True Capitalist Radio - TGS0149
Aired: 2023-01-16
Duration: 07:11:14


=== Episode 149 Intro (11:17) ===

[00:01:24]  What's going on, man?
[00:01:26]  Ha ha ha ha!
[00:01:29]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:30]  It's another edition of The Go Show.
[00:01:34]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:40]  And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
[00:01:47]  And let everybody know, let them all know that episode 149 is ineffected in the house of the Go Show.
[00:01:56]  Make sure to spread it across the internets and throughout the world.
[00:02:00]  We've got donos from hours ago, folks.
[00:02:04]  I don't know what the hell you people are doing, but stop this crap.
[00:02:09]  It's coronavirus crazy, baby.
[00:02:13]  Everybody is coronavirus crazy, and we're going to talk about that.
[00:02:18]  We're going to talk about a whole bunch of shit tonight.
[00:02:22]  Episode 149, ineffected in the house.
[00:02:27]  Spread it across the internet and throughout the world, baby.
[00:02:30]  You understand what I'm talking about?
[00:02:33]  It's the Go Show.
[00:02:36]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening already, man.
[00:02:39]  Spread it across the internet and throughout the world.
[00:02:42]  Ha, ha, ha, ha, woo, ha, ha, ha, anyway, let's go ahead and get started, shall we?
[00:02:53]  Let's go ahead and get started.
[00:02:55]  All right, take me off there, engineer.
[00:02:58]  Thank you very much.
[00:02:59]  Everybody, thank you very much for tuning in with me to another edition of The Go Show, episode 149.
[00:03:06]  And take a look.
[00:03:07]  We, oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:03:09]  Oink.
[00:03:10]  What now, Hammy?
[00:03:11]  Stock market crash.
[00:03:12]  My contract is no longer funded to be your own.
[00:03:15]  Oh.
[00:03:16]  Please welcome the return of the following classic show opener.
[00:03:19]  And don't forget to oink, oink, oink.
[00:03:21]  Yeah, oink your ass.
[00:03:22]  All right, oink your damn ass.
[00:03:24]  What is this?
[00:03:24]  Oh, here we go.
[00:03:26]  This asshole.
[00:03:26]  Oh, God.
[00:03:27]  It happened again.
[00:03:28]  I just violently shot all over my fucking wheelchair.
[00:03:32]  Engineer, get over here with that.
[00:03:34]  I'm not in a wheelchair, dude.
[00:03:35]  Stop listening to that asshole.
[00:03:37]  All right.
[00:03:37]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, all right?
[00:03:39]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:03:41]  Anonymous.
[00:03:41]  I love you, Corona Chan.
[00:03:43]  Good luck, Corona Chan.
[00:03:45]  Thank you, Ebola Channel.
[00:03:46]  Yeah, you stupid sick fucking simps.
[00:03:49]  Oh, and this racist asshole.
[00:03:52]  All right, look, stop donating already, all right?
[00:03:55]  Stop donating.
[00:03:56]  I need to talk about a few things here.
[00:03:59]  Oh, Christ.
[00:04:01]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:02]  Listen, just calm your ass down, okay?
[00:04:05]  I already got three $20.20 buckers.
[00:04:08]  I'm not even joking.
[00:04:10]  Four hours before the broadcast, okay?
[00:04:13]  Four hours before the broadcast, I've got three $20.20 buckers, not including Corona Crazy over here.
[00:04:21]  And Rudy Gobert, Ghost, can I touch your microphone so you can end the show just like I ended the NBA season?
[00:04:29]  Also, put this $3 towards Pet Mexican.
[00:04:32]  Fucking pet Mexican.
[00:04:33]  All right.
[00:04:34]  Anyway, once again, before the show even started, Umbrella Corporation.
[00:04:38]  Do not panic, citizens.
[00:04:39]  Everything is under control.
[00:04:41]  Be sure to spread that link around like the coronavirus.
[00:04:44]  Give me a fucking break, dude.
[00:04:46]  All right.
[00:04:46]  Listen, I've already got three $20.20 obligated me to watch a YouTube video four hours before the show.
[00:04:55]  So let me replay them.
[00:04:56]  All right.
[00:04:57]  The first one was Trans-Pacific Waifu over here.
[00:05:01]  Okay.
[00:05:03]  All right.
[00:05:04]  Now, the second one that came in four hours ago.
[00:05:07]  Favorite kids show.
[00:05:08]  Oh, dude, I don't even know what the hell that is.
[00:05:11]  The second one was this one, Ghosts N-Word Sun.
[00:05:15]  I don't know what the hell that's about.
[00:05:16]  All right.
[00:05:17]  Many, many of them.
[00:05:19]  This came in four hours ago.
[00:05:22]  Jesus Christ.
[00:05:23]  Shut up.
[00:05:24]  All right.
[00:05:24]  And then we've got this one by Andrew Lee.
[00:05:28]  All right.
[00:05:28]  So this came in before the show even started, folks.
[00:05:32]  Okay.
[00:05:33]  Retarded Autistic Sperg thinks that WWE stole his idea because one of their gimmicks have two very generic similarities to the Spurgs videos.
[00:05:42]  All right.
[00:05:42]  Well, we'll take a look at that here in just a second.
[00:05:45]  I don't want to get to the $20.20 buckers just yet.
[00:05:48]  All right.
[00:05:49]  Everybody's going Corona crazy, folks.
[00:05:52]  And I think that we need to pipe down.
[00:05:54]  Okay.
[00:05:54]  I mean, I can't believe that this many, the NBA season has now been just completely canceled.
[00:06:02]  There's no March madness.
[00:06:04]  All right.
[00:06:05]  They're shutting down schools.
[00:06:07]  They're doing this.
[00:06:08]  They're doing that.
[00:06:09]  And folks, out here in San Antonio, remember, San Antonio, where I'm at, San Antonio, Texas, was the first city to even bring in these coronavirus.
[00:06:18]  What the hell is that?
[00:06:20]  They were the first ones to bring in the coronavirus evacuees and house them in San Antonio, Texas.
[00:06:27]  All right.
[00:06:28]  And what's going on to Job49?
[00:06:29]  Dropping them diamonds, baby.
[00:06:32]  Job for nine in the housing.
[00:06:33]  Oh, here's Billy V official.
[00:06:35]  There are many, many of them.
[00:06:37]  Oh, Christ.
[00:06:38]  Try that fucking metal, bitch.
[00:06:40]  Oh, yeah.
[00:06:40]  You got a little bit of metal going on?
[00:06:42]  You got a little bit of metal.
[00:06:43]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:06:45]  Especially when there are many, many interesting music here.
[00:06:50]  And cheers to Job49 again, dropping diamonds all over the chat, baby.
[00:06:55]  Central Media Group, what a coincidence.
[00:06:57]  We titled tonight's relay as Ghost Coronavirus Edition.
[00:07:01]  You named this episode every, I didn't say everyone's going Corona Crazy.
[00:07:05]  I said Coronavirus Crazy, okay?
[00:07:08]  And what's going on to Job49 once again?
[00:07:10]  Continuously dropping them diamonds in the chat room.
[00:07:13]  Now, before I get on to what I'm supposed to be getting on to on this broadcast, episode 149, I'm going to see if I can be able to go ahead and, you know, fill this treasure chest.
[00:07:24]  Can I do it?
[00:07:26]  Hold on.
[00:07:27]  Can I do this?
[00:07:28]  Let me see if I can do this.
[00:07:29]  Yes, I can.
[00:07:30]  Yes, they have allowed me to, and Job for Nine keeps dropping them diamonds, baby.
[00:07:36]  What's up to Job for Nine?
[00:07:38]  I'm going to go ahead and put in a thousand lemons into the treasure chest, and I'm going to do it right now, baby.
[00:07:44]  All right.
[00:07:45]  Right now.
[00:07:46]  There it is right there.
[00:07:47]  A thousand lemons in the treasure chest for everybody who's wondering.
[00:07:51]  And there's the treachman ghost.
[00:07:52]  It happened.
[00:07:53]  I have a job in a hospital.
[00:07:54]  I start in a month.
[00:07:55]  Cheers to you and everyone in the chat.
[00:07:57]  Thanks for the encouragement.
[00:07:58]  I haven't forgotten my pledge with distilling to the to join the IC once I settle in.
[00:08:08]  I hope you'll be down with that.
[00:08:09]  Of course.
[00:08:10]  Of course, baby, that's what we want with everyone who's listening to the broadcast.
[00:08:15]  We want them to be gainfully employed.
[00:08:17]  We want them to be high earners.
[00:08:18]  We want them to be capitalists.
[00:08:20]  We want them to have their money work for them, baby.
[00:08:23]  That's what that's the foundation of the 12 years that I've had on this illustrious internet broadcasting career.
[00:08:31]  All right.
[00:08:32]  Anyway, cheers to Job49 once again, making it rain them diamonds.
[00:08:36]  Besmirch the merch, someone else will have to donate tenable tonight.
[00:08:40]  Ah, dude, fucking don't donate that shit.
[00:08:42]  All right.
[00:08:43]  Anyway, folks, if you have what now?
[00:08:46]  Oh, here's goopy.
[00:08:47]  Oh, that's great.
[00:08:48]  What the hell, ghost?
[00:08:49]  You gave me bad advice for the second time.
[00:08:52]  I thought there was no danger from the coronavirus.
[00:08:55]  I've been going around licking doorknobs all day.
[00:08:57]  Jesus Christ.
[00:08:58]  It sounds like you suck knobs if you want my personal opinion there, Goopy.
[00:09:02]  Anyway, as I was suggesting here, I think we're all going coronavirus crazy.
[00:09:07]  All right.
[00:09:08]  I mean, lest we forget, does anybody remember swine flu back in, what was that, 2009?
[00:09:14]  Y'all remember that?
[00:09:15]  Does everybody not remember?
[00:09:17]  We hope this corona things blows over before tick season starts.
[00:09:21]  Or we will, everyone will have corona with Lyme.
[00:09:23]  Oh, that's fucked up.
[00:09:25]  Communists for Trump.
[00:09:26]  Come on, man.
[00:09:29]  Anyway, does everybody not remember the swine flu back in 2009?
[00:09:35]  I mean, from what I understand, it affected and it went around the United States.
[00:09:42]  And there was over 50 million people infected with the swine flu and 16,000 people, if I recollect correctly, that died from the swine flu in America alone, okay?
[00:09:53]  And I don't remember this much hysteria.
[00:09:57]  I don't remember this much hysteria.
[00:09:59]  And what is this?
[00:09:59]  Corona crazy.
[00:10:01]  What the hell did you say?
[00:10:02]  You said Justin Trudeau's wife has got coronavirus.
[00:10:05]  Isn't that convenient?
[00:10:07]  I mean, isn't it convenient that Tom Hanks and his broad have coronavirus?
[00:10:12]  These people are all fucking pro-Obama leftist, politicized pieces of fucking liberal trash.
[00:10:20]  And you don't think that these people will just come out and say they got coronavirus just so that they can politicize this whole event?
[00:10:27]  Because that's exactly what's happening right now, folks.
[00:10:30]  While everybody's out here in this hysteria that has been completely perpetuated by the mainstream media, sensationalizing this bullshit, okay?
[00:10:41]  We've got these so-called people that are supposed to be our public servants in Washington, and they can't even come up with a solution.
[00:10:50]  You know that?
[00:10:50]  I've told you all this is a fucking money grab.
[00:10:54]  It's just a flu for Christ's sake.
[00:10:56]  And even the CDC and everybody that's coming out trying to calm people, they're even saying, hey, look, if you're just over the age of 60, you might want to stay home, okay?
[00:11:07]  If you happen to be a pause hole, all right?
[00:11:10]  If you happen to be HIV AIDS positive, you may not want to go to Fire Island this spring break, okay?
[00:11:18]  What?
[00:11:18]  Oh, no.
[00:11:19]  Oh, God.
[00:11:20]  It happened again.
[00:11:21]  I started the coronavirus apocalypse.
[00:11:24]  Give me a point.
[00:11:25]  The apocalypse.
[00:11:27]  You all are a bunch of neurotic idiots.
[00:11:30]  You know that?
[00:11:31]  You people are neurotic nutbags.
[00:11:34]  Man, I can't believe that some beanerspik gave Trump coronavirus.
[00:11:38]  Trump doesn't have coronavirus, you fucking idiots, all right?
[00:11:42]  And by the way, let's just go and take a look at the coronavirus little map, courtesy of John Hopkins University here, okay?
[00:11:51]  Now, once again, how many total confirmed worldwide?
[00:11:54]  It says 128,000 going on 129,000.
[00:11:58]  Total confirmed.
[00:12:00]  Okay.
[00:12:00]  I just told you that back in 2009 when the swine flu epidemic came about, that almost 50 million Americans were afflicted with this.
[00:12:09]  16,000 Americans died.
[00:12:13]  And yet I don't, there was no hysteria of this capacity even back then.
[00:12:19]  Okay.
[00:12:20]  And moreover, I've even showed you, which I'll show you again, the statistics from the CDC.
[00:12:26]  And what is this?
[00:12:27]  Well, hold on.
[00:12:28]  What the fuck is this?
[00:12:30]  All right.
[00:12:30]  What is this?
[00:12:31]  Have a good laugh at this.
[00:12:34]  I don't want to fucking look at your shit, dude.
[00:12:37]  All right.
[00:12:38]  I don't want to look at any fanfic shit.
[00:12:40]  We got shit to talk about.

=== Coronavirus Death Rates (13:22) ===

[00:12:41]  I'm already backed up with $20, $20, for Christ's sake.
[00:12:46]  So let me just go ahead and show you one Mo Gan here, everybody.
[00:12:50]  All right.
[00:12:51]  Only 4,720 deaths.
[00:12:56]  We've known about this since Christmas, since around December time.
[00:13:00]  And unfortunately, we are in a mass hysteria where schools are shutting down.
[00:13:05]  You've got National Guards going into areas of New York.
[00:13:10]  You've got everybody in the country saying, look, we're going to have to cut school.
[00:13:15]  You know, we're going to have to cut classes.
[00:13:17]  You know, we're going to have to do this.
[00:13:19]  You know, I mean, fucking universities are stopping classes.
[00:13:22]  And by the way, for all those young people that are in a university and that are told that they don't need to go to classes anymore, if you happen to be paying for dorm, you know, the dorm areas or any on-site type of dwelling in which the university is generously profiting, shouldn't the university give you back that money?
[00:13:45]  Shouldn't the university literally give you back the money if you're paying for the dorm or for some kind of on-campus dwelling?
[00:13:54]  I encourage every university student to go to wherever you need to go, whatever bureaucratic wing of your university and demand, demand a fucking refund from these people that are putting you all in debt.
[00:14:10]  All right.
[00:14:11]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:14:12]  And if they refuse, you should document that shit and you should take them to court.
[00:14:17]  All right.
[00:14:18]  You should take them to court.
[00:14:20]  Because remember, you're paying for that shit.
[00:14:25]  And, you know, if you're a young person living on the dorms, you're paying an exuberant amount of money anyway.
[00:14:30]  So why is it the school going to refund you?
[00:14:34]  Anyway, regardless of that, I do want to say that there's only been 4,720 deaths.
[00:14:42]  okay?
[00:14:42]  And I would like to also add what?
[00:14:47]  What?
[00:14:48]  Sup Ghost.
[00:14:49]  I see you're streaming Plague Inc.
[00:14:50]  Good choice of a game to stream.
[00:14:52]  Yeah, shut up, you fucking tard.
[00:14:54]  All right.
[00:14:54]  I mean, I've gotten to know you, ST Mike, since you've been in the chat room, the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, and you're a tard.
[00:15:02]  I can tell you that right now.
[00:15:03]  You're a great A tard.
[00:15:04]  And, you know, anything that you say bounces off me and sticks to you because you're a fake, big, fat, fucking electric boogaloo, all right?
[00:15:12]  And on that note, look at we got fucking goddamn crotch rockets out here.
[00:15:17]  Anyway, look, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, you know what?
[00:15:20]  Let's get the goddamn CDC figures so that all these people that are fucking bowing down to the CDC can see for themselves.
[00:15:27]  What?
[00:15:27]  I agree that the one mouse isn't as bad as the media is making it ghost, even though it is a problem.
[00:15:33]  It doesn't help that companies are contributing to it.
[00:15:36]  Just this week alone, the NHL, NBA, NCAA canceled their seasons and Disney is closing all parks.
[00:15:44]  Pro-Obama, pro-Obama entities, by the way.
[00:15:48]  Pro-Obama entities.
[00:15:52]  He was spitting facts before about how it will blow over, but now he's doing the deep state spitting and well, unfortunately, a Klu Klux Kapitala.
[00:16:00]  That's a fucked up name, by the way.
[00:16:02]  The reason Trump has to do this is because political science always remember this.
[00:16:08]  Political science is the ability to control a populace's perspective amongst a geopolitical area.
[00:16:16]  And now, because our population in America are filled with a bunch of soy boy, pussy-whipped, neurotic, hypochondriac, psychotropic, pill-popping pieces of pussy shit, this is the consequence that we have here in today's hysteria.
[00:16:32]  Okay, now let's pull back up the leading causes of death in America today, shall we?
[00:16:37]  All right, once again, I would like to point out that everybody needs to look at this right here: influenza, the regular flu and pneumonia, kills 55,672 people a year.
[00:16:54]  If you divide that number by 12 months out of a year, you get almost 5,000 people die in a month.
[00:17:03]  5,000 people almost die in a month.
[00:17:06]  And we're supposed to be afraid of a coronavirus that hasn't even killed 5,000 people worldwide in a goddamn four or five months.
[00:17:15]  Give me a goddamn break, you pussies.
[00:17:17]  And what's going on to Skunkler?
[00:17:19]  He's dropping some diamonds in here.
[00:17:20]  Yo, Ghost, good to catch a live show.
[00:17:22]  Good to have you, Skunkler, depending on what mood you're in.
[00:17:25]  But thank you very much for dropping them diamonds on the chat.
[00:17:29]  But once again, folks, I mean, you want to know why this is happening.
[00:17:34]  You know, take a look at the entities right now that are closing shop, like the NBA.
[00:17:40]  I mean, you don't think the NBA is pro-Obama for Christ's sake?
[00:17:44]  Every time Obama would be conducting himself in a leisure activity, he would be at an NBA game for Christ's sake.
[00:17:51]  Hello, there's Gino.
[00:17:53]  Oh, Christ.
[00:17:55]  These are already piling up.
[00:17:56]  And by the way, Skunkler continues to rain diamonds on him.
[00:18:00]  Thank you very much, Skunkler.
[00:18:02]  Oh, great.
[00:18:03]  Look, here's ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[00:18:05]  Here it is.
[00:18:06]  Another great cover by Arteman.
[00:18:08]  Oh, Christ.
[00:18:09]  All right.
[00:18:10]  Look, just let me talk here, okay?
[00:18:13]  Now, I would like to take in consideration, folks, that the president last night did have a speech.
[00:18:21]  And now the leftist, weaponized democratic media is now trying to use it against him in some capacity.
[00:18:29]  And I think that people need to focus in on what he has said.
[00:18:34]  He said that the reason Europe and other parts of the globe are afflicted with coronavirus in mass numbers is because they didn't close their borders.
[00:18:47]  And as a result, Trump acted in the capacity that he could based upon the information of this coronavirus.
[00:18:55]  And that's why you don't have as many numbers as you do in Italy.
[00:19:00]  And that's why you don't have as many numbers as you do in other parts of Europe.
[00:19:04]  You just had Angela Merkel a few days ago, the leader chancellor of Germany and de facto leader of the EU, saying there's going to be 70 to 80% of German population that's going to be afflicted with coronavirus.
[00:19:20]  Now, why is that, folks?
[00:19:21]  Because they've got open borders.
[00:19:23]  And, you know, I find it funny that the Democrats come out today and bitch and moan about Trump closing any kind of open travel to Europe for 30 days.
[00:19:33]  What is it?
[00:19:33]  Coronavirus, also known as Boomer Remover, is a virus based out of Wuhan, China.
[00:19:39]  This virus has quickly spread all over the world.
[00:19:42]  Scientists have located the origins of the virus.
[00:19:46]  A man named Ghost of San Antonio.
[00:19:48]  Shut up, all right?
[00:19:49]  Shut up, dude.
[00:19:51]  Listen to me.
[00:19:52]  All right.
[00:19:52]  Listen to me.
[00:19:53]  It is what it is, okay?
[00:19:55]  It is what it is.
[00:19:56]  What's happening right now is as we see this coronavirus, it's taking out people over 60.
[00:20:04]  Okay?
[00:20:05]  And you want to know my opinion on why we're having such a hysterical media-based reaction to this coronavirus?
[00:20:12]  Because this demographic is specifically targeted by this ailment.
[00:20:19]  It is a flu.
[00:20:20]  It's a flu that turns into pneumonia, and pneumonia is what kills folks, okay?
[00:20:26]  Now, the reason that you're having such hysteria and the media and the government, oh my god.
[00:20:32]  I mean, have you seen the government bend over backwards to try to get old people free tests for corona, free treatments for corona?
[00:20:42]  How about that?
[00:20:43]  Huh?
[00:20:43]  I mean, have you heard about this shit?
[00:20:45]  Coronavirus isn't medical, it's financial.
[00:20:48]  Thousands of people are out of work with all these shutdowns, and they have little to no sick pay to fall back on.
[00:20:54]  This is why we need health care for all and paid sick leave for all Americans.
[00:20:58]  Jesus Christ, health care for all.
[00:21:00]  Don't bring that shit up.
[00:21:02]  Look at health care for all.
[00:21:04]  We can't even handle the shit we've got going on now.
[00:21:06]  Ghost, I saw that you got arrested this week for a DWI for going spree just outside the Alamo.
[00:21:14]  Heard the wife had to call you in.
[00:21:16]  That's what happened to me.
[00:21:17]  Just shut up, dude.
[00:21:19]  All right.
[00:21:19]  Also, nice smug shot.
[00:21:21]  All right, whatever.
[00:21:22]  I'm not Alex Jones, you stupid moron.
[00:21:25]  All right.
[00:21:25]  All I'm simply stating is this.
[00:21:29]  What?
[00:21:29]  Conservative Patriot 34.
[00:21:31]  We dumbass this as the beginning of the virus.
[00:21:33]  Of course, seasonal influenza kills more.
[00:21:36]  The current virus death rates are going past your seasonal influenza.
[00:21:40]  In six months, it will be worse.
[00:21:42]  This isn't the stock market for you.
[00:21:44]  Can you all shut the fuck up with this hysteria?
[00:21:48]  Look, let me explain something to you.
[00:21:50]  All right.
[00:21:51]  Out here in San Antonio, who was the first city, the first city to get fucking evacuated.
[00:21:56]  I teach it is currently on spring break.
[00:21:59]  We got news today that they decided to give us off next week too.
[00:22:03]  I don't mind the time off.
[00:22:05]  It gives me time to catch up on video games and comics.
[00:22:09]  Of course, it does.
[00:22:10]  You see?
[00:22:11]  Of course it does.
[00:22:13]  Of course it does, for Christ's sake.
[00:22:15]  Just shut up.
[00:22:17]  Anyway, San Antonio, Texas was the first city to bring in these evacuees with coronavirus.
[00:22:22]  All right.
[00:22:23]  And I live here.
[00:22:24]  Now we have a mayor, Mayor Nuremberg, this fucking piece of trash, that first brought these people in as a, I guess, a virtue signal of his liberalism.
[00:22:36]  And now it's run amok because they've let out some of these coronavirus folks out here.
[00:22:41]  They've gone to malls and all this other shit.
[00:22:44]  The city has attempted to sue the CDC for being negligent on dropping these damn evacuees who are infected with corona at shopping malls.
[00:22:54]  Whatever.
[00:22:55]  But guess what?
[00:22:57]  In the next couple of weeks, San Antonio is going to have its annual disgusting filthy fucking festival called Fiesta.
[00:23:06]  Fiesta, where they close down the downtown area of San Antonio to fill it up with food booths and beer booths.
[00:23:14]  The beer booths, of course.
[00:23:16]  Oh my god, shark attack!
[00:23:18]  A new member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, baby!
[00:23:27]  Cheers to shark attack, baby!
[00:23:30]  Cheers to shark attack!
[00:23:32]  Cheers, Ghost, before this show turns into its usual jukebox YouTube rewind, can you please go over the stock market?
[00:23:39]  I will give tips for newbies and what to look at.
[00:23:42]  It would be nice to see this show for a bunch of people.
[00:23:44]  Absolutely will.
[00:23:45]  Also, what email do you send the Discord link to?
[00:23:48]  I'm going to send the email to the email address you used to pay for that text-to-speech.
[00:23:56]  Fuck me.
[00:23:56]  Kansas City was finally declared SOE and the roads.
[00:24:00]  Stores were hell.
[00:24:01]  I saw firsthand while getting some papers.
[00:24:04]  Absolutely no Lysol, no toilet paper.
[00:24:07]  I stocked a month ago.
[00:24:08]  Hysteria.
[00:24:09]  Hysteria.
[00:24:11]  Start at 56-00-56 minutes.
[00:24:14]  I definitely will, Horatio Nelson.
[00:24:16]  And Shark Attack, once again, I will email you after this show to the email that you purchased this text-to-speech on.
[00:24:23]  I'm going to email you a Discord link.
[00:24:25]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:24:28]  We had a great conversation yesterday about all this, about all this here.
[00:24:33]  A very long conversation.
[00:24:34]  As a matter of fact, as trolly as sometimes it may be, it actually gets into some of the serious talk.
[00:24:40]  We were talking about markets yesterday.
[00:24:42]  We were talking about the implications of mass hysteria, etc.
[00:24:46]  So cheers to Shark Attack, the newest member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, okay?
[00:24:53]  Now, once again, I want to reiterate that we were the first ones out here in San Antonio, Texas to accept coronavirus evacuees, and our mayor is refusing to stop the annual city fiesta.
[00:25:10]  What is this?
[00:25:10]  This is for Gino.
[00:25:13]  All right, calm down.
[00:25:14]  All right.
[00:25:15]  Anyway, you know what Fiesta is, folks?
[00:25:18]  Aside from it closing the downtown area and filling it up with food booths and beer booths, which all alcohol sales go to the city.
[00:25:26]  I just want y'all to know that.
[00:25:28]  There's 500,000 people that attend Fiesta downtown in San Antonio, Texas.
[00:25:34]  500,000.
[00:25:37]  All right.
[00:25:38]  Hey, what is this?
[00:25:39]  I'm ready for the Boogaloo Riot 2020 Battle Royale.
[00:25:43]  Dude, that's not going to happen.
[00:25:45]  And if it does happen, it's because of the neuroticism that has been induced by the media.
[00:25:51]  And of course, our pussy whip population.
[00:25:55]  Our pussy whip fucking population over here.
[00:25:58]  I mean, you could get killed by a whole variety of different ways.

=== Weak Minds and Riots (08:00) ===

[00:26:04]  And because there happens to be a little bit more of a communicable flu, everybody's pussy whipped.
[00:26:10]  Now, I was trying to allude to this, of course, before I got interrupted by text-to-speeches, that the reason that they're catering to folks that are over 60 is because they vote.
[00:26:21]  Do you understand?
[00:26:22]  All this crap that's going on right now in Washington, D.C. has nothing to do with you young people.
[00:26:28]  Because as the CDC says, all right, if you're a young person or you're under the age of 60, you're probably going to get over this with little or no symptoms at all.
[00:26:38]  I mean, are you shitting me?
[00:26:40]  Ha ha ha ha die, you fucking Americans.
[00:26:43]  Asia will be fine because it belongs to us.
[00:26:46]  All right.
[00:26:46]  We get it, Lee Kwang.
[00:26:47]  This virus is not Chinese, it is American weapon it backfired and now you will all die.
[00:26:56]  Just calm down.
[00:26:58]  I'm Zhang Di Tai Yong Shi Da.
[00:27:01]  All right, you fucking foreigner.
[00:27:05]  Talk to me in American, you dickhead.
[00:27:10]  All right, whatever, you fucking moron, all right?
[00:27:13]  Whatever.
[00:27:14]  Anyway, look, every time I try to spit some knowledge to you folks, you just kind of goes right over your head.
[00:27:21]  You know, if it isn't video games, if it isn't cartoon fetish women, you damn jerk-offs don't give a crap.
[00:27:29]  But I want to reiterate again: you people are going coronavirus crazy, and it underscores how fucking weak you people are.
[00:27:36]  You understand that?
[00:27:37]  You're fucking weak.
[00:27:38]  I mean, what sense does it make going to a store?
[00:27:43]  What?
[00:27:44]  Breaking news.
[00:27:44]  Canadian.
[00:27:45]  Yeah, we heard about that shit.
[00:27:47]  How convenient some fucking Barack Obama leftist butt buddy, fucking Fidel Castro's offspring fucking kid over here, Justin Trudeau's bitch, who he probably doesn't even fuck because Justin Trudeau takes it in a fucking ass, has fucking coronavirus.
[00:28:04]  Big deal.
[00:28:05]  Oh, Tom Hanks, all right, the alleged pedo that Isaac Cappy, as a matter of fact, R.I.P. Isaac Cappy, by the way, who attempted to expose Tom Hanks as a fucking sick pedo.
[00:28:19]  All right.
[00:28:20]  How convenient this son of a bitch miraculously has corona.
[00:28:24]  All right.
[00:28:25]  I mean, look at these people that are coming out.
[00:28:28]  These are all leftist, Democrat, heartless fucking shitheads.
[00:28:33]  All right.
[00:28:34]  And by the way, Tom Hanks, even if you, I don't believe you have fucking coronavirus, but even if you did, I hope it fucking turns your organs into liquid shit.
[00:28:42]  You're a piece of crap.
[00:28:44]  You know how you judge people?
[00:28:45]  You judge people by their fucking offspring.
[00:28:48]  And take a look at your dumb, stupid son over here who thinks that he grew up in the fucking hood when Tom fucking Hanks, who probably is worth half a billion dollars at least, or if not, he ain't shit.
[00:29:01]  He's been fucking, you know, wrapped in the fucking lap of luxury and he thinks he's in the fucking hood.
[00:29:06]  A Brazilian official, Fabio Wangarten, who met with President Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago over the weekend, has tested positive for the coronavirus, according to media reports.
[00:29:16]  Listen, the president is trying to assure everybody that it's not big of that big of a deal.
[00:29:23]  If you wash your fucking hands, I mean, that's what the CDC is telling you, morons.
[00:29:27]  Look, okay?
[00:29:28]  You wash your hands and make sure to not be around anybody who coughs openly.
[00:29:33]  And if you're going to cough, make sure to cough and sneeze in your arm or, you know, somewhere where it, you know, captures all the droplets.
[00:29:40]  And if you feel sick, just stay home.
[00:29:43]  If you feel any kind of ailments, just stay home.
[00:29:48]  All right.
[00:29:48]  That's why the president was trying to tell everybody that's not a big fucking deal.
[00:29:52]  But now that all you morons are proven to the fucking powers that be that you're a bunch of fucking weak-minded idiots, that, you know, there's other things that fucking kill way more at a higher rate of capacity than this coronavirus.
[00:30:12]  And whoever the dickhead is that was saying, well, you know, ghost, it's killing people at a higher rate.
[00:30:17]  No, it's not, you fucking idiot.
[00:30:20]  All right.
[00:30:20]  One Mogan.
[00:30:23]  This number right here, 4,720, is for the world.
[00:30:28]  For the world.
[00:30:31]  They literally wiped out all the financial gains Trump made.
[00:30:35]  No, no, no, they didn't.
[00:30:37]  No, they did not.
[00:30:38]  And I'm going to talk about that here in a second, okay?
[00:30:40]  I'm going to talk about that here in a second.
[00:30:42]  You know what wiped out those gains?
[00:30:44]  You pussywhip fuckers.
[00:30:46]  You fucking weak, you fucking pussywhip, neurotic, psychotropic, drug-taking pussies.
[00:30:52]  Do you understand?
[00:30:54]  Now, as I was stating here, total deaths worldwide, not even 5,000 after four months.
[00:31:02]  Not even this fucking crotch rocket bastard.
[00:31:04]  And what, fucking Billy?
[00:31:07]  I'm not panicking.
[00:31:08]  You have to stock up because everyone else is freaking out.
[00:31:12]  Well, I can agree to that.
[00:31:14]  Everyone's freaking out, all right?
[00:31:16]  You can't even get fucking toilet paper in some parts.
[00:31:19]  And how idiotic does this sound to you people?
[00:31:23]  Oh my God, there's a communicable disease.
[00:31:26]  I got to go and stock up.
[00:31:27]  So I'm going to go to a crowd full of hysterical, dirty people who are touching everything and anything in the store.
[00:31:35]  I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and take it and I'm going to subject myself to that.
[00:31:40]  And I'm going to save myself.
[00:31:42]  You'll see.
[00:31:44]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[00:31:45]  You people are tards.
[00:31:47]  You people are idiots.
[00:31:48]  And you're fucking weak.
[00:31:49]  All right.
[00:31:50]  Are you giving paid sick leave to your employees?
[00:31:53]  No.
[00:31:53]  And you know what?
[00:31:54]  My fucking goddamn brick-mortar businesses are staying open.
[00:31:58]  They're staying open for Christ's sake.
[00:32:01]  I'm not going to sit over here and close up shop because there's a more communicable flu going on.
[00:32:06]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:32:07]  Fucking weak pieces of shit.
[00:32:09]  And look, if you want to be realist about it, let's be realist, okay?
[00:32:12]  All of you millennials and you Gen Z shitheads, you're always talking about, oh, you know why we're so bad?
[00:32:18]  You want to know why we're so economically backwards?
[00:32:21]  You want to know why we don't have economic opportunity?
[00:32:23]  The boomers, the boomers, the boomers.
[00:32:28]  Who is this killing mostly in America?
[00:32:31]  It's killing people over the age of 60.
[00:32:34]  It's plain and simple.
[00:32:36]  All right?
[00:32:37]  I mean, the only other people that it's killing that's not under the age, or that's under the age of 60, I should say, are fucking people that are HIV fucking positive, all right?
[00:32:46]  These fucking pause holes that, with all due respect, you know, time's limited on them anyway.
[00:32:54]  All right?
[00:32:54]  And you'll say with you fucking Gen Zers and you fucking millennials.
[00:32:58]  You should be happy about this.
[00:33:00]  You should be like, yeah, you know, it's not day of the pillow anymore, dude.
[00:33:04]  It's, it's, it's day of the viry.
[00:33:07]  It's day of the viry.
[00:33:09]  But no, you fucking idiots are such fucking neurotic shitheads that, you know, this is the kind of hysteria that you world up.
[00:33:18]  I need to give a shout out to my friend KBG Revolver, who didn't sell his 3,000 Chainlink when it was above $4.
[00:33:27]  Oh, that sucks, dude.
[00:33:29]  That's hard.
[00:33:30]  Ghost Voorhees, what the fuck are you talking about?
[00:33:33]  You don't have to worry about touching your face if you wear someone else's.
[00:33:37]  All right, go shut up.
[00:33:39]  All right, go shut up.
[00:33:40]  Once again, what?
[00:33:42]  This fucking fanfic idiot.
[00:33:44]  I want to titty.
[00:33:45]  I don't, we don't care.
[00:33:47]  We don't care what you want, for Christ's sake.
[00:33:50]  Fucking sick asshole.
[00:33:52]  Once again, total deaths worldwide, worldwide, in the five months we have known about this virus, only 4,720.
[00:34:02]  Get that through your fucking head.

=== Insurance Claims for Deaths (15:13) ===

[00:34:04]  All right.
[00:34:05]  Now, how many people die on an annual basis in America alone?
[00:34:13]  It's not that it's going over our heads, it's that relaying the info you give will make us look like crazy conspiracy theorists.
[00:34:19]  Oh yeah!
[00:34:20]  Yeah.
[00:34:21]  Well, that's because you've all drank the Kool-Aid.
[00:34:26]  I don't give a shit.
[00:34:27]  They can eat my dick up till they hiccup if they're put off by it.
[00:34:30]  I don't give a shit.
[00:34:31]  Especially when there are many.
[00:34:32]  Hey, look, here's Vappy Vap over here.
[00:34:34]  Remember to follow these steps in this realistic COVID-19.
[00:34:38]  Whatever.
[00:34:38]  Whatever.
[00:34:39]  All right.
[00:34:41]  Let me talk for Christ's sake.
[00:34:43]  The coronavirus is not a bioweapon ghost lurk.
[00:34:46]  Correct your fucking knowledge for fuck's sake.
[00:34:48]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:34:49]  You know, just believe whatever the hell you want to believe.
[00:34:52]  All right.
[00:34:53]  Believe what the hell you wanted to believe.
[00:34:55]  But I'd like to tell you all this.
[00:34:57]  How come Russia hasn't been affected by the coronavirus?
[00:35:02]  Huh?
[00:35:03]  How come Russia, I'm just asking.
[00:35:06]  I'm just asking.
[00:35:07]  All right.
[00:35:08]  Forrest Gump.
[00:35:09]  My mom always said life was like a box of viruses.
[00:35:13]  You never know what you're going to get.
[00:35:14]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:35:16]  All right.
[00:35:16]  Let me show you something.
[00:35:18]  Okay.
[00:35:19]  There is a major epidemic of deers going through people's living rooms, deers going through people's businesses.
[00:35:28]  I mean, why don't we outlaw deer if we're going to go under this mass hysteria?
[00:35:34]  Since we're going down the direction of Europe, that are now banning fucking knives and forks because they've already outlawed guns and the criminals have found other ways to kill people.
[00:35:44]  Huh?
[00:35:45]  I'm just saying.
[00:35:46]  Take a look at this.
[00:35:47]  I want y'all to look at this.
[00:35:48]  You people are out here talking all this garbage about, oh my God.
[00:35:51]  Oh my God.
[00:35:52]  Here, take a look at it.
[00:35:53]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:35:55]  Look at this right here.
[00:35:56]  Everyday life's going on.
[00:35:58]  Life's great.
[00:35:59]  Yada yada yada.
[00:36:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:10]  Oh, wait, are you okay?
[00:36:13]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:15]  Close the door back there.
[00:36:16]  Close the door back there.
[00:36:20]  Uh oh, there he goes!
[00:36:29]  Now, when are we gonna outlaw deers?
[00:36:31]  It's okay.
[00:36:34]  And look at this poor bitch over here.
[00:36:36]  She's probably barely making it with this goddamn fucking this hair salon.
[00:36:41]  Look at her.
[00:36:41]  She's breaking down.
[00:36:43]  She's breaking down.
[00:36:44]  She ends up saying, all this fucking shit ends up happening in my life.
[00:36:56]  Hey, all right, why don't we?
[00:37:02]  Why don't we just outlaw deers now?
[00:37:04]  All right.
[00:37:05]  Why don't we just outlaw deers?
[00:37:06]  Y'all want to see that again?
[00:37:07]  I know y'all want to see that again.
[00:37:08]  But play one more time, engineer.
[00:37:10]  Play it one more time.
[00:37:11]  Watch this.
[00:37:12]  You're going along.
[00:37:13]  Life is great.
[00:37:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:37:19]  Why doesn't North Korea have cases?
[00:37:21]  Russia is covering it up for as long as possible, like China did.
[00:37:26]  Oh, hey, Ghost Black Sun, dude.
[00:37:29]  I think that I think fucking North Korea claim that they're using Corona to kill people as dissidents.
[00:37:35]  I don't know if y'all read, but 200 soldiers have caught it and died.
[00:37:38]  So anyway, I'm sorry.
[00:37:40]  One more time.
[00:37:42]  I'm sorry.
[00:37:43]  I saw this today.
[00:37:45]  I couldn't stop laughing.
[00:37:46]  Play it again.
[00:37:47]  Play it again.
[00:37:48]  Life's good.
[00:37:49]  Everything's going great.
[00:37:51]  Oh, God.
[00:37:55]  And look at this fucking guy.
[00:37:57]  Come and put it back.
[00:37:58]  Look at this guy.
[00:37:59]  Look at this guy. Look at him.
[00:38:15]  I'm sorry, dude.
[00:38:33]  Oh, my God.
[00:38:36]  Oh, the squirts guy.
[00:38:37]  Why not make your deer hunting public in suburbs?
[00:38:40]  I don't know.
[00:38:41]  I'm just saying.
[00:38:42]  I'm just saying.
[00:38:49]  And look at this poor broad.
[00:38:52]  Look at her.
[00:38:57]  I'm not done.
[00:38:58]  There's always something in my fucking life.
[00:39:00]  There's always something in my fucking life.
[00:39:04]  How is she going to claim this?
[00:39:05]  How the fuck is this poor lady going to claim this to the insurance man?
[00:39:10]  A fucking deer just came in and wrecked my goddamn business up for Christ's sake.
[00:39:14]  Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that you can die a variety of different ways out here, and yet you people are worried about some communicable flu that is killing people over the age of 60 in pause holes.
[00:39:30]  All right.
[00:39:31]  Now let's talk about the markets because I'd like for each and every one of you millennial and Gen Zers to take a look at this market and realize that the sell-off is nothing more than mass hysteria.
[00:39:44]  Okay, it's mass hysteria.
[00:39:46]  Now the reason that you had almost over 2,000 Dow Jones Industrial lost points today, 10%.
[00:39:56]  The reason is, folks, is because the president has now suspended travel of Americans from here to the European Union nation states, with the exception of the UK, of course.
[00:40:09]  Now, this is what the damn stock market is reacting to.
[00:40:15]  They're reacting to this, and they're reacting to this damn price war of oil that is happening between Russia and now Saudi Arabia.
[00:40:26]  Russia and Saudi Arabia.
[00:40:28]  In related news, a deer smashed through the window of a business in San Antonio earlier today.
[00:40:34]  The locally owned bar and bath house had a deer smash through the door.
[00:40:39]  The owner Thomas Albin was trampled to death as a result.
[00:40:44]  You're a fucking idiot, dude.
[00:40:45]  All right, listen.
[00:40:46]  Anyway, as I was stating, folks, I think that this lowering in gas prices and in oil prices actually benefits the consumer.
[00:40:56]  And now that the consumer is basically kind of holding on to its money at this point in time, during the time when people will be burning shit on vacations, spring break, and all this other nonsense, I mean, I think this is going to be a great, a great side effect to the economy at this point in time.
[00:41:16]  And as I stated before, I got rudely interrupted by that text-to-speech, that the reason we're seeing a dramatic crash in oil is because Russia and the Saudi Arabians are trying to overproduce to undercut each other in the oil market because, I mean, they want to be the dominant man.
[00:41:36]  They want to be the man.
[00:41:38]  What do you mean?
[00:41:38]  How is she going to claim it to insurance?
[00:41:41]  The whole thing was on tape plain as day.
[00:41:43]  Yeah, but do you know insurance companies, asshole?
[00:41:47]  Do you know insurance companies, asshole?
[00:41:50]  Depending on what type of insurance you purchased, they're not going to fucking, oh, a deer just came in.
[00:41:57]  They're not going to fucking do that.
[00:41:59]  Hey, during Katrina, during Katrina, when everybody was trying to file a claim because the hurricane damaged their house, the insurance companies were able to get away with not paying for millions of or hundreds of thousands of houses, I should say,
[00:42:14]  because if there was any type of evidence that there was a flood, if there was a flood and you didn't buy specific flood insurance, you didn't get a claim and you were stuck like Chuck with that broke down house during Katrina.
[00:42:30]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:42:31]  So you people need to read your premiums, you idiots.
[00:42:35]  All right, that's a good lesson for you dumbass millennials and Gen Zers that don't know shit from Shinola.
[00:42:41]  Now, anyway, as I was stating, the overproduction by the Russians and the Sauds is what's driving these oil prices down.
[00:42:49]  And I think it's a good thing.
[00:42:51]  All right.
[00:42:51]  I don't think it's a bad thing at all.
[00:42:53]  I think that people, especially as we get closer to the summertime, I think this benefits the consumer generously.
[00:43:00]  And I think this is a little bit of a blip in the stock market.
[00:43:03]  This is a hysteria sell-off.
[00:43:06]  All right.
[00:43:07]  This is a hysteria sell-off.
[00:43:10]  And once more, I think that this was more of a reaction to the president basically prohibiting American travel to the European Union nation states.
[00:43:20]  Now, why did the president do that?
[00:43:22]  Well, according to Mike Pence, who was interviewed this morning by Fox and Friends, he said that 40 of the 44 states that are claiming to have victims of coronavirus, 40 of those 44 states can directly trace what here at Farmers, we know how to cover almost anything, even a deer haircut.
[00:43:47]  Shut up, farmers, and shut.
[00:43:49]  Just shut up.
[00:43:51]  All right, just shut up.
[00:43:54]  Anyway, I missed your diamond distilling.
[00:43:56]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:57]  Sorry for Christ's sake.
[00:43:58]  You don't mind.
[00:43:59]  I'm doing a fucking show here.
[00:44:02]  Anyway, as I was stating before I have to fucking give every fucking buddy a fucking tension for Christ's sake, all right.
[00:44:09]  As I was stating, I don't even know what I was stating.
[00:44:13]  See, that thanks a lot.
[00:44:14]  You know, thanks a lot for Christ's sake.
[00:44:16]  Anyway, this is a hysteria sell-off.
[00:44:18]  And you millennials and Gen Zers, you better recognize that this is an opportunity for you.
[00:44:26]  All right.
[00:44:26]  We've got people holding the bag at $29,000 in change.
[00:44:32]  Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:44:34]  Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:44:36]  We are now at $21,000.
[00:44:39]  All right.
[00:44:40]  Hey, ghost.
[00:44:41]  Oh, Christ.
[00:44:42]  Can you just shut the fuck up?
[00:44:44]  A giggle for a niggle.
[00:44:46]  Niggers.
[00:44:50]  All right, great.
[00:44:50]  Yeah.
[00:44:52]  Spaghetti.
[00:44:53]  All right.
[00:44:54]  Niggers, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga.
[00:44:56]  All right, great.
[00:44:59]  All right.
[00:45:00]  Shut up.
[00:45:01]  And look, Distillan wants me to read it.
[00:45:02]  Hey, man, I just turned into a 27-hour shift.
[00:45:06]  VB.
[00:45:07]  Well, cheers to you.
[00:45:08]  All right.
[00:45:09]  We're dealing with corona fucking hysteria out here.
[00:45:16]  Shut up, asshole.
[00:45:17]  All right.
[00:45:18]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:45:19]  All right.
[00:45:20]  Anyway, yeah, 24.
[00:45:21]  We get it, dude.
[00:45:22]  27-hour shift.
[00:45:24]  Look, you're in Australia, okay?
[00:45:26]  You know, guys, there's still some left of masculinity out there in Australia.
[00:45:30]  Out here in fucking America, we just got nothing but a bunch of pussy whip pieces of entitled shit.
[00:45:36]  All right.
[00:45:37]  And it's unfortunate.
[00:45:38]  All right.
[00:45:38]  It is unfortunate.
[00:45:39]  Anyway, let's get to the Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:45:43]  This is your time, millennials.
[00:45:45]  You've always talked about the boomers, this, the boomers, that.
[00:45:48]  This is your time to come into this stock market.
[00:45:52]  And as I stated, even if you wanted to be very bearish in your investing strategy, the least you should be doing right now is purchasing blue chip stocks, which is almost every stock on the Dow Jones Industrial, and make sure they pay a high yield dividend.
[00:46:12]  Okay.
[00:46:13]  So this way, you're buying low stocks at low prices right now that pay dividends, which means they'll pay you per share every quarter for every share that you own.
[00:46:27]  All right.
[00:46:27]  So I want to let everybody know right now that this is a perfect opportunity.
[00:46:32]  And why do I say that?
[00:46:34]  Because The Federal Reserve just injected $500 billion into the economy, meaning, meaning that the value of the dollar is going to go down.
[00:46:47]  So the reason we're seeing such massive sell-offs is because of the mass hysteria.
[00:46:53]  Mass hysteria going on.
[00:46:55]  And it's a consequence of what Trump has done.
[00:46:57]  Like I said, prohibiting American citizens from traveling to Europe for the next 30 days.
[00:47:03]  And as I was stating before I was really interrupted by so many fucking people out here, all right, Mike Pence said that 40 of the 44 states that have infected coronavirus victims, 40 of those states can directly trace the origin of corona to somebody who visited Europe.
[00:47:23]  Let me tell you that one more again so it can stick in your fucking crawl there.
[00:47:27]  All right.
[00:47:28]  All right?
[00:47:29]  The reason...
[00:47:30]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:47:31]  There's this gutsy idiot for Christ's sake.
[00:47:35]  Ghost Ones, T-H-1-S-U.
[00:47:38]  I don't fucking know what the hell you're saying.
[00:47:40]  All right.
[00:47:40]  Type band to bad captain desk.
[00:47:42]  We get it, Distillen.
[00:47:43]  You're great.
[00:47:45]  Anyway, as I was stating, once again, folks, 40 of the 44 states that have coronavirus-infected victims, 40 of those states can directly trace where that goddamn coronavirus infection came from to somebody who visited Europe.
[00:48:02]  So that, you know, that just goes to show you that Europe and their open border strategy, not only has it invited a bunch of wild jehooties that have now taken over their country and are now popping up kebab shops all over fucking Europe, but they allowed this goddamn coronavirus into their countries.
[00:48:22]  And as a result, it seems as if they have succumbed to the fact that 70 to 80% of Germany at least and maybe other countries are going to be infected with coronavirus.
[00:48:33]  And this is why I don't understand why Trump isn't getting more credit from closing travel to and from China once we started hearing about Corona and now trying to take preventative measures by denying traveling from America to Europe for at least the next 30 days.
[00:48:51]  Okay.
[00:48:52]  This is what the market is reacting to because they're not too sure if that applies to cargo, if that applies to international trade.
[00:49:03]  It seems to me that it only applies to travel.
[00:49:07]  Okay.
[00:49:08]  Now, in my personal opinion, you fucking millennials and you Gen Zs that kept blaming boomers this, boomers that, this is your fucking time, you idiots.

