Ghost dominates this chaotic broadcast by debunking the pandemic as a scam, attacking CDC guidelines, and promoting high-yield dividend stocks ahead of a predicted 25-30% GDP crash. He rants against public education, white genocide, and government monopolies while mocking viewer submissions ranging from autistic children to racist cartoons. The episode culminates in an interview with Dr. Mary H. Hatwick exposing the 1976 Swine Flu vaccine cover-up regarding Guillain-Barré Syndrome, before Ghost ends the nine-hour stream prematurely due to toxic chat drama and personal attacks. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I would like to remind everybody this is episode 160 for all the folks keeping track.
I'd like for everybody to please spread this show across the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know, let them all know, that the Ghost Show is live and in effect.
And we are in the house.
So make sure to spread this to everybody you know.
And guess what, baby?
Guess what?
Texas is open for business.
You're damn right.
Texas is leading the way for the rest of the country.
And you're goddamn right.
You gotta love Texas, baby.
Texas is the best.
Anyway, once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
We got a lot of donos to go through, to say the least, on this episode 160 of the Go Show.
We even got them coming in right now.
They're coming in right now.
Anyway, Jesus Christ.
Haven't even started.
I haven't even started the show, and we're already getting donos for Christ's sake.
All right, take it off, engineering.
I want to thank Masked for helping Mrs. Ghost and I get past this terrible toilet paper shortage.
Don't worry, we got plenty of toilet paper now.
All right, ghost quotes, whatever the hell your name is.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me for another edition of The Ghost Show.
Of course, I'm your host, the man they call ghost.
Oh, Christ.
You guys obviously know I don't condone that, okay?
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, Texas is now open for business.
We are now leading the country and showing everybody that there ain't nothing to be afraid of.
Hey, goat.
What?
Happy Christmas.
I'm not going to do a video at your expense today, though I do want to clarify that you were indeed impregnated by Fluttershy and her family.
We should be celebrating.
Medium dark skin tone, raising hands, medium darkness.
What the hell are you talking about?
Shut up, piss goblin, you piece of shit.
Anyway, folks, I'm excited, folks.
We are now opening for business here in Texas.
Especially when the ball is.
And here's a whole lot of people.
Another great John Stossel video.
Thank you.
As a matter of fact, Andrew, I like the last one that you did the last Thursday.
Anyway, folks, I want to say that my governor has got balls of steel and said, you know what?
We're going against the grain out here.
We're reopening for business.
And now that the governor of Texas is doing so, you got all these other copycat governors trying to do the same thing.
Fast Ghost.
Northern California is opening up county by county now.
My town is open for business next week.
Woo.
Going to do a shot.
Join me if you'd like.
Fuck yay, my dude.
Hey, well, look, I'm not going to be drinking right now at this time.
I'll be drinking later on, I think.
I don't know.
I had a dream before I abused my head off at Joe Biden in a community hall saying I hate leftists and I had the freedom to do so.
The next minute, I'm in the IRS paying a $15,000 fine for threatening the stupid faggot.
Well, that sucks.
That's a sucky dream.
Thank you, Johnny Conquest.
Thank you, Derwicking.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Texas is open for business, and I hope that your state follows suit.
This whole goddamn coronavirus is a scam.
I've already showed you that the guidance that the CDC has given everybody mark anyone who has any symptoms of COVID as death by COVID.
Whether or not they died of a heart attack, whether or not they died of pneumonia, cancer, strokes.
It doesn't matter what they die of.
If they show any symptoms of COVID, the CDC has already told everybody to just label them as COVID deaths.
And by the way, I also want to reiterate: yesterday they added symptoms.
Oh, hey, yesterday they added back from the toilet after the past couple days.
So allow me to sit on your couch and ask you know what me and your wife's son have in common?
You're stuck with both of us and we're both gang.
All right, Ard Hammond.
All right, whatever.
Okay, I mean, whatever.
And what is this?
Gray steel.
Midget.
Midget time.
I hope it's not what you think, okay?
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is all right, all right, enough of this shit.
Jesus Christ.
EDP 445's reaction to the Eagles selecting Jalen Hurts in the NFL draft.
Who gives a shit about that fat grove?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, there's Fudge Capitalist.
What's up, Ghost?
Been away for a while.
Your dating advice worked and I got the girl in the end.
Nobody texts in the chat should take Ghost's advice.
Taking her out for dinner after Corona.
Cheers.
Hey, cheers to Fudge Capitalist.
Hooked himself up with a girl here.
Who's ready for round two?
Can't wait for round two.
The hell are you talking about, fourth wall?
All right, what are you talking about?
Round two.
What the hell are you talking about?
And there's Clarion.
Episode of the Ghost Show is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
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No, we're not sponsored by anybody, all right?
We're not sponsored by nobody.
It has console graphics, engaging.
We're not sponsored by anybody but the people.
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All right.
I don't condone that.
All right.
And there's Ard Hammond.
There's a reason Tardy and Retardi are only separated by two letters.
Stop showing up.
Ard Hammond is probably a little upset because he was in the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room a couple of days ago.
And as a result, we played a big troll on him and he got so fucking upset that he quit the goddamn server.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
Art Hammond got so upset and he fucking took his ball and went home and he just quit the server just because we were trolling him about something that he couldn't figure out.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
So, Ard Hammond is pissed because, you know, we were all trolling him in the damn ghost show.
I'm not going to say what happened, but he got so upset about it, he left the server.
So, that's why he's a little upset, all right?
And what is this Piss Goblin conspiracy?
Ghost Daddy is Joe Biden.
Yeah, fuck that.
All right, fuck a Joe Biden, all right?
Anyway, folks, I want to thank once again everybody for tuning in with me.
We got to start with the donos because I took Saturday night off, and I want to extend my apologies for that.
But me and Mrs. Ghost had a great time.
I have a badass bar in my home, so we decided to go ahead and mix up some badass old-school cocktails like old-fashions, Manhattans, things of that nature.
And what is this Lard Hammond, Justice for Lard?
He, look, he quit the damn chat room on his own because he just, I don't know, he couldn't defend himself.
Or I don't know what the hell it was, all right?
I want to thank Ghost's Granny for helping me with my toilet paper problem, even though Mummify.
Now you're making fun of my granny.
All right, listen.
All right, what is this wretched Gretchen?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
They're having another protest.
Of course, and it's being effective.
All right.
That bitch Whitmer in Michigan is bowing down from her authoritarian draconian rules.
And it's because of the massive protests that are happening out there in Michigan.
And once again, I want to thank everybody who's going out there across the country protesting this ridiculous COVID-19 quarantine.
It's enough.
Please play this whole one.
I'm tipping you a little more for you.
OH SHIT DERWICKING!
Well that's very interesting there DERWICKING Anyway, I've got to replay some doughnuts that happen here.
And I've got to start with the very first one.
This one was on last Thursday that came in at the very end and didn't get to be played.
Not this one.
Not this one.
Hold on.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Gray Steel, may I suggest that you radio graffiti before video donos?
I don't think so.
No, that's not happening.
All right.
Oh, no.
I left because my dad called me and I had to do my chores.
Oh, bullshit.
You left the server.
You could have left the chat.
You left the server.
All right, let me replay these doughnuts.
This one came in last Thursday.
Shekos.
Dan the Oracle.
Okay, I don't know what the hell that's about.
All right?
Fuck you, ghosts.
I have no idea what the hell that one's about, but that came in at the end of last Thursday.
And Lewis, no, you.
No, you, you fucking piece of shit.
No you.
Anyway, let's continue.
We've got Luna Pony, who requested one three days ago.
There's Luna Pony.
Hey, Ghosty.
I hope you are having a good night.
Here is your favorite song, and I hope you have a good time.
I never have a good night whenever I'm doing these broadcasts.
All right.
The next one.
Hold on.
God damn it, Piss Goblin.
Can you fuck off?
Piss Goblin.
I love people that throw shit.
You can't take it when it's thrown back at them.
Shit.
I'm a leftist and I have thicker skin than that.
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
Fuck you if you're a leftist, by the way, you piece of shit.
Anyway, the next person that donated three days ago, Liberty Capitalist.
Shekos can be even dearer, friends.
Liberty Capitalist up in here.
She finally kicked him to the curb, and now the Van Bone is panhandling for $20 per month for Van Dweller memberships.
What?
We should raid this Van Bone if he is streaming tonight.
Van Bone?
I don't even know who the hell you're talking about there, Liberty Capitalist.
Anyway, another doughnut.
Not that one.
Not Lord.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Come on.
Oh, Texas is opening back up while a pandemic is killing 200,000 people so far.
Well then, this song seems fitting.
Max volume please and please turn slow-mo up in the chat room.
Look, it's killing a bunch of old people in pause holes, okay?
Give me a break.
All right, let's stop with this bullshit already, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me get to another dono that was donated three days ago by Luna Pony.
Checkers can be used.
And we all know what the hell this is going to be.
We all know what it's going to be.
It's been a minute, but here is an MLP episode when know your thunder thighs will love this.
You fucking bronies.
Whatever, all right?
And what is this?
Studio 93.
D-Live changed how they load replays.
The replay file for 159 got corrupted.
What?
It didn't provide a file, which is how we archive the replays via VLC Media Player.
What are you talking about?
And what is this?
Kim First Albin next.
Are you talking about Kim Jung-un potentially being in a vegetative state or death?
Well, let's be honest.
Who cares?
All right?
I was lonely without you, Ghost.
I cried and felt so alone and lost without you.
Baby, take me back.
I love you, Ghosty.
Kiss me, baby.
Yeah, that's why you left.
Okay, whatever.
That's why you left.
Anyway, let me get to some more donos that came in before the show.
This one came in by Zamboni Driver.
Zamboni Driver three days ago.
There are many, many of them.
Ouch.
And that was Zamboni Driver three days ago.
This is Bob Wilkinson that came in 30 minutes before the broadcast.
All right, so we got a lot of.
We got a lot of donos for Christ's sake.
All right, thank you very much.
And two more that came in before the show.
Another one by shitty Luna Pony.
So I'm assuming that this is going to be another goddamn fucking My Little Pony episode bullshit.
Hey, Ghost.
Glad you could finally get around to watching YouTube videos again for Easy Money.
Fuck you.
Anyways, here's more tenable, you lazy no-shower.
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
Anyway, and the last but not least, whore to the floor.
Who to the floor is the last dono that we got prior to the broadcast.
So as you can see, there is a lot of $20, $20 donos up in here.
What is this?
Futa Pony.
Futapony says, hello to the bronies.
Hello, MAGA Brony.
Hello, Luna Brony.
Dude, what the fuck is up with all these bronies that are coming in here listening to this broadcast?
You know that people have tuned into this broadcast and they're like, ghost, all you have is a bunch of fucking My Little Pony pricks.
And they're the only ones that are listening to you.
I don't understand.
So anyway, look, let me start now.
All right, what is this?
Yikety.
I haven't listened to the show Live in Over Eight Years.
Ghost.
I've missed you, Milky Liquors.
Joe Biden for President 2020.
Joe Biden for president.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Second Quarter GDP Disaster00:15:57
The guy can't even construct a complete thought process anymore.
All right.
And Studio 93 said the bit shoot version will be added to archive.org archive.
We're slowly adding all of Ghost's YouTube episodes and eventually Ghost's bit shoot episodes.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
And, you know, there's a lot of people archiving the shows and whatnot.
That's what's kept this show alive for the past 13 years is the fact that we've got folks that are part of the broadcast that keep the show alive, man.
Anyway, the American Gamer dropped a diamond and said something about Bathrobe Dwayne being my son or something.
That guy's a piece of shit.
So I doubt it.
Anyway, let's go ahead and start with the $20, $20.
Start with the one that came in this past last Thursday on the end of episode 159, and that one was by Dan the Oracle.
Now, I want to be honest with you, I do not think this is the real Dan the Oracle, but still, let's see what Dan the Oracle had in store for us this past Sunday.
Sheet, this past Thursday, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, God.
And what is this?
Billy F.U. Got my neat bucks.
I pushed my savings over 30 G's.
I need something to invest in.
Well, you know what?
That's a very good point.
Before I get to Dan the Oracles, let me talk a little bit about the stock market and then I'll get to the damn donos.
Now, folks, I want to be completely honest.
Now that we're starting to see the country open up again, what you're going to want to look for is when the GDP comes out.
And let me tell you, when it comes out, it's going to be minus 25, 30%.
And that's going to cause the stock market to automatically sell off in a mass.
Okay?
Now, it's that time, in my opinion, folks, is for you, and this goes to you, millennials and you Gen Zers, it is time to put whatever it is that you have in your savings.
If you can muster up in some kind of scrounging round of a few thousand dollars, it is my advice to, or my suggestion, fuck that.
It is my suggestion to you to put that into the stock market.
At the very least, high-yield dividend blue chip stocks.
Okay?
Now, I want you to wait for the GDP numbers, okay?
Breaking police open homicide investigation on woman who gave husband chloroquin fish tank cleaner to poison him and then blamed Trump.
Story is at the gateway pundit.
Hey, thank you very much, 15 and a half inch of imagination, even though I have 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that when these GDP numbers come out, it is going to shock the stock market.
That's when you go in.
Because what we're going to see here is we're going to see a V-bounce.
Because lest we forget, prior to this whole COVID-19 quarantine bullshit, we had a great economy.
We had a great fucking economy better than since the Roaring 20s.
What is MAGA Brony?
Shouts out to the other bronies in chat.
All right, great.
And Kans Abuser, now my recommendation section on YouTube is full of tenable videos.
Thanks, guys.
Google is always listening.
And MAGA Brony wanted to give a shout out to Bob Tom, Luna Pony, Fruit of Pony, Lucifer, Astrial Brilliance, and all the other bronies that are fucking listening in here.
But once again, folks, I want to reiterate that when those GDP numbers come out, mark my word, it's going to go down dramatically.
Yeah, go in dry, real fucking funny asshole.
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding around with you, folks.
If you want to make some serious money in a very short period of time, once the second quarter GDP numbers come out and you see that dip, that's when you start eyeballing high-yield dividend blue chip stocks and start accumulating them as much as possible.
Because in the third and fourth quarters, we are going to see a V-bounce.
Remember, the reason we're going to see such horrific GDP numbers in the second quarter is because of this artificial shutdown of the government.
And Billy FU says when the GDP numbers come out, where do I find blue chip stocks?
Dude, are you, where do you find blue chip stocks?
Hold on.
Piss Goblin, shout out to my mom and dad.
Great.
Hey, mom and dad of Piss Goblin, you shitted out a fucking fruity ass fucking group of fucking fucked up shit out of your nutsack.
Anyway, blue chip stocks are pretty much anything that's in the Dow Jones Industrial.
Believe it or not, the Dow Jones Industrial is only a little over 30 companies, and that comprises the blue chip or the largest companies within the American economy.
Now, aside from choosing a potential blue chip stock in the Dow, you want to check and see if they pay a dividend, meaning the company gives its shareholders a small sum of money per share that you have holding every quarter.
So, on top of actually kind of growing with the value of the stock and having your net worth grow, you also have the ability to go and make money each quarter on every stock.
You know how the stock market works, Ghost.
You can't predict price rises and falls.
Jesus Christ, all random.
You are a fucking idiot if you think that.
All right, you're a fucking idiot.
All right, I am telling you all right now, you're never going to get an easier way to make money in the stock market than from this V bounce.
Okay, because that's what you call this as it relates to the chart.
It goes all the way down, and then it's just going to V bounce right back up.
Because remember, the whole reason why we're going to see second-quarter GDP numbers minus 25-30% is because they artificially shut down the fucking economy.
They artificially shut down the economy, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, and whoever the hell that is, hey, Ghost, it's not so bad here in Germany.
Germany, hardly any cases in Westphalia.
Yeah, I'm not going to say your name, you piece of shit.
And F, you, uh, you got a lot of stupid questions.
I never learned this.
You will get a lot of stupid questions.
I never learned this shit.
I'm just trying to let everybody know right now.
Shout out to Mrs. Poop Tickler, Poop Tickler Jr., Poop Tickler III, Senator Poopliner, Dr. Poop Tickler, Mr. Poop Tickler, Poop Tickler the Dog, Spermi the Poop Tickler, Engineer Poop Tickler, Captain Poop Tickler.
I mean, who would donate some dumb shit like that?
Give me a fucking break, Poop Tickler.
What do you think of Boeing or Tesla?
Well, I'm going to be honest with you.
Any stock that is blue chip and has a lot of investors in it aren't a bad idea.
Boeing, their gums were bleeding prior to the whole goddamn collapse or the artificial shutdown of the economy, anyway.
And what is this, Derwicking?
I'll give you a good idea.
In 2008, 2009, I bought Ford when it was down like three bucks or something like that.
Held it till it normalized around 15 and sold it.
That's what you'll see.
Big names that are on their ass.
Think conglomerates.
GE is a good pick.
That's Derwicking, okay?
In my opinion, folks, you have to take a look at the economy during a crisis pandemic situation.
And who are the people that were allowed to be essential businesses and stay open?
Those are stocks right now.
Those are stocks right now I think you people need to look at.
And what is this?
Poop Cuddler.
Shout out to Poop Tickler, Jackler Art Hammond, and Derwicking.
Great.
Great.
Especially when you're doing that.
And look, here's Horatio Nelson.
He's, I'm a still sad boy.
Cheer me up, chat.
Pick one, two, or three.
Ghost will only enjoy two of these.
And of course, he's got the choice.
And once again, Horatio Nelson, my condolences to your friend Vappy Vap.
We had the last show was a good show.
And we were giving our best thoughts to him.
Mag Abroni says, should I buy stock in Hasbro?
They make great shows like MLP.
I'm not, I wouldn't invest in it.
I wouldn't invest in it.
Hey, fam.
I may be a music teacher for kids, but I'm also an ignorant butthole rapper.
I hope this music video of me doesn't make me lose my job.
Great, great, slippery road.
Real, real great.
And Poop Sniffer, shout out to Poop Ticker and Poop Cuddler, or whatever.
Red Pillarian says, I'm so high right now.
Also, I love Pinky Pie.
Ah, geez, I knew you were a fucking brony.
So you're thinking tomorrow morning when the gross domestic product, first quarter 2020, advance estimate, is released as when it will begin nosediving?
Or are you thinking when the numbers are actually released in July?
I'm thinking the second quarter numbers.
The actual second quarter numbers are going to be horrible.
And when those numbers come out, it's going to cause a reactionary sell-off in the stock market.
And that's when you're going to want to go in and accumulate blue chip stocks.
I mean, you take a look at the businesses that were allowed to stay open.
These are other things to look forward to.
I mean, is Domino's a public company?
Because Domino's was the only, but a few food outlets that already had a delivery operation and a pickup operation because every one of their locations are small little shitters that there's no sitting.
There's no seating within Domino's.
You either have it delivered or you pick up.
Small operations, low overhead.
If they got a stock, I'm looking at that.
What is this?
Poop liquor sup.
Yeah, that's great.
Thank you.
Red Pillion with a diamond.
Jokes aside, what's the best app for blue chip stocks?
What's the best app?
I don't know.
I'm not going to give you that advice.
You research that yourself.
Walmart, folks, believe it or not, is something I think people need to be looking at because they were allowed to stay open during this time of crisis.
And in my opinion, their second quarter, I'm talking Domino's, Walmart, their second quarters are going to be very generous as it relates to their earnings.
And that's another play to make within the second quarter are those essential businesses that were allowed to stay open, like Walgreens, Walmart, Domino's, you know, these entities that were allowed to still sell to the public, 7-Elevens, Exxons.
I think people need to look at that for second quarter bounces because even though everyone's going to be selling off because of the second quarter GDPs, you're going to have investors swarming towards anything that was profitable in the second quarter.
So I would observe to everybody who's out there listening who was an essential business and whether or not they're traded on the stock market because they are not going to be affected as it relates to the artificial shutdown that happened because of the government and COVID and all this other shit.
So once again, there are plenty of opportunities here for you guys to follow.
Want to come back in the chat room and cuddle with me, Ghostie Pooh?
All right, whatever, you idiot.
All right.
Here's Tug Guy.
For everyone here, the Gross Domestic Product, Second Quarter 2020, Advance Estimate, an annual update is released on July 30th this year.
Be ready.
Smiley face.
Costco is another good business to check out for the second.
Yeah, exactly.
Costco.
Great company.
Always packed.
These were essential businesses here.
Poop, I'm not going to say that stupid fucking name.
That's a horrible racist name.
Also, another thing I would like to suggest to you folks is the airlines.
The airlines are going to get bailed.
They already got bailed out, I think.
That's why the airlines kind of, I think I told you guys that a few weeks ago as the stock market was down at its lowest bottoms, was that you knew the airlines were going to get bailed out.
And those are other companies that you want to take a look at because if they're bailed out, well, all of their losses have been artificially wiped out by the government.
Now, whether I agree with that shit, that's a completely different story, but still.
Miss Anthro Paulsine says, also, Uber and Uber Eats, Lyft, et cetera, are all doing great.
You're exactly right.
These are very good picks.
You guys are starting to think like, you know, folks in the stock market.
You guys are starting to think like stock fucking gurus up in here.
Many of them.
Spermy sugar cane.
Are you shitting me?
Spermy sugar cane.
Shekos can be even dearer, friends, especially when the underworld.
Here's the metal for you to ascend with ghost.
All right, we'll take a look at it.
Anyway, folks, that's my advice to you.
Right now, in the second quarter, prior to the second quarter numbers coming out, you know that essential businesses are going to be more than profitable.
They made more than what they were going to expect in this quarter because they were the only ones open.
They were the only ones open to service the public.
So in the second quarter, right now, if you want to invest right now, invest in these companies that have not already put out their earnings and that were essential businesses.
Insert $20.20 to start Jukebox.
All right, go to the bottom of the business.
It's a cost of $20.
I'm over here.
I'm shooting pearls to you people, man.
Give me a break.
I want everybody who's a millennial in Gen Z to profit off of this V bounce that's going to happen by next Christmas.
Okay.
By next Christmas, this is all going to fade away.
And the reason I suggest that, folks, is because we learned a lot during this COVID-19 shutdown.
We learned that global supply chains cannot be dependent on.
And what it showed the United States is that we need to have a manufacturing base and a supply chain to our own country.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, Billy FU says my old lady is an accountant for an insurance company that has Chrysler for a customer.
They're getting put in a weird payment plan.
It was so weird that they had a meeting, especially for them.
They must be pretty messed up.
Car, look, right now, if you want a new car, if you happen to have money to get a new car, it's the best time to get it.
Low interest rates.
And right now, new car companies are trying to give the damn thing away.
Okay.
Second thing to look forward to right now is real estate.
Real estate is so dirt cheap right now because many people are losing their shirts.
They're losing their shirts out here.
So they're trying to get rid of this.
And whether or not you want to go into real estate right now after potentially a pandemic could make anyone who's heavily invested real estate go broke, I have no idea.
But that's another, like, let's say you're looking for a personal home.
Right now is a great opportunity.
The interest rates are low as hell.
And I'm sure that the supply of homes is more than abundant considering this COVID-19 nonsense.
All right.
Real Estate Crash Opportunity00:16:10
So anyway, these are some suggestions, but I would strongly advise everybody that wants to invest in stocks right now because it's not too late.
Let's say you don't have any money right now.
If you have some by July, when they announce the second quarter GDP, which are going to be, it's going to be a fucking obnoxious number, like minus 25% or 30%, minus 30%, some shit that we have never seen.
And it's going to shock the stock market and they're going to sell off like mass.
It's then is when you want to start scooping up those blue chips, those high-yield dividend stocks.
So in the third and fourth quarter, you capitalize off that V-bounce, baby.
And I hope that you folks understand what I'm saying because there's lots of easy money to be made here in the stock market.
Red Pillarion said, I wish on a fish that I was Jew was a rich Jew?
All right, great.
Real funny, all right?
Anyway, let's continue here.
All right, let's go to the $20,200.
And I hope that you folks go out there and literally make yourself a lot richer because the opportunity's there.
The opportunity is absolutely there, especially if you're a day trader as well.
Anyway, let's continue, folks.
I've got a whole bunch of $20,200.
This one goes back to the end of last Thursday's show, the end of episode 159.
Dan the Oracle, which I don't think it's the real Dan the Oracle, requested this and said, fuck you, ghost, the white race will live on, whatever that means, and requested this.
Now, just the fact that he requested this video shows that this isn't the real Dan the Oracle.
But here it is for all you Spice Girl fangirls.
This is what Dan the fucking Oracle requested up in here.
Paul, pause this.
What the fuck is this?
Everyone is having a great night.
Ghost is right.
In fact, there are other things to consider too for investment opportunities.
There are online companies that have seen huge boosts in income because of people being home.
That's what I'm saying.
I think everybody needs to start looking for those opportunities, man.
Thank you patiently waiting.
Chat room choice, number one.
The name is pronounced DJ Scrub Attire S.
I know, it's weird.
Okay, DJ Scrubbeteris.
Stop giving the chat room any kind of a choice.
They don't deserve it.
Anyway, let's get back to Dan the Oracle's video.
All right, here it is.
Some Spice Girl fangirl, huh?
And by the way, isn't this like the first time that some Euro trash producer tried to kind of project some girl group with as much diversity?
You got a black, you got a ginger, you got a Jew.
I mean, what the fuck is this?
Was this the first wave of multiculturalism right before our eyes?
Other good companies to look at are companies in high-demand consumer products like toilet paper or Tylenol.
Very good.
Excessive hoarding and stocking up will return good Q2 numbers.
Very, very good.
And Distillen just dropped a diamond and said, all users unmuted.
Showtime, run time, cheers, cunts.
So thank you.
And by the way, Chatelet is absolutely right.
People that produce toilet paper.
People that produce Tylenol.
You know, these things that were in high abundance and high demand during the whole stupid quarantine crisis, okay?
Here, let's go back to the Spice Girls.
Dan the Ork.
What?
Whiney Crowsdink?
What the fuck does that mean?
Whiney Crowsdink?
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
I'd buy that for you.
Here's Derwicking.
He said, okay, okay, okay.
I have a huge confession to make.
I am actually Dan the Oracle to all the fuckers who had accused me.
That's not Danny Orton.
That's not even the real Derwicking.
Shut up and just fucking watch Spice Girls and fan your nuts to this shit, you fucking coomers.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on!
And all this multiculturalism being thrown in our faces by Euro trash.
I remember this happened a long time ago.
What you think about Mel B, Scary Spice, is my favorite Spice Girl.
Of course she is.
This isn't a product of force diversity, whatever that means.
It is absolutely a fucking product of force diversity, you dumb fucking idiot.
These fucking girls didn't magically come together.
They were artificially produced.
Each one of these dumb bimbos, they had to perform.
They had to have some kind of a, they were chosen to be put in this position.
They had to audition to be put in this position.
What are you talking about?
And by the way, doesn't Scary Spice, didn't she get sued?
If I stand, I may be wrong, but didn't she get sued because she's got the herpes or some shit?
So that's what you want, huh?
You want some fucking dirty, used-up, polluted whore who's got the herpes.
Yeah, that sounds like somebody who calls himself the piss goblin, all right?
Anyway, play the rest of this stupid shit.
the rest of this stupid shit and look i stand corrected She did get sued for the herpes.
And is it a coincidence that she is of urban persuasion and has the herpes?
Things that make you know.
I'm just saying!
I'm just saying!
Do you see what I'm saying here?
And not to mention, now that I look at this stupid shit in retrospect, it makes me wonder how in the blue hell this became even popular.
I mean, what were women and girls smoking back then where they thought this was a fucking great idea?
This artificial bullshit was a great idea.
What?
What?
What now, piss goblin?
When did I, when did Mel B get sued?
Massive chat citation needed.
Not saying you're incorrect, but figure it out.
You're on the fucking internet.
For Christ's sake, why don't you look it up?
For fuck's sake.
This isn't the Spice Girls goddamn fucking show.
Who gives a shit?
A drawing of Ghost meeting his biggest fan ever.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
I'm so sure, Art Hammond.
All right, I'm so fucking sure.
Can we play the rest of this shit, please?
It's all around.
I mean, could you get any more fucking diversified bosses?
Hold on, hold on.
Go back a little bit.
Go back.
Okay.
What?
What?
I'm not saying.
I know what you're saying.
If businesses are open again, will you be able to leave your trailer and send the awards?
Yeah, yo, fuck off, money.
Anyway, Musky Husky dropped the diamond.
Ghost, who is your favorite spice girl?
I don't like the spice girls.
They're a bunch of fucking manufactured whore bags.
Red Pillory in with a diamond.
Oldboomer.com whining about hot chicks.
Hot chicks, put the PC shot on, all right?
You've got a black right here.
You got a ginger right here.
You got some Aryan blonde bitch here.
You got a Jew right here.
And then there's Posh Spice, which ended up being, you know, the more successful one of all because she serviced David Beckham's cock.
And what is, oh yeah, Ghost for Racism 2020.
I'm not racist, piss goblin.
I'm telling it how it is, all right?
Y'all like these trashy whores?
That's your fucking business, all right?
I don't like trashy slut bags.
I could smell the six fucking sick ass fishing chips between their legs from over here.
Fucking Euro cuck trash.
If you want to be my lover.
I did look at these stupid bitches.
Oh my God.
We're running.
We're running next to the Ricky Bobbies.
Hi, Bobbies.
All right, that's a mess.
Yeah, you all became filthy whores.
Congrats.
Anyway, that was Danny Oracle.
Well, somebody claiming to be Danny Oracle.
I doubt that's the real one.
But that's it.
The Spice Girls.
That should embarrass you, Dan, if that's really you.
But anyway, let's continue.
What now?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
What now?
So there's another well-known animator who happened to listen to you back in the day.
I wanted to show you some of his.
Gray, Gray.
There's Marshall Burnsey.
I think I know what I want.
A piece of some of that ass?
We had spice girls, and now we got giant, disgusting ogres marching on the streets and campuses.
Good lord, what happened, mankind?
Well, you know, I want to be honest with you.
The reason I think most women are turning themselves into an ugly-fied version of themselves has to do something with hormones and birth control.
All right, birth control for Christ's sake, all right?
And Dostillon just dropped a diamond, said, ease up on the ghosties.
They'll come when they're ready.
Yeah, no shit.
And by the way, that reminds me, I need to throw about 2,000 lemons into the treasure chest because I completely forgot.
All right.
And since we are in a new week and I did not broadcast on Saturday, it should be no Faya thing to drop 2,000 lemons, boo yeah, right into the treasure chest.
So there it is, just letting everybody know, everybody that's concerned about that sort of thing.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 bucker up in here.
This is requested by Luna Pony.
Hey, Ghosty.
What the fuck, Art Ammon?
God damn it.
Another one of the animators.
All right, great.
Yay, Spaghetti with the fucking animators.
All right, I'll take a look at them.
Anyway, Luna Pony requested this and said, hey, ghosties.
What the fuck?
Especially when there are many.
What the fuck?
It's time to return.
The not-so-wicked witch.
Okay, great.
Everybody stop donating.
All right.
All right.
Texas is open for business now.
Everybody stop donating.
All right.
It's bad enough that I got to watch this Luna Pony bullshit, which is probably some fucking My Little Pony crap.
Hey, Ghosty, I hope you're having a good night.
Here's your favorite song, and I hope you enjoy it.
Great.
Fucking great.
Hey, Piss Goblin, you want to know why that didn't say anything?
Because you're a fucking spamming piece of shit.
Look at hashtag wheelchairs for ghosts 2020.
Hashtag ghosts for racism.
Go shove it up your ass there, piss goblin.
All right, you're a spamming piece of shit.
And what's up to the boy Jake who just dropped a diamond, dude?
What's going on, man?
All right, let's continue here.
We got to go to Luna Pony here.
And my apologies if this is some brony bullshit.
I don't get it.
These fucking ponies have been pimple on my fucking ass.
They've been around since like 2009, 2010.
All right.
Oh, no.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Luna Pony requested this.
All right.
Luna Pony.
Here it is.
She goes can be good.
Pause this.
What?
What?
We get it, Art Ammon.
I wanted show from the animator.
He claimed that he was inspired by you to make.
I'm so sure he was.
I'm so sure he was.
Anyway, go ahead.
This is fucked up, man.
Whoever the fuck does these songs in this ridiculous voice, they need to be repeatedly hitting the balls.
Jesus Christ.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
How could you ruin such a badass song, man?
This year to save me from tears.
How could you ruin a badass song, man?
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
I mean, give me a break.
Give me a fucking break.
How could you ruin such a badass Christmas song?
Some fucked up fucking shitbird toad voice, for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
Hold on, pause this.
Hey, ghost.
What?
Sorry to interrupt.
Just had a follow-up question.
What up?
I have friends who aren't as well off financially as me but want to get into investing.
Do you have advice on how to safely get into investing given their jobs are in precarious spots?
I would strongly advise, and I keep saying this, getting anything that is very low on the Dow Jones Industrial.
I would strongly advise putting in whatever they save each month into whatever blue chip that they want to invest in.
Now, a good thing to do.
Check those can be even bigger.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Especially when there are many, many.
All right, poop.
What?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, can you stop donating?
I can't wait for my church to open back up.
I'm baking cupcakes for Sunday school and I'm adding a secret ingredient, my coom.
All right, yeah, real edge lord, you stupid dumbass.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is: you want to take a look at a potential company that you like in the Dow Jones Industrial.
Take a look at how far it is from its 52-week lows.
Now, if it's a considerable amount higher than its 52-week lows, then I would not necessarily invest in that particular stock.
All right.
Mighty Heiney Penist.
All right.
And there's Dr. Meow.
In memory of Steve Cash, creator of the Taking Kitty Cat video series, who died from COVID Sunday night sad face.
Oh, yeah.
Did he have a ventilator?
Because if he had a ventilator, this probably would have killed him.
But either way, R.I.P. Dr. Meow.
Anyway, let's get back to Luna Pony's video here, okay?
This stupid shit.
This is fucking like scratching on a chalkboard.
It's been a year, it doesn't surprise.
Check those can be even dear.
Especially when they're in the middle of the day.
Jesus advice, man.
Goy Hunter.
Oh, that's fresh.
Yeah, Goy Hunter.
Okay, great.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe I'm watching this.
Elvis Travels and Rosie Kelly00:15:41
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
I mean, how could you ruin such a badass Christmas song?
I have no fucking idea.
Next day, you gave it away.
This year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
Shut up, man.
All right, I have good singing.
I got good pipes.
All right, I got good pipes up in here.
If I went in front of America's Got Talent with this song, fucking that fucking Brit Bong that's always shit talking would have his jaw to the ground in awe.
Listening to the fucking singing that I fucking produce.
I'm hiding from you.
And you're so bossed.
Yeah, Simon Cowell.
Simon Cowell would be eating his fucking heart out if he listened to my pipes.
You know it and I know it.
What?
What?
What now?
Ghosties equals doc scam.
Now, dude, shut up.
All right, asshole.
Get the fuck out of here.
Luna Pony requested this.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save it from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
I mean, give me a break.
Last Christmas.
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
All right, what?
What now?
Ghost's daughter.
Oh, great.
Chad Poopter Griffin.
Look, this better not be some obscene bullshit like you requested last time, you piece of shit.
All right, play the rest of this crap, all right?
You gave it away this year.
To save it from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Base somebody off a bit of fire in his heart.
You breathe!
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, this is horrible.
I'll give it to someone.
I'll give it to someone special.
This is fucking horrible.
I mean, what a way to butcher up a song.
This is a great Christmas song.
Y'all remember last Christmas?
I was plugging this song, man.
It's a beautiful goddamn song.
And people were telling me that, ghosts, since you've been plugging that goddamn George Michael song, every fucking where I go, I can't stop hearing it.
It's, it's in, or the intercom at the mall.
It's being played on the goddamn radio.
It's being played at the goddamn fucking barber shop.
That's a badass song.
I don't care what the fuck y'all say.
And so what?
George Michael was a homo.
So what?
How many homos we got walking around out here anyway?
Give me a break.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
All right.
What, Luna Pony?
Shut the fuck up when the song is playing.
I didn't pay to hear you.
Hey, hey, asshole.
Look, I'm trying to do the damn song some service.
All right, Luna Pony, you piece of shit.
I'm not going to let you besmirch that song.
Mr. Albin, this is usually the time I'd tell you to go to bed.
But I'll let you stay up later tonight since you've been a good boy all weekend and haven't left quarantine at all.
I've left every day.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, can we get to the next goddamn video?
Liberty Capitalist requested this next video and said she finally kicked him to the curb and now the VanBone is panhandling for $20 per month for Van Dweller memberships.
We should raid this Van Bone the next time he's streaming.
Who the fuck are you talking about there, Liberty Capitalist?
Who the hell are you talking about?
There are many, many of us.
And what is this?
Warning, Ghost has escaped from the state hospital in 2015.
And he is now broadcasting his delusions on D-Live.
Oh, is that what I'm doing?
Anyway, she kicked this Van Bone to the San Antonio State Hospital.
Shut the fuck up, all right?
Anyway, Liberty Capitalist requested this one.
What is this?
Oh, hold on.
What is this?
Rosie O'Kelly.
There's a storm coming.
There's a storm coming.
What the hell is this?
You're a poor match for me, man.
A poor, poor match.
Jose is on.
Trolling me right now.
Oh, my God.
They broke up.
His entertainment trolls.
We'll get into it here.
Once I get rid of these trolls, now.
Oh, my God.
He's shaking his head.
What are you saying about hearing that song everywhere?
Ever since I started watching your show, I can't stop hearing the Home Depot theme.
Yeah, all right.
What a whatever Chatelet, all right?
Whatever.
Look, this is news to me.
Fucking Rosie O'Kelly and Elvis Travels broke up.
This is news to me.
What is it, Simon Cowell?
Your singing is dreadful.
I've heard dying cats that sound better than you.
Absolute dreadful.
I hope you never hear anything so rubbish again.
I cannot believe it.
All right, whatever, Simon Cowell.
All right, look, Elvis Travels and Rosie O'Kelly have broken up.
I gotta hear this, all right?
Slob needs to be brought to heal.
I'm going head to head with Rosie now.
He wanted a war.
You fat slob.
Oh my god.
Are y'all listening to this?
We are hosting an open audition and we encourage you to apply.
All right, whatever.
Law and order, SV.
You go shoving up your ass.
Can you stop?
I want to hear what happened.
Yeah, no shit.
Tools.wave.
I got the tools to be able to block all the trolls out here.
I got, you know, YouTube gives us the necessary tools.
Hold on, I got to hear this.
I have to hear this.
Every time you go live, fat boy, I'm going to be right here.
What?
And I'm going to have my own membership.
Okay?
Because I'm always going to be queen.
You're going to be the one licking my boots.
Ah!
What the fuck was that?
All right.
I don't appreciate the continued trolling.
I'm going.
You can't touch me.
But I got your whole category.
See what we're doing right here, guys?
This is real.
You can take this to the bank.
I've added up to here.
Fucking Elvis Travels is a fat piece of shit.
And I'm glad that Rosie O'Kelly is an ST Mike the Meme genie.
Hi, XOXO.
Thank you.
Whatever.
And Distillen dropped the diamond saying, What happens in the dome stays in the dome?
All right, no shit.
The boy Jake dropped the diamond.
Get him, Rosie.
Fuck that fat asshole.
No shit.
Red Pillory and said, I didn't know this was the Lego gay channel, the logo gay channel.
Listen, this isn't the gay channel, all right?
Rosie O'Kelly is a big fan of the show.
And I was a little upset that this fat piece of fucking bloated trash, Elvis Travels, was using and abusing Rosie O'Kelly.
And I'm glad Rosie O'Kelly kicked this fat fuck to the curb, all right?
I need to keep pamming on YouTube.
You just keep pushing it because you're an illegal entity on YouTube.
You got me upset.
I got a shaved his head mad tonight.
We got told because she can't stand up for $19.99 because her husband lost a job and she's a POS.
She doesn't matter anymore.
Pledge $19.99 to the King of the Free Wall.
Those are the people that I care about.
Somebody who's got faithful years in 2019 and 2020 in a tough situation is now a POS.
You're not going to hurt people like that.
Original intention was: I wanted to set it up for $100 a month.
I don't care what you say about me.
$100 a month.
Hold on, pause this.
$100 a month to be a membership of Elvis Travels is bullshit.
$100.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding?
Remember, Rosie's got the rhinos skin, right?
I'm very weak.
Been laying in bed all day.
He touched nerve tonight with my friend.
Switch the channel, ask her out, ghost.
Shut the fuck up, asshole.
That's not even funny, all right?
She's just a fan of the show.
And she can suck.
I used to feel sorry for somebody that could be that dumb and like, not anymore.
Really, really upset.
You shouldn't feel sorry for anybody.
You never in your life met somebody like me.
Oh my god, this is major drama.
This is a lovely time.
Call out a few more of my friends.
It's payback time.
What the fuck am I watching here?
Oh, why not?
Why not pay?
Hey, fat boy.
How's your money raising gone?
Huh?
It's cool to have a little income coming in from somewhere.
More subs.
Dave's gonna buy you, huh?
Once again, showing my 100% dominance of a low life who has zero content, zero challenge, zero commitment.
I don't even know why you brought this fucking fat fuck into your home.
No creativity whatsoever.
Oh my god.
Having bought subs, it's just another nail in the coffin.
Obviously.
Bucked a thousand there, didn't he?
Down that worked out for you.
This isn't about Elvis Travels.
I'm trying to be ultra spills here.
I mean, look at this fat fuck, Elvis, okay?
You see that fat brown fuck?
He's Elvis Travels, okay?
For you folks that don't have any kind of foundation of what's going on here, that fat fuck, Elvis Travels, was actually living with Rosie O'Kelly, which is this transgender that you're seeing right here, okay?
And he was using and abusing her from everything from room and board to food to you name it, okay?
And what is it?
Black ghost.
Japanese metal.
Give it a chance.
It's actually pretty great.
I don't give a shit about Japanese on for the lyrics, though.
It's in Japanese.
I don't give a shit about Jap metal.
But it's pretty good.
I don't give a shit about Jap culture either.
A bunch of fucking sick-ass perverts.
