True Capitalist Radio host navigates a Texas power outage and kidney stone crisis before reacting to viewer videos criticizing Amazon's Whole Foods, warning against oil-based lubricants for anal sex, and debunking moon landing conspiracies. The episode escalates into heated political rants labeling President Biden as "dementia-ridden trash" while discussing Skull and Bones rituals, Black Lives Matter morality, and biblical interpretations of Lucifer in Shin Megami Tensei. Ultimately, the stream blends chaotic user submissions with personal grievances, illustrating a format where technical glitches and offensive chat interactions drive the narrative rather than structured analysis. [Automatically generated summary]
Anyway, look, my apologies on that one for Christ's sake.
I don't know what the fuck happened.
Unfortunately, we've been having a lot of rain out here in San Antonio, Texas, to the point in which we've been having mass floods and, you know, a lot of bad hail and a lot of bad shits going on out here.
So what ended up happening, believe it or not, what ended up happening is we just had like a power surge in which the power went out for about 10 or 15 seconds and then it went back on.
So it wasn't internet service or anything of that nature.
What ended up happening is that we got a little bit of a power surge or something went on.
And it's because we've been suffering from some bad thunderstorms out here in the San Antonio, Texas area.
All right.
So it's not boomer excuses, you dumb fucking idiots.
All right.
The entire power went out.
Okay.
The entire power went out in the whole damn neighborhood here.
And then it just went back on.
So I have no idea.
Once again, we've been having, if you take a look at the weather reports out here for San Antonio, Texas, it has been a pretty bad situation to say the least.
Okay.
So just letting everybody know, my apologies on that one.
There's probably going to be two different replays now, the first four and a half hours of the show.
And then, you know, whatever the hell the rest of the show is going to be here.
But once again, Texas is being hit up with a lot of thunderstorms.
And as a result, we just had the power turn off on us for about, Jesus Christ, for about 15 seconds, 10 or 15 seconds.
So now we are back, unfortunately.
I guess it must be fucking raining.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
All right, let's go back to Fat Marshall's video.
And once again, we just had the fucking power turn off on us.
Hey, hold on, what is this?
We've got a quillion.
Oh, my God.
Have you thought about getting a generator to keep the power on?
I thought about that.
And I've got a pretty good plug that'll prevent anything from damaging the computer.
But as far as like a generator or anything of that nature, no, I haven't.
And even if it was, the modem would have turned off anyway.
So even if I had the generator to keep the goddamn computer running, the damn modem would have just turned off.
So anyway, sorry about the power outage.
My apologies.
All right.
What is this?
Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
Oh, my God.
Israel 45, or excuse me, Ghost 45 Israel 1.
Okay, great.
All right, great, for Christ's sake.
And Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, Ghost45, Israel 0.
Okay, all right, thank you very much.
All right, what else we got?
We got Pookie from 713.
What is this?
My sister, my daughter.
I said I want the troop.
Sorry about the power outage, folks.
All right.
Used my last 500 in EBT to buy Doge at 0.08C.
Sold at 35C.
Thanks for the great investment advice.
Anyway, Ghost Style.
All right.
Whatever, asshole.
All right.
Fuck Dogecoin.
Anyway, folks, my apologies once again on the power outage.
Okay, let us go ahead and get to the video in question by Fat Marshall.
I'm sorry about that.
Let's get back to it.
It was a power outage out here.
We're having all kinds of storms out here in San Antonio, Texas.
All right.
Anyway, put the PC shut on.
Here we go.
Hey, Vedot 575.
I said we've been having, you dickhead.
All right.
I'm not saying we're having it now.
We've had it.
All right.
So shut up.
Anyway, once again, this was the video that Fat Marshall suggested I shouldn't be shopping at Whole Foods.
So we're going to see why.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, Matthew Melton here.
And today we are at Whole Foods.
And I'm going to be making my case for why you should never shop at Whole Foods ever again.
Okay, all right.
Let's hear the case.
Now, I do this YouTube channel with my wife Doris, and together we play in a band, which is called, some of you may know, Dream Machine.
And we talk about anything and everything we feel like making a video about.
And we use the ad revenue to help us pay for guitar strings, etc.
So we encourage you to go ahead and get it.
All right, you look like Nano Box.
Follow along with us.
All right.
Whole Foods was founded in Austin, Texas in 1980.
Now, as of 2019, they have about 500 locations and a market value of over $12 billion.
They started off as a really cool locally owned shop and grew into a successful chain operation that helped make health food and organic food more mainstream.
And in its boom years, they really shook up the food retail industry.
And you might even say raised awareness for eating healthier and get the point, Hippie.
Tell me why I shouldn't be doing this.
You're just shocking, right?
Now, I love healthy eating and eating organic foods.
I'm all in.
And I used to shop at Whole Foods all the time.
But once they got bought by Amazon, many things changed, as you might imagine.
And I will never shop here.
Enlighten me.
Ever again.
Now, interesting story.
If you want to go down the rabbit hole of our whole YouTube channel, you should check out the video I made about my near-death experience where I basically ate a whole bunch of genetically modified and heavily pesticide-coated sunflower seeds from a conventional store, had an allergic reaction to the pesticides and almost died and temporarily went into another dimension.
But I returned to my body and the experience inspired me to discover and adopt.
What is this fucking truckster saying went into another dimension?
Now, for those of you that don't know, in 2017, Whole Foods was purchased for $13.75, who is the owner of Amazon, one of the top three largest companies in the world.
And Jeff Bezos himself happens to be currently the richest person alive.
And that in the world is actually a good idea.
I don't believe in socialism, attack the rich and all that.
But what happened to Whole Foods after they acquired it wasn't great.
And as you might imagine, things slowly but surely started to change big time for Whole Foods.
And a first big change is that they switched over to centralize all their operations at their Austin, Texas headquarters, which means they had to start cutting ties with some small regional suppliers in favor of larger national suppliers and larger contracts.
In other words, now they will gladly pass up the hardworking local farm to place a big order from India if it saves them money.
And in many instances, this has resulted in lower quality goods sneaking their way onto the shelves while retaining the same intensity.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, pause this.
Look, pal, okay?
It clearly states on the label where the hell the damn food's coming from, whether it or not it came from a local or regional farm, or it came from out of the country, okay?
They're not sneaking in these foods and claiming that they're made from a local United States farm and when actuality they're from India.
That's not how it's done.
If that was how it's done, Whole Foods would have a hell of a fucking class action lawsuit against them.
But with all due respect, there, hippie boy, the reason is probably because you're buying the low-end crap from Whole Foods.
And if you're going to buy the low-end crap from Whole Foods, then don't shop there.
I'm just saying.
A brand that supports local farms and other feel-good causes.
They also slowly and carefully reduce the amount of organic produce and increase the amount of genetically modified and pesticide-sprayed conventional produce, but they sneak it in.
They mix it in with all the organic.
And that's why it's largely gone unnoticed through their use of deceptive naming, merchandising, product placement.
Yeah, no, every grocer does that, hippie.
Every grocer does that because they know that your average shopper doesn't really read labels.
Okay, they just read, you know, the cheap price.
Oh, this is cheap.
Let me get it.
All right.
They don't read actual labels because you're too stupid to actually go and read the label for the organic product that you're purchasing.
How is it fucking Whole Foods fucking problem?
Remember, on top of Whole Foods catering to the organic market, because they're now bought out by Amazon, I mean, they want to get other markets, you know, the lower end market, etc.
I mean, give me a fucking break with this guy, man.
And I mean, every one of the pieces of fruit that I get from Whole Foods, it says where it comes from, okay?
Every piece of meat that I get, it tells you where it comes from.
Okay, and they can't lie to you and say it comes from someplace when it doesn't.
I mean, you would have so many regulatory bodies coming down on Whole Foods or the person or the people or the company manufacturing those goods, etc.
Basically, what you end up getting is a lot of overpriced, unhealthy garbage in a nice package with a nice little Amazon bow on top.
And another big change is the way they treat the employees.
Now, they did raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour, but did so in order to have the ability to work their employees like a slave labor force in conditions that now that everybody is touting, oh, we need $15 an hour in order to live.
We need $15 an hour.
Well, of course, they're going to add extra responsibilities.
Of course, they're going to add extra labor for fuck's sake.
What a fucking stupid hippie, this guy, man.
I stress.
Seriously, do I have to watch the whole fucking thing?
Fat Marshall.
This guy makes me fucking want to pick.
It is frequently reported by employees to be much more tense and chaotic.
You're working for $15 an hour.
Who gives a fuck?
You're working in a grocery store for $15 an hour.
They're the Indian slave kids who are forced to work in the mines in that Indiana Jones movie.
Was it Temple of Doom?
Okay, here comes the.
These liberals are never going to be happy.
You raise the price to 50 or you raise the wage to 15 an hour and they're still bitching.
Look at this.
They're still bitching.
Now, by doing so, customers are unknowingly giving away incredibly valuable personal information like exactly everything you choose to buy, how often you buy it, what kind of toilet paper you buy.
Say you're purchasing medicinal.
Whole Foods isn't the only one that does that.
Facebook does it.
Twitter does it.
Instagram does it.
Every fucking internet.
Any internet company does it.
They can take it and develop even more ways to manipulate what and how much you buy.
So just let that sink in for a second.
They own.
I mean, what is this guy really trying to say?
I can't fathom exactly every reason why that's a bad thing, but instinctively, I just know that you don't want a mega company to have that kind of leverage over you as a consumer.
And I strongly encourage you to cancel your Amazon Prime account just to say, let's just slow their roll just a little bit.
Now, you know, that's easier said than done.
Look, that's easier said than done because right now, Amazon can undercut almost anybody on anything.
And because they have all these fulfillment centers all over the country, they can have it delivered to you within a day if necessary.
So unless local people or local companies are going to match that type of productivity, price, et cetera, I don't see people turning away from Amazon.
I'm serious.
As sick and as dumb as that sounds, I mean, unless somebody that could come up with a cheaper price than Amazon with the same amount of quality of customer service, they ain't going anywhere, dude.
Increasingly monopolistic.
For example, they dissolved their previously good relationship with partner company Instacart, which was a grocery delivery service, in order to steal their business model and squeeze them out.
And basically, this was to maximize their ultimate profitability.
And here's one dirty little secret that Shadows is.
This guy is taking up for Instacart, the same fucking company that is paying their fucking employees garbage.
And not only are they paying their employees garbage, but the fucking grocery stores that fuck with them are not making any profits whenever Instacart delivers for them, man.
I mean, it makes it more productive and it makes it faster delivery, integrating Amazon services into delivering the goddamn Whole Foods.
I mean, what is this guy's problem?
Whole Foods glorious image of being good for the community and good for the environment.
And that is, they didn't announce this, of course, but they changed their policy where all the leftover food from the bakery and hot bar and anything they were unable to sell during the day is discarded into the trash every night.
We're talking about pounds and pounds that could be donated to a homeless shelter something.
Look, I'm going to be the first to tell you, fuck the homeless, with the exception of the veterans, which many of them are.
Many of the homeless are veterans.
But aside from the veterans, every other homeless person could go fucking suck a cockwood, okay?
Because only in America do we have fat homeless people in this country.
A very good case in point is some fucking idiot who's a live streamer who calls himself Salmon Andy or aka Mando.
All right.
This guy has been living on the streets as a homeless vagrant for the past three years, and this guy is a fat Tubbalard piece of fucking fat piece of shit.
All right.
Only in America do we have homeless people that are fat in the ass, okay?
Only in America do we have homeless people who can literally take 12 hours of their lives going up to person to person to person and make $100, $200 cash without having to fucking claim any of that to the IRS.
Why I Don't Feel Sorry for Homeless People00:08:08
I don't feel sorry for any homeless person in this country.
All right.
I'd throw away my food too.
All right.
If I was a grocer and I had shit left over, I'd throw it away too.
What am I going to give it to the fucking homeless?
I mean, what have I told you all?
Giving anybody anything is a bad idea, okay?
Because once you start giving people something and you take it away, they react in a very negative fashion of you taking away what they once were given.
All right?
So I'm telling you right now, fuck the homeless in America.
All right.
Fuck the homeless in a minute.
Oh, it can be given to the homeless.
The homeless doesn't need to be given shit.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
The fucking, there's a guy who's literally a homeless piece of shit named Salvin Andy, aka Mando, okay?
And he has this like sympathy.
He always, whenever he needs money, he comes on.
He's like, man, guys, you know, I'm fucking, I need money.
And, you know, I can't do it.
You know, I need to get myself straight.
You know, I need to go out.
I need to get a place to stay.
I need to do this and that.
And every time this fucking idiot gets a few thousand bucks in donations, what does he do?
Does he save it?
Does he try to go and get a fucking apartment?
No.
This idiot, all right, let me tell you, two years ago, I think Ice Poseidon helped him raise like fucking 3,000 bucks, okay?
All right, and by the way, y'all know Ice Poseidon by this point.
I don't want to mention the drama, but anyway, Ice Poseidon helped him stream and get three grand.
What did this fucker do?
He bought a fucking iBook because he thought that he was going to go out and be able to, I don't know, fucking edit videos.
I don't know what the fuck he did.
Who the fuck knows where that iBook is now, first of all?
Okay.
Secondly, he, I mean, the guy's a piece of shit.
All right.
And don't expect anything out of the homeless.
People are homeless by choice.
All right.
A MacBook.
I'm not a fucking Macintosh person, dude.
I don't fucking pay overpriced fucking for overpriced products like that with substandard fucking processing speed and substandard fucking RAM and shit.
I don't pay for that crap.
Oh, apparently people said that he sold it to a pawn shop.
Oh, that's great.
Anyway, fuck the homeless.
It's all wasted in order to save the time and resources that would create an additional expense for Mr. Bezos if they were to implement a system to save or donate all those pounds of food.
Remember, hundreds of locations are all doing this every night.
Who gives a fuck?
Let them eat it out of the trash.
If they're that desperate and they're not hungry, let them eat it out of the fucking trash.
At the end of the day, I'm not giving anybody anything freight.
Especially in America.
And I just hate this place.
But the main disadvantage for customers shopping at Whole Foods is definitely the exorbitant prices.
Now, if you're a bad person of all their phony marketing and feel-good visuals, then you will pay big for the deceptive illusion that is Whole Foods.
In a recent study, two major competitors, which are natural grocers, I love that place, Sprouts Farm and Sprouts Farmers Market, were found to be on an average 19% cheaper than Whole Foods.
Keep in mind, and that's for the exact same thing.
What about the quality?
What about the quality of the world?
That's the difference.
Consumers wouldn't be going to Whole Foods if they were paying for something that was substandard.
This was a dumb video fat money.
is not convincing not to shop at home so as a matter of fact next time you feel the urge i prefer to shop at whole foods so i don't see fucking vagrant losers like this that you're burnouts from chatter church all right i mean i see those kinds of people all the time at hb get this guy out of here all right I'm serious.
I mean, I want a shopping environment where I'm not exposed to the riffraft of society.
Like, you know, two-bit losers like, you know, Mando and, you know, the idiots from Chatterchurch and, you know, these fucking losers.
I don't want to be a, I don't want to be around these people.
All right.
I don't want to be around those fucking people.
I want to be around folks that, you know, aren't going to try to look at you cross-eyed because, oh, my God, look, you get to buy that.
I don't get to buy it.
That's not fair.
Yeah, fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Fuck off.
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Yeah, great.
Yeah.
And it's probably substandard download and upload speed or cap speed or some shit.
All right.
Whole foods CGL provider.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Donate unsold goods to the homeless.
Haha, no thanks.
I mean, no shit, man.
The homeless.
Dude, let me tell you something.
There has been many people, okay, that have donated like food to the homeless in Skid Row, L.A.
And everybody who goes and tries to give food to the people in Skid Row, there is no type of appreciation.
They all expect that they deserve what they're getting.
They try to mob the people that are out there trying to give free meals.
And if they have enough security to not be mobbed by these homeless vagrants, they try to go in line like two or three times so they can get two or three different servings of whatever food's being donated.
All right.
These people are pieces of trash.
