masterson that requested this, and he said, It's time a prom king shows Ghost how to run a broadcasting career.
[02:55:24]  You're a joke, Ghost.
[02:55:25]  Simp Masterson is the successor.
[02:55:28]  Get on board, chat.
[02:55:29]  The future is here.
[02:55:30]  Okay.
[02:55:31]  All right.
[02:55:32]  Let's take a look at Simp Masterson over here.
[02:55:34]  I'm telling you, the last dono that you played was fucking disgusting and stupid.
[02:55:41]  Let's see how juvenile and ridiculous you can get this time.
[02:55:44]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:55:47]  All right, is everybody ready?
[02:55:48]  This is Simp Masterson here who requested this.
[02:55:51]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:55:53]  Here it is.
[02:55:56]  Welcome to Simp.
[02:55:57]  You need simp.
[02:55:59]  You want Sip.
[02:56:00]  You get it.
[02:56:01]  It's the show where everything is a cope.
[02:56:03]  Coming to you live in the world's smallest unfinished laundry in the Barbie Dream Mansion.
[02:56:10]  Recently voted my high school's prom key 32 years running.
[02:56:14]  What is it?
[02:56:15]  Oh, pause this.
[02:56:16]  What is this?
[02:56:17]  Piss goblin.
[02:56:18]  It's okay that you don't have taste, ghostler.
[02:56:21]  It's okay.
[02:56:22]  Taste!
[02:56:23]  Dude, the beats sucked.
[02:56:24]  The rhymes sucked.
[02:56:26]  Okay?
[02:56:28]  I mean, the beats sucked and the rhyme sucked.
[02:56:30]  And it just proves that, I don't know, blacks go jogging or something.
[02:56:34]  I don't know.
[02:56:35]  I guess that's what.
[02:56:36]  Did you go back to Sip Masterson shit, please?
[02:56:38]  And as always, resident yes, man, Sean.
[02:56:41]  Some idiot named Sip Masterson fucking requested this bullshit.
[02:56:45]  Wow!
[02:56:46]  Your jar is really grinding those teeth into dust, Sean.
[02:56:49]  Here, have some more myth.
[02:56:51]  Ha ha!
[02:56:54]  Yo!
[02:56:55]  So, Sean, let me drop you this hot gas.
[02:57:00]  Yow!
[02:57:01]  Hot gas!
[02:57:02]  So, I hear from a little birdie.
[02:57:05]  This is horrible.
[02:57:06]  A little birdie that sounds like some autist that got his first fucking tape talkboy recorder and is fucking trying to play his own show on a Friday night or something to try to compensate for the fact that he's got nowhere to go.
[02:57:22]  Down that Maddox Maddox is buying groceries.
[02:57:30]  Groceries!
[02:57:31]  Can you believe it?
[02:57:33]  Yow!
[02:57:34]  Maddox, buddy, George!
[02:57:36]  If you need groceries, buddy, let me buy them for you.
[02:57:39]  Now, listen, I'm a very rich man.
[02:57:42]  I mean, I make at least the same as a middle-of-the-road accountant.
[02:57:45]  So you can come live in my two-bedroom Barbie mansion, Maddox.
[02:57:49]  Don't worry.
[02:57:50]  I have the room already set up.
[02:57:52]  Now you can bang my crush.
[02:57:53]  I mean, am I supposed to find some level of humor in this autism?
[02:57:57]  Seriously.
[02:57:58]  Look, George, I'll level with you.
[02:58:00]  I'm pretty sick of keeping your sloppy seconds girl around.
[02:58:03]  She's constantly out to lunch in the brain department, and I can't get rid of the bitch.
[02:58:08]  Because it's my whole shtick.
[02:58:09]  It's my whole shtick, Maddox.
[02:58:11]  Holy shit.
[02:58:13]  I only have one joke.
[02:58:15]  My fucking girlfriend.
[02:58:16]  I mean, come on, dude.
[02:58:18]  Anyway, this shit's worse.
[02:58:20]  I've got some grannies I want to bend.
[02:58:22]  I mean, seriously, this shit is cringe as fuck.
[02:58:24]  Who the hell just donated?
[02:58:25]  Piss goblin.
[02:58:26]  He said, holy shit, the sim show is so try-hard and unfunny.
[02:58:30]  I thought it was actually written by ghosts.
[02:58:32]  Dude, shut the fuck up.
[02:58:35]  I don't know.
[02:58:36]  This person, whoever the hell this is, has been literally donating these for the past couple of shows.
[02:58:42]  I don't get it.
[02:58:43]  Does anybody get this shit here?
[02:58:44]  Because I don't get it.
[02:58:45]  Oh, how about that show?
[02:58:46]  By the way, thumbs down.
[02:58:48]  Hot granny.
[02:58:48]  Thumbs down.
[02:58:49]  I'm getting my dick wet.
[02:58:51]  Like a Chad.
[02:58:52]  I'm a Chad, right?
[02:58:54]  Yow.
[02:58:56]  All right, let's get the voicemails.
[02:58:59]  Oh, hi, Simp.
[02:59:01]  Uh, hi.
[02:59:03]  Uh, Winter Wolf just dropped a diamond saying, skip this bullshit.
[02:59:08]  You know, you know what?
[02:59:09]  Y'all makes me angry.
[02:59:11]  Uh, when your girlfriend 80s go, uh, well, she's in my bathroom shooting up hard drugs, and she won't leave, even after I dreamed out her ass.
[02:59:22]  Simp.
[02:59:22]  I mean, is this supposed to be funny, dude?
[02:59:25]  Whoa!
[02:59:26]  Is this like making home?
[02:59:28]  Oh, whoa!
[02:59:29]  That's hot!
[02:59:30]  Sean, that's pretty hot, right?
[02:59:33]  Oh, man, I was kind of hoping he was jacking off.
[02:59:37]  That's a straight thing for a man to want other men to do, right?
[02:59:40]  Huh?
[02:59:41]  Get a guy to call you, leave a voicemail, and start jacking up.
[02:59:44]  You the fuck is PPP?
[02:59:47]  Sean is a bitch.
[02:59:48]  What a fucking chad.
[02:59:49]  I'm a pretty straight Chad, right?
[02:59:51]  I'm a straight Chad in a Barbie mansion.
[02:59:54]  I'm prom king.
[02:59:59]  Anyway, visit simps.show and click the dick pic submission.
[03:00:04]  I'm totally straight Chad permissioning guys for penis pictures.
[03:00:07]  I want dick pics.
[03:00:09]  I'm a dick pic aficionado.
[03:00:12]  Who the fuck is PPP?
[03:00:14]  Christ, the booze doesn't work anymore.
[03:00:16]  I guess this has been the Sim show.
[03:00:18]  See you next Tuesday.
[03:00:22]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:00:24]  What a fucking idiot.
[03:00:25]  All right.
[03:00:26]  What a fucking idiot.
[03:00:27]  Take this shit off.
[03:00:29]  Good God.
[03:00:30]  I have no idea who the hell PPP is.
[03:00:33]  I don't really want to know either.
[03:00:34]  I don't really want to know.
[03:00:36]  All right.
[03:00:36]  Anyway, let's get to the pet Mexicans video because believe it or not, he got some backers out here so we can play his fucking video.
[03:00:44]  He says, do I still have 14 media shares left, ghost?
[03:00:49]  Also, these videos are about six minutes, so you can watch the whole thing.
[03:00:52]  You see how this fucking Mexican is, dude?

=== Pet Mexican Obscenity (15:19) ===

[03:00:54]  You see, you give minorities a little bit of something, and they fucking want to take everything.
[03:01:00]  I mean, you have somebody subsidizing the pet Mexicans' videos, and this fucking idiot is still making demands out of me.
[03:01:07]  You see what I'm saying when it comes to fucking goddamn fucking welfare and giving people shit?
[03:01:13]  Don't give people anything, all right?
[03:01:15]  And Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond saying, way to bring down four fingers.
[03:01:20]  I don't know what the hell that is.
[03:01:22]  Anyway, as I was stating, you've got this goddamn pet Mexican literally wanting fucking demanding shit out of me.
[03:01:29]  He didn't even pay for this shit.
[03:01:31]  Didn't even pay for this shit and is demanding shit out of me.
[03:01:36]  Fucking stupid fucking Mexican.
[03:01:38]  That's why I'm saying my grandma used to say, boy, don't feed the stray animals because they breed.
[03:01:47]  And, you know, that's the last thing we need is some fucking pet Mexican son of a bitch that once you give him something, he asks for more.
[03:01:55]  We don't need any more of those fucking losers in this world, seriously.
[03:01:59]  And that's why I keep telling you, as much, as much optimism that I try to have for humanity, there's this voice in my head.
[03:02:07]  And like I said, I don't know if the elites are trying to hit me up with neutrino beams or what, but there's this voice in my head saying, ghost, why do you give a shit about the people, ghost?
[03:02:18]  They don't even care about themselves, ghost.
[03:02:21]  They don't even care about their children, ghost.
[03:02:24]  Don't worry about these people, ghost.
[03:02:27]  They don't even care about themselves.
[03:02:30]  So, ghost, what we need to do is put cancer in the vaccines, ghost.
[03:02:35]  What's the difference between a Mexican and a black?
[03:02:38]  The black will take up jogging while the Mexican will take up cross-country.
[03:02:42]  All right.
[03:02:43]  Look, that's enough.
[03:02:44]  Okay.
[03:02:45]  Seriously, that's enough.
[03:02:48]  You see what I'm talking about, ghost?
[03:02:50]  They don't care about themselves.
[03:02:52]  They don't care about the children, ghost.
[03:02:54]  We need to put cancer in the vaccines, ghost.
[03:02:58]  We need to hit them up with more biological weapons, ghost.
[03:03:01]  We got to make them quarantine in their house, ghost, so we can deprive them of vitamin D, ghost, so it can make them more susceptible to our bioweapons, ghost.
[03:03:12]  We need to take control of their children, ghost.
[03:03:15]  They don't even care, ghost.
[03:03:18]  Join us, ghost.
[03:03:21]  I just, I don't want to join them, but they're calling me, man.
[03:03:25]  They're fucking calling me.
[03:03:26]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[03:03:29]  But geez, all right, never mind.
[03:03:31]  Let's get to the fucking pet Mexicans video here, all right?
[03:03:35]  Anyway, here's the pet Mexicans video.
[03:03:38]  All right, subsidized by fucking one of those fucking people.
[03:03:43]  It's either Skunkler or the fucking Hyperion Corporation.
[03:03:48]  All right.
[03:03:49]  Ghost hallucinating about raid and sick.
[03:03:51]  Fuck off, asshole, all right?
[03:03:53]  Fuck off.
[03:03:54]  Anyway, here is the pet Mexican's video.
[03:03:58]  Here it is.
[03:04:02]  What?
[03:04:03]  You're gonna love this video.
[03:04:04]  From the world's lowest.
[03:04:05]  Oh, wait, hold on.
[03:04:06]  Hold on just a second.
[03:04:07]  Wait a minute.
[03:04:08]  Hold on just a second.
[03:04:10]  How in the hell am I supposed to fucking show this shit, you dumb fucking Mexican fucking shithead piece of crap?
[03:04:18]  How in the fuck am I supposed to show this shit?
[03:04:21]  This is fucking obscene, you dumb fuck.
[03:04:26]  You see what I'm saying about fucking minorities, dude?
[03:04:28]  We shouldn't be giving them anything, man.
[03:04:29]  We should be forcing them to go back to work.
[03:04:31]  All right?
[03:04:32]  You're not going to sit on your ass and become fat asses.
[03:04:35]  Get out there and fucking clean a toilet or some shit.
[03:04:38]  Go out there and clean graffiti off walls or something, you fucking dumb minority piece of shithead trash.
[03:04:45]  Yeah, this is what the fucking goddamn pet Mexican is fingering his fucking bean and cheese ass to right here.
[03:04:51]  All right?
[03:04:52]  There it is.
[03:04:53]  To the biggest.
[03:04:54]  Yeah, that's it.
[03:04:56]  That's what the bean and cheese do right there.
[03:05:00]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:05:01]  Well, I wouldn't go that far.
[03:05:03]  All right, Ron, hold on.
[03:05:04]  I wouldn't call him a racial type of thing that you just called him there, but he is a piece of trash.
[03:05:11]  He is a legitimate piece of garbage.
[03:05:13]  I'll tell you that right now.
[03:05:14]  That's why I don't like him.
[03:05:16]  I don't like him for a gang man ever.
[03:05:18]  We got it covered.
[03:05:19]  So let's check out some crazy world records relating to sex.
[03:05:22]  Oh, my God.
[03:05:23]  Most queefs in 30 seconds.
[03:05:25]  Keef Queen Abby, who is a mother of two, farted out 93 quefs.
[03:05:34]  2007.
[03:05:34]  There's a link to the actual video.
[03:05:40]  She loves to queef and blame it on the other guy.
[03:05:43]  Nobody's going to think it's the hot chick.
[03:05:45]  She blames the guy for queefs.
[03:05:46]  God.
[03:05:47]  I mean, if somebody looks around and they hear a fart sound, they're not going to think somebody queef.
[03:05:52]  It's just going to be like, oh, is that nasty guy?
[03:05:55]  Oldest prostitute.
[03:05:56]  Oldest prostitute.
[03:05:58]  Sheila Vogel Cooper.
[03:05:59]  Oh, my God.
[03:06:00]  Hey, ghost, can you use your bind person stick on me like a writing crop and ride me around your property?
[03:06:05]  Here it is.
[03:06:06]  Not me off more than some washing machine.
[03:06:09]  You fucking idiot.
[03:06:10]  Shut up.
[03:06:12]  And what is this, Chat Lee Sin Blacks?
[03:06:16]  I have no idea who the hell that is, but thank you for the three bucks.
[03:06:19]  Can we go back to the stupid pet Mexicans video, please?
[03:06:22]  Is the world's oldest prostitute?
[03:06:24]  She charges 250 pounds an hour.
[03:06:29]  Who in the fuck would pay this bitch to be a prostitute?
[03:06:33]  Seriously.
[03:06:34]  I mean, who in the fuck would pay for 90-year-old Poon?
[03:06:39]  And look, she's got dentures for Christ's sake.
[03:06:42]  Oh, God, dude.
[03:06:44]  People are sick, dude.
[03:06:45]  People are fucking sick.
[03:06:46]  Looks like she's worth it.
[03:06:47]  She's got the experience.
[03:06:48]  How many of you out there would bang her for like 10 bucks just to see?
[03:06:53]  By the way, thumbs down.
[03:06:54]  When you're going to get that old and you'd be banging your wife or girlfriend when she's that old.
[03:06:58]  I mean, those guys are fucking petty.
[03:07:01]  These guys look like they'd be friends with aesthetic.
[03:07:04]  In 2010, Masanobu Sato from Japan, 34 years old, set the world record for the longest jerk-off session.
[03:07:11]  Apparently, he masturbated for nine hours and 58 minutes.
[03:07:15]  The crazy thing is, he also held the previous world record.
[03:07:19]  She beat that, though.
[03:07:23]  I don't know what the fuck you just said.
[03:07:27]  Plus, it looks like he's got a girlfriend in the background.
[03:07:29]  Or a sister.
[03:07:31]  Most partners in a gangbang.
[03:07:33]  At the 2004 eroticon, Lisa Sparks, an American porn star, had sex with 919 guys in one minute.
[03:07:40]  900 guys!
[03:07:42]  Oh, God.
[03:07:43]  And that's the ass.
[03:07:44]  Oh, my God.
[03:07:45]  What is this?
[03:07:45]  Chasin' monkey.
[03:07:47]  What the fuck is that supposed to mean, man?
[03:07:49]  All right, and not to mention, this bitch is a little thick.
[03:07:52]  Look at that, that's a thick bitch.
[03:07:54]  No wonder she could take on about a thousand at a time.
[03:07:56]  Look at this thick slut.
[03:07:58]  It was filled up with over 900 loads from all this porn star.
[03:08:04]  Shigio told me that he quit his travel agent job and became a porn star when he was 60.
[03:08:10]  He's now 80 and still does porn, and he started in over 350 adult movies.
[03:08:14]  Oh, crazy.
[03:08:15]  And he did that without.
[03:08:16]  Crazy, some bondage freak.
[03:08:18]  All right, we got to do it.
[03:08:18]  You're right, that was kind of mean.
[03:08:20]  No offense, pet Mexican, but you're a stupid spic.
[03:08:23]  Oh, dude.
[03:08:25]  Oh, my God.
[03:08:27]  We're getting racist.
[03:08:29]  We got fucking freaky shit because of the stupid pet Mexican idiot.
[03:08:33]  I mean, good God.
[03:08:34]  Look, can we just calm down?
[03:08:36]  This is an anti-Mother's Day edition, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:08:41]  And you fuckers are making me look like a bunch of fucking tards out here.
[03:08:45]  I mean, for Christ's sake, it's bad enough.
[03:08:49]  I gotta fucking watch this pet Mexican's bullshit.
[03:08:51]  Here, I'm letting this go for one more minute.
[03:08:53]  We're moving on.
[03:08:54]  I'm not fucking playing all this.
[03:08:56]  Wife of 45 years.
[03:08:57]  I'm not playing all this.
[03:08:59]  What is it?
[03:09:00]  Hey, ghost.
[03:09:00]  Serious question.
[03:09:02]  What?
[03:09:02]  What's the inner circle?
[03:09:03]  The only inner circle I'm familiar with is my throbbing donut hole that's so prolapsed that when people see it, it looks like cranberry sauce straight from the can.
[03:09:12]  Donut, doughnut, donut, donut, doughnut, donut, Great.
[03:09:20]  You got a cranberry sauce doughnut, fucking asshole.
[03:09:23]  We're proud of you, piss goblin.
[03:09:25]  Thanks for sharing, all right?
[03:09:27]  Can we get back to Pet Mexican's video, please?
[03:09:30]  Jesus Christ.
[03:09:31]  What does he just say he's going to work?
[03:09:32]  What wife of a 60-year-old man would even assume?
[03:09:36]  I'm not playing it all fucking, dude.
[03:09:38]  I can play however much I want.
[03:09:41]  He holds the world record at the furthest jizz shot at 18 feet and 9 inches.
[03:09:45]  He also holds the world record for highest cum shot at 12 feet 4 inches.
[03:09:50]  Jesus.
[03:09:51]  That's some skill, man.
[03:09:52]  I don't know what you're going to do with that.
[03:09:53]  I mean, give me a break.
[03:09:55]  This is what the pet Mexican watches in his off time.
[03:10:06]  Triple Z, dude.
[03:10:07]  They're looking purple.
[03:10:08]  That looks like Only Use Me Blade's threat.
[03:10:13]  Those chicks look as purple as Only Use Me Blade's legs.
[03:10:17]  Get the fuck out of here.
[03:10:19]  Banging those boobs would remind me of like banging a couch or something just huge that you wouldn't think of normally banging.
[03:10:26]  Bruh.
[03:10:26]  She also has a member website that you can join and see more of the gargantuan boobs at normastitz.com.
[03:10:33]  Bruh.
[03:10:36]  The largest breast implants.
[03:10:37]  Mayra Hills is a German model that goes by the name of the panel.
[03:10:40]  I think we are done, dude.
[03:10:41]  I mean, this is ridiculous.
[03:10:43]  Claims to have size 32.
[03:10:45]  This is fucking ridiculous.
[03:10:46]  5'6, 130 pounds, and has humongous boobs.
[03:10:49]  What a couple of dirty bitches, dude.
[03:10:52]  Her brain is stinking sexy.
[03:10:53]  Good.
[03:10:54]  She's got an enormous tumor.
[03:10:55]  Look at it.
[03:10:56]  Look at it.
[03:10:56]  It looks like it's about to blow.
[03:10:58]  Beshine.
[03:10:59]  It looks like it's about to blow.
[03:11:01]  Her breasts weigh 72 pounds, roughly half of her body weight.
[03:11:05]  If you do the math, and if she weighs 130 pounds, doesn't that mean about her breasts weigh about 50 pounds?
[03:11:11]  I mean, for fuck's sake.
[03:11:13]  Play the whole video.
[03:11:14]  Play the whole video.
[03:11:18]  You see what the fuck I have to deal with with this minority piece of shit, man?
[03:11:22]  I'm telling you, man.
[03:11:23]  Play the whole video.
[03:11:24]  For what?
[03:11:26]  What are you doing, pet Mexican?
[03:11:28]  Are you watching this and fucking seeing how grossed out I am?
[03:11:30]  And you're fanning your goddamn bean and cheese nuts to it for fuck's sake.
[03:11:38]  Play the fucking shit for the stupid fucking bean and cheese burrito up the ass heaven fucking shithead.
[03:11:44]  50 pounds?
[03:11:45]  Good God.
[03:11:46]  Something's off right there.
[03:11:48]  Smallest penis.
[03:11:49]  Oh, no.
[03:11:49]  Mike Carson was officially recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records for having the smallest penis size ever.
[03:11:55]  His fully functioning penis is only 1/16th of an inch.
[03:11:59]  How do you hold it to go pee?
[03:12:01]  Probably just standing.
[03:12:02]  Oh, my God.
[03:12:03]  I wonder how big it is hard.
[03:12:05]  Nine inches.
[03:12:06]  It grows 10 times the length, which would be incredible, to one inch.
[03:12:10]  All right, before we get to our number one sex world record, we're going to throw you a curveball right now.
[03:12:15]  How many of you guys or girls out there would bang this chick?
[03:12:19]  It's probably pretty translates into the bedroom.
[03:12:23]  I looked at this.
[03:12:24]  Why?
[03:12:24]  I was like, that's pretty hot.
[03:12:26]  Why?
[03:12:26]  I saw the sharp teeth, and I'm like, that's pretty hot, too.
[03:12:30]  Why?
[03:12:31]  I'm like, this chick is pretty hot.
[03:12:32]  I would bang that.
[03:12:33]  Kind of looks like John Jar Binks.
[03:12:35]  Please comment if you would bang this chick or not.
[03:12:38]  Biggest penis.
[03:12:39]  Oh, my God.
[03:12:40]  Mexico's Fiberto Escoval.
[03:12:42]  Hey, hey, wait a minute.
[03:12:42]  Pause this.
[03:12:44]  Pause this.
[03:12:44]  I heard that this was a fraud.
[03:12:47]  That this was caught as an absolute fraud.
[03:12:50]  That this is not real.
[03:12:52]  That this right here is fake news.
[03:12:54]  And by the way, Winter the Wolf, good to know trans abuser, has a world record.
[03:12:59]  Oh, dude, that's fucked up.
[03:13:00]  It measures 18.9 inches.
[03:13:02]  That's fucked up.
[03:13:03]  Here's the deal with that.
[03:13:04]  There's two guys sort of vying for the biggest penis.
[03:13:07]  I heard that that was a big one.
[03:13:08]  That was a guy, Jonah Falcon.
[03:13:09]  False penis.
[03:13:10]  Supposedly a 13 and a half inch dick.
[03:13:12]  Now, this guy, they did some sort of medical.
[03:13:15]  Take this off, dude.
[03:13:16]  You don't need to see this shit.
[03:13:18]  Take the shit off.
[03:13:19]  And they said that it was mostly foreskin because from a kid, he would always stretch his face.
[03:13:24]  It's mostly foreskin.
[03:13:26]  Did everybody hear that?
[03:13:27]  It's mostly elongated foreskin right there.
[03:13:31]  Jesus Christ.
[03:13:32]  Like I said, it probably smells like 50-year-old Gouda cheese in that son of a bitch.
[03:13:37]  Fucking dirty, uncut cocks.
[03:13:39]  And it would just keep stretching and keep stretching, and it ends up being that it's inflamed foreskin for the most part, and that his dick is really about six inches.
[03:13:48]  Says he can't have skin.
[03:13:52]  Just cut it off and deal with having a shorter, regular size penis that you can stick into things.
[03:13:57]  He was offered to have a free surgery to fix it so he could have sex again, and he declined.
[03:14:04]  He's more in love with having, possibly having the title of biggest dick than actually having sex.
[03:14:10]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[03:14:11]  And then as the Jonah Falcon guy with a 13 and a half inch penis.
[03:14:16]  If you had that big of a fucking schwong, wouldn't you take care of the rest of your body to even it all out?
[03:14:24]  Wouldn't you take care of the rest of your body?
[03:14:27]  A guy like that might be like, I don't give a shit.
[03:14:29]  I can get chicks.
[03:14:30]  I'm going to 13.
[03:14:31]  All right, that was a little funny.
[03:14:32]  Maybe.
[03:14:32]  That was a little funny.
[03:14:34]  There you have it.
[03:14:34]  There's some of the top sex records of our time.
[03:14:38]  If you like the video, please subscribe and give me a chance.
[03:14:41]  We saw the whole thing.
[03:14:43]  Because the fucking pet Mexican wanted to see the whole fucking thing.
[03:14:46]  There it is.
[03:14:48]  That's the kind of shit that the pet Mexican is dealing at night.
[03:14:51]  What is it, Vice Chairman?
[03:14:55]  Turn this degenerate shit off, you fatty, fat, fat.
[03:14:58]  This is the pet Mexican's crap.
[03:15:02]  Fat man longer.
[03:15:03]  The pet Mexican requested this shit, dude.
[03:15:06]  I didn't request it.
[03:15:07]  The fucking pet Mexican did, for Christ's sake.
[03:15:11]  What the fuck are you coming at me for?
[03:15:15]  Fucking idiots.
[03:15:16]  Fucking trying to blame me because of this perverted shit.
[03:15:19]  It's a fucking pet Mexican, dude.
[03:15:21]  Of course, a minority would be obsessed with this kind of crap.
[03:15:25]  All right.
[03:15:26]  Anyway, what else do we have here?
[03:15:28]  We've got Noble Savage.
[03:15:30]  Noble Savage did a $40, $40 bucker for a back-to-back.
[03:15:35]  He said, happy vaginal canal slip and slide day.
[03:15:40]  If you know a mother, you can help tonight.
[03:15:43]  Help her out.
[03:15:44]  And for the daddies, if you coom in her, there's things that you'll have to think about at night.
[03:15:53]  All right, so let's get to the first video that Noble Savage has requested here.
[03:15:58]  Let's get to the first one, okay?
[03:16:00]  And what is it?
[03:16:01]  Billy F.U., Jonah, wasn't he the baguette that Howard Stern would troll during his public access show?
[03:16:11]  Dude, I have no idea.
[03:16:12]  That's a good point.
[03:16:13]  I have no idea.

=== Back to Back Requests (13:46) ===

[03:16:14]  All I know is that Howard Stern turned into a fucking pro-Joe Biden leftist degenerate shithead.
[03:16:21]  And, you know, he's lost me on that one.
[03:16:24]  He should have lost his whole goddamn ridiculous fan base after that.
[03:16:28]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[03:16:31]  All right, let's go ahead and get to this.
[03:16:33]  What the hell is this?
[03:16:35]  This is, once again, Noble Savage, his first video request.
[03:16:40]  He did a back-to-back.
[03:16:41]  So let's check out what Noble Savage has requested here.
[03:16:44]  What is this?
[03:16:47]  This Jewish idiot that always makes these dumbass songs that are shoved down our throats because of, I don't know, whoever the hell this guy's uncle is.
[03:16:57]  Isn't that that fucking, what was his name?
[03:17:00]  Fucking Chamberg.
[03:17:03]  What the fuck's this guy's name?
[03:17:05]  This guy's a fucking idiot, dude.
[03:17:07]  I fucking hate this guy.
[03:17:08]  And Justin Timberlake, you know your career's gone down the toilet when you're doing this shit.
[03:17:14]  I mean, who the fuck guy is Andy Samberg's fucking uncle and shit to make this guy so popular fucking shitting out garbage music like this?
[03:17:22]  I mean, it's so fucking stupid.
[03:17:24]  Wait so Pet Mexican gets special treatment despite never once paying in full for videos.
[03:17:30]  Yet I get treated like shit even though I pay in full every time.
[03:17:34]  You paid five bucks, you idiot.
[03:17:38]  All right, go fuck off.
[03:17:39]  I don't even like you, Froppy.
[03:17:41]  I don't even want you listening to my fucking broadcast.
[03:17:43]  I don't even fucking like you.
[03:17:45]  You're a fucking half a baguette that, you know, sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Richard Simmons, and you got an obsession of a fucking goddamn frog enemy.
[03:17:55]  So go fuck off.
[03:17:58]  That was fucking stupid.
[03:17:59]  I fucking hate Samberg.
[03:18:01]  One of the most untalented pieces of fucking crap next to Seth Rogan.
[03:18:06]  But of course, parentheses, parentheses, parentheses, no offense, but, you know, that's how people with no talent get into positions where they're forcing shit down our throats.
[03:18:19]  Anyway, let's get to the second Noble Savage video here.
[03:18:23]  Noble Savage requested this one here.
[03:18:25]  What is this?
[03:18:27]  Oh, good God.
[03:18:28]  Hold on.
[03:18:29]  I guess this is a consequence to everybody who happens to coom inside of a uterus hole.
[03:18:35]  You're going to have to think about shit like this.
[03:18:37]  Here it is.
[03:18:38]  Noble Savage requested this.
[03:18:40]  Holy Alley!
[03:18:41]  We've been in for a minute now!
[03:18:43]  This shit!
[03:18:45]  I've got that diaper money!
[03:18:46]  I got that type of money!
[03:18:48]  Another Samberg!
[03:18:49]  Another fucking money because my kids eat the shit.
[03:18:54]  I mean, this is stupid shit.
[03:18:56]  This is not funny!
[03:18:58]  This is not fucking funny!
[03:19:00]  Just show my confidence and drink!
[03:19:03]  I got that diaper money!
[03:19:04]  I got that diaper money!
[03:19:05]  Dude, I got that type of money!
[03:19:10]  That should be $20 and 20 cents.
[03:19:12]  So play Froppy's video.
[03:19:14]  Look, hold on.
[03:19:15]  First of all, Chatelet, you fucking idiot.
[03:19:18]  That's not how it works, you dumb moron.
[03:19:23]  Fuck off, dude.
[03:19:24]  And fuck Froppy, dude.
[03:19:26]  Fucking go away.
[03:19:27]  You understand?
[03:19:28]  I don't like you.
[03:19:29]  I hope you get cancer of the fucking cock.
[03:19:31]  All right.
[03:19:32]  I hope you get hit by a car.
[03:19:34]  All right.
[03:19:34]  I hope you get COVID-19.
[03:19:36]  I hope you get AIDS.
[03:19:38]  I don't fucking like you.
[03:19:39]  You're a fucking loser, you fucking moron.
[03:19:42]  I got that right.
[03:19:44]  I got that wife pussy.
[03:19:45]  I got that wife pussy.
[03:19:47]  I got that pussy on.
[03:19:49]  I got that wife pussy.
[03:19:50]  Oh, this is so edgy.
[03:19:52]  This is such an excellent shit, yeah, so edgy.
[03:20:02]  I can't, so I won't.
[03:20:04]  See my wife at home, man.
[03:20:05]  I would.
[03:20:06]  But she hates my guts.
[03:20:09]  Now, notice.
[03:20:10]  Notice that they're selling this cookery and it's 2013.
[03:20:15]  Take a look at us now.
[03:20:17]  Thumbs down this shit.
[03:20:19]  Take a look at white people now.
[03:20:21]  Got that wife pussy.
[03:20:23]  I got that pussy on.
[03:20:24]  Lock, block, block.
[03:20:27]  I got that great plot.
[03:20:32]  This is so hilarious.
[03:20:34]  Wobble D. Wobbly drops.
[03:20:36]  This is so hilarious.
[03:20:37]  You afraid of death?
[03:20:38]  Well, I'm afraid not.
[03:20:40]  Cause I got the bomb spot right off the highway.
[03:20:43]  I did it my way.
[03:20:44]  A very small percent of the time.
[03:20:46]  Way.
[03:20:47]  I got my coffin picked out.
[03:20:49]  I was all twisted like wood tricked out.
[03:20:52]  She even got handles to lower these moves.
[03:20:54]  And my tombstone only has great plot.
[03:20:59]  I got that great flat.
[03:21:00]  I got that great plot.
[03:21:02]  Right next to my dad.
[03:21:03]  I got tackle money.
[03:21:05]  I got that specialty.
[03:21:07]  What now?
[03:21:08]  Proud of your son, Ghost Flash.
[03:21:10]  Jesus, fuck you, dude.
[03:21:12]  All right.
[03:21:13]  Look, I'm done with this show today, man.
[03:21:15]  You people have pissed me off.
[03:21:17]  This was supposed to be an anti-Mother's Day edition, and you people have fucked it all up.
[03:21:22]  You people have fucked it all up.
[03:21:24]  And I hope that you're fucking happy, old man.
[03:21:27]  Because you fucked it all up, all of you.
[03:21:30]  Take this shit off of here.
[03:21:31]  Jesus Christ, that was fucking cringe, Lord.
[03:21:35]  Anyway, thank you, Noble Savage.
[03:21:37]  I appreciate it.
[03:21:38]  But goddamn, that was fucking cringe as a mofo.
[03:21:41]  That was cringe as a mofo.
[03:21:43]  All right, let's get to this next one here.
[03:21:45]  Who else do we got?
[03:21:46]  We've got Ghost Face Reveal 2020.
[03:21:49]  Okay, great.
[03:21:51]  All right, Ghost Face Reveal 2020, an update depiction of what Ghost looks like as drawn by this community's very own Ard Hammond.
[03:22:01]  Great.
[03:22:02]  Please enjoy.
[03:22:03]  Jesus Christ.
[03:22:05]  Jesus Christ.
[03:22:06]  I ain't doing shit anyway.
[03:22:08]  You could wish I can do anything.
[03:22:10]  I ain't doing nothing I don't want to do.
[03:22:12]  All right.
[03:22:12]  You people have pissed me off enough.
[03:22:15]  And look, oh, another drawing by Ard Hammond again.
[03:22:20]  Look at this guy.
[03:22:22]  Hey, what is this?
[03:22:22]  Fucking nubbies.
[03:22:23]  I've got nubbies now, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:22:27]  And is that my fucking dog?
[03:22:30]  Fucking shit, man.
[03:22:33]  Oh, God.
[03:22:35]  I'm just so tired of this show, man.
[03:22:37]  I should have never have done this show today.
[03:22:40]  As a matter of fact, I may not even do a show on Tuesday.
[03:22:43]  I don't know what I'm going to do, man.
[03:22:45]  I'm just getting so tired of this shit.
[03:22:47]  I mean, seriously, I am getting so tired of this fucking crap.
[03:22:51]  And what now?
[03:22:53]  Froppy, fuck you, baguette.
[03:22:56]  No one likes you.
[03:22:56]  Yeah, that's why you're fucking on my nuts like a fucking monkey.
[03:23:00]  All right.
[03:23:03]  Jesus Christ.
[03:23:04]  While you're down there swinging here, take a whiff of this, Frompie.
[03:23:10]  Take a whiff of that.
[03:23:12]  Anyway, once again, Ard Hammond.
[03:23:15]  Ard Hammond with his fucking drawing.
[03:23:17]  Look at the fucking engineer.
[03:23:18]  How come the engineer is like this over fucking grown fucking muscle head?
[03:23:22]  I mean, seriously.
[03:23:25]  Anyway, yeah, go ahead, laugh at it or do whatever the hell you want.
[03:23:29]  This is fucking Ard Hammond.
[03:23:31]  Real fucking funny.
[03:23:32]  All right.
[03:23:33]  So let's just go ahead and move on.
[03:23:35]  Let's fucking.
[03:23:36]  All right.
[03:23:37]  Thanks, Ard Hammond.
[03:23:39]  Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.
[03:23:41]  All right.
[03:23:42]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:23:43]  Let's move on.
[03:23:45]  All right, let's go to Horatio Nelson.
[03:23:48]  All right, Horatio Nelson requested this one and said, I was going to put this on the next chat choice again, but it's been there since the first one and never picked, and I want to play it.
[03:24:00]  By the way, I warned you of the diaper fight when you first mentioned Yakuza Hambone.
[03:24:06]  Time to sleep at work.
[03:24:08]  All right, well, good for you.
[03:24:10]  Let's take a look at what Horatio Nelson has requested this time here.
[03:24:14]  It's one that hasn't been chosen in the numbers game.
[03:24:18]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:24:21]  Is this a song or something?
[03:24:23]  All right, viewer discretion is advised.
[03:24:25]  I don't know what Horatio Nelson has requested.
[03:24:28]  I don't really know this, so viewer discretion is advised.
[03:24:31]  Let's take a look at this.
[03:24:32]  What is this?
[03:24:33]  Horatio Nelson requested this.
[03:24:37]  What is this?
[03:24:37]  Some kind of a song or something?
[03:24:43]  Okay.
[03:25:13]  Instruments and What is this shit?
[03:25:20]  Time out.
[03:25:22]  After examining many clues given by Ghost throughout his streams, I can confidently say that Ghost is really Rodney Clark, manager of Peter Piper Pizza in Balconees Heights, Texas.
[03:25:32]  Rodney Paul.
[03:25:33]  He could also have ties to Easy Pond on Pleasanton and Military.
[03:25:38]  Pleasanton and Military.
[03:25:39]  That's a South Side, you shithead.
[03:25:42]  I wouldn't take a fucking dirty diarrhea shit on the San Antonio South side.
[03:25:47]  Anyway, play the rest of fucking Horatio Nelson's video here, all right?
[03:25:51]  Jesus Christ.
[03:25:53]  I'll be honest with you, man.
[03:26:06]  This guy sounds like he doesn't know how to play his instruments.
[03:26:18]  Is this the guy?
[03:26:32]  His name is Malcolm.
[03:26:34]  The fuck am I watching?
[03:27:02]  All right.
[03:27:03]  I don't know how this thing has no thumbs down.
[03:27:06]  I'm going to be the first one to thumbs it down.
[03:27:08]  This sucks.
[03:27:10]  I'm sorry.
[03:27:11]  We got to agree to disagree there, Horatio Nelson, because I don't get this at all.
[03:27:18]  This sounds like some shit Burger Planet is fucking conducting on his shitty stream.
[03:27:22]  I'm not kidding.
[03:27:24]  This sounds like Burger Planet on his shitty ass keyboard, pretending that he's, you know, I don't know, playing in front of a crowd or something at his mom's basement.
[03:27:40]  What now?
[03:27:41]  What now?
[03:27:43]  Piss goblin.
[03:27:44]  Amazing.
[03:27:45]  I don't think Ghost likes any of the video donos that have come on tonight.
[03:27:48]  Keep it up, people.
[03:27:49]  No, I don't think I have.
[03:27:52]  I think you're absolutely right.
[03:27:53]  I don't think I've had it.
[03:27:54]  Why do you think I'm fucking tired of this show tonight?
[03:27:58]  I'm regretting for even conducting this special Sunday edition of the Anti-Mother's Day edition of the broadcast.
[03:28:07]  Why do you think I'm regretting this shit?
[03:28:11]  Jesus Christ.
[03:28:16]  How long is this, by the way?
[03:28:18]  Jesus hell.
[03:28:20]  We're not even halfway done with this fucking mumser shit.
[03:28:23]  Oh yeah, I did like that one metal song.
[03:28:34]  That's right.
[03:28:34]  I think that was like the second video tonight.
[03:28:40]  Hold on, pause this.
[03:28:42]  What now?
[03:28:43]  What the fuck now, Billy F.U., this sounds like he bought his instruments from the Goodwill and then said, fuck it, we'll do it live.
[03:28:53]  Look at Billy FU coming up with some pretty good quibs, dude.
[03:28:56]  That's funny.
[03:28:57]  All right?
[03:28:58]  Fuck it.
[03:28:58]  We'll do it live.
[03:29:07]  Why is he putting the mask on?
[03:29:09]  Is this during COVID?
[03:29:14]  Is this during COVID?
[03:29:16]  And who the hell now?
[03:29:17]  What is this?
[03:29:18]  Marshall Burnsey.
[03:29:19]  He said, Jesus fucking Christ, these videos are some of the worst I've seen since I started watching this show.
[03:29:25]  Complete waste of 20 buckers.
[03:29:28]  At least make it some, make it good to watch you fucking baguettes.
[03:29:35]  All right, I have to agree with you there, Marshall Burnsy.
[03:29:38]  This is kind of fucking weak.
[03:29:39]  But here it is.
[03:29:40]  He's going out in a fucking, with some kind of a gas mask and a gimp suit going out in the real world during COVID.
[03:29:59]  That's the best box.

