True Capitalist Radio - Saturday Night Troll Show 27
Aired: 2021-07-08
Duration: 05:06:47


=== Only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day (06:33) ===

[00:01:28]  Well, my God, look who it is.
[00:01:33]  Another episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 27.
[00:01:39]  It's the leap year day.
[00:01:42]  So you know what that means, baby.
[00:01:44]  It's a celebration time.
[00:01:46]  And what better way to celebrate than only use me blade appreciation day?
[00:01:53]  Only use me blade appreciation day.
[00:01:56]  We're going to talk about that here in just a second.
[00:01:58]  Once again, this is leap day.
[00:02:01]  And what's going on to the boy Jake dropping diamonds?
[00:02:04]  Let's get hype, fellow trolls GX.
[00:02:08]  You're damn right, folks.
[00:02:10]  What's going on?
[00:02:10]  Make sure to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know, let them all know that we are in effect and in the house Saturday night.
[00:02:24]  Saturday night.
[00:02:26]  Saturday night.
[00:02:29]  Troll Show.
[00:02:35]  You're goddamn right.
[00:02:37]  Leap year, troll show, episode 27.
[00:02:41]  Spread it around the internet.
[00:02:43]  Spread it around the world.
[00:02:46]  Goddamn right.
[00:02:47]  You goddamn right.
[00:02:49]  We're doing it.
[00:02:50]  We're doing it.
[00:02:51]  We're doing it tonight.
[00:02:56]  I hope you know that I'm hyped.
[00:02:58]  And I hope that all you people that were placing bets against me, all you people that were placing bets against me not showing up tonight, I am here.
[00:03:07]  So cheers to that, baby.
[00:03:09]  All right.
[00:03:10]  All right.
[00:03:10]  We are without the engineer tonight.
[00:03:13]  I'm playing it solo tonight.
[00:03:15]  So it's just me at the helm here.
[00:03:18]  So let me go ahead and phase out this music.
[00:03:21]  And let's go ahead and get on with the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
[00:03:25]  What is going on to everybody out there who's listening out there in internet land, baby?
[00:03:30]  We are live once again.
[00:03:32]  Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:03:34]  This is a leap day, meaning this day will not happen again for another four years.
[00:03:40]  Oh, great.
[00:03:41]  Oh, what now?
[00:03:43]  Me, Jermith the Gay Frog, Crippler's Dirty Wheelchair.
[00:03:50]  I show up.
[00:03:53]  Yes, I owe some people 20 bucks.
[00:03:55]  You're goddamn right.
[00:03:56]  You owe somebody something, baby.
[00:03:59]  And by the way, we've got alerts.
[00:04:01]  We've got blade alerts.
[00:04:06]  We've got blade alerts for blade appreciation day.
[00:04:10]  And by the way.
[00:04:11]  Here's one for the trolls.
[00:04:12]  Cheers, Trump.
[00:04:13]  All right, we're going to get to the $20.20 bucker in just a second.
[00:04:17]  All right, hold on.
[00:04:18]  Calm down.
[00:04:20]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:21]  I don't condone what the hell this damn racist son of a bitch just said.
[00:04:25]  But we have Blade Appreciation Day alerts hidden throughout.
[00:04:32]  So as you can see, the $20.20 bucker is the infamous psychotic.
[00:04:36]  Have you ever been raped?
[00:04:38]  No.
[00:04:39]  Well, you should be that blade.
[00:04:43]  And we got a whole bunch of other blades, you know, hiding around here.
[00:04:47]  Anyway, the reason I say Blade Appreciation Day today is because Jesus.
[00:04:56]  No.
[00:04:59]  I mean, there's Blade right there.
[00:05:01]  Yet another musical masterpiece.
[00:05:03]  All right, listen, we're going to get to the $20 and 20 buckers in just a second, okay?
[00:05:07]  I want to reiterate that the reason that we have a Blade Appreciation Day is because this day only comes around every four years, okay?
[00:05:15]  So if we make today officially Only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day, this means that he's still alive.
[00:05:23]  He's still with us.
[00:05:25]  And look, there's Shark Attack.
[00:05:26]  What's going on to Shark Attack?
[00:05:28]  Hey, ghost.
[00:05:29]  During the pre-show, your fans agreed that we would like you to do stream raids before video Donnos.
[00:05:34]  Oh, stream raids.
[00:05:35]  Otherwise, by the time you get to them, no one is on, and it is lame.
[00:05:39]  Please.
[00:05:39]  All right, well, who do you want to raid?
[00:05:42]  Who do you want to raid?
[00:05:43]  I mean, first of all, look, we have to give a little appreciation to Only Use Me Blade out here.
[00:05:49]  And the reason is, folks, is because I am on IP2 Network, folks.
[00:05:54]  As a matter of fact, I just started right now, so don't judge me when I post the PC shot.
[00:06:00]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:06:02]  As you can see, folks, we are on the IP2 network.
[00:06:06]  And typically on the IP2 network, whenever Only Use Me Blade is, whenever he is, whenever he's streaming, he's on top.
[00:06:14]  All right, whenever he's streaming and he's on top.
[00:06:16]  So, you know, we got to give him a little bit of commemoration.
[00:06:19]  And by the way, the Noble Savage just donated a Ninja Genie, dropping them lemons on everybody.
[00:06:25]  And he just said, GX and welcome to the troll show, motherfuckers.
[00:06:29]  You're goddamn right.
[00:06:30]  Anyway, folks, once again, Only Use Me Blade appreciation.
[00:06:34]  And to commemorate Only Use Me Blade, we've got him at his finest in a few of these alerts out here.
[00:06:41]  So if you happen to, you know, donate a few, you'll see a few alerts of his in here.
[00:06:46]  So anyway, cheers to Only Use Me Blade out there.
[00:06:50]  Stay alive for the next Only Use Me Blade Day, which February 29th.
[00:06:55]  Oh, Christ.
[00:06:59]  Here we go.
[00:07:01]  You should be.
[00:07:04]  EY Yo, this is my fave scene from this movie.
[00:07:07]  Okay, listen, we're going to get to the $20.20 buckers in just a second, okay?
[00:07:12]  We've got people in here wanting me to raid folks, and we're going to raid folks in just a second, but I just wanted to sit here and just give props to the IP2, props to Blade.
[00:07:24]  And listen, this is why this day must be Only Use Me Blade Day, because he has to live another four years to celebrate it again.
[00:07:31]  So, Blade, simping an easy, keep simping.
[00:07:37]  Make sure you're getting healthy, man.
[00:07:38]  Make sure you're getting all the vitamins and nutrients necessary so that we can at least, you know, weaken and burning your ass in the next one, which will be four years from now.
[00:07:49]  And we can, you know, at least, you know, prop you up, maybe, you know, you know, do some kind of puppetry with your corpse and, you know, have old audio clips of fire sales and fucking dude.
[00:07:59]  You're a whore.
[00:08:01]  You're a whore.

=== Bernie Bros Face Disappointment (03:33) ===

[00:08:02]  Local live whore.
[00:08:03]  Hey, what is this?
[00:08:04]  Play my clip, you sin.
[00:08:06]  Play my fucking clip.
[00:08:07]  Hey, hey, hey, hold your ass, okay?
[00:08:10]  Hold your ass.
[00:08:12]  We're going to go ahead and do that for Christ's sake.
[00:08:14]  What is this?
[00:08:15]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:16]  New shots of Blade's Toe Discretion.
[00:08:18]  Oh, dude, I'm not showing the toe.
[00:08:20]  There's already a goddamn emoji sticker in the chat room for the toe, for heaven's sake.
[00:08:27]  And Bernie got cucked.
[00:08:29]  Black people cuck Bernie again.
[00:08:31]  Oh, y'all are talking about the South Carolina primaries.
[00:08:36]  South Carolina primaries.
[00:08:38]  Hey, Ghost, how do you feel about the Democratic race so far?
[00:08:41]  I think that it's going perfectly.
[00:08:44]  The Democrats are ripping each other apart.
[00:08:46]  Okay, once these Bernie bros get pissed in their cereal and realize that the Democrats don't even want Bernie, they're doing whatever it takes to try to manipulate the whole primary system.
[00:08:58]  And even if Bernie wins the primary and caucus system, you've already got the superdelegates swearing that they will not vote for Bernie at the convention.
[00:09:07]  So I'm loving it.
[00:09:08]  I'm loving it.
[00:09:10]  Oh, no.
[00:09:10]  Oh, God.
[00:09:11]  Christ.
[00:09:12]  Here we go with these dodos.
[00:09:14]  All right.
[00:09:14]  We go with these dodos.
[00:09:17]  Anyway, once again, if y'all haven't heard, I don't mean to be mixing politics with the Saturday Night Troll show, but unfortunately, Joe, having a goddamn, you know, brain fry every five seconds, Biden has won, hands down, the South Carolina ticket.
[00:09:36]  And I find it ironic that he depended.
[00:09:39]  A white old pasty man from Delaware depended and they pulled through the blacks in South Carolina when does anybody remember that during the first eras of the primaries of the Democrat race in 2008 that Biden made some kind of racial type of comments to Barack Obama?
[00:09:59]  Does anybody remember that?
[00:10:01]  Anyway, I'm just saying, I don't know if everybody forgot about that.
[00:10:05]  I find it convenient.
[00:10:06]  You know, you got Joe Biden, you know, saying racial slurs to Obama back in 2008 during the primary.
[00:10:14]  And all of a sudden, we're just supposed to forget about it.
[00:10:17]  Anyway, folks, regardless, today, hands down, Joe Biden won the South Carolina primary.
[00:10:23]  And now people are saying that this is an open race.
[00:10:26]  And if you want my opinion, I'm loving the damn Democrats destroying themselves.
[00:10:31]  I'm telling you, you Bernie Bros, or you're setting yourself up for disappointment.
[00:10:36]  Oh, crap, here's Blade.
[00:10:37]  I got to get used to this.
[00:10:39]  I got to get used to this, man.
[00:10:44]  His face scares the shit out of me.
[00:10:46]  And by the way, Communist for Trump just wanted me to look at some kind of video.
[00:10:50]  But as I was stating, folks, beautiful, beautiful.
[00:10:55]  The Democrats are doing exactly what we want.
[00:10:58]  And I'm telling you, Bernie Bros, he's not going to be on the ticket.
[00:11:01]  I mean, this man is a 78-year-old man, first of all.
[00:11:05]  He just had a heart attack.
[00:11:07]  And as a result, he's refused to release his medical records, right?
[00:11:11]  So that means you could literally go behind this man and go, ah!
[00:11:16]  And scare the shit out of him.
[00:11:17]  And he could potentially drop dead.
[00:11:20]  I mean, that's how frail this man is.
[00:11:23]  And you dumbasses think that this old prostate-infected have to wake up seven times to take a piss a night, son of a bitch, is going to lead you to the so-called socialist promised land?
[00:11:33]  You think that this old man is some kind of a revolutionary?

=== White Nationalist Cat Lady Shit (14:55) ===

[00:11:36]  Give me a goddamn break.
[00:11:38]  Give me a damn break.
[00:11:39]  Now, look, I'm going to do a couple of $20, $20 because we got new people that are like, come on, dude, I wanted the video.
[00:11:47]  Wow, so look, don't donate any videos, okay?
[00:11:50]  We're gonna do this really quick.
[00:11:51]  It's Blade Appreciation Day.
[00:11:53]  Once again, we are celebrating Blade Appreciation Day on leap day.
[00:11:57]  We will not see this day again for another four years.
[00:12:00]  So that means that Blade has to take care of himself so that he can be with us so we can be here to celebrate Blade Appreciation Day in the next four years on February 29th.
[00:12:11]  All right.
[00:12:12]  Now, nobody do any donos, okay?
[00:12:13]  You're going to be ruining it for everybody.
[00:12:15]  So let's go ahead and go to white power.
[00:12:18]  Is this a fucking real dono?
[00:12:20]  White Power Ranger.
[00:12:22]  I'm not too, look, I'm not too crazy about white nationalists, okay?
[00:12:25]  Anyway, hey, ghost, hope you're having a great show.
[00:12:28]  Do the Oy Vay.
[00:12:29]  Here's one for the trolls.
[00:12:31]  Sheers 2020.
[00:12:32]  Oh, Christ.
[00:12:34]  What, Todd Squee Castle?
[00:12:37]  Are we doing?
[00:12:38]  What are we doing here?
[00:12:40]  Hello, Ghost.
[00:12:41]  Time for some more industrial rock.
[00:12:43]  Are y'all are going to turn me into a jukebox tonight?
[00:12:45]  Because that's what all these trolls say that I am now.
[00:12:48]  Oh, look, it's Saturday Night Jukebox with old ghost over here.
[00:12:52]  Yeah, that's what we want to.
[00:12:53]  That's what we want to see.
[00:12:55]  Huh?
[00:12:56]  Yeah, that's great.
[00:12:56]  And hold on just a second.
[00:12:58]  Wait a minute.
[00:12:59]  Hold on, White Power Ranger.
[00:13:01]  I got to vet this fucking video because it looks like you probably put on some sick, disgusting, demented garbage.
[00:13:09]  All right, so let me let me make sure that there isn't some kind of sick, demented, perverted, you know, because I'm not going to play it, okay?
[00:13:20]  I'm not, I mean, if it's if it's some sick, demented, you know, a prolapsed anus taking a crap, which has unfortunately been done on this broadcast, if it's a snake coming out of an asshole, which unfortunately has been done because some idiot decided to go ahead and creep that into a damn, I hope that's not it.
[00:13:42]  All right, I hope that's not it for Christ's sake.
[00:13:44]  So just you see, Mrs. Ghost is in the other room and she's already getting sick me describing this shit.
[00:13:51]  All right, so anyway, let's go ahead.
[00:13:53]  Look, now all of a sudden, everybody wants me to show it.
[00:13:56]  All right.
[00:13:56]  Now all of you dumb troll sons of bitches that are flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard in the chat room are all of a sudden now wanting me to show it.
[00:14:05]  All right.
[00:14:06]  Yeah, fuck you.
[00:14:06]  You see that?
[00:14:07]  You want nothing but the worst for the ghost.
[00:14:10]  And that's sad.
[00:14:10]  We're celebrating here, man.
[00:14:12]  It's fucking only use me blade appreciation day, you fucking sons of bitches.
[00:14:17]  All right.
[00:14:18]  Matter of fact, I should be doing fire sales right now.
[00:14:20]  I'm not going to do fire sales, dude.
[00:14:21]  I'm just joking.
[00:14:22]  Anyway, the white power ranger.
[00:14:26]  Look, I'm not a white nationalist, folks.
[00:14:28]  I know that D-Live is like the, it's the home for the white nationalist.
[00:14:32]  I'm not a white nationalist, okay?
[00:14:34]  Because most, if not all, the white nationalists that are online are a bunch of slovenly, disgusting, in-cell, neckbeard, forever alones that are just pissed off because fine-ass, blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches don't want to fuck them.
[00:14:51]  And, you know, I keep telling you, white nationalists, you want me to give you the solution so that the white race can live on?
[00:14:58]  It's very simple.
[00:14:58]  It's as easy as this.
[00:15:00]  Take notes.
[00:15:01]  You don't even need a one-pager, okay?
[00:15:04]  All you've got to do, white nationalists, all you white LARPers, you white nationalist LARPers, okay?
[00:15:11]  Go find yourself a white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed bimbo.
[00:15:15]  All right.
[00:15:16]  Ejaculated her uterus.
[00:15:19]  Nine months later, a baby comes out and the white race lives on.
[00:15:24]  The white race lives on.
[00:15:26]  I mean, who would have thought?
[00:15:27]  And what's up to Brooke412?
[00:15:29]  Happy Saturday.
[00:15:30]  Cheers to the diamond.
[00:15:33]  Engineers pick.
[00:15:35]  Don't do this, dude.
[00:15:36]  Not enough.
[00:15:37]  No, come on, man.
[00:15:42]  Engineer's pick.
[00:15:43]  Oh, that's.
[00:15:44]  All right, dude.
[00:15:45]  Stop piling them up.
[00:15:47]  All right.
[00:15:48]  Stop piling them up.
[00:15:50]  And that's the problem.
[00:15:51]  Most of you white nationalists are banging like fucking Asian and Latinas.
[00:15:56]  Or, you know, in some cases, like that fucking idiot that fucking had that podcast, The Daily Showa, his wife was Jewish.
[00:16:04]  You know what the hell is his name?
[00:16:05]  Mike, Mike, suck my cock or whatever the hell his name was.
[00:16:09]  His wife was Jewish, saying, You know what you should do, honey?
[00:16:12]  You should continue to go out there and call your podcast the Daily Showa and continue to tell these white people to give you the shekels because that's what it's all about so we can live great.
[00:16:23]  All right, give me a break.
[00:16:24]  Yeah, Mike, Mike McCock or whatever the fuck his name is.
[00:16:28]  All right.
[00:16:29]  All these white nationalist LARPers are fake pieces of trash.
[00:16:34]  And that includes these people that are on D-Live.
[00:16:37]  I don't want to name them personally.
[00:16:39]  All right.
[00:16:40]  Especially the Mexican that thinks that he's leading some kind of white nationalist incel movement.
[00:16:46]  All right.
[00:16:47]  Enough.
[00:16:50]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[00:16:51]  I don't mean to be talking bad against any other D-livers on here, but I'm not a fan of white nationalism, okay?
[00:16:59]  Because it's very easy to live the white race on.
[00:17:03]  And how you do that is just by banging white bitches, you know, banging blonde-haired, blue-eyed white bitches.
[00:17:09]  Nine months later, the white race lives on, baby.
[00:17:13]  I mean, good God.
[00:17:15]  What's up?
[00:17:16]  Only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day.
[00:17:22]  You can play this when you like.
[00:17:23]  All right, thank you, dude.
[00:17:24]  All right.
[00:17:25]  I'm going to play a few of these.
[00:17:26]  I'm going to play a few of these, okay?
[00:17:28]  Anyway, this one once again was requested by somebody by the name of a white power ranger.
[00:17:34]  All right, now I'm going to keep my eye on the button on this one because I don't like this, dude.
[00:17:38]  I don't like this one bit.
[00:17:39]  Everybody ready?
[00:17:40]  All right, here it is.
[00:17:46]  He's putting his name on it.
[00:17:47]  Whoever the hell this guy is putting his name on it.
[00:17:54]  What?
[00:17:54]  Reactions like everyone.
[00:17:59]  Oh, no.
[00:18:00]  Dude, hold on.
[00:18:02]  Pause this.
[00:18:02]  Anybody who does this, the whole two girls one day, that was like a fucking meme back like 15 years ago.
[00:18:09]  Whoever still does this, you're a sick fucking person.
[00:18:12]  You know that?
[00:18:13]  You're a sick piece of trash.
[00:18:15]  And I'm telling you all right now, you should literally be fucking, you know, thrown away in a damn dumpster.
[00:18:21]  You should have been a prom night dumpster baby.
[00:18:24]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:18:25]  If you get any kind of gratification in showing somebody that goddamn ridiculous, disgusting, filthy fucking pornography, which involves feces, mind you.
[00:18:37]  Thank God if you have not watched it, but if you're still doing this, you're a piece of shit.
[00:18:43]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:46]  Hambone music.
[00:18:51]  I'm not even joking.
[00:18:54]  I mean, this is horrible.
[00:18:57]  This is horrible.
[00:19:02]  What the hell is this?
[00:19:04]  And we want to warn you.
[00:19:05]  Hold on.
[00:19:07]  Excuse me.
[00:19:07]  I'm sorry.
[00:19:08]  I had to pause it.
[00:19:08]  All right.
[00:19:09]  Isn't it also rather a coincidence that all these white nationalists are cat people?
[00:19:16]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[00:19:17]  Every white nationalist, fucking that stupid idiot, baked Alaska had a stupid fucking cat.
[00:19:23]  That fucking, what was that?
[00:19:25]  That fucking 4'8, a 90-pounder, what the fuck is his name?
[00:19:28]  Bald-headed Anglin had a fucking cat.
[00:19:30]  Didn't they all have fucking cats?
[00:19:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:19:35]  What I want, what is it?
[00:19:36]  What?
[00:19:36]  Nurse Jessica, this stupid troll.
[00:19:39]  You need to take a break from your white power show.
[00:19:43]  Don't run a white power show.
[00:19:45]  Are you kidding me?
[00:19:46]  It can upset your stomach, give you acid reflux, you risk for heart attack, and even increases chances of type 2 diabetes.
[00:19:53]  Nah, I'm not.
[00:19:54]  I don't have diabetes, all right?
[00:19:56]  I tell you that right now, okay?
[00:19:57]  Uh, but you know, maybe my cardiovascular ain't the best, but you know what?
[00:20:02]  Hey, I ain't trying to live forever, baby.
[00:20:04]  All right, I have the freedom to be able to do what I want to do while the freedom is still here.
[00:20:08]  All right, so play the rest of this fucking white nationalist cat lady shit.
[00:20:13]  This next story, it is very graphic.
[00:20:15]  What is arrested a 23-year-old Las Vegas woman for having sex out in the open with a pit bull?
[00:20:22]  Dude, are you kidding?
[00:20:23]  Oh, yeah, look at this methane.
[00:20:25]  She was obviously on methamphetamine.
[00:20:28]  Oh my god, look at the mess source on North 16th could see what was happening and they called police.
[00:20:34]  Officers think she was under the influence.
[00:20:37]  Why are you compiling this?
[00:20:40]  White Power Ranger, why are you compiling this bullshit?
[00:20:44]  Amber Fox, a North Carolina woman, is accused of having sex with dogs while hold on.
[00:20:50]  Pause this shit.
[00:20:51]  Hey, hold on, hold on.
[00:20:53]  Wait a minute.
[00:20:54]  Right when I talk shit about cats, you notice this?
[00:20:58]  I have never seen this video.
[00:21:00]  I've never seen this video.
[00:21:01]  I don't even know who the fuck White Power Ranger is.
[00:21:04]  But right when I talk about cats, all of a sudden this guy's got a fucking clip or an area in his video, shit talking dogs about, man, I'm not going to bring a dog into my house.
[00:21:15]  My woman's going to start fucking it.
[00:21:17]  Are you kidding me?
[00:21:18]  You seen them dog schlongs?
[00:21:20]  I got me an only use-me-blade schlong.
[00:21:23]  Are you kidding me?
[00:21:24]  I mean, do you understand this?
[00:21:26]  Why is this cat dog, you know, hatred being expressed in this so-called white power rangers video?
[00:21:34]  What did I, what did I tell?
[00:21:36]  I've never seen this.
[00:21:37]  I've never seen this.
[00:21:39]  But I paused it and I said, what, is it with these white nationalists and them being cat ladies?
[00:21:45]  And then he's just play.
[00:21:47]  Play the rest of this shit.
[00:21:48]  Ruben Chance James Fox films them.
[00:21:51]  Here are the mug shops of the couple.
[00:21:53]  We didn't get video of the doggy porn god.
[00:21:57]  The couple of this fruiter.
[00:21:59]  According to police.
[00:22:00]  Hey, look at this.
[00:22:01]  Look at this, bro.
[00:22:01]  It looks like she's just finally got satisfied by the great Dane that fucking mounted her or whatever.
[00:22:05]  Oh, pit bull, whatever the fuck it was.
[00:22:07]  Good God.
[00:22:08]  Charges of bestiality, conspiracy, and disseminating obscene materials.
[00:22:12]  Amber Fox faces an additional charge of soliciting.
[00:22:18]  Oh my god, wait.
[00:22:19]  Oh, that's fucked up.
[00:22:20]  She had blackface.
[00:22:22]  The white dog attacked her.
[00:22:23]  Give me a, dude, give me a break, you white nationalist.
[00:22:27]  This is fucking horrible.
[00:22:28]  That's fucking horrible, dude.
[00:22:32]  So, uh, what were you saying about those horses?
[00:22:35]  Well, I hear they come gallons.
[00:22:37]  Like, oh, my God, no.
[00:22:41]  No.
[00:22:43]  No.
[00:22:44]  They're really huge.
[00:22:46]  And I just said they come gallons.
[00:22:48]  And I think it'll be great.
[00:22:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:22:51]  No.
[00:22:54]  Donkey Semen.
[00:22:59]  Let me tell you something, man.
[00:23:00]  Pause this.
[00:23:01]  Anybody who did Fear Factor, you're a fucking moron.
[00:23:04]  Not only did you ingratiate the stupid, useless, meaningless, no-personality career of Joe Rogan, but you literally humiliated yourself for a measly 50 grand.
[00:23:15]  Okay?
[00:23:16]  Don't get me wrong, 50 grand is a lot of money, but you know, when you got to live a long life, 50 grand ain't shit, okay?
[00:23:23]  Especially when you got exploited by whoever the hell owns this show by you just immersing yourself and digesting horse semen.
[00:23:33]  Jesus Christ!
[00:23:39]  I'm sure mom and dad are proud aren't they?
[00:23:41]  At the amount you will have to drink.
[00:23:46]  Watch out.
[00:23:47]  Yeah, this is what mom and dad raised these stupid sluts for.
[00:23:52]  I mean, you know, these bitches have they would have more integrity if they just did pornographic material.
[00:23:59]  I mean, at least mom and dad were like, well, you know, they were trying to kill two birds with one stone.
[00:24:02]  You know, she's a little bit of a nympho, you know, and why not get this slut a little paid for it before she starts maturing and you know, she starts ripening and her hole goes from this little pink dot to pumpkin pie.
[00:24:16]  Play it 30 ounces of urine.
[00:24:23]  Go.
[00:24:24]  30 ounces.
[00:24:25]  Oh, God.
[00:24:26]  Oh, God.
[00:24:27]  Viewer discretion is advised, please.
[00:24:30]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[00:24:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:24:35]  Look at these broads.
[00:24:36]  All right.
[00:24:37]  All right.
[00:24:37]  Look, hold on.
[00:24:38]  I'm sorry.
[00:24:39]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:24:41]  I'm sorry.
[00:24:42]  What is this?
[00:24:43]  Ghost at work.
[00:24:46]  Ghost at work.
[00:24:49]  All right, look, we'll get to that one in just a second, for Christ's sake.
[00:24:52]  Once again, only use me blade appreciation day on leap day.
[00:24:57]  Hopefully, he'll be around four years to celebrate the next one.
[00:25:00]  All right, anyway, listen, this is the most disgusting shit I've ever seen in my life.
[00:25:06]  Women, I mean, the next time your woman is saying, I don't want to swallow, show her that shit.
[00:25:14]  All right, show her that.
[00:25:19]  Short but sweet track to get the night started.
[00:25:21]  All right, dude.
[00:25:22]  Thank you very much, Brooke412.
[00:25:24]  Always a fan.
[00:25:26]  All right, look, let's get this done.
[00:25:27]  Let's get this over with.
[00:25:28]  This is a sick-ass fucking video.
[00:25:31]  Congratulations.
[00:25:33]  Wow.
[00:25:35]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:37]  Can I puke now?
[00:25:38]  Yes, you can puke now.
[00:25:39]  You girls are awesome.
[00:25:40]  You girls are monsters.
[00:25:41]  She's not puking it up.
[00:25:43]  Even that guy over there is a press review.
[00:25:45]  The fun's just starting.
[00:25:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:48]  Look at these horrors.
[00:25:49]  Look at these fucking whores.
[00:25:53]  I mean, after this, if they don't swallow their goddamn man's load every time, they don't like him.
[00:26:00]  I'm not joking around.
[00:26:01]  I mean, they're sitting over here documented, drinking a gallon or two gallons or whatever of horse semen.
[00:26:08]  All right.
[00:26:09]  I mean, I'm sure mom and dad are just proud.
[00:26:12]  This is what I raised my little girl to do.
[00:26:16]  She's the apple of my eye.
[00:26:21]  What was that like?
[00:26:22]  It was just like the consistency of it and like the taste.
[00:26:24]  I was not expecting it.
[00:26:25]  It was like a like someone's been eating a lot of hay.
[00:26:28]  Like someone's been eating a hell of a lot of hay.
[00:26:31]  Oh my god.

=== Horse Semen Tasting Incident (02:10) ===

[00:26:32]  Look, people are saying, I mean, people are saying, please turn this off.
[00:26:36]  Hey, white power ranger over here.
[00:26:39]  This is what white nationalists are doing on their spare time.
[00:26:42]  I'm just saying.
[00:26:55]  I have no idea.
[00:26:57]  Listen, listen.
[00:26:58]  That's another thing.
[00:27:00]  You're a white nationalist, white power ranger, and now you're showing me some shit in some fucking tuna fish language.
[00:27:06]  What kind of white nationalist are you, you piece of crap?
[00:27:09]  You think I fucking know what this dumb, stupid, dumb fucking sushi eating cunt is saying?
[00:27:14]  No, I don't.
[00:27:15]  All right?
[00:27:17]  I'd like for her to take the goddamn chopsticks out of her ears and let her know a little bit of English so I can understand.
[00:27:25]  Talk a little American to me, you dumb broad.
[00:27:27]  Jesus Christ, plenty of me.
[00:27:39]  Oh my god no Oh my god, no.
[00:27:46]  Oh my god, dude.
[00:27:51]  Why?! Why?! Why?!
[00:27:59]  Wait!
[00:27:59]  There's a lot!
[00:28:00]  Hold on! Hold on!
[00:28:01]  Hold on.
[00:28:02]  I don't even know this language, but I'm assuming I'm supposed to interpret based upon the graphic representation.
[00:28:10]  This guy brought over buddies so like he can have sloppy seconds from his dog.
[00:28:15]  I mean, is this what I'm supposed to interpret here?
[00:28:18]  Dude, white power, whatever the fuck your name is, you're a sick fuck, dude.
[00:28:22]  You're a sick fucking master.
[00:28:28]  You're a sick fucker.
[00:28:35]  I mean, this is what people are doing to dogs?
[00:28:38]  We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship, zooming through the sky.

=== Midgets Are A Punishment (13:28) ===

[00:28:42]  Oh my God, no.
[00:28:44]  Ah, get...
[00:28:46]  All right, we're done.
[00:28:47]  All right, we're done for Christ's sake.
[00:28:49]  Anyway, folks, I'm sorry if you were a little upset at viewing that.
[00:28:53]  I'm sorry.
[00:28:55]  But good God, all right.
[00:28:56]  That's white power.
[00:28:57]  The white Power Ranger requested that.
[00:29:00]  That says it all.
[00:29:02]  And all you white nationalists hate me like I'm some kind of a bad guy when I'm telling you you guys are sick fucks.
[00:29:08]  Look at this.
[00:29:10]  You'd think that if you showed some white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed piece of ass that which you just wasted your time, effort, and energy on, you think that that's going to get her wet?
[00:29:20]  You'd think that's going to be like, oh, yeah, that's so great, honey.
[00:29:24]  Now come and take me.
[00:29:25]  I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
[00:29:29]  Oh, God.
[00:29:30]  I'm sorry.
[00:29:31]  It has to be said.
[00:29:33]  It has to be said.
[00:29:34]  I'm sorry.
[00:29:35]  Anyway, we've got another $20, $20.
[00:29:38]  This is Gutsa One.
[00:29:40]  And he said yet another musical masterpiece.
[00:29:42]  I don't know what the hell that is.
[00:29:44]  I'm only going to play a couple and we're going to do some raids, okay?
[00:29:46]  I'm not playing all of them.
[00:29:48]  All right.
[00:29:50]  What the fuck?
[00:29:53]  Hold on, let me make sure to vet this, man.
[00:29:55]  I mean, this is obviously the Soviet national anthem, but guess what?
[00:30:00]  A musical mash with broke back, broke dick, nickel back, which I fucking hate.
[00:30:05]  Just play it.
[00:30:06]  All right.
[00:30:07]  Real funny, gutsa.
[00:30:10]  Real funny.
[00:30:13]  Real fucking funny.
[00:30:15]  What's up, the capitalist polar bear telling everybody to suck his knee?
[00:30:24]  I mean, this is supposed to be Only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day.
[00:30:32]  God damn it.
[00:30:34]  Here. There.
[00:30:36]  Thank you.
[00:30:41]  Why would anybody waste their time doing this?
[00:30:44]  See?
[00:30:45]  Seriously.
[00:30:49]  Why would anybody waste their fucking time?
[00:30:58]  And I hate Rooskies by the way.
[00:31:02]  Everybody who's been listening to me for a long time knows that I don't like rooskies, all right?
[00:31:07]  They're a bunch of cockeyed, mouth-breathing, vodka-drinking throwbacks and evolution.
[00:31:13]  You know it and I know it.
[00:31:18]  Goddamn Ruskies.
[00:31:22]  Jesus Christ.
[00:31:26]  This is stupid!
[00:31:32]  This is so stupid. This is so stupid.
[00:31:34]  This is so fucking good.
[00:31:39]  I hate both of these songs.
[00:31:40]  Obviously, I hate communist.
[00:31:43]  You know, communist, I give communists helicopter rides.
[00:31:46]  I give communist helicopter rides Kobe style.
[00:31:50]  And I don't like broke back, broke dick, nickel back.
[00:31:53]  I'll tell you that right goddamn nasty.
[00:31:55]  Yeah, Gutsa one.
[00:31:57]  Yeah, that's very funny, dude.
[00:31:59]  Very funny there, Gutza One.
[00:32:01]  I'm sure you're so fucking proud of yourself.
[00:32:03]  Fucking broke back, broke nick, communist son of a bitch.
[00:32:08]  All right, now this is Ron Don Volante, who's next, who was like, come on and hurry up and play my video.
[00:32:14]  This better be the best video of all time.
[00:32:16]  I'm telling you that right now.
[00:32:18]  And he goes, hey, yo, this is my favorite scene from this movie, okay?
[00:32:22]  So, Ron Don Volante, this is yours, and this is your favorite scene, apparently.
[00:32:28]  For some movie, now here comes Skunkler.
[00:32:31]  Here comes Skunkler.
[00:32:36]  Oh, Christ.
[00:32:37]  What I envision when Ghost says he will stomp a mud hole in our asses.
[00:32:42]  I'm officially scared now of your deadly weapons.
[00:32:45]  I mean, you've been raped.
[00:32:49]  I mean, why is everybody doing this?
[00:32:54]  Oh, my God.
[00:32:55]  I can't show it.
[00:33:00]  All right, dude, look, stop piling the $20, $20, dude, alright?
[00:33:06]  Stop, stop doing it, for Christ's sake.
[00:33:08]  Jesus Christ, you guys are just, I mean, I'm not Jukebox Radio.
[00:33:13]  Look, I don't know if I'm going to be able to play all this.
[00:33:15]  This is fucking horrible.
[00:33:18]  This is a disturbing, brutal scene from a movie, and I'm not too sure if I'm going to play it all.
[00:33:23]  All right.
[00:33:24]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[00:33:26]  Here it is.
[00:33:29]  Once again, this is why this idiot, what the hell is his name, Ron Don Volante wanted this scene because, yeah, I want to show this disgusting crap.
[00:33:45]  Fucking savages.
[00:33:46]  Yeah.
[00:33:47]  We're going to show how the savages are.
[00:33:48]  The fucking Indians.
[00:33:50]  Yeah, we gave them fire water and destroyed them.
[00:33:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:33:57]  Now, if you haven't seen this movie, what they're going to do is they're going to take one of the people they have captive, okay?
[00:34:04]  All right, they're going to torture him.
[00:34:05]  He's naked, okay?
[00:34:06]  Let me make sure that there's no nudity here.
[00:34:09]  Don't do this, please.
[00:34:12]  Dick!
[00:34:14]  Wake up!
[00:34:18]  I mean, this is horrible.
[00:34:19]  I can't like it.
[00:34:21]  I can't let you people watch.
[00:34:22]  This is fucking horrible.
[00:34:24]  All right.
[00:34:25]  Turn it off.
[00:34:25]  There's bare ass.
[00:34:27]  There's bare ass.
[00:34:29]  All right.
[00:34:31]  gotta turn it off if there's bare ass okay because it's ah jesus All right.
[00:34:42]  All right, they're going to do something pretty rowdy to him here.
[00:34:45]  They're going to do some torture stuff.
[00:34:47]  I'm not showing you, you dumb idiot.
[00:34:49]  Are you kidding me?
[00:34:51]  All right, look, look, look, hold on.
[00:34:52]  You morons, I'm not getting fucking banned from here because of you stupid sons of bitches because you all think that you're so fucking cute, okay?
[00:35:00]  What ends up happening to this son of a bitch is they got him naked, they throw him upside down, and they rip him apart from ass crack outwards, okay?
[00:35:08]  and they literally try to show that.
[00:35:11]  So I'm not going to...
[00:35:13]  No, fuck you.
[00:35:14]  I don't give a shit.
[00:35:15]  All right, go fuck yourself.
[00:35:16]  I'm not gonna be playing all this crap, all right?
[00:35:19]  Fucking morons.
[00:35:23]  Fucking morons.
[00:35:25]  Oh, shit.
[00:35:26]  Watch out for the nudity.
[00:35:27]  Watch out for the nudity.
[00:35:28]  He killed a lot of people.
[00:35:29]  He pushed them in their sleep.
[00:35:31]  And he robbed them.
[00:35:32]  His name was Purvis.
[00:35:33]  And then he desecrated the burial ground of these things.
[00:35:36]  Uh-oh.
[00:35:37]  These Indians or whatever they are.
[00:35:38]  Selling everybody out.
[00:35:40]  He raved about it all in the end.
[00:35:43]  Thanks for telling me.
[00:35:45]  That man deserved to die.
[00:35:48]  All right.
[00:35:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:35:51]  All right.
[00:35:52]  This is a little bit of nudity here.
[00:35:58]  All right.
[00:35:59]  There he is.
[00:35:59]  They're about to turn him upside down.
[00:36:03]  Oh, they just scalped him.
[00:36:05]  They just scalped his ass.
[00:36:07]  They just, there's his scalping.
[00:36:09]  All right.
[00:36:09]  I'm showing the scalping there.
[00:36:12]  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:36:13]  I can't play this.
[00:36:15]  Ah, ah, they just put the scalp in his mouth.
[00:36:18]  Ah, with the knife.
[00:36:20]  And then just stabbed him in the throat.
[00:36:22]  Nick.
[00:36:23]  Nick, listen to me.
[00:36:24]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:26]  And then here they are.
[00:36:29]  They got him upside down.
[00:36:30]  His ass crack is split.
[00:36:32]  They just, they just tomahawk ass crack.
[00:36:35]  Oh, God.
[00:36:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:39]  Here's a stream you could raid later.
[00:36:41]  All right.
[00:36:42]  I'll get to that when I get to that.
[00:36:44]  Anyway, they're tomahawk.
[00:36:48]  This is gross, dude.
[00:36:49]  I can't even watch this shit, dude.
[00:36:52]  I can't even watch.
[00:36:53]  This is fucking horrible.
[00:36:55]  And shut up.
[00:36:55]  I'm not showing this shit so I can get banned on here.
[00:36:58]  You all go fuck yourself, dude.
[00:37:00]  I'm not going to fucking do that.
[00:37:01]  Y'all want to watch the whole scene?
[00:37:02]  I'll give you the goddamn link.
[00:37:04]  But I'm not going to show this on my stream.
[00:37:11]  Turn this shit off.
[00:37:13]  All right, look, I'm going to show you.
[00:37:15]  If y'all want to see it, here it is right here.
[00:37:17]  I'm going to put it in the chat room.
[00:37:18]  Here it is.
[00:37:19]  Y'all go watch it on your own.
[00:37:20]  I'm not showing that shit on here.
[00:37:22]  I played the audio of that shit.
[00:37:24]  You all heard it.
[00:37:25]  That's all there is to it.
[00:37:26]  It's fucking gross.
[00:37:27]  And whoever the fuck your name is, what's your name?
[00:37:30]  Fucking Von Dom Volicom.
[00:37:34]  What's your name?
[00:37:34]  Ron Don Volante.
[00:37:36]  Fuck you for trying to make me show such a fucking gross piece of shit like that.
[00:37:40]  You dumb fuck.
[00:37:43]  Jesus Christ.
[00:37:44]  Anyway, let's move on.
[00:37:45]  How many of these do we got here?
[00:37:46]  We got one, two.
[00:37:48]  We got an engineer's pick.
[00:37:49]  Three, four, five, six.
[00:37:51]  We got six more.
[00:37:52]  We're done.
[00:37:54]  Here it is.
[00:37:54]  Communist for Trump requested this one for a $20, $20 bucker.
[00:37:59]  Obligated me to watch this YouTube video, okay?
[00:38:03]  I don't know if we're going to do them all.
[00:38:04]  I don't know if we're going to do them all.
[00:38:06]  Yeah, y'all can call me no balls all you want to.
[00:38:08]  I don't give a shit, man.
[00:38:09]  I'm not going to get banned from another goddamn platform because you fucking idiots are a bunch of fucking sick, perverted, demented, fucking sociopathic shitheads.
[00:38:18]  All right, so it is what it is.
[00:38:20]  Anyway, this one was requested once again.
[00:38:23]  Communist for Trump.
[00:38:25]  And I don't even know why.
[00:38:26]  You know, Communist for Trump, are you serious?
[00:38:28]  Now, I know this is only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day, but I mean, do we really need to see fucking midgets versus a camel in a race?
[00:38:38]  Do we really need to see this shit?
[00:38:41]  I mean, okay, there's a camel.
[00:38:44]  There is the midgets.
[00:38:49]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:38:54]  I mean, this is stupid, dude.
[00:38:57]  I mean, of course, Fox would sponsor something like this.
[00:39:03]  Mind you, Fox owns the reality channel.
[00:39:10]  Look at these little midgets.
[00:39:11]  Look at these guys.
[00:39:13]  It's a punishment, man.
[00:39:14]  I'm telling you, being a midget is a punishment.
[00:39:20]  I mean, look at this.
[00:39:21]  This is fucked up, man.
[00:39:23]  How is this?
[00:39:25]  You know what?
[00:39:26]  I don't care anymore.
[00:39:28]  I don't care anymore.
[00:39:29]  Pause this.
[00:39:29]  We got another $20, $20 coming in.
[00:39:33]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:39:35]  Know, I mean, no more $20, $20, man.
[00:39:42]  Oh, man.
[00:39:42]  All right.
[00:39:43]  There's Capitalist Polar behind.
[00:39:44]  I think that's Capitalist Polar Bear.
[00:39:46]  Anyway, we got to watch midgets here because of old Communist for Trump.
[00:39:51]  Communist for Trump likes midgets running.
[00:39:54]  Oh, look at this fast midget.
[00:39:56]  Look at this fast midget running like he's running to a big pair of legs.
[00:39:59]  Look at him.
[00:40:00]  Look at him go.
[00:40:02]  Oh, way too close to call.
[00:40:05]  Oh.
[00:40:09]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:12]  Man, that was a Speedy Gonzalez midget.
[00:40:16]  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[00:40:25]  Hey, guys, great job.
[00:40:26]  You look like a bad thing.
[00:40:27]  Why?
[00:40:27]  Why do people need to watch this?
[00:40:31]  I mean, this is his dad.
[00:40:34]  His midget dad.
[00:40:35]  That's my son right there.
[00:40:37]  I knew he would win a race against a camel.
[00:40:40]  That's why I was destined to be a midget.
[00:40:42]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:50]  Oh, we probably had a race here.
[00:40:51]  Well, here comes the rest of the team.
[00:40:55]  And they found like a relay of midgets.
[00:41:02]  They found enough midgets to do a relay race with a camel.
[00:41:11]  And let me tell you, let's see that Speedy Gonzalez midget.
[00:41:15]  Let's see that speedy Gonzalez midget come out of nowhere.
[00:41:21]  And there he goes.
[00:41:22]  Look at him running like the wind.
[00:41:25]  Running like God's going to give him a big pair of legs or a goddamn nice piece of pooon at the end of that finish line.
[00:41:32]  A photo finish.
[00:41:33]  A photo finish.
[00:41:35]  Dan, the official result is in the beast cross the finish line.
[00:41:40]  Oh, the camel still won.
[00:41:44]  The camel still won, for Christ's sake.
[00:41:46]  That's sad.
[00:41:48]  That's sad.
[00:41:49]  You gave it your all, midgets.
[00:41:51]  All you can do is stand tall and be proud of what you've done there.
[00:41:56]  All right.
[00:41:57]  Don't worry.
[00:41:58]  You're not half a man.
[00:42:00]  Oh, Christ.
[00:42:01]  All right.
[00:42:02]  Why is everybody donating $20 and 20 buckers, man?
[00:42:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:08]  Kitty gloves are coming off, Mr. Radio Graffiti.