Anyway, I am glad that Rosie O'Kelly is standing her ground and is saying, uh-uh, you ain't gonna, you ain't gonna be using me.
And you know what?
Just as a horrible picture.
Who was doing who in this scenario?
Who was the top?
Who was the bottom?
Who was eating whose ass?
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe, maybe we, maybe we should never know.
Play the rest of this.
Don't worry about math skills.
Don't worry about reading skills.
Don't worry about basically being able to read directions.
I'm not into any of that.
You think suddenly 1,200 people dug your stuff?
And look, it wrote on Red Pillory and just donated a diamond saying, stop promoting gay degenerate behavior, Joe.
I'm not promoting nothing.
This is a lover's quarrel.
Rosie's getting off.
But the walls are closing in, brother.
She's going to tear them walls down.
JOB.
You know what?
I was going to let it slide.
Your channel's illegal.
This is the greatest achievement in the history of my YouTube channel.
Oh, my God.
This fucking fat.
He's bald now.
He's bald for violating.
How is he going to be an Elvis impersonator?
It's a demonetization blues coming your way, brother.
Oh, my God.
This is getting serious.
This is getting serious.
This is getting serious here.
Especially when they're in the middle of the day.
All right, what?
What is it?
Want a pizza slice?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
And by the way, that isn't a YouTube video either.
I've been watching for longer than I cared about.
You're on thin ice with fat shoes.
Don't you ever insult friends of mine like you did tonight?
Try me.
Wow.
All right, let's stop this.
We've already let this go for almost six minutes.
I was not aware that there was actually some kind of a lover's quarrel with Rosie O'Kelly and Fat Elvis.
I am glad that Rosie O'Kelly kicked that fat piece of ethnically ambiguous tubba shit to the curb because all he was doing was using and abusing that fat that fucking tranny and that sucks.
That fucking sucks.
Peppermint swirl.
Hey, ghost.
On the topic of the coronavirus, I'm glad states are reopening or about to reopen.
You're damn right.
Just be smart and have good protective equipment.
Do you assholes want a depression worse than the 30s just because of a fucking virus?
It's not that big of a fucking deal, all right?
It's killing a couple of old people and people that are fucking HIV positive.
Give me a break.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue.
All right.
Thank you, Liberty Capitalist, for enlightening us on that lover's quarrel.
Let's continue.
We've got Luna Pony.
Again?
Luna Pony.
It's been a minute, but here is an MLP episode.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
I know your thunder thighs will love it, ghost.
It's content befitting of a man your stature.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
All right, I'm a big badass motherfucker.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I'm not out here fanning my nuts to any guy to fucking fucking My Little Pony bullshit.
Don't be coming at me with no My Little Pony bullshit.
What is it, Macho Man?
I've never seen Ghostler perk up and start simping so fast.
I'm not sipping.
What are you talking about?
It's a fucking tranny.
Yee-haw.
It's an old tranny.
What are you talking about?
I'm not fucking sipping, you fucking freak.
Give me a break.
Anyway, let's get to Luna Pony's My Little Pony bullshit.
Sign My Ass As Two00:15:27
Oh, no.
If it's not My Little Pony bullshit, it's this fucking Midget Brit Bong dry-witted humor bullshit.
Here we go again.
Fucking tenable with this fucking midget with a Tonka toy body and a 78-pound fucking head.
Oh, that's great.
You know, I feel great now.
Oh, yeah, this made my night now, Luna Pony, you piece of shit.
You've got five tenablances, and you've won a place in the final.
Well done, Lance.
Well done.
I'm really sick of this show, dude.
I really cannot stand this little midget.
I'm sorry.
I can't stand this fucking midget.
Look at them.
They got fucking stickers of this midget with my hat and my goddamn handkerchief on.
Like it's a fucking game.
I don't like this midget.
Oh, Christ.
What?
What now?
Did someone say MLP?
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Shove your fucking pony shit up, your fucking horse head ass.
You'd be out of the game.
Jesus Christ.
What do you want to do?
For all the folks that are tuning in, people donate this shit because they know I fucking hate this little midget.
They know I hate this game show.
They know I hate.
I'm not too fond of brick bongs.
They know I hate dry-witted humor.
And this is why they continue to fucking donate this horse shit over and over and over again.
Number five.
Fucking Luna Pony, you fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Godmother.
Number two.
Bloody Mary.
Oh, my God.
Of course.
You love a Bloody Mary.
I do love a Bloody Mary.
How many times can we say Bloody Untenable and get away with it?
Because we're talking about a cocktail.
Shut up, you stupid midget.
I need to return later on to play for it in the final.
Let's hear it for Lance.
Oh, my God.
Look, seriously, everybody out there, stop donating me, this stupid little person.
1,000 pounds.
All right.
It's time to look at your next top 10.
Fucking midget.
This is an affirmative action show for this little midget.
What?
Top 10 Ariana Grande singles?
Who gives a shit?
I think Young Sophie's going to take this.
Who gives a shit?
Time to play Tennibal.
I mean, what the fuck?
Maybe I'm just getting too old.
Maybe I'm just getting too old or some shit, man.
I have no idea.
Who the hell just donated?
Suck my dick?
Yeah, that's great.
Repeatedly saying, suck my dick, suck my dick, suck my dick, man.
Can we just hurry up and finish playing the tenable bullshit, please?
And stop showing that fucking stupid sticker to this goddamn midget, alright?
I'm told you're the clumsy one of the team.
Yes.
How are you clumsy?
I just trip over a lot and break a lot of things.
Maybe the nose is getting in the way of your eyesight.
I don't know.
That's what I think.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's a bad habit of mine.
Oh, right.
Okay, spill a bit of wine.
Yeah.
That's what I think.
I have slipped on a banana skin before.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I slipped on a banana skin before, you know what I mean?
Clumsy.
Okay, Sophie, let's turn this game board green.
Are you ready to play tenable?
Yes.
Okay, here's your top 10.
What an ugly bitch.
The first 10, top 10 out of 10.
But what an ugly bitch.
10 singles by Ariana Grande.
Who gives a fuck about Ariana Grandi?
Who gives a shit about that filthy bitch?
As of the 29th of May, 2019.
Except a bunch of simps that are out here pud-pulling every time she puts out a fucking video.
Good luck.
Let's get an answer on the board.
Okay, my first answer is going to be one last time.
One last time.
I don't even know any of the songs by that dumb bitch.
I mean, that just goes to show you how stupid knowing Ariana Grandi trivia is.
And what is this, Yickety?
Do you hate people donate in the middle of your videos?
I don't really care either way.
As long as you have something to say there, Yikety.
Obviously, you don't.
You're half a tard.
So why don't you just sit there and listen to your hooked on phonics and learn how to spoken, you dumb fucking piece of shit.
Play a little bit more of this crap.
Oh, it looks like she's an Ariane Legrande fan.
I think my next answer will be bang bang.
Bang bang.
Oh, that's great.
Bang, bang!
Pop the chart in 2014.
Okay, my next one's gonna be problem.
Problem.
Oh, she must be a very big Ariane Legrande fan there, baby, huh?
Fucking hell.
Oh, uh-oh.
I'm letting this go for 30 more seconds and we're moving on.
Ariana Grande?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I really like her.
Great.
For now, I've forgotten all that song.
Um, I'm gonna say into you.
Is my next one?
Is that what you'll say, you fucking bimbo hua?
And what is this, Richard McConnell?
The magic reminds me of what Miguel Ito Lovelace from the Wild, Wild West.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Ghost, here is cop show from Australia called Bellamy.
Okay, great.
This is from 1981.
I'd be interested to hear your opinion of this.
Well, we will look at it.
I'll tell you that.
We'll look at it.
Richard McConnell, Jim West, could never get rid of the midgets or sneaky little guys ever since Wild, Wild West.
I haven't been able to stand midgets.
Look, I just don't want to get into midgets.
All right.
I've taken some heat by my opinion of midgets.
And what is this, Marshall Burnsey?
Look here.
Look, listen.
Well, we're going to listen here.
Give this 30 more seconds and we'll move on to the next goddamn video.
Into you, a terrible answer.
And who gives a shit about all this Ariana Grande trivia?
I mean, seriously, unless you're a stupid bitch.
Oh!
What happened?
I'm a big fan I am.
You know who I mean?
I'm a big fan I am.
All right, get this bitch out of here.
She's a stupid, dumb idiot bitch.
All right, she's a dumb idiot hook-nosed bitch with a stupid fucking midget fucking guiding the game show.
All right, take this shit out of here.
I've had about enough of this.
All right, this stupid midget game.
All right, hey, Luna Pony.
Yeah, real funny.
Real funny.
Here I am thinking that you're going to fucking donate a goddamn Milo Pony bit.
You donate this shit.
Don't take stock advice from ghosts.
Oh, really?
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Okay, yeah, great.
He's completely ignorant of the nuances running a capitalist society.
The nuances of running a capitalist society.
Okay.
Oh, that's great.
XRM4.
Yeah, real fucking swift.
Real great advice.
Anyway, Zamboni driver.
Zamboni driver is next, and he said, ouch, in relation to this video.
So, oh, dude, I can't play this shit, dude.
What the fuck, man?
We tried to play this one time and we couldn't play it all.
I, for one, need a palate cleanser after that Ariana Ghost.
God knows shit.
Hey, dude, seriously, man, I cannot play age-restricted video.
I don't know why.
These are people that are in my fucking ghost show chat room that should know better than this shit.
You know, and I don't know what the fuck.
I don't know why the fuck they continue to do this, but I really don't appreciate this one fucking bit.
All right?
I cannot fucking show this crap.
Even though it is on YouTube, it's a fucking age-restricted fucking garbage.
And I've already tried to play this crap.
And I'm not going to play at all because it's a I don't want to get banned from D-Live, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm telling you, man, it's the fucking people that are in my goddamn chat room for fuck's sake.
Look at this.
It's this stupid scene.
It's this dumbass scene, for Christ's sake, where they split this guy's fucking body and hat through his ass crack or something.
I mean, this is fucking ridiculous, man.
You should know this.
All of you people should know that.
And by the way, I'm not going to show this whole fucking thing.
And if anybody who calls me a scammer, they're getting kicked the fuck out of here.
They're getting kicked the fuck out.
Alright?
I'm not joking.
I'm not showing this whole fucking scene.
And I really don't appreciate that people that are in my fucking chat room that know that, you know, maybe we shouldn't be fucking donating ghosts of this shit that could potentially get him banned from fucking platforms are actually fucking continuously fucking donating shit like this.
I don't fucking appreciate it.
Kick anybody that says scammer out.
Kick him the fuck out of here.
Kick him out.
Fucking piece of shit.
I mean, look, I don't really care.
I don't really care either way.
The thing is, oh, Jesus Christer's man ass, of course.
Always got to include man ass in this shit.
Helen is his main capitalist.
Here's some serious metal ghost.
I absolutely love it.
Let's fucking rage, brother.
All right, thank you very much.
Anyway, look, this is a naked man.
They got him naked.
They put him upside down.
They split his body in half from his ass crack.
Okay?
If y'all really want to go see it yourselves, go see it yourself.
I am really upset that we've got people that are in my fucking chat room that continue to fucking donate shit like this and know that I'm not going to fucking play it because I'm not going to get banned.
I am not going to get banned from another fucking platform because of you fucking morons.
All right.
Anyway, look, that's enough.
I'm not going to fucking play this.
All right, turn it the fuck off.
All right, I'm not playing this fucking crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't appreciate this shit.
I don't appreciate you people that are out here trying to fucking come and donate shit that obviously will get me banned off fucking D-Life.
I'm not going to play it.
Go fuck yourself.
Thank you for the 20.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right, Bob Wilkinson requested this one, said some metal to start off your day.
So hopefully it's metal and not some fucking movie depiction of somebody getting split in half from their asshole.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh, yeah.
And here we go again.
Here we go with this shit.
Hold on.
I got to.
I really, I swear to God, man.
No wonder people say that I've got the most toxic fucking community on the internet.
Because I do, man.
It's a bunch of fucking sick fucking assholes that have no consideration for anyone, anything, or anybody, dude.
It fucking pisses me off.
All right, here it is, folks.
Bob Wilkinson requested this, and, you know, it's fucking piss goblin.
I want to be a bitch.
You understand?
Here we go with this man to treat me like a woman and be like, get in the kitchen, bitch.
I mean, give me a break, man.
Sign on my ass as two at a drop.
Sign on my ass as two.
I mean, give me a break.
I want to be a bitch.
You understand that?
Sign on my ass as two and a drop.
Sign on my ass as two.
You fucking pieces of trash.
I want to be a bitch.
You understand that?
Sign on my ass as two at a time.
Sign on my ass as two.
I never said this.
This is a fucking splice, you fucking idiot.
I want to be.
You understand that?
It's fucking disgusting, it's fucking horrible It's fucking horrible I'm a convers who takes an empty ass.
Uncut pain is.
Uncut pain is.
The sign on my ass is two of the top.
Uncut pain is.
Uncut pain.
People have ruined my fucking butt, man.
Ha ha ha ha.
The sign on my ass.
The sign on my ass is two of the top.
You fucks, man.
Okay
You fucking motherfuckers.
Goddamn motherfuckers You fucking piece of shit Take the shit off.
Take it off.
All right, I've had just about enough of this shit.
I've had just about enough of this shit, especially from this asshole piss goblin who continues to make these fucking splicing ass videos.
I don't appreciate this one fucking bit, man.
All right.
First, I've got somebody by the name of Zamboni Driver who's a member of my fucking ghost show chat room trying to make me show something that could get me banned off fucking D-Live.
And now I've got this fucking asshole under the name Bob Wilkinson, which we all know is Piss Goblin, making stupid shit like that.
Enough Of Talking Dicks00:12:20
Now, everyone, all everybody out there knows it's a splice.
I would never say something like that.
All right, the sign on my ass says do not enter.
All right.
And by the way, uncut penises are fucking disgusting.
So, I mean, just you get just all my true fans know the truth, okay?
All my true fans know the truth.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Forget about what the hell you all just heard there.
Luna Pony.
Luna Pony requested this one and said, hey, ghost, glad you can finally get around to watching YouTube videos again.
Anyway, here's some more tenable, you lazy no-shoaler.
Okay, this better not be fucking tenable again, Luna Pony, you fucking piece of fucking brony shit.
This better not or my little pony crap.
The fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
If it's not tenable, if it isn't my little pony shit that pisses me off, it's fucking mashups for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Red Pillarian just dropped the diamond.
What the fuck?
Uncut penises?
What's next?
What's next on your gay?
You got a gay belt?
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm sorry, all right.
I just think that uncut penises look like a fucking balloon that's been fucking deflated.
It's fucking disgusting.
I mean, you got cock cheese and all kinds of shit going on in there.
The whole concept of it makes me want to puke.
I feel sorry for women and homosexual gay men that get off on that shit.
You got problems.
Anyway, feminist socialist with a diamond, so you find cut penises attractive.
That's not what I said, you fucking moron, all right?
Remember what the Jew said.
The Jew said when God comes back, it's going to be dicks out for God, and God's going to know who his chosen people are, dependent on those that who are cut and are uncut.
And those that are uncut, you are going to burnish and ban and burn in hell.
So anyway, play fucking Luna Pony's mashup here, for fuck's sake.
Here it is.
Luna Pony requested this.
All right?
Smash mouth with Lincoln Park.
I've seen it all now.
Seriously.
I mean, who has the time, effort, energy to do this garbage?
Hold on, pause this.
Watch.
If you make $1,000 a broadcast conservatively and you broadcast three nights per week for 50 weeks out of the year, you'll make $150,000.
I hope the IRS knows about this for your sake.
Yeah, everything's fine.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
Anyway, and by the way, I don't make anywhere near that.
You fucking people that count my shekels, you make it sound like I'm making thousands of dollars or something.
I make a few hundred bucks a night, and you fucking people are crawling up my asshole.
All right, so shut up.
Just shut up and listen to fucking Luna Pony's mashup here and shut your ass, all right?
All right.
All right, you all, you all enjoy this stupid mashup bullshit.
You'll never know if you don't go.
It makes me sick.
I mean, who does this?
Seriously, man.
Anyone, y'all like this?
Y'all like this garbage?
Don't play with the Rabbi Association of America.
Why?
They drink the blood for the regenerative effects.
Fucking sick.
End genital mutilation be civilized.
Oh, Christ.
But this shouldn't be endorsed.
All right, well, whatever, all right?
Let me tell you something right now.
You pull your ding-a-ling out in front of a woman, and it's got like a cheesy smell to it.
Let's see how attractive she is to your fucking penis when it comes to her putting it in her fucking suckhole.
It ain't happening, all right?
I guarantee it, all right?
All right, just shut your mouth.
Can we stop talking about this?
Just imagine everybody in the room wants to talk about dicks now.
Everybody wants to talk about dicks and how shiny they are and how, you know, uncut ones look like, you know, pretty and youthful and natural, and cut ones look like Nazi helmets standing up for the Third Reich.
All right, enough of dicks.
All right, what the hell is this?
5150.
Ghost is the man with the plan for two bucks.
Well, thanks a lot.
Anyway, here it is.
Play the rest of fucking Luna Pony's fucking mashup up in here while all these people got dicks on their mind for heaven's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I can barely stand on it.
I gotta take him first.
The drink is hard, but your man gets done.
So what you do is so I just see.
So I throw it back in the back streets.
You'll never know if you don't go.
You'll never shine if you don't go.
Hey now, you're not stopping if you get my go.
Hey now, you're not strong.
Somebody lost.
How could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself.
I'm sorry, I had to take a break.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
What a concept.
I hate listening to mashups.
What?
I've never had that problem.
No shortage of women.
I take showers and bathe myself.
I guess folks who are too lazy to bathe are the ones that agree with genital mutilation.
Are you just like drinking baby foreskin blood and infant flesh?
Look, listen.
Look, look, dude, listen, all right.
I'm just saying that you notice that in pornographic material, in straight pornographic material, it's mostly cut men that are fucking the badass chicks.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Foreskin, it's disease.
It's, you know, it's, I mean, Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, some of these guys, you could smell the cheese from their fucking pants.
I mean, they don't bathe for a day or two, and before you know it, they smell like a fucking hundred-year-aged cheddar cheese that just slowly got sliced.
All right, look, can we stop talking about dicks, please?
I know that you guys are all of a sudden phallic infatuated.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Well, the air's not coming and they don't stop going.
Fucking people are talking about this!
Hey, everybody that's getting banned.
You better stop talking shit.
Red Pillion just donated a diamond.
Texas cheese fine graded.
Also, you skipped my diamond.
I skipped your fucking diamond.
What are you talking about?
Red Pillion.
I'll get a cheesy woman that can make pussy cheese.
You want me to read that diamond, you fucking dumb sick fuck?
All right.
Anyway, that was Luna Pony with that little mashup there.
Real fucking funny.
And look, everybody is still talking about dicks in the chat room.
Can you stop talking about penises, please?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20.
Jesus Christ.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Yeah, baby, my Trump bucks just came in, so enjoy the vid.
Also, unban me.
Unban you?
Well, then don't call.
Look, the only reason that you get banned in here is because you call me a scammer or some shit, which I am not.
And secondly, you're posting fucking anime pornographic material.
All right, that's what's getting you fuckers banned.
So if you're getting banned because of that, you people need to stop doing that shit, all right?
Or Distillen is going to fucking kick you the fuck out.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
So I would strongly behoove each and every one of you that are out there talking garbage to yours truly to stop acting like some fucking Webo-infested piece of shit.
But it's like talking to a brick wall for Christ's sake.
All right, it's like talking to a brick wall.
Let's continue.
whore to the floor requested this one here dicks are i'm not gonna say that you You get it.
All right.
If you think that, that's your fucking problem.
All right.
Anyway, Horde of the Floor requested this one.
Didn't say anything.
So let's see what Horde of the Floor has requested for a $20, $20 up in here.
And what the hell is this, Piss Goblin?
Hashtag Ghost for Boring Show 2020.
Yeah, that's why you're sitting here listening to it, you fucking piece of crap.
And Distillen dropped the diamond and said it's not rocket science.
No anime porn, no scambler.
All right, very simple, you dumb fucking idiot.
All right, and look, people are saying, well, you're against free speech, ghost.
Do you understand that this is my fucking show?
That this isn't a democracy, you fucking pieces of shit.
Don't you understand that?
That I and this show am Ghostler!
Lut Schlogen Schriegan Schlongen Schlagen!
Volkswagen!
This is my show!
And I will do whatever the fuck I want to do!
Do you understand me?
Lotschlogen, Schriegen Schlagen, Volkswagen!
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ, and Yulrich Jalar, Miss Anthro.
I already unbanned Miss Anthro Puncine.
I don't know what the hell.
I don't know why they got banned, but they're unbanned now, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, here it is.
This one was requested by the whore on the floor.
So let's go ahead and take a look at what the whore on the whore.
What, Piss Goblin, you fucking shithead?
Hashtag ghosty poo anti-free speech 2020.
I don't really give a shit, piss goblin, all right?
And the boy Jake with a diamond, don't call him ghostler, by the way.
Dude, Jesus Christ.
Can you just shut up and listen to the whore on the floor fucking request, please?
Jesus Christ.
And what the hell is this?
The myth of autism, how a misunderstood epidemic is destroying our children.
Oh, this is perfect.
This is perfect.
This is perfect.
Cheesy, dick.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You always stare at the cut penises and porn.
Dude, just, can you just shut up, please?
I mean, you guys are infatuated about talking about dicks.
You want to know what I want to talk about right now?
I want to talk about fake autism.
That's what I want to talk about.
Play this fake fucking bullshit.
I got to take him.
I'm rhetoric.
I'm rhetoric.
I get it.
Get out of Todd Red Out of Jail Free COD.
And what is this?
Piss Goblin?
Ban My Pussy.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You would.
You would.
Play this autism here.
Fake Autism Epidemic00:07:23
Autism.
Autism.
A bunch of bullshit.
That's an increase of 57%.
57% Since 2002.
Wait, did they say 57% of kids are diagnosed with autism?
Is that what they're trying to say in this?
Autism is 1% of the children.
The reality is if we're not really dealing with something called autism, we're dealing with a bunch of children who are ill.
Look, let's be honest, okay, pause this.
Let's be honest.
You want to know why kids are becoming fucked up nowadays?
Because back in my day, all right, what is it, Red Pillion, Cheesler, and the Bluetooth, all right, experience cheese autism, or whatever, asshole.
The reason why we're experiencing all these autistic, you know, mental issues when it comes to children is because what ghost stop farting.
My tummy hurts, and I really can't stop making a tooty poop.
Well, you're a little fat in the ass, aren't you?
You're a little bit tummy and smell gassy McPherson.
Yeah, yeah, you're a little fat in the ass, dude.
You probably have a lot of ailments wrong with you, no offense, all right?
Anyway, you know what this comes down to?
Women that are just spontaneously having children as opposed to planning having children.
I mean, lest we forget that most of these bitches just find out they're pregnant once they've already been to the club and the bar and have been chugging down whatever their fucking latest libation is and smoking marijuana and smoke.
I mean, this is what it is, okay?
All right, I mean, let's stop pretending that, oh, this is just some miraculous thing that's happening to our phenomena.
It's because back in my day, when people wanted to have children, they planned to have children.
That meant that women weren't out here drinking and smoking and eating unhealthy fucking fast-fried foods and all this other bullshit.
You know that?
And this is why we have such an epidemic of children that not only have autism and ass burgers, but cancers and that come out deformed, etc.
Because nobody plans to have children anymore, okay?
All they do is they go out to the bar and open their legs up to something that looks good in a leather jacket with slick back hair and flipping a nickel, chewing on a toothpick.
They give it up to this son of a bitch.
No condom, no nothing.
They ejaculate in their uterus pipe.
Nine months later, a damn baby comes out.
And in the process, in the process of that baby developing, in the formative weeks and months, this dumb bitch doesn't have a care in the world.
She doesn't know she's pregnant.
She's going out, drinking up a storm.
She's out here smoking marijuana, smoking cigarettes, doing all the unhealthy shit while she's got a child in her womb developing.
This is why we have such an epidemic of fucking autism, of childhood, cancers, of all these ailments that you're seeing out here.
And Red Pillarion was saying the 50s new text caused it.
Thanks, the author, whatever, you idiot.
All right.
It's the fact that women aren't planning to have children.
Do you understand that?
You have to plan to have children so that your child, during the formative months of it developing from a cellular organism to an actual body, they have to have the proper nutrients to do so.
And it's in those three months that are the most important.
As a matter of fact, the first month is most important because it develops from a cellular structure to an actual body.
And if all mom is doing is boozing it up and smoking and eating fatty fried foods, you're going to have a major problem with that kid when it comes into this earth.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
All right.
I have a 16-inch uncut chopstick fat man.
I bet you can't even see those three balls underneath your blood.
All right, whatever, vice chairman, fried rice.
Okay, great.
Ping pong pang.
Still not my fault.
China virus, asshole.
China virus, you fucking chink.
All right, we've got feminist socialists.
Where are the guys cut or uncut during this time?
Dude, shut up.
Play the rest of this autistic shit.
He stopped looking at us.
He stopped responding to his name.
You'd say it over and over again: Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.
And just no acknowledgement.
He started to become less interactive, less eye contact.
He wasn't engaging in activities that kids his age were participating in.
He was putting his hands over his ears, sensitive to sound.
Oh my God.
Maybe because you don't tell your child what to do.
Maybe because you're trying to negotiate with a fucking one, two, three, four-year-old child, you dumb fucking idiots.
And what is this?
Red pillory, and babies are God's creation, you pagan NWO shill.
Okay, all right.
Not that nutrition has anything to do with the development of the biological structure of that fucking life.
You're going to leave it to God's hands.
That's great.
All right.
What?
What?
Hello, son.
Look, I know you're upset about how I treated you.
Joe Biden here.
I'm learning.
I now know it's not appropriate to suck your tits.
But all I wish is for you to come home.
I want to cradle my baby boy like I've done long ago.
Miss you.
Go buy it.
We get it.
We get it.
Get the fuck out of here.
Jesus Christ.
He would lay on the floor and watch the wheels just go.
And that's all he did.
So what?
Was kind of really in her own little world.
So he or she's eccentric.
Big fucking deal.
What?
Now we've got to classify him as autism and then deliver all kinds of psychotropic drugs to these poor young kids at a young age.
Give me a fucking break.
You're a fucking lazy parent.
Shut up.
Somehow we're writing it all off as autism and psychological.
It's impossible for a developmental or genetic disorder to ever become an epidemic, and yet we are condemning these parents and children to no future.
Because they didn't plan to have these children.
These children are a byproduct of the unhealthy lifestyles of the polluted womb of their mothers.
You know it and I know it.
That maybe I should look into.
I mean, look at this bitch.
I don't know this bitch, but just by looking at her, it's my opinion that she's about 40 years worth of booze and smoke.
Give me a break.
He would probably never perform independently.
Hey, look at this red pillory and what is this?
Donate a diamond.
Drugs are natural from the earth.
Praise Jesus.
Yeah, what a facetious bunch of shit.
AK talk with a diamond like all those bingos with FAS.
I don't know.
Okay, great.
Preschool teacher at the time said she questioned his ability to learn.
And that was devastating.
You know, to have to have someone tell you that they didn't.
I mean, in my opinion, does this bitch look like a partier?
This bitch looks like she patronized the club, in my opinion, every fucking weekend.
Box Fan Obsession Explained00:14:57
This isn't a partier.
This isn't some bitch who fucking, you know, knocks him down.
Give me a break.
I didn't care for anyone in the same way that other people did.
And that he would never have emotional connections to other people.
The speech pathologist said, your child will never.
Look at this.
Look at that.
Don't you listen.
Isn't there a common theme, in my opinion, as it relates to these women?
They look pretty weathered in the face.
And when you look pretty weathered in the face, that means that you'd like to go to the club.
Huh?
I bet you this bitch was making a drop to fucking 50 Cent music about 20 years ago, and now she's wondering why her kids are all fucked up.
Get the fuck out of here.
That's a really hard pill to swallow.
I mean, come on.
Swallow it.
You two touch my tits and hold me and do so much more.
You definitely got my vote, Joe.
Trump's hands are too small to grab my boyfriend.
Great, great.
That's great.
And Red Pillarion, you mean ghost?
These women have it hard, man, pig.
Have it hard.
They took it hard.
That's why they got a fucking kid now that's got some fucked up problems.
Watch families go to experts around the country, go to leaders around the country, and realize that those experts, those leaders, have completely turned their back on these families.
They are desperate.
They need help.
And that's supposed to be our job as pediatricians.
Well, it's not.
I think everybody knows now that the medical healthcare industry right now does not have your best interest at hand.
You all have to know this now.
I mean, ever since Obamacare was enacted, people have gotten more sick.
There's a lot more diagnoses of cancer.
And the reason is, is because this healthcare system is based around health insurance paid for by patients, which is a complete scam.
And fuck you, piss goblin.
It's a complete scam.
I mean, there is a vested interest now for a doctor to make sure that you're sick because they get paid through the insurance company.
They get paid through Medicare.
So it encourages them to find something wrong with you so that they can get paid.
And let me tell you, if you think that you're safe because you've got great insurance, I beg to differ with you.
I think that the better insurance you have, the more likely you're going to get diagnosed with cancer.
The more likely you're going to get diagnosed with some weird ailment that's going to require tests, that's going to require pharmaceuticals, etc.
Mark my words.
The better fucking insurance you have, the easier your insurance will pay with whatever your practitioner says is wrong with you.
That's what's wrong with today's health insurance.
And healthcare, excuse me, we need to take out patient-side insurance.
We need to eliminate patient-side insurance.
Anyway, Red Pillarion says, hell no, Obama was king.
Man, we live in, yeah, all right, whatever, asshole.
Play the rest of this shit, all right?
When we get in this world of autism, what, you moron?
We get it, ghost.
You have an autism fetish.
I'm sorry, ghost, but my ass is taken by Joe Biden.
You can't have my ass.
Quit talking about my autism.
You're not funny, dude.
Everybody already has already come to the consensus, if you've been reading the chat room, that you're not a funny person.
So, just letting you know, all right?
As a matter of fact, is this Art Hammond here?
There's two million people.
The first camel jockey case of autism on you to make your kid better.
Jude had nine doctors and therapists.
Oh, Jude had nine doctors.
And oh my god.
Oh, my God, Jude.
I swear, ghost, I'm done trolling.
Oh, wait, I'm not.
I'll donate from that toy store I like to hang out at as a grown adult.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a hypocrite, ghost.
Of course, of course.
I mean, look, I don't want to talk about Art Hammond, all right?
He's just some fat fucking westernized camel jockey that, you know, thinks that he's funny, but he's a fucking try-hard tard, all right?
Anyway, let's look.
Let's do this for 30 more seconds.
Till five, doing behavior modification.
I mean, he was put through it.
Really put through it.
It was really, really hard to watch.
It was at that time we found something on the internet about this doctor, Dr. Goldberg.
He would actually do blood tests and see if there's any type of medical reason for this.
And what did Dr. Goldberg said?
Are y'all partying when you conceive these children?
Realize we have a massive medical epidemic affecting the brains and bodies of these children.
Of course, thank you, Dr. Goldberg.
Thank you, Dr. Goldberg, all right?
Yeah, whatever, Art Hammond.
All right, you're already pissing everybody off in the chat.
They want me to kick you out.
So, you know, it is what it is.
Red Pillrian says, I'm not lying.
This is sad and it's wrong.
You're mean.
Yeah, well, whatever.
All right.
Anyway, Dr. Goldberg must agree with me because there's something wrong with them physically.
And what it comes down to is these fucking mothers who, once they're impregnated, they continue drinking.
They continue smoking.
They continue to go eat the fatty foods and all this other bullshit.
And as a result, you have a fucking tarred kid.
All right.
Now, look, if you want my opinion, I think that what we should be doing to autists is not coddling them.
Mr. Tommy Andy Albin, your pink 2009 Hummer H3T will be ready for pickup.
King Hummer, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I would never even, I'd never even get a Hummer.
Yeah, try hard Hammond.
Yeah, no, no shit.
Try hard Art Hammond is right, dude.
Ultimate try hard.
Now, you want to know what I think that should happen to these autists?
What we should do and what parents should do is help facilitate their obsessions.
Help facilitate their obsessions so that they can be experts in their obsessions and potentially be productive members of society, even with their personality idiosyncrasies.
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to show you a perfect example of parents allowing their autistic children to, you know, go ahead and go nuts when it comes to their obsessions.
And because the parents just let the child go nuts with its obsessions, all of a sudden the child is an expert, an unbelievable expert at its obsessions.
Let me give you an example here.
I'm looking through my history, and unfortunately, all of my history is bombarded with the garbage that you people have fucking donated.
So I've got to search deep in the history so I can, here it is, right here.
Here's a perfect example, all right?
Here's a perfect example right here.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
This is what every parent of every autist Asperger kid needs to do.
They should facilitate their obsession.
Take a look at this.
take a look at this take a look at this autistic That's autism.
Oh, throw autists into asylums.
Throw autists into asylums.
I'm not going that far there, derwicking, but I'm saying facilitate their obsessions.
Here's a kid that's obsessed with fans.
He's obsessed with fans.
All right.
This is what should happen.
All right.
Partly because of the chemicals like fluoride in the water as well as the shit in the food that the government pushes.
Well, that's partly true.
To counteract this is with a super male vitality pill only for $45.
Play the rest of this shit.
All right?
This kid is obsessed with fans.
And if your kid is this autistic, why don't you let him go nuts with fans?
I'm a dream so bright at 11 years old that I collect fans.
I thought it was kind of a strange thing to collect.
I have about 200 fans.
I have pedestal fans.
This is a Holmes pedestal fan.
And the reason I bought it?
These blades.
Table fans.
This is a fanimation urban shed.
Can I take the fans from my family?
All right, no, hold on.
Come back.
What the fuck can you all fuck off, all right, with the donations?
Yeah, all right, well then get out of here, Art Ham, and nobody's fucking telling you that we want you.
You're a fucking stupid, annoying camel jockeying shithead.
Take a shower, you fucking fat, greasy fuck.
Yeah, cringe art heyman.
Yeah, no shit.
Nobody fucking likes this fucking piece of shit.
All right, listen.
Box fans, this is a beautiful treasury.
Perfect example of a box fan treated well.
It's got a very great sound.
Listen to it on love.
This is what we should be facilitating autists and Aspergers and doing classic fans.
Just embracing their obsession.
Well, that's just a footstool.
Well, actually, as you can see, when I lift it up, there's a fan, motor, and blade.
Well, I always had a rule about not collecting ceiling fans.
This is a 1980 Hunter Original.
This is a Hunter Model 22450.
This is a portable ceiling fan.
Notice how it twists like that.
My first thought was.
Hold on.
Look.
Stop donating.
All right, everybody, just stop donating, right?
Blah, blah, blah.
This is fucking boring.
All right, well, fuck you, Luna.
But you're a fucking brony.
Who gives it?
No, fuck you.
Yeah, we're not going to see that for another two hours.
Who gives a fuck?
My first memory with Reese with fans is probably 18 months to two.
18 months to two.
It's the way the fans look.
How nice they are.
Yes, that is quite beautiful, isn't it?
I started collecting fans when I was three, and I'm still collecting fans now that I'm 11.
So I've been collecting for eight long years.
The first fan I had, it was Galaxy by Lasco box fan.
I'm about a year or two old.
It was just a standard box fan, and he played with it all the time.
It was in this kind of cabinet, and I had a badge up here that said Galaxy by Lasco.
Well, when he was around three, the motor just burned out.
My dad threw it out because I didn't know anything about fans then.
And who wants the box fan just sitting around the house?
That doesn't work, so I threw it out.
Since then, I've been looking for this exact same fan.
It would help fill a box fan-sized hole in my heart.
He goes in the computer several hours a week looking for another Galaxy by Lasco.
I've been looking for that Galaxy by Lasco forever.
I just love that thing, but I can never find one.
It's like as if it's trying to escape me.
I mean, just, I mean, do you understand?
And by the way, this kid is now a fan expert.
He's selling fans.
He's fixing fans.
And I know some of you are looking at this kid and saying, what a waste of time.
But if you're fixing fans, that means that you have some understanding of motor technology.
And if you have some understanding of motor technology, you can apply what you know about motors and apply it to other applications.
And you see, this is where we need to start fundamentally nurturing the intellectual curiosity of every fucking child in this country.
All right.
So all of you people can sit here and talk all kinds of shit about this kid because he's got an obsession with fan, but he understands the idea of motors.
And if he understands motors and how to fix them at 11 years old, that application can go into motors into other types of applications.
And this is what we're missing in this country.
This is what the educational system, the public education system, has robbed from children.
All right?
I mean, that's why if anything comes good out of this quarantine situation, it should be that it should have everyone recognize that we don't need public education anymore.
That public education is the biggest waste of money of all time, and we don't need it.
And it's actually having a very adverse effect on our society to have public education.
I mean, why are we forcefully having all these children think alike all of a sudden?
Anyway, let me move on.
I was just trying.
I'm just saying, dude.
I'm just saying.
All right, and look, Chandler, yeah, the kids are definitely the definition of a fanboy.
Don't quit your fucking day job, all right?
You're not a Jewish comedy writer, Chandler.
All right, so shut the fuck up.
All right, anyway, we've got Andrew.
Andrew here requested this $20, $20 and said, meanwhile in Florida.
Let's take a look at what Andrew has requested here.
Meanwhile in Florida.
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What the hell is this?
Is this some kind of AT?
All right, here it is.
Shackles can be even better.
Is that a sewer?
Is that a fucking sewer?
Fans, how about plastic chairs?
All right, well, whatever.
All right, we'll get to women are stinky holes.
We'll get to yours in just a second.
What do you got?
A flashlight?
What the hell is this?
There's a fucking what is that?
Somebody in the fucking sewer?
And Kans Abuser, whenever it applies to repairing electric fans, just like Ghost says, also applies to anything involving involving electric motors.
Electronics repair isn't really too difficult if you take your time.
He's actually right.
That's what I'm saying, Kans Abuser.
I mean, instead of stopping the intellectual curiosity of somebody who may be interpreted as autistic or ass burger, help facilitate that.
I know all these jag offs in here are fucking laughing at the kid because he likes he's got obsessions with fans, but if he knows how to fix it, which he does, then he understands motors.
And if you understand motors, that application can go on any scale.
And look, never mind.
It's going over your fucking heads.
Play the rest of this shit, all right?
Crackhead crawling through sewers.
Stop The White Genocide00:08:50
Where'd you go in?
Singing amazing grace on what side?
In that fucking retention pond over there?
Yep.
Looking for your cat.
Yep.
Oh, you got yourself in a fucked up position.
What the fuck?
I don't.
Are you hiding from somebody?
Nope.
So what the fuck are you doing in here?
This motherfucker's singing Amazing Grace.
Look at this shit.
This is fucking nuts.
This is some shit straight out of fucking horror movie, man.
Meanwhile, in Florida.
Yeah, dog.
You in the fucking gutter, man.
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know, bro.
I'm following instructions.
I'm just following instructions, man.
Oh, my God.
Meanwhile, in Florida.
I had a fucking Allen key.
I had a fucking.
I'm telling you, man, Florida.
Hold on, pause.
This Florida.
Let me tell you something.
What is this?
Kans Abuser.
True story of how my 1981 Sun Sun table fan is still kicking to this day.
Same with my antique fan from 1924.
An all-American Western Electric made by Robbins and Myers.
Yes, Western Electric used to make other stuff besides telephone equipment.
And, you know, Kansas Abuser is right, man.
I mean, you know, why are we stopping children that are supposedly deemed autistic or Asperger's?
Why are we stopping their intellectual curiosity and their obsessions?
Why aren't parents helping facilitate that?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I just don't understand it.
I don't understand it for Christ's sake.
And by the way, since this is happening in Florida or this little crawling through the sewer shit happening in Florida, Florida is literally geographically and literally the colon of America.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
All the fucking shit, all the garbage in America somehow just kind of, you know, is just shoved down in this little colon fucking Florida shit.
I don't know.
Play the rest of this.
You're stuck in the goddamn gutter, man.
Is it Derek?
No, it ain't Derek, man.
Hey, Red Pillar, Sewers.
Hey, man.
What the hell did you say?
Fucked, man.
And propane.
All right, yeah, no shit.
Sorry, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're trapped in the goddamn gutter, man.
Yeah, I know, I see you.
You're trapped in the gutter, man.
I've got to call you some help, man.
And you know, by the way, for all you white nationalists that are in here listening, I'd just like to point out that that's a white man in that gutter right there.
And he is being looked at weird, you know, in a weird capacity by some ethnically ambiguous person.
Listen to the ethnic twang of the person saying, man, you in the gutter, man.
You know what I'm saying?
And they're skunkler.
Can't listen lately, but thought you would appreciate some real gangsta.
Oh, yeah?
Well, no shit.
Anyway, once again, white man in the gutter.
Look at this.
What's the fuck are you doing?
You're trapped in the goddamn gutter, man.
I don't know.
Is that the pet Mexican?
I had to call you some help, man.
I had to call you some help, man.
I'm just saying, you know, listen, I keep hearing these white nationalists talk about how there's some white genocide going on and yada, yada, yada.
If that's the case, if there's white genocide going on, I'm going to give you the solution.
And I know some people in here are going to roll their fucking eyes in the back of their fucking head when I say this, but you know what?
I don't give a shit.
All right.
What?
Knocked out ghosts.
This kid was pretty sweet.
He enjoys what he's doing and he's hurting no one.
Leave him.
He could be doing worse with his time.
I even go further than you, ghost.
We should be encouraging kids to do technical stuff in childhood.
Better than cartoons.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Anyway, the point of knocked out ghosts.
I don't like your name, but I agree with that.
First of all, if you want to end white genocide right now, all of you white males right now, easy thing to do.
You don't have to raise up.
You don't have to cause political violence.
You don't have to do anything other than to bang and impregnate as many blonde-haired, blue-eyed women as you possibly can.
It's that fucking simple.
But you know something?
You can't bang blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks because blonde-haired, blue-eyed women don't want to fuck you.
And why?
Because most of the fucking idiots that obsess over cartoon fetish women, aka anime, and hentai, they're mostly a bunch of white coddled pieces of fucking shit.