=== Mortal Kombat Balls (15:34) ===

[03:30:00]  I don't know.
[03:30:24]  Hurry up!
[03:30:27]  Hurry up with this fucking crap.
[03:30:30]  This is boring the balls off of me.
[03:30:32]  And if it's boring the balls off of me, it's boring the balls off of everybody.
[03:30:36]  You're a G-11 right goddamn now No offense, Horatio Nelson.
[03:31:04]  But dude, that sucked.
[03:31:06]  I mean, somebody in the chat room said that this was something called jazz fusion.
[03:31:11]  I don't like it.
[03:31:12]  I tell you, I like jazz.
[03:31:13]  Don't get me wrong.
[03:31:14]  I don't like that shit.
[03:31:17]  That shit bored the balls off of me and almost put half my people to sleep that are listening in right now.
[03:31:23]  So anyway, once again, thank you, though, Horatio Nelson.
[03:31:27]  I believe there is some truth behind the fact that Ghost is Rodney Clark and could be located in or near Balcony's Heights, Texas.
[03:31:34]  What?
[03:31:34]  I'm not sure about the Easy Pond, though.
[03:31:37]  But fuck those who hate niggers like Ghost.
[03:31:39]  Someone donate Tenable already for shit's sake.
[03:31:42]  Shut up, all right?
[03:31:43]  And secondly, I'm supposed to be a fucking.
[03:31:46]  You're claiming that I am the general manager of a Peter Piper Pizza?
[03:31:52]  I like the pizza from Peter Piper Pizza, but I'm not a fucking manager there, for Christ's sake.
[03:31:57]  When would I have time to be a manager of a fucking Peter Piper Pizza?
[03:32:00]  I'm doing fucking 10-hour shows on Tuesday, Thursday.
[03:32:04]  I'm on on Saturday.
[03:32:06]  If I'm not on Saturday, I'm doing a makeup show on a Sunday.
[03:32:09]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:32:11]  Yeah, I'm a manager of Peter Piper Pizza.
[03:32:13]  That's great.
[03:32:14]  And even if I was, so what?
[03:32:16]  At least I'm a manager, right?
[03:32:19]  At least I'm a manager.
[03:32:20]  What does a manager to a Peter Piper Pizza make every year?
[03:32:22]  At least 60 to 70,000 bucks, right?
[03:32:25]  Maybe more?
[03:32:26]  Huh?
[03:32:26]  Maybe 80,000?
[03:32:28]  And then you get all the free pizza you want.
[03:32:30]  And then after you close down, you get to play the fucking games until like two in the morning and shit.
[03:32:35]  What the fuck's so bad about that shit?
[03:32:37]  All right, what the fuck's so bad about that shit, for Christ's sake?
[03:32:41]  You got an all-you-can-eat buffet from like, what?
[03:32:43]  When is it?
[03:32:43]  11 to 2 out there at Peter Piper?
[03:32:45]  All you can eat?
[03:32:47]  Give me a break.
[03:32:48]  That sounds like a pretty good time to me, boy.
[03:32:50]  All right, maybe I am the goddamn manager of Peter Piper Pizza.
[03:32:53]  Who the fuck knows?
[03:32:55]  All right, let's go ahead and get to the next goddamn $20, $20.
[03:32:59]  This is requested by Chaz Finster.
[03:33:03]  All right, Chaz Finster requested this.
[03:33:06]  Oh, and Billy V. Billy V official requested here another one.
[03:33:11]  So I'm telling you, it never ends.
[03:33:17]  It's my life.
[03:33:21]  All right, let's get to Chad Finster's request here.
[03:33:25]  I have no idea what this is.
[03:33:26]  It looks like some cartoony bullshit.
[03:33:29]  So viewer discretion is advised.
[03:33:30]  Once again, Chaz Finster requested this.
[03:33:34]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:33:35]  All right.
[03:33:36]  And look, they're actually wondering if I'm the goddamn fucking manager at Peter Piper.
[03:33:39]  What a bunch of idiots.
[03:33:41]  A bunch of fucking idiots.
[03:33:45]  What is this?
[03:33:46]  Soviet Barney?
[03:33:50]  Soviet Barney.
[03:33:53]  You stay, stay, stay.
[03:33:56]  You stay out of this, okay?
[03:34:00]  Wait a minute.
[03:34:00]  Isn't this Tommy Pickles' father?
[03:34:05]  Come on.
[03:34:07]  What the fuck was that?
[03:34:12]  Are you kidding me?
[03:34:14]  Are you fucking kidding?
[03:34:15]  That was the video of Tommy Pickles' father throwing a rock in Tommy Pickles' ass?
[03:34:22]  Oh, God.
[03:34:25]  I mean, what am I supposed to say to that?
[03:34:27]  I don't even know what to fuck to say to that, Chaz Finster.
[03:34:30]  I don't even know what the fuck to say to that shit, man.
[03:34:32]  I don't know why you donated that.
[03:34:34]  I don't know if that's some MK Ultra shit.
[03:34:36]  I have no idea.
[03:34:39]  But good God, Chad Finster requested that when Tommy Pickles' father throwing a goddamn rock in Tommy Pickles' ass.
[03:34:47]  And everybody's saying, How do you know about Tommy Pickles ghost?
[03:34:50]  How do you know that?
[03:34:51]  Hey, I remember the Nickelodeon lineup.
[03:34:53]  All right.
[03:34:53]  Wasn't it on Sunday?
[03:34:55]  Huh?
[03:34:55]  You got Ren and Stippy?
[03:34:56]  Huh?
[03:34:57]  You got Rugrats?
[03:34:58]  Huh?
[03:34:59]  Then you got Doug.
[03:35:00]  I like Doug.
[03:35:01]  watched it for duck do do do do do do do do do do do do do do and fuck that mayonnaise bitch Fuck that dirty whore mayonnaise bitch.
[03:35:14]  Fucking cock teasing old Doug over here.
[03:35:16]  Doug's trying to be a nice guy.
[03:35:18]  You know?
[03:35:20]  Doug's over here trying to be a nice guy, and this fucking mayonnaise bitch is like, hey, how are you doing?
[03:35:25]  Why don't you fucking hold my bags for me like a fucking cuckold slave that you are?
[03:35:31]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:35:32]  Y'all don't like Doug?
[03:35:33]  are you kidding me anyway all right now let's move on All right, what is this?
[03:35:48]  Fuck you with the fucking Braille bullshit, all right?
[03:35:52]  Fuck you with the fucking Braille bullshit.
[03:35:58]  All right, let's go.
[03:35:59]  I don't watch cartoons, you idiot.
[03:36:01]  All right, I don't watch it.
[03:36:02]  Just shut up, all right?
[03:36:04]  I just remember that, you know, particular time.
[03:36:08]  Anyway, let's move on, all right?
[03:36:09]  Game recommendations requested this one for a $20, $20 and said, fuck Yakuza.
[03:36:17]  Okay?
[03:36:18]  Only real men play this game.
[03:36:20]  Oh, oh, oh, okay.
[03:36:21]  A real man only play this game.
[03:36:23]  What game is that, boy?
[03:36:25]  Game recommendations?
[03:36:27]  What game is that?
[03:36:29]  Oh, my God.
[03:36:31]  It's Mortal Kombat 11.
[03:36:33]  I wouldn't mind playing Mortal Kombat 11.
[03:36:35]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:36:37]  I wouldn't mind playing this.
[03:36:38]  What is this?
[03:36:38]  Every fatality in Mortal Kombat 11.
[03:36:41]  I'll take a look at some of them.
[03:36:42]  Let's take a look at about five minutes of them.
[03:36:44]  Intended for a mature audience, mind you.
[03:36:48]  And Billy F.U. says, Rocco was the best.
[03:36:51]  Don't watch the new vid on Netflix.
[03:36:53]  It's pushing the gay agenda.
[03:36:56]  Ghost is Rodney Clark confirmed by God.
[03:36:59]  I find it interesting that a Rodney Clark on Twitter, who is located in Texas, posted that he was going to the anti-quarantine protests in Austin, just like Ghost said he was going to do before they occurred.
[03:37:10]  Yeah, well, I went, okay?
[03:37:12]  And by the way, I'm not this fucking guy from Peter Piper, all right?
[03:37:17]  And what is this, Piss Goblin?
[03:37:19]  Y'all might know this, but Ghost is actually 24 years old.
[03:37:22]  He might sound older because of his drinking and smoking habits, as well as his crippling addiction for crystal meth.
[03:37:29]  Dude, fuck off, all right?
[03:37:31]  Just shut up, all right?
[03:37:34]  And by the way, leave Rodney Clark alone, okay?
[03:37:38]  All right, don't ruin his badass gig as the fucking general manager of Peter Piper Pizza, all right?
[03:37:44]  It's a badass gig.
[03:37:46]  All right, did you know that they serve beer at Peter Piper Pizza?
[03:37:50]  They serve draft beer at Peter Piper Pizza, for Christ's sake.
[03:37:53]  And if you happen to be general manager and you're off, it's all you can drink.
[03:37:57]  That's all I'm saying.
[03:37:58]  All you can drink, free fucking pizza.
[03:38:01]  And then when you close the shit down, you get to fucking play in the games and the fucking ball cage and all that other shit.
[03:38:09]  All right, let's move on for heaven's sake.
[03:38:12]  All right, what else do we have here?
[03:38:14]  Game recommendations.
[03:38:16]  Let's go back to it.
[03:38:17]  Every, what is it?
[03:38:19]  Every fatality in Mortal Kombat 11.
[03:38:22]  Let's go ahead and do it.
[03:38:22]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:38:24]  Once again, game recommendations requested this.
[03:38:28]  Let's go ahead.
[03:38:31]  Oh!
[03:38:41]  Jesus Christ These fatalities.
[03:38:44]  They're getting serious now, boy.
[03:38:49]  They're getting serious with these fatalities on Mortal Kombat.
[03:38:57]  Oh, God.
[03:38:59]  And by the way, I just saw the Mortal Kombat movie the other day, by the way.
[03:39:03]  Old 90s flick.
[03:39:07]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:39:08]  Is that the Terminator?
[03:39:09]  It's fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[03:39:13]  It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[03:39:14]  Hold on.
[03:39:15]  Hold on.
[03:39:15]  Pause this.
[03:39:16]  Praying with my Peter Popper Pizza.
[03:39:19]  Pizza slut?
[03:39:21]  Dude, listen, enough of Peter Piper Pizza, alright?
[03:39:24]  Enough of that shit.
[03:39:25]  Don't bother that guy, whoever the hell he is.
[03:39:28]  And don't fuck up his badass management position at Peter Piper.
[03:39:32]  Like I said, fucking, how much is that guy making at least?
[03:39:35]  $70,000, $80,000 to be a manager of Peter Piper Pizza?
[03:39:39]  Are you kidding me?
[03:39:40]  Free pizza?
[03:39:41]  Free beer?
[03:39:42]  All right, when they close down, they get to play all the games, get in the ball cage and shit.
[03:39:46]  You know?
[03:39:47]  Fucking badass.
[03:39:48]  Don't fuck it up.
[03:39:49]  All right?
[03:39:50]  Don't fuck it up.
[03:39:52]  The Terminator.
[03:39:53]  I can't believe this is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[03:39:59]  I mean, I can't believe that shit.
[03:40:02]  What?
[03:40:03]  What is it?
[03:40:04]  Billy FU, Mortal Kombat 11 is pro-SJW.
[03:40:08]  They caught so much bullshit over it.
[03:40:11]  Don't buy the DLC.
[03:40:12]  They're selling the complete package less than if you bought the game from when it first came out.
[03:40:19]  That sucks, dude.
[03:40:21]  Mortal Kombat.
[03:40:22]  Why are these fucking gaming companies being so fucking SJW, man?
[03:40:26]  All right.
[03:40:27]  You want to know why?
[03:40:28]  It's because of a fucking bunch of bulldykes that are now in the goddamn gaming industry.
[03:40:32]  And they're trying to shove this agenda down our throats.
[03:40:35]  It's fucking sad.
[03:40:37]  It's fucking sad.
[03:40:38]  Anyway, let's play a few more minutes of this.
[03:40:42]  Fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger, dude.
[03:40:45]  Fatality.
[03:40:47]  The Terminator wins.
[03:40:54]  Tiger!
[03:40:55]  Oh, wait a minute.
[03:40:56]  That's Street Fighter.
[03:41:01]  Tiger Upper Cunt.
[03:41:03]  Fatality.
[03:41:05]  Shang Tzun wins.
[03:41:11]  I mean, these are interesting fatalities.
[03:41:15]  And what is this?
[03:41:17]  Get woke, go broke.
[03:41:18]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:41:19]  That's a very good fucking TTS right there.
[03:41:23]  Get woke, go broke.
[03:41:25]  And Cheekbuster just dropped a diamond and said they're adding RoboCop to this game soon.
[03:41:30]  Ah, come on.
[03:41:33]  RoboCop, actually, one and two are great movies.
[03:41:36]  I actually like number two better than one because it actually shows what happens when corporations take control of cities and shit.
[03:41:44]  So very interesting movies.
[03:41:46]  They don't need to be a part of the Mortal Kombat franchise.
[03:41:50]  I'll tell you that right now.
[03:41:51]  Anyway, once again, listen and watch a couple more minutes of this.
[03:41:56]  See what the hell this is.
[03:42:02]  Fatality.
[03:42:03]  Jesus Christ.
[03:42:04]  I like these fatalities, but if it's an SJW game, fuck it.
[03:42:11]  Nobody wants that SJW shit.
[03:42:13]  Hey, guys, I got a question for you all.
[03:42:16]  Why is it that Ghost has been so quick to defend and say that Rodney Clark is making a great salary and has a great gig and to leave him be?
[03:42:23]  Why does he praise a manager position at Peter Piper Pizza to be badass?
[03:42:29]  Well, because what's wrong with it?
[03:42:30]  It's a manager position at Peter Piper.
[03:42:33]  Like I said, he's probably making about 80,000.
[03:42:36]  He's got all kinds of perks.
[03:42:38]  Probably all you can drink off the tap.
[03:42:40]  You probably get pizza whenever the fuck you want.
[03:42:43]  You know, when you close down, you can get to play all the games and shit.
[03:42:47]  Get in the ball cage, you know, ride that fucking horsey thing.
[03:42:50]  And anyway, just shut up.
[03:42:52]  All right, Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond saying old RoboCop or new RoboCop.
[03:43:01]  Is there a new RoboCop that came out?
[03:43:04]  I don't know.
[03:43:04]  I don't like any of the new shit.
[03:43:07]  Any kind of revision, any type of any type of shit that comes out later, like 10 plus years after the original.
[03:43:15]  I don't like that shit.
[03:43:16]  All right.
[03:43:17]  Anyway, play a couple more here.
[03:43:19]  Play a couple more here.
[03:43:23]  Fatality.
[03:43:26]  Nightwolf wins.
[03:43:33]  Jesus Christ, that's what I'm gonna tell.
[03:43:35]  Rip out his fucking.
[03:43:36]  Yeah.
[03:43:40]  Wow, pretty interesting stuff here, to say the least.
[03:43:43]  Nightwolf wins!
[03:43:45]  Skip to Cabal I don't know where Cabal is.
[03:43:53]  Where the fuck is Cabal?
[03:43:56]  Where the fuck is Cabal?
[03:44:00]  Here, let's skip to Raiden.
[03:44:02]  Hold on, what is it now?
[03:44:09]  Willow Wisp says Billy is full of shit.
[03:44:12]  Like, one character ends up, or one character ending is pro Black Lives Matter, but that's about it.
[03:44:19]  The rest of the game is fine.
[03:44:21]  He's just mad because he's a racist fuck who hates black people.
[03:44:25]  Fuck Billy.
[03:44:26]  I hope you get Corona.
[03:44:28]  Jesus Christ.
[03:44:29]  Willow Wisp, I'm to assume that Will-O-Wisp is one of my blacks.
[03:44:33]  So cheers to you, brother.
[03:44:35]  Cheers to you.
[03:44:36]  All right.
[03:44:37]  Anyway, let's get to.
[03:44:38]  Raiden wins.
[03:44:42]  Let's go to Raiden.
[03:44:42]  Where is he?
[03:44:43]  I think I just saw Raiden.
[03:44:45]  There he is.
[03:44:46]  Brayden!
[03:44:57]  Raiden wins!
[03:45:05]  You know, that Raiden...
[03:45:08]  Raiden in Mortal Kombat reminds me of that one guy from Big Trouble in Little China.
[03:45:13]  Y'all remember that shit?
[03:45:15]  Raiden wins.
[03:45:19]  Y'all remember Big Trouble in Little China?
[03:45:23]  Fucking Kurt Russell movie.
[03:45:28]  Kim Cottrell.
[03:45:30]  Fatality.
[03:45:32]  Jackie Briggs wins.

=== Black Lives Matter Fatality (02:53) ===

[03:45:35]  Wait a minute.
[03:45:36]  Is that the black that wears Black Lives Matter shit?
[03:45:40]  Oh, God.
[03:45:50]  Fatality.
[03:45:52]  Jackie Briggs wins.
[03:45:56]  Hold on.
[03:45:57]  What is it?
[03:45:58]  What now?
[03:46:00]  Piss Goblin said, honestly, I think you'd be a very successful voice actor, Ghost.
[03:46:06]  It's a shame that you're such a racist, though.
[03:46:09]  I'm not a racist, dude.
[03:46:10]  I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, man.
[03:46:12]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[03:46:16]  All right?
[03:46:17]  What the fuck you're talking about, man?
[03:46:19]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
[03:46:24]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be muck shoveling mix, Sauerkrauts, Limys, Frogs, Camel Jockeys, Kangaroo Bangers, Orientals, WAPs.
[03:46:37]  I mean, I have a whole bunch of friends of all kinds of nationalities.
[03:46:41]  And for you people to sit here and to suggest that I'm a racist is a false indictment, all right?
[03:46:48]  All right, play another minute of this shit and we're moving on for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:46:53]  People are trying to say that I'm fucking racist.
[03:46:55]  Fuck you.
[03:47:00]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[03:47:02]  Fatality.
[03:47:04]  Sub-Zero wins.
[03:47:12]  Better Sub-Zero, huh?
[03:47:19]  Jesus Christ.
[03:47:20]  Fatality.
[03:47:22]  Sub-Zero wins Kano Kano.
[03:47:32]  I didn't know Kano was Australian until I watched the movie.
[03:47:38]  Fatality.
[03:47:39]  Cabal is at 9:39.
[03:47:42]  All right, well, we're headed there.
[03:47:43]  We'll go ahead and take a look at Cabal.
[03:47:47]  Fuckin' headbutt that bitch!
[03:47:54]  That's because she wouldn't... she wouldn't make him a sandwich.
[03:48:07]  Oh, Cabal wins.
[03:48:17]  This is what I think of Black Lives Matter.
[03:48:19]  Yeah!
[03:48:21]  Yeah!
[03:48:22]  Tell that to D-Ray McKesson.
[03:48:26]  Fatality.

=== Iraq Computer Tracking (09:05) ===

[03:48:29]  I think that's about it.
[03:48:30]  We've let this.
[03:48:31]  All right, one more.
[03:48:32]  One more.
[03:48:33]  One more.
[03:48:39]  Jesus Christ, thanks for Bruce Lee and shit.
[03:48:41]  All right, that's enough.
[03:48:42]  All right.
[03:48:42]  Anyway, game recommendations.
[03:48:44]  I appreciate it.
[03:48:46]  I'll take a look at it.
[03:48:48]  Unfortunately, everybody's saying it's social justice warriorism on the damn game, but we shall see.
[03:48:53]  All right, we shall see.
[03:48:56]  Anyway, we got Cheekbuster here who said that here's something that aged very well.
[03:49:02]  So let's take a look at Cheekbuster.
[03:49:05]  What the hell did you request here?
[03:49:08]  What the hell is this?
[03:49:09]  I believe there is enough evidence to suspect Ghost maybe be Rodney Clark.
[03:49:13]  Peter Pipergate must be started in order to find out for sure.
[03:49:18]  I've found the number for the Peter Piper Pizza in Valcone's Heights for those interested 210-732-1166.
[03:49:26]  God, what a fucking bunch of idiots for Christ's sake.
[03:49:28]  All right, leave that guy alone, please.
[03:49:30]  All right, leave the guy alone, all right?
[03:49:34]  He's Christ.
[03:49:37]  And we've got Billy F.U. Keep SJW bullshit out of video games.
[03:49:41]  Go check the FBI statistics before you run your mouth bag at.
[03:49:46]  Oh, everybody's getting a little testy all of a sudden, huh?
[03:49:54]  A little bit of the old anti-Mother's Day edition is finally starting to affect the psyche of many folks that are listening into the broadcast.
[03:50:03]  Unfreaking believable.
[03:50:06]  Unfreaking believable.
[03:50:07]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[03:50:09]  Who else do we have?
[03:50:10]  We've got, oh, yeah, that's right, Cheekbuster.
[03:50:12]  Let's take a look at this.
[03:50:14]  Cheekbuster said this aged very well.
[03:50:17]  Let's take a look at this.
[03:50:18]  Cheekbuster, let's play it, ladies and gentlemen.
[03:50:23]  What is this?
[03:50:24]  Apple Computer shareholders and investors.
[03:50:27]  May I introduce the founder of Apple Computers, Mr. Steve Jobs, the fruititarian that gave himself pancreatic cancer.
[03:50:46]  Welcome, everyone.
[03:50:49]  In the last three years, Apple Computers has introduced eye technology that has changed the world.
[03:50:57]  The iPod.
[03:51:00]  The iMac.
[03:51:02]  The iBook.
[03:51:05]  The iPhone.
[03:51:08]  The iPicture frame.
[03:51:10]  The iLamp.
[03:51:13]  The iMicrowave.
[03:51:15]  Yeah, they were laughing back then.
[03:51:17]  They were laughing back then.
[03:51:19]  It's come true today.
[03:51:20]  Will unveil to you our newest knowledge and it will synergize with all of our I products.
[03:51:29]  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the IRAC.
[03:51:35]  THE IRAK!
[03:51:36]  THE IRAK!
[03:51:44]  The Iraq looks unstable.
[03:51:47]  Trust me, the intelligence briefings I got on the Iraq are completely credible.
[03:51:54]  The Iraq looks like something we shouldn't be involved with.
[03:51:57]  It looks like you put it together with no directions.
[03:52:00]  I am confident the IRAC will work without any directions or plans of any sort.
[03:52:07]  But the Iraq looks all shaky.
[03:52:09]  I mean, you are going to fix it, right?
[03:52:11]  Wrong.
[03:52:13]  This is the Iraq as we intended.
[03:52:17]  Mission accomplished.
[03:52:19]  Oh!
[03:52:21]  Now I'm going to put our eye products into the eye rack.
[03:52:32]  You see, this is what SNL wished it was.
[03:52:35]  Don't force them in there.
[03:52:37]  I know what I'm doing.
[03:52:38]  I'm not dumb.
[03:52:41]  The Iraq looks like it doesn't even want those things in there.
[03:52:48]  Don't worry.
[03:52:49]  I know what's best for the Iraq.
[03:52:53]  Don't put more in the Iraq.
[03:52:54]  Seriously, man, this is what SNL wished it was.
[03:52:57]  What the Iraq needs is more things.
[03:53:01]  You shouldn't be putting more things in.
[03:53:03]  You should be taking things out.
[03:53:04]  Yeah, get things out of the Iraq.
[03:53:09]  Yeah, Mad TV was pretty funny.
[03:53:12]  Seriously.
[03:53:12]  Sad that it's no longer around as a sketch comedy program.
[03:53:19]  I'm going to put even more things in the Iraq.
[03:53:23]  But the eye products don't even look like they're getting along in the Iraq.
[03:53:28]  Hold on, pause this.
[03:53:30]  Who the hell just donated here?
[03:53:32]  Put the PC shut off.
[03:53:33]  Here's Billy F.U. saying, I think Apple got fucked after Jobs died.
[03:53:37]  You never heard of Apple being hostile before then.
[03:53:41]  That's actually rather a good point there, Billy F.U. You didn't hear about Apple when Billy talks about being hostile, about this fucking tracking that they're doing of people now with their iPhones and their Google Android phones,
[03:53:57]  whether or not we're social distancing because of the movement of our phones, the fact that Apple doesn't want to tell whether or not it can retrieve messages and criminals' phones and child molesters' phones and shit like that.
[03:54:14]  You're absolutely correct there, Billy.
[03:54:17]  It's a shame, but that's what happens to all corporations that lose their founders.
[03:54:22]  Corporations become a mind of their own.
[03:54:24]  It becomes their own cellular organism.
[03:54:27]  It's sad.
[03:54:29]  Anyway, let's listen to the rest of this.
[03:54:30]  I do miss Mad TV.
[03:54:33]  And Saturday Night Live only wished that they were this funny.
[03:54:38]  They only wish that they were this fucking funny.
[03:54:41]  That's just the beginnings of synergy.
[03:54:44]  I will help the process along by throwing the rest of our money at the Iraq.
[03:54:53]  Stockholder us, we will not support you in this.
[03:54:57]  I don't care.
[03:54:59]  And guess what?
[03:55:00]  I'm going to put 21,000 more things in the Iraq.
[03:55:04]  Well, the Iraq's on fire!
[03:55:07]  Oh my God, the fire from the Iraq is engulfing the entire building.
[03:55:10]  Everybody else!
[03:55:11]  Oh my God!
[03:55:13]  Where's the exit?
[03:55:14]  How do we get out of here?
[03:55:15]  You can't get out of here.
[03:55:17]  There ain't no.
[03:55:19]  There is no end.
[03:55:20]  All right, what is this?
[03:55:22]  Billy FU said their repair centers are total bullshit.
[03:55:26]  Apple is trying to outlaw third-party repair shops.
[03:55:29]  I actually have heard about this.
[03:55:31]  You know, people that repair screens and little small shops that hook up repairs for iPhones and Androids, etc.
[03:55:39]  I heard that they're trying to prevent this.
[03:55:42]  And not to mention, y'all remember where, and I think this recently happened, that they shut down the capability of working on old iPhones.
[03:55:51]  For instance, if you've got an old iPhone and you still want to have service in it, they have fucked off old iPhones and now they're unusable.
[03:56:01]  I mean, isn't that great?
[03:56:02]  So Billy's got a point here that these fuckers are now becoming hostile pieces of shit when they actually used to care about their community.
[03:56:12]  And the reason that they cared about their community is because they paid an astronomical amount of money for their computers.
[03:56:18]  I mean, I always found it funny that Apple computers were thousands more than an average PC, and yet the microprocessor would be less megahertz than your average PC on the market at that given time.
[03:56:33]  Had less megabytes, had less everything, you know.
[03:56:38]  And the only reason that Apple could get away with this was because they calibrated each and every one of the pieces of the hardware, the internal hardware, with each other so it can actually run smoother.
[03:56:50]  So it saved them money on actually getting microprocessors that are equivalent to PCs on the market.
[03:56:56]  So, yeah, you know, it just, it's amazing.
[03:57:00]  It's amazing.
[03:57:00]  Go ahead, put the PC shot on.
[03:57:05]  I want you all to stop focusing on the iRack and start focusing on our newest product.
[03:57:13]  The I-Ran!
[03:57:21]  No, that's a good bit, dude.
[03:57:23]  That was a great bit.
[03:57:24]  It's a shame.
[03:57:25]  It's a shame that, you know, sketch comedy doesn't have writers and talent like this to be able to make a sketch comedy to fucking come alive like that.

=== Doggy Style Dating (07:38) ===

[03:57:34]  That was great.
[03:57:36]  Thank you very much, Cheekbuster, for that one, man.
[03:57:39]  That kind of makes you miss the fucking 90s, dude.
[03:57:43]  And the 80s, too.
[03:57:45]  I always talk about the 80s, but the 90s, they weren't too terribly bad.
[03:57:49]  It was the innocent time when we were exposed to debauchery, gangster rap, all kinds of weird shit, like real sex TV on HBO and shit like that, man.
[03:58:02]  We got Billy F.U.
[03:58:03]  He said, my dad, or excuse me, my old lady's iPad got bricked.
[03:58:07]  They're selling old tech at new tech prices.
[03:58:11]  Look at the iPhone 10 specs.
[03:58:13]  That's how they've always been, though, Billy.
[03:58:15]  I mean, that's why I've never been a fan of i anything, any kind of Apple anything, because I knew what they've been doing.
[03:58:22]  They've been doing this for years.
[03:58:24]  You know?
[03:58:26]  Oh, Christ.
[03:58:27]  What now?
[03:58:28]  He immediately found a Peter Piper pizza located on Pleasanton and Military as well.
[03:58:33]  Ghost may be Rodney Clark, to be honest.
[03:58:36]  Going to call tomorrow and see if Ghost is the manager at either of those.
[03:58:40]  Yeah, that's great.
[03:58:41]  Here's the number for Pleasanton and Military 210-928.
[03:58:46]  Don't be doxing anybody.
[03:58:47]  And secondly, Pleasanton and Military, that's fucking Southside, you idiot.
[03:58:54]  I wouldn't take a shit on the Southside.
[03:58:56]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:58:58]  It is a dangerous fucking part of town.
[03:59:01]  It is a dirt shit hole.
[03:59:03]  Okay?
[03:59:05]  So just letting you know, I don't know if you know San Antonio, but there ain't no good parts of the Southside.
[03:59:10]  All right.
[03:59:11]  And by the way, I live in a great part of town, all right?
[03:59:15]  Where we have lots of fucking space between our neighbors because we own these big, huge lots because we have fucking badass properties and shit.
[03:59:22]  Buy that for a while.
[03:59:23]  Yeah, fuck you.
[03:59:24]  Niggers.
[03:59:25]  Fuck you, you fucking idiot.
[03:59:27]  Fuck you.
[03:59:29]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:59:30]  All right.
[03:59:31]  I know we've got a lot of people coming at me, you know, trying to flex nuts, but they ain't shit.
[03:59:36]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[03:59:38]  And who the fuck put the Peter Piper fucking sticker in my goddamn chat room?
[03:59:43]  Who the fuck did that?
[03:59:45]  Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond saying, Hope we can build a phone like a PC shoon.
[03:59:52]  Fuck Apple.
[03:59:54]  Who in the fuck put that fucking Peter Piper?
[03:59:56]  That's fucking Tony from Peter Piper.
[03:59:58]  I'm Tony.
[03:59:59]  Come on over to Peter Piper Pizza.
[04:00:03]  Come on over.
[04:00:06]  You guys are fucking dicks, dude.
[04:00:08]  You guys are fucking dicks.
[04:00:09]  Look at this.
[04:00:10]  Nigger.
[04:00:11]  No, fuck you and your racist ass.
[04:00:13]  All right.
[04:00:14]  I don't condone whatever the fuck racism this asshole is trying to put forth.
[04:00:18]  All right.
[04:00:20]  God damn it, man.
[04:00:24]  Fucking son of a bitch.
[04:00:26]  You goddamn son of a bitch.
[04:00:29]  All right, let's get to Piss Goblin.
[04:00:31]  All right, Piss Goblin's in the house again.
[04:00:35]  And what the hell did you say?
[04:00:37]  Oh, Christ.
[04:00:40]  And Billy F.U. said, if Ghost is a manager of Peter Piper or at a pizza place, so what?
[04:00:46]  Doxing is gay.
[04:00:48]  Quit acting like a liberal baguette.
[04:00:51]  And no, I am not a manager of a pizza place.
[04:00:53]  I just think it's a good gig.
[04:00:55]  I mean, what's so wrong with being a manager at a pizza place?
[04:00:57]  Especially like Peter Piper Pizza.
[04:01:01]  What the hell's so wrong about that?
[04:01:04]  And I don't own a pawn shop on the south side either.
[04:01:07]  Are you kidding me?
[04:01:08]  That's suicide, for Christ's sake.
[04:01:10]  With all those goddamn fucking criminalistic minority Mexicans out there, I'll be robbed every fucking week.
[04:01:16]  Anyway, Piss Goblin said, proud of your son, Ghostler.
[04:01:21]  Now, viewer discretion is advised, folks, because, oh my God, I don't even know what to say about this.
[04:01:34]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[04:01:35]  I mean, I don't know what the hell to say, okay?
[04:01:38]  First of all, this is not my son, okay?
[04:01:40]  No matter what Piss Goblin says, all right.
[04:01:44]  But take a look at this.
[04:01:46]  Meet my daddy.
[04:01:53]  Oh my god, no!
[04:01:57]  Things I do for money.
[04:01:59]  Hey, okay, first let me introduce.
[04:02:01]  Oh my god.
[04:02:02]  My daddy.
[04:02:03]  His name is Mark.
[04:02:05]  Okay.
[04:02:05]  Oh my God.
[04:02:07]  Someone asked, How old are you?
[04:02:11]  Old enough to be his dad.
[04:02:13]  Oh my God.
[04:02:15]  Have you been to the bottom of the page?
[04:02:16]  Pause this literally and figuratively, okay?
[04:02:20]  This is what's happening to fucking little twink asses and traps like this.
[04:02:25]  This is what's happening in today's America.
[04:02:28]  They're hooking up with old perverts like this just so that they can be supported and have the latest technological iPhone and have the good threads and all this other shit.
[04:02:38]  Look at this.
[04:02:39]  Did you?
[04:02:40]  This is fucking disgusting.
[04:02:42]  You know, this is fucking disgusting, Piss Goblin.
[04:02:45]  Jesus Christ.
[04:02:48]  Oh my God.
[04:02:49]  Hold on.
[04:02:50]  What now?
[04:02:52]  What now, Tony?
[04:02:54]  Oh, fucking hell.
[04:02:56]  And we got Winter the Wolf with a diamond saying public displays of affection are fucking gross.
[04:03:01]  Well, dude, they're not publicly displaying it.
[04:03:04]  They're just, I don't know why they would even make up a YouTube video of this capacity.
[04:03:09]  Someone asked, Am I in your will?
[04:03:12]  So yeah, I have my will includes everyone who I've ever fucked.
[04:03:15]  And so Caleb gets about 1% of my mind says.
[04:03:19]  Oh my god.
[04:03:20]  Doggy style or missionary.
[04:03:22]  Oh doggy style.
[04:03:23]  Question is, how do you have so much money to lose your career?
[04:03:27]  I'm an engineer.
[04:03:30]  Oh my gosh.
[04:03:31]  I want to add, how is it dating a whore?
[04:03:34]  How is it dating a whore?
[04:03:36]  Amazing.
[04:03:37]  Oh my god.
[04:03:38]  Dude, you can see the HIV on this fucking old fuck.
[04:03:43]  I mean, look at this guy, for heaven's sake.
[04:03:46]  Fucking sick-ass twink.
[04:03:49]  People are asking, are you gay?
[04:03:51]  No, definitely not gay.
[04:03:53]  He's not gay.
[04:03:54]  What do you think about Ariana Grande?
[04:03:58]  Oh, my God, dude, please.
[04:04:00]  What is your favorite?
[04:04:01]  Getting choked or being slapped?
[04:04:02]  Slapping your ass.
[04:04:04]  He made the first movie.
[04:04:06]  I did.
[04:04:07]  I believe that we were watching a movie and I slid my hands down the back of his pants.
[04:04:12]  Oh, my God.
[04:04:13]  Do you understand?
[04:04:14]  This is all perversion.
[04:04:15]  I mean, the only reason that this piece of shit is with this piece of shit is because this piece of shit just wants to look, I look pretty.
[04:04:25]  I just want the little fucking boy makeup.
[04:04:27]  I want my hair did.
[04:04:29]  I want my badass cell phone.
[04:04:31]  I want my badass threads.
[04:04:32]  And my daddy, he can give it to me as long as I give him a little bit of my SNP.
[04:04:39]  Babies.
[04:04:40]  Yes.
[04:04:41]  Do you get jealous when other younger boys come on to me?
[04:04:46]  Come on to you?
[04:04:47]  Yeah, like, is he good and bad?
[04:04:51]  He's alright.
[04:04:54]  Oh, my God.
[04:04:55]  Someone wants to know, how did this relationship happen?
[04:04:58]  Oh, I adopted him, Mike, about 10 years ago.
[04:05:01]  Are you uncut?
[04:05:02]  No.
[04:05:03]  10 years ago?
[04:05:04]  Hold on.
[04:05:04]  10 years ago?
[04:05:06]  10 years ago?
[04:05:07]  That means that this person is at the end of their twink phase.
[04:05:10]  Let me explain what happens to gays, okay?

=== Vernacular Mother Cadence (02:11) ===

[04:05:13]  From ages 18 to 24, that right there is their twink age.
[04:05:19]  That means that they're, you know, that age is when they can pass themselves off as little twinks and traps or, you know, youngerish boys, twinkish boys, that sort of thing.
[04:05:30]  And after 24, typically their assholes are so blown out that they go from bottoms to tops because unfortunately they're pretty, they're either pause hold or they've they've hooked it up too much in the gay lifestyle and had too much methamphetamine or ketamine and drinking and drugging and shit.
[04:05:50]  So they transition from twinks to tops.
[04:05:55]  All right, just saying.
[04:05:56]  Hey guys, this is Rodney Clark, aka Ghost from True Ghostler Fondal Hour.
[04:06:01]  And you're watching a Nazi rally.
[04:06:03]  Don't forget to come on by our shop at 4474 Fredericksburg Road.
[04:06:08]  All right, we get it.
[04:06:10]  When the quarantine ends, we have a free nigger pizza.
[04:06:12]  All right.
[04:06:13]  Fucking idiot.
[04:06:14]  Leave Rodney Clark alone.
[04:06:19]  Oh my god, this is disgusting, dude.
[04:06:21]  What are they doing now?
[04:06:23]  It's about two hours to get to Denver, so it's that we have time to find some place to have dinner.
[04:06:30]  More than enough.
[04:06:32]  You have more than enough.
[04:06:34]  Bitch.
[04:06:34]  Someone asked, what is it like being rich?
[04:06:37]  It's nice.
[04:06:37]  It's really nice.
[04:06:38]  If you're so rich, how come you only got me a Volkswagen Beetle and not an Oddie?
[04:06:45]  Oh my God.
[04:06:47]  You see, look at this.
[04:06:48]  Just like his mother, this is a consequence of a single mother.
[04:06:53]  Did you hear that?
[04:06:54]  He talks in the cadence.
[04:06:56]  He talks in the vernacular of his mother.
[04:06:59]  Oh, my God.
[04:07:00]  If you're so rich, well, then why didn't you just give me a VW Beetle and you didn't give me like a beamer or like a Mercedes or something if you're so fucking rich, bitch?
[04:07:13]  Are we still filming a sex tape?
[04:07:15]  Well, yeah, we're looking for a producer and a studio.
[04:07:19]  Why?
[04:07:20]  Why?
[04:07:21]  We got a few different options for considering, right?

=== Pantera Guitar Bag (04:01) ===

[04:07:24]  Didn't take a little bit because I wanted to come out good and perfect and not like messy or look cheap.
[04:07:30]  All right, dude, we I can't take any more of this, dude.
[04:07:32]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:07:35]  I hear she's got a big ass.
[04:07:37]  Oh my god.
[04:07:38]  That's all you need to know.
[04:07:44]  All right, all right.
[04:07:45]  Look at all look, obsessed with cartoons.
[04:07:49]  How quaint.
[04:07:50]  Obsessed with cartoons.
[04:07:52]  What are you doing?
[04:07:52]  You're living in a goddamn fucking apartment.
[04:07:54]  What do you mean, rich?
[04:07:56]  This old man's living in a condo for Christ's sake and he's rich.
[04:07:59]  Get the fuck out of here.
[04:08:01]  Get out of here.
[04:08:02]  That's why he can only buy you a VW Beetle.
[04:08:05]  All right, because you're a fucking idiot.
[04:08:09]  All right, folks.
[04:08:10]  I'm sorry y'all had to see that.
[04:08:12]  That piss goblin requested that.
[04:08:15]  But hey, if you don't like what you just saw, then you're a fucking bigot.
[04:08:20]  How do you like that shit?
[04:08:21]  That's the world we're living in nowadays.
[04:08:23]  If you don't like what the hell you just saw, then you're a fucking bigot.
[04:08:28]  All right, you're a bigot and you hate gay people, etc.
[04:08:33]  And that's just the way it is, dude.
[04:08:34]  I don't know what else to tell you.
[04:08:36]  Okay?
[04:08:37]  I don't know what else to tell you.
[04:08:39]  All right, let's move on here.
[04:08:40]  Who the hell else do we have?
[04:08:42]  We've got Billy V official.
[04:08:45]  Billy V official requested this one here.
[04:08:48]  He didn't say anything.
[04:08:49]  So let's go ahead and get to Billy V official's video and we can move on here.
[04:08:54]  What has Billy V official got going on?
[04:08:57]  Oh man, Billy V, baby.
[04:09:00]  That's what I'm talking about.
[04:09:02]  How about a little Pantera?
[04:09:05]  How about a little Pantera?
[04:09:09]  A new level of confidence and power.
[04:09:17]  Hell yeah.
[04:09:19]  Yeah.
[04:09:23]  Fucking metal man.
[04:09:26]  Yeah I love that guitar, baby.
[04:09:48]  Take a look at that dime bag guitar.
[04:09:50]  Wish I could buy that son of a bitch.
[04:10:03]  Fucking Pantera!
[04:10:22]  new replace the old life i want to hear everybody a new level hold on we got a donut right in the middle of my pantera Fucking piss goblin.
[04:10:41]  What the fuck do you want?
[04:10:43]  As far as I'm aware, that twink guy was 16 when he got in that relationship.
[04:10:48]  So really, I want to give a big fuck you to that old pedo bitch for taking advantage of that young kid.
[04:10:56]  I agree, but lest we forget their piss goblin, the LGBTQ is trying to blur the lines of consent.
[04:11:05]  That's why they're trying to give a fucking seven-year-old sex change medication and hormone therapy.
[04:11:11]  That's why you're seeing fucking fucking 10-year-olds at gay fucking pride fucking rallies and shit like that.
[04:11:21]  So give me a fucking break, all right?
[04:11:24]  Anyway, let's just continue.

=== Pan Terror Level (03:32) ===

[04:11:26]  This is a fucking little bit of pan fucking terror.
[04:11:31]  Here it is.
[04:11:33]  Yeah.
[04:11:38]  And shut up.
[04:11:38]  That is totally true.
[04:11:40]  I mean, fucking Dwayne Wade, the basketball player, has a 10-year-old queer son.
[04:11:46]  Now, how does a 10-year-old know he's gay?
[04:11:49]  That's a good question.
[04:11:51]  Must have been molested.
[04:11:53]  But Dwayne Wade allowed his son to go to a gay pride rally during Pride Month last summer.
[04:11:59]  And he was a 10-year-old kid.
[04:12:03]  Wake up!
[04:12:05]  Everybody!
[04:12:10]  OF CONFIDENT AND POWER!
[04:12:24]  What, what?
[04:12:25]  What is it now?
[04:12:27]  We got Piss Goblin saying, real talk, I'm trans and I'm completely against that shit, 100%.
[04:12:33]  Oh, great.
[04:12:37]  Blindbag Daryl.
[04:12:38]  I'm glad that you can't see this video, ghost.
[04:12:41]  The quality is terrible.
[04:12:43]  I guess there are some blessings to blindness after all.
[04:12:45]  Can y'all fuck off with the fucking blind meme, please?
[04:12:49]  You fucking piece of shit.
[04:12:50]  I'm watching Pan Terra up in here.
[04:12:54]  Have some fucking appreciation.
[04:12:56]  I'm watching Pan Terra.
[04:12:59]  You fucking baguettes.
[04:13:05]  Comes the Dimebag Daryl solo.
[04:13:34]  Fuck yeah!
[04:13:58]  Level of confidence!
[04:14:22]  You're damn right.
[04:14:24]  You're goddamn right.
[04:14:29]  Life kills.
[04:14:31]  Life kills.
[04:14:33]  And what is it?
[04:14:35]  Body bag, Daryl.
[04:14:36]  Dude, fuck you, assholes, dude.
[04:14:38]  Thank you, Billy V official.
[04:14:40]  I appreciate that one, my man.
[04:14:42]  Seriously, fuck these people in the chat room talking garbage about Pantera.
[04:14:47]  I appreciate that one there, Billy V official.
[04:14:50]  No bullshit.
[04:14:52]  No bullshit whatsoever.
[04:14:55]  Oh, no, not this fucking guy.

=== Doxing Pizza Cheese (15:19) ===

[04:14:58]  I'm almost throwing up a little bit.
[04:15:02]  Hitler's Dicks, I've seen things you people won't believe.
[04:15:05]  Pantera is great, but Exodus is far superior.
[04:15:08]  Okay, great.
[04:15:10]  I don't want to hear any.
[04:15:11]  I don't want to see any more of your sick-ass fucking videos, dude.
[04:15:14]  So just please stop.
[04:15:16]  All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 up in here.
[04:15:20]  This is requested by somebody by the name of Tony.
[04:15:23]  Didn't say anything, just requested the link here.
[04:15:27]  So let's see what fucking Tony has in store.
[04:15:30]  Ah, you fucking pieces of shit.
[04:15:32]  Listen, enough of this Peter Piper fucking bullshit, all right?
[04:15:37]  I'm not joking.
[04:15:38]  I'm warning each and every one of you fucking internet punks to fucking cut the shit.
[04:15:44]  All right?
[04:15:45]  Cut the fucking Peter Piper shit.
[04:15:48]  I'm warning you, you fucking piece of crap.
[04:15:52]  Fucking Tony.
[04:15:53]  I'm Tony.
[04:15:54]  Come on over.
[04:15:56]  Put the PC shot on, you fucking son of a bitch.
[04:16:00]  80s Peter Piper Pizza commercials, you fucking baguettes.
[04:16:08]  Black olives, beef.
[04:16:09]  You fucks.
[04:16:10]  Onions, and juicy.
[04:16:11]  You guys are totally with 100% much.
[04:16:15]  I'm going to serve it to you quick and hot, but I'm not going to charge a lot of money like the other guys.
[04:16:20]  But you ask, is it any good?
[04:16:21]  Well, I don't want to brag.
[04:16:23]  Try my pizza.
[04:16:24]  Check our prices, and you'll be the judge.
[04:16:26]  You'll be glad you heard me say, come on over to Peter Piper Pizza.
[04:16:30]  Man, hey, look at all these people laughing at this shit.
[04:16:32]  Yeah, that's real fucking funny.
[04:16:33]  Hey, this is Tony Friday.
[04:16:35]  Real fucking funny.
[04:16:36]  Old Peter Piper Pizza commercials.
[04:16:38]  Real fucking hilarious.
[04:16:39]  Pizza for only $2.95.
[04:16:41]  That's right.
[04:16:42]  $2.95.
[04:16:44]  And sausage, mushroom, pizza.
[04:16:45]  Take a look at that price.
[04:16:46]  You can tell it's the 80s then, huh?
[04:16:49]  A large pepperoni pizza.
[04:16:51]  Just $2.95.
[04:16:52]  Come on over!
[04:16:54]  Or eat them here.
[04:16:55]  We've got plenty of seating.
[04:16:57]  A large cheese pizza, $2.95.
[04:16:59]  So come on over to Peter Piper.
[04:17:02]  Come on over.
[04:17:03]  I remember when I was a kid, you could buy a pizza for a quarter.
[04:17:06]  For 50 cents, you could buy a large one.
[04:17:08]  Now it could cost you as much as $8, $9, $10.
[04:17:10]  But I'm not at Peter Piper Pizza.
[04:17:12]  A large cheese pizza, $350.
[04:17:15]  Unfortunately, nowadays, it's not that price anymore, all right?
[04:17:20]  IGhost, I looked into this and found Rodney Clark's personal number 75.
[04:17:24]  Skip that shit.
[04:17:25]  We don't need anybody's personal number.
[04:17:28]  Skip the shit.
[04:17:29]  We don't need anybody's personal number.
[04:17:31]  All right.
[04:17:31]  Jesus Christ.
[04:17:32]  Sorry about that.
[04:17:34]  We don't need anybody's personal number in here, you fucking piece of crap.
[04:17:38]  Put the fucking PC shot back on.
[04:17:40]  Jesus Christ.
[04:17:42]  We're not going to sit here and get anybody's number out, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:17:59]  A large cheese pizza is only $3.50.
[04:18:02]  A sausage, mushroom, pepperoni.
[04:18:04]  Hey, no, I don't want anybody fucking doxing anybody.
[04:18:07]  I wasn't doxed, you fucking moron.
[04:18:09]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:18:13]  So shut up!
[04:18:14]  You want to save some dough?
[04:18:15]  Come on over to Peter Piper Pizza.
[04:18:18]  Come on, Nalma!
[04:18:19]  To Peter Piper Pizza, see what we've got.
[04:18:23]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[04:18:25]  Everyone has a going back to school special.
[04:18:27]  At Peter Piper Pizza, we've got one too.
[04:18:30]  How about a sausage, mushroom, pepperoni, or any medium single-item pizza for only $1.99?
[04:18:36]  No coupons, no limit.
[04:18:38]  Order as many as you like now through the end of September at participating stores.
[04:18:42]  So come on over to Peter Piper Pizza and our back to school special.
[04:18:47]  Come on, come on, Nalma.
[04:18:49]  To Peter Piper Pizza, see what we've got.
[04:18:53]  Hi, I'm Tony from Peter Piper Pizza, and we've been making good pizza at low, low prices for 12 years, and now here is San Antonio.
[04:19:02]  What'd you say is the pizza any good?
[04:19:04]  They're in San Antonio!
[04:19:06]  Hey, who the hell just donated?
[04:19:08]  Who the hell is that?
[04:19:09]  Pizza rolls or Italian gushers.
[04:19:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:19:14]  Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
[04:19:16]  Seriously, can y'all just stop, man?
[04:19:18]  Please, can y'all fucking just stop?
[04:19:22]  The fuck?
[04:19:24]  It's my cell phone for Christ.
[04:19:27]  Fucking play this.
[04:19:28]  Just play this shit.
[04:19:30]  Play the shit.
[04:19:32]  My people, check our prices.
[04:19:34]  You'll be the judge.
[04:19:35]  Our large Six Diamond special is only $5.95.
[04:19:38]  Our other pizzas are even less.
[04:19:40]  Remember, San Antonio, for good pizza at low, low prices.
[04:19:44]  Come on over to Peter Piper Pizza.
[04:19:49]  Why should you go to Peter Piper Pizza?
[04:19:51]  Because a large cheese pizza is just $3.95.
[04:19:55]  I know it's hard to believe, but a large cheese pizza is just $3.95.
[04:19:59]  You don't need coupons.
[04:20:00]  That's right.
[04:20:01]  No coupons.
[04:20:02]  You got great pizza.
[04:20:03]  You fucking pieces of fucking garbage.
[04:20:05]  That's what it's all about.
[04:20:06]  Great pizza about half the price.
[04:20:08]  You goddamn pieces of shit.
[04:20:10]  Yeah, come on over to Peter Piper Pizza.
[04:20:13]  I can't put my finger on it, but there's something about this kid I really like.
[04:20:18]  How long has this been going on?
[04:20:19]  All right, I'm going to end this.
[04:20:21]  I'm ending this show after the last dono.
[04:20:23]  Fuck you people.
[04:20:25]  All right, fuck all of you people.
[04:20:28]  You fucking pieces of crap.
[04:20:30]  Real mozzarella cheese, fresh coppings, great pizza at about half.
[04:20:46]  I can't believe this, you fucking pieces of crap.
[04:20:50]  You goddamn pieces of fucking dog shit, man.
[04:20:53]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:20:54]  Take the shit off.
[04:20:56]  All right, I'm going to be honest with you.
[04:20:59]  All right?
[04:21:00]  Nice Nokia.
[04:21:01]  I don't have, I have a jitterbug, you fucking idiot, all right?
[04:21:05]  I have a fucking Nokia, you fucking moron.
[04:21:08]  Hey, what is this, Black Ghost?
[04:21:10]  Play the donor or I charge back because I didn't receive my product.
[04:21:14]  That wasn't Rodney Clark.
[04:21:15]  That was Domino's.
[04:21:16]  Yeah, fuck, fuck you, alright?
[04:21:18]  Fuck you.
[04:21:20]  Be more than happy to tell your bank that you're fucking doxing people, you fucking idiot.
[04:21:25]  And switch the channel.
[04:21:26]  What if that was the fart funnel guy?
[04:21:28]  It wasn't.
[04:21:29]  All right.
[04:21:30]  And look at that.
[04:21:31]  Shout out from Bear County.
[04:21:32]  Yeah, that's great.
[04:21:33]  Ghost Must Die for two bucks.
[04:21:36]  When the coronavirus gets to you after all the butter, there's going to be a special place in hell for you.
[04:21:42]  You support acts of terrorism like the Kyoto animation fire.
[04:21:46]  I didn't say that.
[04:21:48]  I didn't fucking support that act.
[04:21:50]  All right.
[04:21:51]  Nobody likes burnt Japanese food, so get the fuck out of here.
[04:21:54]  Child abuse, aka the woodshed, and demoralize the LGBT community, no matter what you say.
[04:22:02]  I never do that.
[04:22:04]  I never fucking do that.
[04:22:05]  So shut up.
[04:22:08]  Fucking black ghost, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:22:11]  All right.
[04:22:13]  You are doxing people.
[04:22:14]  And by the way, if you charge back, I'll post your shit on goddamn ghost.report for being a doxing piece of fucking shit asshole crap.
[04:22:23]  All right?
[04:22:25]  Fucking assholes trying to fucking talk shit to me, you fucking idiot.
[04:22:29]  You know what?
[04:22:30]  Here, you know what?
[04:22:31]  Play black ghost's shit.
[04:22:32]  All right, what is this?
[04:22:36]  Hitler's dick, stop pretending you got dox, bud.
[04:22:38]  We all know you are Thomas Albin.
[04:22:41]  So many new fan.
[04:22:42]  All right, whatever.
[04:22:43]  You're playing Black Ghost's stupid fucking garbage.
[04:22:47]  All right, there it is, right there.
[04:22:49]  Yeah!
[04:22:51]  Fucking funny.
[04:22:53]  Real fucking funny, you fucking dickhead.
[04:22:56]  You a racist ass MF.
[04:22:57]  Fucking pieces.
[04:22:58]  It also turns out Rodney Clark is blind.
[04:23:01]  Even more proof, you're gonna be afraid of the damn thing.
[04:23:02]  Yeah, alright, whatever, you fucking idiot.
[04:23:04]  I'm moving on.
[04:23:06]  Shut up!
[04:23:07]  Pie ass.
[04:23:08]  Shut up!
[04:23:11]  God damn, you're making me feel fucking sick, for Christ's sake.
[04:23:15]  Let's get to Hitler's dick here.
[04:23:17]  And I think I've got this and one more.
[04:23:20]  And I'm getting out of here.
[04:23:22]  I'm getting out.
[04:23:22]  You fucking people want to fucking dox me.
[04:23:24]  Go fuck yourselves, alright?
[04:23:26]  You fucking people want to dox me.
[04:23:28]  Go fuck yourself for fuck's sake, you fucking piece of fucking dog shit.
[04:23:32]  Alright?
[04:23:34]  If you want to dox me, fuck you.
[04:23:37]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:23:39]  How fucking dare you, man?
[04:23:42]  How fucking dare you?
[04:23:43]  I have to turn my fucking phone off here.
[04:23:45]  I have to turn my goddamn fucking phone off because if I don't, let me show you.
[04:23:49]  If I don't, this is what's happening right now.
[04:23:52]  This is what's fucking happening right fucking now because of you fucking pieces of shit.
[04:23:56]  Look at this.
[04:23:58]  Listen to this shit.
[04:24:00]  On my jitterbug.
[04:24:02]  On my fucking jitterbug.
[04:24:03]  I gotta change my fucking number and all that shit.
[04:24:07]  Fucking assholes try to fucking sit here and dox me, you fucking piece of crap.
[04:24:13]  How fucking dare you?
[04:24:15]  Anyway, can we get to Hitler's dick fucking video, please?
[04:24:19]  For fuck's sake.
[04:24:20]  Get to Hitler's fucking dick.
[04:24:22]  Here, enjoy Hitler's dick's video.
[04:24:24]  Here's this, huh?
[04:24:26]  How about a little bit of this, huh?
[04:24:28]  How about a little bit of furry baby bullshit?
[04:24:30]  How about a little bit of mess pony bullshit?
[04:24:33]  How about a little bit of this?
[04:24:35]  This is my double-blood.
[04:24:36]  You fucking it.
[04:24:37]  Fucking moron.
[04:24:38]  And for $20, it's a really good play area.
[04:24:42]  Look at this.
[04:24:43]  These are furries right here, huh?
[04:24:44]  Here's the furry lifestyle.
[04:24:46]  Look at that.
[04:24:46]  There's pampers.
[04:24:47]  Look at that.
[04:24:48]  Look at that.
[04:24:49]  Pampers and fucking all kinds of shit, huh?
[04:24:52]  That's what the fuck all of you are down with, huh?
[04:24:55]  That's what all of you are down with, you sick fucks.
[04:24:59]  Gotta show this off.
[04:25:00]  Can't hide it.
[04:25:01]  You gotta have plushies.
[04:25:03]  And we got some artwork on the walls.
[04:25:05]  Oh, Christ.
[04:25:10]  That poor dog, I feel sorry for that dog.
[04:25:11]  He's looking up and saying, what the fuck is this?
[04:25:15]  Winter Wolf, how much not to play this for the diamond.
[04:25:18]  And what the hell now?
[04:25:20]  Piss Goblin, proud of your son, ghost.
[04:25:22]  This isn't my fucking son.
[04:25:24]  Hitler's dick requested this shit.
[04:25:26]  All right.
[04:25:29]  The dog looks scared as fuck, you fucking sick furry.
[04:25:34]  I wouldn't be surprised if you do something weird with him sexually, you fucking sick bitch.
[04:25:40]  Lots of, lots of things.
[04:25:42]  Oh, God.
[04:25:45]  You know, I should have never have done this show today.
[04:25:48]  I fucking regret that I did this goddamn show today.
[04:25:52]  This fucking anti-Mother's Day edition, for fuck's sake.
[04:26:00]  These are all fucking.
[04:26:01]  Now I got baguettes calling my goddamn fucking jitterbug phone and all that shit.
[04:26:07]  You gotta have shortles.
[04:26:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:26:12]  I am so done with this fucking show, dude.
[04:26:15]  And you know, Hitler's dick requested this dumb fucking garbage.
[04:26:18]  All right?
[04:26:19]  Hey, there's the furry lifestyle for all you freaks that think, oh, there's nothing wrong with being a furry.
[04:26:25]  There's plenty wrong.
[04:26:27]  There is plenty fucking wrong.
[04:26:28]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[04:26:32]  Fucking pieces of shit.
[04:26:33]  Stop calling me.
[04:26:35]  Stop fucking calling me, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:26:38]  So, um, let's see.
[04:26:41]  Stop fucking calling me.
[04:26:43]  You got a call patrol diaper pill, which all it'll need diaper pills.
[04:26:48]  A diaper pail?
[04:26:51]  Fucking diaper pale and all those of course need pacifiers and a toy chest with some coloring books.
[04:27:08]  The coloring books are giveaways.
[04:27:10]  This is fucking disgusting.
[04:27:11]  Look, you fuckers need to stop calling.
[04:27:14]  You fuckers need to fucking just stop the shit.
[04:27:18]  Stop the fucking shit.
[04:27:22]  Take it off.
[04:27:23]  Take it off.
[04:27:24]  And I don't have enough to go open it with like ass online.
[04:27:27]  So you have something in your pocket.
[04:27:29]  Oh, you got something in your pocket.
[04:27:32]  So we're going to drop this.
[04:27:33]  I'm just going to make a loud pain and possibly not taking it.
[04:27:35]  How long has this shit been going on?
[04:27:37]  Three minutes.
[04:27:38]  I'm cutting this off after another minute.
[04:27:40]  This is sick shit.
[04:27:42]  This is sick shit.
[04:27:44]  I think I dropped that on my call.
[04:27:46]  Little fucking thingy Jay.
[04:27:49]  You're not supposed to get little knives.
[04:27:50]  You see this?
[04:27:51]  I'm not.
[04:27:52]  People want me to pick up the fucking phone.
[04:27:53]  I'm not picking up shit, you fucking baguettes.
[04:27:57]  So, always cut away from yourself.
[04:28:01]  I'm not answering shit.
[04:28:03]  I buy that for you.
[04:28:04]  And what?
[04:28:05]  What is it?
[04:28:07]  Ard Hammond.
[04:28:08]  Ghost, this is an outrage.
[04:28:10]  The community shouldn't be trying to call you.
[04:28:12]  It crosses the line.
[04:28:13]  Your phone is the only connection to the outside world now.
[04:28:17]  And that you've lost your sight.
[04:28:21]  Dude, shut up.
[04:28:21]  I haven't lost my sight.
[04:28:23]  Shut the fuck up.
[04:28:24]  I'm tired of you, pricks.
[04:28:25]  Shut up.
[04:28:28]  Uh-oh.
[04:28:31]  See, now you're calling up this furry.
[04:28:33]  Huh?
[04:28:34]  Now you baguettes are calling up this fucking furry.
[04:28:40]  New phone, nothing today.
[04:28:44]  All right, I'm done with this shit.
[04:28:45]  I'm done.
[04:28:46]  I've already done four minutes of this shit.
[04:28:48]  This guy's fucking freaking out his dog.
[04:28:51]  He got a fucking playroom for himself.
[04:28:53]  I mean, this is fucking sick, dude.
[04:28:55]  I've already played four minutes of this.
[04:28:57]  Do I need to do that?
[04:28:58]  And what is this?
[04:28:59]  Is this gay lover?
[04:29:00]  Oh, great.
[04:29:01]  Gay furries that play with pampers on the next fucking Oprah Winfrey show, huh?
[04:29:08]  You're scary.
[04:29:09]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:29:13]  All right, take this off.
[04:29:14]  Take this fucking.
[04:29:16]  Take this shit off of here for fuck's sake.
[04:29:18]  All right.
[04:29:18]  What a fucking bunch of crap all of you people are.
[04:29:21]  Seriously, what a bunch of fucking two big fucking disposable fucking road trash.
[04:29:26]  You fucking.
[04:29:30]  God damn it, you fucking faggots, man.
[04:29:33]  God!
[04:29:36]  And what now, you fucking stupid shit!
[04:29:39]  Many, many of them.
[04:29:42]  Fucking idiot.
[04:29:43]  Shut up.
[04:29:44]  Oh, oh, you're not fooling anyone.
[04:29:46]  We've heard your real phone go off before.
[04:29:48]  You haven't heard shit.
[04:29:49]  All right?
[04:29:50]  Keep the show going.
[04:29:52]  Another one.
[04:29:52]  Fuck the callers. They...
[04:30:02]  Switch the channel with a diamond.
[04:30:04]  They should just stick their hands in dry ice.
[04:30:07]  Yeah, no shit.
[04:30:08]  Remember that fucking goddamn stupid fucking dumb furry?
[04:30:11]  And then for all those that don't remember, there was a furry that actually stuck their hands in dry ice.