=== Photo Finish Camel Wins (04:33) ===

[00:42:11]  Oh, yeah.
[00:42:12]  Oh, yeah.
[00:42:12]  I'm really scared, man.
[00:42:13]  Yeah, I'm really fucking scared.
[00:42:15]  Just sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:42:16]  All right.
[00:42:16]  Look, I'm telling everybody right now, stop donating.
[00:42:19]  All right.
[00:42:19]  I'm going to do two or three of these and we're going to go raid some fucking live streamers out here, okay?
[00:42:24]  I promise we're going to do it.
[00:42:26]  All right.
[00:42:26]  The night's still young.
[00:42:28]  All right.
[00:42:28]  It's only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day.
[00:42:31]  It's leap day.
[00:42:32]  We're not going to be celebrating this day for another four years.
[00:42:35]  So come on, man.
[00:42:38]  Pour yourself a drink, kick back with us.
[00:42:40]  We're going to be here all Saturday night, baby.
[00:42:42]  All right.
[00:42:43]  So don't be rushing shit, man.
[00:42:45]  You see what I'm saying?
[00:42:46]  That's why you white nationalists can't get anywhere with the white bitches, man.
[00:42:50]  You just, you don't have no patience.
[00:42:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:42:52]  You have no patience, you know.
[00:42:54]  Right when you knock on her door for the first date, you're like, hey, can I rub your tits?
[00:42:59]  It's not how it works, dude.
[00:43:01]  That's not how it fucking works.
[00:43:04]  All right, let's get to the next one here.
[00:43:05]  Todd Squee Castle requested this one for a $20.20 bucker, and he said, hello, ghosts, time for some industrial rock.
[00:43:13]  Okay.
[00:43:14]  Okay.
[00:43:15]  All right.
[00:43:15]  And by the way, Capitalist Polar Bear just dropped a diamond just to inform me that that $20.20 bucker was him.
[00:43:20]  So cheers to Capitalist Polar Bear once again, a member of the inner circle and the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
[00:43:27]  So cheers to him, baby.
[00:43:29]  All right, let's get to Todd Squee Castle.
[00:43:32]  And this is supposed to be, he said, some industrial rock.
[00:43:34]  All right, let's go ahead and see what Todd Squeak Hassel is doing.
[00:43:39]  And forum deletion win.
[00:43:42]  Forum deletion win.
[00:43:45]  There are too many tards.
[00:43:46]  I don't know.
[00:43:47]  I may have moderators or something.
[00:43:51]  I may have some moderators or something.
[00:43:53]  Get to rating you crippled nigger webcam.
[00:43:55]  Hey, hey.
[00:43:56]  First of all, do not call me that racial derogatory name.
[00:44:00]  And do not call me a webcomic, you piece of shit.
[00:44:04]  I am not a webcomic.
[00:44:07]  I am a broadcaster.
[00:44:09]  Big fucking difference.
[00:44:11]  Now, let's get to Todd Squeak Hassel's video of some supposed industrial rock on this Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:44:18]  Play it.
[00:44:19]  What is this?
[00:44:23]  Orgy?
[00:44:25]  That's the band's name?
[00:44:27]  Orgy?
[00:44:32]  Inside my head.
[00:44:34]  Let me give it a whirl, alright, before I judge.
[00:44:40]  all right let me give it a whirl before i judge no right off the bat right Right when they eliminated the electric guitar, it just turned into kind of a too fruit bowl of a song for me.
[00:44:58]  Now, isn't this the same orgy that covered Blue Monday?
[00:45:03]  Because if this is the same orgy, I like that variant of Blue Monday.
[00:45:09]  Nah, man, what does everybody think?
[00:45:30]  We got Hyperion Corporation minus one out of ten.
[00:45:33]  Zero out of ten Venom Snake TV.
[00:45:37]  Two out of ten Slit Eater.
[00:45:39]  Zero out of ten River Sales.
[00:45:43]  Zero out of ten Doki Doki Hebrew.
[00:45:46]  Three out of ten Seed the Farmer.
[00:45:48]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:45:49]  Hold on.
[00:45:50]  Reminder Friday was the anniversary of Waco.
[00:45:53]  Press S to ship a minute into my dono for Prime Chinese history.
[00:45:59]  All right.
[00:46:00]  No, no, we didn't need Chinese history.
[00:46:03]  We don't need Chinese history right now.
[00:46:05]  But thank you, Horatio Nelson, for your donation.
[00:46:09]  And by the way, it was the anniversary of Waco.
[00:46:13]  We talked about it in the Ghost Show chat room.
[00:46:16]  And I showed the Ghost Show chat room some video that gives them a whole new perspective on the Waco incident.
[00:46:22]  But hey, this is Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:46:25]  We're partying tonight, baby.
[00:46:27]  All right.
[00:46:28]  We're partying in here tonight.
[00:46:30]  We're drinking all kinds of beer.
[00:46:38]  We're drinking all kinds of beer, baby.

=== Saturday Night Troll Show Party (05:17) ===

[00:46:44]  Everybody hates this fucking song.
[00:46:46]  Look at the chat room, dude.
[00:46:47]  Everybody hates the song.
[00:46:52]  Some idiot named Mrs. Ghost likes it.
[00:46:55]  Fuck you for that name, you piece of shit.
[00:47:00]  Some idiot in the chat room named Mrs. Ghost.
[00:47:06]  Anyway, Mary Blackberry, six out of ten.
[00:47:09]  Pavement eight, eight out of ten.
[00:47:15]  Four out of ten, aura aura.
[00:47:20]  Is that it?
[00:47:22]  No, it's not.
[00:47:23]  Of course not.
[00:47:24]  Couldn't be just a two-minute quick one, couldn't it?
[00:47:31]  Like, hold on, we got another donut for Christ's sake.
[00:47:34]  What is it?
[00:47:36]  Oh, my God.
[00:47:37]  Open the chest, you stupid fucking me.
[00:47:39]  No, no, let me tell you something.
[00:47:41]  I think the reason that I can't add any more.
[00:47:44]  Let me see if I can't add any more to my chest.
[00:47:46]  The reason is, folks, is because I believe that there's people, and this is why, you know, the chat room has kind of been under scrutiny.
[00:47:56]  Because, no, it looks like I can.
[00:47:58]  Never mind.
[00:47:59]  It looks like I can.
[00:48:00]  All right, never mind.
[00:48:01]  There are some manipulators of this whole system.
[00:48:04]  And I think that's why some of you folks that are complaining about being banned, that's why you're getting banned because you're manipulating the whole fucking chest system.
[00:48:14]  And I don't blame D-Life for that.
[00:48:16]  But you know what?
[00:48:17]  Now that I can do something with the submit button, it looks like I can do it.
[00:48:20]  Let me add a thousand.
[00:48:23]  I add a thousand.
[00:48:24]  We just added a thousand to the chest.
[00:48:26]  So thank you very much for even reminding me of that.
[00:48:29]  All right.
[00:48:30]  But let's get back to this song here.
[00:48:31]  We're almost done with it.
[00:48:33]  Once again, this one was...
[00:48:35]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:48:36]  The field of local...
[00:48:37]  And look, whoever the hell donates is me, you're a fucking asshole.
[00:48:41]  Oh, no.
[00:48:41]  Oh, God.
[00:48:42]  It happened again.
[00:48:43]  I just shot all over my wheelchair.
[00:48:45]  You see what I'm saying, dude?
[00:48:46]  I don't know who the hell's doing this, but I am not in a wheelchair, dude.
[00:48:50]  go into irl chat rooms on ip2 okay i go i go on all kinds of i i like to patronize all irl streams I like to check out everybody on IP2.
[00:49:02]  And every time I'm in a chat room talking, there's always at least a group of fuckers that are saying, hey, ghost, how is life in the wheelchair?
[00:49:10]  And all that shit.
[00:49:11]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, okay?
[00:49:15]  And I want to get that on the fucking record, especially on tonight's Saturday Night Troll Show, which we're commemorating and appreciating Only Use Me Blade up in here.
[00:49:25]  All right.
[00:49:26]  Oh, Christ.
[00:49:27]  And this fucking nurse, Jessica, who the fuck is this?
[00:49:30]  Also, what are you playing up there?
[00:49:32]  Me and your wife are loving it.
[00:49:34]  Fuck you, you fucking idiot.
[00:49:36]  Play the rest of Todd Squee Castle's music, please.
[00:49:40]  All right.
[00:49:41]  Todd Squee Castle requested this.
[00:49:47]  I'm not digging it, you know.
[00:49:50]  But I feel like, you know, I'm at a bar.
[00:49:54]  Somebody, you know, put this on in the jukebox.
[00:49:56]  Well, maybe I shouldn't use that term.
[00:49:58]  Never mind.
[00:50:01]  I shouldn't even have said the word.
[00:50:07]  People are like, dude, end this shit now.
[00:50:10]  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:50:13]  Todd Squeeze sucked.
[00:50:14]  Dude, come on.
[00:50:18]  Come on!
[00:50:25]  Oh, look at Skunkler dropping diamond. Skunkler.
[00:50:29]  Skunkler's dropping a diamond.
[00:50:31]  He wants me to skip it.
[00:50:32]  We're almost done with it, all right?
[00:50:34]  We're almost done.
[00:50:38]  I agree.
[00:50:39]  This is kind of crappy.
[00:50:41]  It does suck.
[00:50:42]  And look, some people love it.
[00:50:44]  I think it sucks.
[00:50:45]  A little too fruity.
[00:50:50]  A little too fruity as far as I'm concerned.
[00:50:57]  All right.
[00:51:01]  I think we're done.
[00:51:02]  I think we're done.
[00:51:04]  That's it right there.
[00:51:05]  And we got a donut.
[00:51:07]  Oh, God.
[00:51:08]  It happened again.
[00:51:08]  What?
[00:51:11]  N-word hanging ghost.
[00:51:14]  Wait, hold on.
[00:51:15]  Does that say N-word hanging ghost army?
[00:51:17]  Dude, listen to me.
[00:51:18]  Alright, we're not, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:51:21]  Don't, that is bullshit.
[00:51:23]  All right, that is burst shit.
[00:51:27]  All right, there's Captain Autism, you know, as usual.
[00:51:31]  Believe me, he's just as autistic in the chat room as he is on text-to-speech.
[00:51:36]  Believe me.
[00:51:37]  Anyway, what is it?
[00:51:39]  Switch the channel, just donated a diamond.
[00:51:41]  Open the chest, open it.
[00:51:43]  I'll open it when I want to open it.
[00:51:44]  All right.
[00:51:45]  Do you understand that?
[00:51:46]  I'll open it when I want to open it.
[00:51:48]  So sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:51:51]  People are sitting over here telling me when to open my own treasure chest.
[00:51:54]  I just threw a damn thousand lemon in there.
[00:51:57]  Calm your ass down.
[00:52:00]  Anyway, the next one is Joshua.

=== Captain Autism Donates Diamond (08:30) ===

[00:52:02]  Joshua wants the engineer.
[00:52:04]  You know what?
[00:52:04]  The sad part about it is the engineer's not here, dude.
[00:52:07]  The engineer doesn't work on Saturdays.
[00:52:10]  He's out doing his own thing, you know?
[00:52:12]  I mean, he goes with a group of people that take him out places like to the mall or, you know, he's in those groups.
[00:52:17]  You've seen those groups, right?
[00:52:19]  Where, you know, you got a bunch of fat fucking liberal women that are taking care of people that are kind of slow and stuff.
[00:52:26]  And, you know, they take him to the mall.
[00:52:28]  They take him to like Dave and Busters, you know, and shit like that.
[00:52:33]  What is it?
[00:52:33]  Street Racing Ghost.
[00:52:41]  They didn't even say anything.
[00:52:43]  They just...
[00:52:43]  They just donated a goddamn video.
[00:52:46]  Anyway, what's up to Capitalist Polar Bear?
[00:52:48]  I've still got my load to blow on the chest.
[00:52:51]  And look, Capitalist Polar Bear, he's been very generous when it comes to loading up that chest here.
[00:52:55]  So cheers to him.
[00:52:57]  Anyway, is it my choice?
[00:53:00]  If it's my choice, let me see what I got.
[00:53:03]  Open now or else off.
[00:53:05]  Okay.
[00:53:07]  Okay.
[00:53:08]  I'm scared now.
[00:53:10]  Okay.
[00:53:11]  I guess I better open it because I'm scared shitless now.
[00:53:15]  Okay, USA.
[00:53:17]  Sit there and shut your fucking ass.
[00:53:19]  Or else what?
[00:53:20]  Huh?
[00:53:21]  Or else what, you fucking milky licking nipple clamp, loving butt, plug up the ass, looking pedophile priest probing chicken skin sack sucking socialist schlonghead having piggish power bottom fruit bowl, or else what.
[00:53:37]  Anyway, since it's my choice and we are doing a blade appreciation stream, i'm gonna go ahead and play a blade.
[00:53:48]  It's not even a blade song, it's a blade love story.
[00:53:51]  It's a love story in which blade almost had the chick, and if y'all are uh fans of only use me blade, this is that time when they had that uh, monkey tit, ass bitch, to quote, only use me blade in the rv.
[00:54:10]  And uh, you know fucking, you know Toe Andy got cucked by Chicken Andy.
[00:54:15]  You know anyway, i've got to play this, so let's go ahead and let's play it now.
[00:54:20]  All right, how about that?
[00:54:21]  It's blade appreciation day on leap day, and the next time, the next time we celebrate blade appreciation day, will be four years from now, and let's hope blade is still alive then.
[00:54:34]  All right, there we Once again, another diamond by Capitalist Polar Bear.
[00:54:38]  Yeah, you got me.
[00:54:39]  I'm ghost.
[00:54:40]  I'm not.
[00:54:42]  You think I'm dropping diamonds on myself, you morons?
[00:54:45]  Give me a fucking break.
[00:54:47]  Anyway, this is my choice since the engineer isn't here.
[00:54:50]  So let's go ahead and play it.
[00:54:52]  A love story.
[00:54:53]  Only use me blade style.
[00:54:55]  Play it.
[00:55:01]  I saw this live, dude.
[00:55:06]  And look at Blaine.
[00:55:07]  Look at the...
[00:55:07]  Hold on, look at the face!
[00:55:08]  Hold on, put it back.
[00:55:09]  Put it back.
[00:55:10]  Leave it there.
[00:55:11]  Leave it there.
[00:55:12]  As a member of the capitalist army, may I just say, fuck niggers.
[00:55:16]  No, you're not a member of the capitalist army, you piece of shit.
[00:55:20]  You're not a member of the fucking capitalist army, you piece of crap.
[00:55:25]  Don't you go there.
[00:55:27]  Don't you dare.
[00:55:31]  All right, that's great.
[00:55:33]  That's great, Gutza.
[00:55:34]  We'll get to you in just a second.
[00:55:38]  Hey, ghost, you going to tell us the truth?
[00:55:40]  You are polar bear.
[00:55:41]  I am not polar fucking skunkler.
[00:55:44]  Go fucking shoving up your ass.
[00:55:46]  All right.
[00:55:47]  Go shoving up your goddamn ass there, fucking skunkler.
[00:55:51]  And hold on, who the hell just donated a $2.99 or I think it was Horatio Nelson?
[00:55:56]  Hey, I take care of retards for a living.
[00:55:58]  It's a chill as shit.
[00:56:00]  And sometimes I can get away with pot.
[00:56:03]  It's important to take care of the disabled and most innocent men among us.
[00:56:08]  They are a part of the live stream.
[00:56:10]  You should know being a chairbound cripple.
[00:56:13]  Dude, fuck off.
[00:56:13]  That ain't the real Horatio Nelson.
[00:56:16]  All right, just shut up.
[00:56:17]  All right, look, this is my choice.
[00:56:20]  I'm playing the video.
[00:56:21]  This is a Blade love story, okay?
[00:56:24]  Only Use Me Blade love story.
[00:56:27]  Once again, let's play it.
[00:56:28]  Let's go back and play.
[00:56:29]  Let's go back a little bit.
[00:56:31]  There she is, the monkey tit ass bitch.
[00:56:33]  Play it.
[00:56:35]  Look at the face on Blade.
[00:56:37]  Look at him.
[00:56:37]  He's in love.
[00:56:39]  He's in love.
[00:56:41]  Look at how he's looking at her.
[00:56:43]  Look at the gentle eyes that Blade is looking upon her.
[00:56:46]  He's showing her his Jaeger Christmas tree.
[00:56:50]  Getting emotional, getting cozy, getting cuddly.
[00:56:57]  And here he is.
[00:56:57]  Look at his eyes.
[00:56:58]  Look at the twinkle in his eyes.
[00:56:59]  He thinks.
[00:57:00]  He thinks he's found her.
[00:57:02]  He thinks he's found her.
[00:57:08]  I mean, look at all the connection, he thinks.
[00:57:11]  She's touching me.
[00:57:13]  She's letting me touch her.
[00:57:15]  And then he actually goes to the store.
[00:57:17]  Okay, I don't know if y'all remember this.
[00:57:18]  If y'all don't remember this, hold on.
[00:57:20]  I'll refresh your memory, okay?
[00:57:22]  Oh, well, Caroline.
[00:57:24]  Hey, Tommy, we just got done at the mall with NG.
[00:57:27]  We got ice cream, took him to the arcade, and even took him into the city.
[00:57:32]  Shut up.
[00:57:33]  And then we took him into the restroom and had some fun.
[00:57:36]  Dude, shut up.
[00:57:39]  Shut up.
[00:57:39]  Don't even kid around about that shit.
[00:57:42]  Fucking asshole.
[00:57:44]  Whoever the hell did that, you're an idiot, all right?
[00:57:46]  Anyway, only use me blade goes to the store for cigarettes and more beer.
[00:57:51]  You know, there's a group of them that go.
[00:57:53]  And he decides spontaneously in his own simp, drunken stupor brain to buy flowers.
[00:58:03]  You don't bring me flowers.
[00:58:08]  Look at this simp.
[00:58:11]  Look at this fucking simp.
[00:58:13]  Symphonic ain't easy.
[00:58:16]  Here he is.
[00:58:22]  Look, he gives it to her.
[00:58:24]  This is for you.
[00:58:26]  This is for you.
[00:58:27]  And look at her.
[00:58:28]  She's so used to being treated like a whore.
[00:58:30]  She doesn't even know how to react.
[00:58:32]  She doesn't even know how to react.
[00:58:35]  What is this?
[00:58:35]  Get to the real content webcomic.
[00:58:37]  I can watch videos on YouTube anytime.
[00:58:40]  Oh, yeah.
[00:58:40]  Well, get the fuck out of here.
[00:58:42]  I don't even like your name anyway, you piece of shit.
[00:58:45]  Trump pansy.
[00:58:46]  Fuck you.
[00:58:48]  And here's Skunkler again.
[00:58:49]  Have you been doing extensive gay research?
[00:58:51]  So the first time Blade enters you, it will make it.
[00:58:55]  Fuck off.
[00:58:56]  All right.
[00:58:57]  Shut up, Skunkler.
[00:58:58]  All right.
[00:58:58]  This is Blade Appreciation Day.
[00:59:01]  All right.
[00:59:02]  And not only are we appreciating him by viewing this video, there's also Blade Alerts to celebrate it.
[00:59:09]  All right.
[00:59:09]  It's on leap day.
[00:59:10]  We're not going to celebrate this day again for another four years.
[00:59:14]  Anyway, once again, she's such a dirty dishrag whore.
[00:59:17]  She doesn't even know how to react when somebody tries to act in a romantic capacity.
[00:59:22]  Here, here is a flower as I bestow it upon your brow.
[00:59:27]  And you look at me with a twinkle in your eye.
[00:59:30]  I, Blade, emulated in my heart, enlightened in my soul.
[00:59:36]  And it is thy, you, that I want as my forever love.
[00:59:43]  We pull ourselves together in a union that no one can ever break.
[00:59:48]  Anyway, that's what he's thinking, all right?
[00:59:53]  Later, that's what he's thinking.
[00:59:54]  Look at this simp.
[00:59:59]  And look at what she does.
[01:00:01]  She disses him.
[01:00:03]  She goes up into the fucking bunk with fucking chicken Andy.
[01:00:08]  And look at Lena's face.
[01:00:10]  Look at that simp face.
[01:00:12]  He's still trying to touch her, even though Chicken Andy's about to fucking get a blowjob from this skank.
[01:00:19]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:00:22]  Look, he's like, please don't.
[01:00:25]  Don't suck Chicken Andy's cock.
[01:00:28]  Please.
[01:00:29]  And Chicken Andy's like, look, get away.
[01:00:31]  Come on.

=== Gray Steel Coronavirus Bait (15:20) ===

[01:00:32]  And listen.
[01:00:33]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:40]  Pancakes or some shit.
[01:00:44]  What?
[01:00:44]  They're fucking up there.
[01:00:47]  Come on, listen.
[01:00:48]  A little bit.
[01:00:50]  Oh, man!
[01:00:57]  Blade Appreciation Day, folks.
[01:00:59]  That's what we're celebrating today.
[01:01:01]  Blade Appreciation Day.
[01:01:03]  This is a man.
[01:01:04]  Once again, we hope he lives another four years.
[01:01:08]  All right, because that's the next time we're ever going to see February 29th.
[01:01:11]  That's why we're celebrating it today.
[01:01:14]  What a simp.
[01:01:15]  All right, let me get a couple more in here, dude.
[01:01:18]  We got to pile up on goddamn $20, $20.
[01:01:20]  So let me get through a couple more and we're going to do some raids.
[01:01:24]  Stop donating, all right?
[01:01:26]  Everybody, just stop donating.
[01:01:27]  Don't worry.
[01:01:28]  It's barely 10 o'clock Central Standard Texas time.
[01:01:32]  The night's still young.
[01:01:33]  We're partying in here, dude.
[01:01:34]  You know, I'm going to be here for a while.
[01:01:36]  You know, I'm going to be here for a while, baby.
[01:01:38]  Ain't no thing but a chicken wing on a stranger with an EBT thing and all that shit, dude.
[01:01:43]  You know what it's all about.
[01:01:45]  Oh, Christ.
[01:01:47]  Oh, Christ.
[01:01:49]  Here we go.
[01:01:49]  Who the hell donated this shit?
[01:01:52]  Gray Steel.
[01:01:54]  You can play this when you like.
[01:01:56]  Don't let video donations ruin the show.
[01:01:59]  Well, Gray Steel, you donated, and now we got to play this shit.
[01:02:03]  And you know what?
[01:02:03]  We're sitting here.
[01:02:04]  We're all having a good time.
[01:02:06]  You know, we're all chilling like some insane villains.
[01:02:09]  And lo and behold, you got to fucking be the harsher of Mellow.
[01:02:14]  You have to be the harsherer of Mellow and remind us that we've got this ridiculous hoax called coronavirus coming out here.
[01:02:22]  All right.
[01:02:23]  So let's play it.
[01:02:24]  Gray Steel.
[01:02:26]  Gray Steel.
[01:02:27]  Chinese Communist Party has found.
[01:02:28]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:02:29]  Hold on.
[01:02:30]  Wait a minute.
[01:02:30]  Hold on.
[01:02:31]  First of all, this is about China.
[01:02:33]  I want to say beforehand, I do not condone or not condone what's going on.
[01:02:39]  I am simply an intermediary when it comes to this video.
[01:02:43]  I have no idea what this video is about to represent.
[01:02:47]  This is not me.
[01:02:48]  This is Gray Steele's complete and total viewpoints.
[01:02:53]  So I just want to get that out in the open right now.
[01:02:55]  All right, D Live folk.
[01:02:57]  All right.
[01:02:57]  All right.
[01:02:58]  I'm just saying.
[01:03:03]  Ah, Jesus.
[01:03:04]  China Uncensored, of course.
[01:03:06]  China Uncensored.
[01:03:07]  I'm Chris Chappell.
[01:03:08]  You know, say what you will about the Chinese Communist Party.
[01:03:11]  You have to admire their relentless optimism.
[01:03:14]  Take the coronavirus outbreak, for instance.
[01:03:17]  Now, you might be completely overwhelmed by the immense human tragedy, but the Communist Party can see the silver lining.
[01:03:25]  For example, greenhouse gas emissions are down.
[01:03:28]  How's that for some good news?
[01:03:30]  Or how about this?
[01:03:31]  China Spares.
[01:03:32]  Yeah, hold on.
[01:03:32]  Pause this.
[01:03:33]  Pause this.
[01:03:34]  Now, wait a minute, okay?
[01:03:35]  I'm not trying to be pro-China here, but this go back to that one quoted article here, okay?
[01:03:43]  Let's go back to where is it?
[01:03:45]  Where is it?
[01:03:46]  Where he talks about playing.
[01:03:48]  You might be completely overwhelmed by the immense human tragedy.
[01:03:51]  All right.
[01:03:52]  I want to say something.
[01:03:56]  Now, this was initially a Vox report.
[01:04:02]  And like most of these publications do, they quote the initial report with this similar type heading.
[01:04:13]  And as a result, that's who put out this particular report that, hey, the positivity of coronavirus is the fact that China is not emitting as much greenhouse gases.
[01:04:24]  Rance nigger.
[01:04:25]  What the hell?
[01:04:27]  I know most dude like Lazy Hale.
[01:04:31]  Oh my God, somebody donated a $25.
[01:04:34]  That was Noble Savage.
[01:04:36]  And if you have not heard by now, let's go ahead and repeat Noble Savage's.
[01:04:40]  You're not getting charged double, but this is the $25 alert because we're celebrating Only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day.
[01:04:49]  Anything else?
[01:04:50]  Rance nigger.
[01:04:52]  Oh, come on.
[01:04:53]  All right.
[01:04:54]  I know most dude like air screen.
[01:04:56]  I like Lazy Hale.
[01:05:00]  Oh my God.
[01:05:02]  I'm sorry.
[01:05:03]  Hey, that's only Use Me Blade at its finest there, dude.
[01:05:07]  That's only Use Me Blade at its finest.
[01:05:10]  So I just, that's how we're appreciating Only Use Me Blade today.
[01:05:15]  Okay?
[01:05:17]  February 29th, Only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day.
[01:05:22]  Anyway, well, why are you blaming me?
[01:05:23]  I didn't say it.
[01:05:25]  I didn't say it.
[01:05:27]  I didn't say.
[01:05:28]  Anyway, play the rest of this shit.
[01:05:30]  All right.
[01:05:30]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:32]  Gray Steele requested this.
[01:05:34]  Or how about this?
[01:05:35]  China spares no effort to improve governance capability amid epidemic.
[01:05:40]  That sounds impressive, right?
[01:05:42]  Until you realize that governance capability is a nice way of saying Mao-style social control.
[01:05:48]  Well, of course.
[01:05:49]  Now be fair to the Communist Party.
[01:05:50]  It's not clear if it is using the coronavirus as an excuse to ratchet up the authoritarianism or ratcheting up the- They would never do that.
[01:06:00]  I mean, I've been trying to get that across, not just on China, but on everybody who's using this coronavirus as an excuse to limit people's travel to eliminate dissidents.
[01:06:14]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:06:15]  So wait, you changed all the donator messages to Blade.
[01:06:19]  Not all of them.
[01:06:20]  Guess you really did need the money to shampoo that shit out of your trailer carpet after it ripped off your wheelchair.
[01:06:25]  Fuck you, asshole.
[01:06:27]  All right.
[01:06:27]  That's a fucking bunch of bullshit, all right?
[01:06:31]  And then what?
[01:06:32]  T-Mike the meme genie.
[01:06:34]  Yeah, yeah, we get it, dude.
[01:06:35]  It is what it is, all right?
[01:06:38]  It's a blade appreciation day on Saturday Night Troll Show, all right?
[01:06:43]  So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
[01:06:46]  All right?
[01:06:47]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:06:49]  Anyway, play a little bit more of this.
[01:06:50]  I'm not playing it at all.
[01:06:51]  I'll play like four minutes of it and thanks a lot, Gray Steele.
[01:06:56]  It's a which came first, the chicken.
[01:06:58]  Hey, and hi, council.
[01:06:59]  Stop counting my shekels.
[01:07:01]  I haven't made nowhere near that, you fuckin' idiot.
[01:07:03]  ...had too much freedom.
[01:07:05]  Which is why, as authorities crack down on the coronavirus, they're abducting and beating up citizens across the country.
[01:07:13]  And holding them to the ground and spraying them with disinfectants.
[01:07:17]  All right, look, that's enough.
[01:07:19]  All right.
[01:07:20]  Why would you donate this?
[01:07:22]  Why would you donate this?
[01:07:24]  Free Hong Kong.
[01:07:25]  Fuck China.
[01:07:26]  Ah, Christ.
[01:07:28]  Look, I look at the Xinjiang Uyghur option.
[01:07:31]  Stop doing this shit.
[01:07:37]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:07:39]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:07:42]  Democratic.
[01:07:42]  Look, D. Live, folks, I have nothing to do with this.
[01:07:45]  These people are just trying to get me deplatformed, okay?
[01:07:48]  I think China is a great culture.
[01:07:51]  It's got great, great cuisine, and it's a great place to visit.
[01:07:55]  All right, so give me a break.
[01:07:57]  Anyway, Capitalist Polar Bear with a Diamond conspiracy check.
[01:08:00]  PB in the chat if I'm ghost.
[01:08:02]  He's not ghost, dude.
[01:08:04]  All right.
[01:08:05]  Corona Chan.
[01:08:07]  All right, Corona Chan.
[01:08:09]  This is urgent.
[01:08:10]  Yeah, we know somebody died today because of the coronavirus in Seattle.
[01:08:16]  It was an elderly woman who already had cardiovascular trouble.
[01:08:20]  All right.
[01:08:20]  And that's what the today, if you would have been listening to the president today and everybody who's working under him as it relates to this coronavirus task force, they told us that, hey, look, the majority of the people that this is unfortunately killing.
[01:08:36]  Rance Nicker.
[01:08:37]  Oh, Christ.
[01:08:39]  We found ghosts fingering gay Merkouch.
[01:08:42]  Please don't catch the ace.
[01:08:44]  What the fuck does that mean, Skunkler?
[01:08:47]  What the fuck does that mean for Christ's sake?
[01:08:53]  I can't even defend myself, dude.
[01:08:56]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:57]  Remember, I own your show now, Fat Man.
[01:08:59]  Now, shut up, Vice Chairman Fried Rice.
[01:09:03]  Anyway, once again, they told us that the people that are dying from this already have compromised immune systems.
[01:09:10]  I mean, these are folks that are already afflicted with a compromising immune system.
[01:09:14]  And moreover, we could say the same thing for all the Chinese that are dying because lest we forget, okay?
[01:09:20]  China doesn't care about clean environments, okay?
[01:09:24]  China, unfortunately, emits a lot of greenhouse gases to the point where insects can't even survive.
[01:09:31]  Every year, the Chinese government forces the people to go hand-pollinate flowers because of the industrial exhaust that is in the air.
[01:09:42]  Moreover, the industrial runoff in the water, there's most of people in China already have a compromised immune system.
[01:09:52]  So anyway, look, I don't want to talk about this.
[01:09:54]  This is a fucking Saturday Night Troll show, dude.
[01:09:57]  And we got fucking asshole Gray Steele trying to harsh everybody's fucking mellow talking about this fucking shit.
[01:10:04]  All right?
[01:10:05]  We're supposed to be partying in here.
[01:10:07]  Rance Nick.
[01:10:08]  Oh, Christ.
[01:10:11]  Do you douche your performan enema in preparation for Blade?
[01:10:14]  Hey, fuck you.
[01:10:15]  All right.
[01:10:15]  Look, Skunkler, I don't like where you're going with this.
[01:10:18]  All right, you piece of shit.
[01:10:19]  I don't like where you're going with this.
[01:10:21]  I am putting on a Blade Appreciation stream, and we've got some alerts that are, you know, sitting here commemorating Blade, and that's all there is to it.
[01:10:30]  All right, fucking Skunkler.
[01:10:31]  I don't like how you're sitting here talking shit to me like this, all right?
[01:10:35]  Give me the fucking respect I goddamn well deserve, and that goes for the rest of you in the damn chat room.
[01:10:43]  Play the rest of Gray Steel's fucking bullshit for Christ's sake.
[01:10:47]  This propaganda welded into their homes where I really hope they have enough food.
[01:10:52]  Thanks a lot, Gray Steel, by the way.
[01:10:54]  Thanks for harshing everybody's mellow really showed that lighter side of the coronavirus.
[01:11:04]  All the fags with AIDS and HIV will drop like flies.
[01:11:08]  Travado won't save them.
[01:11:10]  Dude, that's horrible.
[01:11:12]  That's just fucking horrible.
[01:11:14]  Diamond Joe, is that what you're calling yourself?
[01:11:17]  That's fucking horrible, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:19]  Can we just get through with the video, please?
[01:11:21]  For fuck's sake, you sick fucking maniacs.
[01:11:27]  Christ, man.
[01:11:29]  This is my life here.
[01:11:32]  Chinese leader Xi Jinping has fired both the party secretary of Hubei Province and how long this has been going on.
[01:11:41]  Only two minutes.
[01:11:42]  The party secretary cut it off at four minutes.
[01:11:45]  Cut it off at four fucked up fucking shitbird propaganda minutes.
[01:11:49]  It's the party members who are really in charge.
[01:11:51]  So who did Xi Jinping replace the party secretary of Hubei Province with?
[01:11:55]  Why, Xi Jinping's close ally.
[01:11:58]  All right.
[01:11:58]  All right.
[01:11:59]  We get it.
[01:12:00]  Why wouldn't anybody donate this on a Saturday night troll show?
[01:12:04]  I mean, we're sitting over here trying to party for Christ's sake.
[01:12:07]  And Yin Yang got in the public.
[01:12:12]  We don't want to know about this shit right now.
[01:12:15]  Most people, at least that are listening to this broadcast, are sitting in the comfort of their own home.
[01:12:20]  They don't need no hyper-sensationalism.
[01:12:23]  And by the way, all of you folks that have been listening to me, you've all heard that I think that most of this coronavirus bullshit is crap.
[01:12:31]  It has been so propagated by the media.
[01:12:34]  Rance, nigger.
[01:12:35]  Oh, Christ.
[01:12:37]  Just tell us the truth.
[01:12:39]  You pickblade to pop your anal cherry.
[01:12:41]  Hey.
[01:12:41]  We will respect you if you just festival.
[01:12:43]  What the fuck, Skunkler?
[01:12:45]  Why are you coming at me like this, you piece of shit?
[01:12:48]  Why the fuck are you coming at me like this, Skunkler?
[01:12:51]  You fucking piece of garbage, man.
[01:12:53]  You shitty, bloody underwear-collecting, foreskin, muzzle-loving, cuckholded connoisseur.
[01:12:59]  Who the fuck are you?
[01:13:01]  Who the fuck are you to be coming at me like that, you fucking piece of shit?
[01:13:06]  And listen, all you idiots that are fucking sitting over here trying to count my shekels, stop counting my shekels.
[01:13:12]  You understand?
[01:13:13]  I've made nowhere near that.
[01:13:15]  I've made a couple of hundred bucks, so sit there and shut the fuck up and let me do my only use-me-blade appreciation stream, which I'm trying to get through right now without you motherfuckers trying to fuck it up.
[01:13:33]  Christ!
[01:13:36]  Fucking Christ, man!
[01:13:40]  I play, just play more.
[01:13:44]  Fucking Gray Steel, fuck you, man, for harshing everybody's mellow in here.
[01:13:48]  Celebrity for complaining about the colours.
[01:13:50]  And I got Skunkler coming at me.
[01:13:52]  Why are you coming at me like that, you piece of shit?
[01:13:55]  Fucking coming at me like I'm some kind of a fucking half-speaker.
[01:13:58]  Never mind.
[01:13:59]  And to respect the country and its communist leaders.
[01:14:03]  Fortunately, these kind of complaints will happen less and less because censors are using WeChat and Twitter to find and silence people who are sharing non-state approved music.
[01:14:14]  Well, that's coming here to America if you idiots don't wake up.
[01:14:19]  If you people want Bernie Sanders, that's going to come here faster than you can imagine.
[01:14:24]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[01:14:26]  Uh, Joe, go to rot.
[01:14:27]  But the family members of police get plenty.
[01:14:31]  This video is from the wife of a police officer in Ujo.
[01:14:34]  She talks about getting so much food through her.
[01:14:37]  Oh my God, who keeps donating, dude?
[01:14:41]  Sunburst Unicorn now.
[01:14:43]  Sunburst Unicorn for Christ's sake, man.
[01:14:46]  Song that put a target on Michael.
[01:14:48]  Jumi, sue everybody, do me.
[01:14:50]  Kick me, kika me, don't you, black or white?
[01:14:53]  Oh, you remembered what I said on this past show on Thursday, late Thursday night, huh?
[01:14:57]  Or I should say early Friday morning.
[01:15:00]  You know what I'm talking about, babe.
[01:15:01]  Everybody out there knows what I'm talking about, all right?
[01:15:04]  Play fucking 30 more seconds of this Gray Steel coronavirus harsher of mellow bullshit so we can move on.
[01:15:11]  Sharing is caring.
[01:15:13]  Of course, most grocery stores still manage to get supplies unless police come in to confiscate the goods.
[01:15:20]  Yeah, I mean, this is Bernie Sanders right here, folks.
[01:15:23]  This is Bernie Sanders right here for all you Birdie bros.
[01:15:27]  All right.
[01:15:28]  I want to suck on Torreel's massive goat titties and Jaws of Tight Puss NNNGH.
[01:15:33]  Why not when I can wear how yes?
[01:15:36]  All right, great, dude.
[01:15:37]  I'm very proud of you.
[01:15:38]  And here's Diamond Joe again.
[01:15:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:15:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:43]  You won't think it's a hoax when the bathhouse you regularly go to is closed down due to deaths.
[01:15:49]  All right, dude.
[01:15:51]  Okay, dude.
[01:15:52]  Diamond Joe.

