True Capitalist Radio - SNTS0040
Aired: 2023-01-16
Duration: 08:24:32


=== Saturday Night Troll Show Returns (03:14) ===

[00:01:08]  Oh, yeah.
[00:01:11]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:14]  You know what time it is.
[00:01:16]  It's episode 40 of the Saturday night.
[00:01:22]  Saturday night.
[00:01:24]  Saturday night troll show.
[00:01:30]  They're damn right.
[00:01:31]  Episode 40 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:01:34]  Spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
[00:01:38]  And let everybody, you know, let them all know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is back and in the house.
[00:01:46]  We are live, baby.
[00:01:49]  Episode 40, 40 Saturdays.
[00:01:53]  Good God.
[00:01:56]  Spread it across the internet and throughout the world, folks.
[00:01:59]  And guess what?
[00:02:01]  More beer! More beer! More beer!
[00:02:07]  You're damn right.
[00:02:10]  We fell off the wagon.
[00:02:13]  And we're back drinking here tonight, folks.
[00:02:15]  Live on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:02:18]  That's right.
[00:02:20]  Gout foot or no gout foot, we're drinking tonight.
[00:02:25]  Spread it around the internets and throughout the world.
[00:02:28]  We've got some internet tomfoolery to do.
[00:02:34]  Goddamn right.
[00:02:35]  I'm hyped for tonight.
[00:02:37]  I'm missing UFC tonight.
[00:02:39]  I just want everybody to know that.
[00:02:41]  I'm missing some UFC mixed martial arts combat sports.
[00:02:49]  All right.
[00:02:50]  We're in the house.
[00:02:52]  So let's go ahead and get this party started.
[00:02:56]  Episode 40, Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:03:01]  Let's go ahead and take this out of here.
[00:03:04]  Thank you all for tuning in with me once again to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:03:09]  I would like to remind everybody for at least the next, I don't know, two, three plus hours, the donos are going to be paused, okay?
[00:03:19]  And the reason the donos are paused is because we're going to be conducting ourselves a little bit of internet tomfoolery.
[00:03:25]  That's what we do here on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:03:30]  Now, I just want to let everybody know that I told you all I was going to be here.
[00:03:33]  I am here, okay?
[00:03:35]  And I just want to remind everybody that every time you talk garbage at me, every time you try to besmirch me, you know, look at the goddamn sacrifices that I'm doing for you guys.
[00:03:47]  All right.
[00:03:48]  And by the way, Woke Millennial just dropped a Ninja Geeny with the GX in the chat.
[00:03:54]  Cheers to fucking Woke Millennial.
[00:03:56]  And whoa!
[00:03:58]  Standing while pooping, just dropped the Ninja Geenie.
[00:04:02]  All right, cheers once again.
[00:04:04]  Woke millennials standing while pooping, too, dude.
[00:04:07]  Cheers for the Ninja Genie standing while pooping.
[00:04:10]  I've never tried it, but I guess it works.
[00:04:12]  Anyway, folks, cheers to everybody out here.
[00:04:16]  I guess what we're going to do tonight here in the first several hours is we're going to conduct ourselves with internet tomfoolery.

=== Mail Balloting Controversy Explained (07:00) ===

[00:04:23]  But one thing I do want to talk about is the Supreme Court nominee of Coney Barrett.
[00:04:32]  And I don't want to get into too much politics on this, but there should be no reason why this woman does not get the nomination and goes and fills the seat of the disgusting, despicable liberal piece of trash, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
[00:04:49]  All right.
[00:04:49]  Amy Barrett, I think, is going to be a great Supreme Court justice.
[00:04:54]  You already got all the women's groups crying foul.
[00:04:57]  They're talking about potentially Roe v. Wade being taken away.
[00:05:02]  And I think that we, when I say we, I'm talking about those of us that want Trump to win.
[00:05:07]  I think that they need to just ram this damn nominee down the Senate judiciary's throat and make sure she's on the bench because I'm guaranteeing you something.
[00:05:17]  All right.
[00:05:18]  All this mail-in ballot bullshit, which is complete fraud.
[00:05:22]  All right.
[00:05:22]  Mail-in balloting goes against our Constitution.
[00:05:25]  But of course, the Democrats and their sick-ass media cohorts are going to want you to believe that it's American because of COVID-19 or some shit.
[00:05:34]  I guarantee it.
[00:05:35]  All right.
[00:05:36]  We're going to see something in the courts post-elections because, I mean, did y'all hear?
[00:05:42]  Fucking Joe Biden's got like 800 lawyers on the case to fight a potential fight as it pertains to these mail-in ballots.
[00:05:51]  And listen, mail-in balloting goes against our Constitution because if we are mailing in our ballots to a government mail-in system, first of all, let me just talk about the implications of this really fast, and then we're going to move on to internet tomfoolery.
[00:06:06]  Okay.
[00:06:06]  The implications of mail-in balloting, just think for a second.
[00:06:10]  Forget about mail-in balloting.
[00:06:12]  Take a look at how corporations have been able to manipulate the mail system from all those CDs, remember, from AOL, you know, from all that kind of mail-order marketing, that fucking stupid company that sends you all those worthless coupons that ain't worth a shit.
[00:06:31]  And I mean, do you remember the, what was that guy, the computer tutor guy?
[00:06:35]  Remember that guy?
[00:06:36]  He would go, hi, he was like a bald fuck.
[00:06:38]  Hi, I will teach you how to use the computer and I will teach you your first lesson free.
[00:06:44]  All you've got to do is pay $5.95 shipping and handling, and I will send you a CD on how to teach you XL or some shit like that.
[00:06:52]  That son of a bitch made it seem like he was giving you something for free.
[00:06:57]  Meanwhile, he was making a fucking millions of dollars on the 595 quote shipping and handling fee when all this son of a bitch had to do was purchase a bulk mailing situation with the postal service and be able to mail those CDs for like, I don't know, 40 cents, maybe even cheaper.
[00:07:16]  So we're going to utilize this same mail system, first of all, and just think with me here for a second.
[00:07:24]  What kind of integrity is our voting system going to have if we just allow just mail-in balloting at mass?
[00:07:32]  All right.
[00:07:33]  It is fucking pathetic.
[00:07:34]  Secondly, it goes against the foundations of how we choose our leaders because there's a big deal when we stand in line and we wait our turn and we go into that ballot box and we close those curtains or close those doors and we get to vote in private.
[00:07:50]  All right.
[00:07:51]  We get to vote in private without anybody knowing.
[00:07:55]  No big brother government, nobody, you get to choose.
[00:07:59]  And you see, when we use a mail-in system through a government-funded mail-in system, I mean, all of a sudden, the government is going to know who you voted for.
[00:08:11]  And if for whatever reason, some overzealous party gets a hold of the government in complete and total control, they could pretty much use that as a list to arrest, oppress, and kill their opposition.
[00:08:26]  So, once again, this whole bullshit about mail-in balloting is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
[00:08:33]  And I can't believe people that are calling themselves American can back this shit up and actually look at me with a straight face and anybody else and claim that they're for free elections.
[00:08:44]  All right.
[00:08:45]  I'm telling you right now, what's happening with this mail-in balloting shit is so anti-American.
[00:08:51]  If you're for this shit, you're against choosing your leaders under anonymity.
[00:08:57]  And that's all there is to it.
[00:08:58]  All right.
[00:08:58]  I'm sorry.
[00:08:59]  That's all I'm going to say about this, but I didn't want to get too political tonight.
[00:09:04]  This is the Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:09:06]  But I'm telling you right now, there's going to be a fight as it pertains to these mail-in ballots.
[00:09:11]  I mean, look it up.
[00:09:13]  Biden has already hired 800 lawyers to deal with a post-election lawsuit in relation to mail-in ballots.
[00:09:23]  That's the only way the Democrats are going to be able to fucking win this election.
[00:09:28]  I mean, Joe Biden is a complete idiot.
[00:09:30]  He obviously doesn't have all his faculties.
[00:09:33]  I don't know.
[00:09:34]  I'm not a doctor, but it looks like dementia.
[00:09:37]  You know, it looks, I don't know, it looks pretty bad.
[00:09:39]  The guy's always flubbing.
[00:09:41]  They've got him in a basement.
[00:09:43]  He refuses to go out and do rallies.
[00:09:45]  And when he does a rally, he barely has anybody that shows up to the damn thing.
[00:09:50]  He's got more people protesting him showing up than he does having people that want to actually see the son of a bitch give his geriatric dementia-ridden speech.
[00:10:00]  So I'm telling you right now, the debate's coming up, and I'm going to be broadcasting with that debate, and we're going to be watching it together.
[00:10:07]  So if you're listening in, when debate time comes around, I believe it's this Tuesday, if I'm not mistaken, I will be broadcasting it and we will be analyzing it together.
[00:10:16]  So I hope that you're tuning in with that.
[00:10:18]  With that being said, I don't want to, I don't want to just, you know, continue on with politics today.
[00:10:25]  It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, more beer episode.
[00:10:29]  I just want to say congratulations and ram this damn Amy Barrett damn fucking nomination down the Senate judiciary.
[00:10:38]  Okay, because if these stupid Democrats are going to go to court in relation to these mail-in ballots, it's going to go to the Supreme Court.
[00:10:45]  And look, I think that Justice Roberts is a piece of shit.
[00:10:49]  I think that I've always questioned his loyalty to the conservatism or the literal interpretation of the Constitution.
[00:10:59]  But with that being said, even without Roberts, with Amy Barrett on the court, Trump wins the not whatever they, whatever the Democrats do, if they're going to have 800 lawyers and all this shit in relation to this mail-in balloting, it's going to go to the Supreme Court.
[00:11:16]  And as a result, the Supreme Court, even with Roberts siding with the Democrats, Trump wins the election.

=== Radio Graffiti Segment Begins (13:04) ===

[00:11:24]  And that's all there is to it.
[00:11:25]  And look, you've got Nancy Pelosi.
[00:11:28]  You've got all kinds of people.
[00:11:29]  You've got this idiot Bill Maher.
[00:11:31]  You've got idiots in the nighttime political programming out here trying to tell Joe Biden not to concede the election.
[00:11:39]  I mean, even if he loses, he's not going to concede the election.
[00:11:42]  So post-election is going to get very interesting.
[00:11:45]  And that's all I'm going to say about that.
[00:11:47]  All right.
[00:11:48]  With that being said, let's go ahead and get to a little bit of some internet tomfoolery here on the Saturday Night Troll Show, because that's why everybody's here to begin with.
[00:11:57]  Once again, donos are paused.
[00:11:59]  We're not going to be taking donos until, you know, until after we are conducting our internet tomfoolery here in the next few hours.
[00:12:07]  So what I'm going to do first.
[00:12:09]  All right, what does everybody want me to do?
[00:12:11]  I already see people in here saying, do this, do that.
[00:12:15]  Well, what do y'all want to do?
[00:12:16]  We've got radio graffiti.
[00:12:18]  We've got the date line.
[00:12:20]  People are saying, you know, rate a stream.
[00:12:23]  I don't know, dude.
[00:12:24]  I don't know if there's anybody worth rating, to be completely honest with you.
[00:12:28]  As a matter of fact, before I start drinking, I've got a glass of water here.
[00:12:33]  Unfortunately, I smoked the last of the pussy juice strain marijuana.
[00:12:40]  And right now, I'm having a little bit of a cotton mouth because of it.
[00:12:44]  But don't worry.
[00:12:45]  I talked to the kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
[00:12:48]  And he has hooked me up with a new batch of some tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:12:52]  This one is called Pubic Hair.
[00:12:54]  And it isn't bad either.
[00:12:56]  So, you know, that's why I'm getting a little cotton mouse.
[00:12:58]  So if you could excuse me, let me go ahead and take a drink of some water, some high-quality H2O, and we're going to go ahead.
[00:13:04]  All right, we've got dateline, raids, radio graffiti.
[00:13:08]  I mean, what does it look like?
[00:13:10]  I mean, what's the majority in this chat room?
[00:13:12]  Radio graffiti, you know, let's get drunk ghost.
[00:13:16]  I'm going to drink here in the next hour or two.
[00:13:18]  I just need to, you know, I just need to make sure that my body's properly hydrated before we, you know, get into the, you know, a little bit of a drunken stupor session.
[00:13:29]  It looks like a lot of people want radio graffiti first.
[00:13:32]  Okay, so what that's what we're going to do.
[00:13:34]  We're going to do radio graffiti first.
[00:13:36]  And let me tell you, I don't really like radio graffiti.
[00:13:39]  A bunch of idiots like to splice my voice and make me say shit I never fucking said.
[00:13:44]  So I want to preamble that right before we get to Radio Graffiti.
[00:13:47]  All right.
[00:13:48]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get Radio Graffiti started here on this.
[00:13:51]  What the hell was that?
[00:13:53]  What the hell is that?
[00:13:54]  Anyway, let's get Radio Graffiti started here on this Saturday Night Troll Show 40 edition, baby.
[00:14:01]  40 edition.
[00:14:02]  And hold on, we got a Ninja Gini from SED.
[00:14:05]  Radio graffiti, then dateline.
[00:14:08]  Also, execute pedophiles.
[00:14:09]  I can agree to that, dude.
[00:14:12]  But cheers to SED.
[00:14:13]  That sounds like a very good order, by the way.
[00:14:15]  Radio graffiti, dateline, and then we'll go on with something else.
[00:14:20]  All right.
[00:14:20]  So let's go ahead and get started with Radio Graffiti.
[00:14:23]  And if you're not familiar with Radio Graffiti, welcome.
[00:14:26]  Thank you for choosing this conference.
[00:14:27]  Thank you very much.
[00:14:28]  Hold on.
[00:14:29]  We're connecting now.
[00:14:31]  We're connecting now.
[00:14:32]  All right.
[00:14:33]  There are four participants.
[00:14:34]  All right, we've got four participants here.
[00:14:36]  All participants.
[00:14:37]  Here it is.
[00:14:38]  Mute their asses.
[00:14:39]  All right.
[00:14:40]  If you want to call in, all you've got to do is call into the number that you see right there in front of your screen right there, 775-799-9180.
[00:14:51]  And we'll go ahead and you will be in queue to be called on Radio Graffiti.
[00:14:55]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[00:15:03]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[00:15:06]  Now, before we get to Radio Graffiti, I do want to read some of these diamonds that have come in here because I don't want to neglect the diamonds that are coming in.
[00:15:13]  We got Cold Aderrick dropping a diamond.
[00:15:16]  No new show, guys.
[00:15:18]  This is a replay.
[00:15:19]  It ain't a fucking replay.
[00:15:20]  Are you kidding me?
[00:15:21]  At Sushi Sakahari, GX, I activate Pot of Greed.
[00:15:25]  Now I draw two cards.
[00:15:27]  Okay, at Sushi Sakahari, we appreciate it.
[00:15:30]  N-Wordl, who was showing off his Saturday Night Troll Show Go Show merch in the Saturday Night Troll Show Go Show chat room.
[00:15:40]  And of course, he says the N-word in that diamond.
[00:15:42]  Cheers to N-Wordled.
[00:15:44]  We got QA Vincent.
[00:15:46]  Long live Ghost in the Inner Circle.
[00:15:48]  Cheers, QA Vincent with the Diamond Man.
[00:15:51]  Thank you very much.
[00:15:52]  And of course, once again, Aze D with the Diamond and Woke Millennial, or not with the Diamond, with the Ninja Genie.
[00:15:59]  I'm sorry, Azz E D with the Ninja Genie, as well as Standing While Poopin and Woke Millennial.
[00:16:05]  We've got Atsushi Sakahari with another diamond and said, At the end of the show, can you do a death to communism?
[00:16:12]  Well, why not?
[00:16:12]  We'll go ahead and do it, man.
[00:16:14]  All right, let's go ahead.
[00:16:16]  Once again, you want to participate in Radio Graffiti?
[00:16:19]  You just got to call that number, 775-799-9180, and you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[00:16:28]  Once I call on your area code or name, you've got four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[00:16:34]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[00:16:36]  Get it?
[00:16:37]  Got it?
[00:16:38]  Good.
[00:16:38]  By the way, no Obama phones, no Obama phones, and no goddamn, you know, Helen Keller deaf mutes.
[00:16:48]  I just can't stand them.
[00:16:50]  I mean, just saying the word Helen Keller death mute had me stumbling, mumbling over my own tongue right there for a second.
[00:16:55]  You notice that shit?
[00:16:57]  So I hope that y'all get that.
[00:16:59]  I hope that y'all understand this.
[00:17:01]  So, no Helen Keller death mutes, no Obama phones.
[00:17:04]  Now, of course, the engineer is off on Saturday.
[00:17:07]  He's doing his own thing, you know, whatever he's doing.
[00:17:11]  So, I am at the helm here by myself behind the switchboards doing it all.
[00:17:16]  So, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
[00:17:22]  Let's go ahead and do it.
[00:17:23]  All right, who do we got here first?
[00:17:25]  We've got 816 Radio Graffiti.
[00:17:30]  Hey, Ghost, it's Horatio Nelson.
[00:17:32]  What's up, man?
[00:17:33]  Hey, what's up, Horatio Nelson?
[00:17:34]  How are you doing, dude?
[00:17:36]  Yeah, not much, man.
[00:17:37]  I'm just at work taking a piss.
[00:17:40]  At work taking a piss or taking a shit?
[00:17:42]  What'd you say?
[00:17:44]  Taking a piss.
[00:17:45]  I didn't expect to be the first one called.
[00:17:47]  Oh, my bad.
[00:17:48]  I didn't mean to disrupt you there.
[00:17:50]  Are you okay?
[00:17:51]  You give it the old shake?
[00:17:54]  No, no, it's fine.
[00:17:55]  I was just about to start pissing, and I got unmuted, so I had to put that shit back in.
[00:17:59]  Hey, I was going to say that.
[00:18:01]  Well, actually, I didn't have anything to say.
[00:18:02]  Stop.
[00:18:03]  Fuck niggas.
[00:18:03]  I don't know.
[00:18:04]  See it.
[00:18:04]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:18:06]  Are you kidding me?
[00:18:08]  What a fuck.
[00:18:09]  He's taking a piss and didn't have nothing to say.
[00:18:12]  Give me a break.
[00:18:13]  605, Radio Graffiti.
[00:18:17]  I'm Boynie Sanders.
[00:18:19]  Here to tell you to keep contributing to my good friend Ghost.
[00:18:25]  That's right.
[00:18:26]  Uncle Boyne is telling you to keep sending in those $20.20.
[00:18:31]  Get this guy.
[00:18:32]  Get out of here for Christ's sake.
[00:18:34]  That's the worst Bernie Sanders I've ever heard for Christ's sake.
[00:18:37]  If you're going to try to sound like Bernie Sanders, you got to sound like this.
[00:18:41]  Hey, I'm Boynie Sanders, and I want to tell each and every one of you that you got to donate to my campaign, and you need to donate to my political action committee, all revolution, because I need more money.
[00:18:58]  I've already got my fourth house.
[00:19:00]  I need to buy a new Tesla.
[00:19:03]  I need to live lodge.
[00:19:04]  I like to travel in Leo Jets.
[00:19:07]  So keep contributing.
[00:19:09]  That's how you fucking do it.
[00:19:10]  Jesus Christ.
[00:19:11]  How about 320, Radio Graffiti?
[00:19:16]  Hey, Ghost, can you hear me?
[00:19:17]  Yeah, I can hear you.
[00:19:18]  What's up, dude?
[00:19:21]  Um.
[00:19:28]  This is yours truly, busting a flow.
[00:19:30]  What the hell is this?
[00:19:32]  Woo!
[00:19:33]  Banger?
[00:19:35]  All right.
[00:19:36]  Get that fucking, get that shit out of here.
[00:19:39]  That's a splice first and foremost, folks.
[00:19:42]  All right, that's a splice they did fucking 10 years ago.
[00:19:46]  All right, so don't believe that shit.
[00:19:48]  Like I said before, Radio Graffiti, these fucking idiots are going to come out here and splice my voice together, making it sound like I said something I never fucking said.
[00:19:57]  So just keep that in mind, okay?
[00:19:59]  Just keep that shit in mind.
[00:20:01]  I'm just saying.
[00:20:03]  All right, who else do we have here?
[00:20:04]  We've got, what's up, 646, Radio Graffiti.
[00:20:09]  Yo, ghost, what's up?
[00:20:10]  It's Marshall.
[00:20:11]  How you doing, man?
[00:20:12]  Hey, what up, dude?
[00:20:12]  How you doing, man?
[00:20:15]  I'm doing good.
[00:20:16]  I enjoyed that good talk we had before the show with the whole chat room.
[00:20:21]  I'm currently just, you know, checking on some college shit.
[00:20:24]  I might do some stuff, you know, while listening to you.
[00:20:27]  All right, man.
[00:20:28]  It's good to hear, man.
[00:20:28]  You want to give a shout out to anybody or anything?
[00:20:34]  Just shout out to the whole Thunderdome.
[00:20:36]  All right, dude.
[00:20:37]  Cheers.
[00:20:37]  Once again, Marshall Bernsey, a member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[00:20:42]  And I'm telling you, man, I'm always either in that chat room or the inner circle.
[00:20:48]  So, you know, if you want to talk to Ghost firsthand, that's where you'll find me.
[00:20:53]  All right.
[00:20:53]  That's where you'll find me.
[00:20:55]  We've got 973.
[00:20:57]  What's up, Radio Graffiti?
[00:21:00]  Hey, ghost, Jay Money.
[00:21:02]  I have a serious question for you, though.
[00:21:05]  Do you recommend any other shows like you?
[00:21:09]  All right, look, Jay Money, get out of here, okay?
[00:21:13]  You shouldn't even be calling here with all due respect, man.
[00:21:16]  I mean, you know, I don't want to go over the history of what happened with J Money and all that stuff, but this guy shouldn't even be calling here, all right?
[00:21:25]  And do I know any shows that are like mine?
[00:21:27]  Are you kidding me?
[00:21:28]  There's only one of a kind of this show right here, and you're listening to it, all right?
[00:21:33]  And I wonder if you still like the squirts.
[00:21:36]  How about 4074, Radio Graffiti?
[00:21:42]  Or 747, Radio Graffiti.
[00:21:44]  That's four says.
[00:21:44]  747, Radio Graffiti.
[00:21:48]  Hi, guys.
[00:21:49]  Hey, what up?
[00:21:56]  Did you just flush your toilet?
[00:22:02]  What the fuck was that?
[00:22:03]  That sounded like some trans testicle that just flushed their toilet.
[00:22:08]  The fuck is that all about, man?
[00:22:09]  I mean, I'm telling you, dude, it never ends.
[00:22:13]  It never fucking ends.
[00:22:14]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:22:15]  All right, let's continue here.
[00:22:16]  We've got 606 Radio Graffiti.
[00:22:20]  Where are you going, couple of bitch?
[00:22:22]  Let me get my belt.
[00:22:23]  Let me get your freaking self off.
[00:22:26]  I get my fucking self off.
[00:22:27]  I listen to what you've got.
[00:22:36]  You son of a bitch.
[00:22:38]  All right.
[00:22:38]  You son of a bitch.
[00:22:40]  You made a splice of what sounds like me beating my dog, you dumb fuck.
[00:22:46]  You fucking piece of crap.
[00:22:48]  I love my dog.
[00:22:49]  All right.
[00:22:50]  How dare you?
[00:22:52]  I know it's all fucking fun and games through you trolls and shit.
[00:22:55]  But that's not funny, dude.
[00:22:57]  That's not funny at all.
[00:22:58]  All right.
[00:22:59]  Are you kidding me?
[00:22:59]  I don't fucking believe in hitting animals.
[00:23:02]  All right.
[00:23:03]  I mean, especially a fucking dog.
[00:23:06]  Are you kidding me?
[00:23:06]  That's fucking, that pisses me off.
[00:23:08]  That pisses me off that you fuckers even did something like that.
[00:23:12]  Yo, I want to be honest with you.
[00:23:13]  I think that I should just end Radio Graffiti after that.
[00:23:17]  If you're going to make me sound like some kind of a fucking animal abuser, you asshole.
[00:23:23]  Fucking piece of shit.
[00:23:24]  I'm telling you, you guys are pieces of crap.
[00:23:27]  You guys are pieces of crap.
[00:23:32]  My fans, by the way, folks.
[00:23:34]  My fucked up fucking fans.
[00:23:36]  Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.
[00:23:37]  I appreciate it.
[00:23:40]  All right, 413, Radio Graffiti.
[00:23:44]  Hey, Ghost is No Face Killer.
[00:23:46]  How's the thing going?
[00:23:47]  Hey, what up, dude?
[00:23:48]  How you doing, man?
[00:23:50]  Pretty good.
[00:23:51]  I was calling to see if we were doing any raids tonight.
[00:23:54]  Well, I mean, we'll try to do a raid or two, but I'm looking, and none of these people are worth raiding.
[00:24:01]  I think most of these people out here are just talentless fucking, you know, pieces of shit that just sit in front of a front of a fucking camera and just expect people to throw money at them, just sitting there doing shit.
[00:24:15]  And I don't like that, dude.
[00:24:17]  I don't like that one bit.
[00:24:18]  I mean, do something.
[00:24:18]  Make a show.
[00:24:19]  Fucking do some juggling.
[00:24:21]  You know, I mean, fucking make it a fucking circus act.
[00:24:24]  Do some shit.
[00:24:25]  But, you know, that's what most of these goddamn streamers are doing.

=== Milo Yiannopoulos Grift Exposed (13:22) ===

[00:24:28]  And, you know, I just, we'll think about it.
[00:24:30]  I'll look and we'll take it.
[00:24:32]  We'll, we'll see what happens.
[00:24:33]  All right.
[00:24:36]  All right.
[00:24:36]  Yeah, that sounds good.
[00:24:37]  All right, man.
[00:24:38]  Do you want to give a shout out to anybody?
[00:24:42]  No, I'm good.
[00:24:44]  Take care.
[00:24:45]  All right, man.
[00:24:45]  No face killer, man.
[00:24:46]  Thank you very much for calling in.
[00:24:48]  And we'll see.
[00:24:49]  We'll see what happens when it comes to the raids.
[00:24:52]  All right.
[00:24:52]  We'll see.
[00:24:53]  All right.
[00:24:54]  People are saying raid baked Alaska.
[00:24:56]  Why raid baked Alaska?
[00:24:58]  I mean, well, first of all, look, I hate to even go off on a rant on this guy.
[00:25:01]  I usually don't even talk about too many people, but, you know, everybody all of a sudden is on baked Alaska's jock, you know, because he's out here making an ass out of himself on fucking camera.
[00:25:13]  And, you know, everybody's just thinking it's, you know, I don't know, some kind of content or some kind of shit.
[00:25:19]  All right.
[00:25:20]  And all of a sudden, everybody thinks he's pro-Trump.
[00:25:23]  All of a sudden, everybody thinks, oh, yeah, you know, Baked Alaska, he's based.
[00:25:27]  You know, he's pro-Trump.
[00:25:30]  He's going out there and telling people MAGA and he's wearing a MAGA hat and all this shit.
[00:25:35]  Meanwhile, this fucking guy was a leftist.
[00:25:40]  He worked for fucking BuzzFeed, for Christ's sake.
[00:25:44]  This fucking idiot was as left as you can get.
[00:25:47]  He worked for fucking BuzzFeed.
[00:25:50]  All right, first of all.
[00:25:52]  And then when the 2016 came around and he was like, hey, I can make money.
[00:25:57]  And hey, hey, I know this gay Englishman that I could push him in the right direction and make a few shekels off this guy, i.e. Milo Yiannopoulos.
[00:26:08]  All right.
[00:26:09]  Remember, he used to be Milo Yiannopoulos' fucking manager.
[00:26:13]  Okay.
[00:26:13]  And once he, you know, he couldn't grift off that, he went to that other fucking guy that what was it, the guerrilla mindset guy.
[00:26:22]  What the fuck was his name?
[00:26:24]  Mike some shit, whatever the fuck his name was.
[00:26:27]  He worked for him right after Milo Yiannopoulos.
[00:26:30]  Okay.
[00:26:31]  Mike Cernovich.
[00:26:32]  Thank you.
[00:26:32]  Thank you very much, Tgore.
[00:26:34]  He worked for Mike Cernovich and Mike Cernovich fired him because he's a lazy fucking grifting prick.
[00:26:40]  And Cernovich himself said that he was paying baked Alaska $5,000 a month.
[00:26:47]  And I'm like, what?
[00:26:48]  For what?
[00:26:51]  So then he realizes, well, you know, I can't make money off this white nationalist shtick anymore.
[00:26:59]  So let me go ahead and go and try to grift off of Ice Poseidon.
[00:27:03]  And that's when you started seeing this idiot out here fucking pretending he was an IRL streamer, you know, with Ice Poseidon.
[00:27:10]  When he was, when Ice Poseidon was going out there acting like an idiot in LA, like, hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
[00:27:15]  You know, my Poseidon dude, fuck it, dude.
[00:27:18]  We're going to have the fucking Ice Poseidon USC and Ice Poseidon Big Brother, dude.
[00:27:22]  Fuck it, dude.
[00:27:24]  Fuck it, dude.
[00:27:24]  Ice Poseidon Fear Factor, dude.
[00:27:26]  Fuck it, dude.
[00:27:28]  And then once he realized, hey, there's some money to grift off of this fucking IRL streaming.
[00:27:35]  That's when this fucking idiot decided, hey, I'm an IRL streamer.
[00:27:38]  Oh, yeah.
[00:27:39]  And before that, I'm sorry, even before that, he tried to all of a sudden went from a pro-Trump person to a pro-Andrew Yang.
[00:27:47]  He has a fucking video.
[00:27:49]  What is it called?
[00:27:50]  Yang Gang.
[00:27:51]  This guy thinks he's a white rapper.
[00:27:52]  A white nationalist, white rapper, ironically enough.
[00:27:56]  All right.
[00:27:57]  White rapper, white nationalist.
[00:27:59]  He has this fucking rap called Yang Gang, Yang Gang, because he wanted to get a thousand bucks a month universal basic income because he's a fucking piece of shit socialist.
[00:28:09]  And once he realized that that wasn't going to work, that's when he went back to the white nationalist kick.
[00:28:15]  I hear right now, he's got Nick Fuentes' little fucking feminine penis in Baked Alaska's mouth right now, you know, trying to grift off that.
[00:28:24]  That guy's a piece of shit.
[00:28:25]  I'm sorry.
[00:28:26]  You ain't gonna convince me that baked Alaska is anything but a grifty piece of trash.
[00:28:32]  And you can quote me on that.
[00:28:33]  All right.
[00:28:34]  I'm not even fucking joking.
[00:28:35]  That guy's a fucking piece of crap.
[00:28:37]  All right.
[00:28:38]  That guy's a fucking piece of trash.
[00:28:41]  All right.
[00:28:41]  He will be.
[00:28:42]  Dude, that dude will sniff the shit crumbs out of a meth addict's bed if it fucking meant that he was going to get paid a few thousand bucks.
[00:28:50]  I'm not fucking kidding.
[00:28:52]  I'm not fucking kidding.
[00:28:54]  So fuck baked Alaska.
[00:28:56]  You used to work for BuzzFeed, you little shithead.
[00:28:59]  All right.
[00:28:59]  You used to be a fucking leftist, and now miraculously, you're, you know, a white nationalist.
[00:29:05]  You are a fucking snake.
[00:29:08]  And by the way, how does fucking Milo Yiannopoulos's pause hole taste, you fucking piece of shit?
[00:29:13]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[00:29:14]  I didn't mean to.
[00:29:15]  Look, I didn't even want to go there.
[00:29:17]  Okay, I did not even want to go there, but these people are in here saying, yeah, why don't you raid Baked Alaska?
[00:29:22]  Fuck Baked Alaska, all right?
[00:29:25]  Fuck Baked Alaska and fuck Nick Fuentes.
[00:29:28]  All right.
[00:29:28]  They're a bunch of fucking LARPing pieces of feminist shit.
[00:29:32]  That's what they are.
[00:29:33]  All right.
[00:29:35]  Oh, yeah.
[00:29:36]  Why don't you go raid those guys?
[00:29:37]  Yeah, that's what I want to rate.
[00:29:38]  I want to raid fucking Nick Fuentes over here.
[00:29:40]  You know, hi, how you doing?
[00:29:41]  I'm Nick Fuentes.
[00:29:42]  And, you know, I'm actually the leader of this like incel white nationalist movement.
[00:29:48]  And I want to tell you, you know, I'm a fucking little bit of an incel myself.
[00:29:53]  And, you know, I always claim that I try to be a little bit of a virgin because I'm a Catholic.
[00:29:58]  But in actuality, you know, I fanboy over Catboy Cammy.
[00:30:02]  And, you know, I fanboy over Baked Alaska because they're so masculine.
[00:30:07]  And they don't really, you know, I don't really have that masculinity flooding through my feminine body.
[00:30:13]  And so anyway, I'm sorry, dude.
[00:30:16]  I'm sorry.
[00:30:17]  I can't stand any of those people.
[00:30:18]  They make me sick.
[00:30:20]  And the fact that these fuckers, like Baked Alaska and fucking Nick Fuentes, even attach themselves to the Trump name is a fucking, it's a disgrace.
[00:30:31]  It's a fucking disgrace.
[00:30:32]  So fuck you, Baked Alaska.
[00:30:34]  And fuck you, Nick Fuentes.
[00:30:36]  Go chew each other up the ass somewhere else.
[00:30:38]  All right?
[00:30:39]  Come out the fucking closet already, you fucking pieces of fucking crap.
[00:30:44]  Anyway, sorry y'all had to hear that.
[00:30:46]  Sorry.
[00:30:47]  Anyway, let me take a couple of diamonds and we're gonna go back to radio graffiti.
[00:30:50]  We've got Blackworm dropping a diamond and said that wasn't a splice.
[00:30:54]  There's no such thing.
[00:30:55]  Hashtag facts.
[00:30:56]  Yeah, fuck you.
[00:30:58]  Communist for Trump dropped a diamond and said, blah, blah, who cares?
[00:31:01]  Go on with the show.
[00:31:02]  Fuck you.
[00:31:04]  Amy Daly Unbanned said, baked Cuck Laska will run the cycle and then forget.
[00:31:11]  And you're damn right.
[00:31:12]  That's what he does all the time.
[00:31:14]  It's what he does all the time.
[00:31:17]  All right.
[00:31:17]  And you got all these dumbasses out here that think that this guy's so based.
[00:31:21]  And oh my God, it's baked Alaska.
[00:31:23]  He's a white nationalist.
[00:31:25]  And yeah, google, gobble, google, gobble.
[00:31:28]  One of us, one of us.
[00:31:30]  Meanwhile, this guy used to work for BuzzFeed, for fuck's sake.
[00:31:33]  You don't think that this guy who once worked for BuzzFeed is going to have any kind of, I don't know, tentacles that relate back to his liberal fucking past?
[00:31:43]  Fucking piece of shit.
[00:31:45]  It makes sense.
[00:31:45]  You know, I'm starting to think now, in my opinion, I'm starting to think now that the whole Milo Yiannopoulos marketing campaign by Baked Alaska was to try to pervert the right wing.
[00:31:56]  I mean, y'all remember when goddamn fucking Milo Yiannopoulos was trying to attach himself to not only the Trump campaign, but the right wing and bragged about how he liked black cocks up his ass.
[00:32:07]  And he's like, oh, I don't care about getting AIDS.
[00:32:10]  If I get AIDS, that means I'll look beautiful and skinny.
[00:32:14]  I mean, do you understand?
[00:32:16]  I think, you know, Baked Alaska had his hand in that, and he should be ashamed of himself.
[00:32:20]  But of course he's not.
[00:32:23]  Anyway, let me continue.
[00:32:25]  We got Cold of Derek dropping a diamond and said, thank you, Trump, for giving my community 50 billion.
[00:32:31]  It's actually 500 billion if you're talking about the Black Platinum Act.
[00:32:36]  I mean, lest we forget, folks, okay?
[00:32:40]  I mean, you got to play politics.
[00:32:42]  And right now, you've got a lot of virtue signaling white people that are out here siding, believe it or not, with this Black Lives Matter bullshit out of white guilt, okay?
[00:32:52]  And fuckers like Baked Alaska and Nick Fuentes ain't helping the situation, all right?
[00:32:59]  Nor are their favorite butt buddy Richard Spencer, all right?
[00:33:03]  They're not helping the situation at all.
[00:33:06]  So that's why the president has to pander in this capacity.
[00:33:10]  It's politics.
[00:33:13]  All right, let me continue here.
[00:33:14]  All right, I'm just saying, don't fucking mention baked Alaska in my chat again, all right?
[00:33:19]  If you like that kind of shit, why don't you get off my goddamn show right now, take yourself to the nearest glory hole, and service what comes out the other end?
[00:33:28]  Because that's the equivalent of fucking mentioning fucking baked Alaska or Nick Dicklas Fuentes or any of those other white nationalist tards in my chat.
[00:33:38]  Fucking piece of crap.
[00:33:42]  With that being said, my apologies.
[00:33:43]  I didn't mean to go off on that.
[00:33:45]  Let's continue here.
[00:33:46]  All right, we're actually doing radio graffiti.
[00:33:49]  All right.
[00:33:50]  We're actually doing radio graffiti.
[00:33:52]  If you want to call in and participate, you just call in 775-799-9180 and you will be in queue to be called on on radio graffiti.
[00:34:02]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[00:34:10]  So let's go ahead and get back to it right now.
[00:34:15]  All right, who do we got here?
[00:34:16]  We've got, how about 617 radio graffiti?
[00:34:21]  Yo, ghost, we called two weekends ago and me and my capitalists are out hustling tonight with a fire.
[00:34:28]  And honestly, it is the best thing ever.
[00:34:31]  And I'm so glad you accepted me to the show because I'm only positive vibes.
[00:34:36]  I'm not doing this negative troll, not lulzy shit.
[00:34:39]  Like, honestly.
[00:34:41]  So, longtime listener, I really appreciate you.
[00:34:44]  How are you doing tonight?
[00:34:45]  I'm doing great.
[00:34:46]  I mean, you know, aside from the previous soliloquy before this call, I'm doing pretty good.
[00:34:54]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:34:55]  And honestly, thank you.
[00:34:57]  You're very lulzy, and I can't get enough of you on these Saturday nights where me and my capitalists hang out and have bonfires.
[00:35:04]  We longboard.
[00:35:05]  We do it all, baby.
[00:35:06]  All right.
[00:35:07]  No shit, dude.
[00:35:08]  Cheers to you, man.
[00:35:11]  Hey, y'all want to give a shout out to anybody out there?
[00:35:14]  Yo, I want to shout out all the, well, as long as they're lulzy, the 617s, I worry about it, honestly.
[00:35:23]  But that's my area code.
[00:35:25]  You know, thanks for calling on me, Ghost.
[00:35:27]  And take it easy tonight.
[00:35:29]  All right, man, dude.
[00:35:30]  Thank you very much, man.
[00:35:31]  Cheers to you.
[00:35:33]  Enjoy.
[00:35:34]  Enjoy, baby.
[00:35:35]  Enjoy.
[00:35:35]  All right, let's continue here.
[00:35:37]  That was actually a very positive radio graffiti.
[00:35:40]  I like hearing stuff like that.
[00:35:42]  So cheers, man.
[00:35:44]  How about 323 radio graffiti?
[00:35:48]  Hey, yo, ghosts, what's up?
[00:35:49]  It's straight-edge capitalist.
[00:35:52]  I sent a video to you like a week ago.
[00:35:55]  I was like tearing it up in the pit in a TCR shirt, but I don't think you saw it.
[00:35:59]  I don't think you watched the video long enough.
[00:36:01]  Dude, I watched.
[00:36:02]  I remember the show.
[00:36:03]  I remember what you're talking about.
[00:36:05]  Dude, I did like a fucking front flip onto some broads head.
[00:36:08]  I cracked his skull.
[00:36:09]  It was fucking hilarious, dude.
[00:36:11]  No, dude, I actually tried to look.
[00:36:14]  I actually tried to look, dude.
[00:36:17]  Yeah, man.
[00:36:18]  I mean, there's a lot of fruit bowls at those shits, so I don't really fucking go, especially because of COVID, I ain't going anymore.
[00:36:24]  But yeah, man, Chainlink, I don't know, man.
[00:36:29]  I don't know about that Chainlink shit, though.
[00:36:31]  I thought the cap was kind of at 20.
[00:36:35]  No, dude.
[00:36:35]  Hey, believe me.
[00:36:37]  I said that at 20, we were probably going to see a pullback because that's typical indicators of pullback.
[00:36:42]  You got a lot of investors that say the same thing that you're thinking.
[00:36:45]  Once it hits 20, I'm going to pull off.
[00:36:47]  And then once people start seeing the pull off from 20, that's when you get the sell-off.
[00:36:52]  But I want to be honest.
[00:36:53]  I think that Chainlink, if you take a look at them, I was not a believer.
[00:36:57]  I thought it was a LARPer coin.
[00:36:58]  You heard it a lot on 4chan and shit.
[00:37:00]  But if you take a look at the deals that they're making, that's what's making them legitimate in my eyes.
[00:37:06]  They have legitimate financial institutions that they have deals with that are using their technology.
[00:37:13]  So that's why I'm a buyer on Chainlink, dude.
[00:37:19]  Yeah, I mean, I pulled out, dude.
[00:37:21]  I'm not going back in, but if it goes below nine, I'll probably buy.
[00:37:26]  Was it at like, what's it at right now?
[00:37:28]  Do you remember?
[00:37:29]  I don't know about right now, but I know that the last time I looked at it, it was bouncing back up.
[00:37:34]  It was up 30%.
[00:37:36]  So I think it was at like 12, 13.
[00:37:40]  Damn.
[00:37:41]  All right.
[00:37:42]  Well, I'm going to peace out.
[00:37:45]  Fuck communists.
[00:37:46]  Fuck socialists.
[00:37:48]  Shout out to Goofy Bone.

=== Chainlink Investment Strategy Discussed (07:12) ===

[00:37:50]  All right.
[00:37:50]  Have a good one.
[00:37:51]  And sub guy.
[00:37:52]  Goofy.
[00:37:53]  Are you kidding me?
[00:37:54]  Good God.
[00:37:57]  I mean, look, I don't dislike Goofy Bone.
[00:38:00]  All right.
[00:38:00]  I don't dislike him, but I mean, this guy used to fucking rip off every fucking thing I did.
[00:38:08]  People like to do that for some reason.
[00:38:10]  People like to like rip off what I do and then try to do it themselves and they look like idiots.
[00:38:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:38:17]  Like instead of radio graffiti, you know, this fucking guy had bean and cheese graffiti.
[00:38:22]  You know what I mean?
[00:38:24]  You know, instead of the engineer, he would replay a fucking clip of Chewbacca.
[00:38:29]  You know, like, I'm not, I mean, it was fucking, it was stupid.
[00:38:32]  I, you know, like I said, I don't dislike him, but, you know, he treated my show like it was a fucking garage sale.
[00:38:38]  And yeah, that's it.
[00:38:40]  Anyway, let's continue going on.
[00:38:41]  Radio graffiti going on right now.
[00:38:44]  Let's continue.
[00:38:45]  How about what do we got here?
[00:38:47]  How about 615 Radio Graffiti?
[00:38:49]  What's up?
[00:38:51]  Hi, Ghost.
[00:38:52]  What's up, dude?
[00:38:54]  I just wanted to call in that I completely agree with you on the topic of psychedelics versus psychotropics because I was on psychotropics for, I think, first grade until eighth grade.
[00:39:08]  Sometimes there'd be periods where I stopped.
[00:39:11]  But my family always had me on some prescription or other.
[00:39:14]  And for anyone who doesn't know, it's like being a complete zombie.
[00:39:19]  You become emotionally retarded.
[00:39:23]  I agree.
[00:39:23]  I've seen people completely change once they take those psychotropic drugs.
[00:39:29]  Have you taken a psychedelic?
[00:39:31]  Because I think you were going to kind of get into a comparison, I think, of the two, right?
[00:39:35]  No, I haven't.
[00:39:36]  All right, man.
[00:39:37]  Well, look, I hope that you're okay.
[00:39:39]  Are you still on psychotropics?
[00:39:42]  No, no.
[00:39:43]  I've been off them for about three or four years.
[00:39:47]  Well, congratulations to that, dude, because I know it's very hard to do that.
[00:39:52]  And it's not because it's an addiction, it's because it fucks with your mind.
[00:39:56]  And it seems as if, and I don't understand why, I think it was probably put there on purpose, if you want my opinion.
[00:40:03]  But when you try to wean yourself off of, you know, fucking psychotropic drugs, cold turkey, what ends up happening is you have thoughts of suicide.
[00:40:13]  Sorry about that.
[00:40:14]  You have thoughts of suicide.
[00:40:15]  Did you ever have anything like that?
[00:40:18]  Oh, yeah, definitely.
[00:40:19]  As a teen, I was depressed all the time.
[00:40:23]  And I was usually on and off medication throughout all of my childhood.
[00:40:27]  And as a teen, it was just like one problem after another.
[00:40:34]  Man, that sucks, dude.
[00:40:35]  I'm sorry to hear that.
[00:40:36]  Thank you for letting us know a little bit of insight on your experiences on this because I think people are kind of ashamed to come out and admit it.
[00:40:44]  But cheers to you.
[00:40:45]  Do you want to give a shout out to anybody or anything?
[00:40:50]  Just shout out to the entire chat room.
[00:40:52]  They're funny guys, even if they are like mostly trolls.
[00:40:56]  Yeah, no shit.
[00:40:57]  Yeah, at my expense, too, dude.
[00:40:59]  Anyway, thank you very much.
[00:41:00]  And once again, you heard from that young man there that he was on psychotropic drugs for a good portion of his teenage adolescent years.
[00:41:09]  And when he tried to take himself off, like, you know, the typical side effect that it causes is it causes you to want to commit suicide.
[00:41:17]  It almost seems as if that kind of side effect was kind of, you know, I don't know, factored into the creation of these drugs.
[00:41:25]  I have no idea, but congratulations.
[00:41:27]  I'm glad that you got off of them and try to stay off of them, man.
[00:41:31]  There's no reason to be on any of these psychotropic drugs, no matter what these pseudoscientists, psychologists, and psychiatrists say.
[00:41:39]  All right.
[00:41:40]  Let's continue here.
[00:41:41]  How about who do we have here?
[00:41:44]  How about 646?
[00:41:45]  What's up, Radio Graffiti?
[00:41:48]  Hey, ghost, it's Slippy Hoe.
[00:41:51]  What's up, Slippy Ho?
[00:41:54]  I do appreciate the part where you talk about the stocks.
[00:42:00]  Unfortunately, since I'm a fruit bowl, I don't know how to do stocks, and I don't know if I should do stocks.
[00:42:06]  Is there a reason?
[00:42:07]  Yeah.
[00:42:08]  I think that you should.
[00:42:09]  I think that stocks build you net worth on top of the increased value that's factored in as years go by, especially if you're a long-term investor.
[00:42:20]  And when you build net worth, that's what creates your financial legitimacy.
[00:42:25]  You know, you can, depending on the stocks, I know that there are banks that will allow blue chip stocks to be used as collateral if you wanted to buy a home or purchase some kind of business, etc.
[00:42:39]  I mean, building your net worth is a very big deal, man.
[00:42:43]  You should try to do it as young as you possibly can.
[00:42:46]  Because remember this, you're never going to have the energy and the strength that you do from ages 20 to 34, 33.
[00:42:54]  After 34, 33 years of age, your body starts just completely breaking down.
[00:43:00]  And you'll never be able to have the kind of stamina, the type of strength, the type of energy that you had in your younger years.
[00:43:07]  And that's when you should have made the crux of whatever it is that is your net worth.
[00:43:11]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[00:43:14]  Yeah, I wish I got into this stuff because I remember you came back on the show and you were like, oh, you guys should have freaking put money in the stocks because now it's so much higher and you guys aren't listening.
[00:43:28]  And I don't know.
[00:43:29]  I honestly didn't want to do stocks because I have this weird philosophy of getting something, but you're not really doing anything.
[00:43:38]  I don't know.
[00:43:39]  Well, you know, you got to break out of that.
[00:43:41]  And by the way, thank you, Slippery Hoe.
[00:43:43]  You said that you're, I think I heard you in the chat room that it's your birthday.
[00:43:47]  I don't believe that, but happy birthday if it is.
[00:43:50]  But look, you have to break yourself out from that.
[00:43:52]  You need to realize that even if you don't do something with your money and you, I don't know, buy booze with it or buy smoke or, you know, you buy video games.
[00:44:04]  I mean, all that is just burning money.
[00:44:06]  And when you at least put it into stocks, at least it's not only just like a savings account, but it increases with value.
[00:44:13]  Unless you buy a stock at a high price, but that's the whole name of the game.
[00:44:18]  You know, when you look at a stock, you want to analyze it.
[00:44:21]  First thing you want to do is make sure that it's going to be around for at least 10 to 15 years with profitability and growth.
[00:44:29]  Second thing you want to do is take a look at the 52-week average on the stock, which it'll show you the high and low on the 52-week stock range.
[00:44:40]  And if you're looking at the stock price and it's around that 52-week low, unless there's some bad news that caused it to dip on a traumatic basis, those are the kinds of buys that you want to take a look at.
[00:44:51]  All right.
[00:44:52]  Buy low, sell high.
[00:44:54]  All right.
[00:44:55]  I hope that helps, dude.
[00:44:56]  I hope that helps.
[00:44:57]  Anyway, I didn't mean to get too financial on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:45:00]  Let's go ahead and look.

=== Stock Analysis and Profitability Tips (08:49) ===

[00:45:02]  The guy in the chat room who just called said that sounds too complicated for my millennial ass brain.
[00:45:08]  Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:45:10]  All right.
[00:45:10]  That's America, by the way, folks.
[00:45:13]  That's America.
[00:45:15]  Who else do we got here?
[00:45:16]  How about 320?
[00:45:18]  What's up, Radio Graffiti?
[00:45:22]  Hey, ghost.
[00:45:23]  What up, dude?
[00:45:26]  So, this is Turd Tickler in the D Live chat room.
[00:45:31]  Hey, what's up, Turd Tickler?
[00:45:32]  Right, original name, by the way.
[00:45:36]  All right.
[00:45:37]  So I just wanted to ask: when you say that the iPad is only 3,000, do you mean several payments of 3,000?
[00:45:46]  All right, get this fucking guy.
[00:45:47]  And it's not that I, dude, shut up with that stupid troll already, you fucking asshole.
[00:45:53]  All right, it was a tone all, and I just asked for your fucking opinion on it.
[00:45:57]  And you guys are going to beat this fucking troll, this fucking meme, or whatever the fuck you want to classify it as with a dead fucking horse and fucking beating the fucking shit out of it.
[00:46:08]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:46:10]  Can we move on here?
[00:46:11]  Who else do we have?
[00:46:11]  You've got, how about 541 Radio Graffiti?
[00:46:15]  Too bad.
[00:46:42]  Look at that, dude.
[00:46:42]  Look at that.
[00:46:44]  We got to go show guitarist.
[00:46:45]  By the way, that was Pantera, by the way.
[00:46:48]  All right, that was fucking Pantera, Cowboys from Hell.
[00:46:52]  So cheers to that guy, man.
[00:46:54]  That was pretty good.
[00:46:55]  All right.
[00:46:56]  And look, of course, you're going to have haters in the chat that are all like, yeah, I've heard better.
[00:47:01]  I've heard better.
[00:47:04]  Who else do we have here?
[00:47:05]  We've got how about 760 Radio Graffiti.
[00:47:10]  Hey, man, what's up?
[00:47:12]  What's going on?
[00:47:14]  I really like your channel, man.
[00:47:16]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:47:17]  What's going on with you?
[00:47:19]  So, my sister was a fan of me.
[00:47:21]  She actually told me about your channel and my grandpa, too.
[00:47:26]  He's actually been visiting from Indianapolis, which is in Indiana.
[00:47:29]  But I was also calling with my sister's boyfriend, who is also watching this, who's from Long Beach.
[00:47:35]  And he is staying with us because of his parents who are from Stockton, which is in a city in Northern California.
[00:47:42]  It's in the Bay Area.
[00:47:43]  Not in the Bay Area California.
[00:47:46]  But yeah, my sister's boyfriend got kicked out of their house because my sister's boyfriend's sister recently got a job in Bakersfield, which is just south of Stockton.
[00:47:57]  It's also where my uncle Jason lives.
[00:47:59]  And he's actually, he's into politics too.
[00:48:01]  I'll tell him about this channel.
[00:48:02]  It's a pretty good streaming system.
[00:48:04]  All right, great.
[00:48:05]  Thank you very much.
[00:48:07]  Shut up for Christ's sake.
[00:48:11]  Can you sense the goddamn spectrum in that son of a bitch, for Christ's sake?
[00:48:15]  You know, you sound like you're fucking...
[00:48:17]  I guarantee you that's a single mother product right there.
[00:48:20]  I guarantee you that's a single mother product.
[00:48:23]  That's why it's all bitches talk.
[00:48:24]  Like, hey, you know, I actually heard of your show from my sister and my sister's boyfriend actually looks at it.
[00:48:33]  And my sister's boyfriend is actually staying here from Stockton area, California.
[00:48:37]  And, you know, his sister, who is actually from Baker's.
[00:48:44]  Fucking idiots, dude.
[00:48:45]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:48:46]  Who else do we got?
[00:48:47]  We got 814 Radio Graffiti.
[00:48:51]  Yo, Ghost, it's Lord Jimmy Burrito from the Oddcast Podcast.
[00:48:55]  What's up, dude?
[00:48:57]  Okay, what's up?
[00:48:58]  What's going on?
[00:48:58]  I think I've heard of you.
[00:49:00]  You guys broadcast out of like the garage and use like tin cans and shit to kind of relay the signal to the people or some shit, right?
[00:49:10]  Hell yeah, brother.
[00:49:11]  Hey, man.
[00:49:12]  Even though I fuck with Odcast, I really got a complaint here, man.
[00:49:17]  I actually graduated with a degree in finance, and I don't think you're federally registered to talk to people about disclosing financial tips and information.
[00:49:28]  Okay, big deal.
[00:49:29]  So what?
[00:49:30]  You're going to go fucking call him?
[00:49:31]  Call him for fuck's sake.
[00:49:32]  All right.
[00:49:35]  I don't want to be a snitch, man.
[00:49:39]  Look, look.
[00:49:40]  I don't want to be a snitch.
[00:49:41]  Yeah, well, you are.
[00:49:42]  Still there?
[00:49:42]  Yeah, no, no, I'm not still here.
[00:49:44]  Jesus Christ.
[00:49:46]  You know, hey, you know what I'm gonna do?
[00:49:48]  You know, you're not fucking fucking dumb idiot, dude.
[00:49:53]  Sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
[00:49:55]  You think that fucking Ramsey guy is fucking, I mean, by the way, you know, since we're talking about this, let's talk about this for a little bit.
[00:50:04]  All right.
[00:50:05]  There's a broad by the name of Susie Orman, I think her name is, right?
[00:50:10]  And this broad is out here, and she's like, you know, financial, you know, guru.
[00:50:15]  Everybody's out there talking about selling books.
[00:50:18]  This bitch has been bankrupt twice.
[00:50:22]  So, yeah, go ahead and listen to those fucks.
[00:50:24]  All right.
[00:50:25]  Go ahead and listen to those fucking pieces of shit and see what happens to you.
[00:50:29]  All right.
[00:50:30]  So just sit there and shut your eyes.
[00:50:31]  I can hear the lard in that windpipe of that fucker.
[00:50:41]  All right, great.
[00:50:43]  All right.
[00:50:44]  I hope you have a stroke tonight.
[00:50:45]  All right, you fat fuck.
[00:50:47]  Get that fat surgically extracted from your throat.
[00:50:50]  Maybe you'll be able to be better at the damn glory hole.
[00:50:52]  All right.
[00:50:54]  Anyway, let's continue.
[00:50:55]  Who else we got?
[00:50:56]  We got 415, Radio Graffiti.
[00:50:59]  Hey, ghost, how are you?
[00:51:01]  Not too bad.
[00:51:01]  What's up, dude?
[00:51:04]  I'm not doing too good.
[00:51:05]  I just found out that my job's laying me out or furloughing me on October 19th.
[00:51:09]  It kind of sucks.
[00:51:10]  So I'm trying to find a job to hold me over until I can get back on.
[00:51:13]  Oh, shit.
[00:51:15]  No, dude, go out there and go out there and look, man.
[00:51:17]  It depends on where you're at in America.
[00:51:20]  If you're like in a Democrat-run city in a Democrat-run state, there's probably not too much economic opportunity.
[00:51:26]  But if it entails you potentially leaving, would you leave your city if you got gainfully employed?
[00:51:33]  No, I'm in a Republican-controlled city and state, so I'm pretty good on that front.
[00:51:38]  So, buzzing that, I think I'm gonna, but I do have some invested silver, so I can probably hold off on that for a little bit until I get a job, and then I'll try to put that back up.
[00:51:48]  Other than that, you know, shout out to you, Ghost.
[00:51:50]  Shout out to the engineer, shout out to the chat room, Trump 2020, baby.
[00:51:54]  All right, dude, cheers to you, man.
[00:51:56]  Trump 2020 is absolutely correct.
[00:51:58]  All right, anyway, let's continue here.
[00:52:00]  Who else do we have?
[00:52:02]  561, Radio Graffiti.
[00:52:05]  Well, let's actually, dude.
[00:52:24]  Oh, shit.
[00:52:26]  I'm at work, ghost.
[00:52:27]  It's me, Salman, 1945.
[00:52:29]  Oh, hey, what's up, dude?
[00:52:30]  I'm sorry.
[00:52:31]  I just I called 561 and we heard talking, and I was like, um, all right.
[00:52:35]  What's going on, dude?
[00:52:37]  Yeah, that's my bad.
[00:52:38]  Yeah, I'm at work right now.
[00:52:40]  I'm just, you know, listening to you while I work.
[00:52:43]  All right, man.
[00:52:43]  Well, cheers to you.
[00:52:44]  You want to give a shout out or anything?
[00:52:48]  Yeah, if my buddy Danny is listening, shout out to him.
[00:52:53]  All right, man.
[00:52:53]  Well, cheers to you.
[00:52:54]  And don't work too hard, by the way.
[00:52:56]  Jesus Christ, I cut him off.
[00:52:57]  Sorry, dude.
[00:52:58]  Didn't mean to cut you off there, man.
[00:53:00]  And look who's here.
[00:53:01]  How about Ard Hammond, Radio Graffiti?
[00:53:04]  Hey, Ghost, how's it going?
[00:53:05]  I was wondering, could you finger my prostate and suck on my BV tits while I destabilize Israel and kill niggers?
[00:53:11]  Nigger, nigger, Jesus Christ, dude.
[00:53:14]  All right.
[00:53:15]  And with all due respect, Art Hammond, should you even be calling somebody that type of a vulgar name when, you know, you give yourselves about maybe two shades darker, you're in the same category as the people that you're disrespecting there.
[00:53:31]  I'm just saying, look, there's a sticker of you right now in the chat room bouncing around, dancing around with your beefy tits.
[00:53:38]  And I'm telling you right now, you're damn close.
[00:53:42]  I mean, as a matter of fact, you're darker than Obama.
[00:53:45]  So technically you are black, right?
[00:53:48]  I mean, you've got to be black if you're darker than Obama.

=== Johnson Johnson Value Investing Play (04:05) ===

[00:53:52]  Am I right?
[00:53:53]  I mean, that brother is darker than Obama.
[00:53:57]  So, you know, I think you need to, you know, kind of take a look at that man in the mirror before you start, you know, calling other people any kind of racial derogatories there, boy.
[00:54:07]  All right.
[00:54:09]  Jesus Christ.
[00:54:10]  Can you believe this guy?
[00:54:11]  This guy, look at it.
[00:54:11]  You see that sticker?
[00:54:13]  That's him.
[00:54:14]  That's Art Hammond.
[00:54:15]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:54:17]  This guy looks like, you know, this guy looks blacker than fucking fucking Clarence Thomas.
[00:54:24]  What are you talking about?
[00:54:26]  All right, let's go ahead.
[00:54:27]  Who else do we have here?
[00:54:28]  How about Jesus Christ?
[00:54:30]  775 Radio Graffiti.
[00:54:33]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:54:35]  I'm just calling to ask you a few questions about the stock.
[00:54:39]  I just recently downloaded the Robinhood app, and I've noticed that there's a few companies, pharmaceutical companies, that are currently trying to go for the coronavirus vaccine.
[00:54:50]  And I'm just trying to figure out, like, what would be the best one to invest in right now?
[00:54:56]  That's kind of like my thing.
[00:54:58]  Well, first of all, thank you for calling.
[00:55:00]  Okay.
[00:55:01]  This is my opinion, of course, but I would stay away from this, in my opinion.
[00:55:07]  With the exception of Johnson and Johnson, I am not invested in Johnson Johnson, by the way, but the only reason I would eyeball Johnson Johnson is because I've been reading a lot of fucking press about them, and they pay one of the highest yielded dividends out there in the stock market today.
[00:55:27]  I think that they pay close to $5 a share every year on every share that you own of Johnson  ⁇ Johnson.
[00:55:36]  So in my opinion, that's the only one that I would even entertaining looking at.
[00:55:41]  But when it comes to these other ones, I think that if you want my opinion, I said this on the last show.
[00:55:48]  I think the whole COVID-19 nonsense is a medical stock pump and dump.
[00:55:54]  Because any kind of news that comes out from any of these companies that, hey, we've got some positive results on a vaccine or, hey, we got some positive results on a treatment.
[00:56:04]  All of a sudden, their fucking stock goes up 20, 30, 40% in one day.
[00:56:09]  And, you know, who's making that money?
[00:56:11]  Somebody's making that money, dude.
[00:56:13]  Somebody is making that money.
[00:56:16]  So in my opinion, I wouldn't be entertaining this hype unless you're going to day trade it, unless you're going to play the volatility.
[00:56:24]  That's the only thing I would advise, in my opinion.
[00:56:26]  Other than that, I would stay away from those stocks, dude.
[00:56:30]  I mean, other than Johnson Johnson, and if you were going to play Johnson Johnson, in my opinion, I think that you should play Johnson Johnson on a value investing strategy, meaning that, you know, you want to take a certain amount of dollars each month and use those dollars.
[00:56:46]  Either you would traditionally put it in a savings or whatever or 401k, just take it and purchase Johnson Johnson on a monthly basis so that every month that you purchase Johnson Johnson stock, it's just sometimes you'll get it more expensive.
[00:57:04]  Sometimes you'll get it cheaper.
[00:57:05]  That's why they call it, you know, kind of value investing.
[00:57:09]  So I look, I don't own any Johnson Johnson.
[00:57:12]  I'm just trying to say this person asked me my opinion, and that's what I'm giving.
[00:57:16]  So I don't own any Johnson Johnson, but it's a pretty attractive stock to look at for the long term.
[00:57:23]  All right.
[00:57:24]  Aside from the value that's going to increase if they happen to put out a vaccine, which everybody who has been, everybody who's been scared to death by the media is going to take.
[00:57:35]  Aside from that, the dividends that they pay per share is pretty generous.
[00:57:39]  So aside from gaining the value of the increase in the stock, you get paid every year at least five bucks a share for every share that you own of Johnson Johnson.
[00:57:49]  So you're getting paid to hold stock.
[00:57:52]  All right, let's continue.
[00:57:53]  How about 503 radio graffiti?