=== Suicide Note Trolls (15:31) ===

[04:30:18]  Okay?
[04:30:19]  Just so that they can look like fucking claws of like a wolf or some shit.
[04:30:25]  I don't fucking know.
[04:30:28]  And what is this?
[04:30:29]  Who the fuck just donated here?
[04:30:31]  Blackworm.
[04:30:32]  Hey, ghost.
[04:30:33]  What do you say we do some reverse radio graffiti?
[04:30:36]  Pick up the phone.
[04:30:36]  I'm not picking up the phone, all right?
[04:30:39]  I am not picking up the fucking phone.
[04:30:42]  Shut up.
[04:30:44]  Feminist socialists, this is true radio graffiti.
[04:30:46]  Pick up the phone.
[04:30:47]  I'm not picking up the fucking phone, dude.
[04:30:49]  Fuck you.
[04:30:50]  Alright, here, we're gonna play another Hitler's Dick fucking video because Hitler's Dick's a fucking freak show.
[04:30:56]  What the fuck is this?
[04:30:59]  Hold on, what the hell is this?
[04:31:02]  Oh my god, no, no, please don't tell me he's god.
[04:31:10]  Why do you requ why do you even request this shit, Hitler's dick, you sick fuck?
[04:31:17]  Put the PC shot on Hitler's dick requested this.
[04:31:20]  My phone's blowing up here.
[04:31:22]  Enjoy, okay?
[04:31:23]  All you fucking internet freak shows, enjoy.
[04:31:27]  Fucking idiot.
[04:31:30]  Oh, God.
[04:31:33]  Oh, my God.
[04:31:36]  Please no.
[04:31:41]  Please, no.
[04:31:47]  The fuck was that?
[04:31:51]  I buy that.
[04:31:52]  I stopped knowing that.
[04:31:53]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[04:31:54]  Our landlines keep getting called with tryhard splices.
[04:31:57]  What did you do?
[04:31:58]  Uh, shut up, Nurse Jessica.
[04:32:00]  All right, shut up.
[04:32:01]  It's not funny.
[04:32:03]  Here, here's your, here's your fucking, here's your furry shit.
[04:32:06]  All right, there it is.
[04:32:07]  Here's your furry, your furry shit.
[04:32:21]  You've got to be dead with it.
[04:32:25]  Take this shit off for Christ's sake.
[04:32:27]  Good lord, man.
[04:32:29]  And look at this shit.
[04:32:30]  Look.
[04:32:31]  I mean, fuck you, trolls, you fucking pieces of dog shit.
[04:32:37]  Fuck you.
[04:32:39]  Turn the fucking shit off.
[04:32:40]  Turn it off.
[04:32:43]  Fucking pieces of garbage.
[04:32:45]  Yeah, real fucking funny, man.
[04:32:46]  Real fucking funny.
[04:32:49]  And I play Froppy's video.
[04:32:57]  And what now?
[04:33:00]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[04:33:03]  Kamunga Strikes.
[04:33:05]  Suicide is painless.
[04:33:06]  You fucking piece of shit.
[04:33:07]  This better not be what I think it is.
[04:33:10]  This better not be what I think it is, Kamunga Strikes, whoever the fuck you are, you fucking piece of garbage.
[04:33:16]  I'm not too happy with what's going on right now, alright?
[04:33:19]  I'm not too happy with what the fuck's going on right now.
[04:33:22]  And look, we got feminist socialists.
[04:33:24]  What's up with the Asian ringtone?
[04:33:26]  Shut up.
[04:33:27]  That's none of your fucking business.
[04:33:28]  I got a fucking, I got a jitterbug and that's it.
[04:33:32]  Here, look at this.
[04:33:33]  Are you kidding me?
[04:33:34]  Suicide Note Part 1 and 2 by Pantera?
[04:33:39]  Oh, yeah, that's great.
[04:33:40]  Yeah, what a cherry on top for what the fuck you trolls have done to me today!
[04:33:46]  What a fucking goddamn cherry on top, man!
[04:33:51]  YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
[04:34:00]  You guys are fucking pieces of garbage, man, alright?
[04:34:04]  Huh, you want a little bit of a fucking suicide note part one and part two by Pantera?
[04:34:08]  Well, you're gonna fucking listen to it since you fucking people want to fuck with me since you fucking people want to fuck with me and you found out my fucking number and you're calling this shit.
[04:34:20]  Fuck you, man, fuck you!
[04:34:23]  An Andy Mother's Day episode?
[04:34:25]  Really?
[04:34:25]  Are you that uptight?
[04:34:27]  You must be ashamed and why must you be so foul-mouthed?
[04:34:31]  I remember when your humor was subtle back in I don't give a shit Anytime I think you can't do it.
[04:34:36]  Alright, I don't give a shit.
[04:34:38]  Just suck it and eat it.
[04:34:40]  Alright?
[04:34:41]  Just suck it and eat it.
[04:34:43]  Watch out, ghost.
[04:34:45]  You might be getting called by the DHS.
[04:34:47]  I don't really give a shit.
[04:34:48]  Alright, go fuck off, ST Mike.
[04:34:50]  Fuck all of you.
[04:34:51]  Here, listen to Suicide Note Part 1 and 2, alright?
[04:34:55]  And have it ease into your brain.
[04:34:57]  And have it spark fucking synapses.
[04:35:00]  What?
[04:35:01]  What?
[04:35:02]  Hitler's dick.
[04:35:04]  Dude, stop donating, or I'm fucking.
[04:35:06]  I'm serious going to block you, man.
[04:35:08]  I have had so many people that said I should block your ass, and I'm considering it.
[04:35:13]  Stop the shit.
[04:35:15]  Stop the fucking shit.
[04:35:18]  I need a drink, dude.
[04:35:20]  I can't do this.
[04:35:21]  I was going to try to do this fucking anti-Mother's Day edition with no fucking drink, no booze, and shit.
[04:35:27]  I can't do it.
[04:35:29]  I can't fucking do it, man.
[04:35:32]  I can't fucking do it, man.
[04:35:34]  I got this fucking, I got my phone blowing up.
[04:35:35]  I fucking.
[04:35:37]  My jitterbug fucking blowing up for Christ's sake.
[04:35:42]  I need more beer.
[04:35:47]  That's what I fucking need.
[04:35:52]  Suicide note part one, my winter.
[04:35:56]  How appropriate right now.
[04:35:58]  Give me my fucking bottle opener.
[04:36:00]  Fucking shit man.
[04:36:04]  Fuck you man!
[04:36:06]  All of you piece the fucking shit.
[04:36:11]  Jesus Christ.
[04:36:19]  Let me breathe.
[04:36:30]  Here, sing it with me.
[04:36:34]  Would you look at me now?
[04:36:39]  Can you tell I'm a man?
[04:36:42]  With the scars on my wrist, so prove I'll try again.
[04:36:49]  Try to die again.
[04:36:53]  Try.
[04:36:58]  Try to die again for my free using.
[04:37:06]  What do you get when you guzzle down beer?
[04:37:08]  Lacking the talent of the engineer?
[04:37:11]  Shit-talking gays in the VFC.
[04:37:12]  Who in the fuck is this person?
[04:37:15]  Who in the fuck is Ghost Must Die?
[04:37:18]  Whoever the hell you are, I hope you get cancer of the ball sack, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:37:25]  I'm listening to Suicide Note Part 1 and 2, alright?
[04:37:31]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me on this anti-Mother's Day edition, and they're calling me.
[04:37:39]  Mother's Angel, getting smarter.
[04:37:43]  How smart are you to read this?
[04:37:48]  Unfortunately, it's a dead shame.
[04:37:55]  When I'm hiding, when I need it, let's be breathing.
[04:38:02]  I love this song.
[04:38:05]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[04:38:06]  I'm sorry, I was going to try to do this show sober.
[04:38:08]  I can't do it.
[04:38:09]  So cheers, baby, all right?
[04:38:14]  Would you look at me now?
[04:38:16]  Would you look at me now?
[04:38:18]  Can you tell I'm a man?
[04:38:20]  Can you tell I'm a man?
[04:38:22]  With the scars on my wrist, I'll try again.
[04:38:29]  Would you look at me?
[04:38:31]  Who wants to listen to part two?
[04:38:33]  Part two is even better.
[04:38:34]  I'm a man.
[04:38:35]  Who wants to hear Suicide Note Part two?
[04:38:38]  All right.
[04:38:39]  Put two in the chat.
[04:38:41]  Put two in the chat.
[04:38:42]  We want to hear part two, baby.
[04:38:45]  Try to die again.
[04:38:48]  Try to live through this change.
[04:38:52]  Try to die again.
[04:38:58]  Let me take a swing of this.
[04:38:59]  Ah, here it is.
[04:39:00]  It's gonna come.
[04:39:00]  It comes right away.
[04:39:01]  It just starts.
[04:39:02]  It punches in here in the next 10 seconds.
[04:39:05]  It hits you right in your fucking face.
[04:39:08]  I love it.
[04:39:09]  I love it.
[04:39:09]  Let me drink before it starts fucking rocking like a motherfucking crazy ass metal song.
[04:39:15]  Give him a drink.
[04:39:25]  Is everybody ready?
[04:39:26]  Here it comes.
[04:39:27]  There it comes.
[04:39:28]  Part two!
[04:39:32]  Put them to the mouth!
[04:39:34]  No potential!
[04:39:36]  I'll see the light!
[04:39:38]  Leave it dry!
[04:39:39]  Yes!
[04:39:47]  Try it!
[04:39:48]  Yes!
[04:39:50]  Don't try to die.
[04:39:54]  Yeah!
[04:39:55]  Like me!
[04:39:58]  It's limited and it's life!
[04:40:02]  Be crazy!
[04:40:05]  You're goddamn right.
[04:40:06]  And fuck you, team scares.
[04:40:07]  Nobody gives a shit what your stupid fucking half a queer ass says.
[04:40:11]  Shut up!
[04:40:12]  Fuck you all!
[04:40:13]  Fuck you all!
[04:40:22]  Do it!
[04:40:24]  Do it!
[04:40:39]  Descending God!
[04:40:58]  Who doesn't want it, doesn't need it, doesn't want your shit advice!
[04:41:03]  So my mind's made up!
[04:41:04]  GO AHEAD AND DIE!
[04:41:16]  I've already let this go for about six minutes and 30 seconds.
[04:41:21]  I hope you understand.
[04:41:24]  I'm not appreciating any one of anything that you fuckers are doing tonight.
[04:41:36]  I'm telling you, fuck all of you people around here talking shit.
[04:41:40]  Just do it!
[04:41:42]  Do it!
[04:41:42]  Do it!
[04:41:44]  GOING TURN DOWN!
[04:41:58]  Descending die!
[04:42:10]  Let's go ahead.
[04:42:12]  Let's take this off here.
[04:42:14]  Thank you very much for hooking that up.
[04:42:17]  Even though I think you were trying to troll me there, Kamunga strikes.
[04:42:21]  But I'm a Pantara fan, and that's a badass song.
[04:42:25]  Both are badass songs.
[04:42:26]  So take a whiff of this for trying to troll me.
[04:42:31]  Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
[04:42:36]  All right, who the hell else do we got?
[04:42:37]  Oh, yeah.
[04:42:38]  Another fucking freak show video by this fucking idiot Hitler's dick.
[04:42:42]  All right.
[04:42:43]  So let's see what the hell this is.
[04:42:45]  Ah, Christ.
[04:42:49]  Oh, my God.
[04:42:51]  You gotta be shitting me, dude.
[04:42:52]  You have got to be fucking...
[04:42:54]  Oh, God.
[04:42:54]  Oh, God.
[04:43:01]  All right, folks.
[04:43:02]  Everybody, viewer discretion is advised.
[04:43:04]  Now, I want you all to show you something before we play this Hitler's Dick video.
[04:43:11]  Okay, first of all, take a look at this guy's tattoo.
[04:43:15]  This guy is a supposed Mason.
[04:43:17]  Just to let y'all know that.
[04:43:19]  All right, play it.
[04:43:20]  Hitler's dick requested this.
[04:43:22]  Look at this.
[04:43:24]  Look at this.
[04:43:25]  Huh?
[04:43:25]  What do y'all think of that?
[04:43:27]  This is modern-day America, folks.
[04:43:30]  This is modern-day America.
[04:43:33]  And let me tell you something.
[04:43:35]  This is fucking disgusting.
[04:43:37]  I mean, I can't believe people live like this.
[04:43:39]  People should be persecuted for living like this.
[04:43:43]  I'm not even kidding around.
[04:43:45]  I'm not even kidding around.
[04:43:46]  What the fuck is he getting dressed up in?
[04:43:50]  Oh, God.
[04:43:54]  Oh, my God.
[04:43:56]  Jesus Christ.
[04:43:56]  Take a look at that shitter he lives in.
[04:43:58]  Yeah, he's definitely a Mason with the inside connections.
[04:44:01]  Take a look at that shitter.
[04:44:05]  Take a look at that shit bag.
[04:44:09]  And how come these damn videos never have like dislikes?
[04:44:14]  Fucking thumbs down this shit.
[04:44:18]  And what, what now?
[04:44:20]  Annan.
[04:44:21]  Host's choice one.
[04:44:22]  Americana offspring.
[04:44:24]  Link below.
[04:44:25]  Or two.
[04:44:25]  Real host's choice.
[04:44:26]  Whatever punk or metal song you want to see.
[04:44:28]  Thank you, Annan.
[04:44:29]  I thank you very much, Annan.
[04:44:31]  Anyway, we got to play a little bit more of this Hitler's Dick fucking freak show.
[04:44:36]  GIMP suit.
[04:44:37]  Wearing a goddamn fucking some kind of a dog mask kind of crap.
[04:44:43]  I'm telling you right now.
[04:44:45]  And this guy thinks he's a fucking Mason.
[04:44:48]  And what two-bit fucking loser lodge are you fucking calling somebody worshipful master in dress like that, huh?
[04:44:57]  Jesus Christ.
[04:44:58]  And what is it?
[04:45:00]  Black Ghost?
[04:45:02]  All right.
[04:45:03]  Okay, great.
[04:45:03]  We get it.
[04:45:04]  Stop fucking doxing people, you idiot.
[04:45:06]  All right.
[04:45:08]  Stop fucking doxing people, you fucking moron.
[04:45:11]  All right.
[04:45:12]  Who the hell is Black Ghost?
[04:45:13]  Hold on.
[04:45:14]  Let me go see who Black Ghost is.
[04:45:15]  All right.
[04:45:16]  All right.
[04:45:17]  He's got a fucking hard on for fucking doxing idiots.
[04:45:20]  Who is this moron?
[04:45:21]  All right?
[04:45:22]  Black Ghost.
[04:45:24]  All right.
[04:45:25]  Oh, is that your fucking stupid, dumb fucking name?
[04:45:28]  Hold on just a second.
[04:45:29]  We're going to find this fucking idiot.
[04:45:31]  All right.
[04:45:32]  You want to play games?
[04:45:33]  Fucking moron?
[04:45:35]  Who is this idiot?
[04:45:38]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:45:42]  Yeah, there he is right fucking there.
[04:45:44]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:45:47]  What a sick looking fuck.

=== Attila Reed Beard (15:50) ===

[04:45:49]  All right.
[04:45:50]  Yeah, keep fucking posting that shit, you fucking moron.
[04:45:53]  All right.
[04:45:54]  Play the rest of this goddamn fucking video for Christ's sake.
[04:45:58]  All right, play the rest of this fucking video.
[04:46:00]  What is this shit?
[04:46:03]  Once again, Hitler's dick requested this shit.
[04:46:05]  All right.
[04:46:06]  Good God.
[04:46:11]  I mean, what is he getting into his gimp suit?
[04:46:13]  I mean, this is the fucking, this is the YouTube video, for fuck's sake.
[04:46:18]  Obviously, didn't monetize this shit.
[04:46:22]  Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Good fucking Lord, man.
[04:46:34]  Here.
[04:46:34]  And by the way, look, for all those that don't know, look at here.
[04:46:36]  Let me put it up.
[04:46:37]  Turn it up.
[04:46:37]  Turn it up.
[04:46:38]  Here, here.
[04:46:38]  Look at this.
[04:46:39]  I mean, I'm getting fucking.
[04:46:42]  I'm getting fucking goddamn calls up in air.
[04:46:48]  Fucking idiot.
[04:46:48]  Here, turn it down.
[04:46:49]  Turn it down, for fuck's sake.
[04:46:51]  And what now?
[04:46:53]  What now?
[04:46:54]  Good acting ghost.
[04:46:56]  What are you fucking talking about?
[04:46:57]  You're talking about the fucking idiot with the goddamn dog suit on?
[04:47:01]  What are you talking about, you fucking idiot?
[04:47:03]  And no, I am not going to pick up anything.
[04:47:06]  I don't want to pick up nobody.
[04:47:09]  You understand that?
[04:47:11]  Come on, ghost, pick up the phone.
[04:47:14]  I'm not picking it up, dude.
[04:47:16]  All right?
[04:47:17]  I'm not fucking picking it up.
[04:47:21]  Here, we're all enjoying this stupid fucking video by this idiot Hitler's dick, for Christ's sake, who tries to expose us to the most fucking depraved parts of our society, for Christ's sake.
[04:47:34]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:47:38]  Oh my God, give me my fucking drink.
[04:47:45]  All right, look, we're at three.
[04:47:46]  I'm gonna let this go for another minute.
[04:47:48]  Jesus, we don't want to see your fucked up fucking shitbird feet.
[04:47:53]  What do y'all think?
[04:47:54]  This is America, folks.
[04:47:55]  Okay?
[04:47:57]  This is America.
[04:47:57]  And then you wonder why Islam is fucking suicide bombing our asses to prevent this from happening into their society.
[04:48:05]  All right?
[04:48:06]  I'm just saying.
[04:48:07]  I'm not justifying the goddamn Muslims' plight here, but you have to kind of understand why it is that they're going to strap a bomb to their chest and kill as many fucking American infidels as possible when this is our society today.
[04:48:24]  This is our fucking society.
[04:48:27]  Jesus Christ.
[04:48:29]  And what is it?
[04:48:30]  Good acting ghost.
[04:48:32]  We clearly know that you're faking the whole phone call bit to get people riled up and speculating that you got whatever.
[04:48:39]  I don't give a shit, man.
[04:48:40]  I'm getting phone calls.
[04:48:42]  Whether you want to believe it or not, just suck it.
[04:48:47]  And then, you know, why don't you fucking buy an outfit like this guy?
[04:48:50]  You sound like the kind of guy that wants one of these.
[04:48:56]  Oh my God.
[04:49:00]  I mean, this guy deserves to get ruled.
[04:49:02]  I'm sorry.
[04:49:03]  Your humor is so low-key.
[04:49:05]  It would make a saint curse.
[04:49:07]  You're a cancer to the American dream.
[04:49:09]  Oh, I'm a cancer to the American dream.
[04:49:12]  You get rid of it.
[04:49:13]  You stand for everything I am against.
[04:49:16]  Not all Islams are terrorists.
[04:49:17]  Oh, my God.
[04:49:18]  You should know better.
[04:49:19]  Just die.
[04:49:20]  Great.
[04:49:21]  Great.
[04:49:21]  You know, keep giving me more of your energy.
[04:49:25]  I like it.
[04:49:30]  Keep giving me your fucking energy.
[04:49:33]  I like it.
[04:49:38]  Woo!
[04:49:40]  I need another beer.
[04:49:41]  I've already drank my goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
[04:49:44]  I need more beer.
[04:49:47]  This is what the fuck I need for Christ's sake.
[04:49:50]  And what is this guy adding on?
[04:49:51]  What is this he's adding on to the fucking get up here?
[04:49:55]  What is this shit?
[04:49:56]  Is he adding a chassity?
[04:49:59]  This fucking guy is putting a chassity on his schlong.
[04:50:04]  Oh my God.
[04:50:05]  Over a diaper.
[04:50:08]  Over a fucking diaper.
[04:50:10]  Oh, God.
[04:50:12]  I can't believe I'm even being exposed to this kind of crap.
[04:50:16]  All right.
[04:50:16]  But once again, it's my life.
[04:50:21]  Don't you forget caught in the crowd.
[04:50:28]  It never ends.
[04:50:33]  Where's the goddamn bottle opener?
[04:50:35]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:50:39]  Huh, y'all enjoying this boy, huh?
[04:50:41]  Hey, Pettus just dropped the diamond and said the phone number is fake as the garbell email.
[04:50:46]  Yeah, fuck you.
[04:50:48]  All right, Pettus.
[04:50:49]  Fuck you before I fucking say, before I say your fucking email and your fucking number, you fucking piece of crap.
[04:50:56]  All right?
[04:50:56]  So you can get yourself a daddy like that one twink we saw a couple of goddamn fucking videos ago.
[04:51:02]  That's what you're looking for.
[04:51:05]  I know that's what you're looking for, Pettus, you fucking freak.
[04:51:09]  All right, I've gotten the goddamn DMs from you that you're talking about gay bondage and shit.
[04:51:14]  Don't try to fuck around, dude.
[04:51:17]  All right, I told you I wasn't going to tell anybody about you wanting gay bondage and shit, but now you want to talk shit, huh?
[04:51:25]  Yeah, I read the fucking DMs, huh?
[04:51:29]  I like hate bondage, and I want somebody to put a red ball gag in my mouth and to slap my ass until it's candy apple red and then say, Pettus, you bad boy.
[04:51:38]  Pettus, you bad boy.
[04:51:40]  And that'll just gonna get my little willie really, really hard.
[04:51:44]  And then what I want to do is I want to lay on my back and I want somebody to repeatedly kick me in the balls with a steel-toe boot.
[04:51:51]  So my hard on goes like back to Flassett.
[04:51:55]  And all right, take this shit off.
[04:51:58]  We've had enough of this.
[04:51:59]  All right.
[04:52:00]  We've had enough of this shit.
[04:52:03]  Good God.
[04:52:06]  Good God.
[04:52:07]  All right, look.
[04:52:10]  Anonymous has given me host choice.
[04:52:14]  Okay?
[04:52:14]  Anonymous has given me host choice.
[04:52:16]  Thank God.
[04:52:18]  Let me see what I want to show you guys when it comes to host choice.
[04:52:22]  How about that shit?
[04:52:23]  Let me see what I got here.
[04:52:25]  What do I want to show you guys when it comes to host's choice?
[04:52:30]  And I think that Anonymous wanted me to kind of, I don't know, oh, fuck a ghost, you bad boy.
[04:52:38]  Go fuck off, asshole.
[04:52:40]  All right.
[04:52:41]  Just shut up.
[04:52:44]  For fuck's sake.
[04:52:45]  All right.
[04:52:45]  What do I want to show you guys?
[04:52:47]  Let me see.
[04:52:47]  I'm looking through my history and unfortunately, all I see is the disgusting, pathetic garbage that you people have legitimately donated.
[04:52:57]  And it's fucked up and it's pathetic.
[04:52:59]  All right?
[04:53:00]  It's fucked up and it's pathetic.
[04:53:04]  All right.
[04:53:04]  Look, you know what?
[04:53:06]  What do I want to listen to here?
[04:53:08]  What do we got here?
[04:53:09]  All right.
[04:53:10]  What do we got here for Christ's sake?
[04:53:11]  What do we, you know, I got a good one.
[04:53:15]  I got a good one.
[04:53:16]  Why don't we play Attila?
[04:53:17]  How about that shit?
[04:53:18]  How about we play a little bit of Attila when his folks told him that they wanted him out of the house?
[04:53:24]  Okay?
[04:53:26]  Now, once again, this is a 40-year-old streamer.
[04:53:28]  I think he might be 38 or something.
[04:53:30]  I don't know what he is, but he's in his late 30s.
[04:53:33]  He was told to get out of his mother and father's house.
[04:53:39]  And this is how he reacted on stream.
[04:53:41]  How about that?
[04:53:41]  Let's go ahead and take a look at Attila.
[04:53:43]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:53:44]  Here it is right here.
[04:53:45]  All right?
[04:53:48]  Here it is.
[04:53:48]  Watch this.
[04:53:50]  Attila.
[04:53:51]  I know that.
[04:53:52]  Listen, listen to this.
[04:53:53]  Listen to this fucking shit.
[04:53:54]  They've had this fucking piece of shit house that I'm in right now for three fucking years.
[04:53:59]  Never rented.
[04:54:00]  Never finished.
[04:54:02]  My dad worked on it, put all kinds of money in it, and never finished it.
[04:54:07]  Was never able to get it to a state of people moving in.
[04:54:14]  Never happened.
[04:54:15]  Never.
[04:54:17]  I tried to help them.
[04:54:19]  Listen.
[04:54:20]  I tried to help them.
[04:54:21]  It never gets old.
[04:54:22]  They fucked me over year over year.
[04:54:25]  And remember?
[04:54:25]  Because I was supposed to be in this.
[04:54:27]  He's a Hungarian Canadian.
[04:54:28]  But I sold my rental property.
[04:54:31]  Get out of the plan.
[04:54:33]  Shut up.
[04:54:33]  Listen to this guy.
[04:54:34]  Okay.
[04:54:35]  Listen.
[04:54:36]  Let them fucking let these fucking losers both of my fucking beards the fucking losers that be up because my mom fucking comes over here when I get drunk and he came over here last time and tried to come in the room when people commented that she was on stream and she doesn't believe it.
[04:54:51]  She fucking watched the stream and she didn't see it.
[04:54:55]  She keeps saying she wasn't on stream when she was on fucking stream for no fucking reason.
[04:55:02]  And even today, why the fuck did she come here today?
[04:55:06]  And you know what happened over the weekend?
[04:55:08]  You know what?
[04:55:09]  You want to know what happened?
[04:55:12]  God damn it.
[04:55:15]  I know.
[04:55:16]  God fucking damn it.
[04:55:20]  I never get sold.
[04:55:21]  I'm sorry.
[04:55:21]  God damn it.
[04:55:22]  Like, fuck moms and dads.
[04:55:24]  Fuck them.
[04:55:25]  Oh my god.
[04:55:25]  Are you okay?
[04:55:26]  God fucking damn it!
[04:55:27]  I'm just broke!
[04:55:30]  Just stand!
[04:55:31]  For my camera!
[04:55:33]  God damn it!
[04:55:34]  Please calm down!
[04:55:38]  He's talking to his discord.
[04:55:40]  The shit that's talking is on his discord.
[04:55:44]  I know.
[04:55:45]  Attila, this is bringing family together.
[04:55:48]  It's okay.
[04:55:56]  It's bringing family together.
[04:55:59]  He's got a motherfucking garage.
[04:56:03]  Don't do that.
[04:56:04]  He hasn't finished this house for three fucking years.
[04:56:08]  And he fucking fucked shit.
[04:56:11]  He has no fucking garage.
[04:56:14]  Let's do it together.
[04:56:17]  Let's do it.
[04:56:18]  Just get it out.
[04:56:21]  Fucking.
[04:56:22]  Yes.
[04:56:23]  Yes.
[04:56:26]  Just.
[04:56:28]  God, Jesus Christ.
[04:56:29]  Can you all stop donating for fuck's sake?
[04:56:33]  Arthur Reed.
[04:56:35]  Arthur fucking Reed.
[04:56:36]  All right, let's watch a little bit more of this shit.
[04:56:38]  All right.
[04:56:41]  Once again, he called me.
[04:56:44]  He called me on the fucking phone and talks fucking shit when he hasn't finished his house.
[04:56:55]  What?
[04:56:55]  What now?
[04:56:56]  Billy F.U. says this is why you don't trust your parents.
[04:57:01]  You never fully trust anyone unless they put it in writing.
[04:57:04]  That's absolutely true there, Billy.
[04:57:06]  And as you can see, he's a little upset about it to say that.
[04:57:11]  Never got to rent it out.
[04:57:14]  He owns a house down the street.
[04:57:16]  It was me that rented that motherfucking house out.
[04:57:20]  Who rented this house out?
[04:57:21]  Dad?
[04:57:22]  Who rented your other fucking house out to the people that are still living in it?
[04:57:26]  Huh?
[04:57:27]  I know.
[04:57:28]  Who rented that house out?
[04:57:30]  And how many times did I die to work on this motherfucking house for you?
[04:57:39]  Come on, when my roommate was a fucking insulator and we tried to do this job on the cheap for you and you fucking wouldn't.
[04:57:50]  Oh my god, Attila.
[04:57:51]  Okay, just let us wait.
[04:57:53]  And you wouldn't fucking quit yourself.
[04:57:56]  This rota off of work to fucking do it.
[04:58:02]  When wouldn't we have done it for one week?
[04:58:07]  Stop it.
[04:58:08]  He needs to get it out.
[04:58:09]  Fucking start this shit.
[04:58:10]  You really want to bring this fucking shit on here.
[04:58:15]  Just get it out.
[04:58:17]  You know, I mean.
[04:58:22]  Yeah, just wipe your nose.
[04:58:24]  Swipe.
[04:58:25]  Just.
[04:58:26]  You're good?
[04:58:27]  You got it?
[04:58:31]  I'm here for you.
[04:58:34]  I'm here for you.
[04:58:39]  It'll be okay.
[04:58:42]  She goes, get up.
[04:58:43]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[04:58:44]  Who in the else is donating?
[04:58:46]  Stop donating, man.
[04:58:49]  All right, dude.
[04:58:50]  Hitler's.
[04:58:50]  Dude, I'm going to have to fucking ban you, dude.
[04:58:52]  I'm not kidding around, dude.
[04:58:53]  This is fucked up, man.
[04:58:54]  Seriously.
[04:58:57]  It's okay.
[04:58:59]  Everyone, I know.
[04:59:02]  Listen, listen.
[04:59:07]  How about this?
[04:59:08]  I'll fucking light this fucking fire.
[04:59:10]  We know insurance.
[04:59:12]  I know you have no insurance.
[04:59:14]  You've got no fucking insurance on this house.
[04:59:16]  I'll fucking light it on fire now.
[04:59:18]  He's threatening to light the house on fire.
[04:59:23]  And Piss Goblin said it seems like, or seems he got his anger and drinking habits from his father ghost, dude.
[04:59:30]  Fuck off.
[04:59:31]  He's threatening to burn his fucking house down.
[04:59:34]  Attila, stop it now.
[04:59:36]  Stop it.
[04:59:38]  Calm down.
[04:59:39]  There's so many families, okay, going at each other's fucking throats because of this quarantine.
[04:59:44]  And what child hasn't been fucked over by their stupid ass parent?
[04:59:50]  So I get it.
[04:59:52]  Okay.
[04:59:53]  Let's calm down.
[04:59:56]  That's good enough.
[04:59:57]  That's good enough.
[04:59:58]  All right.
[04:59:58]  What is it?
[04:59:59]  Froppy sent you the wrong link.
[05:00:02]  Don't skip me.
[05:00:03]  Oh, yeah, great.
[05:00:03]  All right.
[05:00:04]  Whatever.
[05:00:05]  All right.
[05:00:05]  Anyway, that was by anonymous host choice.
[05:00:09]  I had to replay that one there because it never gets old.
[05:00:13]  Attila once again freaks out because his folks tell him to get the fuck out of the house.
[05:00:19]  He doesn't really appreciate it.
[05:00:21]  He goes ape shit as a result.
[05:00:23]  And it just, it never gets old, dude.
[05:00:24]  It never gets old.
[05:00:26]  All right.
[05:00:26]  Let's go to the next $20.20 buckers that have been coming in here.
[05:00:30]  This one right here was by Arthur Reed.
[05:00:33]  And Arthur Reed didn't say anything.
[05:00:35]  What the fuck is this, Arthur Reed?
[05:00:37]  What is this?
[05:00:37]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:00:39]  What is this shit?
[05:00:41]  Soviet Barney short.
[05:00:44]  The fuck is this shit?
[05:00:52]  What is this, Arthur Reed?
[05:01:02]  The fuck am I watching?
[05:01:08]  We are doing fixed with the elevator.
[05:01:11]  Oh, my God.
[05:01:18]  Oh, God, dude.
[05:01:19]  Why? Why? Why?
[05:01:23]  I don't fucking know, dude.
[05:01:26]  I have no fucking idea.
[05:01:28]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:01:31]  Oh, my God.
[05:01:34]  Billy F.U. said the chick is a 50-year-old bitch like Burger Planet.

=== Diaper Wearing Bitch (05:13) ===

[05:01:40]  She is a grifting bitch.
[05:01:42]  Are you talking about the bitch that was talking to Attila in the last video?
[05:01:46]  I have no idea.
[05:01:48]  Anyway, thank you, Billy.
[05:01:49]  FU.
[05:01:50]  Now, here is another $20.20 bucker by Hitler's Dick.
[05:01:56]  Viewer discretion is advised, okay?
[05:01:59]  Ah, Christ.
[05:02:01]  Oh, my God.
[05:02:03]  What the fuck is, dude?
[05:02:04]  What is this?
[05:02:07]  Oh, my God.
[05:02:09]  I don't even know if I could show this.
[05:02:11]  Oh, my God.
[05:02:15]  Once again, I do want to reiterate this is Western civilization.
[05:02:20]  And once again, Hitler's dick has requested this.
[05:02:23]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:02:24]  Take a look at this.
[05:02:27]  In this video, you're going to get this.
[05:02:29]  Watch my daddy.
[05:02:31]  Huh?
[05:02:32]  Put a diaper on the fursuit.
[05:02:34]  How do you like that, huh?
[05:02:35]  And I'll say this is one of my new dresses.
[05:02:37]  Notice the autistic vernacular coming out of this idiot in this stupid mascot outfit.
[05:02:44]  We're going to take care of that right now.
[05:02:45]  Notice.
[05:02:46]  I'll be right back.
[05:02:47]  And take a look at his daddy.
[05:02:48]  Look at this guy, huh?
[05:02:52]  Oh, my God.
[05:02:53]  No, don't please.
[05:02:55]  Diaper changed.
[05:02:56]  Oh, my God.
[05:02:58]  Hitler's dick requested this, man.
[05:03:02]  Oh, God!
[05:03:11]  Oh, my God.
[05:03:12]  Winter the wolf just dropped the diamond and say, Ghost, please.
[05:03:15]  I'm going to cringe myself to death.
[05:03:17]  Look, you need to understand that this is real Western civilization right here.
[05:03:23]  And I'd like for you to also notice that these are white people.
[05:03:28]  I'm just saying.
[05:03:30]  I'm just fucking saying.
[05:03:34]  Where's my fissy?
[05:03:36]  Oh, my God.
[05:03:41]  Oh, my God.
[05:03:42]  This is so fucking stupid, dude.
[05:03:45]  I eat the fishy.
[05:03:46]  You like sushi?
[05:03:48]  No.
[05:03:50]  I ate the fishy.
[05:03:52]  Oh, my God.
[05:03:53]  I still want to look at this.
[05:03:56]  Western civilization, folks.
[05:03:58]  Right here.
[05:03:59]  Because I can.
[05:04:01]  You're trying to make him food.
[05:04:04]  So is he a friend?
[05:04:11]  And on top of this fucking furry idiot getting his diaper chain, he's trying to act like a fucking infantile jerk.
[05:04:19]  Oh, my God.
[05:04:21]  I mean, seriously, man.
[05:04:22]  I mean, something needs to be done.
[05:04:24]  You know, something needs to be done to these people.
[05:04:29]  Daddy's little fucking princess.
[05:04:31]  Are you shitting me?
[05:04:35]  And just like that, I meant all protected for playtime.
[05:04:39]  Oh, my God.
[05:04:41]  Other things.
[05:04:42]  What do you think, Daddy?
[05:04:43]  I look like a good girl.
[05:04:45]  That sounds like trans abuser.
[05:04:47]  No offense.
[05:04:49]  That sounds like trans abuser.
[05:04:54]  McCathy, not the one I stay in.
[05:04:57]  There.
[05:04:58]  That sounds just like him.
[05:05:00]  Hi, everybody.
[05:05:01]  Now that we are protected, we can play that.
[05:05:05]  That sounds just like him, dude.
[05:05:08]  All right, what is it?
[05:05:09]  Somebody just donated.
[05:05:10]  Billy F.U. said, all I know, her name is Clorine.
[05:05:15]  I can't remember her name.
[05:05:17]  She did an IRL stream in Harlem and almost got raped by some Mexicans.
[05:05:21]  Oh, shit.
[05:05:23]  Oh, Christ.
[05:05:25]  Anyway, let's watch a little bit more of Hitler's Dick's video.
[05:05:28]  How do you like that, huh?
[05:05:30]  How do you like a little bit of that?
[05:05:32]  Princess Ebert.
[05:05:33]  Okay, we'll see you later.
[05:05:34]  Bye.
[05:05:39]  So, everybody, this is me.
[05:05:41]  And as you see, we are now protected.
[05:05:44]  I mean, doesn't this sound like doesn't this sound like fucking trans abuser?
[05:05:50]  Now, I have been asked if I put a diaper on the suit and if I actually use the bathroom in the suit without a diaper.
[05:05:57]  So, let me explain that.
[05:05:59]  I'm actually wearing two diapers right now.
[05:06:01]  I got the one that's over the suit, but I'm also wearing one under the suit.
[05:06:06]  For those that don't know, I do wear diapers for medical reasons.
[05:06:10]  Oh, I do wear diapers for medical reasons.
[05:06:14]  Pictures and, you know, just for looks.
[05:06:16]  It's no different than anything else.
[05:06:20]  But I've had this request done by one of my higher-level Patreon members.
[05:06:25]  Patreon!
[05:06:27]  This fucker's got Patreon!
[05:06:29]  The quality is not better, and we didn't have a better angle.
[05:06:31]  But maybe in the future, we will get a better angle and do this again.
[05:06:35]  If you guys like this video, hit the like button as well as the subscribe button.
[05:06:40]  We don't want it.
[05:06:41]  We don't want any of it.
[05:06:43]  We don't want any of it, you furry freak.
[05:06:46]  All right, we don't want none of that shit, you furry little fucking fucked-up fucking fruit bowl.
[05:06:52]  Oh my god, folks.