=== Bernie Sanders Goat Tits (05:44) ===

[01:15:53]  Oh, come on.
[01:15:55]  Down syndrome, Panda.
[01:16:00]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:02]  Hey, Daddy Ghost.
[01:16:03]  Here is a vid of our great president.
[01:16:05]  Does that make you happy?
[01:16:06]  You're a fucking piece of shit.
[01:16:08]  I know you're probably going to throw some goddamn Democrat DNC paid propaganda.
[01:16:13]  Fuck you, dude.
[01:16:13]  All right.
[01:16:14]  Fuck you, fucking Bernie Bro, leftist pieces of anti-American Democrat shit.
[01:16:21]  All right.
[01:16:22]  I'm telling you, if you are a Democrat in today's America, you are anti-American scum.
[01:16:28]  Do you understand me?
[01:16:30]  If you are a Democrat in today's America, you're anti-American scum.
[01:16:35]  And I want you to get the fuck out of my damn fucking stupid fucking shit right now.
[01:16:39]  Get out of my stream right now if you're a Democrat.
[01:16:43]  Get the fuck out of my stream if you're a goddamn stupid anti-American piece of crap Democrat.
[01:16:50]  You piece of shit.
[01:16:54]  All right, play a couple more seconds of this stupid fucking garbage by Gray Steel and we can move on.
[01:17:00]  We can move on.
[01:17:05]  I think we're done.
[01:17:05]  We're done with this shit.
[01:17:07]  We get it.
[01:17:08]  All right.
[01:17:08]  We get it.
[01:17:09]  Oh my God.
[01:17:09]  What?
[01:17:10]  Blade's sweaty, hairy fat ass in my mouth.
[01:17:13]  Can you fuck off, all right?
[01:17:15]  Look, I'm giving a little bit of appreciation to Blade at here.
[01:17:20]  What?
[01:17:21]  Oh, my God.
[01:17:22]  No offense, but you're a stupid ass.
[01:17:24]  Yeah, here's this Ron who continues to fucking donate the same shit every fucking broadcast.
[01:17:30]  The same shit.
[01:17:32]  The same fucking shit.
[01:17:36]  Good fucking God, dude.
[01:17:37]  All right, look, that's enough of Gray Steele, stupid fucking coronavirus garbage.
[01:17:42]  Yeah, thank you for fucking harshing our mellows with that shit, you fucking piece of trash.
[01:17:47]  Jesus Christ.
[01:17:50]  Where the hell are we at, for Christ's sake?
[01:17:52]  I don't have the engineer here with me, unfortunately.
[01:17:55]  So I'm doing everything on my own.
[01:17:58]  Look at all these fucking 20 buckers.
[01:18:00]  Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
[01:18:02]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:18:04]  Come on.
[01:18:07]  Jesus Christ, this next $20, $20, all right, for the Saturday Night Troll Show obligating me to watch a goddamn YouTube video was requested by Ghost at Work.
[01:18:17]  They didn't leave any text.
[01:18:18]  That's the fucking name of the idiot.
[01:18:20]  Ghost at Work.
[01:18:22]  Hold on, what the fuck?
[01:18:23]  Are you fucking joking, dude?
[01:18:26]  All right, this is obviously not me at work, okay?
[01:18:29]  But put the PC shot on.
[01:18:30]  What is this shit?
[01:18:35]  Thousand Ways to Die.
[01:18:36]  What do we have here?
[01:18:37]  What is this?
[01:18:38]  A couple of guys trying not to notice the dwarf?
[01:18:42]  No, this is Trevor.
[01:18:44]  The most capable ghost at work.
[01:18:46]  I'm in a wheelchair.
[01:18:47]  Yeah, real funny, you fucking idiot.
[01:18:51]  The industry report that was supposed to be on my desk last night.
[01:18:53]  Where is it?
[01:18:55]  Did you not do it before you went to your little party?
[01:18:57]  No, you said it was due on Friday.
[01:18:59]  No, it was due on my desk last night before.
[01:19:01]  Real fucking funny desk.
[01:19:04]  Hear that?
[01:19:06]  But the worst thing about Trevor is he was alive.
[01:19:11]  What?
[01:19:11]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:19:12]  He just stood up.
[01:19:14]  Never mind the coronavirus.
[01:19:16]  Department of Defense led me down with the peace agreement in Afghanistan.
[01:19:20]  Yeah, that's right.
[01:19:25]  What's up to TN Apostle, dude?
[01:19:27]  I forgot about you telling me that you had a contract.
[01:19:31]  And today there was a peace agreement with the Taliban.
[01:19:36]  Now, let's see if the Taliban honors that peace agreement.
[01:19:40]  But apparently, I think the peace agreement, as I see it, allows the Taliban.
[01:19:46]  What?
[01:19:46]  What?
[01:19:47]  Hold on.
[01:19:47]  What?
[01:19:49]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:50]  Spicks a coon and a wigger.
[01:19:51]  All right, great, Caroline.
[01:19:53]  Real fucking funny, all right?
[01:19:54]  But it allows the Taliban to kill the ISIS fighters that are miraculously there, the Al-Qaeda fighters that are miraculously there.
[01:20:03]  I think it's going to be rather interesting to see what happens.
[01:20:05]  All right.
[01:20:06]  But we've been there for 20 years with no end in sight.
[01:20:09]  It is a legitimate dirt hole, and it's time to, I mean, what are we doing?
[01:20:14]  We're policing for fuck's sake.
[01:20:16]  It's time to bring the troops home.
[01:20:17]  All right.
[01:20:19]  He had faked an on-the-job injury and was suitable.
[01:20:22]  This is supposed to be me at work.
[01:20:24]  Workers' compensation fraud costs businesses approximately $6 billion per year in premiums.
[01:20:30]  You will have this is not me, all right?
[01:20:33]  They had an injury on the job when it occurred actually on the baseball field, or they're exaggerating the injury.
[01:20:41]  This is not me.
[01:20:42]  Fuck you.
[01:20:43]  But today, in his haste, he failed to lock the door completely.
[01:20:48]  Great.
[01:20:50]  Oh, my God.
[01:20:51]  Uh-oh.
[01:20:52]  You're a fraud.
[01:20:54]  You faking bastard.
[01:20:55]  Harvey's gonna hear you.
[01:20:59]  That's pretty animated for an Asian.
[01:21:02]  That's pretty animated for an Asian shit.
[01:21:04]  Don't go up there, talk to him.
[01:21:05]  You have no idea what's going on here, all right?
[01:21:07]  Trevor saw his payday slipping away.
[01:21:10]  You bitch!
[01:21:11]  Come back here!
[01:21:11]  Don't close those doors!
[01:21:12]  Dance!
[01:21:13]  Get back in!
[01:21:14]  He redlined his wheelchair and open that door!
[01:21:23]  Got shifted.
[01:21:25]  No way!
[01:21:26]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:21:28]  No fucking way!
[01:21:32]  Some schmuck actually died like that, dude.
[01:21:34]  They could remove those and push the doors out if they need to.

=== Trevor Redlines Wheelchair (15:46) ===

[01:21:37]  The guy in the wheelchair probably combined weighed 500 pounds.
[01:21:40]  He was going about the car when he hit the bottom.
[01:21:43]  They got the elevator expert to let us know about this.
[01:21:46]  At least 45 miles an hour could have been as high as 60, 70.
[01:21:49]  He's flattered.
[01:21:51]  Oh, my fault.
[01:21:53]  Ladies and arms.
[01:21:55]  I don't mean to laugh, dude.
[01:21:57]  Rest in peace to the insurance fraud guy.
[01:22:00]  But good God.
[01:22:04]  Good God.
[01:22:05]  This is great news.
[01:22:06]  But then he got exposed.
[01:22:08]  You're a fraud.
[01:22:10]  He took the expression.
[01:22:12]  Oh, my God.
[01:22:13]  I'm sorry.
[01:22:14]  I shouldn't be laughing, dude.
[01:22:15]  This is not funny.
[01:22:17]  This is not funny.
[01:22:18]  But obviously, this is not me.
[01:22:19]  I know somebody, somebody who donated this, whoever donated this, this was Ghost at Work as his name.
[01:22:27]  So, anyway, but that was rather amusing.
[01:22:29]  All right, that was a little amusing.
[01:22:31]  All right.
[01:22:31]  Look, the night's still young.
[01:22:33]  It's not even 10:30 yet, okay?
[01:22:35]  We're going to do a couple of more because these damn things are piling up.
[01:22:39]  And here we go.
[01:22:40]  This ghost crap.
[01:22:41]  Here we go.
[01:22:42]  Oh, God.
[01:22:43]  It happened again.
[01:22:44]  I just soiled my wheelchair.
[01:22:45]  All right, Greg.
[01:22:47]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:22:49]  I'm not in a wheelchair, okay?
[01:22:51]  Anybody who's listening to me from IP2 and shit, I am not in a wheelchair.
[01:22:55]  Stop asking me if I'm in a wheelchair, R.I.P. ghost.
[01:23:01]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:02]  Rip ghost.
[01:23:03]  I am.
[01:23:04]  All right.
[01:23:04]  Thanks, Diamond Joe.
[01:23:06]  Whoever the fuck you are.
[01:23:06]  I've never even heard of you.
[01:23:08]  All right, but thanks a lot.
[01:23:09]  Thanks for nothing, dude.
[01:23:11]  All right, look, we got Brooke412.
[01:23:13]  She's a big fan always.
[01:23:15]  And she donated a $20, $20 saying short but sweet track to get the night started off right.
[01:23:23]  Maybe this is what we need.
[01:23:24]  Maybe this is what we need.
[01:23:26]  We got our mellows harshed by that asshole Gray Steele reminding us about this hoax coronavirus.
[01:23:33]  But hey, we're partying tonight.
[01:23:34]  It's a Saturday Night Troll Show.
[01:23:36]  We're not worried about shit like that right now.
[01:23:38]  All right.
[01:23:39]  Oh, Christ.
[01:23:41]  Look.
[01:23:42]  You know, Brooke 412, we're cool and all that, but this is not going to get the night started, dude.
[01:23:47]  This is not going to get the night started, okay?
[01:23:52]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:23:53]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:23:56]  This is a dog.
[01:23:58]  I don't really want to really care about a hole.
[01:24:01]  What the fuck?
[01:24:10]  What the hell is this shit?
[01:24:14]  Come on, pause this.
[01:24:16]  Is this where rap is going?
[01:24:18]  It's going to go on video games and shit.
[01:24:20]  And we're going to have like rap video game characters.
[01:24:23]  Like, we're going to have Pokemon busting a flow and shit and having you people go visit a fucking like, you know, a hologram rodent jumping up and down like he's got a hamster hanging out of his asshole rapping.
[01:24:33]  Is this where we're going?
[01:24:34]  Is this where the hell we're going?
[01:24:39]  I hope not.
[01:24:40]  I fire you.
[01:24:42]  Gas pump.
[01:24:43]  This gas film.
[01:24:49]  Flow like I'm Kirby.
[01:24:51]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:24:53]  And what is this character?
[01:24:54]  I'm seeing him.
[01:24:56]  Look, look at the people in the chat room.
[01:24:58]  Who is this fucking character?
[01:25:01]  Who is this character?
[01:25:03]  There's stickers for him in the chat room for Christ's sake.
[01:25:07]  I'm just off a couple Zams not a park.
[01:25:09]  Damn, I just pop a flat, not a person Stay around the banks like I'm earning Riding around, swerving Swerving around with birds I ain't gonna lie I don't like new rappers.
[01:25:19]  Look, the new music sucks.
[01:25:21]  I hate to say it.
[01:25:23]  The new music sucks the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper.
[01:25:27]  Okay?
[01:25:28]  It sucks.
[01:25:34]  This didn't set the night off well.
[01:25:41]  Kirby?
[01:25:43]  Kirby?
[01:25:45]  So you mean to tell me that this is an actual character that's rapping?
[01:25:51]  Oh, my God.
[01:25:52]  I want to nut hard in Torials Tight Virgin Puss Pussy.
[01:25:55]  Who in the hell is this sick fan fiction?
[01:25:59]  And why would anybody donate something like that?
[01:26:01]  What kind of a sick, demented pervert are you that thinks that that is like that is something appropriate to donate?
[01:26:10]  Anyway, Brooke 412, that didn't set off my night very well, dude.
[01:26:13]  I'm sorry.
[01:26:14]  I'm sorry.
[01:26:15]  Anyway, cheers to Brooke 412 either way.
[01:26:19]  Let's get a couple more in here, all right?
[01:26:21]  Blucifer, my friend at work introduced me to this group, and now I can't get it out of my head.
[01:26:28]  $40, $40, double-whoa!
[01:26:31]  Chat picks the first song.
[01:26:33]  You will chose the last.
[01:26:35]  Whoa!
[01:26:37]  So he did a back-to-back.
[01:26:39]  The Rocksmith dude did two $20, $20 at the same time.
[01:26:45]  I mean, good God, man.
[01:26:47]  Cheers to the Rocksmith dude, by the way.
[01:26:49]  He always donates some pretty good stuff.
[01:26:51]  So when we get to the Rocksmith Dude's Dono, it's going to be up to the chat, the first one, and the second one is going to be up to me.
[01:26:58]  So cheers to the Rocksmith dude.
[01:27:01]  Definitely, baby.
[01:27:02]  Cheers to the Rocksmith dude.
[01:27:04]  Anyway, let's continue.
[01:27:06]  Blucifer said that my friend at work introduced me to this group, and now I can't get it out of my head.
[01:27:12]  My new guilty pleasure, time to party on the subway to Seoul, boys.
[01:27:17]  Are you talking about Seoul, South Korea?
[01:27:19]  Well, let's take a look at this, all right?
[01:27:21]  I've never heard of this.
[01:27:22]  Oh, this better not be that fucking stupid fruity boy band or that fucking stupid chick metal bullshit.
[01:27:29]  This better not be that, man.
[01:27:30]  I'm not even joking.
[01:27:31]  Oh, Christ.
[01:27:34]  No, it's these seductress temptresses.
[01:27:39]  Yeah, all right.
[01:27:40]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:27:41]  All right.
[01:27:41]  Here it is, folks.
[01:27:42]  All right.
[01:27:43]  This was once again.
[01:27:45]  Hold on.
[01:27:46]  Put the PC shot off.
[01:27:47]  Who the hell requested this?
[01:27:49]  Blucifer.
[01:27:50]  So this is what Blucifer is bumping in his car whenever he's going to and from work.
[01:27:56]  So if you ever see like a fruity male singing this, there he is, okay?
[01:28:02]  There he is.
[01:28:07]  What the hell?
[01:28:11]  Oh my god, this enemy shit.
[01:28:14]  This is anime shit.
[01:28:16]  This is anime bullshit.
[01:28:19]  God, man.
[01:28:20]  I hate enemy.
[01:28:24]  I fucking hate enemy, you stupid idiot.
[01:28:28]  You know this pisses me off.
[01:28:31]  You know this pisses me off.
[01:28:34]  Oh, you fucking cartoon fetish freaks.
[01:28:38]  You know, you cartoon fetish fucking freaks, man.
[01:28:43]  God!
[01:28:43]  Damn it!
[01:28:47]  I'm tired of you stupid, sick, cartoon, fetish had them fruits, man.
[01:28:52]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:28:57]  Oh my god.
[01:28:58]  And to think there's probably a crop of people that are listening to this on my broadcast waxing their carrot watching this bullshit.
[01:29:07]  They're probably fanning their nuts right now watching this bullshit.
[01:29:13]  Good God.
[01:29:17]  This is cringe, dude.
[01:29:19]  How long is this?
[01:29:20]  How long?
[01:29:21]  A three minutes?
[01:29:24]  Oh my god.
[01:29:27]  This is horrible cringe, dude.
[01:29:31]  This is horrible cringe.
[01:29:38]  I don't even know what to say.
[01:29:39]  I'm speechless, dude.
[01:29:40]  You all know I hate enemy.
[01:29:43]  You all know I hate anime, dude.
[01:29:47]  Y'all are fucking up my Blade appreciation stream.
[01:29:50]  You know that?
[01:29:52]  At least Blade is trying to bang some real J-cuffers.
[01:29:56]  You know that?
[01:29:57]  At least Only Use Me Blade is trying to bang some J-cuffers.
[01:30:01]  And here you guys are tickling your asshole watching some fucking cartoon fetished women.
[01:30:07]  Oh, Christ.
[01:30:09]  And everybody in here that likes this takes it in the ass.
[01:30:13]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:30:16]  Yeah, Blucifer, you are a baguette.
[01:30:19]  All right, that's all I gotta say.
[01:30:21]  You are a baguette.
[01:30:23]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:30:28]  At least Blade, only use me Blade, wants some J-cuffers in his face, and he wants real ones.
[01:30:34]  Okay?
[01:30:35]  Not some stupid waifu enemy we bullshit.
[01:30:43]  I mean, I'm looking at the chat room.
[01:30:45]  Look at these people.
[01:30:46]  You can tell who's fanning their nuts to this.
[01:30:49]  Yeah, you can tell who's fanning their fucking nuts to this crap.
[01:30:56]  Jesus Christ.
[01:30:57]  How long?
[01:30:58]  Can we hurry up?
[01:30:59]  Yeah, thumbs down this shit.
[01:31:01]  Thumbs down.
[01:31:03]  Everybody who, thumbs down this bullshit.
[01:31:06]  All right, get this shit off my fuck.
[01:31:08]  Take it off my fucking screen.
[01:31:10]  For Christ's sake, Blucifer.
[01:31:12]  Look, let me tell you something, man.
[01:31:14]  I'm trying to get into the night here, okay?
[01:31:16]  This is a blade appreciation stream.
[01:31:18]  This is a leap day.
[01:31:20]  We're not going to see a day like this again for another four years.
[01:31:24]  And you guys are harshing my mellow with this fucking fruit bowl garbage.
[01:31:28]  All right?
[01:31:28]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:31:30]  You fucking cartoon fetish-loving pieces of garbage.
[01:31:33]  You need to start recognizing that you need to bump a live woman.
[01:31:37]  All right.
[01:31:38]  Maybe it'll give you a little bit of confidence.
[01:31:40]  You know?
[01:31:40]  Maybe you won't be a slovenly, disgusting, despicable, fat, pimple-faced, four-eyed, freckle-faced, beating stepchild your whole fucking life.
[01:31:51]  All right.
[01:31:52]  Who else we got?
[01:31:52]  We got Skunkler.
[01:31:53]  All right.
[01:31:54]  Skunkler's already fucking giving me like three or four 25 buckers for Christ's sake.
[01:31:59]  So Skunkler, let's go ahead and get to his.
[01:32:02]  He said, why I ava, excuse me, why I envision when Ghost says, or what I envision when Ghost says that he will stomp a mud hole in our asses, I'm officially scared now of your deadly weapons.
[01:32:16]  Let me tell you something, dude.
[01:32:17]  You sons of bitches don't know who the fuck I am, all right?
[01:32:20]  But I'll tell you something right now.
[01:32:21]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[01:32:23]  I don't need to remind you that I what Diamond Joe carrot in chat if your carrot is well and truly waxed now.
[01:32:34]  Yeah, look at this.
[01:32:35]  You see this fucking freak show?
[01:32:36]  This fucking weeb, this fucking waifu idiot, you stupid son of a bitch.
[01:32:41]  Let me tell you something right now.
[01:32:42]  I could clench my fist, put them in my pockets, and walk outside my goddamn door and I'd be arrested for carrying lethal weapons.
[01:32:50]  You understand me?
[01:32:52]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[01:32:53]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[01:32:56]  All right.
[01:32:57]  I get into bar brawls for exercise.
[01:33:00]  That's how much of a badass I am.
[01:33:01]  All right.
[01:33:03]  I'm a bad motherfucker, for Christ's sake.
[01:33:05]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:33:07]  So don't fuck with me.
[01:33:08]  All right.
[01:33:09]  Don't fuck with me.
[01:33:12]  And who the hell is this?
[01:33:14]  Who the hell is Terrell's massive titan?
[01:33:17]  Who the fuck are you talking about, you idiot?
[01:33:19]  Jesus Christ.
[01:33:21]  All right, here it is.
[01:33:22]  Let's get to Skunkler.
[01:33:24]  And once again, Skunkler supposedly envisions me doing this whenever I say I'm going to stomp a mud hole in your ass, whatever the fuck that means.
[01:33:33]  All right, so let's go ahead and get to Skunkler's.
[01:33:37]  What the hell is this, Skunkler?
[01:33:38]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:33:39]  What is this shit?
[01:33:42]  Oh, fuck you, dude.
[01:33:45]  fuck you, who the fuck, what the fuck kind of big nosed, what kind of a big nosed hobbit is that?
[01:33:51]  What the fuck is that?
[01:33:55]  Is that human?
[01:33:58]  Is that fucking...
[01:33:59]  What the fuck?
[01:34:01]  It's a violent hobbit.
[01:34:07]  Hey, what is he?
[01:34:08]  A policeman or something?
[01:34:09]  What's this fucking fruity uniform?
[01:34:10]  This goddamn fucking big-nosed fucking goblin.
[01:34:13]  I don't even know what to call him.
[01:34:20]  What the fuck?
[01:34:23]  What?
[01:34:24]  What is this?
[01:34:27]  And this guy talks like he's a goddamn.
[01:34:29]  Like he's like Chippin' Dale or something.
[01:34:33]  Cha-cha-cha-chip and Dale.
[01:34:35]  Big-nose goblin.
[01:34:36]  Chi-cha-cha-chippandale.
[01:34:41]  this is obviously not me okay what the fuck He's getting out of the car.
[01:34:55]  Are you kidding me?
[01:34:56]  treat this fucking goblin like a kid uh... uh...
[01:35:05]  Are you shitting me?
[01:35:13]  Did they make the merchant after this guy's face?
[01:35:17]  What the fuck was what the hell did I just watch?
[01:35:20]  I just watched a violent big-nose goblin midget that I don't know, man.
[01:35:28]  All right.
[01:35:29]  You guys are fucking sick.
[01:35:32]  That was Skunkler, right?
[01:35:33]  Of course it's Skunkler.
[01:35:35]  Of course, it was this Midget Ghost.
[01:35:38]  Oh, my God.
[01:35:39]  IAA, Ak, it happened again.
[01:35:41]  I just soiled my tiny little wheelchair.
[01:35:44]  Engineering.
[01:35:44]  Tiny little wheelchair.
[01:35:45]  Now I've got a tiny wheelchair.
[01:35:47]  Now I've got a tiny wheelchair.
[01:35:49]  That's fresh.
[01:35:51]  Yeah, that's fucking fresh.
[01:35:52]  Now I got a tiny wheelchair.
[01:35:53]  Not just a wheelchair, but a fucking tiny one at that.
[01:35:56]  That's great.
[01:35:57]  That's fucking great.
[01:35:58]  All right.
[01:35:59]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:00]  All right.
[01:36:01]  Let me see.
[01:36:01]  How many more of these do we have?
[01:36:02]  We got a lot more of these, but let me see.
[01:36:05]  Let me get to one, two.
[01:36:07]  God, Jesus Christ.
[01:36:08]  Three, four.
[01:36:09]  All right, let me get a couple more in here.
[01:36:11]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:36:12]  Right when I say that, right when I say it, right when I say it, dude.
[01:36:20]  Yeah, Flash's old stuff is way better than that.
[01:36:23]  Anyway, this next one is unspeakably grotesque.
[01:36:26]  It's a song about how this guy wants to screw a husky.
[01:36:30]  I'm not even trolling.
[01:36:33]  Sick fuck.
[01:36:34]  A husky, dude.
[01:36:35]  I don't want to.
[01:36:36]  Why would you think that I or anybody that's listening to this, Brooke?
[01:36:40]  Why would you think that we'd want to even be privy to that?
[01:36:45]  Why do you think that we even want to have anything to do with that at all?
[01:36:51]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[01:36:53]  All right.
[01:36:53]  Let me tell you something, man.
[01:36:55]  I mean, you guys, if y'all have to.
[01:36:59]  All right, never mind.
[01:37:00]  Let me just move on here.
[01:37:01]  What?
[01:37:03]  Dancing Israelis.
[01:37:05]  Oh, my God.
[01:37:06]  Midget ghost soils his midget wheelchair.
[01:37:09]  Dude, I'm not a midget, first of all, all right?
[01:37:13]  Oh, come on.
[01:37:15]  Sup ghost here as some 80s cheers.
[01:37:18]  Hey, dude, thank you very much there, Train Lover 567.
[01:37:23]  I do appreciate it.

=== Capitalist Polar Bear Video (03:40) ===

[01:37:24]  Anyway, I got to get to Capitalist Polar Bears Dono.
[01:37:27]  And cheers to Noble Savage, by the way, with another diamond.
[01:37:30]  He just donated a Ninja Genie, by the way.
[01:37:33]  And they have the jaw power of a teenage gorilla.
[01:37:37]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:37:38]  And they have the.
[01:37:39]  What the hell is that?
[01:37:41]  $100, Skunkler!
[01:37:43]  $100!
[01:37:45]  Number one, prove to use you're not in a wheelchair.
[01:37:48]  Maybe a barrel roll off your desk.
[01:37:49]  Number two, let's do raids.
[01:37:52]  Maybe skip videos to later.
[01:37:53]  And number three, tell us how you're living vicariously via blade.
[01:37:57]  I'm not living vicariously through blade.
[01:38:00]  First of all, thank you for the hundred.
[01:38:03]  Let me just play Capital's polar bear.
[01:38:04]  Jesus Christ, just Skunkler just made it rain.
[01:38:07]  And you know, I hate when he does this because this is what Skunkler is thinking in his head right now, right?
[01:38:12]  He's thinking that he just stuck a digital hundred right up my twat.
[01:38:17]  And he's like, all right, slapping me on my ass saying, yeah, all right, ghost.
[01:38:20]  Go ahead.
[01:38:21]  Come on.
[01:38:22]  Go ahead and dance, baby.
[01:38:23]  All right.
[01:38:24]  Go ahead and dance, baby.
[01:38:26]  All right, look, I got to get to Capitalist Polar Bears, and then we'll take a break, all right?
[01:38:31]  Skunkler threw the $100 down.
[01:38:34]  So let me get to Capitalist Polar Bear because he throws a lot down, too.
[01:38:37]  And we're going to get to.
[01:38:38]  Hey, what's up to Job for Nine, dude?
[01:38:40]  Cheers to you as well.
[01:38:41]  Job for nine with a couple of diamonds on him.
[01:38:43]  Cheers to you, man.
[01:38:44]  You're like the second biggest donator of diamonds here or of lemons for the month.
[01:38:51]  So cheers to Job for Nine, man.
[01:38:53]  Anyway, let's get to Capitalist Polar Bear.
[01:38:56]  Job for nine.
[01:38:57]  Look at that.
[01:38:57]  Job for nine, man.
[01:38:58]  Dropping diamonds on him.
[01:39:00]  Job for nine, dropping diamonds on him.
[01:39:02]  Look at them diamonds.
[01:39:04]  Anyway, let me get to Capitalist Polar Bear.
[01:39:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:39:06]  A Ninja Genie.
[01:39:08]  A Ninja Genie from Job for Nine.
[01:39:11]  I mean, good God.
[01:39:13]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:39:15]  Cheers to Job for Nine.
[01:39:17]  Let me tell you something.
[01:39:18]  Making it rain on them hoes.
[01:39:21]  All right.
[01:39:21]  That's all I got to say.
[01:39:22]  Making it rain on them hoes.
[01:39:24]  Another Ninja Genie for Job for Nine.
[01:39:28]  I mean, good God.
[01:39:31]  Oh, my God.
[01:39:32]  Let me tell you something right now.
[01:39:33]  All right.
[01:39:34]  Since Job for Nine is making it rain with the Ninja Genies, I think it's only right for me to put another thousand, if I can, into the treasure chest.
[01:39:45]  Am I right or am I right or am I right?
[01:39:47]  Or am I right?
[01:39:48]  Right?
[01:39:49]  Let's just go ahead and do it.
[01:39:51]  Let's go ahead.
[01:39:52]  Let's bust out another thousand.
[01:39:54]  And let's see if we can put it into the, well, hold on.
[01:39:57]  Let me make it 500 first.
[01:39:59]  All right, because I don't know what my limit is and shit.
[01:40:02]  I don't know what my limit is.
[01:40:03]  So let me make it 500 and then we'll see what's up, okay?
[01:40:08]  Here it is.
[01:40:08]  There we go.
[01:40:09]  Another 500 into the treasure chest.
[01:40:12]  All right.
[01:40:13]  Wow, man.
[01:40:14]  Cheers once again, Job for Nine.
[01:40:16]  Noble Savage, the Capitalist Polar Bear.
[01:40:19]  You guys rock dropping them lemons on him.
[01:40:21]  Everybody else who's dropping lemons, thank you, dude.
[01:40:24]  You're adding once again to the treasure chest.
[01:40:27]  So let's go ahead and get to Capitalist Polar Bears video.
[01:40:30]  We're going to take a break from videos.
[01:40:32]  And then once we take a break from the videos, we're going to go ahead and maybe do some stream raids because that's what everybody wants.
[01:40:38]  I mean, Skunkler just donated a $100 bill for that, baby.
[01:40:41]  So we got to do what we got to do.
[01:40:43]  All right, Capitalist Polar Bear.
[01:40:44]  As a matter of fact, let me see what Capitalist Polar Bear said about this video.
[01:40:48]  He said, back on the reservation doing some work, here is some evening drum music.
[01:40:54]  Some evening drum music.
[01:40:56]  All right, let's go ahead and take a look at it here.
[01:40:58]  Looks like a little bit of a powwow or something.
[01:41:01]  Let's go ahead and take a look at it.

=== Chief Slap-A-Hoe Dance (03:02) ===

[01:41:05]  Uh-oh.
[01:41:06]  And by the way, Skunkler here, I'm going to try to dance.
[01:41:12]  I'm going to do a chief slap-a-hoe dance.
[01:41:15]  Let me do a chief slap-a-hoe dance.
[01:41:17]  Everybody ready?
[01:41:18]  Here, look.
[01:41:19]  I'm standing up.
[01:41:20]  Okay?
[01:41:21]  I'm staring up.
[01:41:22]  Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya.
[01:41:25]  I mean, hey-yeah, hey-ya, hey-ya, hey.
[01:41:29]  Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya, hey.
[01:41:32]  Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-yah-ho.
[01:41:36]  I mean, you hear that?
[01:41:38]  I'm stomping my feet, baby.
[01:41:41]  Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya-ho!
[01:41:44]  Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya-ho!
[01:41:50]  All right, so that should show you I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
[01:41:58]  That should show you I'm not in a damn wheelchair there, Skunkler.
[01:42:02]  Take a dirty hole.
[01:42:30]  Shut up.
[01:42:31]  I was stomping my feet, dude.
[01:42:32]  Shut up.
[01:42:33]  I wasn't slapping my desk, you idiot.
[01:42:35]  My desk was moving because I was stomping my feet.
[01:42:46]  I was not slapping the desk, you dumb shithead.
[01:42:50]  Shut up!
[01:42:53]  Just shut your goddamn mouth!
[01:42:55]  I wanna post feed pics because my feed are really bad.
[01:43:15]  They don't look good.
[01:43:16]  My feet do not look good.
[01:43:23]  I have ogre feet.
[01:43:24]  Have you ever seen ogre feet?
[01:43:26]  That's what my feet look like.
[01:43:28]  I'm never showing anybody my feet.
[01:43:44]  I don't have any blade feet.
[01:43:45]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:43:48]  I don't have a sore on my toe.
[01:43:50]  I don't have a damn toe that's that's about to fall off.
[01:43:53]  All right.
[01:43:55]  I don't have any leg holes.
[01:43:57]  Look a dirty how, look a dirty.

=== Blade Feet Toe Sore Check (14:36) ===

[01:44:07]  Hold on, pause.
[01:44:09]  But this shit is my jam.
[01:44:10]  And despite it being about New York, this song reminds me of you and baller niggas out there.
[01:44:15]  Oh, yeah, Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[01:44:17]  Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[01:44:18]  We're going to get to yours in just a second.
[01:44:20]  Right after we're done with this, we're going to take a break.
[01:44:23]  We're going to do some stream raids for a second.
[01:44:26]  And then we're, uh, then we'll move on.
[01:44:32]  Hold on, somebody's donating again.
[01:44:38]  He wasn't slapping his desk.
[01:44:40]  In fact, he wasn't slapping anything at all.
[01:44:43]  I couldn't hear a single thing.
[01:44:45]  He was just.
[01:44:45]  Oh, get the fuck.
[01:44:46]  All right, shut up, all right?
[01:44:48]  Just get the fuck out of here, all right?
[01:44:51]  You don't know shit, ST Mike Demean G. You're just some fucking troll, dude.
[01:44:55]  You're just some troll that just that just wants to shit talk me and make me look like an idiot.
[01:45:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:45:02]  I'm not even kidding, right?
[01:45:03]  I wish you wish you had a little bit of respect.
[01:45:06]  I wish you had a little bit of respect there.
[01:45:08]  Fucking Milky Liquor.
[01:45:10]  All right, look, let's go ahead and do some stream raids here.
[01:45:13]  And let's see what kind of stream raids we can do.
[01:45:15]  Now, unfortunately, I don't think we can do any stream raids on Twitch because, you know, the reason they make it such safe spaces is so that the subscribers are the exclusive ones in the chat room, and that's kind of fucking lame.
[01:45:29]  So let me see.
[01:45:30]  You know what?
[01:45:31]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:45:32]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:45:34]  Who the fuck is this Landon Tails idiot?
[01:45:37]  Every time I click on a Landon Tails, it's some fucking douchebag that is just rehashing fucking content that other people have done.
[01:45:48]  You know, like looking over blade shit.
[01:45:50]  I mean, who the fuck?
[01:45:51]  Let's raid this piece of trash.
[01:45:53]  All right.
[01:45:54]  Here, let's rate this piece of trash.
[01:45:58]  He's a Canadian at that, for Christ's sake.
[01:46:00]  Who in the hell is donating?
[01:46:02]  Who the hell is fucking watching this piece of crap?
[01:46:04]  Probably hidden cameras.
[01:46:06]  Who is watching this stupid fucking loser?
[01:46:08]  Look at him.
[01:46:08]  He looks dopey as hell.
[01:46:09]  Looks like he's already been dropped about four times on his head.
[01:46:13]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:15]  Anybody who goes to his chat room right now and puts Trump 2020, I'm giving them a shout out right now.
[01:46:23]  Anybody who puts Trump 2020, Pettis, what's going on?
[01:46:26]  John Conquest, what's going on?
[01:46:29]  And other people are putting GX.
[01:46:30]  Tyler, 225905.
[01:46:33]  Poindexter Rose.
[01:46:34]  Deandre Meta Wolf.
[01:46:37]  All right.
[01:46:37]  What's going on?
[01:46:38]  Boganoff.
[01:46:39]  I'm a Machine.
[01:46:41]  I'm the Banana Man.
[01:46:43]  Tatters.
[01:46:44]  Flamin' Creations.
[01:46:45]  Pickleman.
[01:46:46]  Sean Rushford.
[01:46:48]  What's going on?
[01:46:48]  Spermi the Cat, Barry Blackberry, Pixar, Pixar Builder563, Mr. Percy.
[01:46:56]  What's going on, Hunter Greer?
[01:46:58]  What's going on, Tijuana Genius?
[01:47:00]  What's going on, Clown World?
[01:47:02]  Gears fan for the world.
[01:47:03]  What's up, Hunter Greer?
[01:47:06]  What's up, Mick X?
[01:47:07]  We can do it on stream as well.
[01:47:08]  What's going on, dude?
[01:47:10]  Venom Snake TV.
[01:47:13]  What's going on, man?
[01:47:14]  Look at this guy.
[01:47:15]  He looks a little uncomfortable.
[01:47:16]  Give me a blowjob, didn't you?
[01:47:18]  He looks a little uncomfortable.
[01:47:19]  This fucking guy right here.
[01:47:20]  Look at him.
[01:47:21]  You're a fucking Canadian Justin Trudeau cum gurgler.
[01:47:26]  Fucking piece of crap.
[01:47:29]  Hey, look at this.
[01:47:30]  What happened?
[01:47:31]  What happened?
[01:47:32]  The fucking Canadian bacon internet that they've got over there.
[01:47:35]  That's what happened.
[01:47:37]  The Canadian bacon internet they've got.
[01:47:39]  What's up, me how?
[01:47:40]  What is your plan here, Tom?
[01:47:42]  I mean, I roll both ways.
[01:47:43]  I'm a little bit biased.
[01:47:44]  What's going on, Squirt?
[01:47:45]  Have you done with that, homie?
[01:47:46]  Squid Boy23.
[01:47:48]  El Nick Edwards, MMOs, Tatters.
[01:47:52]  Then it's okay.
[01:47:53]  I can just assail him.
[01:47:54]  What the hell is it?
[01:47:55]  Is this supposed to be Denino?
[01:47:57]  Oh, no.
[01:48:00]  Oh, no.
[01:48:01]  Oh, God.
[01:48:04]  It just soiled my wheels.
[01:48:05]  Jesus Christ.
[01:48:08]  Don't donate to this loser.
[01:48:11]  Are you kidding me?
[01:48:11]  Don't donate to this guy.
[01:48:17]  I will add it to my collection.
[01:48:19]  Great.
[01:48:20]  Ghost politics in the house.
[01:48:21]  Great.
[01:48:22]  Let me get out of here.
[01:48:23]  He's giving me information.
[01:48:24]  He's giving me props.
[01:48:26]  Get me out of here.
[01:48:27]  Leave it there.
[01:48:27]  Get me out of here.
[01:48:30]  What?
[01:48:30]  May I just say fuck niggers?
[01:48:32]  Oh, dude.
[01:48:33]  Come on.
[01:48:33]  ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[01:48:35]  That's fucking horrible, dude.
[01:48:36]  You're not a member of the fucking.
[01:48:37]  That's fucking horrible, dude.
[01:48:39]  And look, he's already watching my stream.
[01:48:40]  Get me out of here.
[01:48:41]  Get me out of here.
[01:48:43]  Get me the fuck out of here, right?
[01:48:45]  Get him out of here.
[01:48:47]  What up, chat?
[01:48:48]  All right, get him out of here.
[01:48:49]  Get him out of my screen.
[01:48:50]  Get that fucking fruit bowl, Canadian bacon, maple leaf up the ass, having moose antler up the fucking ass-looking piece of Tom Green, one ball-sucking piece of shit off my screen.
[01:49:00]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[01:49:03]  Who the hell else do we have to raid here in the IP2 network for Christ's sake, man?
[01:49:08]  You guys are giving this guy shekels.
[01:49:09]  Don't give this guy shekels.
[01:49:10]  Are you kidding me?
[01:49:13]  Good God.
[01:49:14]  All right, who else do we got here?
[01:49:16]  How about Toe Andy?
[01:49:17]  You know, Toe Andy, we really can't raid because poor bastards.
[01:49:21]  Not only did he have his stream labs removed, but for whatever reason, his PayPal got banned for whatever reason.
[01:49:26]  I have no idea what the hell that is.
[01:49:29]  You want to go to this black guy?
[01:49:31]  Go with the black guy at the bottom, ghost.
[01:49:32]  Somebody said, All right, we'll go with the black guy at the bottom.
[01:49:34]  How about that?
[01:49:37]  What the fuck is this brother doing?
[01:49:41]  What the fuck is this brother doing?
[01:49:47]  Is this a joke?
[01:49:49]  Is this how the?
[01:49:49]  I mean, look, I like the couch, even though it looks like, you know, faux leather.
[01:49:53]  You know, I like the lighting scheme.
[01:49:55]  What the fuck kind of drawing is that?
[01:49:57]  Is that art?
[01:49:58]  Is that his art?
[01:49:59]  Whenever he's smoking like a motherfucker, this motherfucker's out here.
[01:50:04]  Are you kidding?
[01:50:05]  This guy's smoking alone with 10 people watching.
[01:50:08]  Now, 12.
[01:50:09]  Anyway, what's up to Flaming Creations?
[01:50:12]  Bogging off.
[01:50:14]  GX.
[01:50:15]  Uh-oh.
[01:50:16]  At Ghost Politics, Trump 2020.
[01:50:18]  Uh-oh.
[01:50:19]  At Merlin's Goat, Chuck.
[01:50:20]  Oh, he just got texted.
[01:50:22]  He's getting up.
[01:50:23]  You're getting this brother angry.
[01:50:25]  You're getting this brother angry.
[01:50:28]  Uh-oh.
[01:50:29]  Ghost politics.
[01:50:30]  Trump 2020.
[01:50:33]  Trump 2020.
[01:50:34]  Man, you're triggering this, brother.
[01:50:38]  You're triggering this, brother.
[01:50:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:50:44]  How did we know he wasn't a Trump fan?
[01:50:48]  What gave it away?
[01:50:52]  I mean, what gave it away?
[01:50:56]  We're harshing.
[01:50:57]  This brother's mellow.
[01:50:58]  Putting Trump 2020.
[01:51:00]  I just tried to hide people.
[01:51:02]  There's so many people saying it, dude.
[01:51:04]  Oh, fuck.
[01:51:06]  I only got a few.
[01:51:09]  I mean, this is Trump 2020.
[01:51:10]  Look at him.
[01:51:11]  He's getting fucking triggered.
[01:51:14]  Obviously, a birdie, bro, right?
[01:51:15]  Obviously, a fucking Bernie bro.
[01:51:18]  All right, guys.
[01:51:18]  Look, everybody who just here, hit that sub button because if you don't know, if you don't know, we're building a game.
[01:51:26]  And, you know, oh, he's building a game.
[01:51:28]  Well, let's check it out, brother.
[01:51:31]  Let's check it out.
[01:51:31]  Wait a minute, SJC.
[01:51:34]  Are you fucking SJC?
[01:51:37]  Are you fucking joking me?
[01:51:38]  You're friends with SJC, this fucking tard, this disgusting piece of trash that got fucking ejected from the IP2 network.
[01:51:48]  You're fucking making a video game with this twat.
[01:51:52]  Oh, God, dude.
[01:51:53]  Party foul, dude.
[01:51:55]  Party fucking foul.
[01:51:57]  Oh, my God.
[01:51:58]  Hold on.
[01:51:59]  I accidentally silenced this brother.
[01:52:00]  Hurry up, motherfucker.
[01:52:02]  Oh, my God, dude.
[01:52:05]  All right.
[01:52:05]  I'm working on it.
[01:52:07]  You have got to be shitting me.
[01:52:08]  Why?
[01:52:09]  Okay.
[01:52:09]  Why?
[01:52:10]  You can throw shit.
[01:52:11]  You got teammates.
[01:52:13]  Okay.
[01:52:13]  Your teammates can fucking.
[01:52:15]  And is that fucking Lucha?
[01:52:17]  Is that that fucking idiot Lucha who put yeah, you know, this guy, Lucha, okay, he actually put a billboard in Los Angeles advertising his Twitch fucking channel.
[01:52:29]  Nobody listens to him.
[01:52:30]  He gets like five viewer Andy.
[01:52:34]  He gets like five viewer Andy.
[01:52:35]  I got Gary over here, Gary.
[01:52:38]  Fucking Gary, not Gary the content reducer, dude.
[01:52:44]  Not can not Gary the content reducer.
[01:52:48]  Who is this guy?
[01:52:49]  Why is Merlin's goat on the IP2 network?
[01:52:53]  Why is this fucking bro?
[01:52:55]  Is this affirmative action or something for the IP2?
[01:52:58]  Seriously, is this affirmative action for IP2?
[01:53:02]  I mean, this guy has put everybody IP2 fucking hates into a video game.
[01:53:07]  Where's Burger Planet while you're at it?
[01:53:10]  Where's Burger Planet while you're at it?
[01:53:12]  Let me get the.
[01:53:14]  I want your big black.
[01:53:15]  Oh, no.
[01:53:17]  Give me the fucking salami.
[01:53:19]  Daddy.
[01:53:20]  No.
[01:53:20]  Oh, my God.
[01:53:21]  No.
[01:53:22]  Hold on.
[01:53:23]  We got another $20, $20.
[01:53:25]  The fucking what? Nostalgia fag.
[01:53:27]  All right, whatever.
[01:53:28]  That's weird, dude.
[01:53:31]  Dude, why are you saying?
[01:53:34]  Dude, I'm at a loss for words.
[01:53:36]  Hold on, let me go.
[01:53:37]  Why is Merlin's goat on IP2 when he's making a video game of everybody IP2 fucking hates?
[01:53:44]  I mean, Lucha is an annoying burrito-eating fucking rubber tortilla chooting immigrant.
[01:53:49]  Okay?
[01:53:50]  SJC just got banned from IP2 because he's a fucking idiot.
[01:53:55]  Pretending to be retarded, you know, fucking swatting people and shit.
[01:54:00]  All right.
[01:54:01]  And then fucking Gary the content reducer.
[01:54:04]  Gary the content reducer.
[01:54:06]  Who is this, brother?
[01:54:07]  Is there anybody from IP2?
[01:54:10]  Can they explain this to me?
[01:54:11]  Because I don't get it.
[01:54:12]  This guy should be off.
[01:54:14]  This is affirmative action by IP2.
[01:54:17]  And this guy needs to be fucking off for Christ's sake.
[01:54:21]  Give me a break.
[01:54:24]  This guy's making a fucking video game with fucking losers, man.
[01:54:28]  Larry the content reducer.
[01:54:30]  Fucking dumbass burrito eating lucha and this fucking autistic retarded moron SJC.
[01:54:39]  Let me just show you.
[01:54:40]  God.
[01:54:41]  No, I don't want to see any more.
[01:54:43]  I'm done, dude.
[01:54:44]  You're banning everybody.
[01:54:45]  You're a fucking Bernie bro.
[01:54:47]  You're pathetic.
[01:54:48]  I cannot believe that you're making a video game out of these pricks.
[01:54:52]  I mean, seriously, everybody, you know, go on IP2 right now.
[01:54:57]  Oh, Jesus, what is this?
[01:54:59]  It's about to say, vote for Bernie.
[01:55:02]  Oh, no.
[01:55:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:04]  Who donated that?
[01:55:06]  Oh, shit.
[01:55:07]  That's a chargeback.
[01:55:09]  What the fuck?
[01:55:10]  That's a chargeback.
[01:55:11]  Brother, you should play it, man.
[01:55:13]  You're lucky you're even getting donos.
[01:55:15]  I don't even know what that is.
[01:55:20]  Oh, man.
[01:55:21]  That's a chargeback, dude.
[01:55:22]  What a scammer, dude.
[01:55:28]  What a scammer.
[01:55:30]  I have no idea.
[01:55:31]  we have to take that down someone said scammed I don't know, bro.
[01:55:39]  We have to take that down.
[01:55:40]  That's in the N-word Don Awe.
[01:55:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:43]  What a Bernie Bro, SJW piece of crap, man.
[01:55:47]  Huh?
[01:55:48]  I bet you if fucking Richard Pryor was saying that shit, you wouldn't fucking take it down, wouldn't you?
[01:55:53]  Huh?
[01:55:53]  All right, we're leaving this guy.
[01:55:54]  Fuck this.
[01:55:55]  Fuck this guy.
[01:55:56]  As a matter of fact, IP2, if you're listening, take this social fucking justice brother down.
[01:56:02]  He's making video games out of burrito eating lucha out of content reducer, fucking receding hairline, fucking, what the hell's his name?
[01:56:11]  Fucking fucking, the container, Gary.
[01:56:15]  And SJC.
[01:56:16]  Bernie, vote for Bernie.
[01:56:18]  Oh, my.
[01:56:18]  Listen to him, Vert for Bernie.
[01:56:20]  Fuck you.
[01:56:21]  Fuck off, all right?
[01:56:23]  Man, I want my dibs, baby.
[01:56:25]  I want my dibs, baby.
[01:56:27]  That's what I want, baby.
[01:56:28]  All right, take it off.
[01:56:29]  Take him out of here.
[01:56:30]  He's a fucking Bernie bro.
[01:56:31]  Get him out.
[01:56:32]  As a matter of fact, mass dislike.
[01:56:35]  Everybody, mass dislike right now.
[01:56:37]  What a piece of Bernie Bro trash.
[01:56:40]  We're sitting over here.
[01:56:41]  We're giving him a couple of bucks, and this guy didn't.
[01:56:43]  Man, come on, man.
[01:56:46]  Come on, man.
[01:56:47]  You're gonna be the name me the game like.
[01:56:49]  Come on, man.
[01:56:50]  Yeah, everybody, thumbs down this piece of trash.
[01:56:52]  Look, there's Burger Planet.
[01:56:53]  I knew it.
[01:56:55]  Are you kidding me?
[01:56:56]  There's Burger Planet.
[01:56:58]  What did I tell you?
[01:57:00]  What did I tell you?
[01:57:01]  I just said, why don't you just fucking add Burger Planet on top of that?
[01:57:04]  The stupid dumb Negro did that.
[01:57:07]  Are you fucking kidding?
[01:57:08]  Get this shit out of here.
[01:57:10]  Get this fucking idiot out of here.
[01:57:11]  I'm done.
[01:57:12]  I'm done with this fucking idiot.
[01:57:13]  Get him out.
[01:57:14]  Get him the fuck out.
[01:57:16]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:57:18]  This guy added fucking goddamn Burger Planet to this crap.
[01:57:23]  You've got to be shitting me, man.
[01:57:25]  You fucking got to be shitting me.
[01:57:27]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:29]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:31]  I don't even know what to say after that, man.
[01:57:34]  Why is this guy on IP2?
[01:57:37]  Why in the fuck is this guy on IP2?
[01:57:40]  This is obviously IP2 affirmative action.
[01:57:43]  And I can't believe it.
[01:57:44]  I'm sorry.
[01:57:45]  I didn't.
[01:57:47]  Look, I'm sorry.
[01:57:47]  I didn't mean to, you know, disrespect anybody.
[01:57:50]  I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
[01:57:52]  I don't know if I divergentized anybody's ears.
[01:57:56]  Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[01:57:58]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:59]  You know what?
[01:57:59]  I miss, you know, fucking people like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[01:58:03]  You know that?
[01:58:04]  I mean, you know, these fucking young men, they need some direction.
[01:58:07]  They need some role models out here.
[01:58:09]  Instead, you got like this fucking idiot Merlin's goat over here.
[01:58:13]  He's like, yeah, man, you know what I'm going to do, man?
[01:58:15]  I'm going to make me a motherfucking video game while I'm high and shit.
[01:58:19]  And you know what I'm going to do, man?
[01:58:20]  I'm going to put motherfucking burger planted on that motherfucker.
[01:58:23]  I'm going to put Gary the content reducer in that motherfucker.
[01:58:27]  I'm going to put that motherfucking rubber torti eating motherfucking Mexican motherfucking lucha in that motherfucker.
[01:58:34]  And I'm going to put just motherfucking SJJC in that motherfucker.
[01:58:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:58:40]  Yeah, because we was Kangsy shit.
[01:58:43]  You know what I'm saying?

