True Capitalist Radio - 153P1 ia
Aired: 2023-07-21
Duration: 03:44:20


=== Pausing Donations For Now (03:41) ===

[00:01:19]  What's going on, man?
[00:01:23]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:25]  It's another edition of The Ghost Show.
[00:01:28]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:34]  And I want to remind everybody, this is episode 153, episode 153, for all the folks that are keeping track of The Ghost Show.
[00:01:45]  Cheers to you.
[00:01:47]  I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody, you know, let them all know that the Ghost Show is in effect and in the house.
[00:01:59]  You know what time it is.
[00:02:01]  While everyone is in quarantine, Washington, D.C. has got a coronavirus cash grab.
[00:02:09]  That's what's happening in Washington, D.C. Coronavirus cash grab.
[00:02:14]  And that's what I've been saying this was all along, folks.
[00:02:18]  Didn't ghost tell you?
[00:02:20]  Didn't ghost tell you the first time?
[00:02:23]  Coronavirus cash grab in Washington, D.C. Everybody's got pennies now.
[00:02:31]  A measly $1,200 for folks that are making under $75,000 a year.
[00:02:38]  Oh my God.
[00:02:40]  This should prove that the criminal organization Washington, D.C., could give a rat's ass about any one of us.
[00:02:48]  About any one of us.
[00:02:50]  All right, take the damn music out, Engineer.
[00:02:53]  Take the music.
[00:02:54]  Thank you all very much, folks.
[00:02:56]  And I want to thank you for tuning in.
[00:02:58]  Now, I want to remind everybody, what's up to the boy Jake with a Ninja Geenie?
[00:03:02]  What's going on right off the bat?
[00:03:03]  Now, what I'm going to tell everybody right now is we are pausing donations right now, folks, okay?
[00:03:08]  Within the first hour, we are pausing donations.
[00:03:12]  So do not make any donations.
[00:03:13]  And believe it or not, we've already got two $20, $20 that came in before the show, about six hours before the show.
[00:03:22]  Okay.
[00:03:22]  And we're going to, Andrew, we're going to get you.
[00:03:24]  Anonymous 885, we're going to get you.
[00:03:27]  But we are now pausing the donations for the first hour because we want to get to the crux of the matter here.
[00:03:34]  We want everybody to know a little bit of insight about what's going on in the world.
[00:03:38]  And what we're going to do right now is talk about that, folks.
[00:03:40]  But make sure to spread this show around the internet.
[00:03:43]  This is episode 153 of The Go Show.
[00:03:47]  And if you haven't already known, folks, all right, it is now stimulus checks that are going to be in your bank account.
[00:03:56]  And of course, for those that don't know, the Congress finally came to some sort of an agreement, $2 trillion from Congress, and you add that to the $4 trillion that is currently being dispensed out by the Federal Reserve.
[00:04:10]  $6 trillion, folks.
[00:04:12]  And guess what?
[00:04:14]  Every American citizen that makes under $75,000 a year, under $75,000 a year is going to get $1,200.
[00:04:24]  And how are you going to get that, folks?
[00:04:25]  Well, first of all, you have to have filed your taxes for 2019.
[00:04:30]  That's the only way you're going to get the $1,200 is if you filed your taxes for 2019 and the IRS is going to dispense that money.
[00:04:40]  How do you like that?
[00:04:42]  How do you like a little bit of that?
[00:04:44]  So if you want your $1,200 measly dollars, you're going to have to get it from the IRS itself.
[00:04:51]  And that means that you're going to have to have filed a tax return within 2019 to justify you being doled out this $1,200.

=== The Coronavirus Cash Grab (15:11) ===

[00:05:01]  All right.
[00:05:01]  I'm not even joking around, folks.
[00:05:03]  And once again, we're getting diamonds from Gears Fan for the World.
[00:05:06]  Mike Hunt.
[00:05:07]  Yeah, real funny.
[00:05:08]  Got a diamond.
[00:05:09]  Brooke412 got the diamond.
[00:05:11]  Now, once again, folks, what did I always tell you about this coronavirus?
[00:05:15]  It's not about your well-being or my well-being.
[00:05:18]  It's about a cash grab.
[00:05:21]  All right.
[00:05:21]  As soon as people and states started throwing themselves into states of emergency and states of disaster, once they started declaring this, this should underscore how much of a cash grab this actually is.
[00:05:35]  Okay.
[00:05:36]  Well, what did I tell you right when states started filing that they're under a state of emergency, a state of disaster, that requires the federal government to dispense funds, all right, in the hundreds of millions of dollars to states.
[00:05:51]  So right off the bat, any state that had a few cases of coronavirus miraculously declared themselves some kind of a state of emergency or state of disaster.
[00:06:02]  On top of that, folks, okay, now you've got these Democrats that are, and I'm talking about Democrat-dominated states, states with Democrat governors.
[00:06:13]  Now you've got them trying to pile on to the president in hopes of trying to demoralize him or jeopardize him politically by going out and doing these daily fucking routines of I have to give everybody the state of New York like this fucking Cuomo asshole.
[00:06:33]  Okay, let me tell you something.
[00:06:34]  Cuomo, you are a piece of trash, first and foremost, okay?
[00:06:40]  I mean, now all of a sudden you care about the coronavirus now that it's afflicting your state in the capacity and the numbers that it is.
[00:06:49]  And now he's putting his ugly, disgusting mug on the TV every single day.
[00:06:54]  And all he is doing is pissing and moaning.
[00:06:58]  That's all Cuomo is doing, pissing and moaning.
[00:07:01]  And the reason I bring up Cuomo, folks, is because, believe it or not, Andrew Cuomo is actually being considered right now as the DNC potential brokered brokered convention that they're going to nominate for the presidency.
[00:07:20]  They're going to nominate them.
[00:07:21]  Look, check this out.
[00:07:22]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:07:23]  This is out of Newsday here.
[00:07:25]  Okay.
[00:07:25]  Hold on.
[00:07:26]  We got to fucking click off all this.
[00:07:27]  Put the PC shot on, everybody.
[00:07:29]  Put the PC.
[00:07:30]  Here it is.
[00:07:31]  DNC should go with Cuomo for president.
[00:07:34]  Can you believe this?
[00:07:36]  And the only reason that they're even considering this is because Cuomo is putting his ugly mug on the television.
[00:07:41]  You've got national media covering his ridiculous banterings because that's all they are.
[00:07:47]  I mean, New York, let's be honest, folks, especially when it's got Wall Street, it's got, you know, major network corporations placing its headquarters in New York.
[00:07:59]  They're collecting a lot of taxes.
[00:08:01]  Okay.
[00:08:02]  And where did those taxes go?
[00:08:05]  What happened to the tremendous amount of money that New York State makes as a state income tax?
[00:08:11]  I don't understand how you can sit here and legitimize Cuomo as a potential presidential candidate for the DNC when he can't even run his fucking subterranean shithole of a state.
[00:08:24]  Okay.
[00:08:25]  Remember, lest we forget that this was the same guy, Cuomo, that was trying to tout his hand cleanser, hand sanitizer, whatever the case might be.
[00:08:40]  Y'all remember that shit here?
[00:08:41]  Just in case y'all forgot, I'm going to go ahead and put on a clip.
[00:08:45]  This was before Cuomo started taking this coronavirus seriously in his state and decided to make a big joke.
[00:08:51]  I don't know if this was a joke or whatever the hell it was, but do y'all remember that press conference when he came out and started peddling New York State's hand sanitizer that was made by prisoners?
[00:09:03]  I mean, this is what the Democrats, this is what the leftists, this is what the communists and socialists want.
[00:09:09]  I mean, this is how they want to manufacture products.
[00:09:12]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:09:13]  Here's Cuomo once again talking about his hand sanitizer.
[00:09:18]  I'm not even joking.
[00:09:20]  Take a listen to this.
[00:09:25]  We are introducing New York State clean hand sanitizer made conveniently by the state of New York.
[00:09:40]  This is a superior product to products now.
[00:09:45]  Can you believe this scumbag?
[00:09:47]  The World Health Organization, CDC, all those people suggest 60% alcohol content, Purel.
[00:09:58]  Man, this guy looks more out of it than Joe Biden.
[00:10:01]  State clean.
[00:10:03]  70% alcohol.
[00:10:04]  This is 75% alcohol.
[00:10:08]  This is who the DNC is considering as a potential presidential nominee.
[00:10:14]  It has a very nice.
[00:10:19]  I mean, pause this shit.
[00:10:21]  Look at this.
[00:10:22]  I mean, he's almost taking it as a joke.
[00:10:24]  I just paused it right there.
[00:10:26]  Take a look at the smile on his face.
[00:10:28]  Okay.
[00:10:29]  This happened on March 9th.
[00:10:31]  Okay.
[00:10:31]  This is how serious Cuomo was taking the coronavirus.
[00:10:35]  He was trying to peddle his state fucking, I don't know, what do you call this?
[00:10:40]  A state-produced product?
[00:10:42]  Because this product was produced by prisoners.
[00:10:45]  I mean, for all you leftists out there that are always talking about prisoners' rights, where the hell are the prisoners' rights when they're forced to make hand sanitizer that they're not getting any kind of residual for, maybe, I don't know, 20 cents an hour in their commissary.
[00:11:01]  And this idiot, look at the fucking smirk on his face.
[00:11:04]  I just paused it right there.
[00:11:05]  Look at this.
[00:11:06]  Look at this.
[00:11:07]  Slave labor is what this is, folks.
[00:11:09]  This guy, and this is what the Democrats want.
[00:11:12]  This is what Bernie Sanders wants.
[00:11:14]  This is what AOC wants.
[00:11:16]  This is what the socialists and communists want.
[00:11:19]  They want slave labor.
[00:11:21]  I mean, look at the smirk on this guy's face.
[00:11:24]  And the Democrats are actually considering him to be the nominee as opposed to Joe Biden.
[00:11:29]  And look, if y'all haven't seen Joe Biden here recently, I mean, it sounds like he's losing his mind.
[00:11:36]  I don't know if y'all saw that.
[00:11:38]  I don't know if we're going to put this up yet, but Joe Biden sounds like a complete geriatric, losing his mind, dementia-ridden piece of fucking trash.
[00:11:49]  But this is who the DNC is thinking about, folks.
[00:11:52]  This is who they're thinking about considering as their presidential nominee.
[00:11:57]  And I want to say, what's up to these guys that are throwing diamonds, Kans Abuser?
[00:12:01]  And he's saying that we're experiencing buffering issues at the moment.
[00:12:05]  My apologies, man.
[00:12:06]  That's what's happening.
[00:12:07]  Everybody is quarantined.
[00:12:08]  Did you know that a quarter of the world is under lockdown right now?
[00:12:13]  A quarter of the world is under lockdown right now.
[00:12:16]  And what do you think they're doing?
[00:12:17]  They're getting on the internets, for Christ's sake.
[00:12:20]  Anyway, what's up to Cannes Abuser Mike Hunt with another diamond?
[00:12:26]  We got Koshi Kans abuser with another diamond.
[00:12:29]  ST Mike the meme genie, who said Grade A Yankee cringe.
[00:12:33]  Well, here, play a little bit more of this.
[00:12:35]  And I want to continue to talk about Cuomo because they're actually bolstering this sick maniac as some kind of a presidential candidate for the Democrats.
[00:12:44]  All right.
[00:12:45]  Play the rest of this.
[00:12:46]  Remember, this was on March 9th.
[00:12:48]  Take a look at this.
[00:12:48]  March 9th, 2020, before all of a sudden New York became the epicenter of the coronavirus.
[00:12:56]  I mean, we have been notified today that half the cases of the United States coronavirus infections is coming from this scumbag state.
[00:13:06]  Let me repeat that one Moe again.
[00:13:08]  All right.
[00:13:09]  Half of the coronavirus infections in the United States is coming from this scumbag state.
[00:13:15]  Now, once again, March 8th, he was smiling and touting his little hand sanitizer and all this other bullshit.
[00:13:22]  Play this little I detective, lilac, hydrangea, tulips.
[00:13:30]  What does it smell like to you?
[00:13:31]  Tulips, yes.
[00:13:33]  Flora bouquet, making it in the state of New York.
[00:13:37]  Look at this scumbag.
[00:13:39]  Actually, is making it for the state.
[00:13:42]  We'll be providing this to governmental agencies, schools, the MTA, prisons, etc.
[00:13:50]  Because you can't get it on the market.
[00:13:53]  And when you get it, it's very, very expensive.
[00:13:56]  The also to Purel and Mr. Amazon and Mr. eBay: if you continue the price gouging, we will introduce our product, which is superior to the business.
[00:14:07]  Who the fuck gives a shit?
[00:14:08]  Look at it.
[00:14:09]  He's threatening private business.
[00:14:12]  He's threatening private business by peddling his slave labor hand sanitizer.
[00:14:18]  You can't make this shit up.
[00:14:20]  You cannot make this shit up.
[00:14:22]  Yet, the reason I bring up Cuomo is because every day he's having himself a press conference, and for whatever reason, you've got national media covering it for Christ's sake.
[00:14:32]  I have no idea why.
[00:14:33]  And every time they cover him, all he's doing is bitching and moaning.
[00:14:39]  That's all he does.
[00:14:40]  He's not providing any solutions.
[00:14:42]  He's not providing any leadership.
[00:14:44]  All he's doing is pissing and moaning.
[00:14:47]  And lest we forget, if the Democrats want to make this guy the Democrat nominee for president, all the Trump administration has to do is continuously put this next clip up and run it in every goddamn big market in every damn state that's borderline, Democrat, borderline, Republican.
[00:15:07]  This is the only thing you need to air when it comes to Cuomo.
[00:15:10]  All right.
[00:15:10]  Everybody remember this?
[00:15:12]  All right.
[00:15:12]  Remember when Cuomo said, well, I'm not going to say it.
[00:15:16]  Why don't you let him say it?
[00:15:17]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:15:18]  Listen to this.
[00:15:19]  We're not going to make America great again.
[00:15:22]  It was never that great.
[00:15:25]  Did y'all hear that?
[00:15:26]  Did y'all hear that right there?
[00:15:28]  This is the governor of New York.
[00:15:31]  Did you hear that?
[00:15:32]  Let me let you listen to that one Mo again.
[00:15:34]  Play it.
[00:15:35]  We're not going to make America great again.
[00:15:38]  It was never that great.
[00:15:41]  It was never that great.
[00:15:43]  We have not.
[00:15:44]  I mean, can you believe this scumbag and the Democrats are considering dumping Biden, this geriatric, senile old fart, for this piece of trash?
[00:15:54]  For this piece of trash.
[00:15:56]  I'm not joking around.
[00:15:57]  This is all the Trump administration needs to air in every market and repeat that shit over and over again.
[00:16:04]  And I can tell you.
[00:16:05]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:16:06]  Pause it, pause it, pause it.
[00:16:07]  I'm going to be honest with you folks.
[00:16:09]  I think that the kind of leadership that New York has with Cuomo as the governor and this communist de Blasio as the mayor, I think that you're reaping the whirlwind.
[00:16:20]  And I don't think it's a coincidence that, what is it, almost 60% now of the infections of coronavirus in the United States is coming from this stupid shithole.
[00:16:31]  I'm sorry.
[00:16:32]  I'm sorry, but you get the leadership you deserve.
[00:16:36]  And that's why you folks in New York are being afflicted with this major pandemic.
[00:16:40]  I'm just saying.
[00:16:41]  And not to mention, it's not just New York.
[00:16:43]  It's also California.
[00:16:45]  It's also the state of California.
[00:16:47]  It's also the state of Washington.
[00:16:49]  These Democrat-run states are the ones that are being majorly afflicted with this coronavirus.
[00:16:55]  And let's be honest, it's because they're shitholes.
[00:16:58]  They allow homelessness in the street.
[00:17:00]  They allow people to defecate and urinate in the middle of the street.
[00:17:05]  I mean, in New York's case, they just dump their trash on the sidewalk.
[00:17:10]  Have you ever been to New York for Christ's sake?
[00:17:12]  They just dump their trash on the sidewalk, open fucking sewer rats, just walking all over the place.
[00:17:18]  The rats in New York have evolved to carry, you know, fucking slices of pizza on their back and take it to their mouse holes.
[00:17:25]  I mean, this is how disgusting, filthy of a subterranean shithole New York is.
[00:17:31]  And look, I'm just telling you, New Yorkers, as it is.
[00:17:34]  You folks nominate, you elected these scumbags, and now you have to live with these scumbags.
[00:17:41]  All right.
[00:17:41]  Cuomo is not doing anything.
[00:17:43]  All he's doing is pissing and moaning every time that he comes up to the damn podium on these daily press conferences that he's giving for coronavirus.
[00:17:53]  You reap what you sow.
[00:17:54]  And by the way, you Democrats, you want to nominate this scumbag as the presidential candidate.
[00:18:00]  All we're going to do is keep running this.
[00:18:02]  We're not going to make America great again.
[00:18:06]  It was ever that great.
[00:18:10]  Yeah, it was never that great.
[00:18:13]  It was never that great.
[00:18:14]  Get this fucking scumbag out of here.
[00:18:17]  All right.
[00:18:18]  I'm just saying, folks, if you've never been to New York, as soon as you get off the plane, the dramatic whiff of just filth and trash, puke, piss, crap just engulfs your nostrils.
[00:18:34]  And we're wondering why that, you know, New York has almost 60% of the goddamn coronavirus infections in this country.
[00:18:42]  And we're wondering why, you know, California is having its influx of all kinds of corona.
[00:18:50]  These are filthy places.
[00:18:52]  These are filthy places.
[00:18:54]  And I don't think it's a coincidence.
[00:18:56]  I'm sorry.
[00:18:57]  I'm sorry.
[00:18:59]  I don't think it's a coincidence that this is happening in these areas.
[00:19:03]  Okay.
[00:19:04]  Now, aside from that, okay, Cuomo has the audacity, this scum.
[00:19:09]  And the only reason I'm going off on Cuomo is because this guy thinks that, you know, he's some kind of fucking virtue signaling.
[00:19:18]  I don't know, some kind of virtue signaling piece of shit.
[00:19:21]  He thinks that just because he has the captivation of the national media with his stupid two-bit fucking news conferences, that he thinks that this is being effective to the electorate out here.
[00:19:33]  All you're doing is pissing and moaning.
[00:19:36]  Take a look at this, okay?
[00:19:38]  The Congress, and we're going to talk about the cash grab that the Congress has done, but Cuomo is now pissing and moaning now that the Senate's $2 trillion coronavirus bill would be terrible for New York.
[00:19:52]  It would be terrible for New York.
[00:19:54]  Well, what do you expect, Cuomo?
[00:19:57]  What do you expect things to be?
[00:19:59]  You see, you have to understand, you're in charge of a small country.
[00:20:04]  And what I mean by a small country, New York generates the amount of revenue as many countries around the world.

=== Congress Screws Small Business (15:17) ===

[00:20:12]  So you have a lot of state income coming in that as at your disposal if you were some kind of a fucking leader and dispensed it properly.
[00:20:21]  You have not done so.
[00:20:23]  Okay, you have not done so.
[00:20:25]  And for you to get on your high horse every goddamn day talking your stupid garbage about, ha, well, today in coronavirus news, you know, more people died in New York today.
[00:20:37]  And, you know, we're the epicenter.
[00:20:38]  And that's all this idiot is talking about.
[00:20:41]  Okay.
[00:20:42]  That's all this idiot is talking about.
[00:20:43]  So I hope that you all know that this guy's fucking Cuomo is a piece of trash.
[00:20:48]  He hates America just like de Blasio.
[00:20:51]  And as far as I'm concerned, New York, you get what you deserve, folks.
[00:20:55]  I'm sorry.
[00:20:56]  You all wanted leftist at state and municipal level.
[00:21:00]  Well, you're dealing with leftist at the state and municipal level.
[00:21:03]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:21:05]  All right.
[00:21:05]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:21:07]  You're going to deal with it.
[00:21:08]  You deal with it.
[00:21:10]  Now, as it relates to this stimulus package, folks, that are now is going to be dispensed.
[00:21:14]  I think that the people that got the worst screwed out of the stimulus package were the workers that were forced to go back indoors and quarantine themselves.
[00:21:25]  The businesses that were forced to close down because of this whole coronavirus nonsense.
[00:21:31]  These folks got screwed.
[00:21:34]  Because if you read the $2 trillion bill, there's money going all over the place, folks.
[00:21:39]  And that's why I told you it was a cash grab.
[00:21:42]  These fucking idiots in Washington, D.C. don't care about America.
[00:21:46]  All right.
[00:21:46]  Let's be honest.
[00:21:47]  If you take a look at this $2 trillion bill, we've got $30 million of it going to the Kennedy Center.
[00:21:56]  I mean, somehow, some way, in the midst of this so-called pandemic and in the midst of a stimulus that needs to rejuvenate an economy that was just literally shut down, this is the Democrats' amendment, folks, that $30 million needs to go to the Kennedy Center.
[00:22:15]  So that's where $30 million went.
[00:22:18]  Now, folks, believe it or not, out of this $2 trillion, $300 million, $300 million went for caring about immigrants who come into this country.
[00:22:31]  All right, $300 million for immigrants.
[00:22:33]  Here, let me see if I could get you an article about that because some people are like, no way, ghosts, that's not what happened.
[00:22:39]  There's no way.
[00:22:41]  All right.
[00:22:42]  All right.
[00:22:43]  Y'all just go ahead and believe that.
[00:22:45]  But this is our folks in Washington, D.C. that are supposed to be on our side for Christ's sake.
[00:22:51]  Here it is right here.
[00:22:53]  Here it is right here.
[00:22:54]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:22:55]  Hold on.
[00:22:55]  Take this shit off.
[00:22:56]  Take the shit of the advertisement.
[00:22:58]  Take the ad off.
[00:23:00]  Son of a bitch.
[00:23:00]  All right, here it is.
[00:23:02]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:23:03]  Senate coronavirus bill relief includes $350 million in funding to assist migrants and refugees.
[00:23:10]  Does everybody see that?
[00:23:12]  This is out of the Washington Examiner right here.
[00:23:14]  Senate coronavirus bill relief includes $350 million in funding to assist migrants and refugees, folks.
[00:23:23]  Okay.
[00:23:23]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:23:25]  This is what the Senate and Congress or the Senate and the House have done.
[00:23:29]  This is a complete and utter cash grab.
[00:23:32]  I mean, just this bill alone should show you all that the damn Washington, D.C. doesn't give a shit about you, doesn't give a shit about me, doesn't give a shit about your family.
[00:23:44]  They care more about, oh, my refugees.
[00:23:47]  Look at this.
[00:23:48]  We need $350 million to fund the assistance of migrants and refugees.
[00:23:54]  I mean, do you understand, folks, what's going on here?
[00:23:57]  All right.
[00:23:58]  If this was such a pandemic, why?
[00:24:01]  Why is the Congress doing this?
[00:24:04]  Why is the Congress doing this?
[00:24:06]  If supposedly this was supposed to help the American people, it's just, it's a disgrace.
[00:24:13]  It's an utter disgrace what this fucking so-called Washington, D.C. has supposedly done to us.
[00:24:19]  And like I said, all of you folks that make under $75,000 a year, you're going to get a $1,200 check.
[00:24:26]  And how are you going to get it?
[00:24:27]  It's going to be dispensed by the fucking IRS.
[00:24:31]  Okay, so you're going to have to go through the IRS to get your $1,200 stimulus check.
[00:24:35]  And if you happen to have children, you're going to be able to have $600 per child.
[00:24:40]  So this is going to reward all the dirty dishrag slut whores that shitted out about five or six kids and that are already collecting massive amounts of entitlements anyway.
[00:24:50]  I mean, this is a joke.
[00:24:53]  This stimulus package is a fucking joke.
[00:24:56]  And I can't believe that this is our Washington, D.C. government that is supposed to care, that is supposed to care about the American people.
[00:25:07]  Oh my fucking God.
[00:25:09]  I mean, I can't, I can't, I can't fucking, I'm just so pissed off.
[00:25:14]  I can't believe it.
[00:25:15]  But you know what?
[00:25:17]  Since all of you folks are like, well, what else is in it?
[00:25:19]  I'm looking at the chat room right now.
[00:25:21]  What else is in the stimulus package, ghost?
[00:25:24]  Well, let's read it all together, shall we?
[00:25:26]  Once again, $2 trillion.
[00:25:28]  Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[00:25:30]  All right.
[00:25:31]  This is going to give a one-time direct payment of up to $1,200 for individuals and $2,400 for couples with $500.
[00:25:39]  I read $600 elsewhere, but $500 for every child based on 2019 tax returns for those who filed them and 2018 information if they have not.
[00:25:51]  The benefits should start to phase out above $75,000 income for individuals and $150,000 for couples, okay?
[00:26:00]  So what that means is if you happen to be making over $75,000 as an individual or $150,000 as a couple, you ain't getting shit.
[00:26:08]  All right.
[00:26:09]  That's all there is to it.
[00:26:10]  Anyway, boost to unemployment insurance.
[00:26:13]  Okay.
[00:26:13]  It's going to add another $600 per week for up to four months on top of what unemployment beneficiaries normally receive.
[00:26:23]  So what a good time to be on unemployment, boy.
[00:26:27]  I mean, just imagine these losers that go out here.
[00:26:30]  I know the unemployment game.
[00:26:31]  Okay.
[00:26:32]  I'm a business owner.
[00:26:33]  I have these fucking losers that come up to my businesses all the time.
[00:26:37]  Are you all hiring?
[00:26:39]  No, we're not hiring.
[00:26:40]  Well, can you please sign this and tell the state that I actually came to your business and I asked you if you were hiring, you're not hiring.
[00:26:48]  Can you sign this so I can continue to get unemployment insurance?
[00:26:53]  That's the fucking game of these scumbags.
[00:26:56]  That's the fucking game, okay?
[00:26:58]  So on top, on top of whatever the unemployment insurance is, you can add another $600 per week.
[00:27:06]  Oh, isn't that great?
[00:27:07]  That's fucking great, isn't it?
[00:27:09]  Oh, Christ.
[00:27:10]  Here it is.
[00:27:10]  It creates a $500 billion pool of taxpayer money to make loans.
[00:27:16]  Oh, now we're in the loan business.
[00:27:20]  Now all of a sudden, you know, we're going to give out loans for Christ's sake.
[00:27:24]  All right.
[00:27:25]  Jesus Christ.
[00:27:28]  $500 billion in loans or loan guarantees or investments to or in businesses, states and municipalities damaged by this crisis.
[00:27:41]  Just imagine how many fucking state and municipalities are going to go after that's $500 billion tax pool money, huh?
[00:27:49]  Good God.
[00:27:50]  Here it is.
[00:27:50]  Another.
[00:27:51]  Give another $25 billion in grants to airlines.
[00:27:54]  I told you, folks.
[00:27:55]  What did I tell you about investing in airlines?
[00:27:57]  I told you they were going to get bailed out.
[00:27:59]  I told you they're going to get bailed out.
[00:28:00]  Here it is right here.
[00:28:01]  Giving $25 billion in grants to airlines and $4 billion to cargo carriers to be used exclusively to pay employee wages, salaries, benefits, and set another $25 billion and $4 billion respectively for loan and loan guarantees.
[00:28:18]  All right, what did I tell you?
[00:28:19]  I told you.
[00:28:20]  I told you.
[00:28:21]  You know, I hope that y'all invested in the airlines while they were dirt shit because here in the next couple of months, they're going to come back up to normal because they just got bailed out.
[00:28:30]  I told you.
[00:28:31]  All right, let's continue on.
[00:28:33]  Provided $17 billion in loans and loan guarantees for unspecified businesses critical to maintaining national security.
[00:28:41]  What the fuck does that mean?
[00:28:43]  Another $17 billion in loans and loan guarantees for unspecified businesses critical to maintaining national security.
[00:28:50]  That's a very broad, abstract description.
[00:28:54]  Jesus Christ, put another $117 billion into hospitals and veterans care.
[00:28:59]  Well, what hospital gets that?
[00:29:02]  What hospitals get that?
[00:29:04]  I'm sure they're state-funded hospitals, folks.
[00:29:06]  Let's put it that way.
[00:29:06]  Let's continue.
[00:29:08]  Provided $16 billion for strategic national stockpile of pharmaceutical and medical supplies.
[00:29:14]  Now all of a sudden we care about stockpiling pharmaceutical and medical supplies.
[00:29:21]  It took a fucking so-called pandemic, a so-called pandemic to figure this shit out.
[00:29:26]  Let's continue.
[00:29:27]  Give another $350 billion in loans for small businesses to cover salary.
[00:29:32]  Oh my God.
[00:29:33]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:29:34]  Everybody got bailed out at the top.
[00:29:36]  And those that are not a part of the elite system that fund the campaign contribution accounts of these assholes in Washington, D.C., let's just go ahead and give the small businesses that we're forced to close down.
[00:29:50]  That we're forced to close down.
[00:29:52]  Let's give them some loans.
[00:29:55]  Let's give the small business some loans so that they can cover salary and wages.
[00:30:00]  No, over here, if you happen to be a goddamn fucking airline, you got $25 billion in grants.
[00:30:07]  All right, $4 billion to cargo carriers and shit, like UPS and FedEx and all that crap.
[00:30:13]  And here we are.
[00:30:14]  What do we get?
[00:30:15]  We get $350 billion for loans, small businesses to cover salary, wages, and benefits.
[00:30:22]  Oh, good God.
[00:30:23]  I mean, that makes me sick, folks.
[00:30:26]  That makes me fucking sick that here you have these so-called leaders in Washington, D.C. claiming that they care about small business, care about people that are supposed to be the engine of this economy because that's what small business is.
[00:30:41]  It's the engine of the economy.
[00:30:43]  Instead of giving some grants to some of these small businesses that are barely making it, and then you force them to close down, instead of giving them loans, why don't you give them some guaranteed grants?
[00:30:54]  I know some businesses in this general vicinity alone that are going to go out of business because of this forced close down by this fucking dickless mayor we've got going on here in San Antonio.
[00:31:06]  All right, they're going out of business and as a result, oh, well, you know what?
[00:31:11]  We got $350 billion in federal loans that we'll give you.
[00:31:14]  What a fucking crock of shit.
[00:31:17]  What a crock of shit.
[00:31:18]  But hey, these are our leaders in Washington, D.C., folks.
[00:31:22]  Let's continue.
[00:31:24]  Included a tax credit for retaining employees worth up to 50% of wages paid during the crisis for businesses forced to suspend operations or have seen a gross receipts fall by 50% from the previous year.
[00:31:39]  Oh, thanks.
[00:31:40]  Okay, aside from a loan, you're going to give me a fucking tax credit.
[00:31:43]  All right.
[00:31:44]  All right.
[00:31:44]  Oh, aside from a fucking loan, you're going to give me a tax credit.
[00:31:48]  A lot of these folks out here with small businesses are about to go belly up.
[00:31:53]  They're about to go out of business because of this forced shutdown.
[00:31:57]  And all you can do is give them a fucking loan and a goddamn tax credit.
[00:32:01]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[00:32:04]  These are our leaders in Washington, D.C., for Christ's sake.
[00:32:09]  These are the fucking people that supposedly say, oh, I'm for the people.
[00:32:13]  All right.
[00:32:14]  That's why I serve in Washington, D.C., because I'm for the people.
[00:32:20]  Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
[00:32:22]  Let's continue.
[00:32:24]  Require group health plans and insurance providers to cover preventative services related to the coronavirus without cost sharing.
[00:32:32]  Oh, gee, thanks.
[00:32:34]  Thanks.
[00:32:35]  So that means that people that have these coronavirus, I'm going to have to be paying them on my insurance because it's cost sharing, huh?
[00:32:44]  You know, they're grouping everybody together and we're cost-sharing all the folks that are fucking being treated for coronavirus.
[00:32:51]  That's fucking great, isn't it?
[00:32:52]  That's fucking great.
[00:32:54]  What else do we have?
[00:32:54]  Delay in payroll tax for employers requiring half of the deferred tax to be paid by the end of 2021.
[00:33:02]  Oh, thanks.
[00:33:04]  Yeah, thanks for giving me a payroll tax extension, you fucking greedy fucks.
[00:33:09]  Oh, don't worry.
[00:33:10]  You don't have to, you can defer the payroll taxes to 2021 and by the other half of 2022.
[00:33:16]  How do you like that?
[00:33:17]  Is that good?
[00:33:18]  Fucking piece of shit.
[00:33:20]  What else?
[00:33:21]  Ban companies that take government loans from buying back stock until a year after the loan has been paid back.
[00:33:29]  That's mumbo jumbo.
[00:33:31]  All right.
[00:33:31]  That's mumbo jumbo.
[00:33:32]  You know that the airlines who are going to get a $25 billion bailout, you know they're going to buy their own fucking stocks.
[00:33:39]  You know they're going to buy their own shares just so that those folks that are holding those shares get rewarded for, you know, sticking it out and staying with them and not selling off.
[00:33:51]  Give me a break.
[00:33:52]  These fucking, this is crap.
[00:33:55]  Let's continue.
[00:33:55]  Bar employees are executives who made at least $425,000 last year from getting a raise.
[00:34:02]  So, you know, if you happen to been doing a good fucking job and, you know, you happen to be making this amount of money, you're not going to get a fucking raise for the next year because, you know, that's what the government wants.
[00:34:15]  And look at this.
[00:34:16]  This is, of course, this is, of course, the Democrats slip in.
[00:34:19]  Stop President Trump and his family members' businesses from receiving emergency taxpayer relief.
[00:34:26]  The provision also applies to Vice President Pence, heads of executives, departments, members of Congress, and their families.
[00:34:33]  Oh, that's great.
[00:34:34]  That's because all of you idiots already sold your stocks.
[00:34:37]  Y'all heard that, right, folks?
[00:34:39]  All these fucking stupid Congress people sold off their stocks before the coronavirus hysteria hit Wall Street and people started selling off.
[00:34:49]  That's why they don't care.
[00:34:51]  They've already sold off all their stocks.
[00:34:54]  And here's the cherry on top.
[00:34:57]  Suspend federal student loan payments through September 30th with no kind of interest or any kind of that on the loan.
[00:35:06]  So there it is for you, folks.
[00:35:08]  That's the $2 trillion stimulus package.
[00:35:12]  As you can see, a fucking joke.
[00:35:14]  An utter fucking joke.
[00:35:16]  The American people got screwed again.
[00:35:19]  And that's why I told you guys at the beginning of this whole quarantine nonsense to defy the quarantine, all right?
[00:35:26]  Defy the fucking quarantine for Christ's sake.