Okay?
Most of the man children that are out here obsessed with their childhood buying tutty rexmins at fucking 35 years old.
All right.
I mean, there's a fucking guy on Twitter, or excuse me, on YouTube, calls himself the LA Beast, okay?
The LA Beast is a 36-year-old man, and he is proud to have not only the Tutty Ruxman bear, but also the full set of Pee Wee's Playhouse.
The full set and every figurine therein.
I mean, do you understand?
This has got to stop.
This fucking man-children bullshit has got to stop.
Do you think that women that are hot pieces of white ass, do you think that they're going to be creaming out their pantyhose when you show them your little fucking toy collection?
Do you think that women that are prime white pieces of ass are going to get wet when you show them your waifu?
When you take them to Comic-Con and all this other bullshit?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
You fucking white nationalists, I am telling you what to do.
Bang as many blonde-haired blue-eyed bitches and impregnate them.
And you know what the fucking response is by white people when I tell them this?
But ghost, you don't understand.
If I go and impregnate a white woman, she's going to divorce me and take me for 50% of what I have and probably have me pay child support.
So there's a price for white genocide is what you're saying, white folks.
Huh?
So there is a price for white genocide.
You see, this goes to show you that you folks that are out there that are so whack power, whack power, white power, you're not willing to do whatever it takes to stop the white genocide.
You've already put a price on it.
You hear yourselves?
This isn't stopping the black men from fucking and impregnating white women.
This sure as hell ain't stopping the Mexicans from doing the same damn thing.
I'm just simply stating you fucking white dudes need to step your game up and step your chain up.
And you need to recognize that the only thing that's promoting white genocide is you.
Is fucking you and your lame fucking obsession for fucking childhood bullshit.
Your lame obsession for cartoon women.
Your lame obsession for fucking Comic-Cons and all this bullshit.
It's very easy.
If you really care about the white race, all you've got to do is bang and ejaculate as many fucking blonde hair, blue-eyed bitches as possible.
And the white race lives on.
And the white race lives on.
So, I mean, I'm just saying, you know, you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.
If you really care about white America, then go out there and have as many kids as you possibly can, you dumb fuck.
Go out there and have as many kids as you fucking can.
Stop the white genocide that you all are promoting by being a bunch of fucking soyboy, man children, bunch of shit.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let's continue going here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Government Post Office Control00:15:13
Who the hell's next?
Who the hell's next?
We've got another one by Andrew back to back.
Andrew, back to back.
And he said, another great John Stossel video.
Well, Andrew, thank you very much for the last video.
That was very interesting.
Some fucking crackhead crawling through the goddamn gutter.
Let's take a look at Andrew's back-to-back video request, another John Stossel video, okay?
Here, put the PC shot on.
Let's take a look at this.
I love John Stossel videos.
Go ahead, all right?
Let's take a listen to this.
Government can run the post office.
Post office.
They buy commercials like businesses do.
We deliver, we deliver.
But real businesses can't lose billions every year.
Yeah, of course not.
And let me tell you something about the goddamn post office.
You want to take a look at bureaucracy and government-run shit at its worst.
Go and try to go to a post office and you got to try to mail something, a package.
These fucking people that are working behind the desks act as if you're fucking disturbing them from doing nothing.
Okay?
This is why the post office is losing money because the people who work there are a bunch of fucking lazy bureaucratic shitheads.
Okay?
Has anybody ever been to a post office and tried to fucking mail something?
They fucking take the deep breaths like, okay, what can I do for you?
Like, you're bothering them.
You're supposed to do a fucking job.
And you know the thing about it is most of these goddamn fucking people that are working for the post office are making abnormally above the median income of America and they're still pissing and moaning.
Fuck the fucking post office and fuck everybody who works for it too.
$16 billion last year.
The post office loses money even though they don't pay sales taxes.
They don't pay property taxes.
They don't pay their parking tickets.
With advantages like that, how does the post office lose money?
It loses money.
I'll tell you how it loses money before this fucking guy even gets into it.
Okay.
It loses money by this fucking over-inflated amount of pay that they give everybody from the guys who deliver you your package to the fucking idiot flinging fucking letters around in the fucking goddamn the post office headquarters.
All right.
And look, Winter the Wolf dropped a diamond.
No problem with the post office, just delivery drivers.
Well, lucky you, you've got your probably a small town post office.
Out here in San Antonio, we got a lot of fucking Mexicans that are in the post office through nepotism.
And that's another thing that they don't talk about in the post office.
A lot of nepotistic shit going on in the post office.
But I'll tell you, the inflated wages that these goddamn post fucking people are getting paid and the goddamn retirements.
Oh my God.
Just imagine how much the retirements are costing the government when it comes to these retired fucking useless pieces of shit post office workers.
Check out this little post office in Massachusetts.
Hi.
This is one of hundreds that on average bring in less than $700 a month.
I don't blame her.
But a real business would close a store that can't cover even her salary, let alone other costs.
Never mind that.
Congress says post offices must serve all of America.
But there's another post office a mile down the road.
In fact, there are five others within a few miles.
I mean, this is bullshit.
Thank you, Stossel, for bringing this shit up.
Close to each other.
Even the locals see the excess.
I mean, no shit.
Of course, of course.
What?
Engineers.
Engineers' choice.
That's very hospitable of you there, Fox McLeod.
Andrew requested this John Stossel piece.
Close these post offices.
We're working on it.
What do you mean you're working on it?
A business just does it.
We're expected to operate like a business, but Congress has not allowed us the flexibility to operate like a business.
Mickey Barnett.
Now it's Congress's fault.
You see, here come the bureaucratic excuses.
Well, Congress's fault.
And I'm sure Stossel is going to talk to somebody who oversees the committee as it relates to the post office, and they're going to say, well, it's not our fault.
It's the Senate's fault.
It's an old law's fault.
Fucking, I hate bureaucrats, dude.
On your website.
Fucking piece of shit.
Ben Franklin, the Postal Service has grown and changed with America.
But you don't change.
You're a government monopoly.
You barely change.
250,000, less fewer employees than we had.
But you don't fire anybody.
No.
If government did fire people.
Did you hear that?
They don't fire anybody.
Did y'all hear that?
That's why these fucking idiots can get away with being such shitheads to you whenever you go to a post office.
They don't fire these fucks.
I once went to one of those privately run courier offices to drop off a package an item I needed to RMA.
And holy shit, the place looked like some alcoholic dad's messy workshop.
And I felt guilty as fuck disturbing them from their daily dicking around.
That's what government-funded anything is going to give you, boats.
That's why government-funded shit sucks all the time.
All the time.
Hellbent on seeing the U.S. Postal Service die.
So the managers just wait for workers to quit or retire.
Attrition is kinder.
That's why you do it.
Well, we have union contracts that also have all union contracts.
Fucking unions, you fucking pieces of shit.
I fucking hate unions.
All right, you want to know why I hate unions?
Oh, fuck, I forgot the PC shot.
You want to know why I fucking hate unions?
Because they make products worse.
Because it allows a group of people to get paid an exuberant amount of money for doing something very menial.
And as a result, because they know they're going to get the big paycheck, the menial job that they do do, they do it half-ass.
How can you run a business that way?
It's part of being a quasi-governmental entity that that's how the cookie crumbles.
That's your tax money that's crumbling.
Private delivery services like FedEx continue to thrive while the Postal Service bleeds billions.
FedEx, UPS, and others make billions because they innovate and cut costs.
Postal officials like Mickey Barnett try to do that.
Try to close money off the bank.
A.K. Talk dropped the diamonds saying unions and governments is the worst.
Political pressure.
Congress can kill any major change.
Close post offices?
Jesus, what?
Ghost if government didn't run anything.
What about MUH roads?
What about my roads?
What about my roads?
Well, we could privatize those as well.
All right.
I mean, that's a municipality and a state thing.
All right.
That's why when you go from state to state, the fucking roads look a lot different, okay?
And that's how the state allocates its funds, whether it's sales tax, whether it's corporate enterprise taxes, the whole array of state taxes.
I mean, you got to take, you have to have taxes to fish out of the fucking ocean.
You know that?
You got to have a fucking permit to fish out of the ocean.
So it just depends on how the state allocates its resources.
What's keeping the fucking United States Postal Service up and running is federal income tax.
Federal income taxes, which are supposed to be used to, you know, have the federal government run all these dumbass programs like Social Security and Medicare and all this other bullshit.
Not this stupid fucking entity called the United States Postal Service.
And Billy F.U. says, I have more problems with FedEx than UPS.
The only problem I have is the mailmen trespass in people's properties and wonder why they all get shit kicked in by their dogs.
Well, listen, I'm not a big fan of FedEx.
I think FedEx is, you know, probably the lower of the delivery totem pole.
But either way, man, I mean, we don't need to be spending these gross amounts of money to keep the goddamn United States Postal Service open when all it is, it's employing a bunch of useless people.
And that's what comprises the majority of the employees of the United States Postal Service.
Have you ever talked to somebody who worked for the post office?
They're fucking stupid.
All right, they're fucking dumb.
Why?
Because they have no incentive to learn anything other than to drive a fucking car and put mail into a mailbox or to stack packages in a fucking truck or flick letters from one place to the next in the goddamn United States Postal Service fucking headquarters.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, play the rest of this shit.
Just by adjusting benefit payments, not a change.
So these politicians aren't dumb.
What are they thinking?
They're thinking about re-election.
They can't be so short-sighted, can they?
They're supposed to be responsible.
Are we so dumb that we need to keep losing taxpayers' money?
You know, if the post office could charge anything it wanted, it probably would operate at a very substantial profit.
Not necessarily.
I think there's Democrat double talk.
Well, okay.
They have to beg you for permission, kiss your ring every time they want to do something.
The post office provides something that's extremely valuable and has to be maintained.
And that's universal service.
Oh, universal service.
Universal service means every American must get mail service.
Whether you live in the state of the world.
Yeah, what if you're homeless?
They even haul mail by mule to a remote town at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
As Senator Franken says, it's in the Constitution.
But it isn't.
Christ.
The Constitution says Congress has the power to establish post offices.
It doesn't have to, and it doesn't have to deliver mail to all of America.
It's in the Constitution.
What are you talking about?
It's in the Constitution that everybody gets mail.
Get the fuck out of here.
Suck Duck for Quack said, fuck Grayson.
He's a piece of shit.
If you go back to the history, it was private carriers that picked up the mail from the post office and took it the last mile.
You're damn right.
The Pony Express.
No shit!
Thank you.
Thank you very much, the fellow from the Cato Institute.
All right.
It was private writers that actually delivered the fucking mail from the government-funded post offices.
Get the fuck out of here.
Who says there needs to be universal service?
If I live way out in the boondocks, I can get email.
There are countries a lot poorer than the United States, including the Congo, that try to provide universal mail.
This guy's laughing!
This guy's fucking laughing at this shit.
Out of business.
In your government, I have to pick up the money.
These fucking bureaucrats think it's hilarious that they can spend our money at will.
People don't want post offices closed.
They don't want a cut in Saturday delivery.
Overwhelmingly, they are short-sighted and they want free stuff for themselves.
Aren't you supposed to be the grown-up who says, you know, in this case, you can't have it all?
I don't feel any sort of moral compulsion to shut down post offices when they don't want them shut down.
The public disagrees with you.
They do.
Most people want their post office closed.
That's because people are idiots.
All right, look, let's be honest.
Most people in America are a bunch of fucking morons.
Okay?
This is the same country that went into not, I mean, a very easy quarantine and the shutdown of private businesses over a fucking weaponized pneumonia.
So fucking people in America are fucking stupid.
The American public sucks, all right?
Anyway, Billy, if you just donated.
Hold on, let me wait until after this one.
Man, I miss the Pony Express.
Imagine getting mail from a cute Pegasus mail.
Anyway, Billy F.U. said, I almost kicked the shit out of my mailman after threatening my dog with pepper spray while trespassing on my property.
You know what the mailman will say?
Well, your mailbox is technically federal property.
That's what they'll say.
I'm not even kidding.
Anyway, that was the end of the stossel piece that was donated by Andrew.
Thank you very much, Andrew.
That was very the past two dodos were very, very insightful.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
This next one was requested by Gray Steele.
Gray Steele requested this one and said midget time, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
Midget time.
I'm sorry.
Did he just respond to they can get email with well, what about the Congo?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
What about it?
The Congo is not a fucking territory of the U.S. Either fix the post office or close it.
Dude.
God, I hate that two-faced political shit talking.
Thank you.
But that's how politicians get away with their shit.
Stop.
Don't touch me there.
This is my ghostler square.
All right, whatever, anonymous.
All right.
But that's how the government gets away with this shit.
That's how they're able to get away with the garbage that they've gotten away with.
I mean, just listen to me for a second, okay?
The United States was able to be persuaded to go and quarantine themselves in their house.
Force private businesses to stop because of some fucking weaponized, supposed pneumonia, okay?
Now, that goes to show you that a government made for the people and by the people isn't operating by the people.
And just to show you this is all the bailouts that have happened since we've been quarantined.
Everybody got a measly $1,200 fucking dollars in their fucking checking accounts or bank accounts or they got it by mail.
However, you got your $1,200.
Meanwhile, you had $9 billion going to Harvard University for some fucking reason.
You had $25 billion go to the Kennedy Center, who still laid off most of their staff after getting the $25 billion bailout.
You've got bailouts for airlines.
You've got bailouts for corporations.
You've got bailouts for all kinds of people.
I mean, we've already added at least $2 or $3 trillion to the debt just in this short time we've been quarantined.
And yet, what do the people get?
A measly $1,200 fucking dollars.
$1,200 fucking dollars for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is a fucking sham.
It is a money-making scheme.
I told you it was a cash grab.
I told you all it was a cash grab for Christ's sake.
COVID Cash Grab Scam00:15:26
And that's what it is.
All right.
I mean, if this was such an important issue, if the American public were truly in control of this government, none of that money would have gone to these fucking corporations.
Okay?
If anything, it should have gone to the American people that were forced to be prisoners in their own homes, that were forced to shut down their private businesses.
That's where the money should have went.
But you know what?
You know what the government did?
I'll tell you what.
What we're going to do out here in Washington, D.C. is we're going to give small businesses loans now.
How you like that?
The government's going to give you loans now.
And guess who they made in charge of dispensing the loans?
The banking system.
The banking system.
And you know what the banking system is doing?
They are charging massive amounts of fees, of document fees, of all kinds of different transactions in processing these loans that are supposed to go to small businesses that were afflicted by this COVID-19 nonsense.
Okay?
So, you know, I hate to say this, but the American public sucks.
If this was a government made for the people and by the people, then we would have never allowed what the government has done.
We would have never allowed what the government has done.
And Fox McCloud says, what more concerning is how many people are screeching about people who refuse to comply to the quarantine and demand that government prosecute people who don't want to stay home?
You know, that's what we're getting out here in Texas.
Texas is now opening up.
We're going to start opening up malls, movie theaters, and retail stores this Friday at 25% capacity.
And yet you've got people pissing and moaning that, oh, I don't want to open up my shop.
I don't want to go outside.
Well, stay home.
Stay home and don't open up your fucking business.
It's called freedom, you dumb fuck.
It's called freedom.
Oh, Christ, this pisses me off.
And by the way, aside from all that money that exchanged hands during all these bailouts, take a look at this, all right?
PC shot.
Take a look at this.
Fact check.
Hospitals get paid more if patient is listed as a COVID-19 victim and gets on a ventilator.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand?
You know what, Ghost?
Despite what happened in the Thunderdome chat, I prefer that server and the people in it way more than I do La Casa and the tards in there.
Those faggots can't run a server worth a shit.
Fuck those autists, especially Tiss and Rocket.
Well, hey, dude, that's drama.
I don't know what drama you're getting at there, Arn Hammond, but come on.
Johnny boy, I just tested positive for COVID.
I'm feeling okay, not great.
I appreciate your show.
Well, you just got the state that you're in paid because that's the fact check.
Hospitals are getting paid more.
Okay, let's read this here just so that everybody understands that these fucking doctors, these so-called fucking health care heroes, are getting paid out here, okay?
Let's take a look.
Okay, here it is.
Okay, because if it is a straightforward garden variety pneumonia that a person is admitted to the hospital for, if they're Medicare typically, the diagnosis-related group lump sum payment would be $5,000.
But if it's COVID-19 pneumonia, then it's $13,000.
And if it's COVID-19 pneumonia patient ends up on a ventilator, it goes up to $39,000.
Okay?
So once again, this whole fucking COVID-19 thing was a cash grab and people need to recognize that shit.
Read that right here one Mogan.
All right.
If it's diagnosed as COVID-19 pneumonia, then they get $13,000 a patient.
And if that COVID-19 pneumonia patient ends up on a ventilator, it goes up to $39,000.
Okay?
Now, I want to remind everybody that ventilators are not good for you.
Okay.
They are not good for you.
As a matter of fact, they've known this for years.
All right, put the PC shot on.
I hate to keep reminding people of this, but this right here is a publication by the Society of Anesthesiologists.
As you can see, there's the date, April 2001.
And what is the name of this piece?
Is Ventilator Associated Pneumonia, an independent risk factor for death?
Do you understand what that means?
Okay.
I mean, that fucking people, even in 2001, okay, were dying from these ventilators that the Society of Anesthesiologists, which is this publication, questioned whether or not it should be an independent risk factor for death.
So, and look, and you can sit over here and say these are InfoWars talking points.
I'm giving you fucking documentation here.
I'm giving you all fucking documentation from 2001.
This is the fucking Society of Anesthesiologists, you fucking shithead.
So, anyway, all I'm simply stating is all of you fools that were out here, you know, fucking, you know, I don't know, fucking putting the goddamn government on a pedestal.
Well, there you go, all right?
You fucking shitheads.
And what is this, Billy?
You hear about New York's Karen Snitch hotline, right?
Everyone's starting to send them so many dick pics, it wrecked it.
Legendary.
Well, there should be.
That's what should be.
Any kind of snitch line should be overrun by Lowell's warfare, if you want my opinion, all right?
And feminist socialists says China send all those ventilators on purpose.
Well, it's not just China, the ventilator itself, the ventilator itself is what's killing people.
All right, so, and I already showed you the guidance that the CDC is giving everybody as it relates to marking deaths, COVID-19, whether or not they did die of it or not.
All right, I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
Look, I know I go through this every show, but I'm going to go through it again.
I'm going to go through it again because you people need to recognize that the CDC is giving guidance to hospitals on how to mark death certificates, all right?
And ST Mike the Meme, Genie with a Diamond, like the fireworks police.
Yeah, no shit, all right?
No shit.
Look, hey, fuck all of you people that are like, hey, you know what?
Just move on with the show.
Fuck you.
You're the moron that's sitting at home as a prisoner in your own fucking house.
It's your fucking silence that's consent, you fucking stupid shithead idiots.
So fuck off.
If you don't like it, get the fuck out.
Put the PC shot on.
Once again, cdc.gov, all right?
This is the guidance that these fuckers are fucking telling the doctors in the hospitals to do.
All you got to do is read the conclusion.
And I'm going to read it again.
I've already read it on here a thousand times.
I don't give a shit if you don't like it.
An accurate count of the number of deaths due to COVID-19 infection, which depends in part on proper death certification, is critical to ongoing public health surveillance and response.
When a death is due to COVID-19, okay, it is likely the UCOD, which is other conditions, and thus it should be reported on the lowest line used in part one of the death certificate.
Ideally, testing for COVID-19 should be conducted, but it is acceptable to report COVID-19 on a death certificate without this confirmation if the circumstances are compelling within a reasonable degree of certainty.
Now, what the CDC is telling people is that even if you don't test this person who died of a heart attack, who died of cancer, who died of a blood clot, who died of whatever.
All right?
So long as they showed symptoms of COVID-19.
And by the way, yesterday, yesterday, they just added four or five new symptoms to COVID-19.
Isn't that convenient?
How convenient?
The CDC added more symptoms to what is supposed to be COVID-19 because they don't need to test you if you die.
So long as you had any of the symptoms defined by the CDC, you are going to be defined as death by COVID-19.
All right?
And it says it right fucking here.
All right, here.
Looks right fucking there.
Right here.
Okay?
You see this?
Right fucking there is where it says it.
Ventilators are fixing the boomer epidemic.
Erasing one chump at a time.
Mandatory ventilators for people born between 19 and 15.
Yeah, mandatory ventilators.
Use ventilators, folks.
Ventilators are what's killing people.
You know what these people need?
These people need oxygen therapy.
And that's why they laughed at Elon Musk.
Remember when Elon Musk, about a few months ago, he tried to donate some equipment to hospitals and the hospitals like, hey, Elon Musk, these are CPAP machines and oxygen tanks.
We need some ventilators, you dumb shit.
And who's laughing now?
Because Elon Musk is not a moron.
He realizes that the ventilators are what's causing fucking death.
Okay?
Once again, I want you all to read this.
And people want the goddamn, they want the fucking link.
Here's the damn link.
There's the damn link right there.
CDC.gov.
There it is right there while everybody's fucking spamming like a fucking shithead.
All right, there it is right there.
And read it the last line.
It says, ideally, testing for COVID-19 should be conducted.
But it is acceptable to report COVID-19 on a death certificate without this confirmation if the circumstances are compelling within a reasonable degree of certainty.
Now, if states are going to receive money, if states are going to receive money per COVID patient and per COVID patient that's on a fucking ventilator, what do you think they're going to possibly fucking do?
Jesus Christ.
Wake the fuck up, please.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's move on.
I'm sorry.
It has to be said, dude.
It has to be said.
Let me get back to the show here.
I'm just trying to let y'all know that this whole COVID-19 shit is a fucking piece of trash.
It is a cash grab.
It's a money grab.
And all of you idiots fell for it by being prisoners in your own home and putting a silly ass cloth over your fucking face.
And by the way, the robbers and the fucking criminals are now using the surgical masks to hold up fucking corner stores and shit now.
Can you believe that?
Yeah, that's great, isn't it?
We're trying to keep you safe.
And you got to put a silly ass fucking cloth over your face.
Even though putting a cloth over your face does nothing.
It does absolutely nothing.
It's a fucking, it's the most stupidest fucking recommendation I have ever heard in my life.
Fucking put a silly cloth over your face.
Get the fuck out of here.
Anyway, let's continue, folks.
My apologies.
I just, I have to kick some fucking knowledge here because some of these people, they're not going to fucking hear any of this.
They're not going to fucking hear any of this.
And they're just going to believe their shit fucking bag lying government.
And I ain't going to, oh, what?
No.
Oh, what?
Now all of a sudden I'm kicked off.
Now all of a sudden I got a blip.
It's always the same time I get a blip.
What the fuck's that about?
Same fucking time I always get a blip, dude.
Anyway, read Pillory and said it goes into the eyes.
Not only does it go into the eyes, the ears, the nose, the mouth.
Billy F.U. says, I'm more afraid of how the government is going to force us to take the vaccine.
Let me tell you something, folks.
I would be strongly advising you all against the fucking vaccine.
Because you know who's going to force you to take it?
It's going to be that sick-ass Fauci.
It's going to be that sick-ass fucking Fauci and Bill Gates.
And guess what?
Bill Gates and Fauci are old chums.
You know, and I don't understand why Bill Gates has all of a sudden become some kind of an overlord of this whole vaccination process and whatnot.
I don't get it.
And the boy Jake says, thanks for trying to shoot pearls at me once again.
Well, I hope so.
Anyway, put the PC shot on.
Take a look at this.
The dark truth about Fauci, Burricks, and Bill Gates and globalist elites.
Okay?
You need to take a look.
It goes into extensive, extensive investigation into Fauci, into Bill Gates, into Burricks.
And by the way, all these people are tied to the Wuhan Institute of Virology out there in Wuhan, China.
Every single one of these pieces of shit are tied to it.
That's why Bill Gates came out yesterday and say, you know what?
Focusing on China is just a distraction.
We shouldn't even be focusing on China.
You know?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, I'm just trying to let y'all know that this is all a fucking scam.
All right.
This is all a fucking scam.
And anybody who doesn't think so, you're a damn fucking fool, okay?
I mean, by the way, let's continue going.
I mean, if we're going to talk about Fauci, take a look at this.
All right.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
They paid for the damn virus that's killing us.
Rudolph Giuliani rips Fauci over the grants to the Wuhan laboratory.
That's supposedly where all this is tracing out of, okay?
Now, if you take a look at this, here's Fauci right here.
Dr. Fauci gave $3.7 million to the Wuhan laboratory.
Does everybody read that right there?
And this same meatball-eating, short fucking Napoleon complex little shit is the same one out here trying to take everybody's attention away from Wuhan and try to sit here with that fucking shitty smirk on his face and suggest to us that, well, let me tell you, I don't think that we're never going to go back to normal.
Launch This Midget Please00:16:14
We're never going to go back to normal.
You're going to all going to have to be separated by six feet until Christmas time.
We may not be able to go back to school saying all this shit.
And then in the next breath, he's telling people to go on Grinder for hookups.
What a fucking piece of fucking garbage fucking Fauci is.
Fucking asshole.
Ghost has massive balls to go so hard on the establishment.
He must have massive, big, manly balls.
And just imagine how much nut he shoots yummy, yummy, nut for me.
He's shooting pearls in my tummy.
Anyway, Distillen just donated a dime and said, spammers will be muted.
Fuck those guys.
Yeah, stop spamming, you fucking idiots.
Anyway, that's all I'm simply stating, folks, okay?
I mean, all these people that are supposedly the experts, these people all were involved with the Wuhan Institute of Virology lab in China.
I mean, here you have Fauci, Dr. Fauci giving 3.7 million to the Wuhan laboratory.
The people that are supposed experts on this fucking shit are the ones that funded the fucking Virology Institute that released the fucking virus.
So there you go.
Next time you want to praise Fauci for some fucking reason, the next time you want to praise Bill Gates and all that shit, there you fucking go.
These people are at the bottom of what we're going through right now.
That's why Fauci always has that fucking smirk on his face.
He always has that fucking smirk on his face whenever he's saying, well, you know, we're going to have to extend, you know, social distancing more.
We may even have to have the fucking quarantine go into the fucking Christmas.
Fuck you, Fauci, you fucking little piece of Napoleon complex shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, let's continue here.
Gray Steele requested this.
Gray Steele requested this, and he said midget time.
So what the fuck is it?
Hold on, squirrel.
We missed our anniversary the other day.
Happy belated 5,000 nests.
Dude, don't even fucking remind me of that.
All right, fucking squirrel.
Seriously, do not remind me of that.
Anyway, Gray Steele requested this midget time.
World record dwarf launch.
What?
Holy shit, they just launched a midget.
They were going to try and break the world record.
They launched a midget.
But in order to do so, we got to do a little practice first.
All right, guys.
So they launched a midget.
Oh, yeah, by the way.
And by the way, fuck Roman Atwood.
All right, give me a break.
Anyone who watches Roman Atwood, you get a fucking life, is all I got to say.
Let's see how this goes.
Wow, I feel like I have the world at my fingertips.
How is this allowed?
How is the exploitation of launching a midget allowed on YouTube now that YouTube's going, you know, band crazy?
I'm Ross Smith, and welcome to Jackass.
It's funny, okay?
It's a little funny, all right?
Fucking hitting a midget with a ball.
The first two were sketchy.
They're trying to get like that perfect shot, you know, and I'm here to help.
So what?
Shut up, Atwood.
You suck.
And so do your fucking vlogs.
So does your YouTube channel.
You fucking suck.
But I think this will be better.
You know the deal, dude.
Three times a charm.
Three buckets.
Three pushes.
Three foot tall.
Can we hurry up and launch this midget, please?
Dude, this is the dumbest.
Wait a minute.
That midget really died?
Not really.
R.I.P. to the midget.
Let's do this.
Alright, that's enough practice.
Let's build this blob and launch.
Hurry up and launch the fucking midget.
All right, can we get up?
There's bloodstain is still on there.
Oh, Christ.
So.
Good luck, John.
I don't bleed red.
What's on your face, bro?
I got hungry.
Look at that.
Tonka toy body with a 78-pound fucking head.
This is you porn anymore.
And by the way, did this fucking midget really die?
Did this midget really take a dirt nap?
We don't need to see your midget little body.
All right, you fucker.
I'm John.
This is the first ever dwarf blob launch.
You ready, bud?
I'm so ready.
Let's do this.
Oh, my.
Let's go.
Look at his little stubby legs.
All right, let's see this launch.
Let's see this midget.
I'm going to send John to Mars because I feel like he could do some good space research there.
Here we go.
Launch this midget.
Launch that midget.
There she blows.
Look at how high that midget got.
That midget got air, baby!
Oh my god.
That midget got air.
There she blows.
Here, take a look at the first-hand perspective.
There goes the midget.
I swear he couldn't have landed anywhere.
Oh, my God.
That was hilarious.
Launching midgets.
I got to do that.
Legendary sketch.
Hey, thank you, Fox McCloud.
Anyway, that was great.
making midgets high on your gut you see i want to do this to a midget i've never seen this dude i I want to do that to a midget.
I just watched so much footage, and he's like a dot.
His legs and arms are just trying so hard to change his way, but it does nothing.
Oh, that's very wholesome of you there, Roman Etwood.
Oh, my God.
Look at this guy.
Oh, my gosh.
I've never seen one person knock the wind out of five people measuring the distance from the water to the tower.
Oh, now they're physicist.
22?
He went way over that tower.
Way there she blows.
I'm sorry.
It's funny every time I see it, man.
Launching a goddamn midget.
I want to do this.
This is on my bucket list.
This is definitely on my bucket list to launch a midget and get a midget high.
Get a midget really high.
What is it?
Tear the shitty singer apart.
All right.
Well, let's get done with this midget first.
This is on my bucket list.
I'm not even going to do that.
I don't want to see another video, you fucking idiot.
All right.
You're a fucking immature, stupid fucking baguette.
All right.
Anyway, thank you very much, Gray Steele, for the midget-launching video.
We really do appreciate it.
Let's get to the next $20, $20, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
This one is by Chatelet.
Chatelet SSB says EDP 445's reaction to the Eagles selecting Jalen Hurts in the NFL draft.
I mean, why does anybody listen to this fat fucking piece of shit grow anyway?
I don't get it.
Let's take a look.
All right.
All right, y'all.
Look at this fucking fat, obese.
Probably you'll be dead by next year.
Fucking Patrice O'Neal, diabetic fucking piece of shithead.
Give me a break pickers in give me my nigga Denzel Mims.
I mean Jesus Christ look at the fucking Look at the beefy tits on this fat fuck.
He got wind in just by getting giddy over his fucking pick.
You better not fuck this up.
I swear to fucking God, Howard.
You better not fuck this up.
Oh, shut up.
I'm hitting you looking at Sam Akers with our water.
He's got that max.
Do not fuck this shit up.
Shut up and have a heart attack.
See the diabetic in your fucking hand.
Look at that dark.
Look at those dark spots on his fat fucking hand.
Fall!
fall breaks his leg fucking watermelon juice comes out i mean give me a break Give me my nigga Denzel Mims.
Man, this guy's belching.
He hasn't even eaten it.
He's belching.
Give me my nigga Denzel.
Give me my nigga Denzel.
How long is this?
I don't want to see.
Give me my nigga Denzel.
Come on.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to.
I'm going to have to fucking 13 minutes long.
Give me, give me, give me, motherfucker.
All right, hold on.
Let's get to the point where here.
Hurry up.
We're the 53rd pick in the 2020 NFL draft.
The Northwest Eagles collect Jalen Hurts, quarterback.
How do you like that, you bald fatty?
How do you like that, you bald, fucking fat, fucking, beefy, tit, fucking, diabetic, fucking piece of shit?
There are a million ways this can go.
Jalen Hurts has barely been two completely different quarterbacks.
As a freshman, he was the SEC freshman of the year at Alabama in 2016, although they lost in that.
Yeah, that's right.
They're getting a quarterback because they can never find a consistent one.
I mean, come on, you fat fucking gro.
Do you remember the last time you won a Super Bowl?
You won it with a backup quarterback, you dumb fuck.
won the last super bowl with a backup quarterback you fucking bald fat beefy tit fucking shit head what's your reaction What's your reaction?
And please make it hyper kinetic so that you can have a heart attack.
Look at this fucking guy.
Look at him.
Huh?
This guy lives for nothing but fucking KFC, Popeyes, and the stupid fucking Philadelphia Eagles.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
Follow us Carson Wince.
I would demand a trade right the fuck now.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, this guy's got pubic hair for hair.
Get me the fuck out of Philly.
That's your boy.
That's your boy.
I absolutely despise Fauci.
Every time the president seems hopeful about the situation comes in and stomps on it with his negative, pessimistic bullshit.
Thank you.
Fuck this guy for spreading such fear-mongering bullshit.
Thank you, Sunburst Unicorn.
Thank you, Sunburst Unicorn, for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, and look at this.
Aesthetic says, did I get banned?
Can't post what did I do?
I don't know.
You gotta ask Distilling.
All right, but you're a trolly-looking son of a bitch.
And, you know, maybe you were trying to fucking, you know, you know, I trust aesthetic, all right?
I trust aesthetic.
Or, excuse me, I trust Distillan.
You posted that, you fucking goose.
Aesthetic, he's always a fucking edgelord, for Christ's sake, all right?
He's upset because I know that he goes to the gym late at night purposely to go to the showers to get his fucking man-ass penetrated.
All right, his old muscle-bound man-ass penetrated.
So, yeah, it is what it is.
And look at this.
This thing's got almost 900,000 views.
And what are we watching?
Some fat, angry fucking piece of trash pissed off because you know his stupid little fucking player didn't get chosen in the draft.
I mean, why do people like this really deserve to live?
If this is what they're living for, seriously.
I mean, you notice that there ain't nobody with this fat son of a bitch.
I'm just saying.
And Red Pillarion says you know a lot about anal tips.
Yeah, fuck you.
And Distillen said it should be fine.
DM me in the IC if need be.
I can't take this fucking shit.
You know, aesthetic.
You know, you shouldn't be such an edgelord, you fucking piece of trash.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't need a shot.
Oh, are you going to cry?
Cry, fat boy.
All right.
Cry.
All right.
Shit your pants for me, you fat fucking piece of diabetic shit.
Go ahead, cry, you fucking pubic hair-for-hair-halving son of a bitch.
Go ahead and cry.
I came so fucking close during that live stream.
I came so far.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Do something about it, Fatty.
Do something about it.
Knocking my motherfucking 65-inch flat screen.
Do it!
Do it!
Yeah, well, yeah, I knew it.
Do it or beta.
Do it or beta, fat boy.
He doesn't do it, does he?
He doesn't fucking do shit.
He just sits there and cries like a fat fucking piece of useless trash.
Jesus fucking crap.
Fuck this room with this motherfucker.
And by the way, that fucking bat looked a little small.
I wonder where he shoves that bat.
I'm just saying.
That was not your average bat.
That was a little small bat that he could stick up in Orifice or can't wait to see this guy's reaction when Lions somehow beat the Eagles, as unlikely it is that the Lions will win a game.
The Eagles suck, all right?
I mean, they won a Super Bowl the most recent time with a fucking second string quarterback.
Distillen is a simp for Ghost.
I posted one little anime dance sticker and I got Permut.
We ain't did we don't like anime, dude.
All right, Anime sucks.
All right, peppermint swirl.
Jesus Christ, Red Pillarion.
Hey, Ghost, what's the best anal lube for butt plugs?
Well, you know, how about pizza grease?
It sounds like that's what you're fucking with right now, anyway.
All right, 30 more seconds of this fat fuck.
This guy's got a horrible head of hair.
That's...
That's because he's completely unhealthy in his dietary habits.
I've had enough of this.
We get it.
He's crying.
Oh, my baby crying because his boy didn't get chosen out there in the motherfucking NFL draft, baby.
All right, let's continue.
All right.
Thank you, Shadow A SSB, for that one.
Urban Demographics Analysis00:15:20
This next one is by Fudge Capitalist.
Fudge Capitalist said, What's up, ghost?
Been away for a while.
Your dating advice worked, and I got the girl in the end.
Maybe you cucks in chat should take ghost advice.
Taking her out for dinner after Corona, cheers.
Well, thank you, Fudge Capitalist.
It's not very hard to get a woman.
And we all remember the advice I gave Fudge Capitalist, right?
I said, let her talk.
Okay.
And as she's talking, be like, wow, are you serious?
Wow, that's, you know, he got her.
He got her.
So let's see what Fudge Capitalist has requested here for his video request.
All right.
Hold on, what is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
Out of control kids ride bikes through a store.
What the hell is this?
Notice it's an ethnic minority there.
That looks like a black hand to me.
Notice that these are urban demographics here.
I'm just saying.
And of course, the urban demographic has to have their token white boy that they probably fuck in the ass.
Not even joking.
All right.
MAGA Brony distilling bands, anime dances, but pony dances are perfectly okay.
Don't test him, you fucking idiot.
You're going to get banned too, you fucking moron.
Notice they're all black except for one white guy who's probably taken it in the ass by all these black guys.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, why do you think black guys have like these white guys, these token white guys around?
Because the token white guy is getting on their knees and servicing that big black Mandingo.
Do you understand?
He's bending his ass over, spreading his cheeks, and taking it from.
I'm not joking.
All right.
I mean, lest we forget the Dow Low Brothers stuff is really highly prevalent amongst the urban demographics.
I'm just saying there you go I bet you none of these, none of these males have a daddy.
None of these males have a daddy.
Look at that.
Look, there's their token whites.
Come on, get your mics.
Notice how the white kids have no shirts on.
Notice that.
Notice the white kids have no shirts on.
I wonder why.
All right.
Sorry, ghosts.
I meant to play the video from the start.
Well, Jesus Christ, why'd you mark it then?
All right, let's go to the beginning.
Put the PC shot on.
Here's them going through the goddamn store.
And hold on.
Piss goblin.
Yeah, fuck you.
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
And Red Pillarion says, So, ghost, how can we solve the single mother issue?
Well, why don't you tell the mother to stop fucking?
And if there's going to be a schlong that's going to penetrate their vulva, just stick a hand down there.
And if there's something rubbery on it, well, then the percentages are high that you ain't going to have a child.
Fucking dirty bitches.
Oh my god, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Getting rough with an old lady.
Oh, that's that's hardcore.
That's getting.
Oh, look at that.
Punching people in the chest.
Look at that, huh?
Punching people.
Well, look, I'm not going to go that far there, Dex Right.
All right, but seriously, come on, man.
I mean, this is what is happening in our urban demographics.
And we can thank single, dirty, dishrag whore mothers for this type of activity.
I don't care what anybody says.
What?
Art Heyman, Art Hyman, we don't call them urbans anymore.
We call them Mondays because everybody hates Mondays.
Well, I'm using the political correct terminology of calling them our urban demographic, and that's what we're doing, all right?
And by the way, we're showing them what's happening here.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Harassing innocent people, punching people in the chest.
I mean, look at this.
Look at this.
And what is this?
Red Pillarion said Trump made blacks more civil than Obama.
Look at this.
Look at that!
Oh, this is great.
Look at that.
Great, isn't it?
Welcome to the Western civilization, folks.
All right, welcome to Western Civilization.
Oh, great.
Now they're fucking making a mess in the store.
I mean, somebody needs to knock one of these motherfuckers off their bikes and break their necks.
I'm telling you.
And then the white kids that are hanging around these urban demographics, I guarantee you, they're sucking off their Mandingos.
All right, that's the only reason why white kids hang around with other black kids.
I'm not kidding.
I am not kidding.
Look up Down Low Brothers.
Okay?
Look up the Down Low Brothers.
That's all I got to say.
And then ask yourself this question: Why is it that black males and females are the highest numbers of HIV infection rates?
I'm just saying.
I am just saying.
And Cheekbuster said, condoms aren't expensive, people.
Wrap it up.
I know.
That was crazy.
That was actually shit.
Guys, make sure you like and subscribe.
Yeah.
Make sure you like and subscribe.
You should be fucking rolled.
Are you shitting me?
You should be fucking rolled and have your goddamn bike busted over your head.
You fucking pieces of shit.
All right.
This is where we started from.
So there it is.
Thank you very much, who requested this.
Fudge capitalists.
I do appreciate it.
And feminist socialists said, just say the N-word.
You know you want to.
No, I don't.
Okay.
And your little ghosty dropped a diamond said, this is what rap has produced.
Disrespectful.
And I'm not saying the last, but I agree with that.
I mean, what you're witnessing right now is the consequence of the power of suggestion of gangster rap.
These dumbass kids thinking they're doing something.
They think, yeah, man, I'm accomplishing something, baby.
I'm going through a stow right now with my bike.
I'm hitting innocent people, baby.
I'm hurting innocent motherfucking people, baby.
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
This one is by Derwicking.
And he donated $29.76 for this one and said, Ghost, please play this whole one.
I'm tipping you a little more for it.
1488 times 2 equals 29.76.
So it's double wholesome.
This one is a departure from my normal glorious medal in which I share with the plebeians.
So let's see what Derwicking has in store here as it relates to whatever the hell he's requesting.
What is this, Derwicking?
What the hell is this?
Oh my God.
Dude, all right.
Derwicking requested this one, folks.
All right.
Hold on, what is this?
Token servicer.
Does that explain your friendship with Tyrone and Kuda Bang?
Token servicer.
A melting pot of bullshit.
Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang are my friends.
Eggplant, eggplant, eggler.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
My friends, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kudabang are my friends, you fucking baggage.
You fucking asshole.
Shut up.
They're my fucking friends, for Christ's sake.
Look at this musky husky exposed.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm not partaking in delinquent activity with Archie Lee, Kuda Bang, and Tyrone.
Do you understand that?
All right, they're friends, for Christ's sake.
They're my homeboys.
They come over and drink.
We have fish fries and shit like that.
Dude, shut up.
Everybody just shut the fuck up and watch Derwicking's video.
All right, here, play it.
Don't have a black smudge on its face.
The hell is this?
Baseball ain't been the same thing.
The bell is this your rickety What the hell is this?
All right, fine.
I left food money in the cabinet above the oven, but that's all you're gonna get so you better make it last.
Hey there, Robert.
I'd offer to help you with your bags, but you're a coon.