=== Market Percentage Decrease (15:22) ===

[00:49:18]  All right.
[00:49:18]  Money is now cheap.
[00:49:19]  The Federal Reserve has lowered interest rates.
[00:49:22]  The stock market is going down.
[00:49:25]  And Warren Buffett, all right, Warren Buffett once said that when everybody's leaving the market, that's when you should start entertaining entering the market.
[00:49:35]  Because you've got a lot of people holding the bag at 29,000 Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:49:41]  Do you understand that?
[00:49:43]  That we've gotten as high as almost 30,000 Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:49:47]  And right now, let me tell you the Dow Jones Industrial right now.
[00:49:50]  Today, today alone, it lost 2,352.60 points.
[00:49:57]  Over 2,000 points lost.
[00:49:59]  All right.
[00:50:01]  A fucking percentage decrease of 10%.
[00:50:05]  Closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at 21,262 points.
[00:50:11]  Now, I'm not saying that this is the bottom here, okay?
[00:50:15]  Because what we're dealing with right now with this mass hysteria sell-off is unprecedented.
[00:50:21]  Because traditional institutional investors would see that, hey, give me a break.
[00:50:27]  All right.
[00:50:28]  Last month, we just added 279,000 jobs to the American economy.
[00:50:34]  The American economy is booming.
[00:50:37]  All right.
[00:50:38]  And in my personal view, I think it's you, you people that are millennials.
[00:50:43]  I told y'all back in 2011, back in 2011.
[00:50:48]  Remember that 2010, 2011, when I did the Ghost show?
[00:50:51]  I told y'all back then that that was the time to enter into the stock market when the goddamn Dow Jones Industrial was 8,000 points.
[00:51:02]  8,000 points.
[00:51:04]  I'm telling y'all right now, folks, okay?
[00:51:07]  I'm telling y'all right now, Dow Jones Industrial, there's a lot of people holding bags out here.
[00:51:13]  All right, at 29,000, that's trillions of dollars lost.
[00:51:18]  Trillions of dollars lost.
[00:51:19]  So I'm telling you, millennials and you zoomers, I think it's about time for you folks.
[00:51:25]  It's about time for you folks to start entertaining an entrance into this goddamn market.
[00:51:30]  And the bearish investments, the most bearish investments that you can do is just getting a cheap, coming off their 52-week low blue chip stock and then making sure it's going to pay you a dividend, baby.
[00:51:46]  All right.
[00:51:47]  I mean, it is what it is.
[00:51:49]  I mean, S ⁇ P, NASDAQ, whatever it is.
[00:51:52]  I mean, I think that you should get paid for holding stocks.
[00:51:56]  Okay.
[00:51:56]  That's, I mean, at this point in time, all right.
[00:52:00]  Let's go to the S ⁇ P.
[00:52:01]  The S ⁇ P is down 260.74 points, a percentage decrease of 2,480.64 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
[00:52:11]  We've got the NASDAQ.
[00:52:14]  The NASDAQ is down 750.25 points, a percentage decrease of 9.43%.
[00:52:24]  Current average of the NASDAQ is 7,201.80 points for the NASDAQ of Texas.
[00:52:31]  And whoever the hell just donated $2 for the yellow piss of Texas, fuck you.
[00:52:37]  Fuck you.
[00:52:38]  Fucking piece of shit.
[00:52:39]  Let's get to commodities here, shall we?
[00:52:42]  Now, as I've told you folks, there is a massive, a massive, massive decrease in the oil markets as a consequence of the battle of overproduction between Saudi Arabia and Russia.
[00:52:56]  And that's what's happening right now in WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:53:00]  I wouldn't, I mean, we're at 30 bucks a barrel.
[00:53:02]  We're at 30 bucks a barrel for Christ's sake.
[00:53:05]  And what the hell is this?
[00:53:07]  Hakuruku Takahashi, cute ghosts.
[00:53:09]  Have you been watching these deer videos from them crashing into windows like me?
[00:53:15]  Ironic cute ghost play more of those videos.
[00:53:18]  There was a transformer named Megatron next to Donald Trump in his speech of the virus.
[00:53:24]  Interesting MLP.
[00:53:25]  Dude, shut the, just shut up.
[00:53:29]  Anyway, as I was stating, WTI Sweet Crude is down 63 cents, a percentage decrease today of 2%.
[00:53:37]  Current price for WTI Sweet Crude, which is a crude oil that's consumed by America, $30.87.
[00:53:46]  I mean, that's, you know, if y'all are not cruising town right now, I don't know what the hell your problem is, baby.
[00:53:52]  It is cheap gas.
[00:53:54]  Cheap gas, for Christ's sake.
[00:53:56]  We got bread crude.
[00:53:57]  It's down 50 cents today.
[00:53:59]  Percentage decrease of 1.51%.
[00:54:03]  Current price, $32.72 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:54:09]  And everything is down when it comes to the energy sector, folks.
[00:54:13]  All right.
[00:54:14]  Gasoline futures are down 1.30%.
[00:54:17]  Natural gas is down 1.30%.
[00:54:20]  And heating oil is down 1.97%.
[00:54:24]  And Ghosted just dropped a diamond.
[00:54:27]  Invest in airlines, that's up to you.
[00:54:30]  That's up to you, in my opinion.
[00:54:33]  Important message to all TCR listeners.
[00:54:36]  As the coronavirus outbreak worsens, the chance of a category five chimp-out increases.
[00:54:41]  Ah, dude, come on.
[00:54:46]  Man, come on, for Christ's sake.
[00:54:49]  And Pettis shares a video jukebox or trading at 20.
[00:54:53]  Go fuck yourself, Pettis, all right?
[00:54:55]  How is it my fault that people are out here wanting me to watch videos for Christ's sake, you stupid little fruity voice sounding prick?
[00:55:02]  So just shut up.
[00:55:04]  And by the way, all you people that are like, hey, buy gold, buy gold.
[00:55:07]  Oh, yeah, you sure?
[00:55:08]  Have you seen the gold prices today?
[00:55:11]  Gold is down $32.60 today, okay?
[00:55:16]  A percentage decrease of 2.05% on the day.
[00:55:21]  Current price for gold is $1,557.70 per troy ounce of gold.
[00:55:29]  Now, that should tell y'all something.
[00:55:31]  Wait a minute.
[00:55:31]  Stocks are down.
[00:55:33]  Energy's down.
[00:55:34]  Why isn't metals up?
[00:55:36]  Because it's a mass hysteria sell-off, folks.
[00:55:39]  Do you understand?
[00:55:41]  This is a hysteria sell-off.
[00:55:43]  And if you millennials and Gen Z don't take advantage of this one, I don't know when the next one is going to be for you so that you can gain yourself some generous amounts of fucking capital while just, you know, speculating for Christ's sake.
[00:55:58]  All right.
[00:55:58]  While speculating.
[00:55:59]  I mean, this should show you.
[00:56:01]  You would think that gold would be up the ass right now, but it isn't.
[00:56:06]  That proves to you that the whole investment community doesn't know what the fuck it's doing.
[00:56:11]  Doesn't even know what the fuck it's doing.
[00:56:13]  So I'm just telling y'all, folks, okay?
[00:56:16]  If you want my opinion, if you want a metal that'll give you a higher yield for your investment in the long term, I think silver is the way to go.
[00:56:25]  But silver is even down.
[00:56:27]  The Trump recession continued today, and futures are looking bad as well.
[00:56:32]  Unfortunately, the only solution is for Trump to catch the virus or a bullet.
[00:56:36]  If you want the markets to go up.
[00:56:38]  Oh, hey, hey, hey, hold on just a second.
[00:56:40]  Are you at?
[00:56:41]  Look, you better be.
[00:56:43]  The fucking Secret Service is going to be fucking taking a look at you there, Evil Mirror.
[00:56:48]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[00:56:50]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:56:52]  The Secret Service is going to pay you a fucking visit with that kind of talk, you piece of shit.
[00:56:57]  Anyway, silver is a good investment, but even silver is down today.
[00:57:03]  And why is silver down?
[00:57:05]  Because the investment community is out of its gourd.
[00:57:07]  It doesn't know what it's doing.
[00:57:09]  Do you understand me?
[00:57:11]  This is temporary.
[00:57:13]  And when everything is said and done, as a result, all this money is going to come back and you can make a decent profit.
[00:57:20]  I'm talking to you, millennials.
[00:57:21]  I'm talking to you, Gen Zers out here.
[00:57:24]  This is your time for Christ's sake.
[00:57:26]  Don't sit on the sidelines.
[00:57:29]  All right.
[00:57:29]  When you think the absolute bottom is there, then go out there and put a bunch of fucking cash into something that you know is going to raise generously and was afflicted specifically because of this goddamn hysteria.
[00:57:43]  And by the way, you got Evil Mirror talking about a recession.
[00:57:47]  I don't think that we're going to be seeing any kind of recession because everybody's purchasing goods and products at Costco's and grocery stores and Walmarts.
[00:57:58]  You don't think that's going to be on the bottom line of some of these people?
[00:58:01]  You don't think that the massive purchasing of the people who fucking make hand sanitizers, the people who make toilet paper, the people who make, I mean, I'm not even kidding, man.
[00:58:14]  You don't think that's going to show up in the next quarter for Christ's sake?
[00:58:18]  I mean, I think that you folks that are listening to me, especially you millennials and you Gen Zers, you better start recognizing this opportunity for you because if you don't, I don't know when the next one's going to happen, man.
[00:58:30]  I mean, you've got a lot of people holding the bag out here.
[00:58:33]  This ain't like fucking crypto.
[00:58:35]  I mean, there are trillions of dollars that have been lost because of this mass hysteria.
[00:58:41]  Hey, ghost, good to hear your voice live, man.
[00:58:44]  Sorry, I haven't watching as much lately.
[00:58:46]  I got a fucking second job and am making mad banks.
[00:58:49]  Hey, cheers to that, dude.
[00:58:50]  And as always, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA.
[00:58:53]  You're damn right, MAGA.
[00:58:56]  Trump 2020, baby.
[00:58:58]  Don't worry about it, Fat Man, 1945.
[00:59:00]  It's all good.
[00:59:01]  The FBI wants to know your location, Evil Merrimo.
[00:59:04]  All you got to do is just, yeah, you'll find out.
[00:59:07]  You're the Secret Service.
[00:59:08]  You're the FBI.
[00:59:09]  You'll find it out.
[00:59:10]  But anyway, once again, silver is my metal if you wanted my personal opinion, but it's still down today.
[00:59:16]  Even though everything's down, you would think the metals would be up.
[00:59:19]  But no, it goes against the institutional construct of investing.
[00:59:25]  Anyway, silver is down 59 cents, a percentage decrease of 3.5%.
[00:59:30]  Current price for silver is $15.42 per troy ounce of silver.
[00:59:37]  And I don't know, $2.
[00:59:38]  Who the hell?
[00:59:39]  A bing-bong baby.
[00:59:41]  Hey, ghost, it's been a while.
[00:59:42]  I've heard you live.
[00:59:44]  I hope you're still stealing your granny's retirement plan.
[00:59:48]  Yo, fuck off, you fucking idiot.
[00:59:50]  Anyway, copper is down 2.26%.
[00:59:54]  All right, platinum is up.
[00:59:56]  Platinum, platinum is up 0.90%.
[00:59:59]  That's very interesting.
[01:00:01]  Now, let's take a look at commodities out here.
[01:00:03]  Now, I think these commodities, I think you folks need to be taking a look at these fucking things.
[01:00:08]  Because what are people doing?
[01:00:10]  I just went to the fucking store today, okay?
[01:00:13]  Me and Mrs. Ghost just went to the store and everybody's bought out everything.
[01:00:17]  It's fucking unbelievable except the beef.
[01:00:21]  I mean, I got me a whole fucking shitload of beef because everybody's buying ramen noodle and everybody's buying fucking spaghetti noodles and fettuccine noodles.
[01:00:32]  Everybody's buying paper towels and napkins and fucking toilet paper and all this other shit.
[01:00:38]  I'm not even kidding around, folks.
[01:00:41]  And you don't think that's going to show up on the bottom line of the companies who make those products?
[01:00:46]  Hand sanitizer, fucking first aid bullshit, whoever the fuck makes masks, etc.
[01:00:52]  For Christ's sake.
[01:00:54]  I mean, you don't think that's going to come on the bottom line?
[01:00:57]  And not to mention produce.
[01:00:59]  Produce was being fucking sold off because, you know, what helps fend away?
[01:01:05]  All right.
[01:01:05]  What helps fend away these ailments, produce, fruits, vegetables, etc.
[01:01:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:01:12]  And Evil Mirror, you're a sick son of a bitch.
[01:01:14]  All right.
[01:01:15]  Hold on.
[01:01:16]  What's your email address?
[01:01:17]  I'm going to forward it to the goddamn secret sir.
[01:01:19]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:01:21]  Let's go see what his email address is.
[01:01:23]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:01:24]  I'm going to forward this.
[01:01:25]  That's not even the real fucking Evil Mirror, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:29]  Anyway, whoever that is, I'm forwarding your shit.
[01:01:32]  You're not going to sit there and try to, you're not going to try to, you know, threaten my president, you fucking piece of trash.
[01:01:40]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[01:01:42]  Take a look at all these losses in commodities.
[01:01:44]  You don't think that this, you don't think that this is going to bounce back?
[01:01:51]  I mean, people are buying these commodities right now out of hysteria en masse.
[01:01:57]  I mean, grocery store shelves are going empty.
[01:02:01]  You don't think that's going to be on the bottom line next fucking quarter, you idiots?
[01:02:06]  All right, here it is.
[01:02:08]  And fuck you, Pettis.
[01:02:09]  Fuck you.
[01:02:10]  I'll kick you out of the fucking goddamn chat room, you dickhead.
[01:02:14]  And what the fuck is this?
[01:02:15]  What, ST Mike, you fucking shit troll?
[01:02:18]  Ghost had stock up on some hungry man brand.
[01:02:21]  Go fuck off, dude.
[01:02:23]  Anyway, let's get to the commodity.
[01:02:25]  And fuck you, Pettis.
[01:02:27]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:02:28]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:02:31]  I would fucking smack you down like a fucking stupid fucking $2 fucking twink femme bitch that you sound like.
[01:02:38]  You fucking stupid lack of ball having shithead.
[01:02:42]  Anyway, corn is down 0.55%.
[01:02:46]  Wheat is down 1.14%, okay?
[01:02:50]  Oats is down 0.64%.
[01:02:54]  Rough rice, rough rice is up 0.19%.
[01:02:58]  Soybean is down.
[01:03:00]  Fuck soybean, by the way, but it's down 1.63%.
[01:03:04]  Soybean oil is down 2.69%.
[01:03:08]  And canola is down 0.22%.
[01:03:12]  Let's get to the soft, shall we?
[01:03:14]  Cocoa is down.
[01:03:16]  That's the base for chocolate.
[01:03:17]  It is down 4.95%.
[01:03:20]  We've got coffee.
[01:03:22]  It's down 2.86%.
[01:03:25]  Sugar.
[01:03:26]  Sugar is down 5.22%.
[01:03:29]  I mean, look at all this shit.
[01:03:30]  This shit's all being consumed off shelves in grocery stores right now.
[01:03:36]  Right fucking now.
[01:03:38]  Orange juice is down 1.22%.
[01:03:42]  All right.
[01:03:42]  Cotton is down 1.69%.
[01:03:46]  Lumber is down 5.16%.
[01:03:49]  Rubber is down 1.50%.
[01:03:53]  All right.
[01:03:53]  Ethanol is down 3.36%.
[01:03:58]  Let's go ahead and get to live stock, shall we?
[01:04:00]  Live cattle is down 3.08%.
[01:04:05]  We got cattle feeder down 3.59%.
[01:04:09]  And Lean Hog is down 3.81%.
[01:04:13]  Notice everything is down.
[01:04:15]  It's a mass hysteria sell-off.
[01:04:19]  And I hope that I penetrate the minds and I spark the synapses in your psyche of you millennials and you Gen Zers.
[01:04:27]  It's your time now.
[01:04:29]  It's your time.
[01:04:30]  You want to make fucking fast capital from speculating?
[01:04:33]  You want to make money on the stock market?
[01:04:35]  Now is the time.
[01:04:36]  Now is the time to put in a little bit of that savings into the stock market.

=== Cryptocurrency Sell-Off (15:45) ===

[01:04:41]  Hi, Ghost.
[01:04:41]  Just a quick word before I have late shift tonight.
[01:04:44]  People are going stupid here in Australia, but still no travel bans on Indonesia.
[01:04:49]  Where a lot of this is being filtered from Iran to Australia.
[01:04:52]  Anyway, take care and talk soon.
[01:04:55]  Thank you very much.
[01:04:56]  And by the way, the reason the Australians, the Australian government isn't closing its borders, because it's a fucking leftist socialist shithead apparatus.
[01:05:07]  Just like Europe.
[01:05:08]  By the way, don't think for a second you are off the hook, Ghost.
[01:05:12]  Oh, we are on to you for all the trips to Epstein's private island.
[01:05:16]  Now, shut the fuck up, you stupid mortgage.
[01:05:21]  Yeah, go fuck off, you stupid.
[01:05:23]  That's not even funny, dude.
[01:05:25]  All right.
[01:05:26]  And by the way, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
[01:05:29]  Now, let's go ahead and talk about cryptocurrency here, okay?
[01:05:34]  Now, cryptocurrency has taken a massive decrease.
[01:05:38]  Now, why is that?
[01:05:40]  Because, folks, the institutional investors that were stock traders and bonds traders and commodities traders that ended up getting into cryptocurrency are now abandoning ship.
[01:05:53]  They're abandoning ship.
[01:05:55]  The institutional money of Wall Street has literally exited outside of the cryptocurrency markets.
[01:06:04]  Why, you ask?
[01:06:06]  Well, because they're even smelling what's about to happen.
[01:06:10]  All right.
[01:06:10]  They're even sniffing at what's about to happen.
[01:06:13]  These losses have no credibility.
[01:06:17]  They have no financial justification for these types of losses.
[01:06:22]  All it is is a mass sell-off.
[01:06:25]  It is a mass hysteria.
[01:06:27]  And if you want my personal opinion, I'm glad that the institutional investors in the cryptocurrency market exited.
[01:06:35]  Because what we need is we need individuals in the internet.
[01:06:40]  To be able to exchange goods and services via cryptocurrency.
[01:06:45]  Now, the only thing that's making cryptocurrency so hard to integrate is that you got to kind of know something about technology.
[01:06:53]  Thanks for the stock advice, Ghost.
[01:06:55]  I think I will invest $200 into Depends, your adult diaper of choice.
[01:06:59]  Yeah, real funny, you fucking idiot.
[01:07:01]  All right.
[01:07:02]  Shove it up, your fucking ass.
[01:07:04]  Anyway, as I'm stating right now, I think everybody should start accumulating cryptocurrency.
[01:07:11]  DHS!
[01:07:12]  Don't forget us, Ghost.
[01:07:13]  We're still monitoring your show.
[01:07:15]  We have also don't go to the taco bar as much anymore.
[01:07:19]  Yeah, that's not fucking funny.
[01:07:21]  Dude, that's not fucking fun.
[01:07:23]  You know, for all those folks that don't know, okay, back in 2016, I got approached by Department of Homeland Security while me and Mrs. Ghost were at a taco bar in Austin, okay?
[01:07:34]  And I was eating chips and dip, all right?
[01:07:37]  And this fucking stupid fucking agent comes up and says, hey, hey, you host the ghost show.
[01:07:43]  You host True Capitalist Radio, don't you?
[01:07:45]  And I'm like, what the fuck?
[01:07:46]  Who the fuck are you?
[01:07:47]  I thought it was a fan or some shit.
[01:07:49]  I thought, oh my God, I got doxxed or something.
[01:07:52]  And then he fucking throws out DHS credentials and tells me to watch what I say and takes a fucking chip that I paid for.
[01:08:01]  Takes a fucking chip, puts it in the dip, and then fucking munches on it.
[01:08:05]  And then says, all right, ghost.
[01:08:06]  Well, let me tell you something.
[01:08:08]  You better watch your ass.
[01:08:09]  And then double dips my fucking goddamn chip.
[01:08:12]  He double dips the fucking chip like a fucking piece of shit.
[01:08:20]  Fucking asshole.
[01:08:21]  I don't even know why you even fucking reminded me of that shit.
[01:08:24]  Fucking double dipping my fucking...
[01:08:26]  Fuck you, dude.
[01:08:30]  Anyway, folks, I know that this is a traumatic decrease in the cryptocurrency markets, but I want to assure you that this is the institutional money that has exited and they're putting their money elsewhere at this point in time, all right?
[01:08:45]  Hey, look, some idiot was asking and you did nothing, right?
[01:08:48]  What the fuck was I supposed to do?
[01:08:50]  What?
[01:08:51]  I thought about fucking smacking him in his face, but if I smacked him in his face, I'd be fucking going 10 years to life for fucking assaulting a federal agent.
[01:09:00]  So dude, shut up.
[01:09:01]  I don't want to talk about that shit anymore.
[01:09:03]  That was a long time ago.
[01:09:04]  We've got Trump in office now.
[01:09:06]  That was during Obama's administration.
[01:09:08]  All right.
[01:09:09]  So it is what it is.
[01:09:10]  All right.
[01:09:11]  Just shut up.
[01:09:13]  Anyway, folks, I would not let any of this discourage you about the cryptocurrency market.
[01:09:18]  Cryptocurrency is here to stay.
[01:09:21]  Now that the investment community of Wall Street has exited out of cryptocurrency, I currently believe that it's time for the internet population to start embracing cryptocurrency.
[01:09:33]  All right.
[01:09:33]  Embracing it wholeheartedly.
[01:09:35]  Taking payments in cryptocurrency.
[01:09:39]  Accepting payment in cryptocurrency.
[01:09:41]  What?
[01:09:41]  What?
[01:09:41]  DH?
[01:09:43]  How the DHS stole Chipmas, you fucking asshole.
[01:09:46]  Who the fuck donated that shit?
[01:09:49]  Who the fuck donated that shit?
[01:09:54]  Son of a fucking bitch.
[01:09:56]  Anyway, look, you idiots don't care, you know?
[01:10:00]  But I hope that I spark the synapses of some of you millennials and Gen Zers out there that recognize that it's your time now.
[01:10:09]  You all want to be the new boomers.
[01:10:12]  You all want to have some goddamn wealth in your goddamn net worth, then you've got to make the initiation to do it.
[01:10:19]  All right.
[01:10:20]  Once again, the Dow Jones Industrial was almost at 30,000 points about four to five weeks ago.
[01:10:29]  Probably even three to four weeks ago.
[01:10:32]  And now it's at 21,000 points out of pure hysteria.
[01:10:39]  All right?
[01:10:40]  There's no fiscal justification for this out of pure hysteria.
[01:10:48]  So anyway, as I was stating, folks, I think everybody needs to calm their asses down.
[01:10:53]  And I think they need to recognize that all this is hyper-sensationalism, okay?
[01:11:00]  All this going to the store.
[01:11:02]  I mean, isn't this an ironic thing to do?
[01:11:06]  You're trying to save yourself from a communicable disease like coronavirus, yet you put yourself in harm's way in masses of people, assholes to elbows, in a goddamn grocery store in an attempt to save yourself from coronavirus.
[01:11:23]  It is the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life.
[01:11:28]  Oh, yeah.
[01:11:29]  And by the way, I went to the store today and got me a badass bunch of steaks.
[01:11:34]  I just had a steak before I even came up on here.
[01:11:37]  And also bought me a whole bunch of scotch bottles, baby.
[01:11:42]  Yeah, I got me a bunch of badass scotch bottles.
[01:11:46]  So we're going to be popping those open really quick, baby, here in a minute, all right?
[01:11:51]  But anyway, folks, I unfortunately have to get to these $20.20 buckers up in here.
[01:11:56]  All right.
[01:11:57]  I've got to get to these $20.20 buckers that, dude, we got three of them that were donated four hours before the fucking show even started.
[01:12:07]  Three $20.20 buckers before the goddamn show even started, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:14]  So anyway, let's just go ahead and get to them and see if we can get through them really quick, please.
[01:12:18]  All right.
[01:12:19]  So everybody just calm down.
[01:12:20]  What's up to Distillen?
[01:12:21]  Breaking.
[01:12:22]  The Aussie government bans all gatherings over 500 people.
[01:12:27]  Fucking hysteria, man.
[01:12:28]  Fucking hysteria.
[01:12:29]  And you know what, Distillan?
[01:12:30]  Australia should be the safest continent from this shit.
[01:12:34]  But because the government of Australia is filled with a bunch of fucking leftist soy boys and a bunch of bullnose bulldykes, they're just allowing these fucking immigrants to come into your country and completely take over what Australia, what Australia used to be.
[01:12:49]  All right?
[01:12:51]  What Australia used to be.
[01:12:54]  Anyway, let's go ahead and let's get to the first $20.20 bucker that I got four hours before the show.
[01:13:01]  This one is by Trans-Pacific Waifu and said this is Ghost's favorite kid show.
[01:13:07]  I don't know.
[01:13:07]  I don't even like the fucking sound of that comment.
[01:13:11]  But Ghost's Trans-Pacific Waifu.
[01:13:14]  What the fuck is this shit?
[01:13:16]  Ghost's favorite kid show.
[01:13:18]  Hold on.
[01:13:19]  Viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
[01:13:22]  Once again, these next three that I'm about to play were donated three to four hours before the show.
[01:13:29]  Once again, this is Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu requesting this one, obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
[01:13:38]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[01:13:39]  What is this ghost-specific whatever?
[01:13:41]  Waifu?
[01:13:42]  What is this shit?
[01:13:45]  Hello, Shuki.
[01:13:46]  How are you doing?
[01:13:47]  Wait, hold on.
[01:13:49]  This is bitch half-naked.
[01:13:55]  What the fuck am I watching?
[01:13:57]  What the fuck?
[01:13:57]  What kind of foreign language is this?
[01:14:01]  Talk to me in American.
[01:14:07]  Oh, this is Hebrew.
[01:14:07]  Sorry.
[01:14:08]  should have known that why is this bitch half naked and Why are they sitting on an American flag?
[01:14:27]  What the fuck is this?
[01:14:32]  This is what they're showing kids in Israel?
[01:14:39]  What the fuck has a monkey got a grenade for?
[01:14:48]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:53]  Now look, hold on, pause this.
[01:14:54]  Pause this, okay?
[01:14:56]  Now, Israel is our greatest ally, but I can agree to disagree with this man.
[01:15:03]  This is not for kids.
[01:15:04]  I mean, this bitch is half-naked.
[01:15:06]  This bitch is half-naked pretending to be Pee-Wee Herman.
[01:15:09]  Or, you know what?
[01:15:10]  Maybe it isn't that bad of a thing.
[01:15:11]  I mean, was Pee-Wee Herman really something that we should be subjecting kids to, for Christ's sake?
[01:15:15]  I don't know.
[01:15:16]  Play the shit!
[01:15:27]  L'chaim!
[01:15:33]  Yep, they love America dude!
[01:15:35]  This is one.
[01:15:36]  Do you see what I'm saying?
[01:15:37]  Even though I think this broad is inappropriate for showing milkers in a kids' show, do you see how much they love America?
[01:15:46]  Israelis love America.
[01:15:49]  If you ever visit Israel, not that I ever have, but I've heard if you visit Israel and they know you're an American, they treat you like royalty out there.
[01:16:00]  You know, they're like, oh my god, that American.
[01:16:03]  How do you do?
[01:16:04]  You want to go?
[01:16:05]  Do you want to go to the club?
[01:16:07]  Just play it.
[01:16:08]  Just play this shit.
[01:16:21]  Very interesting here.
[01:16:24]  This is very interesting.
[01:16:25]  And shut up, dude.
[01:16:27]  Stop calling me Shlomo and a Zionist and all that other shit.
[01:16:34]  Hold on.
[01:16:35]  Pause this.
[01:16:36]  Pause this.
[01:16:39]  Oh, dude.
[01:16:40]  Hey, says the guy that always donates $20, $20 balkers there, Gray Steel.
[01:16:45]  Huh?
[01:16:46]  That's the pot calling the kettle black there, black boy.
[01:16:50]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:54]  And by the way, we're watching this Israeli kids' show that's praising America.
[01:16:59]  Do you see them praising America in this show?
[01:17:08]  They're loving America!
[01:17:10]  He said that the father of George Bush was a big man.
[01:17:14]  What a big man!
[01:17:15]  What a big man!
[01:17:19]  He's not a foreign man!
[01:17:21]  So Bush took you the United States and saw him what he did.
[01:17:25]  I took part in the war of the war.
[01:17:27]  No!
[01:17:28]  love they love america all right they love america wow Why is she fondling this monkey?
[01:17:56]  Why is she getting in?
[01:17:57]  What is she doing?
[01:18:00]  What is she gonna stick that in her?
[01:18:07]  Turn subtitles on.
[01:18:11]  Okay.
[01:18:15]  Take a bandana with the American flag and be American.
[01:18:19]  Damn right Advertising, selling Americana goods.
[01:18:29]  Look at that.
[01:18:31]  Look at that.
[01:18:32]  Look, these fucking Israelis love America.
[01:18:36]  And that's why I say that Israel is our greatest ally.
[01:18:40]  You fucking white nationalists and all you fucking anti-Semitic pricks.
[01:18:44]  I don't know what your problem is.
[01:18:46]  I don't know if you had a bad bagel or what.
[01:18:48]  I don't know if you had a bad Reuben sandwich or what.
[01:18:51]  But let me tell you something.
[01:18:53]  These folks in Israel are our greatest allies.
[01:18:56]  Just take a look at it.
[01:18:57]  I just turned the cap closed captions on.
[01:19:00]  And look at how they're bowing down to us, boy.
[01:19:04]  Look at how they're bowing down!
[01:19:18]  Hello, Trapez!
[01:19:21]  I am a triangle.
[01:19:22]  Three-sided polygons.
[01:19:25]  Hello, Trangle, and hello to our viewers at home.
[01:19:41]  Wow, this is...
[01:19:47]  This is very informative about our Israeli counterparts.
[01:20:11]  All right, I think we've had about enough.
[01:20:15]  I'm going to turn this off in 30 seconds.
[01:20:18]  But they love America.
[01:20:20]  This should show all you anti-Semites in America that Israel loves us.

=== Slavery and Israel Bonds (15:17) ===

[01:20:26]  Wait a minute.
[01:20:26]  Slavery was an American inventory.
[01:20:28]  Hold on.
[01:20:28]  Wait a minute.
[01:20:29]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:20:32]  Whoa.
[01:20:34]  Put that back for a second.
[01:20:40]  So now you're a slave and I control you, slave.
[01:20:44]  But what is a slave?
[01:20:46]  Slave was an American invention, which brought a lot of nice Afro-Americans and made them into basketball players.
[01:20:54]  Wow, amazing.
[01:20:55]  Slavery is amazing.
[01:20:58]  Oh my god.
[01:21:01]  That's actually very racially type of taboo humor there.
[01:21:09]  The song of slavery.
[01:21:14]  song of slavery hey where are the subtitles All right, look, that's enough.
[01:21:29]  All right, that's enough.
[01:21:30]  Everybody cut this up.
[01:21:31]  I didn't realize that this was going to be racist against our urban brethren, okay?
[01:21:37]  I didn't realize this was going to be like some kind of racial humor against our urban brethren.
[01:21:43]  I hope that Ebenezer isn't watching this.
[01:21:46]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:21:47]  All right.
[01:21:48]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:21:50]  And even if it's Israelis that are racist, I'm not down with that shit.
[01:21:54]  All right.
[01:21:55]  I'm not down with that.
[01:21:56]  Anyway, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu requested that four hours before the show.
[01:22:03]  Jesus Christ.
[01:22:04]  Other person that requested a $20.20.
[01:22:07]  Oh, Christ.
[01:22:09]  Niggers.
[01:22:10]  I mean, was that you, N-wordled?
[01:22:13]  Was that you?
[01:22:14]  Because I'm about to play a second video that was purchased four hours before the show.
[01:22:21]  Somebody by the name of Ghosts N-word Son.
[01:22:25]  Wherever the fuck that is.
[01:22:26]  Ghosts N-word fucking son.
[01:22:29]  What?
[01:22:31]  Oh, Christ.
[01:22:32]  What is it, Vice Chairman Fried Rice?
[01:22:35]  Look at Israel endorsing interracial relationships on its TV show.
[01:22:39]  Very progressive.
[01:22:40]  Mao would be proud.
[01:22:42]  What do you mean Mao would be proud?
[01:22:43]  Mao was a nationalist communist.
[01:22:46]  What are you talking about?
[01:22:49]  Prost Ghost.
[01:22:50]  I want to correct this video.
[01:22:52]  Actually, Dutch Jews that created the slave industry between the 1500s to 1800s to import Africans into the Americas.
[01:23:00]  Actually, even more historically accurate there, Derwicking.
[01:23:04]  It was the Arabs of the Arabic countries that border or on North Africa are the ones that created slavery.
[01:23:13]  So let's be historically accurate here.
[01:23:16]  And by the way, since Obama and the EU decided to remove Muamar Gaddafi, remember Muamar Gaddafi, that little freak show leader out of Libya?
[01:23:26]  Well, since they decided to remove him for no fucking reason, Libya has opened slavery.
[01:23:34]  They are now buying and selling slaves in Libya from northern black African people.
[01:23:41]  So thanks, Obama.
[01:23:43]  All right.
[01:23:44]  Hey, Obama, thanks for making slavery great again, you stupid, dumb, fucking mulatto who don't give a shit about anybody but your fucking sick ass sociopathic self.
[01:23:56]  So anyway, let's move on here.
[01:23:57]  All right.
[01:23:58]  Ghost's N-word son requested this.
[01:24:00]  Real funny, whoever the hell fucking donated this.
[01:24:02]  I don't have a black son, all right?
[01:24:05]  Ghost's N-word son requested this and said, this is what's become of me, your N-word son.
[01:24:11]  The fuck are you talking about, my N-word son?
[01:24:15]  What the hell is this?
[01:24:16]  Oh, no.
[01:24:18]  Not this fucking guy again, man.
[01:24:20]  Look, we got introduced to this cookster the last show.
[01:24:23]  Who the fuck is this guy?
[01:24:26]  Anyway, Ghost N-Word Son requested this.
[01:24:28]  Play it.
[01:24:29]  What is this shit?
[01:24:32]  This bag of ice.
[01:24:34]  This is you haters.
[01:24:36]  It's this black guy with this bondage dog collar again.
[01:24:40]  And now he's got a hammer in his hand.
[01:24:42]  What?
[01:24:43]  What?
[01:24:44]  Got him.
[01:24:45]  Look at the racist ass kai.
[01:24:48]  What the fuck?
[01:24:49]  What the?
[01:24:49]  You're making me say fucking racist shit.
[01:24:52]  Fuck you, got him, you piece of shit.
[01:24:55]  Play this shit.
[01:24:57]  This fucking black guy with a bondage dog collar and a hammer in it.
[01:25:01]  Oh my god.
[01:25:03]  Visit my site for more information.
[01:25:05]  Hold on.
[01:25:06]  What?
[01:25:07]  Visit your site, the anti-pedo gang.
[01:25:12]  Is that a real fucking site?
[01:25:13]  Get that shit out of here.
[01:25:16]  Let's watch this idiot face, for Christ's sake.
[01:25:19]  Beating up a bag of ice like he's some kind of brother from the hood or some shit.
[01:25:24]  That's what's going to happen to you fucking haters.
[01:25:29]  Man, this is fucked up, shitty ass, fucking third grade type of editing and production here.
[01:25:38]  I knew there was some furry shit involved with this.
[01:25:42]  I knew there was some kind of furry, freaky shit involved with this.
[01:25:50]  Fucking, you know, why are black people now freaking out like this, dude?
[01:25:56]  Black people are turning into schizophrenic freak shows now.
[01:26:04]  Remember when they used to be just gang members and drug dealers and shit?
[01:26:07]  Not anymore, dude.
[01:26:09]  Not anymore.
[01:26:10]  Look at how freaked out they're getting now.
[01:26:15]  Not joking.
[01:26:17]  What are you doing?
[01:26:18]  I mean, give me a break with this shit.
[01:26:22]  Why are you here?
[01:26:24]  Because you are letting the wolf character die.
[01:26:28]  I cannot let you let the wolf die.
[01:26:31]  What the fuck is this guy on?
[01:26:35]  I said I was going to be back.
[01:26:39]  What are you doing here?
[01:26:40]  I need to get up.
[01:26:41]  And you need to stop letting us die.
[01:26:45]  I mean, who is it?
[01:26:46]  Is this?
[01:26:47]  Who is this?
[01:26:52]  You don't make videos no more.
[01:26:54]  Is this that black IP2 felony asshole?
[01:26:58]  Is that is it felony?
[01:27:00]  Felony is like Drive Foot 2.
[01:27:02]  Remember when I said that?
[01:27:03]  See, I'm going to take over.
[01:27:06]  The wolf is going to take over.
[01:27:09]  You don't want a card of the wolf.
[01:27:15]  This fucking idiot just broke his camera trying to act like some shit.
[01:27:23]  What the fuck kind of bondage fucking gimp pulp fiction fuck rape up the ass shit is this?
[01:27:34]  What the fuck is this?!
[01:27:41]  Oh, my dude.
[01:27:43]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:27:45]  How long is this?
[01:27:48]  Matter of fact, no, I didn't.
[01:27:49]  Let me grumble.
[01:27:51]  What?
[01:27:51]  What is it?
[01:27:52]  This nigga is Charles Thomas Birch.
[01:27:54]  Charles Thomas Birch.
[01:27:55]  Charles Thomas.
[01:27:57]  Okay, great.
[01:27:57]  All right, that's great.
[01:27:59]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:01]  The dog?
[01:28:02]  Let's see.
[01:28:04]  What now?
[01:28:05]  What?
[01:28:06]  I don't know if this was you or not, but I just saw a GoFundMe talking about how you got evicted from your home, and I thought I'd donate here and to that GoFundMe just in case.
[01:28:15]  Dude, shut the fuck up.
[01:28:17]  And I hope you eventually become a true capitalist.
[01:28:19]  What are you talking about?
[01:28:22]  Meg Granny, fuck you, asshole.
[01:28:24]  Look, we're watching this brother here.
[01:28:26]  All right?
[01:28:27]  We're watching this brother.
[01:28:29]  Let's see.
[01:28:29]  It's 1122.
[01:28:32]  Hey, the dog.
[01:28:34]  Dog.
[01:28:37]  Sleeper?
[01:28:40]  I'm going to leave you with the phone so you can fight the haters, okay?
[01:28:43]  What is this black teen wolf?
[01:28:47]  Teen wolf in the ghetto?
[01:28:49]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[01:28:50]  What?
[01:28:51]  I understand how a black werewolf would work.
[01:28:53]  Aren't they afraid of dogs?
[01:28:55]  I know they're afraid of swimming because of Africa and piranhas and whatnot.
[01:29:00]  What silly niggers?
[01:29:02]  Dude, let's not be racist or wicking.
[01:29:05]  Come on, dude.
[01:29:06]  I'm not condoning that for fuck's sake.
[01:29:08]  Come on.
[01:29:12]  Racism, dude.
[01:29:17]  Man, this brother's got some problems.
[01:29:20]  This brother's got some problems.
[01:29:23]  So let's take a look at some of these videos that the dog have.
[01:29:30]  Suck duck for quack.
[01:29:31]  I made a GIMP suit for a guy back in 14.
[01:29:34]  Weird dude.
[01:29:35]  You made a GIMP suit.
[01:29:37]  I don't even want to know what you're employed in there.
[01:29:39]  Suck duck for quack.
[01:29:41]  All right.
[01:29:42]  That was requested by somebody by the name of Ghost N-Word Sun.
[01:29:46]  All right.
[01:29:46]  So let's get to the next $20, $20.
[01:29:49]  And once again, this is another one that was requested like two or three hours before the fucking show even started.
[01:29:56]  Andrew Lee requested this and said, retarded Autistic Spurg thinks the WWE stole his idea because one of their gimmicks have two very generic similarities to the Spurgs videos.
[01:30:09]  All right, well, let's take a look at this.
[01:30:11]  Alright, did this crazy black brother, I think we're talking about the same guy, right?
[01:30:17]  Is it?
[01:30:19]  Yeah, it is.
[01:30:20]  That is.
[01:30:20]  All right.
[01:30:20]  Hold on.
[01:30:21]  Before I do this, let me make sure this isn't some sick video.
[01:30:26]  What, D-Ray?
[01:30:27]  Stop with these stupid ass video donations and talk about this stock market crashing.
[01:30:31]  I just talked about it.
[01:30:33]  I just fucking talked about it, you fucking dickhead.
[01:30:37]  It's not my fucking problem that you came in too late.
[01:30:41]  And what?
[01:30:42]  Ghost, are you that slow?
[01:30:43]  Don't you know that show was made by Israeli libtards lying on America and falsely claiming the U.S. created slavery?
[01:30:50]  Oh, come on.
[01:30:51]  SJW shitbags spreading propaganda.
[01:30:54]  Let me tell you something.
[01:30:55]  15 and a half inches of fucking pure imagination.
[01:30:59]  Look, even if that was the case, I do want to say this.
[01:31:03]  I still believe that Israel is our greatest ally.
[01:31:07]  And all you people that are hating on Jews are just you hate them because you ain't them.
[01:31:12]  All right.
[01:31:13]  It is what it is.
[01:31:14]  All right.
[01:31:16]  You hate them because they ain't them.
[01:31:18]  And, you know, I don't know.
[01:31:20]  Anyway, can we just shut up and continue on with the damn broadcast, please?
[01:31:25]  Anyway, Andrew Lee requested this.
[01:31:27]  Go ahead and play it.
[01:31:28]  What is this?
[01:31:29]  There's a lot of shit I need to talk about with WWE.
[01:31:32]  WWE, a lot of these motherfuckers tell us that we not putting in the hard work.
[01:31:38]  We sucked up for quacks said it was a $2,500 suit.
[01:31:41]  Everything it takes to be stars and be famous.
[01:31:44]  Man, we've been putting in work since 2011.
[01:31:49]  And every day since then, we had to deal with these asshole trolls.
[01:31:53]  Well, that's the end of the day.
[01:31:54]  Everybody can go back and look at Curse of the Dog part one and see that you stole the smashing of the bag of ice from us.
[01:32:03]  Now you got Bray Wy with the hammer in his hand smashing up the little rabbit.
[01:32:07]  Are you kidding me, brother?
[01:32:09]  But you somebody in talent relations, oh, they probably think pause this.
[01:32:16]  Let me tell you something, brother.
[01:32:17]  All right.
[01:32:18]  Those are like the fucking person that donated this $20, $20.
[01:32:22]  Very generic similarities, all right?
[01:32:25]  You want to see somebody who rips off somebody?
[01:32:28]  Why don't you take a look at Alex Jones and how he's been ripping me off for over 12 fucking years?
[01:32:37]  Play his shit.
[01:32:40]  They think that we just going to sit around and not do shit about it, man.
[01:32:47]  The hell is he doing now?
[01:32:51]  Let's take a look at some shit.
[01:32:52]  All right, we'll take a look at some shit.
[01:32:54]  What is it?
[01:32:57]  Let's take a look at some shit.
[01:32:59]  Hold on.
[01:33:00]  Hurry up and learn how to fucking.
[01:33:02]  Hold on a second.
[01:33:03]  Nah, not Bray Wyatt.
[01:33:04]  He got a hammer in his hand.
[01:33:08]  Smashing it.
[01:33:11]  Oh, my God.
[01:33:12]  I mean, was this black idiot think that the damn WWE is actually ripping him off?
[01:33:20]  Are you fucking kidding me, man?
[01:33:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:33:23]  Look at commies for Trump.
[01:33:25]  Yeah, thanks a lot.
[01:33:27]  All right.
[01:33:27]  Does this brother actually believe this shit?
[01:33:29]  Jesus Christ.
[01:33:31]  I'm telling you, man, you see, this is what's unfortunate about millennials and Gen Zers.
[01:33:36]  They can't distinguish fantasy from reality.
[01:33:39]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:33:41]  I mean, millennial police officers, I'm not even kidding.
[01:33:45]  This is a big fad amongst them, okay?
[01:33:48]  What the fuck now?
[01:33:50]  Remember, trolls.
[01:33:51]  Visit my site for more information on the autistic nigger.
[01:33:54]  All right.
[01:33:55]  I don't know why you're so obsessed with him, but great.
[01:33:57]  All right.
[01:33:57]  Great.
[01:33:58]  All right.
[01:34:00]  I even forgot what I was going to say for Christ's sake.
[01:34:02]  You see, I try to sit over here.
[01:34:05]  I want to enlighten you.
[01:34:05]  I want to inform you about shit.
[01:34:07]  But you motherfuckers.
[01:34:09]  You goddamn motherfuckers with your text and speeches, man.
[01:34:12]  You fucking just completely throw the show into something completely.
[01:34:16]  Just play this shit.
[01:34:17]  Who cares a fuck?
[01:34:18]  let's go back to 2016 oh yeah millennial cops Pause this.
[01:34:28]  Millennial cops are actually putting on Superman shirts underneath their bulletproof vests because they believe that they're Superman out there and they have the powers of Superman.
[01:34:40]  I am not fucking kidding around.
[01:34:42]  I am not joking.
[01:34:44]  Millennials and Gen Zers not being able to differentiate the fantasy from reality.
[01:34:50]  All right.
[01:34:50]  I mean, get the fuck.
[01:34:51]  Grow up.
[01:34:52]  That's why you're all fucking scared of a flu.
[01:34:55]  SurgeRadio.org.
[01:34:57]  All right.
[01:34:57]  Go ahead and DDoS that.
[01:34:59]  We got it.
[01:35:00]  Anyway, as I was stating, you people are so fucking neurotic.
[01:35:05]  You're so induced by psychotropic drugs that you think by wearing a fucking Superman shirt as a cop, it's going to turn you into Superman.
[01:35:15]  Give me a fucking break.
[01:35:17]  Fucking play.
[01:35:17]  Play the rest of this goddamn urban trash.
[01:35:26]  Same old shit.
[01:35:27]  Same old shit.
[01:35:28]  You copycat motherfuckers.
[01:35:32]  You can't even deny it.
[01:35:33]  You can't.
[01:35:33]  He actually believes it.
[01:35:35]  Matter of fact, just to show proof that we're not lying, y'all just created that.
[01:35:40]  How many days ago?
[01:35:41]  Probably a couple days ago, right?

=== Pantera Copycat Shit (15:08) ===

[01:35:44]  Now, go back to our video.
[01:35:47]  Go back.
[01:35:47]  Go back to the video.
[01:35:48]  Does this idiot actually believe this horse shot?
[01:35:51]  He's got 37 subscribers.
[01:35:54]  Look at this.
[01:35:55]  37 subscribers.
[01:35:57]  And he thinks that fucking WWE is ripping him off.
[01:36:01]  2018.
[01:36:04]  Now.
[01:36:06]  And not only that, we're going to go back.
[01:36:10]  We're going to go back and look at something else.
[01:36:12]  Not only did they steal that idea, but they stole the Wolfman mask idea.
[01:36:18]  Oh, they stole the Wolfman mask, baby.
[01:36:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:36:22]  Yeah, they motherfucker.
[01:36:23]  I'm going to call Jonathan up in this motherfucker.
[01:36:26]  Y'all see our mask, right?
[01:36:31]  Now, once again.
[01:36:34]  Once again.
[01:36:36]  And once again, here's the picture.
[01:36:40]  All right, what is it?
[01:36:41]  Once again.
[01:36:43]  Oh, my God.
[01:36:47]  I can't believe this.
[01:36:48]  You've got to be shitting me with this fucking urban piece of shit.
[01:36:53]  Oh, my God.
[01:36:53]  Oh, God.
[01:36:54]  2018.
[01:36:56]  Y'all video was made, what?
[01:36:57]  A couple days ago?
[01:37:01]  Yep.
[01:37:02]  Our video was made on Halloween.
[01:37:05]  Oh, my God.
[01:37:07]  Get this idiot off my fucking screen.
[01:37:09]  Get this fucking idiot off my fucking screen for heaven's sake.
[01:37:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:17]  Good fucking Lord, dude.
[01:37:19]  I mean, you can't make this shit up.
[01:37:22]  I mean, sometimes when you have shit like that, you're like, yeah, that's a laugh.
[01:37:27]  But you have to think that behind the video, that's somebody living.
[01:37:30]  That's somebody thinking.
[01:37:32]  That's somebody commiserating in a community somewhere.
[01:37:35]  That's somebody's neighbor.
[01:37:37]  All right.
[01:37:37]  That's somebody's uncle.
[01:37:38]  That's somebody's cousin and shit.
[01:37:41]  Anyway, let me move on.
[01:37:43]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:37:43]  All right.
[01:37:44]  Let's go to the next $20, $20 bucker because we got piled up because these fucking jerk-offs think it's funny.
[01:37:50]  Fucking trolls out here.
[01:37:52]  Corona Crazy requested this son of a bitch for a $20, $20 bucker.
[01:37:56]  Obligated.
[01:37:57]  Ah, come on.
[01:38:01]  Come on.
[01:38:03]  High-speed transgendering.
[01:38:05]  High-speed transgendering.
[01:38:08]  I don't even want to fucking know, dude.
[01:38:10]  I don't even want to fucking know.
[01:38:12]  Let's get to Corona Crazy first, who requested this one here.
[01:38:16]  Whoever the hell Corona Crazy is.
[01:38:18]  All right, what is this?
[01:38:20]  Hold on.
[01:38:21]  We got to wait.
[01:38:22]  We got to wait because we got to wait for ads.
[01:38:25]  What is this?
[01:38:25]  Blucifer, Superman shirts, pics of your bollocks, ghost.
[01:38:30]  Yeah, fuck you, Blucifer.
[01:38:32]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:38:33]  Could have never dreamed.
[01:38:34]  Hold on, what is it?
[01:38:35]  Hold on, wait, hold on.
[01:38:36]  What is this?
[01:38:37]  Who the hell donated this?
[01:38:38]  Corona Crazy.
[01:38:40]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:38:41]  What is this shit?
[01:38:43]  My life has been a true blessing.
[01:38:45]  I could have never dreamed to have lived as happily and as well as I've lived all these years.
[01:38:51]  Since I passed away tomorrow, all the folks that knew me well can say, well, boy, he sure lived like he wanted to live.
[01:38:59]  So does Only Use Me Blade say the same thing.
[01:39:02]  But go ahead, brother.
[01:39:12]  Everybody knows you gotta let them go.
[01:39:14]  WAIT THIS IS A SONG?!
[01:39:17]  Just a measure of time, playing with your mind, passing you by those years Look around, up and down, they're nowhere to be found I get it old man You know, you want your youth back, but we all get old, baby.
[01:39:37]  We all get old.
[01:39:37]  You don't need to have some shit-kicking hit song about it, boy.
[01:39:41]  You understand?
[01:39:42]  You don't need to have some shit-kicking goddamn song about it.
[01:39:44]  Hey, hold on, pause this.
[01:39:46]  Hold on, pause it on his face.
[01:39:48]  Pause it on his face when you get it, engineer.
[01:39:51]  His old face.
[01:39:55]  Pause it.
[01:39:56]  Now, I want you all to know that this person right here, this demographic is what's being taken out by the coronavirus in the United States.
[01:40:05]  Now, I'm asking all of you millennials and Gen Zers.
[01:40:09]  I mean, are y'all really this concerned about people like this?
[01:40:12]  All the years I got to take a shit and get drunk and fucked who I wanted to fuck without a condom.
[01:40:21]  I remember the years.
[01:40:23]  I remember the years when I sniffed cocaine out an asshole.
[01:40:27]  I remember the years.
[01:40:29]  I remember the, I mean, give me a break.
[01:40:33]  All right, I'm just saying, man.
[01:40:35]  I mean, if everybody out there is so fucking scared, the coronavirus is taking out people over 60 and pause holes.
[01:40:45]  All right.
[01:40:46]  who's looking man this is a scuffed-ass Johnny Cash If I've ever heard one now, Chandler with a diamond years, the song about Ghost Life Story.
[01:41:16]  Nah, this ain't about my life story, boy.
[01:41:21]  They're going to make a movie about Ghosts' Life, boy.
[01:41:24]  I hear and goddamn T it, baby.
[01:41:26]  We raised a family.
[01:41:29]  When we're gone, they live on to see what we won't see.
[01:41:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:41:38]  Get over it, old man.
[01:41:39]  All right, you lived your life.
[01:41:41]  Give me a break.
[01:41:46]  Greg, you have children.
[01:41:49]  So do fucking idiot poor people.
[01:41:54]  So do minorities.
[01:41:56]  Blair Bloomserver says he looks like a scuffed Jeff Bridges.
[01:42:07]  And I'm glad this is almost over.
[01:42:09]  This is stupid.
[01:42:13]  This is so stupid.
[01:42:17]  Now he's walking through a wheat field.
[01:42:19]  How cliche.
[01:42:20]  and he's walking through a fucking weed field.
[01:42:30]  All right, look, let the young be young, all right?
[01:42:32]  You already had your time, boy.
[01:42:37]  You already had your time.
[01:42:39]  Jesus Christ, old people, dude.
[01:42:41]  I'm telling you, man.
[01:42:42]  Let the young be young.
[01:42:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:42:45]  This guy looks like he's about 75.
[01:42:47]  And he's probably about 60 years worth of booze and smoke in this motherfucker.
[01:42:51]  Out of the years.
[01:42:53]  I remember when I was young and I used to get boners like a teenager.
[01:42:59]  But now I'm impotent and I can't even take Viagra because I got heart condition and it made me motherfucking die.
[01:43:07]  So I got a Peter that can't puffer.
[01:43:12]  All right.
[01:43:12]  Sorry, folks.
[01:43:13]  I just hate fucking depressing shit like that.
[01:43:15]  It's, you know, it's a Thursday, baby.
[01:43:17]  I mean, from what I understand, isn't it spring break or some shit?
[01:43:22]  Isn't it spring break or some shit?
[01:43:24]  I don't fucking know.
[01:43:25]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next $20.20 bucker.
[01:43:29]  This is by Billy V Official.
[01:43:31]  And Billy V official said the following, fry that fucking metal, bitch.
[01:43:35]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[01:43:37]  Billy V official, but let's see what the hell he did here for a $20.20 bucker.
[01:43:42]  The hell is this?
[01:43:44]  Oh, man.
[01:43:46]  Oh, man.
[01:43:48]  Fucking Billy V official knows what I'm talking about, baby.
[01:43:52]  Oh, man.
[01:43:53]  How about, and I know that you assholes in the chat room ain't going to like this one, but you know what?
[01:43:58]  I don't care.
[01:43:59]  You all are a bunch of fucking used urinal cake curators.
[01:44:04]  So, thank you, Billy V official.
[01:44:07]  Let's watch Pantera live.
[01:44:10]  Yeah.
[01:44:13]  1990, baby.
[01:44:16]  Fucking Pantera.
[01:44:20]  We're going to give you a little background movie.
[01:44:22]  Let's fucking talk.
[01:44:23]  Fuck yeah!
[01:44:30]  Fuck yeah!
[01:44:32]  Cowboys from hell, Alba, baby.
[01:44:35]  Cowboys from hell.
[01:44:41]  Billy V official, cheers to you, man.
[01:44:49]  And all of you people in the chat room posting that Pantera Sucks sticker, you take it in the ass.
[01:44:59]  You take it up the fucking ass!
[01:45:03]  What are you talking about?
[01:45:05]  This is Pantera!
[01:45:07]  This is Pan Fucking Terra!
[01:45:10]  Metal!
[01:45:11]  fucking metal But of course in this way hold on What?
[01:45:21]  No!
[01:45:23]  No!
[01:45:26]  Nerf this.
[01:45:28]  Oh, geez.
[01:45:28]  Look, dude, please stop donating $20.20, alright?
[01:45:33]  You motherfuckers are starting to pile them up, and I don't really appreciate that shit, man.
[01:45:38]  So cut your shit.
[01:45:40]  I'm watching Pantera for Christ's sake!
[01:45:42]  And they miscapted content, you swallow.
[01:45:46]  Fucking broad trying to say metal sucks.
[01:45:49]  You swallow, bitch.
[01:45:51]  Play the rest of Pantera.
[01:45:53]  Fucking people are going to sit here and talk shit to me about Pantera in my fucking chat room.
[01:45:59]  fuck that shit it's fucking metal man this This is music with a pair of cock and balls.
[01:46:14]  Not a big fucking loose cunt like fucking Billy Elish or whatever that stupid dirty bitch's name is.
[01:46:21]  She's a dirty cunt.
[01:46:29]  Billie Eilish is a dirty bitch.
[01:46:36]  Fucking Pantera, man.
[01:46:38]  Let the metal flow freely.
[01:46:42]  Fuck yeah!
[01:46:49]  Somebody in the chat room making fun of Pantera?
[01:46:52]  You taking up the fucking ass!
[01:46:54]  take it up the ass god damn right there's dime bag daryl r.i.p dime bag daryl r.i.p finney paul baby
[01:47:22]  Why is Phil Inselmo playing with his dick?
[01:47:29]  Why is Phil Anselmo playing with his dick?
[01:47:32]  Get up, this ain't gay music!
[01:47:49]  I don't know what the fuck you...
[01:47:51]  Phil and Selmo is on something or some shit.
[01:47:55]  Alright?
[01:47:56]  He's playing with this dick.
[01:47:58]  I don't know why.
[01:48:07]  Fucking Dimebag Daryl, man!
[01:48:10]  How you like that shit!
[01:48:12]  You fucking baggetts!
[01:48:14]  Fucking Dimebag Daryl!
[01:48:16]  Fucking music with a pair of cockin' balls!
[01:48:23]  Man, look at these people in the chat.
[01:48:25]  Fuck you in the chat!
[01:48:26]  Fuck the chat!
[01:48:27]  How about that shit?
[01:48:29]  Fuck the chat!
[01:48:31]  Fuck the chat!
[01:48:32]  Sucked up for quack!
[01:48:34]  Headbanging to these jams!
[01:48:36]  Cheers to suck duck for quack, dude.
[01:48:46]  I mean, what are y'all talking about at Pantera?
[01:48:55]  Fuck yeah.
[01:48:57]  Pan Terra live, baby.
[01:48:59]  The art of shredding.
[01:49:01]  Don't you ever fucking forget it, baby.
[01:49:05]  Pan fucking tarot.
[01:49:06]  Yeah, all you people in the chat room, go suck an egg.
[01:49:09]  Talking shit about Pantera.
[01:49:11]  Go fuck yourselves, alright?
[01:49:13]  Fuck the chat.
[01:49:15]  Anyway, let's get to the next $20.20 bucker since you fucking people are talking shit.
[01:49:20]  Alright, the next $20.20 bucker was requested by Elnick Edwards MMOs, alright?
[01:49:26]  What?
[01:49:27]  Ghost nipple clamp.
[01:49:28]  What?
[01:49:29]  I gotta say, the more you talk, the more you sound like Chris Farley's bloated corpse.
[01:49:34]  Capitalism is dead.
[01:49:35]  Yeah, fuck off.
[01:49:37]  Fuck you, alright?
[01:49:39]  Fucking stupid Bernie bro, for Christ's sake.
[01:49:42]  Don't you understand?
[01:49:43]  Bernie ain't gonna be the nominee for the Democrats, you dumbass.
[01:49:47]  It's gonna be Joe Biden, the fucking old man who doesn't know whether he's coming or going, for Christ's sake.
[01:49:54]  The old man that likes sniffing little girls' hair.
[01:49:57]  The old man that likes to grope fucking daughters of his Senate colleagues in front of C-SPAN, you piece of shit.
[01:50:06]  So you just sit there and eat it, all right?
[01:50:09]  Fucking dumbasses.
[01:50:10]  Anyway, let's get to El Nick Edwards MMOs.
[01:50:13]  And he said, some interesting music here.
[01:50:15]  So let's see what kind of interesting music El Nick Edwards MMOs is talking about out here.
[01:50:21]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[01:50:22]  Hold on.
[01:50:23]  Wait a minute.
[01:50:24]  Wait a minute.
[01:50:25]  Let me vet this one right here.
[01:50:27]  I don't want to see a snake in an ass.
[01:50:29]  I don't want to see a prolapse danus taking a crap.
[01:50:33]  All right.
[01:50:33]  I don't want to see two black dudes sucking each other off.
[01:50:37]  I don't want to see any of that shit.
[01:50:39]  All right, good.
[01:50:39]  All right, good.
[01:50:41]  Here it is.
[01:50:41]  El Nick Edwards MMOs.
[01:50:43]  And he said, this is supposedly some interesting music here.
[01:50:46]  So let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[01:50:48]  El Nick Edwards MMOs.
[01:50:52]  Let's see.