=== Healthcare Privatization Nightmare (14:55) ===

[00:35:30]  And by the way, I mean, I think that we need to have a conversation about health care as it relates to the current situation of Corona.
[00:35:38]  And I hope that many of you folks realize that are touting universal health care.
[00:35:44]  It ain't working in Europe, okay?
[00:35:46]  It's not working in Europe.
[00:35:48]  All of you universal healthcare nimrods that are out there saying universal health care could have cured Corona or whatever the fuck you're saying, bull shit.
[00:35:58]  I posted this article the last show, but it bears repeating because it's out of the Jerusalem Post, my Bible.
[00:36:06]  Just kidding.
[00:36:07]  But they're sending Israeli doctors to Italy, and this is what they're saying in Italy.
[00:36:11]  In universal health care Italy, we are no longer helping those over 60, okay?
[00:36:18]  And look, it's not funny.
[00:36:20]  It isn't funny.
[00:36:21]  And rest in peace to all the folks that are not being resuscitated or no longer being helped that are the age over 60 in Italy because they're not getting any kind of health care.
[00:36:30]  And that's thanks to universal health care in Europe right there.
[00:36:34]  Okay.
[00:36:35]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:36:37]  I mean, you people think that, you know, universal health care is some kind of, I don't know, panacea to cure everybody from this and that.
[00:36:47]  It is not.
[00:36:49]  Okay.
[00:36:49]  It is fucking not for Christ's sake.
[00:36:52]  All right.
[00:36:52]  And by the way, this is already happening right now in America.
[00:36:57]  Did y'all hear about the do not resuscitate orders for corona patients?
[00:37:03]  Y'all don't know?
[00:37:04]  Okay.
[00:37:04]  Well, if y'all don't know that, let me go ahead and post this here.
[00:37:08]  Let me see.
[00:37:08]  Where should I put?
[00:37:09]  There's so many articles here.
[00:37:11]  Let's go to Washington Post and let me show you the article for that.
[00:37:16]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:37:17]  Hospital consider universal do not resuscitate orders for coronavirus patients.
[00:37:24]  That's in the United States, folks.
[00:37:26]  So what that means is, is that if you are a coronavirus patient and for whatever reason you fall into a very dire straight situation, they're already just going to let you die.
[00:37:37]  They're not going to attempt to resuscitate you.
[00:37:40]  They're not going to attempt to try to do clear in the shocking and all that crap.
[00:37:45]  Do you understand that, folks?
[00:37:47]  This is happening here in this country.
[00:37:50]  This is what's happening here in this country.
[00:37:53]  So if you happen to have coronavirus and you're on your last legs, it's already universal around hospitals in the United States.
[00:38:01]  Do not resuscitate.
[00:38:04]  Do not resuscitate these people.
[00:38:06]  Can you believe that?
[00:38:06]  Unfucking believable.
[00:38:08]  And what is the reasoning behind do not resuscitate coronavirus patients?
[00:38:14]  Because they need those equipment.
[00:38:16]  They need that for other actual patients that could potentially survive.
[00:38:22]  So all these deaths that we're now seeing as it relates to coronavirus may not be for coronavirus, folks.
[00:38:28]  It may be the fact that because hospitals and so-called healthcare workers are overwhelmed, they are utilizing this do not resuscitate as a means of justifying people's deaths so that they can free up equipment for other people.
[00:38:45]  I mean, this is how sick this is getting.
[00:38:47]  And why did this kind of health care, why can't we be just a system in which we can care for people as they come in?
[00:38:57]  How come we don't have the type of medical infrastructure necessary to be able to deal with such a pandemic in this capacity?
[00:39:04]  Because of Obamacare.
[00:39:06]  Because of Obamacare, Obamacare has created this problem.
[00:39:11]  And that's why, folks, you're starting to have, I mean, this universal do not resuscitate order.
[00:39:18]  If you just happen to be a coronavirus victim, do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:39:22]  Because what was Obamacare, folks?
[00:39:25]  What was Obamacare?
[00:39:26]  Obamacare was this.
[00:39:28]  Obamacare was a scheme in which it forced everybody in the United States by law to purchase health insurance.
[00:39:37]  And the biggest fucking, the biggest mistake in our health industry is patient-side health insurance.
[00:39:44]  Why is it that patients have to purchase health insurance in order to get health care?
[00:39:51]  Because, folks, the scheme of Obamacare is that the weak and the old are being supplemented by the young and the healthy.
[00:40:01]  So if you're young and healthy, you're actually your premiums are up the ass.
[00:40:08]  You know, your healthcare insurance costs are way high because you are supplementing the sick and the old.
[00:40:17]  That's Obamacare, folks.
[00:40:19]  That's Obamacare.
[00:40:21]  And what do the practitioners, what do physicians do under this patient-side insurance scheme?
[00:40:29]  What they do is this.
[00:40:31]  Whenever you go to a doctor, folks, because of this insurance scheme that they have on patients, they have an incentive to make sure that you're sick.
[00:40:42]  Because the more tests they run on you, the more diagnoses they diagnose you with, they get kickbacks from the insurance company.
[00:40:51]  The insurance company is going to pay them for the tests of the supposed tests they need to run, the experiments they need to do, the pharmaceuticals they prescribe.
[00:41:03]  All this is kickbacks to the doctors.
[00:41:06]  Do you understand?
[00:41:07]  Now, why exactly do they need patient-side insurance?
[00:41:12]  Patient-side insurance has made an incentive for doctors to overdiagnose people at will, okay?
[00:41:21]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:41:22]  Over-diagnose people at will.
[00:41:24]  Did you know the guys that created the mammogram and the guy that created the prostate test for cancer said they would have never, they would have never have ever created those goddamn tests had they known they were going to be used as a means of overdiagnosis.
[00:41:43]  Overdiagnosis, for Christ's sake.
[00:41:45]  I'm not joking around.
[00:41:47]  So that's why I'm telling you right now, our current system, the reason why we can't handle this pandemic is because our goddamn health system is based on patient shot, patient, patient-side insurance, excuse me.
[00:42:04]  And look, we've got some idiot with the name of doctor in here saying, I don't know what I'm talking about.
[00:42:08]  Here, let me show y'all something, okay?
[00:42:10]  Here it is from the Department of Justice here.
[00:42:12]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:42:14]  This was a local doctor here in Texas, in San Antonio and elsewhere, that was found guilty in a $325 million health care fraud scheme involving false diagnosis of long-term diseases.
[00:42:31]  This guy made $325 million false diagnosing people with cancer, false diagnosing people with things like rheumatoid arthritis, false diagnosing people with all this shit, with all this shit.
[00:42:48]  And it took damn near 15, 20 years before they finally realized what the fuck this doctor has done.
[00:42:55]  And this, let me tell you something right now.
[00:42:57]  This is predominant in the healthcare industry.
[00:43:01]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:43:03]  There is an incentivized reason for a doctor to find you sick.
[00:43:07]  That's why, I don't know if you've noticed this, but ever since Barack Obama's Obamacare came into power, all of a sudden people just started getting sick out of nowhere.
[00:43:17]  I have never seen so many cancers.
[00:43:20]  I have never seen so many young people diagnosed with all kinds of debilitating diseases.
[00:43:25]  I have never seen so many people sick in my life.
[00:43:30]  And the reason is, is because of this patient-side health insurance crap in which if I go to a doctor and I got good health insurance, the probability of me being falsely diagnosed with whatever is very high because they know my health insurance will pay for anything.
[00:43:48]  My health insurance will pay for a false biopsy, you know, false, you know, x-rays and, you know, all that shit.
[00:43:56]  They'll pay for it all.
[00:43:58]  There is a financial incentive to make sure that you are sick and it's because of the insurance scam that we've all accepted as part of our health care system.
[00:44:10]  If we truly want reform in the healthcare system, we would eliminate the insurance on the patient side.
[00:44:17]  Do you understand that?
[00:44:18]  We need to eliminate patient-side insurance and we need to be excluded.
[00:44:23]  You know who should be paying insurance?
[00:44:25]  The fucking doctors.
[00:44:27]  The doctors should be paying insurance.
[00:44:30]  Okay, you want to know why?
[00:44:31]  Because doctors, folks, they don't have the answer.
[00:44:34]  I know that everybody says, oh, you got to listen to your doctor.
[00:44:38]  He has a white coat.
[00:44:39]  He's got a stethoscope, even though most doctors nowadays don't even know how to use the stethoscope anymore.
[00:44:45]  But yeah, you got to listen to them.
[00:44:47]  You know what they're doing when you go to their doctor's office?
[00:44:51]  You know what you're doing?
[00:44:52]  You're going to their practice.
[00:44:55]  They even tell you in the fucking name, oh, this is my practice.
[00:44:59]  All right.
[00:45:00]  Thank you for coming into my practice.
[00:45:02]  I practice over here.
[00:45:05]  They're telling you they're practicing on you.
[00:45:08]  Okay.
[00:45:09]  So if anybody needs to pay for health insurance, it should be the doctors themselves.
[00:45:15]  Okay.
[00:45:16]  Not the people that are being treated by the doctors.
[00:45:20]  Okay.
[00:45:21]  And let me explain something to you.
[00:45:23]  Everybody asks ghosts, well, what's your solution for healthcare?
[00:45:27]  I'll give you my solution.
[00:45:28]  Privatize it all.
[00:45:30]  Privatize it all.
[00:45:32]  And you know, a very good example of what I'm speaking of is the plastic surgery industry.
[00:45:38]  The plastic surgery industry is fully privatized.
[00:45:41]  If you want plastic surgery, you've got to come out the pocket and you've got to pay for it for yourself.
[00:45:47]  And because of that, the evolution of plastic surgery has gone far beyond our comprehension.
[00:45:54]  I mean, you've got fake tits, you've got fake asses, you know, you got fake noses, fake faces, facelifts, tummy tucks, all this innovation in cosmetic surgery just because we left it alone and kept it private.
[00:46:11]  All right.
[00:46:11]  Don't you think there's something wrong with some bitch getting a tit job for about $3,000?
[00:46:19]  A bitch getting a tit job, which is a very invasive surgery, by the way.
[00:46:23]  I don't know if you've ever seen a breast augmentation implant.
[00:46:27]  That's a very invasive surgery.
[00:46:29]  Do you think there's something wrong that some stupid, dirty dish rag whore can get a tit job for $3,000?
[00:46:35]  But if somebody gets some arteries unclogged in their heart or gets some kind of mass extracted from their body, these people are billed hundreds of thousands, if not $150,000, $100,000.
[00:46:47]  I mean, is there something wrong with that fucking picture for Christ's sake?
[00:46:51]  When we've got bitches that can, you know, make their ass look like goddamn Nikki Minaj, all right, for, I don't know, two or three thousand bucks.
[00:47:01]  And somebody who needs just basic health care, you know, maybe some, you know, maybe to be diagnosed with something has to pay in the tens of thousands of dollars.
[00:47:10]  There's something wrong with that.
[00:47:12]  There's something genuinely wrong with that.
[00:47:14]  And the reason is, folks, is because there is no incentive for the health industry any longer to create innovations.
[00:47:22]  You know, I mean, this, I just can't believe people believe that we need health insurance as a basis of our healthcare system.
[00:47:31]  It's the health insurance industry that has made us more sick.
[00:47:35]  Do you understand that?
[00:47:36]  You know, let me give you another example.
[00:47:38]  The eye care industry.
[00:47:40]  The eye care industry is also another industry that's pretty privatized.
[00:47:45]  All right.
[00:47:46]  And because of the privatization of the eye industry, we've seen the evolution of regular glasses.
[00:47:52]  It's went from glasses to transition lenses that turn dark when you go out into a sunny day to contact lenses to disposable contact lenses.
[00:48:02]  Now, now you've got something called LASIC surgery, which literally fine-tunes your eyes to be 20-20, no matter what kind of eyesight you have.
[00:48:12]  And this was all done by the free enterprise system.
[00:48:16]  This was all done because insurance couldn't go into those businesses and they had to figure things out so that they could accommodate a certain market.
[00:48:29]  I'm telling you all right now, folks, if we privatize healthcare, getting a arteries unclogged from your heart, which is, by the way, heart disease is the leading cause of death in America today next to cancer, it would be like no big deal.
[00:48:45]  It would be the equivalent price of a tit job as opposed to going out here and getting a goddamn artery unclogged under Obamacare and being billed $150,000.
[00:48:57]  All right.
[00:48:59]  Jesus Christ.
[00:49:00]  I mean, this is very, this is very, this is very easy stuff.
[00:49:04]  I mean, this is very easy stuff for everybody to understand.
[00:49:08]  But, you know, I mean, what can I tell you, dude?
[00:49:12]  What can I tell?
[00:49:13]  I can only explain things so much.
[00:49:17]  All right.
[00:49:18]  But nobody listens.
[00:49:19]  Look at people.
[00:49:20]  Yeah, right, ghost.
[00:49:22]  Having a heart artery unclogged is a lot of effort, a lot of this, a lot of that.
[00:49:27]  No, it's not.
[00:49:29]  No, it's not.
[00:49:29]  Look here.
[00:49:30]  Let me give you an example.
[00:49:31]  Let me give you an example.
[00:49:32]  We have machines like this, okay?
[00:49:35]  We have developed machines like this that'll make an artery unclogging as simple as going to a weekend surgery if we would just have the insurance out of the fucking healthcare industry.
[00:49:49]  Take a look at this.
[00:49:50]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:49:51]  This is something called the Da Vinci surgery robot, in which it will unclog arteries by putting in rods in between your rib cage as opposed to opening up, cracking your rib cage open, and having a very invasive surgery.
[00:50:10]  All right.
[00:50:11]  These should be in hospitals everywhere.
[00:50:14]  This invention alone, this invention alone should be in every hospital and it should make artery unclogging routine.
[00:50:23]  Just play it.
[00:50:24]  Play this.
[00:50:24]  Play this.

=== Da Vinci Surgical System (02:11) ===

[00:50:25]  The DaVinci surgical system is the most advanced platform for minimally invasive surgery available in the world today.
[00:50:33]  The integration of high-resolution 3D vision, wristed instruments, and intuitive motion control enables the Da Vinci surgeon to transcend the limitations of conventional surgical technologies.
[00:50:46]  Three network components comprise the Da Vinci surgical system.
[00:50:51]  An ergonomic surgeon's console.
[00:50:54]  A patient-side cart with four interactive robotic arms.
[00:51:00]  And a high-definition 3D vision system.
[00:51:04]  Seated at the console, the Da Vinci surgeon views a remarkably clear 3D image of the surgical field.
[00:51:11]  The system scales, filters, and translates the movements of the surgeon's hands on the master controllers to four interactive robotic arms on the patient cart.
[00:51:22]  The precisely controlled micro movements of the Da Vinci instruments are enabled by the computer processors of the system.
[00:51:30]  These dedicated processors perform millions of safety checks over the course of a procedure for enhanced surgical precision and control.
[00:51:41]  Da Vinci endo-rist instruments are designed with a unique wristed architecture that provides seven degrees of freedom for a range of motion greater than even the human wrist.
[00:51:53]  This proprietary design enables surgical maneuvers impossible with conventional laparoscopic tools.
[00:52:00]  The system requires that every surgical maneuver is under the direct control of the surgeon.
[00:52:06]  Redundant safety checks prevent autonomous movement of the instruments or the robotic arms.
[00:52:13]  The Da Vinci S surgical system moves surgery forward with a new level of technical capability that enables minimally invasive surgery in complex procedures as never before.
[00:52:25]  Da Vinci provides a streamlined surgical experience that benefits the hospital, the surgeon, the OR team, and most importantly, the patient.

=== Government Doesn't Care About You (04:13) ===

[00:52:36]  The patient, yes.
[00:52:38]  And you see, folks, we should have that in every fucking hospital.
[00:52:42]  But the only reason it doesn't is because it costs millions of dollars.
[00:52:46]  And because the way our current healthcare system is constructed, meaning we have to oblige this bogus, ridiculous fraud of an insurance, patient-side insurance crap, this is why you don't see this.
[00:53:00]  This is why you don't see this.
[00:53:02]  And this is why we need health care reform and we need health insurance out of the patient side.
[00:53:09]  We need health insurance out of the patient side because that's what's making everybody sick.
[00:53:14]  Right now, folks, what we have is we have an insurance scheme that gives the healthcare provider an incentive, an incentive to make sure you're sick.
[00:53:26]  And that's what's happening right now, folks.
[00:53:28]  And for all those that think that people care about you, I just told you this whole goddamn ridiculous coronavirus was a cash grab.
[00:53:36]  And I just proved that to you this past hour here.
[00:53:39]  And I told you, you know, here it is.
[00:53:41]  I put the PC shot on.
[00:53:43]  Here's what's in the $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus bill.
[00:53:47]  Nothing that has to do with coronavirus whatsoever.
[00:53:50]  All the American people are going to get is a measly $1,200.
[00:53:54]  And the government has basically shut down private business and put private business into bankruptcy and caused massive amounts of unemployment.
[00:54:05]  And all you're going to get is a measly $1,200.
[00:54:08]  So I hope that you folks get enlightened and understand why I am so political and why you should be political as well.
[00:54:16]  Because this is supposed to be a government made for the people and by the people.
[00:54:20]  Okay.
[00:54:21]  But if the people fall asleep at the wheel, which unfortunately this population does most often, then this is the kind of consequence that you get.
[00:54:32]  We've got people out here who are just giving away our money utilizing a so-called pandemic to do so.
[00:54:39]  And while, and I said this before, but I'm going to say it again, while the airlines get $25 billion in bailouts and guarantees and grants, if you happen to be a small business that just, you know, is hanging on by a thread or potentially going out of business because of this shutdown, you're going to get a loan.
[00:54:56]  How's that?
[00:54:57]  You're going to get a nice loan by the government.
[00:55:00]  What a crock of shit.
[00:55:02]  What a crock of shit.
[00:55:04]  Fuck you to everybody in Washington, D.C. You people are pieces of soulless cash whore trash, and I can't stand any one of you.
[00:55:13]  All right, and this goes on both sides.
[00:55:16]  This goes on the Republican and the Democrats, Democrats more.
[00:55:19]  I mean, the Democrats show how fucking cold and callous they were.
[00:55:23]  They were the ones that held up the bill from even being voted on until today because they wanted, yeah, I don't know, airplane emission standards to be put into the coronavirus bill.
[00:55:34]  They wanted, you know, the Green New Deal to be a part of the.
[00:55:38]  I mean, it just, it's crap.
[00:55:40]  It's utter crap.
[00:55:41]  And that's why I tell each and every one of you, you've got to raise up and you've got to show the American government that you are not only paying attention to what they're doing, but you're keenly aware of the fraud and the fleecing that they're doing of the American tax system.
[00:55:57]  I'm telling you all that right now.
[00:55:58]  It is a shame.
[00:55:59]  It's a disgrace.
[00:56:01]  And everybody right now, just in protest, should be defying the whole goddamn lockdown at this point in time.
[00:56:08]  You should just be defying it and say, fuck you.
[00:56:11]  Fuck you for closing down my business.
[00:56:15]  Fuck you for sitting here and trying to take my job.
[00:56:18]  Or if you have taken my job, fuck you for putting me out of work.
[00:56:23]  All right.
[00:56:23]  Fuck you, government.
[00:56:25]  You think this should prove to all of you that government doesn't care about you.
[00:56:30]  Government doesn't give a shit about you.
[00:56:33]  And I hope that you fucking people recognize that after this.
[00:56:36]  All right.
[00:56:39]  Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and move on because, folks, you know, even though I put fucking don't I pause donos at the fucking first hour, I've got all kinds of people donating already.