=== Medical Diaper Reasons (05:44) ===

[05:06:54]  I don't even know what to say, dude.
[05:06:55]  I mean, that was Jesus Christ.
[05:06:58]  Jesus Christ, what an anti-Mother's Day edition this has been.
[05:07:05]  What a fucked-up fucking anti-Mother's Day edition this fucking garbage has been.
[05:07:11]  I don't even know what to say.
[05:07:14]  I don't even know what the fuck to say anymore for heaven fucking sake.
[05:07:22]  I mean, to be honest, I should have just skipped this whole goddamn fucking.
[05:07:26]  I should have skipped everything.
[05:07:29]  I shouldn't have even come on to do this fucking broadcast.
[05:07:33]  I shouldn't have done any of this.
[05:07:35]  I'm really, really pissed off that I wasted my fucking time doing this fucking stupid, fucked up fucking shitbird show.
[05:07:45]  I cannot believe it, man.
[05:07:48]  Hey, look, I got this idiot fucking Froppie over here telling me, Can you play my shit?
[05:07:54]  Can you play my video?
[05:07:57]  Here, here's your fucking video, Froppy.
[05:07:58]  So shut the fuck up.
[05:08:00]  You and your fucking butt buddy.
[05:08:01]  What the fuck is this?
[05:08:03]  What the fuck is this, Froppie?
[05:08:05]  What the fuck did you just donate, you shithead?
[05:08:20]  What the fuck is this shit?
[05:08:24]  Fucking dumbass Froppy requested this dumb shit.
[05:08:38]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:08:39]  What is this?
[05:08:40]  The burning of Zozorba, 2008, Fort Marcy Park, Santa Fe, New Mexico.
[05:08:47]  I mean, what is this?
[05:08:48]  The poor man's fucking Bohemian Grove.
[05:08:52]  Weaving spiders come not here.
[05:08:57]  Be gone, no care, be gone.
[05:09:16]  Big ol' care!
[05:09:39]  I mean, there's actually large groups of people that congregate together and do this bullshit.
[05:09:54]  Crappy, you're a fucking sick fuck, dude.
[05:09:57]  Seriously.
[05:09:59]  I mean, all of you fucking people are some real sick fucks.
[05:10:07]  Hey, don't blame me for this video!
[05:10:09]  Fucked up fucking idiot Froppie requested it.
[05:10:13]  And this fucking imbecile, Shaladay, decided to go and fucking pay for it and shit.
[05:10:31]  I'm letting this go for another 30 or 45 seconds, and we're moving on.
[05:10:40]  And this happened in 2008.
[05:10:41]  Can you believe that shit?
[05:10:44]  I mean, is this an annual event?
[05:10:46]  I mean, for fuck's sake.
[05:10:52]  I think we're done with this.
[05:10:54]  I think we get the point.
[05:10:55]  Does everybody here kind of get the point about the stupid dumb shit we're watching?
[05:11:00]  I think we get the point.
[05:11:02]  Just wait.
[05:11:03]  It catches on fire.
[05:11:09]  I mean, is it going to burn some of these people?
[05:11:12]  That's the only reason why I would stay watching this.
[05:11:15]  Is the thing going to catch on fire and then burn people?
[05:11:21]  It's caught on fire.
[05:11:22]  And hold on, what is this?
[05:11:24]  Fart sniffer, lol ghost.
[05:11:28]  What's your mom doing here, dude?
[05:11:30]  Fuck you, asshole, all right?
[05:11:32]  What's your mom doing here?
[05:11:33]  Play the rest of this shit, all right?
[05:11:40]  Uh-oh, it's catching on fire.
[05:11:48]  Is he gonna fall on the people?
[05:12:00]  They're fucking cheering.
[05:12:02]  They're cheering like the Bohemian Grove.
[05:12:05]  They're burning something in effigy.
[05:12:07]  I wonder what all this
[05:12:35]  Anyway, that was Froppie over here.

=== Bohemian Grove Cheering (08:38) ===

[05:12:38]  Froppy is the one that dedicated that fucking video and yada yada yada.
[05:12:45]  All right, dude.
[05:12:45]  All right, look.
[05:12:47]  Now that we're done with the videos, can I just take five fucking minutes?
[05:12:52]  Five fucking minutes so I can do me for a little bit for fuck's sake.
[05:12:57]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:12:59]  Just five fucking minutes so I can drink a little bit, so I can smoke some devil's lives.
[05:13:07]  Well, I'm waiting for fun.
[05:13:10]  I'm not playing that one.
[05:13:11]  I'm taking five minutes.
[05:13:12]  All right.
[05:13:13]  And fuck you, Keemscares, you fucking meatball eating shithead.
[05:13:18]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[05:13:22]  Imagine the kind of shit.
[05:13:24]  All right, whatever Hitler's dick, all right?
[05:13:26]  Jesus Christ.
[05:13:28]  All right.
[05:13:29]  Jesus Christ.
[05:13:32]  All right.
[05:13:32]  And Swiss ketchup.
[05:13:34]  Is that the real Swiss ketchup with the fucking that fucking.
[05:13:38]  He's a rapist.
[05:13:40]  He's a pedo.
[05:13:41]  He's Brian Riesel.
[05:13:44]  He's a rapist.
[05:13:46]  He's a groper.
[05:13:48]  Is that that fucking Swiss ketchup or Jimmy?
[05:13:51]  Somebody just jacked his name because they registered for a goddamn D-Live account.
[05:13:56]  All right.
[05:13:56]  Let me take a little bit of some hits of some tetrahydrocannabinol.
[05:14:00]  Let me take maybe a shot or two, maybe some goddamn drink.
[05:14:04]  And then we'll fucking move on to Raider Graffiti or something.
[05:14:07]  Oh, it is Switch Ketchup.
[05:14:08]  Oh, that's funny shit.
[05:14:10]  I actually enjoy that.
[05:14:11]  I actually bumped that in my car.
[05:14:13]  He's a rapist.
[05:14:15]  He's a pedo.
[05:14:16]  He's a groper.
[05:14:18]  Danger.
[05:14:19]  Call CPS.
[05:14:21]  Call CPS.
[05:14:23]  Anyway, and by the way, has anybody seen Only Use Me Blade lately?
[05:14:28]  And what is this?
[05:14:28]  Hitler's dick says, take five.
[05:14:31]  Take five, buddy.
[05:14:32]  A nice long drink.
[05:14:34]  You'll need it.
[05:14:34]  Oh, great.
[05:14:35]  All right.
[05:14:36]  What?
[05:14:36]  You got another sicko pervert?
[05:14:38]  Got a video for me?
[05:14:40]  Anyway, I do want to say this, that has anybody seen Only Use Me Blade lately?
[05:14:45]  He looks like he's on his deathbed.
[05:14:47]  He looks like one of these people that are dying of the AIDS, and he looks gaunt, you know, and his eyes look bug out and shit.
[05:14:54]  He looks horrible.
[05:14:56]  Unbelievable.
[05:14:57]  I want to be honest with you.
[05:14:58]  I don't think that he, just by the way he looks right now, I don't think that he has like two months or three months to live.
[05:15:05]  I mean, that guy looks horrible.
[05:15:07]  I mean, fucking horrible.
[05:15:10]  So hold on, let me take a smoke here.
[05:15:12]  All right.
[05:15:12]  Got a pick or something?
[05:15:14]  Yeah, let me see if they've got it on IP2 here.
[05:15:16]  IP2, they usually have a pick, but they've been posting a lot of shit about Ice Poseidon because, you know, Ice Poseidon's a, you know, I don't know, dick cheeseburger or some shit.
[05:15:29]  Hold on, let me see if I can find Blade here.
[05:15:32]  He looks unbelievably gaunt and horrible.
[05:15:35]  He looks like literally, like I said, at the most two, two and a half months dead.
[05:15:42]  And I hope that he sees it.
[05:15:43]  I hope that, you know, he recognizes that, yeah, he doesn't have much time left.
[05:15:49]  Hold on, I'm looking for the damn picture.
[05:15:51]  Hold on just a second.
[05:15:52]  I'll get to it.
[05:15:52]  Hold on.
[05:15:54]  Everybody's got to see it.
[05:15:55]  I can't believe that you guys haven't seen it as of late.
[05:15:59]  Jesus Christ, what the hell, man?
[05:16:01]  Where's the fucking picture on here?
[05:16:03]  And the bad part about IP2, the Senate has a horrible search.
[05:16:08]  A horrible search engine.
[05:16:11]  I mean, you could put the exact words verbatim on a goddamn title and it won't fucking even give you the damn post that you're wanting to look for.
[05:16:21]  Hold on, here it is.
[05:16:21]  Here it is right here.
[05:16:23]  All right, here it is.
[05:16:25]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:16:26]  Let's get this bigger.
[05:16:27]  Here it is.
[05:16:29]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[05:16:31]  All right, here it is right here.
[05:16:32]  Let me take a look.
[05:16:33]  Everybody take a look at this.
[05:16:34]  This is 2019 Blade.
[05:16:37]  And there's him right there in his latest interview to some kind of YouTube podcast.
[05:16:43]  I mean, the guy looks like he's about to die.
[05:16:47]  Look at how gaunt he is.
[05:16:48]  His eyes are popping out.
[05:16:50]  He definitely looks like he's about to die, dude.
[05:16:52]  So anyway, Only Use Me Blade.
[05:16:55]  I really hope that you're taking care of yourself, man, because you look fucked up.
[05:17:00]  I mean, you look fucking horrible, man.
[05:17:02]  And it's pretty sad.
[05:17:04]  Anyway, let me take a hit of some tetrahydrocannabinol, the marijuana, the poo smoke, etc.
[05:17:16]  Sorry, I'm taking five here, okay?
[05:17:18]  I'm taking five for Christ's sake, all right?
[05:17:22]  All right.
[05:17:26]  All right.
[05:17:27]  What?
[05:17:28]  Y'all don't want to see a better picture of him, dude?
[05:17:31]  I mean, do you want me to fucking put the goddamn, I think I got a YouTube video of him and that one podcast he was on.
[05:17:38]  And by the way, the podcast he was on, fucking lame.
[05:17:40]  I'm sorry.
[05:17:41]  I don't know why everybody watches that fucking podcast, but it's fucking lame and it sucks.
[05:17:47]  Sorry, PKA.
[05:17:49]  You suck a cock with it.
[05:17:50]  I'm sorry.
[05:17:51]  All right.
[05:17:51]  But hey, more power to you.
[05:17:53]  You were able to get fucking Only Use Me Blade over here in an interview.
[05:17:57]  And, you know, I'm sure you're very proud of it.
[05:18:00]  So here it is right here.
[05:18:01]  Let's go ahead and take a look at Only Use Me Blade.
[05:18:04]  Is everybody ready?
[05:18:04]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:18:05]  Here it is right here.
[05:18:07]  Here it is.
[05:18:08]  Here it is.
[05:18:09]  So, Blade, did you say you were one month sober?
[05:18:12]  Yes, technically, I am one month sober.
[05:18:15]  Ooh, technically.
[05:18:16]  Yeah, what is technically sober, but just meth now?
[05:18:20]  No, no, no.
[05:18:21]  I'm not quite.
[05:18:23]  I'm not quite one month sober.
[05:18:25]  I'm like three and a half weeks.
[05:18:26]  Look at how gaunt he is, dude.
[05:18:29]  I mean, he looks like an AIDS victim.
[05:18:32]  I stopped shooting up.
[05:18:32]  Now I distort the heroin.
[05:18:34]  Technically.
[05:18:35]  I did do a stream with this guy.
[05:18:37]  I don't know if you guys know what his name is.
[05:18:39]  His voice even sounds different.
[05:18:41]  Because people were begging me to get out of this house.
[05:18:44]  There's nothing to do.
[05:18:46]  There's no way to do actual IRL streaming right now.
[05:18:50]  But I went, traveled, got some stuff out of my storage.
[05:18:53]  And then after that, I started having some pain in my leg.
[05:18:58]  And it got to the point that I basically went to the doctor.
[05:19:05]  And I knew, you know, basically, I've been to the doctor.
[05:19:08]  They've treated me with, you know, diabetes and high blood pressure.
[05:19:12]  And I knew about it, but I wasn't taking it seriously.
[05:19:15]  This time I'm taking it seriously.
[05:19:17]  So obviously just had to cut out the booze.
[05:19:20]  I'm out of the hospital.
[05:19:22]  I'm taking a million pills and taking insulin shots and stuff like that.
[05:19:27]  Jesus Christ.
[05:19:28]  Obviously, I want to have alcohol out of the system during that time.
[05:19:33]  And also, it's good to cleanse.
[05:19:35]  Like, even when I was like, Jesus Christ.
[05:19:38]  All right.
[05:19:38]  I think we should.
[05:19:41]  Anyway, I want to be honest with you.
[05:19:42]  All three of these cocksuckers of PKA can suck a cockwood, including Kyle, the fucking fake Russian idiot who used to fucking shoot guns.
[05:19:51]  All right.
[05:19:51]  What a pompous, fucking, arrogant dickhead this faggot is.
[05:19:55]  Excuse my French.
[05:19:56]  Sorry.
[05:19:56]  All right.
[05:19:57]  I'm sorry.
[05:19:58]  I'm just saying.
[05:19:59]  You know, fuck you, Kyle, you fucking dumbass.
[05:20:02]  All right.
[05:20:03]  You make me sick.
[05:20:04]  All right.
[05:20:05]  Great.
[05:20:06]  You know, you thought that you could get a federal license and be able to have fucking pot delivered to your fucking house while having fully automatic weapons.
[05:20:14]  And then you wonder why you get sent to prison.
[05:20:16]  You're a fucking moron.
[05:20:17]  All right.
[05:20:18]  I think you deserve more time in prison as far as I'm concerned, you fucking idiot.
[05:20:22]  I'm sorry.
[05:20:23]  I didn't mean to say the word.
[05:20:24]  I'm sorry.
[05:20:25]  I mean, I saw that idiot, Kyle.
[05:20:27]  It's just a fucking infantile response to an asshole.
[05:20:30]  I'm sorry.
[05:20:30]  All right.
[05:20:31]  And feminist socialists just said, why piss off the Kyle fans on the chat ghost?
[05:20:37]  Look, I don't give a shit if they're fucking Kyle fans.
[05:20:40]  What?
[05:20:41]  Do you want to go fucking lick his ass or something?
[05:20:43]  The guy has no fucking talent, man.
[05:20:45]  Okay.
[05:20:46]  Look at me.
[05:20:46]  I'm going to pretend I'm Russian and I'm going to shoot guns and that'll make me look cool.
[05:20:52]  Okay?
[05:20:53]  And then he goes from that to this pretentious asshole that sounds like, you know, his butt is so tight, fucking clinching onto a schlong that it makes him sound like an arrogant leftist social justice warrior piece of shit.
[05:21:07]  So anyway, that's all there is to it.
[05:21:09]  All right.
[05:21:11]  Let me get to another fucking video here.
[05:21:12]  Let's get these out of the way.
[05:21:14]  A palate cleanser supposedly requested this.

=== Midget Spaghetti Junction (05:52) ===

[05:21:17]  Okay.
[05:21:18]  Palate cleanser.
[05:21:20]  They didn't say anything.
[05:21:22]  This is supposed to be.
[05:21:22]  Oh, jeez.
[05:21:24]  A fucking palate cleanser of this fucking stupid midget show.
[05:21:29]  Number four.
[05:21:29]  Yeah, real fucking funny assholes.
[05:21:32]  Yeah, palate cleanser, my ass.
[05:21:34]  And it's monetized.
[05:21:36]  It's monetized.
[05:21:39]  Although, I want to be honest with you, I do buy Stubbs barbecue sauce.
[05:21:44]  It is the shit.
[05:21:46]  It is the shit.
[05:21:47]  But this fucking limey midget is monetized for fuck's sake.
[05:21:51]  Johnny Connor.
[05:21:52]  Jesus Christ.
[05:21:54]  I knew you idiots were going to fucking request this stupid fucking midget.
[05:21:59]  This fucking dry-witted, limey, fucking grit bomb crap.
[05:22:03]  Oh, too late now, though, isn't it?
[05:22:05]  Yeah.
[05:22:06]  Well, Paula, it saddens me to say you are terrible at tenable.
[05:22:10]  Goodbye.
[05:22:12]  You're terrible at tenable.
[05:22:13]  Get out of here, you old bag.
[05:22:15]  Get out of here and take that fucking midget off the stickers off my chat room, dude.
[05:22:24]  Probably.
[05:22:25]  People are like, he buys stubs.
[05:22:27]  Wow.
[05:22:27]  I've not only bought stubs, I used to go to stubbs, uh, the restaurant in Austin, dude.
[05:22:32]  They have a fucking concert venue over there.
[05:22:35]  The 10 motorways have all kinds of bands over there.
[05:22:37]  So, yeah, dude, I see.
[05:22:38]  Alan has cattle.
[05:22:39]  I'm OG when it comes to stubs.
[05:22:41]  He's the best person for this one.
[05:22:43]  Give it a go.
[05:22:44]  Yeah, there's got to be Claire.
[05:22:46]  Claire, please join me to play Tenable.
[05:22:49]  Okay, Claire, let's see what you can do.
[05:22:52]  No trap, you're going tenable.
[05:22:53]  So, Alan said it's got to be you.
[05:22:56]  Yeah.
[05:22:56]  Why?
[05:22:57]  I think it's because I do a bit of driving with work.
[05:23:00]  Did I see stubs?
[05:23:01]  Shut up, asshole.
[05:23:02]  I know what you're fucking.
[05:23:03]  I know what you mean by that, you idiot.
[05:23:04]  Is that romantic?
[05:23:05]  Yeah.
[05:23:06]  Was it ill dying?
[05:23:07]  Oh, look at Claire over here.
[05:23:10]  Who the fuck is donating now?
[05:23:12]  More classic country.
[05:23:14]  Oh, great.
[05:23:15]  Smuggerko.
[05:23:16]  Okay, thank you very much.
[05:23:17]  I appreciate it.
[05:23:18]  It's bad enough that I gotta fucking watch this goddamn midget lime brick bong and his stupid affirmative action game show.
[05:23:26]  Now I gotta fucking listen to some damn modern class.
[05:23:29]  Let's go get 10 pounds for your pot.
[05:23:32]  So are you ready to play tenable?
[05:23:33]  I am.
[05:23:34]  Okay, here's your top 10.
[05:23:35]  The 10 motorways nearest spaghetti junction.
[05:23:39]  Oh my god, spaghetti junction!
[05:23:41]  I mean, can you get any more meme magic going on?
[05:23:44]  Commonly known as spaghetti.
[05:23:46]  Fucking meme magic.
[05:23:48]  Spaghetti junction.
[05:23:49]  What the fuck?
[05:23:50]  Why M in brackets after the number?
[05:23:53]  Okay.
[05:23:53]  So that makes sense.
[05:23:54]  Yeah.
[05:23:55]  Fabulous.
[05:23:55]  Well, good luck with this.
[05:23:56]  Yeah.
[05:23:57]  Let's get it.
[05:24:01]  M6.
[05:24:02]  You're saying the M6.
[05:24:03]  Yep.
[05:24:04]  Is M6 our first tenable answer?
[05:24:07]  M6?
[05:24:17]  I MEAN WHAT IS THIS?!
[05:24:18]  Spaghetti Junction is like what?
[05:24:20]  A fucking freeway, highway system in Britbong or something?
[05:24:23]  42 without hesitation.
[05:24:24]  Yeah.
[05:24:26]  Is M42 tenable?
[05:24:28]  M42 of spaghetti freeway there.
[05:24:32]  You know what I mean?
[05:24:36]  Yep, there it is.
[05:24:38]  Well paid.
[05:24:39]  I got all the perverts in the chat room talking how they would do this.
[05:24:43]  Now she's got good knockers and they would fucking do her and all of those perverts.
[05:24:52]  CD in maybe maybe hook it up.
[05:24:54]  Chris Burr, maybe?
[05:24:59]  Get the fuck out of here.
[05:25:01]  Okay, and what motorway are you on?
[05:25:03]  Is that his tune?
[05:25:04]  Is that what fucking the midget likes?
[05:25:10]  He's dancing with me.
[05:25:14]  Cheek to cheek.
[05:25:17]  There's nobody here.
[05:25:19]  Okay, so the board's looking good.
[05:25:20]  It's just now I wanna be.
[05:25:25]  Anyway, never mind.
[05:25:26]  Let's have a look.
[05:25:27]  Is M5 in this list?
[05:25:31]  Jesus Christ, M5, M42, M6.
[05:25:35]  Why don't you M on these fucking meatballs?
[05:25:38]  Yes, it is.
[05:25:39]  Good work.
[05:25:41]  So, the M5, which direction are you going?
[05:25:44]  Um, I'm gonna go north to the M6 tunnel.
[05:25:48]  No, north.
[05:25:49]  M6 Toll.
[05:25:50]  Yeah, yeah, the M612,000.
[05:25:54]  And your place is awesome.
[05:25:55]  That's all I'm doing here.
[05:25:58]  Six toll, our fifth tenable answer.
[05:26:07]  Is it the next tenable answer for this blonde-headed bimbo?
[05:26:16]  This bitch knows the street, huh?
[05:26:18]  She's got street whore going on, huh?
[05:26:22]  Oh, a little bit of a street whore going on.
[05:26:27]  Okay, so we're at the services.
[05:26:30]  Yep, you sat there.
[05:26:31]  Now you've got to make a decision.
[05:26:33]  Do you hit the road or do you park up permanently?
[05:26:35]  Yeah, keep going, bitch.
[05:26:38]  You've got a life, you've got more petrol.
[05:26:39]  Yep.
[05:26:39]  So you might as well carry on the journey.
[05:26:41]  Yep, and I'm going to go M40.
[05:26:44]  M40, when I blew that black fella, that I happened to know it was North African, who is a refugee here in the UK.
[05:27:00]  Ah, she knows her streams, baby!
[05:27:03]  £5,000.
[05:27:04]  She knows her streams.
[05:27:08]  And you still have your life.

=== Ashtray Hitler Ban (15:25) ===

[05:27:09]  Yep, I do.
[05:27:11]  Are you still confident about the answers here?
[05:27:13]  I've got definitely another one.
[05:27:15]  Okay.
[05:27:16]  Yeah.
[05:27:16]  Yep.
[05:27:17]  So I'm going to go M69.
[05:27:19]  M69.
[05:27:24]  Is M69 a tenable answer?
[05:27:27]  I'm 69, dudes.
[05:27:36]  Yes, that is.
[05:27:37]  All right.
[05:27:38]  All right.
[05:27:38]  I think we've had just about enough tenable.
[05:27:41]  All right.
[05:27:42]  You're only three correct answers.
[05:27:44]  Whoever the hell donated this, you're a piece of crap.
[05:27:47]  All right.
[05:27:47]  Jesus Christ.
[05:27:48]  I think you might be getting a bit low on fuel now.
[05:27:51]  Just a bit.
[05:27:52]  All right.
[05:27:52]  That's it.
[05:27:53]  All right.
[05:27:53]  All right.
[05:27:54]  That's enough.
[05:27:54]  We've had enough tenable.
[05:27:55]  All right.
[05:27:56]  Fucking a palate cleanser requested this.
[05:27:58]  This was not a fucking palate cleanser, you son of a bitch.
[05:28:01]  All right.
[05:28:02]  This was not a palate cleanser.
[05:28:05]  Anyway, we got another one by Hitler's dick.
[05:28:07]  All right, before we get to Hitler's dick, I need another beer for Christ's sake.
[05:28:10]  All right.
[05:28:11]  I need more beer is what the fuck I need for Christ's sake because I know that Hitler's dick is his fucking video is going to be some sick perverted garbage.
[05:28:22]  That's all this fucking son of a bitch ever fucking donates.
[05:28:26]  So before I get to that, I need a little bit more fucking alcohol in the system.
[05:28:30]  Where's my bottle opener for fuck's sake, man?
[05:28:34]  All right, I'm sorry, folks.
[05:28:35]  These people keep fucking donating for fuck's sake.
[05:28:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:28:39]  And that's just the way it is.
[05:28:42]  Ban Hitler's dick.
[05:28:44]  How many people think I should ban Hitler's dick, huh?
[05:28:48]  I mean, you know, I got to get a general assessment of the people.
[05:28:52]  All right?
[05:28:53]  Because, you know, I don't know.
[05:28:54]  Maybe people don't really appreciate what this guy is doing.
[05:28:59]  All right.
[05:28:59]  Anyway, let's go.
[05:29:01]  Let's go here.
[05:29:02]  What do we have here?
[05:29:02]  We've got Hitler's dick.
[05:29:04]  All right, here it is.
[05:29:05]  Look at this.
[05:29:05]  Ban him.
[05:29:06]  Don't ban him.
[05:29:07]  Ban him.
[05:29:09]  Don't ban him.
[05:29:10]  Ban him.
[05:29:10]  Winter Wolf.
[05:29:11]  Seriously, how much to skip another diaper vis?
[05:29:17]  I don't know what the hell this is here.
[05:29:19]  Hold on.
[05:29:20]  What is this crap?
[05:29:23]  Oh, my God, dude.
[05:29:31]  Look, I'm sorry, folks, that I have to fucking show this, but we got this fucking sick pervert over here in Hitler's dick that I'm telling you right now.
[05:29:42]  This is going to ruin cigars for me forever.
[05:29:47]  Okay?
[05:29:48]  This is going to ruin cigars for me forever.
[05:29:51]  That's all I've got to say.
[05:29:52]  And look, I like cigars, okay?
[05:29:56]  I like cigars, but this takes the fucking taco, pal.
[05:30:01]  Anyway, Hitler's Dick, viewer discretion is advised.
[05:30:07]  Here it is.
[05:30:08]  It's going to make you think twice about cigars.
[05:30:12]  Here it is.
[05:30:13]  Hitler's Dick's video.
[05:30:16]  Welcome back, Kingsters.
[05:30:18]  Once again, the URL and hashtag for this series you will see down below.
[05:30:22]  Hey, you're going to think about a little bit of that there, huh?
[05:30:25]  I use it in play.
[05:30:26]  So, safety first as always.
[05:30:28]  Ash can be quite hot, so you just want to be aware of that.
[05:30:31]  It can cause some minor burns, so you just want to be conscious of the colours.
[05:30:35]  I mean, Hitler's Dick is exposing the fucking shit of kicking.
[05:30:40]  Once again, we're overlapping a couple forms here.
[05:30:42]  So, having your bottom hold your ashtray form of service, so it will overlap all of your service fetishes.
[05:30:49]  Because ash retains some heat, particularly when we use ash on the body, we were thinking as well, is this a form of temperature or sensation play?
[05:30:58]  What do y'all think about this shit, huh?
[05:31:01]  Oh, this is a message.
[05:31:02]  There's actually some damage aspects here.
[05:31:04]  The aroma of a freeze.
[05:31:07]  Ain't that a magic for most of the time?
[05:31:09]  It's just you and me.
[05:31:10]  So, do you have any of those individual fetishes or chips that you might have?
[05:31:15]  There's quite a bit of overlap.
[05:31:17]  The most basic form of little pink houses for you and me. Is having your bottom.
[05:31:23]  And look at this merger the wolf of that diamond.
[05:31:26]  Leave it behind closed doors.
[05:31:28]  No shit.
[05:31:29]  You can put the ashtray attached to it.
[05:31:31]  Look at this Google Humiliator gag.
[05:31:34]  I will say that.
[05:31:35]  $175 to turn your partner's face into an ashtray.
[05:31:39]  Sort of turns them into a nice object for you.
[05:31:41]  Jesus Christ, look at that fucking, by the way, that size of cigar is a Corona size.
[05:31:49]  I shit you not.
[05:31:52]  I shit you not.
[05:31:53]  That is a corona.
[05:31:54]  It's a space level.
[05:31:55]  Size.
[05:31:57]  But we really want to think about using ash a little bit more creatively and using it more as part of the scene.
[05:32:01]  So the next way we're going to think about that is using ash as a form of temperature and sensation play.
[05:32:06]  We'll be right back with that.
[05:32:07]  Oh, no, please.
[05:32:08]  We don't want to do.
[05:32:08]  Oh, dude, no, man.
[05:32:10]  Come on.
[05:32:11]  No.
[05:32:13]  No, you fucking pause holes.
[05:32:15]  No!
[05:32:16]  It is a form of temperature play because when the ash drops on the body, it will cool very quickly.
[05:32:25]  Now, a couple things will determine how hot the ash is, and that is the length of your ash and the height from which you drop it.
[05:32:32]  I'm not going to be able to demonstrate that today because, well, I only have about maybe a quarter inch, a little bit more of ash at the moment.
[05:32:40]  And that's just going to be too much.
[05:32:41]  I'm sorry.
[05:32:42]  Gestellan just came back and just said, what the fuck?
[05:32:46]  Look, Hitler's Dick requested this.
[05:32:48]  That's all I've got to say.
[05:32:50]  It's very simple.
[05:32:51]  I mean, Hitler's Dick is exposing the people of this broadcast to the bowels of kick fetishes that are happening in this country.
[05:33:02]  ain't that America and oh yeah once again they will feel a very warm I would like to highlight that these are white males once again Just saying.
[05:33:13]  But if you're just saying, that's going to spread out the heat.
[05:33:18]  It's going to dissipate.
[05:33:19]  I'm just saying.
[05:33:20]  Another crop of white males doing some weird fucking money.
[05:33:24]  One inch is good.
[05:33:26]  Part of that's going to depend also on your ring gauge gauge.
[05:33:29]  A smaller ring gauge is going to have a hotter ash.
[05:33:32]  So you're going to have to judge that.
[05:33:34]  The higher up you go, the cooler it's going to be because the ash has time to cool as it drops down toward the body.
[05:33:40]  I generally don't drop below about a foot above the body.
[05:33:45]  What you're sacrificing as you go higher up.
[05:33:47]  I can't take this anymore, dude.
[05:33:50]  I mean, this guy's talking about look at this pause hole.
[05:33:54]  Could tell that this guy's a pause hole and he's using him as an ashtray.
[05:33:58]  This is 60 rings is about an inch worth of ash from about a foot above the body.
[05:34:04]  I like to kill him a lot.
[05:34:05]  Look, you notice that they got the dislikes and likes off.
[05:34:08]  You can dislike extremely sensitive parts of the body, like the genitalia.
[05:34:14]  I don't tend to see that.
[05:34:17]  Very hard to get the aim right.
[05:34:19]  The genitalia is not genitalia.
[05:34:22]  Well, that's a landing pad, particularly if you're having a lot of money.
[05:34:24]  A landing pad for ash on the genitalia.
[05:34:27]  Can you have a little bit of shit?
[05:34:28]  Good God.
[05:34:30]  So I will generally focus primarily on the chest and torso.
[05:34:34]  Pause hole!
[05:34:35]  Don't pause my nag hole!
[05:34:39]  Go pause that simple.
[05:34:40]  Sorry, I can't demo it.
[05:34:41]  The one on the download.
[05:34:44]  Let's get to that next.
[05:34:46]  All right, we're skipping this.
[05:34:47]  Eating ash is probably the most eating ash.
[05:34:52]  But it's really not eating ash!
[05:34:54]  More of a psychological issue.
[05:34:56]  Eating ash!
[05:34:58]  Oh, God.
[05:35:00]  Why?
[05:35:00]  Because it's been burned.
[05:35:02]  All right, I'm done, dude.
[05:35:03]  I've already let this go for five minutes.
[05:35:05]  I've had enough of this fucking shit, twisted, demented, fucking homosexual pause hole mental capacity shit.
[05:35:14]  I am so done.
[05:35:15]  Take this fucking shit off of here for fuck's sake.
[05:35:19]  Good God, dude.
[05:35:21]  Once again, Hitler's dick requesting that one for fuck's sake.
[05:35:27]  For fuck's sake, man.
[05:35:28]  I'm never going to be able to look at cgars the same again.
[05:35:33]  All right?
[05:35:34]  Never going to be able to look at seagars the same again.
[05:35:38]  Holy dog shit.
[05:35:39]  What a fucked up fucking ante Mother's Day edition this has turned out to be.
[05:35:44]  All right, let's get to the next one here.
[05:35:45]  This next one was requested by Smug Erko.
[05:35:51]  Smug Erko requested this and said some more classic country.
[05:35:54]  I hope it's classic country.
[05:35:56]  Check those can be even especially when there are many, many of them.
[05:36:03]  Anything for the coom last video?
[05:36:05]  And what the hell did you just say?
[05:36:08]  Enjoy.
[05:36:09]  Last video for this show.
[05:36:11]  Enjoy the free money and stop saying all this band shit.
[05:36:14]  Dude, this is disturbing.
[05:36:16]  I mean, you understand?
[05:36:17]  This is making everybody want to puke.
[05:36:20]  You know, making everybody cringe.
[05:36:22]  I'm losing fucking listeners whenever I play shit like this.
[05:36:26]  So, I mean, come on, Maine is all I got to say.
[05:36:31]  I mean, all I got to say, like a black man asking him to work, all I got to say is, come on, Maine.
[05:36:36]  That's all I got to say.
[05:36:37]  Come on, Maine.
[05:36:39]  All right.
[05:36:40]  Anyway, here it is once again.
[05:36:43]  Smug Erko.
[05:36:45]  Smug Erko requested this and said some classic country.
[05:36:48]  So put the PC shot on.
[05:36:50]  Here it is.
[05:36:51]  Hey, lay me down some rails, boys.
[05:36:53]  Don't put me in jail.
[05:36:56]  Talk about cocaine.
[05:36:57]  Just leave me alone.
[05:36:59]  I've been known to party some, but I ain't never.
[05:37:02]  Hold on, bosses.
[05:37:03]  What is it?
[05:37:04]  Type hit to ban Hitler's dick.
[05:37:06]  Oh, dude, no, come on.
[05:37:08]  Type hit to ban Hitler's dick.
[05:37:09]  Come on, man.
[05:37:11]  Jesus Christ.
[05:37:12]  Play the rest of Smug Urko's classic country.
[05:37:15]  I've been ashamed of what I've done, especially when I'm stoned.
[05:37:18]  I spent most of my life in my life.
[05:37:20]  I can do a little David Allen cowboy.
[05:37:23]  And I've never cared too much about an experience drinker.
[05:37:26]  This is that brother that sings.
[05:37:27]  If you're going to be tough, when you fall down, you've got to get back up.
[05:37:38]  Don't put me in jail, boys.
[05:37:40]  And if I make a little noise, just leave me alone.
[05:37:44]  I've been known to party some, but I ain't never hurt no one.
[05:37:48]  Been ashamed of what I've done, especially when I'm stoned.
[05:37:53]  Now, women make a lot of money.
[05:37:54]  Yeah, boys.
[05:37:55]  Isolation.
[05:37:57]  Prison makes me think of isolation.
[05:38:03]  Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
[05:38:05]  And cocaine makes me hard as a rock.
[05:38:08]  What the idiot lay me down some rails, boys.
[05:38:12]  Don't put me in jail, boys.
[05:38:14]  And if I make a little noise, just leave me alone.
[05:38:18]  What the hell did he just say?!
[05:38:19]  I don't know what a funny song, but I ain't never heard no one.
[05:38:22]  I've been ashamed of what I've done, especially when I'm stoned.
[05:38:27]  Well, it's hard to work for a dollar a week, and the Ku Klux Klan is bigger.
[05:38:30]  So take the seats off for a few minutes to go higher, man.
[05:38:32]  Look, I don't condone what this guy's saying.
[05:38:34]  What the fuck?
[05:38:35]  I'm laying me down some rails, boys.
[05:38:37]  Don't put me in jail, boys.
[05:38:39]  And if I make a little noise, just leave me alone.
[05:38:43]  I've been known to party some, but I ain't never heard no one.
[05:38:47]  Been ashamed of what I done.
[05:38:49]  Especially when I, especially when I was a daughter.
[05:38:52]  I don't condone you.
[05:38:54]  Bestly when I, especially when I, best me when I'm, especially when I, bestly when I'm stone.
[05:39:04]  All right.
[05:39:04]  Smugurko requested that a little bit of classic country.
[05:39:08]  Now, look, I like David Allen Coe, but I didn't realize that he's a racist bastard in that regard, okay?
[05:39:16]  I did not realize that he was going to say the N-word and all that other shit.
[05:39:20]  I did not realize that.
[05:39:21]  I'm always going to play songs like, you know, if you're going to be dumb, you got to be tough.
[05:39:27]  When you fall down, you got to get back up.
[05:39:30]  I mean, that's a song.
[05:39:31]  I don't know what the hell he was talking about with all this fucking N-word stuff and all that crap.
[05:39:36]  I ain't down with that shit, dude.
[05:39:38]  We ain't racist over here.
[05:39:40]  All right.
[05:39:40]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody out there should know that at this point in time.
[05:39:46]  All right.
[05:39:47]  Okay, folks.
[05:39:47]  I know you hate this guy now, but it is yet another video by Hitler's Dick who says, anything for the coom last video, this show, enjoy the free money and stop saying all this ban shit.
[05:40:02]  So once again, Hitler's Dick.
[05:40:04]  Let's see what he has in store for us here.
[05:40:06]  Oh, no.
[05:40:08]  Oh, no.
[05:40:10]  Dude, all right, folks.
[05:40:22]  I do want to say viewer discretion is advised.
[05:40:24]  Hold on, before I even play this video, let me have some dope.
[05:40:27]  I'm sorry.
[05:40:28]  Let me have some fucking dope.
[05:40:29]  Where's my bag of weed here?
[05:40:30]  Here it is, right fucking here.
[05:40:31]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:40:33]  I'm sorry, folks.
[05:40:35]  I know that you guys are like, man, Hitler's dick, and you know, but, you know, maybe we have to be exposed to this stuff so you know what the reality is in certain communities like the LGBTQ, like the furry community, so that we can never really look at these communities in any legitimate fashion whatsoever.
[05:40:57]  Because there are many people that are, you know, a part of the furry community and are a part of all these communities that want to make believe that their community is just innocent.
[05:41:08]  You know, and the activities that they do are harmless, etc.
[05:41:12]  And I think that, you know, to be exposed to the real fucking disgusting, vile shit should show all of you that this is a sick world out there.
[05:41:22]  Okay.
[05:41:23]  This is a sick goddamn world out there.
[05:41:25]  And you need to be aware of it.
[05:41:27]  All right.
[05:41:28]  Anyway, Winter the Wolf said, reminder, exposure can be a bad thing.
[05:41:32]  C. asbestos.
[05:41:35]  Yeah, but asbestos ain't that bad.
[05:41:37]  Dude, you throw a little bit out in your cheeseburger and shit.
[05:41:40]  It's not that bad.
[05:41:41]  Anyway, let me take a swig of beer.
[05:41:42]  Let me take a hit of dope.
[05:41:44]  And then we're going to get to the Hitler's Dick video on this anti-Mother's Day edition of the Ghost Show, by the way.
[05:41:51]  Let me go ahead and get a drink.
[05:41:57]  All right, let me take a hit of some of this dope.
[05:42:00]  All right.
[05:42:00]  By the way, for you folks that are wondering, I scored this tetrahydrocanneminol from a Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
[05:42:10]  So he's a pretty good connect.
[05:42:11]  So let me go ahead and smoke this.
[05:42:13]  All right.
[05:42:15]  Cheers, baby.
[05:42:16]  Cheers.
[05:42:22]  Gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain, dude.
[05:42:32]  Oh, shit.
[05:42:34]  Oh, my God.

=== HIV Death Cult Protest (04:37) ===

[05:42:35]  All right.
[05:42:39]  Wolf's revenge has dropped a diamond saying, ban Hitler's dick right now.
[05:42:45]  Well, like I said, I think it's a good thing that people are exposed to the bowels of what is going on in these communities.
[05:42:55]  Okay?
[05:42:56]  And I'm talking about the furry community.
[05:42:58]  These fucking.
[05:42:59]  I mean, you saw that one twink with his 50-year-old fucking daddy.
[05:43:03]  All right.
[05:43:04]  I mean, you're seeing these, you know, pamper changers and, you know, these gimp suits and all this other shit.
[05:43:12]  Anyway, let me go ahead and play Hitler's Dick.
[05:43:16]  Is everybody ready for this one, huh?
[05:43:19]  Are y'all ready for this one?
[05:43:20]  Well, apparently this goes out to the LGBTQ community.
[05:43:24]  So let's go ahead and play it.
[05:43:26]  Hitler's Dick requested this one.
[05:43:28]  Are y'all ready?
[05:43:29]  Is everybody ready?
[05:43:30]  Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[05:43:32]  Here it is, boys.
[05:43:36]  I want to be like all you guys.
[05:43:38]  You know, you all have it.
[05:43:39]  I don't.
[05:43:39]  A lot of people that are getting curious.
[05:43:41]  No, I'm not afraid of these.
[05:43:43]  The virus has become eroticized.
[05:43:46]  It used to be something very negative.
[05:43:48]  It's now something that defines them or makes them different.
[05:43:51]  Conversion parties that happen where people average.
[05:43:55]  What do you think about that, LGBTQ?
[05:43:57]  The liberty is saying, yeah, I want you to give me HIV.
[05:44:00]  I want you to give me a bug chasing.
[05:44:03]  I don't know.
[05:44:03]  Well, it's a bug.
[05:44:04]  The HIV is a bug.
[05:44:05]  I stumbled upon the idea of bug chasing.
[05:44:09]  Kind of went like.
[05:44:11]  I was 19.
[05:44:13]  I felt lost.
[05:44:13]  A 19-year-old fucking neg hole getting paused because, oh my god, I want to bug chase.
[05:44:20]  I want to be a part of the gay community.
[05:44:22]  I want to get HIV as a form of political protest.
[05:44:28]  Only positive people out at my party do.
[05:44:31]  Give me their pause names and leave and hopefully get the gift so I don't have to worry about HIV anymore.
[05:44:38]  Most of us think we're already infected, so what do we have to lose?
[05:44:42]  How could you be so stupid to be testing positive today, given the history of people vengeful?
[05:44:49]  I don't know if it's a miserable failure, but it's pretty close.
[05:44:54]  With all due respect, many of you goddamn LGBTQ folks are in a death cult.
[05:45:00]  It's a death cult.
[05:45:02]  Finally got it.
[05:45:04]  I don't have to worry about it.
[05:45:05]  Do I have not anymore?
[05:45:08]  I can breathe again.
[05:45:10]  Some people have even it's a death cult.
[05:45:13]  You know, oh, I'll give you your death.
[05:45:16]  It's a fucking death cult, folks.
[05:45:19]  And I've been saying that for the past several years that I've been on this broadcast.
[05:45:24]  That if the AIDS, or excuse me, if the gay community really cared about the young people that are 18 years of age and older that are becoming gay and shit like that, why is it that they're trying to pause their nag holes?
[05:45:40]  All right.
[05:45:42]  Why is it that they're trying to pause their nag holes and trying to keep the fact that they're HIV quiet?
[05:45:49]  You know, they have a drug nowadays that can make you test negative in a blood test, even though you're HIV positive.
[05:45:57]  Have you heard about this?
[05:45:59]  Now, why in the blue hell would you want to have the ability to pop a pill and to be able to take an HIV AIDS test and come out negative even though you're positive?
[05:46:11]  Because you're trying to pause young 18-year-old ripe pink asshole neg holes.
[05:46:19]  You understand?
[05:46:20]  And this is where I'm going to continue to say that the LGBTQ is a death cult.
[05:46:27]  And until they recognize that they are a death cult, and to be honest with you folks, every time one of them drops dead from HIV age, they don't even care.
[05:46:38]  I mean, people that used to be their friends in the gay clubs and, you know, going to all this gay parties and all this shit, once they drop dead of AIDS, they don't give a shit.
[05:46:47]  You know, there's no crying.
[05:46:48]  There's no, oh my God, my friend's dead.
[05:46:51]  None of that shit.
[05:46:52]  They are fucking disgusting.
[05:46:55]  And I'm not talking about all people that are gay.
[05:46:57]  Some people realize that, hey, if I just put a rubber on it and make sure that I am douched with fucking water-based lubricant, then there's like a 98% chance I won't fucking get it.

=== Beer Treasure Chest (02:01) ===

[05:47:12]  But they don't even want to do that.
[05:47:15]  You know, they don't even want to do that shit.
[05:47:19]  Fucking sick, dude.
[05:47:21]  Anyway, it's been, it's Jesus Christ.
[05:47:24]  It's almost been about six hours since I've started the broadcast.
[05:47:28]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to open up the treasure chest here in about one minute.
[05:47:33]  But before I do, you know what time it is?
[05:47:36]  I need more beer is what the fuck I need.
[05:47:40]  All right.
[05:47:41]  And once I hook it up with another beer, and once I might even put it, I might even take a shot.
[05:47:46]  Hold on, where's my goddamn bottle cap opener?
[05:47:48]  For fuck's sake, right here.
[05:47:51]  All right.
[05:47:52]  Once I drink another beer, I might take a shot, take a couple of hits of some tetrahydrocannabinol, some devil's lettuce, some marijuana, some grass, some poo smoke.
[05:48:04]  And then we're going to go ahead and open up the goddamn treasure chest.
[05:48:07]  Now, right now, there are 2,500 lemons in the treasure chest.
[05:48:12]  All right.
[05:48:13]  2,500 lemons in the treasure chest right now.
[05:48:18]  And because I've donated or put in, I should say, 2,000 into the treasure chest, we got 2,500.
[05:48:26]  Now, here in a couple of, actually, in a minute or two, when I open up the treasure chest, I would like for each and every one of you to please tell us how many lemons that you got.
[05:48:35]  And I will tell you the top five largest lemon getters in this opening of the treasure chest.
[05:48:41]  And that's what's so beautiful about listening to old ghost over here.
[05:48:44]  It pays to listen to ghost.
[05:48:47]  All right.
[05:48:47]  It pays to listen to ghosts.
[05:48:49]  So I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
[05:48:50]  Let me take a swig of this beer.
[05:48:52]  Thank you for kicking with me on this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Anti-Mother's Day edition of the Ghost Show.
[05:49:00]  I really do appreciate it, by the way.
[05:49:01]  Let me go ahead and drink.
[05:49:06]  Ah, good stuff.
[05:49:09]  You know what?
[05:49:09]  Let me get me a shot.
[05:49:10]  All right.
[05:49:10]  Give me another fucking shot.
[05:49:12]  Where's my shot glass?