=== Alex Jones Show Ripoff Called Out (10:39) ===

[00:57:58]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:57:59]  I just want to comment on something you said earlier that I kind of found ironic.
[00:58:03]  You said that your show was all original when you're literally just a scuffed fucking ripoff Alex Jones.
[00:58:09]  And before that, you were a scuffed Rush Lindbaugh.
[00:58:11]  Type Captain and Chat, you agree.
[00:58:14]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:58:15]  All right.
[00:58:15]  Yeah, you can hear the mental retardation in this one.
[00:58:19]  Here, talk again.
[00:58:20]  Talk again.
[00:58:22]  Hey.
[00:58:23]  Yeah, that's exactly what I thought, man.
[00:58:25]  Do you have, I bet you you don't have both parents?
[00:58:29]  I do, actually.
[00:58:31]  You didn't bust out very quick in that one.
[00:58:33]  Who are you missing?
[00:58:34]  Your daddy?
[00:58:36]  Nope.
[00:58:37]  Yeah, right.
[00:58:38]  Get this fucking guy out of here.
[00:58:40]  Real short answers when trying to answer questions, huh?
[00:58:44]  Real, real fucking.
[00:58:46]  No, I've got both my parents.
[00:58:48]  Yeah, right.
[00:58:49]  We could hear your mom in your voice.
[00:58:51]  Don't these fuckers understand this?
[00:58:53]  That if you're raised by your dirty dishrag whore single mother, that we can hear your fucking mother in your voice.
[00:59:02]  We can literally hear your mother in your voice for fuck's sake.
[00:59:06]  All right, let's get, let me, let me take a couple of names here.
[00:59:09]  How about, I don't know who the hell is this?
[00:59:12]  How about Mr. Cursed Cookie, Radio Graffiti?
[00:59:14]  Who the hell is this?
[00:59:15]  Mr. Fishville Cookie, are you there, sir?
[00:59:48]  All right, now, now, all right, get this shit out of here.
[00:59:50]  Now you're back masked, back masking Mr. Fortune Cookie now.
[00:59:54]  All right, that's fucking great.
[00:59:56]  And it sounded like Mr. Fortune Cookie said a little bit of racial derogatories there in the back masking, didn't it?
[01:00:02]  That's why I don't like back masking.
[01:00:04]  All right, give me a break.
[01:00:06]  Stop doing it.
[01:00:08]  If you're going to do it, do it to somebody else.
[01:00:10]  Don't do it to me.
[01:00:10]  All right.
[01:00:12]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:00:13]  How about how Albin stole Christmas radio graffiti?
[01:00:18]  Chad Poopter Griffin Radio Graffiti.
[01:00:21]  You're a mean one.
[01:00:23]  Mr. Albin.
[01:00:25]  You really are a kite.
[01:00:28]  You're as cuddly as a cactus.
[01:00:31]  You're as charming as an eel.
[01:00:33]  Mr. Albin.
[01:00:35]  Okay, well, that's great.
[01:00:37]  You have no problem with anything of that nature.
[01:00:39]  You don't mind if I call you like, you know, while I'm banging you, you know, you fucking nigger jigaboo or anything of that nature.
[01:00:51]  Get that shit out of here.
[01:00:52]  Get out!
[01:00:54]  Get out!
[01:00:55]  Get your fuck out!
[01:00:58]  Ah!
[01:01:00]  Fucking piece of fucking shit!
[01:01:03]  Ah!
[01:01:05]  Ah!
[01:01:07]  Fucking poopter, fucking asshole!
[01:01:12]  Don't believe what the fuck you just heard there, okay?
[01:01:15]  I don't know what the fuck.
[01:01:16]  They're getting better with this splicing shit.
[01:01:20]  I don't know if it's new technology or what, but they're getting good.
[01:01:25]  All right, they're getting fucking good with this.
[01:01:27]  That was a fucking splice.
[01:01:29]  And let me tell you something.
[01:01:30]  If your fucking dumb son of a bitches are going to keep up with this, then I'm going to fucking end Radio Graffiti and you can stick Radio Graffiti up your ass.
[01:01:38]  All right?
[01:01:39]  I'm wasting a Saturday being here with you people.
[01:01:44]  I'm wasting a Saturday.
[01:01:47]  But do you give a fuck?
[01:01:48]  Of course not.
[01:01:49]  You don't give a crap.
[01:01:51]  You don't give a crap.
[01:01:52]  And what the hell is this?
[01:01:53]  Oh my God, I said it.
[01:01:55]  Radio graffiti.
[01:01:57]  Can you shut this cap up here, Carl?
[01:02:01]  Sorry.
[01:02:02]  I'm sorry.
[01:02:02]  I didn't mean to say it.
[01:02:04]  I'm sorry.
[01:02:04]  I meant to say.
[01:02:09]  Oh, I want to share my credit card.
[01:02:11]  Mr. Nigger.
[01:02:13]  Get.
[01:02:14]  That's it.
[01:02:18]  That's it.
[01:02:20]  God.
[01:02:22]  God.
[01:02:23]  That's it.
[01:02:25]  Fucking piece of fucking shit.
[01:02:28]  All right.
[01:02:29]  Look, that's it, dude.
[01:02:30]  All right.
[01:02:31]  If this is how you're going to fucking treat me, and I'm here wasting a Saturday, there's fucking combat sports that I'm missing because of you fucking people.
[01:02:41]  If this is how you're going to treat me, well, then why in the fuck am I going to sit here?
[01:02:46]  And why am I going to continue to take this crap?
[01:02:51]  Why would I continue to take this crap?
[01:02:55]  Fucking losers, man.
[01:02:57]  You're trying to splice me, make me say shit that I never fucking said.
[01:03:01]  I said baguette.
[01:03:04]  That's what I said.
[01:03:07]  I said bag it.
[01:03:12]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:03:14]  All right, can we do it?
[01:03:15]  Forget the names.
[01:03:16]  Let's go back to let's go back to the numbers, okay?
[01:03:19]  We had some good fucking, yeah, we had some good callers with the numbers.
[01:03:22]  How about 508 radio graffiti?
[01:03:28]  You okay there?
[01:03:32]  Well, that's it.
[01:03:33]  That's you're going to give me a fake burp and then, well, at least you did something.
[01:03:39]  At least you weren't a Helen Keller deaf mute, all right?
[01:03:42]  How about how about 850 radio graffiti?
[01:03:47]  Hey, Ghost, have you heard of the Christopher Cantwell trial?
[01:03:50]  He took to his own defense, and his argument was that, yes, he extorted a man by saying that he was going to rape his wife unless he gave information to dox the other man.
[01:04:02]  But those men were bad neo-Nazis, and they trolled him.
[01:04:07]  And so it was extortion in self-defense.
[01:04:10]  I kid you not, he also cried that his Mexican girlfriend didn't agree to marry him.
[01:04:16]  Oh, man.
[01:04:16]  Well, I didn't hear about that case.
[01:04:18]  If that's for real, it doesn't surprise me in today's America.
[01:04:22]  I tell you that right now.
[01:04:24]  He probably wanted those guys.
[01:04:26]  Anyway, I don't want to go.
[01:04:27]  I don't know about the case.
[01:04:27]  How about 716 Radio Graffiti?
[01:04:31]  Hey, ghost.
[01:04:32]  Hey, we're going to play a game right now, okay?
[01:04:34]  All right, what's the game?
[01:04:36]  All right, we're going to play the Ghost Show press conference real quick.
[01:04:39]  All right, you ready?
[01:04:41]  All right, what?
[01:04:44]  All right.
[01:04:44]  One, what is your opinion on and how do you rationalize Donald Trump giving niggers $500 billion?
[01:04:50]  And number two, what do you say to his white voter base that feels betrayed by him on that?
[01:04:55]  Okay, first of all, I say the white voter base that's offended are the same people that are, you know, putting these homosexual feminine fruit bowls as leaders of their white nationalist fucking group here, like Richard Spencer and feminine penis fuentes and Cocked Alaska and that sort of thing.
[01:05:16]  So what difference does it make if those fucking idiots get offended?
[01:05:21]  I don't know, man, because I mean, they're potential voters, man.
[01:05:24]  I mean, you know, Democrats are going to try to cheat as much as they can.
[01:05:26]  He needs all the help he can get, no matter who.
[01:05:28]  Get this shit out of here.
[01:05:29]  First of all, I want you to know that even though you're trying to cry this white nationalist kick, it is white people that are the ones that are sympathizing with the Black Lives Matter bullshit.
[01:05:43]  It is white people that are out here trying to use this as a means of getting their fucking faces in the paper, getting their faces in the media.
[01:05:51]  We had one stupid cunt out here in San Antonio get on suspension because she wouldn't take off her Black Lives Matter mask.
[01:06:00]  And this bitch was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed cunt.
[01:06:04]  Okay, so I'm telling y'all right now, for every one of you people that are a part of the white race that are, you know, kind of offended or really don't appreciate the influx of minority media and minority-based and favored news and that sort of thing.
[01:06:25]  Well, then maybe, just maybe, you should look to your fellow white people and tell them to fucking stop it and stop ingratiating themselves and making themselves look pious and virtuous by pandering to this whole Black Lives Matter bullshit.
[01:06:42]  Because it's all white people.
[01:06:44]  Okay?
[01:06:45]  I mean, this Black Lives Matter bullshit would not even be important if white people weren't having sympathy for it.
[01:06:54]  Okay?
[01:06:55]  Because the Mexicans aren't.
[01:06:57]  All right.
[01:06:57]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:06:59]  The Mexicans that I talk to out here in San Antonio, and believe me, there's a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
[01:07:07]  They think that what's going on as it relates to Black Lives Matter is pathetic.
[01:07:11]  And I've heard Mexicans say that if any Mexicans are fucking marching with these Black Lives Matter people, that they're a disgrace to the race.
[01:07:21]  And they don't want to have nothing to do with them.
[01:07:24]  I'm not even joking.
[01:07:25]  You know, these blacks that think that the Mexicans are going to be on their side, I think they got another thing coming.
[01:07:32]  All right.
[01:07:32]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:07:34]  You should take a look at some of the Yelp reviews of some of the Mexican restaurants here in San Antonio.
[01:07:41]  And some of the negatives that come about in these like, you know, mom and pop, you know, kind of Spanish-speaking type of establishments is that they won't serve black people.
[01:07:53]  All right.
[01:07:53]  I've read this in many Yelp reviews because I like to, you know, give a decent taco joint a try.
[01:08:00]  And I'm serious.
[01:08:01]  It's like, I sat there with my black boyfriend and nobody decided to wait on me or ask me if I wanted my order taken, nothing.
[01:08:12]  And after about 30 minutes of being ignored, me and my black boyfriend left the establishment.
[01:08:17]  I am not joking.
[01:08:18]  That happens all the time out here in San Antonio.
[01:08:23]  So I'm just saying, you know, the people that are out here that are giving Black Lives Matter and it's terrorism and it's looting and it's violence, what it's giving it legitimacy is white fucking people.

=== Taco Joint Discrimination Story Shared (04:07) ===

[01:08:38]  White people.
[01:08:40]  All right.
[01:08:40]  So, you know, if you're going to get pissed at anybody, once you get pissed at these fucking white people, that, and let's be honest, the reason white people do this is because they want to make themselves look great.
[01:08:52]  You know, that's how every liberal fucking acts.
[01:08:54]  Hey, look at me.
[01:08:55]  I'm giving a fucking homeless man a meal.
[01:08:59]  I'm giving a homeless man a meal.
[01:09:01]  Somebody take my picture.
[01:09:03]  Look at me.
[01:09:03]  And I'm giving him a blanket too.
[01:09:05]  What are you doing?
[01:09:06]  You're nothing.
[01:09:07]  You're not doing nothing.
[01:09:08]  You hate the homeless.
[01:09:10]  You're a piece of shit.
[01:09:12]  I've got a black kid sitting on my lap.
[01:09:16]  I got a black kid sitting on my lap.
[01:09:18]  Am I freaking out?
[01:09:20]  No.
[01:09:22]  Am I freaking out?
[01:09:23]  No.
[01:09:23]  Am I like, get that antique farm equipment off of me?
[01:09:26]  No.
[01:09:27]  So that's how liberals think.
[01:09:29]  I'm not even joking.
[01:09:30]  They're the most racist pieces of shit that you can ever even imagine.
[01:09:34]  All right.
[01:09:35]  So, hey, white people, if you're pissed off, all right, the least you could do is go out there and tell your fellow white people to stop doing this crap.
[01:09:44]  All right.
[01:09:45]  Don't be blaming Trump.
[01:09:46]  Trump is just playing politics here.
[01:09:49]  Okay.
[01:09:50]  Trump is playing politics because we got a lot of fucking morons that are out here that are throwing sympathy towards this Black Lives Matter bullshit.
[01:09:58]  All right.
[01:10:00]  Anyway, sorry about that, folks.
[01:10:02]  I'm just saying that's how liberals are.
[01:10:04]  I was just using that as a liberal example.
[01:10:08]  Anyway, 518, Radio Graffiti.
[01:10:12]  Hey, ghost, it's Capitalist America.
[01:10:15]  I'm chilling with my brother.
[01:10:16]  Hey, what's up, Capitalist America?
[01:10:18]  How you doing, dude?
[01:10:21]  Having a good night, man.
[01:10:23]  How about you?
[01:10:23]  Man, chilling here, man.
[01:10:25]  We're doing radio graffiti.
[01:10:26]  We might call the date line here in a second, see if we can have any bimbos, you know, do anything.
[01:10:34]  Yo, I love when you get on them shows, man.
[01:10:37]  Hey, man.
[01:10:37]  Yeah, they're fucking funny.
[01:10:38]  I appreciate it, man.
[01:10:39]  We're going to do it here in a second.
[01:10:41]  Do you guys want to give a shout out to anybody out there, man?
[01:10:47]  Not really.
[01:10:48]  Shout out to you.
[01:10:49]  Shout out to Engineer.
[01:10:51]  The chat room.
[01:10:52]  Everybody have a good night.
[01:10:53]  All right, dude.
[01:10:54]  Cheers and have a drink on me, man.
[01:10:56]  Right, hell yeah, I already am.
[01:11:01]  Have a good night, brother.
[01:11:02]  Cheers, man.
[01:11:03]  Cheers.
[01:11:03]  All right, dude.
[01:11:04]  All right.
[01:11:05]  You know, it's a mixture of fucking idiots splicing me and people that are actually genuinely appreciative.
[01:11:12]  I'm appreciative.
[01:11:14]  I'm appreciative of the show here.
[01:11:15]  I'm appreciative of the people.
[01:11:18]  How about 559 Radio Graffiti?
[01:11:21]  Hey, ghost.
[01:11:22]  How is it going for tonight?
[01:11:24]  It's not going too bad.
[01:11:26]  How you doing, man?
[01:11:27]  I'm doing pretty good right now.
[01:11:30]  I actually heard about the drama that's actually been going on the other night, and I'm hoping that Sunburst Unicorn is okay, man.
[01:11:39]  I think he is okay.
[01:11:42]  I think Sunburst Unicorn is okay.
[01:11:44]  I think he's fine.
[01:11:45]  I talked to him yesterday.
[01:11:47]  He was chilling with us.
[01:11:48]  I think he's alright.
[01:11:50]  All right?
[01:11:52]  I hope that he'll get all the other professional health that he desperately.
[01:11:56]  I don't want to hear any more of those people end up committing to because that's bad for their show, man.
[01:12:02]  And I'm really bad for it, man.
[01:12:05]  I appreciate that, man.
[01:12:06]  I sincerely appreciate that.
[01:12:08]  I'm sure Sunburst appreciates it.
[01:12:11]  Do you want to give a shout out to anybody out there, man?
[01:12:14]  Probably like a you engineer at the inner circle and everyone else.
[01:12:18]  And fuck Captain Huntism, you spun ass son of a bitch.
[01:12:22]  Don't you ever talk this shit out to anybody, including Gunnis, you fucking bastard.
[01:12:27]  Oh, man, that sounded like some vented anger at, you know, Ty Cap.
[01:12:33]  You know, that guy.
[01:12:34]  So very, very interesting there, all right?
[01:12:38]  And believe me, I get it.
[01:12:40]  I get it because, you know, a lot of people have, you know, there's some people that don't care.

=== Pansexual Identity and Catcher Role (03:41) ===

[01:12:45]  They're like, hey, he, so what?
[01:12:47]  He draws like fatty ponies.
[01:12:49]  So what?
[01:12:49]  Yeah, I guess so.
[01:12:51]  I guess the standard's been lowered.
[01:12:52]  How about Taco Bell story, Radio Graffiti?
[01:12:56]  He found himself completely aroused after touching it and started to do it some more.
[01:13:00]  Eventually, he was ready to hardcore masturbate.
[01:13:03]  He didn't know what was arousing him, but he knew he was aroused.
[01:13:07]  He took off his blue shorts and his soiled underwear, revealing his medium-sized but not small penis.
[01:13:13]  The tip was bright and red, like Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer.
[01:13:17]  Dipper started to yank his jobs in harder and faster.
[01:13:20]  The five-incher was getting pumped.
[01:13:22]  Dipper's soiled hand started to feel bits of pre-come on his dry fingers.
[01:13:26]  All right, get this shit out of here.
[01:13:28]  I mean, I guess times are tough for that fucking homeless golden voice guy.
[01:13:33]  What was his name?
[01:13:34]  Ted Williams?
[01:13:35]  I guess times are tough.
[01:13:36]  I mean, you know, now, I mean, it sounds like Ted Williams.
[01:13:40]  Is he doing fanficks now?
[01:13:42]  Is that how this poor bastard's making a dollar now?
[01:13:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:45]  All right, how about 913 Radio Graffiti?
[01:14:04]  Get this shit.
[01:14:05]  You anime Webo fucks, dude.
[01:14:08]  Seriously.
[01:14:09]  You anime Webo fucks.
[01:14:12]  Jesus Christ.
[01:14:14]  Who else do we got?
[01:14:14]  We got 540, Radio Graffiti.
[01:14:18]  Hey, ghost.
[01:14:19]  This is Texas Morty's Forever.
[01:14:21]  How are you?
[01:14:21]  How you doing, dude?
[01:14:24]  Okay, so I have a capitalist confession to make.
[01:14:28]  Okay.
[01:14:30]  I happen to be a pansexual.
[01:14:34]  A pansexual?
[01:14:36]  Can you please define to me a pansexual?
[01:14:41]  Yes.
[01:14:41]  Well, the legitimate definition of a pansexual is romantically invested in someone, regardless of their gender.
[01:14:50]  Like, for me, for instance, I'm more interested in a woman's personality, her charisma, her talents.
[01:14:56]  That, for instance.
[01:14:58]  I understand that, and that's fine.
[01:15:00]  But, you know, does that mean that you're going to fuck her in the stink instead of the pink?
[01:15:06]  I mean, what does that mean?
[01:15:09]  No, it just means I've broadened my horizon.
[01:15:14]  So let's just say for the sake of argument that you found somebody of the same, well, I don't know, whatever gender, like somebody who has a penis, and you find them in the same qualities that you described that you like to look for in a woman, that means that you'll go that direction as well?
[01:15:32]  I suppose so.
[01:15:34]  Okay, well, I mean, that's good to be honest about it.
[01:15:37]  Now, since you're a pansexual, does that mean that you're, you know, exclusively a, you know, catcher, if you know what I'm saying?
[01:15:46]  I'm unsure of what that definition is, ghosts.
[01:15:50]  I mean, do you know if your G-spot is in your asshole?
[01:15:54]  If I could be blunt.
[01:15:56]  No, I like to be the one on top.
[01:16:00]  Okay, so you like the one, you know, masturbating, or excuse me, massaging a prostate with your penis.
[01:16:07]  That's what you like to do.
[01:16:09]  Yeah, and by the way, this next part, you might want to stand up and put your hand over your heart.
[01:16:17]  Okay, why?
[01:16:19]  Oh, say, can you see?
[01:16:24]  Find a dawn, sir.

=== Obsession With Sexualized Cartoons (07:44) ===

[01:16:27]  All right, get this out of here.
[01:16:28]  All right, look, look, Texas martyrs are forever.
[01:16:31]  I thought you were a legitimate person.
[01:16:33]  You know, you give us some decent text-to-speeches, and then you call up on Radio Graffiti on a Saturday night troll show when we're trying to conduct internet tomfoolery, and you're trying to claim to us that you're a pansexual, and you are a pitcher as opposed to a catcher when it comes to a partner with a wee wee.
[01:16:54]  So that's far too much information that I needed to know.
[01:16:57]  I don't know if you're drunk.
[01:16:59]  I don't know if you're having or partaking in any kind of party additives other than beer, liquor, wine, or champagne.
[01:17:07]  But I think that you need to, I think you need to call it a night, buddy.
[01:17:10]  All right.
[01:17:10]  I'm serious.
[01:17:11]  I think you need to call it a night.
[01:17:13]  And then you're going to try to tie all that perverted shit into the national anthem.
[01:17:18]  Uh-uh.
[01:17:18]  Not on my show, buddy.
[01:17:20]  Not on my show, pal.
[01:17:22]  Or I don't even know if I should call this person a buddy or pal.
[01:17:24]  He's a pansexual, right?
[01:17:26]  So that's like an insult.
[01:17:27]  Hey, look, I'm not a him.
[01:17:29]  I'm not a her.
[01:17:30]  I'm a they.
[01:17:31]  I'm a them.
[01:17:33]  Okay.
[01:17:34]  All right, whatever.
[01:17:35]  Anyway, how about 9-7-8 Radio Graffiti?
[01:17:44]  Get this fucking anime shit.
[01:17:46]  Do you see what I'm saying when it comes to this anime crap?
[01:17:50]  I mean, it's an obsession over cartoons, man.
[01:17:54]  Obsession over cartoons.
[01:17:56]  Unfucking believable.
[01:17:57]  And let me tell you something.
[01:17:59]  I am strongly in belief that subliminal messages are definitely being directed towards the people that obsess over cartoons.
[01:18:08]  And their simplistic subconscious are actually receiving the deviant, disgusting, filthy symbols that are embedded within animations.
[01:18:17]  I'm not even joking.
[01:18:18]  I think that's why you have so many people that are out here that are obsessing over cartoons.
[01:18:25]  And let me explain to you.
[01:18:26]  Let me show you how they, and I'm talking about people who animate, are able to send subliminal messages to your subconscious without you even knowing about it.
[01:18:36]  Okay, I'm going to show y'all something really fast.
[01:18:38]  Are y'all ready for this?
[01:18:40]  I showed this to the ghost show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room yesterday, I believe.
[01:18:45]  I'm going to show you how these animators are getting all these man children, all these sick over 18 sons of bitches obsessed over cartoons and not only obsessed, but sexualizing them.
[01:18:59]  How they're sexualizing them and getting them to want to sexualize.
[01:19:04]  Y'all ready for this?
[01:19:05]  Here, put the PC shot on.
[01:19:07]  This is how subliminal messages are sent to the subconscious mind via animations.
[01:19:14]  Y'all ready for this?
[01:19:15]  Please prepare.
[01:19:16]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[01:19:18]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:19:19]  Watch this.
[01:19:20]  This is how animators animate.
[01:19:22]  Watch this.
[01:19:26]  Watch this.
[01:19:27]  All right.
[01:19:28]  This is for educational and education, entertainment purposes only.
[01:19:32]  Look at this.
[01:19:37]  Look at that right there.
[01:19:39]  That's how they send subliminal messages to the fucking people and their subconsciousness are the only ones that can accept it.
[01:19:48]  That's why every one of these cartoon-obsessed pieces of shit are out here sexualizing cartoons right here.
[01:19:57]  This is why, right here.
[01:19:59]  You're watching it right here.
[01:20:02]  This is why these over 18 fucking freak shows are out here obsessing over cartoons and sexualizing them.
[01:20:10]  You get it now?
[01:20:11]  You get it?
[01:20:12]  Wake up.
[01:20:14]  Wake up!
[01:20:15]  All of you people that are obsessed with cartoons, this is why.
[01:20:27]  You're a bunch of sick people that have been deceived through symbolism.
[01:20:32]  You have been deceived through subconscious, subliminal suggestion.
[01:20:37]  You all have been deceived.
[01:20:39]  All of you.
[01:20:43]  All of you.
[01:20:45]  You're sick in the head and your stupid fucking mental man-children asses don't even know it.
[01:20:51]  You think this is normalcy because you're sick.
[01:20:55]  You're deviant.
[01:20:56]  All right.
[01:20:57]  That's why all of you people that are out here obsessed with cartoons, you draw them in sexual persuasion.
[01:21:02]  This is why, this is why, this is why, this is why right here.
[01:21:18]  I MEAN WAKE UP! WAKE THE FUCK UP!
[01:21:27]  You fucking man children.
[01:21:29]  I'm talking to you.
[01:21:31]  WAKE UP!
[01:21:38]  There it is right there, folks, okay?
[01:21:41]  Subliminal messaging through cartoons.
[01:21:43]  That's why all you sick fucks that obsess over cartoons that are over the age of 18, that's why you sexualize them.
[01:21:49]  Because you've been suggested this shit subliminally.
[01:21:52]  You're a sick fuck.
[01:21:53]  And now you don't think that you're a sick fuck because there's other sick fucks online that are validating your sick shit.
[01:22:01]  All right?
[01:22:02]  And just because you find other sick fucking freak shows that are going to validate your sick shit doesn't mean it's right.
[01:22:10]  Get this shit out of here.
[01:22:12]  All right.
[01:22:12]  Get this fucking crap out of here.
[01:22:14]  All right.
[01:22:15]  That's why you sons of bitches are out here sexualizing cartoons and obsessing over it when you're over the age of 18.
[01:22:23]  Right there.
[01:22:24]  Right fucking there.
[01:22:28]  Oh, you know what?
[01:22:29]  I like cartoons.
[01:22:30]  I don't know why I sexualize them.
[01:22:32]  You want to know why?
[01:22:32]  Because you're a fucking sick piece of shit.
[01:22:34]  That's why.
[01:22:36]  You're a sick piece of shit and you have been subliminally suggested.
[01:22:41]  And through all these symbols, you have been possessed.
[01:22:45]  I mean, there's people in here that are trying to say what I just showed was a joke.
[01:22:49]  You want to know why?
[01:22:50]  Because they're sick fucking idiots.
[01:22:52]  All right.
[01:22:52]  They want to validate that what they do, obsessing over our cartoon, is normal.
[01:22:58]  It is not normal.
[01:23:00]  You are a sick piece of trash.
[01:23:02]  All right.
[01:23:03]  Whether you want to believe it or not, you are a sick piece of low-grade trash.
[01:23:08]  And you should be ashamed of yourselves.
[01:23:10]  All right.
[01:23:10]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:23:11]  You should be ashamed of your fucking self.
[01:23:12]  Of course you're not.
[01:23:13]  All right.
[01:23:15]  Shame went out the window probably like 20 years ago with you fucking losers.
[01:23:18]  I mean, just take a look at the millennial generation.
[01:23:21]  You've got guys out here that are fucking living with their parents at 38 and thinking there's nothing wrong with it for fuck's sake.
[01:23:27]  All right.
[01:23:28]  Millennials are now saying, you know what?
[01:23:30]  38 is a new 21.
[01:23:32]  You know that, right?
[01:23:33]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:23:34]  Can we move on?
[01:23:35]  I'm taking a more, I'm taking a couple more calls from Radio Graffiti and we're moving on.
[01:23:39]  All right.
[01:23:41]  All right.
[01:23:42]  What is this?
[01:23:42]  How about who the hell is this?
[01:23:44]  209 Radio Graffiti.
[01:23:47]  I'm taking it more.
[01:23:49]  Hello?
[01:23:50]  What's up, dude?
[01:23:52]  Hey, what's up, dude?
[01:23:55]  What's going on?
[01:23:57]  Dude, I was watching when you showed that clip of Plandemic on Thursday.
[01:24:04]  Yeah, what's up?
[01:24:05]  And then I watched the both parts fucking red pill, bro.

=== PPP Loans as Wealth Transfer Tool (02:47) ===

[01:24:11]  I hope so.
[01:24:12]  Try to show as many people as you possibly can about that because there's no denying what they're suggesting in that video or both videos.
[01:24:22]  You guys showed my folks and it was just such a red pill.
[01:24:25]  Like we're all already conservative, but that shit's just like whoa.
[01:24:29]  And by the way, it's no coincidence that you can now tell somebody's party affiliation, political party affiliation, based upon whether or not they believe in wearing a mask or not wearing a mask, you know?
[01:24:42]  Yeah, dude.
[01:24:43]  And I mean, honestly, it really freaks me out, like, just how information is suppressed.
[01:24:48]  Like, there's literally like no way to even know if like information is getting out.
[01:24:53]  They could just be suppressing certain things and there's no way to really find that information.
[01:24:59]  You're absolutely correct, dude.
[01:25:00]  And that's the bad part about the Silicon Valley oligarchs having a monopoly over the power of the internet.
[01:25:06]  And of course, nobody cares.
[01:25:08]  I mean, people talk about free speech this, free speech that, yet they're still using Facebook.
[01:25:13]  They're still using all the Silicon Valley oligarchs.
[01:25:16]  And anytime there's ever an alternative, people are like, eh, I don't want to use that.
[01:25:21]  It's fucking sad.
[01:25:22]  It's really scary where we're headed, man, as far as information is concerned, you know?
[01:25:28]  Dude, yeah, it kind of scared the shit out of me because I'm like, well, fuck.
[01:25:31]  The first thing I always do is look to Google.
[01:25:34]  And just from like Googling pandemic and seeing all the results about all the results are just about how it's fake.
[01:25:41]  Of course it is because they don't want this whole scam.
[01:25:44]  Because look, let's be honest.
[01:25:46]  Who won in the COVID-19 situation?
[01:25:50]  It was a transfer of wealth when it came to that stimulus that was supposed to help the American people.
[01:25:56]  I mean, you know, that PPP program that was supposed to be helping small businesses?
[01:26:01]  I mean, the Vatican got a billion or two billion from that PPP program.
[01:26:07]  Mr. Beast, that stupid fucking baguette that goes around pretending to be fucking Santa Claus or the money elf, giving out free money to people, he got a PPP loan.
[01:26:18]  All right, I think even that fucking Fruit Bowl Jeffree Star got a PPP loan.
[01:26:23]  All right, so yeah, the whole stimulus was nothing more than a wealth transfer.
[01:26:27]  And by the way, also, everyone who's developing a vaccine for COVID or a treatment for COVID got hundreds of billions of dollars so that they can develop it.
[01:26:38]  And even though we're paying the taxpayer, even though we're paying for the goddamn research and development, we're not going to hold the intellectual properties of what they develop.
[01:26:48]  It is fucking disgusting.
[01:26:50]  Fucking disgusting.
[01:26:52]  Some liberal family like the Bill Gates Foundation is killing off the American $100.

=== Accumulating Global News Sources (03:19) ===

[01:26:58]  You're damn right, dude.
[01:27:00]  You're absolutely right.
[01:27:01]  Hey, you want to give a shout out to anybody or anything, man?
[01:27:04]  No, dude, but I'm kind of like freaking out.
[01:27:07]  Like, where can I even get information?
[01:27:08]  Like, I don't want to go on Google.
[01:27:10]  Is there like a search engine or something?
[01:27:11]  We can.
[01:27:12]  Well, there's a few of them.
[01:27:14]  Duck, Duck, Go.
[01:27:16]  I know it sounds silly.
[01:27:17]  It's a non-biased search engine.
[01:27:20]  I think that what you should do is try to accumulate as many news organizations as you possibly can, and especially ones outside the United States, and try to accumulate as much information as you possibly can because the truth is out there.
[01:27:34]  I mean, even the fake news media that's attempting to kind of deviate from the truth still have shades of the truth, so it can still make them legitimate.
[01:27:44]  So if you kind of, you know, have at least five to ten sources for something, then you can somewhere along the line find the truth in between those ten sources.
[01:27:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:27:55]  I know it sucks to even think that way, but that's the way it is.
[01:28:00]  Yeah, it sucks.
[01:28:00]  It's like they said on pandemic, like the average working person doesn't have time to look through all that bullshit.
[01:28:06]  I hear you, dude.
[01:28:07]  I hear you.
[01:28:08]  Anyway, cheers to you, man.
[01:28:09]  Thank you very much.
[01:28:10]  And I'm glad that you and your folks watched both pandemic movies.
[01:28:15]  They're very important for everybody, man.
[01:28:17]  How about 713?
[01:28:18]  What up, Raider Graffiti?
[01:28:22]  I got to look up the next.
[01:28:24]  Sucks.
[01:28:25]  What did you say?
[01:28:26]  Something about you got to work with it.
[01:28:28]  Expansion to the former actual doom is racist.
[01:28:36]  It's not racist.
[01:28:37]  Got to call him what they want.
[01:28:41]  Okay.
[01:28:41]  That's my.
[01:28:45]  All right.
[01:28:45]  You know, I think I'm going to send this to Ghost Lua.
[01:28:52]  The fuck is this?
[01:28:54]  He needs to hear the racism that he's inspired.
[01:28:59]  Are you shitting me?
[01:29:02]  Is that a group of people thinking that I'm racist or something, dude?
[01:29:05]  I am not a racist.
[01:29:08]  I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake, man.
[01:29:11]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[01:29:15]  All right?
[01:29:16]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
[01:29:20]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WAP, Kraut, Muck Shovelin' Mick, Lime's, Frogs, Kangaroo Bangers, Camel Jockey, Orientals.
[01:29:32]  I mean, I have a whole bunch of friends of all kinds of nationalities.
[01:29:36]  And for you idiots to sit here and try to make this false indictment of me that I'm a racist is bullshit.
[01:29:42]  All right.
[01:29:43]  It's absolute bullshit.
[01:29:45]  515, Raider Graffiti.
[01:29:48]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:29:50]  I tuned in when you were talking about Baked Alaska.
[01:29:53]  I saw that last night.
[01:29:54]  I was so fucked up.
[01:29:56]  He milked content off of frickin' schizophrenic.
[01:29:59]  Of course.
[01:30:00]  Of course, dude.
[01:30:01]  And now he's milking content.
[01:30:04]  Now he's milking content from feminine penis fluentes.
[01:30:08]  It's fucking pathetic.
[01:30:10]  The other thing I wanted to say, too, is psychedelics for psychotropics.
[01:30:14]  I've tried all the psychedelics out there.
[01:30:16]  Definitely got mushrooms.

=== Amazon Stock Sale Regrets Shared (02:56) ===

[01:30:18]  And finally, my question for you is a huge freaking dilemma, and I figure I'd get your input on it, of doing some kind of YouTube, Facebook show, or something.
[01:30:30]  I want to make content, but I'm scared to death to put my name on it.
[01:30:35]  I don't blame you, dude.
[01:30:36]  Because the nature of it.
[01:30:37]  Don't blame you.
[01:30:38]  I think that what you should do is take and make sure because once you've documented yourself on the internet, it's there forever.
[01:30:46]  And these people will find it.
[01:30:47]  Exactly.
[01:30:48]  They will find it.
[01:30:49]  And if it's not good at first, and let's say you, you know, you tried something and then, you know, ah, this isn't working, and you take your content in another direction, they're going to find that content and it's going to be used against you.
[01:31:02]  And it's, I just want you to know that when you make content and if you do happen to get somewhat popular, it's going to be a big pain in the ass because these trolls like to fuck with you.
[01:31:13]  They want to find out who you are.
[01:31:14]  They want to find out where you live.
[01:31:16]  They want to do a bunch of shit.
[01:31:17]  So be prepared for that.
[01:31:21]  My dad's a corporate lawyer, and his advice was to do writing only and use a pen name.
[01:31:29]  Yeah, I would definitely do that.
[01:31:32]  But yeah, be consistent.
[01:31:34]  If you are going to do like a blog or something of that capacity, be consistent with it because it's consistency with blogs that really makes the money in that department.
[01:31:43]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:45]  All right.
[01:31:46]  I appreciate it.
[01:31:47]  Okay, last question.
[01:31:48]  Worst financial mistake you ever made?
[01:31:51]  Selling Amazon in 1999.
[01:31:54]  All right.
[01:31:54]  That's my biggest financial story.
[01:31:56]  I think everybody's heard that story.
[01:31:59]  Don't want to talk about it.
[01:32:00]  All right.
[01:32:03]  Fucking, I don't even want to talk about it.
[01:32:05]  You know how many fucking millions I'd have right now?
[01:32:07]  Anyway, I don't want to talk about it.
[01:32:09]  All right.
[01:32:09]  Thank you very much for calling.
[01:32:12]  How about who else do we got here?
[01:32:16]  Shut up in the chat, dude.
[01:32:18]  All right.
[01:32:19]  You fucking piece of shit.
[01:32:21]  Look, I bought in at Amazon at eight bucks, okay, when it first came out.
[01:32:25]  $8.
[01:32:26]  Bought a humongous chunk of it.
[01:32:29]  And then 1999 came around, which was the crash of the dot-com boom era, and everything started contracting.
[01:32:38]  And I sold off Amazon at like 80, I don't know, 80 in change.
[01:32:43]  And I thought, hey, man, I made a fucking pretty good amount of money.
[01:32:47]  I'm glad I did that, et cetera.
[01:32:50]  Had I held on to Amazon, okay, and made it a long-term investment, okay, I think I'd have like 5 million bucks just on that investment alone.
[01:33:01]  I don't want to talk about it, dude.
[01:33:02]  Anyway, thank you for reminding me of that, by the way.
[01:33:05]  How about 918 Radio Graffiti?
[01:33:08]  Hey, ghost, how you doing?
[01:33:10]  It's Chicky Diggy in the chat.
[01:33:11]  What's up, dude?
[01:33:13]  Not much.

=== Fantasy Chat Call Setup Instructions (15:03) ===

[01:33:14]  Hey, I just want to tell you, I'm looking real forward to the debates you're going to cover.
[01:33:19]  I'm looking forward to them too, because, you know, that's where Trump is at his best, in my opinion.
[01:33:26]  Yeah, and we got nothing, absolutely nothing on Hayden Biden, man.
[01:33:31]  He's going to flub so much, man.
[01:33:34]  It's going to be hilarious, actually.
[01:33:36]  And I hope that when he flubs, that fucking Trump rubs it in his face and says, you see, you want to trust this guy?
[01:33:42]  He doesn't know whether he's here or not.
[01:33:45]  He doesn't know what he's talking about.
[01:33:47]  I mean, I think it's going to be a very interesting and entertaining debates, to say the least.
[01:33:52]  And I think that this is where Trump is going to pull ahead.
[01:33:55]  I mean, solidify his pull ahead.
[01:33:58]  I don't know if you read, but I read an article that they claim that Joe Biden is going to win with like 352 electoral votes or some bullshit like that.
[01:34:11]  I mean, they're still, they're doing the same thing they did in 2016 with Hillary with Biden, and it ain't going to work, dude.
[01:34:18]  It ain't going to work.
[01:34:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:34:20]  I was about to say, I was about to say it's going to be 2016 all over again.
[01:34:24]  No doubt in my mind.
[01:34:25]  Anyways, I want you to have a good night, man.
[01:34:27]  I'm looking forward to the show.
[01:34:30]  And also, don't let any of those people give you shit whenever they send you music and they say shit like it's anime shit, man.
[01:34:37]  It's it's if you if it's good music, it's good music.
[01:34:40]  Doesn't matter where it's from.
[01:34:42]  You know, don't let them give you shit.
[01:34:43]  You have a good night, man.
[01:34:44]  All right, dude.
[01:34:45]  Thank you very much, and I do appreciate it.
[01:34:46]  All right, look, how long have we been on here doing this?
[01:34:49]  We've been on here an hour and a half.
[01:34:51]  Let's end with Radio Graffiti with one or two more calls, and then let's, I guess, go to the date line because I don't want it to get too late.
[01:34:59]  Because when it gets too late, you can't find people on the date line and that sort of thing.
[01:35:03]  And by the way, I just purchased some more minutes on the date line, so everything's going to be okay.
[01:35:08]  So let's go ahead and take a couple more callers here.
[01:35:11]  How about who the fuck is this?
[01:35:12]  Ghost on Grinder, Radio Graffiti.
[01:35:15]  Pettus Radio Graffiti.
[01:35:17]  I downloaded Grinder so that I could be anally probed.
[01:35:21]  I'm a closet homo looking to get fucked.
[01:35:24]  I hope that you have one of those big-ass black dicks that you can just ram up my colon and tenderize that son of a bitch, okay?
[01:35:33]  If this sounds like something you're interested in, please get back to me.
[01:35:36]  Thank you.
[01:35:38]  Pettis, you fucking stupid piece of little fucking fucking stupid fucking shit.
[01:35:51]  All right, you fucking guys want to play like this?
[01:35:53]  All right.
[01:35:54]  That's the last radio graffiti call right there.
[01:35:57]  That's it.
[01:35:58]  Take it out of here.
[01:35:59]  Fucking get me out of this fucking radio graffiti bullshit.
[01:36:02]  All right.
[01:36:02]  Get it out of here.
[01:36:04]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:36:06]  I was going to take a couple more calls, but you can take that fucking fruity ass pettis, all right, for fucking splice.
[01:36:12]  That's an obvious splice, all right?
[01:36:14]  That's an obvious splice.
[01:36:16]  I would never say something as fucking fucked up like that.
[01:36:18]  So fuck you, Pettis.
[01:36:20]  All right.
[01:36:20]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:36:22]  All right.
[01:36:23]  I guess.
[01:36:24]  I guess we'll go ahead and start calling, I guess, for some dateline here.
[01:36:30]  How many people are ready for dateline?
[01:36:32]  All right.
[01:36:33]  All right.
[01:36:33]  Here, let me go ahead and what do I do here?
[01:36:36]  Let me go ahead and let me set this up right now for date line here.
[01:36:40]  Let me see.
[01:36:40]  Where the hell is all these connections?
[01:36:42]  You see, I wish the engineer was here.
[01:36:46]  I think we got everything.
[01:36:47]  Okay, let's go ahead and let's call some date line up in here.
[01:36:50]  All right.
[01:36:51]  All right.
[01:36:51]  I think I know how to do this without the engineer.
[01:36:54]  The engineer's got all these wires running here, and I just sometimes it confuses me to say the least.
[01:37:01]  All right.
[01:37:01]  All right.
[01:37:02]  Here it is.
[01:37:02]  Let's go ahead and call up here.
[01:37:05]  All right.
[01:37:05]  Are we there?
[01:37:08]  All right.
[01:37:10]  All right.
[01:37:10]  Now we are calling up the date line.
[01:37:12]  And if you're unfamiliar with this, I would strongly advise you all to go and spread this show around the internets and around the world because we are about to call a date line in hopes of either hooking up with some broad or, you know, who knows?
[01:37:26]  Maybe we'll do the erotic chat.
[01:37:28]  Who knows?
[01:37:29]  We'll see what's up here.
[01:37:30]  Let's go ahead and get to it.
[01:37:31]  All right.
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[01:40:33]  If you don't know who I am, please Google me.
[01:40:36]  White Nationalist Baked Alaska.
[01:40:39]  I'm a fairly attractive guy.
[01:40:41]  I'm actually looking to get on here because I'm kind of loosening my white nationalist ways.
[01:40:47]  And I'm looking for ethnic minority women so that I can no longer be affiliated with white nationalism.
[01:40:55]  I'm listed on the Anti-Defamation Leagues list as being an anti-Semite.
[01:41:00]  So if you happen to be a Jewish woman, that would be even better.
[01:41:03]  Anyway, I'm about six feet tall.
[01:41:06]  I've got blonde hair, blue eyes.
[01:41:08]  I've got a little bit of a Tom Selleck mustache.
[01:41:12]  I like to dye my hair a lot.
[01:41:14]  I like to wear those colored glasses to make myself look a little bit more cooler than I am.
[01:41:20]  I'm not well endowed, but I am a nice guy, okay?
[01:41:24]  And I play one on my live stream.
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[01:42:34]  Yeah, let's go with this for girl.
[01:42:36]  See, call us in the bar have a station.
[01:42:38]  College station.
[01:42:41]  All right, let's leave her a message.
[01:42:43]  To send an icebreaker, press, please.
[01:42:45]  Record your message.
[01:42:47]  Record act.
[01:42:48]  Hey, what's going on?
[01:42:49]  I just came across your message.
[01:42:52]  My name is Baked Alaska.
[01:42:53]  I'm actually an internet celebrity.
[01:42:55]  You can look me up on YouTube or Google, Baked Alaska, or you could put Baked Alaska white nationalist.
[01:43:03]  I'm no longer a white nationalist.
[01:43:06]  I'm actually looking for somebody that is black or a black woman.
[01:43:11]  I am very wealthy.
[01:43:12]  I am a great grifter.
[01:43:14]  I've made a lot of money grifting.
[01:43:16]  And I want a black or some kind of a you know dark-complexed woman next to me because I am a white man and a reformed white nationalist.
[01:43:25]  And if this sounds like something you're interested in, please get back.
[01:43:28]  I'm a submissive man.
[01:43:30]  So if you're a dominant woman, that's even better, okay?
[01:43:33]  Especially if you like to punish a white man for all the bad things that the white man has done.
[01:43:40]  I'm your guy, Baked Alaska.
[01:43:42]  Thank you.
[01:43:44]  Here's your message.
[01:43:45]  Press 1 at any time to send it with priority delivery, or press 2 for normal delivery.
[01:43:51]  Hey, what's going on?
[01:43:52]  I just came across your message.
[01:43:55]  My name is Baked Alaska.
[01:43:57]  I'm actually an internet celebrity.
[01:43:58]  You can look me up on YouTube or Google, Baked Alaska, or you could put Baked Alaska white nationalist.
[01:44:06]  I'm no longer a white nationalist.
[01:44:09]  I'm actually looking for somebody that is black or a black person.
[01:44:13]  All right, send it.
[01:44:14]  I am very wealthy.
[01:44:15]  Send it.
[01:44:17]  Two minutes will be deducted for each priority message you send.
[01:44:19]  Oh, I didn't mean to discharge and send your message.
[01:44:22]  I didn't mean to send it priority.
[01:44:23]  Press any other key to send it normally.
[01:44:26]  Message delivered.
[01:44:27]  I sent the bitch priority.
[01:44:29]  I am in search of a wonderful, strong-loving countryman that can take me and wrap me in his arms.
[01:44:37]  Oh.
[01:44:39]  Take me dancing.
[01:44:40]  Make me laugh.
[01:44:41]  And just have a lot of fun together.
[01:44:44]  I'm a 31-year-old female coming out of Texas.
[01:44:48]  Are you out there?
[01:44:49]  Yeah, here I am.
[01:44:50]  To send an icebreaker.
[01:44:52]  Here I am.
[01:44:54]  Yeah, well, here I am.
[01:44:56]  I'm Baked Alaska.
[01:44:57]  I'm that wild and kooky guy that you're probably wanting to go dance with.
[01:45:02]  I'm the kind of guy that'll serenate you outside of your bedroom window.
[01:45:07]  If you haven't heard of me, I'm actually an internet celebrity trying to use other methods and hoping to get coupled because the traditional ways of doing it, especially with an internet celebrity like me, isn't really working.
[01:45:20]  I will take you everywhere.
[01:45:21]  As a matter of fact, you can look me up.
[01:45:24]  I'm actually a streamer on YouTube.
[01:45:27]  I actually took a woman last night and she had, I don't know, like a big, you know, like kind of a big puffy eyeball as if she got backhanded by somebody who was black.
[01:45:40]  And I took her out for drinks and I had no problem.
[01:45:43]  I'm a very open-minded guy.
[01:45:45]  All right.
[01:45:46]  I mean, right now I'm with my friend Nick Little Dick Flente.
[01:45:50]  Say hi, Nick.
[01:45:51]  Hey, how you doing?
[01:45:53]  It's just me and my friend Baked Alaska here.
[01:45:56]  And, you know, I just wanted to make sure that, you know, he talks to a white woman and you sound like a very nice white woman.
[01:46:02]  So if you could please just get back to us, we'd really appreciate it.
[01:46:06]  All right.
[01:46:10]  Press one at any time to send it with me.
[01:46:12]  All right.
[01:46:12]  Just send it.
[01:46:16]  Hi.
[01:46:16]  How are you?
[01:46:20]  I'm sure 43 year old.
[01:46:23]  I'm in the line to make a friend.
[01:46:26]  This bitch.
[01:46:27]  What is this bitch?
[01:46:28]  What kind of goddamn fucking language is that?
[01:46:31]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:46:36]  Hey, how you doing?
[01:46:37]  Baked Alaska here.
[01:46:39]  I couldn't understand what you're saying because you sound like an immigrant.
[01:46:43]  You know, and look, I'm okay with immigrants now.
[01:46:45]  I used to be a white nationalist.
[01:46:47]  Google me, baked Alaska white nationalist, and I'm willing to make you legal if you could suck the sap out of my little sack, okay, dude.
[01:46:56]  Because I come from Alaska, we're always cold out there, and as a result, it kind of, I don't know, the penis kind of goes inward or something.
[01:47:04]  So get back to me.
[01:47:06]  I'm open-minded.
[01:47:07]  I'm no longer a white nationalist.
[01:47:09]  So get back to me, dude.
[01:47:10]  Baked Alaska.
[01:47:12]  Here's your message.
[01:47:14]  Message delivered.
[01:47:17]  Come on.
[01:47:19]  Meeting three board at home.
[01:47:21]  Don't have nothing to do.
[01:47:22]  Got a moment.
[01:47:24]  I'm lonely.
[01:47:25]  So why should I be?
[01:47:26]  All right, hold on.
[01:47:27]  Hold on.
[01:47:28]  Let me try something different.
[01:47:30]  Let me try something different.
[01:47:31]  Record your message.
[01:47:32]  Record.
[01:47:34]  Yeah, what's going on?
[01:47:34]  Baked Alaska here.
[01:47:36]  And you sound hot, baby.
[01:47:37]  Here, I want you to listen to me.
[01:47:39]  I'm rubbing little Alaska right now.
[01:47:42]  Listen to this.
[01:47:46]  Yeah, I'm rubbing Little Alaska right now.
[01:47:49]  So why don't you and me, you know, connect live and I'll give you the phone banging of your life, you know?
[01:47:55]  I mean, you can hear me whacking it here.
[01:47:59]  You can hear me whacking it.
[01:48:01]  So why don't we get together live and get a little nasty, huh?
[01:48:06]  I'm the kind of guy that'll watch you take it from other guys while I'm in the back of in a lampshade in the background waxing it like this.

=== Humiliating Fetish Content Requested (10:06) ===

[01:48:18]  Oh, yeah.
[01:48:19]  Oh, yeah.
[01:48:21]  Here's your message.
[01:48:22]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[01:48:28]  Yeah, what's going on, baked Alaska here?
[01:48:30]  And you sound hot, baby.
[01:48:32]  Here, I want you to listen to me.
[01:48:34]  I'm rubbing little Alaska right now.
[01:48:36]  Listen to this.
[01:48:39]  Yeah.
[01:48:41]  I'm not in Little Alaska right now.
[01:48:43]  So why don't you and me, you know, connect live and I'll give you the phone banging of your life, you know?
[01:48:49]  I mean, you could hear me whacking it here.
[01:48:54]  You can hear me whacking it.
[01:48:56]  So why don't we get it?
[01:48:59]  Send it.
[01:49:00]  Send it.
[01:49:03]  New caller.
[01:49:04]  Hey, I'm KB.
[01:49:05]  I'm WWM 30 years old.
[01:49:08]  And I don't know what I'm looking for here.
[01:49:11]  Jesus Christ.
[01:49:12]  I couldn't even understand it.
[01:49:13]  Live with this collar.
[01:49:14]  Press one to send an icebreaker.
[01:49:16]  Press one.
[01:49:17]  Please record your message.
[01:49:19]  Record after the tone.
[01:49:20]  Hit any key when you're done.
[01:49:23]  Hey, baked Alaska here.
[01:49:25]  I couldn't understand what you were saying, unfortunately, but I am interested.
[01:49:29]  I'm in the area.
[01:49:31]  If you don't know who I am, I'm an internet celebrity.
[01:49:33]  Google Baked Alaska white nationalist.
[01:49:36]  I'm not a white nationalist.
[01:49:38]  Everything they say about me is a lie.
[01:49:40]  That's why I'm on this line looking to talk to somebody.
[01:49:43]  I'm open-minded when it comes to the ethnic race of a woman.
[01:49:48]  Don't believe what they say about me.
[01:49:50]  Get back.
[01:49:51]  I'd like to talk to you.
[01:49:53]  Here's your message.
[01:49:54]  All right, just send it.
[01:49:55]  Message delivered.
[01:49:57]  Uh-oh.
[01:49:59]  Time is no longer being deducted from your membership.
[01:50:02]  Uh-oh.
[01:50:02]  Don't forget that your membership gives you access to red-hot premium features.
[01:50:06]  When you're at the main menu, press five for live one-on-one fetish and fantasy chat.
[01:50:11]  Fetish and fantasy chat.
[01:50:15]  Hi.
[01:50:16]  Fetish and fantasy chat.
[01:50:19]  We shall be friends and me.
[01:50:23]  Hey, what's up, guys?
[01:50:24]  My name's Nicole.
[01:50:26]  You know what?
[01:50:26]  Let's get to let's get to fantasy chat.
[01:50:28]  All right, let's get to fantasy chat.
[01:50:33]  There are 67 callers in your region.
[01:50:38]  No, oh, god, I gotta send you this message.
[01:50:41]  I got a message.
[01:50:43]  Hello, well, I would absolutely love to be serenaded from outside of my bedroom window.
[01:50:51]  Um, I am actually half white and half Hispanic.
[01:50:56]  Um, I also think that's very wonderful that you took a video last night.
[01:51:01]  I'll send two to connect live with this caller.
[01:51:05]  Press one.
[01:51:06]  I can't even understand this bro.
[01:51:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:10]  I can't even understand.
[01:51:14]  Please record your message.
[01:51:16]  Record after the tone.
[01:51:17]  Here.
[01:51:18]  Hit any key when you're done.
[01:51:20]  Hey, Baked Alaska here.
[01:51:22]  And I'm going to serenade you right now, okay?
[01:51:25]  All right, here.
[01:51:26]  Let me go ahead and do this.
[01:51:30]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away.
[01:51:38]  Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
[01:51:46]  Special.
[01:51:47]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away.
[01:51:54]  Hey, this year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
[01:52:03]  I'm serenading you, baby.
[01:52:04]  Baked Alaska.
[01:52:06]  Baked Alaska, baby.
[01:52:08]  All right.
[01:52:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:52:10]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[01:52:13]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[01:52:15]  Hey, Baked Alaska here.
[01:52:18]  And I'm going to serenade you right now, okay?
[01:52:21]  All right, here.
[01:52:21]  Let me go ahead and do this.
[01:52:26]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[01:52:30]  And the very next day, you gave it away.
[01:52:34]  Hey, this year to save me from tears.
[01:52:38]  I'll give it to someone.
[01:52:40]  All right.
[01:52:41]  All right.
[01:52:41]  Send it! Send it! Send it!
[01:52:46]  Jesus Christ, man!
[01:52:49]  Oh.
[01:52:51]  Monica.
[01:52:52]  Monica.
[01:52:53]  Has sent you this message.
[01:52:55]  Hey, Uncle John.
[01:52:57]  How are you?
[01:52:58]  I noticed it was you by your voice.
[01:53:01]  It's good to know that you're on and looking.
[01:53:03]  And I hope you do good.
[01:53:05]  And everything goes good for you.
[01:53:07]  Love you.
[01:53:08]  To connect live.
[01:53:09]  Who the hell is that?
[01:53:10]  Who the hell was that?
[01:53:11]  Was that Amanda?
[01:53:13]  Press two.
[01:53:14]  Skip message.
[01:53:15]  Press three to send an icebreaker.
[01:53:17]  Press one to send a message.
[01:53:19]  Press, please.
[01:53:19]  Record your message.
[01:53:21]  Record after the tone.
[01:53:22]  Hit any key when you're done.
[01:53:25]  Hey, how are you doing?
[01:53:26]  I have no idea who you are, but I'm baked Alaska.
[01:53:29]  And, you know, you kind of sound a little hot, so I would love to, you know, connect with you if that's possible.
[01:53:36]  I don't think I remember you.
[01:53:38]  You know, so anyway, let's continue.
[01:53:41]  Here's your message.
[01:53:42]  Press delivered.
[01:53:44]  You've heard the callers that are closest to you.
[01:53:46]  To hear other callers close to you who just left the line, invalid entry.
[01:53:51]  To hear other callers close to you who just left the line, press one.
[01:53:55]  Or for callers you can chat with right now from further away.
[01:53:58]  Press two.
[01:53:59]  Remember.
[01:54:00]  All right.
[01:54:00]  Come on.
[01:54:01]  You know what?
[01:54:02]  What's up, guys?
[01:54:03]  My name's Nicole.
[01:54:04]  You know what I'm going to do?
[01:54:05]  I'm going to go to the main menu and I'm going to talk.
[01:54:07]  Let's just have a naughty fetish broads talk to us.
[01:54:13]  To unblock all callers, press one to change your greeting.
[01:54:16]  Press two to leave the connector.
[01:54:18]  Press three to repeat these choices.
[01:54:20]  All right.
[01:54:21]  Time is no longer being deducted from.
[01:54:23]  All right, here it is.
[01:54:26]  Main menu.
[01:54:27]  If you're ready to turn your hottest fantasies into reality, press 1.
[01:54:31]  To buy membership time, press 2.
[01:54:33]  To go to your message box.
[01:54:34]  Press 3.
[01:54:35]  For information on free trials and using our system.
[01:54:38]  Press 4.
[01:54:39]  For something a little hotter, press 5.
[01:54:41]  Here we go.
[01:54:42]  Let's go with something a little hotter.
[01:54:44]  Press 8.
[01:54:45]  For live one-on-one hot talk, press 1.
[01:54:47]  Or try our purple.
[01:54:48]  The heat exchange is a premium live one-on-one service, and your membership will be charged three times the regular rate.
[01:54:54]  Three times!
[01:54:55]  Sound good to you?
[01:54:56]  Then press 1 to accept, and let's get started.
[01:54:58]  All right, let's do it.
[01:54:59]  Let's do it.
[01:55:00]  Time is now being deducted from your membership.
[01:55:02]  Let's do it.
[01:55:03]  You're setting up your call now.
[01:55:04]  Once you're connected, you can go back to hearing greetings from local ladies at any time by pressing the pound key twice.
[01:55:10]  Please hold while we connect you to the heat exchange.
[01:55:14]  All right, let's do it.
[01:55:18]  Now you can listen to all girls online and pick the one that turns you on the most.
[01:55:22]  All right.
[01:55:22]  Remember, anytime you want to return to the main menu, just hit the pound key on your touchstone phone.
[01:55:28]  Press one to listen to all the horny girls now available online, describing themselves in vivid ways.
[01:55:34]  Okay.
[01:55:35]  It catches you off and connect with her live.
[01:55:38]  Or if you're in a hurry, then simply press two to talk to our next available girl.
[01:55:42]  Or if you know the extension of the girl you'd like to speak to, then press three now.
[01:55:46]  No matter what you press, you win, baby.
[01:55:49]  Let's press one.
[01:55:53]  Hi, Vinny.
[01:55:54]  How are you doing?
[01:55:55]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:56]  I'm so horny.
[01:55:57]  Oh, shit.
[01:55:58]  I play with my pussy right now.
[01:56:01]  I just got a brand new outfit.
[01:56:04]  And I've got to tell you.
[01:56:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:56:08]  Uh, should we skip this or connect?
[01:56:10]  I've been playing with them.
[01:56:12]  They're so hot.
[01:56:15]  And they like to both play with me.
[01:56:17]  And, you know, if you're into Vicarious or a tranny.
[01:56:24]  Oh, she's a tranny.
[01:56:26]  Let's connect! Let's connect! Let's connect!
[01:56:35]  Please call me back. Let's connect!
[01:56:38]  ...so horny, baby, for you. ...
[01:56:43]  Get back to me.
[01:56:44]  All right, here it is.
[01:56:49]  What do I press?
[01:56:51]  Press one to hear the next girl's description.
[01:56:53]  Press two to hear the current description again.
[01:56:56]  Press nine to connect to this girl now.
[01:56:58]  Let's connect to the tranny.
[01:57:00]  Time to go back to the main menu.
[01:57:03]  Let's connect.
[01:57:05]  Remember, just hit the start key at any time to return to the main menu.
[01:57:12]  Here we go!
[01:57:27]  How are you doing?
[01:57:28]  Hey, how are you doing, huh?
[01:57:31]  Oh, I'm doing great.
[01:57:33]  I'm doing better now, though.
[01:57:35]  That's great.
[01:57:36]  What can you use me?
[01:57:37]  My name, You can just call me Captain Awesome.
[01:57:42]  Captain Awesome, all right.
[01:57:44]  Mrs. Kirsten.
[01:57:45]  Kirsten, thank you.
[01:57:47]  I understand that you're a transgender.
[01:57:52]  Yes.
[01:57:53]  That's awesome because I'm kind of in the closet about that sort of thing.
[01:57:58]  And my biggest fantasy would be for, like somebody who's a tranny to put me in some kind of like, kind of like a chassity on my cock and balls and then parade me around like you know, like the queer I am, and expose me to the world and say hey, this is Captain Awesome, he he's, he's a, he's a faggot, he likes it up the ass.

=== Force Feeding Fantasies Described (14:03) ===

[01:58:24]  And everybody's laughing at me and I'm being humiliated and they're saying, oh my god, Captain Awesome, what the hell's your problem?
[01:58:31]  And I'm just saying she is my master, she is my mistress and just please do whatever she says.
[01:58:38]  And I just want to be humiliated like that.
[01:58:42]  Okay, and so how about if I were to put on a piece of like a cage type of thing so you couldn't get, you know, you couldn't get your cock out, or oh yeah, it's kind of, oh yeah yeah, I like that, I love that.
[01:58:58]  And also I you know also what I love I'd, I'd love for you to pretend that I'm like morbidly obese, even though I'm not.
[01:59:06]  I mean unfortunately, it's one of my fantasies to be like really morbidly obese and you're morbidly obese and we're having, like you know, some kind of sex, food type, fetish thing going on.
[01:59:20]  Okay so oh, we're kind of like eating and stuff like that yes, and then we start having like playing around and then we're eating some more and you know, we're just gorging ourselves, oh yes oh, you don't understand how that fucking turns me on.
[01:59:36]  It turns me on so, so much to hear somebody that just wants to gorge and and just have like a buffet table of all kinds of different uh you know different kinds of foods and just force feed me.
[01:59:50]  Force feed me, you know, oh yeah, and we can get you some pies and cakes and cheesecakes and pizza and taco Bell and just gorge you.
[02:00:02]  Oh yes, oh this yes, oh yes, and make you eat all that stuff in front of us ah, and you're gonna like it and you're just gonna stuff you ah ah ah, oh yeah, I fucking love it.
[02:00:20]  Yeah, are you jerking your cock, baby?
[02:00:24]  Oh yeah, i'm jerking it here, i'm jerking it now, yeah.
[02:00:33]  Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh my god yeah yeah, even though you're not really morbid, you're morbidly obese.
[02:00:41]  But just think you could be.
[02:00:43]  You know, I can make you like just crave and just eat all that and just shut it in your mouth.
[02:00:48]  Oh yes, oh yeah, and just like, force feed me.
[02:00:52]  Just force feed me please, and just and just humiliate me while you're force feeding me.
[02:00:58]  Oh oh yeah, look at him like he's just a big fat old plump and he's a freaking faggot and i'm gonna make fun of him and i'm gonna force this through his lips or he's gonna sing.
[02:01:13]  Quit doing it.
[02:01:15]  Oh yeah, make you just swallow every bit of it.
[02:01:18]  Oh, force me to swallow it.
[02:01:19]  Say captain Awesome, force me, you're forced to swallow this.
[02:01:23]  You're forced to swallow it Captain, Awesome, you're forced to swallow this.
[02:01:30]  Yes, Captain Awesome, you are forced to swallow this.
[02:01:33]  Oh, awhile.
[02:01:34]  Oh, you fucking faggot.
[02:01:36]  Oh, I'm a faggot.
[02:01:38]  Oh, I'm a faggot.
[02:01:40]  Oh, yeah, keep telling me.
[02:01:43]  Keep telling me, please.
[02:01:45]  I need it.
[02:01:47]  You're a faggot.
[02:01:48]  You need some cock.
[02:01:50]  Oh, yes, I do.
[02:01:51]  You need some cock.
[02:01:52]  I do, I do.
[02:01:54]  Aw.
[02:01:55]  You're a faggot.
[02:01:56]  You need my cock.
[02:01:57]  Oh, yeah, I need your cock.
[02:02:00]  I need your fucking cock.
[02:02:01]  Ah.
[02:02:02]  Ah, ah.
[02:02:03]  Oh, yeah.
[02:02:04]  Yes.
[02:02:05]  Come on, baby.
[02:02:06]  Yes, say.
[02:02:07]  You feel like Mr. McGill has a fucking hard on.
[02:02:11]  Yeah, you faggot.
[02:02:12]  Oh, yes.
[02:02:14]  I'm a faggot.
[02:02:16]  Oh, God.
[02:02:18]  Ah!
[02:02:23]  Oh, I've never had cock before.
[02:02:24]  No, Captain Awesome has never had cock.
[02:02:27]  Oh, God.
[02:02:29]  Oh, but you want to be forced to get eat all that food and then have a fucking fuck festival.
[02:02:36]  Yes.
[02:02:38]  Yes, I do.
[02:02:38]  I want you to force it in my ass.
[02:02:41]  I want you to force it up my full colon.
[02:02:43]  Oh, yeah.
[02:02:45]  You want the food up there, colon?
[02:02:47]  You want my cock of your cock?
[02:02:48]  I want your cock and I want it just you pressurizing my full colon while you're pounding.
[02:02:54]  Oh god.
[02:02:56]  Oh, God.
[02:02:59]  This was my fucking big cock.
[02:03:02]  And it's gonna hurt like a son of a bitch.
[02:03:05]  Oh god.
[02:03:07]  Oh yeah, just fucking ram it in there.
[02:03:10]  Fucking ram it in there.
[02:03:13]  Just fucking ram it.
[02:03:14]  Ah!
[02:03:16]  Ah!
[02:03:17]  Fucking ram it.
[02:03:22]  Oh, I'm a faggot!
[02:03:24]  Ahhhhhh!
[02:03:26]  Ahhhhhh!
[02:03:29]  Keep pounding, dude!
[02:03:30]  Just keep on.
[02:03:31]  Just fucking ram it.
[02:03:33]  Oh.
[02:03:37]  One, two, three.
[02:03:40]  Mary, so I...
[02:03:55]  You love it, Tommy, you love it.
[02:03:56]  Yeah, I fucking love it.
[02:03:58]  Captain Awesome.
[02:03:59]  Captain Awesome loves it.
[02:04:00]  Captain Awesome loves it.
[02:04:02]  Ah!
[02:04:03]  Captain Awesome.
[02:04:05]  Ah!
[02:04:06]  You're a good faggot.
[02:04:07]  Ah, I'm good.
[02:04:09]  I'm a good.
[02:04:10]  I'm a good faggot.
[02:04:12]  Ah!
[02:04:15]  Captain Awesome.
[02:04:17]  Yes, Captain Awesome.
[02:04:19]  Oh, God.
[02:04:22]  Fucking ram it.
[02:04:23]  Just fucking force it.
[02:04:24]  Just force me.
[02:04:25]  Pull my hair.
[02:04:27]  Pull my hair.
[02:04:27]  Call me a dirty fucking whore.
[02:04:29]  Oh, God, yes.
[02:04:31]  Dirty whore.
[02:04:32]  Dirty fucking whore you are, Captain Awesome.
[02:04:35]  Oh, yeah, God.
[02:04:37]  I'm fucking loving this.
[02:04:38]  I'm loving it.
[02:04:39]  Oh, you wanna you wanna take out your cock?
[02:04:43]  You wanna take out your cock, huh?
[02:04:44]  You wanna take out your cock?
[02:04:45]  Put a fist in my ass.
[02:04:47]  Put a fist up my ass right now.
[02:04:49]  Just fist fist pump me.
[02:04:55]  Oh!
[02:04:57]  Just fist pump my ass.
[02:05:01]  Yes, I'm fisting and I'm fisting it.
[02:05:03]  Yes, I am.
[02:05:04]  Oh, Captain Awesome.
[02:05:06]  Oh, you love being fisted, don't you?
[02:05:08]  Tell me you love being fisted.
[02:05:09]  I fucking love being fisted.
[02:05:11]  Captain Awesome loves being fisted.
[02:05:19]  You're going to have somebody fisty kept on.
[02:05:22]  Yes. Yes. Yes.
[02:05:23]  Yes!
[02:05:25]  Fist me!
[02:05:26]  Fist me, please.
[02:05:30]  Oh, Captain Awesome.
[02:05:38]  Oh, yes.
[02:05:41]  Oh, yes.
[02:05:42]  I am a faggot.
[02:05:45]  Yeah i'm a fucking faggot ahhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FIST MY ASC anyone How about if I piss in your ass?
[02:06:00]  Oh, fuck your ass over here.
[02:06:02]  Oh, yes.
[02:06:03]  Oh, you're going to piss in my asshole.
[02:06:05]  Oh, yes.
[02:06:06]  Oh, yes.
[02:06:07]  Piss in my asshole.
[02:06:12]  Oh, yes.
[02:06:13]  Do it.
[02:06:14]  Piss in my shit funnel.
[02:06:19]  Oh, Captain Autism is getting pissed in.
[02:06:24]  Oh, I feel the piss!
[02:06:26]  I'm Captain Arthur.
[02:06:28]  I'm feeling tinkling in your ass.
[02:06:35]  Oh, God.
[02:06:36]  Oh, my God.
[02:06:38]  You're so dirty.
[02:06:39]  I love it.
[02:06:39]  You're so fucking dirty.
[02:06:41]  I love it.
[02:06:42]  Oh.
[02:06:45]  You want to turn around and piss in my asshole?
[02:06:47]  Oh, you're going to let me piss in your asshole?
[02:06:53]  Okay.
[02:06:54]  Spread those fucking cheeks open and let me see that fucking hole gape open wide.
[02:06:59]  All right.
[02:07:00]  Here, I'm about to fucking piss in your ass.
[02:07:03]  Oh, here I go.
[02:07:08]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:08]  I'm really tired.
[02:07:12]  Oh, yeah.
[02:07:13]  Captain Autism is pissing in your ass.
[02:07:16]  OH I'M PISSING IN YOUR AASS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES YES!
[02:07:29]  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oh god... oh- Oh, yes.
[02:07:37]  Oh, that was good piss.
[02:07:39]  Good piss in your ass.
[02:07:40]  That was a good piss in your ass.
[02:07:42]  Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, God.
[02:07:49]  All right.
[02:07:51]  All right.
[02:07:52]  That was getting a little freaky.
[02:07:53]  All right.
[02:07:58]  Oh, God.
[02:08:00]  Oh, God.
[02:08:04]  Okay.
[02:08:05]  All right.
[02:08:09]  What?
[02:08:13]  Let's do it.
[02:08:14]  The heat exchange is a premium live one-on-one service.
[02:08:16]  All right.
[02:08:17]  Let's do it.
[02:08:17]  We charge three times the regular rate to experience it.
[02:08:21]  Sound good to you?
[02:08:22]  Then press one to accept.
[02:08:23]  And let's get started.
[02:08:24]  Press any other key to catch.
[02:08:26]  Time is now being deducted from your membership.
[02:08:28]  All right.
[02:08:29]  Let's do this.
[02:08:30]  Once you're connected.
[02:08:31]  Let's do it.
[02:08:34]  Let's do this.
[02:08:39]  The heat exchange.
[02:08:41]  Let's do it.
[02:08:43]  Now you can listen to all girls online and pick the one that turns you on the most.
[02:08:47]  Remember, if at any time you want to return to the main menu, just hit the pound key on your touchstone phone.
[02:08:53]  Press one to five all the horny girls now available online.
[02:08:57]  Let's do it.
[02:08:58]  Let's do it.
[02:09:00]  Hi, honey.
[02:09:01]  How you doing?
[02:09:02]  Oh, my God.
[02:09:03]  Hey, we just talked to this one.
[02:09:05]  How do I skip?
[02:09:08]  How the fuck do I skip a new outfit and I've got to tell you, oh my God.
[02:09:14]  We just talked to this tranny who wanted me to piss in her shit funnel and wanted to piss in my shit funnel.
[02:09:21]  How do I, how do I fucking, how do I skip over?
[02:09:25]  And, you know, if you're into a curious or a tanny.
[02:09:30]  Press nine, all right.
[02:09:32]  I just love what press one to hear the next girl's description.
[02:09:36]  Press two to hear the current description, I guess.
[02:09:38]  Let's go.
[02:09:38]  Let's go.
[02:09:39]  Next one.
[02:09:40]  Hi, this is Adriana.
[02:09:42]  And I'm a sweet girl with big, beautiful, bouncy teddies and the tastiest cupcake pussy.
[02:09:48]  And I'm looking for a daddy who can make me cream my panties.
[02:09:51]  Jesus Christ.
[02:09:53]  I can make my little bitch.
[02:09:55]  Either way, I'm looking forward to making you come.
[02:09:58]  Call me at 5333.
[02:10:00]  Hey, hey, whoa, whoa!
[02:10:02]  Press one to hear the next girl's description.
[02:10:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:10:06]  To hear the current description again.
[02:10:08]  Hello, my name is Andrea.
[02:10:10]  Okay.
[02:10:10]  I just got done working in my garden.
[02:10:12]  I love planting vegetables, flowers, and other things.
[02:10:17]  I'm a brown-skinned girl.
[02:10:19]  My hair is colorful.
[02:10:20]  I have long, beautiful, long legs.
[02:10:23]  I'm a slender bill.
[02:10:24]  I'm looking for someone that likes to show affection and attention, and that's outgoing.
[02:10:30]  If you want to learn more about me...
[02:10:32]  The fuck are you talking about?
[02:10:33]  You're...
[02:10:33]  You're a phone sex whore.
[02:10:35]  Press one to hear the next girl's description.
[02:10:38]  Cross two to hear the current description again.
[02:10:41]  Hi, I'm Selena, a dirty, naughty housewife.
[02:10:46]  Johnny's gone.
[02:10:47]  He's left me all alone this weekend.
[02:10:50]  He left me the Visa card, so I'm going to go to the adult bookstore and maybe I can play in the glory hose.
[02:10:59]  Would you like to come and play with me?
[02:11:02]  Connect with me and I Jesus Christ.
[02:11:05]  I'll be good.
[02:11:07]  Or bad.
[02:11:08]  I don't know.
[02:11:09]  We'll see.
[02:11:11]  Cross one to hear the next desk.
[02:11:13]  I'm going to hear the next one.
[02:11:15]  I'm going to hear the next one.
[02:11:17]  Hi.
[02:11:19]  It's Trish.
[02:11:21]  I want to start off by letting you know that I'm quite different than most of the women that are on this line.
[02:11:29]  I'm not some itty bitty twig, nor am I a very young woman.
[02:11:37]  I am a mature woman with curves.
[02:11:42]  A fatty!
[02:11:43]  Perfect!
[02:11:44]  Perfect!
[02:11:45]  Let's do it!
[02:11:47]  Captain Awesome is gonna love he loves fatties.
[02:11:49]  Let's do it.
[02:11:50]  And enjoy.
[02:11:51]  Let's do it.
[02:11:56]  One of the biggest turn-ons for me is a man that knows what he likes.
[02:12:04]  So if you decide to connect with me, I'd love for you to tell me what you want.
[02:12:13]  Okay, I'll tell you what I want.
[02:12:14]  Or I want you to.
[02:12:16]  I want you to keep eating, Fatty.
[02:12:19]  Keep eating.
[02:12:20]  If you're in the mood.
[02:12:25]  For some straight vanilla.