=== Heavy News From Nevada (10:03) ===

[00:56:50]  How fucking convenient.
[00:56:51]  I got two people who donated like seven or eight hours before the show.
[00:56:56]  Fucking Andrew Lee and Anonymous over here are the ones that donated before the show.
[00:57:01]  So let's go ahead and let's Jesus Christ.
[00:57:07]  Let's go ahead and unpause donos here.
[00:57:09]  Let's go ahead and play.
[00:57:11]  There's Horatio Nelson.
[00:57:13]  Especially up there.
[00:57:16]  Heavy news incoming, not a troll.
[00:57:19]  Longtime listener and chat troll Vappy Vap has been hospitalized with double viral pennimonia.
[00:57:24]  Holy shit.
[00:57:25]  We do not know if it is Corona, but he is an ICU.
[00:57:29]  Lend him your spirit dono for early play.
[00:57:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:57:33]  Well, that sucks if that's for real.
[00:57:34]  Vappy Vap.
[00:57:36]  Vappy Vap, we hope you're okay.
[00:57:37]  We know who you are.
[00:57:38]  You're a member of the show.
[00:57:39]  Cheers, man.
[00:57:40]  And what is Ghost equals patient zero?
[00:57:43]  Fuck you.
[00:57:45]  You guys better listen to Ghost and watch out for Cuomo.
[00:57:49]  This is coming from a NYC resident.
[00:57:51]  He's a greedy political hack who not only planted the seeds for the first recession by giving the minorities easier house loans, and once again, he's causing again.
[00:58:01]  Thank you, Marshall Bernsey.
[00:58:03]  Thank you.
[00:58:03]  Oh, thank you, Marshall Burnsey.
[00:58:06]  And you're seriously Samsung.
[00:58:07]  I dare you to finish watching my new video.
[00:58:10]  It's a type of song I remixed that I think you'll be familiar with.
[00:58:14]  Enjoy.
[00:58:15]  I'm so sure.
[00:58:17]  I'm so sure.
[00:58:18]  Art Hammond and Roxy Reyes.
[00:58:21]  What the fuck is this?
[00:58:23]  So, Roxy Reyes made an update to one of the drawings that Arteman showed last show.
[00:58:28]  It definitely seems like an improvement.
[00:58:30]  Sticker soon?
[00:58:32]  Really?
[00:58:33]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:58:35]  Hey, ghosts.
[00:58:36]  I'm a baby.
[00:58:38]  Baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottom.
[00:58:42]  All right, look, we're not, we're not doing this.
[00:58:44]  All right, go fuck you.
[00:58:47]  I don't know why.
[00:58:47]  Look, every time you spam emojis like this, your autism is showing you fucking pieces.
[00:58:55]  Your autism is showing you pieces of baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle.
[00:59:01]  You're gonna sit here and listen to this shit.
[00:59:04]  Look at this character called Agent GL.
[00:59:07]  By the way, he's a midget.
[00:59:09]  Why the fuck would I want to look at a midget?
[00:59:12]  Why the fuck would I want to look at a midget, Elnick Edwards?
[00:59:21]  TRU- Trump didn't write the bill!
[00:59:24]  Trump didn't write the bill.
[00:59:25]  Congress did, dude.
[00:59:28]  Trump didn't write the bill.
[00:59:30]  No offense, but you're a stupid asshole.
[00:59:32]  Yeah, here.
[00:59:32]  Fuck you, Ron.
[00:59:33]  Whoever the fuck you are.
[00:59:34]  I'll be cancer of the prick, you fucking piece of shit.
[00:59:36]  Shekos can be even dear.
[00:59:38]  Ghost's new wheelchair.
[00:59:40]  Jesus Christ.
[00:59:43]  Start the video at 7 minutes and 20 seconds and stop after a minute.
[00:59:47]  Here is Ghost confronting the trolls.
[00:59:50]  And then stopped after a minute.
[00:59:51]  Alright, yeah, it's great.
[00:59:53]  How Ghost lost his legs.
[00:59:55]  I never lost my fucking legs, dude.
[00:59:58]  I never lost my fucking legs.
[01:00:00]  Shut up.
[01:00:04]  This bureaucratic medical matrix is a giant money-grabbing scam.
[01:00:08]  I came back to the U.S. recently and it's always some stupid new medication ad on TV.
[01:00:14]  99% of these drugs are giant scams and cure nothing.
[01:00:18]  Cheers to that.
[01:00:19]  Privatize the whole thing, in my opinion.
[01:00:21]  Thank you very much, Craig Witch Haven.
[01:00:25]  Sorry to interrupt.
[01:00:26]  I didn't know there was actual content at the start of the show.
[01:00:30]  Where are these shows archived now?
[01:00:32]  I thought you were just an AIDS-infected.
[01:00:35]  Fuck you.
[01:00:35]  Yeah, fuck off, dude.
[01:00:37]  All right.
[01:00:37]  I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
[01:00:40]  The ghost show, why do I show the ability to disable donations at the beginning of the couple hours and yet?
[01:00:45]  Yo, fuck you, alright?
[01:00:46]  Fuck you.
[01:00:47]  Whoever the fuck donated that.
[01:00:48]  Fuck you.
[01:00:52]  GX.
[01:00:53]  Love the first hour.
[01:00:54]  Thank you.
[01:00:55]  Pleased as hell.
[01:00:56]  Enjoy this insanity.
[01:00:58]  Yeah, thank you very much, Brooke.
[01:00:59]  And look, here's El Nick Edwards.
[01:01:01]  And by the way, you see that the fucking Texas speech bitch didn't fall for that, Elnick.
[01:01:06]  So there, yeah, take that.
[01:01:08]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:01:10]  Dumbass.
[01:01:11]  Hey, when this is goopy sweet, I'm going to spend my Trump bucks on lubes and pocket pussies.
[01:01:16]  Oh, that's great.
[01:01:17]  That's great.
[01:01:18]  Archie Lee!
[01:01:20]  I thank God every day for bringing America Donald Trump.
[01:01:24]  A new age of welfare, entitlements, and EBT awaits us, brothers.
[01:01:29]  We must vote Republican in November and make sure the Republican Party remains the party of entitlements.
[01:01:34]  You pee, you're an idiot.
[01:01:36]  You're an idiot.
[01:01:37]  Didn't you just hear what I said?
[01:01:39]  The American people got shit.
[01:01:41]  And Sunburst Unicorn, Governor Cuomo, is a filthy, cold-hearted piece of shit.
[01:01:46]  He blocked pharmacists from giving corona victims the malaria medication that Trump had been pushing for a while now.
[01:01:52]  He literally is choosing to kill his own fucking people.
[01:01:55]  Not just him, Sunburst Unicorn, but the goddamn governor of Nevada has done the same damn thing.
[01:02:02]  The governor of Nevada has done the same goddamn thing for Christ's sake.
[01:02:07]  And you know, what I don't understand is, you know, it's working all over the world.
[01:02:12]  All right.
[01:02:13]  It's working all over the world.
[01:02:14]  Let me go ahead and show you the latest.
[01:02:18]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:02:20]  This is for the last show because of what happened.
[01:02:23]  All right.
[01:02:23]  Well, I remember you.
[01:02:24]  Okay, I got you, dude.
[01:02:25]  I remember you from the last show.
[01:02:27]  Thank you very much.
[01:02:27]  All right.
[01:02:29]  All right.
[01:02:29]  Here it is right here, folks, for everybody who's wondering, as far as hydroxychloroquine is concerned.
[01:02:35]  All right.
[01:02:36]  They're already finding success in Bahrain.
[01:02:40]  Bahrain is already claiming success.
[01:02:43]  We've already seen that there is a French doctor.
[01:02:46]  Let me go ahead and re-show you that for all the folks that are claiming that hydroxychloroquine doesn't work.
[01:02:56]  Here it is right here, French researcher, and this is out of a fucking French news source, okay?
[01:03:01]  French researcher, post-successful COVID-19 drug trial.
[01:03:06]  Of course, it was hydroxychloroquine, okay?
[01:03:10]  And by the way, since we have all these tests, let me take a look at the Nevada, the Nevada idiot who is deciding that, yeah, we're not, we're going to ban it.
[01:03:20]  Look at this fucking Nevada cocksucker.
[01:03:23]  Look at this Nevada cock.
[01:03:24]  This governor should be, never mind.
[01:03:27]  He's a fucking anti-American asshole.
[01:03:30]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:03:32]  Nevada governor bans malaria drugs for coronavirus patients.
[01:03:36]  And you want to know why they're doing this?
[01:03:38]  Just because Trump.
[01:03:40]  This Trump derangement syndrome.
[01:03:43]  This has already been proven time and time again to help folks that are afflicted with this coronavirus.
[01:03:51]  And yet for whatever reason, you've got the Democrats wanting it to fail.
[01:03:56]  They want more people to die so that Trump can look bad.
[01:04:01]  I mean, this guy, this Nevada governor is a piece of shit.
[01:04:05]  Why in the hell would you ban these drugs for coronavirus patients if it's been proven already many times all over the world to be successful?
[01:04:15]  I mean, do y'all remember when South Korea was having those explosion of cases?
[01:04:20]  Y'all remember that?
[01:04:21]  And what the fuck do you want?
[01:04:23]  Dr. DJ Rick Ashley, hey ghost, just letting you know that I was the one that did the Adams family remix of you the other night.
[01:04:30]  Tonight I'm cooking up I'm blue remix.
[01:04:32]  Ah, fuck, go fuck off, man.
[01:04:37]  Anyway, all right, look, I know you people don't give a shit about this as long as you're out there waxing your care to cartoon fetished women and all that bullshit.
[01:04:48]  That's all you people care about.
[01:04:50]  All right, but I care about America.
[01:04:52]  I care about the sustainability of America.
[01:04:55]  And I care about the people of America.
[01:04:58]  So that's why I'm doing what I'm doing.
[01:05:00]  So anyway, let me get to the $20, $20.
[01:05:03]  Let me replay these two that came in like seven hours before the show.
[01:05:08]  Here's the first one.
[01:05:10]  Shekos can be even.
[01:05:11]  All right, there's the first one.
[01:05:12]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[01:05:16]  Charles Thomas Burchis, Sperner.
[01:05:18]  Don't tell me it's that Wolfman guy.
[01:05:20]  And hold on, not this one, for Christ's sake.
[01:05:23]  What is it, Goopie?
[01:05:25]  I actually heard that the malaria drugs can make you blind and deaf.
[01:05:28]  MediCorp said so.
[01:05:29]  MediCor's a fucking idiot if he said that.
[01:05:32]  MediCorp has already fucking sold his soul to the fucking, to the powers that be if he's saying that fucking stupid shit.
[01:05:39]  Anyway, and here's the next one.
[01:05:42]  Here's the next one here.
[01:05:43]  Especially when the anonymous 855.
[01:05:46]  Ghost Sun Adventure continues.
[01:05:50]  Ghost Sun Adventure.
[01:05:51]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:05:53]  I am disgusted that the Republican Party has bowed to Democrat pressure and given away so much money to niggers in the ghetto.
[01:06:00]  Ah, Jesus.
[01:06:01]  I thought Trump was going to stand up to the deep state.
[01:06:04]  What the fuck is he doing?
[01:06:06]  Ghost, you said he would fix it.
[01:06:08]  he's a kika uh well look uh nobody really won in this fucking uh possible to put the governors of nevada and new york on trial and have them put to death for mass murder since they are denying medical care purely for partisan political The people of New York and the people of Nevada would have to petition that.
[01:06:26]  But yes, it is very much possible.
[01:06:28]  I mean, but you would have to have a massive amount of money and a massive amount of people collecting people's signatures and social security numbers within the state to do such a thing.
[01:06:39]  But it is possible.
[01:06:40]  It is possible, but it's highly unlikely.
[01:06:44]  Anyway, let me go ahead and get to the first $20.20 bucker up in here, folks.
[01:06:48]  Obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
[01:06:51]  This one came in about nine hours ago.

=== Zamboni Driver Video Response (12:31) ===

[01:06:54]  Andrew requested this and said, Charles Thomas Burch is spurging out.
[01:07:00]  And what is this?
[01:07:01]  Zamboni driver.
[01:07:03]  The San Antonio jukeboxes take on the Austin engineers.
[01:07:07]  Fuck off.
[01:07:08]  Real funny.
[01:07:09]  Real fucking funny.
[01:07:11]  Real funny asshole.
[01:07:13]  All right.
[01:07:14]  Now, here we are.
[01:07:15]  Andrew, once again, it's this, I don't know, spurgy black guy that thinks he's a wrestler, that thinks he's some kind of Wolfman furry, that thinks he's some M-Night Shyamala kind of horror movie director.
[01:07:31]  I don't know what he is, but here he is again, and let's see what he has to say.
[01:07:37]  This is my response video to Ghosts.
[01:07:41]  What?
[01:07:42]  It's this black guy.
[01:07:47]  What the fuck?
[01:07:49]  We've been donating many videos of this game.
[01:07:52]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:07:52]  Oh, they donate.
[01:07:53]  He's talking about me.
[01:07:55]  Charles Burch's response to Ghost.
[01:08:00]  Hold on, pause this.
[01:08:01]  Why is he talking about me?
[01:08:03]  Many of them.
[01:08:05]  Greetings, Faggot.
[01:08:06]  Back.
[01:08:07]  Oh, great.
[01:08:08]  That's all I need.
[01:08:09]  Dude, now we got this black, Spergy, Wolfman guy coming after me.
[01:08:15]  Come on.
[01:08:16]  Media responding to your bitch ass.
[01:08:18]  You ran your mouth in five videos, didn't you, bitch?
[01:08:21]  See, that's we don't even know your name.
[01:08:23]  We don't know his name.
[01:08:25]  That lets you know, though, nobody knows who you is.
[01:08:29]  Ghost.
[01:08:29]  Ghost Reviewer.
[01:08:30]  He all hear it.
[01:08:31]  What the fuck?
[01:08:32]  What you supposed to be reviewing, man?
[01:08:36]  He's trying to review videos like somebody care about.
[01:08:40]  Why is he coming after me?
[01:08:42]  Why is he talking shit about me?
[01:08:44]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[01:08:46]  Pause it.
[01:08:46]  Pause it.
[01:08:47]  Listen to what he said.
[01:08:48]  Why is he talking shit about me?
[01:08:51]  Oh, you little bitch ass.
[01:08:52]  Yeah, Andrew Lee.
[01:08:53]  Yeah, you out here cutting out parts.
[01:08:55]  Because we know what your little bitch ass look like with that little stupid blue hair.
[01:09:00]  Wait, this ghost, but ghosts, you talking about you don't know why I'm why I'm at why I'm replying back to you.
[01:09:08]  Why am I talking shit?
[01:09:12]  Can you believe this thing just said that, bro?
[01:09:14]  All right, now we're going to get back to we're going to get back to your video, ghost.
[01:09:19]  What the fuck?
[01:09:20]  No, you stay watching us.
[01:09:23]  Hold on, hold on, pause this.
[01:09:25]  Pause this.
[01:09:25]  Hold on.
[01:09:26]  First and foremost, look, Charles, whoever your name is, I don't even know who the fuck you are, okay?
[01:09:31]  I don't know who the fuck you are.
[01:09:32]  I don't know why you're coming at me, but why don't you take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with all that talk, man?
[01:09:40]  I don't even know who the fuck you are.
[01:09:42]  All right, I don't care.
[01:09:43]  I know you live in some shed.
[01:09:45]  I know that you think that you're some scuffed M. Night Shamala or some shit.
[01:09:50]  Get this nigga furry faggot off my screen and type crowbar in chat to beat furries.
[01:09:54]  No, we're not condoning.
[01:09:56]  We're not condoning that.
[01:09:57]  We're not condoning that.
[01:09:58]  But look, Charles, man, I don't know who the fuck you are, but let me tell you something right now.
[01:10:03]  You better stop talking trash about me because I've got two words, baby.
[01:10:07]  Capitalist army.
[01:10:09]  The capitalist army.
[01:10:11]  That's all I got to say about that, boy.
[01:10:14]  $100.
[01:10:16]  Now, why is this black guy talking about me?
[01:10:19]  Why is this black guy?
[01:10:23]  Please share your opinion on this autistic animal.
[01:10:27]  There we go.
[01:10:27]  That's your S right down.
[01:10:29]  You the autistic motherfucker bitch.
[01:10:31]  You little faggot ass.
[01:10:32]  You the autistic one way.
[01:10:35]  I can't believe this.
[01:10:37]  I can't believe this.
[01:10:38]  I can't believe this, man.
[01:10:40]  This world is fucking insane.
[01:10:42]  Just check this shite out.
[01:10:44]  By the way, how was the 2005 Daytona 500?
[01:10:48]  I don't know.
[01:10:49]  I'm not into that stuff.
[01:10:50]  But thank you, DJ Scrubbitaris.
[01:10:53]  I'm still a little, you know, perplexed at why this autistic black guy is coming at me.
[01:10:59]  I don't even know who the fuck you are.
[01:11:03]  You know who the fuck I am.
[01:11:04]  You better, yo.
[01:11:05]  Y'all motherfuckers know who the fuck we is now.
[01:11:08]  We going to war back and forth in the video.
[01:11:10]  Wait, what do you mean we're going to war?
[01:11:12]  I've never in my life seen some of the.
[01:11:14]  Why is he the finger talking about me?
[01:11:18]  Personal Andrew trying to hide.
[01:11:20]  Oh my god.
[01:11:22]  What?
[01:11:23]  What now?
[01:11:23]  Who the hell just donated?
[01:11:25]  Fucking Steven Lookner.
[01:11:26]  Steve Lookner.
[01:11:28]  Hey, stop listening to this guy and come and watch my stream.
[01:11:31]  Yeah, fuck you and your stream.
[01:11:33]  All right, nobody gives a shit about you.
[01:11:34]  You're an anti-Trumper anyway.
[01:11:36]  You're a piece of crap.
[01:11:37]  Shut up and stop disturbing my show.
[01:11:40]  We know your dumb ass name ain't no Andrew Ghost.
[01:11:42]  I'm talking about the motherfucker that sent your stupid ass the video.
[01:11:46]  That's who I'm talking about.
[01:11:47]  Y'all little bitch asses.
[01:11:48]  What's in our channel?
[01:11:49]  See, hold on.
[01:11:50]  Let me pause it right there.
[01:11:51]  Let me pause it.
[01:11:52]  Because I should have talked more about you, ghosts.
[01:11:55]  But I kind of put all my, I kind of put everything towards Andrew because he the one who started this shit.
[01:12:01]  He the one who's talking about gold and run your mouth about us.
[01:12:07]  You claim you don't even know us, but you quick to judge us, though, man.
[01:12:11]  You claim that something is wrong with us, autistic.
[01:12:14]  I'm going to show you what motherfuckers were autistic.
[01:12:16]  How they do.
[01:12:19]  Y'all probably going to start before they start to make that big deal.
[01:12:23]  That's what people.
[01:12:24]  A lot of people got speech impediments.
[01:12:27]  A lot of people.
[01:12:30]  Yeah, man.
[01:12:31]  What the fuck?
[01:12:32]  Facts, bro.
[01:12:35]  At least those people got the gold medals.
[01:12:38]  Yeah.
[01:12:38]  What the fuck is this guy talking about?
[01:12:41]  They sitting on the keyboard typing vibes.
[01:12:43]  I hate wolf games.
[01:12:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:45]  Hydroxychloroquine shall only be prescribed with azithromycin and given by a doctor under scrutiny of any cardiovascular pre-existing conditions.
[01:12:53]  This can cause arrhythmia and death.
[01:12:56]  Do not self-prescribe it.
[01:12:57]  Doing meth.
[01:13:00]  No, nobody's self-prescribing it.
[01:13:02]  But why aren't doctors prescribing it there, Dr. Meow?
[01:13:06]  And it's gonna help people that are afflicted with coronavirus.
[01:13:09]  Nigger army vs Kika killing K-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-T army.
[01:13:14]  W-H-O wins?
[01:13:16]  No, we're not.
[01:13:17]  There's no troll war.
[01:13:18]  Shut up with that.
[01:13:19]  All right.
[01:13:20]  Shut up with that.
[01:13:21]  We're not.
[01:13:22]  There's no troll war here.
[01:13:24]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:26]  I hate wolf man.
[01:13:27]  I hate pit bull nemesis.
[01:13:31]  I'm so jealous of them.
[01:13:32]  I want to be them.
[01:13:33]  So I'm going to hate on them.
[01:13:35]  Try to get me some attention.
[01:13:39]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[01:13:40]  I don't know what somebody got us into some fucking shit with this black autistic tard, and I really don't appreciate it one bit, man.
[01:13:48]  I don't appreciate it one fucking bit.
[01:13:51]  Anyway, let's move on, folks, because I can see you idiots are already piling on the $20, $20, obligating me to watch all these fucking YouTube videos.
[01:14:00]  So let's get to the next one, all right?
[01:14:02]  The next one, Anonymous 885.
[01:14:05]  Ghost Sun Adventure continues.
[01:14:08]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:14:09]  Ghost Sun Adventure continues.
[01:14:12]  What the fuck does that mean, Anonymous?
[01:14:14]  Izzelnut.
[01:14:15]  Oh, ah, God.
[01:14:17]  Where do you find these fucking freaky looking people?
[01:14:21]  Where the fuck do you find these freaky looking people?
[01:14:23]  Look at the face on this guy.
[01:14:25]  Just look at the fucking sick ass face on this fucking guy, for Christ's sake.
[01:14:30]  And if you want my opinion, okay?
[01:14:32]  He looks like a pause hole.
[01:14:34]  I mean, take a look at the indention here on the frown line.
[01:14:38]  Pause hole.
[01:14:40]  So since feminist socialist asked for, I might as well provide ghost anime merch.
[01:14:46]  This didn't take long to edit and put it in the middle of the moment.
[01:14:48]  Fuck you.
[01:14:50]  Shut up, Art Hammond.
[01:14:51]  Shut the fuck up, Beefy Tits, alright?
[01:14:54]  Anyway, as I was stating before Beefy Tits interrupted me over here, you take a look at this frown line here.
[01:15:00]  That indention frown line right there, it is a visual effect of HIV.
[01:15:07]  All right, a visual effect.
[01:15:09]  This is not my fucking son.
[01:15:11]  This is not my fucking son.
[01:15:14]  Yeah, shut up.
[01:15:16]  You didn't go to no astronaut.
[01:15:18]  You're not an astronaut.
[01:15:19]  You're a fucking actor and you're a paid fraud.
[01:15:21]  Every fucking footage of the moon that we've ever seen, nothing but Nevada.
[01:15:26]  All right?
[01:15:27]  Nothing but Nevada.
[01:15:29]  Japanese robots, then you may be down with some little teenage girls.
[01:15:33]  Singing?
[01:15:34]  What?
[01:15:35]  That came out right.
[01:15:35]  What?
[01:15:37]  This fucking guy.
[01:15:38]  I don't know if that came out right.
[01:15:40]  You know what the fuck.
[01:15:41]  You know what you said, you sick fucking Woody Allen butt-loving ping-pong pang pedophile.
[01:15:46]  You know what the fuck you just said, you piece of shit.
[01:15:49]  Girl band from Akihabada, AKB 48.
[01:15:56]  And the rabbit cafe for those of you who want to rub something warm and fuzzy.
[01:16:01]  So I know a lot of you maybe want to visit maid cafe.
[01:16:04]  That's actually not my thing, so we're not going to be going inside.
[01:16:07]  But my only suggestion for you guys is that one of the largest ones is maid dreaming.
[01:16:11]  I don't give a shit!
[01:16:13]  I mean, this is really sad that you have this many people watching this fucking lunatic's videos when all he's doing is peddling teenage china or Japanese girls, huh?
[01:16:25]  Teenage Japanese girl, that's fucking great, isn't it?
[01:16:29]  Huh?
[01:16:30]  This is what the Japs have imported into our country.
[01:16:33]  I personally believe that anime is a psychological operation by Japan on America because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
[01:16:40]  I definitely recommend them because they actually have some places.
[01:16:44]  It's a little bit safer.
[01:16:45]  And what's up with the boy Jake with the diamonds?
[01:16:48]  I don't know what you're watching, dude.
[01:16:50]  I don't even know what it is, the boy Jake.
[01:16:54]  So you pretty much, people are going there just for the entertainment.
[01:16:58]  I don't know what I'm watching.
[01:16:59]  Don't expect too much.
[01:17:00]  All right.
[01:17:01]  Let's move on.
[01:17:07]  God damn it, this fucking stupid fucking mouse of mine.
[01:17:12]  This fucking stupid fucking mouse of mine, for Christ's sake!
[01:17:17]  Damn it!
[01:17:19]  Let's try this Miesel Clam Soup!
[01:17:26]  Jesus Christ!
[01:17:31]  Surprisingly, tastes like clams.
[01:17:33]  Not bad.
[01:17:34]  Something weird.
[01:17:35]  Tastes like clams.
[01:17:37]  Tastes like clams.
[01:17:39]  Number six.
[01:17:40]  What's up, Noble Savage with a diamond?
[01:17:42]  So this entire building behind me is the Yodabashi camera.
[01:17:46]  Look how freaking big it is.
[01:17:48]  There is just so much stuff here.
[01:17:50]  If you have to go anywhere and buy electronics, I recommend going here.
[01:17:56]  I've actually done an inside tour of this in my other video of top 10 things to do with Tokyo When It Rains.
[01:18:02]  I'll leave a link in the description.
[01:18:03]  So why am I saying this shit, dude?
[01:18:05]  Seriously, why the fuck am I watching this fucking garbage?
[01:18:10]  Why am I watching this crap?
[01:18:11]  So right behind me is Edeon and Laux.
[01:18:13]  Laux was here when I first came to Japan, so it's been here forever.
[01:18:17]  These two stores are a lot smaller than...
[01:18:19]  The boy Jake with another diamond...
[01:18:21]  Jeez, can't you buy a new mouse?
[01:18:22]  Yeah, fuck off, dude.
[01:18:24]  You guys just can't find what you're looking at.
[01:18:25]  I'm under quarantine.
[01:18:26]  Probably not going to be the case.
[01:18:27]  These are some secondary options.
[01:18:31]  I'm under fucking quarantine.
[01:18:33]  It has a lot of cool computer parts and accessories and stuff.
[01:18:37]  It's not like Yoda Bush camera where everything is so packed and all my shoes.
[01:18:40]  This is like the underlying map.
[01:18:41]  What now?
[01:18:43]  What now?
[01:18:44]  Hey, go straight.
[01:18:45]  Hey, it's Fat Man.
[01:18:45]  What's up, Fat Man?
[01:18:46]  Welcome, Doobie Brothers.
[01:18:48]  God bless, and as always.
[01:18:50]  MAGA, MAGA, MAGA.
[01:18:52]  Yeah, no shit.
[01:18:52]  Cheers to Fat Man 1945.
[01:18:56]  A member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, by the way.
[01:19:00]  All right, let's go ahead and listen to another 30 seconds of this pause hole.
[01:19:04]  Computer parts section.
[01:19:05]  Let's go check out the microphone.
[01:19:06]  Another 30 seconds of this fucking pause hole.
[01:19:08]  More laptops, DVD recorders, or Christmas lights, and random ass tools and parts.
[01:19:17]  This behind me is big camera.
[01:19:19]  It's like the second option if you don't mind it.
[01:19:22]  All right, I've had enough.
[01:19:23]  I think we've had enough of this.

=== Welcome Fat Man And Doobie Brothers (02:00) ===

[01:19:25]  I think we get it.
[01:19:26]  All right, that's enough of this fucking fruit bowl for Christ's sake.
[01:19:29]  All right.
[01:19:29]  And by the way, that's not my son.
[01:19:31]  And Anonymous885, don't donate that fucking cocksucker to me anymore.
[01:19:35]  All right.
[01:19:36]  I don't give a flying shit about how much Japanese fucking anime teenage girl bullshit is in Tokyo, you fucking piece of crap.
[01:19:45]  All right, Horatio Nelson.
[01:19:47]  And by the way, Horatio Nelson says that the chat troll Vapi Vap, which we know through a variety of different text-to-speeches and video donos, has been hospitalized with double viral pneumonia, which is very serious business.
[01:20:03]  We don't know if it's Corona, but he is in the ICU.
[01:20:06]  So please, everybody out there, send your positive energy and your positive vibes towards Vappy Vap.
[01:20:13]  Even though he may have trolled yours truly, you know, that's some serious business.
[01:20:18]  So cheers to Vappy Vap, dude.
[01:20:21]  And what is this?
[01:20:22]  We got Can's Abuser.
[01:20:24]  Can't abuser.
[01:20:25]  A lot of us are experiencing buffering issues every few seconds.
[01:20:29]  The stream was fine for a few minutes.
[01:20:31]  Then it started having buffering issues, making the show almost unwatchable.
[01:20:34]  May have to record via replay if it keeps buffering.
[01:20:38]  Well, cheers to you, Canz Abuser.
[01:20:40]  And I'm sorry if it is.
[01:20:42]  It's probably a consequence of a quarter of the world being on lockdown.
[01:20:48]  But anyway, once again, the boy Jake with a diamond saying, send your positive vibes.
[01:20:53]  Yeah, no shit.
[01:20:53]  Vappy Vap, pull through it, man.
[01:20:56]  Pull through it.
[01:20:57]  That's all I got to say is pull through it, man.
[01:20:59]  All right.
[01:21:00]  All right.
[01:21:01]  Come back to us and come back healthy.
[01:21:03]  All right.
[01:21:04]  Horatio Nelson has requested this.
[01:21:06]  And seriously, Vappy Vap, come back healthy, baby.
[01:21:08]  Come on.
[01:21:10]  Bring it back.
[01:21:11]  Bring it back.
[01:21:12]  Hold on.
[01:21:12]  What is this?
[01:21:13]  What is God?
[01:21:15]  All right.
[01:21:15]  Horatio Nelson requested this.
[01:21:18]  I don't know what this is.
[01:21:20]  Please, viewer discretion is advised.
[01:21:22]  Here it is.

=== Vappy Vap Pull Through It (12:10) ===

[01:21:26]  What the fuck is this?
[01:21:29]  Eggs!
[01:21:31]  Fucking eggs!
[01:21:35]  What is this?
[01:21:38]  Heart has got almost 4 million fucking views.
[01:21:46]  Hold on, pause this.
[01:21:47]  What now?
[01:21:49]  They're wicked!
[01:21:53]  They're wicked with some aggressive metal!
[01:21:56]  Buy some gold, maybe silver.
[01:21:58]  Thank me by the fall of 2021.
[01:22:01]  Well, I don't think it's bad to put gold or silver in your portfolio.
[01:22:05]  I've been saying it.
[01:22:06]  All right, what is this?
[01:22:07]  Horatio Nelson requested this.
[01:22:11]  What the hell?
[01:22:14]  What the hell is this?
[01:22:17]  Is that a tranny?
[01:22:22]  Is this some anime shit?
[01:22:25]  I'm a Samyang Hoa I'm a Samyang Hoa I'm a Samyang Hoa
[01:23:41]  I mean, this is a this is tranny stuff, right?
[01:23:44]  Am I right?
[01:23:46]  Am I right or am I right?
[01:23:47]  I'm having a hard time to believe that these are women.
[01:23:56]  I mean, I'm trying to gather the whole synopsis around this bullshit.
[01:24:10]  And of course, this is Japanese.
[01:24:12]  I mean, well, you know, what else is new?
[01:24:13]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:24:15]  Fucking weirdo Japs.
[01:24:18]  Dream of some young whore.
[01:24:37]  Cream of some young whore.
[01:24:45]  Cream of some young whore.
[01:24:48]  What is this?
[01:25:03]  A love story?
[01:25:04]  I mean, is this a fucking Jap soap opera?
[01:25:06]  What the fuck is this shit?
[01:25:19]  Somebody in the chat room said two nukes weren't enough.
[01:25:23]  So that's not funny.
[01:25:25]  That's not funny at all.
[01:25:27]  WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GUY'S ASS?!
[01:25:46]  Alright dude, I think that's about enough of this.
[01:25:48]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:25:51]  I mean, this is not making any kind of sense.
[01:25:53]  Hey, look, some idiots in the chat room actually like this bullshit.
[01:25:57]  I mean, good God.
[01:26:00]  got some fruit bowls in the chat that are fanning their nuts to this shit.
[01:26:15]  Yeah, better than Pantera.
[01:26:17]  Fuck you.
[01:26:18]  But some young whore.
[01:26:27]  Cream of Sum Young Ho.
[01:26:29]  Holy fool.
[01:26:34]  The boy Jake doesn't like it.
[01:26:37]  And by the way, the boy, Jake, thank you for the diamonds, baby.
[01:26:49]  Somebody says the video is decent.
[01:26:51]  You actually like the artwork of this shit.
[01:26:54]  Everybody looks like a tranny in this goddamn animation.
[01:27:05]  Dream of some young whore.
[01:27:16]  Alright, I think we had enough of this, dude.
[01:27:18]  Alright, it's almost done.
[01:27:20]  Horatio Nelson requested this.
[01:27:24]  And Vappy Vap, if you're doing better, you know, our positive vibes being sent towards you, man.
[01:27:34]  Our positive vibes for Vappy Vap.
[01:27:40]  Cream of some young whore.
[01:27:48]  That's the end of the damn music video.
[01:27:51]  What is this?
[01:27:53]  Oh, great.
[01:27:54]  More videos.
[01:27:55]  That's what we need, right?
[01:27:57]  Horatio Nelson.
[01:27:58]  The song is about trying everything you can to be with the one you love, but having them taken away by something you can't control.
[01:28:05]  Huh?
[01:28:05]  Having to settle with the consequences, and that the one you loved wants you to be happy.
[01:28:10]  One of Vappy's Fav songs.
[01:28:12]  Fitting.
[01:28:13]  Oh, man.
[01:28:14]  Well, Horatio Nelson, seriously, man.
[01:28:17]  I hope Vappy Vap is okay.
[01:28:19]  I hope you're okay.
[01:28:20]  I know you're a friend of his.
[01:28:22]  And we're all pulling for him over here, man.
[01:28:25]  Anybody in the community that we ever hear that is in a precarious situation like that, we're all pulling through with him.
[01:28:32]  We all want him to pull through.
[01:28:34]  What is this?
[01:28:34]  MAGA Brony Ghost.
[01:28:37]  Why do you say that all Bronies are fruit bowls and pedophiles?
[01:28:41]  We're just regular dudes who like a good cartoon, my man.
[01:28:45]  You can't judge us all by the actions of some.
[01:28:48]  Also, Pony Terra is better than Pantera.
[01:28:51]  Yeah, fuck you, all right?
[01:28:53]  Look, look, I don't care if you like watching a fucking cartoon.
[01:28:57]  You people obsess over it, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:00]  Do you understand that?
[01:29:01]  You obsess over it.
[01:29:04]  You cosplay.
[01:29:05]  You have fucking conventions for it, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:09]  All right, give me a break.
[01:29:10]  Anyway, look, let me go ahead and add a thousand lemons if I can.
[01:29:14]  Can I add it?
[01:29:14]  Yeah, I can.
[01:29:15]  Look at this.
[01:29:15]  A thousand lemons.
[01:29:16]  I'm going to add a thousand lemons to the treasure chest.
[01:29:19]  We already got 151 lemons in there.
[01:29:22]  So let me go ahead and add it.
[01:29:23]  Here it is.
[01:29:25]  Boom.
[01:29:25]  A thousand lemons to the chest.
[01:29:28]  So anybody who's listening to Old Ghost, you're going to get some lemons in the chest pretty well.
[01:29:33]  What is it, Goopy?
[01:29:35]  Here's an epic and beautiful video of a man doing what he loves.
[01:29:39]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:29:41]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:29:43]  Seriously, Samsung is the next $20, $20 obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
[01:29:49]  Seriously, Samsung said, I dare you to finish watching my new video.
[01:29:53]  It's a type of song I remix that I know you'll be familiar with.
[01:29:57]  Enjoy.
[01:29:58]  Fuck you.
[01:29:59]  Seriously, Samsung.
[01:30:01]  Fuck you.
[01:30:02]  All right, fuck off.
[01:30:04]  And what is this?
[01:30:04]  Hold on, let me get to.
[01:30:07]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:30:08]  I got to do all this crap.
[01:30:10]  And what?
[01:30:11]  Cheatbuster.
[01:30:14]  Cheatbuster.
[01:30:16]  Does anyone remember when Soda Poppin did this?
[01:30:18]  I love how the lights are synced up to the music.
[01:30:21]  Soda Poppin'?
[01:30:23]  What the fuck?
[01:30:23]  Who gives a shit about Soda Poppin' for Christ's sake?
[01:30:27]  Jesus Christ, could you get any bigger of a fucking fruit bowl?
[01:30:30]  I'm sorry.
[01:30:31]  I know that.
[01:30:32]  Oh my god, Soda Poppin'.
[01:30:33]  He's cool with his pink hair and he plays fucking video games and he acts like a fucking fruiter and we're all supposed to be like, yay, spaghetti about this baguette.
[01:30:41]  Who gives a shit about fucking soda popping?
[01:30:45]  Who gives a shit about Greek X and all those other Twitch fat excuse me baguettes excuse me Anyway, who the fuck's now?
[01:30:53]  Oh yeah, seriously Samsung requested this one here.
[01:30:56]  Okay, everybody ready?
[01:30:57]  Is everybody ready?
[01:30:58]  Here's seriously Samsung.
[01:31:00]  Here it is.
[01:31:02]  The fuck is this shit?
[01:31:06]  18 naked stallions in the showers of Colt Ranch what they ponified Ram Ranch running rocks.
[01:31:25]  They fucking brodified Ram Ranch.
[01:31:28]  I mean good god.
[01:31:30]  Stallions out in the yard, big bulging horsepots, ever so hard.
[01:31:37]  The boy Jake with a diamond horse cocks running stallion box like a breeding coat wanting to rent.
[01:31:46]  They fucking ponify.
[01:31:48]  Goddamn Ram Ranch, robbing horse pots getting sucked real deep stallions, even getting fucked in their sleep.
[01:31:54]  You see, this is why.
[01:31:56]  This is why this is wrong.
[01:31:57]  Stalings of Picard throbbing horse cocks.
[01:32:03]  18 naked stallings in the showers at Colt Ranch.
[01:32:06]  Picard throbbing horse cocks wanting to be sucked.
[01:32:09]  18 naked I mean, this is fucked up, dude stallions in the fucked up in the head on their knees wanting to suck stallion horse cock.
[01:32:17]  And you're proud of this seriously, Samsung?
[01:32:20]  You're proud of this crap.
[01:32:22]  Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
[01:32:24]  18 more wild stallions out in the yard like bulging horse cocks, ever so hard fucking.
[01:32:31]  Ban old bronies.
[01:32:32]  Ban old bronies.
[01:32:34]  Fuck bronies.
[01:32:36]  Castrate bronies wanting to rent.
[01:32:43]  18 naked stallions in the showers at Colt Ranch, big heart, throbbing horsepops wanting to be sucked.
[01:32:49]  18 naked stallions wanting to be fucked stallions.
[01:32:52]  Ban all bronies on their knees.
[01:32:54]  Ban all bronies.
[01:32:56]  Fuck bronies.
[01:32:57]  Castrate bronies getting sucked real deep stallions even getting fucked in their sleep.
[01:33:07]  How long is this shit?
[01:33:09]  Thank god.
[01:33:11]  Thank god, it's almost over.
[01:33:13]  Jesus Christ, you see, this is what's wrong with bronies right here.
[01:33:17]  Do you understand that?
[01:33:19]  This is what is wrong with the fucking bronies?
[01:33:21]  And look at seriously, Samsung's in the fucking chat room, all proud of this fucking fruity self.
[01:33:26]  Yeah yeah, I bet you think you're proud Out of yourself, out there, boy, you piece of crap.
[01:33:34]  All right, let's go move on to something.