=== Lemon Getter Top Five (15:16) ===

[05:49:14]  For fuck's sake.
[05:49:14]  Here it is right here.
[05:49:17]  Here it is right here.
[05:49:18]  And by the way, I got me a 1.75 liter ounce.
[05:49:23]  Gino.
[05:49:25]  Not so fast, ghost.
[05:49:26]  The chest must wait.
[05:49:28]  This is important.
[05:49:29]  Oh, Christ.
[05:49:30]  All right.
[05:49:31]  Hold on just a second.
[05:49:32]  All right.
[05:49:32]  I got a 1.75 liter of Chivas.
[05:49:36]  All right.
[05:49:36]  Now, I want to be honest with you.
[05:49:39]  Now that we're starting to lift the COVID quarantines in Texas and we're starting to open up businesses, I'm starting to see more and more bottles on the shelves of the liquor stores.
[05:49:51]  So I was just getting these big ass bottles just in case we're in quarantine for a long period of time.
[05:49:57]  And I've got me some badass Scotch.
[05:49:59]  So let's just go ahead and take it from this big ass handle of Chevas.
[05:50:04]  Oh, yeah.
[05:50:05]  Oh, shit.
[05:50:06]  Oh, whoa.
[05:50:08]  Man, that's an only use me blade shot there, baby.
[05:50:14]  And hey, Blade, if you're listening, dude, I know there's a lot of people that shit talk you, man.
[05:50:19]  Try to get better, dude.
[05:50:20]  Seriously, you look bad.
[05:50:22]  You know, I don't know if you should be taking all those medications.
[05:50:25]  You should research what these practitioners are doing to your body and research it on the internet.
[05:50:32]  I mean, seriously.
[05:50:33]  What up, Prince?
[05:50:34]  Now, ghosty, I'm all for staring into the abyss and also giving a beautiful woman a good spank and a choke.
[05:50:40]  But this content in all the anime isn't good for the broadcast.
[05:50:44]  One has to go.
[05:50:45]  What if an impressionable tard like Raiden Snake gets ideas?
[05:50:49]  An impressionable tard like Raiden Snake, dude, listen.
[05:50:53]  I try to just shun and chastise any of the people that donate these goddamn anime shits.
[05:51:01]  You know it as well as I do.
[05:51:03]  I personally believe that anyone who's over the age of 18 and has a fascination or an obsession over cartoons, that they should be put on a list at their local police department's vice squad.
[05:51:14]  And if there's any sexual crimes within a two to three mile radius of where they live, they should be the prime suspect.
[05:51:21]  All right?
[05:51:22]  Excuse me.
[05:51:25]  They should be the fucking prime suspect.
[05:51:27]  So how in the fucker am I a bad guy?
[05:51:30]  Because these stupid, dumb fucking troll terrorist dickheads want to continuously fucking donate anime, thinking that, I don't know, by donating enough of it, that I'm going to somehow just accept it.
[05:51:42]  That I'm going to somehow be, you know, a part of the shitbag community for Christ's sake.
[05:51:47]  Fuck that.
[05:51:48]  All right.
[05:51:49]  Fuck that shit.
[05:51:52]  Anyway, I'm taking this triple shot here.
[05:51:54]  Once again, only use me blade, man.
[05:51:56]  Get better, dude.
[05:51:57]  All right.
[05:51:58]  Get better.
[05:51:58]  And, you know, try to do something.
[05:52:01]  Now, figure it out, dude.
[05:52:02]  Seriously.
[05:52:03]  Figure it out.
[05:52:04]  Anyway, cheers to everybody in here.
[05:52:07]  We've got 567 people listening at about 3 almost 3:30 in the morning on a early Monday morning post-Mother's Day.
[05:52:17]  That's some pretty good shit, dude.
[05:52:18]  I'm telling you, you know, that's pretty good shit here.
[05:52:22]  Anyway, cheers, baby.
[05:52:23]  Cheers.
[05:52:27]  Oh, shit.
[05:52:28]  Yeah.
[05:52:30]  Yeah, now I'm feeling a little buzz going on.
[05:52:35]  Now I'm feeling it.
[05:52:37]  Now I'm feeling that buzz.
[05:52:38]  Hold on, let me take one more hit of weed here.
[05:52:42]  And all of you people that are calling me like some kind of an addict or an alcoholic, baby, I'm a connoisseur.
[05:52:48]  There's a big difference.
[05:52:51]  I'm a connoisseur, for Christ's sake.
[05:52:54]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Geno X1987, who just donated a 25 bucker and said, not so fast, ghost.
[05:53:01]  The chest must wait.
[05:53:03]  This is important.
[05:53:04]  Okay.
[05:53:05]  All right.
[05:53:07]  Let's take a look at what's important according to Geno X 1987.
[05:53:11]  What is this?
[05:53:13]  Oh, God.
[05:53:16]  All right, dude.
[05:53:17]  Listen, I want to be completely honest.
[05:53:20]  This is not Geno X 1987, okay?
[05:53:24]  This is not Geno X 1987.
[05:53:27]  This seems to me like it is another Hitler's dick ass type of fucking dono.
[05:53:34]  So, viewer discretion is advised.
[05:53:36]  Hold on.
[05:53:37]  You know what?
[05:53:38]  I'm gonna open up the chest.
[05:53:39]  All right, I'll open up the chest first.
[05:53:41]  All right, before you guys have to fucking view another one of these fucking sick, demented, fucked-up fucking fetishes, for Christ's sake, because my fans deserve better than that.
[05:53:50]  All right, anyway, folks, I am going to open up the chest here in about one fucking minute.
[05:53:56]  I just need one more smoke, and we're going to go ahead and I'm going to open up the chest and then we'll play this sick-ass, disgusting fucking video.
[05:54:05]  All right, you got to hold it in.
[05:54:11]  Let it hit the brain.
[05:54:18]  All right, here it is.
[05:54:20]  I am going to open up the chest of 2,500 lemons.
[05:54:25]  Is everybody ready for this?
[05:54:26]  All right.
[05:54:27]  I'm going to open up in five, four, three, two, one.
[05:54:36]  Is everybody ready for it?
[05:54:37]  Is everybody ready for it?
[05:54:39]  Here it comes, baby.
[05:54:41]  There it is.
[05:54:42]  We're just distributing the damned lemons now.
[05:54:45]  2,500 lemons.
[05:54:47]  If you could please let us know in the chat room how many lemons you have gotten.
[05:54:51]  We'd very much appreciate it.
[05:54:53]  Buy that for a dollar.
[05:54:54]  And Hitler's dick.
[05:54:55]  He said, brother, that wasn't me.
[05:54:57]  Next episode, I'm going all in on Anime Watching Weeb Fruit Cakes.
[05:55:02]  Discord trannies, watch out.
[05:55:04]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:55:07]  I'm just saying it was a Hitler's Dis Dick-esque, a Hitler's Dick-esque video, is what I said.
[05:55:12]  All right.
[05:55:13]  I didn't say it was you.
[05:55:15]  All right, here we go, folks.
[05:55:16]  Post what you got in the chat room.
[05:55:18]  The top five lemon getters were Wolf Revenge for 279 lemons, Fuck Ghost Moderators with 161 lemons, Coyote 7 FTW for 116 lemons, Winter the Wolf with 98 lemons, and Aura Aura with 77 lemons.
[05:55:42]  Okay, now the reason that it's so important to collect these lemons is because you can exchange them for cash.
[05:55:51]  4,200 lemons equals 50 bucks.
[05:55:55]  Okay, so if you listen to the ghost show often and you stay, because really the reason these guys are getting so many that you hear so often is because they don't leave the show.
[05:56:04]  These guys sit here, they listen to the show, and on top of listening to the show, they interact with the chat room.
[05:56:11]  Now, some people might say that these guys are spamming or doing whatever the case might be.
[05:56:15]  Either way, that's literally what causes, in my opinion, the algorithm of the lemon giveaway to give the most lemons to this person or that person.
[05:56:27]  Okay, so you know what I'm going to do here?
[05:56:29]  I'm going to give, I'm going to put another thousand lemons into the goddamn treasure chest.
[05:56:34]  I'm going to do another thousand.
[05:56:35]  How's everybody?
[05:56:36]  How's that?
[05:56:37]  Huh?
[05:56:38]  All right, here it is right here.
[05:56:40]  Another thousand into the chest because I want you guys, you know, you guys chill with me for a while, man.
[05:56:47]  You know, fucking trying to.
[05:56:48]  I can only do 10,000 a week.
[05:56:50]  I can only give away 10,000 lemons a week, which is sad.
[05:56:53]  I'd like to try to fucking get a little more than that, but I doubt I'll make a partner on this place.
[05:56:59]  But I'm glad that they're letting me stream either way.
[05:57:02]  We got a diamond here, Coyote 7 FTW.
[05:57:05]  The Zoe Zorba thing started in 1923 and is still going.
[05:57:10]  Jesus Christ.
[05:57:11]  For all those that forgot that fucking stupid shit that caught on fire in New Mexico out there, that's been going on since 1923.
[05:57:17]  Jesus Christ.
[05:57:20]  No, I didn't appeal my D-Live decision.
[05:57:22]  I just said, fuck it, I'm not going to do it.
[05:57:23]  So either way, it is what it is.
[05:57:25]  I do appreciate D-Live for allowing me to broadcast it.
[05:57:29]  So it is what it is.
[05:57:31]  Quit talking shit about anime.
[05:57:33]  I love anime, including bronies and lollies.
[05:57:36]  I don't know if that's really Hitler's dick.
[05:57:38]  That's somebody trying to act like it.
[05:57:40]  Come on.
[05:57:42]  Come on.
[05:57:44]  All right, let's get to Geno X 1987's request.
[05:57:48]  Now, as I stated, viewer discretion is advised.
[05:57:53]  And I want to be honest with you.
[05:57:54]  Like I said, this is a Hitler's dick-esque type of a video.
[05:57:59]  So please, let's go ahead and do it right now.
[05:58:06]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[05:58:07]  Okay.
[05:58:08]  Here's Gino X1987.
[05:58:10]  25 bucker for this.
[05:58:12]  Oh, good God.
[05:58:14]  Oh, God.
[05:58:16]  Well, it looks like there's something different in my living room.
[05:58:19]  And there's some cats on the back.
[05:58:24]  And there's our friend Barkley in the window waving at us.
[05:58:29]  Hey, buddy.
[05:58:30]  And let's go to the front and see what else we have.
[05:58:33]  Oh, my God, please.
[05:58:35]  This definitely looks like somebody built a big fort in the middle of the living room with plushies all over the top.
[05:58:45]  Hi, Daddy.
[05:58:46]  Oh, not this fucking sick print.
[05:58:49]  Look what I'm saying.
[05:58:50]  Once again, I mean, don't you, I want you all to know this is another white males here.
[05:58:56]  There's more white males in this.
[05:58:57]  I'm just saying.
[05:58:58]  I'm just saying.
[05:58:59]  But on top of that, aren't you seeing a little bit of a pattern of some old fuck that's got maybe a little bit of cash, maybe owns a shitty home, maybe can take care of some fucking moron that doesn't want to grow up.
[05:59:12]  And as long as this moron acts like an infantile piece of sexual object shit, they can be able to act as fucking lunatic as they want so long as they give the older daddy the sexual gratification necessary.
[05:59:27]  I mean, is everybody finding this a correlation here?
[05:59:31]  Cool.
[05:59:32]  It's up for it.
[05:59:34]  And we're all inside.
[05:59:36]  And look, it's everyone.
[05:59:39]  And Rayar brought snacks.
[05:59:42]  He brought honey.
[05:59:43]  Oh, good for him.
[05:59:45]  Do you want some honey?
[05:59:51]  Winter the wolf just dropped the diamond.
[05:59:53]  Look at Stewart from Mad TV.
[05:59:55]  That's what I thought of when I first was introduced to this idiot.
[05:59:59]  And we were just thanks to donations.
[06:00:02]  And we have because we just got two new books that you gave us, Daddy.
[06:00:08]  There's now, as you can see, this person looks a little older than your quintessential 18 to 24 twinkage, yet still doesn't want to grow up.
[06:00:20]  That's why the man behind the camera sounds very frail and old.
[06:00:25]  And that's why he can, you know, suffice the materialistic and fucked up shitbag infantile needs of this fucking guy.
[06:00:34]  All right.
[06:00:35]  But we thought this is happening in America today, folks.
[06:00:42]  This is happening in America.
[06:00:46]  Those books are all about a bear, so I think it's radars.
[06:00:49]  What is it?
[06:00:50]  You brought a book?
[06:00:52]  What did you bring?
[06:00:54]  Oh, my God.
[06:00:56]  And what is this?
[06:00:58]  Hitler's Dick, $14.88.
[06:01:00]  This is a good price to check this Twitter account out.
[06:01:05]  This is the kind of shit I'll be hitting the Weebos with next week.
[06:01:10]  Oh, dude, come on, man.
[06:01:12]  Come on.
[06:01:14]  Look at the media, my guy.
[06:01:17]  I don't want to know where the honey in the last video is going, by the way.
[06:01:23]  And $3 fart sniffer.
[06:01:25]  Mangos, what kind of a fucking kid did you raise, man?
[06:01:28]  Dude, fuck off.
[06:01:28]  I didn't raise this fucking kid.
[06:01:30]  Shut up.
[06:01:31]  This is a fucking sick maniac here, dude.
[06:01:34]  We probably shouldn't have to do it.
[06:01:35]  I mean, this is a part of the culture of what LGBTQ actually is.
[06:01:41]  Okay?
[06:01:42]  I don't see Pinky anywhere here.
[06:01:46]  I'm sure you're not.
[06:01:47]  This right here is an element of the LGBTQ.
[06:01:51]  And you know something?
[06:01:52]  That's why this shit is still on YouTube.
[06:01:55]  And yet me joking around, being racially kind of on the edge when it comes to humor and, you know, things of that nature.
[06:02:04]  I'm a bad guy.
[06:02:05]  I'm the fucking bad guy.
[06:02:07]  I'm evil.
[06:02:08]  I'm an evil man because I make people laugh when it comes to the realism about fucking race and gender and all this other bullshit.
[06:02:16]  And what is this?
[06:02:17]  Kamunga strikes.
[06:02:18]  Thanks, Hitler's dick.
[06:02:19]  You made me throw up twice.
[06:02:23]  Minus five to Hitler's dick.
[06:02:24]  I'm done with his shit.
[06:02:26]  You know, seriously, dude, serious.
[06:02:28]  But to be honest, this one right here was, I don't think it was Hitler's dick, dude.
[06:02:33]  It was a fake Gino.
[06:02:35]  It's a fake Gino.
[06:02:38]  It's a fake Gino X 1987 that requested this.
[06:02:43]  But I'd like for you all to recognize that this is America.
[06:02:48]  This is America.
[06:02:50]  This might not be a very good idea.
[06:02:52]  Pinky?
[06:02:53]  Oh, God.
[06:02:54]  Radar was just going to read his favorite book, but I think we're not going to read it now.
[06:02:59]  We'll just put that outside of the video.
[06:03:00]  I am losing less version.
[06:03:02]  I am losing.
[06:03:03]  We're going to read Benji's news.
[06:03:05]  I'm sorry, man.
[06:03:07]  Somebody paid $25 for me to fucking play this shit.
[06:03:12]  What is it?
[06:03:13]  I mean, $25 is not peanuts.
[06:03:15]  No.
[06:03:17]  Pinky, we already did a big video with a Mr. Padzi.
[06:03:22]  Oh, my dad.
[06:03:25]  What is this?
[06:03:26]  Black Worm.
[06:03:28]  If I know my dialects, this idiot sounds Canadian.
[06:03:32]  Well, that's even better, right?
[06:03:34]  That's even better.
[06:03:35]  And by the way, did y'all see fucking Fidel Castro's kid, aka Justin Trudeau, on this latest national announcement to Canadia?
[06:03:46]  Did y'all hear him?
[06:03:47]  I'd like the parents to leave the room right now so I can talk specifically to your children.
[06:03:53]  I'm going to wait a second.
[06:03:56]  Hi, children.
[06:03:57]  I'm Justin Trudeau.
[06:03:59]  I mean, did y'all see that shit?
[06:04:01]  Fucking sick fucking asshole.
[06:04:05]  And I knew there was something very Canadian about this, by the way.
[06:04:08]  I knew there was something very.
[06:04:09]  Well, what is it?
[06:04:10]  Rico sounds like Jackler.
[06:04:12]  Type cap to ban him.
[06:04:15]  To ban Jackler.
[06:04:17]  I'd buy that for us.
[06:04:19]  And Billy F.U., I don't know.
[06:04:21]  I see blacks do a lot of gay shit like this.
[06:04:24]  The only thing I can say is a lot of Spaniard guys don't.

=== Degenerate Western Civilization (15:20) ===

[06:04:30]  Come on, dude.
[06:04:31]  I'm out here in San Antonio, okay?
[06:04:33]  And we got a lot of Latin variants walking around out here.
[06:04:39]  And there are a lot of Latin variants that are fucking fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
[06:04:46]  All right.
[06:04:46]  And you're talking about Spaniards.
[06:04:48]  That fucking one IRL idiot on IP2, fucking Captain Stupid shitbag content.
[06:04:55]  That guy is a fucking direct Spaniard.
[06:04:58]  And he hates even the word pussy.
[06:05:01]  You know?
[06:05:02]  He's like, oh, no.
[06:05:03]  Oh, man.
[06:05:04]  He even admitted to having a prolapsed anus.
[06:05:08]  So, give me a break.
[06:05:10]  All right.
[06:05:11]  Can we watch the rest of this Gino shit?
[06:05:13]  Jesus Christ.
[06:05:14]  We'll do.
[06:05:15]  We'll read it later, but not for all the people on the video because it was a long one.
[06:05:19]  And I know I'm losing listeners to this, but once again, the fake Geno X 1987.
[06:05:25]  Color another picture.
[06:05:26]  What do you think?
[06:05:27]  I could do that and do story time later.
[06:05:30]  Yeah, because story time sometimes with the pushies can be a very complicated thing.
[06:05:36]  So instead, we're going to color more dino wars because there's another one on the back.
[06:05:44]  And there's also a dino war movie movie, we'll see sooner.
[06:05:48]  Yes, the Jurassic Park scary.
[06:05:52]  And take a look at the house, dude.
[06:05:54]  Take a look at the house that these people are living at.
[06:05:57]  It looks like mediocre living, but I'm sure the old man has it paid for financially since they're in Canadia through some kind of monthly stipend of some sort.
[06:06:08]  And Distiller just dropped a diamond and said, tranny asshole dilating one day, this the next.
[06:06:18]  I don't know what to tell you.
[06:06:20]  You know, people are obsessed, dude.
[06:06:21]  They're obsessed with figuring out what's going on, Distiller.
[06:06:25]  I don't know.
[06:06:26]  Who the hell?
[06:06:26]  Especially when there are many.
[06:06:28]  Communists for Trump.
[06:06:30]  Let me guess.
[06:06:30]  You hate Mother's Day because you caught your mom fucking a big buff black dude on Mother's Day when you were 12 years old.
[06:06:37]  Shut up.
[06:06:38]  That's not what the fuck it is.
[06:06:40]  Shut up.
[06:06:40]  Wouldn't Peter Derry.
[06:06:42]  And he'd be there in case I needed to hide my face.
[06:06:45]  Get the fuck out of here.
[06:06:46]  I might be hiding my face, too.
[06:06:49]  Oh.
[06:06:51]  And we also have another video in here.
[06:06:55]  We have Hanoi Haddington.
[06:06:58]  Haddington Bear.
[06:06:59]  Did you see Patterington?
[06:07:01]  It was a really good movie.
[06:07:03]  And Paddington was very silly.
[06:07:07]  And Radar got to see it with us.
[06:07:09]  Yes.
[06:07:11]  You know what?
[06:07:12]  Satan is fingering his asshole watching this.
[06:07:16]  He's loving it.
[06:07:17]  He's laughing his fucking sick fucking ass off to this.
[06:07:21]  Let's have more.
[06:07:22]  I'm serious.
[06:07:23]  The Dino War Boo.
[06:07:26]  And by the way, this looks like Milo Yiannopoulos.
[06:07:28]  Is this Milo Yiannopoulos before he actually fucking can you know?
[06:07:36]  Oh, God, he just pissed his diaper.
[06:07:38]  Because it's wet.
[06:07:39]  He just pissed his fucking diaper.
[06:07:42]  Oh, my God.
[06:07:44]  He just pissed his fucking diaper.
[06:07:46]  See?
[06:07:47]  All right, that's it.
[06:07:48]  All right, you get it.
[06:07:50]  You pissed your diaper, you fucking sick fuck.
[06:07:55]  Okay, God.
[06:07:55]  Bye-bye.
[06:07:56]  Get this fucking guy out of here for fuck's sake.
[06:07:59]  Jesus Christ.
[06:08:01]  This is what's happening in Western civilization.
[06:08:05]  Do you understand me?
[06:08:09]  Oh, my God, dude.
[06:08:10]  I mean, and look, I get it, Distillan.
[06:08:12]  Believe me, I'm not trying to say I don't get where you're coming from.
[06:08:17]  I get it, but Jesus Christ, this is Western civilization, man.
[06:08:23]  This is why we're able to be forced into our homes without any kind of physical force.
[06:08:29]  And being prisoners in our home, they shut down our fucking private businesses.
[06:08:33]  They're now, you know, giving us all kinds of, I don't know, weird ass, goddamn draconian rules that we're having to fucking.
[06:08:41]  As a matter of fact, out there in Australia, I saw a woman get her goddamn fucking kid yanked from her goddamn body and thrown in jail.
[06:08:52]  I'd buy that for a while.
[06:08:53]  Hitler's dick, don't scam the Twitter.
[06:08:56]  This is what degenerates bring to the whole world.
[06:09:01]  Well, let's go take a look at Hitler's Dick's Twitter feed that he wants me to look at.
[06:09:05]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:09:07]  All right, here it is.
[06:09:09]  Here it is right here.
[06:09:10]  Watch!
[06:09:11]  Happy birthday, me.
[06:09:13]  Give me one of those Panted Ghost Happy Birthday singles.
[06:09:16]  Also, here is a wild card orchestral arrangement.
[06:09:20]  God bless, and as always.
[06:09:22]  MAGA MAGA I'd buy that for a dog.
[06:09:29]  Billy F.U., I don't just.
[06:09:33]  I just don't like to see whites catching shit more than their other ethnic groups in the same thing.
[06:09:40]  Especially when they're not men aged.
[06:09:42]  Play for distilling.
[06:09:43]  Play this for distilling.
[06:09:44]  Oh, great.
[06:09:45]  Anyway, Billy F.U. said, there may be not a genocide, but there is a clear sign other groups are being favored.
[06:09:54]  Well, okay, they're being favored, but you know, who is telling, who is telling these fucking white guys to act in this degenerate manner without them wanting to do it?
[06:10:06]  I mean, it is what it is.
[06:10:08]  It's happening.
[06:10:09]  It sucks, but it's happening.
[06:10:12]  Anyway, here is Hitler's dick.
[06:10:14]  Here it is.
[06:10:15]  Hitler's dick's.
[06:10:17]  Here it is.
[06:10:18]  I don't know who the hell this is.
[06:10:19]  This guy just likes kissing fucking feet.
[06:10:22]  Look at this.
[06:10:23]  This is Weibo shit.
[06:10:24]  What the hell is this crap?
[06:10:28]  What is this garbage, dude?
[06:10:31]  Oh, my God.
[06:10:32]  Does this.
[06:10:33]  He's got a bitch standing on his face.
[06:10:36]  He's got some fucking jap standing on his fucking face.
[06:10:43]  Oh, my God, dude.
[06:10:45]  This is disgusting.
[06:10:46]  This is fucking utterly.
[06:10:47]  This is just.
[06:10:48]  I mean, come on.
[06:10:49]  Look at that disgusting foot.
[06:10:50]  You can see toe fungus right through the pantyhose there.
[06:10:55]  Oh my God.
[06:10:57]  What else do we have here for heaven's sake?
[06:10:59]  Oh, yeah, great degeneracy.
[06:11:01]  Look at that.
[06:11:03]  Look at this.
[06:11:03]  This guy's getting stomped on.
[06:11:05]  Oh, God.
[06:11:08]  Oh, my God.
[06:11:10]  I mean, this.
[06:11:11]  Oh, come on!
[06:11:18]  Oh, my God!
[06:11:24]  Is this Quentin Tarantino or something?
[06:11:26]  What is this?
[06:11:29]  Oh, my God.
[06:11:30]  Get this guy out of here.
[06:11:31]  Look at this fucking sick fuck.
[06:11:34]  And look, I want to be honest with you.
[06:11:36]  I don't even want to view what they deem as sensitive content here.
[06:11:39]  I don't even want to do it.
[06:11:40]  Look at this guy.
[06:11:42]  And what is this?
[06:11:42]  Winter the wolf.
[06:11:43]  Why can't these degenerates keep this shit private?
[06:11:45]  Because we got the internet.
[06:11:48]  And you see other idiots that get off on this are like, oh my God, there's other people like me.
[06:11:53]  And then they form communities on the internet.
[06:11:55]  And all of a sudden, these communities validate this sick fucking shit.
[06:12:00]  And all of a sudden, because they have a community of other people that do this weird shit, everybody else who denounces it has the problem.
[06:12:08]  Everybody else who denounces has them.
[06:12:10]  It's the same thing with the bronies, the furries, the enemies, these sick fucks, the pamper idiots.
[06:12:17]  Same shit.
[06:12:19]  Oh, look at me.
[06:12:20]  I'm not the fucking one that's fucking weird.
[06:12:23]  You're the one that's weird.
[06:12:25]  Look at how many of us are there.
[06:12:27]  Okay?
[06:12:29]  I mean, that's why.
[06:12:30]  That's why they can't keep it in the fucking closet, dude, because they you're the one with the problem because of the internet.
[06:12:38]  The internet has really had people connect together that would have never connected together.
[06:12:44]  Had the internet not been existed, this idiot would have kept it in the closet and only told fucking hookers and prostitutes and shit like that.
[06:12:53]  That's not what's happening.
[06:12:55]  Okay.
[06:12:55]  Now that you can get on the internet and find a whole community of fucks that like shit like this, it validates who you are and what you like.
[06:13:05]  And you get sicker and sicker.
[06:13:07]  And the sicker you go, the more communities you're going to have of these people that like the sick shit.
[06:13:13]  And all of a sudden, you're the one with the problem.
[06:13:16]  You're the one with the problem.
[06:13:18]  Let's see.
[06:13:18]  Look at this fucking eater.
[06:13:19]  Me, me minor.
[06:13:20]  Okay, boomer.
[06:13:22]  Because he's probably a fucking enemy fuck or a furry fuck or some fucking sick twisted piece of shit.
[06:13:29]  And because he has a bunch of sick fucking incel no fucking pussy get neckbeards that are following him in some fucking message board or chat room.
[06:13:41]  All of a sudden it's like, no, ghost, you're the one with the problem, boomer.
[06:13:46]  You're the one with the fucking problem.
[06:13:47]  Look at this.
[06:13:48]  This is perfectly okay.
[06:13:49]  You're the one with the fucking problem, asshole.
[06:13:54]  And that's why we got all this sick shit.
[06:13:56]  Okay.
[06:13:57]  That's why we got all this sick fucking shit.
[06:14:00]  Look at this.
[06:14:03]  All right.
[06:14:03]  I'm done with this.
[06:14:04]  I'm done.
[06:14:04]  I'm sorry.
[06:14:05]  I'm done fucking looking at this guy.
[06:14:08]  Winter the wolf just dropped the diamond.
[06:14:10]  I accept I'm weird, but this is degenerative.
[06:14:13]  Well, who's to say it is or isn't?
[06:14:17]  You see, that's the unfortunate byproduct of the internet is that, you know, some of these communities of the most depraved and dumb shit have thousands, ten thousands, hundreds of thousands of people that belong to these communities.
[06:14:33]  And that's why they think it's perfectly okay.
[06:14:37]  They think it's perfectly okay to wax their carrot to some cartoon fucking girl that in the cartoon is not of age.
[06:14:45]  It's completely okay to get sexually gratified off of looking at my little fucking pony so long as that there are other fucking sick, demented idiots that do the same fucking thing.
[06:14:57]  This is why we're seeing all this disgusting shit that Hitler's dick and this fucking recent dono that we just saw.
[06:15:04]  This is why we're seeing it so prevalent.
[06:15:07]  And it's not going to stop until society, and I'm talking about the people that are cringing at this, the people that don't like this, they have to do something about it.
[06:15:18]  I mean, and until they do something about it, I mean, what the fuck?
[06:15:22]  I mean, it's going to continue to be happenstance.
[06:15:25]  It's going to continue to exist.
[06:15:29]  It's all there is to it.
[06:15:31]  Anyway, let me continue going here.
[06:15:33]  Here's Billy F.U. Billy F.U. said there is a clear sign someone is pushing this gay agenda.
[06:15:40]  It is proven that Spanish American and African American vote, mostly Democrat.
[06:15:45]  Western Europeans are the only people that grew out of that retarded shit the world has to offer.
[06:15:52]  I think that's true, but lest we forget the reason that white folks are being drawn to this stuff is because they're spending more time doing this soyboy cuckery, Weebo, brony, pamper, whatever fetish you can think of.
[06:16:11]  They're too busy doing this than actually being political, than actually conducting themselves as a person that is in a country in America that is made for the people and by the people.
[06:16:22]  They're too busy doing this shit.
[06:16:25]  So that's why no one cares about what's really going on in Washington, D.C. While we're being ripped off, as long as you're able to do these sick fetishes, play your video games, be entertained, that's all people care about because we've been dumbed down.
[06:16:40]  We've been dumbed down by the public education system.
[06:16:44]  And anybody who has graduated through the public education system knows that they don't know how to cognitively think.
[06:16:52]  All right.
[06:16:54]  I don't know.
[06:16:54]  They don't know how to cognitively think.
[06:16:56]  Thank you, fat man.
[06:16:57]  I appreciate it.
[06:16:58]  All right.
[06:17:00]  Anyone is this Hitler's dick?
[06:17:02]  People in the chat know me as me.
[06:17:05]  All right, whatever.
[06:17:07]  We need to look after our own people.
[06:17:09]  It serves nothing to show gay tryhards doing horrible shit.
[06:17:14]  We need to focus on the sick shit our own people do in order to weed it out.
[06:17:20]  Everyone knows the OKs, okay's are degenerate, okay, all right, or ooks are degenerates, whatever that means.
[06:17:30]  But I'm just simply stating, I mean, if you really don't like this, well, then we that detest this kind of sick shit have to become the majority.
[06:17:39]  And we're not the majority, believe it or not.
[06:17:41]  Everybody wants this degenerate shit because nobody has any intelligence anymore.
[06:17:45]  It's easy to be some mindless shithead that sexualizes everything.
[06:17:52]  So anyway, let's go ahead and go with Communist for Trump, okay?
[06:17:56]  Communist for Trump requested this one and said, let me guess you hate Mother's Day because you caught your mom fucking a big buff black dude on Mother's Day when you were 12 years old.
[06:18:05]  Understandable.
[06:18:06]  No, I just think that we shouldn't be praising bitches just because they just happened to shit at a couple of kids.
[06:18:14]  You know, we're supposed to be praising these bitches because they just happened to shit at a couple of kids.
[06:18:21]  And we're just supposed to be like, yay, fuck that.
[06:18:25]  All right.
[06:18:26]  You know that 99% of the time that mothers have children based on their own selfish needs.
[06:18:36]  Okay.
[06:18:37]  Every one of you were born off of a selfish need for Christ's sake.
[06:18:41]  And what?
[06:18:41]  Bitches that had you for selfishness to have as a goddamn fashion accessory or whatever reason, they're the ones that had the selfish reason to have you.
[06:18:53]  We're supposed to just fucking put these people on a pedestal just because they happen to shit out a couple of kids.
[06:19:01]  Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
[06:19:04]  All right.
[06:19:05]  It takes more than shitting out a kid to be a mother.
[06:19:09]  Okay?
[06:19:09]  It takes more than busting a load in a goddamn uterus pipe to be a father.
[06:19:15]  All right.
[06:19:16]  I mean, and I'm tired of people having these scholastic holidays because, oh, let me tell you, I'm a mother.
[06:19:24]  That's what you're supposed to do.
[06:19:26]  If you fucking shitted on a kid out of goddamn selfishness, you're supposed to be a good mother, you fucking piece of shit.
[06:19:33]  You're supposed to be a good fucking mother.
[06:19:37]  Fucking idiots.
[06:19:40]  What is this?
[06:19:40]  Oh, great.
[06:19:41]  Oh, fucking great.
[06:19:45]  A communist for Trump requested this.
[06:19:48]  And let me tell you, so put the PC shut on.
[06:19:50]  All right.

=== Jimmy Carter Billy Beer (05:22) ===

[06:19:51]  I kind of like the LA Beast up until his latter part of his career here.
[06:19:56]  This man is a 36-year-old man.
[06:19:58]  And as you can see, he is obsessed with not letting go of his fucking childhood, for Christ's sake.
[06:20:06]  And this is the bad part about white families.
[06:20:10]  Because white families care about their children.
[06:20:13]  They want everything for the best for them.
[06:20:14]  That sort of thing.
[06:20:15]  This fucking idiot got everything.
[06:20:17]  Look at that.
[06:20:18]  Mario references, the hoverboard for Back to the Future.
[06:20:24]  And I'm surprised you don't see his Teddy Rexman in this shit.
[06:20:28]  But this is the problem we're having.
[06:20:30]  There is a fine line from this guy.
[06:20:33]  And believe it or not, he showed all those 80s toys in like a fucking video he put out about a month or two ago.
[06:20:39]  Okay.
[06:20:40]  About, hey, look at me.
[06:20:42]  It's the LA Beast here.
[06:20:44]  And I've got my whole Pee Wee's Playhouse stage set up.
[06:20:49]  And I've got every character and everything.
[06:20:52]  I've got my Tutty Ruxman doll.
[06:20:55]  I've got my talkboy fucking cassette player recorder that was used in Macaulay Culkin's home alone.
[06:21:04]  I've got this.
[06:21:05]  I've got that.
[06:21:07]  And this guy's a 36, 37-year-old man that can't fucking grow up.
[06:21:12]  All right, that can't fucking grow up.
[06:21:16]  And this is really the crux of the problem of why this type of activity here is borderline from this guy acquiring all the stupid shit that he liked as a kid growing up to him putting on pampers.
[06:21:30]  I think there's a fine line there.
[06:21:32]  I think there's a fine fucking line there for Christ's sake.
[06:21:36]  Down to the market.
[06:21:38]  And that's why it was discontinued less than a year later.
[06:21:41]  Once again, Carmen Trump requested this.
[06:21:43]  I'm going to tell you exactly what a 7-up gold tastes like 20 years later.
[06:21:50]  All right, here we go.
[06:21:52]  Let's crack it open.
[06:21:53]  Let's see if it's still got the paint.
[06:21:54]  It probably tastes like Kentucky fried chicken.
[06:21:56]  Joe Ducket seems flat right off the bat.
[06:21:58]  Let's see here.
[06:22:02]  All right.
[06:22:03]  It looks gold.
[06:22:07]  Just shut up and drink it.
[06:22:09]  This is 7-Up Gold, ladies and gentlemen.
[06:22:12]  That looks like a fucking infected kidney piss.
[06:22:14]  All right, drink it.
[06:22:15]  Don't taste it.
[06:22:16]  Drink it.
[06:22:16]  I'll take a first sniff.
[06:22:19]  Hmm.
[06:22:19]  Right off the bat, it has a hint of deer urine.
[06:22:23]  But I do smell a salt.
[06:22:26]  What am I telling you?
[06:22:28]  Without further ado, bottoms up.
[06:22:30]  7-Up Gold.
[06:22:31]  Now, hey, pause this.
[06:22:33]  Now, this is the reason why I used to watch him because he did shit like this, okay?
[06:22:37]  So, you know, to his credit, he was, you know, kind of down to doing weird shit like this.
[06:22:42]  What I don't like about this guy is that we don't need to know that you're a 37-year-old man-child that can't grow up, you fucking imbecile.
[06:22:50]  All right?
[06:22:51]  Grow the fuck up, man.
[06:22:53]  Jesus Christ.
[06:22:59]  Oh, my God.
[06:23:00]  He's actually drinking the shit.
[06:23:03]  Oh.
[06:23:04]  Oh.
[06:23:09]  Okay, 7-Up Gold.
[06:23:10]  Oh, my God.
[06:23:11]  Right off the bat, it would taste like what a wet, wrinkly jungle foot would taste like.
[06:23:19]  But syrup.
[06:23:19]  It's like if I had a maple syrup, wet jungle foot.
[06:23:26]  So there, 7-up gold.
[06:23:28]  It smells like deer urine and it tastes like feet.
[06:23:31]  Shout out to Stephen Miller.
[06:23:33]  Next up, we have Billy Carter.
[06:23:35]  Billy Beer!
[06:23:36]  Ladies and gentlemen.
[06:23:37]  Oh, my God.
[06:23:38]  No, I haven't seen this one, but for all those that don't know, Billy Beer, okay, was named after Jimmy Carter, the president, during the late 70s, from about, you know, about 78 to about 81, 1980, 1881, some shit, 82, whatever the fuck it was.
[06:23:57]  It was a horrible time, dude.
[06:23:59]  When goddamn Jimmy Carter was president, it was a bad time in American history.
[06:24:04]  It was fucked up.
[06:24:06]  The economy went nowhere.
[06:24:08]  Have y'all ever seen a picture, like an actual picture from the 70s?
[06:24:12]  Even the pictures of shit from the 70s look poor and impoverished and fucked up.
[06:24:17]  It was a bad time.
[06:24:18]  But anyway, Billy Beer was actually a beer that was named after Jimmy Carter's brother Billy Carter because Billy Carter was a fucking drunkard redneck shithead and some beer company was like, we're going to market this Billy Beer, baby.
[06:24:35]  All right, Billy Beer.
[06:24:37]  So that's what Billy Beer is.
[06:24:38]  It's named after Jimmy Carter's brother, Billy Carter.
[06:24:41]  It was promoted by Billy Carter in July of 1977, whose brother at the time.
[06:24:46]  Yeah, I just said.
[06:24:49]  This coming from the Boomer Yu-Gi-Oh player over here.
[06:24:52]  Boomer Yu-Gi-Oh! player.
[06:24:54]  Look, don't, it takes sophistication to play Yu-Gi-Oh!, you idiot, all right?
[06:24:58]  Shut up, all right?
[06:24:59]  Of the United States.
[06:25:01]  Less than a year later, in October of 1978, Billy Beer was discontinued forever.
[06:25:08]  I had this beer brewed up just for me.
[06:25:10]  I think it's the best I've ever tasted, and I've tasted a lot.

=== Yu-Gi-Oh Monetization (03:22) ===

[06:25:14]  I think you'll like it too.
[06:25:15]  Billy Carter beer, baby.
[06:25:18]  Billy Carter.
[06:25:18]  That came out 78, 79.
[06:25:22]  What am I doing?
[06:25:23]  Oh my gosh.
[06:25:25]  It's like one of those 19 pull tabs.
[06:25:29]  I miss those, dude.
[06:25:30]  Okay.
[06:25:30]  I miss those pull tabs.
[06:25:33]  What an acidy loaf of stale bread would smell like.
[06:25:39]  Okay.
[06:25:40]  Oh, my God.
[06:25:41]  Take a look at that disgusting shit, dude.
[06:25:44]  That doesn't even look like beer.
[06:25:45]  It looks like stale apple cider, to be honest.
[06:25:49]  Oh, God.
[06:25:50]  Billy beer.
[06:25:53]  Don't taste it.
[06:25:54]  Drink it.
[06:25:55]  Don't taste it.
[06:25:56]  Drink it.
[06:25:56]  Huna, what is it?
[06:25:57]  What?
[06:25:58]  Billy F. You said, why don't you talk like this?
[06:26:02]  You know, the entertainment industry and the Democrats are against whites because they have to convince us more than other minorities to grab power.
[06:26:13]  We have been beaten down by simple pleasures and the school system.
[06:26:18]  You know, I agree.
[06:26:19]  That's what I've been saying.
[06:26:21]  And to be honest, I also believe it's not just simple pleasures in the school system, but I also think that the coddledness of white families.
[06:26:31]  Because look, put the PC shot on.
[06:26:33]  You see, LA Beast here.
[06:26:35]  Let me tell you where he is.
[06:26:37]  He's actually in the garage of his parents' house.
[06:26:42]  Now, he made a lot of money doing all these stunts for a lot of years on YouTube, made a lot of YouTube money, so much so that he moved to LA and actually tried to become the LA Beast.
[06:26:54]  Unfortunately, LA Living is a lot of money, okay?
[06:27:00]  LA living is a lot of money, and he couldn't afford it anymore, so he had to go crawling back to his mammy at 30-something years old to go have a place to live.
[06:27:09]  Now, don't get me wrong.
[06:27:11]  From what I understand, he's hooked up with a chick and has got himself his own place, but it's a rental and a bunch of stuff.
[06:27:18]  So what I'm saying is, is that this guy's priorities isn't about progressing every year that he's alive.
[06:27:25]  It's about, hey, look, it's the hoverboard on Back to the Future 2.
[06:27:30]  Hey, look, it's Mario 3.
[06:27:32]  hey, look, it's this and that.
[06:27:34]  This guy's a, there is a video of him showing all his dumb, ridiculous fucking toys that he has bought and how much he has spent for them.
[06:27:45]  That's the problem, in my opinion.
[06:27:47]  And why are they being man children and wanting to recant that?
[06:27:50]  Because this guy probably had a coddled fucking goddamn childhood.
[06:27:54]  Mommy probably gave him everything.
[06:27:56]  You know, he probably got everything he ever wanted.
[06:27:59]  And that's why he thinks it's a great thing because he had nothing to do with everything he wanted.
[06:28:05]  He didn't have to suffer in any capacity.
[06:28:07]  He didn't have to work for any capacity.
[06:28:10]  So that's why this is such an obsession to this guy and most man children because that's the fucking purpose of their life was like, hey, I remember when mommy used to give me this and mommy.
[06:28:21]  And that's why you have people that are in fucking diapers.
[06:28:24]  That's why you've got twinks calling fucking 50, 60 year olds daddy.
[06:28:28]  I mean, this is where you get it.
[06:28:30]  Anyway, Winter the Wolf dropped a diamond and say, I summoned Blue Eyes White Ghost in attack position.

=== 1945 Movie Ship (09:49) ===

[06:28:36]  Yeah, Yu-Gi-Oh.
[06:28:38]  Play the rest of this.
[06:28:42]  He's actually drinking the Billy beer.
[06:28:50]  I mean, that probably is sick of time.
[06:28:51]  Of course, he has to monetize this shit.
[06:28:55]  He has to monetize this crap.
[06:28:56]  All right, let's go ahead and play it.
[06:28:59]  Okay.
[06:29:01]  oh finish my initial thoughts of what billy beer tastes like from 1977 ladies and gentlemen Jesus Christ.
[06:29:16]  It tastes like an old man sitting in an old folks home mixed with red dog beer.
[06:29:24]  Red dog beer.
[06:29:25]  That's up because I used to drink red dog when these dogs sell that shit.
[06:29:31]  As I show you this, Orbits.
[06:29:34]  Orbits was introduced and discontinued in 1997, and it was a little bit more.
[06:29:38]  I don't even remember this shitty fucking shit.
[06:29:41]  What was this word beverage?
[06:29:42]  It was an assault.
[06:29:43]  People thought that it was a lava lamp, and due to poor sales, it was discontinued.
[06:29:48]  And what you see there are floating skulls, and they're studying the lyrics because they have the same density.
[06:29:55]  And there's also something.
[06:29:56]  Well, thank you very much, Communist for Trump, for hooking that up.
[06:30:01]  And I appreciate you donating this because I'm telling you, this fucking guy, LA Beast, fucking man-child.
[06:30:11]  And, you know, he's a microcosm of what I speak of when we start seeing all these people in diapers and, you know, can't grow up, man, children, all this other bullshit.
[06:30:23]  All right.
[06:30:23]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[06:30:24]  I just tried to go to Fat Man 1945's video.
[06:30:30]  Fat Man 1945's video just said, look at this.
[06:30:33]  Video unavailable.
[06:30:36]  All right, video.
[06:30:36]  I'll try to do it again.
[06:30:38]  Let me see if I can do it again here.
[06:30:39]  It says, oh, Jesus Christ, I pushed the wrong fucking button.
[06:30:44]  All right.
[06:30:44]  Let me see what we got here.
[06:30:45]  One more Fat Man 1945.
[06:30:48]  No, here it is.
[06:30:49]  We got it.
[06:30:49]  We got it.
[06:30:50]  I don't know what the hell that was about.
[06:30:52]  But here it is.
[06:30:53]  We got it.
[06:30:53]  Fat Man 1945 requested this one here.
[06:30:57]  So let's see what the hell that is.
[06:30:58]  What is this?
[06:30:59]  The Good, the Bad, the Ugly.
[06:31:01]  The Danish National Symphony.
[06:31:03]  Oh, yeah.
[06:31:05]  Uh-oh!
[06:31:18]  Go ahead.
[06:31:19]  Make my day.
[06:31:25]  I'll come to your town and I will take it over.
[06:31:30]  I'll be more than happy to duel with anybody that wants to approach Bravo.
[06:31:39]  This is actually a pretty good song, by the way.
[06:31:46]  This is actually a great song, by the way.
[06:31:48]  It's just quintessential Western, you know?
[06:32:02]  Why is there somebody hanging?
[06:32:05]  What the fuck is it?
[06:32:06]  Why is there a guy hanging there?
[06:32:09]  The fuck is that?
[06:32:14]  Did y'all see that?
[06:32:15]  Well, what the fuck is that shit?
[06:32:20]  I'm sitting over here getting intense on the song, and then I see some fucking noose over somebody's neck
[06:32:43]  He listened to the ghost show for the first time Fuck you, dude.
[06:33:17]  into this song, and then I saw a fucking hanging corpse.
[06:33:21]  The fuck is that doing there?
[06:33:22]  I mean, is that meant for aesthetics because of the song?
[06:33:42]  Who the hell just donated here?
[06:33:43]  Billy F.U. said, yes, I agree, but my problem is, excuse me, is we're being removed from the table of conversations.
[06:33:53]  The liberals are allowed to complain about shit, but when whites complain, we are bigots, part one, okay?
[06:34:01]  And by the way, we just got a diamond from Communist for Trump.
[06:34:04]  Okay, it's okay.
[06:34:06]  He's black.
[06:34:06]  Oh, dude, shut up.
[06:34:07]  Are you talking about the fucking idiot hanging, you fucking sick, fucking demented, fucking racist asshole?
[06:34:14]  i mean i look i want to be honest with you uh i don't see where listen the only way that you're going to be able to beat the argument of being bigoted and all this against lgbtq and whatever group that claims that you're bigoted you have to be exposed to what it is that they do so that you can say oh yeah you think this is okay?
[06:34:34]  And then have them try to justify the deviant behavior.
[06:34:39]  Okay?
[06:34:40]  Because you know about it, because you know it's a contingent of what they do.
[06:34:46]  I mean, that's why I always say, dude, you have to know what these people are about so you can throw it in their fucking face.
[06:34:52]  Hey, play the rest of Fat Man 1945's request.
[06:34:58]  Winter the wolf just dropped the diamond.
[06:35:00]  The hanging dude didn't silence his phone.
[06:35:02]  Oh, jeez.
[06:35:03]  All right, dude.
[06:35:04]  All right, this is a pretty good little rendition.
[06:35:20]  I just got shocked by the fucking person hanging there.
[06:35:23]  I think this is part two for BillyFU here.
[06:35:37]  Hold on.
[06:35:38]  Billy F.U., that's what I figured.
[06:35:40]  We are just afraid if we become the minority like Joe Biden was so happy about, we are going to keep a seat at the table, unlike South Africa.
[06:35:49]  With the evidence, a lot of us been seeing it's not going to happen.
[06:35:55]  Was it with the evidence a lot of what we've seen is not going to happen?
[06:36:01]  I agree, dude.
[06:36:02]  I'm just saying that the way that people are going about it is not the appropriate construct.
[06:36:09]  I mean, really, as I've stated, I think white nationalists, if they're concerned about the white genocide or the supposed white genocide, they need to go out and bang as many fucking white bitches as they possibly can.
[06:36:23]  And if they're that concerned about the continuity of the white race, that's how you fix the problem.
[06:36:28]  All right?
[06:36:29]  Why am I reading so badly, dude?
[06:36:31]  It's the way he fucking wrote it.
[06:36:32]  I would have read it the way I read it.
[06:36:34]  All right.
[06:36:34]  It's probably a little rushed.
[06:36:35]  I'm not dyslexic, you fucking pieces of shit.
[06:36:38]  SHUT UP, AND PLAY FATMAN'S FUCKING VIDEO, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
[06:36:54]  Is that Hillary Clinton?
[06:37:02]  Didn't they use this part for some fucking video about, you know, some Black Lives Matter shit?
[06:38:00]  This ain't bad, I'm telling you.
[06:38:02]  Batman 1945, this ain't bad all day.
[06:38:07]  Cheers to Fat Man 1945 for requesting this.
[06:38:23]  We'll be announcing a movie to this ship this summer.