=== Spencer Synth Music Request (11:09) ===

[01:50:53]  Do you agree?
[01:50:54]  Is this interesting music?
[01:50:57]  I don't know.
[01:50:57]  Let's give it a whirl here, huh?
[01:51:05]  What is this?
[01:51:06]  Some kind of video game theme?
[01:51:09]  a video game soundtrack All right.
[01:51:26]  Let me give it a little fucking 45 seconds.
[01:51:30]  Hold on.
[01:51:30]  Whoa!
[01:51:31]  Stop those some 60s cheers.
[01:51:33]  Hold on, wait.
[01:51:34]  Train lover 567 with a $25 bill.
[01:51:38]  Once again, trying to donate some good music, man.
[01:51:41]  Cheers to Train Lover 567.
[01:51:43]  All right, let's get back to El Nick Edwards MMOs $20 bill here.
[01:51:49]  All right, I hear the synth.
[01:51:51]  I hear that synth, I hear that synth.
[01:52:02]  What's going on to Brooke412 with a diamond?
[01:52:05]  Please wish my mom a happy birthday.
[01:52:07]  Cheers, GX.
[01:52:15]  I'm telling you, because of you guys, I'm getting very big into synths.
[01:52:25]  Some of that synth music, boy.
[01:52:31]  Hey, why is he doing that?
[01:52:33]  Like, he just cut one.
[01:52:38]  Why was he like shooing away a smell from his nose like he just farted?
[01:52:42]  Nothing like some good synth music, eh?
[01:53:09]  What does everybody think, dad electronic muga?
[01:53:11]  Fuck off.
[01:53:14]  Hold on, what?
[01:53:15]  I decided to vote for Trump in November since Democratic voters are stupid enough to believe Biden can beat the Orange- I told you, Kumi!
[01:53:22]  I- I can't wait to play my part in keeping Republicans in the White House until the Democrats get a clue.
[01:53:27]  Hey, Kumi, I told you this was going to happen.
[01:53:30]  Didn't I not tell you?
[01:53:31]  I told you months ago that even if Bernie Sanders got enough delegates at the Democrat convention, they're not going to make him the nominee.
[01:53:40]  You know it and I know it, all right?
[01:53:42]  I don't know when you Bernie Bros are going to get off this, all right?
[01:53:45]  What is this, Gurak?
[01:53:46]  You know something you can't get big into?
[01:53:50]  Your wife.
[01:53:51]  Fuck you.
[01:53:52]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:53:53]  Play the rest of this shit.
[01:54:02]  Hell, Nick Edwards really likes this, dude.
[01:54:04]  He's the one who requested it.
[01:54:05]  Pretty good synth, dude.
[01:54:12]  Japanese mutants donated a diamond.
[01:54:15]  Is Stash App good to buy fractional shares?
[01:54:19]  Never heard of a Stash app, by the way, dude.
[01:54:21]  heard of it.
[01:54:31]  Most of the people in the chat room like this fucking song.
[01:54:35]  I like it too, dude.
[01:54:37]  I'm going to put a thumbs up on this one.
[01:54:38]  Look at that.
[01:54:39]  Thumbs up.
[01:54:41]  Like it a lot.
[01:54:42]  I love synth.
[01:54:43]  I love synth music, dude.
[01:54:44]  I love synth music.
[01:54:45]  You want to know why?
[01:54:46]  It's because of you guys.
[01:54:48]  You guys always request all kinds of different synths.
[01:54:52]  And I'm getting.
[01:54:52]  Ah, Christ.
[01:54:53]  There's Noble Savage.
[01:54:55]  What's going on in Noble Savage?
[01:54:57]  This song may be crass, but please have a laugh.
[01:55:00]  All right, I definitely will, dude.
[01:55:02]  We got a whole bunch of them fucking lined up, dude.
[01:55:05]  So everybody just calm down.
[01:55:07]  We're going to be taking a lot of these $20, $20 that have been requested.
[01:55:11]  So let's go ahead and take the next one.
[01:55:13]  Who's next?
[01:55:13]  Oh, great.
[01:55:15]  ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[01:55:17]  All right.
[01:55:18]  ST Mike the Meme Genie requested this one.
[01:55:21]  And did you say?
[01:55:22]  Yeah, he said something.
[01:55:23]  Of course he does.
[01:55:24]  Another great cover by Ard Hammond.
[01:55:27]  This better not be what the fuck I think.
[01:55:30]  Oh, Christ.
[01:55:32]  No, man.
[01:55:36]  You've got to be shitting me, man.
[01:55:37]  Fucking Ard Hammond again.
[01:55:40]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:55:41]  What other song is Ard Hammond gonna butcher up?
[01:55:46]  Anyway, ST Mike the Meme Genie requested this, and viewer discretion is advised for Christ's sake.
[01:55:52]  All right, play this.
[01:55:54]  Beneath the shoes of trolls, the feelings never leave.
[01:56:01]  The fuck Dessey left I see what the fuck?
[01:56:10]  But I would still ban him.
[01:56:16]  What has he become?
[01:56:20]  Oh my god.
[01:56:23]  Captain De Hesse.
[01:56:27]  This is fucked up.
[01:56:28]  Every time he cries, I am there.
[01:56:34]  Typing cap.
[01:56:37]  Yes, it's ghost, I'll tell you more, but I'm getting so sick of the bullshit right now.
[01:56:41]  Well, what the fuck?
[01:56:44]  What the fuck?
[01:56:45]  You goddamn!
[01:56:48]  Just play the rest of this shit!
[01:56:51]  Fucking assholes!
[01:56:55]  You fucking assholes!
[01:57:01]  Take this shit.
[01:57:02]  Yeah, fuck it.
[01:57:03]  It better be over for fuck's sake.
[01:57:05]  All right?
[01:57:06]  Fuck you.
[01:57:07]  Look at all these fuckers laughing.
[01:57:09]  Look, we made up luck, huh?
[01:57:11]  Fuck you, man.
[01:57:13]  For fuck's sake.
[01:57:14]  God damn it.
[01:57:16]  All right, look, everybody right now, just stop donating to me, man.
[01:57:19]  All right.
[01:57:20]  Y'all think it's real funny, huh?
[01:57:21]  Y'all think this is fucking funny?
[01:57:22]  It ain't gonna be fucking funny when I end this fucking show, early.
[01:57:28]  It ain't gonna be funny then, isn't it, huh?
[01:57:30]  You're just going to be sitting there fucking counting the bacon bits out your shit funnel is what you're going to be doing.
[01:57:36]  So I would strongly advise each and every one of you to shut the fuck up.
[01:57:41]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:57:44]  Fucking assholes.
[01:57:45]  Fucking assholes, man.
[01:57:47]  Fucking assholes.
[01:57:50]  All right.
[01:57:51]  Who the hell else do we have here for Christ's sake?
[01:57:53]  All right.
[01:57:53]  Who is this?
[01:57:54]  Oh, man.
[01:57:56]  We've got Gino X 1984 record.
[01:58:00]  Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
[01:58:03]  Geno X 1984.
[01:58:05]  Are you shitting me?
[01:58:06]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:58:07]  You gave me a link to one of my fucking relays.
[01:58:11]  Fucking assholes.
[01:58:12]  One of my fucking relays.
[01:58:15]  Oh, God.
[01:58:16]  All right.
[01:58:16]  Who the hell else do we have here for Christ's sake?
[01:58:19]  And you want to know why they like this?
[01:58:21]  Gino Xenovovy.
[01:58:22]  They liked it because of the air TV.
[01:58:25]  You gave me a link to one of my fucking relays.
[01:58:28]  Erco!
[01:58:29]  One of my fucking relays.
[01:58:31]  Jesus.
[01:58:32]  Oh, look.
[01:58:33]  End it, bitch.
[01:58:35]  End it, bitch.
[01:58:37]  And you want to know why they like this?
[01:58:39]  I'm not.
[01:58:41]  You're bitch.
[01:58:43]  You gave me a link to one of my bitches.
[01:58:45]  I'm not.
[01:58:46]  You're bitch.
[01:58:50]  And what is this?
[01:58:50]  Ended.
[01:58:51]  Oh, God damn it, man.
[01:58:54]  Fuck you, Cant Abuser, you beat it, cheese faggot.
[01:58:58]  God damn it, you're a piece of trash.
[01:59:01]  You're a fucking piece of trash.
[01:59:05]  You're a fucking piece of trash.
[01:59:07]  And what is this?
[01:59:08]  Ended.
[01:59:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:59:11]  Fuck you, Kerr.
[01:59:12]  Oh, look at Eldrick Edwards.
[01:59:15]  Need a Spencer here.
[01:59:16]  Dana Spencer here.
[01:59:17]  Need a Spencer here.
[01:59:19]  Neither Spencer here.
[01:59:21]  Neither Spencer here.
[01:59:22]  Need a Spencer here.
[01:59:24]  Need a Spencer here.
[01:59:26]  What is this?
[01:59:26]  Ended.
[01:59:27]  Jesus Christ.
[01:59:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:59:29]  I mean, for Christ's sake, Neonis Menzer here.
[01:59:32]  Need the Spencer here.
[01:59:34]  Denidas Spencer here.
[01:59:35]  Need a Ercho.
[01:59:45]  Jesus Christ.
[01:59:46]  Erchie, for Christ's sake.
[01:59:49]  Dumbass.
[01:59:54]  All right, you know what?
[01:59:55]  Fuck you.
[01:59:56]  Fuck you, you beat it.
[01:59:58]  Cheese of the ass heavens.
[02:00:00]  New York PTE piece of shit.
[02:00:04]  Get him out of here.
[02:00:05]  Get this stupid fucking garbage out of here.
[02:00:09]  Get out of here.
[02:00:10]  Get the fuck out.
[02:00:14]  Fucking assholes trying to relay my fucking show and are trying to make me look like a piece of shit.
[02:00:20]  They're trying to make me look like some kind of a piece of shit.
[02:00:25]  Well, fuck you.
[02:00:28]  Fucking assholes, man.
[02:00:30]  Fuck you, man.
[02:00:31]  And I know that ain't the...
[02:00:33]  That better not be the real Geno X 1987.
[02:00:36]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[02:00:41]  For fuck's sake, man.
[02:00:42]  For fuck's sake.
[02:00:44]  Who else do we have?
[02:00:45]  Oh, look, some idiot by the name of Ghost Severed Left Nut.
[02:00:49]  Oh, that's fresh.
[02:00:51]  That's fucking fresh.
[02:00:52]  And Besmirch the Merch just dropped the diamond.
[02:00:54]  You're making yourself look like a piece of shit.
[02:00:56]  Fuck you, idiot.
[02:00:58]  All right.
[02:00:58]  It's you, fucking trolls that are making me look like shit.
[02:01:03]  I mean, don't you understand?
[02:01:05]  I used to be somebody before you trolls came and never left like a bad case of fucking herpes.
[02:01:13]  You never really go away.
[02:01:18]  I used to be listened to by tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
[02:01:26]  They used to listen to me for my political and social commentary.
[02:01:32]  They used to listen to me for my financial insight and then you trolls came along, you fuckers.
[02:01:43]  All right, I'm sorry.
[02:01:45]  I'm sorry.
[02:01:46]  I'm sorry.
[02:01:46]  You'll have to hear that shit.
[02:01:48]  But by God, these fucking trolls are pieces of trash, man.
[02:01:51]  I'm not even fucking joking around.
[02:01:54]  I'm not even fucking joking around, man.
[02:01:58]  Let's move on for Christ's sake before you really start pissing me off.

=== Trans Man Disrespect (10:01) ===

[02:02:02]  All right.
[02:02:03]  Anyway, ghost severed left nut requested this stupid shit.
[02:02:07]  And he said, Ghost, I saw you got arrested this week for DWI and going on a mass groping spree just outside the Alamo.
[02:02:16]  Heard the wife had to call you in.
[02:02:19]  That's what's happening when you're severed your left nut.
[02:02:23]  All right, but nice mug shad.
[02:02:24]  Yeah, fuck you, ghost severed left nut.
[02:02:27]  Fuck you, all right?
[02:02:29]  Hold on.
[02:02:30]  What the fuck?
[02:02:30]  What is this?
[02:02:32]  What the fuck is put the PC shot on?
[02:02:35]  What the fuck did you just donate?
[02:02:38]  Ghost severed left nut.
[02:02:40]  What is this shit?
[02:02:41]  I've been in the studio this morning.
[02:02:43]  One of the gay rights activists, Mr. Should I call you Mr. Pepe Julian Onzima?
[02:02:50]  Thank you for coming in.
[02:02:51]  Thank you for morning.
[02:02:53]  Why are you gay?
[02:02:57]  You are gay.
[02:02:58]  You are a transgender.
[02:03:00]  My word shows that I'm gay.
[02:03:01]  You are a transgender.
[02:03:02]  And you're a gay rights activist and an outspoken lesbian?
[02:03:09]  Homosexual?
[02:03:10]  Wait, this is a trans man?
[02:03:14]  Is this a trans man we're looking at?
[02:03:17]  Why should someone be gay?
[02:03:19]  You're having a girlfriend.
[02:03:21]  Yes.
[02:03:21]  Do you perform the natural obligations?
[02:03:27]  I'm not sexually active right now.
[02:03:29]  You're not sexually active.
[02:03:32]  What the fuck?
[02:03:32]  What?
[02:03:33]  Do you got the AIDS?
[02:03:34]  I've just noticed.
[02:03:42]  What do you mean, doesn't that make me gay?
[02:03:45]  I am male and attracted to a female.
[02:03:49]  So who is gay?
[02:04:00]  I told you I'm a human rights defender.
[02:04:04]  And is that Duvadud?
[02:04:08]  This fucking trans man in the suit looks just like Duvadude.
[02:04:12]  I'm not even shitting around.
[02:04:14]  No, he cannot just storm in.
[02:04:15]  So if he storms in, I storm out.
[02:04:18]  Thanks for your time.
[02:04:19]  I cannot go on with this debate.
[02:04:20]  Before you go, do you recognize these things?
[02:04:23]  Pepe, I'm sorry, can you give me a minute?
[02:04:26]  Do you recognize this?
[02:04:27]  Oh my god.
[02:04:33]  You see, Pastor, aren't you being too harsh?
[02:04:36]  Why for once?
[02:04:38]  Can't you relax?
[02:04:41]  about the pain they go through as a society ostracizes cancer can go body and watch out to see I have the equipment to be a man so what do they do to be able to try and penetrate the other person they use carrots because it's a carrot but you know They use a carrot.
[02:05:00]  No, no, no.
[02:05:05]  When you use something like this and you put it inside you, you rip your urinary tract areas.
[02:05:13]  When they put it inside, they're behind.
[02:05:20]  But this is a disorder, right?
[02:05:22]  If it's a disorder, yes.
[02:05:23]  Do you feel you're handling it the right way?
[02:05:25]  Yeah, I'm glad she's talking about for everyone.
[02:05:28]  No, it's a she.
[02:05:30]  You see, it's do the dude.
[02:05:33]  Don't abuse someone's me.
[02:05:35]  I know her.
[02:05:36]  Gentleman is she's a female.
[02:05:39]  There are no two.
[02:05:40]  It is either male or female homosexuality in this country.
[02:05:43]  I told you it's not he starts eating the produce.
[02:05:50]  You ask so dome.
[02:05:51]  She says human rights.
[02:05:52]  We say so dome.
[02:05:53]  She said good.
[02:05:54]  We ask she says sexual minorities.
[02:05:57]  Confusion of the highest order.
[02:06:01]  That these people can't go on for as long as they do not recruit or promote.
[02:06:06]  What do you make of the president?
[02:06:07]  You see, the president is being pressurized.
[02:06:09]  Me for three years, they have opened court cases against me.
[02:06:13]  They have spoken evil against me.
[02:06:15]  They have called me not as a court case against me.
[02:06:17]  They threaten death.
[02:06:19]  I don't receive death threats.
[02:06:20]  Americans want to bomb me.
[02:06:23]  This is a man's genital.
[02:06:24]  And you insert them into the intestine.
[02:06:28]  Okay, they put an excretory system.
[02:06:31]  This excretory system is not designed to receive.
[02:06:35]  It is only for X. Look at the reporter.
[02:06:40]  Look at the reporter.
[02:06:44]  That is for men.
[02:06:46]  What they do is they begin their sexual acts because she does not have the equipment.
[02:06:51]  They begin to use their lips.
[02:06:53]  So the mouth is used to lick the other person.
[02:06:55]  That's number one.
[02:06:57]  It created orogonoria.
[02:06:59]  Many lesbians have orogonoria.
[02:07:00]  Orogonoria.
[02:07:03]  They don't have the equipment.
[02:07:05]  They begin to use gadgets like bananas.
[02:07:07]  They use carrots.
[02:07:09]  They use bananas.
[02:07:10]  They use cucumbers.
[02:07:12]  And other metalized ones.
[02:07:13]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:15]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:17]  Because they are not normal.
[02:07:20]  Hold on, pause this, dude.
[02:07:21]  Pause it.
[02:07:22]  A new host here is the main theme to Hunt Showdown.
[02:07:25]  An Old West game you probably should check out as well as other people.
[02:07:29]  Cheers.
[02:07:30]  All right, all right.
[02:07:30]  Thank you, Fat Man 1945.
[02:07:33]  We're sitting here watching.
[02:07:36]  This is probably the most.
[02:07:37]  I've never seen this.
[02:07:38]  This has got fucking almost 6 million views.
[02:07:41]  I've never seen this.
[02:07:43]  Go ahead and play it again.
[02:07:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:07:44]  Or play the rest.
[02:07:46]  There's a trans man here, folks.
[02:07:48]  Which supports me?
[02:07:53]  Are they supporting a disorder?
[02:07:54]  What is the tribe?
[02:07:56]  I refuse to tell you.
[02:07:58]  Pasta.
[02:08:04]  I am anti-Sodome.
[02:08:05]  Gay is being happy.
[02:08:08]  Me, I am gay.
[02:08:09]  I'm happy.
[02:08:10]  But this is the confusion.
[02:08:11]  They say, to be a sodomite is to be happy.
[02:08:14]  No.
[02:08:15]  Miami anti-sodomy.
[02:08:17]  Then one is a bi Siyaga.
[02:08:18]  Sidwani Sabantuba Sanyo.
[02:08:19]  And I'm anti-sexual violence.
[02:08:23]  Which is there when it comes to violence.
[02:08:27]  Sexual violence.
[02:08:30]  What do you mean?
[02:08:30]  Heterosexual violence.
[02:08:32]  What do you mean?
[02:08:33]  Fighting.
[02:08:36]  What do you mean?
[02:08:36]  Fighting for their rights.
[02:08:38]  Yeah, for their rights.
[02:08:40]  I am a human rights defender.
[02:08:42]  What do you mean?
[02:08:43]  Sodome defender.
[02:08:46]  I am not limiting activists.
[02:08:53]  Bisexuals.
[02:08:54]  Bisexuals.
[02:08:56]  And intersexuals.
[02:08:58]  And intersexuals.
[02:09:01]  Oh, my God.
[02:09:03]  Look, even though they're having this debate over there in Africa.
[02:09:11]  Believe it or not, they are having this particular debate here in the United States.
[02:09:18]  Now, I don't know if y'all are familiar with RuPaul drag race, okay?
[02:09:23]  Are y'all familiar?
[02:09:25]  Well, they have this contestant.
[02:09:27]  Once again, I don't like drag queens.
[02:09:30]  I think drag queens are a disrespect to the LGBTQ.
[02:09:34]  They're especially a disrespect to transgenders.
[02:09:37]  But for whatever reason, the LGBTQ are embracing drag queens, which are ugly, disgusting, pos-hole men that dress and act like men during the week.
[02:09:48]  And then the weekend comes along.
[02:09:50]  They get to play dress up and lip sync at fucking gay clubs.
[02:09:55]  And somehow this has become synonymous with gay culture.
[02:09:58]  I think it's the most stupidest shit of all time.
[02:10:00]  But hey, you know, I'm not gay, so I don't really give a shit, all right?
[02:10:04]  But anyway, there was a contestant on RuPaul's drag race calling itself Sherry Pai.
[02:10:13]  Okay?
[02:10:14]  Now, I don't know if y'all are familiar with this, but Sherry Pai made it to the finals of the RuPaul drag race this season.
[02:10:23]  And she has been, or it, or whatever you want to call this fucking thing, Sherry Pai has been eliminated before even competing in the RuPaul drag race.
[02:10:33]  You want to know why?
[02:10:35]  Allegedly, Sherry Pai used the fame that this drag queen got on RuPaul's drag race and decided to take advantage and catfish straight males of Capitalist Chris.
[02:10:51]  Play this show.
[02:10:52]  Hey, I definitely will.
[02:10:53]  Anyway, Sherry Pai.
[02:10:54]  Thank you, Capitalist Chris, dude.
[02:10:56]  Sherry Pai.
[02:10:58]  And by the way, Brooke 412, I don't support drag queens.
[02:11:02]  Insult to my community.
[02:11:03]  No kidding.
[02:11:03]  Cheers to Brooke 412.
[02:11:05]  Sherry Pai catfished straight males claiming that Sherry Pai was directing a movie out of Hollywood.
[02:11:14]  And allegedly, apparently, she had these dudes whack off on Cam for Her or it or whatever you want to call this fucking drag queen.
[02:11:23]  You know, whack off on Cam for It.
[02:11:26]  You know, I guess one of the guys had to suck off this show.
[02:11:29]  I don't know.
[02:11:30]  I don't know what happened.
[02:11:32]  But apparently, this Sherry Pai catfished all these guys into believing that they were going to fucking play some big part in a movie so long as they did a fucking Harvey Weinstein to it, Sherry Pai.
[02:11:46]  I am not even kidding.
[02:11:47]  And now, all of a sudden, RuPaul Drag Show has morals and decided to disqualify Sherry Pai because, oh my God, you can't be catfishing.
[02:11:59]  You can go pause holing, but you can't go catfishing.

=== Western Civilization Freak Show (09:19) ===

[02:12:03]  So, yeah, that's the kind of problems that we have in Western civilization.
[02:12:07]  And I don't blame Africa.
[02:12:10]  Got it away.
[02:12:11]  Let it away.
[02:12:12]  Trying to keep this problem out of their country, believe me.
[02:12:15]  All right.
[02:12:17]  And what is this?
[02:12:17]  Blucifer ghost, excuse me, Brooke 412, a taco tickler who knew, dude, shut up.
[02:12:24]  All right, Blucifer.
[02:12:25]  Fucking piece of trash.
[02:12:27]  All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 up in here.
[02:12:32]  This next one was requested by Horatio Nelson.
[02:12:35]  Oh, wait, Sharon Michaels.
[02:12:37]  Hello, Ghosty.
[02:12:38]  Just letting you know that I started a GoFundMe for your recent divorce and eviction.
[02:12:42]  Oh, jeez.
[02:12:43]  All the donations will be sent to me.
[02:12:45]  And if we gain enough money, $10,000, I'll send you 5% to 15% of the time.
[02:12:50]  All right, whatever.
[02:12:51]  All right.
[02:12:52]  Good luck.
[02:12:52]  Yeah, go shove it up your goddamn cheese hole.
[02:12:55]  All right.
[02:12:56]  Rocksmith dude in the house.
[02:13:00]  Song is blue on black.
[02:13:02]  Enjoy.
[02:13:02]  Hey, cheers to the rocksmith, dude.
[02:13:04]  All right.
[02:13:05]  Cheers to the rocksmith, dude.
[02:13:06]  All right, let's get to the next $20, $20.
[02:13:08]  This is requested by Horatio Nelson.
[02:13:11]  Horatio Nelson said, fuck me.
[02:13:14]  Kansas City has finally declared a state of emergency, and the roads and stores here are hell.
[02:13:20]  I saw firsthand while getting some papers, absolutely no Lysol, no toilet paper.
[02:13:26]  I stocked a month ago on food, ready to boogaloo.
[02:13:30]  Dude, it's mass hysteria of neurotic, psychotropic, drug-induced, hypochondriac pussies that comprise most of the fucking American population.
[02:13:42]  As a matter of fact, most of the Western civilization at that.
[02:13:46]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[02:13:47]  Horatio Nelson, he said, start this at 56 minutes.
[02:13:52]  All right, let's see what Horatio Nelson has requested for us here.
[02:13:56]  And we're going to start this at 56 minutes, just like he.
[02:14:00]  Oh, geez.
[02:14:00]  What is this?
[02:14:03]  Oh, God.
[02:14:04]  All right.
[02:14:05]  Everybody, viewer discretion is advised.
[02:14:08]  You couldn't make this.
[02:14:09]  I was just talking about drag queens and shit.
[02:14:12]  And what did Horatio Nelson just happen to donate?
[02:14:15]  Take a look at this freak.
[02:14:17]  Take a look at that freak.
[02:14:18]  Repeatedly.
[02:14:19]  Keep forcing the dildo in and out of your anus until you're able to get it.
[02:14:23]  Look at this shit.
[02:14:24]  Very sore indeed.
[02:14:25]  Almost to the point where blood is starting to sneak.
[02:14:28]  Oh, God.
[02:14:29]  Only when the anal muscles experience severe abrasion will the positive effects of using your dildo be achieved.
[02:14:37]  What the fuck?
[02:14:39]  Horatio Nelson, what the fuck?
[02:14:41]  It caused the anal lining to become thicker and more able to cope with being penetrated in the future.
[02:14:47]  Oh my God.
[02:14:48]  Once your ass has become very sore after extensive use of the dildo, you should let your anus recover for the rest of the day, thereby giving time for the abrasions to heal so that the next day you can resume using the dildo again.
[02:15:02]  Hold on, pause this shit.
[02:15:04]  You see, this is LGBTQ right here, and we're just supposed to accept this.
[02:15:09]  Huh?
[02:15:10]  We're just supposed to accept this for Christ's sake.
[02:15:12]  And look, I know I'm losing listeners while listening to this fucking freak show, but somebody donated $20.20, obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
[02:15:23]  So now we're here, okay?
[02:15:25]  Now we're fucking here.
[02:15:27]  Jesus Christ.
[02:15:32]  What the fuck?
[02:15:33]  And besmirch the merch with a... Objects that I've shoved up my arm.
[02:15:36]  Oh, no.
[02:15:37]  Oh, God.
[02:15:39]  And look at Besmirch the Merch is saying, seriously, time to up the videos to $30.30.
[02:15:45]  Dude, if I did that, you know how they already call me a Jew in here in my own fucking chat room right now.
[02:15:53]  Just imagine if I raise the price again.
[02:15:56]  Jesus Christ.
[02:15:58]  Oh my God, dude.
[02:15:59]  Vibrators.
[02:16:01]  Oh, God, this is fucking...
[02:16:02]  What the fuck?
[02:16:06]  Pens.
[02:16:07]  What the fuck?
[02:16:09]  Pencils.
[02:16:11]  Oh, God, dude.
[02:16:13]  Coin.
[02:16:14]  You fucking people are homos, man.
[02:16:17]  Pebbles.
[02:16:20]  Broomstick handle.
[02:16:21]  I mean, what the fuck?
[02:16:23]  Fishing rod handle.
[02:16:27]  Umbrella handle.
[02:16:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:16:30]  Toothbrush handle.
[02:16:32]  Welcome to Western civilization.
[02:16:34]  Broomstick handle.
[02:16:36]  Welcome to Western civilization.
[02:16:41]  Small glass jar.
[02:16:43]  Besmirch the merch.
[02:16:44]  Econ 101.
[02:16:45]  Demand, price, make it happen.
[02:16:48]  Screwdriver handle.
[02:16:50]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:16:51]  Stiff cocks.
[02:16:53]  Oh, my God.
[02:16:55]  Cigar.
[02:16:56]  A fucking cigar.
[02:16:58]  Banana.
[02:16:59]  Oh, Christ.
[02:17:03]  And who the hell is Bruno Power Bottom?
[02:17:05]  Who the fuck is that?
[02:17:07]  Prepare for the apocalypse.
[02:17:10]  Oh, great.
[02:17:12]  Let's hear this.
[02:17:13]  The day of reckoning is near.
[02:17:18]  The apocalypse will come like a bolt from the blue and will catch everyone by surprise.
[02:17:24]  Give me a fucking break.
[02:17:27]  Sell your business, home and car now, before it is too late.
[02:17:31]  Says this freak show dildo player.
[02:17:34]  The apocalypse arrives.
[02:17:35]  People will long for the great release that death will bring.
[02:17:41]  Get the fuck out of here with this.
[02:17:43]  The nightmare will never end.
[02:17:45]  There will be endless misery and despair.
[02:17:49]  I mean, I can't believe I'm watching this.
[02:17:51]  A recession with no end.
[02:17:52]  I can't.
[02:17:53]  No job on that.
[02:17:53]  No, no, no.
[02:17:55]  No future.
[02:17:57]  I can't believe I'm watching this bullshit.
[02:18:02]  Bruno Powerbottom.
[02:18:03]  Who the fuck is this?
[02:18:04]  Psycho Babble.
[02:18:05]  Ah, Christ.
[02:18:06]  Psycho Babble.
[02:18:08]  The SDRs are scum.
[02:18:12]  What the fuck is this freakball talking about?
[02:18:14]  Scum!
[02:18:17]  Psycho Babble!
[02:18:19]  I'm telling you.
[02:18:19]  Psycho Babble.
[02:18:20]  You fucking limeys are sick.
[02:18:21]  The SDRs are scum.
[02:18:25]  The SDRs are scum.
[02:18:29]  What the fuck is this shit, man?
[02:18:32]  Psycho Babble.
[02:18:34]  The SDRs must be eliminated.
[02:18:36]  I'm letting this go for another minute and the SDRs must be destroyed.
[02:18:40]  I'm losing listeners listening to this queer.
[02:18:43]  Annihilate this guy.
[02:18:45]  Exterminate.
[02:18:46]  Annihilate this guy.
[02:18:49]  Oh my God.
[02:18:51]  I don't even know what to say to this.
[02:18:53]  What do I say?
[02:18:54]  Is this Jackler doing this?
[02:18:56]  Is this Jackler alter ego Birdo Powerbottom?
[02:19:00]  Rip off Britain.
[02:19:02]  Hold on.
[02:19:03]  Pause this.
[02:19:03]  What is it?
[02:19:05]  Not well.
[02:19:08]  Quite literally, it was a cluster fuck given schools are now closing in all of Georgia due to the coronavirus and a Walmart in Hiram had a fight over toilet paper.
[02:19:17]  People are nuts, man.
[02:19:18]  That's what I'm saying, man.
[02:19:20]  This proves that this country is filled with neurotic, psychotropic, drug-induced, hypochondriac pussies, man.
[02:19:30]  What a bunch of grade A pussies.
[02:19:33]  And besmirch the merch with a diamond saying, I know what to say to it.
[02:19:38]  $30.30.
[02:19:40]  I don't know, dude.
[02:19:41]  I don't know if I can up the price that much, dude.
[02:19:43]  That's just, that's a little Jewy.
[02:19:46]  I like Jews, okay?
[02:19:47]  But that's a little Jewy, all right?
[02:19:50]  High taxis.
[02:19:52]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:19:54]  More red tape and bureaucracy.
[02:19:56]  At least he's right about the brick bomb government.
[02:19:58]  Public services.
[02:20:01]  Urban decay.
[02:20:03]  Culturally enriched.
[02:20:05]  Sleezing corruption.
[02:20:08]  Rampant property speculation.
[02:20:12]  Car rage.
[02:20:16]  Shopping trolley rage.
[02:20:19]  Misery.
[02:20:23]  Despair.
[02:20:25]  That sounds like the UK to me.
[02:20:26]  No job.
[02:20:28]  What did that sound like a UK to me?
[02:20:33]  No future.
[02:20:37]  All right.
[02:20:37]  I've had enough of this.
[02:20:38]  All right.
[02:20:39]  I think we get the fucking point.
[02:20:41]  I think we get the fucking point for Christ's sake.
[02:20:43]  Satan is alive.
[02:20:45]  Satan.
[02:20:46]  Hold on.
[02:20:47]  666.
[02:20:49]  Satan.
[02:20:51]  Satan.
[02:20:51]  Hello.
[02:20:52]  Besmirch the merch.
[02:20:53]  Like, find me a jukebox.
[02:20:55]  Lose listeners.
[02:20:56]  Whatever besmirch the merch.
[02:20:58]  All right.
[02:20:59]  Satan is alive.
[02:21:02]  666.
[02:21:06]  Satan is alive.
[02:21:11]  All right.
[02:21:11]  That's about enough.
[02:21:12]  We've heard about enough from Bruno Powerbottom.
[02:21:17]  All right, we've had enough of this.
[02:21:18]  Okay.
[02:21:20]  Anyway, thank you, Horatio Nelson, for that.

=== MKUltra Conspiracy Claims (05:54) ===

[02:21:22]  And once again, Shark Attack, if you're listening, I will, once again, I will email you from the email address that you purchased the text-to-speech from.
[02:21:33]  I will email you an invitation to the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[02:21:38]  So, cheers to Shark Attack, our newest member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, man.
[02:21:44]  Cheers to you.
[02:21:46]  Let's go ahead and continue.
[02:21:48]  This next $20, $20 was requested by somebody by the name of this is for Geno.
[02:21:55]  This is for Geno.
[02:21:57]  So, let's go ahead and check out what they're talking about when they say this is for Gino.
[02:22:02]  What the hell is this?
[02:22:04]  Hold on, let me make sure this isn't some goddamn sick ass.
[02:22:07]  All right, it looks okay.
[02:22:09]  I guess somebody is trying to out-freak out Geno X 1987.
[02:22:14]  And if you all aren't familiar with Geno X 1987, this guy is used to requesting some of the sickest, weirdest fucking videos that you can even imagine.
[02:22:26]  All right.
[02:22:27]  So, if y'all are wondering who the hell Geno X 1987 is, that's who we're talking about.
[02:22:32]  All right, anyway, here it is.
[02:22:35]  This is for Geno requested this one.
[02:22:38]  Let's go ahead and put it on the PC shot.
[02:22:41]  This is for Geno.
[02:22:42]  Here it is.
[02:22:49]  What the fuck is this?
[02:22:55]  If the popcorn catch is on fire, just let it know.
[02:23:00]  Spy from here.
[02:23:03]  What kind of MKUltra fucking cartoon is this?
[02:23:12]  What kind of MKUltra bullshit is this?
[02:23:32]  Yeah, somebody's definitely trying to outdo Gino.
[02:23:34]  tell that he is the owner it's a chronic buildup of my favorite iron dust pretty sure that We only have two fucking cases here, yet y'all are going nuts over it.
[02:24:00]  Anyways, something positive and hilarious that one person told me during this fiasco.
[02:24:05]  He saw people with a lot of toilet paper and he asked, What's the virus gonna do?
[02:24:10]  Give you the shits.
[02:24:11]  I have no idea what the hell is up with the toilet paper gig, dude.
[02:24:15]  I have no fucking idea.
[02:24:16]  But once again, America is filled with a bunch of pussies.
[02:24:19]  That's all I gotta say.
[02:24:21]  And look, I'm watching this MK Ultra fucking cartoon.
[02:24:25]  I don't get it, but it's obvious whoever donated this wanted to outdo Geno X 1987 with his freak show crap.
[02:24:34]  This is my house, dude.
[02:24:37]  Don't chustle the heating ducks.
[02:24:39]  What the fuck is this shit?
[02:24:41]  What the fuck am I watching?
[02:24:50]  Pre-lit candles.
[02:24:57]  Oh my god.
[02:24:59]  Hold on, pause this shit.
[02:25:01]  This really rim jobbed my hippocampus.
[02:25:05]  What the fuck does that mean?
[02:25:07]  What?
[02:25:08]  Just shut up.
[02:25:09]  All right.
[02:25:09]  Everybody just stop donating and shut the fuck up!
[02:25:13]  Jesus Christ!
[02:25:18]  fucking freak shows, man.
[02:25:30]  This is definitely some MKUltra shit.
[02:25:33]  What? What?
[02:25:33]  What now?
[02:25:34]  What do they got for us now?
[02:25:37]  Unchecking for pistols.
[02:25:45]  Great, fucking cockroach.
[02:25:50]  Is this shit this?
[02:26:01]  This is stupid!
[02:26:03]  This is fucking stupid!
[02:26:05]  Who donated this shit?
[02:26:12]  Who donated this horseshit?
[02:26:16]  Oh, fuck, for fuck's sake.
[02:26:18]  Thank you for fuck's sake, dude.
[02:26:21]  What the fuck was that?
[02:26:23]  What a waste of my time.
[02:26:25]  I want it back.
[02:26:26]  I'm not even fucking joking around.
[02:26:28]  I want it back.
[02:26:31]  For fuck's sake.
[02:26:32]  All right, who's next?
[02:26:33]  Who the hell's that?
[02:26:34]  Vappy Vap.
[02:26:36]  Vappy Vap requested this one here for a $20, $20, obligated me to watch this YouTube video and said, remember to follow these steps in a realistic COVID-19 scenario.
[02:26:48]  Oh, yeah.
[02:26:49]  What the fuck are you talking about, Vappy Vap?
[02:26:51]  Huh?
[02:26:52]  What are you talking about there, Vappy Vap?
[02:26:54]  It's Christmas.
[02:26:55]  Oh, Christ.
[02:26:57]  Here we go, folks.
[02:26:59]  All right.
[02:27:00]  Here we go.
[02:27:00]  Vappy Vap requested this.
[02:27:03]  And let's see.
[02:27:03]  Who's this YouTuber?
[02:27:05]  The Infographic Show.
[02:27:07]  Let's see what the Infographic Show talks about the fucking COVID-19 or coronavirus.
[02:27:14]  All right.
[02:27:14]  Let's go check out a few minutes of this shit.
[02:27:16]  Christmas time.

=== Debunked Cell Invasion (05:10) ===

[02:27:17]  And instead of spending time with friends and family, you decide that you're overdue for some travel.
[02:27:22]  Instead of visiting grandma or going home for Christmas dinner, just so you can get into political fights with your drunk libertarian uncle, you decide that this year you're taking a me holiday and book yourself a plane ticket to the heart of China.
[02:27:34]  Oh yeah, that sounds like a great vacation.
[02:27:37]  That sounds like a great vacation.
[02:27:39]  But hey, it's a new place of foreign culture and it's all very exciting anyway.
[02:27:43]  Eager to dive into the local Chinese culture, you hop out of your plane and head to the first place you've read about, the Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market.
[02:27:51]  Upon arriving, you notice two things.
[02:27:53]  The place sells a whole lot of land animals for it to be called a seafood market, and most of those animals are very much alive.
[02:28:01]  In fact, the entire thing is rather macabre and definitely depressing.
[02:28:04]  You find everything from porcupines to bats and even wolves just sitting in cages next to freshly skinned corpses of what you can only assume were their former compatriots.
[02:28:14]  You very quickly decide to end your visit, realizing you've walked head-on into an animal cruelty nightmare.
[02:28:20]  And as you quickly leave the market, you decide that you really need to think your sightseeing through a little bit more.
[02:28:25]  China is one of the earliest human civilizations.
[02:28:28]  There's plenty of cultural wonders to see elsewhere.
[02:28:31]  On the way out of the market, though, that's when you spotted a snake slithering along the ground, except it doesn't look quite right.
[02:28:38]  Suddenly, the snake stops and starts hacking and coughing.
[02:28:42]  And you realize that snake is choking.
[02:28:45]  A fucking snake are you shitting me?
[02:28:49]  Luckily for you, though, you just got your CPR certification for your new, totally not depressing job as a maul guard.
[02:28:56]  You're Johnny on the spot and leap to the snake's help.
[02:28:59]  Out of the way, you cry out, shouting your CPR credentials as you shove the crowd aside.
[02:29:04]  The snake is gasping now.
[02:29:05]  It's almost over.
[02:29:06]  You flip the snake on its belly, though, and start doing compressions, humming to yourself the tune to staying alive by the Bee Gees.
[02:29:13]  Exactly as you've been trained.
[02:29:15]  This is it.
[02:29:15]  This is your moment.
[02:29:17]  You check the airway and you realize there's no obstruction.
[02:29:19]  This snake isn't choking.
[02:29:20]  It's dying.
[02:29:21]  Not on your watch.
[02:29:23]  You didn't take a 12-hour public safety course to earn the coveted male.
[02:29:26]  Is this fucking for real or is this a troll?
[02:29:29]  Pry open that snake's mouth and see what's going on.
[02:29:30]  I mean, what is this supposed to quickly follow?
[02:29:32]  What the fuck is this supposed to be conveying?
[02:29:33]  You continue this cycle of breaths and compressions, working up a fierce sweat.
[02:29:37]  Live, you snake bastard!
[02:29:39]  Live, you cry out!
[02:29:40]  Suddenly, the snake coughs, sputters, and opens its eyes.
[02:29:43]  It's alive.
[02:29:44]  Tears of joy flood down your cheeks.
[02:29:46]  The crowd cheers.
[02:29:48]  A pretty lady faints.
[02:29:49]  You've done it.
[02:29:50]  You've saved this snake's life.
[02:29:52]  With deep gratitude in its eyes, the snake looks up at you and whispers.
[02:29:55]  This is so sad.
[02:29:56]  State enough that only you can hear it.
[02:29:58]  One day, when you need me the most, I promise I'll be there.
[02:30:01]  You leave that market a hero.
[02:30:03]  And hey, you've made a snake friend for life now.
[02:30:06]  A fucking snake.
[02:30:07]  How quick?
[02:30:08]  You wish him well.
[02:30:09]  How go about your trip?
[02:30:10]  It's time to head to some proper tourist destinations and have a blast in China.
[02:30:16]  The whole time, though, something is seriously wrong with you.
[02:30:18]  And you don't even have the slightest clue.
[02:30:21]  Deep in the cells of your body, an invader has taken root.
[02:30:24]  Unknown to you, as you were saving that snake's life, it was passing on to you a deadly coronavirus.
[02:30:30]  One of the few that are transmissible between man and animal.
[02:30:33]  Even worse for you, though, isn't it?
[02:30:34]  Hey, hold on, hold on.
[02:30:36]  Hold on, when was this made?
[02:30:37]  February 19th?
[02:30:40]  I thought that they have already surmised that this coronavirus was not animal-induced.
[02:30:47]  I mean, didn't we get that?
[02:30:48]  Of course, you know, we don't even know what the true news is.
[02:30:51]  We're just fucking sitting here watching muff diving Mad Owl and taking up the asshole in Anderson Cooper.
[02:30:58]  From what I understand, they've already debunked this whole idea of an animal transferring it to a human.
[02:31:05]  I thought this was already debunked.
[02:31:35]  First, the virus infects healthy cells, inserting genetic code into the cell that forces it to start mass-producing other viruses.
[02:31:42]  This is propaganda.
[02:31:43]  This snake uses up all the cells' energy.
[02:31:45]  This is such propaganda.
[02:31:48]  I'm letting this go for another minute and a half and thenward space marine chests.
[02:31:53]  Your body is a good idea.
[02:31:53]  This is fucking Bernie Sanders, Bernie Bro propaganda.
[02:31:57]  The white blood cells are tough, but the virus is even tougher.
[02:32:00]  And unlucky for them, they've never seen anything like this virus before.
[02:32:04]  Normally, white blood cells would call for help from antibodies, but your body has no idea what antibodies to even send.
[02:32:11]  This new virus is like nothing it's ever faced before.
[02:32:14]  Your white blood cells are helpless to stop the infection from growing.
[02:32:18]  And soon you are so filled with the virus that you're infectious.
[02:32:22]  Every time you wipe your snot cough into your hand or lay.
[02:32:25]  It's a fucking flu!

=== Anti-Government Propaganda (03:54) ===

[02:32:28]  Morons!
[02:32:29]  Ranger's plate, you're leaving behind a deadly virus.
[02:32:32]  And the worst part is you're completely unaware.
[02:32:35]  You show no symptoms.
[02:32:36]  It's a fucking flu!
[02:32:38]  No fever, no headache, no fatigue, nothing.
[02:32:41]  You continue your trip through China, not washing your hands after digging for gold in your nose, licking every doorknob you come across because, hey, you're on vacation, anything goes.
[02:32:51]  And the entire time you leave.
[02:32:52]  Yeah, look at this.
[02:32:54]  Look at this.
[02:32:55]  They're making an ass out of everybody.
[02:32:57]  Look at this.
[02:32:58]  making an ass out of everybody entire Christmas traveling through the exotic Orient.
[02:33:03]  You're probably just bushed.
[02:33:04]  You look forward to a nice few days at home before returning to the daily grind and to pass the time on this propaganda.
[02:33:12]  All right, I'm letting this go for five minutes and 30 seconds.
[02:33:15]  I'm done.
[02:33:16]  I'm done with this.
[02:33:21]  Shut this stupid fucking Bernie Bro propaganda bullshit up.
[02:33:25]  All right.
[02:33:26]  It's just a fluke.
[02:33:27]  You know, I unfortunately had a disagreement with somebody who was in the inner circle and is also in the Saturday or the Saturday Night Troll Show in the Ghost Show chat room.
[02:33:38]  This person, I'm not going to say their name, you know, so anti-government, you know, doesn't trust anybody.
[02:33:46]  And I respected him for that.
[02:33:49]  But now that this goddamn virus is all over the place and, you know, it's being perpetuated by the mainstream media by hyper sensationalism.
[02:33:59]  Now this person who was anti-government, you know, who said don't trust the government, don't trust the media, now all of a sudden thinks that this whole fucking hysteria that's been propagated by the media is true.
[02:34:13]  This fucking moron actually believes in Rachel Maddow and fucking Anderson Cooper and think that they're telling the fucking truth.
[02:34:22]  I mean, that's how fucking stupid this fucking whole goddamn hysteria has gotten.
[02:34:27]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:34:29]  And I didn't ban him, you fucking idiot.
[02:34:31]  Are you kidding me?
[02:34:31]  He's just, I mean, I just lost respect for him.
[02:34:35]  That's all.
[02:34:35]  I just lost all respect for him.
[02:34:37]  All right, I used to respect this man.
[02:34:39]  I can't respect this piece of trash.
[02:34:41]  Are you kidding me?
[02:34:43]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[02:34:45]  How the hell can you sit over here and be anti-government and anti-media and don't trust anybody?
[02:34:50]  And lo and behold, you're trusting Muff Diamond Maddow.
[02:34:55]  Back again, mother.
[02:34:57]  The fucking vibrant.
[02:34:58]  All right, dude.
[02:34:59]  Look, I already told you, idiots, don't fucking donate to me anymore.
[02:35:02]  All right.
[02:35:03]  Don't fucking donate to me anymore.
[02:35:05]  I'm fucking done.
[02:35:05]  All right.
[02:35:06]  I'm fucking done.
[02:35:07]  And I didn't ban anybody, you fucking idiots.
[02:35:09]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:35:10]  I didn't ban nobody.
[02:35:11]  All right.
[02:35:12]  Nobody has been banned from the ghost show chat room.
[02:35:14]  Okay.
[02:35:15]  Nobody has been banned from the ghost show chat room.
[02:35:18]  They were ran off because unfortunately these people were a bunch of, you know, I don't know what the hell they were, but they're freak shows.
[02:35:25]  And, you know, they got caught, you know, doing some sick ass shit and they were humiliated.
[02:35:31]  And instead of standing up and saying, hey, that's not me.
[02:35:36]  You know, they just ran away.
[02:35:38]  All right.
[02:35:38]  They just ran the fuck away.
[02:35:40]  So all of you people that are sitting here saying that I ban people, you're a fucking goddamn liar.
[02:35:46]  You're a goddamn liar.
[02:35:47]  And if you were in my face right now, I'd stop your teeth so far down your goddamn throat, you'd be able to chew the bacon bits out of your shit funnel.
[02:35:57]  All right, who's next?
[02:35:59]  Oh, yeah, Gutsa One is next with a $20, $20, right?
[02:36:03]  Gutsa one, this ethnically ambiguous piece of trash.
[02:36:07]  And what is this?
[02:36:08]  Ghost, is this you?
[02:36:10]  Ghost, is it?
[02:36:11]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[02:36:12]  Is this, oh, no.
[02:36:15]  No!
[02:36:17]  Oh, my God, folks.
[02:36:18]  Look, there's a.

=== Infatuated Christ Bullshit (02:29) ===

[02:36:22]  You know, because Bronies, for whatever reason, listen to this broadcast in abundance, okay?
[02:36:28]  And they've been listening to it ever since they were incepted in late 09, 2010 over here.
[02:36:35]  All of a sudden, I've just got, I just had this, these fucking bronies infatuated with me for Christ's sake.
[02:36:42]  I mean, they're infatuated for Christ's sake.
[02:36:44]  I don't get it.
[02:36:44]  It's an obsession.
[02:36:46]  To the point in which, lo and behold, one of these fucking freak shows actually made a My Little Pony cartoon out of me, okay?
[02:36:56]  And obviously, Gutsawan founded and was like, ha ha ha.
[02:37:00]  Hey, let's go ahead and let's do a little My Little Pony thing for the ghost show.
[02:37:05]  And ha ha ha, I'm Gutzawan.
[02:37:07]  Ha ha ha.
[02:37:09]  Listen to this shit.
[02:37:10]  Everybody listen.
[02:37:14]  That pony capitalist bullshit that these people are posting in the chat room, that's a fucking lie.
[02:37:19]  They're fucking lying.
[02:37:21]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:37:23]  Look at this horse shit because I gots a one.
[02:37:26]  Jesus Christ Look, they pona fied me in this bullshit.
[02:37:40]  Good god.
[02:37:49]  I This is fucked up, dude.
[02:37:54]  You know, and fuck all you people for laughing.
[02:38:00]  I can't take it this fucking chip.
[02:38:01]  I can't fuck.
[02:38:02]  The last known location of the five elements was in the ancient castle of the royal pony sisters.
[02:38:08]  It is located in what is now the Everbreath Forest.
[02:38:14]  Those things are good!
[02:38:25]  That's interesting.
[02:38:29]  God damn it.
[02:38:30]  I mean, I almost don't want to do this, but you know, yeah, Jesus Christ for these.
[02:38:35]  Cause everypony who's ever come in, has never come out!
[02:38:43]  These idiots, they're in hot water, that's all I'm saying.