What's he doing here?
He's your baby.
Come on, Dad.
Me and Riley don't need no babysitter.
We can take care of ourselves.
Yeah, it's not like we're gonna try to kill each other.
Shut up.
Do what about the sins and don't mess up my house.
Come on, you need these raw vices.
Okay, first of all, ain't nobody talking while I'm talking, so shut the fuck up.
My name is Ankara, and I will be nigger sitting you two until your grandpa.
Oh my god.
Granddaddy picked me because I am a licensed zoologist.
I have studied a variety of wild animals.
And the African male is by far the most savagely cunning.
How was this able to be even put on a dope swim?
I mean, good God.
Whatever nigga trickery you got up your sleeves does not affect me.
What the fuck?
I wake up at a quarter of five in the a.m. every morning.
That's about 12 hours before most niggas wake up.
I am a very spiritual person.
I start each day by thanking the white man for the sunrise, for the landscape.
Thanking the white man.
Yeah, I breathe.
I also apologize for niggas.
But Lord knows they ain't gonna apologize for themselves.
This is horrible.
This is a bad thing.
I am not black.
Nor do I consider myself to be.
This is fucking bad.
Many people mistake me for being Negro because they don't know that I am currently living with the heartbreak of Revitaligo.
That's a skin condition.
That's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got.
Every morning, I apply this topical ointment made of bleach and suffer.
I like to thank it waste.
Luckily, I hadn't gotten much darker in the last few years.
As you can see here, I enjoy building small shrines to certain special white people who are important in my life.
Satan's special white people.
John Wayne.
Great white man.
Did this fucker say Satan's special white people?
Nor Mexicans.
And this one here is for George Bush the first.
Loved him.
Now, this one here is dedicated to the most soul for soul sanitizer.
Barry Manilow!
Oh, God.
What kind of fucking character?
I think it's interesting.
I got 32 jobs, and most niggas say they can't find one.
Niggas.
Between me and you, your granddaddy shouldn't be too worried.
Everybody knows niggas.
I mean, come on, dude.
Give me a fucking break.
And MAGA Brony, what the fuck?
Unbanned pony dance sticker distilling.
It's not sexual at all.
Ghost, please tell them to unban the sticker.
It's not sexual at all.
It's just a dance.
Well, you were the one that pushed it, you dumb shit.
I told you to not fucking sit here and brag about it.
Nigger.
Ah, Christ.
I don't condone what the hell was just fucking text-to-speech right there.
Anyway, MAGA Brony, didn't I tell you?
You see, you know, you're just like aesthetic over here, pushing fucking buttons and shit.
And now you got your card pulled, and now your brony ass is fucking puckered up, fucking pissed off and shit.
It's your fucking fault.
It ain't my fault.
All right.
I don't like bronies anyway.
I'd buy that first.
What is this?
Chelette Ghost's black grandfather.
Go fuck yourself.
Don't even fucking talk about my granddad.
Fucking piece of shit.
All right, play the rest of this fucking crap.
Jesus Christ.
You hate me, nigga.
Niggas can't fight.
They don't possess the strength for character or the mental quickness to be a great fighter.
That's why all the best fighters in the world have always been white men.
Jack Dempsey, Rocky Macciano, Syvester Stallone, and don't forget Rapaccio.
What the fuck?
Name me one great black heavyweight fighter.
Name one.
Go ahead.
Five, name one.
See that you can't do it.
What?
What?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, you want to pull Ali out your ass?
That's what you think about Muhammad Ali.
Well, if that nigga so tough, then why he didn't go to Vietnam?
I'll tell you why.
Because he was scared.
No Vietnamese never called me nigga.
I call him a nigga 80.
Oh, man, break it.
Now what?
Hey!
Hey, stop it with the racism, asshole.
All right?
I'm telling you, you assholes with the racism, better cut your shit.
All right.
I'm a melting pot of friendship and have been a melting pot of friendship for 13 fucking years.
All right.
Derwicking requested this.
So shut the fuck up and learn something, all right, about black fucking culture here.
All right.
What he gonna do?
Hold on, I'll make it nine.
Nigga, all right.
Listen to this contribution to black people.
I don't know why they got caught with that homely little white gal.
Kobe.
Right.
Now I know exactly what happened to Kobe.
Kobe caught that white fever.
White fever get in your blood, man, to make it crazy.
And you know, they got them short little skates nowadays and that what they call them that tongues?
Thongs.
What the fuck?
Yeah, right.
They got the thongs all up the booty crack and they got that sweet white nectar.
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
And after that, it's over.
You wake up and you don't even know what you've done done.
Just a pool of sweat around your ankles and a deep sense of sweat.
And what this has got an ad?
We got to listen to a fucking ad.
Use the man.
Cutting, trimming your balls.
Oh, God, dude.
You know, anybody who fucking trims their pubic hair, you're a fucking baguette, dude.
Anybody who trims their pubic hair is obviously trying to show that off to men.
All right.
And by the way, I heard a review about Manscaped.
I heard, I heard it fucking sucks, and I heard you say, yeah, never mind.
I heard it sucks.
Shut up.
Look like you need to take five.
Oh, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go ahead and shave my manscape area to make it look like a landing strip.
And what is this, Mega Brony?
Unban the sticker, or I'm joining the inner circle.
Don't tempt.
Now, dude, don't listen.
You ain't going to make it in the inner circle, dude.
I'm telling you right now, all right?
The inner circle has excommunicated everybody who is obsessed with cartoons.
And, you know, I'm going to advise you not to do that.
Dude Time Cola Mustard00:14:57
I'm just saying, all right?
They even have a club.
And by the way, I need a fucking cola while I'm watching this racist shit that you fuckers are requesting.
Woodcraft Neighborhood Watch.
Now, where was you at last?
Where's my cola?
No, you wasn't.
I seen you with my own eye.
You were robbing white people's houses, wouldn't you?
Oh, look at the fucking cola.
Well, I'll say when the biceps stop, the wheel's supposed to stop.
You need a special payment for wheels like that.
Oh, come back here.
I'm calling the police.
Stop.
I'm getting a cola up in here.
Now, one of the great plans taking all these pretty less.
Go fuck off, you fucking idiot, all right?
The bottom line is, everyone out there knows that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I've been a melting pot of friendship back since 2008 when this show began.
All right?
I've had an illustrious 13-year internet broadcasting career, and I deserve the respect accorded all that fucking work.
Do you understand that?
Because it was work.
You understand that?
It was fucking work.
13 fucking years of broadcasting, you fuck.
It was fucking work.
Let me have my fucking straw.
Put it in the cola.
All right, what is this?
Chandler, you love Uncle Ruckus.
Admit it.
You're lulling.
All right.
Well, listen.
Some of the shit that's being portrayed in this very racist cartoon is a little funny.
I am not a racist.
I'm not condoning this.
Derwicking requested this.
All right.
The white killing the school is.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, that man.
I keep the bus nice and clean for him.
These kids.
Oh, students, students.
Oh, hello there, Matt Matthew.
How is my little sonshine?
Clear the drugs.
Come on, get.
Get out of here.
Go do your little hypha-fify dances and nigger monkey shuffle somewhere else.
This air bus is for kids with a future.
Oh, my God.
How is this?
How is this on the fucking air?
Ching Chung nigger fat man.
Hey, Vice Chairman Fried Rice, you better fucking watch your ass too, all right?
You and your China virus can stick your fucking COVID-19 chopsticks right up your fucking ass, all right?
You fucking Chinese virus, Wuhan, kung flu motherfucker.
Jesus Christ, we're watching something.
We're watching something.
I'm just gonna be rapping.
Get into a beef and then shoot each other.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
What in Tondation did he wait?
I don't know.
Do you think he only trained the fags, Bill?
Absolutely.
No doubt in my.
I'm so sorry.
Well, with all due respect, most blacks are download brothers.
I can't imagine anything wasted.
Most blacks are download brothers.
Misunderstood.
No, wake up.
Wake up and smell the gay coffee.
All the evidence you could possibly need is right in front of your face.
It'll only be a matter of time for that little boy to be a grown man.
Bend over a table with his pants round his hand.
Two, two, last train of faggot bill leaving in five minutes.
OH MY GOD!
This is fucking horrible, dude.
This is fucked up.
May white God bless you, Robert.
I came as fast as I could.
So this is the plan.
Uncle Rucks.
Let's get this part.
You got bad credit, Robert.
Removing an evil nigga spirit from a Negro is as hard as removing the spank from a hockey shop.
We must use these tools that the great God has given us to fight niggas.
A whip, a noob, a knife, dick, a brand.
How is this shit on TV?
Seriously!
A job application.
Avoid conversation with the nigga.
The nigga will lie.
The nigga will make it.
He will use work.
All right, pause this.
Melting them coon balls in his face.
Dude, shut up, all right?
Serviceler, you fucking asshole.
You fucking disgusting fancy fucking Tyrone and download bros dropping hot sticky melting pots.
Yeah, I dare you to call fucking Archie Lee Kuda Bang and Tyrone.
I dare you to call them fucking down low brothers to their face.
You ain't gonna do it because you're some stupid internet fucking Pop-Tart crumb fucking on the keyboard, son of a bitch.
And what the hell is this?
Mega Brony, I declare Brony troll war.
Fuck off, all right?
So if trimming your pubic hair is gay by your standards, then I am assuming you have a jungle bush.
What's wrong with that?
Do you have to go foraging for your dick every time you have to take a picture?
No, I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
I don't have to do that.
Hey, what is this?
You skip my video?
I didn't fucking skip your fucking video.
We got a whole bunch of videos, Lord Cooler.
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking impatient.
Shut up, asshole.
Yours is next, by the way, Lord Cooler.
Jesus, fucking.
And by the way, Lord Cooler, since you're going to be sitting over here dictating to me, you know, here, take a whiff of this.
Take a whiff of that.
All right.
Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, let's play the rest of fucking Derwicking's video here.
Don't really know.
If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance.
You all testicles and no shafts.
Oh, yeah.
What happened to your shaft?
These powerful niggas work here.
Who in the hell are you?
Nigga, my name is Reverend Father Onkaraka.
No relations.
In the name of White Jesus and all great white men who have come thereafter.
I command our black nigga soul back to the depths of hell.
Is that all you got, nigga?
Oh, no, nigga.
That's just the tip of this eye, boy.
Read, nigga.
Read.
Is that Obama?
That's Obama, baby.
The president of Junkyard America.
Whip his ass.
Use your power.
Whip his ass.
He after me to hold the phrase.
Whip Obama's ass.
Get your backheads out of here.
Yeah.
Take the fucking nightstick.
Take the nightstick and Rodney King, that son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Susan, Susan.
You're very little duck.
You damn right.
Take that fucking goddamn nightstick and Rodney King Obama's ass.
Wait, we got another fucking ad.
Are you kidding me?
Another fucking ad for mustard.
Mustard?
Why in the hell are they advertising mustard to this racist shit?
Anyway, play the rest.
I enjoyed seeing Obama getting Rodney Kingdon animation style.
I'll tell you that right now.
Hold on.
What now?
What?
Black Ghost, when is mine?
Taking an awful while.
Dude, I have a whole bunch of them, you shithead.
Jesus Christ, you impatient fox.
Let me see when yours is, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, these fucking impatient fucking shitheads.
You're about three, four.
Dude, you got some time, dude.
You got some time to go, dude.
All right, you got some time to go.
I'm sorry, man.
Yours is not coming up for a long while.
I hate to say that, but there's a whole shitload more before we get to yours.
At least six more before we get to yours, Black Ghost.
So I don't know what to tell you.
But I told you we were piled up, man.
He just ended up in the wheelchair after they tore up his melting pot of friendship.
They stirred it up so hard.
Go shoving up your ass with his fanfic cream.
Tyrone are the Download Brothers gang.
Shut up and don't make fun of my homeboys.
All right.
Somebody, anybody, save me from these African hooligans.
Oh, Lord.
And remember, we have Derwicky, who paid 30 bucks for this one here.
People say there's no difference between races.
But I tell you what, I've been cleaning bathrooms for a long time, and I can say, white man shit just don't smell the same as black African shit.
See, the white man just got a better living.
This is horrible, dude.
This is fucked up, man.
I remember you talking about this, so I went and looked it up, and I had to use a special search engine to find it.
Coincidence.
Feel free to skip ahead to the main part.
I would love to hear your thoughts on it.
All right.
Thank you, fudge capitalists, dude.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Let's see, that's hello.
How are you doing this fine day, pal?
May I say your duke smells like sparkling ice water with a twist of lies.
What the fuck?
That's why he don't have to wash his hands neither.
Yes, sir.
White man has impeccable hygiene.
Rutgers.
Ruckers.
Rutgers.
Robert, have you ever met somebody who seemed to like you, but it's only because they don't know the real you.
Yeah, that's pretty much every woman I've ever dated.
So you met someone, huh?
Oh, yes.
Yes, I did, Robert.
Somebody very special.
But I don't know if it's all a lie, how far can it go?
Well, how big is the lie?
Well, I'm supposed to be a white man.
That's all black folks know, man.
Whenever they whenever a black man goes up to a fatty or an ugly, that's what they do.
They like baby.
Baby.
Baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I got a job, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I got my own house.
They lie all the time.
What are you talking about?
You know what, Robert?
You and everybody who lives in your house, huh?
Okay, buddy.
Come on, man.
This way.
Other folks talk about save me.
What nothing wrong with slavery?
At least we got the food back there.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
White man show could be your fault.
We're gangsta missions.
Uh-oh.
Some gangster shit about the business.
Let's say that again, Michael.
I'm too healed to sound me shitting myself.
I've listened to your black ass talk all day about you.
You can't stand black.
Break.
Ain't two of them in the history of the world that's worth a squirrel for.
How much you love white folks?
Best thing the good Lord ever did for the planet Earth.
Ruckers, you black as Ace of Spades, man.
I don't see the need for you to go and insult the man after a game of checker.
We've been reminiscing all day, looking in each other's eyes, acting like we like each other.
Now you got to go ahead and remind me of my L Man.
What the fuck?
That's right.
You heard the Vital Igo.
Shoot.
Well, I got Ray Vital Igo.
Every year, my skin just seemed to get blacker and darker and blacker and then more darker.
It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got.
Hold on, we got ourselves a blip here.
We got a blip going on.
Unfortunately, we got another blip going on here.
Let's see if we can get back on.
Jesus Christ, I don't understand why this happens all the fucking time around the same damn time.
The same damn time for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we've got a major blip going on.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
Can anybody hear me up in this son of a bitch?
All right.
I mean, testies, testies, one, two.
Let me put refresh in the chat here.
All right.
Unfortunately, we had another blip.
My apologies, folks.
Once again, D-Live, you know, trying to upgrade their servers, trying to do a lot of things.
So, am I back here?
It looks like I'm back.
All right.
Anyway, let's go back to this horrible racist cartoon, by the way.
How could you possibly love white people so much?
It's easy.
Have you ever looked at them?
White man just enjoyed me around.
They smell like lemon juice and pledge furniture cleaner.
What?
Look at them.
They gave us discipline, jobs, put structs in our lives, took us out the jungle.
And what we do to show our appreciation, we march up and down the street.
We vote, carry on, in grace.
Well, how about this?
Game.
Hold on, pause this.
Pause it.
What?
What now?
Caroline Obama PC.
I've got a Corsier i-160 for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, they created a new one.
I think it's like a fucking 230 or some shit.
I'm thinking about buying another Corsier PC.
I'm not even joking, man.
Anyway, play the rest of this shit.
The first thing you should know about me is that I have a case of the Revita Ligo.
It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got.
No, see, I'm not that kind of doctor.
I'm more of a scientist or a technician.
We can trace genetic markers to different regions of the world and know exactly what your makeup is.
Well, don't let this out of share fool you.
I'm as white as they come.
My favorite movies are Gone with the Wind and Nodding Hill.
You all in the chat.
Shot the fuck up.
Look like we got to get out of here.
Shut the fuck up in the chat.
Are you going to piss me the fuck off?
They must thank the sun.
Shine out your ass.
Mr. Wandler's been very nice.
Yes.
They must thank you, Sidney fucking Podi.
Hey.
Well, I've been working for Mr. Wantzler for 20 years.
I ain't never got invited to the party.
Shoot, he don't even let me use the front door.
Dolomite Baby Chicka Honky00:15:32
But you wouldn't know about that now, would you?
Mr. Tibbs.
Oh, yeah.
They must thank your shit.
Smell like strangers.
All right, that's about enough of this.
Yes, my test results.
All right, all right.
We got one more thing.
Oh, the white man signs feel amazing, ain't it?
And what?
What now?
Chandler, he said Boondocks is now Ghost's favorite show.
Uncle Ruck is his ghost spirit animal, and all the whipping and name-calling is bringing back the old memories of better times.
That's a false indictment, Chandler, you piece of shit.
That's a false indictment, all right?
Don't even go there.
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, asshole.
I'm 102% African with a 2% margin of error.
Why, Lord.
Why, Lord.
All right.
What?
What now?
There's Marshall Burnsey.
Fun fact about the creator of this show.
Does strongly highlight and advocate against modern-day urban black youth culture such as rap and black entertainment and its negative effects on African communities.
You should replace your old e-machine.
Replace it with a new compound.
Asshole, I've got a Corsier I-160, you son of a bitch.
Made in Taiwan, baby.
All right, so go fuck off.
Motherfuckers.
All right, play the rest of this shit.
Jesus Christ.
No, I don't think we should use the word, and I'll tell you why.
Because niggas have gotten used to it.
That's why.
Hell, they like it now.
It's like when you grow in crops and you strip the soil of its nutrients and goodness, and then you can't grow nothing.
You gotta rotate your race of slugs.
Now, I know it's hard, because nigga just rolled out the top sweat rolled off.
This is just horrible.
But we cannot let that be a crutch, especially when there are so many other fine substitutes.
Spade, porch monkey, jigger boot.
I say, next time you're going to call a doctor a nigga, call that coon a jungle, bunny, instead.
Almost each.
All right.
You know, that's enough of this.
All right, I've had a bunch.
I've had about enough of this tar baby stuff.
All right, so let's continue with the next video here.
Thank you, Derwicking.
I appreciate it.
Now, Lord Cooler, Lord Cooler is next and said, oh, Texas is opening back up while a pandemic is killing off 200,000 people so far.
Well, then this song seems fitting.
Max volume, please, and turn it off slow-mo.
Yeah, fuck you, Lord Cooler, all right?
Fuck you.
By the way, Texas is open for business.
All right, we are opening up retail, museums, malls, and movie theaters this Friday, baby.
This fucking Friday.
Don't you ever forget it.
Texas is leading the way for the rest of America.
And that's because Texas has got balls the size of grapefruits that is slapping everybody upside their fucking face.
All right, so just sit there and take it and eat it.
Just sit there, take it, and eat it.
All right, Lord Cooler requested this.
Hold on, before I get to this, this stupid fucking shit has got an ad.
A 15-second ad.
So that just goes to show you what kind of a goddamn stupid sheckle goblin, whoever this artist is, barely got 500, they don't even have 500,000 views, but once a 15-second ad before you're even able to hear its shitbag music.
All right.
Anyway, Lord Cooler requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
The China virus song?
What is this?
Confucius say, coronavirus comes from bat.
Now there is no food.
No water.
Hey, Comrade Sheklov.
Hey, we don't need to give anybody back anything.
The Mexicans were Indian givers to the first Texas martyrs.
So, shut up!
Human race is fucked up.
Confucius saying, coronavirus a bunch of bullshit.
You can eat your brother.
Now you can eat your brother.
What the fuck?
What is this?
Some kind of an apocalypse song?
Sounds like some fucking tuna fish music, man.
What kind of fucking immigrant shit is this, Lord Cooler?
Confucia said chopsticks is a primitive device.
Forkiu.
Fork you!
Fork you!
It's the end of a century.
They destroyed his house.
Now there is no business.
Chavrum are saying they kind of dig this fucking garbage.
Your future, human race, is fucked.
You've got some people that are saying this rocks.
You've got other people that are saying that they can't stand it.
I mean, this is obviously the China virus breakdown.
time to get cloudy Ford Cooler requested this, by the way!
I wonder if this is what they're playing in nightclubs in China.
The only thing missing is a fucking Mao head, you know, bouncing around.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't really dig this Lord Cooler.
But what the fuck?
Some bitch?
Some fucking bitch.
Well, there you go.
Some fucking tuna fish chink wave.
Anyway, I did not like it, but I didn't like it.
So anyway, that was Lord Cooler.
Thank you very much, Lord Cooler.
We appreciate it.
Now, let's go ahead and get to the next $20, $20 bucker up in here, because once again, we have a shitload of them.
So the next one is by Horatio Nelson, and he left it up to the chat, okay?
Left it up to the chat and said he's still sad because Vappy Vap died.
It's a good friend of his.
And he said, cheer me up, chat.
Pick one, two, or three.
Ghost will only enjoy two of these.
So one, two, or three for the poo smoke.
All right.
So right now, everybody can take it upon themselves to choose one, two, or three.
What is this?
This is why Cooler lasts twice, lost twice.
What the hell did you say, Art Hyman?
That's why Cooler lost twice.
Okay, great.
Whatever the fuck that means.
All right.
Anyway, I'm looking right now.
I'm seeing a lot of twos.
I'm seeing a lot of threes.
So it's a mix between two and three.
I'm seeing a lot of threes.
Look at all these threes.
A lot of threes.
I see some twos.
All right, I'm going to think it's three, okay?
All right.
Three, I guess, wins this one.
I'm just kind of basing that off of all the fucking threes that I'm seeing here.
So let's go ahead and get to three.
That was requested by Horatio Nelson.
And once again, Horatio Nelson, condolences to Vappy Vap.
And, you know, your loss, dude.
I'm new who's your friend.
So cheers to you.
Anyway, Horatio Nelson, here it is, number three.
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
Are you shitting me?
Anyway, Horatio Nelson requested this.
And of course, you voted it in.
Here it is.
A little bit of Dolomite, baby!
Dolomite, baby!
You don't like Dolomite?
You grew up on it!
Black exploitation movies, the best.
Man, this ain't no yayo, baby.
This is gold metal flower, motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
Take that honky Jack moves, baby!
Oh, man, this is worse than fucking Asian movies.
This is bad.
This is horrible, dude.
I mean, this is worse than overdubbed Asian shit.
Way down in the jungle.
Oh, they trying to kill Dolomite, baby.
They trying to kill my brother Dolomite, baby.
Hey, Dolomite, baby, you owe me for the yay-yo.
You owe me for the yay, yo.
Now all of a sudden these black people in the ghetto know Kong Su and shit.
Look at them.
They're doing fucking Bruce Lee moves and shit.
These motherfuckers are doing moves like Bruce Lee.
Now he's getting it.
He's getting to a fight with a cook.
He said, man, that bucket of ribs was fake, man.
That was imitation re and me.
And they're even making the Bruce Lee noises and shit.
Hi-yah!
And then you got this one black bitch.
Oh, she just got fucking slapped out.
She just got slapped out by the pimp.
Said, bitch, what the fuck's wrong with you?
Oh, sucker punch.
Sucker punch by Afro pups.
I rock rupton stuff with my afro puff, bitch.
Oh, shit, she's slicing him.
Man, people weren't happy with their dinner, baby.
Look at that.
AK Toggle the Diamond hit her two times.
I love that music in the background.
Chicka pound, chicka pow, chicka pow.
Chicka pound, chicka pound, chicka pow.
Man, he just threw a bucket of chitlins on that brother.
Do you see that shit?
just burned that brother with a fucking boiling pot of chitlins oh my he ran out of bullets Oh my god, fucking dolomite.
Motherfuckin' nolo, mate, man.
Oh, my God, where did this honky come from?
Oh my god.
Man, this is horrible.
This is horrible choreography.
This is horrible action sequences.
This is horrible acting, fucking horrible dude.
Fucking horrible man My god All right.
Drinking Coffee With Gabby00:03:20
All right.
That's enough of Dolomite.
Jesus Christ.
Horatio Nelson, that was fucking hilarious, dude.
That was hilarious.
Oh, man.
All right, Slippery Vro.
Slippery Vro requested this one and said, hey, fam, I may be a music teacher for kids, but I'm also an ignorant whatever.
I hope the music video doesn't, of me, doesn't make me lose my job.
Whatever the fuck that means.
And if it's something foul, I ain't playing it.
So it is what it is.
I don't really give a shit what you fucking people say.
All right, what is this crap?
What is this?
Wait a minute.
This is Slippery Vro.
This is really you, dude?
This is really Slippery Vro, dude.
Oh my God.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this fucking guy.
Look at this fucking guy.
What the actual fuck?
What the actual fuck, Slippery Vro?
I'm drinking my coffee.
I'm sitting with Gabby, drinking my coffee.
There's coffee on Gabby's shirt, thinking I'm drinking your hurt.
I'm drinking something.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Got coffee on Gabby.
I'm drinking my coffee.
I'm sitting with Gabby, drinking my coffee.
Got coffee on Gabby's shirt.
Thinking I'm drinking your hurt.
You gotta be shitting me with this, Slippery Bro.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What would compel you to even think about making some shit?
I'm drinking my coffee.
My body is thinking my brain is having this brain.
I got a circus.
I got a piss.
Me, blow in the dark.
Inside a boot.
Dude, you gotta lose.
Throw your two hits.
I mean, are you trying to out try hard on him?
Wearing a gold chain.
Are you trying to out try hard on him?
Can I just tell you?
Water is blue, sky is black.
Attacking the peace eye with $2 Jesus.
Hey, my Nazis.
Want to count 2410.
When do I hide?
Under a flag, underwear, yes, I want to crack.
Hard luck boy is struck.
Rocking the rope.
Police, release the chicken.
And I gotta jump through your camera, taking a picture of...
I'm taking a...
What the fuck am I watching, slippery bro?
What the fuck is it, shit?
Can I get in hammering that to E-miner?
But I had to be high.
Yeah, I do hide.
Hello there, travelers.
I'm drinking my coffee.
I'm sitting with Gabby drinking my coffee.
The coffee on Gabby.
I'm drinking your hurt.
Yo, gang.
Coffee on Gabby.
Coffee on Gabby.
I had a coffee on Gabby.
This guy was on a local talent show with a bro.
I'm sitting with Gabby drinking my coffee.
Slippy bro.
Out of time.
My sheep.
Life up.
Drinking the why.
Should shoulders.
Guessing on airplanes.
Drawing the red blood.
Double pedastrians.
Hey, messy hair.
Can I not hold your mushroom?
You guys, my wife's viking me.
I'm drinking Gabby Red Coffee.
Oh, my God.
I'm drinking my coffee.
Oh, my God, dude.
Herman Sugar Cane Tim00:08:12
Who the hell just donated?
Art Hyman, take the job.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm sitting with Gabby drinking my coffee.
Got coffee on Gabby shirt.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
Hey, Slippery Bro, you're all.
Get coffee on Gabby.
Straight up remotely.
No, no, no, no.
Bathrooms are for paying customers only.
Get your butt out of here, bro.
This is fucking cringe.
Slippery bro, are you fucking joking, dude?
You shouldn't have even bothered.
I don't even know what to say.
I don't even know what to say about that.
Slippery bro, I lost listeners, you know, watching this bullshit.
I mean, people that are watching are probably saying, is this your fan base, dude?
This is what's listening to you?
Yeah, unfortunately, all right?
There's a reason why they say that my fan base and my community is the most toxic community on the internet.
So I think there's a good reason for that.
All right.
I think there's a good fucking reason for that, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Spermy Sugar Cane.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Spermy Sugar Cane requested this one here.
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be about.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit, dude.
You see, man, I don't, I look, even to this day, okay, this was 2011 when my man, Herman Sugarcane, was leading the GOP primary.
And unfortunately, because the fucking political system is racist, unless you're a mulatto like Barack Obama, they're racist towards black men.
That's why Herman Sugar Cane was unfortunately lambasted and character assassinated by the media.
And that's why he had to drop out the 2011 GOP primary.
But I guarantee you, if Herman Sugar Cane had ran for president in 2011, we wouldn't have an Obama 2.
We would not have had Obama 2 because what was Obama's claim to fame?
If you don't like me, you're a racist.
If you don't like Obama's policies, use a racist.
And Herman Sugar Cane would have eliminated that completely.
I guarantee it.
All right.
Anyway, Sperm and Sugar Cane requested this.
This is fucked up, dude.
I do not condone this.
Oh, hi.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Oh, look who it is.
It's the unfunny Tim Meadows, who is the token black guy for SNL and every other sketch comedy team that has too much white on their casting.
And a Godfather's Pizza.
And if you're watching this video, congratulations.
You're a new member of the Godfather's team.
Or as they say, you've been made.
Now, I know you're eager to get out there and start slicing up and serving some pizza, but before we do that, we have some very important things to talk about.
Sexual harassment in the workplace.
You come with me.
How dare you do this to my man Herman Sugarcane, baby?
It's been a long day rolling out the dough.
And you see a co-worker and you think, man, I'd like to touch that girl's body.
Well, not so fast.
You need to learn what kind of touching is acceptable.
Allow me to demonstrate with uh, what's your name?
Cassandra.
Cassandra.
Nice.
Here are the places on Cassandra that it's okay for me to touch.
Here.
Here.
And here.
Ah.
What?
Man, this is stupid.
You know, Tim Meadows.
I will pause this.
The fucking black guy that's trying to play Herman Sugar Cane here.
Tim Meadows, the most unfunniest black person on the planet.
Probably next to that fat idiot that we were watching about a few donos back about his stupid Philadelphia Eagles.
All right.
I mean, Tim Meadows, you're a fucking dumb piece of shit.
A lot of people think that sexual harassment only occurs male to female.
That's not so.
Well, hold on.
What?
What now?
Even if Sugar Cane ran for president, he would have been called an Uncle Tom by the lame S Stream liberal media.
Yeah, but you see, that would have put a whole new spin on the debate there, ST Mike, because Herman Sugar Cane is black, okay?
There ain't no mulatto mix when it comes to Herman Sugar Cane.
And if they would have had that debate, then the blacks would have debated who's the true black.
You know, because I don't know if y'all remember the 2012 election.
I had never seen so many black people go and vote.
And it was because, man, it's my baby Obama, baby.
You understand?
It motherfucking.
It's okay.
It's Obama, baby.
All right.
If we would have had Herman Sugar Cane in there, the blacks would have debated amongst themselves on who was a true black.
Is it the fucking mulatto, barely a trace of black fucking Barack Obama?
Or is it a black, black man in Herman Sugar Cane?
I'll tell you that right damn now.
It would have been Herman Sugar Cane winning that debate.
Now, here to demonstrate, Julie here will be playing the role of the sexual harasser, and I will be playing the victim.
Julie, touch my dick.
No.
Come on, just wave at it.
Give it a little smile.
No.
Come on, grab that song, bitch.
No.
Congratulations.
When a co-worker says no, sometimes she really means yes.
Wait for a woman to say no three times.
Give me a break.
This is horrible.
I call it the non-horrible.
That's German for no, no, no.
I learned that after asking a very nice German lady to take a call.
Can you pause this?
What?
What now?
Art Hyman ghost wants to touch that chick's mouth.
Fuck off, you idiot.
All right.
Let's continue watching this lame ass Tim Meadows bit, who's an affirmative action black to every sketch comedy team that's out here.
If you're like me, you may think you can get away with harassing your co-workers somewhere private, like a ladies' room.
Well, you are wrong, because you will be caught by my surveillance cameras.
Oh my god, dude.
Yeah, she ain't getting harassed.
She just pooping.
Now you're probably thinking, yeah, in the kitchen, I gotta watch myself, but if I'm dealing with the customers, I can get me some, right?
Not so fast.
You must keep at least eight inches between yourself and the customers.
And that's the length of one of our own godfather's pepperoni sticks.
Jesus Christ.
Got a little too close.
I mean, this is such try-hard shit.
No, I'm fine.
Too close.
I mean, this is such try-hard comedy, dude.
I'm really close.
Too close.
Oh, my God.
10 inches away.
Eight.
Uh-oh.
Too close.
Too close.
And Godfather's Pizza, we're like a family.
A real touchy family.
And like anything.
What we double is.
Grab your thigh.
Hello.
This was so stupid myself.
But remember, that's what Italians do.
Now let's get out there and make a depizza pie.
Speaking of which, one, two, three, hit it.
Okay, great.
Yeah, I mean.
My love isn't offer.
You can't refuse.
My love isn't offered.
Somebody said in the chat room, this is Tim and Eric type company.
I'd like a family to come on and show me some titty Godfathers!
I got a thumbs down this.
That was so fucking stupid.
Of course, if you're a liberal and you hate Herman Sugarcane because he is a Republican, then you would find this hilarious.
Supposed Ascend Trap Room00:05:06
Huh?
Oh, it's so hilarious.
We're making fun of a black man who's a Republican.
But if he so happened to have been some kind of a Democrat or liberal, oh, we just put him on a fucking pedestal.
Oh my God.
And what the fuck?
Are we got crotch rockets?
You see, Texas is opening up on Friday.
These crotch rocket motherfuckers can't wait.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
This is requested by Underworld.
And Underworld said, here's some metal for you to ascend to, ghost, or send with, ghost, excuse me.
Let's go ahead.
Underworld requested this.
Let's make sure this is some metal and not some, you know, fruit bowl, you know, up-the-ass, you know, kind of bullshit here.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
All right, once again, Underworld requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
WHAT THE HELL?! THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
I'm telling you, man, you know, pauses.
Fucking weirdo Japs, man.
Fucking weirdo fucking Japs.
Fucking Christ.
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, we need to redefine our relationship with Japan.
Fucking weirdo Japs, man.
I mean, do people actually like this shit?
I mean, this sounds a little annoying.
I mean, when it comes to Asian people trying to do metal, it just doesn't work.
It doesn't.
No matter what these fuckin' Weebo fuckin' idiots say.
How is anybody supposed to ascend to this, you know?
I mean, seriously, how?
This shit sucks!
Fuckin' weirdo fuckin' gases!
This is fucking tuna fish metal.
That's what the fuck this is.
This is tuna fish metal!
I mean, I'm gonna give this a thumbs down, huh?
How is somebody supposed to ascend to this shit?
Seriously.
How is somebody supposed to ascend?
Fucking seriously.
Look, you actually got milky liquors in the trap room that are actually liking this bullshit!
We've got idiots in the trap room that actually like this bullshit.
The free, the free, the free, death.
I'm telling you man, weirdo jacket feminist, socialist with a diamond, ascend ghost.
All right, that's.
Sonic Hammond Ard Artwork00:14:54
That's about enough of that.
Jesus Christ anyway, hell is LL.
Is anybody supposed to ascend to that shit?
Anyway, let's continue going on here.
Who the hell is this?
Uh, DJ Scrubbateries.
Another chat room choice.
Another chat room choice, and the name is pronounced DJ Scrub Attire.
I know it's weird, but I don't know it's.
It's DJ Scrubbataries to me.
All right.
Uh, chat rooms choice.
One, two or three.
So go ahead and put your choice in the chat room.
Right now you've got DJ Scrubbitaries with a chat room choice, and I don't even understand why they even give the fucking chat room any kind of choice whatsoever.
All right, we got a three going on.
Two two, three.
I'm seeing more twos this time.
I'm seeing nothing.
Can't and Brandon!
Especially when there are many, many of them.
That bitch Burger Planet is on.
Yeah, well, fuck Burger Planet.
All right, Burger Planet, you know, we've already prayed for that motherfucker to have a heart attack with his fucking stupid fucking.
You know, have you seen him lately?
He's got like a Play-Doh little fucking tiny man-lit body with a fucking 85-pound fucking head.
All right, looks like everybody is going for number two.
So let's go ahead and let's go ahead and put in number two.
Once again, DJ Scrubbitaris requested this one.
So let's go ahead and see what number two has in store since everybody out there has requested number two.
What is this?
All right, put the PC shot on.
DJ Scrubbitaris requesting this.
Hell is this?
H Combat 7.
What is this shit?
Hear a little bit of some kind of church shit.
here let me sing along with it or how about a call to prayer for the Muslims
Anyway, sorry.
Looks like a Gagorian chant or something.
AK Talk says, so how is Mayor McChees now?
I don't know who the hell you're talking about, Mayor McChees.
You're talking about my mayor?
My mayor is a fucking parentheses, parentheses, parentheses, okay?
I don't want to talk about him because even though the governor is trying to open up the state, this fucking piece of shit mayor of mine is trying to supersede the governor's authority.
And I hope he's arrested for it, okay?
I hope the fucking mayor of San Antonio is arrested.
This sounds like some movie music.
This summer, coming soon.
Alien air pumps infiltrates the earth.
Guys on the line.
Somebody said that this is a video game song.
Once again, DJ Scrubatary has requested this one.
DJ Scrubiteris, what does everybody think about this?
Since everybody's a gamer in here.
I don't know.
I see some bitches ass shaking in a sticker.
I mean, do y'all like this shit or what?
Hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Pause this.
What is this?
Art Hyman, it's a game about jet fighters.
Kind of, all right, never mind I, I get that from the fucking little artwork here.
All right, and it looks like everybody has a general consensus in the chat room of liking it and some people don't like it.
Look at, three out of ten viewers, Muskie.
One out of ten.
Pettis, four out of ten.
Barry Blackberry, four out of ten.
So we got mixed reviews up in here.
Looks like we've come to the end of this song by DJ Scrubateries.
He gave the chat room a chance.
They chose number two and this was behind door number two.
All right, anyway.
Thank you very much, dj Scrub Attires, or whatever your name is.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate it.
All right, and i'm sure that the rest of the chat room appreciates being able to participate in the choosing what is going to be the next uh video, etc.
All right, who do we got next?
None other than Ard Hammond.
Ard Hammond requested this one and he said, uh, wait a minute, hold on a drawing of Ghost meeting his biggest fan ever.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Art Hammond, Jesus Christ we, and you wonder why.
We trolled you.
All right, and uh, as a result, you left with your tail between your legs.
All right, then you wonder why, oh Jesus, put the pc shot on.
Look at this fucking Ard Hammon artwork right here dude, take a look at this.
And what is this?
I'm a midget in a wheelchair now.
I'm a midget in a wheelchair with a big ass nose and the fucking engineer is supposed to be what?
Like three or four times bigger than me.
Jesus Christ, and who is this supposed to be?
Is this supposed to be Wario or some shit?
What is this supposed to be?
I'm telling you man, fucking Ard Hammond, you know, you need to grow the fuck up, dude.
I mean seriously man, you need to grow the fuck up.
All right, and wait a minute.
Is that a Star Of David?
Right there, it's a fucking Star Of David, right there.
Jesus Christ, you know what?
You, Art Hammond?
All right, and fuck all of you that agree with this picture.
You fucking piece of shit.
And somebody said that it's.
It's Dr Robotnik from Sonic.
Oh well great yeah, that's.
You know, that's fucking great, that's.
Fucking great.
For christ's sake Eggman right, Jesus?
Anyway, let me leave this up for a couple more seconds so that Art Hammond could fan his nuts while looking at his artwork.
I'm telling you, this is what I, this is my show, all right, all you folks that are listening.
Hey, it's my life, Don't you forget.
Caught in the crowd.
It never ends.
Never fucking ends dude, All right, everybody appreciate old Art Hammond's artwork does everybody see it look Art Hammond's laughing Yeah, fuck you Art Hammond get it out of here All right, and oh shit, what the fuck the next fucking dono is Ard Hammond again Ard Hammond again?
And he says so.
There's another well-known animator who happened to listen to you back in the day and I wanted to show you some of his content.
All right, more fucking animation, I can't wait, Art Hammond.
Oh Christ, you people know how much I hate animation and you know hey, what is this?
Art Hyman?
The details really ties the pick together, lol.
Yeah, fuck off.
I mean, weren't you just talking shit about Ard Hyman, or Ard Hammond, Art Hyman?
Weren't you just talking shit about this beefy tick camel jockey?
Jesus Fucking Christ anyway, let's go ahead and get to Ard Hammond's fucking next donation.
Okay, here it is.
Art Hammond requested this fuck, is this crap?
The hell, is this fucking garbage?
This has got almost 600,000 views.
Man, pause this.
What it's?
The boy Jake?
The boy Jake With a Dono.
Thank you, the boy Jake.
Once again, Art Hammond requested this!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Jesus Christ, what the fuck am I watching dude, somebody used to watch me and was inspired to do this because of my show.
Is that what you're saying?
I'm telling you, man, this is fucked up.
I mean, you people have shit.
I'm serious, I'm already gonna thumbs down this shit.
Thumbs down.
I'm already thumbs down in this bullshit.
I mean, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Franken Sonic?
Is that what this is?
Frank and Sonic?
Are you kidding me?
You look cute.
You look adorable.
And you wonder why we, kind of like you know, we keep Art Hammond at an arm's length.
You get it now, right?
Keep Art Hammond in an arm's length, dude.
I mean.
This should say it all.
This should show you all why.
All right.
Hello, there's Noble Savage.
Hi, Ghost.
What's up?
Oh, shit.
There you go.
She kind of looks like her too.
Why is the fire in the hut?
We'll repeat.
All right.
Well, good luck to you there, Noble Savage.
And thank God we've got somebody in this crowd of folks that are actually getting laid out here.
You and Fudge Capitalist.
Thank you guys, and I'm glad that you're not going to be like, you know, Ard Hammond over here, which the only thing that he's ever going to get to rub his pennis is Rosie Palms and her five sisters.
But anyway, let's get to the next goddamn donut.
Wait a minute.
The next donation is fucking Ard Hammond again.
Ard Hammond again.
I mean, fuck.
And what is this feminist socialist?
She probably built like a linebacker ghost.
Whatever the hell that means.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
If you're talking about Noble Savage, it doesn't matter.
He's got some poontang.
You don't.
Okay.
All you're doing is fanning your nuts to some cartoon woman, for Christ's sakes.
Just shut up.
All right.
Ard Hammond again.
Believe it or not, with a back-to-back to back.
Ard Hammond requested this one.
And what the hell did you say in this one?
Another one of the animators' works.
Are you talking about the other?
Are you talking about the animator that we just saw there, Ard Hammond?
Jesus Christ.
Of course he is.