=== Mulattoes Vince McMahon (14:35) ===

[06:39:01]  All right, we're getting to the end of this shit.
[06:39:04]  Cheers to Fatman 1945.
[06:39:10]  Coming soon.
[06:39:12]  All right, let's go ahead and take this off.
[06:39:14]  Thank you very much, Fat Man1945, for hooking that up.
[06:39:18]  I really do appreciate it.
[06:39:19]  All right, let's get to the next $20.20 bucker.
[06:39:21]  And by the way, Prince just donated to TubeBucker and said they hung Seven Quandrius, the local blacks, so he stopped going after all these beautiful Danish women.
[06:39:32]  Oh, dude, that's fucked up, dude.
[06:39:34]  I mean, you see what I'm saying?
[06:39:35]  Come on, dude.
[06:39:37]  You see that?
[06:39:38]  I mean, we don't.
[06:39:39]  All right.
[06:39:40]  All right.
[06:39:41]  Let's continue.
[06:39:42]  We got Vince McMahon who requested this one and said, play this for distilling.
[06:39:48]  All right.
[06:39:49]  Play this for distilling.
[06:39:51]  So we're going to play this for distilling, according to Vince McMahon.
[06:39:55]  So let's see what distilling here is supposed to be played.
[06:39:59]  What is this?
[06:40:01]  Oh, I think distilling actually likes this song.
[06:40:05]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[06:40:06]  How about everybody get a little Australian, huh?
[06:40:09]  Goodbye, buddy.
[06:40:10]  How are you doing out there?
[06:40:11]  How about a little bit of a shrimp under the Bobby?
[06:40:13]  You know, you cunts out there that know about the old Australian way of doing it over here.
[06:40:19]  So what I'm going to do is I'm going to give you a little bit of men at work down under.
[06:40:26]  Many, many of them.
[06:40:27]  Again!
[06:40:29]  Again!
[06:40:30]  Hitler's Dick.
[06:40:31]  We couldn't wait to light into the weebs.
[06:40:35]  You get what you fucking deserve.
[06:40:36]  This light compared to the shit I'll post next time.
[06:40:41]  And compared to my other videos, this is just depressing.
[06:40:45]  Well, before we get depressed from Hitler's dick, can we listen to a lady for fuck's sake, man?
[06:40:51]  Oh, the Australian anthem.
[06:40:53]  Oh, this should be fresh.
[06:40:55]  The Australian Anthony.
[06:40:56]  Can we get?
[06:40:57]  Can we just get by here?
[06:40:58]  What the fuck is this?
[06:40:59]  Billy F.U., I fucked up on writing it.
[06:41:02]  Thank you, Billy.
[06:41:03]  Thank you for admitting it.
[06:41:05]  I thought I wrote it right.
[06:41:07]  I never grew up racist.
[06:41:09]  It just planned.
[06:41:10]  It just pains me.
[06:41:12]  Everyone, it pains me.
[06:41:14]  Everyone, a national party playing color politics.
[06:41:18]  I grew up at the birth of the Xbox 360 years, so everything is so funny to me.
[06:41:25]  We didn't see color.
[06:41:27]  Well, to be honest with you, you know, we were headed out of this racist conundrum around the late 60s and early 70s.
[06:41:39]  We didn't get this back into our cultural setting in America until the 90s when gangster rap started coming out and shit like that.
[06:41:49]  All right.
[06:41:50]  So anyway, I don't want to have this discussion.
[06:41:52]  Hasn't anybody noticed?
[06:41:53]  It's never real black people.
[06:41:56]  It's always half white folks, mulattoes.
[06:42:00]  I mean, am I right or am I right?
[06:42:05]  The newest member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[06:42:10]  Vince McMahon.
[06:42:14]  Another member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[06:42:19]  I've been listening since I was in eighth grade in 2009.
[06:42:22]  Why not join the chat cheers, man?
[06:42:24]  Hey, thank you very much, Vince McMahon.
[06:42:26]  And once again, you will be getting your invite, as well as the other guy, Cheekbuster.
[06:42:32]  You will be getting your invite in the email that you purchased your text-to-speech in.
[06:42:37]  And since it's already like four or five in the morning, I'm probably not going to get around to it till tomorrow after today, this afternoon.
[06:42:44]  So be on the lookout.
[06:42:46]  And what I'll do is I'll go ahead and email you guys the invitation in the afternoon.
[06:42:51]  And I'm going to spend some time in the chat room tomorrow.
[06:42:54]  So see you guys tomorrow in the chat room if you do have time.
[06:42:58]  Anyway, thank you very much, Vince McMahon, dude.
[06:43:01]  I do appreciate that.
[06:43:02]  Newest member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, baby.
[06:43:08]  I'm telling you, man, it's a fun place to be.
[06:43:11]  It's a fun place to be, especially after that fucking S Real shit that we saw yesterday.
[06:43:17]  Anyway, thank you very much, Vince McMahon.
[06:43:19]  Let's get to the next $20, 20 buckers.
[06:43:22]  And this one right here is by Hitler's Dick, everybody's favorite fucking donator up in here.
[06:43:28]  He said he couldn't wait to light into the weebs.
[06:43:33]  You get what you fucking deserve.
[06:43:34]  This is light compared to the shit I'll post next time and compared to my other videos.
[06:43:40]  It's just depressing.
[06:43:43]  Okay.
[06:43:44]  So what I like to say is viewer discretion is advised.
[06:43:47]  I don't know what the hell Hitler's dick's got in store this time, but let's see what the hell this is.
[06:43:53]  Hold on, what is this?
[06:43:56]  Oh my God, no.
[06:43:57]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[06:43:59]  He's going to.
[06:43:59]  This is the weeb shit.
[06:44:01]  He's going to start highlighting the weeb shit.
[06:44:04]  Everybody ready?
[06:44:05]  Hitler's dick.
[06:44:07]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[06:44:08]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:44:10]  Here it is.
[06:44:11]  Here it is.
[06:44:12]  JP here.
[06:44:14]  We can't fucking hear this guy.
[06:44:15]  Why can't we hear this guy?
[06:44:19]  Uh-oh, Amazon Japan.
[06:44:24]  I'm kind of excited, kind of bummed at the same time.
[06:44:28]  Why is that fucking baldy?
[06:44:32]  Let's crack her open.
[06:44:33]  Is it a coincidence that this guy looks like John Podesta?
[06:44:36]  I'm just saying.
[06:44:37]  This month today, I don't know if Toshiku is going to do it or not, but we're supposed to call a Fudo sound today regarding the property.
[06:44:49]  I mean, this guy looks like he's.
[06:44:50]  He doesn't only look like John Podesta, he also looks like a fucking Adam Silver, the commissioner of the NBA.
[06:44:57]  Why do all these fucking freak shows look the same?
[06:44:59]  These fucking weirdo, Woody Allen butt-loving, pedophile-looking sons of bitches.
[06:45:04]  The annual property taxes on that property, so that's supposed to get done today.
[06:45:12]  I've got a couple hours before classes.
[06:45:15]  You have a couple hours before classes?
[06:45:17]  This guy's a fucking professor.
[06:45:19]  This guy's a fucking professor.
[06:45:22]  I've got a couple of hours before classes, and I just wanted to do this a YouTube video so I can show you a little bit of my unboxing here.
[06:45:32]  And what is it?
[06:45:33]  We got Hitler's dick.
[06:45:35]  He said, this isn't the good part.
[06:45:37]  Skipped until he brings on his wife.
[06:45:41]  The living weeb dreaming, living the weeb dream life, living with a girl he can barely talk to.
[06:45:51]  The unboxing is just boring, mundane shit.
[06:45:54]  All right, I'll get to that.
[06:45:55]  And Billy F.U. said, I dated a half-breed, and she told me blacks hated Africans.
[06:46:01]  Africans never liked American blacks.
[06:46:05]  No, I understand that, but still, I mean, Wesley Snipes ain't from Africa, and you don't see Wesley Snipes as political as like, let's say, Corey fucking Booker, who's an ethnically ambiguous, Wojack-looking son of a bitch.
[06:46:20]  I mean, same with fucking that shit fucking homosexual on CNN, Lemon.
[06:46:27]  Same with Barack Obama.
[06:46:28]  I mean, I could name you a plethora of mulattoes that are at the helm of dividing race and injecting race into politics.
[06:46:39]  They're all mulattoes, dude.
[06:46:40]  Kamala Harris, you know, fucking Valerie Jarrett, Eric Holder, the fucking guy that just dropped out a couple of weeks ago that used to be the fucking, what was it, the governor of Massachusetts or something?
[06:46:56]  What's his fucking name?
[06:46:57]  I mean, these are all mulattoes.
[06:46:58]  These are not real black people.
[06:47:01]  And what's unfortunate is that these fucking mulattoes think that they're smarter than average everyday black people and yet still claiming to be black to infuriate racial divide.
[06:47:14]  And that's something that needs to be focused on.
[06:47:16]  I think even black people need to be like, wait a minute.
[06:47:20]  Who's leading the black power movement, baby?
[06:47:22]  And if he is a mulatto, yeah, Deval Patrick, thank you, pickle.
[06:47:26]  Pickle man, thank you, dude.
[06:47:29]  Deval Patrick, I mean, you notice these are all fucking mulattoes trying to stir the racial pot, even though these people are both black and white or black and mixed with something else, etc.
[06:47:42]  So anyway, I'm just saying, I think, you know, black people need to shun half-skin, light-skinned half-breeds.
[06:47:51]  I'm just saying.
[06:47:53]  I'm just saying.
[06:47:54]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to where he introduces his wife.
[06:47:57]  Is this his wife?
[06:48:00]  The fuck?
[06:48:02]  Some coffee.
[06:48:07]  I know you have.
[06:48:09]  You have one coffee, I know.
[06:48:11]  So I only ordered one.
[06:48:13]  Oh, my God.
[06:48:19]  This dude literally has a woman that doesn't know one lick of English.
[06:48:24]  Look, he's laughing.
[06:48:26]  He's laughing like John Podesta at a fucking sick pedo fucking art piece.
[06:48:31]  So, yeah, this is coffee and cat food.
[06:48:36]  What?
[06:48:38]  Coffee and cat food.
[06:48:39]  This looks good.
[06:48:40]  Doesn't this look like great Japanese living?
[06:48:42]  You don't have to order this much.
[06:48:44]  I got it already.
[06:48:50]  Oh my god.
[06:48:51]  I know, but this month you don't have to order.
[06:48:54]  I got it.
[06:48:55]  Okay.
[06:48:59]  No, this doesn't look like a mail-order bride.
[06:49:00]  This guy looks like he's living in Japan.
[06:49:03]  And this is his wife.
[06:49:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:49:06]  Unironically, the real blacks ran as Republican like Herman Kane and Ben Carson both were dark-skinned blacks.
[06:49:12]  Thank you very much, Vince McMahon.
[06:49:13]  You're absolutely correct.
[06:49:15]  And the reason is, is because black folks, at least real black folks who got educated, real black folks that are out here trying to escape the community of impoverishment, these are the ones that realize that giving shit to people doesn't work.
[06:49:36]  And I hate to bring up the pet Mexican, but lest we forget, pet Mexican has been given shit, okay, and has been given opportunities.
[06:49:44]  And instead of being appreciative and thankful for it, he just keeps wanting more and more and trying to fucking push the line further and further.
[06:49:55]  That's just the way it is, dude.
[06:49:58]  And Billy F.U. said Africans never like blacks.
[06:50:01]  They think that they're lazy fucks.
[06:50:04]  That is true.
[06:50:05]  I'm not talking about actual Africans.
[06:50:07]  I'm just talking about black, black, blacks.
[06:50:12]  I'm talking about real black people, not mulattoes.
[06:50:15]  You know, I'm just saying mulattoes are the ones that are kind of trying to put fuel on the fire of this racial divide.
[06:50:22]  And I think it's fucked up.
[06:50:23]  I think it's sad.
[06:50:24]  I think that black people need to fucking shun mulattos.
[06:50:27]  All right.
[06:50:29]  I mean, just take a look at T.I. and his fucked-up fucking family.
[06:50:33]  Have y'all seen that shit?
[06:50:34]  Hold on.
[06:50:35]  I'll show you after this video by fucking Hitler's dick here.
[06:50:39]  Yes.
[06:50:40]  She wants these little fishies.
[06:50:42]  She wants the little fishies.
[06:50:43]  Let's skip this a little bit.
[06:50:44]  What is this?
[06:50:45]  This is a shopakunai. Shopakunai. Shopakunai.
[06:50:50]  I like the anchovy one better.
[06:50:52]  Okay.
[06:50:53]  Second box.
[06:50:55]  The second box that came.
[06:50:56]  Jesus Christ.
[06:50:57]  This is your lame-ass life, Adam Silver.
[06:51:01]  Ready?
[06:51:02]  Second box.
[06:51:06]  That's like chink beer.
[06:51:08]  That looks like that chink beer from China, dude.
[06:51:11]  You know, they even laughed at that for Christ's sake.
[06:51:14]  Let me tell you something.
[06:51:15]  That beer from China sucks.
[06:51:18]  All right.
[06:51:18]  It sucks.
[06:51:19]  It tastes like fucking lead.
[06:51:21]  It sucks.
[06:51:25]  Man, you can taste the bad coronavirus in that shit.
[06:51:28]  I'm not even joking.
[06:51:31]  Oh, wait a minute.
[06:51:32]  Did I just say a derogatory statement about fucking Orientals?
[06:51:35]  My apologies, dude.
[06:51:36]  I'm sorry, man.
[06:51:37]  It's cold.
[06:51:38]  I'm just saying it's.
[06:51:39]  Oh, it's Jap beer?
[06:51:40]  Well, same difference.
[06:51:41]  Who cares?
[06:51:42]  Same difference.
[06:51:45]  All right.
[06:51:45]  You say tomato.
[06:51:46]  I say tomato.
[06:51:47]  Who gives a fuck?
[06:51:48]  All right.
[06:51:49]  Same shit.
[06:51:50]  it's beer but it's low malts so it classifies as hopposhu yes I mean, the only way I can tell the difference between Japanese and Koreans and, you know, all these people.
[06:52:07]  Hold on, what is this?
[06:52:08]  What?
[06:52:09]  What?
[06:52:11]  Woke millennial.
[06:52:12]  Hey, dude, woke millennial.
[06:52:13]  Cheers to you for the 10-bucker, man.
[06:52:16]  I see you in the chat room.
[06:52:17]  I'm glad that you're a fan of mine, man.
[06:52:19]  Cheers to you, man.
[06:52:20]  I appreciate it.
[06:52:22]  But as I was stating, the only way I can tell the difference between any of these Orientals is if I have my slant eye chart.
[06:52:30]  You got to have like a slant-eyed chart in your pocket.
[06:52:33]  You pull it out and you're like, oh, you see, the Japanese kind of go, their slant-eye goes a little bit more diagonal.
[06:52:43]  Okay?
[06:52:44]  The Chinese go diagonal and down.
[06:52:47]  You know, the Korean.
[06:52:49]  All right, that's it.
[06:52:49]  All right.
[06:52:50]  I'm kidding.
[06:52:51]  I'm fucking kidding, dude.
[06:52:52]  Jesus Christ.
[06:52:53]  It's a joke.
[06:52:56]  I didn't really.
[06:52:57]  People are taking offense to this shit.
[06:52:58]  I'm joking.
[06:52:59]  I'm kidding.

=== AR-15 Government Joke (11:14) ===

[06:53:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[06:53:03]  Nobody can take a joke anymore.
[06:53:08]  Nobody can even take a joke anymore.
[06:53:10]  Come on, man.
[06:53:13]  Yeah.
[06:53:13]  Well, if you think.
[06:53:14]  Okay, let's get the calculator.
[06:53:15]  Let's get the calculator.
[06:53:18]  Jesus Christ.
[06:53:19]  I mean, seriously.
[06:53:20]  That's 7-Eleven.
[06:53:23]  One can times 25.
[06:53:26]  And look at this guy.
[06:53:27]  This is definitely Adam Silver.
[06:53:29]  Look at him.
[06:53:29]  He's counting about it.
[06:53:30]  How much per beer it costs.
[06:53:32]  You know, to be shipped to him, for Christ's sake.
[06:53:33]  Give me a break.
[06:53:34]  It's beer, asshole.
[06:53:36]  You probably have to drink it just to deal with this old fucking Japanese bag of bones that you can't even communicate with.
[06:53:43]  You know what I mean?
[06:53:44]  Jesus Christ.
[06:53:47]  I'd buy that first.
[06:53:48]  Alright, what is this?
[06:53:49]  Put the PC shut off.
[06:53:50]  What is this?
[06:53:52]  Santa Fe Condo Apartments.
[06:53:54]  Okay, great.
[06:53:54]  Thank you.
[06:53:55]  Play the rest of this shit.
[06:54:00]  Jesus Christ.
[06:54:01]  Where does it get better there, Hitler's dick?
[06:54:04]  I mean, let's go.
[06:54:06]  We're moving around.
[06:54:08]  Now, not only is this guy drinking some kind of weird Jap beer, now he's got a Cigarillo.
[06:54:13]  Is that it?
[06:54:18]  Is that a cigarillo he's got going on?
[06:54:21]  Jesus Christ.
[06:54:23]  And there's Billy F.U.
[06:54:24]  He said, you can say thanks to the Democrats.
[06:54:27]  You can't make a joke anymore.
[06:54:29]  I know, dude.
[06:54:30]  It's so sad.
[06:54:31]  It's so sad that we can't just make fucking jokes anymore.
[06:54:34]  It's so fucking sad.
[06:54:36]  Jesus Christ.
[06:54:37]  350 mil can is the same cost as this tall can 24?
[06:54:45]  Oh my god, I mean, who gives a fuck dude?
[06:54:48]  Who gives a shit?
[06:54:49]  John Podesta and this, this Jap bitch seems like a complaining broad dude.
[06:54:57]  Weren't Jap bitches supposed to be subservient, you know?
[06:55:01]  Weren't they supposed to be like geishas and put like the white makeup on and fucking serve you fucking sushi on their knees?
[06:55:07]  And you know what I mean fucking, you know?
[06:55:11]  Pour in the fucking bottle of sake in your mouth and shit like that.
[06:55:17]  I mean what the fuck Japs?
[06:55:19]  And what is this?
[06:55:21]  Hitler's dick?
[06:55:23]  Watch the interactions with his wife.
[06:55:25]  This isn't some sexual deviant shit.
[06:55:27]  I'm just showing you the weaves in their future.
[06:55:31]  This is a future weave that hey, I got myself a Japanese geisha.
[06:55:38]  What is this?
[06:55:38]  Andrew Dice Clay time.
[06:55:40]  What do we mean, Andrew Dice Clay?
[06:55:42]  Hey, how you doing, man?
[06:55:44]  Hey, hey, hickory dickory dock.
[06:55:46]  Your mom was sucking my cock.
[06:55:49]  The clock struck two.
[06:55:50]  I dropped my goo.
[06:55:51]  I dumped the bitch on the next block.
[06:55:53]  Oh!
[06:55:54]  Yeah, I remember.
[06:55:55]  I remember right.
[06:55:56]  Dice, excuse me.
[06:55:58]  Dementia 2020.
[06:56:03]  Yeah, yeah.
[06:56:06]  Yeah.
[06:56:10]  Jesus Christ.
[06:56:11]  This would fucking annoy the shit out of me.
[06:56:13]  No wonder this fucking bald prick is drinking and smoking.
[06:56:19]  Right, right.
[06:56:19]  Because it's an alcohol shop.
[06:56:21]  Because they have the delivery and you have the plastic case.
[06:56:26]  God.
[06:56:28]  Yeah.
[06:56:29]  The can goes to the recycling and the bottles go.
[06:56:32]  Oh, this is a great conversation.
[06:56:34]  Yeah, this makes you want to wake up every morning and fucking conduct yourself in this bullshit.
[06:56:42]  He's a weeb.
[06:56:46]  Yeah.
[06:56:48]  Jesus Christ.
[06:56:49]  What now?
[06:56:51]  Who the hell is this?
[06:56:52]  Fred Phelps said Andrew was the king.
[06:56:56]  Sad what?
[06:56:56]  Oh, excuse me.
[06:56:57]  I'm sorry.
[06:56:58]  I read the wrong one.
[06:56:59]  I read the wrong one.
[06:57:00]  Billy F.U. said Andrew was the king, sad what happened to him.
[06:57:04]  I don't know what that means.
[06:57:05]  And Fred Phelps said, you can't even type Jap and D live.
[06:57:09]  Unreal.
[06:57:11]  This is what the PC culture has given you.
[06:57:13]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[06:57:14]  I mean, what?
[06:57:16]  Why is it derogatory?
[06:57:17]  I mean, you know, just tell me, why is it derogatory to say jap?
[06:57:21]  It's half of the word Japan.
[06:57:23]  It's half of the word Japanese.
[06:57:26]  Come on.
[06:57:28]  All right.
[06:57:29]  The bottles.
[06:57:30]  And by the way, I'm done with this.
[06:57:32]  This is the most disturbing, disgusting, depressing fucking view of life I have ever seen in my life.
[06:57:38]  All right.
[06:57:39]  All right, that's enough.
[06:57:40]  I'm done with this.
[06:57:41]  I'm done with this crap.
[06:57:42]  All right.
[06:57:43]  Thank you very much.
[06:57:44]  They're Hitler's dick.
[06:57:45]  We appreciate it.
[06:57:47]  Let's continue here.
[06:57:48]  Australian Anthem.
[06:57:51]  All right.
[06:57:51]  The Australian Anthem requested this one here.
[06:57:54]  So let's see what the hell the Australian Anthem is.
[06:57:57]  This should be fresh.
[06:57:58]  What is this?
[06:58:00]  What is this crap?
[06:58:02]  Oh, no.
[06:58:03]  Here, put the PC shot on.
[06:58:05]  Australian Anthem requested this.
[06:58:07]  In Australia, we've got deadly animals of plenty.
[06:58:10]  We've got funnel web spiders who will murder you and your family.
[06:58:13]  Under every second rock is a red back spider, and they'll kill you just because, I don't know, they're bored or whatever.
[06:58:18]  We've got invisible brown snakes who bite you on the foot and you'll be dead in seven minutes.
[06:58:22]  Just like that.
[06:58:24]  What is it now?
[06:58:24]  Here it is.
[06:58:26]  Billy F.U. said the same big thinkers behind why you can't say simp anymore.
[06:58:33]  Oh, really?
[06:58:34]  Simp is now a bad thing?
[06:58:36]  Now simp is a bad thing.
[06:58:38]  Oh, that's great.
[06:58:39]  Kaput, we've got the world's deadliest creatures all over the place.
[06:58:42]  We've got magpies who'll steal the eyeballs from your face.
[06:58:45]  But at least we don't have AR-15s.
[06:58:49]  Oh, my God.
[06:58:51]  I mean, you're proud of this.
[06:58:52]  least we don't have AR-15s.
[06:58:57]  What a fucking, this is a cuckold connoisseur fucking video I've ever seen it in my life.
[06:59:02]  And by the way, Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond and say, can't say Jap.
[06:59:06]  The yellow Scrooge works fine.
[06:59:08]  All right.
[06:59:09]  All right.
[06:59:10]  At least we don't have AR 15s.
[06:59:13]  Cause we're cooks.
[06:59:14]  Hitler's underscore dick.
[06:59:16]  This is a very specific kind of deep-seated sorrow you've shown us.
[06:59:19]  Ty.
[06:59:20]  Pain interests me, but also the concept of the soul.
[06:59:24]  I'm glad the degenerate shit earlier brought some acrimony out of the viewers, though, because it should.
[06:59:30]  Evil is real.
[06:59:32]  Yeah, it is.
[06:59:33]  It is.
[06:59:33]  I could attest to that there, Prince.
[06:59:36]  All right, let's listen to this cuck fucking song by Atlas Weight Don't have AR-15.
[06:59:41]  That's why the government can do whatever the fuck they want to you.
[06:59:44]  Okay, I saw videos during this COVID-19 quarantine in Australia where they have drones that are arresting people.
[06:59:54]  I saw a drone that arrested some blokes on top of their goddamn own roof drinking beers and they got arrested.
[07:00:03]  I saw here recently, which is going viral today, a woman who was protesting the quarantine of COVID-19 and got her child yanked from her and she went to jail.
[07:00:13]  By Lee Shwe don't have AR-15s.
[07:00:19]  And can you play a real Aussie song, Pubfeed Smoke Oak?
[07:00:23]  All right.
[07:00:23]  Well, this guy paid to have this played.
[07:00:26]  White sharks will ascend from the dead and strip you in half with their razor-sharp teeth.
[07:00:31]  We've got saltwater crocs will death roll you to death and sea snakes who will gladly snatch your last breath.
[07:00:36]  We've got a blue ring doctor puss, no bigger than this, that just sits around in rock pools waiting to kill kids.
[07:00:41]  And even the flatypus, a cute beaver duck thing, has got a spur on its ankle that'll kill you in one sting.
[07:00:46]  But at least we don't have a R-15 Teas.
[07:00:56]  We've got stonefish and stingrays and CO2 jellyfish.
[07:01:02]  And these jellyfish they aren't even seen.
[07:01:04]  They don't even really.
[07:01:05]  That's why Australia's being taken over by Chinese and Africans and wild jehooties do stuff or know about things.
[07:01:15]  They just float around on the whim of the currents, being pointless non-cognitive, murderous cunts.
[07:01:21]  And if that weren't enough, in terms of natural hazards, here in Australia the sun causes cancer.
[07:01:26]  At least we don't have AR-50s So that at least they can't end up in the hands of sewer-style teams At least we don't have an AR-50s I don't even know what to say Find off politicians not to change old laws.
[07:01:46]  We've got bull sharks, cone shells, saltwater crocodiles, honeybees.
[07:01:50]  European, wasn't blue ring Dr. Christian?
[07:01:52]  What now Billy FU?
[07:01:56]  He said New Jersey is using drones made by China.
[07:02:00]  Spy on people.
[07:02:01]  If you don't think the government is pulling another 9-11, you're retarded.
[07:02:05]  You know this man all right.
[07:02:08]  That's why Texas is leading the way in the country of opening up its state.
[07:02:12]  And I also want to tell you that there is a big correlation between Democratic states that have high deficits and COVID-19 infections and in deaths.
[07:02:24]  And why?
[07:02:26]  Because these Democrats states that have accumulated high deficits because of their stupid fucking dumbass entitlement safety nets and all these liberal programs that they have funded through their state taxes.
[07:02:39]  They want the federal government to bail out these states and the only way that they're going to do that is they show that Covet 19 devastated their state and that's why they're throwing Covet 19 deaths on anything.
[07:02:55]  That's why more people in these goddamn high deficit Democrat states are becoming positive.
[07:03:02]  So anyway, play the rest of this.
[07:03:04]  Australia spiders, tiger sharks, tiger snakes and lizards that'll buy you.
[07:03:08]  We got sea snakes, tight pans cassowaries copperheads, all the creatures of the land and sky, and see that one.
[07:03:13]  you're dead.
[07:03:13]  Toadfish, Stonefish, Irukungi, Jellyfish, Bull Ants, Centipeds, and Ticks that cause paralysis.
[07:03:18]  Thank fuck we don't have AR-15s.
[07:03:23]  Thank fuck they can't end up in Oh yeah, we don't have a R-15s, but our government can fuck us in the ass anytime.
[07:03:32]  I don't care what I mean, then, focus in the arse every time!
[07:03:47]  I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
[07:03:50]  I- I need more beer.
[07:03:56]  I'm telling you, I can't get drunk fast enough.
[07:04:00]  I can't just get drunk past it fast enough.
[07:04:02]  Hold on, pause this.
[07:04:04]  What now?
[07:04:05]  Billy F.U. said your state might be leading on opening, but Michigan is leading the way on taking five across the ass for throwing a fit, so you're welcome.

=== Cuck Government Orders (02:16) ===

[07:04:16]  And yeah, by the way, how convenient this the governor Whitmer, that stupid, dirty Democrat bitch, how convenient she called the protesters that were armed outside of the state, the state capitol, calling them racist.
[07:04:32]  Oh, you're racist.
[07:04:34]  I can't believe all the races.
[07:04:35]  There was clearly no racism.
[07:04:37]  And now she's got Black Lives Matter coming up armed and trying to protect her.
[07:04:41]  Did y'all see this?
[07:04:43]  She's got black arm Black Lives Matter motherfuckers protecting her now at the fucking Michigan Capitol.
[07:04:51]  Of course, this stupid dumps fake news is trying to be like, yay, look.
[07:04:56]  Fucking idiots, dude.
[07:05:00]  Where's my goddamn mama?
[07:05:04]  What would I know?
[07:05:05]  Because I'm from another country.
[07:05:09]  Yeah, no shit.
[07:05:09]  You don't know shit from Shinola.
[07:05:11]  All right.
[07:05:13]  You're just the kind of cuck that just says, oh, the government told us to do it, so we got to do it.
[07:05:18]  You know, I mean, we got to do it now, you know, Amain.
[07:05:25]  All right.
[07:05:26]  Anyway, look, that was the last $20, $20 that we had to go through there.
[07:05:31]  Okay.
[07:05:32]  That was the last fucking one.
[07:05:34]  So with that being said, please, no more donos.
[07:05:39]  Okay.
[07:05:40]  What I'm going to do is I'm going to do me here for about five minutes.
[07:05:44]  And then I'm going to get, I guess I'm going to get ready for Radio Graffiti.
[07:05:47]  I don't fucking know.
[07:05:48]  I mean, is there going to be anybody for Radio Graffiti at all?
[07:05:52]  I don't know.
[07:05:53]  We'll see.
[07:05:53]  All right.
[07:05:54]  All right.
[07:05:55]  And for those that don't know Radio Graffiti is, and you're listening to the broadcast, it's that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[07:06:04]  All you've got to do is call up.
[07:06:06]  I'm going to put a phone number online.
[07:06:09]  Okay.
[07:06:09]  And when you call up and push in the code, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[07:06:14]  And that means when I call on your area code or on your name, you can say whatever the hell you want to say for five seconds.
[07:06:21]  All right.
[07:06:21]  That's why we call it Radio Graffiti.
[07:06:23]  Does everybody understand that?
[07:06:24]  Good.
[07:06:25]  All right.
[07:06:26]  Shekos can be even dearer, friends, especially when there are many.
[07:06:30]  All right.
[07:06:31]  I'm not going to get to that one right now.
[07:06:32]  All right.

=== Australia Fuck Radio Graffiti (05:37) ===

[07:06:33]  Thank you, Australian Anthem, again.
[07:06:36]  But I'm not getting to that one right now.
[07:06:38]  I mean, I haven't even gotten a decent buzz going on, and it's past 4:30 in the morning here at the Go Show studios, okay?
[07:06:46]  Jesus Christ What is it?
[07:06:57]  Billy F.U. said, if you took Whitmer, reversed everything we bitched about, she is extending our lockdown until the end of the month to spank our asses.
[07:07:07]  I know, I saw that shit.
[07:07:09]  And what's really sad is that you've got people within the legislature trying to sue her, but the court battle is probably going to take longer than the actual fucking quarantine.
[07:07:21]  So it's sad, dude.
[07:07:23]  All right, it's sad.
[07:07:24]  Let me take a smoke here.
[07:07:31]  Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[07:07:32]  Gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain.
[07:07:35]  All right.
[07:07:39]  All right, let's get to this last one here.
[07:07:41]  All right, this last one, once again, by Australian Anthem.
[07:07:46]  So let's see what Australian Anthem has in store for us here.
[07:07:49]  All right, let's see what the hell this is.
[07:07:51]  Hopefully it's a decent goddamn, uh...
[07:07:53]  Ruckus World.
[07:07:54]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, rucka, rucka, oh, Lee.
[07:07:59]  Let's see what Ruckus says about Australia.
[07:08:03]  And I'm sure my boys from Australia ain't gonna be too happy about this.
[07:08:07]  So let's go ahead and play.
[07:08:09]  All right.
[07:08:11]  I gotta listen to it, man.
[07:08:14]  You know what it do.
[07:08:15]  Fuck Australia, fuck Australia, fuck Australia.
[07:08:21]  I gotta listen to this.
[07:08:22]  I gotta listen.
[07:08:23]  I gotta listen.
[07:08:27]  Everybody there, fuck kangaroo.
[07:08:30]  Yeah, I'm stupid as country.
[07:08:33]  Ready stamp, shave, knock, knock down.
[07:08:35]  Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway.
[07:08:38]  Fuck Australia, fuck Australia, fuck Australia, fuck Australia.
[07:08:41]  They'll never know about this song.
[07:08:43]  They're so far away.
[07:08:44]  So fuck Australia, fuck Australia, fuck Australia, fuck Australia.
[07:08:47]  They talk like hello, get a mate.
[07:08:50]  I'm so much smaller than people in the United States.
[07:08:53]  Let's start the party.
[07:08:54]  Throw some shrimp on the wall.
[07:08:55]  We'll pump it off.
[07:08:56]  Now I misuse the party.
[07:08:58]  Stop we ever told you all about how we shite country up slaughtered to help you understand.
[07:09:03]  Boy, we're all hoping.
[07:09:05]  We got dropped off on the Bilbert England.
[07:09:07]  See, we're a bunch of criminals.
[07:09:09]  It's in our DNA, friend.
[07:09:11]  The black people here are Aborigines.
[07:09:13]  Nigga, you know they're black now.
[07:09:14]  They got all 50 cents a day.
[07:09:16]  We celebrate summer talks and farm around reperry.
[07:09:19]  Free the Aborigines are born around 2003.
[07:09:22]  Yeah, I know what it do.
[07:09:26]  Everybody there, fuck kangaroo.
[07:09:28]  Yeah, I'm stupid ass country.
[07:09:31]  Ready's their shave, not knock down.
[07:09:34]  Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway.
[07:09:37]  Fuck Australia, fuck Australia, fuck Australia, fuck Australia.
[07:09:40]  They'll never know about this song.
[07:09:41]  They're so far away, so far away.
[07:09:44]  I hate to land.
[07:09:47]  I hate to land New Zealand.
[07:09:49]  Nobody cares about them.
[07:09:50]  They're Canadian.
[07:09:53]  I think I missed a donut because this damn thing was so damn loud.
[07:09:57]  I think we miss another one by Billy F.U. here.
[07:10:01]  He said Detroit are most affected because they haven't listened to the bitch from the start.
[07:10:07]  Yeah, I kind of expect that out of Detroit, dude.
[07:10:10]  All right, let's get back to Australia.
[07:10:13]  Aboriginals, they lick no pants, you can see.
[07:10:42]  This is horrible.
[07:10:44]  This is fucked up.
[07:10:47]  I got a lot of fans in Australia, by the way.
[07:10:52]  Stay as far as I cool from you.
[07:10:54]  Cause them koalas will appack remote control by drews.
[07:10:58]  And when I'm dropping, hug some bulls at the pool.
[07:11:00]  I got me a couple handfuls.
[07:11:02]  A ball second condition needs shampoo.
[07:11:04]  And I'm thinking about skating on Natalie, Covert, Kylie, McNew.
[07:11:09]  Nick, who kidding me?
[07:11:10]  Say we're matching the train.
[07:11:20]  I need to take another hit of tetrahydrofenamidol.
[07:11:24]  WHERE'S THE POSSILE?
[07:11:26]  Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway Damn!
[07:11:33]  And you're not gonna hate this song there.
[07:11:35]  What's up with all the hate in Australia?
[07:11:37]  And the Jaguar.
[07:11:39]  What's the hate on Australia?
[07:11:41]  Nobody could do it.
[07:11:42]  Everybody there fucked me.
[07:11:46]  I'm stupid ass country.
[07:11:48]  Why is everybody hating Australians?
[07:11:50]  Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway.
[07:11:56]  They'll never know about this song.
[07:11:58]  They're so far away.
[07:12:05]  Insane energy is why I...
[07:12:07]  Dude, don't bring up that fucking, you know, don't bring, don't bring that up.

=== Ex-Satanic Elite Confession (02:55) ===

[07:12:10]  All right.
[07:12:11]  Feel bad for that motherfucker's parents.
[07:12:13]  All right, here's Billy F.U. Fun fact: Australia has more guns after the gun banned, really?
[07:12:22]  You could have fooled me, man, but hey, you know, I hope that most Australians have guns.
[07:12:28]  You know, you should have the right to protect yourselves and to protect your goddamn country.
[07:12:33]  I mean, that's why we have the Second Amendment.
[07:12:35]  We don't have the Second Amendment because of fucking hunting.
[07:12:38]  All right.
[07:12:38]  It clearly states in the Second Amendment: if our goddamn country or our government decides to become tyrannical, then we have the constitutionally protected right to bear arms and to remove it and to instill a brand new one.
[07:12:54]  Excuse me.
[07:12:57]  So it is what it is.
[07:12:58]  All right.
[07:12:59]  All right.
[07:12:59]  Now, let me see what we got here.
[07:13:01]  Let me go ahead and look for something to leave you all with.
[07:13:05]  And what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a break.
[07:13:07]  When I come back, we're going to have radio graffiti.
[07:13:10]  So let me go ahead and take a look at my disgusting, filthy history with all of the crap that you people have suggested for me.
[07:13:18]  And let's see if I can leave you guys with something that you can learn something from.
[07:13:24]  You know what I mean?
[07:13:25]  Here, let me see what we got here.
[07:13:26]  What is this?
[07:13:29]  Here, I've got a good one.
[07:13:30]  I've got a good one.
[07:13:30]  How about a how about a confession from an ex-satanic elitist from Canada?
[07:13:40]  All right, how about that shit?
[07:13:42]  All right, let's go ahead and do that shit.
[07:13:43]  How about that?
[07:13:45]  Now, the guy that you're about to listen to was a former elite of Canada, believe it or not.
[07:13:53]  And this is his testimony.
[07:13:54]  This is actually a long video, but I'm just going to show you a small version of it.
[07:13:59]  And his interview about the satanic elite in Canada.
[07:14:04]  All right, believe it or not.
[07:14:05]  Okay, here, let's go ahead.
[07:14:07]  Let me go ahead and put it on a part here.
[07:14:09]  Here it is.
[07:14:10]  I'll be right back.
[07:14:11]  Okay.
[07:14:12]  When I come back, radio graffiti time, don't go anywhere.
[07:14:15]  All right.
[07:14:16]  What is this?
[07:14:16]  Billy F.U. I'm like, hopefully, like some people in your group, I'm pro.
[07:14:23]  Stay the fuck out of my land.
[07:14:25]  No shit, dude.
[07:14:26]  That's the way it is.
[07:14:28]  That's the way it is.
[07:14:29]  Thank you, dude.
[07:14:30]  I appreciate it, Billy F.U. All right, here it is.
[07:14:33]  Interview with an ex-satanic elite, okay?
[07:14:38]  This is, you know, 10 minutes.
[07:14:39]  I'm not going to leave you guys here for 10 minutes.
[07:14:41]  I'm just going to be right back.
[07:14:42]  I got to set up the radio graffiti.
[07:14:43]  And when I come back, radio graffiti time.
[07:14:45]  Don't go anywhere.
[07:14:47]  And by the way, when I come back, we're also going to open up the treasure chest as well.
[07:14:51]  All right.
[07:14:52]  All right.
[07:14:52]  Play it.
[07:14:53]  Here we go.
[07:14:53]  I'll be right back.
[07:14:54]  Don't go anywhere.
[07:14:56]  He says, this is silly.
[07:15:01]  And this man had been at the seance with you.
[07:15:03]  Yeah.
[07:15:03]  Oh, yeah.
[07:15:04]  And he's telling you that it's silly what you've just done.

=== High Priest Lucifer Testimonial (08:10) ===

[07:15:06]  Because see, my wife, he says, goes to the seances because she gets comfort and she gets something good out of it.
[07:15:15]  Good feeling out of it.
[07:15:17]  And she lives for what the spirits of the, you know, are going to see that the future is going to be like.
[07:15:21]  To me, he says, I can't party with this stuff.
[07:15:23]  He says, I want power.
[07:15:24]  I go right to the source of power.
[07:15:28]  And he says, how do you think that I became famous the way that I am?
[07:15:33]  And I said, you must have had some good luck.
[07:15:35]  Why he says, there's no such thing as good luck.
[07:15:38]  He says, there's either some power working for you somewhere, or you don't get ahead in this world.
[07:15:44]  Not in my type of occupation.
[07:15:48]  So it went from there that we got talking about spirit worship.
[07:15:57]  Did it intrigue you?
[07:15:59]  Did it make you want to find out more about what exactly he was talking about?
[07:16:04]  Yeah.
[07:16:06]  So he said the supposed spirits of the dead that you're talking with are demon spirits.
[07:16:14]  You're fallen angels.
[07:16:16]  They're beautiful beings.
[07:16:17]  Just set it out, just like that.
[07:16:18]  Oh, yeah.
[07:16:19]  It didn't make you uneasy when he said there was a lot of people.
[07:16:21]  Well, you know, it shocked you a little bit, you know?
[07:16:24]  Something that you first hear mentioned to you.
[07:16:28]  He said, you guys have got a great future ahead of you.
[07:16:32]  Because we've been told, the high priest of our society, secret society, has been told that the master has very special planes for you too.
[07:16:42]  Now, what did he mean by the master?
[07:16:45]  Satan.
[07:16:48]  And we were interested to hear more about it.
[07:16:54]  And he told us, he says, look, we worship spirits.
[07:17:00]  We worship Lucifer, Lucifer and all his angels.
[07:17:03]  They're just as beautiful as they did before they were cast out of heaven.
[07:17:06]  He says, there was a misunderstanding in the whole thing among the inhabitants of the galaxies.
[07:17:11]  And he says, our master was misunderstood.
[07:17:14]  And God did not bear with him like he does with people that make mistakes today.
[07:17:19]  So we're in a warfare, good against evil.
[07:17:23]  And we happen to be the evil ones, but we're not that bad.
[07:17:26]  He says, I look at this business between the force of good and evil.
[07:17:30]  He says, you believe in, one person believed in God, another one believed in Lucifer.
[07:17:35]  It's like politics.
[07:17:40]  So the great controversy is real.
[07:17:43]  And you've heard someone talk about it that's on the other side.
[07:17:48]  And through these people, they are sold to the fact that Christ will not return to this planet with power and great glory.
[07:17:58]  He's going to abdicate all claims to the planet.
[07:18:01]  Because the high priest once said that Christ will abdicate all claims to the planet because he knows that it is lawfully and rightfully Satan's.
[07:18:16]  And at that time he says, Lucifer, you mentioned Lucifer a lot of times.
[07:18:21]  Why did you mention Satan also?
[07:18:23]  He says, the Master, usually they like to talk about the Master.
[07:18:26]  The Master will resurrect his people from the graves.
[07:18:31]  George is telling you all this, or the High Priest?
[07:18:34]  George.
[07:18:34]  George.
[07:18:36]  Okay, when the evening wound down and you're putting a cap on all that, you guys had consumed some alcohol.
[07:18:43]  And did you feel like that there was kind of a one-shot deal?
[07:18:47]  You didn't know if it ever happened again?
[07:18:48]  What happened?
[07:18:48]  Well, he said, no, he said, listen, guys.
[07:18:51]  He said, I like to have you, he says, meet some of our people.
[07:18:56]  What about next week, Wednesday evening?
[07:18:59]  I'll pick you up at your place and you're invited to one of our services.
[07:19:07]  Services?
[07:19:08]  Like a church service?
[07:19:09]  Yeah, something like that.
[07:19:11]  It's a testimonial to the spirits.
[07:19:13]  Well, how the spirits have blessed your life.
[07:19:17]  So when we left there, I said to myself, this guy is half drunk.
[07:19:23]  I'm not going to hear from him again.
[07:19:26]  But it was true.
[07:19:27]  Wednesday night came, he was there with his big Lincoln.
[07:19:31]  Step in and we went to one of the most beautiful areas of Montreal.
[07:19:39]  And the place was a mansion.
[07:19:43]  Now a mansion is usually very large.
[07:19:45]  We call this a little small mansion.
[07:19:47]  It was beautiful.
[07:19:49]  Most beautiful place.
[07:19:52]  Roger, your friend George, took you and Roland to this mansion where people worshipped the demons.
[07:19:59]  What was it like there?
[07:20:00]  What kind of people were there?
[07:20:02]  Well, it was a big surprise for me as I kind of made up my mind an idea that they were going to be rough-looking characters.
[07:20:12]  But as we entered the place, I was amazed to see that they were all very well-dressed, well-mannered, and that a lot of the people, as we were being introduced to people, were professionals, doctors, attorneys, a lot of business people.
[07:20:32]  And see what they had, they had a praise session to the gods, which is the spirit counselors, which are in charge of legions of spirits, of demon spirits.
[07:20:44]  And they talk about what the Lord of their lives has done for them.
[07:20:51]  Because they call on particular spirits, like the God Nehashta, which you read in 2 King about the Israelites worshiped the golden serpent that Moses had made.
[07:21:06]  Well, behind the spirit worship, behind that, they were worshipping the serpent.
[07:21:11]  They were actually worshiping this spirit Nehashna.
[07:21:16]  And the same spirit Nehashna is the priest was telling us that the medical doctor that was telling us how he was making operations that had never been made before because people had to be awake, have no feeling.
[07:21:29]  He was able to carry on surgeries that had not been done before.
[07:21:35]  But the spirits would give that capacity to be able to operate without people feeling any pain and things.
[07:21:42]  And also without no problem with the blood because as he would cut his incision, because the incisions, everything opened with no blood running.
[07:21:49]  So he could do the work that has not been done before.
[07:21:53]  Now, I recall reading in your book that at this praise worship service they had, they would sing hymns.
[07:22:00]  Why would they sing hymns in a demon worship?
[07:22:03]  Yeah, this was kind of a big surprise to me when that took place.
[07:22:06]  The priest said, hey, let's go down to the worship room of the gods and have a praise session, a singing session.
[07:22:16]  So we go down there and what did they think you think did they pass around?
[07:22:20]  Church hymnals.
[07:22:21]  You know, Christian church hymnals.
[07:22:24]  And I couldn't believe this.
[07:22:25]  I said, what's his business?
[07:22:26]  So the priest says, well, now, he says, for those of you that are new, let me tell you that this is the most feasible way, he says, to please the spirits, is to deride Christ and his people, you know, and his church and all that.
[07:22:43]  So they sing Christian hymnals.
[07:22:50]  They didn't sing Christian words to the hymns, however.
[07:22:52]  Well, they changed a lot of them.
[07:22:57]  It's a form of blasphemy.
[07:22:59]  Such as you see today in the rock music world, you see the entertainers, they have these crosses.
[07:23:05]  Ladies got earrings, crosses.
[07:23:08]  The guys got a cross.
[07:23:09]  This is a form of blasphemy, a form of deriding Christ.
[07:23:13]  You see?
[07:23:15]  Spirits.

=== Atheist Hatred Jesus (04:13) ===

[07:23:16]  Anyway, this is a very interesting documentary about this guy who was a former elite.
[07:23:24]  This was back in the early 80s that this interview was conducted.
[07:23:28]  And he finally came out and exposed a lot of the folks that are within the Canadian elite about what they were doing and, you know, satanic, Luciferian worship, etc.
[07:23:39]  And you really can't find this documentary too many places anymore.
[07:23:46]  YouTube has shunned, I think taken off at least most of the ones that I used to watch.
[07:23:54]  But it is a huge, big part series.
[07:23:57]  And as I've stated, okay, look, I'm not trying to preach to anybody.
[07:24:02]  I'm not trying to suggest that anyone needs to believe anything.
[07:24:06]  But as you notice, for whatever reason, the Satanists, whenever they conduct their ceremonies or their praising to God, etc., their gods, whatever, they blaspheme Jesus Christ.
[07:24:24]  The same thing with the Jews, the same thing with the Muslims, the same thing with the atheists.
[07:24:31]  Now, I ask you, even if you do not believe that Jesus is the Son of God and he was a mere man, what the fuck did Jesus do to justify this level of not just hatred, but they gained some level of energy from doing this?
[07:24:52]  And you see, this is what I tell every atheist out there that is suggesting that, oh, Jesus is nothing.
[07:24:58]  He was a man.
[07:24:59]  And okay, he was a man.
[07:25:01]  What did he do?
[07:25:02]  What did he do wrong?
[07:25:04]  All he did wrong, and if you really want to take a look at it, was show people that were down and out in the area of what is now Israel that was controlled by the Romans.
[07:25:17]  All he did was show people that were down and out the ability to manifest reality, manifest things into reality, you know, to be able to take care of themselves.
[07:25:29]  And he didn't judge people.
[07:25:32]  He didn't fucking go out and judge people based upon what they have done.
[07:25:38]  You know, much like our society, we judge very, very frequently, you know, based upon what we wear and what we do and all this other shit.
[07:25:48]  Okay.
[07:25:49]  Now, all I'm simply stating is I read Jesus' man.
[07:25:54]  Okay.
[07:25:55]  There's been four historians that are Roman historians that prove that he actually exists.
[07:26:02]  I have not read one thing about Jesus that justifies this level of hatred, this level of spiritual warfare.
[07:26:13]  I mean, I don't even know what the fuck to call it for Christ's sake.
[07:26:17]  I don't understand how this is justified in any capacity unless there's some kind of validity to the fact that Jesus is something that is counteracting or counteractive to the people that are evil in this world.
[07:26:41]  So all I'm simply stating is that even if you don't believe that Jesus is the Son of God, these people believe that he's so important that they have to blaspheme him in every capacity possible.
[07:26:56]  So I'm just saying, you know, look at some, you know, trusted lawyer sounds like an atheist.
[07:27:01]  Jesus was some random sand dweller.
[07:27:04]  If that's the case, then why is he being persecuted?
[07:27:08]  I mean, do you understand that when Barack Obama allowed ISIS to run amok in the Middle East?
[07:27:14]  What was ISIS doing?
[07:27:16]  ISIS was beheading Christians and Coptics.
[07:27:20]  Because believe it or not, there are Muslim Christians and there are Muslim folks that believe in Jesus and they were being executed by ISIS.