=== Pony Roleplay and Gas Requests (15:59) ===

[02:12:27]  All right.
[02:12:27]  Let's.
[02:12:28]  Can we connect to this bitch?
[02:12:30]  Shut up.
[02:12:30]  You've sold me.
[02:12:31]  How do I connect to this whore?
[02:12:33]  Maybe some little play.
[02:12:35]  Or spice it up a bit more with some taboo.
[02:12:40]  Whatever that might be.
[02:12:42]  Whether you're submissive or you're dominant.
[02:12:45]  A switch or well, whatever.
[02:12:50]  Just shut up, Fatty.
[02:12:54]  I'm hoping to have some fun.
[02:12:57]  Let's chat.
[02:12:58]  Let's do it.
[02:13:00]  You are now being connected.
[02:13:01]  And remember, just hit the star key at any time to return to the main menu.
[02:13:05]  Go hello.
[02:13:23]  Hey, what's going on?
[02:13:24]  How you doing, captain awesome here.
[02:13:26]  How you doing hello copy, captain awesome, i'm doing well, I won't go there.
[02:13:35]  I'm doing great, you're doing great.
[02:13:37]  Well, that's great.
[02:13:37]  I heard that you were a nice, voluptuous woman, which I love, a woman with curbs and uh, that's something that I find very attractive.
[02:13:46]  Uh, another thing that I find very attractive is a woman that's very curvaceous.
[02:13:52]  Uh, I have a little bit of a pony fetish.
[02:13:54]  Are you familiar with that?
[02:13:55]  By any chance?
[02:13:59]  I think I should probably ask a little bit more about that.
[02:14:02]  Yeah, I have a pony.
[02:14:04]  Yeah, instead of yeah, instead of assuming okay.
[02:14:07]  Well, let me explain.
[02:14:08]  Okay, I like to pretend that you're like a uh character from the cartoon My Little Pony and and I, i'd like for you to be like a big, voluptuous character for my little pony, and i'd like for you to be like a sexualized pony.
[02:14:24]  You know that's showing me her pony, her pony puss, you know.
[02:14:28]  You know you're kind of wiggling your kind of rump around showing your pony puss, and I love your voluptuous curves.
[02:14:35]  Yeah absolutely, and I, and what i'd like for you to do is i'd like for you to be like, you know, like a My little pony character and then coming on to me and pretending that you want to have sex with me.
[02:14:49]  Oh, I like that, you like that.
[02:14:52]  Oh, that's great.
[02:14:53]  I was thought I was going to freak you out or something, because you know, I I try to get women on the internet to try to do this for me and they kind of you know, call me some kind of a freak show.
[02:15:03]  They say captain awesome, I can't believe that you would even be going there.
[02:15:07]  You know, you're my little pony character, but there's something very erotic about those ponies, especially how cute, cute they're they're, they're animated and you know I I just could only imagine being like, you know, a cartoon man, finding one of these ponies and then just getting right in back of it and raping one of these ponies.
[02:15:28]  You know well, they're so short to the ground, their ass is nice and rounded, there's a whole lot to them.
[02:15:39]  Okay great, I would love that, can you?
[02:15:43]  Uh, how big are your hooves?
[02:15:44]  Do you have like big hooves?
[02:15:48]  I do?
[02:15:49]  Oh great, I love big hoofs.
[02:15:52]  Do you touch your?
[02:15:53]  Like pony puss with the big hoof?
[02:15:55]  And, you know, get a little aroused and stuff a little aroused.
[02:16:01]  Definitely, just enjoy circling it a little bit and playing with that song.
[02:16:06]  Oh yeah, that's it.
[02:16:08]  That's what I love.
[02:16:09]  I love voluptuous ponies.
[02:16:11]  And what i'd like to do to you, while you have your hoof, whacking your clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack, I would love to feed you food, feed you copious amounts of food, while you're playing with your pony puss with the hoofs so open wide open, wide here.
[02:16:30]  Here's, here's some.
[02:16:31]  What are you gonna feed me?
[02:16:33]  I'm gonna feed you uh, wolf brand chili so that when, once it digests in your stomach, i'm gonna tickle you a little bit and and I want you to pass gas as a result of that so I can sniff and kind of get that whiff going on.
[02:16:51]  You want to smell that, man, don't you?
[02:16:53]  I love it.
[02:16:56]  Yeah.
[02:16:57]  Oh, God, yes.
[02:16:58]  Oh, my God.
[02:16:59]  Yes.
[02:17:00]  I want to smell, I want to smell that aroma.
[02:17:03]  I want to smell that aroma.
[02:17:05]  So, after I constantly feed you Wolf Brand chili, it's all gurgling in your stomach.
[02:17:10]  I'm also going to have you wash it down with some beer.
[02:17:13]  And then when I tickle you, I want you to, you know, just start passing gas.
[02:17:19]  And I just want my nose to be right there and just smell the aromas.
[02:17:24]  And that'll actually get me erect, if you will.
[02:17:30]  Ooh, okay.
[02:17:34]  Yeah.
[02:17:34]  Yeah.
[02:17:36]  I'm going to play with myself somewhere.
[02:17:40]  Yeah, that's it.
[02:17:41]  And I'll open my mouth and you can see me that chili.
[02:17:46]  Yes, here, here.
[02:17:47]  Open wide.
[02:17:48]  Here's some chili down the gullet, baby.
[02:17:51]  Here it is, my little pony.
[02:17:54]  Oh, here you go.
[02:17:56]  There, here.
[02:17:57]  Open wide again.
[02:17:58]  A nice big spoonful.
[02:18:00]  There you go.
[02:18:01]  Ah, oh, yeah.
[02:18:02]  Here's some wolf bran chili.
[02:18:04]  Here you go, baby.
[02:18:05]  Here, don't make a mess.
[02:18:07]  And if you're gonna make a mess, I'm gonna have to, you know, maybe make you eat that mess as well, my little pony.
[02:18:14]  You get it?
[02:18:15]  Yeah.
[02:18:16]  Oh, I get it.
[02:18:18]  Yeah.
[02:18:18]  Yeah.
[02:18:20]  Here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tickle you now.
[02:18:22]  I'm gonna tickle you now now that you have all this in your belly.
[02:18:26]  Tickle, tickle.
[02:18:28]  Go ahead and pass gas.
[02:18:32]  Go ahead and pass gas.
[02:18:35]  Are you?
[02:18:36]  Ah, ah, yes.
[02:18:38]  That's what I'm talking about, please.
[02:18:41]  I can smell it.
[02:18:44]  Ah, yes.
[02:18:46]  I can smell it.
[02:18:47]  I could smell that remnants of that wolf bran chili that you just stuffed down that hole.
[02:18:53]  Oh, yeah.
[02:18:55]  Ah.
[02:18:58]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:00]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:01]  Do you like Italian food?
[02:19:02]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:04]  I'd love to feed you some Italian food.
[02:19:07]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:08]  Oh, you like it here?
[02:19:10]  Open wide.
[02:19:10]  I'm going to feed you some ravioli here.
[02:19:13]  Open wide.
[02:19:15]  Ah.
[02:19:18]  Yeah.
[02:19:19]  Here, I got some more Italian food.
[02:19:21]  Here's some faggioli here.
[02:19:23]  Open wide.
[02:19:24]  Ah.
[02:19:26]  Ah, yeah.
[02:19:27]  Oh, God.
[02:19:29]  Come on.
[02:19:29]  I want to hear some more gas, please.
[02:19:31]  Let's have some more gas.
[02:19:33]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:34]  Come on.
[02:19:35]  Just let it out.
[02:19:36]  Just let it all the faggioli.
[02:19:39]  Just let it.
[02:19:40]  Yeah.
[02:19:41]  Ah.
[02:19:45]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:46]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:48]  Oh, I love those pony farts.
[02:19:50]  Oh, it stinks.
[02:19:57]  Oh, it stinks.
[02:19:59]  Ah, ah.
[02:20:03]  Oh, God.
[02:20:04]  Oh, God.
[02:20:05]  Yes.
[02:20:06]  Yes.
[02:20:07]  Here.
[02:20:07]  Open wide.
[02:20:12]  Here, I'm whacking it.
[02:20:13]  Let me whack it.
[02:20:17]  Oh, yeah.
[02:20:18]  Oh, yeah.
[02:20:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:20:22]  Yes.
[02:20:23]  Yes, please.
[02:20:24]  She loves it.
[02:20:25]  She loves it.
[02:20:26]  Open wide.
[02:20:27]  Oh, yeah.
[02:20:32]  Oh.
[02:20:37]  Oh.
[02:20:38]  Oh, yes.
[02:20:39]  Oh, yeah.
[02:20:40]  Here's some more faggioli.
[02:20:42]  Open wide.
[02:20:43]  Open wide.
[02:20:44]  Oh, yeah.
[02:20:45]  Here.
[02:20:45]  More gas, more gas, more gas, more gas, more gas.
[02:20:49]  Oh, yeah.
[02:20:56]  Oh, I could smell it.
[02:21:01]  I'm smelling that gas.
[02:21:02]  I could smell the faggioli mixed with the wolf brand chili.
[02:21:07]  Yeah, I could smell it.
[02:21:09]  I could smell it, please.
[02:21:11]  Huh?
[02:21:11]  Here, I'm gonna serenade you.
[02:21:14]  Oh, God, yes.
[02:21:15]  I want to serenade you.
[02:21:16]  I want to serenade you.
[02:21:17]  Are you ready?
[02:21:18]  Here.
[02:21:19]  My little pony, my little pony, my little pony.
[02:21:27]  Had you like that, my little pony?
[02:21:29]  Did you like that, baby?
[02:21:30]  Did you like that, my fatty pony?
[02:21:33]  Oh, yes.
[02:21:35]  Oh, oh, yeah.
[02:21:38]  Now, what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna do the old Bill Clinton on you.
[02:21:41]  You know what I'm talking about?
[02:21:42]  I'm gonna stick a cigar and use your pony puss as a humidor.
[02:21:47]  Okay, so open wide.
[02:21:49]  Here we go.
[02:21:50]  Here it is.
[02:21:51]  Open up.
[02:21:53]  Here it is.
[02:21:54]  I'm sticking this cigar in your twat.
[02:21:57]  Oh.
[02:22:01]  Yeah, you like that.
[02:22:02]  Yeah.
[02:22:05]  Oh, yeah.
[02:22:07]  Oh, I'm using your cunt as a humidor.
[02:22:10]  Oh, yes.
[02:22:11]  Oh, yes.
[02:22:12]  And then I want to pull it out and I'm going to smoke the cigar.
[02:22:15]  I'm going to pull it out.
[02:22:16]  I'm going to smoke the cigar.
[02:22:17]  And what I want to hear you, I want to hear you gallop like a horse.
[02:22:21]  And I want you to go as I stick my cock in your pony puss.
[02:22:28]  I want you to go every time I'm giving you some pump action back and forth on that pony piss.
[02:22:35]  I want to hear.
[02:22:37]  Okay.
[02:22:37]  Oh, yeah.
[02:22:40]  Oh, yeah.
[02:22:42]  Oh, yes.
[02:22:44]  Oh, yes.
[02:22:45]  Here I go.
[02:22:45]  I'm pumping that fucking pony ass.
[02:22:48]  Let's hear it again.
[02:22:49]  Ah, yeah.
[02:22:52]  Ah!
[02:22:54]  Oh, yeah.
[02:22:56]  Pumping.
[02:22:57]  I'm pumping.
[02:22:58]  I'm pumping.
[02:22:59]  Ah!
[02:23:01]  Oh, yeah.
[02:23:02]  Captain Awesome knows what he's doing, doesn't he, baby?
[02:23:05]  Captain Olsen knows what he's doing!
[02:23:07]  Yes, I will!
[02:23:08]  Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah, yeah.
[02:23:17]  Yes! Yes! Yes!
[02:23:19]  Keep that.
[02:23:19]  keep on oh yes Oh, you're such a dirty little pony.
[02:23:31]  You're such a dirty little pony!
[02:23:34]  Ah! Ah! Moo! Moo! Moo!
[02:23:39]  Oh, yes! Oh!
[02:23:43]  Okay, I want you to stick.
[02:23:45]  I want to stick.
[02:23:46]  I want you to stick one of those big hooves of yours.
[02:23:48]  One of those big voluptuous hooves of yours right in my asshole.
[02:23:52]  All right.
[02:23:53]  Stick that fucking hoof in my asshole right now.
[02:23:56]  I'm spread open.
[02:23:58]  I'm gaping open right now.
[02:24:00]  Stick that hoof in my asshole.
[02:24:03]  Oh, here.
[02:24:06]  Yes, yes.
[02:24:07]  Yes.
[02:24:09]  Oh, I could feel it.
[02:24:11]  I could feel the hoof.
[02:24:16]  Oh, God.
[02:24:19]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.
[02:24:30]  Oh, yes!
[02:24:34]  Oh, yes.
[02:24:35]  Come on.
[02:24:36]  Keep it going.
[02:24:41]  Oh, oh, yes.
[02:24:43]  Keep it going.
[02:24:44]  Come on, bitch.
[02:24:45]  Keep it going.
[02:24:47]  Move!
[02:24:48]  Yes!
[02:24:49]  Yes!
[02:24:50]  Oh, yes!
[02:25:00]  Lalalalalalalalalalalalala Oh, you dirty pony bitch!
[02:25:08]  I love you.
[02:25:09]  Oh, my God.
[02:25:11]  Oh, God, Tara.
[02:25:12]  Tara Strong's got nothing on you, you dirty bitch.
[02:25:18]  Oh, God.
[02:25:20]  Oh, no.
[02:25:24]  Ah!
[02:25:35]  Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
[02:25:44]  I'm sorry, dude.
[02:25:45]  I'm sorry.
[02:25:49]  All right.
[02:25:50]  I think that's enough, dude.
[02:25:51]  I think that's enough.
[02:25:53]  All right.
[02:25:54]  I think that's about it.
[02:25:58]  Oh, my God.
[02:26:00]  Oh, my God.
[02:26:01]  What chicks will do for money?
[02:26:02]  You see that?
[02:26:04]  All right.
[02:26:05]  That's one.
[02:26:05]  We'll try our personalized.
[02:26:07]  All right.
[02:26:08]  We're going to end this.
[02:26:12]  Oh, my God.
[02:26:14]  All right.
[02:26:15]  All right.
[02:26:16]  That's enough.
[02:26:16]  We're ending that shit.
[02:26:17]  My apologies to everybody out there who just tuned into this broadcast and is asking themselves, what the actual fuck did I just listen?
[02:26:28]  Well, that's our new character, Captain Awesome, who obviously likes fat pony shit.
[02:26:34]  And, you know, as you can hear, you know, he's all into it for Christ's sake.
[02:26:42]  All right, folks.
[02:26:43]  All right.
[02:26:44]  All right.
[02:26:44]  Let me get my bearings straight here.
[02:26:47]  Let me give you a give me something to drink.
[02:26:49]  All right.
[02:26:54]  Oh, my God.
[02:26:55]  And shut up.
[02:26:55]  I'm not a fucking clopper, you idiot.
[02:26:57]  Jesus Christ.
[02:26:58]  It's all in good fun.
[02:27:00]  All right.
[02:27:01]  It's all in good fun for Christ's sake.
[02:27:03]  All right.
[02:27:04]  Give me something to drink.
[02:27:07]  Ah, good stuff.
[02:27:08]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:27:10]  I'm sorry.
[02:27:10]  All right.
[02:27:10]  Let's go ahead and take some diamonds here because I've been neglecting the diamonds.
[02:27:14]  So let's go ahead and do so here.
[02:27:16]  A lot of diamonds came in, by the way.
[02:27:18]  Who do we got here?
[02:27:19]  We got Defeat Jehudi.
[02:27:21]  Oh, no, hold on.
[02:27:22]  I think we've got even more people here.
[02:27:24]  Good God, dude.
[02:27:25]  There's a lot of people.
[02:27:27]  And man, Skunkler, my apologies, dude.
[02:27:29]  I didn't see you with the one, two, three, four diamonds.
[02:27:33]  My apologies with the 713.
[02:27:35]  Cheers to Skunkler.
[02:27:38]  Jesus Christ, I skipped a lot of one here, man.
[02:27:40]  My apologies to everybody out here.
[02:27:42]  We're going to get to them right now.
[02:27:44]  We've got Cold Aderic.
[02:27:45]  Thank you, Trump, for giving my community.
[02:27:47]  I go fuck off.
[02:27:48]  Paul Peto Donino dropped the diamond and said, white nationalists that like Trump, Trump loves Jews.
[02:27:54]  Oh, okay, great.
[02:27:55]  We've got Ghost of Reacting Andy.
[02:27:57]  Excuse me.
[02:27:58]  Call on 201.
[02:27:59]  I have some City Pop to play for you.
[02:28:01]  Sorry, I didn't get to it.
[02:28:02]  Blackworm said to that caller, do psychedelics.
[02:28:06]  It'll help you.
[02:28:08]  We've got Blackest Baby, answer 816.
[02:28:12]  I think I did answer 816, if I'm not mistaken.
[02:28:14]  We've got C. Kyle 1488.
[02:28:16]  BT is a meth head N-word.
[02:28:19]  We've got Feminist Socialist with a diamond, real audio.
[02:28:23]  And of course, Skunkler, my apologies with the 713 diamonds.

=== Sunburst Unicorn Raid Attempted (15:18) ===

[02:28:26]  Cheers to Skunkler.
[02:28:28]  Colder Derek dropped the diamond and said that $500 billion will grow the nation as a whole.
[02:28:34]  And Cold Adare dropped another diamond and said, the black businesses will be American business.
[02:28:39]  Okay, great.
[02:28:40]  Defeat Jehudi dropped the diamond and said Trump and Maxwell is normal too.
[02:28:44]  Fuck off.
[02:28:45]  Skunkler dropped a diamond and said, I can see a penis on that green troll.
[02:28:50]  What the fuck, ghost?
[02:28:51]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about there, Skunkler.
[02:28:53]  We've got Feminist Socialist dropping a diamond and said, Of course, you'll connect to a tranny.
[02:28:58]  Hey, hey, hey, it was fun.
[02:29:00]  All right.
[02:29:01]  And by the way, Captain Ought, awesome, excuse me, was the one that was calling.
[02:29:05]  It wasn't me.
[02:29:06]  AzZD ghost, you can't just dox can't abuser like that.
[02:29:10]  Ah, dude, come on, man.
[02:29:11]  Goth nerd chick dropped the diamond and didn't say anything.
[02:29:14]  Thank you, goth nerd chick.
[02:29:16]  Buck shot 433 dropped a diamond and said, make it stop.
[02:29:20]  Switch the channel, dropped a diamond and said she kind of sounds like the phone tree lady.
[02:29:27]  Whoever the hell that is.
[02:29:28]  Thank you very much.
[02:29:29]  They're switched the channel.
[02:29:30]  C. Kyle 1488 drops a diamond and says Dallas stars pulled a win out for out of their ass.
[02:29:36]  I didn't realize that.
[02:29:37]  Buck shot 433.
[02:29:38]  At least we're not speaking German.
[02:29:41]  The West is lost.
[02:29:44]  I think he's talking about the things that y'all just heard as it pertains to the date line that we just called.
[02:29:50]  We got Kamunga Strikes.
[02:29:52]  Did I just hear Ghost make a Tarzan yell?
[02:29:57]  Y'all heard that too, man.
[02:29:58]  Cheers to Kamunga Strikes.
[02:30:00]  Ann and Philly dropped a diamond.
[02:30:02]  You deserve this for making me laugh that hard.
[02:30:04]  Thank you, Ann and Philly.
[02:30:06]  We got Colda Derek, George, George, George, George of the Trannys.
[02:30:10]  Yeah, thanks a lot, Colda Derek.
[02:30:12]  We've got Suck Duck for Quack dropping a diamond saying, cheers.
[02:30:15]  Thank you, Suck Duck for Quack.
[02:30:17]  The boy Jake dropped a diamond and said, Sweet cringe RP with Mrs. Ghost, dude, laughing my ass off.
[02:30:25]  We got AzZ dropping a diamond saying that was the sounds that make when you want to die by ghost.
[02:30:33]  Thank you, Azz Ed.
[02:30:34]  Kami Cat dropped a diamond, bro.
[02:30:36]  You just posted cringe.
[02:30:38]  Yeah, okay.
[02:30:39]  We got Kami Cat dropping another diamond.
[02:30:42]  You're going to lose the subscribers.
[02:30:44]  No, I'm not.
[02:30:44]  What are you talking about?
[02:30:46]  That was family entertainment.
[02:30:48]  And just, hey, Tijuana Genius just dropped a diamond and said, family entertainment brought to you by ghosts.
[02:30:55]  I mean, I'm bringing people family entertainment out here.
[02:30:58]  What are you talking about?
[02:31:00]  And Sancho 13 dropped the diamond and said, my girlfriend was asleep, but woke up and heard.
[02:31:09]  All right, folks.
[02:31:10]  All right.
[02:31:11]  Now, I think that, you know, we got a lot of donos that have come in, unfortunately, you know, because we're going to be up all night listening to these things.
[02:31:20]  So I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to get to the doughnuts here in just a second.
[02:31:25]  I would like to raid somebody because I know a lot of you folks out there have been telling me to raid this and raid that, but I don't think anybody out here is worth a raid out here.
[02:31:36]  I don't think anybody's out here worth the raid.
[02:31:38]  Hold on, let me let me see this person.
[02:31:40]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:31:42]  All right.
[02:31:43]  You know what?
[02:31:43]  Let's raid.
[02:31:44]  Yeah, let's raid somebody.
[02:31:45]  How about let's raid Attila?
[02:31:47]  How about that?
[02:31:47]  Let's raid Attila.
[02:31:49]  All right.
[02:31:50]  Attila just got his eye bloodied by OG Geezer in a drunken fight.
[02:31:55]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:31:56]  Here it is right here.
[02:31:58]  Except for OG Geezer.
[02:32:01]  Oh, my God.
[02:32:02]  What kind of talk show is this?
[02:32:05]  And by the way, why is OG Geezer here?
[02:32:07]  He's in the same home as Attila.
[02:32:09]  Are you a reading chat, by the way?
[02:32:10]  I guess I'm not.
[02:32:11]  I mean, he's in the same home as Attila.
[02:32:13]  Yeah, there's a lot of fucking Zobizi shit in the chat right now.
[02:32:19]  I do life chat.
[02:32:21]  Yeah, is this Art Hammond?
[02:32:23]  Hey, is this Art Hammond right here?
[02:32:25]  What the hell, Art Hammond?
[02:32:28]  What the hell, Art Hammond?
[02:32:30]  And what's up to switch the channel?
[02:32:32]  Quetzal Cold, Flaming Creations, Mr. Naggy Generation.
[02:32:37]  We've got Missika, Mihao, Moan Kitty.
[02:32:43]  He has a history of flashing pornography.
[02:32:46]  No, no, no.
[02:32:49]  What's up, Nihao?
[02:32:50]  What up, I'm a machine?
[02:32:52]  What up, Kay?
[02:32:53]  They're okay.
[02:32:54]  You have to do it.
[02:32:55]  You have to do it.
[02:32:56]  He's also known to show his.
[02:32:57]  What up, I'm a machine?
[02:32:59]  What up, Bozo the Tard?
[02:33:02]  So, how's everybody?
[02:33:04]  This looks like Arn Hammond right here.
[02:33:06]  I'm good, man.
[02:33:08]  How's everything going?
[02:33:09]  I don't know if that lower region has pants on.
[02:33:12]  Oh, you want to see it?
[02:33:13]  Oh, no, don't, dude.
[02:33:15]  Don't do it.
[02:33:16]  There you go.
[02:33:17]  Oh, don't do it.
[02:33:19]  Don't do it.
[02:33:20]  What's up, Pettis?
[02:33:22]  What up, Mr. Person?
[02:33:24]  What up, Barry Blackberry?
[02:33:26]  What up, Sean Rushford?
[02:33:27]  What up, Combat Man?
[02:33:28]  Happy merchant.
[02:33:30]  Tomoco, Kurioko, Josh.
[02:33:32]  What up, dude?
[02:33:37]  Keep the hands off, fucking minimized.
[02:33:40]  What up, Corpus Christie Capital?
[02:33:44]  What up, Fox McCloud?
[02:33:49]  Look what you've done to Zobiza.
[02:33:52]  Oh, my God, dude.
[02:33:53]  I mean, is this content really?
[02:33:58]  Is this really content?
[02:34:01]  Yeah, he's a shit here.
[02:34:03]  And you're not.
[02:34:06]  Are you kidding me, man?
[02:34:08]  So Bezi has no ethics.
[02:34:09]  He's a shit heel.
[02:34:10]  Just like you.
[02:34:11]  Nightlife, you're a shitheel, too.
[02:34:13]  Stop interrupting.
[02:34:14]  You're up and rising shit.
[02:34:18]  Why are you going at the beach?
[02:34:21]  This stream is a little cringe, right?
[02:34:24]  All right, look, I'm going to leave this in about 30 seconds, okay?
[02:34:29]  I'm going to leave this in about 30 seconds.
[02:34:31]  This is kind of no content Andy's here.
[02:34:35]  How are you going to do that?
[02:34:36]  Do I have to explain where the shit heels again?
[02:34:39]  Did everybody get the definition?
[02:34:40]  No.
[02:34:41]  You won't do that.
[02:34:42]  Dude, Jesus Christ, this is cringe, dude.
[02:34:45]  I have a question.
[02:34:48]  Heel is your definition.
[02:34:50]  Yeah, stripes, shirt.
[02:34:51]  I'm leaving now.
[02:34:52]  Okay.
[02:34:54]  I'm leaving now.
[02:34:55]  Get out of here.
[02:34:55]  I'm leaving now.
[02:34:56]  This shit sucks.
[02:34:58]  Get out.
[02:34:59]  Get him out.
[02:35:00]  Jesus Christ.
[02:35:01]  Is there anybody else?
[02:35:02]  Is there any EBZ on?
[02:35:04]  Look at EBZ.
[02:35:06]  He doesn't.
[02:35:07]  He didn't really appreciate our last raid, by the way.
[02:35:10]  So, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
[02:35:19]  Hey, EBZ, are you broadcasting us from a potato?
[02:35:22]  Dude, Jesus Christ on this pixelization.
[02:35:24]  All cylinders, like you said.
[02:35:26]  Dude, what the fuck, dude?
[02:35:28]  I mean, what happened to EBZ here?
[02:35:33]  What happened to EBZ?
[02:35:35]  That leg about to bleed.
[02:35:38]  All right, never mind.
[02:35:39]  This guy's done.
[02:35:41]  Get him out of here.
[02:35:42]  Get him out.
[02:35:44]  We can't even see him, dude.
[02:35:45]  He can't even fucking...
[02:35:47]  Oh, God.
[02:35:48]  All right.
[02:35:49]  Look, I'm going to see one more streamer.
[02:35:51]  How about I don't know.
[02:35:54]  I don't know who else to raid, dude.
[02:35:55]  There's nobody else that I would want to raid that is worth the shit, that deserves any of this shit.
[02:36:00]  I'm not raiding baked Alaska.
[02:36:02]  Fuck that guy.
[02:36:03]  All right.
[02:36:05]  All right.
[02:36:05]  The guy who used to work for BuzzFeed, for fuck's sake.
[02:36:08]  All right.
[02:36:10]  Anyway, let me go ahead and let me read some diamonds here.
[02:36:14]  We've got Sancho 13.
[02:36:17]  I think we already said that one.
[02:36:18]  Common Cat dropped the diamond and said, ghost is female to male tranny confirmed.
[02:36:21]  Yeah, fuck off.
[02:36:23]  Feminist socialist said, raid the Saturday Night Troll.
[02:36:27]  The Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[02:36:29]  I want an autist to spurg out.
[02:36:32]  Y'all want me to go into my own chat room and see what's going on?
[02:36:36]  I mean, people have been asking me, hey, ghost, you should make the chat room a session.
[02:36:40]  You should make it a segment on the show.
[02:36:43]  I don't know if we should do that.
[02:36:45]  I don't know.
[02:36:46]  I think it's very dangerous.
[02:36:48]  And I really don't want the Saturday Night Troll Show Go Show chat room.
[02:36:51]  Look at everybody.
[02:36:52]  Yeah, do it, dude.
[02:36:54]  Do it.
[02:36:56]  Oh, Christ.
[02:36:58]  All right.
[02:36:58]  Let's go ahead and do it.
[02:36:59]  Let's see if anybody will actually come on here.
[02:37:03]  Okay.
[02:37:04]  Let's see if it happens.
[02:37:05]  All right.
[02:37:05]  What do we got here?
[02:37:07]  Let's see if it actually, if we can actually get people to come in.
[02:37:10]  All right.
[02:37:11]  What do we got here?
[02:37:11]  We've got, hold on, I got to take some of these here.
[02:37:17]  All right.
[02:37:17]  Here it is right here.
[02:37:18]  Hold on.
[02:37:19]  What is this shit?
[02:37:20]  What is this?
[02:37:22]  Hold on just one second here.
[02:37:24]  I got to scroll through some shit here because I got a little bit of a cringe.
[02:37:30]  You know, some people in here are somewhat cringe, unfortunately.
[02:37:34]  All right.
[02:37:35]  I'm going to go ahead and get into the chat room and let's see if we can get Sunburst in there.
[02:37:42]  Here, let me go ahead.
[02:37:43]  I'm in there.
[02:37:44]  Hey, what's going on?
[02:37:46]  What's going on, everybody in here?
[02:37:47]  What's up, dude?
[02:37:49]  Yo, what's up, ghost?
[02:37:51]  Hey, what's up?
[02:37:52]  Hey, what's up?
[02:37:52]  Hey, does anybody know if Sunburst is here or is he still with us?
[02:37:57]  Oh, wow.
[02:37:58]  What a grim way to put it.
[02:38:00]  Yo, I think he's in here.
[02:38:03]  Yeah, I'm in here.
[02:38:04]  I'm right here, dude.
[02:38:06]  No, I was saying Sunburst.
[02:38:07]  I don't think he's online.
[02:38:08]  Hey, Sun.
[02:38:09]  Somebody ping Sunburst here, okay?
[02:38:11]  Because I want to make sure he's okay, dude.
[02:38:17]  To me a moment ago.
[02:38:19]  All right.
[02:38:19]  Well, we'll see what happens.
[02:38:20]  Anyway, believe it or not, people actually want me to have.
[02:38:27]  What the hell is going on?
[02:38:29]  Who the hell is that?
[02:38:31]  Hey, ghost, what's up?
[02:38:33]  Hey, what's up, dude?
[02:38:34]  Listen, is Sunburst here?
[02:38:35]  Because I want to talk to Sunburst.
[02:38:36]  Everybody wants to know if Sunburst is still around.
[02:38:39]  They're concerned about that.
[02:38:40]  Yeah, I mean, we pinged him three times.
[02:38:44]  Doesn't look like it, but he'll probably come back.
[02:38:47]  He's playing WWE 2 Dodge.
[02:38:49]  Oh, look at his fucking profile playing WWE 2K19.
[02:38:54]  Oh, my God.
[02:38:55]  Come on.
[02:38:56]  Give me a break.
[02:38:58]  Put down the fucking goddamn video game and come to the chat room.
[02:39:03]  Everybody wants to know if you're okay.
[02:39:05]  Here I am.
[02:39:06]  I was concerned that he was going to fucking kill himself.
[02:39:09]  I come into the chat room and this guy is like, yeah, ghost.
[02:39:12]  Nah, I don't feel like coming to the chat room right now.
[02:39:15]  What I'm doing is I'm playing.
[02:39:16]  Oh, he's here.
[02:39:17]  He's here.
[02:39:17]  He's here.
[02:39:18]  Okay, great.
[02:39:18]  Thank you.
[02:39:19]  Hey, Sunburst.
[02:39:20]  How are you doing?
[02:39:20]  Stop playing ghosts.
[02:39:21]  I'm here, Ghost.
[02:39:22]  I'm here.
[02:39:25]  Is that Sunburst?
[02:39:26]  Is that you?
[02:39:29]  No, that wasn't Sunburst.
[02:39:31]  Sunburst, you there, bro?
[02:39:34]  Hey, Sunburst, are you there, man?
[02:39:37]  Yes, I'm here.
[02:39:39]  Are you okay?
[02:39:40]  Are you going to off yourself in any capacity?
[02:39:43]  Off yourself.
[02:39:44]  That wasn't him either.
[02:39:47]  Sunburst, you actually there, seriously, bro?
[02:39:50]  Yeah, I'm right here.
[02:39:52]  Hey, there's Sunburst.
[02:39:54]  Listen.
[02:39:55]  Listen, Sunburst.
[02:39:56]  The reason I'm here is because everybody out there wanted to make sure that you didn't fulfill any kind of hurting of yourself or other people.
[02:40:04]  All right.
[02:40:05]  So I want you to just tell everybody out there who's listening that you're not doing anything like that.
[02:40:10]  All right.
[02:40:12]  All right.
[02:40:13]  I'm doing great.
[02:40:14]  Thanks, Ghost.
[02:40:17]  Ever since you told me to kill myself yesterday, it's never been the same.
[02:40:21]  And I just think I'm going to kill myself now.
[02:40:24]  Man, dude, don't do that, dude.
[02:40:26]  Listen, we're trying to talk to Sunburst here.
[02:40:29]  And now you're out there trying to sound like him.
[02:40:31]  That's messed up, dude.
[02:40:32]  That's messed up.
[02:40:34]  Sunburst, seriously, are you okay?
[02:40:36]  Everybody out there that listens to the broadcast wants to know if you're okay, dude.
[02:40:40]  Seriously, all right?
[02:40:42]  Yeah, I'm perfectly fine, Ghost.
[02:40:44]  I'm just listening to the show and you know, playing some video games.
[02:40:47]  Yeah, I saw that you were playing WWE, uh, what is it, 2K19?
[02:40:54]  Yeah, you know, well, who's your favorite uh wrestler that wrestles around in underwear?
[02:41:03]  Well, I mean, I've always been a fan of the attitude errors have to say stone cold, stone cold, stone cold, stone cold.
[02:41:12]  Hey, uh, hey, Sunburst, uh, hey, Sunburst, stop playing video game wrestling and come naked wrestling with me.
[02:41:18]  Wrestle with me naked in mud wrestle.
[02:41:20]  Come on, let's do it.
[02:41:21]  Let's wrestle naked together, bro.
[02:41:23]  Come on, Sunburst.
[02:41:23]  Let's do it.
[02:41:25]  Oh, my.
[02:41:26]  Just be careful.
[02:41:27]  That's a lot to wrestle.
[02:41:32]  Are you calling Art Hammond a fat ass?
[02:41:36]  I am a fat-ass nigga!
[02:41:43]  I cannot believe it!
[02:41:47]  Look, look, look, everybody, just calm down.
[02:41:48]  I really am serious about Sunburst.
[02:41:52]  He's become somewhat of a focus of attention of everybody who listens to the broadcast.
[02:41:57]  And I'd like for you all to, or just you, Sunburst, to reassure everybody that you're okay.
[02:42:03]  You're not going to do anything.
[02:42:04]  You're not going to hurt yourself.
[02:42:05]  Okay.
[02:42:06]  Because there's a lot of people that are concerned that are listening to the broadcast.
[02:42:09]  So are you or are you not?
[02:42:11]  Are you okay?
[02:42:12]  Let's put it that way.
[02:42:13]  Are you okay?
[02:42:15]  Yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
[02:42:17]  I haven't done anything, you know, life-threatening.
[02:42:20]  I won't do anything life-threatening.
[02:42:21]  I swear on the name of God, I'll never do that again.
[02:42:24]  So, okay, so you're swearing on the name of God that you're never going to do that again.
[02:42:30]  Are you sure?
[02:42:30]  Because, you know, you know, a lot of people, a lot of people in here were messaging me, at least in this chat room, that were saying that I shouldn't have come in and I shouldn't have stopped you.
[02:42:41]  And it would have been like one less brony or something.
[02:42:47]  I'm sure.
[02:42:48]  I'm never doing something like that again, ghost.
[02:42:51]  Listen, you can't swear to God.
[02:42:52]  He doesn't believe in God.
[02:42:53]  You have to swear to capitalism.
[02:42:56]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:42:57]  How the hell do you know what God I worship there, Esriel?
[02:43:02]  It's actually Jewish, but I'll let them know.
[02:43:04]  I'm sorry, Ghost.
[02:43:05]  I'm just trying to jack off the goat pussy right now, and I don't need your lap.
[02:43:09]  All right.
[02:43:12]  That was a shot at Ezreal right there, dude.
[02:43:19]  Hey, Esriel, you're going to say anything?
[02:43:20]  You just, you know, somebody just said, hey, whacking off the goat pussy right now.
[02:43:24]  See you later.
[02:43:26]  Dude, I'm slamming that puss every day.
[02:43:28]  I don't know what to say.
[02:43:29]  You just point out facts.
[02:43:30]  What am I supposed to say to that?
[02:43:33]  You're a sick son of a bitch, dude.
[02:43:34]  Seriously.
[02:43:35]  So, how hard are you fucking the hard are you fucking that goat puss?
[02:43:39]  Dude, one of my left, my left nut is shriveled up right now.
[02:43:42]  I'm working on my right one right now.

=== Goat Pussy Masturbation Confession (15:40) ===

[02:43:44]  Can I join you?
[02:43:45]  Can I join you?
[02:43:46]  Are you sure it's not some Lance Armstrong situation?
[02:43:48]  Because that don't sound normal.
[02:43:51]  No, it's like a deflated balloon.
[02:43:53]  Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
[02:43:57]  Let me join you.
[02:43:58]  I want to go Allahu Ekbar on that pussy.
[02:44:00]  Yeah, you want to fucking spit roast this goat, my guy?
[02:44:03]  Oh, yeah.
[02:44:03]  Allahu Ekbar.
[02:44:04]  Let's fucking do it.
[02:44:06]  Hey, Arn Hammond, this is slumber.
[02:44:08]  Would you mind shoving it up my ass?
[02:44:10]  Why not?
[02:44:11]  Sure, I'll do it.
[02:44:12]  I'll shove it up your ass, baby.
[02:44:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:44:15]  Oh, my God.
[02:44:17]  Get back to the show.
[02:44:20]  Oh, my God.
[02:44:24]  Thank you.
[02:44:28]  Spaghetti.
[02:44:29]  Spaghetti.
[02:44:30]  Jesus.
[02:44:31]  No, now I'm going to go.
[02:44:32]  FINGER MY ASSHOLE FINGER MY ASSHOLE FINGER MY ASSHOLE FINGER MY ASSHOLE FINGER MY ASSHOLE FINGER MY ASSHOLE FINGER MY ASSHOLE Now you're listening to the sounds of hell.
[02:44:45]  THAT'S GOOD TO GO ANYTHING YEARS TO DADY YEARS YEARS YEARS BAN ALL Alaska YOU GUYS CHOP I'M BEHIND YOU NGGER! NGGER!
[02:45:01]  R.I.M.C. R.I.M.C. R, I.M.C. TAH. NO.
[02:45:14]  Hey, what the fuck, and who the fuck did that?
[02:45:18]  Who the fuck just did that?
[02:45:23]  Who the fuck just did that?
[02:45:25]  I am a nigger faggot.
[02:45:26]  Woo!
[02:45:31]  Who the fuck just did that?
[02:45:35]  WWWWW.
[02:45:41]  All right, let me get back to this show.
[02:45:43]  I'm getting back to the show.
[02:45:45]  Fuck this.
[02:45:45]  Get yourself shit out of here.
[02:45:48]  Don't leave us.
[02:45:49]  Don't leave us.
[02:45:49]  No, no, no, no.
[02:45:52]  What the fuck are you, Thomas?
[02:45:54]  Get out of here.
[02:45:55]  Get it out of here for fuck's sake.
[02:45:57]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:00]  Anyway, and we got a couple of more diamonds that came in.
[02:46:05]  And we've got Comme Cat, I think, who said hashtag show the chat room.
[02:46:10]  I don't want to show the chat room, dude.
[02:46:12]  All right.
[02:46:12]  I mean, it's bad enough that you all have to hear it.
[02:46:16]  I mean, that's what I got to deal with on a consistent basis.
[02:46:18]  Commend the cat said another diamond and said, hashtag chatroom PC shot or riot.
[02:46:24]  Yeah, right.
[02:46:25]  Sancho 13 dropped a diamond and said, shout out to Paco and Handsome Andrew, whoever the fuck that is.
[02:46:32]  C Kyle 1488 dropped the diamond and says, tell Beefy Titch that I said N-word baguette, that he's an N-word baguette.
[02:46:40]  My bad.
[02:46:42]  And we've got Black Worm who just dropped the diamond and said, and this is why I haven't joined the chat, guys.
[02:46:47]  Well, yeah, it is a lot of drama in there, to say the least, folks.
[02:46:52]  A lot of drama.
[02:46:53]  All right.
[02:46:54]  Anyway, now that we have had the chat pause, or actually, not the chat pause, the donos paused, I'm going to go ahead and unpause the donos.
[02:47:04]  And the donos that are going to come up are the ones that came in as the show started to now.
[02:47:11]  And then once those donos are fulfilled, we're going to go back and you know, we're going to replay the donos that came in before the show.
[02:47:18]  All right.
[02:47:19]  Does everybody get it?
[02:47:20]  Got it?
[02:47:21]  Good.
[02:47:21]  Here we go.
[02:47:22]  Let's go ahead and let's take off the donos are paused.
[02:47:27]  And here we go.
[02:47:28]  Let's go ahead and let's do this.
[02:47:30]  Here he is.
[02:47:33]  Boat.
[02:47:33]  All right.
[02:47:34]  Boats in the house.
[02:47:35]  What's going on to boat?
[02:47:37]  Boats in the house.
[02:47:40]  I said I want the trunk.
[02:47:44]  You know, I've had it on my backlog to replace my monthly coffee deliveries with this.
[02:47:49]  But now that you mention coffee, I should go ahead with some of this.
[02:47:53]  I think you should.
[02:47:54]  I'm going to start drinking coffee, boat.
[02:47:56]  And hey, we got a back-to-back by boat here.
[02:47:59]  Once again, we're reviewing the donos that came in as the show started.
[02:48:03]  All right.
[02:48:06]  I mean, these guys look more deserving of our money than Starcucks.
[02:48:11]  All right, I'll take a look at it, Bo.
[02:48:12]  Cheers to you.
[02:48:13]  And there's Horatio Nelson, who actually called up during Radio Graffiti and was taking a piss or something.
[02:48:20]  I said I want the truth!
[02:48:26]  Okay.
[02:48:27]  Horatio Nelson didn't play because I think he gave a choice.
[02:48:31]  Here's Black Worm.
[02:48:32]  Regarding my previous video, Dono, I'm sorry you had to watch that rambling guy.
[02:48:38]  I only wanted you to watch that creepy Big Brother UK blood ritual.
[02:48:42]  You're right.
[02:48:42]  They took down the original video, so that's the best I could find.
[02:48:46]  At any rate, I suggest you guys look it up.
[02:48:50]  Well, thank you, Blackworm.
[02:48:51]  I do appreciate it.
[02:48:52]  It was rather bizarre, the Big Brother UK blood ritual and using blood and, you know, organs from animals and shit.
[02:49:00]  That's fucking ridiculous.
[02:49:01]  And let me read the Horatio Nelson dono that the text-to-speech bitch forgot.
[02:49:06]  He said, Allah was very happy with your sacrifice of the rock, the rock hair axes.
[02:49:12]  Now, Republican Jesus wishes for his audience or for his sacrifice, excuse me.
[02:49:19]  If you do not sacrifice the gophers, you must face his wrath.
[02:49:25]  Animal sacrifice or Jesus' wrath.
[02:49:27]  Dude, what's your problem, Horatio?
[02:49:29]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:49:30]  Anyway, we'll get to your dono soon enough.
[02:49:33]  Here's blank.
[02:49:35]  All right, whoever the hell this is.
[02:49:37]  Blank.
[02:49:38]  My sister my daughter.
[02:49:40]  I said I want the truth.
[02:49:44]  Let's see what blank.
[02:49:45]  Pretty funny.
[02:49:46]  Skip to 1220.
[02:49:47]  All right, we'll take a look at it there, Blank.
[02:49:49]  Here's Dr. Goldstein.
[02:49:51]  Welcome live home entertainment.
[02:49:53]  Oh, my God.
[02:49:54]  Hello, piggy bitch.
[02:49:56]  Your lovely nurse, Jessica, is sick because of you, probably.
[02:49:59]  Oh, great.
[02:50:00]  So it looks like I'm gonna be babysitting you tonight.
[02:50:02]  Since it's just you and me, I can tell you how much of a shriveled-up fatty you are.
[02:50:07]  Oh, great.
[02:50:08]  Get off that PC and onto your toenail.
[02:50:10]  It's tonal, idiot.
[02:50:12]  I didn't buy it.
[02:50:13]  And what is this, Raid Vosh?
[02:50:15]  Who the fuck is Vosh?
[02:50:17]  Who the fuck is that?
[02:50:18]  I don't even know who the hell that is.
[02:50:20]  Vosh, who the hell is that?
[02:50:22]  Here's the happy merchant.
[02:50:24]  What's going on to the happy merchant?
[02:50:27]  My sister, my daughter.
[02:50:30]  I said I want the happy merchant, member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[02:50:34]  Here's some smooth music.
[02:50:36]  You might want to take a hit.
[02:50:37]  Cheers.
[02:50:38]  I'm going to take more than a hit there, Happy Merchant.
[02:50:40]  Cheers to you, man.
[02:50:41]  Local live home.
[02:50:42]  And what is this?
[02:50:43]  Pick up Barack Obama.
[02:50:45]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:50:46]  I'm going to pick up somebody named Barack Obama on the radio graffiti.
[02:50:50]  Yeah.
[02:50:50]  Okay, pal.
[02:50:52]  Okay.
[02:50:52]  Local live home.
[02:50:53]  And what is a slag with a meat bag?
[02:50:55]  Hey, ghost, where have you been?
[02:50:57]  I miss you.
[02:50:58]  Should bring back your hotline and have some fun with sluts with nuts.
[02:51:02]  Sluts with nuts.
[02:51:03]  That's great, dude.
[02:51:04]  That's great.
[02:51:05]  Dolls with balls, by the way.
[02:51:07]  Here's Texas Martyrs Are Forever.
[02:51:09]  You're right.
[02:51:10]  I had a few pints of Henry Hotspur's hard cider.
[02:51:13]  I picked an inconvenient time to sing the Star-Spangled Banner, so I'll call it a night.
[02:51:19]  I too am sickened at the fact that much of anime is oversexual, yet they say it's for all ages.
[02:51:24]  I know.
[02:51:25]  WTO.
[02:51:26]  I completely agree with you, dude.
[02:51:28]  I completely agree with you.
[02:51:29]  And take a look at this.
[02:51:31]  Prince MP just bought Troll Established 1999 shirt.
[02:51:36]  Cheers to Prince MP, man, buying a troll established 1999 shirt, baby.
[02:51:42]  All right.
[02:51:43]  Cheers to you, man.
[02:51:44]  Thank you for purchasing merch.
[02:51:46]  And we've got a couple, actually, several two buckers by Sancho 13.
[02:51:50]  Sancho 13 dropped two bucks and said, hey, chat, can someone mirror this show?
[02:51:54]  D-Live is buggy as fuck with Chromecast.
[02:51:58]  Now, Ghost, I got some problems with you.
[02:52:00]  Firstly, for every great Genesis game you can think of, I can think about four or five Super Nintendo.
[02:52:07]  Yeah, okay, great games.
[02:52:09]  All right, whatever, dude.
[02:52:10]  All right.
[02:52:11]  Whatever.
[02:52:11]  Let's get to Sancho and his next two bucker.
[02:52:14]  He said, secondly, your taste is shit.
[02:52:16]  Irish whiskey is great.
[02:52:18]  Green spot, yellow spot, red breast, T-Ling, West Cork, Tula Moore, Dew, Obcoberfest are also an amazing style of beer.
[02:52:26]  Dude, Irish whiskey tastes like the poverty that the Irish have always encapsulated.
[02:52:32]  No offense to my muck shovel and Mick friends out there.
[02:52:35]  All right.
[02:52:36]  Anyway, Sancho dropped another two bucks and said tombstone pizzas are not the best, but they are pretty all right when you add extra shredded cheese on top.
[02:52:46]  Also, CRSR is at around $14.80 first end of the day.
[02:52:54]  You lied and said, look, listen, the bottom line is, is that CRSR is a major long-term holding, and that is Corsair, by the way, because they're already a multi-billion dollar company.
[02:53:07]  I mean, they didn't really need to go public.
[02:53:09]  All right.
[02:53:10]  They only went, obviously, they went public to get even more capital, but still, I'm a buyer.
[02:53:14]  I'm actually using a Corsair i-160 to broadcast on this broadcast.
[02:53:20]  I don't know the hell you're talking about.
[02:53:22]  We've got Sancho 13.
[02:53:24]  He said, I do appreciate you doing your show and have turned people on to you.
[02:53:30]  The internet is a disappointing place now.
[02:53:32]  Ralph imploded.
[02:53:34]  Dick Masterson is a pedo defender now.
[02:53:36]  Jim has cancer, but you're still with me.
[02:53:40]  Quit missing shows, you bitch.
[02:53:43]  Tired of that.
[02:53:44]  All right, great.
[02:53:45]  All right.
[02:53:46]  Mind you, I do 10-hour plus shows every time I'm on, but and are you talking about Jimmy?
[02:53:51]  Are you talking about Mr. Metalcore?
[02:53:52]  Mr. Metal Core has cancer, dude?
[02:53:56]  I hope he's all right.
[02:53:57]  You know, that sucks if that's for real, but we'll, you know, this is the internet.
[02:54:02]  It's kind of hard to believe, you know, because people have faked so much shit.
[02:54:06]  But if Mr. Metal Core does have cancer, well, then, you know, I hope you get better, dude.
[02:54:11]  That's fucked up.
[02:54:12]  All right.
[02:54:13]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[02:54:14]  We've got Fox McLeod with a $20,200 up on the Saturday Night Troll show here.
[02:54:20]  My sister, my daughter.
[02:54:23]  I said I want the trunk.
[02:54:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ, he's got lymphoma.
[02:54:28]  It wasn't a slice.
[02:54:31]  Hey, here's a back-to-back by Fox McLeod.
[02:54:36]  Dude, that sucks.
[02:54:37]  He has lymphoma, dude.
[02:54:38]  I'm not even joking.
[02:54:41]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:54:43]  The best band to come out of the grunge era.
[02:54:46]  Oh, yeah, I'll take a look at that, Fox McLeod.
[02:54:48]  I'll take a look at that one.
[02:54:51]  And Mama Luigi, here comes Mama Luigi here on episode 40, the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[02:54:59]  I have been itching to send you this song.
[02:55:01]  Yes, it is Mexican, but it's not Norteño.
[02:55:04]  I may never look at the album cover the same after seeing Pedo Gate the band are not pedos on account of those symbols.
[02:55:12]  Okay, well, we'll take a look at it, Mama Luigi.
[02:55:14]  Oh, look, here's N-Word.
[02:55:16]  Oh, man.
[02:55:16]  Here's N-World here.
[02:55:18]  Nigger.
[02:55:19]  I don't condone that.
[02:55:20]  All right.
[02:55:21]  Come on, man.
[02:55:22]  I don't condone that.
[02:55:24]  And what is this?
[02:55:25]  1972 will commence again.
[02:55:28]  Oh, my God.
[02:55:29]  Let's make it 50 states this time.
[02:55:31]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:55:32]  1972 will commence again.
[02:55:35]  All right.
[02:55:36]  Now that we have gotten through all of the donos that came in as the show was starting, let's go ahead and get to the donos that came in before the show.
[02:55:44]  Here's the first one that came in 24 hours ago by Gutsa One with a $40, 40 cent.
[02:55:52]  $40 chilling out $40 to get through both of these five-minute videos in one sitting.
[02:55:58]  It has finally come.
[02:56:00]  All right, we'll take a look at it there, Gutza One.
[02:56:02]  All right.
[02:56:02]  And this one came in 24 hours ago.
[02:56:05]  My boy Skunkler in the house.
[02:56:07]  What's going on to Skunkler, baby?
[02:56:09]  Cheers, baby.
[02:56:10]  Cheers.
[02:56:13]  I said I want the trunk.
[02:56:17]  Didn't know you were a director ghost.
[02:56:20]  A director, really?
[02:56:21]  I actually am going.
[02:56:22]  I'm thinking about making movies.
[02:56:23]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:56:25]  I'm thinking about making a movie.
[02:56:27]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:56:28]  I've considered it.
[02:56:29]  All right.
[02:56:30]  If not a movie, maybe like a webcast, like a webisode kind of shit.
[02:56:33]  Who knows?
[02:56:33]  We'll see what happens.
[02:56:34]  All right.
[02:56:35]  Cheers to Skunkler.
[02:56:36]  Here is the next one that came in about nine hours ago.
[02:56:39]  Elaine Bennis.
[02:56:41]  Elaine Bennis in the house.
[02:56:43]  We're going on to Lane Bennis, a member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[02:56:47]  I said I want the troop.
[02:56:52]  In a study funded by UT Austin, three adult males listened to the ghost show for one year.
[02:56:58]  This is what became of them.
[02:57:00]  No way.
[02:57:01]  No way.
[02:57:01]  And this one just came in right now.
[02:57:04]  This one just came in right now.
[02:57:06]  Dr. Goldstein, get off your I am a loser and do some exercises.
[02:57:12]  I've already done exercises today, boy.
[02:57:14]  All right.
[02:57:15]  Let's get to the next one here.
[02:57:16]  This one came in about eight hours ago.
[02:57:19]  Yay, spaghetti.
[02:57:21]  C. Kyle came in about eight hours ago.
[02:57:24]  Let's say along with C. Kyle Yay Spaghetti has in store for us here.
[02:57:31]  Hey, ghost.
[02:57:32]  So you thought that the Iceland tard is mentally challenged.
[02:57:35]  Well, he's not.
[02:57:36]  He's just putting on a tard act.
[02:57:38]  Really?
[02:57:38]  Here's proof that the guy is just using the I Have Autism solution.
[02:57:42]  Oh, no way.
[02:57:44]  Check this shit out.
[02:57:45]  No fucking way.
[02:57:46]  And this one just came in right now.
[02:57:49]  1972 will commence again.
[02:57:52]  And 1972 will commence again.
[02:57:54]  Said in the 1972 election, Nixon won 49 states due to the unrest from the Weatherman Underground Domestic Terror Group.
[02:58:02]  History will repeat itself.
[02:58:05]  Hey, that's actually a really good observation, dude.
[02:58:07]  No, no shit.
[02:58:08]  Well, actually, in 72, it wasn't necessarily that that won him the election.
[02:58:16]  It was the fact that he had supposedly this secret strategy to get people or get the troops out of Vietnam.
[02:58:26]  That's what got him elected.
[02:58:27]  So I remember it vividly, all right?
[02:58:30]  Hey, we got this one just came in right now.
[02:58:32]  This is Zed Commander.
[02:58:34]  And Zed Commander, remember the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, was partying last night for a Bowler Friday.
[02:58:40]  Cheers, Zed.
[02:58:42]  And he didn't say anything.
[02:58:43]  So let's go ahead and do that.
[02:58:45]  What is this?
[02:58:45]  Black Vaughn Down.
[02:58:48]  Oh, my God.
[02:58:49]  Spinning out of control for Stevie.
[02:58:51]  Black Vaughn Down.
[02:58:52]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:58:53]  I have no idea.
[02:58:54]  Spinning out of control for Stevie.
[02:58:56]  I have no idea, dude.
[02:58:57]  But thank you anyway.
[02:58:59]  Let's continue here.
[02:59:00]  This one is by Chad Poopter Griffin.
[02:59:02]  And it came in seven hours ago.
[02:59:05]  And anytime Chad Poopter Griffin is donating, you got to be cautious.
[02:59:09]  You got to be cautious, to say the least.
[02:59:15]  Let's get this night off to a bad start.
[02:59:17]  To a bad start?
[02:59:19]  What the fuck does that mean, dude?
[02:59:21]  Jesus Christ.
[02:59:22]  Here's the next one that came in four hours ago.