I feel sorry more for the people that are working poor.
And who I'm talking about, I'm talking about individuals that are working and aren't collecting an entitlement, that are working their asses off and are living off very minimal type of living standards in order to have a future of possibly better living standards.
Those are the people I feel more sorry for.
Actual working folks, not these fucking stupid, fucking homeless losers that expect, oh, I deserve free shit because I'm homeless.
Yeah, fuck off.
All right.
Fuck off.
You fucking ungrateful pricks is what it is.
All right.
And what the hell is this?
Anonymous.
Organic food is great.
Don't buy food or anything for that matter at a mom and pop shop.
Support locals is bullshit, but it's expensive and you're going to get a worse product.
Shop at Whole Food and Amazon stores.
It's cheaper and yet higher quality.
I mean, I hate to say this, but Amazon provides a cheaper product and it can have it delivered to your door in a very short period of time.
And unless someone else figures out a way to do something that replicates that or provides something better, Amazon has got it.
I hate to say it.
I'm not trying to be some corporate whore here.
But let me tell you, it's pretty damn good service when you can purchase a product on Amazon and literally have the shit delivered the next day.
Or you can shop at Amazon Prime for Whole Foods and have the shit delivered within two hours from ordering it, okay?
Consumer Complaints and Crypto Wallet Issues00:03:02
I'm just saying, you can talk all the shit you want to, man.
All right.
I'm a consumer.
All right.
So go ahead and, you know, get pissed off.
That's your fucking problem, dude.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to.
Hold on, wait, we got another dono here.
No, I am.
Trans Autism, really asshole.
Ghost said it.
Tight cap to Van Captain Dessi.
All right.
Type trends to support trans autism.
That's great, dude.
All right.
You're great.
All right.
Let's get to the next video, dono, once again by Fat Marshall.
And Fat Marshall, once again, did a back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back on this one.
Didn't say anything.
So let's go ahead and take a look at what Fat Marshall has in store for us here.
And once again, take a look more wasp.
The 80s, baby.
The 80s.
Wasp widow maker.
Clint Eastwood tribute, huh?
Hey, is that Rio Bravo?
Man, I'm glad Clint Eastwood is still alive, man.
It's going to be a sad day when that man passes on because a lot of young men, you know, got their masculinity and their bravado watching Clint Eastwood movies.
You know what I mean?
Let me smoke.
All right, let me smoke up in here.
Cheers to everybody who's chilling in here with me.
Sorry for the blackout that we had for about 15 seconds.
We are back.
All right, we are back.
So let me go ahead and smoke this.
A thousand years of wrong things wait the apple.
I've seen the tears that fall like rain.
From voice and all the rules.
Oh, yeah.
Let's listen to this.
A shadow's cast to fall from me on you.
A damn to claim the 80s, man.
All that's fine.
My wrath is blind.
The balance is where you hang.
And by the way, I'm a crypto artist.
I'm the widow of the good.
You know, all the way down.
I'm the widow of the good.
Sorry, I had to open up my fucking crypto wallet.
I forgot.
It got fucking taken down with the blackout.
My apologies on that.
Monkey De La Rocha Music Review00:09:20
For death, one of my ears.
I do want to say cheers to everybody out there who is donating to the crypto wallets, man.
Cheers to you.
The smell of sorrow fills the fields and leaves in the sky.
The litter crown is falling down.
The souls that fill my head.
Hell yeah.
I miss music like this, man.
I miss decent music, period.
Take a look at what's being produced nowadays.
Good God.
Hell yeah.
Look at those solo.
Here comes the soul!
It's what it's almost put a 220 in the moment out here at the Saturday Night Tour Show Studios.
And I want to thank you for spending your Saturday evening with yours truly.
Man, I love death and good at the school the ammo You know, just to fucking do a decent round of Deadlining Gun shots.
That was awesome, dude.
That was awesome.
Cheers once again, Fat Marshall, for hooking us up with some pretty good tunes.
And look, I appreciate, you know, Fat Marshall, you trying to like donate a video to prevent me from guest shopping at Whole Foods, but I don't know, man.
I don't know about that, dude.
We got more donos?
Good God.
My sister, my God.
I mean, we got a whole shitload of donos tonight, man.
For fuck's sake.
Some hot new metal from 2021.
All right.
Well, I'll be, you know, interested in looking at some new metal.
I'll tell you that.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Let's get to the next video, Dono, because we got a whole shitload of them.
We got a whole shitload of them.
Let's get to the next video, Dono.
This was requested by Monkey De La Rocha.
And Monkey De La Rocha said, happy Saturday, Ghostler.
Glad you could make it.
I'm having some premium sake and sushi to celebrate a rare weekend off from work.
Here's some smooth music cheers.
Well, I'm glad to hear that, man.
I'm glad to hear that you finally have a weekend off from work.
Because look, I get why people want the weekends off.
There's a certain spirit to the weekend.
There's a certain spirit that kind of you could feel internally on a Friday and a Saturday night, etc.
So I get it, man.
I get it.
All right, let's go ahead and get to Monkey DeLa Rocha's video.
He said a little bit of smooth music while he's drinking a little bit of sake and eating some sushi on this Saturday night.
Here it is with the PC shot on Monkey De la Rocha.
I don't know.
The title of it looks grusky.
But let's give it a whirl.
Like the horn.
It's a very horny song, and...
Sounds smooth.
Yeah.
I can dig this.
Hello.
Hello.
I can dig this, man.
I'm about to kill this ball, by the way.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, music like this is what will get the panties dropping.
You know, you get some good champagne, or you get some good cocktails, either one.
You know, you slip this music on, you have some dim light setting, and just look into the woman's eyes like you're the fucking romantic master.
And once she's deciding, yeah, I'll go ahead and drop trowel, that's when you start, you know, going to work.
You know what I'm saying?
Somebody wants me to share the link to this in the chat.
I'll share the link.
I still got the link here.
Yeah, here it is.
There's the link to this video if everybody's asking.
They're asking to check.
Monkey de la Rocha, this is pretty fucking good, man.
You minister.
This ain't bad.
Once again, I want to apologize for the blackout that we had for about 15 seconds here.
We've been having, look, we're not storming now.
But yesterday was horrible storms.
The day before yesterday was horrible storms.
And the day before that was the same way.
So, you know, some shit probably happened.
But we are back.
So thank you very much.
Yeah, I'm still in San Jambone.
But the reason I'm here is because the real estate prices have risen here faster and higher than anywhere else in Texas.
I mean, literally, if you have held your fucking house for the past two years, you're up at least 30 to 40% minimum on your home.
30 to 40% increase on your fucking house within the past two and a half years.
Advice coming down.
The fucking real estate market is so high out here.
And the people that are getting taken for these high real estate prices in San Antonio are these idiots coming from New York and California.
They're paying these overprices because they're used to it.
You know, they have overpriced real estate in both those states.
Thank you, man.
Monkey De La Rocha, that was actually a pretty good fucking tune, if I don't say so myself, man.
All right, I'm a little impressed.
I'm a little impressed there, Monkey DeLa Rocha.
You know, here I was thinking that, you know, you were, I don't know, I don't know.
Real Estate Market Advice for New Yorkers00:15:05
It had nothing to do with your name.
I'm just saying, here I had you thinking that maybe you were listening to hip-hop or, you know, you're one of these rapper, gangster rap motherfuckers or something of that nature.
But no, man, you got, you got some class.
You got some fucking class.
So cheers to that, man.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, is by Bob Tom.
And Bob Tom said, playlist again, one long or two short.
Pick your poison.
Hail Ghostler and the Ghostler youth.
Don't do that, dude.
All right.
And you said something bad about Jews and blacks, too, which I don't condone whatsoever.
All right.
So let's go ahead and take a look at the playlist that Bob Tom wants me to choose something from here.
Put the PC shot on.
All right.
Let's see.
He wants one long or two short.
Let's see what we have here.
All right.
We've got some long ones.
Funny wheelchairs.
I don't think so.
Ultimate Love Song Collection.
Whatever the hell that is.
That's kind of a short one.
9-11 memes.
Are you shitting me?
9-11, man, why the fuck would I ever, Jesus Christ, fuck.
Five minutes of me saying, you need a dispenser here.
Well, I've got some products here that might be of use.
This is the guy that does that voice.
The most widely advised.
This is the fucking guy.
And most well-known one is Vaseline.
Now, Vaseline is an oil-based lubricant.
And it tends to be freaking greasy.
Oh, good lord.
But one of its disadvantages is that it is sticky and greasy and it gets a bit close.
And it is this is actually horrible advice.
Now, if you're using Vaseline for a lubricant for heterosexual sex, like vaginal, because the woman's on menopause or whatever, or can't get wet, whatever the case might be, this may be applicable.
But when you're doing something like anal sex and you're using Vaseline to do it, it is not advisable to use an oil-based lubricant for oil-based lubricants could potentially allow the friction between the two skins of the phallus and the anus to eventually become raw and open.
And that is how the transmission of AIDS, HIV, and other types of sexually transmitted diseases are transferred.
Water-based lubricants.
And by the way, the only reason I know about this is because I've done extensive research into the gay community.
And the reason that I do extensive research in the gay community is because just in case I debate a gay, just in case I debate a gay, I will know what the hell they're talking about.
Because the quintessential defense mechanism for homosexuals is, well, you don't know what it's like to be gay.
You don't know anything about our lifestyle.
You don't know anything about it.
And I'm going to be like, bullshit, huh?
Which prep are you on?
Travada or Discovey, huh?
Huh?
Are you a pause hole or an egg hole, huh?
Do you anal douche or you don't?
And by the way, folks, I mean, look, I hate, you know what?
I'm not going to say it.
I'm not going to say it.
Just play it.
Just play the show.
But it's just widely available in all good chemists.
So I tend to use this quite a lot, actually.
All right.
I'm just trying to provide a public service announcement for everyone who's not going to be able to do it.
You don't have to keep reapplying it.
So that's quite useful from that point of view.
But another lubricant that I've used in the past, which is quite good, is KY Jelly.
Okay.
This is available in all good chemists as well.
And it comes in a tube, as you can see.
Now, you have to get a bunch of things.
And it's unlike Vaseline, it's a water-based jelly is water-based.
If it's oil, it's not sticky and it's more slippery.
Yeah, he just said it's an oil-based.
Don't ever use oil-based for anal sex, okay?
I mean, it's cool for vaginal sex, believe it or not.
You could do it for vaginal sex.
It's all good.
You know, you just kind of slip right in no matter how tight the pink is or whatever.
But don't do it.
I'm just saying.
Vaseline.
So it aids entry into your anus.
Now, the advantage of being a water-based lubricant is that it kind of isn't sticky.
But one of the disadvantages of it, or being a water-based lubricant, is that it tends to dry out very quickly because the water evaporates.
And so I have to keep reapplying it more often.
And it means that I tend to use the KY jelly quite a lot.
And so I end up having to buy lots of this stuff.
So this is more expensive.
The KY jelly is more expensive than the Vaseline.
So that's another reason why I tend to use Vaseline more often.
And hence why you kind of have any lubricants available, like Vaseline or KY jelly, when you're trying to lose your anal virginity, then an alternative lubricant is to use your spit.
But that's a bit dirty and messy and you don't really want to do that.
So it's best to have a lubricant at hand.
Either Vaseline.
Great.
Yeah, that's that's great.
Or KY jelly.
And look, this has no thumbs down.
No, you shouldn't feel too embarrassed.
It has no thumbs down.
No thumbs down.
I buy them without any fear of embarrassment.
And by the way, Bob Tom, this is a fucking moment.
I'm so sexually promiscuous.
I tend to have lots of contacts.
After this, I'll play N-world.
Okay, I'll play the N-word chemist.
Excuse me.
As you can see.
Sorry, I felt like throwing up in my mouth a little bit and fucking listening to this goddamn talk about it.
You can buy these at any good chemistry.
And they're not the particularly male-strengthened ones, which you can buy if you're performing anal sex.
They're just the ordinary type ones that I tend to use.
But because I'm so promiscuous, sometimes I tend to run out.
And on those occasions when I've run out of condoms, I just resort to doing it bareback.
In other words, without using a condom at all.
So I hope those handy hints and tips here.
It would have been better.
Thank you.
All right, take this idiot off.
It would have been better if you would have told these people, because look, there's a lot of promotion of homosexuality out here, all right?
There's a lot of promotion of homosexuality out here.
And what people don't promote and they don't tell people is that you have to anal douche if you're going to have somebody enter your anus, okay?
I mean, many people believe that, oh, if I feel like I'm in a sexual situation, like I'm on a grinder hookup or something, all I got to do is drop trowel and spread my cheeks and then he in he goes.
And no, because if you don't anal douche and you allow somebody to penetrate your shit funnel and they pull out their schlong head, they're going to have what people call the chili dog situation going on.
All right.
All right.
The chili dog situation.
That's why you've got to douche.
Okay.
Everybody, if you don't know what I'm talking about, you could probably buy anal douche at any Walgreens or CVS.
You know, all you got to do is just pop the cap off of the son of a bitch.
Make sure you're in the shower.
Okay.
And what you're going to do is like put the cap, but once you take the cap off, put the tip of it in your ass and then just squeeze, just squeeze it all in there like it's a fucking squeezable mayonnaise and you're just pouring it all over a fucking sandwich or something.
Just squeeze it all in there.
Once it's in your colon, what you want to do is you take it out, you clinch your cheeks, and while you're in the shower, you want to do like a little bit of a cha-cha or something or, you know, like a little bit of a hula hoop simulation of some sorts.
And what'll it do, all that anal douche is going to get all around the colon while you're doing a little bit of like a dance or something in the in the shower.
And then once you've done that for a few minutes, maybe a minute, maybe a minute and a half, you want to take a squat down and then just all into the shower.
And what you're going to do is get rid of all the escrement parts and everything like that so your goddamn anus is as clean as a fucking whistle.
So that when you decide that you're going to let somebody, you know, go in your ass, it's going to be fucking clean.
Now, one question I've had for gays, which I don't know, I don't understand, like, what's gay dating like, right?
Like, if you have to have like a clean anal hole, like a clean colon to participate in anal sex, does that mean, you know, you take out a guy to eat?
I mean, do you go to dinner as a gay?
Because I think the last thing you want is a packed up fucking, you know, lower intestine going into the colon type of situation.
All right.
You know, before you're having some kind of anal intercourse.
I mean, I'm just saying.
And by the way, I'm losing listeners.
I'm trying to provide this as a public service.
I'm not trying to, you know, get anybody freaked out or anything of that nature.
This is Biden's America.
All right.
I mean, we accept transgenders and homos into the military now.
All right.
We're allowing, I mean, there's actual debate on allowing eight-year-olds to give themselves their own decision to whack off their penis and take puberty blockers so they could be trans or, you know, having transgendereds and cross-dressers read to kindergarteners and shit.
I mean, I mean, this is the day and age that we're living in.
All right.
Providing a public service by talking about this because there's a gay out there.
I guarantee it.
There's a gay out there who thinks that they're just going to drop their trowel, all right, right after they took a juicy shit or something and just allow somebody to go in there and do the horizontal mambo anal style.
And what's going to happen is the person that they allowed in their ass is never going to call them again because once they pull their schlong out, there's the chili dog situation happening.
That's what they call the chili dog.
All right, anyway, let's move on.
I'm sorry.
Look, I'm going to play this last small one here for Bob Tom.
The N-word cat.
What the fuck is...
Is that an Indian saying that?
What the fuck?
That's an Indian saying this.
There's another cat.
All right.
There's no bubble in house price.
Shut this shit up.
All right.
There it is.
All right, Bob Tom.
There you go.
And wait a minute.
Why is everybody getting all grossed out and shit?
I mean, do you know that there's probably a gay out there who thinks that they could just drop, like I've said, they think they could just drop trow and just allow a motherfucker to go in there dry.
And they're not understanding that, you know, when the person pulls it out, it's going to be a chili dog problem.
I think I'm providing a public service here.
Okay?
Anyway, let's get to the next video, Dodo.