=== Castrate The Bronies (14:41) ===

[01:33:36]  Oh, oh, look, who's next?
[01:33:37]  Ard Hammond, Roxy Reyes.
[01:33:40]  Ard Hammond and Roxy Reyes.
[01:33:42]  What is this?
[01:33:43]  So, Roxy Reyes made an update to one of the drawings that Ard Hammond showed last show.
[01:33:48]  It definitely seems like an improvement sticker soon.
[01:33:51]  What the fuck are you talking about, Ard Hammond?
[01:33:54]  You beefy tit fucking numb-nut jerk dick.
[01:33:57]  The hell are you talking about?
[01:33:59]  Ard Hammond and Roxy Reyes.
[01:34:01]  What the fuck is this crap?
[01:34:03]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:34:04]  God damn it.
[01:34:06]  This ain't fucking picking up what I wanted to fucking pick the shit up.
[01:34:10]  Sorry, folks.
[01:34:11]  I'm having a little bit of fucking technical difficulties over here.
[01:34:14]  What is this shit?
[01:34:15]  Oh, that's great.
[01:34:16]  Look at this.
[01:34:17]  Uh-oh.
[01:34:18]  Roxy Reyes.
[01:34:19]  What a Roxy Reyes colorfy it or some shit?
[01:34:22]  Is that what this is?
[01:34:23]  This is a fucking Ard Hammond drawing.
[01:34:25]  That's supposed to be me.
[01:34:26]  I'm supposed to have this fucking gunt with no legs and a wheelchair.
[01:34:31]  It looks like my brain's hanging out of my head.
[01:34:33]  I'm drooling.
[01:34:34]  I've got one tooth.
[01:34:36]  One fucking eyeball is staring at you.
[01:34:38]  The other fucking eyeball is staring at the fucking clock.
[01:34:41]  I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
[01:34:44]  Give me a goddamn fucking break with you people.
[01:34:46]  This is what you fucking people think I look like.
[01:34:49]  I mean, seriously, do y'all fucks think I'm like a piece of shit or something?
[01:34:54]  I mean, do y'all fucking think like I'm a piece of shit or something?
[01:34:57]  I mean, good God, man.
[01:35:01]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:35:03]  Yes, what the fuck you mean?
[01:35:04]  Yes.
[01:35:05]  Why?
[01:35:06]  Why?
[01:35:08]  I swear to God, dude, I almost didn't show up today.
[01:35:11]  I almost didn't show up today.
[01:35:13]  You know what?
[01:35:13]  And I really shouldn't have.
[01:35:14]  I should have just said, fuck you.
[01:35:16]  Hey, look, one more time.
[01:35:18]  Art fucking Hammond and Roxy Reyes.
[01:35:20]  All right.
[01:35:21]  One more fucking time with these baguettes.
[01:35:25]  What?
[01:35:27]  Death the demo cucks.
[01:35:29]  Hey, ghost, once it's uh, this coronavirus stimulus package goes out.
[01:35:33]  Will this devalue the dollar and cause inflation?
[01:35:36]  It already has.
[01:35:37]  Will my $7 meal now cost me like 20 bucks or something?
[01:35:41]  No.
[01:35:42]  That $7 meal is going to cost you about $10, maybe $11 here in the next couple of weeks.
[01:35:48]  But I'm telling you right now, not only does the stimulus package devalue the dollar, but so does all the stimulus coming in from the Federal Reserve.
[01:35:56]  The Federal Reserve has to add another $4 trillion to the economy.
[01:36:01]  What is this?
[01:36:02]  SurgeRadio.org.
[01:36:04]  All right.
[01:36:05]  Go ahead and DDoS that.
[01:36:07]  We got it.
[01:36:07]  Thank you very much.
[01:36:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:11]  Anyway, can we get to the next $20, $20, please?
[01:36:14]  All right.
[01:36:16]  I mean, what is it?
[01:36:18]  Ghost's new wheelchair.
[01:36:21]  Ghost's new wheelchair is next.
[01:36:23]  And what is this supposed to be?
[01:36:25]  Start at 7 minutes and 20 seconds.
[01:36:27]  Stop after a minute.
[01:36:28]  Here's Ghost confronting the trolls.
[01:36:32]  All right, I'm supposed to start at 720 and end after a minute, okay?
[01:36:35]  So let's go ahead and do that.
[01:36:38]  This is supposed to be me confronting the goddamn trolls here.
[01:36:42]  So let's go ahead.
[01:36:43]  Here's 720.
[01:36:44]  Oh, God.
[01:36:48]  Did y'all really need to do this again?
[01:36:51]  I mean, just play it.
[01:36:53]  Just fucking play it here.
[01:36:55]  Just play.
[01:36:56]  This is me confronting the trolls here.
[01:36:59]  Evenings, gentlemen.
[01:37:02]  You assholes.
[01:37:05]  Mr. Rolegs.
[01:37:09]  Come on.
[01:37:13]  Hey, hold on, pause it.
[01:37:14]  I've been listening to dumb fuck Alex Jones, and he announced earlier that he's starting the Generation X Network, or GX.
[01:37:21]  What?
[01:37:22]  He says he's the first person to ever use GX and anyone else using GX.
[01:37:27]  No way.
[01:37:28]  That's no fucking way.
[01:37:30]  No fucking Look, I'm going to search for that in a second.
[01:37:34]  Let's watch Mr. Nolegs here for a second, alright?
[01:37:38]  You get him, Mr. Nolegs!
[01:37:41]  Get him, Mr. No Legs!
[01:37:55]  Get to stop.
[01:38:00]  Yeah, don't fuck around with Mr. No Legs.
[01:38:03]  Bring the car.
[01:38:09]  You don't want to fuck around with Mr. No Legs.
[01:38:13]  He tried to rip us off.
[01:38:17]  You better get out of here fast.
[01:38:23]  10:33, 70.
[01:38:25]  All right, I guess that's the minute.
[01:38:27]  I guess that's the minute he wanted me.
[01:38:29]  And when you play the whole movie, well, maybe we'll play the whole movie.
[01:38:32]  I don't know, maybe Saturday Night Troll Show or something.
[01:38:35]  How about that?
[01:38:36]  Maybe we'll do something like that.
[01:38:37]  I don't know, but that's very funny.
[01:38:39]  Me confronting the trolls, ghost in his new wheelchair.
[01:38:42]  Really funny.
[01:38:43]  Hold on, I gotta do, I gotta do this.
[01:38:45]  I gotta put Alex Jones, Generation X.
[01:38:50]  This guy did this.
[01:38:52]  If this doesn't prove to you that this guy's a fucking rip-off of yours true, I don't know what is, all right?
[01:38:59]  I don't know what is, for Christ's sake.
[01:39:00]  Even dearer, friends, especially when there are many, many of them.
[01:39:05]  Chad Pooped or Grippy.
[01:39:08]  Oh, great.
[01:39:09]  Oh, great.
[01:39:10]  Look, this is.
[01:39:11]  They're fucking you fucking lying pieces of shit.
[01:39:13]  You lying pieces.
[01:39:15]  I don't see nothing about Alex Jones and Gen X, any of that other shit.
[01:39:19]  And what is it, Kansas Abuser?
[01:39:22]  Not if I can throw a wrench in his plans on no matter what.
[01:39:26]  We literally claim GX first for Ghost Politics Network, aka GX Network.
[01:39:33]  I don't see anything of the sort.
[01:39:36]  I don't see anything him claiming about.
[01:39:38]  Hold on, let me go to Infowars.com, all right?
[01:39:41]  Let's go to Infowars.com and see what he's doing.
[01:39:44]  Did he say anything about Generation X?
[01:39:47]  No, he doesn't fucking know.
[01:39:49]  What is this?
[01:39:52]  What are you talking about?
[01:39:53]  I don't see nothing about Gen X or GX or any of that other shit.
[01:39:58]  Fucking assholes lying their fucking asses off for Christ's sake.
[01:40:02]  You guys are lying your fucking asses off for Christ's sake.
[01:40:06]  Take fucking InfoWars off my screen.
[01:40:09]  All right, let's move on.
[01:40:10]  Fuck all of you trying to start a war between me and Alex Jones.
[01:40:13]  All right.
[01:40:14]  All right, this son of a bitch has been ripping me off for over 12 years.
[01:40:18]  And look, who the fuck put this stupid?
[01:40:20]  Who the fuck put that dumbass Ard Ham and Roxy Reyes bullshit as the sticker in my show?
[01:40:28]  This is going to be a short show.
[01:40:29]  I'm not even fucking around.
[01:40:30]  I'm going to get through these goddamn $20, $20, and I'm out of here.
[01:40:32]  And you all can go fucking wax your own carrots.
[01:40:35]  All right.
[01:40:36]  You go fucking sit there and figure it out yourself.
[01:40:38]  All right, you fucking baguettes.
[01:40:40]  And what is this?
[01:40:41]  How Ghost Lost His Legs is next.
[01:40:44]  How Ghost Lost His Legs.
[01:40:45]  How the fuck did I lose my legs?
[01:40:48]  How did I lose my legs for Christ's sake?
[01:40:50]  Hold on just a second.
[01:40:51]  Let me make sure.
[01:40:53]  What the fuck in hell?
[01:40:57]  Oh my God.
[01:40:58]  Look, viewer discretion is advised, folks.
[01:41:00]  I don't know.
[01:41:01]  Where the fuck do y'all find shit like this?
[01:41:04]  I mean, y'all bored and shit, and you're out there fucking surfing the internets and you find garbage like this.
[01:41:09]  What the fuck is this shit?
[01:41:13]  All right, once again, how ghost lost his legs, you know, requested this.
[01:41:17]  Viewer discretion is advised, by the way.
[01:41:20]  Hold on, what is it?
[01:41:21]  What?
[01:41:22]  What is it?
[01:41:23]  Bravo, trolls.
[01:41:24]  Nice new sticker.
[01:41:25]  Me and Roxy are proud of y'all.
[01:41:27]  Yeah, fuck you, Art Hammer.
[01:41:29]  Go fuck yourself, all right?
[01:41:31]  Fucking camel jockey Feth.
[01:41:33]  Anyway, play this.
[01:41:34]  How I lost my legs, supposedly.
[01:41:36]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[01:41:47]  The fuck is good?
[01:41:48]  What?
[01:41:48]  What the fuck is this?
[01:41:54]  He's gonna saw off his own fucking.
[01:41:56]  No, come on!
[01:41:57]  Ah, what the fuck!
[01:42:12]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:13]  Viewer discretion is advised, folks, please.
[01:42:18]  How Ghost lost his legs.
[01:42:20]  I'm a fucking nutter and I cut him off myself.
[01:42:22]  What are you fucking people thinking, man?
[01:42:25]  And where do you find shit like this?
[01:42:27]  This shit's been on since 2012.
[01:42:29]  It's barely got 3,000 views.
[01:42:31]  Ah, God.
[01:42:33]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:38]  And this kid's drinking a beer.
[01:42:40]  On top of that, the kid's drinking a beer.
[01:42:48]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:49]  Where do y'all find this shit?
[01:42:54]  Seriously?
[01:42:57]  oh my god he's fucking drinking a beer And now, you know, what a good time for a walk.
[01:43:12]  Now he's going to go for a walk, right?
[01:43:15]  Good time for a walk, eh?
[01:43:21]  Fucking stupid.
[01:43:22]  DeBoy Jake, it's obviously fake, but close-up shots look good.
[01:43:27]  He's going out for a walk.
[01:43:31]  Hey, I just cut off my legs.
[01:43:32]  Why not go up a flight of stairs?
[01:43:42]  Oh.
[01:43:43]  Oh, my dear, dude.
[01:43:44]  Hold on, pause.
[01:43:45]  Especially when there are many.
[01:43:46]  What now?
[01:43:47]  Guts a one.
[01:43:48]  A nice catchy song for Bathhouse Thursday.
[01:43:51]  Bathhouse Thursday.
[01:43:52]  Fuck you, Gutsa.
[01:43:54]  Bathhouse Thursday.
[01:43:55]  Fuck off.
[01:43:56]  I mean, what is this kid doing?
[01:43:58]  He just cut off his legs.
[01:44:02]  He's going to show his mom.
[01:44:04]  Hey, Ma, look what I did.
[01:44:06]  Hey Ma!
[01:44:12]  Hey Ma!
[01:44:18]  What the fuck?
[01:44:20]  And now he's in a wheelchair.
[01:44:23]  Now he's in a wheelchair.
[01:44:29]  I have no legs.
[01:44:30]  Help me walk again.
[01:44:36]  Oh, my God, dude.
[01:44:38]  What?
[01:44:40]  Oh, God.
[01:44:41]  Man, you see, this is why I don't even know what to say.
[01:44:46]  I don't know what the fuck to say.
[01:44:47]  This is supposed to be an independent operation out here.
[01:44:49]  This is obviously something out of this fucking freak show kid's mind.
[01:44:53]  I mean, you've got to be shitting me.
[01:45:02]  Shekels can be even dead.
[01:45:03]  Oh, dude, look, stop donating.
[01:45:05]  Especially when they're...
[01:45:05]  Stop donating $20, $20.
[01:45:08]  Oh, there's Gray Steele.
[01:45:09]  And, you know, Gray Steele occasionally likes to piss and moan on text-to-speech.
[01:45:14]  Why do you keep accepting video donos?
[01:45:17]  And here, this guy just did a video dodo.
[01:45:19]  Yeah, real, real swift.
[01:45:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:45:23]  Now, what is he going to get?
[01:45:24]  With the trash?
[01:45:30]  Oh no, that's his house.
[01:45:31]  Is that your house now?
[01:45:34]  Is that your house?
[01:45:42]  That was the most stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life.
[01:45:45]  I want my three and a half minutes back in my life for fucking wasting it watching that piece of shit.
[01:45:51]  I want my life back after watching that piece of fucking dog shit.
[01:45:56]  Jesus Christ.
[01:45:57]  All right, what else do we have here?
[01:45:59]  We got Brooke 412 in the house.
[01:46:02]  Brooke 412 requested this $20, $20 and said, GX, love the first hour, blazed as hell, enjoy this insanity.
[01:46:11]  Okay, so Brooke 412 has requested this one here.
[01:46:14]  So let's see what Brooke 412 has in store here.
[01:46:18]  People eating octopus gone wrong.
[01:46:23]  Dude, everybody, viewer discretion is advised again.
[01:46:27]  All right.
[01:46:27]  I don't know what the fuck this is, but Brooke 412 requested it.
[01:46:31]  People eating octopus alive gone wrong.
[01:46:35]  I don't even, I don't know, man.
[01:46:39]  I mean, good God.
[01:46:43]  All right, Brooke 412.
[01:46:47]  Oh my God.
[01:46:50]  Why?
[01:46:51]  Why, you fucking sick fucking jack broad?
[01:46:55]  WHY?!
[01:47:01]  Stupid fucking, these Asians are soulless.
[01:47:04]  Look at this.
[01:47:05]  These Asians are such soulless fucking people.
[01:47:07]  Look at this.
[01:47:08]  I'm going to eat a live octopus and use it for ASMR purposes.
[01:47:13]  I mean, you fucking sick fucks.
[01:47:18]  Look at this.
[01:47:19]  Dipping a live octopus.
[01:47:21]  And, man, what a fuck.
[01:47:23]  This is fucked up, man.
[01:47:25]  This is fucked up.
[01:47:30]  I hope you fucking choke.
[01:47:33]  I hope you fucking choke, man.
[01:47:39]  Fucking sick animals over there in Asia.
[01:47:41]  Give me a fucking break.
[01:47:47]  This is disgusting.
[01:47:49]  I can't believe it.
[01:47:49]  I mean, Brooke 412, come on, man.
[01:47:54]  Noble Savage with a diamond.
[01:47:56]  Hey, go, Stefan Molyneux is gaming live.
[01:48:00]  What?
[01:48:03]  Stephon fucking Molyneux is gaming.
[01:48:07]  Why?
[01:48:08]  Why?
[01:48:11]  Stephon fucking Mollenu.
[01:48:13]  I've heard it all now, dude.

=== Shock At Stefan Molyneux Gaming (15:12) ===

[01:48:18]  Listen to this dirty Asian bitch.
[01:48:21]  Listen to this dirty bitch.
[01:48:24]  Oh, you filthy fucking bitch.
[01:48:28]  Oh my God.
[01:48:34]  You fucking dirty bitch.
[01:48:38]  Dude, this is fucking gross.
[01:48:40]  How long is this?
[01:48:41]  Look, I'm going to let this go for about five or five minutes.
[01:48:43]  And that's it.
[01:48:44]  This is fucking gross.
[01:48:46]  This is fucking gross for Christ's sake.
[01:48:48]  Look at Noble Savage.
[01:48:50]  He beat you to it.
[01:48:51]  Why is fucking Stefan Mollenu playing games?
[01:48:56]  No, this dirty bitch.
[01:48:58]  All of you that want Asians, this is what you're getting right here.
[01:49:01]  All of you guys that like Asian chicks, this is what you're getting right here.
[01:49:05]  This is what you're going to be served when your dinner time comes around, all right?
[01:49:08]  These are the kind of fucking slurping noises and shit that you're going to have to accept.
[01:49:15]  This is what you get when you, all you Asian girl-loving punks, this is what you get right here.
[01:49:26]  Yeah, that's what you get right there.
[01:49:27]  You're going to have to listen to that every fucking day.
[01:49:34]  Just imagine the odor.
[01:49:36]  The odor this bitch is producing eating this type of food.
[01:49:45]  Just imagine her odor.
[01:49:46]  Just imagine her over.
[01:49:53]  Fucking dirty bitches.
[01:49:55]  Look at these dirty bitches, man.
[01:49:58]  You fucking dirty bitch.
[01:50:01]  You fucking dirty bitch.
[01:50:06]  All right.
[01:50:07]  Are we done with this, dude?
[01:50:08]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:50:10]  This is fucking disgusting.
[01:50:12]  Hey, but this is Asian broad for all you guys who are.
[01:50:16]  Like, oh, I love Asian brads.
[01:50:18]  Yeah.
[01:50:19]  This is what you'd have to get used to.
[01:50:21]  All right.
[01:50:21]  These types of sounds.
[01:50:23]  You know, this type of slurping.
[01:50:25]  Hey, what is it?
[01:50:26]  Richard McConnell.
[01:50:27]  Octopuses and Squid are my favorite creatures.
[01:50:29]  These people could go die in a whole ghost.
[01:50:31]  R.I.P., all innocent octopus and squids.
[01:50:36]  Well, I mean, at least kill it first, you know?
[01:50:40]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:50:40]  At least kill the shit.
[01:50:42]  For fuck's sake.
[01:50:47]  Jesus fucking.
[01:50:49]  These Asians, dude.
[01:50:52]  These fucking Asians.
[01:50:57]  I've had enough of this.
[01:50:59]  I'm giving it 30 more seconds and I've had enough.
[01:51:02]  All right, but this is it.
[01:51:06]  This is it.
[01:51:07]  For all you guys who are attracted to Asian women, this is it.
[01:51:11]  This is what you're going to get.
[01:51:12]  That's what you're going to get for lunch.
[01:51:15]  That's what you're going to get for dinner, boy.
[01:51:16]  How do you like that?
[01:51:20]  All right.
[01:51:21]  All right.
[01:51:21]  I think I've had enough.
[01:51:23]  And then watch it go in my mouth.
[01:51:26]  You'll see that?
[01:51:26]  You see that?
[01:51:27]  It's got to go out of my mouth.
[01:51:30]  And look at my pimple face.
[01:51:32]  The reason I have so much pimple on my face is because I eat a live octopus.
[01:51:36]  And I lead a lojocare pus.
[01:51:39]  All right, that's enough.
[01:51:40]  I've had enough of this Asian humor.
[01:51:42]  All right.
[01:51:42]  This is disgusting.
[01:51:43]  Get it off of here.
[01:51:45]  I've had enough of this Asian humor, for Christ's sake.
[01:51:47]  You people are eating live octopuses.
[01:51:49]  Are you fucking shitting me, man?
[01:51:52]  Oh, Christ.
[01:51:55]  Here, let me show you something else that these Asian people like to do.
[01:51:58]  All right.
[01:51:59]  Let me show you another thing that these Asian people like to do.
[01:52:02]  Aside from eating live octopus.
[01:52:06]  Here he is, right?
[01:52:08]  We'll get to it in a second, dude.
[01:52:10]  All right, we'll get to it in a second.
[01:52:12]  All right?
[01:52:13]  Jesus Christ.
[01:52:16]  That does it.
[01:52:17]  I am nuking all of Asia.
[01:52:19]  Well, that ain't half of it.
[01:52:20]  Take a look at this.
[01:52:21]  This is another cuisine that they like to do.
[01:52:24]  What is this?
[01:52:25]  Yeah, I am racist.
[01:52:26]  Go fuck yourself.
[01:52:27]  Just imagine the odor.
[01:52:28]  Hmm.
[01:52:29]  Hell of a course that's your first thought, you racist sub thinking of musky octopus.
[01:52:37]  All right, whatever.
[01:52:38]  This is what I'm thinking of.
[01:52:39]  Take a look at this.
[01:52:40]  Take a look.
[01:52:41]  Art Hammond!
[01:52:43]  Ard Hammond!
[01:52:46]  $50 bill.
[01:52:47]  $50 bills!
[01:52:48]  $50 bill!
[01:52:50]  $50 bill!
[01:52:52]  God!
[01:52:53]  $50 bill!
[01:52:55]  Tyler donated this before, so I'm donating $50 to have you watch the whole thing.
[01:53:00]  By the way, this was made by the guy who did the sonic drawing of you last show.
[01:53:04]  Great.
[01:53:05]  Yay!
[01:53:06]  Spaghetti!
[01:53:07]  Anyway, thank you, Art Hammond, for the $50 bill.
[01:53:10]  But I'm not looking forward to it.
[01:53:12]  Look, for all those that don't know, these Asians, specifically Chinese, they have like this fetish of eating things living.
[01:53:21]  Here is them.
[01:53:22]  What they do is they have a fish and they eat it while it's alive, folks.
[01:53:27]  Now, viewer discretion is advised.
[01:53:29]  This is on YouTube.
[01:53:31]  This is supposedly Chinese cuisine.
[01:53:34]  A live fish being eaten.
[01:53:36]  Go ahead and play it.
[01:53:38]  As you can see, it's still alive.
[01:53:51]  All right, this is Asian cuisine right here.
[01:53:55]  When they eat the fish alive.
[01:54:16]  Anyway, I just wanted to show y'all that.
[01:54:18]  I just wanted to show y'all.
[01:54:20]  I don't know what it is about Asians and their fetish of eating shit alive, but that's what they do.
[01:54:28]  Anyway, I don't know.
[01:54:29]  Noble Savage wants me to raid fucking Stefan Molyneux for some fucking reason.
[01:54:35]  So, look, I'm going to get to Noble Savage.
[01:54:38]  And the only reason I'm going here is because I got to see this for myself.
[01:54:42]  Stefan fucking Molyneux is playing video games.
[01:54:45]  And if you don't know who Stefan Molyneux is, folks, this is a guy that used to, you know, be known for his intellectual prowess and some of his monologues and, you know, philosophy and all that other shit.
[01:54:57]  Now this guy is going to play video.
[01:55:00]  I got to see this for myself.
[01:55:02]  I got to see this for myself.
[01:55:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:05]  It's him.
[01:55:09]  It's him.
[01:55:12]  He's playing fucking video games.
[01:55:17]  Oops.
[01:55:18]  There we go.
[01:55:19]  I cannot believe Stefan Molyneux is playing video games.
[01:55:22]  Wait, what did I just do here?
[01:55:23]  I cannot believe this.
[01:55:25]  I'm in shock.
[01:55:29]  I am in shock.
[01:55:34]  Ooh, I like that.
[01:55:35]  Press mouse 2 to acquire target.
[01:55:39]  Oh, my God, dude.
[01:55:40]  I'm in shock.
[01:55:43]  Stefan, why, dude?
[01:55:45]  Why?
[01:55:46]  Why, Stefan Molyneux?
[01:55:48]  Why?
[01:55:50]  I believe that is true.
[01:55:56]  I don't even know what to say, dude.
[01:55:57]  I'm in shock that Stefan Molyneux is playing video games.
[01:56:01]  I'm in shock.
[01:56:03]  I am in fucking shock.
[01:56:06]  What's up, Colin?
[01:56:07]  What's up, Josh LL1?
[01:56:09]  They're already fucking taking everybody down with a GX, flaming creations.
[01:56:15]  In Anturn.
[01:56:16]  Beano, what's up?
[01:56:18]  Big Tomahawk?
[01:56:19]  What's up, dude?
[01:56:21]  I can't believe Stefan Molyneux.
[01:56:25]  Sorry, alternative providers, but that is not working for me.
[01:56:29]  All right.
[01:56:30]  Mr. Person, Gears of War fan.
[01:56:32]  I mean, it's fucking Stefan Molyneux, man.
[01:56:37]  Wow.
[01:56:38]  Stefan Molyneux used to be.
[01:56:43]  Dude, I'm in shock, dude.
[01:56:44]  I'm in major shock that this is Stefan Molyneux.
[01:56:48]  This guy used to be political.
[01:56:50]  This guy used to be philosophical.
[01:56:53]  You know, this guy used to actually give well-intended.
[01:56:57]  Ah, God, dude.
[01:56:58]  I can't believe this.
[01:57:02]  I can't believe this.
[01:57:04]  No, so that would be a no.
[01:57:05]  So I assume we do just have to get over to there, right?
[01:57:08]  Oh, my gosh.
[01:57:09]  Stephon, why are you doing this, dude?
[01:57:12]  Why are you doing this, dude?
[01:57:14]  All right, I think that's too far.
[01:57:16]  Please tell me why are you doing this?
[01:57:19]  Oh, I didn't hit the number zero.
[01:57:21]  Oh, there we go.
[01:57:22]  Dude, I fucking Stefan fucking Molyneux is playing fucking video games.
[01:57:27]  And we got a dude.
[01:57:28]  Jump.
[01:57:28]  Stefan Molyneux is playing fucking video games.
[01:57:32]  I'm not going to make the next one, though.
[01:57:33]  Where is that here?
[01:57:34]  Hey, what's up, Johnny Conquest?
[01:57:36]  Venom Snake TV.
[01:57:37]  I'm a machine.
[01:57:39]  Ard Hammond.
[01:57:40]  Excellent.
[01:57:41]  I've got low health.
[01:57:42]  Fixer for you.
[01:57:43]  Duke Cherry.
[01:57:45]  I'm in shock that this guy's playing video games.
[01:57:48]  All right.
[01:57:48]  Let's get some of that health back.
[01:57:50]  I mean, I can't believe this.
[01:57:53]  It's the new Doom 2.
[01:57:55]  This is the Doom that you guys have been wanting me to play.
[01:57:57]  Okay, never.
[01:57:57]  I'll try not to make too many.
[01:57:58]  You've been wanting me to play it because this guy's fucking playing it?
[01:58:01]  But I will certainly try.
[01:58:02]  What's up, Pettis?
[01:58:04]  So now I have a little right-clicky thing here, right?
[01:58:07]  On this weapon.
[01:58:09]  Do I?
[01:58:10]  All right.
[01:58:11]  Look.
[01:58:12]  All right.
[01:58:13]  Look, I don't know how long.
[01:58:14]  I'm going to have to get off of here because I've lost major respect for Stefan Molyneux.
[01:58:19]  I mean, you know, this is what's prohibiting me from wanting to play video games on stream.
[01:58:24]  I mean, this is just, this is cringe, dude.
[01:58:28]  This is just, this is fucking cringe for Christ's sake.
[01:58:33]  God.
[01:58:36]  I'm getting out of here, folks.
[01:58:38]  I'm getting out of here.
[01:58:39]  I am upset.
[01:58:41]  I'm disappointed.
[01:58:43]  I'm a little angry that we're watching stuff on my own new game.
[01:58:46]  Gotta find new recruits for my cult.
[01:58:48]  Dot erm I mean enlightened podcast shish.
[01:58:50]  Oh that's not funny.
[01:58:52]  My cult.
[01:58:53]  Who?
[01:58:54]  My cult.
[01:58:56]  All right, look, I gotta get out of here.
[01:58:58]  Look, thank you, Noble Savage.
[01:59:00]  There's a secret.
[01:59:00]  Look at that.
[01:59:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:04]  Blue Shepherds can be even.
[01:59:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:08]  Especially when there are many.
[01:59:09]  And now I've got Ard Hammond.
[01:59:11]  Another one by the same artist, Animator.
[01:59:14]  If you watch this video, you can tell he watched you.
[01:59:18]  All right, we'll get to that in a second.
[01:59:19]  I'm still in shock that Stefan Molyneux is fucking gaming.
[01:59:25]  He's fucking gaming.
[01:59:26]  Critical fail.
[01:59:27]  Yeah, yeah, no kidding.
[01:59:28]  All right, I'm getting out of here.
[01:59:30]  I'm getting out of here, dude.
[01:59:31]  I'm sorry.
[01:59:33]  I can't watch this anymore.
[01:59:34]  Sorry if I'm missing something.
[01:59:35]  I mean, is there anything sacred when it comes to politics anymore?
[01:59:39]  Is there anything sacred when it comes to voices that people would once respect for their philosophical, psychological, social, and political commentaries?
[01:59:51]  Is there anything sacred anymore?
[01:59:54]  Oh my god, fucking Stefan Molyneux fucking playing games.
[01:59:58]  I can't believe it.
[02:00:01]  I can't fucking believe it.
[02:00:02]  Anyway, let me move on.
[02:00:03]  Thank you, Noble Savage.
[02:00:05]  I'm in shock.
[02:00:07]  I'm in shock, dude.
[02:00:08]  I'm sorry.
[02:00:09]  I'm in shock.
[02:00:10]  Here's Horatio Nelson again.
[02:00:12]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[02:00:15]  Something a little less downing from me.
[02:00:18]  Might donate another bit longer, one later tonight, if chat appreciates this dono.
[02:00:22]  All right.
[02:00:23]  GX to everybody.
[02:00:25]  Also, Stefan Molino is a giant faggot.
[02:00:27]  Omega level doesn't even read his chat to notice GX.
[02:00:32]  Yeah, no shit.
[02:00:32]  No, he knows who we're in there.
[02:00:35]  It's just he's trying to ignore it.
[02:00:36]  Everybody, like, whenever yours truly, you know, comes in and makes their presence known, everybody kind of just go, well, we better shut our mouths and let's not give Ghost any of attention.
[02:00:47]  And, you know, he's a bad man on the internet and he's got a toxic community and all that shit.
[02:00:53]  So anyway, I think that's what it comes down to.
[02:00:55]  But I am in shock, folks.
[02:00:57]  I am in complete shock that fucking Stefan Molyneux is playing video games.
[02:01:02]  And people in the chat room, he beat you to it, ghosts.
[02:01:04]  He didn't beat shit.
[02:01:07]  That's the reason why I never wanted to play video games on a goddamn stream to begin with, man.
[02:01:12]  I mean, it's something, there's something cringy about that.
[02:01:16]  There's something fucking cringy about that shit.
[02:01:19]  All right, anyway, let's continue.
[02:01:20]  Who's next for a $20, $20?
[02:01:22]  Where Ghost went to college?
[02:01:24]  Oh, this should be fresh.
[02:01:26]  When Ghost, where Ghost Went to College requested this one here.
[02:01:31]  And hold on, let me make sure that.
[02:01:34]  Oh, my God.
[02:01:37]  Hold on just a second, folks.
[02:01:39]  All right.
[02:01:41]  I don't know what the hell this is.
[02:01:42]  I want to make sure that where Ghost went to college.
[02:01:48]  You know, whoever the fuck donated this, fuck you.
[02:01:52]  Viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
[02:01:55]  Where Ghost Went to College requested this one, all right?
[02:01:59]  I wanted a career working firsthand with doctors in a professional setting that didn't take four long years.
[02:02:07]  I wanted to help all God's creatures, great and small.
[02:02:11]  But my grades just weren't high enough for medical school.
[02:02:15]  But now, I'm on the fast track to success.
[02:02:18]  Train for a new and exciting career at CI, the Cartwright Institute for the Study of Freedom Illnesses.
[02:02:26]  Freedom illnesses.
[02:02:28]  CI can train you for a rewarding career as an overseer, copyroller, servant monitor, breeder, or get an associate's degree in e-slave accounting.
[02:02:38]  Perform medical experiments.
[02:02:40]  Learn the nature of freedom diseases.
[02:02:42]  You'll be proud working firsthand with doctors, tackling the challenges of Negro peculiarities.
[02:02:48]  What?
[02:02:48]  Become that person you always knew you could be.
[02:02:50]  What?
[02:02:51]  Did I just hear put that back?
[02:02:53]  What the fuck is you'll be proud working firsthand with doctors, tackling the challenges of Negro peculiarities?
[02:03:00]  Become that person you always knew you could be.
[02:03:02]  Oh my god.
[02:03:03]  CI today.
[02:03:04]  Blasts are forming.
[02:03:05]  Oh my god.
[02:03:06]  You've got to be kidding me for Christ's sake.
[02:03:09]  N-word irregularities.
[02:03:13]  N-word irregularity.
[02:03:14]  Dude, that's fucked up, man.
[02:03:16]  The boy Jake with a diamond, man.
[02:03:18]  Thank you very much.
[02:03:19]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:03:22]  Where Ghost went to college.
[02:03:24]  I didn't go to college there.
[02:03:25]  I went to an accident.
[02:03:26]  It doesn't even matter where I went to college.
[02:03:28]  Just shut your mouth.