=== Transformers Brony Video Critique (14:47) ===

[02:59:25]  The pet Mexican.
[02:59:26]  And look, he paid a $20.20 bucker.
[02:59:30]  Look at the pet Mexican.
[02:59:31]  He paid a $20.20 bucker.
[02:59:33]  Good God.
[02:59:36]  Good God.
[02:59:37]  Ghost's reaction to TTS donations.
[02:59:40]  I saved up all week and returned some pop cans for this donation.
[02:59:44]  I better wait.
[02:59:46]  I'm glad you did.
[02:59:48]  I'm glad that you went into garbage cans and dumpsters and tried to collect cans so that you can save up for that $20.20 bucker.
[02:59:57]  You're moving on up, the pet Mexican.
[02:59:59]  You're moving on up.
[03:00:00]  All right, let's get to the next one.
[03:00:01]  This one came in four hours ago.
[03:00:04]  Another one by Skunkler.
[03:00:06]  What up, Skunkler, man?
[03:00:11]  Another one by Skunkler.
[03:00:16]  People have forgotten how to laugh at themselves.
[03:00:18]  Yeah.
[03:00:19]  It is a tragedy.
[03:00:20]  Yeah, it is a tragedy, dude.
[03:00:21]  Nobody has any sense of humor anymore.
[03:00:23]  It's sad.
[03:00:24]  Everybody's all a political, correct, social justice warrior, Karen, and it fucking sucks.
[03:00:30]  I hear what you're saying there, Skunkler.
[03:00:32]  Let's get to the next one.
[03:00:33]  One came in four hours ago.
[03:00:36]  Well, not this one.
[03:00:36]  This just came in right now.
[03:00:39]  Mama Luigi just came in right now.
[03:00:41]  Is Ted Rose too big to jail?
[03:00:43]  An ex-warlord who is also a hippie.
[03:00:46]  Oh, the irony.
[03:00:47]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:00:48]  I know what you're talking about.
[03:00:49]  I know what you're talking about, Mama Luigi.
[03:00:52]  And hey, here's Kamunga Strikes.
[03:00:55]  A little bit of Kamunga Strikes out here.
[03:01:00]  Two words.
[03:01:01]  Sweat Leaf.
[03:01:03]  Sweet Leaf.
[03:01:04]  I think I know what you're talking about there, Kamunga Strikes.
[03:01:06]  Cheers to you, my man.
[03:01:08]  All right.
[03:01:08]  Anyway, let's get to this last one here that came in before the show four hours ago.
[03:01:13]  DJ Scrubbitaries in the house.
[03:01:18]  My sister, my daughter.
[03:01:20]  DJ Scrubbitaris.
[03:01:26]  Here's a long Karen Freakout video.
[03:01:28]  And Karen.
[03:01:30]  I hope the Boston Celtics get the www. Banner number 18, baby.
[03:01:36]  I don't watch NBA anymore since LeBron.
[03:01:43]  And what is this?
[03:01:44]  Knee?
[03:01:45]  I'm not saying that president.
[03:01:48]  Listen, I can't believe you people are going after Trump because he's playing politics.
[03:01:53]  You know, maybe you people need to take a Politics 101 class or some shit, but hey, who knows?
[03:01:59]  Who cares?
[03:02:00]  All right.
[03:02:01]  Anyway, let's get started on these donos here and let's get started on the first one on the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 40.
[03:02:09]  And that should show all you guys.
[03:02:11]  I have dedicated 40 Saturdays to be with you pricks.
[03:02:16]  So I hope that you have a little bit of appreciation.
[03:02:19]  I missed some combat sports tonight, so I can conduct this Saturday Night Troll Show.
[03:02:24]  So I hope that you have at least a little appreciation.
[03:02:27]  All right.
[03:02:28]  All right.
[03:02:29]  Anyway, we've got Gutsa One.
[03:02:31]  All right.
[03:02:32]  Is the first video that we are going to watch?
[03:02:34]  Remember, Guts of One did a $40, $40 bucker here so that we can watch two back-to-back videos.
[03:02:41]  Let's go ahead and, oh, God.
[03:02:44]  Why in the fuck did you do this, Gutsa One, dude?
[03:02:47]  I mean, it's bad enough that you guys don't have a very good reputation, and then you guys continue doing shit like this.
[03:02:54]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:02:55]  Gutsa One requested this, all right?
[03:02:59]  And I'm sorry that you guys have to watch this.
[03:03:01]  My apologies, but I'm getting infested by bronies.
[03:03:06]  Objections.
[03:03:10]  What the fuck is this, Gutsa?
[03:03:15]  What the actual fuck is this?
[03:03:21]  I mean, fucking bronies, man.
[03:03:24]  Master code ACE analysis.
[03:03:26]  Hello, everypony.
[03:03:27]  I'm Master Code, your Ace Analyst, and today we'll be taking a look at a rather interesting crossover comic.
[03:03:34]  That being NLP meeting Transformers.
[03:03:37]  Wait a minute.
[03:03:38]  Are you shitting me?
[03:03:39]  They're doing this.
[03:03:40]  They're actually going to mix Transformers with my little pony.
[03:03:46]  Oh, God.
[03:03:47]  They want to effeminize every fucking male they can, can't they?
[03:03:50]  I mean, it is.
[03:03:52]  It's pretty out there coming and mechanized robots fighting together in the same battlefield.
[03:03:57]  Weird, right?
[03:03:58]  Now, something I do want to clarify before I deal with this.
[03:04:00]  I mean, come on, Gutza One.
[03:04:02]  Come on.
[03:04:03]  Transformers media is rather slim.
[03:04:05]  I know that there's tons of different iterations and spin-offs by this point.
[03:04:09]  The original 80s show is what I've been most exposed to.
[03:04:12]  Mostly just seeing clips of the show or the movie.
[03:04:14]  But still, giant robots fighting is awesome.
[03:04:18]  So I still have an appreciation for it.
[03:04:20]  And why?
[03:04:20]  I don't care if you have an appreciation for it, man.
[03:04:23]  Can you stop over-feminizing cartoons?
[03:04:27]  All right, can you please stop doing this?
[03:04:32]  So you can imagine my trepidation diving into a comic of which I know next to nothing on and let me guess Optimus Prime is found out to be a fat fucking pony lover.
[03:04:42]  Is that the twist?
[03:04:43]  The main characters, i.e. the Transformers.
[03:04:46]  But I finally read it and in all honesty, despite the absurd notion of MLP and Transformers interacting with each other, this comic is a good idea.
[03:04:54]  Where did this pink Transformer come from?
[03:04:56]  I came out of it thoroughly enjoying myself.
[03:04:58]  In fact, the very first panel on the very first page sets the tone and acknowledges this crossover's ludicrous nature with quipping ludicrous nature.
[03:05:07]  And remarks on weird crossovers and how they make little sense.
[03:05:10]  Though it makes me wonder what ideas he has for other franchises crossing over.
[03:05:14]  I mean, is it gonna be Captain Optimus Prime?
[03:05:18]  Oh, is that it, Captain Optimus Prime?
[03:05:20]  That's gonna go out and he's gonna be like, hey, you know, I actually like, you know, fat ponies.
[03:05:26]  Man, Spider-Man exists in that universe.
[03:05:28]  He would go find Moon Knight.
[03:05:29]  He would go find Daredevil.
[03:05:30]  He would go find Hercules.
[03:05:32]  And then that can bring in the entire Pantheon.
[03:05:37]  And is that Art Hammond doing commentary here?
[03:05:39]  Is that Ard Hammond?
[03:05:44]  Anyway, let's get to the story actual, shall we?
[03:05:47]  So, somehow, Queen Chrysalis has escaped her stone imprisonment and decides to seek help for other more powerful baddies by opening an interdimensional portal, which happens to connect with a Transformers universe.
[03:05:58]  The Autobots and Decepticons are pulled into the comic.
[03:06:00]  I can't believe all that.
[03:06:04]  I'm not sure if I can do it anymore.
[03:06:06]  And Optimus' crew ready to squine ally.
[03:06:09]  Y'all see why I did the whole captain awesome thing with the dateline.
[03:06:15]  You all get it now.
[03:06:16]  I hope so.
[03:06:17]  The writing is particularly well done, making the interactions between the ponies and these giant robots' dialogue come off organically.
[03:06:23]  Both sides logically ask questions about where they are or where the other area tell how each of their worlds operates.
[03:06:30]  I really don't know a lot about the Transformers or their personalities, but the comics writers did a great job of introducing who these bots are.
[03:06:38]  And over the course of the comic, I was able to learn enough.
[03:06:40]  Look, there's no thumbs down.
[03:06:41]  Let's see.
[03:06:42]  No thumbs down.
[03:06:44]  I'm going to be the first one.
[03:06:45]  Optimus cares about the scene of his friend, Bumblebee, sees this act of empathy and rescues them, showing that while ponies are small, they can still pack as much punch as a robot, and friendship is universal.
[03:06:54]  This is another element that's done well.
[03:06:56]  As you would think, even ground.
[03:07:03]  During an attack by Starscream, Rarity shields Arcee from the Decepticon attack, while said Autobot takes out one, while the Fashionista hilariously takes out the other two by tying them up in cloth.
[03:07:14]  Dear Celestia, find Claude!
[03:07:16]  No robot or military could people be able to do it.
[03:07:18]  People are actually watching this.
[03:07:21]  People are actually watching this for fucking content.
[03:07:23]  The conversation between Rarity and Arce is good, complimenting each other, establishing their personality, and dealing some nice things.
[03:07:30]  You know, I really hate when I'm at this point because I start losing listeners.
[03:07:35]  I start losing listeners whenever I'm watching this ponytail.
[03:07:38]  Even though they've only kind of warded off Starscream, who returns moments later.
[03:07:42]  Though again, minor nitpick, and though we only see it briefly, the alliance between Chrysalis and Megatron surprisingly makes sense.
[03:07:48]  On the surface, you're asking, why would a giant robot want a small creature's help when he could just easily crush off?
[03:07:54]  Well, obviously, Chrysalis could use his and his other Decepticon's power to take over Equestria.
[03:07:59]  Simple enough.
[03:08:00]  But what can she offer him?
[03:08:01]  Well, total universal annihilation.
[03:08:04]  Think about it.
[03:08:05]  Chrysalis can't apparently open an interdimensional gate to anyone.
[03:08:08]  Stop donating me this beautiful shit!
[03:08:10]  Allowing Megatron's forces to invade any planet or something.
[03:08:14]  And be able to crap on a massive galactic-wide scale.
[03:08:19]  Also, this imagery of Chrysalis on Megatron in tank mode is just awesome.
[03:08:24]  So far, it's looking like the Bug Queen's strategy is really paying off.
[03:08:27]  You magnificent bastard, I read your book!
[03:08:30]  Bet you thought you never see anything like this in anything official made by Hasper.
[03:08:36]  Thankfully, we don't have to worry about the things that really need Transformers comics.
[03:08:40]  Minutes of explanation.
[03:08:43]  I'm losing listeners to this shit, man.
[03:08:48]  The fucking damage to ponies is fairly consistent, and the perspective of the music is.
[03:08:52]  I'm fine.
[03:08:53]  I could be watching fucking many shorts, even within kneeling to Chrysalis's level.
[03:08:58]  As for the action scenes, there aren't many, but what we got is that.
[03:09:01]  COULD BE WATCHING UFC RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS BULLSHIT!
[03:09:05]  ...decent impact to the punches as well.
[03:09:07]  So that pretty much wraps up the first issue of Friendship in Disguise.
[03:09:11]  Overall, this is a fun comic.
[03:09:12]  Nice introductions and meetings between all the characters, good art, decent action scenes, and really just a fun ride.
[03:09:18]  Next time, I decided to get this series when all issues are released, and I'll tackle them all at once.
[03:09:24]  But that may change.
[03:09:25]  We'll see.
[03:09:26]  Well, that's it for today, guys.
[03:09:27]  Until next time, I lost listeners, dude.
[03:09:30]  I know I lost listeners.
[03:09:33]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[03:09:35]  And by the way, that was requested by Gutsa One, and Gutsa One has donated $40.40 so that we can have a back-to-back by Gutsa One.
[03:09:47]  And look, I'm pretty sure Gutsu One is somewhere waxing his carrot, laughing his fucking brony ass off as it relates to, you know, what the hell he just donated.
[03:09:58]  All right, I'm not even kidding around.
[03:10:00]  He's laughing his fucking hoof brony ass off.
[03:10:04]  All right, anyway, let's go ahead and get to the second video by Gutsa One.
[03:10:08]  And I'm sorry that you all have to see this, but not again, dude.
[03:10:15]  Are you fucking again?
[03:10:17]  Again?
[03:10:20]  I'm sorry, y'all have to see this, folks.
[03:10:22]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:10:24]  I'm sorry.
[03:10:25]  Look, you know, this guy paid $40.40.
[03:10:28]  We are obligated to watch his fucking YouTube video.
[03:10:31]  And guess what?
[03:10:32]  It's another fucking brony vid.
[03:10:34]  It's another one of these fucking Brody pieces of shit.
[03:10:44]  Really start the show with this.
[03:10:47]  Did we really need to start the show with this?
[03:10:50]  Seriously.
[03:10:52]  Jesus Christ.
[03:10:54]  Hello, everypony.
[03:10:56]  I'm Master Code, your Ace Analyst, and today we'll be continuing our look at the MLP Transformers crossover with Friendship and Disguise number two.
[03:11:04]  Like the previous comic, it split up into two stories.
[03:11:08]  The first plot follows Spike, who apparently wired to the US Dimensional Portal Chrysalis had made.
[03:11:12]  And is now the first time you're going to be able to do it.
[03:11:13]  Why are they threw him off the autobots base?
[03:11:16]  Why?
[03:11:16]  Here are my initial thoughts right off the bat.
[03:11:18]  We're not given a timeline from the events of issue one and two, so I don't know how many days it's been since the Transformers have crossed dimensions.
[03:11:26]  Thus, I'm not sure how long Spike has been on Cybertron.
[03:11:28]  You can hear them all, ponies for people.
[03:11:30]  And you can hear the fat number of people missing to the point.
[03:11:33]  And it all comes clearly.
[03:11:37]  It's not a glaring issue, but a question that will be nagging you.
[03:11:41]  And before we get to the comic actual, again, I want to preface that my knowledge of Transformers is extremely limited.
[03:11:47]  So the extravaganza is based on what I'm seeing in this comic alone.
[03:11:51]  Some fucking brony is giving his analysis on the MLP.
[03:11:59]  Was this a moment?
[03:11:59]  And this is what he's talking about.
[03:12:02]  I love how amazed Spike is just hanging out with that giant robot.
[03:12:06]  And it kind of reminds me of the Iron Giant without a fight.
[03:12:08]  Oh, it does, doesn't it?
[03:12:09]  You cartoon companion and always being starstruck with his numerous abilities.
[03:12:14]  And here, it's just so fun and cute just to see Spike always constantly starstruck as well.
[03:12:18]  Grimlog is also a fun character with his primitive speech and he has a lot of fun with him and also some endearing modes furthering the friendship between the two.
[03:12:25]  And the Dynabot doesn't see him as a small, weak, defenseless dragon.
[03:12:28]  No, he respects him, and he develops even more respect for the small dragon.
[03:12:33]  Hold on, pause it.
[03:12:34]  Doesn't this look a little bit weird to you?
[03:12:38]  I mean, this fucking crossover between Marlittle Pony and Transformers.
[03:12:44]  Why is this look like some kind of a little kid?
[03:12:48]  And why is this just, dude, it doesn't look right.
[03:12:51]  Thumbs down.
[03:12:52]  This shit doesn't look right at all.
[03:12:54]  Working with Twilight all these years, he's become much more accustomed to learning and organizing books and whatnot.
[03:13:00]  And though he has made some rash decisions in his past, he has improved his problem-solving skills.
[03:13:04]  Even on an alien planet, this ain't fundamentals.
[03:13:08]  Even as ridiculous as the situation is with Spike formulating a plan, observing his surroundings, learning an alien language, I'm sorry, you all have to do it.
[03:13:20]  We only got about 10 blasts.
[03:13:22]  Two and three minutes.
[03:13:24]  This is completely bloggers, but it's totally awesome.
[03:13:32]  And once again, stop donating this kind of shit.
[03:13:36]  Stop donating around all the bots and dominating the constructed cons, all before hilariously getting his ass kicked by Devastator.
[03:13:43]  But overall, the skunker just dropped the diamond and said not Grimlock.
[03:13:47]  My childhood is ruined.
[03:13:50]  I mean, this is what they're doing.
[03:13:51]  They're fricked up.
[03:13:52]  They're fruited up Transformers.
[03:13:55]  They're freezing up.
[03:13:57]  His intentions clear on why this ponies can be converted into an Energon source.
[03:14:02]  Wow.
[03:14:02]  That got dark fast.
[03:14:04]  Anyway, Pinky is hosting a cooking show with Gage when the Decepticon does indeed attack.
[03:14:08]  And it will say, while the story is not as good as the first, it was still fun.

=== Grimlock Fan Donation Reaction (09:15) ===

[03:14:12]  As ludicrous as this whole crossover of ponies and robots sound the first issue and first story of this issue, despite having a wacky picture, I'm sorry.
[03:14:21]  Don't lose the show.
[03:14:23]  I'm sorry.
[03:14:25]  Somebody donated.
[03:14:26]  Gutsa won, by the way.
[03:14:27]  Gutsa one.
[03:14:29]  Donated $40 so that we can watch this for shit.
[03:14:33]  Literal horseshit.
[03:14:34]  They're stopping to have a collateral.
[03:14:38]  While the cooking show is right up the Pink Pony's alley, I felt the actual cooking portion in the beginning went on a little too long.
[03:14:44]  The punchline at the end is also much of an impression on me.
[03:14:49]  I don't know.
[03:14:51]  Hey, Mikey, I believe he's brave and loyal, but that's pretty much all I got from him.
[03:14:57]  Which does work for the comic, but we'll see if they develop him further.
[03:15:00]  And though Gage and Pinky are diversely different, I think they worked on each other.
[03:15:04]  We're almost done with a better word.
[03:15:05]  They're not worth contributing in this ridiculous battle with all boss utilizing utensils as weapons.
[03:15:10]  It was a strange and fun scene.
[03:15:12]  Also, I do like how this crossover continues to give both the Transformers and ponies not only equal screen time, but again, provide assistance to each other, giving fair room for both fanbases.
[03:15:22]  Speaking of which, something I neglected to mention is that you're familiar with the characters involved.
[03:15:28]  There's a quick guide at the beginning that give a basic rundown on who does what, so readers aren't completely lost in the dark.
[03:15:34]  In the end, I'd say it's definitely worth the read.
[03:15:36]  The first story is more solid overall, but the second comic is also fun.
[03:15:39]  Plus, it's got great visuals and art with some wacky fun battles.
[03:15:43]  And I'm still excited.
[03:15:45]  Well, that's it for today, guys.
[03:15:47]  Until next time, MC.
[03:15:50]  All right, get this shit out of here.
[03:15:52]  Get this fucking shit out of here.
[03:15:53]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:15:55]  Anyway, Gutsa One requested that one right there.
[03:15:58]  All right, Gutsa One.
[03:16:00]  All right, here it is.
[03:16:01]  What's this?
[03:16:02]  She's my dog.
[03:16:03]  Torchu Aradachi.
[03:16:05]  Who the fuck is that?
[03:16:07]  Who the fuck is that?
[03:16:08]  I said I was.
[03:16:09]  All right, because I don't know if I'm going to play that.
[03:16:10]  Who the fuck is that?
[03:16:13]  Here's some good swing.
[03:16:14]  I know how you like jazz.
[03:16:15]  Yeah, I'm sure it is.
[03:16:16]  I'm sure it is.
[03:16:17]  I'm sure he plays from the beginning.
[03:16:20]  Have a good one, Joe.
[03:16:24]  All right, yeah, right.
[03:16:25]  Who is this?
[03:16:27]  Jesus Christ, this fucking one time ghost tried to attack me when we tried to sedate him.
[03:16:33]  He slipped and hit his head.
[03:16:35]  Fuck off, Dr. Goldstein, all right?
[03:16:37]  In the field of local halls.
[03:16:38]  Hey, Peppermint PDF file.
[03:16:42]  All right, give me a break with that name, all right?
[03:16:44]  Peppermint PDF file.
[03:16:47]  And what is this?
[03:16:52]  I love Wanguy Wanjar.
[03:16:54]  What the fuck does that mean, for fuck's sake?
[03:16:58]  And here we got unparalleled aesthetic.
[03:17:01]  Unparalleled aesthetic in the house.
[03:17:03]  What's up, dude?
[03:17:05]  I said I want the truth.
[03:17:09]  What's going on?
[03:17:10]  Got some nostalgic Sega music for you.
[03:17:12]  Lol, there's actually a Brony Ace Attorney Combined fan.
[03:17:16]  WTF is this shit.
[03:17:18]  Anyway, take a hit so we can forget this degenerate shit.
[03:17:21]  Get your smoke on.
[03:17:22]  Have a good night.
[03:17:23]  Get my smoke on, huh?
[03:17:25]  In the field of local.
[03:17:26]  Get my fucking smoke on.
[03:17:29]  Oh, my God.
[03:17:30]  I am coming out.
[03:17:31]  I am a tranny ghost.
[03:17:33]  You know what?
[03:17:33]  And I am afraid of the girl.
[03:17:36]  All right.
[03:17:38]  Leave Raiden Snake out of this.
[03:17:41]  And we got Wings of Ghost Son in the house.
[03:17:44]  G'day, Ghost.
[03:17:45]  Update from Melbourne, Australia.
[03:17:47]  We're down to 16 cases a day, and as a reward, we don't have curfew anymore.
[03:17:52]  Yay, spaghetti.
[03:17:53]  Still not allowed to even get a haircut.
[03:17:56]  Fuck this shit.
[03:17:56]  I'm sick of it.
[03:17:58]  This COVID shit is fucking dumb.
[03:18:00]  It's just dumb for Christ's sake.
[03:18:02]  Hey, what is this?
[03:18:03]  My little N-word?
[03:18:05]  My little N-word.
[03:18:06]  I don't condone what the hell's me in written right now.
[03:18:09]  I don't condone that.
[03:18:10]  My little N-word.
[03:18:11]  Which motherfucker is making these videos?
[03:18:14]  I'm donating another Ace Attorney Brony video.
[03:18:16]  Watch it from 1133.
[03:18:18]  Lol, it's actually fucking wretching how autistic it is.
[03:18:21]  Are you serious?
[03:18:23]  No, I am.
[03:18:23]  Are you fucking serious?
[03:18:26]  Who the hell is this?
[03:18:27]  We got Chandler, and Chandler said the reason we have a mop and Transformer comic book is because the comic book industry has been completely taken over by SJWs and is now on the verge of collapse.
[03:18:41]  Fuck mainstream comics and Hail Cosmic Gate.
[03:18:45]  Okay, thank you, Chandler, for that 411.
[03:18:49]  What is this?
[03:18:52]  I do one guy, one jar.
[03:18:55]  What the fuck does that mean, dude?
[03:18:57]  Can y'all stop making me say dumb shit?
[03:18:59]  Whatever the hell it is, please.
[03:19:01]  All right.
[03:19:02]  Jesus Christ.
[03:19:03]  All right, let's get to who's next.
[03:19:05]  Oh, we got Skunkler in the house.
[03:19:07]  What's going on to Skunkler?
[03:19:09]  And Skunkler dropped a $20, $20 and said, Did you know you are?
[03:19:14]  I didn't know you were a director.
[03:19:16]  Excuse me.
[03:19:17]  Skunkler said, I didn't know you were a director ghost.
[03:19:20]  I'm not director yet, but I was thinking about it.
[03:19:24]  I mean, we'll see.
[03:19:26]  Anyway, Skunkler apparently has some footage of me as a director.
[03:19:32]  So let's see what Skunkler has in store for us.
[03:19:34]  What is this?
[03:19:35]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:19:36]  What is this, Skunkler?
[03:19:37]  What is this?
[03:19:39]  God-fearing God-Totin Patriots.
[03:19:41]  I love the Second Amendment.
[03:19:43]  God gave it to me.
[03:19:45]  Not one politician.
[03:19:47]  Not one government legislation.
[03:19:50]  Directed by ghosts.
[03:19:51]  Where the hell did you find this?
[03:20:00]  Where the hell did you find this?
[03:20:04]  I'm a gun-totin' patriot.
[03:20:06]  Goddamn patriot.
[03:20:08]  Where the hell did you find this, Stunkler?
[03:20:17]  Dude.
[03:20:21]  Directed by ghosts.
[03:20:22]  Where the fuck did you find this, man?
[03:20:28]  I mean, you fuckers, I don't get how you find this.
[03:20:30]  I'm serious.
[03:20:31]  It pitches me off.
[03:20:35]  Don't run no that he innocent.
[03:20:37]  We need to kick out every single illegal immigrant.
[03:20:40]  Mandatory gold to ID laws we need to implement.
[03:20:43]  Tell Justin Smilet that I know this MAGA country.
[03:20:46]  Tell China we know they trying to play us like some dummies.
[03:20:50]  I look deep into it and I did the mad.
[03:20:52]  Why did Obama send money to that Wuha lamb?
[03:20:56]  What is George Soros doing with all of his cash?
[03:20:59]  Why they trying to take that Harvard guy and drop him a bag?
[03:21:02]  Why is there so much propaganda funny you ask?
[03:21:05]  How about that Bill Gates vaccine?
[03:21:07]  Now, sorry, I'll pass.
[03:21:08]  Cause I'm a gun token patriot.
[03:21:10]  God be in patriot.
[03:21:12]  Price and why they mad.
[03:21:13]  Cause I'm really maybe faking it.
[03:21:15]  Free speech advocate.
[03:21:17]  It's on my mind.
[03:21:17]  I'm saying it.
[03:21:18]  I'm about to buy another gun.
[03:21:20]  It ain't nobody taking it.
[03:21:22]  Good token patriot.
[03:21:23]  God be in patriot.
[03:21:25]  Pricing why they mad.
[03:21:26]  Cause I'm really maybe faking it.
[03:21:28]  Free speech advocating.
[03:21:30]  So my mind I'm saying it.
[03:21:31]  I'm about to buy another game.
[03:21:32]  I don't know what you want me to say.
[03:21:34]  All right.
[03:21:35]  All red MAGA flags waving through the Southlight.
[03:21:38]  We just want four more years.
[03:21:39]  Democrats can't get rid of it.
[03:21:41]  Okay, maybe I'm a director, okay?
[03:21:43]  Fuck you if I am.
[03:21:44]  All right, fuck off.
[03:21:59]  All right, so what?
[03:22:01]  I'm a director.
[03:22:03]  Yeah, Trump.
[03:22:04]  Hey, okay, America's biggest blessing.
[03:22:06]  Free speech advocate, packing, never lacking it.
[03:22:10]  I just bought another gun and ain't nobody taking it.
[03:22:14]  Okay, the White House going crazy now.
[03:22:17]  Everybody go Please don't burn it down Gang, gang, gang, nigga, gang, gang, gang, nigga, gang, cake, gang, nigga, gang, cat, gang, hey, no, hey, young, hey, young, dumb.
[03:22:38]  I'm a gun-token patriot, god-being patriot.
[03:22:42]  Pricing why they bad, cause I'm really maybe faking it.
[03:22:45]  Free speech advocate, so my mind I'm saying it.
[03:22:48]  I'm about to buy another gun, and ain't nobody taking it.
[03:22:51]  And I want to make this clear as well.
[03:22:54]  If you want to come and get my rifle, good luck.
[03:22:58]  You're damn right.
[03:22:59]  Yeah, come and take it.
[03:23:00]  All right.
[03:23:01]  Come and take it.
[03:23:02]  Anyway, look, Skunkler, I don't know where the hell you found that, but you know, just leave me alone already, dude.
[03:23:09]  Seriously, I thought we were cool, and all of a sudden, everybody's out here trying to say, hey, ghosts, look at what we found over here, huh?
[03:23:16]  Kicking it with your blacks, I see, huh?
[03:23:19]  Yeah, that's great.
[03:23:21]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:23:22]  Thank you for Skunkler.
[03:23:24]  Thanks a lot.
[03:23:24]  And now, look, hey, the directing is five out of ten.

=== Come And Take It Gun Threat (03:40) ===

[03:23:27]  Yeah, fuck you, dude.
[03:23:28]  All right.
[03:23:30]  Fuck you.
[03:23:30]  You wish that I directed your goddamn video, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:23:34]  All right.
[03:23:35]  And I'm doing it for the movement, boy.
[03:23:37]  I'm doing it for the movement.
[03:23:39]  All right.
[03:23:39]  That's what I'm doing it for.
[03:23:41]  Jesus Christ.
[03:23:42]  All right.
[03:23:42]  Let's move on.
[03:23:43]  We've got the next video by Elaine Bennis.
[03:23:46]  Elaine Bennis requested this one and said, in a study funded by UT Austin, three adult males listened to the Go Show for one year.
[03:23:55]  This is what became of them.
[03:23:57]  All right.
[03:23:58]  What is this?
[03:24:00]  All right.
[03:24:01]  What are you trying to pull, Elaine Bennis?
[03:24:03]  What the fuck is this?
[03:24:04]  This is what became of them?
[03:24:06]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:24:07]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:24:08]  Elaine Bennis, this is what became of the three males that watched the Go Show for a year.
[03:24:15]  They ended up creating Cruel Summer Banana Rama.
[03:24:20]  You truck.
[03:24:24]  They're trans.
[03:24:28]  My show does not turn people trans.
[03:24:31]  Do you understand me?
[03:24:33]  My show does not turn people trans.
[03:24:38]  You fucking assholes.
[03:24:39]  I fucking hate that troll.
[03:24:41]  I hate that troll.
[03:24:42]  Okay?
[03:24:43]  So what?
[03:24:44]  So what?
[03:24:45]  Trannies listen to the broadcast.
[03:24:47]  So what?
[03:24:49]  Alright, doesn't mean that they're fucking turning trans because of me, you fucks.
[03:24:54]  Strange voices are saying.
[03:24:57]  What did they say?
[03:25:00]  I mean, this is not a bad song.
[03:25:02]  It reminds me of one of the cinematic masterpieces called Karate Kid.
[03:25:07]  And I'm talking about the Ralph Macchio one, not that fucking, that fucking stupid fucking Will Smith nut shot idiot that fucking, what's his name again?
[03:25:18]  That's fucking kid.
[03:25:19]  Because half a queer kid I feel like doing some Miyagi-Do karate to this shit.
[03:25:40]  My friends are away and I'm on my way to handle so I gotta get.
[03:25:51]  Have I seen Cobra Kai yet, Camunga Strike's ass?
[03:25:54]  Of course I have.
[03:25:56]  I've seen both seasons and I anxiously await.
[03:25:59]  Unfortunately, it's on Netflix now, but I anxiously await the third season.
[03:26:03]  You know what I mean?
[03:26:06]  I want to know what happened to the Mexican kid.
[03:26:10]  This is what happened to the Mexican pin.
[03:26:26]  Is he selling tacos now?
[03:26:28]  What was he doing?
[03:26:38]  Cobra Kai.
[03:26:54]  Let's make the 2020s the new 80s, baby.
[03:26:58]  Alright?
[03:26:59]  And by doing that, you need Trump 2020, baby, all right?
[03:27:05]  That's what you need, Trump 2020.
[03:27:07]  That's what it's gonna be.

=== Trump 2020 Election Rally Cry (15:09) ===

[03:27:34]  Alright, let's continue here.
[03:27:37]  Alright, cheers to Elaine Bennis, even though you were trying to troll me with this fucking song.
[03:27:43]  Anyway, thank you very much there, Elaine Bennis.
[03:27:46]  I do appreciate it, even though you're a trolly son of a bitch.
[03:27:49]  All right, but let's continue here.
[03:27:52]  And what the hell is this?
[03:27:54]  The field of live.
[03:27:57]  What the hell is that?
[03:27:59]  Fuck you.
[03:28:00]  Hey, ghost, how you doing?
[03:28:01]  And I go fuck yourself for making me say that, you piece of shit.
[03:28:05]  And here's Charlie.
[03:28:06]  Field of local live hauls.
[03:28:07]  What is this?
[03:28:10]  Fuff goose took my legs.
[03:28:13]  Yeah, fuck you, dude.
[03:28:14]  I don't have a fucking lisp, you shithead.
[03:28:17]  Your mother, what is this shit?
[03:28:19]  Oh my god!
[03:28:20]  Eugene, why are you saying those terrible things about your Uncle Bernie?
[03:28:25]  He was there for your bar mitzvah.
[03:28:27]  He paid for your tuition so you could earn your gender studies degree.
[03:28:31]  Jesus Christ.
[03:28:32]  Why are you pretending to be a racist Texan?
[03:28:34]  This isn't you.
[03:28:35]  You're a good Jewish boy.
[03:28:37]  Now I'm a good Jewish boy.
[03:28:38]  And by the way, Yon Kippur is this Sunday for all my Jewish brethren out there.
[03:28:44]  And for all those that don't know about Jan Kippur, it is a day of atonement.
[03:28:50]  It is a day of self-reflection of all the sins that you have conducted yourself in throughout the year.
[03:28:55]  As we know, last weekend was Rosh Hashanah, which is the Jewish New Year.
[03:29:01]  You know, this is the complete contradiction to Rosh Hashanah.
[03:29:07]  So I hope all of y'all can celebrate Jan Kippur with a little bit of self-atonement.
[03:29:12]  And I hope that y'all, you know, celebrate wisely.
[03:29:16]  All right.
[03:29:17]  It starts at tomorrow, I should say, Sunday at sundown and ends at Monday.
[03:29:24]  So, you really don't say happy Jan Kippo.
[03:29:29]  You just, you know, kind of acknowledge that, you know, you're atoning for your sins.
[03:29:35]  All right.
[03:29:36]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[03:29:38]  We've got Ye Spaghetti in parentheses, Sieg Heil, who donated a $20, $20, obligated me to watch this YouTube video.
[03:29:48]  And he said the following: Hey, ghost, so you thought that the Iceland tard is mentally challenged.
[03:29:54]  Well, he's not.
[03:29:55]  He's just putting on a tard act.
[03:29:57]  Here's some proof that the guy is just using the I have autism, so give me sympathy card.
[03:30:04]  Check this shit out.
[03:30:05]  Now, for those that don't know, we've been getting a lot of donations for this like tard, this Iceland tard.
[03:30:12]  I thought he was Russian, but everybody in the chat room told me he was Icelandic.
[03:30:16]  And, you know, he does like weird reviews and he does like weird stuff, etc.
[03:30:23]  So let's take a look at this Iceland tard and let's see how he is here.
[03:30:28]  So once again, this was requested by Yay Spaghetti.
[03:30:32]  Parentheses, Siege Heil requested this.
[03:30:35]  Let's see this.
[03:30:36]  Here's the Icelandic tard.
[03:30:37]  Put the PC shot on here.
[03:30:39]  Hey guys, what's up?
[03:30:40]  This is Plays the Movie Fan with you yet again.
[03:30:44]  And it's time to admit one thing that I wasn't willing to admit before.
[03:30:52]  And I even denied it when people were asking me about it.
[03:30:57]  Okay.
[03:30:58]  The reason why I denied it is because having autism is not really something that I am proud of.
[03:31:05]  No, really.
[03:31:06]  Outside of shirt, I do have autism.
[03:31:09]  Should I be ashamed of having autism or try to deny it?
[03:31:14]  Uh, maybe.
[03:31:15]  Well, for the past several years, I have been denying it.
[03:31:20]  Now, let's think for a moment.
[03:31:22]  Do I really have autism?
[03:31:26]  Well, the way I looked at it was that someone with autism is someone who is totally incapable of thinking for himself.
[03:31:36]  And that doesn't apply to me.
[03:31:38]  Really?
[03:31:39]  And I also thought that admitting that I have autism is the same thing as admitting that I'm fucking retarded.
[03:31:47]  And by retarded, I mean someone who can't control his behavior.
[03:31:52]  Okay.
[03:31:53]  But I can't control my behavior.
[03:31:56]  Is having autism the same thing as being fucking retarded?
[03:32:01]  Yeah, that is one of the reasons why I've been denying that I have autism for all those years.
[03:32:08]  But the fact is that I do have autism.
[03:32:11]  There are some people in real life who have been trying to tell me that having autism is nothing to be ashamed of.
[03:32:19]  I would say that's a negative, sir.
[03:32:23]  I think that you know how you get rid of autism?
[03:32:26]  It's just not even acknowledge having it.
[03:32:28]  That's how you get rid of it.
[03:32:29]  All right.
[03:32:30]  The only reason that you people have autism or Asperger's is because some pseudo-scientist told you so.
[03:32:37]  All right?
[03:32:38]  And how do you get rid of it?
[03:32:39]  Just don't even acknowledge it anymore.
[03:32:41]  Don't even acknowledge the word.
[03:32:44]  Don't think that you're a part of that group.
[03:32:46]  It's that fucking simple.
[03:32:47]  My mother has once told me that I shouldn't think of autism as a retarded person.
[03:32:53]  And people have told me that there is nothing wrong with being special.
[03:32:58]  Yeah, I am a special person.
[03:33:01]  I have a disability card which I have refused to use for all those years.
[03:33:07]  But you know what?
[03:33:08]  I'm not a trillionaire, so I am going to use the disability card from no one.
[03:33:14]  He's going to use the disability card.
[03:33:16]  I'm going to use the disability card.
[03:33:18]  Of course you are.
[03:33:20]  Of course.
[03:33:20]  That's what autists do, you know?
[03:33:22]  I mean, they've got like, hey, I'm retarded kind of card.
[03:33:26]  All right.
[03:33:27]  They could do anything wrong, right?
[03:33:29]  They can completely fuck up in the major way, commit any crime, and all they got to say is, I want autism.
[03:33:36]  I'm retarded.
[03:33:37]  And they get out of jail.
[03:33:38]  I can totally think for myself and do things that ordinary people would do.
[03:33:45]  There are a few things about me that's not ordinary at all.
[03:33:50]  First of all, I believe that I am part of another world.
[03:33:58]  I'm not hiding it on YouTube.
[03:34:00]  I say it in plenty of my videos that I'm part of the Pokemon world and planet Earth.
[03:34:07]  And if you want to see what I do in the Pokemon 12, you should check out my Shin School.
[03:34:13]  Oh, God.
[03:34:13]  Can we hear copy card?
[03:34:16]  It's probably a proof that I have autism.
[03:34:18]  I don't know what to say.
[03:34:22]  I like to write nice stories.
[03:34:24]  I have very few friends.
[03:34:27]  That's right.
[03:34:28]  I've shared it.
[03:34:29]  I have very few friends.
[03:34:31]  Who gives a shit?
[03:34:32]  And the fact is.
[03:34:34]  I spent a lot of time with those few friends that I have.
[03:34:39]  Is that a proof that I have autism?
[03:34:43]  Yeah, probably.
[03:34:45]  But should I really deny it that I have autism or be ashamed of it?
[03:34:51]  That's exactly why I have been denying it for a long time.
[03:34:55]  But you know what?
[03:34:56]  There's nothing wrong with being special.
[03:34:59]  It's not wrong.
[03:35:00]  Writing nice stories.
[03:35:02]  Bank special is not something I should be ashamed of.
[03:35:06]  You know what?
[03:35:06]  I really have nothing else to say about the subject.
[03:35:09]  If I go on, I will repeat myself more often than I already did.
[03:35:15]  I've had enough.
[03:35:16]  I've repeated myself too much during this video.
[03:35:19]  I've had enough.
[03:35:19]  I've had a lot of chance.
[03:35:22]  So, yeah, thank you for watching and have a great day.
[03:35:25]  Get him out of here.
[03:35:26]  Get him out of here.
[03:35:27]  All right.
[03:35:28]  Yeah, he was talking a little intelligent there.
[03:35:30]  See, Kyle, I kind of sense that.
[03:35:33]  It's pretty sad.
[03:35:34]  It's the same thing that Boogie did.
[03:35:36]  Remember that fat fuck boogie from YouTube?
[03:35:39]  You know, that's how he got popular, was pretending to be a fat autist.
[03:35:43]  And ever since he became popular doing that, all of a sudden he's gained some kind of a sympathy crowd that actually gives him money because all he has to do is go on and say, I'm depressed.
[03:35:55]  I feel like killing myself.
[03:35:57]  I'm a fat fuck.
[03:35:59]  Nobody likes me.
[03:36:00]  I have depression.
[03:36:02]  And then people just fucking throw money at him.
[03:36:04]  That's fucking fat piece of shit.
[03:36:08]  Anyway, what do we got here?
[03:36:11]  What is this?
[03:36:12]  I love C-Mit.
[03:36:14]  Fuck you.
[03:36:14]  Oh, my God.
[03:36:16]  Fuck you.
[03:36:16]  All right.
[03:36:17]  I love Cement.
[03:36:18]  Fuck you, dude.
[03:36:19]  All right.
[03:36:20]  No, I am.
[03:36:21]  And was it the more beer mug has arrived?
[03:36:26]  I have to know, Ghost, is this mug representative of how much beer you can handle?
[03:36:31]  Because this thing is fucking tiny.
[03:36:33]  If this is what you can handle, it's good to know you can chug four ounces of Miller Light.
[03:36:38]  I can't even get a decent drink of water.
[03:36:41]  Look, I have no idea about how big the mugs are, okay?
[03:36:45]  All right, that's stream elements.
[03:36:47]  And, you know, if it's, if it's, I don't know, I don't know what it is.
[03:36:51]  And not to mention, you shouldn't be drinking that much coffee anyway, dude.
[03:36:55]  All right, you're supposed to be drinking coffee out of that shit.
[03:36:57]  All right, I'm actually helping you by making sure that, you know, you don't drink too much coffee to send your blood pressure through the roof.
[03:37:04]  All right.
[03:37:04]  So don't be sitting here coming at me.
[03:37:06]  You're supposed to be drinking coffee, not alcohol, out of that son of a bitch.
[03:37:10]  And Black Worm just dropped the diamond and said, that's what happens if you enable your kid, parents.
[03:37:15]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:37:16]  That's exactly what happens.
[03:37:17]  You turn into a fucking tard.
[03:37:19]  And, you know, as a result, you know, you're going to play the tard role and you're going to use the tard card forever in a day.
[03:37:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:37:28]  All right.
[03:37:28]  Let's go ahead and get to the next video here.
[03:37:31]  The next video was requested by Chad Poopter Griffin.
[03:37:36]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:37:37]  And Chad Poopter Griffin said the following.
[03:37:40]  He said, let's get this night off to a bad start.
[03:37:43]  Now, I don't like Chad Poopter Griffin when he says shit like that because I don't know if y'all remember this, but he was once a part of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[03:37:54]  And when we had a not safe for work area in the chat room, this guy would go and spam the sickest shit I have ever seen in my fucking life.
[03:38:04]  I mean, I thought that I've seen some sick shit, but this Chad Poopter Griffin, motherfucker, dude, some of the sickest shit I have ever seen in my life.
[03:38:13]  He actually posted a GIF of some broad squatting, all right, and spreading her asshole open, and out came literal spaghetti out of her ass.
[03:38:25]  And it like came out as if it was like freshly cooked and like in a nice little bundle and it just fucking was shitted out of her ass.
[03:38:33]  I am not fucking joking.
[03:38:35]  I am not kidding.
[03:38:38]  Anyway, let's get to Chad Poopter Griffin's video.
[03:38:43]  All right.
[03:38:44]  Here it is.
[03:38:45]  And viewer discretion is advised, folks.
[03:38:47]  All right.
[03:38:48]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[03:38:50]  Let's get to Chad Poopter Griffin's video.
[03:38:52]  Here it is right here.
[03:38:54]  My butt is not big.
[03:38:56]  What the fuck?
[03:38:57]  I said, not big?
[03:39:00]  Dude, what the fuck, Chad Poopter Griffin?
[03:39:03]  Is normal size?
[03:39:07]  What the fuck, dude?
[03:39:10]  It is very, very small.
[03:39:14]  What the fuck?
[03:39:15]  Absolutely.
[03:39:16]  And look, that's an ill-placed gift, right?
[03:39:21]  That's an ill-placed.
[03:39:23]  It looks like that's coming out of her asshole.
[03:39:27]  And she's resting on her ass?
[03:39:29]  All right, dude.
[03:39:30]  What the fuck?
[03:39:31]  All right, look.
[03:39:32]  You know, you leave it up to Chad Poopter Griffin to just, you know, request something weird and freaky and disgusting.
[03:39:41]  Leave it up to Chad Poopter Griffin to do that, dude.
[03:39:43]  All right.
[03:39:44]  Who I am?
[03:39:44]  And what the hell is this?
[03:39:46]  Mama Luigi.
[03:39:50]  Why is Boogie here, but not Kobe Bryan?
[03:39:52]  That's a very good question, Mama Luigi.
[03:39:54]  Who I am?
[03:39:57]  Here's Geno Acts 1997.
[03:39:59]  Oh, my God.
[03:40:01]  If you ever tried anal on your wife, congratulations.
[03:40:06]  You now know what gay sex is like.
[03:40:09]  Not necessarily.
[03:40:11]  Not necessarily there, Geno X 1987, because when you perform anal sex on a man, what you're doing is you're actually massaging the prostate anally with your man meat as you achieve penetration in a male's ass.
[03:40:29]  All right.
[03:40:30]  And what ends up happening as you pump back and forth into the ass and continuously massage the prostate, you do what they call milk the prostate, meaning at some point in time, the prostate gets massaged and so aroused that ejaculation comes from that.
[03:40:48]  So, you know, I'm just saying, don't sit here and try to say that, oh, yeah, you fucked your man, your girl in the ass.
[03:40:56]  Now you know what it's gay.
[03:40:57]  No, no, it isn't.
[03:40:58]  All right.
[03:40:59]  No, it isn't.
[03:41:00]  And by the way, I'm providing a public service announcement when I say this.
[03:41:04]  All right.
[03:41:05]  Because I've done extensive research into the gay community.
[03:41:08]  All right.
[03:41:10]  I'm just saying.
[03:41:11]  Hey, what is it?
[03:41:12]  TryHard 7.
[03:41:14]  Oh, my God.
[03:41:15]  Try Hard 7.
[03:41:16]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[03:41:17]  Give me a break.
[03:41:18]  Hey, I've done extensive research into the gay community.
[03:41:22]  All right.
[03:41:23]  And by the way, the reason I did this is just in case I debate a gay.
[03:41:29]  Just in case I debate a gay, I will debate him and make him look like a mental midget.
[03:41:35]  I will make him look lower than his prolapsed anus because I know exactly what these gays are up to.
[03:41:43]  They can't hide behind that whole bullshit.
[03:41:45]  Oh, you don't know what it's like to be gay.
[03:41:49]  Oh, yeah.
[03:41:51]  Yeah, I know more than you think there.
[03:41:53]  All right, gay boy.
[03:41:54]  And I will make you look like the mental midget that you are, for fuck's sake.
[03:41:58]  All right.
[03:42:00]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[03:42:01]  I didn't mean to continue on with that regard.
[03:42:04]  Anyway, Geno X 1987 thought he was cute.
[03:42:08]  So I had to, you know, school him on his own homosexualism.
[03:42:12]  All right.
[03:42:13]  I had to school him on his own homosexualism.
[03:42:16]  All right, let's get to the next video.

=== Pet Mexican Video Reference Made (02:40) ===

[03:42:18]  The next video was requested by the pet Mexican.
[03:42:22]  All right.
[03:42:22]  I hope this is the real pet Mexican, by the way.
[03:42:24]  The pet Mexican said, ghost reactions to TTS donations.
[03:42:28]  I saved up all week and returned some pop cans for this donation.
[03:42:32]  I better win Capitalist of the Year.
[03:42:36]  Okay.
[03:42:37]  Capitalist of the Year.
[03:42:39]  Okay, Pet Mexican.
[03:42:40]  All right.
[03:42:41]  All right.
[03:42:41]  Let's go ahead and see what the pet Mexican has in store for us here.
[03:42:45]  Saved up all his pesos so that he can show this.
[03:42:50]  So let's get to the pet Mexican's video.
[03:42:53]  Here it is.
[03:42:54]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:42:55]  Here we go.
[03:42:56]  Why are rich, successful men suddenly going out and trying to have sex with lots of women?
[03:43:01]  To better understand the sex addiction outbreak, we have been running tests on chimpanzees.
[03:43:07]  You can see that this entire community of specimens are getting along handling.
[03:43:10]  Some pairs off, others on their own.
[03:43:12]  But now see this chimp here.
[03:43:13]  An average normal adult male blending in seamlessly with the others.
[03:43:17]  What the fuck?
[03:43:18]  Now watch.
[03:43:18]  We're going to give it a lot of money.
[03:43:21]  Go ahead.
[03:43:26]  We're gonna give it a lot of money.
[03:43:38]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:41]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:43]  Come on, man.
[03:43:44]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:45]  Yes.
[03:43:48]  And by the way, South Park sucks.
[03:43:50]  All right.
[03:43:52]  South Park sucks a cock with it, figuratively and literally.
[03:44:03]  The subject is now isolated and shunned.
[03:44:06]  Incredible.
[03:44:08]  And what's it doing now?
[03:44:09]  Making a public apology on its talk show.
[03:44:15]  Oh, my God.
[03:44:16]  All right, take this off.
[03:44:17]  I mean, the pet Mexican, what the fuck, dude, all right?
[03:44:21]  What the fuck?
[03:44:22]  Are you trying to tell us that you're some kind of a social justice warrior?
[03:44:27]  Are you trying to, are you trying to tell us something there, boy?
[03:44:30]  Jesus Christ.
[03:44:31]  And what is this?
[03:44:33]  Geno X 1987 again.
[03:44:37]  Oh, my God.
[03:44:37]  And Gino X 1987 said, what did 2016 and 2020 have in common?
[03:44:43]  Everyone got angry after a gorilla got killed.
[03:44:47]  I don't get it, dude.
[03:44:48]  I don't know.
[03:44:48]  Are you trying to be racist?
[03:44:50]  I thought you were one of these social justice warrior lefty Karens out here.
[03:44:54]  And now you're sitting over here trying to tell racist jokes.

=== Don Rickles Racist Joke Analysis (07:39) ===

[03:44:58]  All right.
[03:44:59]  Anyway, the pet Mexican requested the last video, just in case everybody was wondering.
[03:45:04]  Let's get to the next video.
[03:45:06]  And the next video was requested by none other than Skunkler.
[03:45:10]  And Skunkler said the following: People have forgotten how to laugh at themselves.
[03:45:15]  It's a tragedy.
[03:45:16]  So let's see what Skunkler has in store for us when he's making a reference of people not being able to laugh at themselves.
[03:45:24]  All right.
[03:45:25]  All right.
[03:45:26]  Here it is.
[03:45:26]  Oh, look.
[03:45:27]  Hey, Skunkler.
[03:45:28]  Touche, Skunkler, Touche.
[03:45:31]  He's given me none other than an old clip of Don Rickles.
[03:45:35]  And if you don't know who Don Rickles is, he was one of the fastest, wittiest comedians and racially and sensitive comedians that goes back to the Rat Pack days, okay?
[03:45:48]  So Skunkler requested this one, and this is where Skunk, or excuse me, Don Rickles roasts Mr. T.
[03:45:56]  And, you know, Mr. T's like, I pity the fool.
[03:45:59]  All right, play it.
[03:46:01]  Mr. Don Rickles.
[03:46:08]  Don Rickles, baby.
[03:46:15]  I bring love and I bring peace.
[03:46:19]  And I bring kindness and warmth.
[03:46:22]  I love the black people.
[03:46:29]  The black people of my life.
[03:46:32]  Awards.
[03:46:34]  They do what they're told.
[03:46:36]  Oh.
[03:46:39]  We're honoring Mr. T.
[03:46:41]  Oh.
[03:46:45]  I met this man many, many years ago in a 7-Eleven store, and he said, give me your money.
[03:46:53]  Hey, look, there's Gary Coleman.
[03:46:54]  There's Ricky Schroeder.
[03:46:56]  Annoying midget.
[03:46:59]  You were great in that picture, Ricky.
[03:47:01]  I loved you.
[03:47:01]  Jim, I want to view you, Jim.
[03:47:04]  Sniffling and whining all over the screen.
[03:47:09]  And Anne Jillian, you're a lovely woman and gorgeous.
[03:47:12]  I'm happily married, but my wife is ill.
[03:47:16]  Don Rickers, man.
[03:47:17]  Don Rickers.
[03:47:18]  Body dances and tingles.
[03:47:19]  My wife's body just lays in the bed and go, hey, there's Bob Holmes.
[03:47:27]  I got an old walrus, but I got to be nice because everything's in her name.
[03:47:34]  Of course, Rich Little does impressions, but he doesn't do one of my biggest.
[03:47:37]  My first picture, Rich.
[03:47:38]  You can ever top me on this.
[03:47:39]  Clock cable, run Salaron D.
[03:47:41]  I wouldn't tell you, Mr. T.
[03:47:42]  I don't give a damn what's happening.
[03:47:43]  Take this shit down.
[03:47:44]  Dive, dive, dow, die.
[03:47:46]  Anyway, please, don't stop.
[03:47:49]  Don't float.
[03:47:49]  You're not going anyplace doing fraud tricks on your shoulder.
[03:47:55]  Laughing, and the black guy just rolled you.
[03:48:01]  I'd like you to know this is Nell Carter.
[03:48:04]  I did.
[03:48:04]  I had the pleasure of being a guest star on her show.
[03:48:06]  Give me a break.
[03:48:06]  I brought her a lovely gift and she said, I'm not talking to you, man.
[03:48:09]  I'm not talking to you.
[03:48:11]  She's a lovely, lovely star.
[03:48:12]  You ask her.
[03:48:15]  I've seen her in the bathrobe in the dressing room and people go, I'm being shot under.
[03:48:21]  And George Perfard, who keeps calling me on the phone, saying, why is that black guy getting the bigger lines?
[03:48:26]  Anyway, George isn't jealous, but when you go to bed tonight, try to listen for a clock.
[03:48:35]  Your part, George, is getting smaller and smaller.
[03:48:37]  Tell him what you told me, how you fed up with the blacks if you don't want them in your neighborhood.
[03:48:43]  Man, pause this.
[03:48:45]  I mean, this is a time, folks, in the 70s, early 80s, where anybody who told racial humor didn't get offended.
[03:48:53]  All right.
[03:48:53]  It was a joke.
[03:48:54]  Everybody knew it was a joke.
[03:48:57]  All right.
[03:48:57]  Nobody got offended.
[03:48:59]  And I really do appreciate Skunkler for donating this Don Rickles because once again, this guy would be racially kind of on the borderline, et cetera.
[03:49:08]  And nobody ever fucking went after him.
[03:49:11]  And I wish we were in those days again, dude.
[03:49:13]  I really wish.
[03:49:14]  Well, we need the blacks.
[03:49:15]  Without them, there'd be no Olympics.
[03:49:19]  Without the blacks, there'd be no Olympics.
[03:49:23]  That's right.
[03:49:24]  These people are great runners.
[03:49:25]  You put a gun in their can, they can beat a bullet.
[03:49:31]  Oh, by the way, I would be amiss if I didn't mention that Bob Hope is here tonight.
[03:49:36]  It's good to see you, Bob.
[03:49:38]  He's here because there's no war on.
[03:49:42]  And Howard Cosell, I say from the bottom of my heart, you're annoying and you should go away.
[03:49:47]  This is Howard Cosell.
[03:49:50]  By the way, Howard Kosell was a sports announcer, announced during the first Monday night football seasons ever, and etc.
[03:49:58]  And by the way, a funny story about that guy is that he actually got fired from Monday night football because he said, and I quote, as a black receiver or a black, I don't know if it was a receiver or a running back, was running into the end zone.
[03:50:17]  And he said, and I quote, Howard Carsell said this, look at that monkey go.
[03:50:22]  And then he got fired and that was the end of his career.
[03:50:25]  So again, to Mr. T, you're the best.
[03:50:28]  You've proven that and continued success.
[03:50:29]  Thank you very much.
[03:50:33]  That was pretty good.
[03:50:34]  That was pretty goddamn good.
[03:50:36]  And by the way, true story about Howard Kosell, by the way.
[03:50:39]  All right, he was announcing Monday night football.
[03:50:41]  Somebody was coming in for a fucking touchdown.
[03:50:44]  And he goes, look at that little monkey go.
[03:50:47]  Like, you know, you know how fucking Howard Kosell used to talk.
[03:50:49]  Hey, it's me, Howard Cosell.
[03:50:52]  And we're here for Monday night football.
[03:50:55]  And here we go.
[03:50:57]  He gets the kickoff and he's running down the field.
[03:51:01]  And look at that little monkey go.
[03:51:04]  And that was the end of his career.
[03:51:06]  That was the end of his career.
[03:51:08]  Same thing happened to the infamous gang gambler, Jimmy the Greek.
[03:51:12]  Y'all remember Jimmy the Greek, dude?
[03:51:13]  Jimmy the Greek was an unadulterated gambler that bet on everything and made his fucking money off on gambling.
[03:51:20]  He was such a good gambler that he, I believe, was on NBC Sports, I believe, as a handicapper, as a guest handicapper for sports.
[03:51:30]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:51:32]  And Jimmy the Greek was being interviewed, and they asked him, like, you know, his opinion on the black athlete.
[03:51:39]  And then he went on this tirade, and I'm paraphrasing, this is what he said.
[03:51:43]  Well, you know, the black athlete has been genetically raised to be athletic.
[03:51:49]  They've been enslaved for 400 years.
[03:51:52]  So genetically, they're going to be more physical.
[03:51:56]  That's why they're so good in sports.
[03:51:59]  And that's why I made so much money betting back in the day as they integrated black athletes into sports.
[03:52:07]  And I would bet on the team that had the most black athletes.
[03:52:11]  And that's how I made that.
[03:52:13]  Anyway, after that, that was it for Jimmy the Greek.
[03:52:16]  They branded Jimmy the Greek a racist, and he died miserable and broke after that.
[03:52:20]  R.I.P. Jimmy the Greek, by the way, he was not a racist.
[03:52:24]  You know, he actually was trying to make a point.
[03:52:27]  Unfortunately, he, you know, being a gambler, he isn't the most articulate person in the book.
[03:52:32]  So he said it his way, and people didn't like it.
[03:52:35]  You know, they didn't like it.
[03:52:37]  Anyway, let's continue here.

=== Dean Martin Roast Memories Shared (07:39) ===

[03:52:38]  Thank you, Skunkler, for that trip down memory lane, especially watching those Dean Martin roasts.
[03:52:44]  I always love to watch Don Rickles, and I'm glad that people in here saw Don Rickles and saw that he wasn't the most politically correct comedian.
[03:52:52]  He would make racial jokes in front of black folks, and they wouldn't take offense to it.
[03:52:58]  They would just laugh about it.
[03:53:00]  You saw Mr. T. Mr. T could fucking choke out Don Rickles.
[03:53:04]  Instead, he was like laughing.
[03:53:06]  All right.
[03:53:06]  And by the way, Gary Coleman was sitting at the table and people were saying he's a 10-year-old kid, dude.
[03:53:13]  That dude was like 30 years old at that point.
[03:53:15]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:53:16]  Gary Coleman had a disease that prevented him from fucking like the same, it's similar to Webster, the kid Webster, that kind of disease.
[03:53:24]  And by the way, the white kid at the table was Ricky Schroeder.
[03:53:28]  All right, Ricky Schroeder, of course, the star of the TV series Silver Spoons, which is where Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air got his first acting gig.
[03:53:41]  All right.
[03:53:41]  Alfonso, whatever the hell his name is, all right?
[03:53:44]  The Carlton guy.
[03:53:45]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:53:45]  Go take a look at Silver Spoons.
[03:53:48]  That's where he made his first kid appearance.
[03:53:50]  I believe.
[03:53:51]  I could be wrong.
[03:53:52]  All right.
[03:53:53]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[03:53:54]  Let's continue with the next dono.
[03:53:56]  This next dono is Camunga Strikes.
[03:54:00]  Camunga Strikes requested this next dono, and he always gives us a little bit of a palate cleanser every time he donates.
[03:54:08]  So I'm looking forward to this.
[03:54:10]  And he said the following, two words, sweet leaf.
[03:54:15]  I hope that this is the sweet leaf that I'm thinking of.
[03:54:18]  And the first thing that comes to mind when I hear sweet leaf is black Sabbath.
[03:54:22]  And yes, it is.
[03:54:23]  That's what it is, folks.
[03:54:24]  So let's go ahead and have a little bit of a palate cleanser here.
[03:54:28]  And let's go ahead and take a look at Comunga Strikes video.
[03:54:31]  Here it is.
[03:54:39]  I'm going to have a smoke to this song.
[03:54:41]  I'm going to have a smoke.
[03:54:43]  Where's my pipe?
[03:54:45]  Where's my pipe?
[03:54:47]  Where's my heritage?
[03:54:48]  There it is.
[03:54:49]  Won't you listen?
[03:54:51]  Hell yeah.
[03:54:55]  When I first met you.
[03:54:57]  Cheers to everybody listening to me on the Saturday Night Troll Show tonight.
[03:55:01]  Where's my bad?
[03:55:05]  For your surprise.
[03:55:09]  You introduced me.
[03:55:12]  This new batch that I got from the Mexican kid that sells candy at Warmer Corner is called Pubic Hair.
[03:55:19]  Good shit, man.
[03:55:20]  Good shit.
[03:55:21]  Let me break some off and put it in the pipe here.
[03:55:27]  Hell yeah.
[03:55:28]  Let's get a little fucking smoking in here, huh?
[03:55:34]  Yeah!
[03:55:40]  Let's smoke shit.
[03:55:41]  A little bit of a sweet leaf, baby.
[03:55:55]  Here, I'm going to smoke it right now.
[03:55:56]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[03:55:58]  Cheers, baby.
[03:55:58]  Baby, cheers.
[03:56:00]  Oh yeah!
[03:56:08]  You gotta hold me when it hit the brain, baby.
[03:56:11]  You gotta hurt when it hit the brain.
[03:56:13]  Until you jump me, don't be around.
[03:56:20]  My life is free now.
[03:56:23]  My life is still.
[03:56:25]  Oh, yeah, that.
[03:56:29]  Oh, you get.
[03:56:31]  Oh, yeah, I'm smoking shit, baby.
[03:56:33]  I smoke shit.
[03:56:36]  And by the way, I got mucus coming out of my orifices here.
[03:56:39]  I gotta get a tissue, man.
[03:56:40]  Give me a tissue.
[03:56:45]  Hell yeah.
[03:56:47]  Please excuse me, man.
[03:56:49]  Every time I take the first hit of weed, mucus starts pouring out of the orifices, man.
[03:57:02]  That's better.
[03:57:04]  That's better.
[03:57:14]  Tell you, that first hit was great.
[03:57:15]  Let me take another one, baby.
[03:57:18]  And I hope that you're out there taking them too, baby.
[03:57:25]  Hell yeah, let me smoke.
[03:57:54]  Oh, God.
[03:57:59]  Come on now.
[03:58:01]  Jesus Christ, sorry, folks.
[03:58:07]  Jesus Christ, that's Jesus Christ.
[03:58:11]  Man, that one hit me, baby.
[03:58:14]  Not this pubic hair.
[03:58:15]  It's a good straight.
[03:58:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:58:19]  Here, I'm going to blow my hulk and plug Mokey in.
[03:58:21]  All right, please don't mind me.
[03:58:26]  You came to me.
[03:58:37]  Jesus Christ.
[03:58:38]  Oh, yeah, baby.
[03:58:40]  Great song to smoke to, Camunga Strikes, dude.
[03:58:45]  And by the way, I didn't mean to smoke over the solo, but it's a badass Tony Iommi solo, dude.
[03:59:07]  Oh, yeah.
[03:59:10]  I won't be out of the sweet beam.
[03:59:13]  Oh, yeah.
[03:59:14]  Yeah, everybody's good.
[03:59:15]  Corpus Christie Cap, but we saw a lot of people in here giving it a 10 out of 10.
[03:59:20]  Classic.
[03:59:21]  Classic song, dude.
[03:59:24]  All right, classic song.
[03:59:28]  Anyway, Comunga Strikes, dude, cheers to you.
[03:59:31]  I took some big hella hits.
[03:59:33]  And by the way, I had cleaned my screen earlier.
[03:59:36]  So I'm taking some really just hardcore hits.
[03:59:39]  And, you know, it's hitting the brain.
[03:59:41]  It's hitting the lungs.
[03:59:43]  And it was great to hear that song while partying on a Saturday night troll show with all my friends, okay?
[03:59:51]  I consider everybody listening to me right now on a Saturday night.
[03:59:55]  You could be doing anything else, but you're chilling here with me.
[03:59:59]  So even if you like me, if you hate me, if you're listening to me right now, I want to say that each and every one of you are my friends, and I'm going to stick my hand out in friendship, of course, with a rubber glove on it.
[04:00:12]  And I'm going to extend my hand in friendship to each and every one of you, baby.
[04:00:16]  Cheers to everybody in here.

=== German Beer Consumption Enjoyed (04:32) ===

[04:00:18]  And by the way, people are telling me to go ahead and start drinking.
[04:00:21]  And I think I should.
[04:00:22]  I've already been on here for about four hours.
[04:00:25]  So everybody knows what time it is.
[04:00:28]  You know, you haven't heard this in a while because yours truly had been suffering from gout foot over here.
[04:00:33]  The gout foot is completely cured.
[04:00:36]  Okay, I don't fucking feel it.
[04:00:37]  Everything's just fine.
[04:00:39]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to say, and the boy Jake just said it in a diamond.
[04:00:45]  More beer.
[04:00:48]  That was a voice crack.
[04:00:49]  Let me see if I can do that again.
[04:00:50]  More beer.
[04:00:53]  Jesus Christ, my voice is cracking from doing a show on Tuesday for 10 hours, show on Thursday for 10 hours, and I'll probably show today too.
[04:01:02]  So please excuse me.
[04:01:04]  I'm sorry I'm not at full vocal capacity here, but more beer.
[04:01:08]  Let's go ahead.
[04:01:09]  More beer.
[04:01:12]  All right, let's go ahead and do that.
[04:01:14]  All right, I got a whole ice chest right here full of spot and beer, baby.
[04:01:19]  Oh my God.
[04:01:21]  And it is my favorite lager.
[04:01:24]  Like I said, I'm a session drinker.
[04:01:27]  You know what I mean?
[04:01:28]  You know, I like to drink for a little bit.
[04:01:30]  I like to go to a bar or a pub or someplace and kind of kick back and have a session of drinking.
[04:01:36]  Not just, you know, I mean, you know, cheers to only use me blade, but, you know, this guy gets drunk within a matter of like an hour and a half from doing triple shots and all this other bullshit.
[04:01:49]  I mean, I like to get my buzz going on for at least a good few hours, you know, three or four or five hours or something.
[04:01:58]  So that's why you go ahead and pour this beer in here.
[04:02:03]  That's why I like to have a lager that's strong but isn't too strong, you know.
[04:02:09]  I like to have this lager.
[04:02:10]  It's like almost 6%.
[04:02:12]  It's like 5.5% or some shit.
[04:02:15]  And it's perfect for a drinking session.
[04:02:17]  You know, I can have easy 12 to 15 of these and be just fine.
[04:02:22]  It's a great spirit, by the way, Spotten.
[04:02:24]  And they do have two other ones.
[04:02:26]  They've got an Optimator, which is close to like, I think it's close to 9%.
[04:02:30]  I think it's like 8 and Change percent by volume of Spot and Optimator.
[04:02:35]  And the Oktoberfest, I believe, is somewhere around 6.5%, 7%.
[04:02:40]  But I like the lager.
[04:02:42]  Once again, the reason I like German beer so much is because they oblige something called the German purity laws.
[04:02:50]  And the German purity laws are something that Germany holds sacred when it comes to beer making.
[04:02:56]  And these laws were established back in, I think, the 1300s, if I'm not mistaken.
[04:03:02]  I mean, this goes way back in beer making history.
[04:03:06]  And Germans only use the best ingredients, the freshest ingredients.
[04:03:12]  And it's been that way ever since the existence of German brewing.
[04:03:17]  I do love German products.
[04:03:19]  And the beautiful part about Germans, and look, I'm not trying to be a pro-white nationalist here, but you've got to give credit where credit's due.
[04:03:26]  The Germans have had a work ethic that's second to none.
[04:03:29]  And when I mean work ethic, not just the ability and the strength and the ambition to work, but the ability to be able to construct and engineer products that they have a quality that is second to none in the international community.
[04:03:48]  I mean, their products have always been great.
[04:03:51]  And I try to buy as much German shit as I possibly can because of their quality, the quality of their production.
[04:04:00]  So cheers to German products and definitely cheers to German beer.
[04:04:04]  Unfortunately, Germany is being cucked right now.
[04:04:07]  And we all can talk about Angela Mechel and the European Union.
[04:04:11]  But yeah, I think people in the chat room agree with me.
[04:04:14]  Germany is no longer Germany.
[04:04:17]  But hey, I'm going to try to drink the German beer while they still produce it well.
[04:04:21]  So this right here, folks, I'm going to go ahead and put my beer high in the sky and toast each and every one of you that are listening to the broadcast.
[04:04:29]  You're my friends, man.
[04:04:31]  If you're listening to me right now on a Saturday night, you are my friend.
[04:04:35]  And I consider you my friend.
[04:04:36]  And I want to say cheers to you, man.
[04:04:38]  Here, let me get a fucking here.
[04:04:40]  Let me get the fucking Cheers glass here.
[04:04:42]  Here, look, cheers.
[04:04:43]  Just like that.
[04:04:46]  Just like that.
[04:04:46]  Whether you like me or hate me, man, cheers to you.
[04:04:49]  And I hope that you're having a good time with me tonight, man.