=== Real Traders vs Hysteria (11:05) ===

[02:38:52]  Let go.
[02:38:53]  Are you crazy?
[02:38:54]  No, I ain't.
[02:38:55]  I promise you'll be safe.
[02:38:57]  That's not true.
[02:38:58]  Now listen here.
[02:38:59]  What I'm saying to you is the honest truth.
[02:39:02]  Let go, and you'll be safe.
[02:39:04]  You're lying on your ass.
[02:39:18]  I don't want to.
[02:39:20]  Good God.
[02:39:24]  This is bullshit.
[02:39:26]  What the hell's going on?
[02:39:27]  Now, this might hurt for just a second.
[02:39:37]  Oh, you're just a little baby kitty, aren't you?
[02:39:40]  Yes, you are.
[02:39:42]  Water shy is cute.
[02:39:44]  When I was a little Philly ass.
[02:39:46]  Look at what these bronies have done to me.
[02:39:50]  Tell me she's not.
[02:39:51]  The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown.
[02:39:56]  They were singing for cracking.
[02:39:58]  Sing it like it's a freaking X Factor, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:40:01]  But where if I shut that one?
[02:40:03]  The freaking singing, man.
[02:40:06]  What if she said, Pinky, you gotta stand up tall?
[02:40:10]  Learn to face your fears.
[02:40:12]  You'll see that they get hurt.
[02:40:13]  You just laugh and make them disappear.
[02:40:17]  Huh?
[02:40:18]  Huh?
[02:40:18]  Ha!
[02:40:20]  Oh, look at him.
[02:40:22]  Such lovely, luminescent scales.
[02:40:26]  I know.
[02:40:27]  And your expertly quacked man.
[02:40:30]  Oh, I know, I know.
[02:40:33]  You're fabulous manicure.
[02:40:35]  Oh, it's so true.
[02:40:37]  All ruined without your beautiful moustache.
[02:40:41]  It's true, I'm hideous.
[02:40:44]  How more fruitier can we get for Christ's sake, man?
[02:40:49]  We can cross now.
[02:40:52]  Allow me.
[02:40:55]  Ever wondered why you never had bass in your voice?
[02:41:08]  But first, we mean look at what they've done.
[02:41:11]  They've humiliated me.
[02:41:13]  They bronified me for fuck's sake.
[02:41:16]  Yes, bravest flyer in all the land.
[02:41:19]  Yes, it's all true.
[02:41:21]  We need you.
[02:41:26]  Let me tie this bridge real quick, and then we have a...
[02:41:28]  No!
[02:41:40]  Hold on, stop this shit!
[02:41:42]  What?
[02:41:43]  If the Dow goes below 20k tomorrow, then Biden will be the next president.
[02:41:47]  Ah, bullshit.
[02:41:48]  All of Trump's gains have been wiped out in a recession because of it.
[02:41:52]  It's a fucking hysteria sell-off, you dick.
[02:41:56]  All right.
[02:41:58]  Hey, D-Ray, there's no fiscal reason why the fucking market should be going down.
[02:42:03]  This is a hysteria sell-off, and it's because America is filled with a bunch of pussies, okay?
[02:42:08]  So shut up.
[02:42:14]  Jesus Christ!
[02:42:47]  Let's swim around it like a couple of hambones.
[02:42:49]  Boom by.
[02:42:52]  Oh my god.
[02:42:53]  Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, you freaky tub-loving fruit bowl.
[02:42:59]  Where are you, TubGuy.com, you son of a bitch?
[02:43:04]  All right, all right, yeah, real funny, dude.
[02:43:07]  Real fucking funny, dude.
[02:43:11]  All right, all right, yeah, thank you very much, dude.
[02:43:14]  All right, yeah, Gutsa One requested that.
[02:43:17]  I mean, why are you bringing up old shit?
[02:43:19]  All right, seriously, all of you people.
[02:43:21]  Why are you all bringing up old shit?
[02:43:24]  You motherfuckers.
[02:43:26]  All right, let me move on to the next $20, $20 up in here, all right?
[02:43:31]  The next $20, $20.
[02:43:33]  Shut up in the chat, dude.
[02:43:36]  Fucking posting a pona fide version of me.
[02:43:38]  And who the hell is it that's doing this to me?
[02:43:41]  I mean, you know, I tried to apply for partner of D-Live, and you know what they told me?
[02:43:47]  You're not cultivating a positive community.
[02:43:50]  And yet, somebody obviously has made partner and is able to fucking post these ridiculous stickers of me, which I don't really fucking appreciate one fucking bit.
[02:44:02]  I don't appreciate it, you fucking dick wad.
[02:44:07]  All right, let's move on, folks.
[02:44:08]  All right, Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:44:10]  All right.
[02:44:11]  No!
[02:44:13]  No!
[02:44:14]  Come on!
[02:44:16]  That was one kick-ass cartoon.
[02:44:19]  Here's another one that shows what the chat room is like when this kick-ass cartoon is played on the broadcast and when Michael J. Fox and the Shakes reunite.
[02:44:27]  Yeah, dude, list.
[02:44:29]  First of all, I've tried to get the band back together, all right?
[02:44:32]  But we're on very shaky ground, man.
[02:44:35]  All right.
[02:44:35]  I'm trying to get my band Michael J. Fox and the Shakespeare back together, man.
[02:44:41]  Anyway, just shut up.
[02:44:43]  All right, let's move on.
[02:44:44]  Communists for Trump.
[02:44:46]  Commies for Trump requested this and didn't say anything.
[02:44:50]  Let's see what the hell commies for Trump requested here.
[02:44:53]  What the hell is this?
[02:44:55]  Oh, Chris.
[02:44:56]  Oh, hold on.
[02:44:57]  Wait a minute.
[02:44:57]  Hold on.
[02:44:59]  Hold on.
[02:45:00]  This may be some fucking snake up the ass shit.
[02:45:04]  Hold on just a second.
[02:45:05]  Hold on.
[02:45:06]  All right.
[02:45:07]  Just want to make sure that we're not going to have any kind of weird ass, sick, freaky.
[02:45:13]  Yeah, they're at the end.
[02:45:14]  There it is at the end.
[02:45:16]  Snake up the ass at the end.
[02:45:18]  All right, we're going to just cut it off at the end.
[02:45:20]  Let me make sure it's not the beginning in any capacity.
[02:45:23]  No, I think we're good.
[02:45:25]  All right.
[02:45:26]  Anyway, we're going to close the we're going to close it up at about 3.40, about 3.38.
[02:45:33]  All right, here it is once again.
[02:45:37]  Commies for Trump requested this, and guess what?
[02:45:40]  The fucking stupid Soviet national anthem, I'm sure, right?
[02:45:44]  That's what I figured.
[02:45:48]  That's what I fucking figured, dude.
[02:45:53]  Real fucking funny, dude.
[02:45:56]  Real fucking funny.
[02:46:00]  And the only reason I knew it was because it's Kumi Sanders.
[02:46:05]  Koomi Sanders is the one.
[02:46:07]  And I'm sorry for the ear raid.
[02:46:11]  But yeah, Kumi Sanders.
[02:46:12]  That's why I knew something was afoot up in here.
[02:46:15]  You snake up the ass having freak shows, all right?
[02:46:20]  Fucking piece of shit.
[02:46:23]  And I hate fucking Ruskies, dude.
[02:46:25]  I can't stand Ruskies.
[02:46:27]  They're a throwback in human evolution.
[02:46:29]  They're a bunch of cockeyed, mouth-breathing, vodka-drinking pieces of garbage.
[02:46:36]  All right?
[02:46:36]  I don't like.
[02:46:38]  I don't like Ruskies.
[02:46:41]  I do not like Ruskies.
[02:46:43]  All right.
[02:46:44]  Piece of shit.
[02:46:46]  Hold on.
[02:46:46]  Pause this.
[02:46:47]  What?
[02:46:48]  What now?
[02:46:49]  A friendly reminder about what?
[02:46:52]  This person made the D-Live stickers.
[02:46:56]  Oh, yeah.
[02:46:57]  Oh, oh, somebody other.
[02:46:59]  They're a part of my damn forum post out there on Ghost Not Report, huh?
[02:47:04]  Oh.
[02:47:09]  Oh.
[02:47:14]  Fucking piece of crap.
[02:47:16]  You're going to fucking come at me with these damn stickers trying to make a fucking buffoon out of me.
[02:47:21]  Well, fuck you.
[02:47:26]  Fuck you.
[02:47:31]  And fuck you, Kumi Sanders, alright?
[02:47:39]  Fucking Kumi Sanders, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:47:47]  I mean, listen, don't donate any more to me tonight.
[02:47:51]  Does everybody understand that?
[02:47:54]  And this is not reverse psychology.
[02:47:56]  This is not Talmudic magic.
[02:47:59]  I'm telling you.
[02:48:01]  I'm telling you all.
[02:48:05]  Fucking baguettes.
[02:48:08]  Jesus Christ.
[02:48:11]  Right when I say it.
[02:48:12]  Ghostwire investors some of the most paranoid retards on the planet.
[02:48:16]  You've dealt with their kind.
[02:48:18]  Why are they acting like this?
[02:48:19]  But they didn't win swine flu was.
[02:48:21]  I'll tell you.
[02:48:21]  I'll tell you.
[02:48:22]  And how badly does this hurt Trump if the Dow goes below 20k?
[02:48:26]  First of all, DJ Parson Brown, it's because it's mostly millennials that are now in charge of Wall Street.
[02:48:33]  And guess what?
[02:48:35]  If you have a money manager, a money manager now has to listen to a computer, give them advice based upon algorithms and all kinds of shit like that.
[02:48:46]  Most of this trading that's going on right now isn't even human.
[02:48:51]  Okay, it's algorithms, it's machines, and once things go below a certain point, that's when they're automatically programmed to sell off.
[02:49:01]  That's why you're seeing such dramatic losses.
[02:49:05]  I mean, these aren't even real traders out here.
[02:49:08]  All right, I mean, truth be told, they're not even real traders.
[02:49:11]  So that's why, and that's why I'm telling each and every one of you millennials and Gen Z's out there, you better get into this market, boy.
[02:49:19]  All right, because there's no fiscal reason why this market contracted as much as it has.
[02:49:26]  No fiscal reason whatsoever.
[02:49:28]  It's pure hysteria that has been built around this ridiculous flu virus called corona.
[02:49:37]  So that's why, DJ Parson Brown, these fucking people are fucking not even, they're not even at the wheel of trading.
[02:49:44]  It's a bunch of machines.
[02:49:47]  Anyway, play a little bit more of this stupid fucking dumbass roosty, fucking imbecilic crap.
[02:49:56]  Oh, crap.

=== Autism Spectrum Anime Shit (07:43) ===

[02:49:57]  Especially when you're in the middle of- You see what I'm saying, dude?
[02:50:00]  So you never sold Pony Merch Ghost?
[02:50:02]  Dude, shut up, all right?
[02:50:05]  Just shut your mouth, you fucking brony, all right?
[02:50:08]  Shut up, fucking asshole.
[02:50:13]  I mean, I'm just a guy trying to do a show here.
[02:50:17]  And as you can see, this is my troll life.
[02:50:21]  These trolls are like a bad case of herpes, man.
[02:50:25]  They never go away.
[02:50:28]  First, they start off as a rash of your balls, then it fucking spreads to the side of your leg, then it goes into a crack of your ass.
[02:50:35]  They never go away.
[02:50:38]  They never, ever go away.
[02:50:41]  Hold on.
[02:50:42]  Are we coming to snake heart yet?
[02:50:44]  All right, not yet.
[02:50:48]  Oh, God.
[02:50:50]  And all of you people in the chat room, just shut up.
[02:50:53]  If you were in front of me in real life right now, I'd slap the bejesus out of all of you.
[02:50:59]  I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and lay it to smack it down on your brow and leave you in a puddle of your own blood and tears just like your name was Tina, baby.
[02:51:12]  All right, I'm going to stop this here.
[02:51:14]  I'm stopping this here because this is where the goddamn snake in the ass is.
[02:51:20]  All right?
[02:51:21]  And I'm not letting you fuckers deplatform me anymore.
[02:51:24]  All right.
[02:51:25]  Especially you, Kumi, you fucking bastard.
[02:51:30]  Anyway, here it is.
[02:51:31]  There's the snake.
[02:51:32]  Yay, snake in the ass.
[02:51:34]  Yay.
[02:51:37]  Fucking idiot.
[02:51:38]  All right.
[02:51:38]  Take this shit out of here.
[02:51:40]  All right.
[02:51:41]  Who's next?
[02:51:42]  All right.
[02:51:42]  Who's next?
[02:51:43]  Who the hell is this?
[02:51:45]  Who the hell?
[02:51:45]  Ishukazoo.
[02:51:47]  Ishukazoo reviewer fan.
[02:51:50]  High-speed transgendering.
[02:51:52]  What the fuck does that mean?
[02:51:54]  Ishukazuku.
[02:51:56]  Ishuko.
[02:51:57]  Ishuzuko reviewer fan.
[02:52:00]  I have no idea.
[02:52:01]  I don't fucking speak tuna fish fucking Asian language.
[02:52:04]  All right.
[02:52:05]  I speak American for Christ's sake.
[02:52:07]  I'm not out here speaking his tuna fish language bullshit.
[02:52:11]  Anyway, this next person that are obligating me to watch a YouTube video for $20.20 is Ishukazoku fucking reviewer fan.
[02:52:20]  Where the fuck that is?
[02:52:23]  All right, what is this shit?
[02:52:24]  High-speed transgender.
[02:52:26]  Good fucking God, dude.
[02:52:28]  Look, assholes, look, you're going to make me lose viewers because, look, I know you dumbass millennials and Gen Zers.
[02:52:36]  I know you love fanning your nuts to this fucking anime shit, but I fucking hate anime.
[02:52:43]  Do you understand me?
[02:52:46]  I fucking hate Anime.
[02:52:49]  Do you understand me?
[02:52:52]  You fucking shitty bloody fucking underwear collecting refugee pubic hair inspecting pieces of piggish power bottom shit.
[02:53:03]  Anyway, play Ishuku reviewer fan.
[02:53:07]  And here we go.
[02:53:08]  Some stupid dumbass anime bullshit.
[02:53:11]  And as I've stated time and time again, and I'm going to say it again, if you're over the age of 18 and you watch anime, you should be on the list of your local PD's vice squad.
[02:53:24]  And if there's ever any kind of sexual abuse, sexual assault within five mile radius of your fucking household, you should be the prime fucking suspect, you dick.
[02:53:35]  You should be the prime fucking suspect.
[02:53:38]  Anyway, here we go.
[02:53:40]  Some fucking idiot, once again by the name of, was it Izuku reviewer fan, whatever the fuck that is.
[02:53:47]  All right, here it is.
[02:53:48]  Hey, Anime, yay, anime.
[02:53:52]  I'm over the age of 18 and I waxed my carrot to this shit.
[02:53:55]  Yay!
[02:53:59]  Oh, God, you're making me belch.
[02:54:01]  I haven't even started drinking.
[02:54:03]  You're making me belch.
[02:54:05]  You're making all the acid in my stomach just turn off.
[02:54:08]  Oh, good God.
[02:54:10]  Look at this stupid shit.
[02:54:14]  Look at this stupid shit, man.
[02:54:17]  This is stupid.
[02:54:20]  Chandler, are you using reverse psychology on hating on anime?
[02:54:24]  Dude, I'm not.
[02:54:24]  Listen, pause this shit, all right?
[02:54:27]  If you watch anime and you're over the age of 18, you are a fucking sick fuck.
[02:54:34]  You're a fucking sick fuck, and somebody in your family, some Chad, some boomer, somebody needs to, somebody needs to implement some disciplinary action on your ass.
[02:54:46]  And that's all I got to say about that, all right?
[02:54:50]  Oh, God, what the fuck?
[02:54:52]  Take this shit off.
[02:54:54]  What the fuck is this?
[02:54:57]  What the fuck is this shit, dude?
[02:55:01]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:55:04]  Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
[02:55:06]  I'm not playing this shit.
[02:55:08]  I'm not playing.
[02:55:09]  Who the fuck donated this, by the way?
[02:55:11]  Who the fuck?
[02:55:12]  I gotta fucking see who the fuck donated this shit.
[02:55:15]  Who in the fuck donated this bullshit?
[02:55:19]  You, you fucking sick ass?
[02:55:20]  I know who you are, you fucking moron.
[02:55:23]  You're in the fucking chat room, you stupid fucking shithead.
[02:55:26]  You're sitting over here giving me fucking porno, fucking stupid, dumbass anime, you fucking stupid shithead.
[02:55:36]  Yeah, you know, I hope your employer finds out about this, all right?
[02:55:41]  Fucking pieces of fucking garbage.
[02:55:42]  Let me tell you something.
[02:55:44]  This is all into that autism fucking spectrum bullshit.
[02:55:48]  And I'm telling you, I will never, and I repeat, never ever, I will never fucking hire an autist or an Asberger or any of that fucking bullshit.
[02:55:58]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:55:59]  You people are wastes of life.
[02:56:01]  You people are fucking wastes of life.
[02:56:04]  All right?
[02:56:05]  Anyway, I'm not showing this fucking video.
[02:56:07]  You can go fuck yourself.
[02:56:09]  And by the way, whoever the fuck, you know who, you know who you are that fucking donated this.
[02:56:13]  You fucking charge this shit back.
[02:56:15]  I'd love to send this to your fucking bank.
[02:56:18]  I would love to send this shit to your fucking bank.
[02:56:21]  I'm not even joking.
[02:56:23]  I'm not even fucking joking around.
[02:56:26]  And see who the fuck they're dealing.
[02:56:27]  I'm not kidding.
[02:56:28]  I'm not, dude.
[02:56:30]  I'm not playing it.
[02:56:31]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:56:32]  I'm not playing that shit.
[02:56:33]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:56:34]  Anyway, Nerf this requested this one.
[02:56:37]  I don't give a shit what the fuck you call me.
[02:56:38]  I'm not fucking playing this stupid fucking anime porno shit.
[02:56:42]  I'm not playing it.
[02:56:44]  All right.
[02:56:45]  And you, who the fuck you donate, I'm going to have a fucking talk to you in the fucking goddamn ghost show chat room, you fucking shithead.
[02:56:52]  Bank wouldn't care.
[02:56:53]  Oh, yeah?
[02:56:54]  Go ahead and fucking charge it back, you idiot.
[02:56:57]  I'm not even.
[02:56:58]  Thank God I don't have too many chargebacks.
[02:57:00]  But when I do, I'm more than happy, more than happy to fucking give them the fucking shit, the fucking messages.
[02:57:08]  Comedy legend.
[02:57:09]  Yeah, I'll give you the messages and the fucking videos.
[02:57:13]  And I'm not even joking.
[02:57:14]  The bank's like, what the fuck?
[02:57:17]  I'm not kidding.
[02:57:19]  All right, whatever, dude, whatever.
[02:57:22]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[02:57:24]  I'm not fucking showing fucking.
[02:57:26]  We're not showing Anime Porno, dude.
[02:57:28]  I'm not doing that.
[02:57:29]  You can go fuck yourselves.
[02:57:31]  Anyway, Nerf this requested this one.
[02:57:34]  I'm not joking.
[02:57:34]  I'm not.
[02:57:35]  I showed enough of it.
[02:57:37]  And you all can go fucking see it for yourself.
[02:57:39]  I'm not showing it on my show.

=== Furries and Diaper Vandalism (09:29) ===

[02:57:41]  Fuck you.
[02:57:42]  All right, fuck you.
[02:57:44]  Fucking piece of shit.
[02:57:47]  Anyway, let's go ahead and continue.
[02:57:49]  Here's this.
[02:57:50]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:57:53]  I don't understand why you fucking idiots continue to donate shit like this.
[02:57:58]  But can you all please stop?
[02:58:00]  As a matter of fact, stop fucking donating for Christ's sake.
[02:58:04]  I'm fucking tired of you people, especially after that stupid fucking dono.
[02:58:08]  I'm in.
[02:58:08]  How many more of these do I have?
[02:58:10]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
[02:58:17]  I got nine more, and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[02:58:20]  Fuck all of you people.
[02:58:21]  You people make me sick.
[02:58:23]  Anyway, here it is.
[02:58:24]  Nerf this.
[02:58:26]  Nerf this requested this one here.
[02:58:31]  Look at this.
[02:58:31]  Furries, huh?
[02:58:32]  Fucking furries.
[02:58:36]  All right.
[02:58:37]  In September 2015, Greece Furries came together with a brilliant idea.
[02:58:43]  Look at this, huh?
[02:58:44]  Rainforest.
[02:58:46]  A convention for and by furries.
[02:58:51]  You see, look, you want to know what this is, folks?
[02:58:54]  This is a bunch of fatties and uglies.
[02:58:58]  Furries are a bunch of fatties and fucking uglies that are putting on a mascot costume so they can partake in sexual deviant behavior, okay?
[02:59:08]  That's what this shit is.
[02:59:10]  And by the way, you furries are just as pathetic as anybody else.
[02:59:13]  I'm telling you right now.
[02:59:15]  I'm telling you right now.
[02:59:17]  You better hope that wherever you're at doesn't catch fire because I know that your stupid furry suits are flammable as hell.
[02:59:25]  Play the rest of the shit.
[02:59:26]  I'm just bringing on all of Dirty Laundry here, so you guys are lucky.
[02:59:29]  And I'm probably going to ask you to not post that video, Mr. Yeah, and you notice a fucking fatty.
[02:59:34]  Haha, yeah, I'm a part of the furries, and I'm on a panel, and yeah, I'm a fatty.
[02:59:40]  And the reason I dress up in a fucking mascot, because nobody wants to see my disgusting fat body.
[02:59:45]  But if I'm dressed up as a fucking furry, I can go ahead and partake in all this shit.
[02:59:51]  Rainforest is the reverse of Dashcon, where Dashcon was a disaster caused by its organizers.
[02:59:58]  Rainforest was a disaster caused by its attendees.
[03:00:04]  I am absolutely sure there is once again another fatty.
[03:00:09]  I'm just saying.
[03:00:10]  Truth to the rumor that Rainforest is under an evil curse.
[03:00:15]  I am.
[03:00:18]  And notice he's wearing a Boy Scout outfit, huh?
[03:00:20]  Boy Scout, the Boy Scouts recently filed bankruptcy because of all the fucking sexual fucking goddamn lawsuits, the sex abuse lawsuits, ever since they allowed gays into the Boy Scouts.
[03:00:33]  Isn't that great?
[03:00:36]  With that, it is my pleasure to officially declare Rain 1st 2015 open!
[03:00:45]  It all started with a Talon contest.
[03:00:47]  That went okay.
[03:00:51]  You see, I blame drag queens for this shit.
[03:00:55]  I blame drag queens for this shit.
[03:00:57]  That's why I fucking dislike drag queens.
[03:01:00]  Your fucking waste of life.
[03:01:02]  You're a bunch of clowns trying to lip-sync, and you make me fucking sick, alright?
[03:01:08]  Get this shit off of my screen.
[03:01:10]  This tarred shit is a major biological hazard.
[03:01:12]  Hey, you should have seen the fucking porn anime.
[03:01:17]  You should have seen the porn anime that some fucking asshole tried to make me fucking show earlier, for Christ's sake.
[03:01:24]  And yet, YouTube allows that shit on there.
[03:01:27]  But old Ghost over here, he just, he just talks.
[03:01:31]  It's just words.
[03:01:33]  And I'm a bad guy.
[03:01:35]  I'm a bad fucking guy, right?
[03:01:37]  I'm the evil fucking one on the internet.
[03:01:40]  Fucking stupid furries.
[03:01:42]  I'm telling you, I blame fucking dumbass drag queens for this shit.
[03:01:45]  Fuck you, drag queens, your fucking disgusting clowns, and your fucking ugly men, and your pathetic waste of life, you pause hole piece of shit.
[03:01:56]  All right?
[03:01:57]  And by the way, Brooke412 with a diamond going to sleep, GX.
[03:02:00]  The furry cringe is too real, is right.
[03:02:07]  Look at this!
[03:02:08]  Look at this!
[03:02:09]  They're fucking started to get absolutely trashed.
[03:02:19]  What did I tell you?
[03:02:21]  What did I tell you?
[03:02:22]  These furries are a bunch of fatties and uglies that are just wanting to partake in sexual deviant behavior.
[03:02:27]  I told you!
[03:02:45]  A few hours later the destruction had begun.
[03:02:48]  Somebody had deliberately loosened the bolt on one of these toilets so that when the next person flushed, water flooded everywhere, two and a half inches deep.
[03:02:58]  An emergency plumber was quickly on the scene, but the damage was already done.
[03:03:02]  Water had leaked through the floor and onto the basement servers below.
[03:03:07]  Meanwhile, that's great stuff.
[03:03:08]  Stop and security.
[03:03:11]  They had disabled the fire alarm so they could hotbox their room.
[03:03:16]  Oh my.
[03:03:17]  Obviously, there are reasons not to do that.
[03:03:19]  Oh my, hold on.
[03:03:20]  Oh my!
[03:03:21]  What do we got?
[03:03:22]  Fucking tub guy furry fans?
[03:03:24]  For fuck's sake, are you shitting me?
[03:03:26]  Down at the hot tub, someone took all of these towels and threw them into the spa, but not before rolling up towels and stuffing them directly into the pump, causing thousands of dollars in damage.
[03:03:40]  Yeah, that's furries.
[03:03:41]  I mean, what do you expect, dude?
[03:03:42]  These are fat fucking autists that still live with their mothers.
[03:03:46]  I mean, what do you expect?
[03:03:47]  No shit.
[03:03:47]  I feel bad for the folks in the chat, including my friend Walter Bennett.
[03:03:51]  It's time to send these fucking furries to XCN and have the Vortigaunts fuck them up.
[03:03:56]  Ah, well, unfortunately, there's a community of these fat, fucking ugly people.
[03:04:01]  And because they can mass themselves behind a fucking mascot, they're going to continue to do this shit.
[03:04:06]  You know what I mean?
[03:04:08]  And everybody who attended this, you really should be fucking severely beaten with an Acme brick.
[03:04:13]  I'm not even kidding around.
[03:04:15]  And they stepped it up a notch from Dash Con.
[03:04:18]  From going number one in the ball pit to going number two in the swimming pool.
[03:04:26]  Back at the bathroom, there were rumors that someone had drilled a glory hole into one of the stalls.
[03:04:31]  Oh, how quaint.
[03:04:33]  But what was that?
[03:04:34]  Did I tell you?
[03:04:36]  What did I tell you?
[03:04:37]  What did I tell you?
[03:04:38]  2,000 nitrous oxide canisters just laying around in rooms and hallways.
[03:04:43]  So that was just the start of the drug problem.
[03:04:46]  First, a couple of guys overindulge in mushrooms and need an ambulance.
[03:04:50]  Then a staff member gets arrested for sexual assault.
[03:04:53]  Then someone else is arrested.
[03:04:54]  I mean, what did I tell you?
[03:04:56]  Regular assault.
[03:04:57]  A few others drank too much and needed a second ambulance.
[03:05:01]  And on the other side of the car park, two more people are being arrested, one for drug possession and the other for dealing.
[03:05:08]  Drugs was the major problem.
[03:05:09]  See, look at that.
[03:05:11]  We have these guys.
[03:05:12]  Ugly lady's got a pamper.
[03:05:14]  They call it crinkling after the noise it makes when they walk around.
[03:05:18]  I like to write nice stories about a cotnicks.
[03:05:22]  Remember that shit?
[03:05:24]  And yes, some of these diapers are full.
[03:05:27]  The other guests weren't too pleased.
[03:05:31]  Later on, they're just throwing food and diapers in the gardens and stairwells.
[03:05:36]  They were behaving like animals.
[03:05:40]  One thing that's important to ask that you guys, I'll be really good at the hotel.
[03:05:46]  Can all the elevator buttons?
[03:05:48]  You really don't have to use your appointment.
[03:05:52]  A few hours later.
[03:05:54]  Put your pants on and stop breaking shit.
[03:05:57]  But that wasn't the image.
[03:05:59]  Break with these fucking losers.
[03:06:02]  Diapers being found on people's cars.
[03:06:06]  The hotel is a little bit more.
[03:06:07]  Man, look, if any of you all saw these fucking furries doing this type of vandalism, isn't it open season to go caveman on these fucking people?
[03:06:16]  I'm not even joking.
[03:06:17]  Man, isn't it fucking just open season to just bludgeon these fucking idiots once they're committing crimes like this?
[03:06:24]  I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
[03:06:33]  The Hilton submitted a letter listing all of the reasons Rainforest would not be allowed at their venue from now on.
[03:06:40]  The hotel damage was more than all of the other cons combined that year.
[03:06:45]  But it wasn't just the damages.
[03:06:47]  Rainforest was insured and had over $150,000 in the bank to pay for it all.
[03:06:53]  Rainforest was just so toxic that they said, no, thank you.
[03:06:58]  Take your money elsewhere.
[03:07:00]  But that left them with a rather large problem.
[03:07:03]  Because big hotel chains talk.
[03:07:06]  Hilton talks to Sheraton, talks to Marriott, talks to Holiday.

=== Dean Martin Crotch Rocket (15:01) ===

[03:07:10]  You know what?
[03:07:10]  I don't really give a shit.
[03:07:12]  But there's more.
[03:07:13]  I don't give a shit.
[03:07:15]  And by the way, internet historian, you're a fucking baguette, alright?
[03:07:19]  I mean, if you're going to sit here and champion these fucking furries, then you're a degenerate piece of fucking garbage that needs to be anal raped with a fucking axe handle, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:07:31]  Warning them why they're fucking piece of shit.
[03:07:34]  Soon, there isn't one hotel in Seattle that has a convention center.
[03:07:39]  Of course it's Washington, right?
[03:07:40]  Of course it's Washington.
[03:07:42]  Look at this.
[03:07:44]  Look at the teeth on this.
[03:07:45]  Fucking ugly.
[03:07:46]  Fatties and uglies.
[03:07:48]  I'm done with this.
[03:07:49]  Fuck you.
[03:07:49]  All right.
[03:07:51]  I've let this go for five and a half minutes.
[03:07:53]  Fuck this.
[03:07:54]  Fuck furries.
[03:07:55]  All right.
[03:07:56]  I hope your fur suit catches on fire.
[03:07:58]  And I hope that you get fucking third-degree burns on fucking 98% of your fucked up fat, ugly body.
[03:08:05]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:08:07]  All right.
[03:08:07]  First, I get this fucking idiot.
[03:08:09]  What the hell's his name?
[03:08:10]  Ishuku reviewer fan fucking trying to show fucking anime porn and I got this idiot by Train Lover 567.
[03:08:20]  We all know that it's gonna be at least a song of some sort and we're not gonna be any subjected to any of this degeneracy for Christ's sake.
[03:08:28]  All right.
[03:08:29]  Anyway, Train Lover 567 requested this and said, Sup Ghost, here's some 60s.
[03:08:35]  Cheers.
[03:08:36]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:08:36]  I need some 60s.
[03:08:38]  I need some 60s music up in here.
[03:08:40]  Let's see what we got.
[03:08:41]  All right.
[03:08:43]  Uh-oh.
[03:08:45]  Oh.
[03:08:47]  I can dig this.
[03:08:48]  Look at Train Lover.
[03:08:49]  I can dig this.
[03:08:50]  How about a little bit of Dino, baby?
[03:08:53]  Dean Martin.
[03:08:54]  Hold on.
[03:08:55]  What?
[03:08:55]  What?
[03:08:57]  Gray steel fire for furry.
[03:09:00]  I was kidding, dude.
[03:09:02]  I'm not.
[03:09:02]  Don't take it literal.
[03:09:04]  I was kidding.
[03:09:05]  All right.
[03:09:07]  Anyway, we got Dean Martin up in here.
[03:09:09]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[03:09:10]  Thank you, Train Lover 567.
[03:09:14]  Ain't that a kick in the head?
[03:09:17]  Yeah, Dino, baby.
[03:09:21]  The rat pack.
[03:09:22]  Hold on.
[03:09:23]  What now?
[03:09:24]  There was a baba fur suitor I know who was in need of a fursuit, so I gave them your email as reference.
[03:09:30]  I hope you don't mind, but they'll be sending you an email.
[03:09:32]  All right, go fuck off.
[03:09:34]  I'll give you one guy.
[03:09:37]  I kissed her and she kissed me.
[03:10:28]  American Democrats!
[03:10:30]  If you're a Democrat in America, you're anti-American scum.
[03:10:37]  Thank you, Train Lover.
[03:10:41]  WHAT NOW?!
[03:10:42]  This is a documentary showing the world how awful furries are ghosts, not in favor of them at all.
[03:10:47]  Alright, well, dude, you could've fooled me.
[03:10:50]  Nerf this.
[03:10:51]  All right.
[03:10:51]  You could have fooled me.
[03:10:53]  And I hate the internet historian, for Christ's sake.
[03:10:56]  I hope he gets cancer of a cock.
[03:10:58]  Anyway, play the rest of this Dean Martin.
[03:11:01]  Dean the head.
[03:11:02]  Yeah.
[03:11:07]  Play a little bit more of this Dean Martin.
[03:11:11]  Like this sailor said, quote, ain't that a hole in a horse?
[03:11:15]  It's a hole in a hole.
[03:11:18]  My head keeps spinning.
[03:11:21]  I go to sleep again.
[03:11:23]  Grinning.
[03:11:33]  And all of you people that are sitting here talking shit about boomers.
[03:11:37]  She's picked out a king side.
[03:11:38]  You don't know your ass from your elbow.
[03:11:40]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[03:11:45]  Woo!
[03:11:47]  Tell me quick.
[03:11:50]  Oh, ain't love a kick.
[03:11:54]  Ain't that okay quick?
[03:11:56]  In the...
[03:12:06]  I needed that.
[03:12:07]  Thank you, Train Lover 567, for requesting that.
[03:12:11]  That was definitely a well-needed palate cleanser from all the disgusting garbage that yours truly has been subjected to tonight.
[03:12:19]  I'm telling you right now, you motherfuckers will be lucky if I, after I'm done with these damn $20, $20, if I stay on and do anything.
[03:12:28]  Alright, I'm not even kidding around.
[03:12:29]  You fuckers will be lucky.
[03:12:32]  Listen to these crotch rockets.
[03:12:34]  Fuck you, crotch rocket cocks.
[03:12:37]  Fuck you.
[03:12:39]  Fucking crotch rocket motherfuckers.
[03:12:41]  I swear to God, one of these days, I'm going to go out there and I'm going to go out there with some piano chord.
[03:12:46]  And when these motherfuckers are going like fucking 80, 90 miles an hour, they're going to fucking triple that fucking chord and kablooey!
[03:12:54]  Their fucking carcass is going to go 90 fucking feet forward.
[03:12:59]  Anyway, look, let's just get to the next goddamn fucking $20, $20.
[03:13:03]  I'm not in a fucking good mood tonight, as you can see, alright?
[03:13:06]  I'm not in a good mood tonight.
[03:13:09]  Anyway, we got Noble Savage requesting this one and said, this song may be crass, but please have a laugh.
[03:13:17]  All right, I've
[03:14:41]  lost something.
[03:14:44]  That's sad.
[03:14:45]  Look at this.
[03:14:46]  I've lost listeners.
[03:14:47]  I was at about 610.
[03:14:50]  I'm down to 590 listeners because of you fucking people and this shit.
[03:14:56]  I got a shit kicking hick.
[03:14:58]  That's what I'm saying.
[03:15:01]  I don't even know why I try, dude.
[03:15:02]  That smell like piss.
[03:15:05]  Lay my head back in Twitter.
[03:15:11]  Sit on my face cause I ain't too picky around my mouth.
[03:15:16]  Looks good sticky and all.
[03:15:17]  Oh, God.
[03:15:22]  Sit on my face cause I ain't too picky.
[03:15:25]  I mean, I'm losing listeners because of this permurded shit.
[03:15:29]  Oh, God.
[03:15:36]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:15:37]  This is a four-minute fucking shit-kicking hick song.
[03:15:40]  Are you shitting me?
[03:15:41]  We gotta sit here for four minutes and listen to this bullshit.
[03:15:44]  You gotta eat that pussy, boy.
[03:15:52]  Good God.
[03:15:53]  Now.
[03:15:54]  It's time to clean up.
[03:15:56]  Don't made a mess.
[03:15:59]  What you doing Wednesday?
[03:16:02]  You got my address.
[03:16:04]  I mean, I don't even know what the same of the shit can hiccup.
[03:16:07]  Ain't doing shit.
[03:16:10]  You know where to find me.
[03:16:12]  You know where to sit.
[03:16:16]  Sit on my face because I ain't too picky around my mouth.
[03:16:22]  I mean, does he, this is all he says?
[03:16:24]  This is the whole fucking song.
[03:16:27]  Sit on my face and make it get sticky.
[03:16:29]  Picky and ride my mouth.
[03:16:31]  Looks get sticky and I wanna.
[03:16:33]  Jesus fucking disgusting, man.
[03:16:38]  sit on my face cause I ain't too picky to ride my mouth to get sticky and all in my face.
[03:16:49]  All right, I think we get the fucking point.
[03:16:53]  Let's get sticky and all in my mouth.
[03:16:54]  You You fucking scuff Hank Williams Jr.
[03:16:57]  You get the point!
[03:16:58]  I'll put your pussy on my face.
[03:17:01]  I love to taste.
[03:17:06]  Girl, sit on my face.
[03:17:09]  Jesus Christ.
[03:17:10]  Put your pussy on my face.
[03:17:12]  Seriously, stop donating to me, dude.
[03:17:14]  I'm done.
[03:17:15]  I'm done.
[03:17:15]  I'm done tonight.
[03:17:17]  I'm done tonight, man.
[03:17:23]  I don't care.
[03:17:28]  All right, thank you, you fucking dumb shit kicking heck, all right?
[03:17:32]  And I hope that you go down on some bitch with a yeast infection and are able to squeeze out a loaf of bread out of your fucking mouth, you sick fuck.
[03:17:40]  All right, who else do we got?
[03:17:42]  Oh, yeah, we got Fat Man 1945.
[03:17:45]  Sad Man 1945 says, Hey there, ghost.
[03:17:48]  Is the main this is the main theme to Hunt Showdown, an old West game you probably should check out, as well as other people.
[03:17:57]  Cheers!
[03:17:58]  All right, let's see what the hell this is.
[03:18:00]  Once again, Fat Man 1945 requested this one here.
[03:18:04]  So let's see what the hell this is here, all right?
[03:18:07]  I've never heard of this shit.
[03:18:08]  What is this?
[03:18:09]  Put the PC shot on Rise Up Dead Man, huh?
[03:18:15]  Anybody ever heard this shit?
[03:18:17]  Rise up dead man.
[03:18:21]  Some kind of wild, wild west shit.
[03:18:30]  Anybody heard this shit before?
[03:18:41]  Some people say they actually have this game and it's not bad.
[03:18:49]  Look, I'm not gonna make any judgment calls for another 30 seconds here.
[03:18:52]  Let's see what I do.
[03:19:06]  I've never heard this shit.
[03:19:18]  What the fuck?
[03:19:21]  I mean, people are actually bumping this shit in their car and shit.
[03:19:25]  Let the gunshots ring.
[03:19:30]  I mean, people are actually bumping this garbage in their car.
[03:19:33]  I don't even know what to say to this.
[03:19:46]  I mean, this is such a simple, slow-ass song.
[03:19:49]  I have no idea what the hell you want me to say about this stupid crap.
[03:19:54]  I mean, the broad that's singing, it sounds like she's about 30 years of fucking two packs of camels a day and washing it down with a bottle of gin.
[03:20:05]  Hills pay hello.
[03:20:09]  Let the gunshots ring.
[03:20:12]  Yeah, I don't like this, dude.
[03:20:13]  I'm sorry, Fat Man.
[03:20:16]  We can agree to disagree, Fat Man 1945.
[03:20:19]  I wouldn't bump this.
[03:20:21]  I wouldn't bump this.
[03:20:23]  This is a video game or some kind of a game Let the gunshots ring.
[03:20:42]  Looks like people agree with me in the chat room here.
[03:20:50]  Is that it?
[03:20:51]  Wow, that's.
[03:20:54]  I don't know if I'd bump that in my ride, dude.
[03:20:56]  You know what I mean?
[03:20:57]  Would you bump that in your ride?
[03:20:58]  Who would bump this in their ride?
[03:21:09]  All right.
[03:21:10]  Anyway, I think we're about done here.
[03:21:13]  Let's go ahead and get to the next $20, $20 bucker.
[03:21:17]  Thank you, Fat Man 1945.
[03:21:21]  Let's go ahead and get to the next one.
[03:21:23]  Looks like not too many people like that one there, but thank you anyway.
[03:21:26]  This next one was requested by my boy, Capitalist Chris.
[03:21:31]  What's up to Capitalist Chris out there, man?
[03:21:33]  Cheers to you.
[03:21:34]  And he said, play this shit.
[03:21:36]  So let's see what Capitalist Chris has requested here.
[03:21:40]  And, oh, no.
[03:21:42]  No, man.
[03:21:44]  Come on.
[03:21:45]  I thought we were boys, man.
[03:21:48]  I thought we were homies and shit.
[03:21:51]  Oh, Christ.
[03:21:52]  Everybody, viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
[03:21:56]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[03:21:58]  And once again, the only reason I'm playing this bullshit is because people are requesting it, okay?
[03:22:04]  People are requesting it.
[03:22:05]  And what are they requesting?
[03:22:07]  Capitalist Chris is requesting Ricardo fucking Milos.

=== Capitalist Chris Horse Shit (02:22) ===

[03:22:11]  Ricardo fucking Milos.
[03:22:15]  This disgusting Brazilian.
[03:22:17]  Oh, God.
[03:22:21]  Oh, God.
[03:22:24]  And we can barely hear this shit.
[03:22:26]  I mean, it's all the way up.
[03:22:27]  We can barely hear this crap.
[03:22:33]  Oh, God.
[03:22:46]  I mean, give me a break, dude.
[03:22:48]  Seriously, man.
[03:22:49]  Come on!
[03:22:56]  I mean, are you shitting me?
[03:23:02]  I mean, come on, man.
[03:23:04]  What is this supposed to prove, man?
[03:23:06]  Come on.
[03:23:18]  I mean this is fucking disgusting, dude.
[03:23:33]  What the fuck am I watching here?
[03:23:37]  WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING HERE?!
[03:23:40]  Oh cr- that's- That's the next thing we need, huh?
[03:23:57]  fucking loud nigra and look at all the ricardo milo stickers in the chat room huh Huh?
[03:24:11]  That'll tell you who takes it in the ass, huh?
[03:24:14]  And loves it.
[03:24:26]  Oh my god, good god, shit, no!
[03:24:28]  No shit.
[03:24:29]  Good God.
[03:24:31]  What the fuck did I just watch?

=== Wayne Shepard Dad Rock (14:31) ===

[03:24:33]  Hey, look, folks, sorry.
[03:24:35]  Y'all had to be subjected to that shit.
[03:24:37]  And here's this sick fan fuck fucker, man.
[03:24:40]  I leave to take a piss, come back, and you're watching a man in a family.
[03:24:44]  It's not my fault, asshole, all right?
[03:24:46]  I'm being subjected to this because people are paying $20.20, obligating me to watch this horse shit.
[03:24:55]  All right?
[03:24:56]  So don't come at me like I'm the fucking sick ass fucking homosexual pervert here because I am not.
[03:25:04]  It's you fucking sick ass trolls that are fanning your nuts to this homosexual bullshit, man.
[03:25:10]  Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking pause holes.
[03:25:13]  All right, look, let's get to the next one here.
[03:25:16]  We're almost done.
[03:25:17]  All right, let's get to the next one.
[03:25:18]  Rock Smith Dude requested this.
[03:25:20]  And look, look, I like this guy.
[03:25:23]  Rock Smith Dude always requests a Rock Smith type of a fucking video and I like it.
[03:25:29]  So let's hear what Rocksmith Dude has requested.
[03:25:31]  He said, song is blue on black enjoy.
[03:25:35]  So let's see what Rock Smith Dude has requested here.
[03:25:40]  Here it is.
[03:25:40]  Kenny Wayne Shepard, blue on black.
[03:25:43]  Let's go ahead and take a listen to this.
[03:25:45]  This must be a little bluesy here if it's Kenny Wayne Shepard.
[03:25:49]  All right, once again, Rock Smith Dude requested this.
[03:25:51]  Let's hear it.
[03:25:53]  Let's hear it, baby.
[03:25:58]  Let's hear it, baby.
[03:26:04]  All right, little Kelly Wayne Shepard, baby.
[03:26:12]  Yeah, this is a little bit better than that damn sit-on-my-face song bullshit we were listening to a little while ago.
[03:26:17]  Am I right?
[03:26:18]  Or am I right?
[03:26:19]  It's bad, baby.
[03:26:40]  I'm telling you, you got that southern sound, little bloozy sound there.
[03:26:45]  Kenny Wayne Shepherd, and fuck all of you people saying dad rock and all that bullshit.
[03:26:50]  Go shove it up your goddamn clogged up pooper.
[03:26:53]  Not bad.
[03:27:03]  I'm bad if I don't say so myself.
[03:27:15]  Dude, shut up with the dad rock shit.
[03:27:26]  Anybody who puts dad rock in the chat room takes it in the ass.
[03:27:51]  Shad room!
[03:27:52]  Shut the fuck up, man.
[03:27:54]  Oh, God, man.
[03:27:56]  You're fucking lucky.
[03:27:57]  You're on a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
[03:28:01]  By God, you're lucky.
[03:28:07]  My God, you're lucky, boy.
[03:28:14]  You goddamn son of a bitch.
[03:28:29]  I'm telling you, you know what?
[03:28:30]  You motherfuckers in the chat room that are just shut up.
[03:28:33]  And Tom Hanks didn't die.
[03:28:35]  Shut up.
[03:28:38]  I'm tired of you fucking idiots thinking that you can fucking just post whatever you want and think that I'm going to fucking believe it.
[03:28:44]  Sit there and shut up!
[03:29:18]  Yeah, listen to that damn bluesy solo by Kenny Wayne Shepard, boy.
[03:29:23]  You wouldn't know nothing about that because you're all a bunch of Billy Elyse listening motherfuckers.
[03:29:34]  You wouldn't know nothing about that, now would you, boy?
[03:29:40]  You want to listen to that dirty bitch, Billie Eilish.
[03:29:44]  Hold on, pause this.
[03:30:07]  What the fuck do you want?
[03:30:10]  Olive Yakslov.
[03:30:12]  What up, dude?
[03:30:13]  Blue on black is a banger.
[03:30:14]  Trolls can't keep it up.
[03:30:17]  Excuse me.
[03:30:18]  Trolls can take it up the ass.
[03:30:19]  Excuse me.
[03:30:20]  GX Ghost, always a pleasure to see you live.
[03:30:24]  Keep on trucking, dude.
[03:30:26]  I'm sorry.
[03:30:26]  I'm a little flustered here because these goddamn pieces of shit in the chat room talking garbage to me for fuck's sake.
[03:30:34]  Let's listen to the last part of it, for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:30:37]  Let's listen to the last part of it.
[03:30:42]  Cheers to all of Yak Slav.
[03:30:44]  We're almost done here.
[03:31:06]  I want to say cheers to everybody in here who's listening, baby, all right?
[03:31:12]  Hey, look, I know we got a lot of fucking people in this chat room talking malarkey, but I guarantee you, if this was real life, they'd be in a corner shutting their fucking mouths.
[03:31:21]  I guarantee goddamn to you, boy.
[03:31:23]  I guarantee goddamn to you.
[03:31:30]  I guarantee it.
[03:31:38]  And shut up, Tim!
[03:31:40]  Tom Hanks didn't die.
[03:31:42]  Shut up.
[03:31:44]  Jesus Christ, you fucking people in the chat.
[03:31:48]  Anyway, thank you, Rock Smith, dude.
[03:31:50]  I really needed that.
[03:31:51]  Unfortunately, we got a bunch of fucking milky liquors in the chat room talking a bunch of malarkey thinking that they're going to dissuade my show in some regard.
[03:32:00]  And I really don't fucking appreciate it.
[03:32:02]  All right.
[03:32:03]  So anyway, let me continue going here because I want to hurry up and get through with this.
[03:32:08]  I'm tired of you people.
[03:32:10]  I'm not even joking.
[03:32:11]  I want now, 15 and a half.
[03:32:14]  So, you won't play the anime, which had the tits covered up and censored, but you'll play the gay muscle head in a thong.
[03:32:20]  This proves ghosts.
[03:32:22]  Bullshit!
[03:32:23]  Bullshit!
[03:32:25]  You were seeing bare, fucking stupid anime tits, and I wasn't going to show that, alright?
[03:32:31]  I'm not showing that shit.
[03:32:33]  Fucking baggy.
[03:32:34]  Just sit there and shut up and fucking fan your nuts, all right?
[03:32:38]  Just shut the fuck up.
[03:32:40]  Jesus Christ, who the fuck's next?
[03:32:42]  All right, look, nobody donate anymore.
[03:32:44]  I'm done with you people, all right?
[03:32:46]  Nobody donate anymore.
[03:32:48]  I'm fucking done with you people.
[03:32:50]  And shut up.
[03:32:51]  Tom Hanks is not dead.
[03:32:54]  And if he was, so what?
[03:32:56]  Big fucking deal.
[03:32:57]  All right.
[03:32:57]  One less fucking Hollywood pedophile.
[03:33:00]  Big fucking deal.
[03:33:01]  All right.
[03:33:02]  Who's next?
[03:33:03]  All right.
[03:33:03]  Alleged pedophile.
[03:33:04]  Excuse me.
[03:33:05]  Anyway, let's get to the fucking vibrator.
[03:33:08]  Back again, motherfucker.
[03:33:09]  What the hell are you talking about?
[03:33:13]  I mean, why do y'all do this shit, dude?
[03:33:15]  I mean, I mean, seriously, why the fuck do you do this shit?
[03:33:18]  Anyway, go ahead and put on the PC shot engineer.
[03:33:21]  This is the fucking vibrator.
[03:33:24]  Here it is.
[03:33:25]  Jesus Christ.
[03:33:29]  What the fuck?
[03:33:35]  You made a song out of the vibrator?
[03:33:37]  You made a song out of the vibrator?
[03:33:46]  Good.
[03:33:47]  Oh my God!
[03:33:58]  I mean, you guys are cooksters, you know that?
[03:34:00]  All of you fucking trolls are a bunch of fucked up fucking idiot goddamn coop.
[03:34:06]  I don't even know what to say.
[03:34:07]  I'm fucking tired, dude.
[03:34:09]  I'm fucking tired that I have to put up with this fucking garbage.
[03:34:13]  I'm tired of this bullshit.
[03:34:20]  How long is this?
[03:34:21]  I mean, for fuck's sake.
[03:34:23]  Good God, we're almost done.
[03:34:25]  Good God, shut up in the chat, dude.
[03:34:28]  You're making me sick.
[03:34:30]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:34:34]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:34:37]  For fuck's sake, man.
[03:34:39]  Real funny.
[03:34:39]  Yeah, the vibrator.
[03:34:45]  Who the fuck else is?
[03:34:46]  Oh, yeah, George Christiek.
[03:34:47]  Is this that fucking Scuff Transformers animation that you always donate there, George Christick?
[03:34:54]  Huh?
[03:34:54]  Is that it?
[03:34:56]  That was one kick-ass cartoon.
[03:34:58]  Here's another one that shows what the cart or what the chat room is like when this kick-ass cartoon is played on the broadcast.
[03:35:06]  All right, look, let me tell you something.
[03:35:08]  This better not be the scuff damn Transformers fucking cartoon that you keep fucking donating and pissing me off.
[03:35:14]  All right, what else?
[03:35:16]  Of course it is.
[03:35:17]  Of course it is.
[03:35:19]  Why wouldn't I think it is?
[03:35:21]  All right, once again, George Christic with this scuff Transformer shit.
[03:35:28]  Oh, God.
[03:35:32]  This fucking cartoon's stupid.
[03:35:36]  I mean, this fat fuck controls this Transformer car.
[03:35:41]  This fat fucking incel.
[03:35:43]  All right, stop.
[03:35:50]  What?
[03:35:50]  What?
[03:35:51]  What now?
[03:35:53]  Press F for Tom.
[03:35:54]  Hey, fuck Tom Hanks, all right?
[03:35:55]  And fuck his stupid wannabe black son.
[03:36:00]  You call this protection?
[03:36:02]  They want a mosh pit.
[03:36:04]  This is scuffed transformers man and look there's actually jackasses in the chat room there like I actually like this cartoon Yeah Yeah.
[03:36:23]  Fucking morons.
[03:36:28]  You goddamn idiots.
[03:36:31]  And you wonder why I want to get the fuck out of here, ASAP, huh?
[03:36:35]  AND YOU WONDER WHY!
[03:36:43]  Look at those Scuf Transformers, dude.
[03:36:45]  Come on!
[03:36:54]  All right.
[03:36:55]  Yeah, that's great.
[03:36:56]  And of course, there has to be a black kid sucking on a goddamn soda fountain water at the end, right?
[03:37:02]  Anyway, I got to keep it culturally enriched, right?
[03:37:05]  Anyway, thanks for nothing there, George Christic.
[03:37:08]  I hate that fucking cartoon.
[03:37:09]  Stop donating to my fucking show with that shit.
[03:37:12]  I'm not even joking.
[03:37:14]  All right, look, I need a beer for Christ's sake.
[03:37:17]  You people keep piling up these motherfuckers on me for Christ's sake.
[03:37:20]  The only way I can continue on with this fucking show.
[03:37:24]  What?
[03:37:25]  Spam RG for Radio Graffiti.
[03:37:28]  Everybody in chat.
[03:37:29]  Look, shut the fuck up.
[03:37:31]  All right.
[03:37:32]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:37:33]  You'll be lucky if I even consider it, you dicks.
[03:37:37]  All right, I need some fucking beer.
[03:37:39]  You know what time?
[03:37:39]  Everybody in here knows what time it is, right?
[03:37:42]  It's time for more beer, you fucking stupid fucking idiots.
[03:37:50]  I need some more fucking beer, man.
[03:37:52]  I'm sorry.
[03:37:52]  I know.
[03:37:53]  Look, I'm going to genuinely try to make a concerted effort here in the next week or two weeks or so to try to stop drinking beer altogether.
[03:38:01]  But by God, by God, you fucking people listen to this show, man.
[03:38:06]  Could you fucking do this shit sober?
[03:38:09]  And if you did, you got a fucking couple of screws loose.
[03:38:12]  I can tell you that right goddamn now.
[03:38:16]  So anyway, I'm going to drink some beer here.
[03:38:19]  And of course, and of course, I want to let everybody know it's Stella Artos, baby.
[03:38:24]  Oh, yeah.
[03:38:26]  I got me some Stella Artos because once again, they still got it on special, baby.
[03:38:32]  They still got it on special.
[03:38:33]  And by the way, I've got me about four or five different scotches in the box that I bought today.
[03:38:39]  I think I'm going to break out of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
[03:38:50]  All right, let me go ahead and do that now.
[03:38:53]  Let me do that now.
[03:38:54]  Everybody in the chat room, just sit there and shut up and let me do me for a couple of minutes.
[03:38:58]  All right?
[03:38:59]  All right, let me do me for a couple of minutes.
[03:39:02]  I've got a couple of $20, 20 buckers, okay?