=== San Antonio Jukebox Abuse Report (05:36) ===

[02:03:30]  All right.
[02:03:31]  Let's move on here.
[02:03:32]  We got Zamboni driver.
[02:03:34]  All right.
[02:03:34]  And wait a minute.
[02:03:35]  Hold on.
[02:03:35]  What is this?
[02:03:37]  The San Antonio jukebox takes on Austin Engineers coming up next.
[02:03:41]  And why did you give me a mixer?
[02:03:44]  A fucking.
[02:03:44]  Why'd you give me a mixer, goddamn, a fucking address?
[02:03:50]  Who gives a flying shit about mixer, dude?
[02:03:53]  Seriously.
[02:03:55]  This guy gave me a mixer address.
[02:03:57]  What is this shit?
[02:03:58]  Hold on, put the PC shot on.
[02:03:59]  What is this?
[02:04:02]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:04:05]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:04:06]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:04:09]  San Antonio jukebox versus Austin Engineers.
[02:04:13]  What the fuck is this shit?
[02:04:17]  What the fuck is this shit?
[02:04:21]  And get a faster computer, whoever the hell is fucking hosting this shit.
[02:04:28]  San Antonio jukebox versus fucking Austin Engineers.
[02:04:31]  Look at this stupid shit.
[02:04:33]  Real funny.
[02:04:34]  And by the way, fuck you to whoever the fuck is doing this.
[02:04:40]  The boy Jake Custom Teams on NHL Games.
[02:04:45]  Tonight's contest involves two teams that are well coached and well trained.
[02:04:51]  Should be interesting.
[02:04:52]  It's dumped in.
[02:04:55]  Graveyard Shift.
[02:04:56]  I'm actually watching a fucking.
[02:04:59]  Wait a minute.
[02:05:01]  This is Tomahawk.
[02:05:03]  Is this that black guy?
[02:05:06]  Is this that black guy?
[02:05:08]  Colonel Transisco with a dime and true black college radio.
[02:05:11]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:05:20]  Let's see who makes the first score here.
[02:05:23]  A shot.
[02:05:26]  What's his next move from behind?
[02:05:28]  Come on, jukebox, you fucking dickheads.
[02:05:32]  Come on, jukebox, you fox.
[02:05:39]  Look at the engineers look like a bunch of fucking roosties and a bunch of Canadians always better to play from in front than to chase the game.
[02:05:52]  There's the game.
[02:05:52]  Man, that goalie is high.
[02:05:54]  That goalie is high.
[02:05:56]  Give me a break.
[02:05:56]  He could have stopped that shit.
[02:06:02]  You always hope if you're paying the price.
[02:06:04]  Come on, jukebox.
[02:06:06]  Come on.
[02:06:07]  In this case, it has.
[02:06:09]  So far, they got their money's worth early in this game.
[02:06:16]  Say, come on, jukebox.
[02:06:18]  Come on!
[02:06:30]  That early hit is an angry one.
[02:06:33]  Come on, fucking jukebox.
[02:06:36]  Come on.
[02:06:37]  The shooter thought he had a chance, but the goaltender robs of one a stop.
[02:06:40]  Oh, give me a break.
[02:06:42]  The post with the shot.
[02:06:50]  The whole bitch, you can all come on.
[02:06:57]  Hope he's going to be able to make that save all day.
[02:06:59]  His positioning is perfect.
[02:07:01]  It's not a difficult score.
[02:07:02]  Fucking jukeboxes.
[02:07:03]  Step your game up and step your chain up, bitch.
[02:07:08]  Look at the badasses on the jukebox side.
[02:07:14]  The Americans win that face-off right in front.
[02:07:18]  Come on, jukebox, you dicks.
[02:07:22]  Intercepted that one and it come on.
[02:07:28]  What the fuck?
[02:07:28]  I don't want to see the instant replay.
[02:07:31]  I don't want to see the fucking instant replay.
[02:07:34]  What are you talking about?
[02:07:35]  Albin!
[02:07:36]  Albin!
[02:07:37]  Who the fuck did that shit, you fucking cock!
[02:07:42]  Fucking Albin!
[02:07:44]  Albin!
[02:07:47]  Fuck you!
[02:07:50]  Fuck you!
[02:07:51]  Take this fucking shit out of here!
[02:07:54]  Albin!
[02:07:55]  Things are heating up with the shit!
[02:07:57]  Fuck you, whoever's doing this shit, man!
[02:08:00]  Fuck you!
[02:08:01]  Exactly what happened there.
[02:08:03]  Fucking piece of shit!
[02:08:08]  I'm fucking done with this shit.
[02:08:09]  I'm not gonna sit over here and take this kind of abuse from some fucking idiot that's trying to make me look like a fucking piece of shit over three minutes have been fuck you.
[02:08:21]  I should report this for abuse.
[02:08:23]  I should report this shit.
[02:08:25]  Let me report this shit for abuse.
[02:08:26]  How do I do this shit?
[02:08:28]  I gotta sign in.
[02:08:30]  What a ripper!
[02:08:32]  Fuck!
[02:08:36]  I don't want to fucking sign in for Christ's sake.
[02:08:38]  I want to report this for abuse.
[02:08:40]  Great display of goaltending right there, Doc.
[02:08:45]  Fucking Albin.
[02:08:46]  All right, take this shit out of here.
[02:08:47]  I'm done with this shit.
[02:08:48]  Take it out of here.
[02:08:49]  Fuck you.
[02:08:50]  Whoever the fuck did this shit.
[02:08:52]  Fuck you.
[02:08:54]  Fuck you.
[02:08:59]  Fucking asshole.
[02:09:00]  Fucking Zamboni driver.
[02:09:01]  Where the fuck you are, man?
[02:09:03]  Trying to make me look like a piece of shit.

=== Transgender Man Identifies As Dog (14:58) ===

[02:09:07]  I'm telling you, dude, I can't.
[02:09:11]  All right, let's move on.
[02:09:12]  And fuck all of you people that thought that was funny, man.
[02:09:15]  Hey, engineer, ban anybody who laughs at that.
[02:09:18]  Do you understand me?
[02:09:21]  Ban anybody who thinks this is fucking funny.
[02:09:25]  Fucking idiots trying to make me look like a piece of shit, fucking asshole.
[02:09:31]  Let's get to the next $20, $20 bucker, for Christ's sake.
[02:09:34]  Who's fucking next?
[02:09:35]  Fuck it.
[02:09:35]  Oh, the vibrator.
[02:09:37]  The fucking vibrator is next.
[02:09:39]  And he said, greetings, bagat.
[02:09:41]  Back again.
[02:09:42]  Oh, this should be great.
[02:09:44]  This should be fucking great.
[02:09:45]  This should be fucking great.
[02:09:46]  What, Art Hammond?
[02:09:48]  Way to go, Albin.
[02:09:49]  You represent the Jukebox webcomics in hockey well.
[02:09:52]  Yeah, fuck you, you fucking asshole.
[02:09:55]  I got your fucking.
[02:09:56]  Oh, look at this.
[02:09:57]  It's a vibrator.
[02:09:58]  There it is.
[02:09:59]  There is a vibrator.
[02:10:01]  Huh?
[02:10:03]  You might as well go ahead and straddle your speaker right now and get yourself a piece of the vibrator.
[02:10:08]  Huh?
[02:10:09]  I know your assholes are getting moist just listening to this.
[02:10:13]  Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hold on, we got Derwicking here.
[02:10:26]  A little combat 80s synth wave.
[02:10:28]  This should cheer you guys up.
[02:10:30]  A little synth wave, huh?
[02:10:31]  H-O-P-P-A-A-A-A-A-A.
[02:10:34]  Huh?
[02:10:34]  A little bit of synth wave going on.
[02:10:36]  Hold on, we got to listen to this vibrator a little bit because of...
[02:10:40]  Oh!
[02:10:56]  For all those that don't know, they used to play this on radio graffiti back a long, long time ago.
[02:11:02]  And they all think this is fucking funny.
[02:11:04]  I mean, for all those that are just tuning in, they thought this was fucking hilarious back in the day.
[02:11:09]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[02:11:17]  What now?
[02:11:18]  Goopy, I'm coming from the bass vibrator.
[02:11:22]  Yeah, you fucking coomer.
[02:11:23]  All right, here it is.
[02:11:24]  Let's continue on in another minute or so.
[02:11:41]  I'm telling you, I'm not joking around.
[02:11:42]  For all those that are confused, why the hell we're listening to this?
[02:11:45]  It's because somebody donated $20.20, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
[02:11:50]  And the reason everybody thinks this is fucking hilarious is because people used to call in and play this shit on radio graffiti.
[02:11:59]  Jesus Christ.
[02:12:01]  And get Brittany Venti's ugly face off of my fucking chat screen.
[02:12:06]  I fucking hate Brittany Venti.
[02:12:08]  That's a fucking dirty, ugly bitch.
[02:12:10]  And I don't understand why everybody fucking watches that stupid dumb whore.
[02:12:15]  She looks like fucking William Dafoe in drag.
[02:12:22]  That's who Brittany Venti looks like.
[02:12:24]  Looks like William Dafoe in drag.
[02:12:27]  Get that dirty bitch off my screen.
[02:12:30]  Get her off my screen.
[02:12:34]  Can't stand that broad for Christ's sake, man.
[02:12:37]  She's an ugly broad.
[02:12:38]  And I don't understand how she has simps.
[02:12:42]  She has fucking simps fucking throwing money on her.
[02:12:45]  She's fucking disgusting.
[02:12:47]  She's fucking disgusting for Christ's sake.
[02:12:52]  I'm not even joking.
[02:12:53]  A fucking William Dafoe in drag.
[02:12:55]  Somebody put a wig on William Dafoe and it's going to look just like Britney Venti.
[02:13:01]  I'm not joking.
[02:13:04]  Oh fucking Brittany Venti.
[02:13:14]  Take that bitch off of my screen, please.
[02:13:17]  All right, take her to hell off.
[02:13:20]  Take her off.
[02:13:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:13:36]  All right, I'm done.
[02:13:37]  Take Brittany Venti off my fucking screen, please.
[02:13:39]  All right, she's an ugly bitch.
[02:13:42]  Jesus Christ.
[02:13:45]  Take her off.
[02:13:46]  Why do you keep posting that bitch?
[02:13:48]  Take her off.
[02:13:50]  She's a filthy bitch.
[02:13:52]  Take her off.
[02:13:54]  She's an ugly, dirty bitch.
[02:13:57]  Take her off.
[02:14:00]  Jesus Christ.
[02:14:00]  All right, take this shit.
[02:14:01]  Take this fucking shit off while I'm at it.
[02:14:04]  I'm giving this fucking 10 more seconds and I'm taking it off.
[02:14:16]  Because this is obviously inspiring all the Britney Venti sticker shit on my chat room.
[02:14:22]  And I want him to take it off.
[02:14:24]  Take that dirty bitch off.
[02:14:27]  Take that dirty bitch off.
[02:14:30]  And by the way, take this shit off.
[02:14:32]  We already fucking heard this crap.
[02:14:33]  That's enough.
[02:14:36]  I got fucking people posting Britney Venti photos on my damn chat room.
[02:14:40]  Like, listen, she is William Dafoe in drag.
[02:14:44]  Do you understand me?
[02:14:46]  William Dafoe in drag.
[02:14:49]  Jesus Christ.
[02:14:52]  Anyway, fuck Brittany Venti.
[02:14:54]  Fuck all of you people.
[02:14:55]  Let me continue on with the $20.20 buckers up in here obligating me to watch these YouTube videos, okay?
[02:15:02]  Now, let me get to the next one here.
[02:15:04]  DJ Scrub Ataris.
[02:15:06]  And thank you, Colonel Transisco, for the diamond.
[02:15:08]  Colonel Transisco in the house.
[02:15:10]  DJ Scrub Atari said, this world is fucking insane.
[02:15:13]  Just check this shite out.
[02:15:16]  By the way, how was the 2005 Daytona 500?
[02:15:19]  Well, I didn't realize you were going to donate the whole fucking thing, okay?
[02:15:24]  We only watched about fucking six, seven minutes of it.
[02:15:27]  But I'm sure other people, you know, looked on to it and found it and watched it and waxed their carrot to it.
[02:15:34]  I don't like NASCAR, okay?
[02:15:36]  I'm sorry to disappoint people.
[02:15:38]  I don't like NASCAR.
[02:15:39]  It's the same five fucking rednecks that win every fucking time, okay?
[02:15:43]  I'm sorry.
[02:15:44]  It's the truth.
[02:15:46]  I'm sorry, but it is what it is.
[02:15:49]  All right, let's get to the next $20.20 bucker.
[02:15:51]  This is requested once again by DJ Scrubbataris.
[02:15:54]  And let's see what he has put here.
[02:15:57]  He's asked us if we liked his dono of the Daytona 25500.
[02:16:02]  Let's see what he has for us in store today.
[02:16:05]  DJ Scrubbiteri.
[02:16:06]  Oh, dude, are you fucking kidding?
[02:16:09]  Are you?
[02:16:09]  Are you this is torture, man?
[02:16:13]  You know, this is fucking torture.
[02:16:16]  You know, this is the kind of shit they subject fucking terrorists to in Guantanamo Bay.
[02:16:21]  I know I keep saying that, but look, before I air the next $20.20 bucker, I am subjected to shit that I am forced to watch.
[02:16:30]  I don't want to watch.
[02:16:32]  I have no inkling to watch.
[02:16:34]  I have no curiosity to watch, but I'm forced to watch all this bullshit.
[02:16:38]  And this next video should show you why I think that you idiots forcing me to watch this shit, you people sleep depriving me, is the equivalent of what they're doing to terrorists in Guantanamo Bay.
[02:16:52]  Now, what is it, you ask?
[02:16:54]  What is it that DJ Scrub Atari's, what did he request?
[02:17:00]  Transgendered man identifies as a fucking dog.
[02:17:06]  Okay?
[02:17:06]  Transgendered man identifies as a fucking dog.
[02:17:10]  Now, why the fuck would I care about this shit?
[02:17:14]  Why the fuck would I care?
[02:17:17]  Why would I have any interest in this shit at all?
[02:17:20]  Why?
[02:17:21]  For fuck's sake, just play it.
[02:17:23]  The boy Jake with a diamond.
[02:17:25]  WTF.
[02:17:26]  No shit.
[02:17:27]  Play it.
[02:17:28]  Good God.
[02:17:33]  And not to mention, I have to, hold on, hold on.
[02:17:35]  I've got to watch this baguette on top of it.
[02:17:37]  I got to watch this flamer, this fucking, this over-dramatic shithead, Paul Joseph Watson, on top of this, too.
[02:17:45]  Oh, this is a treat.
[02:17:47]  Oh, this is great.
[02:17:48]  I don't even like NASCAR.
[02:17:49]  Jesus.
[02:17:50]  What a scuffed Texan.
[02:17:51]  No offense, ghost, but I didn't see that one coming.
[02:17:54]  NASCAR is a fancy family.
[02:17:55]  I don't like NASCAR.
[02:18:01]  Might as well make shit go fast as fuck.
[02:18:04]  I don't like NASCAR, dude.
[02:18:05]  I'm sorry, alright?
[02:18:06]  I mean, it's the same five rednecks that win every time.
[02:18:10]  And what the fuck?
[02:18:11]  ST Mike the Meme Genie donated a diamond.
[02:18:13]  Great way to spend the night, Alban.
[02:18:15]  Yeah, fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
[02:18:17]  Now let's play it.
[02:18:18]  We gotta watch Paul Joseph Watson's idiot ass on top of this stupid fucking transgendered man identifies a dog.
[02:18:27]  Here we go again.
[02:18:28]  Tony McGinn, who was born female and is transgender, is known to his friends as Tony Bark.
[02:18:36]  This is due to Tony's proclivity to engage in puppy play, during which he dresses up as a dog and plays fetch with his partner.
[02:18:43]  Wait a minute.
[02:18:44]  Are they using a dildo as a dog tail?
[02:18:46]  Oh, he's from LA.
[02:18:47]  Of course he's from LA.
[02:18:48]  Where the hell do I even begin with this?
[02:18:50]  My name is Tony and I'm a human pup.
[02:18:52]  I'm Andrew.
[02:18:53]  I'm Tony's husband and trainer.
[02:18:54]  Name a more iconic child.
[02:18:56]  Yeah, look at that.
[02:18:58]  And look, these people shouldn't even be allowed to own dogs.
[02:19:02]  And they've got dogs in the background.
[02:19:04]  Just imagine what's going on with those poor things.
[02:19:07]  On the role of an animal.
[02:19:10]  And they emulate that animal, either through their behavior or their actions.
[02:19:15]  Some people wear costumes.
[02:19:17]  Yeah, I could have gone through the rest of my life without knowing that information.
[02:19:20]  This is the first hood that I ever got.
[02:19:22]  Is that a canine Iron Man?
[02:19:24]  I've been involved with this.
[02:19:26]  I can't believe this.
[02:19:28]  I mean, this is America, folks.
[02:19:31]  And then Ron.
[02:19:32]  Oh, you finally donate a video instead of saying the same fucking thing over and over.
[02:19:37]  How quaint.
[02:19:39]  How fucking quaint.
[02:19:41]  But anyway, folks, remember, this is a trans man, so she doesn't identify as a woman.
[02:19:46]  She's a trans man, yet has a husband and a trainer.
[02:19:49]  And how the hell do you train this fucking bitch, literally?
[02:19:53]  How the hell do you train her?
[02:19:54]  Do you get like one of those cattle prods?
[02:19:56]  Do you get a shock collar for Christ's sake and put it on this stupid heifer?
[02:20:00]  What do you do?
[02:20:01]  Play pretend.
[02:20:02]  They like to pretend to be an animal and they enjoy doing it.
[02:20:04]  I just never grew out of that.
[02:20:06]  So you're admitting that you have pizza pets?
[02:20:08]  Jesus Christ.
[02:20:09]  What?
[02:20:10]  What now?
[02:20:11]  Durwicking, I'll bet $14.88 that they're Jewish.
[02:20:18]  Oh, come on.
[02:20:19]  Don't go there.
[02:20:20]  Come on.
[02:20:21]  That explains it.
[02:20:22]  i got into pet play through tony once we started dating uh handler is a common role for hey look at their eye look look at the Look at the pupils on this guy.
[02:20:31]  Look at how dilated those pupils are.
[02:20:33]  Do you see that?
[02:20:35]  These people are on psychotropic drugs.
[02:20:38]  And that's why I keep telling you, whenever you see somebody do very weird, bizarre activity, take a look at their eye pupils.
[02:20:45]  And if they're dilated, that means that they're on psychotropic drugs.
[02:20:49]  And that's why they think things like this are normal.
[02:20:53]  Psychotropic drugs rechemicalize your brain.
[02:20:57]  And that's why in today's Western civilization, you have groups of people that are trying to find normality into things that are abnormal.
[02:21:07]  And this is a perfect example of that.
[02:21:10]  Glad to do it.
[02:21:11]  They say when the student is ready, the master appears.
[02:21:13]  They also say a dog chooses its owner.
[02:21:15]  The first time I met you, I was dressed as a dog for Halloween.
[02:21:19]  Are you comfortable being fully out?
[02:21:22]  Yeah, you've just shown us videos of you prancing around as a dog with a dildo for a tail.
[02:21:26]  You're so out.
[02:21:27]  You should have your own initial on the LGBTQ acronym.
[02:21:31]  I remember that he showed up with a little like dog nose painted on.
[02:21:35]  Yeah.
[02:21:35]  It didn't seem weird at the time.
[02:21:37]  There's a story for the children.
[02:21:38]  So, dad, how did you meet Dad?
[02:21:41]  Our eyes met over a crowded room full of people dressed as dogs.
[02:21:44]  Your father was eating kibble, and when he cocked his leg over my arm, he pretended to kiss on me.
[02:21:49]  Yeah, we get it.
[02:21:50]  Steph has left.
[02:21:51]  Here is my replacement.
[02:21:54]  Here's your replacement.
[02:21:55]  We're not raiding people, Noble Savage.
[02:21:57]  All right, we're not raiding people for Christ's sake.
[02:22:00]  I just had to go look at fucking Stefan Molyneux play video games because I couldn't believe it.
[02:22:06]  Hey, what is this?
[02:22:06]  Ghost equals conspiracy cuck.
[02:22:08]  Yeah, fuck you, you idiot.
[02:22:10]  What's a conspiracy?
[02:22:11]  I mean, you've got fucking women that are pretending to be men, that are pretending to be dogs, that have husbands.
[02:22:19]  Jesus, play the shit.
[02:22:21]  Just play the shit.
[02:22:22]  Aspects of pet play that relate to BDSM or kink or leather.
[02:22:27]  Sexualizing pets is something a well-adjusted person would definitely do for a hobby.
[02:22:31]  This is called a showtale.
[02:22:32]  What I've done is I've put it in the middle of the middle.
[02:22:34]  A showtale.
[02:22:35]  List.
[02:22:36]  A fucking Captain Hook dildo, and she's pretending that it's a showtale.
[02:22:41]  She goes can be a Captain Hook dildo.
[02:22:44]  Especially when the Christian, what is this?
[02:22:48]  Ghost Forums March 2020.
[02:22:50]  Dude, fuck it.
[02:22:51]  Just stop donating, dude.
[02:22:52]  I'm tired of you people already.
[02:22:54]  I'm tired of you people already.
[02:22:56]  My responsibility is freak show world.
[02:23:00]  The regular dog.
[02:23:02]  Leave the dog alone, you fucking sick bastard.
[02:23:05]  Leave the dogs alone.
[02:23:07]  Regular dog just different.
[02:23:08]  Does that mean you visit the vets when you're feeling a bit rough?
[02:23:11]  You're going to get spade.
[02:23:12]  Please get spayed.
[02:23:13]  We have bio-dogs, and I do train them.
[02:23:16]  Sorry, but is he saying bio-dogs to identify his actual dogs?
[02:23:20]  Go back.
[02:23:21]  We fucked up.
[02:23:22]  We have bio-dogs.
[02:23:24]  Bio-dogs?
[02:23:26]  Oh, my God.
[02:23:27]  What is this?
[02:23:28]  I'm a one-inch.
[02:23:29]  Yeah, fuck you, idiot.
[02:23:31]  I love Ghost is more willing to defend Nazi sympathizing and general racism, sexism, and classism, and considers himself a melting pot of friendship.
[02:23:40]  At the end of the first period, the score is the Engineers 2 and the Jukebox's 0.
[02:23:45]  We had a chance to speak to the jukebox's goalie, Thomas Albany.
[02:23:48]  Fuck the cute.
[02:23:50]  Fuck you, Samboni.
[02:23:53]  Second period coming up next.
[02:23:57]  Fuck you.
[02:23:58]  All right.
[02:23:59]  My catheter kept falling out.
[02:24:01]  Fuck you.
[02:24:01]  All right.
[02:24:02]  And by the way, I'm a one-incher, whoever the hell you are.