=== Thank Guys Go Thousand (02:30) ===

[07:27:30]  These are facts.
[07:27:32]  Now, if Jesus is such an insignificant nothing, then why in the fuck are they killing these people?
[07:27:40]  That's all I'm asking.
[07:27:41]  You need to ask yourself that.
[07:27:43]  And then, you know, if you can find an answer, it's probably not going to be, if you're a Satanist or an atheist, the answer that you want.
[07:27:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[07:27:54]  All right.
[07:27:55]  Anyway, thank you guys for listening.
[07:27:56]  I think it's about that time for everybody.
[07:27:58]  Oh, wait a minute.
[07:27:59]  Hold on.
[07:27:59]  Before I do that, let me go ahead and open up the treasure chest here.
[07:28:03]  Once again, we got a thousand lemons in the treasure chest.
[07:28:08]  And I would like for y'all to let me know however many you receive in your account.
[07:28:15]  Put it on the chat room.
[07:28:17]  And I will tell you the top five lemon getters.
[07:28:20]  Does everybody understand that?
[07:28:22]  Here we go.
[07:28:24]  We got a thousand of these.
[07:28:25]  So here we go.
[07:28:26]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[07:28:31]  Let's go ahead and submit it there.
[07:28:33]  Everybody, whatever you get, let us know how much you get.
[07:28:36]  I will tell you the top five lemon getters.
[07:28:39]  And once again, this is the, wait a minute, how come this didn't go through?
[07:28:42]  Hold on.
[07:28:43]  Distribute the rewards, dude.
[07:28:44]  Can I distribute them?
[07:28:45]  Oh, here we go.
[07:28:45]  Sorry about that.
[07:28:46]  I don't know what the fuck happened there.
[07:28:48]  Anyway, we're distributing them now.
[07:28:50]  And this is the second opening of the treasure chest.
[07:28:53]  You know, yours truly, man.
[07:28:56]  I'm just trying to give back to the peeps that listen.
[07:28:59]  And I wish I could give more than 10,000 lemons every week.
[07:29:05]  But, you know, that's what the rules are here.
[07:29:08]  So it is what it is.
[07:29:09]  All right.
[07:29:10]  Anyway, is everybody ready?
[07:29:12]  We're distributing it right now.
[07:29:15]  I think.
[07:29:16]  1.1k.
[07:29:17]  Here it is.
[07:29:18]  Here it is.
[07:29:19]  We've got Wolf Revenge with 135 lemons.
[07:29:22]  We've got the geeky beaner for 70, dude.
[07:29:26]  That's a fucked up name, you idiot.
[07:29:27]  78 lemons.
[07:29:29]  Janker 44 with 56 lemons.
[07:29:33]  Seraph for 45 lemons.
[07:29:37]  And fuck Ghost Moderators with 38 lemons.
[07:29:41]  So there you go.
[07:29:43]  There we go.
[07:29:44]  All right.
[07:29:44]  Is everybody ready?
[07:29:45]  Thank you guys very much.
[07:29:47]  And once again, I want to remind you that here on D-Live, 4,200 lemons is 50 bucks.
[07:29:54]  So I'm just, you know, I'm just saying.
[07:29:56]  All right, anyway, let's get to the...
[07:29:58]  All right, what is this?
[07:29:59]  Billy F.U.

=== Bible Followed Helped (02:35) ===

[07:30:00]  He said, Christians had the greatest ability to self-reflect.
[07:30:06]  Well, I don't want to tell you what I believe about Jesus and all that.
[07:30:10]  I personally believe, if you want my belief, that the Satanists, which are in the Catholic Church, which are in organized religion, perverted Jesus.
[07:30:22]  I don't even believe in the Bible.
[07:30:24]  The Bible is the new King James Version of the Bible.
[07:30:29]  All right.
[07:30:30]  We're getting an interpretation of a translation and not even getting all the books that encapsulated the Holy Grail.
[07:30:39]  So, you know, this idea that, oh, well, you know, you're trying to correlate Jesus with the Catholic Church.
[07:30:47]  The Catholic Church doesn't even worship Jesus.
[07:30:50]  You know who they worship?
[07:30:52]  They worship his mother.
[07:30:55]  They worship his mother.
[07:30:57]  And that has a whole other connotation to it.
[07:31:01]  All right.
[07:31:02]  Because I don't even want to get into the depths of where that goes.
[07:31:06]  But all I'm simply stating is, is that Jesus, even if you don't believe he was a goddamn son of God or you don't believe in this, that's fine.
[07:31:16]  Jesus man.
[07:31:17]  What did Jesus man do if you don't, I'm not telling you to believe that he was Jesus God's son or any of that shit.
[07:31:26]  Give me one fucking reason why Jesus man is hated so much.
[07:31:32]  All he did was help people.
[07:31:35]  All he did was try to help those that were down and out.
[07:31:40]  And because he helped them, they followed him.
[07:31:43]  Okay?
[07:31:44]  They followed him because he helped them.
[07:31:48]  And because he helped everybody that followed him, that's what made him popular in the area of Israel at this time.
[07:31:57]  Back then during his time that he walked the earth.
[07:32:01]  I mean, lest we forget, this was a Roman province.
[07:32:05]  The governor of that Roman province was Pontius Pilate, who inevitably made the decision to crucify Jesus only after being pressured by the merchants in that region.
[07:32:18]  I mean, lest we forget, Pontius Pilate's wife didn't even want Pontius Pilate to crucify Jesus.
[07:32:27]  And Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond.
[07:32:29]  Jesus was hated because he told the truth.
[07:32:33]  And Winter the Wolf said, and the truth was the trends are gay.

=== Damn Looking Cute Name (02:45) ===

[07:32:36]  Okay, great.
[07:32:38]  All right, dude.
[07:32:40]  Dude, I'm playing yours next show.
[07:32:42]  I'm not playing this now.
[07:32:44]  All right, you're just being a dick.
[07:32:46]  As a matter of fact, I'm not playing any more videos.
[07:32:49]  Okay.
[07:32:50]  We're going to play it next show.
[07:32:52]  All right.
[07:32:52]  You're just being a fucking asshole.
[07:32:54]  All right.
[07:32:55]  And Billy F.U. said the Bible is just used to control people.
[07:32:59]  Christians were able to change, were able to change where the Catholics were going, but still fucked up things in the end.
[07:33:10]  I'm not a religious person, but I can see the good the real Christians did.
[07:33:16]  Well, you have to know that Christians, unfortunately, the word Christians has been corrupted, all right, by a bunch of fucking people.
[07:33:26]  So anyway, I don't want to get into this tirade because, you know, fucking Hitler's dick thought it was cute to be able to fucking, you know, throw a fucking dono before Rainier Cassini.
[07:33:35]  I'm not doing it, all right?
[07:33:37]  It's 30 seconds.
[07:33:39]  Come on, bruh.
[07:33:40]  Well, dude, stop doing this shit, dude.
[07:33:43]  You're going to force me.
[07:33:44]  Because, dude, the reason I'm saying banned for you is because most of the fucking community has told me to do so.
[07:33:52]  And, you know, the community is the community, man.
[07:33:55]  I got to fucking listen to what the people said.
[07:33:57]  I got to look at what the people said for Christ's sake.
[07:34:01]  All right.
[07:34:02]  Hold on.
[07:34:02]  What is this shit?
[07:34:06]  Oh, my God.
[07:34:10]  All right.
[07:34:11]  All right.
[07:34:11]  I'll play.
[07:34:12]  It's not even 30 seconds.
[07:34:13]  It's less than that.
[07:34:15]  All right.
[07:34:15]  I'll play it.
[07:34:16]  Is everybody ready?
[07:34:17]  Hitler's dick yet again.
[07:34:20]  I'm sorry that I had to stop.
[07:34:21]  I had to fucking vet the fucking shit.
[07:34:24]  Here it is.
[07:34:24]  Hitler's dick.
[07:34:25]  Are you ready?
[07:34:26]  Oh, shit.
[07:34:27]  Damn.
[07:34:27]  You looking real cute.
[07:34:28]  What's your name?
[07:34:30]  Oh, shit.
[07:34:31]  Oh, shit.
[07:34:32]  I'm killing myself.
[07:34:35]  You don't hear that?
[07:34:36]  Look at that, huh?
[07:34:37]  Oh, that brother got shocked.
[07:34:40]  Billy F.U. said, fuck Hitler's dick.
[07:34:42]  Well, look, let's just review that one Mo again because that was very interesting.
[07:34:47]  All right, play it again.
[07:34:48]  Oh, shit.
[07:34:48]  Damn, you're looking real cute.
[07:34:49]  What's your name?
[07:34:51]  Oh, shit.
[07:34:53]  I'm killing myself.
[07:34:56]  Oh, good.
[07:34:59]  Good lord.
[07:35:00]  Did you hear this, brother?
[07:35:00]  You're like, man, baby.
[07:35:02]  I got to hear this again.
[07:35:03]  Baby, baby.
[07:35:04]  Baby, you're looking flying shit.
[07:35:06]  Oh, shit.
[07:35:07]  Damn, you're looking real cute.
[07:35:08]  What's your name?
[07:35:10]  Oh, shit.
[07:35:10]  Oh, shit.
[07:35:12]  I'm killing myself.
[07:35:14]  All right.
[07:35:15]  Thank you, Hitler's dick.
[07:35:17]  Look at all this weeb shit for fuck's sake.
[07:35:20]  Thank you, Hitler's Dick.

=== SpongeBob Farts Love (15:04) ===

[07:35:21]  All right, let's go ahead.
[07:35:23]  And I didn't mean to get into all this Jesus talk, dude.
[07:35:25]  I'm not trying to tell anybody to believe anything.
[07:35:27]  You can believe what you want.
[07:35:28]  It's your life.
[07:35:30]  That's the beautiful part about this realm that we're in.
[07:35:33]  Free will.
[07:35:34]  Free will.
[07:35:36]  Anyway, let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[07:35:39]  And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
[07:35:43]  That's right, folks.
[07:35:44]  Radio graffiti.
[07:35:46]  Hold on, what is this?
[07:35:47]  Billy F.U., yes, traps are gay.
[07:35:50]  Yeah, I second that, by the way.
[07:35:52]  All right.
[07:35:53]  I second that.
[07:35:54]  Anyway, Radio Graffiti is the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[07:36:00]  And by the way, idiots, I already opened up the fucking treasure chest twice, you morons.
[07:36:05]  Just because y'all were, I don't know, leaving the show to go wax your carrot to some fucking, I don't know, weird ass gay bondage porn doesn't mean that, you know, I have to open it up again.
[07:36:15]  You're too late.
[07:36:18]  Anyway, all you got to do to participate in Radio Graffiti is call that number right there in front of your face.
[07:36:24]  515-604-9052.
[07:36:29]  And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag your pound key.
[07:36:38]  And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[07:36:45]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[07:36:55]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[07:36:57]  Do you get it?
[07:36:59]  All right.
[07:36:59]  Anyway, the engineer's not here.
[07:37:01]  You know, he's over there at his mama's house.
[07:37:04]  So I'm here taking command.
[07:37:07]  And I guess we're going to go ahead and start Radio Graffiti right now.
[07:37:12]  All right, let's go ahead and do that.
[07:37:14]  All right, let's see who we have here.
[07:37:16]  Let's see.
[07:37:16]  We got who the hell is Pogo the Monkey, Radio Graffiti?
[07:37:24]  We've got a new friend for everyone.
[07:37:26]  He's got fur and a tail.
[07:37:28]  He gets in lots of trouble, but he's a bouncy little fellow because he's got springs for legs.
[07:37:33]  Pogo the Monkey, the best new video game for the whole family.
[07:37:36]  I love you, Pogo.
[07:37:37]  You found?
[07:37:38]  Hope Colgo is taking a deep research laboratory that we know scientists and scientists are going to get you, Colgo.
[07:37:48]  Here you go, Colgo.
[07:37:50]  Have a gold coin.
[07:37:51]  Good thing Colgo has a banana cannon.
[07:37:53]  All right.
[07:37:55]  All right.
[07:37:55]  That's enough of this shit.
[07:37:57]  All right.
[07:37:58]  I know what you're trying to do, the fucking jogger and all that.
[07:38:02]  I know what you're doing.
[07:38:03]  All right.
[07:38:04]  I know what you're doing.
[07:38:05]  You're not helping the cause.
[07:38:07]  All right.
[07:38:08]  But that's fucked up.
[07:38:10]  I know what y'all are doing.
[07:38:11]  Go fuck yourselves.
[07:38:12]  All right.
[07:38:12]  Who else do we have here?
[07:38:15]  Ghost is Grinder and Radio Graffiti.
[07:38:18]  Pettis, Radio Graffiti.
[07:38:20]  Hey, what's going on?
[07:38:21]  I'm looking for a fart funnel to suck a fart right out of my goddamn ass.
[07:38:25]  Time that'll just gonna get my little lily really, really hard.
[07:38:29]  And I like a bondage.
[07:38:31]  And I want somebody to put a red ball gag in my mouth and to slap my ass until it's candy apple red.
[07:38:36]  I have not been penetrated in my anus yet because I used to be, you know, not the most attractive male.
[07:38:42]  I've got myself a nice tight virgin fucking chocolate starfish.
[07:38:46]  Here, take a listen, here.
[07:38:48]  And then I want somebody to repeatedly kick me in the balls with a steel-toed boot so my hard-on goes back to flaccid.
[07:39:05]  You fucking piece of shit, pettis.
[07:39:07]  I said that for the fart funnel, fucking Brudy, son of a bitch!
[07:39:17]  Fucking piece of shit!
[07:39:21]  I said that shit as a prank call to the fart funnel guy, you fucking asshole.
[07:39:28]  Fucking asshole.
[07:39:29]  And if y'all don't know who the fucking fart funnel guy is, lucky you.
[07:39:33]  All right?
[07:39:34]  Lucky fucking you.
[07:39:36]  And by the way, fuck you, Pettis, you piece of shit.
[07:39:39]  Where's my fucking beer?
[07:39:45]  Son of a bitch Who the fuck else do we got here?
[07:39:50]  How about who is this?
[07:39:51]  Ghost star, Radio Graffiti.
[07:39:55]  Because remember, he died the day after this solar eclipse is the actual day after.
[07:40:03]  So we are to assume that he knows he's the Satanist.
[07:40:08]  I'm a black star.
[07:40:11]  I'm a black star.
[07:40:14]  You see a black man in a fucking albino.
[07:40:17]  You also see like a woman back there.
[07:40:19]  This is the confliction within ghost.
[07:40:22]  Remember, ghost always was a feminine, and he had two different sides.
[07:40:26]  So this is the yin and yang of his personality.
[07:40:28]  I'm a black star.
[07:40:30]  I'm a black star.
[07:40:33]  You goddamn nigger.
[07:40:35]  To take that, to take the shit off.
[07:40:37]  All right.
[07:40:38]  God fuck you.
[07:40:39]  I never said any of that.
[07:40:40]  You know, you're a fucking bunch of idiots that are splicing my voice.
[07:40:46]  I was talking about the David Bowie song, you fucking idiot.
[07:40:49]  And by the way, that was a scuffed Obama piece of shit phone you called me from.
[07:40:53]  You fucking milky liquor.
[07:40:56]  Fucking.
[07:40:56]  You see, this is what I get, man.
[07:40:58]  Look at this.
[07:40:59]  I'm already on seven hours and 50 minutes on a fucking anti-Mother's Day edition.
[07:41:05]  It is past five in the morning on a fucking Monday morning over here.
[07:41:09]  And do you give a f?
[07:41:11]  Fuck.
[07:41:14]  Obviously, fucking not.
[07:41:16]  Obviously, fucking not.
[07:41:19]  You know, if I'm going to continue on with Radio Graffiti, I need another fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[07:41:24]  I need more beer.
[07:41:28]  What the fuck I need for Christ's sake.
[07:41:32]  I need more fucking beer.
[07:41:34]  Where's my goddamn fucking bottle opener?
[07:41:36]  Fucking shit.
[07:41:41]  Yeah, you guys in the chat room, I'm telling you, motherfuckers are lucky.
[07:41:45]  We're on a fiber optically connected world we call the fucking internet.
[07:41:50]  I guarantee goddamn T you, if you were in front of my fucking face right now, I would beat the living bejesus out of you, you fucking stupid piece of trash.
[07:42:01]  And you know something?
[07:42:02]  The bad part about it is, if I beat some of your asses, half of you are a fucking queer out here, so I'd probably get fucking charged with a goddamn hate crime.
[07:42:12]  And don't tell me you idiots ain't gay in this chat room.
[07:42:15]  I can smell the glitter in your ass.
[07:42:19]  Fucking poofters, for Christ's sake.
[07:42:22]  Jesus Christ.
[07:42:23]  Oh, Illa, internet tough guy.
[07:42:25]  Yeah, fuck you.
[07:42:26]  All right, it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[07:42:30]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[07:42:32]  And if you think that you got the balls, Jesus Christ, I'd fuck you up, boy.
[07:42:37]  All right, I would stomp a mud hole in your ass and then fucking kick it dry and then puke up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of weed in it.
[07:42:48]  And all you can do is look back at me with a puke smile about it, you fucking piece of shit.
[07:42:56]  Fuck your asses up, man.
[07:42:59]  Yeah, I smell the glitter in your fucking shit funnels right now, you fucking poopters.
[07:43:04]  Don't try to sit here and try to deny it either.
[07:43:07]  All right.
[07:43:08]  I know you people were enjoying that pamper shit.
[07:43:11]  I could see it in the chat room, for Christ's sake.
[07:43:14]  I could see it in the chat room.
[07:43:15]  You people are sick.
[07:43:16]  You're perverted.
[07:43:18]  All right?
[07:43:19]  You liked that little furry shit, didn't you?
[07:43:21]  Huh?
[07:43:21]  You fucking piece of crap.
[07:43:23]  You fucking liked it because you're sick.
[07:43:26]  You're fucking demented.
[07:43:30]  Fucking piece of shit.
[07:43:32]  Give me my drink.
[07:43:39]  Fucking pieces of crap.
[07:43:41]  You guys are pieces of fucking garbage.
[07:43:43]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[07:43:46]  All right, let's continue.
[07:43:49]  Who's next in Radio Graffiti in here?
[07:43:51]  Jesus Christ.
[07:43:53]  Got all this shit fucked up all over the fucking fucking place for Christ's sake.
[07:43:59]  Where are we?
[07:43:59]  All right, here we go.
[07:44:00]  Let's get to another one.
[07:44:01]  How about Thursday Lane Radio Graffiti?
[07:44:05]  I had this ring right here.
[07:44:07]  And white guys, I want to ask y'all something.
[07:44:10]  May I marry y'all farts?
[07:44:12]  I would love to marry y'all farts.
[07:44:14]  Here's this ring that I'm putting on my finger.
[07:44:17]  Nigger.
[07:44:18]  I would love to marry white guys farts.
[07:44:20]  What the fuck?
[07:44:21]  Please.
[07:44:22]  I would love to marry white guys farts.
[07:44:25]  I want to get engaged.
[07:44:27]  I want to get engaged with y'all farts and marry y'all farts.
[07:44:30]  And when I work smelling y'all farts, that's my vacation with the married, with me being married to y'all farting in my face.
[07:44:39]  I wish to marry.
[07:44:40]  I would love to please take your fart's hand and take your fart's hands.
[07:44:45]  Take your butt.
[07:44:47]  Take your nose.
[07:44:49]  Take my nose and your butthole and marry your farts out of it.
[07:44:54]  Ah, God.
[07:44:55]  I host to all the white guys' farts, please.
[07:44:59]  I wish to marry white guys' farts.
[07:45:01]  I would love to.
[07:45:03]  When I marry y'all farts, I would like to make animations out of it, beauty out of it, art out of it, adult entertainment out of it.
[07:45:10]  And I like to even go around volunteering and smell white guys farts.
[07:45:13]  But I ask you, may I please take the ring and marry y'all farts, please?
[07:45:22]  Oh, my God.
[07:45:22]  I would love to marry y'all farts because, again, I love the beef cream, the chicken cream, the buffalo spice.
[07:45:33]  Silver chop cream.
[07:45:34]  I would love to marry white guys farts for life.
[07:45:37]  All right, get this shit off of here.
[07:45:39]  Get it off for Christ's sake.
[07:45:41]  Jesus Christ.
[07:45:43]  And for those of you that don't know, we actually called this son of a bitch on, what was it, Thursday show?
[07:45:49]  And unfortunately, he didn't answer the phone.
[07:45:51]  All we did was leave him a message.
[07:45:53]  But yeah, that's, you know, the fart funnel is what he likes to call himself.
[07:45:58]  The fucking fart funnel.
[07:46:00]  So we tried.
[07:46:01]  And by the way, I think I missed Billy, one of Billy's one of Billy's donos here.
[07:46:07]  He said, Billy, F.U., the dogs pissed off my wife, LOL.
[07:46:12]  I lost track of time listening.
[07:46:14]  Yeah, dude, let me tell you, I'm sorry to keep you guys awake here, but once again, we are approaching eight fucking hours.
[07:46:20]  Can you believe that shit?
[07:46:22]  I did 10 hours on Tuesday.
[07:46:24]  I did 10 hours on Thursday.
[07:46:26]  And on Auntie Mother's Day Edition, this is a fucking eight hours so far, baby.
[07:46:32]  Eight fucking hours.
[07:46:34]  I'm a machine.
[07:46:37]  All right, what else do we got here?
[07:46:39]  We got, I don't know, who is this?
[07:46:42]  Texan Capitalist Radio Graffiti.
[07:46:45]  Type the cat to bam Captain Dessey.
[07:46:49]  I've got to say, ghost, some of the stuff on your show this evening has been fucking disgusting.
[07:46:54]  It's not one I'll forget in a hurry.
[07:46:57]  All right, get this guy out.
[07:46:58]  I don't really give a shit what this guy has to say first and foremost.
[07:47:01]  That's Captain Autism, by the way.
[07:47:03]  All right.
[07:47:04]  I don't give a shit what the fuck he's got to say.
[07:47:07]  This guy is a pimple on the ass of my community, if you want my opinion, all right?
[07:47:13]  I mean, seriously, he was this close to being kicked out of the whole fucking community, but the only reason he didn't is because he fucking, you know, he's already told me that he's gonna go deep cover to expose Jackler about some, I don't know, some doovadude shit.
[07:47:30]  Anyway, let's not talk about that.
[07:47:32]  All right, but still, fucking Captain Autism, shut your ass.
[07:47:38]  Jesus Christ, who the hell is this Ron Radio Graffiti?
[07:47:43]  No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.
[07:47:47]  You know what?
[07:47:48]  You're a fucking stupid.
[07:47:49]  Is that the fucking Ron asshole that always like, hey, you're a stupid asshole?
[07:47:53]  Yeah, I got your fucking asshole right here, you fucking bitch.
[07:47:58]  I wish that was on your fucking face.
[07:48:00]  You know, you talk all that shit.
[07:48:02]  Yeah, yeah.
[07:48:02]  You wouldn't call me an asshole to my face, fucking Ron.
[07:48:06]  You and any of these fucking pieces of shit.
[07:48:08]  You're my drink.
[07:48:14]  What is it?
[07:48:17]  Billy F.U., I can't whine.
[07:48:18]  I work nights, so I'm conflicted.
[07:48:21]  Well, thank you, Billy F.U., man.
[07:48:24]  I didn't get owned, you fucking idiot.
[07:48:26]  Shut up!
[07:48:28]  Shut up!
[07:48:29]  I didn't get fucking owned.
[07:48:30]  What are you talking about?
[07:48:32]  I'm still sitting here with my big fucking balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap your mother upside her chin.
[07:48:40]  So the next time she shits out another kid, they're gonna have a fucking half-black fucking baby birthmark on the side of their fucking face.
[07:48:48]  Would that technically make them mulatto?
[07:48:51]  I don't even know.
[07:48:51]  Anyway, let me get my fucking drink.
[07:48:56]  I'm getting fucking, I'm getting, I'm getting drunk here, all right?
[07:49:01]  I'm getting drunk on this anti-Mother's Day edition, baby.
[07:49:04]  And it's been a great one.
[07:49:05]  All right, I'll tell you that, except for some of the sick shit that I've been exposed to tonight.
[07:49:10]  All right.
[07:49:11]  Anyway, what else we got here?
[07:49:12]  How about who the fuck is SpongeBob, Radio Graffiti?
[07:49:17]  Hi, ghost.
[07:49:18]  It's me, SpongeBob.
[07:49:19]  I'm your biggest fan.
[07:49:21]  I heard that you're Jewish and that's fantastic because I am also Jewish.
[07:49:25]  Also, I heard that you are blind and in a wheelchair.
[07:49:27]  That really sucks.
[07:49:29]  Bye.
[07:49:30]  Are you fucking SpongeBob calling me now, you fucking man children?
[07:49:34]  You fucking SpongeBob calling me out, you fucking idiot, man children.
[07:49:41]  Son of a fucking bitch.
[07:49:45]  Fucking stupid.
[07:49:46]  Fucking goddamn goddamn man children, motherfuckers.
[07:49:52]  Look at the other fucking laughing about it.
[07:49:54]  Oh my god, SpongeBob called what the fuck?
[07:49:59]  Oh, God.
[07:50:01]  Now you're fucking making me belch for fuck's sake.
[07:50:04]  Look, this is what I'm talking about when it comes to this man children bullshit.
[07:50:10]  This is what I'm talking about.
[07:50:14]  I get fucking some fucking SpongeBob calling me for Christ's sake.
[07:50:19]  Listen to me.
[07:50:21]  I don't like you fucking cartoon watching pieces of shit.

=== Nothing Sacred Korean Guy (02:04) ===

[07:50:25]  Okay?
[07:50:26]  It pisses me off that you think it's so fucking cute that you can throw this cartoon shit in my face.
[07:50:33]  And another reason why I don't like the fucking goddamn SpongeBob because you cocksuckers told me that fucking Pantera lent fucking music to that stupid pussy shit.
[07:50:45]  Pantera actually led their music to SpongeBob.
[07:50:49]  So I'm fucking, I don't even want to talk about SpongeBob.
[07:50:51]  I don't want to hear about SpongeBob.
[07:50:53]  I don't even want to think about that shit.
[07:50:55]  Don't call me as that fucking stupid character.
[07:51:00]  Fucking Jesus.
[07:51:01]  Fucking try.
[07:51:02]  Welcome to Man-Child fucked up shit burn America.
[07:51:09]  Somebody said they use motorhead too.
[07:51:10]  Fucking Lemmy sold out to this shit too.
[07:51:13]  Are you kidding me?
[07:51:14]  Fucking Lemmy sold out their fucking sponge.
[07:51:16]  I mean, god damn it.
[07:51:18]  Is there nothing fucking sacred anymore for fuck's sake?
[07:51:24]  Seriously.
[07:51:27]  Is there nothing sacred?
[07:51:31]  Fucking hell.
[07:51:33]  Fucking hell, for Christ's sake.
[07:51:37]  Give him a drink.
[07:51:43]  Is there nothing sacred, man?
[07:51:48]  Oh, this should be freaking.
[07:51:49]  Who the fuck is this?
[07:51:50]  Some Korean dude, Radio Graffiti.
[07:52:11]  What the fuck?
[07:52:20]  All right, take that shit off.
[07:52:21]  What?
[07:52:22]  What the fuck is that?
[07:52:23]  Some Korean guy saying the N-word for Christ's sake?
[07:52:27]  We're not trying to promote racism here.
[07:52:29]  All right?

=== Toxic Community Friendship (02:40) ===

[07:52:30]  You fucking goddamn motherfuckers.
[07:52:33]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[07:52:35]  This is why I can't get fucking partnership around here in D-Live.
[07:52:40]  Okay?
[07:52:41]  Because D-Live knows that I'm not a racist.
[07:52:44]  They know that.
[07:52:46]  But you, the fucking most toxic community on the internet, for fuck's sake.
[07:52:52]  Maybe we should make a fucking shirt about that.
[07:52:54]  You'd be fucking wearing that shit proud, wouldn't you, huh?
[07:52:56]  Huh?
[07:52:57]  Huh?
[07:52:57]  Part of the most toxic community on the internet.
[07:53:00]  Oh, God, it makes you want to puke just thinking about it.
[07:53:07]  Fucking pieces of shit, man.
[07:53:10]  I'm serious, man.
[07:53:11]  That's what they told me.
[07:53:13]  They told me in the email.
[07:53:15]  Your community is the most toxic community that we've ever seen.
[07:53:19]  And we're a little uncomfortable by giving you a partnership.
[07:53:22]  That's fucking great.
[07:53:23]  All right.
[07:53:24]  That's got the most toxic community on the fucking internet, for Christ's sake.
[07:53:31]  That's a badge to wear, huh?
[07:53:33]  You know that.
[07:53:35]  Look, I know I've said this a thousand times, but it bears fucking repeating.
[07:53:39]  Please.
[07:53:41]  I used to be listened to by tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
[07:53:47]  You remember that?
[07:53:50]  They used to listen to me for my political and social commentary.
[07:53:57]  All right?
[07:53:59]  For my financial insight.
[07:54:01]  And this is what the fuck I've turned into for fuck's sake.
[07:54:05]  This is what I've turned into.
[07:54:08]  I don't even know what the fuck this is.
[07:54:10]  I don't even know what the fuck you would call this shit.
[07:54:14]  I don't even know what the fuck we call it.
[07:54:16]  What the fuck do I call this shit?
[07:54:17]  Huh?
[07:54:22]  I'm just so sick, dude.
[07:54:25]  I'm so sick at the fact that now I'm reduced to this.
[07:54:30]  Watching trannies dilate their fucking new pussy hole because they cut their fucking cock and balls off so that they can keep it open so it won't close up as a womb.
[07:54:42]  Watching fucking idiots live their lives in fucking diapers at 30 plus years old.
[07:54:50]  Watching fucking bulldykes that are taking testosterone that are growing beards talking about putting penis attachments on their quote growth.
[07:55:00]  Huh?
[07:55:02]  Huh?
[07:55:06]  Jesus Christ!
[07:55:07]  I used to be somebody!

=== Om Ends Never Good Night (11:01) ===

[07:55:10]  Do you understand that?
[07:55:13]  God damn it.
[07:55:14]  What if you fucking win?
[07:55:18]  What now?
[07:55:19]  What?
[07:55:21]  Fucking Geno X 1985.
[07:55:23]  Yeah, you know what?
[07:55:24]  Let me tell you something, you fucking idiot.
[07:55:26]  That was the fucking ill-opportune time to be fucking donating a goddamn video.
[07:55:30]  You fuck.
[07:55:32]  I buy that for a dollar.
[07:55:35]  Look at Billy F you.
[07:55:37]  We're toxic and proud.
[07:55:38]  Not a lot of channels can get away with this kind of shit.
[07:55:43]  I've gotten away with it.
[07:55:44]  How many fucking goddamn platforms have banned me because of you fucking people?
[07:55:50]  Seriously, man.
[07:55:52]  How many?
[07:55:53]  You know, it doesn't fucking matter.
[07:55:55]  It doesn't fucking matter because it doesn't matter to you.
[07:55:58]  As long as you fucking got ghost to kick in the ass on the internet, you don't give a fuck.
[07:56:04]  You don't give a shit.
[07:56:07]  As long as you're able to make my fucking life a living hell, you don't give a fuck.
[07:56:15]  Give me my fucking smoke.
[07:56:17]  I need to fucking smoke this fucking poo smoke.
[07:56:30]  I got to hold it and let it hit the brain, man.
[07:56:42]  Shit.
[07:56:47]  Well, now I gotta stop what I'm doing on fucking radio graffiti because of this fucking fake Geno X 1987.
[07:56:57]  And by God, it just never fucking ends, dude.
[07:57:01]  This is my fucking life.
[07:57:02]  It's my life.
[07:57:05]  Don't you forget God in the crowd.
[07:57:14]  It never ends.
[07:57:17]  It never ends.
[07:57:19]  Never the fuck am I doing here, man?
[07:57:25]  What the fuck am I doing here?
[07:57:29]  Fucking.
[07:57:30]  Just I'm a fucking.
[07:57:32]  I'm what?
[07:57:34]  What?
[07:57:35]  Billy F.U., I'm saying be proud, bro.
[07:57:38]  Most can't do this shit anymore.
[07:57:41]  Oh, God.
[07:57:44]  I'm supposed to be proud of this, really?
[07:57:46]  I'm supposed to be proud of this shit.
[07:57:49]  This is an accomplishment.
[07:57:52]  Fucking God.
[07:57:56]  Oh, I don't even know what the fuck.
[07:58:07]  What the fuck am I supposed to say?
[07:58:10]  What am I supposed to say?
[07:58:13]  I, I, I'm sorry.
[07:58:25]  I just gotta take some fucking deep breaths or some kind of shit like that, man.
[07:58:30]  I mean, I'm serious.
[07:58:31]  I just, I need a, I need a fucking, I need a new beer.
[07:58:33]  I need a new shot.
[07:58:36]  I need a new beer.
[07:58:37]  I need a new shot, man.
[07:58:39]  Here's my fuckin' shit.
[07:58:47]  Buy that for a time.
[07:58:51]  Oh, look, Billy F.U., you fucking twisting a knife.
[07:58:54]  Well, you want it underground.
[07:58:55]  Oh, yeah.
[07:58:56]  Yeah.
[07:58:56]  Yeah.
[07:58:57]  Thanks for twisting the knife, Billy.
[07:59:00]  That's for twisting the fucking knife right in my fucking heart.
[07:59:08]  I just fucking need another beer, man.
[07:59:11]  That's all.
[07:59:12]  I just need alcohol to take the fucking pain away, man.
[07:59:18]  I need more beer, man.
[07:59:22]  Give me another fucking beer, man.
[07:59:26]  Who the fuck just a diamond?
[07:59:29]  Fuck ghost moderators.
[07:59:30]  Even though I hate everyone, I hate you the most.
[07:59:33]  Oh, great.
[07:59:34]  Yeah, that's great.
[07:59:35]  Everybody hates me.
[07:59:37]  Everybody hates me.
[07:59:39]  My fucking fans want me fucking dead, man.
[07:59:42]  They want me fucking dead.
[07:59:48]  Oh, God.
[07:59:50]  Where's my fucking bottle opener, man?
[07:59:52]  Fucking shit.
[07:59:57]  Fuck, man.
[08:00:05]  Where's my fucking fucking glass, for Christ's sake?
[08:00:09]  All right.
[08:00:09]  I got to shoot another shot.
[08:00:10]  I can't fucking deal with this shit.
[08:00:14]  He's a Billy F.U. not trying to be a dick you you get something that well hold on what is what i I can't read.
[08:00:21]  I'm doing all this shit.
[08:00:24]  You get to do something that no one else can do anymore.
[08:00:30]  Oh, just shut.
[08:00:31]  Yeah, is that what I'm supposed to be like?
[08:00:33]  Yeah.
[08:00:38]  I get donated donos of trannies using dilators to dilate their holes.
[08:00:48]  I get donos of fucking idiots that are 30 years old living in a fucking pamper with a 60-year-old pervert.
[08:01:02]  Christ!
[08:01:07]  Give me my fucking drink, man.
[08:01:13]  Ugh.
[08:01:16]  All right.
[08:01:20]  What the fuck am I doing?
[08:01:21]  I don't even know where I'm.
[08:01:22]  What am I doing here?
[08:01:23]  I guess I'm supposed to.
[08:01:25]  Geno X1987's video here.
[08:01:29]  And we got a diamond from Susie.
[08:01:31]  Hey, ghost, are you having a good night?
[08:01:33]  Having a good night?
[08:01:34]  Are you fucking joking?
[08:01:36]  Have you been listening?
[08:01:38]  The musky husky Keemstairs told me to tell you he hates you.
[08:01:42]  Yeah, I don't like that stupid meatball up the ass having fucking high-pitched WAP piece of shit either.
[08:01:49]  I don't like him either.
[08:01:50]  All right?
[08:01:51]  I don't like him either.
[08:01:54]  Fucking piece of shit.
[08:01:58]  All right, here it is.
[08:01:59]  Geno X 1987.
[08:02:01]  I gotta pause the goddamn fucking radio graffiti so we can get to Geno X 1987's request.
[08:02:09]  All right.
[08:02:10]  Is everybody ready?
[08:02:11]  If you're not, suck a cock with it.
[08:02:13]  All right, here it is.
[08:02:14]  All right.
[08:02:18]  Like everyone else, you were born into bondage.
[08:02:21]  You were born into a prison that you cannot see or taste for touch limits.
[08:02:26]  The hell is this?
[08:02:31]  What the hell is this?
[08:02:32]  Hold on, pause this.
[08:02:34]  And Billy F.U. said, tell me what D-Life cucks get to do.
[08:02:40]  Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
[08:02:41]  What is this?
[08:02:43]  Hitler, hold on, I'll read yours, Hitler's dick.
[08:02:45]  Let me read Billy F.U.s.
[08:02:47]  He said, tell me what D-Life cucks get to do this kind of shit without getting banned.
[08:02:51]  You get to spit in liberals' faces every night.
[08:02:54]  Come on.
[08:02:55]  I'm just doing a show here.
[08:02:59]  I'm just doing a show, man.
[08:03:02]  You know, and Hitler's dick said, stay up, ghost.
[08:03:07]  That's not the worst I have.
[08:03:10]  Oh, no, dude.
[08:03:11]  If the show was real underground, I'd show you a video of some baguette collecting shit from porta-potties and bathing in it, freezing in it, and then fucking himself with...
[08:03:23]  Oh, good God.
[08:03:23]  No, dude.
[08:03:24]  Please, dude.
[08:03:26]  I'm sure the weeves in the chat have seen it.
[08:03:29]  I don't really care, dude.
[08:03:30]  I don't really give a shit, all right?
[08:03:33]  I'm looking at Geno X 1987's video.
[08:03:36]  Can we all just calm our asses down with this dick shit?
[08:03:40]  Good God!
[08:03:46]  Yeah, I'm so lucky, Billy.
[08:03:48]  I'm so lucky to be having fuckers like Hitler's dick.
[08:03:56]  I'm so lucky.
[08:04:01]  Hey, look at that hound dog.
[08:04:12]  Yeah, this seems like Geno X 1987 kind of ass shit.
[08:04:37]  Nice apartment.
[08:04:38]  Must be New York City, huh?
[08:04:50]  Where the Winter of the Wolf just dropped the diamond and said, try to have a good one.
[08:04:55]  Take a day off.
[08:04:56]  Cheers.
[08:04:57]  Okay, great.
[08:04:58]  I'm sure everybody would love that.
[08:05:02]  I don't have the luxury to be that.
[08:05:04]  What is this?
[08:05:05]  Original extinct.
[08:05:07]  Your voice is so calm, you must meditate a lot.
[08:05:10]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[08:05:12]  All right.
[08:05:14]  Meditate.
[08:05:16]  What?
[08:05:16]  Like, fucking, you know, put my mind in all of shit like that.
[08:05:41]  Anyway, pause this.
[08:05:42]  Who the hell just donated?
[08:05:43]  Billy F.U. said, I try looking at a glass half full.
[08:05:48]  It gets harder every day.
[08:05:49]  Believe me, I know what you're talking about.
[08:05:52]  I refuse every new thing that gets pushed on me every day.
[08:05:57]  Yeah, I think what you're talking about, new shit, you're talking about this freaky crap that we're seeing here prevalent within our Western civilization.
[08:06:06]  You know?
[08:06:09]  And by the way, let's get back to it.

=== Barrel Mom Ass Pileup (03:58) ===

[08:06:12]  Om.
[08:06:59]  Oh, what is this?
[08:07:00]  The Cyberpunk Tribute, huh?
[08:07:10]  Half the Cyberwarriors that we had even, what, fuckin' ten years ago.
[08:07:15]  You don't hear anybody doing what Law said did.
[08:07:18]  You don't hear anybody that done but the Colt of the Dead Cow did, the sub-7 did, the Lothit 7 did.
[08:07:26]  You don't hear that shit anymore.
[08:07:28]  You know, nobody's doing anything.
[08:07:30]  You know, you know what they're hacking for so they can put their sick fetish on display so they can say an N-word, you know, instead of actually doing it for a political purpose for the Constitution, for freedom, because America is the last bastion of it.
[08:07:54]  And you don't happen to smoke every day, do you?
[08:07:57]  Yeah, I can't tell.
[08:07:57]  Yeah, fuck me, all right?
[08:07:59]  How about the whole pause of shit?
[08:08:01]  All right.
[08:08:01]  Who the fuck is this guy?
[08:08:03]  Originally is extinct.
[08:08:05]  Yeah, you know what?
[08:08:06]  Fuck you, you fucking piece of trash.
[08:08:08]  All right.
[08:08:09]  I smoke your fucking with your mother every goddamn day.
[08:08:12]  And you know what?
[08:08:13]  Every time I take a big fucking inhale of smoke, I blow it up her fucking asshole.
[08:08:19]  I blow it right up her shit funnel.
[08:08:20]  And guess what?
[08:08:21]  She's got an ulcer in her ass now.
[08:08:23]  So you can thank me for it when she sips, when she's sitting on the fucking donut, smelling like a goddamn fucking men's urinal in a goddamn carnival, you fucking piece of shit.
[08:08:33]  All right, play the rest of this crap.
[08:08:36]  Jesus Christ.
[08:08:49]  Jesus Christ, what is this?
[08:08:51]  All right, somebody just donated.
[08:08:53]  Hold on.
[08:08:54]  Billy F.U. again.
[08:08:55]  He said, my new anti-harassment policy is if someone disagrees with you, I could get fired.
[08:09:02]  I push back as much as I can every day.
[08:09:05]  Making you shake your cans probably gets some of us through another week.
[08:09:11]  Well, thank you very much, Billy.
[08:09:13]  I appreciate it for Christ's sake.
[08:09:15]  And what is this?
[08:09:16]  Originally is extinct.
[08:09:18]  I barrel roll in your mom's ass like it's my job.
[08:09:21]  Barrel roll.
[08:09:23]  Jesus Christ, 2009's calling.
[08:09:25]  They want their fucking meme back, you fucking stupid fucking piece of shit.
[08:09:30]  Jesus Christ, a barrel roll.
[08:09:34]  Oh my God.
[08:09:35]  I mean, you know, Jesus Christ, you must be new on the internets, right?
[08:09:38]  You know, you're fucking looking up on fucking old memes and trying to, you know, make yourself look like a, you know, some kind of an OG on here.
[08:09:47]  I get it.
[08:09:47]  Sit there and shut your goddamn mouth and learn something, all right?
[08:09:51]  Fucking barrel.
[08:09:53]  Your fucking mother's got a barrel right up her fucking upper hymen.
[08:09:57]  Oh, look at that.
[08:09:59]  Look at that.
[08:09:59]  Another diamond.
[08:10:00]  I live in your mom's ass.
[08:10:01]  Well, good.
[08:10:02]  All right.
[08:10:03]  Take the goddamn pileup out of there that killed her.
[08:10:05]  All right, you fucking piece of shit and eat it.