=== Germany Political Situation Discussed (03:45) ===

[04:04:51]  I'm not even kidding.
[04:04:51]  Here, let's go ahead and drink this.
[04:04:55]  Oh, man.
[04:04:58]  I miss it, dude.
[04:05:00]  I don't think I could ever stop drinking beer.
[04:05:02]  It's sad.
[04:05:02]  Beer is the worst thing that you can drink in many different capacities.
[04:05:07]  It's literally liquid bread.
[04:05:09]  It's literally liquid bread.
[04:05:12]  Anyway, let me continue here.
[04:05:14]  I don't want to get off on some soliloquy here.
[04:05:16]  I do want to continue on with the broadcast.
[04:05:20]  What's this?
[04:05:21]  In the field of local live home, man.
[04:05:24]  I am.
[04:05:27]  Fuck you.
[04:05:28]  All right.
[04:05:29]  Stop making me say shit like this, dude.
[04:05:32]  Hey, Khabib, what's up, Khabib Nagamarov?
[04:05:35]  Long time no see, man.
[04:05:37]  And thank you for coming in.
[04:05:38]  All right.
[04:05:39]  Cheers to you.
[04:05:40]  I've seen you around, and I'm glad you're chilling here with us tonight, man.
[04:05:47]  They can't pull the anti-Semitic card on him either.
[04:05:50]  This guy is a full-on Sholmo rabbi.
[04:05:53]  He had his own firm on Wall Street for 16 years.
[04:05:56]  Look him up.
[04:05:58]  I'll definitely take a look at it, dude.
[04:05:59]  And cheers to you, Khabib.
[04:06:01]  I'm glad to see you here, man.
[04:06:02]  So I've actually seen you here for the past couple of shows.
[04:06:05]  So cheers to you, man.
[04:06:07]  Thank you for coming in and chilling with us tonight.
[04:06:10]  But I'll take a look at that here in a minute.
[04:06:11]  As a matter of fact, I think that we'll be able to get done with these donos here within a couple of hours, dude, I think, in my opinion.
[04:06:19]  Let's just go ahead and continue.
[04:06:20]  The next video, thank you once again, Kamunga Strikes, for the sweet leaf.
[04:06:26]  This next one is by DJ Scrubbitaris.
[04:06:29]  And DJ Scrubbitaris says, here's a long Karen freakout video.
[04:06:34]  On an unrelated note, I hope the Boston Celtics get the WWW Banner 18, baby.
[04:06:41]  Now, look, I don't blame you, DJ Scrubbitaris, for being a Boston Celtics fan.
[04:06:46]  There's a long history of the NBA, Boston Celtics, and the championships.
[04:06:50]  That's why he's talking about Banner 18.
[04:06:52]  It would excuse me, be their 18th championship in NBA history.
[04:06:57]  But I want to be honest with you, folks, okay?
[04:07:00]  NBA is a piece of trash now.
[04:07:02]  It is an anti-American piece of trash, and it does not care about the American market.
[04:07:08]  It cares more about the Chinese and international markets at this point.
[04:07:14]  And as far as I'm concerned, the NBA sucks.
[04:07:17]  The NBA is a piece of trash.
[04:07:20]  No one should be watching the NBA.
[04:07:21]  And if you like basketball, I strongly advise people to just go and watch college ball.
[04:07:28]  And the reason I advise you to do so is because if you like college ball, you can see games all the time when basketball season comes around.
[04:07:36]  They're all on and all sports channels.
[04:07:39]  And secondly, there's actually an element of legitimate competition in college ball.
[04:07:45]  You know, you see it on the court of NBA.
[04:07:48]  These guys aren't really playing, playing in a competitive way.
[04:07:51]  Most of these people are more worried about how they look on the court, whether they're going to get some kind of a dunk that's going to make some kind of a highlight reel.
[04:08:00]  And, you know, I mean, they're not playing to win.
[04:08:04]  They're not playing to win.
[04:08:05]  There's no competition.
[04:08:06]  It's disgusting.
[04:08:08]  And at least these kids out in college that are playing college ball are trying to win because when they win and when their team wins, they get notoriety and it becomes an actual competitive sport.
[04:08:23]  They have no incentive.
[04:08:24]  They're not getting paid.
[04:08:26]  They're doing this because they're getting a free college degree.
[04:08:30]  So anyway, I don't mean to go off on a soliloquy, but seriously, take a look at college ball.

=== Hormones and Birth Control Effects (02:56) ===

[04:08:36]  What is this?
[04:08:39]  Stupid fucking idiot.
[04:08:41]  N-word Mustang, okay?
[04:08:43]  That's what they want me to say.
[04:08:44]  N-word Mustang.
[04:08:46]  The field of local life.
[04:08:48]  Geno X1987.
[04:08:50]  What is yellow and can't swim?
[04:08:52]  A bus full of children.
[04:08:54]  Ah, Jesus, dude.
[04:08:56]  That's fucking sick and morbid, man.
[04:08:58]  What the hell are you talking about?
[04:08:59]  Hey, Gino X1987, have you been fucking drinking?
[04:09:04]  Have you been fucking drinking or something?
[04:09:06]  Jesus Christ.
[04:09:08]  All right.
[04:09:08]  Anyway, sorry about that, folks.
[04:09:10]  Let's just go ahead and get to DJ Scrubbiteri's video.
[04:09:13]  He said that this is a Karen freakout video, according to DJ Scrubiteris.
[04:09:18]  So I'd love to see this.
[04:09:20]  And this is kind of a long one, but we're going to play $20 and 20 buckers worth.
[04:09:25]  Once again, DJ Scrubiteri's cheers.
[04:09:28]  Let's go ahead and take a look at this Karen compilation.
[04:09:32]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:09:33]  Here it is.
[04:09:33]  Do that again?
[04:09:34]  I was delivering my pizza.
[04:09:35]  What were you saying?
[04:09:36]  Get out of here.
[04:09:36]  Why?
[04:09:37]  This is private property and you're trespassing.
[04:09:40]  I'm delivering it to you.
[04:09:42]  You know, look, I don't mean to stop right now, but I'm starting to see a lot of these like fluoride stares, these, you know, kind of 100-yard stares and these very big freakouts with women.
[04:09:55]  And I've had many conversations with the inner circle and the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room about this.
[04:10:01]  And my summation is, the reason why women are going so crazy is because of these new forms of birth control that literally, they can take a pill or they get a fucking injection, or there's all kinds of different weird ways of birth control that supposedly leave you infertile for six months a year, and I think that it is legitimately fucking with the hormones of women.
[04:10:25]  I think these new forms of birth control because, let me tell you, if your hormones are fucked up, they can make you do some sick fucking shit.
[04:10:33]  That's why, whenever a woman has a child, she has something called postpartum depression.
[04:10:38]  And the reason that she has postpartum depression is because the hormones after childbirth are going all over the place.
[04:10:46]  And that's why you occasionally have regret during postpartum depression, regret about the child, regret having the child, regret that the child's he.
[04:10:56]  I'm not even kidding, and some postpartum depressions have driven women to kill their fucking own kids.
[04:11:04]  And it's because your hormones are directly correlated with how you are as a person and if your hormones are imbalanced, you you can be a literal, a legitimate nutcase, and I think that's what's going on with that.
[04:11:18]  And then you combine that with these bitches taking these psychotropic drugs that are being dispensed by psychologists and psychiatrists.
[04:11:25]  I think this is a bad recipe and I think that's why you're seeing a lot of this shit.
[04:11:29]  Play it, Jesus Christ.
[04:11:32]  What is wrong with you?

=== Gold Pawn Shop Strategy Explained (04:18) ===

[04:11:33]  Will you please get out of my way?
[04:11:36]  Are you serious?
[04:11:36]  She fucking spit on it, man.
[04:11:39]  She just fucking spit on it.
[04:11:42]  I was knocking on your door.
[04:11:43]  I'm looking for my phone.
[04:11:45]  Oh my god.
[04:11:46]  Look at the look at the tit sweat.
[04:11:48]  Look at the tit flab sweat right there.
[04:11:50]  Look at that.
[04:11:53]  You're going to have to explain that to the cops.
[04:11:56]  I didn't take.
[04:11:57]  Did you grab my phone when I sent it down when I was showing you this?
[04:12:00]  I didn't touch your phone.
[04:12:01]  Where's my phone?
[04:12:04]  Did you take my phone?
[04:12:06]  You're a horrible liar, too, dude.
[04:12:08]  Where's my phone?
[04:12:09]  How'd you get my house?
[04:12:10]  I didn't touch your house or go in your house.
[04:12:12]  I was knocking on the door to my house.
[04:12:13]  We're going to stay separate until the police get here.
[04:12:18]  I can't look at Burger Planet trying to squat somewhere.
[04:12:24]  Somebody was in my house and my vacuum's fucking missing.
[04:12:27]  I didn't take your vacuum.
[04:12:28]  Why would I take you back?
[04:12:29]  Your vacuum, dude.
[04:12:30]  I don't fucking know.
[04:12:31]  Why'd you fucking know?
[04:12:32]  Because by the way, the reason they take vacuums is because they can get paid for them at the pawn shop.
[04:12:38]  Pawn shop, dude, I've seen it.
[04:12:40]  I've seen it firsthand.
[04:12:42]  And the reason I would go to pawn shops is because of this.
[04:12:44]  I had a strategy.
[04:12:46]  And this is actually a strategy that you could actually employ yourself or implement yourself.
[04:12:51]  Excuse me.
[04:12:52]  You want to go to a pawn shop, especially if you have gold or silver.
[04:12:57]  And when gold and silver prices are high, what you want to do is you want to be able to be able to take a loan out on that, right?
[04:13:07]  You want to take a loan out when it's high.
[04:13:09]  And then when it drops down, because once you start seeing highs in gold, as we've seen here recently, you're going to see drops of people cashing out.
[04:13:19]  Okay.
[04:13:20]  And what it does is, is you can either get the fucking loan on the pawn loan and have the pawn shop hold your gold and give you spot price at that particular time.
[04:13:32]  And then if you wait the length of the pawn loan, depending on how long you have it for, if the price of gold goes up or silver goes up, then what you want to do is pay off the loan.
[04:13:47]  All right.
[04:13:47]  Pay off the loan and then get it out as it's going up because you just made money while you spent money and then paid back the loan and you've got even more equity on the gold that you pull out.
[04:14:03]  This was a very good strategy.
[04:14:05]  And what's good about it, if it doesn't go that direction and it goes down, then you don't even pay the pawn anyway.
[04:14:11]  Let them keep the fucking gold and silver.
[04:14:12]  Who gives a shit?
[04:14:13]  You know what I mean?
[04:14:14]  I don't know.
[04:14:15]  Did you grab it?
[04:14:15]  That's kind of fucking creepy, bro.
[04:14:17]  Do you remember?
[04:14:18]  Kind of fucking creepy.
[04:14:21]  Then why are you fucking so nervous?
[04:14:22]  Why are you sweating so much?
[04:14:24]  Hey, hold on a second.
[04:14:25]  The race car is asking about the high interest, though.
[04:14:28]  Believe it or not, there's pawn shops that have very low interest if you pay them off within a shortened short period of time, like 30 days or something.
[04:14:38]  All right.
[04:14:38]  And when you're looking at a very volatile market like we're seeing right now in the gold market, what you could do is you could purchase gold right now.
[04:14:48]  I believe gold is like $1,800 or something right now.
[04:14:51]  I forgot the last price, right?
[04:14:53]  Let's say you purchase it and then it goes up to $2,000.
[04:14:56]  Okay.
[04:14:57]  You pawn the shit at $2,000.
[04:15:00]  And then you go out, you spend the money, or you invest that money in something else, or buy more gold, or whatever you want to do.
[04:15:07]  There's a whole bunch of strategies you can do.
[04:15:09]  And then once the shit goes up in price, if it goes up to 22, 23, you take out the fucking gold within 30 days.
[04:15:17]  And even if you do pay interest, it's nothing compared to the profit that you'll make when you pull it out.
[04:15:24]  So, and then you keep the gold.
[04:15:26]  You got paid on your gold and you get to keep the gold.
[04:15:30]  You know, so that's, that's what, that's a strategy out there.
[04:15:33]  Okay, that's a strategy.
[04:15:35]  No one sweats because they're looking for their phone.
[04:15:40]  Public freak out.
[04:15:46]  Yeah.
[04:15:50]  Stay there.
[04:15:51]  You did wrong.

=== Leaving Dog In Car Scandal Debated (06:08) ===

[04:15:52]  Skier to the back of people.
[04:15:53]  Can I see your pass, please?
[04:15:55]  He was out of control.
[04:15:57]  I mean, dude.
[04:15:58]  Do you know what?
[04:15:58]  He nearly killed me.
[04:16:00]  He hit my skis at speed.
[04:16:02]  That's the risk you take when you're at a ski resort.
[04:16:07]  All right, you gotta look out.
[04:16:08]  It's like the same way like a fucking skateboard, you know?
[04:16:13]  Oh, God, dude.
[04:16:14]  Let the guy enjoy his skiing.
[04:16:16]  These fucking people, man.
[04:16:18]  You have to ski in control, okay?
[04:16:21]  It's for your safety and for everybody else's around you.
[04:16:25]  I think he gets that.
[04:16:27]  I think he was out of control, you dumb cunt.
[04:16:30]  It's a really serious thing.
[04:16:31]  This is like a highway, okay?
[04:16:33]  You have to be careful of everybody around you.
[04:16:36]  Oh, God.
[04:16:38]  I hate bitches like this, dude.
[04:16:41]  Dude, is that considered a car?
[04:16:43]  A car spikes 20 degrees in two minutes in a hot day like this.
[04:16:46]  It is 86 degrees outside.
[04:16:48]  You left your dog in a car.
[04:16:50]  Oh, you bitch.
[04:16:51]  You got to stopwatch time going on your car?
[04:16:53]  You fucking bitch.
[04:16:55]  So, dude, this bitch.
[04:16:57]  You need to know.
[04:16:58]  This bitch should be fucking thrown in jail.
[04:17:00]  Look at this poor dog, dude.
[04:17:02]  This bitch should be thrown in fucking jail.
[04:17:06]  She's leaving her fucking dog in a hot ass car.
[04:17:09]  You dumb bitch.
[04:17:10]  I have left my dog in the car.
[04:17:12]  I can run in and get something.
[04:17:14]  Oh, God.
[04:17:14]  This gentleman decided to break my two windows, and now he won't leave because he said the police are supposed to be coming.
[04:17:21]  I have blasts everywhere.
[04:17:23]  Yeah, well, I mean, if you're that concerned about your broken windows, you would want the police to come.
[04:17:28]  You're just afraid because you didn't just go in and go out.
[04:17:32]  All right, that's bullshit.
[04:17:34]  I hate people like this, dude.
[04:17:36]  People that leave their pets in their cars like this in fucking hot weather.
[04:17:39]  I mean, not.
[04:17:40]  Oh, God.
[04:17:41]  You fucking people fucking should be.
[04:17:43]  You should have your hands chopped off or some shit.
[04:17:45]  And he's harassing me.
[04:17:47]  Yeah.
[04:17:48]  No, he's not harassing you.
[04:17:50]  You can't leave a dog.
[04:17:51]  It is hot outside.
[04:17:54]  What's the first thing you do when you get in your car on a hot day?
[04:17:57]  No, no, I'm not.
[04:17:58]  What's the first thing you do when I'm in the car?
[04:17:59]  I'm telling you, then she thinks she can fucking hold your windows down.
[04:18:02]  Well, neither.
[04:18:04]  is giving me problems because I asked them to close the gate.
[04:18:07]  I asked them to I made a comment because the gate was open.
[04:18:10]  He wanted to open his miserable mouth with his miserable girlfriend.
[04:18:14]  You, Jackson, the stock partner doesn't know the rules.
[04:18:17]  By the way, I have followers on Instagram.
[04:18:20]  What do you have?
[04:18:21]  Who do you have?
[04:18:22]  Are you serious?
[04:18:23]  This bitch is actually bragging about her followers on Instagram as a form of a threat?
[04:18:29]  I've got followers on Instagram.
[04:18:32]  what do you got?
[04:18:35]  society is dead if you're trying to find you're trying to give your instagram clout in real life and thinking that's going to win you any kind of substance And you're at a dog park for fuck's sake, dude.
[04:18:49]  Just shut up and take care of your dog, man.
[04:18:52]  Oh, my God.
[04:18:53]  He crashed.
[04:18:54]  I could tell.
[04:18:54]  I fucking hate these bitches, dude.
[04:18:57]  I thought it was worth holding everybody up so you can harass some people in there.
[04:19:01]  Oh, look at this bitch.
[04:19:02]  You hadn't missed a meal.
[04:19:04]  They're food workers.
[04:19:05]  I heard you yelling in there.
[04:19:07]  Instead of waiting in your car like a normal person, now nobody behind you gets the moot.
[04:19:12]  Nice job, Karen.
[04:19:14]  Oh, yeah, get mad.
[04:19:15]  You're blocking everybody, dude.
[04:19:17]  You know what?
[04:19:17]  I just barely got my food.
[04:19:19]  Oh, yeah, you could have pulled forward.
[04:19:21]  You have to wait like everybody else.
[04:19:23]  What makes you so entitled that you need to get your feet before everybody else, Karen?
[04:19:27]  This is what happens when you take women out of the kitchen, dude.
[04:19:30]  This is exactly what happened, man.
[04:19:32]  Fucking shit.
[04:19:33]  That's what I thought.
[04:19:34]  Fucking shit.
[04:19:35]  Oh, you're sick.
[04:19:36]  Yeah, you're sick.
[04:19:36]  You left that dog in a car alone in this heat.
[04:19:39]  Look at that poor kid.
[04:19:40]  His dog is hairy.
[04:19:41]  That dog is hairy.
[04:19:42]  Look at him.
[04:19:43]  And you're leaving a dog and you're leaving a dog in a car.
[04:19:47]  What the fuck is up with these loaded a car?
[04:19:50]  They're leaving their dogs in a car, you fucking confident.
[04:19:53]  Got on social media.
[04:19:55]  Put on YouTube.
[04:19:56]  You know what?
[04:19:57]  YouTube.
[04:19:59]  Tell me.
[04:20:01]  I mean, he's fucking.
[04:20:02]  But you leave a baby in a car too, right?
[04:20:04]  He's fucking panting.
[04:20:05]  Yeah, it's good.
[04:20:06]  I bet you leave a baby in a car too alone, right?
[04:20:09]  No.
[04:20:10]  Oh, my God.
[04:20:10]  I'm dumb.
[04:20:11]  I'm not the one who leaving a dog in a car alone.
[04:20:15]  Like, he's going to answer you.
[04:20:17]  You know what?
[04:20:18]  This guy is crazy.
[04:20:20]  I'm not crazy.
[04:20:21]  I'm a dog lover.
[04:20:22]  I know, dude.
[04:20:23]  I mean, give me a break.
[04:20:25]  This two weeks old.
[04:20:26]  This is a week old.
[04:20:27]  Will not work.
[04:20:28]  This is a brand new refrigerator from them.
[04:20:30]  Does not work.
[04:20:31]  So I keep any of food cold.
[04:20:33]  My parents came in here two weeks before that, but two different televisions set the whole thing up.
[04:20:38]  Jesus, nothing.
[04:20:38]  And this is another thing I hate.
[04:20:40]  No television.
[04:20:42]  This is another thing I hate about people, and it's usually women that do this.
[04:20:45]  Men do it occasionally, okay?
[04:20:47]  Just to you people that think I'm being sexist, but for the most part, women are doing this.
[04:20:52]  They're in the middle of a fucking retail shop like Walmart, okay, where they've got thousands of locations and they come in because they spent a fucking couple of hundred bucks on some fucking crap, all right, and for whatever reason, it does, I don't know, they want to exchange it, they didn't like it, or, you know, somebody told them that they didn't look good taking it to the car, whatever.
[04:21:15]  They come in and they fucking just start talking all kinds of shit.
[04:21:19]  They start talking loud, they start cursing, they start fucking talking shit to people like they own the fucking place.
[04:21:26]  And then my favorite is, I'm going to call corporate.
[04:21:29]  That's what I'm going to do.
[04:21:30]  Like corporate gives a fuck, you dumb cut.
[04:21:33]  Gee, god damn it.
[04:21:34]  Notice these are all bitches.
[04:21:36]  These are all bitches.
[04:21:37]  This doesn't work.
[04:21:38]  That doesn't work.
[04:21:39]  And now they're telling me this is a week old.
[04:21:41]  This is two weeks old.
[04:21:42]  And they're telling me they won't give me my money back because I'm upset.
[04:21:46]  I'm not, I'm not calm.
[04:21:47]  You can't tell somebody who's been like under this kind of duress.
[04:21:52]  You can't tell them if I act really nice and pretty, will they return it?
[04:21:56]  If I act calm and nice and pretty, then everything's going to be okay.

=== Coffee Shop Conflict Experience Shared (14:57) ===

[04:22:01]  These people are retail managers, okay?
[04:22:03]  I don't understand where bitches or anybody thinks that if you raise your voice at these fucking underpaid people, that they're going to somehow just bow down to you.
[04:22:11]  That's not how it works, okay?
[04:22:13]  Just talk to these people in a rational and a very, you know, low-tone type of situation and say, look, sir, ma'am, all right, I'd like to return this, and they're telling me I can't return it.
[04:22:24]  Can you give me an explanation of why I can't do it?
[04:22:27]  You know, it's just, no, no, you have to act like this.
[04:22:32]  You got to act a fool.
[04:22:33]  And Cheekbuster just dropped a diamond and said, this is why I'm going to start concealed carrying.
[04:22:39]  Well, I wouldn't go that far, but these bitches definitely need the spirit of Ike Turner to come back and get his pimp hands strong on these Karens.
[04:22:50]  Jesus Christ.
[04:22:50]  That was the first money here I was hearing.
[04:22:53]  You endangered me.
[04:22:55]  You endangered me.
[04:22:57]  Jeez, this is horrible.
[04:22:59]  This is horrible.
[04:23:03]  You're still.
[04:23:04]  My thumb has to be.
[04:23:05]  How stupid are these fucking people should stay?
[04:23:10]  This is such cringe, dude.
[04:23:13]  This is such cringe.
[04:23:16]  Go back here where she came from.
[04:23:17]  Oh, my God.
[04:23:18]  Go back to her.
[04:23:19]  No, my daughter's not friendly with Stranger.
[04:23:22]  My daughter is not friendly with Stranger.
[04:23:23]  I don't want you friends.
[04:23:24]  I don't want her to get beat.
[04:23:25]  The Americans said we don't want you here.
[04:23:28]  That's why we elected President Trump.
[04:23:31]  No, hey, she's a friend in the whole fucking country.
[04:23:35]  Don't touch her.
[04:23:36]  Don't touch her.
[04:23:37]  Where are you?
[04:23:38]  Yeah, I can't walk.
[04:23:38]  Maybe something.
[04:23:39]  How do you come to my country?
[04:23:40]  You stole my property.
[04:23:44]  Holy shit.
[04:23:45]  Get away from me.
[04:23:47]  Get him away, buddy.
[04:23:48]  He didn't put his hands on me.
[04:23:50]  Oh, my God.
[04:23:50]  Look at these boomers.
[04:23:52]  Look at these boomers.
[04:23:56]  Oh, my God.
[04:23:57]  Look at these boomers.
[04:23:59]  Oh, my God.
[04:24:01]  I mean, aren't you fucking people a little old to be acting this way?
[04:24:05]  You're the elders, you old fucks.
[04:24:07]  I mean, there's kids probably in this fast food joint looking at these old people and just thinking to themselves, it never fucking ends, doesn't it?
[04:24:15]  Jesus Christ.
[04:24:17]  I mean, for Christ's sake.
[04:24:19]  I said, if you come back there again and trespass on my property, oh my god, this is a male care.
[04:24:26]  What the fuck happened to his nose, dude?
[04:24:28]  What the fuck is this?
[04:24:30]  What the fuck happened there?
[04:24:31]  Did he dig too far and, you know, I don't know, exploded his nose cavity or something?
[04:24:36]  What the fuck happened there?
[04:24:38]  My GPS isn't working, so I'm not able to find out where I'm going.
[04:24:41]  Well, so if you're just wandering around trying to find where I need to deliver this package, you don't need to threaten me with gun violence.
[04:24:47]  It's not threatening you.
[04:24:49]  It is threatening tires though.
[04:24:50]  So you can call it whatever you want.
[04:24:52]  There's a sign on the corner where you turn down a driveway that says 157.
[04:24:56]  Yeah.
[04:24:57]  Are you fucking listening to me or what?
[04:24:58]  Here, this is my property.
[04:25:00]  Yes.
[04:25:01]  He's threatening me with gun violence.
[04:25:03]  Does that sound like 366?
[04:25:06]  I'm trying.
[04:25:07]  I'm trying.
[04:25:07]  Shut the fuck up my podcast.
[04:25:08]  Are you madness?
[04:25:10]  Go!
[04:25:10]  I mean, and then this is another thing, dude.
[04:25:12]  This is a poor schmuck Amazon driver.
[04:25:15]  You know, he's probably being overworked over here, and he's got to deal with old fucking psychopath idiots like this.
[04:25:22]  Dude, I can't believe this is what's happening in America, dude.
[04:25:27]  I can't believe this shit.
[04:25:28]  I'm going to go.
[04:25:28]  I will.
[04:25:30]  I don't give a fuck, though.
[04:25:32]  Can you just back off so I can get out of here?
[04:25:33]  What are you trespassing on mine?
[04:25:34]  Get the fuck off my property.
[04:25:37]  I'm way down to the end.
[04:25:38]  Okay.
[04:25:39]  On the same road?
[04:25:40]  Are you here?
[04:25:41]  Yeah, right down here.
[04:25:42]  Okay.
[04:25:43]  Awesome.
[04:25:44]  What's your husband's name?
[04:25:46]  What's your husband's name?
[04:25:46]  Oh, my God.
[04:25:47]  This is fucking horrible.
[04:25:48]  One more and we're moving.
[04:25:49]  I'm trying to leave an accident.
[04:25:51]  That's a hit and run.
[04:25:52]  There's no accident.
[04:25:53]  It's back here.
[04:25:54]  There is damage.
[04:25:56]  Where is it?
[04:25:56]  Where?
[04:25:57]  Let me see it.
[04:26:00]  Oh, yeah, that's damage.
[04:26:01]  Yeah.
[04:26:02]  That's the part that's more.
[04:26:03]  Oh, my goodness.
[04:26:05]  Cops on me and have them take me down.
[04:26:06]  Make sure you get my here.
[04:26:11]  Well, I mean, look.
[04:26:13]  It's 97.
[04:26:14]  I don't know if I saw a dent or it was a scratch.
[04:26:18]  Either way, it's not your property to do that, dude.
[04:26:21]  Grand Marquis.
[04:26:22]  Okay.
[04:26:23]  Stock number 6X7-36078.
[04:26:30]  That'd be a hit and run.
[04:26:35]  If you leave, that's a hit and rhyme.
[04:26:37]  I don't think you want to leave.
[04:26:39]  That's a hit and rhyme.
[04:26:40]  Seriously, it's a button.
[04:26:42]  What is it?
[04:26:42]  A hit and run.
[04:26:45]  I'm not hitting and running.
[04:26:46]  I'm hitting and I'm checking this.
[04:26:48]  And there ain't shit wrong with this.
[04:26:50]  I kind of see a dent a little bit.
[04:26:53]  But either way, dude, it's not your fucking property.
[04:26:56]  All right, that's enough.
[04:26:57]  We've already saw about nine minutes of this, and the only reason I went on a little longer is because it was Karen's, you know?
[04:27:03]  Anyway, thank you, DJ Scrubbiteries.
[04:27:06]  That was actually pretty cool for Christ's sake.
[04:27:09]  I do appreciate that.
[04:27:10]  Who the hell's this?
[04:27:14]  Buy Dying 2020.
[04:27:16]  Fuck you.
[04:27:17]  Buy Dying to fuck you, you stupid fucking idiot.
[04:27:21]  Here's Fox McLeod.
[04:27:23]  Local live home entertainment.
[04:27:25]  Oh, my God.
[04:27:26]  You ever notice their voices all sound the same?
[04:27:29]  They do, dude.
[04:27:30]  They had that screech.
[04:27:32]  You know, that fucking screech in here.
[04:27:34]  And here's True Sand, you know, F-A-G-Sko Radio.
[04:27:40]  Or Gadio, excuse me.
[04:27:44]  Hey, Ghost wanted to donate a more serious video for once.
[04:27:48]  Channel is run and operated by a whiny shitskin that complains about whites have it in the international dating market.
[04:27:54]  Really?
[04:27:55]  Wanted to drop this.
[04:27:56]  Keep a few more of your fans from becoming trannies.
[04:27:59]  And you forgot the link, dude.
[04:28:01]  Oh, no, here it is.
[04:28:02]  Here it is.
[04:28:02]  You got to.
[04:28:06]  To have start up some radio graffiti ghost.
[04:28:09]  Or how about we radio again?
[04:28:11]  Dude, believe it or not, dude, during the first three hours, we did radio graffiti for about an hour and change, actually.
[04:28:17]  The first hour, the second hour.
[04:28:22]  We did some fucking date line, and it was hilarious, dude.
[04:28:25]  I have to admit, it was hilarious.
[04:28:28]  Ask the people in the chat.
[04:28:29]  It was fucking funny as hell.
[04:28:31]  So we've already done all that.
[04:28:33]  It was fucking funny.
[04:28:34]  I don't know about raiding EBZ.
[04:28:36]  We tried to raid EBZ, but unfortunately, he looks like he's broadcasting from a potato.
[04:28:43]  And I haven't seen that level of pixelization until since what?
[04:28:48]  Real network streams back in like 1997.
[04:28:52]  You know, I'm not even kidding.
[04:28:53]  Anyway, DJ Scrubiteries, thank you very much for those Karen videos.
[04:28:58]  Not only did I appreciate them, but everybody in the chat room appreciated them.
[04:29:02]  So cheers to you, man.
[04:29:03]  Let's get to the next video here.
[04:29:05]  We've got Boat.
[04:29:06]  Boat donated a $20, $20 and said, you know, I've had it on my backlog to replace my monthly coffee deliveries with this.
[04:29:16]  But now that you mentioned coffee, I should go ahead with some of this.
[04:29:20]  Wait a minute, because I'm, you know, drinking coffee, you're like, yeah, you know what?
[04:29:24]  Since Ghost is drinking coffee, I don't want to drink coffee anymore.
[04:29:28]  I'm not drinking coffee yet, first of all.
[04:29:30]  I'm considering drinking coffee.
[04:29:33]  I want to get that fucking Juan Valdez, you know, cocaine coffee shit or whatever it is.
[04:29:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:29:41]  So anyway, that's what I want to get.
[04:29:43]  And, you know, it is what it is.
[04:29:46]  All right.
[04:29:46]  What the hell is this?
[04:29:47]  Oh, and by the way, everybody's been telling me to get this coffee.
[04:29:52]  All right.
[04:29:52]  I'm glad you donated this boat because everybody has been telling me to get this coffee.
[04:29:58]  And I'm going to go ahead and do so.
[04:30:00]  And why the hell is everybody donating lemons?
[04:30:03]  Where's all what the fuck is up with all the lemon donating?
[04:30:06]  What's going on?
[04:30:09]  Look at all these fucking lemons being donated, dude.
[04:30:11]  What the hell is going on here?
[04:30:14]  Anyway, let me continue here.
[04:30:16]  Let's get with Boat's donation.
[04:30:18]  Look at all these fucking lemons, man.
[04:30:22]  Jesus Christ.
[04:30:23]  Enough with the fucking lemons, man.
[04:30:25]  Look at this shit.
[04:30:27]  Enough of the crap.
[04:30:30]  You're fucking up the goddamn fucking chat on the stream here, man.
[04:30:34]  Cut the shit.
[04:30:36]  Cut the shit.
[04:30:39]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:30:41]  All right.
[04:30:41]  Before I get to Boat's video, all right, I think you know what time it is.
[04:30:46]  It's time for more beer.
[04:30:50]  That's what the fuck time it is.
[04:30:51]  All right.
[04:30:52]  Let me get my fucking other beer.
[04:30:54]  All right.
[04:30:54]  We're fucking drinking beer tonight.
[04:30:56]  All right.
[04:30:57]  I know everybody's concerned.
[04:30:58]  It's like, God, Ghost, you just had gout, dude.
[04:31:00]  Should you really be drinking right now?
[04:31:02]  Probably not, but you know, you only live once.
[04:31:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:31:06]  You want to have a good time doing it.
[04:31:07]  All right.
[04:31:08]  So that's what I'm doing.
[04:31:09]  I'm chilling with all my friends here who are chilling with me on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[04:31:16]  Jesus Christ.
[04:31:17]  And I appreciate each and every one of you, man.
[04:31:19]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:31:20]  Let's go ahead and get a second beer.
[04:31:22]  And then we're going to go ahead and get to Boat's video.
[04:31:25]  Look at all these fucking lemon.
[04:31:26]  Dude, what's up with the lemons, dude?
[04:31:28]  Is that like an insult or something?
[04:31:29]  Are y'all fucking insulting me?
[04:31:33]  I don't get it, dude.
[04:31:34]  All right, I don't get it.
[04:31:35]  Anyway, we poured out the beer.
[04:31:36]  It's got a lot of head on it.
[04:31:38]  So let's wait for that head to go off and let's go ahead and get to Boat's first video.
[04:31:44]  And like I said, they've been telling me a lot of people have been telling me to get this coffee.
[04:31:48]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:31:49]  Here it is.
[04:31:50]  A lot of people call my videos offensive.
[04:31:52]  Well, fuck you.
[04:31:57]  Whoa.
[04:31:58]  People ask us why we have so many guns.
[04:32:00]  I just tell them, how about over 200 years of freedom, bitch?
[04:32:03]  Whoa.
[04:32:06]  Here at Black Rifle Coffee Company, we have a coffee club, which means you spend less time ordering and more time doing what you love.
[04:32:13]  No look.
[04:32:15]  Oh, man.
[04:32:16]  Now.
[04:32:16]  And I actually hit that.
[04:32:18]  I have to worry about microaggressions.
[04:32:19]  I want to get this coffee.
[04:32:21]  I believe it's important to support the people that actually serve our country.
[04:32:24]  Christmas!
[04:32:25]  We're in a friend of the fire.
[04:32:30]  Unlike your competitors who just reback other people's coffee, we roast ours right here in-house.
[04:32:35]  Event!
[04:32:36]  Fresh roasted freedom.
[04:32:39]  Fucking base, dude.
[04:32:41]  I've heard people say patriotism is racism.
[04:32:44]  Well, as a veteran-owned company, we give zero fucks about your opinion.
[04:32:54]  Wow, dude.
[04:32:56]  Wow.
[04:32:58]  I'm sold.
[04:32:59]  Here, take my money.
[04:33:00]  I'm sold, dude.
[04:33:01]  Nice ass.
[04:33:02]  Nice ass.
[04:33:06]  I look.
[04:33:07]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[04:33:08]  I am sold.
[04:33:09]  People have been telling me to get that coffee because I'm going to start to drink coffee.
[04:33:14]  I've never drank coffee before.
[04:33:16]  So I'm going to start to drink coffee.
[04:33:18]  And they've been telling me to get this Black Rifle Company coffee.
[04:33:23]  And after that, after what Boat just donated and what I just saw, I am definitely going to buy fucking Black Rifle coffee.
[04:33:32]  And they're not, look, I'm not sponsored by them.
[04:33:34]  All right.
[04:33:35]  They have not paid me anything.
[04:33:37]  But, dude, hands down, I'm going to start drinking coffee.
[04:33:41]  And I think that that's going to be my coffee right there.
[04:33:44]  You know, I think that's just going to be my coffee hands down.
[04:33:48]  Cheers to you, Boat, and thank you for donating that.
[04:33:51]  Jesus Christ.
[04:33:53]  And by the way, the next donation, of course, is by Boat yet again with a back-to-back.
[04:34:00]  And Boat said on this video, he says, I mean, these guys look more deserving of our money for our money than Star Cucks.
[04:34:09]  I agree completely.
[04:34:10]  And I hope Boat is doing a back-to-back with this Black Rifle Company video because I'm digging it.
[04:34:17]  And I'm telling you right now, they do deserve our money more than the fucking Star Cucks assholes.
[04:34:23]  I can tell you that right now.
[04:34:24]  And yes, it is.
[04:34:26]  Thank you, Boat.
[04:34:27]  Cheers to you.
[04:34:28]  We're going to see yet another Black Rifle Coffee promo here.
[04:34:32]  And I'm telling you, dude, fuck Star Cucks.
[04:34:35]  Black Rifle Coffee Man.
[04:34:37]  Here, take my money.
[04:34:38]  I'm sold, dude.
[04:34:39]  I am sold.
[04:34:40]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:34:42]  Boat requested this once again with a back-to-back here.
[04:34:45]  At Black Rifle Coffee Company, things are really starting to eat up.
[04:34:50]  And I'm not just talking about the coffee.
[04:34:54]  What are you doing?
[04:34:55]  You did not just take the last cup.
[04:34:59]  Never.
[04:34:59]  You killed the Joe.
[04:35:01]  You make some mow.
[04:35:02]  All right, you creeps.
[04:35:03]  I'll make some more.
[04:35:08]  Out of coffee.
[04:35:13]  I guess that was the last cup.
[04:35:29]  Full coffee, dude.
[04:35:36]  Well, celebrating masculinity, you know what I mean?
[04:35:58]  Oh, God.
[04:36:00]  Black Rifle Coffee.
[04:36:06]  Hey, Christy.
[04:36:08]  You didn't drink the rest of the coffee, did you?
[04:36:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:36:14]  Nah.
[04:36:54]  All right, what are they gonna do here?
[04:36:56]  Come on, man.
[04:36:57]  Come on, man.

=== Black Rifle Coffee Brand Endorsed (11:32) ===

[04:36:58]  Nothing beats that sweet aroma of coffee in the morning.
[04:37:03]  Each time you drink one of our cups of coffee, we dare.
[04:37:09]  Matt, what?
[04:37:10]  Why?
[04:37:11]  I got into a big car accident.
[04:37:12]  Okay.
[04:37:13]  Stop talking.
[04:37:14]  I heard you bought a helicopter.
[04:37:16]  I did.
[04:37:16]  I need you to get me out of the country, out of here, out of just away.
[04:37:20]  Fly you across the border, all in exchange for a sip of coffee.
[04:37:24]  Yes, please.
[04:37:27]  Are you sure you know how to fly this thing, Derek?
[04:37:29]  Yeah, sure.
[04:37:31]  Are you shizzling?
[04:37:32]  I mean, we're in the production in here.
[04:37:36]  Haters!
[04:37:39]  Oh, is this thing inverted?
[04:37:46]  That fucking screamed in.
[04:37:48]  You hear that in every movie, man.
[04:37:58]  I'm fucking aliens.
[04:37:59]  Get the fuck out of here.
[04:38:01]  Not today.
[04:38:02]  Yeah, that's her CEO putting in the hard work.
[04:38:23]  You're at Black Rifle Coffee Company.
[04:38:25]  We offer premium fresh roasted coffee delivered straight to your door.
[04:38:30]  Hi, I'm Evan Hafer, CEO and founder of Black Rifle Coffee Coke, the world's veteran-owned and operated coffee.
[04:38:37]  Veteran-owned and operated, baby.
[04:38:38]  You couldn't get any better than that.
[04:38:41]  Stop!
[04:38:44]  What the hell are you guys doing?
[04:38:45]  It's my cover!
[04:38:48]  Don't care!
[04:38:49]  Kids out!
[04:38:50]  Owners over here!
[04:38:52]  Dicky!
[04:38:53]  Run!
[04:38:54]  Come on, let's go!
[04:38:55]  Guys, we literally own a coffee company.
[04:38:57]  Give me that.
[04:38:57]  Give me that, man.
[04:38:58]  Appreciate it.
[04:38:59]  All right.
[04:38:59]  Remind everybody while we're here, my shining boy.
[04:39:03]  Black Rifle Coffee is a veteran-owned and operated coffee company that serves the finest coffee directly to your door.
[04:39:08]  Woo!
[04:39:08]  Rangers lead the way.
[04:39:09]  Come on, JT.
[04:39:10]  Never run out of coffee and get all the coffee you need with our coffee club subscription.
[04:39:13]  Good, you remember.
[04:39:14]  Coffee Club, man.
[04:39:16]  Hot, Logie, let's go.
[04:39:17]  You buy our coffee.
[04:39:18]  You'll also get the peace of mind knowing we proudly give back to numerous veteran and first responder causes.
[04:39:23]  Bracing.
[04:39:24]  Bracing our heritage is America's coffee.
[04:39:27]  That's right, devil.
[04:39:27]  Come on, Dickie Tickets on.
[04:39:29]  Free shipping.
[04:39:29]  No cancellation fees.
[04:39:31]  That's right.
[04:39:32]  See?
[04:39:32]  There's enough coffee for everybody.
[04:39:34]  Well, it looks like the boys finally figured out whose coffee's huge.
[04:39:38]  Thankfully, for little old me, there's one sip left.
[04:39:41]  A fucking pony, dude.
[04:39:43]  We didn't need to see a pony.
[04:39:44]  Oh, you're at it, fella.
[04:39:45]  We wouldn't need to see some fucking pony.
[04:39:49]  We didn't need to see that at the end.
[04:39:51]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[04:39:54]  Anyway, look, I do like that coffee.
[04:39:56]  As a matter of fact, they actually have two black rifle coffee shops here in San Antonio, Texas.
[04:40:03]  And of course, all those that don't know, San Antonio, Texas has always been known as Military City USA.
[04:40:09]  Oh, that's a mule?
[04:40:10]  Oh, now these people are getting technical when it comes to the equestrian status.
[04:40:18]  All right, his equestrian status is horse, okay?
[04:40:21]  His equestrian status is mule, okay?
[04:40:25]  All right.
[04:40:26]  Anyway, can we continue here?
[04:40:27]  What do we got here?
[04:40:29]  We've got Chupa Me Pinga.
[04:40:31]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:40:32]  You know, give me a fucking break.
[04:40:35]  Who the hell requesting the Chupa Me Pinga?
[04:40:38]  Hey, fuck you.
[04:40:39]  How about that, huh?
[04:40:40]  Ghost Choice won a card's idea.
[04:40:43]  Informative review.
[04:40:44]  A surprise.
[04:40:45]  You're making me fucking, you're making me fucking belch.
[04:40:49]  God dammit, son of a- And here's Cloudzack.
[04:40:54]  What do you look at?
[04:40:56]  Cloudzack.
[04:40:57]  Hey, all right.
[04:40:58]  We'll take a look at it, Cloudzack.
[04:41:02]  July the spy.
[04:41:04]  Black rifle coffee is the best shit money can buy.
[04:41:07]  Freedom-loving patriots that are vet-owned.
[04:41:09]  And the best coffee money can fucking buy.
[04:41:12]  I mean, give me a break, dude.
[04:41:13]  Veteran-owned, you can't fuck with it.
[04:41:16]  I mean, come on.
[04:41:17]  I mean, they're more deserving, like Boat said.
[04:41:19]  And by the way, cheers to Boat for the back-to-back Black Rifle coffee ads.
[04:41:25]  But like Boats was saying, I mean, you know, these are better people to give your money to than Starcucks.
[04:41:31]  At least that's my opinion, okay?
[04:41:34]  Anyway, cheers to Boat.
[04:41:35]  Let's get to the next video dono.
[04:41:38]  And the next video dono was requested by Horatio Nelson.
[04:41:42]  And Horatio Nelson said the following.
[04:41:44]  He said, Allah was very happy with your sacrifice of the rock hire axes, even though I thought that was a sick fucking dono.
[04:41:51]  Now Republican Jesus wishes for his sacrifice.
[04:41:55]  If you do not sacrifice the gophers, you must face his wrath.
[04:41:59]  All right.
[04:42:00]  Okay, he gives me a choice.
[04:42:02]  Animal sacrifice, Jesus' wrath.
[04:42:05]  I want Jesus' wrath.
[04:42:07]  All right, let's go take a look at what Jesus' wrath has in store for us, courtesy of Horatio Nelson.
[04:42:14]  All right.
[04:42:15]  All right, what is this?
[04:42:16]  All right, here's Jesus' wrath.
[04:42:19]  What the fuck is this, dude?
[04:42:22]  This is Jesus' wrath.
[04:42:24]  Horatio Nelson, what the fuck is this?
[04:42:28]  Tenable follows shortly.
[04:42:31]  Did they really need to put the fucking term shortly here?
[04:42:35]  And then this fucking midget here?
[04:42:38]  Did they really need to do that?
[04:42:39]  I mean, you know, I would be offended if I was him.
[04:42:42]  I would seriously be offended.
[04:42:47]  Follow shortly.
[04:42:49]  Yeah, of course he's going to follow shortly.
[04:42:51]  Look at him.
[04:42:52]  He's got a little Tonka toy body and he's got a 78-pound fucking head.
[04:42:58]  All right?
[04:42:59]  So, of course, he's going to follow everybody shortly.
[04:43:02]  You know what I mean?
[04:43:07]  Jay Jangle just dropped the diamond, blazed as hell.
[04:43:10]  Also, Black Rifle Coffee is dope.
[04:43:13]  And by the way, hey, Horatio Nelson, are we going to see Tenable at any point?
[04:43:20]  Oh, look, he put it purposely to where we have to listen to this stupid fucking elevator jingle and watch this like text right here, which is an insult to midgets.
[04:43:32]  You should never say the term short, little, tiny.
[04:43:37]  You know, all that shit needs to leave your vocabulary if you're talking to a midget, in my opinion, all right?
[04:43:44]  All that shit just needs to leave your vocabulary.
[04:43:54]  Like I said, I do want to say that even though this may be, I don't know, music, I still owe Horatio Nelson at least a four minute, minimum four minutes of this airplay here.
[04:44:09]  Once again, this guy follows shortly.
[04:44:16]  And by the way, isn't this song jingle that I'm listening to here?
[04:44:20]  Isn't this a rip-off of Hill Street Blues?
[04:44:23]  Listen, Hill Street Blues, Hill Street Blues.
[04:44:28]  Y'all remember that fucking show?
[04:44:30]  I'm probably showing my boomer by saying that.
[04:44:33]  Anyway, move on.
[04:44:34]  None of you people remember that shit.
[04:44:36]  Give me my drink.
[04:44:43]  Good stuff.
[04:44:48]  All right, well, is that the end of the jingle?
[04:44:50]  So what?
[04:44:50]  What are we getting now?
[04:44:51]  What's the next song?
[04:44:54]  Oh, what the fuck?
[04:44:58]  Oh, you fuck.
[04:45:00]  You fuck.
[04:45:02]  You've been playing wheelchair basketball since the age of 12.
[04:45:05]  You fuck, Horatio Nelson.
[04:45:07]  You fuck.
[04:45:11]  I'm a charming old sausage actor.
[04:45:14]  Now, is it true you can identify?
[04:45:16]  I know why Horatio Nelson donated this.
[04:45:20]  So why did you learn that?
[04:45:21]  To impress the ladies?
[04:45:24]  It certainly works.
[04:45:27]  Okay, Mark, time to leave your mark on this question.
[04:45:31]  You know the rules: five terrible answers will earn you a place in the final and add £1,000 to the prize fund.
[04:45:36]  You've got to be able to do it.
[04:45:37]  All right, fuck you people for laughing.
[04:45:38]  I see the fucking wheelchair pepes and shit.
[04:45:41]  Fuck you.
[04:45:42]  Ready to play terrible.
[04:45:43]  Ready?
[04:45:44]  Okay, here's your top.
[04:45:45]  Here it is.
[04:45:46]  Let's see.
[04:45:46]  10 things the pythons said the Romans did for us.
[04:45:49]  Oh, wow.
[04:45:50]  So we're looking for the 10 things named in the What Have the Romans Ever Done For Us scene from the 1979 comedy film Monty Python's Life of Monty Python!
[04:46:00]  We're looking for the 10 positive things that the Romans did for society that are bored out by a group of rebels.
[04:46:07]  That's what I gotta say to that Monty Python shit.
[04:46:13]  As Please's character uses this term himself near the end of the scene.
[04:46:18]  Is that clear?
[04:46:18]  It's clear.
[04:46:20]  So you a fan of Monty Python?
[04:46:21]  No, I'm a fan of Benny Hill as actually.
[04:46:24]  That's what I'm saying of Benny Hill.
[04:46:25]  Let's get your first answer on the board.
[04:46:30]  First answer will be Rhodes.
[04:46:33]  This guy obviously looks like a fucking Monty Python Zach.
[04:46:37]  Our first television.
[04:46:38]  else is he doing oh of course roads It's what I wheel down every day.
[04:46:54]  You've got lots of answers in my life.
[04:46:56]  So you said, are you playing the sketch in your mind?
[04:46:59]  Yes.
[04:47:00]  It's not working.
[04:47:05]  Cloudzack dropped the diamond and said, it's my birthday tomorrow.
[04:47:08]  Another great year.
[04:47:09]  Well, cheers to you, CloudZach.
[04:47:11]  Happy birthday, man.
[04:47:14]  Happy birthday.
[04:47:14]  All right.
[04:47:15]  What did you say?
[04:47:15]  I forgot.
[04:47:16]  wishing Cloud Zach a happy birthday.
[04:47:26]  Shut up.
[04:47:27]  Sanitation.
[04:47:29]  A little bit of sanitation.
[04:47:32]  Okay, so that's good.
[04:47:34]  You've got two correct answers on the board.
[04:47:36]  Three away from a place in the final and 1,000 pounds.
[04:47:40]  It's going well, isn't it?
[04:47:41]  1,000 times.
[04:47:41]  Well, that ain't shit, dude.
[04:47:43]  And then that has the overall button.
[04:47:45]  That's a little short.
[04:47:47]  Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
[04:47:48]  Oh, could have five.
[04:47:49]  Yes.
[04:47:50]  Yes.
[04:47:52]  Yeah, yeah, true.
[04:47:54]  Next one, then.
[04:47:56]  I want to say government.
[04:47:59]  Do you?
[04:48:00]  Government.
[04:48:02]  Is government in this list?
[04:48:05]  Government.
[04:48:06]  Government, huh?
[04:48:11]  Let's see if government is a part of this list.
[04:48:19]  Oh, come on.
[04:48:22]  Unlucky, sir.
[04:48:24]  Unlucky.
[04:48:28]  You've lost half yourself.
[04:48:30]  Well, that's a sentence.

=== NYPD Blue Nominations Made (04:10) ===

[04:48:31]  Never mind.
[04:48:33]  The ten things the pythons said the Romans did for us.
[04:48:38]  I'm going to have to nominate them, right?
[04:48:40]  I'm going to have to nominate.
[04:48:42]  I'm going to have to nominate.
[04:48:43]  And Ghost Trans-Pacific Wife, who just dropped the diamond, announced, are you going to talk about Melama tonight?
[04:48:50]  Why the fuck would I talk about that sick weebo?
[04:48:53]  Vodi would have known these, but I don't know anymore.
[04:48:56]  That's why I was trying to avoid eye contact.
[04:48:58]  Okay, well, do your best.
[04:49:00]  I mean, Mark doesn't have to accept your answer.
[04:49:05]  I'm going to go for wine.
[04:49:08]  We're going to see if these guys get this right.
[04:49:10]  We're moving on.
[04:49:11]  Once again, Horatio Nelson requested this.
[04:49:16]  This is Jesus' wrath, by the way.
[04:49:18]  And I will go for police.
[04:49:24]  So, to keep you in the game, is police tenable?
[04:49:30]  Is police terrible?
[04:49:37]  Come on, man.
[04:49:42]  Well, if it's number one.
[04:49:45]  Oh, well, I'm not the man I used to be.
[04:49:52]  Cause my feelings are gone, baby.
[04:49:56]  What the hell is this?
[04:49:57]  The feeling.
[04:49:58]  Autism sucks.
[04:50:00]  Laughing my ass.
[04:50:00]  What the fuck is this?
[04:50:02]  If you think autism deserves to be banned off the dome or even chatroom type, autism sucks LMAO in chat.
[04:50:09]  We don't need that.
[04:50:10]  All right.
[04:50:11]  Hopefully, we're over.
[04:50:14]  And Crossover Maniac drops three bucks and says, I remember Hill Street Blues back when I was a little kid.
[04:50:21]  Dude, it was like an early 80s show, dude.
[04:50:24]  It was a good show, by the way.
[04:50:25]  I think a lot of the cop shows that you saw post-Hill Street Blues directly go to there.
[04:50:32]  As a matter of fact, I think Bosco wrote Hill Street Blues.
[04:50:36]  I forgot his first name, Bosco.
[04:50:38]  And he also wrote NYPD Blue, which was also a very good show about cops.
[04:50:45]  That was not a bad show.
[04:50:47]  He also wrote that with who the hell did he write that with?
[04:50:51]  I forgot.
[04:50:52]  Was it Lynch?
[04:50:53]  I forgot who he wrote that with.
[04:50:55]  Anyway, man, cheers to Crossover Maniac.
[04:50:58]  Once again, I'm just trying to inspire a little nostalgia in some folks out there.
[04:51:02]  Anyway, cheers to Horatio Nelson.
[04:51:05]  Thank you very much for the tenable.
[04:51:08]  And I really don't appreciate you donating something with a bunch of crippled people in it.
[04:51:12]  I get it, dude.
[04:51:13]  I get what you're doing.
[04:51:15]  Sorry, it was.
[04:51:16]  I don't know if it was Lynch.
[04:51:17]  I think it might have been something else, but I think it was David Lynch that may have wrote or co-wrote some of those episodes of NYPD Blue, if I'm not mistaken.
[04:51:27]  Blank, blank, requested this one and said pretty funny skip to 1220.
[04:51:35]  All right, Bochko was his name.
[04:51:39]  I forgot who his partner was for NYPD Blue.
[04:51:41]  I forgot, dude.
[04:51:42]  So I just, I'm not too sure if it's Lynch.
[04:51:45]  It might be somebody else.
[04:51:49]  Here it is.
[04:51:50]  The guy who, whoever the guy was that wrote that one fucking Western series that was on HBO where they said cocksucker all the time.
[04:52:01]  Ah, cocksucker.
[04:52:03]  He's the guy that co-wrote NYPD Blue.
[04:52:07]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[04:52:08]  Blank skip to 1220.
[04:52:12]  And he wants me to skip to 1220, so let's go ahead.
[04:52:14]  It might be a long vid here.
[04:52:16]  So let's go ahead and see what this is.
[04:52:17]  Blank requested this.
[04:52:20]  So let's go ahead and go to 1220, I believe, right?
[04:52:24]  Let me go double check.
[04:52:25]  Yes, it is.
[04:52:27]  1220.
[04:52:28]  Let's go ahead and do this.
[04:52:29]  Here we go.
[04:52:30]  We'll put it at 1219.
[04:52:31]  How about that?
[04:52:32]  Yeah, Deadwood.
[04:52:33]  Thank you very much.
[04:52:34]  All right, let's go ahead.
[04:52:36]  Blank requested this one.
[04:52:37]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:52:39]  Here we go.
[04:52:40]  Here it is.

=== Ear Rape Game Camera Incident (03:24) ===

[04:52:41]  Hold on.
[04:52:42]  Hold on.
[04:52:43]  My bad.
[04:52:48]  Jesus Christ with the fucking ear rape, dude.
[04:52:54]  Jesus Christ with the fucking ear rape.
[04:52:57]  I'm sorry to everybody out there.
[04:53:02]  Jesus Christ, what a fucking ear rape.
[04:53:10]  I lost listeners on that ear rape, dude.
[04:53:14]  You lose.
[04:53:17]  Damn, dagnabbit.
[04:53:25]  Turn it up, dude.
[04:53:26]  I don't want fucking people getting to it.
[04:53:28]  Their ears getting blown out like that again, dude.
[04:53:31]  I didn't hide.
[04:53:32]  Oh shit.
[04:53:33]  Jesus.
[04:53:36]  I mean, who the hell is this?
[04:53:37]  bjorn and ebz i mean this is what the fuck is this Who the fuck is this?
[04:53:48]  And is this supposed to be Hitler?
[04:53:51]  What the fuck is this supposed to be?
[04:53:55]  Slug it!
[04:53:58]  Volkswagen!
[04:54:16]  Okay.
[04:54:19]  I need a drink to this.
[04:54:20]  Send me a drink.
[04:54:21]  I need a dispenser here.
[04:54:39]  This bitch is fucking...
[04:54:41]  This bitch is filing her nails with a samurai sword.
[04:54:43]  Do not even think about doing it.
[04:54:48]  Do not even think about not doing it.
[04:54:53]  No!
[04:54:58]  Yeah, you see, I.
[04:55:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:55:02]  Son of a.
[04:55:07]  You see, I was trying to prevent ear rake.
[04:55:10]  Trying to prevent some earring.
[04:55:14]  Move him out!
[04:55:19]  I need an expensive here!
[04:55:21]  I need a dispenser here!
[04:55:23]  I need an expensive here!
[04:55:24]  Much better!
[04:55:25]  Whew!
[04:55:30]  Ah, Jesus Christ!
[04:55:34]  Put this, Pudus, Pudus, Damn it, Merasmus!
[04:55:40]  I am going to slap the rabbit out of your ass!
[04:55:44]  All right!
[04:55:45]  Oh no!
[04:55:52]  I need some help!
[04:55:53]  Where the fuck did this penguin come from?
[04:55:57]  Is that Luke Hell?
[04:55:58]  Is that Luke Skywalker?
[04:56:00]  Your game camera is currently passing.
[04:56:03]  Oh my god.
[04:56:04]  This mode requires you to come back.

=== Santa Claus Prank Video Reviewed (15:31) ===

[04:56:05]  Like you thought it couldn't get any more fucked up.
[04:56:07]  And here we go.
[04:56:08]  Look at this.
[04:56:09]  I can change the game camera to active mode.
[04:56:11]  In active mode, the camera moves much faster.
[04:56:14]  I won't change it.
[04:56:25]  Gotta move that gear up.
[04:56:27]  Yeah!
[04:56:30]  Ha ha ha ha!
[04:56:34]  Yeah!
[04:56:37]  Okay, uh...
[04:56:39]  Okay, alright.
[04:56:41]  Woo!
[04:56:41]  Woo!
[04:56:43]  Yee!
[04:56:52]  Are you joking me, man?
[04:57:09]  All right. All right. Thank you very much.
[04:57:14]  I appreciate that blank, all right?
[04:57:17]  Especially the six-flag song at the end.
[04:57:19]  You know, that was a good twist there, you know?
[04:57:22]  Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da.
[04:57:30]  All right, let's continue here.
[04:57:32]  Who do we got?
[04:57:32]  We got uh Starbucks.
[04:57:36]  Yeah, right.
[04:57:37]  Starbucks ass.
[04:57:39]  To ease the stress of an irate stream host, join us at Babcock Road in San Antonio for freshly ground coffee all day, every day from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.
[04:57:48]  Yeah, you better watch out.
[04:57:50]  With our love, there's something.
[04:57:51]  You better watch out if you go out there to Babcock.
[04:57:55]  You better watch your ass going out there to Babcock Road.
[04:57:58]  I'll tell you that.
[04:57:59]  All right, what is this?
[04:58:00]  We got Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
[04:58:04]  Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu said, did half-brain Biden just call Trump gorbels?
[04:58:11]  He probably did, dude.
[04:58:13]  I mean, you know, fucking Joe Biden is just off his keister.
[04:58:16]  Here recently, he said that he served in the Senate for 180 years.
[04:58:21]  Or he started in the Senate 180 years ago or some kind of shit like that.
[04:58:25]  And oh, yeah, by the way, did y'all see the footage of Joe Biden talking in front of the troops and him saying, clap, you stupid bastards?
[04:58:35]  In references to demanding that the troops clap for him for Christ's sake?
[04:58:40]  Did y'all see that one?
[04:58:42]  Here, let me see if I can find that if y'all didn't see it.
[04:58:44]  All right.
[04:58:46]  All right, let me see if I can find that here.
[04:58:48]  Here it is right here.
[04:58:49]  Here, let me see if I can find it.
[04:58:50]  Here it is.
[04:58:53]  Here it is.
[04:58:53]  Let's go ahead and see if we can fucking hear this.
[04:58:56]  Are y'all ready?
[04:58:57]  I'm not even kidding.
[04:58:58]  Remember during all that fake news when they tried to tell us that supposedly Trump was making disparaging remarks about the troops, according to some source.
[04:59:10]  Well, take a look at this.
[04:59:11]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:59:13]  Here's Joe Biden talking to the troops while he's vice president.
[04:59:18]  While he is vice president, take a look at this.
[04:59:21]  Listen.
[04:59:22]  What you may hear about me, I have incredibly good judgment.
[04:59:26]  One, I married Jill.
[04:59:28]  And two, I appointed Johnson to the academy.
[04:59:31]  I just want you to know that.
[04:59:33]  Just clap for that, you stupid bastard.
[04:59:36]  Y'all hear that right there?
[04:59:37]  Listen, one more game.
[04:59:38]  Here it is.
[04:59:39]  For that, you stupid bastard.
[04:59:41]  Clap There it is.
[04:59:52]  That's Joe Biden.
[04:59:54]  That's what he thinks about the troops right there.
[04:59:56]  All right.
[04:59:58]  That's what he thinks about the troops right there.
[05:00:01]  So if you're a veteran or if you happen to have a family member who's a veteran, that's what the vice president, he was vice president at that time when he called our troops that are serving to preserve his ass and our freedom.
[05:00:16]  All right, that's what he called it, you know, fucking stupid bastards is what they called him.
[05:00:21]  Unfucking believable.
[05:00:24]  This guy just never ceases to amaze me, this stupid piece of trash.
[05:00:29]  Anyway, let's go ahead and continue here.
[05:00:31]  We've got Happy Merchant.
[05:00:34]  The Happy Merchant requested this one.
[05:00:36]  And let's see if we can see what the Happy Merchant has hooked us up with.
[05:00:42]  What did he say?
[05:00:42]  He said, here's some smooth music.
[05:00:44]  You might want to take a hit.
[05:00:46]  Cheers.
[05:00:47]  All right.
[05:00:48]  And by the way, people are saying it's me magic because I told the Santa story.
[05:00:53]  And for those that don't know the Santa story, this is the reason why I don't really like Christmas, okay?
[05:00:58]  Aside from having to see family and all that dumb shit, I really don't like Christmas because at a very young age, all right?
[05:01:05]  I was a little boy.
[05:01:07]  And my mother and father took me out to go see Santa Claus, all right, to go tell, quote, Santa Claus what I wanted for Christmas, right?
[05:01:15]  So I eventually, you know, get to see Santa Claus.
[05:01:18]  I'm sitting on his lap and I'm giving him, you know, I'm telling him what exactly I want for Christmas.
[05:01:25]  And, you know, he's kind of listening to me, kind of not, but, you know, it's his fucking job, you know, at least in retrospect, to listen to what I had to say.
[05:01:34]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:01:35]  And as a result, as I was finished or just about finished telling Santa what I wanted, he turns to somebody and says, can somebody get this little bastard?
[05:01:50]  And say, guys, I'm not even kidding.
[05:01:52]  Can somebody get this little bastard?
[05:01:54]  That really, I mean, just telling that story still kind of brings fucking hurt in my heart.
[05:02:00]  I'm not even kidding around.
[05:02:02]  So anyway, they're trying to say it's me magic because I told them that story.
[05:02:06]  And here comes Joe Biden calling our troops stupid bastards, etc.
[05:02:11]  So I'm not going to tell you what I asked for Christmas, dude.
[05:02:16]  I'm not telling you.
[05:02:18]  Because part of me thinks that the reason he said that was because what I asked him what I wanted for Christmas.
[05:02:25]  You know, I think that.
[05:02:27]  I mean, I had a list of stuff, you know, and I was telling Santa, you know, hey, I want this, I want that.
[05:02:34]  And, you know, I was trying to explain to him why I wanted it, why I deserved it and shit.
[05:02:38]  And he kind of was listening, kind of not.
[05:02:42]  And then he kind of looks to somebody who's like assisting there and says, can somebody get this little bastard?
[05:02:52]  I don't even like talking about it, dude.
[05:02:54]  You know, I need a hint before we get to the next dono here by Happy Merchant.
[05:02:58]  I need another fucking hit, dude.
[05:03:00]  That is so fucked up.
[05:03:02]  And that's why I don't like Christmas.
[05:03:04]  I really don't, man, because Old Ghost has always been shit on on Christmas.
[05:03:10]  You know?
[05:03:11]  And Black Worm said, please tell us, Ghost.
[05:03:14]  You were just a kid back then.
[05:03:15]  I don't want to tell you, dude.
[05:03:16]  I really don't.
[05:03:17]  Because everything that I've told you guys, you guys come around and troll me about it.
[05:03:22]  And I don't appreciate it, man.
[05:03:24]  Like I told you guys, I was asking your opinion about the tone all thing, you know, the workout tone all thing.
[05:03:30]  And now you guys have made it a big fucking meme around the show.
[05:03:34]  Hey, Ghost, are you going to fucking pay $200,000 for that iPad with police?
[05:03:39]  You're a fucking idiot and all that shit.
[05:03:41]  And every time it gets higher and higher.
[05:03:44]  All right.
[05:03:44]  Anyway, let me get some more fucking weed here.
[05:03:47]  Let me get some more weed.
[05:03:48]  I got a little bud right here.
[05:03:50]  And look, I'm about to break off this on the bud.
[05:03:52]  Listen to this.
[05:03:53]  Oh, yeah.
[05:03:57]  Oh, yeah.
[05:03:58]  And that's another thing.
[05:03:59]  I told you guys that I collect my fingernails, you know, and I and I collect them and shit.
[05:04:05]  And now you guys are, you know, kind of pointing the finger at me like I'm some kind of a strange character.
[05:04:10]  Like I'm some kind of a sick psycho because I clip my nails and I save them.
[05:04:15]  What the fuck's so wrong about that?
[05:04:18]  Huh?
[05:04:18]  The fuck's so wrong about that?
[05:04:20]  You know, the reason I save my fingernails is because there's enough DNA there to clone an army of me.
[05:04:30]  Okay.
[05:04:31]  All right.
[05:04:32]  They're going to clone an army of me.
[05:04:34]  All right.
[05:04:34]  Because I got all this fucking DNA set aside.
[05:04:37]  So that's what's going to happen.
[05:04:40]  All right.
[05:04:40]  They're going to clone an army of me.
[05:04:42]  All right.
[05:04:43]  Anyway, while I just loaded my bowl before I get you, that's fucking disgusting.
[05:04:52]  You see, that's why I don't want to tell you people shit.
[05:04:55]  That's why I don't want to tell any of you fuckers any of this shit, man.
[05:05:00]  Jesus Christ.
[05:05:02]  All right.
[05:05:05]  I need another beer for Christ's sake.
[05:05:07]  All right.
[05:05:07]  I need more.
[05:05:11]  Fucking losing my voice out here.
[05:05:13]  I fucking wasting a Saturday.
[05:05:15]  This is my 40th Saturday that I've sat here and have wasted.
[05:05:20]  I could be at somewhere.
[05:05:22]  I could have been watching combat sports tonight.
[05:05:25]  All right.
[05:05:25]  But unfortunately, I'm over here taking flack from you people, even though I extended my hand in friendship, of course, with a rubber glove on it to all of you people.
[05:05:38]  This surely doesn't look like friendship to me.
[05:05:40]  I'll tell you that right now.
[05:05:41]  I thought you were my friends, but fucking course not.
[05:05:48]  All right.
[05:05:48]  All right.
[05:05:49]  And Cole to Derek just dropped the diamond.
[05:05:51]  You need therapy, not beer.
[05:05:53]  I don't need fucking therapy.
[05:05:54]  Are you kidding me?
[05:05:55]  Therapy does nothing.
[05:05:57]  It does nothing.
[05:05:58]  All right.
[05:05:59]  You know what a therapist is?
[05:06:01]  All right.
[05:06:02]  Okay, Ghost, if you could please tell me what's wrong with you.
[05:06:07]  Well, what's wrong with me is that I'm tired of witnessing the world being a bunch of ignorant shitheads.
[05:06:14]  Talk about ignorant.
[05:06:16]  Ignorant shitheads.
[05:06:18]  Take a look at all the people that are rioting and looting and committing acts of violence in the street when it comes to social justice and racial justice.
[05:06:26]  All right.
[05:06:26]  I'm sick of that shit.
[05:06:28]  All right.
[05:06:29]  These people don't even need to be in existence.
[05:06:32]  Talk about existence.
[05:06:34]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[05:06:35]  You know, that's literally therapy.
[05:06:37]  Okay.
[05:06:38]  All right.
[05:06:38]  That's that's literally therapy.
[05:06:40]  It does nothing.
[05:06:41]  All right.
[05:06:42]  It does nothing.
[05:06:44]  And Sunburst Unicorn, or excuse me, the boy Jank dropped the diamond and said, so you think Sunburst should go to therapy?
[05:06:51]  No, I don't think so.
[05:06:52]  I think he needs to fucking nut up and toughen up.
[05:06:55]  All right.
[05:06:56]  Shit happens.
[05:06:57]  All right.
[05:06:58]  It is not natural to be happy 100% of the time.
[05:07:02]  All right.
[05:07:04]  It is unnatural for you to be happy 100% of your existence, you dumbasses.
[05:07:09]  Okay.
[05:07:10]  And what is this?
[05:07:10]  Paul Petto Donino dropped the diamond.
[05:07:12]  You must have asked Santa for some fucked up shit.
[05:07:15]  No, I didn't.
[05:07:18]  No, what the fuck would I have asked him for that was so fucked up?
[05:07:21]  He was just a fucking drunkard Santa that probably just wanted to get to the fucking bar sooner.
[05:07:28]  And he was just fucking, you know, trying to get these kids out as fast as he possibly can.
[05:07:33]  And you know, and I know the only people that are fucking Sanders are a bunch of drunks anyway.
[05:07:37]  All right.
[05:07:38]  So all of you people out there that are going out and taking your kids to go see Santa, you're fucking not only condoning, but you're helping the fucking wages of a fucking drunk.
[05:07:50]  All right.
[05:07:50]  I'm not even kidding around.
[05:07:52]  All right.
[05:07:53]  You are literally maintaining the wages to a fucking drunk.
[05:07:58]  All right.
[05:07:59]  Let me drink this beer.
[05:07:59]  Let me smoke this.
[05:08:00]  And we're going to get to Happy Merchants video, okay?
[05:08:03]  Jesus Christ.
[05:08:05]  You know, I am.
[05:08:06]  What the hell is this?
[05:08:07]  The field of local live hall mentality.
[05:08:10]  I like the race.
[05:08:12]  I'm the fuck you, dude.
[05:08:13]  I'm not a racist, you piece of shit.
[05:08:15]  You're the racist, all right?
[05:08:18]  Hey, what is this ghost trans-Pacific waifu?
[05:08:22]  Clap for that, you little bastard.
[05:08:24]  What do you mean, clap for that?
[05:08:27]  You know I am.
[05:08:27]  Fucking asshole.
[05:08:28]  Ghost Trans-Pacific Wai-Foo.
[05:08:31]  Hey, what is this?
[05:08:31]  Wings, wings, or ghost son.
[05:08:33]  Check up on Wings of Redemption.
[05:08:35]  Now back to his original weight.
[05:08:37]  Used his dying grandma to get more pity donations.
[05:08:40]  Ran over his dog with his chair.
[05:08:42]  Sucked major ass on the new Call of Duty.
[05:08:45]  Can't wait for the divorce and heart attack story arc.
[05:08:48]  I don't like wings of redemption, wings of ghost son.
[05:08:51]  You know it, I know it.
[05:08:52]  He's a piece of trash.
[05:08:53]  Oh my god.
[05:08:55]  That's a splice.
[05:08:56]  I never fucking said that.
[05:08:57]  Clap for me, chat, you stupid bastard.
[05:08:59]  Oh, give me a fucking Biden politics.
[05:09:02]  Fuck you, whoever the hell fucking donated that shit, but give me a break.
[05:09:06]  All right.
[05:09:07]  And here's Fox McCloud.
[05:09:09]  Oh, yeah, real fucking funny dude.
[05:09:11]  Oh, my God.
[05:09:12]  Keep clapping, you little bastard.
[05:09:14]  Dude, fuck off.
[05:09:15]  All right, you fucking.
[05:09:19]  I should have never told you all that shit.
[05:09:22]  Oh, my God.
[05:09:22]  And what is this?
[05:09:23]  Aesthetic.
[05:09:25]  Aesthetic said, Joe Biden must be the Maul Santa that you called a little bastard.
[05:09:30]  Shut up.
[05:09:31]  He's not the fucking Maul Santa.
[05:09:33]  No, I am.
[05:09:33]  And what is this?
[05:09:34]  The Hindu standard bastard.
[05:09:38]  Hey, ghost, do you have the number to the fat girl hotline?
[05:09:42]  Is that really Captain?
[05:09:44]  No, you can figure it out.
[05:09:45]  I'm sure you can find out, dude.
[05:09:46]  All right.
[05:09:47]  Here's J.R. Lawrence.
[05:09:49]  Local live home.
[05:09:50]  J.R. Lawrence.
[05:09:53]  Know why they call him Joe Biden?
[05:09:56]  He be biding his time on the toilet while he dingleberries become dreads going down to his thighs and his gooch smells like sour artichoke dip.
[05:10:07]  Well, that's that's great there, J.R. Lawrence.
[05:10:10]  That's that's really great.
[05:10:13]  Local live hall mentor.
[05:10:16]  Let's go for grits.
[05:10:18]  For grits, someone come in here and get this little bastard.
[05:10:21]  All right, get this fuck out.
[05:10:23]  Shut up.
[05:10:23]  All right.
[05:10:23]  Just shut the fuck up.
[05:10:25]  All right.
[05:10:25]  Everybody in here, just shut the fuck up.
[05:10:27]  Let's just move on with the donations.
[05:10:29]  All right.
[05:10:30]  And by the way, I need to take a smoke before I get to the happy merchants video.
[05:10:34]  All right.
[05:10:34]  Here, let me smoke this shit.
[05:10:36]  All right.
[05:10:37]  Let me smoke this.
[05:10:38]  All right.
[05:10:38]  I need to, man.
[05:10:39]  It is what it is. That's it.
[05:10:48]  Gotta hold it in.
[05:10:49]  Let it hit the brain.
[05:10:52]  Gotta hold it in.
[05:10:53]  Let's hit the brain.
[05:10:57]  All right.
[05:10:58]  There it is right there.
[05:10:59]  Feeling better.
[05:11:00]  Feeling better.
[05:11:01]  Let me cannonball that with a drink of beer.
[05:11:04]  Let me cannonball that.
[05:11:05]  Cheers, baby.
[05:11:08]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[05:11:11]  That's what I'm talking about.
[05:11:12]  What the hell is this?
[05:11:14]  Fox McLeod.
[05:11:16]  Oh, my God.
[05:11:18]  Santa called you a little bastard because you pissed in his eye.
[05:11:21]  Oh, I don't even.
[05:11:22]  You see, I don't even want to talk about that.
[05:11:24]  The field of local live halls.
[05:11:26]  And Nicholas.
[05:11:28]  Yes, someone get this little bastard.
[05:11:30]  Look, the whole P in the I thing, the reason I had to say that and tell you that and admit that is because I missed a show and I told you why.