=== Defending Nazi Sympathizers (16:18) ===

[02:24:06]  Racism, sexism, classism, talking about those things is not illegal.
[02:24:11]  We still have the freedom of speech.
[02:24:13]  All right.
[02:24:14]  And I've always said that as a group, a group is defined by its majority.
[02:24:20]  A group is defined by its majority.
[02:24:23]  And look at Cheekbuster.
[02:24:24]  That creepy bitch looks like a fat Brie Larson.
[02:24:27]  What a bunch of sick fucks.
[02:24:29]  Hey, this is modern day America.
[02:24:32]  All right.
[02:24:33]  You're a bigot if you don't accept this in the eyes of leftists.
[02:24:38]  You're a bigot if you don't believe that this is a trans man who believes it's a dog, who has a husband who's her trainer.
[02:24:47]  You can't make this shit up.
[02:24:48]  I'm not even fucking joking.
[02:24:50]  That's basically 90% of it.
[02:24:51]  I am a good boy.
[02:24:53]  Wait a minute.
[02:24:54]  Am I watching bestiality?
[02:24:56]  I am a good boy.
[02:24:59]  A trans man.
[02:25:00]  Oh, yay!
[02:25:03]  Come on in.
[02:25:05]  In any other century, emulating a dog and barking to greet people will get you locked up in an insane asylum.
[02:25:11]  But now it's just another wacky week in 2018.
[02:25:15]  Very good.
[02:25:16]  What the fuck?
[02:25:18]  Beautiful.
[02:25:19]  This is why aliens won't talk to us.
[02:25:22]  And it's like the best time of my life.
[02:25:24]  It's the best moment of my life.
[02:25:26]  Oh, this is the best moment.
[02:25:27]  Is that Corinne?
[02:25:31]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:25:32]  Hold on.
[02:25:32]  I thought we were talking about dogs here.
[02:25:34]  I thought we were talking about dogs here.
[02:25:36]  This person is pretending to be a fucking leather-fied horse.
[02:25:40]  You see, this coincides with that brony bullshit.
[02:25:44]  The boy Jake with a diamond god, can't this be over yet?
[02:25:48]  No, we have to get accustomed to these lifestyles because if not, we're a bunch of bigots, according to the LGBTQ and the leftists.
[02:25:57]  We're a bunch of bigots if we don't accept this.
[02:26:00]  We engage in pet play actively a few times a month, and it's often in a social setting, such as a club.
[02:26:08]  Pet play in a social setting.
[02:26:12]  Oh my god, dude, what the fuck am I watching, man?
[02:26:17]  Come on!
[02:26:20]  What the fuck?
[02:26:21]  The event today that was held by the LA Pony and Critter Club is a play date.
[02:26:27]  They're informal.
[02:26:28]  They can be everything from three people to 20.
[02:26:32]  A fucking horse?
[02:26:33]  It's a sex club.
[02:26:35]  Oh, God, man.
[02:26:38]  Hey, what is this?
[02:26:39]  I'm a one-incher.
[02:26:40]  Fair enough.
[02:26:41]  All we have is our freedom of speech.
[02:26:43]  Me telling you you're a fucking idiot and that your audience is garbage is also free speech.
[02:26:47]  Well, I don't think my audience really cares, to be honest with you.
[02:26:50]  They've been called worse, but I guess it's invalid if your feelings are hurt, you pussy boy.
[02:26:57]  I'm not, I don't give a fuck what the fuck you call me.
[02:27:00]  All right, my own fans want me dead.
[02:27:03]  So do you think I give a shit about what the fuck you say to me for Christ's sake?
[02:27:08]  Fuck you!
[02:27:10]  All right, this is LGBTQ at its finest, folks.
[02:27:13]  Here it is, right there.
[02:27:14]  Detail, I like and y'all are wondering why I don't like bronies and you're wondering why I don't like bronies can be even dear right there.
[02:27:28]  Pause it right fucking there.
[02:27:31]  Welcome to the Engineer Show.
[02:27:33]  The engineer show, look, stop donating to me, dude.
[02:27:36]  All right, stop fucking donating to me.
[02:27:38]  And the boy Jake with a diamond lol called worse instead, indeed.
[02:27:43]  Yeah, listen.
[02:27:45]  This is what the LGBTQ wants you to identify as normal.
[02:27:49]  Do you understand?
[02:27:50]  This is what the leftists want to identify as normal, and we can't accept this.
[02:27:55]  Do you understand?
[02:27:56]  We can't accept this shit.
[02:27:58]  If these people want to get together in their own homes and dress up as horsies and doggies, that's their fucking problem.
[02:28:05]  They're trying to shove it down our throats and make it acceptable in everyday society.
[02:28:09]  And we can't let this go this way.
[02:28:11]  We cannot let this go this way.
[02:28:13]  And that's why you folks need to be overtly vocal in your opposition to this kind of crap.
[02:28:21]  I'm not fucking kidding.
[02:28:22]  You think God stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he's created?
[02:28:28]  For me, the reason that I like man's best friend.
[02:28:33]  Dog is man's best friend.
[02:28:34]  Sounds like somebody's enabling the patriarchy.
[02:28:37]  Dogs experience the world through a lens of pure joy that I don't think other animals have.
[02:28:42]  Maybe dolphins, but I feel like that's a good idea.
[02:28:45]  Oh my gosh.
[02:28:46]  Dolphins?
[02:28:47]  Now we're going to get dolphin play because they got a freshly waxed blowhole.
[02:28:52]  Is that why you're talking about dolphin play?
[02:28:54]  Nothing like a freshly waxed blowhole.
[02:28:57]  And what the fuck?
[02:28:58]  Nurse Jessica.
[02:28:59]  Mr. Albin, don't tell too loud.
[02:29:03]  It could cause your lungs to give out.
[02:29:05]  You may not have COVID, but your lungs are still weak.
[02:29:08]  Also, your dinner is ready.
[02:29:09]  Spaghetti and meatball dinner from banquet.
[02:29:12]  Fuck you.
[02:29:12]  All right.
[02:29:13]  Fuck off.
[02:29:14]  All right.
[02:29:15]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:29:17]  Anyway, let's play the rest of this because this is amazing.
[02:29:21]  We could do without the fucking Paul Joseph Watson commentary.
[02:29:24]  I really am not a fan of this fucking baguette.
[02:29:26]  I think he over-dramatizes shit.
[02:29:28]  I think his little cutaways and him over-dramatic and dramaticizing shit.
[02:29:32]  I mean, he's blatantly apparent, and I can't believe people still watch this fucking piece of shit.
[02:29:37]  Dolphin would be ridiculous, but a dog, that's just another casual Tuesday.
[02:29:42]  I don't think pet play is sexual.
[02:29:43]  I do think that to an extent it is erotic.
[02:29:46]  Yeah, you say it isn't sexual, but did you see the man wearing the horse gimp suit earlier?
[02:29:51]  You're putting animals in a sexual context regardless.
[02:29:54]  Seeing as you're emulating animals, you could only find it erotic if you found said animals attractive.
[02:30:01]  Oh, this is awkward.
[02:30:03]  We don't make it sexual, but I have nothing against this.
[02:30:09]  Oh, my God.
[02:30:11]  Don't make it sexual.
[02:30:13]  Sure, Jan.
[02:30:17]  What the fuck?
[02:30:20]  Fucking mad.
[02:30:23]  When the Snapchat is not.
[02:30:24]  I mean, where's coronavirus for these people?
[02:30:27]  Seriously, man.
[02:30:28]  Where's the coronavirus for these fucks?
[02:30:32]  I mean, for fuck's sake.
[02:30:33]  It's considerate of you to think of others.
[02:30:35]  Except for the fact that you've appeared in a video for this YouTube channel, which has 5.5 million subscribers.
[02:30:40]  I think people misunderstand pet play.
[02:30:42]  Wrong.
[02:30:42]  You've got 1.8 million there, Paul Joseph Watson.
[02:30:45]  You're not that popular, you piece of shit.
[02:30:47]  All right?
[02:30:48]  This has only got half a million views, and it was put up on 2018.
[02:30:51]  Get off yourself.
[02:30:53]  Get off yourself, fucking Paul Joseph Watson.
[02:30:55]  You're piece of shit.
[02:30:56]  Using an inverted dildo as a dogtail, mate.
[02:30:59]  Scientists have discovered that this is the last image generated by the brain before death.
[02:31:04]  Could this be God himself?
[02:31:08]  All right, get this fucking guy.
[02:31:09]  Fuck you, Paul.
[02:31:10]  Look at the herpesaur on Paul Joseph Watson's fucking shit.
[02:31:14]  All right.
[02:31:14]  Look, that was fucking utterly disgusting, but I would like for you all to know that that's America.
[02:31:19]  That's Western civilization.
[02:31:21]  And we're getting to a point now, if you disrespect freak shows like this, it's going to be a hate crime.
[02:31:27]  You're a bigot.
[02:31:28]  I'm not fucking kidding.
[02:31:29]  So that's why I keep trying to tell you folks, we should not allow any group to infringe upon our freedom of speech.
[02:31:37]  We should never have any group infringe upon our freedom of speech, regardless what the group or who the group is.
[02:31:44]  Especially if it's a bunch of decadent, disgusting, debauchery, bestiality-ridden sickos like this.
[02:31:54]  Anyway, let's move on to the next $20, $20.
[02:31:56]  And once again, thank you, Dr. Meow, for the 22-bucker.
[02:32:00]  I've never suggested people should self-medicate themselves.
[02:32:04]  I'm just simply stating that the hydroxychloroquine needs to be prescribed by doctors to coronavirus patients instead of treating them with these fast-track FDA treatments that are being produced every single day by the pharmaceutical companies that are beta testing these treatments on coronavirus victims.
[02:32:28]  Why aren't we allowing treatment of coronavirus victims with drugs like hydroxychloroquine with no patents?
[02:32:36]  No patents.
[02:32:37]  I like the idea of this pet plaything.
[02:32:39]  Get your 15 and a half horsepower.
[02:32:41]  All right, Art Hammond.
[02:32:43]  That's not funny, dude.
[02:32:44]  That is not funny.
[02:32:46]  All right.
[02:32:47]  That's not funny at all.
[02:32:48]  All right, Art Hammond.
[02:32:49]  I know you're trying to be an edgelord fucking camel jockey, but that's not fucking funny at all.
[02:32:54]  All right, and by the way, Art Hammond, he's the next fucking idiot that I've got to do a $20.20 bucker for.
[02:33:01]  And he said the following: So, since feminist socialist asked for, I might as well provide ghost anime merch.
[02:33:10]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:33:12]  Anime fucking merch.
[02:33:13]  Fuck you.
[02:33:14]  Fuck anime.
[02:33:15]  Fuck people who watch anime.
[02:33:17]  All right.
[02:33:17]  Fucking piece of shit.
[02:33:19]  Ah, Christ.
[02:33:21]  Ghost Chan.
[02:33:23]  Fucking ghost chan, dude.
[02:33:25]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:33:27]  The ghost fucking chan.
[02:33:30]  Oh, Christ, dude.
[02:33:32]  I mean, for fuck's sake, man.
[02:33:34]  Come on, man.
[02:33:37]  And, you know, this is Art Hammond who thinks it's all fucking hilarious, you know?
[02:33:42]  This is supposed to be fucking Ghost Chan merch.
[02:33:44]  You know, fucking Ghost Chan.
[02:33:46]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:33:48]  For fuck's sake.
[02:33:51]  No, don't put this as a sticker, you fucking dickhead.
[02:33:54]  Seriously, man.
[02:33:55]  Do not put this as a fucking sticker, for Christ's sake.
[02:33:59]  And Deboy Jake knows that ain't my signature.
[02:34:02]  Thank you, Deboy Jake, all right?
[02:34:03]  Since the isn't decent video coverage on these songs until I do them myself.
[02:34:08]  Here are some tunes.
[02:34:09]  Alone by Heart in Hell is for Children by Pat Benatar.
[02:34:13]  Wow.
[02:34:14]  All right.
[02:34:14]  Rocksmith dude and affecting in the place with another $40.40 bucker.
[02:34:19]  So cheers to Rocksmith, dude.
[02:34:21]  We always enjoy his, many of them.
[02:34:27]  It's just a time to party.
[02:34:29]  It's just a time to party.
[02:34:30]  Well, thank you very much, Derwicking.
[02:34:32]  Cheers to you, man.
[02:34:34]  Once again, Ghost Chan by Art Hammond's fucking beefy titan.
[02:34:38]  And they already put it up as a sticker.
[02:34:40]  Fuck you.
[02:34:40]  Take this shit off.
[02:34:42]  Take this fucking shit.
[02:34:43]  They already put it up as a fucking sticker.
[02:34:45]  It's being posted in my chat room.
[02:34:49]  The shit's being posted in my fucking chat room.
[02:34:52]  Fucking ghost chan.
[02:34:53]  Real fucking funny.
[02:34:56]  Fuck you.
[02:34:58]  Fucking piece of shit.
[02:35:00]  Fucking, you all think you're so cute.
[02:35:02]  Fuck you, Art Hammond.
[02:35:03]  Seriously, man.
[02:35:04]  Fuck you.
[02:35:06]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:35:09]  These are my fucking supposed fans out here.
[02:35:12]  These are my fucked up fucking fans.
[02:35:16]  All right, can we get to the next $20.20 bucker?
[02:35:19]  I'm getting fucking tired of this shit already, man.
[02:35:21]  All right, look, at least we got a friendly face on the next $20.20 bucker.
[02:35:25]  Fat Man1945 has requested the following.
[02:35:29]  He said, hey, ghost, how goes it?
[02:35:31]  Some doobie brothers.
[02:35:32]  God bless.
[02:35:33]  And as always, MEGA!
[02:35:36]  MEGA!
[02:35:37]  MEGA!
[02:35:39]  Four more years, four more years, four more years, baby.
[02:35:44]  You're damn right.
[02:35:45]  I mean, what are you going to vote for?
[02:35:47]  An old haggard, belligerent geriatric?
[02:35:49]  Doesn't know whether he's coming or going.
[02:35:51]  Jerry, Joe Biden?
[02:35:54]  Hell no.
[02:35:56]  A Cuomo?
[02:35:58]  Hell no.
[02:35:59]  All right, let's get to Fat Man 1945.
[02:36:02]  He requested some Doobie Brothers.
[02:36:05]  What tune did you request there, Fat Man 1945?
[02:36:09]  Uh-oh.
[02:36:10]  Oh, I think I know this one, baby.
[02:36:13]  The Duty Brothers is boomer music, by the way.
[02:36:16]  I like you, Idea Arteman, but Cat Prey is superior.
[02:36:19]  What?
[02:36:20]  Meow.
[02:36:21]  Give me Yarnball and I will give free sexuality.
[02:36:23]  Cat play!
[02:36:25]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[02:36:27]  Meow Mao Meow Me.
[02:36:32]  Fucking play, asshole.
[02:36:33]  Cat play.
[02:36:35]  Go fucking lick cat piss for Christ's sake.
[02:36:37]  Cat fucking play, dude.
[02:36:40]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:41]  All right, let's move on.
[02:36:43]  All right.
[02:36:44]  Sorry about all the trolls.
[02:36:45]  You see, I'm losing listeners the sicker you fucking trolls get.
[02:36:49]  You know that?
[02:36:50]  The sicker and more depraved that you assholes get, the more listeners I'm losing, you piece of shit.
[02:36:55]  So shut up with your sick-ass fetishes.
[02:36:58]  All right, you fucking blue ball blowing, rusty drombone playing, dirty Sanchez loving, Cincinnati bow tie receiving chicken eating cornboy shit.
[02:37:09]  Fucking asshole.
[02:37:10]  All right, look, let's get to Fat Man 1945's $20, 20 bucker request here.
[02:37:15]  And it is none other than the Doobie Brothers, baby.
[02:37:18]  The Doobie Brothers.
[02:37:20]  A little bit of boomer music.
[02:37:21]  Let's play it.
[02:37:23]  Here we go.
[02:37:24]  Yeah.
[02:37:25]  Everybody get ready to jam, baby.
[02:37:27]  As a matter of fact, where's my pipe?
[02:37:29]  Where's my pipe?
[02:37:31]  Here's my goddamn pipe, baby.
[02:37:32]  I'm going to smoke to some of this.
[02:37:33]  This is the Doobie Brothers, baby.
[02:37:36]  Damn right, baby.
[02:37:39]  Woo!
[02:37:43]  You're damn right, baby.
[02:37:45]  Where's my dope?
[02:37:46]  You're my fucking dope.
[02:37:49]  Damn right, baby.
[02:37:51]  When music meant something, baby.
[02:37:54]  The boy Jake, let's hope Mike McDonald survives 2020.
[02:37:58]  Why the hell for?
[02:37:59]  Mike McDonald should be just fine, baby.
[02:38:02]  This is a badass song.
[02:38:03]  Let's sing it.
[02:38:04]  Oh, Blackwater, keep on rolling.
[02:38:07]  Mississippi Moon, won't you keep on shining on me?
[02:38:10]  Oh, Blackwater.
[02:38:12]  Yeah.
[02:38:13]  Mississippi Moon, won't you keep on shining on me?
[02:38:18]  Fucking boomer music, baby.
[02:38:19]  Mississippi Moon, won't you keep on shining on me?
[02:38:21]  Fucking boomer music, baby.
[02:38:25]  Hey, look, we got a lot of Billy Aleash listening, sons of bitches, in this chat room who can't identify with this.
[02:38:32]  They don't know what good music is, baby.
[02:38:35]  They don't know what good music is.
[02:38:39]  Where's my lighter?
[02:38:40]  For Christ's sake, I'm going to smoke some dope to this shit, man.
[02:38:42]  I'm not even joking.
[02:38:45]  I miss the old days, baby.
[02:38:47]  Summer of love, huh?
[02:38:49]  1970s, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight, baby.
[02:38:54]  The 80s, where you can snort cocaine off chicks' tits in the club.
[02:38:59]  Hold on, what?
[02:38:59]  What?
[02:39:00]  To be honest, Mr. Albin, these cat play and dog play people are very sick.
[02:39:04]  God.
[02:39:05]  And I've seen some sick shit in my profession.
[02:39:08]  I prefer fish play anyway.
[02:39:10]  Fish play?
[02:39:11]  I don't even want to know.
[02:39:12]  Just fucking shut up.
[02:39:13]  I'm fucking.
[02:39:13]  I'm listening to Doobie Brothers here.
[02:39:16]  I'm listening to the Doobie Brothers here.
[02:39:18]  So shut the fuck up.
[02:39:21]  Yeah, I'm going to go.
[02:39:30]  Yeah.
[02:39:32]  Let me smoke some dope.
[02:39:40]  Yeah, I'm gonna hold an inland in the rain, baby!
[02:39:49]  Hell yeah!
[02:39:53]  Aw, shit!
[02:39:55]  Yeah.
[02:39:57]  Let's get a little high.
[02:39:58]  Let's get a little stone, baby.
[02:40:02]  Hold on, I got to blow my nose, I'm telling you.
[02:40:05]  The first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, it just releases the mucus out of the orifices.
[02:40:10]  I don't get it.
[02:40:12]  What?
[02:40:13]  For Christ's sake, I'm listening to the good, the fucking Doobie Brothers.
[02:40:18]  Piss goblin.
[02:40:19]  Hey, just dropping by to stop to this shitty ass song you're playing.

=== Dixie Land Pretty Mama Song (02:23) ===

[02:40:24]  Yeah, fuck you.
[02:40:26]  All right, fuck you, piss goblin, whoever the hell you are.
[02:40:29]  I am listening to the fucking Doobie Brothers, you fucking shitbag.
[02:40:33]  We blow my honkers.
[02:40:45]  I'm listening to some boomer music that you fucking young sons of bitches can't appreciate because you're too used to seeing ugly, dirty, fucking filthy bitches like Billy Alicia.
[02:40:56]  You think that shit's music.
[02:40:59]  You'd think that fuckin' horse shit is music!
[02:41:02]  This only mama gonna take me by the hand Uh, yeah This only mama gonna dance Here, let me get you another hit of dope.
[02:41:13]  I'd like to hear some fucking Dixie Land Pretty Mama come and take me by the hand.
[02:41:18]  Come on a hand.
[02:41:23]  What?
[02:41:25]  At the end of the second period, the engineers fight.
[02:41:27]  The jukeboxes won.
[02:41:29]  Third and final period coming up.
[02:41:31]  You know what, Zamboni driver, it's fucking rigged, you idiot.
[02:41:34]  All right.
[02:41:35]  You fucking rigged the game.
[02:41:36]  Fuck you.
[02:41:37]  All right.
[02:41:38]  You rigged the fucking game.
[02:41:40]  Fuck you.
[02:41:40]  All right.
[02:41:41]  Let me listen to the end of this fucking song by Fat Man 1945.
[02:41:46]  A little bit of doobie brothers up in here.
[02:41:52]  Take me by the hand.
[02:41:53]  Pretty mama.
[02:41:54]  I'll dance with you, baby.
[02:41:56]  All night long.
[02:41:57]  I'd like to hear some fuck at Dixie Landry, mama gonna take me by the hand.
[02:42:02]  Mama, mama, mama, take me.
[02:42:08]  I'd like to hear some fuck at Dixie Landry, mama gonna take me by the hand.
[02:42:14]  Mama, mama, take me.
[02:42:18]  Man, boomer music, baby.
[02:42:19]  I'd like to hear some.
[02:42:21]  You know, I know that many of you young'uns wish that you had the kind of music that we had back in my day, but it ain't coming back.
[02:42:29]  And you want to know why that is?
[02:42:31]  It's because back then, folks that actually played music actually knew how to play an instrument.
[02:42:37]  You know, they weren't dependent on a bunch of idiots flapping their fingers on drum beat machines, creating artificial beats and fucking electronic bullshit.

=== Intro Guitar And Vocal Solidify (06:04) ===

[02:42:47]  No, no, no.
[02:42:48]  They actually had a craft.
[02:42:50]  They actually appreciated their instruments.
[02:42:52]  Do you understand?
[02:42:54]  Hey, what is it?
[02:42:54]  Derwicking.
[02:42:55]  He said, this perfectly defines the easygoing feeling of the South.
[02:43:00]  When I went from living to East Ruthford, New Jersey, a fucking shithole, to Charlotte, North Carolina, I can tell you, get the fuck out of New England and other liberal hell holes.
[02:43:12]  The great state of Mucklenburg.
[02:43:15]  All right.
[02:43:17]  Jesus Christ.
[02:43:18]  I can tell you right now, New England is a subterranean shithole.
[02:43:22]  I wouldn't live there.
[02:43:22]  I wouldn't have even the inkling to visit there.
[02:43:25]  I love Texas.
[02:43:26]  First of all, I love Texas.
[02:43:29]  And the South, the reason the South is more, you know, easygoing is because we were an agrarian society, you know, meaning that the majority of the South's revenue was generated by farming.
[02:43:44]  And because of that, a lot of southern traditions were grown, like the, you know, all you can eat on a picnic table and picnics and spending time out there and barbecuing and shit like that became very traditional because, you know, we love what we do out here in the South, baby.
[02:44:06]  We love what we do out here in the South.
[02:44:08]  All right.
[02:44:09]  Anyway, let me move on.
[02:44:10]  Derwicking, by the way, he not only did that $3 bill, he's the next $20, $20.
[02:44:15]  And he said, time for some more fucking aggressive metal.
[02:44:19]  These guys are definitely better than Pantera.
[02:44:21]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[02:44:24]  Hold on there, Derwicking.
[02:44:26]  These guys are definitely better than Pantera.
[02:44:28]  Come on now.
[02:44:29]  You better calm that down.
[02:44:30]  Pantera is fucking metal, boy.
[02:44:32]  Come calm down.
[02:44:34]  Anyway, by the way, buy some gold, maybe silver.
[02:44:38]  Thank me, fall of 2021.
[02:44:40]  Well, everybody should have gold and silver in their portfolio.
[02:44:43]  I would increase it from a traditional 10 to 15% of your portfolio to 20 to 25% of your portfolio, especially during these uncertain times here.
[02:44:54]  And by the way, what did I tell you about that stock market today?
[02:44:58]  It's going to come back.
[02:44:59]  And once America opens back up, we're going to see those 30,000 Dow Jones Industrial.
[02:45:04]  And I hope that you listen because I told all you millennials and Gen Zers, this is your time to make a buck.
[02:45:10]  And I told you that high-yield dividend blue chip stocks or take a look at those airline stocks.
[02:45:16]  I told you.
[02:45:17]  Didn't I tell you airlines were going to get bailed out, boy?
[02:45:20]  I told you.
[02:45:21]  Anyway, let's get to Derwicking's supposed better than Pantera metal because I got to see this.
[02:45:27]  Now you've got my expectations really high there, Derwicking.
[02:45:30]  So this better be some kick-ass metal that you just requested.
[02:45:34]  Here it is right here.
[02:45:35]  All right, what is this?
[02:45:37]  Hold on, I got to wait for an advertisement.
[02:45:39]  I'm sorry.
[02:45:40]  I got to wait for an advertisement.
[02:45:42]  And then we're going to go ahead and see this so-called metal that's better than Pantera.
[02:45:46]  Is everybody ready?
[02:45:47]  All right.
[02:45:49]  According to Derwicking, this is better than Pantera.
[02:45:52]  So let's hear it.
[02:45:54]  Let's hear it.
[02:46:03]  I hear that heavy bass in the background.
[02:46:15]  All right.
[02:46:15]  Come on.
[02:46:15]  Let's hear a guitar.
[02:46:16]  Let's hear some vocals.
[02:46:26]  That sounds like a good intro guitar, baby.
[02:46:40]  I dig the intro guitar.
[02:46:43]  That sounds nice.
[02:46:44]  let's hear a little bit of vocal here to solidify the metal nice All right.
[02:47:08]  It's speeding up a little bit.
[02:47:09]  Remember, we've got to wait for that vocal to solidify whether this is a good song or not.
[02:47:30]  Let me give it 30 more seconds.
[02:47:36]  Hey, hold on.
[02:47:37]  What?
[02:47:38]  What now?
[02:47:38]  This one is for Derwiking.
[02:47:40]  It is a tiny bit longer, so I threw in an extra five sketches.
[02:47:44]  Well, thank you, Lone Star.
[02:47:46]  Thank you very much, Lone Star.
[02:47:47]  Appreciate it.
[02:47:50]  All right, you know, this is okay.
[02:47:52]  I would not call this anywhere near the tier of Pantera.
[02:47:56]  I would not call this anywhere near the tier of Pantera.
[02:48:00]  just saying.
[02:48:06]  I mean, the guitar sounds good.
[02:48:12]  vocals are kind of meh.
[02:48:25]  I mean it's not horrible.
[02:48:26]  Don't get me wrong.
[02:48:36]  It's not horrible.
[02:48:37]  I don't know.
[02:48:37]  I mean, I can dig it.
[02:48:38]  I don't hate it.
[02:48:40]  So men have sleepless nights.
[02:48:42]  Only wins your rapid sight.
[02:48:44]  Psychologically punching nights.
[02:48:46]  It's not bad.
[02:48:46]  I could bump this.

=== Deep Bass Solo On Guitar (03:25) ===

[02:48:52]  And it's because of the guitar, dude.
[02:48:54]  The guitar and that deep bass.
[02:48:55]  Do you hear that deep bass?
[02:48:57]  Is this a solo?
[02:49:24]  Yeah, there's a solo, baby.
[02:49:37]  Fuck yeah!
[02:49:45]  FUCKING BATTLE MAN!
[02:50:08]  This is, this is pretty good dude.
[02:50:15]  It's that fucking guitar and bass.
[02:50:19]  I mean, listen to that shit.
[02:50:32]  And, you know, I've only, I haven't seen dad metal being set in the chat room.
[02:50:38]  And thank God.
[02:50:39]  Oh, no, there's one idiot.
[02:50:41]  Let me tell you something: metal is music with a pair of cock and balls.
[02:50:46]  Do you understand?
[02:50:48]  It's made for men.
[02:50:49]  It's a man music.
[02:50:51]  You understand?
[02:50:52]  And the only chicks that come along in metal shows are bitches that are going to show their kits or get the fuck out.
[02:51:21]  Another solo man!
[02:51:32]  I mean, you could see a mosh pit of people mosh into this.
[02:51:36]  You see chicks in the front row flashing their kits to this.
[02:51:40]  Fuck yeah!
[02:51:56]  Yeah!
[02:51:58]  Yeah!
[02:52:04]  Lick your lips as you ever run across, anxiously awaiting your turn.
[02:52:10]  You mustn't get annoyed, it's all coming out!
[02:52:12]  And hell's your world burn!
[02:52:15]  I mean, I think people dig this in the chat room.