=== Smokey Ebonics Garbage Talk (03:32) ===

[01:58:44]  Yeah.
[01:58:45]  Growing up in the hood, Bernie, baby.
[01:58:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:58:49]  I need more free shit, baby.
[01:58:51]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:58:51]  I'm building a video game I'm trying to capitalize on.
[01:58:54]  But ain't no.
[01:58:55]  That ain't got nothing with what's going on over here, baby.
[01:58:58]  I need free shit, baby.
[01:58:59]  I need my EBT, EBT.
[01:59:01]  I need my motherfucking EBT.
[01:59:05]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:59:07]  Who the hell else do we have to raid on here?
[01:59:09]  All right.
[01:59:10]  All right, who the hell?
[01:59:11]  I put the PC shot on.
[01:59:12]  Who the hell else are we raiding out here?
[01:59:15]  How about OG geezer?
[01:59:16]  What's OG geezer doing?
[01:59:19]  He's fucking this Indian or some shit.
[01:59:21]  Why does geezer hang around this dumb Indian?
[01:59:24]  This dumb Indian does nothing.
[01:59:26]  All right, absolutely nothing.
[01:59:28]  He is a he looks like he's half-bombed out of his mind.
[01:59:32]  He looks like he's hit the fucking peace pipe way too much, and he juices geezer out of house and home.
[01:59:39]  Man, I need some more Heineken.
[01:59:42]  Give me a Heineken.
[01:59:43]  I need a Heineken.
[01:59:45]  And by the way, did I miss a dono?
[01:59:47]  Hold on, let me see.
[01:59:49]  Oh, raid the window of life.
[01:59:52]  Jesus Christ.
[01:59:53]  The window of life is overrated.
[01:59:55]  We'll do it after geezer, all right?
[01:59:57]  We'll do it after geezer.
[02:00:00]  But I'm serious, man.
[02:00:01]  Every time Geezer brings this dumb son of a bitch, he's got to pay for his beer.
[02:00:06]  He's got to pay for his food.
[02:00:08]  Look at this stupid Indian making himself right at home.
[02:00:12]  Making himself right at home.
[02:00:14]  You motherfucking racist asshole, bitch.
[02:00:16]  What?
[02:00:17]  I'm my fellow Bernie bro, a Negro bitch, even though I be a Joe Biden boy that fucking racist.
[02:00:22]  Jesus.
[02:00:23]  Why don't you learn how to smoke?
[02:00:25]  Hey, hey, Smokey, why don't you learn how to spoken, brother?
[02:00:28]  Why don't you learn how to spoken before you try to come over here before you know what it is?
[02:00:32]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:00:34]  Jesus Christ.
[02:00:36]  I got Smokey over here trying to talk garbage to me in some kind of Ebonics written fashion.
[02:00:42]  If you're going to talk to me, you talk to me in American boy, all right?
[02:00:45]  Don't talk to me in that white liberal bullshit.
[02:00:47]  Look at this.
[02:00:47]  Look at this fucked up fucking Indian.
[02:00:51]  Look at this fucked up fucking Indian, dude.
[02:00:57]  Look at this fucked up fucking drunkard on firewater fucking Indian.
[02:01:01]  No offense to the Indian contingent that listens to me.
[02:01:07]  We happen to have people that live on the reservation that listens.
[02:01:10]  Cheers to you guys.
[02:01:11]  I'm talking about this stupid dumb firewater ridden motherfucker.
[02:01:21]  Alright, alright.
[02:01:22]  This guy's fucking look at it.
[02:01:23]  Look at this guy making himself right at home.
[02:01:26]  All right.
[02:01:26]  This guy probably didn't pay for anything.
[02:01:28]  Look at it.
[02:01:28]  He's just fucking eating, you know, making himself at home.
[02:01:31]  I mean, this is OG Geezer's pad.
[02:01:34]  This is OG Geezer's pad.
[02:01:37]  And hold on, let's get out of here.
[02:01:38]  All right, get him out of here.
[02:01:39]  Get this fucking guy.
[02:01:40]  What a fucking piece of shit.
[02:01:41]  All right.
[02:01:42]  What a fucking piece of crap.
[02:01:44]  All right, what?
[02:01:44]  People want me to go.
[02:01:46]  Somebody said to go to the window of life.
[02:01:48]  Where's the window of life?
[02:01:49]  This idiot.
[02:01:50]  Let's see.
[02:01:51]  Let's see.
[02:01:52]  There's nobody there.
[02:01:54]  Okay, nobody's there.
[02:01:56]  It's gone.
[02:01:57]  It's over.
[02:01:58]  It ran its course.
[02:01:59]  Alright, and it's sad because, believe it or not, I used to live in Austin, Texas not too long ago.
[02:02:05]  And it looks like 6th Street has completely debilitated into a disgusting, despicable, inner-city filth fest of fucking homeless derelicts.

=== OG Geezer Pad Invasion (14:58) ===

[02:02:16]  You know what I mean?
[02:02:17]  So, yeah, there's no reason to stick around here.
[02:02:19]  All right.
[02:02:21]  Yeah, this is behind 6th Street.
[02:02:22]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:02:23]  I used to live in Austin, Texas when this kind of shit was not even, I mean, there was nobody like this.
[02:02:29]  There was.
[02:02:30]  There wasn't massive amounts of minorities plaguing up the goddamn streets, graffitiing the walls, doing drugs.
[02:02:37]  You know what I mean?
[02:02:38]  Sucking schlongs behind dumpsters and shit.
[02:02:40]  You know what I mean?
[02:02:41]  And look at AK Talk with a Diamond.
[02:02:43]  Danny Trejo really let himself go.
[02:02:45]  He's talking about the Indian on the last raid.
[02:02:48]  Anyway, as I was stating, folks, this is already word out as welcome.
[02:02:53]  All right, this is the window of life here.
[02:02:55]  Nobody's there.
[02:02:56]  All right, the blacks got enough of being berated and exploited.
[02:03:00]  So they're not there anymore.
[02:03:01]  All right.
[02:03:02]  All right, you're not spreading the wealth.
[02:03:06]  All right.
[02:03:07]  So anyway, let's go ahead and get off of here.
[02:03:10]  And look, do we have Blade?
[02:03:11]  I think Blade is on.
[02:03:12]  Let's take a look at Only Use Me Blade here.
[02:03:15]  All right.
[02:03:16]  And what Blade.
[02:03:17]  Hold on.
[02:03:18]  Wait a minute.
[02:03:19]  Blade monetizes this shit?
[02:03:22]  Blade monetizes this shit.
[02:03:24]  I just got kicked off.
[02:03:26]  All right.
[02:03:27]  Because of some fucking like, oh, you're too, you know, you're too racially insensitive and all this other shit.
[02:03:33]  And Blade?
[02:03:35]  Oh, well.
[02:03:35]  No, let's not hate on Blade.
[02:03:38]  This is Blade Appreciation Day.
[02:03:41]  This is Blade Appreciation Day, February 29, 2020.
[02:03:47]  The next Blade Appreciation Day will be four years from now.
[02:03:51]  And dude, fuck Captain Content, dude.
[02:03:54]  I mean, please.
[02:03:56]  They should have ditched him last night.
[02:03:57]  I hate this stupid, dumb fucking immigrant.
[02:04:01]  This filthy homosexual immigrant makes me sick.
[02:04:05]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:04:06]  He's always making himself out to be the victim.
[02:04:09]  Oh, poor me.
[02:04:10]  I am from Spain.
[02:04:11]  I am over here all alone in America.
[02:04:15]  I'm from Spain, Mr. And I'm all alone here in America.
[02:04:21]  Anyway, what's going on?
[02:04:22]  And look, they're in the midst of traveling.
[02:04:24]  What's going on, Nihal, Flaming Creations?
[02:04:27]  What's going on?
[02:04:28]  I'm a machine.
[02:04:29]  What's up, broke Nicole 91?
[02:04:32]  What's up, Suck Duck for Quack, Club BBC TV?
[02:04:37]  Yeah, I'm here, baby.
[02:04:38]  What's up, man?
[02:04:39]  It's Blade Appreciation Day.
[02:04:42]  Not fucking funny if you smash my phone.
[02:04:43]  Well, you smash your phone off because, but you bought me a new one, so what's up?
[02:04:47]  You know, it's Blade Appreciation Day today, Blade.
[02:04:51]  February 29th, 2020.
[02:04:53]  Oh, no.
[02:04:54]  Oh, God.
[02:04:55]  It happened again.
[02:04:56]  I just soiled my.
[02:04:58]  Ah, you fucks.
[02:05:00]  You motherfuckers, dude.
[02:05:03]  Don't make me look like shit in front of Blade.
[02:05:07]  Do not make me look like shit in front of Blade, alright?
[02:05:10]  I mean, I'm dedicating this whole Saturday Night Troll Show broadcast to Blade.
[02:05:16]  Don't fucking do this to me, alright?
[02:05:18]  Don't make me look like shit in front of Blade.
[02:05:21]  Fucking pieces of crap.
[02:05:23]  You see, I know you.
[02:05:27]  Yeah, he just gave me props.
[02:05:29]  What up, Blade?
[02:05:30]  It's Blade Appreciation Day, baby.
[02:05:34]  Yeah!
[02:05:37]  I like that though.
[02:05:38]  What the hell?
[02:05:39]  I do sh my unicorn for your chubby puppy.
[02:05:42]  Please pop my unicorn cherry.
[02:05:44]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[02:05:47]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[02:05:49]  Don't make me look like shit in front of Blade!
[02:05:52]  Don't make me look like shit in front of Blade!
[02:05:55]  I'm warning you!
[02:05:56]  I'm warning you!
[02:05:57]  No, I'm not in a wheelchair, Blade!
[02:05:59]  I'm not seeing him in the chat.
[02:06:01]  I'm not in a wheelchair!
[02:06:02]  He thinks I'm in a wheelchair now because of you fucking dicks!
[02:06:05]  Spermic, yo, you got a shout-out, dude?
[02:06:07]  And they're spermy the cat with his shout-out.
[02:06:12]  Look, don't seriously, dude.
[02:06:13]  Do not, don't do this to me.
[02:06:15]  Don't make me look like shit in front of Blade.
[02:06:18]  I mean, this is Blade Appreciation Day, man.
[02:06:23]  Yeah, definitely put on live chat on top chat.
[02:06:25]  It's a way better way to do it.
[02:06:27]  Oh my god, dude.
[02:06:29]  Seriously, look at you fucking people y'all are fucking y'all are laughing y'all All are fucking laughing.
[02:06:34]  Look at him.
[02:06:35]  Hold on.
[02:06:36]  What?
[02:06:38]  What?
[02:06:39]  Marshall Burnsey.
[02:06:40]  Listen right now.
[02:06:41]  DSP is on at this moment.
[02:06:43]  The time to strike is now.
[02:06:45]  DSP.
[02:06:48]  Dark Side Phil.
[02:06:50]  All right, let me kick it with Blade for a minute, all right?
[02:06:54]  As a matter of fact, now that I'm watching Blade, I'm going to start drinking.
[02:06:59]  All right, I'm sorry, all right?
[02:07:01]  Let me drink a couple of beers with Blade.
[02:07:03]  You see, he's drinking.
[02:07:04]  What is he drinking?
[02:07:06]  That looks like Meta Musil or some shit.
[02:07:07]  What is he drinking?
[02:07:08]  Bullshit.
[02:07:11]  Anyway, look, I'm drinking because of Blade.
[02:07:13]  This is a Blade Appreciation Day, February 29, 2020.
[02:07:17]  And I want to say cheers to Blade.
[02:07:19]  Where's my beer?
[02:07:21]  Where's my beer?
[02:07:21]  You know what time it is?
[02:07:23]  I need more beer.
[02:07:26]  All right, here we go.
[02:07:27]  A fucking ice chest full of beer.
[02:07:31]  Ghost politics.
[02:07:33]  Salute to you, sir.
[02:07:34]  Thank you, man.
[02:07:39]  Hey, man, it's fucking Blade Appreciation.
[02:07:46]  I'm not in a wheelchair, you idiot.
[02:07:51]  I like food.
[02:07:53]  Please move in my mouth.
[02:07:54]  I want to.
[02:07:54]  Dude, why are people donating in my name?
[02:07:57]  It's not me, Blade.
[02:07:59]  It's these fucking trolls.
[02:08:03]  It's not me, Blade.
[02:08:05]  It's these fucking trolls.
[02:08:08]  Hey, Blade, Ghost Politics is just talking about how he wants to be your bottom.
[02:08:13]  You fucking piece of shit.
[02:08:18]  What?
[02:08:22]  Thank you, Shadowhunter.
[02:08:23]  I mean, God, man.
[02:08:25]  Why do you all have to ruin everything for me, dad?
[02:08:30]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[02:08:32]  Shit.
[02:08:33]  Hey, God, Kevin, all that.
[02:08:34]  I'm not in a wheelchair, man.
[02:08:36]  He thinks I'm in a wheelchair because of fucking you.
[02:08:41]  Because of you!
[02:08:44]  Sorry about the scam.
[02:08:45]  Oh, my God, dude.
[02:08:47]  Ghosts and capitalist armies say love N-words.
[02:08:50]  Guys, we'll get the...
[02:08:52]  Oh, my God.
[02:08:53]  Here's one second.
[02:08:54]  Y'all are fucking me up, dude.
[02:08:56]  Y'all are fucking me up.
[02:08:57]  And fuck you for laughing in the chat room.
[02:09:00]  Fuck you for laughing.
[02:09:01]  You're lucky that the engineer isn't here because I'd have him ban your asses.
[02:09:08]  Can you hook me up with Rosie Oak?
[02:09:11]  Oh, my God.
[02:09:14]  Fuck you, Rosie O. Kelly, man.
[02:09:16]  Fuck you, man.
[02:09:18]  Fuck you.
[02:09:19]  I can confirm.
[02:09:21]  And look, he's traveling.
[02:09:25]  I'm not in a wheelchair, you idiot.
[02:09:27]  I heard that.
[02:09:28]  Alright?
[02:09:28]  And by the way, they're traveling right now.
[02:09:30]  They're on the road, so that's why you're seeing so many Fs.
[02:09:34]  Alright?
[02:09:34]  As you can see, they're effing up right now.
[02:09:37]  So now you got fucking Only Use Me Blade thinking I'm in a fucking wheelchair for Christ's sake, man.
[02:09:45]  How fucking dare you, assholes, man?
[02:09:48]  How dare you?
[02:09:49]  You've got only use me blade asking.
[02:09:52]  Is he really in a wheelchair?
[02:09:53]  I don't know.
[02:09:54]  Is he really in a fucking wheelchair for Christ?
[02:09:56]  I am not in a wheelchair, okay?
[02:09:58]  I am not in a fucking wheelchair, you fucking pieces of trash.
[02:10:03]  And you troll terrorists and cyber vermin that go out and spread that slanderous lie.
[02:10:08]  You're a fucking baguette.
[02:10:10]  All right, and what happened?
[02:10:11]  Blade's offline!
[02:10:14]  You see what you did, you assholes?
[02:10:17]  It's your fucking fault.
[02:10:18]  All you assholes that were fucking text-to-speeching in my fucking name.
[02:10:22]  You see what you did?
[02:10:24]  He's freaking out.
[02:10:25]  Fucking, this is sober blade up in here, man.
[02:10:27]  He's freaking out for Christ's sake.
[02:10:30]  You heard him.
[02:10:31]  Is Ghost Politics really in a wheelchair?
[02:10:34]  I mean, fucking you motherfuckers, man.
[02:10:38]  You goddamn motherfuckers, man.
[02:10:41]  I mean, here I am.
[02:10:42]  I'm dedicating my Saturday Night Troll Show to be an only use me blade appreciation show, and you're fucking it up.
[02:10:52]  Oh, my God.
[02:10:53]  And what Rosie O'Kelly is live.
[02:10:55]  Oh, great.
[02:10:56]  Oh, that's great.
[02:10:58]  Right after you made a fucking donation to Blade, telling Blade to hook me up with Rosie O'Kelly.
[02:11:03]  Now y'all want me to go and check out Rosie O'Kelly's stream.
[02:11:07]  What a piece of trash.
[02:11:09]  What a piece of trash.
[02:11:11]  Take the shit off.
[02:11:14]  You, you motherfuckers, man.
[02:11:17]  You goddamn motherfuckers.
[02:11:21]  And look, Rosie O'Kelly is.
[02:11:23]  She's in Vegas.
[02:11:25]  Rosie O'Kelly is in Vegas.
[02:11:27]  How you doing, Joey?
[02:11:29]  Oh, there's Rosie O'Kelly.
[02:11:30]  She's in Vegas.
[02:11:31]  Maybe she should hook up with Geezer.
[02:11:34]  We should hook him up with geezer.
[02:11:38]  We should hook him up with Geezer.
[02:11:47]  What's up, Mr. Person?
[02:11:48]  Dogging off on the machine.
[02:11:52]  Yep, GX loves me.
[02:11:53]  That's it.
[02:11:58]  Rosie O'Kelly knows.
[02:11:59]  GX, baby.
[02:12:05]  Pikachu.
[02:12:09]  Now, Rosie O'Kelly knows, old ghost.
[02:12:13]  Not for any kind of funny reasons, but GX, baby.
[02:12:16]  GX is all over the net, baby.
[02:12:19]  Well, we're going to head down to the art district.
[02:12:23]  Should hook her up with geezer.
[02:12:26]  Yeah, Pikachu.
[02:12:30]  All right, look, everybody in the chat room is telling me.
[02:12:33]  Sean, always a good stream.
[02:12:34]  Everybody's telling me to go raid DSP.
[02:12:38]  We had a lot of fun.
[02:12:39]  Everybody is telling me to raid Darkside Phil.
[02:12:43]  I said, wait for you when you give these people money.
[02:12:45]  Can't wait for me to cross over a long couple of dollars, Jay.
[02:12:49]  Got a right bar on everything.
[02:12:50]  Who were you giving money to?
[02:12:52]  The guy with no legs.
[02:12:53]  All right.
[02:12:54]  The guy with no legs.
[02:12:56]  I felt bad.
[02:12:59]  Oh, no.
[02:13:00]  Ghost politics.
[02:13:02]  What are fucking niggas about?
[02:13:04]  Oh my god, no- No.
[02:13:12]  No.
[02:13:15]  It's too bad I can't join you guys.
[02:13:17]  My wheelchair is stuck in my trailer.
[02:13:20]  Oh, no.
[02:13:21]  Oh, God.
[02:13:22]  What happened again?
[02:13:23]  Engineer.
[02:13:25]  You motherfuckers, man.
[02:13:28]  Stop!
[02:13:29]  Just stop!
[02:13:34]  Just stop, man!
[02:13:35]  You're making me look stupid!
[02:13:39]  You're making me look fucking stupid!
[02:13:41]  Oh, my God.
[02:13:44]  Oh, God, you fucking cyber vermin is what you all are.
[02:13:49]  Yeah, I've got it, Donald.
[02:13:51]  Cyber vermin.
[02:13:55]  All right, look, we're going to leave here.
[02:13:56]  All right.
[02:13:56]  We're leaving here in about 20 seconds, okay?
[02:13:59]  We're going to leave here in about 20 seconds because you're making me look like a fool in front of Rosie O'Kelly, and I don't really appreciate this once.
[02:14:07]  I don't appreciate it.
[02:14:09]  I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
[02:14:14]  Ghost has been turned off on the street.
[02:14:19]  I've been turned on on the show.
[02:14:21]  Hold on.
[02:14:21]  All right, that's enough.
[02:14:22]  Get out of here.
[02:14:23]  Get me out of here.
[02:14:26]  Get me out of here.
[02:14:28]  All right, all right.
[02:14:29]  That's enough.
[02:14:30]  Take it off.
[02:14:33]  All right.
[02:14:34]  This is what we're going to do.
[02:14:35]  All right.
[02:14:35]  I guess we can.
[02:14:36]  We're going to go to what?
[02:14:37]  Dark side Phil?
[02:14:38]  Is that where we're going to go?
[02:14:39]  A Twitch streamer?
[02:14:41]  A Twitch streamer?
[02:14:43]  I wonder if Darkseide Phil even has the ability to be rated, for Christ's sake.
[02:14:46]  All right.
[02:14:48]  Let me go ahead and see here.
[02:14:49]  Dark side Phil.
[02:14:52]  There he is right there.
[02:14:53]  He's live.
[02:14:55]  All right.
[02:14:55]  Here it is.
[02:14:56]  I was so pissed that I did because I wanted to play.
[02:14:58]  Here's Dark Side Phil right now.
[02:15:00]  Spawn Killer took me a dollar.
[02:15:01]  Did you ever play Rygar back in the day?
[02:15:03]  No.
[02:15:03]  Sounds familiar.
[02:15:04]  Probably signed up.
[02:15:05]  There he is.
[02:15:05]  He's live.
[02:15:06]  But I don't think he's post-bankruptcy.
[02:15:10]  Carlton Jr. says the Mega Man Zero games can be pretty difficult.
[02:15:12]  Just as a warning, the ZX games are some of the best in the series, in my opinion, though, many didn't play them.
[02:15:17]  We'll see.
[02:15:17]  It's fine.
[02:15:18]  I can't believe I'm here.
[02:15:19]  I can't believe I'm actually raiding Dark Side Phil.
[02:15:22]  Because I was.
[02:15:23]  I cannot believe this, but of course, this is at the chat's request.
[02:15:30]  This is at the chat's request.
[02:15:36]  Interesting.
[02:15:37]  Right.
[02:15:37]  It used to be like, I used to weigh a lot more.
[02:15:39]  Right now, I keep telling you guys, I weigh way less.
[02:15:41]  I think I weigh around 200 pounds right now.
[02:15:43]  Yeah, but you look like old man torso.
[02:15:45]  No offense, dude.
[02:15:46]  Lifestyle, what I eat during a week and stuff like that.
[02:15:49]  I used to weigh, when I used to say, we got GX Flaming Creations, El Nick Edwards in the chat.
[02:15:54]  And it was insane the amount of food that I ate.
[02:15:57]  It was so unhealthy.
[02:15:58]  I drank a ton.
[02:15:58]  Like, my lifestyle was terrible over 10 years ago when I started on YouTube.
[02:16:02]  Yeah, but you've got old man torso now, dude.
[02:16:04]  I mean, your arms are weak.
[02:16:07]  It's horrible.
[02:16:07]  What's up, Spermy the Cat?
[02:16:09]  Team Scares.
[02:16:10]  That I look way different now.
[02:16:11]  Anonymous Dollar Tipper says, you said five minutes ago Doom 2 was garbage because you didn't know the puzzle.
[02:16:16]  I don't think Doom 2 was garbage.
[02:16:18]  I didn't say that at all.
[02:16:19]  I said I thought the final boss was garbage.
[02:16:21]  What's up, Vin?
[02:16:22]  Was it Vincent or Vicente 445?
[02:16:25]  You can't believe that there's like something in between.
[02:16:28]  Just because I say one portion of a game is garbage.
[02:16:30]  I mean, they're raiding this chat.
[02:16:32]  Look at all the mobs out there trying to stop everybody from chatting.
[02:16:35]  The entire game of Doom 2 was amazing until the end.
[02:16:37]  That final boss was complete shit.
[02:16:39]  A total cop-out.
[02:16:42]  Oh, let's see here.
[02:16:43]  Rune Sclamation to me $2 and says Ghost Politics says hi.
[02:16:50]  And then someone in Ghost Politics sent me a dollar talking about soiling a wheelchair.
[02:16:53]  I don't know what the hell was fucking.
[02:16:54]  What the fuck?
[02:16:57]  What the fuck?
[02:16:58]  This is a meme or something.
[02:17:00]  Right?
[02:17:01]  What the fuck?
[02:17:02]  Are we getting invaded?
[02:17:03]  Did we just get invaded?
[02:17:05]  Yeah, I guess so.
[02:17:06]  What the actual fuck, dude?
[02:17:08]  All right.
[02:17:09]  We're getting invaded by a bunch of trolls and people basically saying racist stuff.
[02:17:13]  Turn off followers only, bro.

=== Street Fighter Chat Raid Tips (15:02) ===

[02:17:15]  Oh, you see, he's got followers-only mode now.
[02:17:18]  Yeah, I got a bunch of tips for people talking about ghost politics.
[02:17:22]  So, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
[02:17:24]  Do you know who the fuck I am, you fat fucking loser?
[02:17:27]  I don't know what the fuck they're talking about, but thanks for the tips.
[02:17:29]  But no, I'm not going to let you spam my chat with racist stuff.
[02:17:31]  Sorry.
[02:17:32]  I would have actually let you all talk if you didn't want to spam the chat, but you all did.
[02:17:35]  So now you can't talk.
[02:17:37]  What a fucking SJW.
[02:17:41]  Your Torius Cheer.
[02:17:42]  He said, after zero and ZX, there's a consideration for Azure Striker Gunvol.
[02:17:46]  Don't know anything about that.
[02:17:47]  What a fucking SJW piece of trash.
[02:17:50]  Free for all cast ass, would you consider playing the Mega Man Battle Network RPG?
[02:17:53]  See, I knew that there was like a ton of those.
[02:17:55]  I always saw them in stores and stuff.
[02:17:57]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:17:59]  Look, we raided this idiot, and he's already done Social Justice Warrior, and only people that are followers and subs of his are going to be able to chat in the chat room.
[02:18:07]  Look at him, he's triggered.
[02:18:08]  But I don't think that he's triggered now.
[02:18:13]  And now he probably thinks I'm some kind of a fucking racist, which I'm not.
[02:18:17]  So, yeah.
[02:18:19]  He probably thinks I'm a racist.
[02:18:26]  And look, you see, he's just staying quiet now.
[02:18:27]  Thomas Albin took me $3.
[02:18:29]  I love watching your show from my trailer.
[02:18:31]  Okay.
[02:18:31]  Thomas Albin.
[02:18:34]  Fucking asshole.
[02:18:39]  Here it is at Girios again.
[02:18:41]  ST Mike the Meme Genie to me $5.
[02:18:44]  Phil, I don't tune in much.
[02:18:45]  My friend Ghost Politics is a big fan.
[02:18:47]  He's in a wheelchair.
[02:18:48]  He has to be taken care of by a nurse.
[02:18:49]  I'd appreciate if you gave him a shout out.
[02:18:51]  Fuck!
[02:18:51]  He's a good webcam and a good webcam.
[02:18:54]  Sure, great.
[02:18:55]  Shout out to Ghost Politics.
[02:18:56]  I have no idea what's going on.
[02:18:58]  You fucking assholes.
[02:19:00]  You fucking assholes, man.
[02:19:02]  So I guess, okay, thanks.
[02:19:03]  That's another $8 in tips, guys.
[02:19:04]  Now, Darkseide Phil thinks I'm in a wheelchair.
[02:19:07]  Now, Darkseid Phil thinks I'm in a fucking wheelchair.
[02:19:13]  I don't know anything about this.
[02:19:14]  So, anyway, anyone else want to talk about something that's not this?
[02:19:18]  I mean, how dare you?
[02:19:19]  Now, fucking Darkseid Phil thinks I'm in a wheelchair.
[02:19:24]  Do I think I'd ever be ranked number one in Street Fighter again?
[02:19:26]  No.
[02:19:26]  The only way I could ever get good at this.
[02:19:28]  Oh, my God, dude.
[02:19:29]  You see, man, everywhere we're raiding, you're good.
[02:19:31]  I would have to pair giving these fucking people a horrible impression of me.
[02:19:35]  All right.
[02:19:35]  You're giving these people a horrible impression.
[02:19:37]  Four, five, whatever version.
[02:19:40]  And only play that.
[02:19:41]  And shut up with the fucking handicapped Pepe's in the chat, dude.
[02:19:44]  Hardcore.
[02:19:44]  Like, and what I mean by hardcore is like fucking assholes.
[02:19:47]  Look at it.
[02:19:48]  They got handicapped Pepe's in the chat.
[02:19:50]  12 streams a week.
[02:19:51]  Six of them would have to be Street Fighter.
[02:19:53]  Like, half my streams would have to be practicing.
[02:19:55]  Hey, look, somebody in the chat room had Dark Side Phil saying I'm a racist.
[02:19:59]  I am not a racist.
[02:20:00]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, assholes.
[02:20:04]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:20:09]  Jesus Christ.
[02:20:11]  I would go out to an arcade or a friend's house and play Street Fighter.
[02:20:14]  Outside of that, I was working.
[02:20:15]  I was in school.
[02:20:16]  I was always super busy.
[02:20:17]  I did not do the kind of stuff that the other people who were high-level Street Fighter players got to do.
[02:20:23]  I didn't have that freedom.
[02:20:24]  Sharon Cox.
[02:20:25]  I loved playing Street Fighter, but I was never at the upper.
[02:20:28]  Hey, Phil, acknowledge the dono.
[02:20:33]  Acknowledge the dono, you bankrupt fuck.
[02:20:35]  My life changed a little bit.
[02:20:37]  I was more independent.
[02:20:38]  I was able to go to tournaments and stuff, and I actually started winning and placing in tournaments for about two to three years there.
[02:20:45]  Acknowledge the dono, you milky liquor.
[02:20:47]  One of the top players in the country at Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo or versions of it.
[02:20:52]  And it was a really cool experience, but at the same time, it was.
[02:20:56]  Oh, man.
[02:20:56]  Don't scam the people that are donating you there, Darkside Phil.
[02:21:00]  That's why you went bankrupt, boy.
[02:21:03]  That's why you went bankrupt, boy.
[02:21:05]  If there's no one here playing this weekend, travel to another state to play people.
[02:21:08]  It was just so much work and so much money.
[02:21:11]  It was crazy, dude.
[02:21:13]  So that being said, no, I really don't think I could ever be a top Street Fighter player again unless to answer whether or not he's going to be a top Street Fighter player.
[02:21:23]  Can you believe this?
[02:21:25]  Can you believe the ego on this fucking stupid old man child?
[02:21:29]  Jesus Christ.
[02:21:30]  I am with my family, which I don't know.
[02:21:31]  Jesus Christ.
[02:21:32]  Acknowledge the dono, you fucking goddamn diatribe fucking blowhard piece of trash.
[02:21:38]  I don't think it would happen.
[02:21:39]  Okay.
[02:21:41]  Damn, a lot of tips are coming in.
[02:21:43]  I love Sharon Cox.
[02:21:44]  Well, of course I live.
[02:21:49]  Spawn killer to me says, Ghost Politics is a YouTuber, okay?
[02:21:52]  What is Rules to me?
[02:21:53]  Says, Delete Mortal Kombat 11, please.
[02:21:55]  And I probably will eventually.
[02:21:57]  I doubt I'm ever playing it again.
[02:21:58]  Diamond Joe to me $3.
[02:22:01]  And now he says, Watch out!
[02:22:02]  A racist named Ghost Politics is coming around and reading shit.
[02:22:05]  I'm not.
[02:22:06]  Okay.
[02:22:06]  I'm not a racist.
[02:22:08]  I'm a big fan.
[02:22:08]  Can you give me a shout out?
[02:22:09]  Okay, shout out to the engineer.
[02:22:11]  Yeah, the engineer.
[02:22:13]  Ghost Politics is an undertale fetishist channel.
[02:22:16]  He's a crippled man in a wheelchair.
[02:22:17]  Give him a shout out.
[02:22:18]  What is going on?
[02:22:19]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:22:21]  What is happening?
[02:22:22]  Hey, look at it.
[02:22:22]  Look at him.
[02:22:23]  He's getting so much money.
[02:22:24]  He can't believe it.
[02:22:24]  Look at him.
[02:22:27]  $18 more dollars in tips from this ghost politics people.
[02:22:30]  Well, I take that back.
[02:22:31]  Spawn killer was in there, too.
[02:22:33]  What is happening?
[02:22:34]  Look at him.
[02:22:35]  Look at him.
[02:22:35]  He can't believe it.
[02:22:36]  He's heel kicking.
[02:22:38]  He's smiling.
[02:22:38]  I haven't seen him.
[02:22:40]  I haven't seen Dark Side Phil smiling in about two years.
[02:22:42]  From this channel, or if they're making fun of him or something.
[02:22:44]  I have no idea.
[02:22:45]  I have no idea.
[02:22:49]  And he thinks I'm in a wheelchair too, you fucking dick.
[02:22:51]  I don't know if you haven't noticed.
[02:22:53]  Because everyone's been talking about Rumpel, Rumpelstiltskins, who was now in a wheelchair and I've got like more money than since.
[02:23:00]  But he basically flew too close to the sun.
[02:23:02]  He would think that because he got unbanned so many times, he could say and do whatever he wanted.
[02:23:06]  And then there was a period of like two days where he and not to mention it is a leaf day over and over.
[02:23:11]  So this day's not going to happen for another four years.
[02:23:13]  And not to mention, cheers to only use me blade.
[02:23:16]  It's an only use me blade appreciation day.
[02:23:19]  And that's why he's out of here.
[02:23:21]  Okay.
[02:23:21]  So I'm sorry.
[02:23:23]  You know, if you guys liked him, I liked him too.
[02:23:25]  When he was being civil and nice, but then he stopped and he just thought he could do whatever he wanted.
[02:23:29]  And that's not how my story is.
[02:23:30]  I guess he's talking about his internal community.
[02:23:36]  There's no Alfred Aponte.
[02:23:37]  There's no Monday surprise.
[02:23:38]  What we're doing is tomorrow.
[02:23:39]  Okay.
[02:23:39]  Okay.
[02:23:39]  A little bit of schedule update for you.
[02:23:41]  Oh, schedule update.
[02:23:42]  Tomorrow Sunday.
[02:23:42]  It's going to be this Mega Man ZX collection.
[02:23:44]  We're going to decide what game I play.
[02:23:45]  Mega Man.
[02:23:46]  Tomorrow night, I'm going to be playing Morrow Wind on the Xbox One, which I only played for a few, you know, what is this?
[02:23:57]  1988 Mega Man.
[02:23:59]  Anything else?
[02:23:59]  I'll be doing that.
[02:24:00]  Dance Nigger.
[02:24:01]  Oh!
[02:24:02]  Monday, I'm literally going to be a little bit more damn good.
[02:24:03]  Do you know what would be fun?
[02:24:05]  Your Bernie impression on the dateline.
[02:24:07]  You were slapping your desk and not dancing.
[02:24:09]  I was not slapping my desk.
[02:24:12]  Stunkler, you're lying your ass off.
[02:24:14]  I was not fucking slapping my desk.
[02:24:18]  All right.
[02:24:19]  I was doing fucking a dance with the goddamn Chief Slapahoe Papow Wow shit.
[02:24:26]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:29]  All right, we're going to give this another minute or two and we're moving on, okay?
[02:24:32]  Maybe more Mass Effect or whatever.
[02:24:33]  And then when I'm going to be able to do that, I mean, this is Dark Side Phil for Christ's sake.
[02:24:36]  Look at him.
[02:24:36]  He's got a fucking jump in his step.
[02:24:40]  It's going to be those two games.
[02:24:41]  Look at him.
[02:24:41]  He's got a jump in his step.
[02:24:43]  Mass Effect 2 and Grand Blue Fantasy vs. as the main highlight of streams.
[02:24:48]  Dude, I was not slapping my desk, Stunker.
[02:24:50]  Don't listen to these idiots in the chat.
[02:24:52]  They're fucking idiots, alright?
[02:24:54]  A weekly Minecraft stream every Monday night.
[02:24:59]  And then he's like, he's almost about to do the oyve.
[02:25:05]  He's almost about to do the oyve.
[02:25:07]  Do the oyve.
[02:25:12]  Some big RPG elements to it, but then at nighttime, do characters and try to play online a little bit or something.
[02:25:17]  Taplis Polar Bear with a diamond saying these people are boring.
[02:25:19]  So we'll see.
[02:25:20]  We'll see.
[02:25:20]  Because some people have also said, Acknowledge the Donos.
[02:25:23]  Once he acknowledges the donos, we're leaving, okay?
[02:25:25]  Are you going to do the second Genesis mini anymore?
[02:25:27]  I don't know.
[02:25:27]  Let's play it by air.
[02:25:28]  Let's see how the weeks go.
[02:25:29]  Okay.
[02:25:30]  I got more contributions here, guys.
[02:25:31]  Crap Cock cheered.
[02:25:32]  He says, Have you tried the new Samurai Showdown?
[02:25:34]  No, I have not tried it.
[02:25:35]  Crap Cop cher?
[02:25:36]  I didn't really care about it.
[02:25:37]  That was the name.
[02:25:39]  And at this point, I don't think many people are.
[02:25:40]  Hapcopter.
[02:25:41]  So I'm not going to play it.
[02:25:43]  Friendly request, tip me $3.
[02:25:45]  Can you please give a heartfelt shout out to my friend Ghost and the Engineer?
[02:25:48]  They're mentally and physically handicapped.
[02:25:49]  I love watching your show.
[02:25:50]  It would make their day if you give them a warning half of it.
[02:25:52]  Fucking motherfuckers.
[02:25:55]  With jazz hands.
[02:25:57]  Thank you for the $3 tip friendly request.
[02:25:58]  I'm a baggie.
[02:26:00]  Took me $5.
[02:26:01]  I'm a baggie.
[02:26:01]  $50 in tips.
[02:26:02]  Thank you, guys.
[02:26:03]  I don't know.
[02:26:04]  What is happening here with all these tips tonight?
[02:26:07]  Oh, my God.
[02:26:08]  I'm a baggie.
[02:26:12]  He said it.
[02:26:13]  Homie the Clown did 100 bit cheer.
[02:26:14]  Do you homie the clown for 100 bit cheer?
[02:26:16]  Appreciate that.
[02:26:16]  Homie the clown.
[02:26:18]  I don't know what rune four is.
[02:26:20]  People have been bringing up this rune four recently.
[02:26:23]  All right, he acknowledged the donos.
[02:26:24]  We're leaving.
[02:26:25]  All right, look at him.
[02:26:26]  Excuse me.
[02:26:27]  You know, we almost almost helped him make his goal.
[02:26:29]  Look at him.
[02:26:30]  He's fucking, he's heel kicking.
[02:26:32]  He's heel kicking right now in his head.
[02:26:34]  He can't believe it.
[02:26:35]  Look at him.
[02:26:36]  He's speechless.
[02:26:37]  For the first time in his life, Darkseide Phil is speechless.
[02:26:42]  He's like, oh my God.
[02:26:44]  Is this the old days again?
[02:26:46]  Is this the old Dark Side Phil Rising?
[02:26:48]  The Konami code passed away.
[02:26:50]  No, I didn't hear that.
[02:26:51]  The guy who actually went up, down, down, left, right, left, right passed away.
[02:26:53]  Oh, shit.
[02:26:54]  I did not hear that at all.
[02:26:56]  In Star Roots, I asked about a week ago, would you look at an AI dungeon a free piece?
[02:26:59]  All right, let's move on, dude.
[02:27:00]  All right.
[02:27:01]  Let's move on, dude.
[02:27:02]  Thanks for everybody for participating in the Dark Side Phil raid.
[02:27:06]  I don't want to sit down at my table.
[02:27:07]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[02:27:09]  Even though.
[02:27:10]  Tip me two dollars.
[02:27:11]  What?
[02:27:14]  Do you do house visits?
[02:27:16]  No.
[02:27:17]  I don't do house visits.
[02:27:18]  Do you do house visits?
[02:27:20]  Who the fuck donated that?
[02:27:21]  The mob grinder going good.
[02:27:22]  It is now.
[02:27:23]  We actually just don't.
[02:27:24]  Do you do house visits?
[02:27:25]  All right.
[02:27:26]  All right.
[02:27:26]  Take him off.
[02:27:27]  That's enough.
[02:27:28]  All right.
[02:27:28]  We get it.
[02:27:29]  We get it.
[02:27:30]  That's enough.
[02:27:32]  Anyway, unfortunately, only use me blade has not come back on to the network up in here.
[02:27:38]  What?
[02:27:39]  What now?
[02:27:41]  Anonymous.
[02:27:42]  Oh, my God.
[02:27:43]  How exactly did the lore about you being bound to a wheelchair start?
[02:27:47]  What did you do or say that gave everyone?
[02:27:51]  You know what?
[02:27:51]  You're going to have to ask the trolls about that, man.
[02:27:53]  These people are either saying it and trying to meme it into reality or some shit like that.
[02:27:59]  I have no idea.
[02:28:00]  All right.
[02:28:00]  You're going to have to ask them about that.
[02:28:02]  As a matter of fact, I wanted to drink a beer with Blade, but unfortunately, Blade has not come back on.
[02:28:08]  So you know what I'm going to do?
[02:28:10]  I'm going to go ahead and drink a beer anyway.
[02:28:12]  Okay, folks.
[02:28:13]  That's what I'm going to do.
[02:28:14]  And by the way, I'm going to be opening up the chest here in about a few minutes.
[02:28:19]  Okay.
[02:28:19]  So everybody out there who's listening on D-Live, I'm going to be opening up the treasure chest, which is going to equally distribute the lemons that are currently being donated by a bunch of folks to everybody who is listening and who's most active and so on and so forth.
[02:28:33]  So where's my here?
[02:28:36]  Excuse me.
[02:28:36]  Here it is.
[02:28:38]  Let me go ahead and open up this.
[02:28:40]  I've got bottles, Stella Artos, or Stella Artos, excuse me.
[02:28:45]  Stella Artos bottles.
[02:28:47]  So let me go ahead and go ahead and put the Stella Artos bottle in a glass.
[02:28:53]  Remember, all right.
[02:28:54]  What?
[02:28:54]  What is the tip of home entertainment?
[02:28:58]  Oh, my God.
[02:28:59]  Ghost remember melting pot of alcohol.
[02:29:01]  Yeah, I remember melting pot of alcohol by Alex S. The Black Brony.
[02:29:06]  I remember that.
[02:29:07]  I remember all those remixes for Christ's sake.
[02:29:10]  And once again, Capitalist Polar Bear dropping a diamond and everybody out there dropping lemons.
[02:29:16]  Cheers to you guys, man.
[02:29:17]  All right.
[02:29:17]  Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer and we're going to move on.
[02:29:21]  We're probably going to do a couple of 20 buckers.
[02:29:24]  Hold on.
[02:29:24]  We'll do one more raid and then we'll continue with 20 buckers.
[02:29:26]  How about that?
[02:29:26]  We've been having a good time here on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[02:29:30]  This is Blade Appreciation Day, June 29, 2020.
[02:29:34]  The next time we'll be celebrating Blade Appreciation Day is four years from now.
[02:29:39]  And hopefully, just hopefully, Blade will be around at that time for him to party with us.
[02:29:45]  So cheers to Only Use Me Blade, baby.
[02:29:48]  This to you, man.
[02:29:49]  All right.
[02:29:50]  Big fan, dude.
[02:29:51]  All right.
[02:29:52]  Fire yourself.
[02:29:53]  Fear it out.
[02:29:54]  Hey, how does he say it?
[02:29:56]  If a fat, ugly bitch gets groped, she gets groped.
[02:30:00]  All right.
[02:30:04]  All right.
[02:30:05]  Anyway, let me take a drink.
[02:30:09]  Wait a minute.
[02:30:09]  Did I say June?
[02:30:10]  All right, February.
[02:30:11]  Where the fuck?
[02:30:12]  I don't know.
[02:30:12]  Wherever we're at.
[02:30:14]  All right, wherever we're at.
[02:30:16]  I'm already in the summertime for Christ's sake.
[02:30:19]  Anyway, February 20th, I'm in summertime.
[02:30:21]  I'm already thinking about the summer, baby.
[02:30:23]  Bummer.
[02:30:24]  All right.
[02:30:25]  Let me go ahead and get to opening this treasure chest here.
[02:30:31]  Now, once again, if you aren't a part of D-Live, this is a great part of D-Live, which I really much appreciate.
[02:30:37]  I get to reward the people that are listening to me.
[02:30:39]  And how long have I been on here?
[02:30:40]  Because these people have been listening to me for about two and a half hours.
[02:30:44]  So I've already put in 1,500 of my own lemons in there to fatten up the chest.
[02:30:50]  So, and look, people are still donating lemons to try to fatten it up a little bit.
[02:30:54]  So let me go ahead and take a swig and then we're opening it up.
[02:30:56]  Everybody ready?
[02:30:57]  Look at everybody's doing the oyve.
[02:30:59]  Look at them.
[02:30:59]  Do the ove.
[02:31:01]  Do the oyve.
[02:31:02]  Do the ove.
[02:31:03]  Give me a drink and you know what?
[02:31:11]  I mean, since I'm going to go ahead and a drink, you know what time it is, right?
[02:31:15]  It's time to open up the tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:31:20]  The devil's lettuce.
[02:31:21]  Huh?
[02:31:22]  The reefer, the marijuana, the poo smoke, baby.
[02:31:28]  Woo!
[02:31:30]  I'm telling you, I'm partying up in here, baby.
[02:31:33]  I'm drinking all kinds of beer.
[02:31:35]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:31:36]  I'm partying.
[02:31:38]  I'm partying like I'm Only Use Me Blade.
[02:31:41]  And of course, another diamond by Capitalist Polar Bear, man.
[02:31:44]  Cheers to Capitalist Polar Bear.
[02:31:45]  And also Noble Savage.
[02:31:48]  And what is it?
[02:31:49]  Job for Nine.
[02:31:50]  Also, Job for Nine.
[02:31:51]  Cheers to you guys that have been dropping them fucking diamonds.
[02:31:54]  And Job for Nine dropping some goddamn ninja geenies up in here.
[02:32:00]  You know what I mean?
[02:32:01]  Open it.
[02:32:01]  Stop stalling it.
[02:32:04]  Who the hell just fucking said that?
[02:32:07]  Switch the channel.
[02:32:08]  Oh, that's a great name.
[02:32:09]  Just said that.
[02:32:10]  I'm going to open it when I open it, dude.
[02:32:12]  Okay.
[02:32:13]  Calm down.
[02:32:14]  If you keep forcing me, if you keep asking me to open it, I'm not going to open it, dude.