Jesus Christ.
Put the PC shot on.
Ard Hammond requested this again.
What the fuck is this?
Why is there a skull?
What the fuck is this crap?
This fuckin' thing's got subtitles.
I mean, this is animation.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh my god!
Now it's pukey!
Now it's fucking puky.
Yeah.
Now it coughed up some egg structures.
Damn and why, dude?
What the fuck did I just watch?
Oh, Christ, dude.
Shall Return Ocean Come00:03:59
All right.
All right.
We get it.
We get it, dude.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God, dude.
Look, Ard Hammond, hopefully, you're not next.
Okay, good.
He's not.
Oh, my God, dude.
What the fuck?
You know, I mean, what the actual fuck there, Ard Hammond?
Are you trying to be some kind of an edgelord because you ran out of the damn ghost show chat room with your tail between your legs?
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, can we get to the next dono, please?
This next one is by somebody calling themselves Not So Wicked Witch.
Not so wicked witch requested this and said it's time to return.
All right, whatever the fuck that means, not so wicked witch.
What the fuck is this?
What did you request?
Oh, God.
Everybody, please.
I don't know what this is.
This is some Lilith Fair bullshit or something.
This is some Lilith Fair muff diving music or something.
Sacred chants for women.
Sacred chants for women.
Chants by Lilith and Judas.
Let's hear these chants, huh?
Let's hear them.
Let's hear him.
Hi!
From the garden, we shall return like a drum.
This fuckin' womanhood shit, dude.
Seriously.
How long is it going to be before we recognize that women leadership is a bad idea?
You want to take a look at women leadership during this coronavirus pandemic?
Take a look at the governor of Michigan Whitmer.
Take a look at Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
Take a look at that stupid Puerto Rican slutbag, Ocasio-Cortez.
And to her we shall return like a drop of rain.
This is so fucking stupid.
These women need to be beekeeper suited.
be super suited fucking quit.
All I gotta say is Islam is right about women.
Flowing through the ocean.
We all come from the goddess.
We all come from the goddess.
We all come from the garden.
No, you didn't.
You came from our rib, bitches.
You came from Adam's rib, bitch.
fuck you talking about you want to know why she's fixated on a garden because Because it was Eve that ate off of the fucking forbidden fruit tree.
These women get orgasms doing that Forbidden Fruit shit.
I mean, give me a break with this shit.
I mean, are women actually gathering up some energy?
Are synapses sparking while these bitches are women and we're from the garden.
We shall return like a drop.
Flow into the ocean.
We all come from the garden.
Seinfeld Kramer Jerry Elaine00:12:50
How long is this shit?
All right, we're almost about done.
Alright, now that you're done playing with the ocean, get back in the fucking kitchen, bitch.
All right.
All right, now that you're done playing fucking muff diving, all right?
Waste of a rib, if you ask me.
Oh, dude.
Oh, come on.
All right, let's continue going, man.
We got a whole bunch more to go.
Wait a minute.
Ard Hammond again?
We went from not-so-wicked witch to Ard fucking Hammond again.
Oh my God.
All right, here it is.
And he goes, the last video I wanted to show from the animator, he claimed that he was inspired to make that he was inspired by me to make this.
Let me see what the hell this is, Ard Hammond.
You and your fucking animation and your fucking drawings and all this fucking stupid trolly bullshit.
He was fucking motivated by me.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
Art Hammond requested this.
Hold on, what is it?
What?
Billy F.U. said, you think Gwyneth Paltrow listens to this while she shoves rocks up her ass to become one with nature?
You know, it wouldn't surprise me, man.
All right.
It wouldn't surprise me.
Fucking Gwyneth Paltrow, that stupid fucking dumb cunt.
All right.
Once again, Ard Hammond, apparently the animator that Ard Hammond requested, supposedly was inspired to create this animation because of yours truly.
So what is this?
You're listening to the PupaZone.
Big government, leave us alone.
Hello.
Hello?
Is this Lingard?
Hello.
Hello.
What the fuck?
Welcome, Paisanos.
The wait is finally over.
We're here.
Me and my brother.
We finally started at the PupaZone, our podcast.
Literally the only podcast that takes place in a pod.
That's right from my deeper.
Are you fucking kidding me?
We are finally here to discuss all the important issues that are facing you, that are facing me, that are facing members of this society.
And you know what?
We're gonna spin a shotlight on the dirty underbelly of society.
Listen, I'm a bug.
I look up most of my life.
How your autism is.
Dirty underbellies.
All your autism is showing about the truth that hangs underneath in the undergrowth.
And I'm the one that's gonna tell you.
Me and my brother.
You assholes in the chat room.
This sounds like me.
You all think that this shit sounds like me.
Are you fucking nuts?
Hello.
You think this sounds like me?
Fuck you.
Get this shit out of here.
You can't see them.
They're not here.
Out there listening to us using waves.
Waves in the air.
Bigger no waves in the air.
We got to give a shout out to Soup, our fly friend, our producer who is running things in the background.
Between Luigi Soup and me, we worked our butts out to make this show.
We better be appreciated.
But you know what?
More than appreciation.
I want to give a big thanks, of course, to our sponsor.
That's right.
Every episode of the PupaZone has a sponsor.
And this, our first most important episode, what's our sponsor, Soup?
We haven't got one.
No, we don't have one for that.
No, sorry.
What do you, what do you, my friends?
What do you, what are you talking about?
We've been playing this show for like half a year.
We don't have a sponsor of the first episode.
Mario, I'll sponsor the episode.
What do I need from you?
You can't sponsor the episode.
You have no money.
We want money so we can make the PupaZone.
All right, I'm sorry.
Even better.
I don't got my money.
Oh, whatever.
We don't have no sponsor this time.
If you are listening to this podcast and you want to sponsor the PupaZone, send us an email.
ThepupaZone at gmail.com.
And people are lucky.
They're lucky I came back.com.
Send us an email.
Hold on, pause this shit.
You guys are lucky I came back.
I was willing right now to walk off the show.
Jesus Christ, Winter the Wolf, True Engineer Radio, hashtag The Musky Husky Engineer TakeOver the Show.
Don't you even go there?
Fucking assholes trying to rip me off.
Everybody tries to rip me off.
Bryce, tell us what you want.
Everybody want money.
Let's go.
Money, money makes the world go right.
Isn't that right, my brother?
I guess so, Mario.
Whatever you say, Mario.
Now, as this is the best People's Own episode, allow me to enlighten you as to the format of each of one of our podcasts.
First, we shout out the sponsor.
Then we tackle a big issue or topic for the day.
I'm done with it.
I was lined up.
I don't appreciate the real whatsoever.
It's a ding damn.
This is a ripping off of your love, and I don't like it.
We end the day with the best.
Everybody always rips me off.
I don't know how we always rip me off.
Doesn't make any sense, but we do.
I've been told we do.
So we're going to be going over fan's up at the end.
And that's an episode.
That's what we do.
So without putting it in the middle of the moment.
I'm letting this go to four minutes and I'm cutting it off.
I don't appreciate this one bit.
Observation.
Observation for a bug is like the very essence of society.
I don't appreciate this one bit.
Some stupid bugs.
Like they're flying in the windows.
Bam!
Bam!
Just flying in there.
I see dummy bugs starting in circles.
This is unbelievably stupid.
Take it off.
All right.
That's enough.
Four minutes.
And I really don't appreciate this whatsoever, there, Art Hammond.
All right, I should call my goddamn lawyer, Shecklestein Noseberg, and see if I can't get punitive damages out of this piece of shit.
Fucking piece of crap.
Anyway, let's move on.
What?
Hit the pipe at it.
With absolutely no control over his emotions or use of psychoactive chemicals.
Fuck you, all right?
You're not the one getting all this fucking troll shit coming at you, asshole.
There are many, many of us.
And in Philly.
Ghost face reveal this is some real animation.
Oh, great.
I can't wait.
I can't fucking wait.
Let's move on, all right?
The next video is by somebody by the name of Poop Wilson.
That's fresh.
Poop Wilson requested this.
And what the hell did you even say anything?
You didn't even say, oh, yeah, fuck my wife, is what it says.
Great.
Anyway, Poop Wilson requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Top.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
I've got to take a look at this for a second.
I've got to take a look.
This may be some snake in the ass.
Women didn't come from man's rib.
They came from the same place as men.
Men and women are the products of over 3 billion years of evolution.
Paganism and Christianity are superstitious bullshit.
We are the products of a godless, indifferent universe.
Godless and indifferent universe.
That sounds like some atheist mumbo jumbo.
If I've ever heard it in my fucking life, okay?
That sounds like atheist mumbo fucking jumbo.
All right, asshole.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, let's go ahead and play this.
Once again, Poop Wilson requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Hello, and welcome to the top 25 funny Seinfeld moments video.
Presented by Bagofshoes.com, The Side About Nothing.
Today we're going to be number 25, the Car Reservation.
In this funny situation, I hate Seinfeld!
Jerry Seinfeld and his friend Elaine.
The Seinfeld guest psychic character go to reserve a car at the car reservation center.
Sadly for them, their car is not to be found.
They ask the lady at the counter to look for the car for them, and sadly, the lady has nothing to offer.
He talks with his friend Elaine, hoping to get to the business situation.
The audience laughs.
This guy's narrating over the whole thing.
Jerry Seinfeld says to his friend Elaine, I am your friend for all time now, forever.
Jerry Seinfeld walks up to the plate.
The employee at the car station says that nothing is to be found.
This is the most overrated show of all time.
an asshole if you don't think so he gestures wildly with his appendages and finds no truth in any vicinity according to the conversation jerry number 44 the kramer impersonation Jerry Seinfeld steps up to the plate and he says the field.
No shit like this.
No sleep.
I'm becoming wildly in a strange way.
Psychosemantically, Jerry's.
No wonder you keep missing out on shows.
You've been recording the PupaZone on the down low.
What?
Very sneakily ghost.
Well, your advert worked, I'll be listening to your new podcast, The PupaZone.
Shut up.
I like it.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up, Poofa Ghost.
Oh, Jesus.
You made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Just shut up and watch this shit, all right?
You fucking fighting.
Seinfeld wishes to control the audience, gestures meticulously towards the fridge with his bad intentions.
Carrying the object, Elaine is gesturing towards her situation.
Kramer understands in a Jerry Seinfeldian way.
In a kafka-esque move-out of character, Jerry Seinfeld eats from the container, using his bodily juices to digest permanently.
Elaine is terrified in a way she's never been before.
I'm sorry, Jerry.
He finishes the sentence, somebody actually donated me!
Kramer Seinfeld activates the lead singer of his permanent complex.
Somebody actually donated this horse!
It's the Seinfeld Rickshaw.
Newman and his side character Kramer Seinfeld stand with the three wise men on the corner of eternity, gazing upon the situation.
The secret president leaves the scene in conversation.
And by the way, I hate Seinfeld.
It sucks a cockwood.
Seinfeld sucks a cockroach.
Kramer gestures with the goalpost fingers.
The government.
It's a famous line.
Everybody laughs.
Kramer gestures and absolves the wise men of their previous sins.
A life of pain on their belt.
They have to find a way to impress Kramer.
Dusty, he still finds himself as a weak candidate, but strong nonetheless.
He is written into the list.
An opportunity awaits him next morning.
Picking up the rickshaw, a sweat drips down his pants.
He does not understand himself, but in this moment, he will use his body to find inner peace.
Going down the way, he listens and runs.
His body becomes like a horse actuating its articulation step by step in a piecewise manner.
The old man says, I am bearded, but I am still wood.
Number 22, the pretzel interpretation.
Are we almost done with this shit?
Kramer talks to his fellow friends.
This is really dumb, dude.
The pretzel made him thirsty.
George says, Is that how you're going to say it?
Kramer says, Elaine says, Do it like this.
These pretzels, Jerry says, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Kramer says, see, that's no good.
George says, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Kramer says, scratching head.
Seinfeld says, George says, I didn't say anything.
All right, are you fucking kidding?
Are we doing this?
Jerry Seinfeld, episode 2, number 1, chapter 4.
George says to his friends, I am Jerry Seinfeld.
I am the lead character of the show.
I love having keys on my belt.
I'm Jerry Seinfeld.
She jumps out the window.
Jerry Seinfeld has been murdered.
Three Half Minutes Chipbook00:15:21
Unfortunately, the show is now over.
Thank you for watching.
To click, please press like.
Oh my god, that was the most stupidest, fucking, dumb, fucking, ridiculous video I have ever seen in my life, Poop Wilson.
Thank you for wasting my fucking time.
All right, thank you for wasting my fucking time, you piece of shit.
All right, who's next?
Might Heiney Penist.
Might Heine Penist requested this and didn't say anything.
All right, so let's see what Might Heiney Penis requested here.
What is this crap?
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, Christ, dude.
All right.
My tiny penis requested this, all right?
I mean, believe it or not, somebody donated $20.20 so that we can watch this bullshit.
And I know!
I know they do this to piss me off.
And let me tell you something.
It's pissing me off!
What is this crap?
They're informing me in the chat that this is an Animal Crossing character in song or some shit.
Animal Crossing is for pussies, okay?
I mean, is it me or is the Nintendo Switch going backwards in gaming?
I mean, I don't know.
I'm not a heavy gamer, but it seems to me that the Nintendo Switch is going backwards in gaming.
What the fuck is this crap?
Hold on, hold on, pause this.
What now?
Poop Wilson, you're welcome, you bitch.
And I'm also Piss Goblin.
Yeah, I figured.
I figured, you fucking milky liquor.
All right, play the rest of this.
Might Heiney Penist requested this.
How long?
Is this a long fucking us?
Three and a half minutes?
Three and a half minutes of this chipbook shit?
Oh, God, man.
This is torture, man.
This is the kind of shit they subject fucking Khalid Shade Mohammed to.
I mean, seriously, this has got 1.1 million views.
Let me thumbs down this shit.
And if anybody comes by this fucking thumbs down, look at that.
888.
Look at that.
Triple Infinity.
Jesus Christ.
What, piss goblin, you fucking milky liquor?
He goes, Do you enjoy anything you know other than dad metal and racism?
First of all, don't call it dad metal.
And secondly, I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, you piece of shit.
I want my three and a half minutes back from this shit, man.
I mean, this is stupid.
This is really fucking stupid.
And there's man children in the fucking chat room that actually like this bullshit.
All right, that's enough.
Take this fucking garbage off, please.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue here, please.
All right, Jesus Christ.
What is next?
Dr. Meow, PhD.
Dr. Meow requested this one and said, In memory of Steve Cash, creator of Taking Kitty Cat video series who died from COVID on Sunday night.
Are you talking about that guy that would talk over his kitty videos?
I thought that dude killed himself.
We could be talking about two different people, but I thought that dude killed himself.
But anyway, Dr. Meow requested this one.
So let's go ahead and see what Dr. Meow has in store here.
All right, hold on.
Wait a minute.
No, this might be the dude.
Didn't this dude kill himself?
I didn't, I did not hear that he died of COVID.
I thought that this guy actually killed himself.
Let me go ahead and look that up.
All right, before we get into anything, huh?
His name was Steve Cash, right?
It's fucking Steve Cash.
All right, let's see if we can find out how he died here.
All right.
Death revealed, cause of death.
I thought he killed himself.
I thought he killed himself, people.
Steve Cash is cause of death.
All right, well, give me his cause of death.
What the fuck was it?
Yeah, he did not leave a suicide note.
You see, here it is.
It's his manner was death by suicide.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
All right, here it is.
Here's Steve.
I knew I heard about this.
I read the news all the time.
And once again, he did not die of COVID.
Here it is.
His manner of death was determined as a suicide.
All right.
So once again, Dr. Meow, come on, dude.
All right.
He didn't die of COVID.
He offed himself.
And by the way, why the hell did I get splashed this advertisement of this ethnically ambiguous couple here?
All right.
I mean, this broad has a bigger dick than this guy right here.
And you want to know why?
This fucking moron renounced his throne so he can be with this fucking disgusting fucking salmon smelling hole over here.
All right.
Anyway, I just had to get that.
I had to get that straight because I heard that he died of suicide.
And I'm glad we validated that.
Anyway, back to Dr. Meow's request here.
Let's go ahead.
He got serious.
Sylvester, you made $405.
Wow.
You sure you want to spend it all on wet food?
Yeah.
I stopped into the office, got on the computer, and I changed my pay rate.
Sylvester, you got your check from Taco.
You made $10,000 at Taco?
Wow.
I cashed your check.
Here you go.
Now, you see, sometimes money isn't everything, and you know, you off yourself.
Sorry.
What do you think you own the house now?
Well, yeah, yeah.
So, that's you're not going to kick me out.
Now, listen, could I just borrow a little bit of money from you, please?
Why?
You know, for like bills?
Yeah.
No, I meant what I meant.
I meant cat food for cat food.
Okay, thanks, buddy.
I'm just going to take a little bit, and then I'll pay you back, I promise, all right?
Thanks, kitty.
I actually want to use the money to build Sylvester's late birthday present, which, to be honest with you, I have no idea how he's doing this.
He just works his little taco job, and then he gets these massive paychecks in the mail, and then I go, I also want to take into consideration that males that are obsessed with cats, they're, you know, there's something wrong with those guys, too.
Look at all this money this guy was making off of fucking making stupid shitty cat videos, and it wasn't enough.
He offed himself.
Isn't that great?
And you know what really pisses me off about people that commit suicide?
If they don't write a goddamn note, you know?
If they don't write a note on saying, you know what, I felt guilty for fooling a bunch of morons into believing that my cat was talking and I made all this money and all this other bullshit.
I mean, give me a break.
Look at that right there.
I mean, there's 3.8 million hits on this fucking video alone.
And this son of a bitch wasn't happy.
What do you want?
got your cat you got fucking you're making money uh getting rich off cat videos You got some fucking broad that you're married to.
What the fuck are you killing yourself for, you stupid shithead?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And what is this?
Kim Jong-un, rest in peace.
Little Kimmy, you were the greatest.
Did they officially announce that?
And by the way, the reason South Korea is denying the reports that Kim Jong-un is in a vegetative state or dead is because South Korea has a vested interest in keeping Kim Jong-un alive.
Remember, the United States just rejected their offer of how much they were going to pay the United States to stay in that area of South Korea that separates, you know, the DMZ, that separates North and South Korea.
And, you know, the South Koreans want us to stay there.
Trump is like, the only reason we're going to stay there is if you pay us.
We're not spending millions a year to defend your border, right?
I mean, this is America first.
So anyway, go back to fucking cat suicide man over here.
Actually, I need to go clean up again.
Hold on, what?
What is it?
What?
Art Hyman, a suicide with no note?
Who he piss off?
Well, take a look at how he's kind of like showing off the money.
You know, I mean, this should tell you everything.
Anybody who like shows off money like this has got some kind of insecurity.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, the fans of this stupid talking kitty don't want to know how much money you're making.
They just want you to fucking go out and produce the shitty content that you produce.
I finally got your mess all cleaned up.
Okay.
So no, like, thank you or anything?
No.
Well, you're welcome.
And what's the deal with Gigi?
Her butt's been stuck up in the air for days.
I keep trying to push it down, but no matter what I do, I can't get it to stay down.
Any idea how to fix this?
Yeah.
Will you fix it?
Yeah.
So you just won't help out?
What do I do?
Should I like take her to the vet?
Okay, now she's walking around the house with her butt in the air.
Kitty, I'm freaked out.
What do I do?
Just poke her with your finger.
I don't understand how that's gonna happen.
Wait, is she in heat?
Sylvester, that was gross.
I know.
But I forgive you.
Besides, I got a surprise for you, kitty.
So yeah, I did miss Sylvester's birthday this year again, but I totally feel like I can make it up to him.
I keep seeing these things online called a catio.
It's like an outdoor extension to your patio for cats so that they can go outside without the dangers of them running away or getting hit by a car or anything.
So I wanted to use Sylvester's money to buy enough materials and lumber to go ahead and build a thing.
That's it.
Hold on.
Talking about money.
Stop talking about money, you insecure shithead.
No wonder this guy committed suicide.
Oh, a lot of work.
But I think if I do it right, he's gonna love it.
Do you know what your presence is?
No.
Well, just try to guess, kitty.
What?
All right, it takes a lot of screws.
Huh?
No, no, it's not Gigi, wood screws.
So any idea?
No.
A catio, Sylvester.
What?
Yeah, I'm gonna go build it right now.
I want cat!
All right, measurements look good.
Just add a little speckle.
And that's it.
I did it.
I made a catio.
Oh my god.
Sylvester, Gibbieson, you gotta come see this.
It's finally finished.
Gibbieson, what'd he say?
Do you want to go outside, kitty?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay, well, not through the front.
It's through the back.
See, I worked really hard on something for you guys.
It's called a catio.
You want to go check it out?
No?
Well, you're going to whether you like it or not, kitty.
There you go, Gibbieson.
Enjoy yourself.
I'll be back.
I'm going to go get Sylvester.
Gibbieson and Gigi are already having a blast in the catio.
So?
So maybe you should go out there and check it out.
After somebody in the chat room said, Kitty, I'm not going to be able to do it.
This was all a cry for help.
Come on.
Just go check it out.
Kitty.
No, this was all a cry for help.
How?
Like, come on, buddy.
Let's go check out the catio.
You're going to love it, kitty, I promise.
All right, here you go.
Enjoy your late break with me, Kitty, Sylvester.
And when you're ready to go back inside, just use the flap.
It's super easy.
Dear Diary.
June February 11th.
So my human slave made this hideous outdoor extension to the prison.
It's basically a wreckyard.
I mean, it has these crazy ramps, holes to climb through, a bunch of staircases, an exercise wheel, water filtration system, and even lights so that we can enjoy prison at nighttime.
I can tell he put a lot of work into this thing, and honestly, hold on, hold on, pause this.
What is it?
Billy F.U., I guess not enough people hit the sub button.
Well, this guy's got 2.49 million subs, dude.
Jesus Christ, I mean, this guy was at least making a few hundred, at the very least, at the very fucking least, and I'm lowballing this, at least $3,000 to $400,000 a year, and I'm undercutting it majorly.
And yet, that, amidst all his cats, amidst his wife, amidst his very easy life, wasn't good enough offed himself.
First part is, there's no way out.
I'm completely trapped in this thing.
And look, I want to be honest with you.
It's just a flimsy.
I understand.
People may have some suicidal thoughts and shit, but when they act on suicide, it's the most selfish shit you can do.
The most selfish shit you can do, especially when you have loved ones around you that care about you.
The most selfish shit you can do.
You just walk right on through it.
But no, no, no, no.
I'm not going to hold it for you, kitty.
You got to learn how to do it yourself.
Just take your body and push through it.
Come on.
I can't.
Yes, you can, Sylvester.
Just walk through it, okay?
Come on, let's go.
How?
Sylvester, I already explained this to you.
I don't understand how that, you're like the smartest cat I know.
Somehow you're capable of opening every door in the entire house.
Yet you cannot figure out a cat flap.
No.
I'm coming out.
Just push.
There you go.
There you go.
I knew you could do it, kitty.
All right, even though you can't see Shelby girl, we can do this.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
I love you, buddy.
Look, a nice house has got a fucking wife.
Hey, Shelby, do you always have to go right between my legs?
You be a good girl.
Don't go for it.
I'm just going to go check the mail.
I'll be back.
Oh, I hope Sylvester got another paycheck.
That would be so freaking awesome.
See, about money again.
About money again.
Oh, we got another check.
I mean, dude, shut up about the fucking money, dude.
Suck Duck for Quack just donated a diamond and said, best friend killed himself at 21.
Bullnose Bulldyke Gangs Nice00:15:18
Almost ruined me.
That sucks, dude.
You know, because that's very selfish.
You know?
Give me a break.
Why would somebody kill themselves when you got people around you that care about you, dude?
It's fucking, it's fucked up selfish shit, man.
Watch out, watch out for the, okay, come on, Shelby girl.
Let's go inside.
It's okay.
Come on, girl.
Come on.
Let's go around the other side.
Nice and slow.
Nice and slow.
Okay, I'm gonna open the door.
Just come on.
Nice and slow.
Whoa.
Okay.
What is this?
From the FBI?
I'm being charged for payroll fraud, kitty.
I got a big problem, buddy.
Well, yeah, me, but both of us.
I think we could be in a lot of trouble, kitty.
Well, you remember when we used my social security number to get you that job?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think we should have done that because I got a letter today from the FBI.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I cannot believe that this motherfucker's got 2.4 million subscribers and this almost has 4 million views.
I cannot believe this.
Wolf Revenge says, don't blame him for killing himself.
World is cold.
Well, you know what?
Life's a bitch and then you die.
It's a bitch for everybody.
Stop.
This guy was making fucking money off of making cat videos for fuck's sake.
Says that I could end up going to the city.
Jesus Christ.
Basically, it's bad.
Wow.
No, this is not a wow moment, Sylvester.
This is a really, really bad moment.
$150,000 fine and up to 10 years in federal prison.
I should have never let my cat use my social security number.
But you know what?
I think it's going to be okay.
I'll just go to court, but I'm going to bring Sylvester with me.
I'm going to make him explain everything that happens.
And it's going to be fine.
Oh my gosh.
Are you serious?
So you're going to tell him everything that happened, right, Kitty?
Yeah.
Okay, it's just, I mean, I'm a little worried because, I mean, can I trust you?
Yeah, don't check.
Okay, I mean, are you shitting me?
Did you know what most people don't even know the cats can talk?
Local YouTube star Steve Cash is raising eyebrows in a payroll fraud case that's also causing quite a fiasco in the court.
I mean, he was making all this money.
I mean, just imagine just on this video alone, he made at least 75 Gs or something.
I'm lowballing and he's making dumb shit like this.
Give me a break.
Feminist socialist just dropped the diamond.
I would off myself too making these videos.
Come on.
Live downtown with the story.
In a strange turn of events, Judge Harrison has been extremely cooperative with Mr. Cash, going as far as to let his cat take the stand today and make a testimony on his behalf.
Your Honor, if I could please bring Sylvester, my cat up to the moment.
Now this is getting cringe.
Your cat to approach.
Your Honor says that you may have changed the lack of in this case.
Tell him.
Yeah.
Objection, Your Honor.
He's pretending he can't talk.
Yeah.
It's not funny.
Order.
in the dark.
Everyone, shut up.
Jesus.
So let's get this straight.
When the most important part came down, all you could say was meow.
You realize everyone thinks I'm crazy?
And this makes you happy.
Yeah.
Well, happy New Year's to you too.
All right, we get it.
Hey, he did a fucking cat rap.
So they fired me for being honest in the driveway.
That's fine.
I don't mind.
They can all go to hell.
Before I knew it, I was hired at the taco bell.
I changed my pay rate to make it worth preparing your lunch.
But both in that one, you find black hair in your birthday to crush.
Making so much money, I was up on the top.
Until the chicks stopped coming, and I finally got off.
But that's fine.
That's why things coming in coast.
I'm done, dude.
I'm sorry.
I can't play anymore.
All right.
Now, Dr. Mia, I don't know where you got that this fucking guy died of COVID, but he died by offing himself.
And now that I watched one of his whole videos, I probably understand why.
No offense, all right?
Anyway, thank you, Dr. Mia.
We appreciate that.
Let's continue here.
Goy Hunter.
Oh, this is great.
Somebody by the name of Goy Hunter has requested this one.
So let's see what the fuck Goy Hunter has in store here.
Oh no, what the fuck is this?
We went from some fucking suicidal guy that produced cat videos.
Now we've got this.
Look at this.
Goy hunters.
Goy hunters.
Fucking goy hunters.
What the fuck is this?
what is this What's this your reading?
Um, Kafka.
I'm actually into Jewish literature.
Oh, wow.
That's really interesting.
You know, well, as a Latter-day Saint, I've got a little bit of Hebrew in me myself.
Really?
Yeah.
Wait.
All of us are about a Gentile claiming lineage.
Are you seeing this?
Yeah, I see him.
I can smell the foreskin on this asshole.
Do you want me to move in?
To be sure that you don't have the day with me at your leg?
So, let me see you?
Yeah, you know when you're baptized into the LDS church, you're actually inducted into one of the three tribes of Israel, so...
So I would be from right here.
Don't say it.
Yeah, yeah, it's all the same.
Say it.
You know, there are actually a few different skin on them.
Rocky Mountain Jews.
Motherfucker.
Oh, God.
AK talk just fucking dropped the diamond.
Is right rice mixing considered suicide?
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to talk about.
Drop high culture and put your hands on your head.
Nice work, Cynthia.
Now, Scram.
You heard the man.
Get your sticky fingers away from my head.
Oh, my God.
We're going to be waiting for this moment.
We've got so much in common, alright?
So much.
Common.
You don't have anything in common with the Jews.
You're going to need your ass kicked.
That won't be necessary, okay?
All right.
I'm here to help.
I've been dreaming of preaching to your people, and I want to bring them to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Don't say Jesus.
All of it's give him the multiple choice.
Now you fucked up, so you got two choices.
You can vote for Bernie Sanders, or you can get the knife.
Well, I don't want the knife, but I just don't think Bernie Sanders chosen.
Oh, no!
AHHHHH This back to the lab.
Oh my gosh!
Are you fucking kidding me?
I never hoped it would be.
Oh my god!
No!
Because you've been a very bad guy.
Oh, this is fucked up, dude.
Oh, no!
You son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
FUCKING BOYHUNTERS!
My god...
This is horrible.
Oh, God.
I'm only letting this go for a little over four minutes.
This is fucked up shit.
Nice work back there.
I couldn't have done it without you.
What's with the new getup?
You're trying to be some kind of mascot or something.
Like, I've got a little something called pride.
Maybe you could try it.
Stop stipping those shicks, you know, keep the line pure.
Yeah, Heil Hitler, right?
You watch your mouth.
What do you got in there, Blood of Christian Children?
Jack Daniels.
Otherwise, I'm seeing double.
Son of a bitch.
How are my little hunters doing?
Hey, Bernie.
President Sanders.
Bernie Sanders.
Thank you for joining me tonight.
It all comes clear now, doesn't it, boys?
Of course you do.
I have information on how they'll bring down our number one goy.
Yankovic.
That son of a bitch has been Jew passing for far too long.
Weird Al Yankovic.
He's been trying to be Jewish for 30 years.
There's no way into his sanctum.
That is why we make him come to us.
Weird Al Yankovic.
Weird Al spends most of his loathsome days and his loathsome nights operating a machine that detects disturbances in the pop culture continuum.
These disturbances indicate hit songs that his demonic soul must feed on.
All right, I think we've had just about enough of this goy hunter shit.
All right.
To parody these hit songs.
All right.
I think we've had about enough of this goy hunter shit.
We made it go five minutes.
I'm sorry.
I thought that was hilarious when I was just talking about foreskins and all that shit earlier in the broadcast.
And this fucking Jew goes, I can smell the foreskin on this son of a bitch.
Dude, look, I'm not condoning circumcision.
I'm just saying that when penises aren't circumcised and there hasn't been a shower in a minute, it smells like old cheese.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
What is this?
Chatelet said Ben Shapiro is pretty good with a gun.
I hate Ben Shapiro.
I mean, what a fucking useless human being that piece of shit is.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Look, I believe Israel is our greatest ally, and I am not anti-Semitic.
But fucking, stop shoving Ben Shapiro down our throats, okay?
Every time this idiot talks, he sounds like a disgruntled autist, and we're supposed to just take him serious or some shit.
Anyway, let's continue.
We got Chad Poopter Griffin.
Chad Poopter Griffin requested this one and said, Ghost's daughter.
Ah, you motherfucker.
You motherfucker poopter.
And this better not be some fucking, you know, some shit we can't show.
Anyway, Chad Poopter Griffin said, Ghost Daughter.
I don't really appreciate that shit.
Hold on, pause this.
What the fuck now?
Gino X 1987 in the house.
Anyway, let's get back to Chad Poopter Griffin's request here.
What is this shit, alright?
Oh, no, don't tell me this is a bullnose bulldyke.
Please don't tell me this is bulldyke gangster rap.
No!
No!
No! No! No! No!
Oh my god, no!
A bullnose bullseye gangster wrapper!
Oh my god, no!
Oh my god!
Eric 310 just donated a diamond saying what the actual fuck is right.
I'm sorry, look, pause this.
Pause this.
I'm sorry.
I can't respect any gang that's going to allow a disgusting, despicable, bullnose bulldyke like this to represent their set.
I cannot respect any gang.
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up shit.
I'm sorry.
Winter the wolf just dropped a diamond, said, where the fuck is its trigger discipline?
Whatever the hell that means.
Yeah, if you swim in race, nah, I ain't cooling winter.
I'm cooling it with niggas that seeing the same picture.
We like bullshit.
Wait, she just said the N-word.
Wait a minute.
Does that mean bullnose bulldykes can say the N-word?
Bullnose muffdiving bulldykes got an N-word pass?
That's some bullshit.
THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT!
If a nigga get to runnin', I'ma drop him now Whippin' in the kitchen, cook the pecs Trappin' out the beamer, or rock the Cadillac Oh, give me a break, fu- Fucking thumbs down this shit.
Thumbs down this fucking garbage.
Keep the pecs on my back like Diego.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
This makes me sick.
This fat, disgusting bullnose bulldyke needs to be punched right in the pussy.
I'M NOT KIDDING! OH MY GOD!
Why is it?
Why is it?
I'm sorry.
Every bullnose bulldyke looks like a fucking overgrown fucking middle school child.
And what is this?
Fox McLeod, the only thing this bitch is killing is the fridge.
Yeah, no shit.
Like this bitch is putting in work.
Like this bitch is busting caps.
Like this bitch is beating up other people, other men from other sets or some shit.
Why is it that every time there's a bullnose bulldyke, this looks like some fucking fat kid from eighth grade?
Some fat boy from eighth grade that loves cake.
Told them niggas slide.
Jesus Christ.
And she's got an N-word pass because she's a muff diver.
Hold on, we just fucking hold on.
What is this?
What?
What is it?
Billy F.U. Just said, turf.
What gangs, gangs, what the hell does that mean?
Turf gangs, gangs.
Oh Jesus, I don't even know what the hell you're saying.
If, if it, if you think, just never mind, i'm tired, just play this shit.
I don't even want to.
I don't even want to play this any longer.
Killer knocking bitch.
Did she just say pedo?
That she's a pedo, of course lgbtq.
The packs wrapped in the foil like burritos.
I'm not a choppa buddy.
Nigga got gaquil homicide.
The only time my shoes are red bob.
You mother's having problems, then that 40 gon' solve them.
Be looking at a nigga, but you really should apply.
How many times is this fat bulldy gonna say the n-word?
Yeah, i'm smoking on a guest.
I call the Peck Munchies smoke.
Too many ops that a nigga out of mushies.
That muddy spike got me Chad Creeper Griffin.
Sushi Metal Punk Sounds Tune00:11:18
Where the fuck you find this shit hungry figure each and tweaking up for the perks.
Nigga, you ain't real in the hood.
You ain't got certs.
I'm a street nigga.
Cause a nigga putting that work.
You're a street n-word.
You ain't got no word ass.
Niggas probably told them, niggas, slide.
I got the 30 and the f and i'm oh high you pussy niggas out here to homicide my niggas is rekilling.
That's her whole two-week paycheck from Wendy's.
Get the fuck out of here.
Now she's rapping about food, this fat fuck.
All right, I've had enough of this.
It's fucked up.
I thumbs down this shit.
I would encourage everybody to do so.
What are the comments?
I got to see.
I always wondered what my elementary lunch lady was doing nowadays.
Oh, God.
All right, dude.
And fuck you, Poopter Griffin, for saying that's my daughter, by the way.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
But good God.
Anyway, by the way, Black Ghost is still complaining on when this goddamn video is going to...
It's going to happen right after this video, Black Ghost.
That's how many videos we've had to go through to finally get to your shit.
All right, and they keep coming.
All right, because it never ends.
All right, San Antonio State Hospital requested this one and said warning.
Ghost has escaped from the state hospital in 2015.
Now he's broadcasting his delusions on D-Live.
Proceed with caution, huh?
All right.
And look, Drastic Cat, if my stream's coming out, why don't you fucking stop downloading pornographic material and just listen to my stream by itself and maybe it'll be a little better for you, okay?
Anyway, San Antonio State Hospital requested this one.
And this is supposed to be me, I guess, escaping in 2015.
Oh, put the PC shot on.
Take a look at this.
Take a look at this.
But video on, I can't, look at this.
Look at this.
Video unavailable.
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
What the fuck kind of Euro cuck bullshit is this?
Comments turned off.
I'm thumbs downing it just because I can't see it.
Who the hell requested this one?
San Antonio State Hospital.
Let me tell you something.
San Antonio State Hospital, if you want to request another one, you can go ahead and do a three-bucker and tell me which one you want to put.
But I cannot play this.
I cannot play this video unavailable.
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
And I'm from America, boy.
So this is probably some Euro trash that's, oh, you know what?
We're not going to make it available over there in the United States.
So anyway, once again, San Antonio State Hospital, I can't do it, dude.
I don't know what you want me to do.
You're more than welcome to put another three bucker and give me another link and I'll play it.
But I can't play it right now because it won't let me do it.
Because Euro cucks hate freedom.
Anyway, Black Ghost.
All right.
Here's your $20, 20 bucker, Black Ghost.
And by the way, what the hell you had such a heart on for me to watch?
Oh, Japanese metal.
Give it a chance.
It's actually pretty great.
You might want to have subtitles on for the lyrics, though.
It's in Japanese.
I know you hate them, but it's pretty good.
Let me tell you something right now, man.
Let me tell you, it better not be that stupid fucking, those stupid fucking jap broads that are out here.
What is it?
Baby metal or whatever the fuck it's called.
This better not be that shit.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right, let's go ahead, put subtitles on.
And once again, Black Ghost requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
is this?
This is Jap Metal?
This This is Jap Metal?
I mean the damn guitar sounds out of tune!
I mean, the fucking guitar sounds out of tune, for fuck's sake.
What is this sushi metal bullshit?
First of all, this is not metal.
sounds a little like punk, and a horrible attempt at punk at that.
Everybody in the chat room is saying this shit sucks a cock with it.
Fucking sushi metal.
And fuck you, all you people that are saying this was better than Pantera.
Pantera is metal.
You fucking knob-gobblers!
Oh my god, you people obsessed with the Japanese culture.
Give me a break.
Seriously!
Seriously This is utterly horrible.
And Merrick 310 says sucks a cock with it.
I completely concur.
I completely agree.
Oh, dude.
Jesus Christ.
So look, Black Ghost.
I mean, we have to agree to disagree on this one, man.
This is not fucking, this is not metal, first of all.
This was punk and a horrible attempt at punk at that.
And look, I know you guys that are obsessed with the Japanese culture.
I know you guys want me to sit here and say, oh, that's actually very good.
That's actually a very good.
I'm not going to do it, dude.
Okay?
I'm not going to do it, Black Ghost, okay?
And by the way, aren't you black?
Black Ghost.
All right.
Anyway, who the fuck is next?
DJ Scrubbitaris.
All right, now hold on, I might not do this one because this is not a goddamn, this is not a fucking YouTube, but I guess I'll make an exception here for Scrubataries because Scrubataries has, you know, he's donated a few.
So let's see what the hell Scrubbitaris has.
He says, you want a pizza slice.
I already don't like that comment.
First of all, there, DJ Scrubbitaris.
I already don't like that comment.
So what the hell is this?
Oh, no.
Wait a minute.
Is this a naked fucking man here?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Look, viewer discretion is advised, folks.
Once again, DJ Scrubbitaris.
Hold on, let me see if I can vet this.
All right.
Look, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm not even too sure if I'm going to show the whole thing.
DJ Scrubbitaris, dude, I thought that you were an okay dude until you fucking requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
Look, what is this shit?
Anybody want a pizza slice?
What the fuck?
Anybody want to pizza slice?
Anybody want some pizza food?
Anybody?
Oh my god, this is some Pizzagate shit or something.
Anybody want some pizza food?
Anybody want the pizza snarks?
Anybody want some pizza food?
Oh my god, dude.
This is ridiculous.
This is Manchild America.
And this guy's a partner on this fucking site.
This guy's a fucking partner on this fucking site.
You've got to be kidding me, dude.
DJ Scrubbitaris, first of all, it's bad enough that you donated this fucking shit.
How and why did you even know about this shit?
I mean, seriously, that says a lot about you there, DJ Scrubbiter's.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god.
Oh Christ.
Once again, it's my life.
Don't you forget.
All right, let's see.
Who the hell else is next?
Oh, it's Peppermint Swirl.
Did somebody say my little pony?
Very discretion is advised, folks.
This is probably some fucking stupid bullshit horse head up the ass having brony up in here.
So let's see what they...
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I don't know why these bronies are always around my show.
I don't get it, folks, okay?
I mean, these fucking bronies are a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit.
I'm serious, man.
They're a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit.
All right.
Once again, Peppermint Swirl requested this.
All right, play it.
What the fuck is this crap?
Are you shitting me?
Fuck the dronies have to protify everything?
The recording!
The second name back in Chicksa Virgin!
Fucking ban old bronies!
Ban old bronies!
Fuck all your craves!
PASSPLATE FOR YOLAN I mean, this is fucking stupid, dude.
This is so stupid.
You gotta be shitting me.
You've gotta be shitting me.
Alright, hold on.
Pause this.
What is it?
What is it?
San Antonio State Hospital.
Wings Redemption Fat Camper00:10:33
Well, alright, I'm gonna check the two to make sure it's really you, and then I'll play it.
But thank you for looking something else up, alright?
Thumbs down this crack.
Thumbs down this crap.
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all, there was always a bunch of people.
These fucking pony brony motherfuckers.
We could start over.
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong.
We bring the best outside.
Oh, God, man.
They're fruiting up psychosocial.
Best friends until the end of time.
Oh, but ghost, I like what it says about friendship.
I like the artwork, ghost.
I like the message of friendship, ghost.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
All right, that was fucked up.
All right.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot, Peppermint Swirl.
Yeah, we really needed that one amidst this fucked up fucking night of bullshit, huh?
All right, who's next?
Oh, John Conquest is next.
John Conn.
I'm going to take two or three more, then I'm going to open up the chest.