=== Everybody Digs This Badass Metal (03:26) ===

[02:52:17]  Do we have a general consensus that hold on?
[02:52:20]  Thomas Albin has been pulled from net and replaced by Captain Dessey.
[02:52:23]  What?
[02:52:24]  Tight cap.
[02:52:25]  Fucking Zamboni driver, you're fucking rigging that goddamn hockey game, you piece of shit.
[02:52:30]  That's fake and gay.
[02:52:32]  You rigged it.
[02:52:33]  Fuck you, alright?
[02:52:34]  I know it's a bunch of bullshit.
[02:52:36]  You rigged it.
[02:52:37]  The fucking jukeboxes should be kicking ass for Christ's sake.
[02:52:41]  And how the hell are you going to replace Albin with fucking Captain Desi, you dickhead?
[02:52:46]  Play the rest of this fucking song for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:52:52]  Seven out of ten unaborted for this song.
[02:53:08]  Ten out of ten, Susie.
[02:53:10]  8 out of 10, Mr. Person.
[02:53:12]  9 out of 10, Monkey Dela Rocha.
[02:53:14]  9 out of 10, Aura Aura.
[02:53:16]  9 out of 10, trusted lawyer.
[02:53:18]  0 out of 10, tech guy.
[02:53:20]  10 out of 10, Omegian.
[02:53:22]  Fixer for you, 8 out of 10.
[02:53:23]  Red Rhino, 8 out of 10.
[02:53:25]  Josh L117, 8 out of 10.
[02:53:28]  Shalladay SSB, 1, 8 out of 10.
[02:53:32]  Women or Stinky Holes.
[02:53:34]  That's a very interesting name.
[02:53:35]  7 out of 10.
[02:53:36]  Merrick 3110, 10 out of 10.
[02:53:38]  Brony 2020, 9 out of 10.
[02:53:41]  Noble Savage, 10 out of 10.
[02:53:43]  Who else do we have here?
[02:53:44]  We got KHUSA, 1 out of 10.
[02:53:48]  Pepe the Ghost, 10 out of 10.
[02:53:50]  Smed Canister, 10 out of 10.
[02:53:52]  Everybody digs this shit, dude.
[02:53:54]  Abraham NHD, 10 out of 10.
[02:53:57]  Corporate, 9 out of 10.
[02:53:59]  Gears fan, 9 out of 10.
[02:54:01]  Barry Blackberry, 9 out of 10.
[02:54:04]  Crazy YouTube Ninja.
[02:54:05]  Everybody digs it.
[02:54:07]  Everybody's digging it.
[02:54:16]  The general consensus of the room is that everybody digs this song, baby.
[02:54:28]  All right.
[02:54:30]  All right.
[02:54:31]  That was fucking some badass metal.
[02:54:34]  Touche, once again.
[02:54:35]  Let me thumbs up this shit.
[02:54:38]  Touche there, Derwicking.
[02:54:40]  Touche there.
[02:54:42]  Touche.
[02:54:45]  Not bad, baby.
[02:54:46]  Not bad.
[02:54:47]  All right.
[02:54:49]  What is it?
[02:54:54]  So the winners are Team China with Glorious Victory.
[02:54:56]  Fuck you, Team China.
[02:54:58]  Take you and your China virus and get the fuck out of here, there, Chairman Fried Rice.
[02:55:03]  All right?
[02:55:04]  Take you and your China virus and get the fuck out of here.
[02:55:09]  Anyway, once again, Derwicking, thank you very much.
[02:55:11]  We really needed some kick-ass fucking metal like that.
[02:55:14]  And here's Derwicking right now with a $3 bill.
[02:55:17]  This song is so intense, I just burnt myself out with Arc Lighter smoking my bong while it's headbanging prost to my knee.
[02:55:26]  I'm not going to say that.
[02:55:27]  These ARC lighters are pretty cool.
[02:55:30]  For all of you 420 folks at Beats Mind Lighters, you can recharge them with USB hashtag technology.
[02:55:36]  Well, thank you very much, Derwicking, for that insight on 420 tools.
[02:55:41]  But let's get to the next $20, $20.

=== Joe Rogan Socialist Resources (04:28) ===

[02:55:44]  This one right here is by Terry Brudge Hippolo or Terry Bruges Hippolo, whatever the hell that is.
[02:55:51]  Terry Bruges Hippolo requested this one and told me to start at what?
[02:55:54]  Six minutes?
[02:55:56]  Start at six minutes.
[02:55:57]  All right.
[02:55:58]  Let's see what Terry Bruges Dippolo.
[02:56:00]  Hold on.
[02:56:00]  I got to fucking redo it because once again, you know, it's being a fucking milky liquor for whatever reason today.
[02:56:07]  All right, here it is right here.
[02:56:09]  Terry Bruce Hippolo.
[02:56:10]  Let's see.
[02:56:11]  I got to start this at six minutes.
[02:56:13]  So let's see what he's got.
[02:56:15]  Six minutes.
[02:56:17]  What is this?
[02:56:18]  This better not be something stupid, man.
[02:56:20]  All right.
[02:56:20]  This is obviously another podcast.
[02:56:23]  And I don't.
[02:56:24]  Wait a minute.
[02:56:25]  Is this old Joe Rogan?
[02:56:27]  Is this old ass Joe Rogan?
[02:56:29]  And by the way, Joe Rogan, fuck you, Joe Rogan.
[02:56:32]  All right.
[02:56:32]  You're a piece of hypocritical disease-looking shit.
[02:56:36]  You are out here making all kinds of money.
[02:56:39]  And this is what boggles my mind with Joe Rogan.
[02:56:42]  This guy works his ass off.
[02:56:44]  I'll give him that.
[02:56:45]  He's out here working, pretending to be some kind of martial arts expert as a color commentator, no pun intended, for UFC.
[02:56:53]  He does his little stupid podcast.
[02:56:55]  He occasionally does cameos on movies.
[02:56:57]  He has that, or he used to have that stupid show X Factor.
[02:57:01]  I get it.
[02:57:02]  How the hell can this idiot be a Bernie Sanders supporter and be a socialist when somebody who works that hard to try to achieve as much money as he's trying to achieve?
[02:57:12]  Only people that work that hard are wanting to have lots of money.
[02:57:16]  All right.
[02:57:16]  Now, I have said, since Joe Rogan is a, I guess he's a proponent.
[02:57:22]  I guess he's for Bernie Sanders.
[02:57:25]  I think everyone who is down on their luck, everybody who is having trouble paying their rent, everybody who doesn't have a place to stay, they should descend on the home of Joe Rogan and demand that Joe Rogan give them a place to stay.
[02:57:40]  Demand that Joe Rogan give them something to eat.
[02:57:43]  Your stupid jukeboxes are currently being slaughtered by my best players.
[02:57:46]  Now, fuck you.
[02:57:48]  It's faking gay, Canadia.
[02:57:50]  It's faking gay.
[02:57:51]  So shut up.
[02:57:54]  Like I said, everybody who's down on their luck, who's homeless, who's hungry, they should descend on the home of Joe Rogan right now and demand because he's a socialist and he has an exuberant amount of natural resources that he could spread the wealth amongst people that he should do so.
[02:58:13]  I'm tired of champagne socialists, these assholes that are out here pretending that they're virtue signaling because I'm voting for Bernie Sanders when you're worth multi-millions of dollars, okay, using the capitalist system that you took advantage of here in America.
[02:58:31]  And now people like Joe Rogan and all these other Champagne socialists, you want to know why they're socialist?
[02:58:37]  Because they want to take away your ability to do what they did.
[02:58:42]  Because they're already up there.
[02:58:43]  They're already with the elites.
[02:58:45]  So they don't want anybody from the bottom coming up and taking their position or being a threat to their class system.
[02:58:53]  That's the whole trick around socialism and communism.
[02:58:56]  That's why you have billionaires trying to tout this socialist communist nonsense.
[02:59:02]  Because they're already up there.
[02:59:04]  All right.
[02:59:04]  They don't want you to get there.
[02:59:07]  And how does socialism and communism stop you from getting there?
[02:59:10]  It adds regulations, it takes away your ability to choose.
[02:59:15]  It takes away your freedom of economics.
[02:59:18]  It takes away everything so that the folks that are up top, they're already there.
[02:59:24]  You, you don't go anywhere.
[02:59:26]  You're given the pennies that the government gives to you.
[02:59:29]  And let me tell you, this stupid fucking coronavirus stimulus package should show all of you.
[02:59:35]  It should show all of you that your government doesn't give a shit about you.
[02:59:39]  And the only person and the only people that are going to care are your people that are within your close-knit family, that are within your household, that are within your community.
[02:59:48]  And that's why every one of us, instead of social distancing, which the government's way of trying to pull us apart, we should be getting to know our neighbors.
[02:59:59]  We should be getting to know our people within our fucking neighborhoods.
[03:00:02]  We should be knowing the people within our community so we can protect each other.
[03:00:08]  So we can protect our children.
[03:00:10]  So we can protect our property.

=== Come Out Closet Fat Fuck (08:56) ===

[03:00:12]  You understand?
[03:00:13]  Because this fucking government isn't going to do shit.
[03:00:17]  It isn't going to do shit.
[03:00:19]  So anyway, I got to play a Joe Rogan clip because Terry Bruges Hippolo requested it.
[03:00:26]  But fuck you, Joe Rogan, and fuck all you other champagne socialists out there that got millions and millions of dollars in your bank account that are trying to pretend that you're socialist to be fucking virtue signalers when everyone who is in pain right now, everybody who's homeless, everybody who's in economic peril, they should descend upon Joe Rogan and every other fucking champagne socialist's house and demand that they spread the wealth.
[03:00:55]  All right, I'm not even joking around.
[03:00:57]  Demand that Joe Rogan spread the fucking wealth and give you a room at his house at his mansion.
[03:01:03]  Demand that he feed you because he needs to spread the wealth.
[03:01:08]  Final score the engineers ate.
[03:01:09]  The jukeboxes won.
[03:01:11]  Tune in next Thursday as the jukeboxes take on the fortune cookies.
[03:01:16]  Fucking that's fake and gay.
[03:01:18]  Shut up, Zamboni, alright?
[03:01:19]  We know you rigged the game, so shut up.
[03:01:23]  Anyway, let's move on here, okay?
[03:01:25]  Once again, Terry Bruce Hippolo requested this.
[03:01:29]  He wanted me to start at six minutes.
[03:01:31]  Here it is.
[03:01:31]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:01:33]  Here it is, Joe Rogan in the old days with this fat Joey Diaz.
[03:01:37]  Dude, I'm fucking sick of this fat fuck.
[03:01:39]  Hey, I'm Joey Diaz, and, you know, I'm a fat fuck that smokes, you know, as an alcoholic.
[03:01:46]  And I did some time in prison.
[03:01:49]  And I think I've got jokes because I'm a fat fucking Puerto Rican.
[03:01:53]  And, you know, I'm fucking Joey Diaz from New York.
[03:01:57]  And fuck you too, Joey Diaz, all right?
[03:02:01]  Fuck you too.
[03:02:03]  Play this shit.
[03:02:04]  Dick was rare for a fucking month.
[03:02:06]  Let's not get away with this shit.
[03:02:08]  The saddest moments in your life is when your dick is sore.
[03:02:10]  There's something wrong with your dick.
[03:02:11]  And you realize, what if I gone here?
[03:02:13]  And on the weekends, he cuts your fucking dick off and puts that fucking monkey that that chick had we met in Vegas with the artificial turf and the fucking hole that time.
[03:02:22]  Remember?
[03:02:22]  That they threw out the Rivieras?
[03:02:24]  Remember Riviera Security came and tapped this shit talking to a fucking Harvey here.
[03:02:28]  Don't get confused.
[03:02:30]  Nothing beat that dirty oar used to date from Michigan.
[03:02:33]  That's the crazy bitch.
[03:02:34]  I was fucking in the ass in Seattle.
[03:02:36]  I was fucking in the ass in Seattle.
[03:02:37]  You don't talk about them.
[03:02:38]  I'm a fake fat fuck.
[03:02:39]  And all of a sudden, I got bitches giving me their ass.
[03:02:42]  You actually believe this, Joey?
[03:02:43]  Well, you're a fucking idiot, alright?
[03:02:45]  Felt something hitting my dick.
[03:02:47]  So I looked at her asshole.
[03:02:48]  I stuck like two fingers.
[03:02:50]  Like something was hitting the top of my unit.
[03:02:51]  I'm like, what the fuck is this sharp thing hitting my dick?
[03:02:54]  So I took my dick out.
[03:02:55]  She's like, oh, and I just put two fingers in there.
[03:02:58]  I searched around her asshole.
[03:02:59]  And that's what I found like a fucking little, like a, you know when you eat a Hershey's bar at aluminum foil that's inside the Hershey's, like half of it.
[03:03:07]  And I took it out, but it was all wrinkled up.
[03:03:09]  And it was like, this was pointy over here.
[03:03:11]  And I just took it out, looked at it.
[03:03:13]  It was like kind of brownish.
[03:03:14]  I put it on the table and stuff my dick back in there and finished up.
[03:03:17]  What?
[03:03:17]  I never said nothing to it because how do you tell somebody that's not going to be a little bit more like that?
[03:03:20]  You know what?
[03:03:21]  Fake and gay.
[03:03:23]  Fake and gay.
[03:03:24]  First of all, he was probably fucking a man's ass.
[03:03:27]  All right.
[03:03:27]  Because what fucking self-righteous fucking chick in this day and age is going to give this fat fuck any kind of poon unless he's paying over 500 bucks for 30 minutes.
[03:03:37]  All right.
[03:03:38]  Secondly, why would you want to do a prostitute or a woman in the ass?
[03:03:43]  All right.
[03:03:44]  I mean, isn't that like kind of like you've been fucking for at least two or three, four times material before you start thinking, you know what?
[03:03:51]  I'm going to go ahead and put it in the stink.
[03:03:54]  I've already got tired of the pink and let me put it in the stink.
[03:03:58]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:04:00]  And then he's pulling out rappers, insinuating that this bitch ate a candy with the wrapper on it.
[03:04:05]  And if he was to take out the wrapper out of this bitch's ass, it would have looked like Hershey kisses, okay?
[03:04:11]  It would have looked like a Hershey kiss.
[03:04:13]  What a I fucking hate these dudes.
[03:04:15]  I am not joking.
[03:04:16]  I fucking hate these dudes.
[03:04:18]  Fuck you, Joey Diaz.
[03:04:20]  I hope you have a heart attack.
[03:04:21]  Fuck you, Joe Rogan.
[03:04:23]  I hope everybody descends on your home demanding you spread the wealth, you champagne socialist shithead.
[03:04:29]  Did you steal my change jar in the late 90s?
[03:04:32]  Probably did right now.
[03:04:33]  No, no, I'm gonna steal my fucking change jar.
[03:04:36]  A fucking change jar.
[03:04:39]  What's a change jar?
[03:04:41]  I called you Joey Jingles for a while.
[03:04:44]  No, no, I would never run a change jar.
[03:04:46]  A change jar like a fucking cup of change.
[03:04:48]  Yeah, no.
[03:04:48]  Yeah, it's just a vampire.
[03:04:50]  I'm just lying in my ass.
[03:04:53]  What the fuck is wrong with that change jar?
[03:04:55]  I'm a professional.
[03:04:55]  I've never watched The Twilights, but I seen what those two little fucking half of fruitcakes look like.
[03:05:00]  I can't believe they're vampires.
[03:05:01]  In my day, vampires were bad motherfucker.
[03:05:03]  Barnabas Collins.
[03:05:04]  That's a vampire.
[03:05:05]  Wow, you just went deep.
[03:05:07]  Did you just hear guys?
[03:05:09]  And you know, when you were a vampire, you fuck guys, you fuck chicks.
[03:05:12]  It don't matter.
[03:05:13]  You're a vampire.
[03:05:14]  What did I hear?
[03:05:15]  Oh, yeah, you know, and you're a vampire bank that you fuck guys.
[03:05:18]  You fuck chicks.
[03:05:19]  You don't even care.
[03:05:21]  It all comes clear, doesn't it?
[03:05:23]  What did I tell you?
[03:05:24]  It all comes clear with this fucking Joey Diaz.
[03:05:26]  Come out the closet, you fucking fat fuck.
[03:05:28]  You know nobody was giving you any poon.
[03:05:31]  All right.
[03:05:31]  You're like every other fat kid out here that has to go on Grinder just to get a third party to get his wiener whack, you fucking fat, ugly, disgusting, wrinkled fuck.
[03:05:40]  And not to mention, look at your fucking, look at his face.
[03:05:43]  Look at how many wrinkles he's got on his fucked up fucking face, for Christ's sake.
[03:05:47]  This son of a bitch looks like he just came in from out of the rain after an hour.
[03:05:51]  And this son of a bitch is claiming that he's fucking bitches in the ass.
[03:05:54]  Fuck you, fucking Joey Diaz, you fucking homo.
[03:05:58]  You ain't gay.
[03:05:59]  You just sling dick, you fucking dogs.
[03:06:01]  It don't matter.
[03:06:02]  You're a fucking animal.
[03:06:03]  You gotta fucking go in New York.
[03:06:05]  Yeah, you gotta go.
[03:06:06]  People don't go like this in New York.
[03:06:07]  Stop sign.
[03:06:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:06:09]  Yeah.
[03:06:09]  You know how they do here?
[03:06:10]  No, you go.
[03:06:11]  Get the fuck somebody fucking go already.
[03:06:13]  You fucking moron.
[03:06:14]  I gotta get to the wheat store.
[03:06:16]  This is a great story.
[03:06:17]  I was thinking of Stan Hope on the way up here.
[03:06:19]  And our friend Mike was selling weed.
[03:06:22]  But at one time, he worked at CAA.
[03:06:24]  And he goes, listen, one of the interns over to him, he blew up.
[03:06:26]  He ended up being Whitney Houston's manager.
[03:06:30]  And, you know, and the tour manager.
[03:06:32]  And he's looking for powder.
[03:06:34]  So every day they would come over and I would sell Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston.
[03:06:38]  You know, they would come over with like $1,100, which was per diem money.
[03:06:42]  I was taking Whitney's per diem money, right?
[03:06:44]  Every day they come over.
[03:06:46]  Admitting to drug dealing.
[03:06:47]  You see this?
[03:06:48]  You see, I'm telling you, what I tell you about Puerto Ricans, dude, complete fucking dirt trash.
[03:06:53]  Complete dirt trash.
[03:06:55]  I'm sorry.
[03:06:55]  And that's from my personal experience, folks.
[03:06:58]  I've met many a Puerto Rican in my day, and every single one of them has been a conniving piece of fucking thievery shit, just like this guy right here.
[03:07:09]  I was taking fucking Whitney Houston's padill money.
[03:07:12]  It's like giving us some powder.
[03:07:14]  You know what I mean?
[03:07:14]  Giving her a little bit of cocaine.
[03:07:16]  Half of it was gold metal flour anyway, but this Mulan didn't know the difference.
[03:07:21]  Well, white envelope, and give me the padilla money.
[03:07:23]  And I'd go up to the Martel cartel and I'd buy 14 grams of blow, take an eighth ball out.
[03:07:28]  Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
[03:07:30]  What's up, dude?
[03:07:31]  And they were fucking going crazy.
[03:07:33]  This went on for 30, 40 days.
[03:07:35]  But I couldn't snort all the blow I was selling.
[03:07:39]  I couldn't snort it.
[03:07:39]  It was just too much.
[03:07:40]  They're picking me up at nine in the morning, paging me on the red pager.
[03:07:44]  I'm coming downstairs, getting in a car with them, going to the Martel cartel to the brothers, going in the house with two grams of Coke already cut in my pocket.
[03:07:52]  And I would just go in, take rock stock, throw the cut in, mix it up, and give it right back to them.
[03:07:58]  He's Cuban.
[03:08:00]  No way he's Cuban.
[03:08:01]  Cubans, dude, Cubans are the classiest of the Latin variants.
[03:08:06]  There is no way this scumbag is Cuban.
[03:08:09]  And if he is Cuban, you know, you need to excommunicate this fucking piece of trash.
[03:08:14]  All right.
[03:08:15]  I mean, I thought stitches was bad enough to represent the Cuban Latin variants.
[03:08:20]  Now you got this fat fuck.
[03:08:21]  Give me a break.
[03:08:23]  Play a little bit more and we'll move on.
[03:08:24]  How much coke are you stealing from?
[03:08:26]  I was selling them.
[03:08:27]  I was getting them a half ounce and taking an eight ball out and throwing an eight ball of cut in.
[03:08:31]  What is an eight ball?
[03:08:32]  Three and a half grams.
[03:08:33]  This is 98.
[03:08:34]  They're doing a half ounce a day, which is the boy Jake says he's born in Cuba.
[03:08:39]  Oh, that's great.
[03:08:40]  The page is going off of that sage.
[03:08:42]  And I said, fuck it.
[03:08:43]  Let me just bring the two ounces to the house of blow.
[03:08:46]  I've had enough.
[03:08:47]  I've had enough of this.
[03:08:49]  I had enough of your fake stories here, Joey Diaz.
[03:08:51]  You make me fucking sick, dude.
[03:08:53]  All right.
[03:08:53]  I've had enough of your fake fucking story.
[03:08:55]  I was already doing a couple of lines of blow.
[03:08:58]  You know what I'm talking about?
[03:08:59]  And then I saw fucking Whitney Houston and I was like, hey, Houston, you want some of this fucking coke?
[03:09:04]  And she was like, yeah, but I ain't got no money.
[03:09:05]  So what I did is I turned over and I spread my ass cheeks over.

=== Whitney Houston Coke Request (05:42) ===

[03:09:09]  And you know, my ass is kind of fucking hairy up in there.
[03:09:11]  So I got a couple of dingleberries.
[03:09:13]  This broad started eating my ass like she was looking for gold.
[03:09:16]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:09:18]  I had that tongue up in there like it was a fucking eel going into a fucking crevice.
[03:09:22]  Into a gut.
[03:09:23]  What?
[03:09:24]  Especially when there are many people.
[03:09:26]  Oh, Christ.
[03:09:27]  Can't handle Angel Boy.
[03:09:29]  Angel Boy, Superior.
[03:09:31]  Ghost Inferior.
[03:09:33]  I don't give a shit.
[03:09:35]  What the hell you say?
[03:09:36]  Can you just shut up?
[03:09:37]  And by the way, Colonel Transisco, press SQ if you self-quarantined over Corona.
[03:09:41]  I'm not fucking, dude, I'm defying the fucking laws in San Antonio.
[03:09:46]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:09:47]  I'm going everywhere and anywhere I want to.
[03:09:49]  All right.
[03:09:50]  And if they don't like it, they can eat my dick up to the hiccup.
[03:09:53]  And by the way, I missed a $2 by Brooke 412 Pony Ranch.
[03:09:57]  That's not funny, dude.
[03:09:58]  That's not funny at all.
[03:10:00]  All right.
[03:10:00]  Here it is.
[03:10:01]  And cheers to Horatio Nelson once again.
[03:10:04]  Vappy Vap, get better, dude.
[03:10:06]  And we hope it ain't Corona.
[03:10:07]  We hope it's just pneumonia, even though pneumonia is not much better, dude.
[03:10:10]  But still.
[03:10:11]  Goopy.
[03:10:12]  Goopy is next.
[03:10:13]  This fucking freak show fanfic sick pervert.
[03:10:16]  Goopy said, here's an epic and beautiful video of a man doing what he loves.
[03:10:20]  Now, look, I'm going to have to vet this video because if it's some sick bullshit, I ain't going to fucking play it.
[03:10:26]  I ain't going to fucking play.
[03:10:28]  What the fuck?
[03:10:32]  Oh, God, dude.
[03:10:36]  You've got to be fucking shitting me, dude.
[03:10:38]  You've got to be shitting me, okay?
[03:10:40]  I mean, literally shitting me because, oh, you want me to show the alcohol?
[03:10:44]  Go ahead and show it, ghost.
[03:10:45]  We want to see it.
[03:10:46]  We don't care what it is.
[03:10:48]  We want to see it, ghost.
[03:10:49]  We're a bunch of fucking sick assholes, literally.
[03:10:52]  We want to see it.
[03:10:53]  So show it, ghost.
[03:10:55]  Well, here it is.
[03:10:56]  You've heard of Pooh and a Lou.
[03:10:58]  Well, here is a man who likes bathing in poo.
[03:11:01]  How you like that shit, huh?
[03:11:03]  Taking a dip into a septic tank.
[03:11:05]  Y'all wanted to see it?
[03:11:06]  There it is.
[03:11:07]  Here's a man bathing in shit.
[03:11:10]  All right.
[03:11:10]  How do you like that?
[03:11:12]  How do you like that?
[03:11:13]  He's bathing in crap in a fucking septic tank, you fucking shithead.
[03:11:19]  How do you like that?
[03:11:20]  You fucking perverts.
[03:11:24]  And he's in it with a gimp suit on.
[03:11:26]  He's bathing in fucking shit with his gimp suit on.
[03:11:30]  Can you believe this?
[03:11:31]  Y'all wanted to see this, folks.
[03:11:33]  I was, I wanted to fucking move on, but you're all, I'm no ghost.
[03:11:37]  I want to see it.
[03:11:38]  I want to see it.
[03:11:40]  Yeah.
[03:11:43]  Well, there you go.
[03:11:43]  A guy in a gimp suit fucking swimming in a septic tank.
[03:11:46]  I hope you like it.
[03:11:50]  Ah, look at that.
[03:11:51]  Why don't you go ahead or do a header?
[03:11:53]  Do a header in there, Gimp.
[03:11:57]  Do a header in there, Gimp.
[03:12:03]  Man, it's fucking disgusting, dude.
[03:12:05]  Are you shitting me?
[03:12:06]  No!
[03:12:06]  Oh, he took a header.
[03:12:08]  He took a fucking header.
[03:12:20]  Why?
[03:12:21]  Why?
[03:12:21]  Why would you do that, you sick fuck?
[03:12:25]  Oh, God.
[03:12:30]  Oh, God.
[03:12:33]  Oh, my God.
[03:12:35]  The boy Jake.
[03:12:36]  HE'S SPREADING ALL THE EARTH!
[03:12:43]  Oh, fuck!
[03:12:44]  I can't do this, dude.
[03:12:45]  The boy Jake was a diamond, man.
[03:12:59]  God.
[03:13:15]  All right, that's it.
[03:13:15]  I can't take this anymore, dude.
[03:13:17]  All right, look.
[03:13:18]  All right, look.
[03:13:19]  Oh, God.
[03:13:20]  Oh, my God.
[03:13:21]  That's fucking sick.
[03:13:22]  The Wanderer with a diamond.
[03:13:24]  Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh god! Oh my god!
[03:13:50]  Take this shit off.
[03:13:51]  Take it.
[03:13:52]  I'm sorry, Doug.
[03:13:53]  Take it off man, ugh!
[03:13:55]  BLEUH! BLEUH!
[03:13:58]  Ugh, God!
[03:14:02]  The boy Jake with a diamond says, I hope this guy died of all kinds of diseases, man.
[03:14:06]  No shit, man.
[03:14:07]  Oh, my God.
[03:14:13]  Shit.
[03:14:15]  I'm going to throw.
[03:14:16]  I got.
[03:14:18]  Oh, God.
[03:14:22]  Oh, my God.
[03:14:23]  I just, I lost a bunch of listeners after that shit, too.
[03:14:26]  Literally, I just, I fucking lost a bunch of listeners in this shit.
[03:14:32]  I don't blame him for fuck's sake, man.
[03:14:34]  I don't fucking blame him, man.
[03:14:35]  Good God, man.
[03:14:36]  Fucking goopy, you pieces.
[03:14:38]  I should block you.
[03:14:39]  I should block you from ever donating to me again after that.
[03:14:43]  You piece of shit.
[03:14:47]  Oh, God.
[03:14:49]  I buy that front.
[03:14:51]  Oh, God.