=== Reefer Smoke And Beer Party (02:29) ===

[02:32:18]  All right.
[02:32:18]  So why don't you just sit there and stop flapping your little yapper?
[02:32:21]  All right.
[02:32:22]  This is up to the broadcaster, and that's what I am.
[02:32:25]  All right.
[02:32:26]  That's what old Ghost is over here.
[02:32:27]  I'm the broadcaster.
[02:32:29]  So just sit there and shut your goddamn pie hole, you cockhole connoisseur, all right?
[02:32:34]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:36]  I bet half of you idiots in here got mudbutt, for Christ's sake.
[02:32:40]  I bet you you take off your draws.
[02:32:42]  There's dirty, shitty, bloody fucking stains all over those sons of bitches.
[02:32:47]  All right.
[02:32:48]  And see, now you're getting me so upset that I'm belching now.
[02:32:52]  All right.
[02:32:53]  I got the fucking acid churning up in my goddamn stomach that I'm belching now.
[02:32:58]  You fucking piece of crap.
[02:33:01]  What a bunch of unappreciative pricks.
[02:33:02]  You see, I'm sitting over here.
[02:33:04]  I'm about to fucking throw lemons at them.
[02:33:06]  And they can make some lemonade.
[02:33:07]  And here they are.
[02:33:08]  Come on, ghost.
[02:33:09]  Hurry up.
[02:33:10]  Shut up.
[02:33:11]  Or I'm not going to open it.
[02:33:13]  And we're moving on.
[02:33:14]  All right.
[02:33:15]  All right.
[02:33:16]  I'm not joking around.
[02:33:18]  All right.
[02:33:18]  I'm smoking some of this some of this reefer, some of this grass, some of this marijuana, some of this poo smoke.
[02:33:26]  Cheers, baby.
[02:33:26]  Let's go ahead and do it.
[02:33:27]  Gotta hold it in.
[02:33:36]  Gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
[02:33:57]  Oh, the field of local live haul.
[02:34:01]  Oh, my God.
[02:34:03]  Dirty mudbutt.
[02:34:03]  Isn't that what Nurse Jessica sees when she lifts you out of your wheelchair?
[02:34:07]  Shut up, man.
[02:34:10]  God damn it.
[02:34:10]  I don't know what it is, dude.
[02:34:12]  Every time I take the first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, fucking mucus starts coming out of my orifices, dude.
[02:34:19]  Oh, my God.
[02:34:19]  I need a tissue.
[02:34:20]  Give me a fucking tissue, man.
[02:34:23]  All right.
[02:34:24]  Please excuse me, folks.
[02:34:25]  I got to blow my nose, dude.
[02:34:26]  I'm sorry.
[02:34:27]  Please excuse me.
[02:34:33]  Oh, yeah.
[02:34:35]  All right.
[02:34:36]  I can breathe now.
[02:34:39]  All right.
[02:34:44]  Just one more hit, okay?
[02:34:45]  Just one more hit.
[02:34:46]  And shut up.

=== Harassing The CIA FBI DHS (10:18) ===

[02:34:47]  I'm not a drug addict, all right?
[02:34:49]  I'm a connoisseur.
[02:34:50]  That's a big difference, man.
[02:34:52]  Everybody always calls me an alcoholic, a drug addict.
[02:34:54]  I'm none of those things.
[02:34:55]  I'm a connoisseur.
[02:34:57]  I appreciate the substances that I put into my body.
[02:35:01]  Do you understand that?
[02:35:03]  I am appreciative.
[02:35:05]  I love the nuances of them all.
[02:35:08]  So for you idiots to be sitting over here and silly saying that shit, go fuck yourself, all right?
[02:35:13]  You don't know me.
[02:35:14]  don't fucking know me hold it it let it hit the brain baby All right.
[02:35:29]  Wait a minute, is that a chopper?
[02:35:32]  Why is there a chopper over my house?
[02:35:36]  Why is there a chopper over my fucking house?
[02:35:43]  Why is there a fucking chopper over my house?
[02:35:50]  I don't like that shit, dude.
[02:35:51]  There's a fucking chopper over my house.
[02:35:55]  You don't hear that at all, don't y'all?
[02:35:57]  Y'all don't hear that shit.
[02:35:59]  All of a sudden, I got a goddamn chopper over my house.
[02:36:05]  Y'all better not have done some shit.
[02:36:07]  I'm telling you all right now.
[02:36:08]  Y'all better not have done nothing, you fucking son of a bitch.
[02:36:10]  All right?
[02:36:11]  Y'all better not have done nothing, or we're gonna have some fucking problems.
[02:36:14]  What is this?
[02:36:15]  DHS!
[02:36:17]  Oh my god!
[02:36:18]  Back for another dip, motherfucker.
[02:36:20]  That's not funny, dude.
[02:36:22]  Yeah, I know that whoever the fucking just donated that, you're a fucking, that's not fucking funny, man.
[02:36:27]  That's not fucking funny.
[02:36:29]  You're fucked up.
[02:36:30]  I got a goddamn chopper going over my house.
[02:36:35]  Leave me alone.
[02:36:37]  I didn't do nothing.
[02:36:40]  Leave me alone.
[02:36:41]  I didn't do nothing.
[02:36:45]  Capitalist polar bear with another diamond.
[02:36:47]  Switch the channel with another diamond.
[02:36:49]  And yeah, great.
[02:36:50]  Yeah, switch the channel.
[02:36:51]  I didn't do nothing.
[02:36:52]  I didn't do nothing.
[02:36:57]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[02:37:02]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:37:07]  I'm dropping shit all over the fucking floor, man.
[02:37:10]  What a party foul.
[02:37:12]  Oh, look at it.
[02:37:12]  Oh, you pettis.
[02:37:13]  We called William McManus on you.
[02:37:15]  William McManus is the chief of police.
[02:37:17]  All right.
[02:37:20]  What is the CIA?
[02:37:23]  The CIA!
[02:37:25]  Yo, Dusty, you got nachos?
[02:37:27]  We got some questions for you.
[02:37:28]  Dude, this is not funny, dude.
[02:37:30]  This is not funny at all.
[02:37:32]  All right, dude, stop.
[02:37:34]  Stop this shit!
[02:37:35]  All entertainment.
[02:37:36]  Oh, my God.
[02:37:37]  Ghost, I guess, ill cop to this.
[02:37:39]  Now I swatted you a few hours back, told them you penned up 40 school kids behind a bunch of wheelchairs.
[02:37:46]  Yeah, you're real funny, idiot, all right?
[02:37:48]  Real fucking funny.
[02:37:49]  And what is this?
[02:37:51]  Noble Savage said that's not a chopper, that's a Decepticon.
[02:37:55]  I wouldn't doubt it.
[02:37:56]  Listen, the last time y'all got me mixed up with the CIA, y'all did this.
[02:38:00]  And look, I'm not even joking around.
[02:38:03]  These are supposedly my fucking fans.
[02:38:05]  These are my fucking fans here, okay?
[02:38:07]  Listen to what they did.
[02:38:09]  And they called the CIA.
[02:38:12]  All right, look, unstable with a diamond.
[02:38:13]  Get to the chopper.
[02:38:15]  I like Arnold Schwarzenegger, dude.
[02:38:17]  I love Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[02:38:19]  He's a good guy.
[02:38:20]  J-Damn missiles.
[02:38:22]  Sweetity Swooty, I'm coming for that trailer.
[02:38:25]  Dude, stop it, dude.
[02:38:25]  Don't even kid around about that shit.
[02:38:28]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:38:29]  Don't even kid around about that shit, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:33]  Anyway, the last time you son of a bitches got me mixed up with the CIA, look, y'all did this shit.
[02:38:38]  Look, look at this.
[02:38:39]  Y'all did this.
[02:38:41]  Who is this?
[02:38:42]  This is the Office of Public Affairs at the CIA.
[02:38:44]  What can I help you with?
[02:38:45]  I'm a racist, all right?
[02:38:46]  I'm racist.
[02:38:47]  I am a racist.
[02:38:48]  I am a family.
[02:38:49]  Hold on, sir.
[02:38:49]  I'm going to call you to the security division.
[02:38:51]  Investigate a last I can help you.
[02:38:53]  What's going on?
[02:38:54]  Who's this?
[02:38:54]  Ghost.
[02:38:55]  John Conquest.
[02:38:57]  Hey, John.
[02:38:58]  What's going on?
[02:38:59]  Not much.
[02:38:59]  Not much, brother.
[02:39:00]  What's going on with you?
[02:39:01]  I'm a racist, all right?
[02:39:03]  I'm racist.
[02:39:03]  I am a racist.
[02:39:05]  I am a melting pot of a racist, and I want you to amplify that.
[02:39:09]  Stop it.
[02:39:11]  That's what y'all did.
[02:39:13]  Roger Stone.
[02:39:14]  That ain't the real Roger Stone.
[02:39:16]  Roger Stone.
[02:39:18]  Run, my friend Ghostler.
[02:39:20]  They're coming for you.
[02:39:21]  CNN is right outside.
[02:39:22]  Don't even kid around about that shit.
[02:39:25]  Don't even kid around about that shit.
[02:39:27]  But look, this is what these fucking trolls did.
[02:39:30]  They called the CIA with my voice, dude.
[02:39:33]  Play it.
[02:39:34]  Okay, you're a racist.
[02:39:36]  And by God, I am as serious as a heart attack when I say that.
[02:39:39]  Okay.
[02:39:41]  So, okay, so you're a racist.
[02:39:42]  I say in this bro, I don't know how many goddamn years.
[02:39:46]  And don't you ever forget it.
[02:39:47]  Can you go away for Christ's sake and go chew on a goddamn bean and cheese or something?
[02:39:53]  John, I didn't even understand that.
[02:39:54]  Learn how to speak English.
[02:39:56]  What now?
[02:39:57]  What?
[02:39:59]  Pay no attention to the helicopters, fat man.
[02:40:02]  Also, don't leave your house.
[02:40:03]  We need to keep an eye on you and make sure you're not going to be able to do it.
[02:40:05]  No, that's not funny, dude.
[02:40:07]  All right, vice chairman, fried rice.
[02:40:10]  And what is this for two bucks?
[02:40:11]  FEMA camp for so for soiler.
[02:40:14]  FEMA camp for so- go fuck off.
[02:40:16]  All right.
[02:40:17]  Play this shit.
[02:40:18]  They did this to me.
[02:40:21]  These fucking troll terrorists called the CIA and did this to me.
[02:40:29]  John.
[02:40:29]  John.
[02:40:30]  What's your last name?
[02:40:31]  John Conquest.
[02:40:32]  Okay.
[02:40:33]  And John, do you happen to know your social security number?
[02:40:37]  Stop trying to deep throat the foe.
[02:40:39]  Hey, Johnny.
[02:40:40]  John.
[02:40:41]  Son of a bitch.
[02:40:42]  Well, likewise.
[02:40:45]  Public affairs.
[02:40:45]  What's going on?
[02:40:46]  What can I help you with, sir?
[02:40:47]  We're supposed to be talking about Obama and him using his executive orders out here, you know, bypassing the Congress and basically giving everybody a bailout so he can buy his way into a second term in 2012.
[02:40:59]  Okay.
[02:40:59]  Would you like to speak to someone in our security division, sir?
[02:41:02]  I want to hear what the hell you have to say about it there, you milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp loving butt plug up the ass looking.
[02:41:07]  Wish you had a piece of boontag, piece of nipple clamp loving crap.
[02:41:09]  Christ, man.
[02:41:10]  Hey, look, they called the FBI, too.
[02:41:13]  They called the FBI to play the next one.
[02:41:16]  They called the FBI.
[02:41:18]  What's going on?
[02:41:19]  Nothing much.
[02:41:20]  Who is this?
[02:41:20]  That's what I was going to ask.
[02:41:21]  Who is this?
[02:41:22]  Jeez Christ.
[02:41:23]  Is this Nikolai?
[02:41:24]  This is FBI Mobile.
[02:41:26]  I mean, geez, Craig, go back in the kitchen, all right?
[02:41:27]  Excuse me?
[02:41:28]  I didn't even understand that.
[02:41:29]  Learn how to speak in English, all right?
[02:41:30]  You at the endo, Puto?
[02:41:32]  Are you trying to reach the FBI in Mobile, Alabama?
[02:41:35]  I've been saying this, bro.
[02:41:36]  I don't know how many goddamn years.
[02:41:39]  FBI Jacksonville.
[02:41:40]  What's going on?
[02:41:41]  Hey, how you doing?
[02:41:42]  Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?
[02:41:44]  You have the wrong number, sir.
[02:41:45]  Wait a minute.
[02:41:45]  Is this for real or is this a troll here?
[02:41:48]  No, this is the FBI in Jacksonville, Florida.
[02:41:50]  You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing.
[02:41:51]  You're a fruit bowl.
[02:41:52]  All righty.
[02:41:53]  You know it and I know it.
[02:41:54]  Okay.
[02:41:55]  Have a good day.
[02:41:55]  God damn it.
[02:41:56]  I never said that.
[02:41:57]  I would never say that.
[02:41:58]  That's a splice.
[02:41:59]  And that's ridiculous.
[02:42:01]  And whoever did that?
[02:42:02]  Put it damages.
[02:42:03]  That's all I gotta say.
[02:42:04]  Did what, sir?
[02:42:05]  I don't care if you're cleaning enema bags for a living, for Christ's sake.
[02:42:08]  Okay.
[02:42:09]  Jesus.
[02:42:10]  I cannot believe this crap.
[02:42:11]  All right, well, take care.
[02:42:12]  I mean, geez, go back in the kitchen, all right?
[02:42:18]  F guy.
[02:42:18]  What's going on?
[02:42:19]  Okay, sir.
[02:42:20]  Who is this?
[02:42:20]  This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
[02:42:22]  How can you, Priscilla?
[02:42:23]  The next subject matter I want to talk about is rape.
[02:42:26]  Who is this?
[02:42:27]  I'm not at liberty to tell you that, sir.
[02:42:28]  Do you think I care?
[02:42:29]  No, you called me, so I can hang up.
[02:42:31]  Have a nice day, sir.
[02:42:32]  What is that crap?
[02:42:35]  You know, this is what they did.
[02:42:37]  This is what they did.
[02:42:39]  Yeah, Buffalo.
[02:42:40]  What's going on?
[02:42:41]  How are you?
[02:42:41]  Who is this?
[02:42:42]  This is the FBI in Buffalo.
[02:42:44]  I mean, I don't have the time or the patience to be sitting over here and explaining it to you on a freaking Baller Friday.
[02:42:49]  All right.
[02:42:49]  I'm sitting here with Johnny Walker Blue Label.
[02:42:52]  Hold on, hold on, pause it.
[02:42:54]  What is it?
[02:42:55]  Ghost, why are you harassing these fine agencies that are just trying to do their jobs?
[02:43:00]  Dude, I wasn't me, poop tickler ancestor.
[02:43:03]  Real funny name.
[02:43:05]  I'm just trying to tell you what these fucking trolls have done to me in the past, all right?
[02:43:11]  And by the way, Black Worm, thank you for the diamond.
[02:43:14]  You're right.
[02:43:14]  You definitely didn't do nothing.
[02:43:16]  Yeah, all right.
[02:43:17]  And Ozark Cat lady, the chopper is in your stone head, LMR.
[02:43:22]  You heard it.
[02:43:23]  Don't be bullshitting me.
[02:43:25]  But this is what these fucking trolls did, dude.
[02:43:29]  All right.
[02:43:30]  Oh, God.
[02:43:32]  I'm sorry.
[02:43:33]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:43:36]  And, you know, it's fuck.
[02:43:39]  I mean, all of you people that think, oh, you know, I'm scared that this is going to happen to me.
[02:43:44]  Wow.
[02:43:44]  How would you like?
[02:43:46]  How would you like idiots using your fucking voice, calling the CIA and the FBI and fucking doing that shit?
[02:43:57]  Jesus Christ.
[02:43:58]  Put the fucking rap.
[02:43:59]  Just play the rest.
[02:44:00]  Hell with it.
[02:44:01]  Okay.
[02:44:01]  And you called because of what?
[02:44:03]  Oh, well, you know, I'm a corner.
[02:44:05]  You know, there's a bunch of cadavers up in here.
[02:44:06]  There's a bunch of dead skits up in here.
[02:44:08]  Let me go ahead and take a, you know, a little bit of a body part off somebody.
[02:44:12]  So what is the nature of your call?
[02:44:14]  What is that crap?
[02:44:15]  What did you say again?
[02:44:16]  I said, what is the nature of your call?
[02:44:19]  I didn't even understand that.
[02:44:20]  Learn how to speak English, all right?
[02:44:21]  Do it again, don't we?
[02:44:23]  Pardon me?
[02:44:23]  You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing.
[02:44:25]  You're a fruit bowl.
[02:44:26]  Really?
[02:44:27]  What think you?
[02:44:27]  Yours truly has been drinking.
[02:44:29]  I mean, it's just fucking horrible, dude.
[02:44:32]  That's just fucking horrible.
[02:44:33]  And you know something?
[02:44:35]  You know, for y'all that are just tuning in, I've been broadcasting for a long time.
[02:44:38]  I've had an illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career.
[02:44:43]  And I've had a whole bunch of generations that have listened to me.
[02:44:47]  But I see this right here.
[02:44:49]  I got to show you this.
[02:44:50]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:44:51]  What?
[02:44:52]  What?
[02:44:53]  Oh, no.
[02:44:54]  Oh, God.
[02:44:55]  It happened again.
[02:44:56]  I just harassed the CIA, FBI, and DHS.
[02:45:00]  Engineers.
[02:45:01]  Get over Christ.
[02:45:02]  All right.
[02:45:03]  Whatever.
[02:45:04]  Whatever.
[02:45:05]  Okay.

=== Angry Mother Call In Shit (15:26) ===

[02:45:06]  That I want y'all to know that I had an angry mother call me up one time, okay?
[02:45:11]  When I had a call in, I had a call in.
[02:45:13]  We're going to try to bring that call-in shit back.
[02:45:15]  But anyway, Capitalist Polar Bear with a Diamond.
[02:45:19]  Holy shit.
[02:45:19]  Yeah, no kidding.
[02:45:21]  I had a mother call in and try to tell me off because I hosted a show called True Capitalist Radio in which I was trying to spark synapses in the brains of folks in hopes of enabling them to try to be capitalists.
[02:45:37]  And this mother calls me up.
[02:45:38]  Just play the shit.
[02:45:40]  All right.
[02:45:40]  Just listen, I'm not going to play it all.
[02:45:42]  We got to get back to the show.
[02:45:44]  But I just want to show y'all the kind of shit that has been done to me.
[02:45:48]  Jesus Christ.
[02:45:48]  Area code 513.
[02:45:50]  What's up?
[02:45:50]  You're on the horn.
[02:45:51]  You there?
[02:45:52]  Yeah, I'm here, Ghost.
[02:45:53]  How are you doing?
[02:45:54]  How's it going?
[02:45:55]  It's going pretty good.
[02:45:59]  My mom don't let me listen to you.
[02:46:01]  Mom, stop.
[02:46:02]  That fucking capitalist asshole.
[02:46:05]  What the hell is your problem?
[02:46:07]  What's your mom?
[02:46:07]  What's the problem?
[02:46:08]  What's the problem, Mom?
[02:46:10]  I'm telling you what.
[02:46:12]  I've been listening to my son, listening to your fucking radio show for the last couple days, and I have never met such a jackass in all my life.
[02:46:23]  But I tell you what, I curse you.
[02:46:27]  I hope you're a fucking asshole.
[02:46:30]  And your mouth tuckers up and soft, just like a fucking rat drinking soda, baby.
[02:46:37]  Mom, what's your problem?
[02:46:38]  Why are you showing such hateful emotions towards me, man?
[02:46:43]  I mean, I'm actually trying to help the youth of America.
[02:46:45]  What's your problem?
[02:46:47]  You're what causes America to go down.
[02:46:51]  And you talk about Howard Spern, you just wish your radio station would do as well as he does, you cowards.
[02:46:58]  What are you talking about, lady?
[02:46:59]  I'm listening to tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
[02:47:03]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[02:47:07]  Well.
[02:47:08]  Hey, lady.
[02:47:10]  Have you been drinking?
[02:47:11]  Have you been drinking?
[02:47:12]  No, I don't drink.
[02:47:14]  I don't drink.
[02:47:14]  You sound like you've been sipping.
[02:47:16]  You sound like you've been sipping on shit.
[02:47:17]  I feel like drinking.
[02:47:19]  Excuse me.
[02:47:20]  I feel like drinking after listening to your shit, slobbering all over the microphone over there, wherever the hell you are.
[02:47:27]  You're embarrassing me.
[02:47:28]  I don't give a fuck.
[02:47:30]  Why are you embarrassing your son like this?
[02:47:32]  He sounds like he wants to be a capitalist.
[02:47:34]  I mean, you know, why are you prohibiting him from being successful?
[02:47:38]  Whatever.
[02:47:41]  He wants to get out of there.
[02:47:44]  People.
[02:47:46]  You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
[02:47:48]  What are you talking about?
[02:47:49]  Your son wants to live lavish, mom.
[02:47:50]  He wants to travel in limos and sip on blue label.
[02:47:53]  He doesn't want to sit there in some single wire or where the hell you're at.
[02:47:57]  What the fuck, everybody?
[02:48:00]  Yeah, right.
[02:48:03]  Well, why are you so hateful towards me, Mom?
[02:48:06]  Well, what is it exactly?
[02:48:06]  I mean, I've been listening to you, you sitting there slapping your lips all damn day long, and it's giving me a damn headache.
[02:48:15]  I don't know.
[02:48:16]  What specifically?
[02:48:16]  I don't even know how anybody, any radio station would pay you or if anybody'd even want to listen to your dumb shit.
[02:48:25]  Ma'am, what specifically is it that really irks your crustated bubble there?
[02:48:32]  Your crustated bubble.
[02:48:34]  I don't know who you're talking to.
[02:48:37]  Look, I don't want any trouble here, all right?
[02:48:40]  All I'm asking is obviously you're upset.
[02:48:43]  There's something that I said that irked you.
[02:48:45]  What is it specifically?
[02:48:46]  You sound like you've been sipping too much of cheap bottles of hooch, and it sounds like you're sticking it out on somebody.
[02:48:53]  No, honey, I don't drink.
[02:48:55]  Maybe you're speaking about your mother, but you're not speaking about me.
[02:49:00]  Well, it sounds like, you know, maybe you've got some back problems, you know, maybe some abusive relationship.
[02:49:08]  No, you get it.
[02:49:11]  Listen, you all get it, all right?
[02:49:13]  You all get it.
[02:49:14]  This is the kind of shit that I've been subjected to throughout my illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career.
[02:49:22]  And I hope that you understand that when you listen to this broadcast, all right, yours truly has been trolled to fucking bloody hell.
[02:49:32]  Yours truly has been trolled to bloody hell.
[02:49:35]  I just showed you clips of these morons using my fucking voice to call the CIA and pray and call the CIA.
[02:49:43]  You don't think that I fucking that came back around to me?
[02:49:47]  And look, there's fucking crotch rockets right outside my desk.
[02:49:49]  First, we had the goddamn chopper going over my house.
[02:49:53]  Now we've got crotch rockets.
[02:49:55]  These fucking crotch rocket motherfuckers.
[02:50:01]  Anyway, dude, listen, I just want to let you all know that this is the fucking, this is my life, okay?
[02:50:07]  It's my life.
[02:50:10]  Don't you forget.
[02:50:14]  Caught in the crowd.
[02:50:18]  It never ends.
[02:50:22]  Hey, what the hell?
[02:50:23]  We got more diamonds coming in from Capitalist Polar Bear.
[02:50:26]  This call gets my rocks off.
[02:50:28]  And another one, if I switch the channel, open the chest.
[02:50:30]  I'll open the chest when I fucking want to.
[02:50:35]  I need another beer for Christ's sake after all that, man.
[02:50:37]  I got post.
[02:50:38]  You don't think that somebody like me, that's why I get so uptight when I got all you fucking troll terrorists and cyber vermin coming at me, cyberbullying me for Christ's sake?
[02:50:48]  This is cyberbullying.
[02:50:51]  And listen, you don't even have to be a participant, you moron.
[02:50:55]  If you're sitting here and laughing at what the fuck you just heard, then you are a culprit.
[02:51:01]  You understand that?
[02:51:03]  Silence is consent, asshole.
[02:51:06]  You're a culprit.
[02:51:08]  You're a culprit in all this shit.
[02:51:11]  By God.
[02:51:15]  Where's I need some more beer for Christ's sake?
[02:51:17]  I can't continue.
[02:51:19]  I need more beer.
[02:51:23]  Oh, God.
[02:51:25]  Saturday night fucking troll show, man.
[02:51:27]  What a fucking joke.
[02:51:29]  What, old fag?
[02:51:30]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:51:32]  The ghost all the time I've spent on this channel was worth it.
[02:51:36]  You're the target of a lot of shit, but you were a constant source of humor and enjoyment for everyone.
[02:51:42]  Even though I came to fuck with you every day I found myself parroting your capitalist ideals.
[02:51:48]  Well, thank you very much, old fag.
[02:51:50]  I really do appreciate it, man, because let me tell you something right now.
[02:51:55]  I was espousing a lot of capitalist ideas, and I know that it sparked the synapses of many that are out there listening.
[02:52:03]  And I want to say cheers to you all.
[02:52:05]  And I'm telling you right now, I've had an illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career, baby.
[02:52:13]  And let me tell you something.
[02:52:14]  Give me another 10 or 12 years.
[02:52:17]  They will be handing me the golden microphone as being the best broadcaster in broadcasting history.
[02:52:25]  All right.
[02:52:27]  Just watch.
[02:52:28]  Just fucking watch because that's what I am, man.
[02:52:31]  I'm a broadcaster.
[02:52:33]  Okay.
[02:52:35]  I'm a broadcaster.
[02:52:36]  It's a big difference.
[02:52:39]  And all of you people that are in there are about to say webcomic or some bullshit like that.
[02:52:42]  Yeah, fuck you.
[02:52:43]  All right.
[02:52:44]  Fuck you.
[02:52:45]  I'm not a damn webcomic, you phallic, fluffing, belch-breathing, used urinal cake curators.
[02:52:54]  I'm a broadcaster.
[02:52:56]  That's what the fuck I am, dude.
[02:52:58]  I'm a broadcaster.
[02:52:59]  Anyway, cheers to all my true fans out there.
[02:53:03]  And now I'm going to open up.
[02:53:04]  I'm going to open the fucking chest right after I drink a couple of sips of this beer.
[02:53:15]  I'm telling you, I love beer, dude.
[02:53:17]  I just, I love beer.
[02:53:18]  I love beer.
[02:53:20]  I can't even underscore it anymore, okay?
[02:53:23]  How long have we been broadcasting on the Saturday Night Troll show?
[02:53:27]  Almost three hours.
[02:53:29]  We have not yet broken the midnight hour.
[02:53:32]  So we've been broadcasting for almost three hours.
[02:53:36]  And I definitely want to say cheers to everybody out there who's been listening.
[02:53:41]  Anyway, I got to fucking get back to the $20, $20 because we had a lot of people pile up them sons of bitches.
[02:53:50]  I don't even know where the hell I'm at for Christ's sake.
[02:53:53]  I think I do here.
[02:53:53]  Let me go.
[02:53:54]  Yeah, here we are.
[02:53:55]  I know where we're at.
[02:53:57]  Anyway, we played Capitalist Polar Bear.
[02:54:00]  Okay.
[02:54:01]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take one more chug and I'm opening up the chest, baby.
[02:54:05]  Here we go.
[02:54:07]  Excuse me.
[02:54:07]  Excuse me.
[02:54:11]  All right.
[02:54:12]  Everybody ready?
[02:54:14]  We are opening up the chest right now.
[02:54:17]  Distribute rewards.
[02:54:19]  Is there anything else?
[02:54:20]  Rance, nigger.
[02:54:22]  Hold on.
[02:54:22]  Hold on.
[02:54:24]  Last donation tonight, Ghostie.
[02:54:26]  Cheers to you and the chat.
[02:54:27]  Trolling aside, I have learned a lot from you.
[02:54:30]  I just wish you would come out and tell us you have a man crush on Blade.
[02:54:34]  Dude, right when I think you're about to be serious, Skunkler, you pull some bullshit like that, dude.
[02:54:44]  Right when I think that you're about to be a little sentimental and you pull some bullshit like that.
[02:54:50]  All right.
[02:54:51]  Anyway, thank you, Skunkler.
[02:54:53]  Once again, he's been, man, he's been making it rain with those 25 buckers, for Christ's sake.
[02:54:59]  And as you can see, when you donate 25 bucks, that's the attentive alert that we're using to commemorate Blade because this is Only Use Me Blade Appreciation Day.
[02:55:13]  Remember, February 29, 2020.
[02:55:16]  Don't you forget it.
[02:55:17]  All right.
[02:55:17]  Here we go.
[02:55:18]  Let's distribute the rewards in five, four, three, two, one.
[02:55:26]  Here goes 1.8K lemons to everybody right now.
[02:55:30]  Okay.
[02:55:31]  So, you know, post how much you got.
[02:55:33]  Let everybody know what's going on out here.
[02:55:36]  And I'll let you know who the top people are that got the most out of the distribution of lemons.
[02:55:42]  Okay.
[02:55:43]  All right.
[02:55:44]  Anyway, let me take a jug of beer here while this whole thing is processing and distributing all the lemons out.
[02:55:49]  It pays to listen.
[02:55:51]  It pays to listen to the Saturday Night Troll Show or the Ghost Show, baby.
[02:55:55]  And that's the way it is.
[02:55:57]  That's just the way it is, baby.
[02:55:59]  Anyway, cheers.
[02:56:00]  All right.
[02:56:01]  Who do we got here?
[02:56:02]  Noble Savage got the most of the 1.8K with 193 lemon.
[02:56:08]  Aura Aura with 111 lemon.
[02:56:11]  Venom Snake with 80 lemon.
[02:56:13]  Gears fan for the world, 64 lemon.
[02:56:16]  And Keem Scare, 54 lemon.
[02:56:20]  Anyway, there it is.
[02:56:21]  194 for Noble Savage.
[02:56:24]  And cheers to everybody out there who was, you know, lucky enough to get some goddamn lemon just for listening to the broadcast.
[02:56:31]  And of course, we got some more folks contributing.
[02:56:34]  You know what I'm going to do?
[02:56:35]  I'm going to hook it up with one more thousand.
[02:56:37]  How do you like that shit?
[02:56:38]  Okay.
[02:56:38]  And we're going to go ahead and open the chest later on, later on today.
[02:56:44]  Later on in maybe an hour or two.
[02:56:45]  Okay.
[02:56:46]  Here.
[02:56:46]  Another thousand in the chest.
[02:56:49]  There it is, baby.
[02:56:50]  All right.
[02:56:51]  Another thousand in the chest.
[02:56:53]  And we're going to go ahead and open that up later on tonight.
[02:56:56]  So once again, it does pay to kick back, listen to the broadcast, participate in the broadcast.
[02:57:04]  That's what it's all about, baby.
[02:57:06]  That's what it's all about.
[02:57:07]  Anyway, we got to get back to some $20, $20, dude, because we got a whole shitload of them.
[02:57:12]  And we got to get them done, dude.
[02:57:13]  All right, we did a couple of raids.
[02:57:15]  Let me do a couple of more $20.20 buckers and we'll see what we do next.
[02:57:19]  Okay, maybe we'll do another raid or we'll do something of the sorts.
[02:57:23]  All right, let's go ahead and get to the next $20.20 bucker.
[02:57:26]  We had some pretty good tom foolery.
[02:57:28]  This one is by Jane Gamer Girl saying kid gloves are coming off Mr. Radio Graffiti.
[02:57:35]  I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
[02:57:37]  But here it is.
[02:57:39]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:57:40]  This better not be some sick shit.
[02:57:42]  What is this?
[02:57:44]  Jane Girl Gamer requested this here.
[02:57:47]  Jane Girl Gamer.
[02:57:49]  Look, I don't know what this is, but just play it.
[02:57:51]  All right.
[02:57:52]  What is this shit?
[02:57:55]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:57:56]  We're getting a damn dono.
[02:57:57]  Hold on.
[02:57:58]  Oh, my God.
[02:57:59]  Ghost Blade is back on.
[02:58:01]  All right, we'll get to Blade in a minute, dude.
[02:58:03]  We're doing $20.20 buckers here for a sec.
[02:58:05]  All right.
[02:58:06]  Once again, Jane Girl Gamer requested this shit.
[02:58:09]  Whatever this is.
[02:58:11]  I'm officially leaving the tryhard legion.
[02:58:12]  I'm about snipping records is fucking banned.
[02:58:14]  And you can invite me back when he's fucking gone.
[02:58:16]  And if you're fucking fucking with if you fuck with snippet records, you can fucking.
[02:58:19]  What the hell is this?
[02:58:25]  What the hell is this?
[02:58:33]  Hold on, pause this shit.
[02:58:35]  Pause it.
[02:58:36]  This better not be some sick crap.
[02:58:38]  Hold on.
[02:58:39]  I gotta vet this here.
[02:58:41]  I gotta vet this to make sure that there's not some sick, demented garbage.
[02:58:45]  All right, it doesn't look like it.
[02:58:47]  And we're getting a dono anyway, Skunkler.
[02:58:49]  Oh, my God.
[02:58:50]  I forgot my main taco eating alien.
[02:58:53]  Here is some money for our poor pet.
[02:58:55]  Oh, don't subsidize the pet fucking Mexican, please.
[02:58:58]  All right, please don't subsidize the pet Mexican.
[02:59:02]  Anyway, let's go.
[02:59:04]  Uh, once again, Jane Girl Gamer requested this.
[02:59:07]  Neighbor, neighbor, come on, neighbor, neighbor, come on.
[02:59:26]  C'mon with this crap!
[02:59:28]  I mean, c'mon, are you kidding me?
[02:59:36]  What is- What is this?
[02:59:41]  You racist bastards.
[02:59:44]  You racist fucking bastards.
[02:59:47]  What?
[02:59:48]  Why are you all so fucking racist?
[02:59:51]  Seriously, why are you all so fucking neighbor?
[02:59:56]  I'm sorry for the you raiding.
[02:59:59]  All right, we get it.
[03:00:02]  We get it.
[03:00:03]  All right, we get it.
[03:00:05]  Here, there's the end of it, for Christ's sake, you stupid son of a bitch.
[03:00:09]  I don't understand why you people are so racist, man.
[03:00:12]  I mean, what's your problem?
[03:00:14]  I mean, what is your fucking problem with this shit?
[03:00:16]  Jesus Christ.
[03:00:19]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody knows it.
[03:00:22]  All right, so you know, you people that are trying to come at me trying to claim that I'm racist, you don't know shit from Shinola.
[03:00:28]  So just sit there and shut your goddamn pie hole.
[03:00:31]  All right, let's get to the next one here.