=== Fox McLeod Song Reaction Given (04:14) ===

[05:11:37]  All right.
[05:11:39]  Hey, what is this?
[05:11:40]  The field of local live hall mentality.
[05:11:43]  Oh, my God.
[05:11:44]  Pony.
[05:11:46]  Yeah, fuck you.
[05:11:47]  I'm not going to say that shit.
[05:11:50]  I sure as hell ain't saying that shit.
[05:11:52]  All right.
[05:11:53]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Happy Merchants' video.
[05:11:56]  He said, here's some smooth music.
[05:11:58]  Might want to take a hit, kick back.
[05:11:59]  So let's go ahead and do that.
[05:12:00]  Is everybody ready?
[05:12:02]  Let's get to the Happy Merchants video.
[05:12:03]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:12:05]  Here it is.
[05:12:10]  What is this?
[05:12:13]  The hell is this?
[05:12:18]  When I start to care, then I find there is no one there, but I think of you.
[05:12:31]  Okay.
[05:12:31]  And I know.
[05:12:32]  course he's going after the light skin just saying we get high crazy blue like st. Elmo's fight love so shy this is mellow That's hard to know just where you're at.
[05:12:53]  Now I know I want you.
[05:12:56]  I want you to be my own.
[05:12:59]  Cloud Zach dropped a diamond and said, Music heal.
[05:13:02]  I know I want music does heal.
[05:13:05]  I want you to be my own love.
[05:13:10]  Got the weird wolf split.
[05:13:14]  This ain't bad, dude.
[05:13:16]  I'm diggin' this.
[05:13:20]  I don't know what this guy's, uh, dancing around like a butt monkey for.
[05:13:25]  We didn't need this.
[05:13:28]  We get high and high.
[05:13:32]  Crazy blue.
[05:13:34]  Like Saint Almost fine love so sharp and flop.
[05:13:41]  This ain't bad, dude.
[05:13:44]  I don't like this guy doing contortions.
[05:13:46]  I want you.
[05:13:48]  I want you to be my woman.
[05:13:54]  Now I know I want you.
[05:13:57]  I want you to be my own love.
[05:14:01]  I don't think this video does the song justice.
[05:14:03]  I can tell you that.
[05:14:05]  This video does not do the song justice.
[05:14:09]  Oh, here comes the solo unparalleled aesthetics, eight out of ten.
[05:14:22]  System 23, one out of ten.
[05:14:23]  Are you kidding me?
[05:14:24]  This is this is pretty good shit.
[05:14:26]  Here's the organ solo.
[05:14:28]  And roll 7 out of 10. 8 out of 10 Corpus Christi capitalists.
[05:14:40]  Spermy the cat.
[05:14:41]  Get Spermi's ass out of here.
[05:14:44]  Zero out of ten.
[05:14:45]  Pettis, seven out of ten.
[05:14:46]  Keep scarce, nine out of ten.
[05:14:48]  Transthetic, six out of ten.
[05:14:50]  Banterfish, seven out of ten.
[05:14:52]  Tiny Wang, seven out of ten.
[05:14:54]  Peppermint swirl, the hell you doing here.
[05:14:56]  Zero out of ten.
[05:14:58]  Annette Phillip, nine out of ten.
[05:15:00]  Adolph Schecker grapper, eight out of ten.
[05:15:02]  Mr. Percy, six out of ten.
[05:15:04]  Colonel Transisco, what up, dude?
[05:15:06]  Tell him.
[05:15:08]  A 0 out of 10 Red Snab Red Sabre near Hobbes.
[05:15:13]  Definite Jehoi, 5 out of 10.
[05:15:14]  Bob Tom, 7 out of 10.
[05:15:16]  Burm Merchant, 7 out of 10.
[05:15:18]  I want you to be merged.
[05:15:21]  Flaming Rose, 7 out of 10.
[05:15:23]  Solid Chameer, 10 out of 10.
[05:15:26]  Fox McCloud, 9 out of 10.
[05:15:27]  Bonsey Bonnie, 8 out of 10.
[05:15:29]  Paul Petto Denino, 9 out of 10.
[05:15:31]  Distillen, 3 out of 10.
[05:15:34]  Wings of Ghost Sun, 6 out of 10.
[05:15:36]  Miss AK, 0 out of 10.
[05:15:37]  Josh L, 7 out of 10.
[05:15:39]  A viewer of a dying Aussie, whatever the hell that means, is 0 out of 10.
[05:15:43]  Capitalist Chad, 10 out of 10.
[05:15:45]  Jay Jangle, 7 out of 10.
[05:15:46]  Turt Tickler, 5 out of 10.
[05:15:48]  Poopter, 8 out of 10.
[05:15:49]  Cole to Derek, 7 out of 10.

=== Tinder Dating Profile Ratings Discussed (03:46) ===

[05:15:51]  All right.
[05:15:52]  I think everybody kind of has come to a general consensus that everybody's digging this.
[05:16:03]  I like the song, but what's prohibiting me from making this a thumbs up is the video.
[05:16:09]  The video.
[05:16:10]  Here, let's end it with that thunder and lightning there.
[05:16:13]  This video does not do this song justice.
[05:16:16]  I think it's very good.
[05:16:17]  I think it's a very good song.
[05:16:19]  I think it's very nice.
[05:16:20]  I think it's a little jazzy, a little slow, mellow, you know, which I like.
[05:16:26]  Here's Cheekbuster.
[05:16:31]  Yo, off topic, but I just found my ex-girlfriend on Tinder.
[05:16:35]  Should I try to bang her again?
[05:16:38]  Dude, it depends on how bad the relationship was at the end, causing you to be exes.
[05:16:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:16:45]  If y'all left on a very bad term, I would say absolutely not.
[05:16:50]  Don't even bother doing it.
[05:16:51]  But, you know, if y'all are like kind of like, you know, amicable for a lack of a better term, then maybe.
[05:16:59]  All right.
[05:17:00]  But don't take her serious.
[05:17:01]  You see, that's the bad part about it, Cheekbuster.
[05:17:04]  You want to do it because you're like, yeah, you know, I missed the banging.
[05:17:08]  But once you start doing it, it's going to bring back the feelings that created the whole girlfriend-boyfriend situation with you guys to begin with.
[05:17:17]  So if you could go in with a completely adult relationship with the truth and say, look, I'll go ahead and bang her, but we're going to be, you know, kind of, you know, open relationship.
[05:17:31]  You know, we're going to be friends.
[05:17:33]  You know, we're going to be friends with benefits, you know, that sort of thing.
[05:17:37]  But I don't think that typically happens.
[05:17:39]  I do not think that happens.
[05:17:41]  I think the reason that you're seeing her on Tinder and you kind of want her is because at first it's physical, but it's going to, the feelings are going to come back, dude.
[05:17:50]  The feelings are going to come back.
[05:17:51]  So I hope that helps, Cheekbuster.
[05:17:53]  Cheers to you either way, man.
[05:17:55]  All right.
[05:17:56]  And what is this?
[05:17:57]  In the field of local live hall mentors.
[05:17:59]  What is this?
[05:18:00]  Oh, my God.
[05:18:01]  I love MHLP.
[05:18:04]  Fuck you.
[05:18:05]  You fucking idiot.
[05:18:07]  In the field of local live.
[05:18:09]  What is it?
[05:18:09]  Spermy the rabbit.
[05:18:11]  Oh my God.
[05:18:12]  Someone come get Disney Gerba's tard.
[05:18:16]  All right.
[05:18:16]  Go fuck.
[05:18:19]  Podcast has a poem for me.
[05:18:21]  All right, let's hear it.
[05:18:22]  Tubby Tubby 2x4 ghost can't fit through his trailer door.
[05:18:26]  Chubby flubby 44 ghost shits in his trailer floor.
[05:18:30]  Grubby Grumpy 4x6 ghost wife loves big black dicks.
[05:18:33]  Scrubby Lumpy Ghost hates Spix because he's just a big fat hick.
[05:18:38]  Oh, great.
[05:18:38]  That's yeah.
[05:18:39]  How creative.
[05:18:41]  How fucking creative, by the way.
[05:18:43]  And why is it with white males?
[05:18:46]  They always have to bring up the term black dicks.
[05:18:50]  Haven't you noticed this?
[05:18:51]  This has also become prevalent within the meme community out here on the internet.
[05:18:55]  White males, for whatever fucking reason, I have no idea why.
[05:19:00]  All right.
[05:19:01]  But they always bring up black dicks.
[05:19:05]  They meme black dicks.
[05:19:08]  I don't get it.
[05:19:10]  And it's always white males doing this.
[05:19:14]  It's always white males doing this.
[05:19:16]  I don't get it.
[05:19:18]  I mean, you know, it's specific.
[05:19:21]  It's like black dicks.
[05:19:22]  It's not dicks.
[05:19:24]  It's not just any dick.
[05:19:25]  It's black dicks.
[05:19:27]  Always comes up.
[05:19:28]  Always.
[05:19:30]  And it's typical white males.
[05:19:32]  I'm not even kidding around.
[05:19:33]  Am I wrong?
[05:19:34]  Tell me I'm wrong.
[05:19:35]  You're fucking lying.

=== White Male Behavior Patterns Analyzed (08:49) ===

[05:19:37]  All right.
[05:19:37]  Anyway, let's get to the next video.
[05:19:39]  Thank you once again, the happy merchant, dude.
[05:19:42]  That was actually a good song.
[05:19:44]  Bad video.
[05:19:46]  All right.
[05:19:47]  Good song, bad video.
[05:19:48]  All right.
[05:19:49]  I thought the song was smooth, great.
[05:19:51]  Bad fucking video.
[05:19:53]  Cheers to you either way there, Happy Merchant.
[05:19:55]  I do appreciate it.
[05:19:57]  All right, let's get to the next one here.
[05:19:59]  The next one is Fox McCloud.
[05:20:02]  Fox McCloud requested this and said it wasn't a splice.
[05:20:05]  What the hell are you talking about?
[05:20:06]  It wasn't a splice.
[05:20:09]  The fuck are you talking about, Fox McLeod?
[05:20:11]  What are you doing?
[05:20:11]  What did you do?
[05:20:12]  Anonymous.
[05:20:13]  Oh, no.
[05:20:13]  What the fuck did you do?
[05:20:16]  Hold on.
[05:20:17]  What is he talking about?
[05:20:18]  It wasn't a splice.
[05:20:19]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[05:20:20]  Hold on, hold on.
[05:20:20]  Pull it back.
[05:20:21]  Pull it back.
[05:20:22]  Hold on.
[05:20:23]  What the fuck did you do, Fox McLeod?
[05:20:25]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:20:26]  What is this?
[05:20:27]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[05:20:30]  Engineer, go ahead and penetrate my wife.
[05:20:33]  Rodney!
[05:20:37]  I know my place, late inside of her.
[05:20:46]  All right?
[05:20:49]  Oh, my God.
[05:20:51]  Oh, yeah.
[05:21:17]  How dare you, man?
[05:21:18]  How dare you?
[05:21:20]  How dare you?
[05:21:22]  Son of a bitch.
[05:21:23]  How goddamn god?
[05:21:27]  I never wish you were in space, hide it!
[05:21:36]  And I wish this was your face and a kid's face.
[05:21:44]  I wish it was your goddamn face, you son of a bitch.
[05:22:01]  You see what I've had to put up with for fucking years, dude?
[05:22:04]  You see this shit?
[05:22:06]  God damn it, I wish I could freaking beat the crap out of all of you.
[05:22:13]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:22:18]  How dare you, sons of bitches, man?
[05:22:20]  You idiots are cocks.
[05:22:22]  All right?
[05:22:23]  You stupid single whore, dirty dish rag whore mother larva.
[05:22:28]  You idiots are cocks, man.
[05:22:31]  You idiots.
[05:22:31]  You know what?
[05:22:31]  Give me the mic.
[05:22:32]  Give me the mic.
[05:22:34]  You know, on the top of you idiots being cocks, for Christ's sake.
[05:22:37]  Not only are you cocks, you idiots taking up the pooper.
[05:22:41]  You idiots service glory holes for Christ's sake, man.
[05:22:44]  You idiots are toe-tapping and shit stalls, all right?
[05:22:47]  So don't come at me like that.
[05:22:49]  You idiots are fruitier than a box of fruit loops, all right?
[05:22:54]  And you know it, and I know it, you son of a bitch.
[05:22:57]  Don't talk about my family, man.
[05:23:00]  Don't talk about my family.
[05:23:03]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:23:05]  And you know what?
[05:23:06]  I'm supposed to sell like some freaking ghost circle after this.
[05:23:10]  I'm supposed to sell something.
[05:23:11]  I mean, fuck you, man.
[05:23:13]  Fuck you.
[05:23:19]  God damn it.
[05:23:22]  God damn all of you, man.
[05:23:24]  I hate hearing shit like this again, dude.
[05:23:26]  It really fucking pisses me off that I'm hearing this.
[05:23:29]  Oh, my God.
[05:23:35]  How dare you, man?
[05:23:36]  That's my family.
[05:23:40]  That's my wife, asshole.
[05:23:42]  That's my wife.
[05:23:43]  How dare you?
[05:23:44]  I mean, you are trying to ruin the safety of a man's home.
[05:23:51]  You're trying to ruin the freaking safety of a man's home.
[05:24:02]  I mean, I'm supposed to get a little internet circle, right?
[05:24:10]  Look at these people.
[05:24:10]  These people don't care, man.
[05:24:14]  These people don't care.
[05:24:19]  I mean, they're calling me a sellout.
[05:24:21]  I mean, just shut up, man.
[05:24:24]  Just shut up.
[05:24:25]  Screw all of you.
[05:24:26]  Just shut up, man.
[05:24:29]  Man, I don't even know why I do this broadcast anymore, man.
[05:24:32]  I'm serious, man.
[05:24:37]  Oh, my God.
[05:24:42]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:24:46]  Give me the mic, Maker.
[05:24:50]  Let me tell you something, you scumbag.
[05:24:54]  Let me tell you something, all right?
[05:25:01]  I get...
[05:25:04]  I give you idiots hours of my life.
[05:25:07]  I'm giving you years of my life, man.
[05:25:10]  I'm giving you years.
[05:25:14]  And this is how you repay me, man.
[05:25:17]  This is it, man.
[05:25:19]  You make fun of my wife.
[05:25:20]  You wish I was dead?
[05:25:22]  I mean, this is how you repay me, man.
[05:25:26]  This is how you repay me.
[05:25:29]  Good God.
[05:25:43]  Oh, my God, man.
[05:25:45]  I gotta give me my drink, mate.
[05:25:47]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[05:25:50]  All right, I think we got enough of this, okay?
[05:25:52]  I think we got fucking up of this crap.
[05:25:55]  Man, I need some more beer, man.
[05:25:57]  I just can't take this anymore, man.
[05:26:01]  I can't take this, man.
[05:26:05]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:26:09]  I mean, you assholes are driving me to drink.
[05:26:13]  You assholes are driving me to drink.
[05:26:15]  I know.
[05:26:16]  They're driving me to drink now.
[05:26:18]  They're driving me to drink now.
[05:26:20]  I mean, good God, man.
[05:26:21]  You know.
[05:26:24]  You idiots out here.
[05:26:37]  God damn it, man.
[05:26:41]  You hit me, man.
[05:26:42]  You cut me.
[05:26:44]  Cut me right here in the heart.
[05:26:57]  All right, look, folks.
[05:26:59]  All right, take this off.
[05:27:00]  I don't want to hear anymore.
[05:27:02]  I'm going to release the official.
[05:27:06]  Man, I don't even know if I can do that, man.
[05:27:10]  All right, tell me.
[05:27:13]  I'm not a sellout.
[05:27:15]  I've never sold out.
[05:27:16]  I am the underground.
[05:27:18]  I am the underground is right.
[05:27:20]  I've got all the years I poured into this show, man.
[05:27:23]  And I haven't got nothing for it, man.
[05:27:25]  I haven't gotten nothing.
[05:27:28]  I haven't got a shit.
[05:27:31]  All right, this hurts my feelings.
[05:27:36]  I got it best in my baronies.
[05:27:38]  I mean.
[05:27:41]  I mean, get this mic out of my Fox McCloud.
[05:27:49]  Really fucking funny, dude.
[05:27:52]  Really fucking hilarious, for Christ's sake.
[05:27:55]  Jesus Christ.
[05:27:58]  Local live hall mentor.
[05:28:03]  I love Sher.
[05:28:06]  You know I am.
[05:28:08]  The field of local live.
[05:28:10]  Homenta.
[05:28:11]  Oh, my God.
[05:28:12]  What is this?
[05:28:12]  Spermy the Rabbit.
[05:28:14]  Spermy the Rabbit says, someone come get Disney Gerson Main.
[05:28:18]  I hate him.
[05:28:19]  I don't know what the fuck that means.
[05:28:20]  You know I am.
[05:28:21]  Hey, what is this?
[05:28:22]  Field of Local Live, Hall Mental Payment.
[05:28:26]  Fuck you, dude.

=== True Conservative Radio Clip Played (03:33) ===

[05:28:27]  You're not going to get me to say that.
[05:28:30]  You're not going to get me to say that, dude.
[05:28:32]  Here's the reverend.
[05:28:33]  Local live hallented payments.
[05:28:36]  Oh, my God.
[05:28:37]  Come take Disney Gur pill.
[05:28:40]  All right.
[05:28:40]  Thank you very much, The Reverend.
[05:28:41]  You know I am.
[05:28:45]  Fuck you.
[05:28:46]  I never sold out.
[05:28:48]  I never sold out for Christ's sake.
[05:28:51]  Baby, it's cold outside.
[05:28:52]  Yo, fuck yourself.
[05:28:54]  The field of localism.
[05:28:57]  Oh, my God.
[05:28:58]  All right.
[05:28:58]  We get it.
[05:28:59]  All right.
[05:29:01]  Is what I got to say to that, dude.
[05:29:03]  All right.
[05:29:03]  Anyway, we're not going to check out your blog.
[05:29:06]  Anyway, with that being said, folks, we got to continue on.
[05:29:10]  All right.
[05:29:11]  And even though we saw that, and look, people are saying, hey, ghost, you know, you know, you sounded like, you know, you were high energy back.
[05:29:20]  I'm still high energy, okay?
[05:29:23]  I've just gotten used to this dumb shit.
[05:29:25]  That's what I've got.
[05:29:26]  I've just gotten used to it, for Christ's sake.
[05:29:29]  And unfortunately, you guys have gotten me battle-hardened.
[05:29:34]  And that's why I can take it.
[05:29:36]  I don't know if I can take it better now, but I don't know.
[05:29:40]  I'm just saying, dude.
[05:29:43]  I'm just saying.
[05:29:44]  I'm just saying.
[05:29:45]  All right.
[05:29:47]  Anyway, and by the way, folks, I have always been like this.
[05:29:52]  You know, people always say, eh, goes, you know, you fake the rage and all this fucking bullshit.
[05:29:57]  Look, I'm going to show you a clip 10 years ago that was put on in 2009, okay?
[05:30:04]  When the show, True Capitalist Radio, was called True Conservative Radio, okay?
[05:30:11]  So let's take a look at this.
[05:30:12]  I want to show you, okay?
[05:30:13]  Y'all ready for this shit?
[05:30:15]  I present to you the old school from 2009 True Conservative Radio.
[05:30:22]  Put the PC shut on.
[05:30:23]  Play it.
[05:30:24]  I don't care.
[05:30:26]  I don't care.
[05:31:16]  I'm telling you, dude, I mean, and I meant this.
[05:31:20]  You know, true conservative ray, I meant this from the bottom of my heart.
[05:31:24]  Everything that I've ever said.

=== America Patriotism Energy Expressed (04:13) ===

[05:32:01]  Thank you.
[05:32:04]  I swear it needs.
[05:32:08]  I can't.
[05:32:10]  I'm sorry, folks.
[05:32:11]  I'm sorry.
[05:32:11]  I'm trying to catch my window.
[05:32:14]  I can't catch my breath.
[05:32:16]  I'm trying to catch my breath.
[05:32:18]  I can't catch my breath.
[05:32:22]  I can't catch my breath.
[05:32:25]  I can't, can't.
[05:32:43]  I can't die.
[05:32:49]  You know, it's not the folks.
[05:32:50]  I know.
[05:32:51]  Right now that my heart's beating real fast.
[05:32:54]  And I know right now that I'm not sounding like myself.
[05:32:57]  And I know right now that I can barely breathe.
[05:32:59]  And I can't catch my breath.
[05:33:01]  But you know, I got too much energy.
[05:33:04]  I got too much energy for anything to kill me.
[05:33:09]  I can't die before our country goes in peril.
[05:33:14]  I can't do it.
[05:33:21]  I can't do it.
[05:33:29]  That's what I'm talking about.
[05:33:30]  The passion.
[05:33:32]  That's what I'm talking about.
[05:33:34]  The fury.
[05:33:36]  That's what I'm talking about.
[05:33:40]  I don't care if my chest hurts.
[05:33:43]  I don't care if I'm about to have a heart attack.
[05:33:46]  I don't care if I'm about to have a stroke.
[05:33:50]  I don't care.
[05:33:54]  All I care about is this country, America, the way it used to be.
[05:34:00]  That's what I care about.
[05:34:02]  I don't want socialism.
[05:34:04]  I don't want to see socialism.
[05:34:06]  I don't want communism.
[05:34:07]  I don't want this crap.
[05:34:09]  Do you want this crap, people?
[05:34:12]  I am...
[05:34:34]  I'm back.
[05:34:35]  Let me tell you something.
[05:34:35]  This energy of mine right now, the energy that I have for America is not going to let me die.
[05:34:41]  I will not die until I see that America is finally changing to what it used to be.
[05:34:48]  We used to be the bastions of capitalism.
[05:34:51]  We used to be the bastions of freedom.
[05:34:55]  We used to be the bastions of everything that was good in this world.
[05:34:59]  And now we're the bastards.
[05:35:01]  Now we're the bastards.
[05:35:07]  And I can't believe that none of you American people give a crap.
[05:35:13]  All right.
[05:35:14]  All right.
[05:35:14]  That's enough.
[05:35:15]  I think we've heard enough.
[05:35:17]  Okay.
[05:35:18]  I think we've heard enough.
[05:35:19]  Okay.
[05:35:20]  And I was genuine with that passion that you just heard there.
[05:35:25]  Okay.
[05:35:25]  I was genuine in that passion because I saw what was happening right as Barack Obama took power.
[05:35:33]  I saw what was happening.
[05:35:36]  And I'm telling you right now, I was just so fucking angry.
[05:35:39]  And thank God.
[05:35:41]  That's why I'm a little bit more relaxed.
[05:35:42]  I'm in the Trump era.
[05:35:44]  This is the Trump administration, baby.
[05:35:46]  And let me tell you, the Trump administration has made the economy so good that I don't know if you know this guy by the name of Dr. Disrespect.
[05:35:56]  I'm pretty sure you have.
[05:35:57]  Nothing bad to say about Dr. Disrespect.
[05:36:00]  I think his whole shtick, you know, I guess it works, whatever.
[05:36:03]  But Dr. Disrespect makes anywhere from $5,000 to $10,000 an hour on donations alone when he streams.

=== Double Scotch Shot Taken Live (03:02) ===

[05:36:14]  Now, you couldn't do that during the Obama administration.
[05:36:18]  I'll tell you that right now.
[05:36:20]  You could not do that during the Obama administration.
[05:36:24]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:36:25]  It was fucked up.
[05:36:27]  All right.
[05:36:27]  It is fucked up.
[05:36:28]  All right.
[05:36:29]  Look, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to get to the next dono.
[05:36:34]  And what do I have to do?
[05:36:35]  And by the way, my voice is going out, which sucks, by the way.
[05:36:39]  What I'm going to do is I'm going to take a shot and I'm going to gargle with that shot, of course, a shot of scotch, and probably get another beer.
[05:36:47]  And then we're going to get to the next dono.
[05:36:49]  Okay?
[05:36:50]  Okay.
[05:36:50]  The next dono.
[05:36:51]  The next dono is by Fox McLeod.
[05:36:54]  He did a back-to-back.
[05:36:55]  So let me get some more beer.
[05:37:01]  Let's get a little bit more beer here.
[05:37:03]  And I'm fucking drinking, dude.
[05:37:04]  You know, what gout?
[05:37:07]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:37:08]  What fucking gout?
[05:37:12]  All right.
[05:37:12]  We got that going on here.
[05:37:14]  Let me pour the beer in here.
[05:37:15]  Excuse me.
[05:37:16]  Here we go.
[05:37:20]  Oh, yeah.
[05:37:21]  Oh, yeah.
[05:37:22]  And look, I'm going to go ahead and take a shot.
[05:37:24]  And by the way, I don't mean to call out, I don't mean to call out Geezer, OG Geezer.
[05:37:30]  I like OG Geezer, by the way.
[05:37:32]  And I also, you know, kind of like Attila a little bit.
[05:37:37]  The thing is, is that they're selling shots.
[05:37:40]  They're claiming that a full shot is a double shot.
[05:37:43]  And that is not the case.
[05:37:45]  Have y'all seen this?
[05:37:47]  They claim that an actual full shot is a double shot and that is not, that is a shot.
[05:37:54]  Okay, that is one shot.
[05:37:57]  I actually have a double shot glass that is real long.
[05:38:00]  You know, it's elongated, so you can put in two fucking shots.
[05:38:06]  And what I'm going to do here is I'm actually going to take some Glenn Levitt, Caribbean cast, aged 15 years, Glenn Levitt.
[05:38:14]  Here, I think.
[05:38:15]  Oh, you know what?
[05:38:16]  I'm sorry.
[05:38:17]  It's not Glenn Levitt.
[05:38:18]  It's Belvinni.
[05:38:19]  It's Belvini.
[05:38:21]  Once again, Caribbean cask.
[05:38:22]  And the reason I like the Bel Vinny Caribbean cask, if you happen to be a little bit of a rum appreciator, you can faintly taste the rum casks and the influence on the scotch malt here.
[05:38:36]  Because this, I believe, is a single malt.
[05:38:39]  Yes, it is.
[05:38:40]  So once again, Bel Vinny, a very good Scotch maker.
[05:38:46]  And as you can see, you know, all that, that was a double shot right there.
[05:38:50]  All right.
[05:38:51]  I'm going to go ahead and take this double shot here.
[05:38:55]  And let's go ahead and gargle with it and see if it helps with this, you know, the throat here.
[05:39:01]  And by the way, scotch is actually a disinfectant.
[05:39:04]  All right.
[05:39:05]  Scotch is actually a disinfectant.
[05:39:08]  So if you happen to have nothing to disinfect a wound with, all right, if you can just, you know, pour it on a wound, believe it or not, it'll disinfect it.
[05:39:16]  All right.

=== Scotch Disinfectant Property Noted (14:22) ===

[05:39:17]  So anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
[05:39:20]  This is a little bit of Balvini Caribbean cast, age 15 years.
[05:39:25]  Cheers, baby.
[05:39:33]  all right good Good stuff.
[05:39:36]  Good stuff, baby.
[05:39:39]  All right.
[05:39:40]  Please excuse me, man.
[05:39:42]  I had to do that.
[05:39:42]  As you can see, my voice came back because, you know, it disinfects shit, dude.
[05:39:48]  It disinfects shit.
[05:39:49]  All right.
[05:39:50]  Let's go ahead and get to the next video.
[05:39:52]  This is Fox McCloud.
[05:39:55]  Fox McCloud requested this and said, this is the best band to come out of the grunge era.
[05:40:01]  I'm really interested in seeing what you're talking about there, Fox McCloud.
[05:40:05]  I'm really interested in seeing what the best band from the...
[05:40:09]  Oh, wow.
[05:40:11]  I cannot disagree with you, dude.
[05:40:13]  I cannot disagree with you.
[05:40:15]  Although I like all the grunge era bands, the beautiful part about the grunge era that I like, it was the last significant musical movement in America.
[05:40:25]  And moreover, the beautiful part about grunge, they sang about a bunch of dark, you know, very, you know, drugs and suicide.
[05:40:35]  And yet they made it, they made it sound so beautiful.
[05:40:41]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:40:42]  They made it sound so fucking beautiful for Christ's sake.
[05:40:44]  All right.
[05:40:45]  I'm not even kidding around.
[05:40:46]  It's just, that's what I'm talking about.
[05:40:48]  All right.
[05:40:49]  Let's go ahead and continue.
[05:40:51]  Here we do.
[05:40:51]  Here we have Fox McLeod, the best grunge band, in his opinion.
[05:40:56]  And I think it's my opinion, too.
[05:40:58]  I mean, Allison Chains, dude.
[05:41:01]  Allison Chains.
[05:41:22]  Cheers to Fox McLeod, baby.
[05:41:25]  The beautiful part about Allison Chains, it's not just the grunge guitar and the composition of the music.
[05:41:32]  It's the harmonization of the vocals.
[05:41:48]  Nothing better than a dealer than that.
[05:41:55]  He's talking about heroin in this song.
[05:42:02]  R.I.P., Blaine Staley.
[05:42:06]  What's your chunk of choice?
[05:42:09]  I can't even fucking sing it.
[05:42:10]  My voice is shut.
[05:42:12]  Well, what have you got?
[05:42:20]  I don't go broke because I do.
[05:42:24]  It seems so sick to the hypocritical, This bad dude.
[05:42:35]  I love brunch, I'm a big fan of brunch, But we, I raise them all three.
[05:42:55]  Yeah, my vocals was depleted on the date line, but I was acting like Tarzan By the way,
[05:43:11]  they had great guitarists and great guitar works of choice Well, what have you got?
[05:43:35]  What have you got?
[05:43:40]  I don't go broke.
[05:43:42]  I don't go broke And I do it a lot.
[05:43:50]  This is a beautiful song.
[05:43:51]  Fox McCloud, This whole album, the dirt album.
[05:43:57]  I could turn this on her song, hear the whole goddamn album, not skip one fucking song.
[05:44:03]  This is probably their best album they put out, in my opinion.
[05:44:08]  In my opinion, I mean, their first album wasn't bad.
[05:44:11]  They had some badass songs like Man In The Box.
[05:44:16]  We Die Young is a bad one.
[05:44:18]  We die young, that's it.
[05:44:45]  You can't understand or use us mad.
[05:44:51]  Stop my heroin, baby, And it ain't so bad.
[05:45:17]  What's my drug of choice?
[05:45:23]  Well, what have you got?
[05:45:28]  I don't go broke and I do it a lot.
[05:45:31]  I don't go broke And I do it a lot.
[05:45:48]  Badass song.
[05:46:08]  Beautiful fucking album.
[05:46:09]  If you have not listened to the Allison Chains Dirt album, I would strongly advise you to do so.
[05:46:14]  Badass album.
[05:46:15]  RIP Lane Staley.
[05:46:17]  And what is this?
[05:46:20]  Oh, you fucking pizza.
[05:46:22]  Now I get it.
[05:46:25]  Now I get it.
[05:46:26]  Now I get what you're fucking making me say.
[05:46:29]  Now I get it.
[05:46:30]  All right.
[05:46:31]  Oh, my God.
[05:46:32]  And what is this?
[05:46:33]  Fay Kindar.
[05:46:35]  What the fuck does that?
[05:46:36]  Oh, fuck off, dude.
[05:46:37]  All right.
[05:46:38]  Stop trying to make me say dumb shit.
[05:46:42]  Fucking Milky Liquors, dude.
[05:46:43]  See, I'm sorry.
[05:46:44]  I didn't mean to say that.
[05:46:45]  Some fucking asshole made me say it.
[05:46:48]  Anyway, a couple of songs on the dirt album.
[05:46:51]  Sick Man is probably one of my favorite songs.
[05:46:55]  And Jesus Christ, there's a lot of songs on there.
[05:46:58]  I don't want to, you know, gear anybody the wrong way.
[05:47:01]  I think you should just listen to the whole album.
[05:47:03]  Badass shit.
[05:47:05]  Let's get to the next one.
[05:47:06]  Thank you, Fox McCloud, once again for the back-to-back, dude.
[05:47:09]  We really do appreciate it, man.
[05:47:11]  Great.
[05:47:13]  I don't know about the first one.
[05:47:15]  Brad brought back bad memories, but the second one with the junkhead, Alice and Chains, that was fucking cool, dude.
[05:47:21]  That was awesome.
[05:47:23]  Let's get to the next video, Dono.
[05:47:25]  The next video, Dono, is by none other than Mama Luigi.
[05:47:28]  And Mama Luigi has said the following: I've been itching to send you this song.
[05:47:33]  Yes, it's Mexican, but it's not Norteño.
[05:47:37]  I may never look at the album cover the same after seeing Pedogate.
[05:47:41]  I hope the band are not pedos on account of those symbols.
[05:47:46]  I don't know, man.
[05:47:47]  You never know, Mama Luigi.
[05:47:48]  I'm telling you.
[05:47:49]  I mean, that's why, you know, these symbols are now becoming aware to folks, and people are starting to recognize that they've seen these symbols on Disney.
[05:47:58]  And, you know, it's a sick world out here.
[05:48:01]  You know, reality is stranger than fiction.
[05:48:04]  Always remember that.
[05:48:06]  Reality is stranger than fiction.
[05:48:08]  All right, let's see what we have here.
[05:48:10]  Let's see.
[05:48:11]  Of course, we're on YouTube, so we got to wait about 30 seconds.
[05:48:15]  All right, we got to wait about 30 seconds here.
[05:48:17]  So let's go ahead.
[05:48:18]  It's almost three in the morning here at the Ghost Show Studios.
[05:48:22]  So I want to say cheers to all of you out here that are still listening to me.
[05:48:25]  All right.
[05:48:26]  Once again, I'm sorry if I said something that these idiots tried to make me say.
[05:48:31]  My apologies.
[05:48:32]  All right.
[05:48:33]  All right.
[05:48:34]  Here it is.
[05:48:35]  Mama Luigi requested this.
[05:48:37]  And let's take a look.
[05:48:38]  They said it's Mexican.
[05:48:40]  You know, I'm pretty musically diverse.
[05:48:42]  Let's see if it's a decent Mexican song.
[05:48:44]  All right.
[05:48:45]  Here it is, once again, requested by Mama Luigi.
[05:48:49]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:48:50]  Here it is.
[05:49:07]  Definitely not Norteño.
[05:49:11]  It's definitely not Tejano.
[05:49:14]  Is this a chick or some dude singing very high?
[05:49:28]  Is this a chick or a dude singing very high?
[05:49:30]  We love us in silence Get the fuck.
[05:49:48]  Check it out, Sony Donald.
[05:49:50]  Give it a chance.
[05:49:51]  All right.
[05:50:06]  in the chat room is not digging this Look at this.
[05:50:09]  Two out of ten, one out of ten, zero out of ten, one out of ten.
[05:50:14]  Corpus Christie Capital gave it 8 out of 10.
[05:50:16]  Dude.
[05:50:19]  Alright, I'm not digging it right now.
[05:50:21]  Okay, I'll be honest.
[05:50:21]  This is not cool.
[05:50:23]  another 30 or 40 seconds, alright?
[05:50:45]  The way this bitch is transparent, trap is singing it.
[05:50:51]  It's like, it's like rap music.
[05:51:21]  I like the Mexican guitar or the Spanish guitar, you know.
[05:51:25]  If you know how to play that classical guitar and you're gonna have to get a lot of beast and do me joy, look it okay.
[05:51:40]  I don't know.
[05:51:41]  I don't know if I dig this, dude.
[05:51:42]  I really don't.
[05:51:45]  It sounds like a mixture of too much stuff that's buckled together, and it just, you know, I don't know, man.
[05:51:54]  No, it's a dude.
[05:51:59]  I thought it was, like, kind of a change.
[05:52:01]  You can tell it's a dude after that, like well.
[05:52:10]  That definitely sounds like a fucking dude right there.
[05:52:21]  Taco Pop?
[05:52:24]  Taco Pop.
[05:52:25]  There you go.
[05:52:26]  That's great.
[05:52:28]  That's great.
[05:52:42]  Alright, how long is this fucking song?
[05:52:45]  Jesus, like five minutes?
[05:52:49]  This song will be five minutes, really.
[05:53:11]  nintendo puto somebody in the chat room said that excrement he said my life was better before this Oh my god, my life was better before this.

=== Musical Horizon Expansion Attempted (07:40) ===

[05:53:39]  I gotta use that, dude.
[05:53:40]  gotta use that.
[05:53:41]  All right.
[05:53:42]  All right.
[05:53:48]  Look, I got to agree to disagree.
[05:53:50]  Hold on, let it go on.
[05:53:52]  All right, I gotta agree to disagree with Mama Luigi.
[05:53:58]  You know, I mean, you know, I didn't really dig that very much.
[05:54:02]  I'm gonna be honest with you, dude.
[05:54:04]  I mean, I appreciate you donating it to us, trying to expand our musical horizons.
[05:54:10]  Although I did see some people in here suggest that they were growing, you know, the music was growing on them, you know, that sort of thing.
[05:54:18]  So I appreciate it either way, man.
[05:54:21]  Cheers to you.
[05:54:22]  And thank you for tuning in, dude, on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:54:26]  No bullshit.
[05:54:27]  Let's get to the next video here.
[05:54:30]  Excuse me.
[05:54:31]  Sorry.
[05:54:32]  I'm drinking beer.
[05:54:33]  I'm shooting shots.
[05:54:35]  You know, I'm smoking.
[05:54:36]  You know, I'm doing the typical Saturday night thing.
[05:54:39]  So if you could please excuse the belching.
[05:54:41]  All right.
[05:54:42]  Let's go ahead and let's get to Zed Commander.
[05:54:47]  Zed Commander requested this.
[05:54:50]  And let's see what the hell Zed Commander has in store for us here.
[05:54:54]  He didn't say anything.
[05:54:56]  He just, Zed Commander just said, here, here's the video.
[05:55:00]  So let's go ahead and take a look at what the Zed Commander has in store for us here.
[05:55:04]  All right.
[05:55:05]  And I hope I don't like the views on this.
[05:55:10]  I don't like how many views are on this one, but hopefully Zed Commander isn't going to be a fucking prick and do some kind of snake in the ass or something of that nature.
[05:55:20]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:55:22]  Here it is.
[05:55:23]  Zed Commander.
[05:55:24]  Here it is playing.
[05:55:26]  We have to get rid of that.
[05:55:27]  It's a burden.
[05:55:29]  We can barely work.
[05:55:30]  We can't bother.
[05:55:33]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:55:39]  It's Dr. Paul.
[05:55:41]  Oh, my God.
[05:55:48]  Oh, what the fuck?
[05:55:51]  The dude was having a stroke.
[05:55:55]  Oh, my God.
[05:55:58]  It's Dr. Paul.
[05:55:59]  Dude, that is not funny, dude.
[05:56:01]  That is absolutely not funny.
[05:56:03]  Hey, Zed Commander, dude, what the actual fuck?
[05:56:07]  All right, for all those that don't know, Ron Paul actually had a stroke in mid-live stream.
[05:56:15]  As you can see, that was really disturbing.
[05:56:19]  And then you got Zed Commander over here.
[05:56:21]  I don't know.
[05:56:22]  That's horrible, dude.
[05:56:24]  You know, that is so fucked up.
[05:56:25]  I can't believe people.
[05:56:27]  Here I was giving Zed Commander, you know, some kind of props over here.
[05:56:31]  Yeah, too soon, dude.
[05:56:33]  Too soon.
[05:56:35]  And what is this?
[05:56:35]  Kill Alpha Gets.
[05:56:38]  Oh, my God.
[05:56:39]  Kill Alpha Gets.
[05:56:41]  All right.
[05:56:42]  Thank you very much.
[05:56:43]  I appreciate that, man.
[05:56:46]  And here's Wings of Ghost Choice here, huh?
[05:56:49]  My sister, my daughter.
[05:56:52]  I said I want the truth.
[05:56:55]  Hey, cheers, Wings of Ghost Sun.
[05:56:57]  Host choice, but make it travel or food related.
[05:57:00]  Okay.
[05:57:00]  We'd like to hear your insight on something different.
[05:57:03]  All right.
[05:57:03]  Yeah, no bullshit.
[05:57:05]  I definitely will do that, man.
[05:57:07]  Thank you very much.
[05:57:08]  I think I've got a few I've got a few things in mind.
[05:57:11]  Let's just put it that way, dude.
[05:57:12]  So cheers to Wings of Ghost Sun.
[05:57:15]  I appreciate it, man.
[05:57:17]  Let's get to the next video dono, by the way, dude, because, you know, I want to hurry up and do the video donos here.
[05:57:23]  And by the way, how long have we been on?
[05:57:25]  We've been on almost six hours.
[05:57:27]  So since we've been on almost six hours, and by the way, Jay Jangle dropped a diamond and said, shout out to my love, Emma LP.
[05:57:39]  All right.
[05:57:39]  Cheers to you there, Jangle, Jay Jangle.
[05:57:42]  All right.
[05:57:43]  Cheers to you.
[05:57:44]  All right.
[05:57:45]  What I'm going to do here is I'm going to go ahead and put some fucking diamonds.
[05:57:51]  I'm going to put some lemons into the treasure chest.
[05:57:53]  I'm sorry.
[05:57:54]  All right.
[05:57:55]  We're going to put 2,000 lemons in the treasure chest.
[05:57:58]  Is everybody ready?
[05:57:59]  We're going to put it right now.
[05:58:01]  There it is.
[05:58:02]  2,000 in the treasure chest just added.
[05:58:06]  And what I'm going to do is, I'm going to open up the treasure chest here in about one minute.
[05:58:11]  All right.
[05:58:12]  And before I do, I'm going to take a little smoke.
[05:58:15]  And the next video, by the way, is by Tuhoru Adachi.
[05:58:21]  I don't know what the fuck that is.
[05:58:23]  But we're going to go ahead and play it.
[05:58:24]  And then we're going to continue, man.
[05:58:26]  So let me go ahead and do a little smoke here.
[05:58:32]  Oh, yeah.
[05:58:33]  Oh, yeah.
[05:58:34]  You got to hold it and let it hit the brain, baby.
[05:58:41]  All right.
[05:58:42]  There it is.
[05:58:43]  There you go.
[05:58:43]  Right there, baby.
[05:58:44]  That's what I'm talking about, man.
[05:58:46]  All right.
[05:58:46]  Give me another fucking drink of some beer here.
[05:58:51]  All right.
[05:58:53]  Tuhoru Adadachi is next.
[05:58:57]  And before we get to his, what we're going to do is we're going to open up the treasure chest.
[05:59:01]  Is everybody ready?
[05:59:02]  Because I want to open it up very fast.
[05:59:05]  I want to open it up very, very fast.
[05:59:08]  So is everybody ready to get a little bit of a little bit of lemons?
[05:59:12]  Like I said, it pays to listen to old ghost here.
[05:59:15]  So let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
[05:59:19]  All right.
[05:59:20]  And thank you all, by the way, for staying up this late with me or chilling here with me on a Saturday night.
[05:59:27]  I'm not even kidding around.
[05:59:28]  I know this is the party night.
[05:59:30]  I know you guys could be doing anything else.
[05:59:32]  And I really do appreciate you guys being here.
[05:59:35]  Even if you like me or hate me, dude, cheers to you, man.
[05:59:38]  All right.
[05:59:39]  We're going to open up the treasure chest in five, four, three, two, one.
[05:59:51]  Is everybody ready?
[05:59:52]  We're going to open up this son of a bitch right now.
[05:59:56]  Open it up.
[05:59:56]  There it is.
[05:59:58]  And by the way, if everybody can please let me know how many lemons, I keep saying diamonds, lemons that you get in your account there from this distribution and post it in the chat room.
[06:00:10]  I'd be more than happy to tell you the top five lemon getters here.
[06:00:14]  All right.
[06:00:14]  And while we're waiting for that distribution, I want to say once again, another cheers to everybody who's in here, dude.
[06:00:20]  I really do appreciate everybody being here on a Saturday.
[06:00:23]  And I'm glad that you're spending your Saturday with all of us here.
[06:00:26]  I really do appreciate it.
[06:00:27]  Give me a drink.
[06:00:31]  All right.
[06:00:31]  Here it is.
[06:00:32]  I'm a wheat hard.
[06:00:35]  Yeah, fuck you.
[06:00:36]  All right.
[06:00:37]  Got 280 lemons.
[06:00:38]  Texan Philly Bird got 161 lemons.
[06:00:42]  Richard McConnell got 117 lemons.
[06:00:46]  Corpus Christie Capital got 93 lemons.
[06:00:50]  And my homie Tony got 78 lemons in this round of distribution of the lemons, dude.
[06:00:59]  So cheers to everybody in here.
[06:01:01]  Thank you guys for chilling in here with me.
[06:01:03]  And towards the end of the show, whenever we're done with these donos and shit, I'm going to go ahead and distribute a little bit more lemons.
[06:01:10]  Just FYI, all right?
[06:01:12]  All right, here it is.
[06:01:14]  Tohoru Awa Adadachi.
[06:01:17]  Excuse me.
[06:01:17]  I'm sorry.
[06:01:18]  I'm drinking beer here.

=== Weed Calling Insult Addressed (03:03) ===

[06:01:20]  Tohoru Adadachi requested this and said, here's some good swing.
[06:01:24]  I know how you like jazz.
[06:01:26]  It's anime music again.
[06:01:30]  Anyway, make sure you play from the beginning.
[06:01:32]  It's really good.
[06:01:33]  Have a good time, ghost, or have a good one, ghost, and take some smoke with me.
[06:01:38]  Well, I'll go ahead and do that, dude.
[06:01:40]  But I don't really like how now you guys are trying to make me like anime music.
[06:01:45]  And you're going to try to like, you know, use that against me and say, oh, ghost, you're a fucking Weebo.
[06:01:51]  And oh, ghost, you got a fucking waifu and all that crap.
[06:01:54]  And I don't want to hear it, dude.
[06:01:56]  I don't want to hear it.
[06:01:57]  Okay, so what?
[06:01:59]  The music was in an anime.
[06:02:01]  Doesn't mean I like that fucking stupid cartoon fetish bullshit.
[06:02:06]  Anyway, let me take a smoke here.
[06:02:07]  I'm going to take a smoke.
[06:02:08]  And by the way, before I take a smoke, Tohuru Adadachi, all right, Tohuru Adadachi requested this.
[06:02:17]  So let's just play it and I'll play it as this stupid anime music is playing.
[06:02:21]  All right, here it is.
[06:02:21]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:02:23]  To Haru Adadachi, here it is.
[06:02:31]  Okay.
[06:02:39]  same band.
[06:02:40]  All right.
[06:02:42]  This isn't horrible.
[06:02:43]  Doesn't mean I'm a weed, asshole.
[06:02:47]  Give me a smoke, this ain't bad dude.
[06:02:55]  This doesn't mean I'm a weed, you fucking idiot.
[06:03:01]  You're calling me a weed, dude.
[06:03:03]  And I go fuck myself.
[06:04:19]  I don't want to say anything.
[06:04:21]  I don't even want to say, oh, yeah, you know, it's not bad.

=== Anime Waifu Accusations Denied (15:25) ===

[06:04:23]  It sounds jazzy.
[06:04:24]  I don't even want to say anything because every one of you are going to call me a weeb.
[06:04:29]  You're going to say I got a waifu.
[06:04:31]  You know, I mean, that's what you fuckers do.
[06:04:33]  You're fucking trolls, dude.
[06:04:34]  You don't do anything else, dude.
[06:04:36]  I think it sounds jazzy.
[06:04:38]  I think it sounds classy.
[06:04:40]  And it's a shame that this shit is in Weevo shit.
[06:04:43]  I'm not even kidding.
[06:04:49]  I hear a little game show-ish to it, too, dude.
[06:04:55]  I hear a little game show-ish in it.
[06:04:58]  Kind of soulless.
[06:05:14]  What it means, soulless, dude.
[06:05:16]  It's like big band, dude.
[06:05:19]  It's like big band, you know.
[06:05:20]  Paul Petto Donito loves it, dude, too.
[06:05:23]  So you can't have jazz without a fucking horn.
[06:05:43]  You know, put a little horn in there.
[06:06:03]  Great.
[06:06:03]  You know what?
[06:06:04]  Look.
[06:06:07]  It was all right, okay?
[06:06:09]  I like that kind of jazzy feel, all right?
[06:06:11]  Tohuru Adadachi.
[06:06:13]  I like that kind of fucking feel.
[06:06:16]  I just don't like the fact that, you know, when I say I like something like that, you fucking idiots already resort to the fact that I'm a weave and I'm an idiot and all this other shit.
[06:06:26]  Here's anonymous.
[06:06:28]  Oh, this is fresh.
[06:06:31]  I am the law.
[06:06:32]  Yeah, I am the law.
[06:06:34]  I am the law.
[06:06:34]  We saw that on Thursday.
[06:06:36]  Here's anonymous.
[06:06:40]  Oh, my God.
[06:06:41]  Jesus Christ.
[06:06:42]  Ghost, did you check the news?
[06:06:44]  Trump just had a massive fucking heart attack.
[06:06:46]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[06:06:47]  Give me a fucking break.
[06:06:49]  In the field of local live hall menta.
[06:06:53]  Here's Derwicking, and Derwicking says the following.
[06:06:56]  What's up, Derwicking?
[06:06:57]  Zed Commander, you should put a muzzle in that mouth and pull the trigger and make it go click.
[06:07:03]  Oh, wait, you can't because you're a maple-sucking bastard, and Trudeau took your guns, you fucking cuck.
[06:07:11]  No respect for American hero.
[06:07:13]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[06:07:17]  Oh, my God.
[06:07:18]  Give me a fucking break, dude.
[06:07:20]  Jesus Christ.
[06:07:24]  All right.
[06:07:24]  Hey, all right, Derwicking.
[06:07:26]  Calm down.
[06:07:26]  And cheers to Derwicking, by the way.
[06:07:29]  What is this?
[06:07:30]  In the field of local.
[06:07:32]  Ghost scissors.
[06:07:36]  Ghost scissor races.
[06:07:38]  What the hell is that?
[06:07:39]  Ghost scissor races.
[06:07:40]  I don't understand.
[06:07:41]  In the field of local live.
[06:07:44]  You just lost the game.
[06:07:46]  What the fuck does that mean?
[06:07:49]  I lost the game.
[06:07:50]  What the?
[06:07:51]  All right, dude.
[06:07:52]  I don't know what the fuck you idiots are talking about.
[06:07:55]  All right.
[06:07:57]  I have no idea what you fucking idiots are talking about.
[06:07:59]  But once again, you're sitting here.
[06:08:01]  You know, you're talking all kinds of nonsense, etc.
[06:08:05]  So let's just go ahead and get to the next video here.
[06:08:09]  All right.
[06:08:10]  Let's go ahead and get to the next video.
[06:08:11]  The next video that we've got coming is, as a matter of fact, from Toru Adadachi.
[06:08:17]  Oh, wait a minute.
[06:08:18]  We're getting a blip, dude.
[06:08:19]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:08:22]  Here we are.
[06:08:22]  We're getting a blip.
[06:08:24]  Ah.
[06:08:28]  Come on.
[06:08:34]  These fucking blips, dude.
[06:08:37]  These fucking goddamn blips.
[06:08:39]  Jesus Christ.
[06:08:40]  Come on, man.
[06:08:42]  All right.
[06:08:42]  Refresh.
[06:08:43]  All right.
[06:08:43]  Come on, man.
[06:08:44]  Let's not do this, please, baby.
[06:08:46]  Come on, baby.
[06:08:48]  Come on, baby.
[06:08:49]  We don't need no blips, man.
[06:08:51]  Come on, man.
[06:08:53]  Well, anyway, if we're going to have blips like this, let me wait for everybody to come back and we're going to get some more beer.
[06:09:03]  All right.
[06:09:03]  Let's go ahead and do that.
[06:09:04]  All right.
[06:09:05]  Here it is.
[06:09:06]  Let's go ahead and hook it up a little bit of more beer here.
[06:09:09]  All right.
[06:09:10]  Here it is.
[06:09:13]  All right.
[06:09:13]  Here it is right here.
[06:09:14]  My apologies for the blips here.
[06:09:16]  All right.
[06:09:17]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:09:21]  All right.
[06:09:22]  There it is right there, baby.
[06:09:27]  All right.
[06:09:27]  I think we're back here, and I want to say I'm sorry.
[06:09:30]  You know, it is what it is.
[06:09:31]  Oh, shit.
[06:09:33]  Fucking spilt the fucking beer.
[06:09:35]  Fuck sake.
[06:09:37]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:09:41]  I fucking spilled.
[06:09:42]  Look, it looks like I pissed my pants.
[06:09:44]  I do this shit all the time.
[06:09:46]  All right.
[06:09:46]  I'm pouring a beer.
[06:09:48]  You know, I'm trying to pour it by the microphone so everybody can fucking hear it and shit.
[06:09:52]  I overpour it and I get all this shit all over my fucking pants.
[06:09:56]  It looks like I pissed my fucking pants.
[06:09:59]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[06:10:02]  You know, just because all of you.
[06:10:07]  All right.
[06:10:08]  Anyway, go fuck off.
[06:10:09]  I don't piss my pants, dude.
[06:10:11]  All right.
[06:10:12]  I don't piss my pants.
[06:10:14]  I still have full control of my prostate and bladder.
[06:10:17]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[06:10:19]  All right.
[06:10:21]  Anyway, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to unparalleled aesthetics.
[06:10:24]  He is the next video up and running here.
[06:10:27]  And he said, get some nostalgic Sega music, or he's got some nostalgia Sega music.
[06:10:32]  There's actually a Brony Ace Attorney combined fan.
[06:10:38]  What the fuck is this shit?
[06:10:40]  Anyway, take a hit and forget this degenerate shit.
[06:10:44]  Get your smoke on and have a good night, ghost.
[06:10:48]  What is this?
[06:10:48]  An actual brony ace attorney fan?
[06:10:53]  Hey, dude.
[06:10:56]  I mean, it is what it is, dude.
[06:10:58]  I mean, people like to, you know, spend their time, effort, and energy in other ways.
[06:11:01]  And, you know, I mean, didn't y'all see from the Vault 7 releases from WikiLeaks that many CIA agents in the cyber division are a bunch of bronies?
[06:11:13]  I'm not even kidding.
[06:11:14]  Go look up the Vault 7 releases on Wiki Leaks, excuse me, and take a look at the Vault 7 release.
[06:11:22]  These fucking bronies, dude.
[06:11:24]  Fucking bronies are CIA agents.
[06:11:27]  I'm not even kidding.
[06:11:29]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to unparalleled aesthetics.
[06:11:31]  I mean, I'm sure that this is going to be a little bit of a palate cleanser.
[06:11:35]  And once again, now that I've got a new beer here, I want to say cheers to everybody in here who is listening to the broadcast, dude.
[06:11:41]  Cheers to each and every one of you, man.
[06:11:42]  I appreciate it.
[06:11:44]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:11:45]  Unparalleled aesthetics.
[06:11:47]  Here it is.
[06:11:50]  Uh-oh.
[06:11:54]  You know, Sonic music, that was a big part of the game.
[06:11:59]  That's what made the game, you know, kind of great to play.
[06:12:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:12:06]  In my opinion.
[06:12:07]  I mean, you'd be out there doing it, prison, and fucking going through the whole shit and listening this music.
[06:12:18]  You know you have to survive.
[06:12:21]  You've got to keep the dream alive where everything is.
[06:12:25]  Dude, Sonic is a decent game, okay?
[06:12:28]  It's a decent fucking game.
[06:12:29]  Shut up!
[06:12:40]  But there's the time.
[06:12:43]  I mean, look, it made the game that much easier.
[06:12:48]  I am not a fanboy of fucking Sonic, okay?
[06:12:52]  I know Sonic has a very sick, autistic, very sexual, disgusting version.
[06:13:00]  But it's a decent fucking game.
[06:13:03]  No matter what version of Sonic is playing, you need some games.
[06:13:13]  You've got to keep the dream alive.
[06:13:16]  Where everything is going to be.
[06:13:17]  Fuck you.
[06:13:18]  I'm not a furry.
[06:13:19]  I'm not an autist.
[06:13:21]  This is a decent game.
[06:13:33]  Badass bad.
[06:13:37]  So many places to be found.
[06:13:40]  Living in a city where you can't living in a city, you know you have to survive.
[06:13:52]  You've got to keep the dream.
[06:13:54]  Dude, fuck all of you people, dude.
[06:13:55]  I'm not a furry.
[06:13:57]  Somebody in here saying Ghost was a high-functioning autist.
[06:14:01]  Yeah, fuck you with that assessment.
[06:14:04]  All right.
[06:14:05]  Fuck off with that assessment.
[06:14:19]  You can see it.
[06:14:20]  I know fucking.
[06:14:21]  Now I'm a brony.
[06:14:22]  Now they're telling me.
[06:14:23]  Now they're claiming I'm a brony in the chat.
[06:14:27]  I'm a furry and a brony.
[06:14:30]  We just got a fucking donut.
[06:14:31]  I didn't mean to.
[06:14:32]  What the hell is this?
[06:14:33]  I should have paused the donos.
[06:14:35]  It says, John Burton, since you like Sonic, come and check my channel, Game Hut and Coding Secrets.
[06:14:42]  I am the founder of Traveler's Tales and have plenty of Sonic-related content to show you and other games I've developed.
[06:14:51]  I also released a Sonic 3D Blast Director's Cut.
[06:14:56]  Well, I'll take a look at that, dude.
[06:14:57]  I'll see.
[06:14:58]  I hope that it's not a troll and not, you know, I don't know, some sick fucking, you know, fandom.
[06:15:04]  Sorry about that unparalleled aesthetics.
[06:15:06]  It is, the donos are now paused.
[06:15:08]  Let's hear the rest of it, dude.
[06:15:10]  And by the way, if that's for real, cheers, John Burton.
[06:15:12]  I appreciate it, man.
[06:15:14]  All right, you're not happy!
[06:15:28]  You've got to hate the situation.
[06:15:30]  Living in the sit, hey.
[06:15:32]  The sit hang.
[06:15:38]  Somebody just checked.
[06:15:39]  It is a legit channel.
[06:15:40]  I'll check it out after the show.
[06:15:43]  Maybe tomorrow.
[06:15:46]  Once again, the channel's name is Game Hunt and Cody City.
[06:15:51]  Game Hunt and Cody.
[06:16:05]  All right, everybody in here needs to fuck off.
[06:16:12]  Oh, wait a minute.
[06:16:13]  His channel is sick.
[06:16:15]  Oh, God.
[06:16:20]  It never ends, dude.
[06:16:21]  It never fucking ends.
[06:16:23]  These fucking trolls, dude.
[06:16:26]  Oh, my God.
[06:16:32]  He's fucking trolls, dude.
[06:16:39]  Anyway, sorry, dude.
[06:16:40]  You know, you're sending a fucking troll.
[06:16:47]  Oh, yeah, it depends on what sick means, dude.
[06:16:50]  Sickness is like, oh, man, shit.
[06:16:53]  That's it awesome.
[06:17:00]  Sonic is not anime, you dick.
[06:17:02]  It's a fucking game.
[06:17:03]  All right.
[06:17:03]  It's not anime.
[06:17:06]  Jesus fucking.
[06:17:07]  Yeah, Sonic is anime.
[06:17:09]  It's not anime, dude.
[06:17:10]  It's not fucking anime.
[06:17:11]  All right, take this shit off.
[06:17:13]  Thank you very much.
[06:17:14]  Much unparalleled aesthetics.
[06:17:15]  Unfortunately, we got a bunch of immature pre fucking man-child jerk offs that are trying to correlate me with, I don't know, anime because I don't know.
[06:17:27]  I don't know.
[06:17:28]  I dig this shit.
[06:17:29]  I have no idea.
[06:17:30]  It wasn't bad.
[06:17:31]  I'm sorry.
[06:17:32]  Anyway, let's get to the next video dono.
[06:17:34]  The next video dono is my little N-word.
[06:17:39]  My little N-word.
[06:17:41]  And he said, which motherfucker is making these videos?
[06:17:44]  I'm donating another Ace Attorney Brony video and watch it from 1133.
[06:17:51]  It's actually fucking wretching how autistic it is.
[06:17:57]  Okay, my little N-word.
[06:17:59]  Alright, well, I don't think we saw a fucking...
[06:18:02]  I don't think we saw that shit.
[06:18:04]  Let's take a look at this.
[06:18:05]  All right.
[06:18:06]  What is this crap?
[06:18:10]  All right.
[06:18:10]  Never mind.
[06:18:11]  All right.
[06:18:11]  Never mind.
[06:18:12]  All right.
[06:18:13]  Once again, my little N-word requested this, and of course it's some brony shit.
[06:18:18]  All right.
[06:18:19]  All right.
[06:18:20]  It's brony shit.
[06:18:21]  I'm just going to let y'all know right now.
[06:18:23]  So viewer discretion is advised.
[06:18:25]  Here it is.
[06:18:26]  My little N-word.
[06:18:27]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:18:29]  Here it is.
[06:18:33]  Okay, February 12, 9:20 a.m. Manhattan District Court defendant lobby number two.
[06:18:42]  I never thought I'd come back to this world, let alone take on another trial.
[06:18:46]  Come to think of it, I haven't set foot in a courtroom in general for a good while.
[06:18:52]  No, why's that?
[06:18:54]  Oh, my God.
[06:18:55]  Remember what Athena was talking about yesterday?
[06:18:57]  That was our last case, and that was well over a month ago.
[06:19:01]  I'm sorry.
[06:19:03]  I don't understand what some of these things are.
[06:19:07]  I'M GETTING INFESTED BY BRONIES EVERY FUCKING SHOW!
[06:19:10]  ...a lot of experience I hear about.
[06:19:12]  Just because there's been a little bit of a hiatus doesn't mean you'll revert back to being a rookie.
[06:19:18]  She's probably right.
[06:19:19]  But I'm pretty sure I felt like one several times...
[06:19:23]  Once again, my little N-word requested.
[06:19:28]  Sure, I'm pretty confident Mr. Red's got this, though.
[06:19:32]  Besides, I'd rather focus on making sure you're up to speed on things.
[06:19:38]  Come on, I'm not a newbie anymore.
[06:19:40]  I can keep up with everyone else.
[06:19:42]  Thumbs down.
[06:19:43]  I'm sorry.
[06:19:43]  Thumbs down on this.
[06:19:44]  There's no shaming being inexperienced.
[06:19:47]  Look at all thumbs up.