My apologies.
All right, here we go.
We got Fat Marshall in the house again.
Cheers to Fat Marshall for all the dodos tonight.
Cheers to you.
It's a Saturday night for you here.
Party all night long, except Ghost.
He's just a dull man-boy hippie now.
Maybe you could try some of that synthetic alcohol that doesn't get you drunk.
It's not about that, Fat Marshall, you fucking idiot.
All right.
No offense, dude.
But you start to look differently about things once you start pissing blood.
Okay.
All right.
That's what happened to me.
Started pissing blood actually right during a show and it freaked me the fuck out.
And I'm like, ah, I don't know what I'm going to do.
And but now that I realized that it was a kidney stone and it was fucking horrible, by the way, and I was able to pass the stone.
I don't want to go into the whole story, etc.
I am not drinking alcohol.
I'm not drinking Coca-Colas.
What I'm doing is drinking lots of water, fruit juices, intaking more vegetables and fruits, things of that nature.
So everything's fine now.
Don't get me wrong.
Everything's fine.
All right.
It was my fault that I let myself go to the point in which that was happening.
And I feel better now.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I feel a lot better.
I have a lot more energy.
And I'll be back to drinking, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I'll be back to drinking, but I'm just going to wait a little bit.
I mean, I've been drinking every day for a long period of time.
And it's always good to let the damn body, you know, kind of cleanse out, clean out a little bit, man.
I mean, that's what allows you to be an old man drinking.
You know what I mean?
When you're an old man, you know, that's what allows you to keep being a drinker as an old man.
You got to let your fucking body clean out for a little bit.
Once it's clean out, you slowly bring in the alcohol back.
I mean, you don't think I miss scotch?
You don't think I miss spotting beer, especially?
I ate chicken wings before the broadcast.
You don't think that I wanted to drink a beer with that?
My Drinking Habits and Body Cleansing00:02:18
I'm not going to do it.
All right.
I'm going to clean out for a little bit.
I think that's what everybody needs to understand.
All right.
And kidney stones doesn't mean obesity, you piece of shit.
What the fuck are you talking about, obesity?
All right.
I mean, I had a little bit of a beer gut because, you know, I was drinking about 12 beers a day and shit with five, you know, six shots of maybe even more of fucking scotch and shit.
And that's going to get you a little bit of a beer gut, but give me a fucking break, man.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to Fat Marshall's video.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
He's calling me out because I'm trying to stop drinking for a little while to clean out.
And he's calling me some kind of a puss or something.
I ain't no puss.
All right.
I ain't no goddamn puss.
And by the way, here we go.
Fat Marshall with some more wasp tonight.
A mean man, a little bit of loss.
It's high salt and protein intake.
That's literally the main cause.
High salt.
All right.
High protein intake.
You know me.
I eat fucking snakes like a motherfucker.
And at the same time, dehydration, which that's when you drink alcohol, that's what happens.
You're dehydrating your mutt.
It's not the alcohol, per se, that's causing the kidney stones.
It's the fact that the dehydration allows you to inhibit that much faster.
Stop!
The kicks are coming, and it's gonna be me!
Here comes a cabin of teeth.
I bet to women!
I'm a mean motherfucking man.
A motherfucking man.
I'm in the wind.
And so I've been death on the way.
I'm on the way.
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On the way.
Fucking damn.
I miss the 80s.
I don't care how much you get tired of me saying it.
I miss the 80s, man.
Everybody in the world wanted to be an American.
They were copying us.
All right.
Now look at us.
We're a joke.
We're an over-effeminate joke.
I mean, males nowadays, what are they doing?
Males aren't doing anything but being over-effeminent freaks.
Okay?
I mean, they're literally wearing legging jeans, okay?
They're literally wearing legging jeans, showing off anal camel toe.
That's what's going on in today's America.
Here's the solo.
I'm a motorcycle man.
Don't ever give a damn.
Alan.
With a two-side better.
The boss keeps a shot.
I never turned anybody trans, dude, all right?
I'm providing public service announcements, fucks.
It's Dennis Hopper.
Man, you know, and this movie's made this way as well, where we actually had to use real vehicles and shit to be able to get the shots.
This CGI shit makes me more cool.
That's a real shot from a goddamn motorcycle.
We'll follow shots here.
Anyway, Fat Marshall, man, this has been a breath of fresh air tonight.
I'll be honest.
You know, with the exception of don't shop at Whole Foods, which, you know, really didn't give me enough to make me want to stop shopping at Whole Foods.
I mean, you know, okay, great.
They're bringing in cheaper crap so they can expand their market base.
All right, big fucking deal.
They cannot, and I'm talking about not just Whole Foods, but anyone cannot sell you something that is labeled organic when it absolutely isn't.
All right, that's just a fact.
Oh, yeah.
And wait a minute, what is this?
Local live beer emojis, really assholes.
Ban all bronies, ban all pedos.
Type cap to Van Captain.
Oh, wait a minute.
That's transformed.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
That's trans autism.
I'm watching a bunch of beer emojis right now.
I mean, I'm sorry.
That's trans autism.
Even though he's autistic, he wants to ban all bronies.
And there's another trans autism.
Homentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, you were urinating blood?
Were you on your period?
No.
Type trends.
I had a fucking kidney stone, okay?
All right.
And it was a worse fucking feeling.
As a matter of fact, the Thurgun helped me pass the son of a bitch.
All right.
The Thurgun literally helped me pass the son of a bitch.
Because if I was to go to the hospital, I already read, right?
If I was to go to the hospital, first of all, I'd be going in COVID, and I sure as hell don't want to do that.
And secondly, all they do is like send some kind of a vibration or some kind of a wave into the area of pain so it can break up the stone so that you can pass it.
So what I did is just took out the Thurgun, or I put it on the highest amount possible of fucking, you know, pulsations and kept it around the area of pain for a good 20 to 30 minutes.
And believe it or not, I swear to God, the goddamn stone broke up and I pissed it all out like it was not a big deal.
Like, I gotta sit here and continue to listen to that fucking autistic crap.
Can we get to the next video, Dono, please?
Thank you, Fat Marshal, dude.
Cheers, not even joking.
Uh, let us get to the next video.
Uh, Jew Cheese requested this, that's the name of the person.
Jew cheese, and said one video is FAG metal, the other one is something worse than FAG metal.
Pick one, choose wisely.
Well, I'm gonna go with the second one.
All right, let me go with the second one.
Uh, Jew Cheese requested this, so let's see what Jew cheese has requested.
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Number 15 here.
Oh, Jesus Christ, not this fucking top 15 guy.
Here we go.
We're gonna go ahead and talk like this.
And even though I talk like this, I've got 3.76 million subs.
Yes, yes, bitch.
15.
A dad and a daughter are all smiles as they board an elevator.
The ride is smooth, and they look at themselves in the mirror for about 30 seconds, completely unaware of how unsafe they actually are.
Minutes later, the empty elevator is ripping past floors with enough speed to shake the entire carriage.
The door is slightly open and nothing is working properly as the lift slams into the roof hard enough to dislodge panels and light fixtures.
Thankfully, no passengers were on board, but had the two from earlier still been inside, it would have been a daddy-daughter demise facility.
No wonder how many times something like this has almost happened to you or me without realizing.
Number 14.
This older video from Japan seems to suggest that military cloaking technology has been available for quite some time.
It almost looks like a top secret promotional sales video that somehow got leaked to the public over the years.
Here, you can see a Japanese soldier covered in reflective materials that are designed to bend light around his body, rendering him completely invisible.
Listen to this part and try to translate what he is saying if you can.
I have a feeling they are talking about the materials used for this light bending suit and how they work.
After this brief explanation, you finally get to see the suit in action.
You can see the man press well when they move.
But when they are standing still, it looks almost impossible to detect.
It's hard to tell if this is special effects or a real cloaking suit.
If this is real, then I can only imagine the technology has gotten even better over the years and is now virtually impossible to detect, even with motion.
Number 13.
It's late at night when an unusual looking mist makes the driver pull over and start recording.
Something is off about the scenery.
It doesn't look or feel natural.
And less than a minute later, this appears directly in front of them.
First, orbs dance all around.
And then the fog clumps together to form a phantom reaching out.
I've never seen fog behave like this.
And the way Arises looks just like a person standing up.
There's no denying the shape is human.
And if you look close enough, you can make out its entire body, head, shoulders, arms, and all.
The phantom vanishes as quickly as it came, leaving the person standing by the side of the road wondering what they really just saw.
Number 12.
A broken power line wraps itself around a traffic light in Manchester, New Jersey, and this utility worker has to safely retrieve it.
He grabs the fallen end and whips it over with all of his might.
The line dislodges after three tries, but unluckily for him, it lands directly in a pothole filled with water, and the current carries clear across the road.
The whole reason he doesn't drop lifelessly to the ground must be his yellow suit, which I assume is fully insulated to protect against high voltage electricity.
He runs away as a spectacular light shoal darkens the sky above.
The video is taken from the dash cam of the.
The guys that work for the electric companies that go out in the midst of rain and snow or whatever that go out and replace this shit, these guys, they earn their fucking money, huh?
Manchester police officer, who is directing traffic away from the power line as a precaution against this very event.
Number 11.
This is apparently police dash cam footage from Arizona.
The officer is clearly on highway patrol at night.
And after a short while, he takes a turn down a dirt road.
This is where he spots a woman standing alone in the road with some small embers near her feet.
Though it originally appears she is standing with her back turned to the police officer.
Soon after, she lifts up her arms and there appears to be two glowing eyes facing the officer.
The footage ends shortly after with no further explanation.
I searched but couldn't find any footage of the incident after this part.
So we may never know what happened next to this officer.
Number 10.
It's 2 in the morning, and a man is walking home from work in Dayton, Ohio, when the ground opens up beneath his feet and swallows him whole.
Before he knows it, he is staring up at a complete stranger, who is pointing a camera at him from about 10 feet above.
Also sticking up from the ground like a spear next to him is a broken piece of steel bar used to reinforce the sidewalk.
It gave way just a few feet from where he landed.
It nearly went straight through him.
Somehow, despite falling through a jagged chunk of sidewalk, he is unscratched and able to move.
Rescue workers eventually get him out with a ladder towards the sidewalk.
He later explains that this was like leading to a high volume of basements in the area.
So if you happen to live here, watch your step.
Number 9.
A YouTuber named Stirin's Wild World is grabbing some firewood from a pile when she notices something small and dangerous moving from within.
You probably don't see anything and neither did I at first.
Without some hesitation, she carefully uses a grabbing stick to extract the beast from its hiding spot.
Looks like a poisonous snake there.
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It's not just any cobra, it's a cobra that actually spits venom.
The sight fills her with fear and fascination.
Watch as she keeps its mouth pointed away from her as she examines its body.
She is giving some basic information about the species when it somehow slips past her guard.
It doesn't look like she loosens her grip at all, but rather the snake flattens its jaws and slides through.
She manages to snag it by the tail again and moves backwards as the snake comes at her, spitting venom all the while.
The video ends before she gets a chance to release it.
But based on how it's aggressively moving towards her, I have no idea how she plans to get away.
Number four.
Number eight.
Zaneo barely manages to turn his live stream on and say hello before something unexplainably paranormal happens behind him.
The window somehow goes from being entirely shut to wide open in less than 10 seconds without a sound, if I'm not mistaken.
This type of window doesn't even open from the outside.
I've already given this.
But she had to be standing in the room to push it open.
All right, I've already given this seven cheese.
And yes, this was a hell of a lot worse than SEG metal.
But when he crosses into the living room, the batteries in his smoke skull.
I know this part is real because this is the first time you hear the smoke alarm beep in the entire video.
Okay.
All right, get this fucking gay shit out of you.
I'm sorry, folks.
All right.
We gave it about seven and almost a half minutes.
Anyway, thank you very much there.
Once again, Jew Cheese for that one.
And oh my god, happy merchant with a $60.60.
I know it's super late and it's Saturday.
Come on, I don't mean to put anyone to sleep.
This is important, and I need to R-E-I-N-S-T-I-L-L-G-H-O-S-T-L-E-R-S faith in Bill S-I-T-L-L.
All right, reinstill Ghostler's faith in Bill still.
All right, we'll take a look at it.
Good God, dude.
I mean, these are a lot of donos we're getting in here tonight.
Anyway, there was Jew cheese with that video.
Let us get to Slippery Ho.
What's going on to Slippery Ho out there?
Let's go ahead and take a look.
He didn't say anything.
He just dropped the video.
So let's see what Slippery Ho has in store for us here.
Put the PC shot on.
Here's a little bit of Slippery Ho.
What is this?
The hell is this crap?
Ruben, Blades, Pedro, Navaja, video, original.
Okay, is this some kind of a video?
Okay, let's take a listen.
Is it going to show something more than this jag off with the fucking long coat and the stupid hat?
Or are we going to see someone shaking their cha-chas or something?
I mean, what do Mexican people call their asses?
Nalgas?
Are they going to shake their fucking nalgas?
Okay, there's a bitch with a long coat.
Hopefully she has nothing else under her knees, huh?
Now, look at her.
She's got some fucking leopard skin.
Shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, she's taking a cello.
She's taking a silabooz.
the kind of broad you want to entertain, huh?
Bitches like he's taking shots.
I mean, is this broad gonna open?
This guy's getting a fucking boner.
Look at this fucking muchacho.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Why is he pulling out of lane?
Why?
Why is he pulling out a blade?
Why is this guy pulling out a blade?
Oh.
Oh, here comes a good job.
What the fuck?
It feels like if they like the pussy, nobody's going to have the pussy.
And how did this guy get shot?
And where did Janet Jackson come?
What the fuck is this crap?
Typical night in Tijuana, huh?
Here comes Maracho, right?
They just said Maracho!
That's a pretty good score for this bum, huh?
Disregard the two people that are dead on the floor.
I got two besos, I got cincuete, I got desfileros.
All right, that was Slippery Hoe there.
He didn't say anything.
He just requested it.
It was just some broad getting stabbed because she's not giving up the Poonani to that freak show in a weirdo fucking stash and a hat.
Anyway, let us continue.
We got a lot of donos we got to go through.
Hopefully we can get through them all tonight.
Thank you very much, Slippery Hoe.
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This next video was requested by JMoney9629.
And we talked to him here earlier in Radio Graffiti.
So let's go ahead and take a look at what he has to say here before we look at his video.
He said, new Knuckles vid start at 7.05 for most relevance or 205 to include the rest, whatever fits the time slot better.
By the way, I've nothing to do with the beef on Raptor and Hajiv wherever that is.
Okay, well, thank you for reinforcing that there, J Money.
Let's go ahead and take a look.
Let's go ahead and go at 7.05, okay?
Because we got to kind of hurry up with these whole goddamn video donuts.
We got so fucking many.
We still got a $200 dono that we gotta watch of whatever Mega Brony's fucking documentary that he was talking about.
So let's go ahead and get to once again, J Money9629.
And let's see what he's got in store for us here.
I've queued it up at 705.
Let's do this.
What would you do if there was a child right in front?
They're pretty hot.
What the fuck we- We could barely hear this, first of all.
And secondly, what the fuck was that?
Is this virtual reality?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What?
What am I watching here?
Okay.
Where else are we going here?
Start the music right.
No.
Yes.
Start the music right.
My TV show, bro.
What the fuck am I watching?
Can somebody please describe to me what the hell this is?
Oh, my God.
It's like machine gun nose.
Machine gun nose.
Somebody in the chat room said Reddit humor.
Give me VR chat plus.
Can you not right now?
I mean.
Straight up.
Now everyone spam it for Nox.
I don't even know the speech shit.
Knox.
You can't do it because you're not even.
Look, don't go anywhere, guys.
We're watching a little bit of VR chat courtesy of J Money here.
Don't go anywhere, man.
That was depressing this.
Never mind.
Let's destroy the present.
This is hard to stop yet!
Oh, Nox made it by cheating.
Oh, wow.
What did the Knox do?
What do you mean, the Force?
Oh, man.
You know, this makes me not want to get versus.
What, did you fly over here?