So, everybody who's wondering, all right, I'm going to take about two or three more, then we're going to open up the chest here.
Johnny Conquest says, Ghost, here's a cop show from Australia called Bellamy.
It's from 1981.
I'd be interested to hear your opinion on this show.
Cheers.
And what's up to all my blokes in Australia, mate, or my mates, I should say, in Australia.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
Oi, oi, oi.
All right, Johnny Conquest requested this.
So let's take a look.
Bellamy.
Unreal.
Unfucking real.
Let's watch a minute.
In 1981, they've got this kind of sophisticated fingerprinting technology.
Isn't that great?
Australia ahead of the fucking curve.
If they could identify him or knew too much, get on the records.
See where they can turn up.
All right.
All right.
That's enough of Bellamy.
All right.
Is this Kelso?
Is he fucking getting ready for another hit?
Oh, he's getting ready for another hit.
And is it Bellamy?
Who knows?
Anyway, there's the goddamn name of the video.
There's the channel.
If you want to take a look at it and see what happens to Bellamy, I doubt that he's dead because the whole goddamn show is named after him.
So if he dies, well, there ain't no more show.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Thank you, Johnny Conquest.
I really did appreciate that.
I'm really intrigued about Bellamy.
Let's get to the next one here.
This next one was requested by Marshall Burnsey.
And Marshall Burnsey says, Look here, look, listen.
So let's see what Marshall Burnsey has in store for us today here.
What is this?
Oh, no.
Why do you do this, Marshall Bernsey?
Are you a fan of this fat fuck or something?
Are you a fucking fan of this fat fuck?
Fucking wings of redemption.
Look, I don't like wings of redemption, folks.
I really hate this guy.
So before I even play this video, I'd like for everybody to please bow their heads, bow their heads.
God, I don't know whether or not you have a sick sense of humor, but why you keep useless fat fucking piles of protoplasm like Wings of Redemption alive.
I don't know if you're trying to play a joke on us regular everyday American and law-abiding citizen folk or what you're doing.
But God, please, if you can, stricken this fat piece of low-life trash with some kind of a physical ailment.
Please, for Christ's sake, a heart attack, a stroke, all right, a blood clot.
All right, make his gut bust something.
This guy's a waste of human life, and I'm sick of seeing him on the internet.
I'm sick of seeing this waste of fucking fat piece of shit, human life on the internet.
Get rid of this fat fucking piece of trash.
Amen.
Play it.
Jesus Christ, you can't even hear this shit.
We can't even hear this shit.
I mean, we can't even hear this shit.
We can only see his fat ass.
Look at this fat fucking loser.
Look at this.
Hold on.
I'll pause it right there.
Go back and pause it right there, please.
Why does somebody that puts this much pile of shit on their body even deserve to live?
I'm just asking.
I mean, I'm just asking.
Seriously, this guy deserves, please, God, please, a fucking heart attack.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Alright.
Dude, you can't hear this shit.
I mean, what?
Ah, he got snot in his fucking fat nose.
There he falls off his chair because he's a fat piece of shit.
Please scratch his face, cat.
Scratch his fucking face.
Fucking bite his nose.
Seriously, man.
All right, you cunts.
I am killing myself tonight.
I've had a good run.
But working with a fucked up brain like mine can only get you so far.
So long, you cunts.
Wait, is that's not really distilling.
All right, go shut your ass.
That ain't really distilling.
And by the way, ST Mike the meme genie with a diamond, he's still slimmer than you.
Yeah, right.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Y'all think that I'm a fat piece of shit like this or something?
I mean, I'm not.
All right.
I'm not a fucking hambone, alright?
This fucking guy, this tub of shit is a fucking hambone, okay?
This tub of shit.
Seriously, man, this fucking fat tub of shit is a waste of fucking life.
Try Matthew again.
And look, nobody wants to play with him.
Look at anybody out there.
Anybody want to play with me, please?
I'm Wings of Redemption.
All I do is sit my fat ass in this fucked up shit trailer room of mine and play Call of Duty, even though I suck a cock with it at the game and blame everybody else for my own fucking camping fat fucking ass.
And that's all you are, fucking dumbass Wings of Redemption.
You're a fat fucking camper with no fucking skills and you suck.
You fucking suck.
I think maybe because I started the game in a while.
Nobody gives a shit.
Choke yourself.
You fat piece of shit.
Choke yourself.
Somebody ban him, please.
Somebody ban him, please.
Shut up.
I love you.
You gotta go.
He just threw his cat.
He just threw his fucking cat.
This fucking God.
He's just not working.
Hey, Marshmallow.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I've been better.
I'm not really feeling the greatest today.
Well, hopefully you're feeling bad and it's a heart attack incoming, okay?
It does.
And Merrick310 just said people just accused him.
This is a fucking hambone right here.
I do go that route.
This right here is a fucking piece of shit hambone.
Attention, Richard.
We at the CDC recommend you go to Walmart and stock up on Baguette Meals.
Who the fuck did that?
Baguette meals?
Who the fuck did that?
Who the fuck did that shit?
Look at him.
You see how he's a camper?
You see this?
A fucking camper, man.
You still play like a fucking noob and you've been playing for 20 years, you fat fuck.
I know you want loves.
All you are is a camper, and you are a fucking waste of life.
Stop messing with the cord.
Shut up, you fucking fat femme.
Brayson, I'll kill you.
What are you doing?
Stop.
How long is this?
Because we're not playing at all.
I'm letting this go to four minutes.
See this camping piece of shit?
Man, dude, quit being that bitch, man.
He's in fucking loan office.
He's in loan office.
You're camping too, you fat fuck.
This fucking dumb, naive, oblivious fat fuck doesn't get it.
You're a camper, you fat fuck.
Bank chapter 7 as well.
By the way, I don't know if y'all have seen this one.
Hold on, what is this?
Were you the guy who abused me yesterday in the Wendy's drive-thru in an Eco Boost Mustang shouting, Look here, look, listen?
While honking your horn after I was told they ran out of chili, fat fuck.
That's all he does is guzzle down fucking Wendy's chili like a fat fucking artery clogging piece of trash.
No, I'm streaming, but so you're gonna get messages.
All right, go fuck yourself.
All right, hey, Marshall Burnsey, are you a fucking fan of this guy?
And if you are, why?
Why?
Seriously, this guy is a fucking waste of life.
And he's boring as fuck.
Yeah, just do it.
Just do it, buddy.
By the way, I don't know if y'all saw this, but one time last year, Wings of Redemption was like going through his little stupid, I don't know what he was doing.
He was going through his system and accidentally showed himself taking a picture of himself in the mirror of his fat ass.
Did y'all see this?
I unfortunately saw it.
And why in the hell would you even fucking take a picture of yourself and your fat ass in the mirror unless you're on Grinder saying, hey, big fat boy here, door open, ass in the air.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
Did y'all see that?
This guy showed his bare fat ass, and it was a picture taken by himself.
Anyway, fuck you, Wings of Redemption.
Vomit Scratchy Throat Feud00:04:01
Come out of the closet already, all right?
Nobody takes a picture of their own ass unless you're on Grinder, you fat fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Marshall Burnsy requested that fucking shit.
I'm not opening the chest on that one.
All right, we got Norst Brony.
Norse Brony requested this and said, I, for one, need a palate cleanser after that Ariana Grande tenable clip.
All right, here it is.
I could only imagine what Norse Brony has in store for us up in here.
All right, what the hell is this?
Oh, look who it is.
It's Family Feud, baby.
Classic Family Feud, by the way.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Come on, let's play this old school family feud, baby.
The plot city, right?
Wish you both luck until you 100 people surveyed the top five answers around the board.
You've got to try and find the most popular answer.
Long question.
Here it is.
What is it?
There are usually symptoms that tell you so.
Name one of those symptoms.
Yeah.
Cold.
A runny nose.
Runny nose.
Running nose, baby.
Dare it right there, baby.
Running nose, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Fever.
Fever.
A little bit of a fever, baby.
Kiva, play or pass, cross it over. Play on.
You can meet the black man.
Very proud of you, darling.
I'm proud of myself.
It's two of us.
We're both driving.
Hi, Richard.
It's nice to see you.
Oh, couldn't do that in modern-day America.
Cough.
Cough?
Cough is not there.
What do you think?
What about a sneeze, boy?
Cold chills.
These are fucking backwards hicks, for fuck's sake.
Cold chill, baby.
First time I've heard nine syllables in cold chill.
Cold chills.
I mean, you dumb shit kicking hecks for crying.
What about a sneeze going on?
I'm sure we're okay.
You get a scratchy throat.
Scratchy throat.
Oh, my God.
Okay, hopefully, scratchy throat is up there.
He got it.
Sore throat there.
about a fucking sneeze what do you think sir the symptom that tells you you're getting sick a.k.a. talk with a dry with a diamond the blues Might want to vomit.
Might want to vomit.
You want to puke up, boy.
What are you drinking too much of that cheap-ass bottle of hooch there, Grandpa?
I'll throw up if it's there.
You're all right.
And if not, third strike, Blodgett's got a chance to steal.
Vomit?
There it is.
Upset stomach vomit.
How about an ass blast of diarrhea?
How about that?
How about an ass blast?
Started with you, and you can just polish it off right now.
Come on.
When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter.
Drag ear wouldn't have very much pamp.
Now, I don't think that's a very good one, but that's.
Well, you've lost.
You don't got very much pimp, you know, bath.
They would tell me that I was pepless.
The loss of pep is there, darling.
You get all the money.
If not, bludgets get a chance to steal.
Wait a minute, how come there's one white woman in the Blodgett family?
Richard, we're going to go with aches and pains.
Aches and pains.
Do we got it up there, baby?
Headache?
Headache?
Headache could mean anything, brother.
The hell are you talking about?
Bane Capitalist Fuck Stupid Jap00:04:40
Billy F.U., he kisses dudes' wives with no fucks given, Savage.
Dude, that's the way it used to be.
I mean, people used to be very, you know, kind of open, you know, when it's not like that anymore.
Used to be able to kiss women on the lips.
Used to be able to kiss women on the cheeks, kiss women on their hands and shit.
You do that now.
It's fucking rape.
So it sucks.
$57.
Everybody's not going to give it to Dolly.
Headache?
Head ah!
The black family got it, baby.
The black family got it.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thanks, Norx Brony, for a little bit of a palate cleanser after that Ariana Grande tenable.
And after this one, I am going to open up the chest.
So here it is.
Bane Capitalist has requested this one and said, here's some serious metal ghosts.
You'll absolutely love it.
Let's fucking rage, brother.
Okay, let's see what Bane Capitalist has in store here.
Let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
What the hell is this, Bane Capitalist?
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
This fucking stupid, dumb baby jap metal bullshit.
Here we go.
Here we go with this crap.
I'm thumbs down in this shit.
This is the most dumbest shit.
Anybody who likes this, you're a fucking pedophile.
I'm sorry.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, this is the fakest fucking metal shit I have ever seen.
And if I saw these bitches, I would probably slap them.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'd say, you stupid sushi bitches, fuck, and all you fucking hear is, fucking stupid dumb fucking metal jab bitches.
fucking stupid dumb fucking metal jab bitches.
Oh my god.
All right, I've had enough.
I need.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my pipe?
Jesus Christ, man.
I need some substances after all this dumb shit.
I'm not even kidding.
I need some substances, brother.
I need a little bit of the devil's lettuce.
The Reaper, the grass, the marijuana, the poo smoke is what the fuck I need.
Where's my bag of dope?
My bag of fucking dope.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Stupid fucking jap metal bullshit.
Fucking weirdo japs, dude.
Fucking weirdo japs.
I would never like this shit in any capacity.
I want you all to recognize that I know you keep donating this shit thinking that I'm gonna be like, oh my god, this is pretty decent metal.
This is borderline pedophile bullshit.
That's why these japs are so fucked up in the head.
I wouldn't be surprised if these little girls' panties were being sold in a bending machine in Japan somewhere.
That's how fucking sick Japs are.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, real funny.
Bane capitalist, you're a fucking asshole for requesting this.
I'll tell you that shit.
Fucking piece of crap.
Feminist socialists just dropped the diamond metal is for baguettes in general.
What the fuck you talking about?
Metal is a fucking music genre, but with a pair of cock and balls.
The fuck are you talking about?
It's not supposed to be beboppy bullshit like this.
I'm not even kidding.
Fuck these stupid jap bitches, man.
They make me sick.
I hope they choke on the fucking sushi roll.
Give me my fucking smoke.
I gotta find.
I'm sorry.
I'm smoking Reaper.
I can't take this anymore.
Dre Black Community Pookie 71300:15:14
Oh, God.
How long is this shit?
Alright, it's almost over.
Thank God.
Fucking weirdo japs, dude.
This fucking, this is horrible.
Fuck you, stupid, dumb jap bitches.
All right, look, I'm not gonna donate after that.
I gotta do one more.
I'm sorry.
I've got to do one more.
I'm not going to open up the chest after that stupid fucking Jap shit.
I'm not doing it.
We're doing one more, and hopefully this next one is fucking decent, alright?
This next one is by Pookie from 713.
What the fuck?
Pookie for 713.
The fuck is that shit?
Fox McCloud.
Apparently Rob Zombie likes this shit because Rob Zombie is doing it for marketing purposes, alright?
He wants fucking Japanese weirdos to buy his album.
That's why all these fucking metalheads are liking it, alright?
Alright, I mean, if these stupid, dumb, fucking idiot metal bitches can go and get 150 million views on a goddamn on a YouTube fucking video, that's why all these metalheads are bowing to these stupid dumb jab bitches.
But fuck them.
Anyway, Pookie from 713 said, yeah, baby, my Trump bucks came in.
And so enjoy this video.
Also, unban me N-word.
I don't know.
I don't see you in the damn band section, so I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
But Pookie from 713 requested this because supposedly he got his Trump bucks in.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
Do we really have to listen to this studio ass fucking gangster, fucking Ice Cube?
You know, back in 93, 94, this motherfucker was talking about busting caps, pimping hoes, murder, running from the ghetto bird and shit.
And then it's not, but 15 years later, this son of a bitch is doing Nickelodeon movies and shit.
Fuck this guy.
If you want my opinion, anybody who's wanting to make a name for themselves in the rap industry should target either this guy, fucking Snoop Dogg, or Dr. Dre for completely demoralizing the black community and elements of other communities.
White, Mexican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, and all that shit.
So play whatever the fuck this is.
Is it authentic about all of black America or just a segment of black America?
I mean, my concern is that white kids that are buying this stuff, a lot of the music reinforces negative stereotypes.
That blacks are violent, that they disrespect women, that they kill each other, they use bad language.
It's not supposed to be the black reality.
It wasn't that way in 93.
It's like that now because of this fucking N-word right here.
Reality.
Does that concern you?
That's just a result that we don't have a lot of media outlets because the white community is way more violent than the black community on a bigger level.
Oh, yeah.
Can you please back that up with statistics there, Ice Cube?
Because I would have loved for you to quote an FBI stat or something.
But no, you just generalizing like a dumb motherfucker.
Look at Bosnia and Herzegovina.
You know, it's not a black face nowhere in there except in the UN.
But.
Wait, did he just say there's not a black face in the UN?
Fucking ignorant ass motherfuckers.
And white people disrespect their women on a bigger level than ignorant motherfuckers.
That a black person could ever do.
You rap about bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Give me a fucking break.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking Ice Cube, you piece of shit.
All right?
You are a contributing factor to the degradation of black and every other fucking community in this fucking country.
You Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, you piece of shit.
It's a white man that says, well, a woman only makes 71 cents when I make a dollar.
You know, that's nothing black got to do with that right there.
So.
Black ain't got nothing to do with that right there.
That's why 85% of black fucking children are now being born to single mothers, you fucking ignorant piece of fucking Afro-puff shithead.
Fuck you, Ice Cube.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, this man, Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre are responsible for the degradation of black people.
Kids, today are really not concerned on how, on really white people endorsing who we are.
We're not concerned about that in 93.
And I think that we really need to refocus as a community and could care less who looks bad upon us, you know, because it doesn't make a difference.
White people have really never helped our situation.
You know, matter of fact, they was.
Man, white people never helped our situation.
I don't know what the fuck you talking about, motherfucker.
Hey, asshole, the Civil Rights Act, you fucking dumb shit.
All right?
White people aided your cause on a political scale, on a national scale, for the Civil Rights Act to be signed into place, you fucking ignorant fucking gro.
Jesus Christ.
Founders and putting us in this situation, so their endorsement shouldn't matter in 1993.
So you don't care what they think.
Not at all.
Because I'm an ignorant motherfucker.
What do you think the appeal of the music is to the 70% of the market that is white that buys it?
The appeal is the reality of it.
Everybody likes the truth.
The truth is good for your brand.
Bullshit!
If you told the truth, you would tell everybody that you were never a gangster, that you and Dre conked your fucking hair and tried to be disco bunnies back in the early 80s, you dumb fuck.
All right, I remember your stupid fucking dumbass group, CIA, how quaint that name was, by the way.
I remember Dre's group back in the day, the fucking world-class wrecking crew.
Fuck it, give me a fucking break.
I mean, you remember the fucking world-class wrecking crew?
That was Dr. Dre's group.
All right, take a look at Dr. Dre during that time.
Take a look at fucking Ice Cube and the fucking stupid group CIA at the time.
All right.
I only need you to turn off the lights.
That was that stupid fucking song for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, play a little bit more of this shit.
Society that features.
And by the way, AK talk says N-Word sold drugs.
He didn't sell drugs.
These are studio-ass gangsters, man.
These guys aren't real.
Many lies, which doesn't help you grow as an individual at all.
This is uncut raw truth.
You know, why do people watch cops?
You know, because they can see the truth.
They don't want to see reenactments no more when this is showing you the real deal.
And that's what the rap is.
You aren't the real deal, though, you fucking disco bunny head motherfucker.
And matter of fact, some of the white kids are sick of their fathers telling them about the community.
They want to hear what's the problem.
It's just their problem.
You know, it's not.
You dumb shit.
This gangster fucking rap bullshit was a small percentage of the black community, you dickhead.
And all you got to do is go look back at the old music that black people used to fucking write.
Do you remember?
It was about love.
It was about loving somebody.
It was about having somebody love you.
It was about appreciating life and shit.
I mean, Marvin Gaye, all right, Diana fucking Ross.
All right, Motown.
You know, you have Soul Music with the Godfather of Show, James, Soul James Brown.
I mean, you got these folks.
Nowhere in any context was being a fucking thugger, gangster piece of shit like this was ever prevalent in the black community until these motherfuckers made it prevalent.
Until Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube made it prevalent with their fucking glorification of this shit.
Like, you know, like we're putting a bad front in for the community.
The community is going to all hell because poverty and frustration does not mix.
And when you have that time bomb, it blows up like it did in April of 1992.
So, you know, let me tell you something.
I'm starting to say, look, April 1992, if you want my opinion, was a psyop, okay?
I think it's rather convenient that the guy who got beat and conveniently photographed in a very studio capacity was last name was King.
As in referencing Martin Luther The King, it was Rodney King, all right?
And if you take a look, if you take a look at that footage, it seems as if they're light-blowing, if not downright missing, Rodney King.
And conveniently enough, much like this COVID-19 shit, the media just kept playing over and over and over again, Rodney King getting his ass beat over and over and over again, to which the response by the black community was to go fucking ape shit.
No pun intended.
I'm sorry, no racist pun intended, but to go ape shit and go fucking loot, rob, steal, and commit violence in a completely senseless manner.
In a completely senseless manner.
That was a complete goddamn psyop, if you want my opinion.
And that's why Rodney King ain't here with us anymore.
And many of the cops and everybody that was involved have been put into sequester, that have taken lifelong sabbaticals, etc.
All right?
Play the rest of this shit.
All that stuff you were saying, put that aside.
We're becoming their heroes.
And that's really why the media is in a frenzy.
We've become their heroes, baby.
And all these clowns off their wall.
Yeah, oh, they're taking Babon Jovi off their wall, baby.
They putting me, baby, that'll rob your house that runs from the ghetto bird.
You know what I mean?
Have you ever heard the song Creep by this guy?
This guy, the whole song is about carjacking a motherfucker.
All right, the beginning of the song by this piece of shit goes, I'm hot.
My feet hurt.
Inside the mind of a carjacker.
And that bitch is slipping.
And he talks about carjacking a motherfucker.
And this guy's talking about him being a hero.
Vice Cube, public enemy.
And then they're starting to listen to what we have to say.
Because it's not all on the gangster tip.
A lot of it is really political.
And that's where the problem stands.
Yeah, you want to know what it's political?
You want to know what it is that you contributed to the black community politically?
You made them lifelong slaves to the government.
All right.
People like you, people like Barack Obama that hate your own people, you have made them slaves to the government.
And they can't go anywhere because they're afraid that they're going to get their entitlements taken away if they make too much.
All right.
They're encouraged.
They are paid by the government to be cheap pieces of shit.
Thanks a lot, Ice Cube.
What a contribution to black America.
The influence of white people.
I'm telling you, dude, listen.
I'm saying this facetiously, but maybe I'm not.
Any of you people that are out there that are rappers and really want to make a name for yourself, all right, instead of capping each other out in the streets because y'all got the wrong fucking colors and all this other bullshit.
Take a look at these brothers.
I'm just saying.
Hey, ghost, here's some old school Pantera for you.
Yeah, yeah, ghost penis.
Go fuck yourself.
Anyway, let's play 20 more, 30 more seconds of this, and I'm moving on.
Motors and record label people.
From what I gather, a lot of the white owners of record companies have said, make it harder, make it nastier, make it dirtier, that they're encouraging that kind of thing because they think that will sell even more.
And we're kind of excited that Snoop Doggy Dog got into the trouble because, wow, that's going to boost record sales.
What white hand is at play in this stuff?
Oh.
As far as Ice Cube's concerned, a white hand is never in play.
Get the fuck out of here.
I can't speak for other artists.
Get the fuck out of here.
Who's paying your check, brother?
Who's writing the check that you going out and buying your fucking toys and all this other bullshit with?
It ain't a brother.
Fucking fake ass mother.
All right, take this motherfucker off my screen.
I'm done listening to this piece of shit.
This motherfucker could kill a massive portion of his population, induce his population into delinquency and degeneracy.
And this motherfucker has the audacity to be like, man, a white man is worse, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
No white man does worse.
No white man, the white boy looking at us as heroes, baby.
They ain't looking at motherfucking Bon Jovin no more.
Get the fuck out of here, ice cube, you fucking piece of shit.
I can't believe this guy can even sit there with a straight face and say that shit.
All right, look, I'm gonna, I can't take anymore, dude.
I have to start drinking.
You know that I've tried to stop drinking.
Well, I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
You know, you can call me weak.
I don't really give a shit.
All right.
What is it?
2.30 in the morning out here at the Ghost Show Studios.
Everybody knows what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
That's what the fuck time it is, baby.
All right.
That's what the fuck time it is.
And hey, I'll open the chest when I feel like opening the fucking chest.
All right.
It's me time for Christ's sake, man.
I've been sitting here putting up with your fucking goddamn videos that you know I don't like.
All right?
For five, almost six hours now.
I've been on here for almost six hours.
You got to be fucking shitting me.
Jesus Christ.
I've been on here for six fucking hours, for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, nobody does this.
Nobody gives you 110% full fucking throttle six fucking hours like it ain't shit.
Five Hundred Lemons Treasure Chest00:04:40
Jesus Christ, where's my fucking beer glass for Christ's sake?
You fucking son of a bitch.
All right.
Now that we got a beer glass here.
And look at this fucking baguette.
Fucking only six hours.
Get the fuck out of here.
Ain't nobody doing that shit.
All right.
Ain't nobody doing that shit.
Fucking son of a bitch.
And shut up, Pettis.
You're a fucking baguette anyway.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're out here servicing glory holes when the malls open up for Christ's sake.
Sick son of a bitch.
You're the type of fucking kid that'll want to blow a 40-year-old guy so long as he takes you to the fucking Gucci store, you fucking piece of trash.
So don't fucking come at me again.
Anyway, let me take a swig of this beer here.
And I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to this broadcast.
All right.
No bullshit.
Cheers to you, Mofos.
Alright, so let me go ahead and drink.
Hey, Pickle Man!
This is not my job, asshole!
I got businesses that I was forced to shut down because of this coronavirus shit.
All right?
I'm in the game, pal.
I'm out here employing fucking people for Christ's sake.
This is not my fucking job.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is not even a full day's work.
It's not my fucking job.
Fucking piece of shit.
Trying to sit over here saying that this is my job or some shit.
The fuck out of here.
Anyway, let me open up this chest before I get fucking pissed off out here.
And all of you people shit talking me in the chat room, fuck you.
All right?
Fuck you.
What is this?
Art Hammond.
Fuck the Chinese government and its shitbag leader.
Well, that's great.
And by the way, take a whiff of this.
From one swig of beer tonight.
You see that?
You see the acid that you people are fucking churning in my goddamn stomach, you fucks.
All right, here it is.
Let's go ahead and let's open up this treasure chest.
Now, what I'm about to do, folks, is there are 2,400 lemons in the treasure chest right now.
When I open it, it is going to distribute the lemons to those folks that have been listening to the broadcast and have been contributing to the chat room.
And I would like for everybody, once I open up the chest, to please put how much lemons you have put or that are in your lemon balance right after I open this, and I will give you the top four or five people that got the most.
Does everybody understand?
All right, here we go.
Now we just reached 2,500 lemons in the treasure chest.
Is everybody ready?
I am going to open it up in five, four, three, two, one.
Let's open up this fucking chest and see how many are distributed to everybody.
Once again, post how much lemons you got in the chat room, and I will tell you the top five folks that got the most lemons, all right?
Here, give them a drink.
And by the way, 4,200, excuse me, 40, 4,250 lemons is 50 bucks.
All right, so 4,250 lemons are 50 bucks.
I'm just saying, all right?
What's up, ghost?
Been a minute since I last tuned in.
Cheers.
Thank you.
I appreciate it, man.
Thank you very much, Unparalleled Aesthetics.
My mother and father both lived through and experienced the LA riots.
My mother knew Reginald Denning personally.
Really?
I'm so sick of this victim mentality.
Blacks are stuck in, and I hate how every time they don't get their way, they riot fits like savages.
Unfortunately, they were taught to do that.
We just saw one of the people who taught them how to do that.
And look at Art Hammond sniff.
Nice burp smell.
Jesus Christ, you're a sick fuck.
Anyway, thank you guys for posting how many lemons you got.
The top five lemon getters in this chat room are Recycle Bin with 276 lemons, Wolf's Revenge with 159 lemons, Fat Man 1945 with 115 lemons, Anyx 2.0 with 91 lemons, and Keemscarce with 77 lemons.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to put in another 1,500 lemons into the treasure chest.
Tony Tiger Hey Listen Anime00:04:12
How's that?
Let's put another 1,500 lemons into the treasure chest.
There it is right there.
And we're going to continue on with the broadcast because we still got a whole bunch of donations to go through here.
And by the way, the next donation is guess what? Luna Pony.
Anyway, blah, blah, blah.
This is boring.
I swear Alex Jones does more news than you.
Yeah, that's because he's got a fucking $300 million operation, asshole.
All right.
Fucking, I've got me and the fucking engineer over here.
All right.
Say hi, engineer.
All right, I'm not out here with all these fucking sophisticated equipment and all this other shit.
So why don't you put things in perspective, Luna Pony, you fucking shithead?
Anyway, let's go ahead and see what Luna Pony has in store.
Here's some anime to turn this dumpster fire around.
Oh, great.
We go from some studio ass gangster black motherfucker Ice Cube to now we're doing fucking stupid anime.
All right.
Stupid fucking anime shit.
All right, Luna Pony requested this stupid anime bullshit.
Don't blame me.
All right.
I mean, give me a break with this book.
Grow up.
Hey, what are these homo triplets?
like a sushi in my asshole.
Give me a break.
This is a Skuff Jap Maroon 5 ripoff.
You know that, right?
I'm serious.
This is a complete Jap Sushi Maroon 5 rip-off.
You really can't sing very sexy with Jap.
Hey, listen to this.
What, he said Tony the Tiger?
I mean, give me a- Thumbs down this shit.
a pony requested this horse shit.
A five-minute Jap song?
Why do these Japs make this shit so long?
I mean, do we really want to hear a fucking Japanese gibberish being fucking sent over some stupid two-bit beat?
Now these Japs are in spaceships.
Lawn Chairs Flux Spaceships00:03:51
Alright, what is this?
Eon Flux?
Is that what we're doing now?
Is that where we're going with this shit?
I like the slap bass in the back there.
Oh my god.
I mean, come on, stickin' up or up my I stick a dog chocolate in my eyes.
Thank God.
Thank God.
You know what this makes me wanna do?
Hey, Pettis, go fuck yourself.
This is my show, you fuckin' little bag-head I think we've done it, man All right.
All right.
That's enough of this shit.
It's already almost five minutes.
I can't take this anymore.
I'm sorry.
All right, Luna Pony.
What the fuck?
Why would you donate some shit like that to me?
You know I don't like that fucking jap shit, but of course, you're a fucking brony.
You fucking think that I'm fucking like brony shit on top of that.
Anyway, let's get to the next video.
This next video was requested by somebody by the name of Women or Stinky Holes.
Women are stinky holes requested this and said, fans, how about plastic chairs?
All right, I think I know what you're getting at with this, all right?
Anyway, women are stinky holes requested this one here.
Put the PC shot on.
Hold on just a second.
So today we're going to do the top 10 plastic chairs enthusiasts would die to own.
Number 10, the U.S. Leisure Big and Tall.
Number 9, listen, listen.
When someone is obsessed with something like this, you shouldn't facilitate it until they get a fucking job and can facilitate it themselves.
All right, there is no future in obsessing over fucking lawn chairs, okay?
Especially plastic bullshit like this.
One piece of plastic chair, but it kind of looks like a sling chair.
There you can see the leg design.
Number eight, this chair made by Rubbermaid.
Number seven, the lawnware fanback.
Six, the Grof Alexima.
Oh my god.
This guy actually believes this.
This lowback chair made by Italian company.
I really like lawn chairs.
You don't understand.
Especially plastic lawn chairs.
Number two, this chair made by Sun Terrace.
And number one, the first and best plastic chair ever made.
The Grofaleximo Lega chair.
There's the rest of my collection in the background.
I have 275 chairs.
Well, thanks for watching.
Please subscribe.
And I hope you enjoyed this countdown of the top 10 plastic chairs.
Jesus Christ.
All right, get the fuck out of there.
I mean, you've got to be shitting me.
This is that.
Groupies Classic Sketch Fox McCloud00:13:12
I mean, I understand.
Like, you're obsessed with lawn chairs and shit, but why don't you make sure that they're a better material than shitty plastic, you know?
You know, something that lasts or something.
I don't know.
Anyway, can we get to the next one here?
Once again, women are stinky holes requested that last video.
This next one was requested by Skunkler.
And Skunkler said, can't listen today, but thought you would appreciate some real gangster shit.
I'm sure it's some gangster shit.
Is it like Poopter Griffin's fucking bulldog crap?
What is this?
All right, here's some real gangster shit.
Once again, Skunkler requested this.
What is this?
I like a thick-ass penis.
Thick as fuck.
What the fuck?
Homo flow.
Oh my god.
Real gangster shit.
Are you sick?
Dick!
Dick, dick, I am a menace.
Smacking this boss like a tennis.
Sucking this dick till he finished.
Now letting his semen replenish.
Balls in my throat.
What the fuck am I?
What the fuck?
These faggots know I'm wearing this ass like a cloak.
This is where gangster rap is now.
This, right now, is what gangster rap has turned me into.
Oh my god.
This is fucking disgusting, man!
This- This is age music.
Literally and figuratively, man.
I mean, what this brother is condoning is gonna get you the age.
And what did I tell you?
What did I tell you all about the Download Brothers?
What did I tell you about the Download Brothers?
Merrick 310 dropped the diamond saying ice cube's fault shaking my head.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
Big ass cop.
Max is shit.
I might let this nigga hit.
Oh my god.
This is fucking shit.
How long is this?
Big old nut in my butt.
I think I'm gonna be a little bit more.
Are you shitting?
Oh, God.
What the fuck am I- This is disgusting, man.
Buh- Thumbs down this bullshit.
I can't believe that this is what rap is coming from.
They're giving gangster raps on how they're pause holing each other.
I mean, they're rapping on how they're paws holing each other with the download brothers.
Oh my god This is fucking rude When I die.
Oh my God.
All right.
Take this shit off, dude.
Take it off.
Jesus Christ.
Who the fuck donated that skunkler?
Really, Skunkler?
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, Christ.
All right, who's next?
Fox McCloud.
Fox McLeod is next and said it's Engineer's Choice.
Wasp or Cinderella.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
One or two, Engineer.
I think I heard two there.
So we're going to go with some Cinderella.
And by the way, sometimes I kind of leave it on the MTV Classic channel.
And they've been having Headbangers Ball back on Friday.
They have it on Fridays with Metal Mayhem, Headbanger's Ball.
Dude, that just, it brings back, it brings back the old days, you know?
The old days when metal was emerging from boomer music, you know?
And I like metal.
I want to be honest.
Anyway, here it is.
Fox McCloud requested this one and said it's engineer's choice.
Engineer said number two.
So let's listen to this here.
What is this?
Hold on.
Before we do that, we have to make sure to wait for the advertisement.
This is a 15-second ad, by the way.
I'm telling you, YouTube is getting a little worse and worse.
They're getting like Twitch now at this point.
That's why I don't even like even perusing fucking Twitch links because they make you go through a minute ad like you give a shit.
Anyway, here it is.
Fox McLeod who requested this one and said that it was the engineer's choice.
Put the PC shot on Engineer.
Here it is.
Somewhere in Philadelphia, 1985.
Uh-oh.
80s chicks, Cinderella.
Okay, you guys, let's do one more.
The only thing is, it's still, of course, a little bit.
As soon as we fix that, we got it.
Let's do it again.
This was actually cool looking back in the 80s, believe it or not, this puffy hair bullshit.
And it also allowed guys that were balding to be able to kind of cover the bald spot.
You know what I mean?
Well, still looking rocker and shit.
The guy from White Snake did that a lot, and he was an older guy.
Or at least older in the 80s for the time being.
most of these guys that were in the metal scene were in their 20s and shit hey dude this is 80s rock What are you talking about?
And what's really sad is that all these 80s hair bands were literally knee deep in groupies.
I mean, they could not, they had to beat the pussy off with a fucking stent.
I am not kidding.
And women were a lot looser with themselves back then.
I don't know what the hell happened.
And, hey, Fox McLeod, even though everybody's out here hating in the chat room, these are a bunch of youngins.
All right, cheers to Fox McCloud for leaving it up to Engineer.
A little bit of Cinderella.
And by the way, you know what time it is, right?
More feet!
Oh, man, not even joking, baby.
I mean, nowadays, if you're a rock star, you're lucky if you get a couple of groupies anymore.
Dude, back then, bitches were all over these guys, dude.
Look at that.
I mean, they were in the audience, for fuck's sake.
I fucking envy these guys.
Are you shitting me?
And they got the 80s pussy when, you know, before it started becoming fake by injecting celluloid in your ass and you know, fucking all these tit jobs and stretching your face and making your face look like a bird victim.
Here, let me open this shit here.
Cheers to Fox McCloud.
I actually dig this shit once again.
It's unfortunate that we got a lot of young'ins out here that would rather listen to that stupid bitch, Billy Elish.
Some stupid, dumb fucking bitch.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening, baby.
Cheers.
Man, I love beer.
I love beer.
Cheers to that.
That's it.
That's it.
We got it.
Great.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Cheers to that.
Bring in the groupies.
Finally.
So what do you think?
You think we got a hit with this one?
Oh, yeah.
It's them.
Bring in the groupies.
What's the deal here?
Bon Jovi!
Ha ha ha ha!
Bon Jovi!
Oh, that's funny.
Good friend.
Now that is funny, if you have no fucking, that's hilarious.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, thank you very much, Fox McCloud.
We appreciate that, man.
No shit out here.
Did you like that, Engineer?
Engineer likes metal music too, especially when it goes back to the 80s, right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and move on.
Let's get to the next $20, $20.
Once again, we got a whole bunch of these sons of bitches, and you know, it is what it is.
And guess what?
Guess who's next again?
None other than Fox McCloud.
Is that right?
Fox McLeod is next?
Yes, it is.
Oh, Christ.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry I'm belching.
Anyway, Fox McCloud has requested this one, and he said legendary sketch.
So let's see what Fox McLeod has requested this time here.
Back-to-back by Fox McCloud.
So let's see what he's got.
Oh, man.
He's taking it back to the early 2000s when people still had a sense of humor.
Here it is.
Chappelle Show to Chappelle Show.
Chapelle Show.
Hey.
Hey.
John Trebling.
Eugene.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
It's Gary Coleman.
Miss, please.
I'm busy at work right now.
I really don't like it.
Gary Coleman is a security guard.
But could you at least just say that?
I'll pause this.
The reason he made this skit was because Gary Coleman, who unfortunately died, this guy was actually a security guard at the end of his life.
I'm not even kidding.
So he made a sketch out of it, old Dave Chappelle.
I love that.
Oh, go on, Sagon Sam.
Miss, I'm sorry.
I don't say that anymore.
And I wish you wouldn't bring it up.
It's a little painful for me.
Some tough times in my life.
And I'm really just trying to focus on what my life is now.
Thank you very much.
You're an asshole.
That's why your broke ass ain't famous now, fucking midget.
Red Eagle was Jerry.
We're going to have to take a little time out.
A little time out for Gary.
Oh, that was great.
Ha ha!
Classic sketch is right, Fox McCloud.
Ah!
Classic sketch is right.
Come on. Come on.
Oh, man.
doing the matrix back when racism and sexism nobody took that shit serious Oh, shit!
When we could laugh at shit like this and not be worried about being judged Yeah Coleman you're supposed to be fighting crime not causing it Sir, I am fighting crime, okay?
Check your pockets.
Oh, I'm charging you with shoplifting, miss.
Tard San Antonio Population00:03:43
You dick!
You planted those on me!
What you talking about, bitch?
What you talking about, bitch?
Oh, that's great, man.
Fox McCloud, memories in the corner of my mind when people used to not be all fucking uptight and politically correct and all that other crap.
Anyway, cheers to that, man.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got Cheekbuster.
Cheekbuster requested this one and said, I've always wanted to hear you tear this shitty singer apart.
Well, who the hell are you talking about there, Cheekbuster?
Who the hell is this?
Oh, dude.
You know what?
I'm glad you donated this.
Did you know that this tard is actually from San Antonio, Texas?
This tard is actually from San Antonio.
That's the San Antonio in the background back there.
Now, let's be honest.
The only reason that he was able to become so popular is because, look at that date.
It's February 6, 2014.
Right place, right time.
78 million views.
And it's not because of his musical talent.
It's because it's a fucking meme.
You know what I'm saying?
Although, this chick that he, look, I want to be honest with you.
This chick that he found, aside from this lazy eye, not bad.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Pause this.
People were just telling me that the relay just got suspended.
What the hell suspended the relay?
I don't get it.
I'm family entertainment over here.
I wasn't shot to show you that I've got it or not this tard is from San Antonio.
That's San Antonio in the back there.
People are saying I like that lazy eye, though.
What?
What?
I mean, let's be honest.
This guy is obviously doing this on purpose to try to increase his views on this stupid shit.
How many subs does he have?
705 subs.
Hell, thumbs down this asshole.
This asshole Feminist socialists just dropped the dime and said, Do all Mexicans look like that at San Antonio?
No, they don't.
There are a plethora of fat, disgusting, greasy fucking Mexicans all over this place.
Hey, hold on, pause this.
You want to know what San Antonio population looks like?
No offense to the San Antonio population.
You've ever been to Walmart?
Well, it's that citywide, okay?
And bitches that look like this, they're the ones that get all the motherfuckers with the money in this town because, you know, they're giving up their coochie for Gucci, all right?
And what is this?
Art Hammond.
Ruining Dance Bitch Macaulay Calkin00:03:23
The unfortunate thing about Gary Coleman is that he and other child actors were victims of child abuse on the set of different strokes.
You're absolutely correct.
Two out of three of the child actors died, including Gary Coleman.
The other was Dana Plato.
Just throwing that out there.
Dude, let me tell you something.
Children actors in Hollywood have all been either inappropriately touched or downright molested in Hollywood.
It is an unwritten fact that that's what happens.
Because when you're under the age of 18, you're not legally responsible for yourself.
You can't legally get paid.
So when you're a child and you happen to get a contract of millions of dollars, you're not getting paid for that.
You're not in charge of that.
It's your parents.
It's your parents that are in charge for that.
And they have no problem leaving you at some molester goddamn producer's house while they're going out there spending the millions that you made.
And if you don't believe me, ask Macaulay Calkin.
He'll tell you.
But too bad Macaulay Calkin has succumbed, in my opinion, to this pedo bullshit.
If you want my opinion, I don't know.
It's just too much coincidental him liking things that kind of hint towards the pedophile community, in my opinion.
All right.
Anyway, watch the rest of this video by Ice J.J. Fish.
See, look, there's the San Antonio Tower right back there.
Bill's Revenge dropped a diamond said this singer looks like a crack addict.
He looks like a crackhead baby.
I mean, his fucking mouth looks like a mouthpiece, for fuck's sake.
Don't dance, bitch.
Don't dance.
Don't dance, bitch.
You're ruining it.
You're ruining it.
Let's fucking smile at the camera and show bobs.
Look in the camera, smile, and show milkers.
Jesus Christ, this guy, give me a fucking break.
And the fact that this stupid son of a bitch has still got close to a million subscribers goes to show you how stupid the people on the internet are.
I'm not even kidding, all right?
Anyway, let's continue.
Thank you, Cheekbuster.
By the way, that guy's a fucking idiot.
Ice JJ Fish is a fucking idiot.
And you can tell him I said that.
Fucking piece of trash.
Anyway, we're continuing on once again with $20, $20.
And this one right here was requested by Fudge Capitalist once again and said, I remember you talking about this.