=== Japanese War Machines Of War (14:52) ===

[03:00:33]  We got Horatio Nelson.
[03:00:35]  Horatio Nelson requested this one and said, C for T stole my vote video or stole my chat vote video.
[03:00:43]  Excuse me.
[03:00:43]  What the fuck?
[03:00:44]  Reminder: Friday was the anniversary of Waco.
[03:00:48]  Press S to shit on the corpse of Janet Reno.
[03:00:51]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:00:52]  Start a minute into my dono for prime Chinese history.
[03:00:57]  All right, start a minute into all right.
[03:01:00]  All right, look.
[03:01:01]  Once again, folks, I don't know what this is.
[03:01:04]  I don't know if this is anti-China shit because you people are trying to get me deplatformed, whatever.
[03:01:10]  But Horatio Nelson requested this, and he wants me to put this a minute, a minute ahead.
[03:01:18]  So here we go.
[03:01:19]  Hold on, let me make sure that this isn't some sick-ass crap.
[03:01:23]  All right, it looks good.
[03:01:24]  I can't play all of it because it's eight minutes, so we'll play about four minutes of it or maybe a little more.
[03:01:29]  We'll see how it is.
[03:01:31]  Here it is: Horatio Nelson requested this.
[03:01:36]  The hell is this?
[03:01:40]  What is this?
[03:01:45]  Oh my god.
[03:01:47]  What the hell?
[03:01:49]  Hey, this is a Chinese war movie.
[03:01:58]  Is it like a Chinese war movie here?
[03:02:18]  There's all the women and children.
[03:02:20]  We're actually just children.
[03:02:21]  Jesus, oh, man.
[03:02:30]  jeez oh well there you go Geez.
[03:02:40]  Man.
[03:02:43]  Wow.
[03:02:46]  You know, there's something about war movies that I think, you know, it's just not truly appreciated.
[03:02:52]  I mean, it shows you that this is the machines of war.
[03:02:56]  That all it takes is a deployment by a group of bureaucrats that we call leaders in the government.
[03:03:03]  And if they come to a general consensus that, yeah, we need war, that this kind of thing is at their behest.
[03:03:12]  This is not necessarily the people's will, if you will.
[03:03:20]  And one thing about Horatio Nelson, he usually picks these movies that are very realistic, that have great cinematography, that have great fight scenes in general.
[03:03:55]  Very good cinematography.
[03:03:58]  Very good, you know, everything looks great.
[03:04:01]  I mean, I'm really impressed.
[03:04:03]  I mean, when it comes to war movies, this is a.
[03:04:07]  Oh shit, no way!
[03:04:17]  Oh, my God.
[03:04:20]  Yeah, I'm speculating that this is when Japan invaded China.
[03:04:24]  Am I correct?
[03:04:26]  And by the way, the whole reason why Japan hit Pearl Harbor was so that they could invade China, believe it or not.
[03:04:34]  The United States had a so-called open-door policy with China, in which basically the United States went in and out and used and abused the natural resources of China because they had a special deal with Chiang Kai-shek.
[03:04:49]  So they told Japan, don't even think about, you know, invading China.
[03:04:56]  Don't even think about invading China.
[03:04:58]  And what is this?
[03:04:59]  Mass pony surprise on Jane Girl Gamer.
[03:05:03]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:05:04]  All right, great.
[03:05:05]  Great.
[03:05:06]  Thanks a lot.
[03:05:07]  But anyway, we threatened China not or excuse me, threatened Japan not to invade China.
[03:05:15]  And we did so much to the Japanese.
[03:05:17]  We froze their accounts of Japanese businesses that were doing business in the United States.
[03:05:24]  What?
[03:05:27]  Damn, this is some fucked up coronavirus documentary.
[03:05:30]  That's fucked up, dude.
[03:05:31]  Are you shitting me?
[03:05:33]  That's fucked up.
[03:05:35]  Anyway, we denied the Japanese the entrance or the use of the Panama Canal.
[03:05:42]  We did a lot of things so we could prevent supposedly the Japanese from invading Japan or the Japanese from invading China.
[03:05:52]  So the Japanese took a chance.
[03:05:56]  And they realized that the only fleet that could come to save the day if Japan invaded China was the fleet at Pearl Harbor.
[03:06:04]  So that's why Pearl Harbor was an actual military offensive that was supposed to deplete all the weaponry that could reach China from Hawaii.
[03:06:17]  Oh my God.
[03:06:18]  And what is this?
[03:06:19]  Sweet and sour chicken versus teriyaki.
[03:06:22]  All right.
[03:06:23]  Come on, man.
[03:06:24]  Are you shitting me, Billy?
[03:06:26]  And we're waiting for you there, Billy.
[03:06:28]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:06:29]  That's fucking horrible, all right?
[03:06:32]  Jesus Christ.
[03:06:32]  We're playing this for a little bit more and then we'll move on.
[03:06:35]  Jesus Christ.
[03:06:36]  What a bunch of sick trolls, dude.
[03:06:38]  Fucking sick trolls First of all, I don't know what this I don't know the narration of this tuna fish language here
[03:07:12]  Man, that's some pretty.
[03:07:14]  Look at that.
[03:07:15]  Look at the use of squibs.
[03:07:17]  The massive use of squibs at this.
[03:07:20]  What?
[03:07:22]  The Japanese invaded China in 1937, you stupid boo.
[03:07:26]  Yeah, I get it.
[03:07:27]  I get it.
[03:07:28]  They did it again in World War II, you dumb fuck.
[03:07:33]  Jesus Christ.
[03:07:33]  The Battle of the Midway was the turning point for the war in the Pacific.
[03:07:37]  Recommended reading into for anyone who isn't a dumb shit brain and appreciates military history.
[03:07:43]  Yeah, people need to know military history, okay?
[03:07:47]  I'll tell you that right now.
[03:07:49]  Give me a break.
[03:07:50]  Seriously, I am Jane Girl Gamer.
[03:07:53]  I want a right now.
[03:07:54]  Tell them the truth.
[03:07:55]  I am your son.
[03:07:57]  Fuck you.
[03:07:58]  You're not my son.
[03:07:59]  All right.
[03:08:00]  Fuck off.
[03:08:01]  You are not my son.
[03:08:02]  All right.
[03:08:04]  Jesus Christ.
[03:08:04]  I'm letting this go for another 30 seconds and we're moving on.
[03:08:08]  Fuck you.
[03:08:08]  You're not my fucking son.
[03:08:13]  What?
[03:08:15]  What now?
[03:08:16]  What?
[03:08:17]  Oh, my God.
[03:08:18]  Ghost, thank you for the no interest promo.
[03:08:21]  Here is the first of my 10 easy payments for the chat room invite.
[03:08:25]  No, we're not doing that.
[03:08:27]  We don't do that regardless of what the pet Mexican does.
[03:08:31]  It's a one-time payment.
[03:08:32]  There ain't no prepayments or none of that shit.
[03:08:35]  So shut the fuck up.
[03:08:36]  All right, you fucking moron.
[03:08:39]  Jesus Christ.
[03:08:40]  You guys make me sick, dude.
[03:08:49]  Alright, I think I...
[03:08:50]  I think we're done with this.
[03:08:51]  I think we get it.
[03:08:52]  I let it go for about 5:30.
[03:08:55]  I'll let it go for 30 more seconds.
[03:08:57]  Hell with it.
[03:08:58]  30 more seconds.
[03:08:59]  This is good cinematography, dude.
[03:09:01]  Look at the use of squibs on this shit.
[03:09:16]  Jesus Christ.
[03:09:17]  All right, we're going to end it right there.
[03:09:19]  Perfect place to end it, dude.
[03:09:21]  Perfect place to end it.
[03:09:22]  Thank you, Horatio Nelson, dude.
[03:09:25]  That was actually pretty good cinematography.
[03:09:28]  You got some pretty good tastes in some movies, I got to tell you.
[03:09:31]  Let's go to the next $20, $20 bucker because we do have them piled up, unfortunately.
[03:09:37]  This next one was requested by somebody by the name of Street Racing Ghost.
[03:09:43]  Street Racing Ghost requested this one, and he didn't say anything.
[03:09:47]  So let's see the Street Racing Ghost.
[03:09:51]  It sounds like some street racing bullshit.
[03:09:53]  Let's see if they, what is this?
[03:09:54]  What is this?
[03:09:55]  Put the PC shut on.
[03:09:56]  Street Racing Ghost.
[03:10:01]  Fuck you, man.
[03:10:02]  You and your fucking wheelchair jokes, man.
[03:10:06]  Fuck off.
[03:10:08]  Pause this shit.
[03:10:09]  What?
[03:10:10]  What?
[03:10:13]  And then I got this tard.
[03:10:15]  Then I got this tard.
[03:10:16]  He fucking remember that voice.
[03:10:18]  Your fault, dad.
[03:10:21]  I got fucking people sitting over here saying I'm in a goddamn wheelchair and then I got this tard thinking I'm his fucking dad.
[03:10:27]  Fucking shit.
[03:10:28]  Just play the shit and shut up.
[03:10:31]  Fuck everybody that's laughing in the chat room about this shit.
[03:10:35]  Piece of crap.
[03:10:40]  This is not funny.
[03:10:41]  There's nothing funny about this at all.
[03:10:44]  All right, this is nothing funny.
[03:10:55]  To be continued.
[03:10:58]  To be continued.
[03:10:59]  Street racing ghost.
[03:11:02]  Street racing ghost.
[03:11:04]  Yeah, fuck you, you fucking milky wicker.
[03:11:06]  I'm telling you, man.
[03:11:08]  No wonder you didn't say anything after that shit.
[03:11:12]  Can we move on, please?
[03:11:14]  Hey, look, there's a fucking crotch rocket in the background.
[03:11:17]  I wish I could go out there and piano wire, fucking make them motherfuckers crash.
[03:11:23]  Fucking hate crotch rockets.
[03:11:24]  All right.
[03:11:25]  Look, you want to know who gets crotch rockets?
[03:11:27]  And I'm going to say it again, okay?
[03:11:28]  Crotch rockets are for people with little dicks.
[03:11:32]  They have small cocks.
[03:11:34]  And as a result, they want to make sure that they put their chick in the back so they're already orgasmed before they have sex.
[03:11:42]  All right?
[03:11:43]  Been up since 4 a.m.
[03:11:45]  Going to bed soon.
[03:11:46]  GX.
[03:11:47]  Happy Blade Day and Leap Day.
[03:11:49]  Wish I had some trees or melatonin to help me sleep, but nope, nothing.
[03:11:54]  Sad face.
[03:11:55]  Shout out to everybody in the chat and I'll catch y'all on Tuesday evenings.
[03:11:59]  Thank you, Brooke412.
[03:12:01]  Thank you, Brooke412, and cheers.
[03:12:03]  I wish he had a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol as well.
[03:12:07]  But as I was stating, the whole reason why...
[03:12:10]  Here's this fucking tard again.
[03:12:13]  What?
[03:12:14]  Oh, my God.
[03:12:15]  I took your advice about making a woman squirt.
[03:12:18]  Mom wasn't too pleased.
[03:12:19]  Dad, please come visit me.
[03:12:21]  Daddy, please.
[03:12:22]  All right, dude.
[03:12:23]  You know what?
[03:12:27]  All right.
[03:12:27]  Whatever.
[03:12:28]  All right.
[03:12:28]  Just shut up.
[03:12:29]  You people are making me sick.
[03:12:30]  All right.
[03:12:30]  Just shut the fuck up.
[03:12:31]  Let's get to the next $20.20 bucker.
[03:12:34]  And this one is by Gutsa.
[03:12:37]  Gutsa one, this ethnic minority.
[03:12:39]  So let's see what Gutsa one has to say.
[03:12:42]  Undeniable poke.
[03:12:43]  Christ.
[03:12:45]  Oh my God, dude.
[03:12:47]  And what did he say?
[03:12:48]  Here's another epic video that explains who Exhort person is.
[03:12:53]  Huh?
[03:12:54]  Yeah, it's another anime by me, the ethnically ambiguous Gutsa One.
[03:13:00]  Here it is.
[03:13:01]  That was undeniable.
[03:13:07]  And stupid, effeminate males.
[03:13:09]  Now I have nothing to fear.
[03:13:11]  That are supposed to be big, tough guys, right?
[03:13:17]  No, I'm me.
[03:13:18]  Yeah, Gutso One requested this fruit room from you.
[03:13:23]  And look at the views.
[03:13:24]  There's 1.6 million views.
[03:13:27]  Can you believe this shit?
[03:13:29]  This is how many fruity asses they're walking around at here.
[03:13:33]  Who are you?
[03:13:35]  I'm what's left.
[03:13:37]  Or maybe I'm all there ever was.
[03:13:41]  Oh, really?
[03:13:42]  I meant your name.
[03:13:43]  You won't need a home anymore where you're going.
[03:13:49]  What?
[03:13:50]  Why?
[03:13:50]  Hold on, pause this.
[03:13:52]  Pause this.
[03:13:53]  People are telling me that this is a video game.
[03:13:55]  So what?
[03:13:56]  I'm supposed to be playing an effeminate male and effeminate male.
[03:14:01]  And what do you want, you tar?
[03:14:02]  Can you come over and change my diaper?
[03:14:05]  I love you, Daddy.
[03:14:06]  She's that's not fucking Mass Pony.
[03:14:08]  I mean, yes, I know Mass Pony is now trying to change himself into a woman.
[03:14:13]  That's his business, all right?
[03:14:15]  Anyway, to this video game, I'm supposed to play an effeminate male that's showing off anal camel toe, and I'm supposed to be kicking ass.
[03:14:22]  Get the fuck out of here, man.
[03:14:24]  You could say I am the biggest nobody of them all.
[03:14:28]  The fuck out of here.
[03:14:34]  I'm not even kidding around.
[03:14:38]  Somebody, please shut that bitch up.
[03:14:43]  Hey, what?
[03:14:43]  Mickey Mouse?
[03:14:45]  What are you supposed to do?
[03:14:46]  Why is Mickey Mouse in this game?
[03:14:49]  Why in the fuck is Mickey Mouse in this game?
[03:14:51]  Did somebody shit him out?
[03:14:52]  What the fuck is that?
[03:14:56]  Oh, no, I've got it.
[03:15:00]  Donald Duck.
[03:15:04]  No.
[03:15:06]  Shield.
[03:15:07]  Who else will I have ice cream with?
[03:15:09]  Mickey.
[03:15:10]  It's Riku.
[03:15:12]  They put bugs in him.
[03:15:13]  What?
[03:15:14]  Riku.
[03:15:15]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:15:16]  How long is this?
[03:15:18]  Jesus Christ, this couldn't end soon enough.
[03:15:22]  This couldn't end soon enough.

=== Mickey Mouse Game Obsession (13:43) ===

[03:15:25]  Good God.
[03:15:30]  Ben!
[03:15:31]  Are you okay?
[03:15:32]  Oh, Connie.
[03:15:33]  Hey, look, did you hear that fucking crotch rocket?
[03:15:36]  Did you hear it?
[03:15:37]  That's nuts.
[03:15:39]  Did you hear that fucking crotch rocket?
[03:15:42]  God damn it.
[03:15:43]  I wish I could go out there and make those fuckers crash.
[03:15:47]  Make those fuckers crash, man.
[03:15:50]  I'm telling you, crotch rockets are for little dicks.
[03:15:54]  What now, Esriel?
[03:15:56]  Oh, my God.
[03:15:57]  Ghost turn it off.
[03:15:58]  Never fucking look at anything Kingdom Hearts related.
[03:16:01]  Again, stay the fuck away for your own sake.
[03:16:03]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:16:04]  It looks fruitier than a box of fucking fruit loops.
[03:16:06]  What are you talking about?
[03:16:08]  Huh?
[03:16:08]  That looks fruitier than a goddamn box of fruit loops.
[03:16:11]  supposed to be sitting there?
[03:16:12]  I'm supposed to be playing a video game that makes, all right, never mind you.
[03:16:15]  You get it.
[03:16:16]  All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
[03:16:22]  And wait a minute, Horatio Nelson just donated a two-bucker.
[03:16:26]  Horatio Nelson said, today a Somali immigrant was set free without even going to court after attempting to murder his neighbor because she was outside without a veil.
[03:16:38]  Reason given is that his IQ is 49.
[03:16:42]  She has bill, she has to pay his bills now.
[03:16:46]  This is happening in my state of MO.
[03:16:52]  You know, I'm assuming that's what, Missouri?
[03:16:55]  Into the Sea M.O., right?
[03:16:57]  That better not be Montana.
[03:16:59]  I don't fucking know.
[03:17:00]  All I care about is Texas.
[03:17:02]  All right.
[03:17:02]  That sucks Horatio Nelson, but, uh, you know, it is what it is, dude.
[03:17:09]  You know, we're trying to fucking, uh, I like, stop.
[03:17:15]  I'm sorry to hear that, but let's stop harshing mellows here, okay?
[03:17:19]  All right, let's stop harshing mellows and let's continue going forward, all right?
[03:17:25]  Anyway, Noble Savage requested this one and said, I know most dudes like Taylor Swift.
[03:17:32]  I like Lizzie Hale.
[03:17:34]  Dude, what are you talking about?
[03:17:36]  Most dudes like Taylor Swift.
[03:17:39]  Who the fuck likes Taylor Swift?
[03:17:41]  That's a fucking guy.
[03:17:43]  Oh, this fucking goddamn tard, dude.
[03:17:46]  This goddamn tard.
[03:17:48]  Wish you were this passionate spending time with your son.
[03:17:51]  You spend all your time with your ghost show son.
[03:17:54]  You hate me because I'm a faggot?
[03:17:57]  You're a nutcase and you're not my son, okay?
[03:18:02]  You're a fucking nut job and you're not my son.
[03:18:07]  And look at the people.
[03:18:08]  Oh, yeah, I'm thinking, you know, Taylor Swift is a fine piece of ass.
[03:18:11]  She's a leftist.
[03:18:12]  She campaigned for Hillary Clinton, you dumb fuck.
[03:18:16]  But you know what?
[03:18:16]  She's a good piece of ass.
[03:18:18]  You fucking dumbasses.
[03:18:19]  Remember when the white nationalists thought that Taylor Swift was secretly visiting Pole and pretending that she was a white nanny?
[03:18:26]  What a fucking bunch of idiots.
[03:18:27]  You see, this is what I never mind.
[03:18:30]  Let's move on.
[03:18:31]  All right.
[03:18:31]  Who the hell requested this one here?
[03:18:33]  Oh, yeah.
[03:18:34]  Noble Savage.
[03:18:36]  Noble Savage says everybody likes Taylor Swift.
[03:18:40]  He likes Lizzie Hale.
[03:18:42]  I've never heard of Lizzie Hale.
[03:18:44]  Has anybody ever heard of Lizzie Hale?
[03:18:46]  Anyway, we're about to be introduced to Lizzie Hale.
[03:18:49]  Thanks to Noble Savage.
[03:18:50]  All right, here it is.
[03:18:52]  Noble Savage requested this one, Seth.
[03:18:55]  Loudly crying, face, loudly, crying, dude.
[03:18:58]  Look, you're not the real Mass Pony, all right?
[03:19:02]  You're not the real Mass Pony.
[03:19:04]  Shut up!
[03:19:07]  Oh my god.
[03:19:10]  You're not the real man's pony, dude.
[03:19:12]  You're a sick cry.
[03:19:18]  Hey, Hilaro, your autism is showing.
[03:19:23]  There's a fucking mass pony, you sick fuck.
[03:19:25]  All right.
[03:19:26]  Jesus Christ.
[03:19:27]  And who the, somebody dropped a diamond.
[03:19:29]  Capitalist Polar Bear.
[03:19:31]  Good choice, Noble Savage.
[03:19:33]  So look at Capitalist Polar Bear is digging this and hate it.
[03:19:36]  It's sounding a little commercial.
[03:19:38]  That's all.
[03:19:40]  Jesus Christ.
[03:19:41]  Mass Pony.
[03:19:42]  Can you fuck off?
[03:19:44]  Polar bear is 100% ghost.
[03:19:46]  He pays my mom to donate as polar bear.
[03:19:49]  Oh, God.
[03:19:51]  You got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
[03:19:53]  All right.
[03:19:54]  Nobody believes you.
[03:19:56]  All right, Mass Pony.
[03:19:57]  And by the way, I don't even want to get started with the Mass Pony incident.
[03:20:02]  If you don't want to.
[03:20:03]  That was a whole other.
[03:20:05]  Dude, like I said, I've had an illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career, and the Mass Pony incident was definitely not one of my highlights.
[03:20:13]  I'll tell you that right now.
[03:20:16]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:20:17]  You see, just thinking about it, has fucking acid churning up in my goddamn stomach for Christ's sake.
[03:20:22]  All right.
[03:20:23]  And, you know, gets me belching.
[03:20:27]  All right.
[03:20:27]  Let's get to the next $20, $20.
[03:20:29]  This is requested by Sunburst Unicorn.
[03:20:33]  And Sunburst Unicorn says the song that put target on Michael, that put a target on Michael.
[03:20:38]  I'm assuming Michael Jackson.
[03:20:40]  Jew me, sue me, everybody do me.
[03:20:44]  Kick me, kike me, don't black or white me.
[03:20:47]  Oh, yeah.
[03:20:48]  We were talking about Michael Jackson on the last show, late into the last show.
[03:20:53]  And I, you know, just gave y'all a little bit of breadcrumbs, and y'all were listening, and y'all were like, hey, you know what?
[03:21:00]  I mean, Ghost is fairly accurate or, you know, there's something here.
[03:21:04]  So cheers to that.
[03:21:06]  Sunburst Unicorn requested this.
[03:21:08]  And by the way, Capitalist Polar Bear with another diamond.
[03:21:10]  PB in the chat if you want me banned.
[03:21:12]  I'm not going to ban fucking Capitalist Polar Bear.
[03:21:15]  You shitting me.
[03:21:16]  Anyway, let's go ahead once again.
[03:21:19]  This is requested by Sunburst Unicorn.
[03:21:23]  And we have to wait about five seconds because of YouTube, YouTube.
[03:21:29]  You know how it goes.
[03:21:30]  All right, here it is.
[03:21:32]  Michael Jackson.
[03:21:33]  It is Michael Joseph.
[03:21:35]  Here it is.
[03:21:35]  Play it.
[03:21:37]  And look, there's another.
[03:21:38]  There's another sticker in the chat.
[03:21:41]  There's another sticker in the chat.
[03:21:44]  Yeah.
[03:21:46]  Yeah.
[03:21:50]  All right, let's listen to a little bit of Michael Jackson here.
[03:21:52]  Sunburst Unicorn requested this.
[03:21:58]  This is the song that put a target on Michael Jackson's back.
[03:22:03]  Look at those stickers, man.
[03:22:05]  Look at the ghost stickers, man.
[03:22:08]  Yeah.
[03:22:19]  All right.
[03:22:20]  Skin get dead.
[03:22:22]  Everybody gone back.
[03:22:23]  Should you get your back of this?
[03:22:25]  Everybody allocation.
[03:22:26]  In the shoot on the loose.
[03:22:27]  Everybody gone through.
[03:22:28]  Bang nice.
[03:22:31]  All I want to say is that they don't really care about us.
[03:22:35]  All I got to say is they don't really care about us.
[03:22:38]  I'm one with these stickers, man.
[03:22:41]  Yeah.
[03:22:42]  Beat me, hate me.
[03:22:43]  You can never break me.
[03:22:44]  Will me, thrill me.
[03:22:46]  You can never kill me.
[03:22:47]  Do me, sue me.
[03:22:48]  Everybody do me.
[03:22:50]  Kick me, kite me.
[03:22:53]  All I can do is Hold on. Hold on.
[03:23:10]  Pause this.
[03:23:12]  Who the hell's donating for Christ's?
[03:23:14]  When I left the show, it went downhill.
[03:23:16]  God.
[03:23:17]  Can you stop, Mass Pony?
[03:23:19]  You're becoming obsessed, dude.
[03:23:22]  You're becoming obsessed.
[03:23:23]  Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack already, dude.
[03:23:27]  You're becoming obsessed.
[03:23:29]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:23:33]  Oh, my God.
[03:23:36]  Is that the chopper?
[03:23:38]  Y'all hear the just play, Michael Jackson, dude.
[03:23:43]  A lot of weird shit's happening.
[03:23:45]  A lot of weird shit's going on.
[03:23:47]  I don't like it.
[03:23:49]  I don't like it one bit.
[03:23:53]  Switch the channel.
[03:23:54]  At least Mass Pony is cutting off his dick.
[03:23:57]  Come on.
[03:23:57]  We don't need to see it.
[03:23:59]  So this is the song that put the target on old Michael, huh?
[03:24:25]  Remember what I told you late into the broadcast on Thursday?
[03:24:31]  It all comes clear.
[03:24:40]  ...Tuesday, but no Dono's for a while, cause a tooth just broke, and I'm gonna have to pay and fix this shit.
[03:24:46]  Oh, shit.
[03:24:47]  Vote one for something Ghost will hate.
[03:24:49]  Two for something he will really hate.
[03:24:51]  Night one, two.
[03:24:53]  All right, well, we'll get to your dono in a minute.
[03:24:55]  And I hope that your teeth is okay there, Horatio.
[03:24:59]  I hope your tooth is okay, man.
[03:25:01]  That sucks.
[03:25:01]  I'll tell you that right now.
[03:25:02]  Anyway, thank you very much.
[03:25:04]  Let's continue.
[03:25:34]  They don't really care about us.
[03:25:36]  Oh, he's breaking down here.
[03:25:46]  He's breaking it down, baby.
[03:25:49]  Hold on.
[03:25:50]  Come on, who's donating?
[03:25:52]  Perfect song.
[03:25:53]  It's how I feel.
[03:25:54]  You never cared about me or mom.
[03:25:56]  Tight pony.
[03:25:57]  Miss Pony, dude.
[03:25:58]  I mean, who the fuck is this?
[03:26:00]  Seriously, dude.
[03:26:01]  You're fucking getting on my fucking nerves, and you're starting to disturb me with the type of obsession that you have over me for Christ's sake.
[03:26:09]  As I stated, okay, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack.
[03:26:13]  All right.
[03:26:14]  The sign on my ass says do not enter.
[03:26:17]  All right.
[03:26:18]  And I don't care how bad you want to take a whiff.
[03:26:22]  And listen, high council, stop counting my shekels.
[03:26:26]  I haven't made anywhere near that.
[03:26:28]  I made a couple of hundred bucks tonight, and you're just being an asshole.
[03:26:32]  All right.
[03:26:33]  So stop counting my shekels.
[03:26:36]  Here, play the rest of Sunburst Unicorns Dono.
[03:27:07]  don't really care about us you just say kick me tight Oh my god!
[03:27:30]  All I wanna say is that they don't really care about.
[03:27:33]  All I'm gonna say is that they don't really care about us.
[03:27:38]  Wow, dude.
[03:27:40]  That was Michael Jackson right there.
[03:27:42]  Requested by Sunburst Unicorn.
[03:27:48]  Main.
[03:27:51]  Maine.
[03:27:54]  All right, let's go ahead.
[03:27:57]  It's about to end right now, baby.
[03:28:01]  And listen, all of you people that are putting all these ridiculous numbers of, you know, supposedly counting my shekels and shit, dude, you know, I've made nowhere near that.
[03:28:11]  And first, first of all, and secondly, don't count my shekels.
[03:28:14]  All right.
[03:28:15]  That's fucking completely horrible.
[03:28:16]  That's none of your fucking business, okay?
[03:28:19]  I've made like a couple of hundred bucks tonight, and you guys are fucking sitting over here trying to crawl up my asshole.
[03:28:24]  All right.
[03:28:26]  Anyway, as I was stating, let's go to the next one.
[03:28:29]  Thank you, Sunburst Unicorn.
[03:28:31]  Let's go to the next $20.20.
[03:28:36]  What now?
[03:28:37]  Oh, my God.
[03:28:38]  Which was the most infamous troll from your point of view?
[03:28:42]  The most infamous troll?
[03:28:44]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:28:45]  I don't even know.
[03:28:46]  I couldn't even tell you.
[03:28:48]  There's been so many of them, and they've come and gone.
[03:28:51]  I couldn't even tell you offhand, dude.
[03:28:54]  You know, I'll take that back.
[03:28:56]  Maybe Wild Goose.
[03:28:58]  If y'all know who Wild Goose from BWC is, probably Wild Goose that probably come.
[03:29:03]  I'd probably have to say him because this dude, he's a pretty fucking massive troll.

=== Most Infamous Troll Question (04:45) ===

[03:29:09]  So if y'all don't know who he is, go take a look at him, dude.
[03:29:14]  Anyway, and does everybody remember BWC, baby?
[03:29:18]  That's a long time ago.
[03:29:20]  Anyway, let's continue.
[03:29:23]  We got Down Syndrome Panda.
[03:29:27]  Down Syndrome Panda.
[03:29:29]  What the fuck is this?
[03:29:29]  Hey, Daddy Ghost.
[03:29:31]  Here's a vid of our great president.
[03:29:33]  Does this make you happy?
[03:29:35]  Please love me.
[03:29:36]  All right.
[03:29:37]  This is obviously something that's about President Trump, and it's probably something that's not going to make him look very well because you all are a bunch of leftist Bernie bros out here that think that things are just going to miraculously be pulled out of the sky and distributed to you free.
[03:29:53]  It ain't going to happen.
[03:29:55]  All right.
[03:29:56]  Hold on.
[03:29:57]  I haven't heard this one yet.
[03:29:58]  Oh, no.
[03:30:02]  No.
[03:30:05]  You should do.
[03:30:07]  The sun always shines on ghost jukebox.
[03:30:10]  I'm not a jukebox, dude.
[03:30:12]  Shut up.
[03:30:13]  All right.
[03:30:13]  Jesus Christ.
[03:30:14]  I hate when you call me that.
[03:30:16]  Anyway, somebody by the name of Down Syndrome Panda requested this.
[03:30:20]  And let's see what the hell this is.
[03:30:23]  White shirt, now red, my blood.
[03:30:26]  They know sleeping.
[03:30:28]  You're on your temp.
[03:30:31]  Okay.
[03:30:33]  Is this Billy Alic?
[03:30:35]  Is that what this president is saying?
[03:30:37]  You fucks.
[03:30:39]  You fucks.
[03:30:41]  I fucking hate Billy Alicia.
[03:30:43]  That fucking 17-year-old whore.
[03:30:47]  That scuffed little Zan is what she is.
[03:30:50]  A scuffed little Zan.
[03:30:54]  Just can't get enough guys.
[03:30:56]  Just for a patch guy.
[03:30:58]  I'm that bad type.
[03:31:00]  Make your thumbs bad tight.
[03:31:01]  Make your thumbs a little bit tight.
[03:31:03]  My sister's your bed type.
[03:31:05]  I'm the bad guy.
[03:31:12]  Give me a fucking break, dude.
[03:31:15]  I can't stand fucking this stupid bitch.
[03:31:19]  I can't stand this stupid social justice warrior, scuff little Xan bitch.
[03:31:24]  I like it when you take control.
[03:31:27]  Even if you know that you don't own me, I'll let you play the role.
[03:31:34]  I'll beat your animal.
[03:31:37]  My mom, give me a break.
[03:31:40]  And this is a 16-year-old singing this, believe it or not.
[03:31:43]  But she won't sing this song.
[03:31:45]  She's 17 now.
[03:31:47]  She's a scuffed little Zan, and she makes me sick.
[03:31:54]  I fucking hate Billy Goose.
[03:31:55]  I can't get enough guys.
[03:31:58]  I fucking hate Billy Elish.
[03:32:00]  Wait a minute.
[03:32:01]  Home Depot, is that Grimmore?
[03:32:03]  Is that a Grimmore sticker?
[03:32:05]  Take that shit out of here.
[03:32:07]  Give me a break.
[03:32:09]  Fucking disgusting broad that is.
[03:32:11]  Fucking opening her legs.
[03:32:12]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:32:16]  Stop with that stupid dumb fucking cootless bitch.
[03:32:32]  Or that fucking buck tooth bitch.
[03:32:34]  All right, never mind.
[03:32:35]  All right, that's enough.
[03:32:36]  All right.
[03:32:38]  All right, that's enough.
[03:32:39]  All right.
[03:32:39]  Yeah, real funny, dude.
[03:32:41]  Real fucking funny.
[03:32:42]  Wait a minute.
[03:32:43]  Is that Britney Venti, too?
[03:32:45]  Dude, the two bitches that I really can't stand on the IP2 network.
[03:32:51]  You know that?
[03:32:52]  Two fucking dumbass fucking bitches that I can't fucking stand on the IP2 network.
[03:33:00]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:33:02]  All right.
[03:33:03]  And not for any other reason but because they're fucking disgusting.
[03:33:06]  And wait a minute.
[03:33:07]  Who put a sticker of.
[03:33:09]  Oh, man.
[03:33:10]  Who put loser on my sticker?
[03:33:13]  Who the fuck did that?
[03:33:17]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:33:19]  You know what, man?
[03:33:19]  You guys are going to piss me off.
[03:33:21]  You guys are going to piss me off.
[03:33:23]  And once I'm done with these $20,200, I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
[03:33:27]  Because look at this shit.
[03:33:29]  I'm not.
[03:33:29]  They put a sticker on my face with the loser on it, man.
[03:33:34]  Fuck you, man.
[03:33:36]  Fuck you.
[03:33:37]  You fucking pieces of fucking dog shit.
[03:33:42]  Fucking piece of fucking shit.
[03:33:46]  Fuck you, man.
[03:33:49]  Fucking piece of shit.

=== Voodoo Song Chat Participation (03:07) ===

[03:33:54]  Let me tell you something, man.
[03:33:56]  If you think that I'm going to sit here and do a show when I've got a sticker like that in my chat room, you've got another thing coming, you fucking pieces of trash.
[03:34:07]  You've got another thing coming.
[03:34:12]  Christ!
[03:34:16]  Christ!
[03:34:21]  God damn it, man.
[03:34:22]  God fucking damn it, man.
[03:34:23]  Let me just get to the next $20.20 bucker.
[03:34:25]  Fuck you in the chat, man.
[03:34:28]  Fuck you all in the chat, man.
[03:34:32]  I bet most of you fucking idiots in the chat room.
[03:34:35]  Take it in the fucking ass.
[03:34:37]  You take it in the ass.
[03:34:42]  Let me get to the next.
[03:34:43]  Oh, and look, the next dono is right up your fucking alley.
[03:34:47]  It requires some chat participation.
[03:34:50]  Take a look at this.
[03:34:52]  This is Rocksmith, dude, who donated $40.40 and said, chat picks the first song.
[03:35:00]  You choose the last song, okay?
[03:35:04]  What?
[03:35:06]  What, ST, Mike?
[03:35:07]  What now?
[03:35:09]  Rest in peace, ghost sticker.
[03:35:11]  You had a good life as short as it was.
[03:35:13]  You fucking pieces of shit, dude.
[03:35:15]  Fuck you, man.
[03:35:16]  You know, whoever the fuck did that, you're a fucking piece.
[03:35:18]  That's cyberbullying.
[03:35:20]  That's probably against terms of service.
[03:35:22]  And if it isn't, it should be.
[03:35:24]  All right?
[03:35:25]  If it isn't, it should be.
[03:35:29]  Fucking piece of shit.
[03:35:31]  All right.
[03:35:32]  Oh, yeah.
[03:35:33]  Rocksmith, dude.
[03:35:34]  Okay.
[03:35:35]  You all vote, okay?
[03:35:36]  You all vote.
[03:35:37]  You want rock star.
[03:35:38]  You want hero.
[03:35:40]  You want Christian woman?
[03:35:43]  What do you want?
[03:35:45]  All right.
[03:35:47]  What do you want?
[03:35:48]  Rocksmith, dude, who donated $40.40 wants you stupid assholes flapping your fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard to choose.
[03:35:57]  All right.
[03:35:58]  Oh, God.
[03:36:00]  Oh, Christ.
[03:36:03]  Hero.
[03:36:05]  Everybody, you want to go a little bit of a hero there, boy?
[03:36:09]  Oh, yeah, there's one more voodoo.
[03:36:11]  I'm sorry.
[03:36:11]  There's Rockstar, Hero, Voodoo, Christian Woman.
[03:36:16]  All right.
[03:36:17]  Those are your four chances.
[03:36:18]  One Moogan.
[03:36:20]  One Moogan.
[03:36:21]  I forgot to read one of them.
[03:36:23]  Rockstar, Hero, Voodoo, or Christian Woman.
[03:36:27]  We got a lot of Christian women in here.
[03:36:29]  And that has me thinking, is this what I think it is?
[03:36:32]  Huh?
[03:36:32]  Hold on.
[03:36:33]  Now everybody's doing voodoo.
[03:36:35]  Everybody's doing voodoo.
[03:36:39]  Look at the voodoos that are being fucking sputtered out in the goddamn chat room up in here.
[03:36:44]  All right, we're gonna do voodoo.
[03:36:46]  All right, that's your choice.
[03:36:47]  All right, I got the second choice.
[03:36:49]  All right, voodoo.
[03:36:50]  Let's see what voodoo is.
[03:36:52]  Once again, rocksmith guy.
[03:36:54]  He gave this up to the uh up to the chat room.
[03:36:58]  Let's see what this is.
[03:37:00]  All right.

=== Christian Women Doing Voodoo (05:46) ===

[03:37:02]  What is this?
[03:37:05]  Okay.
[03:37:05]  Uh-oh.
[03:37:06]  Uh-oh.
[03:37:07]  Yeah, this is right.
[03:37:09]  Take a look at this.
[03:37:10]  This is Rocksmith God Smack Voodoo.
[03:37:16]  This is actually a pretty good song, by the way.
[03:37:18]  All right, everybody, ready?
[03:37:19]  We're jamming out on a Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
[03:37:23]  Far away when I see this fake bite into my vein, never did I want to be here again, and I don't remember why I came.
[03:37:39]  Oh, this is live.
[03:37:42]  This is live, baby.
[03:37:48]  Here, I'm not going to be singing the song here.
[03:37:50]  And who the fuck put that stupid sticker that says ghost with some fat ass in a wheelchair?
[03:37:57]  Who the fuck's doing this shit?
[03:38:01]  Who the fuck is doing this shit?
[03:38:06]  You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
[03:38:16]  You're a goddamn son of a bitch, all of you, man.
[03:38:36]  I mean, I'm pissed, man.
[03:38:38]  I wish I could enjoy this music, but look at the fucking chat, man!
[03:38:46]  Fuck!
[03:39:04]  I'm telling you, whoever donates these Rocksmiths, dude, I love them.
[03:39:08]  I'm not even joking.
[03:39:12]  I mean, we're partying here on Saturday Night Troll Show, Blade Appreciation Show, February 29th, 2020.
[03:39:22]  I'm a good god!
[03:39:34]  You know what, man?
[03:39:35]  I need another beer.
[03:39:36]  Especially when this fucking sucks.
[03:39:38]  MORE BEER!
[03:39:40]  Ha ha ha!
[03:39:43]  You're goddamn right, baby.
[03:39:59]  And I don't remember why I came.
[03:40:05]  Damn right.
[03:40:07]  You're damn right.
[03:40:10]  We're partying.
[03:40:12]  We're partying tonight.
[03:40:14]  Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
[03:40:18]  Hold on.
[03:40:18]  Who's harsh in the mellow?
[03:40:20]  Who's harsh in the mellow?
[03:40:21]  I'm trying to listen to the fucking music.
[03:40:23]  Can you shut the fuck up?
[03:40:25]  Hey, fuck you, man.
[03:40:26]  Fuck you.
[03:40:27]  I'm in a zone, man.
[03:40:30]  I'm in a fucking zone.
[03:40:33]  Fuck you.
[03:40:33]  Don't tell me what to do on my own fucking show.
[03:40:36]  Hey, look at these dicks, dude.
[03:40:37]  Did you put fucking loser on the other sticker, man?
[03:40:41]  What a bunch of assholes.
[03:40:44]  Yeah, god damn it.
[03:40:45]  You think that I'm gonna sit here and fucking continue to do fucking shows like this all the fucking time?
[03:40:50]  If you're gonna be making a fucking mockery like you, all right, just play the fucking shit.
[03:40:58]  Just play the shit.
[03:40:59]  I got my beard.
[03:41:00]  Just play the shit.
[03:41:02]  God damn it.
[03:41:07]  Fucking take the pain away, man.
[03:41:09]  Fucking booze.
[03:41:09]  Take the fucking pain away, man.
[03:41:12]  Jesus Christ.
[03:41:17]  Jesus Christ.
[03:41:23]  Fuck you in the chat room, man.
[03:41:25]  Fuck you.
[03:41:28]  Fuck all of you.
[03:41:32]  Fuckin' assholes.
[03:41:41]  Fuck all of you, man.
[03:41:42]  Everybody who posts that fucking loser sticker of me, you're taking it in the ass.
[03:41:48]  Every one of you that are using that sticker that says loser about me.
[03:41:52]  You're taking it in the ass Get what what?
[03:42:05]  What now?
[03:42:06]  Yeah, you're gonna sit there like a good little bitch and take our money in exchange for your pride like an emotional whore.
[03:42:14]  Whore bitch.
[03:42:16]  Fucking son of a.
[03:42:17]  I've got your bitch.
[03:42:22]  You understand me?
[03:42:24]  I got your bitch, son of a bitch.
[03:42:33]  Just shut up and let I'm doing my own fucking show, man.
[03:42:37]  Just shut up.
[03:42:39]  I'm doing my own fucking show and I'm in a fucking zone, man.
[03:42:45]  I'm in a fucking zone.