=== Ghost Autograph Demands (15:33) ===

[03:39:05]  And we're going to finish them off and we're going to finish them off here in just a fucking second, okay?
[03:39:10]  So everybody just shut up.
[03:39:12]  Everybody just calm the fuck down and let me do me for a little bit here, all right?
[03:39:17]  Where's my shot glass?
[03:39:20]  All right.
[03:39:20]  Got a shot glass here and take a look at this.
[03:39:23]  Look at this.
[03:39:24]  Brand new box, baby.
[03:39:27]  Oh, shit.
[03:39:29]  A brand new box of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
[03:39:36]  Oh, yeah.
[03:39:40]  Here, put this box over there.
[03:39:42]  This box over there.
[03:39:44]  All right.
[03:39:45]  This is the good shit, too, baby.
[03:39:47]  I can't wait.
[03:39:47]  Let me break.
[03:39:48]  Let me bust the cap on this motherfucker.
[03:39:51]  Johnny Walker, a balloon label.
[03:39:55]  Oh, yeah.
[03:39:59]  All right.
[03:40:00]  Let me pop the cork on this son of a bitch.
[03:40:02]  Oh, that's right.
[03:40:06]  Let me smell that cork.
[03:40:10]  Smells beautiful.
[03:40:11]  Beautiful Johnny Walker, baby.
[03:40:13]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:40:15]  Once again, you know what Ghost is doing.
[03:40:17]  Johnny Walker Blue Abel.
[03:40:22]  Oh, yeah.
[03:40:27]  I'll drink to that.
[03:40:30]  Here, put a shot in there.
[03:40:33]  Oh, whoa.
[03:40:36]  Whoa.
[03:40:37]  We got an only use-me blade shot going on, baby.
[03:40:40]  But you know what?
[03:40:41]  I can do that.
[03:40:42]  All right.
[03:40:45]  Put the cork back on and put it with the other fucking bottles right here next to the damn.
[03:40:50]  I'm right next to my damn workstation here.
[03:40:55]  I'm sorry.
[03:40:56]  I know all of you folks that have been pulling for me and have been saying, ghost, you need to stop drinking.
[03:41:01]  The fuck was that?
[03:41:03]  The fucking...
[03:41:04]  How the fuck...
[03:41:06]  Did y'all hear that, folks?
[03:41:08]  The fucking beer can just fell off the desk and it moved on its own.
[03:41:12]  How the fuck did that happen?
[03:41:15]  How the fuck did that happen?
[03:41:18]  Fucking shit moved on its own, for Christ's sake.
[03:41:21]  And by the way, the house that I'm living in, I bought it for cheap because it's a murder-suicide house.
[03:41:29]  Yeah, Jane Walker blue label.
[03:41:30]  You'll fuck yourself, all right?
[03:41:32]  Anyway, the house that I lived in is a murder-suicide house and I got it for cheap.
[03:41:37]  And I'm actually broadcasting in the room in which the supposed murder-suicide happened.
[03:41:42]  So maybe that has something to do with it.
[03:41:45]  I don't give a shit.
[03:41:46]  I don't believe.
[03:41:47]  My God doesn't give a shit about stuff like that.
[03:41:49]  So anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
[03:41:53]  I'm talking to my true fans.
[03:41:55]  I'm giving myself, hold on.
[03:41:57]  Let me nose it for a second.
[03:41:59]  Let me nose it.
[03:42:02]  Yeah, that's good.
[03:42:03]  Hold on.
[03:42:05]  Man, that blended malt scotch of Johnny Walker blue label.
[03:42:08]  I'm telling you that right damn now.
[03:42:10]  Anyway, cheers to all my true fans that are out there listening to this broadcast.
[03:42:17]  I come here and I give you my fucking heart and soul because of you.
[03:42:23]  Cheers.
[03:42:24]  This Johnny Walker blue label is for you.
[03:42:29]  Yeah.
[03:42:31]  Yeah, that's good All right Hold on.
[03:42:42]  Before I move on to the next video, I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to open up the chest here because I'm looking and I'm seeing that I've already been on for three hours and 42 minutes.
[03:42:54]  And I've got to reward everybody who's been listening to me for this long here.
[03:42:58]  So without any further ado, we've got 1,200 lemons in the damn treasure chest.
[03:43:06]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to open up the treasure chest right now.
[03:43:12]  All right, hold on.
[03:43:13]  Let me take a drink of beer.
[03:43:14]  Hold on.
[03:43:18]  Ah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[03:43:21]  All right.
[03:43:22]  I'm going to.
[03:43:23]  Wait, wait, wait a minute.
[03:43:23]  I'm about to open up the treasure chest and you're donating lemons.
[03:43:27]  What?
[03:43:27]  That's real?
[03:43:29]  I should play Dark Souls.
[03:43:32]  Let me tell you, I've been trying to play video games.
[03:43:34]  I just don't dig them, dude.
[03:43:36]  I mean, every time I play a video game, even if I'm doing somewhat good on it, I feel like I'm wasting my fucking life and I'm wasting my time.
[03:43:44]  I get no gratification whatsoever from fucking, you know, playing video games.
[03:43:50]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:43:51]  I get no gratification from it at all.
[03:43:55]  At fucking all.
[03:43:56]  So I try.
[03:43:57]  I fucking try.
[03:44:00]  Oh, God.
[03:44:03]  I sure as hell didn't need that belch.
[03:44:06]  Oh, my God.
[03:44:07]  Anyway, and listen, don't tell me to hurry up and open it.
[03:44:12]  Oh, great.
[03:44:12]  Here's Derwicking.
[03:44:14]  Here's Derwicking.
[03:44:16]  Here's some thrash for you, ghost.
[03:44:18]  Hail the 80s, 1480-8.
[03:44:21]  These guys are actually new thrash, and I have to say I'm impressed.
[03:44:26]  This is one to drink to.
[03:44:28]  All right.
[03:44:28]  Well, Derwicking, I'll trust you, man, because I've been listening to that one bathory song.
[03:44:34]  Death from above!
[03:44:38]  Death from above!
[03:44:42]  So I hear you on that one, man.
[03:44:45]  All right, let's go ahead and open up the damn treasure chest here in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[03:44:56]  Let's distribute them.
[03:44:58]  1,300 lemons being distributed to everybody right now.
[03:45:03]  Post in the chat room how many you got, and I will tell you who are the top folks that got the lemons here, okay?
[03:45:09]  And once again, to get more lemons, you got to stay here listening to the show, and you got to be interactive in the chat.
[03:45:17]  You got to be interactive in the chat and stay here listening.
[03:45:21]  Don't go anywhere and come back every now and then.
[03:45:23]  You ain't getting shit doing that.
[03:45:26]  So let's go ahead and see who got some lemons.
[03:45:29]  1,300 lemons.
[03:45:30]  Here we go.
[03:45:31]  Look who it is.
[03:45:32]  Gears fan for the world with 144 lemons.
[03:45:37]  Aura Aura with 83.2 lemons.
[03:45:40]  Wolf Revenge with 60.4 lemons.
[03:45:43]  Venom Snake with 48.2 lemons.
[03:45:47]  Anti-liberal leaf with 40.5 lemons for Christ's sake.
[03:45:53]  All right.
[03:45:54]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:45:56]  So here it is.
[03:45:57]  There it is.
[03:45:58]  Everybody who got lucky with some lemons.
[03:46:01]  And by the way, you can cash out once you get about 4,500 lemons from what I understand.
[03:46:06]  So that's pretty good.
[03:46:08]  And anyway, let me see.
[03:46:09]  Do I still have my?
[03:46:10]  Yeah, I still have.
[03:46:11]  I could still add more.
[03:46:12]  I could still add more.
[03:46:13]  So you know what I'm going to do?
[03:46:15]  I'm going to add another thousand lemons.
[03:46:20]  I'm going to add another thousand lemons.
[03:46:22]  There it is right there.
[03:46:23]  I just added another thousand lemons to the treasure chest in hopes of having people listen and interact with the chat room and stay here with us.
[03:46:33]  All right.
[03:46:34]  Stay here with us for Christ's sake.
[03:46:36]  Don't be hopping around, baby.
[03:46:38]  The whole reason why these guys that usually get the top, get the top lemons is because they stay in here.
[03:46:45]  They don't go anywhere.
[03:46:46]  And they always interact in the chat.
[03:46:49]  Okay.
[03:46:50]  So I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
[03:46:52]  And here it is.
[03:46:53]  Another thousand lemon in the treasure chest rewarding everybody that's out there who's listening.
[03:46:59]  And hey, fuck you, aesthetic.
[03:47:01]  I already opened up the chest.
[03:47:02]  You're going to have to wait for the next one.
[03:47:04]  All right.
[03:47:05]  All right.
[03:47:06]  Who else do we got here?
[03:47:07]  Let me get to the fucking.
[03:47:09]  And what is this?
[03:47:09]  Gears fan for the world.
[03:47:11]  You tell him, Ghost, GX, baby.
[03:47:13]  Thank you for the diamond.
[03:47:14]  Suck duck for quack.
[03:47:16]  100 lemons, Biach.
[03:47:19]  So cheers to you guys that are out there that got that.
[03:47:21]  Let's continue on with the $20.20 buckers up in here.
[03:47:25]  This next $20.20 bucker was requested by MAGA Brony.
[03:47:31]  MAGA Brony.
[03:47:32]  And he goes, so you never sold Perny merch.
[03:47:35]  Uh-uh, Ghost.
[03:47:36]  I never sold Pony merch, dude.
[03:47:38]  Shut up.
[03:47:39]  All right.
[03:47:40]  Fucking MAGA Brony requested this.
[03:47:43]  Oh, you fucking son of a bitch.
[03:47:47]  You goddamn motherfuckers, man.
[03:47:51]  You goddamn motherfuckers, for Christ's sake.
[03:47:55]  Look, I'm just play.
[03:47:57]  I can't deal with this fucking shit.
[03:47:59]  With this fucking pony merch.
[03:48:00]  Fucking bullshit again, Tango!
[03:48:03]  I was supposed to develop some level of pony merch today, and I have, but, you know, I've gotten, I don't know, I don't know whether I've gotten worse feedback not to do it or worse feedback to do it.
[03:48:22]  I've gotten a lot of demand to do it, and yet I've gotten a lot of demand not to do it.
[03:48:28]  Now, as I stated yesterday, if I'm going to.
[03:48:32]  All of you in the chat room, shut the fuck up!
[03:48:35]  I'm going to make sure I'm going to turn all these damn bronies into some level of capitalist.
[03:48:41]  All right, I want to turn these damn bronies into some level of capitalist to some capacity.
[03:48:47]  So when I was developing this pony merch, that's what I thought about.
[03:48:54]  And we're going to unveil the pony merch right before Radio Graffiti.
[03:48:59]  So I, you know, for those folks that are kind of like cringing at this whole nonsense, my apologies, but a deal's a deal's a deal's a deal.
[03:49:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:49:09]  I mean, there were at least a good, at least a good five or six people that bought five to ten Mrs. Ghost autographs with the intention of trying to get pony merch as a possibility for the merchandise of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[03:49:29]  So, I mean, with that being said, some of these bronies actually put their money where their mouth is.
[03:49:35]  And I am a capitalist, and I am a man of my word.
[03:49:38]  I do appreciate demands, and I'd like to suffice demands.
[03:49:43]  So, that's what I'll be doing here later.
[03:49:45]  And we're going to go ahead and we're going to announce that later on in the broadcast.
[03:49:50]  We have taken down Mrs. Ghost autographs.
[03:49:52]  Dude, shut up.
[03:49:52]  Everybody, shut up.
[03:49:53]  Don't call me a sellout.
[03:49:55]  Pause this shit.
[03:49:56]  Look, why do y'all got to bring up old shit, dude?
[03:49:59]  You see, man, fuck all of you.
[03:50:01]  You fucking people are just bringing up old shit, man.
[03:50:04]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:50:06]  We're going to mail those out, if not tomorrow Friday.
[03:50:10]  Mrs. Ghost is, you know, shut up in the chat room, man.
[03:50:14]  I've got to make some capitalism or death ghost autographs for the people that purchased five or more.
[03:50:22]  So give us some time.
[03:50:23]  Friday should be the time that they're sent out.
[03:50:25]  They should be to you.
[03:50:26]  Should be there to you by next week to some capacity.
[03:50:29]  If you're in the international community, it may be a little longer.
[03:50:33]  Yeah, we want brony merch.
[03:50:34]  Okay, great.
[03:50:35]  Yeah, okay, that's great.
[03:50:36]  Scalp, scalp pony merch on eBay.
[03:50:40]  Let me tell you something.
[03:50:41]  Whatever I release as it pertains to pony merch, it's probably going to be the most sought-after artifact.
[03:50:48]  Hold on, what?
[03:50:49]  What?
[03:50:51]  What?
[03:50:53]  Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[03:50:55]  What the hell, the Red Eyes Black Dragon?
[03:50:57]  Yeah, I lost so much respect for you, ghosts.
[03:50:59]  I can't believe you catered to these sigma.
[03:51:02]  Dude, that was.
[03:51:05]  You fucking piece of crap, dude.
[03:51:07]  Seriously, you fucking pieces of fucking dog shit crap.
[03:51:12]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[03:51:14]  I mean.
[03:51:17]  Dude, everybody just shut up and leave me alone.
[03:51:20]  All right.
[03:51:20]  Everybody just shut up.
[03:51:21]  Y'all the ones that are bringing up old shit.
[03:51:24]  Y'all are the ones that are bringing up old shit for Christ's sake.
[03:51:28]  So fuck you.
[03:51:32]  Look at all these people.
[03:51:33]  Yeah, you're a sellout goes.
[03:51:37]  Fuck off, dude.
[03:51:38]  Seriously, all of you just fuck the fuck off.
[03:51:42]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:51:46]  Look, after I'm done with these, I'm getting the fuck off here.
[03:51:49]  No radio graffiti.
[03:51:50]  You all can go suck my fucking severed left nut.
[03:51:52]  How do you like that shit?
[03:51:54]  Fucking piece of fucking garbage.
[03:51:56]  Play the rest of this fucking stupid fucking old shit.
[03:52:00]  This is old shit.
[03:52:02]  What?
[03:52:04]  George, wow, I lost respect.
[03:52:05]  Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
[03:52:08]  Fuck all of you assholes.
[03:52:11]  Fuck all what?
[03:52:12]  What is it?
[03:52:14]  You fags don't know the backstory.
[03:52:16]  Ghost gave the bronies an impossible challenge to shut them up about pony merch, but the bronies cheated in order to force ghosts hand.
[03:52:23]  Despite this, Ghost still kept to his word and sold two items.
[03:52:28]  Yeah, well, you know, thank you, the old fag, for bringing this up because many of these people have short, fucking relaxed brains.
[03:52:40]  You know what I mean?
[03:52:41]  And by the way, Susie, what are you talking about?
[03:52:44]  I skipped your donut.
[03:52:45]  I didn't skip anybody's donut.
[03:52:46]  What are you talking about?
[03:52:48]  What was your name, Susie?
[03:52:50]  Because there sure ain't no Susie coming up.
[03:52:52]  Play a little bit more of this stupid shit.
[03:52:54]  I'm willing to pay any price to get it.
[03:52:58]  Anyway, folks, now that we're breaking down here, before I get to Radio Graffiti, I know that I made a deal with folks.
[03:53:09]  I made a deal with folks out there that we sold so many of Mrs. Ghost autographs that I would make some freaking pony merchandise or something of that capacity.
[03:53:20]  And for you folks that are unaware, I've got a lot of the contingent of bronies.
[03:53:25]  And for you folks that are unaware of what bronies are, these are oh my god, these are individuals, all right, that are mostly, if not late teens, going into their 30s age range, for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:53:42]  All right, I think that's it.
[03:53:43]  I think you all get the fucking point.
[03:53:46]  I think that you all get the fucking point, all right?
[03:53:49]  And look at this Chandler with a diamond brony sellout.
[03:53:52]  When I thought about doing brony sellout, because look, folks, I got a lot of freaking brony.
[03:53:57]  Oh, my God.
[03:54:01]  Susie, you're lying your ass off, dude.
[03:54:04]  Tell me the name you donated under, or you're fucking lying.
[03:54:07]  Shut up.
[03:54:08]  I have not skipped one fucking $20, $20, you fucking liar.
[03:54:14]  Any brony out there who purchases this product here.
[03:54:19]  All right, I'm done with this.
[03:54:21]  All right.
[03:54:22]  All of you fucking people, just shut the fuck up, man.
[03:54:25]  I'm done, dude.
[03:54:27]  All right.
[03:54:27]  I'm fucking, I'm done.
[03:54:29]  What?
[03:54:29]  What?
[03:54:30]  Umbrella Corporation, you lost 60 listeners for being a fucking sellout.
[03:54:35]  Yeah, fuck you, all right?
[03:54:37]  Fuck you.
[03:54:37]  I don't really give a shit.

=== Calm Old Man Requests (06:21) ===

[03:54:39]  All right?
[03:54:40]  You all can eat my dick up till you fucking hiccup if you don't like this shit, you fucking sorry sacks of trash.
[03:54:46]  All right?
[03:54:48]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:54:52]  Who's next?
[03:54:53]  Calm down, old man, all right?
[03:54:56]  Calm down, old man, requested this one here.
[03:55:00]  All right, let's see what the hell calm down, old man, requested.
[03:55:03]  What is this?
[03:55:04]  What the fuck is this?
[03:55:05]  Calm down, old man.
[03:55:06]  What the fuck is this crap?
[03:55:09]  A comedy legend.
[03:55:11]  Calm down, old man, says.
[03:55:14]  All right?
[03:55:15]  Let me see.
[03:55:16]  Name the fucking...
[03:55:18]  Shut up and name your fucking...
[03:55:20]  What your name was that you donated or I'm kicking you out of here.
[03:55:24]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:55:26]  I'm kicking your fucking ass out of here.
[03:55:29]  Anyway, calm down, old man.
[03:55:31]  Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:55:34]  You motherfuckers, dude.
[03:55:35]  Do we really have to, do we really have to fucking listen to this?
[03:55:38]  Huh?
[03:55:39]  I mean, is this necessary?
[03:55:40]  Calm down, old man.
[03:55:42]  Are you fucking shitting me for Christ's sake?
[03:55:46]  Anyway, here it is, folks.
[03:55:47]  And what is this Gears fan for the world?
[03:55:49]  Get him out of here.
[03:55:50]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:55:52]  Anyway, calm down old man requested Robin Williams alcoholism.
[03:55:59]  Huh?
[03:56:00]  How quaint?
[03:56:02]  How fucking quaint?
[03:56:05]  Another drug they don't tell you is a drug.
[03:56:07]  It's a class four narcotic, alcohol.
[03:56:09]  And the only warning they have on a bottle of alcohol is don't drink this if you're pregnant.
[03:56:12]  Bullshit, that's how you got pregnant.
[03:56:13]  Number one.
[03:56:17]  And alcohol is especially dangerous for people like myself, alcoholics.
[03:56:21]  Or you can say ethanol challenge, whatever you want to call it.
[03:56:24]  And people are going to know, Robin, how do I know if I'm an alcoholic?
[03:56:27]  Well, as one, let me give you some warning signs.
[03:56:30]  Number one, after a night of heavy drinking, you wake up fully clothed going, hey, somebody's shit in my pants.
[03:56:37]  Give me a break.
[03:56:43]  Number two, you have a couple of cocktails, you find yourself on the freeway going, what are these fuckers doing going the wrong way?
[03:56:50]  Number two.
[03:56:52]  I mean, come on.
[03:56:53]  Number three, you get drunk, you go out for Indian food, you wake up in Bombay with a camel licking your balls.
[03:57:00]  You know, pause this.
[03:57:01]  Look, I know that Robin Williams killed himself, but maybe he killed himself because he wasn't funny, okay?
[03:57:07]  He lost the muse of comedy, okay?
[03:57:10]  He wasn't funny after he had to stop doing cocaine because of his heart problem.
[03:57:15]  Let's all be realistic about this.
[03:57:17]  Am I right?
[03:57:18]  Am I right or am I right?
[03:57:20]  Or am I right?
[03:57:21]  You are an alcoholic.
[03:57:23]  And some people say, Robin, I'm a functioning alcoholic.
[03:57:26]  Which is, you can be one.
[03:57:27]  It's like being a paraplegic lab dancer.
[03:57:29]  You can do it.
[03:57:31]  Just not as well as the others, really.
[03:57:36]  And they say alcoholism is peer pressure.
[03:57:38]  Bullshit.
[03:57:38]  Peer pressure for an alcoholic is, come here.
[03:57:41]  I mean, this is not funny.
[03:57:43]  This is try-hard shit.
[03:57:45]  This is try-hard.
[03:57:48]  We're the ones coming on a shoot number five on a fifth of vodka, like, wah, looking for a woman who's going, ew, you're the one.
[03:57:54]  Yeah!
[03:57:56]  And we're moody little motherfuckers, too, because we'll be like, goddammit, man.
[03:58:00]  I love you.
[03:58:01]  I'll fucking kill you.
[03:58:03]  Step outside.
[03:58:04]  I mean, this is comedy.
[03:58:05]  God damn it.
[03:58:06]  Hey, look at this.
[03:58:08]  If I ever got on the air and I'm not funny and I'm just some babbling fucking old piece of shit like this, I'd be fucking hanging around too, you know?
[03:58:17]  I'd be hanging around this town on the corner.
[03:58:22]  I'll be hanging around this old town for way, way, way, way too long.
[03:58:35]  And we see nothing wrong with that.
[03:58:39]  We've got backup.
[03:58:40]  If that doesn't work, you'll go, hey, sit in my face, I'll guess you wait.
[03:58:42]  Ha ha!
[03:58:44]  Yeah!
[03:58:46]  Jesus Christ, this is horrible.
[03:58:48]  If you take an alcoholic home for the night, oh, good luck.
[03:58:51]  You're in for a fun evening.
[03:58:52]  It's like playing pool with a rope.
[03:58:53]  Good fucking luck.
[03:58:55]  This is horrible.
[03:58:55]  You'll be like, I love you.
[03:58:58]  I love you.
[03:58:59]  How long is this shit?
[03:59:01]  How long is this?
[03:59:03]  Jesus Christ, longer than this guy's new.
[03:59:05]  Summi, come on!
[03:59:09]  Oh, my God.
[03:59:10]  Well, at least I get a sweater.
[03:59:11]  Cool, fuck it.
[03:59:13]  Because you see, as an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
[03:59:18]  You will do shit that even the devil would go, dude.
[03:59:23]  And there's a voice that tells alcoholics we can drink.
[03:59:26]  It's the same voice you hear if you can go up to the top of a very large building and you look over the side.
[03:59:31]  There's a little voice that goes, jump.
[03:59:34]  Jesus Christ.
[03:59:36]  Jesus.
[03:59:37]  Even though you're alcoholic.
[03:59:40]  And if you ever thought about jumping off a tall building.
[03:59:42]  I mean, this is so not funny.
[03:59:44]  These are pity laughs.
[03:59:45]  It's sad.
[03:59:46]  He said this.
[03:59:46]  He said, halfway down, I thought it was a bad idea.
[03:59:51]  Another thing you don't want to do while really drunk is get a tattoo.
[03:59:54]  I did.
[03:59:55]  I got really loaded.
[03:59:55]  I got a tattoo in Mandarin that says happiness and laughter right here.
[03:59:59]  I think it says that.
[04:00:00]  I've never had a Chinese person that close to my balls going, that's what it says.
[04:00:04]  Jesus Christ.
[04:00:05]  All right, dude.
[04:00:06]  How long is this?
[04:00:07]  I mean, can we hurry up?
[04:00:08]  I'm losing listeners here.
[04:00:11]  I'm losing listeners for fuck's sake.
[04:00:13]  He went out and got drunk again and got a tattoo in Hindu that was supposed to say dawn of enlightenment.
[04:00:17]  And a Hindu friend said, No, it says deliveries on Tuesday.
[04:00:20]  Man, you should have got a tattoo that said slipknot who delivers on Tuesday for the rest of his life.
[04:00:25]  And girls, if you want to get that lovely tattoo of the sunrise rising out of your ass crack, gorgeous when you're 20, but when you're 50, it's an octopus chasing a fucking starfish.
[04:00:34]  Hey, uh, PP, what is this?
[04:00:36]  Uh, PP poo-poo?
[04:00:38]  Ha ha, just donated a diamond saying this comedy is aggressively mediocre.
[04:00:43]  No shit.
[04:00:44]  And if they made a drug that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go, what happens if you take two?
[04:00:49]  No.
[04:00:51]  Because we have these things called blackouts as alcoholics.
[04:00:53]  It's not really blackouts.
[04:00:55]  It's more like sleepwalking with activities.
[04:00:56]  Kind of strange.
[04:00:58]  I believe it's your conscience going into a witness protection program.

=== Fucking Metal Thrash (06:04) ===

[04:01:01]  I think I've had enough, dude.
[04:01:02]  I've had enough of this.
[04:01:04]  You're unfunny.
[04:01:06]  And rest in dust or whatever you do.
[04:01:10]  And I mean, this was horrible.
[04:01:12]  I mean, no wonder he took his own life for Christ's sake.
[04:01:15]  I've lost my talent.
[04:01:16]  No shit.
[04:01:18]  No shit.
[04:01:19]  Just fucking stick to fucking acting in fucking movies like Goodwill Hunting or some shit.
[04:01:25]  I do take that back.
[04:01:25]  He has done a couple of good movies.
[04:01:27]  Y'all remember One Hour Photo?
[04:01:28]  That was a pretty good movie.
[04:01:30]  All right, that was an excellent movie of Incel's pre-digital photography, huh?
[04:01:36]  Anyway, and by the way, people are like, you don't like slipknot ghost, dude.
[04:01:40]  A slipknot is what you tie to hang yourself with, you dumb fucking idiots.
[04:01:47]  Jesus Christ, you gotta explain everything to these fucking tards.
[04:01:50]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:01:51]  You gotta explain everything to these tards.
[04:01:54]  All right, let's get to the next $20, 20 bucker.
[04:01:58]  This one is by Derwicking.
[04:02:01]  Derwicking requested this one for Christ's sake.
[04:02:04]  Let's go ahead and see what Derwicking requested here.
[04:02:07]  What is this?
[04:02:10]  What the hell is this?
[04:02:12]  Hold on.
[04:02:12]  He said something.
[04:02:13]  He said, Here's some thrash for you, ghost.
[04:02:15]  Hail 80s.
[04:02:17]  These guys are actually new thrash.
[04:02:20]  And I have to say, I'm impressed.
[04:02:22]  This is one to drink to.
[04:02:24]  So let's see what Derwicking is talking about out here.
[04:02:27]  New thrash metal.
[04:02:29]  Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[04:02:31]  Here it is.
[04:02:33]  A little bit of Derwicking request here.
[04:02:39]  Oh, shit.
[04:02:41]  Oh, shit.
[04:02:43]  Drone Wars.
[04:02:48]  Drone Wars.
[04:02:52]  All right.
[04:02:53]  I like the guitar, baby.
[04:03:01]  Okay, I can dig the guitar.
[04:03:05]  What does everybody else think?
[04:03:08]  Hold on, let's wait for the vocal.
[04:03:10]  Let's wait for the vocal.
[04:03:18]  Here's some hard ass guitar.
[04:03:20]  I'll tell you that.
[04:03:21]  Not too bad.
[04:03:49]  I can dig this.
[04:03:50]  can jam to this.
[04:03:51]  Yeah, I can dig this.
[04:04:00]  This is some fucking metal for wicking.
[04:04:03]  THIS IS SOME FUCKING METAL!
[04:04:05]  It's just a laser!
[04:04:10]  FUCK YEAH!
[04:04:25]  Man, this guy's going fast, baby!
[04:04:27]  This is definitely some thrash metal if I've ever heard it, baby.
[04:04:32]  And all of you people putting dad metal in the chat room, fuck you Billy Elyse disease cunt licking shitheads.
[04:04:45]  This is fucking metal, man!
[04:05:48]  Fuck yeah, man.
[04:05:50]  Rock and roll.
[04:05:52]  fucking metal Yeah, those fucking devil horns.
[04:06:08]  Yeah Get down with your cock out!
[04:06:27]  Yeah.
[04:06:30]  Military technology minimize domestic casualties.
[04:06:36]  Command a public apology.
[04:06:40]  Face intelligence fails.
[04:06:43]  Rock to your table.
[04:06:47]  I'll fucking drink to that.
[04:06:59]  And then they go back to the thrash.
[04:07:01]  Then they go back to the thrash.
[04:07:04]  This is good shit, dude.

=== Pothead Smoke and War (14:14) ===

[04:07:18]  Man, that fucking shit rocked, dude.
[04:07:21]  That fucking rocked.
[04:07:22]  It's called War Effect Drone Wars.
[04:07:25]  That fucking kicked ass nerwicking.
[04:07:27]  I'm telling you that I got to give you props for requesting that son of a bitch.
[04:07:32]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[04:07:34]  I mean, holy dog shit, man.
[04:07:36]  That was a pair of cocking balls.
[04:07:38]  If I've ever heard it in my life.
[04:07:41]  Oh my God.
[04:07:43]  Anyway, that's it for the $20.20 buckers, baby.
[04:07:47]  Believe it or not.
[04:07:48]  All right.
[04:07:49]  Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take five minutes to do me.
[04:07:53]  And what I mean by that is I'm going to try to inhale some tetrahydrocannabinol, the fucking reefer, the grass, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke, and I'm going to drink a little bit more of fucking alcohol.
[04:08:09]  And once I do, we're going to go to radio graffiti, all right?
[04:08:12]  Don't fuck with me in the chat.
[04:08:14]  Do you understand me?
[04:08:15]  Don't fuck with me in the chat.
[04:08:19]  Oh, God.
[04:08:21]  All right.
[04:08:21]  Where's my pipe?
[04:08:22]  Where's my pipe for fuck's sake?
[04:08:25]  Jesus Christ.
[04:08:26]  Look, I'm not stalling for donos.
[04:08:28]  Don't donate.
[04:08:29]  All right, everybody.
[04:08:30]  Don't donate.
[04:08:32]  All right.
[04:08:32]  Let me go ahead and let me do me for a couple of minutes.
[04:08:36]  All right.
[04:08:36]  I want to fucking get, I want to get a little inebriated.
[04:08:39]  All right.
[04:08:40]  I want to be under the influence of a couple of different intoxicants before we get to fucking radio graffiti over here, you fucking shithead.
[04:08:47]  All right.
[04:08:47]  Where's my dope?
[04:08:48]  Where's my fucking dope?
[04:08:49]  Here it is.
[04:08:51]  Here's my fucking dope.
[04:08:51]  Look, you feminist socialist.
[04:08:53]  Harry app.
[04:08:54]  You fuck you.
[04:08:55]  Fuck you, man.
[04:08:57]  I'm doing me.
[04:08:58]  All right.
[04:08:59]  I could smell that pungent smell once I open up that loud lock bag, baby.
[04:09:05]  And listen, I'm going to break off a little bit from this nuggy.
[04:09:08]  Everybody, listen, listen.
[04:09:10]  Oh, oh, shit.
[04:09:16]  It's the good shit, man.
[04:09:17]  And once you take off a little bit of that nuggie, you can smell the pungent smell in the air.
[04:09:23]  And by the way, people always ask me, hey, ghost, do you smoke?
[04:09:26]  Can you smell it throughout your house?
[04:09:27]  Believe it or not, what I do is I smoke out of a pipe.
[04:09:32]  And whenever I do so, I have a quarter.
[04:09:34]  I got a lucky quarter.
[04:09:36]  There's the quarter right there.
[04:09:37]  I put it over the hot cherry once I'm finished inhaling it.
[04:09:42]  And I exhale out of like, you know, these little toilet paper rolls that you tie a fucking fabric softener on one end and then you blow the smoke out of the other end.
[04:09:53]  It actually fucking works.
[04:09:55]  Nobody smells shit in my house whenever I have folks over.
[04:09:59]  It actually fucking works.
[04:10:01]  I'm not even kidding, okay?
[04:10:03]  I'm not kidding.
[04:10:04]  You've got to be very...
[04:10:05]  Look, when you take a hit, before the smoke comes out of the cherry, you want to cover it with the fucking...
[04:10:11]  You want to cover it with the goddamn...
[04:10:13]  With a quarter.
[04:10:14]  What?
[04:10:15]  What is it?
[04:10:15]  Ghost, when are you going to join the furry fandom?
[04:10:18]  Fuck fucking furries, asshole, all right?
[04:10:21]  Fuck fucking furries, all right?
[04:10:23]  I hope each and every one of your furry fucking people catch on fire, you fucking idiot, in your stupid costumes.
[04:10:30]  And what is this?
[04:10:31]  Hiding from mom.
[04:10:32]  I'm not hiding from mom, you idiot.
[04:10:34]  This is my house.
[04:10:35]  I just don't want people to come in my house and smell.
[04:10:38]  Oh, somebody's a fucking pothead, huh?
[04:10:42]  Somebody is a pothead.
[04:10:43]  That's all, all right?
[04:10:45]  That's all.
[04:10:46]  Look, this is my house.
[04:10:48]  By the way, I mean, I live on such a vast piece of property that I'm not even close to my neighbor.
[04:10:55]  I mean, it's almost at 12.45 in the morning.
[04:10:58]  I could fucking yell, fuck my neighbor as loud as I fucking can.
[04:11:03]  Fuck my neighbor.
[04:11:05]  My neighbor takes it in the ass.
[04:11:08]  My neighbor takes it in the fucking ass.
[04:11:12]  You understand that?
[04:11:13]  And let me tell you something.
[04:11:14]  Nobody can fucking hear me, baby.
[04:11:16]  All right, because this is my house.
[04:11:19]  This is my fucking house.
[04:11:21]  I don't live with my fucking mammy of, oh, Jesus.
[04:11:25]  Come on, Derwicking, man.
[04:11:27]  Come on.
[04:11:29]  Encore.
[04:11:30]  Encore.
[04:11:31]  Different direction.
[04:11:32]  This is one you can smoke to.
[04:11:34]  Hail Freya.
[04:11:35]  All right.
[04:11:36]  Anyway, by the way, thank you, Derwicking.
[04:11:39]  By the way, okay?
[04:11:40]  It is now past midnight.
[04:11:43]  We are now in Friday the 13th territory.
[04:11:47]  It is 3.13 2020, baby.
[04:11:51]  Happy Friday the 13th.
[04:11:52]  And by the way, for all those folks that don't know why, Friday the 13th is supposed to be such a bad fucking omen.
[04:12:00]  It's because it's the day that the Knights of Templars were fucking betrayed by the crown.
[04:12:06]  All right.
[04:12:07]  Anyway, Chandler with a diamond.
[04:12:09]  Do Raider graffiti.
[04:12:10]  Stop stalling.
[04:12:11]  Dude, fuck you.
[04:12:12]  I'm fucking smoking and drinking.
[04:12:15]  If you don't fucking like it, just sit there and shut up and play with your little Peter Popper, you piece of shit.
[04:12:22]  And what is this?
[04:12:23]  Black Friday incoming.
[04:12:24]  Who the hell just fucking switched the channel with a diamond?
[04:12:28]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:12:31]  All right, let me smoke this.
[04:12:32]  All right.
[04:12:33]  Everybody, shut up.
[04:12:34]  At least smoke this.
[04:12:42]  Gotta hold it in.
[04:12:43]  Let it hit the brain.
[04:12:51]  You see I blew it.
[04:12:57]  Shit.
[04:12:58]  She's can be evil.
[04:13:00]  Oh, come on, man.
[04:13:01]  Especially when there are many, many.
[04:13:05]  Very rare interview given by Macho Man Randy Smith.
[04:13:07]  Come on, dude.
[04:13:08]  Stop donating, dude.
[04:13:10]  Come on, for fuck's sake.
[04:13:12]  Hold on.
[04:13:12]  I need a tissue, man.
[04:13:14]  I need a fucking tissue.
[04:13:23]  I'm sorry, folks.
[04:13:24]  I just...
[04:13:25]  Every time I take the first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, all of a sudden, mucus starts coming out of my orifices.
[04:13:32]  I don't fucking get it.
[04:13:36]  Oh.
[04:13:38]  Oh, man.
[04:13:41]  Wow, that was a good one there.
[04:13:42]  All right.
[04:13:43]  Give me a couple of minutes.
[04:13:44]  All right.
[04:13:44]  Hold on.
[04:13:47]  By the way, hold on.
[04:13:48]  Let me take this beer.
[04:13:53]  All right.
[04:13:54]  You know what time it is.
[04:13:55]  Everybody knows what time it is.
[04:13:56]  It's now Friday the 13th.
[04:13:58]  It's time for more beer.
[04:14:02]  Give me another fucking beer.
[04:14:04]  All right.
[04:14:06]  And shut up.
[04:14:06]  It's not a vibrator nose for Christ's sake, you fucking idiot.
[04:14:10]  And what is this?
[04:14:11]  Moon man for president.
[04:14:12]  Stop waiting for money grows on church.
[04:14:15]  What the fuck does that mean, dude?
[04:14:17]  All right.
[04:14:18]  I'm doing me.
[04:14:19]  All right.
[04:14:20]  I'm doing fucking me.
[04:14:21]  So shut the fuck up.
[04:14:23]  All of you don't like it.
[04:14:25]  Fuck you, you trans-testicle turd burglars.
[04:14:29]  Fuck you.
[04:14:32]  I'm doing me, man.
[04:14:33]  I'm just getting intoxicated with a few intoxicants over here.
[04:14:36]  If you don't fucking mind, fucking dickheads.
[04:14:43]  Jesus Christ.
[04:14:45]  Take another shot.
[04:14:46]  I'm not going to take another shot right now.
[04:14:47]  I'll get fucking loaded, dude.
[04:14:49]  Then I'm going to get blacked out drunk.
[04:14:51]  Then I'm going to be like, only use me blade for Christ's sake and start saying N-words and shit.
[04:14:55]  I ain't trying to get that drunk, baby.
[04:14:57]  I'm trying to get mellow.
[04:15:00]  That's what I'm trying to get, baby.
[04:15:02]  I'm trying to get mellow.
[04:15:05]  I'm not trying to get all blacked out drunk and shit, man.
[04:15:08]  Jesus Christ.
[04:15:10]  You want to know what you're doing.
[04:15:11]  I mean, you don't want to be crisp.
[04:15:13]  You don't have to be crisp or anything, but god damn.
[04:15:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:15:16]  You don't want to be a blackout motherfucker, right?
[04:15:19]  I'm getting mellow, all right?
[04:15:21]  And look at Alex Wolfaroo.
[04:15:24]  I seriously hope you contract Corona.
[04:15:26]  It ain't going to happen, baby, all right?
[04:15:27]  It ain't going to happen because I've got an immune system the size of my cock.
[04:15:33]  And my cock is a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that'll go up your wife's snatch pipe and come out of her mouth.
[04:15:41]  Do you understand that?
[04:15:42]  And then they'll start calling your wife dickhead after I'm done with her, you stupid piece of shit.
[04:15:47]  So sit there and shut the fuck up.
[04:15:49]  Give me my beer.
[04:15:55]  Fucking tough guys over here on the fucking internet trying to talk garbage to me, huh?
[04:16:00]  Yeah, I'll fucking show you.
[04:16:03]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:16:04]  I got a badass immune system.
[04:16:06]  Do you understand?
[04:16:07]  All right, I'm not worried about the coronavirus.
[04:16:10]  All right?
[04:16:13]  I ain't worried about it.
[04:16:15]  And I'm at the epicenter of it, baby.
[04:16:17]  Do you understand?
[04:16:19]  San Antonio was the first city to fucking house these coronavirus victims.
[04:16:24]  Then they let them off on the city.
[04:16:27]  And we're still having Fiesta in a couple of weeks, which is some fucking stupid Mexican festival.
[04:16:34]  What?
[04:16:35]  I want to come hard in Torials right now.
[04:16:37]  All right.
[04:16:37]  Shut up, you stupid idiot.
[04:16:40]  You know what, Esriel?
[04:16:41]  Stop donating to me, you fucking sick fanfic son of a bitch.
[04:16:45]  Jesus Christ.
[04:16:47]  Yeah, Fiesta.
[04:16:49]  San Antonio is going to come down here, which means they're going to block off all of downtown, fill it up with fucking alcohol and food fucking booths.
[04:16:58]  All right, there's going to be 500,000 people downtown at one time.
[04:17:02]  I mean, just give me a fucking break.
[04:17:04]  All right.
[04:17:05]  And Keemscares, press P to proof that cock size.
[04:17:09]  I knew you were a fucking queer KeemScares.
[04:17:13]  You know who else asked me to prove my fucking 15 and a half fucking aesthetic over here?
[04:17:19]  He asked me in the fucking inner circle.
[04:17:20]  He's like, all right, mate, you know, I'd like to see a picture or, you know, some coin to the video of that 15 and a half inch culk.
[04:17:29]  You fucking sick sons of bitches, all right?
[04:17:32]  All right, you're just a fucking bunch of sick fucking perverts that wished that you had that kind of man-meat hitting the G-spot up your fucking asshole, you fucking sick baguettes.
[04:17:44]  So sit there and shut the fuck up.
[04:17:48]  In my fucking smoke.
[04:17:56]  Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, baby.
[04:18:00]  Hold on, just shut up.
[04:18:01]  Hold on.
[04:18:07]  Oh, fuck.
[04:18:10]  Oh, my God, dude.
[04:18:15]  Jesus Christ.
[04:18:19]  Oh, my God.
[04:18:20]  All right.
[04:18:21]  And you know what?
[04:18:22]  Hey, Keemscares, I don't blame you if you want to see my schlong head.
[04:18:27]  I don't blame you if you want to see my schlong head.
[04:18:29]  You sound like you were raised by some fat, disgusting Guido single mother.
[04:18:34]  Am I right or am I right?
[04:18:35]  That's some pasta ass mother of yours, huh?
[04:18:38]  The kind of bitch that if you do 69 with this bitch, she'll fucking smother you in suffocation?
[04:18:43]  Huh?
[04:18:44]  The kind of bitch that when you do 69 with, you gotta fucking have a snorkel hanging out of this bitch's ass?
[04:18:51]  Come on, you know it, and I know it.
[04:18:54]  So who we bullshitting here?
[04:18:56]  Fucking stupid piece of fucking shit.
[04:18:59]  Y'all heard Keemscares, right?
[04:19:00]  I don't even need to repeat it.
[04:19:03]  Hear my drink.
[04:19:07]  Oh man, that's some good shit.
[04:19:10]  That's some good shit.
[04:19:12]  Hey, look at Fun Timer.
[04:19:13]  All right, fuck this stream.
[04:19:15]  Well, fuck you, and fuck your dirty dishrag whore mother, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:19:19]  How do you like that?
[04:19:22]  How do you like that shit?
[04:19:25]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:19:26]  And with Miss Captain content like Blades Mushroom, no, you don't understand.
[04:19:31]  Blades like 2-incher has a turtleneck over his mushroom fucking head with the elongated foreskin.
[04:19:38]  You see?
[04:19:39]  I don't have foreskin.
[04:19:41]  You understand?
[04:19:42]  Because, like the Jews say, when God comes back, it's going to be dicks out for God, and God will know who his chosen people are based upon those that don't have the foreskin.
[04:19:54]  Do you understand me?
[04:19:56]  All right?
[04:19:58]  And by the way, chicks like it when you're cut, they can see the fucking Nazi helmet on the old pole there.
[04:20:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:20:05]  All right, it becomes ribbed for her pleasure.
[04:20:08]  You know, they become more orgasmic.
[04:20:11]  You know what I mean?
[04:20:11]  Once you've taken off the fucking elongated fucking turtleneck foreskin, for Christ's sake.
[04:20:16]  I'm just saying.
[04:20:17]  I'm just saying.
[04:20:20]  Ew, my smoke.
[04:20:27]  Switch the channel.
[04:20:28]  Ghost has a semitic penis.
[04:20:30]  All right.
[04:20:30]  Just shut up.
[04:20:31]  All right.
[04:20:32]  Just shut up.
[04:20:37]  I'm not even joking around, baby.
[04:20:38]  I mean, I know all of you people are out here a little jealous of old ghost over here, but let me tell you something right now.
[04:20:45]  You better not have a woman by you listening to this broadcast, boy.
[04:20:50]  I'm not joking around.
[04:20:51]  You better not have your wives, your girlfriend, your mammy, your auntie, your granny, your sister.
[04:20:57]  You better not have any female listening because I'm telling you right goddamn now.
[04:21:03]  They will be in complete fucking awe.
[04:21:06]  In complete fucking awe at the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this fucking internet like it ain't shit.
[04:21:18]  You know it and I know it.

=== Vocal Though Dickheads (12:30) ===

[04:21:20]  Do you understand me?
[04:21:23]  For fuck's sake.
[04:21:24]  Don't come at me, boy.
[04:21:26]  All right.
[04:21:26]  Don't come at me.
[04:21:28]  You're fucking.
[04:21:29]  Just everybody.
[04:21:30]  Just shut up.
[04:21:31]  All right.
[04:21:32]  Oh, God.
[04:21:35]  Oh, my God.
[04:21:39]  Look at these people talking shit to me in the chat room.
[04:21:42]  These are supposed to be my fucking fans out here.
[04:21:44]  Look at these people talking shit.
[04:21:46]  I'll tell you why they're talking shit because they're right.
[04:21:49]  Their girlfriend was just in there listening to the broadcast and she goes, I got to go to the bathroom.
[04:21:56]  Okay, honey, go ahead and go to the bathroom.
[04:21:57]  I'm going to continue to listen to Ghost.
[04:21:59]  He's a crazy character, isn't he?
[04:22:01]  Oh, yeah, okay.
[04:22:03]  goes to the bathroom, and all of a sudden she's whacking her clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack.
[04:22:09]  Fucking nothing.
[04:24:05]  What are you talking about?
[04:24:07]  Huh?
[04:24:08]  I'm appreciating my fans, you fucking shithead.
[04:24:13]  And what is this, Chandler?
[04:24:15]  Let me do me as code word for more $20.
[04:24:17]  Dude, you're concocting this out of your autistic heads.
[04:24:23]  You're the ones that are concocting this shit.
[04:24:27]  I want to drink.
[04:24:28]  Let me drink.
[04:24:30]  All right.
[04:24:32]  I worked.
[04:24:32]  How long have I been on here for Christ's sake?
[04:24:35]  I've been on here for four and a half hours.
[04:24:37]  I want to fucking drink, man.
[04:24:40]  I want to fucking drink.
[04:24:43]  So why don't you all you Baptist sermons out there just shut the fuck up and get off your soapbox and let Ghost do what he wants?
[04:24:53]  I'm working here.
[04:24:56]  Give me my fucking drink.
[04:25:02]  I'm working here.
[04:25:06]  I mean, for fuck's sake, man, I'm providing family entertainment here for fuck's sake.
[04:25:15]  And do you give a fuck to you, fucking assholes?
[04:25:17]  You don't give a shit.
[04:25:20]  And who the hell made that sticker of a fucking peach that looks like an ass that's being slapped?
[04:25:27]  Fucking perverts.
[04:25:28]  You see, this is what this is what the fuck I'm dealing with on the fucking internet, man.
[04:25:32]  This is what the fuck I'm dealing with.
[04:25:35]  Fucking look at this shit.
[04:25:38]  You fucking per give me.
[04:25:39]  I need another beer.
[04:25:40]  I'm sorry.
[04:25:41]  I'm sorry, folks.
[04:25:42]  I gotta do me for a couple of minutes, man.
[04:25:45]  I need more.
[04:25:50]  I need more for fuck's sake.
[04:25:57]  You see my voice?
[04:25:58]  I see it's going out again.
[04:25:59]  You see this shit?
[04:26:01]  You see, this is a problem.
[04:26:02]  You see that?
[04:26:04]  Every time I do a show the next fucking goddamn fucking day, I can't even talk because I'm fucking losing my voice because of you.
[04:26:15]  Because of all of you.
[04:26:19]  Fucking Christ.
[04:26:22]  Why don't you all just fuck off and go suck an egg or something, man, all right?
[04:26:27]  And show up.
[04:26:28]  I don't have a fucking Corona.
[04:26:30]  I've been fucking screaming.
[04:26:33]  The last show I was on eight fucking hours!
[04:26:36]  Over eight hours.
[04:26:39]  Fucking guy, why aren't you scared?
[04:26:41]  Let me stop screaming.
[04:26:42]  You get gig gigga.
[04:26:44]  Fuck you.
[04:26:47]  Fucking shitheads.
[04:26:50]  Fucking pieces.
[04:26:51]  I fucked it.
[04:26:52]  Dude, look at these people in my chat room, man.
[04:26:54]  Are you looking at these dickheads?
[04:26:57]  Are you looking at these fucking I don't know why I'm doing this shit.
[04:27:03]  I don't know fucking, why the whole you fucking idiots think that some bad flu is somehow the end of the world and I'm sitting over here having to be belittled by you fucking feeble-minded.
[04:27:14]  Relaxed brains neurotic, fucking psychotropic, drunk shitheads.
[04:27:18]  Typical lazy boomer refusing to do RG until people beg him RG or go fuck.
[04:27:24]  I look hey, I'll end the fucking show without radio graffiti.
[04:27:29]  You dickheads, I'll do what I fucking want.
[04:27:33]  Do you understand?
[04:27:34]  You see the name of the show?
[04:27:36]  The name of the show is called the ghost show.
[04:27:38]  You understand?
[04:27:39]  It's named after me.
[04:27:40]  You want to understand?
[04:27:41]  You want to know why?
[04:27:43]  Because I am the fucking talent.
[04:27:47]  Jesus, Fucking Christ, these fucking people man, oh god you, my fucking you, my fucking, I'm so I need another fucking tissue.
[04:27:58]  Can you give me another tissue?
[04:28:00]  Jesus, Fucking Christ, all right, all right, and shut up.
[04:28:13]  I don't have the fucking corona, dude.
[04:28:17]  Oh my god, Ghost is coming down with corona.
[04:28:20]  Oh my god fuck, all of you.
[04:28:23]  Dude, seriously fucking.
[04:28:24]  You know.
[04:28:26]  You know you all showed your true colors tonight, man.
[04:28:30]  You know what I mean, and especially you people that you know who you are, that I thought that we were fucking close.
[04:28:37]  You know we were having intimate conversations on chat rooms and and you know and all.
[04:28:43]  And then you fucking people are in here fucking showing your fucking true colors.
[04:28:46]  You piece of shit, and you know what.
[04:28:49]  I'm glad you are, I'm glad you are all right, because I'll remember that shit.
[04:28:57]  You understand that.
[04:28:58]  I'll remember that shit.
[04:28:59]  You piece of fucking trash.
[04:29:02]  Huh, you used urinal cake curator, motherfuckers.
[04:29:06]  I'll remember that shit.
[04:29:14]  All right.
[04:29:17]  Oh, God, you're making me melt.
[04:29:18]  What the fuck?
[04:29:19]  Feminist socialist.
[04:29:20]  Just hurry the fuck up and do radio graffiti.
[04:29:23]  Listen Olive Yakslov.
[04:29:27]  He says you shouldn't give in to the radio graffiti.
[04:29:31]  The simple fact these troll fuckers are piruing anyways.
[04:29:37]  Is that what you said?
[04:29:38]  Pyroing uh, cheers.
[04:29:41]  Sorry about the trolls.
[04:29:42]  Remember your true fans are here.
[04:29:45]  Thank you all of Yakslov.
[04:29:46]  Cheers to Olive Yakslov.
[04:29:48]  Goopy, true capitalist radio was much better and better.
[04:29:52]  Now yo fuck yourself.
[04:29:53]  All right, All right, just shut up, man.
[04:29:57]  I'm tired of you people making judgments upon me.
[04:30:01]  I'm tired of you fucking people making judgments upon me for Christ's sake.
[04:30:07]  What a bunch of bastards.
[04:30:09]  What a bunch of goddamn bastards.
[04:30:10]  All right, look.
[04:30:13]  Listen, don't clock me, you fucking dickheads.
[04:30:16]  Look, now they're clocking me.
[04:30:17]  You see this?
[04:30:18]  Now they're fucking clocking me.
[04:30:20]  Dude, seriously, shut the fuck up.
[04:30:22]  Stop pissing me off.
[04:30:24]  Stop pissing me the fuck off or I'll end this shit.
[04:30:27]  And you all can just sit there and tickle your own asses or some shit.
[04:30:30]  I don't give a fuck what you do.
[04:30:34]  Don't fucking clock me, you piece of crap.
[04:30:38]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:30:40]  All right, let's get to the fucking next $20.20 bucker because we had a couple since I've been sitting here fucking around with you people.
[04:30:48]  All right, it's you people that are the reason that we're not starting Radio Graffiti.
[04:30:53]  It's your fucking fault.
[04:30:55]  You got me here.
[04:30:57]  You got me fucking around, you idiots.
[04:31:01]  All right, Derwicking.
[04:31:02]  All right, Derwicking requested this one for a $20.20 bucker, okay?
[04:31:07]  And let's see what Derwicking said.
[04:31:09]  He said, Encore Encore, different direction.
[04:31:12]  This is one you can smoke to.
[04:31:14]  Hail Freya.
[04:31:16]  All right, let's go ahead and take a listen to what Derwicking is talking about.
[04:31:20]  And all of you people in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
[04:31:26]  These motherfuckers, I'm telling you, I'm this close to just, you understand, engineer, right?
[04:31:30]  I'm this close and ghosted with a diamond.
[04:31:33]  I'm this close to just saying, fuck you.
[04:31:35]  You understand that, right?
[04:31:39]  Fucking people think I'm bullshitting.
[04:31:42]  All right, let's get to Derwicking's $20.20, obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
[04:31:47]  Let's hear the Encore.
[04:31:53]  Okay?
[04:31:57]  All right.
[04:32:12]  Waiting for that vocal.
[04:32:13]  I like this guitar, that's for sure.
[04:32:28]  Gotta wait for that vocal, though.
[04:32:49]  Fuck yeah, man.
[04:32:50]  I can rock to this shit.
[04:32:53]  Fucking Derwicking, man.
[04:32:54]  Derwicking.
[04:32:55]  Touché, my man.
[04:33:26]  Oh, here's a solo.
[04:33:28]  4 out of 10, Ferdy Keemscares.
[04:33:30]  Lean's World, 8 out of 10.
[04:33:31]  Pettis, 4 out of 10.
[04:33:33]  10 out of 10, Grouchy got banned.
[04:33:36]  0 out of 10, miscapped content.
[04:33:38]  Too bad it's not fucking Depechmo.
[04:33:40]  Moonman for president, 8 out of 10.
[04:33:42]  Anti-liberal leaf, 2 out of 10.
[04:33:45]  Brony, 2027 out of 10.
[04:33:48]  9.5 out of 10, my boy Distillan.