Are you cheating asshole?
Don't go anywhere, okay?
We're watching this.
Yeah, we'll show how Nox that we get.
I'll go back and do it.
Jump in there, and I'll jump back there, dude.
Look at that, bro.
Watch this shit.
This is how professionals do it in Uganda.
Only real Knuckles can do this shit, bro.
Hey, bro.
Hmm.
Yeah, you like that, Knox, huh?
You like that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to fucking come over to Katie Fuck.
Is disgusting.
What the fuck?
Meow. Meow.
Nice.
It's all he's going to get it.
I think he's going to do it right.
It's easy.
It's all in the shifts.
It's all in the shifts.
Never use your mouse.
Don't use your mouse.
Keep your mouse.
Don't use your mouse.
I usually just use my shift in my up and whatever.
My WESD.
And then you know when I get up to like the rope, I just sit there and be like, spam.
Yeah, you want to center it out.
That's what I did.
I centered it out.
Don't even fuck with me.
Shut up.
This is not the inner circle meetup, dude.
Shut up in the chat.
Seriously, don't talk about the inner circle.
And I let go of my mouse, Nox, and I literally.
Don't you fucking dare talk about the inner circle.
And then I use the shift in WSD.
Once again, this is requested by Jay Bunny.
the turn was the least thing see he's not keeping his centered You got to keep it centered.
You got to keep it centered.
Always centered and always keep it centered.
Yeah, Nox.
And this is a fucking game.
I mean, I mean, you do.
I'm not.
Where's your space again?
Rush shit, bro.
This is not an inner circle meetup, dude.
Shit.
Shut the fuck up in the chat, man.
I can't believe in you.
Nox is like frozen.
All right, I think we've seen enough of this.
All right, let me see.
We started at seven minutes.
We're at 12 minutes.
That's about five.
Let's let it go to 13 minutes.
All right.
Is he grabbing that bitch by the hair?
Is he grabbing that bitch by the hair?
Is he throwing her into a wood chipper?
He's throwing that bitch into a wood chipper.
He just threw that bitch into a wood chipper.
Dude, did he die?
Come on.
He just threw that bitch into a wood chipper.
oxy-foo No guys I get it No, no, Nox is fine, bro.
Yeah, Noxi.
I hear you.
We get it.
We just, we just saw a bitch be thrown into the goddamn wood chipper for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Anyway.
In the field of local live.
Those ghost videos were faker than Ghost's friendship with WCC.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Ozark Cat lady.
I just got your $2 one.
I completely forgot.
Why the hell did I get muted?
I haven't done anything wrong.
I have been a long term fan and paid $55.66 to get into the discord chat which got removed.
I don't appreciate this.
I don't know what the hell happened dude.
This is not how you treat your loyal fans.
Don't blame me.
Unmute me.
All right, my apologies.
I don't know what the hell happened.
All right, Ozark Cat Lady, I have no idea.
That was not me that obviously blocked you.
So I have no idea what the hell happened.
You're now unmuted.
My apologies there, Ozarkat lady.
I have no idea why the hell you were muted.
All right, my apologies.
All right.
Sorry about that.
We got a mod in here and something may have happened.
Who the hell knows?
All right.
Oh, she used an anime gif.
Yeah, be careful.
Be careful about anime gifs and shit.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next video, dono.
This next video dono was requested by Collada.
And Collada said, last week I shared a video about the hidden power of 42.
Everyone seemed interested.
Well, this is part two of that series.
The sound has pops because it's old.
So headphone listeners, beware.
It's not Ghost Mike.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take a look at Kalada with his video of the secrets of 42.
42, 42, 42.
Here it is.
put the pc shot on colada Okay, hold on.
Let me go back and read that because people aren't reading here, really.
Let's go back.
Okay.
It says, Johnny Depp takes the underworld boat in Deadman.
Okay, the underworld boat in Deadman.
Johnny Depp Takes the Underworld Boat00:03:45
We got it.
And interacts with an Egyptian doo-watt boat as the ferryman in the imaginarium of Dr. Panisis.
I never heard of that player.
Deb also played the Mad Hatter in 2010's Alice in Wonderland with the Lepus Rabbit.
Last Mimsy Noah Biblical Rainbow promises to draw 42 triangles Sir Yantra Mandala.
Noah's teacher wears a rainbow 42 on his t-shirt.
The hexagon constitutes the base of 42 triangles.
Another rainbow on main character's shirt.
Okay.
Once again, Kawada hooked this up.
Rainbow on the wall and 42 Bugs Bunny on the board shirt together is in the shining.
Forty-two!
Forty-two!
This is your last chance.
After this, there is no turning.
You take the bleak pill, the story ends.
You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to do.
You take the red film, you stay in Wonderland.
The Shining Rabbit Hole and Bugs Bunny00:14:46
And I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Revenge of the Matrix is seen with the film Night of the Lepus about the giant rabbit.
Oh look, the other reese plays in the band Dogstar.
Isn't that quite?
I mean, you know, Keanu Reeves is doing some shit to get the type of lucky life that he has had.
Not just, you know, himself, but all the roles that he's got.
Take it off.
All right, man.
There it is.
Thank you, Collada.
Even though everybody was complaining about, you know, I don't know, the sound or some shit.
All right.
And what is this?
Another dono.
Dude, I'm not going to be able to get to all these tonight, dude.
Are you serious?
And by the way, I'm probably, I mean, if I'm going to get to them all tonight or by this today.
Here are three short videos for the price of You're Thy Master.
Okay, thank you.
Yay, another dono.
But I mean, dude, I mean, I can't keep doing this, dude.
I'm serious.
I need to like have some time to fucking, you know, replenish my batteries, dude.
I mean, good God.
I mean, you all think that I'm just going to continue to do like 12, 13, 14-hour shows and shit.
And that ain't, I can't do that shit, man.
Anyway, thank you, Collada.
I appreciate it, man.
All right.
Let's get to the next video, dono.
This next video, dono, was by John Pierre.
And John Pierre said, host choice.
And he has two different videos.
I'm going to go with the second one, okay?
I'm going to go with the second one there, John Pierre, because I think that's probably the one that hopefully, I'm just, you know, you're leaving it up to me.
Hopefully, that one is the decent one.
All right, here it is, John Pierre.
And put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Thank you.
What is this?
Some kind of a race?
Come out just in front of the leader.
There we go.
Von Habsburg's been lax, hasn't he?
And in as well.
So this is the English version of car racing, right?
This is obviously a competitor to NASCAR, right?
They obviously feel the tyres are going to hold out, not because of the temperatures, but because of the lack of high-speed corners.
DMT nor's rising, no rising 2019.
All right, this is the competitor to NASGAR.
That was close, wasn't it?
But grucially for Robin Frines.
The Dutchman gets out just ahead of Marco Vittman.
And they were running both in the top six in that order with Frines ahead of Vittman before they made their pit stop.
Hey, Joker be wild.
I was on four hours in chains.
I was on the same stage.
Until the lights went out.
And I've been on for an hour and 17 on top of the four and a half hours that was on.
So fuck off.
S. Kerber.
Timo Glock in fifth position.
And there is the stricken car of the 21 machine after that first corner incident of Finny Palvy.
So Ready Rasp, the championship leader, is the next to come in on the front runners and make a stop.
A lot of moment, the same idea here, aren't they?
Also in.
It looks like we've got a lot of money.
I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I'm not a big fan of NASCAR, even though I probably should be because it is an American.
But it's like literally the same five rednecks that always win anyway.
Is it the same over here BTN or whatever?
The same five idiots that are always winning.
Yeah, but I can apply.
Jack Dennis was the other one from the background that made a pit stop.
He's on the other sector car, but can't pass him because Kier Tracky says safety car.
By the way, I'm going to fill my bowl up here.
I've got a street now to pick up the race leader, Nico Muller.
This is the last pubic hair strain.
This is the same stream, Pubic Hair.
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to hook up with the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
Because it's been flooding down here in San Antonio.
It's been raining.
Record rainfall.
It's been having all kinds of high winds.
We had fucking hail and shit.
So I haven't been able to get to him.
So I'm going to try to get to him tomorrow.
Although Mexicans like to go to church and shit, so I don't know if I'm going to get a hold of him.
So we'll see.
Still got enough for tonight for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'll tell you that.
All right.
And once again, jump start.
The John Pierre requests this.
All right.
John Pierre had requested this.
So if anybody's wondering why we're watching DTM Racing, which is, you know, a new European type racing league that I wasn't aware of.
Luckily.
This is wise, right?
And the reality is.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a smoke here.
Just loaded the bowl here.
Cheers to everybody out there, man.
There, you see, as he tried to go around the outside of Spengler's finger, wasn't letting him through.
There was the control further back as well.
Gotta hold it in when it hit the brain.
Man, that was a tight squeeze there.
Yaston Martin that got hit into him.
Oh, man, that's what I'm getting there.
That was the rest of the business alongside as well.
But it was a lot of D2.
Ow, shit.
The view from Philippeng helped in this great start to action got him around the stall curve of Reddy Rast, which is the same thing.
Excuse me, by the way.
I know I'm coughing, but you know how it is.
And then, there's the graze with the wall.
Spengler was having none of it.
Here's a replay on board with Dennis.
All right, once again, John Pierre hooked us up here.
There it is.
And we're watching.
A little bit different of a car racing situation than I usually see on NASCAR.
And by the way, the idiots that are saying I'm a lightweight when it comes to smoke and tetrahydrocanevanol, the marijuana, the grass, the reefer, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke.
You're not seeing the kinds of fucking iron lung hits that I'm just blowing out.
All right, you're not here to see that, all right?
I mean, I've got a clean bowl, a clean screen, okay?
And I'm able to just suck in a whole bunch of fucking smoke.
All right, so sit there and shut up.
And from eighth on the grid, he's up to fourth place.
Timo Glott also gaining positions on the spot here.
This is Deutsche Post.
Deutschland's post anyway.
Let me go ahead and take another smoke in the middle.
You saw the good start there into the hair fit from Sheldon Vander Linda Graves stuff from the bottom.
Bunch of fucking smoke, man.
Right out of a clean screen, you dick.
Fucking weed.
Cheating burger motherfucker.
Alright, that feels better.
By the way, this is streamed.
It's- It's actually showing the chat replay with the replay of this.
So very interesting here.
And hey, hey, happy merchant, who gives a shit if I'm blowing into a fucking toilet paper tube that's got some fabric softener sheets at the end.
It actually works.
Do you think that I actually want to have people to come into my home and smell tetrahydro-cannevanol in the air?
Do you think I want to look like that type or give that type of degeneracy to people?
Absolutely not.
It fucking works, okay?
My house doesn't smell at all.
And it is, it's fucking works.
By the time you come into the pits, change tires for six or seven.
Do I still use a shekel?
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
As a matter of fact, I've got a shekel that I use to cover, you know, because I used to have one of those things that you can screw onto the pipe.
You know, that has just like a little hole on it.
I lost it.
One of those caps and shit.
Now I cover the bowl.
I take a hit.
And I cover it with a shekel.
I'm not even telling you.
Here's the shekel.
Whenever you hear that, that's the shekel right there that I use, okay?
Along with Michael.
Let me take a listen to this.
And then I cover his tires last as well.
You might get a phone at one point.
And then I blow it into the toilet paper tube with a fabric softener shield in the end.
Two by two, easy style restarts.
Remember these days in DTF?
Quite a spectacular thing.
It feels good, baby, all right?
And I get that weaponized tetrahydro cannot be.
That fucking ultra medical shit.
And so this is going to be interesting indeed.
How much river in the best of times?
My weed is to get it.
Everybody that retailing Nico Muller in position.
Let me just not go there.
Everybody's correct to the back of the dress.
Yeah, you may be in a legal state and you're getting some kind of medicinal crap at some co-op or something.
I'm getting the good shit, all right?
I'm getting the badass shit.
I don't get no brick lead.
I'm not getting the kind of weed that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
I'm not getting that crazy.
I'm getting good for Muller.
He pulls clear.
Watch for it, though.
He's got the inside line here in the BMW and he could be going to the bottom.
Oh, here we go.
Look at this.
They're getting a little closer.
Muller Jemmy Green goes wide on the outside as well.
It's going to be Muller Eng.
Oh, there goes Green.
Take a look at Green.
And up towards the S's.
It's therefore going to be the black BMW of Spangler.
No, it's not, because Eng is brave around the outside.
He's got the inside line for the next bit.
Through he goes.
And watch as well.
Side by side for third place.
Team Open.
Anyway, we're going to end it right here.
Thank you, John Pierre, for hooking us up.
Exciting racing action on that Saturday Night Tour show, because they got a lot of donos.
Oh, just got spin up.
And there's a crash.
He gets collected.
There's a crash right before we're about to turn Robin this guy trying to get away.
I'm afraid.
Jesus Christ.
He'll have damage to the front of the car.
Unfucking.
He lost the engine on the BMW.
Hey, wait a minute.
Supposedly there was a car crash that crashed into the car.
Is this the one where unless he gets the car?
The car crashed into people into the audience.
I don't see it anywhere.
Let me see.
He might be out of the race unless he's going to spin it around.
I don't see it.
No, no, no, no.
It does look like he's parking up.
He's undeniable.
No, that doesn't look like it.
Terrific results.
Anyway, this is it.
He's out.
Cheers to John Pierre for requesting this.
Cheers to you.
Let us go ahead and get to the next video, Dono, because once again, we got a shitload of these motherfuckers.
So thank you, John Pierre.
Let us get to the next one.
This next one is by Ify.
And if he said, thanks for doing a show, Ghost Chat's Choice.
Number one, Cringe or number two, what is it?
Boomers or number three, Manchild.
It is up to the chat, courtesy of Ify.
So one cringe, two boomers, three Manchild.
Which one is it, Chad?
It's up to you.
We've got three, three, three.
There's some twos.
There's a couple of ones.
We've got more threes going on.
More threes.
There's some ones.
There's a lot more threes.
Okay, let's just go ahead and take a look at three.
Manchild, of course.
Of course, you fucking people would be like, yeah, three.
Yay, Spaghetti.
No wonder you fucking got it.
All right, let's take a look at what Ify has in store for us for Manchild.
Anyway, take a look at this.
Put the PC Sean on.
It's the LA Beast.
Now, look, I used to watch the LA Beast, okay?
Because, you know, he used to eat a lot of dumb shit.
You know, fucking eat cactus.
And, you know, he'd fucking eat a slop of bacon and wash it down with Jack Daniels and did shit like that.
Unfortunately, when you get old, your insides tell you that, you know, you shouldn't do it.
Now he has turned into a total man child is right.
Now, this one is from 2018 before he got his new place, I guess, with this girlfriend that he has.
But now, in the background of every LA Beast video that's put out now, he's got all his toys that are in the background.
This is a fucking mid-30s man.
Like, I think he's like 35, 36, or some shit.
And this guy has, I think he's a little older than that.
I think he might be 37, if I'm not mistaken.
He's got the Ghostbusters, like the whole fucking setup, you know, the building and Echo, Ecto fucking one, or whatever the fuck it was called.
He's got all that shit.
He's got the entire set of Pee Wee's Playhouse.
He's got Teddy Rexman, that fucking bear, like you'd throw a fucking cassette tape in its ass.
And hi, I'm Toddy Roxman.
It would move its fucking cocksucker and shit.
He's got all these dumb fucking toys and I've just stopped watching them because it's like, you fucking man-child shithead.
So without further ado, let's get started.
First up, we have sweet sues, whole chicken in a can.
Twitch, I've had this item in the past, and it kind of reminds me of a chicken doused in booger juice.
And today, three years later, when I open up this can, I hope it'll be a different store.
If you're having to eat this as a meal, I feel bad for- Oh my god!
Alright, let's give this chicken in a can a whirl, and I'll tell you exactly what I think it tastes like right off the bat.
Just it's very gelatinous.
What the hell is that?
Eating Canned Chicken Doused in Booger Juice00:09:55
It says to definitely refrigerate it before eating.
And it is.
It's very gelatinous.
This is the broth, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, my God.