=== Choosing Next Baguette Song (02:41) ===

[03:42:48]  Play this crap.
[03:42:53]  God damn it.
[03:42:58]  DAMMIT!
[03:43:07]  Man, this is cyberbullying, man.
[03:43:09]  Look at this shit, man.
[03:43:10]  They're putting my picture with Loser on it, man.
[03:43:12]  That's fucking...
[03:43:13]  That's cyberbullying, man!
[03:43:18]  That should be against TOS, you fuckers.
[03:43:23]  You fuckers, man.
[03:43:26]  Goddamn son of a bitch.
[03:43:28]  All right, look.
[03:43:29]  Thank you, Rocksmith, man.
[03:43:31]  I didn't get to enjoy the song.
[03:43:33]  Because look at the chat, man.
[03:43:36]  Look at the fucking chat.
[03:43:41]  God, man.
[03:43:42]  All right, look.
[03:43:43]  You know what?
[03:43:43]  I'm choosing the next song.
[03:43:46]  Okay?
[03:43:47]  How do you like that shit?
[03:43:48]  I'm choosing the next fucking song, you baguettes.
[03:43:52]  God damn it, man.
[03:43:54]  God damn it.
[03:43:56]  Oh, God.
[03:43:59]  Oh, my God.
[03:44:00]  You're making me belch, you dicks.
[03:44:04]  The fucking acid is churning all under my fucking stomach and it's making me belch, man.
[03:44:11]  I hope you dickheads are happy, man.
[03:44:13]  I hope you fucking dickheads are happy.
[03:44:18]  Look, now Rocksmith Dude has made it my choice on what to choose next.
[03:44:23]  And you know what?
[03:44:24]  I'm going to choose next.
[03:44:25]  I'm going to choose Christian Woman.
[03:44:26]  You want to know why?
[03:44:29]  Because Typo Negative was okay a little bit, alright?
[03:44:32]  I liked a couple of songs from Typo Negative, alright?
[03:44:36]  All right.
[03:44:38]  Especially black, black, black, black number.
[03:44:45]  All right, let's go ahead and listen to Christian Woman.
[03:44:48]  Everybody ready?
[03:44:49]  Here we go.
[03:44:50]  And once again, Rocksmith dude donated $40, $40 for these two.
[03:44:54]  So cheers to him.
[03:44:56]  Here we go.
[03:44:56]  Once again, Rocksmith, Christian Woman.
[03:45:00]  And he does a lot of, he does a lot of reverb in this one.
[03:45:03]  like hey wait a minute How come I can't hear this shit?
[03:45:13]  How come I can't hear?
[03:45:14]  Okay, okay, here it is.
[03:45:15]  Here it is.
[03:45:16]  He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
[03:45:20]  I'm a cross upon, I'll make you mine, I'll make you mine, I'll make you mine.

=== Peter Steele Reverb Issues (15:43) ===

[03:45:30]  What?
[03:45:31]  Watch, watch.
[03:45:31]  Listen, listen to it.
[03:45:32]  Listen to it, I sound, I can't even hear it.
[03:45:35]  I can't even hear it.
[03:45:43]  I can't even hear this shit.
[03:45:58]  Alright, there it is.
[03:46:00]  There it is.
[03:46:00]  I'm sorry.
[03:46:01]  Jesus Christ.
[03:46:02]  And don't tell me to shut the fuck up in my own show, shithead.
[03:46:08]  I was doing a pretty good Peter Steele impression, for Christ's sake.
[03:46:12]  I thought I sounded pretty good.
[03:46:14]  So fuck you!
[03:46:23]  Fucking rock and roll, baby.
[03:46:26]  Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 27.
[03:46:30]  Only use me blade appreciation day, baby.
[03:46:37]  Stop telling me to be quiet, you fucks.
[03:46:40]  No fucking mess.
[03:46:43]  For our sins.
[03:46:46]  Reverse mess.
[03:46:50]  I can't believe you people with these stickers, man.
[03:46:53]  I'm going to find out who you are.
[03:46:54]  This has got to be against TOS or something.
[03:46:59]  THIS IS FUCKING CYBERBULLYING, MAN!
[03:47:10]  Dude, let me tell you something.
[03:47:11]  If you tell me to shut the fuck up again, we're going to have some problems.
[03:47:15]  Do you understand me, you little internet people dicks?
[03:47:18]  Don't tell me to shut up in my own chat room again.
[03:47:24]  And wait a minute.
[03:47:25]  Hold on.
[03:47:25]  Pause this shit.
[03:47:26]  What the fuck?
[03:47:27]  Now they have a fucking picture of me that says racist on it.
[03:47:32]  They got a picture of me that says racist on it.
[03:47:35]  What the fuck?
[03:47:40]  What the fuck?
[03:47:46]  Fucking shit.
[03:47:47]  Why?
[03:47:49]  Why?
[03:47:52]  Fucking shit.
[03:47:54]  What the fuck, man?
[03:47:56]  Why are you all doing this shit to me?
[03:48:00]  I mean, I'm here.
[03:48:01]  I'm here on Saturday night, man.
[03:48:04]  I could have taken Saturday night off, man.
[03:48:07]  I could be in a fucking bar right now with Mrs. Ghost, man.
[03:48:11]  Having 29-degree fucking draft beer.
[03:48:16]  Watching sports.
[03:48:18]  You've been rape.
[03:48:19]  Oh, no.
[03:48:21]  Oh, God.
[03:48:23]  No.
[03:48:25]  Oh, my God.
[03:48:29]  SpongeBob calls out, go get the fuck off, man.
[03:48:32]  Play the rest of this shit.
[03:48:34]  Why?
[03:48:38]  Fuck you!
[03:48:39]  The ride never ends, ghost.
[03:48:41]  Yeah, fuck you, the ride.
[03:48:42]  What do you mean you're fucking talking about the fucking ride?
[03:48:45]  This shit sucks, man.
[03:48:49]  This shit sucks.
[03:48:53]  Play the shit, man.
[03:48:56]  Get my mind off these fucking cyber vermin, man.
[03:48:59]  Fucking ride around the internet with a fucking teeth.
[03:49:01]  Fucking, fucking piece of shit.
[03:49:15]  Jesus, I can't even enjoy this fucking shit, man.
[03:49:19]  I can't even enjoy the.
[03:49:20]  Look at the chat room, man!
[03:49:22]  Look at the fucking chat room!
[03:49:35]  It's my chat room, and look at the fucking bullshit stickers they're posting up, man.
[03:49:42]  I can't even enjoy this fucking song you fucking pieces of shit You fucking pieces of crap.
[03:49:56]  Ozark Cat Lady with a diamond.
[03:49:58]  What did he say?
[03:50:00]  I'm sorry, Ozark Cat lady.
[03:50:01]  What did you say?
[03:50:02]  Don't take it so hard.
[03:50:04]  We all, we know you love your racist.
[03:50:07]  We love your racist.
[03:50:08]  I'm not racist, Ozark Cat lady.
[03:50:11]  And what?
[03:50:12]  What?
[03:50:15]  Oh, God.
[03:50:17]  Pet Mexican.
[03:50:18]  I'm not even reading that, dude.
[03:50:20]  All right.
[03:50:21]  All right.
[03:50:21]  You've got one five bucker from fucking Skunkler.
[03:50:25]  Okay?
[03:50:26]  And that's it.
[03:50:26]  All right.
[03:50:27]  Fuck off, dude.
[03:50:28]  Leave me alone.
[03:50:28]  All right.
[03:50:29]  I've had enough.
[03:50:30]  I've had enough problems.
[03:50:31]  The last thing I need is some fucking piece of fucking flea market Mexican like you to fuck shit up.
[03:50:37]  All right, what?
[03:50:39]  Concerned listener.
[03:50:41]  Can you just shut up and let us enjoy the music?
[03:50:43]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:50:44]  You shut the fuck up.
[03:50:46]  Concerned fucking listener.
[03:50:48]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:50:48]  Fuck you.
[03:50:49]  You shut the fuck up.
[03:50:53]  You shut the fuck up, man.
[03:50:58]  Jesus fucking crap.
[03:50:59]  Play the rest of this garbage, man.
[03:51:02]  Excuse me, I'm sorry.
[03:51:04]  This is Peter Steele.
[03:51:05]  I'm sorry.
[03:51:05]  I'm just, I'm pissed, dude.
[03:51:06]  I'm sorry.
[03:51:06]  Just play it.
[03:51:07]  Just play the shit, please.
[03:51:08]  All right.
[03:51:10]  God damn it, man.
[03:51:16]  I mean, look at these fucking stickers.
[03:51:18]  they're posting in my fucking chat, man.
[03:51:33]  How long is this?
[03:51:33]  This is a long song, right?
[03:51:35]  I'm going to let it go for about six minutes.
[03:51:39]  And then I'm moving on because we got too many goddamn $20, $20 we got to deal with.
[03:51:44]  And I want to get the fuck out of here.
[03:51:46]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[03:51:47]  want to get the fuck out of here.
[03:51:55]  This is a good part, by the way.
[03:51:58]  She likes to know My Best part Chat wins.
[03:52:13]  She'd like to know, and I...
[03:52:33]  Who's putting these stupid stickers up, dude?
[03:52:35]  Me.
[03:52:36]  Who the fuck is putting up these stickers, dude?
[03:52:44]  Whoever the fuck had put chat wins, fuck you.
[03:52:48]  You fucking chat wins.
[03:52:49]  Fuck you.
[03:52:51]  Oh my god.
[03:52:52]  Zip it loser.
[03:52:53]  Hey, Ghost, I'm a...
[03:52:55]  Yeah, fuck off.
[03:52:56]  Zip it loser.
[03:52:57]  I'm trying to.
[03:52:58]  Look at these dicks in the chat, man.
[03:53:02]  Look at these fucking dickheads in the chat.
[03:53:05]  I'm trying to listen to fucking Peter Steele with his...
[03:53:10]  Nooooooo.
[03:53:13]  I mean, that's what I'm trying to listen to.
[03:53:23]  shut up trying to tell me to shut up you shut the fuck up you shut the fuck up
[03:53:52]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[03:53:54]  What?
[03:53:55]  Billy F.U., the chat's interactivity is what?
[03:53:59]  The chat's interact.
[03:54:01]  I can't even fucking know.
[03:54:01]  What the fuck did you say, Billy, you fucking Milky Licker with your sentence fragments?
[03:54:06]  Oh, the chat's interactivity is pretty base.
[03:54:09]  Yeah, fuck it.
[03:54:09]  I knew you would say some stupid shit like that.
[03:54:11]  Shut the fuck up, Billy.
[03:54:12]  You're the last son of a bitch that I want to fucking hear from today, all right?
[03:54:16]  I'm trying to listen to Peter Steele from I'm trying to listen to that.
[03:54:29]  so shut the fuck up!
[03:54:30]  I mean, perfect.
[03:54:42]  I sang it perfect.
[03:54:45]  I sung it perfect.
[03:54:49]  What?
[03:54:50]  What?
[03:54:51]  Why are you disturbing this shit?
[03:54:53]  What?
[03:54:55]  Make us shut up.
[03:54:57]  Is there a fucking...
[03:54:59]  Hold on.
[03:54:59]  Is there a goddamn martial law that I can do here?
[03:55:03]  Mute users.
[03:55:04]  I mean, I don't understand.
[03:55:05]  Can I mute everybody?
[03:55:07]  Can I mute?
[03:55:08]  I want to mute everybody.
[03:55:09]  All right.
[03:55:10]  want to mute everybody i'm tired of the i'm tired of you people I'm not joking.
[03:55:16]  Can I hear her?
[03:55:17]  Let me see this.
[03:55:18]  Can I do this?
[03:55:19]  Here.
[03:55:21]  How's this?
[03:55:22]  Did I just implement chat room martial law?
[03:55:24]  No, I didn't.
[03:55:26]  No, I didn't.
[03:55:27]  Huh?
[03:55:28]  Oh, I gotta, I gotta, hold on.
[03:55:30]  Stickers, right?
[03:55:32]  Here, disable all stickers while you're at.
[03:55:34]  How do you like that shit?
[03:55:36]  How do you like that shit?
[03:55:38]  Oh, I think I just implement chat room martial law.
[03:55:46]  I just implemented chat room martial law, baby.
[03:55:51]  How do you like them apples?
[03:55:54]  How do you like them apples, baby?
[03:55:56]  Huh?
[03:55:58]  Piece of shit.
[03:56:00]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:56:00]  How come I can still see the chat going?
[03:56:02]  What the hell is this shit?
[03:56:05]  What the hell is this shit?
[03:56:06]  Disable it.
[03:56:07]  Convert.
[03:56:07]  Disable it.
[03:56:08]  What is this?
[03:56:10]  Jesus Christ.
[03:56:16]  What the fuck?
[03:56:17]  I want them all gone.
[03:56:19]  I want them all gone.
[03:56:24]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:56:26]  You son of a bitch.
[03:56:29]  I want these people all gone.
[03:56:31]  How the hell do I shut them up?
[03:56:34]  How about this?
[03:56:35]  Just shut them all up.
[03:56:37]  You're confirmed.
[03:56:38]  Can I shut them up?
[03:56:39]  I want to shut everybody up.
[03:56:42]  I want to shut everybody the fuck up.
[03:56:45]  How come I can't do that?
[03:56:48]  How come I can't just shut everybody the fuck up?
[03:56:53]  How come I can't do this shit?
[03:56:57]  How come I can't do this?
[03:57:00]  God damn it.
[03:57:05]  I'm not even joining.
[03:57:06]  How about here?
[03:57:06]  How about this?
[03:57:07]  Can I do this?
[03:57:08]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:57:09]  Of course not.
[03:57:11]  How can I shut these people the fuck up?
[03:57:18]  I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[03:57:24]  I can't, you know, I can't.
[03:57:25]  Yeah, I can't even do it.
[03:57:26]  I can't.
[03:57:27]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:57:29]  I have no way to implement Chatroom Larshan Law.
[03:57:32]  Look, now they're posting emojis of me being cripple.
[03:57:38]  All right, the hell with it.
[03:57:39]  Let them fucking do what they want.
[03:57:41]  I don't give a shit, man.
[03:57:42]  You fucking assholes.
[03:57:46]  I don't care, dude.
[03:57:47]  I don't give a shit, all right?
[03:57:49]  Just fucking play whatever you want.
[03:57:51]  I don't give a shit.
[03:57:51]  Leave me alone, all right?
[03:57:55]  I was trying to listen to Peter Steele with the sh- the fucking.
[03:58:00]  She likes to know and moment.
[03:58:09]  Fucking boomer moment.
[03:58:10]  Fuck you, Billy.
[03:58:12]  And the chat doesn't win shit.
[03:58:15]  All right, I'm moving on, dude.
[03:58:16]  All right, I'm done.
[03:58:17]  You've ruined Peter Steele for me tonight.
[03:58:20]  So fuck you guys, all right?
[03:58:22]  Jesus Christ.
[03:58:24]  Who else do we have?
[03:58:25]  We've got a whole fucking bunch of these motherfuckers.
[03:58:28]  All right, here's Brooke 412 with another one here who said, yeah, Flash's old stuff is way better than that.
[03:58:34]  Anyway, this next one is unspeakably grotesque.
[03:58:37]  All right.
[03:58:38]  This song is about a guy who wants to screw a husky.
[03:58:41]  I'm not even kidding, dude.
[03:58:42]  Why would I want a fucking all right?
[03:58:46]  Brooke 412 wanted everybody to hear this guy rap about fucking a husky or something, all right?
[03:58:52]  And what Ghostbusters?
[03:58:54]  Okay, great, great.
[03:58:55]  Fucking funny.
[03:58:56]  Ghost, why did you just ruin that fucking awesome song?
[03:58:59]  It's a badass song.
[03:59:01]  It's these fucking trolls that did it.
[03:59:03]  I didn't do shit.
[03:59:06]  I didn't do fucking shit.
[03:59:07]  It's these fuckers, man.
[03:59:09]  I wanted to hear Peter Steele.
[03:59:12]  I wanted to hear him.
[03:59:14]  She wants to know.
[03:59:18]  And my mother is going to be able to do it.
[03:59:33]  I can't listen to it because of these fucking trolls.
[03:59:36]  So let's play Brooke 412s since all these people are a bunch of furries anyway.
[03:59:41]  What is this?
[03:59:42]  I near want a Siberian Husky.
[03:59:46]  Oh, no.
[03:59:48]  Oh, please.
[03:59:49]  Oh, wait a minute.
[03:59:49]  Hold on.
[03:59:50]  There's only five.
[03:59:51]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[03:59:52]  There's only five fucking people that have watched this shit.
[03:59:57]  All right, we're just going to listen to the song.
[03:59:59]  How about that?
[03:59:59]  We're just going to listen to it.
[04:00:01]  All right, because I don't trust you people.
[04:00:03]  You're going to pull a snake out of the ass or a pro-lapstain is taking a dump.
[04:00:08]  And that's the last thing.
[04:00:09]  That's the last thing that I want to see right now.
[04:00:12]  All right.
[04:00:12]  Because I'm likely just to end the goddamn show if you idiots are going to do that.
[04:00:17]  Anyway, Brooke412 requested this.
[04:00:25]  Wait, this is Synth?
[04:00:27]  Is this Synth Wave?
[04:00:31]  Isn't this synth wave?
[04:00:33]  Well, shouts are...
[04:00:49]  Oh, my God, no.
[04:00:51]  A Siberian Husky.
[04:00:53]  Black and white, male and nine years old.
[04:00:55]  I really like his age, but I should have gone with seven.
[04:00:59]  I was thinking about owning that Husky.
[04:01:02]  Well, unfortunately, I don't have enough money.
[04:01:05]  So what do I do?
[04:01:06]  What do I do?
[04:01:07]  What the fuck?
[04:01:08]  I don't know.
[04:01:09]  Maybe come back later?

=== Siberian Husky Money Problem (05:42) ===

[04:01:13]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[04:01:15]  Hold on.
[04:01:15]  Hold on.
[04:01:15]  Wait a minute.
[04:01:17]  Pause this shit.
[04:01:18]  Is this duva dude?
[04:01:19]  Is this duva dude?
[04:01:21]  And what is this?
[04:01:21]  Chat for the win.
[04:01:23]  Chat didn't win shit, okay?
[04:01:25]  Shut the fuck up.
[04:01:26]  Chat can't be stopped.
[04:01:28]  Learn your place N-word.
[04:01:30]  Learn your place N-word.
[04:01:32]  Yeah, fuck off.
[04:01:33]  Is this Doofa-Dude?
[04:01:34]  A few days later, I went back to the shelter, and before I know it, that Nino Husky was still there.
[04:01:45]  Oh my god.
[04:01:46]  I finally got enough money for that Husky, but I can't see anyone to actually let the dog out.
[04:01:52]  I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
[04:01:54]  Place the note on the door, put some money on him right in front of the door.
[04:01:59]  And I thought I had it easy.
[04:02:02]  But the cops showed up and I was arrested.
[04:02:05]  Oh my god, dude.
[04:02:10]  What the fuck am I listening to?
[04:02:12]  And why the hell am I listening to this?
[04:02:17]  Why the hell am I listening to this shit?
[04:02:19]  What?
[04:02:21]  What is it now?
[04:02:23]  Oh my god!
[04:02:24]  Ain't nothing from this fucking video, any kind of dude whatsoever.
[04:02:28]  Yeah, I have no idea what this is.
[04:02:30]  This is some sick shit.
[04:02:31]  El McEdwards MMO.
[04:02:36]  Good job, guys.
[04:02:37]  You got him riled up.
[04:02:38]  Keep him riled up so we can win this once and for all.
[04:02:41]  You don't gotta win for good.
[04:02:44]  You're not gonna win shit.
[04:02:46]  So shut up.
[04:02:47]  The chat don't win shit.
[04:02:49]  You don't win shit.
[04:02:50]  So shut up.
[04:02:52]  I'm listening to some stupid idiot talking about how he wants to be a fucking husky for fuck's sake.
[04:02:59]  This is my life, folks.
[04:03:12]  This is my fucking life.
[04:03:17]  I mean, who in the blue hell would actually give a shit about this song?
[04:03:23]  Seriously.
[04:03:25]  Who would give a shit about this song?
[04:03:30]  Oh, God.
[04:03:32]  I'm so tired, dude.
[04:03:38]  I'm so fucking tired, dude.
[04:03:39]  I don't know where people find shit like this, dude.
[04:03:42]  I have no idea.
[04:03:46]  I'm not letting this go five minutes.
[04:03:48]  I'm breaking it off at four.
[04:03:50]  Okay, because this is stupid.
[04:03:51]  The creepypist verse was a bit of a fake.
[04:03:54]  I didn't actually get arrested.
[04:03:56]  What?
[04:03:57]  I was just joking.
[04:04:00]  The real story is like this.
[04:04:03]  After I put the money in front of the door, I opened the kennel door and let the husky out.
[04:04:09]  I played with the husky, and you know what he did?
[04:04:13]  He ended up earning my mouth.
[04:04:15]  Yeah.
[04:04:19]  I'm ending this at four minutes, dude.
[04:04:22]  I'm not going to play the whole fucking thing.
[04:04:24]  This is retarded, disgusting, and filthy.
[04:04:27]  This is horrible.
[04:04:28]  Ben.
[04:04:29]  All right.
[04:04:30]  I mean, I'm losing listeners listening to this shit.
[04:04:35]  I'm losing listeners for fuck's sake.
[04:04:38]  I was gonna skate, but I was too late.
[04:04:41]  Now the cops arrested me.
[04:04:42]  Bring her in here and put me in jail.
[04:04:50]  Or at least make BCI Imlegal again.
[04:04:57]  All right, we're done.
[04:04:58]  We're done.
[04:04:59]  This is done.
[04:05:00]  We're done.
[04:05:00]  All right.
[04:05:01]  This is fucking disgusting.
[04:05:03]  I mean, utterly disgusting.
[04:05:06]  Jesus Christ.
[04:05:07]  And cheers to Skunkler, even though he was trying to be a fucking troll.
[04:05:10]  He donated about $200 or $300 tonight, or $200, excuse me, something like that.
[04:05:15]  So cheers to Skunkler.
[04:05:18]  Train Lover567 requested this one.
[04:05:20]  Now, I know I can always rely on Train Lover.
[04:05:24]  I know I can always rely on Train Lover for a decent 80s tunes for, you know, for something good.
[04:05:32]  So thank you, Train Lover 567.
[04:05:35]  Let's go ahead and say, here's some 80s.
[04:05:37]  Cheers.
[04:05:38]  All right, let's see if we got some 80s going on from Train Lover 567.
[04:05:42]  We definitely need a palate cleanser after that stupid husky song, that's for sure.
[04:05:47]  All right.
[04:05:48]  Uh-oh.
[04:05:50]  Oh, look who it is.
[04:05:51]  It's fucking Neil Young.
[04:05:55]  Uh-oh.
[04:06:00]  Hold on.
[04:06:01]  That one doesn't have good.
[04:06:02]  This one doesn't have a good sound.
[04:06:03]  Let's go to this one.
[04:06:04]  This one has a better sound here.
[04:06:05]  Here it is.
[04:06:07]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:06:08]  No, no, we're fucking not.
[04:06:09]  You fucking Pixar.
[04:06:11]  Pixar.
[04:06:11]  What is this, Brony shit?
[04:06:14]  This is Brony shit.
[04:06:17]  Who in the fuck put this?
[04:06:19]  Who's who the fuck is doing these stickers?
[04:06:22]  There's a sticker that says Dixlexa.
[04:06:27]  There's a sticker that says Dixlexic.
[04:06:30]  Fuck you for saying Dixlexic.
[04:06:33]  I don't have Dixlexa.
[04:06:35]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[04:06:37]  Shut the fuck up and let's fucking hang out, man.
[04:06:41]  It's Saturday night.
[04:06:43]  It's the troll show.
[04:06:44]  Why don't we kick back and woohoo and shit?
[04:06:49]  Fuck!
[04:06:50]  Seven, always good at picking music, man.
[04:06:53]  Cheers to Train Lover567.

=== Brony Sticker Dixlexic Hate (06:24) ===

[04:06:56]  All right, let's get to some more here.
[04:06:57]  We got a whole bunch of them, dude.
[04:06:59]  These people have piled them up.
[04:07:00]  I don't understand why.
[04:07:02]  They do it to annoy me.
[04:07:03]  They do it to keep me up for like eight hours and shit, and I think it's bullshit.
[04:07:07]  But anyway, Red Eyes Black Dragon requested this one, and he said, I don't like representing NYC, but this shit is my jam.
[04:07:15]  And despite it being about New York, this song reminds me of you and big baller N-words out there.
[04:07:23]  Cheers, Ghost.
[04:07:24]  All right.
[04:07:25]  I don't want to fall for this.
[04:07:27]  This is Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[04:07:29]  But let's see what the hell he's talking about when he comes to ballers here.
[04:07:32]  What is this?
[04:07:34]  Hold on.
[04:07:35]  What is this?
[04:07:36]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:07:37]  Here it is.
[04:07:37]  Once again, Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[04:07:40]  What is this?
[04:07:40]  Urban?
[04:07:42]  Uh-oh.
[04:07:44]  It's a little urban here.
[04:07:47]  Lord Tariq and Peter Guns.
[04:07:51]  New York took the heart, but got love for all.
[04:07:53]  Lie die in the fire where I learned the ball.
[04:07:56]  Uptown is the place where I lay my dough.
[04:07:58]  On the streets of the world.
[04:07:59]  Nice beat, dude.
[04:08:01]  I know this song, baby.
[04:08:02]  Yeah.
[04:08:05]  I'm dancing, baby.
[04:08:10]  Capitalism.
[04:08:15]  Goddamn, it feels good to be a capitalist, baby.
[04:08:18]  Just cause I'm pissing don't mean you should miss down.
[04:08:21]  Keep them in the fiddies and hunnish all the range.
[04:08:23]  Anything less than that, you keep the change.
[04:08:26]  Yeah.
[04:08:26]  I'm filthy rich, but bitch, I'm barely broke.
[04:08:28]  Blessed with clothes to keep you hooked like dope.
[04:08:31]  Prims call me guns.
[04:08:32]  Sons call me trite.
[04:08:33]  Cause I'm quick to slide off and slide this dick up in your wife.
[04:08:35]  Man.
[04:08:38]  Guaranteed Peter knows how to eat an NBA.
[04:08:41]  Niggas in the bronze call me Lex cause I'm pushing Lex and the rock and roll lex.
[04:08:45]  Man, everybody dancing, everybody's pretty much digging this shit, dude.
[04:08:55]  Take that fucking Bernie Sanders sticker the fuck off my goddamn chat room, you fucking Bernie bro piece of shit.
[04:09:04]  Get that shit out of my fucking chat room.
[04:09:07]  It's Trump 2020, bitches.
[04:09:19]  Get that shit out of here.
[04:09:25]  Now, if it wasn't for the Bronx, this rap shit probably never would be going on.
[04:09:29]  So tell me where you from.
[04:09:30]  Uptown, baby.
[04:09:31]  Uptown, baby.
[04:09:32]  We get you down, baby.
[04:09:33]  I'm for the crown, baby.
[04:09:35]  Hell, the RM8 is parked in a lot right next to the Mercedes.
[04:09:39]  Keep the heat cocked for these blocks that are shady.
[04:09:41]  You're crazy if you walk around thinking shit's crazy.
[04:09:44]  Stop me, maybe.
[04:09:45]  I'm living life flawless.
[04:09:46]  I'm telling you, you guys are pieces of shit.
[04:09:48]  I'm sitting over here trying to kick in with you, sons of bitches, on a Saturday night.
[04:09:52]  You know what I mean?
[04:09:53]  And here we are.
[04:09:56]  You guys got Bernie Sanders stickers in my fuckin' chat room!
[04:10:13]  I mean, come on, man.
[04:10:19]  I want to get the fuck out of here.
[04:10:21]  If y'all are going to disrespect me like this, why in the fuck am I going to continue to be broadcasting?
[04:10:26]  I mean, seriously, I've been broadcasting for four hours and 18 minutes.
[04:10:31]  And you people don't even have a fucking appreciation, man.
[04:10:34]  I didn't even have to show up on this Saturday, you bitch.
[04:10:38]  I didn't even have to show up.
[04:10:40]  But look at you.
[04:10:41]  You don't give a fuck.
[04:10:42]  But out of town, niggas is all the same.
[04:10:44]  Brooklyn, niggas.
[04:10:46]  You all don't give a shit.
[04:10:50]  All you care about is whatever you want, huh?
[04:10:53]  Hey, girls, come on, do a show.
[04:10:55]  I'll go see this in that.
[04:10:57]  Fuck you.
[04:10:57]  I do what I want.
[04:10:59]  But if it wasn't for the bronze, this rap shit wasn't going to be a bad thing.
[04:11:01]  This is Blade Appreciation Day.
[04:11:04]  I'm doing what I want while you do what you can.
[04:11:16]  Uptown, baby. Uptown.
[04:11:21]  Uptown, baby.
[04:11:22]  The Lord's a rig is like a baby.
[04:11:24]  Underground, baby.
[04:11:25]  Sound view like Ward.
[04:11:27]  Go show, baby.
[04:11:31]  old show baby man this is pretty hot alright Red Eyes, Black Dragon.
[04:11:49]  I'll give it to you, man.
[04:11:50]  This was a pretty decent fire song.
[04:11:52]  And shut up with a jukebox talk, alright?
[04:11:56]  This is what the people want.
[04:11:57]  That's what they get.
[04:11:58]  Sit there and shut up.
[04:11:59]  I'm not a damn jukebox, all right?
[04:12:02]  Pieces of crap.
[04:12:03]  I'm telling you, you guys are fucking horrible, man.
[04:12:05]  You guys are fucking horrible, man.
[04:12:09]  First, you make me look bad in front of Blade, okay?
[04:12:11]  You make me, you, and fucking Blade is asking if I'm in a fucking wheelchair, okay, first and foremost.
[04:12:16]  And then you got fucking dark side Phil thinking I'm in a fucking wheelchair now, okay?
[04:12:21]  And then you put fucking dumbass stickers in my chat room of me with the fucking word loser on it.
[04:12:29]  Me with the word racist on it for Christ's sake.
[04:12:33]  I mean, for fuck's sake.
[04:12:35]  Oh, look, look at it now.
[04:12:37]  There's a picture of my face with the fucking word evil stamped on it.
[04:12:43]  Like I'm an evil guy.
[04:12:44]  Like I'm a bad guy or something.
[04:12:47]  Like I'm a fucking bad guy or something.
[04:12:49]  You know what, man?
[04:12:49]  Fuck this has got to be against terms of service.
[04:12:53]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[04:12:55]  I should call my lawyer, Shekelstein Noseberg, and see if I can't fucking get punitive damages out of some of your asses.
[04:13:02]  And I genuinely mean that, man.
[04:13:06]  I'm not even fucking joking around.
[04:13:07]  I genuinely mean that because you people, how dare you?
[04:13:12]  You understand that?
[04:13:13]  How fucking dare you come at me like this when I'm doing when I'm hosting a fucking show on a Saturday night when I could be elsewhere?

=== Evil Face Stamp Terms Of Service (15:21) ===

[04:13:20]  What is this?
[04:13:21]  Unlisted ninja for two bucks.
[04:13:22]  Man, this sounds better than Pantera.
[04:13:24]  Fuck you, you idiot.
[04:13:25]  All right.
[04:13:27]  Fuck off.
[04:13:30]  All right.
[04:13:30]  Where am I?
[04:13:31]  All right.
[04:13:31]  Let's continue going, man.
[04:13:33]  And, you know, you people think it's so funny for stacking these goddamn $20, $20 on me.
[04:13:38]  I think it's fucked up is what it is.
[04:13:40]  I think it's fucked up.
[04:13:41]  This is torture.
[04:13:42]  This is the kind of shit that they subject fucking Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in Guantanamo Bay with.
[04:13:48]  All right.
[04:13:49]  All right.
[04:13:50]  That's what they do.
[04:13:51]  They fucking, they sleep deprive him and then they show him shit that he fucking hates.
[04:13:55]  And that's what y'all are doing to me.
[04:13:57]  That's what y'all are doing to me, man.
[04:13:59]  And you go fuck yourself about it.
[04:14:01]  Anyway, nostalgia fag requested this one.
[04:14:05]  All right.
[04:14:05]  And nostalgia.
[04:14:06]  Oh, oh, Christ.
[04:14:08]  Here we go.
[04:14:10]  And oldie.
[04:14:11]  Jesus Christ.
[04:14:12]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:14:13]  An oldie.
[04:14:15]  Of yours truly.
[04:14:16]  A song made about yours truly.
[04:14:18]  Good God.
[04:14:23]  Memories.
[04:14:25]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:14:26]  In the corner of my mind.
[04:14:29]  Jesus Christ.
[04:14:31]  Jesus Christ.
[04:14:32]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:14:35]  Memories.
[04:14:38]  Sitting there playing True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[04:14:42]  All right.
[04:14:43]  So let me go ahead and start it and let's start it.
[04:14:47]  I am your host, the man they call those.
[04:14:51]  I mean a remix of yours truly.
[04:14:53]  A song of yours truly.
[04:14:54]  even though it's not very favorable of me.
[04:15:10]  Everybody dancing in the chat room.
[04:15:16]  Look at everybody dancing.
[04:15:34]  Look, they're busting a move in the chat room, dude.
[04:15:37]  They're dancing.
[04:15:39]  Look at them.
[04:15:40]  THEY'RE DANCING!
[04:16:15]  Memories.
[04:16:16]  This goes back a long ways, baby.
[04:16:19]  Time to go.
[04:16:39]  I shouldn't.
[04:16:40]  I shouldn't even be giving you.
[04:16:41]  SHUT IT!
[04:16:52]  I'm a goddamn racist.
[04:16:53]  I'm a goddamn piece of crowd.
[04:16:56]  I am your host to the man they call it.
[04:16:58]  Hold on, hold on.
[04:17:01]  Who in the fuck made a goddamn sticker of me that says Bernie 2020?
[04:17:07]  Who the fuck?
[04:17:10]  Who the fuck did this shit?
[04:17:14]  Fucking asshole.
[04:17:16]  Who in the fuck did this shit?
[04:17:19]  Fuck you.
[04:17:20]  Fuck you.
[04:17:25]  Fuck, man.
[04:17:27]  That's gotta be against T-O-S.
[04:17:30]  What the fuck?
[04:17:33]  That's gotta be against T-O-fucking ass, man.
[04:17:39]  Oh, God.
[04:17:42]  I'm sitting over here.
[04:17:43]  I'm trying to have a reminiscent time about the old days, for Christ's sake.
[04:17:49]  And you fuckers, who's doing it?
[04:17:51]  Which one of you pissed at little goddamn cyber vermin is doing this shit?
[04:17:56]  Come out with it.
[04:17:57]  Who the fuck are you?
[04:18:01]  You hear Mrs. Ghost in the background?
[04:18:03]  You're making her sick too.
[04:18:05]  Fuck!
[04:18:09]  Play the rest of the fucking song.
[04:18:10]  I can't take this shit.
[04:18:12]  I can't take this shit.
[04:18:14]  I can't work like that.
[04:18:15]  I'm done.
[04:18:17]  Can't fucking work.
[04:18:20]  I am your host with the man they call it.
[04:18:24]  You know what I mean?
[04:19:27]  I kicked.
[04:19:28]  I just.
[04:19:29]  And now they got a fucking sticker that says Pantera sucks.
[04:19:34]  Fuck it.
[04:19:35]  Fuck off, what a bunch of dicks man.
[04:19:45]  Fuck all of you, dude.
[04:19:53]  There's a sticker that says Pantera sucks.
[04:20:01]  I'm spoiled, nice.
[04:20:05]  All right.
[04:20:06]  You know what, man?
[04:20:07]  You're great, man.
[04:20:08]  You guys have pissed me off.
[04:20:11]  You guys have pissed me off tonight, dude.
[04:20:13]  I am your host, but the man they call me.
[04:20:16]  Jesus Christ.
[04:20:19]  I mean, you know, here I am.
[04:20:20]  I'm trying to have a reminiscent memory.
[04:20:22]  And look, Billy F.U. just donated.
[04:20:24]  Billy?
[04:20:25]  Here's Billy F.U. Look at this.
[04:20:27]  I always knew you were a Bernie bro.
[04:20:29]  I'm not a fucking Bernie bro, you cocksucker.
[04:20:33]  And excuse my French folks, but I mean, I'm not going to let these people get away with this shit.
[04:20:40]  I'm not.
[04:20:40]  I'm not going to let these fucking people get away with this crap.
[04:20:44]  Look at this.
[04:20:45]  They got Pantera suck stickers now.
[04:20:48]  Why don't you just fucking leave me alone, dude?
[04:20:51]  Seriously, man.
[04:20:52]  I mean, I didn't even have to be here today.
[04:20:55]  You guys understand this, right?
[04:20:57]  I didn't even have to show up today.
[04:21:00]  I could be anywhere, dude.
[04:21:02]  I could be at a bar right now.
[04:21:03]  Don't you understand me?
[04:21:05]  I could be at a bar right now drinking 29-degree tap beer with ice-cold mugs.
[04:21:14]  All right?
[04:21:15]  Combat sports on the screens and it being served by a scantily clad 21-year-old slut bag.
[04:21:22]  And instead, I'm fucking around with you people tonight, huh?
[04:21:27]  On a Saturday night, for Christ's sake.
[04:21:29]  And then you wonder why sometimes I don't even fucking show up on a goddamn Saturday night?
[04:21:32]  Huh?
[04:21:33]  Are y'all fucking seeing this shit?
[04:21:35]  Would you show up if this is a kind of shit that you got to put up with?
[04:21:40]  Would you even show up?
[04:21:42]  I doubt it, for Christ's sake.
[04:21:44]  Now, before we move on anymore, I need some fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[04:21:49]  I can't go on without some more beer, man.
[04:21:54]  Give me the fucking beer.
[04:21:56]  Give me the goddamn beer.
[04:21:58]  Jesus Christ.
[04:21:59]  I'm sitting over there trying to have a reminiscent memory, man, from days ago.
[04:22:03]  Do you all understand?
[04:22:05]  Okay.
[04:22:06]  I've had an illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career.
[04:22:13]  This is not my first rodeo out here.
[04:22:15]  I've been on the internet for a long, goddamn time.
[04:22:17]  And for whatever reason, I've been a dangerous man.
[04:22:20]  I've been banned off platforms and, you know, fucking, you know, I'm just a bad guy all of a sudden.
[04:22:26]  And you want to know why?
[04:22:27]  It's not me that's the bad guy.
[04:22:30]  It's not me that causes all the internet tomfoolery and all that other shit.
[04:22:35]  It's fucking you.
[04:22:38]  It's fucking you.
[04:22:39]  That's why I have a bad reputation.
[04:22:42]  What?
[04:22:43]  What?
[04:22:44]  Oh, my God.
[04:22:46]  What is this, Billy FU?
[04:22:48]  You said Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday.
[04:22:50]  You fucking, I'm not going to say that.
[04:22:53]  I'm not going to say that derogatory statement against Jewish people.
[04:22:57]  All right, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:23:01]  All right.
[04:23:02]  How many people do we have here?
[04:23:04]  We got about almost 500 people listening right now.
[04:23:08]  Okay.
[04:23:09]  I'll tell you what.
[04:23:11]  If we get to 500, I'm going to open up the chest.
[04:23:13]  All right.
[04:23:14]  If we get to 500 live listeners here, I'm opening up the chest again.
[04:23:20]  And we've got 1.1K lemons into the chest.
[04:23:24]  All right.
[04:23:24]  I'm not even bullshitting.
[04:23:26]  And while I'm waiting for 500, because we got 490 in here, let me go ahead and get a drink.
[04:23:33]  And for all those folks that don't know about D Live, I'm telling you all right now, you can get paid.
[04:23:39]  You can get paid just for listening to yours truly and other people that happen to be broadcasters or streamers out here on D Live.
[04:23:48]  And I'm actually liking D Live.
[04:23:49]  I'm not even going to be, I'm going to be very frank about it.
[04:23:52]  All right.
[04:23:53]  Oh, look, we lost listeners when I said, hey, let's get the 500 high fucking 10 people fucking.
[04:23:59]  Well, fuck you.
[04:24:01]  Whoever those fucking 10 people were.
[04:24:03]  All right.
[04:24:04]  The 10 people that left, you taking up the fucking ass for the 10 people that fucking left.
[04:24:10]  Fucking assholes.
[04:24:11]  They got fucking ass.
[04:24:13]  You know, hey, let's get the 500 fucking 10 people fucking go.
[04:24:16]  Well, fuck you.
[04:24:18]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:24:19]  Give me my drink.
[04:24:20]  I can't believe you internet fucking people.
[04:24:22]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:24:23]  You're lucky this ain't a fucking real life.
[04:24:25]  You're lucky this ain't a goddamn ballroom because, as I stated, I would stomp your teeth so far down your goddamn throat, you'd be able to chew your own hemorrhoids, you son of a bitch.
[04:24:36]  Give me my drink.
[04:24:43]  All right.
[04:24:43]  You know what?
[04:24:44]  I'm going to open up the chest anyway.
[04:24:46]  Let me just take a hit of some tetrahydrocannabinol.
[04:24:50]  Let me take a hit of some tetrahydrocannabanol or the devil's lettuce or the THC or the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
[04:25:00]  All right, let me go ahead and take another hit of this.
[04:25:01]  We'll go ahead and open up the chest.
[04:25:03]  How do you like that?
[04:25:05]  We're going to open up the chest.
[04:25:06]  There's 1.1K lemons in there, so cheers to that.
[04:25:10]  Here, let me smoke a little bit.
[04:25:11]  And shut up in the chat room.
[04:25:13]  I'm not an addict, baby.
[04:25:17]  That's a lie.
[04:25:20]  I love that song.
[04:25:21]  Here we go.
[04:25:21]  Let me smoke this.
[04:25:28]  You got to hold it in.
[04:25:30]  Let it hit the brain, dude.
[04:25:40]  What is it, ST Mike?
[04:25:44]  Everyone is welcome to leave and come chill with us on Canz Abuser.
[04:25:49]  Fuck off, ST Mike, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:25:54]  All right.
[04:25:55]  They ain't going to get paid over there.
[04:25:56]  They're getting paid over here for listening to Ghost on D Live, baby.
[04:26:01]  All right.
[04:26:02]  So you and Canza Buser could go chew each other up the asshole.
[04:26:06]  All right.
[04:26:07]  I'm about to open up the chest of 1.1K.
[04:26:11]  You know what?
[04:26:12]  Let me get it.
[04:26:12]  Let's put another.
[04:26:13]  Let me put another 500 in there.
[04:26:16]  Put another 500 in there.
[04:26:17]  There it is.
[04:26:18]  Put another 500.
[04:26:19]  Look at this.
[04:26:20]  Yeah.
[04:26:22]  Another 500 so that we can make it 1.6K.
[04:26:25]  And look, right when I did that, we have 500 live listeners right now on D Live.
[04:26:31]  And by the way, how are we looking on D Live out here?
[04:26:34]  Who's on D Live?
[04:26:35]  Well, I'm number one.
[04:26:36]  Cheers to that.
[04:26:38]  Cheers to me being number one on D Live.
[04:26:41]  Anyway, here we go, folks.
[04:26:42]  I am going to open up the chest.
[04:26:45]  1.1, excuse me, 1.16k lemons.
[04:26:49]  And what the fuck is this?
[04:26:51]  Did y'all make another fucking sticker of me, dude?
[04:26:53]  Let me tell you something.
[04:26:54]  This has got to be against the terms of service for you people to do this shit to me.
[04:26:59]  Putting my face on shit.
[04:27:01]  Fucking racist and loser and all that shit.
[04:27:04]  Give me a fucking break, man.
[04:27:06]  Evil and shit.
[04:27:08]  There's a dyslexic fucking shit there.
[04:27:11]  Pantera sucks.
[04:27:12]  You know I like Pantera.
[04:27:14]  You all know I like Pantera, but you fuckers keep ruining it for me, man.
[04:27:21]  Jesus Christ.
[04:27:23]  All right, let me take a chug of this and we're opening up the damn treasure chest.
[04:27:27]  All right.
[04:27:32]  All right.
[04:27:34]  Here we go.
[04:27:36]  We're opening up the treasure chest in five, four, three, two, one.
[04:27:43]  We're opening it up now.
[04:27:45]  Tell us how much you got and I'll go ahead and read off the folks that got the most.
[04:27:51]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:27:55]  All right.
[04:27:56]  1.6k being distributed right now.
[04:28:00]  And what is it?
[04:28:01]  What?
[04:28:02]  The markets.
[04:28:04]  Breaking news.
[04:28:05]  The ghost show's views court is dropping harder than the DALY.
[04:28:09]  Fuck off, asshole.
[04:28:10]  All right.
[04:28:11]  Fuck off, you idiot.
[04:28:12]  What are you talking about?
[04:28:13]  I got 500 people listening to me live right now.
[04:28:17]  And here we go.
[04:28:18]  Here we go.
[04:28:19]  We've got the Venom Snake got 188 lemons.
[04:28:23]  All right, Keem Scarece got 108 lemons.
[04:28:26]  Unaborted got 79 lemons.
[04:28:29]  The M. Dramita Wolf got 63 lemons.
[04:28:33]  And GearsFan for the world got 52 lemons.
[04:28:37]  There it is, folks, right there.
[04:28:40]  All right, we distributed.
[04:28:41]  We opened up the chest.