=== Randy Savage Macho Man (15:11) ===

[04:33:51]  Cat, 2 out of 10.
[04:33:52]  I don't know what the hell your problem is.
[04:33:54]  One out of Hitchstompel.
[04:33:55]  Eight out of ten, Hora Hora.
[04:33:57]  Wolf Revenge, nine out of ten.
[04:33:59]  All Burries are man children, seven out of ten.
[04:34:02]  Four out of ten, high counsel.
[04:34:04]  Stop counting my shuckles, you fucking bad.
[04:34:07]  Stormbreaker, five out of ten.
[04:34:09]  Johnny Boston, three out of ten.
[04:34:11]  Mrs. Ghost, Joe Biden, whatever the fuck, seven out of ten.
[04:34:15]  Whatever the fuck that means.
[04:34:16]  Only lose me legs, eight out of ten.
[04:34:18]  Trusted lawyer, five out of ten.
[04:34:21]  Mary Blackberry, eight out of ten.
[04:34:23]  Susie, nine out of ten.
[04:34:26]  Shark attack, ten out of ten.
[04:34:28]  Pickle man, ten out of ten.
[04:34:32]  We got a general consensus of people liking this shit, at least, right?
[04:34:37]  And we got a diamond by Ghosted.
[04:34:39]  Pretty fucking good.
[04:34:44]  Goddamn right yeah rare bastard.
[04:35:02]  You want to know why this is trash?
[04:35:04]  because you're taking up the ass, all right?
[04:35:12]  And by the way, I want to introduce you to Pettis, Pettis is a fruity-ass fruit mold that is still within his twinkish ears, but he does sign a count.
[04:35:21]  does kind of sound like a fat femme, so beware.
[04:35:32]  I'm a sellout, what What do you mean?
[04:35:35]  What are you talking about?
[04:35:40]  I sell out every seat in the house, baby.
[04:35:43]  are you talking about?
[04:36:05]  Here's the penis, by the way.
[04:36:07]  This is good shit.
[04:36:11]  I mean, we're partying here.
[04:36:12]  It's Friday the 13th.
[04:36:16]  R.I.P., Knights of Templar.
[04:36:19]  R.I.P. to the Knights of Templar, baby.
[04:36:22]  Anyway, just fucking Saint Jude.
[04:36:24]  You know what, Saint Jude?
[04:36:25]  All right, I'm not going to get into it now.
[04:36:27]  Never mind.
[04:36:28]  People already think that I'm some kind of a fucking horrible human being because, like, I'm telling everybody to get over this fucking hysteria over the coronavirus.
[04:36:37]  All right.
[04:36:38]  I mean, come on.
[04:36:39]  All right.
[04:36:41]  Hey, YouTube.
[04:36:44]  I didn't tell you to play another ad.
[04:36:48]  Look at YouTube over here just saying, oh, we're just going to go ahead and play another ad, okay?
[04:36:53]  We don't really give a shit, okay?
[04:36:54]  How do you like that one, Ghost?
[04:36:57]  Huh?
[04:36:57]  Fucker.
[04:36:59]  Anyway, this next $20.20 bucker is by Very Rare Interview.
[04:37:04]  And they said a very rare interview given by the Macho Man Randy Savage.
[04:37:08]  Are you kidding me?
[04:37:09]  What is this?
[04:37:11]  A very rare interview by the Macho Man.
[04:37:13]  It looks like it here.
[04:37:14]  Hold on, let me see this.
[04:37:16]  Oh, yeah.
[04:37:17]  I'm the macho man, Randy Savage.
[04:37:20]  Yeah, and let me tell you something, all of you people out there.
[04:37:24]  You need to realize that I'm up here in heaven and I've got Elizabeth on my shoulder.
[04:37:31]  I've got Elizabeth on my shoulder and the macho man is banging her in the ass every night.
[04:37:39]  Anyway, once again, this is supposedly a very rare interview by the Macho Man.
[04:37:46]  So let's hear it.
[04:37:47]  All right, let's hear it.
[04:37:48]  Between you and Hogan, okay?
[04:37:49]  Yeah, yeah, you and Hulk Hogan.
[04:37:51]  It's a long history between you two.
[04:37:53]  You all are both the tops.
[04:37:57]  You two made this industry into what it is today, you know?
[04:38:02]  Well, thank you very much for that.
[04:38:03]  Here's a situation with me and Hulk Hogan.
[04:38:05]  It's just we've been acquaintances at best.
[04:38:09]  Never been best friends.
[04:38:10]  Never been friends.
[04:38:11]  Yeah.
[04:38:13]  I heard.
[04:38:14]  Everybody knows it's sports entertainment, entertaining the wrestling fans.
[04:38:18]  But sometimes what goes on behind the scenes is stronger than the soap opera on the video scope.
[04:38:25]  And that's what happened with me and Hulk Hogan.
[04:38:27]  His real name is Terry Boleya.
[04:38:29]  My real name is Randy Pafo.
[04:38:31]  And he disrespected me and my family through the media waves.
[04:38:34]  You know, shit.
[04:38:35]  Instead of you having a problem with me, you call me to the side, man-to-man.
[04:38:39]  We talk about it.
[04:38:40]  We agree.
[04:38:42]  We got an adult beverage, whatever.
[04:38:45]  Man-to-man.
[04:38:45]  That's how many.
[04:38:46]  Mano Imano.
[04:38:47]  Okay.
[04:38:49]  That's not the way he does it.
[04:38:50]  He's a wuss.
[04:38:51]  You see what I'm saying?
[04:38:53]  He goes on the airwaves and he disrespects me.
[04:38:56]  He gives me a shot over the radio, gives me a shot over the TV.
[04:38:59]  He gives me a shot over the internet here and there.
[04:39:02]  But nothing face to face.
[04:39:04]  Nothing face to face.
[04:39:06]  Nothing face to face.
[04:39:07]  You got it?
[04:39:08]  And so that's the difference between you.
[04:39:09]  You can't do that to the macho man, Randy Savage.
[04:39:17]  You know what I'm talking about, Gorgeous George?
[04:39:19]  Everything going to the charity, the Children's Hospital.
[04:39:22]  What's wrong with that?
[04:39:23]  What's wrong with the Children's Hospital?
[04:39:24]  What's wrong with supporting the Children's Hospital?
[04:39:27]  He's done well in this business.
[04:39:29]  I've done well in this business.
[04:39:30]  I'm talking about giving back.
[04:39:32]  And then calling him in the ring, and we have the first real fight in professional wrestling.
[04:39:38]  The first real fight in the ring.
[04:39:40]  A real flight.
[04:39:41]  A real fight between Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man Randy Savage.
[04:39:45]  The Macho Man, Randy Savage.
[04:39:47]  What's wrong with that, you coward?
[04:39:49]  What's wrong with that, you wuss?
[04:39:51]  You understand that?
[04:39:52]  All your Hulkamaniacs are knocking on your door.
[04:39:55]  They're saying, be a man, Hogan.
[04:39:58]  Be a man.
[04:39:59]  What's up with that?
[04:40:01]  So you don't call nobody out unless you're worried about something different happening.
[04:40:06]  You see what I'm saying?
[04:40:07]  If you're scared.
[04:40:08]  If you're scared.
[04:40:09]  Yeah.
[04:40:09]  So you mentioned my name.
[04:40:11]  You mentioned my name.
[04:40:12]  He's calling out the Hulkster.
[04:40:15]  He's calling out the Hulkster.
[04:40:18]  Hold on, pause this.
[04:40:19]  What?
[04:40:20]  What the fuck?
[04:40:21]  That sounds like Heather Swanson from South Park.
[04:40:23]  What?
[04:40:25]  That sounds like Heather Swanson from South Park.
[04:40:28]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[04:40:30]  It's the Macho Man Randy Savage.
[04:40:33]  What are you talking about?
[04:40:34]  Oh, yeah.
[04:40:36]  I told Hulkamania that this motherfucker ain't gonna come around me.
[04:40:41]  I'm Macho Man Randy Savage here.
[04:40:45]  And I'm Jesse the Bonnie Ventura.
[04:40:47]  Let me tell you something right now.
[04:40:49]  You're not gonna get to me, mean Gene.
[04:40:52]  You're not gonna get to me, macho man.
[04:40:55]  All right, never mind.
[04:40:56]  Just play the rest of this shit, please.
[04:40:58]  I'm fucking doing imitations of wrestlers now.
[04:41:01]  And you come see me and you mention my name back.
[04:41:03]  We got a match.
[04:41:04]  All right.
[04:41:05]  But except with Hulk Hogan, the guy's ducking.
[04:41:07]  Two weeks to accept the challenge for the children's hospital.
[04:41:10]  Hold on, why?
[04:41:11]  No offense, but you're a stupid asshole.
[04:41:13]  Oh, Rod.
[04:41:15]  We were expecting you.
[04:41:17]  We were expecting you, for Christ's sake.
[04:41:20]  Jesus Christ.
[04:41:20]  $10,000 on Christmas Eve for the kids.
[04:41:23]  But the pay-per-view revenue and the merchandising would have been so much more over the top.
[04:41:29]  You know that.
[04:41:30]  Oh, yeah.
[04:41:30]  All right, and it was for a good cause.
[04:41:32]  For the greatest cause in the world for the children's hospital, okay?
[04:41:35]  For sick kids.
[04:41:36]  Okay.
[04:41:37]  Thousand and one reasons why not to fight me.
[04:41:41]  All right?
[04:41:42]  One being that it's going to be a write-off.
[04:41:44]  So I took $10,000 and I put it in the Hulk Hogan coward fund.
[04:41:48]  You know what I'm talking about?
[04:41:49]  Hulk Hogan Coward Fund.
[04:41:52]  You could take the write-off.
[04:41:54]  You could write it off, chunk.
[04:41:56]  You know that, Gordon Short.
[04:41:57]  You feel that?
[04:41:57]  That's right.
[04:41:58]  And he didn't show.
[04:41:59]  He didn't show.
[04:42:00]  No, that's not.
[04:42:00]  He didn't want to face the macho man, Randy Savage.
[04:42:04]  Yeah, he would have been able to settle everything.
[04:42:06]  We could settle everything.
[04:42:07]  President Obes and done a good thing for the children.
[04:42:10]  You got that right.
[04:42:10]  And I'm a counter puncher.
[04:42:12]  You hit me, I hit you.
[04:42:13]  You understand that?
[04:42:14]  You threw the first punch, I'm throwing one right back at you.
[04:42:17]  And a lot of people out there are wondering why you, what you have against people in a kids in a children's hospital.
[04:42:23]  Got it?
[04:42:24]  Yeah.
[04:42:25]  And you didn't come back with anything.
[04:42:28]  And everybody's wondering why, Hulk Logan.
[04:42:30]  And I made a song about you.
[04:42:32]  Now it's two years later.
[04:42:33]  Made a song.
[04:42:34]  What do you think?
[04:42:35]  You're a fucking musician, Macho Man.
[04:42:38]  And we got 13 songs.
[04:42:39]  You got a song.
[04:42:41]  What the fuck?
[04:42:42]  That's all you deserve.
[04:42:43]  Do you understand that?
[04:42:43]  Oh, my God.
[04:42:45]  You knew he was smoking something.
[04:42:48]  I mean, you know, with all due respect, Randy Savage, no wonder you're no longer with us.
[04:42:52]  You're out here fucking dropping bars and shit.
[04:42:55]  Give me a fucking break.
[04:42:56]  All right, look.
[04:42:58]  Let me get one more beer out here.
[04:42:59]  Okay.
[04:43:00]  Now, what I'm going to do right now, folks, is I'm going to excuse myself because what I'm going to do is I'm going to leave you all with something.
[04:43:07]  And look, Chandler, what a legend, R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage.
[04:43:11]  I'm going to leave you all with something here.
[04:43:14]  And what I'm going to do is I'm going to set up, I guess, set up the radio graffiti that everybody that so wants to watch and so wants to be a part of and all this other stuff.
[04:43:28]  Okay.
[04:43:29]  Does everybody understand that?
[04:43:30]  Is that okay with everybody out there?
[04:43:34]  All right.
[04:43:35]  Now, before I do that, what I'd like to do is I'd like to have a couple of more fucking drinks out of a beer.
[04:43:42]  And I'd also like to see if I can smoke a little bit of Rifa.
[04:43:46]  Is that okay with you, fucking cocks?
[04:43:48]  Because it seems as if you're my fucking mudda now, all of a sudden.
[04:43:53]  You know what I'm talking about?
[04:43:54]  I've got like one, two, three, muddus.
[04:43:57]  And I'm supposed to like fucking, you know, go buy whatever the fuck that you motherfuckers want of something.
[04:44:05]  Anyway, let me look for something for you all to watch, okay?
[04:44:09]  And when I do so, I'll go ahead and I'll set up radio graffiti.
[04:44:15]  All right, give me my smoke.
[04:44:17]  All right, let me give me my drink first, and then we'll go ahead and go to smoke.
[04:44:22]  Oh, Derwicking, you fucking dick.
[04:44:25]  Dude, you dick, dude.
[04:44:26]  This is for you faggots who were hating earlier.
[04:44:29]  RG is for poor, by the way.
[04:44:31]  Oh, you guys are crying so loud.
[04:44:34]  Oh, by the way, Mel Gibson did nothing wrong.
[04:44:38]  Oh, dude, don't make it like a class warfare thing, dude.
[04:44:42]  Fucking radio graffiti is for poor.
[04:44:45]  Don't do that, dude.
[04:44:46]  Seriously, don't.
[04:44:47]  Come on.
[04:44:49]  Don't do that, man.
[04:44:51]  Don't start class warfare up in here for Christ's sake, dude.
[04:44:55]  Jesus Christ, look, I'm looking for something to leave you all here with.
[04:44:59]  Oh, yeah, you know what?
[04:45:00]  I'll leave y'all with.
[04:45:01]  I got something perfect.
[04:45:02]  Hold on, let me mark this.
[04:45:04]  Okay, let me go ahead and mark this.
[04:45:07]  All right, I've gotten that.
[04:45:08]  All right, I don't want to hear your fucking Grammarly shit.
[04:45:10]  All right, let's go ahead and get through Derwicking.
[04:45:12]  And you, you know, you know, look, you guys that are in this chat room, you know that you've pissed off Derwicking many a times.
[04:45:19]  You all have to know that, right?
[04:45:20]  Or y'all gonna deny that shit.
[04:45:22]  You know, you've been going at Derwicking a minute.
[04:45:25]  Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm belching.
[04:45:28]  Anyway, ghosted Randy Savage isn't dead.
[04:45:31]  What the hell?
[04:45:31]  Dude, Randy Savage died years ago.
[04:45:34]  What are you talking about?
[04:45:37]  Jesus Christ.
[04:45:39]  Or is he hiding here with me?
[04:45:40]  Hey, Macho Man, come over here to let him know what's up for Christ's sake.
[04:45:45]  That's right.
[04:45:46]  Yeah, I'm the macho man, Randy Savage.
[04:45:50]  Get the fuck out of here.
[04:45:51]  All right, look.
[04:45:53]  Let me play Derwicking's video.
[04:45:56]  And then once I do that, I'm going to excuse myself.
[04:45:59]  I know exactly what to show you guys.
[04:46:01]  All right.
[04:46:01]  So I'm not even going to fuck around with it.
[04:46:03]  I'm not going to waste any time.
[04:46:04]  Let's get to Derwicking's video.
[04:46:06]  All right.
[04:46:07]  And look, you guys brought it on yourselves by talking shit to Derwicking, dude.
[04:46:11]  Seriously.
[04:46:12]  I mean, everybody shit talks Derwicking, and Derwicking is a great fan of the show, all right?
[04:46:18]  Not to mention, he's introduced old Ghost to some decent fucking metal songs.
[04:46:22]  So cheers to Derwicking.
[04:46:24]  Even though we agree to disagree on certain things, I do want to say cheers.
[04:46:30]  Anyway, and a couple other people, fucking Noble Savage, Train Lover567.
[04:46:37]  And there's a few of you out there, dude.
[04:46:39]  Seriously.
[04:46:40]  Cheers to you guys.
[04:46:42]  I really do appreciate it.
[04:46:43]  Even ST Mike the Meme Gene, even though he's a fucking freak.
[04:46:47]  Fucking Ard Hammond, even though he's a fucking freak show.
[04:46:52]  I don't know whatever happened to Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[04:46:54]  She used to be Can's abuser, even though he's turned into a dickhead.
[04:46:59]  You know, a whole bunch of people, a whole bunch of people.
[04:47:01]  Fucking Gino, even though he's a fucking freak show.
[04:47:04]  So anyway, fucking aesthetic, you know, even though he usually is the one who does this.
[04:47:09]  So a bunch of people, dude.
[04:47:12]  So anyway, before I get to Derwicking's video, I think I'm going to get some more beer.
[04:47:21]  You goddamn right, baby.
[04:47:22]  You goddamn right, man.
[04:47:25]  I mean, it's Friday the 13th.
[04:47:27]  All right.
[04:47:28]  In memory of the Knights of Templar.
[04:47:31]  In memory of the Knights of Templar.
[04:47:36]  And Ghosted just dropped a diamond.
[04:47:37]  Fuck you, Derwicking.
[04:47:38]  Suck a dick.
[04:47:39]  All right.
[04:47:40]  Whatever.
[04:47:40]  Don't hate under Wicking, dude.
[04:47:42]  All right.
[04:47:43]  Don't hate underwicking here.
[04:47:45]  All right.
[04:47:46]  And people are saying Ghost is an alcoholic.
[04:47:49]  Dude, I like to party, okay?
[04:47:52]  All right.
[04:47:53]  And I take care of my financial responsibilities.
[04:47:56]  I do my thing.
[04:47:56]  I like to party.
[04:47:57]  What's the wrong about partying a little bit, huh?
[04:48:00]  Jesus Christ.
[04:48:01]  What do y'all think?
[04:48:01]  I'm a piece of shit or something, man?
[04:48:04]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[04:48:06]  And Shark Attack, what up?
[04:48:08]  The new member of the show.
[04:48:10]  Hold on.
[04:48:11]  RG are the same ones who want to wait in breadlines.
[04:48:15]  Put this $5 towards delaying RG5.
[04:48:25]  Shark Attack, the new member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[04:48:32]  Wow.
[04:48:33]  Wow, dude.
[04:48:34]  Wow.
[04:48:34]  Look at it.
[04:48:38]  And look, man.
[04:48:39]  Look at.
[04:48:40]  Fuck you.
[04:48:41]  I mean, they are fucking pissed off in the chat.
[04:48:44]  They're clocking me in the chat room, dude.
[04:48:47]  Wow.
[04:48:48]  Wow.
[04:48:49]  And you know, you chat room motherfuckers, you brought this on yourself.
[04:48:54]  You all brought this on yourself.
[04:48:56]  Seriously, man.
[04:48:58]  Seriously.
[04:48:59]  You all brought this on yourself.
[04:49:00]  Look at how triggered you're getting.

=== Mellow Man Troll Wars (16:02) ===

[04:49:02]  Look at them.
[04:49:04]  Look at them.
[04:49:05]  They're getting triggered.
[04:49:07]  Look at them.
[04:49:13]  Yeah.
[04:49:13]  Look at Shark Attack.
[04:49:15]  I relish the chaos.
[04:49:17]  Yes.
[04:49:18]  Give me your energy.
[04:49:21]  I like it.
[04:49:23]  I get it, dude.
[04:49:25]  Believe me, I get it.
[04:49:26]  All right.
[04:49:26]  Anyway, let me take a drink.
[04:49:28]  And hey, don't tell me to hurry up.
[04:49:29]  Shark Attack just threw a $5 at me and said, hey, delay Radio Graffiti just a little bit.
[04:49:37]  Okay.
[04:49:38]  Just a little bit.
[04:49:40]  I'm about to play Derwicking's video.
[04:49:42]  And they're like, just a little bit.
[04:49:45]  These fucking poor radio graffiti punks, they're not up to the class as us.
[04:49:52]  And that's how it, that's how they're fucking presenting it, dude.
[04:49:55]  That's how they're presenting it on text-to-speech.
[04:49:57]  And look at all these angry little people in the damn chat.
[04:50:02]  Oh, my God.
[04:50:07]  Let me have a drink.
[04:50:12]  Oh, yeah.
[04:50:14]  Yeah, I'm getting there, baby.
[04:50:16]  All right.
[04:50:17]  I'm getting there, baby.
[04:50:19]  I'm getting there.
[04:50:19]  All right.
[04:50:20]  Let me have one more smoke, and we're going to play.
[04:50:22]  We're going to play Derwicking's video, and we'll see if this is a little bit more metal.
[04:50:28]  Remember, Derwicking's very generous in trying to introduce us to new metals, which I very much appreciate.
[04:50:35]  By the way, I've been listening to that bathry.
[04:50:38]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:50:39]  I almost wanted to play it in reference to the fucking coronavirus since everybody's getting so hysterical about it.
[04:50:46]  I mean, that fucking song, DEATH FROM ABOUT!
[04:50:51]  DEATH FROM ABOUT!
[04:50:54]  That's great.
[04:50:55]  That's unbelievable, dude.
[04:50:56]  So, cheers to that.
[04:50:59]  All right, I'm taking a smoke, and then we're playing Derrick King's latest video here.
[04:51:08]  Shark attack!
[04:51:09]  Gear's fan is just mad because all of his disposable income goes to child support.
[04:51:15]  Keep raging.
[04:51:16]  Oh, Jesus Christ!
[04:51:23]  Savage!
[04:51:25]  Savage shark attack!
[04:51:31]  Jesus Christ.
[04:51:33]  Sorry.
[04:51:34]  Polar bear.
[04:51:36]  Five more dollars to delay radio graffiti.
[04:51:39]  Suck my cock chat.
[04:51:40]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:45]  Savage, man.
[04:51:47]  Savage.
[04:51:48]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:49]  I know.
[04:51:49]  These fucking idiots in the chat room, they fucking flex these nuts in the chat room, thinking they got so much power, talking shit to me, flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard to me.
[04:52:03]  How do you like that, huh?
[04:52:07]  How do you like that?
[04:52:09]  We're delaying radio graffiti because people are saying here, here's a five, delay it.
[04:52:15]  Fuck these people in chat.
[04:52:16]  They're unappreciative shitheads.
[04:52:19]  They're unappreciative shitheads.
[04:52:25]  Woo!
[04:52:28]  Oh my god.
[04:52:29]  I'll drink to that, baby.
[04:52:30]  I'll drink to that.
[04:52:30]  Anyway, let's go ahead.
[04:52:32]  Oh, the pet Mexican.
[04:52:34]  Let's delay RG then.
[04:52:36]  Can anyone contribute to this video?
[04:52:38]  Please support me, the pet Mexican.
[04:52:41]  You missed me, Ghost.
[04:52:42]  I missed you to Ghost GX.
[04:52:45]  And as always, nigger, faggot.
[04:52:47]  Yeah, now we've got the pet Mexican over here.
[04:52:54]  You know what?
[04:52:54]  I'm adding that to Many, many of them.
[04:53:00]  Since it's Friday the 13th, how about some Alice Cooper?
[04:53:04]  Oh, oh my god, look at what y'all done.
[04:53:08]  Baggetty ass retards that just want to use you as a jukebox are talking good shit while throwing money around like there isn't other people here with bands in their wallet.
[04:53:17]  Fuck all these anti-chat sperm connoisseurs.
[04:53:20]  Wait a minute.
[04:53:21]  I don't want to start a war here, okay?
[04:53:24]  Wait a minute.
[04:53:25]  I don't want to start a war here.
[04:53:27]  So everybody just calm down.
[04:53:29]  All right.
[04:53:29]  Everybody just calm down.
[04:53:31]  Calm your asses down.
[04:53:33]  And let's just get to a couple of the videos that we've got.
[04:53:36]  All right.
[04:53:36]  Just calm our asses down here.
[04:53:39]  I've got a couple of videos.
[04:53:41]  Look, people in the chat, don't egg it on, dude.
[04:53:44]  Seriously, don't add feelings.
[04:53:45]  Oh, Vince McMahon.
[04:53:47]  Minus five on the PetMex video.
[04:53:49]  Get back to doing Lucha Libre.
[04:53:56]  Oh my god, dude.
[04:53:58]  Oh, my God.
[04:53:58]  Look, everybody, stop.
[04:53:59]  All right.
[04:54:00]  We're having a good time here.
[04:54:02]  All right.
[04:54:03]  We're having a good time.
[04:54:05]  There's no reason to get into this type of malarkey.
[04:54:08]  All right.
[04:54:08]  So everybody, please just calm down.
[04:54:11]  Please, everybody listening to old ghost here, please calm down.
[04:54:15]  And feminist socialists keep delaying it and we'll have a troll war.
[04:54:19]  Oh, dude.
[04:54:20]  No, no.
[04:54:21]  Come on, man.
[04:54:23]  No.
[04:54:25]  God damn plebeians.
[04:54:26]  This is how African savages act.
[04:54:29]  For that, more delay.
[04:54:31]  C-O-V-I-D-19.
[04:54:32]  Dude, no.
[04:54:33]  Listen.
[04:54:35]  Hold on.
[04:54:35]  Calm down, dude.
[04:54:36]  No, no.
[04:54:36]  I don't want to hear the word troll war, dude, because I was a part of many troll wars, and there was a lot of people that are no longer with us on the internet because of that.
[04:54:47]  And I don't want that to come back.
[04:54:51]  Don't say troll war, okay?
[04:54:53]  Ghosted with a diamond smells like a troll war is brewing.
[04:54:57]  Dude, seriously, don't.
[04:54:59]  Seriously.
[04:55:00]  Do not say troll war.
[04:55:02]  That's serious fucking business and you can be really seriously fucked up.
[04:55:07]  By the way, R.I.P. Dick Burns.
[04:55:10]  All right, R.I.P. Dick Burns, if you're out there, we're riding for you, baby.
[04:55:15]  All right.
[04:55:16]  Anyway, look, I don't want to hear the word troll war again.
[04:55:19]  Let's go ahead and get to Pettis.
[04:55:22]  You know, he's got two videos now.
[04:55:23]  Let's get to his first video.
[04:55:25]  And then we're going to get to another video.
[04:55:27]  Everybody just calm down.
[04:55:28]  Don't donate anymore.
[04:55:30]  You're going to be stoking shit on this fire.
[04:55:33]  Everybody just calm down.
[04:55:34]  Oh, R.I.P. Lee Kwang.
[04:55:38]  What?
[04:55:40]  I heard from someone I trust that Lee Kwang died recently from a drunk driver.
[04:55:44]  Rip in chat.
[04:55:46]  Play this for the memories.
[04:55:48]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:55:49]  I hope that's not true, but I'm sorry if that's true.
[04:55:55]  I don't want to hear anybody die or anything.
[04:55:58]  But listen, everybody in chat, seriously, stop throwing around that fucking term troll war.
[04:56:04]  It's not fucking cool.
[04:56:06]  It's not funny, dude.
[04:56:07]  Seriously, it is.
[04:56:08]  R.I.P. Dick Burns, for Christ's sake.
[04:56:11]  What is this?
[04:56:11]  Ghosted inner circle versus chat Alamo 2 electric boogaloon.
[04:56:17]  And what is this?
[04:56:19]  Pay.
[04:56:20]  I'm not going to say that.
[04:56:23]  It takes two seconds to make Ghost Show episode a lost episode.
[04:56:27]  Then we won't have to see his shitty paper troll zero talent.
[04:56:32]  Will they get the fuck out of here?
[04:56:35]  Fucking idiot.
[04:56:37]  Anyway, can we just calm down here?
[04:56:40]  Everybody just calm the fuck down.
[04:56:42]  Okay?
[04:56:43]  We don't want troll wars.
[04:56:46]  We don't want any of that toxicity.
[04:56:48]  All right.
[04:56:49]  Let's go to Derwicking's video and everybody just calm down.
[04:56:52]  All right.
[04:56:53]  Calm down.
[04:56:54]  What?
[04:56:54]  What is it?
[04:56:56]  Chandler, engineer, hurry up and clean Ghost up so he'll stop throwing a temper tantrum and finally do radio graffiti or chat.
[04:57:05]  Listen, stop fucking saying troll war.
[04:57:08]  I'm not kidding around.
[04:57:09]  This is not cool.
[04:57:11]  This is not something that I'm promoting here at all.
[04:57:14]  No troll war.
[04:57:15]  All right, we're getting to Derwicking's video.
[04:57:18]  Shut up.
[04:57:19]  All right.
[04:57:20]  Everybody just shut the fuck up so that we can all get back to what we were doing.
[04:57:25]  All right.
[04:57:28]  Wait a minute.
[04:57:30]  Hey, they're waking to you.
[04:57:31]  Did you hook it up with some hooking it up with some sins here?
[04:57:37]  Turn that shit up.
[04:57:40]  Some fucking synth, baby.
[04:57:47]  Yeah, intertwining this with a little bit of a Mad Max.
[04:58:07]  Hey, everybody, shut up in the chat room.
[04:58:09]  Stop stoking fires here.
[04:58:12]  All right, listen to the synth, dude.
[04:58:15]  All right, mellow out, man.
[04:58:18]  just fucking mellow out man everybody seriously mellow out dude I don't want to do, stop saying troll.
[04:58:39]  Hold on, pause this.
[04:58:41]  What is that?
[04:58:41]  Imagine not being able to pay for even TTS.
[04:58:44]  What type of bread do you want, chat?
[04:58:47]  Sourdough?
[04:58:48]  Oh, dude, where is this coming from?
[04:58:50]  Man, shark attack coming out like a madman.
[04:58:54]  Oh my god.
[04:58:56]  Oh my god, bleed.
[04:58:57]  Look, look, look, seriously.
[04:58:59]  Stop.
[04:59:00]  Look, they're fucking saying troll war in the chat, dude.
[04:59:02]  We don't look seriously.
[04:59:05]  I'm not joking around.
[04:59:06]  This is not an act here.
[04:59:07]  Do not fucking say troll war.
[04:59:10]  I was a part of many of them, and they were horrible.
[04:59:14]  And people are no longer with us on the internet because of it, man.
[04:59:19]  It's serious shit.
[04:59:20]  It is not a joke.
[04:59:21]  And all you people that are shouting troll war, you ain't going to be shouting it when it's happening to you.
[04:59:28]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[04:59:31]  I tell you that right goddamn now.
[04:59:33]  You wouldn't be saying this shit if it happened to you.
[04:59:36]  I'll tell you that right now.
[04:59:45]  Better stop your shit.
[05:00:00]  I have to say, this is pretty cool there, Derwicking.
[05:00:12]  Badass synth.
[05:00:14]  It's delaying radio graffiti, which is pissing off this chat room.
[05:00:17]  Look at it.
[05:00:18]  Look at it.
[05:00:19]  Look at how fucking triggered these people are.
[05:00:21]  It's unbelievable.
[05:00:24]  Hey, why don't all of you just calm down and dance a little bit or something, all right?
[05:00:29]  I know half of you are queer as $3 bills, so why don't you shake that rosebud asshole that you got and mellow out, man?
[05:00:38]  Just mellow out.
[05:00:50]  Everybody just mellow out, dude.
[05:01:07]  Dude, seriously, I'm not joking around, dude.
[05:01:10]  Stopping with the Troll War shit, or I'm going to have to start kicking people out of here.
[05:01:17]  Just mellow out, man.
[05:01:25]  Man, that's harsh right there.
[05:01:50]  All right, we're almost done with this one here.
[05:01:53]  This is pretty good, by the way.
[05:01:56]  I'm telling you, Derwicking, dude, he knows him.
[05:02:00]  You know what I mean?
[05:02:01]  That's why he's a hard-ass capitalist, man.
[05:02:03]  You got to know what kind of music helps you inspire you.
[05:02:07]  Helps you spark synapses in your brain.
[05:02:10]  Helps you think, helps you relax, etc.
[05:02:14]  Cheers to that, Derwicking.
[05:02:16]  I'm telling you, you know, this is, you've been knocking it out of the park as of late.
[05:02:19]  Oh, shit.
[05:02:20]  There goes my quarter.
[05:02:22]  Anyway, thank you very much, Derwicking.
[05:02:25]  and I'm not paying attention to the chat.
[05:02:26]  The chat doesn't know what, they don't know if they want, these people are sick.
[05:02:30]  Let's just put it that way.
[05:02:31]  All right.
[05:02:32]  These people are fucking sick.
[05:02:34]  All right, we've got the pet Mexican over here.
[05:02:36]  I don't know.
[05:02:37]  Maybe I'll throw leniency on you, pet Mexican.
[05:02:40]  I don't know yet.
[05:02:41]  But let's get to what, another Derwicking?
[05:02:44]  Another Derwicking back-to-back.
[05:02:48]  And then we've got R.I.P. Lee Kwang.
[05:02:51]  I'm telling you, dude, you know, hey, you fucking people in chat brought it on yourselves, dude.
[05:02:56]  You know, you have to understand, even though you're in chat talking garbage and thinking that, you know, I'm anonymous and I can just do what I want.
[05:03:03]  You're pissing people off.
[05:03:06]  You're pissing people off.
[05:03:08]  And as a result, this is what happens, you know?
[05:03:12]  You know, you don't, you know, things aren't going to go your fucking way.
[05:03:16]  All right.
[05:03:17]  So it is what it is.
[05:03:19]  So, you know, that's just a way it is.
[05:03:21]  Anyway, Derwicking said, goddamn plebeians, plebeians, I should say.
[05:03:27]  This is how African savages act.
[05:03:29]  For that, more delay, COVID-19 affects the poor disproportionately, by the way.
[05:03:36]  Well, that's just because they're not very clean.
[05:03:38]  Anyway, ghosted with a diamond chat versus ghost in there.
[05:03:41]  Yeah, fuck off.
[05:03:42]  All right.
[05:03:43]  Fuck you.
[05:03:44]  All right.
[05:03:44]  Let's see what Derwicking has in store.
[05:03:47]  Here it is.
[05:03:47]  Everybody ready?
[05:03:50]  Oh.
[05:03:55]  Hey, wait a minute.
[05:03:55]  Is this another synth?
[05:03:57]  Is this another synth?
[05:03:59]  Oh.
[05:04:01]  Oh, man.
[05:04:03]  Looks like an Oriental movie.
[05:04:11]  I've never seen this movie, by the way.
[05:04:13]  I gotta watch some of these movies that you guys are hooking up here.
[05:04:29]  I mean, why doesn't everybody mellow out?
[05:04:31]  Look at this.
[05:04:32]  Derwicking requested some synth.
[05:04:35]  so why does everybody just mellow out come on bob your head mellow out every Everything's going to be all right, dude.

=== Re-Elect Trump 2020 (04:04) ===

[05:05:05]  Everything's going to be all right.
[05:05:12]  That's why we need to re-elect Donald Trump.
[05:05:16]  Trump 2020, baby When we elect when we re-elect Donald Trump the 20s are gonna be the new 80s baby just watch Look everybody's digging this Everybody's digging this Everybody's digging this shit dude.
[05:05:45]  I don't know why y'all people are complaining It's Chow Young Fat And for all you young people you better get into this damn stock market.
[05:06:13]  There is no fiscal reason why the stock market has gone down this low It is done on fear and this fear ain't gonna last very long.
[05:06:24]  I guarantee it and you better make sure that at the very least in the bearish investment obtain high yield dividend stocks that are blue chips.
[05:06:37]  I'm talking to you millennials.
[05:06:39]  I'm talking to you Gen Zers.
[05:06:41]  It's your time now.
[05:06:43]  You've got to figure it out.
[05:07:03]  Make your money work for you.
[05:07:05]  High yield dividend stocks.
[05:07:08]  i've been saying this since 2010 2009.
[05:07:18]  oh dude hold on beautiful Who the fuck did that?
[05:07:22]  Dude ghost, seriously stop this crap.
[05:07:26]  You got arrested on a DWI earlier this week.
[05:07:29]  You went on a groping spree outside the Alamo and now you just tweeted that you're going to vote for Biden if Trump doesn't expand Medicaid.
[05:07:36]  Shit, fuck you.
[05:07:39]  All right, I'm ride or die with Trump.
[05:07:41]  Are you shitting me?
[05:07:43]  I would follow fucking Trump into hell.
[05:07:46]  You understand that.
[05:07:47]  That's how fucking ride or die, I am with him.
[05:07:50]  I would follow that man into hell.
[05:07:53]  So don't come at me with that shit.
[05:08:42]  some pretty good shit, man.
[05:08:43]  I love that fucking synth, man.
[05:08:45]  That synth cheers to Derwicking, dude, once again with the synth.
[05:08:51]  And look, look, everybody, seriously, I know that we were just joking around and we were going to extend radio graffiti and all that shit.
[05:09:00]  Everybody just calm down, dude.
[05:09:01]  No more donos.
[05:09:02]  I'm not trying to stall for donos and shit.
[05:09:05]  These people in the chat room are claiming that.
[05:09:07]  That's bullshit.
[05:09:08]  All right.

=== Hoy Hoy Synth Cheer (02:42) ===

[05:09:09]  Anyway, let's just get through with these next two fucking $20, $20 and let's move on.
[05:09:17]  We've got who the hell requested this again?
[05:09:20]  Oh, yeah.
[05:09:21]  R.I.P. Lee Kwang.
[05:09:23]  And apparently, Lee Kwang had been supposedly died in a by getting hit by a drunk driver or something of that shit.
[05:09:31]  I have no idea.
[05:09:33]  I have no idea.
[05:09:34]  But apparently, we're going to watch this.
[05:09:36]  And how convenient.
[05:09:37]  This is a Mouse A Tongue propaganda music.
[05:09:40]  And I'm getting an advertisement for it.
[05:09:43]  I'm getting a fucking advertisement for it.
[05:09:45]  These fucking communists make me fucking sick.
[05:09:48]  All right.
[05:09:49]  RIP Lee Kwang.
[05:09:52]  This got copyrighted.
[05:09:54]  I'm not even joking.
[05:09:55]  I had to fucking look at an Apple ad before this.
[05:10:00]  I had to look at an Apple ad before I played this shit.
[05:10:05]  Communism.
[05:10:06]  Think about it.
[05:10:14]  There's Lee Quang.
[05:10:17]  Well, that's Mao Say Tong, but Lee Kwang used to fucking always donate this shit.
[05:10:23]  I mean, he's donated this shit to this fucking show at least a hundred times.
[05:10:51]  Welcome to the CIA Watchlist.
[05:10:54]  What makes you think the CIA doesn't already know who I am a long time ago, baby?
[05:11:14]  How do you think I know so much about political affairs and have prognosticated so many things over the years?
[05:11:22]  Come on, man.

=== Howard Stern Republican Line (10:46) ===

[05:11:52]  Hoy, hoy, hoy.
[05:11:55]  Lick a, lick a high, lick a high.
[05:11:58]  Hold on.
[05:11:58]  Let me get some reverb.
[05:12:00]  Here.
[05:12:10]  Hold on, hold on.
[05:12:11]  Wait, hold on.
[05:12:13]  Are you kidding me?
[05:12:15]  A real 80s gym.
[05:12:17]  Oh, dude.
[05:12:18]  Look, this ain't me, dude.
[05:12:20]  I'm telling people to stop.
[05:12:22]  We're fucking just, all right.
[05:12:25]  I don't know what to tell you.
[05:12:29]  I don't know what to tell you guys.
[05:12:41]  Hey, high council, stop counting my shekels, dude.
[05:12:45]  I haven't made anywhere near that.
[05:12:47]  I don't know where you get these numbers out of your head, dude.
[05:12:50]  You're a sick fuck, first of all.
[05:12:52]  All right, I've made a few hundred bucks tonight, so shut the fuck up.
[05:13:00]  I'm not even joking, man.
[05:13:16]  I've made nowhere near that shit, dude.
[05:13:20]  I've made a few hundred bucks, dude.
[05:13:22]  Shut up and get your hand out of my pocket.
[05:13:43]  Jesus Christ.
[05:13:44]  Is it because the Mao Zedong, the Mao Zedong fucking video is on and you're like, oh, I want the shekel.
[05:13:51]  I'm going to put my hand in your pocket.
[05:14:02]  I'm going to put my hand in your pocket.
[05:14:04]  Oh!
[05:14:08]  I'm kidding.
[05:14:09]  I'm kidding.
[05:14:10]  I'm only kidding.
[05:14:23]  All right, how long is this shit?
[05:14:25]  Jesus Christ.
[05:14:27]  All right, I'm going to end this in about five minutes.
[05:14:30]  We get the point, all right?
[05:14:32]  Mao Zedong, R.I.P. Lee Quang, alright?
[05:14:40]  Alright, we get it.
[05:14:42]  R.I.P. Lee Kwang, all right?
[05:14:49]  Dude, everybody, shut up about my shekels, dude.
[05:14:52]  I've made a few hundred bucks.
[05:14:54]  Shut the fuck up, all right?
[05:14:56]  Just shut up.
[05:14:59]  All right, let's go.
[05:15:00]  It's five minutes.
[05:15:01]  All right, we got it.
[05:15:02]  Five minutes, all right.
[05:15:04]  Jesus Christ.
[05:15:06]  R.I.P. Lee Kwang, who's fucking literally donated that song at least, I would say 25 times and shit.
[05:15:13]  I'm not even kidding around.
[05:15:15]  Anyway, what is this?
[05:15:17]  A friendly reminder.
[05:15:19]  Type GX to rename the ghost show into Ghost Reacts to YouTube Videos.
[05:15:24]  Type JX to rename the ghost show into The Jukebox Show.
[05:15:28]  Donate $3 to help us update the shekel counter.
[05:15:31]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[05:15:35]  I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
[05:15:37]  I mean, you know, I know that's fucking cans abuser, just fucking idiot ass.
[05:15:43]  Fucking, all right, whatever, dude.
[05:15:44]  All right, call me whatever you want.
[05:15:46]  You know, I don't really care anymore.
[05:15:48]  I mean, I mean, look, I'm up on five hours straight.
[05:15:55]  I've been doing this broadcast.
[05:15:57]  Five hours and 15 minutes, for Christ's sake.
[05:16:01]  So give me a fucking break.
[05:16:03]  Jesus Christ, where am I?
[05:16:05]  I don't even know where the fuck I'm at anymore.
[05:16:07]  Fucking asshole.
[05:16:11]  We got to do an we got to do like two more fucking videos.
[05:16:13]  This next one is a fucking ghost severed left nut, whoever the fuck that is.
[05:16:19]  Go seriously, stop this crap.
[05:16:22]  You got arrested on a DWI earlier this week.
[05:16:25]  You went on a groping spree outside the Alamo, and now you just tweeted that you're going to vote for all right.
[05:16:31]  What is it, ghost severed, left nut?
[05:16:33]  For Christ's sake, give me a break.
[05:16:35]  And by the way, I have both my nuts, all right?
[05:16:39]  I got both my nuts.
[05:16:40]  I got balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap your mother upside her chin, you son of a bitch.
[05:16:47]  Oh, oh, here we go.
[05:16:48]  Let's see.
[05:16:48]  We got prank calls.
[05:16:51]  Prank calls are so lame, dude.
[05:16:52]  I just, all right, just listen.
[05:16:54]  Go ahead, go severed left nut right now.
[05:16:57]  This morning are the co-directors of a recent documentary on Detroit called Detroit Beyond, Heidi Ewing and Rachel Gray.
[05:17:04]  C-SAN.
[05:17:05]  Tommy, first.
[05:17:05]  First phone call.
[05:17:06]  Malden, Massachusetts, Republican Tom.
[05:17:08]  Republican line.
[05:17:09]  Tommy, what's on your mind?
[05:17:11]  Hi, I love C-SPAN.
[05:17:13]  Detroit, I've been to many times.
[05:17:15]  It should be leveled and made a huge marijuana dispensary.
[05:17:23]  All right, we'll move on to the next one.
[05:17:24]  It should be wild.
[05:17:26]  Why do you say that?
[05:17:27]  Why do you say that, Rachel Gray?
[05:17:28]  It might be leveled.
[05:17:30]  Not leveled.
[05:17:31]  No, the marijuana dispensary part.
[05:17:33]  Oh, because we filmed out several people growing.
[05:17:36]  It is the American.
[05:17:42]  And by the way, fuck Howard Stern too, dude.
[05:17:45]  Fucking Howard Stern, your pieces.
[05:17:48]  Ask a question.
[05:17:48]  Would that be your question, or is there something else you want to hear from the ambassador?
[05:17:52]  Something else.
[05:17:53]  I'd ask her if she's aware that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
[05:17:58]  We'll go on next to Chad.
[05:18:00]  First, we turn to Democrats.
[05:18:01]  Only want to get your thoughts on the year.
[05:18:04]  Zach, go ahead in Binghamton, New York.
[05:18:07]  Hey, Zach.
[05:18:08]  Hi, how are you doing?
[05:18:09]  Good morning.
[05:18:09]  Go ahead.
[05:18:10]  Hi.
[05:18:11]  So I'm really glad you guys brought up this issue today because, believe it or not, I was actually in D.C. last week, and I had the pleasure of seeing the Washington Monument.
[05:18:23]  And it looks exactly like my erect penis.
[05:18:27]  All right.
[05:18:28]  Gladys of San Antonio, Texas.
[05:18:30]  San Antonio.
[05:18:31]  Apologize for that.
[05:18:32]  Gladys, go ahead.
[05:18:34]  Next is Mark joining us from Jacksonville, Florida.
[05:18:36]  Also on our line for all others.
[05:18:38]  Good morning.
[05:18:41]  Do you respect Howard Stern's penis?
[05:18:43]  Okay, apologize for that.
[05:18:44]  Give me a break.
[05:18:46]  So you're on the air.
[05:18:48]  Hello, Brian.
[05:18:49]  Hi.
[05:18:49]  Hey, if you look at it historically, I think the Republicans handle this issue better.
[05:18:54]  I mean, you have Barney Frank, who was having anal sex.
[05:18:59]  Speaker of the House, gosh, I forget his name.
[05:19:03]  Tip O'Neill's desk, you know, and he stays in Congress.
[05:19:07]  You have Bill Clinton getting oral sex in the Oval Office and ejaculating on Monica Lewinsky's dress.
[05:19:14]  And he's not having sex with that woman.
[05:19:16]  And then you have Mr. Foley, who's masturbating before a vote and asking the size of a young boy's penis.
[05:19:27]  And the kids, you know, ejaculating in a towel.
[05:19:31]  And Mr. Foley resigns.
[05:19:32]  So I think if you look at it, the whole picture, that the Republicans handle it better because, you know, at least their guy, after he ejaculates and comes, he resigns as opposed to the Democrat.
[05:19:42]  Oh, my God.
[05:19:44]  What?
[05:19:45]  Why did you even let him say all that shit?
[05:19:48]  Let's not.
[05:19:49]  Hey, oh, now pause this.
[05:19:50]  This is the guy who created C-SPAN.
[05:19:53]  This fucking guy right here.
[05:19:56]  And why did he even let all right?
[05:19:58]  Just play this.
[05:19:59]  Please make sure you mute your television when you call in.
[05:20:01]  And we will go first to John in Birmingham, Alabama.
[05:20:04]  John's on our Republican line.
[05:20:07]  Yes, sir.
[05:20:08]  I was just wondering, do you respect Howard Stern's penis?
[05:20:12]  Let's go to John.
[05:20:14]  He couldn't even hold it together.
[05:20:16]  Hello to Tom on the Republican line.
[05:20:19]  Oh, my God.
[05:20:20]  This guy's got herpesore.
[05:20:21]  I just, you know, I'm sorry.
[05:20:23]  Look at that herpesore in his lip.
[05:20:25]  She's really kind of ticked me off.
[05:20:27]  You know, you know, this is a herpesore in his lip.
[05:20:30]  What's going on?
[05:20:32]  And she just, she needs to stick with that plan.
[05:20:35]  And, you know, I'm sure she gets, you know, screwed right in the vagina a lot of the time.
[05:20:40]  Let's go to Troy, Ohio.
[05:20:42]  Give me a break.
[05:20:43]  Howard, the fraudulent boob in the office, the orange anus.
[05:20:48]  Steve, let's dispense with the name calling.
[05:20:52]  I just say Make America Great Again, Donald Trump, and Baba Booey.
[05:20:57]  Yeah.
[05:20:58]  He was all good until that very end there, wasn't he?
[05:21:03]  Fuck Howard Stern, by the way.
[05:21:05]  Fuck Howard Stern.
[05:21:06]  We're old.
[05:21:08]  Yeah.
[05:21:13]  Yes?
[05:21:16]  I just have an incredible issue with what's been going on with this.
[05:21:23]  The world, it's been so sick.
[05:21:25]  All right, this is stupid.
[05:21:26]  How long is this?
[05:21:27]  I can't believe it.
[05:21:28]  I'm letting this go for another minute.
[05:21:32]  Looking at some other stories in the news.
[05:21:34]  Back to the phones.
[05:21:35]  Baltimore, Maryland.
[05:21:36]  Justin on our line for Democrats.
[05:21:38]  Go ahead, Justin.
[05:21:39]  Mayor.
[05:21:40]  Justin?
[05:21:43]  Fuck.
[05:21:45]  George is up there.
[05:21:47]  Georgia on our Republican line.
[05:21:50]  Yeah, Paul Ron, you know, getting in, and I feel like he's going to be a good, you know, he takes the value.
[05:21:58]  Can I shit in your mouth, please?
[05:22:00]  Oh, my God.
[05:22:01]  What the fuck?
[05:22:02]  Come on.
[05:22:03]  You've got to come up with something better than that.
[05:22:04]  Yes.
[05:22:04]  Hello?
[05:22:05]  Turn on your TV.
[05:22:05]  Go right ahead.
[05:22:07]  Yeah, I would like to make a comment, a quick comment.
[05:22:13]  What do you think about how it turns penis?
[05:22:15]  It's going to bring you Republican in.
[05:22:17]  I mean, give me a break.
[05:22:18]  Let's go to Michael.
[05:22:19]  One more.
[05:22:20]  One more.
[05:22:21]  He's 29 years old.
[05:22:22]  Hello.
[05:22:23]  Yeah, hi.
[05:22:25]  My question is: would he pork your asshole?
[05:22:32]  We'll go to Westnecks.
[05:22:35]  Would he pork your asshole?
[05:22:37]  That's great.
[05:22:37]  All right.