No, shit.
Not even the LABs can palate it.
It's a fucking disgusting bunch of shit.
Ugh, okay.
And here's the thing.
I mean, doesn't Wendy's or some shit have a dollar value?
You know, then you don't have to buy this shit.
Oh, God.
And this is shit you don't have to cook, alright?
It didn't.
It tasted like if a chicken tried to cross the road and got hit by a semi-tractor trailer filled with containers of boogers.
That is pretty much what it felt like I was just eating.
It has like a very squishy chicken taste.
It does.
It kind of has a nice little hint of pickles.
So ladies and gentlemen, the sweet sues.
A hint of pickles.
Whole chicken in a can.
Okay, we're doing.
Yeah, we're done.
Next up.
We have New England's finest.
Brown bread in a can.
Brown rabbits in a can free from soap cholesterol.
I like bread.
I know I like peanut butter too, guys.
Never before in my life have I seen bread that comes in a can.
Like right off the bat, it already smells like my grandmother's attic.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Also, this, ladies and gentlemen, I mean that's a lot of bread in a can.
I mean that's a lot of carbs.
It looks like this is awesome.
Okay, let's just dive right into it.
Like I said, it smells like my grandmother's attic, but it also smells like rotten wheat bread.
Oh good lord.
It seems like it's very moist.
It's filled with moisture.
This is ridiculous.
He's just gonna take a chunk out of it.
I'm eating f***ing bread from a can.
I used to watch the LAB.
See, he was, you know.
He used to do weird shit like this.
That is actually not bad.
I like it.
Brown bread in a can.
New England's finest.
He's fucking loving it.
Look, he's going for seconds.
Huh?
What is her chocolate taste?
Why don't you describe it there, LA Beast?
Nice.
It also kind of tastes like it would remind me of what a log of shit it tastes like.
Brown bread in a can, lady.
Okay, obviously it wasn't very good.
This one should be interesting.
Spotson's premium quality spotted dick sponge.
No, I've never had sick sponges before in my life, but I did attempt to try and eat an elk's wang one time.
And it did.
It tasted like chemicals.
See, I can tell you this much better experience.
If you don't know who the LA Beast is, sick sponge.
Come on, man.
It does.
It kind of smells like apple cinnamon with mossy rocks.
What is this spotted spice?
I don't know what it says.
Does anybody know what this is?
It actually does have like a pumpkin pie kind of smell to it.
Pumpkin pie.
With a pumpkin pie-like texture to it.
Interesting.
This is what spotted dick sponge is.
Let's see what it tastes like.
What the hell is that?
He doesn't.
He doesn't like it.
Look at this.
He doesn't like it.
Interesting.
It does.
It's very dry.
There's no moisture to it, but it tastes like the filling from a pumpkin pie with raisins.
It's like a raisin pumpkin spotted dick sponge, ladies and gentlemen.
Not bad.
Somebody told me in the chat that spotted dick sponge is a British.
I just ate spotted dick on to the next.
Awesome.
Now, I've been wanting to try this for years.
What a Scottish haggis.
Scottish haggis.
No way.
Scott Scottish haggis food staple in Scotland, which consists of Scottish.
Scottish hearts liquid in a fucking blanket with onions, spices, and salt stomachs in the sheep's stomach.
Wow, it doesn't smell bad.
It kind of smells like corned beef and hash.
Never had that for breakfast with your eggs before.
Here you go.
Scottish haggis, supposedly, in a can.
Yeah, it does.
It kind of looks like if I ate an entire box of cocoa pebbles and then I vomited them back up, then put them into an ice tray squint in the freezer.
It looks like I sparked up cocoa pebbles.
It does, like right off the bat, it has this little white circle things that kind of look like worms.
When I was living in the Bronx in college, I would buy these big bags of rice and I would find these little tiny silk worms in the rice, but I was so hungry I would eat it anyway.
Oh my god.
I've eaten dog food before.
So this should not be a target for eating garbage.
Haggis, ladies and gentlemen, which is sheep heart, lungs, and liver.
I mean, Haggis is disgusting enough.
Not bad.
Not bad, my ass.
Yeah, if I cook this up and put it on eggs, like corned beef hash, this is kind of what it tastes like mixed with dog food.
It looks like dog food, man.
And a little bit of butthole.
I just got a hint of butthole just there.
It looks a lot worse than it really is.
Haggis.
One more.
That's right, folks.
The taste that we all love is back.
And that is Loma Linda's 100% meatless fried chicken in a can.
Meatless fried chicken in a can.
How does, I don't understand it.
Meatless fried chicken in a can.
Right off the bat, they look like crap nuggets.
And it does.
It kind of smells like a sour fart.
So what I'm going to do is just pick up fried chicken sand.
And as you can see, I'm dripping juices all over the floor.
But this is interesting.
Let's see what a fried chicken 100% meatless thing tastes like.
I mean, what the fuck is that?
What are you eating?
Just matter?
Just some kind of matter?
Okay.
Some kind of deep-fried matter.
Meatless fried chicken in a can.
It does.
Like, it has the consistency of a soggy Twinkie that has been doused in Chef Boyer D tomato sauce.
All right, very vivid description.
Oh, there's just this weird juice inside.
And it did it.
Like, it tasted like I just somebody farted in my mouth.
Loma Linda's fried chicken in a can.
Now what we have next is the mad daddy of weird canned food items.
And all that stuff would come in a big can.
This is rose pork brains after this milk brain into the next break.
This other dope is here in the United States.
I think it's something for it.
Pork brains.
So I'm interested to see what this can hold for my future.
And does anybody know what?
Does that mean like it's brain from a pig?
I mean, is that even edible?
Brain brain brains.
When I was a little kid, I used to like, my mom used to give me this pink medicine whenever I was sick.
So it does.
It looks like Peptobismol right off the bat.
And it does.
It kind of smells like rotten tuna fish.
Rotten tuna fish, too.
Toda fish.
Let's just pour it into the glass and drink it.
So here we go.
Rose pork brains with milk gravy, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh boy.
Dude, that looks fucking gross, man.
That looks like they're gone.
Oh, God.
Brains.
Brains.
Brains, brains are good for your heart.
Apparently, it's some kind of brain.
Oh, God.
And it's a can.
It's in fact, oh, God.
It's a pork brain.
What I'm going to do right now is just eat it.
I'll tell you what it tastes like.
Here we go.
Eat it.
Don't taste it.
Eat it.
Oh, my God.
He's tasting it.
Ugh.
Now, if you've ever gone to the store and purchased crumbled up blue cheese, it has that same consistency.
It's like a blue cheesy chunkiness to it.
And it does.
It has an aftertaste of stank.
A strip stank in my mouth right now.
YOLO.
No, no.
Oh, no.
Don't, dude.
What a fucking sick prick.
No, oh, dude, that looks gross.
I mean, oh, that looks puke.
He's going to finish it.
Oh, God.
He's going to puke it up.
There's no way he's going to keep it in.
We're good.
That's it.
Ladies and gentlemen.
That's it.
That was fucking disgusting, dude.
All right.
Are you going to keep it down?
Pork brains and milk gravy.
On to the next milk gravy.
All right.
That was a good one there.
All right.
That was a pretty good one.
And of course, that was requested by Ify.
Thank you very much, Iffy.
Disgusting Pork Brains and Milk Gravy00:04:58
We really do appreciate it, man.
That was actually pretty cool, if I don't say so myself.
And what is that?
Jesus.
Pookie from 713.
Come on, man.
I'm not going to be able to get out of here.
Ghost appears at 4:15.
Ghost appears at 4:15.
And MAGA Brody.
$50 bell.
$50 bell.
$50 bill.
$50.
MAGA Brody with a $50 bill.
$50 extra bucks for more playtime for my documentary dono.
This should be enough for you to watch the whole thing.
$250 total.
Cheers, Ghost.
And remember, we bronies truly do love you.
Loyal fans, until the end.
All right.
Well, I appreciate it, dude.
But, you know, I mean, you know, you're just.
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
I don't know what to say.
All right.
You're just going to, you're pissing everybody off.
And then they get pissed off at me.
And I'm a bad guy for some fucking reason.
Anyway, let's get back to the donos.
Ify, thank you very much for that dono.
It was chat's choice, and the chat chose Manchild LA Beast.
Let's get to the next video, don't know.
This next video, dono, was requested by Chicago Cowboy, and Chicago Cowboys said, Enjoy some Sabaton.
This one is about an incident involving German Ace sparring the crew of a wounded B-17 bomber, okay?
All right, here it is: Chicago Cowboy requesting a little bit of Sabaton.
Put the PC shot on.
Let's see and take a look at this.
All right, here we go.
It's Chicago Cowboy.
Look to the right and then look again.
And see the enemy in the eye.
No bullets life smelled by his masses.
Excited out.
How about a bomb slave?
All right, what does everybody think here?
World War One stuff.
Cesar is the strike.
Eight out of ten, underdogs, eight out of ten, pettis, seven out of ten, aesthetic cap, eight out of ten, bonzy buddy, nine out of ten, Santa Adler, three point nine out of ten, Salamanders, seven out of ten, Bob Coffee, nine out of ten, Seth Captain Crack, eight out of ten, and roll, eight out of ten Mr. Person, ten out of ten, Pearl Francisco, seven out of ten, Sister 23, seven and a half out of ten Coast Trans-Pacific Waifu, eight out of ten,
Ozark Cadway, four out of ten, Happy Merchants, eight out of ten, Fried Bacon, eight out of ten, Raptor Jesus, seven out of ten Classic Radio Noir, seven out of ten, uh Jariscore.
Here's the solo.
solo if I don't say so myself.
Chicago Cowboy Requests Sabaton Metal00:11:34
I want to say cheers once again.
I can't reiterate it.
Cheers for chilling with me on this Saturday night, man.
Every one of you guys.
Whether you like me, you hate me, appreciate me, or control me.
I appreciate each and every one of you listening, man.
Cheers.
Well, there it is.
Chicago Cowboy with a little bit of Sabaton.
All right.
Giving us a little bit of some history lessons and, you know, giving us some historic knowledge in the music.
Cheers to Chicago Cowboy.
Thank you very much for that one.
Let us continue, okay?
We've got WT Snacks.
Requested this, and WT Snacks said political commentary is gay.
So I guess I don't know.
He left me two different videos, so am I supposed to play both of them, because they're short?
I don't know.
Let's go ahead and take a look at the first one.
This one right here is by WT Snacks, and let's see if this is.
Yeah, it is a short one.
It is a short one.
Here it is WT Snacks says political commentary is gay and this is the first video he requested.
All right, give me a break.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This was probably somebody by the DNC that requested this bullshit.
All right, I mean, come on, what the hell am I watching here?
Oh, they're just generally saying politics is gay.
Okay, that was 28 seconds.
All right, and let's go ahead and get to the second one, since that one was so short, by WT Snacks.
Once again, he said political commentary is gay, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
Here it is.
This one right here is, uh, 57 seconds.
Wt Snacks playing a new car.
This brony shit.
Come to Big Bill.
Hell's Power.
Break down at Big Bill, you can kiss my ass.
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker.
You'll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed.
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass.
You heard us right.
Shove it up your ugly ass.
Bring your tray, bring your time, bring your wife real fucker.
That's right, we'll buck your wife because at Big Bill Hell you're but six ways from sunday.
Take a hike to Big Bill Hell, home Of challenge pissing, that's right.
Challenge pissing.
How does it work?
If you can kiss him and not get left, you get no dominant.
Don't deliver me.
At Big Bill Hell, the only dealer that tells you to fuck off, hurry up asshole.
This event ends the minute after you write us a check and at better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker.
Go to hell.
Big Bill Hell's car, Baldimore's filthiest and exclusive, on one of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland guaranteed, anyway.
They just informed me in the chat that this wasn't uh Bronies, it was Pokemon oh, aww.
Anyway, thank you, WT Snacks.
I appreciate it.
Man, cheers to you.
All right, let us get to the next video, Dono.
Uh, the next video Dono is by Vitali, and Vitali said two short videos.
First is if ghost was talking in front of us of school children, and the second one is a nice little cute stall we all.
This is the one supposedly me talking in front of school children, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean Vitale.
All right, let's go ahead and see what the hell he's talking about.
Here it is, put the pc shot on and, by the way, this one ain't too short, but go ahead.
Trevor talks to kids.
Hey Aria good, how are you?
Pretty good, nice to meet you.
Okay class, this is Trevor and he works in television and he is going to talk to us today.
Okay Hi, how's everyone doing?
Hi, five.
Oh, there we go.
I work in television on a comedy show.
Does anybody here want to work in television when they grow up?
Okay, okay.
Who likes comedy?
Who's the class clown?
Joey!
Joey?
Joey's the class clown.
I saw Sarah at recess, and this is what her face looks like.
Okay, all right.
I want to be an astronaut.
Oh, you want to be an astronaut?
Well, that's great.
You can be an astronaut.
All you have to do is study flying or science, and maybe someday you could be the first astronaut to walk on the moon.
No!
There already was an astronaut who first walked on the moon.
Well, no, not really.
That wasn't real.
See, there was this thing called the Cold War, and in order to beat the Russians, we kind of faked that.
That never happened.
Yeah, the moon landing, nothing but Nevada.
Wait a minute, what the hell, 9-11?
What's that, right?
Take a look at this wreckage.
See how there's no plane parts on the ground there?
What does that look like?
A metho.
You see, President Bush was in a secret society at Yale called the Skull and Bones.
Whoa, whoa!
And they all worship Satan.
President Bush worships Satan?
In my personal opinion, absolutely.
And one of the Skull and Bones initiation rituals is that to get in, you have to lie naked in a coffin and masturbate in front of the older members.
But the really messed up thing is that since former President Bush, Bush Sr., was also a member, he requested to be there to watch his son's initiation.
So he watched his own son masturbate.
Jesus.
President Bush masturbated in front of his dad.
Yeah, it's pretty gross.
That is the initiation, though.
That is the initiation.
Yeah, you're supposed to be in a coffin.
You wax your carrot, and you're supposed to tell all the deep, dark sexual secrets that you have in your past to everyone that's a part of the, or that's looking or watching the ritual.
I'm not even joking.
All right, Vitaly, that was a pretty good one.
Let's go ahead and take a look at your second one here, Vitaly.
All right.
That one was a decent one.
Oh, all right, here.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
This is Steve.
Steve is a happy boy.
He's a good boy.
He gets good grades in school.
He gets 100.
He gets B pluses and double H. Six figure archives.
He's 168s.
He's smart.
He has.
He enjoys his electric train and his podcast.
Oh, he's one of these train nurses.
He has tubes of pods.
One day, Mike, or Steve was hanging out with his favorite bee.
Hanging out with his favorite bee?
When the coolest kid at his school, Chuck Awesome, pulled up.
Chuck Awesome's the coolest kid in his school.
Chuck Awesome was like, hey kid, you seem kind of cool.
Why don't you come to this party that I'm having later on?
Mike or Steve couldn't believe that Chuck Awesome, the coolest kid in school.
Chuck Awesome, really?
The coolest kid in school's paying attention to me?
Nobody ever pays attention to me.
I'm Steve.
I'm a dweed.
Of course I'm going to.
I've always wanted to hang out with the cool kids.
So, Steve.
Okay, can we get to the point of the street in Chuck's red car listening to today's hits?
So, this is what it's like to roll with the cool kids.
Steve thought, This is what it's like to finally be cool.
This is what it's like.
Now, I know what it's like.
Chuck Awesome.
Chuck Awesome said, Let's go into that shed over there.
Go into the shed!
So they went into the shed.
What the fuck?
What?
Are you fucking kidding me after they raped him?
They killed him and left him in an empty field.
What the fuck?
As for Chuck Awesome, let's just say that some things never change.
He's still cool as ever.
All right, Vitaly, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
And why?
All right, why for Christ's sake?
All right, Billy or Smogurko, excuse me, Smogurko.
You ever thought about having a co-host?
It'd be cool if you had Daniel Carver on the show to drop some truth in your audience about waking up the white race.