=== Brony Shit Ban Request Made (06:43) ===

[06:19:48]  2,000 thumbs up.
[06:19:50]  Unreal.
[06:19:51]  Cool.
[06:19:52]  We're about to watch Daddy defend in court in a whole nother world.
[06:19:55]  With fewer people.
[06:19:57]  How long is this?
[06:19:58]  Okay.
[06:19:59]  Oh, wait, wait.
[06:20:00]  He wanted me to start it at some point.
[06:20:02]  All right.
[06:20:02]  I forgot.
[06:20:02]  I'm sorry.
[06:20:03]  Put the PC shot off.
[06:20:04]  He wanted me to start at 1133.
[06:20:07]  My apologies.
[06:20:08]  All right.
[06:20:09]  My bad.
[06:20:10]  It was my fault.
[06:20:11]  We got to put it at 1133.
[06:20:13]  It was my bad.
[06:20:14]  I completely forgot.
[06:20:15]  All right.
[06:20:16]  I'm a little inebriated.
[06:20:18]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:20:19]  Here it is.
[06:20:20]  1133.
[06:20:21]  We already saw a minute of it here.
[06:20:22]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:20:24]  Here it is.
[06:20:25]  All right.
[06:20:36]  Court is now in session.
[06:20:38]  Was this Brony Court?
[06:20:40]  A brony fucking court.
[06:20:42]  Court is now in session for the trial of Coco Pomel.
[06:20:46]  Are the prosecution and defense ready?
[06:20:49]  The prosecution has naturally been ready.
[06:20:52]  Oh my god, dude.
[06:20:53]  The defense is ready.
[06:20:55]  Your honor.
[06:20:59]  I knew you'd be surprised to see me, Mr. New.
[06:21:05]  But what?
[06:21:08]  Why is a judge here?
[06:21:10]  Oh, wow.
[06:21:11]  Hi, a judge.
[06:21:12]  Dude, how long is this brony shit gonna keep going?
[06:21:16]  It's not you over here.
[06:21:17]  How long is this brony shit going to keep going?
[06:21:19]  Look at the date.
[06:21:20]  It's on August 7th, 2020.
[06:21:23]  And this shit already has 66,000 views, 2,000 likes.
[06:21:27]  What exactly is going on here?
[06:21:30]  Oh, did I forget to mention that I summoned the judge here again?
[06:21:34]  Yes, you did.
[06:21:37]  Sorry, there's just been so much going on.
[06:21:40]  I guess it just shook my mind.
[06:21:41]  But hey, it is a nice surprise seeing him again.
[06:21:44]  Right?
[06:21:47]  I'm sorry, dude.
[06:21:50]  I don't get this shit, dude.
[06:21:51]  Forever?
[06:21:52]  Yeah.
[06:21:52]  Oh!
[06:21:53]  Yeah, there's going to be Brody fandom forever.
[06:21:55]  If it is, dude, there's something wrong.
[06:21:58]  I showed y'all the subliminal messages that are being put forward in animation.
[06:22:03]  I showed you guys, right?
[06:22:05]  showed you guys much like before so i put in a request to summon him again and the court agreed besides your judge loves being in equestria He stayed a while after you left last time, you know?
[06:22:18]  Apparently, he really wanted to see the Summer Sun celebration.
[06:22:22]  I nearly jumped at the chance to come back.
[06:22:25]  Oh, that's very thoughtful of you, Twilight.
[06:22:29]  Oh, God, dude, are you fucking kidding me?
[06:22:33]  And I can't think of a judge more fair than him, if I'm being honest.
[06:22:39]  I mean, just to think how many people wasted their fucking time, effort, and energy producing, Mr. Wright.
[06:22:46]  Well, they were kind of dragged along, so they had no choice.
[06:22:52]  If I may interject, may we seize this chit-chat and get on with the trial already?
[06:22:58]  Oh, of course.
[06:23:00]  My apologies, Mr. Um, Prince Blueblood, correct?
[06:23:07]  Oh, yes, you're up, dude.
[06:23:10]  I'm gonna let this go for one more about 45 more seconds.
[06:23:14]  Another prosecutor who lists a torture and unpleasant experience.
[06:23:19]  That being said, what are you supposed to be?
[06:23:24]  Um, me?
[06:23:26]  What am I supposed to be?
[06:23:29]  My name's Phoenix Wright.
[06:23:31]  I'm Miss Pomel's defense attorney.
[06:23:33]  Man, this is cringe as fuck.
[06:23:34]  What is you then?
[06:23:36]  I mean, what exactly am I supposed to comment over?
[06:23:40]  It's fucking brony bullshit, man.
[06:23:45]  Sounds like our legal system isn't the only human thing ponies imitated.
[06:23:50]  The trial that took place a year and a half ago following that unfortunately.
[06:23:55]  This is what this is making me do.
[06:23:56]  You ready?
[06:23:59]  That's what this shit is making me do right there.
[06:24:02]  Considering the circumstances.
[06:24:04]  I must say, it was done.
[06:24:08]  Get the shit out of here.
[06:24:10]  We've already done this for about five minutes.
[06:24:12]  We get it.
[06:24:14]  I guess we get it.
[06:24:15]  All right.
[06:24:17]  My little N-word.
[06:24:19]  I guess we get it.
[06:24:20]  I guess so.
[06:24:20]  I have no fucking idea.
[06:24:23]  And what is this N-word baguette fuck?
[06:24:26]  N-word by Guette.
[06:24:27]  Who cares if someone is sick in the head if they aren't bothering anybody?
[06:24:32]  That's like 75% of the population.
[06:24:35]  That's why it's so prevalent on the internet seeing degenerate content.
[06:24:39]  Stupid moral crusaders are always two-faced like autism.
[06:24:43]  Oh, dude.
[06:24:45]  Please, I don't want to bring that shit back up, dude.
[06:24:48]  Please.
[06:24:48]  I really don't.
[06:24:49]  Yeah, I really don't want to bring that up, alright?
[06:24:52]  And Eskermit dropped a diamond and said, crush my cock with a rock, I must.
[06:24:57]  Turning trans.
[06:24:58]  I guess he's, you know, I don't know.
[06:25:00]  You turning trans now, Eskermit?
[06:25:02]  That's great.
[06:25:03]  That's fucking great.
[06:25:04]  Jesus Christ.
[06:25:06]  Hey, here's the Reverend, whoever the hell that is, all right?
[06:25:10]  My sister, my daughter.
[06:25:13]  I said I want the tank.
[06:25:18]  Skip any pony video with this dono.
[06:25:21]  Host can pick either one or two or three.
[06:25:23]  Pick a Game HUD video.
[06:25:25]  Game HUT video?
[06:25:27]  Okay.
[06:25:32]  While we haven't figured out what turns ghosts fans trends, we have figured out what turns them into faggots.
[06:25:39]  It's ghost being forced to show shit like this.
[06:25:42]  Ban all brony shit from the ghost show.
[06:25:44]  I want to be honest with you, dude.
[06:25:45]  Yeah, I'm getting a little tired of all this brony shit.
[06:25:48]  I mean, you know, I get it, you guys, or people do this or whatever, but dude, I'm getting tired of all this.
[06:25:57]  This brony bullshit.
[06:25:59]  I'm not even kidding around.
[06:26:00]  I'm really getting tired of it.
[06:26:02]  I mean, I'm losing listeners every time that I play some shit like that.
[06:26:07]  And many people know me whenever, like, whenever somebody like just comes across my stream and then they listen to it, it's like, man, it's a bunch of brownies and a bunch of shit.
[06:26:18]  That's the first thing that comes out of their fucking mouth, dude.
[06:26:21]  So you bronies need to kind of just calm your asses down.
[06:26:24]  We get it.
[06:26:25]  You like this shit.
[06:26:27]  We get it.
[06:26:28]  All right.
[06:26:30]  All right.
[06:26:31]  Who's next here?

=== Nazi Party Homosexuality History Debated (04:05) ===

[06:26:32]  We've got Khabib Nagamarov, by the way.
[06:26:34]  Hey, dude, I'm glad that you're back.
[06:26:36]  I remember you used to listen to us a lot.
[06:26:38]  You also listen to other IRL streamers, and it's good to see you again, dude.
[06:26:43]  Khabib Nagamorov said, a beast, I'm not going to say that word, it's a.
[06:26:47]  It rhymes with kite.
[06:26:50]  Telling the truth for once, worth a watch.
[06:26:53]  They can't pull the anti-Semitic card on him either.
[06:26:57]  This guy is full of Slomo, it's full-on Slo-Mo rabbi.
[06:27:02]  He has his own firm on Wall Street for 16 years.
[06:27:06]  Look him up.
[06:27:07]  All right, let's take a look at what Khabib Magamarov is trying to talk about here.
[06:27:12]  And once again, cheers to you.
[06:27:13]  I'm glad you're back.
[06:27:14]  Let's take a look at this.
[06:27:15]  Oh, put the PC shot on.
[06:27:18]  Once again, Khabib Nagamarov donating this.
[06:27:23]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:27:24]  Here it is.
[06:27:25]  All right.
[06:27:25]  Last reason I'm going to tell you.
[06:27:28]  Who knows the first two laws that Hitler implemented?
[06:27:33]  Hitler, Imachimovesicho.
[06:27:35]  First two laws that Hitler implemented that not only put him in a different status than everybody else for the rest of history, but also made what's called until this day the biggest financial miracle in history.
[06:27:53]  Who knows the first two laws?
[06:27:57]  He took control of his currency and made it into fiat.
[06:28:02]  And the next one was to eliminate communist influence, I believe, which meant Jews.
[06:28:10]  I mean, unless we forget that the communists within Germany at the time were mostly Jewish.
[06:28:16]  I mean, Rosenberg was a Lussenberg.
[06:28:23]  What was her fucking name?
[06:28:24]  That one fucking communist brought out of Germany.
[06:28:29]  We're talking about years before it.
[06:28:30]  Hitler first comes into power.
[06:28:32]  What's the first two laws?
[06:28:33]  I'm just guessing.
[06:28:34]  Okay, I'll save you the time.
[06:28:36]  Rule number one: no more pornography.
[06:28:40]  No more homosexuality.
[06:28:42]  None of that garbage.
[06:28:42]  Not a lot of people.
[06:28:43]  Well, okay.
[06:28:44]  I didn't know that was one of the first laws he did.
[06:28:46]  No more homosexuality.
[06:28:48]  No more garbage.
[06:28:50]  I don't think so.
[06:28:51]  I think that's a fucking lie, dude.
[06:28:53]  Because Rosa Luxemburg, thank you very much.
[06:28:56]  I think that's an absolute lie.
[06:28:57]  If you take a look at the history of Hitler, and even when he came to power, he was actually very pro-homosexual.
[06:29:04]  One of his biggest generals that he eventually had to purge under the pressure of Himmler, who was a part of the SS, he had to the brown shirts.
[06:29:17]  I mean, lest we forget the brown shirts were a bunch of homos.
[06:29:21]  I'm not even kidding around.
[06:29:23]  Look this shit up, dude.
[06:29:24]  This is not a joke.
[06:29:25]  Guy doesn't know his entire history dude, all right, and there's a Nazi movie out there.
[06:29:32]  I forgot what it was, but they depict when the ss goes uh and and massacres, a bunch of brown shirts and uh, generals who are partaking in like homosexual orgies and I am not around.
[06:29:48]  Okay, look this up for yourself.
[06:29:51]  Berlin in the 30s, in the 20s, was the Sodom And Gomorrah of the day.
[06:29:59]  They were the Las Vegas of the day.
[06:30:01]  They were the Sodom And Gomorrah of the day.
[06:30:02]  Homosexuality pornography legality, all the garbage of the right.
[06:30:08]  I don't know if this guy's telling the whole truth, because i'm telling you, when Hitler came to power, he was Pro-homo and the only reason that he had to eliminate all the homosexuals in his party, in the Nazi party, was at the, at the pressure of Himmler AND Gorbels.
[06:30:23]  Dude, that was the capital of the world.
[06:30:26]  He outlawed it that you're no longer allowed, closed all the bars, all the gay clubs, all the production, which were all run by Jewish people, unfortunately.

=== Hitler Funding Financial Institutions Exposed (14:41) ===

[06:30:37]  Second rule, what's the second rule?
[06:30:39]  Second rule was, you're not allowed to charge interest.
[06:30:44]  No more interest.
[06:30:46]  Now you would think why?
[06:30:47]  What does he care about interest?
[06:30:48]  Well, because all the people that had the money, that lent the money out were Jews.
[06:30:52]  He didn't like it.
[06:30:53]  So he said, no more interest.
[06:30:54]  Why?
[06:30:54]  Because of the high interest that the Jews charged people was so high, it ruined, it destroyed the economy right, I completely disagree with this.
[06:31:05]  Okay, I completely disagree with this.
[06:31:08]  The reason that you're going to be charged high interest for anything is because you have bad credit.
[06:31:14]  Uh you, you know, didn't pay a certain, you know, unsecured debt, whatever.
[06:31:20]  And, by the way dude, I mean no one else is going to give you money.
[06:31:24]  Okay, most of the people that lend you money are people that are giving it to you in good faith.
[06:31:31]  That you pay interest because no one else is going to lend to you.
[06:31:35]  I mean, by the time that you are desperate enough to take a loan at high interest, I mean that means that you know you don't have much of a choice.
[06:31:45]  And what are you going to do?
[06:31:46]  You're going to starve.
[06:31:47]  You're going to, you know not.
[06:31:49]  Uh, you know, expand or you're whatever it is that you need to fucking be the you know the money lent.
[06:31:55]  I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
[06:31:56]  Interest is what creates economics and uh, fucking economic opportunity, you know it.
[06:32:04]  It allows somebody who would never have the loans or the funds to be able to build something, to create something, to make something.
[06:32:13]  I mean, it wouldn't uh, they wouldn't have the opportunity in other, in any other context, unless they were lent the money in good faith and were given interest.
[06:32:24]  And by the way, I mean, what would you rather have?
[06:32:28]  Okay, would you rather have somebody lend you money and have interest on the money they lent you, or they lend you the money and not Only pay interest, but they own a piece of your company?
[06:32:41]  I mean, seriously, dude.
[06:32:43]  I mean, what would you rather have?
[06:32:44]  Would you rather have one of these people fucking own your company because they lent you money?
[06:32:50]  Or would you rather pay them interest?
[06:32:52]  And by the way, if you're a corporation, if you're a corporation, you can write off interest.
[06:33:00]  You can write off interest off of the 21% that the corporate tax level is.
[06:33:07]  And I just don't think that's a bad thing.
[06:33:09]  I think people need to understand how to use debt and use that to expand.
[06:33:16]  And if you have to pay interest, well, then you pay interest.
[06:33:19]  You wouldn't have that capital any other way.
[06:33:22]  Okay?
[06:33:23]  They destroyed, just like they destroyed Russia a few years before that through their communism over there.
[06:33:28]  Jews destroyed Russia.
[06:33:29]  Not Guinness.
[06:33:30]  Jews destroyed.
[06:33:31]  Communism is by Jews.
[06:33:32]  Well, don't let anybody confuse you.
[06:33:34]  You look at history, Karl Marx, all the other Ishraim.
[06:33:38]  I have to agree with him.
[06:33:39]  This is not lies.
[06:33:40]  Most of the communist ideals came from mostly Jewish people.
[06:33:46]  Yes.
[06:33:46]  Jews.
[06:33:47]  Wicked, but nonetheless Jews.
[06:33:50]  They destroyed Russia.
[06:33:51]  And he wrote in chapter two of Mein Kampf, they destroyed Russia.
[06:33:54]  Now they're destroying Germany.
[06:33:56]  That's why I have to destroy them.
[06:33:58]  Now, this doesn't make he's right.
[06:34:00]  Point is, that's actually real true history.
[06:34:02]  Now, he saw that the Jews are controlling the financial system and they're charging such high interest, they destroyed the German economy to the extent that by the time you arrived to go to the store to buy to buy bread, you had to take a whole horse carriage full of money.
[06:34:20]  By the time you arrive at the store, it wasn't enough.
[06:34:23]  Why?
[06:34:24]  Because the inflation rate was high.
[06:34:25]  That was a complete bunch of bullshit.
[06:34:28]  This guy obviously doesn't know what was happening prior to Hitler.
[06:34:32]  This was not a Venezuela or a Zimbabwe situation where the Germans pre-Hitler were printing out so much money that you had to take fucking briefcases and shit.
[06:34:45]  That is absolute crap.
[06:34:47]  What Hitler did, though, was completely eliminate the deficits owed by Germany and he printed out his own money.
[06:34:57]  That's why when you hear about German silver, German silver actually was minted.
[06:35:05]  And whenever you hear the term German silver, it means that there are silver coins minted by Germany that only have 30% silver in them or something like that.
[06:35:16]  Like 30 or 40% silver is actually in German silver coins.
[06:35:22]  So this is the kind of thing that Hitler did.
[06:35:26]  You know, he took control of the monetary system, created his own fiat.
[06:35:31]  And as a result, what he did was create a fascist model, which he guised under National Socialism.
[06:35:40]  And what he did was created a welfare state with the citizens while at the same time leaving the means of production in private hands.
[06:35:50]  The only difference was, was that Hitler dictated what was produced.
[06:35:54]  All right.
[06:35:55]  And Derwick can give me a fucking break rewriting history.
[06:35:58]  These are facts, dude.
[06:36:01]  The bread became so much more valuable and your money went down.
[06:36:03]  So now he says, what's this the cause of this?
[06:36:06]  Because nobody could afford to do anything because the interest rates are so high.
[06:36:09]  So he decided no more interest rates.
[06:36:11]  You're not allowed to charge interest rates.
[06:36:13]  And by the way, this guy's making Hitler out to be some kind of like economic rebellion, dude.
[06:36:21]  The rebellion of Hitler was purely on morality.
[06:36:25]  All right.
[06:36:25]  And that's why Hitler took power was on a moral principle, not economics, you fucking idiot.
[06:36:31]  At that time, the Great Depression was happening around the entire world.
[06:36:34]  Everyone was in a financial collapse.
[06:36:36]  America was a financial collapse.
[06:36:38]  England was a financial collapse.
[06:36:39]  Everybody else was collapsing.
[06:36:41]  Germany collapsed worse than everybody else.
[06:36:43]  But after he passed this law of no more interest, within six years, six years, Germany became the leading wealthiest economy in the world.
[06:36:53]  Now, give me a break, okay?
[06:36:56]  You notice how he just said six years the German people became the biggest economy in the world.
[06:37:04]  Let me explain what Hitler did, okay?
[06:37:07]  He nationalized the monetary system, created a welfare state.
[06:37:13]  And look, I don't want to tell you all the entitlements.
[06:37:15]  As a matter of fact, he created the whole fucking idea of entitlements by a government.
[06:37:21]  That's why it's called Nazi.
[06:37:22]  He was a national socialist.
[06:37:24]  He paid women who had the most white children.
[06:37:27]  He paid them.
[06:37:29]  He paid a lot of entitlements, dude.
[06:37:31]  He was a, I mean, that's why it was socialism.
[06:37:33]  The problem is, is that this guy, Hitler, allowed the means of production to still be owned by private hands.
[06:37:43]  And a lot of people that owned the interest in Hitler's Germany were many of the people that were these brokers like Harriman's.
[06:37:54]  I don't want to go into the, you know, freely.
[06:37:57]  I don't want to get into all the technicalities of everything, but let's just put it like this.
[06:38:03]  Okay.
[06:38:06]  There was a financial institution called, I forgot the first half, but it's Harriman.
[06:38:11]  It's a part of the Harriman family.
[06:38:13]  Harriman were the people that created the railroads.
[06:38:19]  And the only reason they got rich because of the railroads was because the United States government gave them the fucking contracts to do so.
[06:38:28]  Anyway, because Harriman had been such a big fucking name because of the railroads of the 1800s, they were in the financial industry.
[06:38:36]  And it was Harriman.
[06:38:39]  And believe it or not, who was working for Harriman at the time?
[06:38:42]  We had George, or excuse me, Prescott Bush.
[06:38:45]  Prescott Bush was George Bush Sr.'s father working for Harriman, as well as a bunch of other people.
[06:38:53]  He wasn't exclusive, but it was this financial institution that was funding Hitler, as well as other people, unless we forget that IBM was the computer machine system that was used to track all the people that they put the fucking numbers on.
[06:39:12]  You know, the Jews with the numbers.
[06:39:14]  IBM was big there.
[06:39:17]  Ford actually created the VW bug.
[06:39:22]  And believe it or not, the VW bug was drawn and created by Hitler.
[06:39:28]  So the only reason that the Third Reich came to existence was because there was a huge American Nazi contingent that funded this shit.
[06:39:39]  All right.
[06:39:40]  So this idea that whatever the fuck this fake rabbi is trying to say is bullshit.
[06:39:47]  All right.
[06:39:48]  He didn't just, he didn't eliminate interest.
[06:39:51]  And then, oh, within six years, because of eliminating interest, oy Vey, he became a great, you know, the greatest economy.
[06:39:59]  The reason it became the greatest economy six years after he came to power is because he started invading countries.
[06:40:07]  It was the war machine that created Hitler's economy.
[06:40:11]  All right.
[06:40:12]  It was the fact that Hitler was dictating what was to be produced by the means of production.
[06:40:19]  Even though the means of production were in private hands, he dictated what was.
[06:40:24]  And what ended up happening was fucking, you know, Hitler going out and creating the war machine.
[06:40:31]  I mean, and the war machine was such a big, huge job maker money maker that at some point they ran out of material.
[06:40:40]  I mean, you had independent German people giving their rings and giving their coats and giving all kinds of goods to the, quote, troops out there because they were running out of fucking material.
[06:40:55]  So, I mean, this guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
[06:40:58]  He's a fucking idiot.
[06:40:59]  All right.
[06:41:00]  They called it a financial market.
[06:41:01]  And by the way, Khabib Nagamarov, you know, he's the guy that donated this video.
[06:41:08]  If this guy has a Wall Street firm, then why in the fuck is he talking shit about interest?
[06:41:14]  I mean, that's what Wall Street lives on.
[06:41:18]  Wall Street lives on interest.
[06:41:20]  And this guy's over here trying to claim that he's, you know, oh, you know, interest is bad.
[06:41:26]  Here he is.
[06:41:27]  He's supposed to be some Wall Street guy and he's talking shit about interest.
[06:41:31]  He's making money on interest, dude.
[06:41:34]  That's what Wall Street is all about.
[06:41:37]  All right, Khabib, I'll let you, he wants me to keep playing it.
[06:41:41]  He said he'll explain it.
[06:41:42]  Let's hear it.
[06:41:43]  They were the only ones that were bold enough to stop interest.
[06:41:47]  This is one of the biggest reasons of why he hated Jews.
[06:41:52]  Because they destroyed the economy because of their greed.
[06:41:54]  Gabutai, it's not making them right.
[06:41:57]  Don't let this confuse you.
[06:41:59]  But this is happening again.
[06:42:03]  The cash advanced business right now is destroying the economy in America.
[06:42:08]  Why?
[06:42:09]  Because all of the people that are defaulting, all of the people that are being stolen from, guess who they are?
[06:42:16]  Small businesses.
[06:42:17]  Small businesses are what built economies, not big businesses.
[06:42:21]  Coca-Cola, Apple, Google, Amazon, all those big companies, they're good for business, but they're not the economy.
[06:42:28]  What makes an economy an economy, what makes an economy prosper, is when there's small businesses starting and small businesses flourishing, because they are the ones that actually hire the most amount of people.
[06:42:41]  If you have small business grow, your economy grows.
[06:42:44]  You have small business decline, your economy declines.
[06:42:47]  I was in the financial business for 20 years.
[06:42:49]  This is one thing you can't challenge.
[06:42:51]  Now, when you have an industry that their number one objective, directly or indirectly, is to destroy small businesses, guess what?
[06:43:00]  This is happening again.
[06:43:02]  And you'll see, nobody listens to me.
[06:43:04]  Nobody listens to the Torah.
[06:43:06]  Nobody listens to history.
[06:43:07]  And everybody ignores it.
[06:43:08]  This is going to be a huge blow-up to the extent where you can see how a dome, just like the Torah says a Dome, is going to come back again.
[06:43:17]  It don't becomes America.
[06:43:19]  It don't becomes America.
[06:43:20]  Why?
[06:43:20]  Because America is a Dome, after all.
[06:43:23]  But you'll see what happens.
[06:43:24]  And you'll see that all of a sudden the 6 million Jews that are in America that feel comfortable, that are sometimes in government, that are sometimes in politics, that are running big businesses, and so on and so forth.
[06:43:35]  Guess what?
[06:43:36]  Same exact thing happened in Germany.
[06:43:38]  We were in politics.
[06:43:39]  We were in business.
[06:43:40]  We were prospering.
[06:43:41]  We were great.
[06:43:42]  In Germany, same exact thing.
[06:43:44]  In Greece, same thing.
[06:43:45]  In Rome, same thing.
[06:43:46]  In Egypt, same thing.
[06:43:48]  But guess what?
[06:43:49]  We get greedy.
[06:43:50]  We get sinful.
[06:43:51]  We get become Geshaim.
[06:43:53]  What happened?
[06:43:53]  The Shem says, oh, you want to be Geshaim?
[06:43:55]  I'll punish you.
[06:43:55]  With what?
[06:43:56]  With the same guy that you wanted to become like.
[06:44:00]  And this is what's happening under our noses.
[06:44:02]  And unfortunately, this, I don't know whether the doleem that we have in this world today are unaware or nonchalant.
[06:44:10]  I'm not really sure.
[06:44:12]  All I can tell you is I've had in my career five times, five, maybe six times, where I had a ha-a-ha moment.
[06:44:18]  Meaning, I saw something.
[06:44:20]  To me, it was clear as day.
[06:44:22]  I knew this deal was going to work out.
[06:44:23]  I saw a stock.
[06:44:24]  It was $4.
[06:44:25]  I said this is worth $32.
[06:44:26]  How long?
[06:44:27]  Two, three, four years.
[06:44:28]  It's going to be 32.
[06:44:29]  Sometimes happen faster, sometimes longer.
[06:44:31]  Five times in my career, certain things like that happened to me.
[06:44:34]  Bochem.
[06:44:35]  This, for sure, is an aha moment.
[06:44:38]  Unless the government actually, by Chasder Hashem, by mercy of Hashem, interferes with that industry and completely ruins it, we will see a Holocaust starting from this business.
[06:44:50]  So let me explain to you.
[06:44:51]  All right.
[06:44:51]  Well, I get what he's saying as it relates to the government interfering with the private market.
[06:44:57]  I get it.
[06:44:58]  But, you know, we shall see.
[06:45:00]  What the hell is this?
[06:45:01]  In the field of local laws.
[06:45:05]  Oh, my God.
[06:45:06]  Ghost, can you please unban me?
[06:45:07]  Yeah, yeah, okay.
[06:45:09]  Great.
[06:45:09]  Great.
[06:45:10]  All right.
[06:45:11]  And here's Derwicking.
[06:45:13]  All right, what is this?
[06:45:15]  Hey, man.
[06:45:15]  Oh, my God.
[06:45:16]  True usury radio.

=== College Debt Usury Radio Played (07:14) ===

[06:45:18]  Seriously, though, we should probably bring back debtors prison and throw all these fucking commies in prison for freeloading on student loans for studying things like underwater basket weaving, women's studies, nigger studies, etc.
[06:45:33]  Well, Derwicking, I don't agree with you because with all due respect, when you're 18 years of age, you are legally able to sign documents.
[06:45:47]  And just because your mommy and daddy didn't teach you how to be an adult and instead you were some goddamn, you know, man-child that was waxing your character cartoons and playing video games and you heard that Billy over here got himself a student loan and is going to college and is talking about all the bitches that he's banging.
[06:46:09]  You're like, hey, I want to go to college.
[06:46:12]  And, you know, is ignorance an excuse?
[06:46:15]  You know, if you claim ignorance in the law, they don't give you any kind of like pass.
[06:46:21]  You know, ignorance is not an excuse.
[06:46:23]  You can't go to a court of law and say, I didn't know.
[06:46:27]  I had no idea.
[06:46:29]  You can't do that shit.
[06:46:31]  All right.
[06:46:32]  And by the way, if you weren't lent money, you wouldn't be shit.
[06:46:37]  Many people that crawled out of the gutter, crawled out of the Mexican barrios and the white trailer parks and the black ghettos, they only crawled out of there because people were willing to lend them the money.
[06:46:52]  And when they were lent the money, they were able to use that money to be majorly profitable to the point in which they were able to pay off the loan.
[06:47:02]  And the people who lent them the money weren't going to own interest in their company.
[06:47:07]  I mean, I think it's far worse to be lent money and promise people part of the fucking creation that you created than it is to be lent money with interest.
[06:47:19]  Because if you're successful with your company and, you know, somebody lent you, I don't know, 50, 100,000, then let's say your company, you know, you're lent $100,000, but they own like 10% of your company.
[06:47:35]  And let's say your company makes $100 million.
[06:47:40]  Well, 10% of that goes to the person that lent you $100,000.
[06:47:47]  Now, what's bigger usury?
[06:47:49]  What's bigger usury than that?
[06:47:52]  I have no idea.
[06:47:53]  You know, you guys don't understand it because, you know, many of you people are pissed that you all got fucked over by the college debt industry.
[06:48:05]  But lest we forget, you Obama-loving cum gurglers, that Obama nationalized the college debt industry.
[06:48:13]  And the reason that you have to pay on it for the next 25 years of your life is because Obama nationalized it.
[06:48:21]  All right.
[06:48:22]  Prior to Obama, you could have simply wrote it off on your damn bankruptcy.
[06:48:27]  And that's exactly what 80% or 85% of the professors in college today did.
[06:48:34]  All right, that's what they did.
[06:48:35]  It's your fault.
[06:48:37]  You're the idiots that think that, hey, you know what I'm going to do?
[06:48:42]  I'm going to put myself in debt before I start working.
[06:48:46]  Yeah, that's smart.
[06:48:49]  I mean, what kind of logical sense does that make?
[06:48:53]  I'm going to put myself in debt before I even start working.
[06:48:58]  And if you didn't figure it out by just asking yourself that question, then who's responsible?
[06:49:06]  I mean, you're 18.
[06:49:08]  You're an adult.
[06:49:09]  I mean, who's responsible if you didn't think about like, wait a minute, I'm actually paying like $20,000, $30,000, $40,000, $50,000 before I even get a job?
[06:49:22]  I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
[06:49:24]  You might as well, I don't know, man.
[06:49:26]  You guys aren't going to get it.
[06:49:28]  You people think that you're victimized and all poor you.
[06:49:31]  And, oh, I got to pay on this fucking college debt.
[06:49:36]  It's your fucking fault, dude.
[06:49:38]  You're the one that wanted a party in college.
[06:49:40]  You're the one that wanted to get a gender studies or some fucking useless degree that nobody gives a shit about.
[06:49:46]  You're the one that didn't want to educate yourself.
[06:49:49]  I mean, whose fault is it?
[06:49:50]  Your fault.
[06:49:51]  So you've got to pay for your fucking bad decisions.
[06:49:55]  How is it my fault that you're an idiot?
[06:49:58]  How is it my fucking fault?
[06:50:01]  How is it my fucking fault as a taxpayer that you're a moron that can't figure out, wait a minute, I'm paying money and I'm in debt before I get a job?
[06:50:12]  That doesn't sound right.
[06:50:14]  It's your fucking fault.
[06:50:16]  You're the idiots that fell for it.
[06:50:17]  And, you know, you got to pay for it, dude.
[06:50:19]  That's all there is to it.
[06:50:20]  All right.
[06:50:21]  You've got to pay for it.
[06:50:22]  And if you don't want to pay for it, well, you got to figure it out.
[06:50:25]  All right.
[06:50:25]  You got to figure the shit out.
[06:50:27]  I don't know what to tell you.
[06:50:28]  You can thank Obama.
[06:50:29]  If you want to blame anybody for the college debts that you got to pay for the next 25 years, you go and take it up with Obama because it was his fault.
[06:50:38]  As a matter of fact, take it up with Nancy Pelosi because she was the speaker of the house that approved this shit.
[06:50:45]  You got to take up with those fuckers, dude.
[06:50:47]  All right.
[06:50:48]  Don't sit over here and piss and moan.
[06:50:50]  All right.
[06:50:51]  Don't go out here and burn buildings in fucking cities.
[06:50:54]  Don't go out here and loot and commit riots and violence.
[06:50:58]  I mean, go out in front of Barack Obama's house.
[06:51:02]  Go out in front of fucking Nancy Pelosi's house.
[06:51:05]  Go up in front of every one of the Democrats who were in charge during the Obama administration that nationalized college debt.
[06:51:13]  All right.
[06:51:14]  And until you fuckers do that, shut the fuck up.
[06:51:18]  All right.
[06:51:19]  Until you idiots are going to blame the right people, shut the fuck up.
[06:51:25]  I've got college debt, ghost, and I don't know what I want to do.
[06:51:29]  Well, then fucking go in front of Obama's house and ask him why.
[06:51:34]  Go in front of Nancy Pelosi's house and go ask her why.
[06:51:38]  She was speaker of the house at the time.
[06:51:41]  And if you're not going to do that, then shut the fuck up and just pay your debt.
[06:51:45]  All right.
[06:51:46]  You're the idiot that signed your name on the dotted line and say, wait, you're going to give me $50,000 and I ain't got to do shit but sign this paper.
[06:51:54]  Well, I'm going to sign this paper.
[06:51:56]  Well, you're an idiot.
[06:51:57]  All right.
[06:51:58]  You're a fucking idiot.
[06:51:59]  If you're pissed off about it, go in front of Obama's house.
[06:52:03]  Go in front of Nancy Pelosi's house.
[06:52:05]  Go in front of Chuck Schumer's house and all these other idiots that passed this shit.
[06:52:11]  Before Obama, all you had to do was just fucking write off your goddamn college debt on your bankruptcy and you didn't even have to pay for it.
[06:52:20]  I mean, that's how most of the professors that are in the collegiate level today are in the positions that they're in.
[06:52:26]  You think they got fucking scholarships and government grants?
[06:52:30]  No.

=== Self Loathing Minority Theory Discussed (11:55) ===

[06:52:33]  So that's all I'm saying.
[06:52:34]  You fucking dumb college kids, you ain't getting no sympathy from me.
[06:52:38]  You either pay the shit or shut the fuck up.
[06:52:41]  You're the morons that sign your name on the dotted line.
[06:52:44]  You're the idiots that don't know shit from Shinola.
[06:52:47]  And you know the bad part about it is these morons get themselves into 20, 30, 40, 50, 60,000 in debt, and they don't know shit.
[06:52:57]  They don't know shit.
[06:52:58]  So who's the bigger sucker, you moron?
[06:53:01]  All right.
[06:53:02]  Who's the bigger sucker?
[06:53:04]  You, because you're a fucking idiot.
[06:53:06]  And instead of looking at things in reality, you decided to play in your little fantasy land like most fucking women do, because many of you fucking idiots are raised by single dirty dish rag whore mothers.
[06:53:17]  And that's why you're the position that you're in.
[06:53:20]  And what?
[06:53:20]  Me?
[06:53:21]  That somebody who's productive and somebody who's in somebody else, like, you know, some Americans that are high earners and high wage earners and work hard for their money, they've got to go and fucking pay for you because you're a fucking idiot.
[06:53:32]  Go fuck yourself, dude.
[06:53:34]  Seriously, go fuck yourself.
[06:53:36]  All right.
[06:53:37]  Go find a job and shut up.
[06:53:40]  All right.
[06:53:40]  Who the hell else do we got here?
[06:53:42]  We got True Sen Fag Shisko Ray Gatio.
[06:53:48]  True San Fag Shisko Ray Gadio requested this and said, hey, ghost, wanted to donate a more serious video for once.
[06:53:58]  Channel is run and operated by a whiny-ish shit skin that complains about whites having it about whites having it in the international dating market.
[06:54:10]  Wanted to drop this, keep a few more of your fans from becoming trannies.
[06:54:16]  All right, dude, I'm not.
[06:54:18]  Nobody is becoming trannies.
[06:54:20]  All right.
[06:54:21]  All right.
[06:54:21]  Anyway, let's go ahead.
[06:54:22]  True San Fag Shit Sco Gatio requested this one here.
[06:54:29]  You ready?
[06:54:29]  Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[06:54:31]  All right.
[06:54:32]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:54:34]  I'm only, how long did you donate?
[06:54:36]  You donated, you donated about $25.
[06:54:39]  So let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[06:54:40]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:54:42]  Here it is.
[06:54:44]  Incel community.
[06:54:45]  Incel community.
[06:54:46]  Short for involuntary celibacy.
[06:54:49]  No point in denying it.
[06:54:50]  Incel.
[06:54:52]  Yo, yo, yo.
[06:54:53]  What is going on, everybody?
[06:54:54]  We are back in this bitch.
[06:54:56]  This is going to be yet another episode of Pure Black Death.
[06:54:59]  And just like the last video, if you're a suicidal loneliness, you might not want to watch this video.
[06:55:05]  I am being honest with you because I'm going to keep it all the way real.
[06:55:10]  In this episode, we will be talking about several deadlines of Lucasm with the examples from Take Me Out.
[06:55:16]  So let's get started.
[06:55:18]  All right, let's see it.
[06:55:24]  Dude, it is not hard to talk to bitches, dude.
[06:55:27]  I told...
[06:55:28]  I taught y'all.
[06:55:29]  Remember that one cunt I was talking to on the date line a few weeks back?
[06:55:34]  We were talking, and you know, before you know it, this bitch wanted to come to a hotel room, shack it up with me for a weekend, and fuck all weekend long.
[06:55:47]  Oh my God.
[06:55:49]  What is this?
[06:55:50]  Is this a dating show?
[06:55:51]  i mean what is this shit look at this gay ass dance Like, this guy smoked himself.
[06:56:03]  And notice how women are looking at him.
[06:56:06]  They are not laughing with him.
[06:56:07]  They are laughing at him.
[06:56:09]  This is beyond brutal.
[06:56:11]  He's done.
[06:56:12]  He's fucking done.
[06:56:13]  Dude, the reason this guy is so fruity is because obviously there was no fatherly influence, uncle influence, nothing.
[06:56:21]  No heterosexual influence that he could observe to, you know, show how you're supposed to act and how women are attracted to a certain you know style of person.
[06:56:33]  I have no idea.
[06:56:34]  I'm just saying, dude.
[06:56:42]  Very swish and very schwab.
[06:56:44]  And not to mention, they're laughing because they're like, oh my God, you know he hasn't been fucked.
[06:56:50]  You know, he hasn't had pussy.
[06:56:51]  Oh my god, you know, he doesn't meet chicks.
[06:56:54]  I mean, that's why bitches are laughing, dude.
[06:56:56]  All right.
[06:56:57]  As a matter of fact, earlier during the dateline segment, did you hear that bitch laughing while I was saying, hey, I like ponies and all this other bullshit?
[06:57:05]  I mean, that's how bitches are.
[06:57:07]  They can't contain themselves.
[06:57:08]  They're like, oh, look at this fucking tryhard.
[06:57:11]  Over to you.
[06:57:12]  Hello, ladies.
[06:57:13]  I'm Brandon, and I'm from Cash Familiar in Mayo.
[06:57:17]  Oh, my God.
[06:57:18]  You see, they can read the nervous twitches on this idiot.
[06:57:22]  He's fucking twitching around.
[06:57:24]  You know, he's looking like a moron.
[06:57:26]  They can see this.
[06:57:27]  Women have the sense to see whether or not you're putting on a front or not.
[06:57:32]  You got to believe that you're, you know, I'm a badass and shit.
[06:57:35]  That's why it's very important to have sexual relations.
[06:57:40]  Many Christians may not believe this, but, you know, you gotta have sexual relations with women so you can gain that confidence.
[06:57:46]  So you can be like, hey, you know, I've banged a couple of bitches before.
[06:57:49]  You know, I got a swagger going on.
[06:57:52]  I'm not some fucking like little scared, timid, fucking shy punk, you know?
[06:57:57]  Brandon from Mayo Ladies.
[06:57:59]  If it's not Mr. Right, turn off that light.
[06:58:08]  14 gone, but 16 girls remain.
[06:58:10]  That's not too bad, Brendan.
[06:58:11]  And by the way, if you're a short man, you've got a horrible disadvantage.
[06:58:17]  Women love tall men because tall men mean like, you know, big guy.
[06:58:23]  Big guy means protection.
[06:58:25]  Women like to be protected.
[06:58:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:58:28]  And if you're a short guy, yeah, you've got a major, no offense to you, short guys, but you've got a major disadvantage.
[06:58:35]  It's unfortunate, dude.
[06:58:37]  By the way, that is bad.
[06:58:38]  That is way too fucking bad.
[06:58:40]  Like I said before, usually women leave their lights on in the first round just for virtue signal.
[06:58:47]  But then they make bullshit excuses in the later round.
[06:58:50]  So make no mistake.
[06:58:51]  Their minds are already made up.
[06:58:52]  Can't do something wrong with a few of them.
[06:58:56]  What's going on?
[06:58:57]  Carrie!
[06:58:58]  Yes.
[06:58:58]  Talk to me.
[06:58:59]  You're a first house.
[06:59:03]  She's going to be trigger happy with this thing.
[06:59:05]  Oh, okay.
[06:59:06]  Wait a minute.
[06:59:06]  This idiot sent the wrong link.
[06:59:09]  Hey, you idiot.
[06:59:10]  If you sent the wrong link, you did it twice, by the way.
[06:59:14]  You did a $20 and then a $5, and then you're like, oh, I sent the wrong link.
[06:59:19]  What does that say about you being a fucking absent-minded shithead that can't fucking just clearly just cut and paste a link and be able to be like, here, here's a link that I want.
[06:59:32]  I mean, that just, that says everything about you.
[06:59:35]  All right.
[06:59:36]  S. Edwardson, you fucking dumb fuck.
[06:59:39]  All right.
[06:59:40]  Fucking choose the right one.
[06:59:42]  All right.
[06:59:42]  What the fuck is this?
[06:59:43]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:59:45]  What is this?
[06:59:46]  Okay.
[06:59:47]  Once again, this is True San FAG shit scow Gatio.
[06:59:53]  Okay.
[06:59:53]  Here it is.
[06:59:54]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:59:56]  As a matter of fact, I'm only going to play a little bit of this because you fucking can't figure it out because you're an idiot.
[07:00:02]  Put the PC shot on.
[07:00:04]  It is ingrained in politics and how we identify ourselves.
[07:00:08]  So I understand why this is such a sensitive issue for a lot of people.
[07:00:13]  Your race determines not only your skin color, but often your facial phenotype, your height, and unfortunately society's preconceived ideas about you.
[07:00:24]  Some of you guys don't want me to talk about JBW.
[07:00:27]  No, bro, I have to do this.
[07:00:29]  Other black people channels don't talk about this.
[07:00:31]  This is a very controversial topic in the comedy.
[07:00:34]  Ethnics get offended because of their racial identity.
[07:00:38]  And the white cells get offended because they feel like JBW dismisses their problems.
[07:00:44]  Nowhere else on YouTube you can see this type of content.
[07:00:47]  Even other black people channels don't talk about this because they don't want to ruffle any feathers.
[07:00:53]  Which is exactly why I have to do it.
[07:00:55]  So is this guy like you know regretting the fact that he's a certain ethnic minority, dude?
[07:01:01]  I mean, you know, if you're a certain ethnic minority, maybe you should go after the bitches that are within your minority group.
[07:01:07]  Just saying.
[07:01:08]  This responsibility falls upon me.
[07:01:11]  In this video, I will explain intrinsic and extrinsic reasons behind just white theory.
[07:01:17]  Why is it that white men are seen as better looking?
[07:01:20]  Why are they more desired by every race of woman?
[07:01:23]  Why does just be aware of the menu?
[07:01:24]  That is absolutely not true.
[07:01:26]  It just depends on where you're located.
[07:01:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[07:01:30]  I mean, you know, why does every white man attractive?
[07:01:33]  Oh, why?
[07:01:34]  Why is this?
[07:01:35]  I mean, Jesus Christ, dude.
[07:01:38]  I mean, bitches are not that hard to get.
[07:01:40]  It's not that hard.
[07:01:41]  It's you.
[07:01:42]  You're either creepy or you can't talk or you fucking show that you're shy.
[07:01:48]  Or, you know, you have to make a bitch respect you, you dumb shit.
[07:01:52]  Jesus Christ.
[07:01:55]  What we find is that there is a racial hierarchy.
[07:01:59]  So men of all races are about equally likely to respond to women, Asian women, Latina women, and white women.
[07:02:09]  With women, it's very interesting.
[07:02:11]  So women tend to respond, first and foremost, only to white men.
[07:02:16]  And this is true regardless of race, of the woman's racial identity.
[07:02:20]  You've got to be fucking shitting me.
[07:02:23]  You have got to be fucking shitting me.
[07:02:27]  Play it.
[07:02:29]  So white women respond primarily to white men.
[07:02:33]  And we also find that African-American women, Asian women, and Latina women also respond primarily to white men.
[07:02:42]  First of all, maybe it's because that most white men, you know, in aggregate, maybe not, you know, in theory, but in, you know, in the interpret aggregate, that white men mean like, hey, he wants a family, he's got money, he's, you know, you think there's something else besides like the physical attributes that make white men attractive.
[07:03:06]  White men go out, they, you know, they want to work, you know, they want to have a good family, they want to have a good house and shit like that in aggregate.
[07:03:16]  You know, do you think that has anything to do with it?
[07:03:19]  Well, in order to truly understand JBW and black people in general, you guys got to understand one very important concept, very crucial concept.
[07:03:29]  The sense of beauty in humans is innate.
[07:03:32]  It is not something subjective.
[07:03:33]  It is hardwired in our brains.
[07:03:36]  Only a few days old babies can tell the difference between an ugly and a beautiful face.
[07:03:42]  A baby that was widowed yesterday knows that it is over for you.
[07:03:46]  Even babies are able to do this because you have all born with this innate sense of beauty that is hardwired.
[07:03:54]  I don't believe this one will literally have a self-loathing minority.
[07:04:00]  This is a self-loathing minority, and you want to know why he's pissed off?
[07:04:06]  Because white women don't want to fuck this guy, you know?
[07:04:09]  That's what this comes down to.
[07:04:11]  This is from a crony of facial surgery textbook.
[07:04:14]  There's a specialized region in our brain located in the temporal lob that is filled with neurons that fire when the individual is looking at a face.
[07:04:23]  So, in a brain that is ultimately responsible for coding, I'm not sure.

=== Secured Debt Interest Rates Explained (02:50) ===

[07:04:28]  I've already played four minutes of this shit.
[07:04:30]  Take this shit out of here.
[07:04:32]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[07:04:33]  This guy is truly a truly a self-loathing fucking whatever he is, a self-loathing minority.
[07:04:42]  And the reason he's bringing this goddamn shit up is because he wants a white woman and he doesn't have any of them fucking trying to take the balls out of his pants.
[07:04:50]  And he's like, Why do they like white men?
[07:04:53]  I mean, give me a break, dude.
[07:04:55]  What is this?
[07:04:56]  15 and a half inches of your imagination here.
[07:04:59]  Oh, my God.
[07:05:00]  Ghostler is defending the Jews from an anti-Semitic Jew.
[07:05:04]  Now I've seen it all.
[07:05:05]  I'm not defending the Jews.
[07:05:07]  He's quoting that interest is a bad thing.
[07:05:11]  I don't think interest is a bad thing.
[07:05:13]  No one else is going to lend you money.
[07:05:16]  All right.
[07:05:16]  By the time that you've got to go and take a loan out, that means your mama, your daddy, everybody who knows you and your family don't want to lend you anything because you're a piece of shit.
[07:05:27]  All right.
[07:05:28]  Nobody wants to lend you shit.
[07:05:30]  So what are you going to do?
[07:05:31]  You just going to sit there with your prick in your hand?
[07:05:33]  No, you're going to go get some money, you dumb fuck.
[07:05:37]  Who I am?
[07:05:38]  And it costs, all right?
[07:05:39]  It costs.
[07:05:42]  All right, here's Derwicking.
[07:05:43]  And what did you say, Derwicking?
[07:05:45]  Did no one get what I said or understand what a debtor's prison is?
[07:05:50]  I'm saying get rid of bankruptcy and force people to repay debt.
[07:05:55]  It will clear out moral hazard and malinvestment in people borrowing recklessly.
[07:06:02]  Went over the head, apparently.
[07:06:03]  Well, look, I'm not talking about a debtor's prison, but people need to, you know, if they're going to be, let's just put it this way.
[07:06:12]  Let's just say they don't go and pay their debts.
[07:06:16]  Now, when it comes to unsecured debt, like credit cards and shit, those people just write that off.
[07:06:22]  Okay.
[07:06:23]  I mean, when it comes to either paying your credit cards or feeding your family, in my opinion, you know, I would feed the family because, you know, unsecured debt is credit cards that they sent to you by mail.
[07:06:35]  I mean, it's very easy to get approved for a credit card.
[07:06:39]  That's why unsecured debt, you know, has a little bit of higher interest than secured debt.
[07:06:45]  And secured debt is the kind of debt that you go to the bank and get yourself a loan.
[07:06:50]  And that's when the bank, you know, probes you up your ass with a microscope, finding out everything so that they can lend you the money at whatever the interest rates are by the Federal Reserve.
[07:07:01]  And right now, the interest rates are, I mean, if you got good credit, I think that you can get a goddamn home, a 30-year amortized loan for fucking 3.50%.
[07:07:12]  I'm not even fucking kidding.
[07:07:14]  And that's fairly decent.
[07:07:15]  And that's how most people get homes, dude.

=== Smurfs Video Review Ignored (15:18) ===

[07:07:18]  I mean, it is what it is, man.
[07:07:20]  All right.
[07:07:21]  In the field of money.
[07:07:23]  What is this?
[07:07:23]  Anonymous.
[07:07:28]  What are you shit?
[07:07:30]  Why are you shit?
[07:07:31]  I don't know why I'm shit.
[07:07:33]  I mean, I'm not mad.
[07:07:35]  Somebody in the chat room said they got a 2.3% interest rate.
[07:07:38]  That wasn't bad if you actually got that.
[07:07:40]  But why am I shit?
[07:07:42]  I'm just telling you that if there was no loans, you would not be able to get the things that most people can get.
[07:07:51]  Or you would not be able to be approved for home loans.
[07:07:54]  You would not be able to expand businesses, etc.
[07:07:58]  All right.
[07:07:58]  Who I am?
[07:07:59]  And what is this?
[07:08:00]  We got Camille Bagamar.
[07:08:04]  All right.
[07:08:04]  He says, Ghost, what's the $500 billion N-word care package I'm hearing about in America?
[07:08:11]  Dude, Trump is playing politics.
[07:08:14]  All right.
[07:08:15]  And as I've told the white folks, all right, I have said that the reason that Trump has to play politics is what's keeping this Black Lives Matter bullshit alive.
[07:08:26]  What's keeping this Black Lives Matter bullshit alive is liberal white people.
[07:08:32]  Liberal white people are the ones that are keeping Black Lives Matter alive.
[07:08:37]  And as a result, because of this, he's got a show that, hey, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
[07:08:44]  I'm over here.
[07:08:45]  I'm supporting black people, etc.
[07:08:49]  So he's playing politics.
[07:08:51]  It's before an election.
[07:08:52]  Give me a fucking break.
[07:08:54]  All right.
[07:08:55]  And here's true saving FAG shit smell game.
[07:08:59]  Oh, my God.
[07:09:00]  The first message went 50 chars past text limit, buddy.
[07:09:03]  That's why I sent you in a row.
[07:09:06]  My only fuck-up was copy-pasting this bitch Curry nigger's video wrong.
[07:09:11]  All the shit I've sent for this single video as up to around $40 bucks.
[07:09:16]  Bullshit, and we played your fucking shit.
[07:09:19]  Give me a fucking break.
[07:09:21]  I've played two fucking videos that your stupid, ignorant asses posted.
[07:09:26]  So shut the fuck up, dude.
[07:09:27]  All right?
[07:09:28]  Fucking idiot.
[07:09:30]  All right, can we move on to the next video, please?
[07:09:33]  You know, I'm fucking, I want to get the fuck out of here.
[07:09:35]  I've already spent enough.
[07:09:36]  I've already spent enough time with you people.
[07:09:39]  All right.
[07:09:39]  I've already spent enough time with you people on this Saturday night, and I want to get the fuck out of here.
[07:09:44]  All right.
[07:09:45]  Anyway, what do we got?
[07:09:46]  We got Chupa Me Pinga.
[07:09:49]  All right.
[07:09:49]  Chupa Me Pinga requested this one and said ghost choice.
[07:09:53]  One, a Tard's idea.
[07:09:55]  Two, informative review.
[07:09:57]  Or three, a surprise.
[07:09:59]  I'm going to go with the surprise, of course.
[07:10:01]  All right.
[07:10:02]  All right.
[07:10:03]  That's what I'm going to go with.
[07:10:04]  I'm going to go with the surprise.
[07:10:05]  All right.
[07:10:06]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[07:10:07]  Here it is.
[07:10:08]  Chupa Meepinga requested this.
[07:10:11]  And what kind of a surprise?
[07:10:12]  Ah, Jesus fucking Christ.
[07:10:14]  This fake fucking Icelandic tard.
[07:10:17]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[07:10:20]  This fake fucking Icelandic tard.
[07:10:25]  This is the movie, but it's time for another dirty.
[07:10:32]  I'm getting tired of fucking fucking pet.
[07:10:35]  I'm getting tired of this bullshit, man.
[07:10:38]  The episode begins.
[07:10:39]  Jesus.
[07:10:40]  Yeah, somebody donated this fucking tard again.
[07:10:43]  Can you believe it?
[07:10:44]  Somebody donated this shithead.
[07:10:48]  Jesus Christ.
[07:10:48]  You know what I fucking love about the Smurfs?
[07:10:51]  It's the fact that they help each other out a lot.
[07:10:55]  You know what I mean?
[07:10:56]  I need more beauty.
[07:11:00]  Well, if you must do help each other out to survive.
[07:11:04]  That's what the fuck I need.
[07:11:08]  Or my goddamn body.
[07:11:10]  Which is crazy.
[07:11:11]  But anyway, Carcamel is doing the same thing he used to because looking for Smurfs will live.
[07:11:18]  I don't even know what this tard is talking about, but I'm pouring my beer.
[07:11:22]  Garcomer uses stark magic on the bed to make sure that Papa Smurf will disappear.
[07:11:30]  This fucking tard is talking about the Smurf for Christmas.
[07:11:34]  This is crazy.
[07:11:39]  Or at least one of the most creative plans.
[07:11:43]  He has done a lot of skiing.
[07:11:46]  Notice that all the Smurfs except for one chick.
[07:11:52]  Anyway, when Papa Smurfs, one chick, something happened to your cards.
[07:11:58]  Things that make you go home.
[07:12:00]  Some of the other smurfs go to bed with Papa.
[07:12:04]  So basically what the spell to us is to make Somebody who is sleeping in the pit from reality.
[07:12:13]  And that is fucking awesome.
[07:12:15]  But anyway, the first place they go to because of a dream is a pirate shit.
[07:12:21]  And the pirates wonder.
[07:12:23]  A pile of shit.
[07:12:25]  Let me just say a pile of shit.
[07:12:31]  The pirates here are some of the silliest pirates.
[07:12:36]  You said they're in a pile of shit.
[07:12:38]  They're about to attack the Smurfs.
[07:12:40]  But instead of using a sword or a gun, they use fucking fruits.
[07:12:46]  Oh my God.
[07:12:46]  What kind of pirates use fruits?
[07:12:50]  What is this TARD saying, man?
[07:12:52]  What is the Tartt saying?
[07:12:53]  It's very fucking funny.
[07:12:55]  In fact, I left.
[07:12:56]  Another thing to point out about all those pirates is the fact that they are about the same size as the Smurfs.
[07:13:04]  It's been made clear in other episodes that the Smurfs...
[07:13:07]  Oh my God.
[07:13:08]  Are we going to.
[07:13:08]  Oh, man, we have to listen to five minutes of this mental retardation.
[07:13:13]  Are you serious?
[07:13:15]  Oh, you want me to enable it because Papa was reading a book about pirates, people.
[07:13:22]  Alright, there, it's interpreting tard in the closed captions.
[07:13:26]  I hope you appreciate it.
[07:13:27]  But anyway, the flying bed then goes to a toy room because baby Smurf is sleeping and dreams of toys.
[07:13:37]  I can't believe that the closed captioning system here on YouTube can interpret tardsmurf.
[07:13:45]  It can actually interpret tard.
[07:13:50]  Now the other Smurfs say that he doesn't know how to have fun since he keeps talking about requested this.
[07:14:00]  And yeah, they are absolutely right.
[07:14:02]  He doesn't know how to have fun at all.
[07:14:05]  Now they try to get Baby Smurf to sleep, but unfortunately that doesn't work.
[07:14:11]  So another one of the Smurfs goes to sleep.
[07:14:13]  But unfortunately, he dreams of Gargamel, which leads them to Gargamel's hideout.
[07:14:22]  Can we hurry the fuck up about this stupid dumb tard shit?
[07:14:26]  And how it was successful.
[07:14:28]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[07:14:31]  You're talking like a thard.
[07:14:33]  This plan backfires yet again.
[07:14:36]  Though, to be fair, I do not think that Garry Gamel had any dumb plan at all in this episode.
[07:14:44]  In fact, this is one of the most fucking creative...
[07:14:47]  Oh my God.
[07:14:47]  I'm sorry we have to watch this, dude.
[07:14:49]  I'm serious.
[07:14:50]  I'm losing listeners.
[07:14:51]  That Garry Gamel have come off this.
[07:14:52]  I'm sorry I'm losing listeners.
[07:14:54]  Now the other Smurfs finally got back to Smurf's village.
[07:14:59]  And that's where the episode ends.
[07:15:02]  Now it's time for my overall thoughts.
[07:15:04]  This is still a good idea.
[07:15:05]  Who gives a shit about your retarded thoughts?
[07:15:09]  Who gives a shit about your retarded thoughts?
[07:15:11]  Fucking creative.
[07:15:12]  Has a lot of funny moments and this overall very enjoyable.
[07:15:16]  And for what I'm going to do this episode, you're done.
[07:15:19]  I love this episode a lot.
[07:15:21]  Well, guys, that's all I gotta say.
[07:15:23]  Thank you so much for that, man.
[07:15:24]  Alright, go fuck yourself, you dumb tard.
[07:15:26]  And by the way, whoever the hell Chupami Pinga is, fuck you for donating this, dude.
[07:15:32]  I'm sick and tired of this Icelandic tard.
[07:15:36]  Alright, I'm sick and tired of this Icelandic tard for fuck's sake.
[07:15:40]  Giving me now reviews on fucking Smurfs and shit like I give a fuck.
[07:15:46]  Jesus Christ, man.
[07:15:49]  Alright, look, how many more donos do we have?
[07:15:51]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[07:15:52]  I wanna get the fuck out of here.
[07:15:54]  Alright, I wanna wake up Mrs. Ghost, tell her to make me a fucking steak with some fucking, I don't know, chicken tendies with some fucking hot wing sauce or some fucking bullshit like that.
[07:16:05]  I don't have to sit here and continue to take this shit.
[07:16:08]  I mean, I gave you guys my Saturday, a 40th.
[07:16:13]  This is episode 40.
[07:16:15]  40 Saturdays I've given you guys.
[07:16:18]  And do y'all give a flying shit?
[07:16:20]  Of course not.
[07:16:21]  Of course not, dude.
[07:16:23]  All right.
[07:16:24]  Anyway, let's get to the next video here.
[07:16:27]  And wait, did I say chicken tendies?
[07:16:29]  I meant to say chicken wings.
[07:16:31]  I'm sorry.
[07:16:33]  All right.
[07:16:33]  Sorry.
[07:16:34]  Look, shut up.
[07:16:35]  I meant to say chicken.
[07:16:37]  You know what I fucking meant to say.
[07:16:39]  All right.
[07:16:40]  Let's go ahead and get to Cloudzack who donated a $25 bill, CloudZach, and said, Hey.
[07:16:49]  All right, let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[07:16:52]  All right.
[07:16:53]  Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[07:16:54]  All right.
[07:16:55]  Cloudzack requested this and said, hey.
[07:17:00]  All right, let's take a look.
[07:17:01]  And by the way, we got to wait because, of course, YouTube, YouTube, everybody's doing the YouTube.
[07:17:09]  Give me my drink.
[07:17:13]  All right.
[07:17:15]  Let's go ahead and get to Cloudzack donated a $25 bill for this one.
[07:17:21]  And hey, take a look at this.
[07:17:24]  I know why you're saying hey.
[07:17:27]  Here's a little bit of CloudZach.
[07:17:29]  And I think that he said that it was his birthday.
[07:17:31]  So happy birthday, man.
[07:17:33]  Let's go ahead and get to the video.
[07:17:35]  A little bit of Beastie Boys.
[07:17:39]  I laughing my ass off, huh?
[07:17:46]  And I meant to say chicken wings, dude.
[07:17:48]  I didn't.
[07:17:50]  Jesus.
[07:17:52]  I can't!
[07:18:05]  No more than getting bigger.
[07:18:06]  And it's closed in the jiggle.
[07:18:08]  Behind the room.
[07:18:13]  I don't know.
[07:18:14]  It looks like we don't have too many Beastie Boys fans in the chat.
[07:18:19]  It looks like we don't have too many Beastie Boys fans in the chat.
[07:18:22]  of this shit meant to say I meant to say chicken wings.
[07:18:36]  All right.
[07:18:36]  Shut up.
[07:18:41]  You broke the coins on the street.
[07:18:43]  Hey, you know you got hey.
[07:18:45]  Cause it's your hot spirit.
[07:18:47]  You know you got to hear it.
[07:18:48]  Don't touch the mic, baby.
[07:18:50]  Don't come near it.
[07:18:52]  It's gonna get ya.
[07:18:54]  It's gonna get ya.
[07:18:56]  It's gonna get you.
[07:18:56]  I haven't heard this beastie boys song before, dude.
[07:19:01]  I haven't heard this beastie boys song before.
[07:19:08]  Happy birthday, clowns, Zach!
[07:19:22]  Son of a gun, son of a f is getting paid.
[07:19:25]  Uh-oh.
[07:19:30]  Yeah, there's some people in the chat that dick is dude.
[07:19:34]  Racket fire, though we like Ramble got the bullets.
[07:19:37]  I'm a dynamite roast with girly waxing and milking.
[07:19:44]  You want an athen chimp?
[07:19:45]  Here's my mandate smoking.
[07:19:48]  Bring the turn of destiny into one.
[07:19:50]  Anyway, I'm going to lift my drink to each and every one of you, dude.
[07:19:54]  Cheers to you, man.
[07:19:56]  It's already almost 4:30 in the morning here at the Saturday Night Troll Show Studios.
[07:20:03]  Cheers, baby.
[07:20:04]  This sounds like grips.
[07:20:36]  I can see the connection a bit there.
[07:20:41]  I can see the connection.
[07:20:59]  Cheers to Cloud Zach.
[07:21:04]  All right.
[07:21:05]  Cheers to Cloudzack, by the way, man.
[07:21:07]  I know that it's your birthday.
[07:21:09]  Cheers to you.
[07:21:10]  Thank you very much for that $25 bill.
[07:21:14]  And happy birthday to you.
[07:21:23]  All right, let's continue.
[07:21:24]  Let's get to the next video.
[07:21:26]  And by the way, this is a video that was donated by Wings of Ghost Sun.
[07:21:34]  And Wings of Ghost Sun said the following: He said, host choice, but make it a travel or food related.
[07:21:42]  Would you like, I would like to hear your insight on something different.
[07:21:45]  Okay, look, I've got a good video, okay?
[07:21:49]  I'm going to do a Mark Waynes video.
[07:21:51]  And if you don't know who Mark Waynes is, I'd strongly advise you to go take a look at Mark Waynes, okay?
[07:21:58]  Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to show you Mark Wayne's Ethiopian food, okay?
[07:22:06]  How do you like that?
[07:22:07]  Okay, because I'm telling you, I cannot believe when I saw Ethiopian food in this regard, dude, I could not believe that people are fucking eating like this.
[07:22:19]  If you have never seen Ethiopian food, it looks like I took a whiskey shit all over like some sponge and they're eating it.
[07:22:30]  I'm not joking.
[07:22:32]  I am not kidding.
[07:22:33]  So let me go ahead and let me go ahead and play a little Mark Waynes here.