Cremation Care Bohemian Grove Ritual00:07:38
So I went to look it up and I had to use a special search engine to find it.
Coincidence?
Feel free to skip ahead to the main part.
I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.
All right, here it is.
Fudge Capitalist.
I don't know what he had to find, but let's take a look at this.
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Uh-oh, the Bohemian Grove, Alex Jones.
Hold on, let's play a little bit of this.
Put the PC shot on.
Once again, Fudge Capitalist, I believe, right?
Was it Fudge?
Yeah, Fudge Capitalist requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
That crowd of men in black and by the way, this was the documentary that put Alex Jones on the map.
He even sounds different.
Okay, for you folks that don't know, Alex Jones actually snuck into the Bohemian Grove.
Okay, and it is a all the elites go to this area in the Red Woods of California every July and have these weird Babylonian, Masonic, satanic rituals.
And Alex Jones actually caught some of it on.
And the bound body on the back of the bus, they drove behind big black tarps they had hanging out of the trees.
There was lots of smacking on the lips of bizarre enjoyment by the crowd.
We still haven't made out exactly what was going on, but that a real sacrifice may have actually been developing, according to some occult experts.
Now, the reason this is a little jumpy is because Alex Jones had to sneak in and sneak in a camera.
What you are witnessing is the cremation of care, which is a burning of a deity, a human body, for Moloch.
All right, play it.
All the time in the darkness across the small lake, the men in black were doing something behind the dark curtains hanging from the redwood trees.
Then, after about 10 more minutes of music, suddenly, all around the owl, activity began.
Here is the main central part of the ritual.
The owl is in his meat-be temple.
Let all winter to grove be reverence before him.
Lift up your heads, oh, ye trees, and be lifted up, ye everlasting spiders.
For behold, here is Bohemia's shrine, and holy are the pillars of this house.
Weaving spiders.
Now, oh, God.
Weaving spiders come not here.
Now, disregard that statement.
But what you're witnessing right now is something that goes on every year at the Bohemian Grove, every July, which is in the Red Woods outside of San Francisco.
And this is an actual ritual.
And everybody who's in this crowd is somebody from a Fortune 500 company, somebody who is in charge of the government, somebody who is an elite.
Okay, these are elites that are all spectating this right now.
OK, now,
once again, this is a Alex Jones snuck in.
Song of birds, such music as inspires the sinking soul, do we invite you into Mixummer's joy?
Sky above its blue, song of stars, The forest floor is peeped with fragrant rifts.
Evening's cool kiss is yours.
The campfires glow.
The birth of rosy cleaners gone.
Shake off your sorrows with the city's dust and test the winds and the cares of life.
Let memory bring back the well-loved names of gallant friends who knew and loved this grove.
Dear fool companions of the long ago, hi, let them join us.
And by the way, the reason this is so poor quality and it's in VHS because this was in 2000.
As George Bush Jr. was running for president, George Bush Jr. was actually attending this event.
So just trying to let everybody know that this happens every fucking year in July in you know outside in the Red Woods outside of San Francisco.
And this is the cremation of care.
Now you're going to understand what the cremation of care means because this is a ritual that absolves all the people that are the elites that are attending this.
It absolves them of their cares.
And yet, not all agree.
Dolcare and all of his works are very dream.
As vanished Babylon and driddling tire, so shall they also vanish.
But the wilding rose blows on the broken battlements of fire and waltzes rends the stones of baby.
For beauty is eternal, and we bow.
This is an actual ritual happening.
Or lasting happiness.
Return to one alone.
And she surrounds you now.
Great nature, refuge of the weary heart, and only bomb for presents that have been brewed.
She have cool hands for every favorite brow, and treadless silence for the troubled soul.
The consuls are most wise.
She healeth well, having such ministries as calm and sleep.
She is ever faithful.
Other friends may fail, but speaking for her and can be.
Hold on, pause this.
What is it?
Who the hell's Gino X 1987?
Rather suspicious that supposed every Republican president has attended the grove except Trump.
Burn Body To Burn Cares Away00:07:03
Well, you know.
What can I tell you?
What can I tell you?
This is actually videotaped by Alex Jones.
This is what put Alex Jones on the map because nobody knew what the hell happened in Bohemian Grove.
And actually, it's not only a mixture of all these weird rituals, but they also bring in gay prostitutes, you know, fucking women prostitutes.
It's just debauchery.
Smiling, she will rise and give to you her kiss.
So must she come as children.
Little children that believe, nor ever doubt her beauty and her faith, nor deem her tenderness and change or die.
Dull care is slain.
Yeah, we don't have to care about anything.
Now they're gonna burn a body.
They're gonna burn a body to burn their cares away.
Here you have the boatman, his face painted up like a skull, bringing the bound body across the water.
Again, we'll have enhanced video of this later.
And let's see if you can pick up all the different occultic meanings in the speeches you're about to hear.
The shadowy tide and all the ancient majesty of death.
Dull care, do you read this?
Dull care, ardent enemy of beauty, not for thee the forgiveness or the restful grave.
Not for thee to be with my son.
Remember, elites of elites are spectating this.
Fortune 500 company CEOs, billionaires, high people in politics.
Hold on, pause this.
What?
What now?
Marshall Bernsey, so you're saying this ritual is to absolve them of care?
Yes.
So this is a magic spell to make them give zero fucks.
Yes.
This just makes it look like an autism convention for closet homos.
I can only imagine the spaghetti they serve.
It must be perfection.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something.
They have to put on straight faces of care, but have to wither it away or burn it away.
That's what this is.
They're about to burn a human to be able to burn away the care of everybody that's spectating this spectacle.
He cannot slay.
Year after year, ye burn me in this world, lifting your purity shouts of triumph to the stars.
When again ye turn your faces to the marketplace, do ye not find me waiting as of old.
Fools.
Fools!
It is not all that we know thou waitest for us, this our Sylvan holiday has ended.
We shall meet thee and fight thee as of old.
And some of us prevail against thee, and some thou shalt destroy.
But this too we know: year after year within this happy grove, our fellowship bans thee for a space.
And thy malevolence, which would pursue us here, has lost its power under these friendly trees.
So shall we burn thee once again this night?
And in the flames that eat thine epig, we shall read the sign, Midsummer sets us free.
Ye shall burn me once again!
I'm out with these flames, which hither ye have brought from regions where I reign.
Disney Owl Moloch 666 Word00:02:05
Ye fools and priests!
I spit upon your fire!
Oh, Owl.
Prince of all mortal wisdoms.
Oh, Owl!
Owl of Bohemia, we beseech thee.
Stratus thy counsel.
Now you can see the hour.
Here is the big huge effigy of Moloch, the owl, can you see it?
There it is.
It's this big, huge fucking monolith of an owl.
One blame must fight this far.
One blame Hold on,
somebody's donating, dude.
What the fuck?
Geno X 1987, the most exclusive DD LARP ever.
Dude, I don't think it's a coincidence that this sounds a lot like Disney movies and shit that you've seen.
Disney Spell Logo Ritual 66600:04:43
And this is the ritual to it.
All right.
I mean, they have 666 in the word Disney, how they spell it in their logo.
So take a look at it for yourself.
He goes!
Fire shall have its will of thee.
Begone, Dolca!
Be gone, Dole Care.
Make merry with thy doubts.
Hill fellowship's eternal claim.
Once again, Midsommar sets us free.
And there is where they burn the body to burn away their cares.
Be gone, Dole Care.
Be gone.
Anyway, let me go ahead and end it there as far as this video is concerned.
This is a great documentary, and why Alex Jones has stopped distributing it is beyond me.
This is what made him this fucking documentary about the Bohemian Grove.
No one, and I repeat, no one has ever gotten anything out of the Bohemian Grove except for Alex Jones, and he snuck in there.
So anyway, go ahead and take a look at it.
It's called Secrets of the Bohemian Grove, Alex Jones.
Very, very good video to take a look at.
I want to be honest with you, I thought Alex Jones as a documentary maker was a hell of a lot better than what the fuck he's turned out today.
I don't know what the hell happened to him.
But anyway, sorry to freak everybody out out there.
Marshall Bernsey.
So wait, if I make an owl, or excuse me, if I make an owl made of newspaper and burn it in the woods, will Moa give me a fresh plate of tendies and fries?
No, you fucking idiot.
You're going to have to create an actual effigy or a statue of Moloch, and then you're going to have to kill something for it.
As a matter of fact, look up Moloch in the DNC leaks.
Some of those folks in the DNC leaks, and I quote, say, I'm going to have to sacrifice a chicken to Moloch.
So I know, you know, Marshall Burnsey, you, you know, you fucking paint little fucking midget fucking warrior men or some shit.
And you're sitting here questioning the folks that are the elites of the elites and why they're doing this.
I mean, I get it.
You want to be an edgelord and pretend that you're not afraid of this shit, but I want to be completely honest.
That's what makes you naive.
The fact that you don't think that these people are partaking in satanic activity.
I mean, does everybody remember that here about a couple of weeks ago, Microsoft released an advertisement of Mariana Amabrovic, okay?
Marina Amabrovic is the biggest satanic priestess that walks among us.
And it's not a coincidence that Marina Amabrovic has her picture with every elite that you can imagine.
From Lord Rothschild to the elites in media to the elites and billionaires to the elites in all this shit.
Anyway, let me just fucking continue here because we got a whole bunch more of these goddamn $20, $20.
Kick Ass Arguing Ebenezer00:04:01
Hampton Brandon requested this one and said that bitch Burger Planet is on.
Is he still on?
Probably not.
All right.
But let me tell you, Burger Planet is another fucking waste of life that I think needs to be severely.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is actually pretty funny.
Okay.
Now, y'all remember me talking about SJC scuffed Jim Carrey on the last show and how he's a fucking autist and tried to fake autism in front of the damn judge and the judge bought it and let him out and all this other shit.
Well, this is him and our friend EBZ, our Cameroonian friend.
Well, let me just go ahead and let you see it for yourself.
Anyway, Hampton Brandon requested this.
He's not helping Chris Kedez.
He's got beer in one hand in the back of the other.
You're sitting here arguing with him.
You're arguing with somebody with autism.
You're a fucking loser.
You're arguing with somebody with autism.
Wow.
That's all this fucker talks about.
And in a video that I showed you, he's like, I know how to manipulate people and I sell it.
And that's what I do.
I just don't want a job because of my fucking disability.
Oh, my God.
Please stop arguing with them.
Sam, stop arguing.
I've got autism.
I got autism.
No, fuck away, Sam.
Just walk away.
It's not fun with that.
You're just a douchebag and you can't walk away.
You don't know how to walk away.
Look at you.
I was actually inviting me.
No, no, no, no, where are you from?
You're from the UK.
Why don't you go back to where you're from?
You're not welcome in the United States.
I got autism.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Your piece is going to expire somewhere.
No, it's got two and a half years.
Or have you ever seen your piece?
It's got two and a half years left.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you got to go back.
Thank God.
No, I don't just renew it again.
No, no, no.
They don't want people like you, John.
No, we don't want people like you, SJC, you fake autist piece of shit.
Well, whatever the fuck you're saying is.
It's cargo shipping.
Cargo shipping.
Mind you, I've heard the negative, the nigger joke.
I heard it.
Oh, now you got EBZ up and off.
Oh, here comes Ebenezer.
What did I say?
When you're shouting the N-word at me repetitively, I never said the N-word to anybody.
What are you on about?
Nigga, on nigga?
Oh, I'm from here.
Come on, Ebenezer.
Kick his ass.
Kick his ass.
Why?
Because I'm choosing not to address.
You cannot call the word.
Sponsors, get it ready.
Get that remote ready.
Get it ready.
Come on, Ebenezer.
Show him a thing or two about a thing or two.
Come on, Ebenezer.
Like a 12-year-old.
You need to stop arguing with yourself.
It's not because.
Yeah, kick his ass.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Kick his ass!
Stop keep talking.
Don't keep talking.
I know what you want to do.
Don't keep talking.
You're going to cry about your dad again, Looza.
I'm going to defend myself.
I'm standing right now.
Can you leave?
It's a standard drum.
That's what I'm talking about Whoop his ass You're going to turn it on.
Noellahan.
No will a hand.
No will a hand.
You need to turn it around.
From autism to I went to law school.
Still Fucking Jake Knows Boy00:04:57
All right, this is the other way to marry it.
All right, that's enough of this.
This guy makes me sick.
And by the way, he's out of jail.
This dumbass is out of jail, by the way.
And I think he might be on because he's homeless now.
He got kicked out of his grandma's house.
Now, I don't understand.
You've got another place to go.
Grandma's giving you room and board.
And for whatever reason, this son of a bitch wanted to get uppity with his grandma.
And as a result, he is now homeless.
He is living out of his car.
I think he's streaming 24 hours a day.
And the boy Jake just dropped a diamond and said he reminds me of O'Ron O'Donnell.
Anyway, look, I'm surprised he's not on.
He's not on.
I thought he may be on.
He's not on, but he's living out of his car.
So that's what we're dealing with there when it comes to SJC.
And speaking of the boy Jake dropping a diamond, here is the boy Jake's $20, $20 up in here.
Let's go ahead and play the boy Jake's $20, $20.
Let's see this shit.
All right.
Cheers to the boy Jake.
Let's see what we got here.
What is this?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is a badass song.
The boy Jake knows it.
The boy Jake knows it.
The boy, Jake, knows it, baby.
Talk, talk, baby.
It's my life.
As a matter of fact, since we're partying to some 80s music, let me hold it.
Let me go ahead and get some more.
I should also be getting a fucking shot.
Should also be adding a shot to this.
All right.
Here, everybody, sing it.
Ready?
This is not the part yet.
This is not the part.
Where's my fucking mono?
All right, here it comes.
Just my night.
Don't you forget to It never ends, baby.
Here's my goddamn beer.
You're goddamn right.
You're damn right.
And what the hell is this?
Boomer, throw his voice out.
What are you talking about?
I still can fucking sing right now.
I still got the fucking pipes, you fucking cocksuckers.
What the hell are you talking about?
You two girls and one anus loving shithead.
Here we go.
Everybody ready?
Hold on, that's not inside.
Let me drink some beer clean out the throat.
I'll tell myself what could you do?
All right, everybody ready?
Everybody run, sing it!
Yeah!
Come in, it's my life.
It never ends.
I mean, come on!
I mean, that's fucking beautiful, for Christ's sake, man!
I've got great dynamic range, man.
Fucking beautiful dynamic range.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Here, one more game.
Here it goes.
It's my life.
Don't you forget.
Come to your ground.
It never raises.
Oh, my God.
Unbelievable.
Don't you forget.
Unbelievable.
Come in the ground.
Oh, my God.
Beautiful song, baby.
Beautiful song, by the way.
It's my life.
I love that shit.
Oh, God.
Conan Barbarian Obsession Shoes00:04:17
All right.
Anyway, the boy Jake requested that one.
And I really do appreciate that, the boy Jake.
Let's continue here.
All right, what else do we got here?
We've got Noble Savage.
Noble Savage said, hi, ghosts.
Missed the first three hours attending my new booty call.
Anyways, this is kind of how tonight went.
She kind of looks like her two.
Minus the fire and the hut.
We'll repeat.
So congratulations to Noble Savage out there getting himself some panani.
All right, which is what many of you need to do in this chat room if I don't say so myself.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Noble Savage.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, this is old school Conan, the barbarian.
Yeah, this is this is supposed to be kind of minus the hut and you know, the bearskins and shit.
This is kind of how it went for Noble Savage out here.
They said he would come from the north, a man of great strength.
That's right.
You see, now notice this.
You notice how she's approaching Conan on her hands and knees.
This is the way women used to be.
All right.
And that's why they have an obsession, like some kind of weird obsession with shoes.
Because many, since the beginning of time, most women had their heads down, looking at feet and shit like that.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why they got an obsession with shoes.
All right?
The conqueror.
Conqueror Be king by his own ass Snakes.
Did you say snakes?
Did you say snakes, bitch?
What is it you seek?
A standard.
A symbol.
Perhaps on a shield.
A symbol.
Two snakes coming together.
Facing each other.
Where the sun and the moon belong.
Black man.
Yes.
There is a price barbarian.
Conan.
Oh, shit.
Turn this shit down.
Good God.
Turn it off.
Are you kidding?
I didn't know this guy was going to fucking give her a rape and shit.
What the hell is she talking about?
Is she trying to make demands while this guy's giving her the fucking in-out, in-out?
Look at these bitches are never happy.
You see that?
Even back then, she's like, oh, we need roads.
We need better housing.
Oh, God.
We need better housing.
And fucking Conan's like, shut up, bitch.
Oh, my God.
Give me a fucking break.
This bitch is turning into fucking she-wolves.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
Whoa!
Watch out, Conan!
Watch out!
Slice her throat!
Kill it!
Kill it!
Oh my god!
Kill it with fire!
Oh shit, I gotta fucking take that off.
They're showing it.
He threw her into the fire.
He just threw her.
He just chucked her fucking body into the fire.
Oh, shit.
She didn't like that.
You're just gonna throw me away like a piece of shit, Conan.
Well, fuck you!
You just gonna throw me away like I'm some kind of a bitch or something?
Well, fuck you!
I'll be back, bitch.
All right, get the hell out of here.
All right, that's thank you, Noble Savage, for that one.
All right, we appreciate it.
Ann Philly MK Ultra Shit00:03:45
All right, man.
And hopefully, the bitch didn't turn into a witch on you like what happened to old Conan up in here.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue.
Annan Philly requested this and said, Ghost face reveal.
This is some real animation.
Okay, great.
Anyway, Ann Philly requested this.
So let's see what the hell Ann in Philly has in store for us here.
What the hell is this shit?
What is this crap?
Wait, hold on.
Lauren's.
Hold on.
What the fuck is this?
Who the hell requested this again?
Ann Philly.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Lauren's ghosts.
Official video.
What the hell?
Why does this guy look like Hitler?
Why does this guy look like Hitler?
Why does this son of a bitch look like Hitler?
Jesus Christ.
Now what's this?
This looks like some MKUltra shit.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Yeah, ghost face reveal.
fucking funny man should we really be watching this after that Magon!
Don't care!
Magon!
Kind of fucking MK Ultra shit is this?
Seriously, what the fuck?
This is activating synapses in some fucking hidden assassin somewhere.
This is definitely casting a spell on anybody who's looking at this.
Two snakes.
Two snakes, my watching here.
Viewer discretion is advised.
If you're sensitive to Flash, please look away.
And whoever the fuck's making these goddamn stickers of me in a fucking wheelchair, fuck you.
Now, I got to admit, that was some freaky shit.
What the hell was that?
All right, Ann and Philly, what kind of shit are you trying to expose us to?
Are you trying to activate somebody or some shit?
Good fucking God.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got Geno, man.
Right after that freaky video by Ann and Philly, now we've got Geno X 1987 in the house.
Toilet Seats Tortoise Think Geno00:03:09
Oh, this should be great.
All right.
He didn't say anything, but, you know, GenoX1987 is one of the donators who really tries to find the most bizarre shit possible to freak everybody out.
So let's see if, oh, Christ.
No, don't, man.
I don't think this is Geno X19.
Hold on, let me make sure here that I can even play this because I don't think this is Geno X 1987 first and foremost, okay?
Anyway, look, let me give you a little precursor about what you're about to see, okay?
This is obviously not Geno X 1987, okay?
But out here in San Antonio, for whatever reason, we had some old fart that got international notoriety because he had obsessions with putting art on toilet seats, okay?
So that's what this is about.
Here it is.
Bourney Smith.
Here it is.
Curator of the Tortoise Heat Art Museum.
I'm not even kidding.
Look at this guy.
I've got a thousand two hundred and thirty-five toilet seats.
I've got a lot of people that have come in and signed my guest book.
Now, this guy recently died because you know, I mean, you know, toilet seats can only keep you alive forever.
The toilet seat museum, it was my hobby because I wanted a plaque to put my little deer horns on.
I'm 96 years old, and that was 70 years ago.
An artist came by one time when we were having a 96.
I'm bad.
He said, I'm an artist, and you're doing real good with your artwork.
I said, oh, you want to see some more?
Hey, look, these guys are saying I'm feeling cultured already.
I had 131 toilet seats in here with different things on them.
It's the widest tortoise.
No, I never went to go see him.
I got a tortoise eat on each side, it's got to be the widest tortoise eat in the world.
It takes me 20 hours to do one.
I don't start it until I get somebody to come by and give me something.
I've got a rock and a- This old guy is more badass than me.
He's got an obsession with a toilet seat, man.
What are you talking about?
Original barbed wire from Auswick in Poland.
So that's quite a bit of history hanging up in here.
Quite a bit of history of toilet seats.
talking to people I've got about now I'm a bad guy cuz I didn't go see this old fuck Now I'm a bad guy.
Give me a call, make an appointment, and then come and see me.
And sure enough, I want you to tell your friends about me that I'm wanting to sell it.
Whoever wants to buy it or whoever gives me the most amount of money.
Hey, how about that?
City Pop Japanese Dance Tonight00:14:42
Oh my God.
Yeah, thanks for bringing this up, dude.
Yeah, I really do appreciate it.
Who the hell fucking requested this?
Geno X1987.
Did you donate that to take a shot at me?
All right.
And look, more respect than I have for you, ghost.
All right.
This guy's more creative than you.
Go fuck off, dude.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
By the way, here it is.
San Antonio State Hospital.
Remember that dono that we had that we couldn't connect to?
Well, here is San Antonio State Hospital's new video that he requested here.
Hold on, what the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
San Antonio State Hospital.
What the hell is this?
Could wait night and day.
Saw your name when I prayed.
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Till you come my way.
I could wait night and day.
What the?
Fuck What the fuck is this shit?
Oh my God, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is an actual song and a video and all that bullshit.
I mean, they obviously spent all the money on the fucking nurse with the bobs.
now his red hair comes out ginger typical uh jesus christ what a fucking horrible fucking song Horrible video.
Oh my god, dude.
What the fuck?
He's being bounced around with a nurse with bobs and some pause hole.
Some pause hole in high heels back.
I don't even know what to say.
Now he's showing his cockmouth.
Look at that.
He's showing his cock mouth.
I can't believe I'm watching this.
I sincerely cannot believe I'm watching this bullshit.
How long is this?
jesus christ now i'm kind of wondering if that blonde with the bobs is a tranny That's why there's like blockage of her throat because it doesn't want to show off the Adam's apple.
Somebody just said that this is Swedish music.
It all comes clear now, doesn't it?
biggest cuckold connoisseur of a fucking country, Sweden.
I'm serious, man.
Fucking Sweden is a bunch of cuckhole connoisseurs.
They're just allowing the jehuties to come in and take over.
I heard there's a kebab shop on every fucking corner in Sweden now.
This is stupid shit.
This is a horrible song, dude.
San Antonio State Hospital, what the fuck were you thinking?
Oh my god, dude.
I feel, I gotta take a shower because I feel like I just got hepatitis or some kind of gay disease fucking watching this stupid shit.
But anyway, thank you, San Antonio State Hospital, for that one.
We really do appreciate it.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
This next one was requested by Ghost Penis.
Okay, great.
Ghost Penis.
And Billy F.U. says, hello, nurse.
You know, I think it's a woman, but man, there were so many homos in that.
It's got me questioning whether or not there was a tranny because they were trying to hide the throat area.
You can't tell anymore, man.
He's fucking training, dude.
That's enough, man.
All right.
Stop trying to trick people.
Anyway, Ghost Penis says, hey, ghost, here's some old school Pantera for you.
Oh, great.
The fuck is this?
This better not be old school Pantera.
This is not old school Pantera.
This is some stupid Jap shit.
This is some stupid fucking Jap shit.
Ghost Penis, you fucking baguette.
Go ahead and play it.
Jesus Christ, I'm tired of this Japanese bullshit.
It's stupid.
All right.
I mean, this is weirdo fucking jab culture.
And I don't understand why many of you freak shows are trying to bring this shit over here.
All right?
I don't want none of this freaky, sushi shit.
You fucking perverts.
What the fuck is that?
Thumbs down as shit.
Thumbs down this fucking garbage.
I'm telling you, man, fucking weirdo japs.
Look at this.
What the fuck?
Giving her candy.
What the fuck am I watching?
This is fucking Japan.
These are these fucking weirdo japs.
You get why I don't like them?
Do you fucking get it now?
Huh?
I mean, I'm not fucking kidding, man.
This is fucking disgusting.
You fucking sick, fucking weirdo japs.
Hey, Chris Hansen, are you listening?
Why don't you do a special investigation on all this weirdo jap shit and how it's mostly a bunch of white youths, white male youths that are obsessed with this sick shit.
All right?
I mean, do something about that, Chris Hansen.
I'm not joking.
All right?
Do some special investigation with the fucking weirdo japs.
Somebody's saying what's wrong with her teeth.
That's how Japs look.
Are you kidding me?
What the hell are you talking about?
They got weirdo teeth until they had fucking braces and shit.
Alright, man, this is so scary, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, and now this stupid little girl's got a tail on, trying to pervert and promote furry shit.
I'm not a child anymore.
Oh, my God.
I'm done.
I'm done with this shit.
I'm done with this shit, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
Don't need that.
Turn this off.
All right.
I'm done with this shit.
We get it.
This is some fucking Woody Allen butt loving pedophile shit.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
Hey, Chris Hansen, you want a subject for your next goddamn fucking stream?
Talk about these weirdo fucking japs, man.
All right.
Talk about these weirdo fucked up in the fucking head japs.
All right, let's move on to the next one here, okay?
Unparalleled aesthetics.
Oh, Christ.
This shit made me belch, for Christ's sake.
I'm so upset.
Unparalleled aesthetics requested this and said, what's up, ghosts?
It's been a minute since I last tuned in.
Cheers.
Here's some good vibes to make the stream better.
I hope so, dude.
I mean, you heard what I was fucking playing the last time.
Hopefully, unparalleled aesthetics has something decent here.
What is this?
Hold on.
This looks like some more Jap shit, but is it that Jap City pop?
Unparalleled Aesthetics requested this.
Let's take a listen.
Is this a little bit of Jap city pop?
Some of this ain't bad.
Some of this is not bad.
All right, let me take a listen.
Hold on, man.
Who the fuck?
What?
A song for ghosts.
Yeah, I'm so sure.
soiled wheelchair, you fucking bastard.
It's beginning good so far.
Now, some of this Japanese city pop is like late 70s, early 80s shit.
This ain't bad.
If you wanna dance, tonight, if you wanna do it, baby, I love me tonight.
Hey, singing English.
If you wanna do it, baby, I love me.
Okay, now he's singing in Jap.
I definitely like the instrumental.
It just smells A's Somebody in the chat room said egg roll disco.
If you wanna dance tonight, if you wanna do it.
Can you hear that slap bass there?
Look at everybody in the chat room.
They're dancing.
They're diggin' this shit!
Oh, there's everybody in the chat room thinking about this classic Japanese city pop stuff.
7 out of 10, only lose me lag.
6 out of 10, DC Class Kitty.
Dirty Dad Soy Sauce out of 10.
Corpus Christie Capital, 8 out of 10.
Hora Hora, 8 out of 10.
5 out of 10, Scurvy the Cat.
DeBoy Jake, 8 out of 10.
Fry Bacon, 8 out of 10.
George LL Pierce, 9 out of 10.
Barry Blackberry, 7 out of 10.
Wolf Revenge, 9 out of 10.
8 out of 10, Monkey Dollar Roaches, 6 out of 10.
Throw them in the pit.
Guerrilla Channel, 2 out of 10.
Sounds like grocery store music.
8 out of 10, Pettis, 7 out of 10, Musky Husky.
9 out of 10, Bob Tom.
8 out of 10, Omega.
Blackworm, 7 out of 10.
10 out of 10, Potato Koran.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Yeah, tonight.
Chandler, 7 out of 10.
John Josky, 7 out of 10.
Ten out of ten, Big Cheesy.
After you with a six out of ten.
R to M an 8 out of 10!
If you wanna dance, baby, tonight.
Classic stuff.
Very classic stuff, dude.
Unparalleled aesthetics.
Great Japanese, great Japanese city pop.
I'm really digging it.
And somebody in the chat room said egg roll disco.
Well, either way, it's not bad, dude.
It is not bad.
Studio Audience Fake Gay Face Pulling00:14:38
All right, let's go to the next $20, $20 bucker up in here, soiled wheelchair, who said a song for ghosts.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Dude, not these fucks again, dude.
Not these poor, exploited fucking cripples.
Ah, Christ, dude.
This is sad.
Somebody who is not cripple is using and abusing these poor cripples for money, dude.
And it's sad.
These guys are literally self-deprecating for somebody else's payday.
The very first time I saw you.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It looks painful for this poor bastard to even sing.
Watch you from my wheelchair.
You sell the coffee silent away.
Oh, Christ.
Hold on.
Pause this.
What is it?
Yeah, fuck you.
I'm not a racist, you asshole, you piece of shit.
I really feel sorry for these cripples up in here, man.
And their studio audience laughing at this.
This is sad.
This is fucked up fuckin' shit!
That's a live studio audience laughin' at this shit!
Look at these poor fucking cripples.
This is fucked up.
I don't find this funny at all, man.
I don't find this funny.
I think this is horrible.
I think this is massive exploitation of cripples.
And this should not be.
Unfortunately, this is not in America.
These are euro cucks laughing at this shit Oh my god How long is this?
Jesus fucking hell.
I love you.
I love you.
I want to hold you 20% Cause with you baby I'm in heaven And you're all in the head This is painful to watch, dude.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
We had the day in a certain place.
I felt my ghost in your face.
You were bleeding from your eyes.
Oh Christ, dude.
Can we get this is fucked up man?
Is this enough?
This should be enough.
This is fucked up.
I'm sorry.
I don't know why anybody donates this.
Thumbs down.
Thumbs down this shit.
I mean, this is horrible.
And look at this.
A studio audience.
A studio audience laughing, clapping.
I mean, these poor guys are being exploited, and I think it's fucking ho.
I think it's horrible.
I think it's fucking horrible for Christ's sake.
All right, who's next?
I'm a racist requested this one.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on, let me make sure this is even fucking, you know, able to be fucking broadcasted.
All right, what is this?
Can you all stop, dude?
Seriously.
I've had enough, all right?
Smiley face.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Anyway, once again, I'm a racist requested this.
I don't know what the hell this is, dude.
Viewer discretion is advised, all right?
I wanted to do something with you.
Stop fucking donating me these dumb fucking tryhards.
Seriously, man.
Do not fucking donate me these fucking stupid tryhards.
This is stupid.
I'm already going to thumbs down this shit because it's stupid.
What?
Especially when there are many.
Oh, Christ, dude.
Listen.
Ricky versus Ghost.
Stop.
I'm fucking donating.
I am done with this shit, alright?
Play this dumb crap.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to have Spenny bite the toenails off my feet.
Great.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so funny.
That's so hilarious.
And I'm just biting off a piece of your nail, and that is it.
I am not.
And if you put your foot in my mouth in any capacity, or you know what you do, I am going to punch you and I will punch you hard.
It's going to be all teeth and nail, okay?
Oh, Jesus.
Dude, I'm going to do this.
How anybody found any kind of humor in this is ridiculous.
I'm doing this for your benefit.
Okay.
Yeah, right, Homo.
What do you want me to do?
I'm prepping them for you.
No, do it.
Oh, my God.
This is fucking disgusting.
You can't do it.
Do it.
I can't.
I get it.
I bet you're kidding.
I want to see a piece of nail in your mouth.
Somebody just informed me that this is Canadian.
Hurry up.
These are fuckers from Canadia.
No shit.
This looks like Canadian type of creativity, right?
I can't do it.
Your nails aren't breaking, man.
When you're worshiping old one ball, Tom Green.
You wonder.
You wonder, right?
Closest finish ever to a Kenny vs. Spenny competition.
I have to say, it came down to frames.
As you can see, Kenny's ready for a nice meal.
So I am going to take out a booger, which I believe was one of the words you tried to make me laugh at.
Booger's not so funny now.
Are you sitting here?
How long is this?
I can feel it.
This is fucking disgusting.
I don't blame you all for not watching, dude, because this is Canadian.
Yummy, no.
Comedy, right?
In your tummy.
This is what they're laughing at in Canadian.
He was not funny.
You were laughing.
I know you were laughing.
And he does not eat the shnooggy.
Oh, God.
Canadian content, by the way.
Oh, yes!
Swap it!
But swap it!
Let me say this!
Canadian fucking content, by the way.
Yes!
That was one of the greatest moments of my life.
Unbelievable.
I'm laughing.
Fucking homo.
No, I didn't.
Yes, he did.
No, I didn't.
Because he likes to do that.
I know what piss-off means.
Have you ever pissed on a girl?
One girl once asked me to, and I didn't see any harm in it.
Well, your mother asked you for something, you gotta do it.
Oh, my God, dude.
All right, I've had enough.
Some of you may remember Bobby.
What is this?
Bobby, although we love him, is truly the grossest, most disgusting person we know.
Oh, my God.
All right, that's it.
We've had enough.
That's a oh god.
I almost want to throw up.
All right, that's it, dude.
I'm not, I'm not fucking.
We're not doing any more of this.
Give me a fucking break.
I'm a racist.
You're a fucking piece of shit, is what you is.
All right, anyway, let's go to the next one here.
This next one is by Geno X1987.
And of course, he requested this one with a smiley face, which I really don't fucking appreciate, you fucking piece of crap.
Wait a minute.
The following content has been identified as inappropriate.
Dude, I'm not going to fucking sit here and play a fucking inappropriate goddamn request, Gino.
All right.
This is not the real Gino, is it?
Hold on just a second.
Let me go back in this history for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't know.
This is obviously not the real Gino, and I don't think I'm going to play this.
I mean, it's, I don't think I'm going to play this shit.
Look, stop donating, dude.
Seriously.
All right.
Another good song for you, ghost.
Another good song.
That's great.
That's fucking great.
All right.
I don't know who this.
I don't know what this is, dude, but this looks like shit.
I may have to pull away from this just to let everybody know.
Okay.
So anyway, Geno X1987 requested this one.
All right.
Here it is.
Here it is.
All right.
I'm going to have to pull away from this, dude.
This is.
I don't know what this is.
The most disgusting scene in movie history.
The hell is this crap?
So sorry.
So sorry.
If you hadn't helped me, I.
No.
You made me remember my father.
Not my mother.
Oh, my God, dude.
I don't know what this is.
We may have to pull away from it.
I will see your faces again.
But you will not see mine.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is this?
Whoa!
AAAAAAHH Green...pastures? He leadeth me beside the still waters... Dude, what the fuck is this shit dude they're just- They're cutting this poor man's throat.
my god oh my god righteousness oh my god what do they do What the fuck is this shit?
Oh, my God.
Uh-oh, no.
I think I'm going to have to pull away.
Oh, what the fuck?
They're going to pull his face off.
They're pulling his face off.
They're pulling this fucking face off!
They're pulling this fucking face off!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, God!
Oh, my God, no!
No.
No.
Oh, my God.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Right after we watched the Bohemian Grove, dude, are you shitting me?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They just tore this guy's face off.
And what are they gonna do?
Are they gonna wear it?
What the fuck is this shit?
In the house of the Lord.
Forever.
Oh my god.
Dude, that was fucking disgusting.
You know what?
You guys are fucking.
You know what, Geno X?
You know, you're a sick fuck.
You know that?
You're a fucking sick fuck for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, what is this?
Art Hyman.
Art Hyman requested this next one.
Ricky vs. Ghost's grandson.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Ricky vs. Ghost's grandson.
What the hell is are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Do we have to watch dumb shit like this?
Art Hyman, whoever the hell you are?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
That's not my fucking song.
I hate God.
Listen to me.
You want to know why?
I can understand why you hate God.
Look at your fucking position, you stupid fucking crippled tard.
Coronavirus happen.
What?
Why?
God did no such thing.
God is so good.
Why did he make the coronavirus?
It's man-made, you dumb target.
Okay, but why isn't he healing the world right now?
We're healing the world.
Slowly out of time.
Slowly out of time.
This is fake and gay, by the way.
I don't know.
Fake and gay.
I got shit to do.
Don't say the truth.
Fake and fucking gay.
Listen, Ricky.
You know what?
I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
The fuck I need for Christ's sake, man.
This fucking Target.
I command the coronavirus to leave.
I am the new God.
The old God.
Oh, yeah.
This is hilarious.
This is just great content, isn't it?
You are not your God.
You're not a God.
Fake and gay.
Where's my bottle opener?
Here this is.
You're not a god, Ricky.
You're a senior.
God.
I have a vision.
Fucking crap.
Have him a fucking watch.
In May.
May, the coronavirus will be no more.
I'm going to have to slap your cheeks in the sick.
Damn it, man.
Why do you all subject me to this dumb shit?
Why?
Because you're trying to be God.
And that deserves a slap in the cheek.
I'm going to have to slap your cheeks.
Whether you like it or not.
Are you gay, bro?
All right.
This is stupid.
And by the way, I hate this stupid fucking midget.
All right.
I mean, he's not funny.
Fuck that dumb midget.
He's a fucking idiot.
All right.
Anyway, who's next?
Oh, soiled wheelchair is next.
Another good song for you, ghost.
Okay, Jesus fucking Christ.
What is it, soiled wheel?
She's not these fucking cripples again.
Stop donating me this fucking shit, man.
That's fucked up.
It's fucked up that these cripples are being exploited, man.
Deadly Una Cripples Exploited Boys00:04:40
This is fucked up.
Jesus fucking Christ, man!
My fault, my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault!
What?
BALLS!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Look, please stop.
Don't donate this shit to me ever again, man.
Don't donate any cripple shit, any midget shit, any autistic shit, any anime shit, any brody shit.
Oh, Christ, who the fuck is that?
Yeah, fuck you, Ard Hammond.
You fucking shit.
My boys, my boys, my boys are okay.
My voice, my voice, my voice, they're okay.
No matter what you say, I know they're okay.
My voice, they're okay.
I mean, this is horrible.
Seriously, this is fucked up.
I need another drink of my beer.
I mean, this is horrible, man.
These fucking poor cripples are being exploited, and it needs to stop.
Go ball!
I'm a sexy boy.
Gold balls!
I espin' your balls alone.
My balls, my balls, my balls are okay.
My balls are okay.
Who the fuck keeps going?
Who keeps donating, dude?
Seriously, all right?
Deadly Una.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can you all fuck off, dude?
Seriously.
Okay, no matter what you call it, I know they're okay.
Look, all you people, look, there's some idiot in here saying, hey, goes the least are making money.
So what?
How much money do you need when you're banished to a fucking chair?
I mean, typically, the reason men make money is because they want big, badass houses.
They want cars.
They want bitches.
All right, never mind.
It's going over your fucking heads for Christ's sake.
Look, nobody please donate anymore.
I am done.
I am done with this shit.
All right, Ard Hammond requested this and said, time to subject ghost to more dumb shit.
Yeah, all right, that's fucking great.
Fucking beefy tid Hammond.
What is this?
Hold on, let me make sure this isn't some fucking snake in the ass or something.
All right.
Fucking Ard Hammond.
Here it is.
And of course, only Art Hammond can fucking find shit like this.
Play it.
What up, YouTube?
I'm Joshua Dafarina.
I'm going to say this to Squareward.
Squareward, you need to shut the fuck up and quit refusing anything.
Jeez.
Squareward, you better quit saying the word no.
You better say yes to anything, Squidward.
So, Squareward, shut the fuck up and quit refusing anything.
You know, this stupid moron should not be getting autism bucks.
He should be cleaning shitters, whoever the hell that is, all right?
He should be cleaning shitters and being happy about it there, Ard Hammond.
Good fucking God.
And it never ends.
It's my life.
Don't you forget.
Oh, Christ.
Anyway, let's continue here.
All right.
Let's continue.
Who the hell else do we have here?
We've got Deadly Una requested this one.
I have no idea who the hell Deadly Una is, but here it is.
All right, what the hell is this shit?
Deadly Una.
What the fuck?
Where do y'all find this bullshit?
I mean, seriously, whoever the fuck Deadly Una is, where the fuck did you find this crap?
Play this fucking video for fuck's sake.
Digger Aborigine Ska Gotta Drink00:03:19
Wait a minute, are these Aborigines?
These are aborigine musicians.
Oh, God.
I mean, what- what am I supposed to say to this?
We all donating this shit!
Where's their instrument, that digger do?
Where's that digger doo and shit?
That shit that goes.
Where's that digger do?
I mean, they should be playing that fucking digger do shit.
That fucking...
What am I supposed to say to this?
And this sounds a little like aborigine ska, doesn't it?
I gotta drink some more beer.
I'm sorry.
Reggae originating in Jamaica.
Jamaica is far away from Aborigine land that sings better than ghosts.
Did he say poo in the loo?
Poo in the loo!
Peter Baya one day.
Petul Baya one day.
One Day Baya Poo Loo00:03:38
No, no, Well, well, well, I have seen it all.
Aborigines singing Jamaican reggae.
I have seen it all.
I have seen it all.
Good God.
All right, look.
We are now at the end of the video donos.
Thank fucking God.
All right.
Thank fucking God.
We are at the end of the goddamn donos.
I'm not even fucking kidding around, okay?
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take five minutes to do me, okay?
And I know that all of you sons of bitches want radio graffiti, okay?
So let me just kick back here for a second, okay?
Let me take a shot.
Let me smoke some herb, you know, tetrahydrocannebinol, all that good shit.
And once I do, we're going to go ahead and take a break.
And when I take that break, I'm going to settle.
I'm going to set up the whole radio graffiti shit, all right?
Does everybody understand that?
I'm doing me right now.
So please just calm your fucking asses down.
Calm your fucking asses down for heaven's sake.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead.
Let me take a couple of swigs from this beer.
Let me pour out a shot.
Let me smoke some herb.
And then we're going to do some shit.
All right.
Look, people want chat room shout outs.
All right.
I'll give a fucking couple of chat room shout outs.
All right.
Enroll.
Who else we got?
Billy V. Official, Blop Jones, same girl.
HP Lovecrafts.
Credo Mateo.
Aura Aura Recycle Bin.
Wolf's Revenge.
Alien Ant Devil.
I think that's your name.
Another Octo.
Hyperion Corporation.
Agenda 69.