=== 80s Gem Pet Mexicans (14:16) ===

[05:22:38]  All right.
[05:22:38]  Look, last one.
[05:22:40]  Touche, ghost severed left nut.
[05:22:43]  All right.
[05:22:44]  Anyway, let's get to this last one here, and then we're going to get to Radio Graffiti.
[05:22:48]  This last $20, $20 is by Olte Ant.
[05:22:53]  And Olte Ant said that this is a real 80s gem.
[05:22:57]  So let's see if Olte Ant is correct here or if he's just really this is an 80s gem.
[05:23:05]  Hold on, let me leave this to the let me leave this to the audience.
[05:23:10]  To all those that were out there that lived in the 80s, is this an 80s gem?
[05:23:15]  Once again, Olte Ant requested this.
[05:23:18]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[05:23:29]  I've never heard this song, by the way.
[05:23:44]  Looks like that fucker Donkey Whips from that one Nickelodeon show.
[05:23:48]  Remember that?
[05:23:54]  All right, all right.
[05:24:02]  All right.
[05:24:07]  I like the synth.
[05:24:09]  All right, let me give it 30 or 45 seconds.
[05:24:24]  Wow, I've never heard this song, dude.
[05:24:40]  An 80s gem, huh?
[05:24:52]  Bronski beat.
[05:25:09]  Interesting.
[05:25:10]  I can definitely sense that 80s tenor to this song.
[05:25:21]  He does.
[05:25:22]  He definitely has soprano voice.
[05:25:24]  I'll tell you that.
[05:25:24]  He's looking, he's singing high.
[05:25:29]  And what's up with these swimmer boys?
[05:25:34]  Why is he just watching swimmer boys?
[05:25:41]  And why are his friends watching swimmer boys?
[05:25:48]  Uh-oh, wait a minute.
[05:25:50]  Wait a minute.
[05:25:54]  Wait a minute.
[05:25:58]  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[05:26:14]  Are you shitting me?
[05:26:19]  Are you fucking kidding?
[05:26:20]  What the fuck kind of fucking shit is this?
[05:26:23]  This is promoting weird behavior.
[05:26:26]  You know, I mean, oh, God, don't tell me he gets beat up because he likes to, oh, no.
[05:26:34]  Is this what they're going?
[05:26:35]  Is this where they're going with this?
[05:26:38]  Is this where they're going there?
[05:26:40]  They're going there.
[05:26:42]  They're going there!
[05:26:49]  They're fucking going there!
[05:26:55]  I was just looking at the swimmer boys.
[05:27:00]  Hold on, pause this.
[05:27:02]  Literally pause this.
[05:27:03]  Hold on, what is this?
[05:27:04]  Billy F.U., I come back and you're watching gay swimmer boy vines.
[05:27:08]  Dude, shut up.
[05:27:09]  This is a $20, $20 bucker, dude.
[05:27:11]  You'd think that I'd actually be watching this voluntarily for Christ's sake?
[05:27:15]  This is supposed to be an 80s gem here.
[05:27:20]  Oh, my God.
[05:27:24]  This guy's dreaming of young swimmer boys.
[05:27:33]  And look, of course, mom loves them, right?
[05:27:36]  Hold on, pause this.
[05:27:37]  Pause this shit.
[05:27:38]  Mom loves them.
[05:27:40]  Isn't it convenient?
[05:27:42]  Every one of these little fruit bowls that are out here that for whatever reason want to sexualize everything because, oh, look at that swimmer boy.
[05:27:52]  Oh, look at that Boy Scout.
[05:27:54]  Oh, look at this.
[05:27:55]  Oh, look at that.
[05:27:56]  Every one of these fuckers are loved by their dirty dish rag horror mothers.
[05:28:02]  You know, everybody.
[05:28:04]  Give me a fucking break.
[05:28:06]  These fucking dirty dish rag horror mothers.
[05:28:10]  And what now, Billy?
[05:28:13]  You would call this gay shit a gem?
[05:28:15]  I didn't.
[05:28:17]  All right, whatever, Bill.
[05:28:18]  The fucking guy that donated it said this was a gem, you fucking dickhead.
[05:28:22]  Jesus Christ.
[05:28:24]  And look at the dad.
[05:28:25]  He's like, oh, you fucking fruit.
[05:28:27]  Look, yeah, put it in.
[05:28:29]  All right, here's some money.
[05:28:29]  Get out of my fucking face.
[05:28:31]  All right.
[05:28:32]  Get out of there.
[05:28:37]  Get out of there!
[05:28:43]  So now he's all alone!
[05:28:46]  He's all alone.
[05:28:48]  And he doesn't know where to go.
[05:28:50]  Oh my god.
[05:29:06]  We're running away together because I want to suck a cock.
[05:29:14]  All right.
[05:29:14]  I've had enough of this.
[05:29:15]  All right.
[05:29:16]  We get it.
[05:29:16]  Thank you very much.
[05:29:18]  And 80s gem, really, guys?
[05:29:20]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:29:22]  All right, look.
[05:29:23]  What I'm about to do right now is I'm going to take a break, okay?
[05:29:26]  I'm going to take a break.
[05:29:27]  Look, we've already, I mean, it's already two in the morning.
[05:29:30]  All right.
[05:29:31]  We extended everybody who donated.
[05:29:33]  They extend radio graffiti.
[05:29:35]  We're doing it.
[05:29:36]  We've done it.
[05:29:37]  Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a break right here.
[05:29:40]  What is this?
[05:29:40]  Billy F.U. Ghost said childhood.
[05:29:44]  What the fuck does that mean?
[05:29:47]  All right.
[05:29:47]  Whatever, Billy.
[05:29:48]  All right.
[05:29:48]  Fucking shoving up your ass.
[05:29:51]  Pet Mexican, can you play my video?
[05:29:56]  All right.
[05:29:56]  I'll leave it up to the people.
[05:29:58]  I'll leave it up to the people in the chat room right now.
[05:30:01]  Everybody who wants me to play the Pet Mexicans video, put 111 in the chat right now.
[05:30:07]  All right.
[05:30:08]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:30:09]  All right.
[05:30:09]  111.
[05:30:11]  If not, we're going to radio graffiti.
[05:30:13]  All right.
[05:30:14]  If you want me to play the pet Mexicans video, we've got no, not, no, no.
[05:30:20]  There's one 111.
[05:30:22]  No, no, no.
[05:30:24]  There's another 111.
[05:30:26]  There's a few 111s.
[05:30:27]  Look at them.
[05:30:29]  Look, there's a few 111s up in here.
[05:30:31]  Look at all these fuckers, man.
[05:30:34]  And anybody, everybody who's putting 222, I'm adding that as 111.
[05:30:39]  So Jesus Christ.
[05:30:41]  You know what?
[05:30:41]  Since everybody has done 111, 222s, I'm going to go ahead and hook it up.
[05:30:46]  And I'm going to play the Pet Mexicans video.
[05:30:48]  How do you like that shit?
[05:30:49]  How do you like that shit?
[05:30:51]  As a fucking crotch rocket whizzes by since all of you people thought you were so cute by pressing 222.
[05:31:00]  There it is.
[05:31:00]  Let's go ahead and put the pet Mexicans video.
[05:31:04]  Hold on.
[05:31:04]  Jesus Christ.
[05:31:06]  All right.
[05:31:07]  Come on.
[05:31:07]  What is this?
[05:31:09]  Why is this even fucking monetized?
[05:31:11]  Oh my God.
[05:31:12]  Are you shitting me?
[05:31:14]  Are you kidding me?
[05:31:16]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:31:18]  Pet Mexican, you're making me play Dark Side Gear.
[05:31:22]  Oh, God, Cortez wants to have a drink with me.
[05:31:24]  We're going to get a drink here first.
[05:31:27]  Dark side, Phil.
[05:31:29]  I need to get crunk.
[05:31:35]  Dark side fucking Phil.
[05:31:37]  Here we go.
[05:31:38]  Let's do this.
[05:31:39]  Shepard, you made it.
[05:31:41]  Come have a drink.
[05:31:42]  Yeah.
[05:31:43]  Take your shirt off.
[05:31:44]  You're looking happy.
[05:31:46]  That's right.
[05:31:47]  Yesterday can't change.
[05:31:49]  Tomorrow, we might all be dead.
[05:31:51]  Today is what matters.
[05:31:54]  That is correct.
[05:31:54]  Hey, I wouldn't have thought it's 12 would be yours.
[05:31:57]  That's the way everybody should be living, baby.
[05:32:00]  All right.
[05:32:00]  Today is what matters.
[05:32:02]  While you're out there overwhelming yourself with toilet paper in your home and bottled water and hoarding shit from everybody else, think about that.
[05:32:13]  Live for today.
[05:32:14]  I hate to be fucking quoting this shitty fucking, you know, black man on this video game, but it is what it is.
[05:32:20]  All right.
[05:32:22]  You don't have to get all hot and bothered to appreciate graceful dancing.
[05:32:25]  There's an energy here.
[05:32:27]  There's light.
[05:32:28]  And some of the eye candy in the crowd isn't too shabby.
[05:32:31]  Oh, God.
[05:32:31]  I'm going to say, I buy candy too.
[05:32:33]  Oh, no.
[05:32:35]  Oh.
[05:32:36]  Oh, my God.
[05:32:39]  Fuck it.
[05:32:40]  I've heard it.
[05:32:41]  All right.
[05:32:41]  All right.
[05:32:42]  I've had enough of this.
[05:32:43]  I've played enough.
[05:32:44]  All right.
[05:32:46]  I've had enough.
[05:32:49]  Videos are not $8, you idiot.
[05:32:51]  You voted to allow the pet Mexican.
[05:32:54]  Are y'all gonna y'all gonna go that way?
[05:32:56]  Y'all are gonna sit over here and try to troll in that direction?
[05:32:59]  All right, I tell you what.
[05:33:00]  There are not $8, but now I'm doing me again, you fucking pieces of shit, huh?
[05:33:05]  Y'all want to keep trolling?
[05:33:06]  Y'all want to fuck with me?
[05:33:08]  Huh?
[05:33:09]  You want to fuck with me?
[05:33:10]  Well, fuck you.
[05:33:11]  How you like that shit, you piece of crap?
[05:33:14]  Huh?
[05:33:15]  Yeah, real funny now, huh?
[05:33:17]  Real funny now.
[05:33:19]  Now y'all can go sit there and wax your own fucking peckers if you're going to sit over here and think that I'm just going to go ahead and bow down and do radio graffiti for you fucking meatbags.
[05:33:30]  All right, so go fuck yourselves, you fucking piece of shit.
[05:33:34]  All right, oh, look, oh, I'm a bad guy now.
[05:33:37]  Look, oh, oh, oh, fucking suck it, dude.
[05:33:45]  All right, fucking suck it for Christ's sake.
[05:33:48]  Did you hear me?
[05:33:49]  Suck it, you fucking idiot.
[05:33:54]  No shit, I should be doing a fire sale.
[05:33:56]  You know, we should be fucking, you know, we should be doing what Blade's doing.
[05:33:59]  All right, let's do a fucking fire sale, dude.
[05:34:01]  Figure it out, man.
[05:34:03]  Fuck it, dude.
[05:34:04]  Fuck it, dude.
[05:34:04]  You know what?
[05:34:05]  You know what I need?
[05:34:05]  You know what I fucking need.
[05:34:07]  I need more beer.
[05:34:11]  All right.
[05:34:14]  See, all of y'all thought y'all were so cute.
[05:34:16]  I'm like, oh, wait, wait a minute.
[05:34:17]  They're $8.
[05:34:20]  Well, fuck you.
[05:34:23]  You see, now you're going to fuck with me.
[05:34:25]  Now look at you, huh?
[05:34:27]  Now look at you for Christ's sake.
[05:34:29]  You asked us to vote.
[05:34:32]  Hey, hey.
[05:34:34]  People voted and they put 111222.
[05:34:38]  All right.
[05:34:38]  And that's the way it is.
[05:34:40]  All right.
[05:34:41]  And dude, videos are not $8.
[05:34:43]  That's going to be considered a donation.
[05:34:45]  That's the way it is.
[05:34:46]  All right.
[05:34:47]  Don't listen to this fucking stupid fucking dumbass backwoods fucking muscle fucking head kangaroo head up the ass having idiot aesthetic.
[05:34:55]  All right.
[05:34:57]  He's a fucking idiot for Christ's sake.
[05:34:59]  All right.
[05:34:59]  I question every day why I even fucking hang around him for Christ.
[05:35:03]  He hangs around me.
[05:35:04]  I don't hang around him.
[05:35:06]  Anyway, let me go ahead and, by the way, you know, cheers to everybody out there.
[05:35:11]  I'm drinking another beer since you motherfuckers want to sit over here and come at me, you piece of crap, huh?
[05:35:17]  You're going to say, oh, okay, troll war then.
[05:35:20]  I'm going to troll war.
[05:35:23]  Fuck off.
[05:35:25]  Fucking idiots.
[05:35:26]  Give me my drink.
[05:35:31]  Ah, yeah.
[05:35:34]  Look at everybody's pissed off.
[05:35:35]  Look at everybody.
[05:35:37]  Well, you know what?
[05:35:38]  You can be pissed off.
[05:35:39]  All right, you dogfarting fetish-heaving, phallic, fluffing, pickle-prick, sucking, turkey-tit-licking piece of shit.
[05:35:47]  You can get pissed off.
[05:35:48]  I don't give a fuck.
[05:35:49]  All right.
[05:35:51]  I don't give a shit.
[05:35:53]  All right.
[05:35:54]  You can take your troll war and do it.
[05:35:55]  I don't really give a fuck for Christ's sake, man.
[05:35:58]  All right.
[05:35:59]  I got 2,100 lemons in the fucking treasure chest.
[05:36:03]  What?
[05:36:05]  Kikes on fire sale.
[05:36:07]  Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
[05:36:09]  You piece of shit, Billy.
[05:36:11]  I'm telling you right now.
[05:36:14]  Let's do fire sales, all right?
[05:36:16]  All right, we'll do.
[05:36:17]  You want to do fire sales since these pricks want to sit over here and talk garbage to me, huh?
[05:36:21]  I'm not going to do fire sale.
[05:36:23]  I'm not going to do that shit.
[05:36:24]  I'm kidding.
[05:36:24]  I'm just, I'm just, I'm joking, all right?
[05:36:27]  I'm joking.
[05:36:28]  Give me my fucking smoke.
[05:36:44]  Look, people are saying, take a shot, ghost, son.
[05:36:46]  Take a shot.
[05:36:46]  You want me to take a fucking shot?
[05:36:48]  I'll take a fucking shot, baby.
[05:36:50]  All right.
[05:36:51]  I mean, I'll take a fucking shot, baby.
[05:36:53]  I'm not even joking around.

=== Quaker Oatmeal Fire Sale (12:53) ===

[05:36:55]  You want to know why?
[05:36:56]  Because I don't give a fuck, all right?
[05:36:58]  You think I give a shit about some flu out here for Christ's sake?
[05:37:01]  God forbid.
[05:37:01]  I don't want to get the flu.
[05:37:03]  I'm going to wash my hands.
[05:37:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:37:06]  I mean, if anybody's coughing or sneezing, I'm going to fucking kick them in the balls and tell them to get the fuck out.
[05:37:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:37:13]  I mean, I understand this, but I ain't afraid, dude.
[05:37:15]  You understand?
[05:37:16]  That's why I went out today.
[05:37:17]  Me and Mrs. Ghost.
[05:37:19]  We went out.
[05:37:21]  We, you know, had something to eat.
[05:37:23]  We went to fuck shop.
[05:37:24]  We went shopping.
[05:37:25]  We went to fucking liquor stores and all that shit, dude.
[05:37:29]  So let me tell you something right now.
[05:37:32]  I just got me some Johnny Walker blue label.
[05:37:34]  And guess what?
[05:37:40]  I'm going to take me another shot, baby.
[05:37:42]  How do you like that?
[05:37:43]  How do you like that shit?
[05:37:45]  How do you like me now?
[05:37:48]  How do you like me now for Christ's sake?
[05:37:51]  Put the fucking cork back on this son of a bitch.
[05:37:56]  Anyway, folks, I do want to say...
[05:37:59]  What now, Billy?
[05:38:02]  Ghost can't handle the fire sale.
[05:38:04]  What a pussy.
[05:38:05]  Dude, shut up, all right?
[05:38:06]  I'm fucking, I'm doing me is what I'm doing.
[05:38:09]  I would have gotten to the goddamn rated graffiti by now, but all these idiots, look at Wolf's Revenge and fucking stupid fucking musclehead fruit bowl, goddamn aesthetic, and that goddamn Guido fucking cannoli up the ass having goddamn team scarce and that fucking stupid faggy voice pettis and all those other fucking motherfuckers.
[05:38:28]  They thought it was so cute to come out and be like, oh my god, it's $8.
[05:38:35]  Well, fuck you!
[05:38:35]  How do you like that shit?
[05:38:37]  Huh?
[05:38:38]  Fuck you!
[05:38:40]  And by the way, this shot right here of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
[05:38:44]  All right, let me let me explain something to you.
[05:38:47]  Excuse me.
[05:38:49]  If you take a shot, I've already had one.
[05:38:51]  All right, I'm about to take another one.
[05:38:52]  Actually, I had a double on the first one.
[05:38:54]  This one is a single shot.
[05:38:57]  If you motherfuckers were to order this at a bar, a fucking Johnny Walker blue label shot is going to be a minimum of $30.
[05:39:07]  $30 fucking dollars a shot.
[05:39:09]  That's if you find a bar that actually serves Johnny Walker blue label.
[05:39:14]  Do you understand me, boy?
[05:39:16]  That's if you can find a fucking bar that'll fucking do this shit.
[05:39:21]  So don't come at me like I'm some fucking stupid two-bit fucking loser alcoholic.
[05:39:27]  All right.
[05:39:28]  Don't fucking come at me like I'm some fucking asshole for Christ's sake.
[05:39:32]  I'm a connoisseur, you assholes.
[05:39:34]  I'm not an alcoholic.
[05:39:36]  I'm not some fucking, you know, alcohol abuser or whatever the fuck it's called.
[05:39:40]  I am a connoisseur.
[05:39:43]  I appreciate every goddamn libation that goes into my body.
[05:39:49]  I appreciate the nuances, the flavors, the tastes, the smells.
[05:39:54]  Do you understand that?
[05:39:57]  That's what I do.
[05:39:58]  If I didn't have this badass alcohol in front of me, I would not be drinking.
[05:40:04]  Do you understand me?
[05:40:06]  I would not be drinking.
[05:40:08]  So don't come at me with this alcoholism bullshit.
[05:40:12]  If I didn't have this badass liquor and I didn't have this badass beer, I would not be drinking.
[05:40:18]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:40:20]  I'm not an alcoholic.
[05:40:22]  Fucking crotch rocket motherfucker.
[05:40:24]  I swear to God.
[05:40:25]  Yeah, you see, coronavirus ain't stopping these crotch rocket sons of bitches, huh?
[05:40:30]  Fucking piece of shit.
[05:40:31]  Give me my drink.
[05:40:34]  All right.
[05:40:37]  I'm going to go ahead and shoot this shot of Johnny Walker, a balloon label.
[05:40:43]  Oh, yeah.
[05:40:47]  Because I'm a connoisseur, bitch.
[05:40:50]  What, Billy, you fucking shithead?
[05:40:54]  I can get a 10, I can get that shot for 10 bucks.
[05:40:58]  What an overpriced.
[05:40:59]  Bullshit!
[05:41:01]  Bullshit!
[05:41:04]  Anyway, play another two, dude.
[05:41:06]  Pet Mexican, no, I'm not doing that shit.
[05:41:08]  All right.
[05:41:09]  You see what I'm saying?
[05:41:11]  The reason I've always told you, pet Mexican, that I can't make a fucking exception, even though you're a fat fucking idiot minority in America.
[05:41:19]  The reason I told you that I can't make an exception is because look at these idiots.
[05:41:23]  These motherfuckers around here, oh, they're now $8 because they fucking pet Mexican.
[05:41:29]  So I can't fucking do it, you fucking rubber tortilla chewing piece of fucking cheap shit.
[05:41:34]  I can't do it.
[05:41:35]  You see that?
[05:41:36]  Huh?
[05:41:36]  You see what I'm saying?
[05:41:38]  Fuck these people, all right?
[05:41:41]  Anyway, I am shooting Johnny Walker, a blue label.
[05:41:46]  Oh, yeah.
[05:41:49]  Cheers to everybody.
[05:41:50]  All my true fans out there.
[05:41:52]  Cheers to the inner circle, by the way.
[05:41:54]  Let's go ahead and shoot this shit.
[05:41:58]  Ah.
[05:42:00]  Ah, very good shit, man.
[05:42:02]  Smooth as fuck.
[05:42:04]  Smooth as fuck, dude.
[05:42:08]  All right.
[05:42:09]  Let's go ahead.
[05:42:11]  Is everybody calm now?
[05:42:13]  Is everybody not going to talk shit to me?
[05:42:16]  Are all of you motherfuckers actually going to appreciate the content that I'm putting forth on the table up in here?
[05:42:22]  Okay, does everybody understand this?
[05:42:26]  Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take a break.
[05:42:31]  You fucking asshole!
[05:42:33]  Fuck you!
[05:42:36]  You fucking asshole!
[05:42:40]  You fucking asshole!
[05:42:43]  Shout out to Jab500 on YouTube.
[05:42:47]  The fuck is that, fucking Winbees?
[05:42:49]  I don't know.
[05:42:50]  I got fucking crotch rocket cocksuckers out here, man.
[05:42:55]  I got crotch rocket cocksuckers, man.
[05:43:01]  All right.
[05:43:01]  All right.
[05:43:02]  I'm done with this shit, dude.
[05:43:03]  All right.
[05:43:03]  Look, I'm going to take a break, okay?
[05:43:06]  Because all you stupid little baguettes that want radio graffiti, I've got to set the shit up, dude.
[05:43:13]  I've got to set the shit up.
[05:43:15]  And once I set it up, what the fuck now, Billy?
[05:43:18]  What out?
[05:43:20]  Was it smooth as those swimmer boys in that video you were what?
[05:43:23]  Dude, fuck off.
[05:43:25]  Fucking bagged.
[05:43:26]  Fuck you, dude.
[05:43:27]  All right, Billy.
[05:43:28]  You know what, dude?
[05:43:29]  Just stop donating.
[05:43:29]  You're fucking, you're flapping your yapper about me being some kind of a homosexual.
[05:43:34]  Have you taken a look at the fucking videos that you have requested?
[05:43:38]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[05:43:40]  Fruitier than a box of fruit loops, boy.
[05:43:43]  Fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
[05:43:45]  More queer than a $3 bill.
[05:43:48]  So fuck off.
[05:43:52]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:43:53]  All right.
[05:43:55]  I'm going to leave you with something here.
[05:43:58]  Okay.
[05:43:58]  Does everybody understand what I'm saying?
[05:44:00]  What I'm going to leave you here with are commercials, a whole bunch of commercials from 1987.
[05:44:10]  How do you like that shit, huh?
[05:44:12]  How do you like that shit?
[05:44:14]  I'm going to leave you all with a bunch of commercials from 1987.
[05:44:19]  Now, when I'm gone, what I'm going to be doing is hooking it up with radio graffiti.
[05:44:24]  Oh, Christ.
[05:44:27]  And by the way, before I get to anything, I got to say something before I start these commercials, but I'm going to hook up Radio Graffiti.
[05:44:35]  That means I got to hook up the lines to the switchboard, and then you can call up and shit.
[05:44:41]  Okay, last Christmas cuck.
[05:44:43]  Last Christmas is a good fucking song, you shithead.
[05:44:46]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:44:48]  It's a staple of Christmas now.
[05:44:50]  Shout out to Jab50, you stupid fucking asshole.
[05:44:53]  Who in the fuck are you talking about, Wembies?
[05:44:57]  I buy that for a piss goblin.
[05:45:01]  Hi, baby.
[05:45:02]  I heard you want a deep rub down in your thighs, you communist fuckboy.
[05:45:05]  All right.
[05:45:06]  Who the fuck is Jab50?
[05:45:08]  Who the fuck is this?
[05:45:11]  All right.
[05:45:12]  Anyway, before I get more rudely interrupted, let me explain to you, okay?
[05:45:17]  Radio graffiti is when anybody who's listening out there right now can call in.
[05:45:22]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[05:45:31]  That's why we call that radio graffiti, okay?
[05:45:33]  So what I'm going to do is I'm going to leave you with some 80s commercials.
[05:45:37]  Hey, engineer, you got them?
[05:45:41]  Put them on right now.
[05:45:43]  Now, look, Wilford Brimley, for instant Quaker Oatmeal.
[05:45:48]  And you know, there is a doctor who is a cardiologist that has done his own research because his mother died.
[05:45:56]  I don't want to get into this long ordeal, but this cardiologist's mother died.
[05:46:00]  And because he's a cardiologist, he was ashamed that she died of a heart attack.
[05:46:05]  So he did all this research and found that really wheat, oats, barley, these things are worse for your insulin levels and worse for your pancreas than actual sugar-based commodities.
[05:46:22]  I'm not even joking.
[05:46:24]  I'm not even joking.
[05:46:25]  Shout out to Jab50, you stupid.
[05:46:27]  Can you shut up?
[05:46:30]  Anyway, this guy wrote the book called Wheat Gut.
[05:46:33]  If you want to know who I'm talking about out here, he's a cardiologist, Wheat Gut.
[05:46:38]  And I think it's ironic that here you have Wilford Brimley and oats especially what you already know radio graffiti works.
[05:46:48]  You're not fair.
[05:46:49]  Dude, shut the fuck up, you idiot.
[05:46:51]  All right.
[05:46:52]  Anyway, the guy who wrote Wheat Gut said that oats is the worst thing that you can eat to send your blood sugar spiking through the roof.
[05:47:04]  And if you people don't believe me, why don't you take your blood sugar whenever you have oats?
[05:47:11]  That's why oats, every time you eat them, you feel energized.
[05:47:14]  You're like, yeah, he fucking energized me.
[05:47:16]  Do you think it's coincidence that this idiot here is advertising for Quaker oats and miraculously becomes the face of diabetes?
[05:47:28]  Anyway, read for yourself.
[05:47:30]  Wheat gut.
[05:47:31]  That's the fucking dude.
[05:47:32]  All right.
[05:47:33]  Wheat gut.
[05:47:34]  What?
[05:47:35]  Shout out to Jab50 on YouTube.
[05:47:37]  Who in the fuck?
[05:47:38]  Who gives a shit?
[05:47:40]  Who is this person?
[05:47:43]  Wembies and what the fuck's the guy's name?
[05:47:47]  Jab50.
[05:47:49]  What the fuck does that mean, for Christ's sake?
[05:47:51]  Is that like a fucking Asian version of 50 Cent?
[05:47:55]  Is that an Asian version of 50 Cent?
[05:47:59]  All right, look, I'll be right back, folks, okay?
[05:48:01]  When I come back, we're going to have Radio Graffiti.
[05:48:04]  Don't go anywhere.
[05:48:05]  And by the way, I am going to be opening up the treasure chest when I come back.
[05:48:10]  Does everybody understand that?
[05:48:11]  I will be opening up the treasure chest.
[05:48:13]  So, what does that mean?
[05:48:14]  If you want the most lemons, you got to be kicking back here chilling with me.
[05:48:19]  You got to be interacting with the chat.
[05:48:21]  And maybe, just maybe, you'll fucking hook it up with a few lemons for Christ's sake.
[05:48:25]  And once again, if you accumulate 4,500 of them, you can cash them out, baby.
[05:48:31]  So, anyway, let's go ahead and get to.
[05:48:34]  All right, here we go.
[05:48:35]  You got it, engineer?
[05:48:37]  All right, what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna leave you with some commercials from 1987.
[05:48:42]  And when I come back, we're gonna have radio graffiti.
[05:48:45]  Is everybody understand me?
[05:48:46]  Get it?
[05:48:47]  Got it?
[05:48:47]  Good.
[05:48:48]  Here it is, baby.
[05:48:49]  Now, you keep your eye on this timer, and I'll show you a little magic.
[05:48:53]  In exactly 20 seconds, I'm gonna make your little sister appear in this kitchen out of nowhere.
[05:49:00]  Now, here's the magic: one whiff of this apples and cinnamon Quaker instant oatmeal would wake up sleeping beauty.
[05:49:08]  I smell apples and cinnamon.
[05:49:11]  See what I mean?
[05:49:12]  Instant Quaker oatmeal.
[05:49:14]  It's the right thing to do and a tasty way to do it.
[05:49:18]  Once upon a time, there was a little girl who has the most amazing talking toy.
[05:49:23]  Play school's talk and play.
[05:49:25]  Sometimes telling his story.
[05:49:27]  Each of the little pigs.
[05:49:29]  She switched to us friends.
[05:49:30]  Some of my best friends are pigs.
[05:49:32]  Fuck's over.
[05:49:33]  There is a little pig.
[05:49:37]  Because kids can change the voices, they can change the story.
[05:49:40]  And that can make talk and play more fun than anything else that talks.
[05:49:44]  Play school's talk and play, because we know kids love toys that talk.

=== Hot Wheels Treasure Chest (03:30) ===

[05:49:48]  I don't care what they're calling this new strain of flu.
[05:49:51]  I still feel the same old way.
[05:49:52]  Awful.
[05:49:53]  Got 102 temperature, and my body aches.
[05:49:56]  But I don't take aspirin or Tylenol anymore.
[05:49:59]  Today, my choice is Advil.
[05:50:00]  You see, Advil has a non-prescription strength of the medicine in the prescription brand Motrin.
[05:50:05]  Doctors have already recommended Advil over 10 million times for so many types of pain.
[05:50:09]  Advil reduces my fever and relieves my body aches.
[05:50:12]  And that's all the help I need.
[05:50:14]  Advil, tablets and caplets.
[05:50:16]  Advanced medicine for pain.
[05:50:19]  I like to kiss him goodbye in the morning.
[05:50:21]  Now, he wants to shake hands.
[05:50:23]  How do you tell your kid you love him without embarrassing him?
[05:50:27]  My dad used to bring me Hot Wheels cars.
[05:50:29]  I do the same.
[05:50:30]  You should have seen his face when I surprised him with the Hot Wheels Stow and Go Car Wash and Service Station.
[05:50:35]  It really fired up his imagination.
[05:50:39]  Hot Wheels.
[05:50:40]  They're one of the ways I tell my kid I love them.
[05:50:47]  Yeah!
[05:50:49]  Honey, I love my old bathrobe.
[05:50:52]  Yes, but I'm the one that has to look at you.
[05:50:54]  Right now at JC Penny, the entire line of men's sleepwear and robes is on sale.
[05:50:59]  You know, honey, you don't look so hot in there.
[05:51:02]  Women's Vandemir full-length fleece robes are now only $19.99.
[05:51:06]  And now through Christmas, every JCPenney store opens at 8 a.m.
[05:51:10]  What better way to start your day?
[05:51:12]  Except maybe in a brand new robe.
[05:51:14]  Boy, you look gorgeous in the morning.
[05:51:16]  JC Penny.
[05:51:21]  Have you noticed a subtle change in your skin?
[05:51:24]  What could mean it's time to change your makeup?
[05:51:26]  Consider replenishing makeup.
[05:51:28]  It actually improves the look and feel of your skin with special replenishers.
[05:51:33]  Tiny lines seem less obvious, your complexion more even, more radiant.
[05:51:37]  And that's a subtle change that just happens to be beautiful.
[05:51:41]  Replenishing makeup from CoverGirl.
[05:51:45]  It's a beautiful change for you and your skin.
[05:51:50]  Ever seen so much chocolate in a cookie?
[05:51:52]  They're made with treasures.
[05:51:54]  Nestle's big new deluxe baking pieces.
[05:51:56]  They're so rich, so luscious.
[05:51:59]  Oh, did you hit your nose?
[05:52:01]  Nestle Tall House Treasures, for people who like a little cookie with their chocolate.
[05:52:16]  New Iron Cologne.
[05:52:17]  Never stronger than the man who wears it.
[05:52:22]  Calgon, take me away.
[05:52:24]  Only Calgon foam bath creates this luxurious world rich in moisturizers to make you silky smooth all over.
[05:52:31]  Calgon Moisturizing Foam Bath.
[05:52:33]  Let Calgon take you away.
[05:52:36]  Another day is turned tonight.
[05:52:39]  Close your eyes, say goodnight.
[05:52:41]  New Salmonex Liquid has a sleep ingredient doctors recommend to help you fall asleep safely without worry.
[05:52:47]  New Salmonex Liquid.
[05:52:48]  Good night.
[05:52:53]  One life to live will continue in a moment.
[05:52:57]  Tonight, Austria struggles to maintain its international reputation as new evidence further implicates Paulheim in Nazi activities.
[05:53:04]  Watch ABC's World News tonight with Peter Jennings.
[05:53:09]  Now the best burgers in the business are only 99 cents.
[05:53:12]  Imagine only 99 cents for a fresh hot Wendy single.
[05:53:16]  Get your hands on one tonight at Wendy's.

=== Hop Skip Junior Night (15:32) ===

[05:53:19]  Some books are a must for the holidays, like these two: the Paul Perdhome Family Cookbook, with everything from cornbread to shrimp creole, and the Better Homes and Gardens step-by-step microwave cookbook for the world's tastiest and fastest meals.
[05:53:33]  And here's one for after the festive season: perfect parts.
[05:53:36]  It helps turn all those wonderful holiday meals into beautiful muscles.
[05:53:41]  These holiday books specially priced at B. Dalton Bookseller.
[05:53:46]  You can call me Books.
[05:53:49]  When you've got a new puppy, you go to the veterinarian for advice.
[05:53:53]  And when Alpo set out to make their puppy food, they went there too.
[05:53:57]  They asked veterinarians what they wanted in a puppy food.
[05:54:01]  And the result is Alpo puppy food.
[05:54:03]  With the high-quality protein and easy digestibility, veterinarians told me.
[05:54:08]  All right, all right, we're back, folks.
[05:54:10]  Okay, my apologies on that.
[05:54:12]  We're, you know, bags and cans.
[05:54:14]  I had to drain the main vein, you know what I'm saying?
[05:54:17]  The 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage for Christ's sake.
[05:54:20]  And, you know, sometimes that takes a couple of minutes.
[05:54:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:54:25]  You know, I gotta drain the main vein over here.
[05:54:28]  Anyway, Distillan finally finished work.
[05:54:31]  VB time.
[05:54:32]  Did you try the O-band?
[05:54:35]  i couldn't find it uh i didn't really well i'll talk about it later i'll tell you I'll tell you later when I talk to you.
[05:54:42]  But anyway, cheers to Distillan.
[05:54:44]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[05:54:50]  Oh, wait a minute.
[05:54:51]  I gotta fucking, I gotta do the treasure chest, right?
[05:54:53]  I gotta do the treasure.
[05:54:54]  I forgot all about the fucking treasure.
[05:54:56]  Dude, I'm so loaded now.
[05:54:58]  I'm starting to get buzzed.
[05:54:59]  Let's put it that way.
[05:55:01]  Excuse me.
[05:55:03]  How many beers have I had?
[05:55:04]  Two, four, six.
[05:55:08]  Six-pack, three shots.
[05:55:10]  Shout out to Jab50, aka Asian 50 Cent, according to you.
[05:55:15]  What the Asian 50 Cent.
[05:55:17]  Yeah, no, I don't understand.
[05:55:19]  Wemby's, who the fuck are you, dude?
[05:55:22]  Who the fuck are you?
[05:55:23]  I mean, who the fuck is fucking yang, yang, yang, yang, or whatever you're anyway?
[05:55:27]  Look, I gotta get to some things.
[05:55:30]  Please don't disturb me here.
[05:55:31]  All right, I'm already under the influence of several different intoxicants here.
[05:55:35]  So before I get to opening up the treasure chest, it's time for more beer.
[05:55:44]  Dude, I'm fucking drinking a lot, baby.
[05:55:46]  It's Friday the 13th.
[05:55:47]  All right.
[05:55:48]  Long live the Knights of Templar.
[05:55:50]  All right, first and foremost.
[05:55:52]  And secondly, I'm filling myself up full of piss and fury for Christ's sake.
[05:55:56]  All right.
[05:55:57]  I mean, it seems that in this midst of hysteria, everybody is going to be off of work because, oh my God, corona, coronavirus.
[05:56:08]  Oh, my God.
[05:56:08]  We've got to get toilet paper.
[05:56:10]  We got to put ourselves in mass hysteria.
[05:56:13]  Even though the swine flu was worse for us statistically, doesn't matter.
[05:56:18]  We're a bunch of neurotic, fucking dumbass, hypochondriac, psychotropic, drug-taking shitheads.
[05:56:24]  Oh, my God.
[05:56:27]  Jesus Christ, here, let me fucking open up this beer, put it in the goddamn, I'm gonna put it in the damn, I gotta open it.
[05:56:36]  Anyway, just shut up.
[05:56:37]  Everybody, just shut up.
[05:56:38]  I'm not good multitasking right now.
[05:56:40]  So just shut up.
[05:56:41]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:56:45]  read my dono, you scamming Jew.
[05:56:48]  Why are these fucking...
[05:56:49]  Hold on.
[05:56:50]  Did y'all hear that fucking, did you hear that?
[05:56:53]  The can move?
[05:56:54]  Did y'all hear that shit?
[05:56:57]  And what is it?
[05:56:58]  Ghost likes to interact with little swimmer boys.
[05:57:00]  All right, great.
[05:57:01]  Yay, spaghetti.
[05:57:04]  I've got a wife, you dickhead.
[05:57:06]  All right, shut up.
[05:57:10]  Let me fucking get this shit, man.
[05:57:13]  By the way, once again, this house that I own was a murder-suicide house, and I got it rather inexpensively.
[05:57:23]  And I think, if I'm not mistaken, here in the municipality of San Antonio, they're going to get rid of that law where you have to, if they have not already done so, to get rid of that law so that you could sell it to somebody else without having to tell them that, hey, you know, there was a murder-suicide.
[05:57:40]  You don't have to tell them.
[05:57:41]  I think there's some kind of law where if there's one owner that like owns the house for a couple of years, they don't have to like pass that on.
[05:57:49]  So that's what I'm thinking about doing, if you want my.
[05:57:54]  And by the way, who cares?
[05:57:56]  All right.
[05:57:57]  You guys are so scared of everything.
[05:57:59]  Oh, my God.
[05:58:00]  It's a murder-suicide house.
[05:58:02]  Oh, my God.
[05:58:04]  Good cover Epstein.
[05:58:05]  Yeah, fuck you, dude.
[05:58:07]  All right.
[05:58:07]  Look, Billy F you, seriously, man.
[05:58:10]  Seriously, you got to cut.
[05:58:11]  You can cut your fucking shit.
[05:58:13]  All right.
[05:58:14]  You're ruining it for the rest of the fans that are listening out here.
[05:58:18]  You're ruining it for all of them.
[05:58:20]  All right.
[05:58:22]  Let me smoke this.
[05:58:23]  You see, now this motherfucker is going to make me want to smoke this.
[05:58:26]  All right.
[05:58:34]  Let me go ahead.
[05:58:35]  Dude, stop shit talking to me in the chat room.
[05:58:38]  This is why we got here.
[05:58:39]  All right.
[05:58:40]  Everybody just shut up.
[05:58:45]  All right.
[05:58:45]  Everybody just shut the fuck up.
[05:58:47]  Seriously, man.
[05:58:48]  All right.
[05:58:49]  I'm about to open up the treasure chest, but I am not going to sit here and allow you fucking stupid, useless pieces of shit to talk shit to me the way you're talking.
[05:59:00]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[05:59:02]  Do you understand me?
[05:59:05]  You ain't going to do that shit to me.
[05:59:07]  You either give me the fucking respect I goddamn well deserve, or you know what?
[05:59:12]  You can eat my dick up till you hiccup about fucking radio graffiti, you fucking dickheads.
[05:59:17]  And I'm not joking.
[05:59:20]  Fucking people, they think I'm just some fucking, oh yeah, troll war, troll.
[05:59:24]  Yeah, you will rue the day.
[05:59:27]  You wanted a fucking troll war.
[05:59:29]  Do you understand me?
[05:59:31]  You will rule the day.
[05:59:33]  And what the fuck, Billy F.U., what the fuck?
[05:59:37]  Don't blame me stalling Jew according to my credit card.
[05:59:41]  And I can do what the fuck I want.
[05:59:43]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[05:59:44]  Don't blame me.
[05:59:45]  Let me tell you something, dude.
[05:59:47]  Let me tell you something.
[05:59:50]  Billy F.U., you always talk shit around the same fucking time, right?
[05:59:54]  Around the time of radio graffiti and all this other bullshit.
[05:59:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:59:59]  If I were you, I'd buy that for you.
[06:00:01]  The fuck is this?
[06:00:03]  Hey, I'm Jab50.
[06:00:08]  I'm so fucking sorry, ghost.
[06:00:09]  God damn it.
[06:00:10]  Fuck.
[06:00:12]  Here's what I got to say to that because I have no idea what the dude, everybody just shut the fuck up, please.
[06:00:20]  Okay, I'm about to drop the lemons in the chat room, and it doesn't seem like anybody gives two shits.
[06:00:28]  I mean, most of these people are just sitting here just trying to fucking push my buttons.
[06:00:33]  Hey, ghost, you like a little bit of this, huh?
[06:00:37]  Fucking piece of shit.
[06:00:40]  All right.
[06:00:41]  What?
[06:00:42]  Forum doxing.
[06:00:45]  What if people are posting pictures of, ah, dude.
[06:00:51]  Oh, great.
[06:00:52]  Oh, fucking great.
[06:00:55]  You see, I tried to have a forum in my fucking ghost.report website, and it's just run amok, dude.
[06:01:03]  It's just completely fucking run amok.
[06:01:06]  You think it's troll war here?
[06:01:08]  Yeah, go to my forum post.
[06:01:11]  Go to my forum post and see what kind of troll war you're going to get into, dude.
[06:01:16]  I'm not even joking around.
[06:01:18]  I'm thinking about legitimately just ending the shit.
[06:01:22]  Just ending it and taking it down.
[06:01:24]  And what now, Billy?
[06:01:26]  Quit trying to project your stalling on me.
[06:01:29]  Do your fucking job.
[06:01:30]  Fuck you, man.
[06:01:31]  I'm not stalling shit.
[06:01:34]  You people keep pissing me off.
[06:01:36]  You keep pissing me off.
[06:01:40]  And you think I'm just going to hop, skip, and jump in anything that you motherfuckers say to me?
[06:01:45]  Seriously, man.
[06:01:46]  You think I'm just going to hop, skip it and jump?
[06:01:47]  How?
[06:01:48]  Skip, skip, skit to my loo.
[06:01:50]  Skip, skip.
[06:01:51]  Schizomite, like, fuck your granny.
[06:03:24]  Listen, stop talking about my granny, you dicks.
[06:03:28]  You see, you fuckers, you know that you can fucking hurt me, dude, because of the fucking granny shit, all right?
[06:03:34]  Fuck you, all right?
[06:03:35]  Don't talk about my granny, all right?
[06:03:37]  Don't know any none of you, cocks, talk about my fucking granny.
[06:03:42]  Do you understand?
[06:03:44]  Then don't call me junior, you dickhead.
[06:03:46]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[06:03:48]  I'll rip your fucking Adam's apple out.
[06:03:50]  You call me fucking Junior again, you shithead.
[06:03:53]  Fucking piece of crap.
[06:03:54]  Look at all these fucking shitheads talking crap.
[06:04:01]  All right.
[06:04:02]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[06:04:04]  Piss, piss goblin.
[06:04:06]  Drop the lemons and piss in my cheeks.
[06:04:09]  Dude, all right.
[06:04:10]  And look, here's another one.
[06:04:11]  Jab50N.
[06:04:12]  Who the fuck is Jab50N?
[06:04:15]  You stupid fucking Asian 50 cent.
[06:04:20]  All right.
[06:04:21]  All right.
[06:04:21]  Look, I'm going to calm down here and I'm going to open up the chest.
[06:04:24]  Is everybody ready?
[06:04:25]  Is everybody, you know what?
[06:04:27]  Look at these people.
[06:04:28]  Look at him.
[06:04:28]  Open up the chest, you shekel goblin.
[06:04:31]  All right.
[06:04:31]  Junior, junior, junior.
[06:04:34]  All right.
[06:04:34]  Junior.
[06:04:36]  I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
[06:04:38]  Oh, God.
[06:04:41]  Oh, God.
[06:04:46]  Shut up, you fat whore.
[06:04:47]  Fuck your limit.
[06:04:48]  Look at these people, man.
[06:04:50]  Ungrateful.
[06:04:53]  Ungrateful for fuck's sake, man.
[06:04:58]  Oh, God.
[06:04:59]  I don't even know what to say.
[06:05:00]  Just shut up.
[06:05:01]  Look at this.
[06:05:01]  Switch the channel with a diamond.
[06:05:03]  Open up the chest.
[06:05:04]  Open it, staller.
[06:05:07]  Fuck you, dude.
[06:05:08]  I mean, you people are the reason that I'm a little upset.
[06:05:11]  Don't you all understand that you factor into this shit somehow?
[06:05:16]  Hey, look at Billy.
[06:05:17]  Look at fucking Billy.
[06:05:19]  Ghost Granny got BTFO'd by smallpox, dude.
[06:05:23]  Fuck you, all right?
[06:05:25]  And all ghosts would say it's just a fucking flu.
[06:05:28]  Fuck you!
[06:05:31]  See, you fucking, you fucking motherfucker.
[06:05:33]  There's Wemby's.
[06:05:34]  Listen, you stupid fucking smelly cunt.
[06:05:37]  Your granny is dead, and Jab50N is your new.
[06:05:40]  Alright, go fuck off, all right?
[06:05:42]  Let me tell you something, you son of a bitches.
[06:05:44]  You wouldn't be saying that shit to my motherfucking face.
[06:05:47]  I'm not even joking around, you fucking son of a bitch.
[06:05:50]  You say that to my fucking face!
[06:05:53]  And I would fuck you up.
[06:05:54]  I would turn your face into dog meat, you fucking piece of shit.
[06:05:58]  I would turn your face into dog meat, for Christ's sake.
[06:06:01]  I would split your nuts between your head to the back of your fucking ass, you fucking shithead.
[06:06:07]  Fucking coming an old ghost over here.
[06:06:09]  Yeah, keep talking.
[06:06:10]  Keep fucking talking.
[06:06:13]  You're my drink.
[06:06:19]  Look at you fucking people.
[06:06:21]  You think you're fucking big balls, huh?
[06:06:24]  Oh, yeah, I'm big balls.
[06:06:25]  Look at me.
[06:06:26]  You ain't shit!
[06:06:28]  You're fucking pathetic internet people, and you should be giving me the fucking respect I goddamn well deserve.
[06:06:36]  And I'm not joking!
[06:06:38]  You fucking cuckhold connoisseurs!
[06:06:41]  I'm not joking!
[06:06:43]  You fucking simps!
[06:06:46]  I've been broadcasting for over six fucking hours!
[06:06:52]  What?
[06:06:53]  What do you want?
[06:06:54]  Fucking Billy, fuck you, man.
[06:06:57]  No, I would be busy pissing on your granny's.
[06:07:01]  You fucking piece of shit, man.
[06:07:06]  You're lucky.
[06:07:06]  You're on a fucking stupid internet connection.
[06:07:09]  You fucking cyberpunk.
[06:07:13]  You're fucking lucky, man.
[06:07:15]  You're fucking, all of you, especially you fucking people in the chat room.
[06:07:19]  You're all fucking lucky.
[06:07:22]  You're all goddamn lucky, man.
[06:07:26]  Fucking son of a bitch.
[06:07:29]  Give me my smoke and don't tell me what to do.
[06:07:33]  Feminist socialist.
[06:07:35]  Fuck you.
[06:07:37]  Billy F. You, fuck you.
[06:07:40]  Fucking piece of shit.
[06:07:42]  Rocker sticks to fuck you.
[06:07:45]  Switch the channel.
[06:07:46]  Fuck you.
[06:07:46]  King scares.
[06:07:47]  Fuck you.
[06:07:50]  Fucking piece of shit.
[06:07:51]  Don't fucking talk shit to me.
[06:07:54]  Avoid mirror, fuck you!
[06:07:57]  Richard Fistle, fuck you!
[06:07:59]  Hyper corporation, fuck you!
[06:08:03]  Anti-liberal leaf, fuck you!
[06:08:07]  Fucking piece of shit!
[06:08:08]  Fucking Spani how fuck you!
[06:08:13]  Fucking stupid shithead aesthetic, fuck you up, your muscle head ass!
[06:08:18]  You fucking big head!
[06:08:21]  Omegian, fuck you!
[06:08:23]  What the fuck is this Texas queer?
[06:08:27]  Subscribe to this jab 50 up your ass Asian, whatever the fuck.
[06:08:34]  Oh god.
[06:08:36]  Clarity, fuck you!
[06:08:38]  I got your fucking boomer right here.
[06:08:41]  I got your fucking boomer.
[06:08:44]  You stupid bitch, don't fuck with me.
[06:08:47]  Alright, don't you dare fuck with me for fuck's sake, you piece of shit.

=== Reinforcement Button Grandma (09:09) ===

[06:08:52]  High Council, fuck you!
[06:08:56]  Fuck you, grouch, you got banned, fuck you!
[06:09:01]  Fucking Ozark lady, fuck you too, if you're gonna go that way, you fucking piece of shit.
[06:09:06]  Cloudzack, fuck you!
[06:09:08]  Blackworm, fuck you!
[06:09:10]  Pantus, fuck you!
[06:09:14]  Sugarbud, fuck you!
[06:09:18]  Fucking piece of shit!
[06:09:23]  Fucking assholes.
[06:09:24]  Look at these fucking people.
[06:09:25]  They say they're so fucking cute.
[06:09:26]  Look at them.
[06:09:27]  Uncle Tim, fuck you.
[06:09:31]  Look at him.
[06:09:32]  Look at him.
[06:09:32]  Who the fuck is this?
[06:09:33]  Alvarelli Potato, fuck you!
[06:09:38]  Tony Galatai, whatever the fuck your fruity name is, fuck you!
[06:09:44]  Bob Tubb, fuck you!
[06:09:46]  Mr. Ganger, fuck you!
[06:09:52]  Christ!
[06:09:54]  Zen Lion, fuck you!
[06:09:56]  Mrs. Captain Content, fuck you up, your dirty cunt!
[06:10:02]  Jesus Christ!
[06:10:03]  Poindexter Rose, fuck you!
[06:10:08]  I'm tired, dude.
[06:10:09]  Fuck all of you people.
[06:10:10]  What is this?
[06:10:11]  Chandler, an hour later, still stalling for duck.
[06:10:15]  People are talking shit to me.
[06:10:17]  What are you talking about?
[06:10:19]  People are talking shit to me.
[06:10:22]  They're talking shit.
[06:10:24]  You think I'm supposed to sit there and shut up?
[06:10:26]  You think I'm supposed to sit here and keep my mouth quiet or some shit?
[06:10:30]  Fuck you, dude.
[06:10:35]  Fuck, man.
[06:10:39]  Give me my smoke.
[06:10:43]  Fucking shitty bitch.
[06:10:44]  Fucking lighter.
[06:10:58]  You fucking people, dude.
[06:11:00]  Look at this.
[06:11:01]  Still talking shit.
[06:11:03]  Enroll, fuck you up, your dirty fucking chocolate starfish, you piece of shit.
[06:11:08]  All right.
[06:11:09]  Lester Prague, fuck you up, your goddamn feminine rose-butted asshole.
[06:11:14]  Alright?
[06:11:16]  Fucking piece of shit.
[06:11:17]  Don't talk shit to me.
[06:11:19]  Deadpool, fuck you, you fucking shithead.
[06:11:24]  Fucking look at these motherfuckers, dude.
[06:11:27]  Look at them.
[06:11:27]  They think they can talk shit to me.
[06:11:30]  They think they can talk shit to me.
[06:11:33]  Do you know who I am, you shithead?
[06:11:37]  Do you know who I am?
[06:11:40]  I've had an illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career.
[06:11:47]  And Alex Jones, Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
[06:11:52]  And you all know it.
[06:11:53]  You all fucking know it.
[06:11:55]  You fucking shithead.
[06:11:58]  Do you know?
[06:12:00]  Let me give you a little bit of internet history lesson.
[06:12:02]  What, Billy?
[06:12:03]  You fuck, you fucking fuck.
[06:12:05]  Miss Dono's again.
[06:12:09]  Another boomer not doing its job.
[06:12:11]  Smoking brick shit weed.
[06:12:13]  What a fucking surprise.
[06:12:14]  Fuck you, Billy.
[06:12:15]  Okay, here's your two bucker, Billy.
[06:12:17]  All right, huh?
[06:12:20]  You fucking cry, baby shit.
[06:12:22]  I win.
[06:12:23]  Get debunked on harder than Kobe.
[06:12:25]  Fuck you, asshole.
[06:12:27]  Get dunked on harder than God.
[06:12:28]  Fuck you, you fucking shit.
[06:12:33]  God damn, you fucking people, man.
[06:12:38]  God damn, you fucking people.
[06:12:44]  You might drink.
[06:12:50]  What?
[06:12:50]  Oh, God.
[06:12:52]  Drinking pussy.
[06:12:54]  Ghost caught smoking penis.
[06:12:57]  Don't do this at 3 a.m.
[06:12:59]  Fuck off, man.
[06:13:04]  Oh, God.
[06:13:07]  It's my life.
[06:13:10]  That's what it is.
[06:13:12]  Don't you.
[06:13:14]  God damn it, these fucking crotch rocket fucking.
[06:13:20]  Fucking niggas.
[06:13:25]  God damn it.
[06:13:27]  Oh, God, man.
[06:13:30]  Why?
[06:13:35]  Hey, look, you two ninja with a two buck chop chop boomer.
[06:13:38]  Yeah, fuck you.
[06:13:39]  All right.
[06:13:40]  Fuck you too.
[06:13:43]  I'm going to go out.
[06:13:46]  What, Billy?
[06:13:48]  We all know Ghost suffers from the TISM.
[06:13:51]  I don't fucking suffer from shit.
[06:13:53]  Do you understand me, Billy?
[06:13:55]  I'm not some fucking autist.
[06:13:56]  All right.
[06:13:57]  I'm not some shithead autist, you fucking piece of crap.
[06:14:02]  All right, listen.
[06:14:03]  Let me.
[06:14:05]  Shut up.
[06:14:07]  All right?
[06:14:08]  Everybody just shut the fuck up.
[06:14:14]  Yeah, positive reinforcement button ain't shit.
[06:14:17]  Did you hear the last show?
[06:14:19]  Did you see the last show?
[06:14:21]  They found the bitch that created the positive reinforcement button.
[06:14:26]  The bitch that says this.
[06:14:29]  They found that bitch.
[06:14:32]  And they conveniently, like, hey.
[06:14:34]  Hey, let's just go ahead and make it a $20, $20 so that.
[06:14:39]  I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
[06:14:41]  You people have ruined everything, dude.
[06:14:44]  You've ruined everything for me, dude.
[06:14:46]  Anytime I give you any kind of insight on me, you always ruin it.
[06:14:50]  Always fucking ruin it.
[06:14:53]  And what is this?
[06:14:54]  Billy F.U., Ghost said he can't call his crotch rocket anymore.
[06:15:01]  Wait, wait, hold on.
[06:15:01]  What the fuck?
[06:15:02]  What the fuck are you saying, you fucking shithead?
[06:15:06]  Ghost said he can't call his crotch the rocket anymore.
[06:15:11]  That's why he hates Are you fucking kidding me?
[06:15:14]  Look, Billy, let me tell you something.
[06:15:16]  I bounce in the club and the hoes call me Rocket.
[06:15:19]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[06:15:21]  All right.
[06:15:23]  I bounce in the club and the hoes call me Rocket.
[06:15:26]  So don't come at me, Billy.
[06:15:28]  You understand?
[06:15:29]  If you've got a girlfriend, you got a wife, I guarantee you.
[06:15:32]  I could go over there to your house, whoop your ass, fuck your wife, drown your goldfish, and kick your dog.
[06:15:42]  And all you can do is just look at me saying, hey, my wife's boyfriend is actually rather a good guy.
[06:15:51]  Fucking piece of shit.
[06:15:52]  Don't come at me anyway.
[06:15:53]  Anyway, look.
[06:15:55]  I'm going to go ahead and open up the goddamn treasure chest.
[06:15:59]  Is everybody ready?
[06:16:01]  All right.
[06:16:01]  Even though you fucking piece of garbage, I don't think that you fucking deserve it.
[06:16:06]  I've got 2,100 lemons in this goddamn fucking treasure chest.
[06:16:13]  And I have been broadcasting for over six hours.
[06:16:19]  Six hours, okay?
[06:16:22]  So what we're going to do is I'm going to open up the treasure chest.
[06:16:26]  And once again, if you want to know how you get the most, you've got to be chilling here with me.
[06:16:33]  I buy that.
[06:16:34]  Grandma, lol, I'm a ghost too sorry fuck off Get this idiot out of here.
[06:16:43]  All right?
[06:16:44]  Hey, what is this, Alexander?
[06:16:46]  Hey, Wheels, my man.
[06:16:47]  How are you doing on your new wheelchair your wife got you?
[06:16:50]  Does it have a hole on the bottom for you to shit in so you won't soil your wheelchair anymore, Wheels?
[06:16:55]  I mean, do you see this?
[06:16:56]  Keep on rolling my wheel, man.
[06:16:58]  Do you see what I'm saying?
[06:16:59]  Wheelchair symbol, Jesus Christ.
[06:17:06]  Wheelchair symbol, I mean, this is what I got to put up with all the time.
[06:17:15]  Oh, look at this.
[06:17:15]  Look at Billy.
[06:17:16]  If you learn to read you dicks lexic.
[06:17:20]  Listen, I am not dyslexic, Billy, and all of you assholes, all right?
[06:17:26]  I am not dyslexic.
[06:17:29]  You people are just shit-talking pieces of low-grade disposable road trash.
[06:17:35]  I am not dyslexic, all right?
[06:17:39]  So just shut up.
[06:17:40]  Just everybody, just shut up.
[06:17:41]  Don't donate to me.
[06:17:42]  All right.
[06:17:42]  Look, look at, look, just, just, just don't donate to me.
[06:17:45]  Don't, I'm about to open up the fucking treasure chest.
[06:17:48]  Don't you want lemons, you fucking shitheads?
[06:17:53]  Don't you want some fucking lemons?
[06:17:55]  I mean, good God.
[06:17:59]  All right, dude.