=== Ghost Busts Out Another Thousand (02:41) ===

[04:28:42]  And guess what Ghost is going to do?
[04:28:44]  He's going to bust out another thousand and put it right in the chest.
[04:28:47]  That's what he's going to do.
[04:28:48]  He's going to bust out another thousand.
[04:28:50]  Booyah!
[04:28:52]  In the chest.
[04:28:53]  And we're going to open that up here at the end of the broadcast.
[04:28:56]  How do you like that shit, huh?
[04:28:58]  How do you like a little bit of that?
[04:29:03]  Woo!
[04:29:05]  I'm telling y'all right now.
[04:29:07]  That's what I'm saying, baby.
[04:29:08]  I'm loving this.
[04:29:09]  I'm loving.
[04:29:10]  And all you people that are winning, you know, good fucking lemon, hey, you know, throw a couple of lemon back, all right, ass clowns.
[04:29:16]  You know what I mean?
[04:29:17]  Don't be, you know, whatever, man.
[04:29:20]  Anyway, let's move on, all right?
[04:29:22]  This one is by Horatio Nelson, and he's asking for chat participation, okay?
[04:29:27]  Now, Horatio Nelson donated a 20 bucker, a $20, $20, and said, I was saving this for Tuesday, but no doughnuts for a while because a tooth just broke.
[04:29:37]  That really sucks there, Horatio.
[04:29:39]  And going to have to pay to fix that shit.
[04:29:41]  Anyway, chat vote.
[04:29:43]  One for something Ghost will hate.
[04:29:45]  Two for something that he will really hate.
[04:29:48]  Oh, well, I wonder what everybody's going to be choosing.
[04:29:53]  One or two.
[04:29:54]  One, something Ghost will hate or two, something Ghost will really hate.
[04:29:59]  Here's your participation there, chat.
[04:30:02]  All right.
[04:30:03]  And I'm glad Horatio, you know, left it up to the chat to choose this.
[04:30:08]  Look at that.
[04:30:09]  Of course, two.
[04:30:09]  All right.
[04:30:10]  Ghost, something ghost would hate.
[04:30:11]  That's three.
[04:30:12]  Let's keep torturing ghosts tonight.
[04:30:14]  How about that?
[04:30:15]  Let's just keep torture.
[04:30:16]  Let's keep throwing shit.
[04:30:18]  Let's fucking make stickers that make fun of him in his own chat room.
[04:30:21]  Let's fucking, you know, spread around the fucking streaming community.
[04:30:26]  He's in a wheelchair.
[04:30:27]  I am not in a wheelchair.
[04:30:29]  I'm not claiming to be in a wheelchair.
[04:30:31]  These fucking people are lying their asses off and they're spreading it around the internet like it's fucking true.
[04:30:37]  It's not fucking true, okay?
[04:30:39]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[04:30:42]  I'm tired of that shit.
[04:30:44]  I'm tired of that shit, man.
[04:30:48]  All right, let's go ahead and fucking, let's see what Horatio Nelson has requested here, okay?
[04:30:55]  Jesus, something ghost will really hate.
[04:30:58]  What was it I really hate?
[04:31:00]  Wait a minute, hold on.
[04:31:01]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:31:02]  This is Jesse Lee Peterson.
[04:31:04]  I like Jesse Lee Peterson.
[04:31:06]  Hold on just a second.
[04:31:07]  Wait a minute.
[04:31:07]  Hold on.
[04:31:08]  Let me make sure.
[04:31:10]  Let me make sure this isn't some kind of sick, demented crap.
[04:31:16]  I want to make sure that there's no like, you know, really disgusting, filthy pornographic or anything.

=== Jesse Lee Peterson PC Shot (13:04) ===

[04:31:23]  Because these fucking stupid trolls, they like to do that dumb shit, man.
[04:31:28]  Okay, let me make sure.
[04:31:29]  Let me make sure.
[04:31:30]  Okay, I think we're good, okay?
[04:31:32]  Play this, all right?
[04:31:33]  I do.
[04:31:34]  You love white people?
[04:31:36]  Well, I try to love people generally.
[04:31:38]  How about white people?
[04:31:40]  I don't understand the meaning of that question.
[04:31:42]  You understood what I asked about the Jews.
[04:31:44]  You say it right away.
[04:31:45]  Yeah, I love the Jews.
[04:31:46]  No, no, I didn't say that.
[04:31:49]  What the hell?
[04:31:52]  You love the Jews?
[04:31:53]  I do.
[04:31:54]  Do you love the white people?
[04:31:56]  Do I love the white people?
[04:31:58]  Would you have anybody particular in mind?
[04:32:01]  All white people.
[04:32:03]  No, I don't love all white people.
[04:32:05]  No, I don't love all white people.
[04:32:07]  Right.
[04:32:07]  And is this offensive to you?
[04:32:09]  Yeah.
[04:32:10]  In which ways?
[04:32:11]  It's offensive to me because it says it's only okay to be white.
[04:32:15]  Being white, by the way, is not something you can control like any ethnicity.
[04:32:18]  You're born with it.
[04:32:20]  Maybe he's born with it.
[04:32:21]  Maybe it's white supremacy.
[04:32:26]  But is whiteness an ethnicity, though?
[04:32:28]  Like, what is whiteness?
[04:32:29]  The one thing that all these right-wing ideologues fail to do is to find what is.
[04:32:33]  Now, listen, I know this is pro-white nationalism, but take a look at this fruiter and the fucking estrogen that's running this guy in an attempt to try to make a point for white nationalism.
[04:32:46]  Look, there is no goddamn conspiracy to create white genocide, as many of you dumbass white nationalists try to claim, okay?
[04:32:57]  I mean, I have given you all the recipe right now.
[04:33:00]  I'm going to give it to you again, okay?
[04:33:02]  I'm going to give it to you again.
[04:33:04]  White males just have to go and find a blonde-haired, blue-eyed chick, impregnate her, and the white race lives on.
[04:33:14]  I mean, it's as simple as that.
[04:33:16]  And you see, every time I make that solution, which is very easy, many of these same white people say, well, ghost, if I impregnate her, I'm going to have to pay child support and I'm going to have to give her half of what I have if she divorces me.
[04:33:34]  Well, apparently, white doesn't really mean that much to you.
[04:33:38]  All of a sudden, white has a price.
[04:33:43]  Just like the million-dollar man.
[04:33:46]  Money, Because that ain't stopping the black man from going out and impregnating many goddamn blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches.
[04:33:59]  That ain't stopping Mexicans from going out there and banging blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches.
[04:34:06]  You understand that?
[04:34:07]  So if you people care so much about the white race's continuity, I'm giving you all the recipe.
[04:34:15]  Go out there and impregnate as many white blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks as you possibly can, and the white race lives on.
[04:34:25]  Very simple solution.
[04:34:26]  Doesn't require a bunch of fucking retards at Charlotte fucking hoisting up tiki fucking torches and then saying derogatory shit.
[04:34:38]  It's very simple, very easy.
[04:34:41]  All you got to do is I'll come back to this, okay?
[04:34:45]  I know that Horatio Nelson requested this, but let me tell you something, okay?
[04:34:51]  And I know I've, you know, I know I've showed this broad to you before, but this is what you white nationalists should be going after.
[04:35:01]  Look at this.
[04:35:03]  Now, do you think that this beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed temptress, this sultry white, beautiful fucking blonde-haired, blue-eyed broad, do you think that she's going to be turned on by an effeminate male, by an effeminate soy boy white male who can't protect her if somebody decides that they can't resist but trying to rape or assault this woman?
[04:35:32]  No, they're not going to be, you know, with this effeminate, fucking feminized vernacular, feminine physical attributes.
[04:35:42]  No, okay.
[04:35:44]  Are they going to be turned on by the fact that you fucking man children that are white, okay?
[04:35:51]  Because let's be honest.
[04:35:53]  The majority of this soy boy, bullshit, man-child, wax my character cartoon women, these are majority white people.
[04:36:04]  These are white people and white males specifically.
[04:36:10]  Now, how in the hell do you think you as white males are going to get a beautiful blonde-haired bitch like this wet by you saying, hey, look, I was playing video games and, oh yeah, you know, I was whacking off to a cartoon women.
[04:36:29]  And that's why you white boys are losing to the minorities.
[04:36:37]  And why are blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches going like this to the minorities?
[04:36:41]  Because the minorities are the last semblance of masculinity in America today.
[04:36:48]  Why don't you tell me right now, what is the semblance of masculinity within the majority?
[04:36:54]  Remember, a group is defined by its majority.
[04:36:58]  A group is defined by its majority.
[04:37:00]  And the majority of the white males that are millennials and Gen Zers are a bunch of fucking pussies.
[04:37:05]  They're pussies.
[04:37:07]  All right?
[04:37:08]  They're soy boys.
[04:37:11]  Because if they really cared about continuing the white race, why don't you go screw as many of these bitches as you possibly can?
[04:37:19]  That should be the solution.
[04:37:21]  You should be teaching each other how to score instead of sitting here being like dumb Nick Flentis and be like, hey, I'm a 21-year-old virgin and I'm doing it because of a moral principle, even though I'm sitting over here and got a little cat boy reference and I'm, you know, going out on dates with homosexuals.
[04:37:38]  But hey, you know, I'm that moral guy.
[04:37:41]  I'm the Mexican that's leading the white nationalist incel movement.
[04:37:45]  And look, I'm sorry.
[04:37:51]  I have to say this all the time because I know there's a lot of white nationalists that are on D-Live.
[04:37:56]  And I think that you people need to recognize that all this hoopla that you people have been hollering, like there's, I never thought I'd ever see Asmodor again.
[04:38:07]  I don't mean to be bringing up Asmodor, but I got into a qualm with him and the crying Nazi back on Gab back in like 2017 and had to make Asmodor look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack to the point where he actually ignored me because, you know, the capitalist army and myself, we kind of put it on him.
[04:38:27]  And what I was telling him was the same shit.
[04:38:31]  The same fucking shit.
[04:38:32]  I'm not against white now.
[04:38:35]  Listen, I'm not against white people.
[04:38:37]  Okay.
[04:38:38]  I'm just saying I'm tired of white nationalist LARPers that are posing as if they care about the continuity of the white race, do nothing about making the continuity of the white race a reality.
[04:38:51]  I mean, take a look at Richard Spencer.
[04:38:53]  This guy's talking about fucking doing homosexual stuff.
[04:38:56]  How the hell is that going to sustain the continuity of the white race?
[04:39:01]  How the hell is that going to work?
[04:39:03]  Huh?
[04:39:04]  Andrew Anglin, what the hell is him fucking going out to Bangkok, Thailand, fucking hooking up with goddamn Asians?
[04:39:10]  How's that going to work?
[04:39:12]  Sup Ghost, fuck white boy simps.
[04:39:14]  Also tried out a bottle of Monkey Shoulder.
[04:39:16]  And my God, it's the best scotch I've had.
[04:39:19]  I think this calls for an Insta-Thought segment if we have the time.
[04:39:23]  No, I don't know if we're going to have the time, dude, but thank you very much, Tijuana Genius.
[04:39:28]  I'm just showing these people.
[04:39:29]  Look at this.
[04:39:30]  This is a beautiful blonde woman.
[04:39:33]  I mean, look at this.
[04:39:34]  This is beautiful.
[04:39:36]  Look at there's a Chad's arm there.
[04:39:38]  Look at that.
[04:39:38]  There's a Chad's arm there.
[04:39:41]  Look at that.
[04:39:41]  With the all-CNI, let me give you a break.
[04:39:43]  That's, you know, she's got a Chad that'll protect her from anybody who's going to be doing her harm because look at this beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman.
[04:39:53]  Good God.
[04:39:56]  Good God.
[04:39:58]  So all I'm saying is, you guys that are coming at me saying, oh, you know what?
[04:40:03]  There's a white genocide ghost and it's not fair.
[04:40:09]  I'm telling you, all you got to do to sustain the white race is bang as many blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks as you can, and the white race lives on.
[04:40:18]  And every time I pose that, the same reaction from these white nationalists, so-called white nationalists, well, ghost, if I impregnate her, she's going to go come at me for child support, and she's going to take half of what I have.
[04:40:33]  That isn't stopping the black man, that isn't stopping the Mexican.
[04:40:39]  That shows you that you ain't down for your white race because your race has a goddamn price.
[04:40:47]  It's got a price, and that price is you don't want to pay to sustain your white seed because that's what child support is.
[04:40:56]  I mean, even at the bare minimum, the bare minimum, I've heard like idiots that have the bare minimum, 200 a month.
[04:41:01]  I think it's 200, 250 a month.
[04:41:03]  These are for losers.
[04:41:05]  For losers, they can't even come up with 200 a month to fucking raise their fucking child for Christ's sake in child support.
[04:41:12]  I mean, I'm just saying, if y'all care about the white race's continuity, it's as simple as that.
[04:41:19]  It's just well, how is that a straw man argument?
[04:41:23]  How is that a straw man argument?
[04:41:26]  How many white chicks do you see having mixed babies?
[04:41:30]  And do you think that child support is stopping the black man from impregnating all these white bitches?
[04:41:36]  No.
[04:41:37]  Why is it stopping you?
[04:41:39]  Because you have a price.
[04:41:42]  And instead of sitting over here claiming that you will fucking die for white nationalism and you do anything for white nationalism, I'm telling you, I'm telling you what to do.
[04:41:53]  All right.
[04:41:54]  You impregnate blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches, and the white race lives on.
[04:42:00]  But y'all don't want to do that.
[04:42:02]  And not only do you, the small portion of fucking white people that can do that, not only do you not want to do that, but the rest of the soy boy fucking idiots can't do it.
[04:42:17]  So y'all are in a bit of a pickle.
[04:42:19]  And all I hear is white nationalist shit about my Jew, my Jew, my Jew.
[04:42:25]  Okay.
[04:42:26]  So I don't know what to tell you guys.
[04:42:28]  I mean, you know, I have given you the straight dope on how to sustain and eliminate the whole so-called white genocide.
[04:42:37]  Y'all don't want to do it.
[04:42:38]  So play the rest of Horatio Nelson's video.
[04:42:43]  23andMe is named 23andMe because there are 23 pairs of chromosomes in every cell of your body and they contain all of the genetic information about you.
[04:42:52]  I'm 99.7% Ashkenazi Jewish.
[04:42:56]  White identitarians would equate white people as those with European ancestry.
[04:43:01]  And that might make sense if it weren't for the fact that I have European ancestry dating back centuries.
[04:43:06]  and yet, because some of those ancestors were Jews, I'm somehow not white?
[04:43:15]  If it weren't for the fact that I had European ancestry dating back centuries, and yet, because some of those ancestors were Jews, I'm somehow not white?
[04:43:29]  Excuse me?
[04:43:30]  I bleed mayonnaise and I one-star Yelp reviews.
[04:43:33]  I mean, excuse me.
[04:43:35]  I mean, do you hear the fucking fruit boldness in this dude?
[04:43:38]  I mean, do you think he's going to fucking attract a bitch like this by fucking looking like a fucking, you know, stupid, effeminate, fucking, you know, scuffed Freddie Mercury and talking like he just popped out of the asshole of Richard Simmons?
[04:43:52]  Do you think that he's going to score something like, look at this beautiful blonde?
[04:43:55]  I mean, I'm just saying.
[04:43:57]  I'm just saying.
[04:43:59]  Jesus, play the rest of this shit.
[04:44:01]  I've talked my way out of traffic tickets while high on OxyContent.
[04:44:05]  I'm white.
[04:44:06]  When I was younger, I got sucked into the whole white guilt thing.
[04:44:10]  It was something that was taught to us through primary school, high school, even university.
[04:44:15]  I did feel a sense of shame about being someone who had white skin.
[04:44:20]  I did tend to then feel sorry for people who didn't have white skin, which is actually kind of derogatory in its own way.

=== Scuffed Freddie Mercury Lifestyle (02:38) ===

[04:44:28]  Definitely, whites have been set up as the oppressors, as the enslavers, as the pushers of mass consumerism.
[04:44:36]  Adults should dispel children's worst fears.
[04:44:39]  Be a stable force in the world for them.
[04:44:41]  I don't think creating hysterical kids is a very good thing for their mental state or for our future.
[04:44:47]  But, you know, we are the bad guys for pointing that out.
[04:44:50]  But we have to do it.
[04:44:51]  But will we do it is the question that you asked.
[04:44:53]  And look at this.
[04:44:54]  Okay.
[04:44:54]  And look, if you want me to criticize black people, white folks, easily, look at this fucking stupid idiot.
[04:45:00]  This guy is clearly a mixed breed, and yet he is full throttle black.
[04:45:06]  All right.
[04:45:06]  Now, do you think that this brother has the same fucking lifestyle and the same life experience as opposed to somebody as black as EBZ?
[04:45:15]  Fuck no.
[04:45:16]  Okay.
[04:45:18]  And you see, everybody on the black side is usually some kind of mixed breed talking for black people.
[04:45:25]  All right.
[04:45:26]  We saw it in the Democratic fucking primaries with goddamn Corey Booker.
[04:45:32]  Corey Booker is, I mean, if that motherfucker is black, then I'm black.
[04:45:35]  Okay.
[04:45:37]  Fucking peanut head looking motherfucker.
[04:45:39]  Are you kidding me?
[04:45:41]  And then he tried to pretend that he wasn't homosexual by, I don't know, having some mutual understanding with Rosario Dawson.
[04:45:49]  Give me a fucking break with that one up.
[04:45:53]  Excuse me.
[04:45:54]  What was that other broad?
[04:45:55]  The fucking brought from California?
[04:45:59]  Kamala Harris.
[04:46:00]  That fucking bitch.
[04:46:02]  You know what I mean?
[04:46:02]  I mean, this was the black contingent of the Democratic Party here.
[04:46:07]  Mixed breed.
[04:46:08]  So I have criticism as well for everybody.
[04:46:11]  I am not a racist, and I am an equal criticizer of everybody.
[04:46:18]  So that is my criticism.
[04:46:19]  And on top of this brother, supposed brother being a fucking light skin, this man is also gay.
[04:46:27]  And the gays are trying to make blacks all gay so that gay becomes the new black.
[04:46:34]  Look that up.
[04:46:34]  As a matter of fact, Google gay is the new black and you'll see what I'm talking about.
[04:46:38]  I really hope so.
[04:46:40]  And it's hard for me to feel that way in this moment after witnessing all of these over and over and over again.
[04:46:46]  Just the hate that we're witnessing.
[04:46:49]  Because she tweeted a couple days ago that we should not vote for, that she will not vote for any white or male candidate in 2020 in our province.
[04:46:59]  Now, do you notice another effeminate male?
[04:47:01]  I'm just saying, dude.
[04:47:03]  Our propaganda is horrible.

=== South Africa Race Comparison (06:14) ===

[04:47:06]  This is not going to be the country of white people.
[04:47:09]  So white privilege is...
[04:47:11]  And by the way, that was Ihan Omar.
[04:47:15]  Ihan O'Marr is a representative of Minnesota.
[04:47:20]  How the fuck, what more white can you get than Minnesota?
[04:47:25]  Not understanding that not everyone has benefits that are unearned as a result of being in a white skin.
[04:47:34]  What these white supremacists call white genocide isn't genocide at all because no one is being murdered.
[04:47:39]  Epidemic of farmers.
[04:47:40]  So it's around 64 murders on farms.
[04:47:43]  Now, now, now, wait a minute.
[04:47:45]  Now, now, wait a minute.
[04:47:47]  Now y'all are equating what's going on in America with what's going on in South Africa.
[04:47:53]  South Africa is a completely different situation than you fucking dumb soy boys in America.
[04:48:00]  I actually happen to know people in South America and talk to white people in South America.
[04:48:06]  And yes, they are genuinely being oppressed.
[04:48:09]  Okay?
[04:48:10]  This idea, and look, I could be critical of the South American, or excuse me, South African, not South American, South African situation, because who's in charge of South Africa right now?
[04:48:22]  The ANC.
[04:48:23]  The ANC was the party of Mandela.
[04:48:27]  And remember, the whole context of the ANC rising up against the apartheid was the apartheid exclusively had two classes of people based on race.
[04:48:39]  Okay?
[04:48:40]  And the reason the apartheid came apart was because the whites were forced to hire black folks from the other side to do jobs that white folks didn't want to do in the apartheid side.
[04:48:55]  I'm not even kidding you.
[04:48:56]  Hey, the same shit, different plate.
[04:49:00]  And the only difference is that the ANC at this point went against their, I mean, they've gone completely 180 from them being oppressed folks to being the oppressors.
[04:49:12]  And that's why anybody celebrating Nelson Mandela should be fucking eliminated.
[04:49:17]  You should be fucking taken out of the country.
[04:49:21]  You should be shipped off to South Africa if you think that Mandela was a fucking hero, okay?
[04:49:26]  This man was a devout communist.
[04:49:29]  All right.
[04:49:29]  He was best friends with Fidel Castro and a whole bunch of shit.
[04:49:34]  And now his party, Mandela's party, is now doing the same thing that Mandela protested against when it came about 40 or 50 years ago.
[04:49:46]  So look, these are two different contexts.
[04:49:49]  And I don't like how this video is propagandizing that there's a white genocide supposedly happening in North America, yet using the South African oppression by the ANC on white farmers.
[04:50:03]  That's completely different story, dude.
[04:50:06]  All right.
[04:50:06]  And white farmers have every right to raise up against the racist ANC.
[04:50:12]  The racist ANC needs to be removed from South Africa.
[04:50:16]  And you can quote me on that, okay?
[04:50:19]  But to compare the white so-called strife in America and try to compare it to South Africa, you're fucking, you're reaching, dude.
[04:50:29]  And this is, I mean, you've lost your debate at that point.
[04:50:33]  Jesus Christ.
[04:50:35]  Universities find that the motivation is robbery.
[04:50:39]  However, it's interesting that even though black people only represent 12, 13% of the population, there was actually 409 white people killed by black people and only 189 black people killed by white people.
[04:50:56]  I mean, what statistic is that?
[04:50:59]  What statistic is that?
[04:51:01]  What does that mean?
[04:51:03]  I mean, that doesn't even make any sense.
[04:51:05]  Listen, if you want to make the argument that blacks are the highest in criminal statistics, absolutely.
[04:51:12]  I'm not going to debate that shit.
[04:51:14]  Okay.
[04:51:15]  I'm not going to debate that shit.
[04:51:16]  I agree with that.
[04:51:17]  I think black people are more likely to get killed by other black people than they are about cops and all this other shit.
[04:51:24]  But at the same time, all right, I mean, we can't be sitting here and suggesting that as these people are killing each other, that somehow there's a white genocide, okay?
[04:51:40]  There is no white genocide.
[04:51:42]  You people are soy boys now.
[04:51:44]  The millennial and Gen Z white people are soy boys, and they're not attractive to the blonde-haired blue-eyed chicks, dude.
[04:51:51]  It's sad.
[04:51:52]  I know.
[04:51:53]  I know it's hard to swallow, but maybe that's what, you know, Nick Fuentes and all these other fucking idiots that are so-called leaders of your white nationalist shit.
[04:52:02]  Maybe that's what you should be focusing on.
[04:52:04]  How to Mac to fucking blonde hair, blue-eyed chicks.
[04:52:08]  All right.
[04:52:08]  And what's up to capitalist polar bear with a diamond?
[04:52:12]  Mandela rest in piss.
[04:52:13]  You're goddamn right.
[04:52:15]  So you have black people killing twice as many white people as vice versa.
[04:52:20]  It's basically being a victim, and victimhood is not helpful.
[04:52:23]  Victimhood only is I'm blaming somebody else for my problem.
[04:52:27]  Another time he said, I hate all white people.
[04:52:29]  And there was multiple tweets based on race in there, dropping the N-word and then saying I'm going to got the whiteys and that kind of thing.
[04:52:37]  Find a random white person who's running and kill him.
[04:52:40]  How does race not be a part of this?
[04:52:43]  Understanding that not everyone has benefits that are unearned as a result of being a racial justice director.
[04:52:51]  Oh, that's fresh.
[04:52:52]  There's a pervasive sense amongst certain sectors of historically white society that those societies are being diluted on other people's terms.
[04:53:03]  But see, when you use a term like diluted, I think Nazism, I think eugenics, I think all of these horrible things from the past.
[04:53:11]  Why is being diluted a problem?
[04:53:13]  That's neurotic.
[04:53:14]  The societies are, in demographic terms, being diluted.
[04:53:18]  We're just trying to survive.
[04:53:20]  All right.

=== Pro Bernie Bro Bullshit Logic (08:46) ===

[04:53:21]  We get it.
[04:53:21]  All right.
[04:53:22]  Look, I'm not disagreeing with some of these arguments.
[04:53:26]  I'm just saying, you know, white people or young white males, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and realize that because you're a bunch of effeminate soy boys that are man children, okay, there's a reason why white fucking blonde hair, blue-eyed chicks aren't banging you.
[04:53:44]  I'm just saying.
[04:53:45]  All right, that's all there is to it.
[04:53:47]  I mean, I'm just saying.
[04:53:48]  Anyway, let's not have this argument anymore.
[04:53:50]  I didn't mean to.
[04:53:51]  Thanks a lot, Horatio Nelson, sitting over here having racial debates and shit.
[04:53:56]  All right, it's supposed to be a Saturday night troll show.
[04:53:58]  We're supposed to be chilling.
[04:54:00]  Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20 bucker, dude.
[04:54:03]  I didn't mean to be going off on that tirade.
[04:54:05]  I'm just, I'm tired of people fucking bitching about fucking race, dude.
[04:54:09]  Who gives a shit about race at this point, man?
[04:54:12]  Especially if you're an American citizen, okay?
[04:54:15]  I mean, anybody who's trying to holler race, they're trying to divide the American people, or they're trying to make it easy for stupid people to justify irrational activities in the name of so-called social justice.
[04:54:31]  So, I mean, I think both sides are fucked up, and I can't stand the whole concept of political correctness, this idea of racism and all that shit.
[04:54:41]  So, it is what it is, dude.
[04:54:43]  I don't want to talk about it anymore.
[04:54:45]  Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20.
[04:54:48]  More 80s.
[04:54:50]  More 80s.
[04:54:50]  The sun always shines on Ghost Jukebox.
[04:54:54]  Fuck off, dude.
[04:54:55]  All right, I'm not a fucking jukebox.
[04:54:57]  I'm just sitting over here.
[04:54:59]  I mean, I'm having a Saturday night troll show.
[04:55:01]  What the fuck do you want from me, man?
[04:55:02]  All right.
[04:55:03]  Anyway, once again, who donated this?
[04:55:06]  80s, more 80s donated this.
[04:55:09]  Let's see what kind of 80s song he donated.
[04:55:11]  All right.
[04:55:14]  And, you know, I find this ironic, okay?
[04:55:17]  You guys that are donating 80s music.
[04:55:19]  It's not like mainstream.
[04:55:22]  It's like, you know, you probably got those Columbia records.
[04:55:26]  You know, you buy one album, you get like 20 for a penny or some shit.
[04:55:31]  And you listen to the albums.
[04:55:33]  And I don't know.
[04:55:35]  Anyway, more 80s requested this.
[04:55:37]  And this is a little aha.
[04:55:41]  The Soros Found.
[04:55:42]  Oh, that's that's fresh.
[04:55:44]  The Soros Foundation.
[04:55:46]  What the fuck did you say?
[04:55:48]  We are pleased, Ghost.
[04:55:50]  Your check is in the mail.
[04:55:51]  Fuck off, dude.
[04:55:52]  I'm not down with Soros, you idiot.
[04:55:54]  All right.
[04:55:56]  I'm just trying to be logical and rational here, dude.
[04:55:59]  I'm just trying to let y'all know with some intellectual curiosity.
[04:56:02]  Give me a break.
[04:56:04]  All right?
[04:56:06]  You're the guys that are thinking.
[04:56:07]  Fuck all of you.
[04:56:09]  All right, look.
[04:56:09]  Thank you, Capitalist Polar Bear.
[04:56:12]  Touch me, hold me.
[04:56:13]  Oh, mine.
[04:56:15]  What?
[04:56:16]  What?
[04:56:17]  Fuck Trump and feel the burn.
[04:56:19]  Join me at Bernie Pelosa.
[04:56:20]  Bernie.
[04:56:21]  Fuck Bernie Sanders.
[04:56:22]  Are you kidding me?
[04:56:24]  You dumb Bernie bros?
[04:56:25]  You know that this son of a bitch just had a heart attack.
[04:56:28]  He's 78 years old.
[04:56:30]  And you're putting this old Conjurer up as a leader of the revolution.
[04:56:33]  I mean, all somebody does, I'm not even kidding.
[04:56:36]  All somebody has to do is go behind Bernie and go, ah!
[04:56:41]  And this son of a bitch will go, and before you know it, he'll probably be on the fucking ground holding his chest, all right?
[04:56:49]  I mean, that's how frail this old man is.
[04:56:52]  And you idiots are putting him on a pedestal like he's the fucking leader of the fucking revolution.
[04:56:56]  What a bunch of idiots.
[04:56:57]  Seriously.
[04:56:58]  And more 80s requested this.
[04:57:00]  And dude, fuck all you people with these stickers, dude.
[04:57:03]  I'm tired of you people.
[04:57:04]  You can fucking sit over here and come at me like that, man.
[04:57:07]  Fuck you.
[04:57:07]  All right.
[04:57:09]  Fuck you.
[04:57:10]  And fuck everybody laughing as well.
[04:57:14]  All right.
[04:57:15]  Who do we got here?
[04:57:15]  We got SpongeBob calls out ghost for $20.20.
[04:57:20]  Can you believe that?
[04:57:21]  SpongeBob calls out ghost.
[04:57:25]  Somebody asked, that's the name.
[04:57:26]  That's the fucking name.
[04:57:27]  Didn't even say anything in the message.
[04:57:30]  Hey, look, a capitalist polar bear with another diamond.
[04:57:32]  He's got an 80s boner.
[04:57:36]  All right, let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
[04:57:40]  SpongeBob calls out ghost.
[04:57:42]  Anyway, put the PC shot on.
[04:57:44]  What the fuck is this?
[04:57:46]  Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser.
[04:57:51]  Fucking idiots.
[04:57:54]  What?
[04:57:54]  Trump has failed at keeping us safe.
[04:57:56]  The coronavirus is going to kill us all.
[04:57:58]  Thanks for watching.
[04:57:59]  Oh, give me a break.
[04:58:00]  I live in the town.
[04:58:03]  You fucking idiots.
[04:58:04]  I live in a town where there's 15 coronavirus people being fucking quarantined.
[04:58:09]  All right.
[04:58:10]  Are you kidding me?
[04:58:11]  I'm not fucking scared of the coronavirus.
[04:58:13]  You people are fucking idiots.
[04:58:14]  All right, never mind.
[04:58:15]  I don't want to talk about this.
[04:58:16]  Just shove it up your ass.
[04:58:17]  All right, Bernie bro.
[04:58:18]  And then I've got this shit.
[04:58:20]  Huh?
[04:58:21]  SpongeBob tells ghost or whatever the fuck.
[04:58:24]  And then what is this?
[04:58:25]  Two hours of this shit?
[04:58:28]  Capitalist Polar Bear, what would you do for a Klondike bar chat?
[04:58:32]  What would you do for a Blondike?
[04:58:35]  Anyway, let's, let's move on.
[04:58:42]  Am I really having to fucking listen to this?
[04:58:46]  Am I really going to have to listen to this bullshit?
[04:58:50]  Venom Snake with a diamond ghost is secretly endorsing Bernie Sanders.
[04:58:55]  Fuck you.
[04:58:56]  All right.
[04:58:57]  Bernie Sanders is a piece of trash.
[04:59:00]  As a matter of fact, I wouldn't mind him being the Democratic nominee because down ballot, everybody's going to vote Trump and Republican.
[04:59:08]  America does not want to be socialist, okay?
[04:59:11]  Except for a bunch of loser millennials that are in their mid-30s that are still living underneath their mother's skirt, okay?
[04:59:19]  Maybe some of these morons that sign their name on the dotted line, putting themselves tens, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars in student debt, maybe those losers.
[04:59:29]  All right?
[04:59:31]  But this right here, what SpongeBob is saying, this is what the Bernie Bros whole electorate is contingent of.
[04:59:39]  A bunch of fucking life losers that want to blame just anybody else for their bad mistakes.
[04:59:47]  For their bad mistakes, for Christ's sake.
[04:59:50]  Fucking piece of crap.
[04:59:52]  I can't believe I'm even listening to this.
[04:59:55]  All right, while this is going for Christ's sake, because I'm obligated to listen to it because of a $20, $20 bucker, let me go ahead and get some more beer, man!
[05:00:06]  Fuck yeah, dude.
[05:00:08]  Fucking more beer.
[05:00:10]  That's the only thing making this fucking show palatable for heaven's sake, man.
[05:00:14]  Don't you understand that?
[05:00:17]  Jesus Christ.
[05:00:18]  Lynn said, Loser.
[05:00:20]  Yeah, fuck you.
[05:00:22]  All right, fuck off.
[05:00:24]  Fuck off, for Christ's sake.
[05:00:27]  I've been on here for what?
[05:00:29]  Over five hours on a Saturday night, dude.
[05:00:33]  Jesus Christ.
[05:00:35]  I want to have a barbecue tomorrow, too.
[05:00:38]  You know that?
[05:00:40]  I want to have a barbecue tomorrow, but I'm sitting over here.
[05:00:43]  Look at this.
[05:00:44]  I'm fucking sitting over here looking at this shit.
[05:00:48]  I'm looking at this bullshit.
[05:00:53]  What?
[05:00:54]  What?
[05:00:55]  What is it now?
[05:00:56]  Oh, Mrs. Ghost, huh?
[05:00:59]  Or is that from ghost causing my nigga?
[05:01:01]  Bernie 2020 in the middle of the morning.
[05:01:03]  Fuck you.
[05:01:05]  Fuck you and fuck Bernie Sanders, alright?
[05:01:09]  Bernie Sanders is an old scuff Doc Brown, prostate-infected, has to wake up seven times to take a piss every night.
[05:01:17]  Piece of geriatric trash.
[05:01:19]  All right?
[05:01:20]  Why you dumb millennials think that old grandpa is going to be giving you free shit?
[05:01:26]  I have no fucking idea.
[05:01:28]  I have no fucking idea.
[05:01:32]  I'm sitting over here.
[05:01:33]  This is supposed to be Blade Appreciation Day.
[05:01:35]  People are saying fucking pro-Bernie Bro bullshit.
[05:01:40]  Fuck Bernie Sanders.
[05:01:41]  And fuck the Democrats.
[05:01:43]  If you're a Democrat, if you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you're anti-American scum.
[05:01:49]  Do you understand me?
[05:01:51]  Huh?
[05:01:52]  If you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you're anti-American scum.
[05:01:58]  Give me my drink.
[05:02:01]  Lives it loser.
[05:02:06]  All right.
[05:02:06]  All right.

=== Positive Reinforcement Button Needed (03:09) ===

[05:02:07]  I've had enough of this.
[05:02:08]  All right.
[05:02:09]  About to be four minutes.
[05:02:10]  Let's cut it the fuck off.
[05:02:12]  All right.
[05:02:13]  Shut it off.
[05:02:13]  Shut it the fuck off.
[05:02:15]  What?
[05:02:17]  Ghost for Bernie.
[05:02:19]  Ghost's mating call.
[05:02:20]  Yeah, I get fuck you, asshole.
[05:02:22]  All right, fuck off.
[05:02:25]  Anyway, the last one here is the pet Mexican.
[05:02:29]  And the pet Mexican has only got eight bucks and 20 cents.
[05:02:34]  He needs to, you know, have the remainder of whatever's left to get a $20, $20 if I'm going to play his shit.
[05:02:40]  But we are at the end here.
[05:02:42]  This is it.
[05:02:44]  I should just end the fucking show right now, if you want my personal opinion.
[05:02:48]  I mean, all this fucking show has been has been me taking nothing but a bunch of troll terrorism and cyber vermin from a bunch of pieces of garbage like you.
[05:02:59]  You know, I mean, I was trying to give you all a show.
[05:03:02]  I was trying to do some shit for you, but no, you don't fucking give it.
[05:03:07]  Look at it.
[05:03:08]  Look at people are calling me a lazy Jew.
[05:03:10]  What the hell does that mean?
[05:03:12]  Well, people want Insta Thoughts date line.
[05:03:15]  Oh, God.
[05:03:18]  Oh, my God.
[05:03:19]  Why, dude?
[05:03:20]  You've been shit-talking me all fucking night.
[05:03:24]  You've been fucking posting shit stickers about me all fucking night, man.
[05:03:30]  All right?
[05:03:31]  I go do raids and you make me fucking look like a fucking shithead in front of all these streamers out here.
[05:03:37]  They all think I'm in a fucking wheelchair because of you fucking assholes.
[05:03:41]  Hey, what?
[05:03:42]  Now I'm just supposed to just stop and do everything you say.
[05:03:45]  Why?
[05:03:46]  Why, you fucking shithead.
[05:03:48]  Oh, yeah.
[05:03:49]  Dateline or else.
[05:03:50]  I need my positive reinforcement button, dude.
[05:03:53]  I'm sorry.
[05:03:54]  I need my positive reinforcement button because I can't fucking take this shit.
[05:04:00]  I can't take this shit.
[05:04:01]  Where's my positive?
[05:04:02]  Press it.
[05:04:03]  Press it.
[05:04:08]  Feed fear a suck it sandwich.
[05:04:11]  That's right.
[05:04:12]  You're goddamn right.
[05:04:15]  I don't need to be afraid of these fucking troll terrorists that are out here making these disgusting, slanderous lie stickers on the goddamn chat room in my fucking chat room.
[05:04:29]  I'm fucking tired of you people, man.
[05:04:33]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:04:34]  I should have just ended the fuck.
[05:04:36]  I shouldn't have even come here, to be honest with you.
[05:04:38]  All right.
[05:04:39]  I was telling Mrs. Ghost, I was like, you know, I'm thinking about possibly just not showing up today.
[05:04:48]  And you know what?
[05:04:49]  I shouldn't have, man.
[05:04:50]  I fucking shouldn't have.
[05:04:51]  But you know what?
[05:04:52]  I'm a sucker.
[05:04:52]  I'm an idiot.
[05:04:53]  You know what I mean?
[05:04:54]  For whatever reason, I have some kind of compassion for you fucking troll terrorists and cyber vermin that are out here making my life a living hell.
[05:05:07]  So anyway, listen.
[05:05:09]  Shut up.
[05:05:09]  Don't tell me what to do.
[05:05:11]  Oh, here we go.
[05:05:13]  Here we go.
[05:05:13]  Kenny.
[05:05:15]  No.

=== Only Use Me Blade Day Ruined (01:30) ===

[05:05:17]  Jesus Christ.
[05:05:19]  Badass fight scene.
[05:05:21]  Badass fight scene.
[05:05:23]  Is that it?
[05:05:23]  Everyone see a badass fight scene?
[05:05:26]  It's probably some shit making fun of me because that's all you fucking Milky Livers know how to do, man.
[05:05:32]  Badass fight scene, seriously?
[05:05:35]  I'm doing this and I'm taking off.
[05:05:37]  I can't.
[05:05:38]  Fuck you people, man.
[05:05:39]  I'm not going to sit over here and do what you say.
[05:05:41]  You're not going to be fucking sitting over here telling me what to do, you piece of crap, all right?
[05:05:46]  This is ghost time.
[05:05:47]  This was supposed to be only use me blade appreciation day, and you all have fucked up.
[05:05:54]  All right, play this.
[05:05:55]  Who the hell?
[05:05:55]  Kenny requested this.
[05:05:56]  Kenny, what is this?
[05:06:01]  A fucking, of course, animation.
[05:06:04]  Of course, animation.
[05:06:05]  Wait a minute.
[05:06:06]  Hold on.
[05:06:07]  Oh, my God.
[05:06:09]  You fuck.
[05:06:09]  All right, that's it.
[05:06:10]  All right, fuck off.
[05:06:12]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[05:06:13]  I'm out of here.
[05:06:14]  I'm out of here.
[05:06:15]  Fucking.
[05:06:16]  How in the fuck is that shit on?
[05:06:18]  How in the fuck is that shit on?
[05:06:20]  All right, I'm not opening up nothing.
[05:06:22]  I'm out of here.
[05:06:23]  Fuck you, people.
[05:06:25]  Fuck you, people.
[05:06:26]  Fuck you people.
[05:06:28]  Yeah, put that Jew on.
[05:06:30]  Yeah, fuck punch.
[05:06:31]  Fuck you.
[05:06:33]  Fuck you.
[05:06:34]  I'm out of here, man.
[05:06:35]  Fuck all you people.
[05:06:36]  I hope each and every one of you die of cancer of the cock.
[05:06:39]  You piece of shit.
[05:06:41]  You piece of shit.
[05:06:43]  Get me out of here.
[05:06:45]  Get me the fuck out of here.