=== Exciting Betch Bulldike (15:49) ===

[08:10:11]  I need it!
[08:11:10]  I feel better now.
[08:11:23]  Hey, wait a minute.
[08:11:25]  That was a goddamn side boob for a god.
[08:11:28]  All right, take it off.
[08:11:29]  All right, we've already played it for almost six minutes.
[08:11:31]  Give me a break.
[08:11:33]  All right, Geno X 1987.
[08:11:35]  I appreciated that.
[08:11:36]  But we saw animation side boob.
[08:11:40]  And that, I don't know if we can do it.
[08:11:42]  I don't know if we can deal with that.
[08:11:43]  I don't know if we can deal with that.
[08:11:44]  And I don't want to break any rules on D Live.
[08:11:48]  All right.
[08:11:49]  So look, we have to take that off.
[08:11:51]  It's already been on for six minutes, but by God, we cannot see any animation side boob.
[08:11:57]  We can't do it.
[08:11:57]  All right.
[08:11:58]  We can't do it.
[08:12:01]  I'm sorry about this, ghosts.
[08:12:03]  What?
[08:12:03]  Take the good with the bad.
[08:12:05]  At least you're making a lot of money.
[08:12:07]  Anyway, here's some fucking metal.
[08:12:09]  Enjoy.
[08:12:10]  Here's some fucking videos.
[08:12:11]  The longest video and a long video deserves a big donation.
[08:12:16]  All right, $33.33.
[08:12:19]  I appreciate it, Anonymous.
[08:12:21]  And we got Billy F.U.
[08:12:22]  It's ironic that technology was shown to free us only to enslave us.
[08:12:29]  You're damn right, dude.
[08:12:31]  It's enslaving us now.
[08:12:32]  We're a slave to the technology.
[08:12:35]  Now, technology is used to monitor us through drones, through our apps, through our phones, through our cars now, through our Internet of Things, etc.
[08:12:46]  All right, look, Anonymous requested this one here.
[08:12:48]  I was about to get back to Radio Graffiti, but as you can see, you know, people are, you know, getting frisky over here.
[08:12:55]  So let's go ahead and see what this is.
[08:12:58]  Hold on.
[08:12:59]  What the fuck?
[08:13:02]  I can't play all.
[08:13:04]  Look, I can only play for 33 bucks.
[08:13:06]  I can only play like 10 minutes of this shit.
[08:13:07]  I can't play the whole fucking thing.
[08:13:09]  Are you kidding me?
[08:13:11]  Enjoy some metal, this fucking anonymous prick said.
[08:13:14]  Guess what?
[08:13:15]  It ain't fucking metal.
[08:13:16]  It's this fucking freak show.
[08:13:18]  Y'all remember this fucking broad or it or man or whatever the fuck it is?
[08:13:24]  Kids queer stuff or queer kids or whatever the fuck it's called.
[08:13:28]  Here it is.
[08:13:30]  How do you like that?
[08:13:31]  All right, we're live on Facebook.
[08:13:33]  We're live on Instagram.
[08:13:34]  Very exciting.
[08:13:35]  Hello.
[08:13:36]  I've got two screen.
[08:13:37]  Here's some metal for you.
[08:13:39]  Fuck you, whoever the fuck donated this.
[08:13:42]  All right.
[08:13:42]  Good morning to you.
[08:13:43]  I mean, good God.
[08:13:45]  Welcome.
[08:13:45]  You fucking sick fucks.
[08:13:47]  Wednesday morning.
[08:13:48]  You sick fucks.
[08:13:50]  I'm just going to do a couple of fun songs for you today.
[08:13:54]  And for those of you on Instagram, if you want to stick around after our sing-along, I'm going to pop over to the Facebook and YouTube live stream.
[08:14:04]  Yeah, 10 minutes.
[08:14:05]  Author of somebody who has 33 cents, dude.
[08:14:11]  Very soon.
[08:14:12]  I'm very excited to talk to them.
[08:14:14]  So, yeah, I'm not playing the whole video.
[08:14:16]  Get the fuck off, all right?
[08:14:20]  Let's get started.
[08:14:23]  It's okay to be gay.
[08:14:25]  Oh, no, no, man.
[08:14:27]  Come on.
[08:14:28]  We have to be subjective to this shit at this early in the morning.
[08:14:32]  Are you fucking turn her down?
[08:14:35]  Turn this fucker down.
[08:14:37]  We have to listen to this shit at this time of the morning, man.
[08:14:40]  Who the fuck is torturing us, man?
[08:14:43]  Who in the fuck is torturing us?
[08:14:46]  I'm looking at a muff diving bulldyke playing a ukulele at fucking 5:45 in the goddamn morning.
[08:14:55]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[08:14:57]  Thanks for joining us.
[08:14:58]  A bulldike playing a ukulele.
[08:15:00]  You can't make this shit up.
[08:15:02]  Song requests.
[08:15:03]  Stick them in the comments section.
[08:15:04]  Song requests.
[08:15:07]  And I will do my best to do something.
[08:15:12]  If it's something that I know, that is great.
[08:15:14]  I don't know.
[08:15:15]  I'm not going to play it.
[08:15:16]  Hey, is this Salmon Andy?
[08:15:19]  This person has to be related to Salmon Andy.
[08:15:22]  I thought it might be nice to do one of our songs because yesterday was Cinco de Mayo.
[08:15:29]  Oh, yeah.
[08:15:30]  Oh, culturally appropriating now, are we?
[08:15:33]  Queer Kid stuff, where we talk about some Spanish vocabulary, some Spanish pronouns that you can use if you're thinking about gender and language.
[08:15:45]  And what is this?
[08:15:46]  Billy F.U. Said she reverted to this after queer kids stuff got canceled.
[08:15:53]  Laughing my ass off.
[08:15:54]  Gay kids don't care about this stuff.
[08:15:57]  Well, the thing is is that she probably thought that one of these goddamn, uh you know, pro-social justice warrior, uh media outlets were gonna be like, hey, you're uh gay and you're this, let me hook you up with it.
[08:16:12]  It didn't happen.
[08:16:13]  So now she's doing live streams, trying to take fucking requests and play her ukulele shit.
[08:16:19]  Um, so go check that out on the queer kid stuff.
[08:16:21]  And, by the way okay, it's Cinco De Mayo.
[08:16:23]  Why don't you talk about what the Cinco De Mayo is?
[08:16:26]  If you really care about it, it's Mexico's, not once, but twice.
[08:16:32]  Independence okay yeah, they had to fucking be in.
[08:16:37]  They had to claim independent twice.
[08:16:40]  Don't ask, all right, don't ask.
[08:16:43]  And uh yeah, have fun.
[08:16:45]  This is a song from that episode.
[08:16:49]  I'm gonna have you sing along with me.
[08:16:51]  You'll catch on real quick.
[08:16:52]  Oh my, what?
[08:17:00]  Gender is a little silly.
[08:17:02]  Cuando Hablo Español.
[08:17:05]  Fucking, help us fellows, some Demi Milas.
[08:17:09]  You gotta be shitting me, man.
[08:17:11]  What do you think Mexicans need to be exposed to this?
[08:17:15]  I'm not joking, but pause this shit.
[08:17:18]  If Mexicans were exposed to this shit, they would be fucking pissed they would be.
[08:17:24]  Oh my god, play this shit.
[08:17:26]  I can't believe this.
[08:17:28]  You decide?
[08:17:33]  Do they see this?
[08:17:36]  Can you imagine this bitch playing this to the immigrants that are coming into the caravans and shit?
[08:17:41]  I wonder what they would do.
[08:17:42]  Identify when you don't use los or LOS Puerasadas.
[08:17:48]  OL TEX no EYO no EO, PEDO eye Jude Sitas, this bitch.
[08:17:55]  What a culturally appropriating Bulldike liberal bitch.
[08:18:00]  What a culturally appropriating Bulldike liberal bitched.
[08:18:08]  Judicias Judicas LOS NO, Oh my god.
[08:18:15]  Hey, look, this bitch is by her window.
[08:18:22]  Oh, my God.
[08:18:36]  What does two-day-see-days mean?
[08:18:39]  I don't even know.
[08:18:39]  I don't understand Mexican.
[08:18:40]  I don't understand Mexican.
[08:18:42]  What is a two-day CD?
[08:18:42]  There you go.
[08:18:43]  That's the song.
[08:18:44]  Two days.
[08:18:46]  It's all about you deciding about your own pronouns and how you want to.
[08:18:51]  It's about your pronouns, bitch.
[08:18:53]  And doing a little bit of a Spanglish song.
[08:18:57]  Oh, Spanglish song.
[08:18:59]  Yeah, that's great.
[08:19:00]  That was a good thing.
[08:19:01]  You know, this is a bad song when no one in chat is saying better than Pantera.
[08:19:08]  It's going to be even deeper.
[08:19:10]  Oh, man.
[08:19:10]  Noble Savage.
[08:19:11]  Come on, dude.
[08:19:13]  Come on.
[08:19:14]  Even if they try to take out guns, Americans still have bows and arrows.
[08:19:19]  Let's make a great week.
[08:19:20]  Come on, man.
[08:19:21]  I got to still listen to five minutes of this broad.
[08:19:23]  Exciting song for us to come up with.
[08:19:25]  Somebody donated $33.33 for this match.
[08:19:29]  Cool.
[08:19:30]  We're going to sing a little song, another little song.
[08:19:34]  And if you know this, please sing along.
[08:19:37]  This came kind of at the end of season four of Queer Kids Stuff.
[08:19:43]  Season four?
[08:19:44]  There's four seasons of kids' queer stuff.
[08:19:46]  I got a question for all of you.
[08:19:48]  Does anybody out there know how to spell the word diversity?
[08:19:53]  Anyone?
[08:19:54]  Oh, Christ.
[08:19:55]  Well, I promise.
[08:19:57]  Hold on.
[08:19:57]  After the song, doesn't that mean that diversity?
[08:20:01]  I leave it on that fucking stupid Uber face there.
[08:20:04]  Doesn't that mean that you have to take my speech as well as I'm taking yours in diversity?
[08:20:10]  Billy, F, you said, wasn't Cigo de Mayo the praise to the rebellion, not Mexican culture?
[08:20:18]  No, dude, it is the Independence Day of Mexico against France.
[08:20:25]  And then the Mexicans have another Independence Day called Diaz De Seis, which is the independence from Spain.
[08:20:34]  So, yeah, you figure that out yourself.
[08:20:36]  Always know how to spell Spain.
[08:20:37]  You got to figure that shit out on your own.
[08:20:44]  D-I-D-E-R-S I-T-Y.
[08:20:49]  We celebrate diversity.
[08:20:54]  Life is better with variety.
[08:20:56]  It's better for society.
[08:20:59]  What fun would the rainbow be without a million different colors?
[08:21:03]  Don't you agree?
[08:21:04]  D-I-T-E-S-E-S-E-N-W-E-Nated this dude.
[08:21:07]  Fuck off.
[08:21:08]  Seriously.
[08:21:09]  I can't believe I'm forced to watch this shit at this early in the fucking morning.
[08:21:17]  We're all the same.
[08:21:19]  What fun would learning be?
[08:21:22]  There was nothing new to know.
[08:21:23]  Don't you agree?
[08:21:24]  There's a thousand different colors and a hundred different fruits.
[08:21:30]  There are many unique pajamas.
[08:21:33]  Super cool music to food.
[08:21:34]  Oh, my God.
[08:21:35]  What the fuck?
[08:21:36]  Please make it stop.
[08:21:39]  How many more?
[08:21:40]  Oh, my God, dude.
[08:21:41]  I can't believe I gotta stop.
[08:21:43]  I gotta spend 10 minutes watching this because somebody donated $33 for fuck's sake.
[08:21:50]  Everybody with me.
[08:21:51]  D-I-V-E-R-S.
[08:21:54]  Suck it on pussy is the very best.
[08:21:57]  D-I-D-E-R-S.
[08:21:59]  Muff dive in is the very best.
[08:22:02]  Take a look at my sores on my mouth.
[08:22:05]  I'm a bicycle seat for women.
[08:22:09]  Are the reason why we hate Jews?
[08:22:12]  Oh, hey, wait, whoa, woke millennial.
[08:22:15]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[08:22:18]  Calm down there for Christ's sake.
[08:22:22]  She's the reason why we hate you.
[08:22:24]  Come on, dude.
[08:22:25]  Come on, man.
[08:22:26]  Woke Millennial.
[08:22:28]  You know, I thought you and me were like this, man.
[08:22:31]  I mean, come on.
[08:22:32]  You can't say shit like that here on D-Live, man.
[08:22:37]  I don't hate anybody, okay?
[08:22:40]  Okay.
[08:22:41]  I may dislike Puerto Ricans, but that's about it.
[08:22:45]  Okay.
[08:22:45]  I don't hate Puerto Rican.
[08:22:47]  I don't hate Puerto Ricans.
[08:22:48]  Okay.
[08:22:49]  I just don't want to be around him.
[08:22:51]  You know?
[08:22:52]  Every Puerto Rican that I've...
[08:22:53]  All right, never mind.
[08:22:54]  I'll have to explain it.
[08:22:55]  Can we just woke millennial?
[08:22:57]  Just come on.
[08:22:59]  Come on with the harsh language.
[08:23:01]  Come on with the harsh language.
[08:23:03]  All right, let's.
[08:23:04]  Hold on, what is it?
[08:23:05]  Billy F.U. Billy F.U. says, funny how Canadia are saying Texas is Mexican land when they're a colony like America.
[08:23:16]  Of course, listen.
[08:23:19]  I mean, now that I talked about Puerto Ricans, I'm not too fond of Canadians, even though I have a lot of Canadian fans.
[08:23:27]  All right.
[08:23:28]  I'm not too fond of Canadia.
[08:23:30]  And there's a bunch of reasons why.
[08:23:33]  But I'll tell you this.
[08:23:34]  What solidified me and my disdain for Canadia is when after 9-11, okay, there was a fucking hockey game that happened about a week or two after 9-11.
[08:23:45]  And it was in Canada.
[08:23:47]  All right.
[08:23:48]  It was in Canada.
[08:23:50]  And they booed the national fucking anthem, those fucking guys, man.
[08:23:55]  All right.
[08:23:55]  What is this?
[08:23:55]  Captain Autism.
[08:23:56]  Sorry, ghosts.
[08:23:57]  I apologize for woke millennial.
[08:23:59]  He obviously doesn't know we hate Jews because of Trump and all right, dude.
[08:24:03]  Shut the fuck up.
[08:24:04]  All right.
[08:24:05]  Shut the fuck up.
[08:24:07]  And here, hey, Captain Autism, here.
[08:24:10]  This is the best that you're going to ever get in your life right here.
[08:24:13]  All right.
[08:24:17]  That's the way the world should be.
[08:24:21]  There we go.
[08:24:23]  Hey, you know, take a look at the numbers here.
[08:24:24]  She had this on May 6th, 371.
[08:24:28]  She's got 18.5 cases.
[08:24:34]  Oh, my God.
[08:24:38]  371 views.
[08:24:39]  No, I don't do this song too much, but I've been losing.
[08:24:42]  It looks like gays aren't really fucking loyal to gays unless you're like, yes, betch.
[08:24:49]  Look at me.
[08:24:50]  I'm James Charles Betch.
[08:24:53]  You know, that kind of shit.
[08:24:54]  It's really exciting to be on one part of the live streams.
[08:25:17]  What?
[08:25:18]  You can't live!
[08:25:23]  Look at this bitch!
[08:25:34]  Oh, my God.
[08:25:36]  She's trying to degrade the family.
[08:25:40]  The traditional family.
[08:25:42]  You shouldn't be talking to God.
[08:25:45]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[08:25:48]  Who else is Hitler's?
[08:25:51]  Oh, God.
[08:25:53]  Here we go.
[08:25:53]  Hitler's dick.
[08:25:55]  Why?
[08:25:55]  Wait, I'm drunk.
[08:25:57]  Here's another.
[08:25:57]  Weems belong in a padded cell.

=== NHL Dyke Listen Beatles (07:51) ===

[08:26:01]  All right, dude.
[08:26:01]  I can't keep doing these, dude.
[08:26:03]  All right.
[08:26:03]  It's bad enough that I got to fucking play this one for 10 minutes because some fucking asshole paid $33 fucking dollars.
[08:26:12]  All right, yeah.
[08:26:13]  I mean, what can I do?
[08:26:15]  What can I do?
[08:26:20]  What Billy FU says?
[08:26:24]  I don't know why my dono or my dono said Canadian.
[08:26:28]  Mexicans and liberals tried to use this as an argument to why Texas is turning Mexican.
[08:26:36]  I've been to Texas.
[08:26:38]  I needed someone else to talk to the hotel help for a fucking orange juice because I couldn't speak Spanish.
[08:26:46]  Well, I want to be completely honest.
[08:26:49]  Texas is going to stay red for a long time.
[08:26:52]  We just need the Mexicans for some cheap labor.
[08:26:56]  It is what it is.
[08:26:57]  I'm sorry.
[08:26:58]  Let's just listen to this dyke and keep going.
[08:27:00]  All right.
[08:27:05]  Let's just listen to this dyke.
[08:27:07]  And by the way, I need more beer.
[08:27:14]  What?
[08:27:15]  What now?
[08:27:19]  Gino, what is it, Gino?
[08:27:21]  The earliest NHL hockey game in 2001.
[08:27:25]  I'm not saying it was an NHL.
[08:27:26]  I didn't say it was NHL.
[08:27:28]  All right.
[08:27:29]  I didn't say it was NHL.
[08:27:32]  All right.
[08:27:33]  So to sit here and suggest that, give me a fucking break.
[08:27:37]  All right.
[08:27:37]  It wasn't NHL, you fucking idiot.
[08:27:40]  Fucking Canadian bacon Gino over here trying to fucking sit over here and be like, yeah, we didn't do it.
[08:27:46]  You fucking did it.
[08:27:48]  You fucking did it.
[08:27:49]  And I will never and ever fucking ever fucking forgive you, idiots.
[08:27:55]  Here we go.
[08:28:00]  If anyone has any song requests, please put them in the comments.
[08:28:03]  I got a song request.
[08:28:05]  Kill Captain Autism.
[08:28:07]  I'm just joking.
[08:28:08]  You want to hear?
[08:28:10]  I'm going to put on, do a little Beatles, I think.
[08:28:15]  A couple of covers.
[08:28:16]  Beatles?
[08:28:18]  Fucking Beatles.
[08:28:20]  I'm just getting the cords up.
[08:28:22]  Thanks for joining me, everyone.
[08:28:24]  We're going to get to the music in a hot second.
[08:28:26]  The shitty Beatles.
[08:28:31]  All right, it's time to dance for this song.
[08:28:34]  I thought I already fucking said it.
[08:28:36]  Get another beer.
[08:28:38]  Jesus Christ.
[08:28:41]  Jesus Christ.
[08:28:43]  I like to be under the sea in the Doctor Pussy Garden in the shade.
[08:28:51]  This is torture.
[08:28:52]  This is absolute fucking torture, dude.
[08:28:56]  And look, even my own mod is out of here.
[08:28:58]  He's like, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[08:29:00]  Everybody's leaving.
[08:29:01]  I don't blame you, man.
[08:29:03]  Somebody did this to troll and that's fucking up.
[08:29:09]  They did this to troll, and that's fucked up.
[08:29:13]  I'd like to.
[08:29:14]  I mean seriously, I need, I need another fuckin' uh, I need another fuckin' shot, if I can't, I don't know Where's my shot glass?
[08:29:32]  Here it is right here.
[08:29:33]  Jesus Christ.
[08:29:39]  Jesus Christ.
[08:29:43]  Did she just say pussy?
[08:29:46]  Did she just say puss or pussy or something?
[08:29:49]  I'm going to swear on her shit.
[08:29:52]  Because we know we cannot be dumped.
[08:29:58]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[08:30:01]  All right.
[08:30:01]  We have to listen to this stupid bulldy.
[08:30:04]  All right.
[08:30:05]  Thanks, diversity.
[08:30:06]  And what, what?
[08:30:07]  Now Billy F.U. said, I'll be mod.
[08:30:12]  I'll consider it, dude.
[08:30:13]  I think, you know, maybe.
[08:30:15]  I don't know, man.
[08:30:16]  Whenever I make people mods, it goes out of hand.
[08:30:20]  You know, me and modding, I don't really like modding, dude.
[08:30:23]  It just, it's sad.
[08:30:25]  It's nothing sad.
[08:30:27]  Let me drink.
[08:30:31]  There we go.
[08:30:32]  Ah, yeah.
[08:30:36]  Whoever donated this should be horse whipped.
[08:30:39]  Thank you, Suck Duck, for clack for the diamonds.
[08:30:45]  Wait a minute.
[08:30:45]  We're at 11.
[08:30:46]  All right, good.
[08:30:46]  We're at 11 minutes.
[08:30:48]  We're at 11 minutes.
[08:30:51]  So let's go ahead and stop this shit.
[08:30:54]  Whoever the hell donated this and was anonymous, no shit.
[08:30:57]  You're a fucking troll.
[08:30:59]  And you're a piece of shit.
[08:31:03]  You're a troll and you're a piece of crap.
[08:31:05]  Tell me.
[08:31:09]  I'd like to be.
[08:31:10]  All right, take this off.
[08:31:12]  Look, 11 minutes, 30 seconds.
[08:31:15]  Dude, you know, whoever the fuck donated that, you're a fucking asshole.
[08:31:19]  You know, you were doing it for troll purposes.
[08:31:22]  I know you're laughing your ass off.
[08:31:23]  You made distilling leave.
[08:31:25]  You made like fucking, you know, some of the people that really like the show leave.
[08:31:29]  And I know you think you're so fucking great and so fucking cute.
[08:31:33]  That's great.
[08:31:35]  Anyway, what is this?
[08:31:36]  Noble Savage is next.
[08:31:38]  And he said, even if they take our guns, Americans still have bow and arrows.
[08:31:42]  Let's make a great week, he said.
[08:31:44]  All right, let's take a look at Noble Savage here.
[08:31:47]  And let me see what's going on.
[08:31:49]  What is this?
[08:31:50]  Oh, man.
[08:31:52]  Oh, man.
[08:31:53]  And look, this is hunting, okay?
[08:31:55]  So if you folks take offense to birds and shit being shot from the sky, look away now.
[08:32:03]  This is Noble Savage here.
[08:32:05]  Put the PC shot on.
[08:32:06]  Let's take a look at this.
[08:32:09]  Tim Wells, no fly zone.
[08:32:11]  Archery kills.
[08:32:13]  Even though they are killing animals, I'm to assume that they are eating them, you know?
[08:32:21]  And by the way, that is pretty good, fucking good aim.
[08:32:25]  Look at that.
[08:32:26]  Boom.
[08:32:28]  And are these like bow and arrows where it doesn't like penetrate them?
[08:32:32]  It's just supposed to like knock them out and shit.
[08:32:36]  And then they go get the bird dog to go take.
[08:32:39]  That's kind of interesting, dude.
[08:32:40]  Look at that.
[08:32:42]  Oh, got his head off.
[08:32:48]  Oh, that one stuck, though, right?
[08:32:50]  That one stuck.
[08:32:51]  Yeah.
[08:32:51]  That's very interesting here.
[08:32:57]  I tell you, Pete, I don't like this.
[08:33:01]  But I don't mind people hunting so long as they eat what they hunt.
[08:33:06]  Because that's the natural state of things in this world.
[08:33:11]  so long as they eat what they hunt, you know?
[08:33:19]  Oh, good shot!
[08:33:25]  Damn.
[08:33:28]  And, dude, this is skill here.
[08:33:30]  This is archery.
[08:33:31]  This isn't like a gun and shit at all.
[08:33:34]  Holy shit, ghost.
[08:33:35]  You really need to work on organizing your show.
[08:33:38]  People spamming Donnos over radio graffiti makes everything way less fun for everybody.
[08:33:43]  Please get some sort of schedule going on.
[08:33:46]  If you can turn Dono's off during dateline, you can do this.
[08:33:50]  I don't turn Donos off during dateline.

=== Touchscreen Hunters Food Banks (05:17) ===

[08:33:52]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[08:33:54]  This is the free market, baby.
[08:33:56]  I'm sorry, all right?
[08:33:57]  Jesus Christ.
[08:33:59]  I'm sorry, piss goblin.
[08:34:01]  And what, I'm supposed to take cues from you?
[08:34:03]  You shit talk me all the time.
[08:34:04]  You make fucked up videos about me, you fucking prick.
[08:34:08]  Anyway, play the rest of this, all right?
[08:34:10]  This is archery here.
[08:34:17]  Yeah!
[08:34:22]  As long as you're eating them, that's all I care about, all right?
[08:34:26]  That's literally all I care.
[08:34:27]  If you're just fucking killing them for fun, I hope you burn in hell.
[08:34:31]  All right, because I don't think anything should just be killed for fun, you know?
[08:34:35]  It should be used as a means of nourishing somebody's body, all right?
[08:34:40]  Anyway, let's go ahead and continue here.
[08:34:42]  We've got Hitler's Dick, who's next.
[08:34:45]  Now, I know many of you are probably going to be like, oh my God, I don't want to watch this.
[08:34:49]  I don't want to do this.
[08:34:50]  I don't know what Hitler's Dick's doing, but let's go ahead and take a look at whatever the hell this is.
[08:34:57]  My first, hold on, my first time at a Japanese love motel.
[08:35:01]  What the fuck is this shit?
[08:35:06]  All right, viewer discretion is advised once again.
[08:35:08]  All right.
[08:35:09]  Here it is.
[08:35:10]  Hitler's Dick.
[08:35:12]  Enjoy, folks.
[08:35:13]  Enjoy.
[08:35:14]  I like that.
[08:35:15]  So I'm at a love hotel.
[08:35:16]  A love hotel?
[08:35:20]  Oh, my God.
[08:35:21]  Looks like a fucking garbage hole.
[08:35:25]  Wasn't planned.
[08:35:26]  Just decided to do it tonight.
[08:35:31]  Why are you fucking saying hi to us, you fucking pervert?
[08:35:33]  I had no idea this would be in here.
[08:35:36]  This is a surprise.
[08:35:40]  Is this Dark Blame?
[08:35:42]  Yeah, just there was only one room left on the touchscreen.
[08:35:47]  You pick it with a touchscreen.
[08:35:49]  And I had no idea this stuff was in here.
[08:35:52]  Oh, sure you didn't.
[08:35:55]  Sure you didn't.
[08:35:56]  Like, what the fuck is this thing?
[08:36:00]  And yes, I will be using this.
[08:36:04]  Of course.
[08:36:05]  Oh, yeah, of course.
[08:36:06]  Yeah, you're going to find some fucking geisha or something?
[08:36:09]  Or are you going to get some lady boy?
[08:36:12]  And that, obviously.
[08:36:15]  There's a TV.
[08:36:20]  Yeah, nice little.
[08:36:21]  Oh, my God.
[08:36:22]  That's the fucking fridge.
[08:36:26]  Look at that.
[08:36:27]  You'll pay for everything you'll get here.
[08:36:29]  Kara Oke here.
[08:36:31]  Karaoke?
[08:36:32]  Fucking weirdo Japs.
[08:36:34]  Microwave.
[08:36:34]  Yeah, did you see that fucking area to play karaoke while you're doing bondage?
[08:36:39]  You know, fucking Japs.
[08:36:42]  I got...
[08:36:46]  Stop saying hi to the fucking goddamn mirror, you dick!
[08:36:50]  There's the toilet room.
[08:36:51]  I'm sure that's a heated toilet.
[08:36:54]  A heated toilet?
[08:36:58]  Come on, pause this shit.
[08:36:59]  Jesus Christ.
[08:37:01]  What now?
[08:37:02]  Billy F.U., most trophy hunters you see on TV donate their meat to food banks.
[08:37:08]  That's what should be done.
[08:37:09]  Seriously.
[08:37:10]  Anything killed should be eaten.
[08:37:13]  Alright?
[08:37:13]  Now, not China style, but you know what I'm saying.
[08:37:15]  Like, if you go hunting, the shit should be eaten.
[08:37:19]  All right?
[08:37:20]  Oh, you're not supposed to eat bats and koala bears and all that dumb fucking shit they do in China.
[08:37:26]  Gotta.
[08:37:28]  Ooh.
[08:37:29]  Man, that's a disgusting looking cut that man.
[08:37:32]  That's nice.
[08:37:33]  That looks like AIDS, dude.
[08:37:35]  There's another window.
[08:37:36]  Wait, is that a fucking window?
[08:37:39]  Can people see in here?
[08:37:40]  There's probably like a hidden camera behind there.
[08:37:43]  I should wave at it.
[08:37:45]  Great.
[08:37:45]  What?
[08:37:45]  Do you want to get your fucking ass?
[08:37:47]  Okay, you're flicking it off.
[08:37:48]  Great.
[08:37:49]  Yeah.
[08:37:51]  I would not be a surprise at all if there was like hidden cameras in these.
[08:37:55]  Never been in one of these before, so.
[08:37:57]  Oh, my God.
[08:37:58]  Look at this literal neck beard.
[08:38:00]  Look at this literal neckbeard.
[08:38:03]  If there is, they're going to get quite a show.
[08:38:06]  Check this out.
[08:38:06]  They're going to get quite a show.
[08:38:08]  You're there by yourself.
[08:38:09]  What?
[08:38:09]  Is this guy supposed to like call a prostitute or something?
[08:38:12]  Here, we got ah, no, no way.
[08:38:18]  You can have room service deliver you a fucking dildo in Japan, and you wonder why I say fucking weirdo japs.
[08:38:26]  I don't know why the fucking thing.
[08:38:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[08:38:28]  Come on.
[08:38:31]  And we got a.
[08:38:34]  I mean, dude, dude, I wouldn't eat there.
[08:38:36]  Are you kidding me?
[08:38:38]  Jesus Christ, man.
[08:38:39]  You can probably smell the infection in the air.
[08:38:41]  Oh, look, they're the prostitutes.
[08:38:43]  Porn.
[08:38:44]  Oh, they're porn.
[08:38:45]  I thought there was prostitutes.
[08:38:46]  Billy F.U. said most hog hunters that get paid send the meat to food banks.
[08:38:53]  I know that about hogs, but yeah, man, that's what needs to be done.
[08:38:57]  If you're going to fucking hunt, please eat what you hunt.
[08:39:00]  Don't be an idiot that just kills for the sake of killing.
[08:39:04]  Thank you, Billy F.U., by the way.

=== Samsung Cowboys Galaxy S7 (07:47) ===

[08:39:09]  Yep.
[08:39:10]  Oh, it's got enemy!
[08:39:12]  It's got fucking enemy!
[08:39:14]  Ah, Christ.
[08:39:16]  There's a bunch of them in this area.
[08:39:18]  A ton of them.
[08:39:20]  I'll probably see some of the other ones later, and if I do, I'll show you them.
[08:39:26]  And this is supposed to be a Japanese love hotel, whatever the fuck that means.
[08:39:32]  And hopefully I'll be checking that out sometime, and then I'll show you.
[08:39:35]  But until next time, I got to get to work, if you know what I mean.
[08:39:42]  Ah!
[08:39:44]  Take this fucking guy off, please.
[08:39:46]  I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
[08:39:49]  I mean, why don't some of you fucking people legitimately give me a fucking break, man?
[08:39:54]  Good fucking God.
[08:39:59]  I'm telling you, you get sicker and sicker around here.
[08:40:01]  That's why everybody's leaving for Christ's sake.
[08:40:05]  That's why everybody's fucking leaving for Christ's sake, man.
[08:40:09]  Give me my drink.
[08:40:14]  All right, let me take another fucking hit of the goddamn tetrahydrocannabinol before we move on to something else here on this now-going-on-nine-hour fucking stupid fucking anti-Mother's Day edition show here.
[08:40:37]  All right.
[08:40:38]  All right.
[08:40:39]  I guess we can get back to Radio Graffiti, I guess.
[08:40:41]  All right.
[08:40:43]  What is it, Lone Star?
[08:40:45]  Still going.
[08:40:45]  I am impressed.
[08:40:47]  Maybe you are becoming a machine.
[08:40:49]  See you Tuesday.
[08:40:50]  I am a machine.
[08:40:53]  I am a fucking machine.
[08:40:55]  What are you talking about?
[08:40:57]  Anyway, let's get back to Radio Graffiti here.
[08:41:00]  And once again, it's that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[08:41:04]  All you've got to do is call in 515-604-9052.
[08:41:10]  And then once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key.
[08:41:19]  All right.
[08:41:21]  And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[08:41:25]  What the hell is this?
[08:41:26]  Hold on, what is this?
[08:41:29]  What's your favorite pizza to order from?
[08:41:31]  I don't really.
[08:41:32]  Look, I don't get pizza very often, dude.
[08:41:35]  All right.
[08:41:35]  It's bad for you.
[08:41:37]  All right.
[08:41:37]  It's greasy.
[08:41:38]  It's got a whole bunch of carbohydrates.
[08:41:40]  It's high in fucking like fucked up shitbag sodium because I like pepperonis and shit.
[08:41:46]  So yeah, you know, give me a break.
[08:41:48]  All right.
[08:41:49]  Let's go ahead and get back to Radio Graffiti and see what the fuck we've got going on over here.
[08:41:53]  All right.
[08:41:54]  We don't got too many Radio Graffiti calls.
[08:41:56]  So don't get pissed at me.
[08:41:58]  All right.
[08:41:59]  All right.
[08:42:00]  What is this?
[08:42:00]  We got who the hell?
[08:42:02]  Samsung Radio Graffiti.
[08:42:06]  Oh, yeah, is that the new Samsung Galaxy S7?
[08:42:09]  Yeah, I got it for zero down on ATT Next.
[08:42:12]  Plus, it takes amazing pictures.
[08:42:15]  Don't worry, it's a Water Assistant Samsung Galaxy S7.
[08:42:19]  You can get the new Samsung Galaxy S7 for zero down.
[08:42:23]  What the fuck is this shit?
[08:42:24]  ATT, mobilizing your world.
[08:42:27]  Requires more qualified credit installment agreement and service.
[08:42:29]  Founds due to service canceled.
[08:42:30]  Text is activation or upgrade.
[08:42:31]  I don't know if you're starting to get it.
[08:42:32]  There's a fucking advertisement for a Samsung 7.
[08:42:36]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[08:42:38]  What is it with you guys in this obsession with fucking advertisements?
[08:42:41]  Because I don't get it.
[08:42:44]  I don't fucking get it.
[08:42:45]  Who the hell is this?
[08:42:46]  Let's continue.
[08:42:46]  Who the hell is stupid Italian said at Radio Graffiti?
[08:42:50]  You motherfucking disrespectful cocksucking motherfucker.
[08:42:54]  What is wrong with you?
[08:42:55]  Fuck you, Scotty Ghost, nigga.
[08:42:58]  And I didn't say nigga.
[08:43:03]  What the fuck?
[08:43:06]  That wasn't me, you fucking dick.
[08:43:09]  That was not me.
[08:43:11]  Now you're attributing shit that other people said to me.
[08:43:13]  I didn't ever fucking said that shit.
[08:43:15]  That wasn't even me.
[08:43:18]  Good God, dude.
[08:43:19]  What a bunch of fucking idiots, you know?
[08:43:21]  You fucking goddamn piece of garbage idiots.
[08:43:24]  Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
[08:43:31]  Who the hell is who the hell is this?
[08:43:33]  How about Grant Vaughn, Radio Graffiti?
[08:43:43]  We'll make the crowd voice in the showers at Ram Ranch, Big Heads.
[08:43:49]  Robin Cock wanted to be sucked.
[08:43:52]  18 faked cowboys wanted to be fucked.
[08:43:58]  Cowboys in the showers that Ram Ranch underneath wanted to suck cowboys.
[08:44:03]  You know what?
[08:44:04]  You fucking assholes.
[08:44:09]  You fucking pieces of suckers.
[08:44:15]  18 more wild cowboys out in the yard.
[08:44:22]  Take this shit off.
[08:44:24]  Take it off.
[08:44:24]  Take it off.
[08:44:25]  Fucking musical blasphemy motherfucker fuckers.
[08:44:30]  Ah!
[08:44:31]  Fucking piece of shit.
[08:44:35]  Yeah, yeah, you know what?
[08:44:36]  You know, I'm fucking here.
[08:44:39]  I'm fucking nine hours in for fuck's sake.
[08:44:42]  And you're going to sit over here and musical blaspheme the great Stevie Ray Vaughn with fucking that fucking stupid song Ram Ranch.
[08:44:52]  Oh God.
[08:44:55]  That stupid fucking song, dude.
[08:44:59]  Oh, God.
[08:45:01]  Look, I'm going to tell you a couple more, and I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
[08:45:06]  Dude, do to you, Nintendo, Puto.
[08:45:09]  All right, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[08:45:12]  First of all, you guys were fucking lucky that I even came here on an anti-Mother's Day edition.
[08:45:17]  All right, as you can see, I've been here for nine hours.
[08:45:21]  I should have just taken the fucking shit off.
[08:45:25]  But no, you know, here I am.
[08:45:27]  I think that, hey, Ghost, you got to go out there.
[08:45:28]  You got to go out there for the fans.
[08:45:30]  The fans love you.
[08:45:33]  Little do I know that you don't fucking give a flying fuck about me.
[08:45:38]  You just care about fucking torturing me and fucking making my life a living hell and getting me all pissed off and all that other bullshit.
[08:45:48]  Fucking great.
[08:45:49]  I'm taking a couple more callers.
[08:45:51]  I'm getting out of here, you fucking piece of shit.
[08:45:53]  Who the hell is the hat kid, Radio Graffiti?
[08:45:59]  Boar's Head is bringing a slice of Japan to the deli.
[08:46:03]  Introducing Boar's Head Ichiban Teriyaki Style Chicken.
[08:46:06]  Tender, slow-roasted chicken breast, coated in signature teriyaki glaze, where ginger, garlic, and a hint of brown sugar meet for a flavor that's both sweet and sour.
[08:46:18]  Oh, God.
[08:46:19]  Another ad.
[08:46:20]  Ichiban teriyaki style chicken.
[08:46:22]  The bold flavor of Japan.
[08:46:24]  Now kick this fucking jap ad.
[08:46:28]  What is up with you fucking people in these fucking ads, man?
[08:46:31]  All right, enough.
[08:46:34]  And an ad from Japan, of all places.
[08:46:36]  Jesus Christ.
[08:46:38]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[08:46:43]  Who the fuck else do we have here?
[08:46:45]  How about who the hell is the stompinator, Radio Graffiti?
[08:46:53]  First, I need to get sold out, but this is a whole nother level.
[08:46:56]  All right, good, good.

=== Maid Helper Grabbing Ads (03:07) ===

[08:46:57]  That's why you're still listening after all these hours, you fucking stupid moron.
[08:47:02]  Who else do we got?
[08:47:03]  How about how about Fat Man 1945, Radio Graffiti?
[08:47:09]  Hello?
[08:47:12]  Hey, what up, Fat Man?
[08:47:15]  Hey, ghost, what up, man?
[08:47:18]  How's it going?
[08:47:19]  Nothing much, man.
[08:47:20]  Just chilling, man.
[08:47:21]  Thank you very much for calling in.
[08:47:25]  Yeah, man.
[08:47:25]  It's glad to talk to you.
[08:47:27]  Hey, man, let me tell you, I just got to work the other day.
[08:47:30]  I work at a grocery store.
[08:47:31]  I had my first encounter with a tard.
[08:47:35]  Holy shit.
[08:47:35]  Are you talking about a tard or autism?
[08:47:38]  What are you talking about here?
[08:47:41]  I don't know, but he had a, he was with his mom, and I guess the mom had like a maid helper.
[08:47:47]  And the kid was just like going on going, like, yay, spaghetti.
[08:47:55]  Like, no joke, he fucking said yay, spaghetti.
[08:47:58]  I mean, the reason I say that because it's not untrue.
[08:48:01]  It's the truth.
[08:48:02]  That's what these tards repeat.
[08:48:04]  Yeah, I know.
[08:48:05]  I never thought it was true.
[08:48:07]  And like later on in the day, like, I saw him like grabbing at a co-worker, and I'm like, oh, haha, they're playing around.
[08:48:14]  But then I see the mother and like the maid helper, like, actually grabbing him by the hands and legs and pulling them off the guy.
[08:48:20]  And then I'm just like, oh, shit, this guy's just actually retarded.
[08:48:24]  I mean, that's why I'm sorry.
[08:48:26]  I mean, some of these, you know, autists and some of these tards, you can't have any kind of compassion for them.
[08:48:33]  All right.
[08:48:34]  If they're not cleaning shitters or if they're not cleaning floors, then really what good are they instead of just being yay spaghetti harassers exactly?
[08:48:47]  It was like that one video.
[08:48:49]  I think it was posted on the Go Show or something, but like this kid's completely 250-pound tard, just absolutely punching walls in his ma's home and like the ma freaking out.
[08:49:01]  Just like, I can't put him in an institution because they can't calm him down like mommy can.
[08:49:07]  Oh, God.
[08:49:08]  Oh, my God.
[08:49:09]  You don't even understand how many times I've heard that, but that's that ain't that America.
[08:49:17]  Yeah, it's a shame.
[08:49:19]  Anyway, hey, Fat Man 1945, I appreciate you calling in.
[08:49:23]  You want to give any shout outs to anybody?
[08:49:26]  Shout out to you and the engineer.
[08:49:28]  I know he's not Amber, you know, whatever.
[08:49:30]  Shout out to everybody in the Go Show chat room, you fuckers.
[08:49:34]  It's crazy in there, man.
[08:49:37]  Hey, I'm glad you're a part of it.
[08:49:40]  I'm glad you're a part of the Go Show chat room.
[08:49:44]  It is badass in there, and I'm glad you're a part of it.
[08:49:48]  Hey, ghost, it's fucking 7:20 in the morning, dude.
[08:49:52]  I'm chilling with you.
[08:49:53]  Fucking God bless, man.
[08:49:55]  You're a fucking machine, bro.
[08:49:56]  Hey, thank you very much.
[08:49:58]  Did you hear what Noble Savage just said?
[08:50:00]  I'm a machine.

=== Reefer Graffiti Bow Kid (03:03) ===

[08:50:05]  You're goddamn right.
[08:50:06]  All right.
[08:50:07]  Who else do we have?
[08:50:08]  And thank you there, Noble Savage.
[08:50:10]  I appreciate it.
[08:50:12]  Who the hell is this?
[08:50:13]  Wait, what the fuck is this?
[08:50:14]  Geico Insurance Radio Graffiti?
[08:50:18]  Geico presents sharing over sharing.
[08:50:22]  This week, Claire Dippin's a princess nickname generator.
[08:50:25]  Three pictures of your dog wearing a t-shirt and two online quizzes, including what Tandy is your dream castle data, Claire.
[08:50:31]  You're sharing his sugar scale and turned into.
[08:50:35]  Shut up with the fucking ad.
[08:50:37]  I didn't mean to call Fat Man Noble Savage.
[08:50:39]  My apologies.
[08:50:40]  I'm just, you know, I'm multitasking and I'm drinking.
[08:50:45]  And how many fucking beers have I had?
[08:50:47]  Fucking two, four, six, eight, ten.
[08:50:50]  I've already had a whole bunch of shots and shit.
[08:50:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[08:50:54]  So please excuse the fuck out of me.
[08:50:57]  All right.
[08:50:58]  All right.
[08:50:59]  Who the hell else do we got?
[08:51:00]  Who the fuck is tonight's sponsor, Radio Graffiti?
[08:51:06]  Kyle, it's unstoppable.
[08:51:08]  It can go on the floor, the walls, into nooks and crannies.
[08:51:15]  It can go everywhere.
[08:51:17]  The Home Depot has Kyle's latest trends and spectrums.
[08:51:21]  From classic to unexpected, small, and unexpectedly low price.
[08:51:27]  Kyle, see where it can take you.
[08:51:29]  It has the amber woodland tile starting at 189 square foot.
[08:51:34]  Get the fucking Home Depot shit out of here.
[08:51:39]  I mean, for fuck's sake, dude.
[08:51:41]  I mean, seriously, I mean, I'm tired here.
[08:51:44]  All right.
[08:51:45]  I don't even know if there's any calls for Christ's sake.
[08:51:47]  Look at it.
[08:51:47]  There's like fucking two people, three people on the fucking horn.
[08:51:51]  All right, let me get my drink of beer.
[08:51:53]  Let me smoke some damn reefer and we'll get a couple more in here.
[08:51:56]  All right?
[08:51:59]  Ah!
[08:52:02]  Give me another fucking hit of reefer up in here.
[08:52:05]  Jesus Christ, please excuse me, dude.
[08:52:13]  I'm just trying to fucking, you know, I'm just trying to live good here.
[08:52:16]  I'm just trying to live my best life to, quote, only use me blade, baby.
[08:52:22]  Who the hell is the Bow Kid Radio Graffiti?
[08:52:31]  The Bow Kid Radio Graffiti.
[08:53:00]  Jesus Christ.

=== Sellout Stupid Anime (04:32) ===

[08:53:08]  All right, take this shit off.
[08:53:11]  Take the shit off.
[08:53:12]  All right, great.
[08:53:14]  You're trying to throw me some stupid damn anime crap.
[08:53:17]  Yay, spaghetti.
[08:53:19]  All right.
[08:53:20]  Yay.
[08:53:23]  All right.
[08:53:23]  Do we have any more radio graffiti calls here?
[08:53:26]  Who the fuck do we have here?
[08:53:27]  How about who the hell is Westcom Credit Union Radio Graffiti?
[08:53:37]  Hey, what the?
[08:53:39]  Did you know your bank may be charging you as much as $4.50 every time you use an out-of-network ATM?
[08:53:45]  Which means you're 100% guaranteed to lose money with each withdrawal.
[08:53:49]  You'd have better luck with a slot machine.
[08:53:53]  But with Wescom, you get access to 30,000 C Street 8.
[08:54:00]  All right, all right, all right.
[08:54:03]  Enough of the fucking ads.
[08:54:07]  You fucks.
[08:54:10]  Who the hell is State 66 Radio Graffiti?
[08:54:15]  Type Cap to ban Captain Desi.
[08:54:18]  No ad here, Ghost.
[08:54:19]  Just me.
[08:54:20]  Oh, great.
[08:54:21]  All right.
[08:54:21]  Now, what the f listen.
[08:54:22]  What the fuck were you just saying to me before I clicked you off the last time, you fucking limey piece of shit?
[08:54:29]  I was just calling you a sellout.
[08:54:30]  I mean, back in 2012, 2013, people called you a sellout.
[08:54:35]  And I thought maybe they were a bit harsh.
[08:54:37]  But nowadays, seeing the way you act online, you're constantly playing adverts.
[08:54:43]  And they're clearly adverts.
[08:54:45]  The names suggest it.
[08:54:47]  And then you play them, and you act surprised.
[08:54:49]  You're just a seller.
[08:54:51]  You're trying to claim...
[08:54:53]  Hold on, you fucking stupid, limy shithead.
[08:54:55]  Are you trying to claim that the fucking ads that these stupid trolls are playing, that I'm somehow allowing it to play and I'm getting paid by this shit?
[08:55:03]  Is that what you're fucking alluded to, you fucking shithead?
[08:55:07]  That last one was called Something Credit Union.
[08:55:10]  It was clearly going to be an ad.
[08:55:12]  I knew it was going to be an ad when you read the name out, and then it was an ad.
[08:55:15]  And the same with the Home Depot one earlier.
[08:55:18]  They're all that.
[08:55:20]  That's what the fucking trolls do.
[08:55:21]  You think that I have some kind of nefarious type of situation where I'm inserting ads and I'm getting paid?
[08:55:28]  Are you fucking, are you high?
[08:55:30]  You actually believe this shit?
[08:55:32]  100%.
[08:55:33]  100%.
[08:55:34]  That's the only reason you keep the ghost show going is because you are selling out.
[08:55:39]  You sell out to all these companies and you put these adverts in the show yourself.
[08:55:44]  They're not even callers.
[08:55:46]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[08:55:48]  You're a fucking piece of shit for even accepting that in the brains of the people that are listening to my broadcast, you fucking limey shithead.
[08:55:56]  You understand that?
[08:55:57]  I am not a...
[08:55:58]  Shut up!
[08:55:59]  Shut the fuck up!
[08:56:01]  I'm not a sellout, you fucking shithead!
[08:56:04]  I'm not a sellout!
[08:56:05]  So don't you ever call me that!
[08:56:08]  You fucking Prince Charles cocksucker!
[08:56:11]  Don't you ever call me that!
[08:56:14]  Time to sell out to call ghosts a sellout.
[08:56:16]  Alright, you know what?
[08:56:17]  Fuck it.
[08:56:17]  Get this shit out of here.
[08:56:19]  Alright, we're ending this shit.
[08:56:21]  You want to call me a sellout?
[08:56:22]  You fucking piece of shit?
[08:56:24]  I do this show for the people.
[08:56:27]  I do this show for the fucking people.
[08:56:30]  For the fans, for the people that care about this shit.
[08:56:34]  How fucking dare you fucking assholes call me a sellout?
[08:56:38]  Thinking that I'm playing these ads because I'm getting paid.
[08:56:41]  You fucks.
[08:56:42]  You swine.
[08:56:44]  You pieces of shit.
[08:56:45]  I'm ending this shit.
[08:56:46]  Goodbye.
[08:56:47]  Yeah, you're goddamn right.
[08:56:48]  Goodbye.
[08:56:49]  I'm a fucking sellout.
[08:56:50]  Huh?
[08:56:50]  Huh?
[08:56:51]  I'm a fucking sellout, you fucking piece of shit.
[08:56:53]  Is that what you fucking people think of this Jedro?
[08:56:56]  Huh?
[08:56:56]  Is that what you fuckers think?
[08:57:00]  Take the fucking graphic off of radio fucking graffiti.
[08:57:03]  Is that what you fucking?
[08:57:05]  You think I'm a sellout?
[08:57:07]  You fucking pieces of fucking goddamn backstabbing shit.
[08:57:14]  Fucking piece of shit.
[08:57:18]  You think I'm a fucking sellout?
[08:57:20]  Huh?
[08:57:20]  You think I'm a fucking sellout?
[08:57:22]  Will a sellout do this?
[08:57:24]  Huh?
[08:57:24]  Will a sellout do this?
[08:57:26]  Huh?
[08:57:27]  You fucking piece of shit.
[08:57:28]  What a sellout is, you fuck.
[08:57:31]  What?
[08:57:32]  Yes.
[08:57:33]  Yet, you fucking piece of shit.
[08:57:35]  Fuck you.
[08:57:37]  Fuck you!
[08:57:41]  Oh