=== Hawaii Come Saturday Beer (07:54) ===

[06:18:01]  I'm just here.
[06:18:03]  You know what?
[06:18:03]  Fuck you people.
[06:18:04]  I got to get me another beer for Christ's sake, man.
[06:18:08]  I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[06:18:14]  And I don't give a shit.
[06:18:15]  What the fuck?
[06:18:16]  You can call me Dixlexic.
[06:18:18]  You can call me whatever the fuck you want.
[06:18:20]  I don't give a fuck.
[06:18:22]  All right?
[06:18:26]  Fucking Google me sometime, you son of a bitch.
[06:18:28]  Do you understand me?
[06:18:31]  Do you understand that 4chan created pole?
[06:18:34]  Created pole because of this man right here.
[06:18:39]  I'm not fucking joking.
[06:18:41]  What is it?
[06:18:41]  Hurry up, boomer.
[06:18:43]  See, look at this.
[06:18:44]  No fucking respect whatsoever.
[06:18:47]  Nobody understands internet history for Christ's sake, man.
[06:18:51]  I mean, do you understand?
[06:18:53]  I'm like the quado of the fucking internet for Christ's sake.
[06:18:59]  But all that's just washed aside.
[06:19:02]  All that's just washed aside.
[06:19:04]  Fuck's sake, man.
[06:19:06]  Because nobody gives a shit about all the fucking OGs and the old, you know, just shut up.
[06:19:15]  Fuck all you young people, all right?
[06:19:18]  You're the ones that are bitching and moaning about your lives.
[06:19:21]  The only reason that you care is so that you can wax your carrot to the next cartoon fetish bitch the next day or play a fucking video game, you fucking shit heads.
[06:19:33]  And these fucking crotch rocks.
[06:19:38]  All right, this is not a good day for me, man.
[06:19:40]  Friday the 13th.
[06:19:41]  Maybe that's why they're doing it.
[06:19:42]  You know, like, hey, dude, let's get out.
[06:19:44]  Let's see some fucking crotch rockets, dude.
[06:19:46]  It's fucking Friday the 13th.
[06:19:48]  Everybody's supposed to have Corona.
[06:19:49]  The fucking road will be ours, dude.
[06:19:53]  Are you kidding me?
[06:19:54]  There's not going to be any cops in the road.
[06:19:56]  They're going to be too busy dealing with all the fucking immigrants out here in San Antonio that could potentially have Corona.
[06:20:03]  So let's just go out.
[06:20:05]  Take our ladies.
[06:20:06]  And by the way, you want to know why guys like crotch rockets?
[06:20:09]  Because they have little dicks.
[06:20:11]  They have little dicks, and that's why they put their girlfriends every time they have one on the back of their crotch rocket and make sure to go 100 miles an hour on the freeway so that they're already orgasmic into the third or fourth or four or fourth orgasm by the time that they put their little dicks in them.
[06:20:31]  I'm not even, that's why they call it crotch rocket.
[06:20:34]  That's why they call it crotch rocket because these bitches from these fucking crotch rocket riders they're already creamed about four or five times by the time that you know sexual relations has happened.
[06:20:48]  I'm not even joking around.
[06:20:49]  All right.
[06:20:49]  Anyway, give me my drink.
[06:20:54]  All right.
[06:20:54]  Let me go ahead and open up this treasure chest.
[06:20:57]  And then once I open up the treasure chest, we're going to go to Radio Graffiti.
[06:21:01]  And then after Radio Graffiti, I'm out.
[06:21:04]  I don't even know if I'm going to come here on Saturday because I don't know.
[06:21:09]  Maybe the coronavirus.
[06:21:11]  You know that you can go to Hawaii right now.
[06:21:14]  You can go to Hawaii right now for like 500 bucks round trip right now.
[06:21:18]  I'm not even fucking kidding around.
[06:21:20]  Me and Mrs. Ghost are like, are you fucking a fucking round trip?
[06:21:24]  Hawaii, 500 bucks.
[06:21:27]  Let's go fucking, let's go to the best hotels out there and all that.
[06:21:32]  I'm not even joking around.
[06:21:33]  So I don't know.
[06:21:35]  I don't know if I'm going to show up on Saturday.
[06:21:37]  We'll see what happens.
[06:21:38]  All right.
[06:21:39]  We'll see what happens.
[06:21:41]  And what now, Billy?
[06:21:43]  You just hate bikers because you don't have legs.
[06:21:45]  You draft dodge it.
[06:21:47]  Fuck off, dude.
[06:21:49]  Fuck you.
[06:21:50]  All right.
[06:21:51]  Fuck you.
[06:21:52]  I'm about to open up the treasure chest and this fucking guy is talking shit.
[06:21:56]  All right.
[06:21:58]  This is talking, this guy's talking shit.
[06:22:00]  All right.
[06:22:01]  Anyway, is everybody ready?
[06:22:03]  We've got 2,100 lemons in the goddamn treasure chest right now.
[06:22:10]  All right.
[06:22:11]  I'm not even joking.
[06:22:12]  Have y'all seen ground trips right now?
[06:22:15]  I'm not even joking around, dude.
[06:22:17]  I'm not.
[06:22:18]  Look.
[06:22:19]  All right.
[06:22:19]  Obviously, I'll take precautions like, you know, make sure to wash my hands.
[06:22:26]  You know, make sure to not touch my orifices and, you know, things of that nature.
[06:22:32]  And not to mention, make sure that you have enough vitamins and nutrients and all that shit necessary to be able to combat these things that you're going to be exposed to.
[06:22:43]  But I mean, are you kidding me?
[06:22:45]  Me and Mrs. Ghost are thinking about fucking going on some badass vacation out here.
[06:22:50]  I'm not even fucking joking around fucking Hawaii.
[06:22:54]  Come on, Hawaii.
[06:22:55]  Come on, you want to lay me.
[06:22:57]  Everybody knows me.
[06:22:58]  You know, I want to feel like that for a little bit.
[06:23:01]  I want to go to a luau.
[06:23:03]  You know, I want to go to a fucking like, you know, where these fat fucking Samoans are fucking cooking a hog in the ground and shit.
[06:23:11]  I want to, you know, that's what I want to do.
[06:23:12]  I'm sorry.
[06:23:13]  I mean, I mean, I'm a bad guy because I'm thinking about a cheap trip.
[06:23:20]  A cheap trip, dude.
[06:23:21]  I mean, some of you fucking young people, why don't you live a little bit and go somewhere in the United States that you've never gone to?
[06:23:28]  It's cheap.
[06:23:30]  No matter what mode of transportation you're on, I mean, unless you're a pause hole, I mean, I think that everything's going to be all right, baby.
[06:23:38]  So everything's going to be all right.
[06:23:39]  Anyway, I don't know.
[06:23:40]  Maybe I will come here this Saturday.
[06:23:43]  Maybe I won't.
[06:23:43]  We'll see what happens.
[06:23:45]  Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and open up this goddamn treasure chest.
[06:23:49]  Is everybody ready?
[06:23:51]  Is everybody ready?
[06:23:52]  Look, all of a sudden, we've added listeners because I'm about to open up the treasure chest, and everybody in here is going to be able to get dibs on whatever the 2,100 lemons that are in the damn chest.
[06:24:03]  All right, let me take a swig of this, and we're opening it.
[06:24:08]  All right, everybody ready?
[06:24:10]  Here we go in five, four, three, two, one.
[06:24:19]  What the fuck?
[06:24:20]  Hold on, hold on.
[06:24:21]  What the fuck?
[06:24:22]  Ghost's opinion of a good time is snorting crack off of the shaft of a Hawaiian she-bull.
[06:24:29]  It did, fuck you.
[06:24:31]  You know what, Billy?
[06:24:32]  You talk a lot of shit, dude.
[06:24:33]  I'm not even joking.
[06:24:34]  You saw me, you'd be scared shitless.
[06:24:36]  I guarantee you.
[06:24:38]  I guarantee it.
[06:24:39]  Anyway, here we go again.
[06:24:41]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[06:24:48]  And we're distributing 2,100 lemons.
[06:24:51]  There it is, folks.
[06:24:52]  We have opened up the treasure chest.
[06:24:54]  2,100 lemons are currently being distributed to everybody who's listening to the broadcast.
[06:25:01]  So if you can, please post how many lemons that you are getting.
[06:25:06]  And I'll let you know who are the lucky people that were able to chill with us for as long as we have and have been interactive in the chat room.
[06:25:14]  Okay, who we got here?
[06:25:15]  All right.
[06:25:16]  They're still distributing, by the way.
[06:25:18]  We're still distributing for heaven's sake.
[06:25:21]  Jesus Christ.
[06:25:22]  All right.
[06:25:23]  And what is this?
[06:25:24]  Gears fan.
[06:25:26]  Gears fan is.
[06:25:29]  Hold on, Mrs. Are you fucking kidding me?
[06:25:32]  Gears fan for the world, 271 lemon.
[06:25:38]  Aura Aura, 156 lemon.
[06:25:42]  Keemscares, 113 lemon.
[06:25:46]  Wolf's revenge, 90 lemon.
[06:25:48]  And the anti-liberal leaf, 75 lemon, for Christ's sake.
[06:25:55]  Oh my God.

=== Radio Graffiti Kissing Ass (14:52) ===

[06:25:56]  Anyway, look, for whatever reason, I've been kicked off.
[06:26:01]  I was kicked off of the radio graffiti line.
[06:26:05]  I guess I may have took too long or I don't know what the hell's going on.
[06:26:09]  All right, so give me a couple of minutes.
[06:26:11]  I'll be right back and give me like two minutes.
[06:26:14]  And when we come back, radio graffiti, no BS.
[06:26:19]  Put you, you got that queued up, engineer?
[06:26:25]  All right, here it is.
[06:26:26]  I'll be right back.
[06:26:26]  Don't go anywhere.
[06:26:27]  Veterinarians helped Alpo make it, and puppies approved.
[06:26:32]  Trying to cap a radon problem at a local high school.
[06:26:34]  The tails at Font Shelly Pemberton suffers from frequent sinus headaches.
[06:26:46]  It's a pressure all through my sinuses.
[06:26:48]  It's a dull, constant pain.
[06:26:50]  Just a nagging pain.
[06:26:52]  For powerful relief, Tylenol sinus medication.
[06:26:55]  It's stronger than sinus headaches because it's got maximum strength pain and pressure relievers.
[06:27:00]  It's gone.
[06:27:00]  It's gone.
[06:27:02]  The pain and pressure is gone.
[06:27:04]  I don't have it anymore.
[06:27:05]  I feel great.
[06:27:06]  Maximum strength Tylenol sinus medication.
[06:27:09]  It's stronger than sinus headaches and it won't make you drowsy.
[06:27:16]  Dip into the holiday spirit with something new.
[06:27:20]  McDonald's.
[06:27:21]  All right, we're back, dude.
[06:27:22]  I didn't mean to do this.
[06:27:23]  Sorry about that.
[06:27:24]  Something happened with the damn you know.
[06:27:27]  I don't know what's going on.
[06:27:28]  Anyway, it's obvious that I probably need.
[06:27:31]  All right, turn this shit off.
[06:27:32]  Look at that.
[06:27:33]  That's when they first introduced chicken nuggets.
[06:27:36]  Isn't that great?
[06:27:38]  All right.
[06:27:39]  Now that we got that, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[06:27:45]  And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti!
[06:27:49]  That's right, folks.
[06:27:50]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[06:27:55]  Now, once again, all you got to do is call in to that number right there, 515-604-9052.
[06:28:05]  And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286.
[06:28:13]  And then the hashtag her pound key.
[06:28:16]  And then you will be in queue.
[06:28:19]  All right.
[06:28:20]  You will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[06:28:24]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds.
[06:28:31]  All right.
[06:28:32]  Three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[06:28:36]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, everybody.
[06:28:39]  So does everybody understand that?
[06:28:41]  All right.
[06:28:42]  And by the way, 3 a.m. on Friday the 13th.
[06:28:47]  How do you like me now, baby?
[06:28:49]  How do you like me now?
[06:28:51]  Do we have any radio graffiti callers, engineer?
[06:28:57]  All right.
[06:28:58]  Well, apparently, we've only got like five people that are on the horn here, okay?
[06:29:04]  So let's wait for a couple of seconds so we can have some more people.
[06:29:09]  There's another fucking crotch rocket asshole.
[06:29:11]  You see, hey, Corona didn't fuck with these crotch rocket motherfuckers.
[06:29:16]  They know the police are dealing with all this.
[06:29:18]  Oh my God, I think I'm sick, bullshit.
[06:29:21]  And they're out there doing that.
[06:29:23]  Anyway, let's wait for a second, okay?
[06:29:28]  There's no need for anybody to just do anything.
[06:29:30]  We're chilling.
[06:29:31]  All right, it's 3 in the morning, Friday the 13th, 3.13, 2020.
[06:29:37]  All right, 3.13, 2020.
[06:29:40]  And we are going to be doing some radio graffiti here in the next 30 seconds.
[06:29:44]  All right.
[06:29:47]  Hey, let me tell you something.
[06:29:48]  I'm drinking, and I'm not even taking, I'm not even taking fire sales, baby.
[06:29:53]  Hold on.
[06:29:53]  Let me have a little bit more of tetrahydrocannabinol.
[06:29:57]  All right.
[06:29:58]  Let me take a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol up in here.
[06:30:10]  Just got to hold it in.
[06:30:12]  Let it hit the brain, dude.
[06:30:18]  And guess what?
[06:30:20]  They're allowing me to fucking add more lemons to the treasure chest.
[06:30:25]  I'm going to add some more lemons because you guys have been cool.
[06:30:28]  All right.
[06:30:28]  How about another thousand lemons?
[06:30:29]  Can I do it?
[06:30:30]  Can I do it?
[06:30:31]  No, that's my weekly limit.
[06:30:35]  How about 500?
[06:30:36]  Do I have 500 left?
[06:30:39]  Do I have 500?
[06:30:41]  I've got 500 left.
[06:30:43]  Okay, good.
[06:30:44]  I couldn't do a thousand.
[06:30:46]  They said that was my weekly limit.
[06:30:47]  And I think that on the Saturday Night Troll show, we don't have this problem.
[06:30:51]  But we've got 500 left.
[06:30:53]  So I just added 500 to the treasure chest.
[06:30:56]  So you're welcome.
[06:30:58]  All right.
[06:30:58]  You're fucking welcome.
[06:31:00]  And by the way, I need some positive reinforcement.
[06:31:03]  Jesus Christ, get this stupid fucking...
[06:31:09]  Get this fucking shit out of here!
[06:31:13]  You fucking people have ruined this fucking button, man.
[06:31:17]  You fucking ruined it.
[06:31:21]  All right, do we have radio graffiti callers, engineer?
[06:31:27]  All right, listen.
[06:31:28]  Let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti calls right now.
[06:31:35]  All right, who the fuck do we have here?
[06:31:39]  got coronavirus victims radio graffiti all right get this What the fuck is that supposed to mean, you fucking shithead?
[06:31:55]  How about kiss my ass, radio graffiti?
[06:31:58]  Pettis, radio graffiti.
[06:32:01]  These people should be kissing my ass.
[06:32:03]  These fucking people that are listening to me should be kissing my fucking ass.
[06:32:10]  Oh my god, I'm being tickled at my fucking little rosebud asshole there.
[06:32:15]  Oh my god, my asshole is fucking the sign on my ass says enter.
[06:32:26]  Fuck you, Pettis.
[06:32:27]  I knew this was you, you fucking fucking asshole!
[06:32:31]  You faggy fuck!
[06:32:36]  Fuck you, Pettis!
[06:32:38]  Ah, fucking shithead, man!
[06:32:42]  You goddamn fucking shithead!
[06:32:47]  You see, this is why I don't like fucking radio graffiti.
[06:32:49]  Does everybody understand this now, huh?
[06:32:52]  Huh?
[06:32:54]  And I knew this fucking little fruit bowl, this fucking little fairy over here, fucking pettis.
[06:32:59]  I knew he was gonna do this shit.
[06:33:01]  I knew he was gonna do this shit.
[06:33:05]  Who the fuck else?
[06:33:07]  Who the fuck else do we have here?
[06:33:11]  Who the fuck?
[06:33:11]  The connoisseur, radio graffiti.
[06:33:14]  I am a connoisseur.
[06:33:16]  I appreciate every goddamn cock that goes into my body.
[06:33:21]  I appreciate the nuances, the flavors, the tastes, the smells.
[06:33:25]  You understand that?
[06:33:27]  That's what I do.
[06:33:29]  If I didn't have this badass cock in front of me, I would not be a faguette.
[06:33:35]  Do you understand me?
[06:33:36]  I would not be gay.
[06:33:38]  So come at me.
[06:33:41]  God damn it, you spicy fucking...
[06:33:57]  I didn't fucking fucking piece of shit.
[06:34:10]  You fucking piece of shit.
[06:34:15]  I just.
[06:34:16]  You fucking mother.
[06:34:17]  You.
[06:34:18]  Oh, God.
[06:34:20]  You fucking motherfuckers, man.
[06:34:25]  Not a splice.
[06:34:26]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[06:34:29]  I said that tonight.
[06:34:30]  They spliced it with some bullshit.
[06:34:32]  All right.
[06:34:33]  Fuck you in the chat, man.
[06:34:34]  You know, why do you think I don't want to do this fucking radio graffiti horse shit?
[06:34:39]  Huh?
[06:34:40]  Do you get it now?
[06:34:45]  Oh, God.
[06:34:47]  Oh, God.
[06:34:48]  Not a splice.
[06:34:49]  Yeah, fuck you, dude.
[06:34:50]  That was a splice.
[06:34:51]  And every one of my true fans knows it.
[06:34:56]  You understand me?
[06:34:58]  Every one of my true fans know that was a fucking splice.
[06:35:04]  Fucking pieces.
[06:35:05]  Give me my fucking drink.
[06:35:11]  Fuck you, dad.
[06:35:13]  Everybody in the chat room talking shit, man.
[06:35:15]  Fuck you, man.
[06:35:17]  Fuck's sake, man.
[06:35:18]  For fuck's sake.
[06:35:23]  I'm over here.
[06:35:24]  I've been up here for six and a half hours taking this stupid trolley from you, fucking cyber vermin.
[06:35:33]  That's fucking, you know, go fuck off, dude.
[06:35:37]  All right, all of you go fuck off.
[06:35:40]  All of you.
[06:35:43]  Fuck.
[06:35:44]  Ah!
[06:35:46]  Oh, God.
[06:35:50]  Oh, God.
[06:35:56]  I'm fucking...
[06:35:57]  Fuck all of you people.
[06:35:59]  Look at these people talking to me.
[06:36:00]  They're talking shit to me in the chat room, man.
[06:36:04]  They're talking shit to me in the chat room, man!
[06:36:12]  And fuck you.
[06:36:13]  All of you.
[06:36:14]  Keep in my smoke, dude.
[06:36:16]  Here, I need to, I need a nugget.
[06:36:17]  Here, pull some.
[06:36:18]  I gotta pull something off this nuggy, dude.
[06:36:22]  I here pull something off this nuggy.
[06:36:24]  Let's put it.
[06:36:25]  Fuck off in the chat, man.
[06:36:32]  You know, that shit that you just heard.
[06:36:33]  I just said that tonight.
[06:36:35]  I was talking about being a connoisseur of alcohol.
[06:36:39]  Being a connoisseur of vices.
[06:36:41]  Do you understand?
[06:36:43]  And this idiot took it and like, hey, let's just go ahead and do like a splice so that we can make him say gay like us.
[06:36:50]  We can make him sound gay like us, huh?
[06:36:53]  Google gobble, google gobble, one of us.
[06:36:59]  Fuck off.
[06:37:07]  Got to hold it in.
[06:37:08]  You got to let it hit the brain, dude.
[06:37:11]  Fuck you!
[06:37:19]  Oh my God.
[06:37:23]  All right, look.
[06:37:25]  I'm going to take a couple more of these fucking stupid radio graffiti calls.
[06:37:30]  And then I'm out of here.
[06:37:33]  I'm out of here.
[06:37:35]  I am out.
[06:37:38]  We're under a state of emergency, huh?
[06:37:40]  Yeah, it sure looks like it, doesn't it, huh?
[06:37:44]  All these fucking little 3D ass idiots.
[06:37:46]  Holy coronavirus, oh, meh, meh, meh.
[06:37:53]  Look at these idiots in the chat room now, dude.
[06:37:55]  Look at them now.
[06:37:56]  Look at them.
[06:37:57]  Look at them.
[06:37:58]  Like they got big fucking balls or something.
[06:38:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:38:01]  Like they got balls the size of ghost or something.
[06:38:04]  Yeah, fuck off.
[06:38:07]  All right, let's take another fucking radio graffiti call.
[06:38:11]  How about Night Owl Radio Graffiti?
[06:38:19]  Stupid fucking idiot.
[06:38:21]  You fucking get this fucking idiot out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[06:38:26]  Ah, God.
[06:38:29]  Who the fuck is Chicken Tendy's radio graffiti?
[06:38:33]  Look at this.
[06:38:34]  Look at this shit.
[06:38:36]  This is Radio Graffiti now.
[06:38:38]  You like that shit.
[06:38:41]  Fucking idiot.
[06:38:43]  Hey, what is this?
[06:38:44]  Applejack's message to ghost radio graffiti.
[06:38:48]  Ghost is a racist and nobody wants to fucking fist it.
[06:38:51]  Jordan is small and nobody wants to suck him.
[06:38:53]  And his family is bald and is from the state of Texas.
[06:38:57]  Ghost is racist.
[06:39:00]  Ghost is a racist and nobody wants to fucking fist it.
[06:39:04]  Shut up, you stupid brony.
[06:39:06]  What the fuck was that?
[06:39:09]  That was supposed to be Applejack, like the pony or something, for Christ's sake.
[06:39:14]  That was fucking horrible.
[06:39:16]  All right.
[06:39:17]  Jesus Christ.
[06:39:19]  That's gayer than Pettis's fucking voice, for Christ's sake.
[06:39:23]  Are you shitting me?
[06:39:25]  All right.
[06:39:26]  Who else are you?
[06:39:27]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[06:39:30]  Hey, ghosty.
[06:39:31]  I was wondering if you were down to slip some Johnny Walker Force Harvest got my foreskin.
[06:39:37]  What the f are you a female?
[06:39:39]  Well, you're obviously not a female.
[06:39:40]  Are you trans?
[06:39:43]  Sorry, it's a little hard to hear you with you all down on the knob, you know.
[06:39:47]  All right, get this fucking.
[06:39:48]  This is a fucking tranny over here.
[06:39:50]  This is a fucking tranny over here.
[06:39:53]  What is it about me that makes trannies like attracted to me?
[06:39:58]  Does anybody understand that?
[06:39:59]  Trannies have been attracted to me ever since like 2009.
[06:40:04]  I'm not even kidding.
[06:40:06]  What is it?
[06:40:07]  You want to know what it is?
[06:40:08]  I'll tell you what it is.
[06:40:09]  The manly dominance, boy.
[06:40:12]  The manly dominance.
[06:40:14]  These transgenders, they want to be a bitch.
[06:40:18]  Do you understand that?
[06:40:20]  They want a man to treat them like a woman and be like, get in the kitchen, bitch.
[06:40:26]  Okay.
[06:40:30]  I can only assume.
[06:40:31]  I'm sorry.
[06:40:33]  I have an abundant amount of transgenders that listen to the broadcast.
[06:40:38]  And let me tell you something.
[06:40:41]  I don't blame you for wanting the old ghost special, but I'm straight, okay?

=== Lucifer Behind Mask Calls (14:26) ===

[06:40:48]  All right.
[06:40:49]  The sign on my ass says do not enter.
[06:40:51]  All right.
[06:40:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:40:54]  I get it.
[06:40:55]  I'm a bad man.
[06:40:56]  I get it, dude.
[06:40:57]  I mean, but Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
[06:41:04]  Fucking manly dominance, dude.
[06:41:07]  Nobody's showing that shit off anymore, dude.
[06:41:09]  Nobody's showing that shit off.
[06:41:14]  All right.
[06:41:14]  Yeah, that's why slags with a meatbag want to, you know, they want to be around ghosts.
[06:41:20]  They're like, hey, Ghost, how you doing?
[06:41:21]  You know, how many?
[06:41:23]  All right.
[06:41:23]  I don't want to go through the history of how many fucking transgenders have listened to ghosts, but let's move on.
[06:41:30]  How about how about Fat Man 1945, Radio Graffiti?
[06:41:40]  Hey, Fat Man 1945.
[06:41:43]  Are you there, dude?
[06:41:47]  Yeah, he must be away.
[06:41:48]  Yeah, he works two jobs, so I don't blame him.
[06:41:50]  He's probably, he probably crashed out because I'm sitting over here commiserating with you, idiots.
[06:41:58]  How about ghost social life, radio graffiti?
[06:42:04]  All right, we get it, you asshole.
[06:42:06]  Just shut the fuck.
[06:42:07]  Just this is, this is what I'm, this is what I'm dealing with here, dude.
[06:42:13]  You see what I'm saying?
[06:42:15]  This is what the fuck I'm dealing with over here.
[06:42:19]  And look, they think it's funny.
[06:42:22]  What don't you think is funny for Christ's sake, man?
[06:42:26]  What don't you think is funny, man?
[06:42:29]  Jesus Christ.
[06:42:33]  Idiots, dude.
[06:42:34]  You guys are idiots.
[06:42:35]  You know that?
[06:42:37]  You know what?
[06:42:38]  If y'all are going to be this fucking lame, let me take a fucking hit or something, man.
[06:42:44]  Oh, God.
[06:42:48]  I'm sorry.
[06:42:48]  I'm belching, dude.
[06:42:49]  All right.
[06:42:50]  I'm sorry.
[06:42:51]  I'm fucking belching, but you all hear this shit, right?
[06:42:55]  You all hear this fucking crap.
[06:42:59]  And shut up in the...
[06:43:01]  Oh, God.
[06:43:04]  What now?
[06:43:05]  What?
[06:43:06]  Is this Billy F.U.?
[06:43:08]  This better not be Billy F.U.
[06:43:09]  It's Billy F.U.
[06:43:11]  The sign on Ghost's ass says two at a time.
[06:43:14]  Fuck you, you dick.
[06:43:19]  The sign on my ass says do not.
[06:43:21]  All right, whatever, you fucking idiot.
[06:43:23]  All right, hold on.
[06:43:23]  Let me smoke this and take another fucking radio graffiti call.
[06:43:27]  You piece of shit.
[06:43:29]  Give me a smoke.
[06:43:36]  Alright.
[06:43:40]  And who the fuck is this fucking white ass radio graffiti?
[06:43:48]  I'm a nigger.
[06:43:49]  Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:43:52]  I'm a nigger.
[06:43:57]  Chicken and Kool-Aid.
[06:43:59]  Why?
[06:44:00]  Why?
[06:44:03]  And the reason they know this is because of the engineer.
[06:44:09]  Oh, Christ.
[06:44:10]  I was still drowning.
[06:44:12]  Dead nigger, Hang his fucking ear.
[06:44:15]  Hang him up for fuck's sake, dude.
[06:44:18]  Jesus Christ.
[06:44:21]  Is this what we're doing now?
[06:44:23]  Is that it?
[06:44:23]  Is that what we're doing?
[06:44:24]  Yeah, yeah, spaghetti.
[06:44:26]  Is that what we're fucking doing, dude?
[06:44:29]  Jesus Christ, man.
[06:44:33]  Who the fuck else do we got?
[06:44:35]  How about who the fuck is bring back cluster calls, radio graffiti?
[06:44:41]  563231.
[06:44:46]  Paragliding.
[06:44:48]  Who else we got?
[06:44:51]  What about it?
[06:45:06]  916 is on the air.
[06:45:07]  508 is on the street.
[06:45:11]  Shut my bitch.
[06:45:13]  Sub my script.
[06:45:32]  I would bring back cluster calls if there was enough people that actually called Radio Graffiti.
[06:45:39]  You've already heard that, you know, fucking cricket sound a few times.
[06:45:44]  I don't know who the fuck that is, but, you know, it is what it is.
[06:45:49]  How about how about 780 radio graffiti?
[06:45:55]  Hello, ghost.
[06:45:57]  I just want you to subscribe to Jeb50N on YouTube.
[06:46:02]  All right, get this fucking stupid idiot out.
[06:46:04]  Who the fuck?
[06:46:05]  Who the fuck asked this stupid dumb Asian idiot?
[06:46:08]  All right, go eat some badass or some shit.
[06:46:12]  All right, we're fucking we're doing radio graffiti over here and it's it's coronavirus crazy, isn't it?
[06:46:22]  That's what we're everybody's going nuts for Christ's sake.
[06:46:26]  All right, look, this is getting lame here.
[06:46:28]  Let me take some numbers.
[06:46:29]  Let me see what numbers are doing.
[06:46:31]  How about how about 614 radio graffiti?
[06:46:40]  Hey, 614 radio graffiti.
[06:46:46]  Great.
[06:46:46]  You see this?
[06:46:47]  This is Helen Keller deaf mutes when I take the goddamn, you know, I'm trying to give everybody an opportunity here.
[06:46:56]  All right.
[06:46:58]  How about 904 Radio Graffiti?
[06:47:06]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[06:47:09]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying here?
[06:47:11]  904.
[06:47:16]  Oh, God.
[06:47:17]  All right.
[06:47:17]  All right.
[06:47:18]  You see?
[06:47:19]  I mean.
[06:47:20]  Hello.
[06:47:20]  How's it going?
[06:47:23]  All right.
[06:47:24]  How are you doing?
[06:47:26]  Oh, okay.
[06:47:27]  That's me.
[06:47:27]  Okay.
[06:47:28]  Hey, what's up?
[06:47:29]  This is actually Jab50N, and I wanted to have an opportunity to talk to you because I heard a lot of people were giving me shout-outs.
[06:47:35]  All right, uh, hold on, hold on a second.
[06:47:40]  I'll get you in just a second.
[06:47:41]  All right, hold on just one second.
[06:47:45]  All right, you ever heard of Billy Fu?
[06:47:50]  I'm sorry, can you say that again?
[06:47:52]  Well, you know, you know, um, uh, do you know how to lick a dick?
[06:48:01]  Do you know how to lick a dick?
[06:48:06]  Uh, Billy F.U., I haven't really heard of that person.
[06:48:09]  Do you know how to lick a dick?
[06:48:13]  You're really, you're really quiet.
[06:48:14]  You have to speak up, my man.
[06:48:16]  Do you know how you lick a dick?
[06:48:24]  Yeah, look at him with the silence.
[06:48:26]  Get him out of here.
[06:48:27]  He licks dicks.
[06:48:28]  Are you kidding me?
[06:48:29]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[06:48:31]  This guy licks dicks.
[06:48:32]  You got a fucking public bathroom glory hole.
[06:48:36]  You got this son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
[06:48:38]  And what did Billy FU say?
[06:48:40]  The sign on Ghost's ass says minimum 15.
[06:48:43]  You, you fucking piece of shit, Billy.
[06:48:47]  Let me tell you something, man.
[06:48:48]  You're lucky you're not in front of my face.
[06:48:51]  I can tell you that right goddamn now.
[06:48:54]  All right.
[06:48:55]  Anyway, look, I'm only going to get to a couple more radio graffiti calls because this is this isn't going anywhere.
[06:49:02]  This isn't going anywhere for heaven's sake.
[06:49:04]  How about uh what what billy fu nice tri-dip shit?
[06:49:12]  Yeah, fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
[06:49:15]  What hey, ghost, can you please check to see if my video was played?
[06:49:21]  I think you missed it.
[06:49:23]  Oh, no, Alice Cooper.
[06:49:26]  How the fuck did uh how the fuck did I miss that one?
[06:49:29]  No shit, dude.
[06:49:30]  Let me let me go back to that.
[06:49:33]  Uh all right, hold on just one second here.
[06:49:36]  Jesus Christ, that was a while back.
[06:49:38]  Blucifer.
[06:49:39]  Why, how the fuck did I miss that one?
[06:49:41]  I guess, I don't know, I may have been drinking.
[06:49:44]  I have no idea.
[06:49:46]  Yeah, no shit.
[06:49:47]  I completely you want to know why I missed it, dude?
[06:49:49]  Because the link wasn't pronounced.
[06:49:52]  It was attached to the sentence.
[06:49:54]  So I didn't see the, you know, the linkage type of shit.
[06:49:58]  So he says, since it's Friday the 13th, how about some Alice Cooper?
[06:50:03]  No shit.
[06:50:04]  I completely.
[06:50:05]  All right.
[06:50:06]  My bad, Blucifer.
[06:50:07]  Here is your video.
[06:50:09]  No shit.
[06:50:10]  Jesus Christ.
[06:50:11]  Can't believe I missed that one, man.
[06:50:13]  Fucking thank you.
[06:50:14]  We're going to watch Blucifer's fucking video.
[06:50:18]  All right.
[06:50:18]  And it's some Alice Cooper.
[06:50:21]  Alright, and let's...
[06:50:23]  Hey, this is actually an interesting song.
[06:50:26]  This is actually an interesting song.
[06:50:28]  All right.
[06:50:28]  Everybody ready?
[06:50:29]  And by the way, we're looking for more radio graffiti callers.
[06:50:33]  All right.
[06:50:33]  I'll call on you in just a second.
[06:50:36]  Here it is.
[06:50:37]  All right.
[06:50:39]  Here is what Blucifer.
[06:50:42]  Oh, Jesus.
[06:50:43]  What now?
[06:50:45]  Billy F. What?
[06:50:47]  Dodging donuts.
[06:50:49]  Nice try burger planet, dude.
[06:50:51]  Fuck you, dude.
[06:50:52]  You know.
[06:50:53]  All right.
[06:50:54]  Look, my bad Billy, Blucifer.
[06:50:57]  My bad, Blucifer.
[06:50:58]  Blucifer, I fucked up.
[06:51:01]  These idiots are going to talk shit.
[06:51:03]  Let's listen to this.
[06:51:05]  Everybody listen to this and fuck you in the chat.
[06:51:07]  All right.
[06:51:09]  Fuck you in the chat.
[06:51:14]  Hey, I like it already, dude.
[06:51:18]  Oh, man.
[06:51:19]  I like this shit already, dude.
[06:51:22]  Yo, with you, baby.
[06:51:25]  Lucifer fucking Lucifer man what What a fucking, what a palate cleanser, dude.
[06:51:45]  Alice Cooper.
[06:51:54]  Oh my man behind the mask.
[06:52:00]  Man, my ass, I did a 13th.
[06:52:14]  A great, great franchise.
[06:52:18]  Sorry.
[06:52:19]  Out on Love a Lake and the wind blows cold.
[06:52:23]  I'm not even kidding.
[06:52:25]  Friday the 13th, a great franchise.
[06:52:31]  You know what Jason Voorhees is?
[06:52:34]  He's the ultimate himself.
[06:52:37]  He's like, if I'm not fucking, I'm killing you all that are fucking.
[06:52:44]  If I'm not fucking, I'm killing all who are fucking.
[06:52:48]  Yeah, because he's back.
[06:52:51]  He's the man behind the mask.
[06:52:55]  I'm not joking.
[06:52:56]  That was the whole franchise.
[06:52:59]  You're fucking and I'm not fucking.
[06:53:02]  Are you kidding me?
[06:53:08]  You're fucking and I'm not fucking sucked up for quack with a diamond.
[06:53:24]  You should play Friday the 13th game, fun shit.
[06:53:28]  I remember seeing that on streams like a few years ago.
[06:53:34]  But I heard that they like they're no longer supporting that game.
[06:53:39]  to that game or not supporting that game or some shit.
[06:54:03]  He's back the man behind the mask and he's after the soul.
[06:54:11]  He's back.
[06:54:13]  Hey Lucifer Loser, thank you very much.
[06:54:17]  This is I love the 80s.
[06:54:20]  I love the 80s.
[06:54:24]  And look Nihal, who's this idiot isn't doing stickers.
[06:54:29]  He's dancing.
[06:54:33]  And he's out of control.
[06:54:35]  He's back.
[06:54:39]  Anyway, that's a good franchise, dude.
[06:54:41]  I love the franchise.
[06:54:43]  If you have not seen these, I strongly advise you to do it.
[06:54:50]  It's a little scary if you have surround sound and a nice screen and it's like suspense and shit.
[06:55:00]  But the basis of the franchise is if Jason Voorhees is not fucking, he's killing the people that are fucking.
[06:55:08]  All right.
[06:55:09]  Ghost home videos.
[06:55:12]  Dude, shut up, dude.
[06:55:13]  All right.

=== Bronies Keep Fuck Sad (04:17) ===

[06:55:15]  I want to get through with these goddamn radio graffiti calls.
[06:55:20]  Put the radio graffiti fucking shit back, Engineer.
[06:55:23]  Thank you very much.
[06:55:24]  All right.
[06:55:26]  All right.
[06:55:27]  Who else?
[06:55:28]  I'm only going to take a couple more.
[06:55:30]  I'm only going to take a couple more of these radio graffiti calls, and I'm out of here, okay?
[06:55:36]  And I may or may not be here Saturday.
[06:55:40]  And if I'm not here Saturday, it's because I don't know.
[06:55:45]  I'm taking some badass trips somewhere for dirt cheap because everybody's scared shitless.
[06:55:52]  You know what I mean?
[06:55:52]  Everybody's scared shitless.
[06:55:54]  So I don't know.
[06:55:56]  We'll see what happens.
[06:55:57]  We'll see what happens.
[06:55:58]  All right.
[06:56:00]  The bad part about it is I have to leave Templeton at like some kind of a kennel.
[06:56:05]  And he don't like that shit.
[06:56:06]  He, you know, he kind of makes me sad.
[06:56:11]  I've only done it to him like about a few times.
[06:56:15]  Like two, two or three times, as a matter of fact.
[06:56:17]  And every time it's he doesn't like it.
[06:56:20]  So it is what it is.
[06:56:21]  Anyway, let's get to another radio graffiti caller.
[06:56:26]  And I'm going to take a few of these and I'm out of here.
[06:56:30]  Delek radio graffiti.
[06:56:34]  That angry rest is too shadow.
[06:56:36]  His penis is so small.
[06:56:37]  He can only get sucked by Joe Dunhill's two millimeter mouth.
[06:56:40]  Push through that angry rest is too shallow.
[06:56:43]  His penus is so small.
[06:56:44]  He can only get sucked up by Joe Dunhill's two millimeter mouth.
[06:56:47]  All right.
[06:56:48]  All right.
[06:56:48]  Shut this fucking.
[06:56:50]  Wait, hold on.
[06:56:51]  You're calling me a bad dog owner.
[06:56:54]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[06:56:56]  I give him.
[06:56:58]  I'm not going to explain myself to you.
[06:56:59]  Are you shitting me?
[06:57:01]  I go to one of these like dog luxury places, dude, where they give him a fucking room.
[06:57:06]  And, you know, they fucking, I mean, he go fuck off.
[06:57:10]  All right.
[06:57:10]  Fuck you people.
[06:57:12]  If y'all are going to do that, I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
[06:57:14]  So shut the fuck up.
[06:57:17]  Teeth, radio graffiti.
[06:57:23]  I've got all my teeth, asshole.
[06:57:32]  Yeah, real funny you idiot I have all my teeth, you piece of shit.
[06:57:38]  And listen, all of you people that are saying bad owner, if you keep saying that, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:57:44]  Like, fucking that.
[06:57:46]  You understand?
[06:57:46]  I love my dog.
[06:57:48]  You understand that?
[06:57:50]  I love my fucking dog, you fucking pieces of shit.
[06:57:55]  Fucking.
[06:57:55]  I'm not joking.
[06:57:56]  You keep doing this.
[06:57:57]  I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:58:00]  Ghosts is true fans, Radio Graffiti.
[06:58:03]  Get this fucking shit out of here.
[06:58:27]  All right.
[06:58:27]  My fans are all not bronies, you fucking dickhead.
[06:58:31]  Do you understand that?
[06:58:32]  My fans are all not bronies, so go fuck yourself.
[06:58:37]  All right.
[06:58:39]  How about COVID-19 Cure Song, Radio Graffiti?
[06:59:13]  Yeah, it's real funny, dude.
[06:59:21]  COVID, get the shit off here.
[06:59:24]  COVID-19 cure song and it's a fucking, you fucking, piece of fucking shit.

=== Maui Snitches Stitching Up (11:41) ===

[06:59:33]  Fucking asshole!
[06:59:35]  Fucking shithead!
[06:59:37]  All right, I'm done, dude.
[06:59:44]  I'm done, dude.
[06:59:45]  I can't.
[06:59:46]  I can't do it.
[06:59:47]  I don't even know.
[06:59:48]  I don't even know what you want me to do anymore, for fuck's sake, man.
[06:59:53]  And who the fuck is this Dobson guy, Radio Graffiti?
[06:59:59]  This story found a nigger.
[07:00:01]  His name was Chiron.
[07:00:04]  He walked into a cafe.
[07:00:07]  He thought he'd get a fight.
[07:00:09]  He thought that they were serving since they passed the civil rights.
[07:00:14]  The waitress told him no, and that he'd better go.
[07:00:18]  He said, Oh, he sat there in that cafe being stubborn as a mute.
[07:00:28]  No matter what she said, he wouldn't get a false dude.
[07:00:33]  He sat there like a sick ass that I'm gonna demonstrate.
[07:00:37]  Ain't nothing you can do about it, baby.
[07:00:39]  You don't say it.
[07:00:43]  The waitress had enough.
[07:00:45]  She said, I'll call you for luck.
[07:00:48]  She said, if we can't beat you right, we'll have to beat you up.
[07:00:52]  The phone was in her hands.
[07:00:54]  She gave him one more chance.
[07:00:57]  He wouldn't go.
[07:00:58]  And so she called the Paid and Kublai Plans.
[07:01:02]  When he saw them Paid and coming, Chyron knew it was too late.
[07:01:07]  His eye popped out his head and his sticky hair got straight.
[07:01:11]  He said, Slip in the script, baby.
[07:01:13]  You know what I'm saying?
[07:01:14]  You look like a damn to all you motherfuckers like this.
[07:01:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[07:01:18]  Motherfuckers don't know what racist he is, but you all land.
[07:01:22]  Now niggers understand.
[07:01:24]  They tried to hold his hands.
[07:01:27]  He was at the mercy of the Paid and Kublai clans.
[07:01:31]  I knew just what they'd do.
[07:01:33]  Chyron knew it too.
[07:01:35]  I knew what kind of artist they would put the niggers through.
[07:01:41]  All right.
[07:01:42]  Take it off.
[07:01:43]  Take it off.
[07:01:45]  Take it off, you fucking fucking fucking asshole.
[07:01:59]  Oh, God.
[07:02:01]  All right, listen.
[07:02:02]  I'm done.
[07:02:03]  I'm fucking done.
[07:02:06]  I'm done.
[07:02:08]  Stick a fucking fork in me.
[07:02:10]  I'm done.
[07:02:10]  Engineer, get me the fuck out of here, dude.
[07:02:12]  All right, listen, listen.
[07:02:13]  Take the fucking radio fucking graffiti straight off.
[07:02:20]  Oh, oh, you want an open jazz.
[07:02:21]  You want me to fucking open up the chest?
[07:02:23]  Fuck you!
[07:02:26]  Fuck you, you piece of shit!
[07:02:30]  Motherfuckers are out here looking.
[07:02:32]  You fucking, you motherfuckers, man.
[07:02:35]  You goddamn sons of bitches.
[07:02:37]  Look at that.
[07:02:38]  Open up the chest.
[07:02:40]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[07:02:43]  Are you fucking shitting me, you fucking piece of crap?
[07:02:48]  You goddamn motherfuckers.
[07:02:51]  I need another beer, man.
[07:02:53]  I need more beer, man.
[07:02:58]  That's the only way I can pal it.
[07:03:01]  You sons of bitches, man.
[07:03:05]  Yeah, you want me to open up the fucking chat room, right?
[07:03:07]  You want me to open the fucking treasure chest and all that bullshit, right?
[07:03:10]  Let me tell you something, all right?
[07:03:12]  I don't know.
[07:03:13]  I don't know if I'm going to be here on the Saturday night fucking troll show.
[07:03:18]  And I hope that you understand this.
[07:03:20]  Especially after listening to this fucked up fucking shitbird show.
[07:03:27]  Anyway.
[07:03:28]  Oh, yeah, look at that.
[07:03:29]  Open the chest, ghost.
[07:03:31]  Come on, we want you to open up the chest.
[07:03:33]  Well, you know what?
[07:03:34]  I'll open up the chest after I open up my beer, you fucking idiots.
[07:03:38]  You, you fucking cyber verb, control terrorist fucking shitheads, ruined it for everybody.
[07:03:45]  All right, you ruined it for everybody.
[07:03:49]  Give me my fucking beer.
[07:03:50]  Open the shit up.
[07:03:54]  Fucking idiots.
[07:03:55]  All right, you fucking idiots.
[07:03:58]  You know, you, look at these people.
[07:04:01]  They think they can talk shit to me.
[07:04:06]  They think they can talk shit to me.
[07:04:10]  Fucking idiots.
[07:04:11]  Somebody in the chat room said, don't drive after this.
[07:04:14]  I don't drink and drive.
[07:04:16]  It might spill something.
[07:04:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[07:04:19]  I got a badass car for Christ's sake.
[07:04:23]  All right.
[07:04:24]  Fuck all of you people that have been giving my fucking life a living hell.
[07:04:29]  All right.
[07:04:29]  This whole fucking night.
[07:04:31]  I've been on.
[07:04:31]  How long have I been on Engineer?
[07:04:36]  Seven fucking hours, okay?
[07:04:39]  Seven fucking hours I've been on here.
[07:04:42]  And I'm done.
[07:04:43]  Okay.
[07:04:44]  You'll be lucky if I'm here on Saturday.
[07:04:47]  And if I'm not, it's because I'm fucking on a beach, man.
[07:04:54]  Maui.
[07:04:56]  You understand?
[07:04:57]  Huh?
[07:04:58]  Maui.
[07:05:02]  I'm not even shitting.
[07:05:03]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[07:05:05]  Maui.
[07:05:06]  Round trip tickets.
[07:05:08]  $500, man.
[07:05:10]  I can only imagine the badass places that are by the beach in Maui, for fuck's sake.
[07:05:16]  And what is this?
[07:05:16]  True fan.
[07:05:17]  Reminder, close the radio graffiti.
[07:05:20]  Oh, yeah.
[07:05:20]  No shit.
[07:05:22]  Engineer, you fucking piece of shit.
[07:05:24]  Thanks to TrueFan over here.
[07:05:27]  And what is this?
[07:05:28]  Billy FU dodging donos again, you cheap Jew.
[07:05:31]  Hold on.
[07:05:32]  I missed a dono from God to hold on.
[07:05:35]  Turn off the fucking radio graffiti, engineer.
[07:05:38]  We're not going to let these motherfuckers hear our conversation.
[07:05:42]  Goodbye.
[07:05:42]  Thank you.
[07:05:43]  You're damn right.
[07:05:44]  Goodbye.
[07:05:46]  Anyway, what fucking donation did I?
[07:05:50]  Oh, yeah, I forgot.
[07:05:51]  I'm fucking Billy Fu.
[07:05:52]  Look at him.
[07:05:53]  He's like a fucking emotional emo, motherfucker.
[07:05:56]  Look at this Billy, man.
[07:05:57]  Look at this Billy F.U. He's a fucking emotional emo, son of a bitch.
[07:06:02]  Okay, Billy.
[07:06:03]  Okay, Billy F.U said Ghost is going on a flight to learn the real meaning of Bangkok for cheap.
[07:06:11]  Hold on.
[07:06:12]  You think I'm a sex tourist?
[07:06:15]  You think I'm a burger planet, you piece of shit?
[07:06:20]  The sign on Ghost ass says tranny entry.
[07:06:22]  Yeah, fuck you, Billy.
[07:06:23]  Yeah, fuck off.
[07:06:25]  Maybe that's why I skipped it, you fucking stupid fuck.
[07:06:29]  All right.
[07:06:30]  Anyway, I'm going to get out of here.
[07:06:34]  But before I get out of here, can I add any more?
[07:06:37]  No, I can't add any more.
[07:06:39]  I'm at my limit.
[07:06:40]  I would add some more to the treasure chest, but I can't.
[07:06:44]  All right.
[07:06:45]  So what I'm about to do is I'm going to open up the treasure chest.
[07:06:49]  But I need another hit, dude.
[07:06:51]  I need another hit of some tetrahydrocannabinol, baby.
[07:06:55]  All right, here we go.
[07:07:02]  All right.
[07:07:03]  Is everybody ready?
[07:07:07]  Get hold of it.
[07:07:07]  Let it hit the brain, dude.
[07:07:11]  All right.
[07:07:12]  And I, like I said, I don't know if I'm going to be here on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[07:07:16]  So don't bitch at me if I'm not.
[07:07:18]  Do you understand me?
[07:07:19]  Does everybody understand me?
[07:07:21]  Don't bitch at me if I'm not.
[07:07:23]  I'm going to open up the treasure chest in five.
[07:07:29]  What the fuck?
[07:07:30]  Stitches for snitches.
[07:07:32]  Hey, true fan, next time you snitch, we'll expose who you are.
[07:07:38]  Hey, hold on.
[07:07:40]  Wait a minute.
[07:07:40]  Stitches for snitches.
[07:07:42]  Don't go there, okay?
[07:07:45]  We know who you are.
[07:07:46]  We already know who you are.
[07:07:47]  Don't make us reveal you, dude.
[07:07:50]  Don't go there.
[07:07:51]  You see how these fuckers are?
[07:07:53]  I mean, for fuck's sake, man, the engineer.
[07:07:59]  How can we put it?
[07:08:00]  He's a little slow, okay?
[07:08:02]  And he forgets to fucking close out the whole radio graffiti shit.
[07:08:07]  And these fucking people get to hear the conversation between me and fucking engineer, which they're not supposed to, okay?
[07:08:16]  And they're fucking trying to reveal.
[07:08:18]  Hey, look at it, Billy.
[07:08:19]  F you, do your fucking job.
[07:08:21]  I thought you were a capitalist.
[07:08:23]  You look fake and gay.
[07:08:25]  Dude, you look gay, you son of a bitch.
[07:08:28]  Do you understand that?
[07:08:29]  You look gay.
[07:08:32]  Anyway, let me distribute the goddamn lemons.
[07:08:36]  All you people that are shit talking, dude, you're a piece of crap.
[07:08:40]  All right.
[07:08:41]  Anyway, here we go.
[07:08:43]  We are distributing it right now.
[07:08:45]  540 lemons.
[07:08:48]  And by the way, go ahead and post whatever lemons you get, and I will tell you who are the top donators.
[07:08:54]  All right, here we go.
[07:08:56]  Let's see what we got here.
[07:09:00]  Oh, man.
[07:09:01]  I've been drinking lots, baby.
[07:09:03]  I've been filled with piss and fury, baby.
[07:09:05]  I'm telling you, I'm not even joking for Christ.
[07:09:09]  And dude, stop calling me a bad dog owner.
[07:09:12]  All right, you fucking piece of shit.
[07:09:14]  And look, anti-liberal Leaf is getting the most with 67.9 lemon.
[07:09:20]  Keem Scares, 39.4 lemon.
[07:09:24]  Wolf's Revenge, 28.7 lemon.
[07:09:27]  Plague Reloaded, 23 Lemon.
[07:09:30]  And Ozark Cat Lady with 19.4 lemon.
[07:09:35]  All right, folks.
[07:09:36]  I don't know if I'm going to be here Saturday, but if I do, I'll make sure that you folks are the first to know if we're going to have a Saturday Night Troll show.
[07:09:45]  Does everybody understand that?
[07:09:46]  Stop calling me a bad dog owner, you shitheads, all right?
[07:09:52]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody in here who's been listening.
[07:09:56]  And once again, spread this show around the internets and throughout the world because for whatever reason, I'm some kind of a bad man and have been deplatformed by all kinds of folks.
[07:10:07]  So anyway, we'll see what happens.
[07:10:10]  Once again, add to your bookmarks, add to your favorites, that website that you see right there, ghost.report.
[07:10:16]  That's all you've got to type in to your website.
[07:10:20]  What the fuck?
[07:10:21]  What now?
[07:10:23]  Stop your fucking dog.
[07:10:27]  Fuck you, Billy.
[07:10:28]  I'm not a fucking bad dog.
[07:10:29]  Anyway, you'll be lucky if I come back.
[07:10:32]  Let's just put it that way this Saturday.
[07:10:33]  All right.
[07:10:34]  So don't talk shit to me.
[07:10:36]  All right.
[07:10:36]  You all know what you did.
[07:10:39]  Anyway, I am out of here and don't go coronavirus crazy, please.
[07:10:44]  It's just a fucking flu, please.
[07:10:45]  All right.
[07:10:46]  It's just a fucking flu.
[07:10:49]  Anyway, I am out of here.
[07:10:52]  I am out of here.
[07:10:54]  I am out.
[07:10:57]  And like I said, don't be a part of the sheep sitting over here hyper-sensationalizing yourself over some bullshit flu.
[07:11:07]  It only affects those over the age of 60 in pause holes.
[07:11:11]  Think about it.
[07:11:13]  I'm outta here.
[07:11:14]  Ha ha