Uh, no, all right, and Daniel Carver's kind of fucking boring, man.
He's he's like a you know, very introverted type of hick, if you want my opinion.
Uh, we got Tyler of the Woodshit.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Two short ones.
First one features West Coast.
Leave West Coast Capitalist alone.
There we go.
Billy Smiles on the $10 bill.
$10 to unmute me.
Your faggy mod banned me making a joke on the troll show.
Keep your dog on a leash.
Oh, man.
All right.
Sorry about that, Billy Smiles.
I had no idea.
Billy Smiles, God banned.
All right.
My apologies there, Billy Smiles.
There you go, man.
Sorry about that shit.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Billy Smiles, for letting me know about that.
Who we got?
Brony Mod.
Local live home entertainment.
Brony Mod.
Yo, Billy Smiles.
The source for that Pokemon comic is called Oversexed Evolutions.
You're welcome.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Thank you very much for those.
And look, we're getting piled on these donos, dude.
I don't even know if we're going to be able to make it.
I really don't.
I really fucking don't.
All right.
Look, the next one should be MAGA Brony's documentary, but I'm going to, I've got a lot of donos I got to do.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to save MAGA Brony's $200 documentary, actually $250 documentary, as soon as I get through a lot of these donos.
And we're going to have to see it.
We're going to have to see it, man.
All right.
So cheers, MAGA Brony.
Let me get through these donos of people that wanted to see their videos played first.
And we'll get to yours, man.
No problem.
Professor Raptor is next.
And Professor Raptor said, Hey, ghost, me, Rajiv, and the rest of Outcasts are starting a band.
And we're going to cover a song first.
P.S.
Professor Raptor Starts a New Band00:03:50
The band will be named Rajiv Pajeet and his Outcasts of Idiots.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at it.
Here it is.
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
This is supposed to be Professor Raptor and Rajiv and the what?
Rajiv Rajeev Rajiv Pajeet and his Outcast idiots.
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
We go.
What the hell is this?
What the fuck is this?
Rick D's and his cast of idiots.
How fucking far back in radio are you going?
It was a party the other night.
Ladies were treating me right.
I fucking wrecked you shit Moving my head to the risk of my shit Fucking Rick Dees.
All of a sudden, I began to change.
I was on the dance floor acting strange.
Flapping my arms, I began to cluck.
Look at me.
I'm the disco.
The Disco Duck.
Disco duck.
Disco duck.
Disco, cash colour.
Disco cash calm disco disco disco.
No, this wasn't the original.
But there's no I don't know about Father's Donald Trump.
I mean, I don't know what it was about, but you know, once again, Regime Pajit and the Outcast of Idiots or something.
Anyway, thank you, Professor Raptor.
Regime Pajit and the Outcasts of Idiots00:14:17
Let's get to the next video, Dodo.
And the next video, Dodo, is one.
Oh, and an E.
And he didn't say anything.
He just dropped the video.
So let's go ahead and take a look.
What do we got here?
Hold on just a second.
What do we got here?
One.
Hold on.
I'm trying to take a stretch.
I'm standing up here and trying to do shit.
And it's kind of difficult to do here.
Here it is.
One.
Oh, and then.
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
Put the PC shot on.
we go Is this for real or is this a troll?
This is like stuffed Indian wrestling here?
Rakesh Kumar Otter Once again, Juan, O-N-N-N-E, always requests these weird wrestling matches from all over the globe.
Oh my god, that was horrible.
Oh.
Alright, we're watching some Indian wrestling here.
What can this goddamn bring?
And is it like covered in bamboo sticks?
Oh my God, dude, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
Get the fuck out of here.
It's supposed to be a cage match.
It's supposed to be a cage match.
I can't believe they're even considering this match.
I can't even believe that they're considering this a cage, man.
And where's the crowd?
It's like a crowd of maybe like 10 or 15.
Oh, gave him a bamboo stick.
Oh, bamboo stick to the shoulder.
Somebody said this is great time at the call center.
Get the fuck out.
That's horrible.
I mean literally nobody's watching his people that are out there and we can see this from the street.
People just walking by like what a bunch of idiots.
Oh, that was horrible.
I mean, oh God.
Indicating what's going on here right into a dv.
A dv no, it wasn't a dv t, it was a diamond cutter or a stone cold stunner, whatever you want to call it.
Oh my bad, stone cold stunner is what the show remember.
My bones don't have to do that.
We have to do that double-team in the Valley Superplex.
Well, you have a double-team because it's all right.
Dude this is fucked up.
I can't believe that this is actually a production supplier.
And somebody said that this is what they do in their time off when they're on break from the call center.
And now Chakti is a very big fan.
And this time Chakti is a very big fan.
Very big fan.
Once again, he requested this, and he's always requesting these very bizarre wrestling matches from all over the world.
What the fuck was that?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
I wish I could understand the language.
I mean, I wish they wouldn't go down to the planet and we have the two packages.
on the floor and the somebody that is at the top of the bamboo care is now climbing down the world's light of the kettle but we don't know what is going to happen we don't know
i'm sorry i'm just not giving it to me absolutely just for 12 seconds to close the door and here's the general suplex here's the general suplex oh my god there's a decent suplex two one three and here's the general suplex and here's the rakesh kumar otan and rakesh kumar has a lot of attack thank you
After in RKO, this time, you will take the ROTANY match, I think.
Time for the time come again, open up the day to a supported match.
Please open up again, put a climb up on the bamboo cage and go to go for two.
But as you can see, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
There are trying to stop right now, on this side of the time.
Oh my God, he has done it from the top of the bamboo cage.
There it is, already wins the match.
That was... That was... That was...
This is a ridiculous match.
Come, see, play, play.
Come, come, come, come.
I'm a champion, ladies and gentlemen.
We have an outstanding man in Japan.
There's some commotion going on even though the match is already open.
Oh my God, he's going to continue meeting up people even though he's going to close the match.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Anyway, thank you, one.
Oh, and is this a legit organization?
Look at this.
It's a legit organization.
Wow, dude.
I can't.
It's a legit wrestling organization.
And hold on, where are we going?
Peppermint Swirl.
Oh, my God.
That comic is named Oversexed Evolutions.
You're welcome.
Okay, thank you very much.
And here's Mega Brony.
And MAGA Brony said, that's fine.
I've got all night.
Cheers to you.
You can also unmute me and chat.
I've donated over $250.
I guess that's fair.
Anonymous.
Anonymous here.
Oh, my God.
What's the point of having a mod if you keep undoing all of his actions?
Seems like you're throwing your mod under the bus when you do that.
And I bet he doesn't appreciate it.
Give me a break.
Yeah.
You know what?
You don't know shit, Anonymous.
All right.
You're just one of these instigating pieces of digital trash that wants to sit over here and flap your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard trying to cause some kind of drama, some kind of ruckus.
Well, go fuck yourself, all right?
And by the way, Sigma Zero also wants to be taken off.
All right, so let's go ahead and do this.
All right.
Let's go.
Sigma Zero, okay, is out.
And MAGA Brony, since MAGA Brony dropped a $250 bill so that we could watch his, you know, we watch his documentary or whatever the case might be.
Let me see.
Here it is.
All right.
There it is.
Unmute MAGA Brony.
All right.
All right.
Thank you very much for the last dono.
And the last dono wasn't, once again, was by one.
Oh, and E. Let us get to the next video, dono, because once again, we got a whole shitload of them here tonight.
Let us go ahead and get to the next one.
This next one is requested by Aquilian.
And Aquilian said, okay, go sorry, but I had to vent my frustration at the phony president.
Here's a video of Big Man Tyrone singing a song.
Big Man Tyrone.
Who are you talking about?
Big Man Tyrone.
Oh, this guy.
This guy.
Yeah.
This guy.
Yeah, I got a bone to pick with this guy, Aquilian.
All right.
He's done a lot of videos against me and I don't appreciate it.
Anyway, put the PC shot on.
Here we go.
Antimaz and Scrubs.
I have a poem for you.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna rule me.
I end the show.
Oh my god, they actually did a remix of this.
You're looking kind of dumb with a finger and has home in the shape of a hand on how to do it.
I'm telling you, that's one thing about the area.
Yes, that's coming.
The creativeness of, like, these three mixes and these music blasphemy videos.
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see.
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You never know if you don't screw.
You never shine if you don't glue.
Way now.
You're an all-star game on that man.
Way now.
I never remember the fucking song, dude.
It was just so much airplane.
I was in like all the free-ass movies back then, you know.
Oh, my shooting star, grab them more.
It's a cool place.
And they see it gets older.
You get older.
But the Nijo Men best.
Working by the hole in the satellite picture.
The Ivy Skate is getting pretty thin.
The water is getting warm.
So you might as well sleep.
My world's on fire.
How about yours?
That's the way I like it.
But I'll never get bored.
Hey, now you're an old star.
Get the payment on.
Ooh, me.
Hey, now you're a rota.
Get the shoe on.
Get me.
And all that.
That glitters is gold, and star is not gold, whatever the hell he says.
Hello everyone!
What the fuck?
He actually.
He actually thrown away.
I'll have to demonetize all of your videos.
Austin Johnson show me.
Go, go, go, go.
Hey, now, you're an old star.
Get the paymoys.
Get the shoe on.
Get me.
And all that is.
My show made him trans.
Shut the fuck up.
As good as that.
I need to get myself away from this place.
I said, yep.
What a concept.
I'm going to use a little field myself.
I will put all these YouTube channels.
Well, the year starts coming and they don't stop coming.
Straight to the roof.
And I hit the ground running.
Didn't make sense not to leave for fun.
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb.
So much to do.
So much to see.
So what's wrong with taking the past thing?
You never know if you don't go.
You never shine if you don't go.
Hey, now you're an ostracar.
Get the payment.
Hey, now you're a rota.
Get the shoe on.
Get me.
And all that this doesn't.
Only shooting breath the moon.
And all that it doesn't.
Joe Biden Being Told What to Say00:07:03
Only shooting more.
We didn't need to hear that ear rape.
All right, we didn't need to hear that ear rape at the end, but hey, thank you, Aquilian.
Cheers to you.
And believe me, I understand what you're talking about with your venting out with this goddamn Joe Biden.
He's a piece of dementia-ridden trash.
And he obviously is not.
He's not in charge.
I mean, y'all have to know that he is just being told what to say by the people that are a part of his speech writing team, the chief of staff, all these folks fucking blinking, being the foreign policy maker.
I mean, these are all old Obama people.
All right.
And I'd like to show you a video to prove that this guy is a basic symbolic president that's just being told what to do.
But when he gave one of his recent speeches and then took a couple of questions at the end, he made the comment that, look, that was my last question.
I've got to go or I'm going to get in trouble.
How the fuck are you going to get in trouble, Biden?
You're the fucking president.
How the fuck does a president get in trouble?
Oh, people want me to show it.
All right, I guess I'll show it.
Let me see if I can find it first of all.
All right, let me find it in my history here, but let me show you.
I think this is the one here.
Hold on, let me look for it.
I think this is the one here.
Is this the one here?
I think this is the one.
Let me go ahead and take a look at this.
All right.
This is the recent train.
You know, it's going to be, it's real short.
But take a look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
I believe he does it here.
All right.
Here it is.
He's running with a stupid mask.
Great to be back to 33 station.
My, I guess, my fourth or fifth year as president, vice president, and Angelo Negri came up to me and goes, Joey, baby.
And he grabbed my cheek, started squeezing.
And I thought he was going to get shot.
I'm serious.
This is the bargain of bargains and bargains.
It's economical and it's environmentally a lifesaver in this country.
Seen Ryan Amtrak routes on the way and they're working on transit on trains.
Oh my God.
1,200 employees from Charlotte.
Another.
We're behind the curve.
But folks, as I said the other night, Joey, what's the big deal?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Is that it?
No, that's not it.
God damn it.
And look, there he is being guided away.
Joey.
That's not the one.
God damn it, dude.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can find it.
It's a short clip.
It's a short clip where he's taking questions and he keeps going back to answer them.
I think this is it.
All right, here it is.
I think this is it.
All right.
Sorry, I don't mean to pause the donos for this, but I think this is it.
All right, put the PC shot on.
We'll move again.
Here we go.
Play it.
Mr. President, if the risk is so low outdoors, why doesn't it apply to everybody?
Did you have any preconditions before meeting with Vladimir Putin?
One at a time.
I'll discuss that all another day.
Thank you.
What if you ask Vice President here at the end of the Vice President?
Will you make it faster for them to get the vaccine back to County World?
India.
They're suffering at the same time.
What do you say to the folks in India?
I'm sorry.
I'm going to.
Just the last question I'll take.
And I'm really going to be in trouble.
Yeah, there it is.
Did you hear that?
Play that again.
Really going to be in trouble.
Really going to be in trouble.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to.
Just the last question I'll take.
And I'm really going to be in trouble.
I mean, what kind of president is going to get into trouble?
I mean, you're the president.
How in the fuck can you get into trouble?
That right there should tell you that this guy is not in charge.
He is a symbolic president who's barely being propped up like weekend at Bernie's out here.
I'm not even fucking joking.
This is an 80-year-old man who should not be in the position that he's in.
He's cognitively not there.
He can barely stumble over his own tongue about explaining what is on his mind or even read a speech.
Anyway, I just had to show you all that just to show you guys that he is a symbolic president.
He is not real.
And even though it has his name on it and the media is saying that Joe Biden's doing this and Joe Biden's doing that, I guarantee you he ain't doing it.
He's being told what to do, told what to say.
And that is the president right now at this current time.
I'm not even joking.
And people always try to say that, oh, well, Kamala Harris is in charge.
No, they have neutralized Kamala Harris.
And how they've neutralized her was by giving her that live grenade called the border and putting her as the supposed top person in charge of the border crisis, which there is a legitimate humanitarian crisis going on at the border, and it's mostly children.
And of course, the media is not talking about it.
All right, Joe Biden is not talking about it.
And they put Kamala Harris, the least person in any kind of qualification, in charge of this.
And that's why you don't see Kamala Harris other than her laughing all the time.
I mean, she's really not doing anything.
They've neutralized her to the dumb, stupid, idiot bimbo that she really is.
Lest we forget, she banged Willie Brown, now she's here.
All right?
She banged Willie Brown.
Now she here, baby.
All right.
These are facts.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next video dono here.
This next video dono, I believe.
Let me make sure, because we had a lot of insta-thoughts in between the donations here.
So I think this is the, yes, it is.
This next video is by Ed, and Ed dropped a $25 bill on this one and didn't say anything.
So let's see what Ed has in store for us for a $35 bill up in here.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Ed requested this.
Identity Politics and Tribal Group Attachments00:15:12
In the early 50s, you predicted that the world was becoming a global village.
We're going back into the bicameral mind, which is tribal, collective, without any individual consciousness.
But it seems, Dr. McLuhan, that this...
Oh, that's very interesting.
This...
This tribal world is not friendly.
Oh, no.
Tribal people, one of their main kinds of sport is sort of butchering each other.
It's a full-time sport in tribal societies.
But I had some ideas we got global and tribal, we were going close.
The closer you get together, the more you like each other.
There's no evidence of that in any situation that we've ever heard of.
That when people get closer together, they get more and more savagely impatient with each other.
Well, why is that?
Because of the nature of man?
Because his tolerance is tested in those narrow circumstances very much.
Village people aren't that much in love with each other.
And the global village is a place of very arduous interfaces and very abrasive situations.
Do you see any pattern of this?
And, for example, desires of Quebec to separate?
I should think that they are feeling very abrasive about the English community and about the way the American South felt about the Yankee North 100 years ago.
And is this distancing?
Is this going to be a pattern right around the world?
Apparently, separatisms are very frequent all over the globe at the present time.
Every country in the world is loaded with regionalistic, nationalistic little groups.
But in Quebec, for example, they define it as the quest for identity.
All forms of violence are a quest for identity.
When you live out in the front of you.
Wow, you know, pause this.
I don't know who the hell this guy is, but this guy obviously knows what he's talking about.
This was 1977, and he's making postulations that have literally come to pass today.