=== Losing Listeners To Cheekbuster (06:57) ===

[03:14:52]  Oh, you fucking.
[03:14:52]  There's Billy F. You.
[03:14:53]  You fuck you, Billy.
[03:14:54]  What the fuck are you saying?
[03:14:56]  Are we watching your home movies?
[03:14:58]  Yeah, fuck off.
[03:14:59]  Fuck you.
[03:15:00]  I wouldn't be surprised if that was you bathing in shit, you fucking piece of sick fucking garbage.
[03:15:07]  Oh my god, that was fucking disgusting.
[03:15:09]  I'm sorry, folks, that you all had to watch that.
[03:15:11]  But you see, I tried to suggest that, look, I was going to skip it, but you assholes.
[03:15:16]  You're like, no, we want to see it, guys.
[03:15:18]  So you're scammering.
[03:15:23]  Well, there you go.
[03:15:25]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:15:27]  I'm sorry, man.
[03:15:28]  Jesus Christ.
[03:15:31]  All right, let me get my bearings straight here.
[03:15:35]  Let me get my bearings straight, dude.
[03:15:36]  That was fucking sick.
[03:15:37]  That was fucking disgusting.
[03:15:40]  All right, let me get to the next one here.
[03:15:42]  Cheekbuster.
[03:15:43]  That's an interesting name.
[03:15:44]  Cheekbuster requested this.
[03:15:47]  Does anyone remember when Soda Poppin did this?
[03:15:50]  I love how the lights are synced up to the mute.
[03:15:53]  Dude, fuck Soda Poppin' too, dude.
[03:15:56]  This fucking guy was scared of some Punky bastard that wouldn't leave his house And now he won't even Just never mind I just, whatever, right?
[03:16:06]  Whatever.
[03:16:07]  I think that fucking all those Twitch idiots are the most overrated shitholes on the planet.
[03:16:12]  All right.
[03:16:13]  So here we go.
[03:16:14]  All right.
[03:16:15]  Cheekbuster requested this shit.
[03:16:17]  What is this?
[03:16:18]  Soda poppin' at DreamHack 2016.
[03:16:21]  Fuck you, Soda Poppin.
[03:16:23]  You're a baguette, and I don't give a shit what anybody thinks about you.
[03:16:27]  You're a fucking fruit bowl, and you're a contribution for fruiting up America.
[03:16:31]  Play this shit.
[03:16:33]  Play this fruit bowl shit.
[03:16:35]  Like four or eight hundred cases to just fucking bam, bam, bam.
[03:16:40]  Yeah, that's what they did, you know?
[03:16:43]  And that's what that's what they did when they paused this.
[03:16:45]  That's what they did, you know, because I have this over-feminine voice because I'm contributing to the fruit bowlness of America.
[03:16:52]  So, like, all of my listeners that listen, that little soda poppin' over here, they listen to me and they're becoming homosexuals.
[03:17:00]  And I'm a contributing factor to that.
[03:17:02]  So I'm going to continue to be as faggy as I can so that I can continue to get more listeners.
[03:17:07]  Because haven't you noticed?
[03:17:09]  The more fruitier you are, the more listeners that you get.
[03:17:13]  The more that people like YouTube and Twitch expose you to their listeners and to their audience.
[03:17:20]  And yeah, I'm soda popping.
[03:17:22]  Yeah.
[03:17:26]  Okay.
[03:17:33]  You think you do, but you don't.
[03:17:35]  Okay.
[03:17:35]  All right.
[03:17:39]  All right.
[03:17:40]  Let's see this one.
[03:17:45]  What the hell's going on with this crappy program?
[03:17:51]  You guys are so...
[03:17:57]  My cock is...
[03:17:58]  What the fuck?
[03:18:00]  I don't know how you do it.
[03:18:01]  I mean, are you serious?
[03:18:03]  I mean, this is what people did at DreamHack.
[03:18:05]  This is what they do.
[03:18:06]  Fucking watch this idiot at his computer listening to.
[03:18:09]  I mean, this is the fucking stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life.
[03:18:12]  All right.
[03:18:13]  I will never do.
[03:18:14]  I mean, put this on the record.
[03:18:15]  I will never do some shit like this ever.
[03:18:18]  Ever.
[03:18:19]  I mean, this is condescending to the audience.
[03:18:21]  I mean, this guy is obviously fake and gay in more sense of the words.
[03:18:26]  I mean, is this what Dream Hack is?
[03:18:28]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:18:32]  But you don't.
[03:18:33]  Okay, what is it?
[03:18:37]  Follow me at S1 Toast on Twitter.
[03:18:45]  Okay.
[03:18:50]  What is this?
[03:18:51]  Come on, girl.
[03:18:52]  I'm trying to get you guys away.
[03:18:54]  Work then.
[03:18:55]  Let me see you change.
[03:18:59]  What the hell is this?
[03:19:06]  Oh, hello.
[03:19:08]  This is my job.
[03:19:09]  Oh, I don't like this.
[03:19:11]  It's a woman.
[03:19:12]  It's a woman.
[03:19:13]  I don't like that.
[03:19:14]  I'm soda poppin.
[03:19:15]  And what is this?
[03:19:17]  Colonel Transisco, True Dream Hack Twitch Radio.
[03:19:20]  Fuck Twitch and fuck DreamHack, alright?
[03:19:23]  Fuck Twitch, fuck DreamHack, fuck VidCon, fuck all that stupid shit.
[03:19:36]  Snack.
[03:19:38]  I'm a snag.
[03:19:42]  Okay.
[03:19:43]  We have to deal with this for one minute.
[03:19:50]  It's so bad.
[03:19:57]  I don't know what that was.
[03:19:59]  I mean, can you believe this?
[03:20:01]  Can you believe this?
[03:20:02]  This fucking idiot was in front of a fucking large crowd and people on the internet were dope.
[03:20:06]  I just can't believe it.
[03:20:07]  Fuck you, Soda Poppin'.
[03:20:09]  I hope you finally get infected with the AIDS, okay?
[03:20:12]  You're a fucking piece of crap.
[03:20:16]  Changing songs as quickly.
[03:20:17]  Go!
[03:20:19]  Skip it!
[03:20:20]  The time literally ran out.
[03:20:24]  Hi, you neckbags.
[03:20:25]  You fucking fucking fucking.
[03:20:34]  What the f?
[03:20:35]  I hope your bass don't break.
[03:20:37]  This is oh my god.
[03:20:39]  I hope it doesn't.
[03:20:40]  I'm soda poppin'.
[03:20:41]  I'm sorry.
[03:20:43]  I hope this isn't too bad for everybody in the audience.
[03:20:48]  Oh my god.
[03:20:51]  Shit goes get me even bigger.
[03:20:53]  It's so bad.
[03:20:56]  Give me a fucking break, all right?
[03:20:57]  On the Soda Poppins video for a split second.
[03:21:00]  I knew this song in a sec due to my extreme crowd abilities.
[03:21:04]  Too good not to share.
[03:21:06]  Grab a liter of beer.
[03:21:07]  Go to your nearest beer hall.
[03:21:10]  Oh, wait, they're all closed.
[03:21:12]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:21:13]  They're all closer to Rick.
[03:21:15]  And what is this?
[03:21:15]  DJ Rick Ashley.
[03:21:17]  Hey, ghost, just letting you know I just finished my blue remix featuring you and a cream-filled twink ass.
[03:21:24]  All right, great.
[03:21:24]  All right.
[03:21:25]  Go fuck off.
[03:21:26]  All right, play the rest of Soda Poppin' Faking and Gaying.
[03:21:30]  Let's hear the bass.
[03:21:31]  Come on, dude.
[03:21:32]  You're killing everyone, dude.
[03:21:35]  You're killing them all.
[03:21:38]  Okay.
[03:21:42]  Oh, my God.
[03:21:45]  Oh, the camera is vibrating.

=== DJ Rick Ashley Ear Rape Mix (15:18) ===

[03:21:49]  Oh, my God.
[03:21:50]  All right.
[03:21:51]  I think I've had enough of this shit.
[03:21:52]  I've had enough.
[03:21:56]  What a queer.
[03:21:57]  All right, get this queer off my fire.
[03:21:59]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:22:00]  How anybody is amused by this bag yet?
[03:22:02]  I have any.
[03:22:03]  I have no fucking.
[03:22:04]  Not just him.
[03:22:04]  I'm not just picking on him.
[03:22:06]  Everybody on Twitch.
[03:22:08]  Everybody on Twitch.
[03:22:10]  Fuck Twitch.
[03:22:11]  Twitch can take it in the ass.
[03:22:13]  Hey, what is this?
[03:22:14]  Frank?
[03:22:15]  All right, Frank.
[03:22:16]  Just look, everybody just stopped donating to me already.
[03:22:19]  All right.
[03:22:19]  I'm fucking tired.
[03:22:20]  All right.
[03:22:21]  I'm tired of this shit.
[03:22:22]  It's bad enough that I've got all this.
[03:22:28]  Just stop donating to me already.
[03:22:30]  All right.
[03:22:30]  Does everybody understand that?
[03:22:31]  Just leave me alone.
[03:22:32]  All right.
[03:22:32]  I don't even know if I'm going to have radio graffiti.
[03:22:34]  I don't know what the fuck's going to happen.
[03:22:35]  You people, look at that.
[03:22:36]  Fuck ghost.
[03:22:37]  Ghost will stream on Twitch.
[03:22:40]  I will never stream on Twitch.
[03:22:42]  Never.
[03:22:43]  I would never stream on Twitch.
[03:22:44]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:22:46]  Fuck those bull dykes and those fucking Femi fruit bowls at Twitch.
[03:22:50]  I would never ever stream on Twitch.
[03:22:53]  Anyway, here it is.
[03:22:54]  We've got Chad Poopter Griffin.
[03:22:56]  Chad Poopter Griffin in the house.
[03:23:00]  And what the hell did you say, Chad?
[03:23:01]  You said 20 years of ear raping goodness.
[03:23:04]  Oh, great.
[03:23:06]  All right.
[03:23:06]  Viewer discretion is advice.
[03:23:08]  Here comes ear rape.
[03:23:14]  Here comes the ear rape and Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
[03:23:18]  Hashtag true soda pop and queer radio.
[03:23:23]  Make sure it's ear rape in here.
[03:23:25]  This is a test of the emergency alert system.
[03:23:27]  No.
[03:23:29]  No.
[03:23:31]  Fucking Poopter Griffin, dude.
[03:23:33]  I should have known some fucking shit like this was going to come from you.
[03:23:39]  This is a test of the new emergency alert system.
[03:23:41]  Watch out for future ear rape.
[03:23:43]  Emergencies is being tested.
[03:23:44]  WPST serves the central New Jersey area.
[03:23:47]  This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
[03:23:50]  Oh, I love those.
[03:23:51]  PST weather probably sunny and cool today.
[03:23:52]  We're on 55 for the high.
[03:23:53]  Clear clothes night down three times tomorrow.
[03:23:55]  Early sunshine and clouds of the afternoon.
[03:23:57]  We're on 55 for the high.
[03:23:58]  It's 52 now in Joint 51 at PS2.
[03:24:01]  Looking to all this music in the air.
[03:24:05]  What the hell?
[03:24:06]  Why am I listening to Mexican?
[03:24:08]  Why are these people talking to me in Mexican?
[03:24:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:24:14]  Watch out, folks, for this ear rape here.
[03:24:18]  Oh, this one isn't as bad.
[03:24:21]  I guess it's because it's out of Mexico and they're kind of cheap.
[03:24:25]  You know, they're kind of a throwback from us in the first world out there in Mexico.
[03:24:31]  That's why they keep trying to break into our country.
[03:24:41]  Talk to me an American!
[03:24:44]  I'm brain This guy's talking to me in Mexican.
[03:24:58]  I don't even fucking...
[03:25:00]  Oh, it's Puerto Rican?
[03:25:06]  Well, even worse.
[03:25:09]  You know what?
[03:25:10]  It's even worse.
[03:25:18]  It should be a fucking hurricane warning.
[03:25:21]  Blow it out of the fucking water.
[03:25:23]  At 2:45 p.m., the opera indicated provincial rainfall associated with Hurricane George is moving across the warning area.
[03:25:29]  Jesus Christ, Griffin.
[03:25:31]  How long is this?
[03:25:34]  And now we go back to our normal programming.
[03:25:41]  The boy Jake with a diamond saying, Choop on me, Verga.
[03:25:46]  The international channel.
[03:25:50]  Oh, how cultural enriched.
[03:25:52]  How culturally enriched.
[03:25:54]  And what the hell is this?
[03:25:55]  They're wicking.
[03:25:56]  This is Puerto Rico technically a first world beaner.
[03:26:00]  Oh, dude, that's fucked up.
[03:26:02]  All right, look, I don't like him.
[03:26:03]  Don't be using references in that regard, all right?
[03:26:07]  Anyway, Colonel Transisco with another diamond here.
[03:26:10]  All right, great.
[03:26:11]  Play the rest.
[03:26:13]  It is I, the Devil, and I have come to take you all!
[03:26:32]  SO LET THE EVIL FLOW FREELY!
[03:26:35]  YAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
[03:26:49]  2 PM Eastern Day, Lactime.
[03:26:51]  National weather service stop or radar.
[03:26:53]  Indicate a severe thunderstorm 5 miles south-west of Tessar.
[03:26:57]  About 18 miles south-east of Tessar.
[03:26:59]  You'll be east at 40 miles an hour.
[03:27:02]  Other locations in the warning area include Washington.
[03:27:05]  William Burke.
[03:27:09]  Well, fucking anime, Chad Poopter Griffin.
[03:27:12]  Did you have to fucking ask?
[03:27:14]  Fucking asshole.
[03:27:17]  Of course, you had to add that stupid anime with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson.
[03:27:22]  This is a test of the emergency alert.
[03:27:24]  This one might be an ear rape.
[03:28:10]  7,000 counts a day going over by the All Springs Chinook.
[03:28:14]  110,000 have been counted going past the Bonneville Dan.
[03:28:18]  Oh.
[03:28:20]  Jesus Christ.
[03:28:21]  Another one of these fucking things.
[03:28:23]  Ah!
[03:28:34]  S.G. Mike, the meme, genie with a dime.
[03:28:37]  He hears Raymond Snake.
[03:28:39]  He hears Rayden Snake in the background.
[03:28:41]  What is this?
[03:28:43]  This video is way more relevant given our current situation.
[03:28:46]  Oh, yeah.
[03:28:47]  Remember what they pulled after this one.
[03:28:50]  Hell, no shit there, Lone Star.
[03:28:52]  Anyway, let me let it go for another 30 seconds for old Poopter Griffin here.
[03:29:04]  As of 1600 Local, the 18th Wing Commander, has declared Tropical Condition Storm Watch for Okinawa.
[03:29:11]  I repeat.
[03:29:12]  Tropical Condition Storm Watch for Okinawa.
[03:29:15]  Oh.
[03:29:18]  Tropical Condition Storm Watch for Okinawa.
[03:29:20]  Command post out.
[03:29:22]  All right.
[03:29:22]  That's about enough.
[03:29:23]  We've given this almost six minutes.
[03:29:26]  Cheers to, actually, we have given it six minutes.
[03:29:28]  Cheers to Chad Poopter Griffin.
[03:29:31]  I knew he was trying to ear rape us and, you know, make our lives a live in hell, but, you know, it didn't happen.
[03:29:36]  Anyway, cheers to Chad Poopter Griffin.
[03:29:38]  He's always contributing, even though he's a sick fuck.
[03:29:42]  Let's get to the next $20.20 bucker.
[03:29:44]  And by the way, didn't I say stop donating for Christ's sake?
[03:29:51]  This song gets me going.
[03:29:52]  And with your 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, it should get you going too.
[03:29:57]  Yeah, okay, great.
[03:29:58]  All right, Richard McConnell.
[03:30:00]  Real fucking funny, dude.
[03:30:01]  All right, real fucking funny.
[03:30:03]  Now, since people have been kicking with me, it's already the midnight hour, and you've been kicking with me for about three and a half hours.
[03:30:10]  I am going to open up the treasure chest.
[03:30:13]  Is everybody ready?
[03:30:14]  All right, everybody who's chilling in here with me, who's been kicking it in here with me, Colonel Transisco with another diamond saying, hashtag True Emergency Broadcast System Radio.
[03:30:24]  I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to open up the treasure chest here.
[03:30:28]  Is everybody ready?
[03:30:30]  Okay, now what you have to do to get lemons into your account is you have to stay here and listen to the broadcast, okay?
[03:30:38]  Stay here, listen to the broadcast, and interact with the chat.
[03:30:42]  The longer and the more you do that, the more probability that you're going to get yourself a lot of lemons.
[03:30:47]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[03:30:49]  Does everybody understand what I'm saying?
[03:30:51]  Got it.
[03:30:51]  Get it?
[03:30:52]  Got it.
[03:30:52]  Good.
[03:30:52]  All right, here we go.
[03:30:54]  Let's go ahead and get to the first opening of the treasure chest.
[03:31:01]  And this is to the thank you to the folks that have been listening to me for the first three and a half hours.
[03:31:06]  Here we go in five, four, three, two, one.
[03:31:12]  Distribute those lemons, baby.
[03:31:14]  Distribute those lemons.
[03:31:16]  Tell us how much lemons you got in the chat room, and I will name off the lucky ones who got the most lemons out of everybody else.
[03:31:23]  Does everybody understand me?
[03:31:25]  All right, here it is.
[03:31:26]  It's currently distributing them right now.
[03:31:29]  So let's see who got who, who got what, what got what, all that good stuff here.
[03:31:33]  All right, what is this?
[03:31:35]  What is this?
[03:31:36]  Hurry up and distribute the lemons, baby.
[03:31:38]  Come on, let's see how many people got lemons here.
[03:31:40]  And what, like I said, post what you got in the chat room.
[03:31:45]  Here it is.
[03:31:46]  Here it is.
[03:31:46]  We got Venom Snake TV with 140 lemon.
[03:31:50]  Aura Aura with 81 lemon.
[03:31:52]  The boy Jake.
[03:31:54]  The boy Jake with 59 lemons.
[03:31:57]  The Gears fan for the world with 47 lemons and unaborted with 39 lemons.
[03:32:04]  39 lemons.
[03:32:05]  All right, there we go.
[03:32:06]  And by the way, guess what I'm going to do?
[03:32:09]  Guess what I'm going to do?
[03:32:10]  Do I'm gonna bust out another thousand lemons and I'm gonna put it in the damn treasure chest right now.
[03:32:17]  All right, everybody, there it is.
[03:32:19]  Another thousand in the treasure chest.
[03:32:22]  So, everybody who's in here, who's participating in chat, who's listening to the broadcast, you know, it pays to listen to old ghost.
[03:32:30]  All right, it pays to listen to old ghost.
[03:32:33]  All right, we got to get to the next $20, $20 up in here, and that next one is Gutsa One.
[03:32:40]  Gutsa One requested this and said a nice catchy song for Bathhouse Thursday.
[03:32:46]  Don't ever refer to my Thursday as Bathhouse Thursday, you piece of shit.
[03:32:50]  Do you understand me?
[03:32:51]  Anyway, Gutsu One says there's a good song here for quote Bathhouse Thursday.
[03:32:57]  So, let's see what kind of fruity.
[03:32:59]  Oh, God.
[03:33:00]  Oh, God.
[03:33:01]  Here's Gutsa One, folks.
[03:33:03]  All right.
[03:33:04]  An old troll, but obviously, many of you folks that watch this, you're going to hear that song in your head that plays every time you hear something old from the past from True Capitalist Radio.
[03:33:17]  And that's memories in the corner of my mind.
[03:33:23]  Gutsawan requested this one.
[03:33:25]  And by the way, Venom Snake with a Diamond GX, everyone also fucked a boy Jake.
[03:33:30]  What the hell?
[03:33:31]  Why you gotta say that to the boy Jake, man?
[03:33:34]  Anyway, Gutsa One requested this.
[03:33:36]  Here it is.
[03:33:37]  Play it.
[03:33:40]  614 Radio Graffiti.
[03:33:42]  Ghost, let's go down to 6 Street and fruit up the place.
[03:33:45]  Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
[03:33:48]  I'm a right-wing man in a left-wing land.
[03:33:52]  Capitalizing blood pressure is rising.
[03:33:55]  This one's true for Wednesday, so let's dance and hide away.
[03:33:58]  What did I tell you?
[03:33:59]  Time to get fruity like a wild jehootie.
[03:34:02]  Come on, ghostly, let's get closer.
[03:34:04]  I'm a right-wing man in left-wing land.
[03:34:08]  Capitalizing, blood pressure's rising.
[03:34:12]  It's before Wednesday, so let's dance and hide away.
[03:34:16]  Time to get fruity like a wild jehootie.
[03:34:20]  I'm a fat racist man out here doing what I can.
[03:34:24]  Order me a round of apple teenies.
[03:34:28]  See you there in a wheelchair.
[03:34:30]  See you rolling my way.
[03:34:31]  There's no way you're not getting away.
[03:34:33]  Fucking Jeff.
[03:34:37]  Can't be a man.
[03:34:37]  Fucking Cadoo.
[03:34:38]  Fucking Cadoo and Tub Guy.
[03:34:43]  I'm a right-wing man in left-wing land.
[03:34:47]  GOOD GOD!
[03:35:02]  Come on, Ghostler, let's get closer.
[03:35:04]  Woo!
[03:35:04]  Woo!
[03:35:05]  Come on, Ghostlit, let's get closer.
[03:35:09]  Come on, Ghostler, let's get closer.
[03:35:11]  Woo!
[03:35:12]  Woo!
[03:35:14]  I tie my neck.
[03:35:16]  I adjust my hat to see another man's ass.
[03:35:19]  Yeah, I want some of that.
[03:35:21]  Can't deny you pass by.
[03:35:23]  You make me say I have some soap in a group.
[03:35:27]  Yeah, it's bathtub.
[03:35:28]  My mellow can't be harsh.
[03:35:32]  Making it rain here on 6th cream.
[03:35:36]  My mellow can't be harsh.
[03:35:40]  Making it rain here on 6th create.
[03:35:44]  Come on, ghostly.
[03:35:45]  Let's get closer.
[03:35:46]  This is fucking star.
[03:35:48]  Come on, ghostler.
[03:35:49]  Let's get closer.
[03:35:50]  Woo!
[03:35:51]  Woo!
[03:35:51]  Come on, ghostly, let's get closer.
[03:35:53]  I'm glad nobody does shit like this anymore.
[03:35:55]  Come on, Ghostler, let's get closer.
[03:35:57]  Woo!
[03:35:58]  Woo!
[03:35:59]  I'm a right-wing man in a left-wing land.
[03:36:03]  Can't be lies in.
[03:36:04]  Blood pressure's rising.
[03:36:06]  It's true for Wednesday.
[03:36:08]  Solas dancers hide away.
[03:36:10]  Found to get rudy like a wild jehootie.
[03:36:14]  I'm a right-wing man.
[03:36:17]  And fuck anybody in the track room that thinks this shit is funny.
[03:36:20]  I'll tell you that my god damn man.
[03:36:21]  Go and stay, so let's dance the night away.
[03:36:25]  Time to get fruity like a wild jahoo.
[03:36:28]  Come on, ghost.
[03:36:29]  Let's go.
[03:36:29]  Let's get closer.
[03:36:32]  Come on, Ghostler.
[03:36:33]  Let's get closer.
[03:36:36]  Come on, Ghostland.
[03:36:37]  Let's get closer.
[03:36:39]  Come on, Ghostler.
[03:36:40]  Let's get closer.
[03:36:41]  Woo!
[03:36:42]  Woo!
[03:36:44]  Man, I gotta tell you, Tub Guy, I'm having a great time.
[03:36:46]  Well, Ghost, I noticed you dropped a soap.
[03:36:49]  Oh my.
[03:36:50]  Uh-oh.
[03:36:52]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:36:54]  You gotta be fucking take this fucking guy out, fucking Kadoo and Tub Guy, you fucks.
[03:37:02]  I'm telling you, man.
[03:37:04]  You see what I'm saying, dude?
[03:37:05]  This is my fan base here.
[03:37:07]  This is my fucking fans.

=== Tub Guy Drinking Piss (07:11) ===

[03:37:08]  This is it.
[03:37:09]  That's great, isn't it?
[03:37:11]  Doesn't everyone want to become a streamer now?
[03:37:14]  Yeah, thanks a lot, Gutsa One, for even fucking requesting that shit.
[03:37:17]  What is it?
[03:37:20]  TCR was actually funny.
[03:37:21]  Dude, fuck off, all right?
[03:37:23]  The ghost show is just fuck all of you fucking people that are talking shit to me, all right?
[03:37:30]  That's all you do is talk shit.
[03:37:31]  That's all you fucking do is talk shit.
[03:37:33]  Let me get to the next $20, $20 bucker before you continue to talk shit.
[03:37:38]  Gray Steele requested this, all right?
[03:37:41]  Gray Steele requested this one here.
[03:37:43]  So let's go ahead and get to Gray Steel up in here and see what the hell is this.
[03:37:48]  Oh, God, dude.
[03:37:49]  I mean, why are y'all fucking requesting shit like this?
[03:37:53]  Why are you all requesting shit like this?
[03:37:55]  All right.
[03:37:56]  And here's Distillery with a Diamond.
[03:37:57]  I heard this live.
[03:37:59]  I was in the spray booth laughing.
[03:38:01]  Yeah, that's great.
[03:38:02]  I'm glad.
[03:38:02]  It's fucking great.
[03:38:05]  All right.
[03:38:06]  Gray Steele requested this.
[03:38:08]  Now, if you thought the trans man acting like a dog having a husband was weird earlier in the broadcast, I think this one is going to probably take the taco on that one.
[03:38:21]  Here is a woman who drinks and bathes in her own urine.
[03:38:26]  How do you like that shit?
[03:38:29]  A 53-year-old woman who drinks and bathes in her own urine.
[03:38:33]  Look at this ugly bitch!
[03:38:36]  AHHHHH!
[03:38:38]  For a drinking contest, it's easier to drink than water.
[03:38:44]  OH MY GOD!
[03:38:45]  For the past 4 years, Kayla has been drinking nearly all of her urine.
[03:38:48]  It started as just one glass in the morning.
[03:38:52]  Now she...
[03:38:52]  Oh God, dude, are you fucking kidding me, man?
[03:38:56]  I like warm pee.
[03:38:58]  It's comforting.
[03:39:00]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:39:03]  Hold on, pause this.
[03:39:04]  Dude, you see what I'm saying?
[03:39:06]  You see, I blame psychotropic drugs for rechemicalizing people's brains.
[03:39:12]  And now the abnormal is starting to become normal in some of these sick fucks.
[03:39:17]  All right, and the boy Jake dropped a diamond, said he remembers this.
[03:39:21]  Jesus Christ.
[03:39:22]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:39:24]  No shit.
[03:39:25]  Play it.
[03:39:29]  The first time I drank my urine, I didn't throw up.
[03:39:34]  And it wasn't horrible.
[03:39:36]  You look like a sick, demented bitch.
[03:39:39]  Look at the amount of wrinkles on this broad.
[03:39:42]  Now, it'd be one thing if you were drinking piss and you look like fucking, you know, J-Lo or something.
[03:39:47]  Then, you know, it might be somewhat encouraging.
[03:39:50]  Look at this fucking old leather bag.
[03:39:53]  Look at this old leather bag.
[03:39:55]  Ah!
[03:39:56]  She's smelling it.
[03:39:57]  She's a connoisseur.
[03:39:59]  She's a connoisseur of piss.
[03:40:02]  Sometimes tastes like plum champagne.
[03:40:06]  Oh my god, dude.
[03:40:07]  Why are y'all fucking donating shit like this, dude?
[03:40:11]  Why are you donating shit like this, man?
[03:40:15]  Why on earth didn't you tell us you had a country album out?
[03:40:18]  What the hell are you talking about?
[03:40:19]  This is an amazing song, Ghost.
[03:40:21]  You are really talented.
[03:40:23]  Oh, Gray.
[03:40:24]  Ghost is a great singer.
[03:40:25]  All right, we'll get to yours in just a second.
[03:40:28]  Right now, we're watching Gray Steele's request of some old dirty fucking leatherbag bitch that drinks her fucking bays in her own piss.
[03:40:37]  Maybe a little lemony.
[03:40:38]  A little lemon.
[03:40:39]  Oh, good.
[03:40:40]  You can taste different things going through your body.
[03:40:42]  You fucking sick bitch.
[03:40:45]  You fucking sick, dirty bitch.
[03:40:47]  Recycled.
[03:40:50]  You sick, dirty, filthy bitch.
[03:40:52]  I don't need it anymore.
[03:40:54]  Makes the urine taste really bad.
[03:40:57]  Oh, my urine is.
[03:40:59]  And this is her daughter.
[03:41:00]  What your body has decided to filter through and get rid of.
[03:41:05]  So it doesn't seem healthy to me to put that back into your body.
[03:41:09]  But Carrie doesn't drink urine just because she loves the taste.
[03:41:13]  Her addiction began two years after being diagnosed with cancer.
[03:41:17]  It was cancer.
[03:41:19]  Diagnosed with malignant melanoma.
[03:41:21]  Stage three.
[03:41:22]  And they took out 16 of my lymph nodes, found cancer in three of them.
[03:41:27]  Oh, my goodness.
[03:41:29]  Yeah, you know, let me tell you something.
[03:41:31]  You see, they probably hooked her up with chemotherapy, and that chemotherapy fries your brain.
[03:41:38]  And that's why she's having these weird, fucking strange addictions, for Christ's sake.
[03:41:42]  All right, they took out her lymph nodes and they went made her go through chemotherapy and fried her fucking brain.
[03:41:48]  It's perfect, perfect example.
[03:41:50]  Perfect example.
[03:41:52]  With the chemo, I'd have a year to live.
[03:41:54]  See that with the chemo, with the chemo, I had a year to live, okay?
[03:41:59]  I did against chemo, instead turning to urine therapy, an ancient and long discounted practice to maintain health.
[03:42:06]  Urine therapy?
[03:42:08]  Four years later, she still uses it to fight her disease.
[03:42:12]  She has never consulted a physician about her unorthodox treatment.
[03:42:16]  Carrie has also found other ways to consume urine besides drinking.
[03:42:20]  Ah, she brushes her teeth with this shit.
[03:42:25]  She brushes her fucking teeth with this shit.
[03:42:27]  Under my eyes, in my ears.
[03:42:30]  She uses it a fucking perfume.
[03:42:32]  Adding it to your bath is really good for your skin.
[03:42:35]  Oh!
[03:42:37]  for a lotion replacement you put it in your skin and it oh god man come Come on.
[03:42:47]  This is my eye cut.
[03:42:49]  She's putting it in her fucking, don't tell me you're putting it in her fucking eyeball.
[03:42:53]  She's putting piss in her fucking eyeball.
[03:42:56]  She's putting fucking pits in her fucking eyeball.
[03:42:58]  I mean, good God.
[03:43:00]  Drinking.
[03:43:01]  This is kind of tricky, you guys.
[03:43:03]  She's putting it up her snout.
[03:43:05]  She's putting piss up her fucking snout.
[03:43:10]  She's putting piss in her snout.
[03:43:12]  Ah!
[03:43:14]  When you're nasal drinking.
[03:43:17]  Oh my god.
[03:43:22]  Oh, no!
[03:43:23]  She's putting it up her fucking snout!
[03:43:27]  She's putting it up her snout!
[03:43:29]  After finding a suspicious mole on her back, my concerns are whether or not the urine is helping with the.
[03:43:37]  Oh my god, pause this.
[03:43:38]  Oh, God.
[03:43:40]  Billy, F. You, I was wrong.
[03:43:41]  This is Ghostwife.
[03:43:43]  Yeah, fuck you, Billy, you fucking bagger, right?
[03:43:45]  The boy Jake with a diamond netty piss pot distilling.
[03:43:49]  She pissed in my eye.
[03:43:51]  Don't bring that up, asshole.
[03:43:53]  Jesus Christ, play this pissy shit.
[03:43:56]  Really think that this is the best thing for her to be doing to help her health get better.
[03:44:02]  I don't know.
[03:44:02]  I'm just scared.
[03:44:03]  I want to be honest with you.
[03:44:04]  I think this bitch is such a nut job, this bitch here, that the placebo effect is actually having an effect here.
[03:44:11]  Now, believe it or not, placebos actually work.
[03:44:15]  I'm not even kidding, placebos actually work.
[03:44:18]  That's why they give these studies for medication.