Astrial Brilliance.
Winter the Wolf.
DC Class Kitty.
Who else do we got here?
We got Comrade Shekilov, Bob Tom, Anime Frog Memes, Johnny Conquest, Pettus, ATA01, Tretchman.
What's up?
If I could fly in NO, Black Ghost 227, Potato, Koran, Dirty Dan, 33 Degree, Watch Gods, Trusted Lawyer, Suppress Speech, Fuck you.
Crazy YouTube Ninja, Running Out of Emails, Spent Canister, Texas Philly Bird, Art Hammond, Scrodom T-Bagon.
That's funny.
Anime Dude, Corpus Christie Capital, Mr. Person 32, Prince MP, Chandler, The Hambone Radio, fuck you.
The American Gamer, Sharon Stone, Big Bone, Void Mirror, Susie, Freezing Zicata, Spermi the Cat.
I already said Spermi the Ket, didn't I?
Fucking Spermy.
Patrice O'Neil Groper, Bob Bagman, Annan Noll, Amy Daly.
Is that the real Amy Daly?
Omigian, Kakai, 666.
You fucking sick son of a bitch.
Dorito Burrito, Zero Ology, Black Worm, The Capitalist Chad, Barry Blackberry, DeBoy Jake, Damson, Big Chi69, Steven Stinkyverse, Squid Boy23, Mr. I think I already said Mr. Person.
I think I already said a lot of these already.
Yeah, I've already said a lot of these.
Dust Pandan.
I didn't say that one.
Who else we got here?
Remembering Better Times Alcoholics00:03:08
Clarity.
Who else?
I think we've already said all these, dude.
AK Talk, I didn't say that one.
Deadpools 96.
VTAN.
I never said that one.
Eddie the Editor.
Noble Savage.
We got, I'm not going to say that name.
Richard Fitzel, Diarrhea.
Who else we got here?
We've got, I've already said all these fucking names.
Thrown in the Pit, Robo McFist.
Who else do we got?
I think I already said all these motherfuckers.
I've said all these.
Anyx 2.0.
Having said that, Stinger0422.
I've already said all these.
Bond Dayton, I don't think I said him.
I've already said all these fuckers.
All right, I'm done.
All right, Pettis.
Fuck Pettis, by the way.
Chris Johnson.
So anyway, we did some shout outs.
All right, y'all happy now?
For fuck's sake?
All right, where's my shot glass for Christ's sake?
All right, I'm going to get me a shot of some Johnny Walker.
Johnny Walker.
Unfortunately, it's not blue label.
It's a handle, a black label.
Because of this quarantine situation, people have made runs to liquor stores.
And by the way, liquor stores are essential business in Texas, by the way.
And distilling, I forgot about distilling, dude.
Cheers and distilling.
Can be even dearer, friends.
Especially when there are many, many.
Oh, fucking Geno.
Remembering better times.
Oh, Christ.
Anyway, thank you.
Let me take my shot first for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, I had to get handles of fucking 1.75 liters of shit because everybody is buying everything at the liquor store.
I guarantee you, a plethora of different alcoholics, many different alcoholics have been have started.
Alcoholism has started because of this whole COVID-19 quarantine bullshit.
All right.
So anyway, let me go ahead and take this shot.
I haven't even fucking started on taking any goddamn devil's lettuce.
So anyway, I just want to say cheers to everybody out there who's been listening to me.
It is 4.30 in the morning here at the Ghost Show Studios.
We're almost eight hours in to the broadcast.
Eight hours into the broadcast, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to the true fans that are out there, man.
Thank you for listening.
This one's for you.
So Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, fucking Democrats is who we hate the most.
Cheers, baby.
Good shot.
Good fucking shot.
All right.
Before I take a hit of some tetrahydrocanevanol, let's take a listen to Geno X 1987 and his dono that he just made.
And he said, remembering better times.
Okay, let's see what the hell this is.
Remembering better times.
What the fuck is this?
All right, what the hell is this?
I have no idea what this is.
Stalling 90s Jar Siege Seagal00:14:25
Oh, I think this is a combination, if I'm not mistaken, of a 90s, a 90s movies mixed with a dance song, I think.
Let's take a look at a little bit of Synth Wave mixed with some 90s movies.
Look at that.
That's great.
The 80s and 90s.
No shit, better times, Gino.
Remembering better times, dude.
Where they couldn't just concoct some bullshit COVID-19 to make us prisoners in our own homes and to force close private business.
I mean, I like this.
Look at that.
The images of the 90s, I'm telling you.
Demolition Man, the Terminator 2.
That right there is a badass to go movie.
What's it called?
I just saw it in the other- COMBAT!
There's true lies.
Here's the Premier 2.
Mary.
In the corner, a knife fight scene between Tommy Lee Jones and Steven Seagal.
Yeah, Under Siege is the name of that movie.
Under Siege.
The Seagal move.
Hey, Robo McFish just got the diamond dance with the dead...
Percavator Carpenter Bright.
Brutes.
I'll wait till it's mayonnaise!
Hang it up!
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck with the man-ass for fuck's sake?
What the fuck?
Fucking assholes.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
Oh my god, how pretty.
and they get killed by the aliens.
Isn't that the one where they introduce Jar Jar Binks Is that it?
Independence Day.
That would be good looking.
Memories, baby.
And I agree with Gino X1987, dude.
Better times.
Better times than what the fuck these government and these globalists are trying to do to us now.
Unfucking believable.
Anyway, thank you very much, Geno X1987.
That brought a little memories in everybody's craw there.
So anyway, before I take a break and set up radio graffiti, let me take a couple of fucking hits of some fucking dope.
And by the way, where the fuck is my dope, by the way?
Where the fuck is it?
Here it is right here.
A bag of weed, a bag of weed.
Everything's better with a bag of weed.
Ain't that the truth?
All right, no offense.
And all you people that are sitting here calling me an addict or something, I'm a connoisseur first and foremost.
And secondly, this fucking herb should be legal all across the country.
That's what it should be.
It should be legal all across the fucking country, for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
And I'm not stalling for nothing, dude.
All right.
I'm telling everybody, don't donate.
I'm smoking.
I'm drinking.
Let me do a little bit of me.
It's past 4:30 in the fucking morning.
All right.
Yeah, I've been on here for eight fucking hours.
So shut the fuck up, fucking morons.
Fucking assholes, dude.
You must smoke.
That's it.
Don't hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Dirty Dan with the diamond saying ghost is on Smoco.
So leave him alone.
He's on Smoco.
Thank you, Dirty Dan.
I am on fucking Smoco up in here, dude.
Now that.
Now that hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let me go ahead and take some more.
Did I already take a shot?
I already took a shot, right?
All right, let me finish this beer.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Just trying to fill myself up a little bit of piss and fury for Christ's sake.
All right.
And hold on, let me take one more hit.
All right.
Take one more fucking hit.
I don't take pills.
Shut up.
That's what I'm talking about.
God damn it.
You got to hold it in.
You got to let it hit the brain, dude.
I hate these fuckers that just kind of blow in and blow out the shit and waste the weed.
That's a little better.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, dude.
Let me take those deep breaths.
Shit.
Excuse me.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I think.
I felt that one there.
I definitely felt that one.
I definitely hear the whore from Impanema in my head, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm loving it, dude.
I'm sorry, all right?
Hey, I can't help it.
I'm sorry.
I take a toke, because up in smoke is where I'll be.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a swig of the beer here.
All right.
All right.
Let me open up another beer.
Shut up.
I'm not stalling.
If you idiots in the chat room say I'm stalling, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Okay?
I'm tired of you motherfuckers talking shit to me.
All right?
So shut the fuck up.
I need another beer.
I need more beer, man.
Fucking assholes.
Oh, God.
It sounds like water.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
I'm fucking open up.
Look at all these fucking bottles of beer I got going on over here.
You fucking scumbag, fucking cock sucking motherfucker, what you are.
Don't talk shit.
I'm not joking around.
Don't talk shit.
Don't talk shit.
Fucking pieces of crap.
I don't need fucking talking shit right now from you motherfuckers.
All right.
I'm going to get your radio graffiti.
All right.
And I'll get to it when I get to it.
So shut the fuck up.
Oh, God.
See, now you motherfuckers are making me belch.
I hope you all are fucking happy about it, all right?
I buy that for a piss goblin.
Bitch, stop fucking stalling.
Dude, fuck you.
Okay?
I'm not stalling.
You keep talking that shit.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm not stalling for nothing.
I've been on here for almost eight hours doing your shit.
So shut up!
Give me my fucking...
Where's the fucking bottle opener?
Get this fuckin' shit!
Get this fuckin' shit outta here!
Fucking assholes, man.
Motherfucking motherfuckers.
Trying to shit talk me.
Who do you think I am?
You think I'm only Use Me Blade and I'm fucking scamming you, motherfuckers?
I'm drinking, okay?
And when I tell you that I'm not drinking, I don't drink, all right?
Like the last show.
I didn't fucking drink.
Why?
I was trying to clean myself out, but unfortunately, that wagon, you know, that wagon's hard to stay on.
I'm telling you right now.
And why you asked?
Take a look at the state of the world.
Take a look at the state of humanity, especially in Western civilization.
Cockhold connoisseurs are what's the recipe for today's mail.
A bunch of bullnosed bulldyke fucking shit.
Muffdiving is the recipe for today when it comes to female, for Christ's sake.
That I'm supposed to be sitting here and saying, oh my God, it's such a joyous day today.
Are you fucking kidding me?
It fucking hurts to wake up every fucking morning.
Are you shitting me?
It hurts to wake up and even fucking look at the news and read about the bullshit.
All right?
Fucking witness firsthand the stupidity of America.
And don't you understand that this is a government made for the people and by the people?
And as I stated in the beginning of the broadcast, the people have fallen asleep at the fucking wheel.
And you think that I'm having a great fucking day, you fucks?
Nobody takes anything serious anymore.
All right.
What is this?
Look at this.
Look at this shit.
Piss goblin.
Nobody cares, bitch boy.
Stop stalling radio graffiti.
Fuck you.
I'm saying what the fuck I want to say.
So fuck you.
And what is this?
Comrade Shekiloff.
Shut the fuck up, Spur.
Get back on your short bus.
Yeah, let me tell you something, you fucking piece of shit.
You wouldn't say that to me if you were in front of my fucking face right now.
I guarantee Goddamn T and I would whoop the living be Jesus out of you because it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
You fucking stupid fucking son of a bitch.
So I'm telling you right now, all of you better shut the fuck up, all of you motherfuckers, or we're going to have ourselves a fucked up fucking time, all right?
Or maybe, just maybe, we ain't going to be doing radio graffiti, you fucking cum gurgling, nipple clamp loving, butt plug up the ass looking, pud-pulling, feminine, penis-loving, Leslie Jones-eating, migrant-mouth-hugging piece of pecker chef sucking shit.
So shut up.
Give me my damn drink.
All right.
Dude, listen to me.
You fuckers in the chat room better shut the fuck up.
All right.
Shut the fuck up or we're having problems.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take a break.
Okay.
I'm going to take a break.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to leave you all with something while I take this break.
And the reason I'm taking the break is because I have to connect the radio graffiti to the switchboard.
And by the way, it's probably the first piss I'm going to take here in about eight fucking hours.
So I'm going to drain the main vein.
You all know I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage hanging between my legs up in here.
So you know I'm going to be fucking draining that main vein.
And the musky husky dropped a diamond and said they want to hear a Home Depot.
Let me tell you something.
I ain't playing Home Depot.
If I'm going to leave you all here with something, I'm going to leave you all here with something that's going to make you think, boy.
You understand?
That's going to make synapses spark in your head.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to leave you all with a 60 minutes episode that I showed the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
I, yeah, fuck you.
What the fuck?
15 inches of loose foreskin.
Fuck you, comrade.
Take a whiff of this.
Swine Flu Neurological Damage 197600:15:11
I'm going to leave you with a 60 minutes episode from 1976 where they talk about the absolute fraud of the swine flu and how, at least back then, journalists still did journalism.
Mike Wallace puts the former head of the CDC on the hot seat and catches him in a fucking lie.
So I'm just saying I'm going to leave you all here with this segment, 60 minutes on the swine flu.
And guess what?
When you hear about the news about the swine flu, you're going to find eerie parallels.
Art Hammond, please play.
No, I'm not going to play Dragon Ball Z, you idiot.
You're going to find parallels to the COVID-19 bullshit that we were subjected to, to what the hell they tried to put the American public into a hysteria.
The American public didn't buy it because we were smarter back then.
Now we're a bunch of fucking attention whore idiots.
So anyway, you got it queued up, engineer.
All right.
Well, I'll be right back, okay?
I'm going to hook up radio graffiti.
I'm going to leave you here with this 60 minutes little segment from 1976 and take a look at the parallels.
That's all I'm saying.
All right, you got to go ahead and put the PC shot on.
I'll be right back.
Nobody go anywhere.
Enjoy, all right?
Saxon is upon us.
Which type will we worry about this year?
And what kind of shots will we be told to take?
Remember the swine flu scare of 1976?
That was the year the U.S. government told us all that swine flu could turn out to be a killer that could spread across the nation.
And Washington decided that every man, woman, and child in the nation should get a shot to prevent a nationwide outbreak, a pandemic.
Well, 46 million of us obediently took the shot.
And now 4,000 Americans are claiming damages from Uncle Sam amounting to $3.5 billion because of what happened when they took that shot.
By far the greatest number of the claims, two-thirds of them, are for neurological damage or even death, allegedly triggered by the flu shot.
We pick up the story back in 1976 when the threat posed by the swine flu virus seemed very real indeed.
This virus was the cause of a pandemic in 1918 and 1919 that resulted in over half a million deaths in the United States, as well as 20 million deaths around the world.
See how easy it is to protect you.
Thus, the U.S. government's publicity machine was cranked into action to urge all America to protect itself against the swine flu menace.
Influenza is serious business.
During major flu epidemics, millions of people are sick and thousands die.
Well, this year you can get protection.
The vaccines are safe, easy to take, and they can protect you against flu.
So roll up your sleeve.
Protect yourself.
One of those who did roll up her sleeve was Judy Roberts.
She was perfectly healthy, an active woman, when in November of 1976, she took her shot.
Two weeks later, she says, she began to feel a numbness starting up her legs.
I joked about it at that time.
I said, I'll be numb to the knees by Friday, if this keeps up.
By the following week, I was totally paralyzed.
So completely paralyzed, in fact, that they had to operate on her to enable her to breathe.
And for six months, Judy Roberts was a quadriplegic.
The diagnosis?
A neurological disorder called Guillain-Beret syndrome, GBS for short.
These neurological diseases are little understood.
They affect people in different ways.
As you can see in these home movies taken by a friend, Judy Roberts' paralysis confined her mostly to a wheelchair for over a year.
But this disease can even kill.
Indeed, there are 300 claims now pending from the families of GBS victims who died, allegedly as a result of the swine flu shot.
In other GBS victims, the crippling effects diminish and all but disappear.
But for Judy Roberts, progress back to good health has been painful and partial.
Now, I noticed that your smile, Judy, is a little bit constricted.
Yes, it is.
Is it different from what it used to be?
Very different.
I have a greatly decreased mobility in my lips.
And I can't drink through a straw on the right-hand side.
I can't blow out birthday candles.
I don't whistle anymore, for which my husband is grateful.
It may be a little difficult for you to answer this question, but have you recovered as much as you are going to recover?
Yes, this is it.
So you will now have a legacy of braces on your legs for the rest of your life?
Yes, the weakness in my hands will stay, and the leg braces will stay.
So Judy Roberts and her husband have filed a claim against the U.S. government.
They're asking $12 million, though they don't expect to get nearly that much.
Judy, why did you take the flu shot?
I'd never taken any other flu shots, but I felt like this was going to be a major epidemic.
And the only way to prevent a major epidemic of a really deadly variety of flu was for everybody to be immunized.
Where did this so-called deadly variety of flu, where did it first hit back in 1976?
It began right here at Fort Dixon, New Jersey in January of that year when a number of recruits began to complain of respiratory ailments, something like the common cold.
An Army doctor here sent samples of their throat cultures to the New Jersey Public Health Lab to find out just what kind of bug was going around here.
One of those samples was from a private David Lewis who had left his sickbed to go on a forced march.
Private Lewis had collapsed on that march and his sergeant had revived him by mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
But the sergeant showed no signs of illness.
A few days later, Private Lewis died.
If this disease is so potentially fatal that it's going to kill a young, healthy man, a middle-aged school teacher doesn't have prayer.
The New Jersey lab identified most of those soldiers' throat cultures as the normal kind of flu virus going around that year, but they could not make out what kind of virus was in the culture from the dead soldier and from four others who were sick.
So they sent those cultures to the Federal Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia for further study.
A few days later, they got the verdict, swine flu.
But that much publicized outbreak of swine flu at Fort Dix involved only Private Lewis, who died, and those four other soldiers who recovered completely without the swine flu shot.
If I had known at that time that the boy had been in a sick bed, got up, went out on a forced march, and then collapsed and died, I would never have taken a shot.
The rationale for our recommendation was not on the basis of the death of a single individual, but it was on the basis that when we do see a change in the characteristics of the influenza virus, it is a massive public health problem in this country.
Dr. David Senser, then head of the CDC, the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, is now in private industry.
He devised the swine flu program, and he pushed it.
You began to give flu shots to the American people in October of 76.
October 1st.
By that time, how many cases of swine flu around the world had been reported?
There had been several reported, but none confirmed.
There had been cases in Australia that were reported by the press, by the news media, there were cases in...
None confirmed.
Did you ever uncover any other outbreaks of swine flu anywhere in the world?
No.
Now, nearly everyone was to receive the shot in a public health facility where a doctor might not be present.
Therefore, it was up to the CDC to come up with some kind of official consent form, giving the public all the information it needed about the swine flu shot.
This form stated that the swine flu vaccine had been tested.
What it didn't say was that after those tests were completed, the scientists developed another vaccine, and that was the one given to most of the 46 million who took the shot.
That vaccine was called X-53A.
was x53a ever field tested uh i i can't say i would have to It wasn't.
I don't know.
Well, I would think that you're in charge of the program.
I would have to check the records.
I haven't looked at this in some time.
The information form, the consent form, was also supposed to warn people about any risks of serious complications following the shot.
But did it?
No, I had never heard of any reactions other than a sore arm, fever, this sort of thing.
Judy Roberts' husband Gene also took the shot.
Yes, I looked at that document.
I signed it.
nothing on this, that I was going to have a heart attack, or I could get Guillain-Barre, which I never heard of.
What if people from the government, from the Center for Disease Control, what if they had indeed known about it?
What would be your feeling?
They should have told us.
Did anyone ever come to you and say, you know something, fellas?
There's the possibility of neurological damage if you get into a mass immunization program.
No.
No one ever did.
No.
Do you know Michael Hatwick?
Yes, mm-hmm.
Dr. Michael Hatwick directed the surveillance team for the swine flu program at the CDC.
His job was to find out what possible complications could arise from taking the shot and to report his findings to those in charge.
Did you know ahead of time, Dr. Hatwick, that there had been case reports of neurological disorders, neurological illness, apparently associated with the injection of influenza vaccine?
Absolutely.
You did?
Yes.
How'd you know that?
By review of the literature, so you told your superiors, the men in charge of the swine flu immunization program, about the possibility of neurological disorders.
Absolutely.
What would you say if I told you that your superiors say that you never told them about the possibility of neurological complications?
That's nonsense.
I can't believe that they would say that they did not know that there were neurological illnesses associated with influenza vaccination.
That simply is not true.
We did know that.
I've said that Dr. Hatwick never told me of his feelings on this subject, and he's lying.
I guess you would have to make that assumption.
Then why does this report from your own agency, dated July 1976, list neurological complications as a possibility?
I think the consensus of the scientific community was that the evidence relating neurologic disorders to influenza immunization was such that they did not feel that this association was a real one.
You didn't feel it was necessary to tell the people that information.
I think that over the years we have tried to inform the American people as fully as possible.
As part of informing Americans about the swine flu threat, Dr. Sensor's CDC also helped create the advertising to get the public to take the shot.
Let me read to you from one of your own agency's memos planning the campaign to urge Americans to take the shot.
The swine flu vaccine has been taken by many important persons, he wrote.
Example, President Ford, Henry Kissinger, Elton John, Muhammad Ali, Mary Tyler Moore, Rudolph Nurev, Walter Cronkite, Ralph Nader, Edward Kennedy, etc., etc.
True?
I'm not familiar with that particular piece of paper, but I do know that at least of that group, President Ford did take the vaccination.
Did you talk to these people beforehand to find out if they planned to take the shot?
I did not know.
Did anybody?
I do not know.
Did you get permission to use their names in your campaign?
I do not know.
Mary, did you take a swine flu shot?
No, I did not.
Did you give them permission to use your name saying that you had or were going to?
Absolutely not.
Never did.
Did you ask your own doctor about taking the swine flu shot?
Yes, and at the time he thought it might be a good idea.
But I resisted it because I was leery of having the symptoms that sometimes go with that kind of inoculation.
So you didn't?
No, I didn't.
Have you spoken to your doctor since?
Yes.
And?
He's delighted that I didn't take that shot.
You're in charge.
Somebody's in charge.
This is your advertising strategy that I have a copy of here.
Who's it signed by?
This one is unsigned.
But you'll acknowledge that it was your baby, so to speak.
Could have been from the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare.
It could be from CDC.
I don't know.
I'll be happy to take responsibility for it.
It's been three years now since you fell ill with GBS, right?
Right.
Has the federal government, in your estimation, played fair with you about your claim?
No, I don't think so.
It seems to be dragging on and on and on.
And really, no end in sight that I can see at this point.
With respect to the cases of Guillaume Barre, allegedly...
Former Secretary of H.E.W. Joseph Califano, too, was disturbed that there was no end in sight.
So a year and a half ago, he promised that Uncle Sam would cut the bureaucratic red tape for victims suffering from GDS and would pay up quickly.
We shouldn't hold them to an impossible or too difficult standard of proving that they were hurt.
Even if we pay a few people a few thousand dollars that might not have deserved it, I think justice requires that we promptly pay those people who do deserve it.
Who's making the decision to be so hard-nosed about settling?
Well, I assume the Justice Department is.
Griffin Bell before he left?
Well, the Justice Department agreed to the statement I made.
It was cleared word for word with the lawyers in the Justice Department by my HEW lawyers.
And that statement said, in effect, that that statement said that we should pay Guillaume Beret claims without regard to whether the federal government was negligent if they resulted from the swine flu shot.
I think the government knows it's wrong.
If it drags out long enough, that people will just give up.
Let it go.
I am a little more adamant in my thoughts than my wife is because I told Judy to take the shot.
She wasn't going to take it.
And she never had had shots.
Olive Yakslov Internal Drama00:15:48
And I'm mad with my government because they knew the facts.
But they didn't release those facts because if they had released them, the people wouldn't have taken.
And they can come out tomorrow and tell me there's going to be an epidemic.
And they can drop off like flies to next to me.
I will not take another shot that my government tells me to take.
Meantime, they could tell me there is another epidemic or pandemic and people could drop around me like flies.
I will not take another inoculation that my government is forcing on me.
And I think that that is the most intelligent statement of that whole piece there.
Anyway, AK Talk says my G-Paw got GBS from the last H1N1 shot.
I'm telling y'all right now, folks, you all heard what journalism used to be.
Now take a look at it, boring.
Let's go.
Cut the bullshit to radio graffiti.
Fuck you, you idiot, all right?
Anyway, I'm just trying to let y'all know that this whole COVID-19 shit is the same thing.
If they lie back then, they'll lie again.
Do you understand me?
And we have been fooled into believing that we need to be prisoners in our own home.
We need to artificially shut down businesses.
And we all just did it like a bunch of morons.
They couldn't do this to folks in the 70s because folks in the 70s actually asked questions.
All right?
They actually asked questions.
They had common sense for fuck's sake.
Oh, Christ.
All right.
Look, before I open up the chest, I'm going to take a smoke of some goddamn tetrahydrocannabinol, okay?
The musky husky just said, hurry up and open the chest, boomerandy.
Yeah, fuck you, okay?
You understand?
This is a ghost show, and I can do whatever the fuck I want.
All right.
So don't sit here and try to wave your finger at me, all right?
You could stick that fucking finger you're waving at me and shove it right up your sphincter.
It's probably what you massage your goddamn prostate with anyway, you anal-induced ejaculator.
So shut the fuck up.
My smoke you know, hold it.
Just let it hit the brain That's how you do it.
All right.
And look, look, hey, you're gonna keep saying Stalin.
All right, you got, you know, you guys are pissing me off.
All right.
I'm gonna get another beard that y'all gonna call me Stalin.
I'm gonna stall then, all right?
I need more beer is what the fuck I need.
Fucking idiots are over here.
You know, ghost F Stalin.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right?
Fucking piece of shit.
I'm over here.
You know that it is over eight hours that I've been on this broadcast.
You all get this, right?
Eight fucking hours, all right?
All right, we're over eight hours on this broadcast.
Who the fuck else does this kind of shit, man?
Full throttle, 110% fucking high energy, all right?
None of this low energy bullshit.
Fucking beer bottle opener.
None of this.
I'm just staring at a goddamn camera.
None of this.
I'm cooking food and look at me, kind of bullshit.
Full fucking throttle, man.
Nobody does it like ghosts, baby.
Nobody, all right?
Only eight hours.
Yeah, fuck off, all right?
I'm not out here gaming, asshole, all right?
Olive Yakslov, fuck the trolls, I'm out of this community.
Cheers.
Wait, what happened to Olive Yakslov?
Why did he drop a diamond and said that he's out of this community, dude?
What the fuck did y'all do?
What the fuck did y'all do to Olive Yakslov, you fucks?
Oh, Christ, dude.
What the fuck did y'all just do to Olive Yakslov, you piece of shit?
That's why I took down the forums on Ghost.report.
You all get this, right?
You all understand this, right?
That's why.
I mean, we took off the forum.
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck happened with goddamn Olive Yakslov?
I hadn't fucking heard from Olive Yakslov, for Christ's sake.
The fuck did y'all do?
Anonymous.
Ghostler, the innovator of the jukebox.
Dude, fuck off, all right?
I'm not a goddamn jukebox asshole, all right?
Fucking piece of shit.
What happened to fucking Olive?
Can somebody explain to me they doxxed, ah, Jesus Christ.
Why did they dox Olive Yakslov, dude?
Siri.
Why the fuck did they do that?
Blame Arn Hammond.
Olive Yaksloff.
Fucking Arn Hammond.
What the fuck?
This better not have nothing to do with you there, Art Hammond, you piece of shit.
Blame Arn Hammond, Olive Yakslov, just put in the damn chat room.
Man, it's too late for drama, man.
It's five in the fucking morning out here at the ghost show studio, for fuck's sake.
I mean, what the fuck, man?
Why is everybody all of a sudden causing fucking drama right now?
Oh, for Christ's sake.
He's a brony and a furry.
Look at his dock.
I'm not going to look at his docks.
Art Hammond says, I didn't do shit.
I can tell you that.
It's all bullshit.
Then why did our Art Hammond?
Why did Olive Yakslov say blame goddamn you for this shit?
Right in the chat room.
Oh, good, good fucking God.
What are you doing, Arn Hammond?
All right, what the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck did you do?
What the fuck did you do?
Oh, Christ.
Hey, look, people, a live Thunderdome.
No, the Thunderdome is exclusive to the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
But man, I can't believe Olive Yaksloff is now, you know, kind of excommunicating himself from the community.
And because Olive Yaksloff is a tard and wants to blame me for shit, why is he blaming you if there's not at least some semblance of a connection to you there, beefy tits?
All right.
Olive Yaksloff was.
I can't believe this, dude.
I mean, I'm sitting over here about to go to Radio Graffiti, and now I've got fucking internal community drama.
Oh my god.
Olive Yakslov wanted feet pictures.
Shit the fuck.
Shut the fuck up.
And what is this?
Known info.
Who gives a shit about Olive?
He's a guy who stole your gab anyway.
What?
Can we stop this shit, please?
All right, this is getting out of hand already.
All right, this is getting out of hand.
It's starting to become some toxic fucking drama in the community out here.
And I don't fucking appreciate it, okay?
Just stop the shit.
Good fucking God, man.
Just stop the shit.
Oh, my God.
Look, dude, everybody stop with the troll war shit, or I'm just going to, I'm going to get off.
I'm not going to do radio gears.
That's where y'all are headed with this.
I don't want to be there.
I don't want to condone this.
And I'm out of here.
I'm not fucking joking around.
If that's the way it is, then I'm getting the fuck out.
This is fucked up shit.
All this goddamn drama out here.
We just had a fucking decent show going on.
Episode 160.
And you fucking people are out here trying to do troll wars and shit.
What a bunch of bastards, dude.
I mean, what a bunch of pieces of fucking ungrateful, fucking disposable road trash you people are.
You squirrel-fisting, anal-loving pieces of fucking dog-loving shit.
Are you kidding me?
Save the drama for your mama and Obama.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my God.
You see, y'all have just harshed my motherfucking mellow.
You see that?
You know, this is why, you know, I keep telling you guys, you know, I have all this very big optimism for humanity.
That's why I try to drop some of these red pills on people and show you guys something and tell you guys these things.
And, you know, it just never fucking ends with the fucking intense mental retardation that encompasses a good portion of this fucking community, okay?
And every time I'm out here trying to push some knowledge, trying to spark some synapses out here, I get involved with more and more of this fucking stupid drama bullshit, okay?
And then I have, like I said, I don't know if it's neutrino beams coming into my head, but it's like the elites.
They're trying to call me.
They're like, ghost, why the hell do you care about these people, ghost?
Look at them.
They don't even care about themselves, ghost.
Why don't you come along and be a part of the elites, ghost?
We have to put the cancer in the vaccines, ghost.
Don't worry about these dumb people, ghost.
They are beneath you, ghost.
Come and join the elites and make sure that you continue our globalist order.
Just continue, ghost.
Look at these people.
They're not worth it, ghost.
They're not worth it, ghost.
I mean, I'm serious.
There's a voice that just continues to say that shit.
Look at these dumb people, ghost.
They don't even care, ghost.
They don't even care about their own children.
They don't even care about themselves, ghost.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Give me my drink.
Oh, my God.
Look, let's stop with the drama, please.
Can we please stop this?
All right, I've had enough drama.
You know, I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Don't worry, ghost.
We've got a spot for you, ghost.
You're an intellectual mind, ghost.
Don't worry about these people, ghost.
This stupid ghost.
Look at them.
They like cartoons, ghost.
They think that the cartoons are real ghost.
They are sexually fantasizing about the cartoons, ghost.
You know, don't go for these people, ghost.
Come with us, the elites.
And I want you to repeat after me: be gone, don't care, be gone.
All right.
Anyway, what is Arnhem and what now?
I didn't do anything to Olive Yakslav Rifle Slayer.
What the hell?
I left La Casa because they're fucking tards.
I vented in the Thunderdome and then left it at that.
I don't get involved with doxing.
That shit is retarded.
He just wants to blame me for something.
He just wants to blame you for something.
Why?
And what the hell is La Casa?
What the hell is La Casa?
That's obviously another fucking, you know, another chat room that listens to the broadcast and her bronies and furries and anime lovers and all that bullshit.
What have I told you guys?
It's my life.
Don't you forget anyway?
Let's go ahead and let's open up this treasure chest here before we get to anything else.
I would like everybody to please stop the drama, okay?
Stop the fucking drama and save the drama for your mama.
All right.
Oh, God.
Anyway, you see, y'all are making me belch, you know, with all this crap.
And look, people are saying no one cares.
Hey, this is my community, pal.
All right.
And I don't like that people, especially D-Live, they're not going to give me partner.
And the reason they said it wasn't because of me, it was because of my fucking community.
My community's toxic.
And they can't afford to have a community like I don't even want to talk about it.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
You people don't give a shit anyway.
All right.
You people don't give a shit anyway.
So, anyway, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take one more hit of tetrahydrocanneminol, the devil's lettuce, the grass, the reef, or the poo smoke, and then I'm going to open up this goddamn chest.
Is everybody ready?
We got 1,600 in the chest right now.
All right.
All right.
We got 1,600 in the chest.
Let me let it go to the brain.
All right.
Is everybody ready?
In five, four, three, two.
What?
Do not open.
Why not open it there, Spermy the Cat?
Why not open it?
These people don't deserve it or some shit.
Jesus Christ.
And I want to remind everybody: 4,250 lemons is 50 bucks.
All right.
So anyway, here we go.
Let's distribute five, four, three, two, one.
Let's distribute them right now, baby.
And I'd like for all of you to post what it is that you got on the chat room.
And I will give you the top five people that got the most lemons out of this latest treasure opening.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and do that.
Yeah, good stuff, dude.
Good stuff.
All right, what do we got here?
Come on.
It's distributing them right now.
It's distributing them right now.
And Pettis says, you got to dox yourself to get paid, though.
Well, you know, it is what it is, dude.
You got to dock yourself to get paid anyway.
Wolf's Revenge, 201 lemons.
Aura Aura, 116 lemons.
Pettis with 84 lemons.
HP Lovecraft's cat name, 67 lemons.
And Astrial Brilliance with 56 lemons.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I think it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Radio Graffiti Splice Pettis00:06:15
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast where spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at that number that you see on your screen, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, then go ahead and push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag your pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four, actually four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
Now, before I get to Radio Graffiti, I want to remind everybody that you're going to hear these idiots play something of what sounds like me saying something derogatory or anything of that nature.
That's a splice.
These people have been doing this to me ever since I started Radio Graffiti, and I really don't appreciate it.
So just keep that in mind.
And secondly, I'm looking at the chat here, and the chat is claiming that there's going to be drama on Radio Graffiti.
There better not be drama on Radio Graffiti.
Do you understand?
There better not be because you goddamn motherfuckers is all I got to say to that.
All right.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
Look, I want to be honest with you.
I'm really not happy that Olive Yaksloff, but he took the gab.
Are you shitting me?
Goddamn motherfuckers.
You see this fucking trolls, man.
You can't fucking trust anybody out here.
All right.
All right.
Hey, do we have any radio graffiti calls to be had, engineer?
Man, man!
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
Right now!
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
Who the hell do we have here?
Let's go to Charles Reed's hairline, Radio Graffiti.
This is True Bathrobe Dwayne Radio.
True Bathrobe Dwane Radio.
Hi, this is Bathrobe Dwayne, the badass of try hearts.
Give him song requests or give him death.
Awesome.
Okay.
Broadcasting from his house stream studios in beautiful downtown Daytona Beach, Florida.
Can I get a ban off the video?
Can I get a ban on that motherfucker?
And now he will take it from here.
Your host, The Future of Racism's Amanda Call, Charles Reed.
Jesus, get this shit out of here.
All right.
Whoa!
Take it off!
Take it off, you fucking piece of fucking fuck!
Fucking piece of shit!
All right, first of all, that was a splice at the end of that fucking stupid bullshit.
I hope you all know that shit.
And secondly, don't be plugging anybody else like fucking Bathrobe Dwayne on my fucking show.
Do you understand?
All right, he is beneath me, all right?
And there's no reason to even fucking mention his fucking ass on my fucking show, all right?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Do not fucking mention anybody, anybody else.
All right?
Ghost is a loner out here in this streaming game.
And he's got a lot of haters.
All right?
Weaving spiders come not here.
That's all I got to say to that.
What else do we got here?
How about who the hell is this?
Oshowitz, radio graffiti.
Pettis, radio graffiti.
Yeah, fuck you, Donald Trump.
I hope you fucking starve to death.
All right?
I hope you become an emaciated piece of shit that you look like you just got out of Auschwitz, you fucking Jew.
I always watch Radio Graffiti because you're a splicy little baguette.
Fucking piece of shit.
Get this fucking can out of here.
For fuck's sake.
I never said anything like that.
That's a fucking lie.
That's a fucking lie.
Don't listen to that shit.
Fucking Pettis is pissed off because I yanked his ass right out of his fruity closet, all right?
And he doesn't want to admit that he's a fucking power bottom, okay?
That he likes getting his prostate massage with man-meat, all right?
Fucking asshole.
Get my drink.
I almost want to throw up now, man.
Just thinking about fucking Pettis and his fucking gay bondage fetish and all that other shit.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, Pettis, man.
God.
Fucking great.
This is it, dude.
You see that?
This is it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
I don't even know if I should even be fucking continuing after that.
I should just say, fuck you.
How dare you?
And leave.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Who else is there?
What is this?
Else Fuck Makes Money Goddamn00:04:08
Let's take some numbers.
How about that?
We'll take some.
Fuck these fucking guys with these stupid names and shit.
How about let me see who we got?
How about 623 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on, Ghost?
How you doing, man?
Hey, what's up, dude?
Who's this?
Since 2011, man.
Hey, well, that's cool, man.
Tell us who you are, what they call you online, and tell us some shit.
I don't really got any fucking name online, but listen to me, Ghost.
How the fuck do I make money?
All right.
I've been listening to your fucking shit since 2011.
I'm poor as fuck.
How do I make money, ghost?
Get this guy out of here.
You know what?
Get a job.
How about that shit?
How about going get a fucking job for fuck's sake?
How do I make money?
All right, now I'll tell you this.
This artificial closedown of the economy was unprecedented and not warranted.
But give me a fucking break.
How do I make money?
I need free money.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man, go sell yourself or something.
Who gives a shit?
All right.
I mean, you know, it's obvious that you've got no special skills because that's what makes money, you idiot.
Your ability to be able to have a special skill that very few people have, and that's what makes you money.
It's as simple as that.
But of course, you know, try to tell that to peeps.
Or if you've got a good job and you're a good person within your job, social circles, and you're there because people like you, because you people don't understand, dude.
You know, the reason people have jobs for long periods of time is because people like them at their job.
All right, if you're going to be a fucking idiot, it's just going to be an asshole, or you're going to use the job as a means as a pickup ground for bitches, or vice versa.
I mean, you ain't going to last very long.
All right.
I'm just saying, dude.
You just, you have to realize that there is a social component to working.
Okay.
And there's a direct correlation of people that are very personable that have already infiltrated a social circle or a bureaucratic system in which the people that are in charge like that person that gives them political clout that's over the actual job itself and whether or not you could do the job itself.
Believe it or not, I'm just saying, you know, you're going to spend a lot of days with people.
They're going to want to know, hey, do I want to spend fucking eight hours a day with this fucking piece of shit?
Then they're not going to want to spend eight hours a day with some fucking shithead that thinks he knows it all.
All right.
I'm just saying.
All right.
See, who else do we have here?
How about who the fuck is my struggle, Radio Graffiti?
Rayco, Radio Graffiti.
Do you understand that this isn't a democracy, you fucking pieces of shit?
Don't you understand that?
That I am Ghostler.
Look, Swan Seegan Sloggins Wagon.
Volkswagen.
This is mine, and I will do whatever the fuck I want to do.
Oh, you know, I know.
Goddamn motherfucker.
You know, you goddamn motherfuckers, dude.
All right.
I'm saying that as a joke, you fucking assholes.
And you fucking people fucking splicing and make it think I'm fucking fucking serious.
Fucking shitheads, man.
It's a fucking joke, you idiot.
Look at that.
Is that is that the seeing heil?
Is that it?
Is that the symbol for a seeing heil?
Blaine Dark Niggers Suck Reality00:03:11
Oh, God, dude.
This is all every show.
It just gets worse and worse or something.
I don't get it, man.
If it isn't community drama, it's the garbage that you people fucking donate.
It's the fucking shit that you splice me on in Radio Graffiti.
It's the disrespect, the constant disrespect I get in the fucking chat room.
So, you know, it's what a fucking, what a bunch of cum gurglers, man.
Give me my fucking drink.
All right.
Let me call on somebody else.
Who the hell else do we got out here?
How about who the fuck?
Fucking Raiden Snake, Radio Graffiti.
Suck A, sunk A niggers.
Suck A niggers.
Suck A niggers.
All right, get him out.
Get him out of here.
I don't know what the fuck that was supposed to be, you fucking racist shithead.
You understand?
Dude, ever since I started this broadcast, all right, melting pot of friendship.
That's been my motto.
That's what I've been always advocating.
And, you know, people still to this day call me a racist for, and that's a slanderous lie to call me a racist.
It's a fucking slanderous goddamn lie.
And you know what?
Let me go ahead and go to somebody that I like.
How about how about Dark Blaine?
Hey, Dark Blaine.
Hey, what's up, Dark Blaine?
How you doing, dude?
How you been?
How you been doing there, Dark Blaine?
I haven't heard from you in a few.
How you been doing?
I'm doing great so far.
But good news.
Great news, actually.
I hope we fortunately start to update us on May 16th.
All right.
Well, that's good to hear, dude.
That's good to hear.
What are you going to do after that?
Well, hopefully you see how this tests and how it goes for a new map in Fort Waya.
So, hopefully, how the things it goes.
Yeah.
Hey, let me ask you a question.
What did you think about all this coronavirus?
What do you think about this?
Well, I'm not sorry for the other question about that, but I always stay home and safely concussions before that gets affected.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, have you been a little afraid of the coronavirus throughout this time?
Yeah, no, man.
I was just trying to be safe right now.
It's just not getting affected.
That's all.
Well, no, I understand that.
I'm just, you know, getting your perspective.
All right, man.
So, look, you want to give any shout-outs to anybody?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, good from the fans from Torio's fans and also the good chat people.
Also, the engineer and also ghost.
So, anyways, yay, spaghetti!
He does it all the time.
Yay, spaghetti.
Definitely, man.
All right, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
Wait Wait Biden Daddy Problems00:03:11
Let's continue here.
All right, who the hell else do we have?
How about how about anonymous radio graffiti?
my daddy is joe biden my daddy is joe biden my daddy is joe biden my daddy is joe biden my daddy is joe biden all right shut the fuck up for christ's sake And where is this meme coming from that my dad's Joe Biden?
Why the fuck are y'all trying to make that a fucking reality for fuck's sake?
All right, let's take a couple more calls here.
Who the hell is this?
Fun facts, radio graffiti: the longest time between two twins being born is 82 days.
Number two, everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.
Number three: female kangaroos have three for channels.