Very, very interesting.
Play the rest of this.
You have no identity.
You're a nobody.
Therefore, you get very tough.
You have to prove that you are somebody.
And so you become very violent.
And so identity is always accompanied by violence.
This seems paradoxical to you.
Ordinary, ordinary people find the need for violence as they lose their identities.
So it's only the threat to people's identity that makes them in violence.
Terrorists, hijackers, these are people minus identity.
They are determined to make it somehow, to get coverage, to get noticed.
And all this is somehow an effect of the electronic age?
Oh, no.
But people in all times have been this way.
But in our time, when things happen very quickly, there's very little time to adjust.
to new situations at the speed of light.
There's very little time to get accustomed to anything.
One of the big violence makers of our century has been radio.
Hitler was entirely a radio man and a tribal man.
Radio?
And what does television do then to that tribal nation?
Well, I don't think Hitler would have lasted long on TV.
Like Senator Joe McCarthy, he would have looked foolish.
He was a very hot character.
And like Nixon, made a very bad image on television.
He was far too hot a character.
Much better on radio or on the movies.
Not bad on the movies, which will take quite hot characters.
But Nixon was hopeless on TV.
The investigations now of the CIA and the FBI and even our own, God forbid, RCMP.
Has this anything to do with the electronic age?
Yes, because we now have the means to keep everybody under surveillance.
No matter what part of the world they're in, we can put them under surveillance.
It has become one of the main occupations of mankind, just watching other people and keeping a record of their goings on.
And invading privacy.
Invading privacy, in fact, just ignoring it.
Everybody has become porous.
They got the light and the messages go right through us.
By the way, at this moment, we are on the air, and on the air, we do not have any physical body.
When you're on the telephone or on radio or on TV, you don't have a physical body.
You're just an image on the air.
When you don't have a physical body, you're a discarnate being.
You have a very different relation to the world around you.
And this, I think, has been one of the big effects of the electric age.
It has deprived people really of their private identity.
Wow, man, this guy makes a lot of sense here.
Yes.
77.
Everybody tends to merge his identity with other people at the speed of light.
It's called being mass man.
By the way, one of the big marks of the loss of identity is nostalgia.
And so revivals on all hands in every phase of life today.
Revivals of clothing, of dances.
Nostalgia.
I mean, look at what's happening now.
The man-child, the man-children, they can't let go of the past.
So they hold on to the cartoons, they hold on to the toys, etc.
I mean, nostalgia is the only thing that sells right now.
Take a look at all the remakes of everything.
The remake, I just watched the remake of Mortal Kombat, the remake and the continuation of the Karate Kid with Cobra Kai.
I mean, this guy, yeah, I got to read up.
I mean, this obviously was a Canadian scholar, which I've never heard of.
I need to read up on him, but wow, wow.
I think we live by the revival.
It tells us who we are or where.
Do you feel that the fact that you and I have enjoyed the rewards of literacy, that we are more protected against television than I think you get a certain immunity, just as you get a certain immunity from booze by literacy?
the literate man can carry his liquor the tribal man cannot that's why in the moslem world or in the and in the native world you cannot booze is impossible It's the demon rum.
However, literacy also, though, makes us very accessible to ideas and propaganda.
The literate man is the natural sucker for propaganda.
Wow.
You cannot propagandize a native.
You can sell him rum and trinkets, but you cannot sell him ideas.
Therefore, propaganda is our Achilles heel.
It's our weak point.
We will buy anything if it's got a good hard sell tied to it.
What now, briefly, is this thing called media ecology?
It means arranging various media to help each other so they won't cancel each other out, to buttress one medium with another.
You might say, for example, that radio is a bigger help to literacy than television.
But television might be a very wonderful aid to teaching languages.
And so you can do some things on some media that you cannot do on others.
And therefore, if you watch the whole field, you can prevent this waste that comes by one canceling the other out.
In 15 seconds, I've got one question for you.
How much television do you watch?
Whenever I get a chance.
Not too often.
Wow, dude.
Let me tell you, that right there was a pretty interesting insight into the future.
I mean, this guy is talking about identity and how the people that have no identity are trying to attach themselves to a tribal type group.
And in that process, they're losing their identity.
And that's why what I just said, you know, he just mentioned it in this conversation.
This obsession with nostalgia.
And nostalgia is what defines identity to a tribal man.
Very, very interesting.
Cheers, Ed, who requested that one for a $25 bill.
Cheers to Ed.
I mean, that got us thinking.
I've got a lot of people in here that are listening to the broadcast thinking.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right, let us get to the next video dono here.
We've got Billy Smiles.
All right, let me make sure that Billy Smiles is next here, and I do believe he is.
Once again, we had a whole bunch of insta-thoughts tonight, and we got through them.
Let's go ahead.
Billy Smiles requested this one, and Billy Smiles said, ask and you shall receive.
Enjoy some more of this homo-making excuses for Black Lives Matter and Antifa.
Enjoy.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We just went from a very interesting conversation with a Canadian scholar that I had never heard of, Marshall McClellan, in a 1977 interview, basically telling the future.
I mean, unfucking believable.
So here it is.
For all those that don't know, Billy Smiles, for whatever reason, likes to donate this homosexual who thinks that he's a part of the brothers and part of the hood when, you know, he talks like he just got shitted out of the goddamn RuPaul's ass or something.
But go ahead, Billy Smiles.
You can't say that for everyone.
You can't say that for every profession, though.
I understand for you.
Every profession is an answer where people die.
Okay, this isn't.
Okay, let's not compare.
Let's not do whataboutisms, all right?
We're not going to compare.
I am doing what about him.
That's true.
That's not what about ism?
Yes, it is.
I'm not saying what about.
I'm just saying people are misled and it's an epidemic of police officers.
That's a falsehood.
I understand.
I'm giving you the point.
And by the way, this guy doesn't look full black.
And that's what the black identity needs to start identifying with themselves.
A change needs to be addressed.
I mean, is somebody like Obama black?
Are T.I. and bitching his kids?
Are they black?
All right, we're good.
Thanks, Lucas, man.
All right, no problem, man.
Care all right then.
Well, you know, it's not an epidemic.
Okay, oh, I give it to you, right?
Sometimes you have to give it, just give them a W, right?
Give them a W in order to take the war.
Good God.
What you have to learn is when to choose battle.
One of the things I've noticed in the midst of all the George Floyd riots and the Black Lives Matter protests and the chaz and all this is that the loudest and most vocal folks race hustling and trying to agitate are mixed race individuals.
They're not full black.
That's what you want to persuade people.
I mean, it's the mixed race individuals that seem to be the most violent, you know, the most agitated, the ones that are out there committing the most ruckus.
And I think that's an interesting thing that people need to have a conversation about.
And that's why I asked Black Lives Matter: what black are you talking about?
I mean, you know, because technically you can have folks that are white as hell and somewhere along the line, their ancestors banged a slave or something, and they've got a little black in them.
So technically, they're black.
I mean, you're either black or you're not black.
All right.
This mixed race shit, you know, with all due respect.
I understand.
Pause this.
I don't need to pause.
I'd like to call in.
The mixed race thing goes to what the previous video was just talking about, a lack of identity.
706, go for it.
And the thing about mixed race strikes is that they don't have to look towards a tribalism type of identity to identify who they are.
No.
I mean, mixed race people, especially in this country of the melting pot.
You're an American.
Okay.
And all you've got to do is live your life and carve out your own destiny the way you want to instead of trying to identify as some type of tribal community.
It's all but unfortunately, if you want my personal opinion, it seems to me like the folks that are the mixed race know better and they're utilizing the fact that they're half black, quarter black, to be able to agitate black folks.
And this guy looks like one of them.
This guy looks like a mixed race, mixed breed.
And he's obviously confused.
And instead of like, you know, trying to be some loudmouth agitator, why don't you just worry about your life?
And to be honest with you, I think the mixed races are manipulating the folks that are actually black into doing things they don't understand why they're doing.
And these fucking mixed breeds know better.
I honestly believe it.
I honestly believe it.
Over the course of the protest, like 700 buildings.
I honestly believe it.
And black folks need to kind of look inward and realize that they're being led around by these mixed breeds by white liberals.
And if they're going to try to tribalize around an identity, I mean, they need to realize that, okay, we need to make sure that brothers like this can't latch on to our plight when obviously, just by this kid's vernacular, you can tell this brother was not brought up in the hood.
And yet, he hates America.
He obviously has computing equipment.
He's got some headphones.
He's got a green screen.
He's got the ability to do all this shit so he can shit talk on the internet.
Yet he hates America.
Look at the backwards flag of his fucking hat.
Hates America, hates cops, hates Whitey, and he's making sure that he's out here trying to agitate other black folks.
I mean, if black folks are really concerned about problems in the country and want to appreciate the identity of black folks, you need to distance yourself, in my opinion, black folks, away from people like this who have no idea what the black experience is.
Have no idea about growing up in the hood, have no idea about going to a school that is substandard because their part of town doesn't have property taxpayers and that's what funds schools.
This brother has no idea of any of that.
I mean, listen to the way he's talking.
One window was broken because George Floyd was killed by Derek Chauvin, right?
That was a protest.
There was a protest because George Floyd was killed by Derek Chauvin, right?
Malcolm X Racism Argument Analysis00:15:31
The issue is, I mean, yes, it's a simple thing.
And I am not trying to say anything.
Look, I'm not trying to say anything because this brother sounds a little articulate a little bit.
I'm just saying that you're either what the blacks call an uncle Tom and you're going to shun brothers like this away who aren't even full black, or you're just going to embrace this shit and have fuckers like this point you in the direction that they want you to.
They can say I do.
I mean, go and look at all these protests.
I mean, the majority, I'm not saying all of them.
It's either mixed race folks that are the most vocal and the most boisterous and the most agitated or it's black women.
This person's going away for a long time.
And I believe what Tommy Satomayor says in his content.
Okay.
The black woman should have most of the blame on what's going on with black America in this country.
That was bad.
The fact that black women kicked out their fathers of these children because it was economically beneficial to do so because the government would pay you for it.
If I have children and have no husband, I get paid by the government.
And that's what black women have done to their own race.
And that dude Zimmermann.
And I believe in what Tommy Sotomayor said, dude.
I mean, black women need to be blamed for the current situation that's happening in black America.
I got it.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Chaos and loss.
I mean, you take a look at the average black man that is born in this country.
No, I don't.
I don't believe that.
Over 80%.
And this is not a joke.
Google this shit out.
Over 80% of black babies are born out of wedlock that are born to a single mother.
How can you justify any building?
And by the way, that single mother probably has a whole bunch of other kids and is getting generously paid by the government in entitlements.
How is that how it is?
They're playing the child support lottery system, etc.
What?
People have researched.
No, we're supposed to be civilized.
We're not animals.
We're adults.
Exactly, right?
Exactly.
We're supposed to be civilized and not animals.
So when people are treated like animals, you can see why there may be a get the hell out of here.
This guy makes me sick.
Why the reaction may just be as just as volatile and hostile.
No, that's not true.
Okay, that is absolutely not true there, brother.
By acting hostile and violent, you're reinforcing the stereotypes that made racism an initial thought in the process of the populace to begin with.
All right?
You're just reinforcing it.
It's not like you folks are out here committing violence and going after, I don't know, you know, the state houses in some kind of aggressive fashion.
And even if you are, you're not airing your grievances.
You're just saying my racism.
I mean, I can understand people going out and saying, look, we need a better way to investigate police shootings to make sure that these police shootings aren't done in any kind of malice or purpose or anything of that nature and that it was actually done to serve and protect the people.
Defunding the police is not a fucking, that is the most stupidest shit I've ever heard.
All right.
And this guy's going to pretend like, oh yeah, I'm one of the people, man.
They've been abusing me.
So I get to go out and loot and commit acts of violence and bullshit.
Bullshit.
No.
No, When something occurs.
And by the way, we're done with this.
I'm done.
All right, Billy Smiles.
This guy makes me fucking want to puke.
And why the fuck you donated to this guy?
I have no idea.
This is an off-the-wall chaos.
I mean, if Black Lives Matter was truly for black, black people, they wouldn't have mixed brothers like this who were doing most of the agitation.
You know, I mean, look, okay, this guy is trying to make an argument that, man, we going out and we committing violence because we are just reacting to my racism, my racism, my racism.
Meanwhile, you had Malcolm X trying to give some type of morality and a moral compass back to the black community.
I mean, he tried to be a moral leader in not drinking, you know, sticking with your partner, raising your children, you know, being a very conservative kind of individual as opposed to some liberal expecting some kind of shit from the government dole.
And with all due respect to my black brethren out there, what the fuck did you do to fucking Malcolm X?
All right.
Whitey didn't kill him.
All right.
The FBI didn't kill him.
Black folks killed Malcolm X. All right.
And if the black folks of today would take the moral compass of Malcolm X, they would not be going out and committing acts of violence, looting, and doing that kind of shit when it does nothing.
All you're doing is eliminating the economic opportunities for your community.
Fucking idiots.
But once again, who killed Malcolm X?
A bunch of black folks.
I'm just saying.
All right.
And that right there should tell you something, black community.
Okay?
You had an attempt at a moral leader to try to show you that you can't go out and you can't commit acts of violence and you can't drink copious amounts of alcohol, smoke, crack, free base, whatever the fucking case might be.
You can't go out and just shit out kids with no fucking fathers.
You can't go out and prostitute yourself and commit acts of sin, etc.
You had a moral leader that was trying to make you independent and tell you that you should spend your money with black businesses and have black-owned neighborhoods that are protected and safe from criminality.
And what did y'all do?
Y'all killed him.
I'm just saying y'all killed him.
It was black folks that killed Malcolm X. Unlike Martin Luther King, who allegedly was James Earl Ray, but I don't think so.
Not even Martin Luther the King kids believe that James Earl Ray killed Martin Luther King, but that's a whole different story.
No, Malcolm X was killed by fellow black folks.
So just saying, man, just saying.
All right, we're going to go from Billy Smiles to, hold on, I think we got a damn, I think we got some fucking.
You know what I am?
What is this?
A dono Sancho 13.
Oh my god.
The Mortal Kombat remake you like so much was very terrible.
You're just so starved for nostalgia that you settle for the mediocre ghost.
Seriously, Double Dragon was better.
Now this is the troll show.
Get to trolling rating.
Hey, Sancho, I don't appreciate how you're trying to disrespect me, you burrito-eating piece of shit.
All right?
So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth, chew on a rubber tortilla, all right?
And we're getting with the fucking troll show, for Christ's sake, fucking Sancho.
And what is this deep dinker?
Deep dinker.
Good to hear from you again after my six-month-long hiatus from following your stream.
I'm glad to see that the Texas Blizzards didn't force you to slice open and crawl inside Mrs. Ghost for Warm.
All right, go fuck yourself.
All right, whoever the fuck you are.
All right, can we get to the next video, Dono?
The next video, Dono, is by Billy Smiles96.
And Billy Smiles says, prepping a dono blitz tonight.
It's going to be a long night for you.
Yeah, it already is, dude.
It already is.
Enjoying watching this fat fuck eat.
This is America.
Okay.
Back to back by Billy Smiles up in here.
This is supposed to be a fat fuck eating.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Nikado Avocado Mental Breakdown Compilation.
Is this for real?
Put the PC shot on.
So perfect.
Oh, it was still my intro.
Hi, guys.
We're eating Buffalo Wild Wings.
We're eating pizza.
We're eating burgers.
Yum, that's food.
So chic, so chic.
Yeah, fair use.
And I think I do a very good job.
The cheese, it's all he's just lazy.
He just pours it out of the cans.
Probably bland.
You know, I like Walmart.
Walmart is good.
Walmart has good flavors.
And by the way, this person has got like millions of subscribers, so then you watch this fat fem ass eat.
And I don't believe in fat fems.
All right.
Is this what you wanted?
I don't believe in fat femmes.
I mean, just as soon.
This fat fuck.
This fat fuck wants like some top to go up in his ass.
And you think what top wants to go into his fat fucking tank fucking ridden ass when he's eating shit like this?