=== Ethiopian Food Culture Showcased (15:56) ===

[07:22:37]  And hold on.
[07:22:38]  If you don't know who Mark Waynes is, or Weans, follow him, dude.
[07:22:43]  He's got 6.76 million followers.
[07:22:47]  And the reason I like this guy is because he has good production, first and foremost.
[07:22:54]  And secondly, this guy has no problem eating anything.
[07:23:00]  And I think Wings of Ghost Sun dropped us a Mark Weens episode in which he was in Japan.
[07:23:06]  And I don't know if y'all saw that episode where he donated that video, but he, Mark Weens, was eating raw chicken in Japan.
[07:23:15]  All right.
[07:23:15]  Good morning.
[07:23:16]  No, this guy is not a joke.
[07:23:17]  Good morning.
[07:23:18]  All right.
[07:23:18]  Sorry.
[07:23:19]  I don't know about that.
[07:23:19]  This is Mark Weens here.
[07:23:21]  All right.
[07:23:22]  Here it is.
[07:23:22]  Wings of Ghost Sun, host choice.
[07:23:25]  Let's take a look at Mark Weens in Ethiopia.
[07:23:27]  All right.
[07:23:28]  Put the PC shout on.
[07:23:29]  Here it is.
[07:23:30]  Good morning.
[07:23:30]  I hope you're having an amazing day.
[07:23:31]  It's Mark Weens.
[07:23:32]  I'm in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia.
[07:23:33]  And I'd like whatever.
[07:23:35]  By the way, I'd like whatever Mark Weens is smoking.
[07:23:38]  All right.
[07:23:39]  Now he's giving us a little bit of a 411 on the market.
[07:23:43]  All right.
[07:23:44]  This is the open-air market in Ethiopia.
[07:23:46]  One of the best culture and food destinations in the world.
[07:23:50]  I love Ethiopian food.
[07:23:52]  And today, I'm going to go on a tour with Go Addis.
[07:23:55]  They specialize in off-the-beaten path tours and especially food-based tours.
[07:23:59]  I'm going to chew this on this.
[07:24:04]  Let me tell you something.
[07:24:05]  For all you people that are saying review bra is better than this guy, Review Bra eats fast food that costs shit.
[07:24:11]  This guy's going to the fucking country and eating their shit.
[07:24:16]  Literally eating their shit out of these small fucking, like, you know, rinkety dink ass places that have no health codes, that don't wash their hands.
[07:24:26]  And I mean, this is a good, this is good.
[07:24:29]  All right, I'm going to play a good amount of this.
[07:24:31]  Once again, Wings of Ghost Sun requested this.
[07:24:33]  And we're going to go to a market.
[07:24:35]  We're going to eat some incredibly some of the best Ethiopian food.
[07:24:38]  and I'm gonna share it all with you in this video right now.
[07:24:46]  Good morning.
[07:24:46]  It's 5:30 a.m.
[07:24:48]  We're starting this ultimate Ethiopian.
[07:24:49]  And this is what this guy does.
[07:24:51]  We're on our way to the market first.
[07:24:53]  Thank you.
[07:24:55]  Hey, good morning.
[07:24:57]  And they're going to go right to the Ethiopian market here.
[07:25:02]  By the way, this morning I'm hanging out with anywhere around the market in this.
[07:25:08]  All right, let's go.
[07:25:11]  Driving through Addis right now, you can see that the city is very quiet.
[07:25:15]  The city is just waking up.
[07:25:16]  But when you get to this section of Markato, it is already buzzing.
[07:25:20]  I believe that it opens at 3 a.m.
[07:25:23]  As you can see, no fucking health code.
[07:25:26]  Exposed to the elements.
[07:25:28]  I mean, this is the market here in Ethiopia, okay?
[07:25:33]  And this is where people come to buy wholesale vegetables, fruits, and vegetables.
[07:25:37]  So the trucks come in from the countryside.
[07:25:39]  They bring the fresh vegetables.
[07:25:41]  Somebody asked, is this mini animal?
[07:25:42]  Individual shopkeepers from around Addis come here to shop to buy things and resell them back at their small shops in the neighborhoods of Addis and throughout Addis.
[07:25:56]  And once again, I mean, this is a very simple market.
[07:26:01]  This is as third world as you can get, okay?
[07:26:05]  And that's why I like Mark Weens.
[07:26:06]  He has no fucking problem going right into the fucking heart of the third world and eating shit there.
[07:26:15]  So that's why I'm saying somebody said looks better than Minneapolis.
[07:26:18]  Come on, man.
[07:26:20]  Just watch, okay?
[07:26:21]  I'm going to do less talking and just watch.
[07:26:24]  Look at this.
[07:26:25]  This is a third world.
[07:26:26]  You got to be careful right now.
[07:26:28]  These guys carry some massive loads on their head, shoulders.
[07:26:32]  Giant baskets of onions and just gunny sacks of potatoes.
[07:26:36]  100 kilos.
[07:26:37]  Salam, zalom.
[07:26:39]  Hey, this means this is card.
[07:26:42]  OK.
[07:26:44]  Huh?
[07:26:46]  Hey?
[07:26:48]  How are you?
[07:26:49]  Huh?
[07:26:50]  OK. Huh?
[07:26:51]  They're not coming.
[07:26:59]  How many kilos is that?
[07:27:13]  Heavy load.
[07:27:14]  That's like 100 kgs of mangoes on his head.
[07:27:19]  Every meal when we cook.
[07:27:22]  There is onions.
[07:27:23]  Onions are hugely important in Ethiopian food, used in almost every dish and often simmered down into sauces.
[07:27:30]  But there's just masses of onions.
[07:27:32]  And you got to be careful not to get knocked out by an onion bag.
[07:27:37]  I mean, can you believe this?
[07:27:40]  Can you all believe this shit?
[07:27:44]  Some serious energy.
[07:27:50]  And by the way, oh shit, dude.
[07:27:52]  I didn't mean to fucking do that.
[07:27:53]  God damn it.
[07:27:54]  Fucking put it back.
[07:27:56]  Oh, great.
[07:27:57]  And by the way, let me explain something.
[07:28:00]  Shut that stupid ad up.
[07:28:02]  I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
[07:28:04]  Just imagine how all this closeness in this market, you know, you don't hear COVID infections out of the third world in mass like you do in the first world.
[07:28:16]  And take a look at how close these people are.
[07:28:19]  Take a look at how they don't give a shit about any kind of like health, any kind of they don't give a shit about nothing.
[07:28:27]  All right, and sorry, I didn't mean to ruin the experience.
[07:28:29]  I pushed the wrong button on the fucking mouse.
[07:28:32]  And, you know, as a result, you know, we're fucking, you know, shit happened.
[07:28:37]  So let's go ahead and let's get back to the market shit.
[07:28:40]  All right, let's go ahead.
[07:28:41]  My apologies.
[07:28:42]  All right.
[07:28:42]  Put the PC shot on.
[07:28:43]  Here it is.
[07:28:44]  All right.
[07:28:46]  Heavy, low.
[07:28:47]  That's like 100 kgs of mangoes on his head.
[07:28:52]  Every meal.
[07:28:55]  That is onions.
[07:28:56]  Onions are hugely important in Ethiopian food used in almost every reason why you don't hear too many deaths in the third world, or at least in Ethiopia.
[07:29:06]  Onions is one of the fucking most healthiest shit that you can fucking eat.
[07:29:10]  I'm not even kidding.
[07:29:11]  If you eat like, like, let's say you have onions in your salad and you eat like a big, fucking big chunk of onion, what happens is, is as you're crunching the onion and swallowing it, it like burns out whatever's in your fucking sinuses.
[07:29:26]  It like completely burns out whatever's in your sinuses.
[07:29:29]  So maybe, who knows, maybe, you know, this is why you don't hear so many infections.
[07:29:35]  And garlic, by the way, yeah, no shit, Verhood merchant.
[07:29:38]  Very interesting.
[07:29:41]  And often simmered down into sauces, but there's just masses of onions.
[07:29:45]  then you got to be careful not to get knocked out by an onion bag.
[07:29:51]  Yes.
[07:29:57]  Some serious energy.
[07:29:59]  Wow.
[07:30:04]  Oh my god, this is locked up.
[07:30:08]  We just asked one of the guys how heavy his bag was full of onions.
[07:30:12]  He said 150 kilos.
[07:30:14]  That's like 300 and some pounds.
[07:30:18]  So much respect for them.
[07:30:19]  They're so hardworking, but that is why you do not want to get knocked out by a bag of potatoes or onions.
[07:30:24]  Sun is beginning to fully make its appearance.
[07:30:27]  How are you doing?
[07:30:28]  I'm good.
[07:30:28]  I'm fine.
[07:30:29]  Ready for coffee.
[07:30:30]  Give me a break.
[07:30:31]  That's fucking what he does.
[07:30:34]  He's beginning to wake up this morning.
[07:30:36]  But we just, we literally walked for about 30 minutes and we're still, you can still see parts of the market.
[07:30:43]  It's just sprawling.
[07:30:44]  It's gigantic.
[07:30:49]  Oh my god.
[07:30:51]  We are in tomoca.
[07:30:52]  The oldest coffee shop.
[07:30:54]  All right, coffee in Ethiopia.
[07:30:56]  1953.
[07:30:59]  You pay at the register up front and then you come with your chip back here to the espresso machine.
[07:31:04]  Every chip to have the different colors.
[07:31:07]  Uh-huh.
[07:31:07]  That's the difference.
[07:31:08]  Yeah, if it is macchiato, if it's black.
[07:31:11]  One of the popular styles of coffee is a macchiato in Ethiopia.
[07:31:16]  And it is, yeah, you're going to love it.
[07:31:20]  All right, here is Ethiopian coffee.
[07:31:23]  Now, let me pause this.
[07:31:24]  Would you drink Ethiopian coffee?
[07:31:26]  Yes or no in the chat?
[07:31:27]  I gotta know.
[07:31:28]  Both got macchiatos, but there's two different types of macchiatos.
[07:31:32]  This is a macchiato black.
[07:31:34]  This is a macchiato.
[07:31:35]  More white.
[07:31:36]  So it's a difference between milk, your preference of how much milk you want and how strong you want.
[07:31:42]  Okay, should I stir my milk?
[07:31:44]  If you're answering mix, it can make sense.
[07:31:46]  Mix it or either way.
[07:31:46]  Okay, maybe I should mix my milk.
[07:31:48]  People are like, yes, yes, yes.
[07:31:50]  Look at this shit.
[07:31:51]  We got a lot of adventurers out here.
[07:31:54]  We got a lot of adventurers out here, man.
[07:31:59]  Yes.
[07:32:01]  That is really strong.
[07:32:04]  It's so good.
[07:32:04]  It has that perfect, like, yeah, it looks like a cappuccino.
[07:32:08]  It is.
[07:32:09]  Right?
[07:32:09]  And then it's dusting.
[07:32:11]  Just slightly cut with that milk thing to break the bitterness.
[07:32:18]  It looks like an Ethiopian cappuccino.
[07:32:21]  And look, I'm going to let this play for about a minute more because I want you to see him eat the fucking food.
[07:32:26]  All right.
[07:32:26]  If dodging those giant gunny sacks or getting hit in the head by a giant gunny sack of onions didn't wake you up, this will definitely wake you up.
[07:32:37]  Oh, I love it.
[07:32:42]  He drank it all, dude.
[07:32:44]  My eyes opened.
[07:32:45]  Dude, that's why I like this guy.
[07:32:47]  I'm not even kidding.
[07:32:47]  I mean, aside from him, like, you know, being like a high-on-life-looking guy, and at least that's what his presentation is on his content.
[07:32:56]  This dude has no fucking fear.
[07:32:59]  No fucking fear to try shit, dude.
[07:33:02]  No fear of that.
[07:33:02]  That was incredibly good.
[07:33:04]  And you can also come here to buy some beans, coffee beans, roasted Ethiopian coffee beans.
[07:33:09]  I bought a couple bags.
[07:33:11]  I wasn't going to leave without it.
[07:33:13]  Let me forward this to where he's actually eating something.
[07:33:15]  All right, let's go ahead and he's here it is.
[07:33:19]  Here it is right here.
[07:33:20]  Here it is right here.
[07:33:21]  Eat breakfast.
[07:33:22]  He's going to eat breakfast.
[07:33:24]  Here it is.
[07:33:24]  Eating breakfast.
[07:33:29]  We're stopping for breakfast at a restaurant.
[07:33:31]  It's called, you pronounce it Katenya.
[07:33:33]  Katenya.
[07:33:35]  This is a very well-known restaurant and I think there's quite a few different branches of this restaurant within Addis.
[07:33:41]  But they yeah, their food is top quality, really good.
[07:33:44]  So we're starting off with something called chichipsa.
[07:33:46]  It's like a flat bread, but like a thin pancake and then it's like shredded into pieces and then they stir-fry it, kind of mix it with the berbera spice mixture.
[07:33:57]  Where's the beef?
[07:33:58]  And then you mix it before you eat it, you add honey.
[07:34:03]  Yeah, you gotta add honey to give it some flavor.
[07:34:05]  Where's the beef?
[07:34:06]  Oh, that honey.
[07:34:07]  That is quite a contrast of flavors because you've got that slightly spicy Berbera mix seasoning.
[07:34:16]  But then it's coated in the beach.
[07:34:18]  She also got the special fuel.
[07:34:19]  And full are fava beans.
[07:34:22]  And they're at the bottom.
[07:34:23]  But you wouldn't even know the bolt contains it.
[07:34:25]  This is the special full.
[07:34:26]  So there are all sorts of toppings on top of the beans.
[07:34:29]  Grab a little bit of everything.
[07:34:32]  And look at this guy.
[07:34:33]  This guy, you know, he finds the best out of everything.
[07:34:36]  Okay, this is not what I want to show you.
[07:34:38]  I want to show you where this guy is literally fucking, you know, sitting around in like some back of a shop or something and eating this.
[07:34:47]  I definitely want to show you this.
[07:34:48]  Put the PC shot on.
[07:34:50]  Or it's on the plant.
[07:34:52]  Well, look at where they're eating.
[07:34:54]  This is like a place to eat, okay?
[07:34:56]  Fistu, and avoided also tomato, but with spice in it.
[07:35:02]  And dude, this is.
[07:35:04]  This is so disgusting.
[07:35:05]  You see this like spongy shit?
[07:35:08]  This is how they eat their food.
[07:35:10]  I'm not even kidding.
[07:35:11]  This like spongy crap, instead of actually using utensils to pick up your food, they use this with fucking crab hands.
[07:35:20]  And by the way, take a look at the cleanliness of the joint.
[07:35:23]  There's like, what is that?
[07:35:24]  A gallon of motor oil in the back?
[07:35:26]  Small little shiro spot.
[07:35:28]  And right now she's just stir-frying up some of the injetta with some tomato sauce.
[07:35:32]  And you can smell the spices in there.
[07:35:35]  There's chilies in there.
[07:35:36]  You can really smell the rosemary.
[07:35:38]  It just smells unbelievably good.
[07:35:40]  Listen to this high-on life guy.
[07:35:42]  Listen to this dude.
[07:35:43]  Yes, just really good.
[07:35:45]  All right, Ethiopian.
[07:35:50]  Dude, you're witnessing Ethiopian food.
[07:35:53]  Enjoy.
[07:35:57]  And that's the butter?
[07:35:58]  No, it's oil.
[07:36:00]  Okay.
[07:36:01]  Yeah, look.
[07:36:02]  She literally put in motor oil in that shit.
[07:36:07]  First puts that clay pot onto the charcoal.
[07:36:10]  Then she added in a paste, which I think is some onions and then some oil.
[07:36:15]  Oh, here comes the chickpea flour.
[07:36:17]  The chickpea flour.
[07:36:22]  Oh my god.
[07:36:24]  Dude, what the fuck?
[07:36:26]  Ah!
[07:36:28]  That looks like fucking dude.
[07:36:31]  Look at this.
[07:36:31]  Pause this.
[07:36:32]  That looks like something fucking Winnie the Pooh would throw up, dude.
[07:36:35]  Seriously.
[07:36:37]  Jesus Christ.
[07:36:40]  And there's a little bit of spice mixed into that chickpea flour already, so you can smell like a little bit of turmeric, maybe a little bit of a spice blend.
[07:36:47]  There's a little bit of blurberry in there.
[07:36:49]  Just a little bit.
[07:36:51]  Oh my God!
[07:36:57]  Alright, here it is.
[07:36:59]  I want to show you how they eat.
[07:37:02]  I want to show you how they eat.
[07:37:04]  They don't eat, they eat with fucking crab hands and that fucking sponge bread that you just saw.
[07:37:09]  You know what I'm saying?
[07:37:10]  I don't know.
[07:37:11]  This one.
[07:37:14]  You better?
[07:37:16]  Yeah, here you go.
[07:37:18]  Lunch is served.
[07:37:22]  Watch this shit.
[07:37:24]  I mean, doesn't this look like some fucking bad beer whiskey shit that was taken on the.
[07:37:29]  I'm not even kidding.
[07:37:30]  I'm not even sure it is.
[07:37:34]  Wow, that smells so good.
[07:37:37]  All right.
[07:37:38]  Watch how they eat.
[07:37:40]  I cannot believe this.
[07:37:42]  And by the way, in all the midst of this third world environment, I didn't see these guys wash their hands.
[07:37:49]  And just watch how they fucking eat, is all I'm saying.
[07:37:57]  So they are coming to eat together.
[07:38:01]  This is how they eat, dude.
[07:38:03]  I am not joking.
[07:38:04]  Look at this shit.
[07:38:05]  Some of the shiro.
[07:38:11]  Just a little bit.
[07:38:12]  Look at that shit sponge that they eat with, dude.
[07:38:16]  Oh my god.
[07:38:22]  That is.
[07:38:23]  Yeah, that's just sensational.
[07:38:25]  It's so smooth.
[07:38:26]  It's almost like sticky, like peanut butter.
[07:38:28]  You can taste the garlic.
[07:38:30]  It's just hot and bubbly.
[07:38:32]  That's insane.

=== Hiccups During Double Shot Taken (16:51) ===

[07:38:33]  And yeah, the chickpeas have created that like pasty consistency.
[07:38:37]  Next up for some of the firfir, which is the sake stir-fry in drenched in spices and tomato sauce, injeda.
[07:38:48]  I'm telling you, this dude will eat anything, dude.
[07:38:50]  Mark Weeds will eat anything.
[07:38:53]  You can taste the rosemary in there, which was simmered down.
[07:38:56]  Oh, that's good.
[07:38:58]  It's just like saturated with spice and flavor.
[07:39:00]  This is Ethiopian food.
[07:39:02]  And dude, look, the reason I wanted to show y'all this, dude, and look at these bitches.
[07:39:06]  She's looking at them like they fucking eating this.
[07:39:08]  Look at this motherfuckers.
[07:39:10]  They fucking eating it.
[07:39:11]  She can't believe they're eating it.
[07:39:13]  Look at them.
[07:39:13]  Look at this bitch.
[07:39:14]  You can't believe it.
[07:39:19]  And look at, she's looking at her girlfriend like, man, you see this, man?
[07:39:22]  I literally took a piss in this motherfucking shit and they're eating it.
[07:39:26]  That's shiro.
[07:39:27]  That's just insane.
[07:39:34]  Oh my God.
[07:39:36]  That's like comfort food.
[07:39:38]  It's so suitable.
[07:39:39]  Comfort food, my ass.
[07:39:41]  It's vegetarian.
[07:39:42]  Yeah, it's sensationally delicious.
[07:39:44]  Vegetarian.
[07:39:45]  That was my.
[07:39:45]  Haven't you noticed you haven't seen any beef in these meals?
[07:39:49]  Haven't you noticed that?
[07:39:50]  Are the best shiro I've ever had.
[07:39:52]  That's where they wash their hands.
[07:39:54]  Did you see that shit?
[07:39:55]  Some fucking water jug that tinkles out water.
[07:39:58]  That's how they wash their hands.
[07:40:00]  I've been going to the market this morning, seeing all the prices.
[07:40:03]  All right, that's it.
[07:40:04]  All right, I just wanted to show you guys this shit.
[07:40:09]  I just wanted to show you guys Mark Weens.
[07:40:12]  And once again, thanks to Wings of Ghost Sun for leaving it up to host choice and giving me those guidelines.
[07:40:20]  Hey, here it is.
[07:40:21]  Here's Wings of Ghost Sun.
[07:40:22]  Hey, man, he goes, funny enough, I was going to donate Mark Weens' video.
[07:40:27]  I agree with you.
[07:40:28]  He's probably the best travel vlogger on YouTube.
[07:40:31]  Dude, aside from him being a travel vlogger, the guy is a foodie.
[07:40:36]  He'll eat anything.
[07:40:38]  And I enjoy watching him.
[07:40:40]  All right.
[07:40:41]  I am not kidding.
[07:40:42]  I am a big fan of Mark Weens.
[07:40:44]  I've watched all of his content.
[07:40:46]  I've been watching his content when he was doing it back in like fucking 2012 when he was first starting, man.
[07:40:55]  All right.
[07:40:55]  So once again, I do have to, you know, I just have to give you all that 411 about it.
[07:41:01]  You know what I mean?
[07:41:02]  Anyway, let's get to the next dono here.
[07:41:06]  We've got the Reverend.
[07:41:08]  The Reverend requested this one, and he said, skip any pony video with this video, dono.
[07:41:15]  Host can pick either one, two, three, or pick the Game Hut video.
[07:41:23]  All right, I'm going to go with one.
[07:41:24]  Okay.
[07:41:24]  I'm going to go with number one here.
[07:41:28]  All right.
[07:41:28]  And let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[07:41:30]  Let's go ahead and go with number one.
[07:41:31]  Put the PC shot on.
[07:41:32]  Here it is.
[07:41:35]  Oh, hold on.
[07:41:35]  Wait a minute.
[07:41:35]  Don't put the PC shot on just yet.
[07:41:37]  All right.
[07:41:38]  And by the way, I'm getting advertised.
[07:41:40]  Put the PC shot on.
[07:41:42]  This airborne stuff, this is what actual teachers take.
[07:41:46]  And all they're doing is giving you a big, huge shot of vitamin C, zinc, and vitamin D, which is going to protect you from actually getting sick.
[07:41:54]  All right.
[07:41:54]  I'm not even kidding.
[07:41:56]  All right.
[07:41:56]  I'm not even kidding.
[07:41:58]  To school and all your rocks.
[07:42:00]  Let's play it.
[07:42:00]  Here it is.
[07:42:04]  The fuck is this?
[07:42:08]  Hold on.
[07:42:08]  What is this?
[07:42:09]  Amiga 3 before Star Wars and Transformers game.
[07:42:12]  This is how I learned to code.
[07:42:15]  All right.
[07:42:18]  All right.
[07:42:22]  Okay, I think we get it.
[07:42:24]  All right.
[07:42:24]  Once again, the Reverend requested this.
[07:42:37]  The fuck is this?
[07:42:41]  Programmed by John Assay.
[07:42:46]  Tremble ghost of Pete.
[07:42:49]  What the fuck is this shit?
[07:42:50]  All right, dude.
[07:42:58]  I think, look, viewer discretion is advised.
[07:43:01]  If you have a tendency to do like seizures and shit, look away.
[07:43:07]  This is obviously one of those fucking shits.
[07:43:10]  All right.
[07:43:12]  If you have a problem with seizures, look away.
[07:43:15]  All right.
[07:43:15]  Look away now.
[07:43:17]  All right.
[07:43:18]  Some fucking idiot is here just trying to be a jerk off.
[07:43:21]  Hey, look, some idiot in the chat room is like, hey, they're fans of the show, ghost.
[07:43:26]  They're fan.
[07:43:27]  And this is it.
[07:43:28]  This idiot isn't a fan of my show.
[07:43:30]  Get the fuck out of here.
[07:43:39]  This fucking guy isn't a fan of my show.
[07:43:49]  Somebody in the chat room said, Ron Paul, look away.
[07:43:52]  That's fucked up, dude.
[07:43:54]  All right.
[07:43:55]  Even though I disagree with Ron Paul's foreign policy and his gold standard and shit, I still respect the man that he cared about America.
[07:44:04]  He loves America, and I'm glad he's okay, all right?
[07:44:08]  I know I've talked shit about him and shit, but I'm glad he's all right.
[07:44:23]  Oh, by the way, I need more beer!
[07:44:28]  What the fuck?
[07:44:30]  All right, that's what I need.
[07:44:31]  Give me another beer, for Christ's sake.
[07:44:33]  Give me another goddamn beer.
[07:44:36]  Man, I'm drinking beer like a motherfucker, dude.
[07:44:42]  I'm drinking beer like a motherfucker, dude.
[07:44:46]  Good God.
[07:44:50]  Good God.
[07:44:52]  And like I said, if you're prone to seizures, look away.
[07:44:55]  Some dude just being a dickhead, all right?
[07:44:59]  Some dude is just being a fucking dickhead.
[07:45:03]  All right, I'm gonna thumbs down this shit.
[07:45:05]  Look away, all right?
[07:45:06]  Jesus Christ.
[07:45:09]  Look away, all right?
[07:45:11]  Hey, look, people want me to do shots.
[07:45:12]  Look at Paul Peto Denino.
[07:45:14]  Let me put a thumbs down on this.
[07:45:16]  Paul Petto Donito wants me to do another shot.
[07:45:20]  Maybe I will.
[07:45:25]  Maybe I'll do another shot.
[07:45:31]  How many beers have I had?
[07:45:33]  One, four, six, eight.
[07:45:53]  Jesus Christ.
[07:45:54]  All right, are we done with this?
[07:45:57]  All right, I'm sorry y'all had to see this, all right?
[07:46:00]  Oh, we're still got some.
[07:46:01]  Oh, Jesus Christ, don't tell me I have to.
[07:46:03]  Oh, shit, I got the hiccups.
[07:46:09]  Hold on, let me see if I can hold my breath.
[07:46:22]  I'm sorry, man.
[07:46:27]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[07:46:31]  All right, I'm sorry.
[07:46:32]  I've got the fucking hiccups here, dude.
[07:46:34]  My oh, Jesus Christ, my apologies.
[07:46:38]  All right, let me see if I can hold my breath.
[07:46:39]  Hold on.
[07:46:40]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[07:46:44]  Just gotta hold the breath.
[07:46:45]  You know, make sure that, you know, I don't fucking do the hiccups.
[07:46:50]  Ah, goddammit.
[07:46:51]  I just hiccup.
[07:46:52]  Come on!
[07:46:53]  Come on!
[07:46:57]  I don't want a hiccup, dude.
[07:47:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[07:47:01]  I don't want a hiccup, dude.
[07:47:05]  God.
[07:47:07]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[07:47:12]  All right, folks.
[07:47:13]  My apologies, dude.
[07:47:14]  I've got some fucking hiccups.
[07:47:16]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[07:47:18]  Hold on, let me see if I can fucking, uh, if I can fucking, like, chug a beer and see if that'll work.
[07:47:23]  Oh, God.
[07:47:34]  I'm sorry, folks.
[07:47:34]  I'm sorry.
[07:47:35]  I'm trying to get rid of the hiccups here.
[07:47:39]  Let me see if I can hold the breath.
[07:47:41]  Hold on.
[07:47:43]  I'm just going to.
[07:47:44]  Oh, God.
[07:47:45]  Here, let me see if I can chug this.
[07:47:46]  All right.
[07:47:47]  Is everybody ready?
[07:47:48]  I'm going to chug this one beer.
[07:47:49]  All right.
[07:47:52]  God damn it, hiccups.
[07:47:53]  Let's see what do we do in here.
[07:47:54]  Chalk, chalk, chalk.
[07:48:12]  Okay.
[07:48:18]  All right.
[07:48:18]  I think I drank like a whole beer, as you can see.
[07:48:22]  I chugged that fucking beer, and I think I'm all good, dude.
[07:48:28]  Oh, my God.
[07:48:30]  All right.
[07:48:31]  I think I'm all good.
[07:48:32]  I think it worked.
[07:48:33]  I actually think it worked.
[07:48:34]  Who the hell was this?
[07:48:36]  Anita Spy Derpless.
[07:48:38]  What the fuck does that mean?
[07:48:40]  Hey, ghost, how's the show?
[07:48:41]  Anita Spy Derpless.
[07:48:44]  I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean, man.
[07:48:46]  All right.
[07:48:47]  Anyway, as you can see, the fucking hiccups are gone.
[07:48:51]  Thank you very much.
[07:48:52]  Jesus Christ.
[07:48:53]  Goes to show you that I haven't been fucking drinking that many beers and, you know, and it's affected me in this capacity, for fuck's sake.
[07:49:01]  All right.
[07:49:02]  Anyway, let me read some diamonds.
[07:49:06]  Who do we got here?
[07:49:07]  We've got who do we got?
[07:49:10]  We've got I'm a wheat hard says, can I get a chat room invite?
[07:49:17]  It's my birthday.
[07:49:18]  No, I don't think so.
[07:49:19]  Feminist socialist dropped a diamond.
[07:49:21]  2010 ghost would be would be disappointed weeb.
[07:49:26]  Fuck you.
[07:49:26]  I'm not a fucking weeb, you fucking shithead.
[07:49:30]  I'm a wheat hard.
[07:49:32]  Another diamond said CH in the chat to invite me into the Saturday Night Troll Showroom.
[07:49:38]  Ain't gonna happen, dude.
[07:49:40]  All right.
[07:49:40]  I'm a We Tard again with a diamond.
[07:49:43]  Invite me into the Saturday Night Troll Show chat or more blips.
[07:49:49]  Okay, go fuck yourself.
[07:49:50]  Eskraman dropped a diamond.
[07:49:52]  Yeah, crush my cock, I must.
[07:49:54]  All right, we get it, dude.
[07:49:57]  Amy Daly on band dropped the diamond.
[07:49:59]  Oyve, my six million again.
[07:50:02]  What the hell does that mean, dude?
[07:50:04]  Feminist socialist drops a diamond.
[07:50:06]  Why does she sound black, though?
[07:50:10]  I don't know.
[07:50:11]  That's a good point.
[07:50:12]  I have no fucking idea.
[07:50:14]  Anyway, we're at the end of the donos, folks.
[07:50:17]  I'm not even joking around.
[07:50:19]  I want to say thank you to everybody out here who has been listening to the broadcast because, you know, it is what it is.
[07:50:29]  And I do want to say cheers to everybody out here.
[07:50:32]  Now, I want to be honest with you.
[07:50:34]  I don't really want to get off right now.
[07:50:36]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to see.
[07:50:41]  Look, I tell you what.
[07:50:45]  What does everybody think about me calling the date line one mo in and then connecting with the, you know, with the phone, you know, bullshit?
[07:50:57]  And what is this?
[07:50:58]  Somebody with for a $2, I may we, yeah, fuck off, dude.
[07:51:03]  I'm not a fucking weebo, you fucking idiot.
[07:51:05]  All right.
[07:51:07]  What does everybody think?
[07:51:08]  Because I don't really want to fucking leave.
[07:51:11]  You know, I know that, you know, this is a day for internet tomfoolery, and I do appreciate everybody chilling here with me tonight.
[07:51:20]  So what does everybody think, man?
[07:51:22]  Should I do?
[07:51:24]  Look, people want me to do radio graffiti.
[07:51:26]  All right, we'll do Radio Graffiti first.
[07:51:28]  How about that?
[07:51:29]  We'll do a little bit of Radio Graffiti.
[07:51:31]  Is everybody ready?
[07:51:32]  All right, we'll do a little bit of Radio Graffiti.
[07:51:34]  And if you idiots try to say shit or try to post a fucking splice and, you know, try to make me sound like I'm some kind of a racist asshole, then we're going to let you know.
[07:51:47]  Welcome, and thank you for choosing free conference.
[07:51:53]  Suicide hotel.
[07:51:54]  There is one other participant in the conference.
[07:51:58]  And we got one other participant.
[07:52:01]  All participants are muted.
[07:52:03]  All right.
[07:52:03]  Now, let's do a little bit of radio graffiti.
[07:52:05]  And you know what?
[07:52:06]  Maybe I'll do both, dude, because I owe you guys, you know, and you'll tell us.
[07:52:14]  Esriel is gay for autism.
[07:52:17]  I think that goes without saying, dude, you know.
[07:52:20]  I mean, no offense to Esriel.
[07:52:22]  I like him and shit, but, you know, come on, Maine, you know, I mean, when you're willing to just be like, hey, you know what?
[07:52:28]  So what?
[07:52:28]  He was a brownie.
[07:52:29]  He liked to draw fucking obese fat fucking ponies.
[07:52:32]  You know what I'm saying?
[07:52:33]  In the field of learning.
[07:52:34]  Hey, what is this?
[07:52:35]  Homanted payment.
[07:52:36]  Oh, my God.
[07:52:37]  Anita Spy Derplissi.
[07:52:40]  I don't know what the fuck that means, dude.
[07:52:42]  I have no idea what the hell that means.
[07:52:44]  All right, everybody, please give us a call right now at 775-799-9180.
[07:52:53]  Okay?
[07:52:54]  775-799-9180.
[07:52:58]  And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[07:53:02]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[07:53:12]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[07:53:14]  All right.
[07:53:15]  So once again, call in 775-799-9180.
[07:53:20]  And I tell you what, I'm going to go ahead and do another shot.
[07:53:23]  All right.
[07:53:23]  And by the way, this is a double shot, dude.
[07:53:26]  This is a double shot glass.
[07:53:29]  I know that Latila and OG geezer, for whatever reason, they're claiming that a regular shot glass is a double shot.
[07:53:41]  And that's not it, dude.
[07:53:43]  What they're shooting out of, in my opinion.
[07:53:45]  Well, it's not my opinion.
[07:53:47]  It's a fact.
[07:53:47]  They're shooting out of a regular shot glass.
[07:53:51]  Okay.
[07:53:52]  I have an elongated shot glass that gives me two shots.
[07:53:56]  All right.
[07:53:56]  There's even longer ones that'll give you like three or four.
[07:53:59]  So that being said, let me go ahead and see what I got here.
[07:54:03]  I think I got a little bit of Glenn Levitt.
[07:54:06]  This is a, what is this?
[07:54:08]  This is a American Oak cask.
[07:54:13]  Age 15 years, Glenn Levitt, Founders Reserve, by the way.
[07:54:18]  So let me go ahead and pour a double shot of some Glenn Levitt.
[07:54:21]  All right.
[07:54:22]  And by the way, I am a very big Scotch connoisseur.
[07:54:27]  So if you're asking like ghosts, dude, that's a lot of scotches, dude.
[07:54:30]  I love scotch.
[07:54:32]  It's my favorite fucking out, like hard liquor.
[07:54:36]  It's my favorite hard liquor.
[07:54:37]  And look, everybody, oh, you're an alcoholic.
[07:54:39]  I'm not an alcoholic, dude.
[07:54:41]  You saw me stop when I had my gout foot.
[07:54:44]  I'm not an alcoholic.
[07:54:46]  Anyway, we're waiting for some more callers here.
[07:54:48]  What is this?
[07:54:48]  Esriel, what is this?
[07:54:51]  Esriel.
[07:54:52]  Oh, my God.
[07:54:53]  Dono talking shit can suck the batter out of my nuts.
[07:54:56]  Your jokes are so fucking stupid, I see them licking windows clean.
[07:55:00]  Gargle wet cement and fuck yourself.
[07:55:04]  Well, there was Esriel's response.
[07:55:07]  All right.
[07:55:08]  Anyway, cheers to Esriel, dude.
[07:55:10]  I don't hate Ezreal.
[07:55:11]  He's a good dude.
[07:55:11]  It's unfortunate, you know, that, I don't know, him and a few other people, for whatever reason, can't, you know.
[07:55:18]  Anyway, you all get it.
[07:55:20]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out here that has been listening to me.

=== Saturday Night Broadcast Wrap Up (15:29) ===

[07:55:25]  And dude, we still have like way over 500 people that are listening to the broadcast.
[07:55:31]  And I want to say cheers to each and every one of you for that are listening.
[07:55:35]  It's five in the morning out here at the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show studio.
[07:55:41]  And I want to say cheers to each and every one of you for chilling with me, man.
[07:55:43]  I'm not even joking around.
[07:55:45]  Cheers, baby.
[07:55:46]  Cheers.
[07:55:47]  Let me go ahead and take this double shot.
[07:55:48]  Y'all ready?
[07:55:49]  One, two, three.
[07:55:50]  You know what?
[07:55:51]  As a matter of fact, let me do a proper toast.
[07:55:53]  All right, here we go.
[07:55:55]  Father, son, and the Holy Ghost, fat pony fetished brick bongs we hate the most, baby.
[07:56:02]  Cheers, baby.
[07:56:03]  Cheers.
[07:56:06]  Ah, good stuff, dude.
[07:56:08]  Good stuff.
[07:56:09]  All right.
[07:56:09]  With that being said, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
[07:56:17]  All right, who the hell do we got here?
[07:56:19]  How about 816, Radio Graffiti?
[07:56:23]  Hey, ghosts.
[07:56:24]  What up, dude?
[07:56:25]  How you doing, man?
[07:56:27]  Hey, I'm doing good.
[07:56:28]  I'm loving the show.
[07:56:29]  I just wanted to say I taught Sunburst Unicorn how to live stream, and fuck Nick.
[07:56:35]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[07:56:38]  Fuck you, dude.
[07:56:39]  All right, if something happens to Sunburst Unicorn, the cops should go to your house, you piece of shit.
[07:56:46]  How about 909, Radio Graffiti?
[07:56:50]  Hey, Ghost Look!
[07:56:51]  Type Cop!
[07:56:52]  The man Captain Jesse.
[07:56:55]  Oh, great.
[07:56:56]  Yeah, yeah.
[07:56:56]  Yeah, you sound on the same mental capacity level as the guy who used to say that all the time.
[07:57:02]  All right.
[07:57:03]  Who else do we got here?
[07:57:06]  How about Barry Blackberry, Radio Graffiti?
[07:57:10]  Oh, what's up, boss?
[07:57:11]  What up, dude?
[07:57:14]  How you been doing?
[07:57:15]  I've been doing as best as I can.
[07:57:17]  I don't know.
[07:57:18]  It is what it is.
[07:57:20]  Yeah, I'm doing the stupid shit I hold on here.
[07:57:25]  They suck, dude.
[07:57:26]  You know, they're just fucking a bunch of selfish pricks, even though I have literally wasted a Saturday with them, and it just doesn't even concern them one bit.
[07:57:36]  Well, that's kind of your fault on your part.
[07:57:39]  That's kind of my fault.
[07:57:40]  How is that my fault?
[07:57:43]  You decided to come here today.
[07:57:46]  What'd you say there, Autism says what?
[07:57:49]  You decided to come here today.
[07:57:52]  Okay, great.
[07:57:53]  You know, let me ask you a question.
[07:57:55]  Do you remember your first below job?
[07:58:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[07:58:01]  Never mind.
[07:58:02]  All right, I'm sorry.
[07:58:03]  If I knew you were going to laugh like you were taking an Edelbeat up the ass, I wouldn't have fucking even bothered.
[07:58:09]  How about 360, Radio Graffiti?
[07:58:14]  Hey, ghosts, what up, man?
[07:58:15]  What up, dude?
[07:58:16]  How you doing?
[07:58:18]  Doing well.
[07:58:19]  What do you think of Trump's new 500 billion going to black people?
[07:58:27]  Is that what you're going to say?
[07:58:30]  Yeah.
[07:58:31]  Okay, before I answer that, do you remember your first blow job?
[07:58:39]  Are you not answering because you never had a blowjob?
[07:58:45]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[07:58:46]  All right.
[07:58:47]  Obviously, I don't know.
[07:58:51]  He didn't say anything.
[07:58:53]  I mean, I'm trying to ask people about something since we have a radio graffiti going on here.
[07:59:01]  Who else do we have?
[07:59:02]  How about 702?
[07:59:03]  What's going on, Radio Graffiti?
[07:59:06]  Hey, what's up?
[07:59:08]  What up, dude?
[07:59:08]  How you doing?
[07:59:11]  It's good.
[07:59:11]  It's good.
[07:59:12]  It's your boy Bitch Water here.
[07:59:13]  Bitch Water?
[07:59:14]  Is that what your name is?
[07:59:15]  Bitch Water.
[07:59:17]  Yeah, it's not Bitch Lloyd.
[07:59:18]  It's pretty much Bitch Water.
[07:59:20]  All right, dude.
[07:59:20]  What's up?
[07:59:21]  What's going on?
[07:59:23]  Nothing, man.
[07:59:23]  I mean, I'm enjoying to see all your shows, you know, the ghost shows, Saturday Night Troll show and shit.
[07:59:29]  I've been watching it like, I don't know, maybe like two or three weeks, two, three months ago, but, you know, you're pretty cool.
[07:59:36]  Hey, I appreciate it, dude.
[07:59:38]  You know, I mean, I'm glad that, you know, you're watching.
[07:59:41]  You're chilling here with us.
[07:59:43]  I appreciate it, man.
[07:59:45]  How did you get acquainted with the broadcast, man?
[07:59:49]  Oh, man.
[07:59:50]  It's a long story.
[07:59:51]  Um, I discovered the Buddhism hotline a long time ago.
[07:59:54]  Then later they made their discord and, you know, people talking shit about you.
[07:59:58]  It's like, well, hey, hold on, hold on.
[08:00:00]  They're talking shit about me in the Buddhist chat room.
[08:00:04]  The Buddhism hotline chat room.
[08:00:05]  They're talking shit about me?
[08:00:08]  Uh, well, it's a long time ago, but, you know, people are just showing you like splices and videos like how you were reacting over those, you know, troll calls and shit.
[08:00:20]  Yeah, I get that, but wait a minute.
[08:00:22]  What's more important is the Buddhism chat room, the Buddhism hotline chat room.
[08:00:26]  They're talking shit about me.
[08:00:30]  Man, I don't remember.
[08:00:31]  I'm very.
[08:00:32]  Oh, now you've got a case of amnesia, huh?
[08:00:40]  Guess you could say that.
[08:00:42]  All right, get him out of here.
[08:00:43]  Get him out for Christ's sake.
[08:00:45]  Let me tell you something.
[08:00:46]  I better not ever hear that the Buddhism chat room hotline, or the Buddhism hotline chat room, I should say, is talking shit about me.
[08:00:55]  All right.
[08:00:56]  All right, they better not be talking shit about me.
[08:00:59]  Or, you know, we're, you know, we're going to have some fucking problems.
[08:01:03]  Let's just put it that way.
[08:01:04]  All right.
[08:01:05]  I mean, where I'm not fucking joking around, son of a bitch.
[08:01:10]  How about Pop Monster Anthem Radio Graffiti?
[08:01:14]  Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for a national anthem.
[08:01:35]  All right.
[08:01:36]  Kick this shit out, dude.
[08:01:38]  You know, what the fuck is that supposed to be?
[08:01:41]  I understand it's a national anthem, but what the fuck are you guys doing?
[08:01:44]  You're trying to disrespect my country.
[08:01:46]  Is that it, you fucking piece of crap?
[08:01:50]  Who the hell else?
[08:01:51]  How about America First Radio Graffiti?
[08:01:57]  Fuck you.
[08:01:59]  You're a nigger.
[08:02:01]  What are you saying?
[08:02:05]  We hate niggers on the ghost show.
[08:02:07]  No more black people are around.
[08:02:11]  I mean, dude, I can hear your effeminate voice.
[08:02:13]  I mean, in my opinion, I can legitimately hear the pause hole in your voice.
[08:02:20]  All right.
[08:02:20]  Hi, how you doing?
[08:02:22]  I don't like you.
[08:02:24]  Enward, Enward, Edward, Edward.
[08:02:26]  I mean, give me a fucking break, you fucking fruit bowl.
[08:02:29]  Do we have Rajiv Radio Graffiti?
[08:02:34]  Hey, ghost, how you doing?
[08:02:36]  Hey, what's up, Rajiv?
[08:02:37]  How you doing, man?
[08:02:38]  And by the way, did you hear about this?
[08:02:40]  Did you hear about this shit that the Buddhism hotline chat room is talking shit?
[08:02:45]  And people in the chat room are saying that you're the one talking shit.
[08:02:48]  But, dude, me.
[08:02:49]  Yeah, I just wanted to come on here.
[08:02:51]  There's that one guy who's saying that in the chat.
[08:02:53]  I don't know who the fuck you are.
[08:02:55]  I've been watching the stream so far, and that guy seems to be a little bit of a spug.
[08:02:59]  Whoever you are in the chat, go fuck yourself.
[08:03:01]  All right.
[08:03:02]  I'm not fucking.
[08:03:03]  I ain't disrespecting the big boy here, Ghost.
[08:03:07]  Nobody fucking talks shit about ghosts, all right?
[08:03:08]  Because he speaks facts at this point.
[08:03:11]  Thank you very much.
[08:03:13]  And by the way, people think that you're T-Series, by the way.
[08:03:18]  Oh, yeah, T-Series.
[08:03:19]  Yeah, this fucking scummy company.
[08:03:21]  Don't even get me started.
[08:03:22]  All right.
[08:03:23]  Thank you, Rajiv.
[08:03:24]  You want to give any shout-outs to anybody, man?
[08:03:27]  Shout out to Keemscast if you're still watching.
[08:03:29]  All right, man.
[08:03:30]  Once again, Rajiv, once again, the tech support hotline guy.
[08:03:35]  He's also a member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[08:03:38]  And of course, everybody is fucking, you know, making fun of it.
[08:03:41]  Thank you, come again, and doing all that bullshit.
[08:03:45]  How about anonymous Radio Graffiti?
[08:03:48]  What's up?
[08:03:50]  Good God, everybody say I'm trans satanic where father, son, the holy Satanico.
[08:04:21]  All right, take this satanic back-masking bullshit out.
[08:04:27]  Look, please stop back masking me, dude.
[08:04:30]  Because we actually have people that listen to the broadcast that believe that, you know, I'm satanic or something because of that shit.
[08:04:38]  All right.
[08:04:39]  All right.
[08:04:39]  Who the hell else do we got here?
[08:04:41]  We've got all right.
[08:04:44]  Who else we got here?
[08:04:45]  How about late night delight radio graffiti?
[08:04:49]  Cat boy, or what the hell is his name?
[08:04:51]  What the fuck's this guy's name again?
[08:04:54]  Commi cat radio graffiti.
[08:04:56]  All of you people that are making all these assumptions, I want you all to know that I do intensive research on the gay community.
[08:05:04]  Yes!
[08:05:05]  Assist me!
[08:05:07]  FISH ME PLEASE! AHHHHHH! OH YES! OH YES!
[08:05:16]  I am a fan!
[08:05:26]  You fucking son of a bitch.
[08:05:28]  I did that for the fucking date line, you fucking piece of splicing shit!
[08:05:37]  Fucking piece of fucking shit!
[08:05:41]  Damn it!
[08:05:43]  You see, that's why I'm, you know, I don't even like doing this kind of shit.
[08:05:48]  You know, the whole dateline crap, because I know you fuckers are gonna splice, dude.
[08:05:52]  I know you fuckers are gonna splice, man.
[08:05:55]  And, you know, there you go.
[08:05:56]  There you go.
[08:05:59]  How about in the clan radio graffiti?
[08:06:03]  This is it, ladies and gentlemen.
[08:06:05]  You've made it this far.
[08:06:07]  It's time to get fucking real.
[08:06:09]  No more playing around.
[08:06:11]  This is Moonman.
[08:06:13]  Giving it to you.
[08:06:15]  Straight from the clan.
[08:06:16]  Yo.
[08:06:17]  A yo.
[08:06:18]  Go Moon Man.
[08:06:20]  It's your birthday.
[08:06:21]  Goon Man.
[08:06:22]  You're gone at heart like it's your birthday.
[08:06:24]  Go Moon Man.
[08:06:25]  It's your birthday.
[08:06:26]  Ready to chop Negro heads.
[08:06:28]  Moonman be running from the fists.
[08:06:30]  Come give me a seat, Kyle, and we'll party.
[08:06:32]  Like it's my time.
[08:06:33]  All right.
[08:06:34]  All right.
[08:06:34]  Get Moon Man out of here, dude.
[08:06:36]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[08:06:39]  All right.
[08:06:40]  Just get Moon Man out of here.
[08:06:41]  Who do we got here?
[08:06:42]  How about how about Trump 2020 Radio Graffiti?
[08:06:48]  The Ghost Show community hates black people.
[08:06:50]  We fucking hate niggers.
[08:06:52]  Why don't you talk with a little bit more of a masculated voice?
[08:06:57]  Why don't you talk with a little bit more masculine voice, you fucking fruit bull?
[08:07:01]  I'm a ghana.
[08:07:03]  Yo, fucking idiot.
[08:07:07]  All right.
[08:07:08]  How about 209 Radio Graffiti?
[08:07:12]  Type Cap to ban Captain Autism.
[08:07:17]  Oh, shit, Eric.
[08:07:19]  Look, I don't want any, I don't want any more fucking drama when it comes to that shit.
[08:07:23]  All right, I think everybody understands what's going on.
[08:07:27]  All right.
[08:07:27]  And, you know, if people are still willing to, you know, go that direction, then, you know, that says a lot about them, dude.
[08:07:34]  You know, you know, what can I say?
[08:07:35]  It says a lot about them.
[08:07:38]  How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
[08:07:44]  Hey, how's it going, guys?
[08:07:45]  What's up, dude?
[08:07:48]  Hey, it's Wings of Ghost Sun here, man.
[08:07:51]  Hey, what's going on, man?
[08:07:52]  How you doing?
[08:07:54]  Yeah, good.
[08:07:55]  Enjoying the night.
[08:07:56]  Monday, tomorrow.
[08:07:59]  Great show tonight.
[08:08:01]  Good job with that video.
[08:08:03]  Hey, dude, I know you donated to me a Mark Wines video or Mark Weens video before.
[08:08:10]  I'm actually a big Mark Weens fan.
[08:08:13]  I like to watch his videos.
[08:08:15]  And what I like about him is he's going out there to the countries of origin.
[08:08:21]  And he's eating the food and, you know, not wincing about it.
[08:08:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[08:08:28]  Yeah, 100%, man.
[08:08:32]  Yeah, that's it.
[08:08:33]  Shout out to the Fundadome.
[08:08:35]  And take care.
[08:08:36]  Have a good night.
[08:08:37]  All right.
[08:08:37]  Cheers to you, man.
[08:08:38]  Wings of Ghost Sun.
[08:08:40]  Thank you very much, man.
[08:08:41]  I do appreciate it.
[08:08:43]  All right.
[08:08:44]  I'm going to take a couple more callers here because there's not that many callers to choose from.
[08:08:50]  I mean, everybody is, there's not that many callers here, dude.
[08:08:55]  There is not.
[08:08:56]  MAGA Brony just dropped the diamond and say type fat to ban Captain Autism.
[08:09:01]  We get it, dude.
[08:09:02]  We get it.
[08:09:03]  How about the Chauderettes Radio Graffiti?
[08:09:28]  What, are we going back to the fucking 50s here?
[08:09:32]  Even though I like the 50s.
[08:09:33]  I wish we could go back to the 50s.
[08:09:37]  Let me see.
[08:09:37]  We've only got like two more people here.
[08:09:40]  How about John Tibbetts, Radio Graffiti?
[08:09:47]  Nigger run, nigga flirt, nigga call his turkey to run, run.
[08:09:53]  That it will get you.
[08:09:55]  Run, nigga run, well, you better get away.
[08:09:56]  All right.
[08:09:57]  All right.
[08:09:57]  I'm done.
[08:09:58]  All right.
[08:09:58]  You guys are going to, you know, if you guys are going to be a fucking bunch of racist pieces of shit, get me out of here.
[08:10:05]  All right.
[08:10:06]  Yeah.
[08:10:06]  Goodbye is right.
[08:10:08]  All right.
[08:10:08]  Look, I'm done, dude.
[08:10:09]  All right.
[08:10:11]  I mean, you know, I'm sitting over here trying to tell you, you know, I mean, you know, give me a fucking brony.
[08:10:16]  Give me a fucking brony.
[08:10:18]  Give me a fucking break.
[08:10:19]  The reason I said brony because AzED just dropped the diamond and said, type MAG to remind MAGA Brony.
[08:10:26]  Everyone hates him.
[08:10:27]  So that's.
[08:10:29]  All right, dude.
[08:10:30]  Anyway, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[08:10:32]  All right.
[08:10:32]  I've been on here for eight hours.
[08:10:35]  And I want to be completely honest, man.
[08:10:38]  It's five, what is this?
[08:10:39]  About 5, 10, 5.15 in the morning.
[08:10:42]  Fuck you people.
[08:10:43]  I'm not a fucking brony.
[08:10:44]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[08:10:46]  I would never be a brony.
[08:10:48]  All right.
[08:10:49]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[08:10:52]  I've spent enough time on here.

=== Tekken 2 Anime Gameplay Mentioned (09:48) ===

[08:10:54]  I'm giving you guys a Saturday.
[08:10:56]  I've been on for over eight fucking hours.
[08:11:00]  I'm going to go ahead and get the fuck out of here, dude.
[08:11:03]  All right.
[08:11:03]  I mean, I will be back this Tuesday.
[08:11:07]  And I want to be honest with you.
[08:11:09]  I've been listening to the old broadcasts.
[08:11:12]  And what I've not appreciated is the fact that you can still hear these crotch rocket motherfuckers in the background.
[08:11:19]  So what I'm going to do on next Saturday, and unfortunately, I'm not going to be here next Saturday, okay?
[08:11:26]  And the reason I'm not going to be here next Saturday is because I want to move the office or actually where I broadcast to another part of the fucking room or another room in general completely, I should say, to try to like, you know, go ahead and just eliminate the whole crotch rockets in the background, dude.
[08:11:47]  So Saturday, I'm literally going to be moving around the house because I set up my whole fucking studio in this room and I don't like how the fuck we can still hear crotch rockets.
[08:11:58]  I don't want any more crotch rockets hurting the background.
[08:12:03]  So what I'm going to do Saturday, I will be here Tuesday and Thursday.
[08:12:08]  What I'm going to do Saturday is try to move it around and, you know, get back to get back to normal without hearing all the fucking idiots in the background and shit.
[08:12:18]  Yeah, your house is shit.
[08:12:20]  Fuck you, dude.
[08:12:21]  All right.
[08:12:22]  Fuck you.
[08:12:24]  Anyway, I am going to get the hell out of here, dude.
[08:12:27]  I really do appreciate everybody chilling here with me to do the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[08:12:33]  We did some great internet tomfoolery, to say the least.
[08:12:36]  We also played a bunch of videos, etc.
[08:12:40]  So we did a lot of stuff.
[08:12:41]  We did two radio graffitis, by the way.
[08:12:45]  And before I go, I guess I should do a little bit of, I guess a little bit of some, I guess I should fill the I should fill the goddamn treasure chest with a little bit of lemons, I guess, right?
[08:13:03]  I guess I should do that.
[08:13:05]  So let's go ahead and put a 1,500 lemons in the treasure chest.
[08:13:09]  All right, here it is.
[08:13:10]  1,500 lemons being put in right now.
[08:13:14]  There it is.
[08:13:15]  All right.
[08:13:16]  And total right now, we've got 1.6K lemons in the treasure chest.
[08:13:21]  All right.
[08:13:22]  And once again, dude, I really do appreciate everybody being here with me on a Saturday night.
[08:13:27]  I know everybody goes out on a Saturday night.
[08:13:28]  There's a bunch of shit to do.
[08:13:31]  And you guys are chilling here with me.
[08:13:32]  And I really do appreciate it.
[08:13:34]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[08:13:36]  So cheers to everybody out there.
[08:13:38]  And by the way, before I open up the treasure chest, let me take another shot.
[08:13:43]  All right.
[08:13:43]  This is another shot taken night, to be honest with you.
[08:13:47]  I already did Glenn Levin.
[08:13:49]  I already did Bel Vinny.
[08:13:51]  What do I got here?
[08:13:52]  I've got a little bit of fucking monkey shoulder.
[08:13:55]  I got some.
[08:13:56]  Look, I got one more shot of green label.
[08:13:59]  Okay.
[08:14:00]  Johnny Walker green label.
[08:14:02]  What is this?
[08:14:02]  Field of local live hall mental payment.
[08:14:06]  Presidential debates, will you commentate this Tuesday?
[08:14:10]  Absolutely.
[08:14:11]  I'm going to be here.
[08:14:12]  As a matter of fact, on Tuesday, I think the debates may come on 30 minutes before I traditionally come on, which I think is 8.30.
[08:14:24]  What I'm going to do is try to be here and be able to do a little bit of preamble before the debates, and then we can watch them.
[08:14:32]  And we can chill and have a discussion about it, dude.
[08:14:37]  Go show this Tuesday.
[08:14:41]  There's the green label.
[08:14:43]  ghost show this tuesday and please let everybody know we are going to have not only a little bit of commentary between the uh shit but we're also gonna she's my daughter Oh, Jesus.
[08:14:53]  Here's Ghost Trans Missing Waifu.
[08:14:56]  We're also going to have a little bit of a debate.
[08:14:58]  Have a little bit of a talk.
[08:15:00]  You know, a little bit of a talk here.
[08:15:02]  My waifu, Kanamitsu, is back.
[08:15:04]  Kanamitsu?
[08:15:05]  What the fuck is that, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu?
[08:15:09]  All right, before I open up the treasure chest, let's see what Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu and what is this unparalleled aesthetics?
[08:15:17]  Oh my god!
[08:15:18]  Would you take one last hit for me tonight and the boys and have a good night?
[08:15:22]  Cheers, of course.
[08:15:23]  Let me do that.
[08:15:24]  Hold on.
[08:15:25]  I'll do that after.
[08:15:26]  Let me do that now before I forget, dude.
[08:15:28]  I'm a little fucked up and shit.
[08:15:30]  So, well, not fucked up, but I'm a little buzzed and I may forget about it.
[08:15:33]  I'm not fucked.
[08:15:33]  I'm not drunk.
[08:15:35]  Even though I've drank copious amounts of alcohol.
[08:15:37]  That's why I keep telling you, dude.
[08:15:38]  I have a pretty good tolerance.
[08:15:40]  But this one goes out to unparalleled aesthetics.
[08:15:43]  Here it is.
[08:15:44]  Cheers, baby.
[08:15:45]  Cheers.
[08:15:46]  All right.
[08:15:50]  That's what I'm talking about, dude.
[08:15:53]  Gotta hold it in.
[08:15:53]  Let it hit the brain, baby.
[08:15:56]  Hold it in.
[08:15:57]  Let it hit the brain.
[08:16:02]  All right.
[08:16:03]  All right.
[08:16:03]  Let's go ahead and get to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu's video.
[08:16:08]  All right.
[08:16:09]  And see what Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu has in store for us here.
[08:16:13]  We're just about to open up the treasure chest, but we can wait on it because we just got another dono.
[08:16:21]  Put on Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu's video.
[08:16:24]  Put the PC shot on.
[08:16:26]  What is this?
[08:16:27]  Taken 7.
[08:16:29]  Taken 7.
[08:16:32]  Oh, man.
[08:16:37]  Oh, man.
[08:16:39]  This is what drew me to PlayStation 1 was Taken 2, by the way.
[08:16:47]  This is why I even played PlayStation 1 was because of Tekken 2.
[08:16:54]  Or Taken, whatever.
[08:16:55]  Fuck all of you, dude.
[08:16:56]  I'm fucking a little inebriated.
[08:16:59]  All right?
[08:17:00]  I'm a little inebriated up in here, you fucking piece of shit.
[08:17:04]  Jesus Christ.
[08:17:05]  Take it to Wait hold on Is that a black woman?
[08:17:15]  Was that a black woman?
[08:17:18]  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
[08:17:20]  I don't just.
[08:17:24]  It is a black guy.
[08:17:31]  And what is this?
[08:17:32]  What is this supposed to be?
[08:17:33]  A tranny?
[08:17:38]  What the hell is that about, huh?
[08:17:44]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[08:17:49]  I don't remember this shit in Tekken 2, dude.
[08:17:52]  I don't remember like Squid Girl or any of that, you know, black woman.
[08:17:57]  I don't remember some bitch in a cat fucking mask playing a flute.
[08:18:01]  I don't remember any of this.
[08:18:06]  I don't remember any of this.
[08:18:08]  Oh my god.
[08:18:19]  Is this what happened to Tekken 2?
[08:18:23]  He turned into some anime bullshit.
[08:18:26]  Isn't what happened to Tekken, Taken 2?
[08:18:30]  Oh my god.
[08:18:52]  Is this actual gameplay?
[08:18:54]  Because you can barely see shit.
[08:18:55]  Is this gameplay?
[08:18:58]  Is this actual gameplay?
[08:19:10]  Tekken 2 was not always anime, dude.
[08:19:13]  It was not always anime.
[08:19:14]  Shut the f**k up.
[08:19:28]  And what is this?
[08:19:34]  New character, Kunu Michu.
[08:19:38]  I couldn't emit to this game, you gotta, you gotta like fucking, you gotta like, play enough game to like, unlock this, oh, gra- Great.
[08:19:49]  And here's this, like, squid shit.
[08:19:52]  All right, that's great.
[08:19:57]  I mean, look, Tekken 2 was good.
[08:20:00]  I mean, that's why I played...
[08:20:01]  I did it, mother.
[08:20:05]  And more feminist propaganda.
[08:20:09]  More feminist propaganda.
[08:20:11]  All right, get this shit out of here, man.
[08:20:13]  I can't believe the metamorphosis that I've seen with Tekken 2 and this.
[08:20:20]  And hey, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, I do appreciate you donating that because I used to like Tekken 2.
[08:20:27]  I'm not even kidding.
[08:20:29]  That's what drew me in to fucking play the PlayStation 1, the first one, dude.
[08:20:39]  Tekken was always anime.
[08:20:41]  All right, go fuck yourselves, dude.

=== Treasure Chest Lemons Distributed (02:24) ===

[08:20:42]  All right.
[08:20:43]  I'm done.
[08:20:44]  I'm done with this.
[08:20:45]  As a matter of fact, let me take one more shot here before I actually open up the treasure chest.
[08:20:51]  All right.
[08:20:52]  So once again, I do want to say, all right, father, son, and the Holy Ghost, fucking piece of shit, fucking Democrats and liberals and leftists we hate the most, baby.
[08:21:07]  Cheers, baby.
[08:21:08]  Cheers.
[08:21:12]  Good stuff, dude.
[08:21:14]  Good fucking stuff.
[08:21:15]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[08:21:18]  Let me go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
[08:21:20]  And what I'm going to do is I'm going to open up the treasure chest.
[08:21:25]  And once I do that, it's going to distribute the 1.6k lemons that are in the treasure chest.
[08:21:31]  And if you could please let us know how many lemons that you get in the chat room.
[08:21:37]  And I'd be more than happy to let you know how many lemons have been distributed to the top five lemon getters.
[08:21:44]  All right.
[08:21:45]  So let's go ahead and do this.
[08:21:47]  Is everybody ready?
[08:21:49]  1.6k lemons in the treasure chest.
[08:21:52]  And we're going to open it here in five, four, three, two, one.
[08:22:02]  Let's go ahead and open up the treasure chest right now.
[08:22:07]  Go ahead and open up the treasure chest.
[08:22:09]  All right.
[08:22:10]  Once again, if you could please let us know how many lemons you got in the chat room.
[08:22:15]  And I will go ahead and let you know how many lemons have been distributed to the top five lemon getters.
[08:22:20]  All right.
[08:22:21]  What a show tonight.
[08:22:22]  If you did not hear us in the second hour when we called the dateline, I would strongly advise you to go into the archive and take a look at it because it was hilarious.
[08:22:37]  It was funny to say the least.
[08:22:39]  And I'd like everybody to go out there and take a look at it if you can.
[08:22:43]  All right, here it is.
[08:22:45]  We've got Texan Philly Bird with 192 lemons, okay?
[08:22:49]  We've got my homie Tony, whoever the hell that is, 110 lemons.
[08:22:55]  Harry Seldon with 80 lemons.
[08:22:58]  Paul Penno Denino with 64 lemons.
[08:23:02]  And Scrotum T. Baggins with 53 lemons.

=== Forty Saturdays Anniversary Celebrated (01:24) ===

[08:23:07]  Okay.
[08:23:08]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank you all for tuning in with me on this 40th Saturday Night Troll Show.
[08:23:16]  And that just goes to show you here within the past year and a half, I have spent 40 Saturdays with each and every one of you, dude.
[08:23:25]  So I do want to say, not only do I hope that you appreciate it, but I thank you for listening to me, to say the least, okay?
[08:23:34]  Anyway, cheers to you all out there.
[08:23:37]  I will be here this Tuesday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[08:23:44]  And I'm getting the fuck out of here, dude.
[08:23:46]  All right.
[08:23:46]  I'm going to wake up Mrs. Ghost and say, hey, steak, chicken wings, butter noodles, do it now.
[08:23:54]  And, you know, that's why I love her.
[08:23:56]  That's why I'm with her.
[08:23:57]  That's why, you know, I'm so faithful to her.
[08:23:59]  She'll do it.
[08:24:01]  All right, dude.
[08:24:02]  Anyway, I am out of here.
[08:24:05]  I am out of here.
[08:24:08]  I am out.
[08:24:10]  And by the way, somebody asked me to do this.
[08:24:13]  Somebody asked me to do this.
[08:24:14]  All right, to end it with this.
[08:24:16]  Death to feminism.
[08:24:20]  Death to socialism.
[08:24:24]  And death, death, death to communism.
[08:24:29]  I'm out of here.
[08:24:32]  Woo!