I mean, just imagine the turds on this fat son.
Jesus Christ.
Once again, Billy Smiles trying to torture us here.
So, so, so, so heavy.
I'm out my life right now.
No more apple peas.
Fucking fat femmes.
They make me want to.
I just found out.
It's a put-on.
No more apple peeps.
I'm so happy I also didn't post my breakdown.
I had a breakdown yesterday.
I filmed it on my phone.
I was trying to.
I was like, no, I'm not posting this.
So what?
He's a fat autist femme now?
Is that what we're going to do?
I'm a fat artist fam, a fuckin' fat artist fam That's all we need.
Like, we don't need any more of that shit.
I got her.
Well, one thing that you can gather, okay?
Wait.
One thing that you can take a little bit of hope in while watching this.
He's not going to live very long eating like this.
Hello.
He's not going to live very long eating like this.
As a matter of fact, if you take a look at his double chin, we have to do a TV, you take a look at his beefy kits.
This September.
You take a look at it.
Yeah, he's already on his way to a very early death.
And, you know, gorging on food in this capacity is a perfect example of that.
This guy is trying to kill himself slowly, as you can see.
And if this doesn't kill him, maybe the AIDS will.
We love cheese.
I love cheese.
I mean, look, if a guy like this is willing to eat fucking buckets of cheese like this, and you know, look at this.
Look at all this carbs here.
If he's willing to do this, then you think that this guy cares about whether or not somebody goes in his ass bareback?
Of course not.
So, like I said, I mean, if you hate this guy, just take a little comfort in the fact that he ain't living very long.
Okay, he's not going to live very long.
So just keep comforting that.
I don't think people realize how hard I tried.
I tried so hard to set this up.
Look how much of the time this took me.
And I got attacked yesterday.
We love cheese.
We love cheese.
Like I said, if this person doesn't have like colon can make sure you want to stop putting themselves in my shoes.
I don't think people do.
Horrible diabetic shit.
Their limbs were chopped off.
Yesterday, I went to the house.
He's going to get a pause hole.
And it was such a hassle getting there.
The first time I went, there was police, and I was fearing for my life.
The second time I went there, there was no police.
Now, notice he's not talking with the femme voice.
But there's a long line.
Notice the femme voice went off.
You see that?
It's a put-on to compare Popeyes to Chick-fil-A.
Everyone's doing it on the internet.
People were asking me.
Oh, my God.
Look at this fucking fat, disgusting blob.
Fucking fat, disgusting blob.
Hello.
A squeaky bottle, Mr. Bottle.
Oh my god.
You guys!
Please, no, this guy is not living in your own.
How am I gonna get him?
I don't know what I'm gonna get him.
I don't know what I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
Oh, my God.
Look at this spot trying to fucking leech off of this idiot's million of subscribers.
And I'm probably the only people that are watching this are other homos or people that are waiting for me to get together.
Everything seems so hard for me.
That's why I'm saying I don't believe in fat femmes.
It's a put on.
It is hard.
All right, I'm done with this shit.
All right, okay, look.
I'm giving this a little bit more.
And this box should be ashamed of herself.
I mean, but of course she isn't.
She's just trying to hook it up.
Oh, walk the herpes.
There's the herpes.
I want a pop fish.
I want to pop.
It's on my lip.
It's the herpes.
Yeah, you know, I think it's starting to trigger his herpes sores.
Be healthy.
And there's some secrets I didn't even know about.
And I think I know about the green juices.
You think I know about the lots of water?
Oh, let's try this.
But there's some other stuff, too, that I didn't even know about, but they're helping me out with.
All right, I think we're done with this.
We let this go for six and a half minutes for fuck's sake.
I mean, for folks, get this fucker out of here.
All right.
I've lost listeners.
All right, watching this fat piece of trash.
I'm not even kidding around.
And what the hell is this?
That's right.
I mean, dude, come on.
Wishing for Another's Life in Metal Music00:03:37
Stop donating donos, man.
I said I want the tank.
I've got a whole shitload of them I gotta fucking do.
Good God.
You know I am.
And what is this, Mega Brony?
And Mega Brony said, how many donos you think before playing my dono ghost?
Well, dude, I got a whole shitload of them I gotta do, man.
So give me a little bit of time.
You said you had all night.
Kick back with me.
You said you had all night, dude.
And what is this?
Oh, here's Sandshell 13.
What do you gotta say, SA?
Love y'all ghost, but you can't make sense that somehow some random kind of magic can somehow manifest mechanical arms.
By the way, HCMC is going to pump on Monday.
Might get to 0.0064.
Maybe able to pre-X your microphone sincerely, your most Mexican of fans.
Are you pumping a penny crypto for fuck's sake?
Good God.
You know I am.
And here's women are stinky holes.
This guy used to be a skinny vegan, and then he did a 180 and became a hambone.
He probably got HIV and doesn't care anymore.
I agree.
I agree because that's the way it looks.
You know, that's the way it looks.
He's probably not even taking anything.
He's like, hey, if I'm fat, I can't get emaciated during the HIV AIDS process.
Which is absolutely not true.
Okay.
All right.
Once again, Billy Smiles requested that one there.
All right, Billy Smiles.
Let's go ahead and get to the next one.
This next one was requested by Kamunga Strikes.
And Camunga Strikes is probably not listening to.
He's probably asleep.
But hey, Kamunga, we appreciate every time you donate a little bit of, you know, some music, some fucking palate cleansing.
So cheers to you, man.
And Camunga Strikes says some new Gorgira came out yesterday, so I figured I'd share it.
All right, let's get to a little bit of fucking metal up in here.
Courtesy of Kamunga Strikes.
All right, here it is.
Brand new Gorgira.
Let's get to some metal.
Put the PC shot on.
Here we go.
Let's do this.
I'm diggin' the intro!
Fucking middleman wandering to the wishing the life of another.
Ninja Warrior Reaction Ratings00:02:47
We were going to wonder, change the crazy hero This ain't bad man to ourselves in a political world.
What does anybody think?
Ninja Warrior.
1 out of 10, Pookie.
8 out of 10, Agenda 69.
And a half out of 10, that's not a cat.
6 out of 10, Ozark Cat Lady.
8 out of 10, S.R. Hopkins.
Are you operating?
Seven out of 10 Bob Don, 8 out of 10 Mr. Burgson, 7 out of 10 original drastic hat, eight out of 10 Stinger 0422, 8 out of 10, KAKA 666, 7 out of 10.
Ghost Range Pacific LIFE Board, 7 out of 10.
Classic Radio ROAR, 5 out of 10.
Ghost Reacting ANDY, 7 out of 10 Enroll.
8.7 out of 10.
Suck Duck for crack.
6.5 out of 10.
Keith Dinker, 9 out of 10, you crazy YouTube ninja.
Lucifer Versus Satan Distinction00:12:01
man.
Among the strikes.
Thank you very much, sir, Comunga Strikes.
We really do appreciate it, man.
Definitely a palate cleanser, regardless of what these Milky Lickers are trying to say in the chat room.
All right.
Thank you, Comunga Strikes, once again.
Let us get to the next video, Dono.
And the next video, Dono, is by Diablo.
And Diablo said, stop advertising the show with crappy bots on Team Fortress 2 and some info about a great game series in Christianity.
All right.
Well, first of all, Diablo, I'm not the one doing the TF2 bots.
I don't know who's doing that.
It ain't me.
So don't come at me.
All right.
And secondly, let's go ahead and take a look at what Diablo's talking about.
A new game here that's going to be a great game and series in Christianity.
Put the PC shot on.
Diablo.
Satan and Lucifer's portrayal in Mega Me Tensei.
Explain.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
What's up, guys?
It is Nyarly, finally back with another Megami Tensei video.
And today, I'm going to be talking about two of my favorite demons and two of my favorite characters in Shin Megami Tensei, Satan and Lucifer.
Now, when you were playing Persona 3 or 4 or 5 for the first time and you saw Satan and your fusion results, you probably had the same reaction.
I can summon the devil in this game.
But then you saw that Lucifer and Beelzebub were also in this game as different personas, and then you probably thought, Wait a minute.
I thought Satan was the devil and Satan and Lucifer and Belsebu were the same thing.
Why are they different in this game?
Whether you're a religious person or not, you can't deny that Christianity is a big part of Western culture.
And that's what we all grow up believing about it.
In my case, being born into an all-white Southern Baptist Christian family in rural Georgia, I was taught that Satan is the same as Lucifer and that Satan is the devil.
Absolutely not.
I mean, look, this was originally going on.
Jesus, I'm glad this person may be getting into the fact that Lucifer and Satan are two different entities.
New Demons of SMT episode.
But as I was doing research, the less and less cohesive it became because Satan is probably the most misinterpreted figure in all of religion.
And I'm not even sure that the people at Atlas right now know exactly what they want his role in the games to be.
So instead of that, I'm going to try my best to explain Satan and Lucifer's portrayal in Megami Tensei.
First, let's say that's the same thing.
No, talk about the biblical or religious parts of the world.
Because of a poor translation, you fucking nerd English.
It's not entirely clear what Satan's role in Judea is.
By the way, I just want to say personal interpretation and bad religious leaders, everyone believes that Satan is the same thing.
And it's probably wrong with every other demon mentioned in the Bible.
And it's probably part of this adversary.
And while the Bible does paint him in this light, this doesn't necessarily mean nor does it even mean he's a bad chicks don't fight.
He's in 1 Chronicles 21.1.
But this is only a brief appearance.
The first passage where he played a major role is in Job, where he's an angel that attends a meeting and Satan challenges Job's fate.
So God gives Satan permission to test his faith by sending him through trials.
And this begs the question, if Satan was the devil, why would he be up in heaven with the other angels and be allowed to stand before God?
Satan also appears in Zechariah chapter 3, where he's standing next to God and he's accusing the high priest Joshua of the saints and saying not the devil.
He is more of a tempter, someone who tempts people to test whether or not they're worthy of being God's chosen and then judges them of their sins when they die.
And you're probably thinking, but what about Genesis where he tempted Adam and Eve?
Well, in that, the serpent that tempts them isn't named at all.
And I don't think there's no possibility that this is Satan, but even if it is, this doesn't automatically mean that he's the devil or even an evil being.
The New Testament, on the other hand, is another story.
And I think this is where the whole confusion of the devil comes.
There are tannins.
There are too many mentions of him in the New Testament for me to cover individually.
But the most important mention of him is in the four Gospels, where he tempts Jesus.
But again, this doesn't necessarily mean he's evil.
Jesus was God, but he was also human, and he faced everything that humans face, including death.
And because of this, he wasn't spared from Satan's throughout the rest of the Old Testament.
Did you really mean to describe him as being a sort of tempter or adversary leading people away from God?
And while not explicit, they all make it sound like Satan is an enemy of God.
Then we get to Revelation, where throughout the book, he's the one leading the world astray.
And in chapters 12 and 20, he's described as the dragon who was cast into the abyss along with all of his others.
Can you get to the fucking point?
It's clear that the Satan in Revelations is not on God's side, but this begs the question of why the Satan in the New Testament is so different from the Satan in the Old Testament.
Now, I'm not a Bible scholar, but I'm going to try my best to pinpoint the potential reasons for why the Satan in the Old Testament is so different from the Satan in the New Testament.
And the first is that this is simply the result of a bad translation of the Bible into English.
It's important to remember that the Old Testament and the New Testament were written centuries apart from one another, in different languages.
Not to mention the fact that the first translation of the Bible into English was not a good one.
And the second is that in some undocumented time between the New and Old Testament, Satan fell from heaven.
But I don't think that this is likely because this would mean that the fall of man had occurred before Satan rebelled.
And the whole reason the fallen angel supposedly rebelled is the same.
I'm giving this another couple of minutes because it's talking about the world.
I'll get into which one of these ties into Satan.
You're also probably wondering why.
I am not impressed by this dweeb.
Well, again, Lucifer is thought to be Satan's name before he fell from heaven, and this is because of Isaiah 14, 12, where he describes him as someone who fell from heaven.
The name Lucifer means morning star, which is why everyone thinks that this was Satan's name before he fell.
But this is actually referring to the king of Babylon.
The words Satan, devil, demon, or angel never even appear in this chapter.
And if he was thrown out of heaven sometime around Adam's time, why was he in heaven in Job's time?
This is also the only verse where the name Lucifer is mentioned in the King James Version.
And most other translations don't even mention it at all.
For fuck's sake!
Only other translation that mentions Lucifer outside of Isaiah is the message, and it's in Revelation 2, 4, but this isn't even referring to a character.
Like I said before, the Bible doesn't exactly make it clear who Satan or the devil really is, and some religious scholars even argue that there's no such thing as the devil, that the devil was just a made-up entity used by the Catholic Church to defame their opponents and to scare people.
And because of this, as the Catholic Church began to lose power in Europe, there began this growing fascination with the devil, and he became a sort of icon for anti-Christians.
And he wasn't viewed as an evil working being, but more of a hero rebelling against a tyrannical God.
With all these different depictions of Satan, how does all of this tie into SMT?
Well, as I mentioned, Satan's a lot of people.
We don't give a shit.
How about that?
We don't give a shit how it ties into the fucking game, you goddamn major characteristics.
We mean like fucking pieces of shitty blade sort of role in pretty much cauliflower cocksucking.
Come to go said that Lucifer isn't necessarily a bad guy.
All right, get this guy here.
All right, thanks a lot, Diablo.
Lucifer and I'm getting more inspired by the more recently.
I don't really think I'd be interested in this game, Diablo.
Like Cameco said, just after exactly 50.
Anyway, seven minutes.
All right, great.
We get it.
Get the shit off of here.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Diablo.
We appreciate it.
All right.
Hey, what the hell is this?
All right, look, no more donos.
I'm going to sleep for the next one.
Thank you, DB.
All right, I appreciate it.
Kiss Mark, kiss Mark, kiss Mark, kiss Mark, stop donating tomorrow, dude.
Mark, kiss mark, kiss mark, kiss mark.
I'm done, kiss mark, kiss mark, kiss mark.
I've got so many donos I've got to do.
I'm done.
I'm done today.
I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
All right.
Hey, look, right when I say that, Ghost Transmissiving Waifu donates a $25 bill.
Look, I am done seriously.
Or I'm not going to come here on fucking Tuesday or some shit.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Complete the term irradiated.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Anyway.
Oh, God, man.
All right.
Let's get.
Thank you, Diablo, even though I didn't, wasn't interested in the game or any of that shit.
Can we get to the next video, Dono?
This next video, Dono, was requested by Billy Smiles.
And Billy Smiles dropped a $40.40 for this one and said, since you love the first one so much, here is the next in the series.
I donate a little extra so you have to watch the at least for eight minutes.
Okay, let's take a look at once again.
Billy Smiles requesting a $40.40 bucker on this one.
Oh, God.
I have to watch eight minutes of this fucking market piler piece of fucking man-child fucking garbage.
I mean, I can't fucking stand up.
My name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Hooney Pop.
I am about to go on a date with two lovely ladies.
Are you fucking kidding me?
On the date, I mean.
Oh, my God.
I also forgot to assign date items.
I mean, doesn't this guy look like a fucking man for fuck's sake?
And he's sitting over here trying to act like, hey, I'm still a teenager like you guys.
Are we all gonna fit on that table?
You aren't really wearing clothes.
Once again, Billy Smiles.
Requested this one.
I gotta at least watch eight fucking minutes of this garbage.
I have gifts that are gonna spoil.
Can you take this?
I'm losing listeners for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I'm losing listeners.
Oh, by the way, what the hell happened to all the listeners?
All of them took off.
What the hell happened?
You know what?
Hey, what is up?
What the hell happened to all the fucking listeners?
Back at it again with a new sick move.
And what the hell just happened?
Yeah, you should.
It's hot in this room.
What the hell just happened?
Something just happened on something just happened on D-Live, folks.
Not die, but you know.
I don't know what's going on.
Hold on, pause this.
Hold on, we've got a lot of things going on.
Pause this here.
We got a lot of things going on on D-Live.
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